you
We're telling you jack-o'-o-o
I was the champion in my mood
I used to go from big to tall
I got some more time
That's the life of a city boy
Oh, oh, oh
Uyéke, dammit
Uyéke, chelo
Uyéke, yo
Uyéke, ey
Uyéke
Hey yo, I'm ready for the night
I used to call myself a agri
Let's get the party started, see you at the bar, you was hardly talking
That's when I knew that you're heart was starting
Friends to lovers need a part to start a lightweight thing
Let me ask you pardon, this ain't good to you, this is proud of darling
If you want something, you can ask me darling, and you started laughing
Cause you think I'm joking, but looking in your eyes, that's the best thing
Great life's giving me the red skin, you was in a bad mood for me
Stepped in, well you checked out for me, you can check dinner
On the phone you gon' vent to your best friend
The one who gave you the lecture
But I ain't gon' sweat your pay
I'm a lecture catch up with your boy
Undress here let me tell you why I'm a blessed
You ain't my life
Falling away in my life
I know you feel the same with your me
You know I'm more than me
You're where I wanna be
My darling can't you see
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
Say you're walking in the mood, trying to hide my feelings for you
Don't wanna argue, not with you, tell me why you're so into now
tonight. Hold me close. Don't tell me goodnight. Are you down in
Cappy? Tell me where you're ready. I'm ready. We can get
into, but we can get into the shower when you're singing it
better than Beyonce. I like the sound of Beyonce. You know
it's got a little ring to it, but really when I think of it
growing up I've never seen marriages. No weddings, no
horse, no carriages. I want to do things different and
change the narrative. God knows you are a wild child.
I need your help looking like you come from the 90s by yourself my mom 61
I'm a favorite line to tell her son is sometimes she wish that she had a girl
I want to take you back to a time back to a trip you have that white wine that I never got to sip
And dinner was a room but she never got the pink I know that everybody told me that I'm sick
Peace.
I hear you and you're not asleep
And I'm about to wake up
When you're drunk I'll
I said leave me there
Rock me
If I'm gone
I could love a rock you
Don't think I'm gone
I could love a rock me
If I'm gone
They gon' blow up love me
Say the wrong thing
You'll bounce at me
Say that first
I could blow my heart at seven
You wanna let me
I could blow my heart at seven
Hey, hey, hey, hey
I could blow my soul at seven
I say, see me, see me, yeah
See me, see me, see me, yeah
Fine and round, and I'm just
Oh man, get busy, don't shake that booty, don't stop when the beat drops, don't skip, swing with it, get jiggy, get thugged up, circulate, anything you want, for God, it's absolutely if I don't take with me.
I want to see you get life on the rhythm on my ride, I'm a lyricist, I'm about electric city.
Yeah, nobody can handle your nothing for your done or your destiny.
Now, check the landings, one for all with us, and now the car with us, then the ride with us.
with us, in at the club them one flex with us, they'll get next with us, then grab next with us.
Come in here with one tight knife and with flame, you're not all we need, but it's with flame.
It's a good girl, turn me on till I earn them all, let's get it on, let's get it on.
Till I earn them all I got, it's all good girls, turn me on, girl, close with it.
Don't get all the same, can't walk or dead car, anything you want, I saw your mask again.
get it. Coming in moments and don't eat the damn sand girl. Wonderful. I'm just
pumping it. No, I'm not going to time down.
you
I
Like seriously, but yeah, we're picking boots right now apparently just adidas it's pretty it's predators or f50s
That's what we use
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Hey, you're smart.
Damn! You're smart as shit, bro.
Next person?
Hello.
You're so job, bro.
Hello, Mike.
What the fuck is that?
Who's that? Who's that?
The Intermediary. Watch. 3, 2, 1.
Yeah.
Nice.
Yo, check F-50s or a Penedriss, which one should I choose?
So, what do you think is best for me?
What do you think is best for me?
Who knows what he's going to learn?
Oh yeah, I know, I know.
No, I'm not.
I just went live, yeah.
Surprise!
You hear what I was talking about?
No, I did not, bro.
I didn't even go live like he did 15 minutes ago.
No, I didn't.
Prater is better?
I didn't look I didn't look
I'm feeling that you know what I mean
I know, you got so good at this.
You're out with so many people.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, like, runs real well.
Yeah, they're gonna do interviews
and everything when we pick.
God damn.
They're gonna do interviews
and everything when we pick.
God damn.
They're gonna do interviews
and everything when we pick.
God damn.
They're gonna do interviews
Everything where we pit, God damn, Jesus Christ is about to be launched, chat.
I got a Nike sponsor as well, I'll do it that way.
I said Nike, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, when did you say Nike, right?
Yeah.
I don't know.
What the fuck?
I don't know how to pitch bro but I'm not leaving nothing in my pocket
Are you good?
I'm fucking good
Yo John!
Yo!
I don't know what shoes I'm picking
There's some blue F-50s
and there's some more white predators
Which ones will pick
Here we go again, bro. I like the second he fucking
Yeah
and his railings right now let's get really come on green links at the back
you're right we're not fucking back bro no yeah I know I know I know I know I
know fuck but I want to be fucking back well everyone's gonna get moved around
oh yeah true well just play that honestly as well if you start at the
back you just run up I'm not gonna lie I'm literally switching positions like
Fuck Jack Joseph.
Win!
Not only switching positions and attaining...
No way, no.
Cutter aside, Billion.
What is Billion at?
He's Predator.
He's Predator, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, you're not allowed to be alive, you dumbass.
Like you're a joke. You're actually a joke, but you're actually just fully alive
You know
You have your license back here?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes, you have.
I don't believe you.
Yes, you have.
I don't have cankels.
It's all funny.
What is a cankel?
It's when you have fat ankles.
I have normal sized ankles.
No, you know what the problem is?
You tie your shoes so hard at the top.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're trying to get swag on the floor.
This is swag, this is swag.
It's football, so that's swag.
Be swaggy, be swaggy, bro.
You gotta be swaggy, mutt.
Hey, be fucking swaggy, cunt.
It's my clip that's up for us.
Yeah, sorry, sorry about that.
My fault, my fault.
You get about a cure.
Don't look over here.
Bro, you know he said he's been vulking
until he has a bigger hit box in there.
Oh, is that it?
Or is that just all the fucking pizza
You've never been able to go off and sketch?
Yeah, exactly.
You've never been able to go off and sketch?
No, no, no, no, sketch girlfriend.
I'm so sorry.
Well, Marlon, wait for me.
I'm so sorry.
No, I do not.
Marlon, wait for me.
I don't hate women, actually.
I was trying to cut it off, but it's not the guy.
It what?
It's it.
Exactly.
I'm not even going to talk to you.
I'm not even going to talk to you anymore.
I'm not going to talk to you anymore.
All right, all right, I don't care.
I don't care.
I guess I'm responsive still.
You got RG sir.
Pleasure to meet you sir.
You told us about the shoe options.
Oh yeah, so it's either Predator, like you are, or F50. What do you want to pick?
Predator. Wait, aren't you the guy that I'm talking about?
I don't know
Wait, wait, wait
You're in after a high school show
I think that he's really kind of
I don't know
So we'll do these four
And then how many more of you got off the list
I think there's like five more
I think one more
You're so good at swimming
You're so good at camping
I don't know
I just need to take your bag off of you
Because we can't have this for the rest
Yeah, all good
Just stay there
No, I'll have it, I'll have it, yeah
Actually we're picking out, we're picking out, chat
Lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in
Lock in
3, 2, 3, 2, 1
Follow me, follow me, follow me
Oh yeah?
Yes
And turn
Yay!
Yeah, we've been going, man
How are you guys doing?
I'm fine
I'm fine, I'm fine
There you go, you can start around
Yo, don't be fucking in front of me, bro
Don't fuck with the citizen!
Yo, leave him alone!
I mean, nah, you can't shoot both sides.
Fuck you, I must say.
Fuck you.
This is training, this is training.
No, no, right here.
That's the opposite.
That's the outback there.
That's it.
That was chaos.
Actually, let me ask you.
Chaos or control?
Controls.
These are all different teams.
So you all control.
Sorry, you don't have to stop because of the teams.
You all just do your preferences of play.
Yeah.
Come on.
I think I'm just going to panic, bro.
So that's chaos.
Exactly.
You say chaos?
I'll control it.
So let me ask you this then.
Preds or Feds?
Preds, Preds, Preds.
Are you not Preds or Feds?
No it's Preds, it's not Preds.
Preds, Preds, Preds.
Tell me what, why do you not Preds quickly?
That's a proper boot.
That is a proper, it's like giving me back until I start.
You know what I mean?
I used to see what I'm talking about bro.
I'm talking like, like, like, like, like, like, like.
What?
These are too techy for me.
They are kids. Oh, I'm controlling your controller. Yeah, check your mood. Yeah, I go out. Hey, man. If you go mad
Yes, I give my give my give my not cool. No
I'll see you guys next time.
Alright, y'all see me?
Y'all see me?
Y'all hear me, check?
Y'all see me?
Y'all hear me?
We're good boys and girls!
As you can see, y'all, we're here at the Sidemen charity match practice, bro.
I just got a little haircut in the hotel room 20 minutes before this.
I'm going out of my hair.
It's blonde now.
I'm showing it off.
Yes, I know.
It's in the process of growing again.
We got to start the whole process over again.
Okay, again, again, again, again.
Okay?
We're here.
Apparently, we cannot use Nikes.
for the practice so I don't know what that goes for the game to but um I mean
fucking we got some credit shaft like Becka name it um you know I'm saying and
does this look good or not be honest try this look good the good y'all are
know
This is yo, yo, this is the goalkeeper. Thank you
No, I can't hang out really really really really because you was the one that wouldn't
even let me lie say hi to your girlfriend was it exactly from you from you I knew
You're the one that's the creditors I'm the one with the iced-out chain
Here's the one with the earrings iced-out
Lady eyebrows, no, no
Really good or what you say that
Let me say something
I'm gonna bitch on that fucking bitch
It's it's you have gum in your breast still supposed to
Yeah, I'm not talking to you no more. You understand
Yo, I'm ready I'm ready boy. How are we doing? Oh, yeah, we're all good. Everybody's got the devil's man
We're here. This is the one of the
This is the
One of the biggest, y'all, are you fucking kidding me?
Hey man.
Biggest Silicon Stars, that's, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Wait, what did you pick?
I'm a predator.
Really? I thought you should have been at 15.
No, I'm a predator.
Okay, maybe, okay.
Do you guys have a size seven and a half?
What was that?
I was only looking at my camera.
What was that one?
Seven and a half.
Y'all got a size seven and a half?
Oh!
No, I'm a bear, I'm a bear, I'm a bear.
I don't even have a predator.
Build a belt.
What's your fucking mouth?
Yeah, it's alright, my bad.
That's not fucking mouth.
It's alright, it's alright.
Honestly, you want me to rule?
I think you would do better in FFDs.
I, I, true, I'll be honest.
Okay.
Well, I'm a predator.
Okay, okay.
The FFDs actually, that goes better.
Shemai, Shemai should be,
he's more like, pacey, not really,
but like, you know, dribbly, not really, but you know.
I'm like, I'm like a very rare-life player.
Oh
I'm ready to oh my god
Yeah, you know that fits now block
I'm a little nervous, bro. What if I score too many goals in the training match that kicked me out
Is that a possibility?
I scored too much
I heard a little bird on the fellas podcast that told me that JJ was saying I'm gonna
fly to be shit and not gonna perform and you know see me get to me I know he's that
right now but all I know is I'm sly tackling him and all that stuff and I get a couple
goals you know what I mean yeah yeah I like that chat I like that role bro
good yeah oh
no that's tough that's tough that's tough yes yes yes yes yes yes yes I like that
thing good you see this I know I'm there I'm there I'm there I'm there
Shut up my coach, bro. I'm a trainer.
How do we out here, man?
Let's get a boost, let's get a boost.
Get the kicks.
That's our coach right there.
You're getting hate out? Yes, I did.
I know you look so good
My god a sag I leave me no bro. That's not pain
Why is it that one like brother? Yo, and that and that and that maybe go special on the pitch
Keep missing my slot
Good choice, good choice, good choice.
Yeah?
Yeah, great choice.
How you doing?
Marlon bro.
Nice to meet you man.
Nice to meet you, nice to meet you.
You are my opposition, you know what I'm saying right now, because you know.
That's fine bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's all good.
All love, all love, all love.
I'm just gonna break your leg or two.
Wow!
Okay, slow down everybody.
Yeah, but what do you mean?
I try.
You're so...
I try.
13 US 13 is a UK 12
Oh, please, thank you
Your mother let's not let me get a bit for my vlog. Let's do it. Yeah
So Marlin, I want to know yes, okay. Yes come down on my level bro. Okay. Yeah, thanks
Okay, I want to know like all the ugly people out there. Hey, hey, hey, hey. No, no, no, listen. Listen. Okay
Yeah, all the ugly people out. What is your advice?
Oh, my advice is this, bro. Don't be fucking ugly. How about that? Okay, go up, bro. I grow up, seriously. That should piss me off
Don't be ugly. That's it. Yeah. How do you do that?
Don't look at me like, yeah
God, great to God
That's my advice. Exactly. That's my advice, bro. Just pray, have faith. Do not
I do not listen to you.
Then you must fuck off.
Swedish football? Let's talk about it.
Tomorrow we'll be doing Larson or we'll be doing Zlatan.
Zlatan bro, by far what? Best player of what time? Swedish player, yeah.
1000% bro, come on now. And we also just made a World Cup. You know how we move in.
Personally, I also think we're gonna win the World Cup.
Yeah, why are you looking at me like that?
Yeah, we're gonna win the World Cup. You don't believe that?
I knew your flame.
Thank you so much. Appreciate it.
So what are you...
Have you got any size 13?
You're not 13.
Let's go for the foot, bitch.
Let's go for Florida.
Mogged, bitch!
Oh, I'm gonna put them...
Wait, am I dishes?
No, these ones. We're gonna take some for putting in a bag, too.
Oh, well, so what's this about wearing over there?
I've got to put them on right now, right now.
No, no, no, no.
Five for the next time.
Okay, okay.
My stretcher a little bit for you?
There you go.
Amazing.
Yes, sir.
Okay.
That's our coach right there.
Now, Chad, quick, quick, quick.
Do we go with the glazing approach?
Because when Logan and Rolston says,
Fuck Jack Joseph.
Fuck him. Finally, fuck him.
He's not gonna see us around anyways, okay?
Do we go with a deglazing title or what do we do?
