So, as usual, enjoy some moments from the past.
Oh God!
Hang on, guys.
You're making damage.
Oh!
I thought there's two of them on the left.
Oh, I'm in trouble!
I'm in trouble!
He equals no appeal!
Yes, I am!
No appeal!
He's to the left!
I don't know the punch deal.
Nice!
Okay, then!
Die!
Terrible doesn't go down.
I don't even know what he's for later.
He's trying to use that circle.
Oh!
Here I am!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Oh, what a throwback!
We're gonna have to take it!
Ah!
Ah! That is a fake!
You think it was fake?
You know, I'm here to be.
What a strategy!
Block me! Block me when you're dying!
I'm gonna block you guys!
Shit!
Oh, the red is about to explode!
I'm being ran over now.
Shut up.
God, hey!
Hey!
Just like I'm in the bout!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
All right, ready?
Go.
Oh, my God!
Hey!
Simons, you gotta go that way!
I'm angry!
Pre-design!
I killed them all!
What the hell?
Are you maxed, really?
What the fuck?
Oh, my God!
Get out of the way!
Oh!
What the fuck?
Let's go!
Oh, my God!
Sentence is on to you.
Remember, if they see you running or two, you're in a fucking hell.
Woo!
Woo-hoo!
What for my god?
Over him!
Yeah!
He jumped out of bounds!
I'm not going to go to the field ball.
Because I'm going to touch him!
I'm the blue guy!
I'm looking at him!
Tackle!
Oh my f**king god!
Oh god, you bitch!
Oh my god, it's really hard!
Oh my god!
Holy shit! Holy shit!
I got it! I got it!
You put the bike in my foot, then done!
What the fuck?!
Good!
What?!
Good spin!
What?!
Oh my god, he's open!
Oh my god!
Yes!
Oh my god!
Right there, you tackle nobody!
He's right there, getting a touchdown!
Oh my god!
I'll rush all the time, so I have to get out of here to get my free boxes!
Let's go.
Nice, nice.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, freaky man!
Oh!
Oh, no!
Oh, you're a idiot!
That was me!
Oh, no!
No!
Woo-hoo!
I got it for you!
Go!
We're rushing! We're rushing!
Let's get out of here!
Oh shit, you're done!
Go!
Oh yeah! Where's that fucking nipple?
There you go, get changed.
Oh my god!
Son of a bitch!
Oh my fucking god!
There you go!
Yeah!
Yo!
Okay, this is gonna be as fucking possible!
Man, fucking believe it.
Brush every single goddamn time.
Got you, I got you.
Where did I go?
Whoa!
No!
Oh, come on!
Come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Oh, come on, come on!
Get up here!
Get up, come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
No, let's grab him.
Oh, yeah!
Shit.
Get up, get up, get up!
Get to the back!
Somebody get the back!
Yeah!
I'm running.
Sight motherfucker!
Wow, fucking dude!
Oh, that is a fucking hippie!
Dude, that is a fucking hippie!
Get into the game, hippies!
Oh my god, can he wreck him?
Oh!
Keep going, sir, let's do it all the way!
Good shit!
This is fucking scary!
Oh my god, he was so stupid.
Ridiculous.
Fuck that shit.
There's the ball.
I'm like the 20.
There we are.
Almost 30 yards.
All right, the final round.
Yeah!
Spin it!
Yeah!
Steve!
Leave it.
Right, right, right.
Yeah!
Oh my god.
Damn!
Danny, please.
All right, what?
Come on, I'm on a win.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, he was hoping.
Good shit, Simmons!
I don't know if they know you have to go for Tito.
Oh!
Okay!
Alright man.
Alright.
I'll get the key.
I said, it's pretty good.
He went up, he went up, right.
Go on, go on, come on, come on, come on.
He's got my foot.
Oh my god, my face.
Yes!
Wow!
Sorry.
Oh!
Yes!
Steve Blue in there!
Holy shit!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Just to establish. Just to establish.
We won. We did win.
We did win.
But we won the first one.
Yeah, okay.
But we're gonna watch the clip
and we're gonna see what happens.
But regardless, we won.
I mean, the only thing I can think of is that
it was caught out of bounds.
That's the only thing I can think of.
I can think of taking that clip.
There's the bumble.
I caught it in bounds!
In fucking bounds!
I don't believe it, dude!
I can't go, oh my god, I am so triggered right now.
That's what's happening.
We already won.
Oh, god.
You got me ass in mid tackle.
That was complete horseshit.
Because my character has stats.
You got a horse too.
You got a horse.
Look, look, I can't run.
That's already there.
Nuckie's glowing.
That means we caught it.
Game over.
Cheating.
Game over.
Cheating.
Forward!
Look at the camera!
Move it!
It's a flash!
Move it!
You got it!
Look at it!
Technically it's not possession until your feet are on the ground.
That is a big part.
Your feet are in the air.
Your feet are in the air the whole time.
The shell is saying knees!
The shell is saying knees and you can clearly see his knees are there.
We'll hold it right there.
You see your hand though?
Right there.
It's crossing the line.
Your hand is crossing the line and your knees are up.
Keep going.
So bam, you're still in the air.
So now you're out of bounds
Now you're out of bounds these guys the game is not lying the game is not
These are still on and now your knees are down, but your hand is out of bounds
This is what football comes down to fucking how our hands and the inches
Some guy looking at some mother fuckers foot if it goes on the white by one little shard of grass
No, no!
They have this!
Well, clearly, clearly,
they have it for justice, truth, justice,
and the American way!
Clearly the American way!
What about Max's channel?
Turbo for Max channel!
Yeah!
What about Max's channel?
What about the evidence?
I caught the ball in your hands.
But you know what's going on?
Turbo was maxed out.
Turbo was.
It was super turbo. You realize that when he clicked the thing and it showed up. It's an unlimited turbo, right?
It's a turbo. It's a turbo. It's a turbo. It's a turbo. It's a turbo. It's a turbo. It's a turbo. It's a turbo.
That's fine. You know what? I'm okay. I'm gonna do Turbo Man's day with this.
Let her go down. Okay, let's go look it up.
Oh my god!
Bro, get faster!
Throw a running!
That means it rebuilds faster.
Mons.
Chitty!
Chitty, it's okay!
You got that one and we got the last one!
And you know what? Good games, guys.
And the one who didn't go about playing, who won?
You got games.
Look at this, look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this old pad.
Whatever.
Nobody in the room.
Well, that was interesting.
I've done this for a long time, Chad.
Like a long, long time.
A long, long time.
Double audio?
I am the voice of God.
Shut up.
Simmons, come on.
This game is much better than the old Blitz game.
You don't know that.
They got good reviews.
You can talk about it, Hiley.
I don't trust any reviews for an e-mail.
If you land on tails, you're on my team.
You land on heads.
I got you. All right. All right.
Man, you're on the same team.
There it is.
You're going to be here to Simmons and Steve.
All right.
One big head.
And we got it.
Big heads and jets.
No jets available.
Can I play as a jet?
The giant jets?
There's no big ass huge crane characters.
What?
Yeah.
Yo.
Let's go baby, let's go baby, let's go baby, let's go, let's go.
Yaddy, what?
What?
Wow.
Wow!
What?
Oh, okay.
He got a bow.
Oh, fuck.
Ah, good shit.
Wow!
Oh, yeah!
Not him!
How do I take the other players?
Oh my God! Look at my dog! Look at my fucking dog! Look at my dog!
Oh shit, my thing's broken.
Oh!
I probably can't control it.
Like the guy was just like moving back on it.
See, look at him.
Look at my dog!
I'm gonna break his teeth.
Just let him play a run.
Watch three. Watch three.
He's not moving now. That's good. That's good.
That's bad.
I think he's gonna try to fucking fall!
Oh!
German metal here, that's it.
Wow!
Holy shit!
Oh, fuck!
Very impressive, dude.
What the hell?
Oh my god, good shit.
Let's go.
I got your back.
I got your who's this guy.
Get out of here!
I can't help you anymore.
Oh, man!
That was bad.
Good.
Bad.
Good shit.
Very fast.
No, no.
What is he doing?
What kind of hike is that?
Oh my god.
We're on fire!
All right, we're doing good Steve.
We're doing good.
Oh, come on! I can do that guy!
I can do that guy!
Good shit!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Oh, come on.
All right, now let's get this started.
Let's get this started.
Oh, we gotta run an intro or some shit, shit.
Ah, too loud.
Transcending history and the world, a tale of dudes and souls in a trail of hope.
It's too late
We are the, the starry-eyed, the city
How far we've come on a journey
And I'm fine
You learn to go, search for the master
Deep in the night, fending my heart
The hope they shine, shower me with love
Shower me with power, shiver the blood
I gotta get the energy of soul
To kill your heart
I'll be with a new baby to respect
You're the best you can get, you're so good to carry on
Even if I die
You die
Oh, what's up, dudes?
All right, Chad.
Sports!
Oh, God.
Don't look at that.
Sports ball!
Look at that.
Look at it.
It literally is Super Bowl 60.
It literally is Super Bowl 60 on there.
That's crazy.
Was that 60?
No, 60 this year.
Wow.
Okay.
Whatever.
And Seahawks, I heard Seahawks won.
They did.
fan in chat. The good guy's one. Yeah. Good guy's one. That's all I know is I didn't know it. Sparce! Sparce! Sparce!
Sports! Football, baseball, basketball!
We're gonna play it out!
Listen till we die!
Skating!
Sports!
Skating!
Sports!
Come on guys, we're gonna sports!
Let's get these horses together!
Come on!
It's sports time!
I haven't done much about football, but I know I fucking eat the pizza!
Good man!
Sports time!
Computer interference time!
Sports time!
Oh my god!
Random bullshit.
What the hell?
Secret.
Hey, the bad funny thing was cool.
Oh, you need that jacket?
But there was no fucking Chumbea or Chumberti song.
I'm kind of upset.
What you need to chat?
Well, that's why you gotta do it.
I mean, it is what you have to do.
Hey, he's gonna do a full a full carry-up of Tombea
Yeah, I'm just saying yeah, look at this what is going on. This is fan made over here. We've been playing these for a couple years now
Thank you my god
Every year these guys make a special version of NFL blitz that has the updated rosters from the last season as well
is like a Super Bowl skateboard. Jesus. So it's pretty much made for us. It's the best blitz.
It's NFL Blitz 2000. The problem is that it's the easiest one to mod, which is the N64. Oh yeah.
So we aren't relegated to N64. We'll upgrade and play some other ones. Boy, chat. We have to do
something different this year. And this year for the first time, I got a copy of NFL Blitz the League.
Blitz the league.
Okay, we've never, that's the one with Mortal Kombat Fatality.
Yeah, yeah.
Anybody MK guys.
What the hell.
So I've never, we've never tried Blitz the League.
We're just gonna see what it's like.
It's along with like nut breaking and bone breaking and stuff like that.
Um, we've been up, I also got the old Xbox 360 Tecmo Bowl remake.
Which I forgot they made.
I forgot about it.
2007 or something.
And I was like, oh my god.
This was the league.
So.
So wait, what was the one that was all professional?
Wasn't that the league?
No, that was Blitz Pro.
Blitz Pro.
We played it.
And it was the one we were just looking at, the big heads.
Yeah.
It was like, so the problem with Blitz is that, similar to arcade racers, old Blitz is pretty
much very much like an arcade racer version of football.
Yeah.
And then as time went on, they just got closer and closer to gritty, realistic simulation
racing, which is kind of what it ended at, which is unfortunate, because it's like, dude,
it's so easy.
It could be so easy to make Blitz.
Not that amazing.
Damn.
Yo!
It would be so easy to make blitz in like a modern day with slightly like less cutting-edge visuals
Actually blocking looking crazy guys at all like
Yeah, it's bigger and stuff, like a slow-mo to move
It's like three different body types or whatever
Yeah, you don't need much, like it just needs to be wild
And like if people get smashed at the same time, they should just go flying 30 feet into the air
Like, ah, ah, ah, there should be insane shit
And don't forget to make hits, that's the best
like all rules don't apply you know that's the whole point of blitz yeah
yeah I don't like that the violence of blitz
who was the asshole yeah asshole the note because it was so popular
into the no fun league yeah some asshole I got fourth place so anyway
Dominic gots to thank you thank you thank you all right let's let's get this
This is, get this ish started, we gotta get that one.
There you go.
Damn, we're good to go.
There you go.
Cowboys on, right?
Alright.
I don't even know, can't you got coins?
What's he doing?
You pulling out a coin?
No, I was just pulling out this.
A coin?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It doesn't have anything.
He's just pulling into his pockets with another.
Uh, hold on a second.
Do I have money out there?
I need coinage.
Flip a coin, boys!
I need a coin.
I got coins.
Here's a quarter.
You don't have one.
Lucky you, bitch.
He has one.
I have a console.
Let's flip for teams first.
What do I land on?
The other person lands on your team.
All right.
Wait, wait, wait.
If you land on heads,
the person that flips heads
You got it, got it, got it.
Beautiful four-liners heads.
Well, we'll see.
Whoever gets the first, it's the same one.
They're first calling one.
It's just, I put this here.
And I am a Tails.
Okay.
So Kenny's gonna go and he's gonna find out what he is.
And is he a Tails or a head?
He's a Tails.
Hey, Kenny.
Alright, let's do it.
That's fine.
That's serious.
There you go.
Alright.
Alright, so meet Steve.
Yes.
Here's Steve.
Here we go.
Alright.
Meet Steve.
Oh, that's a little lucky. Short.
It's kind of like going around. It should be the other way.
Yeah, this will be, uh, can you hear the power tower?
Flip for teams now?
It is connected to many things.
You could flip for teams.
We could, yeah, we'll have to flip for teams too.
We'll have to flip for teams.
Oh, man, I don't want to flip for teams. I don't want to be the Patriots.
Oh, Patriots.
Well, you guys can see, I see you!
I mean, every single person in the world wants to be a Seahawk.
C.H.A.T.
Oh shit.
They're so cool.
Hot Dead being a patriot right now.
They're so cool.
East coaster.
C.H.A.T.
Selfie Patriots.
Alright, here we go.
Let's get this started.
Come on!
Yeah.
Let the games begin.
We're gonna play a lot of these throughout the night chat and swap in teams and do
the stuff.
We're swapping spit too.
Okay.
This is Arcade.
Arcade.
Play.
play I guess I'm for three all right let's go lighting we're gonna roll for
teams oh anyway where's the coin I don't give it to you no you took it easy
just second stop well Simmons Simmons hates the picket
okay Simmons hates the Patriots so then we have to we can't be able to call
it tails I'm calling tails for Seahawks tails for Seahawks tails yeah
and bastards. Look at them boys. Look at those old actually those are newer
uniforms. Firms? Firms? Okay here we go. All right damn we're blue AF. Can we get a
different color? You go left or right? Okay. Oh I didn't know that.
Alright here we go. Danny what you doing? Best turbo running. Good job. What am I doing?
Look at that, look at Jimmy.
What, what happened?
What happened?
What's going to change my colors now?
Let's see if I actually-
What happened here?
He's throwing his pick.
NFL Blitz again.
Kenny's trying to cheat.
What?
Kenny is legit trying to cheat.
Kenny was practicing the code before streaming.
What?
That's what he's been talking about.
It's like he knew the exact code to go for that.
He was standing there standing like,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
trying to figure out what he was saying.
Three inputs, like four times.
I'm not going to let you cheat.
What's the tournament?
He's on my team.
What's the tournament?
We don't have much heating.
I don't even believe the tournament.
Change of the tournament, and we don't have to worry about it.
Oh, yeah.
What's the tournament setting?
Yeah, what's the tournament setting?
Oh, tournament and players.
Dude, that's fine.
It's the tournament setting.
Yeah.
It's the tournament.
What is tournament setting?
Yeah, it's a tournament.
Screw Keny.
We can screw Keny.
How do we do it?
I can turn it off.
Why are we in option?
if there's like a term in it.
No, no, no, it's a trickle.
It's a trickle.
Yeah.
Oh, OK.
It disables everything.
Yeah.
Oh.
It's nice.
Can we chill?
Sorry.
That was nice.
All right.
Nice.
Reset button.
Don't be afraid.
And go right over there.
And OK, the dope is.
Is it?
Yeah, let's see if we can find it.
Field gold.
Field gold presented.
All right.
Well, just in the turbo.
Got it.
These teams.
What's going on?
These teams are right.
What does the matter?
You're not playing, it's back out, it's just back out.
What was that?
That chip doesn't let you back out, Blizzard.
No, you can't.
Not in his old games.
I know.
Turtles, thank you.
What was that?
Where are us today?
What does that mean?
Did I hit no?
Okay, cool.
What does that mean?
Is that bad?
We'll never start this game.
Never start.
It's in the game.
Let's see, can you get different colors?
Arizona has a football team?
No.
All right.
Dude, that was so weird.
I just saw the Las Vegas Raiders, and I got sad.
Las Vegas Raiders.
Holy crap, look at their stats are even.
What the hell?
Must be evenly-statted.
OK, all right.
All right, here we go.
I did my code.
We're gonna learn the seeds of all of the buttons all of them. Who's the turbo going to run faster? Okay, remember we have to do middle control
Which one am I oh my god?
You fly. We're white Kenny. I gotta see and then oh
my weight
flips play jump and tackle, okay?
Nice timer passes a
Stuck at nine and turbo is down there. Okay. We're in it's all you can right so somebody's got it
Perfect arm.
So A is throw.
Yep.
Hey!
I got knocked into a trap.
Get off my friend!
Like green?
Yeah.
Same defense.
All right.
First down.
Third down.
Right.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Don't touch him.
We got a runner.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Random.
Thank you.
Uh, yeah.
Nobody goes for twos. Nobody's afraid of twos.
Ooh, he actually went around too.
Yeah. I don't like that.
Terty, thank you. I don't like that at all.
Wow!
Oh, my God!
Jesus!
Right through my pants!
Jesus, we...
What the fuck was that?
Oh man, caught it right through.
Ah, oh man, where's the team?
Leave me alone, stop it.
Yeah, where's the stop fair?
It's a, so when you're running, yeah,
so when you're running, it's on you.
Ooh, that was a hell of a hit.
What a shame.
What the fuck?
I had it!
Oh, that's a lot of money!
A lot of money!
What the hell is that?
I love the game.
Bowling.
Damn, both of our defenses are just out of total trash.
God.
I want you.
Go.
I want to give you a yet!
Whoa!
That was...
Boso!
Headlock!
Oh, my God!
Oh!
Ooh!
Oh.
All right.
Let's go!
Bam!
Slasher!
Ah!
Oh, sports! Sports!
Well, I thought that.
You said that!
Let's go! Let's go!
You said that! Let's go!
Come on, bitch!
What was that?
What the hell was that?
Oh, that was the first, uh, damn, that's right. We have short games here.
Oh, really?
Excuse me, what the hell?
Stop that, hell?
Stop that hell.
Let's go!
Let's go, baby!
Let's go!
All the way!
Let's go!
That's not possible.
All right, all right, all right.
What the fuck?
That was fast.
All right, awesome.
More of that right now. It's been run. That's a good dude my guys. Thank you. They can't be to save
Let's go. I'm running it. Yeah, I'm running in that cook. Yeah, my guys can't they just they just fly through
They don't tackle
Oh interception bro, come on
Oh
Okay, there's a super ball
Fuck me gone I guess
Well, I blocked nice good shit
Why story a scary damn shitty-ass Patriots sorry
You know my characters
Geez to the round start with the fuck off
There we go, so aggressive.
Nice.
That's a hell of a survive.
I was scared.
Not him.
We gotta go for it.
No, it is her.
Yeah, we gotta go for it.
No, it is her.
Oh, shit!
Ow!
Perfect.
Oh, shit!
I literally all of you are gonna get the ground off any of the fuck out of here.
Hey, I pressed the button, so he's just gonna go that way forever.
He's like, come on, he's like playing Tron or something.
Bowling!
I'm staying back here.
I don't know if this should happen again.
Oh, sorry.
Got it.
Sorry.
