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welcome to the stream
Katie Sandstorm thank you for the three months chat what the hell is up
Ryan thank you I know thank you thank you gecko thank you
Thank you, Taja, Gecko, Rether.
Thank you so much, thank you, thank you.
Guys, we have so much to talk about.
We have so much to talk about
and I know it's not an ideal time to be alive.
I, thank you.
Oh, it's good, thank you so much.
Rex, thank you, Drago, what's up?
Um, thank you, I was on a red eye last night and then I got home, I took a shower, I had
two calls and then I had to film and now I'm live.
This is the soonest I could go live, otherwise I would have loved to have been live in the
morning when I'm normally live.
Rainbow, thank you, Saber too, thank you, Nemo, thank you, um, pretty ideal, okay,
Yeah, for some of you, and then for some people,
it's super non-ideal.
I hate being live outside of my time slot.
But what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
I am back.
I didn't wanna wait until Wednesday to do a recap.
I wanted to do a story time today,
and then, thank you,
and then do an Alaska recap.
But before the Alaska recap, we have things to talk about.
We have things to talk about!
Chat!
What?
Holy!
Vibrary, thank you, Evergreen.
Calvin, thank you.
Holy, Vibri, thank you Evergreen, Calvin, thank you.
This is going to be a legendary, a legendary story time.
And I'm going to milk it, I'm going to take forever to tell this story.
Okay.
So, buckle up.
Ari, thank you for the 10 months.
Is there anything that I need to go over before we start?
No, I am exhausted.
Like, it's been a really long time
since I felt like I had actually nothing left.
And yesterday, I really did feel that way.
And I was on a red-eye last night from Alaska to here,
and I slept horrible.
So I'm on like no sleep.
Smiling, thank you for the five months.
Mal, thank you for following, what I've followed.
Built it wrong.
Okay, cool.
Thank you for the follow.
Olivia, thank you for the 11 months.
Thank you, Olivia.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
Rest in peace, Hank the Tank.
If you guys saw that post,
I had to, I wrote up that poster when I was in Alaska.
That was super, super sad as a very special bug, man.
That one sucks.
Aw, true.
We can't hear alerts.
Oh, sorry, why?
Why?
What, you can't hear that?
Well, it looks like you can hear that.
Tell me you don't hear that.
Awkward silence when you're hearing Brian talk, huh?
Wait, why do you not hear that?
It's quiet as hell.
What?
You don't hear- whoa!
Look at the raven.
Oh, wait, give this a go.
Drink it, thank you.
Thank you so much.
If a pub, wow!
Kyra underscore Jane underscore subbed for eight months, RIP Hank, millipedes have
such a special place in my heart and he was such a great ambassador.
On the other hand, congratulations on your engagement and on the Alaska trip.
Weekend of a lifetime for sure smile.
Thank you.
Um, you're so quiet, really.
That's too, um, no, I'm sorry.
People have, wow.
It's been a minute since I've seen it.
That's, I'm sorry about that.
Caps, thank you so much.
Um, okay.
Uh, yes.
That was, that was very sad.
We did lose Hank.
Um, as sad as that is though, one of, um, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
One of,
we think that Hank died of old age,
that he came in as an adult.
And so he just passed of old age.
It's not like something happened
and he lived a really great life with us.
And so we feel really good about that.
And that's about the best you can do, you know?
So, but yeah, it's a huge bummer.
I really, really loved that bug that sucked.
staff did have a burial for him.
Apparently they all took shots for him.
That's cool. You would have loved that.
Alright, so that's fire.
Including Kayla, by the way.
Kayla took a vodka shot, I guess.
Yes, I wasn't there, but...
Shout out.
Okay, what else do we have to talk about?
That happened?
Freaking Alaska happened chat.
Oh my gosh, do we got a recap today?
We got a recap, we're gonna have a clip queue open
in a bit so we can go over that.
YouTube chat, what's up?
I see you.
Whoa, that's a lot of bits.
Cheerdex1000, not sure how I unfollowed but congrats on the engagement and rest in peace
hang.
Thank you so much.
People talk wow.
Daisy underscoping sub for six months.
Congratulations.
You too Chad, how you doing?
How's it going?
Vibing with bears?
Just out there pissing and sobbing forever.
But, okay, okay, okay, J-O, thank you for the 10.
How do we get to the clip queue and recapping Alaska?
Should I have bangs?
People Pog wow!
Waka underscore R is a new sub.
Thoughts?
People Pog wow!
Patorius 17 underscore is a new sub.
AJ Dubbsky gifted a tier 1 sub.
AJ, thank you for the 3.
Farbror, thank you for the 5.
Cheekyatemi is a new sub.
AJ Dubbsky gifted a tier one sub to Chiquitime.
People pop wow.
No, no, no, you can get that bad shit.
AJ Dubbsky gifted a tier one sub to Spawn Beach.
Um, Eden, thank you.
Chana, what the hell?
What the hell?
You'll thank me later.
Damn!
Eddie, you can then be served for 15 months.
Wait, really?
What the hell?
People talk wow.
Gemma Undescore Stone is a new sub.
Thank you.
People talk wow.
Bison here on sub for 52 months.
Bison, thank you. Thank you for the 52 months.
Okay.
Can Stompy be the ring bearer at the wedding?
No.
Kimmon with a hundred gifted!
Kimmon with a hundred gifts of pumpkin. Thank you for the five. Whoa. Thank you so much
what the hell thank you that 15k what what thank you so much that's nuts um
okay is it story time time are you guys ready before I tell the story my
editors. This is not for you too. I'm talking to you, Johnny. Don't make a
thumbnail that's like my engagement story please. Okay. Um, alright, but I am, I am,
I am gonna tell you guys the whole story. Okay. Um, so, so first of all, I'm
freaking engaged. Okay. Um, I don't know if you guys saw that. I made it
pretty clear. You want to see my, did you guys see my posts? They're glorious. Actually like
peak freaking,
actually peak. I have to freaking re-log in Instagram, standby. Actually can someone just link me
my own post so I don't have to do this. Peak photos!
I'm so cackling at how I got dude Connor with the ghillie suit was so funny
was so funny I
Posted
Two Instagram dumps, and they're both actually glorious
The ring box also one of the cutest things I've ever seen okay, here's my tweet
Shirley
Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. So. Oh. Okay. Um. Okay. How about now?
No.
All right.
Huh?
What is going on?
Why has this happened?
Hugging the Raven with the 20?
Dude, what's going on?
OBS, please.
Please, guys, what is happening?
Dude, what is going on?
Hello?
What in the OBS is going on right now?
Alex, thank you.
Nene, sweaty tripod.
Thank you.
Joyous.
Okay.
Here's my engagement post.
Cool.
Yeah.
Cause, right.
Cool.
Okay.
So you get it.
You saw the pictures.
I'm not logged in anywhere on this PC.
I should just friggin...
Why am I even trying?
You saw the pictures. I'm not logged in anywhere on this PC. I should just freaking why am I even trying?
What's even the point?
Forget it. You saw the post.
What's the freaking point?
Skittles!
Thank you.
Um...
Pain. Cutie under the post. Yeah, okay.
Maybe I just log in Instagram because they're better on Instagram anyway, and I can do this.
I can do this in two seconds. Watch this.
Wait, don't watch. Are you watching? Okay, good. Just making sure. Making sure! Okay.
Right. Dakota, thank you so much. Okay, I'm logging in.
Okay, 2FA, hold on, stand by, let me know when she starts the story.
I told you guys it was going to take me a minute, okay, it's important.
Let me have this.
Two factor, stand by, Chloe, thank you.
Okay, I'm logged in.
This is huge.
Okay, I'm going to my profile and we're in and we're in okay this is my
engagement post wow and I will tell you the entire story but holy cook are these
pictures not so sick are these not so peak I was wearing a fuck-ass beanie and
like probably not the shirt I would have chosen but I'm so I'm so in look at
this cinema. Connor took these with a long range lens. Took this photo. What the hell?
Beautiful. Glorious. Glorious. Beautiful. Cook. Holy cook. Mind you, a viewer sent me this.
One of y'all sent me this in the Alveas PO box. Someone sent me this box and I was
like holy shit, imagine getting proposed to in this box. And then I took it home
And I gave it to Caleb and I was like,
what have you proposed to me with this box?
And he actually kept it.
And he proposed to me with it.
Movie.
So cute.
I'm obsessed with this picture.
This moss was very soft.
Dude, it was so broken.
And this was so cute as well.
This is a photo obviously off the viewfinder of the camera
because the photo itself is not in focus,
but it's really cute.
So I posted this one anyway.
You said he's got a user,
or you'd say no during BL Box, what?
Wait, it's a ladybug with a little baby ladybug.
I'm so serious, Tratt.
If my boyfriend doesn't propose like this,
if he's not like this with a little box like this,
I'm saying no.
Like how, are you kidding me?
This is awesome.
That's so funny.
This is freaking awesome.
Meris, thank you so much. That's so thoughtful.
We got so many trinkets today, y'all.
Wow, E.
Here's a card. Wow, he did not take any chances.
Wow, that's so funny.
That is so funny.
Okay, amazing, he pays attention.
Love that.
No, okay, and I was serious, I guess,
and I took that home,
and I was like the most of me in this box, and he did.
And then I also posted this, I, okay,
so he also, very, very thoughtful and smart,
brought a backpack with three different press on nails,
shout out Al, and a dress,
in case I wanted to take engagement photos
out here in Alaska.
And we ended up just taking these,
Because there was this bear that we hung out with forever, and the bear was just sitting
and we were like, what if we took an engagement photo here?
And so we took this photo instead, and this is our engagement photo.
And there's a little bear sitting in the back.
Isn't this a legend, dude, my dream?
I did not think that my engagement photos would be in Waiters, and the AOD, and the fuck-ass beanie.
But here we are.
Cinema.
cinema on brand even. This was my second engagement post and it's just a photo
dump the most legendary photo dump of all time. The most legendary engagement
carousel of all time is the bear print. Big bear print. Just showing you guys a
few more things in Alaska. Casual. Just showing you some just a little tea and
up and got these on the shore just so there's some mussels but they're pretty
color the mussels this I thought this waterfall was really pretty as well it's
pretty sick nice waterfall oh here's another bear paw pretty clean track there
it's a fresh one this sunset is beautiful how do you not take a picture of
the sunset. So cool. Beautiful. This is a wolf print. That's actually cool. You guys
didn't see any wolf prints on stream, but I found one. And this is bear shit. Cox! Thank
Thank you for the gifted sub. Jen Chills, thank you as well.
Pretty sick.
Pretty freaking sick. Really? Yeah.
And it's got mushrooms growing out of it, which I thought was really cool.
So anyway, that's my ring, in case you didn't see it.
Glorious, cutie cooked with the nails.
Okay, story time.
Are we ready?
Here's how this freaking happened.
When I tell you I had no idea, Ziggy, thank you.
I mean, I had no idea.
Like I knew, we had, we have talked about it obviously, like we've had the conversation.
I thought that we would probably get engaged like late 2025, maybe like Q1, Q2, 2026 or
like early 20, sorry.
Like early 2026 or 2027, um, sorry, okay.
It's 2026 right now.
Sharp easy, thank you.
thought it would be end of this year early next year. Alright, mind you, I've had, I don't,
you guys have seen this a bajillion times, this ring that's now on this finger. This is a, this
was a promise ring. I can tell you that now. I don't know, I just like didn't want to tell you
before, but I've been wearing this for years. Kiss, thank you for the six months. Me and
and Kayla have been together a minute.
So we had talked about it forever.
And I knew we would get engaged,
but I didn't know that it was going to happen then.
First of all, I just went to QT's Bachelorette,
as you guys know, okay?
And here's where the story starts, okay?
Where the things started getting put in motion
before I realized that they were getting put in motion, okay?
Last time I went and got my nails done,
I had square red nails, which is not the end of the world,
but is not really what I want for an engagement.
I just thought it would be fun and fresh.
Caleb had the biggest lob of the century
because he literally came with me
to get my nails done, to get that set.
And I was like, what color should I get?
And he kept telling me pinks,
and I was like, I always do pink.
I don't have any business to do.
Like, I don't have to be speaking
or at any conferences for the next three weeks,
so I wanna do something fun.
And he's like, what about this?
What about this?
And I was like, no.
But he was literally there with me at my nail appointment.
He was just like sitting there with me
and I was like, you can pick the color.
But then apparently I didn't let him pick the color.
And the only thing that we could land on
was this like bright red.
And so then he panicked, because he was like, oh no, they're red.
And then he or somebody contacted Jenny, my manager,
when I was in LA last.
And Jenny texts me, and she goes, my nails are so chopped,
you wanna go get your nails done?
And I was like, nah, I just got them done.
And she was like, damn it.
So then no one can get me to change my nail color,
get my nails done.
So then I go to Cutie's Bachelorette and listen to this.
Okay, listen to the lies that were spun around me.
Okay, so Cutie has her first,
this is at Cutie's Bachelorette.
She has her first fear and live show coming up, right?
Ludwig texts me and he goes,
Maya, QT has her first live show coming up
and she never does anything to treat herself.
I know she wants her nails done.
Will you make sure she gets this nail appointment
all prepaid if you just get her there at 1130?
So I was like, okay, fiance, dub.
That's really thoughtful.
So then I'm like, all right, my job is to get the bride
to her nail appointment at 11.30.
So we're out walking, we're like walking around town
going in shops, whatever.
I'm like, cutie, I want my nails done real bad.
And she's like, okay, sure.
So then I route us to the nail shop, I walk in there.
She's like, we get there.
I was like, surprise.
Lud made this appointment, it's prepaid.
And she's like, oh, that's really nice.
And then we go pick colors.
And Cutie is like, I think we should get matching nails.
And she's the bride, and I'm at her bachelorette.
So I'm like, whatever you want, Queen.
I'm whatever, I got matching toenails with Cutie.
I got matching fingernails.
Cause I was like, whatever you want, bride.
So she picks this.
Is my reverb on?
My reverb was on.
Bro, my reverb was on that whole time.
Guys, how did nobody notice that?
Hello? It was. It was literally on.
