you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm gonna be next, I don't have my barrel
Let me see you bring your body right over here
And it's cause you should share it
Girl, I care it
And I'm gonna give you love
So clear it gonna take you shine
And watch you buy mine
Really rocking it up to the end of time
I'm gonna put you in my behind
I'm gonna fix you so you won't hate me
I'm gonna get it up to the end
I'm gonna show you what it is
I'm gonna get it up to the end
I'm gonna get it up to the end
I'm gonna get it up to the end
I'm gonna be a nice yo-yo, yeah, yeah, boy-yo
The SVM with the up-honey-go-yo
Sean Park, Keith, Nicole, Doug, Carly-On
Alex Chapter, yeah, man, for other girls, you know
Keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it, let's dance
I'm free to go.
Go chat!
Go chat!
Go!
Yo chat! Yo chat!
Yo, how do we go down from 9,300 subs to 9,000 already for like, god damn it bro.
What's good chat? What's good chat?
Listen for the people who's asking
Or if you were saying you'll be sick that's really bothers me bro, okay?
Um, I don't know why bro. It was pretty got him hard finding the turkey sir, bro
It really was so um, we're gonna double shake us on this for out of the man
This is and this is a contribution to him. Okay, because he took me in he said listen got away. I said I bet I bet, okay?
Chat we're in Turkey
Let's go
We're in Turkey right now
Listen, I'm fucking excited. It's boiling hot. We came here yesterday
I'm gonna be a today to watch maybe two streams in Turkey and
Then we're off to hungry bro. So let's have a good two fucking days
I'm in Istanbul. Of course the big ass city and people who don't know um, this is where I got my first
23 viral clicks ever from machine. This lady was started my streaming career like fully like took off
And if those were being here, I said a little story on Snapchat yesterday where I hopped up at the airport
and I had a driver like take me and everything and secured all this stuff, but they're like two years ago from now.
I hopped up at the airport and I had to find a bus to take me into, what's it called? Taxing Square?
You know what that's what it's called? I think that's what it's called, right? Yeah, Taxing Square and that's what I stayed.
Thank you for the 20 gift and I appreciate it!
W20! W20!
Um, we're just saying bro, we're just fucking insane.
But, we're here now and today, for the first time in this year of tour, we have a tour guide.
We have a full tour guide who's gonna take us through the big cultural experiences,
fun experience just take us to a full day of Istanbul bro so y'all know I have
my ideas I said you know what one country for one day's at least I want to
try and see how they would do it and it's gonna be a big day but we're going to
we're going to the mosque we're going to the the blue mosques we're starting
right now we're gonna hit the Asian side of Istanbul we are also gonna stay
here in the European side of Istanbul we're gonna try a bunch of stuff that's
come we're gonna do a turkish massage the the hamam I think that's what it's
called we're gonna try turkish coffee we're gonna go around gonna go to the
big what's called again I guess fear that's the christian church I'm pretty
sure and then we go to the bizarre broken through a bunch of shit bro bunch of
bunch of bunch of shit so uh hey bro turkey
I'm ready for a minute let's make this make this two good days and I'm not
gonna lie chat we sat with the tour guide here for like 15 minutes I'm gonna
be honest bro he's the after he's the aftertrund bro a good after but you
know he's a tour cop so it was like you know you're just gonna probably be a lot
of people coming after stuff like that we also got three bodyguards now they're
huge two of them it's like seven foot I'm not in control in it I felt like a
little ass kid they look like Hagrid bro for Harry Potter but listen he was
like oh that's amazing that's amazing you know I'm saying oh we're lovely for
the kids live outside okay you know listen just be ready though cuz if I
I guess one of you, this one bro, you know what I mean?
But yeah, let's have a good day, though, chat.
Let's have a good day and let's get into it.
Chat, having to subbed up at 15,000 subs.
I'm Skydive, no string.
Skydive, no string, we currently at 9,000.
I went in 15,000 before the tour ends.
So let's do it, let's do it.
Anyways, man, let's go.
Let's get out, let's bump out, man.
Chat, the first stop is the Blue Moss.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, oh, I thought I had a microphone on.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, man.
Oh, jeez.
My tour guide.
Hello, how are you?
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me to my street, where you are, man?
I'm in Shakir.
Shakir.
We're in the good area for 27 years of guiding.
27 years.
You are on the good hands.
What we have, you see, historical reliance on the land of the city.
Yes.
First, we see a balloon mosque.
16 on the left and 16 on the right.
It's got the inside of the mosque.
And that shoe bag.
You can't have shoes in there, correct?
Is this respectful?
Definitely.
You have to take your shoes off to Shrezin.
I'll take you inside.
Let's do it.
Let's go inside.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
The city of two continents and the city of seven hills.
Woo-wee.
And it was built on one of the seven hills of this city, but this area called Pippa
You see so many fat cats in this city, you know why?
Why?
We're not in a city, you have to expect some big earthquakes here in the city.
earthquakes?
Yeah.
What is that?
In 1999, we had lots of wooden houses like those.
Okay.
Wood is more flexible.
Okay.
Wood is more flexible, but wood has some problems.
One problem is, well, fire.
We have so many fires in the city.
Interesting.
Second problem is maintenance, but third problem, grass.
Rats.
Rihanna.
Yeah.
They lack wood.
Well, it looks very clean.
It looks very clean.
One of the finest in the world.
A solution for rats, what?
Chats.
You see so many chances of cats.
Giving dogs and cats in Turkish culture that brings you good luck.
So you let the cats eat the rats.
So they take them off the street.
Well, at that time, no more rats in our city.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
At that time, we had like 15, 17, 17 centuries.
Wow.
Lots of cats and rats.
Well this area, Hippodrome, and it was built in 2nd century AD by the Romans as a stadium
for cherry tracers, like the famous movie.
Wow!
Then, her, went in this side.
On the other side of the Hippodrome, almost 100,000 marble seats.
Okay!
Because many of them, they recycled, reused them for construction of the famous Hippodrome,
that was legal from the side, centered off official ceremonies.
So this is where you're going for the mask?
Yes, this is where the entrance is, but before you come to the mask, you have to wash yourself, not you, us.
Muslins.
Yeah, it's called ablution, not absolution.
Sit down to wash hands, mouth.
Don't you wash your arms?
Well, first of all, hands should be clean.
Always.
Mouth, nose, face, and an orange.
There must be wet ears and a feet, but this section for men.
they have intersection for ladies so they have one section for men one
second for ladies okay well so so do people come here regularly like like
every day to pray or they decide for like a bigger person
is crazy there is no
in your office yeah of course you've got to have a map right exactly except on
which day Friday and on times because that's a big thing are not sick if you're
not very old if you're not on travel if you are men you have to go the season
Friday and on times mosques are full today is which day what's the what's
so what's the what's the what's the pay is the juma no juma juma on Friday
and on time bravo come on come on I have it you know I have a lot of a lot of
growth a lot of Muslim friends wonderful what we do now
Let's get us to your special creature.
We'll see what you do.
Well, this is actually for men that saw this for a lady up here.
And then these are, some of them are,
350 years old succumore trees.
You know, they were mentioned in the Bible.
And men in the Bible, because Zakkai, Zakkaius,
who went up to the succumore tree
to see this Christ in a city called Jericho
so they had
I didn't know they had a
here I thought you had to do like at home before you came here and then you go
you may do that in your home in that water
okay
if you go to toilet
well if you sleep
you should get
before you come here
look at the ocean
this is the water
This is one of the biggest, some biggest mosques of the world, one in Makkah, Morocco,
Jinhasa Mosque, then one in Abu Dhabi, Shaykh Zayed Mosque, and one in Asia side of the
city, Chammyja Mosque is one of the largest of the world.
And then, you know what, this is second courtyard of the mosque, especially Friday and on times,
All your room, one by one.
I went to Albany and I didn't find you.
That's bad.
That's a middle place, middle, I swear to you.
Oh my mom, I'm a crazy person.
You didn't want to start it, I didn't want to start it.
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
He's crazy.
He's crazy.
You did not follow me to Albany, bro.
I swear, bro.
So you've been in Albany?
No, we're from the airport.
I said, mom, mom, mom.
So where are you from?
I'm from Sudan.
I'm from Sudan.
So where do you live?
No, in the United States, in Ohio.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, sorry.
Wait, let me get you straight.
Bro, it's clear, that is clear.
You lived in Ohio, you're right.
I've been here, yeah.
And you've followed this year.
No, that's basically, I'm gonna tell you what.
I was going to see some more friends,
they live in Germany.
Okay.
So I was going to go in,
I see you are still in Europe.
I was following you.
I went to, I guess I didn't be honest,
I'm not gonna go in there.
But I went to Albania to find you.
But I couldn't find you.
How did you not find me?
I was, because of like,
Oh, I know.
How can I explain that?
We're here in the south, we're here in the south.
That's crazy.
Come on, come on, let's take a picture.
Double in the chat, people, double in the chat.
The best mugger in this world.
My God, my God, thank you, my God.
Take care.
No, you're more glacial.
You're more glacial.
You're more glacial.
That's required.
How are you doing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come, come, come.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good.
I'm not sure
I'm not sure
No, not sure
No
This is
for all day and no time
masks are busy
if you come early, you pray inside
if you are late to break
your own corporate videos
especially for all day and no time
So all these people here are praying
or just going in and see
some that were
So isn't it like when people pray, we go in there and watch it?
No, half an hour before they pray in Chinese
Nothing, all I said
I didn't want to go in there and chat when people are praying
Just keep the line, just come with me
That's my goal, that's my goal, just keep it online
Damn, this mosque is beautiful chat, I'll be honest
This is my first time seeing Sweden, do you hear that?
This is an actual mosque, please
This is the first time in a mosque, I think
Actually, no, I'm lying
I'm back from the last one
These are the shoe bags
You're going to take those shoes off
Put your shoes in and back in the living place
What you're going to do then?
Get your bag
Get your shoes off
Get your bag
Get your bag
Get your bag
So we have to take off our shoes
Get your bag
Let's take off our shoes, sir
I'll get you a few shoes, then, sir
OK, I'll get you a few
It's OK
You got it?
W, W, W, W, W
How do you say thank you in Turkish?
T and sugar, Teşeker
You speak Turkish?
Teşeker
Black tea and sugar
Teşeker
Let's see it
What's that? Blue mask?
How do you know?
I don't know
Yeah, I'm a Jew
Really?
Do you like the Jew?
Of course, man
What's my name?
Samson
Yeah
You support the Jew?
Come on brother
Take a picture
I can't hear
I'll just switch the phone, apparently.
Yeah, come.
Come here, sir.
Okay, I want to switch the phone. Switch into the phone real quick, okay?
we got to where we could bring in the camera but now we can't so you know so we got to respect, you got to respect, you know
Nicholas
Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam
No, no, it's me but, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I peeped, I peeped, I peeped the ear
You got to be back last, it's tough
Tough, tough, tough, tough, tough
One sec, yeah?
Come on, come on.
Sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun.
Can you come this side?
Can you come this side? Okay.
Look at this phone, it's on the camera and I can watch face and phone, brother.
Dude, this is...
Wait, is this me?
No way it is me.
Wait, is it actually me?
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah, I think it's fine with Kimmy too, but I don't know why he left.
They asked one more time if we do it.
This is from it.
Yeah?
This video?
Yeah.
This is not coming back?
Yeah.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
Bang, check it out.
This is the main hall of the building.
Main hall of the building.
Alright, alright.
So, we have mosques or, like a community,
mosques and resensures,
and other additional buildings out,
which are schools, libraries,
soup kitchen for poor people,
hospitals, and a Turkish bath.
We're gonna have a Turkish bath here?
Outside.
Yeah, there's a book, the name of the book, 1000 things you have to do before you die, bucket list in that book, 364.
Come on, come on.
We're gonna, yeah, we're gonna do it.
We're gonna do the best thing, we're gonna do the best thing.
We're gonna do the best thing.
Yeah, what's good?
Architecture of the building.
Typical ornament.
There are three port joys and this is the main hall.
In the main hall, as you see, huge dorm in the center.
Man, it's crazy.
Yeah.
There's good.
Feet of elephants.
Feet of elephants?
Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see.
Well, fifty-five times, then six pieces in diameter.
This is an active mosque.
It was built about in seven years.
Sixteen, oh, nine, sixteen, sixteen.
But the question is, why is culture, you're not looking at walls.
All around the walls.
You can see.
hand-might blue tiles, yeah dominant color, which color? blue, but in mosques? no images, no icons, no idols, only
coronations, tulips, roses, maybe some different geometric style, now only up closer, you know,
Muslims they pray how many?
Five times a day
Number one, before the sun rise
Men, in afternoons
In the evening, late in the evening
Before the praying time
There is a chanter going up
to the shower, chanting for praying
called Allahu Akbar
Allahu Akbar, God is great
He's great, he's got it
There is no God
But Allah, it's time, it's
Friday time, then come on
Okay
Is long no any obligation
But none members of most you get close close to your homework business when they come to the mosque
he had to face to that niche, show me that niche.
What's your name, please?
I'm Ibea, that is it.
We attended the monument called Kama,
the Muslim sword.
It was built by Abraham,
by his son, Ishmael,
symbolizing the house of the God.
All the other prayers are standing side by side,
from here,
to the next.
Oh, like this?
Exactly.
Also in every single room?
Oh, yeah.
Well, other galleries are called ladies.
You see, those 21 places are blue tiles, dominant color, blue.
Then here, a town of Turkey called Izmir, but in that time, no electricity.
They filled all of the shambles with different kinds of candles, oils, pot.
Let me show you something, the question for you.
If you have asked the question, I'll buy you an ice cream for you.
Okay, let's come closer so you
Okay, most of us at the balls to the balls
Yeah, there's not many ever. Yeah. Yeah, what are they? That's a question. What are the balls for?
The thing is I should not be the spec one. So I actually
What are the balls for?
You know, have you ever seen?
Ostrich eggs
Of course, big eggs, huh?
Here they are
Those are all ostrich eggs
They keep away
Spiders
Flies
Insects
Mosquitos, whatever they are
Those are all ostrich eggs from that time
Really?
17th century
Some of them are sure has been
Wait, it's actually ostrich eggs
Axial ostrich eggs
Wait, what?
Yeah, that's true
So that's ostrich eggs?
Yeah, there are many, look at this
Up here
That's all the mosques.
All the mosques.
All the mosques.
All the mosques.
Exactly.
Mosques on box.
Whatever.
Interesting.
Never do that.
Yeah.
Never do that.
Especially Friday and on time.
No start of busy.
There's a sermon.
Friday prayer.
Exactly.
You see, drink your can.
Steps and a big tower.
Friday.
Pulse put for Friday sermon.
That's what they're doing here.
Then you have the second term of end of the renovation.
for Sultan for his family for his security called Sultan's box
Sultan's balcony behind the cabin what about this one here they use during
Ramadan you know someone told me it's a it's a fast holiday that's the time
yeah tomorrow's gonna start I don't know how long we have two different kind of
holidays one of them called well the end of Ramadan they're celebrating two days
that's the time people that got a picture image who was it Makkah and Madina
then the sacrifice kettles she got camels people into the pool people we
don't eat them well first you all the staff relatives then neighbors and
others and others called sacrifice holiday okay
they have to know for four days there are two well it takes three days this is the
one it takes four days the other one called Chandy Chandy you know what we
had to wake up early morning about like five in the morning we got to pray and
we'll visit cemetery later and then we go back home we'll send addresses then we
have chickpea and then some rice okay and then well old people meeting in old
whole generations home then kids they get very good chick and a piece of
chocolate Turkish delight so in two people's candy festival so this is the
second one this is some people got a picture image towards it fully journey
okay that niche shows Maca the Russian because in Maca by the way in Sarajevo
every jengle in Monogh called Kaba yeah I know that one yeah you gotta go there
once in your life right? You know to go to Kaaba one of the five basic
plus of Islam number one to that there is no God but Allah
prophet Muhammad says messenger praying five times a day
fasting in haliman Ramadan to go to pilgrimage
last one thing is charity to the poor people so
healthy and well-to-meslims ones in their life
they should go to Kaaba to visit Mecca and but in event of them their whites and
This man is called Chanters Belting
This man is called Imam
Imam is standing there
Imam is standing there
This is Muazdin
Muazdin is a man who has good voice
Not bad voice
It is the one who is in the house
Chanting for great amount of time
Well, first man
He was a black man who performed the Zon
His name is Bilali Habashi
You see the sign on the black background
It says
Yahu Hazreti Bilali Habashi
The first time in history that was dedicated for him
But balcony called Chanters
Chanters to balcony
You know
Just go down into the corner here
Prophet Muhammad who was born in a city
Called Mecca
Another city
Medina
Medina
His buddy place is called Masjidina Babi
Don't say that's where you have the
That's where you have Medina
Yeah, that's what this is for
Oh, now it makes sense
Now we got our shoes, let me show you
Small model of Madina
Small model of Madina, which I never knew
That's why it was in
That's where the makeup is at
Oh wait, you can't have the shoes on the carpet, huh?
Yeah, I thought you were going to
I'm I was very kind to him other people that see that
Really one come put to our faces on those of course
Yeah, they mess them home. You have to take your shoes off to you. You have to take your shoes off to by the way
I'm not like I'll see somebody else. Somebody have somebody have shoes right there. I'm the honest. Oh, she's snap
Sorry
Madina
Rav Zayi Al-Kahfuna
of Masjidina Bawi
The building with green dawn
is his burial place
Tumma, Prophet Muhammad
This is the entire place in Madina
This silver model
gives our president Erdogan
in 2006
from Ex-King of Saudi Arabia
King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz
from Erdogan
from ancient mosque
The silver model of Tumba, Prophet Muhammad,
called Masjid-e-Nabali, or Rabza-e-Mataq-Khara.
Look at the beautiful bores.
Beautiful bores, all the beautiful mother of pearls.
They are very pretty.
All the pearls.
So, you know, in, I'm not very like, you know what I'm saying?
I'm learning, but Mecca, right?
Yeah.
So they said black, this...
That stone.
And people want to touch it.
Exactly.
There are two stones.
One called Hajar-ul-Eswait.
Hajar-ul-Eswait.
Hajar-ul-Eswait.
That's what's black, right?
You're good
A little bit
Hajar means stone
That's what means black stone
That's stone key from heaven
Okay
That was as white as milk
But the mistakes of the people
made it black
There's another monument called
Kaaba
We believe that Kaaba was built
by Prophet Abraham
like his son symbolizing house of the God
So that's the house of the God
Exactly
Every year people go to Matta
And they try to touch it
Exactly
So what do they think?
Do you think that will give them something?
Is that something of religion?
Well, you know
People they have some beliefs
They have to believe something
Of course, of course, yeah
To touch something holy
Yeah, to lose something
Honor it
Yeah, I get it
And there's one spot there
They have small stones
And they throw the stones, symbolically, devil, there is a devil there, they throw stones to the devil
The devil stone
When they throw it at it, at the...
Yeah, that's part of the pilgrimage
Oh, really?
To see a holy journey
Okay
If you want to continue, let's come out from the top
Interesting, interesting
Yeah, a beautiful pizzeria pinapple
What's your name?
Mykaca
Can I play?
Yeah, come on
Thank you, bro
Yes, sir
Can I play?
Can I play?
Yeah, of course you can
Look, I'm a catcher
I'm a catcher
What's your name?
Marco
Do you know my name?
What's your name?
I don't know
God is there
God is there, yeah
Oh, it's funny
Another one?
I have a question
You know my name?
and that's funny
when Eddie goes to show yo you can literally do prank I swear I can do prank
I'm gonna try this we're gonna try this probably you try I know I will get
somebody will get them out going in disguise right we'll get like six body
It was a walk on a random actually like you're saying I think that would actually work like chat, you know, Sam
This is
No, absolutely not of course not
Why?
Yeah, how you doing brother?
Good to meet you, bro
Good to meet you, man
Good to meet you
Really nice to see you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice, nice
Yeah, yeah, come
I had a friend of yours
Who's that brother?
Who's that brother?
I don't know
Can we take a picture?
Yeah
How come we're here brother?
Huh?
Finland!
Oh, Finland, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
How come?
You can't see me?
Yeah, oh
What's up?
You can't see me?
What's up?
Can I take a photo?
Yeah, yeah
How come you can't see me?
Did you like the view?
It's nice.
Beautiful.
Did you go to Iceland?
Yeah.
No, I'm on board.
I'm on board.
Thank you bro.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Thank you bro.
You're welcome.
I get scared in the picture.
It's crazy.
You're welcome.
Can you take this?
I got you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
He said you own the club in Turku, it's Afz-Balkan, when you use Afz-Balkan.
You just came from Albania.
Yeah, I am from Albania but I live in Finland.
You own the club?
Yeah, it's the third division in Finland.
Afz-Balkan.
Are you a pro?
Yeah, I can show you.
Is it a pro? Is it a pro club?
No, it's in the middle.
Can you show it? I want to show it.
Okay, wait.
Can I come first?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, I show you, I show you, I show you, I show you brother
OK, come here, come here, come here
What's your name?
I think you went to a virgin's
I did, I did, I did
Yeah, come here
What's your name?
I'm a beauty
I should cross face team
You think you're a huh?
I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing
Oh my God
I'm sorry.
Alright, let's go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
Look, Yoko Yoko, the damn Sarkozy.
That's me, bro.
You're the owner of the third club.
Let me come play, brother.
Let's go.
When are you coming to Turkey?
When are you coming to Turkey?
Wait, wait, wait.
Finland or where?
I'm just vacation check
So what like when would you all go pro the first division?
Second, one more, yeah we need to promote more
Yeah one more promotion then we are finished
You need to come bro
I can come practice?
Bro, whenever you want, I can pick, I can pick, take my instagram
No, take my number, my number, my number
Oh the locator, oh the, take my instagram chat, Arton
No, no, no, wait, wait
My number is
No, I can't say my number.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, please.
Don't say what number.
Don't say what number.
I'm in Turkish.
I don't, but I just take my order, sir.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, yeah.
Wait, and when you come to ask me, I promise I will.
I got you.
Can you shut out the Balkans?
Yeah, I say Balkans.
Wait, let's do this.
I say Balkans, wrong.
I say Balkans, I'm coming.
I'm coming soon.
I have a condition.
Come on, bro, please, come on
Alright, let's go, let's go chat
We're going pro this year
We're going pro
Alright, so we got Finland and we got Greece
Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy
Easy, try this chat, easy, try
Sir, this side
Oh, this side, this side, this side
Do you want me to do it?
You can do it
Yeah, go, go, go
Oh, are you here?
I love you
Yes
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Take it, take it.
I will, I will take it.
I will take it.
