you
Well, let's leave that for later.
How the fuck is my community doing?
I wanna know all my ladies, I wanna know what they're doing.
I wanna know all my guys, what are y'all doing?
I wanna know if you had a good day, a bad day, a bad night, a good night.
I wanna know if you gooned, I wanna know if you had sex.
I wanna know everything about you, baby.
I wanna know everything about you.
let me know let me know let me know let me know I goon just I had sex now the
girlie how are you baby how are you Leona how are you my love said was
goody Leona was good Highland was good person was good Lotus was good big head
Loki oh my god I love you so much Alexa was good
Arab is famous, was good, Hanqa was good, Mimiii, Saralix, Hayden, Ian, Tybin the Cookie,
Victoria, oh my god, Victoria, how as it was, Snowman my goat was good, Snowman was good,
was good, was good, Shan, Honeydew, Melvin the boy was good, Kimo, Shan, Sia, holy
You shit today is gonna be a good fucking day bro.
Hey, today is gonna be a good day.
Let's get Logan, Sophie, Asian potato, black potato,
pink potato, white potato, yellow potato.
Hey, what's good bro?
Somebody, just make sure you that's not for somebody.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Big Mac dad. Oh, six to tier one. I love you. Kyle, the
tier one. I love you. Randy with the tier one. I love you. God bless all y'all, bro. Hey,
listen, everyone in this chat right now. I want to say I love you. You have an amazing
purpose in life. Listen, bro. If today started off as a bad day, make sure today's gonna
be a good day. All right. Listen, I don't know where you are in the world. I don't
know if the sun is up. I don't know if the sun is down. I don't know if the
the moon is up, I don't know if the moon is down,
but I wanna say that I got you.
I got y'all today, I got y'all.
Except the 16 months, I love you.
Yo, I can feel the stream will be voted when it's on mute.
This isn't among us, buddy.
All right, bro, all right, bro.
Ready, ready, bro, ready?
All right, anyway, chat.
I'm twirling my booty hairs watching you.
Anyway, your nose is bigger than yesterday.
Jesus.
Anyway, chat.
Listen, bro, today is going to be a good day, bro.
I have a lot of shit planned this week, this, this, this, this week.
This weekend is crazy, bro.
Shaunted with the tier one.
I love you.
God bless you.
Chat.
to know what we're doing today. Do y'all wanna know what we're doing today? Do y'all wanna know what
we're doing today? Also, I got a new coffee. I got a new coffee chat. Listen, I wanna ask y'all,
I wanna ask y'all personally, is having a sugar-rated coffee bad every day? Like for example,
A coffee that has like 20-25 grams of sugar every day. Is that bad or good?
Some people said it was bad. Some people said it was bad. Some people said it was bad. So
I'm getting a black coffee now with milk
That's first of all. All right black coffee with milk. You know, I miss you ass and cock
You miss my cock
Anyway, second of all, oh
My ass is very sore, bro. I'm not gonna lie. My ass is very sore third of all today
It's gonna be a crazy fucking stream, bro. I'm not gonna lie chat
Today is gonna be a crazy ass stream. We have reacts looking at over the calm
second
Valorant solo to radiant a chat do y'all think I can get so low to radiant
today be honest with me be honest with me be honest with me be honest with me go
chat I'm gonna close my eyes and I'm not gonna look at chat I want you guys to
tell me yes or no do y'all think I can get so low to radiant today all right
I'm gonna give y'all five seconds five four three two one
All right, that's great. That's great. Anyway, all right, uh
All right, so why is everyone saying no why is everyone saying no
All right anyway solo to radiant we're gonna get radiant today then chat
We're gonna see how long it takes for Muda to lose going from a 2v1 every rank all the way to radiance chat
Where do y'all think I'm gonna lose bronze silver gold platinum diamond
Ascended immortal already chat. Tell me how long do y'all think it will bruh?
Iron iron iron bronze
Bronze, Iron, Timber, The Fuck Wood.
Alright, I guess.
Mudo, when you get a boner, does it go to your nose?
Alright, then!
After that!
We have 20 V2 with the boy Jinxie.
Chat, we're gonna find our wives today, bro.
We're gonna find our wives today.
Me and Jinxie are going to find our wives tonight!
All right, anyway
Enough about me right now, chat
Listen, enough about me bro, it's time for you
Alright chat, enough about me, it's time for y'all
Listen chat, time to throw the numbers on the motherfucking stream
Alright, get your numbers out bro, get your fucking numbers out
Everyone dots dots dots dots dots no more numbers no more numbers dots
Everyone's quiet quiet quiet dots dots dots dots
Almost 2k people watching tweak and mooder in a Thursday morning
I used to pray for times like this. We're gonna be one of the greats
Hello mooder, please refrain from a side profile as you have broken three of my monitors
I will be sending you an invoice like
Here you go
Slay Ramu
With the prime. I love you. Shh chat. You're not allowed to laugh at that you fucking assholes. No laughing everyone
Dots dots dots. All right chat ready ready chat ready chat ready ready ready ready ready ready listen
I'm gonna tell y'all numbers
All right, I'm gonna tell y'all numbers
And y'all gonna answer them between the one
to 10. Ready? Give me some dots! I want some dots! Shhh! Guys, quiet! Shhh! Quiet! Shhh!
Clive.
Shhh.
Alright.
Ready?
Shhh.
Alright.
Ready?
Shhh.
you
Why are you guys sending this to me, huh?
What's that chat?
The boss texted chat.
Jinx see the boss texted.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright chat.
Why the fuck is this being sent to me by the way?
Do I look gay?
Like, let me just tell you something real quick.
Do I look gay?
I'm kind of like, like, like do I look gay?
I don't understand. I think I'm the farthest thing from gay. I like girls. I like pussy. I like titties. I like ass
Don't know what y'all don't understand, but I'm not gay, bro. Hey, I'm not gay. Come on. Why are you so gay?
Yo, what the fuck
Chippa Chippa Chippa Muda, when did you do a roast battle taking with that? I need to get water
Oh
But
You're in a rose butter with Pinocchio and his nose doesn't grow once
Why are y'all laughing at that though?
Why are y'all laughing at that? I don't understand.
Left my wallet in your bed last night.
Can I come get it after work?
Yo, Tweek.
I don't know you, bro.
You never came to my bed last night.
We never had sex.
You never- you never- you never came to my house last night.
Alright?
Chill, man. Chill.
Chill.
Alright?
Now anyway side track from reacts drop a one in the chat if you want me to fly you out
And you can fly my m3 and we have sex in my house type one
All right
Holy mod and VIP wall chat everyone type L VIPs and L modern now
All right. Anyway, does it look like I'm Pinocchio with my long nose? No, it does not I'm a normal fucking shimabuchi
I don't know what the picture is about.
I-H-Y-I-Lawn.
Elon with the Prime Sub.
I want to say I love you so much and God bless you, bro.
All right, thank you all for all the precious you.
All right, let's see here.
I'm gonna just shut up and talk about it.
No, it's just not funny.
That's not funny.
I bet y'all got cute nicknames.
How Bro Calls Me.
I
Know uh
Apologizing characters, I've booned to
Wait, we already watched this I don't know I really don't know how people play like that fast
I literally play on the slowest sensitivity like like offer like I actually don't know how people
Wow
I don't understand
Voice got sester. Holy shit. That's pretty simple problem. Love you. Yo AJ. What's good AJ?
Was good AJ. Hey Muda. I think I left my purse by your bed table. Can I come and get it our end?
Sophie I did not see you last night Sophie. Come on, bro
How did your voice get so much high-pitched yo my voice is not high-pitched y'all stop saying that shit
It's my first time on your stream, but goddamn your nose is fucking massive. I mean, okay
Junker I would first of all with literally I mean
You've been following me since 2025.
But it's your first message.
I don't understand.
Anyway, second of all,
uh, bro, do I really have a hyphen?
Jack, can someone send me that, that, that website that tests your voice?
Can someone send me that uh,
can someone send me that, that website that sends uh-
I mean, I don't even know how you-
ARGHHH!
OHHHHHHHHH!
KSEMMUK! I'm shot in the face, you fucking bitch! Who was that?
HONG-GYEAH!
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU FUCKING RETARD!
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
This guy, bro, jumpscare. 20 minutes into my fucking stream, bro. You fucking serious.
You kidnapped my family. I want them back.
I won't make any more jokes, please send them back.
Is this it? I'm scared, bro.
Your voice says a lot about you.
Alright, chat.
Let's see.
I want to genuinely see if my voice is really that high-pitched.
What is that? StingingCarrots.com?
I know.
I don't know. I'm just trying to ask.
Alright, let's see.
I am currently testing my voice.
My favorite color is blue the sky is sunny my voice is loud and clear. I'm using okay. I didn't even let me finish
166 Hertz
It's above voice seal. Oh
my god
What the fuck wait actually?
What does that mean?
You're a baby you sound like a woman your chud maxing
You're the chipmunk.
You the biggest Alvin.
Do you even have an Adam's apple?
BITCH!
Yes I do.
Dude, do you see it?
I am currently testing my voice.
My favorite color is blue, the sky is sunny, my voice is loud and clear.
I am currently testing my voice.
My favorite color is blue, the sky is sunny, my voice is loud and clear.
I'm using a proper...
Like, I mean, how deep do you have to...
I am currently testing my voice.
My favorite color is blue, the sky is sunny, my voice is loud and clear, I'm using a popper.
Like how do you even get 85?
Bro fuck this shit.
I am currently testing my voice, my favorite color is blue, the sky is sunny, my voice
Is there you go
Hey, bro, I don't want any of y'all Jesus. There's a big difference. I'm not there's a there's a big difference
Is my voice really that high pitch bro Jesus?
Bro you do not log my card like I won't lie bro the f82s are nice
But trust me bro my m3 still mocks bro come on. It's nice a nice ass car though. I won't lie
what is this what I don't understand showing his big nose in front of big
streamers mood I swear to you when I say this the streams you've done recently is
that as funny and entertaining as fuck I'm so proud of you mood up oh my god
Really guys guys don't make me
Chitae!
You're a fool!
Are you serious bro? Are you serious?
Are you serious bro?
You got hold, I don't see it!
I'll beat your ass right here bro!
I don't get it, why would you send me this?
Muta, do you remember this?
This is bad bro.
This is what my rank one Muta on where I break the plate on accident
Yeah, terrible.
4 a.m. by the way
I'm taking someone else's clip, but you missed this peek at it
They're talking about me
I'm fucking nigga. Yo, dude. That's not funny bro. Are you serious?
Come on, bro. We're gonna cancel. Would you just continue yourself a cat person or a dog person?
Oh, okay, dogs just have that undying boil so you know what I mean? I love dogs.
You got that dog in you, or what?
I'm sorry bro, I'm sorry you're getting loud.
Don't you have kids with balmy boots?
Yo, yo, oh my god, wait, I was full cam the entire time, sorry.
Bro, is this edit even crazy bro?
Chill, chill.
Yo, bro, I'm not lying.
Y'all actually are crazy with edit, I'm alive.
You got that dog in you, or what?
Yo what is this by the way chat what is this joke chat mother what is this chill chat
what is this joke y'all make with uh with Bonnie blue and Jinxie I'm confused
Tch, if you're a girl, would you have sex with me? Be honest.
Like, I don't know man. Like, you guys probably just want the mean guy, huh? Like, I'm like,
I'm just sad I don't know, bro. Uh, Muda, look at this game. I don't know, fuck that
Muda proved them wrong. What is this?
Okay, like seriously, I don't understand bro. I don't get it. What is this call and how is Muda in there like?
bro
like oh
famous bro
Famous bro. Fuck you mean why is Muda in here? That's my goat
Nah, bro. Hey famous by a
Hey, hey, hey, hey bro, hey bro, hey bro, I wanna uh, you know, I slept with that, terrorism.
Frank, don't talk about my goat like that.
Mood is pretty funny dude, honestly, it's about time he gets the life he deserves, gangie.
I mean chat genuinely, I just wanna fuck all of you, seriously, I'm gonna go ahead
and clap for y'all.
Alright, I'm genuinely, I'm just gonna go ahead and clap for y'all, cuz I should honestly
one of my favorite comedies on Twitch, as you genuinely liked all of me bro, and I
fucking love all of you, and I genuinely from the bottom of my heart bro, I fucking
love y'all bro, and thank y'all so much for defending me when you don't have to,
you know, and you still defended me.
I wanna say I appreciate y'all bro, I love y'all bro, I appreciate y'all,
thank y'all bro.
I don't understand buddy, what is this, I don't get this, your sir Sri Lankan buddy?
I don't know what that means.
What does that mean?
Me and Muda sword fight every night.
No one had to shake the key I'm flaring for her n***a
Hang on, you gave me life I don't remember when you was a n***a
Strike me
Chat, would you sword fight with your best friend fully bricked up for 30 million dollars?
For 30 million dollars with your best friend, would you have a sword fight with your cocks
for 30 million dollars?
I would do it for free.
Okay bro, you're just gay.
Like you know, you're just gay.
Dude, why are we bringing this clip up, bro?
I don't understand, dude.
I'm not like, why?
Why are we bringing these clips up, bro?
Like, why are we bringing these clips up, bro?
I don't understand, bro.
Like, why?
Like, why are we bringing these clips up?
It just bro I cringe so hard bro. This was four months into my streaming career. Why are we doing this bro?
Why are we doing this bro, huh? Why are we doing this bro?
Chat who do you know who looks okay? What was I doing here? Okay? Whoa
Who do you who looks better chat this or or me right now?
No chat let me know chat who looks better here, bro here me or here
You look so young. Yeah, this was two years ago. I'm not a lie. This was two years ago. Neither
How do you find these videos I don't please go don't uh
No one uh, please
Oh god, just chill out.
Okay.
Who said this?
Mudo we know you aren't shaved by the way I'm female well I am a hundred percent
shaved bro I trim bro I trim bro I trim trust me I trim bro you will not
catch me with no pubes bro I'm gonna tell you right now bro I show me give
Give us proof.
I would do it even if you weren't shi-
Okay low key that is that that's order I still can't believe our little guppy aka
Muda is with the big dogs of streaming we've came a long way our favorite
bomber prevails like I don't know if I should take offense or or be happy about
this to be honest I'm a little confused cause me little guppy and then it calls
calls me a bomber at the same time. I don't know. Muda with four girls yesterday in Valorant.
Oh my god! Are you okay? I am now. Jeez, I mean. I've never been with a goth baddie
before. Chat, what does it feel like to be with a goth girl? I feel like, well, there
are so many people in the stream, there has to be at least one person here that's
has been with a golf bat, like a golf mommy.
Jack, who's here?
Who's here?
Who here has been with a golf mommy with big titties?
Like, how does it feel like to do with a golf
mommy with big titties?