Oh that's right.
Yeah, everyone's like, wait, is that you?
You know the answer.
Close.
Oh my god, boy, you look so good.
Dude, bro.
I'm not even kidding, bro.
What is it about my legs?
Like, it's everything.
Is the way you like close fit right now, like, can I feel?
Oh my god.
What do you say about that?
Like, can you like give me a gym or something?
Listen Marlon, listen Marlon.
Yeah, I'm here, I'm here.
Who's this?
Who's this right now?
Is this your people?
Yeah, it's my people right here.
Big up still.
Still?
Bangles.
You already know?
Listen Marlon.
I need to tell your people what you said about that.
I can't remember.
My brain's faded a bit.
Bro, Jack Joseph is like, he's my coach, I love him, like, you know what I mean?
And actually we believe he's gonna get us to swim today.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So where do you wanna play?
Like midfield?
Yeah, midfield.
I'd like you not wanna play.
A bench?
Okay.
And what about defender?
Oh, that's a little sensitive subject, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Would rather just like stay up top, kinda like go attack a little bit.
Okay. Yeah.
Take that into consideration, yeah?
I'm the fattest motherfucker on this side of the river, remember that?
Yes sir, yes sir.
Fuck, yeah, yeah, I'm telling you this right now.
Fuck Jack Joseph.
Wait, that wasn't good.
No, it wasn't fucking good.
He's gonna put me in the center back.
Probably starting, yo, I'm telling you right now.
He puts me in the center back.
I don't care what you say.
I'm leaving my defense.
I'm going center middle.
I'm telling you that right now.
Right now, yeah.
Can I start you out with some sunglasses?
Three sunglasses.
So I'm here right now.
Yeah!
That's the one that took a lot of shirts today.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna teach him something real-life.
Oh, my fault, my fault, my fault, my bad, my bad, my bad.
I'm trying too hard today, man.
No, no, no, I'm not.
Take it easy.
Yeah, but that doesn't matter.
I feel more acclimated, though.
I can breathe now.
Yeah, but you should, like,
I don't know how to do it, man.
I don't want to ruin my legs.
You've done the trick.
You're not gonna ruin your legs.
No, I'm not gonna ruin it.
Ha ha ha.
My god, bro.
This is my goalie, by the way.
Yo, you know what?
I bet you didn't train your legs because you don't do leg day.
Yes, I do!
If you did, you would have chicken legs and be shaking right now.
No, you would not!
No, no.
Hey, yo, hey!
Hey, yo, yo, you do it!
I did not say.
Watch him all day.
I watch him all day every day.
Okay.
Yeah.
So, uh, here for two.
Can we get on the pitch and then after start?
Yeah, let's go, let's go.
All right, let me get some sunglasses though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get some sunglasses.
All right.
Oh
Damn big big got them special shoes on
Oh
125 get the subs
Okay
The life's good. Okay, so I don't know if these are gonna like look good. I think you look good in everything
I wish they looked bad. It's really bad. Okay, but so this is this like different for everyone. Yeah
Yeah, we tried to like pick the right okay
For the right people. Oh god. Okay. My sunglasses
Yeah, I know of it. I know of it. Yeah, I do I do I do I do okay
No, are they clear oh now you snapped he snapped. Yeah, she snapped. Oh, they might they might be a little smaller
I'm gonna be that's a hundred-percent. There you the type of guys are weird try these ones
Like the black ones
No, they're not quite right. They're not quite right. No, okay, okay
You see I got a small head
I kind of like smaller glasses, you know like
Oh wait, what? Hold on. Hold on? Yeah. Yeah, that's it. That's it. That's it. You're good.
You're doing great. Appreciate it, bro. Thank you, brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you,
bro. Appreciate that. Yo, eggs. Let me see yours. Eggs. Let me see yours.
I'm gonna do. Oh, no, that's that. That's tough. That's tough. I like that. I like
that a lot. I like it a lot. That's better in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank
Let's see how you get up, brother
Can you help me pick?
Yeah, yeah, let's do it
Are you good or not?
Can you see chat?
Riot
Sorry, bro
How are you, bro?
Are you good?
I don't, we're good
Get him, man
Yes, sir
Sorry
Thank you, brother
Thank you
Let's go
I'm on the ground
Malone!
Hey!
Have you been up to, mate?
What's up?
Obviously.
Welcome to London.
I texted you, didn't I? I said, I'm here, yeah.
Welcome.
Not the biggest fan in London right now, be honest.
No one is, mate.
That's why you don't live there, I'm guessing.
The question I am asking, and everyone's wondering it,
was the chicken nice?
The chicken was nice.
No listen, I'm here. Why are you the only ones that get custom boots? I'm so confused here.
So basically what this is, I don't know if you wear it, I'm the king of the jungle.
You are? To be fair?
So they reached out, actually they reached out to me and said look, do you want custom boots?
I said yeah. And I said yeah. And I got them. And if you want the only stand, sir, I just brought these.
And you didn't get a fuck, did you?
If I'm not allowed to wear it, I'll change it.
Okay.
If I am allowed to wear it, we're all right.
We got your own predators?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
But I'm also going to get some free ones.
Like, break any new boots?
I know.
Why do I got the ones with the tongue?
Yeah, that's what I wanted.
What the fuck?
The ones with the tongue.
I'm getting those with the tongue.
Yeah, what?
They've been not allowed to do the tongue.
Yeah, what?
All right.
Yo!
Quick question.
Hi.
Do we have any like same size with the tongue?
No.
I was trying to find it.
Oh, she was actually trying.
How was that again, 12 and a half?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, this is the only.
And what size is that?
I got 12 and a half.
Thank you.
What's up?
How's it going?
They don't have time to do it.
Yeah, it's all good.
All good.
Thank you, though.
Appreciate it.
So, let me, how you doing?
Good to meet you, man.
Yeah, good to meet you, bro.
Yeah I'm right, yeah I'm right.
I don't care.
It's time, bro.
Yeah, it's time.
What the, man?
It's time.
Can we even step on?
Is anybody on yet?
Wait, can we step on?
Step on, bro.
Fuck, nobody's has really gotten on yet.
Are they filming some shit?
I'm on there.
Hey, boba, this is a nice pitch now.
wait Cooper flags oh that's cool right there what the f***
she want to pass your ass what's up bro yeah Shay little surprise guest I heard
little surprise guest he's a big Sidemen fan I heard you know what I mean
what up brother good to meet you bro god damn you too this shit bro what's up
bro yeah I did told me and someone about to pull up bro I was like damn
Yeah
You like being a big sideline watcher or what?
Yeah
Yeah, growing up with stuff
That's fire
Excited for the game?
Yeah, I'm excited
It's cool
When was 90,000 views?
It was a lot
Crazy
You ever played or not really?
I used to play when I was younger
Nah
You played a lot, right?
Yeah, I played when I was a kid
But I grew up in Sweden so it's kind of like, you know
That's like our basketball, I guess, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it's different because I guess I was playing basketball here
Like the games that we played around like 2 in the morning
Yeah, oh yeah, way different
Yeah
You just finished your season, right?
Yeah, we just finished our game.
I feel it.
We feel it.
I mean, who's a good season?
Obviously, bro.
I'm not a pro, so we're going to win very much, but it's all right.
We'll get a next year.
Yeah.
We'll be back, so.
Say no more, bro.
Hey, good to meet you, my boy.
Good to meet you.
Appreciate you.
Yeah, sir.
Love, bro.
I swear on my life, I'm looking up at this motherfucker.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Huh?
Go back.
Go back?
Are you going back?
You're going back.
Okay, brother.
What we saying, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get up, Bubba, it's kind of weird to do it like this.
I know.
Like, let's go warm up.
Yo, so I know it's so crazy.
So we sitting at lunch.
We sitting at lunch, right?
And we sitting at lunch.
And Simon's like, bro, we got special guests pulling up.
Hold on, let's change for her.
We got special guests pulling up.
And he was like, Cooper Flag.
Cooper Flag?
Why is Cooper Flag here?
Like, for what?
He was like, bro, he's a big Sidemen fan, apparently.
I was like, holy shit.
Kind of crazy, you know?
Gotcha, shit's on here.
Oh, I gotta warm up though properly.
I gotta get a proper warm up.
Yo, chat, I'm so excited for this chat.
Hope y'all doing good, bro.
Hope y'all gonna enjoy this.
It's gonna be the practice today
and then the game tomorrow.
And then we're flying.
Whole family's here.
Everybody's here.
We had a good lunch with everybody.
We pretty much like just talk,
with no cameras on, Sidemen,
Nicko, AJ, everybody.
Yeah, it was good, man.
It was really, really good. I'll be honest.
Oh, these are so tight though.
Yo, I hope they're gonna give us like proper,
oh, proper warm up and stuff, you know?
Oh, I see you're dancing.
I'm already getting a little circle. Okay.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Stop saying bro.
All right, I'm gonna put our stuff here, yeah?
That's cool.
You know, Chad's saying it's an Ella haircut.
No one's saying that!
Stop!
Okay.
Ooh, I feel good.
I just need a little warm-up.
I just need a proper warm-up, Chad.
Oh!
Oh, this guy's so nice.
Ay!
Not now, man.
shh shh shh shh
hey hey hey hey hey hey
yo this grass is nice
this grass is really nice
I never played with no adidas shoes though
ay yeah he never do that he never do that in the game ever
ever no he did not
Oh
No, what no warm up
What no, it's right to you I need to be there
You
right to you right to you ah yeah you're right you're right you're right
that's a dime that's a dime
oh yeah
I feel good, I feel great, I feel great, I feel really good, just here to have fun
Head out for me. So these are the balls we're playing with, balls.
And by the way, I know it's time I'm out of breath. I promise you I'm not.
Maybe a little bit, but...
I'm not warped on me
Oh man
They're shooting fucking, they're shooting panics right now
You don't want this?
You don't want that work?
Stop
Let me see your pen, come on
Did you actually?
Don't got glasses
You shit! You shit! You shit! You shit!
That's the dog shit! Dog shit!
Let me get to my field real quick.
Oh! What? Hey!
That's a great shot.
That's unbelievable.
Let's go let me see it
That was a shot
You didn't know that to do it.
I unlocked the new tech after every Tobi.
I seen it, yeah, that was good.
You see the power you get on it though?
Bro, you get so much power.
I know, way better.
Because you kick through it, like.
Yeah, you point your toes.
Normally, I would kick it, and I would go here.
And it'd be kind of sloppy, right?
Like a pass, or it's like.
Do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lace that bit, yeah.
I actually think you're going to get a goal.
I'm not even kidding.
You definitely could.
Yeah, you have to.
We could dress up.
I know.
Bro.
Where are you right now, man?
Woooo!
AHHHHHHH!!
What?
Nah, I'm not gunning there.
I can't give it away right now, right?
Aww, KSI short, boo!
We haven't started yet.
No, we haven't started yet.
We are gonna score we we we fucking call them that shit right now both of us come on now
This has my chain annoying.
That one?
Ah, let's go.
Let's go check, let's go.
I'm going to take my chain, yeah.
I'm not the Christian, y'all.
We're not the Christos!
F**k the Christos!
I'll do it by the bag.
Like when I have it in your pocket?
Super!
Why Simon Schrein with their leg?
Is this the ball?
So the ball is this?
What the hell?
I don't know.
It's like a weird looking ball.
I don't know.
It kinda feels weird.
I'll punch the air in it.
Yeah, that's a f***.
Huh?
Oh yeah, those are real coaches, I feel like, you know?
The real deal.
Yeah, like the real deal, like.
Oh, we're locked in.
Locked in.
Oh wait, are we on that side or on that side?
I mean, they just told us to go this way, so.
How are you doing here?
Oh, good, good.
Let me grace it, let me grace it, let me grace it.
Ha ha ha!
You're putting it ready, yeah?
Huh? I feel a good ride over here.
Yeah, good man.
Good to meet you, bro.
Good to meet you, yeah, sir, bro.
Give me a good session.
Yes, sir.
My coach just came up to me talking like that,
bro, like, like,
Is that a threat or some chat?
He said he's going to stretch you out real good.
No, he didn't.
I heard him.
That was me, boss.
I'm not watching you.
He said enemy truck and enemy territory.
Yo, get out of here.
I don't even...
You're on my team.
Yeah, I'm just getting psyched up.
Okay, yeah.
I'm going to pay for it.
Okay.
And this one's going to score a goal, Josh.
We're off.
Yeah.
I hope you score, baby.
Fucking three I scored bro. I want to be in the middle, bro. I don't want to be sitting back
Oh, I feel the best there though. Okay
What
Now hit this the man just a room in
I want to be in the middle
I don't know.
Our problem is we need to figure out who's in the fence.
Okay, how about this?
How about this?
We got Harry as the center back, correct?
Harry AB, Toby left Mac.
No, no, no, no.
Fuck!
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Okay, so.
I'll next to you.
I'll talk to him.
I think that's not a bad idea.
Honestly, we need someone in the front.
I know, I know.
But like, do we really know?
I went to the front.
Do we really don't?
Simon.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, you need someone that can at least give Simon.
He can run.
What are you saying about it?
Defensive.
Who's saying you're starting to send him back?
You should.
You pay defense.
We're number three.
I'll double.
I'll take my toe in.
I didn't use to like...
Come on, I'm going.
I'm going.
I can't.
I'm going to save Jack.
You see, I know.
That's how I said to.
I'm going to give fucking...
That's how I said to.
Yeah, go fucking friend, yeah, yeah.
Oh yes, please, please.
I think it could be the vibe, right?
You could club a lot of surfers there.
Out there, I'm good.
I played defense last time.
That's not a bad show.
Chris, that's not a bad show.
I did.
You played better in that.
No, I did. That was my first match ever played in life.
10 years, bro.
I think I based a lot of soul.
If you can find someone else who can play centre-back.
Okay, then.
Yeah, nah, I was I'm not gonna lie. It was it was no
Is that is that the the only goal you scored? Yeah
No, I'm not saying, no, no, no he's back.
Is it cool?
I think you got a new seventh match.
Yeah, two, seven goals.
Oh good.
Wait, so what position do you want me to play?
Right back.
Oh you do?
Don't look at me, I can do it now.
I'm tired.
You're a legged man in that position.
So what is it now?
I just want to put you in the first place.
Everyone's trying to play.
No defense.
Okay.
Alright.
We've seen some of that time though.
Now you have, yeah, yeah, that's valid.
One actually.
Oh my God.
Bull.
You can't be a two-way though.
I'm not going both sides of the ball.