I will take it.
I will take it.
Okay, that's it.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Okay, yeah.
After this, we gotta go.
Ok, ok, come come
Let's go, let's go, let's go
Let's go chat, let's go yours
You're a little bit of a hens and it's just in my son
I know my son, you're my woman
You're both my woman
I have no question to stay down here
Lock him bro, lock him, lock him
So lock him, lock him
You don't want to be left with your son, George
And had you three, I guess, of languages
1100 years older
Okay, so explain to us, what's the part again?
The blue mosque and Hagia Sophia
Hagia Sophia?
But they are not Turkish people
So what's the...
That was the Christian church originally
And it was in the Hanraka Chita mosque
So it was originally a church
A Christian church
Oh, I thought that it was a Christian church
So that was originally a Christian church
Turn into a mosque
Why did it turn into a mosque?
Well, 1453
It was a city of Roman Empire
Constantinopolis that was captured
captured, took over by Animes
OK
Then by the order of something, memory, seconds
How are you going to get out of Cordoba?
Spain?
Uh, Cotrova?
Cordoba
Are you here now?
I'm not
No, all in the nation
No, no, no, no
These are there
You've never got any peace
My name we got a little bother here
Just one more time, please
Ask him, bro
When you come and feel of I swear to God
I'm sorry, sorry
How do you fumble in there?
Because my friend called you
OK, OK, I'll be right back
Save it, save it, save it
Take it first, please
Yes, come on
All right.
Yes sir.
Thank you.
Hello.
Thank you.
Okay.
Please come and get me a picture, please.
He did what he did.
Please, thank you so much.
Oh my God.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
We're from the UK, yeah?
UK.
What about?
I was in London, literally.
Are you on?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're so smart.
Thank you.
Shout out to the people.
Cheers.
You know the army is getting old.
What?
They were Muslims.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then it was to be converted from Christian church.
into a mosque
Mosques are like a community
Mosques are in the center
He's going to go
Well, other buildings are
Those are called Madrasah
School of theology
School of theology?
No, I'm sorry, I can't
It's okay, it's okay
School of theology
What's theology?
Religion
Oh, I knew that
Of course
Then those are Turkish baths
Where's the Turkish bath?
The one on the right
So it's time to go to another one
Okay
Yeah
But don't, in Turkish that don't expect a young lady with a massage
No, no, no, no
Big man
Haley man
With a long Turkish massage
You're right, man
Okay, here you go, yeah
Wait a minute, Simon, I should expect what?
Big lady, well, no
Lovely
What we have
Big man
Haley man
With a long Turkish massage
Here you go, man
Ladies section
Big lady first short massage
I'm just gonna be alone there, but I ain't allowed to step in, but step in boy, I'll wait, yeah, go, go.
Okay, got you, got you, got you.
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
Okay
Okay
We both
Yeah
I'm sorry
Is she a security?
Yeah
Security without A
She's a security with A
Just a picture
We came from Switzerland.
Oh yeah?
That's Switzerland man.
Alright, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
She's a Cuba.
She's a Cuban.
She's a Cuban.
She's here.
She's here.
She's here without the A's.
This is nice.
Some mosques.
They call them neighborhood mosques.
Neighborhood mosques.
Can you see a single tower?
Neighborhood mosques.
So single tower neighborhood?
Yeah.
More than two.
More than two.
More than two.
More than two.
More than two
Two and more than two in Peril
But this one has, you know, remember, six hours
Six hours
Here you go, this is one of the iconic spots by the photo
Oh, that is nice, pretty as hell
Turkish people, local people, we don't call blue mosque
We call Sultan Ahmet
Sultan Ahmet
Sultan, so
The name of the Sultan here was number 14
Sultan Ahmet
Like a king
No, Sultan Ahmed Sultan
The last one was exiled to France
There are no more sultans, there are some of his descendants
Some of them are delivered in some remodeling
Some are in France, in Paris
But this section, ladies section
And besides for men
Well, yes
So when you do this, we're going to do Turkish bath later
Yeah, but when you do the Turkish bath I would is that I clean through the body is that I would say it's a religious wise
Is it just like a nice little massage?
Religious wise you have ablution you have to clean your body of course
Yeah, you know especially twice in a month Turkish people they do that of the square
Okay, you see one day this crap here, but they see how dirty you are
Oh, that's the most every day every day
Of course are that cells
hygienic, cleaning and well you look 10 years younger
huh?
you look 10 years younger after a Turkish bar
oh yeah?
yeah
masha Allah
so then
what's up with all these like, there's a lot of coins here in Turkey like, coins in
there
well we get them from the southern part of Turkey
cores and chestnuts everywhere all around the city
chestnuts, I can't get with that
chestnut
chestnut
chestnut
chestnut
chestnut
chestnut
Mehmet the 3rd, Selim the 2nd, Murat the 3rd, Mustafa.
Oh, very good. You see, building with 3 domes up here.
Yes, I do.
Tomb of 5 Sultans, here they were.
Okay.
Tomb of 5 Sultans, a cemetery for a royal family.
Huh. Royal family.
Yeah.
So this is just a fourth.
It's like a fourth. It's not a neighborhood, but like a full...
Yeah.
It's like a fourth space of praying and religion and...
Yeah.
Because in the neighborhood
Harmony of three different religions, which are Abrahamic religions, which are Judaism
Christianity and as long as I'm a saying basement coming up yellow
Which color used to be jail in 1960s. Yeah, this is a jail. This is a jail
Restored as a five-star hotel
This is a jail. Yeah, this one used to be
Also now it's a hotel.
Yeah, 5-7 hotels.
Okay, because I was about to say there's no way there's some mosque in a jail.
You know what I mean?
It's kind of fake crazy.
Then you can see how many of three different religions in the same neighborhood.
Well, Judaism, Christianity is one.
I like that.
You know, first, this time, no shoes off.
Main floor, chef and four visitors.
Only four friars.
Then we'll be second floor to see some beautiful Icon set images inside
Okay, okay
Icon set images inside
It's on the religion here chat
Yeah
Religion facts man
Yeah
What type of food is that right there?
You know that kind of come high a little bit
No those aren't like baked potatoes
Oh baked potatoes
They come from the bus
I always got to
My goodness
We're gonna start later on
Yeah
Later
Send, they don't understand
What?
Turkish coffee, but with the send
Send from the desert?
No, no, no
Well, do we have the market?
They're gonna put the port on the send
They put it there
Turkish coffee
That helps to wake you up
It's definitely very strong coffee
So it's like
It made me wake up?
Exactly
Energy?
Energy, correct
I need that
I need that conference, it's that
I don't know how they got that coffee
First time in history man
Utopia
It's not the movies, Utopia
Well all
you know, goats are
eating coffee beans
on the tree, goats
and then when they started to abuse
they started to dance
goat goats
so they invented coffee later
that's true
so they have
I don't have energy
I see, I see, I see
There's nothing inside
Okay, so we get it from gold, yeah?
Huh?
Music that's out here, player, player, player
And the other thing I'm doing
Yo, what's up, bro?
Are you good?
You're welcome, you're welcome, you're welcome
Oh, my parents signed it, okay?
Oh look, your parents what?
They left me so I could walk to you.
Yeah, man?
You want some?
Nah, don't let your parents leave you.
That's like, ah, damn, bruh.
This is what I'm talking about, Chad.
What I want, I want.
What's that?
How much?
See ya.
Is that 100?
100 grams.
Yo!
Yo!
You like this?
Where did you get that phone bro?
Yo, we need to stop selling though, thank Allah
I wanna try one of these workwear
What's called a chestnut, okay
That's actually the same sir, what's the...
Thank you bro, thank you, thank you
I'm going to try a chestnut, okay?
This is a chestnut?
Yeah
Look at that
How much?
How much?
200
200?
100
Oh, we'll give you the other one, thank you, boss
Let's try that chestnut, hold on
You don't eat the brown, do you?
Yeah
Take this out, yeah?
Huh?
Yeah, right
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No way?
No, it's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine later.
But don't look my way.
What am I doing?
No camera?
No.
Can you sign my shit, man?
Yeah, I was switching to the phone.
What the fuck?
It is really good
Sorry, just please, can you move the side?
I told you the camera was up.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Come on!
Come on!
Come here.
Cheap!
Cheap, cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap.
Thank you.
How are you?
I'm fine.
Are you trained?
Yes.
How are you?
I'm fine.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm not even going to picture you
No way
I'm not going to do it on your phone, it's not connecting
Okay
One second, one second, one second, one second, switch to the phone, switch to the phone, switch to the phone
What's your name? Colabia? Colabia?
Colabia
Hold on a sec, hold on a sec, trying to switch real quick
You run the left side?
No
You gotta get on that back
I got fiber in that, but you can just go on the front
I don't think it starts because that's up, still running.
Same as just? Yeah, yeah.
When I turned it off yesterday, I just held the power button.
Did I do anything? No, because I tested it in the car and it was working.
So I truly have no idea what happened.
Um, Chad, hold on one sec, because...
So we're going to get on to you, just? Yeah.
Yeah, Chad, let me turn this off for one sec. One sec, one sec, Chad.
You
Put it away.
Put it away.
Oh yeah, but you got to put this one in the sky.
Don't put it in there.
I got this one.
No, don't.
No, no, no, no.
Sorry.
I shall be back.
Let me know.
Let me know.
All right, here we go.
I'm ready.
Yeah.
I'm going to come outside.
I'll sit there later, okay?
Okay.
No, okay.
That's six.
That's six.
That's six.
That's six.
That's six.
That's six.
That's six.
That's six.
That's six.
That's six.
That's six.
I hope we're not lagging I don't think so diggers gonna give me a phone which I
I will call you back.
You know what's crazy about this last time I was here in Istanbul, I was in the park.
We were just like crowded in life.
That look dirty but you know what I'm saying?
Here it's beautiful bro.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
You can't move.
You can't move.
I can't do it.
Oh yeah?
How's the...
Not sure bro.
Get me shout out.
You know what I'm saying?
You good?
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Actually, I'm not good enough.
Let me know what's up here.
I'm not good enough.
Let me know what's up here.
Did you guys like it or not?
We're good.
That's him, he's working now.
Alright, we've got to check. Bye bye.
holy holy holy holy holy�ن
one sec one sec one sec
guy just in this park i could not use the phone
everybody take a chillcoon
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
How long we gonna be here? I'll be in back.
I should not do this then. Why do I get this stuff back?
Come on, you! Come again!
You can't take video! Look!
Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go.
First, you look to the video.
What do I get? It's okay.
We're going, we're going, we're going.
It's only look.
We're going now, we're going. I can't, I can't, I can't end it.
Please, could you delete this video?
There is no video. It's a live stream. It's a live stream. It's no video.
We can't delete it. Where are we going to go?
I know where we're going to go. We're going out.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Like, bro, we're leaving?
Yeah, I can't delay that, I'm so mad at it.
Okay, let's do one last switch when we finish.
One second, one second.
One second, one second.
Let's just go get them.
You're gonna be the one
Dang, I just saw that no reason
That look handsome or not. All right, yeah one last words for the camera is the only spot and then we're gonna do four days
They just can't like it. We're good. We're good. We're good today
I don't think it's that about that. It's a private back
There's usually like Hagrid bruh like sit up, bro
Yes
Can I have a hand, bro?
Yeah, come on. Thank you, bro
Thank you
Yo, bro
Here, bro
Yeah
Yeah, what's the best baklava?
Who got better baklava? Turkey or...
Really?
Yeah
You need to go one station
Okay
What's the place for you?
It's like Busan
Busan something like that
Okay, I got to talk about it, I have to bro
Can we do one tournament?
Basketball
Basketball?
Yeah, I hope for it also
Bro, we have to do like one more
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe
I don't feel like a lot of people play basketball here
Oh yeah?
Yeah, bro, they don't touch the floor
Yeah, he's not working here.
They do it.
Yellow is the med brody, you know med brody?
He's like a black guy, don't care.
Yeah?
He's a high two.
They do like 1-1 tournaments.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I bet.
I'll check him.
I'll check him.
Look at me, bro.
I'm not a viewer.
I got it, let me check him.
Caracoy, caracoy.
OK.
Yes.
I'll check it, bro.
Yes.
I'll check it.
OK.
Good to meet you, yeah?
Take care.
Take care, bro.
Take care.
Have a good one.
I'll be there.
You're there, man.
Just like.
That way?
I'm sure I got to go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I like that. I like that. I like that
I can see photo
What do you go to Canada? I brought no, I gotta come to Canada
I know I know I know I know no one's ever there, huh? That's what I see
I'll bring everybody I got I got I got I got you I got you I got you man. You see
Hey, black guy.
You can't play basketball.
Yeah, okay.
It's not racist, but you know.
We couldn't go in there, it was fun.
It was fun, bro.
It was fun.
It was the first time.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Like y'all seen that guy was 6'5", I was over him.
I'm like 6'6".
My body guard's like 6'5".
I mean 7'5".
7'2".
How tall are you?
2'5".
2'5".
No, no, no, no, no.
8'5".
You're longer, you're longer, you're longer.
Come on.
You're like 6'7".
Like 2'10".
like two ten, two ten, two ten, mama's crazy
yo, those chestnut bro
right, if you taste it
it sounds good
go on
huh?
you actually, you think you would like that?
yeah
bro, chestnut
you know what, back home
they would fall down from the trees
that's what it is, right?
they would fall down from the trees
not us, they would fall down from the trees
and we would just play with them
like, we would like kick in, we would like
throw them to each other
who eats a chestnut?
like, what?
then I'm meant to be eating, bro
They are
Exactly exactly
Let me see it
Are you so how do you been doing this? Watch out look at this. That's me, bro
Hands up
I'm going to be spectacular
hahahahha
come on bro
no, I think I have to stop you
we have to go
sorry brother
take care, yeah?
I can't wear it
I can't wear it
how are you?
come on
bye bye
you go
Can I take a picture with you?
Hi
Hi
I'm your boss
I recognize you
I'm your boss
I'm your boss
I'm your boss
Can you sign it?
Can you sign it?
Can you sign it?
Can you sign it?
I'm in the middle of a wedding
That guy's only put a hat on
Sign them all forehead
Yeah, like he put a hat on he thought he was your life other I'm gonna keep it a bug bro
We're in Turkey and stuff like people here bro like I recognize your average
yo
Invite me to dinner. I'm a little bitch today, bro
Okay, okay, okay, okay, we're doing it right now. Yeah because even an instrument
Okay, we're gonna do do a switch back. You took it back right now. Oh god. I'm kind of scared
I know you scared to take it back. No, I'm asking you to take it back, bro. I can not like that. Yo, you're weird, bro
Finally shirt off we bet I got whoa. I know these guys. I know y'all bro
Don't start me
Wait, hold on. I'm gonna go get it back. I'm gonna come back. Okay. Okay. Listen, I'm gonna grab it right away
Right away. Okay
They're not getting
What's up, bro?
What up, bro?
It's in here, yeah?
Man, you're wonderful.
I'm going to get a photo of you.
Look at this, man.
I'm going to get a photo of you.
Sure, sure.
If y'all don't know, they play with your shit, bro.
They're like, don't let it take it.
You got to be pissed who you're saying pissed.
Oh, God, I hope that...
Come on, come on.
Ask us a short one.
Yeah!
But it's square and out.
Perfect, perfect.
That's fine.
Form the side.
Well done.
Come on on then, we'll have to go with him.
That's just what...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, whatever, yeah.
Everybody?
No, no, no, no.
Just a two, three...
Just a...
Yeah, three, yeah.
Done.
Sure, that's fine.
I'll keep it here for you.
No, no, no.
3 people will have to cut their legs
3 people?
Yes
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
Do you have a license?
No, I don't have a license
You can't take it
They will take it
They won't take it
One person will take it
Yes, one person will take it
Okay
What did you say?
You can say Urulgar
You can say Urulgar
You can't say Urulgar
Yeah, we're going to go to the next one
Yes, come on
We're going to the next one
Yeah
We're going to the next one
I got to show us
Who do you lose like a tour guide?
Oh, right here?
Everybody come and shoot
Oh, it's like that?
Oh, it's time to take his dick
So you fool
Oh, oh my god
Yeah, take your time, bro
I feel too big
I feel like I'm in a hospital
You are a s**t
I'm out of here
No, no, no, no
No, okay
Okay, hold
Yeah, exactly
Exactly
Oh my God, I'm at this fucking angle right now. Oh my God, it's an angle.
Okay.
This is fun.
Imagine coming here on a Friday, taking a little bath for yourself, like, mmm, that's
a shout.
Okay, what's it done?
Okay, that's a shout, but if people don't know, it's like, this is like someone, this
is like someone.
I'm not crazy bath, I'm not going to call it crazy, but like, they like it down in the
I've heard and I've seen
I don't really know what to expect
but um
there will be Hamam
you know what I'm saying? Hamam
this will be pretty interesting
no, not like that, not down the dirty
they're like
oh shit, that's not what you mean
oh shit
this is a sick place though
the oldest one
so this is the oldest Hamam bath pyramid
He also said this. I'm just gonna confirm one more time. He said it's big. Here we do it. It's gonna do it.
Normally it's not allowed for others, but that's especially permission for you.
Yeah, especially for you.
The best, the best, the best.
What do they look like?
When you look like that, I'm sure they'll perform well.
He's a W, he's a W, he's a W, he's a W, he's a W, he's a W, he's a W.
Ain't all security, this one I'm saying, this one I mean, it's too big security that looks
intimidating, that's bigger than me, so you can push everybody away.
It's simple as that.
I'm going to try, I'm going to try something, okay?
What do you mean?
No, like, in the good way, bro, like, he's cute, like, you know what I'm saying, like,
you trying to snuggle and cuddle, you know what I'm saying, bro, stop, I say no bully,
like, bro, it's not being a bully, bro, like, I'll show him to him, like, I'll be like,
No, like you know what you remind me of?
Like you look like this guy.
You said, well, he's a huge actor.
He's a huge actor.
All right, all right, let's chat a bit.
Like, is it super warm in here?
Swift, yeah, super, super warm.
Super warm.
Bro, he's a big actor.
He's a huge actor, huge actor, bro.
Makes a lot of money, like that's a compliment.
Bro, someone showed me a picture of why,
I don't know, like, freaking...
Hagrid, bro, I'll be like, yeah, I appreciate it,
like, you know what I'm saying?
Even though he's fat and like,
weighs like 400 pounds, bro, he's a huge idol.
Shout out, Swedish bully boy, God.
I'm a searcher. I'm a searcher. I'm a searcher. I'm a searcher. I'm a searcher.
I'm on back.
What?
what?
oh no
okay
okay
okay
so
a random
turkish
aunt
so
a random
turkish
aunt
a random turkish uncle
I mean not like my chest, I like it
I like a hard massage
but like
when it comes to touching my feet and stuff like that
I'm pretty ticklish, I'm being honest, I'm pretty tickish
you know
they also clean in between the walls
they also clean between your cheeks
What what cheese what if you get bricked up yeah man that guy not I actually been like
that like I'm like I'm not in trouble.
You gonna go down too?
No.
Are you?
I'm on it too.
Hey.
Okay, yes, I'll leave you off.
Okay, thank you.
Well, so, like, really, very important is, um...
Is Batlava Turkish or is Batlava...
uh, Russian or Iraq?
That's where we last ate it.
But we are in Albania too, and I don't think we eat that.
Oh, didn't I?
Like, is it originally Turkish?
Greek, that's what I'm about to say
Oh, so it's Turkish?
Okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Did we even eat basketball in Greece?
Uh, we don't respond at all
You mean German don't respond?
No, that wasn't Turkish, we don't respond at all
I know, but in Germany, I mean
In Berlin?
Yeah, it was something like
Maybe it's probably in Germany
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, okay
That shit wasn't it?
That was, it was gas, I'll be honest
I feel like certain people do it too sweet or some is just like a perfectly balanced
He was tardy
Okay, rest in peace
Yeah, rest in peace today
I'm in French class right now
So, that's fine
But this is better, King
What?
He was just kidding
Figure it out, we're good
But I'm already hot, like hot as shh, right?
So you have your fans?
I mean, technically I could sit here and sit out,
because the guy did it.
So now it's fun like that?
Yeah, it's a fair thing.
Too fed, eh?
What do we do in those little small cottages or whatever?
Oh, no, that's not what we do, though.
I don't like it.
So I just want to make this clear.
I just want to ask him a big, third question
Look at this, a woman would do it
It's a man
I saw him
earlier
I see
It's for everyone, women for everybody
That's what they call you in high school
Yo
Yo, ever since that brother
Yo, it's a dude
You know what I learned the other day?
What?
Tsuk, ye ye serve your dog.
Musa min tsuk, ye ye serve your dog.
Shut up and am I saying it right?
Okay.
No.
What does that mean?
It's supposed to be I Love Turkey.
He's getting it ready for us.
Okay.
You're about to experience an Indian massage.
I'm pretty sure it's not Indian, pretty sure it's Turkish, but Indian.
We're good to go?
Do you think there's a crowd coming outside?
I don't know.
Yeah.
It's really more chill than I thought.
I think it's because we're a super touristy place.
Right here?
Yeah.
Oh, you mean just outside?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So good?
Yeah.
We're going to show you a section, official of that site on the top of the table.
Yeah, it doesn't show, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He doesn't understand we will get banned.
Yeah, we changed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But even if there wasn't any, while we were showing people that site.
Will we get banned?
Eh, why not?
We already did it once.
I'm going to give you some impressive glues first.
And body color.
You don't need to go naked.
No, no, no, yeah.
Yeah.
You don't have a solar storming.
I'm so confused.
I'm going to change room and put a body towel on.
Body towel on.
So where it's not normally set allowed,
we'll ask for permission, private section for you.
Oh, amazing.
This section can take picture, but not...
No, no, no, all good, all good.
Yeah, yeah.
We can point it down, we can point it down if we need it.
All good.
Okay, ready?
Okay, here we go.
We can follow him.
It's just him, we're just...
We're just going to make our team, we're just going to go this far.
Okay, yeah.
I'm going to be in the same position as you.
I'm going to be in the same position as you.
I'm going to be in the same position as you.
I'm going to be in the same position as you.
Pick up two of your shorts.
Yeah, they're going to scheme something tall, just for the taller, go with that.
And you need it.
Okay.
You're going to be hot and hot.
Oh, it's hot in there.
It's like playing other people.
They have something on their ass.
Got you guys.
Okay.
Yeah.
Just go look what we're going to get.
Off course.
Two services.
Two services.
Okay.
So just take the left side.
Gentlemen, you can step this way.
Okay.
We just need you to sign the medical questionnaire.
Okay.
Sign them a life where you are.
No?