Like, how does it feel, you know?
Is it good?
Are you hoodie or no hoodie?
Bro, can I be honest, Jack?
Bro, I think I was three or four years old when I found
out I didn't have a hoodie, bro.
My mom and dad told me I was going to the dentist one time and then took me to a hospital
where they took my hoodie.
So yeah, my shirt's definitely de-hooded.
Chad, what's the difference between having a hood and not a hoodie?
Like yeah, I got a spawn cam to Chad, I'm not going to lie.
You know, they were like, Muda, it's time for the dentist.
I was like, yay!
I came out that bitch bro like no dick bro like no dick alright like I'm not gonna lie
came out with no cock bro that shit was gone that shit was gone bro but I'm glad it happened
back in the day because I feel like it would have hurt if I did it now yo it's like what's
the difference though like do you lose inches because I'm not gonna lie bro if my shit's
Big already now. I don't even want to know how it would have looked like back in the day, bro
You know like cheese, but I probably I would have had a hammer if I never got clean, you know, I'm saying
Better to be no hooded I can't lie you can make free cheese
Sounds disgusting, bro. I don't fucking miss us
When you have a checkmate but you also have cerebral palsy, I don't know what that means.
Jynxy POV.
I don't know what that means but I guess we'll see.
Can I get banned for this?
Okay.
I'm in.
God bless him bro.
I'm in.
God, that's not even funny, bro.
Yo, chat, I'm not holding back.
Every time I see someone that's disabled
or someone with a no eye or no ear or something, bro,
I genuinely just pray for them, bro.
How do you-
Jinxy valid crash out.
Hey, man!
Thank God Squishy's in this lobby.
Oh, my God!
Yo, chat, by the way, bro,
when I was in foster, I literally just,
I just tried to be as annoying as I could
so no one would suss me out,
but they still suss me, bro.
Someone else though
Well, how did lost Polo's win, but not me like
Like I don't even know what this is, bro
Oh my god, look, Josh Seckey did a cosplay of you.
Why are we bringing my basketball clips on here?
Okay, for y'all who have not seen this clip before, I want to just tell y'all that there
There was water on the ground and that is why I slipped.
Oh my.
Does somebody save you?
They want you to know something.
You got autism.
You have a heavy touch of autism on you bro.
You might have asthma but you're hard to do.
I don't really know what to do for you bro.
Muda when she asked him to do anal.
Yo, that's disgusting bro, are you serious?
Do y'all believe that I genuinely beat bobo in a 1v1 yesterday on Rainbow Six Siege?
Hey, Siri! FaceTime, Melvin!
Starting a FaceTime call to Melvin.
Chat, I mean, hey dude, I wanna let y'all know that you are currently talking to the
best Rainbow Six Siege player in the world right now, chat. I wanna let y'all know that
y'all are currently talking to the best Rainbow Six Siege player you have ever
laser eyes on bro
who the fuck is Melvin? Melvin's my editor. He's like my high-fives. chat I
genuinely need to 1v1 Jinxie again because I genuinely from the bottom of
my heart think I would win. okay Frank we'll play one game Frank yeah Frank
fuck you you're not getting that one be one bitch
chat yo yo was good bro yo I want to tell you something
I have to fire you for Fuji bro.
No listen listen stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.
Anyway listen listen, anyway listen, uh, be honest.
Would you take your dick out and have a sword fight with me for 30 million dollars?
I'll do this for free bro.
Yeah, you're gay.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Hey, Fred, get off me. I'm gonna play one game with you.
Get on, bro, I'll play one game. I'm gonna play one game with you.
One bro tells me to hop on the game a day and then calls me cute nicknames hard R
So I realized we're low key and a romantic
Like I don't know bro, it's shit. No, bro. That's shit. No, bro. Like like
Mooda genuinely bro my maker wishes to just play with you bro. It's my dream tweak dude
If you really want to play with me, bro, listen, I'm not gonna lie. No, no, no Kora
You can't say that core you came in at the worst time Frank is just a retard coral
My community is not weird bro. It's just you came to the worst time bro. Yo, listen. Uh, no Frank
You are gay bro, but it's okay. We accept you chat type one if we accept Frank into the LGBTQ community
Chat drop a one in the chat if we accept Frank into the LGBTQ community
Why are we dropping twos?
Like what are we doing bro?
Like what are we saying, bro?
Like oh my god, bro
Bruh
Stop
So apparently the characters in GTA 6 will not be able to twerk, so I definitely will
not be playing the game now.
This is just really upset.
Hey Moodle and Chat.
You guys wanna hear a fun fact?
Never mind fuck you Moodle, you don't get a fun fact, you big nose ugly fuck.
I mean, Cat Bargore, fuck you bro.
Like what is this?
genuinely what is this like what am i like like what even is this bro like no
it's not fun why is laughing that's not fun like what the fuck is this like
actually no and no no no no why are we laughing at this first of all i'm not
even from Israel i'm Lebanese bro i'm Lebanese and y'all know like bro like
world map and you should show y'all something real quick bro i need to show
y'all something like genuinely do y'all see here where it's at do y'all
see where it says uh chat where even is Lebanon I don't get it chat where's
Lebanon
all right here as you can see do you see where it says Lebanon right here chat
do y'all see where it says Lebanon right here can you see Israel said I'm not I
I- I'm- I'm here, bro.
Alright, alright, I'm not is- I'm not Israeli.
I'm Lebanese.
Mudo, we know you're Jubonese.
Like, what is Jubonese?
That's not even a thing!
Same area, so that means you're a Jiu-Jitsu.
Like look at this like I mean like Jesus like
Yo, bro like come on dude like come on
I mean, you, you, chat, do y'all feel good in this picture bro, I don't know why my face
look so long in this picture.
Do I look weird in this picture?
Why does my face look so long here? I don't understand.
I don't understand.
It's always long.
Gargamel ass face.
My wife's that like bro, pop party.
I should just fucking retort.
I should fucking hate you, bro.
Don't skip.
Alright, I'm skipping.
I
Like what do I even do there though? I actually what do I do?
You made that game. No, I didn't
No worries with the tier one gift. I love you. God bless you
The baldness coming curly hair
Cipher casual is non-Muslim Cypher with alt is Muslim if you know what I mean. I mean bruh
Muda is this you
exact being that will create real mass anti-semitism by labeling the
Unpopular Calestion You
Can pullsBut intelligent
Hey, we should have any media
We shouldn't come to us, but responsible
Hey, I'm here some other stuff like brah, and good doggie but is this
What is this boy? Who's the good boy? Me me me me me me me
Good boy, good boy
The
Woof woof woof woof
Woof woof woof
Good doggy good doggy
Do you mix it up? Double count? Let's do it
I just love girls bro
Like I love girls, you know child
I'm sorry bro, I don't know what to tell ya man
I don't know what to tell ya
I really don't know what to tell ya, bro
You know, like playing
Listen bro, before you hate the game
Before you hate the player, hate the game
If y'all have never been in a five-star competitive with five girls that are constantly bouncing on your shit
It's probably the best feeling in the world, bro. Genuinely. It's the best feeling in the world, bro. I love it
What the fuck is up with Kanye and Twix, like I don't understand, genuinely, what is
Like, Paul, what the fuck am I even supposed to do, bro?
I don't even understand, bro.
What am I supposed to do?
Muda N'ahu.
Benjamin Nintananu Muda.
Nice.
Like, I don't know.
I don't know.
What the fuck we all bumping to this shit in the car
No, just get hit by a bus bro. Get hit by a bus
I have an announcement to make. I am officially transitioning genders to compete in game changers.
This seems identifying as she slash her is a great way to remove accountability. Not
Not only that, I will be more comfortable with my denny.
Please don't get my pronouns wrong.
Bro.
I actually hate y'all bro.
I don't understand you.
What is this?
Like what the fuck is this?
Oh, oh my god, dude
What is this what is this what game is that what game is that what's seven minutes is
all I can spare with you. When I type the same fucking message ten times and Muda still
Oh, it doesn't see it.
Hi, in chapter 3, Mr. P. Farsh, can I say Allah is Allah, what is Allah, who has power?
Oh, I fucking do.
my friend said he want to be messy
Yeah, well your friends are tarted.
Good morning everybody.
beach peat from
sunny Florida, and then a cloud in the sky. I'm off to play some tennis. I'm not Jeffrey Epstein. I'm at Palm Beach Peet.
I want to thank all my followers. This thing has gone crazy viral.
for a hundred thousand plus followers and less than two there.
They do, they do tennis on Epstein Island.
Um, spot the difference.
One to one.
identical mood of that picture I sent was not edited by the way
and you got my
okay
the sun is out and I'm smiling
feeling good and I'm vibing
ain't too much that can get to me
is your love on this island
fuck you and all your two sins
I just moved to the music
let my know
Kendrick's ass bro
I mean I'm not the last chat
unbiased bro like unbiased
I don't care what y'all say chat genuinely. Who do you think makes better music?
Consistently Kendrick or Drake bro. Fuck my opinion, bro. I love Drake. I'm a Drake laser, but fuck my opinion
Whatever who genuinely makes better music?
Consistently and is a better like a better in your opinion bro. Fuck my opinion
Like I mean both my has to be champagne poppy bro has to be Drake
No, like I mean David
Bro, didn't this guy like fucking kill someone to put him in the back seat or something?
Am I trippin'? Like, uh...
Didn't this guy like... Did I miss something?
I don't know. I'm trippin'.
What the fuck is that? David.
I mean, yeah, bro. I don't know. My opinion, bro, Drake is just him, bro. I won't lie.
I gave her everything
So what are y'all doing if your girlfriend cheats on you chat, what are y'all doing?
Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. No one's anything yet. No one say anything yet dot dot dots chat dot dot dots
Chill chill chill chill chill chill not not not everyone quiet down everyone quiet down
Shhh. Dot, dot, dots.
Chow, chow, chow. Alright chat.
Alright, listen.
What do y'all do if y'all come back?
Chat, what do y'all do if you come back from working a nine to five and you open the door
to the bedroom of your girlfriend and she's getting back shots by the other man?
What are y'all doing?
I
Mods moderate the chat before we get bad
Mods are mods mods moderate the chat moderate the chat, please. I'm gonna get bad. I'm gonna get bad
Stop
Yo moderate the chat
Make it bad. I'm gonna get bad
What the fuck did I get to say?
We can't do that!
I will just-
Listen bro,
when you do lock him from-
when this game,
I'll take a set to the Bahamut, alright?
Why are you sitting on his lap?
Big bro putting it on his life
like we won't believe his fat ass.
Bro, I swear to God,
I swear to God,
Bro, I swear to God, uh, uh, DJ Khaled has been trying to lose weight for like 30 years now.
Is he doing like a steady, like, is he doing like, is he doing like, uh, is he, is he in a, is he in a 50-calorie deficit each week, each day?
How has his motherfucking out lost his weight? It's been 30, it's been 30 years.
The problem is this.
What?
I can eat like five of these back to back.
No, on everything I love.
up. I just got rid of 13 pounds. No, I know it's it's it's it's all right. It's all
right protein protein he says.
All right, bro seriously all right, and yeah, I mean looks like
Like a
Hey, that's a W atica. That's a W at it, bro. That's a W at it
Bo chat there was this edit a long time ago. It was literally the best at it. I have ever seen
anyone make in my entire life and I'm gonna show you all that right now but I
swear to God it was genuinely the best edit I've ever seen I think it's been so
long I don't think I'm gonna find it bro chat what's that one where it's like um
bro it was literally the best edit I've ever seen bro I'm not gonna lie it
was the best edit ever it was the best edit
No, it was it was literally the best at it, bro. I don't know if I can find it like
It's probably like in my tiktok somewhere once I come to see
Daily reminder that if you have a nicer car than someone else
It's because you worked harder for it and if someone else is a nicer car than you it's a rental
Daily reminder that if you have a nicer car than someone else, it's shut up, bro like damn
Yes, Joe on yes, it's this one probably it's probably
Yeah, Joanne your hand bro. Joanne your hand bro your hand chat
I welcome you, the best edits on TikTok right now.
Oh.
i don't know, i mean i don't know, this one is hard, this one, YOOOOOO!
Well the thing is though, when you go to the comment section, it's like, it's like,
You know what I'm saying bro? He's so fine. Holy shit. Shout out Natalie by the way kiss God
I want him so bad
Jeez jeez jeez jeez jeez jeez. I mean
Yeah, man. I mean
Hey
Paid chatters like I guess miles with the tier one. I love you God bless you
Oh, that's pretty much it. What are we after today? That's pretty much it, right?
Muda needs two times this to be able to shower but I want to shower that big one
day but it'd be so cool
hey bro you cannot take my girl from me gang listen chat y'all can't take my
girl from me gang you can't bro look at Rod on trying to take my girl
I'm not cheating, I'm Mooda!
Guys, Mooda is my big nose.
Where are you and Mooda together?
Yeah, I'm Mooda's girl.
That's Aura. That's Aura.
That's Aura, bro. Listen.
Unfortunately, I don't know why Jinxie's girl got cheated on.
I don't know why Jinxie got cheated on,
But, yeah, bro. Unfortunately, hey, at least I didn't get cheated on, bro.
JT got cheated on, I didn't get cheated on, bro, at least.
Wait, did Sakura also... did Sakura also...
Sakura was for the streets, that's why. Oh, god.
Damn you to bark for me.
Good boy.
What is the next VR stream? Tonight, bro.
Tonight tonight is the next dream tonight
No VR chat no VR no VR chat no VR chat we're not gonna do VR
Because actual VR because JC made a good point. He's like, yo, they need to see our faces
You guys are not going to see our faces bro
Like you know, I feel like seeing my face is way better than just seeing you know
That was the best stream, like, ever.
Alright, that's enough for today.
I mean
I'm done
I'm done.
Alright chat.
Alright chat, listen.
Are you all ready?
Are y'all ready?
What time is it?
20 v 2?
Frank, you don't want to know, bro.
Chat, the 20 v 2 is 10 p.m.
EST.
so yeah I'm not a lie y'all are gonna have to stay up for that bro yeah because
unfortunately you don't know you guys have to stay up for it because if you
don't stay up for it I'm going to literally drop a bomb on your house in
Minecraft bro all right like today no no no you're not watching the Vaude
Bro, you're watching it live, bro. Hey y'all are watching it live, bro. Y'all are not no no no no no no no no
There's no there's no we're not we're not up for uh, no no no y'all are watching by the way
Do y'all see this big ass pimple?
Anyway, yes, bro. Y'all are not. Y'all are not going to sleep tonight. You have to watch
it. I don't care, bro. You have to. That's 5 a.m. idiot. I'm not sleeping. Did Jinxie
not say 8pm. I mean maybe he changed it to 8pm. Let me ask him.
you
Wait, so when do I get my discord picture?