What the hell?
Okay, not for us. That's weird.
Okay, so...
So she goes, we should get matching nails.
I'm like, okay, whatever you want.
So we get, and I do really like this color.
I think actually I'm the one that pointed this color out.
Turns out it matches Alaska to a freaking light.
It, those pictures are unreal, like unreal.
So we get our nails done.
I also, they also knew because I had just recently
gotten my nails done, I would not spend the money
to get them done again.
So Cutie was like, oh, we should get your nails done.
And I was like, no, I just got them done.
And she was like, my, a lot already paid for it.
Just do it.
Because I wouldn't spend that money.
But I was like, you know what?
They are prepaid, so I guess I'll just get ahead.
But I've only had this set like a week and a half.
So then I get my nails done.
And then, and then, and then, you know what's crazy?
The nail lady, the lady that did our nails,
she was like, who paid?
And I was like, oh, her fiance.
And the lady snitches.
and she was like, it was a woman that called.
And I look at Cutie and I'm like,
and I was like, did he get your assistant
to book this appointment as a gift for you?
Like that's fine.
I mean, the guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.
And like he's doing a marathon,
but like that's a little whack.
So then me and Cutie were looking at each other like,
damn, yeah, that's a little lame.
If you got my assistant to do that.
Cutie called him after, by the way,
and was like, by the way,
who'd you get to book this appointment?
And on the phone, I assume he goes like,
oh, like cutie, like Trisha.
Like what, like what?
They're in on it.
They're both freaking in on it.
So anyway, I get my nails done.
Okay.
Mind you, this plan has been underway
for seven months
from when we started talking about.
So, so Caleb came up with this idea.
Back, Caroline was in on it too.
What?
With me, QD was practicing with me,
like I was an acting coach,
on how to convince Maya to get her nails changed.
What?
And every time she went through it,
She'd be like, hey, I just thought it'd be really cute
if we got nails done together.
I'm like, no, fake.
No, no, sketchy.
You're so weird.
You're strange.
She'll immediately know something is up.
She's like, what if I start crying?
And I'm like, I've just always wanted to get my nails
painted this color and I would love it
if you would do it with me.
I'm like, no.
I don't know why she turned into JoJo Siwa, but she did.
I don't know how many people were involved because I also saw a clip of Rey reacting
to the engagement and she was like, he, he, I knew and I was like, oh, okay, like literally
everybody knew except for me.
Caleb came up with this idea.
Ragnarok, Jennifer, and Dia, thank you. Caleb came up with this idea last time we were in
South Africa, because all I told him for an engagement is I was like, I want it to be outside,
and I want there to not really be a lot of people around. That's pretty much it.
But also the dream is that it's scenic, and we don't get the chance to hike together a lot.
like we've gone camping a couple times but we don't get to hike a lot and like
to the point where if he was like let's go on a hike I'd be like that's
suspicious because we don't have time so when he was watching the South Africa
Streams he's like damn imagine the shot like imagine the shot of like in it
whatever and so then when we decided on Alaska he was like okay this could
work so this has been in the works for seven months and Connor obviously
knew everything. I don't know at what point Cutie was clued in but it's been a
long she's known for a long time and we did the entire Alaska stream huge
success. Apparently Caleb was panicking because at some point Caleb had to
travel to Kodiak like he had to fly there and he was stressed out about
his location um because we have each other's location obviously but I never
check it so I he turned it off and he was afraid that I was gonna see that he
took whatever like I didn't check it for three days so I had no idea so at
least we had that going for us but he was first really stressed about that and
then a dap dude everybody on that boat the whole crew knew the whole time so
So we did the whole marathon, the day of, the day of, like the morning of the engagement.
Me and Adapter packing up and me and Adapter, our rooms were like next to each other.
And so we're both packing our suitcases, streams off, so we're just like shooting the shit,
you know?
And I'm talking about Caleb and I was like, yeah, we're probably going to get engaged
like soon, like maybe end of this year, beginning of next year.
And he goes, oh, damn, yeah, yeah, it might be time.
And I was like, yeah, it might be time.
That was a weird reaction of me saying that,
but sure, yeah, it might be time.
And now that makes sense, at the time I was like,
yeah, I guess.
And that's the first thing that I said to adapt
when I, anyway, whatever.
So that happened in the morning.
Our plan was to leave.
So we were in this bay in Alaska, right?
And our plan was to leave.
This is when I start showing you the footage.
Our plan was to leave that day on a float plane, OK?
So hold on, hold on.
You just like download this and play it and it's on player
So we were packing up it's gonna take me a minute to download we were packing up to
To leave on a float plane that day
so
We got all of our suitcases in the skiff
Which is the small boat and then the skiff was gonna take us out
To the float plane so then we get on the plane and we take off from the plane like off of the off of the water
right? Little did I know the float plane that flew in for us to leave on had Caleb in it.
Like the coordination of this chat is off the charts. Also all the things that had to go right
for this to happen like the weather being perfect because those planes are tiny.
Like that's you can't just like fly all the time. So many things had to go right.
And so the plane that we were going to leave on Caleb flew in on and when the plane landed this also
I didn't notice until looking back at it
But when the plane landed they had to get Caleb off of the float plane into a skiff to take him to this beach and
adapt and Gilbert all
Blocked the window. I'm like sitting there. I'm like looking out the window because there's like stuff going on and adapting Gilbert like
Like, sit, like, block the window so I can't see the float plane land, because they didn't
want me to see Caleb getting out of it, which I didn't realize they were doing at the time.
They did it successfully.
I was just like, okay, I guess they want to be at the window.
That's fine.
And then, and then, the crew is like, all right, Maya, time to get on the skiff to
get on the plane.
I'm like, I don't know why I'm getting on the skiff alone, but I trust you.
So Andy, Shane and Tyler are like rushing me to get on the skiff and I'm like, okay guys there!
Like, you could say bye!
We were just on this boat for a week together, it was great meeting you, but I guess I'll just...okay bye!
So they're like, rush me out onto the skiff, it's just me and Andy on the skiff.
This is the float plane, don't mind the quality.
So this is where I think we're going, so I'm vlogging, because I'm like, time to get on the float plane!
And then Andy says this
And I'm like GGs I really thought this was a good guy I really liked Andy I
I really thought this was like a good trip, but this is GG's. I am now filming my Netflix documentary
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
Why did they rush me onto the boat? Why am I the only one on the boat?
And why is Andy now saying just you and me are going to go to this very special beach?
You can literally hear it in my voice. I'm like wait, where are we going?
Also mind you, you can't feel it in this video, but Andy has crazy nervous energy going
on right now.
I dead ass thought it was GGs like I was I was freaking out
Why are we wrapping around this shore?
So we start taking a right I'm like, oh we can't see I wouldn't see anymore
We can't see the boat anymore like the main boat
He's taking me to this like secluded beach
I'm going to show you my favorite beach, this is a special spot to me, I know it'll be special
for you now too.
Which now is like really sweet.
But in this moment, in this moment, I am freaking out.
Chad, I was like, oh my god, I'm really filming it right now.
Should I jump off the boat?
Like, what do I do?
I'm pissing and I'm sobbing.
Alright, that's...
That's not good.
And then, I started recording again.
When we got to the beach.
And he's like, stressed.
Like he has a stretch.
And then, and then...
Tyler!
Tyler's got a skip because Caleb was on the skip
he dropped him off. But Tyler is now leaving this mysterious beach, and Tyler's trying to
be clever and I don't know if you can hear it, but he goes, oh I saw a sow and cubs
over here.
Bitch, huh?
Hey!
No you didn't!
That was a special spot!
And Andy keeps talking about this special spot! What did Tyler leave out here?
Tyler leave out here
This is so crazy
Get one last look, he said. Get one last look. Caleb is behind this rock.
I said my last word is K is so funny.
Okay, I don't know if some of you knew this about me.
Can I panic?
I revert to apathy, like that's my cope for panic, is I just get really calm and really
apathetic.
And that's what that was, which is actually crazy.
I hadn't heard that.
Okay, and then, and then, I actually haven't seen this on a PC, hold on.
I have drone footage of this.
going to review this together. So this whole time Max flew the drone. It's in a few clips.
Okay so this is Island Sea. This is the boat we are on the main boat. Okay that's early.
This is Connor's boat footage, right?
Yeah, this is Connor's boat footage.
Maybe it's...
No, ooh, I forgot about this.
There was a waterfall, you guys didn't see that.
Okay, sorry, I'm locked, okay.
Wait.
Maybe we don't have the drone footage,
unless I'm crazy.
I think we're missing the drone footage.
But look at this.
It's pretty awesome.
It's dated.
It is?
What?
Okay, we're still live here.
20, 20, 26, 28, well it's not any of these, so I think we don't have it.
This is just Conor looking for stuff.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
This is my favorite drone shot of the whole trip, though.
Actually, the sickest.
So sick.
So, so I thought I was gonna die and I think that it's fair upon reviewing that
footage why I felt that way. Peace and love to Andy and shout out because that
was a big job and he killed it. But yeah I thought I thought it was over and and
And then I walked out on shore and Caleb popped out
from behind a rock and I was like,
it took me so long to register in my,
maybe it didn't take me that long,
but it really took me a second.
I was like, actually what, like how are you here?
Because I am, guys, I don't have any service.
Like the service that I have is one Starlink and otherwise I'm SOS, right?
I'm in a random harbor in Alaska on a random beach.
I have the link. Thank you.
Oh, this is Andy's fake out.
I think so this is this is the boat so gilly adapt and max are all still here and then this is me on the boat with Andy and this is the float plane that I'm supposed to get on and we're pulling up to the float plane and then we drive by.
And then he's like, no, actually, Maya, I'm just going to show you this.
I didn't know, I didn't hear the drone up in the air at this point, because probably because
I thought I was going to die. Like, I was so locked in on dying, I didn't even notice the drone.
So there are a few clips here.
of...hold on, I'm sorting. Yeah, this was so crazy.
I do not know how he pulled this off, it's actually crazy.
So I get off the boat down here, it's far away,
because Max didn't want me to know that the drone was here
so, so I get off the boat with Andy,
and then Caleb pops up from behind this rock,
okay, this rock, and I was like, what the hell?
Do you see him?
What and then Connor I I can't even see him here, but he is somewhere hiding in these rocks in a ghillie suit
He's in a ghillie suit somewhere over there, oh
Because he's taking photos with the long-range lens that we use for wildlife spotting
I was so confused and then I realized what was happening and then he got on a knee and he proposed and Connor is I
Still can't see him. I still can't
Max was panicking so hard and
And this whole time, by the way, it's Max shaking, trying to be the drone pilot for this,
and then Gilly and Adapt on either side of him watching it live.
Which is so funny.
Wow.
The biggest success.
What a trip, guys.
Holy, actual movie, they cooked.
They cooked, did you not question where Connor was beforehand?
I did.
I think that's actually also in drone footage.
It's far away.
I just, Caleb was like, you know where Connor is?
And I like looked around for a while
and I couldn't see him.
And then Connor kind of popped up
and I was like, in the fucking ghillie suit?
And then Connor stood up. This was Connor.
Getting ready to snipe the photos.
Couldn't see him. Did you not question why he packed that? I never saw it.
I never saw it.
They met businessman and they they cooked and then I
Was still I was scheduled to leave on that plane with adapt and ghillie
so it would have been me adapt ghillie and Caleb leaving off of that off of that float plane and
Then I'm sitting there with him and I'm like
We're on a boat. We just got engaged. I'm like why why would we leave?
Right now. This is awesome
like you've never seen a bear we got their bears everywhere we got to go
far into bear and so we stayed a few more days and we got to just hang out with
the crew off stream had lots of like really in-depth conversations about
wildlife which I was missing a little bit during the stream thing because when
streams on like streams on you know but I really got to talk to the crew
about the wildlife there. We did a bunch more treks out. We saw tons of bears. We
took tons of pictures. We saw more foxes. We saw
cool fish. It was it was sweet. It was really really nice. Had a ton of fun. And
then we came back last night on a red eye. And now we're here. And now I'm
I'm fricking, fricking engaged and it's so sparkly.
I showed Stompy my ring today, honestly.
I'm using it for a short but I'll show you, I haven't edited it yet.
I'll show you he loved it.
He didn't really care if I'm being honest with you.
I thought he would and he didn't.
Stumpy, guess what?
engage okay okay he like my nails I think he didn't really care about the
ring I thought he'd care more about the ring but he didn't classic stompy
Classic freaking stompy
What's this shimmer? Oh my gosh, how funny
This is Caleb and Connor
Hiding in the boat just in case I could see I was looking out the window at the skiff
You guys are so funny super duper egg. Thank you for the five
Thank you so much. Yeah, so that's the story, guys. It was a huge success. I'm stoked. It
was perfect. Like, actually, no notes. Besides the fear of being kidnapped, no notes. That's
my only complaint. It was a little scary there for a couple minutes. I thought it was going
to be, I thought it was GGs. But other than that, perfect. The photos, perfect. The ring,
perfect. The surprise of it all. The location, so sick. Yeah, and shout out, shout out Capnanny
for that. Hey, I'm thank you for the 10. No, he really, he really did a great job. He didn't
need to do all that. That's, that's quite a, quite a task for, you know, someone that you
met not even a week ago. It's a lot of pressure. So I really appreciate him for that. I really
appreciate everyone the whole crew they all knew and they were so so great about
it same with adapting Gilbert shout out it was so Matthew thank you it was so cool
to coming back to the boat and then being there they had a speaker and they
were playing that song what is it like going to the chapel and we're gonna get
mayor they were playing that on the speaker and we got back to the the
main boat and it's just like adapting gilly and like hugs all around it was
so it was so wholesome and then I immediately was like adapted I'm not
literally an hour and a half ago tell you I think I'm gonna get engaged and he's
like yeah and I didn't know what to say I was just like yeah it might be time so so
funny so funny okay all right that is the engagement recap
absolutely crazy I'm so happy and that's a that's a big life update also this was
like after we did after we did all the facetimes to like the family and
whatever with the like you know I was like wait chat is gonna lose their
because we had just ended not Geo. I was like they're gonna freak out but I think
that's cool too that was a really that was a really really special trip and one
that I felt really really good about so it was perfect. It was perfect. I am gonna
open up this clip cue right now. Here you go. Put your favorite Alaska clips in
year I'm gonna pee and then come back and we will review miss you thank you for
the 10 gifted okay hold on just a second I'm gonna pee I'll be back just pace
links oh I'm sorry don't go in there just paste your links in the chat and
they'll show up in the clip queue and I will come right back I wish I could play
something here you can watch my the beginning of my real recent youtube
video if you haven't seen it you should watch it because I'm actually kind of
proud of it and this is YouTube I have things to tell you today that I'm
excited about and I want to warn you it's not all gonna make sense it's not
all gonna make sense to you but it is cool and I'm gonna do my best to
explain it to you anyway like and subscribe
This video is about trees. More specifically, it's mostly about trees and how they talk to each other.
