Transcending history and the world. A tale of dudes and souls. Eternal control.
I'll take you home
I'm sorry
Hey, we all need the selling heart
To see how far we've come on a journey
And I can't to go
Searching for my side
Deep in the night
Drowning my heart
I fix your eye
Show me what love
Stay for the night
I gotta get to get at your soul
To kill you through it all
I've been waiting for you
Baby, it's not right
To get at your soul
To kill you through it all
Even the time to love
Destroy
To love
Destroy
Yo, what's up dudes?
Okay, chat. Hi. Hi. Yeah, kind of somewhat of a big day. A little minor big day. Huge minor big day.
Well, at least tomorrow is. We got a Nintendo Direct, the legendary Nintendo Direct, and people
are talking. God. People are talking. So yeah, Nintendo has a direct tomorrow at 6am, the
crack of the ass. And are I going to pull it all night or hell? No. No, no, no. I'm not
pulling an all nighter. But I will be getting up for it. There ain't no way we're missing
a Nintendo Direct from this point forward. Ain't no way. In fact, I started streaming
a little bit earlier. I guaranteed that I started streaming a little bit earlier so
that I could, you know, get up for it. There are games I want to play tonight. We didn't
get a chance to jump into the Neo 3 demo some more. And I really want to because guess what?
It looks like Neo 3 is an Alzheimer. Legit. And here's the weirdest part is that I kind
of felt it, like review wise, Neo 3 is like going down as one of the best souls likes
there is and it's like whoa even from my my first 15 minutes with that demo where I was like okay yeah
I'll try it um and I'm like this seems better like this seems a lot better from combat to
world to engagement to stuff like even from the first 15 to 30 minutes I was like dude this seems
good like I'm actually I actually want to play this I was I was very quickly going to be like
Like, yeah, I'll try it out and that might be it.
So all the reviews came out, and they're all at like,
eight, nine, and 10s.
It's like, whoa, holy hell.
What does Neo3 do better than Neo2?
So immediately I can tell you the combat is better.
It gives you two different varieties.
They don't lock away the Ninja class and a Samurai
class behind two different things.
And if you choose which one, they don't do that.
They just let you switch between either one at any time,
which is really cool.
They both have completely different play styles.
Gone is the ways of having to key away all the goops,
where you don't have to key charge them out.
When you're running around as ninja,
you just get a ton of stamina.
So that alleviates a huge problem of Neo 1 and 2.
In both of those games,
dude, you have nothing to work with
on your first playthrough.
It isn't until the end of the game,
if not New Game Plus,
you're actually starting to play the game, which is kind of, which is kind of shit.
I, I knew one, it was new.
So I was like, fine with it, but I really felt it in Neo two.
And your stamina, your key is so valuable, man, that you don't really get
access to really use it until much later, right?
Until way later in the game.
So that like, that always was cumbersome to me.
And it didn't help that the level design was rough.
So, the other aspect of it is that this game is actual, like, traversal.
This game is actual, um, actual world map and design, where by you going to places,
it's almost like it's not Elden Ring in size, but it's very large zone now, where you go
to hot spots that have a bunch of enemies and shit like that.
So have you watched Neo2 Combat Highlights?
I mean, I don't really care about the combat highlights of it.
probably has the best combat of his souls like, I just don't want to deal with the
rest of the game. What I did not get to mess around with in Neo 3 is really how
they handle loot, because that was the other aspect of the game that really
threw me off was like the loot explosion of Neo 1 and 2 was okay with it in
Neo 1 but another game of doing that I was like mmm yeah this is this is
this is something that is that is like dropping me off a little bit. So I
I need to see how that is. Loot's the same in three. Here's the thing. Loot's explosions are
allowed to happen. That's allowed to happen. It's what you do with it, what you do with all that
shitty loot, and how do you translate to something that makes sense? As an example chat,
I played a Neo-like last year, and it was close to being one of my games of the year.
Like, we could have been, depending on the year, my game of the year. And that was Kazan.
Kazan did the same shit. Here's just a ton of loot. And it wasn't as much as Neo, but in Kazan,
they, it was very streamlined what you do with this. How do you translate this into making
yourself better? All this crap? Like, how do you turn the crap into something valuable?
And for some reason, that process was a lot easier to absorb in Kazan. And I think the
I think the reason is is that NEO's menu system is very convoluted and figuring out like oh, you know, I have to do this I have to do that so bog the game down.
I don't know if it did necessarily as much as I was like it didn't greatly enhance Kazan.
As long as we're under the same perspective Kazan is just a Neo, right?
We all can like agree with that Kazan was pretty much in my opinion a better Neo2 without a character creator.
So I I loved it, man.
Like that game gave me the vibes of a souls like that of which I have not
played in a long time.
And here's the cool thing.
It looks like it wasn't just me that loved that shit.
Kazan's going down as this sort of like souls like souls like cult classic
where even I think IGN or one of the bigger publishers just recently put
out a list of the top 10 souls likes.
And Kazan came in at number three.
Number one was obviously Lies of Pea because it is like Lies of Pea is is legit amazing, but man, like I
Every time I went back to Kazan, it's not perfect
It has things that I would clearly improve about it, but I love the combat man
I just loved it the perfect mix of action game combat and and souls like enemy design
I loved it dude. No, I think I think Kazan combat is legit better than Lies of Pea
of pee. I completely agree. However, Lies of Peas, everything else is significantly better.
Right. And we know that like the combat is just one aspect of a game. You can have a game with just
the most goaded combat in the world. But if most of the other things are not necessarily great,
it's like an eight or an eight and a half, dude. This is the way it is. Was Lies of Pea combat
bad? No. No, it wasn't bad. It was, it was great. Actually, I think it's like an expansion.
It's like it's like almost like souls like all stars and a little bit of everything
It's a little bit dark souls blood born a little bit of a Sekiro. That's why Liza B is really good and
Well when you get the games that do everything like really well and they all mix together I have been saying this for a long time, I do think
I do think Kazan's combat is better than Liza P
I think it's the best combat in a souls like period and I only played one weapon my dude
However, we were saying this back when Neo came out and like Bloodborne was the goaded shit.
Bloodborne was now like the best Soulslike admitted by the creator himself, Lord Miyazaki-san.
He was all like, yeah, Bloodborne's is the best shit. And we're like, yeah, we know.
However, when Neo1 came out, I'm like, the combat in this is better than Soulslikes and then Souls games.
games because Neo was the first really big budget souls like like oh this is a souls
game and that was different that was actually new at the time there weren't that many very
large production souls likes in the twenty seventeen timeframe when Neo one came out.
So anyway I'm like I think the combat in this is better than than Bloodborne or Dark
Souls one two or three like it's just better and people were like blasphemy.
or shit, there's no way.
There's no way the combat in this is better.
I'm like, well, I'm like, we're gonna reign you in here.
The combat's better in this,
but everything else is better in the Souls games.
Every other aspect is significantly better.
Like Neo's level design was not good.
His story was not good.
His loot explosion stuff was not particularly great,
but the combat dude was like, damn, man, this shit's awesome.
Granted, not all the bosses were the best either.
A lot of the big monster bosses in Neo1 were kind of shitty.
And the 1v1 fights were actually cool.
So either way, I think we're just like coming around, right?
It's just coming around.
Now, Neo is finally fixing the one thing
that has sort of plagued its series and identity
from WoLong to Neo1 and 2 and all that stuff,
taking a little bit of Rise of Ronin.
Now they're like, oh, so let's just
change our approach to level design.
So I want to try it out.
I'm like, the demo's still there.
I still want to get into it.
I made a character.
I was like inspired.
I'm watching everybody playing it.
The reviews came out.
Everyone says, damn, this shit's actually goaded.
Holy shit.
Oh, Kazan was fourth on IGN's list?
Pieces of shit.
Can't believe it.
Can't believe I said the IGN list was good.
Number four, asshole bastards.
What about Wollong?
I dropped off that game pretty hard.
Yeah.
Wollong I tried and it was just like,
There was nothing like super unique about it from what I played it other than it was Chinese instead of Japanese
So it was like hmm
Hmm. I enjoyed it for a little bit, but that's about it
Well long bukong yeah, who Chang a lot of those well long was like a game
It was a filler game pass game a little bit. I
Beat the game and you made a very good call. I just I just wasn't vibing with me dude
something about it. I was just getting through it and it something about Wolon
was like this is good and it's obviously like decent but I could not see myself
playing through the whole thing. Like it's fine but I've been here before I've
done this stuff before. It feels very similar you know. It was closer to a
Sekiro than the other Neo games right that's what it was. So anyway after the
first Watson in Long, you pretty much played all of it. Yeah. Yeah. Either way. That's the
stuff that's happening in the background right now, Chad. And the Nintendo Direct got announced.
I don't think there was anything else substantially big, but the Neo reviews were very refreshing.
I think I have a, I think I have a sponsored for it on Friday as well, because I had
like a twofer. We did, um, we did Dynasty Warriors and NEO. So I got to get myself a
bit further in that NEO demo because I might, it might just grab me. And I'm kind of like
ready for that shit to happen. Oh yeah, the Overwatch stuff. I don't give a shit.
That's fascinating. I think, I think that is actually a good call. I think, I
think the Overwatch shit is legit a good call, like you need, but I really don't
give a shit. It is I am the last person I've moved on from Overwatch chat in
October of 2016. My dude, you're confused, Neo and Nier for a good minute. I can
understand that. That can be sort of similar. Vince Venta, thank you. Moon
Scented Hunter, very relevant, thank you. Grease King, Lucky Revamped, Zephan,
Shacky, Snacky Scooby, chaotically random, Iskillian, the Benska,
ArcSung, Psychosis, and Qlex, thank you very much guys. Appreciate it.
What happened? Overwatch is like reverting back to, Overwatch 2 is reverting back to Overwatch 1, that's it.
I think that's literally it. They're trying to like go back to basics or some shit.
I actually don't know. But I haven't played Overwatch since 2016, so I really couldn't tell you.
Other than that, that makes sense.
They're service-ifying it. Wait, did you have to buy Overwatch 2?
Overwatch 1 was like full price, or it was like nearly a full price game.
Overwatch 2 is, it was, it was free.
Ah, we playing the 0-3 today? I want to play it later, yeah.
It's meant to play 0 going to be goaded. It's really good. I haven't played all of it.
But the stuff that I have played was very impressive.
And I want to show it to you guys.
um the devs are the devs are willing to like bring it on stream at some point too
Overwatch one was 40 bucks. Yeah chat is there anything else on
is there anything else on the warzone update for blackout? Is there anything else on that?
Or am I just like missing out on that shit? Team uh, Bloobertees? I'll just wait on that.
I'll just wait on it. Well I do a Roger legacy. Bro that's like a year away.
Brother. I'll check what he plays like in the last game he was in. We'll check him in like tag two in a year.
Spring. There was something. I could have swore that there was some news or something. Spring. Okay.
Uh, God.
Um, anyway, season two update trailer, uh, right at the end, T's blackout.
That's what I mean.
I think that was it.
I saw some wingsuit dudes popping in and that was it.
Horizontal is dead.
I haven't heard much about that game in a long time.
They released a 12 second teaser, but nothing else.
What was the wingsuit thing?
Did that, was that recent or?
birth update for PS5.
Unless that's happening, shut up.
100 Wilds making a bunch of event quests permanent
so you can catch up anytime.
No, that's nice.
That's nice.
Don't make you go back to cod.
Amen.
If you just like naturally just left,
that doesn't mean you go back.
You're just firing it up again.
Steam console got delayed.
Oh, how do you feel about fighting Force here?
A little disappointed?
As a game?
Fighting Force?
Well, I mean, even Fighting Force One on PlayStation was like a six out of ten beat-em-up.
I mean, oh, the collection, even the original Fighting Force was like a completely creatively
bankrupt diehard arcade.
I mean, right?
Let's be real.
It was diehard arcade, but bad back in the day.
So, hell yeah, what's, do you think PSSR2 will help rebirth?
Oh yeah, dude, if it helped the first one.
I mean, it helped it so much already.
Yeah, I think so.
Because the thing is, I imagine what they're
going to do with PSSR2 is the same shit that's
happening with DLSS and that technology right now.
Chat for anybody that doesn't know,
like the latest DLSS support is insane.
Why is it insane?
because it's supposed to work with performance mode
and ultra performance.
And what resolutions are those?
Pretty much 1080p and below.
So if you run a game natively at 1080p,
it's ability to upscale that to 1440 is very good.
Same thumbnail, no way.
Did I put the same thumbnail?
22?
So it's ability to upscale that to like 1440p
or 4K is actually mad good.
Oh, you're right. I didn't do it. Son of a bitch. I'll change the thumb. Thank you, YouTube.
Damn it. The title was changed. That's weird. So anyway, and the results is pretty crazy
looking. It's like, damn, it's impressive. It needs some polishing here and there. But
I'd imagine the same things about to happen with the PlayStation Pissar 2, but they're
super sampling.
They're probably going to get something that really benefits a 720p or 1080p and is going
to be able to upscale that very well.
So why don't I have a 9-5 work chair?
How long do you think I sit in this thing, bitch?
Chatter was wrong. Stream console isn't delayed. They just delayed the price of the announcement. Oh, that's even worse
That is that is even worse
Damn
That's not a good sign that shit's costing $1,200 dude straight up
You excited for Crimson Desert? I'm so excited. I
Cannot believe how good it looks
Oh, wait, I played it. It played kind of terrible the last time I played it. So I actually hope
it's good. I'm so excited. Everyone's genuinely, we need to like, we need to like get a clip
of me like this, like exclamation point, Crimson Desert here. Just clip this right here because
everybody's asking about it. I was really excited for Crimson Desert last year. I went
to Summer Games Fest last year and played it. It played like, but like genuinely
one of the most perplexing weirdest games I've ever played, but it looked amazing. It's
super ambitious, but it almost had no focus. So I kind of dropped off my radar completely
after that. Now it's come back and apparently it's getting better and it looks even better.
And yeah, that sounds cool, but it has to, you know, play good. So I'm curious how
it plays. I will try it when it comes out. But what are my excitement levels like
like a 5 out of 10.
And in my current state, it's about a 5 out of 10.
End of clip.
Stop selling us once you sold us.
I mean, I'm just saying.
The problem is, the game was like a billion different things,
and it didn't feel like anything when I was playing it.
I felt nothing.
I was like, this is very weird.
The game felt like 1,800 ideas,
And they sort of lack division.
Like, nothing why all this stuff is convoluted and freaky.
Does it make you feel a specific way?
Like, no.
No, it's just, there's just a billion things
all over the game that you can do.
And do they make any sense?
No.
But I guess they're neat.
But they don't control well.
Like, that's the problem.
They don't control well.
So we'll see.
Feels a bit stretched in too many directions.
If it seems that way from the outside, just try it.
If there's a demo or something like that,
just try it at some point.
Isn't that an RPG?
Dude, I don't even know.
Like, I could not pull that information
from the demo that I played.
I couldn't even tell you if it was an RPG.
I think it is, but somewhere in those menus
is maybe leveling up at some point.
I don't know.
It's like flower picking and shit, too, like there's there's so much stuff and then you
could fly around as a bird and then as something and then there's like Zelda tears of the kingdom
shit all over it.
And the main guy is the weirdest main character ever.
That's where I'm at.
I'm very perplexed.
Yeah, it's kind of like Elden Ring, Dragon's Dog,
my Breath of the Wild in one game.
That's, I completely agree.
And if it controlled bad,
that I can actually, I actually agree with you.
It's Elden Ring, it's Dragon's Dogma 2,
and Zelda Tears of the Kingdom crammed into one game,
but the controls make no sense.
And it will take a long time.
What game is this?
Crimson Desert.
That could change.
All I'm saying is that that stuff can change.
But that's what I played.
I can't I can't say I hope it's going to get better and and then say it's better
because what I played was weird.
And I was really excited about it, walking into it.
Kind of like High Guard.
High Guard looks like a place completely fine.
You know, everyone that's playing High Guard is playing it.
And they are controlling their characters in ways that make sense.
It looks like it plays just fine.
And you're either going to be into High Guard or not into High Guard.
There's nothing really wrong with it.
It is just it is the way it is.
Yeah, it's got crazy apex movement and shit.
That makes sense.
I'm watching people play and I'm like, this looks fun.
If you're into this stuff.
It's perfectly OK.
It's pretty fun. Exactly.
So.
Dan, hi, happy 143 months.
Holy shit.
Chat, should we get into it?
Should we just get into it?
Is it time?
This is not going to be able to make it into a video or anything.
But we're just going to have to start.
We have to begin the bets.
We have to begin.
Tay bets.
So.
Let's just start this shit, bro.
There's a Nintendo Direct going down, excuse me, tomorrow morning at 6am.
And because of Capcom's bitch ass, I will never be given the luxury of missing a Nintendo
Direct for the rest of my life.
After the Marvel vs. Capcom announcement, nearly two years ago now, my bitch ass will
now never miss a Nintendo Direct from this point forward. So the chances of things showing up
not as high as you think because this is not a normal Nintendo Direct, it is a partner Direct.
So a lot of third-party, does it mean that first-party stuff can't show up?
Actually, no. First-party Nintendo stuff does show up sometimes in third-party Nintendo Direct.
Usually they do, but it's not like a whole bunch of stuff. Usually like the comparison is like
a 75, 25, 75% like third party and then 25% first party to in a normal Nintendo Direct,
that's Nintendo focus, like actually like 75, 80% Nintendo with the rest of it being like,
here's some ports and stuff like that. But!
But!
Ah, Dusk Blood, Lotus Dusk Bloods.
Ah, damn.
I really want to know more about Dusk Bloods.
And again, I've been talking about this for a few days now,
or actually probably for a couple months now,
that I got a funny feeling about this game.
I just got a funny feeling.
And I think it's going to show up.
And I think it is,
even though it's not a first-party game, right?
I'm sorry, even though it's not a third-party game.
A reminder, we just said there's usually 25% first party stuff,
like 75% third party when they do this.
So I think this will be one of them.
I think this could be maybe the big one.
I think we're gonna get a new trailer
and some details on how it plays.
I just want details, I wanna know.
I want more information.
I really, really, really am curious, man.
So if dust, bloods, something that we know
is in the distance and is coming back
and we know is gonna be getting an announcement eventually.