Alright. Alright chap. Are y'all ready?
Dude, do I- Chesh, should I put a pimple patch on my pimple?
Do I not have a pimple patch on my pimple right now?
Chat spam mute everybody gets back. Yeah famous for getting unmodded.
Alright. Badir you're getting unmodded.
Alright, yep. Nice fucking retards. Alright. Some ranked competitive.
Real odd, you're with these 14 months. I love you so much. God bless you.
Mudo, warm up? Chat, should I warm up? Yes or no?
Chat, do you guys want to see some good gameplay today? Yes or no?
Or should I just work out or fuck you don't care and I should do my play
I
I spent content wrong I spoke on it's wrong fuck your money your money your money adding your money adding you oh
She didn't catch it. She didn't catch it. She didn't catch it
Anyway, chat before they do anything, can y'all rate me on a scale of 1 to 10?
you
Thank you.
Did I do it with VR? I'm ready to jive.
JX is not going to do VR. I won't do VR.
JX said it's better if they see our faces.
So that's why he's not doing VR.
And I don't want to be the only one that does VR.
Bro, who the fuck wants to see your ugly faces anyway?
That's the reason you can feel the tension and the urgencies
Last chance I get to make sure that you take it for granted
Take this shit the hardest
That's nice and you look perfect
If we do a song and slap it in
That's nice thinking my kids to work with me
You're overnight celebrity
You're one day star
So I apologize that I'm in this bitch for eternity
I am a reflection of all your insecurities
Closed doors
Hey, what's going on guys?
My name is
Hey, what's going on guys?
Ah, I just want to tell y'all about you and me
Lobby is one of the best players in the entire world
I got rank 1 in multiple conflicts I'm on title, but I'm going to carry you this game with ease.
You're him, bruh.
I want to let y'all know that you are currently talking to the chosen one.
So, I will last this game with ease, alright?
Everyone sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
Hey.
Okay, fuck man.
They got noice. They got noice.
There you see, huh?
Wait, wait, they're going garage.
I'm fucking lying.
They're coming to the garage.
Sleepy.
Render 3 locks, Render 3 locks, we'll see you tomorrow at 8-1.
Nice job, it's a one-bed.
He has armor, like what am I supposed to do?
He has armor like what do y'all want me to do bro he has armor
Huh like what do y'all want me to do he has armor there
I'm here.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, I'll see you.
One's backside. There's only two out, I don't know where the other two are.
There's five.
That gun is just so OP, like what do I do bro?
Oh my god.
I'm out of here.
Why?
I'm out of here.
Where'd it go?
Is this pre-recorded or live?
Yo, dumbass.
You're on Twitch!
It's live!
I'm out of here.
Dumbass! You're on Twitch! It's live!
I mean maybe get off of your fucking drone and fucking help me he's pushing
he's pushing he's pushing like this guy's distracting him with the fucking
drone like maybe get off the drone and shoot him
I'm gonna hit Ascendant bro, it's all good.
Chat's okay bro, I mentally prepared myself bro, I'm gonna hit Ascendant, it's all good.
Solo to Radiant is literally an impossible thing to do without delay.
They're harder to get rank one.
One from B, one from B, guys. They're coming from B.
why do I even bother watching this shit I mean honestly dude I don't blame you
bro why do I even bother playing this fucking game no I should actually we
should all tough for we should all tough for and just get on something else that's
where to go. Yeah, I agree, bro. We should be playing 3B. Okay, we play 3A every round,
right? Okay, so we're gonna play 3B now. And if they go A, I'm going to punch my fucking
Right
Oh
My god, we almost lost that oh my god we almost lost that
How much did it cost you to hire the Wind Traders?
See a dark coming for you
I guess I didn't see him I
Mean they just double jet smoke here and here so I can't see anything and if I drew on above it. Oh, yeah, perfect
oh my god bro like what the fuck man first game on we're just getting fucking
There we go!
Fuck it!
Like bro!
What's up for me?
What is that?
And this one too?
He's on the left
Like, I don't know, like FF FF FF FF
Or maybe not, I don't know, I mean it's up to y'all.
I think they'll fuck this shitty-ass game.
Should we get out of here? Maybe we should grow a pair of balls.
Let's fight mid, let's fight mid, let's fight mid.
Yeah, I think they're gonna go for it.
I'm gonna hold that big window.
I'm gonna take this cam.
See? They're already going out of here.
They're all default.
Erdian.
He's in ceiling, in ceiling, fighting me.
Default one, two towards default one on none.
Soap liner.
I haven't touched Valorant in like four years nor do I watch content about it but there's
no way this is what a double region rake one looks like sob emoji.
bro like I mean dude it's that no it's not how it's not
one one down
It was making noise.
Nianci.
It's Nianci.
I can't do anything bro, I can't do anything bro.
What am I supposed to do, bro?
genuinely, what am I supposed to do, bro?
I don't know.
Bro, how hard can it be to hold C?
I'm gonna see this shit, bro.
Let's see.
What did I do?
I killed one.
What did I do?
Now they're gonna go away now, bro.
You know they're gonna go away.
I mean, there's no way.
There's no way.
nine rounds in a row they have a way
why don't this is the round
i guess that's how it works
well if they kill me they're probably gonna like
spam chokes and
and neon walls
i'm glad
they hold the wall
go go go
watch this
hey darryl
hi c
i love you running up
ayyy
yup
i was running up
ward an a
just stay safe
they're not running up
good sound
Missed on the wall, he can't exit now.
I can ult the B point.
One from B.
Two from B.
And you're out of window.
He's probably gonna push his phone.
You're gonna ask me with these 13 months I love you God bless you thank you
come here, I just don't want to go
yeah, I'm just going to walk down to you
now we go
I'm coming here
yeah, I'm coming here
I'm coming here
I'm coming here, I'm coming
I think that's where you're running.
Yeah, it was up here.
He was looking at air, so he's trying to think.
You can be walked through B to our ceiling soon.
I can open the other one.
I'll shut behind you soon.
Sees the gap now.
One thirty-five on, sir.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
30 seconds left on it.
I planted.
I'm gonna go now, I'm sorry.
Happy, happy, happy!
Happy, happy, happy, happy!
Wait, he's falling.
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy!
You're good.
This is my happy song. I like to sing it all day long.
I'll teach you the words, then you can sing along.
Happy, happy, happy!
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy!
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that he's going to spawn.
Get out of my way!
Not nice here.
Hey Darjeet, that's here. Running up long fast. He's already up long.
He's in, he's in. In back side.
Alright, one shot, Jay. I said two shots.
Hmm
You know, they're probably gonna fight it it's pretty
Don't see it's easy. But it's okay. I'm gonna I'm gonna go long after
I
Jump garage drop that grass
Like what I shared playing the deal there one enemy remaining
Nice
She just got away and she took my word for it. That's all I had to say
See long you go see long
You're the shirt man
Yeah
Thank you
All right, that's
Well, I'm gay
Good is it childish to eat apples in 2026
Yeah
Like keep it a buck me chat mood are you cloned just running it down we fake a we fake a go see we fake a go see
All right jet smoke this run up smoke here fake dashing. I'm gonna wall up
I hold it.
Get him.
Help save me.
Where's my log, guys?
Look at that.
He ran a truer.
Oh, good.
I got spike.
Seifer's gonna be here. He under and out of garage.
I'll go and vet him.
I'm out of here.
I'm done.
Almost out.
one
small one
two small one
cipher and so
two small one
not fair to
There it is!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Alright, now listen. Take A and go C again, let's go.
Nah, you know what? Let's actually go in this round. Let's actually go in this round.
I'm going to run out of the swamp, okay you got an outlaw, peeking short right now peeking
Yes, like the angle.
Now, lock.
And me on...
Cover square.
Well speaking, lobby.
That's my bad for speeding up short.
Seems there's not to be there.
All good even a blind squirrel finds a nut
I'm out of here.
Blocking site.
Go, go, go.
Target.
One point right there.
Remaining where's it?
Well, I hit the fucking wall my big nose at the wall
Yeah, now we're back
I was gonna literally fucking break something if we lost that by the way chat
I can buy both of you all right let's walk that's what I'll fake a me and jet we're gonna
do the same shit we're gonna run up a I'm gonna go back see okay
No, no, no, no, you know what let's go see let's just go see
I'm not gonna need to get this bomb anymore.
They keep trying to silence us.
I need to drop. I'm gonna go.
Salamat, thanks.
How'd it go?
Alright, um...
How'd it go?
Yes, um...
Alright, thanks to you, we're gonna go back.
me jet we're gonna do our entry you guys gonna go see jet don't actually
entry dogs I'll drop a dash you're gonna walk out bro you can walk up and
What's this?
One enemy remaining.
All down.
Spice down A.
Last player standing.
I mean, I tried my best, bro.
Like, who is it?
I don't know, bro.
But I tried, bro.
Are you two hiding short or what?
Oh my god.
Well, one person, no chat.
I don't know what you're up to, but there's still one like, sure.
Hive eyes!
That's the only thing I could have made my mood better.
Hive eyes, I love you.
Hive eyes, my team is assed!
This guy is going 1 in 17!
If you're from the Hive Eyes, ray-tight me.
If you're from the Hive Eyes, ray-tight me, girl.
They're from the high-rise raids like me.
Two A-links, two A-links, AWPers.
Sofa, sofa's dead.
Just these guys, it was well-played with you.
Darm, one and 18 by the way.
One and 18 by the way.
One and 18?
This guy goes one and 18.
I'd rather him have, I would have rather him be DC'd so we get the extra credits.
Like I genuinely would have rather him DC'd so we get extra credits at the end of every round, bro.
What in a diiiick?
What are you good for?
Calm down it's just a game, Gucci's, you're honestly right bro, but your dick is small,
but you're honestly right bro, I'm not gonna lie.
High-vives I love you, high-vives why'd you end bro, I would have been so down to
play Rocket League with you bro, we should have played Rocket League dude, oh my god
my first game on I get a fucking guy that goes one and 18 20 rounds and he
managed to get one kill out of 20 rounds 20 rounds bro 20 rounds at least the
one and 18 didn't break four of my monitors just saying plague my mom plague
every time I fucking swing my nose around does not mean I break your
fucking monitors. My nose isn't fucking big.
Like, I don't know why you guys keep spamming this fucking nose emojis, bro.
My nose isn't big! Like, fuck!
Yes, the fuck it is. Oh my God.
Yo short storms with the one two months. I love you so much. God bless you. Yo, I'm serious. Oh my god
Stop with that fucking shit, bro. I'm so serious stop spinning fucking nose, bro. Calm down at Jinxie's friend
Just keep on talking, just keep on talking.
I
fucking shitty ass game
I know why I just can't wait to have
I can't wait to have ESACs tonight with
Jinxie bro that's my favorite thing bro
at least tonight me and Jinxie are
going to find our wives on the ed8 bro
on ed8 VR chat that's honestly what I'm
happy for bro genuinely like genuinely
I just can't wait to have ESACs with
with JinxE tonight seriously. Can I join and it's a lemon.
Oh, I mean we always have room for one more. Hi guys, daddy. We always have room for one more.
Like are you serious? Of course we have room for one more.
High-vives are you're gonna be our waiter like what are you what are we doing in this 20 v2 are you gonna be any high-vives?
Like you have to be in there, right like you have to or
You're gonna be with the one actually I can't leak that one, but
I'm pretty sure he told you right then jigsie tell you about
I can't I can't say I don't want to say anything on chat and stream
First time actually watching your streams and damn you're fucking ugly bro. Yo Gucci
You're fucking chalk bro. Shut the fuck up
Yes
Grrrr, Grrrr, Gucci Mogs you check his profile picture.
Yeah Gucci, I'm not gonna lie, uh, Gucci you're chopped bro.
Gucci you're fucking chopped. I'm not Mogged. Why are y'all saying Mogged?
I'm not, I'm not Mogged, he did not Mogged me.
Why are you guys saying Mogged?
You're the one talking Pinocchio.
Holy shit, at least he has a normal nose.
Your chop stopped projecting.
Ah
Oh my god
Fuck take this game bro. I was my place. You want to like kill myself in Minecraft bro. Every time
Every time bro every time I play this game. I don't want to fucking
like oh please we seem you got on the top of the market here's our one-man
question
you watch your bro you can't be obnoxiously loud and have a nose at
at the same time pick a struggle.
I'm struggling, I'm beating.
That's good enough, they're both people there.
Ha.
I mean, why are you guys laughing at that?
Stop, I was just saying that.
I don't get to.
Moody, your face is too long,
even if you had a nose job,
your face would look even weirder.
I can't lie, bro.
Like, does my, bro, are you all like on dick,
I don't look chopped. I look good, bro. I look good, bro. What do you guys mean? I look chopped
I don't look chopped. I look good. I look good, bro. What do y'all say? Like seriously, I look good
Mawai sign
Yo, what is up with this balding emo elephant ears?
Bro, why does bro have a lazy eye like oh my god, bro
yo y'all are not funny bro trust me y'all are not funny bro no bro y'all
no I'm sorry yeah mooders eyes I'm in a one-way smoke I'm not
I have trigger bomb. I downloaded an external program yesterday where it detects trigger
response time
I
Trust each other that's all
Like I just I don't know dude, maybe I just I don't know bro
and how do I play this map
not another step
I'm not in here
it's quite difficult
ah
yeah I ran through the double door
watch out
go go go
I only saw one of them
the fuck are you shooting at dumbass? the fuck?
i love to fuck down
off it all
i'm being chased
this one's just fucked up how to come
right mid one
are you fucking stupid kj?
are you actually fucking braindead?
what? what do you want?
how the fuck does your alarm bot go down
and you say it calm nine minutes later
and your name is have fun
how the fuck am i supposed to have fun with you on my fucking team?
let them play bro, let them play
is that time?
yo
that's it
i love you bro
what about the whole door though?
Sorry KJ for my cortisol spiking, but I apologize.
It's okay, get the anger out now.
Sorry bro, I just, I don't know, bro.
I don't like that delay on the comms there.
I thought you picked up your alarm bot.
I didn't know it was broken,
which caused me, I could have wrote in it earlier,
which meant I could have killed more and I died.
And I honestly, to be honest, even if it was your fault,
I shouldn't be shit talking yet.
It's a really bad thing to do.
So I apologize.
Fair reflection.
you
I hit him 40, plus his 80, he's hit 120, he's one shot.
Moody your nose with the XL bag of Doritos? Like what the fuck?
Nice. No stop that shit. We are not doing that shit. Fuck that shit. We are not doing
that shit. Fuck no. Hell no. No, no, no. We are not doing that shit. You are are.
you are are are you face rug like do I look like a face rug I had someone tell
me I like Tyson at the other day like what
I did not know that's an angle so you know what I will never have that angle again.
