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Oh, what's up dudes all right chat we doing it we getting to it and we doing it
Today's the day we're going to be checking out resident evil six with tiff
I'm playing some of that low-end campaign.
Noel's hot-ass campaign, you know it.
Anyway, hi, chat.
My house is about to blow over
like it's the Wizard of Oz or some shit.
It is incredibly blustery out here right now.
There was a gust of wind
that literally shook the entire house,
and I'm like, dang, this is crazy.
So anybody that's in SoCal,
there's some wild-ass stuff going on out here.
Bit blustery.
Anyway, hello.
Hi.
Hello and hi.
Monmon, thank you, Jacob.
Hi.
Thanks for the 120 months, man.
Konkaiwa, old UNE.
Melpomemandi, Gachokam, Labibizahid.
Thanks for the 38 months, dude.
46 total.
Zero Desons, Dream Drop, Novostar.
Nilo the Otaku, Captain Butter, and Crews and Rider.
Thanks, guys.
Welcome, welcome back.
Thank y'all for being here.
As a heads up chat, love the purple lighting.
Yeah, no, it just changed the profile. Where's the purple coming from? Oh, it's because it's
orange and blue mixed together in the back. This was our Halloween lighting. I'm using it for
Resident Evil. We're going to be playing RE6. I don't know if we're going to be able to beat it
in one night. I don't know if that's the goal necessarily, but when you start to play Resident
Evil 6, you hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks. Just give me a method, a tactic to pick.
No hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks.
I'm moving these QTEs to God damn quick.
I'm tired of mashing the analog stick.
Just give me that tactic.
Something to pick.
No hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks.
We're playing our Resident Evil 6.
I'm gonna have to,
with all four campaigns you can lick,
you can kiss my ass and then lick my ass.
If you think I'm gonna play all four campaigns.
Holy shit.
Are you playing through all four campaigns
of Resident Evil 6?
Sweet Jesus, don't kiss my ass, just lick it.
From top to bottom brother. I am sorry for free. Yeah, if you're having a play through these campaigns lick my ass
anyway, hi
And I figured Nico, you know, it'd be really if we do yeah, I saw your I saw your message
You know, it would be good since me and Tiff are gonna do the Leon campaign if we do get an opportunity to
to fire up another Resident Evil 6 campaign.
You know what me and you should play through?
I think I saw you in here.
You know what me and you should play through?
The Chris campaign.
The Chris and Pierce campaign would actually be very good
because it's like, bro, brother, bro,
it's like the most bro campaign ever.
And it's so, it is so, it's the worst campaign.
worst campaign. I know I definitely hate it. Don't get me wrong. But the fact it is it is the most
like we're just playing army of two, right? We're just playing Cain and Lynch or some shit.
That's all it really is with Resident Evil characters. It's it's brodacious. I was like,
man, we should play like the the Jake and Sherry campaign, which is not bad. But then I was like,
Nah, I'd actually be more interesting
if we investigated the most brodacious campaign.
It's just a call of duty campaign, man.
So you can get a taste of this is what Capcom was doing.
So we just need to bro out.
And considering how good RE5 technically was as a game,
it was still fun.
This is that to extra degrees of nauseating.
So yeah, yeah, literal bro force campaign, dude.
I don't know.
We'll see.
I can be Chris or Piers, I don't care.
We should definitely give that a shot.
You miss bro-ass games like this?
Yeah, I mean, the era of the bro-pain, bro-campaign.
I like bro-pain.
They're kind of gone now.
You don't really get many of these type of games anymore.
These were extremely prevalent around the 360 era.
And you can kind of thank Gears of War for that.
Gears was the game that began this precedent, my dude.
And after Gears, it was like everything,
Everything is a co-op bro campaign, you know, with your boys type of shit
And to be fair a lot of them are very good a lot of them were pretty
Pretty goddamn good. We have a bunch of them now. So our Xbox 360 night will feel appropriate. We can play some of those, you know
But I saw somebody standing right there. It was my chair. Remember army of two. Yeah, I got it on 360
Check that out
It definitely will
Original army of two just go to people say that you know people say they're good. It doesn't beat the og god tier
Campaign co-op game from the xbox 360 arrow, which in my opinion was
Lost wanted to it's just the best and it isn't even co-op. It's like four player co-op man. Godlike actual godlike
So anyway, refer halo, they're good. Yeah, the halo campaigns are great
all right
Let me make the call. As tips streaming, we can try to get the streams hooked up after
I get her in a call. So we can begin this whole last thing. Hold on a second. Let me
Let me see.
Okay, let's see if she's ready.
We're just gonna get into this.
We'll figure out how it works.
We shall figure out how it works.
Oh, yeah, hold on a second.
Let me add one thing.
Hold on a second.
I have to add one thing before she joins.
Nobody say anything.
I swear to God, Chad, don't you dare say anything.
I need to add text.
OK.
All right.
OK.
OK, here we go.
I'm just going to put this over here.
This is going to go in the top right.
Maybe make that nice and pretty.
Give it an outline so that everybody can see it.
All right, hold on a second. I'm just nobody tell her. Okay. Nobody nobody give her any information
Tell her
Damn
My size make it a 10
All right, there you go
We'll have to count it up. We'll be counted up and it's it's gonna be she's watching the stream
She's not watching the stream.
She better not be.
We're, I am jumping on a call.
She's, we're not manifesting anything.
Okay.
Oh, I'm gonna give her a call.
All right.
Hold up.
I love Jeff.
Come on internet.
We can do it.
Hi.
Hello?
What is that we this is a resident evil six tiff this is what we agreed on
Yes, no, we do. I know you don't want to play it, but we have to play it. You're beating we know we have to play it
Yeah, 14
Because I'm trying to knock on your channel tiff, but I see it there. This is tiff. We're playing
We're we're playing why it's resident evil six
six. You can make a character called like Leon Kennedy in 14. And Carol Carol, whatever
her name Virginia, her name's Virginia, Virginia. Oh, God, my computer is acting stupid. Hold
on a second. I don't know. I'm getting I'm getting no got toad over here. Here I can
keep you on the call. My capture card suddenly decided to just eat shit right as we were
We're calling.
So let me reset my computer here.
This is actually, I think, a six for it.
Hold on a second.
So hi.
Let's just talk through this.
You haven't experienced the entirety of the Leon
campaign in six, right?
On PC?
Hell no.
The only thing I did was take a sherry on PC.
Oh, OK.
OK, OK.
So that's good.
So do you mind playing Melinda?
You mean Veronica?
Yeah, no.
Yeah, exactly the one they make the game about.
That's who Leon teams up with in this game.
Yeah, yeah, there's no problem.
Alexia.
Yes, it's something like that.
Sandra, yeah, Marginal.
Helena, that's it.
I knew the whole time.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's wrong.
Extremely popular Resident Evil character, Helena,
that would return in every single Resident Evil game
after this.
I, I, I, I, Laura Bailey.
Actually, is it her?
Is it Chun Lee?
It is, it is, it is Laura Bailey.
Oh, damn.
I, I hear her talking.
I do not hear Chun.
That, that chick has range, man.
Oh my God.
Okay.
And I think Leon is also played by Vincent?
Yes.
Is it Matt Mercer?
Okay.
So yeah, Vincent, for the first time, Leon gets like a new voice and he's like a completely
different sounding dude.
So I mean, they did well with him, I think.
Actually, while my computer is restarting, do we have confirmation that Nick is Leon
again in Resident Evil 9?
No confirmation.
But you know, but it's definitely like probably sounds like it.
Yeah, he is.
Okay.
People are saying it is because we met that dude at the funnel.
16 event, right?
At least I did.
And, bro, like, yes, like that dude, if he's got the range.
Oh, God, I go chat, deal with it.
Kiss my ass and deal with it.
If that dude has the range of young Leon to bid in mid 30s,
Leon or like early 30s, Leon to now like late 40s, early 50s,
Leon, that's going to be crazy.
I mean, well, keep in mind, he grew with the character too.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
To find that voice.
Because he sounds like me.
I mean, yeah, did you get the chance to play Ninernail or no?
Yes, I texted you.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, the Leon shit.
Yeah.
Okay, just make it.
I'm so embarrassed about that.
But what?
Because they were watching me and I was just trying to like, I wasn't even playing the
You know, just turning him around constantly.
And you were analyzing.
Yeah, analyzing everything.
They were looking at me crazy and I felt so.
You're like, where's the model viewer?
Not when he like opened the cabinet door.
I was I slammed the table and I was like, God damn it, man.
Yeah. No, you can tell, like there's there is some hardcore, like bait shit
more than ever before on me.
Yeah, like that they specifically said, because like, I mean, again,
there is a there's a specific line with a character where you can make this
character like super female, like gooner bait shit almost in a way.
But at the same point, like dudes will look at that character as being cool as
fuck. Like that perspective, if you if you land in that spot, which Leon kind
if has had historically, and they just leaned into it like 1000 percent.
Dude, so many times I did the exact same thing you did.
But in the in like the dude fashion, I'm like, dude, this guy's cool as shit.
Leon is so cool in this game, you know, every time I got him to do
like a special execution, I like hear it.
I went, ah, yeah, it was.
Yeah, yeah, they they definitely win him.
Like he's like the coolest he's ever been in this game.
No.
Um, all right chat, let's see if my signal has fixed itself. Um, hopefully.
Also, let me know if you could do the knock knock because it's not working for me.
Oh, I hit accept and it didn't work. Okay, hold on. Let me.
I might be dumb. I don't know.
No, you, you definitely shot it my way. I think I have to do it in Chrome.
I think it doesn't work.
I said, can you send another one to me right now? Because I hit accept in, um,
Um, that was Chrome. What the hell?
I'm in Firefox.
Let me hold on.
Well, it did come through.
Let me see.
Wait a minute.
What do you mean?
I have three mentions of Final Fantasy 14.
That doesn't count necessarily, right?
See, if I think there's something wrong with your stream,
it was like glitching out for me a second ago.
Like the the my signal was messed up.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Um, yeah, like, I mean, hold on.
Let me just make sure this is all.
make sure it's all good.
That doesn't count!
No!
Just click that again, chat.
No!
Did it?
What the hell?
Did it just Elgato on us?
All right, all in a second.
I got to plug in a different capture card.
I'm going to go entertain the chat for one second.
I literally have to swap some cables.
I got to read both chats.
I'm going to be cross-eyed, all right?
I'm going to chat.
We are duo streaming right now.
It sounded like I can't see her, so.
Yeah, it's saying that we are streaming together.
So.
I can't see your chat, how is your chat?
Yeah, a lot, it's definitely live with me.
Yeah, yeah.
It has to be your side.
All right, hold on a sec, chat.
It looks like it's like...
Do you want me to say?
Yeah, it's not working.
It's okay, start it.
It's okay, go, go, picture.
I can, I can read, I can read, it's fine.
Hi, chat, how are you doing today?
I hope you're doing well.
If you want a funny story,
when I was playing Resident Evil 9,
I did upload a selfie, so it's not like a spoiler now,
but Dashie, Koryx, Ken, she was there.
And the thing was, I was playing early
and they all came in there watching me play.
And I turned around, I was like, oh my God,
I'm such a big fan, I shook their hand.
And then I was like, I just put back my headphones
on so fast because Leon's like ass was jiggling.
And I felt so embarrassed because I'm like,
oh my God, they probably hate me
because I just turned around so fast.
And I was just like, oh, bro, I love their content.
But Leon was on the screen.
So I just, I just went, I'll talk to you later.
And I felt so bad.
I felt so, so bad.
Well, we took a picture afterwards.
It was really nice.
I'm back.
I think I got it working.
It's like, I understand.
I understand.
Leon has a, dude, does Leon actually have a fat ass?
I wasn't saying that.
Yes, such a fat ass!
Damn!
Oh my lord!
Max help us.
It is murder!
That's like Max help. We need help. Okay, I'm getting this thing working.
Three on a sec chat.
I'm so sorry chatting me to be loud.
Big dumpy confirmed.
He has such a big dumpy.
Like solid snake. Yeah, good call.
If it gets on PC, I know it's over for this man.
I am so now we're making this happen.
This is my fault.
I didn't restart my computer and I haven't had this problem in a while.
We got this shit.
I have not been on my PC like at all.
So you, you know, we got this shit.
And we live on YouTube too.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're live on YouTube right now.
Uh, once I get this thing synced up chat, there it goes.
Um, we're just going to start it up.
I have to figure out how we, uh, matchmake scheme comes from an era, a long
bygone era of like Xbox live matchmaking and shit.
So I think we have to like literally get into a game
and then I invite you.
I don't know.
Yeah, let me go online.
I have not gone online yet on Steam either.
Okay, you knock, you do the...
The knock-down?
We're streaming together.
It says we're streaming together.
No, on my side.
Okay, hold on a second.
I wanna see Chad's,
I don't know what's her name well, that's her name correct?
We're streaming together, it says we're streaming together.
No, on my side, um, status, the game is on a, I want to see Chad's, this game is, I don't know what's her name,
2012? Caroline, it was 2012.
Okay, um, status.
Stream together only supports Chrome and Firefox for now.
I don't know what, 20 seconds.
Oh, hold on a second.
That could be why.
Stream is delayed by seven seconds.
What? You be quiet, Chad. Stop saying stuff.
I'm waiting for this to come back. Hold up.
The voices are back. That'll happen.
Stream together needs to be an opera ASAP.
Okay, okay. Well, I'm going to click this one on my computer that's working at the moment.
Yeah. Yeah, we're streaming together.
I've got the little box and shit you want to like merge the chats is that it
There it is
There we go
It's not it's not us. It was it was the web browser. Oh
My computer came back. Oh
Oh my God, we're just coming back.
Everybody's lining up.
Everything's lining up.
We're getting all the supports.
All right.
Fortunately, I'm going to set a click
this one on my computer that's working at the moment.
Hold on, it's like that.
Yeah.
Trying to literally monitor show up and get windows over here.
I've got the little blocks.
Windows.
Windows up.
The chats, is that it?
Oh, I see it.
It's my first time to watch this on your PC.
I'm sorry.
There it is.
Someone asked.
Meet chat.
ask what?
There we go.
Nothing.
There we go.
Got that.
Chad, do you hear two of me right now?
Do you hear two Max's?
Hi.
Oh, my computer came back.
Oh, my God.
Everybody's starting to worry.
Everybody's lining up.
Everything's lining up.
Chad, we moved.
All right.
Can I use my computer yet?
I can.
Okay, cool.
You hear double Max?
Let me fix this first, but Chad, before I change the voice of God on you.
That was not a mention.
My monitor is showing up.
What are you talking about, Windows Go Over Here?
Do you have a certain program still installed in your hardware?
Windows.
I might have something.
I'm sorry.
So what do I have to do here?
Does it start with a F?
That's what?
Nothing.
Yes.
Do you hear two of me right now?
No.
Do you hear two maxes?
Come on.
Yeah.
What's happening with the voices?
Okay.
Can I use my computer yet?
I can.
cool. Can I say echo? Echo.
We hear Delayed Max and Delayed Tiff. That makes sense, Chad. The shit is all wacky right
now. I'm trying to get it fixed, bro. Chill. Chill. Trying to get my signal. As soon as
I turned the stream on, everything died. So give me a second. I'm literally in the middle
of a giant storm. My house is quite literally shaking around me right now.
Oh my god, it's like a wizard was the Ions in the air are causing technical issues.
Or or some shit.
Okay, there we go.
This game is cursed.
This game is fucking cursed straight up every time I try to I try to play this game on stream.
Something bad happens.
What happened last time?
Uh, okay.
So I was just going to check to get ready for this stream.
I was just going to check if it works.
So I was like, OK, let me turn on the game.
Long story short, it took over a full screen part
of the computer, and I just couldn't do anything.
I had to restart my whole computer.
That restart automatically did a Windows update
that I didn't approve of.
That Windows update literally kills Windows Explorer,
which is just the ability to launch EXE's and shit.
It is fucked up in that update.
So I couldn't turn anything on.
I could launch into Windows,
but I couldn't literally open a folder
because Windows 11 is stupid.
Is that why you DM me?
I was like, make sure this works.
Yes, I did.
I was like, turn on the game.
Because I had to download some stuff
because apparently, Resident Evil 6 does not work
if you have multiple monitors.
So that was what I had to fix.
Why, I have two monitors.
For some reason, it wouldn't work with me.
I have, like, technically, I have, I have cloned monitors and it hates that shit.
For some reason, RE6 just, just absolutely hates it.
So there's a fix for it.
You can download it because it's, it's an ancient ass game, right?
Let's see if this works.
You know, computer, and I just couldn't do anything.
I had to restart my whole computer.
That restart automatically did a Windows update that I didn't approve.
Yep.
Now you're totally right.
I arguably some of like the explorer and you know what I I felt some of the mercenaries slash
R6 gameplay DNA and re9 so like straight up it didn't have all of it not not all of it but there
was absolutely some shit in re9 that was like make sure this works oh this is pretty
like turn on the game because I had to like download some stuff because
Leon means actually, I get it, it's the same.
That's it.
So that was what I had to fix.
That's definitely it.
Alright.
I think I'm ready to go.
Let me turn this thing on.
Sorry about this minor delay.
The voices.
I'm sorry.
The shit started.
Is it coming from my side too?
Voices of the voices?
Is it still happening, chat?
Are we in two timelines?
It doesn't sound like it's happening anymore.
That should be gone now.
Yeah.
We're good now?
We're good now. Okay. Yeah, Tim should be good. I fix it on my end. We should be good.
Jack, you're just losing your mind. It's not me. It's not us. You know, it's just you.
You were chosen. You've been chosen.
You know, I feel like this is going to be a great time, but I don't know. Something tells me in
in chapter two we're just gonna take a big sigh and be like I don't know so they
just tell me well I'm not getting any goddamn audio I'm literally solving
so many problems on my head well for me the audio doesn't come in until you
click the screen yeah chat you guys are getting the game audio right suddenly
I'm not wait
I'm desperately trying to fix shit
We should just do normal we just want to like re-experience this or I just
Do we need to do veteran?
I mean, let's chat the side.
No.
What do you think they're going to say?
Uh, no hope.
It's like now I'm debunking audio problem.
There's amateur normal veteran professional, no hope.