Yes, you heard that right. If you've watched my streams before, you've maybe heard me talk about how trees can talk to each other.
This has been a thing in fantasy fiction, right? In like Wizard of Oz and Lord of the Rings and Marvel, which as we all remember, I know a lot about.
That is not an adventure.
DC or Marvel?
Marvel.
I'm talking for real, for real. Like trees actually do this, IRL. Sort of.
That's what this video is about. I'm gonna tell you about that and I'm gonna tell you about like trees and how they do other cool stuff, too
You all know what a tree is right, but maybe you don't know what's underneath them. No, I don't mean dirt
I mean the micro-risal
About 90% of terrestrial plants are all connected via a micro-risal network
What the hell is that a common micro-risal network is made of
of underground fungus called mycelium, which are like little threads that either wrap around tree roots
or they penetrate through tree roots and into cells. A little bit the last of us. Okay. The ones
that wrap around the tree roots are called ectomycorrhizae, and the ones that penetrate through
the tree roots and into cells are called arbuscular mycorrhizae. One interesting thing
about this underground fungal network is the mushrooms that we know and love, like these
guys these guys everything that is above ground that's actually just the fruits
and reproductive organs of that network so like in some ways they're kind of
like fangs you know but that's a different video we can do that if you
want to go there but that's not this videos about this whole network tree
situation works out because the trees do the network get a way to communicate
with each other and pass resources to each other and the network gets the
ability to get nutrients from the trees and plants that actually photosynthesize so it's a win-win. At least
that's what we thought for the last 30 years. We will get back to that later. So the underground fungus
doesn't have the ability to photosynthesize right because it's underground. It doesn't have access to
sunlight but I don't think you're dumb. Let me make this very clear. I don't think you're dumb. And
maybe this is because I've done collabs of streamers and stuff where like not that they're
dumb but like right okay so the snail has even one pesticide yeah yeah and then
toast comes in and it's two sands oh wow so how many pesticides are in total three
but really one other video series that we can't do thank you for the simple biology
concepts like what is photosynthesis things that you guys want to finish this
or not are really simple really like yeah i know what that is but like if someone
actually asked you like define Pauline say thank you i don't think you're
dumb i don't think we're dumb i think sometimes you just need to
it re-explained to you as an adult.
If you want a series like that, I can also do that.
And I don't think you're dumb for it.
So if you want that in the comments, let me know.
Sorry, beside the point, if you could go like
and subscribe to that one, you cannot photoshoot it.
That would be awesome.
I am genuinely really proud of that video.
We've been doing more educational video essays
that I think are really fun and Danny Cook's,
as always.
So check out my YouTube channel if you haven't already.
All right, it's clip time.
Are we ready?
Greatest Dane, thank you for the five.
Actually, there's an edit I saw.
Yeah, there's a Megasoi edit.
We can start with that.
Shirley.
Thank you guys again so much.
We are across the world right now in South Africa.
out here with Shamwari.
It's been amazing.
I really don't know how else to describe it.
We've raised so much money
and I feel like more importantly,
got to show everyone and educate so many people
that's gonna open so many doors.
I don't know, just, that's crazy.
You're so lucky.
Thank you guys so much for being here.
No, we're going right out of the car.
I don't wanna run it back.
If you wanna do a secret,
run it to a second one
and go running on a different server.
This year, we're running it back.
We're doing it in Alaska and we finally have the date.
Bears, Connor was telling me I gotta watch a safety video
because the threat of bears on my life is real, huh?
I can almost guarantee you we're gonna have a bear
within 30 to 25 years.
Oh, so I'm not a space.
Listen, if you see me in a dung with the bear,
help the bear, I'm good.
Okay.
I'll be good.
Yeah.
It doesn't look real, it doesn't look real.
Dude this is so peak if I'm a bear.
Even to be a bear live anywhere it's like this is it.
Yeah, this isn't gotta be a kick-it spot.
So all the grade that you see on the side of the mountains here is actually a volcano
ash from the Mount Katmai, we erupted in 1912 so very old volcano ash.
Whoa, so like
And that's where I'm solo queueing you're going right to that store. Yeah, so look you bro
Would you like some apple cider
So the river's got a couple of periods and
And they're like just for the right of the drop there.
So you'll see the people of them and that's for the right thing.
For the right of that, a little grassy island.
We're gonna be on the find. We'll have bears.
So, everything you're standing on right now is upon us.
It's so light.
Yeah, it'll float.
Yeah, cool.
I'm thinking of you, Sharon.
I'm gonna fall.
I know it's a close runner up to, to adapt, I don't think so, clip that made me laugh so
hard was when the first stream we ever did together, when we were reacting, I asked him,
I just saw this clip the other day, I was like, do you always type in caps?
And he went, I think so, do you guys know what I'm talking about?
Does anybody know what I'm talking about?
So funny.
That's such a random poll, but do you guys know which clip I'm talking about?
Oh my god, it was so good to see anybody have it.
I don't think so and I think so are some of the funniest things adapters ever said.
That looks like it swims like a shark.
This was after adapting Gilly left, Connor found a salmon shark with the drone on
the alveas channel
yep that's a fucking shark
wow
Connor
I just saw
Connor, oh man
dude
I got 47% on this drone, we're good to track this for a while
oh baby that's a shark, wow
if anybody doesn't know, salmon sharks are
we have sharks in Alaska, they're the closest thing to a great white shark
like relationship wise
I think they're up to 11 feet long.
I miss maps, man.
What a guy.
They probably have a tail, but they're stubby little things.
They look kind of like a bad little torpedo.
They look like a pony.
Man, they're freaking out with that.
Ponies are the horses.
I have salmon sharks that are great way of sharks.
Oh, he's coming up, he's coming up, he's coming up.
Oh, my gosh.
But they're also hyper-aggressive.
Not to people, but to each other.
They can be real territorial.
Oh, my God, dude.
I want to make a shark!
That's a shark!
We saw a freaking shark!
No way!
That's awesome. That's awesome.
She may not have been in the water yet, so...
Okay.
Bear can't... she may not have been in the water yet, so...
Bear can look darker because he's black.
But that guy, he's just got a real pretty...
I mean, he hasn't gotten his back wet.
This is gonna be so sick to watch with you guys,
because your views were so much better than our views in person
because of this long-range lens, like...
Even through binoculars, like this camera lens is so, it's so OP.
He's so...
He's not really working for the fish.
I think they can see the tunnel from this camera.
Oh, it's so cute.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I have not watched this yet.
Oh my god, I'm scared.
I just thought about it when we stepped on the beach yesterday, I do have some apple cider.
If you want me to heat it up, you guys can break it with you.
Wow, sweet.
I've got apple cider.
Oh, okay.
It's not alcoholic, but...
You want some?
I don't think so.
But I appreciate it.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
And then after, by the way, after Stream, we drank whiskey and cider and he loved it.
And he was like, hold on Corey, my bad.
Eyes!
Hey!
Max, thank you for the rain!
What's up?
Trailbound sketches everybody.
That's Max.
He was just live.
I appreciate that.
What's up?
This is Kayla reacting to us seeing a link.
She reacted to this live?
He did not talk about Lynx.
That's crazy.
Lynx with just a bear right there is crazy.
That's so cool.
What the frick?
So guys,
A ball of shot hasn't been developed.
That's awesome.
Down here, so, yep, still there.
Corner finding niece.
Got him.
Wow, niece!
It's a young one.
It's a mom and a baby.
Oh my gosh, so cute.
That's awesome.
Freaking awesome.
No.
Oh, Andy!
So sick. Wait, what?
Oh my god.
Alright.
He's gonna try to run away.
Yeah.
From this distance.
The Trajectors!
Yeah, from this distance.
Adapt!
The Sets of Chalice!
Here goes my tumor cell.
No!
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
What happened?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's right here.
Damn, bro!
Damn!
Is it good?
Oh, it's good.
bro oh my god oh just flew off on my wrist when I cracked it
I cracked that part yeah see this why I took it off earlier
Why did he lag with this?
He's gonna try to lag.
Ready?
Yeah.
From this distance.
Oh!
A tap!
That's the shot!
It was my famous laugh.
That was such a long time, bro.
So funny.
Ah
classic
It's too late to know
I still don't know. I think it's
This is awesome
It's too late to know
I still don't know. I think this is the same one
No, this is sick.
Oh, cool!
Too late to move.
I think this is the same one that came out of here earlier.
Okay.
Cool.
Two lights are off.
Just don't know.
I think this is the same one that came out of here earlier.
Okay.
I had so many people text me about that clip.
was the most insane wildlife experience I've ever had. That was unreal.
I was scared the first time the bear walked behind us, but not not in that not in the
I don't know if I don't know.
I can't see where I'm stepping.
I have a question.
If I were to go back...
This is a hypothetical.
If I were to go back to Alaska and do a cleanup and then create a product out of the stuff
that was cleaned up, would you guys buy that product?
And if so, what product would you want it to be?
Wouldn't that be so sick as like merch?
Can you imagine?
Like how sick would that be?
Pixie, thank you so much.
a bag, jewelry, keychains, water bottle, slippers, keychain, tote bag, water bottles, jewelry,
necklace, bracelet, magnets, hmm, keychains.
I like the idea of a water bottle a lot but it just seems like such an oversaturated thing.
And so it's like tokens like I wouldn't want it to be something that is kind of like trash again
You know like it has to be something that can be used
For that to make sense if it's like ocean cleanup, you know
Hmm
Claw clips would be so fire
It's the coasters.
Bracelets.
Hmm.
We'll circle back.
Hey Tyler, I got a question.
What's up?
Why didn't we have to put our phones in the airplane mode to take off this...
Is that a super question?
What is airplane mode for?
The airplane that is uh, based on the all IFR and the instruments on board and uh, can be infected by cell phone service so
with all IFR we don't have any of these instruments that the thing airplanes do is that we don't have to worry about it.
I'm on the Twitch front page. What?
Hello?
Hello front page, welcome to the Alaska recap.
I wasn't expecting that. Hello.
That's cool.
Okay.
This was a moment, if I can take you behind the scenes a little bit.
It's one thing to jump in the water where there are jellyfish and sharks and stuff.
When I got up to the top deck, I just want you guys to know,
and I'm saying this so that you appreciate it more, I would never do this offline.
I would never jump off of something this high, offline.
I did it because I, I wanna go in the water.
I knew Adap didn't, Adap met me there.
He said he would go in the water.
And then I met him there, which was at the top of the boat
because it felt like a little tiff or cat.
You know what I mean?
That just is what felt right.
And then also it would kill the vibe
if I didn't do it, because we're live.
But I want you guys to know I would never,
I don't like heights like this.
It really doesn't look that high from here, but I'm telling you it was like high and scary.
Okay, to be fair I literally did just say I would never do this offline. I think that's
That's literally what I just said.
That's kelp.
That's kelp, yeah.
That's the scariest thing in the ocean for sure.
All right, here we go.
Three, two, one, see ya!
We did it.
It's cold.
You gotta breathe into it, and then your body goes down.
Yeah, it like collapses your ribcage when it's so cold.
Oh, why?
I think it was like 60 which sounds okay 60 degrees outside is not that cold 60
degrees in water feels much colder than if it's 60 degrees outside just so you
know it was cold
are you off on your own doing a rolling ball? are you wrestling with one? nope, you are
trying to clean yourself. space, this zoom is insane. i fucking love this drone.
We're on the front page, production, production, production, production, production, production.
Nick, is he a prodigy?
He's got it. I knew it.
Yeah, there we go. This is another thing. I really don't think I would ever do offline
I want to be honest. This was kind of scary and this is we just kind of had to lock in
Spider-man
I should have gone first
Yeah, hold on you're just showing you how it's done moving. That's all
Yeah, turn around for us
Yeah, check it. Not even breaking a sweat
I'm up here though. Yeah, you there dude. That's it. That's the whole show. I could see the caro
Yeah
This is the baby training Glacier.
Yeah, take a second, drink it in, you know what I mean?
The production, can we just like kind of shout out, like what?
Having a drone second angle like this?
I mean we're talking, guys, we're making a documentary live, this is so cool.
They care who's the most.
Not so far up here.
And the mics?
Yeah, take a second, drink it in, you know what I mean?
Perfect mic quality.
I can lean back.
Shots?
Yeah, once you're ready.
Oh, this is crazy!
This is when I was scared so the clip that went viral of the bear running at us. I was not scared. This is I was
But there was a moment
where he stops and looks at us here and he sniffed us with like and his nostrils
were so big and his head was just so wide I was like damn if he just like if
he just squares up and runs like it's all of us and that really kind of scared me
right here he looked over and like sniffed
here yeah so that's on my fate you can see like this is the moment I was
like hmm hmm am I in a good position right now? I feel like I'm not
and I'm just and I to adapt I'm just like it's okay
Should we turn it with an army?
No, we're good.
Help the bear, he said.
Oh my god, that's funny.
That's funny.
We really throughout this trip, we just morphed into the same person.
It's hilarious.
Check out our little salamacat in this water.
It's cool because I guess.
Hit the jump.
Connor is insane for this.
Stay hard
And let me just say W autonomy, I do not regret doing this
I do not regret not doing this
It's cool
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're chilling.
Yeah, no.
I'm good.