Oh, sorry, got it, sorry.
Oh, I'm working here, scaring me.
I can't even take your pot.
Whoa!
I didn't mean to!
Seahawk fans having a good day.
Alright 13 seconds.
13 seconds.
Murder hands.
Alright, alright.
6 seconds.
I hate that guy.
What the fuck are you doing? Get the plate!
No, no, no, no, stop him, stop him, flip him, yeah, there you go, you got the place to go.
Nice, Jesus.
Damn, dude, my guy is not defending anybody.
Worked out, worked out, boys, is that right?
Them boys was there.
What?
Oh my God!
Dude, what?
Oh!
Yeah!
What are you doing?
What are you guys doing?
Oh my God!
Fuck that AI!
He's like looking the other direction.
My god.
Oh, really?
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
What am I supposed to do?
To get to the boots.
Oh, yeah.
Mystery time.
Okay, ah, jump.
No, no.
Leave me alone
Start dancing baby. Yeah
I
This bro
Let's go
interest
What the fuck fucking title of the game?
Let's go I got you I got you
Right the block coming interest a go
Oh, yeah, I think about it think about it
But what is going on taking these plays my guys
What are fingers it's time it's time
All right.
Good shit.
It's happening.
Good shit.
It's happening.
Let's go.
Force down.
What are you guys going to do?
Good shit.
There you go.
All right.
We're in there, we're in here, greatest defeat in history.
Alright.
Oh man, I ran dude, I fucking forearmed this shit out of him.
Alright, here we go.
Oh, that guy was fucked.
Let's go!
I tried to tap you!
I tried!
I was circling around you!
Let's go!
Ah!
Nobody there stop that you stop that
Good good, I caught me crap. Oh, I'm gonna back massage
All you made it disappear, that's fine. You just just listen to the sounds
Oh, yeah!
Alright, alright.
Alright.
Why didn't he catch it?
They gotta throw it as far as they can, bro.
I like this play calling.
Get it, get it, get it!
Oh my god!
He's a god!
That's what he believed on the fourth!
Oh, that was disgusting!
Okay.
Let's go.
Okay.
That was good.
Good shot.
Good shot, Kenny.
Good shot.
Absolutely.
Good shot.
God damn.
That was good.
You get it on 4th every time I'm cool with it.
Yeah, right?
It doesn't really matter.
You get it on 4th every time I'm fine.
Yeah, I'm totally fine with that.
No, no.
I'm not.
Let's go let's go
This shit always run out of ads
Hey I'll help you up
Do not let him
Alright alright.
Oops, there we go.
Okay. Wooo! Okay.
Alright!
What are you doing?! Simmons!
Simmons, we're gonna look!
Running out of cloth!
Everybody is on his van!
Oh
Okay, wow, okay, all right 11 seconds fuck. Okay. All right
Oh, yeah me in the right was on the right, okay, right. This is crucial
Got him, okay?
Four seconds.
Murder Heavens.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think I should punch it.
Or down.
Yes, sir!
Let's go!
All right, here it is.
Second!
Here it is!
Here we go!
Woo!
There it is.
There we go!
Woo!
There it is.
Let's go!
Monster!
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Back on the ground.
Okay.
God.
You're looking at here.
These guys.
Oh, geez.
Ah
Oh jeez I'll stay in the backfield. Holy shit. I'll get his back door in the backfield. Oh my god. That's right
She's not terrible. She's murdering me. I didn't even get the chance to touch the ball. Holy crap
Cool, that's terrible. Fuck. He's got his own cover
Oh, it's caught it!
That almost caught it!
We don't have to do passing plays all the time.
Yeah, I know, but still.
Oh, I had luck!
I had luck!
I wanted to go further, but he went to the closer, and then that guy was covered.
Oh my god, there's things happening here, things are happening.
Damn, boom.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
What the fuck?
The block of the century!
No, Mr. President!
Oh, shit!
Whoa!
What's that?
Back here, you bastard!
Oh, damn, body slam!
Wait, open the body slam!
Yeah, that's the problem. Like, sometimes when they're off screen, you don't know who they are.
Yeah, no idea. You have no idea.
Fuck.
I am fully nice. Nice. Nice. Okay. I just give the first down. Come on. Okay. It's
starting. Yeah, I actually open. Damn. I open. Let's go. I got you. I got you.
Yeah, good shit, good shit.
I'm gonna turn it over on down, so I guess we didn't?
No.
I was confused.
You got him to hell of a form.
Oh, oh, Max!
My bad.
Yes!
All right, all right!
The mistakes were made!
Mistakes were made!
Damn!
No!
Bitch!
Fuckin' hell, how'd we do that?
That guy was not open, okay.
He's got to get close to that.
Okay, alright, I think we have to go for it.
We're gonna win this by a fucking field goal.
I... I...
Oh!
Oh, my ass!
Holy shit!
Oh, God!
No good! No good!
It's a horse shoe!
It's not it, boys.
Get away from me.
Good Lord, man. It's stupid.
Oh, come on.
Get out, get out, there you go, let's go, okay.
Double overtime, what is going on?
Three of mine.
Ugh.
What?
Yeah.
Fucking bitch.
Jesus Christ.
Let's go.
Ah, I missed it.
Let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we just had to stop her.
We just have to stop him.
We got a good defense, good defense here.
Ah!
That was messed up on me.
Good shit, good shit!
That was scary.
Alright, alright.
No sorry.
What?
No, sir. What? What? It was the wrong guy! It was the right guy, but the other guy didn't!
Oh boy! Who is this man? Unbelievable! Oh shit, run play. Get his ass! Get his ass! Get
in his ass.
Let's go! Wow! Wow!
Oh, look at that!
Look at that!
All right, that was it, that was it.
All right, that's right.
Oh, frick, that's alive!
Yeah, the sea ox alive.
Oh my God.
Unbelievable.
This game.
We got our back.
We got our game back.
This game.
On.
70.
This game.
Unbelievable.
40 points.
This game.
Unfucking believable.
We got it.
We're working hard.
These N64S controllers.
Okay, good, what is the play?
Let's go, let's go, take it in there, 25 seconds, oh my god, fuck, there we go.
Okay, got him, okay, holding, holding his body, hold his body.
I actually fucking throw it at him. That was wild.
You got to look out.
He said he was in his house.
What?
We rewrote history.
What?
Not the one!
It's the one!
We rewrote history!
That's right!
We rewrote history!
It's the one!
Yeah!
We rewrote history!
Now, if he's in the shimmies, that shit was close!
That's it!
Now, that's a football game!
That was a game.
That's a football game!
That's right!
Holy shit!
It's supposed to be!
It's been done!
Damn, okay, who is the Dolphins all-time leading scorer?
Well, we know this
Pete Stojanovic you idiot. It's Louis Vaughn
Damn
We rewrote history. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, man. He's not taking away
Look at this shit
Game just screwed us with that fumble
All right, no
Let's take a quick break water break a water break. I'll run a
a rerun of an old bull and we'll get the next one set up.
These guys are still holding their controllers.
I don't want to go again.
I want to go again.
I want to go back.
Run it back.
Run it fucking back.
Get some electrolytes.
Ah.
Jumbaya!
Hala!
I had to close it out on accident, my bad.
Hold on, hold on.
Let's, and let's take the 2022.
Let's see what's with it. What happened in the year 2022?
There they are.
Oh man.
I need a red corner.
Dang, guys.
For a war not looking identical to how it was in 1999.
Begin the Blitzball!
Oh
Okay, all right god damn
Oh wow you hurt me
Oh
Doing this way
That's fine. They can have the safety. They can have that. They can have the safety.
Oh shit, they get some points too. Oh god.
Whoa! Oh!
We have parts. We have parts.
Whoa. You like that? Did you like that?
That broke my game.
That was so hard.
That was so hard to get into.
I'm not gonna go into the second half with 100 points.
Aah!
I get it, I got it!
Yeah!
Hey!
You fucking turtle.
Oh, bitch, you're going over there.
No, bitch!
What are you doing?
If you get you!
I can't tell!
Oh, bitch.
You guys are fucking blitzing.
Get up! Get up! Get up!
Get up! Get up!
Get up!
Get up, boy!
Help!
What the fuck?
No wonder you guys are fucking out of business.
Yes, yes, yes.
What the fuck?
Someone did this!
Someone did!
Everyone!
There you go.
And it was open!
It was open!
We were fucking there!
Destroyed.
It's fucking...
God, God, God!
Fucking shit!
You dumb fucking shit!
What the fucking fuck!
Come on, you son of a bitch!
Fucking boss!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Here!
Yeah!
Woo-hoo!
Yeah!
I'm trying to walk!
Woo!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Woo!
Yeah!
It's a bitch of a boy!
Why not?
Yeah!
Let's go!
Loose turbo goes down very slow.
What the fuck is that?
There's so much of those passes that wreckage is staying.
Yeah, baby, let me go.
Blimey, Blimey, Blimey, Blimey!
Oh, there you go.
My leg.
Shake it off.
Here you go, since you can pretend you weren't good in Blitz.
2,000 fucking yards.
All these guys would be actually KO'd in real life.
They all be like hyperventilating.
I don't like the giant mongolian creatures and stuff in the previous blitz games, the
shoulders over there are in our heads.
We're facing.
This is great.
Here we go.
Actual snow.
Okay.
We're receiving a start.
All right.
Okay.
This got way quicker.
I don't know if it's just you, but it's way faster to me.
What the f***?
What were those plays?
The green green green.
Oh! Yeah!
Yes! Yeah!
God thank you!
Yeah, I got you, I got you!
Oh, what a f***ing...
I'm gonna make it!
That works, no, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
not a hard recovery.
No!
Let's go!
We take the Hawking game.
Here he is.
Yes!
He literally was not doing it.
He did not see it, but it was definitely good.
Wait, he caught that.
Let's go!
No!
Alright, we're back in this, boys.
We're back in this.
Okay.
In the snow.
It's the snow.
Okay.
the snow it's the song in the rain in the snow in the rain in the snow I got
the monkey monkey well I'm in the day and looks good say is it all like that
was the sound of the game
what is that dumb what is this game what the dumb fuck it's giving the goddamn
It was like our first game
It's a snow game boys, what do you want there we go
James!
I'm up down to two guys.
Go Simmons! Go!
Oh my god, he's right flipped in there.
Yeah! Redemption!
Yeah!
Go Simmons! Yeah!
Yeah!
Los Angeles, St. Louis!
Yeah!
That's a bullshit.
I fucking jumped it, I was like, no celebration!
Stop it.
No celebration for you.
Hey, oh, cool.
That's awesome.
Oh, hey, a fumble.
Wow, the fucking fourth fumble in this goddamn fucking game.
Holy shit!
How the fuck did he get over there?
It's the first time.
I was literally about to, like, wait the game, bitch.
I feel like that in the first game.
That's why you're so strong.
Well, let him break the 70 curse.
I'm protected.
No!
I'll save you.
Thank you.
Shit.
Whoa!
No!
Damn.
First down.
This is live where it's his highlights.
This is live.
Shut the hell up.
Damn.
Raps.
Birdwam.
Wait, wait.
It's like in real life.
The Ramblords have done it.
Unbelievable.
OK, I'm turning right now.
You guys have a lot of fun with these 12 fucking fumbles, guys.
They didn't.
You did.
You got a lot of turnovers, but not 12.
That was a lot of fumbles.
All right, we'll come back to that in a bit.
All right, we'll just come back to that in a bit.
Let's get to game two.
Where's Steven?
Where is he?
Stay!
Stop!
Get to game two.
Here we go, Chad.
This is it.
We're doing two out of three on the Shnen64.
And 26 edition.
And then we're going to do long games on Dreamcats
because it's the best.
It's just the best.
Is this a live broadcast?
No, it's not live.
No, it isn't live.
This one's definitely not February 2nd, 2029.
Retain.
The Patriots lost in real life, but I'm
cool when I'm playing the Patriots and I win.
I'm cool with that.
But Patriots.
The good guys won this year, Chad.
The good guys won.
All the matters.
West Coast took it.
That's all that matters.
That was the last game.
West Coast, West Coast.
Yeah, yeah.
Chell, what's wrong with the Patriots?
Steven!
I mean, at least it isn't the same team as before.
No, it's not, um, it's not Rich Ganon.
Tom Brady.
Brady and Gropowski and Bill Belichick.
Bill fucking Belichick, dude.
Al Davis randomly came into conversation
on stream the other day.
When I was talking about the Raiders and stuff,
he ran for the Blitz Bowl, and I was like, discussing Al Davis.
And I'm like, Al Davis is rolling in his grave.
And I'm like, is he dead?
And I'm like, yes, his son runs the team.
I'm like, oh, that makes sense.
I thought I was blessed with me that the Raiders are in Vegas.
That doesn't fit the Raiders at all.
It fits like the Saints.
But it kind of seems so.
No, it does.
The Saints, they're the only Saints that are there.
The Raiders need to be from some, like,
dank-ass parts of the country.
They need to be from Oakland or LNG.
Yes.
The environment outside of Las Vegas?
No, no, that's just hot.
When they were moved to Vegas from Oakland,
I was like they should have a parade when the raiders should be going down those desert highways all mad max out like crazy
With the do for you're going to their new stadium
You know where the raiders perfectly know the raiders could have moved to the Lions would have to take a hike
The raiders could have been in Detroit
Oh, well, but the problem is Detroit is not the same Detroit that it wasn't like Robocop ten years ago Detroit's like normal now
Yeah, he's talking about Detroit. Well, dude, that boy was supposed to teach it. It was the same thing
Oh, I mean I'm just saying
Where does it come from some fucked up place?
They didn't even know it was like people have been through shit.
Well that's why they designed the...
I mean Oakland was good for you.
That's why they, Oakland and L.A., like people have been through shit.
It's like, yeah, the Raiders represent people like the working class,
like people on the goddamn ground, on the streets, like...
Yeah, but that's not the fans.
That's why they designed the stadium to look like a rumba.
There you go.
Baker's Field.
Baker's Field Raiders.
That's why it looks like...
No, no, Baker's Field is trashy.
know this is specifically many even though it lives in Vegas. Oh, do you guys hear that
the Cowboys guaranteed they're going to be they're going to the Super Bowl. They said
it. Hey, this year we're going to the Super Bowl because the coach bought them all tickets
for next year. Oh, really? Yeah. I don't even know what you're talking about. Wow. Yeah,
they've saved the Cowboys. It's deep wearing it. It's deep wearing a Saints jersey. Take
That is just sports.
This is a long speech.
Neutral in beast, the beast.
It's not the van.
It says speech, Steve.
49ers.
All right.
You're close.
49ers.
That was in.
It was in NorCal.
I'm going to go with the inner signs,
unless I'm a Raiders fan, and they're from LA.
Yeah, you're going to.
Gary Indiana.
The Ohio Raiders.
You know, Indiana Raiders, not a bad ring to it.
Oh, speaking of breaks that we just took,
Chad, how are the commercials?
Was there any like, like doomsday stuff?
What was it, adventure things?
You're literally inside of AI commercials.
Well, I saw nothing but AI commercials.
I saw nothing but it.
I legit was like leaving my house to go to my brothers
and I was like, oh, an AI commercial.
Okay, cool, I got time to leave.
I left for my brother's house
and I saw the commercials, a fucking AI commercial.
I'm like, okay, what's happening?
I saw AI commercials and like old Zimpik commercials
some shit you know what I was like you know this really reminds me of you remember the
Super Bowl where everything was crypto yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah how'd that go about
the same way this is gonna go honestly about the same don't uh don't forget about the the
oh man what was those paintings those fucking weird fucking NFTs NFTs yeah that shit I saw
I'd write something and it's so fucking true no Avengers there was a Pokemon commercial
during the Super Bowl, right?
And, right?
There was a Pokemon commercial during the Super Bowl.
50 Cent had a door-gash commercial?
The cost of a one-minute ad in the Super Bowl
is whatever, like $20 million worth of effort is.
Pokemon Company spent more money
on their one-minute Super Bowl commercial
than they did for the entire budget
for the last Pokemon game that came out.
That's not surprising.
Yeah, because like,
if you have this for Pokemon Go or something.
Well, Pokemon Go, the card games,
That's in the end, yeah, that's what was in the end. That's a Pokemon thing in general.
I don't know what the ad was for. I think it was for asking celebrities who their favorite Pokemon was.
Yeah.
Whatever, just a general Pokemon. Oh, for the 30th. It was Pokemon 30th. Anyways, point is, they will spend more money on a one minute
commercial for the Super Bowl than they will for the entirety of their fucking games.
I know. What is the budget for Super Bowl commercials? Like 2 million to start for like 30 seconds at least.
Yeah, no, it's like 16 to 20.
It was like 2 million back in the early 2000s.
Oh, fuck dude.
I, okay, so straight up.
I saw an ad that was intentionally bad.
I saw an ad that was just a Backstreet Boys song.
Okay, I have the flat color background and the tech pop.
Oh my God.
It was a, I didn't know it was happening.
I thought, I thought, I honestly thought it was messed up.
And it didn't have a Bing for Coinbase.
Yes.
So the only thing-
It was a karaoke thing.
The only thing that they did.
And by the way, it was the back, it was funny
because it was the Backstreet Boys song.
We didn't know what the fuck would work because we're talking about it.
But it was intentionally bad, made in like early 2000s editing, just intentionally really
bad.
And it was just text, text, fade text, text, and it was just doing like a karaoke of a
backstreet boy song.
It was rock your body, and instead of saying, am I sexual, like if the song does, it says,
am I like affordable?
And the rest of the song is the same, and I'm like, what were they selling?
It was for Coinbase.
And I don't even know what the fuck Coinbase is.
Coinbase is a crypto.
Oh, no shit.
Yeah, but it manages your shit.
It doesn't really, like, it manages a crypto.
So you can make this a lot.
They earned money.
You don't earn any.
Hey, Chad, what do you call 53 men watching the Super Bowl?
Every year, the Cleveland Browns.
Fucking the commercials that were there.
We're talking about it, which is the expected outcome.
But it's also like, wow.
at that point we've reached that point they'll do whatever it takes to just get
the fuck the funniest commercial I saw was fucking Kanye West he was like yeah
I'm just gonna do this commercial because I spent my entire budget on the
party so the entire commercial was just him in a in the back of a cab and he was
just saying yeah I got this product I got these shoes I'm gonna sell I'm just
gonna sell it I was many years ago right I think it was the last superbowl
Super Bowl before it probably wasn't recently. No, no, it was yeah, I was literally like two two before he went crazy
Okay, he's not making money like he's actually out of his rookie redemption. He's at his redemption bar, right?
Yeah, how sorry
We're able in the car accident. He blamed the car accident. Oh those rare car accidents that make you racist. No
No, it was not a bipolar, he blamed it on bipolar.
He said the car accident too, was he?
Yeah, he combined it.
Yeah, he gave it a...
All right, next game.
We're talking about something that's depressing.
Yes, it happens.
You never get in the car accident, no.
All of a sudden, sorry.
Which one's me?
Dick Uncle.
Sorry, your husband is malracist.
I'm burning the car accident.
That being said, on a completely different note, there was...
Do you ever hear that story about the guy who had this crazy accident on a mine or something?
Mike went through his head and like he was alive.
He lived at just like angle in a certain way.
They cut off the edges.
But it turned him like super angry and irritable and whatever
because of whatever part of the pain.
I'm three, I was three, I'm four.
You were gold.
This is four.
Yeah, yeah, you were four.
I was three.
Oh, yeah, I was yellow.
Oh, OK, OK, OK.
Back to it.
Let's keep the teams the same.
Pina's gauge.
Yeah.
The team's the same.
The team's the same, all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Lincoln.
I forgot his name, but yeah, I was like,
that's so weird, because like, yeah, basically like,
he just became super irritable, angry,
his whole like mood and attitude changed.
Because it was just like,
like modern day football helmets look like.
They look like, they look like,
hey, good job, Kenny.
Infinite Turbo on Kenny.
We're just gonna be here all night.
What is that?
You're just gonna be here longer, that's all it means.