We're not doing no hope chat.
Play normal don't do it and so a permadeath. Oh Jesus, man
I was like I lost all audio and I'm trying to figure out why
Jesus, bro this game. I need chat. Hold on to this. I
Heard that
I'm resetting the game. I
Said chat hold this
Uh, thanks for that. You're welcome. I hope you're wearing headphones.
Awesome. Thank you guys for all the support. Appreciate it.
Oh, that's... hello.
Yeah, the game is working for you guys. I'm just not getting any audio on my end.
I don't know why.
Maybe that's a blessing.
Yeah.
Sure.
You should get like the sound cues that pop up on the screen instead.
Okay, I have audio. It's nice and loud now. Good God. All right, every tip
Brim this together. Everything is telling me not to turn this button on like
Everything about this game is like preventing me from trying to turn it on and we're gonna jump the fuck in and it's not gonna stop us
An absolute refusal
Chicken unicorn, thanks for the 20 dudes on YouTube
you. Hooray. All right, let me let me make a lobby for a partner, private, serious players
only attack. Yeah. Join. So I'll join your game. Yes, give me one second.
I
Serious players only
Yeah, let me know what the
Objective setting is I it's on normal right now. No, right, but if you if you said it to like serious players only I'll know that it's you
Yeah, it should say lady law for invited here. Let's see
Serious players could not find a game session. Oh my lord. I'm gonna hold on. Hold on. Wait wait wait wait
Could not find a game session. I'm inviting you on Steve. All right. Are you? Yeah, thank you
Thank you
It should work
There we go, there. All right, here we go into it. Oh my lord straight straight intro
Or is it like drop in
No, we're going. Yeah, we just go into it. There's no prologue. We out here
I can't believe Leon's about to shoot his dad the president
I was trying to take the spots and we want to have anything always about it. Your friendship. They are
Steady, we are is this oh
I thought this was actually yeah, is this Ashley's dad? No, it's not it's not
But I always thought it was
So dramatic
Oh my god, George.
His name was Adam.
George, I can't believe this.
Jorge.
It's all my fault.
Oh, it's like the big ass subtitles.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, I did this like kids second grade reading subtitles.
I don't remember being like this.
It did they're like burned into the game.
They just assume we don't know how to read.
I'll explain everything.
You can't turn them off.
No.
How do you know?
Look at my phone.
No.
Yes.
Open the schools.
Open the open the damn schools.
We know each other.
That's how I know her.
She's been with the Secret Service since last year.
Oh my god, Lennigan!
I forgot she was in this shit!
Yeah!
I've had a lot of rushed introductions, but I need a report on your situation.
Lennigan's a 9.
I think that is, sounds like sherry.
They could definitely bring her back.
They could.
I...
I just shot the president.
He had already been infected by the time we found him.
Leon...
Wait, your shot titles have been in my subtitles.
Leon said that just to be dramatic.
Leon wasn't like the president was infected and I shot him.
Leon is like, I decided to kill the president today.
to be traumatic. What does that mean?
is the default. I need them to be bigger and in the middle. The weird thing about this
game is that I remember it not even looking as good as like RE5. Like something- I think
I think right like something about like the art style even though it's ugly as shit technically. It's got like the gross
Yeah, no, no, no, get me wrong
Input device has been changed to controller mode sure about this church
You have some sense to confess. Oh God. I have it hard to explain
We're so we're locked in I can't I can't dip or dive or duck or dodge. Oh, is it just walking right now?
Yep, let's start let's start walking. This is a slow walk only playthrough
You're gonna tell me everything once we get to the cathedral deal oh
The lovely cathedral
You know, you know, you know the American catacombs tiff
From like a thousand year ago catacombs of American history
Yeah, you know, like the church in America that was somehow here before the Native Americans?
Thank you, me!
I never understood this.
For some reason that shit always like, and Simmons is the history buff, but I actually agree with him.
I think it's kind of hilarious. Like, the game sets us up that America has this like dark history that goes before the Native Americans or some shit.
Kind of like, what?
It makes no- I can run!
Hold on oh
You can run. I'm stuck on the door. My hand is stuck. Oh
Dude, my screen is shaking like
Like I feel like I'm having a panic attack right now. You should see what I'm looking at. I can't stop it
And I'm stuck
I'm sitting here holding the door like I'm having a panic attack right now
The anxiety is intense
Let me in.
Oh, thank God.
Got it.
This is where the reception is going to be.
It all be here eating dinner right now.
You think anyone's survived?
Leon, will you start moving your ass, bro?
I don't remember this being a walking. Yeah, we walk in I
Can't believe this is happening again. It's just like raccoon
How does everyone know that
Right if you see figure would be like a cover up of some kind but no
Yeah, if you really did have a hand in this you can kiss your freedom goodbye
Please game all this part sucks. I think you have to pick the right table, right?
Only one way to find out let's go. Oh, okay. We're okay. Hold up
Where's the dive button and I like can we can we look at my phone? Hold up. Hold up
Somebody just tweeted at me hold up motorola. Yeah, hold up. Check it out. Check it out. I got this sick meme
Look check out this beam. It's an owl, and he's like he's like looking crazy. Look at this shit. Look at this sick beam
It's pretty sick owls like whoa all right, let's go
Yeah, it is odd
Oh, damn it. He pulled out my phone, but dick into Twitter. Keep looking at Twitter.
I'm trying to speedrun this and he'll be in. Thank you.
Hey, get out of the way, Helena. Look at my phone.
You went out the back.
Let's just ruin the immersion here.
I'm trying.
I
Damn that person was fast
We put a mod on this now. This is mostly there's there's a there's a fix to make it work
But this is the way the game is
Oh better shoot him
I
The fog it came out of nowhere
Who is wait, let me go to dangerous
My daughter she's all alone if we don't do something right I get it damn Leon touched his lips
You don't keep it down. You won't let this I mean
You understand we actually kiss the back of his hand right here
That's how homies go to bed. That's how homies tell you to be like chill out put your hand on their mouth
And you kiss the back of the hand. That's fine. This is true. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I do it
What's one of the guys maybe this is why he has alphas now you ever think about that?
Hmm?
Liz, where are you?
Dude, this guy is...
going through it on my screen.
He is literally sliding around.
Oh my gosh, slidecast? Alright, that's not a reference chat.
No, that doesn't count.
Jesus fuck, can we shoot something?
Can we run?
Can we run or shoot something?
Please.
Wait, I can shoot the rats.
I can shoot the rats.
Yeah, we got one.
Good job.
Wait, how do I?
On my phone?
Well, how do I?
How do I?
Hold up.
How do I?
How do I do the Conan O'Brien?
Damn it.
Trying to press every button here.
Chat.
Ah, fuck damn.
You found the melee, I see.
I remember.
Spacebar?
No.
I'm looking for the controls.
God damn.
What? What control are you looking for?
I'm looking for the thumbs up.
Oh, you hold a what control do you have?
Uh, Xbox.
Uh, hold B.
Ah.
I'll you.
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
I still say circle.
But you know how it is.
I'm glad you're here.
Stay sharp.
Get back here.
What the? Huh?
Wait.
I don't know.
Okay, that's all I wanted.
That's all I wanted out of it.
Can we run?
Runnin'. I want to dive and shit!
That's fucking...
Oh my lord.
Has Max played this before?
Yes. Yes.
No, this is his first time.
This is my first time ever playing this.
Yeah
We can end it right now. What's wrong? You literally let the bullet fly
Whoa, oh shit go slow dude aim and then press press Y or press triangle look
Can you do this?
Look, oh, no, you get door shot. Hell. Yeah, but you could do the quick shot thing. Oh hell. Yeah
Only Leon can do that. Damn. Yeah
I don't think we're doing every campaign. I think it's hell. No
Again, if somebody asks if we're doing every campaign, I tell them you can lick my ass
Just don't do a does
Ades is probably everyone says Ades is the best one
Out of here wrong. Oh, it's the worst it is the worst
Really, it's the worst of them all somebody said people said with their whole ass chest
What chess the whole ass chest there's their ass is a chess. Okay, got it
Ados campaign is the worst
You can't even do anything with agent. Yeah, Jake and Sherry's the best. I agree
Yeah, it was the most interesting because it has like nemesis much time we have before these courses
dynamic
Can you get that or is that a...
Fatespray?
Yeah, maybe.
Damn, it's not even sparkling.
Yeah, I could.
Oh, boy.
Where are we?
The door.
Oh, wrong way.
While aiming, press A in a direction.
A. No, that ain't happening yet.
Maybe B, X, Y.
No, I'm learning.
I want the attack.
Okay, hello?
Is he coughing? Is that what it is?
Bro, are you holding us up here?
Is he?
Is there an interact button?
Jesus.
Hello?
It is! He has the cough!
You alright?
That's crazy.
Kill him!
What's melee?
R2.
Ooh.
Da! Da!
Lady?
Damn it, I'm learning here.
We'll get back here.
You can't do this right before Woman's History Month.
Yeah, let me try it on this guy.
Dude, Leon's just Jackie Bryant in this shit.
Hey you, you're stopping so fast.
He missed, he missed, he missed.
Hee hee.
This intro is so long!
I feel like it's been an hour!
Once we're in, we can take my car.
Oh, give me the keys!
Let's find Liz and get the hell out of here.
He could've just asked for the keys.
Liz? Liz, is that you?
Oh, okay.
I
Got it. You're so lucky. I can't turn around
Son of a bitch
I don't know what to do.
Keep moving, man, Jesus.
Open the door.
They're asking us to open it.
Yeah, there it is.
My lord
Capcom did not account for this
It's Leon's big-ass dumpy. All right ladies first
Oh, I wouldn't even let me shoot her
You gotta kill her, man.
You gotta kill her.
Dad.
They won't let me shoot.
We just have to literally wait for this cutscene to play out.
Oh my god. Can't even grab this big-ass donut.
Wait, wait, wait. Come here. Can you see his mouth?
That's crazy.
Ah, he died like that.
Ah, ah,
three runners, love the need to burn time as they get down this frigging hallway.
And there's nothing. Oh, now they're walking.
The elevator is up ahead. Hopefully it still works.
Dude, I will never forget the first time I played this game.
And it was even like I'm very early build and the camera was so far up Chris's shoulder
That it occupied half the screen. I swear to God. So I could I was like playing. Yeah, the Chris demo campaign at E3
2012 I think is what it was and then my friend at Capcom. He's like, so what do you think best resident evil, right?
And I was like, uh
No, it was like it was it was the first I think feedback that they had gotten that maybe this isn't gonna hit that well
Maybe not
I look like I do
This is why Leon went to the gym.
Oh my lord.
How long was this?
Woof!
Man, 30 minutes later.
It's going to be okay, Lizzie.
You're going to be okay.
Dad.
We're almost there.
Nothing about this game is funny. Remember, you know that?
Honestly, I'm not shooting her, bro.
Just start opening fire.
Yeah, like...
Oh my god, where did he cry like that? I'm so sorry, he lost his battery. I get it.
Oh my god.
There is no part of this game is humorous in any way.
No, no. I'm sorry.
Oh
And you're not shooting so I would just start shooting in the dark
I have to wiggle the sticks I forgot to turn this off
Oh my god
I don't think we did any of that
Yeah, I'm gonna mourn the dude's body
Holy shit
Oh
I think you laid me out. I was on the floor
I'm a liar!
Blyat! Blyat!
Oh god, what?
Oh Jesus Christ, what?
Please let me play the fucking game Capcom! Holy shit!
Oh, are you- are you standing there?
Okay, what's happening?
Oh, you're over here. Are you? Oh, I was like I was battling
We got to play for a 20 seconds, it was great
Oh
No, they're so why do you not very slowly showing up and we're very we're gonna watch them die very slowly as well
Let's go. There's no way Leon is wrong. There's no way you're that stupid leon
There's no shine
Whoa.
All right.
I need to talk about this because it's been in my mind
for so long.
Oh, my God.
I mean, Leon, watch Diver's in nine.
Get chainsaw.
Yeah, it's weird.
Like, I was wondering if we haven't seen the full game yet.
But what was that about?
Yeah, it's like he doesn't even react to it.
He just was like, oh, a chainsaw and just screaming.
He was waiting for his opportunity to say the pun.
Yeah, Leon has a, Leon, you piss me off sometimes, man.
Yeah, I'm curious.
Well, they definitely set up that something's wrong with them.
Delayed trauma, you're right.
I'm just sad.
You can roll now?
How?
I don't know, dude.
He's rolling me run, currently.
He said it was some sort of fog.
At least things sped in gas form.
I'm gonna switch the laser for pistol. How? How?
I don't remember this from the demo.
Follow me.
It still won't let me run.
Oh, you can open it.
There's a zombie down there.
There's a herb.
Where?
Down there.
There's like a guy.
He's just chilling.
I think it's a herb.
Uh-oh.
He vanished.
Oh my god dude, why does my melee do nothing?
You're fine.
Jesus.
You're a cheater.
Yippee.
Whoa.
Dude, I just wrestled this man.
I wrestled him.
How do I do this?
Oh my god.
Oh!
I'm dead.
This is where Leon died.
Oh, no, I'm fine.
No.
You should have blocked.
You should have bothered me.
You should have blocked.
Is there a block?
I need to get my dive.
Whoa! Oh, Tiff. Tiff. Tiff.
Look. Watch.
Oh my god.
Alright, this is how I'm playing the game from Hero Out.
Yup, this is it.
Alright, you be easy.
This is it.
Roll up the stairs, you know it.
I'm trying to do the impossible here.
Can you not roll up the stairs?
Forward.
Ooh, wait, wait, okay. There is mechanics here. Hold up.
So, uh, if you aim, if you hard aim and then press left right up or down,
you get like the dive and the sit on the ground, right?
But if you just tap it, you get different things.
I got it! Wait, I got to roll up the stairs.
Holy, holy shit.
Keep it the initial D music.
You know what?
Well, on my screen this shit looks wild.
On my screen, oh, oh, oh.
I'm trying.
You're body blocking.
I'm body blocking.
Why can't I, why can't I jump kick yet?
No.
Okay, mechanics, we're back.
Oops, sorry.
Okay, we got some mechanics here, I'm pretty happy.
Herb!
I think I need that actually.
Where'd it go?
Let's try it.
Oh, I see it.
It's here, give me...
It's fine.
Yeah, how do I...
Okay, if you hold up...
and press L?
Hold up, press L and A. Hold back, press...
If you hold any direction, he does a duck.
Like a literal dodge.
Yeah, you hold the direction, yeah, and then press, like, AIM and A.
And you do a dodge. That's so weird.
Roll forward and then pull back on movement.
Whoa!
This is so crazy, dude.
What is- What the hell is run?
uh nothing yet we can't actually run okay
oh damn oh i still got it baby i still got it what did you do don't worry about it
i don't know how i did that the counter there's a counter button
Want to know yeah, I smashed this poor lady's head in whoa holy shit
Can I like
Oh
Yeah, we got to use them. Oh
Can we can we share these or if you'd you were to pick it up?
Okay, so we don't we don't have to share the loot and we this will pick everything up cool
Which is really helpful.
That's helpful.
Oh, there's ammo here.
There's no, like, damn.
Take that, you son of a bitch.
He was already dead.
Oh, there's our herb here.
I got it.
Okay.
Hmm.
While aiming, press RB to refill your health tablet.
Wait.
That's right, you have to press Y and then put them in your tab and then you start eating
mince.
Mmm, mince.
Ugh.
Oh, we better be able to.
We must.
I can't kick doors yet. Oh, we better be able to we must there any survivors
Why does this school ah what the fuck just happened what did you do to him?
Like you happen hurt. I'm gonna have her
Here goes. What's the buttons tell me the buttons
kick them kill them got it all right got it can we please kick the door did
we really go all the way around dude why does this school look like it's dare
God damn it buddy. Why would you do that? We can run now. Oh
We can run I can slide I can slide though
Hey shit, that's amazing. Oh wow oh
Oh, Helena, why are you trying to do a nuke whenever I'm close to you?
I'm sorry, I've got big legs.
I've got big legs.
This is totally, uh, Viva.
Dude, this shit gets kinda crazy.
Alright, again, the combat in this game was not the issue.
I think it's fine.
It's actually really cool.
I'm gonna lead you off the campus.
Uh, do we just run here?
Oh, okay.
You almost fell over.
Oh, wow.
Hit me.
What happened?
Oh my gosh, are you alive?
Whoa, cool.
That sound effect has never gone away.
There was even one crows from the remake.
It's the same birds the same sound effect
Did he vanish in your room?
Damn we like traded
I'm I'm running into a tree. Oh
Wow cool. All right
Damn, am I gonna get deeper appreciation for this game? I think I might be.
Oh god.
Slow your roll.
Whoa! How do you do the biggest hit ever? Why do you keep knocking me over?
I am size 10 and huge.
Ah, the honeymoon phase, says Chat.
Yeah, probably.
Well, there's herbs here for you. Oh, I need them right here. There's a red and a green herb is your bish
There's no yellow or anything like that. He's just red and
First aid sprays right don't know where was the where the heck was the the green one? I got the red one
Oh, I don't see it. I must have I must have already grabbed it. Hold on a second. I did grab it. Okay
Oh
Yum
Let's do it. Oh my god, I'm kind of having fun
That's scary. It's the it's the honeymoon phase
There's a lot of ammo is there yeah disengage
the urge to
You know what that means. Oh
Get ready. I have 54 bullets
Wait, all right
If you shoot this what this hurt me. No, definitely not
All right, I told you it hurt
I told you
We're probably really gonna need that later we probably need it now
We definitely needed it now!
We definitely needed it!
Oh, we're just exploring our environment!
Oh, there's another one here!
Ooh, okay.
Oh, damn!
Why did it jump like that?
Ooh!
Oh, melee is the best.
Woo!
Still got it.
Haha!
No, I don't.
Wow!
I mean, I'm enjoying myself.
I'm out of stamina though.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Dang. Bang, bang, bang.
You're out of stamina.
I'm totally out of stamina.
Need to come back.
You can upgrade your stamina from whatever.
I'm gonna do that quickly.
The quick shot to burn the stamina bar sucks.
Yeah.
Ow!
Do you know how to counter?
Or do you remember how to counter?
Yeah, what's the button for it?
