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Hee-yo what's up dudes!
Alright chat, rare Monday stream last night.
Couldn't be here, felt like I'd make it up.
Today, only because we have so much stuff that's happening and only so little time
for this stuff to actually go down and take place.
Hello.
It is Groundhog Day.
Damn, we're just gonna repeat the same shit over and over on a Monday
Yeah, that piece of shit rabbits been wrong like 70% of the time
Hot as shit outside right now. That's where I am at. Not for everybody else. That's for sure
That piece of shit rabbits wrong every goddamn time
anyway
Good on you Phil good on you
Twitch view counter isn't working. It isn't my end. It is on my end. You're buried in snow right now. Nah
That's all a fabrication. Do you see the re-requiem trailer? I did not. Is there new gameplay footage?
Getting closer to re9 we are. We actually are. We're gonna start doing that stuff as early as this week
So yeah, I just have to catch up man
It's a short film. Oh
Who plays Leon?
And if it's not something in California, it's not real, pretty much, pretty much.
It's been 75, man.
It's crazy.
And almost snowed in Tampa, wow, wow, that's crazy.
Sympathize for all you guys.
I do.
I woke up and it was like 55 degrees out and we were freezing, like brr, brr.
Frosty set of the stuff that I was able to witness. No shit. Probably 2xKO. At the end
of that grand finals, I'll make this game is going to be fine. It's going to take a
while to get people on board because characters are a big deal. But I'm like, this game
is going to be fine, dude. It's going to be fine. Do I want to play it right now?
Not really, not in comparison to the other fighting games, but like the time I had
with it was good and this game is going to be fine. It's pretty cool to watch at a high
level, you know. So, yeah, I didn't see much else, but I had the bigger issue is that the
compacted roster size does make it very, you know, does make it very unavailable to see
a lot of variety right now, but what is the quality of the gameplay there and it's
That's fine.
The biggest concern is that they're talking about changing the whole thing all over again.
Like weirdly enough, there's been a ton of discussions even after the latest patch came
out where we're talking about like large scale game overhauls.
So yeah, that did that was on Twitter somewhere.
I can't remember what I said that a lot of where the game currently is does not
line up with their game design, like their original vision, so I don't know. I don't know.
I don't... The weird part is how broken it gets so fast. I like so many things, it feels
like each patch is there to fix, and then the next patch literally goes against it. And
it's like they were they were saying that they wanted to limit combo
length and all that kind of stuff. And now freestyle got even better. And
yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. Anyway, don't have much to say about
2x KO. I might want to watch that that that those finals just to
see what's going on. Um, to like review it again. Just to see
even with all like the same characters and stuff like that.
The balance stuff that they did was smart. It was very smart.
When are you going to play Resident Evil 6 with Niko because RE9 comes out at the end of the month?
That's going to be soon. I have to figure out because I did remind myself that I had been talking to Tiff about playing that game for a very long time.
So I have to figure out schedules and things like that. I have to see what opportunities we have to play through some of it.
And if anything, it might be better to do a Leon run with TIFF and potentially a Jake
run with Niko.
That actually might be pretty good because that's RE2 coded because it has Sherry.
But we'll see.
I have to figure it out.
It's a multi-campaign, you know.
And you're going to only play the Leon campaign.
That's what we did last time.
That is what we did last time.
What about Steve?
We're not going to play RE5 again.
We've done that before, several times.
Well, I play Neo3.
Probably today, yeah, I need to.
I've been watching all these mother-fighters playing Neo3 and I'm getting jealous and I'm like,
I want to...
I think I want to play more of this.
No, Chris, we can easily skip the Chris campaign and be completely fine, you know?
Be completely fine.
But yeah, there's other RE games that I want to play that we're going to have to start just getting through.
There is.
Everyone's saying good things about Neo3, dude.
Everyone's saying really good things.
and I'm like, this looks fun.
This looks very, very, very fun.
So yeah.
What else is there?
No Nintendo Direct yet.
If anything, there's a small possibility
that it could get announced like tonight into tomorrow
because usually Nintendo Directs are announced
within like a 48 hour period.
State of play wouldn't get announced still like the next week.
Yeah, usually state of play gets announced at the beginning of the week and then they
come out on the Thursday.
So why stream it?
No.
I don't stream Nintendo Directs of State of Plays, it's against my religion.
What are you expecting from Nintendo?
Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3 and Dustbloods.
Specifically.
And the new Marvel vs. Gapcom game.
Yeah, I think rebirths will be at the direct to if they don't I think rebirth
can be at the Nintendo Direct and then they could have remake part 3 at the
PlayStation thing about Jake I think that could legit happen
gross skipping part 2 just skipping it yeah rebirths gonna be there 99% almost
guaranteed almost guaranteed um but yeah you know rebirths will switch this
Oh, hell yeah, dude. That shit's gonna come out by like fall you're gonna be playing rebirth on the switch tube by like August or September
No kidding
Fall that's a little bit early fall. Maybe a little bit later
if there's a chance and probability of
this stuff popping up on
Switch to on launch
Then yeah, there's gonna need to be a solid five to six months of it being on that system before the next game's out
Dude, but that isn't even the most beneficial part.
The best part is that if rebirth launches on the Switch 2 at 40 bucks, that would be mad
smart.
That would be very smart if they did that.
So yeah, let's just get into it.
So I wasn't here for the live event.
Real life kicked in hard on Sunday and I was unable to stream and catch up and react
to things even though I really wanted to.
The Tekken World Tour Finals went down,
and as expected, we got a pretty substantial look
at season three.
While I have not seen the entirety of that event
or situation, or even the trailer itself,
I feel, I think I've seen the four characters
that are supposed to be in the season pass.
I think so.
Roger is definitely one of them, and so is Jim.
I mean, Bob.
I think, and I actually do not know the totality
If all of them, if there is two more,
it's like, I think that was a new one that was just passing
my way whenever I looked at Twitter.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to bring up
twitch.tv slash check-in.
I'm going to bring up the moment that Herata goes on stage
because I would like to experience that myself.
Hold on a second.
Let me bring this up.
It feels like the longer this thing goes on,
the more often it's kind of able to adjust his timing
and his rhythm.
See.
Yeah, I watched the Nobify.
better believe it. I did. Where are we at? Okay. Yeah. No spoilers. So all I got to say
is that it was very weird because I didn't get anybody adding me at during this reveal
funny enough, usually if like a big announcement happens for a game, I'll get a whole bunch
people that at me and they're like Max look look look way later I got something
but in the first half of the day I just checked my notifications to be like I
don't want to see what the actual reveal is let me just see this and no kidding
like nobody was like adding me so I was like huh I wonder how I wonder how big
this announcement was like I wonder what it I mean I know a couple of characters
that I have seen on Twitter just from the passerby.
But I'm like, it's funny.
I'm like, was it not that exciting?
I'm like wondering if that is the case or something like that.
If it didn't like pop off or something
where people aren't like flipping out.
Let me just evaluate and see what the heck went down.
So it is my honor and privilege to welcome on to this stage people were crying Michael
Murray and Horan son.
It wasn't controversial.
Let's see, yeah, and just to preface this, I think the majority of what we're seeing
is literally the Tekken 8 Apology Tour.
I just think that.
I think whatever we're about to see with this announcement and stuff like that, how things
are going to go, most of this is going to be a direct apology for Season 2, and it's
going to be administering the and fixing the issues and applying that all the
stuff that messed it up into a positive way that at least gives people hope
that's what I'm thinking I don't know how you do that with characters without
there being like a guest character because I did if there was a guest
character it would have we would have known this by now so I'm gonna shut up
this is the last time her auto represent tech and by the way literally
the go. I'm going to shout out Herata again. He was the dude that introduced Soul Calibur
6 with Okubo-san. Like just to give Herata credit chat, he was the one that even allowed
Soul Calibur to continue existing into Soul Calibur 6. I get it, it didn't have a ton
budget and stuff like that because he isn't the highest executive over there. He only manages the
Tekken team, right? Soul Calibur is directly a Bandai Namco thing, so he doesn't have that much sway,
but he was able to get some stuff done to allow that to happen. So all I got to say, you know,
as a long time Tekken fan and a lifelong Soul Calibur fan, this dude is going to be missed
So hard it's insane
One last announcement video for you guys.
Are you ready?
And just as a reference, there's no other person in this fighting game industry that was as
influential and as involved with their franchise outside of Ed Boone.
Like Ed is now the last person, like no kidding.
He's like the last one that's still on board, still connected to Mortal Kombat in
in some way. Herata has been directly attached to Tekken for an astronomical amount of time.
Sakurai? Sakurai was the late 90s chat. When did Smash come out? When did Smash come out?
As a heads up. I think, I think Herata predates Smash's release and an involvement with Tekken
by like six years? Something like that? It was like 1999, yeah.
It brings people up at the meme.
Don't ask me, holy shit!
Thank you.
Thank you everyone, and so that's it. Let's roll the trailer.
trailer. I want a Herada to get up there and like they roll out a giant like beatbox
like an entire DJ station for him. And he just like composes the trailer, you know,
Like, he just makes the trailers music.
The whole last turntable.
Murray looks tired. You would too if you had to deal with Tekken fans.
Okay.
March? Oh! Yeah. Yeah? Okay. Oh my god, it's literally the season 2 apology tour.
A fresh start? That's where Ranked Mattries said. I have to go back. They showed things
in there that were difficult to comprehend. May? Oh, it's a TWT. May? So, EVA Japan is
the first big TWT. Yeah. I had a little bit more time to rank up. That's what that means.
Just a little bit.
Bob's not from Japan.
Bro, it's just Tekken 7 DLC 2?
My god, man. So much Tekken 7 DLC is just DLC again in Tekken 8. That's crazy.
That's crazy.
She looks like a Naraka character. She just looks like a Naraka character, dude. Wow.
That is outside of the traditional design philosophy. That's for sure.
I saw dude no Bob and the kangaroo are in this shit too chill
cheeseburger, bro. You know. Here's the thing. I'm gonna let this run out. Just so I can talk about it.
That is a design, all right. That is definitely a design.
Okay. What I'm, as I understand this, I think the majority of people that are tech and competitive
players are immediately all went, ah, fuck, right? Everybody in this moment goes, shit, when they
see that Bob is coming back. Only because the history behind Bob is being a tech and character
in Tekken 6, tag in Tekken 7, respectively, is this, is this wild ass bitch is a bitch?
Like, it's these definitely, it's Tekken's Rufus.
I mean, he launched almost like a Leroy dude, like, let's be real, Tekken 6 Bob was some
war crime shit.
So the impression that he leaves on a lot of people is not necessarily super good
when he was just out-teckining the hell out of everybody by like a lot.
We got to go back and look at the Bob versus Bob Tekken before they took Tekken
away from Evo, right?
That that's how bad this shit was, chat.
That's how rough this shit was.
The Bob versus Bob Evo, which was like six Bobs or some shit.
I can't remember.
I was in the audience at the time and everyone was so checked out.
It was nuts.
After that, Tekken was gone.
Like, it didn't even come back, dude.
Like, they put something else in there.
I can't remember what.
I have to go back and check that out.
But I want to go, uh, that's where, like,
a lot of old Tekken players, pre-7,
or people that are just aware of the Tekken community,
probably aren't going to be the most freaked out
and excited over Bob coming back.
So I can see this one being a hit or miss,
depending on how long you've been integrated
into the community.
Some will like it. I think it'll be relatively popular.
Is Bob a hit or a miss? I think it's neutral.
I think Kunimitsu is a relative hit.
I think Bob is like, alright.
Alright.
2nd 5 music and it says from... Bro this is totally Marduk.
That's crazy.
This is absolutely Marduk.
And then, that Rogers, that's crazy.
Dude, another, that is a giant.
Imagine, could you even imagine Bob coming back
in the Tekken community going, oh my God.
And then they bring out the next trailer,
Australia, it's green, Australia.
And dude, the Tekken community is like, oh Jesus Christ.
got absolutely tormented and tortured by Marduk
at the end of Tekken 7.
And they're like, oh God, no.
And then I'd imagine it turning into Roger
sends a lot of them like, oh, thank God,
like, thank God us, bro.
I'd imagine a lot of the reactions are that.
I'm just gonna throw that out.
Is this a hit?
I think it kind of is.
chance for them to actually make like, like pretty legit characters because the majority
of what Roger did before copies a lot of stuff. He has like the same froze as King in some
situations. He has like a lot of duplicate things. Imagine actually turning Roger into
like a real, real character, like not just picking up on the moves of others. So I'm
curious, right? I'm curious if they're going to go ham with it. But having like
Cute animal characters is a huge part of Tekken's identity.
It's a huge part of it.
So do I think this is a good idea?
Yes.
This is probably the second best idea.
I think Roger's better than Alex.
Because Alex is just a dinosaur.
This is the second best idea they could have had.
But I still like my idea more.
They should have made a Harambe straight up, just
a gorilla, just a whole ass gorilla with boxing gloves
on and just name him Harambe. We were so close chat. We were so close. It fits Tekken 8 so
well. Is that what? They don't show before with the new stage? Okay.
God damn. Tekken 5.
Hey dude, they threw us off with the Tekken 5 music as well.
Holy shit. They really threw us off with the Tekken 5 music there.
Oh my God.
Dude, Roger isn't even a Tekken 5 character.
Like that's funny.
The only reason for them to be playing Tekken 5 music is because that's where Marduk was introduced, dude.
Oh no, Marduk is 4. I'll shut the hell up.
I shut the hell up. I'm a dumb ass fake-ass Tekken fan
Roger Junior is a fake-ass Tekken fan. Hold on a second go back
Second anniversary
Season two goes from God of Destruction to Tekken King what else is in here the ballot the season three pass happens in like a few days, okay
Okay. But the balance doesn't happen for a month. A month? Really? That's interesting.
And then we don't even get the first character until late spring and summer for Bob. Damn.
Damn. There's a blog with some additional details. Okay.
Chat.
They go right into the matches. This is pretty much it.
We cannot look at things like color, meaning anything anymore, okay?
We cannot.
a cute girl a cute ninja chick a fat-ass American dude that moves way too
quick for his weight and a kangaroo tech it is so back I could see this heading
for a lot of people does any of it do it for me probably not I don't know if I'm
gonna be checking out any of these characters maybe maybe Roger fucking I
hate the way Bob moves dude I can't stand his moveset I cannot any time I
saw this character being played it anyway whenever I went back and tried him to see how stupid
he was in Tekken 6 and stuff like that I was always like oh god the way this guy moves around
um but I can see it also hitting for a variety of reasons keep watching this is why nobody
tagged me on twitter yeah because there's like no characters for me why a winter character
I want fat Lars. Where's fat Lars a winter character in a stage that's also in the winter. So whatever this last character is
We're getting a new stage
Chad it's not Tifa it can't be I mean
That is in the same release cadence as
Clive was just to throw it out there similar release cadence to Clive
looks like it could also possibly be a,
it could possibly be a game awards reveal, could be.
But here's the reality of the situation,
which I've already come to realize.
Yeah, they say, did they say new character
or did they say, they don't say,
did they say guest character before?
Season three, new character.
New character?
Did they ever say that Clive was going to be a guest character?
I don't think they did.
Just a new character to Tekken.
Mary Zews a new character, so is Clive.
So it could be anything.
There was never any inclination that the last character in Tekken was going to be
Clive and then he showed up and it was like, what?
We were wondering when the guest character was gonna show up.
So that could be anything.
It could be a new character,
or it could be a guest.
Again, back to the reality of the situation.
I don't think it's Tifa.
Chat, you already got your Final Fantasy.
Tekken already had its chance
to get a Final Fantasy character in here.
You just need to let that shit go.
You just need to let it go.
There's a reason why it's mad copium on my end when it when it effectively boils down to the highest amount of gift subs you can possibly imagine.
There'll be like 3500 gift, there'll be like 5000 gift subs on that by this time in the winter of next year.
When we're talking about this stuff, there'll be like 5000 gift subs if it's Tifa.
The reason is it's not happening dude.
It's not, they already put, they're not turning in this into Tekken X Final Fantasy. That's not fair.
It's not fair to other guest characters that have a chance to show here and it's not fair to like other Tekken characters that what we're just going to throw.
We're just going to throw a bunch of Final Fantasy characters in this shit.
The only game to ever do that to resounding success was Smash Brothers.
So I'm not saying it's impossible to happen.
There's a reason why I'm meme-copiuming on that.
Air guys, well, it doesn't even count.
In this situation, I think it's just the most unlikely it possibly could be.
I think you all need to get off that.
It was a meme for a while, we were memanied up in Tekken 7 before Rebirth came out, we
were memanied up in Season 1 and stuff like that, hoping it was going to go that way, and
then we saw which Final Fantasy character it was, and it was Clive, and it's like fair.
That's completely fair.
So anyway.
Yeah, I don't think it is.
I'm not really believing in this, I'm just going to keep the meme going forever.
That's where I'm wrong?
I probably...
I want to be wrong, dude.
I want to be wrong.
I- I- At this point it's almost like it makes way more sense for it to be something else.
Even if it is a guest character of some kind.
I'm protecting myself, yes. I know that it's Tifa, I'm protecting myself, that's exactly what it is.
Definitely Tifa Chat, get ready.
Uhhhh...
Anything else?
Is that it?
I'm in tears, man.
I was crying.
Oh, wait.
Yo, it's okay.
It's okay.
My man is affected.
Bob!
Bob is back.
That was his character.
If you know it's okay.
Damn.
It's okay.
Bob will bring people to tears.
People were crying in the tech and audience when Bob came back like it was a Michael Jackson
concert in the 80s.
That's insane.
Okay.
That was a pop player.
These are two Bob players.
It's okay.
It's all right.
You know the guy.
That's so funny.
That's funny.
Bob brought people to tears.
People love Bob.
That's what I've been saying.
That's what I'm saying, man.
People love Bob and Bob's burgers.
They love him.
Dude, what if Bob had an in and out costume
and you can fight outside of an in and out?
Damn.
That would be brilliant.
That would be amazing.
If you can fight in the parking lot of an in and out,
Jesus, that'd be the next best thing to a waffle house,
you know?
Hold on a second.
Yeah, I want to see something.
I want to see what Kenny's and Steve's reaction was
to this, because I saw that they put up
YouTube videos. Hold on a second. I want to see what some of my friends had to say.
Hold on. Let me see what Kenny fees this funny. I'm going to check it out. I need to talk
about that. Let me just focus on the reveals for now. What do Kenny have to say?
Kenny Mitsu.
Kenny Mitsu's back.
Cool. I never really used her.
Kenny Mitsu.
Kenny Mitsu doesn't do it for any of us. Not Kenny, not Steve, not me. Doesn't do it for
any of us. I said Kenny Mitsu.
I don't think Kenny's reacting to this game very much.
Alright, now we have to wait.
Ohhhhhhhhhh!
Oh!
We got question marks.
Ooooooh! Okay, finally! They came in us more than just...
From the USA.
Oh my god, it's Bob!
Hehehehe! It's gotta be Bob, Burger? Yep!
Yes!
Bro, could you imagine how pissed I could make Kenny and Steve if I started playing Bob?
Could you even imagine, dude, they think they're pissed off with Lars now?
They think, they think Lars is the character that'll make you mad until they get hell
swept nine times in a row.
bro until he hell sweep heat dashes your ass or some shit is Bob really that
good he's pretty good I don't know the the how much he was in Tekken 7 he was
always decent in Tekken 7 but he was an actual war crime in 6 and like tag 2
He's legit crazy
So I don't know I don't know we'll see
Lucky Chloe
No, Marduk Marduk dude. Anyway, that's anybody if it said the USA and there's a burger knows it's Bob
Marduk or Lucky Chloe?
Yeah, no, he's literally a Mishima with no execution, like no shit.
That was the thing that I understood about him when I had people tell me like, what made
Bob so disgusting in Tekken 6 when we did the Tekken 6 legacy and it was like, oh my
god, this is terrible, like, oh Jesus, and he does like some of the best damage in
the game.
Jesus, dude.
Oh, no.
Yeah, I mean, my dog, my dog.
The everybody.
Everybody.
My God, everybody thought it was my.
Roger.
I'm kind of curious how the hell Roger would play it.
Would they would they also have a weird ass hurt box like the like the bears?
Season three new bro Steve is going Steve is going to be like Martin in that one episode of the
Simpsons when he is on Valentine when he's in Valentine's Day with Lisa like hold on
I'm going to pull up Steve's video.
Steve is going to be legit like though there it is, he has blue tags.
Yeah.
Hold on a second.
Hold on.
Now for my favorite part of the show.
What'd I say?
Ralph!
And is this your girlfriend, Ralph?
Yes, I love Lisa Simpson, and when I grow up I'm going to marry her.
No!
Now, you listen to me. I don't like you. I never liked you.
And the only reason I gave you that stupid Valentine's because nobody else would.
Watch this, Lace. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.
And now.
Oh, that's gonna be Steve, bro. That's totally gonna be Steve.
Oh, shit. It's totally gonna be him.
Yeah, bro, I would have.
The moment his heart rips in half is gonna be Steve.
This is gonna be... I can't wait.
I love my boy. I love him.
but he wants something so hard he wants it too hard and because he wants it too
hard it's it's like they knew it's like they knew oh my god
second seven guys what do we got where's my Marta where's my Mara look like
Marta from Japan.
Oh, could he get so
That's some desire censorship. Yeah, this is why we're getting off the Tifa stuff
You gotta get that gotta get rid of the desire sensor, dude. It's too much
You're gonna cause yourself to go insane
Wow, she looks good
She looks like a Naraka character straight up dude. She looks like the main chick from Naraka
Really so that's it we're not wow, okay, well get
This is a great trailer
But by the way, I think this is legit look at his face look at the hope in his eyes
Look at this man just so oh it's happening look at him the way that this trailer is made is so smart dude
Which is happening
Look at all this neuron activation
Steve's gonna be bummed. Get ready. I know him. He's gonna be like, Oh my God.
No, they go, Oh my God.
I can just tell I, I need Steve's an OG tech and fed. So he hates Bob, bro. He hates him.
What?
Come on, man!
I got to deal with Truny and this dude!
He looks like he's a NASCAR driver or some shit.
What is this costume?
He's got these like brands over him.
Man, come on!
Where the hell is my damn Marduk?
Wow.
Yeah, that's the curse.
the curse trying to leave his body. It's trying to get out of him. You can see the moment
What is heart rips and half?
You can't see the moment.
What is heart rips and half?
That is the most genuine disappointment.
I think you'll see this entire year chat.
That is the most, no words, not even sadness, just pure disappointment.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
I feel so bad for him.
See, the thing is, I wanted Steve to get his character so I could fight him more and learn how to fight against him.
That's what I wanted.
I want that, dude.
I want...
I wanted to get the thing that he wants.
My mouth hurts from smiling.
They are so mean dude Tekken you are so mean to my friend that it's messed up we're gonna
have to do dude Marduk that's what that's gonna have to be turned into that's gonna
be the new emote that's gonna be dude Marduk oh my god
He's just going to leave.
Wow.
Yeah, it is.
That's cool.
Nah, that's chill, man.
Look at the actual disappointment.
The actual sadness.
I don't want the character anyway.
That's the desire sensor chat.
Now he's, now Steve gets it.
Now Steve gets it.
You have to, now he understands how the desire sensor works.
Mark is like old news, you know?
Here at the end of all things, now he understands.
He's from like Tekken 5, you know, that's what I mean.