What does it mean?
You're just going to have to stay.
You're just going to have to stay at the point where it's.
He died on a notice.
Is that good or bad?
Can you just make all of us look up the tournament
motor rules?
Wait, what?
Is it make all of us look at a.
Was that bad?
Oh, I'm confused.
Yeah, here we go.
Someone's with the catch.
I saw it.
You're gonna catch that?
I see, I see, I see shit.
Your mom don't even see in chat sometimes.
I'm looking for it.
Oh, look at that code!
There it is, tournament mode, over.
There it is.
Oh, it's just three hands.
You got lucky.
I know what it was.
I know.
Did you?
Tournament mode!
Tournament mode, no CPU assistance.
Let's go!
I think I'm yellow.
Turn on plus past to skiff on him, okay.
I'm red this time.
We switched.
Slow down.
That's where the controller was.
That's where the controller was on the screen.
Here's blue.
Bada-dee-ba-doo-bye.
What the fuck?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nine yard loss!
He had to try it!
Yeah!
Oh, if the ball goes backwards, it's extra bad.
Don't let the ball go backwards.
Oh, I thought it was you again.
Jesus, bro.
I thought it was red.
I used to have an eagle in the ears of a fox.
What?
Where?
What?
Oh!
What the fuck?
The fuck, man!
Run.
5 yard run.
You see my 5 yard run?
That's my piece.
5 yards.
I dropped my hot pocket!
Ah, he got me!
God, this guy got me!
No, no, no, not today!
Yeah!
I got to go for it Kenny.
You should kick it.
You have to go for it.
Kick it.
You right there.
Let's go!
There's my character!
I'm not done enough with this!
Good shit!
Ah there's my shot!
I gotcha, I gotcha.
Where!
Y'all!
Where!
No! Remember you had a little-
No! What did that fucking asshole count for?
He was up- I could literally see him up the ladder.
I saw it happening.
You saw it.
I saw it happening.
I witnessed it.
That was no mystery.
I'm sorry, EZ.
Oh!
Fuck!
It's not a game.
Where's- where's my offensive line?
I guess it's, uh, Z.
Waaah!
Yeah, he got- Waaah!
Yeah, fuck.
Go ahead and hit Z.
Yeah.
Yeah, you gotta do these things.
Don't worry about the other ones.
Those are terrible.
Oh, they're terrible.
Yeah, it's a terrible.
Good shot.
That was good.
Oh, god.
Man, I got the hit.
Oh, god.
It's a let me do it.
I can't even deny.
No!
I hate him!
Damn, broadside!
Yeah.
Where are you going?
Very necessary.
I got him! Oh my god!
I got him!
He hit the cut off!
He runnin'.
I didn't know what the fuck is that.
I didn't know as I got it.
Stay down!
He's staying down.
RUMBANOO!
Ah, Bolin, okay, we're Bolin.
Okay, we're ballin'!
Oh my god!
Come on, you little ass!
Mighty morphine lunatics.
Oh man, that was like...
Little risky, little risky. You know what happens.
Nice, that's jump.
Oh, that's weak!
That's a stopper.
I'm gonna put a hand on that one.
got him.
Good shot.
The half is done.
He's just quartered.
They're going for it.
That's a call.
Yeah, but a good call.
Yes, go!
Get him out of there!
Let's go!
Whoa!
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah!
Sonic, yes, sir.
Get that helmet off.
A salad yard, sit him down.
Oh god.
This seatbelt doesn't even do anything.
They do kind of.
miss. That's why I stopped doing dive tack also like this. The C,
Retro's A says the C button allows you to target the players that you want. Interesting, okay.
Oh, you can do it and then I can kind of go for the reception
I think that's what we should do. We're both dying
The other guy, you know, I was like why's it going to the other guy?
there's a bunch of guys just complete shit up there.
Wow, okay, I forgot this is it oh
I get it I get it okay
Dude what I have no clue successful completions
All right, what murder him murder got six seconds. Yeah, let's don't do that
Let's go
Oh, god damn it!
That's so risky though dude, that was crazy risky, please don't do that again.
You're choosing the set-up of the play!
Oh, fuck me.
Here you go, here you go!
AHHHHHHHHH!
We got slow at a time, bro!
We got a second, that's interesting, so...
If we're on fire, we might actually be able to...
Oh, wow! Fuck your fire, Gale!
Okay, Gale said fuck your fire there, alright, shit.
Nevermind, just kidding.
All right, all right, we're still on fire.
How about the game?
I fucking, oh my god, I still flung him.
What the hell?
That was weird.
Oh, god.
Shit.
Get the shit out of here.
Wasted that shit.
Shit.
Oh, my god.
No, no, no, no.
That was a block.
Yeah, that was a block.
That was a block.
weird shit happening. Let's go. That's it.
Oh, that's right. You know, all the turtles are
got except for the yellow. Shit.
Fucking wrong guy. Let's go.
Stop that. Stop it. Stop them right now.
Oh, you know pass you know pass
Wild shit
Yo, yo, yo
Alright, alright, okay, okay, we got a good amount of time here. Yeah, but sir quarter
First down out.
Right here?
Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
Good shit, to the left, to the left.
The dives are missing, bro.
The dives are missing the whole day.
All day they've been missing from me.
First down out.
I didn't know this play at all.
Scary, bro, scary.
The popcorn's so slow.
Oh my god
Just walk away. The ball just fucking disappears
Cool, okay, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. What the fuck that was what the actual insane
Okay, sorry here we go first down here. We go bullshit three two one
I hear God anyway, Jesus Christ dude what the actual fuck was that
What the actual fuck that was fucking bonkers?
I'm okay with the fumble, the fumble makes sense, but what transpired after?
Something else.
Ah, that was my fault.
That was my fault.
Tryna block it.
That was a good switch.
Good switch.
That was all you.
Typical cheating Patriots, right?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Good shit.
Okay, it was worth just...
Good shit, good shit.
Okay, it was with this move.
I'm killing it.
Woof!
Ha ha ha!
Game set, not today.
Yep.
Oh!
The spids.
The ground.
Stand your bitch ass on ground.
Yeah, the ones.
The spids are so good.
All right.
The game's doing right.
Nice.
The Raiders.
Just a bunch of backfights, babe.
Oh my god.
I came in blocked.
Ooh, that was good though, that was good.
Interesting.
Don't watch that clip.
Dude, you're not gonna watch, you were there, it was on the ground for 30 seconds.
We're literally standing over the dancing.
Let's go, alright, alright.
It's gonna slip through his fucking leg.
We gotta fight, we gotta fight.
Fuck this game. Fucking game. Fucking game. Fuck.
Got him. Oh, he came from behind.
Point.
Does Seattle juice it? Seattle's juice it!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Bam!
Bitch ass!
What the fuck, my character is standing there!
Run!
Yes!
Nice walk.
What is it to switch characters?
And I'm literally pressing that like holy fuck
Okay, so there's gonna be a buck right here probably be the real which right now these place suck switch the fucking yeah
Go there. Don't matter. No, they do they do no matter. No where you're fucking shooting
Perfect. Whoa, there you go. I'm exactly like catchers. You're gonna find some reason
Oh, you wanted so bad!
You wanted it so bad!
You got those ankles!
So bad!
Breaking them!
God damn!
Ah, I'm stuck!
Oh, damn!
I'm stuck for fuck's sake!
I got good dizzy.
53 seconds.
I lost my character.
Jesus Christ!
Guess what he's gonna fumble it on the ground when he hits the ground and give it to back to them because reasons
Let's go
Let's go. Your line was there bro. The entire line was
My god, that was insane sports games, man
No, I'm not the same and you did land on him. You saw that right that was crazy
Yeah, right back to
Wow.
Mellow.
What the fucking Jesus fucking fucker!
What the fucking fuckers!
Fuck.
Sorry.
You got 24 seconds.
You got 24 seconds to do something.
First down.
That's a fuck.
Whoa.
to get it out I know that was a tough one dude they're blitzing like fucking maniacs
bro I know like I couldn't get the ball off the last time
left left left left left
this is a good start first down first down first 13 seconds 13 seconds 13 seconds
and dude he's looking down let them fucking catch this
Oh my god, my heart, my heart, my heart!
Oh it's so high up, that is happening!
You go for three, you go for three.
Good stuff, that's fine.
Four seconds!
Watch it, watch it.
Beautiful, beautiful.
The story is accurate, baby.
Yeah, historically accurate.
They had us in the first half.
Yeah, it's in the first half.
Yeah, it's in the first half, boys.
All I need is that run back.
That's all I need.
Good games guys, good games.
That was good, I was solid.
All right, we're good.
Jeff Hostetler.
Spot Turner, Burner.
Hey, Titty.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yes, hi guys, I saw Titty.
See if we can actually do, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
We have Arcade and then Offshoots.
Controller, can we do the thing where it's like,
if you wanna aim?
That's an G-cast.
Is that, you have to hold on the N64?
You would have all known you would write well that's the switch but in Dreamcast
You would hold trigger and then you can hit a B or C without them knowing where you're going
Hmm, I don't think it's an M64. It's a blitz passing. Yeah, this one you just hit C
C left C up C right and it goes to your character. You don't have this is what the the chalice tell you
Yeah, that's what I'm saying
But we can't see those icons
No, when you do the play the play tells you which one is on the left which one's on the top which one's on the right
So you can turn the game, though.
Yeah, in that game, so you just don't know in the game.
Well, I mean, you just have to, like, hope that whoever's in the middle is up.
Right, because it's in the play.
Oh, gotcha.
Yeah.
Gotcha, I think I'll try that.
What? Yeah, like, Kenny was saying, if you're holding turbo, does it put the lights on on screen?
Oh, I have no idea.
Before it, you could actually get it to show up, and you could try it once.
Yeah, I don't know about that, though.
See his left stick guy up?
OK, so there you go.
Yeah.
It's like, at any point you can have three fielders, so left, up, right.
You're right, right.
Yeah, the player flashing is fine.
It's that, like, you have to aim in their direction with the C-sports or with the analogs.
That's what I was doing.
Shit.
Oh, it's down.
I'm doing the turbo.
I'm in the tournament.
Tournament mode.
The tournament mode.
Tournament.
The tournament?
Tournament.
we're in different colors now yeah we're we're awake you know
what's happening this is giving me some I'm still breathing I'm getting high
nine now yellow okay as a heads up all right
no you're red okay you're all red you're all red sir you're all red
so I'm gonna try the seasick let me try this trip let me see
Nobody wide open. What? Why open? What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh dude, we're not in the white jerseys anymore. So confusing.
He's aged and confused.
God damn, I should have jumped. Good stuff.
That was an illegal hit!
Beautiful.
Damn.
No.
The lock up at some point.
The C-Sticks is kind of weird.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like-
It's a little funny, huh?
Yeah.
What?
I don't know about that man. There was nothing. There was nobody
So many like I'm no fire. Maybe it's only offensive. No, it's defensive too. I should have been awful
Let's go that was solid
Holy shit knocked him down the other guy was right there pick it up that was solid
Left left okay
Did you just see some of the play they're instant. Yes, I'm actually
not too too fast too much. Yeah.
What character? What the fuck?
Now he just doesn't feel the ball. Now to too fast.
Now we're all too fast.
It's not even that guy to put a little effort in right?
Yeah.
That guy puts a fucking effort into it.
Oh shit.
All right.
You're gonna pay a lot.
Good sir.
How did you kiss?
Let's see.
I got you.
These guys are fucking.
These guys are white jerseys.
So confusing.
Where am I?
So confusing
Good stuff good stuff. I think I think I dove through his body
So professional
Get over here. Get over here. Get over here.
God damn it.
I'm going baby, I'm going baby, I'm going. I'm going baby.
Come on! Come on!
Ready? No, 7.4, Jesus.
Good stuff though. They saw him, they saw him.
Boring first half this year. Oh, dude. That name was a snooze fest
Oh my god,
jump you dick bitch.
As long as we get it, it could be fourth down,
it could be second down, whatever.
It doesn't matter as long as we get it.
Oh my god.
Whatever, doesn't matter as long as we get it.
I'm going forward, reel to the end.
This one through.
Got him, stop it, stop it.
I'm here for a watch.
Hurk, hurk, hurk.
Break his buck, break his buck.
I got you.
Yeah, oh god damn boy!
Oh no!
Uh, text me here.
Okay!
He's like, I'm goin' on, I'm goin' on.
He just ran in the right.
Protect me.
Turn, turn, turn. God damn it.
All right, we gotta, we gotta.
All of us are ready.
Nice, I think that was me.
That was me.
What the hell, he got his legs.
Whoa!
That went off.
Yeah, we got him off.
No offensive line.
No, no offensive line
Wow
They're a I say putt it just play just wow
God crazy
I wanted to try to get fire, but I'm like let's just let's just play it safe
three yards so far we did it
it's got a skull
I know I've done it everybody too
holy shit
oh god where'd he come from
Oh, no, I got a lot of Toriel over there.
How the hell?
Oh, I'm gonna play.
I guess.
In the back.
Nice.
all the defensive guys are standing right there that moment right through
holy shit just fucking trust them boys with other guys walk right in that
bitch every fucking way this big asshole get all these shit Jesus fight for
our lives they're fucking terrible these like every fucking uh Jesus Christ
Oh, okay.
Five seconds.
Oh, shit, five seconds.
Nice.
Yeah.
Oh, wow, okay.
Yeah.
Close enough.
They are.
Yes, they are.
Wow.
Close enough.
Oh, it got its legs, too.
I hope you if I got you buddy. It's all right
I hope you're second quarter helped you out the second quarter. It's not over the second quarter. I helped you out
You get the ball back so like it doesn't matter
Wow
He's my man. Don't touch him. There has to be fan art of that. Yeah. Kissing in the end zone.
Oh Jesus. It's like Top 9.
Yeah. Exactly.
Holy shit, okay, in the air
We got screwed so many times. I don't think that's a little yeah, there's like rubber banding in this game
I'm still in I'm dancing I'm dancing
Sorry, buddy. Sorry, I forgot your legs.
I forgot your head legs.
Oh, man, watch those legs.
Nice thing I like.
Thank you.
I like the biggest boy.
God, this guy, the extra big boy.
God, you thick boy.
That should have been there, please.
Stop it.
Don't get up, don't get up.
Jesus.
Let's go!
There's like a robot hand.
We got a robot hand game.
It's getting interesting.
fight it's like Mario Party I fucking hate this game this is a Mario Party of
sports games
I don't want you to do it all mother fucker
who the fuck are you oh my god let's go for that shit let's go first out
thanks game
No, not today.
Not today.
He's going that fucking deep.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, he's throwing up for earlier.
There you go.
Jump.
It was long time ago.
What?
It's controlled the jump.
Right?
You just did it automatically.
Good stuff.
There you go.
We're right there right there. Hell no. Hell no. Hell fucking no. There were two damn close.
Ugh. Someone's trying to win. It's four points to, dude, we're still losing. That's the, the
vision means that you just have to get one such down. Instead of ten points. This is a
I don't need a helmet.
Dude, that's it.
Just talking about the jump catch.
Here's a way to do it.
Oh, I kind of ran it in.
Mm-hm.
Fall into 15.
I saw you push that.
Whoa!
I saw you push him and humiliated him.
Let's go!
Woof!
Let's go!
How many more?
Fuck that guy!
How the fuck is it we just tackled there?
We tackled so many assholes.
We tackled everybody, but the fucking guy that needed to be tackled.
That was amazing.
Everybody got tackled except the guy.
Holy ass balls, dude.
All right.
There's still one score.
You can run all the way!
Oh, god.
That could have been way worse.
I'm like, I want to take a knee.
There's nothing you can do that on this one.
That makes it stuff good stuff.
This game says you're gonna play or not. I mean you just stand there and get tackled but you just go fumble
I fucking got his legs man. Oh my god, he's laced. Stay on the fucking ground!
Damn, I was pushing the fire with these guys. One yard. One yard at a time.
No, you're out of the time.
Oh my god, I didn't see that guy.
Oh, we're tied with the Superbowl here.
Come on
Max is smart. I have smart. I don't know
I'm a spicy car
Left left left
You know I hit left, and he went up the middle.
I even pressed left on the C5.
Off!
Okay, okay.
There's a lot of them in second one.
Lots of them.
A lot of them.
They wanted to hang out a lot.
The timeline has been correct. We fixed the timeline.
Move to Boston. Get out of here.
It's move to Boston. Go to Boston.
We can fix that.
Alright.
We can fix that.
Alright.
We can fix that.
Alright.
We can fix that.
Alright.
It was Dan Ross, let's go!
Man!
Dan Ross, baby!
Turkey, Dan Ross!
I know that guy. That's why I picked him.
Denny, definitely.
What do you get?
Latex. I got latex.
Was it latex?
Yeah.
I don't know what it was. He got something.
I was latex.
I was just pushing, bud.
Yeah, I'm sure you were.
Head to guard. That's Kenny's excuse, usually.
Good job!
What the fuck?
I want to re- I want to fucking watch what he plays!
Oh, come on!
What is that hitbox?
No fucking way!
Let's go!
There's that yellow guy way up there.
Let's go!
here we go, he went over there like Mario.
Like Mario, like Mario.
My god, here we go, did you see that block?
Beautiful.
Put it in there, put it in there.
We have a great, great, great.
I stopped on you, I stopped on you, I stopped.
Let's go.
What?
I just joked you.
No, baby.
What?
No!
Let's get it.
What?
I don't believe it, man.
All the turnovers, all the gimmies are crazy.
No!
Oh my god!
You literally look like you're planning, Chad.
Yeah.
Yes!
Hey!
No!
Let go!
No!
That was my those lines for your class.
All right.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Yeah.
You're asking.
Yeah.
This is kick this shit open.
All right.
Don't abort the game.
Whatever you do.
We were involved.
You're involved.
Yeah!
I got you!
No bowling!
Fuck you, bitch!
I want your baby!
How do we get it in a section?
Why, baby?
How?
Let's go!
Oh!
Get back here!
No!
Get back here!
What the fuck?
Get back here!
Oh, yeah!
Get back here!
Get off me, bitch, get off me, bitch, get off me, get off me!
No!
Oh, shit!
Let's go!
No fucking words.
Let's go!
No fucking words.
Let's go!
No fucking words.
I'm down.
God damn it!
I'm a player!
God darn it!
Oops, one one.
There you go.
Woo!
All right, run, run, run, run, run!
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Didn't bust that hundle.
No, yes!
Yes!
Yeah!
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
So don't bust fast.
Oh, boy.
I'm gonna step on the knee!
I'm running back.
Oh, no, this guy!
What?
Games.
That's a whirling, boys.
Crazy.
Games.
That's a whirling.
It's all I do.
It's all I felt it.
I'm like, this game's getting squirreling.
The turnovers are intense.
Oh, down, down.
Oh, my god, that guy.
This guy.
Yeah, baby!
You're over here!
Whoa!
Yo!
Whoa!
It's jelly!
Right, right, right, right, right.
There you go.
There's still a plate there.
There you go.
Nice.
Got it.
Good shit.
Special teams, yeah!
Yeah!
Don't let them get touched down.
Yeah, I'll let them get touched down.
Please, help me God!
Yeah, my hands hurt, dude. Holy sweet shit.
Okay, I'm fucking hurt.
Yeah, I'm down.
Fuck the fuck!
If you enjoyed this video or f-
I didn't enjoy that video at all. In fact, I really disliked it. I didn't enjoy that video. I deeply disliked it.
Well, it was terrible. I didn't enjoy shit.
Nothing actually.
Let me just see the visual upgrade on this really fast. Like I'm just gonna turn this on just to show you guys. Hold up.
There we go. I'm gonna turn you on. Okay, let's start kissing.
the base alright so here we go it's the same game right because it's the best
blitz but the visual upgrade is nuts
this is the premium blitz experience chat yeah look at look how much better
better this looks like that freaking N64.
Chris, where's Oakland?
The Raiders, they have great stats.
Contest, Oakland Raider, take on P, in the outflip pull.
Ooh, it hits, late hits.