Is this the time for it?
Maybe, not a guarantee, but maybe.
That being said, I think that's 100 gifts, man.
Just because of how unlikely it is,
it's a little unlikely.
But also, bro, I just want it.
Like, I really just want to see more on it.
I've got a good feeling of that, dude.
I got a really good feeling.
Marvel Tocon vs. Switch 2 would be cool.
I also think God of War would be cool on Switch 2.
I think it should.
I think they should put God of War
and Astro Bot on Switch 2.
Yeah, since Tocon's a Sony game?
Yeah, I agree.
I agree.
I think, I agree.
This is the problem chat.
Is that Tocon is a Sony-S Sony game
and they don't play nice.
If it was a Capcom, hey,
if this was Marvel vs. Capcom 4,
we would be in a different situation.
It was MVC4 guaranteed to be a switch to your port.
Let's talk about some other crazy stuff
before we get into the obvious, the actual obvious.
Here's a wild one.
Capcom fighting collection three.
Damn bro.
CFC three.
Damn.
Um, so, let's just see, was Sony paid for an exclusive Marvel game?
What if Nintendo, what if Nintendo did the same thing with Capcom?
Damn, crazy, well that's a crazy world to live in, doesn't make any sense for Marvel to make
two different fighting games that eat each other, that doesn't make any sense.
Um, so, I mean as much as I would like to believe your theory, that's just, that's
just creating a creating a non-existent reality where that is ever gonna happen
right now. That shit is gone. Capcom fighting collection three would be nuts.
I don't even know what's in it. I really don't. But if that happens I'm obviously
pretty excited. As a reminder chat I've seen some criticisms. Max fought 10 plus
years for a CVS2 collection and a Marvel vs. Capcom collection and he like
doesn't play them. What the fuck? And I'm like, yes, you dumb bitch. That was the point. I
literally have 18 different versions of those games that I play all the goddamn time. I'm
not out here just to destroy people in these games. I'm not looking to do that. The whole
point of the collections was to give it to people that do not have access to it.
That is the point. That is the whole idea behind like building a legacy behind something
and getting people on board that this can come back so that you can all enjoy it again.
So a lot of the people that never had a chance to buy it or get the copies that were removed,
like any of that kind of stuff, the whole point of that shit was to free it so that
people can just buy it and support it.
So yeah, I have been playing these games for 10, 20 years.
I just never stopped.
We find weird ways to play them and I never stopped.
We made content around them for literally 15 years.
Just because their back doesn't mean I want to play them all the time, the point was that
everybody else can find an opportunity to fall in love with this shit the same way that
I did.
So, in that same fashion, a Capcom Fighting Collection 3 would have some pretty crazy
stuff on it.
What it would have?
I don't know.
I don't even know what the hell they put on there, dude.
I don't know.
Still, it's a pretty crazy announcement.
250 gift subs.
That'd be a wild ass announcement.
Um, so rollback ultimate Marvel three.
Damn.
All right.
Ha ha.
Damn straight bitch.
Damn.
UMBC three rollback edition on the switch to and the other versions get updates.
Um, if not a fighting collection, what about a beat them up collection?
I have wonderful news for you.
Oh my God, the fact that I get to introduce you to this
makes me so happy.
Look at this man.
So Capcom did this thing back in 2018
and it's made by the exact same people
it has the exact same front end.
It's called the God damn it.
Beats?
I don't have it on here?
Shit, shit, hold on a second.
There you go.
It's right here.
It's called the Capcom Beat'em Up Bundle.
And this came out a long time ago.
I guess I had it on console, I didn't have it on PC a long time ago.
It's a bunch of crazy classic Capcom Beat'em Up outside of Alien vs. Predator that had
never been released.
It never had been ported, any of that kind of shit.
So yeah, and guess what?
It's great.
It's actually legit.
cool it's all the way back on switch one um i have great news for you it's probably very cheap now
oh snap that's the reaction i wanted so it was like damn can i possibly get a beat-em-up bundle
from capcom and i'm like bro i got good news and they're like shit that's exactly what i wanted so
anyway capcom's done most of it dude they re-release like the majority of their games like a very very
very very large amount of that stuff has been re-released.
Oh!
This is where this could show up.
500 gift subs because that's also like possible.
That's also like legit possible.
PSO Classic in some way.
A VF collection?
Honestly not happening anytime soon because VF is still coming out on Switch.
not there yet. You are dreaming? Yeah, that's why it's so much! How about a KI-23-2014 port?
Sure. I'm in. If I could be reminded that Microsoft knows that Killer Instinct exists,
uh, yeah, I'm down. I'm down. I'm very happy about that. Um, I'm extremely happy about
that actually. Extremely happy. New Zelda anything? Ah, probably not. Tekken 8 for Switch 2. How
about this? Soul Calibur! Anything. And that could be like small things, right? That could
be like even small things. I don't think that'd be a new Soul Calibur, but Soul Calibur
anything. Elden Ring Tarnished Edition. I'm not putting giftsubs on Elden Ring Switchport.
Come on, dude. Come on. Tools to dig in dirt. That's later. That's what we run out of ideas.
That's like, that's like, that's later. Does he know shit? I'll maybe put that in here
for Simmons. It's unlikely, but you know, Mega Man not any time soon. I don't think
anything on Mega Man for a very long time. Street Fighter 30th re-release,
nah fuck that! Street Fighter 40th. We don't want to re-release Street Fighter 30th,
dude. We can improve upon that shit, okay? Like, I think it's actually extremely
important that we can improve on the Street Fighter 30th anniversary
collection with way more stuff as well as significantly better ports of those
games with dramatically better net code. Please. But we're not there just yet. That's like next
year. Street Fighter 40th anniversary is next year.
Sega Racing Collection. I mean, if there was any inclination of that ever existing
at some point, then I'd say so. But I think Sega is completely relegating their classic
grazers to just being in yakuza games which is fine I think it's neat that
they're back in some way crazy taxi in some way yeah okay well that's the one
of all the modern Sega shit crazy taxi it's been so long dude it's been it's
been so long just give me crazy taxi I just want to see what a modern day
Crazy Taxi. Monster Hunter Worldport? World? Hmm interesting. World? Something
Smash related, that's at the end, but it's also very unlikely.
Hmm. Any post-soccerite Smash updates? Smash is extremely low likelihood.
Extremely low likely because this is not a partner direct. If Smash would show
up somewhere chat. It would be around the summer slash spring direct. Those usually happen around
May or early June around that time frame. So it's very unlikely. I think dustbloods has a chance
of being here, but a big dustbloods is as much like a core and it is a core Nintendo game,
but it also is like pretty outside their wheelhouse.
Smash is like the most first party, first party thing you want.
And here's here's the reason why I think it's not here.
A smash announcement is all hands on deck, bro.
Like you want everybody and their mother and there's mothers,
mothers, sisters, cousins, former roommate that has ever heard of Nintendo
to be watching this shit.
If it's a third party direct, it's like third party direct.
See you on Thursday.
It isn't like an all-hands-on deck.
If it's a first-party Nintendo Direct, that's an event.
This is just, third-party Nintendo Directs
are pretty much the Directs in between the giant ones.
So, they know this.
These don't get nearly as big of viewership.
The massive Nintendo Directs are the first-party ones.
So, you would want Smash to be at a first-party one,
right?
I still think, I think Duskblood fulfills an audience,
but it's a fulfill like a Mario Kart slash Smash audience.
Hell no, dude.
It's not nearly that big.
Damn, Pocky!
Geez, thanks, man.
Is that 1500 bits?
Holy shit.
R.A.9 Switch 2?
Yeah!
I can see that happening.
Virtual Fighter World Stage will probably be here as well,
but I don't know if I want to put any GIF subs down
on Virtual Fighter 5 getting ported again.
I'm just, that's cool that it is.
It's cool that it is.
Hmm.
Tekken Arcade Classics. That's already happening on PlayStation, my dude.
And it's pretty much exclusively on PlayStation. Tekken 1, 2, and 3 are on PlayStation.
And they are pretty much Tekken Classics at this point. Sega Saturn NSO.
It'll run like shit. It'll run like ass, dude. But I like it.
I
Just want to see the
Long I want to see the Saturn intro on a Nintendo Direct. That's what I want
Yeah, that that's that in itself the intro that I maybe have seen more than any other console intro outside of Dreamcast is the Saturn one
Yeah, bro. I I would like that. I
I that would just for that moment would make me happy. I'm just I don't even know. I'm probably not gonna play it
It's probably not going to run good, but still I'll be very happy just hearing those notes
Tocan that's a Sony game damn you're the second person to say that y'all don't know
Y'all don't know that shit's only coming out on ps5 dude NPC
Um, are we getting to the end?
Are we already getting to the end of the things that I would want to bet on?
I think we might be.
I think we're already getting to the end.
Avatar fighting game is already happening, bro.
Um, do you think Onimusha releases on Switch 2?
I don't know.
I don't know if it does anything else for me, too.
All right. Let's get down to the crazy ones. There's like three left that are crazy, in
my opinion. Yeah, so the chances of this showing up are pretty likely, dude. Pretty likely.
There has been a rumor over the past 24 hours that it's going to be there. That rumor has
has been followed up with also it's going to be out within like six months so it's not
even far away in the same in the same way FF7 was announced on switch remake was announced
on switch that took about six months for it to come out as well from its initial
announcement.
So, here's, here's, this is worth 77 gift subs, right?
You know, we can add more if $40, if it's 40 bucks plus 33.
plus 33 so then we can actually that's 23 duh plus 23 subs to boost it to a
hundred yeah yeah give it to us if that shit is discounted nowadays and it
actually is like lower price bro they will be swimming in fucking money those
Those bitch asses will be swimming in money if they release rebirth on switch and it looks
good.
Now here's the thing.
There is a new rumor that came out over the past 24 hours chat.
A brand new one.
That rumor is not confirmed to be real, is simply a rumor, but it's being floated
around right now.
It states that the final part of the FF7 Remake series launches on Nintendo platform, as well
as all the others.
So it's a multi for the first time in the series history, for the first time in Final Fantasy
Anything in a hell of a long time.
A Final Fantasy game will be launching on Nintendo, Xbox, PC, and potentially PlayStation
at the same time.
So, you know what that means to me?
It means the announcement doesn't need to be at age state of play anymore.
Historically they have been, it's been tied to Sony this entire time, but it means that
you do not need a state of play to be the place where you make that announcement.
So this could be it, dude.
Like, part three could get announced here.
And we know it's happening, but this is a big deal.
I think it also could be like a final thing
of the show of the third party Nintendo Direct, right?
The final thing of the show is like, hey,
So here comes FF7 Rebirth on Switch, and it comes out in like six months.
And then it says all that stuff.
And then also, but like coming soon, and then it fades into the actual T's of part three.
I legit think that could happen.
And I think that there is reason for Square to want to do that,
considering that the game is practically relaunching on Nintendo hardware
and will be available the announcement at a Nintendo Direct specifically that this
is launching on this platform is a big deal like that's that is a massive ass
announcement so that incentivizes people even more to be like oh holy shit
I'd laugh at this came true me too it's insanely high bro it's a ridiculous it's
a ridiculous amount of subs. I don't it's the likelihood is like 10%. It's really low. But
it's there. It's a crit hit. All right. It's a crit. If we crit after this rebirth announcement,
my dude, if the rebirth rebirth on switch is a high likelihood that's like a normal. Okay.
The normal hit it just the chance of it hitting is like 90%, 95% chop. That's rebirth.
if it crits then it turns into a part three announcement right after and then and then
that crit turns in is like a massive damage increase it goes from 77 to 777 gift subs
7% crit chance brother so anyway
in my brain that makes a lot of sense right now dude i'll be completely honest and it isn't like
Like, it isn't like Square and Nintendo aren't completely in bed with each other all over
again.
Like, Nintendo has been treating Final Fantasy 7 Remake launch on the Switch 2 like it's
a first-party game.
That doesn't happen, man.
Like there's no, like there's events at Nintendo stores, there's marketing and cross-promotion
everywhere like it's a first-party game.
like this is weird dude. Why are they why are they going to all this extra effort? It's working.
It's selling like crazy. So in that same way, it's like, so what does that mean going down
the road? What does that mean for like the future games and stuff like that? Does it
kind of assistant title reveal? Yeah, no, that counts. It could be a teaser. It could
be anything part three teaser. Yeah, just a reveal of part three and what it is in
in some way. That's enough. They have to release the name of the game. Even if it's the announcement
of part three showing up on Nintendo platform, just the title, that's it. That's enough.
Yeah. I don't need to see full gameplay, bro, but the first acknowledgement of the game's
existence and it being here, yeah. Yeah, for sure. So that's a big deal. It's a
really big deal. But that also opens up the opportunity for future gameplay reveals
to be out like other events like Sony and stuff like that.
That starts to make sense to me.
So here's the crazy part.
We have two chances to land this crit hit.
It was like there's this, there's a small chance of it landing here.
And then a week after this, a week from this Thursday is the rumored Sony state of play.
So if this one misses, there's a chance we can come back and try again.
So I'm very much looking forward to whatever is at the Sony thing and whatever the hell
is going to be here.
And I at that point I feel like I would be pretty disappointed if it didn't either show
up here or and it didn't show up the state of play.
I'm after the game awards I was kind of like sad I was like, ah, yeah, yeah, that makes
sense. Yeah, I get it. Like, at the end of the game, words, I'm like, we're not close enough yet.
We are close enough now. Like, this is it. So if it doesn't drop here, and they're really going to
line up with a closer to release sort of marketing schedule that lines up maybe around a summer
games fest middle of the year giant summer slash spring reveal. Yeah, I also understand that,
that but that's also disappointing like come on brother this should be it come on so anyway
we're not talking about we're not talking about the state of play that hasn't even been announced yet
it's just that the Nintendo Direct was rumored and then it showed up so yeah I think I think the
big third-party game of this uh of this entire thing is probably going to be the ff7 rebirth
announcement like and what it looks like on a Nintendo switch too.
There'll be it.
What about FF7 crisis score reunion?
I don't know if that's ever going to show up on anything.
I don't know.
Anything else that that thing came out on switch, bro.
Yeah, it's already out on switch.
So they don't need to worry about that.
Welcome back to the Stone Age of History.
And then finally, because it's such a low chance...
It's a meme.
Uh, it's a thousand gift subs for Smash. That's where we're at now.
Ah, it's... throw it in there.
It's no... it's not happening.
Again, the higher the gift subs, the lower the chance.
It's just not happening.
So yeah.
Yeah.
Expedition 33.
What?
A switch port?
Cool.
What about 20 subs for the new Fire Emblem?
Nah.
I don't think that's happening.
Anything else that you guys have mentioned is that I don't really see it either even being
a meme that I'm willing to put my heart and soul behind.
You guys can put in gifts as if it happens.
That's what I encourage you.
I encourage you if uh if that thing happens that you like like uh a chrono trigger
I'm not getting a chrono trigger remaster bro. It's not happening
It's not happening okami obeyo 4
Um, ain't you ain't seeing dick on okami until all these capcom games release
You ain't seeing dick on mega man until all these goddamn capcom games release bro
You ain't seeing dick kingdom arts 4
Welcome back to the stage of history.
The Kingdom Hearts 4 is announced. You have to give me five Gysubs each.
That's it. I'll make it four. Right? I get it. Times are tough right now.
Okay. Times are tough right now. I get it.
It's just we have to we have to establish whose list this is.
OK, if Kingdom Hearts 4 extra shit is announced here for all the Kingdom Hearts fans.
You guys aren't waiting another five years.
OK, you're five years too early.
You have to give me five gift subs.
You just have to give me five gift subs because you're going to be so excited.
You're going to get your trailer for the game.
Come on. That this is it, bro.
This is this is your chance.
Do it!
Resident Evil Remake Trilogy native ports?
I think we got that.
And I think we got that.
I think all those happen.
And they're bundled together constantly.
Is Wilds too obvious?
Yeah.
I mean, it's like Wilds, Resident Evil, Wilds, RE2 remake, RE8, whatever, you know.
RE4 remake, RE3 remake, Devil May Cry 5.
All very cool.
I think that's gonna happen.
And that is very cool, but they're also like massively successful games already and they'll just do well that makes me happy
But I don't want really want to put gift subs down on it.
I want to do it for like, ports that I'm that I'm personally looking forward to.
Do I want to play any of those on that system? Not really.
I would prefer to play it elsewhere. I actually want to see how the hell they make a rebirth.
The thing is then you're like why then why fm7 rebirth outside of just pure bias this gives us a direct
Hint or I would say preview at this shit
Like this is a direct hint at how this game is going to work
Even if we don't know the details of this because we start to see how the switch to handles the size of the world
How the hell they swear Enix makes this giant big-ass game actually work on this little hardware
So I'm pretty fascinated by that just to see like what their solutions are and that leads directly into part 3 shit if part 3 is going to come out on the system at the same time.
So like I'm a little bit even more excited for this than any other general port, you know, like a Resident Evil 2 or anything like that.
RE9 demo announcement.
That is a good call. Holy shit. That is a good call.
Because RE9 is coming out on this system. Damn.
It probably is going to be happening either soon. We're getting there.
This is definitely a high probability of that. I think if that also isn't here, then it could show up at the PlayStation thing.
Yeah, that's a good call. I didn't even think of that, dude.
Good shit.
That switch is gonna blow up. Dude, people have been playing it!
There's footage of RE9 running on Switch 2. It looks good.
It's running, like, at 60. It's crazy-looking.
Switch DLSS is no joke.
Yeah, it's running at 60. This and RE9 N-Prague Mod are running at 60 on the Switch 2.
It's like, holy shit, dude.
Mortal Kombat new NRS game? Nah.
Nah, I don't, I'm not feeling it, man.
This is just not the time for a new NRS game yet.
I'd be very surprised if it was.
Does that include a switch to for ultimate?
Oh yeah, smash something.
Yeah, switch to port if it's ultimate and better.
Oh hell yeah dude.
That's actually what I want.
I don't want smash 5.
I want smash ultimate plus.
Like I want smash ultimate ultimate.
That's what I personally want.
I want them to keep going with that shit.
Like the way they did with Mario Kart 8.
Fine.
I'll give it to you Chad.