No you can't. You can.
You can be a two-way though.
I'm not understanding most of these words.
I'm stuck out if I do better stuff over there.
Are you out?
You can be a two-way there.
Now he understands.
Now I understand it.
It's like they can't talk.
Bro, you can't talk.
I'm fucking stretching, bro.
Stretch, stretch, stretch, stretch.
There's our center back.
No, I don't want to fucking fit in my back.
Oh, okay.
Can I be like a little, like,
Like a lot of... okay, alright, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't look like you're from the pen.
Yeah, that's... I do like speaking from the pen.
Alright.
Did he say so, bro?
Right back?
You're pretty far.
You're not the pen.
You look like a lot of right back, so, dude.
It's all just...
I don't want to play that girl.
What the fuck?
I'm telling you, when I'm going up, all my life I'm going up.
Something I'm going up. I'm going okay, bro. I don't care watch me watch me watch me watch me watch me
Opposite
I guess how about this I move up you come down
Okay
Oh, yeah
And that you
What's going on? Yo Jack!
Yo Jack!
Jack!
You're a coach! What's going on?
Yeah, they're just fucking...
Oh fuck.
Yeah, yes sir.
Was that a cheat, I just said?
No, no, no, no, no.
Fuck off.
Okay.
Little jogging on the down...
Oh fuck.
I'm fucking up, I'm fucking up, I'm fucking up.
I was just here stretching, showing me your series.
Alright.
Right.
Yeah, I don't like our fucking coach, man.
I don't like our coach.
I don't like our coach at all, bro.
Imagine him as just a menopuffet, a figurine.
Okay.
He's there.
Okay.
You don't have to worry about that.
Okay.
Why do you have to fly dainty, bro?
Don't worry.
You'll be fine.
There's no way he benches you.
Okay.
I'm just going to fuck off, so like, yeah.
I'm coming.
That's how you get it.
Oh, I forgot.
Did I say you could come back?
Alright.
It's all over the place.
Wait, what? No, no, no, no, no!
Okay, okay. Can I, can I please come back in?
I apologize. I apologize.
To who?
To Jack Joseph, my coach.
That's Lord Jack Joseph.
Lord Jack Joseph, I apologize.
What are you sorry for?
Sorry for behaving bad these past couple of days.
My attitude.
It's like taking it very, like, unserious.
Say please and thank you.
Jesus, thank you.
No, I'm like, hope's gone.
Yeah.
I'll see what's going on.
Stop some good board chat.
What are we doing?
All right, chat.
What are you doing?
We're just on the fucking line.
Let's go.
Open the gate.
What land are you in right now, lad?
Thank you.
Oh
Straight leg, straight leg, straight leg, straight leg.
These all have even finished, what they did.
Stop, bro.
Go, go, go!
Slowly, slowly.
Are you ready, yeah?
You can take this.
Alright, here it is.
No way we're starting again.
We're starting again?
Ah, brother!
Have you opened gates?
Yeah.
Yeah, we've done that. You've closed games.
Yeah, we've done that.
Yeah, we've done that. We've done that.
We've done that. Yeah, we've done that.
What have you done?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, what have you done?
Down.
And the next bit.
Down.
And if you can give it a little shuffle from side to side.
And drug it back, guys.
Drug it back.
Huh?
Where's that bird?
Oh, he's...
Huh?
One more lunch?
One more lunch.
Oh, boy, Josh!
Josh, where's Josh at?
Nico.
AB in defence.
You know, he's...
He's got wings, it's good.
I'm going to need you to go back a bit, please.
Don't kick anyone, we're going to go from side, so we're going to go back.
Alright, don't overdo it.
You're teammates.
Go on, Dedge!
What was that?
We don't care.
You have a train to get in there?
It's probably three left now.
That's the plan. Go, go, go!
I did it, I hit him!
Maybe he's being right now.
Maybe he's thinking about being right now.
All right, let's go forward now, guys.
We're going to have a nice Ronaldo head-up.
So a little jog forward for us.
OK.
That one's not going to be fun.
Show me your name.
Let's go!
Freaking nice!
Okay, X, I like that!
I like that!
Same again. Chris, watch again.
I want to see higher jumps. That was too hard for you.
Higher, higher, higher!
Not a centipede!
Can't wait to go over here to these red cones over here for me too.
Here we go.
Let's go for a rondo.
You missed that on the rondo.
Here we go Chad, here we go.
What the fuck are you doing?
Here we go Chad.
Yeah?
This guy says he needs to straighten out with you.
Let me show you.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
Alright, go on then.
Fuck off.
It's not looking good. It's not looking good at all. It's not looking good at all.
I'm getting pretty like a dog here.
Wait bro, are you going to give it back?
Oh yo!
Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
Thank you. Thank you.
Yes. Oh my god, we might be back in here.
We might be back fucking in here.
Did you get a fucking hate phone train?
Yeah?
Fuck off.
Okay, yes sir.
No!
Oh, what the fuck?
Fuck off.
Rock you now.
Rock.
Yeah, I know it's in my butt right now, I know bro. I know. Trust me.
Aye!
Ah, here we go, Rondo.
Oh, that's a big Rondo! They're not going to have to hunt!
Are you a...
I defend this right here, let's go.
Oh Nick, I defend.
Hey, who's the other side?
What you trying to help me out with?
Alright guys, if you guys stop, give him the buzz on the left side of the middle.
Yo Lays, hey, we got practice!
We got fucking practice Lays!
Harry!
Harry, you're in the middle!
Harry you're in the middle!
Good next to an idiot.
Holy shit, you're my understatement man.
Before we do a fight here, that's my far right.
Oh Harry!
That's where you my CB!
You thought I don't even look at the fall?
I'm like, you do it.
I see you!
That's supposed to fuck with all that, eh?
I don't know.
Let's go!
First one's free, bro.
Go, boys!
Nice, boys.
Nice.
Nice, boys.
Nice, lads!
Nice!
Now we're talking!
That's a team! Come on, Dapt!
Oh!
You got to show them.
Hey, Lace!
I like that tour. I like that a lot.
Come on, Dapt. Let me see it.
Sivy!
Sivy, we're turning over here.
There's a mission.
Tell us your breath, they gave no breath.
That was the breath bro.
Right here.
That's the set-up.
Lacey, get out, get out. Yes, Lays!
Yes, Lays! Yes!
Here we go! Here we go!
Here we go!
Hey, Lacey!
Lacey, I like that.
I like that I know I know it's all about coming you're right if you hit it
Nice, well done.
Nice, you did it!
There you go, dad, there you go.
Didn't even touch the board at all, lads.
Yo, AB! AB, come on, bro.
Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Nah, yeah I feel good, yeah.
Yeah it's hopes.
Oh nice to be a joiner, Zedge.
Yeah, nice to be a joiner.
Yeah, nice to be a fucking joiner.
That's what I'm saying.
He wants to play defense.
No, you know,
I'm not saying that's not a good idea.
I'm saying that's not a good idea.
No, he's in the open.
Whoa.
Wait, may I move down a little bit so we can spread out right here?
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
First touch is free.
Yeah, I don't say that's going into jungle, bro.
Okay.
Oh, good, dude.
All right.
That's not the right one, bro.
All right, man.
I'm the right-hand man, bro.
Do you want me?
I am the right-hand man.
Yeah.
He was on touch, his mud.
Punch it out.
Come on, Nex!
What?
Go!
I thought you fell out.
Hey, that's not me, yeah?
Yeah, that's not me.
Tch!
I like that.
Yeah, I like that.
Man, one touch!
One touch!
Ah!
One touch!
Oh, I'm up to it! I'm up to it!
Get in there! Get out of here!
I found him, I found him, I found him, I found him, I found him.
First free, first free, first free.
You should be in the defense.
Oh that's me, that's me, that's me, that's me, that's me.
Come on Aaron
That's it
Play, play, play, play, play
Play, play
That's great
I'll go too
Oh shit
Oh no!
Ball!
Oh!
Oh fuck!
That is straight my balls!
That's over!
Good little dodge!
Alright, well now it's not his turn!
It's not his turn!
I will not like it. I was lucky kind of nice, huh?
No child that tell you know a team will quick let me know let me know check let me know
I
Don't want to play your defense is she ain't no shit. I don't want to play defense. I'm jumping around bitch
There's no way yeah, are you serious we already fucking snacks boys
You want to get a full fucking both McDonald's right now dead ass
It's supposed to be losing weight on your tether. Yeah, yeah, I expect it
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah
Alright, let's lock in, let's lock in, let's lock in
What do you think of your team, man?
What do you think of my team, actually? Like, this is like horrendous
This is like genuinely horrendous
It might only be like...
You can do it, man
Huh? No, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
No, it's down the enemy bench, you can't say that
Come on, Joe, hold on
Oh, we just puts in our CB boss seriously, but yeah, bro
Yo, these guys are nice
Oh
Where are you there?
We'll show you the warm-up, we'll show you the warm-up.
We need to be focused because we're going to go to the left to start and then to the right.
Alright, as I demonstrate it, you'll understand it.
Guys, you can open this please, bro.
Guys, you're with us, you're with us.
Strike off, you're with us.
Alright, we're going to turn now to our left to just watch it.
We'll go past in there, turns out to his left.
What are your thoughts?
I'm going to throw a ball back in that pool, then put it in the next one.
The ball will be in here. Where would I turn out to, mate?
Other way.
Good job.
Last time.
Let's follow, just follow the ball, follow the ball.
Just pass it and follow where it goes.
The pass for the ball, Swiss side.
All time you win, 2, 1, go!
Here we go, let's go team!
Yeah, there we go, good pass!
Yes Josh!
Next play, let's go!
I got that, I got that, I got that.
Come on, go, let's go.
AB, go, AB, go, let's go.
No, no, no, you go, you go, turn.
This way, this way, this way.
It's all right, miss him out, mate.
Let's go.
Go that way.
Let's go, mate.
Next, let's go.
Into the middle.
What do you want?
Let's go.
OK, OK.
What do you want?
Go.
What do you want?
Harry.
What do you want?
Come on, come on here.
Wait, what?
What do you want?
Go back.
Yeah!
I'm here!
Go on, guys!
Go on, boys!
Yeah, dead, dead, dead, dead!
I want you dead!
They're looking at you, you see them, you see them?
Well, I'm out of 10 football skills, what's up?
I'm not going to lie, I just need some solid stuff.
I have. Whoa.
He's saying, he's dead, there's your one and me a two.
It's just fucking banter, mate.
Eight.
We're on the same team.
Fuck!
Right striker, yeah.
I think you have a fucking attribute.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Oh, there's a booth here.
That's not a goodie room, man.
There's a bill, come on, a boss, a boss.
Yeah, this is fucking Sambo's, like...
I didn't think you were supposed to do that, I'm not lying.
Hey, we're supposed to be right here.
Yeah, yeah, I'm the big guy with you.
Jump down!
Yeah, Danny!
Let's finish, right?
Yeah, bring on the footballs, bring on the footballs.
Goal win!
How do you find your spot?
What is that?
I'll do a beep.
I'll do a beep, I'll do a beep, I'll do a beep.
Yeah, for sure.
Ask everything I do, Senegal.
Here we go, come on team, let's go!
Hey, let's go, same team, let's go!
Let's go boys.
Let's go bro, let's do it.
Let's go.
I just want to get everybody here.
White, you're defenders, so attackers are here to face us, face us, face us.
Hold on, slow down now.
Hold on, that line up is cut, man.
Let's cook him, let's cook him.
Don't judge hit box.
Why is our coach playing?
You can't say anything bad to a player.
God damn right.
Aye.
We've got to get up off.
Off the pitch, off the pitch.
You say, how do you want to play?
Oh, how do you want to play?
I want to play Losan Amid.
Who are you playing? Left back or left wing?
I would left the wing.
I'm not champion of defense though.
I'm trying to go bro.
I know.
You know you can get so many goals here bro.
I need one.
Anyone?
No, no, no.
Same thing.
I see lights here, highlights.
Oh, is he going through the mix?
Why won't you shoot him though?
Yeah, no, no, no.
Step on it a little bit, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do we want, 2v2?
Yo, you can't go, Hanes. Come out.
Nice, aww.
Unlucky mate.
Now you go.
Oi!
3, 2, 1, let's go!
1, 3, 2, 1, let's go!
1, let's go!
1, 2, 3, 2, 1, let's go!
There you go!
I got him!
I got so far!
Good shit! Good shit!
Good shit!
I got him!
2v2!
Come on now. Come on. Come on.
I had to. I had to. I had to.
Next two go!
Nicko we need more chemistry, a little one-two.
We've got red links right now.
Woo!
Oh!
Right, not drive though, that's...
Hey! That's my winger!
That's my winger!
Yeah, I like that.
I like that.
Come on, Jiko!
Come on, Jiggo!
Bro, he's got team player though, see that?
Yeah, see that? He won fastball. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Team drill and he was greedy.
Hey, Bia, see it?
It's not bad, it's not bad, it's not bad, it's not bad.
He's like a rock, he's like a fucking rock.
I can't pass him though. I see you.
I'm playing against my coach.
What? What?
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
High defense! Defense Chris!
We don't play no defense!
Come towards me, you might bloody find that!
Yeah! Ah! Ah!
Yeah, good go!
Let's hit the gap!
Defender
Would it fit now, would it fit now, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's just two on two, so...
Oi, oi, oi!
Fuckin' hell.
Just jump it alive.
Nice, AB, that's my center back.
Good job, eh, that's good, that's good.
That's good.
That's good, good.
He's jumping into the hook.
Egghead, egghead.
Yep, we go for you.
Just run it, just run it.
Who's next?
Good fucking decent.
Are you ready inside?
Yes!
Best in life!
She's better than Benji!
Sorry I'm all about it, I'm all about it.
It's just kind of fun, right?
Yeah.
If you win the ball you can score, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go on!
Oi!
Oi, oi, is he at your boss?
Oh no!
Wait, DADGE!
Go on, DADGE!
Go on!
No, he's dead.
Okay, DADGE!
Yeah, I just got to move.
I'm going to get a bit of a break.
Horrible fucking Johnson, seriously.
He's fucking serious, Marlon.
Sorry.
Defend, defend, defend.
He pulled you out, he pulled you out.
Oh, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yes?
He's left that.
Why is he left that? He's so tall.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, boys! Boys!
With the ball?
So what stadium did you guys start out?
South Mountain Park Stadium. The Valley.
How's it going?
Now y'all are in the middle of the pack.
Two years in a row.
Lee! Lee! Lee!
Insane.
Benz! Benz!