Ooh, that's really good.
That's really good, that's really gonna help.
So clean.
2001 is best split to play on N64.
2001, you saying we should switch to 2001?
Nah, this one's the best, bro.
Jesus, it looks like we're 17 console generations ahead.
Like this is nuts, dude.
This is even the plays, holy shit, oh my god, you can flip plays.
This is insane.
Holy shit.
It's like we're in a look-
It's just a framerate, too.
The framerate, everything.
Jesus Christ, how do you even select?
Ah, there we go, oh yeah, it's the right button.
It's the right button, and you get to access to all the commands.
I wonder if it was R on this? I don't know, I wasn't really pressing R.
No, it's kind of hard to press R. Oh, shit.
I mean, yeah, I guess it's not that bad.
That's not good.
Yeah, this looks very nice.
This looks, uh, Chad, what do you think?
2000 or 2001?
I think, I think 2000 is the best one.
They came out so good.
What the hell is this guy?
What? I would have to hear a detailed explanation as to why 2001 is best.
Yeah, I don't even know what mechanically.
I think 2000 is universally known to be like the blitz game.
Jesus Christ.
That's what we need to do.
We need to do a wild ass passing
Those are mechanics of this shit, you know
2001 got round corners
Nobody wants to run corners. All right, here we go. Let's do all these controllers
FNAG
And angled there's that one. I got player one
Let's make sure we got the one extend. Don't thank you
Okay. Extendo Nintendo.
This one's also Extendo. It is.
Thank you, sir.
This one's Extendo. The new one's Extendo.
Extendo Nintendo. Over here.
Where's your coin?
Right here.
Where's your candy coin?
All right, here you go.
Here we go.
What are we going?
Flipping.
Re-roll.
Or just whatever you want.
Re-roll for teams.
For teams.
For squad.
All right, here you go, person.
You then me.
Tail, baby. Tail, baby.
tail baby tail baby you got it's Steve is head
he's at sevens roll so god and that was tails that works for me so so I'm
opposite of Steve so okay so then I guess we still have to go right yeah
that's how it works
Hey, let's go get him to sales.
All right, go.
Switch spots.
Let's get it.
All right.
Here we go.
Chad, you're getting too.
Let's go boys.
Oh, and it's Crispy.
It's bad.
Extra Crispy.
All right.
That's weird controller.
Yeah.
It's all tangled there too.
I don't know.
It's weird.
It's fang, fang tangled.
It's weird to me.
It's weird.
to me it is different but I mean we can blaze the other thing
that's all we want but we don't know the controls
I love the Dreamcast controller
you're stupid you're stupid home
stupid that there's no way
all right here we go let's let's see uh look up
beat my hands hard let's look at the control for babies
you play smash throws on it i can't control this
yeah but this is like a quarter length
Big.
Field effects.
Damn, the sound effects.
I don't know what that sounds like.
There's like snowflakes and rain and shit.
It must be.
Uh, yeah.
Putting the cable on the bottom of the controller was the worst idea.
No, it won't.
The Dreamcast is fine.
Chad, any idea what field effects are in this one?
Quarter length.
Make it big.
You're right, dear friend.
Each quarter is the full length of a game.
Each quarter is the full length of a game we just played.
Well, yeah, but we just play yeah, yeah, yeah a minute quarters bra. We're in it field effects. Yes. We did it
All right, here we go. Oh, we have the we have the roll for teams now. Oh
Yeah, who's got what team we're gonna find out
We can't choose now because we don't know what the stats are gonna be in 2000. It's big it
so
This is a full stream
I'm going to call heads for birds.
Oh, that's a bird.
Look at our birds.
Birds.
Birds, snow game.
Yes, snow game or fucking mud game.
OK, it'll be mud game would be interesting rain.
Oh, playing.
That's they got.
All right.
Torential
Okay, so you're the player for ice as
birds
Seattle oh your Seattle yeah, we're birds. Yeah, we chose birds fuck we are we are hurt
We literally have zero points on defense like this. This is the defense is right here
You guys are right through blood. So what a piece of shit?
Damn dude
On a dirt field
On a dirty ass field this guy is fast turbo running. Uh-huh. I believe you I believe
Wow, you can do it fast now. I can you like instant
It's not easy to be undue what Kenny does.
Insta reset, that's like it's made for this.
If it needs to be undue, Kenny's mistakes.
Damn, that's fast.
And he's not, there.
Meow!
It's not my fault.
Meow!
Damn lightning.
Got a billion stats and he's trying to cheat still.
It's not my fault.
What's big head phone?
It's not a game.
Chad, what's big head?
I'll take that.
Ooh, damn big head phone.
I'll take it.
I was just gonna make passing worse.
What do you mean?
They can't catch it with their faces. I'm the Patriots.
There you go. Yeah!
So this won't even matter. It doesn't even matter.
Okay, here we go. What kind of field effects? Dirty field.
I don't know. Oh my God, what's Turbo?
It said two player agreement when Steve entered tournament, but we didn't agree.
And then Kenny hit fast Turbo.
turbo. We'll see right now. We'll watch. Take a look.
That ain't not a turbo yet. I'll figure it out.
Oh my God. Turn it intake. That's what I thought.
That's what I thought. You shitty cheeser. You shitty cheeser.
What do you mean it didn't take? It is two player confirmed.
Listen to one guy. How do you know?
They said two player confirmed.
Two player agreement. It has to be two player.
You shitty cheeser.
Tournament mode happens so remember guys it's all M and then push up so that if we re-agree we're not worried about it
It's all M. Yeah, yeah, so it's just
Lightning we have to work together to stop Kenny
For the purity and sanctity of the sport and the respect
I think it's out. I think it's out.
Oh wow, so yeah, the letters, oh god. Who's doing that?
That's crazy. It's definitely out.
Dude, this is 60 frames. This is crazy.
Oh my god, my eyes.
Too much fidelity.
Yeah, right?
My eyes, they bleed when they twist them.
We're going to the big head.
Oh, that guy!
That guy!
One guy with a big ass head!
No! Wow!
It's very high up there!
It looks very high up there!
Alright, alright, alright.
That's the Eneka.
And if you want to switch the controls, it's hard to get the buttons.
Alright.
It's hard? Yeah, hard to see buttons.
The man was there, the man's was there, sapped, hitter's up, sudden.
Okay, we can't let them get it, because if they get it, you have to hold R, you have
to hold R if you want to, if you want to do the button passing, you have to change the
the control scheme.
Yeah!
No!
What the fuck?
Dude, that was amazing.
That's actually fucking the buttons.
Where's the gold?
There's your vision.
No!
Wow!
That shit.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
I see you.
Ah!
No!
No burning.
incident I don't even fucking believe that.
Oh shit.
There you go.
No!
Over you!
Pink!
Round on the tail!
Two of my guys.
Two of my guys got preoccupied.
Leave me alone.
Shame I had to switch my characters.
Yeah, he got stuck.
That's good.
I like that. I like it.
Oh, fucking shit.
Worth a nine.
Let's go.
Oh my god, really? Really?
Good shit, good shit.
See you on the next game.
Who taught shit?
Good!
Fire! Fire! Fire! It's a fire!
Fire?
Now we got fire!
Oh my god!
That was a panic!
Oh man, they're received
Yes, they got you got you got
Okay, big ass head
Big head ass
First I couldn't even do anything first. Oh Jesus Christ. I literally thought your defense was be shitting the fucking guys with insane
It literally landed on us. It literally landed on us. All right, cool game. Nice. That's good. That's good.
Oh my god. The shit simmons. Woo! The shit's unfurled. That was solid. All right.
What the fuck? The buttons are fast. Fuck outta here.
Can't even at least run.
No you don't. Oh, I was blocking.
La Jukes.
Get the big head. I'm running.
Nice.
La Jukla Crabra.
Okay.
Oh
Oh, it's fine good pass
let's go!
I'm dancing!
Nice!
Man, I should...
I jumped out...
Okay, okay, I fucked that up.
Let's go!
Okay, okay, I fucked that up.
Let's go!
Ah, headbutt!
Alright, as long as you're up.
No! No!
I'm coming to get that ball.
Bob all.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Listen, that shit worth a second.
Good shit, Kenny!
Oh, talking about bounce!
Bounce!
Ah, god damn it!
Yeah, big guy's here.
Got big ol' head!
Damn!
Got ball head!
Bounce!
Sucks!
No, I'm not.
I'm not missing it.
But he is now!
Big head!
Got a ball head!
Got a big head!
Here we go.
I can't see anything.
I protect.
Alright, alright.
Damn this fast.
What?
He just hit us with force, he's gunna be a rambarium.
Raaaarrr!
Dude!
Kills me.
He's up!
Get him!
Ahh, he's gonna pass that guy.
Well, he's gonna hit you.
Just have to 40 seconds.
Come on, since we're getting, yep, yep, yeehhhgh!
What's up, bro?!
Oh, my God!
We just lost the orange!
We just lost all that boy!
Yeah, we just lost the ball!
That's all of that!
You just lost the orange, no big deal, whatever.
Ah, let's.
Woof!
What?
Oh my god.
It.
You know, it was a recovered bubble.
Yeah.
Little shit, so it turned over.
Fuckin' leg.
Yeah, it turned over.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Ah!
Because it turned over.
Green.
Ooh.
Jesus, dude.
How'd they get in so fast?
You're just supposed to, what the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is happening?
Pure confusion.
You don't believe that, you know?
He's out of bounds.
Whatever.
He's getting insane.
He caught it out of bounds.
Okay.
Left.
Let me blister.
Shut up.
Almost out of the game is called place
Okay, let's go let's go all right all right
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah for that long
Oh, that's a bit!
Oh, that's quite a bit though.
That was crazy.
Right on that shit!
No!
Oh, fuck! Robbed! Robbed!
That was like a yard away.
Must have been.
Good run, good run.
That was a yard.
That's real football, boys.
One yard.
Wow, nice. He was on his ass.
Damn.
Fuck outta here.
Pavementism.
No way! No way!
Out of quarterback, out of way, out of defense.
Leave him alone!
My fingers are no my god
Yeah, I'm matching the fuck out of turbo dude. Yeah, GG see your fingers
Oh shit.
Get up.
Get that shit out of here.
Smash that.
Smash that shit.
I like Cussing.
Nope.
Oh.
Cussing.
Nope.
I'll look at you.
No.
That's what I did.
That's what it does.
You're in the red.
Fuck.
Hey.
Whatever, man.
All right, all right.
Go.
She's just in this.
Stand in there.
Get in there.
No, I'm not.
He's just standing there.
You guys are going for speed.
Of course he's behind himself.
What the fuck
He's hitting me do what it is hitting the fuck on me up there
okay okay all right all right that left
oh yeah
around on the fucking ground
we all fire we all fire sorry
Shrugged on a rock! What the fuck?
Good shit. Oh my god. Dancing. He's dancing. Ted, dancing. I'm on fire!
Shoelace tackle some fucking bullshit.
Hey, are you fucking shit here?
I'm lost, I'm on fire! The fire is black!
What the hell, bro? We're supposed to be plowing through you guys!
It's what fire does.
now okay you didn't catch it though
it's the roof bitches or the suggestion
my fire not get up that's the first oh I did we should be the first that's the
first here we go yes I'm more plowin like I do with your snow plowin
I
Shit oh shit I can you're a line
As well
Fucking sweet brain
Damn that one guy I say damn him
That's not what I wanted
Not what I wanted
I don't know if the game's at the chat side, but that's why I'm at the game this life. That's fine. All right, cool
That's why I'm just like whoa
It's all right. We're good. We're good. No biggie
Damn, oh, yeah, I think he's farther up
I don't know why the fuck he was out there.
What are they thinking?
What are you thinking, stupid asshole?
Tell me that.
Let's go! Let's go!
Beat us up, beat us up.
Fuck fuck, fuck fuck.
What? Yes, it's good!
Yeah!
It's good!
Any issues?
Any problems?
Sounds fine to me!
No, that's fine.
That's the game, right?
Okay, you ready?
Let's go.
No, that's fine.
That's fine.
Yeah, that was good.
Yeah, makes sense.
Makes sense.
Nice.
Oh my god, that was right up the line.
All right, we're tied up.
I broke his legs.
Break his legs.
Nice, nice.
Only block one guy at a time.
Yeah, he attacks me.
There we go.
Stop it.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, okay.
Oh my god, my fingers.
It all hurts.
Oh my god, my fingers.
This all hurts.
Yeah!
The back of my left pinky is going crazy right now.
I'm legit in pain.
Oh, sorry.
I gotta read it again.
You wanted this!
Take deep!
18 murders whatever
My toes sir my toes
This bitch that's green guy watch. Ah, yes, let's go. I'm gonna bring a guy big head Kenny. It's X
Oh my god!
You're in the red zone!
Ha!
You dancing. Get off me. I'm dancing. Let me dance.
Let me go!
Totally out of my mind. I'm getting stuck.
Abuterism! Abuterism!
Goofy ass sounds.
Oh, yeah.
I know you're ashamed for me.
Oh, my God.
I got back up in some alcove.
That was wild.
Oh, yeah.
All right, all right.
I get my enters. I want my heaters
Good shit. I flew it. That's shit. I got a big ol head
Yeah
Fucking shit
Welcome to football bitches, welcome to football.
Welcome to football bitches, I wanna hear nothing.
I don't wanna hear nothing.
Football bitches.
What the fuck?
Green, green, green.
So you said green but I made you kick off that girl green.
That's football.
No eyes, no ears, no foot, no ball, don't touch me.
I'm throwing motherfuckers through the goddamn ball, brah!
Brah!
Nice, nice.
Nice nice
You ate that motherfucker up bro, I had that belly
Oh so what a 30 point lead
Holy shit, come on
What a 30 point lead
Oh okay, I was doing myself over there, whatever
if
this
and
Watch this left, watch the left, yeah.
No you don't!
I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching.
What happened now?
I was like, what the fuck was that?
Ass!
Oh wait.
Aw fuck, I got scared, I got scared.
I got scared.
Wow, what the fuck?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what he's talking about.
He had in his head.
Absolute poor stick.
Fucking dick.
All right.
Rotating dick.
That's the game of death.
That's not, dammit!
right there Todd. Okay there we go. Smash your head. Alright we're getting there one
play. Every time we get touched on one play let's keep it going. Oh boy they can juke
the other little juke. Yeah the little juke. I saw that. You can do a little fancy juke.
Okay, okay, give me those the arts give me those the arts we like those
I'm not them guys twice die you even made me die you're on the floor
Good shit good shit
Let's go.
Okay.
Give me some yards.
Oh.
Whoa.
Throw the hole.
He knocked him on the ground.
I was like, why am I throwing?
Yeah.
I was like, why am I not throwing?
The motherfucker's on the ground.
Like, okay.
That was interesting.
Okay.
It's done.
It's tight.
It's all tight.
Wow.
It's all tight.
Push me.
I pushed him.
It's crazy.
I didn't go to you.
It's fine.
Good job.
Break his legs.
Nice a coup.
Yeah, is that a complete... yeah, yeah, faster, faster!
Did I knock that big stout dude over there?
Fuck, I'm gonna die!
I knew we wanted to pass and we didn't oh my god
let's go
you son of the bitches
oh my god oh oh dear oh boy all right all right all right oh no
God damn, that guy was right there.
Wasn't a legal hit.
Butterfingers!
Tom, how are you getting in that fast?
I'm special.
Jesus Christ!
All right, all right, Jesus dude like this fucking
make a mark by
Oh my God
protect me protect me
I want him to jump down
I want him to jump straight down
just straight down
I wouldn't lock down
Okay, fine
First one's there.
Hey, next, the turn!
That's my...
Ugh!
Hey, what's up?
Yellow!
Ah, it's not bad.
It's fine, it's fine.
You'll go much for my power!
Let's call...
Oh, fuck you, shit.
Give him out of like, give him up, up, up, give him up.
All right, here we go.
It begins!
Gotta get the fuck out of here.
Goddamn it!
I'm gonna give him a ball back.
Character's here.
Left, left, left.
Okay, away from the gutsy-call
Shit
AHHHHHH!
Hey, hey, listen, listen, listen.
Right there, there you go, there you go.
Fine.
Let's go. Jesus fucking fuckfuckers in there.
Six get out boys. Six get out boys.
One big crack.
Trying to switch. Won't let me switch.
Alright, next part.
Half time.
Might be in the 150 points this game.
Damn, switchin' fingers here.
Switchin' my fingers.
Take your time. Oh god, no time to take.
Okay.
Oh god, damn, no breaks!
Oh, what?
I tampered that motherfucker too!
What the fuck?
I think I pissed off most of the whole garbage fire ones.
You can try four times and did nothing for you every time.
Run Simmons.
Fly fools.
Shit.
Ow.
It's the owl.
No.
Whoa.
They're in the log.
Ugh.
Oh
Somebody caught it
Oh
Stop on here, no here watch your legs watch your legs watch your legs watch your legs
watch those legs controls
I was on the horse, man.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Let's go.
All right.
We're in this.
My fucking fingers.
Let's go.
Fuck.
My bad.
Fuck.
fuck my bad
sorry sorry sorry sorry
brrrrr
the defensive line of the seahawks
what the fuck
chat dude fingers dude fingers
fuck you
shuff
this sucks
yeah good one
yeah i gotta do the one
Yeah, they're really far back, so it's good, it's good.
Good!
No way to go!
Shit!
Good shit!
No way to go!
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Yeah, they have to throw it, they have to throw it.
Holy crap.
That's not a game.
No, it's not.
That's not a game.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Let's go.
You guys got to play.
You guys have to play.
Don't be stupid.
Alright, alright, alright.
I knew it.
There it is.
Let's go.
Oof!
Focus!
This is the one, this is the one.
Alright!
We're fighting, we're fighting.
Oh god, it's one touchdown difference right now.
What the fuck?
Fuck you!
Destroy this quarterback. I don't know how he got the ball off
Yeah
Coming there you go. Oh
He's gonna toss it
Fucking press him right, right, I'm using the right button
Every fucking thing I'm trying to do
Okay
No there
Shit sevens picking that one out
We want everybody's asking I got I got it. Well, that was a beautiful block dude. I got that guy
Yeah, it's from an around
Wow
That was awesome tipped into back to it. Yeah, that was awesome
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was on here.
I got it.
They rushed and crouched and I threw.
Fucking rush it boys
Yeah, I've been so fast and I felt blitz
Fuck that was a clean fucking pic this game
Wow, Bernie, holy shit
This bitch shit.
Let's go.
What a big shot.
Clash can ground it.
Oh my god.
Press it.
Let's go.
Just got to go.
Give me that gun.
That gun.
I got you.
Yeah, I got shit.
I'm not 40.
I got you.
Shit.
Get off me.
Anyone but the guy who went down the guy ahead of them!
Oh my god!
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
This is the play, this is the play.
Shit, fuck!
If you touch that, fuck!
No, I touched that!
Damn it!
Top of the four.
Good shit.
You're embolden, you play some.
You're a bully, who plays well?
Oh man, don't, don't assist him!
Nice! Got the dump shots!
Nice! Nice!
Oh well, that spins, double spins!
Oh, my sniff arm! I sniffed you!
I gave you my sniffy!
in the Harker Stiff. Oh, Jesus.
It's those good tracks.
This is too many guys. Too many guys on me.
It's a switch!
I thought you were talking smack. He caught it!
Where's my guy?
Hey, that switch.
That good thing it stuck. You have to switch him.
Yeah.
All of the 30
Let's go
Oh shit god damn it brother
They go all right all right
Ahhhh
God damn, okay, all right, all right
Ah, the fantasies
God damn it
First down on the fucking two
Fuck the fuck!
Fucking shit.
Fuck the fuck!
All right, all right.
Fuck, that's what I was doing.
Wow, that was through everything.
Wow him. Jesus Christ.
Ooh, I tipped it. Nice.
it nice
let's go fucking solid hit let's go all right fuck we need this we need this
yeah they're not gonna not gonna okay yeah two times I got tag team already out of
I know you got it. You got it. You got it.