Oh my God.
Not funny.
Holy information
Jesus
All of this?
All of this
All of this name and what?
Name and last name and medical condition
Pretty long name here
That's it?
Yes
Oh
No
No
That's it?
And that's signature
Get signature
Thank you
Thank you sir. Thank you for serving.
You can't follow me, John.
Come on sir.
What's his name?
God bless.
Yo, why are you slinging them?
I'm not slinging them.
Sir.
Okay, wait, what's this?
Oh, did you change?
Inside your locker? Yeah.
Oh, we have slippers, disposable underwear,
on the way and that's how to wrap your waist. Okay. You can also use a bathroom if you want to.
Okay. So once you get ready you can close the door and press any four digits to lock the door.
Okay. Afterwards you can come back downstairs. I'll get something from there. Okay. Okay.
Do you want to give him to me, okay? Yeah. Give him to me. I'll take him. I'll take him.
He thinks I'm weird now. He thinks I'm gonna show myself naked to the chair like this weird,
This is super weird.
Stop seeing your own, like, no, no, no, no.
Come on.
No.
No.
No.
Fuck.
Hi. Hi. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen.
Let me say again, make it. Listen to me.
I got a question. I got a question for Craig.
What am I supposed to like?
I'm not supposed to like...
I'm not supposed to like...
I'm not supposed to actually be naked, right?
I'm not sure how or can I have my underwear on?
Can I have my underwear on or not?
Brother, I'm not...
Brother, I'm not kidding me, I'm not kidding about that.
I'm having my underwear on, right?
Okay.
Okay, because, brother, I'm not going to lie.
If I say if he slips up it and he slips
No, but I've been serious for what if he's or whether what if he slips my
Tell false all he slips on the back. You know, I was like so gonna float and it just like pops
rocks like god damn it. So we do a little haul right now, we do a little haul right now, okay.
Wow, they're nice turkish turkish flippies. Now the fun fact about these turkish flippies,
this is dead ass what they hit you with. This is what they spent your shit with. I'm not here,
but I at home. If you do something bad, you hear it, you hear it, oh my god, that's echoed. So
So that is super, super simple.
Now the second thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take off my socks, I'm gonna take off my socks
like that.
Now, one thing I will say, I have not cut my nails in the past, probably three months,
my toenails, I'll be honest, right?
Fourth thing is, I'm gonna have this robe.
Wait, do I have my robe on me or not?
I
Don't think the road on me
This way take your time bro
Wait, so what we go down with a towel with the robe as well. They have like those weird underpants. Oh
We did put those on yeah, that's because I don't know much
Not me either. Yeah, like sweat. What you know? Oh, so I put this in my damn I shall be flopping in this
You put that on, you put the towel on, and that's it.
Okay, I bet I'm doing it.
I should have one set, one set, y'all gonna have to like,
one and come on.
I'm just gonna make it right now.
Is there any reflection on my face today?
Sorry about that.
What the fuck is this? It's like a net.
Brother, you can still just polish it in the sun.
Oh my god.
Dude, this shit is so tiny.
Brother, this shit is so tiny.
Oh my god, shut up, bro. I wasn't even there.
I wasn't even there. It's so big, Joe. Thank you, bro. I appreciate it. I appreciate it, bro.
No, not my dick is tiny. I'm seeing the shorts.
I'm not sure what it is.
I'm not sure what it is.
Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad.
Brother, this towel is...
How much?
Yo, I know how to put this towel on the body.
Alright, Billy.
I can't walk.
Now, here's my light.
Right.
You see the size of these slippers right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They fit me.
No way.
Maybe they're getting me out of here.
Okay, because this shit can you not be it look at my shit. Yeah, that's a lot of it
You don't pay me no
Let's go do this
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
That way, right?
Yes, this is the address.
So, that's how it's done already. Good thing tomorrow, right?
Finan, finan.
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Would you like to change the address, sir?
Ah, ok.
Wait here.
Oh!
Thank you.
This is very funny.
It's so loud. It's so loud.
Oh my God, I can't stop laughing.
Okay, I just don't understand you. I just don't understand you at all.
I thought, I thought we were going straight to the, the thing that you didn't watch most of it.
I'm sorry, but I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
I mean, never, never, never, never, never.
Okay.
Okay, I actually see a thing.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I lost one of the 5 of them.
Lost?
Cause of beef?
Oh my god.
I lost one of the 5 of them.
Lost?
Cause of beef?
Oh my god.
I thought I had a chance. He said he was going to come hit me.
He said he was going to come hit me.
Yo, look, you're going to get shot at.
Thanks for yourself.
It's going to be nice.
They probably have one here now.
I'm ready for one more round.
Does it feel like a song? I mean, like...
It's also like speeding the telephone.
Okay, ready? Yes, ready, ready.
That's where you must go.
That way down here, follow us.
So three of you, huh?
Three of you, okay?
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Thanks.
Good, good, good.
Yeah?
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
I
Oh, over here.
Over here.
Yeah.
There's all this.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
Thanks.
Sorry.
Oh my God.
I'm sorry. I can't do it in my whole life.
It's just a shot.
No, it's just a walk.
Boom.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
It's just a walk.
Everyone, who knows what's going to happen.
It's going to happen.
It's going to happen.
I
Oh, okay. Okay, okay, okay.
Oh.
Oh.
This is kind of nice.
I'm like, how do I do it?
Yeah, I should get this.
You're good.
Nah, this is not.
Oh, this was the night I found one of them.
I'm a chardist, I mean obviously it's pretty good for muscle to do, the feet, the feet,
Oh, what a feat, what a feat.
Not a feat.
Just probably looks and sounds crazy right now,
but I promise you I'm getting sucked out of school ever.
Is that precious?
What?
The precious?
Yes!
Is there anyone in this check?
I can't see the drug.
I'm trying to find the drug.
I don't want to follow it.
Yeah.
Is there anyone in this check?
I'm going to find the drug.
Let me know.
It's nice, huh?
My hair's my first time.
It's interesting.
Oh.
Oh, right.
Too much of a spoiler.
That's one thing.
Check, you want to be like every shower course, you look at this for three weeks, it will be long.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, okay.
Hold.
Turn around.
Yeah.
Are you both from the same boy?
I'm from the same boy.
Yes.
Yes, I'm from the same boy.
Yeah.
Did you tell him?
I'm young, I tell him.
No, I didn't, bro.
I didn't tell him.
I told him.
I didn't tell him.
Wait a minute.
What's your problem?
You.
Eight-hole problem.
Yeah, honestly, I think it's hard to look at it and it says this channel is off.
No fucking way.
Wait, wait a minute. Is that working?
Sorry?
Is that working? The pipeline?
Is that still working?
I'll just touch mine.
Oh, it's charging before it's working?
It's charging.
I don't know.
So look at this, the whole chain is, well you don't want it to be between the other
people.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a lot of bullets.
Scott, who's got it here?
You're the first one to do this.
And you're the first one to do this.
What are you doing?
Oh no, not the PDT.
It's totally in this fucking angle dude, dude.
It's a good one.
You were in a game of power over animals.
Yeah, the facts.
Yeah.
Not the whole line.
This is just a few bite warmers.
It's not a big massage time, because I get hurt as well, like I was like...
Like I'm from sweating.
Oh, yes sir.
Oh, that's good news.
I think he went to the side.
This is very white and dark.
Oh yeah.
I know.
I know.
He's definitely fogging up.
That's it.
Pull up.
That's it.
It's a hidden nervousness.
It's a hidden nervousness.
Oh, the back is not the stuff, yes.
You're the first time you're in this.
Huh?
You're the first time you're in this.
Oh, god.
What's that?
No, no, no.
No.
So this went through an experience.
I'm not kidding.
You're not kidding me.
You're not kidding me.
Wow.
Okay
Oh my god
Oh
Hello.
How do you fucking sign this?
I'm wide. What's going on?
It's your...
Come sit behind me.
Get this up.
What?
Yes, yes, yes.
Your name?
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Wow.
Good job.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See you later.
The end.
You
Big?
Come on, sit down here.
Sit down here.
I'll sit down here.
Yo
What the fuck just happened what I just wear apologies what you said
Rock soon
I don't think you want to do it
No cameras to see oh
oh my god your check is off so you have to give me more
sorry guys, oh my
oh my god
oh my god
that was...
check you're saying me or not, I mean that's weird to ask, like you say me check
oh my god
It's about cinnamon just to be curing my goodness.
Stand up.
Yes, sir.
Get back here.
Oh wow, you're like your father and your dad.
Wow, this house is amazing.
Oh, I like that special technique.
It's something my wife needs to learn.
Look, you read?
Oh no man
Thank you Father
Sceptre
Salam aleikum
Stop.
You got it?
Oh yeah.
A little hard to find.
Find us.
Here it is.
I like that.
I like that.
Does it down?
Lay down.
Lay down.
Yes, please.
Oh, look at that.
It's a beautiful place.
Oh, it's a beautiful place.
Oh, it's a beautiful place.
Oh, I love it.
Yes, please.
Oh, masha'Allah.
Nice to meet you.
Oh my God, moving like the Arabian prince.
Hey.
Oh, King Arthur.
It is a moment when I'm sick.
He just goes in the towel and makes me drink tea.
Oh, he's cracking my toes.
Shit.
Oh, that's his fuss, didn't it?
Yes.
Do you know what some tea is, please?
Sure.
Rocket?
Very nice to meet you sir
Thank you
May we wash some water for you?
Yeah sure
You want to lay down here?
I'm just going to take this
You want to lay down, Rock?
No, just sinna
Not sinna, dude
Yo, how do I look right now?
Why does someone just say
Bro, call Central C
Like what?
What?
He keeps him in the center
Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see
Wow, this water...
Honestly, you know what? This is fine, this is fine, nothing
This is fine
You're going to serve you black bean juice, Turkish delights and tea?
Okay, that's okay
Yeah, let's do that, okay
Wow, what a...
What a treatment, man
Do you have all that stuff in my dinner?
Fat, yo
Rod that here right now don't even lie. No, I'm sorry that water actually hit
Mmm
My god
No, I'm like a baby right now, bro. He don't that that goes amazing. I'm like all told aside that was amazing
I'm going to call out of there real quick, okay?
I'm going to call out of there real quick.
See if it answers.
Chad, did that look nice or not?
Actually, be honest.
I was looking like you, like Max, like I was looking like Max and Sasha right there.
Holy shit, man.
Chill.
Nah, it really was, it really was, like it really was something, oh my god, oh my god.
Thank you, boss.
Yo, I feel like a bad baby right now.
Like some, look, I look at it, look at it, look at it.
I'm really from Turkey right now.
How do you say, uh...
You know, it's like he just,
like, not trying to be disrespectful,
but it's like he just did a thing with me,
put a towel on my shirt,
and after cared me.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm learning a thing or two, man.
I'm learning a thing or two I did,
but I'm just keeping a book.
I'm keeping a book, yeah?
So first thing we got is a fresh pomegranate seed juice.
Cheers.
Bismillah.
Masha'Allah.
Low sweet, low cinnamon-y.
Wow.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Wow, then we have a little, I always see these, but I never understand what they are.
Turkish delight, smells fantastic.
Let's try them shall we?
Actually first, we try the tea, the tea, you know what?
I'm going to do no sugar
My first ever Turkish tea
Again we say
Bismillah
We try again
We try again
in oh look oh my god look look look look look my good garlic wow that's
That's fantastic.
That's fantastic.
They're looking at me right now.
Look at this thing.
I smell something.
You do?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's straight into the shower after this shit.
At home.
In six hours.
The last thing I'm going to try.
Turkish delight.
Mmm, try this.
Oh, that's good.
Hold on.
Wow.
Maybe the delight.
I don't feel losing turkey.
Well, I just came up with a little delight and a little tea.
No.
LOKUM!
No, that's actually really good.
That's how you're supposed to have it.
This is super bad.
Is it bad?
Wow, that's actually good
Wow
Back to the juice
So far Turkey
I want to be honest, 10 out of 10, man
Experiencing Turkish culture
That's awesome.
Gonna put the sugar in real quick.
Gonna put the sugar in it.
That's a lot of sugar.
A lot of sugar.
Take a little teaspoon.
I'm gonna try again.
If you drink tea like I used to drink tea, bro, back in high school I used to wake up
at 8 in the morning or drink with tea.
I used to get a big ass bowl, like a bowl, strawberry tea, like maybe five, six cups
of sugar.
Get us half tea half milk. So almost was cold chug that bitch down. I'm gonna put a book
I'm gonna call out that real quick oh
Life life
You look like a girl Martina, okay, that's not my name, but okay, I'll see if he picks up the phone
Look at how he's going to answer me with the Turkish tea in there.
You've got to do pinkie up as well.
You've got to do pinkie up.
Hey, are they looking at me?
Hey, are they looking at me?
Hey, are they looking at me?
Bro, best brother, best.
Like two days.
Two days.
I just wanted to call you and show you this, I know you're busy, but.
Yeah, bro, yeah, I'm here.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Call me later, call me later, yeah?
Call me later, call me later.
Yeah.
All right, brother.
That's all right.
All right.
yea
hi brother
hi brother
he was filming something
he was filming something in the chat
oh my god, dude
last delight, last delight
this one is even more squishy
what's in this one, right?
I don't know, it was different though
yea
way better
my opinion
I like the one, man
you?
yea
No, this is gas
Like yeah, it's like a it's like mochi a little bit. I'm over the strength of what I'm mochi. We're back to go
Wow
I
Check that we sell them up a set out next one next one
Next one
Super
Okay, let's go. Let's go man. That was great. That was great. Let's go. Perfect. Amazing.
Okay, let's have some more fun here.
Yeah, anytime.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go right now.
Yeah, let's go to the machine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, what are we going to do with the turkey?
It's so hard.
Did you tie it yourself?
What? You tied it yourself?
Yeah.
I thought we were going to hang out.
Fuck I'm out of here.
What do you see there?
Yo!
Fuck stop it!
Stop it!
Oh my God!
No look at the state of me bro.
Like look at the state of me.
You're just taking me after that.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Holy.
Sorry.
Alright, I'm back.
Alright.
Poppy looks good.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Chill, y'all gotta chill.
I ain't got nothing to say about this.
Chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill. Chill y'all gotta chill. I ain't gonna write y'all gotta chill bro
Gotta chill like i've got a chill little bag a long. I got it. Yeah, I gotta chill got it. You know got a chill
Wow that I'ma be honest
I'ma be honest boy. That was something
that was something
That was something bro
That was something I enjoy that
Got a full scrub first segment in Turkey
Absolutely amazing
Let's get changed. Let's get back out there man. Let's go see turkey. Don't you check it doesn't check man. That's a shit shot, man
Socks first show the print. I'm gonna show the print bro. Like that's weird. I brought me to you all need a spit. Oh
My god, I thought I could see my dick for a second. I know a lot. I did I was in my day
bro I guess I'm gonna see it my big no looks I brought forgot I forgot how my
shorts on why I literally thought he took them off not not like that like that
like that like that that was alright that was a little bit
Turkey's your second country bro we love you I appreciate that bro alright let me
Let me change, let me change pants, let me change pants.
Don't be weird, don't be weird, chat, don't be weird.
Yo, what's good?
Yo, sit down, what's good, bro?
Eh, what do you want?
Eh, did you like it?
Yes, boy, it was amazing, it was amazing.
Thank you so much, bro.
Bend over.
What?
No, stop, stop, stop.
I'm sorry.
I'm a bad man, a bad man.
A bad man, a bad man.
A bad man, a bad man.
A bad man, a bad man.
A bad man, a bad man.
A bad man, a bad man.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, one thing I didn't know
that Turkish delight was amazing.
amazing like genuinely amazing. Adele's like top tier. I didn't know it was that good.
Like you know like in Sweden right we used to have Turkish delight just like out like in like
whatever right and I was never ever um I would never try it because I was just
like but like you know you know one of those things you grow up with in a way
and you just like I'm not gonna try that it's probably just nasty off the off
the get go that was gas and I love like that texture of like candy and stuff
brother because it was authentic that Turkish like in candies are just
preservatives oh so what what if it's not authentic then it's not good as I was
your hand? Is that what you need to have over now?
Martina Slady.
That was awesome. That was pretty awesome. Awesome. Now we put on the Besiktas jersey again because we love Besiktas.
because I thought and we head on out bro head on to the next one man this next
bottom be honest this next next thing right here I'm super excited for because
I've been wanting to go it for a long time very very long time
let's see I wouldn't be disrespectful so I'm gonna put everything
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, whoa, holy smokies.
I thought it was Sinner when we come back from war.
Nothing.
Okay.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Stop.
Nothing.
You're chopper, okay.
Okay.
I'd rather be chopping fucking ugly.
You still have those on already.
Did you leave all that in the lip?
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
Let's go.
We out.
We out.
I did a full bath.
Like, not crazy.
It's like just in the middle of the day.
It's not crazy there, it's like it's in a mill and a day, it's my role play.
On a live stream?
Yeah.
Okay, let's go.
How's it feel though?
Honestly, good, refreshed, amazing.
Really?
Really?
Amazing.
It's really good, really really good.
Oh, man.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
amazing it's really good really really good I'm gonna come back and do it again
thank you
thank you so much
get a love for Dave, bye bye
you see it on her, huh?
let's go on her
let's go bro
let's take this off
let's take this off
let's do that again
finish
Thank you so much
Thank you again
Show us someone else
Ummm
That's alright, that's alright
The same one?
The same one
The same one, they're not going to work with this Istanbul
They're just starting to get on the map
My boy, off
Take seven
I'll give you a little more effort
I'll give you a little bit
not going to get over this one, not going to get over it, I promise
that would be security man
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
one side one side one side
one side one side
come on the door bro
what do you want
okay let me get a let me get a simple vanilla man
vanilla vanilla vanilla vanilla in a cone please in a cone okay
here we go
okay okay wait okay wait
one two one
amazing, amazing, amazing
amazing brother, OK
let me show you for you
1, 2, 1
OK
thank you brother
thank you, thank you, thank you
good?
thank you brother, appreciate it
W man, W chat
Turkish ice cream
you know how you know that
you should eat some of that
I'm going to talk to someone
3?
Yeah
Thank you brother
How's gas?
Good as you gas
I can open it?
Yeah, we have open pictures
No way
This is one more
We get to try this
Which one should I try?
This one?
What is it?
Sorry, nothing bro
That's good bro
Damn
That's hard
You want?
Can I have a picture?
Hey, thank you for the food.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let's do it now. We gotta go.
We gotta go.
Wait, come here.
Come, come, come.
Come, come, come.
Come on.
I'm scared out there.
I'm scared out there.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
I appreciate you all.
Thank you guys, appreciate it.
Marlon, go, go.
I like him.
Every
Okay, so now we're going to
One at best after time
I'm so handsome here bro.
Bro, you're handsome bro.
This is with gas. I'm not in front.
Gas.
I'm saving this up much later.
Okay chat, what we gonna do now?
He said he's gonna take me to some fun.
After that, that's all I tell you.
We're going to... man, but I won't say it too loud.
But it's apparently...
But if you don't know what Turkey is,
4,000 shops at that spot.
4,000 shops?
Yeah, so fake Rolexes,
Birkin bags so fucking smell back. I'm going crazy. So I'm gonna visit that when I walk we're gonna walk around for a little bit
We can get some stuff
Let's go give me a watch. Let's go give me a fucking watch. You know, it is hot out here. Golly
Then they make white
No, I can't bro. I'm not a big fan of corn
let's go let's go let's go let's go again that bad is refresh my shit I'm
still sweating though after this one where Jake oh
here we go it's stepping on the shoes again bro here we go
I'm not gonna lie to you I don't like me saying go back to old barb or something
tomorrow I got a whole plan for tomorrow okay today tour guide exploring all
the stuff do some fun stuff tomorrow I got some fun time it's hot in Turkey
today bro mad hot I've seen I've seen it was like a heat wave in the UK that's
That's true, if anybody lives here.
This way?
Actually, it's here.
Yeah, actually? Damn.
Portland?
Oh, nice little street.
It's so beautiful.
So what's the street? Is this like a bunch of food and stuff?
yeah yeah so that's trick is to lie all this trick is lie right
fight come fight come fight fight from Turkey
that is a beautiful little cozy street yeah that's a lot of stuff yeah yeah
I love Turkey this is when you travel
there is a battle over
we are going to have some battle over there
yea yea yea
Turkish battle over there
ok so let me ask you a question
ok?
let me ask you a question
what's better?
I like cheese
no, Turkish
Turkish food?
or
don't tell me Greek
hahahahhahahhahaha
ohh ohh ohh
don't tell me sir
What is your name?
Donut
Turkish?
Um..
No, no, no, no
Turkish?
Burik or..
I've been here
Burik
What actually happened next time was all the land of the Ottoman Empire
Really?
They look similar
That's right, here we go
Here we go
That's more cluster
And then
It almost goes back to the Ottoman Empire
Yeah, like
You know what the Roman Empire?
We got him an empire
You know about the Roman Empire?
Of course, me too
Roman Empire, I think about the other time
I really think about the other time
This is very cool
There are a couple houses here
Now we have some poetry
You're going to match it
for your own
OK, so explain it to the people
What is it?
The Greek whale
They're under the Turkish Fortress
Turkish Fortress?
OK, Turkish Fortress
OK
Turkish Fortress
National Fortress
You're not going to put me in like some...
We'll see what's going to happen
Oh, that's funny
Awesome, nice right here
That was really nice
It's very different here
I've been to Taksim Square
It's very different
That's the new city of the old town.
Oh, that's what it is.
Okay, good.
We're gonna have the factory of that 15th century BC.
We'll just keep left.
Okay, so it's like 14th BC, so you say that.
We've got a fifth floor of the building,
nice view from roof up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you sit down, have some fun.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
It's over the car, it's over the car.
Thank you my God, appreciate it bro, thank you bro
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean man?
Don't you know what I'm saying?
What the heck is going on?
I'm actually locked out and stuff
There be a second camera man
There be a second camera
That's the one?
Oh yeah?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
I should go through this door apparently
He look like a Turkish show
Turkish shows you have me fine, bro
That's the owner.
How are you doing?
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for letting me come here.
Thank you for coming.
Having so much fun.
I'm ready.
Ready?
I'm ready.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Okay.
That actually just...
Thank you for coming.
It's not wrong, bro.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Yeah.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
That is how it was done.
Yeah.
He's the only one who's been there.
He was the only one.
Yes, for that reason, I mean, he's been there for 2 years now.
I mean, he's been there for a long time.
He's been there for 2 years now.
He's been there for 4 years.
He's been there for 2 years now.