Walking out of the tunnel was like, insane.
Yeah.
I can't wait for that moment.
Insane.
Insane, right?
Go on, Evie!
Nice, Nicole!
Five, four, three,
Come on, man.
Come on.
You might be like, you know,
gonna have to wear a cyber-fc for how to...
Hey, no, no, I'm gonna put it on!
Go, go, you guys go over there!
Come on, joggers. Take him out, take him out,
take him out, take him out, take him out!
Oh, God.
You can take over there.
Right here.
This side, this side?
Right behind you, behind you!
Oh!
Oh, we're moving around! We're moving around here, yep!
I like that. I like that, John.
I like that!
I can't put the ball in the fucking...
Yes, sir!
I'm on my way, sir.
Hey!
He's killing me.
Let it go.
Oh my God.
Hey teammate!
Oh my God, why are you still excited to be on the same team?
I'm so excited. Why are you dressed?
What are you doing?
I'm your teammate.
How are you doing?
Watch this.
Watch for your mercy!
Really?
Okay, hold on.
Okay, that's my cue.
All right guys, you can see this dog, right?
You can see that goal?
Yeah.
You can see that goal?
Yeah.
We're going to open up a pitch up shot and have some goals to aim at.
OK.
Everybody sit back, sit back.
I knew it.
I thought Ireland.
That's not a run-in now.
Yeah, yeah.
What are you going to do now?
We're going to have a full-on.
Oh, yeah.
Four versus four.
That's where someone gets injured.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, actually.
I don't know.
How's the chat doing 2v2s?
Four goals instead of two.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Oh, you mean right here? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You see Chad Rockins?
That was a good ball.
Chad, I'll look out there.
Do I look healthy?
What do I look like?
Let me know.
What are you guys doing?
Two goals to aim at now.
You ready?
You two go ahead and then you two go ahead.
And we're just going to the ball.
Let me go, let me go, let me go.
Yeah, yeah, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, let's go, dude, buddy, buddy.
I've got to speak, yeah, my farm.
You are a great team.
Thank you.
No, I'm not.
By the way, thank you.
It is.
Thanks.
Nice play.
Thank you for that, man.
That's your chance.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Keep playing.
That was cool.
Whoa!
That was cool.
Yeah.
Nice.
Yeah.
Nice.
Go.
You can have a sub way.
You four off.
One, two, three, four.
Subway.
This is all right.
Here we go. Diab Diab Diab.
Chris.
Ha ha ha.
Hooray.
Get the ball.
All right.
Keep playing guys.
Keep playing.
Nice of that!
Nice, nice!
Possession, possession, keep the ball, keep the ball.
Nice, there we go, there we go.
Nice of that, good job, good job.
Keep playing, keep playing.
Keep fucking going, keep fucking going.
Finish, finish, I've got it!
Alright, next four in,
next four in, play.
Now we got the ball, we got the ball now.
Yeah, but we'll do some more.
Let's go, sit down.
There you go.
Yeah, out there, out there.
Let's go, let's go, out there.
Out there, out there.
Easy.
You got him Arthur.
Arthur, Arthur, Arthur.
Defense, defense, defense.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
OK Django, go to him, go to him, go to him
Good job Django, good job
Thank you Django
Shit
Hey Chris
Oh yeah bye man
Again again again again again
Chris on the side, on the side, on the side
I'm playing, I'm playing!
Oh, I just...
Chris, come on, go!
Go, go!
Hit!
It's a murder, like, for sure.
Ah, it didn't.
Ah.
There's that.
There it is.
All right.
Anyone lost the phone?
A lady?
That might be yours.
Oh.
Is it that dead or no?
There you go.
This is it, Chris.
There's the phone.
There it is.
Come on!
Nice JB!
Nice Miko!
Nice Lace!
If you get that open goal, you could finish that one right here.
Good job guys.
Good pass! Good pass Josh! Good pass!
Josh I like that! I like that!
Get there, get there!
Right back, right back, right back.
Hey, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful boys, careful.
Don't get hurt, do not get hurt right now, bro.
That is my center back, yeah, that is my center back.
Center back.
Him and Harry, center back.
I think we're smoking him bro. No.
It's not a bad start actually.
I thought about it, I think that makes you score.
Yeah.
Try and like him.
Chris!
See ya, good boy.
Oh wow.
Oh wow, oh wow that's poor come on Junko
Nice Josh, nice Josh!
Hey, we finished that, finished that, finished that.
Nice!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, come two more, two more, two more, two more, two more.
So, so.
Last minute.
One.
Nice.
Not that passionate, right?
That's you, Tobe.
Oh, yeah.
Nice, Tobe.
Now, now, now.
That's us, that's us, that's us.
That's us, no?
Take it, take it, take it.
Get out, get out.
Nice, nice, nice.
Yeah
Come in guys, come in, come in!
Good job, good job, good job!
Good hustle, good hustle!
F**k, great!
My legs are all good, yeah!
So I hit you with the ball that day
I hit you with the ball that day
And that!
Hey!
Are they okay?
Yeah!
You sure?
Yeah, I think we just hit!
Hit each other, right?
Yeah!
Alright guys, getting a free call
Yeah, ain't nobody listening. That's crazy.
Shoot it. Five behind you.
Everyone take it easy. Don't fuck your Wreck's back behind you.
Don't turn and take my thoughts out of it.
Shoot it. Very lightly now.
Very lightly, bro.
Is he terrible?
Very lightly, sir.
You good?
Yeah.
I feel bad they're not listening though, huh?
I don't want to be like a child or a brother I feel good, I feel really good, I feel really
good, I feel good, I feel like this is the one off me right now, dude, hey, hey, hey,
Don't drill it, don't drill it.
No, I'm not holding it.
I'm paying some dollars for it.
Hey, honestly, honestly, because you know what it is you don't want to see.
If you're going to go and I pass you the ball, you can finish it.
I know that now.
Now you can easily finish it.
That's good.
Because it's just accuracy. That's all it is.
I'm going to be honest, I was out there the whole time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now you are?
You want to be fair?
I'm going to be fair.
What?
I caught that.
I only took one break.
That's it?
Yes.
Oh, Allah the Allah the Allah the Allah the.
I love that.
Ah, chat.
What's that, chat, what's that called?
Any football, I mean yesterday at practice,
I'm just not in a suit, but like,
you know when you kinda miss the ball a little bit,
you hyper extend your knee like this,
and it kinda hurts yesterday?
So what's that called?
What's that called, chat?
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Okay.
No, no, no, I'm not saying it now,
I'm not saying it now, I'm just saying.
I'm saying, I don't wanna hyper extend, there you go.
I'm still gonna, I'm gonna try to just finish,
car finishes us left right corner left right left right left right
let's listen let's listen to this, ciao love y'all love y'all
so how many is on this one?
8 TV
so what are you going to do?
three of you are going to attack at once
you're going to get yourself in the box
booze are going to come from the outside there
and you're going to score
okay
hey
wait, gilly
actually we're just
you're going to
and then go ahead
you're going to decide
You know that?
Wish, I'm going where?
I didn't even get what he was doing.
Harry, what are we doing?
Three.
One forward, just cross the end.
Oh, all of us just run?
No, no, just run at the end.
Oh, just run at the end?
OK.
Don't kill, as you see.
Yeah, yeah.
Better live.
Let's go and go.
Chill out.
I'll still bang on you, man.
Yeah, well, you know what, you know what.
You know, chill out.
Chill out.
Coach just told me to tell y'all.
We're playing a little duel.
Keep your shot on us.
None.
Keep your shot on us, bro.
Cool, bro.
Good to go.
You're lucky. Here we go.
What's up Joe?
So I'm going to stay down.
Alright, rock first three.
One, two, three.
Alright, here we go. Chris, you ready?
One, two, three.
See you in a second.
Finish that, Johnco.
Six, three.
finish that mark is right now run down to finish right on the finish
I really think
hey spread out the lines a little bit
nice
oh it's taking second second second
Yes, X!
That's my goalie!
I'm going middle.
Yes, X!
You got this, man.
Come on, yeah, she's got it.
I'm going here.
I think we've got three going in the house.
Huh? Yeah, three going in the house.
It's like the first one, though.
This is a little far back.
Run from there.
Run straight, first post, first post, first post.
Nice, nice, nice!
Nice!
See first, see first!
We can't even get to the ball before he puts it in there.
Yeah, but see
Nice and there
It was some kind of battle show.
Yeah.
Alright, I'm watching.
Yeah, my arrow, you're about to get it.
Ha!
Nice, X!
You should, X!
Who's our wrap winner? Who's the wrap-winger?
Oh.
After this, I'll run out like that.
We've got some crosses from you.
Hey, don't go don't go you play wing too, right
Go this.
Yes!
Wait, what?
Are you recording?
That was you!
Nice save me!
What did he say?
Out there!
Ah!
Damn!
Two hearts.
Okay, the cross is not our thing.
Okay.
Oh, he's a cross, it's not a thing, okay, okay, oh, big there, go, go, go, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, you're gonna get up there, yeah, come on now, get up in, get
up in, hit that ball, let's go, here we go, ready go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
Up.
That's a great move.
Hit it, Junko.
One is there and one is in the way.
One is in the way and one is in the way.
Tommy!
I'm taking...
Oh!
Aaaaaaah!
Ah!
Go in there!
Go on, Sturdo!
I see it!
Let's go, go on, Dedge!
Let's go!
Go on, Dedge!
Go on, Sturdo!
Nice, Dedge!
Hey, wait for it!
Go on, go ahead, go ahead.
You can find me!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Head, head, head, go!
Oh my God!
I got you, I got you!
I got you!
Is he in there?
Come on! Why are you on there?
My bad, my bad, ah, dang it.
You know, X, I'm so old, bro.
That's on me.
I feel like it's a lot done out there right now.
That was crazy, you know.
Let's see what Chad's saying.
X taking a little break, Chad.
So I'm taking a little break too.
You know what I mean?
I'm going, I'm going.
I'm going.
Go Dad.
You have to.
I'll get the car.
Go Dad.
Finish that.
Hey!
All right, guys.
Let's change up.
Alright guys, let's change it up a little bit.
And five way down there.
And that bridge, and that bridge, and then behind.
Right on the corner.
ah
What are we doing now?
Yeah, we'll drag down the pants. I missed it
Yo ex ex don't be afraid you know what we talked about
All those last years like through 10s
I think it was last year if you got any chance to shoot it right yeah yeah
It's gonna be a bit simpler than that
You can have trust over there
I've given him it again
I always try and nick a couple steps
In front of the cone, Dej, I'll let you go first, in front, so they're going to take
a touch and then they're going to shoot.
Alright, so I'm going to pass it to you once I pass, I'll follow it.
So we're going to go, Dej, ready?
Play in, take the touch, I'll wait to shoot.
And you shoot it?
Or just stand by the...
Okay.
Hey Dej, all good Dej?
Hey Dej, all good, all good, all good.
All right Chris, ready?
We just got, yeah, which follow, yeah, it's...
He's trying.
Nice Josh!
Hey Lays, this is you and this is you out here.
Nice AB!
Come on Arthur, nice, nice Arthur!
Get out of the way.
Just strike it. Good job, Lace!
Hey! Let's go!
Come on, Vick.
All good, all good.
Go on, Nager, finish this. Finish that. Finish that.
I can't miss the goal right there.
Come on, Junko. Come on, Nager.
That ball is shit by the way.
Yo Lays, I'm gonna need a good pass bro.
I'm gonna need a great pass.
Just give it to me.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
You're losing Martin, go and score, you go and score.
The team's losing.
Shhh.
Come on, man.
Ben, I miss, nice, bro.
That was good shot.
Huh?
That was great.
Last side, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
It's no show that go in when they go in.
Yeah, yeah.
Guys, they're no ready.
Play this side.
They're no ready.
What is that?
Oh, we're only balls.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Send us a message.
Let's do this.
Daddy, you ready?
Daddy, ready?
Let's go, Daddy.
Hey!
Come on, Daddy.
Let's go.
Not bad though.
Let's go!
Come on, Dad.
Wish I did!
Come here!
Someone gotta go get that ball, please.
This ball is shit.
I don't wanna play with this ball, bro.
It's too soft.
Yeah, wait.
Let's go!
Finish that.
I'm just gonna bang it.
How are you doing, boss?
Good to see you again, bro.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah, quick, I gotta shoot up, yeah, yeah.
A really quick one.
Where do you live?
Roughly.
What area?
I'm in LA.
LA?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
What team do you support?
What?
Football?
I'm Barcelona.
Okay.
Can I come to LA?
I want your Barcelona match in your house.
Sure.
Really?
Yeah.
I will come.
Okay.
Okay, safe on it.
Let's do it.
See you there.
Yeah, yeah.
Come here Rex.
Alright so what we're going to do is we have them.
The ball comes in.
Nice.
Go.
You want some game?
Sorry.
Let's go over the ball.
You got this.
Come on.
Yo keep up.
Alright, hand hold guys.
Come in.
And one side.
Like, the fuck?
I'm watching the hell.
That's a turn.
Let me know what's up for you.
Get in the ball!
Jesus Christ!
I just don't know what really...
Yeah, a bit tight and do a little stretch.
Okay, hold.
I'm going to lose that one.
Don't sleep on this one.
Yeah, this one.
Yeah, you can feel it.
That's where it's stretching.
Now the names of the muscles.
I'll say you know you're on.
Yeah, if you can.
But you're right for me too.
You can do it!
Can you?
Yeah, you can bro, yeah you can!
Yeah, you're throwing!
You're throwing!
Oh yeah, it's tight.
Yeah, I know.
I know, I know.
Pull the front.
Yeah, pull.
I'm not good.
Next to give up.
Well, Benny, you need to touch the front.
to your nose or your knee back to your toes.
Alright.
Oh, that's really tight.
Oh, it's crazy, really tight.
Josh, come on, man.
He's walking, talking.
He's free right away.
Huh?
Alright, next one.
Alright, then.
One, two, three, four, five, four, three, two, one, there you go, one a little bit of speed.
Don't forget at the beginning, right to left on the sloth.
It's a little cold out here now.
Yeah, good.
Close up.
You're good.
Yeah, good.
Thank you.
What's the thanks, guys?
I'm good.
Are you doing well?
We do first ball.
Yes!
Yeah, good.
Thanks.
How about, sir, yeah, yeah?
We are, how do we are one?
How do we ask y'all one?
Well, it's a good question.
I don't know.
One. How do you ask for one football?
I kick to the every ball.
What?
All right, penalty will be from the...