That was focused.
What the fuck?
Okay, okay, fuck.
Gotta believe, gotta believe.
Wow, that's alright, that's alright, wrong guy, that's alright, here we go, here we go.
Get some good beat.
There you go, that's what I'm talking about, that's what I'm talking about, damn.
It's just like the Super Bowl, all the defenses taking over.
There you go, there you go, that's what I'm talking about, I'm a bitch.
Oh, yeah, yeah, we've got the form.
Let's go.
No, no, no.
I don't want to get too much.
All right, all right.
You suck, bitch.
What the fuck are you doing?
Catch the stick arm.
Thank you.
With a 69.
Stiff you.
Oh, my God.
This is a shitty play.
Three.
Oh, my God.
God's the shit he play
Jesus what fast was that I play the game
Oh
Fucking hands, dude
Oh my god solid that was solid. Oh my god
It literally passed it to him, so I mean
Are your legs okay bro? You are your legs? Did you watch your knees?
We're fighting for our lives!
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
We should be in OK, over there!
The shit's in it?
No way he got around that!
Ah! That was fucking bonkers!
Good shit, 7-2-1!
Huck it!
Yeah!
Fucking sack today!
Yeah!
Okay.
Oh, hey, listen, listen!
I'm running here, okay?
Nice.
Ah!
I passed! I literally passed!
Apparently you didn't.
Okay, that's all.
That's too slow, that's too slow.
Nice jump! Holy shit, that was close.
Jump, bitch, I can tell me gets.
Let's go!
Oh, I guess it's better that way.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
There's so much defense now.
There's so much fucking defense.
That tipped it.
Oh my God.
Shit!
Squeeze it around.
Oh my god, that's the wrong guy. Yeah, I saw you're going to
Good call, okay, that's good
He's gonna run out this bitch midway blitz
Why come
Shit!
Okay, here we come, I honestly passed him into the fucking right, and that guy's always
open.
We gotta stop that shit.
I don't know how he's getting away with that.
Oof!
Get it!
All the ground dead.
Nice!
All the ground dead
Nice every successful play they've had that pass it to the right every single
I knew where he was I knew where he was
Oh my god.
Fuck out of here.
Come on, board.
First turn, third turn.
Oh, yeah.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Yellow.
Lead fire.
Yellow.
Ah, one, twice, twice, twice.
hold it on to it no way damn I should put the heart on you you know that's our
bitch
it's it's in us
dude I'm switching my characters and minimum are actually switching that's
That's wild.
Left, left, left, left, left!
Good, good, good. That was good, that was good.
This is your brother in the fucks!
So aggressive!
Mother in the fucks!
Let's go! Let's go!
Oh man, I want to smack his face off.
Nice.
Good.
Second and goal.
What a shot.
We got it! We got it! We got it!
Fuckin' believe it. I don't fucking believe it.
Right, right, right, into that territory.
Fucking shit.
Ugh, Jesus!
I'll just be over here, don't worry about me.
I'm gonna touch that.
All right, man.
All right.
Covering, covering.
Wow.
What kind of block was that?
I got knocked on my ass.
My block.
Goddamn.
My block.
Was on the ground, bro.
Good shit.
You're still good.
You're still good, you're still good.
Damn, dude.
Damn, okay.
We need this.
Okay.
You got it?
I'll save you, please.
Give me this ball.
Give me this orange.
For shit!
Alright, alright, alright.
Stop.
This is tough.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Yep, I see it.
Get the fuck off me, bitch!
Shut the fuck up! Watch your legs! Watch your legs!
He did it! God damn it! He set her from behind us.
God damn it!
Okay, okay. Point of action backwards.
Good shit!
We in here! We in here!
All right, damn. Okay, let's go. All right, all right.
No.
Okay, that's back.
Okay.
Shhhhhh.
Oh Jesus.
What's the sound of that?
He's fucking running for it.
First down!
Alright, alright.
Oh, I knocked the shit out of your bitches!
Shit out your bitches!
Yes!
Oh, shit!
All right.
Pass the ball!
All right.
We're still in this.
Ah, too late.
Can't step out from behind.
Oh, shit.
I could have juked them I could have juked them
Let's go!
What's going on?
Let's go.
Yeah, yeah, fuck these guys.
Nope, nope, nope.
I'm a big boy too.
The gas boy.
The gas.
Here's the 25.
Interception, there's five of us down there!
You go to the further guy, god damn it.
I don't know what's playing.
OK, get your- get your-
Oh, shit.
No, not him! Not him! Not him!
Not him! Goddamn!
This is crucial.
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Alright, alright!
All right, all right, we got a game boys. We got a game
I want to run that shit
Okay, oh fuck
Interception
Come on game
Whoo! Take it!
You're just lucky at that point Max. That was downass.
Let's do a bit. I don't know how we didn't catch that, but okay cool. Let's do a bit.
I'm just going to walk this in now, so I'm celebrating.
What the fuck?
He's got
Good shit dumb shit shit
Not doing that
I got a big head!
God damn it!
Big old head!
I lost a 15!
Ahhhh!
Throw in the ball!
I'm still, I'm still, I'm still.
Got him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, alright, alright.
Alrighty.
So if you want to jump
Fire finally working!
Fire actually working!
I'm shot!
Fire is hot!
Let's go!
Oh!
Thanks, Fire!
Cool, cool, okay.
cool cool okay
fire fire work for half a fuck fire fire
good shit good shit good shit bullshit dude fire didn't mean dick for balls
good shit there's no way near preemptive strikes
21 seconds 21 seconds
I can just fucking legs. Watch out for fucking legs.
Oh, man.
They're going for it.
Fuck.
Oh, my God!
Fuck!
All right, all right, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
We have to get as far as we can and try to 3-point it.
This bitch was open. Okay. Yeah, you're open. Oh my god
One more right about the bottom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay
Green
Okay
All right, I think that's a good one, oh, shit.
Oh!
Yes!
Oh, that's a good one!
Yes!
Sports!
Let's go!
That's what I thought they were better.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big head!
BIG HEAD! BIG HEAD!
BIG HEAD!
BIG HEAD! BOY!
40 HOPS!
FORTS!
My fucking hands!
40 HOPS!
FORTS!
Oh my god!
1899!
1828!
1899!
Here I was born!
Oh shit!
My hand is numb!
Shit dude!
40 HOPS!
Oh shit!
I got a streak on my hand bro!
Dude this shit is crazy!
This shit got a streak on that shit!
Dude this streak has controller it fucking sucks!
Show the fingers shit!
I do a finger shot!
that dude fingers oh my god my god stressful bro what the fuck was that
game mistake close the entire time oh my god my fingers bro this is actually a
good one
I'm stressed out, man.
All right, let's take a break.
We're gonna break the next one.
And chase some shit.
My heart.
Yeah, sporty hoops.
My heart.
My god.
Sporty hoops.
I almost fucked up that kick, too.
But you were close enough?
Yeah, I almost fucked up that kick.
All right, shall we?
Be right back.
Ah.
Mm.
Weep.
No.
I'm gonna block it, block it.
What?
I'm here, man.
Did you see that?
That was me.
I got him!
Where did he come from?
That's who it is.
I got him!
He came from out of the bleach.
Yeah!
Don't ask the replay.
Where did he come from?
Watch this.
Where did he come from?
Let's watch the play.
Throw that screw right here.
Knock that guy down.
I was running up the whole time.
Where did he come from?
Where?
I'm not gonna do that.
Kenny.
No codes.
You don't even know how to input them.
Kenny, you don't even know.
See, NFL Blitz 2023 chat.
Play Las Vegas Raiders.
Like, what?
That's right.
We're actually updated.
The Simmons and the Stevens.
You guys are birds.
And me and Kenny are on the chief teams.
Okay.
All right, we skipped all the buttons.
Okay, okay.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Get this bitch!
Oh, he completely, he's on the block!
That was weird.
Yes!
What?
Yeah!
What?
There's my guy.
All right, that's one, that's one.
Woo!
Ah!
Okay, let's get him to break his legs.
Very good.
That's not pass.
Oh my god!
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Ah!
I want him to get me!
No!
You're on fire!
Oh my god!
We're on fire!
We're on a fire.
No, you just shoot at my fire.
What?
That fire was so ugly.
That was godlike.
Cover me! Cover me!
Yes!
Almost there!
I know you're dead.
Whoa!
Bring it around town!
What?
Yeah!
See that?
It's fucking me!
Oh my god!
I'm fucking an idiot!
Double PI both of them!
Oh shit!
It's not...
Oh, why did you push me?
What?
I know I'm trying to get some touchdowns.
Hey!
Wow!
What the fuck?
I'm gonna suck my dick.
Oh!
Hey!
Shit!
Hey!
Yeah!
Two plays, let's go.
No way!
Let's go!
Hey!
Yeah!
Okay.
That was a good play.
Yeah, that was a good play.
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
I didn't even spin it really what a rock this game.
Jump game.
Shit.
Wow.
You went through the dude.
Like this.
Hold on.
Come on.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
What the fuck, what the fucking fuck, how did I miss the QB?
Get this motherfucker!
Oh, oh, let's all shut the fuck up.
Yeah!
Shut the fuck up, Zeddy!
Yeah!
Shut the fuck up!
Where are you?
Oh my god!
You're fucked, bitch!
I gotta die!
Damn!
One more two?
Goddamn it!
He's the same as you are!
What the hell?
You don't have to resist!
Whoa!
What?
Shut the fuck up!
I don't care!
I'll take him!
Oh!
We go, there we go.
It's, oh wow, really?
Go Matt, go!
Let's go!
You know what it might do, Kenny?
Uh, to get rid of their fire.
Oh my god, there was so much delay, dude!
There was so much delay!
I need to recount this!
Beautiful.
What the fuck?
Oh, God.
Now they're gonna know I'm swing back.
Oh, God.
Now they can catch anything.
Fucking jump!
No!
Fucking way!
Here, let's go!
What the fuck?
I'm a fucking man!
Good shit.
Absolutely insane.
The fuck off me dumb bitch. Jesus, super off me dumb bitch.
The fuck off me. Jesus Christ.
That was good.
Oh, man.
You got it. You got it.
Fuck, they got him.
21 is on there.
The Chiefs win.
3 blitz balls.
We did it, Kenny.
We paid your refs.
27 returns you know, without any cheap code or enhancement codes
Simmons we won with those Eagles
We've won with those Eagles. I did it, bro. You know, I mean don't worry. Don't worry. You're on the other team you bitch
You shouldn't need to worry though
Yeah, it's so smooth.
Wow.
Such high fidelity.
There you go, that's good.
Yeah, yeah.
Press the button, bro.
Wow, that was you.
That was you.
Shit.
Dude, I'm red.
No, you're yellow.
No, I know that.
But when I tossed it to you, you were like out of breath.
But you caught it.
You did.
No, I didn't.
That was you.
What?
Oh, my God.
I was sitting in the corner.
I just moved I don't know it's going to run Steven
You broke okay, it was me
Beautiful beautiful max Wow
His little finger!
One little finger!
Tap-tap!
Shit!
Oh!
What angle is that?
He's pressed!
Somebody be pressed!
Let's go.
That bitch is open.
Let's go.
Ride a horsey, baby.
No, let's shit!
Oh!
Fine.
Fuck off, my boy.
What?
Too much hurtage.
Alright.
Agree, agree, agree.
Incredible.
Oh my god, you lucky bitch, small.
Oh, and no.
I'm right to horsey, baby.
No, that shit.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck, my boy.
What?
Too much hurtage.
Alright.
Agree, agree, agree.
Incredible.
Oh my god, you lucky fish, small, small?
Yeah!
What a dumb shit.
That's it, fluids in the sand.
What a dumb shit.
Fucking dumb ass!
Oh my god.
You just got to be lucky.
Dumb ass!
No!
Get it in!
Get it in, baby!
Yay!
Just slam him.
That's a game!
Wow.
Oh my god!
Get the fuck out of here!
She's gonna put her hand in her ass!
Oh my god! What the fuck are we?
Get the fuck out of here!
What the fuck are you?
What the fuck are we?
Yeah!
Look at you all!
Oh my god! What the fuck?
I literally hate you!
I fucking hate you!
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm gonna get him!
I got it back boys!
Run the safe spot!
One yard game!
Yeah!
69!
Oh jeez!
Damn, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to hit like five guys.
Yeah! Yeah!
Ah yeah!
Fuck yeah!
So good!
I'm so good on that one!
Fuck.
What?
go baby I definitely there yeah that's how it works holy what the fuck was that
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, where the fuck are the simmons?
Where the girl simmons?
Oh my god!
Yeah!
Protection!
What the-
Woohoo!
Between our hands?
Between your hands, y'all are going left all the fucking time.
What are you doing doing far zone in the fucking-
Don't worry about it!
No, I'm not!
No, bitch!
That's what I'm talking about!
Don't worry about it! I know what he's doing!
I know what he's doing!
Alright!
I know what he's doing!
Let's go! Let's fuck it, guys!
Let's run, bitch! Get going!
Let's keep going!
That's what I'm talking about!
Good shit!
Oh, shit!
It happened again!
It's not! It's not!
It happened again!
What?!
Oh my God!
That was so loud, Steve.
The mic definitely got beat there.
Deep Zone.
You fucking crazy.
Oh my God.
Yelp.
It's your lucky zone, huh?
What the fuck is even going on there, dude?
Deep Zone.
I'm further than four.
It's fine.
Deep Zone.
Deep Zone again!
Deep Zone!
What the fuck?
Deep Zone!
What the fuck?
Deep Zone!
I have time!
Team ZO!
I have time!
I have team ZO!
What the shit?
Here it is, this is the game.
Ow!
Yeah!
I'm unbelievable!
Team ZO won!
It's the right team!
The right team!
I'm unbelievable!
Yeah!
I'm unbelievable!
Team ZO, baby!
How?
Just...
Let's go!
Come on, boys!
Let's go!
Okay.
All right, all right, I have god damn.
Oh man, that could have been interesting.
That keeps on going.
That doesn't even stop there.
All right, let's switch over.
We got...
We have to try out Blitz the League.
Okay, I think it's a first time.
Yeah, first time.
First try.
Blitz the League.
Oh boy, I have no idea what the hell we're getting into, dude.
I have no idea.
It was like one of Midway's last games.
Before they died. Presumably it killed them.
I think it was the cause of their death.
It didn't help.
Booker team!
Chad, I was very upset about the Bad Bunny halftime show.
I was very upset because there was no Ric Flair or Booker T. in it.
Yeah, Ric Flair should have shown up.
Absolutely. He should have done Chamea.
Is he alive?
Yes.
Ric Flair lives.
Yeah.
Ric Flair lives.
They should have played Chamea and they should have had Booker T.
And they should have been at the fucking Super Bowl.
That might have been one of the best Super Bowl halftime shows I think I'd seen.
It was cool. What the crazy stuff was happening.
It was like a song. It felt like a celebration. Yeah.
It's a celebration.
All right, there's all we're getting into here, Chad.
There's blood on the floor.
It should have been Booker T and Ric Flair at the Super Bowl.
I would have been happy. I tweeted that out ages ago.
It's an EA game, so I'm assuming.
I'm assuming the music is going to give us chill.
Oh, we're there. Ric might be in the break.
So, Ric and Mark just looks like an EA game.
We even had two men passionately dancing with each other on national team training camp now hell no
Human players
We play football how many players this is so we too we can't even play for they can't even play for
We legit cannot even play for in this
Who?
That was me cuz you came
away team says look for player two
yeah
yeah wow they are not even
damn real teeth so the raiders
but that's it Dallas as a full player
any crusade there's literally no you can play this case
this is what we want we've never seen
Carolina Copperhead.
It's not even what we were counting.
But that said, he won Vegas Aces,
four player, the Minnesota Reapers.
He's watching two Red Hawks.
Seattle. New York Nightmare.
Who am I chatting?
San Diego Cyclo.
Orlando.
This is all Christmas Eve.
New York Nightmare.
Orlando Hurricanes.
Carolina Copperheads.
The Amelon regulars.
Regular.
They're gonna come around.
Oh, Danny.
Come on, excuse me.
Don't be dope.
If you made a Nevada, the Nevada Silverbacks.
I'm doing the Vegas Aces.
I would do the Nevada Silverbacks because east versus west.
Yeah, Nevada.
I'll do east for you, Simmons.
You take west.
So east all stars.
Do west all stars.
Do east.
New York Nightmare.
East.
Oh, man.
Come on.
Carolina.
Listen here.
Listen to the game like anything there's a two-tall status.
Hell, you going to I skipped it.
I skipped it.
We're going to press buttons and find out, bro.
All right.
Evade, power, catch and jump.
Where the hell is the row?
Pitch, Clash.
Unleashed.
Clash is like turbo.
bro what is even happening dirty what I didn't see a flow button why is her whole
ass hanging out this is something I don't do that look like a 90 year old granny in
her ass hanging out all we're playing the pro one no this is not the pro one
really oh wow wow so different to look at the numbers are so blurry
The button flop, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hit him, hit him after.
Uh, I don't think you'll understand.
Damn.
Go power.
Understand, understand.
The Titan slide slant.
This is regular, not, uh, genius.
No, this is, uh, it's a curse.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
You're going through that man, when I'm talking to the camera?
Oh my god!
No faster moving.
This is okay.
I'm just clicking buttons.
That's good so far.
You said it had facilities and shit?
No, X-rays.
Damn!
Shit!
Well the cool thing about this game is that you should play.
They overcomplicated the shit out of this is what it feels like it's not it's not even four player
I know I'm trying to figure out how the hell it even works
This is confusing
I think most football games oh, no get fun
Oh, he's gone.
Why is he so fast?
You have to dodge.
Right? Yeah.
I am already...
The fastest guy in the game is obviously like...
Yeah, how'd you feel that conversion, bro?
Well, he even needs those zero power.
That was good.
And right out of bounds, nice throw.
Oh, and he missed it.
And he's confused.
Well, god damn!
God!
No!
He created all the violence.
Oh, man, look at her hair.
What the fuck?
Oh, my god!
That chill.
This is so trashy.
Oh, my god.
You're going six feet down in the ground.
Yeah, looking like you said that.
We're going six feet down in the ground with James Brown.
Well, damn, this is amazing, I took it.
And I take it to town.
Look at that.
This guy's a natural.
Now I get to-
Oh, he peed on you!
He peed on you!
Let's go!
I just say that this guy is trashy.
Yes!
He peed on you, you stupid bitch!
How do you like that?
He peed on, man.
He peed on!
Very trashy.
Get peed on!
The disrespect, the disrespect, man he scooped it up, dude like the view makes it so hard
to see what's happening from like, oh yeah here we go, yeah but I saw him be on you so
that view was pretty good, you know, chill, chill, yeah, that view was perfect, great kick,
It's just shit.
Okay, okay, it was high stepping up.
Oh!
Okay, okay, we got some sauce.
We got some sauce.
I like it.
You came in late.
Oh!
Dude, this place looks like shit, bro.
Look at the fun triangles.
Octagon.
This sucks.
this sucks no okay there's also a fucking trash chat just chill okay oh
no one hits though i'm sad
it's like the whole point right lt and tackle
oh now you get like super attackers for that lt and tackle is a huge hit with with with
That's a huge hit!
LA, it's El Turgern, hey?
Yeah.
I don't think I have the juice for it.
Ah, you've been using your juice.
Fuck me.
That's a huge hit.
Worked down.
Uh-oh.
Uh, DMCA, GG, so you're a fuckin' bot there, buddy.
Yeah, I know.
Wow, this game does have the X-ray hits. Good luck us figuring it out.
See that? You go over there.
They hit LA match.
Yeah, LA.
They didn't do anything.
And then B juice.
And then B left trigger, bro.
Don't give you the controller.
So these girls are looking worse every single time we see them.
They're getting worse every time.
Karate getting worse every single time.
sometimes it was a kid that enjoyed this game a little too much
why does everyone look buff but mad scrawny?
yeah like the textures yeah like the textures are like fucking
I guarantee there's some like holy crap
this game is aging by the minute I'm good at this game
yeah it looks like they're melting right now
Who's Sam's?