Like why would you bring Mark back
when we can get Roger Jr.
You know, the character that has standing sweep
into 700 hit combo, you know?
That's no big deal.
Oh my God.
What's wrong with wanting Marduk in Tekken 8
because he terrorized the Tekken community
at the end of Tekken 7?
Literally terrorized everybody.
Like everybody hated this character
at the end of Tekken 7, bro.
And he went unjustified.
They didn't put him in jail or anything.
They are now.
but they didn't do anything he didn't he didn't have to pay for his crimes dude
we would it was cool
he was crazy at the end of that game is practically a tech and eight character
uh... anyway
was a good fee had to say
for a second
that can't season two
Yeah, let me see what he's got.
TWT starts in May.
Oh, what a wreck.
Stepable to the wall.
Hold on.
This is what P.L. should say.
Shout out to Tone as well.
I was watching these guys throughout the nights.
Man, they sacrifice their sleep schedules
to be re-streaming this.
We hosted them once or twice.
Like an anniversary.
Season three begins.
Let's go.
March, we okay?
March, I don't know if we'll find balance.
Stepable to the left, more conventional.
What does that mean?
More focused?
Dude, are they mostly showing nerfs?
Like Asuka doesn't get her OTG pickup here.
Stepable to the left, more conventional.
That's like guaranteed, right?
Are they, huh?
Are they showing mostly nerfs here?
Institutional, what does that mean?
That means highly.
More focused?
This is different than your old stuff.
Oh, this is really good marketing, man.
A fresh, stunk, rash reset.
Whoa, Lars did something down there.
Really good marketing, man.
Bottom left.
I'm covering it.
Jesus Christ.
Lars did something.
A fresh, stunk, rash reset.
Oh, he got his weird ass wall rising move back.
Wait, wait, wait, go back.
Oh, this is really good marketing, man.
A fresh, stunk, rash reset.
Yeah.
It's his 1 plus 2.
It looks like it's a wall rising attack now.
Maybe wall rising two?
Two?
They gave Lars his old T6 1 plus 2 move.
Weird.
That wasn't even in.
It was a fill combo, right?
That's what it was used for.
It was used to do fill combo before the tail spin
or some shit, right?
Maybe wall standing 1 plus 2?
Hmm.
Interesting. They gave Lars a new move.
All right, nice. Resets.
Back to basics. Wow.
All of this, all of these words, everything the way it's said and communicated and shown is a direct apology.
Like everything about this. Will it, will it pay off? We don't know.
Just saying, but like, look at Tekken fans. Like, Tekken fans are like, oh, God.
They're literally saying this shit. Does it mean it's going to eventually amount to something really
tangible? As a reminder, Season 2 was the defensive patch. That was a lie. But there ain't no way there's
going to be a Season 2 patch again. Straight up. There ain't no way, dude. So the only way this
can go is a positive direction, right? You have to understand that there was such an
astronomical disaster that there is no way that this is good. They're going to allow that to
happen again. So in my opinion it's only going to be in a relatively like closer direction to
maybe what they were initially talking about where things were actually looking pretty good
at the end of season one. I could see that but they still got to expand the game you know.
I don't think it's going to they're not removing heat dude. They are they're unable to remove
some of the core mechanics, but just speaking personally before I see Fee's reaction to the
characters, you know it's one thing that I want to see actively changed about the game.
I want to see shorter combos straight up. I think we can go back. They added multiple aerial tail
spin shit to season two. They changed the way combos worked completely. So you can go back
on that man. Like it's possible. You can dial it back a little bit and then bring down the health
value again. The health values were also boosted in season two because everyone was just doing
insane combos now. Like corner carry should be a valuable thing. Not having everything corner
carry sucks. Like I think that genuinely sucks. So if there's one thing I want to see change
and I have the combo character dude, I want to get back to neutral my dude. I want to get
to get back to wakeups. Like I'm spending two goddamn long in some crazy situation where
I have no agency, like literally zero agency and I'm just watching shit happen longer than
any second game in human history. And I guess what? I think the audience is bored by it
too. It also has made combos like by making combos too long and too like homogenized across
the roster. It's kind of made the game a bit less fun to watch. To be real, I'll
be honest long combos aren't impressive anymore defense is impressive in Tekken
TWG starts a name?
I'm watching him do this
yeah high level doesn't even have long combos mostly supposed to just neutral and poking
actual highest level of the game you're not wrong but where is like 99.999% of people playing this
game you just get stuck into a 20 second combo dude by every character. So you cannot balance
a game for just the highest level that doesn't work. If you do that you're gonna get only
high level people that give a shit about it.
Okay, so same as usual.
Okay, so similar schedule. Evo Japan to Tiger Africa. But back to basics. What a, what
What a statement that they have worked with me back to basics, more deliberate, more conventional.
Oh my god.
You know what, I wonder if they do, I wonder if they make poking better.
I wonder if, you know how like, I have to go back and check to see if this is actually
the way it is, even with the time I have.
Lows take permadamage, right?
unrecoverable lows. Do, do pokes in general? Do pokes take permanent health reduction?
Yeah Nina's too good at it. Granted we have some characters that are way too good at poking,
like the best they've ever been. Do single hits without continuation take
permanent damage currently in Tekken 8? Pokes are all real health. Okay so they're already
doing that shit. They've already leaned into that. I'm like does it mean that they lean
into poking, they honestly already did. Most pokes don't even have gray life, so they've
pretty much made pokes as good as they possibly can be.
I hate this. It's gonna be more like... It's Kunimitsu! It's Kunimitsu. From Japan!
Yeah, Kuni would stab stab you and walk backwards of course she'd like stab stab and KVD you on infinite Azure
Okay
Yeah, this is just it feels like everything's just an apology letter to
It's a check in fans that felt the trade
You know the only thing that the only thing that is missing is a banger guest character and I get it tech and fans
Will not want that directly but tech and fans are happy when people are actually playing their game
They they really bitch the most when people are not playing their game
They need a banger guest character dude. Whoever that is in the end it needs to be needs it just needs to be a hit
Would actually be mad cool that means out via six is coming. Maybe it's a Kira
So, it could be Chad and that would be cool, but I don't think that's a banger guest character
not yet because virtual fighters not out yet.
Virtual fighter hasn't proved itself to be good yet to be completely honest and in
all in an actual fair reality, virtual fighter six could go through such a massive shake-up
in its gameplay style because it hasn't had an opportunity to change that much over
the past 20 years that maybe the new virtual fighter does suck.
I'm not saying it does.
I'm saying we don't know that.
A hero would not be a slam dunk yet.
That would not be like a guarantee.
Everybody's on board, let's effin' go,
like type of character.
Not yet, not yet.
Not there yet.
Rock Howard, Rock Howard makes nobody excited
for, it makes zero people excited
except 40 year old dads and me.
Would I be happy?
I'm thrilled.
I'm through the moon that they had Rock Howard.
But that is not a banger character.
It's not.
It just isn't.
Oh, no.
Oh, they're doing it.
Are they doing it?
Are they pre-announcing the characters?
I was saying this is what they could do.
This is what they're doing.
No.
Oh, my god.
It's not a guess that's completely new.
They don't say that specifically.
The way they market the last character
in this is the exact same way they market a Clive
as a new character.
USA? Is he Bob? Bob? Bob? They put Bob back in the hole!
Way! I can see Tone being a... here's the thing. I think Tone said he got a
Detekken in seven. So his reaction is relatively normal.
And anybody else that got a Detekken before that is like, what the...
I want to see what, like, MYK and RIP, like, I want to see if they recorded their reactions
and see what they have to say. I'm curious.
I would argue, I'm like, I'm curious what Ares has to say, but I don't even know if he watched
any of this shit. I think he's so checked out.
Tag 2 footage! Oh my god! They pre-announced the second character? Yo, the third color
is green, guys. The third color is green. I'm about to be really upset.
The third color is green. I'm about to be really upset.
Dude, these are the dudes that were in Detekken 7, this character tormented these guys, man.
Nearly unreactable tackle into like massive damage.
We have our, I'm about to be really upset.
Arnold!
From Australia.
I knew it, I knew it!
Oh my God!
Wow!
Damn, I hate this game!
No!
They knew it, dude. Bandai Namco, I give you credit. I feel bad for Steve, but I give you credit.
You took these guys on a roller coaster. Holy shit, dude. These dudes, I mean...
I was like, I want my boy to get his character because I didn't play that much 7, respectively.
But you took these poor dudes on a roller coaster with this shit.
I know exactly what I'm switching
they're so relieved what there's so
relieved oh my god see the stage I want
to see how people in the audience react
everyone's probably like oh no my god
Roger comes up. Oh my God!
I'm mixed!
We got mixed!
Paratus, sweet of the crowd reaction I got to see. Shout out to Fee.
I'm sure he has some very good videos on this chat.
Let me go ahead and link his channel.
Probably some great videos breaking down all this stuff.
He's my Tekken 8 coach.
coach. He's the guy that got me to understand, like, Tekken 8 a bit more.
So, here we go. Go ahead and give him a sub on YouTube. I've always been a fan of his because
he also played my character in Tekken 7. He played Noctis. So it was like, yeah,
been following this dude and how he plays for a very long time.
Go give him a subscription. Where's this Herata tweet? I'm gathering the reactions now,
did I want to say? None of these are like astronomical reactions, but I feel like there
is some healing here, you know? I feel like we're at a point where there is a little bit of healing
as a result of this. It hasn't come to fruition yet. It's mostly like, it's like a doctor coming
up to you and being like, listen, we have the cure for your debilitating illness. We just,
It shows up in mid-March.
So everyone's like, uh, uh, mid-March?
Everyone's kind of just like actively waiting.
Be like a Herodist tweet.
I don't have a Herodist bar.
There it is.
This is Bob.
We'll jump out of here and lose again.
the energy just we're going to watch all of the energy get absolutely deflated out of this room
like the like it is a helium filled balloon get ready bro it's green
people put their hands on their head oh like sliver's a gunshot oh my god dude
There's so much commotion.
Oh, bad, dude.
What does the green mean?
It's the color of Marduk.
It's like the color of his shirt and pants and shit.
They do.
I think Steve, like, here's the thing.
thing. I want Steve to legit get his character. I want him to get Marduk, but the fact that
he's like one of the only ones that will legit scream to the heavens in anticipation and excitement
that this is his moment, it does not line up with the rest of the community, unfortunately.
It's just the celebration of it just not being Marduk is like a massive event. It's
not barric let's go
oh man what a funny reveal
what a funny reveal dude
that shit is funny bro
jesus man
uh callous here thanks for the prime
yawn uh yawn me thank you for the 10
I'm really glad I have you, but having multiple mental breakdowns today kind of helps me.
Yo, thanks, man. Thanks for being here.
That, that, that a tosi.
Maybe we'll scroll down.
I'll say thanks for the five as well.
So not a lot to ask her barata for your money back anymore.
Nope. It's Bandai Namco corporate.
That's all you got to ask.
Be unique corporate.
It was part of that bad how you need me to go back and replay the things that I was saying
over the past like 30 40 minutes do you need me to go back and re-explain how much this
character was effectively a like like a Jason the Jason fucking Voorhees of the finality
of Tekken every single person and as somebody that didn't participate that much in it
But every single time I watch people and wanted to get better anytime Marduk showed up on the screen
It was like suddenly the player had a knife in their back and they're like oh god dude
What the fuck like Marduk was the character that was just an absolute
He's at the end of Tekken right the absolute end of the game
So he's practically a Tekken 8 character in Tekken 7 and he's just insane like
50-50 grabs that do a shit ton of damage like all over the place like he's
He's he's a fucking nightmare. Some of the most damage in the entire game like he is fucking crazy, dude
PDX has a video where explains what why why Tekken 7 players hate Marduk. Yeah, just look it up
Just look up Tekken 7 Marduk and in complaint on on YouTube. You'll get plenty of shit
That was the end of that season and how
Brutal that shit was it was it was a lot everybody complained about it every content creator complained about it
anyway
He came in during season two. Wait a minute. What? It wasn't season three
Was he not
Was season two he was alongside armor king
Yeah, you're right
You're right. That's crazy that Tekken 7 only had three total seasons
That's crazy. I didn't realize dude
Hold up, let me see if rip has something I want to see
We have a video of it.
Kuni and Lydia were the last. Were they technically the fourth season? Everyone's so focused on
Gis and Akuma. Yeah, they're focused on fireball guests. Marduk flew under the radar. Yeah, not
until the end. Not until the end. So anyway, most people will be fine with Marduk, but people
that played like a lot of Tekken 7 will hate that bitch and not and not one of
there they're terrified of him getting a Tekken 8 version of that character
because he already was Tekken 8-ed in Tekken 7.
I think I found it.
Nice Twitter.
Very nice.
It's hard to have a video player that works.
you can install real player wait oh yeah oh yeah character to did it to I told
You please lay Julia from the USA
I think I've ever seen that.
Oh fuck.
Oh Jesus dude.
Yeah, was it RIP in those finals that you didn't- is that what he talks about?
Wait.
Hold on.
Yeah, I got 3rd in Evo 2011 with the infamous Bob Bob Grand Finals.
I was there in the audience.
That shit sucked dude.
That shit was abysmal.
It was bad.
Oh fuck. I think his rip has been personally affected by this.
Oh man. That shit's funny dude.
I want to look this up. Hold up. I want to look this up.
Hold up. Personally victimized.
back in the EVO 2011 oh man this is back when shit was like dude
what's he gonna do what's gonna work that's right it was filthy doing the
commentary with like Mark man I don't know it's tough
Boar's just been controlling the match so well.
Okay, looks like he is going back to Bob.
I guess he does hear me.
Yes, he does hear me.
See, again, you know, perfect example of...
0-1, Boar's favorite.
And this wasn't the most of the malady of this chat.
This was like, I swear to God,
every other match is just Bob versus Bob.
Like, there was something about it.
Yeah, he does have the advice of, you know...
Like, you saw so much of this God damn character
in these finals, it was insane.
We're going to Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob. All right. Um
This goes over so bad that Tekken doesn't even come back next year. Here we go
Looks like we have a rematch mirror match Bob versus Bob
This is before fighting games got patches chat. I'm not even shitting you
Tekken 6 is a game that came out before fighting games even had a patch culture
Because Tekken 6 already and it's in its console release was the patched version of Tekken 6
really better.
Get that stuff out of here.
Okay, alright, it looks like Babby's really controlling the-
Why do people need Bob?
So again, RIP was victimized because this character stole his opportunity to make it to Grand Finals in Tekken at Evo.
He has a good reason.
I got explained in the Tekken 6 legacy how stupid this guy is in this game.
I was like, yeesh.
We're going crazy.
This is it.
And he was like a new character to 2-2-6.
First chop.
Here we go, baby.
Yeah, he's pretty much a Mishima with no downsides.
A Mishima with no execution.
That is really changing his playstyle up right now.
He's getting in his face.
He's not staying in the range out of the down one range now.
Yeah, one, of course, is stepable.
But it's very risky with Bob's other tools.
He does have a large hitbox.
I probably won't hit him.
Yeah, and you know what's crazy about it?
Bob's all over the place.
Lars was also mad screwed up in this game, he was stupid good.
Wow, it almost hit a counter hit down for a two. Luckily he didn't press a button.
So, as we can see, that YPC play is so boring. As we can see, this is pretty much what we watched
for approximately three and a half hours it felt like. Sitting there in the audience just waiting
for Christ's sake, can we get to like ultimate marble three or something? Oh my god, dude. So
it was like that for a very long period of time does main man have a video on bob hold on a second
final round bob tech and sex but main man did a bunch of videos on yeah
probably that character shouldn't have a health sweep that can actually mean he juggled and
Has the potential for a wall combo and there you saw his wall combo as well
All of those hits are guaranteed and it's how much damage was this bro
The thing is yeah combos were shorter in Tekken 6 but
They also just did like 80% your life
The largest teching character of all times in terms of his move list
I don't mean his girth or the underwear we can see there or where's that his shirt?
It's probably everyone but with Kazia you need something and this also meant that he actually launched from far away minus 15
Also something we don't associate with Bob
Well then Tekken 7 remedied that because characters shouldn't have identity, right?
of a game in the upward four low damage launch but here a down for two launches on normal head with
insane reach. You remember launch Leroy season three of Tekken 7 a final boss character that can do
everything your character can do but twice as good and he's like a montage of like every character
in the game. He does everything in the game better than everyone else. Bob was the first character
to introduce this to Tekken. He would get toned down a little bit for Tekken 6BR, but he would still
be kind of OP in that game. The thing I'm gonna say is that he's a mix-up, he has a Hellsweep!
He has a Hellsweep that can convert, dude! Of course he's a mix-up character,
he's like a legit mix-up character. That he was a hybrid Mishima. People jokingly said that he was,
the fat Mishima was the best Mishima, but it wasn't even a joke. Like he had the best
Mishima moves that and of course the fat dash. He has a wave dash. He has a health sweep. This is
his electric. This is his twin piston. He can also crouch cancel into this. That's a minus
fall on rock twin piston. Basically played like a Mishima, but at the same time had insane poking
as well because why not? Best Mishima. Yeah, for some reason since he was like, I'm not
not making a joke but since he was wide his his pokes went mad far like ridiculously far like almost
like he was the like an ogre or a friggin true ogre or some shit. And then look at that job range
one one one one two. He lunged forward during everything. Two one this is a high mid check
down one two this is a safe mid mid check four two three this is a a 12 frame punish that's
Sort of almost rivals like lilies and then he had a lot of evasion even though. He's so fat
He's basically eaten five link shall use that's how he got to this size
But he's more evasive than shall you does that make sense to anyone? It doesn't make any sense to me
But that's that's Bob. I just want to yet again like stress the strength of his poking
Again, he's a big guy. He's got long limbs
The weirdest thing is that Bob and Rufus happened like right at the same time.
You literally had fat ass Americans that loved cheeseburgers and they became hyper fast characters in both Street Fighter and Tekken.
Down for one, what a follow up, which is a natural string. It is minus 10 bow but still.
Both were stupid top tier when they came out.
2-1 is such a crucial check for a strong poking character, a high into a mid, and safe.
It's not a whole lot the opponent can do about this.
And then back to 2, with a follow-up.
This is all very delayable, so this is a mid-high check, back to 2.
But if your opponent doesn't do anything about it, I can add this, and I can also
add a-
Yeah, Rufus was offensive.
Street Fighter has always been a stereotype game.
It's just like the nature of it.
It's built into its identity.
But like, Rufus was offensive.
Like, they tried to make the most disgusting-looking
fat American they possibly could imagine.
His behavior, like, every aspect of it is like,
oh, this is deliberate.
This is how the developers see Americans.
They were right.
It's a very obnoxious string to deal with.
And again, down one, mid, mid.
Mid, mid, super plus, and safe on block.
So this is just some of the obscene poking he has,
and Damak free, is a very strong low poke.
With plus.
That goes so far.
And then he also has shenanigans like this, you know.
Because why not?
Poke into low, poke into low, into mid.
And here is very fast.
They argue that good fighting games
lead on heavy stereotypes.
Does Tekken, though?
Like, does Tekken really lean into, like,
I don't think Tekken does as much to be real.
I think Virtual Fighter did.
Virtual Fighter definitely leaned into a lot of, like,
really hard stereotypes to it,
but Tekken always, like, reinvented its roster constantly.
Like, I don't know.
Like, I don't know if Tekken did,
you have to look at what was happening
to Street Fighter at the time.
And to be completely honest,
Street Fighter also flipped that on its head because the Street Fighter 3 series did not
lean on stereotypes, dude.
Now every character is mad fucking weird.
Like every single character is hella weird, dude.
Yeah, before Tekken 5 it kind of did to a certain degree.
Jab into low.
So again, any poking character needs this right.
So it sells at poking.
And then we're going to go to the Mishima aspect of a character, the Fat Dash, into
a demon paul but it's of course safe on block and knocks down into a super they
respected so much that they literally gave paul the karen haircut which is like
the ultimate american thing you know he's like a crazy biker guy with a karen
haircut he literally has the bolt the best of both sides
page is okie position they backflip onto their belly and here it's just
disgusting okie. So there's nothing he can do there. I waive o demon paul and then I take
a mix up on him as he's trying to get back to his feet. I do have an electric in CD1
that launches on normal hit. That isn't even a counter hit launcher. What?
I'll just show the damage again, Ducky.
Maybe that, and I'm allowed to bound here.
I mean, it really, really hurts a lot.
If I want to wave dash and launch, you would have to...
And T7 is counter hit only.
That makes sense.
Which, uh, cause you can't win Pestum, but it's like minus 13, so most characters
can't do a whole lot about it and launches a normal hit you can also do if you don't want
a risk getting twin piston by his crotch cancels like wavoo wavoo is the traditional input right
what are the chances that that becomes even easier to do in Tekken 8
what's the chances that they make that even easier
probably they probably will see for example can wave dash into see that
this will automatically on hit if you're forward again lucky I only press CD free
and automatically on hit he will add that Roger's also a wave dash character I
just you see historically I've seen so little of Roger like played that I'm
kind of curious how he's going to play because he he kind of is like Roger's
not Mokujin but he's he takes a little bit from like a lot the same way that
Alex does but they take they take pieces I mean he has some unique moves like the the
tail sweep and all that kind of shit right and like the flip-overs and stuff um yeah it's
kind of like ogre yeah like we're a lot of like the boss characters and the animal characters
take things from other characters of the game um but I'm curious how that playstyle will translate
I'm very curious Edge it's decent enough all travel and if you block it now and punish me Ducky
It's minus 11, so Kaozii come back 1-2, but most characters will get a jab string here, so that's a very strong option.
And then of course we have the Hell Sweep, which is very, very interesting in this game.
For Tekken 6 BR, he has a 2 hit Hell Sweep. He does the sweep and then he punches with both of his palms.
He does a Frost, and it does good damage, knocks down into Okie, but in this game there's no follow-up.
He just does like this
But here actually you can crouch cancel
And get this string on it wasn't intentional. Yeah, the micro crouch cancel
That's that's that's the kind of shit that they would have patched out of the game if there was patchability to Tekken 6
But people found that you can crouch cancel and get to the pickup quicker
So he just became god tier
true 50 50s everywhere see the hell shape also does not stagger on block it is
still launch punishable but doesn't stagger so this means you have to do a
reasonably quick punish so cause you can do demon godfist here I believe you
can't delay hop kick it for example so it just means you have to be raised or
sharp with your punish I do want to show the damage of a health sweep if we
I can get the wall, Bucky.
So all of-
Bro, the wall just doesn't fucking scale.
Like, in these old games, the wall just has no scaling.
That is guaranteed.
And there you saw what you can do with the Hellsweep.
If you get some wall splat,
probably Batcacters shouldn't have a Hellsweep, but can I-
This game was delayed based online, mind you.
Oh, I know.
I was there the week it came out
and then quickly dropped this shit
like it was a bad habit, I wasted my money on this game.
A meanie Joggle?
Because it played so bad online, I couldn't believe it.
I could not believe it.
The Netcode was an actual trash fire.
And to be completely honest, we're
going to get into a conversation of people
complaining about Tekken 8 Netcode, which
had some of the Netplay developers talking about it
recently on Twitter, to address the challenges that
is a 3D game with rollback Netcode.