He's been there for 2 years now.
you
you
you
We're going to walk down to the biggest place of Chanel bags, Goya bags, I don't know if it's fake, because if it is, I'm fine with it.
Okay, I know, okay
Okay, okay, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, yeah, yeah, yeah
This is one of the highest point of the city
This is all the way down
Okay, one of the highest point, yeah?
Yeah, this one here
Ooh
The one on top of the largest mosque of the country on top of the six hours
This is the cell power
Okay, wait, which one is the cell power?
This one here
The Sheba tool
I can't see
That would have been tough
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, this dude is insane
One thing that they're talking about in Turkey, we're talking about in a car
The water is really fucking blue
Like, like, overly blue
It's a nice city, bro
It's something a nice city
It's a little waterplasty
I don't know how they have that
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know how to have that in the back.
Wow.
Wow.
What's the distance total of 20 miles?
20 miles from what?
What is the spot?
3.5 kilometers?
Now that was 0.669 meters.
That's up to water.
Every 60 meters.
Okay.
Every year about 75,000 ships.
20,000.
25,000 ships.
you're Particle, Bulgaria, Romania, Georgia, Russia, then Ukraine, all the way again.
This is Europe, but in Europe, there's a hybrid, Golden Horn, Old Town, New Town, you see,
your hotel is down, down, down, wait.
Riscounting hotel, and then one bridge, next to it, you're going to be in the city.
Sorry, sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's amazing.
That's a nice action.
Show me your arms.
National march.
Okay.
I can do it.
Yeah, it comes from outside.
That's awesome.
I gotta go look at this.
You saw the bags.
Yeah.
Oh, you've got a whole station of people right here.
You can't make it.
Okay.
Then it's four times down on the stream, but you know.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
All right.
Okay.
First we go to the market then we try.
Yeah, I've tried this before you know.
Where?
Uh, where was it?
London, UK.
But is this something else?
Oh it is different.
It's different.
We'll see what's going to happen.
Okay guys, who's going to make it?
Is it Clay?
Especially they use quartz. Quartz on tides. Quartz. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Then we're going to have some Turkish delight. Yeah.
Yeah.
So it turns to light.
This is with, which flavor?
Yeah.
This is, yeah, pomegranate one.
Double with rostock green pistachio.
Oh, yeah?
It's really safe, son.
Oh, thank you so much.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Delicious.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
This is double rostock green pistachio.
double the ones that Elmer, I'm a green pistachio, you can't tell
why? so why?
what are you making?
flour
oh yeah?
then you try to make it like you're saying
mmm so
There's a lot of bags over here.
Those are cologne.
Yeah?
A party of dudes.
You have a lot of these stores everywhere right?
Everywhere.
This is pork dilution.
Is this a master?
I know it.
Put it here.
So are you going to take over?
Yeah.
Mmm.
Okay.
Thank you.
Can I see your camera?
Yes, you can.
Yes, you can.
Everything you have to do with play.
So where you get the spray first
Yeah, I've done this a couple times
Have you done it before?
Yeah, I've done this one before
That's a London correct, isn't it?
I've done it like two times
I have. What do you mean?
So, all these are made from paper?
Oh, yeah.
All of them.
Yeah, same family.
Oh, that's insane.
You paint them too?
Paint them.
Sure.
Everything.
Everything.
Are you the painter?
Yes.
She's a painter.
Can I show me? Yeah? Yeah, come. This is really difficult.
So what race are you making now?
Kind of, simple race.
How many you make a day?
Sometimes defense, sometimes dance, sometimes give-give.
Big one.
He wants a few months?
Yeah.
Really?
Oh, I see.
It's different type of clothes.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
So people make like special orders?
Yeah.
Oh.
You're the best!
Oh, I should have called it the Assam Gear box or this fire.
The chance of the crazy good things.
That's good.
Would you not think this is good?
It's not good.
I think that's good.
Oh, it's not?
Trying, trying, trying, trying, trying, trying.
No I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
You might have
No, I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay
I'll try already
Perfectly polished.
Perfectly polished?
Yes.
So what's the difference between this and the other clay?
You haven't taken any part of it very well.
Can you shake it?
It's easier, isn't it?
Harder, harder, harder.
So my mom told me to sit down for two minutes
Allah Hafiz, you should
Press a little bit
Yes, a little bit
Not too much
You should flip your hands
You know, we had it done before
Yes, a little bit
I like this one
You should get another one
First you should press from the top to the bottom
That's hot
Hot and hot
This one
Oh
Speaking
You should get your hand.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That's pretty good.
Oh, look at that.
Ah, another one.
Ah, another one.
Ah, another one.
Ah, another one.
How long does it take?
I guess, huh?
Oh.
Look right there.
Look right there.
So, you should come from the top like this, like this?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yes.
Okay.
Now you can pick up fingers, just give me the mic call.
Yeah.
Hey!
So now one hand to the inside, the other hand to the outside, take it out like this, from
One bottom.
One bottom thing.
What happened?
We got it.
Everybody needs to be safe.
Yeah.
Getting a gas fire.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh my God.
You just take your bag.
No, I'm not gonna.
You can put it on the second or the other one.
Take your bag.
You can take your bag.
It's a desert.
It's going to be slow.
So, you can do like this.
Like this?
Make the edge.
For the edge, man.
So, it will be soft.
So, now it's making the creation.
This is the front side
Okay
All around the whole thing, huh?
That'll be sped, sir
You're the best
Come on, man
This way
Now I need to see what this plate is
It's different from what I did before, to be honest. It's a different place.
Just...
What do I think, bro?
Yeah.
What do I think, Chad? Be honest.
Be honest, man.
You're laughing and pity.
Bro.
I'll take it. I'll take it.
Thank you, boys. Appreciate it.
You have the mission to help you.
Thank you, Chad.
I can walk my ass?
Yeah.
You should stay like this.
And you put it on your face and body.
Oh, yeah?
That's what y'all do.
Y'all put all of your body and stuff and then it helps with skin.
Yeah.
I wish I could, but...
like you know me brother, let me go see the big bag, like
that's what I'm trying to see, like you don't see it, tell me right
no, no, no, no, no, no
sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, okay, bet, hi bet
now what I want to see is a fucking go-out bag
let me go see that show right now, be honest, holy shit
and what's the, can I look at those bags real quick?
yeah, yeah?
Oh, these are pretty.
So, they got hellish.
This is what I came for.
This is what I came for.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is what I came for.
Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
I don't know.
I'm a fake demon.
I'll be honest.
Like, it is, huh?
Wait, this is actually a short time.
What is that Celine? But what is it though?
I don't even know what it is
It's like a book hold
Why is it crazy far?
I'm telling you obviously now
I see people see me do it
People will not know
Is that going?
You have something here?
Do you want it one more time?
Okay
Do you want it?
You want it right?
Yes
This one is...
Is that yours?
Is that yours?
This is not our prices.
So what's the prices here?
900.
So this price is 900?
Turkish.
No, it's USD$.
Or USD$?
This one is $1000.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Hmm, okay.
Where is it real?
It's a thousand dollars for a fake, it's very crazy.
Wait, what?
It's like, yeah, is it a thousand for a fake?
No, it's still, yeah, it's still like, that's wild.
Like a fake roll is like, a thousand dollars.
I'm trying to find a fake roll, it's here.
Yeah, okay, come on. I know but I know buddy. Yeah
Let's go to the buzzard. Let's go to the buzzard. Actually, I might like an elevator might like
Bro, I'm trying to find a figure all it's a okay, but fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it today
I'm gonna go to the buzzard right now
What you don't move?
All right
I
I
Check you all in one common. They are in one channel. What is some fun bro crap? I don't like like city box
How cheap can I get?
Boring!
How much do I have to pay for?
2 bills, 2 bills
That is?
Let me take a picture of you
Is that like a good fake tour or not?
No, like a real nice coffee once in a while
Yeah?
How much do I have to pay for?
2 bills
That is?
Let me take a picture of you
Is that like a good fake tour or not?
No, like a real nice coffee once in a while
Yeah?
Yeah?
How much like a goalie, man?
Bar only, here's...
Talk to maybe 500, coffee one shot.
Like, yeah, USD?
Yeah, USD.
Go!
Let me tell you, picture was out, was out, was out.
All right, all right.
What?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
I made it, I made it.
You made it?
Oh, you made it?
Oh, okay, that's valid.
Man of style, bro.
Okay, man, start the...
Absolutely.
All right, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Yes brother, yes brother, yes brother
Oh the orange, oh god
I've also heard
How do you know Swedish?
That's cap
That is half Swedish
I've heard that the Grand Bazaar, right? That's like the biggest one apparently, that they
taxed you crazy, especially if you don't speak Turkish, they tax you crazy, right? So, I'm
I'm not born today, watch me, I'm not born today, what's wrong with you bro?
Why are you so good at this?
I'm gonna take a picture
Ha ha ha ha
I like to remember that bro, I'll take a picture
What is that?
I got it, I got it, I bought it
Someone else will give me back the picture
Hey, you made your fucking bag
Bro, you made your fucking bag
Man, this is the best
Thank you bro
I appreciate all of it
Thank you, I appreciate it.
I'm sorry, I can't, but I gotta stop everybody, bro.
W Brad from his sister, man.
Where are the extras?
They're mad at you.
They've been hacking by two of my little rolly.
I'm getting it.
I'm getting a rolly today.
I'm telling you.
I'm getting a rolly today, bro.
Hey, come with the buckle.
Let me get a new zip buckle.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
Quick, quick, quick.
I have a bag.
Maddie, Maddie.
Maddie, Maddie.
Maddie, Maddie.
Come here, man.
I got a few boxes.
Maddie, Maddie.
Come here, man.
This is the best one, yeah?
Yeah, this is the best one.
This is the best one.
Maddie, Maddie.
Maddie, Maddie.
You're just...
Okay, guys.
You're bad.
You're bad.
You're bad.
Thank you, man.
Oh, my God.
You're not lying.
You're not lying.
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
Hey.
That is also more.
More?
No.
please bro, say hi to my brother
hi brother, I am not a pain brother
come here
wow
come here, Marlon please
come here
Marlon, please photo
Marlon signature please
ok, come on, go
come here, come here
come here
when there are 4,000 of them
wow
here
52, 53, it's not customer service
What?
200,000, stop!
Oh my God!
Bro!
Holy 200!
Move, move!
Get there, bro!
What's this, stop?
Yes, but
Oh my god
Oh my god
So welcome to the Grand Bazaar
I want to go through so many shots
4000 shots here
4000 shots
Thank you for the 50
I'm not going to look at you for the whole time
I can't do that bro sorry bro, I have that under me, I don't need to back store, I don't need to back for the tax.
I got my permission, okay?
No I'll get you in the bus bro.
Bro, what's the matter with you?
Get out, get out, get out!
Look at that.
Oh, the watches, man.
I might be getting stained.
I might be getting stained.
How are you doing?
Fine. How are you?
It's my first time at the...
I've probably seen this a hundred times.
So where do you got from me?
You're looking for a watch?
I'm looking for a watch, bro.
Okay, I'll give you one.
Let me just look a little bit, okay?
I'm about to see it.
I'm not alive. That one is tough. What is that the rolling thing, Justin?
Yes.
I wonder how much they are. It's legitimate.
How much each time?
How much this one?
This one.
This one.
What are you going to say, man?
Good price.
You always say good price. I know you always say good price.
And you won't press good price. Okay 400. 400 what? $400. $400? Yes. Not 600, $400.
You're up? No, $400. You know they like to be 70 together.
Look.
Here I must try to follow to check.
Okay. So, eight of you.
Okay.
All of eight is a special one.
This is the next step.
Serial number.
This is a fire glass motorcycle.
You have to close it.
Here you are.
It's going to hit me or no?
Great.
I'll give you a little bit more.
Okay, okay, okay.
You are in the car.
Okay, I'll give you a little bit more.
Okay, no problem.
I'll give you a little bit more.
No APT?
I'm gonna give you a good price.
No, really I say a really good price.
The camera is open.
I'm gonna give you a good price.
I'm gonna give you a good price.
How do you pick me?
How much?
I have 150 dollars but I don't want to give you.
You will not remember me good.
You think you're the best watch?
Best watch? Not yet.
Yeah?
That's what it is.
The best watch is there.
Yeah?
What's going on?
Okay, so you know what?
After this I'm going to come back.
Okay, and then I'm going to Marlton.
Jimmy.
Okay, good to see you.
Okay.
Okay.
Jimmy, what's going on?
Oh, shit, yeah.
Jimmy, what's going on?
I'm going to go to the hospital.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Are you very very interested in your family?
None of them.
None of them.
Oh
And must me bro, whatever
And must me you lazy bro and must I love you bro
So, Joel, you must be doing insane.
It must be Joel Dennis, you're on my door.
And you're gonna say Dabi and Mazm right now man.
I'm turkey right now, we're in turkey right now.
We're in turkey right now man.
Yeah!
Yeah!
It smells like shit!
Y'all to be saying shit!
It smells like shit!
All right bro, leave that in 2024 bro.
It's on one leg bro!
I don't know
We'll take those
We'll take those Chad
I know
I know
Wait, how do you open the
I don't know
I don't know
I know
This is the watch
Bro, Chad, you want it
You want it $600
$600, right?
I
Mean listen, what if we get the free gift, you know me like what take those? I don't know how to open it
What do you have to do with this?
Man, look what I'm doing here, man!
You ain't doing me no problem, man!
Look what I'm doing here!
Man, it's so cool!
Hey, people on my toes!
Get it down!
It's time, man. I've got to find the first rolling maraschino.
I'm sorry, my man.
You're all probably looking crazy, but, bro, this is nuts!
This is crazy!
How long does this go?
This is insane, man, bro!
This is free. Oh in here?
Oh yeah.
Turkish coffee, Turkish coffee.
Coffee is secured, really good security.
I'm on R.
How you doing? How are you guys?
Wait, Turkish coffee, is that like super strong?
Why don't you try this?
I want to try it, I want to try it.
I want to try it.
Dave.
Oyster, pepper, so Dave.
I can't see anything.
Come on.
Come on.
You can't see anything.
That's a little bit of a problem.
Okay.
Wait, is it actually messed wrong or no?
Hi.
I can't film how it's like, how big this is, it's insane, like, well obviously but...
Orta coffee, wait. Orta coffee. Orta coffee.
Yeah?
Wait, what does that mean?
Is it like a certain type of coffee or do you want to say something? Like, you know what I mean?
GG is going to be stroking it all night bro, what?
It will be waiting for too much cheese.
Where is strong level?
Where is the level to the coffee?
Oh, no
Oh, medium, get medium, get
Oh, no
Oh, what do you mean, medium?
I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see
I see
I see
I'll tell you how much I wish
But we can't because here he's holding back
I want to go to a bag store
I want to get to a band, I want to get like a goalie or like a travel bag, like something like that, you know what I mean?
Like there's six, yo, Amy Turkish in the chat.
How much of this cost? How much? Tell me right now, in a fake store, how much?
He gave it to me for free, damn, he said he didn't give up.
Like 30 bucks
Wait, the horror was just that?
Wait, were James Bond films here too?
up top
oh that's lit
oh that's fire
that's why it's hot
that's actually fire
James Bond?
or is it just a Turkish?
you say anything
let me see, let me see, let me see
Oh, he actually did it, didn't he?
Oh, shit!
Let's go!
So the thing is, the army is not that it's a lot of people, they are killing the insiders
Any role like people tell me how bad or give a fake this is.
I can feel that it's so clean, like.
Yeah.
Ah, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see
it.
I've had jockeys a pretty good deal.
It's probably the worst one I've had in this store, it is, I fucking want to give it to
1st, 2nd, 3rd...
4th, 3rd...
24 hours later...
We gotta eat up...
We gotta eat up the backstör...
That's D..
That's what we gotta give
We gotta give them a go-round...
We have to...
I took this coffee down and it makes me not going to sleep for however long
What's the bags on here?
The bags on here
The bags?
Yeah, it's everywhere
So Chip Lily works for that fucking time
Do you think I stand the best in the world?
$1000
What the...
He wanted for the Brown Om
Ohhh
Okay, come on!
Come on!
oooohhh
be careful, it's very hot
come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
oh my goodness
hang on a lot
I've heard this little cup of coffee right here
will have me f***ing for three days
man, this little cup right here
It's a little hot, it's a little hot right now, it's a little hot right now.
My good dog.
Woah.
Oh my god.
oh my god it's I like it but it's very it's very strong like it's super super
strong oh my god this is insane I'm gonna get sugar rush today bro I'm gonna try a
I'm going to try a little bit
That baklava looks insane though
It's good though
I kind of like it
I'm trying to add a little piece
Like a little piece
Like this little piece right here
That little piece, that little piece
yeah
I know, it's alright yeah
can I have a cup of coffee please?
yeah, wow
I don't think people, a lot of people are pushed into the carpet here
or they have a sweet neck to it and then you kind of, you know what I mean?
Pretty good, pretty good Bob, I'll be honest.
Pretty damn decent, pretty damn decent.
I am in the middle of the city
I am in the middle of the city
I am in the middle of the city
I don't know if you can see it
I am in the middle
I'm just gonna take a photo of this
What the fuck?
So we're gonna just sit
No way, we're sleeping?
We're sleeping?
And you took a picture of it?
And you're sitting in the chair?
Wait, what?
Yo, I'm not getting a fucking haircut tonight, that's not a segment today
Okay, relax bro, alright?
That's not a 7 we're doing today.
Beer transplant.
Okay, yeah.
Okay.
Okay, yeah.
Okay.
Yo, could you even get a fucking um...
Get yourself in?
Let's go, man.
All right, ready? Let's go up.
How long is that? Huh?
It's not really hot. It's not anymore.
more but like careful you understand
you'll probably like it but it's not it's actually good coffee chat it's good
because it's very strong it's very very very strong
huh no no no that is not it it's good coffee
did you like that yeah you used to drink coffee though
You have something to say to him?
Yeah, exactly.
I don't know, maybe a little bit.
It didn't seem that sweet, though, to me.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Hey, that'd be fucking happy, man.
All right.
All right.
Two things you need to do.
Go see James on the movie.
Second thing, go get a bag.
Go get a fucking bag.
Then I'm gonna surprise my girl with a sh-
You know what I'm saying?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut,
cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, she'll kill me if I can give her a picture.
No, no.
I'm down, you can see it.
You just tell us what the next reason is.
I wanna see James Bond, we're James Bond film movie.
That's what I wanna see, that's it.
in the class in what
ıs
in the
house
You probably have a gift for you.
You have a gift for me, tapir.
Do you want it?
No.
Oh.
Yeah, we'll keep it.
You want it?
Yeah.
Have your coffee, man.
I'm good.
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I think you'll get flaked with your name.
All of me?
I don't think you're going to get flaked, yeah?
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Come on, come on.
Take your time.
Thank you.
Okay, here you go.
Last one.
I don't know if I can do it.
Okay.
Can we just take a photo too?
Yes.
Turkey!
Please, Turkey.
Oh
and here I am like, I'm in Africa
I'm like in Latin America
Africa, come and zoom, zoom, zoom
and here I am like, I'm in Africa
Sweden bro, we're going outside right now
He sent me to a bag school
and he says, we're not staying here
Let's see, let's see, let's see
What's the case?
Oh
Hey, don't you draw this?
So this is where they film James Bond, and it is only for me
Jin skyfall let the sky fall in the smell
Okay special plate special plate just for me
Okay, thank you so much
Okay, I have a Jordan short I had a key in my pocket
All right
We can get into a car with him.
We can buy a photos of this one.
Please come with me onpass.
Welcome to Kapolu Cards.
Welcome to Kapolu Cards.
We would like to thank you so much.
Welcome to Kapolu Cards.
4,500 shops over here.
57 years, 1st year, 1st year in the world.
And all the shops in all over the world.
1461.
It's an honor.
Well, this is his institution,
his management.
I will never forget your visit, it's so different from the rest of the world.
Remember forever.
Wow, that's amazing.
Oh my God, it's so nice.
Wow, thank you so much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you sir.
Thank you.
Amazing.
Wow, man.
I'm going to answer these three questions.
It will be more useful to be in the future.
Okay, come on.
What is this?
It's for me.
Thank you.
You can do it.
You can do it.
I'm moving forward.
We have all our equipment in front of the door, and we have to get out of the car.
We have a big problem.
If we don't get out of the car, we'll have to pull it together.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
We don't have enough time.
Okay.
I'll take care of the rest.
Yes, sir.
Okay, sir.
This is my ID card.
I'll put it here.
Can you put it here?
Can you put it here?
Yes, sir.
Don't worry, sir.
I'll give you my ID card.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Come.
Come.
Come.
Do you want to take a photo with this?
I'll take a photo with it.
Thank you, sir.
Wait.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I need to get back to the van. I have to put you on the truck over there.
I'm not a spy. I'm not a spy, bro. Stop saying that.
That's pretty sick.
I need you to keep your eye on the truck because this is getting red light, so I'm going to die and then I'm going to the spot.
Okay, let me know. Let me know if Mike gets a little bag, so we'll put the other one.
Thank you so much. How do you say thank you again in Turkish?
Teşekkür ederim.
Teşekkür ederim.
Teşekkür ederim.
Teşekkür ederim.
Teşekkür ederim.
Teşekkür ederim.
Teşekkür ederim, thank you.
Teşekkür ederim.
I did it.
Yeah, come on.
Come on.
Wait.
Nobody.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Mama! Mama, let's go.
Let's go.
It doesn't work? No?
No, I don't have a battery.
Oh, bro, you sold, you sold, you sold.
It's okay.
Please.
Thank you.
No.
No.
Come on.
Yes.
I wish that.
Come on.
Come on.
Yes, yes.
Thank you.
Of course, of course.
All right, here we go.
I don't know what scene this is, but this apparently is the scene from Skyfall's excellent scene
Okay, this way, yeah?
Okay, with the governor of Turkey, bro
You actually do? Wait, is this where they're running on top of the roof?
Oh, I know what it is, I know exactly what it is now
Come on, come on
So this is where they did it
Oh, Lee, should we create a team, boys?
No? Government? No? Okay
This is kind of sick
Holy shit
Wow
I have enough zoom for that
This is going to be the worst shot ever.
Dude, that's not a real country car
I'm not a big car
I'm a big car
Dude, you're so good
Super
Thank you so much
I know
It's hot
It's not
Or the steam cook all your shit
This is so
Thank you, thank you.
Holy sky for a chat. Now I want to go watch that movie.
Yeah. I've seen it by the motorcycle.
Yeah, absolutely.
Durant! Durant!
Durant!
we are going to take you to the next one
no one will come at us
i am going to take you to the next one
please
thank you
thank you
thank you
thank you guys
thank you
thank you
thank you
thank you
thank you
let's go out of different way
Let's go to the backstop bro, yeah?