And if a shovel goes into the ground for the purpose of farming, it's five gift subs.
You gonna see anything on Street Fighter 5 Season 4?
Nope, you won't, until all the characters are out.
With plenty of time in between.
Yeah!
So, I think, I think we are, I think I'm sitting pretty on this.
Street Fighter 5, Street Fighter 6, whatever.
Dusk Bloods is the big thing that I think will actually be a first-party game that could
show up here.
And a lot of the other Souls guys are feeling the same shit.
So yeah, 100 Giftsubs on Dusk Bloods being their big first-party game, Capcom Fighting
Collection 3 at 250 Giftsubs, which is practically a meme, Rollback Ultimate Marble 3, a big old
meme, 1000 Giftsubs, PSO Classic, damn if that came back in some way that's 500
gift subs. Wild switch to port. I don't care. Um, game's fine. I don't love it that much.
Killer instinct. Anything. Oh boy. K. I anything. That's 300 gift subs. If K. I comes back in
some way. Port of the old games. Um, port of the 2013 game. Anything like that. Yeah,
that'd be pretty cool. So a caliber, anything, 100 gift subs. It could be anything, dude.
be anything. Crazy Taxi, 100 gift subs if we finally get more on that. RE9 demo, 25 gift
subs. Sega Saturn, NSO. Would you do a different gift sub bed if there was a switch port of
UMBC3 without rollback? If UMBC3 without rollback happened, I'm turning off the stream. If they
re-release Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 in any way and it has no rollback, I will
be pissed. I won't celebrate that shit, dude. That's like, what are we doing? Why? Same old
shit? Same old shit. That's a reasonable crash out moment. If they port ultimate Marvel
three with no improvements. What the fuck? What the hell's the point? That literally
is wasted effort. Yeah. Why? Why? Take a Saturn just upon the NSO. 50 gift subs.
Just for, just for...
Just for that. That's all I want.
That's literally all I want.
And then the big ones,
FF7 Rebirth Switchport, which is happening.
You already know what's happening.
That's why it's low gift sub amount.
77 gift subs.
But however, if that port only costs $40,
add 23 gift subs to it.
It goes up to 100.
If Square Enix is being competitive with these ports
and it lines up with the similar pricing
of the previous game, my dude, that shit will go over very
well if that game is $40.
Granted, that game has gone down in that price
on PlayStation and PC.
They aren't always that expensive.
Like they do go down in price.
So I mean, let me ask you that.
The remake was $70.
You don't see it happening.
Remake was 40.
Remake was 39.99.
They were very specific about that.
Um, and then if FF7 remake part three has a teaser that's attached to it because
of the chance of it being a multi console launch, that is a massive, that's a massive
add on that's the crit hit of this entire show. That's 777
gifts. So that happens that is extremely big. Right. That is
extremely big. There's no way rebirth is 40 bucks. Well, it's
still $70 on steam. Good point.
Oh, the default is 70 right now.
So you're telling me the total value price has never gone down over time?
It's usually like 50% off.
No shit.
But you're telling me those are specifically sales.
You know what?
I'll be real. I'm standing by it. You know why? You get significantly less of a game on Switch
2. You just do. Like, it is a compromise port in comparison to what the PC version's last
place station 5 version is. So, competitively price it, bro. Just do it. Just do it. Competitively
price it. But it's Nintendo. Nintendo doesn't choose the price of that. That's square.
They're a third party company.
They get to make those choices.
Nintendo, an animal crossing expansion or some shit
is gonna cost you $80, 99.99 or some shit.
We're getting to a point where,
if a new Smash Brothers comes out, Chad,
it's gonna cost you 99.99.
Like that is likely to happen on the Nintendo system.
So,
let me see what it costs on PS5 history.
It's going to cost on PlayStation right now.
Damn, it's still full price on PlayStation 5.
Jesus, bro.
Jesus.
Yeesh.
They should change that.
It's on sale a lot, but I think the default price of it should go down.
It honestly should.
Reward was 35 bucks on sale at lowest.
Yeah.
I mean, they're willing to bring it down.
It's been two years now.
I mean, come on.
There's a reason why I'm adding 23 gifts onto it
because it is hopeful that it happens.
I want, dude, I'm sorry, chat.
I want Square to be competitive.
That's just it.
If you wanna get people on board with this shit
for the chance of making the next one hit,
you need to allow people to play the second game
in the first game for at least an access value.
The majority of PlayStation 4 users played FF7 Remake, dude.
And you might be saying, but Max,
it only sold like seven or eight million on that system.
You're not wrong, but you forget within a few months
after the game it came out, within like six months,
it was on PlayStation Plus.
So if you had a PlayStation subscription,
You, the game was free for an entire year, like you could, like the amount of people that played FF7 Remake compared to the amount of people that bought it is going to be wildly different because so many people bought it or played it when it was completely free.
So, you know.
Smash is something, 1000 gift subs. It's a meme. Kingdom Mars, you have to give me four
gift subs each. Please just put your credit card information in right now. I'm waiting.
You can either put money directly into the CD drive of your computer or scan the money
with your phone to have it prepared when it is going to be distributed to me because
it'll make it really easy when you have to click the button if Kingdom Mars 4 does
show up here of you just gifting me four gift subs. It'll be it'll be really easy.
So I'm just letting you know, like you can have like your Apple wallet.
Just like saying, you can like tap in like you could steal money from your parents.
All I'm saying is that you see to be prepare yourself now, prepare yourself
right now, prepare, steal money from your grandparents.
Like there are options, dude, you can be ready for this moment.
Kingdom Hearts can happen, and you will be emphatic about giving me four gift subs.
You will be excited to do it.
Trust me, you will be.
Anyway, shovel into the ground for the purpose of farming.
That's five gifts each.
You can rob a grave?
Yeah, that's exactly it.
You can go to a graveyard and start digging up bodies and stuff, and they could have
jewelry on them.
And then you could go to a store or you could get into a drug cartel.
What I'm saying is that there is ways for you to be ready for this Kingdom Hearts 4 announcement
chat.
You can be ready.
Go meet a graveyard keeper.
Go befriend somebody that works at a graveyard.
Come on, you can sell your organs to afford these four gift subs.
Trust me, Kingdom Hearts 4 is happening, chat.
the Nintendo Direct? At the third party Nintendo Direct? Come on, dude. It's happening. That's
how confident I am. Gage, I'm just telling people that if Kingdom Hearts 4 happens at
this Nintendo Direct that they should go grave robbing to give me gift subs. That's all
I'm doing. If it shows up here, then you can just go grave robbing to earn some money
so you can give me four gift subs. Each. That's all I'm saying. You're a part
that too. I will. I will. It seems fair. Anyway, I want the I want the I'm curious
what the YouTube AI summary says about that. Because dude, this stupid ass AI shit, they
put somebody that some drive thruers fired the people that are earning less than minimum
wage and they put AI in charge of drive-thrus at like Taco Bells and stuff so guess what people
did at the drive-thru they went to the drive-thru they ordered one thing that cost 99 cents and 16
thousand waters and it just went all right please pull up to the window all right it doesn't
understand it can't barter. It doesn't know what is a joke or not. I'll take 100,000 waters
and they cost nothing. Please give me 28,000 fire hot sauce packets.
Uh-oh.
What do we do? Give it to him.
Just give it to him.
Anyway
Well, they announced rebirth DLC no they said they specifically wouldn't so that they can get part three worked on faster. Yeah
The man wants his hot sauce. You gotta do it
The second eight or city of the wolves or 2xk a bet worthy thing
On switch to
Not particularly maybe not for me all right now
I don't know, FF9 remaster announcement?
Damn, this is a max list.
Yeah, exactly.
This is the stuff that I really want, and I've found several things that I really want.
You'll die on Hell for Breath of Fire?
Joy, it will be here.
You know that.
It'll be here.
I think Breath of Fire is here.
But it'll be here as this because this is your modern day Breath of Fire.
It is.
I don't know if it's the, no, she's like, no, stop.
When I say this about, when I say this to Breath of Fire fans, I tell the Breath of
Fire fans, you guys have your modern day Capcom sprawling RPG epic.
It's actually called Monster Hunter Stories.
They freak out in the exact same way I tell Capcom fans,
I tell Capcom fans, hey, you guys really want your,
you guys want your brand new Dino Crisis Remake Game?
You want it?
You got it.
It was pretty good.
They freak out the exact same way.
No, that's not it!
Stop!
they turn freaking out. You take that back. I'm just making observations, okay? I'm not
trying to make you mad. I'm just saying, no, not like this. I'm saying, I'm not saying
it can't happen in the future. I'm just saying this was a crisis, a dinosaur crisis of
epic proportions. And this is literally a big epic sprawling Capcom RPG about raising
Dragons and shit about dragons and stuff is just Monster Hunter just saying these
people started to be like man Capcom doesn't have RPGs anymore bro they used
to be great at this they had you know Breath of Fire why don't they bring back
Breath of Fire and I'm like this is a 10-year running series these games are
not small. They're actually really big now. So, you know, and this one looks good. Like
legit, like even Simmons is fascinated by it. A legit looks really good.
Anyway,
Dylan, I think 2013 on switch two would be sick. There is a reason why I put it up
there. I put it up there.
There yeah, hi's up there. I think that would be sick that that's a very unlikely
That's like the one Microsoft thing that I would hope maybe shows up here
Damon X baby trailer no
No the tactics update damn
All right, you got me good Cole you got me
Does that sold very well on switch and did a good job damn
You got me I don't even think of that
That has not happened yet. If it gets like a war of the lions kind of expansion or some shit
That would be mad cool
That'd be mad cool
Tactics A2?
Uh, no, I'm not a big fan of the, um, the GBA tactics, so like, oh, G-Tactics.
Vagrant story?
Not anytime soon.
I don't think it's happening anytime soon.
Do you think I want any more chances to show up?
I mean, we've seen plenty of it.
We have seen a lot of it already.
Hmm.
Yeah.
I think we should lock it in.
Strive 2.0?
I don't think it's happening.
Unfortunately, I don't think Strive sold super well
on the Switch.
I think it did well on Xbox, but that
was because it was a part of Games Pass for a while.
I don't think we're going to get any Arc System stuff
until the Arc World Tour, which is going to be coming up
fairly soon.
I think fairly soon.
What is it?
Is it like in March?
I want to see Strive 2.0.
I'm legit curious how that game is going to change.
But it being here, I don't know.
I don't know if this is the audience for it.
Any idea when it's Sony's turn, uh, a week, no shit.
When, when does the Sony version of this shit happen?
Literally one week from now, the 12th, that is what the rumors are saying.
So if you guys want to come back and we literally run this shit back, if
like this stuff doesn't happen, we can run this shit back one week later.
And then also be talking about stuff like Marvel token could actually show up at a Sony state of play
This is a this is a specific
Tendo directly of subs
What would be in cap I'm fighting collection three, I don't know
It could be a there's several things that they could put in there, but I don't know
You can technically run this whole list back except dustbloods
This was a Nintendo ass Nintendo game and Smash wouldn't be there, but yes, you are right
Actually, this whole list could be run back, which means that so can this
So can this yes, good
Very good
Third strike. Yeah, third strike would be nice. It'd be really nice to have that in there
I think they're saving a third strike re-release in some way for the Street Fighter 40th anniversary
I think that's just happening.
Oh, that is other big news, which actually is a good thing for FF7.
Chat, apparently Rockstar is beginning the big marketing push for GTA 6 in the summer.
That is happening. So why would they be doing that? Because the game is launching
In the time period it is said to launch. It'll actually come out this year
So it's looking like November 19th. It's nope. That's it dude. It has to start like this is actually it now
So it's actually happening
About time. Holy crap. It looks like it's actually happening because the marketing efforts are the most expensive thing
They're gonna spend more money on marketing than God
So that shit is likely gonna be coming out of November this year. Am I excited for it? I'm curious
I will say I'm curious I'll be trying it like everybody else is it one of my most anticipated games
It's not but it's like a big it's such a big gaming event that I'm like
You know, I think I'm gonna have to take part in it in some way
but even that being said
Delayed till February 2027. Let's hope that doesn't happen. Fuck. Yeah, it's a cultural event. It has been delayed three fucking times
So
Yeah
Yeah, that is to be honest that benefits like that that just benefits the industry in general because it's just so many so many more people buying
Playstations and the chance of them buying more games. That's that is why GTA is a thing that
Needs to happen because most of the industry has been waiting for that to happen for such a long time
That yeah, most of them are going to be buying their playstations and whatnot specifically for GTA and that's it. Don't get me wrong
wrong, but there is an adoption chance of them being like, oh, I heard about this Expedition
33 game. That also one game of the year. I would like to play that. Oh, I played Final
Fantasy 7 back in the day. Let me try out this FF7 Remake shit, like whatever. That
just works in that. That is the natural order of adoption. Or, you know, it boils
down to. I'm buying GTA 6. Now it's time to buy another game with a gun or a ball or a gun
and or a ball. I need myself a gun or a ball. Okay. And nothing else, which is usually how
it goes.
Where are these gun and ball games? They should be called that, dude. Sports games
should be called ball games and gun games should just be called gun and balls. Gun and
ball games, bro. The true defining aspect of this industry. Ball of duty. Yeah, I'm feeling
good about this. I'm feeling good about this. I hope some of it happens, dude. I'll be getting
up early tomorrow, chat. I will. I got to get up very early. NBA of duty, 2K27. Kings,
I gotta try out your mod.
Yeah, I gotta download that shit.
Maybe not tonight, because I wasn't planning on it.
Tomorrow's Thursday.
So I think I could check it out.
I think maybe Thursday we start off
by checking out Jin and Ultimate Marble 3.
Did you play Outbreak with the boys over COVID,
looking to play it with friends before nine?
I think so.
Hold on.
I think it was during COVID.
You can play it through PlayStation simulation.
It actually runs very well.
Who's this ugly fuck?
Yo, video games, RE outbreak.
Yeah, so we played RE outbreak four years ago?
Yo!
It was 2021.
Video game.
This is epic.
We played it under virtual YoVG
and we all had ourselves hooked up
when we were playing with each other.
Fuck.
And it was challenging
It was challenging
was a as a ball and gun game is what it is.
Okay, we're surrounded by.
So yeah, there's a we played both of these. It was very goofy.
It was very goofy. If we wanted to actually have the true
experience, we would disable all of our microphones. And then
Damn, if this game had proximity chat, that would be god.
Chat, Jesus dude, can they stop making all these dumbass Resident Evil multiplayer games
and just give us an outbreak with proximity chat?
Please dear god.
My god dude, what if you had to go to a store to buy walkie-talkies and shit, cause you
just would, and then you turn a corner and you find your friend dead.
Oh shit, my friend's dead.
Capcom friendslop would blow the fuck up.
It would ignite the goddamn industry.
If you played a game like just use the bones of RE2, just the bones of it dude, just take
RE2 and like just the RPD, just take that shit.
Everybody sort of slow meandering like Leon is in RE2.
And then you play through it with four people.
And it literally has, it literally is entirely built around like communication.
That is the whole point of it.
Jesus, man, God.
Damn!
Why?
Why couldn't they do that?
Ow, you shot me in the face, you shithead!
You can not, you really trouble!
You shot me in the face you shithead!
It's literally shot me in the face.
Imagine this shit with friendly fire as a setting.
Bro. Imagine.
You can not, you really trouble for my bullets!
You throw his core!
Fucking Steve!
Dude.
It would be incredible.
But actually, you get a person screaming and you hear like the thump thump thump thump
of Nemesis or Mr. X?
My God, man.
My God, Capcom, what are you doing?
You have the easiest hit ever with this multiplayer Resident Evil horse shit.
The easy...
Ugh.
Man, friggin...
Ugly Gorilla, thank you.
Indigo Burst, Zip6, Breakpoint, Aqua Katana, Sir Esquire, Gumby, Singularity, J.K.
Thanks for the 5.
is already on the wild, just wish people don't leak anything.
Yeah, I gotta be careful with that shit.
Bahamut7, SilverLanix, Caves, thanks again for the raid.
Enjoy, thanks for the 74 months.
Capcom doesn't like money, you're right.
You're right, Capcom does not like money.
Chat, I really wanna check out more of this NEO3 shit.
I wanna make sure it's up and running Geed as well.
And update, whoa, it has an update.
What?
What? It has an update.
I also got this up and running.
Damn, go to desk controller as it came with my new Xbox 360.
This is a literal brand new out of the box Xbox 360 controller.
You can feel the nubs.
Oh, my God.
It's great. It's great.
The problem is that these controllers also suck ass.
They're like the best.
The best for game feel.
I think it's actually the best 3D gaming controller ever, ever.
But anything else, it's trash.
For anything else other than shooters
and running around in 3D, it's actually bad.
Like for 2D games, I had actually bad.
I can use it on PC?
I think I can.
I think I just use the dock thing, right?
It's like a dock thing.
Is there OutRun in NSO?
I don't think so.
I think that runs on in a cell.
Anyway, I gotta get my Xbox 360 up and running
with that latest fan patch.
Bought a new 360, so we gotta have our Xbox 360 Night Chat.
For Tekken though, God like, really?
It's like a USB receiver, I'll show you.
Looks like this.
By the way, chat.
Have you been severely affected by the 1440p stream on Twitch?
That's one of these.
So if I take this thing off, this controller has a shit on a drift, which sucks, because
this was a favorite controller of mine, but it's like this thing.
And I don't know if I plug this into PC, if it'll work, because the other side is
just the usual Xbox bullshit.
seems work working.
So just as a heads up, I stopped doing the 1440P streams
because Twitch viewership was acting crazy in the letter
portion of last year.
And it was like, oh my god, am I just an irrelevant bitch?
Do people just not care anymore?
Luckily, that wasn't the case, which
was going through a very weird viewership thing for a while,
and how they calculate viewers, which seems to have
ironed itself out.
So in that effort, I'm like, what can I do to see if I have been somehow circumventing
my audience to watch my stream?
And the result of that was like, oh, 1440p, I have heard people say that I can't watch
your streams anymore on PlayStation.
I can't watch your streams on this, on that, like on Dongle, it crashes, like all that
kind of stuff.
Before, even at the 1080p streams, it wouldn't work, it just wouldn't load.
Which was an issue.
I was like, oh, this is not good, dude.