People are literally bitching about the Netcode
in Tekken 8 right now and I'm like, you guys have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
Like this shit is so good in comparison to how bad it can be. You have no clue. Like Tekken
8 is the first truly playable online Tekken game ever. Ever. Like it actually has some
of the better netcode of any fighting game out there right now. It's insane. You are
grateful bastards.
potential for a wall combo and there you saw his wall combo as well all of those
hits are guaranteed and it's just gigantic fucking damage so again oh god
I'm so sorry that came in simple I should just keep this in the video I
think it's a magic 4 bush very basic combo but still very good damage that's
safe on block he also has follow-ups to throw off the opponent you can do
for free. It can also do for free into a fast flight.
Tekken 7 was good, but 8 has got like a mercenaries attack too. Tekken 7's net code only got better
way past its halfway point. Like as an understanding, its net code in the first couple years was dog
shit. It was bad dude. It would get a little bit better later and it went through dramatic
changes after season two-ish. So more than halfway through the game's life cycle. They
dramatically changed the way the net code worked. The game also had kind of like fake rollback
where it said it had rollback, but it also like kind of didn't. It didn't have any of
the benefits of rollback net code until near the final season, they actually bring in
Areka, which are the guys at the Street Fighter EX Games with rollback net code. They
bring those guys in and they help them out their net play and yes those are the
same guys that would go on past Tekken 7 to help out with that shit and they
they're the ones that made Tekken 8's net code and it's good actually legit good
now like this there's many ways of throwing off your opponent but does have
a magic for all on a second what's the last thing I wanted to check out oh
MardukCDX. No, you don't want Marduk in Tekken 8?
Tekken 8 has brought so many people to Tekken franchise and we are genuinely happy to have you.
But I've gotten a concerning set of questions lately.
If Marduk is added, will you make guides for him? Why do people not like Marduk anyways?
And I cannot let past atrocities go forgotten.
They say history is doomed to repeat itself if you don't teach it or something like that.
Or some shit.
And I need to educate the new Tekken players about what Marduk was in Tekken 7.
This is not a character that you just put likely.
It's not something you go just like, oh, you know, there are people who like playing him.
You have to understand what this character could do.
And to start, I want to show you a clip from that blasted Salami.
They make fantastic, fantastic- Salami's videos are great.
...Tekken content, very well produced.
This is a quick breakdown of Marduk's tackle.
You guys hate casino gameplay.
You guys hate rock paper scissors.
You know what?
Look at this.
I think based on the way they made that video and how they knew that people were
going to react to the pull of like baiting you that it's going to be Marduk
does does line up with the fact that they understand that the audience does
not want this you know what I mean it does line up with oh we know that
people are gonna be really upset if we add this character in totality not
everybody, but they're aware that if we add Marduk, people are going to be pissed.
So it's actually not Marduk, here's a kangaroo, you know?
So why do it?
That's exactly what I'm saying.
I think now that the marketing and the efforts of the game developers knowing that and sort
of pulling a rug pull on Marduk and having it be a kangaroo instead does not leave
me a lot of confidence that he's going to be added later.
I don't know.
It does, I don't know if,
I don't know if Marduk shows up in the game any time soon
or if he does maybe way later.
If just based on that awareness,
it's like you want to make DLC,
you want to make DLC characters to make people happy, right?
In totality and then I don't know.
Miguel has a lot of requested DLC.
I mean, I'll just throw it out there.
There's a lot of people wanting Miguel to be back.
He'd be rebalanced, so it can be wrong.
He would be.
But I don't see him happening any time soon because of it.
Second video.
Second tips.
Modux tackle can be very oppressive.
So here's some information that might help you.
He tackles you, and then you have to guess.
He escaped the initial attack.
Yeah, this move is bullshit.
We both punches together.
Right?
I had to fight against Steven Tekken.
Don't take a throw.
I had to fight against Steven Tekken 7.
The tackle is really hard to react to, number one.
And then after he gets the tackle,
I think it's just a one-third guess.
And the thing does a shit ton of damage, like a ridiculous amount of damage.
And if he guesses, if he guesses one of the three and you just have to guess,
you don't know, there's no visual indicator after you, uh, after you break it.
Like you just have no clue.
You have to press and hold a button to escape his left.
He has a rocket for scissors option.
Yeah, it is RPS.
It's not 50 50.
Plus four follow ups.
You can escape them by either pressing and holding both punches or simply doing
nothing right so he has the rock paper scissors is he punches with his left arm
you have to press and hold a button right can't react to that right he
punches with this right arm or he punches with both arms okay you can
escape them by either pressing and holding both punches or simply doing
nothing so if you are the one to arm break and he does both arms it goes
through your break so it's rock paper scissors and although difficult it's
possible to escape Marduk's options on reaction so make sure to practice
That's partially true. You can react because the punches are faster than the double arm punch
However, what he doesn't talk about in this video is Marta can fake the tackle punch
He can start doing the left punch and then fake and do the right punch
So it becomes a true rock. There's guests even if you have trained reactions. Okay. He has a he has a faint as well
Maybe you maybe this didn't really clarify why this is so nasty. What I have for you is a compilation video
now remember the tackle break is one plus two right this is actually really old
video this is three years ago back in Tekken 7 we had played a east coast versus
west coast event really old players are complaining that the conditions of the
tournament heavily favored the west coast so the rant that's the context
of the rant that they're giving to accompany their rant I am showing
gameplay with the hand cam zoomed in so I'm gonna move my face cam here so
It's not in the way I'm showing footage with my hand cams zoomed in so you can see that I see Marduk's tackle
I input the one plus two break on reaction and I'm still unable to break the tackle
It's a very tight window even up close. Okay, so here is the
Do you see that you see I was matching that I'll play it one more time and then I'll let it run
Alright look at this look at my look at my hand mashing one plus two
You see that keep watching that's just one throw
How to hit launching mid
you kill with the accidental heal me jutsu get knocked out throw into launching
throw on the ground mind you and he has some of the best damage in the game
to the stream of the stream.
They're coming all the way back.
This game is racist.
PEEEW!
We got, you know...
I'm the hot kick, bro.
Max one down four, hitting Avery.
Avery, this is one pixel.
One pixel.
Comes back from that.
He does a shit ton of damage too.
I'm fighting this dude, Avery.
The most obese lag spike you've ever seen in your life
just jumps up and bites me, dude.
Ruin my day.
Ruin my whole day.
Do you know what that does to somebody mentally?
How am I supposed to recover from this, man?
It's unbelievable.
I sound like such a snotty dude.
All right, you see the punches he did?
That's what that blasted salami was talking about.
Those punches, that's the threat of the tackle.
He punches you, and look at my HP, right?
Now I have to guess for my life.
I can react to that, but he can fake the other hand.
And if I hold my break, he can do both hands.
And in this tournament, I fought, I believe, two to three Marduk's, okay?
So you might be thinking, Fedex, what a skill issue.
Sure, you put up your hand cam and you may have doctored the footage so that the throw
bake looks earlier than it was.
Okay, let me show you an example of a match where I successfully broke many throws, right?
Marduk has nothing if you can't throw you.
Let's put that to the test, all right?
This is a set I had in the ICFC finals, first to three set against Joey Fury, okay?
And my throw breaks were crisp.
And you should understand before I play the rest of this clip that the throw break at
tip range is a two frame break window.
That's insane.
Okay, I don't launch punish that low, that's my fault.
Little wish punish, it could have been better.
range tackle just frame break this is tournament point by the way or match
point yep little bit punished again could have been bigger could have
with punished that riff says the magic line I break a tip range tackle again
that's two frame breaks so Marta can't tackle me it looks like I'm gonna win
right it looks like everything's totally fine just play patient and okay
Okay, well it's not over yet, I can hop, okay.
Uh-oh.
Oh my god!
So the critical among you may have thought, like, you know, well, FDX, this isn't a really good clip,
because you missed a bunch of key whiff punishes where you really could have killed him, right?
Like, not even mentioning the start here, where, you know, you didn't whiff punish him.
So of course, like, you shouldn't have won this, right?
like right here not here this is this route like there's a whiff punch you did
a jab punish you could have gotten way more right that's a valid criticism and
that happens about two to three more times even though I'm breaking all these
throws had I gotten the proper punishment on his whiffs I would have
ended the game right here a whiff punish is lethal there's my whiff punish
opportunity here a whiff punish lethal there's another opportunity so fair
fair I could have played it better so what if I just didn't panic right
Clearly I lose at the end here because I start panicking. I'm like, oh my god
He's tackling me it really starts once he lands that tackle, right?
Once he lands this tackle my mental goes boom
He just ran out of
So clearly the point of like, you know, don't do the hot kick there break the throw yada yada
So clearly the adjustment is what if you just chill out just chill out play the situation a little more calmly
it won't be as bad. Alright, here we are again at another match point situation
against Joey Fury on the same stage. In second time you can pick the stage. Okay,
I got counter hit by a low. I'm at half HP. I got poked by another low. I'm like,
this is ridiculous, but if I just chill out he can't do a lot to me, right?
Poke, poke, poke. Random launcher, I'm dead. That was a 10 second round.
It's not just the tackle look at how fast they actually die here counter hit low by the way. That's minus 12
You can't even launch that
Okay, okay, so I got a chill out, but I can't let him poke me for free
The ground really really clean like what if I have a really good round here, and then I just play low risk
Okay, a little big launcher a big tech in works now and then not this it's
It's a fuck. I mean, if he had a throw that was insane, sure.
But no, no, the fact that like, Marduk had everything.
Fock just Fock is very linear with mega powerful lows.
Focker rum is the walking 50 50, you know,
doesn't need to get into stance, isn't it?
Oh, shit. Focker rum, just 50 50s years after your ass from close to mid
range. So, but he's linear, you know,
and most of his lows are like big punishes.
He does hit you a lot for getting it low.
I miss one tackle break, no big deal.
I learned to save.
He literally has like minus 15 lows.
I get punched at a lot of HP by the way.
It's so risky to block low against him, but I mean, he pretty much lives or dies by it.
It's fair.
It lines up with Tekken 8.
If they gave him like the most insane like close range as well, then it would
be nuts.
But he's like, as I understand it, how you have to play Fox, get to play close
to him and he gets a lot easier.
Okay, get up, little jabs, yeah.
There we go, counter hit.
Look at this, I do a max damage combo.
Unfortunately, I leave him with one pixel, let me just go for a low-risk mixup.
Okay, low parry.
Okay, low parry was so good in second seven.
Rage drive tackle.
Oh my God, let's go, final.
Okay, so, you know, he has a fast time to kill, right?
But that was specific, you know, I got low parry, maybe that's Tekken 7 specific.
What if we're in Tekken 8?
You know, Tekken 8 has brought like stage hazards, no low parry damage, right?
What if it's not off a low parry?
What if this happens?
Okay, counter hit down back to launch.
Also look at this by the way.
Ghostane broke the tackle, did a while standing 4 right away and Marduk is automatically
out of range.
Even if you break the tackle you can't play the game because if you try and swing
Then his favorite after you
Oh my god, counter it
We'll get whiff punished
Even the throw break is in his favor to do it
I see, that's messed up
But stay still chillin, power crush for your original technique
You get no rewards for throw breaking
Uh oh, counter hit launching low, broke the floor, look at that HP
But he gets a combo because he broke the floor
Sidewall, surely the combo drops right?
No, Mata can grab you
Oh my god
Is this why Steve likes him?
I mean I think so and that's to be something.
It ended up being his main character in Tekken 7.
Okay, look at this Joey theory
American pro for multiple Tekken's one of the most intellectual kind patient polite players. I've ever had the pleasure of meeting
Truly an idol to me in many ways. I've gotten coaching from him
We've been competitors for a long time disregard the fact that he robbed me 10 million times earlier
I have a lot of respect for Joey, but Marduk is like the one ring
And Lord of the Rings if you're really young and don't know what that is
The more you hold on to it, you start behaving erratically, you start getting a little evil.
Listen to the Joey Fury perspective of what he's doing.
You think, like, Joey's very analytical and tactical.
You might think he's beating someone up.
He's like, yeah, I planned this.
I had a good punish here.
No, listen to him. Listen to him.
He's got some calm music.
He's focused.
What's fucking go, boys?
That's a GG. That's a champion ship delayed hop kick right there now look at what he did
He did a homing safe counter hit launching mid
Followed by another homing safe counter hit launching mid
To delay hop kick and look at the HP. This is one
Launcher was fucking go boy. He's proud of that
Maybe he's not always like maybe it was a hard turn of me at a rough day, right? Here's another situation. Oh
A random down for one, okay
Wait rage drive tackled
I got outplayed so fucking bad in game two
What a fucking game what a character
was what he's doing.
Character was evil.
Yeah, Tekken 7 has some interesting shit in it, you know, from Bob to Marduk.
Bob got toned down and changed a whole bunch as time went on.
But there's a reason why the majority of the community that had to play this game like nonstop for so many years,
they hate Marduk.
They hate him.
They can't.
They literally cannot stand this character man and that's why there's like a bit of a celebration
that they got a kangaroo instead. That's what happened. Let me check this one trailer out. Hold on a second.
What's with this Resident Evil Requiem trailer? Short film? Short flim? Did a live action thing?
It wasn't always like this.
I used to think we were lucky.
I thought we had it all.
A simple house.
Good life.
Sunday mornings.
Dance-offs.
Oh, this is gonna be hella sad.
Jesus.
Oh no, this is gonna be really sad.
Oh god, this is gonna be so fucked up.
Then it started. First the sirens. Then the emergency broadcast.
Oh god, it's gonna be so sad.
I hate it!
I hate it.
And then, silence.
And I learned something I never wanted to know.
How fast everything you love can go away.
We have ran.
We fought.
We hid.
And still, they came.
We hid and still, they came.
Damn.
Is that an old prelude or a cynic?
They died.
They didn't live.
You always think that you have more time until you don't.
Shhh!
This trailer sucks!
Tell them I tried.
Tell them I was still me.
Right up until the end.
Okay.
I tried
Trailer sucks
What the hell's talking?
I hate it.
I don't like it.
I regret watching it and I don't like it.
I hate it.
So I'm like, yeah, because it's like way after the umbrella team, like after the bomb
goes off?
Like I guess that's where the story is going because there's not much.
not much that happens story-wise in post nuclear apocalypse resident evil 2 you
know like it I mean I get it it's post-re6 but even in re6 you don't go back to
raccoon city right you're not back in raccoon city never have to deal with
that shit. So, I mean, it just shows that zombies survived the bomb. Yeah, I think that's
always like a given, you know. Now, RE-6 is not in Raccoon City. It's like in Washington,
you know you are uh...
there they're saving the president ship
uh... nemesis is walking around over here
little easter egg
that's totally nemesis
chilling and hanging out over there
uh...
yeah this is the main it's very well done i hate it
get me wrong. I hate it. I'm pissed off now. Now I regret watching it. It's too sad.
Yeah, the zombie still, the mother zombie still remembers,
a remembers her child. So that kind of ties in a lot to
to what they're doing with the current version of RE9, you know, where zombies are a bit
more human, they're a bit more still attached, but they're, they're gone.
It's, it's a gimmick.
Yeah.
Hmm.
That was the mother.
Yes.
That's the kid.
I did not.
That, that doesn't seem like that's the, wait a minute.
You think this is like 30 years in the future chat?
is the mother. It's the kid because chat. Get off tiktok. Just get off tiktok, right?
Stop, uninstall YouTube shorts, just do whatever you can. Stop any, you have to watch things
that are at least five minutes to two hours. Focus. Focus. Um, stop using chat GPT. Just
stop. I think it is fascinating that they do allude to the fact that umbrella or something
gets in there and takes over. Yeah, that's definitely interesting. Raccoon City
is ours. It sounds like either Hunk and Ada. I definitely think it could be Hunk, you know?
It could be Hunk. I wouldn't be surprised about that. Maybe the RE2 Ada voice, yeah? Definitely
could be. Huh. I think that's reaching a bit. I think it's kind of reaching a bit.
hunk actually talk yeah dude you know did you not play re2 remake hunk find me my
extraction yeah hunk talks dude he has he has lines of dialogue he has like a
big-ass campaign post-game campaign um are you gonna feel bad for every zombie
you kill an re9 well as somebody that has played more re9 than most I didn't
kill some zombies because they were useful. Like some zombies aren't there just to pursue
you and be assholes. Like some zombies are really annoying. They follow you forever. But
some of them are actually kind of useful. They're still stuck in their ways in some
way and they actually help out. They distract other zombies and shit. Like for example,
there's a zombie that turns off lights and stuff like that and I was getting pursued
by one and when the guy turned off the lights it helped me. I lost the other
zombie you know. We talked about this in my preview already. You go subscribe to my
YouTube channel, chat, Jesus Christ. So yeah, some zombies are actually helpful.
I don't want to kill them. They assist, they do things where they
don't just come after you or they're slow enough where they aren't that
much of a threat. So there's a little bit of that there you know. Some of
are that way. There's this other zombie that's really sensitive to sound that you don't need
to kill him. You don't really get anything from killing him. Kind of interesting. They're
sort of like a puzzle now. Yeah, a little bit. I mean the question is how many of those
are going to be throughout the game? There's a shit ton in the little bit of the demo
that we played. There's a shit ton of them. But how many super unique zombie personalities
Are you able to like sprinkle throughout the entirety of that experience? I don't know man
That that seems like that would be a big ask that would be kind of like a huge ask
To put that all over the place
Well, if I want their blood there is reasons to kill them. They give you good reasons to kill them as um as grace
really good ones
Funny that the quotes as recon city is ours kind of a data. Yeah, it does
It does to a degree. It could be reaching
Resident Evil fandom definitely tries to reach.
I'm telling you, Chad, I mean, I said the same thing.
I'm like this big chain monster chick at the beginning of the Grace campaign
that pursues you like it's alien isolation.
Everyone was like, oh, that's...
It makes the sounds of, um, what's her name?
From RE1 remake?
It makes the sounds of Lisa.
Yeah, Lisa Trevor.
And it sounded very much, it looks like, and it sounds like Lisa Trevor.
I mean, this is a minor spoiler, but guess what happens when Leon shows up?
He blows the things head off. Never to be discussed again.
So, I mean,
it's definitely like, oh, wow, we thought this was going to be a big part of the game.
Now, Leon just shows up and blasts the things head off.
Like, okay, damn, that was not what we were expecting.
After looking at this game for six months
and that's the only enemy we see for the most part, I'm like,
whoa, that's crazy.
That's, wow.
So that sort of set off my entire perspective
of playing that demo from that point,
where it's like, oh, what are we getting into?
I had no idea.
It was unclaimed territory at that point.
So I liked it, you know?
I was very much into it.
Max, use your FSM and brain theory to make theories of how RE9 story goes.
I don't give a shit about Resident Evil story, dude.
Chat, if you actually care about Resident Evil story, you're a tortured soul like a Kingdom
Hearts fan.
Holy shit, bro.
I appreciate them.
I'm fine with it.
But my dude, you do not want to follow and make sense of Resident Evil story shit.
You are, that shit is brutal.
Somebody that is directly tied and knows people that are directly in tune with the resident evil fan base
Bro, like it is non-stop disappointment for it for the past like 15 years is non-stop disappointment
So do not ever since are if post are e5
Don't
Don't don't don't I'm not bullying. I'm just saying the way it is. That's just the way it is after re5
It's like none of the story stuff ever amounts to anything. There's never anything that pays off in some way
It doesn't go that way dude. There's never any relationships that are fixed or solved. No
It is always like left a mystery and is relatively convoluted and then gets gets put in this place
Like even re8 story is going to be mostly just like
That's what it is our eight story is not going to get any big conclusions because they also did a massive time skip for
the Ethan thing, is that going to lead anywhere? No. No. No, it's not.
They kind of make these games as they go. I just like playing as Leon.
That's it. That's mostly it. I just like playing as Leon, bro.
I just want to see what the hell, what has Leon been up to?
I just follow characters. That's it. I just like seeing characters talk to each other.
So, yeah, I understood that from Mike, aka Wesker, which was the most deeply ingrained
into the Resident Evil community and the story and the cosplay community and shit, how they
eventually gave up.
They eventually gained new interests over time because it was just like, over time,
so much theorizing and wondering if shit can go in certain directions and the new
games come out and it just doesn't do anything and they're like fuck and then re7 like resets
everything again they're like fuck i remember hearing how disappointed they were cooked dude
so at least with like the new games is the chance for them to revisit certain things but
it's also like the things that they were hoping would get payoffs eventually never got payoffs
they they all went in weird directions and then very unsatisfying directions with resident
Resident Evil 9. So it's like, I'm sorry, Resident Evil 6. Very unsatisfying directions.
Last RE2 and RE4 Leon stories are great. Yeah, they are. But they are like direct copies of
the story from the old games, right? They don't push anything forward really. Like, they
just retread in the directions that already are established to be working, you know,
people like, which is fine because they're good, you know.
You did say everything after five is downhill. Yeah. I mean,
most of where the story goes in connection to the other
characters and stuff like let's be real. The way that Chris is
utilized in RE seven is bad. And then RE eight is also
Equally just as bad like why Chris does what he does when he could just tell Ethan
What's happening at the beginning of the game instead of traumatizing him? It is very weird
R e8 Chris is cool. Don't get me wrong. He's very cool
But instead of him just like telling him at the beginning of the game after blasting his fake wife's head off like
He's just aura farming dude. Like what is this?
He's literally a and then it's just a completely different person later on
It's like what there's no time to there was no time to explain Ethan. It's like
All right, he's cool looking don't get me wrong. He's very cool looking
He's cool looking
Chris actually had a good story in re6 you have to a degree but also like
Dude you and me know this is a minor spoiler Chris should have died in re6
Like, he has a somewhat okay story, but Chris is like tormented soul aspect.
That was the game where the entire point of his character was to allow like, peers to live.
Like the entire game is setting up for that for eventually the rookie asshole that, you
know, for eventually the rookie to sacrifice himself for the main character.
It's like, oh, nothing changes.
Nothing changes. It's like, all right. All right. Okay. Granted, if this all, this all came with an idea of like, do we think this is going to pay off in some way? Do we want to talk about like story stuff and things like that? I do not. You guys notice how whenever I play Resident Evil games, I never talk about the story. I literally like never make the story like a big deal as far as like how characters are portrayed and what they're doing.
doing and previews of some things.
I never discussed the story stuff because I know it's like it is not interesting to me.
It's never been interesting.
I like the games for being games.
And I enjoy the story when I'm playing the games.
Probably the one I'm going to argue the one Resident Evil game where I was legit captivated
by the story was seven.
I was into seven story because it felt so segregated from Resident Evil at large.
It felt so unique and weird.
It was it was it was pretty much fear, right?
F-E-A-R. It was like fear. But I liked it. It was like, whoa, what the hell? Like, this is,
this is crazy and different and so odd and Resident Evil in everything but, but establishment, right?
It's already in every single way, but outside of just being tied to all the RE characters and all
the T-viruses and all the umbrella, I'm sorry, tricell shit and all that kind of stuff.
It also is a reason why I really like the story in RE4, because RE4 takes something
that is completely separate from the RE lore and then throws Leon into the mix of it.
And it's like, so wait a minute, this thing isn't a virus, it's a parasite.
And the way people are manipulated is genuinely different. However, how much is RE4 about story?
Very little dude. Like you don't actually get the story of Resident Evil 4 until the credits.
It's like everything about RE4's story is told in little subtexts and not particularly well.
It's like okay.
And it's mostly about moving plot forward with cool gameplay shit, which is great.