Say it, crossbar.
Crossbar will be from here. We'll get as many footballers as we can.
What are you doing?
Crossbar challenge.
Crossbar.
One time.
No, go on, get started.
What?
Bring me 30.
Like it's 30.
Like New York is 30.
You're the first time we've both met who?
Yes, you're sure
What? Okay
Alright
Sure
Who's here?
No one inside came out
You cut
Oh, you know what?
I came out of the room and was like
Oh, I like the gay guy
That's the problem
She's going to fuck you up with the gay guy
No, you didn't
That was how you got to work
Wait, how long has she seen when she said that?
Two episodes, maybe
Two episodes
Yeah
I'm just talking like me, but
She just wants to cause you're like
a whole group of shit
Oh, yeah?
She bad or not?
Come here
Not bad, is he? That's good though.
Yeah, that's my boy.
Yeah?
A little double?
Yeah, I don't know.
Am I? I don't know.
OK.
Let's go X! Let's go X!
Crossbar! Hey!
It's a shot, man!
Yeah, top, top, top, top, top!
No, no, it's a top, a top, a top, a top, a top, a top.
Top down, man.
What's that?
It's a big chili.
It's a big shatter.
Yeah?
Hold on.
I'm hidden. I'm hidden.
I'm gonna go first.
I'm going for you.
You go first.
Okay.
I'm going after you. I'm going after you.
I'm going after you, yeah?
Aye!
Let me go! Let me go!
I'm in! Let's go!
Let's see what you got, I'm in!
Good! I'm in!
Watch, watch, watch, watch!
Ah! Manga! Manga!
Manga! Manga! Manga!
I
Think you're ready
Hey, it's a jigsie!
Watch this shit, that's you.
Let's see, I wanna see this.
Woo!
Oh my god!
Niko, Niko!
After me, huh?
Almost, almost.
We can't let him do this.
Bro, go on, let's see how he does this.
Oh my god.
How'd you know?
You're not gonna do that.
Alright, Niko.
You're not gonna do this.
I pray, I pray you don't do this.
Oh
Why does Lacy have a fucking...
Out after one.
Is there, is there?
Oh.
He smashed that.
Oh!
Runner.
Oh, it's the calculation!
Oh!
Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh!
Bad, bad.
No, bad!
That's you, that's you, Josh, that's you.
Josh, that's you, that's you, that's you.
Hit that, hit that, hit that.
Right now.
Yes, come on.
Come on.
Come on, hit it.
Here we go, here we go.
Yeah
Not better, not better, not better, not better.
What the fuck are you eating, food, like?
Oh, you have a burrito in your hand. What are you doing?
It doesn't matter.
Oh, my God.
No, you won't.
That's what it's like.
What the hell is this?
What, wrong?
Yeah, yeah, she got it, yeah. I know, that pissed off, right?
Yeah, I don't know.
I
See you second penalties
I'm taking a pen tomorrow Josh
I'm taking I'm taking I'm taking I'm taking I'm taking I'm taking I'm taking I'm taking
Let's do let's do what do you miss you out now coach
If you miss you're out
Come on next here we go chat here we go who's taking pens who's taking pens who's taking
I'm taking pants, I'm sticking pants
Now listen, it's against sketch, it's against sketch
He can't throw himself, I'm not gonna lie
He can't throw himself down, you know what I mean?
So, we'll see
I'm taking pants
Wow, I'm not gonna lie, I'm just kidding
I get a little bite, I get a little poop bite
It's actually good
Right?
Wow, this is happening
No, no, no, no
We can go to sleep
Can we get the line on the line?
No, no, no
Let me go
We're going to go
Yes bro
Hey X that's not bad though
Good job, Jantal!
Hey, let's do that! Let's do that!
Now, I'll play for 25 minutes.
What?
I can't read the language.
We'll both play against you and you'll miss.
I'll miss!
Wow.
I'll miss!
Oh, wow.
Fucking badass coach.
What, sorry.
Sorry.
Jantal, bro.
No.
There, come on.
Hey!
Come on now!
That's a good fucking pen!
What did you hear?
Huh?
Little top right?
Well enough, yeah.
Thank you.
Nice.
Ladies, good job.
Do you want to play in the game?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm taking it.
No question, no question.
Come on there, B.
No, you choose.
Aye!
No, no, no, no, quick question, Goldie hasn't gone to see me.
I, I, I know.
Oh, do you?
No switchin' rule?
Shit.
Come on, Harry!
No switchin' rule, please?
Honestly.
I, I want to see you put your foot through it.
Put it through it, yeah, put it through it.
Yeah, I want you to me this.
No safety, for it.
Oh, X, come on, X!
Hey, remember, attack the bolt.
Punch it!
Imagine it's like some old chatter, bro.
Punch it!
Imagine it's like some old chatter, bro.
Punch it!
Come on, bro, punch him up.
Yeah.
Like a little...
He said he's dead.
I didn't know.
I'm gonna shoot him now.
I'm gonna do the pull-up.
Come on, Nick.
What is it?
We're gonna have to land it.
Aw, you see it again.
Again, again.
That's a nice one.
Two.
You're gonna have to land it.
I need to see where the bats...
I can't shot.
I got one for you.
I like this one better.
All right, that trick shot, go straight.
You said what?
Hey!
That's it!
And the French duet to us again.
Come on!
Recha!
Suck it up!
Oh!
Go on, go on Toby!
Let's be honest boys, go on then.
Oh, get off his nuts eh?
Oh
It's good
What's the...
I got an injured arm.
Just please, we're shooting this place.
Stop being...
Yeah, stop being, stop being.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Come on!
You can get top bins!
We can get top bins!
Go for the top bins here, Lacey.
I'm going in front of top bins.
Lacey, top bins!
Top bins!
Top bins, yeah.
Yeah, I got shot at top bins.
Top bins.
Hey!
I need a couple of saves now bro, I need a couple of saves.
Myself immediately, before this training really even started, this is the first ball I've
kicked today.
Come on bro.
Come on laser!
Hey!
That was good!
Come on!
Come on.
Pull up.
Kick it all day.
Pull something dude.
All the stairs you got.
This one is missed.
I told him we didn't snap.
AT on it.
Cool.
Yeah.
I was laying there.
I got in there.
You got in there?
No.
Yeah, two at missed.
Two at missed.
I don't think anyone missed.
Oh, you got him before.
You got him before.
That, bro.
You got missed this shit.
Yeah.
Oh, that missed?
Yeah, he was missed.
Yeah.
Yeah
I mean at this point you can just fucking roll the ball in huh fuck my life
My thanks! Jesus!
Oh my god, camera's gonna die right there.
Oh
You gotta get moving boys come on now
How many are left?
A lot, a lot.
Top six?
Top six, yeah.
Two plus, two plus.
Hey little bit.
Amazing stuff.
They should go with the white one, go fly.
Where's he going?
I'm up!
I got it.
They see, bottom right, bottom right.
hit that bitch just hit it. you're shot lads. I'm pretty sure we're in it right now
but no one's missing because actually you can't save shit. I'm pretty sure it's definitely
OK. OK.
OK.
Top left.
Woo-hoo!
That's not...
Am I after you?
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, AJ.
No, you're not.
That is right, yeah.
Way better than that.
You can hit a bomb.
you can hit a ball like seven or eight
hey there it is there it is
yeah go on
oh
how do people are getting knocked out
3?
We might play.
Where?
How are we left?
You guys, you guys, you guys.
Like 6.
Hey, hey, who's left?
Us 3.
Everybody who made it, who's left?
Us 3?
Josh?
I mean, I mean, Nico.
Our team is stacked.
Oh, yeah, our team is stacked.
Yo, our team is stacked.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
If we're all out on the same time, we're all out.
Our views and screens are all out.
No, our team is stacked, though.
Seriously.
That fact.
Wait, are we still shooting?
Yeah, let's shoot.
Boys, maybe get out the ball, boys.
Going again
Yeah, right don't get hit
Okay
Can we get another ball that boss it was sick
He's scoring! He's scoring!
Jaycee! Jaycee!
You're in the finals, you have to take the safety off.
You're shot so powerful enough.
You are really mean.
Oh, is that...
I'm really missed, man.
Are you up or are you up?
I think they're ready for it.
I think they're going to get an angus tomorrow.
If you give him a shit all day tomorrow.
I think they're going to get an angus tomorrow.
If you give him a shit all day tomorrow.
I think they're going to get an angus tomorrow.
I need that that's me I'm taking those I'm taking those fucking pens fuck out of
That's my shit.
Come on, come on, boy.
That was good, Josh, huh?
Yeah, that was good.
Come on, Nico!
Oh, my God!
Oh, shit!
No, awesome!
I mean
See the Sun look at the Sun two boys
Here goes gosh
What do you mean?
Come on Jocko, let's go.
Rock, watch yourself a little bit.
There you go.
Skyd it.
All good, all good.
Yo, I'm gonna be Keyzer, that's for the 5-0, for the 5-0.
Yeah.
It's like a stand, I guess.
So, yeah, win a stand, is that it?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I see, I see, I see, that's fine.
What, that's it?
You're fine.
You're fine?
You're gonna play this.
Let's get it right out.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're not in.
Huh?
Oh, yeah?
Shoot it.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, like, are you not?
I'm in, I'm in.
Oh, you in?
Okay.
Here, there you go.
Jump in, jump in.
Yeah, yeah.
Honestly, you got it.
You're safe, you out anyways?
How's four?
Some different? Yo cameraman, I don't know if you want to stand there, I'm not gonna lie.
Ah, back pain, back pain, back pain, back pain, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
that wasn't me, that wasn't me, that wasn't me.
We can't count that as out though, can we?
How about this, if all of y'all score a big pen, then I'm out.
Alright?
You know?
Get the ball in the net!
We need goals!
Harry, what is that sabre, by the way?
Yeah, he might have taken him. He might have taken him, I'll be honest.
He might have taken him.
Now, he's been good. He's been good, he's been good.
Okay, okay, give me one chance.
One chance. It's going to be a screamer right now.
Screamer, okay.
Okay, I'll have a...
You want to try down here, right?
Hold on, run it shouldn't run it shouldn't run it shouldn't.
I'm just like yo x come on bro what the fuck
Fuck it
You are fucking hot
Alright ready?
X
Buddy
The fuck, X
No, John Paul
J.P
Alright, so this has got to be a screamer
You have to have the left foot
Left foot
Nah
So you're in?
Get up on it
get in there great I told me one
Josh for you
What's the ball at?
I know, I know, I know.
Ahhhh!
No, I think we pen!
He's a better one.
Okay, okay, let's do that, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What?
Better than mine, boy.
Okay, stop, stop it, stop it.
I mean, top left, stop that.
Top left.
Oh, oh, top left.
I mean, you're...
He's, he's, hey, hey, I was saying, yeah, he's, he's, he's kind of, he's kind of.
X move over please more X
fair play
yeah that was that was that was that was that was
I just give him a chance give him a chance
oh that's it?
he wins he wins
okay
can I put it up man?
keep it down
I'm not, I think you're on the left.
I was trying to go for the top, man.
You're out.
I'm out.
How is the election going to be done?
What is that, cards?
It's fucking, it's laser opening cards, right?
Let me see my chat room.
No, you're out.
No, I didn't win.
Yes?
Yeah, so I'll go for which one?
You don't want any cards?
No, you're straight, man.
Bruh, chat, how we doing?
How we doing, chat?
XC, I'm a lot, X is like.
X is like, bro.
Go on, Dutch, go on, Dutch.
I'm a lot, one top left.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Do I say a little lefty?
Yeah.
All right, but keep it down though. Keep it down. Keep it down at that.
Go downwards. Okay. Okay.
You didn't go through it. You didn't go through it. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again.
Have you shot it? Get in there. I want to see one, bro.
If you come in that way, get in the car and slow-mo.
If you're going to go over there, it's going to fucking fly out.
What are you looking at?
Your six-size shoes?
Six-size.
Six-size, yes. Nice, bro. Nice.
Okay, Jason, go. Let me see it.
I'm going to make it back.
X giving tips, should we do it, should we do the look?
Okay go ahead Jay.
Oh shit.
That's good.
Again.
Okay.
And again.
Oh!
That's a touch.
I'm ready.
Yeah you see it.
That's the control.
That's what.
Yep.
I'm ready I'm ready yeah you see it that's the control that's what that's
what's doing right there oh there he is you don't look it down yeah that's
what I'm doing you're like yo if you stood in that go out there I wouldn't
Oh my god bro, like you don't...
Yo, can we get a little pose? We gotta get an interview with...
Wait, hold on. Wait, one sec, one sec, one sec, one sec, one sec.
Yo, X.
Look.
Ron.
Ron has no power. She's gonna shoot in the middle.
Don't be scared of this ball because it's gonna be so weak.
Just get it out, get it out. Alright, get it out.
Oh yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, don't worry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, rock you just keep it on extra little bit chat. Let's respect our ex chaff a little bit. He's a switching
Go to Simon I'm about to I'm about to
Think J took it wrong. What the fuck you cannot do that
Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. I'll give this one to you. He's gonna interview Henry. Let's good. What up, bro? Good to see you
See you bro. Give me all the way out here. What you all the way out here? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay
Alright, what is the secret to longing?
Bro, I don't mind bro. I don't do that play sports. I stream and that's it. That's it? Yeah, okay
You played basketball at Mr. Beast flag football at the Super Bowl worked out of the Diamond gym
And now you're playing at the time in charity. Yeah, are you the greatest streamer athlete ever? Oh shit?
Good question. Um, you know what? I
Don't want to be good to school Saturday, you know, of course, but I feel like I do good at sports
Maybe I'll let the comments side that yeah
When you made the seven days video, was that just when you made the seven days video was that just an excuse to get on the inside show
Yeah, it was it wasn't being so I technically really fought it in yeah, you know all comes full circle
Exactly, yeah
Have you ever been long before
probably a lot of times you know I mean I see a lot of edits when I'm being
mugged and stuff like that and you know that's just life you know it's always
gonna be one above you you know so yeah definitely yeah what's that you're
putting up in the Simon chair
here's some balls so we get up
Tell your best there one little bit
Holy shit
I got fucking trolled
Yeah, but you know what though, you're looking like you're hitting it on the other side though.
That's not going to happen if it's over here that goes like that.
No, no, the way you shoot it was 100% on the side like, you look...
On the other side, we got it.
Are you trolling me? Is this all good?
Are you back?
Over here.
I don't dress well like that. I don't mod.
What?
Do you have any advice on how I can...