Like the whole point of having the lower quality streams is that you can choose the lower
quality and the 1440p stream, you just might, you just might not work.
Like, okay, that's fine.
1440p is for like the 10% of people that might be watching.
But the 1080 is not bad.
The 1080 is the old one, which is being spit out from my computer.
Before it just wouldn't, it just wouldn't work.
Like the whole thing, I had a meeting with Twitch and they were like,
so that shouldn't be the case anymore.
1080p should still be the normal stream that everybody watches.
The same thing with 720 and below.
It's a normal broadcast.
Um, so if you're watching this right now,
chat and 1440p does not work but you can watch 1080p below let me know let me
know if you're one of those that is not that 1440p is not working for you but
you're getting the normal stream compatibility with that that of it
below where 1080p is working just fine and looks pretty much just as good and
what browser are you using you have 1440 on mobile it's me you can't watch
1440p okay so you guys are still getting you're not locked out from the entire
stream because it's 1440 at the source good that's good you're on 1080p it's
good that was the point that's the whole point so I took away the 1440p
because I thought I was literally circumventing my audience from watching
this shit yeah 1440 uses about 9000 bitrate it's it's high
Lying on 1440p. Yeah. I'm not saying if 1440 is working good, that's great.
What I'm saying is that if you turn it to 1080, that compatibility is there and you're able to watch.
You're able to get an uninterrupted sort of classic experience.
And if that is the case, then I think I'm good, dude. I'm probably going to stick with this.
Because I still like having the higher quality. I really do.
Doesn't work on your region? Okay. That's good. If it doesn't work for your region,
your region, you're not locked out from watching all the other end codes, which are 1080M below.
That's great! That's actually great.
Yeah, YouTube handles this stuff just fine. To be honest, like, the YouTube quality of
I stream to YouTube chat at 1440p at, like, 20 megabits per second. It's very high quality.
It's about, like, you can't... Even if I throw more bitrate at it, it won't fix
it. So that shit runs very good.
Twitch's 1440p encoder is a bit better because it costs less. It's less resource intensive.
It makes it easier on YouTube because their compatibility is normal. Like, they just handle
all the encodes themselves and they're willing to... Their video player is designed for 4K
and above. Uh, Twitch's wasn't, which is why they're still getting used to the 1440p thing
with compatibility. That's what I've been ready for streaming to Scurious. Uh, normally
at 1080p it's like 6 to 8k, and at 1440 I think it's around like 8 or 9. Okay, I gotta
get this stuff all configured. Um, at 1440p I've been doing like 30. I turn off hard
Barbaric celebrations to no 1440p, but 1080 is looking crisper than ever.
That is the thing is that the 1080p stream should also look a bit better.
This is a very gloomy ass, glossy ass.
You look in game.
It looks unsharp to me for some reason.
Hold on a second.
Let me see if I can fix this.
This looks unsharp.
Walk faster.
Yeah, the tree.
Either that's DLSS-ing or we're not getting an actual...
cheese.
Yeah, hold on a second, I'm gonna figure this out.
The freshly polished floor, the game is, it's a Neo3, it's getting a lot of very good reception
right now.
Am I drunk?
Okay.
Why?
Oh, I want to look at it, it's great.
Yeah, it's all on the 4090.
I have not put the 5090 back in.
My experience with the 4090 has been wonderful.
So yeah, we are rendering this bitch at, you can't do DLAA.
I guess that's a rendering resolution.
Minimum, maximum, frame gen off.
i guess i just want to turn the minimum to a hundred
then it should be dla
uh... this is a post-process
yeah i mean it's smooth
but you notice how the image is still like
washed out as shit
the ice
turn off dynamic reservoir dla
It's usually what you have to do, right, but I... was there an option to turn it on?
Do...
Oh, off! There we go.
Ah, and it changes.
Yeah, that's about the same.
I think getting native 4K60 is probably gonna be very good.
But it's so fuzzy. It didn't fix the fact that the image quality of the game is like...
Yeah, oh
Neil
About some other shit post effects, there we go off off everything's already off man
Color precision at the field lens flare
Bloom maybe we take bloom off
Damn, maybe that was it
Oh, no, that might legit be better dude the bloom was like an original Xbox game
Holy holy, I'll see what it looks like at night
Why?
Take myself to the right.
The bloom was intense, like holy shit, okay, so bloom was it it was making the entire
image look washed out.
Turnoff volumetric cloud helps as well.
Check this out.
Big difference.
Where's that at?
Post settings.
I'm going to try it with a little bit of motion blur chat.
Standard.
Tennessee.
I think the bloom is gone.
Shadow quality, model quality, model texture, model display.
quality volumetric cloud quality oh so crank that up so this turned off or very
low. This is just a fog, right?
Hmm. Turn it to very low. Let's see what it does. Grass density terrain, that stuff's fine.
You don't need this stuff to be cranked. The problem with a lot of PC settings, Chad, is
like just put everything on Ultra. You don't need to. Like, the game runs better if you
don't crank everything usually, because increasing stuff at that level doesn't actually
change anything. The differences are so minor that you'll never notice unless you're like
digital foundry. Yo, Joe Beans, thank you. Alright. Oh yeah, this is looking a lot better.
Holy shit. Jesus. This is looking way better. I'm trying to go. We pick up a weapon.
Hmm, I'm in trouble.
Then let's go to the police station.
Uh...
Uh-huh-huh.
I'm not gonna be... I don't wanna be a basic bitch.
I wanna do something new and interesting.
Wadachi, nah!
What for?
Do the spur, right?
The Vaseline is gone.
Look how pretty the outside looks now!
Jesus!
Turn the fog back on.
Let's see if that does the thing.
Oh yeah, this guy's got a little bit of volumetrics. You're right. But it does also... we'll see.
You get more weapons later. Oh, okay.
Sure
What I'm gonna do is
PS5 Vaseline over your eyes with your cerebral on it because that's because it's all the post-processing stuff is on you
I'm sure they like make the image washed out
Let's look at ice cream please.
Had to dial in the setting for this game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. I've played Neil before. And there's new things I'll be upset that I don't know how they work.
Jumping in Nio feels weird. Well, it feels nice. You have to give a credit. It does feel a lot better.
Nio is always a very grounded guy.
Bro, can you attack?
Yeah, the tutorial on all these games is always the same.
Almost never changes.
Okay.
Has a level design? Uh, not the same as the old ones, that's for sure.
Well, there is combos, so it's like square, square, triangle. That's a kick.
Squares, squares, players triangle does not.
Charge, oh I have to charge the gauge.
Oh, it makes a sound.
Okay, that's what it was.
It's looking pretty nice right now.
Still the demo.
Again, it comes out like a day.
Just a little ass bitch.
Yeah, end progress carries over.
Let's finish this up.
Let's destroy the enemy and protect the country.
Today, you're going to leave me behind.
I'm sure I'm not sure.
Gaging it.
It's getting gauged.
We can skip these, we saw before. Yeah?
Swapping has two stances, not three, really.
Am I liking Spear? It's okay.
It's okay.
Oh, that's still get three King dragons and purple monkey Eddie Kane.
Thanks everybody.
Secret.
Why does it feel damn we got this game looking pretty good.
Turns out if you turn off all the goofy ass post processing, it looks pretty good.
Then it's running mad smooth right now.
Here, can you play some performance metrics?
Oh.
There we go.
Flat-ass 60.
That's what you want, Chat.
You want your frame rate to be a flat-ass.
Be careful!
Why are you standing on the ground?
There's a way to do
Uh, yeah, yeah, I get it. Here if I dem yokai
I'll just jump
Um, when you deflate the enemy ski to zero, you can deal significant damage, uh, with grapple.
Yeah, yeah, this is what I- they're just not letting me do it yet.
Yeah, they weren't letting me do the finisher.
You continue to use your heavies when you do the white glowy stuff, because on your
arms to extend its effects. Cool.
Yeah, Ninjas Dance was impressive.
As soon as that happened, I was like, uh-oh, this game is really fun.
Oh, no.
No, no, there's no argument whether or not this game is a Souls like it is the
original souls like that. It is these souls like. Back when the shik came out in 2017,
it was the souls like. Like, oh wow, it's like a souls game. There is no argument, like.
It practically invented the souls of the souls likes, like in terms of big budget,
scale ones? I think they were smaller ones. But back then there were no other Souls games
other than Dark Souls 3 and shit. Yeah, Lords of the Fallen was like a good example. There
were some that tried but not to varying degrees of success.
It made everybody realize like what is the best aspect of Souls games?
It's not the combat. Combat was not the best part of the Souls series. It's the level design.
Neo was the game that made us realize that, dude, for that like, oh yeah, the level design in Neo sucks,
but the combat's really good. The combat's way better than Souls games.
We realized all of this that like, this was the era of everybody realizing how goaded Miyazaki
and FromSoft was at level design.
Not just the difficulty.
To be honest, I don't.
I do not feel that the difficulty of Souls games is like
really that crazy.
There's some gimmicky shit in Souls games, but
them just being hard, that's like a that's like a marketing
poll. They're really not that.
They can be hard, but it depends on what you like.
How much of the game do you want to utilize?
Yeah, they can be hard to learn.
They're punishing.
You're supposed to die.
Like, I think that's it.
But I think that that's the whole point of like a souls game.
You're supposed to die.
Death is encouraged to learn, which is like, yeah, nothing about souls games is
usually like unfair and shitty, right?
Feels like this sucks.
This is just hard for the sake of being hard.
I don't really get that vibe from the majority of souls games.
And most bosses, maybe sometimes, but not like all the time.
It's not hard for the sake of being hard.
It's hard to like, make it more satisfying.
This is running great, dude.
Ow, bitch!
Oh, you're right, there's follow-ups, wow!
Oh, I missed it.
I like the air combos.
That bore boss and eldering base differ. Oh, yeah, that was bad
That that that boss they changed that
the
At the very tip edge of the map chat. There was a boss that was like a bore that you had a guy
Yes, you had to get on your horse and fight him
That fight sucked like it was so glitchy
They fixed him but I think it still is like one of the worst fights in the game the gravity boss
Yeah, it was messed up. I was like, this is just miserable
This isn't even that I every it is so uncharacteristic the rest of the game
It's like they put the boss in the wrong arena
had they fix them? When I was playing that boss when the game first came out, he'd get
stuck in stuff. You'd just get hard stuck in a wall and just run. And if you engage
him, he immediately hit you. And then you get stuck in the wall again. And then if
he got close to me, he immediately hit you. And I'm like, so how you beat the boss
This was just a throw shit at it.
You just got shit to throw at it.
That was it.
It was stupid.
Stranger of Paradise is the souls like, oh yeah, it is.
My issue with Stranger of Paradise is that it was like a worse Neo.
And also performed terribly.
Like for some reason the performance in that game was freaking bad.
Some parts are cool. I love this story.
Don't get me wrong. I thought the story of that game was mad cool, man.
So weird not needing a key charge.
You just have so much stamina to attack, bro.
Wow, you hover in the air forever.
Whoa!
Whoa.
How's Kazan's level design? Kind of bad. It's fine.
It's like it's in the same vein as Neo,
where it's like acceptable, but it doesn't really do much for you.
You don't really ever think about the level design.
I'm on it. I want to flip. Oh, you need to do the ninja class to get the execution.
Interesting.
thing
Boy, I got it
Yeah, they really need to turn the graphics down a little bit
I think the DLA is a little bit too much.
Cool.
There's a big boy.
Let's go.
Come on.
Oh
What
Oh
Cool. Combat flow is mad cool, dude.
Oh, you can do execution in both styles, really?
Because that was the big thing about Ninja, from what I recall.
The gimmick of Ninja was that their critical hits,
their like back stabs and the stamina depletion hits,
We're mad buff. And a whole aspect of like ninja classes was that you can buff out that aspect of them.
Like they can really like backstab the shit out of you.
You can hold heavy to throw the ashes.
Bye-bye.
That's right!
That's right.
Doesn't have a just frame?
Just two.
Okay.
Oh, it does have a just frame. Cool.
Uh, I had a performance drop somewhere in there.
Might need to turn some of this shit down a little bit, chat.
I think we got the visuals of the game really on point.
And we can probably drop it a bit.
B-Sync is on 60.
Uh...
Vance Resolution Center?
D-L-A-A.
I kind of want to keep...
Nah, it's just a DLSS.
Just dynamic res.
still looks great and dropped it a little bit still looks great you check out ninja sword
tuned differently no I didn't just turn off dynamic res causes like all right
The dynamic resolution was pretty much checkerboard rendering.
Okay, I'll get rid of it.
Advanced.
Resolution's advanced.
Oh, this game does enough cross-play.
Maybe they don't think of it as being a multiplayer game.
And let's just change the render resolution to like 80.
Also looks sharp as holy shit.
50 would be 1440B.
I don't even know if we need to do that.
Let's just get some big stuff.
Wow, Ninja's so bad strong.
Yeah everyone's saying they love Ninja mode because it doesn't have the stamina issues.
I think I'm I don't think I'm gonna be dedicating one
to the other. I think Ko was was doing an entire ninja run on his end. Not using
keypulse. You can't use keypulse on ninja mode. You just get the dodge. Keypulse only
works on Samurai mode.
Oh once you unlock Perri it feels better. Really? Yeah I'm gonna try to do both.
Oh, they're not letting me do stats.
Jesus Christ!
Yeah.
Wow.
Combat's cool.
Sleep.
Oh
You beat that guy chat, what do you get? Huh? What do you get some big do I get Excalibur some shit?
Almost had them they just go straight to credits it should you should immediately go to the credits
Five bucks!
Wow, I daresay.
This actually looks pretty friggin' good.
Whoa.
I daresay.
I'm gonna mess around with something.
Isn't it advanced again?
quality. Ah, Wind Sway.
Wow. Now it's very clear.
Extremely clear.
So I said this stuff has a whole bunch of shit to tinker with.
I want to see what Ultra Motion Blur looks like.
That's like, why?
Because it doesn't do it to the world.
Notice that?
When I turn the camera, it's not blurring the whole image.
Is this a natural blur?
I'm definitely listening to what you're saying okay project motion blur is the
real shit you know it trying to attack but they won't let me
yeah I'm gonna put it in English the problem is it's a Neo game so anytime
characters talk I just check out
You're not missing much you don't really follow neo games for the story
the story's interesting this time around really
and the english is actually pretty decent
I find it crazy that they give you a Pomeranian.
Why do you start off with a Pomeranian?
Other than just to...just to...bate me.
Why do you get a cute little white Pomeranian?
Huh?
Why are they trying to get me?
Do I want actual lore or bullshit lore?
Bullshit lore!
That's what I want.
I want bullshit more.
I'm just going to show you that actually cute.
Can I fall?
It's the most integral part of a NEO experience is to fall into shallow water to your watery
grave.
It's integral.
You have to.
A pond that is like right next to you and for some reason it acts like the Grand Canyon.
Battle Scrolls.
Basic controls.
Now.
Hey, if I wanted to make the magic of my ninja shit better, is that Intellect?
Neo-Magic key recovery speed. Oh
That affects key
What the
What backwards shit is this stamina affects your life and equipment rate, right?
Intellect affects your key recovery speed
intellect
Skill is ninjutsu power. That's right
Shit in Neo is like backwards. It doesn't make any sense. All right
Magic is magic strength is
Strength is how much key damage you do with melee weapons
What's actual damage
And it's varied okay
Okay, okay. Is that different in Neo2? I remember in Neo2 being similar.
All of them, yeah. All of them increase damage depending on the weapon.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right. Oh, free respex. Really?
Really?
Now, strength does not affect overall damage. It affects the damage of those weapons.
Strength specifically increases your key damage, which is stun damage.
And this is hatchets and not spear
They give all damage at the scale is right. Okay, I'm gonna try to understand how this shit works. Okay
I want to try out the ninja sword is that like a like like just one knife like a short
sword I might have a new move list it's actually cool interesting interesting it's katana
in the backhand.
Full-size katana and it's sick.
Okay.
I'm curious about that.
What do I want to stick with right now?
I only have so many weapon types.
We're probably going to unlock more.
Um, I was saying this, dude.
I want to mess around with magic.
Let's make the ninja magic powerful.
We can always...
Fluts around.
Oh, wait.
Yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I wish it was water.
It's tradition. You have to fall down.
Yeah, you must fall in Neo to get back up.
You have to fall down a cliff.
If it was any other Neo game, I would be right here.
Chill, bro. Oh, man.
I'm trying to make a joke.
What'd I get?
I was like right here, it would just slip me off like
There was so many ledges that pulled you like they had gravity before you even fell
Fell to death I'm shocked that you fell to your death
I'm literally really shocked.
Jesus!
I was recently watching your last Vod of Neo2 and you got straight up sucked into water
at one point.
Yeah!
I'm telling you!
Like, I stood still and it was like, eeww, and I was dead.
This is bullshit, dude!
Why does the water have gravity?
It happens in your corners.
Bruh.
What?
Oh boy.
Oh, what was the yellow?
Ooh, what the heck was the orange mark?
Was it a back set?
This feels great.
Holy hell, dude.
So we don't need to be attached to any weapons right now.
Sure.
How do I switch styles, our team?
So wait, I have dual swords on both?
Oh, oh, they're back?
Oh, interesting.
Interesting.
Okay.
Interesting, okay
Oh, did I go in here before? They play wildly different depending on the style. That's awesome
I have memories of having a spider attack my head Neo1
Those two. No, I think it was the old one. So it was terrible. It's terrifying. Damn less
weight and odachi is a big fat-ass damage right yeah there's auto loot pick up if
you want to turn that on that seems helpful that seems helpful
These are actual players.
Wow, there's a big three hitter to this.
Jeez, I did not realize that.
That's amazing.
How's this looking on your end chat, are we gravy? Oh god.
Oh, this shit is amazing. Oh my god. This shit is amazing.
Okay.
These are... yeah, chance of getting big shit.
Oh, no, no, no, this is... helpers. Helpers.
That's what it is.
So, how's co-op in this?
How the hell does co-op work?
Because it was kind of odd in the other one, right?
Seamless, really?
So, you're telling me that, like, running around in just lootin' places and doing shit
with friends is actually, like, normal now?
Fully seamless.
Have you guys used it?
It's actually fun cool
Oh shit
This guy's big mad at me.