What the fuck?
Big nose bomber.
You?
Arar?
You?
Arar?
Who's mad?
Change your title from solar to radiance to solo to diamond.
Once upon a time, Muda had a nose so big it got its own postcode, living room and
produces its own own wife, Ryan.
Just be grateful that your nose can do that, big.
I'm gonna swagger
What are you guys laughing at you fucking assholes we laugh now stop saying retweet
Muda can you and stream please like
I'm trying to work here big nose bummer then press off of my stream
Like what?
Maybe just mute your mic for us.
I'm f-
I dare you stop outside I dare you I dare you just leave me alone don't die there
those walking my cross there and they're going to die okay
Watch for my tent everyone. If I throw it left and you go right, I can't use it or hurt you
Chat if you're a girl and you would go on a date with me type one
Type one if you would go on a date with me if you were a girl
Why is everyone spamming too?
two more at least
it's okay
if I tab out and look at my chat and I see the following your ass holy shit get
off the game, you went trade it, your nose is long, um, you're a terrorist, anything
like that. I am going to ban you. If I tap out and I see the following, you are going
to get banned, you are going to get banned.
I
I'm out of here.
I think I'm retarded wait they're not true they're not true I genuinely think I'm retarded
um yeah I think I'm retarded
you guys are genuinely the best team I've ever seen my entire life I won't lie like I
think I genuinely would fuck all of you in a real art sex I love you bro thank
Thank you, bro. I love you.
Where are they?
You want to play? Let's play.
Yeah, just funny.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
30 seconds left.
Shut up.
Don't say anything.
Shut up.
Don't fucking say anything.
Shut the fuck up.
All right?
Shut up.
Stop.
Say.
I'm sorry.
I genuinely despise you.
Who is the terrorist top left of my screen?
Like what?
Like what is this?
in the half
Osama bin Muda like like this is the exact shit. I'm talking about bro. This is the exact shit. I'm talking about
this is my happy song I like to sing it all day long
I'll teach you the words, then you can sing along
Happy, happy, happy
I feel like something's inside of me.
ahhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhh
where are you?
go go go!
I got a tree
chambered up
um
let's go
I'm not in here
down mid
PLS look at the camera and tell me that your eyes are straight. Well my eyes are straight. I don't have a lazy eye
I don't have a lazy eye. No one in my life has ever told me I have a lazy eye. I don't have a lazy eye. You're gonna force and hit it
it like bro I don't have a lazy eye just walk up there
Let's leave it over here.
Yep.
I'm gonna dog me, you guys walk a bit.
Okay, okay.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
55 on the way.
I have two smoke in Stem.
That's a lot.
Last player standing.
I've seen it.
There were both of them.
I'm out of here. I've seen it
They were both in there
I'm out of here
You got a reload. That gun's broken, bro
I mean does it matter we cannot do no wrong I think like it's 4 and 13 I feel like
let's see if we go mid doors with a dog first all right dog this mission is not
a neon fuck connected to smoke that's wrong then we go link don't fight
I'll go late, I'll go late, BF.
Where are you?
Bring them down!
Come on, go!
What?
Out of charges!
He's on the ground, he's on the ground.
We're good!
Okay, so...
They're here, one guy died, connector...
No one listens to my call.
Turn the volume clear.
Yo, go away, go away.
No.
I tell you what I'm saying.
Okay, fine. I mean, I don't know, why would I ask?
Just walk up, walk up to you and I can pop.
J flow bros breathing in 4k mood as sell your nose as a dildo
I'm not gonna go for it!
People, run now!
I'm not gonna go for it!
CT!
I'm not gonna do it.
I'm stuck.
My call will work if you guys just listen to me by the way.
Um...
Everyone, except one person, which is B main,
You don't swing the main until we control sites.
KJ, go be main.
Don't swing this until we are on site.
No one fight connector. You're going to smoke connector.
Faye, you're going to dog clothes.
Then we are going to run lane.
No one swing connector.
If one person dash, then I'll ult a floor and it's gonna be a 4v5.
Bring them down.
I'm out of here.
I don't know bro, I don't like this.
I know
You know guys every time I play this game, I want to grab a fucking
There's Jfulo my chat before I say this one sec
This man's mid doors with with a judge
I need to charge, I need to live
He's not a single person older than you
Muzumu with the two months, thank you so much for your Prime sub, I love you
Where's my gun?
Here
Yes, the mind, yes.
It's all about.
She's too no-do.
45 meter.
I'm out of here!
Fuck it!
Come on, go, go!
Fucking blowers, come on, blowers!
I'm a flyer.
It does look like shit.
Nice, yo.
One... nice, good job.
Nice, good job.
Good job.
What do you do?
Good job.
I do.
Smiling, man.
Holy fuck, man.
I mean, I don't know bro, it's all good.
So, bro.
You remind me of this cockroach I stepped on the other day.
We're going together, but like, we're all doing shit on our own.
No, no, we're just, no, no, tags, tags, we're not fucking, just don't over complicated, bro.
We're just losing fights, bro.
Did we talk sex?
No, we just need a plan. You're over complicated with the plan.
Oh, we just got a shit done.
if it is okay then let's go together and shoot them
yo dog this guy here dog this dog this guy here with me bro i'm gonna kill my
judge just dog him out please
go go go
are you stuck dog mid go go go go be there's gonna be an off
I'm out of here.
I'm sorry.
I'm out of far and long.
I assure the judge.
Reloading.
I'm out of here.
Remaining.
One's missing.
Okay, so I'm gonna grab this same shit, bro
It's gonna dog him. I want you to throw a suck over like this, bro
Like if your dog hits bro
Throw a dog here if it hits suck. I'm gonna slide on him and kill him here
We're gonna smoke this and we're gonna go be fuck connector. Hey, hey run a
I
KJ, oh you got one on never mind never mind
go work from my miss score
you by me Richie so I'm at I go that's wisdom
Oh my god, I missed.
Neon Judge is so OP to defend with, bro.
Oh my God!
I'll try one. Keep it.
I'll try one.
6 to go oh my god I don't think I can play this game anymore bro it's completely
ruined for me it's ruined for me it's ruined I can't they gotta fix the
shotguns like I have to have to have to use them myself to win and even then I
still can't win they're just too good at shotguns let's go art again bro go art
again can you I threw here I threw here dog bro do anything I don't know
You guys take that space we don't have to force through it though.
Austin here as well.
I'm out of here.
Close judge.
I can pick up the other one.
One turn neon.
Another one?
I mean it is a neon diff bro the shotgun diff he's better at using a shotgun dude seriously
he is bro I swear to god he is bro he is bro I'm not used to shotguns like I'm not used
to them I use rifles I can't I don't know how to use a shotgun bro
Oh my gosh.
You know what bro, I'm gonna play slow and just pick up my Vandal again.
Maybe that's why.
Maybe that's what it is, bro. I think I just- I-
Bro, am I about to- I'm about to hit Ascendants.
Like literally, I'm about to hit Ascendant.
Elite, bro, I'm doing good, dude. I just wanna like punch my fucking head off.
I'm gonna die here bro be honest
there you don't have it
you blink nice try
go go and speak
have it
no
i'm out of here
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Ah, let's go, let's go.
Oh, okay.
I just don't know why.
Okay, let's go, let's go.
Actually, go back.
i was hacking a bit
get out of my way
gotta go
i don't know
you shouldn't use your slug
are we good
gotta fight it
hold on
fucks out
I have nothing.
I have a third close.
Oxide chamber.
No, no.
There goes one close, guys.
Two left.
One left.
I did one.
I was smoking eight.
No way.
I was left.
No, this was my bad.
I whiffed on like I only shot it.
I was left.
Mods change the title to Road to Solo to Ascendant please.
Mods change the title to Road to Ascendant please.
Solo to Ascendant.
Can someone change that please?
Can someone please change the title to Solo to Ascendant, please?
Alright, mods, can we please change the title to Solo to Ascendant?
Thank you.
Yeah, can we please change the title to Solo to Ascendant, please?
Thank you, thank you, bro. Thank you. I appreciate you, bro. Thank you
Now I'm gonna go upstairs and grab some snacks so I can stress snack on and
Try my best not to blow my brains out in Minecraft or Roblox. All right
All right
I'll be right back I'll be right back
I
the
and
Yes
I'm out of here.
I don't think you can run.
Why? How come?
Alright.
Muted, muted, muted, muted.
I think to get it
Yo, the next person to be a first-time chatter
gets a hundred dollars scammer that's holy shit
of
the
I should have slid in it.
I don't know what I was thinking.
I don't know why I did that.
I should have slid into it.
Oh
Mooda my Indian friend, I'm not Indian. I'm Lebanese. I'm not Indian. I'm Lebanese. I'm arrow arrow
Jubonese
I mean, Jesus.
We kind of just have to hitchhike and do a mid-trip.
I think see what we're gonna find.
There's an enemy on this stuff.
We're gonna see, we're gonna see again.
I'm gonna shock top C.
We're gonna move my way.
hey Muda when do you want to do the segment chat when do you guys want me to
do a job
that's right nice bow neon is so OP for entering holy shit I did not realize how
OP on us. Jazz, do you see live? I want to tell him, I want to, is he, is he ready for
the date today? Is he ready for the date tonight? Is he, is he ready for the date
Tonight
Is he ready for the date tonight
Jinxies Indian friend, I'm not fucking Indian dumbass like damn ball. Let's go see again. See again. See again. See again. I like that
one more backstack nice bro one more one more one more and the smoke nice
Walk walk walk walk walk walk
48
Report them
Same thing though we both we lost to like literally life round
Stop that don't know
Huh, I mean no, why would they stack it? We can't stack something. I mean they did that
No, they play 3-1.
Okay, then you know what? Listen, let's fake A go C then. Fake A go C.
No, no, fake C go A. Sorry, fake C go A. Everyone, everyone run A.
What's going on here?
Next.
CC, boss.
I have CC.
Yeah, I can do CC.
I'm there going.
Thank you.
Y'all like that transfer or no chat?
Chat, do y'all like that transfer yes or no?
Bro chat, can I be honest for a second, bro?
Can I be honest for a second, bro?
I don't know if I have time to move into a new house, bro.
Like, it's actually scaring me, bro.
It's actually scaring me.
I'm done.
Like, I have one month left.
No, Melvin, actually.
And why the f-
Oh, Melvin, who the f-
Why are you messaging off my operators, bro?
Huh? Why are you in a group called my operators, bro?
oh my god bro next thing you know I show speed has 40 million viewers bro
she shocks her
I'm holding my window right now, I'm not fighting.
Keep going, keep the clock, keep the clock.
one enemy remaining.
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go, nice, good job.
chat do y'all want the 2v1 after this game yes or no
ok bye
well that's a good one
y'all better first
Let's go!
I'm dead.
Go, go, go!
I'm dead.
I can grab the bomb.
There.
What are you?
Yeah.
I'm gonna spike.
I'm gonna see what I can do.
I'm getting there.
I want to go away.
see
Run knife don't fucking
You should get close to me see yeah
I was looking for a friend
Let me find the rest.
They have cage all, they have cage all, get ready.
Yeah, I'm gonna find someone real quick.
Tell them so though.
They're not gonna wall.
Yeah, they're not, they would have ulted already.
No, no, no wall, no wall.
One more, 40. Hold on.
Jinxy calling jinxy calling jinxy calling I
Mean yo if one more person tricks me with that you're getting bad
Like what I understand
We should fake a and get the kids you all talk and the honor cost I'm close to my
you look like my ball stack with a big nose
what are we doing sorry?
I'll see then I won't go see, give me me an arena, give me me an arena I won't go see
save your dart, just don't even dart, don't even dart, don't even dart
Oh, there!
You're in debt!
Stuck it!
Oh, really?
We should go for the rest.
You should.
Rest?
Okay, let's break down first.
Oh, okay.
Just see me.
Go, go, go!
I need to back off.
I'm out of here!
There's three here.
Just go see.
Fuck the rest.
All right.
I already fucked the tank down.
Almost out!
Standing ahead.
I
Did not find
you
I had a black coffee today instead of a salted caramel cream cold brew from Starbucks.
I had a black coffee with milk instead and honestly bro it's crazy.
Did your dick got leaked?
See, I got CC, CC, CC.
Are you fine?
Bang
35 murder him kill him
This this oxen with the tear when I love you
Crease the tear when I love you. I had sex with my brother last night with the tear when I love you
Thank you guys. I appreciate y'all bro
See I got fix you this time fix you this time and we're gonna go away fix you go away
Hey mood up my name is Selena
I want to say you have a normal nose and I want to say I want to have sex with you mood up, please
By the way, whoever said by armor cinnamon crunch. Thank you, bro. I appreciate you
Go go go go go
Oh my god.
We have it.
I'll smoke for A.
Okay.
I was smoking for A.
You're a sub-5, you need 5 Rhino Plasties.
Hi Muda, my name is H.V.A. and I want to let you know that your nose is as big as a boulder.
Also, your Valorant skills are very poor.
If Muda stands close to a wall, bricked up, does his nose touch the wall first?
Like a cross-eyed big nose freak.
Hi Muda, my name is Selena and I want to say you look very good.
Thank you Selena.
Let's watch him struggle.
Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah
No peeking.
I'm out of here.
No peeking.
I'm out of here.
Come on.
You might be a goomba.
I'm in here, I'm in here.
Don't take grass, take grass, take grass, take grass, more, more, more, more, I want more.
fight planted
i did like it just like
i'm holding
gotta go
we love
we're gonna smoke her
we love
we're gonna go
we love
gotta go
we're gonna reload it
i'm out of here
why is this here?
i slid, why didn't it slide
Hi Muda, my name is Sidney Sweeney, alt account and your nose is bigger, okay.
Wachie Pinocchio playing Valorant wasn't on my 2026 list.
Zax with the prime sub. I love you. God bless you
Nothing good
Someone's here
We need help on it
a lot of launch work.
I feel like.
What are we getting more IRL streams?
Probably like never bro. IRL streams like are very rare for me bro.
That's never going to be my like.
I don't like IRLing that much to be honest.
I like sitting at my desk.
I feel like I connect with you guys way more on a desk than in real life content.
Love it.
You know? Like I just feel like my professionality is, you know, fuck you.
Alright.
Tonight I wanna show you a...
Milmuda, I just got done with work and was wondering when are you streaming today?
Yo, dumbass.
I'M LIVE RIGHT NOW!
I'm out of here!
Oh, well, go!
kill it
fuck these
im out of here
they're already snucksy
yeah
k gay right now
waila as well
nice
oh i just...i'mnt sure i'm sure
hey dude
healing oh my oh god bro this is not good chat
I don't know, fuck me on it.
Just one through on the faked ones.
Oh god, I don't know dude.