But until you see the credits and you're like, oh damn, this, oh wow, the story of
this is actually kind of cool.
So anyway, I like that about it.
I think it's cool.
I think it is cool.
But it's another reason why it's like, I'm not into it for the story.
It's so cool.
It's so, dude, when the credits roll in RE4, it's so messed up.
You're like, damn, dude, these people were manipulated, holy shit, this is, this is actually
mad scary.
How this used to be a completely normal place.
They don't ever lean into that shit at all.
Like, these people were always fucked up.
Like, that's the impression you get.
Like, these people were always fucked up.
They're always, it's always bad here.
Look, look at this.
cool this shit is. I think they do the same thing in the RE4 remake, right? Yeah, then
they do the exact same thing at the end of RE8. I forgot. Bro, they do the exact same
thing at the end of Resident Evil 8, where they're like a normal people all of a sudden
and then here's this big lean in that like, oh, they got manipulated by the Meta MySight
Shit.
R.A. 4 and David's credit.
Yeah, the credits for this game blew my mind.
Because they finally wait this entire period of time
to give you what the story is.
And the story is in after the game is over.
This is classic Garry 4, yeah.
And to be honest, it's one of the reasons I like Resident Evil 7's story, because it
kind of is a similar thing.
These are just people like the point of RE7 is that like normal people are caught up in
the crossfire of this shit that is like much bigger than they could ever be.
And they don't they don't deserve this shit, dude.
Like all the bakers like they don't deserve this shit, man.
That piece of shit, Luke Lucas, that piece of shit deserves it.
That piece of shit asshole definitely deserves it.
That shit's like real life now.
Resident Evil 7 is practically them building a massive AI data center in these dudes backyard.
Look at here's Microsoft they show up they're like hey listen we want to build
an AI data center back here and dig up the earth
Yeah, Shinji Mikami wrote the story for this in a week and he's like the story sucks and everyone loves it
He's like I wrote the story for this game in a week
Yeah, that's it
That's it
Is the day that AI slop came to the village?
That's it
So yeah, it makes you feel bad. It's like damn these people didn't deserve this shit
this poor village of you know what's it called what are the people that completely
segregated to segregate themselves from society in the year 2005 which is like
where this game takes place in yeah this group of little Amish people in
Europe got taken advantage of these poor Amish people in Spain who wouldn't
I thought I was kind of, yeah, I think that was one of the cooler stories in general.
And then our A7 story is genuinely cool, like, I liked it man, I mean, I thought the Evelyn
shit was actually kind of neat.
The fact that like people are getting manipulated, you can think they're ghosts or something
like that, but they're not.
I thought that shit was pretty cool.
Anyway, that's my thoughts on Resident Evil Story.
That's why I don't like theorize on where RE's story shit is going, because it's like
I mostly play them for the games themselves, right?
I mostly am into them for like the gameplay experience and what that's going to offer
me different from the previous ones.
All right, I was going to be peeking anyway.
I'm looking forward to it.
I am curious, like, the most interesting thing that's ever happened to Resident Evil story-wise
is what happens in Raccoon City, you know?
And we've moved so far away from that for, like, since 1999 when RE3 came out.
The last time they did something with Raccoon City was 1999, because they technically, like,
revisit it before the bomb goes off, Jill has to get out of the city, right?
So now it's been like two and a half decades of no raccoon city, none.
Maybe you can count Residential Outbreak, you can count Outbreak, you can count Orc,
but actually no you can't.
Orc is not, Orc is like fan fiction shit.
So there's been a lot of time, you know?
actually like you start thinking of how much time have we spent away from
raccoon city which is still the best setting for a resident evil game and
it's like oh actually it's been quite a bit of time so returning to raccoon
city means a lot for og resident evil fans because we haven't actually really
been there to do anything substantial in a really long time like a really
really, really long time. Substantial new events. But even for new Resident Evil fans,
bro, like RE2 and RE3 were a long time ago now as well, especially RE2 Remake,
that was a long time ago. Do you even go back to RPD and RE3 Remake? I can't even remember,
man. I don't even remember.
Let's remember Jill having this giant
bug thing shoved down her throat.
Like the weirdest fucking scene.
You did. Yeah, I can't.
I as it's as Carlos.
Yeah, Carlos does.
The game was weird, dude.
Then this gets you there with Carlos.
Yeah, I forgot about that.
Carlos does have the Carlos has one of the better parts of the game, which is the hospital.
But yeah, you guys Carlos and see Marvin get bitten as you break in. Yeah. Okay. That makes
I remember that now.
I remember that.
It's mostly been forgotten though.
R3 Remake is miss potential, it could have been so good.
Yeah.
It was outsourced.
It was outsourced and there was even like rumors for a long time
that that same team was going to do RE4 Remake chat.
There was rumors for a while that like, yeah, the same guys that did RE3 are doing RE4.
And then that didn't happen, like similar to friggin' FF7, where all of a sudden they
were like, uh-oh, okay, maybe this isn't hitting the quality that we want.
RE4 is like our golden goose, man.
So the same thing happened in FF7, they took it in-house, they did that with,
let's see, I think they did that with RE4.
So they spent a little bit more time banking RE4 Remake.
A good call, relatively speaking.
A very good call.
They did the ADA DLC.
Oh, really?
Did the same team that did RE3 do the ADA DLC of RE4 Remake?
Did they?
Same team did separate ways DLC.
Separate ways was good.
I thought it was good.
They learned.
They definitely learned.
Anyway, yeah, we're gonna have to be getting
into our resident evilness.
I'm gonna have to like, you know what I should do?
Let me just start installing RE4 right now.
I'm just gonna put it on here.
RE4 and RE6.
Let's just start preloading these
so I can be emotionally prepared.
I don't have RE-6 on PC, I don't have RE-6 on PC, let me install RE-4, solid 65 gigs,
I don't have RE-6 on PC, wow I've only ever played it on PlayStation.
You know why?
Yeah we have to do co-op on RE-6, there ain't no way I'm playing it without it.
RE6 on PC is a pain to get working as the worst men you know to man, so what is is RE6
on PC with co-op like unfunctional?
Is it does it not work up work good?
That works as an HD texture money.
I'll put that in Cali for sure.
That works.
Okay.
All right.
That was in the Games for Windows live era of Resident Evil.
You just beat it with a friend?
All right, all right, all right.
Cost right now.
20 bucks, predator mode, onslaught mode.
What the hell is this shit?
What in the hell?
Redditor mode.
Marco Nancy Peter.
PvP modes.
Yeah.
No, thanks.
Yeah, this game looks like Lost Planet, right?
This was the, um, this was the tail end of the absolute tail end of MT Framework.
One of the last MT Framework games until Monster Hunter.
Multiplayer PvP modes, gotcha.
It's got you let me go and go and buy this really quick chat. I've not purchased this bitch. Let me just get ready for this
Gotta start preparing our asses
Still looks good. No, I'm T-frame where games do look very good
Predator mode you play as a politician damn topical
Left for dead two characters run our six but only on PC. Ah, I see I
I see. Yeah, I'm going to start installing this bitch. Give it to me.
It's too late to talk about Pragmata. Not necessarily too early to be talking about Pragmata. Just
it's there's more stuff that's coming out before it, you know. We just have plenty
of things. Damn. Oh, what's the difference? We just have like plenty of other stuff
that is going to be happening.
You know what I mean?
We need a Leonimo.
We still do, we still got,
we still got the good old,
we still got the good old
Bear Trap, I shouldn't remember the name of it.
RE6 is four games in one.
Yeah, sure it is.
RE4 Remake Randomizer, that'll probably be the last thing
we do leading up to it, chat.
It might be the last thing we do leading up to it.
I want to talk about Onimusha more that needs to be here now.
I don't even know if Onimusha has a release date.
Does it not?
Like, I legit, I think they have not given us, it's out this year, but I don't think
it has a release date yet.
It seemed like it was going to be the first quarter of this year, but it might be pushed
to fall or maybe summer.
It still doesn't.
Yeah.
Yeah, I want to talk about that Tekken 8 Netcode thing.
That's a good conversation to be had there.
I think I'll be more excited for Okami when I get a different demo.
I didn't, I thought the game was visually impressive and played just fine, but the
opening level really didn't do it for me very much.
about it, and I'm a big Capcom guy, right? Um, then I say Okami Onimusha. So I don't know,
I'm kind of waiting for to see more on Onimusha, like gameplay wise. I'm reading the chat at
the same time saying shit chat. I'm reading two different chats. You're sort of talking
about Okami. So I don't know. I want to be really excited about Onimusha, but it
It just has not sold itself to me yet.
It's very impressive and I think it will do fine.
It's just gameplay-wise, it wasn't hitting like a Neo, it wasn't hitting like any of
the other Samurai action games, it just wasn't hitting in those ways.
It looked very polished, it had a lot of amazing animations, but I didn't get the
opportunities to utilize a lot of cool environmental stuff.
The game didn't set up for that, really, where it's like, oh yeah, you're throwing
people into windows and bottles and all this wild shit.
It didn't really happen.
Kind of just ran up to everybody in Mesh Square.
And I was like, hmm.
Am I going to play Neo 3?
I'm about to.
I'm playing Crimson Desert.
I'll try it.
I played Crimson Desert at Summer Games Fest.
I did not like it.
It was a beautiful game, visually incredible.
I could not believe how that game played, though.
It played like a funky action game from a PS2 era.
It was definitely a choice, so maybe that could change?
The way the quest structure was set up in the game
was also like weird, like it's an MMO from the mid-2000s.
I'm like, huh, this is what you're asking me to do?
Okay, beautiful game, don't get me wrong.
And that could also have been a result of a bad demo.
It might have been a bad demo.
uh... and maybe the regular game is just better
i was the combat convoluted
didn't really i wanted to make it flow but also it's like the com but the
the conspiring the character felt weird
and like asking me what i'm supposed to do is like
huh
okay this is definitely a choice like why would it just be normal
so i don't know that the black desert thing
but it was definitely like
Maybe it's good when it comes out.
It might come out and just be God-like, dude.
It might be God-like.
I'm willing to check it out.
It looks incredible.
Visually, it looks incredible.
But from what I played, it was like,
I would probably not play this.
I'll give it the benefit of the doubt
and try it when it comes out.
Yeah, a lot of people are really excited about it
because the trailers look amazing, bro.
The trailers look amazing.
There's so much shit you can do in the world
and stuff like that.
But, to the games from what I played, why?
Like why am I doing most of this stuff?
Like there was not really solidified reasons within the demos that they gave to us for
me to be like why am I going to be utilizing and doing this shit.
The game did not set that up particularly well.
So again, maybe playing the game
from the actual beginning is good.
More convoluted than Pragmata.
Pragmata controls like a dream in comparison.
Pragmata controls like it's Mario 64.
Maybe that's not a good example.
Mario 64 is a bad camera.
Pragmata is aggressively intuitive in comparison.
Like chat, I couldn't...
there to do basic shit, to do the most basic of shit,
that game was having me do the combinations of buttons
that I could not process.
That that was it.
Like on a controller, right, on like a PlayStation controller,
what it was having me do was the craziest shit,
just to do normal, like mount a horse.
Like what the fuck?
Like just put your foot in the stirrup that's this
and then the other leg goes up or some shit.
Like it's like things like that.
And then you get into the combat
and it's like, wait a minute.
So the Perry isn't this like, yeah,
if you wanna hit a Perry, you gotta do this shit
against these kinds of Perrys.
and then you do a follow-up by turning the controller upside down and pressing this shit.
And I was like...
It honestly felt like, you know, how every single action game now, a PlayStation action
game, has every single modern-day action game on PlayStation from like Ghost of Subtreme
and a God of War, you're doing a Rubik's Cube.
By the end of that game, like, they're mostly intuitive Rubik's Cubes, but like,
You are Rubik's Cubing, like every combination of everything on these buttons in combination
with everything in a way that sort of makes sense by the time you finish them.
But from what I played of Crimson Desert approximately like seven months ago, so it was a long time.
That game was having me do shit with a controller I never thought of.
I could not believe it in a way that made no goddamn sense to me.
So I was like, like, to the point where even the folks that were there to guide you through
it, we're also having a tough time doing it, like, even they were like, hold on, I'm trying.
They were trying to figure shit out too.
And I was like, relatively critical.
I'm like, maybe it's just the demo of the game, but this is pretty weird.
these scenarios that they're having us play through are not particularly good.
That looks good. Very good, actually.
So anyway, I hope the best for it.
I hope it comes out and actually controls great and has good reasons to play it.
Because it wasn't really present in the one that I played.
That game has to do stuff like shift QE left click.
Yeah, they pretty much ask you to do stuff like that on controller.
It might be designed for mouse and keyboard, but.
The demo was on a controller, so I don't know. There's been devs saying a lot of interviews that
they addressed what the controls and such. That's good because that was the criticism that I had.
And if that did change, then that's good. But it's good.
It has no character creator. You play as some random guy. Yeah, that was weird to me, too.
I was really excited for this game until I played it, is where I was at. I made a video on it,
I was like really excited about this Crimson Desert game, like this looks fun. You literally
play as like John Desert, and he's the most uninteresting dude, like unbelievably uninteresting.
And I was like, I wish I asked him if there was a character creator. Do we make like our
own character in this? And there just wasn't. So like the main guy was so vapid.
That's 100% what BDO is. People keep saying this. People keep saying this.
Kind of like Clive, I'll turn to. No, Clive was a beacon of personality in comparison to this dude.
Like this guy felt, the main dude of Crimson Desert felt like he was a background character of
of Game of Thrones.
Like it has actual no impact on the story.
It was weird.
And he also could do everything.
He just runs errands for everybody.
Like why does my character do, why is my guy doing this?
Like why is everyone that I go to
so incapable of doing anything?
You know, MMO shit.
Yeah, exactly.
Why does every single person I talk to in this game
go pick up this barrel and bring it over there
and then bring me some books back?
And I'm like, why the fuck is the action?
Why is this, it's an MMO, yeah.
It was like Clive SideQuests in Final Fantasy 16.
I was doing Final Fantasy 11 shit.
I'm like, I am fucking Jon Desert here.
Why am I not doing anything interesting?
You know, it was very weird.
Why can't you do this shit yourself?
That was what the majority of that experience was, was like doing things like that.
It was like the majority of time was.
Okay.
We're bringing back a lot of this desert.
It was checklist gaming Ubisoft shit.
No, even in that, it was different.
It was not even like Ubisoft shit.
was different. You'll see, unless the game has dramatically changed, you'll see. Like
just wait for there to be a demo or try it when it comes out. It might be the most 10
out of 10 game for a lot of people. I people also thought Dragons dog Mathew was God tier,
pinnacle gaming shit. And I just could not see it dude. I just could not. I'm like,
I I'm giving it my best shot. I love the developers of this game. I cannot. I cannot
play this shit. I just cannot. So it could be it could be a 12 out of 10s for some people.
It really good. It's all I can say is that it just doesn't vibe with me.
Still downloading chat. I want to play Nioh 3 soon. I really want to play some Nioh 3. I'm looking
forward to it. If we did an RA4 professional run, the boss
range would be crazy. No, because we're going to do randomizer.
I don't think I'm going to do professional randomizer. Any plans to go back to 1440P
for Twitch? I did. I tried it the other day and it didn't work. I don't know why it
didn't work. So I have to check to see, maybe I got taken out of the beta. I don't
what is going on
my stock in the playing on a mousha i'll be playing on a mousha i hope it's good
the game seems like it's fine
what it's gameplay looped in really catch me yet
are you five randomized around even on interesting that would be
their crisis doing dirt stuff right now i know
I know. They're getting it out of the way before they they erase it.
How does Neo3 compare to Kazan? I haven't played it enough that I finished Neo2. No, I did not
like Neo2. Didn't like it.
They just check these games out almost.
We're playing I4 Remake again, win soon.
We're playing it within this month.
Phantom Blade Zero, that ain't coming out until way later.
I've played Phantom Blade Zero, it's very good.
It's very good. It's pretty much...
It's a very grounded game,
but it's closer to an action game than a Souls game,
in a Souls game, but it has a lot of like Souls-like level design.
So I've played a good chunk of it, Chad.
It's very fun.
We played it not that long ago with Simmons and the dudes.
In fact, they said that they want to bring a build over on stream sometimes, so that
might happen in the next couple of months.
I can ask them.
I'm going to show you guys what we played.
It's the same stuff that was played at like Taipei Game Show and all that stuff.
Just do like a demonstration of it.
It was tough too. It was actually hard as shit.
Let me start on RE6 and see if it even works.
Because this is the next game we're going to be playing.
I'll worry about other stuff. I just want to see if it even functions.
I'm not going to start up a playthrough. I just want to make sure.
I've got to get ready.
Someone made a four player mod for RE5 looks nuts, like campaign?
Four player?
That is nuts.
Yeah, this is the era of Capcom.
This is like 2012, 2013 when everything was still tied to games for Windows Live.
Our player 4, Yo Video Games RE5 would be bad ass.
Wow, this took over all my fucking monitors.
I'm not trying to outbreak with the dudes.
I encourage you to Google or YouTube Resident Evil Outbreak Yo Video Games.
Bro, did you just crash my computer?
Okay, now I got one monitor back.
Am I going to play the new Blazeglucate Entropy effect? No.
No, probably not.
It does this BS on first boot, just give it time. Gacha.
Yeah.
Cursor of a 720p game.
Cellar play-through happening before summer.
Stellar what?
You know, Alctrick, thanks for the 103 months.
Thunder Horse, thanks for the five.
Thank you for being the mocap for Leon's nipples in RE9.
What are the odds we hear possible RA5 remake news
on the 30th anniversary in March?
Probably not.
Not that close to the release of a big Resident Evil game.
Really?
It's taken a long time.
Bless, can you miss a before?
Nope.
Plan on playing her?
Nope.
Come on.
Do I think RFI remake will happen?
Yep, eventually.
This game has problems with multiple monitors when you launch it?
No shit.
I wonder how you fix that.
I wonder if it even is fixable.
Am I going to try condiments in training? Nope.
Um, this shit's hosed.
You have that full screen app? Well, I mean, the evolving the full screen app matters.
I haven't been able to change any of the options of the game to be a window.
You know?
That's a linker, so I'll be announcing the character of Sega vs. Capcom. I think that was announced three years ago, dude.
That Sega vs. Capcom game has been around for a very long time.
I couldn't even alt-F4 this shit yet.
Wow.
That's how it means?
Okay.
I'm not, I don't have anything either on my end, so I lost the duplication of my monitor.
I knew this was going to be a thing with RE6.
I knew it, where it's like getting this to work
is also going to be a challenge.
Okay, I'm waiting for stuff on my end too.
All right, so that came back.
Okay.
I can't even close the goddamn game.
Control-Sift-Escape just didn't work.
Troll delete, task manager, task manager does not come up.
There it is.
Okay, it's stuck in the background.
Damn, all right.
So I wonder how you even get this thing to work.
You guys still have no signal.
That's insane.
Oh my God, even Windows tab.
God damn it. Even Windows tab is not working.
There's no issues playing this on Steam Deck. On Steam Deck, you mean the thing that doesn't even run Windows?
Wow.
Now this has taken over everything.
I wonder what the fix is.
Yeah, the PC gaming wiki might be good for this.
I literally can't kill the game.
I can't kill it.
It's occupied an entire monitor,
and it's taken over what you guys have,
so you don't see anything.
But I can't kill it.
I can't even get to my other...
I can pull up Task Manager,
but as soon as I do, it kills it.
It goes away
So
Got it and fast okay finally
But it screwed up the capture card signal something fierce
RA6 is so bad unless you do a single monitor, which you can't on stream.
Hey, okay. We got it back.
Sorta. Sorta.
I have to reset everything again.
PlayStation version is online.
Yeah.
That's the only way I've played this before was on PS4 or Xbox 360.
For multi-monitor, you need to use a fix. It's on PC gaming wiki. It's called the fusion fix. I figured as much because it was like crashing.
Alright. It was definitely crashing.
I'll look up the PC gaming wiki in a second.
PC gaming, Mickey, evil six. All right. What are we looking at here? Big files, save game location,
Cloud sync, wide screen, flawless wide screen disables,
cut scene letter box, change cut scene FOV, that's nice.
Multi monitor, use RE6 Fusion fix or wide screen fixer, okay.
Okay, it just doesn't work with multi monitor.
RE6 Fusion fix, download and extract
archive of the game directory where the EXP is located. Okay. Okay. Okay. I do it. I do it.
All good.
Um, scripts.
Actually, we've gone into the right spot.
Now let me extract this archive to the game directory where the EXE is located. Yeah.
Fullscreen, co-op, skip intro, borderless window mode.
Okay, cool. That is what I want. It's what I want. I hope it just works. Let me go back
to see if there's anything else funky. It's like HDR compatibility and shit. 60 FPS
and 120 FPS can be capped at 30, 60 or 120 variable. Use FusionFix to uncap FPS when
frame rates at the variable. Benchmark has no FPS cap.
Portal this full screen use FusionFix. Damn FusionFix is working with everything.
Holy shit. 4k Ultra HD. I'm sure there's a mod
for upscaled textures. So there's a mod for that.
There's no way to disable mouse acceleration.
Okay. And we've got the field vignette fog bloom and other post
processing effects. Or this mod, uh, no HUD, no effects. Oh, whatever. Okay. I'll take it.
Let's see. Already a lot of work for just to get RE6 working. Well, that's the thing
with older games, man. You gotta try. If you want to get them to run well, you have
have to try. And yeah, I want to I want to see re six in a way I
haven't seen it before, which is, you know, not on console, I've
never played it on PC.
Are six old? Are you trying to tell me, Unk, that the game that
is 13 years old is not old? Do you need me to get your
metamucil?
Well, it took over all the monitors again.
Let's see if they come back.
ShadowMate, thank you.
NG Haru, thanks for the 91 months.
It took over all the monitors again.
Let's see if it actually installed.
Okay, you guys are back.
Hey, progress!
Look at that!
Save data not found.
I need to do this to guide whoever I play this through with.
Through it too.
Looks like we're good to go.
So, maybe just maybe, you can run it in Window Borderlass?
I
Said 20 hertz that defaulted to 20 Hertz, bro
Wait for it. I'm waiting
I'll go out to the handshake no no
hold that's wild
Cool. Cool. Funny you've had never had any issues with RE6 on PC. Do you clone monitor
with three other monitors? I'm sorry, do you clone monitor with one other monitor? That's
the problem is that none of these old games are designed around it. That doesn't know
what to do when you have a clone monitor. So I'm going to try full screen back on and
Let's see if it ever captures the signal.
Damn.
It really hates it.
Let's see if this is possibly the issue.
I'm just going to try it, I think 120 might not be worth it.
I can't even get you guys the PC signal right now, but I have to close the game out completely
to get the PC signal back and then reboot into it.
Nothing.
Okay.
Okay. Screen off. I'm killing the game. Changing one thing. Silence is killing you. You're
killing me. Nocturne, thank you.
No, I'm seeing the game just fine. Fusion Fix is working. Getting it to work with the
clone monitor to the point where you guys can get the signal is a thing that Fusion
Fix cannot necessarily help with. I just have to figure that shit out.
I'm looking at the game working right now.
You hear it?
Interesting, yeah.
All right, completely back to desktop, and it still is fucked up.
It has compromised completely the HDMI signal that is coming from the monitor.
Let me go into Nvidia control app.
I'll just change something.