Let's screw this shit.
In the hell like the suicide bombers
Next
Blocking bitch
Wow, that's cool
Invalidated troop waste guard what that's a irregular invalidated troop ah
Different
Sorry that is dual dual tachi shit is great
I think it's a parry mechanics dude, I need some...
I need the game to reward me for doing clutch-ass parry shit, soon.
I dare say this is looking pretty good.
I mean it just, it looks like a Neo game, it still looks like a game from the PlayStation
4.
But at least it's running smooth and with all with the getting rid of those
post-processing effects and shit actually looks pretty crisp now before it was
like there's just too many visual effects dude like I can't see anything
Bloom being turned off was probably the best idea
Tetsuji thank you
Ooh, regular Uchi, yeah.
Whoa, what the shit?
What the shit? He holds it backwards.
Wow, completely different moveset with Katana on Ninja.
That's sick.
Wow.
Dude, you can straight do a Strider cosplay in this.
Wow. I like it. Tetsuji, thank you. Wow. I should really be saving all of these reactions
from my sponsored stream on Friday. But I'm not. But I'm not. I got all these. I watched
Everybody and their mother playing this demo, and I got jealous
So I would like to have a little bit of progress just an inkling of progress before
The game comes out out. Oh
You can't run up on dudes, okay?
There's counters to that shit, right like the white attack counters
Yeah, the demo's mad big.
Like, apparently the demo can have like 20 hours of gameplay if you want to really cram
it.
Those are grabs?
Yeah, there was like a Makiri counter for it or something.
There's a guy inside of you, and he's in the middle of you.
Sliding attacks, double attacks, sprint.
I will.
Faster key recovery and critical, whatever.
Number go up.
Mekiri counters for red attacks. Ah, okay.
Battle Scrolls.
Why am I making an offering? Am I turning this into Memrita?
Is that it?
Yeah
I see.
Okay.
It gives that and elixirs, yeah, it's the same as the first game.
I
I started thinking about it. I only need key recovery speed
Equipment rate in life. I want to do something exciting. Oh my magic to be crazy
That's a smarter though yeah, it's better to get the hierarchy increase yeah, yeah, yeah same as it ever was
Damn bro
Goddamn!
Whoa.
Everybody glad to that guy.
Oh!
This boss fight's actually tough.
That's right.
do this. Visitor summoning. We're getting after with the counter. It's just a button.
It's just transform. I'm in full ninja this fight. I could see it. What do I have? Long
Longbow.
I'd be more damaging longbow.
This one has the wrong longbow.
Wait, what?
Does it count as the same one?
It does.
Okay, okay.
I was like, do I need two longbows?
That would be weird.
I'm a favorite beer. Yes, I do. And I don't like beer. But it is the best goddamn beer
I've ever had in my life and I drank so much of it the last time I was there. And you've
got me thinking about it now, you piece of shit. And I try to order it to be delivered
than I literally can't. It is only distributed and sold in the region it's made. It's called
sands beer brother and it's unbelievable
it's it is unbelievable dude Kenny's the same way this shit is crazy it's a
Bahamian beer and it imagine if it's corona but fucking delicious no skunky
corona aftertaste it's a little sweet in the aftertaste and you can't get it
anywhere outside of the Bahamas it's only available in the Bahamas they don't
import it it's it's a small distribution facility there's another
Bahamian beer that sucks I'll let you do in a bit no I wasn't this shit's
It's actually amazing.
Like, I drank so much of it the last time I was there, it would make your head spin,
dude.
And I don't like beer.
They give me headaches and shit.
It's like literally just sitting on a beach drinking this shit.
It was fucking amazing.
So no one else is gonna know what this is, but I don't like beers.
They give me headaches.
All the hops and whatever the fuck are in them.
They give me headaches and shit.
I can't do it.
So I just don't drink beer.
Shit.
Unbelievable.
Refreshing everything that I want in a beer.
There, whiskey. I hate it.
uh
Bro, why did you get it?
Whoa! Okay, that's right.
Got it. I got it.
Moonshine is where it's at.
Yeah, I don't really drink anymore, man.
It's very infrequent for me to have a drink.
Jay, we have a drink of it once in a while, but Jessica pretty much stopped drinking when she got pregnant, of course.
And she never really brought it back, like, casually drinking or anything like that.
She'll drink when we go out to events, and me too.
But, like, we just don't enjoy it nearly as much as we used to, so she kicked the Abbot and I kinda did with her, too.
Shit.
Bro, that hit me?
Okay, this is fucking screwed.
Do you think you can do it?
Yeah.
Be a piece of shit, bitch.
Can you do the red thing again?
Get it though!
What do you want from me?
This is bad.
I'm just waiting.
I can see why playing Ninja on this fight is much easier
here because you don't worry about all the keypulse stuff and having no stamina.
Oh my god, big bitch!
I tried to dodge out it I need to press RB that's not doing right
God damn.
Weak ass ninja.
Wow! It's way before.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
You better bring that retry button up faster, game.
I'm gonna shit in your mouth.
Like it always says, oh, so you can listen to this for a whole bunch of time until it
It brings up the retry button.
Get my ass kicked.
Jesus. Jesus.
God.
I am out of stamina dude that's critical attack took away all my goddamn stamina
Jesus.
That's what you gotta do, okay.
Yeah, I gotta get away.
Oh, dickhead!
Dickhead!
Bring the button up!
I want there to be a mod for that chat. Make the retry button happen faster.
A malice piece of shit.
Give me a key charge.
Jet out of 7.
Way earlier.
Oh!
It's not on the hit.
It's like before the hit.
Alright.
It's like as soon as I see red, that's what I do it, instead of waiting for the attack
to come out.
Alright.
It's just before the hit, not on the head.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
One of this.
Yeah, it's way before.
Wow, that's nuts.
I don't know if he's Beijing. It's crazy!
Ooh, it's still hit me.
All the way. Okay. Not... not to be careful.
Oh my god! Okay, 50% he does the fast one.
I don't know if I mind the swap, but yeah.
Yeah, I'll turn it off.
I will insert it off I'm saving the ninjutsu for the end when I forget that I have it and I never use it
Basic game settings basic bitch ass game settings is it under controls?
My tinnitus
Um, then Jutsu recharge when you attack.
Oh, oh, what the shit?
What the shit?
You don't have to go to a shrine to get your N'Jutsu back.
What the shit?
Wow, it recharges.
Chat style shift and burst break separation.
Where is this thing?
So vibrating.
Functional.
Why do I don't see it?
When enabled either style, ship, or burst break will be triggered depending on whether the button is briefly pressed.
Breaks the reparation, was it? Okay. I guess on.
I thought it would be set off
Wait, why the fuck is it not changing chat I'm you're drunk chat
Okay
of
this is fun
now
This is actually mad fun now.
Damn, I'm actually kind of crazy.
You didn't like that, did you?
Holy shit.
Fucking shh.
Sorry.
Damn, now that I know this, this is kind of insane.
Bang bang for my devil trigger.
Jesus, bro.
And you can cash out as well?
Wow.
Oh, so.
You know that shit.
Wow, that's very powerful.
That's super powerful.
Puh-haw!
I'm gonna let him do that, just gonna let him do that.
Anaric, thank you.
I should do the auto loot setting, yeah.
I think there's not much inventory space that they give you.
If it's a shit ton, then yeah, 2000 in your active, not boxed inventory, you're
Wait
2000 on your character
Wow that's insane
Watch me find this secret that nobody else found over here
Shhh!
Wait!
Chat.
Naaah!
Look at this, dude. Look at my feet.
It's not sucking me in.
It ain't sucking me in.
See, in Neo 2, Neo 1, you get sucked in right here.
It pulls you in.
And then you die.
hold it what's going on over there hey yo hey there's the secret nobody else found
All right, I'm doing it. You convinced me. Axes and tonfa. Shit, I'm getting into this!
Oh no! We have approximately 1,900 Resident Evil games to play through before this. Oh
no! I'm going into options to make my experience even smoother because I'm inclined to do
do it instead of lying I don't give a shit I'll just play something else. Oh no!
Um, basic game setting is probably auto pick up over here, uh,
It's gotta be near somewhere.
Item auto pick up display pick up over dropped equipment. Yeah. Oh my god, you can ignore bullshit
Wow, what's that one do?
Uncommon rare exotic nothing done
Include crucible weapons and auto equip
Autodisposal Notification. Autodisposal, wow, you can immediately dispose of like common shit.
Wow. Accessibility.
I'm debating on this visual option.
Damn, I feel like I'm in 2017 again with Neo1.
It's like Kazan. Yeah, Kazan was the last time I felt this.
Yeah, look at that difference, holy shit.
So it being on, leave it at the highest quality, it does definitely add an Atmo to everything.
I kind of like it.
This is the stuff we were complaining about with FF7.
The Prime Gen Yonka?
Alright kitty.
Venice.
We're gonna check the English video. I think we got to go to main menu for it
I just haven't had a chance to do that yet
This chromatic cause blur in this game. Yeah, that's the nature of chromatic aberration is that it's the
Lenses are not flat. They are like sort like oval ish
So what it does is add somewhat of a vignette around the edges like a blur to the edges and it also
Distorts a little bit. It's like a 3d looking effect
Just was what happens to natural lenses
It's not bad looking but it's also like it's just removing my visual clarity
that's my issue with it.
Let's let the title hit.
Yeah, it looks like an asshole.
I developed what it was setting on because it's meant to make the game look more filmic,
and quote-unquote realistic, which it does at the cost of, like, clarity.
So I understand why they are used, it meant to be cinematic.
It is dork.
Not a ninja yet.
Ah!
Maybe run the whole fucking thing?
You piece of shit!
You gonna maybe run the whole thing again?
Man!
I legit thought I'd survived that fall. I did not even think that I wouldn't.
I was like, I'm just gonna go down here and see what... Oh, I'm dead.
I thought I was going to survive it. Like no problem.
Can I survive that? Listen to me. I don't know anymore.
Now I have questions.
Aim for the bushes.
What did you die to?
A collision with Yamanayu?
You have some good shit?
That would be a disaster.
Ow!
Wow, well those are better than I currently have.
Is there any weird limitations behind using this shit?
There is not.
Okay, well that just immediately goes to level 6 gear.
Okay then.
I'll take it.
52.
I thought that said encumbered, I was like, uh-oh.
Oh, Crimson Gear. That's old shit.
I need three pieces. Activation at five.
Not gonna lie, now that we got the visuals looking a bit crispier,
I kinda like the way the game looks now.
I'm gonna do the EI quick draw, RBB.
What?
Cool.
Now I can just, all I can do is um, desword and sword.
Oh!
Oh, shit.
I love that.
Dude, I miss...
I actually wish Souls games had it, too.
It's like, in a zaki game.
I wish you had the ability to sheath your goddamn weapon.
I do.
The larphing in this game is so high.
Oh, I know.
KEN-SAN, you are my sword.
One samurai.
Who can tell me what you are?
Ah, so I don't need to eat it.
Oh, I don't need to eat the hair anymore?
I don't need to eat the hair anymore.
Um, auto eat.
So...
We've got a on lock, low stance, high stance.
Get deflect.
Where's that at?
This is the shit we have.
Um, press LB before getting attacked by anything, but a burst attack to deflect it.
It's such a deflecting.
All right, so it's just they brought back the woe long slash securo stuff.
So now you have a true deflect.
Is it in samurai as well?
Only in samurai.
Wow.
So that's how they distinguish the two interesting.
And it just has the dodge.
Yeah.
No.
Cool.
cool there's an animation even when I'm running oh my god am I getting into this
shit fuck
shrine
change guardians here at all the guardians who the company can be changed
yeah yeah they did they do different things damage take in crease damage delt
so this one's to do more damage this one is to take less damage
Based damage dealt. Purification? Lightning damage reduction? That seems specific.
I think it's also really helping that the game is just running quite well.
Everything just feels so good.
That's so weird that it can not work.
This hairy mountain practicing deflect as early as possible
Ah. Ow. Didn't work. Do it again, you piece of shit. I dare you.
This bitch can actually hit me.
Oh damn.
How?
Oh, damn!
Ow.
Oh no, it sounds good.
Oh no, it has a really good sound.
Oh Jesus, what game is this?
Neo3 is just the demo.
Oh no, they gave it a really good addictive ass sound.
They gave it casino shit.
Oh Ninja Guardian Ninja gets a different Guardian. I did not realize that.
So what is this do chat? Legit why it's so weird if I have to confirm by holding it.
What the hell is the point of the little flip?
Oh for burst counter. Oh, okay, I get I get exactly what you mean now. All right
That's not a cat
Yeah
Campus
I'm legit trying.
You need to follow it until it stops.
You do. I almost got killed because of you, bro.
Trying to get me killed.
Where are you going?
He did leave me with something.
Why is it so horrifying looking?
It's a demon.
Oh, it's worth going after those guys.
Scampus furball?
Yeah, I don't know if you've ever had a cat and had it actually throw up a furball.
It's fucking disgusting.
Like they're not cute.
Nothing about it is cute.
If you ever live in the woods and you have a cat, you know what they do?
They bring you squirrels and shit.
So the cat would go kill stuff like birds and squirrels that bring home blue jays.
And then they would leave it to show you what they did and they're like, look what
I did.
And I'm like, cool.
And then you'd go to school or some shit and you'd come back and guess what they
leave you?
The entrails.
They leave the end trails.
So you just come home and there's end trails in front of your door.
Thanks bro.
Oh no, I'm gonna push you off the edge.
I can't target you.
What?
I summoned you.
I thought you were a...
Damn it.
I thought this was a... someone did a fight.
Hell's over here.
Wow you're right this kind of level design is way better. I'm actually curious
What's around every corner now?
I'm lucky that vulture cats ain't being outside. Yeah indoor cats
Have like big air combos
We're
Not yet you have one long I'm okay, okay
Well, it's a proper deal.
I'd like no combos, currently.
Ah, gee, oh, Christ!
Actually poisoned.
The only thing it didn't do was make the noise.
Didn't make the noise, Chad.
So pretty much with this auto item pick up shit, you kind of just got to be aware.
And then go over here and just put shit on every once in a while.
Oh, I got a crimson longbow.
Oh, well that will be helpful.
This is throwing axe.
I got the crimson nagabaki.
Yeah screw it.
Uh oh, I'm fat.
I'm fat.
Time to do something about this.
You've been 80 since title drop what have I been up in green tonfa just equipped the
shit that is good that's the right stick automatic is liquid with high stats
wow that's kind of neat
doesn't use it doesn't use it are we getting accessories now too
done.
Ah, okay.
This one my ninja point.
No.
Do I not need to go to...
I'm pretty sure I have to...
Oh my god, I don't.
Oh my god.
We're shirking.
That's good.
Press B right before getting hit by anything to do burst attack to evade?
Jesus. Being hit by an enemy attack while in this will active a cloud of smoke and dodge
the attack. Well, Jesus. That is a move. Oh, enemy stuff. Doing that. Nothing else. Damn,
Dude, the skill tree seems pretty sick.
Skill tree seems pretty sick.
Kappa.
Hey, Exploration's actually kind of fun.
It's kind of fun.
This game is just Neo Elden Ring.
Yeah, and it's sort of amazing.
Sort of.
It's not full on blown amazing, not full blowhard amazing, it's just pretty amazing.
Yeah we talked about the direct names at the start of the stream Wolf if you want to rewind
a bit.
Or do you need to rewind to work for everybody?
Only for subs, right?
Subs and Prime users get knocked out.
I'm like, do you need Twitch Turbo to rewind?
YouTube has it too, yeah.
So it's like an Elden Ring mod, sure, bro.
Okay, Tabby.
Grimey Hatchet and Rusty Ho?
Damn, chat, that was your name in high school.
The Rusty Ho?
I'm gonna die now. I do not realize how little life I had. I'm into that bar.
We have way way way back here.
Jesus, bro, this shit, promos on this stuff, bro, I can't.
of
the
of
Where'd I leave my shed?
Over here?
Why is it...
completely on the side of where I was?
That was cool.
Okay.
I just want to eat shit today, right?
Oh, there it was.
Wow.
Double five Rusty Ho.
Let's go.
Check your map yet?
No.
Huh.
Wow.
Okay.
Is that not what this is?
Wow. Okay. Is that not what this is? Is that not? Is this not what that is?
I
Key right, yeah, yeah Wow shit
Do I have anything to spend?
I'm still using martial arts and ninjutsu.
Oh, that's right!
All this situational shit can be changed.
Yeah, I'm not I'm gonna say this isn't just seem fun. It's like it's like mega fun. It's pretty good
covered at 80% whatever.
Just switch to ninja.
One half minute.
Enemy base are conquered by defeating all enemies and conquering will increase your
exploration level.
just like goes to sushi
chill out you
get into it
Holy high.
Let's see.
Oh, no.
Let's see...
What the hell is timing is that?
Holy shit!
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
The same as it ever was.
I realize I'm not even using this shit.
Well, I'm gonna do as much as I wanted it to.
Where am I gonna find something in there?
It's like a bunch of shit.
Where are you gonna be Zad?
Okay.
Start checkin'.
I mean, it's been a while, we gotta get back here and check.
So R3 Agility.
Oh, five of seven enemies, gotcha.
And there's a big dank bitch right there.
I need, um, some elixirs.
I don't hear shit. Wiffin'.
Wiffin' shit.
The technical term.
What about this box?
It's exploring you have an area you're trying to reach?
No, I'm just running around.
Playing it like it's a video game.
Okay.
Alright, well I didn't get any elixirs, time to just... kiss my ass while I thought I was
about to die.
Let's see what we can do here.
Let me get my ass kissed.
Oh
My
All right exit this state
Oh, that's where you like to have the enemy moves.
Sheath?
Right.
Nice.
Soul core.
I am way too fat for my own good right now.
So what do you guys give us now?
There are two functions in the game, Onmio magic or as enemy skills.
The blessings.
Yeah.
I can't talk it.
What is this?
Oh, my agility!
Oh, okay.
They literally mean equipment.
Equipment.
All right.
Okay.
Mantra Sword.
Yeah, Agility C is kind of rough.
Yeah, it's kind of rough.
Oh, I don't have anything that's activated.
Son of a bitch.
Yeah, I'm fine with green.
So what we gotta look at?