Damn.
Dirty head.
Tim is a dirty boy.
Who's the next Xbox 360 game?
You guys forget what PS2 looked like.
You definitely did.
It looked like I looked into this.
We're eating popcorn.
Oh!
Oh, he was in his face.
You see that?
Okay, I think I understand what's happening.
Nope, I don't.
It's crazy how Dreamcast aged better.
It's crazy how Dreamcast looks better and aged better.
Wow!
Whoa, was that the hard hit?
I think that was, because that was nasty.
Oh, here we go.
You got some stubby arms.
Hey, they're friends now.
Actually, you see her?
Lady three.
Bro, can I just like, throw the fucking ball?
Why do I have fields, though?
Um.
Launches.
Nice animation.
Oh, I love me!
Right in there. Just go right inside of it.
Just go directly in.
Just completely hydrated.
Yeah, but they're targeting though, so it doesn't matter.
Nice camera angle.
My ass.
He's gone.
Just don't see it, man.
Oh, yeah, fuck.
Goddamn.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, drink it.
Yeah, he's drunk now.
Now he's actually drunk.
This is still Blitz.
Yeah.
Still Blitz.
Yeah, this is what Blitz eventually turned into.
This is what happens when you get out back to the studio.
What happens when you get out back to the studio?
Oh, and music.
I live it in there.
Nah.
Put them down.
Made by the guys.
Oh, same as got it now.
Great did
These are the guys that'll make that gem icon. Oh, they understand they don't give
Oh God these look like
Why don't I go down and I get different things
You look like brandies that like had way too much fuss and surgery.
Oh my God! I'm trying here.
Oh, you got juice back. No thing to do. Good play. You get juice back. You get boost power. You got boost back.
Uh oh.
Come on, he's going to talk trash, get out of the finish.
There he goes, the best interference.
I'm sorry, right?
Yeah, look at that guy.
Make him push, man.
He's gonna know.
That was that picture, leaders.
What was that picture?
Oh, no.
God.
This bitch is dead.
I'd rather just look at the full ball players.
This game is trashy, dude.
I'd rather just look at the full ball players at this point.
This shit is legit trashy.
That is pretty nice.
These are like the Metamucle cheerleaders.
Oh, shit.
Are the mad guys like that?
Hell, yeah, Morphe.
I'm really shocked.
I've been waiting out of business.
Huh.
I
Just want this one poorly
There's a second one
They made NFL blitz the league to there's a sequel to this chat. Wow
trailer park league
How do you make this game more sexy like me gonna see little more news
League 2 is slightly better. Ever so slightly. You know what that means Jack? This game was
successful. That's why they made a second one. Oh god. You know why? You know what's
that's the real question. That's a good question.
League two has four play.
Oh.
5 seconds.
Dude, the log.
That was the longest tackle.
It feels so like unimpactful.
It feels so flat, dude.
It makes me realize why NFL Blitz is good.
He's coming off of all these other football games.
his other football games suck.
There's nothing to fucking up now.
Maybe trying to me.
Yeah, get fucked.
Worth kick ever.
Just go Wells.
So no, half a button still.
Well, you know what?
You make a blitz and then all the names are the names from the Keenan Peel show.
The most is Plasquez.
Oh, yeah.
We make our own blitz.
Yeah.
All the memes are the fucking memes.
That's fucking hilarious.
Keenan Peel.
Hell yeah.
The maskediest, blaskiest.
Dude, you're in unleash mode because you're, wow, you're about to unleash, bro.
I mean, look at these chillers.
I'm about to unleash too.
Look at this.
Yeah.
See that?
Oh, oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
That's my eye.
Look at it like those sad, like, winter robots.
Oh, man.
Now that's what it looks like.
How do you unleash?
Oh, he's so weak.
Look at this guy.
He's like, damn, I think those cheerleaders be hotter.
You have to go to the cheerleader to unleash.
Wow.
I can unleash.
I can unleash something.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna need you to see you unleash.
B plus? Yeah, yeah, how does he unleash?
Oh, no, damn, he's like a sweetheart. He likes you.
Damn, he's not a professional. You have the, you have the nerve to call yourself a professional.
You had no professional. Damn, he got him.
I'm trying to be a professional, I don't know, trying to unleash here, I don't know, damn.
You're always there, Max, just keep going.
I'm trying.
Yeah.
You know what's kind of like this way better, straight.
Yeah, it felt straight there.
You know what's better than 2K on Dreamcast?
I'm not sure what's going on here.
It's hard to tell actually.
It's hard to tell if we're in this game or not.
Yeah, you're a boy from doing it.
Oh, high stepper.
Unleashed injury.
Oh, damn.
Juice him.
Oh
Here we go
That was so fucking ass
Clean it up. Clean it up.
Clean it up.
This was when they didn't allow late hits anymore, dude.
Wow.
There's just a good note. This is not an NFL game.
They traded late hits.
But they don't even have late hits. It's weird.
It's like any form of football that cannot have late hits anymore.
Our football game, well, they're elected to the studio.
We didn't test well.
You know what, that's the guy on the cheerleaders.
Yeah, that's what I like.
Yeah, it's just, well, that's so fucking useless, something like, oh, you're getting a leash.
So you bring somebody's ACL.
Cool.
So then he gets juice the end like what was the point there's probably a limited number of juices
Or a limited number of unleashes to
Shade
So that's yeah late hidden
I bet this game has a dope soundtrack, chat.
There we go.
Oh, nice.
Oh, you tried to unleash.
Stop unleashing.
No.
Let's go.
Wow, that damn 3rd quarter, Alice, yeah, hopefully get to see more cheerleaders after
this.
Yep, yeah, yeah, there you go, yep, just fucking, you're in a great, oh god, that's awful.
the way.
Why you got a great kick.
No control.
No, no, no, but it was a great
kick.
No, you got it.
No, no, it was solid, bro.
You got it.
That was a great kick.
What are you doing?
Oh, wait.
Bulls.
Pain has arrived.
The pain train has arrived. Okay.
Yes.
Who's this guy?
The person that goes to the ball?
I didn't even want you guys to play this. This shit sucks.
I don't want to play.
Alcatel is not taking the only 2v2.
I'll let you guys play after if you want.
No, no, no, no.
It sucks.
You guys watch fucking Kim Rock do 12 tributes to Charlie Kirk.
You don't fucking play this game.
Alright, let's not say anything to him.
That's true. That's true.
Man, that does not get too crazy.
That was pretty creepy.
So I said the story mode is better. Yeah, that's what we need to do.
We need to play story mode. We need to play story mode at this.
Dirty hit to brawl.
Get the dirty hit to brawl.
I guess.
What'd he say?
He said we gotta turn on the valve to eat.
Oh, shit, oh shit, oh
You can't have it you stupid bitch damn
Okay, they turned up the trash talk in this game, and it's not working
I just passed a fucking D.
Woof.
Yeah, there's no-ish!
There's no impact on the fucking hits.
The guys just land softly.
They're like, uh...
But after this, you get your-
Here, ACL porn.
To plot!
I think the camera angle also sucks.
They seem like they're like running up in their ass.
It's just straight up bad.
Whoa, what kind of throw was that?
Oh, no.
Did I throw this guy?
Dude, I like exited throw mode.
I couldn't throw it.
You ran away?
Yeah.
Is it a mode?
I don't know.
Buttons went away.
The buttons went away.
What the fuck?
I cannot throw anymore, even though I'm still
behind the line of streamage.
Ah, Cobra, you're right.
The colors are not good, too.
The colors look muted.
Yeah, well, as was the style.
As was the style of the time.
Oh, really?
He said, oh, damn.
Well, early midway games had really muted colors.
Jeez.
X, I love it.
But goddamn, it's the most muted colors of all time.
X?
Mortal Kombat.
Ah, OK.
Mental Kombat.
Yeah, like, it's the.
Yeah, it was going for the greeter look.
Yeah, but it was the top.
Molina was pink, but that wasn't even pink.
That was just like, ooh.
Oh, shit.
3D 360 era of brown and gray.
All of you.
I thought that was like PS3.
Same era.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, MK9 had vibrant colors.
Like the characters, like, popped, you know.
What the fuck is going on?
I don't understand, dude.
Counter is a fumble.
A lot of people saying second league is way better.
Oh!
You can see for impressed.
Yeah, that was pretty sick.
Damn, late hits.
Hang on, man.
This shit sucks.
Worth it.
Man, wow.
It's crazy about the simplicity.
But I want a boss.
I want a boss.
The simplicity of this regular blitz is so much better.
It's so amazing.
Yeah, it looks your ass.
Ooh, whatever.
I guess.
Yeah.
That's what made NBA Jam good.
I got to look at the blitz good.
I got to look at the absolute worst fucking female character models in human history.
Back for one minute.
And they were gyrating some of this.
This is wild.
They were gyrating.
We're going to have like, you know, like the 2026, like, and like this part is not going
to be the same.
Is there a way to delete?
It's how to just delete things.
Is there a way to delete an online game like that?
Well.
It's on a Steam store.
Well, I was going to check this out because we have, you know, you guys can try this one.
I got this for you two, technically.
Steve, grab the second player controller,
grab your balls, this is right here, sure.
After this, I need to go to some place
where I can be alone with my thoughts
and I'm near no one.
So I'm gonna go watch some movie.
Try this, Kenny.
I'm just gonna go someplace where I can be by myself,
no one around.
Injustice female character model or redeemed.
Oh, damn!
Who said that?
They just didn't see little models redeemed. That's crazy. Hey listen man, they tried, okay? And it got better in part two
We're listening to Tecmo Bowl remake, which is no longer available. Yeah, but they got shit like early on which was good
in a way because they're like, all right, all right
They want us to they want to go local
beautify the local grills, whatever Tecmo All Stars. Let's go
Play All Stars match with the best players. Yeah
Yeah, do that.
Yes!
Kitty, kitty!
What's the fuck?
Kitty!
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not if you're both?
Yes!
There you go.
Let's see some more stars.
Yeah, me and Max did that.
I like how mine's working.
I ate a joint.
Yeah.
What'd you do?
I ate a piece of mine.
I'll get a create profile.
And just make it do hard drive.
Player two, yeah, start.
start yeah just make it to like anything yeah there you go done they made this
easier in future generations there you go hey
crusade join we're helping ten three teams cool that's the other stars like
that's two teams snowy let's go snowy snowy different let's see how this is
Chad I'm no look I can't be any worse than what we just saw oh those eyes
eyes those eyes all right pretty bad here we go no it's looking pretty bad
return all right you know I'm really disappointed this being a techno game
Although you know this is kind of I think what we're talking about are there something from the same
Or whatever
Oh, they really try to remaster
You gotta do better than this. They really try to remaster techno ball. That's nuts
Wow, they kind of plays like it obviously does wow look at this crazy super remastered. Oh, okay, what are these plays?
Um, sure.
Some of the chat is like, I don't understand.
Where's the pins?
Tecmo Bowl.
Somebody remastered the audio, too.
Too slow.
That's not bad.
It's just the same here.
I think there's a way for you to play the classic version of the game as well in here.
Probably.
I
Didn't the original tech bubble have only the teams kind of it had cities and they won't whoa color coded a bit
Okay, yeah, what oh my god
Cancel
I push my button
What the fuck
in here. What? Oh, we'll go! Oh, shit! Hey! This is crazy. This is a bit different than
the NES version. Yeah. Maybe there was like a, um, maybe there was a arcade version. There
were multiple NES and SNES versions of this game. Really? Okay. Yeah, Tecmo Bowl is the
the only one I remember.
But yeah, the OG one, they didn't have team names.
They just said LA, and LA was great.
Yes, because it's greater.
Was it like Bo Jackson in it or some shit?
Bo Jackson was in it.
Yeah, I was about to say.
He was the god character in that game.
Bo had the best stats.
Or just that character.
He just was better than everyone else.
This is Bo Jackson.
Yeah, Bo knows.
Oh, no.
Yeah, but that isn't the I mean you make blitz and they have to look like they have to they
have to look like late 90s CG renders like Super Sheen, you know, like everyone has chiseled
jaws.
You want them to look like penny and three boxes like they need they need to look like
K.I. renders.
But I got even K.I. one.
90%.
Cancel on the bottom.
That's how you make a blitz and everyone's got basic proportions.
Everyone needs to look like the blitz guy on the cover that does this.
Everyone's got to look like that, dude.
Oh, god, sorry.
Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
This ain't hit this much, man.
He's hit.
He's done it.
Yeah.
He's definitely not hitting.
It's probably better than that last game.
Damn.
Ah, man.
Comparatively speaking, that's one of those chillers.
Damn.
Good throw.
That guy's throwing so fast.
Oh, my god.
Wow.
I'm trying to hit turbo, but I'm fucking sick.
Changing the signal.
Going back to the 80s.
Oh, man.
He ran so fast, he went back to the 80s.
I do appreciate the rock music when the play is going.
That's kind of a neat feature.
Yeah, because Blitz is so, like, audio-less.
It'd be nicer if it was, like, dynamic music,
where it's a little, like, slower tempo of the same song.
Exactly!
You know, the build up.
Yeah, and then when, like, they'd say,
hype, then it kicks in the high gear.
Incomplete!
Incomplete.
Tom Platt, can I remind you of that fuckin' Matrix where the trackrunner ran so fast he broke the Matrix?
Mm-hmm.
I remember that was the best one.
Did he stop throw and he stopped and he fell?
The throw attempt was there.
He stopped and then it-
No, fuck all that.
Throw attempt was made.
So, in sort of other news, I was like looking into it and it's really cool.
You probably, I don't know if you know this, but GTA 3 was originally being made for the
Dreamcast.
Right.
I know, I saw the GTA 3 port of Dreamcast.
Yeah.
You know, Vice City's also ported now.
Really?
Yeah.
They're in the midst of this.
If it's running really well, actually, you can get a version of Vice City on Dreamcast,
right?
Oh yeah, I saw that.
That's crazy.
And I was like, this actually, and it actually runs pretty well, because the game was built
with the Dreamcast in mind. Three in the sense Vice City was based off of three.
How funny. Yeah.
Hey, cut the beat.
Damn, nothing's as good as Blitz, right?
Is this wild? Nothing is as good as Blitz.
That's what's crazy.
Yeah, there were a couple like there were a number of of like kind of really
cheap uh like remake games like this and like there was like a 2.5g bonk and
there was like some there was like in remade 1942 yeah like a blastor master
yeah I think at some point a lot of these games are just lost on Xbox 360 now
yeah oh you know also got the X-Men arcade game yeah I don't even know if it's
four players but it might be it is the here's okay I'm gonna be I'm gonna
piss everyone off the problem with the X-Men arcade game is you realize when
you're sitting in like a home and with infinite quarters you realize kind of
like how it's okay it's okay it was scary by its visuals right and being just
fucking loud yeah and you're in the arcade you know all that and like you
playing at home and it's like yeah it's fine there's there's literally
I think I get first down no shit
I was right there I kind of feel like X-Men arcade and Simpsons arcade are
like you kind of had to be there yeah NBA Jam 1360 was horrible do you mean the
one with like, I think we played that one. We did.
Check out the Republicans. I don't know what to do now. I'll just catch it.
Yeah! That looked better than the other one.
It had four seconds of screen time. That one was okay. Okay, what the fuck do I do?
Okay, I just pushed all the buttons and nothing happened, cool.
I feel like it's kind of like if you didn't play a lot of Final Fight or didn't play Final
Fight growing up, play Final Fight 1 down, you're like, eh, it's just like a less good
Streets of Rage.
So it kind of was like, okay, you had to be there.
Sorry, Matt.
Yo!
Yeah, one specific by talking about it, I don't know if it's about the others, but there's
definitely like a lot of, if you didn't play Final Fight and you go back to play it now
for the first time on console or on PC, it's okay, it's okay.
I have the double impact on here too, where it's like you can see that it's like, yeah,
That's fun.
Yeah, nothing from NBA Jam is going to beat NBA Hangtime, dude.
Like, Hangtime is always going to be the best, NFL Blitz 2000 is always going to be the
best.
Goateein!
Oh, Battlestick, Battlestick, it's okay.
not like god dear it's good slam him like it's damn it's better than blitz
I'm into it.
Where's the popcorn?
Did you bitches eat it all?
Nooo.
No.
What is it?
Bitches ate all of it.
What is that?
I just want to hear him say it.
What?
What she talked to you pointed back in the justice we should talk. Yeah, I don't see shit
What's that clearly is
There's a ball Steve has a ball. Yes, well, there's a lot of butter on this block. Yeah, that's why I stopped eating
Holy moly a little bit that's intense
You just start eating California Max.
It's like cheese on it.
There's so much.
Why did he not pass it to them?
So much butter.
I don't know how to do.
I've been struggling, dude.
It's passed it to the second person.
A lot of butter.
It's like nuclear.
It's glowing.
It's like cheese.
Can I have some popcorn with my cheese?
It's nasty.
Can I have some popcorn with my butter?
You walk by Disneyland and you walk in front of like a popcorn cart and you get like the
most overpowering butter.
smells incredible does it cuz like it can get too it can get way too much
sometimes it is intense the popper doesn't smell like that yeah there's like
every time there's a couple popper carts I want to know oh my god it's so and it's
so I mean it's like the popper bags empty that's crazy yeah okay
Yeah, it's like it goes like oh cool butter popcorn. That's like it gets like super intense really quick and you're like
Oh my god. This is like too much. I actually like that smell but over overtly
The popcorn doesn't actually smell like that when you get bullshit. No you get you get the popcorn. It's just like it's
Yeah, brightly buttered. It tastes trashy. It tastes like this isn't real food
it. All right, we don't have to keep lying this. This is awful. This is awful. We're
in this. It's bad. Do you want to try anything else on the Xbox 360 while we're still here?
Do they do was there a NBA Street or NFL Street? Not on 360. No. Here. NFL Street was
not here. You guys can do that. You can do that. What's the streets chat? Tell them now
before they move on. Play the game of the city, the really city blitz game. You guys
play a game of the other shitty blitz game. Oh no. But it's playable at least. Oh no.
Yeah. That's NBA. That's NBA guys. We need NFL. This is sports chat. Come on. There
is no NFL Street on 360 chat. We're not in this conversation. Like time has lost to
you between these two gyms. Oh let's go. Fuck yeah bro. Yeah but it's basketball. We're
a football night I know I'm sad I'm just saying and look at these dope-ass fucking NBA games
oh man what's that's under what's this lots there's no NFL so oh it's actually it is xpli
oh it's xpli yeah
Curtis well specifically xpli try this one this one's actually play of what
what we should get in we should play we should play the ultimate NFL football
game smash brothers
football yeah smashy smashy you guys are probably definitely gonna want to go
turn the audio off on this oh that's right one of those what's an EA game from
So just turn it up turn it up
Well, they got the boys and I think I need to sign into her. Yeah
Whoever's player one just do the usual. Oh, I just I just push on them. So there we go
All right
Sound too long
No, I think it's okay. Yeah, so
I'll think it's okay, it's okay.
They don't even have audio options.
You notice that?
It's inside, you can listen to that, about a what?
I know.
It's battles.
I don't know.
It's a four player.
It's four player, boys.
Get your controllers, let's go.
Oh, my goodness.
The fourth player, boy.
Yeah.
All right.
You got to flip that flippity flip.
Flipity flip.
Flip flippity flip.
Come on, man.
Flip flippity flip.
It's probably exciting to be out.
She's got my coin still.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to keep it.
It's my point.
Yeah.
Oh, I need that.
I know, man.
I'm taking it.
Yeah.
It's my fucking court now, bitch.
Here we go.
We're running it in now.
Also, head sales.
Oh, we don't have to go to the reserve.
Whatever.
This is the shittiest foot scam.
Where's the next one?
Okay, Steve.
Okay, Steve's a head Simmons.
What?
Fool?
What are we doing for what?
Who's team is gonna be on?
You gonna be on my team?
You gonna be on this?
This is the worst place.