So I can do a refresh and try to do the HDMI handshake again.
I'll just click a few buttons and pray to God.
Pray to God.
If that doesn't work, then I just have to restart the computer.
And if that doesn't work, yes, we just turned the camera, I bring this camera and we point it at the screen.
And I just full screen it.
Sebastian, thanks for the 10. I want to save an event for years with the people in Capcom Creators program are a huge inspiration
For me as a content creator. I'm on spectrum of the personality
I have a question will you make a Roger jr. Legacy video probably not Roger jr. Legacy?
Probably not only so many games. He's into
Woodchuck, thanks for the 10. Would you do the rebirth music listening stream now that's been released digitally my personal favorite streams?
You did
Also, probably not because they're nightmares
I would not be able to stream on YouTube if we did a ff7 listening stream
again
Unfortunately, it is it is actual DMC hell. I got a reset everything chat restart restarting the whole computer
Firefeed. Thank you
Have to restart the whole damn thing
Starage thanks for the prime sub I need to get my PC feedback and it's just gone
Yeah, take a six, take a five, take a two, take one, take a two, it's about it.
Bigger issue is that I've never played Roger, and I don't really have an interest in playing
Roger.
I might try him when he comes out.
Everything's square in his flags now, yeah, literally everything.
Let's see if this works, Chad. Hold up.
I'm going to submit it to recompile.TechN3 and there's some crazy shit happening in the
recompile scene. I actually kind of want to have a yo video game stream where I download
a whole bunch of those recompilation things.
Just say I don't want to. Didn't I just say that?
that not what you got from that? Okay, wait for it. They don't want the music to be streamed.
Well, it's more like the streaming rights of music are very different than the distribution
rights on music platforms. So the streaming rights might not be available in certain regions.
damn that is not picking up a signal granted nothing's happening yet
my capture card get royally fucked
that shit royally fucked my capture card
I'm gonna go unplug this shit and plug it back in
what's it saying is it saying incompatible
just saying no fucking signal
hold on
No signal, A.
What's your device?
We had a good run.
Maybe the EDID mode is messed up.
Hold on.
I'm just trying to get my PC footage back in general now.
God damn R.E.S.S.
Main cam.
Yeah.
The Activate Activate.
Really?
No?
Really?
No.
Well.
Resident 06 stole my screen.
What I will do is I'm going to unclone
and then reclone the monitor.
I'm gonna see if that fixes it.
Wait.
No.
It's gone.
Bro.
It's not even showing the capture card anymore.
Alright.
That's interesting.
Hold up.
Yeah, it's not showing my capture card.
It's not even the capture card that's being cloned.
It's the TV which is wrong.
Merck the cashier card hold on cameras evil
Plugging shit one plug and shit we go
I got a good result, I got a good result, okay?
The output doesn't get the ADID back so here we go.
Nothing happened when I plugged it in.
That's troubling.
Hold up.
That's troubling huh why
Why?
It's not, yeah, right now my computer is not recognizing me plugging in from the capture
card in from the monitor, I'm sorry, from the GPU.
The HDMI cable is doing nothing.
Literally nothing.
It's not cloned.
It's not anything.
You guys can't see it.
restart this computer again and just pray to God find out
good all resident evil six as the port busted wasn't wasn't busted until we
He fired up RE6 and did some wild monitor shit.
Gonna find out.
Eddie boy, thanks for the 78 months dude.
Capture our PCIe or portable capture card, it's PCIe.
All Capcom games around this time can have these weird problems chat with displays and stuff like that
at higher resolutions or otherwise.
You just gotta keep doing shit until it works.
Playing the game on real life hard mode.
The worst thing is if I have to reset the capture card over here and in that case the stream's over.
because I have to start debunking why it doesn't work.
I do have a backup though.
But now these issues the last time I played it, never played it on PC. First time.
We always played the PlayStation 4 version, the re-release, Chad did the game run at 60
on PS4? Do we know?
Yeah, I think it ran fine. It like ran pretty good on PS4.
Test another game. I can't get, I'm just trying to get, chat, I'm trying to get capture signal.
signal. So I mean I can play plenty of games that I want, you're just not going to see
it. Because at this point I can't get the capture card to pick up the signal after what
Resonable six did do it. Just chatting stream only. Yeah, let me check that. Let me see
if HDCP, that's actually good advice.
If HDCP kicked in.
OK.
Back over here.
Hey.
I got sick on the back.
I'm listening to myself in God mode.
A.
Voice of God should be back chat.
You're going to love this Voice of God for a little bit.
Just enjoy the Voice of God.
All it took was two and a half resets.
Right?
The second one, the second reset legit didn't work.
The computer did not come back.
So it was like, well, time to press the button.
It took multiple resets for me to eventually get that to pick this shit up again.
So,
so,
this is also a Windows thing. This is a Disturb Res Mule 6 thing.
It is also Windows bullshit.
check check there we go voice of God fixed you bring up all y'all back up now
Windows is still starting up. It will not bring up Chrome or Opera. Holy shit. Okay, so now
let me go in here and see if it recognizes the capture card. Just to be sure. Hey, thanks
finally bringing that up. I think a Windows update also just got pushed. Yeah. Because of course.
So Windows has gotten so bad. It's because they put AI in charge of writing code for its operating
system and it's fucked it up horribly.
Waiting for Windows to just work.
Did they really?
Yeah, they announced that a long time ago.
And now people are like booting into blue screens and shit.
It's pretty stupid.
Shout-out, I'm just waiting for my computer to work.
I downloaded some mystery Windows update in the process of doing this whole shit, so I'm just waiting for my computer to eventually work again.
There's more Linux users right now than in the history of ever, because Microsoft is inept.
Things got so bad that people were looking for any other option.
option, which it just worked good times. I mean, like Windows 7, damn Windows 7. That
shit was amazing. Fucking Windows 7, go to shit. Never an issue. Like, I don't think
I ever had an OS problem with Windows 7. It was, it was the best. It never will
get better. This is just still beach balling me jet. Just waiting. I still have a computer
that runs seven. You would mind blowing how fast it is on hardware from quite literally
11 years ago? Mind blowing how fast it does everything. I can't believe it. I'm just
waiting. Just waiting. So I'm going to have to, I've officially ran out of patience. This
is taking longer than my Windows 95 computer did. Do something to boot in. So I'm going
to go down to Explorer, and I'm going to restart it. Hey, it worked. I just had to restart
Windows Explorer. That was it. Oh, Chad, I tried to right click the desktop and I got
beach balled again. My bad. It's my bad. I tried to right click the desktop and I got
beach balled. Broke it. Broke it. I guess I did, man. I guess just doing normal things
just broke it. This shit sucks. No, nothing's being used, chat. I don't think anything's
actually like going through it. 4% CPU is an extra 22 gigs of memory. Nothing is being
used. It's just Windows. It's just Windows. The Windows update was pushed, too. You know?
This is just what Windows 11 does.
Can't right click the main screen.
About to start up Resident Evil and just say, fuck it.
See if it works,
because I took it out of full screen,
so it should be good, you know?
Should be good.
I think I literally have to restart it again.
This sucks, man.
I've lost patience.
That's a lot of patience, by the way.
For modern technology, that's a lot of patience.
Just saying.
Like when Windows XP does things faster.
All I'm saying is that I've lost patience after multiple minutes.
Just waiting for something to eventually respond.
We're waiting.
Everything's so fucking bloated.
So Windows Explorer is holding up the install script.
It's not, it's not doing anything because Windows Explorer is acting weird right now.
The install script is hanging.
It can't access it because there's too much of a bottleneck.
That responded.
All right, we got a reboot.
The third full reboot.
I'll have to do a big shutdown.
Another one.
Reboot!
What are we still trying to get run in?
Resident Evil 6, we're trying to get it running, working on Windows 11.
It has almost bricked my capture card, but now we're just trying to get Windows to do
a normal thing.
It looks like starting to feel like
Resident Evil 6, T virus, my computer.
Chat, it can't restart.
It actually can't.
It cannot restart.
It's unable to.
Because Explorer isn't working.
It's unable to access the restart protocol.
It legit can't.
Because it's just derped out.
So now I just have to nuke it.
That's what I love about the button.
This is what I love about the button.
And stop the button.
As much as you want to tell me, no, no, no, no, no, you can't do this.
That's too sensitive.
No, no, no.
You cannot stop me from turning off the power.
Kiss my ass.
my ass. Here's the button. Good all buttons. Jesus man. I just want to turn on this computer
back here that has Windows 10 on it just to feel it for a second. It'll just validate
what I'm feeling as being actually real and not like bullshit.
Maybe this is just some situational stuff, but I'll turn on the ancient
ass computer with like eight gigs of RAM, eight gigs of DDR2 or some shit.
And it's just going to launch faster and I'll just be accessing
things from the hard disk like crazy.
Can do Windows 10 with the three years of security updates, right?
But if you do Windows 10, you're losing a lot of compatibility
on shit because most things are designed with Windows 11 compatibility in mind like some
things on Windows 10 will not even be able to utilize what your hardware has like the
full access to your memory the full access to the speed of your hard drives you can't
do it with Windows 10.
Okay, okay, here we go.
It's confirmed.
That's BrokeExplore.exe and they have my preview patched up.
So you're saying in the process of me trying to get a resident to be working and restarting my computer,
my computer automatically without my choice downloaded a shitty patch that breaks the computer.
for all of your AI bullshit, this is the reason they never will well
This is just a whole whole reason they never will
Because everything that has done as a result of AI has only made things worse
Things have only got more concluded and less functional
Life just got worse when this shit showed up
So unless you make a tangible thing, unless all these AI companies make an actual, tangible
thing to validate its existence for all this resource that it's using, everyone's going
to be against it.
Everybody.
There's not going to be any adoption.
I can't, I can't activate the audio driver again because the Explorer died.
I literally, I turned off the voice of God chat, but when I turned, there, hey, it came
back.
We're good.
I got the voice of God turned off.
I came back.
I got lucky.
I got lucky Explorer hasn't crashed yet.
Let me, what about Tekken 8?
I'd love to play Tekken 8.
just I can't launch anything because my computer updated like I can't do anything
I have to hope that um update check for updates I have to hope that there's a patch
what's does anybody know what the one is that was messed up
I could check my latest version there's a revert option
Boy, howdy.
Doesn't matter how expensive your computer is, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter how cheap or expensive your computer is, you can't circumvent this
shit.
Um, hold on.
Let's see. System Restore. Recovery Options.
Check problems, Windows update.
Chat, my question is,
does this shit have an actual fix, right?
Does this Explorer bug have a fix?
KB507, 8127, hold on a second.
My fault for restarting my computer. That's my bad.
That's a preview update. No, that's not, it's not here.
Update history.
Here is the crazy part is that it isn't even saying it updated, even though it
clearly did. It isn't even saying it was an update. Is it in driver updates?
Definition updates? Aha! There it is. There it was. Okay. So they stuck it in
with some antivirus thing. Wow. Cool. Cool. Yep. And there it is. KBB 22670602. Cool.
Neat. They snuck it in there. It's not even a normal Windows update. They snuck it in
with an antivirus thing. So now my shit's hosed. Let me see if I can even launch Steam
and get into Resident Evil.
Hold on a second.
I might not be able to get rid of it
until I do an entire revert.
That might, which might be a process chat.
Hold on.
Let's see if I can even bring up my browser before.
This came up.
Hi YouTube chat, I got you back.
Okay.
All right.
Let's try to get back into Resident Evil.
I set this to not full screen, right?
Not full screen.
So, now, since Explorer is working currently,
are you going to let us run the install script?
Are you?
No, it's not on 120 Hertz.
Explorer is working on my end.
Oh, no, it's not.
It's fucked.
It's not responding. Yeah, it's not responding. It's gone. That's crazy. We might actually
have to, I mean, here's the problem is that it isn't, this just, this was a convenient
thing that happened with Resident Evil, I had to restart my computer. And to the process
of me restarting my computer, this shit is hosed. It's hosed like Windows Explorer is
hosed. So I not only can't start up Resident Evil, I can't access Windows Explorer, which
which is just any normal Windows functionality.
It isn't working.
Thank goodness we checked the RE7.
Preview update claims to fix this.
Where do I go for that preview update?
Okay, so you're saying the latest,
let me see if I can get into it.
Hold on a second, hold on a second.
We're out here, chat.
All right, so explorer just crashed and then restarted.
Can I do Windows R?
Okay, that's working.
Hold up. Hold up. Windows Explorer just came back. So reboot. No, no, no. If we reboot
again, the same shit happens. And if it play, just going to see if it can't get through
the install script, which is a normal, normal explorership, then no, it's fucked. It's still
fucked. Yeah, that's the problem is that I might need explorer for the update. I have
to... that's still working... okay... one... let me try to check the update... the preview update...
The 2026 preview update now available, sure.
Let's leave it in Microsoft's hands
to see what their proposed solution is.
74105 fixes it.
All right, so I'm downloading that.
The problem is Chad is that I'm now relying on a download
of relying on a Windows download now.
And I'll give you a clue
what the download percentage is at on my gigabit light fiber connection. What do you think it's at?
How fast do you think it is? It's at 0%. It's been at 0% for like 20 seconds. Literally 0%.
It's not moving.
crashed? It didn't crash. No. It did not crash. It's just not doing anything.
Yeah, we might actually need Explorer working to get the update installed and downloaded.
Hmm.
That's 0%.
Download it through Chrome.
Yeah, good call.
KB5074105.
Yeah, that's the same one.
God damn, look at all this AI bullshit it tries to shove in here too.
That's crazy.
not downloading. It's packed in with a bunch of AI shit. Here's one of the following windows,
channels. No, it's not working. It just links back to Windows. It doesn't give me like, can
and I have like the file.
It's like download here and you click it
and it goes back to Windows.
You used to be able to download it, yeah.
No, no, no, this says nothing related
to restarting Explorer.
Explorer is fucked on this update.
They admitted it. It's fucked. Pick catalog and scroll down to method two.
Catalog. Method two.
Install each file individually in order. Someone downloaded the MSU file.
I have to download an exe. That's not going to work, dude, because I can't launch exes right now
because everything's fucked. Bro, this is crazy. Even if I download it manually, chat, I can't
begin the install process, right? I think my only hope is to go back. Windows
latest.com has a whole article about it. I think I literally have to go back. I
have to, hopefully it made a restore point. Hold on a second. I think it's the
only way I play any games tonight. Like straight up I can't play Neo3, I
I probably can't play Tekken.
I definitely can't test if Resident Evil works.
Recovery options.
Uh-oh.
Recovery's not working either.
Because it's tied to Explorer.
Yeah, it's tied to Explorer.
That makes sense.
Second doesn't work now.
The computer, like, doesn't work, period.
Because it installed an update that is bad.
Right?
So I can't even go into system recovery.
It's stuck.
I click the button and it doesn't go anywhere.
I can't tell you if the percentage changed from zero, because it's not doing anything.
What the fuck did I install? Windows installed an update that breaks Windows Explorer.
So, even if I enter Task Manager and restart Windows Explorer, it doesn't change the fact that Windows Explorer right now doesn't work on this update that it automatically installed.
That's where we're at.
That's where I'm currently at.
I'm going to have to run in Safe Mode and just hope that works.
Uh-oh.
There goes that.
Frame host isn't responding.
Never update Windows.
Dude, you have no choice on Windows 11.
You have no choice.
I tell it to delay everything as much as possible, and then it eventually just does it.
Try to explore Windows Explorer alternatives? What? On Windows?
I can get Chrome to work.
Oh! It began to download.
It's at 6% so chat has your sex life
Poor
Okay, it's moving from 6% to 10%. It's moving. It's doing something now. All right. It's
working. I'm not going to touch anything because if I touch anything with Explorer,
going to mess up. It's going to 28% now, okay? Not touching it. Whatever you said, Chad is
working. Yeah, we saw the Nemesis camey on the Requiem trailer. All it did was make me
sad. This always happens, at least to me, something like, I'll be trying to solve one thing. And
then, is it mercury retrograde right now? And then it'll like snowball into several
other things that are completely outside of my control that I'm unaware of. Like it'll
be a compound of problems that all collapse in on themselves where I'm
like I'm trying to solve one thing and then all this other shit starts happening
right as I'm doing it and I'm like uh-oh the the big thing was like okay
let's get Resonable 6 to work okay we got it to work but I can't get it on the
capture card the only way I got to do is that to restart my computer restart
my computer it comes up to the copilot screen and I'm like no no stop so I
just say no to it I'm like why is it why did it do that oh it must have
installed something so and then we're at a point where it's like,
why doesn't Windows Explorer work?
Oh, the latest update that it automatically installed broke Windows Explorer.
Now I have to wait on a preview update that has a fix for it or else the
computer just doesn't work.
Have you said delay updates?
Yeah, this is an update from weeks ago that I did not install.
I did not.
I say no, no touchy.
So, yeah, this is the thing that they haven't apparently fixed in weeks.
It forced the install.
I didn't choose for it to happen, you know?
Preview update pending install.
Does that mean I need to restart now, chat?
I never pay attention to this screen.
If it says pending install on the preview update, does that mean we just got to restart
the whole bitch?
Yeah?
Okay.
Let's do it.
If we go again, I'll be right back, YouTube Chat.
This did literally happen to you.
You couldn't open any apps.
You had to roll back updates twice so far.
Cool. There's Microsoft
non-internally test updates before they go live.
No, they let AI do it.
AI is likely handling the coding in the QA right now
because they fired everybody else.
This isn't even the bad one, dude. People couldn't even get past their boot screen.
Like the last update was this wasn't even the bad update. The bad update happened like few weeks ago,
And I didn't I didn't download that one at least I don't think we're on some OSes on some computers
It would just boot to blue screen
And then you had to like enter through safe mode, and if you don't know like legit
If you're just some random
Passer buyer with a computer and you downloaded that update and all of a sudden it literally bricks your whole shit
And you don't know what safe mode is or any of that kind of stuff
You have no idea safe mode with internet like any of the dude good luck
Like you literally got to go take it to somebody pay more money for them to fix your computer
It's like that would now it just is gonna cost you like a hundred to two hundred dollars then to fix your computer
Why because Microsoft fucked up an update
You know when this all went really bad
You know in this like to me where it was like oh
Oh, this is bad.
You know what was the turning moment chat?
About a year and a half to two years ago now
with the Intel chips.
That was the first one where it's like,
oh, this is really bad.
Where most Intel chips were just duds.
Like literally millions of affected users.
Every one of your chips was just burning up.
The 13th and 14th gen like CPUs just sucking.
Remember that? Guess what was the fix for it? There wasn't, they're permanently damaged. There is no fix.
They're just damaged. That's the whole thing that got me to switch to AMD. That was it. Switching to AMD.
That was the first time where it's like, how could you let something that cat... like their likely is
is nothing in human history that affects that many people on that level to be that bad.
Like that's really, that's genuinely bad that that would miss, you know.
So that, that shit's insane dude, insane.
All of our computers would just lock up, remember that?
Remember that there was like a two years ago or he would just be like using our computers and they would just freeze
And then they would like open up again. You're like what happened dude. Well, I'm just browsing the internet
Yeah, and then it would freeze and open up again. It's because all our CPUs were dying
Is that legal fuck? No, it's not. Do you think they care if it's legal? They got away with it
They don't there's no way for them to justify it and there's no way for them to pay it out
out. You can't pay out. Intel can't do anything about it. You can't compensate like 30 million
people or some shit. So guess what they did? Nothing. They just made it stop working. Let's
have it to stop damaging the CPU any further. But what is like, what's the ramification?
Nothing. Every 13th gen and 14th gen CPU was fucked. Every single one.
So, they literally nerfed your CPU, yeah.
Installing? Dude, it's locked up. The restart didn't do anything. I have to hard reset this shit.
I have to restart this shit again manually.
Oh, man.
Andy's having issues with the 9800X3D now.
That's a good chip.
I didn't want to upgrade to it though, because it took way more power.
The power usage wasn't really worth like the 10 to 15% increase in my opinion.
And now the 9580, 9850, I think is what it is.
It's an even smaller marginal increase and it takes even more power.
It's like, I don't know man.
I have a 7800X3D, which is like for bang for your buck, probably one of the greatest
gaming CPU has ever made. It is low power and it's insane. Like there's almost nothing
you can use that'll utilize all of it. Unless I like path trace a game, right? Maybe if
If I path trace a game, I might only get like 40 FPS at 4K, maybe.
Yeah, thank god I have multiple computers or else I'd be fucked.
Thank god I run my stream through two different computers.
You know?
Because I'm back.
I'm back.
Every time I reset this.
Dude, if I didn't, then you would have died.
I did and you guys are gonna be gone. Oh, just be gone. I feel like sorry guys. I'm fucked
All right, all right, let's see if they have solved
Now batting
Mr. Dude
You sure it's these guys?
Goal!
That opened up quickly.
It opened up normally.
Okay, that worked.
Relatively fast.
Can we go chat?
Welcome back to the stage of history.
Here's a problem.
I'm trying to empty my recycle bin.
Nothing's happening.
Here's a minor problem. I'm just trying to empty the recycle bin to see if the explorer is working and nothing is happening
Hey, there we go. That only took
I read what this says
Read what this says
What the fuck
The recycle bin is corrupted
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! What is that error?
Holy shit!
The recycle bin is corrupted!
What?
Oh, in this process? Yeah, hard drive just stopped working? Yeah, that's what it means.
One of my hard drives is just like fucking dead. What? Huh? Maybe I shouldn't unplug that.
Is this having an effect on everything?
Maybe.
It was unable to delete the items that were from that drive
because it was saying the drive was now corrupted.
Okay, hold up.
Let's go fly a kite.
This is our Windows night, dude.
Up to the highest height.
Did the update even install correctly?
It didn't.
It's installing now.
I had to restart the computer to even begin the install.
Now it's installing,
and now it's going to reset again.
Set 25 percent.
You're convinced Windows Home Edition is malware.
You might, I think you're right.
I think you're right.
Do you have the game on PS5 so you can fix this off-camera?
Do you think that, based on everything we've went through so far to get this far on-camera,
that I'm about to do this off-camera?
No.
I'm showing this whole process and how stupid it is.
You guys have to sit through this shit until it works.
That's where we're at.
I don't get to suffer and do this by myself.
No.
Now this is effectively now turned into content that will be documented and shared.
I'm just trying to get my computer working.
It was working before it turned itself off.
This is where we're at now.
This is a learning, this is a, this is a, this is a documenting and learning tool.
Ain't no way. We're committed. We're getting it working. We're gonna find a way. It's absolutely insane. I know it is. I know it is.
Just stay with me.
This is for those who come after, yeah.
This is gonna be the first part of the Resident Evil 6 playthrough or then it goes up on YouTube. Better believe it.
RE6 actually has nothing to do with this.
It's just a screwed up game that you have to find fixes for.
RE6 is just conveniently the thing that is going to
receive the most flak as a result of this.
This is purely a Windows problem.
Purely. This is an object lesson.
It's painful for me,
so it should be painful for you too. Damn straight.
I'm with you. Damn straight.
RA6 forced the restart that Windows already had installed the broken update. Yeah, pretty much.
The broken update was already installed in the background. I had not restart my computer yet.
but I just kept saying no for a long period of time.
So RE6 was the conduit,
the thing that got us to the point
where we need to restart the computer.
Welcome back to the stage of history.
It was the T-virus entering the computer.
Yes.
That's what it is.
It's fine.