Oh, she's got a couple of cups.
Saw this one.
Oh my gosh.
Are you kidding me?
That's ridiculous.
I think this is the same one I came over here earlier.
Okay.
Oh my God!
Oh God!
So awesome!
By the way,
started snowing out there today.
The weather
that we had, the streamer loot that we had
we had in every way like the wildlife that we spotted these moments that we
had and the weather the Sun it's snowing out there right now isn't that
crazy
Good columns, links, uh-oh, rock will be there, if you go too far to the right, this rock will be there.
So I figured this out and I've started to try to find where she was and make the scene sketch in the same place for the same materials.
40, 50, 60 years later and when they line up it's so cool because it's like a time machine.
You can like see what she was thinking. I don't know if that one's actually like a time machine.
Yeah I see the date too. So here's 1995 and then I make the same scan which you can see all my
pen lines. I just colored this one in and it's like she left me a coloring book. So here's 1995
and here's 2005 and so the glaciers totally changed. You can't see that mountain in this
one but these haven't changed at all and so she actually sketched. If you guys are interested in
this journey so Max has his grandmother's sketchbook from like the 80s and he is backtracking finding
all of the wild spaces that she was in where she made these sketches and he's redrawing them to show
how the landscape has changed. So he's an incredible watercolourist, he's an incredible person
and he's a really, really incredible environmentalist as well.
Unreal storyteller like just the goat.
And you've got to check him out if you haven't already.
It's trailbound sketches on Instagram.
And Twitch, he came on this trip with us
and he was such a sick addition to Nagio.
I absolutely love him.
There's something called the Great Bear Rainforest
in southeast Alaska.
And they can go into that forest and cored the trees.
I like to talk about bear poop is really good for the environment. Shout out bears.
Oh, shout out bears.
There.
It's really cute.
This is where I'm at my national park right now.
This is where the bears come to eat.
The colors in Alaska were so good.
The colors on all the, I don't know if it was the lens, it also is just what it looks
like.
But the colors were nuts.
Sam and I get really fat and the only thing we're really concerned about is fishing.
This, this place is, people can't hunt bears here, so we're afraid of people and we don't
really care that we're here.
So I'm sorry.
W.
Oh my gosh, this is incredible.
I mean, I'm so far out of my element, but this whole entire time I've had so much fun
and I'm doing something that never would have been my wildest dream to imagine I would be doing
and get the chance to also be doing in content and getting to show people and stream it
and raise money and do something that is actually so impactful really goes a long way.
They're real. They're fun. They're really fun.
Thank you! Goodbye!
Oh my gosh, what an edit. That is an incredible edit. They're gonna play this shit at our
are you kidding oh that's a movie that's so good I love it thank you so much
production
yay! Gillian Carter!
he never had the pullover
oh man!
wait, wait, wait, wait
midair, he's gonna go for it
3, 2, 1, hey!
where'd he go?
yay!
I love them.
You done in your lifetime that it's, you're not thinking big enough?
You know?
We can't, we gotta, we gotta.
If, adapts hearing that, by the way, I'm not the first person to say this.
Look at adapts eyebrows though when I say it, look at this.
I said, if your life's work can be completed in your lifetime then you're not thinking big enough.
enough. Time that you're not thinking big enough, you know. He's like wait a
second. And that's bigger than that. Right? But that's okay. We're just crossing
the fucking river. I'm not the first person to say that and I'm not the first
person to talk about crossing a river that way. Mark Rober actually I heard
him in an interview talk about people ask him about his 10-year plan all the
time. They're like what's your 10-year what's it whatever and his
answer is always I don't know all I know is that if I'm crossing a river there
are three rocks ahead of me three opportunities ahead of me and you kind of
feel one out and it's unsteady so you step on the other one and then you're on
that rock and then there are three more rocks and that's how you move through
life so both of these things I've heard but I do believe them.
Do you want my mic so you can drop it?
Yeah, he loves the grapes.
This was when we went to the Alaska Wildlight Conservation Center the next day, or a few days
ago.
Yeah, absolutely.
This was the, this is the organization that we fundraised for while we were in Alaska.
So I got to go and show off the facility and show you guys where your donations
are going.
This was a big bear that we got to feed.
His name is JB.
Okay, he'll grab it through there.
This was yesterday?
I was live yesterday?
Dude, I am so cooked.
Are you serious?
Oh my gosh.
That's crazy.
I am so cooked.
I'm going to go to play in a bare island.
What?
It's going to be so cool.
It is.
It is fantastic.
I'm not grateful.
It's glorious.
They're still putting that link in the chat.
If you guys want to join it, you still care.
Link is paying in both our chats.
It's really cool.
Thank you.
Y'all just play it.
I did it.
I don't know.
This is pretty cool in here.
Thank you.
Y'all just play it.
And did it.
Completely separate then.
Ooh, that got me.
I was, picture this.
I'm facing and solving in there.
And I was like, I gotta get there.
This is crazy.
Honestly, it's pretty heavy.
Yeah, almost done.
Picture this.
The water looks so blue.
Yeah.
Typical.
You've been in there.
We have, yeah.
Thank you, I'll do it.
Seen that?
It's wrong.
Maya, he goes obituary.
Picture this. I'm pissing and sobbing.
I'm getting into it too.
Um, Alex.
I thought it was bad.
Oh, you didn't know what we were at.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, I got it.
Got it.
No, that was awesome.
Gilly, get shit on.
I...
Also, something I probably wouldn't do if we weren't live, if I'm being honest with you.
But there's a clip there, so I had to lock in.
Ah!
Oh!
Sorry.
Share from Ice Climbing.
Max is catching up on all the sketches!
Finished with that one?
Aw.
He's sketching our whole trip, by the way.
Like, is it the Duel Hellies or the Glacier?
and ice climbing, but for the most part,
I think we're finished with that one.
Ah, I love Max.
Oh my god, Heath.
Guys, this is Heath from the Alaska Wildlife Conservation
Center, where I was yesterday, apparently,
showing you guys where your donations went
from the Alaska streams.
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
That was such a good shot.
He's really good for like a .5 picture.
His mouth is glorious.
This is a North American porcupine.
And if anyone noticed, he has really orange teeth.
He's so cute.
Not Geo sketchbook.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Next week, in particular, I'm going
to fill in all these sketchbooks.
Beautiful.
Here's the problem.
Maya and I went so hard.
I have these three sketchbooks right now,
and all of them are kind of partially filled,
and I've got notes on everything,
so like, here's day one, right?
I kind of figured I was gonna make one sketchbook.
Wow, Max.
It's kind of incredible.
Next week in particular, I'm gonna, right?
I know download and upload are different things,
but like, isn't it kind of crazy that I can't?
I kind of figured I was gonna make one sketchbook
for all of everything.
So it's only partially filled
because they went so fast on so much of this
that I just wasn't able to paint it all in.
So like, here's Connor in the water,
and here's all the landscapes they were seeing.
And so there's so much that I'm not painting in.
I figured maybe we do that when it's raining and anchorage
and that's kind of regular streams for next week.
while we're here
what if you pay one of these landscapes i can kind of show you how
high-paying from
uh... one of these landscapes obsessed
it is for the longest time if you guys uh... recall
by he got i have been ops right she is my enemy
Because at first I thought she's just a hater, right?
At first I thought she's just being a fucking hater.
It turns out the real reason why she was telling me I can't vibe out a bear in the wild is
because she wants to vibe them out on her own.
Let's take a look.
Nintendo's down by the way, who vibed out a bear and who didn't?
Who actually went to Alaska and vibed out a bear and has all the clips of bears and
who didn't?
Right.
Connor with the mom and with the sow and cubs?
It's actually as good.
Connor's like 10 feet within.
It's so great.
It's there.
And it's being covered.
That's that depth of field thing you were talking about.
Congrats on your engagement. Oh, thank you. By the way, if any of you didn't catch it because I am on the front page now
Look at this
By the way
By the way, just in case any of y'all missed it
Anyway, sorry
Yeah, and and ship me now and ship me now
Be word I'm on the front page
Oh
Gilly life
Oh, hold on hold on hold on hold on
That is actually kind of fire that's actually kind of
links I haven't seen this clip yet wait I'm excited wait I would love to watch
this clip
no not puller bears other side of the world you go find puller bears and
Antarctica. That was glorious! No, you can go penguins. Penguins? We had no idea that
happened where we were on a totally different boat. So Connor caught that
pounce but we weren't on the same. Look at that form. Look at this form.
and I got amazing awesome so sick oh yeah max made emotes for us I did yeah
please here can you see all of them I'm sure if not these are the new emotes and
the idea was like anytime you see an animal you could do one so like if they
see a glacier eagle there's something like this it's always bald eagle
someone of you they see a bear on their way back there's a marmot we never saw
marmot it's a super fun and he's a whale salmon classics but so cool was
this adapt the next day post-credits scene she gets proposed to on island and
And it was it was actually awesome. I I don't want to say like too much because I don't know if I've been leaking anything but
Connor told me right after we ended the first day. He's like, okay
By the way, my has no idea but my boyfriend just flew out here. He's gonna meet her on this island
You got to convince Maya that you're going to do this news outlet
I told I missed so much of the story. Oh my gosh. I forgot that whole morning
We're acting like we're going to fly on this float plane to go do an interview and
I'm not a very good liar. I don't think so. So I was trying to like play it off, but
She had no idea. It was awesome. It was awesome. I
Totally forgot I have so much more to tell you
Okay, so
So, I told you guys that a bunch of people were in on me getting my nails done, right?
you this. And if you weren't here earlier in my stream because now I'm on the front page
I'll tell you again. Picture this. I need to get my nails done because I'm about to get
proposed to you, right? I go to Cutie's Bachelorette. I'm really stubborn about people telling me
how to get something. I'm working on it. But I didn't want anyone to tell me what nails
to get. So the only way that they could get me to get my nails done in a color
that would work for the engagement, was Ludwig texted me during Cutie's Bachelorette and
he said, hey, Cutie has a Fear Ann live show coming up the first one. She never treats
herself. I know she wants her nails done. I prepaid for a nail appointment for both of
you. Will you just make sure that she gets this nail appointment by 11.30? So I say,
okay, yes, because it's her Bachelorette, anything for the bride. So I am going all,
I'm being all sneaky. I'm like trying to get Cutie to this nail appointment
so she can get her nails done because it's a surprise from Ludwig.
We go to the nail appointment and then I get there and I'm like surprise Ludwig prepaid
and he made this appointment and we're going to get her nails done.
And she's like, oh my gosh, that's so nice.
Can we get matching nails?
And I'm like, yes, anything for you, queen, bride, anything you want.
So we get these matching nails.
Mind you, the whole time everybody knows that it's not actually for a cutie.
It wasn't even Ludwig.
It was for me to get my nails done.
So everybody's been lying to me.
OK?
Everybody's been lying to me.
I get my nails done.
Then the day comes when I'm getting proposed to.
Me, Adapt, Gilear, all supposed to leave Alaska.
So I, in the morning, me and Adapt are packing up our
suitcases.
We're just shooting the shit.
Stream's offline.
To Adapt, I go, me and Caleb, by the way, we're
probably going to get engaged.
soon, like maybe end of this year, maybe early next year, I don't know. And he like stops for a second
or like doesn't reply for a second and then he goes, yeah, uh, yeah, it might be time. And I was like,
yeah, it might be time, I guess, because he knew because everybody on that boat knew that Caleb
Caleb was flying in to surprise me, everybody knew.
Except for me.
Then morning comes, Caleb is flying in.
Mind you, the plan, the travel plan, is me,
Adapt and Gilly are all supposed to get on a float plane
to fly out of Katmai into Kodiak.
A float plane lands on the water.
Like it's one of those tiny planes that lands on the water.
We are supposed to get in that plane to fly out.
What I did not know,
they literally, adapting Gilly, were blocking the window.
I didn't realize that's what they were doing,
but they made it so I couldn't look out the window.
They were like, they were blocking it
because Caleb landed in the float plane.
That we were gonna get it, because he flew in.
And I didn't know.
And then he had to get in a skiff,
and then he was brought to this small island.
And I didn't see any of it.
And then, all of a sudden, the crew,
Okay, no, I'm rushing.
Caleb lands on the float plane.
Am I crooked?
Caleb lands on the float plane, okay?
And then, and then, I'm, oh my God,
I forgot how much this pissed me off.
Oh, I forgot how much this pissed me off.
Okay, okay, the night before,
Connor, Andy, the rest of the crew,
they're like, hey, big news, Maya,
National Park Service wants to interview with you for socials
and there's a local news station in Kodiak
that wants to interview you guys for the news.
And I was like, okay, meet and adapt,
like, am I doing, respectfully,
I was like, am I doing the talking?
Like, what's the deal here?
We're gonna be on the news, it's live.
And they were like, yeah.
And then they're like, but it's with National Park Service,
and that's a big deal.
And I was like, OK, can I get the, what's his title?
The interviewer's title.
And Connor goes, and I was like, you're
going to set up an interview for me,
and you're not able to tell me the title of the person
that's interviewing me?
It's kind of, you should probably
know that before you agree to me doing a live interview
on TV.
And Adapt is just sitting there.
And I'm like, oh my god, what are we going to do?
We're going on the freaking news,
and nobody knows what's going on.
Connor doesn't give me a title.
And I was like, that's weird, but whatever.
Look, I trust all these people with my life.
It's just local news in Kodiak, which respectively is like,
Kodiak's, actually Kodiak's pretty big,
but it's local news.
So it's like, okay, you know, it's local news.
So I'm like, whatever, it'll be fine.
I'm down.
This was the night before.
Morning of, we wake up, we're offline now.
Okay, we're done.
The night we did the fire, we hung out.
Conor, by the way, at the fire, is just sitting there,
staring off into the distance, not saying anything.
And I kept going over to him, and I was like,
are you having a moment?
Are you OK?
Or are you having a good moment?
Like a, wow, I really did this?
Or are you having a moment?
Like, are you good?
Why are you so quiet?
I asked him multiple times.
And he was just like, I'm just soaking it in.
And it's because he was stressed about the next day.
Interviewer, was Cutie's idea?