It's the melee. You have to just time it.
Right as they attack you?
Yeah.
You'll see a pop-up like this this girl right here right here cool cool you could you could counter stuff. I
Definitely upgrading that as soon as possible damn you're all doing all this cool shit. I'm running out of oh god the cutscene. I
Just got grabs here
Or not
Oh
No!
Yeah, we have to turn them off.
This sucks.
Here you go. Take some heels.
If you're next to me, you'll also get heels.
Oh!
It's Chaddus saying if you eat tic-tacs,
it brings back the stamina gauge, yeah?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, okay.
Whoa.
Oh, if you're eating that.
open the damn door Leon, kick that shit
oh listen, shoot first, ask questions later, alright?
bang bang
hey look what I found
trying to figure out how to change weapons
Oh, the D-pad.
D-pad.
Oh, you have a knife.
Yeah, you don't have this.
I have this.
Maybe I can like.
I have the Hydra.
It's a cool weapon.
Oh!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Ooh, bullets.
Oh, we have to.
Bush. What the hell? Where am I grabbing these from?
OK, let's go.
In game menu to switch to laser.
Damn, I just ducked that. Did you see that shit?
You also body block.
I did.
Can I kill him?
Oh, I did not.
Is that targeting radical laser?
Oh.
You be easy.
Oh, why?
get his ass. Oh, damn team up. Yeah. Yeah. What are we doing in here? We have to get
the the the the ID card. Oh, she's not working out. Oh, she won't. He couldn't he couldn't
Oh, hi. Oh, hi. I will say stomping someone's head off in this game is pretty satisfied.
Yeah. It's not bad. Wait, did I get the ID card? Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, we have it. We have it.
Okay, okay. I think if one of us grabs a key item, we both get it. We got to run the way back.
Yeah, Sally. It's the old classic.
Oh!
Wow!
Oh, can I use that?
Wow, I pulled the knife out.
Dude, there's so many crazy contextual kills.
Maybe Resident Evil 9, they take some inspiration.
Oh, dude, I definitely felt RE6 DNA in combat and RE9.
a lot of this stuff in that game oh boy sorry I'm sorry I can't stop kicking
either
lead me out it is what it is
holy shit
Oh
Wiggling the stick. Oh Jesus Christ brother
Dude, I have to turn this shit off. You just have to get turned off work. I'm gonna destroy this controller
Subtitles laser sight HUD display controller bindings. Hold on. I'm just looking at this shit
Chad, do we know where that shit is?
Where's that setting?
You don't think again?
No, no, no, they added it.
It's only in the main menu.
They added it because people were literally breaking their controllers
playing this game when it came out.
Everyone complained.
Main menu, different mindsets.
Oh, you almost got me, Dragon.
You almost got me.
What?
You're so squishy.
Oh
One second, I'm gonna try something I'm gonna try something
Oh my god
Hell yeah, you juggled. I literally juggled. I took off all my shit though. Maybe still crawling around
There we go
She's dead now
Do you remember the CGI movie? I have only seen one
which one the one where Leon is on the freeway with 90 mile an hour dogs and he
is killing people do you remember how that movie ends with the it's it Leon and
the main bad guy are like on top of the roof and they do like the closest range
gun caught a bullshit right well not that part it's the fact that all the
Zombies turn back to being people. Oh, yeah
If you eat someone and you eat a loved one, you're suddenly normal. Yeah
Yeah, then you can reverse the virus. That shit was crazy. Yeah, that was definitely that was Chris
I was thinking about okay, okay. No, that's right because
Rebecca who was in the same movie
Yeah, like finds that out that you can reverse the virus
This guy ate his girlfriend, and then he turned back to normal. How do you live with that?
That's crazy.
Leon, you murdered so many people in that hallway.
And they could have came back.
Nobody could come back to normal.
Yeah. Nobody was thinking about that. They didn't give a shit.
He did not. The dogs.
The dogs.
Dude, the thing that blew me away the most in that movie was Leon's complete disregard for human life.
Exactly.
Like he's doing 90 mile an hour on the freeway and these dogs are like chasing him and they're also running 90 miles an hour
And he shoots the dogs and they fly into traffic and the cars explode family of four
Like just gone. I'm like what is this?
You play co Veronica. You should have known
The metal box. It's true
That's true. I'm sorry. We weren't getting around it. Okay. We could have crawled
ain't no way perhaps ain't no way you will never know now damn damn that's so
cool unique counter-annims oh yeah yeah
I
Go points these guys got life on him
What is this I have a remote bomb whoa
Right now
You almost there. Keep running!
I'm running.
Ow!
I think we just found a ride out of here.
Can't we go and really drop it?
Jim, no keys.
Oh, God.
I'll look around for keys.
Are you sure?
Oh, my, my, my spleen is shaking.
Yeah, I know I'm looking for the keys. It's very shaky. I'm looking I'm looking I
Know where the goddamn key is called Jesus this shit sucks
I'm turning the key. Oh
God
I'm driving
He's a really bad driver
I'm driving Jesus Christ Leon I'm gonna barf
What happens if we like we don't do anything?
We probably die.
You think we die?
Maybe.
Without getting killed.
What?
What in the...
What?
My folks!
Damn!
How do you do...
Liam, we weren't even threatened.
Shit.
We weren't even injured.
We weren't even in danger dude chill. I'm gonna roll this bitch Helena check it out
No
My stamina is low I'm fine though. Don't worry about it. All right, here we go
I think so.
Leon will crash every car he's put into.
Damn. I love you. I know.
Our name is Carol.
I love you, Carol.
Helena, whatever.
Are you not a fan of sewers?
That's a weird-ass line.
I mean it'll work on me. Alright. I I love sewers. I love the Ninja Turtles. You get me?
Some form of connection
And it might create more problems than it solves
The lesson I learned well in the military
Bioorganic weapons are a global threat
and we are partly to blame we have to come clean and start working with the rest of the
world if we want to have any chance of fighting this whatever you decide sir I'm with you
I've always valued your friendship, Leon.
It's time we take responsibility.
They should have high-fived.
Did Leon vote for him?
Oh, sorry.
Did Leon vote for him?
Like, what if, like, Ashley's dad was going for it again?
Like, he had to pick between the two?
You found me?
Damn.
That's what should be in the movies.
All off saying.
The amount of, I think I literally need to give my eyes a break.
The amount of camera shake in this game is ridiculous.
Like I'm having a good time, but I literally need to look at something else that's not
the screen because it's, it's crazy dude.
Like I'm feeling it in the back of my neck.
Like, you know, or like the neck meets the brain right there.
I'll, I'm going to be honest.
I had water during that cutscene because I felt it happening.
Dude, I was literally I was literally nursing this water during the cutscene. I was nursing it chat
Give me a second to take a break on that. I'm gonna go grab some excedrin
Holy shit, give me a moment. Holy hell
Nuts, I saw that there was a mod to reduce the camera shake, but it doesn't work online apparently
What the hell is the point?
What is the point?
Let me go get some excedrin.
Can you turn it off? No.
I don't think there's any way to reduce it.
I actually don't.
Let's look to see if we can turn off the QTE.
No, not chat. So we had to go to the main menu for that.
We'll take care of that later.
I say after chapter one.
Just in case.
Let's just do this. Give me one second.
I'm going to go downstairs real fast.
Two minutes.
This is weird.
Good God, dude.
All right, I'll be right back.
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
I'll keep chat company.
Chat, just understand.
This game is not the worst, all right.
Hi, how are you guys doing today?
Hello, hello.
Hi.
So, no, we're not talking about FF14.
I know what you're trying to do.
I've been reading this all day.
I'm watching you.
I'm watching, and I also thank you guys again.
a lot of people following. I saw people subscribing and everything. I appreciate it. I haven't been
around too much recently. I've been taking a nice mental health break and I recommend everyone
for yourself to stop doom scrolling and put yourself first, alright? Take care of yourself,
put your mental health first and don't, uh, don't, don't worry about anything else but
worry about yourself, right?
That's all I'll say.
I've been trying to do stuff for myself.
I've been, you know, footing myself first.
Don't play this game.
Part of mental health.
Come on, man.
Yeah, and please do some self care.
What's the worst resident evil mainline?
I don't like zero.
Oh yeah, I've been, I'm not going to say too much, but I told people before that I've
been doing antidepressants and putting my health first a lot more and I'm trying to
be the best version of myself that I can be.
So I want to take this time and tell you guys, I hope you put yourself first and if
If you needed a sign to do this for yourself, this is your sign, all right?
That's all I'm going to say.
Gerr, don't, don't you dare!
This is your sign to put your mental health first.
Yes.
Life is rough out here.
Just please take care of yourself, man.
Yeah, I mean, I like Cove Veronica a lot.
I do like Cove Veronica.
I need any sign I could get.
This is your sign, uh, uh, official.
What if my mental health is very shattered?
Come on, man.
Chat, are you seven or eight?
I do like seven a little bit more, I feel.
Did it remake Kovronika not yet?
Are you not?
Will it be my antidepressants?
I mean, if it works for you, sure.
Are you happy about the Kovronika remake?
I don't know if it's happening,
but what is mental health?
Come on, man, I'm trying to take, I want,
I mean, like this is a real talk.
I want to make sure you guys put yourself first,
because it's been a really good learning experience for me.
You feel me?
So I want to at least share that with you guys.
What's my favorite save room theme?
Resident Evil 2, 1998.
1998, for sure.
You have a genuine moment, Harper Force.
I mean, I could talk about Leon's balls pretty soon.
We'll go back to that, but I want to at least put
that moment out there.
You feel, let me have this.
Let me have this.
His what?
Come on, man.
Come on.
He has physics in nine.
Oh, no.
My stream is crashing because of this.
This is terrible.
Be like Bad Bunny, yes, I do.
Yo, my stream is getting coked right now, chat.
It's reconnecting, just give it some time.
But you guys can still hear me on Max's, right?
Yeah, if you guys can still hear me there,
let it just reconnect, just give it a minute.
I think it's just Twitch being Twitch servers.
So it's fine, don't worry about it.
Yeah, Twitch is being Twitch again.
Just give it a moment.
Bugs Bunny?
Oh.
Yeah, Twitch is freaking out on me, but just give it a little bit, Chat.
Just give it a little bit.
Twitch being bad, unbelievable.
Let me know if it came back on my side.
Yeah, Twitch has been kind of crazy for a- we're back.
If you're back, feel free to refresh.
I'm sorry for the disconnect.
It's not me, it's Twitch.
Yeah, I love your vibe and energy. I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you.
It means a lot. Genuinely. It means the world to me. Twitch has been very weird.
Twitch and Discord is being destroyed. Yeah. Twitch has been really stupid. Twitch is trying
to silence the gospel. Leon's uh, uh, whoevals. You're right. Leon's pause in motion. Um, I would
love a Kovranika remake. Yes. Leon's Wall stopped to stream. Very cool. Your back. Thank you.
I appreciate it.
But yeah, all jokes aside, make sure to put yourself first and try to love yourself and
also do stuff that makes you happy regardless of what other people say, all right.
Play some old childhood games, put a smile on your face, maybe do some new hobbies.
Just enjoy life while you can because this is your only life, right?
I have a cat. Her name is Rebellion. Do you guys want to see her? Hold on, let me show
you my cat. Her name is Rebel. She's named after Dante Sword from Devil May Cry. Rebel,
you want to say hi? There she is. This is little Rebellion. She's on stream right now.
Say hello to rebel
We love rebel here
Little darling
She's eating my hair though
See if I got you popcorn. Oh
Hooray, I got my cat in my hand. I got the cat popcorn too
Yay
Say say hello to little rebel. Hi rebel. Hello
She's chillin on me
I got you.
Hello.
Thank you so much for the some of those.
Appreciate it.
I got you.
All right.
Oh my god.
Popcorn.
I need to get a snack.
I had to like order McDonald's man.
It's been a while.
I have McDonald's.
I had the leftover.
Happy meal from Ripley.
And I was like.
It's been a while.
I had McDonald's, uh,
I had the leftover, uh, happy meal from Ripley.
And I was like, this was really good when it was warm
and it went extremely bad, extremely fast.
McDonald's is so fucking ass when it's reheated.
It's so bad.
Also, Chinese.
Chinese is also really bad reheated.
Ah!
Like, it depends.
It depends.
That could depend.
And if it's like Panda, it's not so great.
OK, you think I go to Panda?
Panda Express isn't a West Coast thing, right?
No, we have.
We have it, OK.
I never bothered to go in there.
Popeyes is OK.
Depends.
What's the best fast food you got in New York?
Best fast food?
Yeah.
I don't know, but I mean, my pizza be going crazy here.
I don't know what I'm saying.
To be real, I've never been to New York much less ever
I had like official New York pizza, but I love thin sliced pizza.
What if I get on a flight and I bring a box of pizza?
Very cold, but you have to reheat it.
Even if you gave me a slice, it would be enough.
I mean, the first time I actually had New York pizza.
Have you ever been to New York?
I've never been.
The most East Coast I've ever been is Flo Rida.
Oh my god, he got low yeah, I've never been to New York. You gotta go. Thank you so much. Oh
No, but seriously you should go to New York. Oh my god
I could take I could take Ripley to the
NYC store. I'm just waiting for like a good like reason
Like a big event or something. Oh my fault. All right. Forget me. All right. My bad. I'm not saying
I'm not a big fan of reason.
I understand.
Chill.
I'm just saying, like, getting me to go out and travel
to things in general since I'm not a traveler.
Chill.
I'm just like, let's like, like, for example, Jesus.
For example, let's just like, there's
a big event or thing or concert that we'd all
be into and go to.
Like, yeah, that gets my ass out there just in general.
So we can all go to it and have fun
and then fulfill the prophecy of the final, like, the New Yorkan.
So I'm like, yeah.
Oh, I was choking on my own spit.
What if you get like a billboard in Times Square?
What?
What if?
Like for the stream?
Yeah.
For Final Fantasy 7, part three, and you're like promoting, you're on the,
the, you know, the screen, the big, big, my name and lights.
Yes.
So if you know that, I love that.
That's just what I'm into.
Exactly.
You know me.
That's my favorite thing.
Oh, for a final fantasy part three of that, in particular.
Yeah.
It's that fast seven.
I'll just pretty much do anything.
Exactly. All right.
Listen, listen guys. Please. Please.
OK, I'm emotionally ready for this.
I'm not. There's my water.
I'm not ready yet.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I swear on everything.
I I all tab and it punched you.
It wasn't on purpose.
I I'm so.
Wait, I'm so funny.
Good work. No.
Good work. I didn't mean to.
I swear. I feel like I'm in time out work.
Let's go. I'm in my time.
I've been I've been kicking the shit out of me in this play through.
You got big feet.
Oh, wow.
That was actually kind of neat.
Yeah, you do. L2. Running and sliding.
In the dirty-ass rat water.
Wait. Oh, skill points. Do we have to...
Do we upgrade these now?
Gotcha, let's go.
Ooh, I can push.
Pull back on movement while sliding to do a 180 on the ground.
oh my god all right oh Jesus fuck oh god all right let's you know you're so
electrocuted I'm fine I'm actually fine all right let's try it but maybe
that's the way to go oh it's not the way to go
Lord Raiden.
Who's that?
Someone's just running around.
That's kind of normal.
I'm gonna be honest.
Is this New York shit?
Holy fuck!
This bitch jumped.
I do have big feet.
I'm so sorry.
I'm happy.
Uh-oh.
Right away from you.
I didn't do anything.
Do we hear a train?
Don't take his ass.
Yes, give me his ass.
Ooh, this guy.
You fiend.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Spin kick.
This trip mechanic is annoying me.
There's a train coming.
There's a train.
I'm not dead.
Are you dead?
I'm not dead.
I'm alive.
But he kills all the zombies.
That's nice.
But he kills all the zombies, that's nice.
Hey.
Uh-oh.
You can turn off melee-friendly melee reactions in the hosting menu?
Nah.
Where's the puppy?
I gotta go.
What do we say about killing dogs?
Uh, shoot before they bite you.
No, it's definitely not a normal dog. Holy shit
Sorry, I didn't mean to
Okay
I see a box. Oh, shit.
We have the same idea. Brainwaves, ooh.
Same brain cell. I love boxes. Especially with yellow tape.
I need me some yellow paint. I don't know where to go.
This is a big ass subway. We've been out here for a while.
This is just fucking rich!
OH!
HOLY SHIT!
NOOOOOO!
I was recovering from combat!
I think he's okay. He's fine.
Maybe you just continue the campaign without me?
Is that how it goes?
He's fine.
Leon died?
You're telling me.
Have you ever seen this clip of Leon fighting a tyrant
and he gets like punched across the like wound into a pillar?
Have you ever seen that?
Uh-oh.
I haven't seen that.
You should. Someone's to get rid of the cliff.
RE2 remake?
No, it's from the second CG movie that you didn't watch.
Oh, I definitely don't see it. Yeah.
Someone has to send it to you.
Yeah, it's Damnation.
Someone's have to send it to him.
Chat, find the link and pin it.
Resident Evil Damnation?
Resident Evil god damn it please guys on fire
he's so different he thinks he's so different bitch thinks he's special
oh god my skill points are there I need it well get over here
I don't think so.
That is the movie Mio, yes.
I do like it how much experimentation there is with the combat in this game.
It is pretty cool.
I love Quickshot.
Ooh, that felt good.
Quickshot comes back in RE9.
Like it was there.
It does.
It is there.
Got it.
I take the left box you take the right box. Oh, there's people behind us
Good war I was behind you Jesus
Hitbox is huge the wonder I've been dying
Dude I was literally behind her and that's like her big dumpy knocked me down
I think that was half a nice pass, I will say.
Ooh, there's a metal here!
What?
Wait Chad, did you get the clip from the animation? He has to see it later, cause it's so funny.
Ooh, that's kinda neat.
That's a good, that's a very good scene.
Not my lucky day.
Look how fast this guy is.
Wait.
I think we run.
Hold up.
Wait, hold up.
Oh, you have a bomb.
Oh my God, just put it down, Leon.
I got you.
Oh, the clip is tyrant and lea- Oh, I can shoot it?
I think I might shoot it off.
Bro, where did that train come from?
It was behind us?
Bro, it killed both of us.