Right?
I guess we'll just start heading south?
Well, that's kind of fun.
I think about the game so far I am I am being severely engaged
Okay, so how do I use that I go here
All right
When you use these mystical items increase amount of gold you obtain
Wow, so it has additional buffs and you can just have a bunch of those on there.
All right.
Fidama Merit.
Increase the Elixir Drop Rate.
Spirit Force Bonus.
and damage dealt and using an elixir I didn't equip it. Shut up!
Ah, I thought it was Yin position. Okay. So there's ones that are mains where you
actually use the attacks and then there's those are yang positions and yin
positions are the ones where you just get the buffs yeah or oh the shit's kind
of blown my mind
spells or buffs wow wow
I was way too early.
I'm scouting your friend now.
Wow! Ding ding ding. There's some very good sound effects in this game now.
Some very satisfying sound effects.
Yeah, the parry sound is going to crack.
And imagine there's things that you can also use to just buff out the parry sound as well.
What is the hell is this place?
I
Like make the Perry or lenient I
Missed it this one stop talking
There's a mox for that cool figure does
That's a crazy-ass-looking saber-wolf dog.
What the shit?
of
the
death
of
the
death
We're going to delete the game.
Oh.
Hello.
Chajiko, are you okay?
That looked like floating handballs.
They love being used for target practice.
I'll give you something precious as a sign of friendship oh wow those are very
good
I think it's time to learn a different stance.
High stance on Rodachi?
Hell yeah.
Ah, yeah, we don't have the stance change.
We don't have the stance change on everything, yes.
Dude, regular sword is weirdly heavy.
a normal sort of good right now, I know.
Seems like a dog lover.
I hear something.
It's not bad.
Dude, I love sheathing after a combat. It's so sick.
Kodama Merit.
I can't see shit, Captain.
30 key
I
Damn voice actor is like I'd like to be hired again. I'd like more work, please
The bison or dachi, uh, they have mantra swords mad buff.
Oh, my god.
He scared me, dude.
Whoa!
Neat. Very neat.
Uh, switch to fire.
Down here.
What are you doing with the damage?
Wow.
What's going on over here?
Physics.
Yeah, I got something going on over here now.
Still weapons we haven't gotten.
Acquire martial arts in the Jutsu.
Not on any points.
What's going on in the sky?
Stuff.
The rocket stuff.
So this was a different area than the one we had, uh, gone to previously that had, like,
you clear out enemies.
This was like a normal ass place.
There's gotta be, like, a point to it.
What is the big goal?
Coming into a place like this?
Is it just for loot?
WTE. Rusty key. Thank you. That's right. That's right.
Jumping arm.
It won't jump it.
As you explore and discover the map, you get permanent passes.
Damn, so they are all in on incentivizing the shit out of you to engage with this world.
Longbow level 5.
One, two.
Turn, turn, turn, turn.
Octol, thanks for the gift sub, dude.
So whatever that rusty key was for is for some, um,
E.I. with regular coupon.
Oh, yeah.
Ooh. Feels good.
Does this semi-open world? It's kind of open-worldy.
Okay, it kind of is.
Trying to sort of register them in that?
Top of the Ganger, thank you.
Very... If it's...
Not open-world, it's very large zone.
You know?
Oh, I didn't even go here.
I got stuck in some random shit.
Gonna check that out.
I need a way to run faster. I need like a horse.
So, can I get up here?
Many thanks for the gift sub dude. You spent the ninja for me go faster. I see
Wait am I back
Wow that is off from back
I get back
Wait a minute.
We're in the dumb shit.
I was just trying to figure out how to get back up there.
Yeah, you don't run out of stamina nearly as much.
Straight up.
Oh, this is how you get up there.
You have to like run up it or some shit.
Look is this is a clear path where I can like jump so I don't have access to it yet
We saw the faster Buji no Jutsu guy do it
Right, oh, oh, I get it, armor piercer, you can try to learn skills.
Shinobi Greaves? Let's go!
A grimy hatchet and rusty hoe. Damn, I'm about to use them.
1.5% chance of poison accumulation?
Well, this shit's fun as hell.
Wow.
Oh, you like run out with it no matter what?
Okay, start focusing.
That goes up to there to areas that I have been before.
That's like sort of back to the start.
That is that area.
finding the... finding the relevant text or memorandum.
Got it. So...
Oh, they're just bonuses.
Final blow. On Ninja.
Cool.
Oh, you're just chillin'.
Ah!
Hey!
Stop it.
You're gonna get in trouble?
Stop it.
Hey.
Stop it.
I'm heading.
I'm bashing the pet button.
What the shit?
Hey, where else is he here?
What is this dude over here playing Tony Hawk?
Oh you're just a troll.
Good.
Wait, what the hell?
Piercing hurl.
I'm gonna try that.
So Sam, might as well just unlock all of our bolt ship.
Low stance, get.
Feel like low stance and high stance are a little convoluted nowadays now that we have
access to all this other stuff, right?
a ninja build?
Oh, having the low stance.
That just nearly as much as necessary.
Oh.
Most ants has the fastest dodge in the game
My gizzo hell yeah Chad I got I got a hundred gizzo. Let's go
We are getting distracted. What in the hell is that?
Getting distracted. One Soul Core Purified, so...
I'm going to do it.
Sweet, sweet gizzo.
Life recovery, elixir drop rate, corrosion recovery, and melee damage.
Damn.
I'm going to do it.
What is this?
Um, is it a town?
Yeah, I want to go in here.
5 enemies. Damn, only I was kind of smart.
Not today, dickhead.
Okay, that was a lot of guys.
Uh, maybe we don't need to be so intense.
Jesus!
of
the
cell this
extra
You're nothing, sir.
You're nothing.
That sucks.
That sucked.
Alright.
Damn!
Oh
And no one's ever done this on twitch before chat, this is the first time this base ever got captured bloody iron
I wonder first time this base has ever been captured live on stream
Joke up, female demon mask. What?
You wanna put that on?
Big, uh, big ol' fat-ass adduction?
Why is the mantra sword so buff?
Uh, sorry, buddy.
What's wrong, though?
Screw this crimson shit!
Okay.
I got a freaking remember.
Do this.
Okay, you can.
Oh, it doesn't highlight it out.
I see, I see, I see.
Okay
Yeah, damn we're getting a lot of this stuff now
So what can I do with samurai from a quick attack when switching weapons after a successful keypulse?
Really BGM Shinobi, thank you. Thanks for the prime
Really? This is the weapon switch one?
Change your other signs, that's what keeps most of the amount of key recovered. Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Get flux for the deflect.
Okay.
So, that is...
There we go.
Give you the weapon specific skills.
Ah, too much to think about right now.
What does this stuff give me?
Amrita
There is shit going down at the circle K
Oh you have to equip flux what?
I hope you're full.
Oh, this is all the shit I did before.
Funny.
We're just back here now.
Alright, so that place is taken care of.
That shrine is taken care of.
I guess my new goal is to...
Bruceable spike.
What the hell is that?
dang
No matter what I do I'm gonna get seen
Oh
Oh, no.
Go ahead.
Whack-a-dee-whack!
Just whack-a-dee-wack.
So poor.
Yeah, the first thing I tried was an injutsu-ing in the air.
Oh, that was the challenge.
Um...
Okay.
Neat. What the hell are... What in the hell?
Is this like an area boss?
I can kill it.
Oh my god.
Ow.
Well, I should get it.
Not nice.
of
black bamboo Kusarigama
stuff is happening
Ah
Well, it doesn't have a draw attack, okay, what the hell is that? Oh, that's a shrine
Sorry, I'm just like
Blown away by shit. It's an earth it's an urred tree avatar
Good call
Flying ball, eh?
I'm looking
I don't know I didn't read what that was some weird shit
Skill management
Ah, we got something to do.
Pancreas cure fast.
Let's go.
I don't know.
Put these guys far away.
Just to piss me off.
Dude.
It's cool.
That's a pancreas.
You're seeing shit.
Did they just give you this shit all over the place?
Where do I go with this?
Crease key recovery when you switch during stances and flux.
RBX to during a key pulse to attack on him without consuming key.
Cool. We're a quick attack when switching weapons after a key pulse. You can switch weapons.
Um. Oh my god. Wow.
That's where all the moves are
This is crazy
Guess I'll do a dachi
Um, the single powerful blow as you draw your sword, I already have that.
So is there a dodgy around you, advanced towards the enemy?
That is very weird.
Stabs your weapon into the ground, solidifying your defense?
So I guess you just have to like buy this and assign it.
Just X after a strong attack.
I want it.
And now I need to put a Nodachi on because... reasons.
Oh wait, this might not be a good one.
sort by level I have a hammer I just put myself into shits mode I didn't okay so
Um, am I in the wrong stance, those stance only?
It was a, uh, a light attack after, I don't have to set it.
X after a strong attack.
It's not there.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Ah, there it is.
X after a strong attack.
Strong attack?
I don't know why it wasn't working.
So I can do like, light, light, light, heavy, heavy, it does work, it does work.
Low stance only.
I think I held Y.
It could be a different thing entirely.
head. Come on, bro. Ahhhh! Oh God. Kind of risky, but, you know, whatever. What are we
doing? There was a focus here, and now we are completely off track. I killed that monster.
There's an enemy base over there.
Let's do this.
Okay.
Let's see if I can get the Elden Ring treatment pretty much.
And it's working out bad, good.
I guess what in the...
Okay.
That's very much working out.
Ow!
Why'd the other one die so fast?
That shit, dude. Oh, it fills up my Guardian Gauge. Oh, cool.
These little incremental rewards. Unshakable. Unshakable.
Oh, I hit it while it's down. I see.
Wait, I'm back to where I was. Jesus Christ. So easily distracted. So very easily distracted.
Get out of here.
Oh, oh, oh dear.
Okay.
of
them
off
Does this sound like tensioner?
So this moves wonderful.
Wow.
I
1945
Wow cool
How did you drop?
So you just get like the small bonuses for...oh no.
I actually got shit.
Sick.
So many rewards.
Crazy.
What does that mean?
So many little rewards everywhere.
Let me see item has some kind of extra effect.
Oh, these aren't auto equipping accessories for me.
Key pulse recovery, gold.
So the item that had the extra effect was it a left hand?
Yeah, these have like golden shits.
Oh, it's on Ninja.
Oh, key recovery speed, so it's got some special shit.
Cool.
Very cool.
of
her
to
have those buttons
I
Anyone else my jump out of be a shit head
For me.
It's Elden Ring, but the entire map is Kaleid.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to see how this evolves, and, um...
Eventually, like, opens up or changes the look of the environment, something like that?
I am looking forward to that.
Oh, I found secrets.
The bison takji, which is...
on
You
It's got a life drain with fire damage
Life drain from fire damage some shit
That's a Kappa isn't it
What sorry, let's run all the way
What the fuck is there again?
Bro, this isn't the way.
This is totally not the way.
Hell am I?
No, it's totally the way.
This is the way
Same looks great. Yeah, it's running pretty good too
Oh no Chad, it's good
It's legit good
And so you tell me you just run around with your boys and co-op and just like hey, let's go over here and smack this bitch
Yeah, let's go brother. You tell me like that's like a natural thing
Yeah, wow
Yeah, let's go fuck this up. I found something crazy get over here
You just have to be your whole experience
Oh my god.
Boy, howdy is that parry sound super satisfying.
Okay, where are we at and what are we doing?
I think what it really boils down to is that level design was the thing that was holding
me up back.
Straight up.
I just think it was.
Oh my god
That's poison.
Who'd do this to me?
That jazz poison me.
That's hard.
So we're out of new place, right?
Yeah.
He's antidote.
Hell no!
I'm holding on to my antidotes.
If you save the antidotes, Koei Tecmo sends you a reward.
I don't want to shit.
The Gizzo blessing.
Cool.
Looks like I have multiple of those equipped.
than that
sub fuckers
Damn, and he went back to work. Jesus, dude.
Oh, there's friendly people in this world?
Wait, there's friendly NPCs in Neo? What the hell?
What?
So weird.
Damn it.
Right, so can we not like...
do anything?
Friends slain.
Uh, this looks like a limitation of the demo, maybe?
Yeah, it's a demo barrier.
What is that?
What the hell is that?
Okay, the medicine from the bandits?
What the hell?
sidequests
nice
Oh nice, I mean total shit
Hey dude
Just get it over with, already.
That guy just looking at me.
Get it over with, shoot!
Yeah, I think aiming feels a little clunky on controller, I agree.
Is he good?
He doesn't have to go back to him.
He doesn't just die.
He's just yapping.
Okay.
Cool?
The aiming is just fine.
You're just fine.
I hear something.
Papa, thank you.
Nintendo realizing they fucked up this issue and backpedaled overcharging the
prices the tracker hasn't been good yeah well this is the sound of a shrine
why is it the max all these out
Did I not get anything else?
Did I not get...
I guess I did?
Okay.
Oh, and now we have to deliver the medicine.
Goddamn.
Holy shit, that was extremely fast.
of
I like it that there's like multiple uses for both stances for the ninja stance and
this one.
Like, I got big heavy and then quick ninja bullshit.
Like I really dig that.
feels good feels really good
of
the
visited the hobby at hub no hub in this
I
Lot of death
Stop me please so much death
Not today.
No death for me.
Oh, oh, oh, thank you.
That guy was going to be the guy that was going to kill me.
Straight up got ne'ode.
About to get ne'ode.
This is wild.
Holy shit.
Damn.
I did not realize how little health I had.
Holy shit.
Another double fight. Yeah.
I have all these guys.
Half of them.
of
the listening for that she had
This guy just wanting to be backstabed.
What do we got? What do we got?
That's... good.
Yo, Mama Odachi.
This means there's an Odachi around you with a high advancing mid.
Follow up a quick attack by performing a backflip?
Cool.
I'm not sure if I can do that.
Nice.
Alright.
What do we do here, Chad?
I
Wild
Your shitter you shit eating shitter
of
I
Aggroed something it's not the huge dog
Oh, it's the Jackass
You saw nothing.
I want my back attack on this dude.
of the
part
of
a nice
very nice
of
the
of the
of
the
of the
the big shit the extra big shit
MSQ
hey man can you like chill
you're making fun of me
He's making fun of me.
Uh, where'd you go?
Did you get bored?
Oh, you did not get bored.
Oh boy.
I wonder if there's a chance to drop.
They're just like a rare drop.
Damn, I love just getting a back attack like that.
I should have been sick.
I made the puppy.
I think we have a ton of stuff.
Two ninja things to work with.
Being hit by an enemy while this is active will release a cloud of smoke.
You have three stock.
That's good.
Raccoon Eye? You don't have that? So these are just extra things that I have, right? If
I learn these, they're just extra bullshit. Homing orb wind, shadow art, lightning, spit
Fire
Pop of Versace, thank you. Thanks for the five
Shirosaki, thanks for the tier one Alexander FGC chatty man prime FM brute and
Devix thanks for the gifts up
It's a crazy long demo
Oh cattle trops cow trops enemy step is good
Seems good.
Cattle drops.
Um, this is like water orb. Whatever, um, anti-enemy shit. I want this thing though.
Fuck you, I'm getting air-dash.
I already made up my mind.
Sick.
pretty sick
That's it.
of
They are all made to watch. Take a look, Christy.
Oh my god.
Now I got studlocked crap.
Oh, I'm pissed.
Yeah, I was pressing LB and X for the guardian spirit skill.
It didn't come out.
It did not come out.
I used to read that I didn't have the meter for it
Oh you're in Guardio from you do it out of the form
Oh!
How do we get back in here without causing the biggest commotion?
That's where we need to be.
Okay, good
No, that really hurt
Nobody didn't see me
about that let's not die here we'll actually check my gear because it's been a while too
two
check
What
Check this stuff
probably is way better
I
What the fuck
I
I got stunlocked again.
Crap!
Yeah, I'm sure you can jump over the sweeps. I think that's like the whole point, you know?
Be able to leap over
the giant attacks and stuff. I'm just not even thinking about that straight.
That's back over there.
Man, chill. That did so much damage for his ship.
oh my god damn wow it felt like it took off a lot of life
Dude, the extra little attacks on LBX are mad cool.
That shit is mad cool.
I like it a lot.
Oh my Christ!
I was going the longest way possible before.
I was definitely a...
much easier. You're using all these like mechanics.
Sweet, sweet, Gizzo.
Um, pride to find your spirit force cap increase or guardian
spirit attack increase and their special effects. So it like
the mini the miniature guardian spirit skills there for you to
like make the choice. So I want to use pretty much the
rage drive or do I want to use the rage art?
So they're a completely separate bar, really.
Damn.
That's crazy.
Frank in that magic.
Sippert bars, big circles, your dragon install.
Oh, the one you left is your special spirit attack.
Got it!
of
the
death
of
the
time ninja is so sick
a little funky. It's a little funky.
Not the worst thing ever, but it's just a little funky.
Oh, the crimson general curious.
Text.
Is that it for a few?
Yes, sir.
Let's die.
Yeah.
This is a big ass area.
Tony.
Ow.
Bro.
Yeah, Neo1, people are saying Neo1 is bad, Neo1 is great.
Can I finish the medicine mission?
What?!
You leveled there, Yappin?
Ain't got no time for Yappin!
the opposite direction
Yo, Popple for Freddy, thank you.
Popple for...
Uhh...
Damn, all these big bitches...
These big bulbous bitches.
You're right, there's a bunch of shit I didn't do over here.
Okay.
Mid low, thank you.
Thing in the air.
Scott.
Why are you moving so fast, dude?
Chill.
Oh, God.
start chopping
you sick
and the mask so poor. Oh hi. How about that? I wasn't expecting that to happen.
Paralysis on a mooring.
Paralysis resistance and more error.
movement? 50% key or less? That's... weird.
There's something, dang. Oh, God.
Good night, brother. Dude. Am I just like going from place to place? I know I am.
I
Where's my goddamn quest
Bro, where am I
I'm a- I'm a- I'm a some stupid shit.
I have to run all the way back.
Screw this shit.
What am I?
Why would he?
What is it?
There we go.
You're a big yappin, man.
I
Displate exploration spot level 11. Oh my morning
Whoa
I'm decked out
Look at this fat ass helmet, dude
Um
Could I not have like the crimson shit unlocked at this point?