Let's go, there will be scenes man, there will be scenes, there will be mayor, there will be everything man, there will be governor, there will be president, there will be king, there will be queen, there will be everything man.
You can't go there.
Do you have another way?
No, no.
No way.
Where are you going?
I'm going to the other side.
There's no other way.
There's only one way.
Help our security.
We have this.
We don't need it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Last one, last one, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
I'm going to be in a good place.
Wait.
They do good job.
You know how many people are here?
Or different doors, different doors?
If we can, yeah, if we can.
This is the same way, this is the exact same way, which way that we have to go, this way.
I am not going out
There is no exit
Do you know where you are going?
I don't know I don't know
He is a random Afghans
Let's go and fuck that, hold on
Can you smile on me, chill out
I
Thanks my man.
Of course, of course, my brother.
My brother, come on, come on, come on.
Good to see you, bro.
Love you too, brother.
All right. Holy roll, this one.
No.
Yeah, I know you want me to buy a watch, bro.
I need 10 bucks.
10 bucks in the hand. Job.
Picture, picture.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't
No, like a hand, shape, and then I work on it like a job
Pikachu
Pikachu? Pokemon?
Pikachu?
Pikachu
Where's everyone there?
There's Kearney man
I feel fine
There's no way seven days from back through.
My guy.
Whoa, there's cats everywhere.
Just one.
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
Careful, careful, careful.
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
Yo, what are you wearing, bro?
I want one.
Yo, the Basacha never seems in my life, this might be the greatest shit I've seen, like,
I want to come in and do liquor shit, like, be with a hoodie on and smoke your shit.
I wish I could take picture all day, I swear, I swear I did, I swear I would, I would too,
I was waiting for six hours, I was waiting for seven hours.
I'll be humble!
I'm not a coward, Frances, I'm serious!
I did hurt him! Does that mean someone's gonna suck it? No, like, man!
I gotta do a better spot.
Better, Sasha!
I think he's leading me to another one, that's what he said.
what is it?
good
what is it?
haha
good
good one huh?
how much?
10.000
Marlon
Marlon
save a life brother
yo like
Yeah, I'm not
We're not looking alike
Ooh, nice to open it up
I'll take this for a car this time
Okay
I'll take this for a car this time
Now we're sure of this but thank you so much
I appreciate it bro
I'm ready, I'm ready!
I'm ready just because you're Asian and that's racist!
Hi Paul!
What's up bro?
Like that what?
Son son son son son son son son son
Marlowe!
Yalla crazy bro!
Marlowe!
Marlowe!
Yalla crazy! Yalla crazy!
Marlowe!
Yalla crazy!
Marlowe!
Marlowe!
Marlowe!
Yor!
Dur dur dur!
Dur dur!
You're gonna get the fuck out of here!
Mission touch!
Hey wait, do y'all have a mission to solve?
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Marlowe!
Marlowe!
Marlowe!
Marlowe!
Marlowe!
Marlowe!
Marlowe!
It's like family
Wait, did you just sell a fake jewelry tour?
I've seen some jewelry stores, I just don't know if it's fake or not
I've seen some fake Valenciaga there
Probably it's like fake Valenciaga
Like, it's who they call us?
Yeah
I was like, see?
It's like $800 USD
Just fucking liar
No, fuck, like...
yes let me hit
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Ah!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, it's dancers.
Or other dancers.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's just us.
We are following.
That'd be a story.
Thank you so much.
I'm leaving! I'm leaving!
Nah, I don't think you know the answer.
Let's get my app down here.
With my f-chat, let me know.
My phone is not working, I'm serious.
I forgot you.
Jake, let me know, please, yeah?
Now, this is what I wanted.
Please, wait a minute.
Oh, you lied about it.
No, we have to leave then.
Okay.
I'm going to be the chief.
Okay.
I have to open the...
I should say Agra Kadabra.
Yeah.
The patient, though.
Oh, there's nothing like this.
No.
No.
Excuse me, I'm falling.
You're already good? Can I see this?
Where did he come down here?
Let's keep this open, please.
Oh
Hold that
Straight it is for my son. Yeah
Yes
That's a lot of them
Do you have a Goyard?
Goyard is upstairs.
Upstairs?
You don't only go to the...
I don't know.
Holy hot.
It's very hot.
Hot?
It's really hot.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I can see how this is.
Crazy, bro
All this fun at the evening
No, but I know
It's just a mist down here, like
So how much for one?
For example
Turkish for the U.S.
U.S.D.
No, but I want a courtyard
Goyard?
Yeah, cropped upstairs, eh?
Yeah, from in on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like a travel bag.
A tote, right?
Yeah.
Yeah?
You can check?
OK.
Getting one today, sir.
Chanel bags, like.
It is good quality to be fair.
No, I'm not.
Ooh, I'm asking you.
I'm just gonna go here then.
I'm gonna hit a secret ball for that bike.
Ooh, I like those.
you
you
you
Thank you.
All right, we got to go upstairs now.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Can we bring the phone upstairs?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know
I don't know
OK
Do you want to kiss me?
Kiss me?
You know what? I always want to
wear nice scarves
That's just hard, huh?
You talk to me
I hope I didn't hurt you
OK, so Chad, this one I was looking at
I was looking at this one, OK?
Look at this one, Chad
Jacob, your travel bag
This is one of the only colors they have
They said 800
Okay, 800, yeah?
Okay, so I asked for rupees
Oh, he said they don't take that
Oh, he said 800 dollars
I thought he had never in my life
I've been this much a video fucking Alex
I'm sorry
I don't know what it's like
How much it was?
I mean, listen
It smells like cow skin
I am going to install it off
I am going to install it off
Is that crazy or not?
It is
Why do I expect the face to be like this?
I'm sorry
It's still like this
Nice
You're not so crazy to tell us that
Excuse me, how much?
800
It's okay
No, no, no
If it is too pretty, I'm doing it
I want to go to the store.
That's England.
One, two, three, four.
We're just going to go to England.
I hear you.
Oh.
So, you said 800, yeah?
What's the best price?
Let's do 1,000, not 800.
1,000 now?
Yeah, 1,000.
So you wanted more?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Not every time this comes.
You know, every time you guys make a discount, maybe this time, you want to give up because you have the shik-tash sucker.
Oh, you like that for a life?
No, I don't.
You like the match there?
Yeah, I'm joking.
It's for the shik-tash.
The shik-tash?
So hey, the shik-tash?
200.
I wasn't joking.
I'm not sure we're going to put this back
But um...
Okay
Okay, 300
300, I bring your customers, everything
Where did you learn the bargaining?
Turkey
You're not Turkish
400
400 is good
Last 700
Last 700
I don't know
But it's good one
I mean, I think I'll buy a real one
I'm rich, but I'll...
Why don't you buy a real one?
Just Cartolder in 400 euro
Cartolder
Yeah, but you know where it's...
Shere gefsere ashele
Shere gefsere ashele
I have to come back bro, I think, I have to come back bro, I think, I think, I think
Oh my god, I'm a little cool Yeah, there's no shout, there's no shout,
there's no, bro, say like chat, like chat, like bro, dude, like dude, dude, dude, dude
I wouldn't pick 200 and blowjob at this shit
What is that?
Look at this one
What is that?
That's like a clutch
Ok now ok
I like the blue ones
How much for this one?
How much for this one?
3.50
See, everyone calls me
Yeah, you see?
Actually, are we serious?
150 or not. No, 100, 100 is not leaving.
I don't believe it. I'm gonna give it a buck. See you in front of me, bro.
Alright, bro. Come on, bud.
Huh?
Alright, last one. Last one.
I got you a good price.
Even a buck, almost a buck.
150.
150 in this?
Are you bringing? No?
Everybody is smaller smaller
This one, there is one button here, you see
When you want to make it like this, more deeper, like this
You open here, you are using it like this
$50
No, now more expensive, because I spent my power to do that
How do you do that?
Huh?
Bro
You are funny, bro
Of course
Life is very short
Life is so short
You know funny
I like that
I like that
You just shuck on there
It's out of the shame of it
Okay, okay, okay
This highly source
This highly source
Okay
Okay, how long you open for?
Almost close
Okay, tomorrow?
Tomorrow is four days, all the way
I'll see also more okay that's first one that's first that's first one that's first one first one first one
For it because they all bits more but it's already it is always okay. Let's do five hundred eight one
Okay, okay, you see
Man 500 there's that one store I've seen for 250
I don't do that
What am I going to fix?
We have both the cats
Just to buy it
Just close
If not, done
done okay you said 500 I said fine I final I'll walk out with it right now done I'll give you cash
in the end 400 done 450 middle middle
it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay 400 no 450 okay you know 450 okay you
for this one you know what i think about it okay okay you okay you thank you
but i have to win okay thank you but okay for people take it we'll take it
we'll take it we'll take it thank you appreciate you thank you okay so this
one not catch no okay thank you so much
now package package package for this right i'm still on it i'm still
Brother, for this prank we cannot do, package
Aha, now you started again, everything is a bargain
Bro chat, chill out bro chat
I just wanted to bargain for the fun of it bro
Fuck you know what I'm saying, just for the stream bro
Chill bro, chill bro, I know it's a game bro
That's insane, but still fuck, we'll take it bro
We'll take it chat, we'll take it, we'll take it
Come on bro, chat be nice, be nice
Take a time, you know what I'm saying
Just people outside the store begging me and shit
Just people outside the store begging me?
Yeah, just fully lying
What the f**k?
All the way to the blue
All the way to the blue
Come on, Chef, here, here
How long have you had this store?
2 years
Is it good?
Yes
1 year
How long have you had this store?
Oh, yeah, yeah
Do you have my cards?
Yes
It's about a bad old channel. It's about a bad man.
It's about a bad...
I said, if you think about it, we started at 800.
We fucking...
We're walking backwards to 40 feet.
After a big disc, we can make a picture.
Of course, of course. Yes, yes, yes.
Where?
In the kitchen.
Oh yeah?
Of course
So you think he's one of the best team, huh?
Very nice
Very nice
Say
Sir
Yellow
You have two ways
Give me a little
Navy blue
Okay
Okay
Black and white
Your life is made of hemorrhage
You know what?
Jake
Yeah?
You think so?
I gotta go wash it in, bro
I have to wash it
Just go to watch the match, they will tell you, you will understand
That's your A-Lanlaka
Okay, hey, thank you so much
Okay, thanks
Hey, hey, hey
Hey!
Paratitan
Paratitan
Baro! Baro!
Baro! Baro!
Baro! Baro!
Baro!
Baro!
Baro!
Baro!
Baro!
Baro!
Baro!
Baro!
Baro!
What's up brother, how you doing?
I'm in check.
You go falling in the bushes.
Yo, what is that shitty ass speaker, bro?
Like bro, turn it up, we're starting.
My guys, are you like 5 flat?
I'm talking to you!
How you doing?
I'm good, how you doing?
I'm good, how you doing?
I'm good, how you doing?
Yo!
Don't be a honey getter from Blue Samson!
Thank you!
Blue Samson, I love you!
I love you!
I check.
More Turkish Salad.
My guy.
We'll take as much as I can.
We're gonna have a shooting crash tonight.
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on.
You can't do that.
You're sensitive.
You can't do so much for sensitive.
Marlon, now!
Marlon, now!
Marlon, now!
Marlon, now!
Marlon, now!
Marlon, now!
I
Tell us go let's go let's go let's go
What up, is you have both 2020 fucking covertimes
I like this good he just gave me okay
Are you sure?
Yeah, man
Chow chow chow
Hey, hold on man
Hold it
Man, you're gonna pick a trick, man
I love you, I love you
Yes, I love you, bro
Oh, man
What a look, take it like that
Please
Yo, where's our chat?
I didn't know where our chat is, bro
What?
Good ass
I have no idea
Yes, yes, yes, here's ten, bro
I saw that man!
Are you playing?
You can't hit him!
You can't hit him!
You're gay, Eli!
Come here!
Do your duty!
Do your duty!
You're a dick!
Come come come!
Come come come!
Do your duty!
Do your duty!
I get it!
I don't know
What's his name?
I don't know
I think it's him
There's the one
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
Oh
I'm going to kill it
I'm going to kill it
I'm going to kill it
I have a couple
I have a couple here
I'm on it!
Wow, minute made back music!
Holy driver!
Driver, this...
This...
This...
This...
This...
This...
What else is there?
What else is there, huh?
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
There is a door.
You know, right?
I don't know.
How do you open this?
I don't know.
Wow.
We got the bag chat.
Let's open it.
Dubbys, man.
that's a lot that was a lot that was a lot
can you show you? no it's fine it's fine
we have some program for taxing that in
they keep telling me about taxing square tomorrow
we'll talk about it later tomorrow
oh no no no, they don't know all of them
none of the kids
they said in program taxing is like
oh my god, thousands of people
they're just saying
They keep telling me they're a taxi in school.
Like the kids?
They're telling me, I don't know how they're doing.
They're lying.
Oh my God.
I didn't even leave, I just didn't say that at all.
That was a nice, isn't it?
They had some very good time.
That was nice.
That second floor was really nice.
That was something special.
Normally you don't have to get a permission.
I appreciate that.
That was awesome man, that was awesome man.
These are only for just for the very special guests.
My guy.
Minister King's another guest.
Appreciate that.
You look like a king, yeah.
I feel like a king today, yeah.
I do, I do, I do, I do.
Okay, so we did that, so now we're going.
You're losing my boat.
We're going on a boat, right?
Correct.
Okay, so if you don't know, because I didn't know, maybe it's been a common sense, but
there's two sides to Turkey.
No continents, something like that.
European and Asia so it's split but 95% 97% of the country is in Asia only 3%
is in Europe so we're gonna take a little boat ride right now
private yacht yeah
Masha Allah
we're taking a little private yacht to the Asia side of things okay and we're
hop off there check the Asian side out and do some stuff there and then yeah eat
some good little Turkish food and then that's it bro okay we're gonna come for
Turkish food we'll come back to the old town yeah you don't say name but yeah
no no so what's the best uh what's the best uh you're the best bro we're
gonna have something special yeah which is a kind of poetry about clay pots yo
Oh this is like an inclusive, right like my man.
Where's this all?
They were not bad, they just made it.
It's all fun.
Where's the clay?
We're eating out of clay.
Then what do they do?
There's some sunrise tomato.
Okay.
Garlic sauce.
You know, maybe chicken, beef, or lamb.
And the clay, well, delicious.
You'll love it.
They have a kind of fire show.
Okay.
You'll like it.
So let's start with bread.
And they have kebabs.
Kebabs is 50% beef.
Turkish kebab is like really good right?
Delicious
Yeah
We have some cold appetizers
Oh you are?
How far is it?
Cold?
Yeah, take your time
What's the best Turkish food?
I like kebabs
You like kebabs?
And plus they have a Turkish appetizer called meze
Oh meze? Meze is an X right?
Well as old cold appetizers
Yogurt with egg, you know, Baba Nuts, you know what it means?
Baba Nuts, yeah, it's a...
Baba Nuts.
Exactly.
Yes, eggplants.
And then they have like yogurt bagolik.
Yes.
Some pastries and all different kind of vegetables.
It's, well, one of the best of the world.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Amazing.
I like that.
I like that.
I think that coffee just woke me up, Chet.
Holy Nude.
I got so much Turkish delight now.
Let's see, oh, there's a little tree over there.
We're gonna have to have that one.
Huh?
This is magnet.
Excuse me.
So we're going to the boat now, yeah?
Yes, three minutes on me.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
What's Iskender, what is that?
Iskender, you know the Jaila, you know?
Yes.
In other countries it's called shawarma.
Shawarma, of course, it's lit.
They put some bread, tomato sauce, and butter sauce.
More juicy.
Eskender.
Eskender kebab.
Do we have any pig in here?
Yes, a tissue.
I see the blue one.
Tissue.
Oh, bless you.
Tanks might be a little disgusting.
Ballers from our fathers' cars.
Ballers from our fathers' cars.
Someone like you, dude.
you
You are behind us, you are finished
One and two, one and two
Yo, Chet, Monty? That's an egg, tomato
Monty?
No, probably Yoli
Oh, probably Yoli?
Yeah
Wait, so Chet, what's the breakfast thing with this?
Min-min, what's called?
Min-min
Min-min, that's what it's called
Chet, look, come on bro
Yes, that's what that is
So Monty is a Reveal
Yeah, Monty
Monty is a Reveal
You know Pide? What's Pide?
Pide will change, they have made it for us then
Ice Raves
Ice Raves
Vegetables will change
I think he's fine, so I can...
How much?
I made it, we made it, we made it, we made it
OK, well I need a second to gather some sheep
OK, take a talk
Hey, this one
Yeah, this one
Jake, do you have a...
Charger?
You get it?
It's like a pizza, oh OK
What I'm looking at right now, you have to buy
What am I seeing?
Listen, is that the thayette?
Ah, that's it.
Are you going to cut that thayette?
Yes.
I thought there's so much...
When it comes to food for turkey, there's so much to try bro.
Like, Turkish food, it's definitely up there with Greek food,
like Lebanese food,
but Turkish?
Fuck.
Can you just give me the camera?
What you got to got him?
Go yard, go yard, go yard
I'm waiting, let me know
Charger?
Some one maki-tee, some one maki-tee
That's heavy
Ah, really?
We need to get you like a utility belt
A locker?
Yeah, like a camera man's penny pocket
Create that
Okay, remember what I was talking about there?
Yeah, we need to see some of the things. We need something to camp at Tye.
That's all there is to it.
There's no one that has that yet.
Look at a million camera companies do that.
You know what TAM is?
TAM?
Total addressable market.
Like the people who will buy a product, like when you're starting a company.
They'll buy it and they'll like uh...
No, it's just a total addressable market. Like who's gonna buy this product?
So when you're creating a business, you want the TAM to be...
Holy, holy. Shut the f up.
The TAM for that is like...
10.9
Yeah
Like the only people that are gonna buy this for 10.9
Ah, are you all ready?
Yeah, we're gonna hop on this probably, yeah, shake some ass
Oh my god, Jetski?
Oh my god
PBLs?
Oh, stop!
Stop!
oh my god look I feel so shocked it's hurting don't think so we might we might die fuck
Not died died
So let's let me pull up on a private offer a set you're not touring that man right now. We're going to Asia
Yo, this is our first stop at eight
Exit
Oh my God
That was a shame
That was pretty sad
Fine, yeah
Oh, it's good fun
Good to go?
Yeah, it's good fun
Oh my God
Oh my God
Oh
Oh, I want to rock on top and rock on wall
Oh, I kind of wanted to go away so I can fucking dance
Oh my God
Thank you
Oh my God
We're back on the yacht! We're back on the yacht!
Go!
Ronald, can you take a picture of me?
Oh!
Holy!
I might need...
I might need to sit on the outside, because the backlight might be...
Hold on, hold on.
I don't know how to sit there real quick.
We're walking around first.
Walk around first.
Walk around first.
Damn!
I feel like all I'm doing is just fucking...
It's just fucking...
It's a nice yacht.
This is a really nice yacht.
This is almost as nice as Korea.
I know.
Miami.
I need to plug something in, so you take over.
Wait, wait, let me get a shot of this.
I'm here
I'm out of fucking shit
Shaby 30 people man. I had to have your mom
this is nice this is this nice I guess
I'm going to speak it out today, yeah?
City walls,
Princess Islands,
emergency,
I mean,
North,
to see Europe inside of the city first.
Okay.
We'll stop somewhere in the Asia side of the city.
Asia side of the city, okay, let's do it, let's do it.
Hop on, hop on, an hour.
Yeah, perfect, perfect.
We're back here having the lunch.
Perfect.
The lunch.
City of, do you want to come get it?
You mean dinner?
Dinner, yeah.
No, no, no, no, that's right.
No, no, no, no.
That's not what you said, that's not what you said.
Wait, let me have a watch, there's a reason.
I know, you hungry?
That'd be good.
Here.
Now look at the walls.
Here, here.
Yeah, more, more.
Sit right there.
Yeah.
Yeah, that is pretty sick, bro.
This is crazy.
Wow.
That's all mine. Thank you, my love.
Wow.
I actually feel so good.
Well, look at the cell tower up there.
There's here.
Even with the Turkish lab hospital, which hospital, was called Polarans 19Gail.
Every battle in 1813 was called Crimean War.
This is the hospital of the time, was called Polarans 19Gail Hospital,
and a commercial harbour for ships down here.
There's a commercial harbour for ships.
There, 100,000 international hub of professions, which is one of the most popular destinations.
Nicaragua, San Choridic, and San Francisco, a church called Ephesus that was mentioned in Bible and Patience.
It was also originally in Basilica of St. John.
You should go there next time. Make a plan for next time. There is a church called Kampadokia.
You're going to eat bulgur, stay in the K-Motel
I'm not afraid
You will love it
But isn't it Turkey where in the morning the bulgur is coming from?
Exactly
We should go there next time
Fantastic
What's riding?
Yeah
Stay in the K-Motel
Under the grand cities and churches
The city is amazing
I've seen that, I've seen it on TikTok, yeah
You have to fly one hour from here
One hour
One hour?
But it's exactly the same
Oh, so it's not in Istanbul, no?
It's not in Istanbul
No, another city
to plan what we call the city called Kaizuri,
what name should you hear?
That's it.
Beautiful.
Okay, wow.
Make a plan, lots of fun there.
Lots of fun.
Yeah.
Most lighting and then they have like ACV tours.
Oh, yeah.
Up to the mountain, sunset tours.
Nice.
That's beautiful.
Nice.
That's the top half of your palace,
building in the corner, 1478, 1856.
Residence of Animas Sultan's
Central Administration of the High.
It was like a white house of Muslim and Samhain in here.
It's a museum called Don Mabachi Palace Museum.
This is, well, first residential palace of the Ottoman Sultanate.
It was built in 1478.
1478, 1856.
Last six.
They were from here.
The other palace by the water called Don Mabachi.
Even in Versailles, same architecture, like Versailles in France.
So could you tell, could you tell my chef what the biggest difference between the European side and the Asian side is?
European side of the city.
More commercial?
More commercial.
History of the out there, that goes from the 5th century BC.
But Asian side of the city is like a bedroom community.
More residential, not recognized, much cleaner, more cleaner than Europe inside of the city.
Okay. More commercial, more residential. Okay.
Yeah, here. More residential. Same people, same mayor, same governor, everything is safe.
Everything is safe. Okay. Daddy, look, that is the light.
Also, that was our decision section of the palace, looking every day for
More than 6,000 people.
Look at the Chileans that they keep attacking us there.
So they keep attacking us?