You're just a punk.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate that look, man.
You know what I'mma say?
Bro, I have some confidence.
Yeah, yeah, you're good.
I'm taking that.
Got you, bro.
Yeah, take that.
Okay, pause.
Hey, yo.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, you look good, bro.
You look good.
Appreciate it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, the last thing here, thank you.
Um, yeah.
Alright, so this is our game called Break the Stick.
Okay.
Basically, let's do...
Is that unbreakable or something?
Yeah, you can break it.
Oh, yeah, it's very easy.
Which one do we...
I don't know.
Yeah, okay.
So this is basically, I'm gonna say, like, something like,
Break the Stick when you hear better footballer than the medium-mull.
Okay.
Break it if you hear something.
That's not the question.
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
when you hear a better athlete than Christiana Ronaldo.
Ah.
Okay.
Better athlete.
Here we go with this question.
Okay, yeah.
I show speed.
Logan Paul.
Tom Brady.
Nope.
LeBron James.
Why LeBron?
I'm not having this discussion again.
I've had it with my chat.
We're pretty viral everywhere.
People don't really agree with me.
Lebron is 6'9", 250, straight pure muscle, jumps out the gym.
Christiane Ronaldo does the same thing, but 6'2", and probably like 200.
But people say that you glaze Lebron?
Probably.
You know what? I glaze Lebron.
Okay, me too.
Is he the one with your sunshine?
And rainbows.
Yeah, he's all of the above, yeah.
Go.
Yeah, he's a go.
Period, you know what I mean?
Period.
Yeah.
I was...
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Good to see you.
Thank you, boys.
Appreciate it.
I
Do you want me to throw up? Okay, let me this list. I think people are already starting to leave down bro. I want
What where Simon at the time of the day everybody left
What are you doing? Oh, I think the other shoes I mentioned. Yeah, yeah
some stuff
Yo, it's how we feelin'? How we feelin'? How we feelin'? How we feelin'? How we feelin'?
How we feelin'?
But I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna get some, I might, I might after this get some running in, bro.
No key, just make sure I feel good.
That was fun though, that was really fun, talking to everybody, seeing everybody, bro.
Um, the match is tomorrow.
It's gonna be, it's gonna be so lit. It's gonna be super, super, super fun.
Um, at, yes man, no you're good.
No, you're good, yeah, yeah, okay. Okay. We're filming a video
Easy, yeah, yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. Cool. Got you. Okay. What the fuck are they doing?
Yeah, I'm excited bro. I'm just really really really excited for this honestly
It's like
as you can see I got a lot of energy bro I feel good I'm happy here but what's
good I know you're streaming bro I'm testing people's strength bro that's
good that bro yes sir all right look I'm trying to test people's strength I
want to see if you're the strongest person in here oh I don't think so but
okay I'll try you don't think so you're saying that so when you lose you
don't lose aura I'm never losing bro so that's too much too much humblest
Let's do this.
What's the highest?
The highest?
Well, you won't believe it, but KSI got 6'7".
He got 6'7".
He did the 6'7".
You can get it, you have to do it too.
3, 2, 1, Marlon.
I can't do it again, can't do it again.
What was that?
That fucking 45.
But if I bro, I don't know if you're gonna get higher than that. Yeah, you know my past relationship said I got pretty good hands. Anyways
Oh mate 44 a no don't don't got sent out now, bro. I got fucking 45
45 that's bad. Hey, show him how it's done, bro. Come on, baby
So there's one good squeeze?
Yeah, yeah, one good squeeze.
You can't... Bro, you're so weak, man!
He has to win over me!
Hey, I mean, that's not him, bro.
Bro, you know, did Jamie actually get 65?
Yeah, yeah, 67.
Bro, I'm not, that's crazy.
67, 87.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's your arm.
That's right, Mike, my left.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Oh, you know what I left is strawberry, boy.
You know what I left?
No, my left!
I got weight!
Weight, weight, weight, weight!
I don't show my left. I don't show my left.
I don't show my left.
He got 60, you got 40.
69!
69 bro!
69!
No, mate!
Oh, bro.
Jay-Z, get the fuck out of here!
Bro, he got 69.
Hey, Marlon.
Marlon, bro.
You win, bro.
You're the strongest.
Oh.
Hey, 60 with the left discrepancy.
I'm not...
That was kind of a cheat code.
159, bro.
We're at rockstar sale.
Bang! Bang!
Breaking records out here, mud.
Holy TV using cameras.
There's more camera people than fucking streamers at this point, boys.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Well, it's going to be a little bit, bro.
My gun on some shit, I know.
What's up, boys?
Can I just take a little seat or no?
What do you mean, if you must?
Like, bro.
Oh, wow.
How have you been enough to train him?
I feel like I've stick.
I feel like I ever did it.
Yeah?
I don't even know when we did the Vandals, but I thought it was also good to get warmed up for tomorrow, you know what I mean?
I want to go to Spa tonight, get in the hot tub.
Oh, that's not the best show.
That would be good.
So you think we can get that here or no?
There is a full spa.
Is it a good spa?
Yeah.
I like the place, a lot of the boys come there and all.
Oh really?
They like golf there.
So this is just because they have this pitch and then they have the golf court.
What is it, golf court?
And the whole fucking resort, check.
Yeah, it's fancy.
Yeah.
I think how you been training, man?
How's it going?
I mean, I feel like our team is pretty solid.
Like, I'm not like, I don't know how
dear practice went.
I've heard people say that that team is better.
It's better?
Oh, yeah.
I think they've got just who, though.
I don't understand who.
I think it's just more well-rounded.
But most of them have just played football.
Who?
Other than Simon.
like yeah that's too so he's solid too so that's
true so they did so they're like you Chris Toby yeah
yeah yeah yeah that's lucky better on to have like a solid just a team yeah in
general JJ shit though I know that fucking garbage oh my god we might be
cooked with that but actually I first gets better I have a feeling it's
better cuz it's not afraid of the ball like he does this you know but
thing is like that that's the thing so I don't want to put I don't play
Divas right, but if you will know
If they have Simon up top then it's like I'm not trying to something even test school
But like who's gonna who's gonna stop Simon?
He's a unit but yeah
No, cuz you're more physical that's thing. Yeah
Overdo it
Yeah. Why do I also feel like...
Oh, you thought I was eating, huh? Get out of here. Get your ass out of here.
It's all right, huh?
There you go.
Um, what's it gonna say?
I feel like...
Oh, fuck, I lost my train of thought.
Shit.
So what are you going to do, then?
Oh, yeah. I feel like, um...
no games have ever been super dragged away from each other like you know I'm
saying like say somebody it's never been like it was very close right but he
thinks I kind of know I'm purpose but yeah yeah yeah the fucking latest in
No
Hahaha
So, you want some mud on?
Yeah
I just go with hatred
Co-prediction?
I can say it
Yeah
What are your score predictions?
Like you for the game in general
Yeah
I'mma go 10, 10-7 us
That's what I'mma go, yeah
That's not that bad, right?
Yeah?
Man, I'm right there
Okay
Hey, I love you too, buddy
Wait, what's your actual score prediction still?
I think it could be a 10, isn't it?
Yeah
Yeah, I'd be like 9-8.
You'd get two pens.
I'd get two pens.
I kind of wanted to go to PINs because like...
You've got a good pen on you. That's my...
I don't.
Nah, but let's be honest though.
You always gonna have a good pen.
I had good pens, but when it's like 90,000 screaming,
like I might crumble.
Like, you know, it might be over with there, but...
How many people are up now for help?
45,000.
And bro, yeah, but I'm being honest,
it felt crazy.
So imagine double that.
Was that your first like thing?
First, ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
it was so crazy is it is it crazy bro I can't wait
are you sad last year's right no you said last year's match went oh you didn't
so how did you like do you remember how loud it was and stuff yeah the loudest
cheers come from people that get sucked on as well yeah I mean everyone that
starts with gets up to something yeah everybody be like regardless yeah
But son.
Our starting eleven is so good compared to theirs.
But what does that even mean though, like?
I think we're just going up strong and they're like pacing themselves.
So like, if we need to do a damn journey on,
like first ten minutes we need to back.
Just smash goals.
Hello.
If you're all free, I know you'll be here. Sorry, that's my name.
I'm filming a video for Tony.
Okay.
Just a quick...
Good penalty?
get to the center and then have a taste
is it like a tiktok or a youtube?
no it's a youtube
but it'll be like, it's not one
ok cool
yeah sure
thank you very much
just come back
all good, all good
hello
hey ya
can you please do some bits for side cards?
yes
they just asked me to do it for Toby
ok
Do that for me first and it's okay, wow.
I got a table in the corner over there.
Okay, okay.
I'll grab you when you're on your way out.
Oh, hold on, easy, easy.
Jesus Christ, popular, eh?
Popular, eh?
Hey, hey, don't you dare!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Oh, she just left the whole thing.
Why are you taking his phone?
Why?
Then he's trying to punch me in the face.
No, hey, Lace, come on, dude, seriously.
Don't punch a woman in the face, man.
But if I was Lacey or Jason or Marlon, he would have punched me by now.
What the fuck?
So I said you can have his phone because then he'll punch in the face since like he said.
Let's go film this video man.
Yeah, I don't know, he's actually just sitting there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody's doing it's him.
Oh, I was going to jump over his ass.
Thank you.
How do I have it like that, right?
Yeah, do that.
And then just stick that down his top.
Cheers mate.
Do you have anything healthy aside?
Like anything healthy?
Any grilled chicken?
They have.
Ah, damn it. Okay.
So, yeah, besides we tried to clean it, we tried to clean brown.
Yeah, you're right. You're right. My fault. My fault.
It's not good, awful, but it's not marlon healthy, you know?
Yeah, what's marlon healthy? It's like clean fucking...
It's not what you eat.
No, it's not.
It's grass and air.
It's protein.
It's your fault.
It's sweet.
Where's that chicken chop? You can't say shit.
What did you eat at the chicken shop?
I don't know. It was good chicken.
Really?
It was like... No, it was cheese.
Cheese?
Yeah, that's what was there.
It's not bad. Yeah, it is. It is. It is. It is.
Kind of like the prejudice, eh?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think next week, you know,
That's me. Yes, mate. Yes, mate.
100?
Or throw it?
Serena.
From here?
Oh, fuck.
oh that's harder you gotta get that far yeah
wait so what are we going to talk to the red circle
And then a pen with the shiver down there.
I'll go.
No, no, no, go, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chattie, chattie, chattie, chattie, chattie.
One more straight, you're out.
That's a nice one.
Ooh!
That's a nice one.
What a boots.
They're very nice.
Fred's last year's Fred.
What do you want to say on the list?
Oh, shit, save it.
Oh.
Pure shiver down there.
Just get everybody.
Nobody needs it.
No, that is not.
Oh, God.
All right listen now come here, come here, all you do is awe of f**k, come here, all you do is awe of f**k
Come on, why you f**king saying I'm gonna stay up in the game?
All you do is awe of f**k, come here, all you do is awe of f**k
I honestly think you posted all these clips showing that you're so sick of football
and as soon as you get to the charm match you gas
It's your team today, bro. It's like that.
Was he nuts? I knew it!
Leave him alone!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
What's going on, bro?
Yeah, that's why we're fucking teammates.
And I bet, watch. And I watch.
You wanna put, let's put money on it.
Oh, who's gonna win?
Yeah, let's put money on it.
And if that USD or quid.
Now you need to trick-trip.
Okay, $1,000.
$10,000. That's $10,000.
$10,000.
Shook on right now.
That you win?
That we win, yeah.
Yeah, easy.
Drop them off once, I'll do it again.
Ah!
There we go!
Let's go!
Oh, shit.
Come on now.
What are we doing?
I don't know.
Fuck it.
I don't care, boss.
I'm confident.
I don't go fuck you.
I'm confident.
Me either.
I'm not.
I'm regretting that.
But I'm telling you right now, like, I'm fucked.
Oh!
What?
That's like 13k USD.
Oh!
Oh god!
Yes!
I'm not gonna say it's double.
Wait, what is this shoe?
So, get the ball closest to the red perfect.
When 10K pounds.
13,000 you can quit.
13,000.
13 bands!
13 bandos!
I'm getting on that red thing and I'm getting a 10K.
Is this one of those YouTube skins?
Or is this one of those fake thumbnails?
What's up?
Someone's saying why do you look like Yugi from the back?
You see that coaster guy?
Game Faces!
Oh fuck!
Shui Lan, Shui Lan, Shui Lan, Shui Lan, Shui Lan, Shui Lan
Fuck off!
Yes!
Game Faces!
What?
Pause!
Yeah, it's done bro, it's done bro.
Nah, it's done, it's done bro.
It's done bro.
You did ask Mr. Gay.
It's done bro.
ready?
Closest to the Red Circle, win!
Yeah!
All right, bruv.
Sina, Sina, yeah, go!
Ladies first! Ladies first!
Closest to the Red Circle.
Okay, okay, okay.
You got that.
Okay.
That's how we can't show what we're doing,
This you know
Now you're just gonna so was
See no, see no, see no, see no, see no, see no, see no
Oh, wow gosh
One time one fucking time, that's it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Off the floor, on the floor.
Yeah, just pass the ball, bro.
OK.
Oh, oh, oh, shit.
That's not bad.
Wait, that's pretty good.
That's not bad.
That's pretty good.
That's not bad.
Toby, top five go to pens.
Top five go to pens.
Oh, that's what it is.
He's picked up five.
Oh, I can't believe it.
He's picked up five, huh?
Yes, man.
He's picked up five.
Oh, you.
I'm not allowed to show, not allowed to show, Chad.
That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard.
Yeah, I thought if your brother is left-footed, you're left-footed.
God, that's...
Alright!
Wait, wait!
Alright, big boy Lacey!
Oh, whoa, that big boy.
Wow, really?
Just Lacey, just Lacey.
Just Lacey.
Big guy.
Come on, Lacey.
Hold on, Lacey!
That's good, that's good.
That's not bad.
Please see that's good.
No, I think you're winning.
That is good.
That's pretty decent.
That's top two so far.
Top two, top two, top two.
All right.
I don't want to go, bro.
I don't want to go.
No, I see you.
You're my win.
You can go.
Yeah, but Sina, let's go.
I'm out with the retention.
No.
What?
No.
Yeah, oh, that's nice. That's nice
That's late that's right by you
No, Nico's got it
You got thrown in there
Oh, that's nice. Wait, that's too much. Nine way off. Way off, way off, way off.
Don't get the mirror real quick. Oh, am I next? I went after him. Go on, go on, go on, go on.