Is there a crimson general bow?
Yeah, let's do that.
You know?
It's also known as the crimson helmet.
Crimson gauntlets.
Crimson waste.
I'm getting mega fat here, dude.
Aw, dude.
106 oh wait, I don't even have the strength for it though. It's telling me
Yeah, I need five strength for this five skill son of an ass
What the dumb asses this shit
Whoa.
Okay, got that quest done.
We're just...
...vestigating all of this?
Just a bunch of shit over here.
Um, yeah, I wouldn't mind checking out Bane Quest for you, Sam.
I actually wouldn't.
The man exploring is hella fun.
Hella hella fun.
Oh, hi, dude.
Oh
Damn spear is pretty sick
Damn, okay.
Game is making me make options.
of
the
Oh, healing also refills it.
Oh, there they are.
Oh, here's the entrance.
Hey, bro.
You seem beefy.
Such a wonderful sound.
Living weapon LBX is a good combo-ender, really.
I would.
Damn, I guess not.
I definitely have to get in there from here.
Shit!
Bro!
We are still in the Nintendo Direct.
not that many. Come on in here. Big apple. Holy shit.
Wow, you can double jump off an enemy's head in Jutsu and then do the stab.
Kinda cool.
I don't know what I wanted.
Air Shinobi Garment, that was a ninja box.
What was a ninja box?
We need to buy more of this shit, alright?
Make quick attack when you switching weapons after successful mist activation
That's cool, but we need to learn some other shit
Set traps to feed explode when an enemy steps on them for a period of time
No damage to reduce movement
Is this I don't know don't even know
It seems good. I'll have to assign it, right?
It's okay to shell.
It greatly staggers enemies.
Is something jump find of the air?
Weird.
of
the usual in the air is something else
to like that
Oh, no, I have to like make the choice now.
Oh, shit.
I only get three.
Okay, I'll try cicada shell for now.
I don't have it.
Tristane.
Zupertompo, thank you.
Yeah, I gotta like refill it.
How's all this shit?
They look pretty capable
Face the blood-edged demon
Exploration level three or four
You will die is some endgame shit. Oh wait, there's a lot of dead bodies over here
Oh wait
Fight the main quest
Do it for content, I'll check them
I said that. I said these dogs are rough. I didn't mean to say that.
I said these dogs are rough. It's unintentional.
I love this shit.
Shinpachi the Packer?
Is that a unique or is that just a guy?
Shouldn't pot you the Packer?
Fight him, I'll fight him.
Oh shit, I hit the wrong fucking button.
He's punching the shit out of me, bro!
Hey bro. Ow! Wow! Holy god damn! This is punching the shit out of me!
And fisticuffs.
Fuck, we can punch you the packer.
Oh my god.
I knew that could run, like, 10 miles in the snow.
I know where I lose again.
No way.
That moves again.
Well, that was on a vent hole.
Stop moving, you!
Dung ball.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
I
Plot
Right weak magic
Oh, no, I don't have this some of the bitch air shinobi garment a have seven points
bought to buy
This is key recovery when you switch stance
Not many things you get here
And then I can't even mess with that right now
Hmm demon was like back there right big old demon
No
Slice him through him.
I like that this gave me the hint that I could climb up here.
Damn, level 12.
Brother.
Now take it.
Lightning damage plus 6% here.
Did I just unequip it? Shit.
Level 19.
Shit.
to
one Perry
and was it
the explorations fun
Can't jump that high. Where the hell are we? All right, so we're heading up this way
Six gizmo where the heck's the crazy demon
It's like down there to the bridge it was like right here I think
I'm really back.
I'm back.
Jesus brother.
I guess we just have to take this plane.
See you, Zawa.
Look, look, look.
There was 30% of the Amrita left that you're graven.
Yeah, I don't have a plan on dying.
Let's do that so we can get the red gear.
Nah, I'd win.
Oh, I've already got it equipped here.
Grims in general, gauntlets.
Why does this thing need more strength?
Do I still not have enough strength?
I thought I got it to six.
Oh, it's six stamina. Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
That's stamina. That is stamina. I'm fucking livid.
all right so this is it.
Do I have like a different, can we, just wait a little bit more.
They're like a shrine, that's closer.
Oh, that's right, they got a damn dog.
that's good
can be thank you
you got a pretty crappy spawn for me gets you can spawn in multiple places what
is very far away from a convenient
a shrine or whatever
He's bad far.
I'm just gonna insta-killer you now.
I think I noticed the malice held by all revenants defeated thus far has gathered and taken form
okay so if you kill a bunch of dudes and unlocks a super boss you can defeat this monstrosity
you will obtain many rare items as well as the equipment contained within the nearby
bloodgrave. The Blood Edge Demon is not confined to one location and will appear in different
places over time. Wow. That is a really cool mechanic. He's a extremely inconvenient location,
but
you get some buffed as he kills more dudes
I can't even use my shit
I wonder if there's a way to tell how buff he is
of
You got some moves on you. You got some moves on you.
The bit rate destroyer. He certainly is.
Why are you fighting General Grievous? It's a good question.
If you're online, we're showing you players the skills so far, I think we are.
I think we are online.
So I need to understand what this does more.
Being hit with an enemy attack while this is active will release a cloud.
Okay.
So it's a parry.
I was using it not like that.
It's a parry.
Fuck me, bro.
This is not the time to be practicing this shit.
This is not the time to be practicing if this thing works.
Or how it works.
Thank you default forger royal serpent
Okay.
over here
holy shit
Holy shit.
So it is a very shallow very window.
Like it's really shallow.
Uh-oh. It's one of those things where I, um...
I uh did really good the first time. I think I got a might have gotten another half health and now that I'm thinking about it
I'm dead
Yeah, it's got like tight timing you got to really be careful with it
I'll take this field.
of
Dude, he has friends!
This little shithead was sitting here stalking me.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This run really sucks.
Yeah, so the backflip attack I now understand.
I can do a counter on it if I'm ready.
Wondering if sticking to being able to switch on the fly between ninja shit and
Samurai shed is where the answer can apply.
While running tap, dodge and ninja form?
What's that?
Oh my god, the dog.
Double tap?
The slide mechanic? I don't know how to engage it.
I can do a dodge, but...
Sprint and dodge together.
or what
L3 while sprinting that doesn't do shit
sprint is L3
right? dodge is B
hold down L3 when sprinting
okay so that's it
That's very difficult to do.
Wow, you get an entirely different moveset.
Wow, it hurts my fucking hand to do though.
It's not dodging, it is just hold down run.
It's just hold down run.
Let's just hold down run you don't even need a dodge
Goddamn.
Oh, you just can't screw up.
That's all it is.
Cannot screw up.
Give him one more try.
Do it perfectly.
I think the level design is definitely better than Kazan.
Yeah, I do.
The level design is definitely better than Kazan.
It's actually fun now.
Amishiro, gotcha.
This thing's got massive damage.
It's almost linear though, right?
You'd think that would be in its benefit, but it wasn't.
The whole design was just fine.
I think wrong because on level design, it's fine.
So you can't really be close to him is what I'm getting if you actually fight him like
up close he just can one-shot you.
I haven't seen what the animation looks like but it's just um it's mostly a you're dead
All right, you're dead
of
I'm dead with it.
We're getting nowhere.
So we're getting nowhere.
I think Ninja definitely feels like the way the camera here is really rough.
This area makes it hard to get like pushed into a wall or something and it just becomes
insanely difficult.
Why didn't he do that shit?
He could have spawned inside a room.
Yeah
It's kind of like a cheatable
Oh, shit.
fucking electricity
Oh my god!
Yeah, Ninja is definitely the way to go.
Um, you might be able to jump over his grab.
It's like I feel like...
I feel like this is completely doable.
It's just there's some annoying shit in the way right now that's preventing me from doing it.
Which is mostly the run.
Very useful soul cores.
How do I use soul cores?
Do I have to attach them
at the shrine?
I have to get the shrine, I don't know if I've done that in a while.
Oh, you just went through that.
I
What an asshole. This guy. What an asshole.
This guy. I hate him.
Slowly crawling on me while the other guy just charges the insta kill.
Let's see. Um, managed soul force.
from your box oh I have not been doing this so how the hell do I even use this
chat like how what do I even got to do to make this shit work
how do I get the attack to come up you have the same question they're like
consumables.
Put the Solcour on the Yang position below, get the equipment right, but what I'm saying
is I already have one here.
Why was I never able to use it?
Y and B once charged up.
non-equipped. Oh, there's a crucible activity. Defeat something to unlock. Defeat crucible
rave to unlock. Okay. They're items.
Right.
Item drop rates and we don't earn damage over time.
Oh my god, that's where this shit goes.
That's where that shit is.
The news caused your body to explode if your life reduces to zero dealing damage to the area around you.
What the fuck is the point?
Stupid.
I'm dead.
Oh my god, these are weird.
A co-op, maybe?
way.
Here.
Yeah, I still don't have the ability to use it, I just have
have to. It's kind of confusing.
You have so many uses until the next of Shrine Visit. You can use them again. They don't run out.
Yeah, that's like the Talisman shit.
Okay.
Let's find these crucible guys.
Look at how they are.
right I get it I think I get it
I think I get it let's get our stuff back
I don't know what I'm doing.
What the fuck are you doing?
That's where I'm going.
What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, it is a very chunky demo.
Very chunky.
That's where all this stuff is.
Okay, so this guy's a crucible.
Let's go get him.
Just to see how it goes.
There's a bunch of shit down here.
desecrated hot spring. Can't get to him. I'll just come here. I'll just start heading south.
Alright, yeah.
Let's go ahead and south and see what happens.
Another shrine.
I mean, I can actually finally equip this freaking gear now.
Crimson General Curious, right?
Hey, we finally got it.
So, comes in general bow.
Comes in general's da-ga-ba.
Yeah.
Comes in general gauntlets.
Piss off!
I'm just going to go back to the game and see if I can make it to the end of the game.
That was heavy-ass shit.
Yeah.
I don't plan on ever rolling, only parry.
You're trying to get me killed.
You cute little shit you're trying to get me killed.
What the...
that time
scrap is so far
More samurai shit.
I'm going to do other stuff, I don't have anything else.
Oh, dachi.
Probably slashes upwards, why after a quick attack?
Is that not...
Oh, it is messed up.
Oh only in high stance only in high stance
your
green shadows playing
holy shit whoa
Holy shit!
Holy shit, you weren't done!
Holy shit!
Dude, I switched my class with less defense.
Can you like, two-shot me with this shit out of me?
Well, there's some interesting stuff out in here.
I would actually recommend this if you didn't like the first two neos. I would.
Um, I legit would. I think it's... I think it's very good.
I mean, just try it, demo's free. They're pretty confident.
That was bad.
Water.
Water!
Water? Water?
Keep bowing me.
Nazzle.
Water?
I think having the parry is a lot better here.
That's for sure.
Dude, we're running into some enemies that are actually tough.
I was worried that the game was going to be too easy.
And now it's like there are some legit ass bosses out here.
Now it's like, holy shit.
Oh god
Let's go. That was bad ass. Wow, that was really cool fight. Swift heavy step unlocked.
Oh
Is that over here or something samurai skill is it has to be for regular sword
Right
Yeah
Jesus do something cool looking shit
There's some cool-looking shit.
Oh.
That's it.
Oh my god, you get it.
Whoa.
Oh, that's really fucking cool.
That's really fucking cool.
Oh no, this game's really fucking cool.
Oh no.
Oh no, the game's really fucking cool.
The shadows like appearing in the environment, that's pretty weird.
You see that?
I'll like the...
I wish we could change that.
See this like...
I'm like populating the world.
The draw distance shit.
It's throwing me off.
Yeah, it's running south.
What just happened?
Volumetric lighting, is it?
I have that set the maximum.
You don't have that?
What's the significance between NEO 2 and this one?
This one's better.
Yeah, my volumetric cloud quality is at max.
Uh...
Ultra terrain.
Illumination.
Ah, that might have been it, Chat.
Yeah.
looks a little better. Oh yeah, the global...actually every dude, the lighting looks better now. Straight
up, looks just better.
all shit
for a chase doctor down the down
that's a piece for games at the piece three game
of
the sweet sweet jizzle
of
the
one of these ugly ass bugs over here
Oh, I attacked it and it went into defense mode.
Oh, funny.
9th Corrosion Elixir Recovery.
I'm trying to make sure...
Faster movements, I'm ready to absorb shots.
What are we talking about?
Got a deflect skill. Yeah, I'm trying to figure that out. I'm trying to figure out where to
Stick this
Feather talisman
Where are they?
Where do I?
I'm trying to figure out where that guy equipped it at.
Oh, it's over here.
I know.
R B plus D pad. There we go
Let's test
of
Now
They're, they're very good, but they're really good.
They're super good. That's crazy. Alright.
Then we got an enemy base down here.
Keep in check.
Why are you getting over here?
It's over here.
Stupid bugs.
Wood?
My god, the grow shit's so slow.
But then I get killed.
At some point. No, I did.
They're good.
Still managed them.
And what's the increased damage received on any enemy after a successful B-Flight? Wow. Wow.
That seems good.
seems good real good
over here oh this is the end this is like progress
it's crunchy folks
that's good
Okay.
Oh, the, um, the mini attacks don't use stamina.
That's very helpful.
Oh, side quest?
I wonder if you're having to go in here.
I wonder.
Skill capacity.
It's the direct in a few hours, like four hours.
Wow, pretty.
That's just a great, great sound.
What in the hell?
up to the wall
of
the
of
the
of
uh
Down lies a parry
This looks too full.
Wow.
Pretty sick.
of
of the
time in this game is really cool
this game is really cool
and
the
level 2
So what do hot springs do in this game?
Oh, they give you samurai locks?
That's cool.
This guy.
Y-
Yunsuko the Bather.
There's nothing.
There's a bader.
Is this a chest?
Oh, there's items on the cliff.
Fuck!
Oh, these guys actually give you buffs?
Really?
They legit give you buffs?
All right.
Red name referenced like dev multiplayer.
What I mean is like are they are like more important.
of
the
death
of
death
of
He tried to heal.
Ah, they are special.
They are special.
Yo, what's up, Tom?
Thanks for the raid, holy shit.
Huh.
Wow.
Ultrastance
Okay, I didn't miss any items we're gonna give him
Jump over the fence really on the cliff
Oh, they're on the mini map
Those aren't the little dudes. Jesus.
That shit is hidden.
Buffass, heirloom, curious.
And a hat.
Are those items just random or are they like guaranteed to be good?
They're just like running it.
uh
yeah we can take this off now
Big ass odachi.
I guess this one's pretty heavy.
The Crimson General 206.
It's still pretty good.
Okay.
What is this crazy box?
What is that?
What is happening?
I should go to the big...
I should try to like, see if we can change the visuals of the place by...
Chad, if I go kill this thing or whatnot...
What the hell is that?
They tried to test with locks or passes.
Um, does it change, like, the area?
The visuals of the area? The lighting?
It does change it.
Pretty cool.
I just missed this.
Well, isn't that good?
I guess that was the box, right?
It was.
That was not the full game.
This is just the demo.
Okay, I gotta go towards this big-ass castle shrine thing.
I don't know what the hell it is.
We were trying to do it earlier.
Well, that's a fat-ass Yo-Kai with a whole bunch of dead assholes.
I think you like your shit.
Oh my god, crazy joke.
one fucking button
He's not going to make it.
He's going to make it.
Oh my god.
Oh, I missed it!
Shit! I felt like it was on the first try of this bastard.
Ah!
Too early.
With all the body.
The dark realm.
Yeah, that's some shit from the first couple games.
I got it.
This seems like a very big-ass boss too and he can be snuck up on.
I'm not going to see any big ass go chill.
It pops up for a second and then it goes away.
that sucks. That is a crazy ass grab, dude.
I
Name is literally horse face
Yeah, I tried doing the back stab on him it like did not seem to work
It gave me the prompt for it, but no deal.
I
Damn it
You son of a bitch oh my god
Oh, you son of a bitch, I wasn't blinking
Didn't get the perfect defense got crusheted
That's insane bro.
This game is bullshit.
Second head.
Let's go!
Damn, this game is sick.
Righteous Jasper.
What he saw to us.
are still mad fun. Um, no, she, they're a duel. Still the best. And in general, damn
the shit is still up here.
You've got the Neo 2 first boss, was that him?
Yeah, this game is just, well, actually it makes a lot of sense that this is
essentially Neo All-Stars because what was Elden Ring?
Just Souls All-Stars.
It was FromSoft All-Stars.
It was like, hey, let's just take everything we've ever made and put it into one game.
Cool.
Well, people like a game that's just a bunch of rehashed assets.
Now it'll be fine.
30 million copies later.
Elden Ring is now selling better than Call of Fucking Duty.
Damn, that's cool.
Hey, shithead.
What are we looking at?
I don't even know what that is.
This demo is crazy.
Oh, there's going to be something dank down here.
For sure.
I knew I had fucking good.
I knew it.
Crazy was gonna happen.
Ooh, that's all very nice though.
Whoa, I got three samurai points. Whoa, and I can't use it on anything but Odachi really.
Because Odachi's what I've been working on.
This is wild and shit.
Wow.
Okay.
This requires two samurai points, but I got a clear mission for it. Son of a bitch.
I'm not sure what to do.
Cool.
Stone folly.
Okay.
Ooh, that's cool.
Try that
Gotta try that
LB at the moment before an enemy attack connects so
Okay, so just like a better parry
Find a better goddamn hat bro
Jesus, all these fat-ass hats.
That doesn't take your- oh.
Well shit.
So this game qualifies as a Soulslike. Neo is the original Soulslike.
It's like the original. It's the OG.
Damn it, shit is fat.
The ass was fat, chat.
It's not the first, I mean, it's close.
It was the first one to like, really find success.
Like hey, we can make souls-like games and people like them.
Like Neo did very well.
Like yeah, the first like really good one.
Okay, I think I'm going to go here now.
Let's go fight this boss and see what goes on.
What was the name of the duty players in the first Neo? Ah, John Neo.
What?
Or William or something, too.
of
Okay, this place looks evil.
Never watch this!
Hey man, my hat though.
What is it?
Who are you?
Everyone's got puppies.
Please wake up, Katana.
Yes, Suu.