Muda, when's the fucker fan contest?
go, go, go, go
smoke seat, smoke seat, smoke seat
smoke seat
he's gross dude
yeah he is
one more AKJ
smoke rock
smoke it
one horn guy
and she took my word for it, that's all I had to say
Robin, girls
One is outside here
Yeah, one outside here
Excuse me
Thanks, control
Hey, see the B.A.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay
I'm in the line, I can't get my lead
I think it's all 3-1
Yeah, all 3-1, all 3-1
I mean I had the right play but what did I do wrong?
Like do I go long?
No one goes short bro, really?
You're just walking the spike and then slide
That's like I was they didn't know you're a friend
I think they knew bro
I mean even even if they did know like they didn't push like
Man
I'm strong, there's like three, they're going for a C-splice.
I'm ready to see, so that's it.
Like one three one one three one
Connor eats Connor eat pant with the prime of love you jay with the prime of love. Oh
There's no way. I'm losing this game
Oh, like I don't understand driver curse on my fucking account
I'm holding hold on there
of
the
of the
of
the
mhm
MMMM
MMMMMM
I
Fight planted close the prime. Oh my fucking god
One turn on two, yeah, bro, whatever
We can't like we have to walk down because we have no sense here like every time they
open some of the edges walk down mid or some shit because they're just rotating in their
spawn.
I mean, I don't even know, bro.
I feel like no matter what I do, it's not enough.
I feel like it's not, like, I don't know.
I feel like no matter what I do, it's not enough. It's never enough.
Go, go, go!
Ailee in the open.
I was like, I was at 2.
Okay, I'm just gonna run.
Go, go, go!
I'm going to be back to it.
Bro, I'm in close logs, K50.
Bro, I hate you guys, man.
Get me out, bro!
Fuck this game, bro!
this game bro this game ranked is just so dead bro straight this dead bro Jesus
cry this game's dead bro I don't care bro
seems dead every time I play ranked I just want to hold it like fuck me bro
fucking hate this shitty ass game
yeah I don't know anyone in the world to play this game longer than three
hours don't becoming suicidal in Minecraft like genuinely bro it's
impossible like how do you win games no matter what happens I never win games
go go go
are you going to swing dog?
off of here
they did not turn in
we're just fine, we're going to KJ out there
you have to look good in front of me
help me, you help me?
hold on
they're alive
three running away
Anyway, we're at the back straight.
One full stop, full stop.
It's the only TP.
Planner, see ya.
He's walking garage.
I'm down.
Engage.
Jumping up the window.
Jumping up.
Default.
This game is winnable bro.
Lock in!
No, we can win this bro.
We can win this, please.
Kicked out the fuse.
It's gonna have been there, bro.
Five years ago, would you actually ever thought that you would be streaming with people such
as Jinxie and would gain such a big following?
What would you say with people with the same passion to do this work?
I mean, bro, you gotta believe in yourself.
That's it, to be honest.
I always knew I was gonna, like, I feel like when you go into anything in the world,
whatever you want to do you have to have like a delusional mindset like you
have to know it works out before it works out
they're going garage you know
no no going to say it's silent it's silent go back it's alright nothing I
didn't buy shield there's just now joining I didn't buy shield so giving
Four is over with the Prime, I love you, God bless you.
Stick to VRChat, little bro, and meow for e-girls.
Go, go, go!
Gotta go!
Muda, ignore all the positive comments.
Just gonna walk into the window again.
There's no sova on this game.
Just a little bit.
Let's retake garage soon.
You're flogged, Muda?
I'm out of here.
I have a dish smoked from the Salak smoke though.
I'm gonna give you a kill dude.
Just one more.
He's up top.
On site.
Back site! He's on back site.
He saw our TP.
I just want more
Nice you kill more right now. You killed the guy next to it. Nice to fill up.
Back to you.
What why why don't you do that? What?
So many questionable plays here. Yo full green utile by the way, they're both backside silver art
Yeah, bro. What? I mean bro doesn't matter bro shut up
You hear him bruh
This guy's like dead?
This guy's already dead, says bro.
Like my calm fucking bro.
You're a hymn.
Yeah, also, yeah, I know, did you notice that, bro?
Did you notice that bro? Full green utile by the way. On soba, I'm not responsible.
Shuck it from me.
Is that a face filter? Hate from Earth.
Like what do you mean hate from earth love from Tel Aviv
Z. R. Sars with the tier one. I love you so much. God bless you.
so what's up?
did they smoke you off?
so what's up?
one hit
oh no
i'm not sorry
what's up?
I'm out of here.
Yeah, that bomb though.
I'm going to shoot.
They're both there.
There's double flanks.
Hey.
Okay.
Flank up long.
We're flanking.
I'm out.
That's a...
He's running, he's...
It's like down a
Oh my god, wait such a w comment love from California don't listen to the haters mooder when I do it's all jokes
And honestly your works very hard to get here and your nose is not big and you aren't ugly dude
Thank you very much. I appreciate you mooder
Do you think the astronauts that went to space yesterday can see your gigantic nose from the shuttle therein?
I'm out of here.
What do you want to do with this, but what is this?
One might still be close to us.
I mean, I don't know what to do.
Like, I mean, what are you sending me a picture of right now, huh?
Like, genuinely.
I mean, why is this guy adding me?
Riot Games at Riot Support at MoodaFPS, this guy is throwing my game right this darn second.
Like, why are you adding me?
Like, do you think I work with the fucking head office of Riot Games?
And Frank, I saw what your fucking tag is for, dumbass. I'm not pressing that.
I didn't know FaZe Rug played Valorant, it's like, shh.
Oh my god, you want to hit him no
Fuck you so it's a good ass round from you
It's a good ass fucking around from you. Holy shit
still a bitch don't fuck you that's some good aim
the next Artemis mission should be to investigate the black hole that is
your humongous colossal black hole of a nose
yo we go see we go see we go see we go see we go see
You don't see.
Don't slow this, please.
Yes, I have, I have, I have, I have Erlingo.
Bro, what a good blind.
Like, that's just some good ass support, bro.
Left, left, left.
They're up down, there's three here.
You gotta come sight there with us right now.
Oh my god, it's always my bad and not gonna fuck you in your bed.
It's always my bad and never fuck me until I'm in bed.
I don't know, it's never that, bro, whatever. All good.
Can I redeem no facecam please it's hard to watch with the nose in the way like I'm
literally going to fucking break everything in my setup suit like Jesus like oh my god
hold on window
oh gosh, he's running along, he could be in window soon
i'm gonna hold window
everyone else go A, one step A, one step A.
We're gonna flash A long.
No, no, no, no, no.
If you wanna run this guy down, you know, probably die.
Please, please, you break the door there.
We're gonna fix you, we're gonna fix you.
Listen, right now, you're gonna flash right here, please.
I'm gonna wall, I'm gonna stun back site.
I'm just gonna flash and run A. Everyone go A.
Go A.
Baka!
Break my turret, break my turret!
Three, two, one.
I
Mean just wait a little longer
Rest so we just run beat
They're all there
I'm a tag on spot
I'm going for us guys, don't die.
Oh my god, he's fucking loud.
He's probably still there.
Not sure.
I'm out of here. I'm out of here. Hold on window. Hold on window.
She's all done with him.
I'm just breaking the cage into her.
80 on my left.
Help me, help me, Salva. Help me, help me, help me.
80, nice success.
There, where's one?
I
In the window peeking you in the right now a lot
I feel for you.
Coming strong.
Donate.
She's a moron.
I'm gonna get her.
Cross the right.
You're feeding, you're feeding!
He's alive.
Bang!
Oh my god.
Oh my god
You're gonna fight this guy, Abrah? What did you say, Sova?
When we made noise, he just walked up
Bro, just go away, man
Just go away, please, god
Sure
I'll dart and I'll hold the flame
And we win it
Just careful short, cause I'm not drowning it
Bro Moodo NGL, you're actually funny and your energy carries the stream.
But I swear your nose being the man you have for this whole time just holding angles and peeking before you.
The
one around this guy isn't flint. That's awesome.
Bro I don't know what we're doing wrong. Are we going too fast? Are we going too slow?
Sorry, like we I tried faking seeing going a it didn't work. So that was playing slow when we went fast on a we
They still running on it and so men home and way le I think it is
Yeah, they're going.
Get a CP.
Go, go, go!
That's short.
Okay, they're there, graffiti.
Oh, wow.
One graffiti.
All that.
40 on them.
One graffiti.
One default.
Whatever.
SPAM
I do 1v2 every rank
let's do 1v2 every rank
whatever bro
let's do 1v2 every rank
oh my god
yo fullf check
i message fullf
oh man
Oh my god.
Irons.
And they're both level 20s.
Alright chat, listen, alright I'm gonna do my YouTube intro chat, I'm gonna do my YouTube
intro, I'm gonna do my YouTube intro, don't fucking, you know, put it on guys, yo can
Can I get Defender please?
Okay.
Yo, uh, I'm gonna do my YouTube intro.
Do not start this shit and say hi YouTube.
You guys do this every single fucking time.
Don't start with that shit, all right?
Hey, what's going on YouTube?
My name is Muda, back with another YouTube video.
And in today's YouTube video, what we're gonna be doing is we're gonna be doing
a 1v2 every rank in Valorant until I lose. Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe,
and comment down below what you'd like to see next. Also, type ZW1 if your penis is
big. Anyway, let us further review, like this video, and enjoy. Alright, www, www,
Ww all right, let's go. Yeah, all right, let's go
L intro what is that trash ass intro?
All right, what is a good anyone just like what do you think we'll do we need to win bro? I hear them
What is a good character?
Should I go breech for like the stun and the blind?
I don't know.
I sell, I feel like I sell is too stiff.
I sell is too stiff.
Honestly bro, maybe just jet.
Not over complicate things.
This is called jet bro, it's not over complicate anything.
Ooh, sova's good too chat.
I'm not gonna lie, sova is good.
By the way, while this loads up chat,
can y'all tell me right now
let's go with 10 go please.
I see the dandruff I don't I don't I don't get dandruff you're just literally talking
on your cock I don't get dandruff
yeah how is dandruff even a thing by
the way like anyone know like what do
you do when you do have dandruff though
like genuinely they just fucked
I
Iron by the way, right iron the other iron. Yep. We are. We are really
I'm just yeah, yeah, yeah, yellow iron, right yellow iron. Yeah on my life, bro
Two counts still iron.
Yeah, yeah, yellow irons though, right?
Yellow irons, yellow irons, yellow irons.
On my mother's soul on my iron.
So I just got shit on by an iron.
Yes.
Fuuuuck!
I
Thought to try harder
Okay, how dad keep this momentum
I
Just all being good, it's just shameless against irons
Alright, so I don't know, like I know these guys are irons, but because they're irons
I play very bad.
So I'm gonna chill, I'm gonna chill, alright I'm gonna chill out, I'm gonna chill out.
Yeah, dude, I'm gonna chill out and I'm gonna play if I was versing radiance. I'm gonna play as if I was versing radiance
Keep up
I love you god bless you
Alright.
She runs even with the tier one.
I love you.
God bless you.
Two, two against irons, you're cooked.
Okay.
I mean, okay, listen, chat, uh, you know, why don't you do it, Edith?
dates again on jc tonight tonight at 8 p.m. EST it's literally in the in the
title bro come on dude
I love you god bless you I love you god bless you I love you god bless you
I love you bro, God bless you, God bless you, I love you.
How did irons get two rounds on you?
Um, why are titties small?
oh my god she runs you with the 25 gifted oh my god she runs you this
bounce for you bro she runs you this
bounce for you she runs you this bounce
for you bro
Okay, uh...
Psssss, um...
She runs the Amps R.
Fuck you, I'm refunding.
I mean, obviously these guys aren't irons.
I mean, we can all agree these guys are irons
These guys are probably like platinum, bro.
Um, so yeah, like, these guys are probably platinum and I-
Like, first of all, bro, come on.
Level 30 and 23.
The legal limit of fucking rank to play rank this level 20.
I mean okay so from now on whenever we do a segment wait is this is this mood up
is this mood up whatever we do a segment from now on mods I want you to
guys get trackers and if you can't get trackers then I don't want you to fucking
do the segment at all all right I'm gonna just be the last like I don't
even wanted to say I'd rather just I'd rather just find someone else about
either find another mod that can like confirm the trackers because these
These guys are not irons. There's nothing irons about these guys. There's literally nothing irons.
These guys can be plow- immortal for all I care.
It's literally not even irons. They're not irons.
Like gold. These guys are not irons. They're farthest from irons.
you just lost the two irons you're not iron shut up shut up I fucking hate you guys fuck
you guys you're fucking losers I fucking hate you oh my fucking gosh bro fuck everyone
bro oh my god bro oh no divine oh no no no fuck you like actually fuck you fuck
your shitty ass segment genuinely oh my god bro like actually bro like bro what
the fuck is that you guys didn't even try to see if they were irons they're
Level 20! It's a barely level 20 account! It's so obvious! It's so obvious! They're not ironed!
I don't care these are fucking terrible mods. I fucking hate you guys. Like look at this.
What the fuck even is this? Look at this. Oh my god! Like actually, oh my god bro.
Might as well just deem, not at all, might as well deem out Devine and make her a fucking VIP
You know, honestly, you know, you're a fucking VIP from now on, bro. You lost your mod
Alright, and honestly, it might as well be famous too. Where's famous? Ah, Arab is famous
Where's Arab is famous? Is Arab is famous here? Where is Arab is famous? Alright, he's not here
Alright, all good. Yeah, they're both deem modded. Alright, we need new mods, genuinely
Fuck that shit. They're better off as VIPs. Fuck that shit. Second of all, they're not even close to iron
I've been close to iron. I'm getting quadro. This guy is really flicking headshotting me. This guy is immortal, bro
This guy is probably immortal the way he flicked on me. All right. All right
How the fuck bro, I don't give a fuck
I
Don't care literally actually fucking terrible like bullet like they went to level 23 level 23 bro 23
Like bro, like I don't understand, I don't understand, this will be level 23, obviously he's not ironed,
two level 20s and we're still keeping the mire. I don't understand, I don't know, whatever.
Alright, I don't know, I don't know, all good, all good, all good, all good.
Like, I don't understand, all good.
Ahhhh.
I'm gonna do it.
Like, I don't know, I might as well just fuck myself.
I just fucked myself up. I just fucked myself genuinely. I just fucked myself up.
Lost the irons, bro. Irons. Lost the irons.
Iron. They're not even the closest thing to irons. Those guys were literally like, like, literally immortals, bro. Immortals.
Do we even continue on with the segment? Do we even continue on with the segment?
Did we even continue on with the segment?