I got hit first.
I got...
Fair.
We're back.
Girl damage.
Ah, my chest.
Can't think of this again.
We do.
We're back.
Girl damage.
Ah, my chest.
Can't think of this again, we do.
Oh, we do.
Alright, let's figure out how to use this.
Have to like, plant it and then set it off.
Yeah, I screamed like I got hit in real life then.
I'm sorry.
We feel it.
You know if you die in a game you die in real life, I feel.
Where's this train?
Wait, you ran up my head so much, you're the zombies, though.
I'm scared.
Where's that shit?
What the fuck is the train, bro?
I...
That gave me no prompt.
So you have the right idea, let's just run forward.
I think we just got a book in there.
Got a sonic speed.
Oh, there's a train to spot like that.
That gave me no prompt.
Maybe we're not next to the wall to get the prompt.
True. Let's run it forward.
On your left.
Oh, sorry. Every time I hear this sound, it reminds me of my iPhone alarm.
So I always look at my phone is it just me chat
Like where is the train bro, okay, oh dude, we are supposed to be paying attention behind us
Okay, okay down here down here. Thank God
God.
What, it just stopped?
Is that what it was talking about?
Who, who's running the train?
Hello?
And who's driving the car?
This ain't opening.
I'm not getting that open.
I can't get you, there's a zombie on me.
I'm in a cut scene.
Please, please.
I'm watching you surrounded by zombies
Get this hat off
The camera
There's making me lose my shit, dude. I go into combat mode and it's like the camera just starts gyrating like crazy
Thank you
I'm having a good time
I'm at the door I'm waiting
Sorry
He's always got a grip too.
Aw, you're not dead.
Before even moving.
Shoot first, ask questions later, remember that.
Helena.
Aw.
Come on.
He look hungry.
Helena.
Look how he's rubbing his belly.
I don't know what to do with it.
Helena.
That's not her.
Come hither.
Are we going to do this again and again and again?
So you're going to slowly open the door?
Behind you.
Bart.
This is a very long sequence.
It really is.
Oh my god, I just realized something, Max.
What?
This is no chapter one.
Holy shit.
This is no chapter one.
Oh, look at this guy.
Take this, you shithead.
Did you get hit?
We have to counter.
Oh, is that the clip?
Hold on.
So important. Is this the clip?
Oh hell yeah. Helena, did you see that?
No, I'm sorry.
Damn it.
Max, Nico found the clip and he time stamped it for you.
You have to see it.
Here's the clip of Leon getting slugged.
Hold up.
Yes, you have.
Oh, my lord.
Just understand how bad this is.
Oh
He's dead
You're telling me
It's just get up not yes
Dude he gets up and he's angry he gets up mad how dare you do that to me I I never understood
I think he could take a train. Yeah, he could take a train. He could take a train.
He'll get knocked over, but that'll be fine.
Also, remember that movie is like two weeks before RE6 or some shit.
Oh, like canonically?
Yes, it's right before Resident Evil 6.
Oh, I remember this area.
Yeah, things about to go down
What love
Yes, this is very GTA is she looks like a dude, what are you doing?
It won't even let me save her.
That's crazy.
OOPS!
Ow!
Peta.
The horse.
Peta.
Oh shit, I'm getting spit on.
Oh my god, I'm getting ultra spit on.
I have an explosive.
Oh.
What the fuck?
Why?
Please!
What the fuck?
Ha ha ha! What the fuck?
Wow, what the hell did I press?
Oh, I have to do that.
I'm tired of these spitters, bro, please!
Aw, shit, he just slapped this shit out of me!
Here, Belayna, get down!
Tryna-
I'm s- I'm- I'm leaving.
Waaah!
Are you okay?
I'm exploding and I'm being spit on.
Yeah, I gotta figure out how to get this shit working.
There we go.
Okay.
Well, they're coming.
What are conditions like up there?
From the top, Rue.
Okay.
I was organizing my inventory.
What the fuck?
Girl, relax!
Helena.
Did you know they took away these?
Oh what?
These tickets in NYC, now we have like omni cards, we don't have no more like metro cards,
they're gone.
You have like credit cards with some shit?
Yeah, it's just a card now.
gonna be QR codes in the future. It's crazy to have a city that's like entirely built around
public transportation, because I have no idea what the hell that's like.
like. Every time I visit LA, it makes me mad. Yeah. It makes me drive so that you're
everywhere and anywhere. It makes me pissed. Holy shit. Sir. What the fuck just? Why'd
he blow up? He was, he was, he saw Leon. I would also explode if I saw Leon, you feel
Damn this game is crazy!
I think I had a sub nonchalant.
I see a barrel. I see an RE4 barrel.
Yeah, literal RE4 barrel is over here.
Right here, look, look, look.
RE4 barrels.
Yeah, they're bad.
I didn't shoot the zombie. I mean he saw Leona. He's over. He's trying to get it
Please have a line
Dude, what is your problem? What the shit?
This is just chaos evil six
What? Why? Why? Why? I don't understand. Did you, did you melee me?
No, I didn't!
Back of Alch, I did not. You ran into the ladder.
She goes like a big dumpy.
I just got laid out for some reason.
I need some ladder from.
I don't understand what happened.
We just gave up.
We just got hired.
Interesting.
I don't want his hat.
I don't think they have costumes in this game.
I just realized they don't.
They don't have costumes?
Not in the story, no.
I don't know if we should be shooting anybody here, right?
I'm just running.
should be shooting anybody here, right? I'm just running. I have a flashlight on them for some reason.
We know after the barrels. Yeah.
Just go point.
They do a lot of reuse assets. A little bit. A little bit.
He's killing me. He's killing me. He's killing me.
No. He was chilling. Why did you kill Bobby, bro?
Oh, Bobby did nothing.
The switch, she could change costumes and story, really?
No, there's no way.
Where are you going?
Oh my god, people, please.
Leon!
What?
He did not see that he did not see that you know I I missed it
This is almost ran you pull last car tried to run me over
Modern red
I missed it what the fuck is going on
Places just like like a clown show
You can even catch our breath
Didn't you hear me say we have to hurry
I'm so bummed that Leon doesn't have the kick.
He just like aggressively pushes the door open, doesn't kick it open.
So lame.
I don't know what to do with it.
Is there anything else here?
Oh my god, they didn't recognize me.
This is sad.
They're just high.
Damn this camera I am holding on
Like legit, I don't think I ever remembered the camera of this game actually like affecting my brain
Yeah, I do hold on a second
Like it is affecting me man screen settings, maybe brightness
Camera controls, camera speed.
Yeah, a few of you would definitely help, I feel.
I think that would help.
What the fuck is this menu, bro? I wish I could.
This was a menu.
camera's giving me legit cold sweats it's nuts damn it's locked I feel like
Like I'm playing in VR.
It is a camera.
This guy looks normal.
I don't want to shoot him.
He looks swollen.
He's fine.
Oops.
Damn. The big knife.
Did that actually damage you or no?
No, it doesn't.
Okay, thank God. Ow! Yeah, you're right. It doesn't. Shit.
Look at-
This one's- Ow!
I'll do it.
Don't you dare.
I'll do it.
Helena?
I'll do it.
Helena, don't.
I'll burn this whole fuckin' family down.
Can I explode it?
Oh, no! My God!
Why would you?
That actually hurt, damn.
Yeah, that hurts.
You know what else hurts?
Don't you dare.
Don't you put a bomb- Don't put a bomb there.
I know you would. If you had the opportunity, you would, too.
Okay, I think we can go over here now.
Holy shit!
Unhands him, Fiend.
This shit is just happening.
Nice, sir.
Thank you.
Ooh, oh my god. It's time.
Hey, what's time?
Did you get the shotgun there?
Oh, yeah, I got my stuff already. I have mine little. Yeah, we don't say people we just we just save ourselves
That's one thing I really liked about Leon's character in our easy remake
They made them an actual hero, you know, not just a survivor, he's a hero.
And now, we don't have a hero.
We'll see.
Aw, come on, man.
What's the ring like nails in that shockboard?
We've kind of killed this dude.
Why does this shotgun suck ass?
Lies is cool.
I don't see a Magikarp watch this.
Aw, never mind.
What the fuck?
Does the guy come from the ceiling?
Ooh, still points.
Right here.
Oh yeah, a big one.
I think this will split up a little bit, yeah.
This is still chapter one chat.
Wow.
I'm going to sort of hurl you.
Good.
This is an RE5 puzzle, uh-oh.
Oh
I'm going downstairs. Oh my god. There's a lot
Why did that delay explode
I'm trying
Oh, Helena's kind of cool.
Hang on.
I take back everything I said.
Her with the Hydra?
Mmm.
I'll put it.
I take back everything I said.
Why good Lord controls so many items.
We got somebody.
Wait, where are you?
Thank you
And the Hydra is such a good item
I have no I do not remember at all
What is happening?
No!
I don't want to die!
We're here to save you!
Oh my God.
God, you killed the freaks!
What the hell did we do this for?
The shotgun is awful.
It seems so bad.
Oh, it's his first hand's a cop!
What the hell?
No, no, no, no!
What the hell?
No, no, no, no, no!
It was his first day as a coffee son.
Aw.
Poor dude.
Here's a dickhead.
Dude, there are so many cool contextual bullshit.
I feel the big guy.
Oh, uh, Max, Max, Max!
HOLY SHIT!
It ran me over.
Well, how the fuck was I supposed to know that was gonna happen?
There's a one and a two.
Thank you.
What a good add.
Dude, what are you doing?
If you shoot the bomb on his chest
Let's do it
No way
Hey, come on. It's safe for here. There's a gunshot.
Hey, we can rearm there. Oh my god, Kendo.
Probably starting with people there too. So is this guy's first thing at the cop?
And we're going to a gunshot. Interesting. Interesting.
I didn't put two ones together. It's a never explored territory in Resident Evil.
Yeah, never. Wait. Absolutely not.
I got boxes. Oh wait, what's there? Nothing special.
hold on to you trash is my treasure
alright there's nothing you do something good all right muffle
okay damn she can just straight up do like a martial law kick
okay you put her in second is anyone here
Yeah, me. I'm holding up on the second floor. Come on, man. Open up. You gotta let us see.
Forget it. Oh, yeah, this. Unless you ever get rid of him, this door stays closed. Are
you low on thought? Because you think we are. Externators. Um, not. Yes. Not yes. Yeah.
I thought I was good, but I'm not I'm okay. I'm okay
I'm gonna heal cuz
Thank you
Got any items
I
Mean
Dude this guy I don't like this angle
Sorry
They're kind of chill, they're kind of killing everyone.
Alright, well, this is like the RE5 thing but like worse.
Holy shit!
I was gonna say party.
This bitch jumped through the window.
You know the carlos part.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's giving me that.
Oh
She's fine
Dump him
You got a cop right there willing to save your life come on man
Valentine's Day is in a few days, just dumped him. What a dickhead.
I was personally killing him.
I'm too late.
I'm trying to, is this Peter?
They keep trying to jump at me through the window.
I'm killing them, I'm trying to kill them.
Yo, his model looks so weird.
I'm glad GTA characters.
They don't look defied at all.
Jesus.
It's so funny to cut to a scene of this guy being an idiot.
What the hell?
I got two here five.
Cool.
I'm not dead yet.
What the shit, he came at him.
This guy invincible?
No.
I
Killed his ass
He's still not good. Oh, he's not now. I'd love to aim here like
Bro, I'm losing control. Oh, he got bit
Hello, I don't understand. I don't understand. Are you okay? I get up
Thank you so much take them on the table before anything
there it is okay they don't have any sparkles or anything they don't it's
as hard as hell to see items on the floor at times I don't I don't like it
I appreciate already five now yeah like Ryan is very five this doesn't have
nearly as much weird jank.
Yeah, I do like, I do like my hair.
But Leon's Campinas!
Oh my god, his textures!
I got some folks coming for me in a bus any minute now if we can make it on board it's
a straight shot to Tall Oaks Cathedral people are evacuating there heard it on the radio
but that's a big if it's a shitstorm out there we ain't waiting for any stragglers conveniently
They're going to the cathedral.
No Japanese dude get the shutters.
We'll use shop to that man.
OK.
It's just a defense section.
Yeah, long one certainly is.
Now I hear the work for us.
Oh wait that's not even here.
That's the old man.
Oh!
Oh I got it.
I got a bomb right there.
Three, two, one.
Okay, okay.
Oh I can move her with my body.
I had explosives all over me.
You're in the cutscene!
Well, what the fuck?
I was literally in a cutscene and I got grabbed.
Why did they all do the same animation?
What is happening what the fuck is that what the fuck is happening what in the fuck is
happening putting a bomb right next to him I I I I I that was you
That was you!
Noooo...
Yes it was.
I didn't know you were gonna walk that way.
Well-
Oh my god! He's eating him!
I'm gonna-
Is your shitting a shit at him right now?
No! I'm shooting the guy!
Oh, I saw his blood everywhere.
Oh wait, there's a bomb there.
What am I-
Dude, the game is constantly taking control of the camera.
And I'm like where do I look what I'm supposed to be looking I'm sorry for bombing you
It wasn't on purpose at the AR where I
Did not meet some bomb you assault rifle
I don't see it, yeah.
Oh, there's grenades in here.
Yeah, thank you.
All right.
Woo-wee!
Going upstairs.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Explosive right here. I'm not so I'm not no
Not with me not anymore man. What?
How did he get in? I don't know dude. I
Got to look away from the game for a second
I don't look away so bad
Like camera wise
I'm putting a bomb down here.
I'm going to.
I got my time.
I'm there.
My melee combo.
It's fine.
Why is that?
Oh my god.
Feels like my gun doesn't do anything.
That was neat.
Oh, there's items. There's a lot of items at a place.
Yeah, in here.
Is that it?
The music, the hero music.
I guess we're leaving? Ah, there we go.
I hope so. That sounds mean, but...
I think we're leaving.
Oh my...
Dude.
Even the camera of me just jumping down. It was insane.
Get us out of here!
How is that?
I just remember a tech. Oh my god. I remember a fun tech. If you want to learn, you just
He's slot real fast like this.
Dude, I just want to play the game.
Like every single time we're doing something, like the game takes over.
Shit, dude.
Holy shit.
I think we're just getting older, you know?
Have you ever thought about that?
Maybe our eyes just...
It's gotta be something, man.
Oh my god.
That was an hour!
Woohoo!
An hour! Almost 40 minutes!
Like, something about it.
Maybe it's because I entered with like a little bit of a headache or something, but...
the camera is literally making me sick to my stomach like I cannot look at the
screen for very long because of how insane it is it's just insane this is
normal chat like maybe stop eating no the eating is the thing that's that's
making it better I'm chewing on something which is like helping it's brutal
I will definitely not be able to,
we'll have to continue this on like a different day
and do like a chunk.
I'm-
How about this?
Yeah.
I have a plan for us.
Okay.
What if we do the first two chapters today, right?
No, I can't do anymore today.
I'm actually cooked.
Okay.
Okay, you're cooked, you're cooked.
I'm cooked.
Do Neo, do Neo 3.
I might actually, I need to like sit
and not look at the game's camera for a bit
to see how I feel.
Because like the only thing that seems like,
All right, how do I feel better right now?
I need to go lay down.
Like, I'm trying not to throw up at the moment.
I'm not even joking.
I'm good.
Go on.
What was the plan?
Oh, I was gonna say, if you wanted to like play me
or you call a break, I don't mind.
Cause that was a long, hefty chapter.
No, we need to come back like on a different day.
But I also need to just give myself like a few minutes
just like let's just chill and let's talk about it let's talk about it without
having the game be there I think the combat is better than I remember
however all the guns feel bad right like any shooting you're doing like the way
the enemies respond is all bad.
Did you see the little trick I was doing at the end?
I remember something that helps a lot.
I gotta show you the trick next time.
Yeah, I was doing it at the end.
You could quick spot so fast and use so much damage.
Yeah, I feel like I feel like I'm I'm able to do a lot of really neat things,
But none of the enemies are like recoiling in a way that makes me feel like I'm doing anything unless I melee them melee
It could be but in like RE4 and RE5
It was very concise and like you shoot an enemy in the arm and they go like
They recoil this way or the head or whatever like you you feel like oh
Yeah, I've made contact with the enemy and they are reacting to such and in this game
It just doesn't happen like straight up
I feel that, it's so fun.
I, I, I, this game is pretty rough, I do think it's funny though, it tries to take
itself too serious and I think it's entertaining to make fun of it.
Yeah, and I, I actually dig all the mechanics and stuff like that, but here's what I remember.
I remember like you played through it and the game has like potentially the sickest combat
of a Resident Evil ever, but the campaign never asks you to use it.
it like there's never a moment where it's like oh like here's a spot where a
zombie jumps at you you can dive back and do some cool shit the game is like
you can just shoot you know it's like a choice like you can choose to use it in
in mercenaries it's much more obvious like as much more opportunity to do
cool shit, right? Yeah, I get it. I mean, Jake's campaign definitely tells you a
little bit more to do that stuff, but you don't really need it for anything else.
Yeah, Leon's campaign is the worst. I set this too many times. No one believes me.
I did Leon's the worst. Yeah, and the thing that was getting me the most was
that as soon as I was like, in a moment, trying to solve something by shooting or
or combating monsters, the camera would cut away
to something else.
And I'm like, dude, I'm working here.
And constantly, it's like, just let me,
it's like the game does not want me to actually play it.
Like, we want to show you something else that's happening.
It's like, for the sake of chaos.
The camera cuts and the stuck-in animation
does make this really problem.
Yeah.
That's like, that was getting me the most.
Was that like, wait, where am I now?
like constantly feeling like I'm cutting away from the action.
It's like I'm not used to that in any game.
So, I'm already feeling a bit better
that the game isn't moving in front of my face.
Hooray!
I'm feeling a bit better.
Well, I'm scared to go back in.
I will say maybe, you were playing Neil three,
I said maybe you take a break from it.
I might feel that.
We don't have to do every single,
like we don't have to force the group, force it.
I don't mind.
