you
I'm still running with the same niggas to the back of me
Never seen a million cash, gotta count it carefully
I ever made love to the woman or your dreams
Or a woman filled with money, other women as she screams
Oh, baby I could take it there
Call them all jakers personally to make a piff
So yeah, we don't want to feel an ain't fair
Call it in this double-MG until I get the chill
All I care about is money in the city that I'm from
I'm gonna step until I feel it. I'm a smoke until it's done now. I don't really give a fucking excuse that I'm
Yeah
We're logo'd up this time.
Yo, Chet was good!
Alright.
We're in sketch house in three.
Thanks for coming, bro.
Bro, please sit you have me, bro.
Yeah, we're gonna have to be officers.
Um, yeah, I know.
Very fucking soon.
Now listen, Chet, we're here.
In sketch crib, bro.
Um, yeah.
As y'all know, sketch is not the best when it comes to tech and stuff, so the
stream is kind of started, bro.
You know what I mean?
I don't know how many intro what do you think dude?
We just got a really good 250 gifted from that gallery tournament though wait just now no
Oh shit yo skitches chat was do it y'all boys man. What's up?
I just my favorite number always been you know me
Actually really why boom this is what I'm aware when I play sports. Oh, really?
You want a water, or something?
Can you do that?
I was about to do your fucking water.
Yeah, you want some?
I'll take a sip.
You want me to blow a waterfall?
Actually, you might get sick.
I had swine from the front a little bit.
You fucking serious?
What did I do?
I just had a stuffy.
I did a little bit.
You'll be good.
Anyway, that was good!
It's good to go back with good and better meetings!
What are we going to do?
Are we going to do a house tour?
Listen, I'm going to tell them we're going to do stuff.
OK.
I'm going to tell them what we're going to do today.
OK?
you tell them so look chat we're here with sketch obviously yesterday was an
amazing stream shout-out my offer boy you know I mean today we're on a webcam
out what kind is this right here so to see that point see 9 20 years of real
camera yes I use a real fucking camera sketch bro I don't this is a little
budget for low but really that's okay you don't go from high production yesterday
we might have to fucking the lowest production load I barely know how to use
I
Everybody today bear with us. Okay. This is what we're doing today though. First of all, you are the goalkeeper
Against you against you against me in the starting training match. I'm former MVP
Former VP so I got I gotta give you a lot of respect. You know what I had to write
Now there's the thing
today chat
I'm with sketch
He's gonna give us a whole house for okay. He's gonna show me around his place
Take us through it after that
We're gonna hit the gas station get some water some stuff. Yep, so then hit that field
And we're gonna do some free kicks in penalties against anything. What is a free kick?
The only time I played soccer twice on I can one was
What?
You know what? Do you see a Sartre Jersey deer?
No I do not! But you're the fucking fool maybe pee aren't you?
I'll show you the trophy. I broke the trophy like the first day I got it.
You broke it?
Yeah.
Okay.
So if we get it, I'm gonna get it up there.
And penalty is the penalty you saved from Simon. That's the penalty from the little spot right there.
Yeah.
It's in the square.
So you're gonna give me pre-show looks?
I will.
Thank you.
I will.
And I'm gonna get it.
I'll take all that into consideration.
Okay, man.
No tell us if my knee is fucked up, but I'm not what everybody needs my knees fucked up. Yeah
How's your out? We're not gonna have so I was jumping like back basketball practice and I jumped all the way
I just close on the pocket a little bit now. I went to the doctor chat. I did MRI scan and Mariah just came back yesterday
I'm not kidding. I
Have something called
Uh, you were an Aussie yesterday. You streamed the black. Yes. Oh, you're good. Oh, it came back. Yeah came back
Yeah, yeah, so I have something called chat. I got it right here. Okay. I have something called 10
Patel oh my god, so we said it what the fuck what is the fuck it's called a patella tenda lot
Bro, I think that's an STD
Oh, how'd you get that STD? It's a patella tendonitis
Which means it's a it's something it's torn my it's something that's torn in my knee
But so if I slide tackle you are wrong if you fucking slide tackle me out
Oh
All right
So
He said doctor said it's it's something that just takes time to heal
It's inflamed. Yes, so it's not that bad which is so good as common
But it's like it's a bad one because there's like certain things to it
But today I feel good. So I want to try this get some shots
I'm not gonna run on and then like that. So we're just gonna like shut up a little bit
We're gonna do some penalty some free kids. Oh, so you say you can't run? I run any solo at this moment running
It's a little half-half. I'm gonna
Day-to-day like day-to-day better every day, but he also said you don't want to do something that like
So this game you could still be fucked up
Why are you so fucking smiling by that shit?
I'm not like you were jinx you swore. I don't care about anyone else. Oh, really?
So you don't think me just gonna score against you. No, I take all the tribe
Yeah, sure, so you think I'm trying to get Simon and Ginch.
Ginch's gonna be back there and slot that one to Ginch.
Oh, really?
He's good.
Ginch's good.
Was he on your team last time?
In the Katar Shady match he was, yeah.
Yeah.
He was on my team.
Yeah, that was some...
Oh, no, that was a Disney chain.
Wait, what's Disney chain on my soccer game?
You're coming to a real game.
What, $10,000 for a free kick?
I saw that.
That's fake soccer.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
I wasn't on me. I mean, um, did y'all wait?
To get your ass kicked
But yeah, I'm a brand saying okay, so let's see today. Let's see today
Let's we don't we're not gonna do like a hundred hundred percent against her because we don't want to give out our tactics. I mean, but
We're gonna. How are you gonna get the ball? I I jelly. I'm not kidding. I think let's do this
10 free kicks 10 penalties low won't do one action. Just make friends and get it
Hey, was that me or you?
I don't know, I think someone got it, so.
Yo, they would've taken the appreciate and monar appreciate,
uh, but tap, that was the thing?
Monar?
Do you not even know how to read your fucking chat
and get some?
I can't read them, that's what, that's the,
that's the whole, that's the whole thing.
That's the thing, they're just talking to themselves,
so far.
Yo, sketch chat, I'm gonna be reading both today.
Sketch, look, like a data four, there you go.
Like a data four?
Yeah, that's a compliment.
That's a compliment, yeah.
because Tom Brady had four kids and he won a Super Bowl.
Um, we had chat, we're doing that.
After that chat, we're actually gonna come back to the crib, chill, and then we're gonna
watch Yukon versus fucking Michigan.
Michigan.
What do you think about that game?
Have you ever been watching the games?
I'm not gonna lie, I'm being really honest.
Not a lie.
You know what I mean?
But, um, do you have YouTube TV?
No.
Do you have YouTube TV?
I had a Caleb Pressley's YouTube TV.
You know what that is?
You did not have a Caleb Pressley's YouTube TV.
I swear.
Why do you have that?
He signed in and just left it.
And I was like, you know what?
He has his Sunday ticket, which is for the football games.
And so I just kept it.
Good morning with the five years of the pre-sale.
Mother, thank you!
We had some chats.
They can be a little chaotic.
I don't even know what to expect.
But you know what's going to be sketchy?
Crazy.
I'm saying like, we're going to win a new list.
I'm going to do this today.
And uh, hope y'all feel good, hope y'all feel great, let's have a good day!
Let's have a good day, okay? So, yeah, tell me what the fuck is that?
This is where I put all my, my string playing on.
Okay, sure, yeah.
What am I looking at?
And what am I actually looking at?
You see that?
Sure, yeah.
That's what I, that's just what I think you would do out today.
Yo, sir boys at 100 bits what those knees do big boy. There's no thoughts
There's a collection of thoughts
You don't think there's no thoughts on this thing?
This is our 88
You know, so I have that spinning wheel next to you
You see a spin wheel? Oh
My god, I'm bare with us today, bro. What you wouldn't say. Okay
All right, Jacks.
You have one as an MC.
Okay, thanks folks. You're pretty much thinking out.
So you just do this every single thing?
I did it one time for a cell phone.
It worked.
The rest of the rest is just leg. It's a 120-gents.
Oh my God. Do we need water for you to play soccer?
Yes, we need fucking water.
You're gonna have to run a lot?
I mean, I know, but we're gonna get a little out of shape.
I'm out of shape, too. I'll be honest.
You're not out of shape.
Bullshit.
I am out of shape.
You're out of shape right now.
Oh my god!
Yo I got a question!
What happened to um, okay, I mean not bad.
What?
I remember there was a time when you really got in shape.
I remember seeing pics on Twitter, like you're starting getting six pack and shit and I was like
I was forming Snapchat.
But you knew that?
I always formed Snapchat.
At least you make them up on Snapchat.
Don't lie!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
What's the most views you've gotten on Snapchat?
Most views? Probably like 30 million?
How much do you make a month off now?
Do you do it like a bad bitch?
I do it like a bad bitch. I'm not gonna lie, yeah.
Like it's just thrift-trap? Is it more for the ladies?
Uh, not always. I would say it's just for the ladies.
It's for them three. It's always for them three.
Is it for y'all or is it for the ladies?
Oh, by the way, I want to say like 30 million from like one day of snaps.
Not for the month.
One day of snaps?
Yeah, no, how much for the month?
What's the most in a month?
What's the most views? Let me just think about it.
I don't even know if we're like, wait, what's your...
Have you had a billion views before?
You thinking about that?
How many followers do you have?
I'm almost at a mill now.
I know, but that doesn't even matter from a store.
I know, it doesn't.
Wait, how much do you work?
Jeff, how much do you think you've paid the most?
I'll keep my best month if you give your best month.
Wait, what, how about this, how about this, what's your most views in like a day, you know what I mean?
Like, do you get good views on Snap? What's your average views?
I don't know, well, it depends on if I leave the apps or not.
Oh, because that mean, right?
Well, I don't really like go, I don't really use Snapchat anymore.
Yes, you guys got it.
Yeah, if you got this off, we'll stick to the tips.
So you don't, you don't even run it?
No.
Do you even know what's being ran?
Like, no, I have no clue.
They clickbait the shit out of me sometimes.
I'm pretty sure one time they, that's what the shirtless things were.
But you actually got in shape though.
Yeah, for a couple of seconds.
What do you mean couple of seconds, just when it's not happen?
Well done for a snap, I just moved to get in shape.
But wait, what did you like, what did you like, have you ever been on like, have
you ever done peptides?
No, I've never done peptides.
Never?
I've never done anything, that's why I'm, otherwise if it peptides, I've never
No, that'd be sick though.
I thought you'd be the type of guy to do like...
What? You're saying I should take it out of Zempik?
No, not on Zempik. I thought you'd be the guy that should try peptides.
Like, do you snort him or something?
No, have you ever heard of peptides you've been to?
I've heard of them. I don't really know exactly what they are.
Well, peptides is the new shit. I mean, I wouldn't recommend it.
You talk about it like it's a new drug.
I mean, it's not a new drug, but...
You hire somebody to take it off?
Well, wouldn't you take it if he got you hired?
Are you a snitch, do you work for the cops, you see you are the extreme spy, y'all not
a spy, yes you are, you're a fucking spy, why are you, why is my head bothering me,
my hair is moving separately from my forehead, um wait, switch to your head right now,
That's you cutting a hundred bits from Yeshua.
Thank you, Yeshua.
So you think you're gonna scurn this bitch?
Both, yes.
How much money do you have?
How many get to do it?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Someone just pissed up in my chat.
Marlin forcing peptides on sketch.
I'm not fucking forcing peptides on nobody.
I don't even take pep time.
Do you have any ownership of it, a pep time?
No, I don't do pep times.
I don't work in Meadow or nothing.
Actually, you've got to take pep time.
How many, how many, do you own any companies?
You're a spy.
No, I'm not a spy.
Really?
Oh, so let me get this straight sketch.
You wanna have a lot of friends.
You want friends?
You know everyone.
No, I don't.
You know everyone.
But you know everyone.
Okay, but you know everyone.
You just know Roger Goodell?
Just chilling with him?
Yeah, that's my, that's my, that's my,
do you smoke with him?
No, have you smoked with Roger Goodell?
No, I haven't.
That's all I'm, that's all I'm like bucketless.
Okay, my propagation is not like that, do you want?
I'm fucking lying, I'm fucking lying.
Yeah, calm down.
Who's the coolest person in your contacts?
Oh, coolest person I've ever contacted.
It's a chick, isn't it?
Who is it?
Are you a ho?
No, it's not a dick, Jack.
Are you a ho?
No, I'm not a ho.
Are you a ho?
Oh, no!
No!
Does he get around?
No!
Does he get around?
No!
That will open a regime different...
Listen, could you do something with the lady from inside?
Is that true?
I'm a viewer!
Is it true?
No!
Why are you laughing, yo?
Ah! Ah!
Fuck!
By the way, can you get some rich and...
Someone put that...
Listen to me.
Let's put one of them right now.
For what again?
Let's put a gift right now.
Just prove real like they gift it.
That's been a big number.
Yeah.
How big?
How big do you want to do?
Fuck.
Let's do it.
Chad, how big do you think we score?
Yo, I'm not a fucking bully, Chad.
Do we do a thousand?
Five hundred?
A little thousand gift in?
But he gave it to a fucking free kick.
Brother, if it doesn't get to free kicks.
Chad, do you know that there's a bigger chance
of me not scoring than scoring?
So you have all the energy.
Did you score?
Did you score a guitar?
I did not.
Don't think I had a thousand gifts in there.
That's a gift from me to score.
During the first 90, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
during the first 90 minutes though.
Okay, is that music?
Ghost of Penalty doesn't count.
Yeah.
Alright, that's fair.
First 90 minutes.
Alright, here we go.
You actually think you're gonna score?
Boom, bro, I'm confident myself.
You're hurt.
I already took that to note.
Okay, well, what's today?
I'm gonna really fill you as a goalkeeper.
You know I'm saying like I'm gonna see that's one minute. I'm not gonna reveal my tricks. What does that you mean?
You're a goalkeeper. You don't have any tricks. Yes, I did. Why are y'all seeing GG's chat? I don't understand.
GG's?
Because they see me trophy lift before have you done that?
Have you trophy lifted? No.
And for 90,000 people
and they're screaming your name.
Sketch.
Make sure to change it.
I've seen the sketch.
I'm tearing me off the field.
Like I was running.
Ah, fuck, that's kind of fire.
That's kind of fire.
I'm not gonna lie.
You sure you're chat?
Like, what's your demographic?
What do we graph?
It's like 90% women.
Are you serious?
Yeah, you got 90% women.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Yo, I'm like 98 too.
Yo, chat, I'm a beautiful lady.
Spinning, spinning.
That was insane right now, man.
I'm a beautiful lady.
Are you serious?
Yeah, watch that, watch that, watch that.
That is the entire, like, there you go.
There you go.
I'm a beautiful lady.
All the chicks at, all the chicks at my chats, bam, W's.
Okay, Lil Luna.
See? Okay.
Lil Luna.
Okay.
Squib nasty.
That's my mind.
Your mind is a woman?
No, he's, he's, he's in the military.
He disposed of rapture!
Sorry, I'm sorry!
you
I'm sorry.
Uber Eats, a lot of windstop, all flat.
Let's pull up your fucking new visa now. Let me see your visa now. Let me see it
Yo looking looking you don't be ashamed. Look at me
Oh, yeah, I was forced
By who your fucking camera man, no the never kids come over
Okay, okay
Wait, do you want to see my... what's the thing where it shows you?
Where's the thing where it shows you?
Yeah, go to orders.
Go to orders.
Aint he got a crack phone?
Okay, this one.
Yo, Kylie Cox!
Bro, that's your...
That's your government name!
Get your shit together!
I am!
I'm just trying to show you.
Okay, so yesterday...
How did you play?
Well, I didn't go to...
I didn't go to...
I didn't go to check this is the worst one. I spent a hundred dollars at Chili's by myself
And what's the order? Let me see it. Let me see the fucking order. You spent a hundred and five dollars yesterday
Okay, full rack of rips
skillet beef queso
I'm gonna break it down break it down for this yesterday by the way, okay
So we got a hundred and five dollars from Chili's, okay
4 rack of ribs, which I haven't done that in a long time, it's for our meeting hours.
9 p.m. is when you made this order, it got here at 10.30.
So this is right before a bag of everything you're sending us down to New Jersey, yep.
Yeah, I ate it laying down.
4 rack of ribs with rice, then we got a skillet beef queso, fresh sauce on chips,
100 chipotle mozzarella sticks, 3 count by the way,
Sauce options, we got four fresh sauces, four of them.
We got one beverage, it's Sprite,
and on top of that, we got another three mozzarella sticks.
That's a good fucking deal.
And I didn't, I was, I can't explain it,
just the reason I did it.
I like the corduroy before that.
And why is that, again?
Because I'm building up.
Because my thing is this.
I want a bigger hitbox for the game.
Hitbox.
It's going to be wider than the goal.
Yes.
It's because you know that we have a charity match in like about 10 days.
10 days?
About 14 days, yeah.
I mean, about my ticket, yeah.
Are we going to talk about what day is it?
What?
Do you already buy a ticket?
Are you flying first?
Yes, I'm flying first.
You're flying first?
Yes, I'm flying first.
Who do you fucking pay for it?
I'm in this sweet government. No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not a spy
You got a why are you
We're the fuck is the wire
It was good in the bathroom. Yeah
Be careful, okay?
It's all the same.
Be fucking careful.
I'm not scared of you.
You're not?
I'm not scared of the CIA.
CIA, if you're listening, only kill Martin.
I won't say a word.
Man cave.
Can't go. That's the lid.
My girlfriend got that for me.
Oh, you got a girlfriend?
Yes. Really?
That should go right there?
Yeah.
Have you showed my picture on the screen?
Yeah.
Can you show it again, please?
Show it to Macha.
Macha, you know what I mean?
OK.
That's your cue, please, sir.
That's what I get.
That's what you do?
So is she here right now?
You're not going to meet her.
What type of fucking hospitality is that?
She's at Cain's.
She's at Cain's?
He did some chicken figures.
She's at, she's at, uh, she, um,
She has a kidney stone.
Yeah, so she's been working on it.
Do you know what a kidney stone is?
That's why you pee out stones.
You know that, right?
That's why you're not going to meet her.
Because she has a kidney stone right now.
So she's working on that.
Because I'm pretty sure before we even started,
I heard, like, she was like, OK,
let's get her to be in this room downstairs.
No, she's just going to be out.
No, she's not called me sketch too.
She just called me called me sketch too.
Yes.
What?
Are you a cop?
No, I'm not a cop.
What do y'all call each other?
Um, like on a daily basis, you like your bae, the bae, the baby.
Hello, Parker.
Do you say mother Parker, come here?
Can we chill you?
I'm not even sure if she's...
Wait, are you gonna sort of fucking...
Oh my god.
Oh, you're someone dead.
oh you show me the fucking hidden oh gosh that's a lot of video sketch oh my
god that's not that's a text threat oh he's fucking trolling
um wait do you have to go how long you had to go for it federal question okay
why is that federal actually I don't know because I just started calling my
girlfriend one day and then it's been... I never formally asked. Oh, you did not ever like... I just started calling
her my girlfriend. I don't mean... What's the story? We met at my house.
It's true a friend of a friend came over and then she was there the other time.
Oh, that's what it was?
No, we went out and then like we just went on the date after that.
Yeah, I'm saying like so someone that saw okay so a friend of a friend was at your house
yeah and then brought her and then he was like oh she's talking about this shit and
then.
Yes, okay.
Okay.
I mean that's valid.
How long have you been hoeing around?
I don't do that stuff.
What's your body count?
Offset I've seen before.
What's yours?
I don't know.
I'm dyslexic.
What's your body count?
I'm dyslexic, too.
No, you're not.
You're fucking smart.
You're the type to keep a list.
I am smart, actually, matter of fact.
Ask me a question.
Ask me a smart question.
Ask me another school question.
How many continents are on the earth?
Six.
Next.
What's the biggest airport in the United States?
It's gotta be easy. Indiana, Indianapolis.
How old is the United States?
Was it created and founded in 1841?
That should not be the answer to the question. How old is the United States?
Okay, how old is it? It's 200 years.
What's the biggest ocean?
Pacific.
What's the smallest plane?
Who invented the plane?
Oh, that was a microscope.
What's your favorite play?
My favorite play?
Yeah.
And what?
You don't go to Broadway and shit?
Who's the one that's got your shit in there?
I go to Broadway in my life.
Would you ever be an actor?
Yeah.
Oh, you didn't know? I was gonna meet you for a year.
You know you're for a year?
Are you sure?
Are you serious?
Yeah, can I say it real quick?
Yeah.
I'm so serious. Wait, why do I know this?
Because I don't want you to check for me on your chat.
Is he tripping chat? Check him on, bro.
Um, you, how do you spell this? Euphoria, Marlin.
They go Marlin Garcia.
They go to see over here. Look, it's Marlin
Garcia and Euphoria season three. I'm right there.
What? Yeah.
I'm just watching this before you.
Is it out yet?
No, not yet. Not yet.
Seems to be. Oh, that's what I'm saying.
Yay, look, a famous stream has been rumored to be joining the Euphoria Alongside Zendaya, Jacob Alordy, and Alexa Demi, so, yeah, should we do an issue like that?
They didn't fucking call me for that!
I know, I know, they would never call you to be called.
Oh my god, this is such a cute picture.
They don't need a friggin...
Did you...
Did you just get... No, no, no, I'm hugging y'all!
Y'all so cute!
Stop!
I'm telling you that's a leak!
Okay, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir.
I'm just hugging like it's so cute!
The world has come up to feel.
No, it's fucking...
You just come up to feel.
That's why you never get a meter.
Bro, I'm not a lot of scared, I'll be honest.
That's not very like.
That's not very polite of you for new guesses at home.
You're just gonna hide your go-to-the-world.
Are you serious?
No, everyone else is never.
Wow, everyone else.
Yeah, I just don't wanna be killed
by a legacy of age or something.
What was that?
You wouldn't like to show me around the house or?
Do you want to show me around the house?
Yeah, you want to show me around the house?
Oh yeah, I should show you around the house.
Yeah.
Rocket!
You want to come with IRL?
Say again!
You want to do IRL?
No.
That's how we run a tank.
Yeah.
That's how we run a tank.
Do you have my ingest?
No, I don't.
Do you have my ingest?
Do you want to do one more time?
Do you want to do it?
I'm going to check first.
Holy shit, it's got a rig there.
Wait, Sagan, good to meet you, bro.
Good to meet you.
No, actually, I'm holding up on each other.
That's not right.
Like a year?
You want to be a little bit?
Yeah.
Do you live here, Cameron?
Nah.
I was frozen though.
It was easier?
He was more than a minute.
Well, it's easier because he helps with the text stuff too.
Oh, okay.
I'll show you where I did one podcast one time.
You did?
I started a podcast when I was dead.
You didn't master a podcast.
Yeah, I did one episode.
Who was your first guest?
It was just me.
where's that it's here but it's like it's it's on YouTube it can't take a look
can't take a look okay I'm just going to go sketch podcast sketch I'm gonna search
sketchbook watchers sketchbook why speak I don't know how to you okay yes okay
you're right you're right right keep skit sketch away from loop loop it's
It's not that one. That one's a comedian.
That's Abraham Shantino and...
Yeah, I like him a lot actually.
Oh wait, he started it four weeks ago.
You just started it.
I don't know if I'm gonna do it again.
You like the background now?
Wait, sketch podcast, episode one. Let's just take my...
Imagine being able to build anything.
Just by thinking about it.
Neat base 44.
Oh, and welcome to the sketch podcast.
I don't know. I've seen a lot of people make a lot of money off this thing.
That's why that's how it's my reason.
And why the trophies in the middle?
I don't know. Sagan said to do that. Sagan designed it.
I mean, it's not a bad MVP trophy. That's sick. That's that's paid money.
That's sick. That's the hours.
And then he's a pyramids in the background.
I said, I said, look up.
It was actually a good podcast on God has potential. I don't know why you stopped. Why would you stop? Who said that?
Lacey said that Lacey
Are Lacey? Yeah, like Nick Fosco. Really? Yeah. He watched it. I'm gonna have to watch it too
I'm watching tonight Mike. I've said some pretty crazy things, but I so why would you just keep it going bro?
I got a problem because it's I could be your first guest after the stream. Oh my god
You want to do it?
You wanna do it?
Yes
Well, Zane wants to do it.
Why Zane? Where's the room at when he does it?
It's across the room.
It's in a sketchy area.
Bro, should we just fucking run it after this?
Yeah, I'll push it. You see, I'm pushing it right now.
Oh look, it's too high. Let's do it.
Fuck it, bro.
And then Lacey would probably like to come on.
There's already two guests.
That's two guests?
Yeah, that's two guests right there. Boom.
What do we talk about?
You can't give this up, bro. Look at this.
Look at this good views too. Honestly 60k for a four hour long pocket by itself. Yeah, and you know, I've never done you know
Which have I done a pocket before?
You like my guest. I don't ever done a podcast. I guess sir Joe
We haven't I don't want I don't want Simon Paul. I haven't done like any youth like anyone else
She would be my second one, bro. Okay. Let's do it. I'll do that to this. I mean, yeah, okay
Try to hear it. Yeah, we just thought we just revived a sketch
Um
The podcast the podcast is happening and our first guest is going to be
Supercage in time
What's the what's the entrepreneur do what's the what's the title movie? I
Don't know I just called this one episode one
Sketch pocket that's the one yeah, but that's fine. That's fine. Well, we keep this podcast keep it up and crazy
episode two
No, that's not the name of the title
Barlin's podcast episode no no no no no no is your podcast
Sketch Marlin and sketches podcast episode two
Sketch podcast episode two featuring Marlin. How about that?
Sketch kitchen Marlin
Episode one y'all Lacey you guys with the title, please Lacey. Can you give us a title real quick?
He said I got to the title wait. I was gonna think of the yo, this is the fucking title worker, please
Yeah, please just don't yo, Chaminat back everybody thought I'm gonna
Maybe like me like fucking
You really don't do it sure it's a thirst trap
That's not a bad shout
Actually, I learned it. I learned it for me. I learned from Nick D'Aranzino. I'm gonna be honest though
There's probably a backshot after all past, both of us.
Would you be in a hoe?
No, not really what I was thinking about there.
Yeah, what?
I gotta go pregnant.
You did? You did?
No, no.
Wait, do you have a kid?
No, no, I don't have a kid.
How old is a kid?
I don't have a kid, okay?
I don't have a kid.
What'd you do with it?
Yo, what'd you do with it?
Nothing.
If you had a kid right now, if your girl got pregnant, would you be like a fucking?
fuck it.
I don't know what to spell that.
Someone said two guys with one stream, Bandai guy.
I'm not kidding.
Bandai guy, bro.
Give me a second chance.
Bandai guy.
Give me a second chance.
No, Bandai guy.
Seriously, Bandai guy.
What are they saying?
They're saying sketch podcast episode two with Morley.
Ooh, I kind of wrote this.
Oh my gosh, call your podcast this.
Here we got it
Mormon talks about his variety of a love life and reveals never heard information
So you won't say what you said what your body can't look before you let's save all that shit for the podcast
You what yeah, how about that?
I'm sorry. It's water. Yeah
That's the last 10% you know what that means, right?
All this alive from you.
If you were dying right now and you needed to see if you were, would you rather die?
Yeah.
Just get in there.
Oh, I'll play it for you.
How's the word?
You'll be able to do it.
What do we say?
Wait, he said something else.
How's the word?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Then in the podcast playing mini-game where sketch shows you images and you say the
first one that comes to mind and he just shows you every picture of every...
Okay.
Okay, good good good title ladies, but that knock and I do too much. Let's let's go
Let's go a little bit. Please. Can you just chill out? Is that cool? What's wrong with it? I don't fucking like that shit
You understand you don't like a little bit of drama. No, I'm tired of drama
Right now I'm like what would you do the bastard never would you?
No, I have a girlfriend
What did you do to what you would do though? No, never. $10 million. I'm doing it. See? Yeah, right.
$20 million. Yeah, you know you work. I got it. $20 million. Are you doing it? I have a girlfriend. Good answer.
Good answer. That's very... But for $20 million. Got to think about it though. You know what you do with $10 million.
Which one do you got in your bag guys?
Is this a part of the CIA or the IRS?
No, I'm not.
Which one do you try to be?
A little bit of both.
Where have I heard that before?
Back in your day maybe?
Back in your day?
No.
Well, hey.
Hey.
That was the one time I hit on 100,000 viewers.
No shot.
Was that actually?
Yes.
Fuck.
You're probably part of the Hellebrecht, I don't know.
Maybe the $20,000.
It was 13 minutes long.