I'll go next, I'll go next, I'll go next, I'll go next. The tap was running up.
Baza-fla-ba-daza!
That's real, man. That's real. I don't know.
Hold on!
Ah, that's it. That's it. That's it.
Fuck! No! I'm in there!
You think I'm out?
It's top five, though.
I'm in the...
I
I'm up there. I'm in the top five right now.
I don't know if I'm gonna stay or not.
Ready to go hard.
Yeah, everyone.
Hold on.
Too much.
What's next?
I think you can go hard.
Toby, my top five is good.
I don't care.
Come on, Toby.
Toby.
What? I was down.
No, you're going right first.
Wait, wait.
That's in the middle.
Oh, that might be first, right?
Let me try.
I feel like I'm about to do bound this one.
I'm not gonna lie.
Where's the ball? Right here?
It's by the cone, by the cone, by the cone.
Vietnam.
You know what the worst part is you just guessed.
Oh
No
I fucked it up, chap. I fucked it up, I fucked it up, I fucked it up, I fucked it up, I fucked it up, I fucked it up, I fucked it up.
I fucked it, chap.
Hi, Osho!
Nice.
Hey, my ball just blew a bit further away from the bank, can you?
I'm gonna show you how it's done, man.
Yeah, it happens, it happens, it happens.
Yeah, that's fair
Yeah, she's so bad you're so bad
You might have you stop five
Who's the fuck?
What do you want to say? Pissed off flat?
I didn't say nothing.
Pissed off flat.
I like it.
It's working again.
That's great.
I'm ready.
Here's my guys.
What are you gonna do here?
Oh no.
What the hell?
What the fuck?
You're aging.
Aging.
No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna win.
Go on Josh!
Oh that's good.
The wind's up, right?
The wind is the wind, it's the wind.
Watch out.
That's the wind.
Who's our five?
I'm definitely your own name.
Who's our five, have me?
So where's he?
He's in the room with me.
I think we're out. I'm pretty sure we're out. I think. I think. I think. I think I got to do some size set right now.
I got a little shot, alright get it back you shit
That's crazy, I touched, I touched, I touched
What the fuck, what the fuck, yo what the fuck
What the fuck, what the fuck
Again, again, again
F3 you want some strong
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, he just fucking fingered y'all, bro.
Yo, he fully put his fucking thumb in your butt, bro.
Let's do it.
You just walked away!
Oh, my God!
You just smoked him!
Oh, we gotta do this, hold on, hold on!
Come here, come here, come here, come here!
Again?
Again, again, again, bro.
You're fucking, some fucking gooners, bro.
Oh, that's right, that's right.
Is that just this grown ass man?
Grown ass pushing 40, dancing on tech time.
Look at you, look at you, look at you.
What's wrong?
I ain't, I ain't around.
I ain't around.
I know I see you down here.
Yeah, I'm not 40, I'm not 40.
He's 40.
Not me.
You're older than me.
No, I'm not.
He's 80 b.j.
I'm not.
It makes me look older.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it looks bad.
I want you
Yeah, it looks bad
Yeah, I know, I know
Where's Lacey at?
Nice
Bro, why are you always all farming, man?
Bro, you're just pissing me off
Who's all farming?
Look at you!
You're all like, oh my, that is...
You're overdoing it
How am I overdoing it?
We get it, bro
You train, we get it
God
You're my team
The fuck
Let's fucking fight you bro.
Oh shoo yeah.
Sorry.
Thank you.
No, thank you very much.
Hey, are you guys all done now?
Oh yeah, I got one more thing though.
Right here, right here. I swear, it'll be quick, it'll be quick, it'll be quick, it'll be quick, it'll be quick, it'll be quick, right?
Yeah, it's time to be quick.
One more person in the red shirt.
One person in the red shirt?
Why don't you just get a carry?
Where's your carry?
That's our bag, right?
Venus.
So basically what I'm going to do is you guys are going to start either side of me,
JJ on this side, Muti Wussals on this side.
Karajuna, stand in front of me please.
Take a step slightly back.
So you guys are going to stand in line.
I'm going to start here.
Actually you know what, let's turn this way.
Just turn this way so I'm facing this way.
Face the middle, face each other.
Oh like that, okay.
Thank you so much, appreciate it.
And all I'm going to do is start here, and when I move back, you step in and you face off each other here.
Okay.
Take a step closer for me please.
Hey, you can't even reach it. Switch. It's too dull.
Okay, switch then, yeah.
Degi, what the fuck?
Yeah, like, who was I even to?
All right, you ready?
Yeah.
So I'm going to start here, as soon as I step past you guys.
You step in, yeah.
Yeah
That works though.
Yeah, that works, that works.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I gotta do some other shit now.
Holy shit, I'm all over the place.
You know, me.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're doing it, come on.
Oh, no, he's missed it, but we're doing something else though.
Come here.
I'm pretty sure.
Oh, it's all good?
Okay.
There you go, you're good.
Carlin' Hew.
Like yo, yo, what's up, yo, okay.
Oh, I need that.
Is that actually physio? I'm gonna need that money afterwards
I'm gonna massage you
Yeah? Okay, I'm coming, okay?
Yeah, I'm with you, I'm with you
I'm with you, don't feel bad, don't feel bad
Don't feel bad
Let's go
Let's get it, bro, my legs are so cold now, holy shit
So what can I do tonight for my legs to feel fresh tomorrow any like really football it's in the chat
They're like no, so I just chill out. I go to the spa. Should I get active?
I get in the gym and be like bike a little bit. What do you think I should do?
Goon, okay. All right
Now they know shit ice bath really
Co-plunge
OK, OK. Iceberg?
No.
No?
It's just this team here.
What am I at, right here?
Yeah, this is my...
Right, can I put this on you?
Yeah.
Can you give me some packs?
Can you pack a Sweden player in 30 seconds?
OK.
Yeah.
I can pack a Swedish player in 30 seconds.
I give you these.
Once you've written them, just put them on the floor.
What, it's right now?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought so.
I'm going to sit down.
No, you can stand up.
Ah, bless.
OK.
Right, so ready?
30 seconds.
Yeah, you just do like a little hook move, right?
and then just go yeah yeah here we go sorry here we go cannot pack a Swedish
player in 30 seconds three two one shit not sweet is not sweet is not
sweet is not Swedish gosh gosh not sweet is not sweet is not sweet is
What if there's no Swedish players in here?
15?
I got that.
Definitely not Swedish, not Swedish, not Swedish, not Swedish.
Ah, Lee.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Fuck it.
Oh, I thought that.
Oh! I swear! No, no, it's my life back!
Oh my God!
No one's asked about Alexander Isaac.
He's like, he's shit.
Hell, I,
oh, God, I fucking hate that guy.
I really do.
I don't get it, I don't go like shit.
No, I'm scraping off the floor.
Swedish, my last packing.
Oh, I love you.
I love you so much.
Thank you, man.
Good, yeah.
Hey, fuck you.
Fuck you.
If you can get the player on that spot, if I get a ring off that in the water, can you just open it?
Yeah.
Oh, let's do these, let's do these.
I hope you know.
Let's just see if I've got a ring out.
Oh, what a lot.
Why did you just open it?
No, we're not doing that once.
Oh, I know.
Are you at something you know?
Try skidding, try skidding.
It's supposed to be fucking enemies here, boy.
No, we can never be enemies.
Yeah, right. Never, ever, actually.
I know, I know.
Why number three?
Had his nose caved.
Just been going up.
What, number three? Or the title?
No, number three.
Yeah. What about yours?
I don't have any title, sir.
No?
Hey, all packs are these.
It's a good one, sort of.
Are they like way better?
They got better, you can get the best pull.
Yeah, go ahead, yeah.
3, 2, 1, go.
YouTube All-Stars versus Simon at B, who can get the best pull?
Here we go.
I think I got to the bag, you know.
I can't even get in the bag.
No, mate.
Bro, you're ruining the shoe, bro.
There's no video.
Bro, that's disrespectful, bro.
Very disrespectful.
Very respectful in my opinion, I'll be honest.
Okay, why am I getting straight city players? We love city over here, by the way. No one does. Okay
Well, that's pretty good
Um, i'm warren oscar bob evan nelson beto chubby simons
Wow, bro, what are these cars?
That's terrible.
Lucas, yeah.
YouTube all stars, one else.
Sorry, bro.
Cheers, guys.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's fine.
Bro, look at that.
No good cars.
I'm not even kidding.
I don't know if this one is good, bro.
Hold on.
That one is this one right here?
Yeah.
Elite.
Cheers.
Thank you.
Cheers, man.
Thank you.
Cheers, man.
Thank you.
Cheers, man.
Thank you.
I think we're getting good, bro. I think we're good. I think we're good
Now you know my face
You never mind
Fuck you!
You're a shit by the way.
What?
I've also already made that so you gotta make at least 200 ready.
Okay, I do 300, okay.
He wasn't even ready, bro.
Okay.
I can also do that.
Okay, do it then.
Are your eyes closed?
Yeah, eyes closed then.
Yeah.
Okay, so I'm gonna miss this.
yo sketchy not even on the fucking line
the fuck
alright, here you go
watch out
that's my man
you're not my man
I'm your man
You are fucking 40 years old.
I'm scoring 40.
I bet. I bet. I bet. I'm scoring 40 goals.
I'm scoring 40 goals. 40 goals. 40. Yeah, 40. 40.
40, 40.
Well, I've seen two runs.
Yeah, what's up?
Get down, get down.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh!
Go on, Simon. That's my man!
Hey Ron, come on, let me see it, let me see it though.
Let's see how good sketch looks right now, hold on.
You know what I wanted?
I want top left.
Oh my god.
Oh my, oh my fucking god.
That was actually good.
Hey I'm having a lot of sketchy shit.
How am I fucking good?
That was actually good.
Hey I'm not gonna want to sketch you shit!
Yeah.
Can I get...
Can I get everyone over here please? Just for two seconds?
Oh here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Two seconds, I promise, I promise.
Alright cool, YouTube full stars on this side.
JJ.
Yo Nightmare!
Nightmare, come here!
I'm on this side.
Sad on this side or like this or like this like this, so okay
On this idea. Yeah, yeah
You're lazy
We had a pretty tall team
It's Harman
Harman what?
I'll let him do as you
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it
Two times in a row
Face to the other team
So it's down to where I come from
So we've got four reds
You know, Ron
He has to be the chocolate most annoying fucker I've ever made in my entire life
Shut up
Yo, I'm like
Are you sweating so much?
It's football mate.
Mate.
Hey, I'm mate.
Maybe get it right next time.
It's football mate.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Did you see these guys?
Hey!
That was funny.
Oh ho ho ho!
Fuck off mate!
Fuck off you, I like that one.
At least it's there bro.
No.
Don't cry.
You can't cry.
Okay.
I'm going to walk through you.
Oh, Jaggy.
We're doing this again.
Yeah, we're doing this again. We're doing this again, but he just played out now.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, please.
All right, you're good.
No, you're good.
You're so good.
Come on, guys.
Don't look for it.
Come here, dude.
What?
This don't...
No, so, Echno, so, Lacey, you and Gens, you were Gens.
No, Lacey, Lacey.
You were Gens.
How about when it comes? Call them when it comes earlier.
All right, guys, what I'm going to do...
I didn't call them, man.
Let me guess it. The hard part?
Yeah, the worst.
It was, wasn't it?
Oh, wow, you called him a fucking monkey?
I called him a monkey, I called him a boon.
That's even worse. That's not even worse.
Wow, you can't do that, bro.
How would you call him that?
Guys, basically what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna start here.
I'm gonna go past you.
Just take a step forward into your opponent.
And it's a face up.
Yeah, but...
I don't know.
Can you not count?
Yeah, so X is J to your sister.
Follow me, follow me.
Let's do it!
Alright, cool.
Alright, one take wonder, one take wonder.
One take wonder, come on.
Shit, okay.
Oh fuck.
I'm going to go back guys.
Oh, you got a hat on.
All right, are you ready?
As soon as I step on it, it's for you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Personal collection.
All right, three, two, one.
Isn't that bad?
You're actually catching up.
Yes!
Woo!
Actually weirdo, bro
Where is your manager guy no griff
Why because he said it was on bikes
I
Like one I see study fuck you
All right, sir W practice, bro. Have you practice, man?
Do you any healthy food or where's my shoes and stuff that's I'm trying to
Assessing my shoes with kitchens. I think so here, right?
This is my name on it
Do it right now. Yes ma'am, yes ma'am, yes ma'am.
Go get your massage, I'm out. Yes ma'am.
I don't know where your shoes were. Do you know where you took them off?
What? What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Is that mine?
Yeah, gotcha.
Good question on the prediction for the game
Ok, let's do it, can I say it right here?
Yes
It's simple, this is one, the last time you took my score
No, let's do it
I'm on took my score tomorrow
Me?
A lot of people say me as well
Oh, yeah?
Who didn't say me?
I thought so
Ok, I'm gonna go me here
How many hours again?
hopefully doing plus that's all I say Simon yeah for sure thousand
cents exactly who said me who didn't send me wait so are we using these shoes
tomorrow at the end of game yeah so just to be clear we cannot use
Nike's in the game either
Yeah, I think it's something like that. Yeah, so you're gonna clean these yields
Not you I'm guessing okay. Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay, and we'll get them for the game
lessons thank you so much thank you and he appreciate it fucking hates you I
hate you hey that was good that was good that was good
myself chat what do you think bro oh you're shitting me no chat no no no we
not shimnoto we cannot now we can't we can't work yeah I know chat that's a
W man that's a fucking W holy shit that was fun that was fun low battery
short chat
yo yo I don't have to be in the background your tiktok so you just want to ask me I
could do it you said I was in the background I could just be in the tiktok
Oh my god, like that.
God, that's tough!
Oh, that's going viral, bruh.
Yeah, that's going crazy.
Oh, yeah, you're the fucking TikTok king now.
No, that's you, baby.
No, you own TikTok.
I'm not!
When are you posting on the main, bruh? We need it.
I know, bruh. It's coming.
Nah, I got a little secret.
It might be with the artist that's singing that song.
Whoa, whoa.
Oh, you're mic'd up.
Like that
The artist who sings that song
Oh, the song?
Yeah
Of the day?
What question are you going to ask me now?
Like generally?
How many hours do you live stay?
Well, usually, so me, I'm like, I've seen for a long time.
It's like 15 hours a day.
15 hours a day?
I'm fully fucking lying.
So how many hours?
Oh, like five.
I just want to apologize.