I still think we can beat this and I think this is
From what everyone's saying and what I remember. This is kind of the roughest spot for that shit
Yeah, the beginning of the game is like that
So when we come back we need to get through like the other chapters
We could do two and three one day and just do it in chunks. Yeah. Yeah, there's just two
Other days. This is a really long chapter. Yeah, this one this went on for a long time
Went on for a very long time
Anyway, all right
G's to G's tiff. Thank you
Our
This was this was definitely in
Ways like better than I remember and then also way worse like something about it is is interesting
Yeah, I think that's actually kind of fair like
It's it's almost like weirdly too ambitious and also not ambitious enough
Like it's funny. It has no idea what the hell it wants to be
And that's kind of what I remember about it
All right, that's the case though. Oh, I'm just gonna rate and see because I'm just gonna relax also on my side
Yeah, I'm in a debate what I want to do after this too
Play some video. I was watching. Okay. I'll try I'll try. All right. Thanks. Jeff
All right. Have a good one. Bye. Bye
That's the tip chat go ahead and shoot her a follow please do
This was
Really tough on me. This was really hard for me to like
Sustainably look at the screen for a long period of time
and
It's like do have any of the other Resident Evil games done that to me. No never
This this specific playthrough of Resident Evil 60 feeling okay. It's getting better
But it's like literally it was literally like what I get with VR sickness. It was kind of like that
It wasn't um, I was legit like getting close to hurling
Like I'm like, I think I'm in a barf.
This is the kind of stuff that specifically like the bobbing camera shit, it sets me off.
Like it's the ultimate distraction where it legit causes motion sickness to me, like legit.
Um, and for some reason it's like,
it was a lot.
It was a lot.
I'm going to see, I'm going to check that there's a mod for,
let's check the settings here first and foremost.
There is a mod for the game that does lower that setting specifically but I
don't know if it works online
and I think it doesn't help that I like started the evening with a little bit of
a headache but bro I'm sorry chat I wish I can just play through all of it right
now but it legit was like having an impact on me and it was also that like
Shit was just shifting and moving around all over the place like I would be like fighting and then
Suddenly I'm grabbed by something off-screen that I'm like what and and I would just have no clue
What's happening so the camera would cut and what it wouldn't like it would be happening in this moment
No, it would cut to something else happening, and I'm getting grabbed and I'm like bro. What the fuck is going on
It's it's so messy. It's a game with cool combat, but it feels like so messy
Yeah, default camera field of view.
We have it maxed out currently.
Position with aiming.
Now, those, they added, oh wait, wait, wait, we have the options for auto complete QTE.
I wonder. Bye, Tiff. Thank you. Maybe in game setting. Auto action button. Have actions
automatically activated. Chat. This was such a problem when the game came out. People were
complaining that like, dude, when you're supposed to be playing in mercenaries and you get a
lot of close range interactions and you have to break out of things, a lot of those interactions
will either boil down to mashing one button or wiggling the stick a whole bunch and depending
on the enemy the stronger ones you have to wiggle really fast and really hard.
People were breaking their controllers like no shit like people were literally mashing
their controllers to death so much so that it was such a it was such a complaint that
they added this to the game and and it just makes us that you don't have to you don't
have to literally hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks constantly so it just completes
them. It's nuts. It's crazy, dude. Yeah, on higher difficulties, it's even harder. So
anyway. Oh, damn it. I was going to, uh, we'll keep the FF, uh, we'll keep the FF 14 mentioned
there when we jump into this with Tiff again. But the idea is that I'm going to give Tiff
Five gift subs every Final Fantasy 14 mentioned. Don't tell her that. Don't tell her that. She's not allowed to know that.
By the time this is over, I'm going to give her five gift subs for every mention.
But you can't, she's going to abuse the mechanic, okay?
She knows about it. She's going to give me an entire backstory on FF14
and Ardburt and all of his likes and dislikes, okay?
So I cannot allow her to know that. She's going to go ham.
clean slate. Oh man. I thought about sitting further than the screen so
comparatively speaking.
Like my arm can't even reach it. Full arm length. Right from where I'm playing I
have to lean in like this far. This is not like the monitors here chat. I can't
I didn't even touch the monitor from arm length, I can't, I have like leaned forward a whole bunch if I was even to touch the monitor
It's pretty far away. As far as I can go, I can be like back here
Like FPS streamers like you look at Shroud and shit and dude they're like playing like this flows
I'm like dude, what the fuck?
I don't get it. They like play like this far away. It's like less than two feet
This is a
Above arm arms length distance. It's like about like three and a half four feet away
way. So I cannot. I just can't do that in general. And I only have like a 28 inch monitor.
Being a fix for the setting for motion blur. No, motion blur is not the problem. It's
not motion blur. That doesn't make me upset. It's the shaking. If we're talking about camera
shake, there's no setting for that in this game. It's a common thing that is like that
people complain about dude, what do you think for the 20 gift subs, man? Thank you. It's
the camera shake it's nauseating and any games were like you you're um you're
playing an FPS and the game does this right and there's a bob fucks me up
straight up I'm just like oh my god dude I'm dying I'm dying and then I get a
game like doom or like even call of duty they don't do that like doom is super
smooth and it's it's no problem I can play this game for like eight hours
straight any game where it's like this massively shaky camera all over the place
from like an eight when I have to aim and it's doing this so it fucks me up fucks
me up can't believe it is it related to motion sickness I do get motion sickness
in some ways yeah I do but it's um oh son no to remake it happen to me as well
yeah yeah oh yeah
Did you hear this when you played RE6?
The thing is, the last few times we played RE6, I would not be the one playing all the
time.
And we would be playing it with your video games.
So we'd be sitting here, and we would be like passing the controller and jiving and
talking.
It's been like no kidding, 14 years since I played this game with myself, and even when
we did that I think I was making videos on it. Something, no, Wolfenstein destroyed you.
I couldn't play the Wolfenstein games because of it. Yeah. Apex was bad for me too. I don't,
I don't do it again. I only played Apex for like the first day it was out. I don't remember
there being any issues. We got like five wins in day one. It was like Steven Simmons who
with them. Yeah. Is it possible you change the FOV that can lead to more motion sickness?
I don't know. Maybe. Maybe the very wide FOV was doing it. Could be a thing. Never happened
19.95. Here. Let's watch that. Hold on. I want to see something. I need to get a snack
because like snacking on things actually helps me with motion sickness. I think I get candy
or something like that. I need to like snack on something. Um, 36. Right.
Thank you, Wiggy. Thank you so much, man. Yeah, nine years ago.
I think he's got his own goddamn 60 frame per second camera.
All right, there we go.
Four nine.
Look at him go.
That's great.
Neon!
Wait!
Neon!
Oh, man.
Neon!
That's my dad!
Don't shoot him!
We're not really friends.
We're all just actors.
Benny, he, Benny is a guy that plays Benny.
I hate him.
Can't stand him.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What?
Yeah, that was your knife, though.
I need that.
I'm glad you're here.
Move it.
This way.
Follow me.
There's one thing these games will always get that's really satisfying.
Zombies' heads popping.
Like the goddamn balloons.
Oh!
even that shit isn't saying to me
Oh, yeah. Oh, no. I got that shit, man.
Oh, nice. That shit is fun. I'm going to tell you right now.
When you find Leon in Resident Evil 7, don't kill him because it's going to change the ending.
Leon turns into a zombie anyway and bites Ada, but Ada's the one that saves you only as she nades out with Barry.
And trust me, guys, at the end, only if you complete that stuff will Akuma throw you the rocket launcher to kill the Neo Tyrant.
Who ever lied to you about spoilers?
You.
Nice tip.
I think he's dead.
Was that me?
I knew he was dead.
Fuck that.
Oh, okay.
Max is dead!
Fuck that!
Oh, Max died in Resilience!
Look at the world, like the exact same...
What the fuck?
Oh, no!
Max!
No!
He was laid down and he decided...
I'm still awake.
I'm still fucking alive.
He's happy.
He's getting a...
He's getting a booty dance right now.
I'm glad you're here.
fucking barfing
I didn't see it at all
that's normal behavior sentence
I have to figure it out
ring all five bells
wow that's really tough
guys here we go the greatest resident evil monster ever
oh my god I forgot about this thing
yeah alright
I did
right
I want to do land parties again yeah
I'm trying to fight his own so I can't do it.
I'm trying to get him right by his own.
You don't have to apply your smash by the tactics for this game of just staying back.
And I survived!
Oh shit!
Fuck, you did our fight, he's always gonna be getting good at it.
Hey, Steve, you don't have to apply your smash for the tactics for this game of just staying back and doing that.
And I survived! Oh shit, how would you do that?
We need you alive!
Right, you didn't do any shit about it.
Damn right, I can take care of myself.
Yeah! Oh yeah!
Jennifer, stay with me!
Oh, it's a shit.
Steve, look how you just fell.
Oh, it's Steve as a-
AHHHHHHH!
Wow, whatever happened, it was neat.
You stuck your fingers at that depot six.
I'm not watching that ring on the stage.
That sounds like some kind of a-
Shut up, Ada!
No, it's talking about you fucking life.
Cock-clocking whore.
Where did you get that? Where did you get that?
Start up.
Where did you get the explosives?
You've literally been in a coffin for like 1500 years.
And that really doesn't make sense, by the way.
Considering the history of a goddamn America and where we are.
For an American over here.
Yeah, we're in America. We're in America.
You're in like, Pennsylvania or something.
Yeah.
Yes, there's catacombs in America.
No, it doesn't exist.
Native Americans built this.
What?
A thousand years ago.
What?
The Native Americans built this 2,000 years ago.
Native Americans built this.
Yeah, a thousand years ago.
I love it.
Why don't you jump?
Why is the shark in our arms?
There's so many questions! How far does this catacomb go?
Hey, where are you falling to?
And where are the barrels coming from? Why are there so many barrels that I can't find?
We've been so much falling. Like, you must be only...
Yeah, how do you fall for this guy?
I'm falling for the dynamite!
How is there so much dynamite down here?
I'm falling, son of a bitch!
How is this shark able to breathe so long outside of here?
The only reason he says we need to go to China is because you are there when you get out.
You really think that? Yeah. Exactly.
Holy fuck, you're outside now?
How did you fall thousands of feet to eventually just pop out of the city when you went up?
Like, we went up.
Is the elevation of the entrance to this place like 10,000 feet up?
Like, I want the Dark Souls map of how the hell actually happened.
I want the Dark Souls map of how the fuck we got that high up.
Like, the elevation would have killed them if they'd gotten that high up.
We're in the city of the ancients.
for hours.
Yeah.
Hour, right, bro?
We fell down some catacombs, and then we went to a catacomb.
We fell down seven different times.
And then another catacomb.
Yeah.
But the big thing is the fact that there's my fron.
There's a fron.
You have to slide, son.
Faw.
Accurately.
No.
It wasn't her.
Flander!
Lies!
I lost all my money because of her!
We've all lost everything, Chris.
One, listen, 80,000 people!
Kiss me right now and we can make it all better!
Helena, give me a hand.
Helena!
Oh, fuck.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Ah, fuck that.
This is actually okay, I'm okay with this.
It's very unfortunate that they threw up the game out of it.
Okay.
Wow, they're gonna do the fucking wires.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
That's a good timing.
Why is Leon's hair still amazing?
I don't think you would see Chris punch a boulder in this game. Even if he had an opportunity and the boulder was there and it murdered peers, he wouldn't do it.
do it
zombie cars wow
zombie cars Steve wow I should not remember that
zombie cars oh my y'all
and this is where the resident evil series
takes a giant dive
yeah let's just kick the
let's just kick the shit out of him
that makes sense right
Please, let me go stab him, my god damn face.
Give me some options and tactics, a bit go ahead with a button to wiggle the sticks.
The damn QTE happens too fucking quick.
I'm tired of bashing me and the long stick.
This gives me options, something to shake.
No, I'm not gonna go butchering to wiggle the sticks.
I love that song.
In your hands, in your hands,
ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE!
AAAAAAARGH!
They're fighting! They're done!
They're not! We're still alive!
Here you go, here! Here you go, here!
There you go, my kid!
That's the boy kid!
Ronnie died in fire when we ran over him with a train.
Yeah, yeah.
That's making fun of me.
Oh my god! Oh my god! I thought it was over!
Yes, I forgot.
It's time for you to die Simmons.
Now you will be the one that is gone and no one will miss you.
Now Simmons, enough is enough.
In the future you will be dead, but I will be living.
So it has to end here.
I have more to say, but we will have to fight like her.
It has to be this way.
Time to leave it all behind.
No one will cry for you.
There are no more tears Simmons be had.
We can smile again.
you just rammed this into his face like Elena pushed me really hard
This entire story happens because the main bad guy whose name is Simmons falls in love
with an Ada clone and is upset that the Ada clone doesn't love him back.
I can't remember. I think that's it. I think that's actually the story. I think that's
actually the story. Why clone Eda? No, that's not the question. I think the story is legit.
main guy falls in love with Ada's clone and that clone does not want to return that affection.
For some reason. I don't know why. He is more obsessed with Ada so he overwrites Carla's DNA
to turn her into Ada and she is not so happy. Right.
Yeah. Okay, so we're saying, oh my god, it's worse. We're saying that the main bad guy Simmons
transformed his wife into an Ada clone. And now he's upset that his wife slash Ada clone, not his
wife? Not even his wife. So, restarting. This guy, Simmons, turns his girlfriend or
assistant or love interest into an Ada clone, expects love in return after turning her into
somebody else, and is upset that that love is not sent in return, coworker, intern, all
right? So he goes insane. That's the story. The Adaclone wants to be Ada now. It keeps
getting stupider. Like I thought my initial description was bad? Does this keep getting
worse and worse? It's getting progressively worse as we talk it out. This game is crazy.
like, this game is legit crazy. Bro was down bad for Ada, co-worker gets jealous because
of Ada and causes the plot and tries to kill Ada. And then he becomes a T-Rex at some
point. It becomes like a zombie T-Rex. Chat, there is a good reason why when the director
of RE9 acknowledges that Leon in RE9 is a post-Resident Evil 6 Leon, why is that significant?
Because I think it's the first time since Resident Evil 6 that Capcom actually acknowledges
that this shit happened.
It's a direct acknowledgement that they, we do not talk about it.
Like RE6 is not discussed, like there's no mention of it.
It was just, we moved to RE7 and it goes beyond that, right?
It was sort of the first direct acknowledgement that RE6 is the thing that actually happened.
So that was bizarre. It was like, whoa, okay, damn, that's crazy. That's crazy. So it is
canon. It happened. Still, Capcom was so ashamed by it that it only took them 14 years to pretty
much verbally acknowledge its existence.
Yeah
Feel dumber, I got feel fucking dumber after it's hot egg
You care
Exactly
That's everyone everyone everyone take a mic. They're gonna take a break out. They're being seven things. I need to get on this one
Here we go
I know she's talking to shit.
Alright, here we go.
Okay guys, aura7000 says please stop with the fart noises.
So you guys only playing the Leon campaign if we're lucky if we're lucky I'm gonna get
through the Leon campaign if we're lucky this mod claims to help and says it
works online I am saving that I am saving that dude let me check it out
man less intrusive camera all right six is a great game with memorable
cinematic presentation and some beautiful camera work. However, the game sometimes goes too far with its cinematic aspects and the bleed over into
gameplay for players, this can sometimes lead to enemies landing cheap hits or story events being forced to play out for veterans on repeat playthroughs, which slow down the game journey.
the mod aims to remove most of the camera and movement limitations that are
sometimes forced on the player during the game to emphasize or focus on certain
events. It doesn't cover every single one but it should definitely make playthrough
smoother for players both new and returning alike.
Let me see. Yeah I'll play RE4 Remake Randomize. I'm looking forward to that.
It's smoother, that's for sure.
It definitely is smoother.
It isn't nearly as- it's still like insane.
But it doesn't make me go like, oh Jesus, there's still a lot of movement, but it's
It's not like, it's still bad.
I think that's the bigger issue of the entire game, is that the guns just feel bad, right?
I think it's just like the overall issue with the experience is that the guns themselves
don't feel good.
Like shooting things feels sort of bad, man.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm going to save this.
Thank you, Cal.
Yeah, in some ways, like what has happened from this initial playthrough is that I don't
really feel any different about the game.
I feel, I feel most of the stuff that transpired tonight with playing it was like, okay, yeah,
what I felt was true, the game does suck.
But some of the combat shit is every time I play it genuinely gets me excited with what
is possible.
Like, oh man, like, the combat is actually mad cool.
it's what you can do is so sick. But it doesn't help that, like, again, the enemies that you fight
and how you engage with them is not interesting. Like, and the game never really asks you to
engage with enemies in an interesting way. It's like, it's all a suggestion. So you can just run
through the game and just shoot and melee every once in a while. It's not like the parry in RE4
Remake which was a brand new thing that was added to the game that does enhance the gameplay in some way
the parry and re4 remake was like oh yeah this shit is this shit is crazy it's really good
but all the cool stuff that's in this game is completely optional and it feels bad right giving
uh yeah no we we we just played literally three hours of the game chat and i was about to throw up
can't remember, can't remember, can't remember want to throw up so I can't play
anymore tonight. I'm decompressing off of it. You mean the melee combat, not the
gunplay? No, I mean everything, like everything. Like why use this stuff in
some way? You know, like why utilize these things against enemies? Why? Why? So...
And there's a few games that are like that. Like Devil May Cry 2 is like that.
Or it's like you can do these things.
There's an option to do cool stuff, but why?
The game never tells you that you need to.
What is the most effective thing you can do
with the least amount of effort and the least amount of risk?
Shoot, just use your guns and blast.
So yeah, just shoot the guns, yeah.
No, no, my play time before we started
was at like 30 minutes.
And that campaign, it was an hour and 30 minutes
of in the campaign.
Does it include all the restarts
and potentially some cutscenes?
Yeah, that was, it was an hour and 30 minutes of gameplay.
Not an hour and 30 minutes of total time.
We were in there for a while.
Like a while.
DMC2 has tons of useless moves
that frame trap the player, actually,
Or you can just shoot everything.
Exactly.
First chapter took that goddamn long.
It was just a long time.
Yeah.
Anyway, I'm not even at the church yet, I know.
The church is the worst part.
It's the worst part.
All right.
Yeah, I'm definitely not any nicer on this game.
I'm not.
I'm not any nicer on it.
I think my criticism was valid.