Yeah, of course it was.
Of course it was.
Of course it was, because Cutie knew
that I needed to have my makeup done
for the proposal and there was nothing that could get my makeup done besides like having
to be on camera and like locking in. But what I'm still in the mindset of like, okay, but
it's local news. So it's fine. We're offline. I'm exhausted. I'm just putting a beanie on.
I'm not doing my hair. I'm just going to go on the news and it'll be what it is.
I wake up the next day. We are working on like we know we're going to fly out
to go do this interview. Me, Adapt, Gilly, and Connor are all sitting there for breakfast.
And Connor goes, Maya, you have an interview today. And I was like, yeah, so does Alex.
And he was like, you got to put in work. I said, what? I have to what? And he was
like, it's a big deal. This is National Park Service. And I was like, what do you mean
I have to put in work I have to put in what are you genuinely saying my appearance I have to put in work
That's how he said it. He said you have to put in work and
Then I'm pissed because I'm like why adapters literally sitting right here by the way. He's also going on the news
Why don't you say anything to him? What work does he have to put in so I'm pissed at Connor?
I'm pissed at Connor. Okay, and then and then later. We're like packing up whatever I go to see Connor again
He makes another joke where he's like
I had done my makeup like I put some makeup on and he's like nice you put in work and I said and I said Connor
I'm serious like because sometimes Connor and I worked together a long time and there's times where you know
We both like we know when we're serious and I did the thing
I don't even think he heard it, but I did the thing where I was like Connor. I am serious
So I'm pissed
Okay, I'm pissed and then and then I go change I
I put on my camo pants the ones that I thrifted in the little boys section
Because and I wore those on the Alaska stream and they're totally fine
And then Connor Caleb and cutie are in this group chat and they're like oh shit
She put on camo pants
and
Everyone starts freaking out and everyone's like no this can't happen in the camo pants. She'd be so pissed
So Connor goes to adapt and he's like adapt you got to tell Maya to change her pants
And a doctor's like
No, I don't I don't know how to do that. I don't I don't even know what to say
I don't know I can't do that cuz what
What would he say what would adapt say he's like I've already worn these pants on the trip
What would he even say like hey am I like those aren't it like what do you say? I
I don't, I don't think so, I don't know and adapters like I don't even know what I would
say, I don't know and so I'm wearing camel pants and everyone's like oh my god she's
gonna get proposed to in camel pants and so then Conor comes up to me and he's like
can I be an asshole and I was like sure, mind you he already said that morning you
need to put in work because you're gonna be on camera. So I'm pissed. And I'm like you,
you're gonna, you're about to police what I wear. Sure, go ahead, go ahead. And he was
like, I'm saying this because NPS, National Park Service has really big socials. This
is a really big deal. Your outfit is giving Hunter and you need to give off conservationist.
And I was like, fairs, I won't lie, he's actually a genius.
That's actually really clever.
And he came up with that one on his own, and he was right.
And even when he said that, I was like, OK, yeah, you're
right, I do look like a hunter right now.
Because I had a beanie on, and I had the camel pants.
And if I was doing an interview with National
Park Service, I wouldn't, like, I would, yeah, like,
that makes sense.
So I was like, okay.
But that's not what I said.
I wasn't like, okay, Ferris, he said that
and I gave him a death glare
and he's carrying a bag with Alex.
I look at Alex and Alex goes,
yeah, I mean, you know, I feel like you could rock,
like what, and I slammed the door on both of them.
And then I just heard them both laughing
because I like fully slammed the door.
And then I changed my pants. And I changed into the outfit that you saw me get proposed to it.
That's the story. Wow. I can't believe I forgot that part. Congratulations. Thank you, Jason.
Thank you for coming to my dead dog.
Actually, I don't know if I'm allowed to say that anymore.
What a glorious fucking day.
I'm gonna start swearing less.
No.
What?
I changed my mind already.
I'm gonna...
I should start swearing less.
Production.
Yeah, uh, I just put across a bunch of
and I was terrified
that I was gonna get this dead. Really? Yeah.
That clip was where Andy noticed the downhills.
Oh, I see.
And he did it over the over calm zone.
And he did it over the overcom so I
Think Andy's brilliant by the way, I think $860 I think he's so brilliant
I'm gonna I'm a clothes. Yeah, could use clothes. There's so many. I'm gonna keep doing it
Well, I didn't appeal for any funding but people found my website anyway donated $860 last hour
With no alerts is crazy.
By the way, this clip, $860 donated by the end of this trip, $11,000.
I'm pissing and I'm sobbing.
Unreal.
Put your sheets.
Ah, the raid!
Adapt raid!
Oh and edit it wait this is perfect time. Oh, this is the long
Thank you for making that nice. Sorry you guys oh
Mac showed you this I haven't showed you guys this we saw this
After adapting gilly left squiggling about not this is not in the water
This is just squiggling about on the thing. I thought it was an eel to others like maybe a wolf
I know thank you guys so adapt. Thank you so much for the raid. What's up guys?
It's been a minute hasn't it?
Dude I just told the story, but you guys just got here
Do you want to hear it again?
Run it back you guys want to hear the engagement story you missed it, but everybody's here now for the raid should we run it back?
One more time.
Picture this.
I'm pissing and I'm solving.
Guys.
I am freaking engaged, as you can see by this ring on my finger.
Here's what happened, happened, happened.
So first of all, I had no freaking idea.
The story starts with me needing to get my nails done.
I had bright red nails that were square shaped.
God forbid.
I had bright red square shaped nails for my engagement
and everybody's panicking.
Everybody's panicking, okay?
Caleb, my fiance tells,
Caleb, my fiance tells Al, my assistant,
my I need to get our nails redone.
Al's like, what if we got our nails done?
I'm like, no, I just got my nails done.
Jenny, my manager was told,
my I need to get our nails redone.
Jenny texts me is like, hey, my nails are super chopped.
You wanna get your nails redone?
And I'm like, no.
I just got my nails done.
Then I go to Cutie's Bachelorette.
And everybody's like, Maya needs to get her nails redone.
What do we do?
So Cutie and Ludwig, sneaky sneaks, OK?
Ludwig texts me during Cutie's Bachelorette and says, Maya,
Cutie has her first live show with Fear Ann coming up.
She never does anything to treat herself,
but I know she really wants her nails done.
Will you please get her to this nail salon at 11.30?
I've booked an appointment and I've prepaid for both of you to get your nails done.
This is like a gift to her.
Will you do this for me?
So I was like, yes, of course.
W fiance.
That's very nice.
So I walk QT to this nail salon.
We get there.
I'm like, surprise.
Ludwig made this appointment and prepaid for us to get our nails done.
And then QT's like, oh my gosh, that's so sweet.
Can we get matching nails?
And I was like, yes, of course, you're the bride, anything you want.
All the while, they knew, they all knew, that it was actually for me to get my nails done,
which is crazy, okay?
And then we go to Alaska.
The entire time in Alaska, everybody knows.
The crew knows that this is happening.
Gilly, no, Connor's known for seven months. Connor's known for seven months about this
plan? What? Everybody's known. Okay? I know nothing. We go through the streams. They're
absolutely incredible. So good. Stream ends. Stream ends. That night, everybody tells
me, Maya, tomorrow morning, you're going to fly back to Kodiak and you have interviews
to do. You have interviews to do with the National Park Service. You and Adopt are going
to do interviews with the National Park Service and you're going to do interviews with the
local news station in Kodiak. You and Adopt are going to be live on air tomorrow. So just
like be ready and like do your hair and makeup so you can be on the news because everybody
in Alaska heard about what you guys did and they want to interview you. And I was
like okay that makes sense. Could I get the title of the person interviewing me?
And nobody could give me the title and I was like that's weird. Why do you not
know who's interviewing me. Why did you accept an interview if you don't know who's interviewing
me? That's weird. But I went along with it anyway because I trust Connor and I was like
sure whatever we're going on the news. Okay. Next morning comes we're packing up to leave
Alaska. Alright. Me and Adapt are packing up our suitcases. Our rooms are like next
to each other so the doors are open so we're just shooting the shit. We're offline.
We're talking about how great Stream was.
We're like, oh, this was so sick.
Raiders did adapt to all his side of the story.
I'd love to hear his perspective.
I don't think he said anything
because he didn't want to leak.
Okay, so me and adapter packing up our suitcases,
we're in rooms next to each other.
I'm just talking to him about my life and whatever.
And I'm like, hey, you know what's crazy?
I think me and Caleb are gonna get engaged soon.
like probably before the end of this year,
maybe early next year, I don't know.
And Adopt just kind of like goes silent for a little
and then he was like, yeah, it might be time.
And I was like, yeah, it might be time.
That was such a weird, but like whatever,
yeah, I guess it might be time, I don't know.
And then we kind of stopped talking
and I was like, that was weird.
So that was Adapt's reaction because he knew, he knew, and then we all go up for breakfast.
Me, Adapt, Gilly, Connor are all sitting there.
We know that there's a float plane coming in, which is one of those tiny planes that
lands on the water.
So there's a float plane coming in at like 11.30, and so we're eating breakfast, we're
sitting there.
And Connor goes, so you guys have those interviews today on camera, and we're
like, yep.
was like, Maya, you got to put in work. Even now I know the reason he said it and I actually
it still pisses me off. He goes, Maya, you got to put in work and I said, what? I need
to do what? And he was like, you're gonna be on camera today because I didn't have
any makeup on and I didn't do my hair. Because in my head I'm like, oh, this is a local
news station. It's not the biggest deal. I'm so tired. I've just streamed three
three days straight, like I'm good, I'm chillin'.
And he's like, you gotta put in work.
And I was like, first of all,
Adapt is sitting right here, he's also going on air.
Why don't you say some shit to him?
What is that all about, put in work?
Excuse me?
Whatever, so we like get in a little bit.
Connor's like, no, but like, honestly,
you're gonna want to because National Park Service
has a big presence on social media,
like they're gonna use this for short form
just like, I think you would be happy if you did.
And I was like, okay, you know what, whatever.
Thank you for the hundred!
What's up?
That's my partner manager, chat.
Whoa, that's so nice, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for the front page.
I'm telling the front page my engaging story.
So Connor said that, I was like, you know what?
I will forgive him for the poor choice of words.
Whatever, I'll do a little bit of makeup.
I'll do my hair a little bit.
Actually, you know what, even, he,
I did a little bit of makeup.
Connor comes in, he's like,
do you have a hair dryer?
And I was like, no, but I have this hair tool.
And he was like, oh, I don't know if this will fit in my shoe.
I have this like round brush, like blow dry hair tool.
And he was like, oh, I don't know if this will fit
in my boots.
And I was like, that's all I got, sorry.
And he was like, well, do you wanna use it?
And I was like, do I wanna use it?
No, I'm good.
I don't feel like doing my hair.
And he was like, are you sure?
And I was like, are you serious?
Am I sure?
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm pissed at Connor.
But I do some of my makeup anyway.
We walk upstairs.
I walk by Connor.
He makes another joke.
He's like, you put in work.
And I said to him, I was like, Connor, I am serious.
Like, I was so serious, I was like, no, it's actually starting to piss me off.
He's risking his life for this, Chad.
He's risking his life.
So whatever, I, whatever, it's fine.
I have now, I have done a little bit of my makeup, my hair is not done but I have a
beanie on, it's fine.
And then I go change.
And I put on camo pants.
In the group chat, the secret group chat with Caleb, Cutie Cinderella, and Connor O'Brien
is lit up.
Everybody's freaking out.
They're like, oh my god, she put on camo pants.
Guys, code red, she put on camo pants.
She cannot get engaged in the camo pants she got from Goodwill from the little boys
section.
This cannot happen.
Code red, what do we do?
What do we do?
Conner the genius that he is goes to adapt and he's like Alex you gotta tell her to change your pants
Alex is like no
He was like I can't do that no, I don't even know what I would say
No
Because what genuinely what would he say like hey, my I feel like those aren't it I feel like I
Feel like those aren't tough like what even would he say to me genuinely?
So he was just like I can't do that
Sorry, I can't do that. So then Connor the genius that he is comes back to me. He opens my door
He says can I be an asshole and I was like
Sure
Okay, and he said
this is an interview with the National Park Service. Your outfit is giving hunter and you
want to give off conservationist in this interview. And in my head, in my head, I'm like, fairs.
That's fair. Like, that's actually kind of a good point. I do look like a hunter right now,
and I do want to look like a conservationist if I'm talking to National Park Service on record.
So, valid, sure, but that's not what I say because I'm already mad at him.
Him and Adopt are carrying a suitcase together and I look at Adopt after Connor said that and like my jaw is dropped.
I was like, are you hearing this?
And Adopt is panicking and he's like, yeah, I mean, I feel like you could rock whatever, like if you want to rock those, rock them.
And I slammed the door on both of them.
And then I change my pants into the pants that you see in my engagement photos.
I did change my pants.
And then I go upstairs. I have now changed. I have makeup on. My hair is not done, but it's Gigi's.
I do have a beanie on. It is what it is. That's as far as they're going to get.
My nails are done. They've gotten really far.
Okay. The float plane flies in, lands on the water.
Adopt and Gilbert are blocking the windows so I can't look out the window
because Caleb got off of the boat or got off of the plane and into a skiff and
is like this with Connor. So Caleb flew in on that float plane that we were gonna
fly out on and then got pulled out into the skiff so he could get brought to a
beach. So he's hiding in the skiff and this is and while this is happening me
and and Gilly and adapter on the main boat and they're blocking the window so
I can't see them.
All right?
So that's happening.
We're packing up, putting our luggage on the skiff,
getting ready to go.
Me, Adapt and Gilbert are all supposed to fly out
on this float plane.
So I'm like, OK, time to go.
Then all of a sudden, Tyler and Shane and the boat crew
start ushering me out onto the skiff alone.
And they're moving so fast.
And I was like, guys, we just spent a week together
on this boat.
I thought we were buddies.
Like, why are we saying bye like this?
Why are you rushing me?
And they just pushed me onto this boat
without adapting Gilly.
And I was like, we're all getting on this plane.
Why are we taking two trips?