I just remembered, the guy, that's one of my youngest, who came up to me in the
That's one of my young people.
That's the one I thought.
Sorry.
I told him.
Apologize and that's why I apologized.
Yeah, cause you seen the video you did on Instagram.
Like a bad bitch and shit.
You didn't see that right?
Yeah, I saw it.
I saw it.
I was the reason.
Oh, you was?
You know I ran for mayor.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh.
I told him.
I said, yo.
Get in line.
That seems respectful.
Yeah, yeah.
So I just wanted to apologize.
Okay, bear.
Under my watch.
No, I didn't send him to or no?
Like you didn't send him, did you send him at first?
No, no, I didn't send him.
Okay.
I just wanted to apologize because I was the reason why it happened because I ran this
place.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But obviously I've made him apologize.
Okay, I appreciate that.
Yeah, it's fine.
And if you need a help with anything, just let me know and I'll make sure you take
care of it.
Okay, but what can you sort?
Can you sort of like security?
Like, like outside of palace and shit, I want that to be security.
Next time that happens, anyone who comes over to you just say, yo, I know Niko,
No stress man. Back up? Yeah. I bet.
I want you to have a good experience with London man. Yeah.
There's a reason why I try to run for London.
Yeah, you know what else to do? What?
What?
Oh, my foot. My foot.
Oh yeah, my foot. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Hey, hey, low bros. Hey, low bros.
Love balls.
Ah, a bit smooth.
He's a bit smooth.
Oh my God, man.
He's a bit smooth.
Sorry, man.
Sorry.
Hey, you got mugged by fucking GX, buddy.
I'm a fucking face.
How about that?
I'm a fucking face.
Yeah, I'm a fucking...
Come on, come here.
All right, okay.
All right.
Ah!
I'm not sure what's wrong with you bro.
Give you those quarter bar and that's an embarrassment.
I'm tight for me.
I'm actually tight. I'm dead of sight.
Be careful, be careful.
Oh, right there.
That smells good. That smells good.
That's good.
Oh my, oh my god.
Right there, right there, right there.
Are you going?
Just keep going.
Just keep it, just keep it.
Keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it.
I'm going as far as I can.
No, it is keeping, keeping, keeping.
I'm going as far.
I'm really hard right now.
I'm really hard.
Okay, okay.
I'm pushing out of the way.
What the fuck was that?
I wasn't killing.
Thank you.
I wasn't killing.
Thank you.
You're not the first time.
Come on, bro.
Oh, my God.
Right there, right there, right there, right there.
Like a little bit deeper.
A little deeper.
That's it.
Four, three, two, one.
Geez, I appreciate that bro.
That's what brothers do, buddy.
Stretch it out, that ass, you know what I mean?
Like, that's it, that's it, that's it.
All right, last thing we're gonna do,
I do think any of those people will want
like a picture of me or not?
Like, let's just try to walk over there.
Let's just try this.
Ah, I'm actually gonna get some food and shit.
Ah, I'm just gonna get some food and shit.
Oh
Hi
What did you do?
Oh yeah?
Cool, bro.
Yeah, it's nice, huh?
Yeah, yeah.
Gothenburg is a nice city, too, bro.
You better start streaming, bro.
Huh?
You better start streaming.
Really?
Thank you, bro.
That means a lot.
Seriously, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Love, bro.
They've got so much.
Have a good one, yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, you take it home.
Yeah.
So, it's a question?
Yeah.
I'll take care of it.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
I'll take care of it.
Go on, Jim.
I'll do it.
Yeah.
Oh, low double action.
I'll get it.
Oh, get on this one.
Son of a...
Someone?
Yeah.
Yeah, everybody signed this, huh?
Yeah.
There you go.
Thank you.
You signed mine?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I got you.
I got signed this as well.
Oh, I've never seen this before.
Hey, okay.
Where's the letter?
Anywhere.
Thank you.
Yeah, of course.
That's a good district.
Mahalo.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, what's that?
Thank you so much.
Who's that?
Chloe and Lucy.
Yeah, Chloe and Lucy was dead!
We're done here.
That's your...
Yeah, go on then, mate.
How'd you have such a good-looking face?
Um...
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not saying that.
You know what, I think this is mostly genetics bro.
Yeah, you know, but you can obviously work on yourself,
you know, eat good, sleep good, all that stuff, stay in school, you know.
Can I get a picture?
Yeah, go ahead, yeah.
Oh, thank you.
Come on, take it here.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't hold it.
I see.
Yeah.
Did you speak with that face?
Like one on one?
Yeah.
I'm gonna sneak out there like, okay.
Sorry, thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course.
Thank you.
Thank you. Take care.
Yeah, yeah.
Actually, yeah. Good to meet you all, man.
Yes, sir.
Ooh, that's some ginger stuff, huh?
Let's get a picture.
Yeah, of course bro.
Thank you bro.
Yes sir.
There it is.
Take care bro, yeah?
Take care.
Yeah.
Take care bro.
Yeah.
Hey bro!
Yeah.
What the fuck is this?
Golfing.
Where?
Is it right here?
I'm down.
I can do tiktoks bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry but now it's night, it's night, it goes like, just contract stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shit.
Go, go, go, go.
Wow, three tall kings.
Yeah, you're better looking than personal.
Appreciate that, bro. Thank you, bro.
Hopefully, do a bit of sports.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I get them on.
That's about here, sir.
Hold on.
Have you got any tips for me to get better at streaming?
Uh, better at streaming bro?
You stay consistent?
Yeah.
Okay.
How much you stream?
Two or three times a week, but I'm trying to make it longer, not make it more.
Okay.
But I find it hard to do stuff at the start.
Yeah?
Where do you do IRL or desktop or what's that?
Yeah, IRL, yeah.
What do you be doing out there?
Well, you usually stream what from the long ago?
You know the whole of your boat?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I stream there sometimes.
Really?
And I go out and about.
So, you from Lafford?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, well, these are fun ideas that people are not doing in the UK because then you know those clips will stick out and post your clips too
Bro, that's important. Yeah, trust
Love of course. Thank you. I let me see what if they got any food
I know no no no. What'd you get? Oh
That's your gas
Is there any diet here, any diet?
Oh my gosh, that.
No, no, you didn't order it, huh?
No.
You didn't order it or not?
I didn't know.
Is it going to be a big debt?
Actually, you know, you pay, pay, pay, pay, pay.
I don't want to.
Oh, wow.
You don't want to talk to anybody?
Yeah.
You don't want to pay?
No.
Somebody or is that anybody?
He doesn't pay.
Well, we got to pay?
We're the same thing.
I'm sorry.
You actually want to come over?
We're going to go for a week.
The execution project
Right now?
I'm not going to do that
You know we got
200 black cars
What a low blow that is
What a fucking low blow.
Yeah.
I'm sure you feel comfortable.
Yeah, I feel comfortable.
Okay, I appreciate that.
Yeah, I do, I do, yeah.
What?
Oh, shit.
So, is this a black card where I can go to any size of London and just keep getting
boos?
That's those?
That's him.
That's him!
Thank you so much, I appreciate it, thank you.
Thank you.
Now here's the thing, I really have some chicken right now, but it's fried.
This is one maybe just one chat and this one invite I don't think I'm gonna go off. I think I'm gonna go off
We got dinner seven
I'm a dude
I'll do another one, I'll do another one.
I need a little chicken, just one, just one, just one.
I need two.
Why are you trying everything, eh?
Fuck happens to that diet, huh?
Out the window at this point.
Um, is there any chicken left, Moose?
There's no chicken left.
Just a little bit?
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
That's a yes.
Everytime you talk shit, I'm a little bit of a person.
I'm actually really glad you're okay.
Thanks.
That was good of me a dickhead, just know I was this close to being a dickhead.
Aww, I'm glad you're okay, Marlon.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, thank you so much.
Wait, what flavor is this one?
Oh, it's the one.
Do I just grab some of these?
Yeah, go ahead.
Slow down, girl.
Life's crazy, like, it's always life.
Someone took that full video, like, just going through Twitch.
And it just goes right, yeah, yeah.
I think it's there.
There's like 12 POVs.
Doesn't work.
Oh, let me get a hot honeycomb.
Oh, you got the eggs.
Rice boxes, wraps.
That's good, thank you.
It's boneless.
You got wings?
Yeah, we got wings.
Boneless wings, too.
Can I have the boneless, too?
Yeah, I just want strips, though.
You want tenders, yeah?
Yeah, tenders, yeah.
What flavor?
Honey.
Yes, please.
That's an easy one.
Thank you so much.
That's the vibe, Bro Ski.
My CB, stop saying that like the chat, bro.
They just said my CB.
Yeah, my CB.
Yeah, I am your CB to be fair.
You're a crush.
Yeah, what's that mean?
Hey!
Yuckie bros!
Cuckie mechita!
Why do people always learn that shit bro?
Hey, are you standing here?
Oh yeah.
I'm through dinner and stuff.
Yeah?
It's that man, right?
Just send us off please, yeah?
Yeah, just send us.
no chicken chop on our hands tonight
nah I'm good, I'm good
you're the best chicken chop you've ever been to Dory
this is the best chicken chop
see, my experience with chicken chop for now
is not the best, you know what I mean?
pretty camera on my face too, you know
thank you so much, thank you
I see you shouting
fuck you, bro
stop, bruh
PDZ, PDZ
I'm chill, I'm chill
What?
What is going on?
Is it bad for us?
Oh wow.
Ooh hot.
Is it bad for us?
Hmm? Yeah.
It is?
Pretty bad.
Are we uh...
What's going on?
Are we actually late at night?
I'm actually down. You're not though.
Do you think we come out late at night though? Yeah.
We can find a ball here. Where do you get it?
Yeah. On my ass.
This is awesome.
It's amazing. I love it, yeah.
I'm going to make your...
...ship of the sales in the UK.
I got you, yeah, anyway.
Well, I've just got back from LA, so why next stop?
You're going to have a night of training?
Yeah, mmhmm.
How are you going to go?
Well, um, it's it.
With my family.
He ain't going.
Ah, ah.
My family's here though.
That's fucking beautiful.
Thank you.
Oh, we're good.
We've got a blackboard.
It's loaded with 200 pound credit for now.
Now we can go be fat and please.
We can, you can keep trying all the different blinders.
I work my way through the mud.
Can I get two of them?
Family of two.
Hey, hey, mate!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Maybe slow down, I'm grabbing three cali-
Clates, grow your...
Hey, you're distracting me!
Hey, just pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.
Okay, my bad, he off camera.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Welcome to school or what?
Do you want some chicken?
Oh yeah, of course.
How are you?
Good, yeah?
Have a good one.
Yeah.
I'm coming to the maximum.
Oh yeah? Fire bro.
Uh, leukemia at the moment, so I got four tickets from Charry, man.
Oh, damn.
Charry match with Kit, thank you.
Who else is coming?
Do you know, I don't know, have you seen that lemon weapon guy on TikTok?
Nah.
Oh, they did a Charry match the other day, yeah, but it's on 8th of May in Bromwood Stadium, man.
Oh yeah?
Like, near here.
But, um, yeah, like, loads of people are coming, it's just for Charry.
Fire.
Showing like, rock cancer, you know.
Fire.
Yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, we was there, yeah
Yeah, big Austin
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Can we put an Insta up on the camera?
Of course bro
Wait, what do I want to do?
Can we put the Insta up on the camera?
Go ahead bro, please do it
Why is that chicken?
It's good, right?
Yeah, yeah
Hey, my mom had cancer too, bro. You'll beat that shit, bro. Yeah
You got that in the bag, bro. Hey, appreciate you my dog. Take care, but yeah
Hi chat
Boys and gals
What a day man, what a fucking day except
what a day what a day what a day what a day what a day what a day what a day what a day
oh what a day mom what a day and it's just sunny out right now fuck cancer love life
No. No, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, chill.
That means you can check, man.
I cannot wait for tomorrow.
My family is here, bro.
We got a team dinner at seven.
I'm going to try to head to bed early, get ready for
tomorrow, and then, yeah, tomorrow we fucking go,
bro.
Tomorrow we go, we have fun.
Whatever happens on that pitch, happens on that
pitch and,
Yeah man.
That's actually dirty work, that's actually disgusting.
That was actually bad, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that's actually bad.
Chad, I love y'all, bro.
Even this day I was looking forward to,
now we did the practice.
It's just like enjoying it in the moment,
really taking care of it.
And I'm having fun, bro.
So, appreciate you tuning in.
I'm gonna see y'all tomorrow, tomorrow,
so we cannot stream the match unfortunately.
I'm trying to find it where we can stream the match,
but I just don't think there is.
I just don't think there is.
Like they just wanted on their ingest.
We're gonna stream the whole, the whole bus,
I think the bus, right?
If not, we're gonna stream locker room, all that stuff
because it's a YouTube thing.
So we can't stream it.
I know, I know, no one can stream it.
Like none of the boys, no one's gonna stream it.
It's only gonna be Sidemen on their YouTube channel.
I'm gonna try and see if I can finesse something
where like I can get someone back home
to just like put on the ingest,
put on the match and like react,
like Brad hopped on my stream and reacted with some
shit, you know what I'm saying?
I honestly think I would sit there.
probably like over 50k like easily I think easily bro so we're gonna figure
out we're gonna figure it out regardless but I'm never seen a chat man I love
y'all boys so much or silky or somebody yeah we'll figure it out we'll
figure it out yeah maybe love y'all I'm gonna see our boys tomorrow this is a
big-ass W it's a blessing chat I love y'all thank y'all for everything thank
y'all for watching so far none has been actually amazing except for fucking
chicken's top but yeah that was in the chat go spare with the comment I see it
I see all the dubbys I see we all we all we are y'all be nice and she like that
talking about streams so yeah I'm gonna see y'all tomorrow stay updated I'm
posting on snap and I'm gonna spend some time with my family bro love y'all
boys and three to the moon peace the streamer the streamer word goes to
Marley
It's been a long year, I just want to start by thanking God, he kept me grounded, he kept
my faith, shout out M3 Schema Community, I want to be able to talk, I want to say the
last name of that.
There's a lot of doubters, a lot of haters always, always going to talk, but they're
not the ones staying on this stage, so appreciate y'all man, thank y'all.
I don't talk much
Guess that nothing has changed
I'm not sure I like it
And I'm so tired of fighting
If I told you, you'd not help me
Don't I, could I hurt it too?
Is I worth any ways?
We end up like always
You know it, when you've had to show me
That you can sign it into my face
Cause you know where they're saying
The worst things I can do