Yeah.
6,000 people.
So that's what we're talking about.
What's that?
People travel every day.
3 million people every day.
Change the strategy then.
Yeah.
3 million people go across from like the Asian side to the European side.
One way.
3 million.
One way.
Next on the boat
Second way two tunnels on the water well that way you have to drive
Don't work for champ won't work or it's
There's two sides
Yeah
This is actually inter-session point of the bus corners with Marmarasí, but total 20 miles.
What is spot, 3.5 kilometers, manoeuvres point, 669 meters, depth of the water, every 60, deepest point, 110 meters.
This is the only way for the Black Sea course.
Black sea.
Well, generally, yeah, remember?
Romania, Georgia, Russia, India, White, but in Turkey's black, red color symbolizing
the lives of Turkey's soldiers.
The lives of Turkey's soldiers.
Cossacks symbolizing Islam, Islam, star symbolizing independence of Turkey.
Independence of Turkey, yes.
Wow.
You're excited.
Can I get a file?
Can I get a file?
I need a file chat. Like seriously, dude?
How cold is it in the water right now, you think?
How cold? Yeah.
If something will be at about, like, 60 or 70 degrees.
60, 70. That's not bad.
Not bad. Not bad, actually.
Wow.
60, 70 degrees? How much do you think it's going to go deep down?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Be honest.
Be honest.
The largest must
the biggest must of the country on top
with the six hours out there.
No way.
Oh, I see.
Five years old.
Five years old.
That's pretty new.
63,000 people capacity.
He passed away at the age of 63, that was dedicated for him.
He had a wife?
Well actually, he had some wife.
You know what? Nobody from the nation knows.
We tried to say, you know, there's a famous artist's act called Sinan.
Sinan, yeah.
He was considered Michael Manger, one of the Koreans.
Oh!
When he died, he was 98 years old.
98 years old, yeah.
You didn't get married.
That's the specific. You didn't get married.
Give us a signal, man.
Yeah, excuse me. Do I signal you?
Three, bro.
Eight.
Please, sit down.
Good job, man.
Good job.
Is he up there?
Right there.
Oh, right there?
14 cents each.
It was built by the Italians.
Genoa.
in the east plainers, a kind of watch tower, observation station of the city.
Then has been resorted to the coffee house and museum, Galata Tower Museum.
Okay, I don't know that.
First time in history, a man, his name is Hassan Fahad.
Hassan Fahad? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know? Yeah, I've heard about him before.
Hassan Fahad Chiladi.
You know?
From Galata Tower.
And then the other side, the ancient side of the city.
Okay, there's an airport, but has it been an airport?
Okay, okay
What's the...
Atataturk
I did do an airport, that's the old one there
Well, one called Sabiha
Sabiha, first female pilot
That's in Asia, Saudi Arabia
One of the largest of the world, but Istanbul Airport
Istanbul Airport
Okay, okay
I did do actually the name of the founder of the Turkish Republic
15403, alright?
Yeah, that's his name.
After 15 years, father of the church.
Father of the church.
Alright.
Not airport?
What is that?
What is that, what is that?
What is that?
What is that?
I don't know what they said.
Was that what y'all meant or no?
The person, they said the person.
What's that look?
You know, in the English, Mustafa Kamal.
Mustafa Kamal.
Then he got a document after we have got his surname.
Authenticers.
He's father of the Turks.
Oh, father of the Turks.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
He's the W. H. Carroll.
But actually, he met old revolutions.
Really?
Who met the country?
Second of state.
Wow.
He don't love him so much.
So he's like a big guy in New York, yeah?
He's number one.
W, man.
W the chat, man.
Legend.
Absolute legend.
Absolute legend, man.
How do you know all this stuff, man?
All flights, we have four years training, four years, to get this license, four years,
archaeology, pathology, history, first aid, whatever.
And we're going to have some very hot exams, and then we get a license for four years.
That's unbelievable man, that's unbelievable.
You know how persistent of the majority that goes back to ASMGVC, time of ancient books?
He dies, the Ricans, Assyrians, Romans, Byzantines, and then more central Turks,
and finally Ottoman Turks.
They have a power of 600 years.
Within the years of, no, 99, 1923, who's your pirate?
First part of the map is out there in Morocco, Egypt, Indonesia, Saudi Arabia, India, North and South of the Red Sea.
Both countries get both gold and no game higher.
They have the 17th century ornaments. They started to lose their powers.
Here in the first war, the war on the wrong side, the war on the German side.
Versa all of our countries, their homes.
North Africa, unified by the British,
others by British, all of them by Russians.
And finally, my team wanted to be a young officer
in the army of Kosovo, and an officer
who was sultan he was exiled to France.
Okay.
There are no more sultans.
There are some dissendants.
Some of them are, they need him, Sanremo.
in each of the impressive areas
okay
what's this?
what's that?
what's that?
sauce
what's that?
traditional
what's that?
what's that?
what's that?
what's that?
what's that?
what's that?
Oh, yeah, I had some before. I'll take some, yes, please.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Just Turkish tea, not a best shot.
Keep it.
Keep it.
Wait, what do I do?
Oh.
That's the steady one.
Here you go.
This is sauce.
Oh, that's...
Oh, okay, okay.
So, this is the instrument.
This is the instrument.
Nice.
Chad, cheers, man.
Cheers to Turkey.
To your honor.
Do you have help helping?
Zed-af-Fat.
Zed-af-Fat.
Zed-af-Fat means to your honor.
Zed-af-Fat.
Zed-af-Fat.
Yeah.
That's helpful.
This is the International Hopper Fellowship.
What's wrong with the destination?
Stand here?
I mean sometimes, my shift can happen.
Bye.
Show me how much help.
How much help?
How much help?
Exile right there, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the other chain for this park right here.
It was nice?
So nice.
All right.
Can we switch?
Yeah, it should be on the front of the car.
Jack, you're on your way.
Spam.
Mmm, daddy, if you hear this.
Wow, we thought Demi wanted to shut up, but are you f**king dead ass?
Why are you all like crazy?
Freaking matters, freaking matters, and the whole chat's been in a bar.
Y'all are getting good.
What a life chat, what a life man.
What a life delivery.
Life delivery.
So how long does it take to go to the Asian side?
Wow, that's it, wow.
How much does it cost for people to go every day?
80% of course
Also, how many is it that?
80%
Okay, make sense, make sense
That's about...
That's...
$5
That's nothing
It's nothing
Oh, shit, that's about...
Makes sense, makes sense
$1.2
Chief
Chief
We say Turkey is a very multi-culture country
We say Turkey is a multi-culture country
We have four different cultures
We have different religions
We have people, maybe it's not a part of Turkey
We have seven different religions
Mama region
Mama region
Aegean
Aegean
Mediterranean
South, east and southwest
South, east and southwest
South Victoria
Yeah, that's all I get
Yeah, here, a country has
history that we get close
Mesopotamia
North, North, South
South, North, South, South
North, North, South
South, East, West, West
South, West, West, West
West, West, West, West
West, West, West, West
This is the Iranian-Soviet border of Turkey.
West, more European culture.
South is the best border of the Oriental culture.
Yeah.
We together respect each other,
respect each other.
That's amazing.
This is the West.
Last restaurant on what?
Sultans.
Sultans?
Oh yeah, that's what you told me before, yeah.
That's a huge palace.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's the last one.
Wow.
It's 285 grams of palace.
Cheese.
So, who's in there right now?
So, who's in there right now?
I am very busy
Yes, sir.
Don't move out of the palace, you see.
First of all, official one.
Second one.
Imperial ceremony at all.
Last section.
Your dissonance, your wives.
Oh, okay.
Just to let you know.
Approximately 600 people
on the cost of the hospice.
Yes.
Do you see some human being in post in architecture?
Wait, sorry.
the stadium, wow it's so beautiful
wow
wow, sorry yeah
620 rooms, jeez
This is one of the busiest underground work that people have in Chateau-d'Orte
for public transportation
called Besiktas
Besiktas, so...
So where does Fenerbahce in the south side of the city?
Oh, that's the Asian side of the city
So Besiktas is the European side
Correct, Besiktas, and what does this mean?
It's here
Really?
Well, Fenerbahce is the Asian team
Fenerbahce is the Asian team, huh?
Wow
I didn't know that, I'll be honest.
So we're going to the Asian side right now, we should be in about, how long till we're there?
About five minutes? How long till we're Asian side?
Okay, you know, soon.
Yeah, yeah.
so far so good so far so good bro
I want to touch on Asia bro
I want to be in Europe and Asia in the same day
that's insane
it's really crazy bro
oh that means bro come on dude
I'm slowly shutting down tomorrow
Okay
It's a bit, I don't know
I didn't know that, Chef
I didn't know that, I'll be honest
I don't know the difference
Two bridges
No.1
No.2
No.3
No.4
No.6
No.1
No.7
60 kilometers, up on the sea now, 3 bridges, that's the number one.
Okay.
Yara, where's Amigo?
I guess some sugar bones.
But only time is that we'll have one on me.
3 million.
3 million.
I've only had 18 million.
Oh!
In every 10 years, how much help is this business getting?
why they always say swollen bro you're like your chin is actually weird
like you're actually weird bro maybe give me some good things to say instead like good
No, it was a me, it was a me, sir, Yarrakafa, Yarrakafa.
Why do you always just teach me some bad words, bro?
Like, y'all teach me some good shit?
Like, dude, stop.
Oh, no, y'all's been telling me to say shit, like.
Give me the farm, and me, and me,
I'm thinking for the big farm, give me it.
I'm not gonna, y'all not gonna take that.
All right, bye.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Are you just making me say shit for like asking...
asking it's like brother, no?
Is it not, chat?
Too loud brother, the mic is right here and you can't hear nothing
Look, look, look, look, I'm gonna say it right now
Fakir, Fakir, Fakir, Fakir
I didn't hear anything, but you can't hear nothing
Oh my love, oh that's not bad
Ask him, I knew that I was asking, but I was just there in the school, bro
When the Turkish guys, when I used to walk on the fast machine, I was like, nah chill
Chill, chill, chill, chill, I used to say shit like that, you know what I'm saying?
But then it would fuck off when I said that shit
What do you mean son son?
Thank you for the five, you're generally going crazy with the subs today.
Almost at two thousand.
Already, champ.
Almost at two thousand.
I'm about to hop off on the Asia side right now, bro.
Say, Al-Ara'il Kindam.
Al-Ara'il Kindam.
Hopefully that was some good shit.
I'll be down some good stuff, bro.
Say, oglum, oglum.
I just say anything good on that. Say, emre babadir.
Emre babadir.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Paper one, welcome.
What's up, boy?
Push it up, Bob.
We hit the paper, Bob.
Turkey's nice.
Turkey's mad.
I'm trying a lot.
Guni-dun means good morning.
Guni-dun.
Guni-dun yarak.
Guni-dun yarak.
You're going to do that?
That's a good morning, my love, right?
Oh, no, I'm not going to do that.
Bro, no, no, no, ask him, ask him, ask him, ask him.
Bro, I'm not asking, bro.
No way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way.
For me.
Muffle, muffle.
You're just getting blocked here.
Yes.
The ball is going, yeah, yeah.
They're honestly in the score, I'm not sure how she's doing.
Not so much, you see?
I'm going to hang around for a few minutes
Yeah, let's just see the Asian side
Yeah, it's all good, it's all good
Yeah, yeah
Perfect
I was going to step on the Asian side
See the Asian side a little bit
Said it's more residential
But they're not that good, you know what I mean?
I like the Asian side
I like the Asian side too
Why do you like the Asian side a lot?
You got an Asian girl over there?
Wait, so if you're from Turkey
And you grew up on that side, how are you?
Hold on, that's kind of crazy
What do you live like?
What content do you live?
You like Asia?
I look like ass
I look like fuck
hahahahha
You haven't even done that?
You want to meet somebody and you're like
Bro, what content do you live, bro?
Yeah
I'm an acoon
I'm an acoon
I'm an acoon
I'm an acoon
Bro, I gifted you 40 bucks and me
or the Gopro, that's why I love you, bro.
Thank you for the 40 gifts today, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
I told them I'm gonna be right down.
I told them I'm gonna be right down.
I told them I'm gonna be right down.
Buttobo the fireman came.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready.
Let's go, let's go, Chad.
Let's hop off an Asia, man.
I think this is the first time, let me think, let me think.
First time in Asia for me, bro.
W for the first time in Asia, is that holy shit.
W first time in Asia, is that.
Oh.
Hey, yo.
Oh my god, it's like a bro. It's like I'm in Japan. Okay, I'm over doing it. Ah
Officially stepped
March, open eyes. It looks very clean.
Greenery cleaner, I like that. You're like a rapper. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Watch your step here.
Watch my rock.
Watch your step.
You fish?
Fish, fish, fish?
No.
Yeah.
Yeah?
What's so much fish in these waters?
What we have this time of the year is we have mucadero.
Oh, mucadero?
Monito.
OK.
Sardine.
OK.
And sea bass.
And sea bass.
And bluefish.
And bluefish.
And, OK.
That's a nice beautiful park man
Fuck my son, only cats everywhere
They need to cat or not
Come on now, that's where your basement is going so much, eh?
Yo, why is there so much shit?
Ah, fuck you
Another cat, right?
Around the city, right? Everywhere
I'm not like a villain to get this like that
I'm pretty bad
That's all that team knows
I don't think I'll go shut up those for public transport changes
I'm not gonna get this
How did y'all get to the Asian side so...
You're gonna be broke bro
But how?
Bro, did you see me bro?
Happy?
Did you see me?
I was swimming, hold on
Come on, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it
I'm down
How is everyone?
Can I show you something?
I'm looking at like what from childhood. Okay, so so much on my camera. Let's see if you look
Okay
I guess we look like that
Now yet
What's up? How are you doing, bro?
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
How are you doing?
Okay.
Like, how did it work?
Hold on.
What's my thing?
We won't drive a yacht.
The ferry, I know, doesn't come every like two minutes.
It's out of the...
How the fuck did they get on one?
Get it faster.
It's kind of crazy.
So, you didn't get to...
Shut the belts.
Yeah?
So it should have built, 20, 15 Eurokan Asia side of the city
How many times in an hour does it come?
Well, actually it starts at about 6 in the morning
Ooh!
11, 12, 12
Okay
There are some different stations
One called Kadiköy
Kadiköy
And Chengdilköy
Chengdilköy
That's nice
How many people to see somebody like 11 million, 10 million?
18 million, 10 million
18? Wow
18
18 is crazy
What the shit is this?
Why is this kid says running?
So it's right there, oh
Gage got stopped right away
Like y'all really think y'all can just run in here like
Like come on, come on, run like
He like do
Y'all don't touch up, he's running in here
He's funny as fuck
So the name of the town, huh?
All the people come over here, just one of them
Slow down, try to keep it with chat, huh?
I just have long legs, but I'm not walking specifically fast or anything.
It's safe here, too much people.
Too much people, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah?
Say that again.
Okay.
I'm turning off.
I'm turning off.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Okay.
Too much, yes, come back.
Too much people, huh?
Yes, too much people.
Oh my goodness, gracious.
All right, come let us go this way around, yeah?
Yes, yes, okay.
There will be a lot of market right here man, what in there, there is a fish market, yeah
You don't want to be away from the ground.
Yeah, I mean, there's going to be a lot of people in there.
I'll give it to you.
Okay, let's go, let's go. Let's check, let's check, let's check.
So, we'll check, we'll check, we'll go to the other side.
Oh damn, we're just starting traffic here.
I'm about to say, I know y'all security, but I know damn well y'all can't stop on traffic.
Yeah, y'all can't stop this fucking gun I got in my pocket, do you understand?
Fuck, I don't.
stop stop stop stop stop
whoa
Southern
wait this is another mosque
Yeah, yeah, yeah
He's a master of mosques
He's a master of mosques
And there is a Nara Shifa
And how many mosques did you say was here?
4,000 mosques in the city
4,000 mosques
Nara Shifa means a hospital
Still an active hospital
Active hospital, okay
Active hospital
I mean, I'm gonna have to get laid in there
After Raqqah gets on this
I'm sure I get on that ass.
I'm not gonna honestly after that fucking massage boy.
He was on my butt for a life.
I'm definitely a little bruised for sure.
He was going nuts in that thing, but no, like in the room.
Dude, that's weird.
How'd you react to that?
It's weird.
A lot of buses, huh?
Pizza for Posse and Kerspurs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like Sweden.
Oh, 50% off pizza.
Oh my God.
Oh, for the son of pizza. Oh my God.
I need that. I need that.
Ooh, the same, the same.
Also, the weather's pretty good.
The weather's pretty nice, actually.
So, why is there...
There wasn't so many people right here.
I wasn't so many people right here. It's because they're taking the ferry. Oh, that's why I'm done. Yeah
Three million people every day. I can't I would get my life on that. It's not that many people every day
Yes in Chas I like everything shall I
There was a mosque everywhere everywhere man anytime you want to prayer you got it
There are several mosques in this part of the city, other than Ho Chi Minh.
Yeah, I see it, I see it.
Thousands, not a very many.
I see it.
Is that the mayor or what? Mahmood Adikan?
No, this is one of the 40.
Leader of the 40.
We have a couple of different parties in the city.
Okay, okay.
You see more local life, I just feel it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel it, it's a different atmosphere,
different atmosphere for sure.
Or say, you know the ice cream thing?
Like, do they just do that every time?
Like, every time?
They just never stop, like.
Imagine you go to the same ice cream shop every day.
Do they do that every day too?
There's no fucking way.
Different with the ice cream, yeah.
Also, the traffic here is insane, but me being here like 2 years ago, it was crazy.
I've really taken a piss like that and going somewhere.
Oh, all that tea is running through me right now.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
That's better.
I could have done that.
So what?
Market?
So this is like a local more like fish market or something?
Is there like a bathroom somewhere?
Yeah.
Come on.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Y'all know I'm doing that.
Y'all know I'm doing that.
Oh, my God.
This smells like my high school girlfriend.
Oh, my God.
I'm doing that.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
High school girlfriend in here
Oh you just skipped pass all security
That would be nice
Thank you bro
You could have had a knife on it
I would have been dead
I know I thought I said my high school girlfriend
She actually looks amazing
Oh my god
What do you want?
Dude, did she smell like fish?
I didn't say she smelled like fish.
Oh, that's for Dorma.
I love Dorma.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Baba Kanush, Baba Kanush.
Yes.
Yeah.
nice little market
what can I do?
what are you doing?
right here
hey respect food bro, seriously, you're vegetarian
oh that looks good, that looks mad grangolah
Maloafis, I love Maloafis.
What is that?
What is that?
What?
Right?
It's skin?
Skin?
Summit.
It's soup with this.
Delicious, you should try it.
I should become a vegetarian by now.
I should have done something better.
Stomach skin?
Like genie.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna try the fish right there.
I don't know what is that, what's that on the shirt?
I don't see doing that without a goat milk here, I'm gonna be honest, do you see a picture
of your brother?
I will have to go in the mosque to get up.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you don't have to go.
Yeah, can we go in?
Yeah, you go in.
Let's go get a minute, we can have some fun with y'all, man.
Let's go here man, so we can have some fun with each other man.
I'm just gonna take it on to the bathroom man, nothing like that, nothing like that.
That's one clean one, just go with me.
Ah man, it's okay.
You can take any one, these are maybe the Oriental ones.
Okay, okay.
Clean ones.
I'll say I'm pretty dirty myself, you know.
That's 1864?
Okay.
One of the oldest circuits, the light shops.
The light shops?
The B light, and backlight, the best backlight.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
I can't wait to get some kebab done, I feel like I'm done
I feel good
How do you feel? How do you feel?
Adana kebab is the best?
Adana kebab, okay, I remember that, Adana
Adana kebab
Are you fucking with me?
What?
What?
I'm waiting
Oh, it's busy huh?
It's busy, busy, busy, busy, busy
What's happening to the rod?
It's coming here.
Oh, yeah?
Okay.
Another upstate.
Hold on. Okay.
What are you going to do with me security?
Oh no.
What are you taking me?
You're taking me.
Thank you.
Okay, here.
Bye bye.
Oh no, Roger.
I forgot the mic. Oh, I forgot the mic.
Oh, no, bro.
I just forgot the mic, bro.
Fuck.
Bro, fuck it.
Bro, I hate period crimes, bro.
I
Mean myself
All right
I'm actually gonna need it. I swear my wife watch watch me watch me and then you can tell me after I
bet
You
I
Actually fucking you did that's
Can you get some days?
I thought it up, bro
That is man Debbie's actually you didn't what do you mean? No?
What?
I literally muted it.
Bro, that must have been my bad.
Not actually though, like actually.
But I'm not even trolling.
Can y'all believe me for one second ever?
My god, damn bro.
Y'all never want to believe men ever, bro.
I'm literally in Turkey, bro.
Like a second? Yeah, but I still muted it.
I didn't have to pee that much.
I told y'all, bro.
It's stuck in here.
Watch my hands right now.
Watch my mouth a little bit.
Watch my face.
Look in the mirror.
Say who's the best looking guy in the world?
Of course you are.
Who is the finest man on the moon?
You are.
Who's next?
No one.
And...
Who's the finest man on the wall?
You are indeed.
Alright, let's go out there and kill that boy.
Go out there and roll it and roll it and kill the boy.
What are you doing?
Oh, watch your hands.
I'm back. I'm back bro. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back, man.
So it's good to be back. It's great to be back, man.
Bro, I, all the other side, all the other side, I really think Turkey is one of the nice places I live in.
like, like, looks wise, like, walking on markets, fish markets, local stuff, where the sea is very blue.
People are very nice.
Honestly, like, a very nice place, like, a very, very nice place.
Very, a lot of culture, a lot of history, you know?
Zemmum like it is, Zemmum like it is.
That sounds pretty good.
Seven of five, seven of six eight.
So, yeah, I feel like that.
And then some light street.
Double trouble, huh?
I like that.
Yeah, good job, good job.
Good job, good job.
Double trouble.
I wouldn't have taught you that.
Thank you, thank you.
What's up bro?
R-Kanda, R-Kanda.
It's okay.
More look! More look!
I love you, please.
I love you.
Bro, I love you, please.
That's it bro, that's it.
That's for the eye.
Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
So, get some Turkish, actual Turkish food.
That's it bro, that's it.
That's for the eye.
actual turkeys turkeys food man
I love you I love you how much you really load up
I'm that I can ask you a question but where's that go out from be honest I
mean to be honest thank you bro I know you thank you buddy
Who changed you right there? Watch out for the camera.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, brother.
I died, I died, I died, I died.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you so much.
This is faith.
It'll be a kid, man.
It'll be a kid.