I just wanted to see what RE6 looks like on my PC and I just wanted to see what RE4 Remake
looked like on my PC.
That was it.
Fuck you, Wesker.
I just wanted to see.
Is this Windows 11 25H2?
I don't know.
I don't want to touch anything right now.
I don't want to touch anything.
I can't tell you.
It doesn't say.
I'm just downloading the preview update that has the fix.
Crimson Desert video. That game looks amazing. I can't wait to play it.
Sure, there'll be nothing wrong with it.
Pending restart, here we go. Here we go. All right, the final restart, we're giving it
a shutdown. Update and shutdown. Final one. At least we got the capture card working
again, you know? Okay. Considering SteamOS when it comes out? Can SteamOS run like Photoshop
and shit and Sony Vegas and all that stuff? Can it run like all the other things that
I need? It's Linux-based. Some stuff, that's tough.
But if you're about near, the robots were right.
Okay, here we go.
We're restarting.
Correct.
Thank you, dude.
Hey, Max, how's it going?
Fine.
Just fine.
It's going just fine.
So that's fascinating.
I told my computer to update and shut down.
What do you think it did, Chat?
What do you think it did?
What do you think it's doing right now?
After me selecting update and shut down, what do you think it's doing right now?
curious what you think it's doing at the moment.
To restarting.
All right, there we go.
There we go.
Once it finishes, updates, it should shut down.
I have selected that several times on my computers
when I go to bed.
I'm like, update and shut down.
Yeah, fuck it.
I'm going to go to sleep.
And I'll come up and guess what I get when I wake up?
The login screen.
And it's just been sitting there for eight hours.
And I'm like, huh?
I thought I...
What the hell?
It was just you. I mean, everybody does the same shit.
Yeah, I don't want to sit here through an update.
Shut this bitch down when it's done.
And then you come back and there's a login screen.
And it's just been waiting for you to log in for the past, like, whatever, how many hours you left it.
Yeah, it's not this bad for OLEDs and shit. It's like, dude, excuse me?
There was a bug that fixed very recently, were updated and shut down, wouldn't shut down.
They fixed it only one to two months ago.
I'm tired.
I'm tired, boss.
I remember when technology made our lives better.
I legit do.
memories been. It wasn't like this this whole time chat. This is like a, this is
like a post COVID thing, pretty much. Like right around late 2010s. This is like
last five, six years-ish, where it was, you know, things are significantly
worse. The damage that entire situation had on the world is still being documented to this day.
The 2010s were beautiful. Dude, every two years there was something that was massively better than
the previous one. It finally shut down. Okay. It actually shut down. That's good. Here we go.
Like, I remember when things were just getting better, like, consistently, and I was just
being excited about what new thing is better.
And then the Fire Nation attacked.
Everything just sort of stopped.
It was right around 2016, in the years that came after.
I can't remember what happened in that year, but it had a substantial effect to have a
Dramatically detrimental effect on all of society something
Can remember Harambe died that's what it was that was the significant thing that happened in 2016 for sure Harambe died
You're right
Without his spiritual energy connecting us to the planet we lost it man
Our code of ethics was lost once we lost him and that's why he should be added to Tekken
That's why you should be in Tekken. I'm being real. Seriously. Why the fuck is Harambe not in Tekken?
They brought back Roger and not Harambe? Dude. Harambe should be dressed like he's like he's fucking Rambo.
And he should be put into Tekken. No kidding. He should have a grenade launcher and M16.
and he should be in Tekken
and he's from the future to save us
Harambo
Could you imagine if they put a character like that in the Tekken Chat?
Could you imagine
now batting Harambo
number 78
I
And the year 2035
3d printed
from the tears of liberals
So fucking tired
So okay
The Dale Kojima would go on to successfully recreate and predict all future events in video games.
All right, that worked pretty fast. I will say. That worked pretty fast.
Things are responding at a nominal frequency.
frequency. Let's check the update.
Okay, it does say that one's done, but there's some new shit popped up.
Okay, recycle bin working.
The recycle bin responded normally.
Okay, here we go.
I'm gonna fire up steam
This is it chat. How long did that take us not that long
These are just normal things that you have to deal with when having a personal computer nowadays
Normal shit
library
Resident Evil
It immediately launched the script dude, it's almost like my computer was fucked up
It immediately launched it
It's almost like the whole operating system was compromised.
It's almost like it wasn't my fault.
So the update fixed it, yes.
The patch fixed it, which was not a mandatory update, mind you.
Like a ton of people's PCs are going to be rendered nearly useless because of that Microsoft
update. And unless you go in and specifically select the new one, hey,
download the new one, this will fix your computer. But it's not. It's a preview
update. And the preview update does not just start downloading, it isn't, it
isn't, it has to become one eventually. That's insane, dude. That's actually
insane. Just that relationship with your like, I'm just
thinking of people that aren't me that are able to come to
logical conclusions of why the fuck is my computer toast? Like
it wasn't even an optional update, it was a preview update
like get a preview of the future things that are in
there. And they stuck the fix in that. So it wasn't like my
computer was like, Hey, warning, update this now, because your
shit's fucked. My computer is not telling me that. My computer
does not admit to any wrongdoing. Shit's normal, according to
them. However, if I get to the emergency patch that has the
fix, it's now working. And yeah, look at it's fucking
working. Look at this. It is working. Cursed it.
Damn, it really is a humanity blowing a giraffe. And nobody saw it. Did you imagine
them working on this game for four years and they don't see a a manatee
blowing a giraffe?
I never saw it.
Let's just see what this happens when I turn this on.
I have to get through like an intro.
I have no idea what this is.
the fix is running great. I just wanted to see if this was working chat tutorial time.
Now we have to get to the through the tutorial anyway for us to play with each other like the prologue.
It's the intro of the on-campaign. I'm pretty sure it's the middle point right it's you're in China
already and you have to like run away from some massive explosion on the freeway.
The prologue is way later in the game.
Here's the thing.
This game wasn't even that bad.
But Capcom was so butt-hurt by people's reception of it.
They were so butt-hurt by the reception that they would go on to reinvent Resident Evil
after this.
This game isn't Resident Evil but it's hella fun.
I think that's RE5.
Personally speaking, you want the game that isn't Resident Evil but it's hella fun?
Sorry, five.
Damn, they were right. Those old ass textures.
The levels in this game are awful, yes they are.
The levels are, like, especially bad.
Wow, that is fucking...
...dark.
That is...
...really dark.
It's not over yet.
Wow, this is a great menu.
What?
Hahaha!
Cute.
Uhhh...
Right this?
Hahaha!
This menu!
Oh shit.
I like it.
like it okay yeah it's actually kind of cool
hang in there Helena yeah the UI in this game is actually pretty sick too
I want me to slow you down. Just go.
Leon, turn up the brightness.
You're not getting up that easy. Come on.
I
Chat remember remember the Conan remember the Conan gag even when I saw this shit at E3 and Capcom was like
What do you think best resident evil? I was like
Remember the Leon thing? Hold on wait wait for it wait for it.
Good to go! Okay! Over there! That goofy fucking emote that Leon does? Thanks!
Give me an egg! After all we've been through. Over here!
I want to get a controller.
Are you still troubleshooting?
Ah, no, it's working.
It is working.
I just need to download some mods for this.
I can get a...
What's it called?
HD Texture Mods?
Goddamn.
I've done...
Chat, I've done like seven QTEs.
Literally like seven.
The character textures are decent. The environment textures are very low. It's an Xbox 360 game.
He's sending us through like an AI upscale, a little bit better.
Let's try this way.
Next is pushing that dumb meme. What meme?
We're almost through this.
Yeah, Matt Mercer plays Leon in this one.
I'm just thinking of his performance, I thought he was fine.
Nothing beats the new guy though.
Um, god, I hate that I forget his name, I met him, super cool dude.
The fact that the new dude played young Leon, 30s Leon, and now old Leon, Nick, Nick Apostles?
Is that what his name?
Nick Apostle.
I was gonna be a first-aid kid in here somewhere.
Apostle told the dude.
Yeah.
I met him during the Final Fantasy 16 event.
Super cool dude, right?
I can't believe it's him playing all three versions of Leon.
That's insane.
He plays RE2 Leon.
He plays the RE4 remake, RE2 remake Leon, RE4 remake Leon, and now RE9, and it's all coming
from a dude that's like in his 30s.
Like his ability to make Leon sound that young, and now that gruff and old is crazy.
They got like the best Leon voice actor.
Yeah, RE2 Remake Leon is the same guy.
Did you get an autograph? No, I just hung out with him.
But I'm not sure they'll help
Okay, listen, just follow my instructions. It was also mega desaturated. The Chris campaign is crazy insane
How bad it looks
Hold on Helena
too many good agents have died here today you're not getting out of that
list
this Leon is also not Leon it is the most uncharacteristic version of Leon
he acts like Leon does in the movies
She's just priced.
Oh, what?
I'm browsing keyboard again.
Doesn't act like normal Leon at all.
Jesus.
I'm not used to having a Prestige in it.
Can't let your guard down for a second
The CG movies are canon. Yeah, they are
How do you feel I think I'm gonna be okay
Thank you
Matt Mercer, is that Vincent's voice actor?
It is! Yeah.
He was born to play Vincent, dude.
That guy was literally born to play Vincent.
You can always refer to that in a pinch
So this game does away with the tank controls this game pretty much has the control scheme of
RE2 remake
Where it's like you press backwards you run backwards instead of like slowly walking backwards
It's kind of like where Resident Evil would go
This game kinda looks good. Oh yeah, no, you should definitely tune in. If you think this
looks good, you should definitely watch us play this shit in full. Stick around. We're
not playing through it all the day. I'm just getting through this, but you definitely
need to stick around. If you think this looks good, you're in for a wild ride,
I don't know what to do with it.
Sorry, 6 isn't as bad as people say it is.
You're allowed to feel these things.
Fortunately, I was there and I played it.
Well, I had a little bit of perspective.
That's a keyboard ammo. Jesus Christ.
I'm not sure if you can pull through.
Goddamn the camera shake dude.
Holy shit the camera shake.
It's got good combat.
No trust me the combat in this game is amazing.
You will NEVER use it effectively in the main campaign.
There's no reason to.
You will only use it in Mercenary.
Nice, man.
Very nice.
Yes.
I'm trying to figure out what you want me to do here.
use a person a lot so the combat in this game is like not you know like Devil May Cry 2 where
you just shoot everything you don't need to use the mechanics it's it's not as bad
as that but it's close
That's a really big fireball.
That's extra big.
Dude, the camera shake is nuts.
I don't remember the camera shake being this intense.
Is there no FLV in this game?
It might be a mod for the camera shake.
I think I just died, yes.
What's the game with the biggest disparity between awesome the combat system isn't how
little you use it?
That's a great question.
Look at that game.
Our RE6 is pretty much up there, it's got to be up there.
Metal Gear 4 is a great call, you really don't have to do a lot of the crazy cool
ship that Metal Gear 4 has.
Those are the Wilds?
Damn.
Are we excited yet?
Let's see if it's other scary or not, the audio just cut out, maybe it was on the wrong
This is the 360-air of QTEs, right, but also, so was RE5, but RE5 didn't have as many QTEs
as this game does.
And they're like, not interesting QTEs, that's the problem.
You all right?
Yeah.
Something doesn't feel right.
That's a Ser's Wrath on a PC. Nobody bought it, man. I just jump off this? Okay.
Uh, Ser's Wrath is on PC technically. On PlayStation 3 emulation, it's very good.
with Steve. I already did play this with Steve. Back in my twenty seventeen.
back for more.
Why'd they make this the prologue?
Well, they're trying to like, get you, I'll be honest, the prologue is setting up the
game for what the game is going to be and how it's different than the previous ones and I think the
prologue does a pretty good job because the prologue is also pretty disappointing you know to give
to give the prologue credit it's here to like begin an anticipation of what you're about to get into
and even when we played the prologue we're like this sort of sucks and yeah the rest of the game
sort of lines up like none of it really hits any of the highs of previous Resident Evil games
at all. It just is the way it is.
That's like, wow.
Oh, weird shit.
Yeah, the game's tedious to play. It's like a chore.
The crack for like just like a billion action set pieces and all of this shit.
It kind of is boring.
Yeah, great though, now we've got it working, that's all I really wanted, I really wanted.
Now I'll have to go into, I'll have to go in and get, I'll have to go in and get like
Like HD stuff.
Camera settings?
Dude, trust me.
There's no way to change that shit.
Like...
Field of view and aiming.
Wait.
I don't remember these.
Because these aren't on the console.
Chat.
Does this make it more narrow?
It was added higher the number the grade of the field of view for the default camera okay
so this was added later good it patched a few of these options back in because there's
That's good.
So I'm assuming Co-op was somewhere in here?
Remember you sat down with a friend and finally beat this game?
After about four hours he turned to you and asked, what's happening in this story?
And you couldn't answer.
Normal.
Sorry, sex shit.
Yeah, chapter's like a joint game.
Wait, how do I host this game?
Or do you just have a game up and you can invite people from it?
I think co-op only begins after the prologue.
Okay.
Yeah, you have to put a game up and then it like opens an instance.
Yeah, when you pick a campaign.
Okay, let's fix something that we're not going to play.
I just want to see how the game looks.
Yeah, Aida is available by default.
I don't think I ever played through this.
See Chris, yeah, so Chris 100%.
Oh, this game had split screen! That's crazy.
Chris is like, that's fucking game.
God damn it.
That is all fucking game. I'm gonna throw up in my hand.
So it's fucking good.
Chris's campaign is cool. Chris's campaign is a bad quality to game.
It's not the worst.
Uh, but you know.
It's a COD campaign.
And if you thought, uh...
If you thought...
that, like, Resident Evil 5 was a COD campaign. No, this is really a COD campaign.
Cloud, thank you for the 5.
Another round.
Dude, they make Leon a drunk in the movies, and they make Chris a drunk in this game.
Like, the eventually all Resident Evil main characters just evolve into drunks.
I saw a Resident Evil movie where Leon was like, drinking and he was like, I'm falling
over and shit, like, I was like, damn, Leon's character came a long way.
are up. Leon was drunk in the movies for nothing yeah I saw like one of them was
like that. You hear the poor drinks from a pretty. So how about you shut your mouth
like you don't want to play this? No this is definitely a hate play. It
definitely is. Like I would not be playing this if it wasn't for a
couple other people that have never played these before and I'm going to
escort them through Resident Evil 6. It's a hate play. No I would never
never willingly fire the ship.
We played it before in 2017, before RA7 came out.
And it was just as bad.
Yeah.
How about this?
You heard of this?
Dumbass!
What is that?
You really don't remember anything, do you?
Idiot!
Bioterrorism.
No, bioterrorism!
Chris is so dumb.
You can't hide from your past, Chris.
Chris has Genova in him.
Who are you?
What is this?
Okay.
You don't remember me?
Oh god! That's what I've been trying to forget!
I said look!
Dumbass!
Those were your men! Men who died under your command!
You only took it as a member, Chris!
Oh god!
If you walk away now, then this was all for nothing!
Stop!
Look, Dammit!
Dammit!
Six months of searching for you.
And this is what I find!
Nothing in this game is funny, chat. Not a single fucking thing.
There's not a single goddamn thing that'll make you smile in this game.
Yes, I hear you.
There's not a single thing. There's no- there is no moment.
The only time you're gonna laugh is because it's bad.
It's where you belong.
The only time it's gonna get a- like the giggle out of this is because it's taking itself so seriously.
So we're not gonna play through the entirety of the Chris campaign, but I have questions
Thanks for you after this cutscene.
way I'll get my life back.
HQ to Alpha-T, no change to your mission, suppress the fire terror outbreak while proceeding
to Point A's of Spain.
Niko, Niko's gonna get the full experience in the Jake campaign.
So, chat, just to throw it out here, Chris's entire campaign exists because he is going
through a PTSD of losing the men that worked with him on some previous bioterrorism thing,
right?
Follow me?
Okay.
So he gets a new bioterrorism crew of people that he has to defend, and the whole point
of his story now is that, oh, he's gonna wrong the rights, right?
That is Chris's entire point of the story, right? With all these new bio-terrorism guys are hanging out with him?
I wonder what happened to them, and I wonder what happens to Chris, and I wonder how he evolves as a result of it.
Hmm.
Hmm, right the wrongs. Yeah, he literally wrongs the rights.
Literally, I, you just caught me, I just, I just spoiled the whole thing because he wrongs the rights instead of writing the wrongs.
All he does is get him all fucking killed and he's actually cool with it in the end.
I must live for them type of shit.
Like the entire story was leading up to him being self-sacrificing and like, oh yeah,
now he's gonna do the thing that he was always meant to do, you know?
Now I'm gonna be the one to save you guys.
No.
It doesn't turn out that way at all.
It's crazy dude.
Controls in the game are definitely better than RE5 and shit.
Because it's almost like the gameplay itself is very good.
Shit is on point.
The mouse and keyboard feel weird to me.
somebody join who the hell the Sony join I hate to break it to you but I'm not
not very serious about this right now the vsa a has arrived on the
excuse me there's always a lot of reload are that would be that would make
sense
Our civilian clear out of the way. Oh shit
Damn the camera shake is nuts
Uh, can I
They looked right at each other, they almost touched, they almost kissed.
Is this Gears of War dude?
You haven't seen anything yet.
Bro, if you're unaware of this game, I am so excited that people will get to experience
for the first time and be as disappointed as we were 12 years ago
I
Captain
It's feeling
We dealt with back at adonium
I copy that, proceed with the dream caution.
Then these zombies are crazy.
We gotta put in that face mask.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, either.
When Chris is being asked by Jill to go and take care of shit and Jill is like
millions of people will die Chris the world is at stake and Chris says well
yeah but and then Jill has to interrupt him and tell him he's like stupid Chris
goes well yeah but
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Take care of this for me, boys.
I have no ammunition.
Damn, I don't even know how to, like, switch weapons.
Okay.
Damn.
Damn, things are happening.
Beat the shit out of this dude skill points. Let's go. That's right. This game is also an RPG
You're out of ammo too now sensitivity is very high like wow
I wonder if I just plug in a controller and it'll start working.
Oh Christ's sake.
Oh, left stick is left trigger is melee.
You're under arrest.
Stop resisting.
Unpaid parking tickets.
He didn't return his library book.
Wow.
Chris, what's wrong with you?
That's why you have stamina!
I have a stamina gauge.
I forgot.
Because Chris only lifts.
of
Oh shit
He's just dead
That's sure I don't know how to open the menu chat I'm not some keyboard
What an open triangle.
Escape to bring him there.
Yeah, I know I'm trying to get the other menu.
You're a little like your tic-tacs menu.
Literally have tic-tacs.
It's not tab.
I
Cue to all teams we've just received reports
Capsule
Ain't that
I
Duck behind the thing Chris Jesus Christ, bro
Okay
Oh, it is this is this is resin and evil, okay, like the best
Fucking duck
Found it. What the hell was it? I can't get out of it exit E
It's E
It's E. I found it
Jesus feel like I'm playing this shit with my head on backwards
of
the sound
of a mic on some shit
You lost contact with the recon unit. Proceed with extreme caution.
This is not a ground getting fucking stabbed, dude.
I cannot believe the camera shake but it's intense trust us it's intense
neutralizing hostiles at four parts with Charlie team they take it heavy casualties
HQ copy sending that it's your way
It's fine
Is that a rotary phone?
He's like turning the dial?
Fuck!
Nine!
Seven!
Is that a rotary phone?
digital analog this was the campaign the campaign that we played at E3 me and Simmons played
it and we're like this shit sucks what is not good the Capcom guy was like pretty great
huh and we're like I don't know dude because the camera was even more shoved up Chris's
ass? If you really couldn't see anything.
Let me switch weapons.
Oh my god, duck is two.
It's not even a duck, it's like a sway. Dodge is there.
Do I even have another gun?
There it is.
Bro, how do I...
Bro, this control scheme is insane.
This control scheme's insane.
I'm like, how do I get my gun?
Not the scroll wheel.
I do arrow keys?
Press arrow keys while I'm pressing W-SAD?
yeah that also isn't it you thought that was it that's also not it
the
scroll wheel sideways
present D
I'm struggling out here bro.
Oh my guns back so the grenade occupied the spot of the gun
Yeah grenade occupies the gun spot
It's G.
I'm learning the controls are so bad on PC
Oh, I remember these sequences.
The muscle memory saved me there.
Hey, Piers!
Take a little fuck on you!
I said, you're ass!
I'm gonna return the favor!
I'm gonna need it.
Make your way back to the exit.
Make your way to the exit.
This is what I mean by this game has a great combat system and like most of the time you
play it you never want you never want to engage with it
Oh, oh, to press the number one to get out of it, I depressed the number three.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Chat. Like 800 people worked on this game.
This is the first RA to have movement while aiming. Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, pretty much.
800. Yep.
Three different developers across Capcom and outsourced a holy shit.
Okay, this Capcom Acknowledgement 6 is bad again.
RE6 sold well
But Capcom was so butt-hurt by people not receiving it. Well that after this they reinvent Resident Evil
Turned into an RE7
They'll never publicly say
that
game not good
however
the first admittance of even Resident Evil 6
existing
recently happened
With the new director of resident evil 9 acknowledging that this takes place after resident evil 6
People are like whoa, what the hell the reason that reaction happened was because a public
Acknowledgment of resident evil 6 happening and not ever happen
It's always like yeah, we know but like the developers acknowledging that this game happened is never took place
Fuck we got him.
Holy shit.
That is not what that button was doing before bro, bro
We'll do what we can until you get here. I'm not I have a fucking knife
Thank you
You just punch me in the chest
of
chat if you hadn't noticed what would you like to continue you have selected no
So, um, yeah, full playthrough, yeah.
I'm only going to play this game if I have to.
I'm only going to play this game if I have to, and I'll get the controller up and running.
The good news is that we got it working.
We got it working.
That's the important part.
It's working.
Make sure RE4 is working. Hold on a second.
Lore 6, worse RE game in your opinion?
Of the mainline series, of course.
I'd rather play any other game, but I like a lot.
the
Ah, good.
This is Remake, yeah.
Oh, let me, let me just stop torturing myself.
Can I stop the torture?
I want to make sure these things are operating.
I'm fully functional.
Damn.
I was reminded by a video.
Oh, it was, uh, it was full screen.
I took a long time.
When you start to play Resident Evil 6
You hammer the buttons to make the mistakes
Punch or two, shoot or two, don't want to kick.
You hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks.
I'm screaming at Leon because he's so thick.
His special awareness is better than brick.
The camera keeps jerking, he's making me sick.
So hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks.
What's with these controls? Are they taking the mick?
No, hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks.
Just give me some options, a tactic to pick.
No, hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks.
These damn cuties happened too bloody quick.
I'm tired of shaking the anal on stick.
The camera keeps jerking, I'm gonna be sick!
I'm on the buttons and wake up the sticks!
Actually, it is a...
a misunderstood masterpiece, according to many.
It's actually a misunderstood masterpiece. It's actually very good.
enough time has passed all right now I misunderstood masterpiece the best game
when are we finding out really better are you six days soon I have to get it
clear on some schedules
damn
to
church on time
240 hertz
chill
It's a lot of hurts for a 4k monitor.
What are you talking about here?
Okay.
60's fine.
The Delady FX Super Resolution.
It doesn't have DLSS.
It's only got FSR.
FSR 2.