That was about my highest sub count too.
It's like a Mr. B's video.
What was it?
I don't know, 13,000.
That was about my highest sub count too.
It's like a Mr. B's video.
What was it?
I don't know, 13,000.
Mr. B's video. I don't know what it was. I'm at $13,000.
Yo, rocket! We're ready, bro. We're ready for the next segment of, uh,
you know, sketch a challenge. This must be something. Don't say anything about anything smelling.
Wait, are you gonna smell me? No, smelling. Smelling. Smell.
What? How do we control the cat's piss and shit, is that what you mean by smelling it?
Does it smell weird in here? It smells like a lot of things.
A lot of things. There's a lot of time.
That's what it is, I don't know.
Oh, look at that. They feel like a fucking nice boy.
Holy shit!
Oh, is that a peck chip?
Holy shit, no.
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Oh my god, it's a fucking cat.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm coming here because it's warm.
Okay, that is gonna be a little bit shitting on me.
If I can tell me you have a naked rat,
that's not a naked rat, it's a sphinx.
Yo, we're doing expensive.
Can you give me a problem?
Sorry, too much money questions.
No, no, no, no, no, it's okay.
Wait, how much did you, can I, can I, can I,
can I like, is that a guy or a girl?
That's a guy.
Why, do you wanna go check and see if there's a guy?
Why, they're all, they're very like nice.
They are nice.
Can I like carry him or no?
Yeah.
And is he like that?
I'm like, he's chillin with it.
Oh, hey!
Are you wearing ear-inside pants?
I'm a little bit tiara.
Those are young and late, matter of fact.
Young and late, use code 1, 50% off.
Everybody in the sketch stand, am I a stand, matter of fact?
Yep, there you go.
Roll up here.
Okay.
No.
Just in front of the party, in front of the party.
Oh, look at the light in the sketch, look!
Oh, you're... it's purring.
Do you know what pretty means?
That means it's ultra-satisfied.
Hi!
Wow, it's chill.
Oh, it's so chill.
Yeah, because they're nice to it.
Are you nice to animals?
I know you are, Sketch. You used to be my guy.
Aww.
They're not like, they're more like bats.
How many do you have of these little creatures three yet three three four animals in here
Are you kidding me? Yeah, do you want to see them or and you're to see the house for animals realness?
What what that look at this?
It looks like he's got a cane in it so look at this. Oh my god
Wait, are we on a real net?
So nice and it has no
I'm gonna get the name of it because um wait wait wait wait there's three of them
okay they all look a little kind of similar you tell me you don't know the
name of your own cat this one's either oh mom
I think they're all here dude what is it all here to do one of the two or two
no or two you have heard of the best sandwich ever created
Do you want to hear it?
A tuna sandwich?
This is me.
Two honey-bread slices toasted.
Wait, tuna, right, in a bowl.
Hot sauce, mustard, mayo.
Whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk.
On top of one bun.
Hey, hand me out, hand me out, hand me out.
Wait, I love your last thing we're getting.
What, you have a sandwich in there?
You finish it all with peanut butter.
Peanut butter on top of the tuna.
A peanut butter on a, on peanut butter tuna sandwich.
So the peanut butter goes on the tuna?
What's the tuna or it's made on the tuna bread on the tuna bread on it's a tuna bread peanut butter
We gotta go
We didn't play soccer you for your nerves. I'm not nervous at all. So why would I be nervous?
Okay, hey skips give me a rundown with the entire house. I want to see everything bro
So, let's talk about it.
You got a monopoly, Balenciaga.
They gave it to me.
You're kidding.
They gave it to me as a gift.
That's why it's wrapped like this.
Balenciaga gave you that.
Like that.
Just the store.
Not like the brand was like, reached out to me.
Well, it's kind of fire though.
What the fuck?
At least you can get it.
I go in there a lot.
Usually you drink.
It's not a bad place to drink.
It's not.
I've never drank a Balenciaga in my life, actually.
Matter of fact.
You know that's for champagne?
You ever go to designer stores?
Not really, do you?
How much do you spend on clothes?
Mmm.
Be honest.
You can be honest.
Pry 200 there's a mh I probably shouldn't buy any movers
Fucking go, come on
Ah! Oh shit! Oh my god! Sorry!
Okay, you wanna see this?
Yeah
He gave me a shroud
Okay
So let's go over there, he gave you that one
Okay
This one's a reward to be out of this
Oh you sure you got a lot
He gave this to me
Okay, and everybody writes some shit too, it's five
Right Mr. Yo?
Maxino T?
No
Does that only mean him at it?
Wait, what is that? Light or something?
light or something yeah like light up I just fucked it up
I don't know how I fucked it up but it's fucked up for sure
I'm just gonna say it's Mexican let's eat fuck I'm so sorry
oooh that's kinda fine I don't know if it's supposed to flash or not but
sometimes you can't control it definitely not supposed to flash at all
okay and it's missing some screws okay what else are you gonna see
um this is this is my pc okay yeah yeah yeah it's just um
I it's a it's a big it's a big one. Okay, it's a lucky right there
This guy
Wait, what is this?
It's my death note dude
Wait, don't open the first page. What would have put on it? Oh, don't don't open it first. What have you put on this sketch?
Jinxie are you fucking serious it didn't work, but
It leaves worth a shot
I'm trying to get this will
helps you try to get inside of it for a life in time okay and then we got more
and more so you got hella so I told you it's like hella yeah this is your
number is Michael Bradley your breeze that's uh all right okay okay these
are some skateboards okay a couple skateboards sometimes I skate I don't
think you know how to skate for this time I do see I have this I well I don't
know where the wheels you know I'll see you right that's fake I do see that
That's big. Okay.
That's $80.
And it's just an e-brain, is it not?
Just an e-brain?
Don't know. I just went with this one.
And then I got these over here.
Oh, is that something you call a thing?
Yeah, look at that.
Oh, look at that.
How much is this one?
What that one?
You know what, I got a question for you.
Is it true that you gave... I'm not a spy.
I'm not a spy here.
Is it true that you gave Lacey a diamond bracelet?
That doesn't look like a diamond, it's not.
Have you just said $120?
No, we didn't know that he genuinely thought that I was real diamond.
He didn't do the diamond, that's it.
Like, he thought that was real?
Okay, that's all one for another.
$100,000.
Okay, this one's Game Warden.
That's it.
That is Kettle Blooms, correct?
Kettle Blooms?
Kettle Blooms, okay.
We got a little big clock.
I like that. I like that a lot.
Babe. It is Babe.
I just said that.
Yeah.
It's Babe.
Okay.
This is what I call it.
Okay, well you don't have it.
I used to hide in here.
Then they pulled me out.
Wait, why would you hide it?
Let him still worry.
Okay.
You did just send the wrong thing.
You did not get saved by Nikko sent to you.
Yo, Nikko, what the fuck is my shit at?
No, no, no, no, don't send me anything.
What the fuck?
Another round what the you know, I did good right? Oh my it's so good. I'm actually so good
I'm gonna see we just like it more because we just showed that good now
I'm gonna keep the pure boxes. Yeah sketch. Um, this is the actual
Sauce Walker stuff sauce Walker. No, I wish
Like like like memorabilia. No, I don't have anything sauce Walker. How do you know sauce Walker?
I worked one of his video shoots a while back. I've never met him. He's sick
He's very cool.
He like runs Houston.
This one says perfect, you gave me that?
Bro, how do you have so many jerseys?
Wait, what's your favorite sport?
Football or baseball?
Football.
Really?
My farm?
Yeah, fuck baseball.
What about basketball?
Baseball's good to drink for.
Fuck baseball.
So what the fuck do you have in Jersey?
I mean, baseball, please.
Because this is a one-soto.
We won the rookie MVP for a little series.
That's been sick.
Korea.
Okay.
Yeah, but...
Rick, Rick, did you want it?
Okay, I know did you want it.
See, I'm working on giving this one.
Okay.
Who's like, uh...
Let me play a third game.
Okay, this is your room, right?
Okay.
Can we peek in there?
Sure.
Little peek?
Sure.
Little peek in there?
Can we see how you live?
Are you there?
No.
I'm good enough.
Oh, you got a little girl in there.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
What a funny room down!
These are, uh, these are, um, all classic, all classic, um...
All classic what?
No Luke with the Rave! We got Luke with the Rave!
Yes, Luke! Yes, Luke! Yes, Luke!
Did you bounce on it?
No, I did not. I didn't. I'll brawl instead.
You know what is one of my favorite movies?
You didn't know what it is, but this is Luke and Judy.
Yeah, that's uh...
That's uh... Finn from Shark Tank.
You're a piece of shit. You're a piece of shit, aren't you?
I'm not a piece of shit. I'm just a collector.
You notice how I have a lot of everything?
That's how I step.
This room is from
This
Has my name on it
Yeah, it does. That's actually fucking sick. I'm not gonna lie in my face sketch piece the bulls now
I don't want the $5.00. Yeah, how many days have you or I get to tell I get to tell me I don't want nothing from this
I don't know how old this chocolate is. I got it two years ago. It's tough working as disgusting like Julie discuss this
Chocolate from mr. Beast
These are pains
They're not pretty safe and
This is
That is alright toy story. What's in it again rock woody woody? That's woody's, okay
What
I'm killing
But that is definitely what you...
Okay, I like this space, I just miss a lot.
I get to come up here and get haircuts.
What do you use this space for? Haircuts? That's it?
Haircuts. Yeah.
Okay, I can get a little haircuts.
That's fucking...
Hey, yeah! What? It's my last cut!
Oh, I get diced up here.
Bro!
You want to get a problem with it?
No, I don't have a problem with this.
I don't have a vice anymore.
What else do you have?
Be honest.
Any CDs going?
No!
Okay.
Me neither.
I keep it in the family right now.
Okay.
Wait, what's this?
Oh, this is the podcast room!
This is it.
This is, it's insane.
Wait.
There's no flooring.
I don't know why we'd practically pay you a lot.
A lot to live here and there's no flooring.
Why didn't there no flooring?
Because they couldn't sell the house.
Well, vlog, you just rented it to me.
This is, uh, this is-
And this we're gonna sit later.
Now, okay, maybe one thing you need to think about
and maybe get a little bigger pocket set
because how the fuck are we supposed to figure it out?
Yo, yo, yo!
Wait, is this the MVP?
This is the MVP right here.
Yo, how he is?
Yo, Chad, just gotta come home.
Boys, 2026.
Take your pictures right now.
They're not gonna put your name on it.
I'm manifesting.
Are you- are you- your role-playing is me right now?
I'm manifesting. No, I'm manifesting. I'm manifesting to me 222 and the same.
You wanna see something else?
Yeah.
Why are you putting this on, bro?
You just got sunned. That's why.
The fuck?
Okay.
I mean, yeah, I got that too.
5 million hours watched.
What is this, you know what I mean?
Best sports streamer.
Best kind of fighter.
Best boy stream, best kind of fire.
Yeah.
Just say it.
That's because I streamed for 120 hours out here.
For someone killed it.
And what's this?
You got some jinksters on them?
Um, no, I got it from so-
Oh, they got an agency out of it.
They saw that I tried to pee on them one time.
What?
They had a celebration.
For what?
For men.
Oh, for men?
I just crawled on the ground and peed.
What?
It was on camera.
You're just gonna be Lord. Yeah, this is the vodka.
These are the water heaters. Okay.
They go through the house, and so if you turn them off and it gets warm,
yeah, that's why you need water heaters.
Sure. I thought you lived in a garage or something.
Oh, wow. Making broke jokes now, sketch. Are we?
Not making broke jokes. Wow.
But definitely, definitely, what? But what?
Is it gonna live in these markets?
Yeah, it doesn't even mean motherfuckers!
How much do they pay in models?
Oh, nothing actually matter of fact.
Nothing.
You want a lot?
You're a fucking liar.
I have a nice face though, I like this.
Maybe one day.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Maybe one day.
I'm driving us today.
I'm here.
I'm driving us today.
I'm driving us.
I'm driving us to the town.
The town is expired.
You know, I don't think it's good to have me driving
a car that's not registered.
And I'm also, I also don't have to drive
a slash to that.
Yeah, there's probably a double and thunder there, though.
But you know, we fuck, we ball, you know what I mean?
If you're not scared, I'm not scared.
Let's fucking do it, let's fucking do it man, come on then.
I don't think, why don't you want me downstairs?
Also, tell you what, I got things for me, I'm ready,
I'm ready boys, just try this knee out today boys.
Bro, that was a week.
Okay, where's your shit at, huh?
I got in my pants.
Oh, why?
No, that he didn't lie, I feel like I'm not asking you
what's your speciality.
I think I just seen your girlfriend under.
Nope, nope he didn't.
I think I just seen your girlfriend.
Okay.
See, I'm pretty sure he'll,
Now he's gotta be nice. Come on, get it, get it.
No, no, you gotta be nice.
You gotta be nice here.
You're never gonna be here.
You gotta be nice.
I am, guys.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Why do you have the Christmas tree up in fucking May?
Yes, May.
You can't get it.
How do you get it off?
What school does your friends do at the time?
The side of the town?
It's not the side of the town.
The side of the town.
It's the side of the town.
It's fucking Sweden, okay?
And no one gives a shit that you're in the euphoria.
Actually, I do, I watch a lot of them.
I see you right here.
So this is your...
Yes, you are?
No, I watch your scene.
Okay, perfect.
What's your scene?
A. Just my scene?
Yeah.
What's that?
It's an intimacy.
I knew that.
Ew.
Okay.
No, I didn't say I was just gonna watch this.
Yes, that one.
You just did. You just did that.
No, I said, I...
You just did.
What's your scene?
You just did.
No, I don't have fucking...
Okay
What is your kitchen?
Yeah
Okay. Yeah, this is this is all classic
Okay
Fuck
What you're not gonna get tech before a game. Okay, you're not touching my shoes. Fuck that shit
What are you trying to play tug-of-war with the fuck I would never want to do that actually
matter for you.
Really?
You want to see outside?
I don't want to see outside.
And this is our Reese from Christmas and Christmas never ends, never ends here.
You just like keep it up to the next year is that what you do because I'm not kidding
it's straight Christmas shit everywhere.
My fault.
So we don't have to do it twice a year, right?
What?
It's nice!
How old are you in this pool?
In this pool?
Um, this is a pool in America.
It's right under the tree, so it has lots of old kids.
That's a problem.
Yeah, what is that right there?
what is that right there yes that's a my science speaker okay science okay yeah
like that okay I like that a lot so how many how many times you've been in this
pool again um never like ever not so far never why do people never swim in
their pool I love being in the pool um because I prefer to float in it's pretty
cold do you do that like what you float yeah okay I don't think we know
What kind of question is that?
What do you mean, what kind of question is that?
Of course you don't fucking float, look at that.
You're looking at me from down, and you can see...
Okay, I do have a beer belly down.
You do?
I mean, what am I... I'm going to hip-hop, so...
You drink a lot of beer or not?
No, I don't.
Not at all?
What do you... what do you think?
See? You doubt?
What do you drink?
No, I don't.
What do I drink?
Yeah.
Um, just like, uh, electrolytes and...
Okay, like protein changes it?
Yeah, and like sometimes, um, uh, water.
What do you drink?
Water.
Are you... are you booze?
I'm big.
No?
See, I know you're gonna try to just show off there.
Got a couple cigarettes there too and smoke.
That's him.
He's a former cracker, actually.
I'm just kidding.
He's not
I know I'm the joke
really smoke six
Okay, which is good self-control while like outside you like know your neighbors or not really no
I don't I don't that fence one time and they almost shot me for it. Um that thing
That's a 2000
2000 by the Sony speakers right? No, it's the I was gonna say 20 like 20 20,000
13
So addition I've had it for a while since 2013 since 2013. Oh, okay. There you go. Okay
Okay, you want to go see the car? Let's go see the car. Yeah, but can I see you first of all once you get any snacks
Anything like that. I mean
God damn it
Oh wait sketch hold on
I thought I saw one of those I lit up yes this is what it actually looks like
things it's patient oh my god no that's a joke oh oh look it's good it's going
out I don't know what I would have I forgot to cover them okay the trash
Trash canes everywhere. I just hang bags in the walls.
Where's the trash canes?
Trash can anywhere, maybe?
You can have a fucking trash can in your house.
Where's your trash can?
It's next to the sink.
What'd you have? What'd you have?
I dropped my gun.
Your DNA's left in the tent?
Yes, it is. Okay, let's see.
You live off of ice cream, but you're ground bison.
Okay.
This is, this is the whole house.
What, this is?
That's just a bottle of vodka, but.
I just got, so I didn't have to go back.
From Poland?
Okay.
Where's the next one?
Okay.
Is the next one home town, Poland?
No, it's not.
It's fucking sweet, though.
We want the same area of the map.
That's true.
Is it?
One woman
You know what sketches he's an ingredient household. That's what yeah, that's what you are. You know me
Okay, so you didn't want it to our guests wait that's still it's just like you retired. It's like that's stealing. That's not stealing
I'm gonna ask that's what
And I was gonna say yes, okay
No, thank you. Okay
We need that second here
This is how they cast okay Wow
What?
Okay
Let's try
What was that?
Okay
Wait
Good.
Let's make it over to the office.
Oh.
Okay.
By the way, do you want to gas me to the office at least or?
Oh.
It's still in there.
This is it.
Oh.
Nice little office.
Okay.
How is it, how is it, how is it like Liddence again?
How long you have Liddence yet in there?
Seven months.
Oh, not bad.
I-I haven't thought too-
It's hard to think from your eye.
Because most do fly by when you said it was May, I realized it was April.
So you are?
Oh, can you get my sore body ready?
So you- you are-
Hold on, I heard a little hoof.
Okay, was it good?
You had a dog?
No, I don't have a dog.
A dog? No, I-
Ruff!
No.
Stop.
No.
You're saying that?
What do you mean, no?
No, no, no, stop!
Why?
That door's locked, it's locked.
Okay, it's locked.
Okay, fine, okay, fine.
Alright, that's fine.
That's why I still hold my guns.
Oh, relax.
What?
That's not...
It's not...
We don't do that, bro.
That's illegal.
You know?
That's illegal taxes indeed.
That's illegal taxes.
Alright, wait.
We're not going outside, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, well, I forgot.
Yeah, let's put it up, you know?
Go on outside, go to the car, go to the car.
Yeah, that's not shit, bro.
Oh, so it's huge.
Yeah.
Wait, how many cars do you have?
Two. One.
Both of these?
Okay, the left door.
Right.
That's a piece.
Do you want to try?
Can you try?
Can I try?
trunk yeah I mean can I open the trunk yeah
okay let's go Tokyo just coming on boys oh fuck that oh actually open the car
yeah I forgot yeah I don't have insurance or it's not saying okay oh wait
sketch wow boss in the event of the pod I've been into razor practice oh my god
that's perfect ready to see up the MVP for the last year's MVP chat are you
Ready for that?
Who's the MVP?
He's MVP.
No, I know, but what are you talking about?
Yo, fellow with the rain!
I guess I can pass in this seat.
Shed fellow with the big rain!
Let's go!
Shut up, fellow with the sand!
Alright.
Let's go, fellow!
Holy warm.
Let's fucking go!
Let's go brother. Let's go. Thank you so much
Appreciate it. You know how to start this thing. Okay, so we're in the Lambo chat. Oh green and serious guys. I like that
Holy smoke is wise agreeing
Because that's the only color they had that I could afford. Okay. All right, so we're gonna do this so first of all
She said it on your god. It's fucking so on. Okay. Relax. Oh, holy shit. What are you off the eat or do it?
I'm trying all the way down, okay?
I'm trying all the way down.
That'd be chill.
You get that one?
No, it's a sketch. Listen to me, okay?
No, you don't listen to me now.
Okay, sure.
Whatever the driver takes care of.
You're off the heater, too.
I'll get you some spa, okay?
I'm trying all the way down, okay?
You're fucking connecting to me.
I don't know how to...
I'm doing it yes I'm doing it right now like the volume. Yeah, I just did it. Yeah, I'm better things over the wait
Seriously, I have indeed. Yeah. Yes. I have driven one indeed. So look this one gonna first sketch. Okay?
So this is my new car, right? This is not your new car. Okay. You have to win.
And what more I can check this?
Oh yeah, we do mics?
I don't think we need mics.
I think we need mics now.
I don't know.
You think we need mics?
It should be fine, though.
Yeah, we got a fucking dildo on the top of the fucking
the camera right here.
We need mics.
I'm mic'ing up right now.
Yo, Sked, how do I pull back my seat first and foremost?
I got it, I got it, right here.
Are you recording?
Oh yes, you know I'm a climbing boy.
There's not that much space back here.
It's fine, it's fine.
I bought it for the TV.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
And they don't have to do anything.
Show them the TV.
Now sketch.
How do I put this in reverse?
Um, there should be an arm button somewhere.
Okay.
Uh, sketch.
Why is the windshield on?
Um, because it rained yesterday.
Okay, so maybe I'll turn that off?
It's just like you did that okay, and then the parking you're an emergency parking as well
Yeah, I know all right is reverse. Yes. You press it down or what?
The parking
All right there. Okay got it got it got it got it got it. Now you go back. Oh my god
Let's fucking go boys. We're driving to yours boys. Yes. I know I see it. I fucking see it
I'm not doing that you're not living in America right now that right
So sketch question here help me to report back
Sketch get a question here, okay
What's the question? Do we need a little gases in before maybe before the field? Yes, we did you'll make a question
Yeah, yes, please pull me in the right direction. Okay good. Go straight now
I just gotta see how we get how do we get in drive? That's that's my question boy
Um, so you click the thing behind the steering wheel. I thought you tripped one. Yeah. Yeah for sure. Have you can break it?
Okay, I just put in a manual sketch. I don't know what manual means.
Sketch, I just fucking put...
We're gonna park and then press it again.
God damn it!
Look at the thing...
Look at the flap thing on the right.
Here we go. It's in park now.
Okay, now let's take it off.
Where's the left one?
That's the left one.
Again? Yeah, nothing's happening.
They don't subscribe, what are you...
Look, it's hard to fucking know the car!
I don't know, you clicked too much buttons already!
hell bro you're blocking traffic oh my god you're blocking traffic oh I just
had it I just fucking had a sketch fuck I'm just gonna go manual fucking I don't
know sketch I don't know I don't fucking know okay oh yeah we're gonna get over
here okay almost that child yeah no it wasn't it's out it was a dog okay so you
you take a left after stop sign okay take 11 stops on oh wow this is kind of
nice to drive a yeah do you want to buy it off me shit how much you how much
offer me for four hundred thousand dollars I fuck that's that's that model
buddy right side right side right right right maybe tell me it's like
student memory okay okay I'm going I'm going sketch
was kind of good huh what are you stroking it no I'm saying like who's
good to drive well it's a power stroke okay yeah oh you're taking a lamp or no
be honest you like the color in the inside or actually I like that a lot
well you don't have to color I get a lot I get a lot of comments about it like in
a bad way they say it looks booger green well that okay I thought the booger
Are you eating a boogers' kit?
No, I don't eat my boogers.
I flipped them away.
What do you do?
I'm flipping them.
Be honest.
Be honest for once in your life.
I'll guide you to some songs, yeah.
A little salty, not the best out.
I know that's true.
You were supposed to give me directions. Left, right, center.
Right side, right side.
I'm locking in right now.
I feel this is also not far from the gas station which is perfect ok?
We should make sure of it, I don't know where the fuck it's at.
It's right at the next stop.
Wait it's right at the next stop.
I see it, I'm just dropping a little bit boys.
Do you see the stop? Do you see the...
I think it's...
Oh it's right here, I see it, I see it, I see it.
It's 45 miles away.
You only know how to drive on the left side?
I guys
What are you driving America GLE 63 AMG s was a GLE
a GLE
a GLE a
GLE
Are you saying it in an accent a GLE?
No a GLE
Oh, yeah, Jen Lee is a good guy.
You're bullying. That's straight bullying. I'm not going to lie.
How's it bullying?
Do you like being in bullies, guest? Is that what you do?
No, I've never bullied anyone in my life.
Alright, turn right and turn straight left, right, guest?
Am I right or am I right?
I have jumped a couple times.
So what I always do, guest, is you're in my car.
We go hand it, guest.
That's the greatest talk to those shits.
We go hand it, guest.
What?
You don't do whatever box the kids in your neighborhood?
No, I do not.
I just looked at the house.
I literally just threw webs at him.
I go, you want to be on camera?
Yeah, that's why you're fucking banned from the neighborhood.
Boy, that way quality?
What the fuck?
Oh, what is it?
What's your body's next to here?
All right, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Are you kidding me?
My bit rate is getting crunched.
Here, let's step out of there.
Oh, it's back.
I don't know why I did that.
So we're trying to do a very crunch.
Sorry.
It's a pretty low-key gas station, huh?
It's not really, it's not.
What do you mean?
Are you okay?
Yeah.
You don't think it's low-key?
No, it's pretty good.
What do you call it?
I don't say what it's called.
They dripped at 1 am last night.
Yes, I know my lips are fucking chat. They've been in for like four days, okay?
Wait, have they seen that before?
Do you? No.
Do you need a hug before?
Well, please get some baths when you're too dry. I worry about it a lot. Fuck you.
I've never seen this.
Some new shit I'm working on.
Hold on.
It makes you want to eat it.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Sketch, come here.
What?
You have to fuel up.
Do I need that or something?
Uh...
No, because you don't need that metaphor.
Okay, well, I'm gonna just I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do the fuel up, okay? I'm gonna give me a little
What are you gonna get oh my god, you fucking still
Okay, so this
I'm at this on the way why we like it because we're in
All right, yeah
What's that even mean?
No
are we lagging or should we find we should be fine right now um yeah so what do you feel up with before
like let's say pretty much right now what would you do if you throw it up in the bath and that's
what i get before what all the pressure's on you if you did it they broke the score you're
stuck yes i do look at look at my look at my meal look at my meal bill par and a banana too lean
pretty much what do you do
okay I'm gonna get it okay me too you're missing an important part
last thing I'm getting yes it is come here oh my god we're stuck in it
bang bang bang and bang rock you want one that's a terrible way to work in an
interview that would be over here god damn it fuck bro why'd you have to
point that out bro because it's obvious oh it's in this call list what is she
Hey, Cinebun!
Okay.
Because it's a personal relationship.
Thank you.
I'll show you.
Let's up.
I'm working!
Do you know that we have a tournament in two hours?
We can practice soccer in two hours.
Are you fucking kidding me Steph?
It's a 2v1, we can shoot you.
Oh it's a 2v1?
Oh so you wanna switch it?
Where do you have controllers?
I'm here to tell you that he had that.
Why added you for the group chat?
Are you fucking kidding me Steph?
What does the group chat look like to you if no one texted you?
There's no fucking group chat.
I added you but I didn't say anything.
That was a last video.
Okay so there's a tournament.
Yeah sorry, my partner didn't tell me about that.
You tell it to me straight through the eye, if you can't explain, I just need to figure out something to do.
No, we're gonna be on. We're gonna be on.
We're gonna be on.
So, two hours.
You think we'll be at the desk in two hours?
Yeah.
We're not gonna practice for two hours.
Yeah, so we'll be good. We'll be there.
We'll be there.
Are you just saying yes because you want to be able to extra-curse Harlem?
no I'm joining it Sina. I'm fucked. Me and schedule switch back and forth every
game yes. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh fuck.
That's why you don't answer the calls. So we have a tournament at six o'clock.
That's a good way to explain it. Okay well we have two hours and then we're gonna
tournament then we watch the Yukon game yep the game the Yukon games I see
out it's perfect football basketball no no football what what tournament is it
again rainbow six okay so football or six we're playing basketball so let's get
now when you're at now we're my sorry but that's all I was saying Celsius
Does everybody want a Celsius?
Say yes!
I'll say a modelo.
Yeah.
I'm gonna try this one.
You don't like surveyses?
It's free.
It's free blue razz lemonade.
Rockets when you want.
There'll be one in balsam tin jeez.
What?
Yeah.
It's 10,000 bucks.
It's not good for a model.
It's free pink lemonade.
Give me the best one.
The best one?
No.
Yeah, he's actually, he's actually.
He's right here.
You want one, brother?
Yeah.
Can I have a fist for each?
That's my guy.
That's my fucking guy.
Where's that?
You've got to rotate it.
So you've got to rotate the can.
Uh, excuse me.
That's the back of the can.
It's so close.
Well, anyways.
This is what I used to feel. A little banana, a little bar, and a little Celsius.
I sketched it with two pieces, I think I think that in two bites.
I'm grabbing water because we're in Texas and then we're playing on turf.