The gifts I get on this trip, it's amazing, man.
It's amazing.
He's jumping right now.
He's skipping out of the hole.
Are you big?
I'm fine.
I'm fine with you.
Yeah?
I'm big, you can't.
And where you from?
I'm from Pakistan, bro.
From Pakistan?
Dagestan, Dagestan.
2-3 will forget, no?
Uzbekistan
Uzbekistan, okay
Yeah
Come
Okay
That's a low
Oh shit, he's sabotaging for us
He's literally sabotaging for us, man
I'm not sure if it's the right way or the wrong way.
What's the other way?
Yo, I thought about this, do you mind I chat?
So you know what everyone says?
Dagestan, two, three years forget.
Yeah?
If it's not mine,
my brain is not turning around to stay empty on it.
I don't want it, but respect it now.
Okay, okay.
Oh, everything?
Please.
Thank you, thank you, bro.
I can't brother. I can't okay. Hey, you know what? Thank you. Thank you. Of course. Of course
Thank you, bro. Thank you so much. Okay. Have a good one. Have a good one. Have a good one
I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I apologize. I apologize. I apologize
What is that?
That's a better brush it does
As used as you just used that bro. You just work down that that's better
You just bought it or what now keep it keep it keep it keep it keep it
Yeah, I'm not parking but look I'm not I'm not
Super
I had a stream on it, right?
I had a stream on it.
You know what everyone says?
Two, three years, digestanum, forget.
Okay?
You wanna go for two to three years?
No, not what I thought.
Now.
He's dying.
He's dying.
He's dying?
Check, check, check, check, check, check, check.
Oh, you're gonna cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat.
Give it a cheat, brother.
I love you, bro.
Love you too, bro.
I love you, man.
Check, check, check, check, check, check, check.
Anyway, so back to our stand so
That's all I can do man full bad, bro. I feel bad. Yeah, it's in my pocket. It's my pocket. Thank you, bro
Anyway, so I'll say no daggy stand
So, I've heard why no one goes there, it's because they don't really YouTube their street there, film there, like nothing, right, nothing at all.
I've got connections, like good connections because of some Swedish people that they could get me over there and actually get me into like a training camp for like a couple days or like a week or whatever it was, right?
What if I go there, instead of 2-3 days, we do 3 days or 4 days of streaming like 24-7
like the whole thing, 3 days, everything, how they eat, how they sleep, how they train,
from every workout, from every run, from every fight, from every training session, whatever
it is, and just to see how it is in that culture, like really get my mindset in there, barely
Look at where they look at chat and lock it like lock it for a block keep the camera on me like 20%
No time and actually trying for myself. I think that should be hard. I think that would be really hard
I thought about it yesterday
And month be able to check I didn't month that's like I'm missing a whole life
You understand I could do a week. I could do a week. I just don't people watch a whole week
I'm me doing that like training sleeping eating repeating like the whole time seeing their culture
What a fish.
I have three days, I have three days, three days, three, four days.
Oh, I can fish.
Good fish, huh?
oh come on let me see let me see one let me see one catch let me see one
catch what the fuck is coming on my shit
huh what are you fishin
yo Rocky see it what's it what are they called again is that a little fish
then it's hella back in Sweden I used to do that I'm this is really bad my I'm
so sorry I was like five six okay I'm a changed person I used to take them up
like this and I used to just throw them back and forth my brother man it was
obviously they broke and I was pretty bad yeah I know I do I do a part of that
though I was definitely a different person for like for pro
oh he caught some he caught some right there look small fish small fish
oh the little one is big I think right not the second one over there
oh it's big yeah look hey
oh hey oh what the
yo that man is called like ten of them
oh my god thank you boss thank you boss
I think I'll be tough, but I've heard it just don't play around with it like at all.
I have to shave my head so I don't have to shave it
I'm back on the Parviat, still bangles
You have no hair brother?
One sec
I'm not supposed to.
What's happening?
Are you good to go?
Are we hopping on the steering wheel or what?
Oh, what the fuck do you do, man?
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Oh, no, are we gonna be crushing?
What's up with the three-act police?
What's going on?
Who's taking this?
Oh
Uh oh, he just went in here.
Oh, he wished it.
Ah.
Come on, Gad, wallah.
Yo!
Alright, Chad.
All right chat, let's get some Turkish food, man.
Get some Turkish food, bro, seriously.
Now what if I took off my shirt right here
and fucking spawned, huh?
Now what if I did that?
So what would y'all do?
How'd y'all do?
So now we get Turkish food, yeah?
Yeah.
So you put it on the other side?
Right.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, real Turkish food.
Yeah.
Okay, we go there now, yeah?
Yeah!
Real Urkish food, Urkish!
Alright.
There's an upstairs too at the table.
Alright?
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Maybe I'll tell you what I want to do tomorrow.
Yo!
Oh, you all family, you all family.
Go.
Wow.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Hey, like it was before, right?
Okay.
How perfect it is.
Amazing.
Yeah?
Amazing.
How do you know the word mezzeh?
mezzeh, I like that
mezzeh, yarraq
I'll give you a bump man
I like that
So...
There's some fun in different...
Huh?
Different than the one you call it in the street
It was fun. It was actually different. Yeah, it was pretty different the biggest difference. I would say it was smell
for sure
Like let me test let me test do you see this right here? It's us
Okay, it is us
Now this has been boring. It's us with no mistakes. No fault. No really shit. No nothing
Something bad happens
Snatched in half
Come on, come on.
Some bad habits, snacks, snacks.
Some bad habits again.
Right?
Like so many times, so, so, so many times, right?
Drop, drop, drop.
You're on your last straw, not only you're
broken down to the last piece, but you're also
on your last fucking straw.
And that last break, it might do you or it might keep you off, okay?
Now what you either can do is let this drop to the ground, drop, drop, drop to the ground
or you get God
and all of a sudden
you're brand new
pure
that God forgives you
but then you have that bed like a walking
hahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahah
yeah, I love that, I didn't make it my sign
like, walk, can you eat that please?
come on, come on, you need to eat food come on
come on, brother
I'll be serious though, Jack.
You're an enjoyer, bro. You're an enjoyer now.
You have to.
I don't speak Japanese.
Not Japanese. You're just not listening.
That's what it is.
You don't speak Japanese.
You know what it is?
If you don't speak Japanese, they'll learn Japanese.
Instead of saying, bro, I don't speak it and learn it.
Well anything y'all, anything y'all coming right now, but I gotta come back to it anything
more.
It's the coffee, it's the Turkish coffee bar.
Mr. Pantsmore, brother Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants, you don't write the Pants,
got you.
Let's just go be a guy, don't die yourself.
Sorry boss, I'm just giving some motivation to stop right now.
3 shut up, 3 shut up, brother you didn't get shut up, you do the shut up here.
Yes, yes.
This guy, we can't know if this is fire.
Oh, this time, sorry, not bad. Not bad.
That side. Oh, whoa. It's in the water.
Watch that observation station of the city.
And the customer office.
Oh, you can go there. It's like...
Some kind of goats.
Have you ever heard of, what's it called?
Oh, jeez. Have you ever heard of Statue of Liberty?
Yeah. Statue of Liberty. Yeah, so it's like the same thing, right?
It's like in the water. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It used to be kind of customer office before.
Exactly, exactly.
It's actually the same station as the last one.
I thought the Blue Mosque was the biggest mosque.
No, Blue Mosque is actually the second biggest mosque in the Old Town.
Mosque of the Sultan Suleiman was still the largest mosque in the Old Town.
The largest in the ancient side of the city.
Just behind us.
Oh, wow.
Chambuja Mosque.
Chambuja.
and we almost 15,000 people capacity
so they want 200,000 people capacity
they don't want 60,000 people capacity
because they want about 105 years old
wow
and the servo is the same as the 15,000 people
yeah, I see it, I see it, I see it
Are we just going around it?
Like what?
Aw, boys.
You got a lot of traffic like me here with the boat?
I really want to try a real Turkish meat done, Turkish meat, Burak, I'm going to keep
it a bar.
We'll go to the season Burak restaurant, what is season Burak, what season Burak, what
is that?
B, Z, M
Perfect
Next street
With filled with cheese
Yeah, but what is it?
They're saying season
Like season
Season, season
How do I say that?
Next street
That's right
No, this is a kind of
the restaurant
oh, it's a restaurant
oh, okay, okay
oh, okay
oh, of course
yes, that's the other one
okay
Burak
so Burak is there from Burak?
that's his name
oh, that's right
I also told him about
Adana kebab
Adana
Actually, in the Adana region, the southern water is very clean
There are two streams, one coach
Adana
Adana?
Yeah, the one that is Urfa
Urfa
The second one, kebab
Adana is more spicy
Urfa, not spicy
Okay, not spicy
Do they have today?
Adana
Adana, today?
Hey!
Oh
Tasty
Tasty kebab
Those testicles, sorry.
And you can just go over, okay.
I mean, you're right, you want some nuts?
Yeah, pass it here.
Yes.
Anyone else want some nuts?
Wanna check the real life's entry?
Yeah, well, I can just give you a sec.
I'm gonna check the real fucking chatty.
Oh, you're fucking serious.
What are you fucking serious?
I didn't know the incident, bro.
You didn't tell me the incident first.
These are,
30 spats in a month.
One month.
They're really good.
Sunlight,
What's your name?
My name is...
Ah, thanks.
Thanks, yeah, yeah, yeah. Drive things.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm Paul.
What's your name?
Malacca.
Yeah?
Okay.
Aiden.
Yeah.
Teach me some Turkish.
From Turkish.
Hello
I've never heard that before
I've never heard that before
Sal, please
Thank you
Sal
Thank you
Thank you
You told me that
Thank you
You know
Good night
Good night
OK
Okay
Yeah, okay
So okay, okay, okay
What's toss a kebab?
That's a kebab
Oh, it's a bad word. Oh, boy. It's sad, dude.
Oh, come on, it's sad, bro.
Sorry, this side is weird, bro.
This side is so weird, dude.
It's sad, so weird, bro.
It's sad, it's so weird.
I'm okay, I'm okay, thank you.
I'm okay, I'm okay.
Thank you.
Okay, okay, okay, ask him to park her seat.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
Don't be any cake.
Okay?
That's not me flying.
Flying hard.
Flying hard, like strong-hearted.
Okay, that's me for sure.
For sure.
What was blue?
oh no oh come on bro chat bro y'all see me bad brother I'm like that's embarrassing bro
like dude come on bro
Oh
We're doing like that like actually like
They're crazy on
You did a perfect brother how much
I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's
something's not right here
no fucking noise
sorry
circumcision
yeah
ceremony
circumcision
yeah
do we send Turkish boys?
do we send Turkish boys?
8 days or 2 days?
8 days
oh ok yeah
right away
wait, really?
I thought it was early
I mean I know what you're talking about
yeah
They do this in mosques and cemeteries and finally they go for villages and they give them kind of golden wine
They put on the prints and it's a body called henna
You know henna?
Henna is that too right?
Yeah
You think the whole body is a body?
Henna body
Maybe in the price home we are singing that's a kind of body
They had that before wedding?
Yeah, I know they have seen that, yeah.
So they had that before wedding?
Yeah, they had that before wedding.
Can I get a seat?
Yeah.
Let's go.
but so many other details of what we would like to ask you.
I'll need cool to get back one.
It's too hard, sir.
It's too hard.
It's too hard.
Can you pass for us?
Yes.
I'll need two.
Thank you.
Thank you.
My...
It's very fierce.
Amazing.
Time.
Signing off.
Yes.
Thank you so much.
Can you even write brother that's just a spell for a life?
Can you even write that's like singing about Ken and Birdie in a fly what?
Same shit with my singing bro like I hate that shit I don't fuck with that
I don't fuck with that shit but I'm good at it
I don't respect him much to that
I
Am a right side, oh, come on, bro
No, that's not same bone can I play for night same shit same exact
That's right, let's not say am I the best big man in the world, exactly the same shit.
But we are just about halfway under Europe tour and we've almost already hit $10,000
This is fucking amazing
Bob, I love y'all, man. I really do man. I really really do
I really do
Don't make this a fun for me bro. I mean serious
Don't make shit fun for you bro. Get ass
I need two bays, chill bays, don't call me bays cause you say cute bays.
All the next subs go to my fucking tour guide man.
All the next subs go to the tour guide.
Tour guide, but all the next subs bro.
Bro, you know I'm giving the money off stream, you know I gotta worry about it bro.
All that shit off stream, that's how I give it to him right away.
I'm sorry bro.
Yes.
Let's go.
That's why I didn't have to get Americanized
I wore it, I wore it, come on
Hey, put on the Bershikas, huh?
Come on, son
Check it out.
Oh, what's wrong with the camera?
I gotta do something with the camera.
One second.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you.
Thank you, boss.
Alright.
And that is all, man?
Ah, I bet.
Go, Bo!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
I
Know actually crazy. Yeah, I know so we're back for that
The fuck it bro, bro fucking Angola
Yeah, I'm jumping from I'm swimming back to Asia, I'm swimming back to Asia, I'm going to fall, I'm going to fall to Asia man
I'm going to fall to Asia man
I don't care, I'm jumping in the water bro, I'm jumping in the water right now
Yo, walk!
Are you actually?
Huh?
No, it's much bigger.
Whoa.
But like, you don't think I could hang like right here and just like get out of the dock for two seconds without falling?
Yeah, you're probably good.
It's like, good?
No.
No? Okay.
Alright.
For sure, for sure.
Hey, Turkish music, Turkish music.
Thank you man, thank you to take care of it, yeah?
Oh!
Scaredy cat, I'm fucking coming off scaredy cat, do you understand?
I'm fucking scaredy cat, both.
You know I'm a fun man, come on bro.
I've seen my city like a whip or two.
Hello.
How you doing?
I'm a man man, man.
How are you?
I'm good, good, good.
What's up?
First.
Thank you very much.
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you.
This one was there.
Hey!
Only Brazil or in Turkey?
I'm on the river.
I'm in the Alhambra.
Tansaco toro.
Let's go get some Turkish food, man.
Let's go try some Turkish food.
Honestly bro, I don't think it's just security, but it's been pretty calm today bro.
There was a little bit right there for a second there, but security handled it pretty
good and well, I'll be honest.
Really did.
Oh that's nice, where is that?
This one here.
This one here?
Don't put that bag in the bag.
Bro, don't push me.
Don't push me.
Don't push me.
Don't push me.
This one in
Well, welcome personally oh my god
Doty dirty dirty bastard
What the hell
Bro, let me just put the camera on this bro, dude.
Camera?
Oh my fucking sh** in the back.
Yes, good.
I can't believe I look insane, I'm not gonna lie.
Guys, you look insane, dude.
Why is everyone saying try Bullock?
What's Bullock?
Bullock?
Bullock, what is that?
Bullock means primary.
They say try it, try it.
like a food or something or not in the mood?
oh no?
look
look
no?
look
look
ok
no boy, no somebody try it
of course it's a bad word bro
especially when I'm trying to translate no one's phone bro
complex
so like
y'all be normal for life
I just want to see everyone stop spinning are you sure no oh
I just asked over what's that man
a little child
little
oh my god
little child
I don't know what to do with it.
It's not for a lot.
I'm glad this is a bit worse.
And they lose you?
Yeah.
Yeah, you want to come here?
Too many boys.
Sorry.
All good.
So this is the place we're going to is traditional Turkish food.
Local.
Homemade.
Panule.
Panule.
Panule.
P-A-L-U-T-S Panule.
Wait.
That's the new one.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I guess.
I guess there's soft drinks.
Soft drinks.
Oh my God.
oh my god that's the funniest shit no that's actually the funniest shit
he didn't start spelling it out bro
nah it actually funny
that is the funniest shit
oh my god
He's so innocent bro, not facts.
There's nothing, there's plenty of dislikes.
What team do you support?
What team do you support?
Ah, the officer ride.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Shame.
I don't know if you have a subbed horse for me from there.
No, I don't.
Some fanatics.
Can you click behind you?
For a phone.
Oh, thank you for knowing that.
No, no, no.
What is it about?
What?
I've been looking for Jesus back here.
Good-bye, dude.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Bro!
Bro!
Yeah, even he was like, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Bro!
Bro!
He's so done!
Oh my god, that's really mean!
Bro!
Bro!
It's like, oh my god.
It's good.
Oh my god, that's really good.
Ah, sweet.
I think I'm just a little uncomfortable with that, guys.
Ooh, balancing.
How far away?
One minute.
One minute.
Less.
even 30 seconds oh my god should we count down or no
let's go
What's funny about him bro, I don't know what's funny bro.
How weird.
Like why people ask me why I'm laughing, like bro, bro I just pulled my fucking pants and he was like oh my god, like bro what?
How's that not funny?
Okay all I used to lighten up a little bit sometimes, like dude.
Come bro, come bro.
Oh, this is a nice place, huh?
Really nice place, wow.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, come on, come on, it's okay.
Think so, of course.
Think so, of course.
you
you
you
you
you
You know, I trust you, I'm trusting you, I'm trusting you, yeah, yeah.
I have something to show you, can you show me?
Show, can you show me?
I don't have anything.
Focus, focus, focus.
Is it bad shot or what?
Bad shot.
Security's in, security's behind us on the table.
I
Said this um I
Said this child was it
Like yesterday I said Greek food
For me right now
It's low key up there like tattooed like all foods
I love
so good so good so mostly today for a turkey for a real turkey for anything
it's gonna be or no no shot
I don't know if it's a whole shit, though.
Okay, literally shit a whole shit on that.
Ah, no, no, no, no.
It's actually crazy.
Are they good?
Woman, it's everything's fine.
Everything is good.
You've been here before?
I've just seen those mountains, yeah.
Oh, wow.
King of Malaysia?
Right here.
Do you have a king?
No, Malaysia.
Yeah, Malaysia. Yeah, I don't know.
Holy...
King of Malaysia.
I'll be eating food, but I only
tried a buttock, because I was on there for days.
I didn't really try, you know?
This is some local.
but this is more international
this is more actual
what's the Turkish law like
but of any kind of cheese
is better
they have some
that's what they had
I forgot
we would like the
little pastry thing
Okay.
Try Amritsan.
Lahmacun.
Lahmacun, yeah.
Lahmacun.
Look, Turkish pizza.
Oh, Turkish pizza? Oh, I know it. It's like flat.
Yeah.
Do you have a lahmacun?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll take the high school, it's not that sour.
So who did...
Who did Turkey have war with?
War.
war war war war what we have during the first world war yeah people on the wrong side
people in the german german oh that's what you say yeah and you know especially in 19th century
we had good relationship between Germany and 30 okay and at that time german emperor called
tijsad bilham the 2nd he failed here three times number one this is some weapons to otomous army
Number two, building railway from here to Houloulin, thank you, Houloulin.
And then Abdul Hamid II, he was in the room side.
First of all, the locals occupied by the French.
And North Africa, by the year
North Africa, Morocco, huh?
Then Algeria and Morocco
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
By friends, others by British
Right
Yeah, even the wrong side, honestly
That second one, you would know that you're going to enjoy it at any time
So the first one, Turkey, kind of was everywhere
What, wrong way ever?
Germany
Oh, what the?
This is sherbet
This is the Ottoman drink
Sherbet?
Salt and string.
Salt and string.
Okay, let's try it. Let's try it from drink to food to everything. Let's try it.
First thing first. Let's try it. Let's try it.
Okay.
Wow, that's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Delicious. Delicious.
Salt and string sherbet.
Mmmmmm
I want some basil
Sweet but still tastes amazing
You can't stop eating food, it's like cinnamon
Cinnamon?
I felt that with the drink at the spa too when I was a little bad queen
I felt that, like it
Mmmhmm
It's actually really good
Wow, come on, come on, come on.
This is something like a puffer.
Oh, they're going to be fed.
That's our smart, yeah.
That's our smart.
This one called Esme.
Esme.
Esme.
I've heard about this.
Sun dried tomato.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
They have some dried tomatoes, they have some onion and a garlic
So they have this one, sesame, sesame seeds
Sesame seeds, almost white stuff
What sort of yogurt with garlic?
Or some black sesame seeds too
Try a little bit
What is yours?
It's hot
Very hot huh? Look at that. Inside of the rock. You just want to get in it don't you?
I'm just trying a little bit. I'm not going. I'm trying that with some garlic. Some garlic.
You're gonna go with it.
Do you know hummus?
Of course, hummus, yeah.
Oh, wow.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Special sauce, all of that, special sauce.
Oh my God.
Oh, wow.
Hey, do you think, bro?
Sorry, I mean...
I'm not quite on my business, wow. It's my dream.
Hey, that's middle-paste?
Yeah.
Wow, that was good.
Pickles?
Oh, yes.
This one has a tahini sauce.
Thank you so much.
You see?
And pomegranate on top.
Here you go.
Wait, how much for strawberries?
Yes.
Really?
never smooth for strawberries
it's good
you know
it's real light
we're having this kind of stuff every day
we should try it
wow
real
similar to the one we had
wow
what is that
it's pepper stuff
it's like dolman
I love Doma. I love Doma.
I love Doma.
I love Doma.
I love Doma.
Oh my god.
Wow.
I love Doma.
I love Doma.
Just wait.
Yo.
Yo.
This is the one.
Oh that's the Great Leap Doma.
Don't mind I love it. Yeah, I see that all the time back home all the time
Always easy
Thank you, thank you, thank you
Don't mind always eat on our ones back home
But the stuff is special.
But Curtis don't want.
With cherries?
Never try.
Yeah.
This is something that's just like,
I can't even start.
You get some garlic on it too?
Not a bad shot.
Yeah, the other one.
Do you have some paila chestnuts right here?
No, I mean, cherries.
All right.
I see some of the paila chestnuts.
What's that?
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, you're a bit else.
Yeah.
No, which I said, well, I didn't mean like that.
I said, I had a Kurdish friend.
That's where they usually feed me dharma.
So I don't know what the difference is between Turkish and Kurdish dharma, but...
You know, we are eating at once.
Yeah.
We can see how many different cultures.
Yeah.
The way you cook the Christ is you have dharma to drink, you see.
No, no, yeah.
So many of you have dharma, too.
Do you want to have a different kind of spicy stuff?
Yes, I'll try the meat. The meat is good too, but it's mostly vegetarian stuff.
Exactly. Wow.
Be careful. Why? I was like sensitive to that.
Bro, this, this, did you try this one?
Yeah. This tomato paste is crazy good.
All right.
Not bad, not bad.
I don't think I should have told you about that.
Wow, you hate it for him, bro.
Wow, thank you, thank you, boss.
It's getting fed like a chicken right now.
I'm good, but yeah, right now, yeah, a thousand percent.