Yeah, I might want that instead of TA.
if
if it starts to make a blurry AF to be honest shit
let's get into the game and just check
plus chromatic aberration? Jesus. Oh, remember when the rain made the game look terrible?
I forgot about that.
Why is all this shit like messed up?
There was a mod to fix the rain.
Why is AO off?
Then Max Modibit?
I can't remember.
Just like firing this up for the first time.
A long time?
So I'm trying to figure it out.
First time with all this hardware, that's for sure.
environments are missing.
Jesus.
She said.
I'm doing the randomizer. We're just getting this to see if it's working right now.
Use RA framework for DLSS. I see.
I need to see.
Prepping for the future runs.
We just downloaded this.
sacrificial man you will receive our most
wow
condor wonder roost do you read me under one you can radio seven for three
hours are you all right yeah I'm fine we'll let it happen again and the
Yeah, I wonder if I can add DLSS to this game from the NVIDIA wrapper?
That's a good point.
Oh, it's dark.
Oh, is it dark?
You see the add-ary framework that has DLSS, gotcha. I mean, I probably don't need it.
The only thing that I would want DLSS chat is
The other reason you would want DLSS is to replace the anti-aliasing options that are present in the game right now.
And that's this shit. FXAA and TAA just sucks. It just sucks.
So DLSS removes our need to have this shit. It just looks so much better.
This still looks very nice.
Yeah, dude, I don't even need aliasing.
Is FXAA still on?
I'm sorry, what's it called?
This, it's off.
So we're just running a native 4K, 60fps.
And it looks pretty good.
I'm looking pretty good.
I'm looking forward to playing this again again.
Right. Oh
Oh, yeah
The only problem with RE4 remake it's so close to RE2 remake, bro
I'm sorry. It's so close to OG RE4
And the issue with that is that it makes it kind of unmemorable because of it, for the
people that did not play the original RE4, that's not the case.
Like this game was very memorable, it was very cool because for a lot of folks that
played this the first time, this was their first experience with Resident Evil 4.
So like, yeah, it's kind of amazing.
But for me, I liked it a lot.
I had a great time with this.
It's just, I kind of forgot a bit of it.
I kind of forgot a little bit of it.
And that's because of most of the memories I have of this game are actually from OGRE4.
Funn is replayable as the OG, maybe.
Extra filtering is at 4.
Oh, you're right.
I can afford that
Damn! Bro! Holy shit. Chill.
What's the melee?
There it is.
But if they change things from OGRE4 people would have complained.
Um, yeah, it's almost like RE4 didn't really need a remake.
It really didn't.
Like, I think that's just the reality of it.
It almost didn't need one.
And it's so great.
so really good this is the this is the this is the issue with remaking a game
that was is aggressively hard to see how they could improvement the controls
maybe like the controls are one thing for sure
it's very pretty looking. Damn dude.
You hope they never remake R1 Remake? Yeah, they probably will. I kind of am not entirely
against it either but you know me and Simmons preach to the choir I still like
this game I saw it a ton of fun with it it's just it was hard to justify like oh
I can't wait for the RE4 remake and it's like our effort so good like it's still
the best resident evil like still
No batteries in the living room!
You might hit a cloud.
Oh.
Is that some kind of shrine?
Same mark from the church.
Weird.
It's the lake.
The locket.
RE2 Remake is more memorable and fun.
Right, so why is that?
because RE2 was not them just remaking RE2 the same as the older one but a bit
better. RE2 was a complete reimagining like a Final Fantasy 7 remake of the OG
like it's a completely different game. A full realization of how you can
modernize this shit in the modern day like very different from the original.
And this one doesn't what I'm saying is that the reason that that game is more memorable is because it did that this game is
Very similar to re4
It's kind of hard to reinvent
Ari for
Because it's good
This is our E4 with cool parries and shit, you know
You played re3 remake twice in this game once did I
Did I play through RE3 remake multiple times?
Did I?
I don't know if I did.
Really?
You played it on normal then again on hard?
On Inferno?
It was also bad short.
You can like blast through a three-remake really quick.
This game is kind of a lot.
Be real.
Similar to OGRE4, this game is kind of a lot.
If the question is, would you prefer to replay this game or OGRE4?
I would say unequivocally, without a doubt, I'd prefer to play OGRE4.
Especially with like the HD shit?
Yeah.
Like the OG's just...
for something about it.
Does it make this one worse? I don't know.
I don't know.
The control scheme doesn't get me nearly as much.
For this one, I can see why.
There's a reason, chat, that this is like one of the best-selling Resident Evil games.
And there's a reason why OGRE4 is one of the best-selling Resident Evil games.
Oh, I hated RE3.
I don't want to play it again.
I legit do not want to play RE3 again.
Like gameplay-wise this shit is just so good.
Like if I- could I be bothered to play this?
Like, oh no, it wouldn't bother me at all.
It's just fun.
It's just a fun game.
Good looking too.
Damn, that knife speed is way high.
Got all my upgrades.
That's crazy, RA4R is way better than the OG, right?
I mean, in every, in most tangible ways, gameplay-wise, it is.
Like it legit is.
I can't really argue why I like the old one, especially with HD mods more.
I can't really, like, argue a direct reason why, other than...
I think it's the soundtrack.
I'll be real, I think it's the music.
I think there's something... this game's music is okay.
The music is just straight better.
Nostalgia is one thing, but music's also directly tied to nostalgia.
And also, like, the atmosphere of OGRE4 is also much different.
That's what I mean by vibes, is that the vibes of OGRE4 are a lot different than this one.
R8 for his music it does, yeah.
R8-2-R is the same way music, yeah I agree.
I think classic or as unable to has better music.
I mean we're like nitpicking here.
We're like legit nit-picking shit.
It's just an interesting thing to think about, you know?
Like, why is it that way?
Why do we feel that way?
Try mercenaries.
It's fun.
I played a lot of mercenaries in this.
It's playing as Wesker.
It's fun as shit.
Why, Gamora?
Jesus, Leon.
Do I prefer RE2 Remaker, I4 Remaker, Vice-Versa?
I don't know.
It's been a long time since I played through a natural RE2.
The randomizer was wonderful. I will say. Our Blue Herb randomizer RE2 run was great.
It was very fun. But it's been quite a while since I've played this RE2 remake straight.
The new Byron 1 is way more in-depth. I can see it.
This is also way more expanded.
Wow that rain is so...
doesn't look like that rain does not look like that there's a reason why that
was that right it's so thick rain doesn't look like that dude all the games are
really fun yeah I know that's pretty much what it boils down to I think all
the games were legit good
no it's also great immediately the control scheme of this game makes
sense. Immediately. There's no adoption. There's nothing. No weirdness. It's just right into
it, man. Like it just feels normal.
That
The trick is still in here, right, Chad?
Is that trick not in here anymore?
entire crafting system now. I think well sorry for our fans love both even if we
prefer one over another that's a great way of putting it I think I think I
I agree with that too.
Knife parrying was a very cool addition as well, I agree.
I want to get DLSS up and running on this chat.
So I just got to install RE framework for this bitch?
Is that it?
I really want to see what DLSS does for this.
Here's the real debate. Do you guys like quicksort or no?
No, I don't. It's like the point. Quicksort removes the point. That's the whole point,
my dear you know you know when here's my take on it quick sort is fine if it's new game plus
new game plus it's like you played through the whole game with organizing your shit
Here's the next way through you can turn it on or off
Got it so bad
I think they're bothering making Code Veronica before five.
I think, and this is the only other resident evil that needs a remake more than Code Veronica
is zero.
But a lot more people have better things to say and fonder memories of Code Veronica
than zero.
It's pretty hard to find anybody that genuinely likes RE0.
That's pretty hard.
I'm not acknowledging they don't exist.
I think they do exist, but at least go Veronica has its fans.
Oh, this is blocked off now. Wow.
That about Dino Crisis, I agree.
Dino Crisis needs a remake dude. You need to re-envision that fucking game.
Dino Crisis needs to be turned into not like an awkward puzzling game.
With Dinosaurs.
Cause I'll be honest, that's
what it is. It's an awkward puzzling game with Dinosaurs.
I saw him in play too.
Puzzle crisis.
I haven't turned this off.
I'm enjoying- oh, this is the sad ass side quest, that's right.
I forgot about this sad ass side quest.
Super sad side quest.
Isn't there like a rare monster or something that pops up here?
How many things would be randomized with this mod? Well, I haven't
began it yet. I'm just firing up the game to make sure it's working. But apparently
a lot. Apparently the mod is very good. Leaping Lizzie.
Valker member. Nothing spawns there. Really? I thought I remembered something.
Isn't there rare enemies in this game? There's like something like that.
th
I'll revert there, she asshole.
Damn, scary.
No, this is not randomized. I just fired it up and I haven't stopped playing it.
I just turned the game on.
And I'm still playing.
It's my full playthrough. No, stop asking!
I just turned the game on. I'm just re-familiarizing myself without this entire thing works and looks.
And I'm being reminded why it's fun.
That's it. RE4 is just a fun-ass-fun game.
The Resident Evil Vortex. I was reminded why RE6 sucks and now I'm being reminded why RE4 is good.
That's all we're at. That's all where we're at right now.
And I think I'm doing the same thing with the chat at the moment, okay? We're just, we're just looking.
Not doing a full playthrough or anything.
Just a pallet cleanser.
I won't lie, I kind of miss RE1, it'll be real, it's been a long time since I played RE1.
I don't know if I played this one professional, I unlocked professional but I did not play
it.
Is this where we came from or is this where we have to go?
because I also won't do it.
Wanna watch him play randomized RE4 remake.
And then I'm gonna play through,
I'm sorry, randomized RE4 original,
while I play through the remake.
Under a randomizer.
Visual puzzles.
Why is Leon so cool?
Ethan sucks, same as it ever was.
guns and shit, right?
There's no dodging this.
Yeah, obviously, yeah.
all the way. Okay. That's good to me. Big ass map.
The biggest difference is that in, um, Classic RE4, I'm very familiar with that game, right?
And this one, not so much, so it'd be more of a surprise.
Like, I want to know what the hell to expect here.
Damn, the bird shit walls.
Merchants? No?
Yeah, I think what I want to do is I want to go download um,
RE...
There's the merchant. I want to go download, um,
The mod tool for this.
RE framework.
So we can get DLSS put into here.
I'm kind of curious about that I've got some new items in stock come take a look
guys I got the Empire it's star Ranger image quality oh I can actually bump this
up way beyond damn well I'm mostly now there's still shimmering all over the
Play as dude
You're pretty much put in it like 6k or some shit
Isn't that what that does image quality Brad 4k already. Yeah
Jesus do this 170% as high as it goes
And there's some performance drops. Makes sense. We're running at nearly 8k now.
And still, like, there's still aliasing, dude. Straight up. There is still aliasing. Like,
you can't get rid of it. Just running, just cranking up resolution will never get rid of
of aliasing
it won't
this is this is why dls s is so sick
because it's the new best way of fixing
anti aliasing it just is the best
the way things though the fixing of the shimmering in shit like that is this is
how it works now
it is the
pretty much
completely circumvented the need for anti aliasing anymore no more t a a no
more affects a shit
we don't need anymore dls s fixes it
no longer a problem
It's so bizarre how in every goddamn game that came before, it was a huge problem.
And now...
And now it's solved.
You know what anti-aliasing is? It's pretty much...
The sharp pixel edges of shit.
And how do you soften those? Because they look rough.
You know? Like, let's take an example.
Let's see if we can drop the game's resolution.
Like, turn it up a bit.
Oh boy.
Pop it.
Kevin?
Is it not catching?
Not catching, dang it.
Pretty much smoothing sharp edges, yeah.
It is.
If I switch to full screen, that'll mess everything.
Damn it, I can't show it super easily right now unfortunately.
Yeah, the merchant plays legit pirate music.
What am I getting frameless here?
Tinkering.
Alright.
Making it big for the chat to see.
Um, just 60.
I think my monitor might be set to 60.
Aha!
Like my monitor is at the 60.
PC?
I must have.
Yeah.
I must have.
Wow, it downloads the 4k assets
These were stressful
I mean we did it though
I think I did it.
Three, two, one, begin.
The front, the professional.
It feels like there's bullet travel.
Yes, he pulled.
Three out.
Off to a good start.
I got the punisher shoot so slow.
Yeah, they did some of these with the mouse. Yeah, I was addicted to these. They were very
fun. Now we're gonna be playing our I-4 Remake soon. Soon.
People were saying DLSS acts weird on this game though. We're on a 40-90 right now.
Bring the logic back down to 60 sync was check actually
that's the game
It makes the game look great, but kind of messes with the UI and the text.
Ah, so it's not like that wasn't designed for it.
So it's not dialed in.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm at 60 anyway.
Let's play the VR version of this.
I tried it before.
Oh, look at that shimmering going on inside the elevator chat.
It's just distracting.
Looks like the world is moving.
That's what we're talking about.
Right now we have like no anti-aliasing, so you get shit like that.
See all like the door of the elevator like right here.
See how it moves?
It looks like it's like crawling up and down.
That's that's what anti-aliasing is for.
That is called aliasing.
Anti-aliasing is to is to is to fill is to soften that out.
One second.
Fsr2 quality.
And it goes away. Yeah. Pretty good. I mean, FSR 2, this might be the way to go. This
still looks nice. It's lost a little bit of it, but FSR 2 is doing a lot. It helps a
a lot. I would just use FSR2 is also like not great. I would probably, if I could, stick
a little bit of a sharpening filter on this. I don't know if they have that. There's any
sharpening option. Is that still at 60? Oh yeah. It's at the top right. Our frame timing
is god tier too. Pump the sharpness a bit along FSR2. Yeah, where do you, can you
do that? I don't know if there is a sharpness setting. I don't know if there is.
Try this.
the difference is so small it's insane
yeah this looks good
it might just be no FSR2 needed
damn
Holy shit.
I'm so fucking hungry.
Holy shit.
Have SR2 only if you really struggle with thieves?
Yeah.
We're not.
Does this look smooth on your guys' end?
It looks mad smooth for me.
The VR version of this I've tried.
Or damn, you know what, no I haven't.
The VR version of RE2, RE4 Remake, I have not tried.
We never tried that.
I forgot that they put that on PSVR2, right, Chad?
the image quality setting works like super sampling to crank it up yeah I should probably
do that from here um you can probably put this at like 150 and not getting any performance
It's damn
Not bad
There's a paid mod for VR in this game no no
No, there's not so that shit was Capcom made it themselves. It was free on
on the PC version maybe but no Capcom just made it later Ari sorry for VR right
I mean right I have a psvr2 I do it was free
FxAA, the TA alone.
Nah, I gotta get rid of that one better.
Same guy that charged for a cyberpunk mod?
Oh, okay.
If we're talking about PC shit, then yeah.
Nah, I get you.
The PlayStation version is free.
Damn, that was the last one.
Holy shit.
Isn't this better than PS5? Well, I mean, yeah.
Pre-Z.
What do I mean by that? Yeah.
Actually, that's not even fair. Like...
There are several ports of games.
There are several ports of games where, like, the console version just can run better.
But Capcom's gotten pretty good at this, especially now their track record is getting
a whole bunch better because of Monster Hunter getting fixed.
Monster Hunter runs good on PC now, dude.
I mean, it could run better, but it's now good.
Just vibing out with this shit.
Running around.
Not doing anything particularly important.
I tested, uh, Monster Hunter?
Yes, we played it as soon as the patch came out and we were like amazed by it.
it was insane. Like everything just ran smooth. We saw the dial some things in here and there
to really push it, but if there's more optimization coming in the future they're definitely in
a very very good position for that game to finally run good. Change the rain in the
the hair strands trust me
is there no softsave in this?
you're scared and terrified how and if modern re-remakes are gonna run on switch too dude
they're gonna be good like they're likely gonna run at 30 fps but they're gonna look
good. A reminder, Switch has DLSS. That shit's gonna look good.
Like, you can make the game run effectively at 480p and get a really solid 1080p image.
They're targeting 60fps for RE9. I'm not even surprised. These games aren't that demanding.
Let's see.
Rekrame's getting a BR2 version as well?
I don't know about that.
was the last thing we wanted to change her terrain lens flair
airstraps
this is no difference for no difference
There's a lot of settings in here, it's nice.
We don't necessarily need ray tracing, I think that's kind of demanding.
Rain set to high.
No, no, no, rain.
We want rain on low, chat.
The high quality rain was the problem.
Chat, this shit did not save as high as a kite.
There's no auto saving at all.
I
Condor wonder roost do you read me?
Even radio silent for three hours. Are you all right? Yeah, I'm fine
Won't let it happen again and the church. I'm still looking for whatever key I need copy that
I'm glad you're okay
Promo doesn't save ah
I'm unprofessional
That's why the guy ran up to me and didn't stop, right?
That's why the crazy-ass old man when I first ran into him, he's like,
Ah, he just ran up to me and grabbed me immediately.
I was like, bro, chill.
They don't do the thing where they run up to you and then stop and then attack you.
They just run up and attack you.
I get it.
The rain has already fixed before release, and the max quality looks much better.
Oh, damn it.
Yes, bitch.
Tell me I gotta save via checkpoints and or ocean.
Isn't pro mode supposed to be like new game plus?
Is that not like the goal of it?
Yeah, it's it's meant for you to have like all of your shit
You carry this guy
You know how quick shot of this?
I bring Quickshot back in Requiem.
Leon has access to Quickshot.
Oh, fuck.
Where he goes, boom, and then he like pulls up the gun real quick.
He doesn't have Quickshot in this one, I just realized.
Yeah, you can parry the head popper.
The slash, you can.
Yeah, this looks great.
I'm looking forward to playing this again.
RE6 started it. Yeah, we were just messing with RE6. It started it.
And why does Leon have it in Requiem?
Because Leon, for the first time, has post RE6 Leon.
So, RE6 gameplay shit is now, and now that I've played a little bit of RE6 again,
I'm like, yeah, there's some similarities here.
Gameplay-wise, Leon doesn't play as much like this.
He plays a bit like this and RE6 mixed together.
Oh, a professional difficulty is perfect parry only.
Ah.
Ah, how the fuck do I heal?
What do I heal?
Do I heal from the menu?
There's no quick heal in this one, I see.
I'm looking forward to this dude.
Straight up.
I think this is going to be fun.
Um, yeah, I'm going to have to dial in that mod.
And I'll have to figure out how we get the mod working to a point where I'm really happy
with it.
Rendo's great.
You enjoyed it.
What is this place?
If you don't need to play it on professional, I think Hardcore would be good.
Neo3 are we clocking out?
I want to play some Neo3.
Some kind of shrine.
Is that some kind of shrine?
The bow run for this is fantastic.
That's amazing.
Heads?
Oh, shit, Lake.
Hardcore's perfect for it.
Great.
I'm looking forward to it, dude.
Yeah.
I need to find a good time to start that shit.
Use RE framework and Fluffy Mod Manager
for loading mods in this game.
What is like, is there any essential mods for this?
Are there any mods that like really are better?
Like actually really enhance shit?
Is there like FOV shit in camera?
Shitless mod, yes.
My FOV is already all the way out.
Bro, this is what...
Yeah, this is like PlayStation gaming.
Shit.
Shirtlessly on as a must, personally.
Wasn't that in the fucking game?
There's a balance mod that makes a lot of the whack guns pretty good.
There's a manual flashlight mod, so you can use it with-
Really? Does it map the flashlight to a button or some shit?
Manual flashlight, how funny
That's pretty funny
I'll use the keyboard and mouse not sure how it works on the controller, yeah.
Dude, we were getting Resident Evil games like every year, and then all of a sudden we were
not.
Now it's been a long time, it's been since this.
Does it not?
We were no shit getting an RE game like every single year for like five years.
And then nothing.
Like a very long period of time now.
One and a half years now.
What was, to me the last thing that came out was this.
I can't think of anything else.
Like RE4 Remake was the last big thing and it will be effectively four years, I'm sorry
three years, twenty-one three.
as a resident of all game doesn't count
doesn't count
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
one
those are expecting a bigger splash
It's a different team work on the remakes.
Uh, yes. Actually the mainline Resident Evil team and the remake team are different.
They're not the same direct developers.
damn bear traps
those guys around here
so it was the last game made by the mainline team
Um, um, hey, dammit, chat, I think it's about time to retire this guy.
This just happened, I thought I was feeling a little weird.
See that?
Bro.
My $200 controller.
Just swap it out. Yeah. Yeah.
I can buy tops for it. It still feels good without it, to be real. It's fine. It's annoying.
It's just annoying.
What sucks is that it's my favorite controller, too.
Hold up.
I helped Microsoft out on Ninja Gaiden for the preview.
They did give me this.
And this is a new one. Hold on.
So here's how these Elite V2s work, chat.
right? It comes inside there. But below all this bullshit is actually...
Is this it?
No! It's a cable! What the fuck?
It has to come with one.
What?
It's supposed to come with the buttons.
Yeah, the stick caps.
It's supposed to.
What?
These are the paddles.
These are the paddles for the back.
but
Bro
Because these come off right it didn't literally literally come off some are just controllers
Like I can take the d-pad off of this bitch to take this they're in the carrying case
and because these are the wrong sticks I use the I use the Xbox 360 sticks that these are
specifically xbox 360 that one's just the controller it's cheaper
There's two models, there's a core and a pro, God, damn it.
I never really thought I'd ever fix it.
Oh, look what I bought.
By the way, look what I bought.
I almost bought a new inbox.
It was a new inbox, actually.
This is a 500 gigabyte Xbox 360 slim.
Cause mine is like dead.
So 500 gigabyte, that'll hold about a hundred games.
Hell yeah brother, can't wait, I'm gonna soft mod this shit out of this guy, I'm gonna
bad update this guy.
I'm gonna do it.
We need to have our legit Xbox 360 day legit like all access to all those 360 games that I have that don't work in the disc tray.
So yeah looking forward to it.
I think it should.
For the shoebox.
Sort of.
Controller for it.
They came with one.
And with the GOAT!
The GOAT!
Straight up.
It's just the GOAT.
Brand new.
There's no GOAT.
In fact, I'm gonna put the batteries in it right now.
Or I can get a rechargeable.
the go. Play with that one. Well, I mean the entire point of the elite V2, the entire point
of this one is that you can make it more like a 360 controller. Comfortability to 360
That voice is amazing, it's unmatched!
Because I know it's an older system.
Battery fucking exploded probably years ago
Battery exploded years ago
That's not here, is that decades?
Well I mean, whenever it happened, it happened not on my watch.
Let's hope this corrosive be careful.
I know.
I'm going to have to clean it up.
I didn't unload itself on me it was it was I opened up the battery case and it was dried
right now, like...
stop my handshat!
NOOOOOO! GOD IT'S CORROR SAMMIT!
NOOOOO!
NOOOOOOO!
NOOOOO!
The controller is still fucking busted.
The issue is that I'm back to square one.
Controller still looks like this.
It's a lot of salt.
That's a good one.
Get back.
FBI, open up!
Oh, what could be in here?
Why is there just a full Elite V2 in here?
Why?
I don't know.
Oh! That is the elite one.
Right.
You're right
But the wrong sticks and I drop this one
You think one doesn't have detention sticks ah all right, so that's why it sucks
It's it's got the loose ass controls, which is what the Xbox one did in the Xbox series X
They have super loose sticks
Sucks have no tension to them trash
Right it's actually not what I want I forgot I had this I legit forgot I had this and this is not what I want
.