And it's going to be hot as fuck.
And he's going to ask me for a little bit of water. I have to say no shouting.
Since I'm the guest, you will be paying today.
Did he take me last time?
Yeah, I got you.
I'm on a sensei.
That's all.
Yeah, that's all.
Did you know that I...
Oh, Senate.
Senate.
Right.
But I'm...
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
yes yeah yeah yeah i'll skip bro i got it i got it i got it i got it i got it i got it
you tried it didn't work i don't think it went through i'm gonna try it i'm gonna try it again
yeah well yeah all right skips look what do you think i got i got i got i got i got i got
you up yeah i got it what you have not i can see how you skipped i got i got i got i got i got
Oh fuck damn it bro. Yeah, I wanted that
Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, bro
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get it for him. Thank you. Thank you. I'm so sorry again
I don't know
She learned three new words at home
Don't say that
Three brand new words
She'd never heard them before
Her father
I didn't know that
Just for a secret bother to walk in
and give her a toss
Stop, stop, stop
I'm gonna start
You wanna have banana?
Did you just rip her in half?
What's he left?
He's good fuck with my gameplay?
Hmm?
Come on.
Hmm?
What are you doing right?
I mean from a gas station.
It's okay.
You gotta press it up.
Oh, it's a little sour.
Oh, I just broke the arm.
Are you serious?
It is kind of sour.
Right?
Gucci Camaro?
Is that a Gucci Camaro?
Oh my God, that is a Gucci Camaro.
What the hell?
What?
Hmm.
Trained in front of us.
No?
You see over the next, this car over here?
No.
Dude, that makes you self-conscious.
I'm tuned in.
No fuck.
What are you eating?
Too scared to say it, huh?
You know it's just worth it.
How many ads do you run at the stream?
I do.
30 seconds.
What do you run?
Have you ever got paid to play a game or anything like that?
Mmm, yeah.
Well, we fucking played a game together you dumb idiot.
Yeah.
I did that for the love of the game.
Me too.
No.
Or you only care about money.
I hate money.
Are you gonna eat that goddamn banana?
No, that's what I'm, I was waiting for you to look away after the show.
Elskets bro. Elskets, seriously.
Yo, Elskets, who is this?
He's the guy who's been doing this for weeks.
I'm excited for this set.
He's like, dead as the golden this year.
I'm gonna punish those penalties.
Oh my God. This is not even a single one, man.
Test man, the baby is gone.
Join the streamers, get it.
He's the guy who's been doing this for weeks.
No!
Please don't make that happen.
I'm not.
I'm making it really nervous.
Well, it's just, everything hit or not, I'm being honest.
What's the price?
What do you have?
Are you with the closed kids?
Yeah, I gave everybody a minute to fight.
Yeah, I came in second though.
I need to get to ASP.
Thank you, my ass, Pete.
You didn't.
it only a little bit. Now here we go. Did you know how to turn up? Yes I do. You know I'm just
two people so if you back up into them it's going to order sketches LLC. And that's all good.
That's all good. I'm going to be suited to shit. That's that's what we like. No sketch.
Look show show the reason we're about to call.
Since that for a second. No sketch. If I crash this car like would that be on you or me?
Let's see this question here.
That'd be on us.
On us? I don't really know what that means, but okay.
It could go on your credit card, but it'd be stolen by God.
Okay.
You didn't crash before.
This is fairly a green light yield.
That is a good-
Nope, it's also a stroke here.
Okay, there you go. That's a good turn, right?
Yes, sir.
All right. Chad, it's time to go through the field, man.
And that guy's an idiot.
Take it left right here. Okay.
good way thank you
you know the left's right here
left right here? yes
you go, I'm scared
I'm making it
he did indeed
it's not a comfortable job in this sketch
you feel comfortable? yeah
now I'm going to
every charge goes down on you, I'm not saying anything when a cop gets here
I'm putting the fifth
no you're not
hey how confident are you
can say how should we run this sketch your free kicks and penalties do you
really know what free kick is um do I know what a free kick is yes okay how
about this how many ball from anywhere you'd like a how many out of ten penalties
do you think you can say from you and ten penalties out of ten times you
think you can save ten penalties okay okay yeah cuz it's not
I don't want to hurt you.
It's not this one.
You know it, right?
It's the next one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Take a left up here.
A left?
On this?
No, no, no, no, no.
It's not.
Well, you're left, right?
No, no, no, no, no.
Straight, straight, straight, straight, straight.
Is it the next one?
Left into the next point we are.
I kind of want to forward this, bro.
With the pop-up what you're gonna see my with the pop-up. Yeah, but it's worth it. Yeah, I'm not gonna score more. It's strata, right?
See a lot right here. Oh, I like that like that gives me that
Are you sure this isn't the one that we were looking at is it not
I think it has the same shit but it's the same thing
Is this the one?
Yeah, that might be the bag, right?
Are you sure?
Yeah, it's a good practice
Alright, tell me, maybe boys
Are you nervous?
I'm not nervous at all, are you nervous?
No, but I would be if I was going to get CMP
That's why I'm moving
I don't even think you understand that I'm literally like, I'm watching you're moving now
So if I get into a position where I get a free kick, I know exactly what to do.
Like exactly what to do.
You know what I mean?
Is he talking to me that whole time?
Yes, I'm talking to you.
I burge you out.
What do you say?
I don't want to talk to you no more.
Oh, you finished that lock?
Yep.
So we got it?
Of course.
All right, let's get some guys to get the balls, okay?
Hey, yo!
shit that is serious
damn, he just got made fun of by a bunch of high school girls
they used to make fun of some high schoolers?
what did they say?
it's an Ayo
he said Ayo!
that's what they said to you
the first of this morning
run!
over here
one seen it now
do we need 8 balls?
I mean, let's just have a look at the sack.
But I'm sorry, I'm just gonna take the whole sack.
Okay, see that's where's your brah?
This actually sick jersey.
I'm wearing that.
Okay, okay, fuck me then.
It was a hundred dollars jersey, I don't know.
All right, we can't forget our water skates.
We can't forget our waters, okay?
Okay.
Where's your boots?
You did not forget your boots, did you?
I think I got one.
This guy's key for the love of God.
I don't need boots.
I
Here we go
I need I need predictions. I need predictions
Yeah, watch your head sketch watch your fucking head right now. Never ever never take a
Never take what
You might give me some advice, you're free.
I'm gonna sell a course.
Alright, I really hope my E is smart.
I really hope my E will be good right now.
Has anyone ever had a, uh, whatever I have?
Cause like, you said it in your eyes?
Yeah, have you ever had that?
No, you will see the effecting it.
A lot of people have what you have.
Can't know what I'm saying.
There's like an awareness organization about it.
No shot.
Yeah.
Oh, he's a softball team.
Oh wait, there's no one out here.
Let's sketch.
Oh my God, we're good.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Well, there's some sketch.
We can take this half right here, shesh.
Again.
And then we have to take the far half.
What a far half, yeah.
Yeah, forgot my clothes.
Wait, they might be in here.
Are you sure?
I don't know.
Are you sure they're in there?
I don't think so.
I don't know.
I think there's a, there's probably someone out there.
Can I see if they're in there, maybe?
I think they're in there.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll come.
I'll keep an eye on my hands if I'll say.
Get out of my fucking business.
I don't want to.
No, we talked to him before.
It should be fine. Right here?
We can grab the goal.
We can grab it over right there.
Right?
Is it going?
Or we grab the goal all the way down.
Yeah, I think that's going to be the best.
What do you think is best?
I don't know.
What's the big guys like cool?
Let's go all the way.
I've seen shots.
Okay.
You ever seen the cross?
I have, I just tried it once.
You can go and try it.
That's a good one.
Okay, listen, a couple of things going on here.
There's front speed, there's lacrosse going on,
there's football, someone's having a little
football practice going on.
See what you see, bro.
Ah, facts.
Look at that, we got a nice detergent.
Is it not the same?
No, is that shit?
It's really nice.
It's hot as fuck.
It's hot as shit too.
Alright, Chad, it's time to see.
It's time to see.
Am I...
Are we putting gifts in on this?
I'll see if there's some gift on the last catch.
How many do you have to block?
Okay.
I'll have to block one.
How should we do this?
I'll say we do.
I'll have to block one.
No, you have one?
One.
Are you supposed to be in game shape?
I'm not in game shape.
You came to games in three weeks.
Okay.
But I'm not going to go off like that, go right there.
That go right there might be the winner.
Like all the way down.
I think if we're doing that,
we should talk to the crossed guy.
Yeah, cause Dave is going right there, you know what I'm saying?
What about this one?
I mean, there's gold, there's people doing it and that.
Are they kicking into it?
Yeah.
And there's one straight in front of us?
Is there someone in the gold?
No.
But they're balls.
Let's just do this one.
Yeah, go.
Yeah.
There's fire, there's fire bro. I'm excited about this.
I'm excited, that's my eco-boost.
Scared to make you lose for a minute.
Yeah, I'm that girl I been
What do you mean shut up chat?
Yeah, I'm trying to form I'm gonna ask I'm gonna ask this coach if we can go right here only promise if I miss the goal
It's fucking raps. It's all the way over. Yeah, I mean
How are you doing sir?
This is a quick question, we don't want to interrupt the practice but can we use that
code right there?
I'll share how far you've got to come in.
Like literally just like TKs.
Like penalties, yeah.
Thank you sir.
Okay, thank you so much.
Appreciate it.
What do you think?
Yeah.
Uh oh, chat is time.
It's time, chat is time.
It's my first time playing.
Since not going a lot in a little while.
I'm gonna see how it feels. I'm gonna see how it feels, you know.
Stop, stop acting like you don't.
Yo, fuck you.
You're a little more of a harming.
Oh, yeah? I am.
You wish me were a harming.
Oh, this door's a little small, but it's fine.
I know how to pull up my pants.
Look at my, look at my hands.
Look at my hands.
What's wrong here?
It's full with yo, yo, yo, yo.
Bro, man, it's a high school field, bro.
Bro.
Dude.
Yeah, that's an off-stream.
Dude.
What? You grab your picker?
No.
Oh, I didn't have shorts brah
Huh
Say we can't shoot any shots
All right sketch, how do you want to do this? I think we do I think we do three I think we do three
Different types of shots three different types of shots. Okay, so penalties free kids. We're not starting off
No, we're not starting off in a season. I start off
You just want me to dive around and fuck hey look at it pulled up the big dough. Let's go
Don't
More is low IQ something those multiple shots multiple shots. I'm not gonna use this on shots on me
Boss that sounds really good. It's a bit of the channel weird. He doesn't know so make that an audio
Do you want that to be an audio or
Now boys and girls I'm just gonna go over there in the sea there's something I need to see real quick
Okay, I need to get this okay, so
Yeah, I'm gonna find the bathroom I need to go find the bathroom okay, okay, I'm gonna find the bathroom wait you what it's what you're going to do right now
Yeah
Yeah, that's what I'm saying
I think the ice is
Where that's actually bathroom. I think that's a supply shot. I'm much. I'm a checker quick
I'm a checker you have to jump a fence. I'm gonna be here
Yo, that's our fucking warming up right? I'll start warming up
Yeah, what do you all think I can actually you'll think I can actually score more
My feet are sassy
A lot of sassier
Look at this woman's World Cup ball. Are they spamming W's?
Yeah, should I take off my shirt and put on this jersey or should I keep it off?
It's probably a weird place to take a shirt off.
How old is too old to never mind that's a weird question too.
What are they saying?
Yeah, how do we how do we how do we how do we warm up?
We're running out. Yo, what up, bro?
Love you, bro
What's up?
You wouldn't believe who's here
Good
The second worst player on
right here yeah I'm full my life I think I'm showing off power
did you stop in there no they saw that was no warm-up till almost pulled an
ACL doing that
what should we do though we should set up three shots
A penalty, a couple quarters, a big deal, what's the odds of more than finding the bathroom?
100%
That's a goal
See why they had you on goalie
Right corner
Oh yeah
That was good
Maybe we should try there or pick up the pace.
What happened?
My quad tightened up.
Maybe some side stretches before.
You think so?
Yeah, I think so.
Oh my god.
That's how Mar does.
Then she kind of hurt.
I was pumped to hamstring again.
Try a butterfly?
Is it working?
Like push your knees now?
You gotta flap your wings?
Yeah, you gotta flap your wings.
Let's go!
It worked?
Oh yeah, I'm not the last guy. I'm gonna need to warm up too, bro.
Why?
Because, like, you look naturally flexible.
My doctor really told me it's like if you do anything, it's fine.
Doctor, doctor.
Just you've got to warm up.
I've really got to warm up.
So how'd you pay your doctor?
Did you pay him a promo?
No, I did not indeed.
I paid him in mouth.
But we're going to do some warm going on here.
I didn't find a bathroom yet.
A little port-a-party.
Yep.
You know what they call that?
So he already told me he said you got to work with quads and the muscles around the knee
more, okay?
And he said hopefully there's no pain by the time.
What's your name?
What's her name?
her name yeah your doctor what's your name it's miss it uh mr. Smith it's a
guy
you meant Mrs. Smith no Mrs. now how do you feel you feel loose I feel pretty
I just feel like loose like a goose or no watch this
Bobby or a chef it's actually good though like they said you are they
He's saying yes.
Like, instead of, I'm talking.
Chad, do you think I'm good at it?
Yes or no?
Could be he, almost twice.
Now, is he, like, better than, like, Ron and Lacey
and, like, Jason?
OK, yeah, so he cannot play at all.
All right.
All right, let me just, you want me to shut up, are you?
OK, yes, he cannot play at all.
He's came with a little tongue flick, not a lot of it.
Okay, okay, yeah, it's over, it's over. Put all your plicks on me, man.
What's going on with you?
Huh?
Are you playing with your toes?
I'm not playing with your toes.
Why did you get so in-tree with that?
Are you playing with your toes?
No, why are you playing with your toes?
I'm not, I'm stretching. Have you ever heard of stretching?
Yes, I have, baby.
Okay.
That's how you do it.
Ooh.
Don't you ever do that again.
Don't you ever do that again, do you understand me?
It's about dominance.
Don't you ever do that again, do you understand me?
I know, it's a long, comfortable position.
No, no, no, no, you nodded my head.
It's not a yo-tag of stretching.
Watch it.
Ow.
Ow!
That's all, let me get back to this.
It's all right, we really gotta run with that.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't want to make some money anymore.
I really, I don't want to.
I'm not gonna run on it.
I'm just gonna straight up just hit it.
And it's good for me because I'll see how bad money is.
It's gotten better the last few days.
But it still hurts when I do certain things.
Like, I would not be able to do squat right now.
Let's go for this.
Am I a little nervous now?
Hey, this isn't different on it, am I right?
Hey, what's your fate?
Y'all think we should never get to touch?
No, you don't.
What's the, what's the, what's the, what's the...
That stuff.
I mean, I don't know.
What do you, what do you, what do y'all think?
I'm thinking, um, we do...
Yeah, this feels...
Like, you see, yes, I can build or do anything.
You see?
We should drop a close one.
See if you can take kicks from there.
Reach over.
Yeah, can you juggle?
Yeah, you can.
Okay, let's juggle together.
Come on.
That's not juggling, but...
Okay.
Nice.
Get the camera in the hole there.
Okay, okay.
Okay, sketch.
Okay!
A little festive cake and then miss the gold.
That was not jessie's.
Yes it was.
You did this.
What? I pointed my tail.
That's what you did.
Chad, what do you think we should put?
Be honest.
Actually, I dropped it.
Okay.
Ask for the waterfall.
What do you wish for?
Driving.
You know, Sketch, my chat keeps telling me
you're kind of obsessed with toes.
I'm not obsessed with toes.
No?
Is this so specific?
I'm in the source of this information,
and I'm pretty sure it's your cover
of the girls you've been entertaining in your past life,
my chat.
No, not my past life.
I'm the current one.
The current one, really?
Oh, they said I had a girlfriend.
Wow, wow, Sketch.
Just get a nice seat, we can see.
Okay.
How about a little,
sketch, a little simple, simple honey gifted.
What are you gifted?
So honey gifted, yeah?
So honey gifted.
That was, we just put a thousand on it,
real game, fast cornering.
But that was not a real game.
Not a real game.
Not many of you could save one.
The line folded?
Wait, me saving him not folded
or me shooting him not folded?
Both.
That's hard though. That's hard. I'm not whole lot. That's really hard
Fuck you talking about now, huh? You're not in my head. I live in your head. Okay. Also give me
oh let me show you how this fuels okay okay yes just pass the ball pass the ball
we need some more okay so good yeah right there oh my my god oh my god
I just got a charge that dropped.
Let's see how many of you can change, man, by the way, you little piece of shit, go get
that shit, go, go.
Piss me off right now.
Hey, fool, just piss me off.
Again, I'm right here, I'm right here, I'm right here.
OK.
OK!
Go score it, go score it.
Go fucking score it, sketch.
It's a small and golden regulation.
I would make that a regulation right here, right here.
That'd have been top quarter.
Just keep 100, OK?
OK.
That's the thing for a sore.
Well, I'd change the title of this to, uh,
eating marlin.
Yeah, put marlin sketch, and then
put after us but like
um
you can't talk to your chat like that
golly mvp vs new mvp
or some shit
it's disrespectful
all that to get pressed by angry jenj
oh
what was that
is that just an A composition?
I'm cool with your tone
hey sketch tell me it has no ball control
you have no ball control
I have no ball control?
No ball control, you're sure?
It's a fact, bet.
And that's what you want to do.
You!
What?
Set it back down?
Set it back here?
Is there any substance?
That's baby shit over here.
This time we're going to do this.
These oceans and creams you put on today.
That's almost a salt.
No, bud. Hey bud, maybe you should glove up. Maybe you should glove up. I thought I was kicking too.
Okay, maybe you save it.
Let me show it off a quick. Huh?
Okay, come on.
Why do you keep hitting them with your toe?
They don't want to hit inside your foot.
I mean, to be fair, I never did that on you.
You're definitely better than, I would say like, 5% of the talent in the match.
in the match.
Really?
I give one more trophy.
I just have to put it in the game.
Okay.
Speed doesn't make that goal.
We lose.
Okay, so do this then.
Do this.
Okay, simple.
Do one, two, three, four, five.
I said I'm never playing with balls again.
I said I'm not doing that.
Let's try it.
Again, this has to...
I said you don't play with the balls, and you put a little flick on the back.
What's on some of that?
Okay.
This is...
By the way, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
This is, by the way, China National, that's the goalkeeper.
I thought I was literally the goalkeeper, I got a score in China National.
That's the goalkeeper, fully, right there.
You're telling me I can't bang it.
Like, too far into thinking about a type of goal against this motherfucker.
Oh, so sudden.
You're telling me it doesn't look like Toby?
No.
It doesn't look like Toby.
Paul, come here, come here, come here, yeah.
Oh
Again
The child playing for 90,000
I'm not going to lie though, in this case you do have good ball control.
Like run out with the ball, like run with the ball, let me see it.
I mean, okay, how about a goalie, like goalie, like throw the ball out, like goalie, okay,
How about this, catch this, just catch this
Just catch it
What the fuck?
You're absolutely dog shit, you understand?
Dropped?
You hit me right in the breath
Yes, get from there, from there, from there
Okay, almost took out my camera
Almost fucking took out my camera, okay?
This is a camera, mate
I guess it doesn't count
No, it's definitely I'll see you I'll take your Lamborghini understand
All right, how do you want to play this?
How do we play this? You don't want to play soccer. Yes, let's do this. Let's do this. Okay. We're gonna do 10 free kicks each
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Okay, this is what I'm gonna do.
What are we gonna do?
This is what I'm gonna do, okay?
You're gonna kick the ball, and I'm gonna have to chase it.
Ten free kicks each.
Ten penalty kicks each.
But you gotta pick where you're free kicking from.
On, on, on, on, on, on.
Listen.
It's gonna be outside.
Free kicks.
It's gonna be outside.
I'm gonna save.
Over here.
there. Where do you want to stand? What do you think it's far enough? The white part
right here. I think that's pretty valid. I don't know how far it is but I mean you're
not going to be able to shoot from here. Nice thing. We're going to do 10 from here.
That's a long shot, that's a long shot though.
10 from here.
Wadden's good?
But we're not also too far from here?
That's too far.
Okay, he might look far, far on camera, but we'll have foggy.
What?
What, half-baldy?
Oh, here.
Look, there's...
Come on, you choose those.
There's nothing to stick on.
What is this, YouTube?
Is this YouTube vaccine?
Hey, YouTube!
More than from behind the scenes.
God, give me this milk.
How much can we get for that?
Cool.
A couple hundred grand.
I'll use your NIL.
I'm not NIL, I'm not in fucking college.
You're gonna shoot on me, I'm gonna shoot on you two, okay?
I'm not surprised you're not in college.
So surprised.
What does that mean?
Huh?
Not bad.
I thought you were a PhD student or something.
Yeah, I thought you were a PhD student.
If you know what the fuck I'm...
Or it's a black website sketch?
Yeah, exactly.
I
Try to say the good thing
We can't we can't do we can do crossbars to oh chat
You know do I do you
I don't do pull-ups
Bro, my knee-locking flutes are high
Skats come in come in come in come in oh my god, I was close. All right. That's not
Um
You want me to start trying?
You want to try?
I didn't know when we were going to start trying.
I'm going to start trying half way through.
Okay.
So you want me to start?
You want to start and go?
Or shall I start and go?
How many trophies do you have in a zone?
None.
That's what I would say.
Listen.
10 free kicks, 10 penalties.
We both shoot at each other.
Whoever makes the most wins.
with that simple as that simple as that come on let's get it let's get it
let's get it going spent the dubbies yeah you want to do what you want me to
start with penalties over three games no three games three games okay I'm sorry
ripping shots me from point like okay oh they're not even really warmed up
yet so good I don't want to don't want to get more hurt you know I mean
chat this is this is for it huh just a little excuses machine yeah that's a
little weird it's from here starting now out of ten okay let's try my first
simple okay
I'm going to get it in the car
OK
So if I block it, you have to go get it
Yeah
It's too easy
No power in that car
No power at all? I know
I'm warming up
No power
I'm warming up?
I'm warming up you ready
Okay, okay, okay, that's true. I
Don't want that. I don't want that
What do people understand I like to fool my viewers a lot
Set up down there, okay
Five for five watch me
So you're really the goalie aren't you okay say no more
Let's get serious, okay?
Honey gift on line two, remember that?
Yeah, I do. I thought you forgot about that.
I did not forget about that. Hopefully, you're going to forget when it comes on.
Let's get serious. Let's get serious. Let's get very serious, okay?
Okay, let's get serious man. Let's get serious. I'm coming for three goals, by the way. I'm
I covered three goals in that shard, man.
Just so you know.
What's that, two?
Yeah, it's two.
Meet me in that bag and shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Wait, no, no, no.
I gotta do a battery swap.
You're getting me mad now.
Y'all getting me mad, matter of fact.
Like you talking?
Yeah.
I'm in your hand.
That's why you won't kick the ball.
Well that plutonium you're talking about no one cares yo no one cares what
your knee feels like hey this is how you gonna be talking in the game too
cuz I'm not seeing no sense right now yeah and the rest has been over you've
saved two yeah shall we back we see we're back with
Switch batteries.
I'm playing the lag.
Maybe move to the left so I don't smack this in.
Alright, let me try some.
Oh, you're playing mind games.
What do you want?
What do you want to sketch matter of fact?
What do you want it?
Oh!
Nice try.
That's two, correct?
Now I want you to hold this ball though
It's pretty good safe that's pretty good safe
I'm just gonna imagine me coming down the field I see session go and I'm just fucking fine
See the dip on that?
You see that dip, Chad?
Superdive!
I gotta get in the lap.
Yeah, I did.
What about you, huh?
I'm here. I feel it. I feel it.
I feel it.
Okay. So I made three.
I made three
You made two
Chad knows
Okay two or three
Wait was that two or three Chad? Two?
That's two
Okay two or ten
Let's switch
Wait a lap
I shot 11 shots
Yeah
Did I?
Switch you say three kicks
You do it with the gloves
I don't need no fucking gloves
Good
I don't even think you know how to roll the ball from there
You mean lose balls?
Yeah right now Chad it's fine
He's always fine
Alright here we go
Here we go, chef.
80% actually, yo, dumb fucks.
Hey, dumb fuck, it's a fucking free kick, you fucker.
It's not penalties.
You don't know shit about blood, chef.
Shut up, bro.
Stop pissing me off.
I promise you, I will not.
I will miss a penalty.
And I'm not talking about this Rollins.
I'm talking Top Bins.
I will miss a single penalty, bro.
I'm ready whenever you are, bud.
18-3.
Yeah, you can do whatever you want.
This is light work.
This is light work, sketch.
One.
That's all we're doing in the first mile.
Easy!
Yes!
Wow sketch I didn't do any work do I? I didn't do any work oh my god this is so nice I love
this sketch just like a walk in the park you know what I'm gonna sketch I'm gonna
stay right here look I'm news can stay right like this yeah yeah it's like
look no I'm standing I'm standing I'm standing yes I was
I mean do it then oh in three we do it
oh yeah oh my god it's like a walk in the park
Look, I'm even, look, you can shoot it, you can shoot it.
Oh my god.
No one, no fuck!
I'm with fucking injured muscle!
Holy fucking save!
Nah, that's actually crazy.
I'm not gonna lie, that's fake crazy.
Good job, skates.
Alright, I feel like I can just shoot from here.
Yeah, honestly.
I'll save you.
You have 7 more shots.
You have 4 more shots.
Bro, you let me get a little bit more of it.
Okay, you want 7 more?
Go ahead. Take 7 more.
Take 7 more.
That's all good.
6 more.
Wow, thank God he's a goalkeeper.
I'm alright.
Thank God. Thank God, bro. Isn't this the form MVP?
Form MVP. I don't care.
Baby net or big guy doesn't matter for football.
It's not a baby net. It's like a little in between.
Come on, sketch.
Come on sketch.
Who's that?
I mean, I'm not sure.
You see that?
Oh, sketch.
Four more, come on.
Come on, sketch.
Gosh.
Huh?
Other side just let it yeah, you let it be it's gonna be fun
Schedule anything this is this is the final ball
I mean not a bad shot not a bad shot though it's not really even sorry give a row
No, why does he why does he shoot?
Hey, I mean that's a better shot though. You shot it with the inside of your foot
How do you still have four shots left?
Two more shots sketch
You don't sketch you can even move up you want move up a little bit
Yeah, this is a realistic. Yeah move a little bit
Move up a little bit
Hey
All right last shot you make this we're tired you make this we're tired
oh yeah that's a shot yep that's a shot yep yep yep I'm here I'm here yes
so again that's not high game watch out so you just made he just made one shot
I mean, you just made one shot, Shaq.
You tied an accuracy.
We're not tied an accuracy.
You shot about 20 shots.
20 shots.
That's a good shot.
Sound like a march in the next day.
OK, here's the real test.
Here's the real test, Shaq.
Stop it, Lyon, for YouTube.
Stop it, penalties.
Should we run over that?
What?
Hey, we're shooting 10 penalties.
We're shooting penalties.
No.
Are you alive?
No, are you?
No.
Okay, I can give you.
No, why would I?
Why would I do that?
Do you want to start on goal or should I start on goal?
I start on goal.
Unless you want me to start in.
Yeah, let me start to get kicking.
Yeah, how about that?
I'm on.
And we're going to go.
We're going to go.
This is very close.
Where would a penalty even be?
I think right right right now unless we too close pilot right here
But I write here somewhere in here. I think wait has ever
That is generally so close I that is not too close
That's why I like right here
Well, I right there back up right there. Yeah, that's awesome. Okay, so we're gonna go this one this little thing right here
That's your foot. Yeah cones. It's a cigarette
That's not a cigarette
I'm walking in
Like it should be fun
I
Change that rock. I'm not a lot be careful bro. Uh-huh change thoughts
One look at this
Two.
Who knew that, that was gonna happen?
Two.
Go down.
That's one.
Okay.
Good shot.
Alright, two to four.
Two to four.
No, two to four.
No.
One for three.
One for two.
One for three.
One for two.
One for three.
One for two.
One for three.
Ah!
Damn, it's hot beans.
What happened there?
Two for four.
Remember how to play this game.
I don't care.
You're the MVP.
I'm sure that there's a crowd.
And the crowd comes from in.
Hey, now mind you, 90,000 sketch!
Sketch!
Two for five.
I'm 5.
You know how much I know that I'm off the hook?
You're just starting to get your new hook.
2 for 6.