Like, what's going on?
But whatever.
I get on the skiff with just Andy.
And then I start vlogging because I'm like,
this is a part of my vlog.
Like, we're going to the float plane.
So this is my vlog going up to the float plane.
It's just me and Andy in our luggage.
That's the flow plane.
And then Andy pulls this.
He says I got one final trip.
Final twist, ready or given to me.
Okay, wait, where are we going?
I'm going to kill you.
Ha ha ha.
One final trip, just you and me,
I want to show you something.
And I got the phone up, I'm vlogging,
like I'm recording my own Netflix documentary.
I was like, GGs.
i really thought andy was a good guy
i really thought this is a fun trip
and everything was so good up until now
and now it's over
and i'm going to die
in catmai national park
i just go dead silent we're gonna watch this whole clip because you need five
well plain that's where i'm supposed to be
Andy has the most nervous energy ever.
Which now I understand, but at the time I was like, why is he so scared right now?
Where are we going?
Why is he so nervous?
Okay, special spot to me.
I know I'm coming in.
I know it will be to you too.
Oh my god.
GGs, dude.
Actually GGs.
And then we pull up to the beach.
This is when I accepted my fate.
Note, when I get genuinely panicked, my coping mechanism
is apathy, so at this point I'm pretty sure I'm just dissociated.
Because I really, I really like, my only
critique of the entire proposal was that I really
thought I was going to die here.
That's Tyler for some reason he's on that beach. Not for some reason. Tyler just dropped
off Caleb on this beach. So then Tyler's leaving. Tyler says some such shit. He was
like, oh I just saw a salad and some cubs. Had to check it out. There's no salad and
cubs there. There's no bears right there. What are you talking about? What are you
talking about. What if he leave on this beach? And why is he leaving me and Andy alone here?
You won't believe the beauty of this.
You get one last look, you're gonna drink it in.
One last look!
Okay.
I just go okay.
That's my final words, Jack.
You won't believe the beauty of the place.
Okay, one last throw, we're gonna drink it in.
Okay, jeez.
Whatever.
Kill me.
Whatever.
Little did I know.
Caleb was hiding behind this rock. He's right here. He's right there.
I'm gonna show you. Hold on. Buddy, Bone, thank you. I have drone footage. I lied, the drone
footage is gone. Believe me, he was behind the rock. I pulled up to the beach, he walked
out from behind the rock, I was like, what the hell? What do you mean? And then he proposed.
And the photos that you all saw were thanks to Connor in this ghillie suit, hiding behind
a rock. Hippy, thank you. He was hiding behind a rock with the long-range lens that we were
using for spotting wildlife throughout the Alaska streams.
Adapt said he got VHS of the proposal and his reaction no way. So this whole time Max
was flying the drone recording the entire proposal game thank you max was
recording the entire proposal and so he's like drone piloting and gilly and
adapt we're watching max live like we're watching the the preview of the drone
live so they watch my proposal in real time and I guess I guess adapting gilly
recorded it which is so cute I would love to see that so they were watching
touching it, and then he proposed and then I said yes, and I got this, and I posted the
the most iconic engagement carousel of all time.
Caleb brought, speaking of icon, this just popped up,
holy tough.
Let it be known I tried to like this.
Okay, I posted the most iconic engagement carousel
of all time.
Kayla brought three different types of press on nails in case I didn't like my nails and
he brought a dress in case I wanted to do like real engagement photos.
But then we went out, we ended up staying, we were supposed to leave the day that he
proposed and then we were like, wait, why would we leave?
Like we can just go see Alaska.
Like this is so special and so cool and we should go see bears and hang out with
the crew because they're awesome.
And so we did a bunch of wildlife spotting and hiking.
like went to a waterfall. It was so awesome. And we hung out with this bear for a while.
And Max was like, wait a second, like, this could be it. And we hung out with this bear
that was sitting, and then we took this photo, and this ended up being our engagement photoshoot
with the bear sitting. And then this is, this is, this is the carousel. Sorry. Do
Do you see this?
Look at this bear paw print.
Wait, look at this.
Look.
Production.
Oh, the suspense is killing me.
Anyway, it looks like this.
If you wanna see the carousel,
you can go to my Instagram,
but we are not waiting on that.
That's actually embarrassing.
So anyway, it was a great time.
It was a great time, and everything was perfect.
Besides thinking that I was going to get God for a bit there, it was perfect.
And I was so surprised.
It was glorious.
And now I'm engaged.
Don't tell me to move a boy.
Wote.
He's fine where he is.
I have to pee again.
So while IP I'm going to continue playing my most recent YouTube video. It's about trees and
I hope you
Enjoy it
That's the story
It's pink by the way
Oh
This cannot photosynthesize because it doesn't have access to light, it needs light.
But the plants have access to light. So the network will provide all these
tangled connections and communication, like networks of ways for the trees to
talk to each other. Then the network will pass nutrients up to the trees and
then in return it can exchange for photosynthetic, which is sugars or other
substances that was created by photosynthesis through that plant. So
So the plant is fixing carbon, and in exchange it's getting a way to communicate with other plants.
But it's not just the trees in the fungus that are swapping nutrients back and forth, no, no.
It's more than that. It's also plant to plant.
There's a whole, oh my gosh this broke my brain when I first learned about it, okay?
In the natural forests of British Columbia, paper, birch, and Douglas fir grow together in forest communities.
So they technically compete with each other, but there is a study done by Suzanne Simard,
which suggests that they also cooperate with one another by sending nutrients and carbon back and forth through their mycorrhizal networks.
We will also come back to this study.
First, let's look at some numbers.
So I said earlier that about 90% of terrestrial plants are all connected through the swungle network,
and that is freaking crazy, considering there are over 70,000 species of just trees alone.
Okay, that's a lot.
Trees are on every single continent, except for Antarctica, and they've been around for over 400 million years.
They've survived all four major extinction events that they've been a part of.
Is that just good teamwork?
Are they just that tough?
New science has some new ideas.
We will get to that in a second.
But first, another cool thing, because I just said the trees have been around for more than 400 million years.
Do you have any idea how old the oldest tree is on the planet, by the way?
Genuinely, just take a guess.
Oh wait.
Like what?
You're thinking like, oh, like 100 years old, 200 years old, 400 years old.
Maybe. That's an old tree. Wrong. You're all wrong. The oldest tree on earth is a
great basin bristlecone pine from eastern California. That tree is drumroll please.
Thank you. That tree is 4,850 years old. What? When this tree was a sapling, there
were woolly mammoths that were just walking around, okay? The pyramids. The
Pyramids hadn't been built yet and it's still alive. That's crazy. And if you think that's old also this network that we're talking about has
Whoa
You got me
Josh if you want to finish this video here you go
I'm pretty proud of that one to be fair you just watched a pretty dense part of it
But, uh, I'm proud of that video.
I've been working on more like essays, like educational video essays.
Toasty, thank you so much.
Oh, right!
All right, big success.
Um, am I still on front page?
Okay, cool, cool.
What's up?
Welcome to the stream.
What's up, guys?
Alright, so overall, Twana, thank you for the prime.
Let's go to the couch.
Shirley, give me a second, give me a second, I can do this.
I can do this.
Camera, camera, ow.
Microphone, camera, da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da.
Camera, turn it on, that would help. Turning it on would help, I think.
And then activating it would also probably help...
Yeah.
Right? You'd think that would help.
But it didn't.
That's strange.
Hello?
Oh.
Okay.
That'll do.
And then do we want one of these?
Whoa!
Flat!
No!
Maybe like less.
maybe like that thoughts oh joyous anyway um Alaska was a movie it was so so good
like you you have to think about the pressure coming off of doing a stream in
South Africa like doing doing the South Africa streams where it's like they were
so good and they felt really unbeatable and like so so peak running it back was
really scary because it was like I don't want to everybody had such fond
memories of South Africa like if it's bad and we ruin it like that sucks so
bad. And it was the opposite. Like I really, exactly. I really didn't think South Africa
could be topped. And I think it was. Like the production was unreal. Connor in space absolutely
cooked. We didn't even talk about the trick shot. We didn't even talk about the trick
shot today chat it was that was so sick so sick and I said this on stream before
but I'll reiterate that was so special for so many reasons but one of the
biggest things for me is because it's very obvious when you look at the content
and the quantity of it yeah we're doing wildlife stuff we're doing
conservation stuff and like he's tagging along because he's a good friend
but like, adapt getting something that special out of it too was so peak. So peak. Oh my gosh,
the sickest. You cried at least three times over the trickshot. Isn't that crazy? I think
I feel like I cried more over the trickshot than like, wildlife encounters. So good. Still got it.
it. And then the fundraising was so sick and we got to go to Alaska Wildlife
Conservation Center. They were so grateful for the fundraising that was on my
stream yesterday. If you didn't see that you can go you can go watch it in the
VOD where your actual donation dollars are going. It's a really special place
and they're doing really incredible work. We also had the chance to meet
Dr. Oakley after the stream and she was incredible and so she knows about the
streams and the fundraisers that that we did and final tally was over $50,000 for
Alaska Wildlife Conservation Center and it was over $11,000 for the Ocean
Plastics Recovery Project. That's nuts. Nuts. So so sick. Thanks, thank you.
Congrats on the engagement. Did you ever land the kickflip? How do you mind your own business?
My engagement is none of your business. Anyway, yeah, it's nuts. It's nuts. It was such a huge success.
And Vya, thank you for the five months.
I'm just so proud of it.
I'm so proud of the series.
I'm so stoked with the team that put it together,
Connor and Space and Gilly.
And there's nobody, nobody that I would rather do stuff
like that with.
Adapt is the coolest.
He's so funny.
He's so game for anything.
He's so chill.
He's such a great time out there.
I'm so, so grateful.
And same community-wise too.
No other community that I would want out there
with mine.
We kept talking about this after stream was over our chats being shared and how well you guys got along for being such a different
Demographic was so dope like so special and so cool and meant so much to us
That was like one of the coolest things out of the whole trip truly
It was it was so sick so wholesome such a good trip and we will we will run it back for the trilogy
There will be a trilogy
We've got to figure out what it is, but it's going to be a movie.
And Streamer Awards applications are open.
So I guess we've got to apply for Duo and Series, Best Stream Series, right?
We have to apply this year.
It's just such a special thing. It's really hard to explain to people why that works so
well. But there was a moment where I did kind of explain it. Ironically, and it's not something
that's obvious to anybody. And I don't even think that it's something that's obvious
to him or something that he's accepted yet, but Adapt is such a good educator because he
makes everything so accessible and he's such a bridge.
Like he makes everybody just feel unafraid to not know everything and to just be in it
and do it even if you're uncomfortable and that's so much of the battle in learning
and he's so, so, so good at that and it's not even something that he has to try to do.
He's just a natural at it.
he's just so genuine and so excited about things and so honest about what he
knows and what he doesn't know and that's hard like yeah exactly being
unafraid to learn is hard and being unafraid to to be very very honest about
what you know what you don't know what you're comfortable with what you're not
comfortable with that's a that's something he has innately and that's
really a really really special quality and that's what makes these trips so
good. It's a huge reason why these trips are so successful. So super, super grateful.
Super grateful.
He rules. Amazon Rainforest next. That's what we're talking about. So like all we know for the next one.
Ow, ow, ow, you know what, that wasn't what I expected it to be, ow, that really hurt.
Forget it, forget it, I thought we were going to have a moment and we didn't.
we were saying, we were talking about Australia, but what we know for sure is we just want
it to be like a different biome. Like it just has to look different, you know? So I don't
I don't know if it's Australia or I don't know, Tasmania or Madagascar or Jail, whoa,
thank you for the 20 gifted.
Thank you so much, yeah, or the Amazon or Costa Rica or Galapagos, I don't know, could
be anywhere. I do think that we will need to do some underwater stuff, which we
both feel a sort of way about, but I think that's kind of what's like next
up if we're gonna like up our production and make it like really crazy. I do
think underwater is kind of the next place to go so we shall see about that
I'm drinking this is I'm on a two beer night I flew in last night on a red eye
to Austin from Alaska. I slept like shit, obviously, on a seven-hour flight, and I
have like 12 one-on-ones tomorrow. It'd be so sick if tomorrow was a day off. It's
not 12 that's being dramatic I think it's like eight and then the next day I have
the rest of staff one-on-ones so I've like what is it I don't know it's like I
don't know it's a lot back-to-back just one-on-ones but I'm gonna drink two
beers tonight at 9 30 and pretend like it's like I have a day off tomorrow I
Anyway, I have nine one-on-ones tomorrow. Can you imagine? By the way, I know you guys work,
some of you. You know, it's like stressful. You have a one-on-one with your boss that
day. Imagine being the boss and having nine back to back, back to back to back to back
to back to back to back. Isn't that crazy? That's one thing I didn't really think
about is like yeah at the beginning when I had three staff it was like chill to do
three one-on-ones now I have 15 staff I gotta do 15 one-on-ones that's crazy
that's a lot
need one with Connor about his comments dude oh he pissed me off so much what
about when you have 50 at that point we start structuring in the we start we
start putting in layers there will be reports they will have reports they
will do one-on-ones with their direct report I'm not doing 51 on one's five
days in a row no I don't think that makes any sense I don't know actually
though I don't know how to I don't know if you guys knew this I don't know
how to do any of this not to like rain on your parade or like burst your
bubble or shatter what you thought about me.
I literally said this to Connor actually this morning at the airport.
I was, I'm sitting there at the gate with Connor and Caleb and I was like, Connor,
is it not hilarious that you and Kayla, you and your grown ass wife moved states
to work for a 22 year old who just founded a nonprofit?
Is that not hilarious?
Cause mind you, Kayla's almost,
Kayla's like 10 years older than me.
Like that's crazy, right?
And Connor was like, well, like,
you know, we believed you to do whatever.
And I was like, guys, guys, Chandler is 24.
I know that's different,
but like you guys really moved to work for a 22 year old.
That's crazy.
I just point being I just want you guys to know I don't know what the fuck is going on and I haven't known
What's going on this whole time?
People ask me often in interviews and otherwise they're like how did you know how to do I didn't know how to do any of it?