I have no replacement for it.
The problem is that I need the Xbox 360.
I mean I could just do that.
I need the Xbox 360 stick replacers.
I don't have them.
Pro has the dickless controller.
Sorry.
Pro's holding on to the dickless controller.
These damn QTEs happen too, buddy. I'm tired of mashing the analog stick. Give me a tactic.
Something to pick. They'll hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks.
those feel bad. Not necessarily feel good.
My dad, my hand is slipping off of the right stick now. Finger is slipping. It's
experiencing slippage.
We're gonna talk about the next versus game from Capcom. Capcom versus Sega.
It's already a channel on YouTube.
My dude, that's a mod that's been in development for half a decade.
I'm gonna back turn.
Oh, there we go. Back all one.
Are we still in here? I'm gonna get blown up.
Oh, this is where Luis was.
Down here.
I don't think there's anything else in here.
This is a dead end.
Yeah, totally is.
Why is it 2.45 in the morning?
What?
Windows.
Ah yes.
The windows shit.
They turned into a tech stream half way through.
They turned into an anti-corporation stream.
That shit sucks.
I'm flying.
I'm not sure what it is.
Anti-aliasing stream. Hell yeah, brother.
You know it.
I'm not talking about Tekken, so we're talking about Tekken for two hours.
Huh?
Good piece.
I killed those.
of
the
of
the
of
death
of
death
of
He doesn't show up!
Oh!
This would be post-Lake Monster?
Shit!
Maybe I can bring it back from the life.
From the dead?
Damn it!
This is after he's dead?
He does do it though, right?
And this one?
He does.
Yeah.
Oh, that thing, really.
That should do it.
Bro, he's dead.
This is bothering me out.
This piece of shit is bumming me out.
That big bummin'.
The stick works, but do you see the difference?
The difference is that this one is an Xbox 360.
360 style stick and this one is the modern Xbox bullshit smaller
There's much width
But different the difference is that like this one is the one I like
And dumb shit stupid bullshit
The model one actually hurts thumbs. I don't like it.
Yeah, it's for like little fingers.
It's for like little tiny baby fingers.
Do you think Leon's going to die in RE9?
If you're asking for my story prediction, I think Leon,
is going to have sex with Lady Demetresque. She's going to come back and she's going to have sex with them until he dies.
I think that's the story. I think that's how Leon dies.
That's my theory.
It's just a theory, a game theory. Thanks for watching.
Let me see this. Do I want to fire up Neo3 or get in the demo for Requiem? Are you? Tell
me if you get it. Neo3 or taken?
I'm doing to catch up on Neo3, I made a character, and I didn't really get to familiarize myself
with it too much.
Shit.
I could just do Tekken.
I want to play a little bit, it's already freaking late, I saw, I fixed my computer
on stream bro. Fixed my computer literally on stream tonight. I just pressed some buttons
in this. Bro.
Did I not get three remakes? No, I did not. I did not.
I'm going to adopt the audio.
You started going into Tekken 8 right now or wait on Season 3?
I would wait.
It's like a month.
Just wait a month.
I think that's kind of the way to go right now
Yeah, I would wait so I'm saying I would wait
What is this?
Gallery?
The movies of our orcs.
Jutfuck.
Not bad.
That's a good one too, that's a real good one.
So is that.
Ready, fight!
That shit's a banger.
So good.
This one.
The water build up. Yeah, I don't know if I'm completely sold on it.
I don't think Skye is vibeyed but not really fighty.
I
Like it
What does this one sound like?
Bro, I think the console versions are better!
I think the console versions are just better!
I got Tiamat on this one.
That's a good one.
Is there anything really good in Tekken Revolution?
Second five finalizer?
Not bad.
of
You convinced me. That's pretty good.
You didn't have that before, did we?
Yeah.
I should not have said that.
Oh, shit.
That's that one Tekken song that man, one on the jungle stage, do we already use it?
I
Already got that one
Equator
I'll take it.
I'll take one Yuki.
Doesn't exactly fit.
of the
fact that
I don't like this mix of a woman is that much
I
Thank you music's gonna hit or miss
I
where is the one for this stage normally into the stratosphere
no no
Oh, volcanic bomb.
It's pretty amazing.
Probably the best tech and eight song in my opinion.
to
sure fire banger
so sick
This is fun.
Fifth the stage.
It's definitely a lot different.
I like it.
Oh, dude. And this song's amazing, dude.
Just get ready for the drop on this one, chat.
It's nuts.
This one takes a bit, but like it's worth it.
It's super worth it.
As soon as you hear the drop, it's gonna be one of the best Tekken themes.
Here it comes.
Why do I- They really needed to remaster the Tekken 5 themes.
They needed to re- The Tekken 5 themes don't sound nearly as punchy.
All the other themes sound way more punchy and have way more depth.
The T5 music sounds so flat.
It's my only argument against it, dude.
I like it.
It's so mid-2000s.
We already got volcanic bomb on here.
There's gonna be something good attacking revolution.
This could be good.
I don't mind it.
I think I fixed that stage.
Sunny from tag 2.
The Tekken AF song.
Hey, there's two Gamaji temples.
Didn't even know.
Gotta change the song on this one like we just have to
Second six hacked I think we have that already
Think we have that on something already
of
the old song
Screw it, we don't need to put a lot of brain power into that one.
This bitch-ass Pac-Man stage.
Jesus, this shit shows up too much.
Give me a recommendation of the Pac-Man stage chat, let me have it.
totaling now.
Mishima building?
Yeah, that's the one in Tekken 7, right?
This one has a great climax.
Did I pass it?
It's called Metallic Experience.
I'll take it.
one metallic experience, please.
the
chopper revolution
I do agree with you.
Nina. No, he's Nina.
And Yoshimitsu and Ling from TAG.
Alright!
Alright, time to test it out.
We already had plenty of yodeling before on Coffee Girl stage.
Damn it.
You reached Tekken God yet?
Yeah, like a month ago.
It's in the video as well.
that's dead.
That's the highest rank in this. No one's even achieved it yet.
It's like Tekken God 3 or Tekken God 5.
Wow
Damn crazy
Squire
Little second three second three has such a crazy different sound than all the other seconds row
It really does
second three's got a sound to it like whether the sound you've been looking
for listen to this
yeah this fits very well holy shit that fits very well for that boat ass stage
Boat-ass stage? Ass boat stage.
And that's Spunk.
What?
That's the only way to do that.
Keep the heads of desks listening.
Oh god.
That didn't have the wrong buttons.
Yeah
Oh no, we're gonna play
You
of
The walk area is insane. Welcome to every character in Tekken 8. Every character.
Oh wow, stringing the launcher?
the launcher!
Oh boy.
Oh I hit a button. Oh dear.
launch punishable no okay okay
we're in the wrong thing
Oh, that breaks that too.
Oh, shit.
So wait, what can't she counter with this?
Just lows?
Probably kicks, or is it only punches?
I was like, oh, she's doing the counter.
Let me just punish her, and it grabbed it.
Knees and elbows.
Okay, okay, okay.
Head shoulders knees and toes
Oh boy!
Head shoulders, knees and toes.
So I'm guessing a high low.
I know I know I just didn't have a combo for it
Oh god can duck her armor attack I see
of
Okay.
Final match.
Fight.
Legit head.
Upon a legit side hit
Well, I'm first to three.
of
You can't jump out of that.
Whiff forward one plus two, enough forward three is diabolical, dude, justice, it works.
Because people see that you whiff punish something, but what's it called?
Arc Blast on, follow me here, it's stupid, don't get me wrong.
But Arc Blast on whiff looks punishable.
Like it just does.
And so people go in pressing highs and shit, and I catch this shit constantly, dude.
It works too much.
Like, you gotta get people that are stupid at techin' like me to see unique opportunities
like this.
Yeah, down back four and up four and three.
Fuck you!
You stay low profile the whole time.
Eugh, fuck you!
Get ready for the next back
And now what worked for the rest of the stream separate
Shit
Oh my god, where's the sidestep on Fok?
Is it left or right?
That's why the cross will be unstoppable.
Oh, dear god damn.
Oh, I'm parried it.
Besides that, probably he has moves to track that way.
I hate it.
Goddamn it. Goddamn it. Goddamn it. Nice. Good job. I didn't wait. Goddamn it. Goddamn
it. Goddamn it. It's all snowballing. Are the majority of Fox big ass Lowe's? Are they
They mostly all minus 15s.
Yes! Oh shit!
Like most of them?
Oh, that's a bad...
That's a good...
Minus 13 at least, okay.
But his big long-reaching ones are
That one
Yeah, I tried to slide stuff right
Long-reaching ones are minus 15, okay
I can not ever get
Those are battle block
Not today bitch
You gotta laugh which ones are minus 15 ah
I wonder all of them to be minus 15
I mean, it's making so much easier.
Sucks.
I didn't want that.
Nice! Side step.
Sucks! I knew it was coming.
If you try to block the Logitech by mid, they'll always go for a low after.
That's exactly what I wanted.
Okay.
I've seen it too much.
I'm watching my streams too much.
Wow that caught the backslash holy shit that caught the backslash
Crazy sidestep
The more random low ducks.
Wow!
That was weird.
Nice, we call.
So what is that move?
What is this launcher?
Is it a counter hit punish only?
The little like down forward into kick?
It's like the only launcher the bitch gets.
I've never seen it not land.
It's a mid-high, okay.
So it's like a law, like Laws Launcher.
Well that was crazy.
Smallest of sidesteps he's able to avoid running free.
Fuck me.
Wow!
Wow, that did that much damage? Holy shit.
I'm just trying to like block a low since he's watching.
I can't get him to do any more fucking lows since he's watching.
That's what I punished one low.
Damn it.
Since he's watching...
Shit.
It's not that counter's back sway.
Who should beat back sway on this guy?
That one beefed it!
So much here.
Dude!
Jade money, thank you.
Nice!
Nice.
Oh, wow, my shoot missed.
My shoot missed.
The game's a little fed.
I think Fock is the biggest 50-50 character in the game, man.
Like, you get hit by three lows, and all of a sudden you're down 60% life.
You're like, oh, okay.
You know everyone complains in Tekken.
I like Tekken.
It's like a 50-50 game constantly.
And they're like, it's like, dude, how do you even know how to block lows?
Fock will do that without any stances with nothing.
He doesn't need stances.
He doesn't need to transition into shit.
He just does it immediately.
He's just there.
To you!
Lars!
Wow
The shoes why are the shoes so good?
Why
No
Oh, no, let's get it.
I'll just get it.
There's a laser sword and a bazook battle pass?
A laser sword?
Do I have it?
Is it my Genbaz looking laser sword?
That's the old combo, that was a better one.
Yeah, it looks cursed.
Hey, it's evidently Kingdom Hearts 1 Sora. It's cursed.
Whoa!
Why did that not work?
Hmm.
Round two, fight!
Wow, good duck!
You see, two on Lars and go low.
and
Here comes the up kick.
I'm not sure if I'm going to make it.
The sound was linear shit ever
His down one plus two is so linear man
I did the same shit
Dude, I'm trying- I'm not trying to do down 1 plus 2, I'm trying to do wall crouching
1 plus 2.
How do I enter that state?
Now I'm back after the Heating Gager.
Down back after Heating Gage, okay, but how do I get to the row faster?
Hold down back for a full crouch, 1 plus 2 is easier as well.
Just make sure you hold you don't get down back one one plus two by accident, okay
Just hold it. All right. You're gonna see
Oh, there we go
There we go!
Dude!
There we go!
That's so much easier.
I'm like, how the hell...
Sometimes I'm just unable to get this ship without making it seem obvious.
You know?
his shoe shine is like one of his best moves
oh I'm covering life bar some shit sorry
It's a DK Island shit.
King!
Okay.
Damn, new music on this shitty ass stage.
Fist me! He's using the other thing.
Oh, this sucks.
It's still bounced?
Wow.
of
the
fact that
the
family's hit and throw between the block string
Nice.
Is it not punishable to have to do wall slamming core?
I don't know.
not punishable oh okay grease me up woman
shit
this music actually kinda sucks in the final phase
BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH
BYE!
Big shit
I don't know what this break is.
Jesus
One plus two
Oh
More questions
Oh wow this one turned the launcher
Jesus
Interesting.
More explosions.
Wow.
Oh my god, you turned- you flipped sides, dude.
You fucking- characters did a 180 degree flip.
Holy shit.
Dude, that was some crazy ass tracking.
Wow
Wow I can I still can't believe what is happening thing has a move that fully tracks
Oh, somebody wall combos.
Wall throws.
Ooh, ducking a lot.
Like a lot a lot.
He's also listening.
And everyone watches my streams.
Oh, that is not... okay, so it's only duck punishable.
I hate this. I did 1 plus 2. I'm not getting it by this.
Oh, it realigned? Oh, shit, that's crazy.
You're late with that punish. It works. Okay, okay.
So, one.
Oh, is it two?
Is it two?
One of the other got discounted on the bomb under that's way in the past
Crazy.
Does the same one?
I'm doing two break.
Oh, it's a different throw!
Shit!
Let's go.
That wall rising gut room for the King is minus 14.
Okay.
I'll have to look out for it. His wall rising, uh, big thing.
This is a war break. Oh, I thought they had to be red.
Goddamn it.
Sucks.
I
Ha
We're gonna run at me this time
Oh no, that sucks. Big whiffs.
Pick me up again, holy shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Does that just pick up off the ground immediately?
Immediately?
Oh this breaks floor so it's mad incentive us for a mucka
Now oh I couldn't even do heat crash out of it so much for shit
Why is the floor constantly exploding?
I have to take this song off.
It's terrible.
It's absolutely awful.
The final round of this song is atrocious, dude.
It's just awful.
It's just not, that's not just Wub Wub, it's terrible.
Aw man.
I can clear some other tech grabs.
Oh god, I'm just getting hit by shit.
Ah, here we go.
That sucks.
Okay, so this is a big punishable move that he's just throwing out.
Oh, I'm still getting hit.
I'm still getting hit.
Fuck, that's right!
Shit.
Damn it.
That sucked, man. I did the wrong combo.
Oh, that's nuts.
That's nuts.
He gets big ass launcher after it.
That's nuts.
Yeah, Dave Jones, thanks for the 99 months, dude.
I learned a lot.
So how the hell do you...
The big launcher thing that he's throwing out, how do you counter it?
Like, he just, he's doing something that feels like it's minus 14 or 15.
So does that have to be ready for it whenever he does, like, this check right here?
It's really unsafe.
Minus 14?
Full crouch down 4-2. Yeah, minus 14. Okay.
These are doing unsafe as shit, shit.
Okay.
Good to know.
I got one of these.
Zephina.
Wow.
Wow, Zephina.
Ooh, oh no.
Oh no, this team is amazing.
Opens with Launcher?
Let's let her hang herself.
Yes.
Okay, everything she's done in neutral has been a launcher, but she's gonna do it again.
Every single thing in Neutral has been a launcher.
I wonder.
Nice sidestep, holy shit.
Nice, you're ducking a lot.
It's definitely ducking a lot!
Well, that tracks that way.
and
12 frame heat smash, wow that is very fast, that is extremely fast.
I'm just letting myself get a fire.
Oh
No
Wow that is true mega plus on vlog I didn't down one
No, that's right this guy ducks everything
Yeah
Round three
Oh my god.
Who wakes up in the morning and is like I'm gonna pick Zafina.
Who wakes up in the morning and is like I'm picking Zafina today.
This guy, tell me about it!
There it is!
Damn it.
Whoa.
They have a huge brain.
Oh, I wasn't even teching it.
Aw, damn it.
Ah, damn it.
It's been probably one of the only characters I can do shit about this.
This guy is Lord of the Ducks.
There we go.
Wow I didn't even press I did down one
one
of
the
two
of
Delay it! Just a little bit. Even as we're thinking about all these flash ducks.
People be ducking a little bit too much.
Ah, I've fallen for this twice. This stagger-strike.
Wow, just like, thank you every everything is a stagger swing launcher with her
why howdy why howdy is he ducking a lot
So it looks like all of the wall standing launchers do massive high crush.
Really heavy high crush.
to
Damn it
Things to do at launcher everything
Her wall standing 1-2 is minus 13 and her wall standing 2 is minus 14.
Okay, so they're both mega Lars punishable.
Yeah, she doesn't show up very much, that's for sure.
for twin pistons are very good
I don't know what that looks like, do not know
424 is a good launcher with lars
it's not a launcher that's a 12 frame punish
and no it's not, yeah you're right
punish, okay okay
it's also not necessarily the best because it's duckable
So many people duck it.
Oh
That was crazy
That's crazy
That looks like anime Steve it does
I
Get a buff
That sucks
I've like forgotten how to, I've like forgotten how to stagger the string, I swear to God.
I've like literally forgotten how to stagger back 1-2.
They did literally as anime Steve. I have to show Steve this. Steve should make this
This fucking character, dude.
Wow, this is so...
Damn!
So much fucking to grab.
Whoa, avoided all the clones
Yeah, I think it'll be fun to visit some old stuff to go back and play like they're
I think so
I
Die is minus 14
That one okay that one
That is a thank you good games are this will be this also this was exquire
almost like bring us right here games Steve looks good CDs are picking up
Raven now it's what he's do
ready for the next battle.
That shit looked legit. We need to send that to Steve.
Wow, that doesn't work!
Anya oh god
Anya
Even this up
Oh my god
Why didn't that
That wasn't a normal launcher non-counter hit
Like it looks like it normal launcher not counter hit if we enact some game fun against this shit it feels like
Jesus Jesus
Oh my god, I missed it.
That's stand four.
Oh my god, dude.
Why does her...
Why does this move track everywhere?
everywhere
Okay
Round one fight
Oh my god
I'm a mess.
Yeah
Oh
God
Wow, does that suck my ass wow slide into rocket is launch, okay
Always works
damn dude what the hell
Oh my god, what the hell?
My dad.
Not bad.
Oh no!
Oh no, okay.
I feel like I just have to get ahead of him a little bit.
You know?
Just like a tiny bit.
Like I go 3-0, but I feel like it is so close to me winning it
oh my god it's plus oh yeah she definitely has crazy 5050s up close
Let's go!
He did a launcher from that far away.
Jesus.
Damn, dude, those really interrupt.
I bet it's stupid.
Stupid.
I thought it wouldn't stop.
Final
That's the natural 50-50 he does this hop kick there instead wild
Damn, bro. Shit's tough. Shit is tough. Transitions into shit. I want to learn more. Yeah, I want to see how that can do that shit.
Yeah, blocking feels like it's losing in this.
in this matchup specifically.
Holy shit, that was so fast!
Wait, this move fucking launches and it's that quick?
21 frames.
Wow.
And it launches without counter-hit?
Oh, yeah, I almost liked it.
Easy duck! I could have done the mid!
Oh no! How- oh my god, how fast is this heat smash? How fast is this heat smash?
That move I don't believe! I don't believe it!
I don't- I don't believe that move exists. That wasn't a counter hit, Chad.
I don't believe it.
That's from full crouch. That's insane still. It's insane
game was the counter hit on my hands were not touching these buttons.
Oh Jesus 13 frame heat smash and like 20 frame full crotch low launcher, okay?
It's fast.
It's fucking fast.
I've never seen a low launcher launch that quick before.
No, that's not reactable.
20 frames online in second is unreactable.
That'll be barely reactable offline in this game.
That's a lot, dude.
And he, she gets an additional hit for that low.
That's minus 21.
Oh.
Minus 21.
You wanna listen to play? I'm sure. I didn't. I don't want to learn.
Oh
Clive is mad strong he's stupid good
Shit
Wow, let's see how bad this is.
Lucky Ruth, thank you.
Get ready for the next battle.
Jack's got a 10 frame hit smash.
Goddamn.
10 frames.
Shabba, bro!
Ooh, the delay!
Little intense.
Point-tackin' 7 here.
Holy shit, I couldn't even get...
Wow dude no stop throwing me this is unfair
stop throwing me it's unfair the five frames of input delay
Oh, I just blocked this 11, okay.
And no one likes the combos of this game I did that's it you throwing me on if
you throw the shit out of you you thought of me throw the shit out and
throw the shit out of you
This connection that is disrespectful.
Yeah, you like it now, huh?
You like it now, don't you?
Oh my god!
of
What do I do against a down one?
I think I win.
ah impossible to deal with
oh my fuck
bro
Of course not. Of course not. Of course I can't hit the combo because it's a fucking combo
online.
What did that work?
I'm doing a save.
Stop it!
I'm gonna have this.
Shit! Yes!
yes this is brutal feels like Tekken 7 online
I
Jesus
I
Cannot take it for the life of me dude. It's a one-plus two break and it's not working
Oh wow
I'm getting out of here.
It's not one-two, it's generic, but wouldn't one-plus-two break it, then?
Right?
Isn't that how it works in this game?
Brian, don't generics get broken by one or two and one plus two?
I swear they do.
You have to press one, then you press two, right?
You hold down one and you press two, that's how I break everything.
I don't know how to break any throw in this game.
All I do is press one, and then press two after, and then hold, keep one held down.
And it breaks all generics, and it breaks one plus twos.
Yeah, I know generic are one or two what I'm saying is that is there not a trick for it where you press
One and then two and then it breaks all of them. I
Like you like plink it. Oh
They patch that out. Ah fuck it doesn't work anymore. Ah
Fuck when they take that out
You scum suckin bastards. There was the only way you can't do us it anymore. That was the only way I could break shit
There was never a trick not shit worked dude
No, no, no, no that shit worked in season one
It worked for a long time
It was it was good
It was pretty okay. Yeah, I mean I thought that was just like what it was
Yeah, I'm not making this up Chad as it was you could get you could break normals and special throws with like one to one two
What? Huh? Gotta watch their hands now. Nah. Nah. Anyway, no one's supposed to be like that.
Harada! We gotta get him back. Look what happens. He leaves and I find out he took away my mystery
tech. Lucky Ruth, thank you. Batnizzle. Joss Plax. Dreamer's Requiem. Bruton. Dave Jones.
Tyrant Wolf, Jay Money, Gonitz, Onilow, Jay Deak, and Thunder Horse. Thanks for the five, dude.
Any gifts of predictions for possible cameos in recreation? Not really. I think Aida's gonna
show up. I think Aida will show up. We won't put gifts of bets on games themselves. Just
announcements. I don't like betting on like if something's gonna happen in the game or not.
Yeah, I don't like that. Not a ton. Not a ton. Anyway, thanks, dudes. You gotta
I thought I got some tech in it. It felt good, felt good to play and yeah we just
got to figure out what we play next. So you know 3 is coming out soon we got to
start up the Resident Evil playthroughs. I'll check with Tiff and Nico when
their good time frames are. So yeah don't worry we'll be starting up those
Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil 6, and subsequent Aries very soon. Pretty much
an hour and ever. Anyway thanks guys have a good one shine on. Thanks for
and hold the tech stuff today it's documented for the for the sake of the future for the sake of
like it's like cave paintings and shit is going to be the day i dealt with all this windows
bullshit and it's all documented i'm so glad thanks for putting up with it have a good one
I'll see you next time. Bye bye.
Fire, fire, fire
Get to your, searching for our style
Deep in the night, I burn up my heart
Now I start to show up
To show up with my bones
Now I'm gonna get you, oh, she's so, she, she, she
Yeah, we're gonna
One of the things that's about to burst
I'm gonna get to the end of your soul
Just to get a bit more more
Let's shout!
you