I think the shit that I've talked about this for a long time, I'm not saying that you don't,
I'm not saying that the game isn't beloved by some as a co-op game.
Sure, I can understand how you can have fun with this.
I can get it.
I, it just, I aggressively dislike it.
Tanada, thanks for the prime.
I think that's where I'm at.
Where I'm just like backed up by my personal feelings ever since it came out, where it's
just like, yeah, I think it's genuinely bad.
Maybe like one of the craziest efforts that Capcom has put into a Resident Evil game for
it to be as bad as it is for my personal tastes, you know? It just feels sloppy. It feels like
really sloppy. Silent Hill Transmission tomorrow? Oh, I think... Oh, you're right. That's a... Isn't
that after the state of play? Isn't that after state of play? Your opinion on the game has gotten
worse after seeing it again. I played it with a friend and we had fun, but man, yeah. Yeah,
You pretty much enjoy it as much as you possibly can enjoy it from a co-op perspective like if you like co-op in games is naturally fun
So it is
Main issue with the game is that it should have been three full games. Yeah, they tried to do a little bit everything
What do you mean you don't like the character assassination of Chris dude? Yeah
Yeah, it's straight up. It did dude to be honest. It isn't even just Chris. It's also Leon
Like, they assassinate Chris, Chris sucks in this game. They assassinate his character and they also
completely, Leon is devoid of character. Doesn't make any sense. It's, it is bizarre. Like all the
things that you like about this character are now gone. Leon's partner is just dry and exists. You
You know, Leon's partner reminds me of an extremely less interesting version of, what
is it, Mariska Hardigay, like the lady from SVU, from Law and Order.
She looks like her, but she has like no personality.
And that character, the SVU chick is actually like a great character, but she's so straightforward.
I don't know.
Olivia, is that her name?
Yeah, and there's Olivia in the show.
Man, man.
At least I thought that Sheva was interesting
because she has like, you know, a different background
than a lot of the characters that you're used to
in Resident Evil.
She just isn't some like generic FBI person.
It's like, oh yeah, she's actually fascinating.
like Sheva was fun.
Like the fact that she grows a relationship over time
with Chris as a partner, feeling better now.
I'm definitely feeling better as I'm talking this out.
Yeah, yeah.
Definitely feeling a little bit better.
Ever thought I'd hear Max reference SVU?
I've seen a lot of SVU.
That's been a long time since I've seen it,
but I've seen a lot of it back in the day.
Are you five as a quality co-op game?
I'm, I stand it, yeah.
I stand behind it like dude straight up hold on a second
Hold on
Running at 60 frames per second
I need the burger I need the burger
Put it on the pot! Put it on the pot!
Put it on the pot!
I'm already having fun.
And this is going through me like...
I know!
Me and Steve literally...
JJ made us these, like, yellow bird drinks.
And we were popped.
Me and Steve were popped.
And we were having a good time.
It's sucking at my crotch!
And I'm like, wait a second!
I'm already having another...
This is really funny!
Something is wrong here guys
But already the camera's better this game just looks better straight up
It's already like way more humorous, you know, like just in general, the game is almost
It's like naturally a little bit more goofy and comedic.
You think you're getting on this fucking road?
Right using badness?
I'm gonna cut this motherfucker.
Oh, that's a bad idea.
Shit!
Run, Steven!
Oh my god!
Blink, blink.
Oh my god.
Green filter.
This is hilarious.
This is green.
This is hilarious.
Compared to yours?
On a live screen, I saw what you just saw, right?
You see, like, you see like this.
On speech fucking screen, this is what the game actually looks like.
Yeah.
Okay.
actually looks like yeah look at this shit dude
the green
how are you
kick
the blue is not getting cut off
oh my gosh look at the red barrels
this is the red barrel pie
I don't think they give a shit about red barrels
I don't know how this mod also works, right?
I have the game with the visual filter off.
I don't know if it's just a post-processing in MT Framework that just disables it, and
that's how the mod works or if it's adding color to the existing image.
I don't know, but considering how normal this looks and how funky the game looks by default,
I'm assuming it's just them disabling it.
Like it's an option that's turned on, crank the green, crank the yellow, and then the mod
probably just turns that off.
I wonder if it's adding color or something like that.
You want to see me eat it? I want to see you eat this god.
Bro, eat the egg!
I'm full!
Chris?
Eat the egg, come on.
Come on, eat that egg.
Oh my god, you're looking.
The egg.
Oh, yeah.
That was great. That was fantastic.
I know. Can you see the boat?
Yeah, I do. Three, two, one, go!
I'm going to get that. I'm going to get that red movie where it is. Oh, you're going for
it? Are you kidding me? Oh my god. It's mine. Oh shit. Let's see what else is around here.
Oh god, please, please!
Not like this, Max! Not like this!
Bring out, bring out, bring out.
Please! Please, it's fucking creepy, man!
There's this fish.
Don't, just fucking run!
There's fish that jump up around over here.
Yeah, I'm not fucking with this fish, man.
You, you have fun with this fish.
You crazy fucking bastard!
Don't worry about it, don't worry about it.
You are fucking-
They're chasing you, bro.
We'll shoot one of those fish and they give you something cool.
He went in there and shot a chicken.
Steve was 22 years old.
Holy mother of shit!
Oh my gosh, I got you! I got you! I got you!
Oh! Fuck me! Oh!
That head!
I need a hug!
Oh my god!
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Bring it on to the side!
Yes, we do.
Analyst!
the
one
of you guys
Oh
Alright fight school like I'm having the conclusion that this game is cool
I always felt the same way it's just fun
it's a clear very big difference between this game and the NRE6
But clear very big difference
They learned the Wesker fight, hold on
Oh god damn you bitch
You're a bitch
Oh fuck
Nice
Oh my god that was sick
That was sick
Let's do like five or six times
Yeah you can do it five or six times
actually
Steve why did you shoot her in the fucking face
Steve
This is the farm anybody played this game back in the day when it came out this is the
farming area you have to farm this area for lion hearts and if you want to level up you
had to get all the gems from this and they were worth a shit ton so the liquor farm
was where you went. This was the spot. This was this was the best spot in the game for
it. The RPG parts of this game were very fun.
Yeah, man.
Look at the camera, man.
Look at the Coriolis.
Oh, my god.
That's so sick.
Look at that new little walker.
Oh, god.
Oh, that shit.
That shit.
That's great.
Wesker's so cool, man.
Shoot him.
Oh, put this one up.
Put this dick hard.
Two minutes.
Oh, leave dick hard.
That shit.
Get him, double.
Cut.
Hey!
That fight takes forever, too.
I want to be a Bresneval since!
That's something!
Don't let me go!
Oh, the best goddamn build there is!
It's over.
We can go home, ladies.
And you can do whatever you want to me.
And Josh can watch.
He's like, yeah!
And I can watch.
Yeah.
That was great.
That was fucking interesting.
I really like it.
It's like, it's dumb hokey action
with Bresneval carried with him.
Fuck, this is fun.
Anyway.
I'm not going to try to plug my channel and tell you guys that the subscription button
is up and that you guys should go over there and subscribe if you really wanted to.
I'm not going to say that.
That's up to you guys.
I'm not the one that should attack you guys.
This was like the year that I think Steve got his sub button.
Yeah.
Kenny and Steve like right around this time frame actually became partners in like 2016,
2017 ish.
shamelessly try to sell off my channel.
It was back when it was pretty hard to become a partner on Twitch.
Like, you had to have a crazy amount of consistency and effort with like a lot of time commitment.
It was a it was much more difficult to much. Let's get partnered to actually get the subscriber
button who will who's allowed to have a sub button, you know, there wasn't even affiliates yet that didn't exist.
It's not me guys. If I was to say that it's still hard now,
My channel is switch.tv slash infinite underscore SGD.
Then that'll be like, I'm just telling you, that's them!
That's them!
I think this is around 2017.
Yeah, we were doing all of this leading up to
Resident Evil 7.
Yeah, it was on the way to RE7.
And this is when we play at RE4, yeah, damn, this video popped off dude, if shit popped
off.
All right.
I want to play Neo.
Is that okay?
I want to play Neo chat.
Are we cool with that?
I really want to play more Neo.
Go for it.
No, no. I really want to play more Neo. I think that's what my brain is ready for.
I think that's what I'm emotionally prepared for.
I think that's what I need at the moment.
Mirror for the vibes.
I think I'll finish it tonight. Neo, yeah, we're at the end, right?
In the RE9 demo is going to be at the State of Play. We have a bet on it.
We literally have a
gift sub bet on RE9 getting a demo at state of play and a shadow drop demo
All right, six make you throw up. It was close dude. It was legit close
It was actually close like I
Felt like I was getting VR sickness from playing that shit. It's one of the worst cameras. I've ever seen in a game
Actual insanity it's worse than I remember
I can't pay 70 bucks for a game, I just can't do it.
Dude, that's just the nature of things nowadays, right?
That's just the nature of things nowadays.
Most people cannot really justify a $69.99 purchase for a game.
That's just too expensive.
Way too goddamn expensive for a lot of people, man.
Now, Wolverine's not going to be there.
The devs said it won't be until spring.
They already said people were asking them, is the game going to be there and who was
it?
The devs said on Twitter that it's not going to be around.
Yeah, Nintendo's now at $80 games, yep.
It's just a lot, dude.
It's just too much.
60 bucks was already a lot, yeah.
I agree.
I think that's one of the things that definitely is going into the contribution of like, franchise
game sales being less than they are before.
Is this not spring?
No.
It is still winter.
The stupid, uh, gopher didn't see its shadow.
Didn't you get the memo?
the
go for the dots the shadow
please
you need to be keeping up with current events if you think we're still in the wind with
anything we're in the spring
Come on.
Well, Phantom Blade be there, maybe.
A $400 expense.
I mean, well, aside from that, the expense of the PlayStation
is a little bit different because the PlayStation
is sold extremely well.
like, PlayStation 5 in terms of console sales is doing extremely well.
So it's on, it is, I think it's currently above the, at the rate of which PS4 was being sold.
So it's not only that, people are, people are affording the system that the nature of, the
nature of gaming right now is that more people are not finding justifiable reasons to commit
to 60 to $70 games when they can get a forever game like Fortnite or Roblox or
Minecraft or you know some shit they can get a forever game that they can just
play forever and it doesn't cost anything they only cost the amount of
microtransactions that you put into it you know Genshin you know stuff like
that the game is free. And that's actually where in terms of Xbox users as well as PlayStation
users is the number one thing that everybody's downloading. It's the number one thing. It's
been the number one consistent thing for like five years. So everybody that is engaging
with modern gaming is is playing games as a service games.
That's pretty much what's going on.
So it's like it's a little bleak.
It's a little bleak.
The only the system that has that, but it's not as much as the switch and the switch, too.
So even when it comes to those systems, it's still there.
But, you know,
not as much buying three to four games a year.
I'll buy it on disk. Yeah. I mean, most people are only going to buy like one to two. Only about one to two.
And when you know that like for the majority of folks this year, one of those games is going to be GTA.
It's going to guarantee to be GTA.
Imagine being really young and start gaming in this era. It's a wildly different experience. Yeah.
The majority of people that are growing up with games right now. I've just been playing the same shit the entire time
Because it's just game. They play with their friends and shit
Been in on Crimson Desert exclamation point Crimson Desert, I've played it
It was kind of an unfocused mess from what I played
Put the demo of it nearly a year ago
So I hope it's better now
It's a game that tries to do literally everything and doesn't really feel like it's doing anything
to sum it up.
And it has a very rough control scheme.
But that could have changed.
That was like eight months ago when I played it.
out too much? Uh, Crimson Desert? No. Like, with the demos that they gave us, um, it's
hard to describe. You'll just have to play it for yourself. I hope there's a demo of
that game that is actually good, so that maybe it can give you a better idea, but like the
demos that they gave us eight months ago were not particularly good. It was like, so what
What do you do?
Like, what is the goal?
Like, dude, chat.
If you didn't like the minigame aspect of RE Rebirth, like, everything's a fucking minigame
for some reason.
And I don't mean like, an exhausting arcade-style minigame, like, doing any basic action.
Like, you had to go through this process.
Like, why?
Why can't I just do the thing? It's kind of like that where it's like doing any normal thing lift a flag get on a horse
Do something like help out this guy
ring for example
here
Here
Resident I say that's a resident evil rebirth
FF7 rebirth
For example the majority of what the game's story was setting up was just doing chores for people
That was it. I'm like John Crimson, like Ultra Chad in the game or some shit and every single
thing the game had me, the game had me doing when I was playing, was just doing like errands
for people. Like wait a minute, what the fuck? Like I have to go around and get some, get
some chickens for this guy or go, we need, we need to practice shooting the cannons.
So okay, let's, we need to set up the cannons. We're so dumb we don't know how to load the
cannons. Didn't you do this in the War of Argonath back in the
Horbin time? Oh yeah, I was back in the Horbin time. It was
crazy. Horbin time was a crazy time. I remember loading the
cannons. I'll help you. Okay, so then you have to carry all the
fucking cannonballs like across a field. And it takes a long
time. And they're like, thanks, John Crimson for carrying the
cannonballs. Now we need the gunpowder. And you have a
different like mini game of how you carry the gunpowder over now you need to show us how to shoot a cannon
I'm like what the fuck are we doing like it was weird things like that and I was spending all this time like what am I doing like
that I'm
What?
Like it was it was things like that and now let's just show you how you lift up what how you lift a flag like we have
Conquered this area now you will now we need to show our dominance of the area by lifting a flag
Okay, so then you have to do a weird minigame to get the pole to go up, and then to stout
the flag to the pole, there's another weird minigame, and then you have to pull it, and
then fasten it, and then it's a cutscene.
Cutscene, you have flagged the area, congratulations.
And then I had to do it again.
And then I had to do it again, and I was like, oh my god dude, what the fuck.
So unless that shit changes, I will not be playing that game.
It doesn't matter how cool the combat is, dude.
Like there was some weird shit.
I was like, I can't believe this.
I cannot believe this.
And all of it controlled weird.
So it's like the game had no idea what it wanted to be.
Like it was just like, what is going on?
And then I did like a boss fight and it was okay.
It was kind of neat.
So anyway, I want the game to be good.
I was really excited for it until I played it.
And then that was it.
I was like, oh, okay.
Like, this is...
I don't know what the fuck this shit is.
This is not what I wanted.
So that's my thoughts again on Crimson Desert.
There's a dragon mount.
I'm sure that's amazing.
I'm sure...
Um, doing all these wrestling moves to people and shit, which I did, is cool.
But like, the game had an issue where it's like, why am I doing things?
Why?
like, why? And then everyone is like, yeah, that sounds like that developer.
That's what they do. And I'm like, Oh, okay.
All right. How do you go about giving negative feedback for the playtest
that devs invite you face to face to telling them and telling them I started
off that I was like really excited about this and it looked really cool in the
trailers and stuff like that. And then they would ask me after it's over and I
I would tell them, like, okay, so this is really hard to control, right?
And they're like, yeah.
So what happened on the Crimson Desert demo is I told the localizers,
the guys that were like the English speaking dudes that are trying to translate stuff.
And I was telling them this stuff, and they're like,
can we get your information in name?
And I'm like, yeah, sure.
And they're like, do you plan on making content around this game?
I'm like, after playing this, probably not.
So I'm not gonna make a video on it
because I just lost interest after playing it.
And they're like, okay, so can you say the things
that were like this?
I'm like, yeah, I mentioned this and the controls
and why is everything so cumbersome and why doing this?
And like, I won't say who specifically,
but people were like, thank you.
We've been trying to echo these concerns for a long time.
Like, they would say the exact same shit of like them
coming to the same conclusions
and having the same frustrations with the game.
I don't even know if they work anymore,
but then also being like,
yeah, this is the exact same shit we've been saying.
So it's like, oh, okay, yeah, I mean, I'm with you guys.
Yeah, this is, this is rough.
So the game got delayed after that.
It was gonna come out last year.
It was.
So it's my only presumption.
It's my only presumption.
This wasn't a Chinese game.
This is a Korean-made game.
Is that maybe it got pushed back
because there was so much of that feedback
after an actual public playable of it?
And everybody, nobody at Summer Games Fest
that I talked to, I asked everybody,
like, what do you think of Crimson Desert?
What do you think of Crimson Desert?
And everyone had the same thing, like, I did not like it.
And I was kind of excited and I did not like it.
There was a couple of people that said it was a really cool
and I was like, okay, but yeah, Nico played it too.
So, the devs are actually being ignored by the higher-ups.
No, um, more like Chat.
More like when a game has to go through a localization
and a different amount of regions that it's going to be available for.
Like, that has to be play-tested, right, for those regions to make sure shit's cool, right?
Okay, is there any weird things about the game that'll either piss people off or whatever?
Um, and people are going to play it and they're going to have to like go through it and talk about it, right?
And figure out if this was cool for American localization.
So those aren't the, they are the devs, localizers are devs, but the main development team is overseas.
And they kind of like, usually in Asian territories and like, in Japan development, they've sort of designed in a bubble.
They're just like, yeah, they're making the game they want to make.
So it's like, okay, here we go.
So, once the game makes it to other regions and they start playing it, it's like, oh shit,
it's kind of falling apart.
Like, there are things that are just weird, like, designed weird.
And they will tell them that, and sometimes, like, I'll be honest, foreign developers,
or not even foreign, just like wherever they're from, will not be receptive to, like, guidance,
specifically to like other foreigners where it's like, oh, we don't.
OK, yeah, sure. You don't like it. OK, fine.
You're working for us.
But as soon as you get like player feedback of a bunch of people
that are now playing your game and they're all saying the same thing
and it lines up with what they're saying, it's like, oh, shit.
OK, maybe there's actually something.
So that's what happens. That happens a lot.
Japan Japan is notoriously like this when they design games in a bubble
and they don't think anything's wrong with it.
They think they're making a great game and then they get some feedback and they're like, oh, that's just one
That's just a few people you just being too harsh
And then they get a whole bunch of feedback that is the same shit
at that point they're like, oh, okay, so maybe there is some
justification to this
17,000 viewers on YouTube it just happens sometimes man. Hi. It's been happening lately. Hello. Hello 17k on YouTube
Crazy. Hi guys. Are you guys you don't real people?