Oh, wow.
Oh, there it is.
There you go.
Let's go.
This is literally the last three minutes.
Okay, man.
That's literally the last three minutes.
A lot of her.
What?
He had head and eye and tails.
Oh, okay.
Are you sure he had heads?
Yes, he said heads.
I'll tell us heads. Yeah, let's go.
Okay. All right.
Ready?
All right.
You want to flip and see what team you want to be here?
It doesn't matter.
I don't want to talk to this all the time.
Sorry.
All right now.
OK.
Me, you, B1, and 2, Steve?
Yeah.
OK.
So I selected?
I don't want to be the chief.
We definitely do not want that.
Why don't we choose another team?
You got to go up or down.
There you go.
All right.
There we go.
All right.
And he's like, well, I keep going.
All right, I'm just going to keep saying, all right.
The second one you got the teams in.
Oh, shit.
I don't even know if I can go in.
They're looking like they changed all of them.
They're crazy.
I'm a snackie.
This looks good.
It looks good.
Get ready.
I can't wait to see the cheerleaders for it.
They're bad at it.
No personality at all.
OK, dude.
Try, dude.
Do the code.
Black and red ball, beach ball, blitz team ball,
Lissy ball, Lissy ball, Lissy ball, something stadium.
Hey, real people, I'm shocked.
What did you use real fast?
They're just much higher than the other.
Dude, the belts, they're actual blitz cheerleaders.
That's wild.
But they're AI.
Okay, you got it.
That's true, that's true.
Here in Seattle.
Hi, everybody, and welcome to NFL Play.
Damn, slammed it down.
Okay, okay, this is-
We've never played this game before, Max.
Go check the taste, Max, we've never played it.
Is that like a little glasses on his thing?
Huh?
What?
This is highly anticipated.
Yeah, I've got a big-ass head.
That's gonna be a great day of play.
Look at me, I've got a big head.
Okay, stuff.
Okay.
Turn right.
I'll switch.
Skate on.
Okay, right side.
This miss.
Okay, this miss.
Okay.
I guys wait there too. Okay
Shit I didn't see a late hit there. I didn't see options for late hits. I was very disappointing. Yep dismiss
Please are still the same
Yeah
Do I
Oh, okay, okay, so there it is
That's it. Okay, push, R2. Okay, I'm shooting tackle player, change player.
Oh, I don't feel like I'm moving.
Dude, they run out of bounds? Wow. You ran out of bounds. I mean,
after the ball catch, it doesn't happen in the other one as much. All right, flip. Ooh.
How come I can't move? Oh, wow.
Oh, okay.
No late hits, dude.
I'm about to throw this whole fucking thing away.
Isn't it bullshit?
Unbelievable.
What is wrong?
Like, they really don't, like, they hated it.
That was, that was Roger Goodell.
That was the NFL owner.
He was like, absolutely not.
Oh, I forgot to dive.
Whoa, that slowed down.
Oh, that felt good.
That felt real good.
I'm gonna hide.
Yeah, I don't know which one I am. See that? Nah, I'm tricking you.
All right, we're still doing our old school plays. Oh, it's tough. Yeah, you can't, there's no way it's dude.
Help, help. Not blitz. At least that problem's tough.
Okay, so terrible. Okay, you know, spin, then riff right.
Like they tried as much as they could to make it like fuel or sound like a blitz game
But damn, they're definitely looses it dude a blitz game without like
Clay's tackles. Yeah, it's like tackles and late hits. It's like
Like you're like just forget it. You're ruining the meta of this. Let's just forget it
I
Motherfuckers running at me in 90 miles an hour I was not gonna do a lot
That's true
Jesus Christ, bro
I took nine out on the play.
What's the sound side?
You can shake that jack off and get back on the horse.
Ooh.
He got it.
What's that?
Sorry, sorry.
I got a big hit.
Boosh.
All right.
It's X.
Okay.
Those are backwards.
What's the game?
X. Okay.
Those are backwards.
Oh my god, throw it!
But he was actually over the line screen, so yeah.
Oh my god, I want to run.
I want to run so bad.
I want to get away.
Yeah, the speed and just like the cursor's standing there like idle animation after every play.
Oh, well, yeah, I wanted to go there. I definitely did. Yeah, that was a great pass.
Yeah, no shit stupid line.
Low, low, low, low!
That was wild, I think.
You think I wasn't trying to throw it here?
You think this control is like the normal Blitz here, right? You think I wasn't going for you?
Watch for the trick play here on fourth down. Oh, that's true
Fuck off me dummy
I'm literally pushing up and and be in the characters. I guess don't this guy. All right
Oops
What what why would you why would you do that right?
Okay, I'm sorry. What? Wow pretty good.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, the robot. All right, guys, you're the dolphin. Yeah, look at this.
Oh, no, watch it. He's dancing. He took away the dancing.
Let's get the two started.
Let's get the dancer.
How about he goes, and he brings that one all the way back to the 31-yard mark.
What did the characters say?
I'm going to take your bowler.
Like, they don't even do that.
Like, they make all the funny noises and stuff.
Why?
There's nothing to shit.
Come on, guys.
This is a video game.
Do video game stuff.
What's all the things that made Blitz good?
Right?
Like, all the stuff.
Like, I think I'll be able to realize the thing I told you.
No.
We just know.
We figured it out, Max.
Right now, like you wouldn't say a thing.
What the fuck?
You brought it in, brought it in.
Trying to throw it far.
I got a big head.
I got a big ass head.
I'm gonna shake it off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I'm gonna do this top.
See the top right there?
That's pretty sick.
You can't see that?
No, that was good.
Yeah, yeah, that was pretty sick.
Ooh.
First and goal in the red zone, Tim.
This is where you gotta make it happen.
That's true.
Yeah, he's not wrong.
I'm throwing brawl. I'm actually throwing dude like they care. Is there jump is there no jumping anymore?
Oh, okay, stay. That was another thing. I just wanted to learn.
The character cannot throw the ball for hours to do the animation to throw
We can hear that up here.
Yeah, let's shut the fuck up.
Well, I'm sure fire here is really bad.
We're just rooting on that.
I'm the 49er.
Let's go.
Oh, my god.
You got it?
That ought to put on that ball, Tim.
We got it.
I got it.
Certainly did do it.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, right.
That's my character.
Get off him!
Look!
They're fireworks, except for them.
Yeah.
Yeah, look at that crowd.
Damn, knock me the fuck out.
16 yards there.
By every man.
He's doing the chicken dance.
Like it's an attempt but it's just Blitz without soul.
Pretty much.
I don't know.
It's like they're banking on the title of Blitz so people get excited and then they play
and they're like, oh.
I mean it has all the Blitz-isms.
It's got fire.
It's got, you know, the plays.
It's got fire.
It's like oh they had all these rules from the NFL about late hits and all those shits
They're like well fucking rules. We can't I guess
At this point they should just start making fake teams so they can do it
We're gonna call my team the speed and just like snap the snappiness the fastness and the hits the hits are soft
It's not like it's yeah, the hits are also like lame. Yeah, they're like it's like something you realize where
Blitz was special man.
Sometimes not having like really detailed animations and just having to go in between.
Right. Now you're gonna feel how I feel Ken.
Your brain's filled in for like...
Good luck passing me when I'm open.
I'm open. Guess what? You can't even do a shit.
Now I say you threw it to the wrong guy.
There you go. Now you know how I feel.
I was trying to throw it to you multiple times.
Diet blitz, yes.
Yeah, right.
This is T-Mobile blitz.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, it's time to play.
It's time to stop.
For the taste of it, diet blitz.
I give it to you.
Okay!
We're blitzing!
Blitzing.
Let's let's check you can't see now
God they do on our past everybody
The water late hit I want to late hit
Two guys on the right here, I need help. Oh god three guys on the right
I
Know they also don't do it like the sound effects the
Like a big sounds when the ball slaps into the hands and shit like none of that
No, I guess that's that professional best. Yeah, no, no that big arcadey sound easy professional
What do you want the seven
Take fire at least works at this game
But that one
How'd you pass it to me?
You're an incomplete
and the firecrackers.
Yeah, none of the sounds.
Shit, you know, the shit.
Like, no, that shit, you know?
Wow, murdered.
Control is more comfortable, though.
We're all excited. We're super excited. We're all excited. This is amazing. Oh, I'm gonna
Oh god damn it.
When was the last time you guys sat down and watched a whole Super Bowl?
You remember?
No.
I actually don't remember.
I mean, there's like, has interference like blitz.
That's not as it, I mean, yeah, no rules.
Nerds.
Yeah.
I
Oh
All asleep fall asleep
It's too realistic exactly even with the big heads and shit, it's still playing. Oh
My god
Knock my head
For the big head. Yeah
down
yeah
the line judges didn't need to move the sticks
The line judges
Oh my god, the one time I was actually super open
Yeah, they're rushing me every single time and then the one time was open they're like now
What's the good list game called that about blitz 2000
Got it though you got it fourth and goal
I'm walking right over there.
I'm walking right in.
I haven't seen him.
Oh, he's doing it down.
He's watching Bad Bunny.
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
Can we stop this?
Stop this.
the 38 the 38 the Brady dance that's called I'm doing the Brady dance oh fuck
I'm pissed I got a big-ass hand look at my big-ass head I got big ol head damn
Big head
My god
I
Big-ass
Sound yeah, right? No
Shit
Big ol head
Yes, that's exactly
I do like the voice though the guys at least he came back and he's got a cool voice
Big ol' head, big ol' head, he didn't block shit, he's got a big ass head.
That's true, they're on it.
Oh my god, I got wrecked.
Geez, why did you block out, bro?
Da-da-da-da-da!
I mean, I think the presentationist of it's just like the colors are off-box, you know?
Maybe it doesn't do anything.
No cartooning.
What's his name and place and voice?
I'm so sick of this character not throwing, bro.
Smurfucker is just that his arms are in motion for four hours.
Alright.
other smothering defensive effort these guys are red hot you stupid bitch
stupid bitch
through it
I like it
I can't go to another guy
and that'll bring up her down
firing wow real battle on in nicely
wow
Wow
Well what we want
and
yeah
there you go
so weird to not have late it's there
you said they're watching the character so boring
They're doing stuff.
Ah, I bounced off of your back, like what?
Back bouncer. Damn it.
That's right.
Yeah, you picked the back bounce play?
Yeah, that's what it was.
I'm gonna do the front bounce play this time.
Thanks.
Oh, there you go.
It's a steal.
On fire again.
Yay.
down and here is where you are in the paycheck.
Nice.
Go long.
Get up you idiot.
All he fell would be a matter.
Okay.
He's falling.
Yeah.
Falling bad.
Running good.
The defense is dug in and ready.
Push down and they're going for it.
Keeps it up.
It's turned over.
Look I just got first down.
Yeah
You shut the fuck up down you shut your mouth you see it
Okay
Okay, literally fire like he was like but me or you I think I'm controlling is burning your
Thanks
11
Jesus Christ
It's dead silence
Waiting for a day, so are you the next player do lay hits is so important bro
I'm gonna just throw it, literally just mashing throw.
I got a big head.
Hey, they got a sound effect.
Wow.
Touched him.
Literally.
That's what I like about this game, you can just touch him.
Touch him and then he's going away like that.
Oh jeez, it's over, how do you just touch them?
Oh, I've never been, I touch you, I touch you.
Man.
Pizza coverage.
Ah, I'm gonna fucking smack them.
Man.
All this piece is almost done.
Wow, okay, exciting blitz, man, man, man.
and
this is a good one
Wow
he said the things the guy he said the things the guy
you know thank you he said it
blocking for you damn it riveting gameplay I know this is amazing I'm riveted shut up
it's good that's good like it a solid
And now lineup for second down, now fifth.
We're firing!
Alright.
Wow!
That was wild.
That was so fucking crazy.
That was wild.
That's the kind of glitch that I want to see.
Alright.
No way to hear in a short down situation.
Throw the bomb, catch and snooze and then keep firing.
This bitch?
At least.
What's that?
I'm not waiting for you.
He's blocked the field dual.
What?
Oh, there's another announcer.
Wow.
He was talking to somebody the whole time.
Right?
There's another announcer?
Beautiful.
I got a big-ass head.
beautiful I got big-ass head I got
pretty good all the head and we're gonna win though
yeah yeah yeah that's all we needed yeah we just won we got the cheevo we got
the chief
I remember when I first started hearing like announcers like like people are
talking in the game I've lost my mind I was like what the fuck like they have
people that are talking in the game holy shit like live actors and shit
run
Fuck the England damn those guys fuck the England and fuck you
Thank you. The game was awesome. I
Have read the fuck but 2000 this is the game. This is the goat game. This is the game game for goats. Hell. Yeah
Yeah, why don't you talk about this game before?
Dump bears
Yeah, which means they should work.
Listen to those fireworks.
Listen to the fireworks.
They're so excited.
Suck it, Baltimore.
Suck them ravens.
Fuck you, Baltimore!
All right, Chad, let's see if we can get this up and running.
You're a duck.
The burrs.
The burrs got next month.
Or next time, Chad, you think so.
The burrs.
The other blacks fall down.
Yeah, we investigated some stuff man chat. What do you think the Raiders or the Cowboys are gonna make it to the next Super Bowl?
Soon. Yeah, soon. Oh, man. What the Jets? So the Jets? Your time is now
The time is gone. The time is now. What is the Panthers? Jets, we need the Panthers
2069 nice, you should have said 6'7", 2067 that you ruined it. You missed your opportunity Chad. It's over now
Raiders you think Raiders is gonna make it? Okay
There's a ride in the ride there's ride in yeah, who are the New England Lions?
I want to see the Lions when are you lion or lions?
Well, the Rayners will make it it's gonna buy tickets in that super bowl
Raiders draft in Mendoza
Mendoza!
The Detroit Leons. Ooh.
I'm gonna vote for that team.
Mendoza!
He's close.
And the Niners gonna stop the rowing? Damn.
They're trash. They don't even play the games no more.
There it is.
Nice and fast.
Yeah.
Nice and fast.
Yeah, I've been playing this a while
This is this is the real blitz. We're gonna place each other. I'm gonna put the shit out of each other
Smash and then when they're on the ground, we're gonna late hit them. I
Can't believe I can't believe we ended blitz on that
Did you forget I'm going to get a third party control that we're gonna play together all that shit for as long as we want
That was the best blitz of the night and I was fucking hands were actually we're bleeding our hands were on fire Jesus
This I want the run back. I just want to end it on a good fucking blitz game. Nah, damn
Skunk skunk
Nice, got my name.
Moniqueo.
No, you're on my name.
That's on my name.
Byron!
That's my my name.
What's that?
Damn, that's crazy.
Yeah, fuck that guy, he's not even good at this game anyway.
Good jazz.
Now that he's not here, we can play with, like, Adams.
It's gonna be great.
We'll actually enjoy it.
Good time.
I'm gonna see below all the fuck up today.
That was tech-a-miss-a-coff.
No, not how am I fucking...
Why did I realize where I was?
It's crazy. Yeah, no, shut up.
What?
Wow, that's funny.
Exclusion.
Oh my god.
So why is this music always in this game?
What?
What the fuck?
Sorry.
Oh, that's... sorry.
Oh, shit.
Bitch!
Ah!
Bitch!
Can you ask who lives?
Doesn't?
Oh, it doesn't.
Damn, you're a liar, too.
What? He's doing it.
Oh, on the tree.
What's going on?
I don't want to use it anyway.
I
Got
Let's see if you can get your gun.
Woo!
That hurt.
Anyone's game.
Get away from me.
Woo!
Damn!
damn damn damn
damn damn
ha ha
this game
I'll be chopping
and is auto correct
that shit is so dumb
no no no
I search for it
we're playing tonight simmits
we're playing tonight
we're playing tonight simmits
you decide to watch
We have to watch, we're playing.
We're playing.
Yeah, that's not your turn.
So this just has to talk to the chat for two hours.
Yeah.
He's just sitting in the cuck's chair.
No, it's called the cost chair.
Oh, shit.
Ding!
Volager.
The Patriots chair. Mmm. Damn. Disrespectful.
It's my splash damage.
Who's this first?
Jesus.
Oh god, mines.
We took my sword.
Alright.
I think that was an emergency island.
Shit.
And it's gone.
The Ham!
Wow.
That shit is gone bro.
He's got two lives.
Reach out guys.
Let him win. Look at that, look at that.
I'm the only one fighting him.
Thanks Max.
Max?
What's the license?
Max.
You have three lives.
About to end his whole career.
Come here, Andy right now.
Well now you come there and do ya, ya'll has health.
Bitch ass.
Save me.
I'm cooking, yeah.
Can he change the direction of that thing, can he?
It just goes where it wants.
It just gets true.
It is.
No, because it curves.
like you shot it in the head
yeah I saw a curve
not gonna get like
major direction
can't get it that should have been enough for there you go
nope
yeah it's too far
damn Max
Send us in your character's cheapest book.
Damn, she's nice.
Impedant mist.
Fucking shit, Gary!
You deserve this!
Hi, King.
It's a trap.
Damn, that works.
Whoa.
This man's slid.
Send her nades all day.
Yeah, look at the way he runs.
Maxwell.
Oh, this guy's been playing this game his whole life, Chad.
He's been to like three professional tournaments, and he won them all.
Whoa.
Wow, 38, you would have been alive.
He's just down the ground.
Wow.
That's shit.
Oh, not even.
Is Invincible out next month?
I don't think so.
April.
Close.
Oh.
That's shit.
I want to see some more Avatar, man.
Woof.
Wow.
I think I'm gonna stick a toe.
It's Ocean.
The fuck out of here.
And the fuck on her.
I'm gonna win.
They're married?
Ooh.
Those two.
They're the same person.
Sort of the same person, but yes, they're married.
Andy's married to the blonde.
Andy's married to the cat girl in the back.
This man's getting it.
No, man.
You're married?
No.
I'm going to Holly.
Good friends.
the cat girl in the back this man's getting it no Paulie so they're
polyamorous is that what you said
my god
Now, what we're seeing Toph being placed in? In an avatar?
I hope so. I hope she's in anything.
Coming soon.
One!
No!
Now, look at that hydra. Hydra.
Huh?
Yeah.
That's fucking awesome. That was super happy.
Ah shit.
What the fuck is going on?
That's like a super you just did.
Ah.
Doss.
Nice, nice fucking dodge.
Look at you!
Look at both of you!
DIRTY BITCHES, BRO!
Stop that.
Stop.
What the hell did you get up there?
Oh, okay. I wasn't going to wait for you.
You were telling me to stop.
Yeah, you were way up there.
Jesus.
What's your guys' turn to go up for Simmons?
I've been going after him.
Remember that super idea?
In a hard drive?
What?
Oh god.
Good shit.
What the hell's that?
Oh my g-
Yeah, I'll trade y'all.
Stop short.
That's so good.
That is slow.
Chad, are you learning how to do your push-ups in the background?
I'm sure to get your push-ups in.
Oh my god, that key is strong.
Hell yeah, it is.
That's why Kenny searches for it.
Weeeeeee!
95 too.
Did she say a power of titties? I literally just heard her say that.
Yep. What the fuck?
Ages does not sound like titties.
Where we going?
And it's run.
Skunk.
It might still be appropriate, right? Hey, no
I'm Nathan. Oops. That's the best agent I got
Oh
I got it
Holy nipples!
What?
We were after so bad.
Oh, my God.
What's going on over there?
Get us three lives.
Just kidding.
What the fuck?
The tree! Oh my god.
Oh my god
Good shit, what the hell?
Bad shit, wild
Oh, they nerfed that, okay
Locked it.
Of course, cookies.
Oh, oh.
I think it gave me health.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Oh, bowling balls on one weakness.
Oh
See you later, buddy
damn so okay it's a fucking barrier as well holy crap it's really good
for the fucking cookie bro
Wow, wow, oh god damn those some jukes, holy shit, hey that man said juke, juke and
then super that's pretty sick, that was pretty nasty, that was pretty nasty, oh yeah, he's
only ah I've been here forever
hell
I
Wow
If you keep attacking me, you dickhead.