They had trackers.
you
I
The other guy put it on his mom's life and this guy was doing 360 one taps on me
Just just lock in
I'm blessed. I'm attracted to life chasing my dream. That's the way the stranger might put it through like dude
Like it's just crazy, bro. I don't know. Oh
Maybe we need to play some music and just like calm down, bro
Maybe just calm down. I wonder what these guys are. I wonder what tech I'm about to get hit by
I'm but they get his size up like radiant technology by deadlock jets gonna be up draft dashing right clicking me like it's
2016 phase I'm sure that I have no more confidence anymore to be honest
Level 50 level 40 actually not even level 50 levels 40
Is it going yeah, yeah, okay, I
Can't wait to see this. I actually cannot wait to see these broads bro. I
Can't wait. Let me see. Let's do these broads bro. Let's see these broads
You need to be sponsored by like a camera company because I'm a she is that shit. I hope so one day
This makes sense now
This this makes sense I wide swing and they're not even shooting
This makes sense. I'm getting pre fired and I
I can't make sense, bro.
makes sense
Okay, this makes sense. Why are you hella trying this makes sense? All right, but fuck you, bro
Like why am I trying I wonder why I'm trying
Because I don't know if I'm pressing a bronze or a fucking tier one bro. That's why I'm trying I
Don't know I'm swinging
I
Okay
Well, they weren't irons they were fucking like immortals at least ascended the flat diamond sure
I think you just dropped down to their level.
No, there's not how does that make any sense?
No, no, bro, that, no, that, that, that alt that you did at the end, bro.
I mean, okay.
He has all your knives there.
I'm on it.
And then end up losing to somebody spraying.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry.
Good.
Like I said, use your noses on iron sight.
I swear you'll get better aim.
Okay.
Yeah.
segment band
okay
now this
is this is up
a
if you guys get one round on me i'll give you guys both ten thousand dollars
yes it's a it's a well i'm here on the same
i was lying
none of your image you are made the deal
bundle at least one of the least
okay i'll give you guys both five hundred dollars each of you guys in
this round
I'm trolling, by the way. I'm scamming the shit out of you if you win.
I'm literally scamming you guys if you win, by the way. I'm telling y'all right now.
Yeah, stop the app.
Take everything.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna just wall right away.
out of charges
ha
fuck
I mean I mean I mean I was just saying bro you know any way guys nice play with y'all
And uh, yeah, you're taking to your roots and scamming bro. Oh my god. I'm not a fucking scammer
All right, divine to the next code bro. Send the next code
Send the next code bro
See now chat this makes sense bro
All right, this makes sense. This makes sense, bro
Divine why the fuck are you a Buddha Liz? Why don't you go out?
Come on, why don't you go ahead and tell her why you're not mod anymore?
All right, y'all ready?
Yeah, I'm ready. Let's get it.
He lost to irons
Yeah, lost to irons. Yeah
Lost to irons. By the way, Liz go back into the Vaude. You're gonna see these irons
Spin-botting once out flicking jump movement in me, all right
You know is level 20 and 30 by the way
Level 20 and 30 by the way barely barely barely barely barely making it up there barely even like yeah
Like literally bear barely barely barely barely make me like I don't understand. Let me say sounds
Anyways, chat sits every streamer and their moms, apparently just taking fucking gambling
deals.
Can I take gambling deals too?
Like, what is this?
I'm so confused.
Like, why is everyone taking a gambling deal now?
Chat, type one in the chat if you don't want me to take a gambling deal.
I won't do it.
Type one if you guys don't want me to take a gambling deal.
to if you do want me to become shameless and turn into the devil and take
him with you. W-W-W-W-W. It's a WS community, bro. Yeah, I'm telling you, but I will never
take a gambling deal, bro. The only time, I'm gonna be on a shot. I will only
take a gambling deal if it's a hundred million dollars and then I'll give
away a million dollars to everyone in my shot. All right, so this is
silvers right yeah yeah yeah so how are y'all doing today honestly I'll be
getting my ass hooked in ranked direct back to silver three lost me bro you're
not the only one getting shit on bro I'm literally jumping 40 kills a game it's
still losing that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying bro that's what
I'm saying
Oh
My god
Chat, do you guys think I can beat Silvers?
Yeah, I'm gonna check these guys' trackers, by the way.
These guys are fucking level fucking, I don't even know.
Embarrassing.
Like, Silver 3, divine?
Silver 3.
3.
Girl, this is getting mad with both of her life.
Let me guess, Devani made sure there were 99 rake waiting too?
Were they 99 rake?
Are they 99 rank rating 2?
Was it silver, 399, or RR?
Matter of fact, you don't even deserve VIP, bro.
You don't even deserve VIP, genuinely.
No, you're getting bad, you lester, bro.
Fuck that shit.
Fuck VIP, you don't even deserve VIP.
Fuck no.
Nah, it's you.
Horrible Asmode.
Nah, bro.
Nah, shut up.
Not okay.
sale birth of ragebind blade
like uh, it's crazy
so does it matter bro, I'm still gonna win this
oh they're still gonna win this, it doesn't matter
she's uh, she's insane to me
First of all, divine cock blocks me yesterday at the most extreme level.
Muda, didn't you win, trade? Muda, you're so ass. Muda, it doesn't sell big.
Cock blocks me so hard. Then, in this segment, literally, bro, there's no praise on my downfall. I swear to God.
They will cover!
Like what the fuck type of silver is this?
Roe is flashing the KJ Molly.
They have headphones type aggression.
I mean, hey bro, it doesn't matter dude, we're still going to win.
and use that.
That's good. That's good.
Come on! That's good!
Okay, don't have a single life worth saving.
Good job.
you
Come with me.
Checkmate, bitch.
You never win on this game.
And, uh, that wasn't good out of you.
I didn't think you were gonna kill that angle while you're a smart gold.
Keep him in on sights.
You're a smart... Who's a smart...
Whoa.
well no not this is why you're the goat I'm guilty that valorant I didn't say it
in this one v2 actually clip farmer bro go check y'all rate me on a skill on the
10 be honest bro seriously and chat don't glaze me and just say 10 of the
I think I'll be honest.
Zero?
Alright.
One enemy remaining.
Spite down the game.
Revealing area.
You're such a fucking LOSER!
I was watching all your other ones against the iron, bronze, and sovers and I knew like
second round you like to go sniper so I actually just called that out.
I'll pay attention to the littlest of things.
Who asked?
Nice job.
Last round before the split.
Y'all tend to really slide on me.
Save nothing.
Nice job.
Thank y'all, bro. I appreciate y'all's big job.
You're welcome.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I had Chick-fil-A yesterday.
I haven't had Chick-fil-A in months before that.
That's good, bro.
Chick-fil-A is pretty good, bro. I'm not the one.
But it's just so fat, so...
One enemy remaining!
I'm actually doing horrible right now.
You're doing all right.
up
I'm not risking that bro, I'm not risking that bro, I'm not, I'm not risking it, I'm
not risking it bro, I'm not risking it.
Captain Ruthless with these 17 months, I love you bro, God bless you yo snowman, your
Last thousand messages were all rage baits. What the fuck is your problem?
I don't think you've said a single thing that wasn't a rage bait.
Like holy shit.
Coming ahead.
Deploying drone.
of
the
death
of
the
I don't know how I got it.
Wait, how did you die?
What happened?
Did you dash away?
And then hit the ground.
Oh no.
I just started streaming and I'd clutch A B tiered.
Maybe you got some tips for me.
I just started streaming and I'd clutch AB to it. Maybe you've got some tips for me
I just don't feel how can there be a way in the niche
I mean dude, you gotta keep going bro sit through with anything in life chat the better the more you do anything the better
You get the funnier you get
Smarter you get you know
Just the art of just doing it
That's all it is
I'm not sure what's going on here, I'm not sure what's going on here, I'm not sure what's
going on here.
Somebody clip that right now!
Not ready yet.
Revealing area.
I am the hunter!
30 seconds left.
10 seconds left.
bro oh my god I can't even play after that what bro I need to see that clip
bro I literally I literally I came and play after that bro I need this bro
what the fuck oh my god I need to see that right now bro after after I'll see
need offer bro
bro
standing ahead
take flight
Oh my god, I might lose bro, what the fuck?
Oh my god!
I still can't believe I hit that shot bro, that's like one in a billion, like that's
literally a knife, that's like a knife unboxing, like you genuinely pull a knife out of that,
There's a knife. The knife pole.
fuck you shut up this glaze fuck you guys this stuff this fucking shitty ass glaze
I mean me bro this shitty ass glaze bro I lost a gold bro and this fucking segment
I'm actually washed this fucking game bro. I'm actually washed bro fuck this shitty ass segment and fuck Valorant 2
genuinely fuck Valorant bro. I need to see this clip though. I need to genuinely see this clip
Oh
you
You
my heart, so slow, but I'll hold that phone, listen in till they get arrested this morning, so slow, but I'll understand, I'll understand
What have came back for you? I just needed time to do what I had to do, caught in the light
Should we even play this game or should we do try to win three rock league
wrote games in a row
That's your broccoli, that's your broccoli
Let's do three rocket league games in a row
Let's see. Let's see if we can do three rocket league games in a row
That's all I mean if we play both we play Valorant we're just gonna get stream sniped
like there's not much we could do there's really not much we could do there's not much
really we could do bro give me a song bro give me a song bro give me a song bro
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We back.
Alright, chat!
What's up, ladies?
Swishing house, baby.
What's up, y'all, the ladies on the north side?
2v2 soccer in 30 minutes!
Wait, 2v2 soccer in 30 minutes?
Let me face time jigsie. Let me face time jigsie. Let me face time jigsie. Let me face time jigsie
He can't say it over this he's gonna say yes, there's no way he has to say yes to this right right? He doesn't know you
He doesn't know you
What is he doing right now?
Toxic 1v1?
You have to make a battle?
Did I practically on a paper mathematically have 2 kills and 21 deaths?
Yes. Was I getting stream sniped by Neon and died 70 times here?
Yes.
Valorant, Valorant, Valorant.
30 minutes? Do you guys think you can do a segment in 30 minutes?
I want to do it with someone bro there's gotta be someone you know what I'm gonna call hi-vis
let's see there's no way hi-vis can say no right chat hi-vis will never say no hi-vis
would never say no bro hi-vis!
reason you're calling me. Yes, hi boys, hi boys, hi boys, hi boys. I have the best
of all, I have the brawl. There is a reason that I'm calling right now. Are you
ready to hear it? Yeah. Hi boys, there is a 2v2 Rock League tournament that starts
in 28 minutes. Hi boys! Hi boys!
East Side, West Side.
What's up the Bay City?
What's up to all the ladies in Louisiana?
What's up to all the ladies in Dallas?
Austin?
San Antonio?
Marshalls?
Preview
Skull down
Ward County
Texas
Chal Stable Ronaldo? I can't bro he's doing like an Iron Rhoader or some shit. Okay
Some Rocket League
Hmm
Some Rocket League
What the fuck?
All right.
Um.
One to two's Joe.
I think Joe would do it.
Don't think Joe would do it.
Let me see.
What's Joe doing with another?
He's doing retro wind game time.
lock in lock in
Mmm, I like the schedule shit with him though. I feel bad like he's probably doing something right now, bro
All right, chat
Ones or twos what are we doing chat ones or twos? What are we doing ones or twos? What are we doing?
One's oh god
you
I
Some brand new right bones
Baby blue but you are not a baby
I know it's hard
I'm going to turn it and make it as good as I love it.
Baby, I want you to leave but you stay.
My brain and my heart is the same.
So will I let you in.
As long as you won't do this to me again, baby.
But not like my heart in your hands.
She'll let me start at the dance.
Baby let's not do this again
We're just friends, did you know what we're doing?
What?
Are you killing it?
We need to baby
But I always know how the sins of you don't pay me
Oh yeah baby
It felt like I lucked out the drive with nightingale
You didn't realize it's my thing
That's the life it's supposed to be all night
Yeah, well, what you look at through time
I'm racing against it, your heart's in my mind
Come chase it against it, I swear it's just old
I'm facing sensations, hey, wanna do it
We both want the sensation
So can we, can we stop tonight
Can we make them all in line
So what's it gonna be, yeah?
Cause it's a nice, a nice, oh, baby
Yeah, we play with stars and eyes
Can we make them all in life?
So what's it gonna be, yeah?
Cause it's a nice, a nice, oh, baby
She like me back in my room with no trace
What the fuck, she come just to show face
He doesn't care if he doesn't matter why
you
Okay, I'm doing something wrong, bro.
Am I doing too much?
Do I chase the ball too much?
Chad, do I chase the ball too much?
I
Oh
Why did them
Oh
What am I
you
I
Did I
He is not better than me
oh my god
Oh, I was a free goal.
Bro.
It's anybody, just like I feel it,
when it's a thing of my own.
When it's a thing of my own,
when I say goodbye,
just call me, yeah.
you
You
I mean bro like genuinely alpha semi truck comes crashing into your house and just fucking
down two points bro this is so winnable
oh my god
Oh
you
I
Not GG bitch
Hey, bro.
Shashapur, wanna be one?
Bro, as a former SSL, it's good to see you improving in the game.
Oh
Shadow mind proving bro. Shadow mind proving be honest, bro. Shadow mind proving be honest. What what's what's wrong up to today?
Before this
But like
What's another cool one that you have
Toxic
Ram isn't good if you see your no chat
1v1 100 gifted
Ah, ah, jigsie.
One V1, 100th gifted.
Ah, jigsie.
Come on chat, please. Who's reversing to more chow squirtle
Just squirtle good
Biggest hater best one view wonder
please please please please please
He's a lot lofty today
Damn, Bo, what is this fucking tournament? Does he have to take like 10 years? Relative fuck. Oh
What's Bunny doing?
So one EV2 Jinxie Muda, are you ready?
I
Got some games actually I got some experience
But that's how I got more food ever back. Let's go watch party actually bottom I cry
Oh my god, two years of torment and harassment, bro. I could finally win
You know my site don't play dumb.
You had an idea.
You're a strap.
Actually kind of a shit strap.
I didn't even know you had that. I didn't even know you could mark that.
You think I would run Mira for no reason? I played with you that whole round. You thought I was just going to give you powers?
You really thought you really thought
I thought about that 30 years ago, huh? Why do you think I gave you tellers? Why do you think I gave you tellers?
Like who the fuck is that bro like what was that
But
I'm gettin' loose back now, she's right now
From my feet to fuckin' right now, she's right now
Now I'm sittin' in a crowd, bringin' different back now
Can't be what I think at all, keep on puttin' that eyes down
Tell em' yo, get a hold of me, it's in that asshole
Tell em' you, tell me it all, who the fuck is that?