Real YouTubers, tell me if you're real.
What build you running on the O3?
Dual Tachi and O-Dachi.
Y'all real?
No, I'm not real.
This happened last time.
We got it to like 20,000 viewers last time.
Anyway, hi.
Y'all real?
People are, look at that.
People are real and real and real and...
Anyway, hi. Real-ish. I'm just yapping. I, for those that don't understand, we just played
Resident Evil 6 a little bit and the camera made me want to throw up, so I'm decompressing
a little bit and talking and I want to play some Neo because this game doesn't make me
want to throw up. Yeah, the camera's really bad in RE6. Maybe I'm just more sensitive
to it nowadays, but yeah. You're real on Twitch as well? Shut up! Shut up, you! I know you're
Real on Twitch that everything everything on my twitch viewership is lining up 17,000 on YouTube is a bit beyond what I normally get
Your stream is always being pushed onto my feed I noticed
chat
YouTube chat hands up just like you know
Just a slash
Hands up in the YouTube chat if you don't usually watch my stream
Let's be honest if you don't usually watch my stream, but you saw my shit on the front page or recommended or something like that
Uh, let's get a, let's get a hands up.
I'm just, I'm just getting the algo today.
I'm just getting the algo it feels like and the last couple streams I've just been getting
the algorithm, man.
You always watch the stream.
I know.
I mean, we, we have our usual like four to 6,000 YouTube viewers on average.
All I'm saying is that like a lot of people have been tuning in over the past couple days.
It's been nuts.
definitely pushing streams. But that's kind of what YouTube is now. You can't rely on your
base viewership. You have to rely on the algorithm to work with your viewership, you know.
When I have a long YouTube running and you fall asleep, you wake up sometimes with my
stream on. Really? It's happening all across YouTube right now. Ludwig talked about it.
What viewership does Ludwig get on YouTube? I don't know how many like big YouTube streamers
there are. It's hard to, it's hard to identify that unless you're subscribed to people. But
But yeah, YouTube viewership has been super high in the past like a week or two.
Crazy high.
What kind of viewership do they get?
Is it massively big?
It feels like it could be set on an autoplay.
Maybe.
Because it just keeps getting bigger.
Yeah.
It'll cap out at potentially like 20k.
But, yeah, I don't know.
He usually gets up to 10,000, but he got up to 90,000 viewers out of nowhere.
I don't get it, man.
I don't get it.
Is that bad?
It's just, that is the nature of YouTube.
You can't control what your audience sees of you.
Even your subscribers, you can't control it.
YouTube is entirely defined by an algorithm.
So even though it's like, yeah, I would love to engage my like nearly two million subs,
I would love to.
You just don't have control of that, even with your videos.
You don't have control of it.
So I think like the question is, is that potentially an autoplay, dude, the YouTube viewership just
went up 500 more viewers.
You guys see that down there?
It's at 800, it went up 500 more viewers since I just mentioned that.
It's been crazy, bro.
And here's the crazy part.
It will remain at 20k and just slowly teeter out for a very long time.
It's nuts.
I can't even imagine what it's going to be like when we actually have a big substantial
stream, like a big one like Resident Evil, because I'll be streaming Resident Evil on
YouTube and Twitch at the same time, but here's the weird part.
Twitch viewership has been consolidated.
What counts as a Twitch, oh, the state of play, Jesus.
Counts as a Twitch viewer is not,
we let Max was discussing the opposite happening months ago.
Right, months ago, it was that Twitch viewership
was messed up and it got a little better
but it never fully bounced back.
It got like, you know, you lost like 25 to 30%
in your audience on Twitch.
But now it's down to like, you lost about 15
in comparison to what it was before.
That's where we're sort of sitting at which is fine like that makes sense like the the filter of what makes a viewer a viewer on Twitch
That definitely messed up, but the opposite is happening to YouTube right now where what's being constituted as a viewer on YouTube
There's just so many
There's just so much
Going on like there's so many more influx of viewers happening on the YouTube side
And I mean, your stream is on the homepage at the moment, yeah.
And I'm curious if it's like, do you even need to, YouTube is weird, do you even need
to have the click on, do you even need to click on the video for it to count that as
a viewer?
You know how like chat, when you hover over a video or a stream on YouTube, that counts
as a view, my dude.
Like you just hovering the mouse over and it auto plays, that counts as a view.
So I'm wondering if it's just auto-playing the preview, yes, that counts as a view.
It also counts as a view in your personal algorithm.
So even if you don't click on the video, bro, that will count as a view.
It's in your history.
Yes, yeah, Gilly knows.
Yeah, it goes in your history.
Even if you didn't click on it, you just hover over it, it goes in your history like
you watched it. Yep. So what I'm wondering is if there's some sort of auto play thing
happening from the front page and the stream is just sitting on an auto play and that's
why this big influx of viewers is happening? I wonder. I wonder if that's the case. Because
I'm gonna throw it out there. I don't think I'm randomly getting just 20k people tuning
in every single stream. I think there's some, it's at 19,000 now. I think it's definitely
some definitely weird how it's like counting that that's crazy like this this has happened
every single other time it's down there right there chat it's moving that fast and the YouTube
chat is not really like it's it's going up 500 viewers every couple of minutes I'm talking
about this not my usual goings on yeah I got no ads on YouTube that's why you're watching
here I mean I get it the viewership experience is good but I appreciate it I'm not saying
Like all I'm saying is that I don't appreciate the viewership, especially if it's legit.
All I'm saying is that I like being in control of my viewership, right?
I don't like just knowing that I'm getting the front page boost on Twitch.
So here's like 8,000 more viewers.
No, no, no.
I'm saying I like knowing what I'm doing is providing a feedback loop with my audience
or whatever we're doing in a way that cycles through and gives us gives us a idea of why
the growth is happening. You did this really cool thing and yeah and more people watched
and we had a good time together, you know.
Brian I found the more YouTube viewers that liked the stream the more the viewers went
up linear linearly.
Linearly um
You know how to check that good it's just it's just a fascinating thing you were activity
Shit bro
Activity yeah chat rate inference
Use
That
do me a favor then
reliving youtube right now we're just doing some investigative journalism
uh... anybody that's on the youtube side if you can possibly just leave a
thumbs up on the channel i'm curious
with a thumbs up on the uh... i'm sorry the player
whatever you're watching the video on
you can thumbs it down later i'm not telling you that
leave a thumbs up arbitrarily
i'm curious if it has a direct effect in correlation
if you just like it
and uh...
see if that has an impact. I don't know. I don't know.
We'll see. The craziest part is that just in the process of me even talking about this shit,
we've gone up literally 1500 viewers. Like we're almost at 20k. It's nuts. It's nuts.
Doesn't make any sense, man. I want to figure out the science behind it. I don't like just being
view-botted for, I mean, like a thumbs up is nice in the comments. What I'm saying is
the shit underneath the video, like an actual like, quote-unquote, whatever the thumbs up like
thing they use now. I'm trying to figure out a correlation, like why is it happening? When
does it happen? Because it doesn't happen all the time. It happens sometimes. We were at 20k
A few nights now. Yeah. Several, several streams now. We are literally at 15 to 20,000 viewers on YouTube, which is nuts.
It's a ridiculously high amount.
Is it a new occurrence? It's relatively new. It's been happening the past like couple weeks.
I definitely noticed it on the, um,
definitely noticed it on some of the argument videos we had.
You noticing a big bump in memberships on YouTube? Definitely not. No. I mean, the usual very kind folks. Yeah, for sure.
AkiBunk, thanks for the 5, I'm Reel and EvanTouchTwinge since you started streaming on YouTube.
I understand that.
I think there's definitely a portion that'll be like that and we've already been streaming
on both of these platforms for like nearly a year and a half dude.
It's been a long time.
But yeah, the top 10 streams are getting crazy views.
10,000 plus people.
Like our total viewership is nearly 20k.
I don't think it's a view bot thing.
I think it's just the way what what counts and correlates as a view.
I think that's all it really is.
Yeah, since the Donald crisis stream.
Usually watch you here on YouTube.
I know, I know, I appreciate it.
I really do.
Yeah, what constitutes a view?
That's all I want to know.
That's what I'm curious about.
Anyway, let me do some things in the video game.
But thank y'all for being here.
Let's get this shit set up.
I'm currently going through some crazy weather, so I'm waiting to hear if my garbage cans outside get knocked over.
Now, that's a normal thing.
Twitch streams being embedded, counting as views. Yeah, I don't like it either, but it's like, what are you gonna do about it?
If there's one person that's going to be an advocate of real viewership for real streams, it's definitely me.
Ludwig definitely got a good talk about it, yeah.
Did you finish Kazan?
I did.
There's 4K VODs up on YouTube.
Is this where we're supposed to go?
It is?
When's the next top 10 with the old video games?
I think I really want to do top 10 arcade fighting games.
I think that's a good one.
Which fighting games were the goats of the, um, year kid?
Damn, dude, this game is pretty.
I like it.
Have I used my points yet?
I did.
Yes, I did.
Gentlemen?
Goddamn.
Oh, my new controls.
Yeah.
Oh my new controls.
That's what it is.
Dun dun!
Yeah, I'm sorry to go.
All those of you that were just waiting for me to play through RE6, I had to stop.
I'm gonna come back to it with Tiff. I'd like to give it another shot on another day.
It was just the camera literally was making me sick in my stomach, man.
Um...
But I, uh...
Oh, interesting.
But, uh, RE4 remake, I definitely want to play again.
I want to do a randomizer of RE4.
Any mod to fix the game? There is. We, we, uh, got introduced to some. I'm gonna be installing it.
for the next time.
What eyewear do you use to combat eye strain?
I just have specs, bro.
I don't know, only it was anything.
Um, if dude, if you want to know actual legit eye strain that I've been getting in the past couple years from streaming,
um,
it was, it's been like dry eyes.
Like my eyes would get legit, like
Irritated at the end of a stream for a little while then it would go away
It would be rough
And I just would have to take some like some
Non-chemically eye drops and shit it would help out a lot
Yeah, that must be an H thing because I never had a problem with dry eyes and stuff like that before
Never had an issue with that until like recently with
monitor usage. Shrine has been registered. Yeah, we are going the right way.
Where's the roto Z-man? Did you wear contacts now? Yeah.
It's a lot of dickheads.
Did my cutscene run at 30?
Looks like it is.
Yeah, I think we had the cutscene set to 60, I think that's where we did.
We're the same as you must be and I'll not be happy to have more views.
No, no, no.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm definitely happy.
I'm definitely thankful and happy.
It's one I understand why, you know?
It's understanding why, so that you can do it again.
That's the thing with me is that like, yeah, if I'm going to make a change to something
that I do and what I do, and there's a positive feedback loop with viewership in some way
that I would love to do it again, you know?
I'd like to do that again.
I'd like to emulate that for the future.
Yeah, that's exactly it.
I ain't about here just trying to get the, uh, just the bag immediately.
No, I want, I want to keep it going.
I like sustainability.
Like the thought of me being able to do this and not having it go away.
That's where I'm at.
And I want to ride it out just for the sake of the moment. I want to like oh, let's have this happen again
That kind of shit
I've no idea you're streaming this late now. I've been doing this for like 10 plus years, man
I stream past like eight o'clock Pacific
Who are we going after these guys?
Goddamn.
Come here, you!
Wonder what speaker I use? I have like generic Logitech speakers. The big ol' subwoofer.
That the Odachi, yeah.
There's really been a higher bit rate than most of everyone's neostreams look very muddy.
Um, yes.
No, we're under the 2K beta on Twitch.
Are you actually near the end of neo3?
I haven't been watching since I want to get around to it sometime.
No.
I think I'm literally getting to the end of the first area of the game.
Like legit.
The first area.
And it's already like huge.
Literally act more and act one man and making a joke
I like not even a quarter of the way through the game
Give this guy stride
I YAH
Damn, that animation.
I still got a few side quests from the Battle Scrolls. Yeah, yeah, I got things I gotta do.
But imagine the rewards for those are very good.
I think the visual design of this game is just better than the previous Nios. The map design is just cooler.
He almost survived that.
He did survive it!
What's happening?
Oh, dude, what the hell?
Can't target here.
What's happening?
Oh, dude, what the hell?
Can't target here.
of
I
,
and
, sir
is here is many very good only shed hold up hold up hold up
the U.S.
I have to get ambushed.
of
Who said that
These guys are having a very bad day
What the fuck what the fuck
I'm on fire.
Gentlemen, holy shit, that goes so fast.
Why do they go so fast?
These guys are dying.
of
death
of
death
of
Oh
Tell me out here, dude
Wasn't an explosive
Did not light on fire
Shrine not a shrine
Capha over there, oh shit.
Wow.
Okay, this really hurts.
Yeah, this really hurts.
Wow.
kill him?
nope
uh dude
horseman buyer the horseman just aggro me shit
cool I like it
better top off
of
Well, you're making this challenging.
All right.
I'll take it.
game's kind of sick. I have two Kodama over here. I fall through this. Hey, is this shortcut?
All right, I'll go through it
If you stab from the back, it'll do a bit more damage.
Oh my god.
Cool.
These are cool.
That's good.
Crankin needs to 10
Kind of there
Ah hey hey
Yeah, there's a Silent Hill event right after the state of play.
Well, we'll check it out.
I am curious.
Thought I killed you.
I stayed at a shrine, oh my god.
Oh, that's wonderful.
This guy's over here being an asshole.
That was sick! Holy shit, that was sick!
I dodged every attack with the...
the low stance ability.
Oh, ow, that really hurt.
Oh, because he had a freaking cannon.
Shortcut? Yeah, here it is.
to
get shots of arrows are mega damage
It's very good.
Wait, that's absolutely the progress.
Okay, here we go.
What's going on behind door number one?
The way I look cool
Oh, fire indeed hot.
Oh my god, it was a grab.
Okay, this is where St. God no head that's normal normal Neo stuff
Excuse me, sir
Oh my god, this is a command grab.
Let's stop getting hit by it, yeah?
of
You got smashed my dude. Holy shit.
That looks cool.
That's...
What's this? Is this how these things show up?
I get it.
To the cover art?
Excuse me, I'm wearing jorts.
I'm wearing jorts.
I'm wearing Jorts.
Is the other thing that big up to the challenge that Neo one and two had?
If you wanted to, it can.
They there's so many extra bosses and stuff that are mad difficult.
that, yeah, there's the main story part of it, probably not as much.
Um, main story seems more like fun
this time around, but
feels good. I mean it feels very fun.
Yeah, having two different modes, damn it's like cool ass looking outfit.
Having two different modes of combat is it greatly beneficial to how you want to experience the game.
Oh, that's right. Okay, so this is the final area of this zone.
Some of the masters in this game are bullshit. Yeah, like the hard odd dude. This game is probably as hard as you want it to be.
You can choose to not over level. It's they approach this with the exact same mindset as a
Securo, I'm sorry. Elden Ring.
You can make the game as hard as you want to make it.
I don't know if I got anything else on Sam I can spend this on.
I
Got bought everything on here learn from the handbook
All right
Cool, no loading
The Potta Vista statue
Let's get part to 10
Oh
White fire indeed very hot dude I thought it was like a jump pad or some
shit like I legit thought it was maybe I can jump off this dude white flame
really hurts holy crap fire indeed hot
Oh
These guys
Out
you are really trying do that again do it again bitch
ow it's too fast bitch
I'm guessing the English VA isn't great. I actually don't know. I never even switched
it. It might be okay. People say it's okay.
Shit ass.
Really?
That was on fire too.
Uh, English VA makes the story easier to follow. I can see that. I mean, not having subs naturally
makes the story easier to follow. For most.
That was over here.
Ah, that's what I was just saying.
Okay.
Anything that's white-sighted is going to ask in English.
That's just sort of the nature of a lot of, uh...
attack mobs
you son of a bitch
oh god
I'm an aggro from somewhere I don't know where
Father. Father.
One's over here. Special? No.
For Dama up here, maybe?
See if we're going 120 hearts.
Yep, it's got a setting for it.
Certainly do.
What was that?
Ah.
Kick this down.
I was expecting something more significant Holy shit that's a lot of damage brother
They're fighting it up.
Goddamn, I'm about to die.
This is insane.
That was one of my ass.
Oh, man.
Oh, like, bang, healing.
Is this the way to go, or is this the bonus?
of
the bonus
What the hell?
of
I'll take that.
wherever we're going this was definitely the progress man
Dude, you're kicking my ass, man.
choppy choppy
sake? that must be for a side quest or something
cool reason to talk to people
What the hell is this pool of shit?
Enter the hot spring?
That is not what it looked like to me.
But alright.
Swim in the blood.
Don't get this bitch.
That's the way I actually want to go.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Oh, and howdy.
Place is scary.
hell yes yes I'm so turned around right now
Oh, shit.
Just back here.
What the fuck?
I hate these guys these are the guys that do that to you
So cheap.
I think you are very generous with the elixirs.
So I like went up here last time, right?
went over there
I think I got that
this was the progress
yeah okay we got it mixed up turned around
this way. Oh, no! What the shit do you do? You throw those things way too quick. Way
way too quick.
History?
That really hurt.
Oh, they hurt.
Goodbye, horseman.
of
the
of
There's no way I'm back here.
Dude, what the hell am I supposed to hide?
You know what, I'll be real, I wasn't expecting this to happen.
expecting him to jump down and come after me that's for sure but I'll take it
smart ass Neiman
all the flames went away too
Oh god.
What are you targeting?
This aiming shit sucks in this game, it's so hard.
Holy shit, bro.
is weirdly difficult in this one.
What are you?
Who the hell are you?
Definitely can level up for sure now.
Increased damage dealt by barehanded attacks, I figured that would be what that is.
Increased damage dealt by strong attacks on martial arts by 8% while arts proficiency
He is active? Yeah.
Y'all?
Whoa.
You on my team or what?
Dude, you're not.
That's what you are.
I'm going to kill him.
Brother!
So many things happening.
Who's talking to me?
Which guy's talking to me here?
It's like a hidden fight too.
of
Oh my god 1000 damage this guy is serious holy shit
You know, thank you so much, I appreciate it.
Alright.
This isn't a job.
Do I have a friendly in here?
I do.