Yeah, sure, sure, try it.
Type 1.
I'm a gift to Chad.
He's his 100th gift of my life.
Yes.
Let it be, dude.
Let it be a year.
2 for 7.
Super seven, Mike.
Super seven, so there's a chance of getting hit.
Super seven.
Almost, guys.
Goal in!
Super eight!
I can't miss a single penalty, Chad.
Luke, can I miss a single penalty?
What are you thinking about?
Okay.
Where do you want to look?
Look, it's all over here.
Look, open it.
Open it.
Yo, I'm in your head.
You can't let me get into your head, sketch.
You cannot let me get into your head.
I'm in your head.
Yes, I am.
You can't be in my head.
I am.
It's a last shot.
You know that, right?
It's a very slow.
It's a last shot.
Yes, it's looking on, but...
Do I start trying?
Easy.
Yes!
Done.
Do I start trying it?
Now it's a real test.
Now I don't really start trying it.
Now it's a real test.
Get it to free kick distance.
What?
I'll back it up a little bit.
Okay, this is your...
I didn't mean to watch that, okay?
I'll go right here.
Yeah?
Kick it at me.
Let's see.
I'm not satisfied with anything but 10 for 10. I'm gonna keep it a buck. 10 for 10. Straight goals minus 10.
This is the goalkeeper of the biggest game that we've always, always been playing. Always.
That's him right there. That's him.
You ready?
If you just hit that grove from the inside.
Fuck you.
How long?
Not like a 5 years.
Back the fuck up.
Oh, you're playing mind games, huh?
Let's stop playing. Let's stop fooling around, okay?
Let's stop fooling around.
You need to take a step back.
I did take a step back. I'll take a full step back, matter of fact.
Let's leave him.
Let's relax a little bit, okay? That's the goal for the charity match right there.
I didn't say about charity.
It's not about charity. I don't.
Yeah, you gotta be ready for those skats, you're giving me so much space.
That's what I'm saying, you can't miss that.
We're at a high school.
Boom.
Bro, I keep forgetting, bro.
Sorry, apologies.
There's no one here, there's no one here.
Batman's Batman Batman
Is it going
Wait, what does it must have been what I say about stepping back?
We're just a must have been back. I don't think you can step back
What do you mean by step back
No one step back
They're talking about the first time
Bro, what?
I'm not serving your chat, I don't know.
It's probably your chat.
I don't even know what football is.
Look at the idea.
They didn't do it, have chat.
What?
You didn't even have chat.
That's the face you didn't mean?
That's the face you didn't mean.
Yeah.
I don't know what's next here.
I'm really trying to hit him like,
I'm really trying to hit him like, like full force.
Bang.
Shame right for the chest.
What are you, one for three?
One for three.
I can't do this no more.
Simple rollins.
Simple.
You see I can do that every time I'm falling through.
I don't even want to do that, you know what I'm saying?
That's not even fun.
It's not even fun.
You got that one out?
Two, four!
I need to spin that a little bit.
I need to get three seconds.
No, I could shoot with power.
I can.
But you know, I don't even want to.
No.
That's what happens when I go for power.
Oh, but they need this one.
Yeah, name is all sketch.
Sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch.
Sketch?
that sketch I'm on wow yes sir we're speculating you know like because I know
yeah that's him right here oh you know what sketch is yeah well it's me yeah I
know bro what's up bro I know what's up what's up what's your name Luca Luca
nice to meet you sir wow yeah can I say in the video yeah yeah so what's up
What's up? What's up? What's up? You too? Yes, sir? Yes, sir?
You ever heard of a Marlena?
I think so. Yeah, that's him.
Yes, sir.
Hey, what up, bro? What up, bro?
Hey, I don't have a Sharpie though.
So, y'all got a Sharpie? I do not have a Sharpie.
I do not have a Sharpie either. Why?
You're gonna keep it on.
You can eat it.
We are.
Yeah, yeah we are.
Do you want to say what's up?
Geez, this is like a whole block of Minecraft zombies over here going on.
What's up, bro?
What's up?
Oh, yeah.
Welcome to Texas, boy.
Wow, welcome to Texas, boys.
Am I right?
Yeah, bro.
I'm rolling good.
I'm not going to lie, I hit one in the head and it's over from my career.
He's getting demonetized.
No, that'll be Steve's, bro.
That'll be Steve's.
Yo, maybe...
Okay.
I don't know.
Okay.
He's found God.
Alright, take care, buddy.
If y'all find a sharpie, it's good.
No, I got you, I got you.
I got you.
I'll be right back.
Good to see you.
I'll be right back.
Yo, gotta get a shot.
What up, bro?
What's happening?
I mean, we're just like...
That'd be awesome.
We're gonna try.
We're gonna take a flick, bro.
Yeah.
You move one of your...
I'm not sure I can't, Zach.
You wanna play a little look together with me?
Huh?
What?
to look it up yet yet yet yet like play it's offer not way why do you say chat
I don't know where oh Chad is that stream that stream yeah yet
yeah no no are you gonna soccer yeah no no really all good or no okay let me
I see some.
I'm telling you that.
I saw you playing something.
You're doing a sketch over here.
I'm trying bro, you know what I mean?
Get a one for the chatty match stuff.
Yeah, are you playing?
Yeah, I'm playing.
I'm a little bit everywhere bro.
I'm like, they call me the flying pig.
I'm just like all over the place, you know?
Oh, a wing?
What's your favorite player?
I don't really have a favorite player.
I'll sketch you, you're just saving balls now?
Yeah, I'm practicing.
You're practicing?
I'm practicing multiple different sports.
See if I can turn you back, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Let's do it.
Yeah, come on.
Wait, we need someone to take it, though.
Yo, yo.
Can you take this plate real quick?
Take a shot.
What?
Can you take this plate?
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Appreciate it.
Yeah, of course, bro.
Can I do one more?
We're gonna play.
Awesome, awesome, see?
Oh yeah, y'all price here?
Nah, nah, we just came here after training.
We just got them.
Oh, you already got them done?
Yeah, we came.
We got price out, but they're the other one?
It's in like, uh, yeah, something like Flugerville.
Oh, damn.
We're especially some kids though.
Y'all nice?
A little bit.
Bro, let's hop in at the ball league, bro.
The ball league?
It is, bro.
Dang, you're trying to be in the ball league.
Bro, how do you even think you can
if you play for Austin, bro?
I'm about to go to college though.
Where?
Virginia Tech.
For like, 40 footy?
I don't think you can
No? No, because you...
You have to be a free agent
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you try
Can I hit someone else?
I'm a goalie, so...
You're a goalie? You're a better goalie than Sketch?
I was watching all this past Thursday
I'm like...
You can plug me in there
Defender?
Let me see a little shot on Sketch real quick
A shot?
Let me just see something. Let me see something.
This is YouTube Edge.
Yo, Sketch.
Sketch, Austin FC.
You're going to get some shit at you right now.
Are you going to Austin FC?
Yeah, no, he's Austin.
He's going to shoot at you right now.
That's it.
Come on, Sketch.
Show up.
Show yourself.
You just touched my butt a little bit.
I did?
Huh?
That's you?
Yeah, I did.
Go, Sketch!
Sketch, you can have that, Sketch.
That's a good shot.
I am a little short. Another one? Give me another one. Give me another one.
Give me another one.
Is that a two?
Sketch, lock in, lock in, sketch. Give me this head, sketch.
Sketch, what's going on here?
I'm going, you go and go for it.
I'm going, go and go.
Hey, go both of y'all in.
Both of y'all in?
It's easy.
Two thousand ones?
Alright, sure.
One.
You don't cross this line.
Sketch, you keep that line safe.
What?
Sketch, no, watch yourself.
Sketch, watch yourself, sketch.
Watch yourself, sketch.
You okay?
Sketch, sketch.
You're gonna see that.
Ah!
Sketch, you're the fuck, sketch!
You're gonna see that!
Shit!
Oh!
What can happen?
Yeah.
Hop in.
Oh, you wanna hop in? Hop in?
Let's do three. Let's do three.
Man, get ten balls at once. Ten balls at once.
You're fooling me out of the middle.
Did you play boys?
Careful now, careful now, careful now.
Oh dude, 3-1-2! Yo!
I blocked it.
One out of three chances, I blocked it.
You did not block it.
Alright, we're gonna meet y'all boys man.
Let's meet y'all man.
Let's see me all y'all man.
You said what?
Well, I was actually gonna have one.
Let's go.
oh okay sketch yeah I mean I'm not really yeah okay best y'all like free
agents whenever they me bro all right
y'all scared let's keep going in sorry about that I will take care of her
what do you call a jet jet and Jack Bob I'm doing names you I mean I know
No, no, no.
You really didn't do everything.
You didn't see him.
Hey, I see him.
All right, bro.
Hey, nice to meet you, though.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Wolfgang Schmidt.
Nice to meet you.
Let him know.
Yeah, you got it.
You got to put your name out there.
You got to.
Yeah, you got to.
Yeah.
What's your name out there?
Exactly.
Do it again, man.
I'm Wolfgang Schmidt.
Yeah.
You've seen me in a couple of years.
Couple?
Couple months.
Couple months, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Couple of days.
See you, guys.
All right, bye.
Good to see you, bro.
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, last time you got it
You go to his challenge rock
Bro
That's me. You too, bro. Yeah, bro. Yeah, she's getting go bro getting go. We're not finished here
Yeah, what just happened with everybody like it's got a question, bro. What's everyone so weird and awkward in Texas?
There's the weird offer
Not I wouldn't say you but the
Look, maybe, yeah, actually matters that.
Yeah.
Get in going.
So what am I right now?
What am I checking?
Am I two for five or is it two for four?
What is it?
Yo, that's not one.
Yo, look at me cheating me right now.
You took a step back just like I did.
I did not take a step back.
It's fun to have a step in the light.
2v5
2v5, we have to make it all the rest of the shot.
Easy, simple, easy placement, easy ball.
There's really a testament, alright?
Alright, ready, sketch?
What's up with you?
Because you gotta understand.
Yo, sketch, this, you know this goal is smaller, right?
Look at our goal.
Look at this goal.
That's the goal.
Every single time
So I'm really practicing for that
You know what I'm saying?
You said what bitch?
What's that smell?
You're downwind
You're fucking kicked
I did indeed
That one there
Yeah, that one there
Good job
two per seven oh you won't do that huh okay three for eight
three match oh you're trying to look at my eyes don't you get no data you get no
No data from me.
So we're both trying to fool each other, huh?
You can't fool me.
No data?
I can't.
You gotta be starting to be fooling.
I mean, you're far as...
You're really far.
I know, it is pretty far.
I've been here many minutes.
On the edge doesn't count?
On the edge doesn't count.
What are you talking about?
How many... how many young people you have?
Four.
That's four for nine.
That is not four for nine.
Yes it is.
That's super nice.
What, you got something to say?
What is it?
Three.
It's like three.
Yes.
Four.
Can you win in your chat even if it counts as four?
Can you do this?
Watch this.
Watch this, okay?
That was serious.
Yeah, you did try.
Get that arthritis
Four
Yeah
Four for ten I
Promised right now
Brother I will hit ten out of ten right now if I tried
Ten out of ten right now
You did me your best.
Tad's it right now!
Yeah.
One.
How many are you going to do now?
Yeah, four for three.
We're having four for four.
You move too much. You move too much. You move too... I don't like that ball.
Alright, what's your last shot?
You move too much.
I'll branch this area, you better.
You know what I meant.
Do you have counter-attackers? Or no intelligence?
I mean, you.
Two.
Do you love a star?
Two.
What kind of a star?
Special intelligence.
Fuck, you just told me wrong.
What?
You told me special?
You are special, though.
That's two sketch. I know what's going on.
Lock in. Three.
I'm just rolling it. Every time.
One thing I've noticed about sketch, he doesn't pull himself. See, just roll it. He won't get there.
get there. You get dizzy channel shots. Oh yeah, dizzy channel shots? You sure?
4. 4. What do you mean you count that? That went through. That touched the ball. Oh you
We don't want to count that.
We don't want to count that
because there's a hole in the net.
You're going to come to Texas
and you're going to talk about our fields.
Yeah.
That's what I do.
You know what else I'll talk about?
Thank you.
That's how I happen to get to Simon
except that one I literally just laid down.
That's a great save.
My God, that's a great save.
I gotta talk to him about that oh my god
See how I did that before you kicked?
You thought you were gonna get 5 on me?
Not gonna lie, that's a great fucking save
That's what I did
You're gonna keep, you're gonna keep, look at him, he's the outfit that I can put inside
Yeah because I am
4 to 5
You are?
Yeah
Oh that's safe
What did you say?
Nothing, you're safe
What did you say?
What do you say, sir?
I thought you were going to read some high school music while I was talking.
Through his shit. Through it.
Through it. Through it.
I think you should run and step some stuff.
Yeah, that's it. That fully throws you off.
Five out of six.
You can't go for that you can't go for that now. No exactly what you do you throw yourself before it before it's even there
Read me sketch read me
Again every time every time little step he goes I'm already there every time
He's got to correct your body
some day
Guess think about it me you in the final the final final last ticket of game
last ticket again you're not reading me eight seven eight seven pulling the
yet to pulling that's the end I'm not from Poland that's where you get your
walk from
this is the last shot if I make this I'm not pretend okay not pretend
From 10 yards up.
What about Fordin?
What about Fordin? I wasn't even trying, bud.
That wasn't in.
Post.
He can back in there.
That's a post archer.
God damn it. I was at the post
All right, I guess we see it
Yo
810 solid, I know how to read now. I'm like like every time do a little step has taste so easy
This is actually good data. No, I'm not even kidding like I actually
Yo, I don't even believe you can hit one of me that ass I
I truly don't think you can hit one of them.
I don't think you can uh, say one word without messing up.
Shut up!
Yo, how close is that?
Nah.
Now thank God you're in gold, I'm not even kidding.
Nah, actually thank God for your team, bro.
Yeah, that's what they said last year.
Yeah.
Hey, did you even take a penalty last year?
Did you take the penalty last year?
I don't need to
You want one?
You were 5'7 but you're 6'4
So I think you're 4'4
I'll put it down
Most catched
You need one
All you need is one
That's over three
Over three.
Do you have any trouble?
Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Keep it up right there.
You just keep it in the middle, don't you?
Do you even know where the left and right is? Huh?
Left, right. Exactly.
Left, right, left.
Left, left, right, left, left.
Broke.
Maybe I should be going for your team this day huh?
No, you need to get drafted until the 20th round.
Oh really?
0 for 5.
Hey, have you ever done this before?
Exactly, that's what I am.
Can I still save you?
No, I let up.
I still saved you.
Over 6.
Over 6, sketch.
All I did was make one to be a hero.
You just need to make one.
Sketch, one.
One out of ten.
Did you play something?
No.
I never played in my life.
All these balls are brand new.
Just one shot sketch.
One shot sketch.
We might have a tournament.
Oh, true.
What are you doing?
That's a great face sketch.
If my name was...
Oh!
oh
This hot I'm in it
Okay, okay
Give me another one
You little half-volley, off the pass?
Holy shit.
That's doing the wrong.
What happened to the circular farming?
You see? Do it again, I ain't gotta move. Do it again.
I'm not all your time is not scared so I love this
You know, I know all your tactics, you know that, right?
Tag number one.
Don't tell him.
Don't tell.
Don't kiss and tell him, all right?
Sir.
Not a bad shot.
Yeah, I know.
Yes, that's all right, very good.
I guess that's all?
Right away.
Skash, ever heard of the Panenka?
Ever heard of the Panenka?
I said Panenka.
You have tried, do you think that would be possible to do in a game with him?
Try it or not, to be honest.
Or is he, is he, is he, would like, will he not throw himself?
You know what I mean?
He's not for himself, you know what I mean?
Chat, you know what I'm saying?
However, he won't move, won't he?
Why, man?
What did you ask?
Go ahead, go ahead, shoot it, shoot it right now
Look, I can't even be sideways, I don't even care, I'll be sideways
Yo, maybe stop shooting with your toes and ask to shoot the ball properly. Yeah, I don't want to say nothing the entire time
What I would I would juggle and save the ball same time go
Hit it, half body, hit it, yup hit it, sketch, hit it, yup, there you go, time it, time
it, time it, time it, time it, okay.
Okay, alright, yup.
Whoa, that's, that's the easy honey gifted right there.
We're using WWW sketch for the gifted right there, Shad?
I'm doing a gift to myself.
How do I do that?
WWW 100 for the sketch, man.
It's in.
It's in it calling you.
Oh, shit, did she call you?
I thought we got a turn here in about 30 minutes, boys.
30 minutes?
30 minutes.
We're all good. We're fine.
They're right here.
Alright, a little crossboard sketch.
who's that boy get me up I want to get the back okay
sorry man
are you good
what are you not worried about no we're not shooting out of the boxes are we not
Nope, here we go, the rear wheel bar down, the rear wheel bar down, hit the bar now.
Perfect height.
Yeah, perfect height.
On the other side.
It's just like, I don't even know what to do anymore, just to get it too easy really.
What the fuck was that?
I didn't edit that the right way.
You hit it.
Do you go back in warm-up or wait for your join?
Go back in warm-up a little bit?
I guess we have to.
Okay, let's go warm-up, Chad.
That's for getting a lot of money for that.
Chad, W's.
Chad, W's, we know it's tactics.
Sketch wins.
We know it's tactics.
Now it's time to go beat.
What's tactic then?
Your tactic's very simple and I'm not gonna say it,
but I'm gonna tell my entire team though,
that's what I'm gonna do.
Yeah, tell them what.
Oh, you see, you're trying to get out of me.
Yeah, tell them what?
I do got a lot of sure yeah, I got a lot of
Have you seen gossip girl me too
Honey gives it
I'm not gonna show my money, feel good though, I'll be honest, when you get some little warm?
He said you were very good, he said that was good, I was very good, I was good, I definitely need to um...
But you and I, you were great.
What do you think about him?
He needs work.
And what do you need?
If I need work you need fucking, you need...
I need a suite. I need a suite and a driver and a bomb security guard.
That's what happens when I'm in London. Really? You get torn by a bunch of kids.
Is that what it is? Is that what you like?
You're really modern-day Trevold.
Or you are, am I? You are. I am? You are.
Who are you then? I'm modern-day Chris Brown.
Nah. I would say you're more like a...
Wow
Hey, favorite of your chest?
Your bird chest
I don't even have a chest
You have a belly though
Yeah, exactly
I guess some people prefer that
Oh, your girlfriend?
She has no option
Should we ask her?
No, you're not going to talk to her
Exactly, that's what I thought
I will meet her
No, you won't
Yeah, that's very rude of you
Yo, what's up?
Oh my gosh, can I get a photo?
Yes you did!
I just happened to be riding this bike.
You can sit right there.
I'm off for a second.
Oh my.
Yo, yo, yo, come now, come now, come now.
I look right over there.
He lives over there.
Can I get a photo?
Yes, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Yes sir.
Good to see you bro.
How's it going?
You good?
Oh, she picked?
Oh wait, where's his home idea?
Can you take a photo please?
Hey, asking for a band.
I don't have a band.
I don't have any
As for a dollar
Oh true
What do you have? Do you have a dollar?
So scared of stuff
Not you
Can I get a phone?
My friend he's like
Here's inspiration
See
Does your friend want to be in a musical?
It's not, you get the perfect role model
Well, like like from one half of this girl. Yeah, how we doing?
God, it's like so we turn the volume up a notch here
Hey, I appreciate my mom's calling me. Hey safety first. Thank you for his brother safety first. Yes, sir. Take care
Take care, man. There you go. I took 20
the problem
YouTube roll
And then he went straight to his forwarded mom.
You ever pooped on the stream?
I think that sounds actually, yeah.
I mean, not like with me in the bathroom.
You drink your run hats?
Nah, I just kind of run to the bathroom with them, take over. What do you do?
I just chill.
Really? You ever had them with you in the bathroom or no?
One time.
Wait, one time?
Well, they didn't know.
Oh, it's because you wanted a little water?
I brought a whole, I brought a whole gallon, do you want some?
It's colder.
Check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check.
What the...
He squirted on you.
There you go.
Those three dollars for that.
Show them the city right now.
God damn it, what the my nose again.
Oh, I hate when that happens, bro.
Shit.
Y'all ever been to like the,
to what?
Yeah, ever been to like a,
oh god, it hurts.
Twice.
Is this what you do after soccer practice?
I mean, usually what I do is grab a Celsius.
Oh my god.
Just like this one.
And I'll drink it.
What do you do here?
A Lamborghini.
There's definitely more balls.
Or the ball was...
The bag was filled to the brim when we got here.
I think there's enough on that shit.
There was one in the tree.
We lost a couple?
We only needed them for the charity match.
Yeah, it was up in the tree.
What is that?
I lost.
There's socks in there.
Hi, excuse me, are you ready?
Are you ready?
So you're telling me right now that we're going to play in an R6 tournament, you're told, right?
No, I'm being serious. We're playing 2-1-1 with Senna.
Whoa!
Skash, come on, dude.
No, I saw where I was beating.
He just said we're playing 2...
I'm going to watch.
Oh yeah?
You're playing 2-1 when we're sitting there.
Come on dude, have a respect.
You haven't got a damn girlfriend, sketch.
Yeah I do.
Seriously.
I'll never meet her.
How about me and her right now?
What up, Louis?
You out different right now?
Huh?
You out different right now?
Yeah.
We got to be...
What are you thinking?
Are you cheering for the Simon?
He's on, he's on.
I am, yeah.
You better you say hello to us.
We get a rip.
Do you have blonde hair right now?
No.
Why do you do blonde hair, bro?
Yeah, I'll be honest.
I'll try to call you.
Yeah, I like that. I like the honesty, you know what I mean?
I'll be the boss. Appreciate it.
You'll play too?
Yeah.
I watched your garage streams.
That ass?
Yeah, I watched you when you were in Sweden.
Thank you, bro.
Hands up in the air.
Hot as hell, hot as hell.
This in the world right here on my lap.
The New Year's Eve stream.
Yeah, definitely.
I've seen it all happening.
You can call it a friend, bro.
Appreciate it.
Can I get a fake?
Yeah, let's do it.
I don't know if people just give me a floor, you know what?
Do you still end them with let it all work out?
Nah, not anymore, bro.
I know, I know, I know.
Let it all work out.
Wow.
Whole performance.
Also this is interesting for sure.
Good boy.
Yes, sir. Good to meet you, bro.
Yes, sir. Take care, bro.
Yes, sir.
You fuck with us, sir?
Yeah, also this is cool, bro. Hella cool.
Good luck.
Look!
Yes sir, it's me, job boy, take care of her, yeah?
It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me
Yeah, it's you
I'll put this on for you
Yeah
No
Yeah
Yo, schedule, let's get moving after this
Sir, yes, sir
At least I'm gonna take care of her, yeah?
Yeah
Yo, schedule, are you missing penalty for us as a kid right now?
I'm missing penalty
Yo, schedule, are you actually missing penalty for us as a kid right now?
I'm missing penalty
Thank you, God bless you
What?
You just missed the penalty as a kid
As tall as a ball most like bro. What do you do is good like
I said, can you give it can you give us some intel about like about Simon? Yeah
You think so yeah, any good gins Simon, okay, well your trouble was I'm only worried about Chris
That's it. That's what I'm worried about. What about what about me and Sophie?
Um, yeah, what were you about to tell me last year? You need to score last year?
I don't know with any. I don't remember. Wait, who scored last year? Do you remember?
Like, who scored on you? Hmm, there was a couple random shots that they got off.
Okay. Like who? Probably, I think Simon scored. Oh, he did score. Is Erica scored?
Please score, I think he just missed the penalty. Was that what it was?
Okay, Jake's a penalty. Someone found him. Okay, and he missed it, right?
We made it wait. He's saying Toby did score when you last year
I wasn't trying. I was letting catch up at 7-4. I
Know about voting up though. Oh god dang it. That's littering in Texas. Yeah, I'm picking up
I'm picking it up. I'm picking it up. Let's forward our fun. You get up
No, you're gonna do it on a gift arrival come back and my whole chance gonna go W's W's W's W's
How did he get out of here?
How did we get out of here?
Who's Rob?
Not you.
Oh, us.
Do you...
How do you ask your question?
Right now?
Not you.
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
What's the name?
Oh, I just forgot.
My bad.
It's Jinxie.
No, Jinxie's a clash between us.
I'll give you a hint, I was in before season 3 and he um...
I just...
Do you know what this is?
No, but I feel like I've seen you before in this game.
Yeah, here's the background of a kai-san hat one.
It's pretty big.
I'm really sure what that is.
What's your what's your what's yours do you know you know any say you guys
Speed test now car. I don't really watch streams though. Okay that's fine. Yeah, I don't need to watch streams. You know.
Yeah, right. I just want to take a picture cause I don't think my brother would leave me if I saw him.
You know that's cool. Yeah, he's the man. He's the man for sure. Yeah.
This guy's been uh, he's like,
He's like,
I was just asking,
What's up? How you doing?
Yeah, and I said,
What's his name?
You don't know my name.
I highly Albert Cox. I know your full name. God bless you, right?
Go to human say so what what are you talking about?
And I said that's okay like what like this check bro check it the fuck out here, bro
Yeah.
Um, it's uh, Mark.
Okay.
We're talking?
We're taking a picture?
Yes.
Oh my gosh, I need to plane.
Let's see.
Right here?
Yeah.
Okay.
Thank you.
There you go. Good to meet you.
Thank you. Nice to meet you.
Be safe.
Oh, that took two laxatives today.
I think we're going to shit my pants later.
You took laxatives and smoke?
Jesus.
What are you doing?
I'm going to get this.
Two.
Three full record reps.
I ate them four hours ago.
It feels like it.
What do you eat them today?
Oh technically you did.
I came at 10.30 and ate them in chain.
Have you ever like Lacey does, like he pre-fired some meals for the money?
No, I've never done that.
I don't believe it.
Have you ate today?
Yeah.
You know what I ate?
Of course you have.
You know what I ate?
Huh?
What'd you eat?
You used that feeling to never feel it again.
How about, I guess it's not smell like a Lamborghini?
Nah, it smells like your air fresheners right there. What is that? What's up air fresheners that?
Oh, I don't know. It kinda smells like a...
I kinda recognize it a little bit.
I guess you want to guide me after this or yes since like you know three doughnuts in the parking lot
Okay, I'll stick to the bottom of that. Oh
I'm so used to my car keepers in that place
Those are actually jumps jumps yeah
Huh?
Just some spins?
I guess it will spin.
Okay.
Oh, a little, okay, boys.
Oh, fuck.
Sketch.
Probably a right here.
A little righty.
Perfect.
And she's going straight, she's going straight.
You're good, you're fine.
Hello, hello.
Hello, woman, you're good.
You're all good to go.
So you noticed there was a woman.
I did indeed.
A little righty right here, Sketch.
Another right.
Another right, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
No, I'll ride again.
Right again, right here?
Yep.
And then I go straight, right?
Yeah.
Straight, I go right and then left?
Yes.
Okay, I'm going to do it right now.
I'm going to take you right and then left real quick.
Yep.
That's a right?
That's a right right there.
Perfect.
And then that's a left.
And then do a little, I'm going to do a little yui right here.
Okay.
I'm doing a little yui.
Let's wait, let's wait for the...
Let's wait for the stop sign
I'm going this little I'm taking this little u-turn. Yeah, and then what you do you turn back in back in
Back in and back in in
Do a little flip
And I'm gonna flip into our garage okay, okay, hold on hold on
we're gonna decide oh my god here we go parking inside and bang all right
perfect we made it boys one try we made it we made it we made it we made it
too much
I tell one oh
I
Tell all my holes
I need this!
I'm out of food.
You're out of food?
I'm out of food.
I'll get a doggy.
Here's the dog.
Don't want to meet him.
No you won't.
It's a pickle.
It's a pickle vicar.
Who's it on here?
I gotta be in.
No, you can't.
I'm going to meet him.
No, you can't.
Do not.
Go on.
Oh, scared.
You pissed me off.
This is a fucking euphoria.
Why does he sound like a little small?
Yo!
Why does somebody's camera move, bro?
They keep filming my butt in here.
What?
Hey! Hey! Look who made it! Both of us! Look who made it out of the-
Grab more, all of that right there. More, all of that right there.
Oh, damn. I told you, he's a lanky motherfucker.
I got a sketch no one's been able to grab it huh
he's got a roof it's like some sort of party trick you gotta be a judge
what I'm just very good I'm not gonna kick your feet out for anything so that's
that's the life what I did we heard the hang time there's a there was a
little hang time right there I be honest it wasn't bad skip into it yes
Okay, now I'll stay standing up one leg. That's what I do, you know what I mean? Like
All two down, all two hitters. There we go
Sit tight then, okay?