Stop sayin' you, don't give a fuck, put it in
It's all this boring, yeah, I know she like my style
I'm all but me, boring
When I feel her big, I'll spit spit, that's a boring
Okay, lucky shot lucky shot shut up shut up lucky shot lucky shot shut up lucky shot
I
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Top left messy! Here comes messy! Messy! Messy! Messy! Messy! Messy! Messy! Messy! Messy!
No! I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm gay! I suck dick! I suck dick!
of
No
Oh my god, these guys are so ass
Help.
Like what is that?
bro
NOOOOO!
I'm a failure, bro.
I just wanted to just brawl my failure.
It's all good.
Can't win a game in Valorant.
Come to Rock League to win a game.
Can't win a game in Rock League.
I don't know.
Wow, wow, wow.
I'm about to come.
I'm actually going to go jerk off right now.
I'm about to go 39 seconds.
Oh my God.
What?
At least Jinx is winning right? No no chat at least Jinx is winning right? At least Jinx is winning right?
Right chat right at least he's winning
Wow nice
E-date starts in two hours. What do we do for two hours? Do we get on that on Valorant
and just lose all day? What do I do? What do I do even do on Rock League? I don't want
to play this game anymore. I lose everything on Rock League, bro. No matter what happens,
I still lose. What do I even do on this game, bro? I just lose. I just lose.
1v1 Jinxly
Thank you.
you
When I moved for Val, I won't lie.
Moody Kaisenat?
No, no, no, hell no.
No, bro, no.
Fuck no, bro, no.
Hmm
One of you want Jinxie, where's Jinxie going now?
Is it playing comp?
you're still doing toxic when you want to, no no you're doing ranked now
honestly
alright, i'm doing some valor
honestly, i've been doing it for some valor, fuck it, let's put some valor
alright chat, let's get ragebin into valor, bro
fuck it, I'm down
Not a bad shout, not a bad shout, not a bad shout, not a bad shout, not a bad shout.
Not a bad shout at all.
Anyway, I still need to warm up because tomorrow, or after tomorrow, it is a valerant tournament
that I need to win, bro.
Look, to be honest, I do need to warm up.
How much games did I have won today?
None.
I'm one zero game today.
Chat, I have a question, bell.
Are we picking Bunny in the 20v2?
Are we really gonna pick Bunny or no?
out of the 20 girls do we cheat no I don't think we cheat I think we stay loyal I
don't know we'll see how it goes though
I don't know what to do with it.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, we're going to win.
Doesn't matter.
Jynxie calling?
Let me see.
Jynxie's not calling.
Okay.
I mean I'm a TTV sexy giraffe
Jerk me calling
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here!
Go, go, go!
What the hell?
Shocking!
Gotta go!
Keep moving!
I'm out of here!
We know this!
Hold SHIT now go be mad!
I got the spike!
I mean the two people still men just discussed me Marcia I fucking hate you
I wanted my point, I wanted my ult to work out.
I
Muda by any chance what do you feed your nose? Hey, we're talking so towards me
I
Work at an ENC clinic if you need a referral for a vinyl plastic
I got you I could hear the DV added symptom from Dearborn, Michigan
Sound is everything on the battlefield so listen for the looky butt up
They bought a little bit
Yeah they bought a little bit
They bought a little bit
VENOM!
The butt is up there
With the 50 gift aid!
I love you bro, God bless you
Thank you so much for the 50 gift aid
I love you bro
It's gonna work out
They flash it
Full hand with the 4 months
I love you Venom bro, God bless you
Venom bro, there's rounds for you Venom. Venom, there's rounds for you, bro.
Oh my god, what the fuck is that?
That's gonna be three of them.
I'm out of here. No treasoning.
Oh, oh, oh. All of them, all of them.
One enemy remains.
No, no, no.
That's for you, man!
But that's for you, baby!
Yes, sir!
Fuck you, Jeff.
Oh, yeah.
I
I'm going to be mad.
Obviously with the tier one I love you, God bless you.
Chopper back.
Smoking CJ.
Oh, my God.
Chopped.
Guys, donate for my son, Muda Hospital treatment.
Uh, chat.
By the way, I broke a glass upstairs.
Oh, but I'm not gonna clean it up until I'm done streamed
Time she with the tier one I love you so much down bless you
Long nose big dick quick trigger
oh
someone celebrate the trip man wait are you serious
he's at 119 plus what 119 so he was what one hp yeah that's disgusting
can we smoke in vents this time i can you know alt be having bro you're a fucking pedophile
oh bro shut up
is that real information?
no
it's a little bit
gotta go
my head is in the hole
he's not in the room
back side, back side
I'm gonna go
fuck it
fight down B
last player standing
KC3 returning, check his burner on Insta, KC3 hidden.
Bro do you think I give a fuck if Tyson is coming back to fucking Twitch bro?
Like genuinely.
Honestly I feel like everyone's views have been up since he's left bro, I'm not gonna
lie.
Ron has been eating good, Jinx has been eating good, Ivan eating good.
Bro you can fucking focus on Vivette if he wants to bro.
You can focus on Vivette if you want.
if you want to take an 8 months off bro, honestly, I'm down bro
I'll make sure to wrap out his fucking vivette, I'll make sure to rock his vivette t-shirt once in a while
I'm down
smoke bitch
gotta go
fuck it
that's not gonna happen
three by the way
okay
How the fuck how the fuck
Well
Come on
Oh
Bro, I mean like I don't know bro. I don't know I'm just gonna fucking like
like I don't know bro it's like like bro you heard someone heaven so why are
you not looking at heaven it's just basic awareness bro it's like I think
imagine in real life bro you hear someone break into your fucking house
and you just open up your ass cheeks and get naked and wait for them to fuck
you like that's what you guys are doing like you heard metal step
you let your feet in the corner bro well there was all I know is there's
two people that died of heaven like I don't understand they're dying heaven
you know he's having. Alright same thing for Scythe. There was a Raze Maid that hit from Scythe.
However, Gash's Scythe puts his back towards the only fucking spot where he can be. I don't understand.
And the fact that he's not like how nice now speed up B
I know that thank you
Muda, what are you playing Valorant? I mean you should maybe open up your fucking eyes on Booty. I am playing Valorant
Sky City
I
Moody is this pretty well real double smooths. Yeah, right. She didn't even know we locked into the same time
You want to play let's play
I mean that is also a nerf to what when you play with Muta unfortunately there's just like
9000 people playing watching you at all times when you play this game so it's not really
much I could do either.
You know guys, sometimes I wish I could just turn to a crocodile.
Like, genuinely.
Robby think the same shit too.
Get crocodile or a T-Rex or maybe like a bunny, you know?
Just, you know, like, just, you know?
Like, you know, like, honestly, sometimes I wish I could just turn to a turtle.
I want to ask a serious question.
Who is Moondah?
Like, genuinely, man.
Just to the bottom of my heart, I wish I could just turn to a turtle sometimes, you know?
I'm out of here!
Crocknick!
I
Oh
My turn
like well like like just literally the vision smoke up like like every single
Person that plays on my team, bro. I swear to god. This is their POV like on everything
I love on everything I love on everything. I love this is their POV, bro. This is their POV
Like that's limited to be they're playing with their fucking toes, bro
They're playing with their fucking feet, bro
Like they have to be they have to be playing with their fucking feet
You got it like they literally have to be playing with their feet. It's impossible not to
Mid-down, mis-shoot, z-strike!
Short gun!
Shot!
Here we go!
So you're at least...
...social closer.
I'm just gonna...
I'm just, uh, whatever. I'm ascending. It's all good.
I
Fine
Yes, I love my second bro. I'm a saddened Ella like what do you want me to do like I don't know bro
Like I just get sniped all day every day. I just know he's gonna make it
Like she's how it is bro. She's how it is
No, what can we do about?
I got this bike.
Do you know I'm done here?
You know, Mike, what can we do about it?
Mura is this why you want to be a crocodile?
For sure. Nice.
That's awesome.
I'm out of here!
Go, go, go!
I'm out of here!
There we go!
Oh my god, bro.
Don't worry, Muda, only one more thousand subs and you can afford that nose job.
Ella, maybe, you know, and I would say one more thousand subs
to afford that shrinkage of that five head that you have in your fucking head.
But you know what? I don't even think they would do it, because your shit's too big to even decrease.
Alright? Your shit's already at maximum. You can't.
There's no surgery to reduce a fucking forehead up there.
Alright?
Fix that bald spot, buddy.
I
Can't even play straight, you know, I can't even play now. We're losing pistol because I'm reading I
Wonder what would happen if I started playing with the light job. I'm gonna test it out
I'm gonna test the theory up. I'm gonna test what happens if I put on seven
I should genuinely want to see what's going to happen, I wonder, I genuinely wonder.
I'll take off your pants and let me suck your dick.
Okay
Yeah, they're actually putting it in me I can't do anything
That's your half now
It wasn't my pistol around
They can look you first up
I
Was it
Once a man once a man
I
Through why am I doing that, bro?
They all such a thrower. I swear to God. I'm right out. I'm in only only why are you playing tomorrow and not gonna play with me, bro?
Like how are you both to play valorant and not play with me only you hurt my feelings?
You know my feelings you hurt my feelings only like like like really that really bro
Let a man like to you come to play my game and you don't do it with me really
Really only you come to my game. You don't do it with me really
I'm shameless.
I'm out of here.
I'm not in here.
You want to play let's play my name is
this chamber's often yes yes I should I should I don't know I don't know I'm not
watch out band
Sakura got banned on VR chat
up
on some left
I'm not gonna get mad at you.
How did you get bad?
I'm not gonna get mad at you.
Once more, man, Joe.
Oh, now they have a micro.
Pretty surprising, okay.
At least, at least, at least.
This guy there?
Easy, bro.
Fucking easy.
Shotgun's so fucking like, stupid, dude.
I need to start using that shotgun every single day.
I need to start- no, neon shotgun every day.
Nice.
Are you playing with full VR today? No.
Chima, do you play med? They walk up med sometimes. I'll play med.
hey man, you want to do a kill say amen to the judge, i smoke it
amen, i'm going to do mail this round
right, kinda soloing
can you smoke here please, like mid?
no no no no, never go
can someone go, uh, someone go, someone go event, yeah, someone go event
Oh, someone hold me, someone hold me, like, mix, yeah, hold me, hold me, there.
10's got me covered but cheers.
You know what, Oni bro, I can't even be mad at you dude, it's okay.
It's okay bro.
I can't even mad at you dude.
I
One enemy remaining
Like I don't know
Is a good dash from you bro. It's a good dash from you
I want to get the 80, oh fuck Bro if anyone is stream sniping, it's
literally the most like broken thing ever by the way.
I feel like they might do something in main here.
But I probably assume that you can literally like if you're a neon judge and you're sniping
bro, how do you beat that?
Maybe.
Like literally.
Like literally bro.
I can literally bow
I've got your tray
I'll try now
your jet is stream sniping well I'm glad he is honestly I'm glad I get sniped a
lot I guess that too much I actually don't even care if he's sniping bro I
actually don't care I think I get stream sniped so many times that it's
actually fair if my team if my teammates gets the stream snipe once a day
it's it's enough it's actually it makes it fair it's actually it's fair it's fair
if my team snipes at least once who are we even versing Facebook van right
We're reversing
Eric
Water
to Tariq and the big 26. Like what is that even supposed to mean?
Um, Oni bro, how do I tell you that?
Bro, I am not, I don't know bro, I'm kind of like lock in or something bro, I'm just
doing like, I'm doing like E-Pals with Jinxie, you know, and like, I don't even know what
I'm doing anymore bro, I am not, I am like 20% of what I used to be in this game bro.
Scary though bro, I don't want to like chat, y'all really don't want to see that
man anymore bro, chat, that man is, it's different bro, it's different.
What the f**k is this?
Where are we going?
Like a boss.
40 on chamber.
I think that's easier.
Rank 1 the gooner.
Only for the...
Like actually the...
Like actually though, whoa
It's bad bro, like I don't play this game anymore, man, I know all three of us. I mean I do I do play a game
I just don't I don't like trying anymore. I don't know bro
I feel like there's just so many years you can try for but I tried for like six years
I got rank one and you try to try to chill now, bro
I'm just gonna chill to be honest
Through my point bro, if I want to be the best player in the world, I can be you know, I don't want to go pro
Retiring at 21 years old
start man
you got me right nope
you're GG you know
Check discord, but don't share oh
My god
Oh my god
and she took my word for it that's all I had to say.
Oni, delete it, delete it, delete it.
I don't want to leak, I don't want to leak Oni.
Oni, I don't want to accidentally leak, bro.
I'm low key retarded, Oni, delete.
Oni!
Oh my God, Oni.
Oni!
Bro.
Hey, bro.
I'm happy for you, bro.
That's crazy.
Bro, how much does that cost, Oni?
Oni, how much does that cost?
Bro, oh my god!
Oh my god, bro!
Oh my god, oh my god, bro
Oh my god, dude
Geez bro, geez geez geez
Congratulations, bro. I'm happy for you. God bless you, bro. I'm happy for you
I'm happy for you chat. Are y'all happy for me chat look at my career and tell me are you guys happy for me be honest
chat are you guys happy for me be honest
assalamualaikum hibbib I'm your fan and I've been here a long time brother take
care of your health too much raging and anger free that heart you're good
you're the best we love you your life is amazing much loved from Brazil from
Brazil
China's no, I heard there's some amazing beautiful woman in Brazil only boat you have a girlfriend or a wife
I feel like you give me like single vibes, bro. You give me single vibes only
One day only went one day listen to me only only one day
When you know we make it at the top top top for like years bro years talking like
hundred thousand subs hundred thousand subs I have fifty thousand viewers you
have thousand viewers we take three days off only three days off that's it three
days off okay because I don't take days off bro three days off we go to that we
go to Turks and Cacos private island bro okay we go we go to a two-man
beautiful woman bro beautiful and bra I'm talking like slim waist fat ass fat
titties beautiful beautiful listen bro we talked to them we buy them drinks we
chill and then you know I'm saying chat what is a true man only it's like when
me and you go on a double date with two other girls I don't even know how you
I don't know how, like bro.
How do you not know what a two man is?
Like, but if I told you what a book,
but if I told you, hey, Oni, hey, Oni,
what's a phase two Doppler?
You would know.
But if I said, hey, what's a phase two Doppler?
You would know what that is, huh?
Like Jesus, bro, I don't understand, dude.
I don't understand.
Anyway, Oni, listen, bro, we go, we go, Oni.
listen like you know I'm saying bro sit there talking them up you know I'm
saying bro hey hey do you know my egg you know my brother only here bro listen
dude listen you don't like he controls the CS go markets so funny so sexy you
know you know and then you're gonna hype me up yo do you know Muda got ranked
one in two different continents six-foot jacked there you go there you
go buy them drinks buy them drinks make them laugh only take them back to our
bedrooms I see it one day I see it bro I see it I see it I see it bro I see it I
see it six foot more like six foot nose
Chat how do you chat do you guys think only has a good Riz when he's talking to a girl?