That's great.
of
the
movie
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
if
this is the
yeah buddy
while it broke his down
Thank you.
Healing pill?
Formidable enemy defeated.
Sick.
Worth doing.
Sekki, KinaMori, Dool, UchiGatana.
Let's go!
Why didn't it?
This is called, uh, Shadow Slice, crucible art.
damage is less.
Shit.
Is that because of familiarity?
Yo, Caspi, thank you.
Yeah, how do you keep the skill?
Right.
Cool.
An axle weapon I have to keep them all I know.
Yeah, I'm aware like I gave me a shit ton of experience, too
Your weapons plus one that's why the damage fire, okay
Enjoy the game this game is wonderful, you know replay. Thanks for the tier one
Iron throw as well. Volka Volk Highland
McGurth
Jalen
Painbow, Xenozoic.
Aki Blank, thanks for the five.
I'm Ryo, and I haven't touched Twitch
since you started streaming on YouTube.
Thanks, dude.
Uh-oh, we out here.
This is it.
Damn.
Is that your aura farming?
I'm not sure I'm going to be able to solve this problem.
Oh
Lighting on the face
Jesus
There's no always a whole arm with his demon dog goat.
Oh, shit, he's gonna get it.
Damn it, man.
Oh, he knocked me off.
Oh my god, my dodge, my dead.
I
Shit
I don't think those are heading.
I'm just gonna tank all of it, yeah?
Holy crap, those were doing so much damage.
Okay.
Paper Man, thanks for this year one, dude.
Uh, Sokaya, thanks for the gift sub as well.
Let's see how this goes, he's tanky.
Oh my god parry into grab that's cheap
Oh, I see that. I see the period. Okay. Okay. That's so fast.
Oh my god, what the... wow, too much shit happening.
He likes the grab button, yeah.
He's got, um, vicious command grabs.
Come on.
I was doing my big goat attack and shit.
Oh god.
of
Oh my god.
Oh
Holy fuck, okay, my god, he's the avatar games make me work for it. Yeah
It's happening.
Crazy shit.
got a heal. Oh my god, the command grab.
of
Wow, there's a lot.
Basketblade.
Poof!
Cool.
This was like the main dude of this region, I think.
My shorts!
I
He's just leaving?
Hi Abusa, thank you.
Ah, Montivian thanks for the Tier 1 and Trash Panda thanks for the 5 gifts, I was appreciate it, everybody.
Wow.
Genius fan. Critical item for something?
Playing this place up.
Oh
Yeah, I like the transition that's neat
I survived thanks to you.
But I can't forget this loss.
Get your poodle out of my face!
This game is sick, dude.
I legit think this might go on to be like one of the best souls like there is.
Like I really do.
It's just so much fun.
Over lives of pee.
I'm gonna, I said one of the best.
I have not run into one person that doesn't adore this game.
Every single person I watch play at every impression that you get, people just adore
this shit.
And it's really not that much fundamentally different than Neo one and two outside of
level design. The level design was the weakest aspect of NEO 1 and 2. Everybody just adores it now.
Ain't no way I want this to go back to anything else in NEO 4. Like I just want an expansion of this.
Souls like a hack and slash. No, this is definitely Souls-like. Definitely is.
Yeah, Team Ninja. They're killing it right now, dude.
You ain't seein' nothin' yet, damn.
He's harder than Neo2? No.
I don't think so.
Neo2 is very hard at the beginning of the game.
Like, first quarter, first half of the game is very hard.
Alright, combat's a new key. Oh, it's like a raccoon.
This is Goatie 2026. I think so. I think so far.
It is. Guardian Spirit Burst Break. You can repel enemy bursts with Guardian Spirit Skills.
According to Guardian Spirit Skill 1, enemies using a burst attack, similar to Shift Style Burst Break.
Successful repelling their enemy will interrupt their attack and deal damage to their life and key, while also greatly reducing their maximum key.
While an enemy is surrounded by a red aura, burst attacks can be successful. Wow, so it's growing.
If I use my spirit skill, it changes the... interesting.
It's like an easier version of a burst break, yeah.
You don't have to time it. It's an interrupt instead of a parry.
Interesting. That was the story of basic Nioh stuff.
Oh, sorta. I mean, sorta.
Damn, those are heavy.
I'm willing to take a dive on my defense if it means that my bitch ass is a bit stupid.
It's like, I'm always gonna look stupid.
Can transmog at the base? Yeah, but I mean, we're swapping gears so fast it's probably
gonna change right now. It did. It literally changed. I pressed the button once and it
change. Single sword for fear.
You can probably do something about these.
Or Amrita.
Japanese scissors. These are...
Extended Elemental Weapon.
Life Drain on Melee Kill.
Kinda cool.
Kind of cool, auto and radar recovery, kind of cool.
I'm trying to make sense of this, I don't want to hang out on, or defense is beneficial.
Sure.
Transmog stays even if you switch the item.
Oh, okay, so it's a slot permanence instead of an item specific permanence.
Life recovery on Amra and Rita absorption is really good.
I didn't see if I had that increased luck on Emory to absorption.
Sure.
Okay.
I'll look out for it.
Yeah.
What does this place look like now that we purified it, and I can go pick up these codamas?
Oh, there's dickheads still hanging out.
We're almost there! Well, this stuff is almost there to give us the chance to get our bonuses.
use son of a bitch
nice trade
I'm having, um, I just realized, am I not doing, no I am, I am doing my Soul Core.
It's the cats. They're damn good. Real damn good. Um...
Not the smartest feature.
There you are.
Okay.
Yeah, thank you.
Damn, we got a few... whoa, there's a bunch of shit going on over here now.
Multiple crucible wraiths as well.
As a Narukabe.
Last death.
Oh, shit. Okay.
Okay.
Chill, man.
What to do
Fuck me
Ow.
It's like Ninja Gaiden.
Yeah, I mean the closest DNA you're gonna get to any other game is Ninja Gaiden, but
shit.
Shit.
That's it, I'm fucking done with you.
I'm done with you.
That's a lot done with you.
Where is my little dude?
I'm here to the left.
A...
Anonymous, thanks for the gift sub, dude, I appreciate it.
Alright, got all that shit, let's go back over here.
level up again. Dude, we make it. That guy just gave me that much XP. He did. Bro. Bro,
we did it. Oh, good. Come on. Get a couple more levels.
the guardian spirit yeah what are we talking about I got the crazy horse
blazing claw unlock the story for nephemada and go
and damage which is scorched enemy this is still good look at that damage this is
still good
Checking soul floors so this campus has this been upgraded you got in the news
campus
Very calm, it might be very good.
I don't know what I would expect it to be.
Oh, we got more of these.
Steel Talisman.
Podoma transformation, true flight preservation, fire stop, buffringer mending.
Spirit Leech.
Blessed Bolt.
This is the one I was using, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Increases your defense.
That seems good.
I'll take it.
Oh, I forgot to put this guy on here.
Right, so how do we...
Why am I not able to put it on position three?
Is it because it is the...
Oh, I have to choose between one or the other.
Damn it.
Okay, that's why.
I'll take the steel talisman.
Yeah, it's only got one core.
So, warrior.
Just gonna put the nerikabe.
Oh, one.
Are these really that old?
So, you can even have two summons now?
Um, R?
That's right.
Okay.
R and right to get access to it.
Got it.
I got it.
Uh.
got it.
I'm gonna run in here.
I know.
You're telling me I don't have access to it yet?
Oh, bitch!
Huge, bitch!
okay we guess we got to go back to town you have to replay the mission gg
median thank you let's go do msqn oh shit over here dude wow
look at all this crazy bullshit
Another Spirit Bane popped open too.
Yeah, push story.
Thank you, Midian.
If you play us through a scroll, yeah, you need to, you need to, a fiery mission, a firing
invasion mission again, okay.
Okay.
We'll talk about that in a second.
Yeah, this gate, which gives us access to this area now.
I see.
There's one over here.
Another side quest, yeah.
Okay.
Um...
Okay, let's go pop this open.
Yeah, progress just feels really nice.
I'm about to finish this area they open up a new thing
no shit every time I feel like I'm about to like this is it no that was not it
Did I check my Samurai skill style spirits?
To meet my Samurai points, we have everything maxed out of what we're doing, I'm gonna have
to switch up pretty soon to get something else I'm gonna need to because I can't unlock
anything else on Odachi and everything on Sam is locked out by story I believe.
The Guardian Spirits.
Does it feel like you're trying to rush through it?
No, not at all.
Let me check this out real quick.
to work with there and the check that's going on with Odaichi, oh you can put the Raccoon
Guardian Spirit on Samurai. Ah, okay.
Why is that one of any different?
Right?
Hey, since key recovery in exchange for sacrificing movement speed can only be used when you're sort of sheathed here
Yeah, that's that shit
That's the one. Okay. Then you have stamina? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, there's still stamina.
Dude, look at this Frumsaw shit.
Bro.
Look at this Frumsaw shit they put in the game.
Man, this is so cool.
Look at this Frumsaw bullshit.
It's great.
It's friggin' great.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Level design is so improved.
Dude, I hear you.
I don't see you.
Emphasis on a Vista and then you go to that Vista, you know?
That's it.
You're like, look at this cool-ass place you're about to go to, now you go there.
I'm soft shit.
Did it?
I did not.
Not much.
Fuck.
of
and it's not recovering. Royal Tanfa. Thank you. You didn't see anything. Trust me.
me.
That feels very good to interrupt.
That feels very good.
Can I hear the Kodama? I don't see it.
Guess my ass good, sir.
Honplers are probably pretty fun, right, Chat?
Honplers very busted in this game.
of the
other condom is on the roof
of course he
they are hilariously overpowered
sick
of
It's at least a must download the demo, you know.
I don't like telling people how they should spend their money, usually.
I like telling people what's cool.
Here's what's cool, you want to buy it, it's up to you.
Just looking at any like big ass purchase nowadays is kind of tough.
Does the demo really 10 hours long? At least, the demo's like 10 to 15 hours of the main game.
That's so cool.
Oh my god, are you that crazy big boy?
Yeah, I can't heal.
Bro, you just don't stop, do you?
This guy's an asshole.
Jesus.
What the hell?
Let's see.
see
Hey, that gave me some new cheese. No, it didn't because my ass was trying to learn anything
Yeah, maybe that's not worth it for the crucible art at the moment
Nice
I hope I can ask Gear.
All this place looks interesting.
go over? No, it's dead.
Oh my god, guys.
Okay. I've fallen. I think I stabbed me for like 90% of my life.
Where did my cap go?
Oh my god dude, you're trying to kill me?
like ever
Oh my god damn.
man. This is where I'm going to be able to get to... no?
mystery shit over here.
I
Died
Oh.
Die, bone ward.
Get my item now, please.
Wasn't even anything good.
I got the blowhard bow.
Oh, maybe finally go up here now.
I'm just thinking of an interaction.
Not damn it.
treacherous ass place what the damn 7500 damage
Random ass shrine over here
Take it
Cool
I don't like recovery on critical I need to kill one more spike okay
there.
Getting there.
The other Kodama is over here.
Oh, the other Kodama's over here.
Oh, this looks like progress.
What?
I could have sworn I saw something over here.
We just can't get there, hold on.
Okay.
One, two.
Two.
Sorry, sir.
Three.
No.
Oh, damn.
He took all my stamina.
Reziliate bastard.
Fuck.
what was that not it?
That was not it.
That was indeed not it.
48 gourd.
What's a gourd?
Emerita earned kunai damage, projectile damage unscathed.
You're a gourd.
Hmm.
That's good.
Yeah, the explosive damage.
Yeah.
That's good.
The explosive recharge.
Almost died.
Oh, special axe.
This is just all these bonus items.
Okay, this is not where we're supposed to go.
This is just fancy extra shit.
Ah, here it is.
Here it is.
Game gives you a lot of really good reasons to run around and look for stuff, that's for
sure.
I
Got a shot
the
shit down there too.
Look at this cheeky bitch.
Got him, probably aren't even going to be good, they're not.
It's funny.
I need your game to look this good.
Turn off bloom.
You turn off a lot of the post-processing effects, including bloom, it will look a lot
cleaner.
Did I like Wollong? Not that much.
I thought it was okay.
I have so much god damn life.
Hold on to all this shit, man.
Seriously, you're an asshole.
These dudes are a pain in the neck.
Cool.
Inusory Dragon.
Here's the amount of damage dealt to an enemy afflicted with a status element by 12% when
attacking the Shadow Wars.
Very specific.
Now these abilities are like really about making really specific builds.
What the hell?
Oh my god, ow.
whoo!
I'm not risking it
you can kiss my ass sir
open the door
Hey, those guys.
Ah, that's probably good for something.
A lot of summoning right here, okay, okay.
and
check some of
Let's try that.
Fuck, I locked up.
I have like a parry for disability.
I don't know what the hell it is.
I literally have like a punch parry or something like that for my dog ability here.
Let me check.
What the scramp is?
It's um...
Darkin?
Yeah.
Boiling counter.
Okay, so no wonder.
Literally it's a counter.
Um...
Okay.
It's the dog one challenging.
It's LB plus up.
I've been using it, but it's like not an attack.
It's a counter.
So, yeah.
Hello.
Yeah
Hello
I'm a hiker tomorrow
Come on, what's your
Kodaro Pomeranian
It's a matter of life and death.
Then wait for the Gears, just like me.
Oh my god, he's fucking huge!
of
Oh
God
of
Oh god, he messed it up.
really hurt
I
Holy shit
of
I literally used everything, literally everything.
dramatic finish he has the crimson armor right that's the crimson gear
This is the end.
Let me get your lion dog.
Tutorial finished.
Yo, Noni Ryan, thank you, wait for it, Croft and C.Rokyuu, make yourself at home.
I
i
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you too.
Tenmei ni sumu gazu oi holobi yuka.
Kore mo mihatake no oshii.
She just showed up, I don't know her.
Tango Gishi. Okay, cool.
Wow.
Wow. Whoa, sick. Jesus, I look sick.
What are we going next set here?
Good, John and head of the Ega.
John and what does head of the Ega do?
Let's find out.
That's the name. A set bonus. Right.
What is the, the fuck is the set bonus?
LT plus left button.
Ah ha
Seven pieces ninjutsu charge gauge the tool arts go up 10 percent 18 percent of tool arts damage Wow
That's pretty crazy
That's pretty crazy I can probably fit this all up to yeah
Let's do it. Let's go for
Is there like an ego Jonan rifle
Some shit.
Let's just do it.
Faster movement than Jutsu hit.
Weird.
Be some mental damage, decreased damage taken.
of
Oh, no, do I not have like Ega Jonan boots?
Boots?
Holy shit, I don't.
What the hell?
Give me some fat-ass boots, I need some heavy-ass boots.
Okay, do the wrong thing, it's like L and left, oh they have a four piece bonus, damn
five, six, seven piece bonus, so there's definitely a combination to it.
Njutsu damage plus 11% dodge key faster movement on Njutsu hit
I don't think that's really worth it until you get to like ninja tool arts increase
to be real
Think you need a six. There's two weapons in that set. Yeah
Weapons give the set bonus right and I don't have it right now. It's cool-looking. Look at me wrong
Sick-looking. It's just I
It's gonna get my ass kicked
Yeah, back to the red shit.
This drip looks pretty good too.
Healing speed is directly related to move speed.
The four pieces better than you think.
Yeah, I'll wait till I get the rest.
That'd be cool.
It's the end of the game chat. See? They're getting us ready for endgame.
What's happening?
I think we're Samurai. Good point.
A little bit.
No, Ronin. No, there is a Ronin set.
No.
Yeah, Guardian Monk set, but it's a little, much lower level.
Alright, so where do we go now?
Sure.
Is this gonna teleport me to another zone or some shit?
New dickhead?
New bad guy?
What about a mirror?
Oh, I'm gone-gone.
I'm like going through time.
time traveling. Bro, am I the Chrono Trigger? My John Chrono? Larry Trigger?
Oh
Damn it, the DOA boss.
I'm going to act like I know what's happening.
Yeah yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
I think...
Let's say all men really wish we didn't just skip that.
Yeah, can I go back?
Oh cool completely new biome and what's the new biome um
Um, so for blessing we can level up.
Oh, I can start doing more of these?
Shit.
What if I do?
I can now travel back.
Okay.
This is an attack in the vicinity of forming a style shift.
Why is arts for efficiency acceleration to yourself when switching to samurai style and in jutsu acceleration is switching to ninja style?
This is the rate at which the art wow, so it's benefits if you
switch styles oh
Get bonuses if you style switch not
Not stand switch, but style switch
Huh.
Could be cool.
Hey, we did it.
Get back to leveling up everything else now.
Um...
I'm going to go back to the other side of the map.
Yeah, this guy's on the jutsu stuff too, and that's good I guess I can have him on both right
doesn't hurt
Level 5 is definitely higher.
Um, his magic and centipede is like in the first two games, there certainly seems that
way.
Yeah, magic is pretty goddamn good.
Alright, chat, yeah, let's call it at that.
Game's great, man.
Every time, every time I play it, I'm just having a wonderful time, wonderful time.
Voldemire, thanks for the 57 months.
Um, Digus, thank you.
Noni Ryan, wait for it.
Thanks for the 26 months.
Such a huge improvement.
So much fun.
I'm gonna go try to sleep the rest of this headache now. I'm not like a 3 out of 10
Maybe a actually a 5 out of 10 headache. Ness. I'm gonna try to sleep this off. So I can feel better
Unless you know in tomorrow's stream or later today stream the big one is obviously Thursday. We'll be streaming for that
That's our state of play stream. So yeah, I'll figure out what our Wednesdays looking like
Anyway, appreciate you all being here. Thanks for all the insane YouTube viewership. Thank you guys for being out here once again and
Yeah, we got potentially a very, very, very big week ahead of us, so be prepared.
Thanks everyone, have a good one, shine on, I'll see you next time, buh-bye!
We all need to shine on, to see how far we come on
The journey has gone
Yeah, to go searching for our star
Deep in the night, I bear my heart, but not that she knows
You're a miracle, you're a miracle
You're just for my part
Gonna get to the edge of soldiers to carry on
One of the fears is from the battleground
Gonna get to the edge of soldiers to carry on
To go
To shout
To go
To shout
To go
You