Three takes
That's all it takes. Am I right, Chad?
I do not have a kid bro. What's what's the kids name? What would you name your kid be honest?
No, we're pretty good ball out there
I'm kind of sweaty a little bit
Yo check you get some debit check. Can we get something here? We get some oh my god
I'm definitely in the chair right now. We're back. We are back indeed back in the house back in the house
We need the house. We do not need these minds. No
All right, we're just going with it now.
Okay, here we go.
All right.
Now, one thing I didn't know, Jack, one thing I didn't know was, um...
That skit has a fucking tournament.
Wait, it's a 2v1 and you're part of it.
So you just dragged me into a fucking R6 tournament where you know, got them, didn't want...
I don't be kidding.
They're dragging forwards because they're horny, everybody.
That's what the 4 means.
It's like my...
I don't play games.
You know that, right?
Watch.
They'll only get fired up for one thing.
Wait, do you play games?
What do you mean play games?
Do you want to play Spender Bottle or something?
No!
Have you played more six?
Look at the fours.
Two bad gamers make one person.
Where's game one switch?
That's a good thing, though.
I would have called myself a bad gamer.
I'm a good gamer.
Go for a reveal?
Nope.
Nope, someone said that in a chat.
I'm treating chat.
Where's your girlfriend?
Well, who's the last lady that you've talked to?
It's only one lady.
You're lying.
I'm not lying.
You're lying to that lady and us.
Why would I lie?
Money?
Thanks.
You for ya?
Thanks.
Yo what?
Didn't I just cancel on us?
No way.
What time is it?
No, I did not.
It starts in 15 minutes.
There's no way.
I'm gonna give her a little ring.
There's no way that they can't run on us.
I'm gonna give her a little ring.
She'll probably answer you.
I'm gonna need you to go.
Wow, if she doesn't answer that, I'm gonna give her a ring, alright?
Hey Marlin, you guys are on the way back.
We're back, actually!
You're back?
Yeah!
Oh, okay, well that's great!
Okay, we got a team call. Let's just put everybody away.
Hey, let's do a group call here.
Hey guys, hey!
Hey!
Yo!
Never late, always on time.
Always on time.
Just what we do.
Are you sketching?
Sketch, how's this working, bro?
You joining Zeta?
You Zeta, are you joining Jinx here?
I don't, it would do whatever.
All right, do you want to just,
I just call on Discord.
Y'all can't Discord yet, call, call, call.
All right, all right, hold on.
Better to talk to yourselves.
Wait till we're in a discord.
Oh, I better run this part of the segment.
This is my job.
You're getting so fucking job shit.
What the fuck must this be?
I don't know.
I don't know how to do it.
There we go, there we go.
Don't shun-
Do not shun that, Skash.
This is GC's-
Do not shun that.
This is not the right one.
I was not.
It's in a case on it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Skash, can you just leave my number?
No.
What?
I heard do not send that, do not send that.
No, no, no, no, what are these for?
I'm never sure you know them.
Roll sketch, you just want it to be done.
If you would, we'd do it like a Mr. B stream,
we'd make a lot of money off it.
You foolishly remember.
Are you serious?
Well, we got a sentence calling.
What the fuck is she doing?
The problem.
How did you get my budget out there?
No, I did not!
What did you say?
Is that a hybrid?
Hybrid?
The call in the room.
The speaker, speaker, speaker, speaker, speaker.
Speaker, speaker.
What is it?
I am a lion's mother. No, we're not
Hello, there we go. I am there's salt in my eyes. No, that's in the discord
There's a group I think I think it's this one this one Jason. I have eyes right there. You got to be right
No, no, I'm sorry. Are you sure? Oh?
We can hear oh
Yeah, I already have you added I already have you added it says we're new friends. Hello. Yo
No, okay. Are you ready?
So what is what do you mean for what?
week
My eyes are watering.
Okay, what do you mean? Did you drink sketch?
No, he was actually training like soccer to be fair.
Okay, okay, well, let me just, a random question sketch. Like, did you train at all for this?
Yes, I did.
When was the last time you were on seed sketch?
Legitimately.
I'm trying to turn it down, so often.
Yeah, I'm turning it off right now.
Is that high?
No, we're learning how to do two person streams.
What do you mean you're too close? You mean a collab? You're wanting to do a collab?
Whatever you want to do. You want to get fans with it?
You want to get fans with it? It's a collab.
It's two bros with one camera hanging out.
So, Steph, you and Marlon are going to be alternating crowds?
Yes, we are. Maybe.
Wait, hold on.
We should do a one-to-one.
Because I'm going to put it on two with Marlon. I'd rather end it. Marlon?
I'm not gonna lie, Marlin, you're probably the only person that is worse than...
Actually Marlin, I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna be the worst C-Spayer of all time.
I'm not the worst C-Spayer of all time, I'm just alternating!
I'm just alternating! I'm just alternating!
We're gonna alternate!
He thought we went zero in the tournament, he got zero kills in the tournament.
We're downloading everything that you told us to.
We're also downloading C's right now, it says 30 minutes left, so a little update is gonna be a little late.
Downloading the game. Yeah
It's time. It's Tom Clancy's brain goes six seeds. You'll be clear. Oh wait, you guys are downloading the game
It's currently at 21% right guys. Yep, 21% way through. Yep. Yep
You're downloading it's all good
So how long until the game is fully downloaded
It's fully down. It's fully down. You just got it was 20%
Yeah, hey, take it fucking joke. Take it joke over here. Take it joke. Seriously. Come on.
My fault. Oh yeah, it's my fault. You have to play with a tomato and a potato.
You know, you're not updating your game wouldn't surprise me. So it's not
really a great like, ah, just get in the lobby. How do I raise? I'm going to raise 112.
Who's ranked 112? Who's ranked 112?
Me.
You're level 112?
Yes.
What map do you guys want to lose on?
We're playing Oregon.
I don't know why you're saying what map do you want.
We're playing Oregon.
We're playing Oregon, Portland.
Oregon servers.
Oregon servers is more formal.
So, Marlin and Sketch are going to be alternating rounds.
Indeed.
the worst day of my life.
And we're playing like, it's not.
I said like, I sometimes do talk.
Every mouse speaker, we have no headphones, it's fine.
Sinna's fine, we got this phone.
Sinna.
Wait, you don't have any headphones?
No, indeed.
Sinna, we're better than you without headphones.
So Sketch, right now you have no headphones on and you're going to play Rainbow Six
Teeze.
Listen, if y'all don't calm down at the sass, me and Marlon are going to...
I don't like the attitude of this.
It's very hostile after like, real hostile right now.
So, y'all are playing the most sound dependent game in the world.
The game where sound means more than any other game, without a headset.
And I'm also blind, so add that to the list.
What do you mean you're blind?
You mean you're blind?
Hold on.
No, no, no, no.
Sina, what is your...
Who'd be connect by the way?
Sina, hold on.
I said no today, yeah.
Yo, Sina, is there only 1200 calories today because you're seem a little hungry?
You're fucking hungry.
All the calories I asked.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I seem a little fucking hungry.
Are you serious?
You should never be near any fucking video game in your life, there's no relationship right now.
Oh, that's funny, Jinxie, that's funny.
Marlon, I'm gonna be honest, you touch the controller should be like a war crime.
Marlon, I'm ready to joking, I think Helen Keller is better than you at Ringo 16.
Helen Keller would clear you in a lobby and there's no way she can't even fucking hear or see.
She's also an icon!
You're just a duster shit!
Skat, what's Ruby Connect?
What is it?
Please tell me.
Um, it's the same one as last time.
I don't have it added
because somebody hacked my account
unadded to a thousand people
than added to a thousand people.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Somebody hacked your account?
Yeah, don't hack my account
unadded to a thousand people
than added to a thousand people.
It's still launching.
It's like the most sick human ever.
And I did it taking like eight hours.
It's kind of a six-bug, I feel like.
Short story at a long time.
We're in the game.
You're not in the match!
How about we have you?
Why did you invite me?
I didn't go in the other day, so you invited me.
No, I genuinely don't understand how you can't answer the question.
Click the button!
What's your name?
What is your name?
My name is Sketch.
Thank you.
And Marla.
Let me do that sketch.
I was going to do that.
Everybody join this game.
Let me search it up! Oh! Oh! That's not you!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, streamin' streamin' streamin'
I'm so positive, guys. I'm glad it's gonna be good vibes. It's gonna be great vibes.
Okay, so we're actually gonna use, uh...
You know what, guys? I'll load up your streamin' and see if I can just guess what your name is.
Let me see.
Ubisoft Connect?
Ubisoft Connect, he's gonna... he's checking right now.
Then we go to Social Blades, Friend Request.
It's Sina Alt.
It's Sina Alt. That's his name.
Sina! We're friends in...
Right now!
Mullen! That's Sina Alt!
Oh my god.
You just sketched his name and shit all over!
Zidna has a burden!
Wonder is better than games of you!
And he can't fucking sit!
Stop fucking!
Don't worry, someone in my chat found it before sketching it.
I didn't know how that's possible.
Okay, are you ready for my name?
Uh, I just sent you a photograph by sketch.
Someone in my chat found it.
Yeah, that's my username on Twitter as well.
You said you could make fly.
Uh, can you invite that?
Can you see social?
I can't see so we try to find social center. Can you by saying McFly you might have mad?
We don't got any firm cause I don't think all right there. Yeah, what's your name? Geeksie. Oh
Underscore JC. We do not have that
I'm trying my game is like stuff
I'm about to ask you. Okay. If it's money, my name is the sketchbook. I'm gonna close my game of relaunching because I got stuff. Oh my God, yo.
Y'all sit up. This is worse than
Worse than you can get so we come in fresh off of soccer practice all sweaty and work out the short bus
We're down. You just sit there with your fucking
What do you have in front of you right now private like a little drink and little muckbang going on ready to get into a game
Huh? How about you? How about your focus? Really? How about you?
Really?
Oh, look, Cinemarlin.
You got that Trippie India coming up, don't you?
Don't you, Marlin?
What?
You said, what about her, Nina?
What?
I said, you got that Trippie India coming up.
Don't you, Marlin?
The Trippie India.
Oh, oh, oh, you're stuttering now.
You don't have that?
Yeah.
Uh, sketch.
It's the sketch reel.
OK.
I'm setting you a promo class.
Yes, it is.
I set you a promo class.
Abby back, and then join.
I'm gonna go, uh, pee.
I'm gonna try.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Sit down, Vincent!
Don't take us with you!
Sinner, why are you so angry?
I'm not.
I'm not gonna.
I'm gonna.
Let's all three, all three, all three.
We all on a fucking team.
We all on a team.
You know that, right?
You say we.
Why are you saying we?
Because it's three on one.
And it's three on one.
Three grades.
One person.
It's three on one.
OK.
I think everyone's in here except for setup.
We, as a team, as a collection, you know what I mean?
Like, we, as a collection, as a collection, cue the music.
Right.
So somehow this turned into, I mean, what is it?
A two and a half, B-1?
A two and a half, B-1.
Two and a half.
What do you mean by two and a half?
I'm not even sure that you're not.
Listen, you can't be perverted up in here.
Don't sit.
What, perverted?
She's being perverted.
No, you can't call me a pervert.
You were just hanging out on a,
first of all, Marlton was told yesterday
how he hangs out at high schools.
Let's talk about that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Listen, you can't, whoa, whoa, you can't just throw
that out there.
He's role-playing at high schools.
That's insane.
There's a difference here.
Role-playing at high schools.
Yes, he's practicing at high schools.
He's playing at high schools.
Okay, sorry, my fault.
He definitely hooks up with the highest.
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yo!
It's all technical.
Okay, can you re-send me invite again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I invited sketch, I invited setup, done.
You're still?
Great, I'm inviting setup three, two, one.
Now it's done.
Both invited, both invited.
Inevitable.
Ba da da.
Oh, I'm feeling what you're doing.
No, we're not, we're not.
Ba da da da.
Ba da da.
All right, I'm in.
All right, score prediction, guys.
I think it's gonna go. Remember, I can't shoot.
Am I in the game, or are we just
looking at two guys with guns?
Okay, wait, are we doing the map?
It's the house one, right?
It's gonna be another good fight, one more time.
Bazzara.
Stina, I think every map has a house.
No, no, no.
Organ.
You mean organ?
Yes, yes, yes, the house.
Yeah, okay.
Social.
We're friends, but the show is online.
Uh, sketch, I'm inviting you again here. Boom, invited.
W-w-w-what's this?
I'll do it, go back right there, right there.
I do want to let you know.
No, I accepted it.
There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, we made it, we made it.
Yeah, sit down, I'm not gonna lose.
Or three more.
Sit down, you're the one who thought I would lose this.
Just watch what happens.
Here's the thing though, I'm level 26, in the thing.
And I've got trained by a really good player.
Wait, you've actually been playing.
Oh my, I got level 26.
I said, I'm playing offline a lot.
I've been playing offline a lot.
You just got less than that.
I'm level 1400!
I just got it.
Hey, you guys are, win, win, let them all kill me.
You're not going to kill me.
Are we in the game?
You're talking about winning?
You all got a question?
You're not going to kill me.
You all got a question here.
Hey, hey, lower your cross roll.
Yeah.
Listen.
Let's go cross roll.
Oh, no.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
What do we go to here?
Is it 99 versus 1?
What is this?
It goes to 7.
How do I go to switch teams again?
Gixi, we're in the game.
Gixi, how do I switch?
It isn't show us. It's just a six.
Go to the bottom, click the play button.
Okay, okay.
There's going to be a button-bottom-button-button-button
to test which team. Whatever that is.
I'm not on PC.
Okay, hold on.
Are we in the game, Gixi?
Yes! Oh my God! Yes!
Why can't we see anything?
Okay, Gixi, I switch teams.
Alright, so guys, let me tell you how this is gonna go, guys.
What about the play button?
Oh, oh, Jinx, he can't shoot.
He's not gonna be able to win.
Guys, I'm gonna 7-0.
Please, guys.
Without shooting.
I'm gonna do 7-0 you without shooting a bullet.
I'm not kidding.
Keep that energy.
Keep that energy the rest of the day.
Oh, guys, like, this game, you don't need to shoot to win in this game.
Like, I'll show you.
You do not need to shoot.
No, it's just for you.
You look like I'll see the little eyes of you.
You're a little stressed.
You're joking.
I'm good.
I feel great.
Yes, every year.
Leave the winning to the side.
Just focus on getting it, young man.
Check, check, check.
The diamonds.
Guys, I level 1,400, bro.
I wasted my lead.
I level 1,200, so it's 100.
But spent probably four years of my human life on this game.
Should I close my chat or anything?
Wait, two kids, thorns.
What the fuck does that mean?
That's really the last scene.
No, there's no clue.
Marlott, Marlott, Marlott.
You can.
Is that?
Oh, we got to switch screens.
Okay, I'm not ready.
Is it middle or what is it?
Is it middle?
All right guys, you guys go on with the rules, Brett.
I'm not allowed to shoot.
Okay, not allowed to shoot.
It's first to seven or best to seven?
Yes.
I'll give you.
Oscar, you start.
You start.
Who's your favorite characters to play?
Just five or five.
I mean, I would probably be, uh, Sinetri.
Wait, why am I monoscoping?
More than, more than, more than, more than, more than.
What?
More than, that's not even a character.
Yes, it is.
Sinetri?
I just, I just read the name.
What are you?
No, he said Sinetri.
Sinetri, yeah.
All symmetry is over in school symmetries the maps are very simple. Yeah, that's why they that's why you
What
No, no, no, like that they're like
People
Be advised, A4 has found a bomb.
Ten seconds left.
Is this fine? You can use all the little drones you want.
Yeah, drill it around. Drill it around.
Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna be drilling.
Well, your camera's anywhere. It's not gonna save you.
I'm telling you right now.
A4 is located in a bomb.
So, Senator, you're actually confident you'll win?
I'm very confident of that.
Ask Marlon a question.
Marlon's here.
He's a freaking cool kid.
He's high school actor.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Wait, Marlon, you were a high school actor?
No, no, guys, no.
Can we just stop the high school music here, please?
I practiced at a high school basketball.
That was the once.
So let's see.
And then.
Muercan Verrazante!
Wait, just catch.
You don't have a headset right now?
Fuck your headset.
Do we go head to head?
Stop, Lisa.
How's it going?
Hi.
Are you sorry?
I said to be honest, can you see anything right now?
I can see everything.
What is it?
I didn't buy you that I didn't buy you know
You guys actually playing this kind of well yeah, we know her
Watch you from a tie don't get stunned. Tell me if you're stunned
I
Remember he knows sound cues
He's in the building want me one's enough what the fuck just happened
Holy shit, get down here.
Sina, keep shooting.
Shoot.
Nice.
Sina, you got a knife.
Sina, you ramjet you will pat me.
I got it.
Sina, as long as I got it, don't worry about it.
We're perfectly fine.
Oh yeah, don't worry.
Marlin's up and on the stage.
It's all good.
Okay.
Oh, that's awesome.
That's great.
I'm going to pick.
Sina, you actually played that kind of a game.
shot my game I'm actually like kind of a wow shot my game I'm surprised you even
knew what that is I'm trying to oh yeah don't worry game is hello wait who told
you about out of line I didn't know that I sketched it actually actually more
than did get it right enough get it right right sister I was actually gonna
I'm not even kidding.
Yeah, we knew that.
We knew that.
And you always eat now, right?
Don't you?
Always.
The match is going to be a little bit tricky, but I think attack is going to be easier.
This is where you can heal a setup.
But honestly, after how you guys played that round, I think you guys could get some rounds,
because you guys played that well.
Don't try to switch up now.
You said you were going to 7-0.
Yeah, don't take around.
Don't take around.
You know, Jeezy, you know, if we get one kill, it's over.
Yeah, you're going to take second right now.
You're going to take second.
One kill, it's over.
You said one kill, you'll be sober.
No, we're sober.
So, Marlon, you're on the sticks right now, Marlon.
Oh, that's awesome.
I'm going to sit right on the media.
Marlon, you've got it, right?
Yeah.
Hey, Shawty, chew down.
You just saw what he needed?
He didn't need.
You're on fucking cheating.
You're right.
You guys are off to a roaring start, Brown.
Don't get in your head.
You guys are doing good.
I'll learn, I'll learn.
Oh, does that mean you know we're lying?
All right.
Don't get 7-0! Don't get 7-0! I'm by guys without a bullet!
Wait, you don't have a bullet? You can't shoot?
I said that eight times! That changes how we would have played last round!
What?
Well, you have no bullets?
If I can save you, but did I not say I can't shoot?
I don't think I really think I really think so.
I'll put it open again now. Easy.
Sina, stay down. Stay down. I got you. I got you covered. Let me know more about it.
Oh that's awesome. Hey by the way, I don't know if he's upstairs. I was using my hands and it's all good
He's got to keep on the lookout. All right, good look out. You might be playing calf. Maybe yeah playing Camara. Good call
Thank you. Oh, you actually are. Yes. That was actually crazy. Stream sniping. Yeah
Oh, I swear. I'm not I just I get
Are you guys talking about ratchets, plant an abuser, plant this, yo, yo, Dizzy, how
about this, maybe you start finding us, since you're supposed to be the pro player here,
what's going on, huh?
I CAN'T SHOOT!
Are you fucking serious, why did you say that, let's go find him, let's go find
him, come on.
Invade sight of us! It's two guns against one! Where are you?
Sina, we're even looking right now, be honest.
Sina's looking.
Sina, where are you at?
That's what I'm saying.
Someone said, someone in the chat said they couldn't finish this.
I said this pop by itself.
How do you plant the bomb?
Me too.
How do you plant the bomb?
Wait, you have the diffuser!
I don't know if I do.
Come fucking to feels!
Shoot up you!
Oh!
Pull it up!
This is what I'm asking!
The downed and gifted!
Fucking go!
Are you worth it?
Jump into the fucking cave!
Let's go, baby!
See, it's not cave!
That's pulse!
No, I said you worth!
So you can't use it all at all!
Come on, Jack.
Stop doubting me, bro.
Bro, I- like,
Marlin, you're running around like a chicken with a chicken.
I don't care.
So much for my daughter, even though we're not as embarrassing.
That's embarrassing.
What?
No, listen, listen, listen.
What you did was so bad that it worked.
Listen, your teammate was in sight planting,
and you were running around.
We had to play.
I'm here.
Mr. Hads, Marlin, I'm here.
Come on, Sena.
Give me a shit, Sena.
Give me a shit.
We're all about it.
Oh, bro, I'm not going to object to the fact
that there's one room right now that you can stay.
I'm down this.
Yeah, it's pretty bad, Jinxie.
All right, all right.
That's actually mad, like, it's super bad.
I wonder what your sad things are right now
of you and your horrible play right now.
Hey, and she's like, what are you doing,
modern, what are you doing?
Hey. He's a, he's a room renowned actor.
Yeah, you gotta calm down, you gotta calm down.
Talk to him with respect.
Now I'm calm, I'm calm, I'm calm, I'm calm.
A little stressed, Jinxie, it's like,
I mean, if you lost this obviously to three people
you never play the game never ever even tried to play you try to yeah let me
super embarrassing we just play this game
so what's your most played game I would say like like that soccer soccer is
your most played games you ever heard of cooking mama cooking mama I have not
heard of that game that's your favorite game of all time today animal crossing
actually is also a big thing you have to break your way in
Oh, that was...
We shot that! We shot that!
Good, good, good. Stay solid.
You have been spotted by a hospital. Let's follow back.
He's on the roof! Sit up!
Yes!
Nice. You just missed that one.
Oh no.
Bro!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh my God! What did you even do? Oh my God! How did you stop? Bro! Did you start trying?
Did we start trying?
We're playing with an iPod. Holy shit. And we're playing on speakers. Jesus.
I'm not gonna lie. If you're losing to them, then yeah, they...
Wait, go leave, go leave. I mean, I wouldn't...
Was that like your last bullet in your chamber sketch?
Oh, the one that hit your forehead, yeah.
Okay, okay.
You had a hard target to miss.
Alright, mess with the bullet, get the horns. Here we go. Now we're going.
Well, it's at four that you have your horny.
But it's two to one, Jinxy. It's two to one.
Marlon, Marlon to save? You're actually pretty good.
Thank you, sir. I appreciate it.
I mean, you're better than Jinxy.
I got to save.
I'm not shooting, by the way. This is not me.
Yeah, but I mean, I'm not shooting!
Oh, this is one of the things where it's off stream?
I need to locate a bomb.
Off stream split?
Alright, here we go.
You know, sit on this same side.
I could use game recommendations to start playing since you're not going to this one.
Sit down, sit down, sit down! I don't need a game recommendation!
I'm going to win, sit down!
You're celebrating way too early!
You guys are celebrating so early!
You're going to win because she's a girl?
Well, you have a problem against girls?
That's not what I said!
I said you got to be shitting me.
It's not like what it sounds like.
It's 2026, and you have a problem with girls.
That's not what I said.
It's a little weird, Jinxie.
I mean, I don't know why you're thinking about that.
That's not what I said.
Like you just could have not done that personally.
No, that was pretty rude of you, Jinxie.
So now I'm with you.
I'm with you.
OK.
Jinxie's on the cameras thinking he's James Bond.
Oh, you're on this camera, Jinxie?
Nice! Nice!
Do you want that camera, Jixie? Is that your favorite camera?
That is his favorite camera.
Yeah, break that, break that.
Guys?
Okay, you ready to go first?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll just play this.
She's got a better hitbox.
What?!
We have been eliminated.
I told you, don't celebrate, Ernie!
Sit it has a big hit, Bob!
We have the band cap, we have the band cap, we have to, we have to, we have to.
Guys, let me give you a little pointer here.
Guys, if I see you on a camera, and then you enter that exact location and don't drone, I'm going to be there every single time.
I'm like a hog.
Y'all, listen to me.
I'm like a hog.
Please, please don't curse. We don't curse on the stream.
This is a family friendly stream. It's kind of weird that you're doing that.
Please no curse
Don't worry the only thing you did is tie the game
Yeah, but as I'm telling you like I'm gonna win because like I said you messed with the ball you get the horns now
I'm actually died from now. I'm locked in that that's
Yours to be the bull
Okay, are you the bull in this game? Yeah. Yeah, I'm kind of I'm kind of winning
I mean sort of it's time to do
Didn't you go post that we didn't play
Did he play?
Fuck!
What does she mean?
What do you mean yes sir?
Nothing happened yesterday. It's all day on.
What happened yesterday? Did he lose the game trees or what?
He lost the Muda actually.
Oh, so Jinx is a fake bro.
Yeah, yeah.
But leaving out important details to that, I lost the Muda and his professional teammate's point.
So I didn't just lose the Muda.
I would not have to put out the eyes of an animal to put out it!
When I 1v1 Mooda, I'd be in 7 to 2!
I'm hearing that, he's really stressed. Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm good. There's details that are important.
So you're not allowed to shoot anything?
This over clear.
Yeah, I'm not allowed to shoot.
That's so rude. We got this in the bag, didn't he?
That's so rude.
Okay, he's out of bag.
Seriously.
You must protect your mom.
You guys got in the bag. You guys got in the bag.
You probably should have clarified that rule.
Mooda, you would never beat me in a 1v1, though.
She already has beat you up on me one.
Muda has not beaten it over.
No he hasn't.
Check, let's just not stand too close, boys.
That's pretty sick, boy.
There you go.
Yeah, I'm just staying here, staying back.
Oh, what?
Hold on.
Nice smoke, Jackass.
Nice, Jinx.
We need to show yourself, Jinx.
Nice.
Yeah, yeah.
I have to.
Easy, it's over.
Sina, you fucking shot me!
I'm sorry, I was shooting his drone,
I was shooting his drone.
Sina!
I'm sorry!
Sina, what the fuck?
I'm sorry, that was my fault!
That's my fault!
Sina, we're getting flashed!
Do not let him kill me!
Shoot him!
Poor fat boss.
He's right in front of me.
Sina, come on, Sina!
Sina, show up!
Over here!
Yes!
No!
Yes!
Fuck off!
Stop it!
Sina, how do you know about Dodgy Gigs?
Sina!
How do you know about Dodgy Gigs?
There!
I learned to kick back!
Fuck you, go!
Good job, Sina!
Great job!
And then you're gonna do shit!
Sina, you know how Dodgy Gigs is?
What?
He's from around, right?
Yeah, but kinda, yeah, well played.
All right, all right.
Now I'm gonna go like full travel.
Oh, you said that to me while I was just being quiet.
Here he goes.
Fuck, stay.
Someone like forward, watch out, watch out.
OK, now you're trying to go full try hard?
No, yeah.
Now I'm going full try hard.
Like now I'm going full try hard, OK?
It's an interesting time to start playing, I guess.
Yeah, when you're down 3-2.
You're trying to order a form.
Jasey, have you ever thought about agreeing to do
tournaments at games that you're good at?
Yeah.
Senna, Senna, Senna.
I'm not shooting, Senna.
So now, I'm literally like, I'm like as nerfed as I can possibly be, and there's two of you.
You're nerfed.
Wait, why did we make that a rule?
You called me and said, oh, I didn't know you wanted to be five coppers.
Uh, uh, you obviously wanted to be two us.
And then I said, yeah, that's why I offered to not shoot a bullet.
And then you said, and I quote, this is what you always do.
You think you're good at games.
So now I'm not shooting.
And it's actually a closed game.
It's not a close game. It's 3-2.
Yeah.
That's literally the epitome of a close game.
It's upstairs. It's upstairs.
Can I give a recommendation? Can you see?
Maybe like, uh...
Yeah.
What is he? Is he a cavera?
Just a little stressed.
We're bedding cab after this game.
Five seconds to go.
What about relaxing a bit?
He's going to roam. He's going to roam.
Here we go. Sit upstairs. I already know it. I already know it.
Sit up, where are you?
Sit up, are you with me?
Are you with me?
Uh, yeah, just be careful.
You fucker! You're gonna sit there and hide by every fucking door!
Is that what you're doing, you fucker?
That doesn't make you better!
Sit up, where the fuck are you shooting?
Hey, how about you guys gonna...
What the fuck was that?
How about you guys use your drog?
How about you do that? It's upstairs.
He's up stairs, he's up stairs, all he does is camp, he's just hot, you're good, you're
good, you watch your corners.
He's scared, and for good reason.
He's also scared.
Come on, let's see it.
I'll be one. All you got to do is plant and that's it.