I blacked out. I don't know. I just did I did what I what I could with the opportunity in front of me
And if I can do that so can you okay?
Sorry
Okay. I just think it's important for people to hear that sometimes. I really think sometimes
people think that I had like this master planner that I'm a genius or something. It's just so
not true. I don't know what the fuck is going on. Nobody knows what's going on.
I don't want your number, no.
Ktown, thanks for the two months.
Whoa, whoa, shut up.
Where are my, where are the vibes?
Space, is there anything we can do about the download?
Because like this might be not possible
with the current download that I got
going on. All I wanted, will we ever get Caleb's version of the proposal story? No. I did post
Just a min fee though, it's getting pretty serious.
Can you cover the $200k montage song?
I'm scared, I don't really want to do that.
I want to do it justice and then also I don't want people to use it for edits because I
would be really embarrassed.
So, a no.
It will take video offline for like 30 seconds.
Guys, can we wait 30 seconds for me to have better download speed?
Is that okay?
Nobody go anywhere?
Swear?
Like swear?
Ba ba ba ba ba
I'm just
you
It's kinda weird, I have my pet goat in the car, is there any way I could just get some
plain lettuce for her?
I have a goat in the car?
Could I just get some plain lettuce for her?
We have a goat in the car,
I was wondering if it's possible to just get like
plain lettuce.
Like on the side.
Yeah, just lettuce.
Uh, no, just, uh, no, it's fine.
All right, thank you.
I don't have a shoelace.
Okay, let's be serious.
Are you going to stream the whole time?
Yeah, that's awesome.
We're going to stall.
Because my cable is working and not crashing the entire internet.
Everything's been great.
It only took the whole morning to make it work.
You can do it!
Come on!
What's a little windy?
No, she's peeing! I knew it, dude. I even opened the door.
Beetle!
That's why we have the thing in there. It's okay.
Everybody, nobody panic. It's okay.
Wow.
Wow, Beedle, that's crazy.
Dude, that's so much pee.
Stop peeing.
Oh my God, get out of the car.
Beedle, you really were so close.
I'm actually mad at you.
Get out of the car.
Come on.
No!
Okay, I'm laying out.
What do you do? Do you want to go right there?
I can't.
Frampin, come give me a screen.
I got you, I got you.
Hey!
Oh yeah!
Yeah!
Hold on, hold on!
Yeah!
This is why you're my first pick.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, Emily. Here, Emily. Yeah, okay, give it back.
Oh!
Nice! That was it! That was it!
Yes!
Ha la la la la la la de kei no ho!
Deki deki ho!
Okay, you're going, I'm shocked.
Alright, thanks.
Hello? Wow, sorry guys.
Sorry, shoot.
That sucks.
Sorry!
At least you had clips.
Not ideal. Not ideal. It does look like I can load things though.
We didn't laugh we're still here. Yeah, if you're still here shout out. You're the real ones. Thank you so much.
All right, let's see if
if the vibes are vibing today, shall we?
Yeah, Beedle did piss in my car.
It's kind of rude.
Whoa.
Freaking Billie eyelash, anybody?
I'm training up the vibes a little bit.
I can't seem to forget
You don't seem to notice I'm not here
It's been a minute
I'm just a mirror
You check your complexion
To find your reflections on me
I had to go
Can't you hear me?
I'm coming home
This is not a VRV clip
Do you understand?
I've changed my plans
Cause I'm in love
With my future
Can't wait to meet her
And I
warm-up.
And it drives you to invite me in
And I'll be yours again, but I'm alive
I'm alive with my future
And you don't know where you're at
And I, I'm in love
With anybody here
Seeing in a couple years
I'm happy without someone
Vibes are we vibing chat how we doing what do you want not in like a really I mean like
what what song do you want? Dolly tribute is scary. What Dolly songs do I know? Rest in peace.
I only I feel like I only know nine to five. Oh, Jolene. Is that okay? We could try a Jolene.
maybe like a slow one let's see let's see I don't know I don't really do this
song
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Please don't take them just because you can
You raise me along compare with flaring locks of a barred hair with every skin eyes around
Your smile is like a breath of spring, voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with your jolly
He talks about you when he's asleep
There's nothing I can do to keep from crying
When he calls your name, Jolene
I can easily understand how you can easily take my man
But you don't know what he means to me
Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you, please don't take my name
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take it just because you can
You could have your choice, man, but I could never love again
He's the only one for me
Tell me
I'd have to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
Whatever you decide, but there's no way
No way, no way
Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you, please don't take my name
Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take it just cause you can't
Jolene
Man, I've seen so many dolly clips come out after her passing and she was such a fucking
icon.
Man, she was such an icon.
So sick.
So somber.
my body is that where he goes um that one did I hit that I don't know end of
August a couple people saying end of August because it is that because it's
the end of August. I don't know if I've tried this.
That's that song, right?
That one?
$50 don't know if Mike can hit the all I wanted high notes. $50 to Alves if I can hit all I wanted.
I can do that later on in the night. But if I try to do that right now, I will not be able to sing anymore.
I've never tried this song. We'll see how this goes. This is Nuno Akon.
Wait, I don't know how it goes. I thought I did, but I don't.
you
You
I really just don't know these songs.
I really thought I did but like I just don't know and I'm sorry guys.
I've listened to the song for sure.
There was a cover that I thought was interesting that I saved. Hold on, let me see.
I swear.
It was like Loki on some angsty shit.
But I wanted to make it sad. It was like Dad Rock.
What's the song?
What song is that? It's Breaking Benjamin, right? What's it called?
Can you imagine the vibe?
What is a song called?
I can feel you falling away
Give me a sign
Okay, let's see.
Oh, I wish they had a piano version.
Damn it.
Oh, what do I do?
Hold on, hold on, this could be a movie
or it could be ass.
I have no idea.
I just heard it the other day
and I was like, this would be so good.
We're getting experimental tonight, Chad.
This is a breaking bench, I'm in everybody.
Okay, I need to listen to a song, hold on really quick.
Give me a sign.
This is the wrong artist, this is not the same song.
They don't have, they don't have piano.
Okay, we're going rogue Chad, this is important to me.
We're pulling up some fuck ass.
Okay, we're getting serious.
We're pulling out some fuck ass piano,
instrumental and we're riffing.
Piano, piano, instrumental.
Emo? Maybe?
Here, this one's called, If You Only Knew.
Piano Ballad Type E, If You Only Knew Billy Harlage.
Bired Barnes.
Now I just need the lyrics and we riff.
Give me.
And by its time, light up the sky, I'm all out of breath, my walls are closing in, days go by
Give me the sign, come back to the end, the shadow of the end
Oh, I should hit it right there, wait.
I just have no time, hold on.
Shadow, the shadow, the shadow of the end
I can't feel you falling away
No longer the last, no longer the same
And I can't see you starting to pray
I'll keep you alive
If you show me the way, forever and ever, the scars will remain falling apart.
I know, I know, I know, something faster.
It's not, it's not doing what I want.
I need more, like, you know?
But I gotta change keys every time all these beats are in random ass keys.
This is also ability.
Try this Amy Winehouse type beat.
I'm scared.
This is my last attempt and I don't want to act like others, right?
I just want to know what will happen.
Oh
What if we spit it out?
Pray that Steve is gonna fuck it up, dude.
Zach Bryant type beat I'm gone.
After this, I'm done fucking around.
I'm going to wait for the chorus.
BAM BAM BAM
Someone said creed earlier.
Creed but it's country.
I'm actually going to find a cover, I'm being serious.
What are we thinking?
What do we got?
Can you take me higher to a place where blind men sing?
We could do Mr. Brightside, a bit sad.
Thank you for the 11 months.
Say what's up.
Appreciate it.
No, no.
Mr. Brightside, except it's really sad and you're depressed, you wanna die?
Coming out on the case, and I've been doing just fine
Got it, got it, become on because I wanna know
Started out with a kiss, I bit in the bite
This there was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep, and she's calling a cab
And she's having a smoke, and she's taking a drive
Now they're going to bed, I must not make a sick
And it's all in my head, but she's touching this chest now
And it takes off her dress now, letting me go
Like a Disney princess, I just can't look
It's killing me
They're taking control
I'm being serious, I don't know
Delacy, turning things into the sea
Swimming through cyclobies
Trooping on your other eyes
But it's just the price of pain
Destiny's calling me
Open up my eater eyes
I'm Mr. Bright's life
Is it still too fast?
I feel
Best of late 2010s medley female songs
I've never seen this
Karaoke
I'm scared.
Yeah.
And I get out of here, even if I am
And I pour a hundred years in a place to hide
I can't find a way to feel
Inside, I can find my face
Inside, oh, oh, it is my lifestyle
Tell me the pieces, get it?
Boom, boom, boom, boom
That's a little bit high I'm afraid. Okay we need to actually do a song. We need to
lock in and actually try.
What should we do?
Creep? Anybody?
I don't like this one.
I feel like...
Or is it not this one?
You'll hear for...
Is this how I do it?
I can turn the reverb off, check this out.
Makes me cry!
Fly
Flow like a feather
And I'm beautiful
I wish I was special
You're so fucking special
That I'm up here
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I care if it hurts
I wanna have control
Perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
Hard in the pain, yes
I'm not alone
We're so very special
I wish I was special
That I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
Oh, when she's running out
Where am I?
Walk
She's running out
She's running, running, running, I'm out here
I want it all, like I'm out here
I don't belong here, I don't belong here, I don't belong here, I don't belong here.
Walk up, walk up, walk up.
Any Adele?
Adam, thank you for the 16 months.
I want to be honest, guys, it's been a minute since I've, like, it's been like weeks and
weeks since I've actually tried to sing anything.
Singing's kind of hard.
Skyfall is so hard.
Uh, I can try.
Oh, it's so hard, dude.
This is Adele.
I'm gonna do my best, and I'm sorry if it's not.
If I'll just go halfway through, that's not good.
No, I'll give up.
This is making me feel my love.
I gotta lock in on, actually, somebody waking up on for a second.
When the rain is blowing in your face And the whole world is on your case
I could all feel the warm embrace
To make you feel my love
When the evening shadows and the stars appear
And there's no one there to try with tears
I could hold you for a million years To make you feel my love
I know you haven't made your mind the way But I will never do wrong
I've known it from the moment that we met No doubt in my mind where you belong
I go hungry I go black and blue
I go rolling down the avenue
No, there's nothing I wouldn't do
To make you feel
Is there a key change in this? I bet there is.
The storms are raging on the rolling sea
And on the highway of regret
I can feel it
The winds change a blue and white tree
You ain't seen nothing like me, yeah
Can make you happy, make your dreams come true
No, there's nothing I wouldn't do
Go to the ends of your earth for you
To make you feel mine
Tell me how you feel now
No key change. That's what I'm talking about.
Somebody said how to save a life. Are you depressed?
That song is...
Yes. Okay.
This song's so sad, bro. Jesus.
Do we want to try it higher than the original?
Would that make it more sad or less sad? I don't know. Let's find out.
This isn't a higher key.
I don't want to do it higher.
I think it's sad or lower.
So here.
How to save a life by the fray, everybody.
Just some chill, fine vibes from Monday night.
One who saved the night.
I don't know if I wanna do this song.
The smile's barely back at you, you stare behind your window
Some sort of window to the right, tea goes left to you
Stay right between the lines of fear and pain
You begin to wonder why you came where did I go wrong
I lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
And I don't know how to save a life
I don't know that you're not best, cause you're the wrong
You're doing the best, you're the slip past his defense
With all the credit and the sins
I lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told them all along
Pray that God hears you
And I pray that God hears you
And let that I go wrong
I lost a friend somewhere along
I would have stayed up with you all night and I'd know how to save you
Damn!
Ow!
So,
Some ground and you won't be destroyed
Until you lose your own
Break with the ones who've followed
You will do one up to things
He will admit to everything
I say yes or no, I say
You begin to wonder why you came
All I lost was friends
We're alone in the bitterness
I would have stayed here with you all night
But I don't
I lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness
I would have stayed up with you all night
But I don't know how to save you
Is there anything you want?
Just pissing and sobbing
Oh yeah
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness, and I've been upstated
With you all night, and I know how to say goodbye Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I'm put up, stayed up with you online
And I know how to save a life
Ow!
I don't know.
Ouch.
Let's see what else I've saved that I wanted to try.
And I prayed, it got 21 text messages, my lord.
What's the one that goes, how long, how long, where I, where I, where I, where I, where
Now, the other side.
I've never tried this, but I think it'd be interesting.
maybe we'll try like a maybe we'll try a guitar
I don't know what's the worst that could happen do I know this song no
How long, how long will I stay, separate my time?
I don't believe it's bad
Save my throat, it's all I ever
I heard your
Get on the other side
Okay, I don't know the song.
I thought I did.
I only know the beginning.
Not to take it on the other side, take it on the other side, take it on, take it on.
Take it on, take it on
How long, how long will I stay
Separate my sight
I don't believe it's bad
I slip my throats by all I ever do
I'm a life into a paper cut
Asterisk for lost women and others
She wants to know when we'll think the six months
Gotta take it on the other side
Take it on
Hello crank up the reverb
I actually think I can't hit that. I actually think that I can.
I just gave myself a lob for way higher than I just thought I could do.
I
.
Damn, that's up there. I don't know about that. I think I could find it if I really
wanted to lock in, but that is up there. That's up there. I don't know. I don't know
about that black they were the they were the gifted that's what that sounds like
without reverb
speaking of high voices
I believe in you, now and till I'm full
I only become so numb
Without a soul
My spirit's sleeping!
So, I don't have that in me right now.
I thought I did and I don't.
But it's so hurtful
But it's fine
it back home hold me now
What if I wanted to break,
Clap it all up in your face,
What would you do?
What if I fell to the floor?
Couldn't take this anymore?
What would you do?
Save me, oh, break me down
Baby, baby, I am finished with you
What if I wanted to fight back for the rest of my life?
What would you do?
Said you wanted me
What are you waiting for?