The one who came earlier than the one who came earlier than the one who came earlier was this one.
Oh.
Ayakashi o kiri samurai
Takechi o to wa onushika
Yes
Errrr
Don't need that anymore
Just happen let's get that on accident
Enter the crucible oh you're hanging out with me now shit
They make us summon somebody else?
Hold this place, that's nuts.
Yeah, but I'm just looking.
I think I'll be able to level up or something, right?
Yeah.
Yeah
For shit
Um, big-ass sword comes from strength.
Life and your maximum equipment weight, well that seems like it might be beneficial right
now.
What the hell?
You are kinda new.
Yo-kai teardrops.
Oh!
To the smoke.
Sure.
Okay.
Oh, it's the smoke.
Sure.
What is this?
It's just a jasper.
Sure, probably good to have all these.
I'm just going to assume.
Oh god.
Sudama core.
Alright. Into hell.
The crucible and lesser crucibles, Yokai attacks will be more powerful additionally.
Attacks by enemies will inflict life corrosion.
Okay.
Into hell.
This is me.
Nice loading.
Are you coming with me?
Not a lot of Vista statues in a God of Davidus statues on the crucible you can only fast travel
neither crucible will near unblocked Bada Vista so their checkpoints
Wow, now this is like a traditional Nioh area.
Cool.
Cool!
I dig it.
A lot of granular detail in this area though.
That's supposed to be a bit grayed out.
James kind of sick
Wow this is much different your grandma's neo
of
the
Woo-wee!
Game's kinda cool.
of
if
You know what I like, I like that these linear levels are even more linear, and most of
I'm like enemy rushes.
Big ass demos. The reason people have been playing this shit for a week, dude.
Pools have been on this demo for a whole week and I was like, what is going on?
Is that good?
Actually, yeah.
Pretty good.
Screech damage dealt on enemy rain
Wap, bin, and hits.
No, that's legit that good.
Wait a minute.
Decreased damage on ranged weapon hit?
What the...
Why does this seem stupid?
Excuse me?
Decreased damage dealt.
Unranged.
Attack damage deep up on range, but that's the only thing it does.
Or maybe I hit him and he does less damage.
Decreased enemy damage.
Ah!
That would make more sense.
One of these.
Ow!
Ah!
Yo.
What if they stop?
Oh, this shit.
of
that's kicked down to there but did I get the key or something
It's a shark, kid.
F**k you, b**ch.
Stupid.
Shits on fire.
fire
you guys give you like box well there's definitely something over there my dude
I've already been here, my dude.
Everything just looks the same.
That makes sense.
I don't think they want me to be doing that in this level.
I don't get that vibe.
I get the vibe that I would need to be pressing forward and smashing guys.
Instead of like, the ender in it looking.
Which would you do for a lot of the rest of the game?
In the world?
Can I fucking not die here?
You big stupid!
Oh
Pretty cool, I can't control my character
Running the water.
Flares.
Making sure.
Hell.
Well, that's helpful.
Was that an item?
Like a really good item that's stuck in the floor?
It was. It actually was.
I
You didn't hang in there shit
How is this still a demo? It's still a demo. Maybe the game's got a lot to offer.
I don't know if that's how to do it. Oh shit. Power Pills, okay.
Nice.
Still management.
Recover 30% of Emerita left in your grave and you die.
And you're taking enemy after successful burst break.
I don't know what a burst break is.
Sounds cool.
Maybe perform key pulse by dodging?
Ooh, that's good.
Red attack fairy. Ah, that's very good actually.
Powerful lifts. That's shit.
Interesting.
He's giving me the big suck.
25 request assistance.
Oh wow, that is a very small area to fight that dude.
of
the
Big boy!
Smithy's actually even gotten to a Smithy yet dude.
I don't even know what that shit is.
I got some big gear.
Wow, I can actually get down there now.
This shit.
Crucible weapons are acquired hand in the crucible.
I like it. Good shit.
Aralysis accumulation.
Shadow slice.
You're entirely in moves for your weapon.
Divine flight.
Well, that's some bad cool.
You're reachful familiarity with the Crucible Weapons, and it gives you that skill permanently?
Dear, this game is crazy.
What else can I use?
Dual Purchase?
Shadow Slices don't define flight.
Is that it?
Looks like it.
I
Do
Choppy choppy
I'm blowing you dude come on you
You're getting blown!
Get-go down!
Oh, these are crazy.
of
the
There's got to be something over here, all right?
I knew it!
Oh, we found something secret, dude.
Definitely fat-ass secrets.
Wow.
Hello.
Wow.
Hello.
They're learning Jiu Jitsu without opening Jiu Jitsu slots.
The Jiu Jitsu users need to assign them their customized martial arts and Jiu Jitsu in the
main menu.
Okay.
I don't want to replace that one.
Good shot blade, the hand of his enemies all underground.
Oh that's cool.
Take that.
Like, kind of like a fairy?
Shit. Did I not do this?
Did I? I did not!
What am I now, bro?
Bro, where did I go?
There is no way I just did that.
Yeah, good to see that.
Good to see that chat.
I'm gonna get that from my back to the start.
I probably could have, um, teleported here.
Ow.
my whole ass face
of
They've enhanced the something Hellfire soul form.
Well, fast buzz.
What the fuck just happened to me?
of
Uh...
Quick wait, yeah.
Revolver.
That's a lot.
What the hell are you?
Oh my god!
We're out of there!
Can I just have my loot please?
Crazy ghosts.
so much shit to do
Whoo! I have a lot of life for some reason.
I feel like there was a...
something we missed out on.
It was like a climbable or something.
Yeah.
Does they do anything good?
The answer is, oh yeah.
Quote unquote good.
Okay.
That is a new enemy.
Oh my god, what in the hell?
Dude, what the shit are you?
of
I hate you, live the worst enemy of all time.
This is the worst fucking enemy of all time.
Bruh.
What, what the shit?
I don't get it.
Like, just get down here.
I can't fly.
What?
Very weird
Yes
I'm just gonna smash him.
Holy shit.
Okay, that is the most delayed shit ever.
It's done.
Oh my god, it was stupid easy.
He doesn't have to hit it.
of the Magra piece somewhere.
That was the slowest gunshot I think I've ever seen in a game, ever.
I wish it was unbelievable.
Ow, bro.
This is indeed still the demo.
I can't even see these guys attacking me.
There's one right here.
I can't dodge.
These guys are tough because I can't see them.
stamina for the rest of my life.
Let's get these dumb ghosts.
That's my problem is that I have to kill everything once.
It's the way I play these goofy ass games.
I gotta kill everything once.
This is kind of like...
My loot.
I
Got a purple
There's something cudgel big bong
One hit.
Eight.
Supreme Perry.
Sounds good to me.
Jones, thank you.
This will let yourself return to neutral and midair.
Super airy.
The car was 150 lives after a successful burst break.
Nice.
but
fuck yeah
yeah
Okay, last time, a lot of health, holy crap.
of
Hey, don't do that!
Hey, stop it!
now
of
oh my god oh my god
Oh, dodge out on heal please.
There we go. Jesus.
I don't know what did I first try this boss, I don't know.
Hey, I just summoned the Soul Calibur 6th on.
Got some shit.
They required a weapon of a new weapon type.
Following weapons, switch clays and talons.
Cool.
Ninja points.
You mean ninja points?
We got missions we got to do for those.
I'm still debating what I want to do for this shit.
I want to do a ninja points man, cal traps, learn from a handbook.
I've been bouncing around, I haven't been sticking to many weapons, which is like the
issue.
Kunai.
Explosive.
Siketa.
Explosive, Cicada.
It seems like it could be good, but limited usage, you know?
I don't know.
I can reset at any point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's try that.
Um...
Big-ass hatchets, okay.
Still have any hover around this.
There's gotta be one that's better.
Yeah, the bison odachi.
More damage.
Kipping a weapon of the crystal wire that is up and learned.
The following command.
Uh oh.
Sure.
Interesting.
Okay.
Whoa.
Cool.
Whoa, cool.
Cool.
Damn, this place will turn into woe long.
This is a very impressive demo dude.
My hat looks stupid.
I'm very important.
And they slowly get up your grill like this.
That means there's a cutscene coming!
Yomi ga erishii, yami ni orekaketa waga yaiba to kokoro wa.
Nagachi, inen mo tatsu hikari.
Sono ken wo yadosu, anata to no meburi ai de.
Futatari, urue tachimashita.
No, you do not have to play one and two to understand this game at all.
much
xa mother what what
you don't mess up
So he's alive because we're in the past
the holy hawk? say that again. and then again. the holy hawk chat. yeah it sounds like holy
This is great.
All different looking regions?
Now that I've found a good friend, I must go to the Kento.
I'll go to the Tenchu first and make a strategy.
You'll hear about it from Naotora-dono.
Chris will spike destroyed. Maximum spirit force increased.
Your date has been saved. When you carry over the same date of retail version, you can receive a completion bonus. Nice.
Nice. Wow, it looks dramatically different.
She's still talking. She's saying shit.
She's still saying shit, alright.
I'm sure.
You can reset your skill as often as you like.
Damn, crazy.
On Mio Magic.
So I guess that isn't...
I guess On Mio Magic is not your, like, ninjutsu?
the knives and stuff that you do by default with ninja.
Hamnio and ninjutsu are separate.
That's this.
Skill is ninjutsu.
God damn it, I've been buffing up the wrong thing the whole time.
you have. Dude, I went this with like no levels. I went to this shit with like literally
no levels and I beat these bosses. What the wrong shit? Looks weird. Oh god! What's
What's happening to me?
Oh, we're back.
Yeah, what?
Oh
I can't buy anything can make nothing nothing materials oh all that shit all these materials
Look at all these materials.
Disassemble.
Um...
It's like literally everything.
So...
We go to...
I want to disassemble like...
Uh...
This.
Sure.
Um...
Wonderful.
So what I'm saying is, how do I...
select, deselect, like, everything?
Like, I want to select everything that is trashy.
No rarity.
Right trigger.
I select all. Not everything, but life.
Select conditions, yeah.
Rare or below.
There we go.
These are counting as rare.
I have to figure out how to use this shit. Keeping the crucible weapons would be
best so you can learn the moves. Okay, yellow's uncommon, blue is higher. Let's
do something we know we can do.
Only common. Why isn't it working? It's like all less than or equal to than the set levels.
It's like 10.
Simple.
Okay, that didn't do much.
Exclude Crucible?
Right.
of
You're talking to me, but I'm just looking at the cat.
There's a lot to say, but I'm just looking at the cat.
Bro, you are yippy-yapping.
You guys have been waiting to talk for so long.
Holy Fri Holy!
Think weapons that scale off of whatever stat you want? Damn.
How does this do?
The more NPCs, nah.
No, it's not.
It was really not.
There's nothing more to be concerned about.
And for Ryo Tan Temple...
R- Ryo Tan Temple!
Uh...
And I'm assuming...
we legit can.
We actually...
cannot. Then there's a kitty in here.
Well, she'll...
Gale's Sprint allows you to borrow your Guardian Spirit's power,
to brace across the land, continuously dash.
Oh, we can just do this shit now? Damn.
I can become my daughter when she Naruto runs.
It's amazing.
Uh, somebody's dead-ass body over there.
Okay.
Now pass, travel, the eternal rift.
Fast travel down to the map screen.
Eternal rift?
What?
Oh!
The fucked up area.
Yeah.
It's nice to have a hunt down this cat.
I'm gonna go training in this little rip.
Oh, it doesn't have the lava's not here anymore.
What's a satisfying run, that's for sure.
Kitty.
Go die. Oh my god, they get faster as the fall or wherever it goes
Better keep running right behind you better keep
You better keep running!
He's really baiting me on.
Only for your only.
Dude, chill.
Can you chill?
Scrip, scrip.
Hey, that's awful.
Alright, well got a bunch of that now
True art, thank you
RB plus Y
Right don't think I'm getting anything else in here
Not right now. Oh dachi time
fat-ass Odaichi shaking we get
I'll play some Robin releases. I'll definitely play it on Friday. I actually have a sponsored stream for it on Friday
Yeah, we need some mid stance shit
Can I unlock those missions now really really really
This is these just give me different combos so like
That is about seem like it's doing it
There it is, there it is.
You feel this meaningful or different from the first two?
Absolutely, yeah.
100%.
I like Neo 1 a lot when I played it, Neo 2 just didn't vibe with me very much.
This game is better.
It's just a better game.
Fly out.
a lot better.
There's a crystal over there.
Neo 2 was way too similar to the first one for me.
Whoa!
Now it actually looks kind of pretty out here, holy shit.
Wow, that is a stark contrast.
Wow, it's actually kind of nice out here now.
Okay, let's focus.
I should have all messed up still.
That's cool, seeing a tangible change to your environment.
I like it.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get that.
Holy shit, that combo was insane.
What the hell?
Bro, what in the hell did the beast stun me, stun me, and the guy just insta- wow.
Trashy.
Trashy assholes.
I wasn't ready for that.
Yeah, dude, my, uh, funny bits, uh, significant, what, horrible.
That's what happened.
No!
You...
Stupid dickhead.
No, you stupid dickhead.
Okay.
I fought my...
The Jutsu thing.
My Amio.
Did damage.
it's some kind of damage it does not
they have wake-up command grab now i understand why that shit was happening
I can't get my other attack to happen for some reason, I'm jumping at time.
I'm only getting that.
Weird.
I'm only getting that weird. I'm trying to hold the button in the air. I'm just getting that
That's insane
Oh, what?
What the hell?
What was that?
Was it tail pop?
Oh yeah, that's what I thought.
That's what I'm doing.
I wonder if I got unassigned in some way.
Let's check.
Oh, you know why?
It was attached to the weapon.
Yeah.
I think we lost the weapon.
Yeah.
The crucible art.
divine flight
to the wait till we learn this or i'm sorry we learn it
exit thank you
going.
Just stuff.
Oh, I actually have that over.
Huh.
I didn't even realize.
Wow, that's all my stamina.
What?
Kind of sick.
No, no!
What kind of sick like a ninja Halal like in it
It's crazy fun
Come on, dude.
Bro.
You really are a piece of shit.
Oh my god.
Now you're dead.
How about that?
Now you're dead. How about that?
I get it. I'm stamina bound.
God.
Oh dude.
Stamina bound, but that's really cool.
Maybe come here and do this shit.
Okay, did.
Man, am I loving it that, um, you get to check out the environment and it looks all
different.
I'm loving it.
It's actually not that great.
Takes too much stamina.
Juggle enemies I think, so depends on how big they are.
M-Co.
Story spikes are required to un-fall.
Oh, to actually level them up.
damage over time so it's just a fire base one
the respect killed my max key did it really
oh I mean
Oh, oh, oh, it respect all my shit, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I didn't realize that's
what i did
okay
I
Don't set around
So that was a significant difference
Okay, so this game's sick.
Holy shit, this game is sick.
It's kind of crazy.
Wait, where was that one area?
Down here?
Spirit Vayne?
I can't use it I saw the tonnish it to do yeah I probably covered like one fifth of
What I can do in here. He goes reach their potential. I think it I think it really has I think they've gotten there dude I
Really do
Head to the ferry
Wow attack plus five defense plus five luck plus five
I got everything in this one all done some of our mission I can do at the shrine here
So I have a question of the castle, oh I need to find another castle, okay, cool, I
You can't find this guy?
It's Crucible Wrath?
Check your missions in the pause menu.
Suspended
Oh
Oh, you can but you're not supposed to oh
Oh
Battle log at the shrine. So much shit that is hidden.
That's done.
Oh!
Well, I actually have to begin the mission.
Hmm.
Weird.
Novice training missions unlock more of a skill tree. What? No way.
No way.
You feel like they're checked, like I've already done it.
Have I not? Have I not completed these?
Those are done. Yeah. Collectibles for this. You can just replay it. Gotcha.
Well, I'm legitimately impressed.
It's latest shit and I'd like to get a little bit of sleep, but I am legitimately impressed
with this.
This is so much more fun to play than the other NEO games, my humble opinion.
fucking bugs
why can't I hit you
oh wait I've been here
We're done all this shit. Yeah.
Yeah, I fought the Blood Edge Demon a couple times.
But, um...
Yeah, I gotta get my daughter ready for school.
So, I'll have to...
Get a little bit of sleep and then be live for the direct.
Like the game so far, I really like it. Yeah, I really like it
Hmm I
Really like it. I'm looking forward to it when
It's like I don't even there's so much more stuff that I could do
That I don't even feel like I'm really missing out on much with this demo
It's just so much shit, dude.
The O3 Elden Ring, I mean, yeah.
It's impressive.
I'm blown away by how much I dig it. That's that's the crazy part is that I really dig it.
God, my helmet sucks, though.
Definitely got a demo's worth, yeah. I feel like you can play this shit out of this, too.
of the
early feel like you can play the shit out of this
like 12 hours as a reason why people are coming back to this like for days
because it's legit like mad good
You can lose yourself in the demos a lot to do.
I mean, I can tell.
I don't want to get into some side quests, let off some boss fight that I'm going to
have to spend two hours on.
Not after being here for six hours playing this.
Wow, it's the same area.
So cool.
Oh, got a box here somewhere.
The craziest thing is that you get big ass upgrades if you um, fully investigate these
areas.
You get like big ass health upgrades and shit, and defense and attack upgrades.
Bruh, where the hell's his box?
That'd be shitting me, is it like right in front of me?
What the?
What the hell?
you legit can't get it in this demo. Damn it. That makes a lot more sense why it's there.
So, hold on. Tenryu River. I have a ton more valuables to get here.
To the side mission. I can't trust you, chat, because you're gonna try to get me into a
side mission that is a crazy ass boss fighter some shit and they're like go do it and I only
have a couple of minutes. Can't trust you. You're untrustable. That shit's good. That
shit's good. Alright, I'll be back. I'll let you guys know. And yeah, we will get
Get ready for the Nintendo Direct in the next like couple hours or so.
So I'll get some stuff ready, maybe take an hour nap and then we'll be back streaming
for that.
Have a good one, shine on.
I'll see you then.
Take care dudes.
Peace.
We all need to shine on, to see how fun we become, and how many have we fought.
Yeah, to go searching for our star.
Deep in the night, I burn my heart, from that passion of yours.