That's all I gotta do. Hey, don't worry, I'm gonna do it.
You said don't be skinny for a few years.
Or I gotta show you, which is gonna be really easy.
I hear your droning, Santa. That's a good improvement.
Are you giving tips now? Cause I wasn't really taking tips from the losing team.
You guys haven't droned me once. I keep just sniping you guys,
cause you guys mindlessly hopping barricades.
I said the last round, it's rolling before you enter.
What did Martin do that round?
Doesn't enter, gets nice to the face.
It's that simple.
It's not that simple.
Is it if you check for it to make sure that he's not in there?
Yes.
Careful, son, careful now.
Clear the corners.
Nice, nice. I like that. I like that.
Remember, you can be quiet.
Wait, you guys had the fucking diffuser.
He's got a knife shooting me in the fucking board.
Information like that, you probably shouldn't tell me because now I know you can't plan it.
And I know you have to leave the site now.
Oh shit.
Hey, well this isn't really my fault though.
You shouldn't tell me that information because now I know you have to leave the site, Tina.
And I know you have to waste my problem.
Who gives a shit, Jetsy?
You know what I mean?
Like, you shouldn't really announce that.
Right.
Run upstairs, you have to.
I mean, it would be a waste of time if I could, right?
To run upstairs and plant, it's your only option, you're not going to find me.
We're all good.
Push site, push site.
Ten seconds.
He doesn't know where you are.
You're a fucking hide-and-seeker.
Sit down. Come on.
Bro, sit down. We gotta win those. We gotta win those, sit down.
Okay.
Hey, you actually played that low-bone. You don't can be called and knew where I was because you called.
One way. One way.
No, I know, but I fucked my life, bro.
I ran out of time, so I panicked.
Sit down. I'm actually seeing, like, some, like, potential here in the ability usage.
Thank you.
Thank you. Appreciate it.
Uh, sketch. I'm seeing potential.
Thank you.
I'm seek potential. Oh, thank you twice. So thank you for recognizing that
Yeah, but you guys do need to drone though. You guys got a drone or else you're gonna keep losing bodies really
But it's like tied is this thing so it's like I
Don't know and you I mean your J.C. Obviously you won't be five copper. Yep. Yeah, I won't be five coppers before you
so like
I mean obviously you should play really good like you should have oh it's heaven
I don't know what she says you are gonna do what is she what is I said I was gonna
seven oh but you guys are better than I anticipated I'm gonna be honest I'm
gonna have to actually like dial in I mean obviously because you want to take
this is a joke right here pretty seriously yeah no I'm not gonna lose
if I lose I'm literally I'll never play this game again oh promise
You swear?
Yeah, your notes will never get to me again, bet.
Hey, time to reopen Clash Royale.
Buzze out.
Oh, God, it's fine.
Okay, you guys are actually trying so fucking hard.
Yeah, no, you guys are going thorn in Capman.
You guys should be disgusted with yourself.
Ha ha ha.
Because I can't even shoot the Capman.
I have to play the night thing.
I know what you said we would never play good,
so it's kind of on you.
Yeah, but you guys are going like cringy ass ops.
Oh, it's cringy ops.
They were the ops.
Yes!
I can't even shoot the cop gonna have to punch it!
Plane is someone of your own size!
Can you hear that movement?
I think that's you guys.
Mikasa!
Am I hearing a drone, Jinzi?
I'm gonna be out of I don't even have a drone near you right now. You're not here
Oh
City okay?
Oh the fuck?
Dammit!
How the fuck does that even work?
Spider-man is out of the game.
How does that even work?
No, no, that won't happen again. It won't happen again.
How does that even work?
So, Esfaan, Esfaan, Esfaan.
Should I even tell you guys how I'm inside or no?
He came up on the floor. He came up on the floor. I didn't reinforce it.
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
Okay, let's think here.
Ooh, I thought you got freaking a win. What happened?
Relax yourself.
Chattanooga, if I go echo, I'm going to be cooked.
I don't know what's going to work.
How long should we get a multiple cameras?
Multi-cam.
Why don't you go cheat?
I can't say what I want to say, because,
easy, remove your headset for like two seconds.
Alright, my headset is... I'm just gonna deafen.
Okay, guys?
Yeah.
Oh, I un-deafened.
Oh, okay, alright, alright.
We un-deafened too, we un-deafened too.
Great speech.
Wait, why did you guys deafen?
You guys deafen?
We can put it here in secrets.
We can put it in secrets.
Five seconds.
You get out smart if you can locate it.
Alright, here we go.
I know it's tag-linked.
He's going to hide it on the corners.
I'm not going to go in.
I'm not going to be aggressive.
Easy money here.
Send it where you're at.
What are you at?
Right here.
Yeah, I'm with you.
I'm with you.
So you're going to focus on what we're doing
and you do what you do
and then together it's us.
Uh-huh.
We're good here. We're good here.
Up.
All good, okay? We're going up.
Rivers.
How do I get down?
Like that?
You're a wrong diffuser.
Are you serious?
That's a fast way up.
For the...
Somebody fall off the river.
I mean, I'm pretty sure Jason is like, he knifed me. He knifed me.
What do you think of Torbi?
Thanks, and I think you're...
I'd like you outside
And how'd I get it here the same button here we go
He might be right here. Yeah, they go good. Good. Good. See if he's in there see if he's in there
What's it telling you son of
He's right behind that bed. He just ran. I knew it
Oh, you think you're slick?
Yo guys, I'm just letting y'all know.
I didn't go to the upstairs objective.
Just so you guys know.
What do you tell yourself?
What do you tell yourself and yourself, buddy?
What do you tell yourself and your best buddy?
Yeah, it's a cool story.
Bazzara.
Just fuck this.
What are you, are you cursing us?
Speak like a little boy.
Wait, how about you? How about you?
You guys, look.
You guys are attacking the wrong site right now.
There's three other sites I could be in.
You wanted to go to a different site?
Yep.
Jeezy, you know 1v1s are always on the third floor.
What the hell's going on?
Yeah, this isn't really a 1v1 sketch.
I can't shoot my gun and there's two of you.
Oh, so there's change of,
why don't you just make up rules?
So it's good, it's good.
All right.
Okay, so where did you move it to?
He's gonna be around one of these corners. I already know it. I already know it.
You guys are running out of time. I'm gonna say, y'all are running out of time! Right upstairs!
I said, I'll watch out. He might leave right there.
Yes. Perfect.
Yeah.
Would you like to move in?
Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
Park floor, house, water.
Yo, sit in here.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, how does it feel by just hiding?
How do you go into a winch, you see?
You like that?
You like that shit?
You guys can't find the sign.
Sit in, it's downstairs!
Where?
Five seconds.
Oh my God.
My God, there's no way to be...
Get downstairs and let's go to the floor.
That's fucking bullshit. That's fucking bullshit.
You want to get the cheap ones?
Oh, you're outside camp.
That's the twins, really, dude.
Me going downstairs is cheating.
Okay.
But I won't go downstairs again. I won't go downstairs again.
That is cheating.
I keep going up.
That is cheating.
All you gotta do is walk downstairs!
That's it. Yeah, we did. We did, but you're hiding.
You're hiding.
Listen, dude, you can go wherever you want, okay?
You gotta do it two more, that's it.
I mean, like Chad, if I go this, it's over.
Like, there's no way they win.
This can be fun too.
No, there's no way!
I'm gonna try this again.
Oh, what's that ever you do again?
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
You guys going upstairs?
Yes, because that's a part of the agreement for the gift that you're gonna give.
Let's guess you got this. Come on. You got this
Why don't you put a good thousand gifted
I never said that
This is a friendly challenge you guys thought you'd win. I told you you wouldn't win a thousand gifted
Oh, so we were friends really see friendly with how much we're yelling
this game it's not a walk at the barb I'm like a hard game and apparently
have to humble Muda too I don't know what's going on he has to humble entire
lobby Muda actually called you trash Muda got 7-2 the one time he wanted to
So if I trash, Muda is like the whole garbage can.
Yeah, but if you lose it.
Y'all have a rotation?
Yes.
Now that's, that's good C, 12-play guys.
So if he breaks through that, shoot him.
So who's Mira?
I'd like to have a word with you mate.
Careful boys, careful, careful.
You're not gonna make me.
Sounds like some tech gets illegal.
Easy, it's there.
It's there.
Bring us good coms, it's there, it's there.
Cache, cache.
We're good.
I hate that.
Right there, right there, right there.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, fuck sketch, fuck sketch!
I try, idiot!
You got scared? You got scared? I've never seen you before!
Are you stuck, Jigsie? You need a little help? Do you want me to open one of the doors for you?
Oh wow, I don't know what to do here, this is tricky.
Yeah, you don't have a gun, you're gonna get a reverie spot.
Where the fuck is he?
Why'd you shoot it out?
Sit down, doctor!
Sit down! Why'd you shoot it out?
Oh no.
Watch me, he's on site.
I'm so dead here.
He's bleeding.
Fuck! No!
Second barricade.
No, no, no, no, no.
Mission critical, bomb, defuser activated.
Get your marlin!
I go to the care center.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Now we're back close.
We just got a thousand packs for that one.
Alright guys, I'm gonna go upstairs.
I got you. Did you just fucking kill Suna?
I had to kill her.
How the fuck you like that?
It's only one person to show it. I like that. I like that a lot.
It's two of us.
They call us smart and smarter.
I like that.
I don't know what to do.
It's actually getting bad. It's getting bad. I don't know what to do.
We're about to tie it up.
Okay, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this.
Now we're going straight upstairs and we're fine.
It's really nice. Muda told me all your tricks, and he said that you always play like pretty the same every time, so they're really easy to read.
Muda's better PB. Where is this coming from?
Well, he be-
Muda PB went straight on his knee.
I step into it, Muda.
Hey, hey, hey.
Get into it with a dog bite, Joe!
Chill out, Joe, come on.
Come on, you're gonna want to do it with Gilberton on these.
Come on, Sam.
He made a little upset with the game.
I'm not upset.
Muda has impede me in a 1v1.
Do you guys know the sufferer?
You know the sufferer?
Yeah, he's from Tech of Clayton.
Yo, Jixi, you cannot go downstairs.
Is that clear?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
God, yes!
All right, so you're ready?
We were to walk to you yesterday.
Yep, we've sprained on his team!
Am I speaking in English or what?
Well, you were talking to us, or you were talking to him?
No, you're not.
I mean, you barely know how to speak English.
You say it's all right.
Yo, can you grab onto the fucking wrap or what the fuck it is?
Jesus!
I know he's going to be right in the room.
Yeah, shoot up a barricade.
You ready for cleaning and clearing the room?
Barra!
This is so dumb!
I read that guy, I read that guy.
He's there, he's in the room, he's in the room.
This is so dumb!
Hey, Trey!
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Reload that young stuff!
Hold hold on wait. I got to sit now. He can't go nowhere
He can't go nowhere. So now Travis is actually set up. Why did I meet the word?
Okay, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go back in with the camp to watch the peak
He's right there, he's right there where Mark out good call out tonight good call that
Let's say they go in first yeah offered a woman first come on
I'm going to the camera for one more time.
You see where is that? Any good comes?
You can push into this room. You can push into this room.
What a laugh.
You're good. You're good here. You're good here.
Not easy.
Activation is a very important start.
I don't even need that.
No, you didn't.
He's in the hole!
Oh! Good bomb. Good bomb, Mark.
Oh, you got hit by a gun.
Watch the quarters.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's not right there, he's not right there.
You have a thing too you can throw.
You have a what?
I hear him.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, he's like a fucking unit running through.
Do you guys even know that?
Push site together!
Can I walk on this? What the fuck is this right here?
What is that?
It's a bit of a farbwire.
Did it? How do I break it again?
You have 25 seconds!
Alright, we gotta go soon. We gotta go.
I'm fucking going. I'm fucking going.
What the fuck?!
Bro, I forgot I could call!
Bro, that's not a real life!
Come on, I totally forgot!
That's not a real life!
Our ass is 100 times!
Sketch, what do you mean that's not a real life?
What do you mean, you don't, you're not stabbing us from that distance.
What?
Dude, I walked right on top of him, you got it.
You did not walk right on top of us, we were a barbed wire, and you walked around it.
Alright, one more round.
Holy fuck, I fucking sold.
All right, what should I go last chat? What should I go last?
This can be fine. You're gonna be playing another round. No kids. It's wraps and wraps. This can be fine. Come on, chat.
Come back season.
Let's try this. Let's try this.
Climb back. Sketch. Sketch, we cannot let this happen. Wait a second. What level are you again, you see? Huh?
What level are you again?
1,400. What level is it?
Just kind of weird that you decided to do attorney with people that never play the games
And watch watch watch watch any next turn me throws you get a draft first you
Nope, I wouldn't do that
All right guys you guys have one more round
You don't need a bomb because I'm...
You don't need a bomb.
Alright, technically I'm not shooting.
I'm not shooting.
What do you mean technically you're not shooting?
You'll see.
You're not...
One on one.
No fusing does not count.
Technically I'm not shooting, so...
Rules have been followed.
Okay, you're fusing.
Bazaar
It definitely should be far far right now if I didn't cheat and move and stuff, but you know, it's whatever
Yo skis that's you
That is bullshit, Jeezy! You know that's bullshit!
What? What do you do?
He's got a shield! He's got a shield!
I'm not shooting! I'm not shooting, son!
I mean, we didn't say no shield!
Alright, Senna, go back. Hold me one.
Oh, no.
You can shoot me, Senna. That'll work. That'll work.
He's behind you!
I see. Okay, Jinxie.
This is going to be interesting. You're keeping your distance. Not playing horrible.
Jinxie, are you breaking in?
Everything's going to be alright. It's just the end of the game.
Jinxie?
Watch out for the fuse. He's coming through the door. Watch the door.
Jinxie?
He's coming from this side.
She's dead.
Oh my god you almost died from the fucking...
Missy!
Missy Kongs!
Where are you?
Let me tell you where I am!
Yes!
I mean, if you could just give me, like, a clue.
We'd be great.
Yup, there he is!
Yup, that's all you sinner.
Keep pulling!
That's all you sinner!
Oh, you're back.
You're so scary.
Madame, you're back.
You're so scary.
76?
Oh.
Oh, my god!
I got him!
Oh, my god!
I got him!
I was going to get him.
All right, now you're dead.
Now you're dead.
He's watching the site.
now you are dead
YES!
I should have laid under, I should have laid under
That's what I like!
You clean it! Sit up!
No, sit up
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm trying to get a chance
I'm trying to get my accident
What? Sit up! You got me fucking faking dick there!
I'm good, I'm good
I should have laid under the window and then if she
outside was dead.
Oh, yeah, I didn't think about it though.
What operator was that by the way?
Just like a note for future?
Fuse, fuse, fuse, fuse, fuse.
OK, thank you.
Chad, why don't you shut up right now?
It's actually kind of close game here.
The way in is good here, huh?
I would say, what are you doing?
Okay, Marlon, sketch. Remember the thing I told you before? It's the same as this one.
What is it?
The thing I, what he deafens...
Let me think, let me think, let me think.
The fuck, Jack?
What do you have to think about, JC? I thought you were a 7-0.
I'm not seeing an 0 and 7 on this one.
Yeah, I don't see an 0 and 7 at all either.
He loves to do it. He loves to grit.
That's what we do.
Does that sometime in your time?
We lock up all the grits, huh?
Jesus. Jesus.
Jesus, where?
Black beard.
Oh, it's Jesus.
Like, with the G.
Like you're saying, Jesus.
Yeah, Jesus.
I'll just straddle my chat a little bit.
You were, oh, you were strategizing.
Bamo, bamo, bamo.
Who you being that's illegal?
I'm not doing anything illegal.
This is all, all legal.
I think I'm gonna stand up.
Sit and join upstairs first.
I'm impressed with you guys.
You guys are playing trap operators and you're actually like keeping your distance.
You guys play good.
I need to locate a bomb.
Can't stand up.
I'm gonna stand up.
Just playing better than I thought you'd play.
I'm going to end the game now.
Now where did you put the bomb fight?
I said up, we're going up. I'm not going down again.
We already said that. That should be a wipe on one of the rounds.
You guys never said that.
You guys are like GC standard rules.
Bro, my rules are not upstairs only my rules are anything to complication, I think it is it.
Fuck you guys.
So we have no decision on the rules?
I'm not saying you have no decision, I'm just saying that wasn't a rule.
Yo, I don't have to move right here, to wrap it right, I'll be honest.
Like if you guys would have said to only go upstairs I would have like did that, but you didn't say that.
Win the game!
Oh oh oh oh!
Your fate ends tonight!
Your fate ends in this round right here!
Wait uh, oh no no we're good.
We're pushing.
What you got to do is get inside your plan.
That's it, get inside your plan.
Sydney, you got to lead the charge faster.
Uh, can do that, don't worry about it.
You got two minutes, I fall into your leader,
I fall into your leader, and Jason if you're downstairs,
this is not count, I just want to tell you that right now.
Okay, so we're making rules that if he's downstairs,
okay, hold on, guys, we need to do that cause.
No, no, no, I'm not, I'm saying the site can only,
oh my God, I can be anywhere,
but the site is only upstairs for now.
Still no, we gotta push this, bro.
I can be anywhere, though.
Just running, everyone.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh oh oh oh.
Is he gonna protect him? Let him play somewhere.
I am, I am, I am.
Keep an eye on him though.
Jesus!
What the fuck was that?
That's cheating!
Yo, what the fuck was that?
That is beyond cheating!
That's not what he said!
That's freaking cheating!
Wow!
That is so cheating!
The rules were I can't shoot.
That was the rules.
He said not.
He said.
But if yous are a liar, you're a liar.
Okay, so now you see the rules were I can't shoot.
Am I crazy?
Yes you are.
No, no, no, that's what you want to do.
Now you should have stuck, you should have stuck the planet.
Now you're cardigan. Sounds like a ploy.
Hey, Gigi's guys, nice play with y'all.
Gigi, you know the rules.
We had one rule set tonight.
I can't shoot.
That's all your rules.
That's the same thing as shooting right there.
It is.
Wow.
Because it is a weapon.
It is a weapon.
a weapon. Sit down, whatever you do, don't be scared. You got scared, sit down, you got
scared. Sit down, fireman! Move!
Sit down, keep getting scared, just plant, just plant, don't be scared, don't be scared.
Just plant. You'll win, you'll win, trust me.
I'm not scared at all, I'm not scared. I don't know, you could have won.
Ten seconds left.
No!
We're eliminated all friendly.
That's bullshit!
What is bullshit about it?
You said that exactly!
No, I said, I didn't say that.
I didn't order a farm to cheat on you.
I said I'm not gonna shoot.
That's what I said.
No, run and clip back.
He's in a knife hole.
Run and clip back.
Can we get a clip service in here?
Okay, okay, Jinxie?
GG's guys.
I'm not going to say that, doesn't care, but if you want to run it back, we won't be a problem.
Guys, I won, I won. I have to humble Muda now, but, you know, like, GG's though.
Thank you so much, Jinxie, that was awesome.
Here's the thing though, you could have gotten 0-7, but you did it, so like, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, you guys are better than I thought. I mean, like, you were dodging jinx and shit, I was actually kind of surprised.
Oh, you guys played well. You guys going cap cam, thorn, you guys being like, as-prim just possible.
How would you destroy our thorns?
I just avoided them everywhere. I didn't go and don't...
I think that's why I'm...
I'm adding Mooda to this call so he can talk shit to you.
If I need to hear who you say you're gonna play.
Mooda, Mooda, if you're watching, pick up please.
Not fucking assed games, though, okay?
No, no, no, it's fine. Okay.
To be fair, sketch, Marlin?
Both of you are... I got three of the kills you got too.
We didn't do bad.
That's not bad.
That's not even bad, Chad. I gotta kill him, Jinxy. That's insane. I never even touched control of my life.
Yeah, but, Marlon, the... Okay, you didn't get a kill, I guess.
I mean, indeed.
I don't really think you ever said the rules in which you weren't gonna use a gun.
Alright.
Yo.
Yo, Muda, what happened, brother? I'm the coach of...
Did they make you proud?
Sina, how the fuck did everything I tell you go out through one ear and out the other?
How? You lost to Jinxie with just a fucking knife and does Marlon even know how to pick up a fucking controller? Marlon?
No, he does not know. He doesn't.
Marlon, have you ever- Marlon, have you ever picked up a controller and you're fucking 20-something years of fucking-
Yes I have! I just killed Jinxie.
All you do is pick up Marlon.
Is all you do is pick up Marlon.
I actually think that if it was just me and Sketch, Marlon, no offense, you're great, but if it was just me and Sketch I think that we would have won.
What if we 2v2, Muda?
Like you could either get on a team with Sketch or Synna
and I could either get on a team with Sketch or Synna and we 2v2
and see who a better leader is on their teammate.
OK, I'm done.
So Synna, let's go!
You guys put it on!
OK, OK, OK.
You want to put it on it?
Yeah, let me go for you.
Let me go for you.
We're putting stuff on now.
Muda, Muda, Muda.
Muda, I'm telling you.
And I shut the fuck up.
It was some psychological fucking poor thing.
Muda, Muda, Muda.
And, and, and you just did a marlin stream like 2 days ago, so if anything you should have a good chemistry with them, you should have both ass, yo, mom.
Is there anything you do, all of them like play basketball and be 6'9", like, have you never put them in control of your fucking life?
Yo, Mura!
I had this big head, he said.
I saw you in those days, you motherfucker!
What did you do on your free time while you were growing up? You never played video games?
Yo, maybe step outside, shot an old basketball, moved my body around.
Are you soccer?
He became 6'3", with 8% body fat, and that's all he knows how to do, that's it.
Like, oh my god, bro.
That's your goal, too.
Are you going to school?
Marley, can you at least tell me where you get at school?
No, okay.
Don't laugh too hard, because you said you weren't good at school, you know
what I mean?
I wasn't, but at least when I played video games, like, fuck.
Are you 6'3'?
No, I'm 6'4'.
I'm 6'4'.
Six foot yeah, okay. Yeah
Marlin might maw but like when it comes to video like I believe everyone should know how to play video games, bro
Everybody you know everybody should not think I'm sorry
Marlin shut the fuck up
He was he can try you him
He's America's golden child and he's not even from here. Thank you
Muda, wait, so I think your teammates in my opinion should pull
I'm not gonna buy that's a good team, bro. Yeah, that's a good team. That's a coachable
That would take said a hundred percent, bro. Oh
Slow your rose mood
You know but up to
So, why don't we just flip a coin and then whoever wins gets to pick their teammate?
You guys I know you low key know that sin is better because I know you're smart. I'm not stupid
I know you think
Wait mood up
We just know that okay heads heads heads heads heads tails and
All right. Hey Bernard flip a coin has a test
Let's do this
His heads
We could you pick tails why I think heads what a bunch of I've never worn a coin flip with Bernard
I'm not kidding. Okay, mood up. Who do you want?
Well, I would have I would pick a hundred percent, you know, I
Mean so my team made a sketch slash Marvel. Yes
Yes, it is indeed.
Yes, yes, very important to slash there.
It's very important to slash there, okay?
Because Molly doesn't know how to do anything other than fucking shoot a basketball.
Yeah!
Shut up!
He's an international soccer star!
That was definitely a good one, it was.
Look, bro, look.
Okay, okay, okay.
Can we do like a different map, or do you want to do...
Organs.
This is, you literally direct the entire show.
We can do it.
Three blind mice, what did you say, sketch?
You direct the show, you have three brought
the blind mice following you.
All right, let's go, let's do Oregon.
I'm gonna invite, so wait, my teammate is,
so I get, okay, so it alternates every round.
All right, all right.
Jaxie, can you just lead us to this victory, man?
Lead us, so let's check it, Marlon's eating the data.
Okay, so you and I, me and you are on a team, right?
Yeah, but Marlon, you gotta like, listen!
Yeah, yeah, like his bowl, I'm not gonna,
I'm not gonna, I'll do it because
you actually know how to listen to it.
Sketch, to be honest.
I do listen!
Sketch, you do listen.
You know what? You do listen.
Sketch, you don't listen.
Because we won't listen to it.
No, you'll turn it up.
Because during the rocker league, he took his headphones off because he didn't want
to listen to Jinxie.
No, no, Mooda, Sketch will listen to you.
He won't listen to me.
He'll intentionally not listen to me.
That's because...
I don't know.
Because I'm not lying.
Sketch, he'll listen to the ballerates right away.
He has a lot of brain power, Mooda does.
Jinxie, I know you're crying.
Sketch, you're the better teacher.
You're Jinxie, to be honest.
You!
I mean, what the fuck is this shit?
Bro, sketch!
I can't teach you if you take off your headset every time I say a word!
Okay, alright.
How many times do you show your nipples this stream?
Alright, okay.
How about this?
We listen, you lead, we win.
Simple.
Yeah, simple.
Just listen, guys.
Alright.
Just listen, please.
Alright.
And Muda, don't worry.
I am listening.
Oh, God.
Okay, back, back, back.
You're a terrible coach, didn't see, ah, go fuck yourself, dude.
I'm not a terrible coach, bro.
Yo, uh, what's your name, Jack?
Jack Frost, indeed, with a big nose.
That is big, that is big nose, don't you like?
A nose, a tip.
What's your name?
Wait, how does Marlin not have a big nose?
But what the fuck?
Sino, what are you telling Marlin?
What do you mean?
But you're the only one that's ever told me about Marlin.
He told me a lot of things.
What do you mean?
Hey you have a big nose?
You have a big nose?
Yeah?
You have a big nose?
Thank you, Jigsie.
For the average human.
Yeah, for taking the law of averages.
Yeah, it's like, yeah.
Little big nose, little big nose.
I don't know who told you that.
Master Jack's not online, bro.
Are you yanking my chain here?
No, no, I'm not yanking your chain.
Last time, I was online.
that was insane bro so here it's all about if you sketch I'm out of here I'm
sending a photo of the group chat by the way if anybody wants it's unedited what
no if it's this is it the fucking wait that he's not edited that that's not a
Yeah, I'm in it, isn't it crazy?
What is this?
That's the picture?
This is the picture!
This is litter mothin'!
I swear on my life, I haven't been able to edit it!
Mooda, what the fuck?
Mooda, I actually don't think that edited it!
That looks raw!
That's not a bit of a lie!
That looks real, bro!
That's fucking Flint Lockwood!
That's not me!
That is the nice fits of good-sized nose!
Say some fucking ear for the rest of us, eh?
Exactly!
Oh, really?
Really?
My chat earlier they were asking for
All right, yo
Oh my god, we're gonna throw this JC 100 little hundo bro
I don't know if I want to bet on this bro. I have more than my team brother. Hey sketch
I'm gonna be honest, bro. I don't even
You play games like it hurts.
I'm not explaining it like, well, that's what I'm saying.
But when you're walking around and it's painful.
Did you see how much more peaceful it is?
Oh my god, it was definitely.
That was like feeling full.
Oh my god.
That was just like going to, it's like being in a resort.
Wow, that feels so good.
Is that not insane?
Jesus.
Give it back!
Oh my god.
But he beat you in FIFA?
Yes, that's his main game!
Marlin.
What?
What's your main game?
What's your main game, Nysina?
What is it?
Who's to be later?
I'm the ring and I'm the player.
Tell me who likes to albin or anything like that.
It's not a game for both of you.
Jixi, why don't we just do a 2v2 against Belman? I'm on your team.
Yeah, that's fair.
That's fair.
It's like coughing baby versus atomic bomb.
Hey, Master Jack, easy forward.
Are you talking to us?
Hey, Sketch, I invited you eight minutes ago, by the way.
We're going to make a video talking about this game.
We might have to shut shut down this entire fucking rainbow six and just to join what you
ain't Jesus now we're in and now and now we're just you're in you're in we are in
jimsy bigsy do you want that you weren't sitting on jimsy because I feel like it's unfair
because I'm already better than you already know one of you want so I feel like it's
never been better than you know what you're so good switch what she means yeah you get
Marlon Brown you know you play games like it hurts
I'm gonna click the shuffle button until it gives us the team okay we did what do you mean wait a game
You said you saw that?
Give me sit out down a little on you get there. Yeah
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Am I really that good at the game?
Is that really about that?
That Marlin is an abomination to gaming!
He is an abomination to video games!
Okay, you know what? Listen, I'm down to have Marlin. I'm down to have Marlin.
That's long and there's no gift on.
Alright, fine. No gift.
The public sketch also plays a little bit more than me.
So yeah, I feel like he can play.
We'll be good.
Ladies, should I put 100 on it?