I agree, I agree.
Really good, that's really good.
Oh, can you smell that?
Just for the main course, though.
Wow.
Tomato and pepper paste?
It's so good, yeah, yeah.
Let me say I'm sorry. Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
This bread too is really good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's okay.
I'll try to go try a different paste right now.
I'm doing something. It's a spinach.
Spinach in real quick.
With some of the tomato paste.
Like that.
Okay, let's go.
Olive salad.
Okay.
Wow.
This is healthy food, I think, all healthy stuff, at least for me too, I love Zatar,
yeah, Zatar on the pizza, the what's it called, yeah, yeah, very cold shit, very cold shit,
Exactly, yeah, exactly how I feel.
So I'm stuffed.
I'm telling you, but I'm very multi-cultural.
I'm just good at both.
I am, I am, I'm done.
Ooh.
I just got a mint leaf.
A new salad.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
steaming yeah
Oh, yes, I'll do another dongle please. Thank you so much. Thank you. So it's
This Thomas crazy my god
Life will look like a good boy
So would you say the population in Turkey?
About 85
Yeah, but are they a lot of...
Is it bad people or are they obese or no?
No
Not really?
Everybody has to be just taking care
Young generations more
They are very fit
Very fit
Yeah, because the Turkish people don't like fast food in general
They don't like fast food
Yeah
Does that happen to you?
Yes
Young generations are taking care of themselves
He was a beautiful lady
You got a wife?
Yes
The water stream is 24
Alhamdulillah
You just get married
You have 100 people in the wedding
How many?
1200 people
1200 people?
How do you even know 1200 people?
At both sides
Jesus
At Turkish weddings go crazy, huh?
No
Very ceremony
Well, groomed
Engagement ceremony
Really?
300 people
Engagement ceremony
Well, I think that was beautiful
Yeah, it's amazing.
Congrats, congrats to your daughter and congrats to you, yeah, of course.
Was it a good winning?
Yeah, it wasn't shit on the show.
Oh yeah?
That's your worst day.
1200 bullheaded concerts.
Okay, come on, come on, chat.
Yeah, I don't really think I...
I don't really know how many people, bro.
I would even know to come to my wedding, but there's also friends, friends, friends, like you know,
neighbors, yeah, you don't even know what happened, yeah.
Especially people in southern part of Turkey, they have regional relatives,
the big families, let's say that like 20 years ago, they have like
Six, seven kids.
Oh my God, oh my God, six, seven.
Yeah.
Big cities, two or three.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The problem is, they have to work together.
Yeah.
The inflation rate, life is expensive.
Now, men and women, they have to work together.
Yes.
About 50 years ago, when I was working there,
now people know that you have to work together.
Come together.
Do you have country in the US?
Of course.
Less and less kids.
This was really good.
How about the gifts?
Everyone brings the gifts.
Especially some.
Money.
Money and gold.
Exactly.
Money and gold and coins.
So they got 1200 gifts.
What can I have for you bro?
Cheese
Cheese
Cheese
Cheese
Cheese
Cheese
Let me too bro
Okay, so here we got, what's this called again?
Simsek
Simsek
Cheese inside
Cheese
Cheese
Cheese
Is not that?
Really?
No
Don't get it, we have a lot more to now
What's can I have for you?
Can I have cheese?
It's the dry stuff, right?
No
with some cheese, canaphe, kind of the dessert, this is delicious.
Ok.
Canaphe, they have similar one, we're going to try that one.
Did you say it some self, an aji man did?
I'm an artist.
I'm an artist.
Is it a milk?
No, we tried some bakla out there.
I hope it's apple flavor.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
That's with ice cream.
Goat milk ice cream.
Wait, you can eat goat milk?
Yeah.
Wait, I just can't.
No, no.
Oh, you can eat goat milk?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Mm-hmm.
Maltes milk?
Mm-hmm.
Mmm, that's good then, okay.
Respect, respect.
Respect, no, respectful, yeah respectful.
There's respect there about it bro.
Okay, I'm doing a little...
I'm doing a little concoction here.
Nah, this is really good.
This is really, really, really good.
I'm enjoying this bro.
I'm gonna keep it a buck.
Let's grab some of this.
So what's the...
Do you think Turkish has the best food?
Or you just think so
By yourself, yeah
Honestly, yeah, honestly
Very good
Wow, thank you
Thank you, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
How about you?
Delicious.
I know, I'm changing this.
That's why you have to fold this one.
Fold it?
With your hand, that's the best way to have it.
You have to fold it.
Do you want some of the item?
I tried?
I made some...
He stays...
I didn't understand no, right?
Yeah, I tried out...
I tried out...
I tried out all the time.
Well, let me try it.
I try like, where?
I grew up with Iran, bro.
Used to buy it from the...
from my family.
I'm all the time before school.
All the time.
I'm like, Iran before school?
Come on, bro.
I say, oh, not my coach, I mean, when it comes to this shit, man.
Stop playing, man, mate.
Why, bro?
Okay.
Can I be telling you a guy said something?
Wait, wait, wait.
Is that on me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's good.
It's not buildable, it's all the same stuff, bro.
Tomatoes, tomato, bro.
That's good.
That's good.
That's the best spice for you?
But you're Mexican, bro.
Spicy?
Is it normal?
Imagine a jake char like the chip or some shit.
We'd actually talk.
Yeah, like, actually.
I didn't know what I was doing.
That was good.
Yeah, huh?
Gas.
It's all really good, it's all really good chap and it's on the average size bro, it's
Actually crazy
How much do you think this will be, I'll be honest.
I can guess
If the Aussie didn't finish that on the restaurant for us, bro
Nah, I don't know
I didn't think I would use your bartery
Oh, that would be so funny
That would be so funny
I didn't think that
Yeah, daaah
I'm at 300
I'm at 300
fire. Absolutely fireman. I was dying when he ran out. I was dying when he ran out.
the name of the place father
P O M E E E
Thank you
Thank you so much
Oh man.
Oh, man.
Hmm
Okay
If I could just throw it down the back of my force post and see the stone that should be back on us, awesome, thank you.
Take a sugar, take a sugar.
We're waiting for you.
We want to sell this tomorrow like a barista.
Oh brother, trust me.
It's coming.
Don't worry about it.
Don't you worry about it, bro.
Don't you worry about it.
It's coming, man.
Don't you worry about it.
Okay.
To, uh,
to see where you're at.
Yeah, yeah.
So,
Do we travel skies before we have some from this?
Actually, that's tough.
I know that.
Oh, yeah, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, yeah.
I forgot.
Doma, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma, doma.
You watch a lot of turkey shows?
I watch a lot of serials.
Turkey series, yeah.
There's one in Netflix.
Of course, I cannot hold a watch.
Is it good?
It's way too heavy.
The Turkish actors have the best acting in the world, man.
Great actors.
There are some Turkish serials.
The romantic ones specifically.
Yeah, I came up and told him, let me see. I've already done my nose. It was so good.
I'm seeing
Which one was it again?
It was like a turkey's time
Mariam, you know Mariam?
Yeah Mariam, I watched that one
It's pretty good
I swear, bro
Bro, I swear.
I'm like casting.
Bro, I had to roll it down my nose.
Oh, there we go, there we go.
Lamb tandoori.
It's very soft, very tender, it's incredible.
Wow.
What part of the leg is that?
Leg.
What part?
It's the leg.
I'm going to say the right leg.
Oh, right leg.
The thigh?
The foot.
Right leg.
Oh, yeah?
The butt, yeah?
Right leg.
Drumsticky.
Drumsticky?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, the butt.
No, I'm sorry?
I like it even though I can try it in here.
Okay, let's try the Shailane butt.
It's apparently a lame butt, no.
So, I turned it as she is.
Oh, that's a tender.
She's using a tender.
That's what I like.
She eats tender pieces, you try that butt.
Vegetarian.
What did you say?
I have something special for you.
No, no, no, no, no.
The second speck is called Alenazi.
Alenazi.
With the ground egg, with the gale geogos.
Okay.
And the cup also is a bit made.
You can just show this special tomato sauce.
Wow.
I think this is some vegetables for you.
No.
You can make some vegetables.
That's sad.
Yeah, some vegetables.
Wow, they're unique vegetables, bro.
Cucumber tomatoes.
Wait, what the...
Yeah, I don't know about that.
So good, right?
So good from New York.
This is yogurt and meat pretty much. Try to stomp on it.
Yeah.
It's pretty good. It's pretty good. I'll say that much.
The last one we call is especially of one of the two traditional beans.
Oh beans?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
The last one we call ispir.
Now on the right we have one of the two that is worldwide.
Very delicious for the shikuritast.
Special sauce with the aganese pepper and the meat inside.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, let's try it.
Some beans.
I'm sorry.
It's sweet, huh?
Mmm.
Interesting.
I'm not sure.
Curfasege.
Curfasege.
Yeah.
Curfasege.
So.
Wow.
Wow.
It's pretty interesting I must say not a big big bean guy, but that's pretty good
Well, just the water yeah
Hope you shit lucky. I mean feel like the oil is healthy me sure
What?
They say they were on restaurant.
Ah shit.
Wow.
How do you know?
I think someone sent the wrong restaurant. I don't know.
I think someone sent the wrong restaurant.
GG's dude, GG's, man, GG's
This was a pro, when he pumped to the United States, this lake said son, he lives there
Like son, like son, would you find me yesterday?
Like son, son, son, son
I'm enjoying this one.
So yeah, for the beans, I'm like trying to find some beans. Not that.
Every day.
Every day check
This is behinds me from a fucking game
It was fine bro, really fine my shit. I was like I'm good like that shit is like a bunch of nests
2A 3.30 x 4.20
2A 3.20
Oh, you're drinking vodka.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is vodka right here.
Hey, cheers for a good day, man.
This is vodka.
Oh, big.
Big vodka shot, man.
Oh, big vodka shot, man.
What did you say?
What?
Just now.
Just now?
What did you say?
What do you mean what I said?
Big shot.
Big vodka shot, though.
Good, huh?
Is she deep?
No, just a little.
Oh, man.
I just want to get him away from me, it's kind of rude to just say shit like that, it's
The stranger
He wouldn't up here
I
There that's
There that's yeah, thank you
There that's our small if we love you so small
And that's that bro.
Yeah, you know what I thought about the other two chat, I want to tell you all.
So, Gawin will be getting a bunch of ball in the season.
So I was watching the final yesterday.
Liko vs. JJ.
I'm the final.
I think I'm going to be obviously the manager, but I think I'm going to register myself as
a player the whole season.
Every Thursday I just come and coach him, I'm coming and playing, like all the weeks,
all the eight weeks.
And I truly believe I can make a difference to take it to the final.
I truly believe.
Make us dog shit man, make me a buck.
Make us dog shit, man.
Thank you, boss.
Thank you.
That's it.
Yeah.
Make us dog shit, man.
All right, that's it.
Thank you.
I seem to lift that trophy today, awesome, I'm broke.
How's it?
Good.
I like it.
I will also allegedly be paying people under the table man to compare for my team, allegedly.
So if you want to complain, you need to complain now.
Okay, that's how I'm going to move, bro.
That's how I'm going to move, bro.
Nice, now we are going to...
Oh, it's cold.
What's up, Javons?
How are you?
I'm fine.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How are you?
I'm not checking.
14 minutes.
14 minutes.
Drive on the way, sir.
It's okay.
Are you... are you... are you playing this?
What?
No, no.
Yeah, but is it... is it out of order?
Yeah, but...
Just stand in front of them and cut a little bit.
Just stand in front of them and come to the driver's seat.
In 9 minutes they said, 8-9 minutes.
Yes, let's do it.
All right.
Okay.
No, I want to send my driver's seat.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello my lord.
I don't know what's going on, but I don't know what's going on, but my voice is coming out.
You heard it like 10 minutes later, for some reason
So if you heard this
If you heard this, they'll come to you in 10 minutes and just stand there
Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey
Bro, that was the weirdest shit I've ever experienced in my life
Is she good?
Bro, no, it wasn't even that I was like...
Bro, cause I was talking to her and she heard what I said
Five is like 30 seconds ago.
Wait, what?
Bro, that shoe is so weird. I don't know what the fuck that was, bro.
Hey, what's up with you guys?
I mean, I think so, I don't know. I hope so.
She's happy, isn't she?
Yeah.
Okay, did you totally stay there?
Yeah, but like, my like, my, my, it was like a huge delay in the, in the set.
Bro, I think it should be fine.
Okay.
I don't know what you're talking about
I don't know what happened with that shot, but I think he's eating the side of his mutt.
He's eating with his friend over there.
You need to hear everything. You can't even see my haircut bro.
Like, what are you saying?
What are you actually saying?
I
Don't say so long spa. I mean, I think they're bringing out the pretty sure they bring out means to I
Don't think that was a means. I might be bugging that might have been a means. I don't think so though
maybe
Maybe but if that's what it is then hey, it's pretty solid
This one made fruits as delicious for all.
Actually.
Six minutes, six minutes.
We started to eat right, so that's for four days, so that's basically all celebrating.
I thought that was right after Celebrity Ramadan though, that's what I thought it was.
I didn't think that was so far after.
Oh, it's just like a whole other thing.
There's two ways, okay, so what's this one? What's this one like for?
If I can ask that.
This reminds me of my sacrifice in the animals.
or that's who he said
I remember
I remember
Turkey
Turkey
Turkey
Thank you so much
Come on, let me put it down there you go
Digo Digo Digo Digo Digo Digo
I can not bro. I was the one that said I can not wait
That mammal tournament
That should might be
Might just shut down the whole fucking same
That should might be crazy like
Alright, I'm gonna keep an eye on him.
Do something he says.
Oh, I can't right now, I have to act like that.
Huh?
They want a box.
I don't know.
Oh, bro, no, that's what it is.
It's on the 6th, almost like, if it's on the 6th, everyone looks to holiday.
So look.
The 6th and the Sweden is a holiday in two weekends.
The one is working, the one is in the school.
When I was taking out graduation that day, brother, I'm not telling you every single person's life.
That shit might be y'all.
You know what it is? It's the national day.
Like, it's literally all... Wait, what do you call it?
Like, when the country celebrates like their day.
National? No.
Oh, not.
National holiday, yeah.
So, not only it's on a six, I'm coming home.
It's Holland, Sweden's birthday, pretty much, and everyone is off.
Crazy.
I'm fucking outside, man.
I'm fucking outside.
Simple, they are making without a...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There is pistachio, sugar, sugar syrup, and also extra pistachio and garlic cinnamon.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
This one, I'm going to take this for a second, Joe.
Okay, thank you.
Apple butter.
What is lifting about the regular butter?
Yeah.
Regular butter in the market, everybody says.
I think they are making...
There is apple and cinnamon.
Apple and cinnamon.
Apple and cinnamon.
We're going to ask them on the side.
Okay, wow, okay chat, so this is apple baklava, the baklava is inside and then ice cream,
it's simple, easy, like apple pies, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
It's out the tone of the Starbucks there, which they start off.
Let's try this man, let's try it, let's try it, let's try it, let's try it, let's try it, let's try it.
Okay, inside, just no scoop of ice cream or nothing.
Amazing, amazing, thank you, thank you.
The bathroom would have to be the peak with the face.
Ok.
It's like, I don't know, stretchy, you know.
Ice cream with goat cheese.
It's like cheese in a way.
Solid, solid chef.
Special D-Series is for...
... is for Batlava, one thing over the other.
That's pretty good.
It tastes like an apple pie, apple pie chat, you know what I mean?
Apple pie pastry.
This ice cream is pretty damn good.
Look at that.
Come on.
It's not coming out, I don't think it's going to be in the store
No, no
It's good
Look at that
People think I'm eating a lot but I don't
I ate one meal. That's it. Now this is probably the only shot show he's there
And this party wasn't more than like 1500 calories. So if you think about it, bro, you eat much more sitting
But that's it. You know what I'm saying?
I swear
Yeah
That's where she's ice cream this look at that look at that. It's like cheese. Let's go look at this
So, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, oh my god.
It's like cheese.
That's why you see those zigzag videos when they flip it upside down and shit, you know
what I'm talking about?
Put the back over.
I'm pretty sure it's blended up between the special sauce, the special white sauce.
I think in the back, okay.
I guess why it's so light, but I'll give you this.
Have you really think about it?
Nah, they told me that.
No, not to be awkward.
It's nothing.
That's what it was.
That's what it was.
But I always be like say you get your mind off the bed as I hang a lot
It's your mind off the edge. I don't fuck it that shit. I don't fuck with that
Yes, yes, I mean
Bum.
This is what I'll say, Chuck.
This is what I'll say.
Bro, is this restaurant in the fucking yard?
No.
This is what I'll say.
Advertiser.
I'm going to give a 10.
Nah, I'm going to give like an 8 and a half.
Let's be honest.
I'm going to give like an 8 and a half.
Where it was good, the sauce was good, some olives.
I'm gonna advertise that guy for sure.
In the main course, the lamb, the rice.
But me with the yogurt, I'm not a huge fan.
I'm gonna, I'm not a huge fan.
I'm gonna be fully transparent here.
Five.
Dead middle five.
Like, definitely like the beans.
Definitely eatable, edible.
Sorry, definitely edible.
Excuse my language there.
But, how much brownies?
It looks like the Albanian food.
I definitely think there's...
That's right, yep, 10 out of 10.
Oh, thank you, I'm gonna laugh, thank you.
I definitely think there's,
you know what I'm saying, more out there,
and a bit of bug.
But,
38, yeah, that's 38, like clock or clock clock.
dessert in these countries the baklava the ice cream is right on my alley
bro I'm gonna go I'm gonna go on 9 I'm gonna have to go on 9 bro could be a 10
but in the Turkish delight to 10 like I'm gonna go all in all all in all I'm
gonna give it I'm gonna give it a fair fair 7 fair flat 7 pinky up just your
stream boys pinky up the turkey first damn man cheers boys and girls
Oh God, hot.
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
Oh.
Hot.
Cheers boys, cheers. Cheers, man. Cheers.
Well, it's my game good, like.
I think he's... I feel bad, bro. I feel bad. I try to... I don't know.
I think he's stressed because at least he sent me, he sent, he sent, oh my god it's a long phrase, now he's just super stressed
Why is he so stressed? Like, I don't know, but like it's fine, like, it just happens
Yeah, true, true fair.
You're surprised you're not?
No, like...
I can't really do too much.
Ah, you should be stressed. Ah, I'm fierce now.
I'm fierce.
I'm not sure if you can see it.
Sign, sign.
Oh man.
That was good.
That was good, Chad.
I appreciate you for showing us around, taking us all these different spots.
I think we tried that today. I definitely liked it.
I think it was good.
I definitely think it was good.
Should we go there? Can I go there right now?
Let's go.
One second.
I think I'm going to get some check next to you.
It's okay? Just one second.
I don't think, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
I got it.
It's okay, yeah.
Let's go roof top.
Hey, what the...
I'm going to get a shot.
I'm going to get a shot.
Okay, if you want it, let's use me.
Alright, here?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm going to shoot you.
I'm going to shoot you.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Elevator, elevator.
Bro, look at yourself.
Like it looks something.
How was it?
It was good.
I
Holy like samples
Oh
Holy holy Terence
Hey, I mean, oh, okay, that's crazy. I was about to say I was about to look at all of you
But that's actually pretty that's nice. Oh, there's one more up. Oh
No, I want the best.
Okay, I don't care.
I thought you said that's a boner.
Oh, dang!
Wow, that's actually pretty.
Okay, that's crazy view.
Damn.
We need a life.
I had a life in a moment, bro.
bro I never had no live dog that's beautiful that is beautiful bro and
we got the blue moth behind us that's even crazier man man oh man oh man oh
man oh man that's nice what should we do there or there you think here's better
for the life yeah
oh wow in turkey first day down second day tomorrow I'm even dead in a child
right now bro thank you to the tour guide that took us all these places there
was a very cultural day thank you so much for today man I only say thank you
Thank you, thank you much, my chastis, thank you too my viewers, yeah they loved it, they loved it
Yeah amazing, I told them it's very cultural, you know what I'm saying, it's good to see
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come, picture it, come
Alright, it's nice, sunset going down
Zamenimaki D
my guy my guy now you my guy down there I'm gonna come down on a beach ride
oh shit
yeah of course of course thank you thank you so much dumb me down double me down
Okay, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yes. Thank you again
Chat
Love y'all bro. I'm gonna do a man. I love y'all. It's been a what the hell is that?
I don't know was in prison for a second
Yeah, that was in the Chapman W tour guide WD woman Turkey and
Yeah, W. What is this? Wait? So what's been now? It's a fourth country, right? Yeah fourth country
Germany, Greece, Albania, now in Turkey, we got one more day to March at one
more day in Turkey you know sometimes it gets from some of these countries I
think you get a tour guide but for the other ones just been my guess and I'm
gonna keep doing both mostly my mics I think they work the best I know what I
like the most tomorrow it's a fun one bro tomorrow chat I want to bring back
a full OG of the few days when I started my streams here in Turkey and I want to
bring them all together into one stream go to the place I was always I'm gonna
try to set it up only promise is eat tomorrow so you know which I'm trying
to sort everything out as much as I can but I'm should be should be should be a
fun one should be a very very very fun one it's gonna be a little later one
cuz that's how I did it back in the day I used to go live late for my American
viewers so I want to do one of those tomorrow and just um yeah kind of go
back to how was back in a day but hopefully I enjoyed this one I think it
was fun I think it was good we saw that we was in Asia was in Europe we got to
see we got a full Turkish bath we bought a go yard fake back from the bizarre
market seeing how that was we met the fans the supporters the family and they
were good man they were good it wasn't too crazy it's here it was really good
today as well got to eat Turkish food so it was good bro it was really good
shot to my my tour guide again because he took us to all of it he made the skip
We saw the blue mask with a lot of stuff today, bro.
So, WWE Turkey streaming the chat.
I can't wait for the other ones.
Tomorrow is Turkey, and then we,
I'm gonna greet you like this, two milkers,
and then we got hungry with this Champions League.
So, that last one, looking forward to WWE tour.
Yeah, boys and girls, I'm gonna see y'all tomorrow.
M3, actually, now, actually to the moon.
Actually to the moon.
Love y'all, peace.
The streamer the streamer word goes to Marlon
Easy you know it's been a long year. I just want to start by thanking God. He kept me grounded kept my faith
Shout M3 ski my community. I want to be able to talk. I want to say last name of that
There's a lot of doubters, a lot of haters always, always gonna talk, but they're not
the ones staying on the stage, so appreciate y'all man.
I will anyways
We end up right always
You know it, you better show me
That you can say it's the right place
Cause you know we're the same
There's worse things I can't do