I have no projectiles to deal with this.
Can you over here? Attempting me to? Okay!
No, I just wanted to know who was dumb enough to do it!
Run, Matt! Ohhhh!
I can't believe I didn't come out of here. Shut up!
Motherfucker!
Fuck.
I'm getting hit from everything, bro.
I can't believe you still have it.
That's the way it is, my brother.
I can't get Kenny to five.
I got Kenny, I got Kenny.
How did so many thighs? He still has it.
Dude, that's kind of fucking wild.
Trash.
Yeah.
What?
Fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh
Right
Oh my god.
Shit.
Holy shit.
He does.
I don't know how the hell he survived that.
Sky.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Do nothing, he's a wall barrier?
Alright, see it.
Wow, it upswinged you?
I got that fuck.
Bad air.
Instant.
Do you like that, Maddie?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm chopping him down.
I'm chopping him.
Psst.
How do you get the chicken doggie you gonna watch some Minecraft movie? Oh, damn
Are you there? Okay, okay then
I got hit by come on
what shit tits iron deep hug
oh god damn it's the only one that died from that nice game
you could stop it
Look at this tiny little stage now, come on.
No, I don't, nah, I lost it to that, eh, it's called Cookies.
I'm just gonna go cut him off.
Okay.
What the- what the- what?
Somebody else was over there.
Woo!
Ow!
Nope.
Wow.
I was gonna say, there's no way you didn't get hit by that.
Ah, too late.
Oh!
It sounds fucked up.
Oh, okay.
Sheesh.
Two! Okay!
Thanks Blade.
Prominence.
Both.
She don't know what she says in there.
Prominence.
Oh, he's so slow!
He was saved for cover.
He's so slow.
We're like the slowest character right now.
Both of us.
No, you're not.
Yeah, I'm super slow.
I'm very slow.
Look at the slowest character.
Look at the slowest fucking thing you can ever see.
Saeba is the king of downplay.
Raining champion.
Look at that.
Oh
But she's not being that it's up one not the best characters are cuz you and Steven
Jesus dear the mind now for Steve let's wait her down gee I wonder
I think it's Steve. I think Steve was the one who came out, it's like, yeah.
He makes his own platform and then a platform.
Yeah, he's got some bullshit.
But like, Kazooia, like, second best and chief third.
Kazooia?
Like, it's like, yeah, Steve's tech, and I could do it fast.
But like, Steve, Kazooia, Pyromethra.
Max play Terry.
It's not even close.
So it's Terry?
Yeah, do it on this stage.
You play Terry.
Oh.
I'll find a fight at sea stage.
Oh no, no, no, no.
That was human rights.
Damn, all those weebs.
Three, two, one, go!
First stage.
Ah, that was good.
Luckily you under recovery of a god
Yep, yep, hey my name
You covered after that jumping whoa
What's up?
What's up, bro?
Jesus.
Right.
So this character is it named Steve?
What's character's name?
It's Block.
Oh yeah, it's Block.
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, you're in...
He's in the pan right now, I'm sure.
What?
So far away from it.
Hold up.
I'm gonna hit block.
You beat this block's ass.
I'm gonna block you.
His name is Block.
I'm gonna block you. This name is Block. Stop that, please.
That's probably some hard time. Anybody with any kind of fast attack?
Hey, listen, I'm working here.
I got sword too yes we all got swords yes the advice where I get that from
where'd I get that from fucking terrible rage-ass bitch
Aladdin I got that from Aladdin chat please
Ah.
You-
Ah, fuck.
Chet, you don't know where I got that from, you fake fans.
What the fuck?
Chet, wow!
You got-
He's-
He's flying in the air now.
That killed me, the stage controller or some shit.
Oh.
Maybe it's a little tradition.
How did I not get the- Oh.
He really lost it.
He doesn't want me to have it.
We all are fighting and he's leave alone.
It's gone.
Wow, we actually lost it.
Wow.
That's two lives.
I think I should set my hands here.
the
son of a bitch too
yeah
dude oh my god i'm fucking
I'm walking.
No! I had too little of life!
Damn. Max 8-O.
Bunch of cookies.
Oh, that shit.
Chocolate chips.
Chocolate chips, bro.
Bunch of cookies.
Munchin' on that shit.
I'll have a breakfast
The front is the age of the adult at 27 years old so
Probably something like that. Oh, he's like this the wizened old man. The wise and old war hero, you know 25 years old
Steam
I don't know what they ate you.
STEAM!
Sir, thank you.
Oh, fuck off.
Bullshit, Landia.
Over.
Villager.
Villagen.
Raw hooker.
Run the playtart.
I'm holding balls bro.
My dodge, I don't even care what the game says.
Lion-ass game.
Holy shit.
Jesus.
OK.
Wow.
Pushed us both.
OK.
Yeah.
Ah!
Through this child.
Oh, God.
In here.
She's still hitting.
Play this game?
Yep.
A Galloping Ghost?
No, not a Galloping Ghost.
Weird game.
Come on, guy!
Okay, I'll just pass him up completely cool.
No, why?
I'm punching the shits!
Shits, man!
Wow, I thought it was a bright light.
There we go.
Oh!
Oh, let me punch these kids.
What?
No, no kid punching for you.
God damn it.
I'll keep them real safe.
God damn it.
I'll keep them real safe.
God damn it.
I'll burn it.
Jesus.
Drop him on.
Oh, that's warranty.
Longo combo-y.
Jesus, I see you.
fuck, I see you
I see you
yep
fucking fire hydrants man
great time
ahhhh
oh my god, logs
Better than bad, it's good.
What's up, Nick Dan?
See what the Ren and Sempy reference.
Yeah!
226.
Oh, yeah.
10-0-4-2s.
Alright, alright.
They're from Balamo.
Yeah.
Speaking of blast from the past, bro,
I saw a documentary on what happened to Gargoyles
and why they actually failed.
I mean the ABC thing, we can tell from like a viewership perspective that like when I switched to ABC it sucked.
Yeah, it was just not good.
But no, it was them constantly, it was one of the guys from Disney had passed and when they changed the ownership,
the new guy came in and was like, yeah, no, we're just going in a different direction.
And we're going to sell it and your funds.
It actually had something to do with those Power Rangers.
It was all about the toys.
The toys you need to sell.
And Power Rangers came in and literally
started selling like crazy.
So you know how you always say,
Disney has to win everything?
They had to be at the best in sales.
So because they were at the best in sales,
and Gondolas was kicking ass,
they actually were best in sales
until Power Rangers showed up.
Once Power Rangers came in,
they were like, oh, they're not best in sales.
Pat Kennedy.
And then one of the CEOs that passed away,
on a changed ownership it was like oh we'll just tell it to the ABC ABC got
hold of it and like yeah we're going in a different direction ABC is this yeah
well ABC was there to compete with Fox for you know Cartoon Toys because it was Fox Kids and ABC
there's also the reality that like none of the none of the even the successful like
Disney shows, they didn't go past 50 projects.
Mostly got 52 when that was it.
Like, it was rare for a show to ever go beyond that,
even if it was successful.
So, the amount of episodes Gargoyle's got
was honestly better than most.
Well, we got three seasons.
Yeah, there's a lot of episodes, though.
Most shows don't get that, so.
Just do it, we're gonna find Simmons.
Yeah, I'll have you shut up.
Z Bass, that's those things.
You're kidding me.
Mother.
Seriously.
But yeah, I think the power you just gave me
stole all the thunder from everything,
sucked all the air out of the room.
Yeah.
I mean, Gargoyle's at the end of the day
was probably Disney's one answer to the turtles
when it was anything else.
That is ridiculous.
Before that happened, they were actually
planning on doing a universe.
They wanted to create an MCU out of it.
The episodes were hinting on that.
Greg Wiseman's had a bunch of stuff.
Yeah, he had a ton of stuff.
He had a ton of things he wanted to do,
but he doesn't bring light stuff.
He used to, though.
That was the thing, is that when he...
Greg Weisman?
No, he was never an executive.
No, not executive, but he was like in charge of the show.
Yeah.
And almost everybody got it.
Let's go ahead.
Okay.
Well, they're really...
Okay.
We'll just keep up and show them.
The thing just never fucking...
like any new way for everything to get that stupid start.
Hey, listen guys, listen!
Fucking lambad here, like...
I'll kill you!
I can't see because this background is so fucking mind-numbing.
Yeah when they made it to NBC they were all afraid of the dark tone that I was taking
and they wanted to get back to selling toys.
So they were listening to execs that were like,
dude, I can't tell pros, I guess you could say,
or that had the know-how on how to sell toys.
So they said, oh yeah, just make it more kid-friendly
and take away the original plot line and stuff like that.
They literally put like Greg's Weisman,
Weisman into like, yeah, into like editing at that point.
They like, they stripped his role.
He doesn't consider anything but the first episode
of that season panel.
Yeah, it completely stripped everything that was there.
I was like, oh, really?
Ah, it killed me.
Yeah, the creative balance I had.
I mean, you can tell even when we were kids.
Yeah, as kids.
This shit sucks.
Like, it was gone for a while, and we were like, what's going on?
And then it came back, and ABC were like, what is this?
This shit sucks.
Yeah, they were like, what is going on?
Yeah, there was like episodes where Goliath was on trial.
He was just sitting in court, and the entire episode was just them trying to get him out
of jury or something like that.
It was fucking stupid.
I don't even remember anything of it.
It was so pretty.
I watched the first episode of it, because that was when he considered canon, and I never
watched anything of the art.
I was like, all right.
I heard too, there's this many years later that he did a comic series.
So life goes grocery shopping.
They did a comic series many years later that was canon that basically only acknowledged the first episode of that season so I was like alright, I don't need to fuck with it anymore.
Wanted to like? Cause that was the only episode that Greg Weisman actually wrote. After that it was gone.
Honestly it could have ended in season 2, I'm going to find a place.
No, they left way too many open secrets, which is why they were trying to go for the MCU.
The MSU was fine. That was a decent enough stopping point.
They stopped Oberon, you know, saving Nino Sanatose's kid, whatever, it's fine.
They could have used him right there.
So right now they're working on a live action that will have nothing to do with the series,
series and Weisman still has the book to do more episodes if you want to.
I mean it's on his head I'm sure.
Yeah, well he wrote it down.
I mean the saddest part was Jordan Peele wanted to do it.
He wanted to like, hey let's make a film series out of this.
We're still going to do it but it's going to be its own thing.
Yeah there was a cancelled comedy movie a while back.
comedy movie. Yeah, someone wanted to make a comedy movie.
Wasn't even late for the show or anything.
I was gonna say, Gargoyle's comedy movie.
Yeah. Okay.
It caused a bunch of fan outroars.
Yeah, of course.
It was basically just just...
I had no idea, like, oh, shit, okay, fine.
Yeah. Making movie called Gargoyle's
has nothing to do with the new Tony Stark theme,
probably, I guess, nobody else does.
That really sucks.
It really sucks, lady!
You know, in hindsight now, actually having seen the fucking movie, that alternate I knew
into Titanic isn't even that bad.
There's an alternate menu?
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
I used to watch it as fun.
And on a plane, oh shit.
No, there's just like more context,
but there's actually a line in the deleted scene
that actually is good and actually should have been
in the movie, which is.
Middle again.
Like they explained why Rose never actually sold the pendant
for all the millions of dollars it was worth.
like I didn't want him I didn't want to like make it in life it's gonna not it's
gonna sell this bitch
Jesus Christ I was always given by this Wonder Wing worship
OOF!
Unbelievable man.
See that too?
Fuck.
Fucking shit.
You feel me to fight.
Fuck you.
Go to fight!
Side step.
I'm gonna fucking do that.
Oh my god.
Yeah, no no.
Side step.
I'm big.
And I got it.
Okay.
Nice.
Oh, titty stab.
Right in that bitch.
Enemy wins.
Maybe that.
I love that one.
Okay.
Yeah, I love that one.
She's like, that really sucks, lady!
Oh, Bill Paxton says that.
I think it's actually the other dude next to him, like the hairy, the fat bearded dude.
Oh, okay.
That really sucks, lady.
I don't know if I've ever seen the ending in full, alternative or not.
It's actually pretty good.
Yeah, but it also has like a callback to something that like another line in the mood that was cut
So that's also why they cut it where it's not like a cut a falling star represents a soul moving on
And after she throws it and goes to her bed like it pans up to the stary sky and you see a star
It's like their souls are passing on kind of thing. Okay. There's like a oh, it doesn't connect anything now. So now it's just weird
Ready, one, go!
Well, she allows Bill Pax in the hole, I think, for a little bit.
What's the over-under on avatar 4-5 happening?
I don't think it's that one.
I've got a lot of interest, too.
It's cool for a bit.
Let's go for a bit. Let's go for a little bit.
You know, I would be actually super dumb if they did make it like a really cyber-punky,
like, on first kind of...
I mean, I would. It's just that, I don't know if they're going to get that opportunity.
I heard the sales of it actually is like, kind of, is saving the music car of music,
a movie industry. The sales was like crazy.
It did go well.
It's like you said, though.
It's like 1.4 billion.
Yeah, I think it's like you said it just it didn't have replayability factor. No, it's not like the the immersion aspect
Yeah, cuz it's too much of a problem to read. Retreat. Yeah, so it's like you feel like you've seen it. You've seen it, you've not seen it
People didn't have to go to the seat. I didn't even see it. I didn't. We saw it was like four times
Well, the success of it means it's definitely gonna sequel. Yeah, I mean it's successful, but it's also way less successful
So
I mean, I'm $4 billion, you know, they'll take it
They want that stupid.
He's over here being quiet.
Dance.
Making a move.
They're totally playing.
Ooh.
I think it's hanging out over there.
God.
This is Mack.
It has been this a brilliant moment since season 2.
He's not playing Mack.
No, not at this moment, but it's like also just not...
It's not memorable.
I feel like they should have just combined the two movies.
Yeah.
Yeah, just making a seven hour movie, no big deal.
There has to be that.
You just...
just literally like some of the stuff that you didn't need to exist
you're just like safe for a fair amount
ok?
dead dead
man it's got a full torment mode
yep, zootopia 2 is making a lot of money right now
Is it Tokyo too? Maybe more than $1 billion?
$2 billion?
Because it's China.
China is full of furries as it turns out.
Damn.
Movie industry is probably just thriving in China.
That's probably it.
It's definitely helping.
Yeah.
How much time passed between 2 and 3?
Well, it was like a week.
But no, it was like it was pretty long. I think it was in a couple years.
It was a week. It was literally a week, because I watched it with Ripley.
It's a 1.8 billion worldwide.
1.8 for Zootopia 2.
Oh my gosh.
These ducks.
I mean, even if I'm not a big fan of Zootopia or a big fan of Avatar,
I'm glad that movies are still making money. I don't want the movie industry to die
You know the topia was like weird because it was not as good as the first one. No, not at all
Not at all. Well, it's a different generation. That's like hey, you know, I'm taking my kids wait. It's so long in between. Yeah
And I think it was like the fact that there was way less of time in between the last avatar to this one and it was so
Undifferent that it just felt very I just forgot about it man. We've been here before. Yeah, I just forgot about it
I was the biggest fan of the blue shits.
Like if, um, tell me, like, it was another biome.
Yeah, I mean, they did, and they didn't utilize it.
Yeah, they were going to another place for like a second.
Yeah, that biome was like, oh, everything's ashy.
Oh, that's what I wanted to say.
The problem with it is that the movie felt padded.
Yeah.
But it specifically felt like...
So this story's really familiar,
and all the stuff we're doing is taking a lot of time.
There's a lot of plot moving on, but nothing's happening.
And like how many times do people get captured right captured say oh my god
Yeah, the ending is the exact same ending as the previous one a shit is going down and the kids are all abducted
It's like dude. We've been here before
And then the ending of the movie is just the ending of the first movie right the final battle is just the same shit right
Which was a really a bummer
I'm like you know what I think I think too could have been like
down a lot and then just combined it with three yeah I agree with that yeah
we're not watching no seven-hour movie visuals are great but they were great
in parts as well so I actually like the story in the other ones I actually
like fucking Australian, you know,
Whaler man.
Yeah.
Like, but you're introduced to all that stuff the first time,
and this is the same shit again, you know, like, bro.
I mean, I'm the biggest James Cameron stand in the world,
don't get me wrong, but Jesus fuck, dude.
Hey, being a James Cameron stand means that you can admit
that some of this shit isn't great.
Yeah.
This was, I think this is actually his worst movie
outside of like, Terminator.
No, T1's awesome.
No, that's not T1, dude.
I'm talking about the later ones.
Oh, they didn't make those.
He freaking had nothing to do with it.
He just called him.
He just said they're cool.
They weren't made by him at all.
He didn't make the scripts.
He didn't make nothing.
I saw a documentary for Terminator as well.
He didn't want to do Terminator 2.
Arnold was the one I wanted to do it.
Yeah, he pushed so hard for that.
He was pretty much done after one.
But Arnold was like, no, dude, we got to make a sequel.
Without Arnold dude, she would have never happened
Just like kind of Arnold's still going with it
Nice
Okay, let's go back to the chat.
Fun fact chat. James Cameron didn't want Arnold to be a Terminator.
No, he was supposed to be the main character.
Yeah, he was good by Calry.
Yup, he was supposed to be Calry. And Calry was supposed to be a Terminator. Why?
Because Calry was a slimmer and he made more sense to be the inconspicuous infrastructure
That's supposed to look like humans Arnold is a giant six fucking seven man
So he's not very inconspicuous doesn't make any sense
But once they saw Arnold Arnold tip talking about oh my god the Terminator should do this
We should walk like that's not just that but the way that Arnold acted in some of the scenes
It was like they saw it immediately. They're like dude. This guy's scary. That's interesting
They're like dude this guy's scary make him fucking Terminator. Absolutely, and it just fucking worked like Terminator is a little bit
Yeah, that's like what movie to start the screw literally did
I don't do any damage a lot of fat ass for once
I can't fucking hit anything.
That was like a terrible fucking punch when you both did.
Ahh!
Aw, damn, bro. You tapped that once, dude.
Yeah, instantly, got it.
I had one point else on my mind.
It'd be kind of crazy to see like, um,
Terminator go back to its horror, um, beginnings.
Uh, that, that, no one would be able to make it right, dude.
Yeah, I know. You know this is true.
It's a lost cause at this point.
Oh, shit.
No one ought to be able to make another good Terminator movie.
You don't need to. The story is over.
Why? Like, that's the thing is that we don't need another Terminator movie.
We don't need another Terminator story. The story is over. Stop that too.
Well, the story, yeah, the story was over and then they just, like, went back on it several more times.
I remember watching a critic talk about it and they were saying that the reason why 1 and 2 work so much is because they weren't hung up on the idea of time travel.
like the idea they didn't want to time to much starts the plot right but they
didn't want to hang up on it that yes you start once you start getting into the
specifics of time travel they get stupid it gets really bad and that's what
happened after that three is okay because it's like time travel starts it
yeah and then the movie continues you know right yeah
well I think too is like even the latest Terminator like eventually going to happen yeah AI will start and it just will happen
All right, let's call it that.
Hey, guys, we're burning.
Let's make it so many years to come.
I'm down.
Yeah, they made a TV show.
Like, they made Sarah Connor Connor's Quantum.
Was there an anime?
I think it was an anime.
It was.
Probably.
This can get out of things.
This is just cool.
That was pretty good.
Thank you, chat.
For being there on Blitz Sunday.
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Sports!
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I'm going to be playing Resident Evil 6 with Tiff and Mornio 3.
I gotta play one more game, anyway.
Thanks dudes, have a good one boys.
Bye bye everybody.
Aw.
Oh
Yeah, I had to go searching for a star
Deep in the night, I fell in my heart
I'm not there to show you the joy I'm in
I know the joy I'm in with all the joy for my body
I'm gonna get to the age of soldiers to carry on
One of the leaders is from the mess
I gotta get to the end, you're so
You can't leave home
To go
To shock
To go
To shock
To go
you