So who's the team?
Your teammates mood up, bro.
I think we don't worry. I will let you know.
Are we all shooting?
Let's fucking go, Jinx.
You said you think we're pretty sick.
I'm gonna be honest, it can't physically get any worse than Marlon.
So I think...
Let me know! One more time!
Jinx, everybody, one more time!
Marlon, Marlon, Marlon!
You are the worst video game player of all time!
Are they doing shotguns?
You're making me? Yes!
What long have you been doing shotguns?
What long?
I'm doing the stomach, bro.
Uh, calm down.
That operator is great. You can play that out long enough.
I play her. I play her.
What?
What character do you play, Sketch?
I play a plethora of them.
But sometimes Wonder Woman.
Oh Jesus.
So Muda, 100 gifted, 100 gifted, right?
Why?
Hold on, hold on, can I get on the alto when I'm 100 gifted too?
Okay, 500 gifted, 100, ah, no, you just literally
No, no, no, I'm 100 gifted!
No, no, I'm 100 gifted!
What, what, I thought you won yesterday, Muda?
I was down for 100 gifted, but now I'm
Jesus Christ, you won yesterday, but holy fuck!
I live up there, I'm just 100 gifted guys,
but I'm 100 gifted, yeah, but the difference with
telling you what to do, Muda,
he's telling you where we are, telling you what to do.
Buddy! Muda! You'll never be Muda 1v1! As long as you play this game, you'll never be better than me, Muda!
I'll never, no, no, no, I won't claim that, I won't claim that 1v1 to you. I promise, I will.
So that just playing out a little bit...
I'm just getting out of this show in a fucking game!
Ravages have knocked in him! What's up, bro?
Good shit! I've already seen the vision.
Pre-surveillance on bombs, up or had to diffuser.
You think he ready?
Alright, so no gifted, right? No gifted, alright?
No! Never open!
Just for fun, it's fine!
For fun, fine, fine, fine.
You're lucky, bro, because I wanted money on the line.
I mean, you're lucky, because I was-
I was- I was gonna go for someone.
But if you're too scared, Mudo, like, it's fine.
Good round, guys.
Uh, for Mudo-
Is your nose always stuffier, no?
One of these ones-
WAAAHHHHHH!
LET'S SHUT!
RUN YOU KIDDING!
KIDDING KIDDING!
I bought him!
Let's get his bottom.
SINNIPI'S ONE!
You gotta just kill Grooney, it's a one-man sketch.
I just get thrown.
If you breathe on our Grooney's eardrums, she'll die.
Sit up, you got this.
Sit outside, you can live here.
Here, here, here, sit up, sit up, sit up, sit up, sit up.
Yeah, okay, hold on, I'm trying to do.
He's walking at you.
Sketch is walking at you.
It's sketch, freak out.
Dude, you're gonna be okay.
Thank you, thanks for doing it.
I'm gonna get the right guy.
Hold on, I'm gonna get the right guy.
J.C. Dixie, how much are you getting through here?
All you're gonna do is just play whatever I'm gonna play. Just play confident. That's it. I don't even know who my team it is
Yo, I'm only you have more than now. You have more than I forgot
Did you forget about my
Go booty
I'm all about the mother mother won't like we need a witness. Let's get it
Come on, I'll follow you.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Your favorite operator to play, Marlon?
He doesn't know. Sit up. He doesn't know.
He doesn't know what to play.
Marlon, Marlon, Marlon, Marlon.
He said his favorite operator was Synertery. That's not real.
Everybody's a lot of wrong in his lobby.
Exactly.
Loud equals right, right?
Loud equals funny.
Operating selection is actually good right now.
It's actually good.
Yes, thank you.
Or they call me
What me
We said it never wear a capes okay never very bad. Oh, sorry. Sorry. No, you're good here. It's just learning experience
It makes it out of easy
Take it once I let me clear everything with a joint. You're good. You're good. You're good
It's close. It's close character. Okay. What's that?
Get out, get out, get out.
Mooda, just coach Martin. Get Martin in the building.
Mooda, just get Martin in the building. You got it, Mooda.
How to get there, right?
Just get Martin in the building, Mooda.
He is in the building. He's actually in the garage.
Indeed. Why would you snitch on this?
Mooda, you obviously know how to get inside, right?
Hold the back, Mooda. Hold the back, Mooda.
Sit down. I'm making rotations, so I make sight easier.
I got you. I got you. I got you.
I got you underneath.
I got you.
It makes it to her side.
It's easier for us to walk around.
Bind us, bind us, bind us.
Oh no! Bind us! Bind us!
She's peeking both sides of the book bed.
Bind us both sides. Both sides.
Okay.
It's in a good shit. Good shit.
No, no, you got him down, you got him down.
I just finished him.
Ooh, what?
No, you killed him, you killed him.
Oh, I have that freaking D smoke.
Demos, just hide in the corner. You're good.
Okay.
Guess the plan, remember.
Come on, Muda.
It's been a literally decided in the corner. Guess the plan.
What the fuck is he saying?
Who's behind us, right, Marlon?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, no, come on.
Trust me, I'm not scared.
So, maybe come here, maybe, if you can.
Like, if you can get close to the door, back and do your thing, dude.
The diffuser has been secured.
Mooda, you're moving like a LeBron.
Mooda, right there.
That's it, that's it. That's easy kill.
That's easy, Mooda. That's easy for you.
You're better at jinxing.
Stay right there.
You're way better.
You scared, Mooda?
Watch that, Senator.
15 seconds.
Staking, staking.
10 seconds remaining.
Push and set a function for survive.
Oh!
There we go.
Perfectly late today.
I was a knee shield. I was acting as a knee shield.
So Senator, in that scenario, he has to play?
I think he should be fucked.
I know the bed. Listen, I know the bed, I know the bed.
I know it's a bad. I know it's a bad.
So I just had the meat shielding.
It's not even a meat shield. It's like...
It's all in here, right?
Okay, so...
So he has to ban the...
He has to ban the...
He has to ban the skidder.
Great ban.
Okay.
That's actually a great ban.
More than that, that's not your fault, bro.
You died to a trap, bro.
Yeah, you made a wrong fault.
I was trying to follow you to the lead, but it's not for us.
Wait, so Sidney, how did you kill him? Did he hit the cap can trap? Yeah?
Yeah, he did, and then I shot him. Oh, I thought that was you that took him down, so then, yeah.
No, no, Sidney, you got a full kill. I didn't even get a set of you full kill.
Oh, yeah, so he walked into my cap can.
Yeah, I don't like these cards, but I don't know how I can hear you guys. I need more than my own cards.
I need more than my own cards.
Okay, do you want to do separate cards?
Not so fricking, actually.
All right, you know what?
Do you want to? Do you want to? We're not scared of you!
No, no, no. I like to infiltrate your column sometimes. That shouldn't matter.
Okay, so you want to hear yourself losing?
No, no, I want to hear when you say,
Instead of company, instead of company, instead of company.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to do.
With a K to cure the air, I need the bomb.
No, no, no. Re-enforce the same shit you just reinforced.
My strategy with Capcan all the time is I don't know how to play,
so I put the bombs in random places and people don't expect them and then they die.
No, that's fine. Captain's probably the best hop a new player can play, so let's get pretty good.
That's what my dad plays. He just plays captain.
10 seconds.
He gets a bunch of free-sets.
He gets me a few more sets.
He gets me a four and a three.
5 seconds.
Well, he seems good too. Don't get me too good too.
Like, don't get me too good.
No, no, no. He's off to the game.
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch.
You think he's gotta get nerfed, right?
You're bomb.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know that, but he's what?
He's still a piece of shit.
Is he gonna get nerfed?
I think that's a piece of shit.
Oh my god, I'm right! We know she is gonna get her!
How do you know that?!
Uh, I've played online, I've tried to learn!
BOSS?! No, yeah, Doku is getting nerfed! I can't believe you know that!
Yeah, she's like...
Now when you call, it calls everybody, but...
Yo, yo, I didn't know this was a fucking YAPITZON, bro!
I'm sorry, you said you wanted to be an updateist!
I'm the updateist directional!
Yeah, what am I trying to do?
So, I'm trying to learn all the steps I just keep going, and ask them to do stuff.
Yeah, I actually forgot about that.
Come on, boys. Let's get him in. Make it two one here. Let's get it.
Hey, I'm gonna...
What time is it, sir?
One phone call.
I'm going to go get my coffee.
Sit and catch your dog for a coffee can.
You said what?
You said I could be coffee can.
I got to wait.
I'll move it.
Where the fuck are you?
Hey, here we go.
Give another one, right?
I'm doing it now.
We use both of them. Oh oh oh.
You know where he is right now?
He's right like uh...
Where are you sketch? Give me a call.
I have a drone there that you can see.
It's like in that room where you go in the window?
You're like right behind that barbed wire.
We're gonna have to come for sketch.
Stay in the corner and just don't move.
And hold that. Yes hold it. You're holding.
hold it he's on my back he's in where you were okay if you peek around that wall
he's right on the other side of that wall that you're on so if don't turn that
part of his way now wait for a plant sound
No, that's not what we're better than my friends.
I would have liked a bridge.
I would have liked an art.
I don't even know if it matters really.
I can span like this?
No, no, no, no.
You can span that.
Oh wait, yeah, you're right.
He's just going to span that.
What?
Fuck you, fuck you.
Marlin!
Fuck!
What did I do?
Marlin, did you get a lesion?
Marlin, you were supposed to pull Marlin wide.
What are you doing? I'm gonna start again!
I'm gonna take a second job on the big!
You just made this so much harder for no reason.
No, this is great. This is great.
What are you doing?
That's good cons.
Bro, I love how there's just four cameras on by fucking streaming.
like what do you do this for this for cameras wait who's wearing a helmet who
has a helmet on it's his daytime one it's daytime relax yourself it's his
daytime one come on Marlon this is every day Marlon you have a daytime helmet
I didn't mean yes he does I gotta protect the beautiful skull that's called
what for my face first face he's a music musical star thank you he's a
Troy Bolton of our era!
What? You're a musician?
Oh, wow, you are a musician!
No, he's a musical...
He's a dumb fucking nerd on the truth.
He... he... he gets a...
Okay.
He's got erections of musicals.
All right, no, no, I do not.
No, I do not.
He had to fake an erection for a musical.
No, I did not.
Oh, god.
Who's real?
Luna, that's your teammate.
I'm Luna, come on, let's go!
All right, let's go.
I'm with you. I'm with you. It makes it to where you can actually move around in the
site. Oh wait, what are you doing? You're right on the bottom. Don't even worry, bro.
Don't even worry about a sweetheart.
Nice, Luna.
Nice.
Just hold this for now.
Alright, he's gonna throw a C4 on top of this, so be careful.
if you walk into the lock on the floor
they're insane you can see it
I see it I see it I see it
watch that bomb watch that bomb that's me yep
that's a good hit yes
be careful
he's moving really good
They're gonna come through here
Fuck I know where to do it. I don't know it's okay. You know what I do I do anyways
He's got a drill in
I'm staying back, I'm staying back.
There wasn't a pro though.
I'm gonna throw it over it.
Spread your setup, both of them.
I'm staying back.
Oh no! This is it, this piece is on the ping!
More than more than hold this thing, hold my ping, hold my ping.
Got you, got you, got you, got you!
Just hold, just hold my lane.
He's coming, I can feel him.
I can feel him, yup.
Oh my god!
Change your plans!
I'm hit I'm hit I'm hit he's right a corner right a corner. He's right a corner. Muda
Try time sit down, baby
All right, now we have to we haven't meet them with sketch yet though we have to get a bit sketch
Okay
Sketch has way more hours than me like I'm playing like
just
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no you're not 29. That's probably like
8 hours
Okay
Bottom left mother's bottom left mother's that button press that button bottom left hurry open
I don't care about that thing.
No, skit.
Aruni.
The fuck is Aruni?
It's Muda's man, bro.
Alright, let me think here.
Muda's man for a week, by the way.
He lied to me.
He told me he's been playing this game for eight years.
Who did? Who did?
Muda did.
Bar.
Now, Muda's been playing for like a week.
Two weeks.
Pretty good for two weeks, though.
I'm not gonna buy, I'm not gonna buy.
How many hours does that take to rank?
Oh, I don't even know.
Muda, how many hours do you have on the game?
Uh...
Twenty-six.
Pretty deep.
Yeah, it's twenty-six.
Twenty-six hours.
Just shy of a day.
Hey, how many hours do you have?
I don't even want to answer, bro.
Answer it.
Just answer it.
On my main account, probably like 18,000 or something.
Holy fuck.
You never saw a son.
On my main account, probably.
Reinforce out, Reinforce out, Reinforce out on my thing.
Not problem, look.
Reinforce us, Reinforce us, Reinforce us.
Where?
Oh my god, it's happening there.
Yeah, that thing.
Five seconds left.
I stole one of it, I stole one of it.
Senna, when you get close to him, it'll go.
And you'll see the past, when you get close to him, when you get close to him.
one friendly operator remaining no way
Let's last!
Fuck.
What the fuck is that?
I thought you said shit, but I don't know.
Sit the fuck down, Mura!
Bro, that's not a joke!
Don't you want any more money?
Bro, that's not a joke!
Don't you want any more money?
That's so shit!
What happened to the joke?
I did not.
Yo, no, no. More than, more than,
listen, listen, more than,
YOU FUCKING POT!
YOU'RE THE FUCKING TREAT!
Be fucking quiet.
What do you want me to say?
Okay, man.
Mota!
Mota, just don't press anything. Just don't press anything, Mota.
Dizzy, obviously I want to say if you've seen a gameplay from that last round, just know...
Wait, did you smoke yourself?
No, no. They smoked me.
I would never do that.
Wait, Sina, Sina, Sina, Sina. Don't use smokes on Douglas. Use flat...
Wait, what opera do you want?
What?
Jeep?
Flash and sin?
You're a hero, you're a hero sketch.
Yeah, flashes are like busted, flashes are broken.
Okay.
Always use flashes, always use flashes.
Mooda, no split, no win bro, what's good?
Don't try to check.
You don't have to believe me, at least a little bit, like something.
What the hell?
Damn, our gun's only two.
Let's do it.
Fuck that.
Brian, even use your shotgun around you, cry baby!
You told us if you're using shotguns only.
No, no, no, mother, mother.
We're stuck in a witness.
I really won half of like and I think that I didn't even know that was possible because I forgot that character
You know it's possible because you're not gonna the game. Yeah, so
Yeah
Have a gun about the super shot again
No
you are I don't have your little bum bitch yeah you are orange side of y'all
I'm gonna come on the boots get man let's get it
I show you where to get up be careful be careful be careful be careful be careful
he sees he's rolling he's running he's running
I like those little shots, just me going to your voice.
Come on, the referral, come on, the referral.
Careful, what's that?
You know, I'm actually going to worry about it.
Being worried about it.
Your shots are the most clear, your shots are the most clear.
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
You're gonna stop hiding and show yourself stop hiding won't you all right now right now don't be a post
Come on
You already know where you're on that come on
Well just show yourself that I mean you know where I'm at obviously
I like that message I like that a lot
Now, here's the thing, Marvin. You would have when we killed you, right?
Yeah, come on.
Think as I go, I fucking...
Welcome to the scene, Muda! Welcome to the scene!
Muda, Muda, Muda!
Ghostboy, no win! Ghostboy, no win!
Muda, Muda, did you know it, though?
In here goes Jinxie, went to... went to... went to... went to not a shotgun.
It's not a shotgun.
Wait, is it Marvin or Scott?
It's Scott, it's Scott, it's Scott.
Yeah, it's me.
Well, Cheeksie, this could be our first sketch.
Uh...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
First round of the gig, I guess.
Oh, my God, because I asked him about sketch.
Sinner, are you using a shotgun?
Uh, no, I'm using one of her firsts.
Okay, don't use a shotgun at all.
Cheeksie, stop yelling at women.
He's upstairs, he's upstairs.
Sinner, Sinner, all you have to do is
I won't want to hand you $10,000 to do this round.
Sinner, all you have to do is just let him walk in.
Let him walk in. You'll kill him. I'm just going to sit inside. You'll kill him. Just let him walk in.
Bomb has been located.
Chill out. Chill out, motherfucker. Chill out, motherfucker. Chill out, motherfucker.
Oh my God.
Camping fucking shit. Sit up. Camping.
Wow. Fucking champion bullshit. Let's go.
Camping bullshit. Jixi.
Did I take him out?
Hey, Jixi. Hey, Jixi. Hey, Jixi.
You have 18,000 hours and you sit there and camp and get someone to pick up the controller.
15 minutes ago.
Oh, Barlett.
And you're staying there.
Barlett, Barlett, Barlett. You're not good at any game. It doesn't matter how many hours you have on it.
So just give it up.
It's like, come on, you could never be as good as us.
No, no, no, you still got the kill, though.
Because even if you knock somebody,
even if somebody does something, it doesn't matter.
You still get the kill.
Why don't you keep blazing?
No, no, wait, wait, that's the way.
That's the way.
So, Mura, how do you get it, bro?
How do you want to do it?
No, it's 2-4, and you're so shit.
You are actually so shit.
Go back to that.
Go mazy, go mazy, go mazy, go mazy, go mazy, go mazy,
I love how good we are.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm sensing a lot of turmoil in the other two.
I think I need a depth or something.
I need a depth.
Are you going to go stress or are you going to go stress?
I added a sketch.
I added you.
I need you to know.
I added you.
I mean, it's off to like anything in the book.
The sketch doesn't know how to open Discord and get to call.
Incident is going to read the digestion fat to the back of the gatorade.
Shut up!
You're not allowed to laugh at that!
It's true.
Alright, come on, four to you. We're good.
Are you fucking serious? Are you serious?
No, no, no, I'm just saying, we're not dead. Come on, we got this.
Alright, alright, alright.
Let me think. Let me think.
Five.
Read it first. That's one. Nice to meet you.
Uh, sketch.
Yes.
Of course.
I'll set that.
But if you want to go to a separate call and coach, that's fine, bros.
I don't like to, but I don't think you should have a...
I'm absolutely shitting on you after you're out, Muna.
I mean, whatever...
Well, I'm supposed to have this at a hundred-quisted.
Let's do, like, five hundred gifted on a one-to-one, bro.
I'll have a hundred-quisted.
Bro, Muna, you're not a swindler. You're not ever going to beat me, bro.
You're never going to beat me in this game. Ever, ever, ever in this game.
Never. You'll never beat me. You can spend the rest of your life on this game.
You will never beat me, Muna.
You're Muda. Muda. Don't have a little tongue you like that. I'm not gonna kill you.
Nice sketch.
Oh, is that blood I drew? Nice sketch. Watch out. Watch out. Watch out.
Sit the fuck down, Muda. Don't ever beat me. You understand me, boy?
Don't ever beat your daddy! Don't ever beat your daddy, Muda!
Don't ever beat your daddy, Muda!
I call you. I call you.
Last one sketched is 1-HP.
Just right there, speak to us.
Someone's calling me. One second.
He ran. He ran. Wait, hold up. I'll send him.
He ran. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
He's gonna come up the white stairs the white stairs it's no matter up
Stop wait watch out in the whole battle that
Stand up!
Why are you peeking me?
Mooda!
Why are you peeking me?
Mooda!
Why are you peeking me?
You are ass!
Stand like a little bitch!
What are you supposed to do with that information?
Yes, I fucking own you.
You have how many hours on this game?
You don't own me.
Matt Brown, I did it Matt Brown.
I'm just saying, bro.
You have what I'm sure anyone's on a different and you shot me the foot no mood up mood up
It's how much on the shit around you understand this. I'm touching around right now. I'm gonna be blackberry
I'm gonna win this shit. Okay five to two. You think you can turn it around. I don't know
Oh my god machine guns when you start losing turn the rest of what I do soon. Okay, so this is my field
This is what I do Jinx. Are you see some of you see?
Fuck you took my teammate fuck a cheater
Bro, and then, no, I took the teammate and then he said, alright, zero gifted, okay?
Then you won the first round, you got an ego, but I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it!
And now you're regretting it, bro!
We didn't even have to wager!
But your ego is so big!
Where have you stuck at this game?!
Do I have to tell you that?!
Get out of the rules!
You fucking chocolate, stop picking me and set it inside!
Ten seconds.
I'm just gonna have you tell us something, but I'm sorry.
I want to eat you and split on your team.
My grandma's gonna get it.
Hey, stop yelling fuck face.
Martin, if you win this, like actually a thousand,
I'm not even telling a thousand guys.
You get a cap down.
Martin, what are you doing?
He shot you.
Martin, what are you doing?
He shot you.
Martin, what are you doing?
Martin, you're just standing in the doorway, Martin.
Bro, you said you were using a shotgun.
You have 1200 hours.
I was his fan.
Swap the hours at me.
I'm gonna give you a thousand dollars, guys.
18,000, 18,000 hours.
You're a real piece of shit.
Muda, is that the fourth round of the round?
Why get Muda?
Oh my god, fuck you guys.
Muda, is that the fourth out of the round, person?
And Muda, we didn't have to wait here,
but you're like, ah, put a hundred guests in on it.
Because you won the round, bro.
You won the round.
I was on your team, and then for some reason,
you said, oh, maybe it's on balance,
so then you screwed yourself.
I could have been on your team.
Sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch.
Stay inside the entire time, sketch, sketch.
I'm gonna stay inside the entire time, whatever you say.
Have I first picked you four rounds in a row?
I think it's four.
I took you one, you guys, yesterday, four times in a row.
We have split coaching in your ear.
We have split coaching.
Yesterday is yesterday, but today is today.
Yeah, the local coaching does have a big difference, bro.
Yeah, bro.
When a pro player's telling you where I am every second,
yeah, time to help, right?
Where is the co-
But you're in our ear and you told us that it was shot.
I didn't hear it, bro.
I didn't hear it, definitely.
I just told you this.
I need to tell you something.
I'm sorry, I broke my fucking computer.
What the fuck is this, you fucking fucking...
Muda!
Muda, you're supposed to be a fucking coach!
What the fuck?
Your coach can't say a lie past the back of your head.
Holy shit dude.
That is probably a huge part of the problem.
I'm not gonna lie.
That is a huge part of the problem.
I thought Muda was supposed to be a fucking prod this game.
What the fuck?
Bro, no, bro.
Muda's new to the game.
I'm just pissing me off.
Like I would never say he's a stay-at-a-campan, but he's really good for only playing
a wweep.
Yeah, no, he is, yes, yes.
Who just moved to the game?
I was just pissing me off.
I'd never say his face was different,
but he's really good for only playing a little weed.
Yeah, no, he has, yes, yes.
I told him the same old location cars to cure.
Went to his face, yet he's fucking trash.
Tell me in vain.
Our beats are activated.
It's actually calling out to you, son.
Luda Deppin.
I like that, guys.
Just keep calling it out.
I'm calling out for Marlon, too.
Yeah, there you go.
It's been a joke if you call a gannet again.
Oh I have to wait a little bit, I just-
How long, how long, how long?
He's peeking?
Probably like 30 seconds.
Yeah, we're gonna have 30 seconds, we're starting to have fun.
I'm waiting for hospitals.
So waiting, so waiting, so waiting.
Pushing, pushing, all the way over here, pushing inside.
Bro, that is bullshit, you know who's your now fucking machine gun.
Oh, yeah, I just think I just said this is my last one.
All right, shoot again.
That's bullshit. That's great.
I hit him once. I hit him once.
Good game, Luda.
Let's do it, do it, do it.
Let's fuck it up!
Let's get the muda!
Alright, you piece of shit!
Let's go!
It's okay!
Oh my god.
Two go muda, I like that.
I got it just pre-fired.
Oh my god.
I should have just pre-fired.
Get brav, god-shot, gods!
I mean, Zedah, it's six to three.
I mean, it's over.
He has to carry the muda.
You said, watch out Simba, what'd you say?
I said he's got the carry Marlon,
because you're playing.
He literally have to fucking carry.
He could, he'll honestly play blind,
it would be better.
All right, so this whole time I've been trolling y'all,
cause I, I, I, I, I,
He's been trolling.
Oh, he's, oh, so you've been trolling.
Booter, you hear that?
He's trolling, he's trolling, the whole time.
Ben, let me get to it.
He's trolling the whole time, Booter.
Ben, let me get to it right now,
let me get to it right now.
Wait, now, Barlow, you were fooling us?
The name of that up is,
Oh, really, do you have to fucking joke now?
Alright, y'all got it bro, y'all got this shit.
I mean, I spawn peeked and I died, so two rounds I died by one C4 and a spawn peek, like...
And then the one time he fucking crashed in Usain Bolt and killed me when I wasn't even though.
So that's three rounds I died by bullshit.
What the fuck are you talking about? You saw Bolt, we're playing Zee's.
I mean it is game sense, but like...
Yo Mooda, maybe not this time?
Sorry, maybe not definitely this time and actually leave your team. I got you. I know you're right, but you're right
It's I don't know but I'm fucking them
How the fuck does he have a fight at the beat of the bomb?
Doesn't matter
Yeah, nobody spawned in from so chill chill
All right, come here
Let's say that's Bob the game.
This all around.
Let's do it all around right here.
That was good.
You got it.
Yeah, let's move down.
Good point.
Yeah, what are we doing?
Perfect.
Perfectly fine.
I'm just starting.
Yeah, perfectly fine.
Fine, anything located?
Look on spot. My type of look on spot. This type of spot is in my girl too. I'm not going to lie right here.
I knew it.
Look over there, do you need to touch it?
Exactly.
Wait.
Back to the tent, and then get nearby.
Fuck.
We're tied on the state channel.
I literally have a clip of it.
So, Buddha, how do I get this place?
Thank you, Buddha.
That's such a bullshit, bro.
You guys play no game with kids?
Yeah, Buddha, you did say a hundred gifts.
You didn't have to, but you did.
You also said shotgun.
Actually, he was really excited about a hundred gifts.
It is a thing.
Yeah.
Oh.
So, Buddha, how do I get this place?
Thank you.
So Buddha, you know any other wagers you want to do?
Yeah, one be one, one be one, one hundred gifted.
Oh, you're gonna lose another hundred gifted?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, one be one, one hundred gifted.
You one be one, one we can go when I had one hour on the fucking game.
Why don't we ask the states bro, let's do like two hundred gifted.
Okay, now he's trying to sucker you in.
Mura, you're not gonna beat me, bro.
You can play your role, you're never gonna beat me.
You're never gonna beat me.
It'll be one, never.
It's not possible.
You don't have to out of the game.
He is saying never is a thing.
Tactics win championships.
What the fuck is that?
I personally can't take it.
Fuck you, I'll burn out.
What's the one you get, then?
Like a thousand dollars.
A thousand dollars.
Okay, but there's no there's no if answer box right like I can't say no no shogunate
that's it's lame as long as straight up won't be one straight up on you won't sit up will
be one you for a hundred gifted yes guys you should want to sit on this game I'm
actually I'm interested in that hours than him it's not bad for me I play that much
I don't play nothing about it.
I stop, I just play that much and sinna your own mouse gets on controller.
I mean that could.
I fucking hate my ego, fuck you.
I don't want to say this to it so bad.
John Muda, you just fucking sold us right now.
I know that.
I know that right now, you sold us.
You know that, right?
You didn't even sold us.
How am I supposed to fucking know this guy's C-full under shit, bro?
Like how the fuck am I supposed to know?
Wait!
I have an idea, Jinxie.
Let me know.
Can you make me a party leader?
You all start your own game so we don't have to set everything up.
Yeah, you're already, uh, wait, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
You want to, you want to back out?
You and Sinnoh, bottom one be one.
Yes, we will, but we're going to do it this lobby that we're in now.
Let me, okay, so to join this.
Okay.
There you go. Don't go play your own lobby.
Yes, yes.
Okay, so should I leave this one?
Sit down. I'm going to invite you to this lobby. Yeah, yeah, join this, join this, join this, join this.
Yes.
And then you'll all be all sketched.
All right.
I'm curious to see you win that.
You're a chicken.
Wait.
I have like eight hours on the game. He has like over a hundred, right?
Okay, if you lose to me, I genuinely am leveled to twenty-six.
I'm leveled at what, 140?
I mean, I gotta send you first, otherwise it's gonna bounce on both of them.
Oh, so...
Are you fucking serious?
Yo, Chad.
Got me a sketch in the chat right now, coming in hot.
Re-subscribe.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Can't you hear me?
I've been busy.
Are you serious?
It's a re-subscribe, you're never subscribed.
Are you subscribed to me?
Yes, I am.
Of course I am, yes.
Well, you guys are both subscribed to me, obviously, right?