I'm not running from you
No, break me down
Baby, baby, I am
Yeah
Right in my eyes
You're killing, killing me
I want to wait
This is $50 for our mask, surely that guy's still here
This is my cover of Hollywood, by Paramore Peace Joy.
Maybe without when you're out there
And the world treats you it's a feeling
It's a shame I'm a dream
Ha ha ha
And why is he?
you
.
Thank you so much for the cooperation, guys.
I was a ghost, I was a woman.
This one's easy.
This one's easy, Chad.
Don't...
I got it.
Wait, I was meant to be.
Trying to play full time
I couldn't find my own place
Call the problem child
Cause I got to what I am today
I'm gonna hide it now
I'm shining like I'm born to be
Been hiding in case of murder
I believe
We're goin' up to the sun, it's the moment
Get out of the other way, go on it
Ah, it's the sun, it's the moment
Now do we gotta be close?
I didn't know I'm tryin' it like I'm born to be
At a time no tears, no lies at two and five and a day!
I'm done.
This is over.
Okay.
If we want, if we want any, any chance at all,
This was just a prank.
That's because I have it on special.
Okay.
Anyway, sorry about that.
Sorry.
Can we get Toad Golden?
Dude, no.
Ouch.
That hurts too bad.
I can't do that.
We could do a Billy medley.
You guys like Billy eyelash?
Should we lock in?
Lock in.
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, okay, okay, we're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it,
I'm out of it
She was crying on my shoulder
All I could do was hold her
Only made us closer to the light
I know that she loved me
And thought it could only mean
She put it all behind me
I should know
But I see her in the back, all the time, just like a figure, like a moonlight, like a sound.
I cross the road
Hmm
Did you get something?
Okay, this is badly...
I don't know what's coming up next. Oh!
I want you to stay
Till I'm in the grave Till I run away, dead and buried
Till I'm in the casket you carry Oh, I'm going to
Cause there was always you
If I'm turning cool, please don't save me
Nothing left to lose about my baby
But then further we just stick together
I know I said I'll never make our ways better
I can't change the weather, I can't love anybody
It's forever, it's even better
I don't know if I don't get better
I could love you more
My little people, baby, I
Thank you.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
And I've been watching you for some time
Can't stop staring at those oceans
Burnt in seas and deep on skies
Fifteen fires inside those oceans
There are no sand, no fern
You really know how to make me cry
Let me know so I won't stay
And if I'm right inside
And clear of the sun
I won't stay
And I'm walking through the world all alone
Can't stop thinking about your diamond
Careful creature, my friends with mine
You left her alone with that diamond
From the oceans, you're fair
You really know don't make me cry
There'll be no sky, there'll be no sky
Never thought I'd pay this high
There'll be no sky, there'll be no sky
It gets higher everybody.
Oh, I wish I made food
Taking a drive
I was an ideal of so much life
Turns out I'm not real
Something you paid for
Always on me for you
Cause I, I don't know how to feel
That I want to try
I don't know how to feel
Someday at night
Can you please do that? It's something I can't skip rocks for shit.
Nice part.
I'm only in truncated driving home under the influence
Scared me to death but I'm afraid to my breath
Cause you only listen to your life
Don't relate to you
I don't relate to you
You know that I never dreamt me this shittty
You made me hate this city
Cause I don't talk shit about you on the internet
Daddy!
What's up?
Anything bad that shits embarrassing
You and my everything
All you did was make me fucking sad
Don't waste the time I don't have
Don't try to make me feel bad
I don't talk about every time
That she showed up on time
I had an empty life
Cause you've never did
Never paid any mind to my mother or friends
So I shut them all off you
So why was it fair
You ruined everything good, all they said you were misunderstood
Made all my moments yours, just fucking leave me alone
I love you
Let me mind my wonderful friend
So I can try to help you
Cause I was a kid
I love you so much
Guys, I would like to do something stupid now.
I'm tired of this serious shit.
Well, I used to use symptoms of like walk-a-flock or something.
I had a couple more in me.
We could do bye-bye-bye, but make it really sad, like someone's depressed.
Someone's depressed, but they have to sing bye-bye-bye at a dive bar.
It's part of their set list.
But they just got broken up with.
It's time to leave and make it all I know that I can't take no more, ain't no lie
I don't wanna see you out that door, pa pa pa
Don't wanna fool you, just another play in your game for two
You may hate me, but it ain't no lie, pa pa pa
I just want to tell you that I had enough
Might sound crazy, but it ain't no lie
Papapap
Hear me with the truth
My grandmother welcomed you
So give me one good reason, baby
Come on
This is giving, like, the bright-ass friends and Samuel here to breast.
I know that I can take no more, it ain't no lie.
I don't wanna see you out that door, hey, bop, bop, bop.
Don't leave me with you, just in the pain it came to me.
You make me, but it ain't no lie, pa-pa-pa
I just wanna tell you that I haven't known
I might sound crazy, but it ain't no lie, pa-pa-pa
Um, next you're singing in a jazz bar in like the 80s, but you're gay?
And you're coming out to the patrons of the bar.
Maybe the 60s.
Can anybody relate to this or no?
This was never the way I think
Not my intention
I've got so brave to give
Lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to
Just watch where you're walking around,
buried beneath this poor eucalyptus.
Cut the rites and slice this girl I did.
Place the birch-ery chapstick.
This girl just tried to hold my boyfriend on my name.
If there's more, if there's a light, then be not mad, love's a man
If there's a light, I did, I did
looking for more vibes, looking for more vibes, hmmm, into the unknown, the F was that, this
This is the nightmare before Christmas.
It's around the bend, and dust in my veins
I felt for you, and when you see how much it is to me
I think it's not to me
I don't know, you're at a dive bar again, but you're depressed again
There is a house in the woods, they call it a sun.
It's been a win of many poor boys and God, I'm no one, I'm no one, I'm no one, I'm no one, I'm no one, I'm no one, I'm no one, I'm no one, I'm no one.
On my little way to the tiller
She sewed my new leaves
My fire was again the man
My new leaves
I'll be here on a diet bar, but you just have to cope.
Birds flyin' high in my field
Sun in the sky, you know I fear
Brains jibbing all by, you know I fear
It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me, and for you.
Mmm...
I'm feeling good
They shouldn't have seen me
No, I feel
Well, I'm running free
You know I feel
Blossom on a dream, you know
Some new days, some new life
For me, I'm feeling good
I'm tired of the sun, you know what I mean
If I was having fun, you'd know what I mean
Sleep in peace on the day's done
You know what I mean
It's a new world, it's an old world
And a bold world for me
The
the
I know that feeling
It's into the pie
You know that feeling
That is mine
I know how I feel
It's a new day, it's a new life
It's a new day, it's a new day
It's a new life
For me
I feel it
Congrats on the engagement, big dog. Can you sing country roads?
Sure, I guess.
West Virginia, Luj Mountain, Chandoa River, life is old there, old there, but can I make
this like, can I be a girl?
Do you think I can make this song pretty?
Because, respectfully, the song is not pretty.
There's gotta be a way.
They're not higher, can they be?
And slower.
Young, driven around it
Rolling like the breeze
Country roads
Take me home
To the place
I've always been
I'm no longer
Take me home
This is the bleed-out song.
Take me home to a place I belong
Next to jail, now I'm in my mother's home
Contrast, I hear her voice in the morning
The morning when she calls me
Radio reminds me of my home far away
Driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should've been on yesterday
Yesterday
Contreras take me to the place
I will always be your love
My woman, take me home
Come to me
Take me home, come to me
about the best I can do with that song, with it being the meme that it is.
Speaking of meme songs actually, I bet I could make this song sad or like, pretty.
Hold on, hold on.
Get a load of this.
Hold on.
Wait, let me cook.
Hold on.
Let me cut.
Ahem.
I don't know what I'm to say you're saying anyway
Today's another day I find you shining with me
Oh, you can feel okay
Take me
Take me on
I'll be gone
And I'm dead in your arms, but I'm all alone
Jesus!
Mr. Say,
Harder than I was, but I'm always lonely
Slowly learning that life's okay
Say after me
I'm sorry, take me
Take me, take me
And I'm there tonight
I don't know about all that
Alright, we're looking for more songs to make sad.
Or we could go, whoa, this is interesting,
Aerosmith anybody?
I've never tried to sing Aerosmith in my life.
I guess.
Do I know this song?
Uh.
Oh, there's no way. I just heard the chorus in my head. There's no way.
I can't sing angry.
Dream on, yeah, right, right, sure.
of my life and books and pages, living life in frozen facilities.
Thank you.
Wait, I'm scared.
I'm gonna give up.
I can feel it.
My bones.
I don't know how to do this.
You have to do this course mad.
I can't sing mad.
Ah.
With me, sing for the air, sing for the laughter, sing for the fear, sing with me just for today,
I'll be tomorrow, the good Lord, I'll take you away
Dream on, dream on, dream on Dream and see a dream come true
Dream on, dream on, dream on, dream, dream, dream, come true.
I really think this is the same voice.
Same vibe, but not really at all.
You're in pain.
One-on-one time, see you laughing.
Only want to see you laughing in the purple, purple rain, purple rain.
Purple Ray! Purple Ray!
It kind of has to be standing up for that.
Dolly Parton did I will always love you?
She wrote it?
If I should have stayed
I would only be your way
So I know, but I know I'll think you're the shape of the way
I can't sing this song, to be honest, but maybe it's because we have Whitney Houston in mind, and I just, I just can't.
Alright, we got a couple more in this chat.
Let's see.
Trudy before he cheats.
What are we thinking?
I'm not saying I'm not trying to say
I'm not in there, I'm not saying.
Benayana, thank you for the time.
I don't have Dustin or...I don't know about my department or anything like that, right?
Tradlin's older, so sad.
I love his mind.
Jared and my favorite bits.
A pixel for Renee, for any Renee rap.
Okay, let's see.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
Oh god, okay, I've been singing it a long time tonight, I'll do my best.
Oh god, oh it's not gonna be good, just embrace yourselves.
And walk in the kitchen, the heart hits the floor, cause it's you that I'm missing.
Still see a vision of us cooking dinner, you hold me from long.
And you say, please be careful, now you're so big and we can't have another
E.R. trip, too young, too dumb, too numb, too afforded
And now it's just me, a hundred square feet, a bit of sweet memories
To lead in the place I still hear all your favorite melodies
Strangers deliver stonings
So I dance with your ghost in my living room
And I pray you'll love me out of love
To lead out of love
Cause it's real, I'm staring when I know
Could it be late, show me some decency
With me there, there could be clubs
For a lot of people
Don't try and save me
Back in New York
It's made its way 3,000 miles too late
Will those be talking, asking me where you're going?
Don't we love each other too weak, see?
No, I would fall for you over and over
But I've known that falling would come too late
Now it's just me and a hundred square feet
Better sweet memories, created the place
I still hear all your favorite melodies
Strangers, lovers, and allies
So I'll dance with you ghosted in the living room
And I'll play it up here and I'll blow
But I'm too scared to lay a hand on you
It's down
It's real sad when those could have been leased
Show me some decent scene
And we'll play a pack of pure clothes
But I'll let it out when I fall
Don't try this at home
I'm so anxious, you know that thing
Cause I used to love you
But now I've got the need
Straight to the surface to me
Wow, that was ass!
Sorry, y'all, I did what I could.
I don't know what to tell you.
Okay, I'm going to look up a sad piano type beat,
and you guys can put your song suggestions in chat
so I can do literally all of them.
I'm just going to riff over a beat.
Are you ready?
Lewis Capaldi.
Olivia, ready to go type beat?
It's called Voices.
Hit me with a song.
This is the outro.
I'm gonna let you out of here.
I'm gonna let you out.
Charli.
Hmmm.
What can you call what they say?
Say, you want your freedom, then I'll keep it down
Tell me that you need me, then you go and shut me down
The wind told me that you saw me
Didn't think I'd turn around
But I'm afraid
I won't be a girl
If you pull up promises
Be honest against the world
I've been roaming around, always looking down at all I see
Many places fear the place since I can't be
I don't care what they say, I love you
They try to pull me away, but I had to
So I slipped from that place that I keep on closing
They come and open the night
Keep playing, keep playing, keep playing
I can feel you all around me Think I may be happy but holding on to her I don't feel that I may be happy
What a beat, what a speed, I'm about to break
It's got me feeling this way
I broke my head, it's all good and I can't get enough
I spit out a pain
Like the bartender
She's had the bartender
Made us twins to dream
We drunk up, and all I did, she thinks I'm cool
That big girl, what's your name?
Let me talk to you, let me buy you a drink
Aren't you paid?
You know me
Plumbing music never bored
Can't you drink?
That one was really dramatic.
Like really dramatic.
Adele, piano, ballad type beat, try to forget.
a lannadel right type beat tell me you love me
Every time I pass at you
I pass this quote
Every time we touch, we get this feeling
And every time we kiss, I swear I could feel
Even though my heart beats fast
I know it could end
It's torture by myself
And it would seem like
Every time it's here, I'll give it to you
Take me home
Bury me, bury me, I am finished with you
Oh, Smoky
Love, am I a chemical?
What it was you, and I see fine
Lord, and I cheat and I see fine
All I'm saying is it all
Alright, one more.
Last one mash up and then we go to bed.
Whoa.
A Del Piano Type B.
I might need some lyrics.
Find us beats.
You!
Find us beats.
I hate this.
I'm sorry.
I can't do it.
I'm trying it on.
Thank you for the song.
Final Speeds.
Let the sky fall as it rumbles
May we stand home
Summer after high school, on the first day
So make out in your mistake to raise your head
On my dear birthday, we got matching tattoos
I wanna sing
I wanna shout
I want to scream it till the hurt starts to dry out
And I let all of the pages, I'm not afraid
We can't wait all about it, wait all about it all
I want to feel you, I want to feel somebody
Look how they shine for you Look back the stars, how they shine for you
Oh, in my skin
These wounds won't stay here with you
Fear is how I fall
Consuming what is real, baby girl!
What's your name?
Let me cut my life into pieces.
This is my last resort.
Ba-ba-ta-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Be-ba-peep-a-peep-a-ba-ba-ba-ba!
See you Wednesday.
Thank you! Bye!