Never.
Fuck, no.
Never, ever.
Not to be offensive, but like, what do you do when you're treating it so exciting?
BOOM!
SKETCHWITTER HUNDRED GIFTED!
With a hundred gifted!
BOOM!
You just gifted more than a hundred?
Yeah, and I was about to take a hundred out of you.
Yep.
So it was basically a win-win situation.
I'm sure it's gonna take a hundred off of you.
Oh, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm gonna see what it is.
You're in level one of the 40.
I'm level 26.
Silly, get on the other fucking team!
Excuses.
Oh shit, you're right, my fault.
No more excuses.
How do we get...
How do we get this lobby dumbass, your spectator?
You're right.
How do I...
I'll put it in the match, in the match.
Down there, down there.
Mura, Mura, Mura, you move the spectator.
And then move it.
Zina, you go to the other team.
Alright, G.C. and Joe, you guys are in the lobby, right?
Yeah.
Okay, me and Guto all leave and then y'all can only one.
Thanks.
Go spectator, go spectator.
Okay.
No, I didn't want to do, I'm the only one who wants to do.
Thanks, you come here.
I mean, I wouldn't mind watching this one to me.
I would not mind watching this.
Muda, do you want to watch this first
and then we'll be one?
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
I think this could be a really good game.
I'm excited.
Thanks, can you meet me at 100 though, at least?
Bro, I don't never beat me.
It doesn't matter, you'll never beat me.
I just have more knowledge in the game, bro.
Oh, are you down to meet me at 100?
Sure, bro.
But here, watch this game, though.
Watch this game.
Yeah, I'm down to play back.
Get back to playing back.
Watch this game.
I'll commentate this game here.
I'll be with the officer out in here.
Watch this game, brother.
You get on me this fine.
It's Master Jack.
Master Jack.
Yo, why does he need Master Jack, huh?
Chat, uh, Sinevra's got trepidation, son.
No, why?
Why is it your name Jack?
It's Master Jack.
Master Jack.
No, no, I didn't realize that.
I didn't get Jack off.
Let's give him a meeting.
Yeah, that there is, yeah.
Wait, your real name is Jack?
No, it's...it's Ahmed, but bro, I used to jack off a lot so I named myself Master Jack.
What the fuck, I'll end this now, stop fucking around.
I'll stop jerking off.
Alright, good luck.
Ahmed!
Stop!
Sit over and sketch to you and Mandarin.
Sketch to the scoreboard.
Not Mandarin, sketch?
Probably 7-2.
You're gonna...you're gonna 7-2.
Okay, well, what level are you, Sketch?
Oh, he knows shit.
Yeah, I don't know, like...
Stina, here's the thing.
Sketch is a higher level, but Sketch is really...
Like Sketch is randomly played Siege over the last, like, nine years.
Stina, you've probably played more Siege than Sketch in the last month.
Also, Stina, your own mouse.
I'm actually gonna bet on...
I don't know.
No, no, no.
Okay, this is the thing.
You're gonna bet on me, but if you're gonna do that,
I would recommend you do not look...
Yo, I would put all your points on Sketch right now.
I would give you the butt.
Okay, Sketch.
It's me and Marlin.
Are you on PlayStation?
It's me and Marlin.
No, we're on Xbox.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You guys are switching off controller?
Yes.
Okay, sit down for a minute.
I'm gonna be, sit down for a minute.
Yo, J.C.
Sit down, I'm gonna win.
Yo, listen, listen, listen.
You guys are a game changer.
Moron, you are a combination to game maker.
You have my 13 inches, best of the left,
bang down in the locker mouth.
You understand me?
Because every time I'm mad at my hand,
I get mad at you.
That's all that's gonna problem.
And I'm losing.
Schedules just as bad as me.
Not worse.
Yes!
That's a euphoria stats.
So sketch
What your chat siniverse sketch from predictions well sketch slash Marlin?
We might want to rerun prediction because that changes absolutely fucking
So it's it's sketch slash Marlin alternating versus Sina I'm going with Sina here
I'm gonna be honest
Marlin again, bro. Yeah, you touch your controllers of war crime, dude
brother you gotta understand this.
Marla don't worry, wait, do my first thing first?
This is scouting.
We're not going to give you any intel over there.
Yay, Senna, you're not even going to know who it's starting with, it's not.
I've got this.
Ronald McDonald's playing.
Yeah.
Where are you happy now?
Okay, so I won't be able to decide, I just don't know at all.
What'd you say?
You're talking about?
No, I'm talking about.
I don't know.
You're helmet on, right?
You're helmet still on, just to make sure.
Alright, Senna, let's see the skills here.
skills here oh okay I'm gonna be honest I don't know if you should use
I
Yo, I'm gonna say something you know how to coach you to commentate
I wasn't gonna be able to coach barlain to I'm nearly
You come in this world alone, and you're going to leave alone, okay
hold on
yes
hold on, what the fuck are the dots?
there we go, yeah, a very tight one there
I like that.
You thought that would give me away?
No, for now. I know.
What's this for a jigsie commercial?
Good luck, Sina!
BOOM!
You know that clip?
Yes, I know that clip!
Wow.
I know only one thing that can stop it!
Wow, what a fucking...
Yeah, what a fucking clip.
sketch just implemented my own strap that was actually like insane what a
fucking place I said I once did a fusers planet it's kind of just over
because once you get on the roof you can't see him
wow sketch saw that clip that's crazy I studied easy work easy work I panic so
So now, here, Barlin has the controller, right?
No, I do not.
Vass!
What?
But this is ban.
What do you like?
I think Bartol has the controller.
No, this is not ban.
This is you, your defense.
No, it's all fucked.
What are you, are you, a monster?
Sketch, that was, I'm gonna be honest.
Sketch, that was the coolest thing I've seen you do
in this game.
I was in time.
That was, how the fuck was I supposed
to know who's gonna do that?
You're not, you're not.
It's just, if he knows that, it's just GG.
You have to deny him from planning. Once he plans to trap, sketch well done.
Stay up the way, Jess. Stay up the way.
Alright, sketch. Is it you or is it Marlon?
Secure the order.
A little bit of both of us here.
Now, here's the thing. If that was sketch, then I know it has to be Marlon because for integrity of the prediction, you can't change it.
So, Marlon has to play, right?
What type of math are you doing in your head right now?
I mean, just like if you would have scammed the prediction, right?
How do you even know what a prediction is?
Right, so obviously then.
You want to shoot your models over here?
Bob, located by op-forum.
You guys got the pen in there?
I'll just advance quick. I'll give you a deal.
Got you. Got a lot of life.
What you got to do with it?
Second floor porch.
Sounds like she's running in.
Marlin.
Come on, come on, wherever you are.
Oh my God, the crosshair controls insane.
Come on, come on, wherever you are.
Oh yeah, Marlin?
Where are you at?
I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand.
I don't understand, I don't understand.
I see that shit. Yeah, I know you see that.
Yeah.
I'll be real quick.
You know, Texas, you take terribly a big head, but...
Huge head.
Massive.
Really?
Oh.
Mega.
Most of us.
All right?
Hold that angle, sir?
Yeah.
No, no, you can't behind you.
Yo, why someone call him a fucking phone?
Hang up!
Fuck out of here!
You gotta hit five and hang up.
I think I'm laying down.
No, get your gun!
No!
Get your gun!
No!
Get your gun!
Why is that switch gone?
Why is switch gone, sketch?
I'll be, I'll be.
I'll be.
I'm pressing LB.
LB got Army.
LB!
Where are you Marlin?
Let her come towards you.
She's gotta push her side.
Marlin, where are you Marlin?
Good to be known.
Marlin?
Where are you Marlin?
the street oh my god thank you we got a good game here we got a game that's
sit up um and sing with Marlon okay first off alright first off Marlon you
just shot your mazzi past at him that is not a gun yo GC hey hey fuck me I
fucking know okay I understand that I know you don't gotta repeat what I'm
doing every time I okay okay okay sit up you need to use your abilities more
You only use them once, you have to use them all the time.
Wait, you're fucking coaching!
I just coached Marlin!
He just coached, he just coached.
Marlin, also Marlin, like, worry about doorways
that they can actually push through, bro.
Like, you're not, like, you need to worry about doorways, man.
You're not worried about doorways enough.
But alright, good luck.
Are you talking shit to us?
It's got to be you now, right? It's got to be you.
It's got to be him.
I go by him.
My god my hands are shaking up soon all caps
Gets if you lose to me because of Marlon Marlon, I'm not gonna lie
You walk the catwalk or something like that
Yeah, did you try to walk with a catwalk? Yeah, at least I fucking can huh? Yeah, you would never you wouldn't even get the fucking chance would you
Right up there close your hair
I got invited to co-tell about that.
Which one of us are Gymshark models, Mother?
Which one of us are Gymshark models?
Yeah, which one has more freight to them?
And made 500 million views!
And 500,000 dollars!
Which one? Yes!
What? 500,000?
You got the call much?
Sina?
Yes?
Are you ready to meet your maker?
Not yet.
But you sort of prayed for Easter yesterday, right?
Because you're ready to send to God.
I'm tired.
Why don't you four again?
I know Chassi, I see Senj, I see Senj, it just happened.
I know, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it.
It's got a little text, it's got a little text, yeah.
What was it?
Okay, talking, talking, talking, talking, talking.
I can tell you, you know, maybe me.
It's your maker.
I don't know.
Where are you, Skex?
I'm on your roof.
Not your dead ass.
Might be getting out of nowhere.
There's your camera.
fuck it shitch
I knew it dammit
how long is that fucking abuser
oh you had it all but I thought you could get it
no that's good that's good that's good kill
I thought you could get it right
fuck
you're not 140 for the fashion are you
bro I hit
Oh my god, cakewalk, cakewalk, cakewalk, cakewalk.
No!
You would have got like this.
I mean, obviously, you would have got to me.
You heard the fucking audio.
We're playing off a hat, not on a headphone.
Oh, wow.
She heard it, huh?
Wait, so, uh...
You're fucking cheater.
Sketch, are you not, like, you literally can't hear anything?
You're like, making no noise?
The audio's pretty low, yes.
Wait, hold on.
So now you can't hear anything?
It's been like this the whole time.
What's up?
When do you start reading a diva?
Sketch.
A little bit of a tip, bro.
Sketch.
Do you know what hot breaching is?
Do you know what that is?
What's this?
Sketch.
When you're propelling on a window and you have a breach sharp set, you can actually
fly right into the window.
All you do is you tap.
Are you on playstation controller?
We're on Xbox.
Okay.
You tap A, your player starts propelling, and then you breach, and you enter as
the explosion goes off.
Because we breached, and we forequartered, and went into over.
jump down up so no no no no if you breach jump you'll die jump like start
the repel like add your entry go to the window click a and then your player is
gonna start coming back then breathe then you fly over
sit up honestly don't play last round I don't really know what to say
I'm, yes, kind of shot.
I said, are you new to shoot the fuse as well?
No, don't do it exactly the same way.
You're new to shoot the fuse charges down in the place that you like to shoot.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
You're in places that she likes to shoot.
Like, when sketch started doing the grenade explosion, you shot it.
You know what I'm saying?
I do know that I'm shotting.
I was just shooting.
Oh, OK.
So I was just shooting because I thought he was there.
Yeah, yeah, you could shoot him.
You could shoot him.
And that's what you did, that's what you did.
What does it normally look like?
Because to me, it was just he was just shooting.
It sounds like this.
That's why I shot him.
It's not like...
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
That's exactly how it sounds.
Like, do it again.
Hey, yo, GX, so you're coaching one side?
Is that what you're doing?
Having a favorite system over here?
I just coached!
You just coached?
You didn't coach it!
I coached you what hot reaching is that it probably would end one year out the other.
Now, Marla, this is not gonna be a good start again, right?
Because...
I really don't know how to make eggs and soup.
What is hot reaching?
Right here, for you.
What happened to you?
Marlon, this is obviously you again, right?
No, it's not.
Yo, just fucking...
Down on the deep end.
Okay, I'll see you.
Uh-oh, you got hit, Marlon?
Okay.
You're hopefully going to...
Oh, fuck, I'm going to be in the stairs.
All friends we're looking at-
HARD SCOPING MOTHERFUCKER!
YES! YES! YES!
No! That's not real!
That's not real!
Sketchy, did you say hard scoping in seeds, bro?
Yes!
He's coping, he's coping.
Alright.
Coping.
Martin put the shield away.
What the fuck was that, bro?
I don't even know what character you guys like to play Martin all you got to do bro two buttons aim and shoot left trigger right trigger
You're you're clicking too much shit, and you're fucking it up
I should have been like oh, I said I haven't got out of the thorn. Did you sprint past it?
The next fucking celebrating against me with those when they start making noise. I just start running so that way it doesn't hurt me
Okay, is that good tech? Yeah, that's good. That's good. That's good. Let's go one time
He's probably muting right now to say I'm fucking awesome.
Literally hardscoping on fucking C's in the same work.
It's like cheating.
I'm not gonna lie, I think this is making me want to go pro.
Thoughts?
You're not gonna be able to go pro.
I mean I can go pro better than you can because you're losing to me.
I'm not even talking.
I'm not getting hours on the game.
You shut me up.
I'm not getting hours on the game.
No, I don't love sketch.
I don't love for you to open your steam and show your playtime.
I'm just so curious.
Steam and life is different, okay?
You got something I'm gonna teach you?
I heard your drone's located above.
You're welcome.
I don't know how it was around your steam.
I got eight.
It's terrible.
It's way too many.
I hear your drone's located above.
Ten seconds to go.
I hear a drone behind me.
You guys can hang out.
five seconds sketch you need to win this round to keep this game close
bro because let's be out of the road Marlon's not gonna win the next one
I don't know what to do with it.
NOOOOO!
WHAT?!
HOW THE FUCK?!
DO I SHUT MYSELF?!
It's over, dude.
Bro, that is not- it's not over.
Yeah!
Oh my god!
Bro, Sketch, why are you walking right into a shotgun, bro?
Bro, I didn't notice you had a shotgun. Am I supposed to know that?
Look at that!
What do you mean? I played the same- where's it ever at?
Would you put a band, by the way?
I played consistently the same character. You haven't banned them.
I'm going to play exactly how I want now, okay?
And watch how I'm going to do.
Watch.
I'm going to play exactly how I want.
Watch.
All right?
Let's get started trying.
I'm going to start trying now.
Watch.
Let's start trying.
Three, two, one.
Three, two, one right now.
Watch.
Watch this right here.
I'm going to go back right here.
Okay, Ben.
Watch this.
Just watch this, all right?
But you're playing as Belki, right?
Possibly.
Maybe not.
Possibly.
Watch this.
Watch this, Sam.
Watch this, all right?
Watch this.
That's a perfect op for someone that doesn't use tanners. I'd really like that one.
That's good.
That means everything.
That's high-level tech.
Secure the area.
Watch this. No, I'm not going to secure nothing. Watch this. Watch this.
Oh, you're not going to secure anything.
You need to get a conveyor belt.
It's a fucking sound. Did I drop it in the stupid ass mic?
You just hang out?
All right.
Ten seconds remaining.
Confusion
Why are you hanging out at it?
Don't worry about it
Keep an eye out for outboard, that thing did defuse your body
I can hear your game, I feel like I'm in the game
You can hear our game
Yeah, keep an eye out for outboard, I just heard that
God, I'm gonna end up with so many
Is that from us? You think it's from us?
So, Marlon, can I get an inside the mind here to explain what you're doing right now?
I don't go fuck about defending any bombs, or whatever the fuck it is.
I'm going straight for the kill.
As simple as that.
I'm a better shooter.
Right, so you're just gonna-
I'm a better first person shooter than she is, and that's all I'm gonna trust.
As simple as that.
Really?
I don't care if I'm just doing what you do.
So Marlon, just keep explaining what you're doing, bro.
Alright, guys.
So I'm gonna walk around and watch this.
I'm not gonna tell you exactly where I'm at, but I know where she's at.
So she-
Yeah, so let me know your thought process.
I'm just gonna get into my mind.
She thinks I'm defending the bombs which I'm not I'm obviously not what I'm doing this
Just like motor one for two
Pop out
That's good that you're playing exactly how you want to.
I'm glad that you're doing that.
Look, you're just fully...
Yo, you're fully... fully just hiding from me.
You're fully hiding.
Right.
I mean, you can probably find me though, right?
You're fully hiding.
Oh, at least I won't...
You're fully hiding. I hate that shit.
Do you know what that pain was?
Because by the way, when you move, that tells me exactly where you are.
I don't care. Pull up! Pull up!
Pull right now!
Just run and pull up your fave!
Hold on, I'm gonna do it one more time.
Run and fave!
Run and fuck your fave! Run it!
What did you write?
You got one, is it a...
Oh!
Oh, it's one there!
No time.
Look at that 80!
Seven, are we done?
I'm not gonna use the aim better.
We gotta get the trigger finger going a little bit.
It's like a DMR.
It should sound like this.
Oh, so I can just hold it down.
You can't hold it down.
You're kind of going like don't don't don't that's kind of out there, but I'm gonna be honest
Okay, I'll lock it
This is good to know because I was gonna do a thing where I'm gonna try to beat three
Siege games in a row, but I've been losing every one recently
So you've been trapped like trying to win three in a row. Yeah, I want to not until I win three in a row
That's actually that's actually an awesome goal
Think for the raid
Three times and then I'll be done like instantly so grown as man can't play games
It's there cuz he stays outside rather grown-ass women and they don't know how to fucking get a pressure back there
That's what fucking is a sense
Like an airplane on the
Exactly
One drive to be chat fucking nerd or a six-five to 25 8% by the back and we'll be honest
What
your way to the location and abuse it.
How about 18s and a day?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm nine, so...
Don't you use the metric system?
Yeah, I thought you'd use the metric system.
Is that what they use in Sweden?
No, I'm American.
You ought to know that.
I can really hear the fuck it. Where's that? Where am I hearing?
I'm on American soil, okay? That's what I meant. Like, I'm not American. That's what
I'm liking this. American soil.
Take him!
I'm gonna play, all right?
Let him play, let him play, let him play.
You've got this, right?
All right, I got this, I got this.
Come on, try locking it, lock in, lock in.
Come on, I'ma lock in, all right?
I'ma lock in, so.
I don't know, man.
This game looks like it's over, guys, but it'll be out of...
No, Jeezy, don't say that,
because if you jinx it and then they come back,
this is bad cards.
I'm putting you to sleep.
I'll put it under sleep, too, all right?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm Jerry, not Marlon right now.
Jaycee viewed it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's a guess prediction.
You can't do that.
What?
You know what?
I'll allow it.
I'm playing.
What are you talking about?
You're allowing that?
I'm playing.
Are you playing right now?
Yes.
What?
No, right now.
I'm literally fucking playing in there.
What are you talking about?
Five seconds and counting.
Five!
First playing.
You can't, you can't go get a prediction.
That's crazy.
You can't do that, right?
right I'm not gonna close this right here
get back to him I'm probably gonna touch this way to get that what you're
playing right now that I'm playing that right now yeah so I need you that's
it that's it we're being dead assed yeah exactly very kid that up right there
bang I'm gonna go right I'm gonna break it another one which way this corner
right here. I'm a bear clip on. Yeah, here we go.
I'll close it. I'll pop that up. Another one. Make sure it's straight going in here.
There we go. Low peak. Not a bad shot. Low peak again.
I'm probably going to save this corner right here.
Drive it quiet. Yeah, right there. And I know she likes to get the drone in this, this, this door right here.
this door right here so I'm gonna make sure she goes see me with the drone so
she puts her head on the door fucking head off the big head off really that's
you playing that's what you're gonna get it is exactly right
I'm ready for a... I'm ready for you, Zendaya. Pull up. I'm ready for you, whenever. I'm ready for you, whenever.
What? You know that bullshit?
I don't play.
What?
I don't play.
You know that's bullshit!
No, 100 shots!
Even when you switched on the thing, you couldn't stop me.
So that's bullshit?
Anyways, go ahead and pass that controller to Marlon.
Bro, that's all I'm scared of.
I'm not in question to Marlon, you gotta stop.
This is over, bro.
You guys are getting fucked!
We haven't even started yet.
We're in the actual tournament.
Oh, you haven't started?
Do you want us to start trying?
Sketch, go ahead and open your steam. Do me a favor. Click the little button on the side.
I wouldn't know how to do that.
Just click on install. Just click on install.
Just click on install, because you might as well never pick the game up again.
Wow, really?
Why don't you uninstall that Weight Watcher's app?
Yep.
No way.
Okay.
Not a bad shout!
Not a bad shout at all.
Could we be watching the ladies come back of all time?
Probably not, but there is a chance.
You never know.
It's not over until the fat lady sings you know the thing.
That's called sin.
What is that?
It's called a fat.
No, but...
No, no, no.
I would never talk to a lot of people like that.
I'd never talk to a lot of people like that.
Wait, sketch.
I just realized your prediction is right.
You said seven to two.
All right, this might be Marlon.
Wade?
No, this is sketch.
Okay, sketch, because you can't lose to me
and you break the rules, because that is crazy.
Follow me out, this is Evelyn's castle.
I'm focused, I'm focused on the game, so I'm going to put my focus on the game.
What?!
Bro, fuck this game!
Sit down.
I need to go fuck up Mooda now.
Uh, Sketch, that 100 gives it?
Uh, Sketch?
Sketch.
Sketch, I know this is really bad.
Wait, don't put a hundred gifts in on that!
Wait, what?
I don't think his car would do it.
Well, that's what they were saying.
It was a hundred gifts at the time.
Sketch, you put a hundred gifts in on that?
I just gotta make sure...
What the fuck, Jeff?
Wait, you did that?
No, you did it.
Sketch, he did it.
W Scat with a 100 gifted.
W.
Alright, can you at least subscribe to me?
Yeah, I can specially.
Alright, y'all, I'm gonna go 1v1 mood up.
EG, oh well, well, well, well, well.
Good game. Good game.
You're welcome. Thank you so much.
Love you Scat.
It's nice to meet you, bro.
Hey bro, even though you're not good at playing video games, bro,
I still know you have a big deck bro. It's all good. I don't need a jigsie call me wait
Muda aren't you happy cuz I work and your forehead is so fucking big don't
What do you even know is a so fucking fat chop? Oh my god, he's...
Japs?
Sketch, sketch, sketch.
What do we do now?
Oh my god.
That was $500?
It was more.
That was $550.
You lost.
And she gave you one sub and returned? What the fuck?
Because you lost five minutes of me.
Oh, they're very funny!
And you lost $500 to her.
I lost $1,000 today?
You lost $1,000 today.
It's registering now.
She was fucking pushing us.
We're trying to get bullied.
And then they were talking.
Give me another hundred, bro.
You want another hundred?
Yeah, I just want another hundred, bro.
No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Why would you let me pressure you with something like that, huh?
What?
Why would you let me pressure you with something like that?
Only people from before would have to pressure me into things.
That sounds...
Wait.
So, when does that come out?
2027.
What the fuck?
Oh no, you're gonna go watch it, to be honest.
Have you done it yet?
No, I haven't, indeed, yeah.
You have done it?
Mm-hmm.
We should introduce me to somebody real quick.
No, we're not doing that.
We should introduce me to somebody.
No, we actually keep it off-streamed.
It's happened exactly the same time.
Otherwise...
What do you want to do?
I
Didn't think this far we don't know shit to do we used to get a fucking tournament. I'm doing your fucking tournaments. Yes
Is that my fault?
Look at liquid you know, I just fucking tell you fucking turn it off
What's your um, what's the mission in game right now?
podcast podcast
I'm a shout
Good podcast you know we could park as it up
We could podcast about channel my phone
I don't know what I want to do.
You ready Twin Peaks?
Twin Peaks.
Seven, eleven, eleven.
Eleven, eleven?
That's such a low scoring game.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, it's been nine minutes.
Yeah. Eleven, eleven, Sam.
What the hell? It's actually good luck.
That is actually good luck.
Wait, what's Twin Peaks?
Twin Peaks?
What is that?
it's a bar. It's like a well-known bar. So you drink? Well that's for your ship?
For a beer ship, yeah. For a thumbnail? Yeah, for a thumbnail. I put some oil there.
You had the time of his life? Okay. Better hooters, that's true. It is better than hooters.
It's in the same bracket.
What do you want to do then?
You want to keep going or do you want to watch this?
What do you want to watch this or what do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
Podcast? Watch the game?
Podcast?
What do you think, Chad?
Do we need a podcast live or no?
No, we don't need a fucking podcast live.
You're right, because it's green stream.
You want to do a podcast?
We could.
Chad, we're not going to fucking Twin Peas.
I don't drink.
We can't!
We can't, I'll get fired for my home job.
Wait, what?
What's your home job?
It's a father of none.
Let me look up Twin Peaks here.
Twin Peaks, they're masters of marketing.
They're bastards of marketing!
Oh, wow.
Wow.
They know what they're doing.
It's like a playground except for adults.
Holy shit.
You gotta be fucking sponsored by them, huh?
At this point.
They might have shouted bad with me.
Yo, Chad, who's supposed to watch the game, bro?
Who's supposed to watch the game?
How do we watch it?
Pull it up real quick. I wanna see what it's about.
That old fucking... is that on YouTube? Is that on YouTube GD?
Isn't? I don't know what's on these GD servers.
There it is.
GXI and Seth, we're being called again.
This podcast wins girlfriend up there, so...
Okay?
Okay, hold on. Hold on now.
We have YouTube, do you?
We do?
Well, yeah, I mean, YouTube, we have.
Where's that?
Like, wait, go to the TV.
Oh, fuck, six, seven, seven.
Whoa.
You did TV at $70?
$70?
$70.
I wrote food, cooking segment, cooking segment, hello, Marlon.
We're at desktop.
I
Real food cooking segment cooking segment. Hello, Marlon
We're a desktop
There's some yeah, what's that? What's that? What's that? Um, what's that? What's that called again? The fucking?
Oh, it's three weeks. She means that's what it is
So he's watching we listen to audio. Yo chat. Is it Elliot playing is Elliot playing or not? That's what it is, right?
But he's an addict.
Let me find it. Let me find it. Let me find it.
Oh my real. Let me find it.
Let me get banned. Get some food.
It's banned.
Okay.
It's not banned. It's not banned everywhere.
What?
Street East? U.S.?
Discord scan.
No, it's not COS. It's not COS.
Aww.
I mean we could, we're going to go to a place I don't pass this time is between peaks.
It's a, it's a, it's the hells man.
They love us there.
Oh yeah?
They love you all.
You.
Okay.
That's not it.
They're shopping for ingredients.
What the fuck do you think we're gonna make?
Open CS cases.
What?
What do we do?
Do we do?
Do we do food?
We do food?
Or we can do podcasts.
What do we do?
We can do food or podcasts.
I'm not gonna lie.
Go look at them now.
Go to Netflix.
Food or podcasts.
Let's do podcasts.
right yet well we're gonna we're gonna make a podcast wait i'm gonna be your first guest
on the podcast yeah holy fuck it's free money
wait just throw it throw you in there sure do you even know do you even know what you're gonna ask me
where you from how old are you
where do you live can we can i like can we do can we do another guest on the podcast
We can't do another guess.
Do you have any co-hosts that you can run away with?
I usually just do it myself.
Okay.
No, not that co-host.
What?
Do you want to stream?
You want to?
Yeah, I'm down. I'm not doing the podcast, bro.
Alright, bro.
I'm down to the podcast.
WStream, go check!
Didn't know Sketch had a fucking tournament.
Turned out to take two losses there, boys.
Um, it is one of these, man.
Two L's on accident.
Two L's on accident, you know what I mean?
Um...
And, uh, yeah, man.
I'm gonna see you up with tomorrow, chat.
I'm gonna see you up with tomorrow.
Tomorrow's Champions League. I'm leaving for Miami, for ball of league.
Um...
You leave? What do you leave?
I'll leave. Not tomorrow, the day after, the day after, chat.
That's it.
Shout out to Schat for having us in this house.
I appreciate it, bro, you know what I mean?
I love you, bruh.
Peace to you, high boys!
The streamer award goes to Marley!
It's been a long year.
I just want to start by thanking God.
He kept me grounded.
He kept my faith.
Shout out to M3Ski, my community, I wouldn't be able to talk, and I want to say last name of that.
There's a lot of doubters, a lot of haters always.
Always going to talk, but they're not the ones staying on this stage, so appreciate y'all man, thank y'all.
How to go and think about it too
Cause I would anyways
We end up like always
You know, maybe you'd better show me
That you can say it to the face
Cause you know we're the same
Those worst things I can tell