Do you guys think only pixel has like good Riz when he's talking to a girl?
Like what type of vibes do you get from him bro, what type of vibes do you get from him?
He probably talks about cases
Hey ladies, are there any ladies in this chat for Onipixel type 3?
Type 3 if you're a girl with a fat ass and you want to talk to Oni.
If you're a girl in this chat with a fat ass that wants to talk to Tony
There's no beefers from you just walk up. What's that mean I think I had too much salt
I don't feel too good though
Jacky, so I could cross though first
On A, on A
Do you fly when you see the remaining?
Thank you for all the assist
How many assists do you think I'm gonna get this game 32 I think that's your end goal
Guys, I'm not gonna lie bro. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah
It's your main package? Not your problem.
Yeah, I know.
Get on one here.
Smoke's threatening.
We going out.
Alright, Nick, you got a heal? Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, you're dead.
Yeah.
I was gonna go out and heal in the corner.
Oh.
That's why you're standing.
I'm running.
What are we gonna do now?
It's in my fault.
Now you're good though.
I thought we were gonna continue.
I mean, what are we gonna do now?
Now it's fucking 1HG.
Chat, should we host?
Alright, show us the screen just for a moment.
Chat, should we host?
Chat, should we host a 20v1 with only pixel?
20 girls and only pixel?
So what's the plan?
Let's go, let's go.
Take contact first.
We're going to walk up graduate.
Oh yeah, I'd actually pay you money to do that though.
I actually pay you money to do that.
They might walk down this road.
Oh, you did this prediction.
Expec-pay game.
Win, loss, safe bet.
Don't stand in your head.
There they are.
I
Wait you guys aren't
One's garage it's where your trimbers a point and I sleep it for doing that
I
Know he's all what
Only pixel brah seriously brah we're gonna put you in a 20v1 brah I
Think I would cry to see brah. I wouldn't do anything to see on the 20v1 brah
Well played because I actually brought only for some reason I can't comprehend your wrist, bro
Like I don't know how you risk bro. I've seen you unboxed cases. I've seen you watch party
I've seen you literally do everything except I've seen you play Elden Ring
I've seen you do everything except to talk to a girl
Oh
Okay, might as well mention it, you know?
That was quite the show.
I'm out of here.
I am, bro. I'm drinking water. Let me see this.
Here's this.
Nine.
E-my-elf-e-the-goat.
Big fan of your videos.
Thank you.
Give them a try, man.
Nine.
E-my-elf-e-the-goat.
Big fan of your videos.
Let's go see.
Alright, yo, this guy is feeling it, it's balls bro, I like it.
Oh my god bro, big fan of your content bro.
To be honest, I do the same thing if I met, bro, if I met Mia Khalifa I do the same thing
bro, I'm gonna be honest bro.
you're a surprise
I should buy an RRT myself
ah!
I'm already late
oh my god
what a fucking blind
like oh my god
You need to 1v1 Jinxie after the 20v2 in R6.
I mean I'll leave that to another day bro, I still need to train too bro, I'm never like,
that was so like embarrassing bro, 7-2 or something like that?
Bro I can't do that ever again.
Also after this game I think we're gonna get ready, we're gonna get ready and yeah
we're gonna get ready bro.
I'm actually kinda nervous lowkey.
Damn bro, I'm actually kinda nervous.
I'm going to go back, it's all I should stay here, nothing I can see, this guy's all up
in bro, he's there, alright let's see here there's a guy that died there, a guy that
I'm gonna die there so then I'm gonna go lawn McNoise
I don't know what we're doing just go for
I don't know just go
One's already out
And why am I the one that dies
I
Guys only pixels not going live tomorrow boys taking a juicer chai's taking a juicer
He said guys, I'm not going live tomorrow. Make sure to watch my little my little guppy friend
My best friend Muda
Makes you get your system in this is pretty embarrassing
Megatron also wait you said what?
Your sister embarrassing
Bro, I've been the one going in I've been using myself for this thing. You know you want to play let's play
Yeah, I saw Neon and I'm pretty sure I can close footsteps here, LNA.
Three, two, one.
BANG!
There's an enemy in the front of the smoke.
One enemy remaining.
Boom.
This is a nice...
Oh, dude, good f***ing round.
What?
It's long.
What?
Did you just?
Yes, I did.
Oh, look at my assistant, Neon.
There we go.
I'm proud of you.
You're doing great.
Thanks, dude.
I ended with above 32.
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you.
Who sings that?
I do.
I'm sorry, I don't know what you're doing.
Bro, chat, I'm not gonna lie.
What the fuck is this guy saying?
Go run! Who run?
Oh, we're gonna ulti. Good luck, A.
There's two A. Two A in one lane.
So was ultimate lane.
There you go, A.
oh my god guys I don't know what it is but I don't feel good bro I forgot too
So much salt.
Bola, I have two meal trucks to have like a thousand of them.
Bolo, beat Jinxie and R6 and you beat him which means you can beat Jinxie.
They're broke. Don't work.
Yeah man, like might as well just take my pants off, put a cock in my ass, and fuck
me till I cum.
How am I dying to that?
How?
I
Say one was like great. Yeah
Oh, yeah 120 on chambers. Hey probably won't like I just cleared short don't have them
I'll tell you
I came with me pulls out a deal there
I know right
I'm impressive. I hate to say it, but probably best to play as a team. So, uh, what's the plan?
Or if you actually the tier one gets a lot of them out see here
Let's go see okay
Yeah, bro Frank they're both of a thousand is that bad
Is that bad that even with a thousand a thousand milligrams each is that bad
One back side.
I fell off the box. 39 on both of them.
Wait, 80 solo.
I mean, what do I do? Those are my meal preps.
My meal preps just have that much in them.
What am I supposed to do?
Yeah!
Wait, what?
What did their sofa do?
What did he say?
Bro, Frank, I'm not going to cook for you.
Okay, he's so dumb.
Should I just bot- Should I just just for another like-
You can't tell him.
Should I look for another meal prep company?
Should I look for-
I'm gonna rage rate him.
Should I look for another meal prep company?
Is a thousand milligrams actually not much?
I'm sliding out window.
All right.
I
Never seen chamber to lose these you need it
My eyes are closed right now. Yeah, I didn't see it either what
I think he won.
So should I look for it?
Should I actually look for it?
All right, let's go see the game.
What about factor?
Is factor good?
I always see factor.
Should we do factor?
What are we going to see?
go go go
another heel?
ah yes it is
wait he was going for a tiktok play
i mean
are you using have a fresh no no what's a scooby-doo we're coming after you you're
gonna solve that mystery are you like your voice is like so angelic yo bro I
I still can't believe.
I still can't believe I'm going on a 20B too early later
today.
Oh my god.
Coach, I'm going to change clothes and get ready after this.
Yo, Neanna, am I on track for my assist?
holy shit yeah holy shi-
i'm actually nervous bro i'm actually nervous
oh fuck dude i'm walking up in here
i'm baiting you that's fine and i'm gonna come with you i'm gonna come with you
holy shi- i actually bro i don't feel good i think it's okay i'm gonna jump around jump with you
all right
they know by the way I said I was jumping through with you
you're telling me you just messaged them and told me that I was there
you guys never stop talking shut up
I can't hear anything down there
I'm actually a big girl dude like why are you just talking to me
I'm gonna die for you!
I'm ending!
Oh my gosh, what did you guys eat today?
How many more minutes have you had?
Like, boy, shut up!
Shut up!
They should give up now.
Thank you.
smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke
you feel?
yep
here's a heal
heal one way
oh where uh no I can't
have a great take? yeah one way for the reaper
I have you, smoke in ten seconds
okay
heal me heal me heal me heal me heal me
no heal
I'm losing packets guys.
Oh man.
Tash, should I take a cold shower before the date?
Just like, energize?
Or like, I don't know bro.
might as well
come and fuck me
drink water low key
yeah low key
yo makes inspect a yo he'd see
he'd you'd inspect that
Yeah, H-H-G didn't expect- are you inspecting it?
I'm inspecting it, yeah.
Oh, you're using- you're hitting G right, though.
Yeah, G is not my drop weapon.
Fuck you, bro.
Fuck you!
Be faster!
Nice, that.
You come a patch where there's a hill for you
I
Was able to get a bye absolutely
Yo Frank, I can't tell you bro. It's gatecapped mid
Enemy kill my ults ready
One enemy remaining. Spike down attacker spot.
Okay, I got a Skunko. Yeah. Badass here.
I got their backs. You know, from the front.
Jinxie calling.
If one more person says that, no, I'm gonna fucking tweet, no.
Holy shit, he's back.
I'm gonna backchain it.
Do you have a degree point?
Of course, yeah.
I was losing, like, a ton of packets.
we don't win the round you see from be from be from be
one enemy remaining
How many times have I told y'all that people come in my chat and tell me I look like Sylvester
Stallone?
But this guy added from Wish for some fucking reason, you fucking asshole.
This dude looks like Sylvester Stallone from Wish.
I don't know why he felt the need to add that part in but yeah, bro
Bro people sound like cell esters to loan. I swear to God. I don't know why I I don't know why and some people say bad bunny as well
But I don't know it's weird
How I said with the prime cell alone to play. Let's play
Hello, do we wait
I
Lying so
Hope wasn't feeding one enemy remaining
Damn, I didn't get the 32, I'm lucky.
Oh, it's time to get off.
She just got an amazing night, make sure to have sex tonight, make sure to not go in and I'll see y'all tomorrow.
And the next queues, take care.
Jeez, bro, my stomach hurts. Why, uh...
My stomach hurts.
Confinement, how are you?
genuine question don't ban me how is it possible that your nose looks like a
street lamp when you make a straight face praying emoji and then Morgan feels
the need to retweet that. And then triple text it to make sure that I see it. I have one word
to this, Morgan. I actually have two things to say, Morgan. Morgan, I have two things. First of all,
first of all, don't you have a nine head? So I would say five head, but we all know it's bigger
than that bigger than five. Second of all, don't you have a unibrow?
Turn to the side real quick.
Anyway chat, shall we go get dressed for the Jinxie date?
Yes or no chat.
Shall we go get dressed for the Jinxie date?
Yes or no?
Should we go get ready?
Should we go get ready bro?
What do I wear?
Oh my god bro, I'm actually so gassed.
Eight hours into my stream?
Actually no, six hours, six and a half.
I'm actually gassed bro, I won't lie.
But I actually a little gassed shit, bro.
How do I get energy without caffeine?
I already drank caffeine today.
I'm happy you're reading chat again Morgan, I always read chat, girl, come on.
Also chat I'm a little nervous, bro, I won't lie.
Chat, should I just leak my revenue this month?
Should I just press this button and leak my revenue?
Should I just press this button and leak my revenue chat?
What's that?
Let me see.
creator dashboard how much have we made last month wow I made $1,700 last month
man I want to say thank y'all bro I'm so I am so thankful for you guys bro
genuinely I am genuinely so thankful that I am able to make $1,700 a month
You know like China it really it makes it but it means a lot to me bro. Yes. I'm Michael Jen
Yo, how much money do you guys think I actually make a month?
How much money do you guys actually get me come up? Well, it's not that much. I'm gonna tell you all right now
I'm gonna tell you all right now. It's not it's not what you think
20k 10k 30k 45k 9k 7k 5k 6k chat
Okay, if you think I make 50k a month, how much money do you think Jinxie makes a month?
I will tell you guys, Jinxie makes probably a million dollars a month.
You know, minimum one million dollars a month.
Wait, y'all think he makes 2.6 mil?
Why would he leak this income?
No, I mean, I don't even why would he leak his income the fuck?
Who would leak this?
No, why would he?
No, you got to be such a yo who bro?
I mean, I mean, I can't believe he leaked that bro.
I mean, I would literally I would never leak my own.
It was high-vives.
Bombers, Squidward, looking ass.
I mean, chat with Ty out right now, bro.
I would never leak my income.
There's no points on leaking my income, bro.
Like, I don't make that much money, you know?
Jinxy and Muda double date today.
Oh, God.
He's a bad boy.
Hi, hi Skippee. Thank you Anonymous. Thank you, thank you. Aren't you so sweet. Thank
you to the pretty lady. Thank you, thank you. Mooda in chat, hi Mooda. Mooda, hi Mooda.
Bunny's here, Bunny's here.
I've got a big surprise for Jinxie today.
I made it, I spent like four or five hours
on an avatar specifically for Jinxie,
so if he doesn't like it, I'm gonna be very sad.
Bunny not talking, she's also probably muted.
I'm muted in world, so I don't talk over people.
I'm muted in world, no one can hear me right now.
I'm just talking to you guys
and she's just talking to her chat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're, we're trying not to be rude.
Don't tell Muda.
I've got a special outfit just for Jinxie today.
I wonder if I guess the water show up?
I don't know, at least another 30 minutes, yeah.
Hi, my good boys, my good boys.
Yeah, no leakers, no leakers.
No leakers.
What are you doing to Bunny right now?
Wait, are you guys just playing with me?
Hold on.
It's a thriller in a trap where we from
Baby don't you wanna dance with me
No, I could dance like my dad
Man, what is my life bro?
I could get you satisfied
Seriously bro, what is my life man?
Hey Siri, FaceTime, Jinxie
Starting a FaceTime call to Jinxie
What is my life, bro? Genuinely, what is my life, man?
What are you doing? Come on, do it, will you?
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yo, what's going on, dude?
Bro, you ready, bro?
Dude, I'm kind of, yo, I'm kind of nervous.
Bro, I, I, what's it called?
I'm already kind of ripped, bro.
Okay, dude.
Yo, I pressed on Sakura's stream.
She said she actually she said she said that she she said that she worked on
She said that she worked on an outfit just for you for four hours
Yes, bro, and so was my ex bunny bro
Both of ours, bro, you know, are we gonna
Are they gonna get mad if we fall in love with someone else?
Dude are you getting dude are you gonna get ready like are you gonna look good for this?
I'm gonna get ready I'm gonna get ready I'm gonna get ready I'm gonna get ready now
Okay
Bye.
Fuck.
Chesh, should I get the lotion ready?
Should I get the lotion ready, Chet?
I don't know, bro.
Like, I don't know, bro.
Yo, if y'all stop talking to my Chesh genetics, what do y'all want me to do?
Do you guys want me to like die and then go up to heaven and ask God like, yo, why
Why didn't you give me these Chechenivics?
YOU FUCKIN' RETURNS!
What? Anyway.
Anyway, well, listen dude.
Shave your chest, please.
There's like a little hair, there's not even that much hair.
Are you serious?
There's literally not even that much hair, dude.
I have not much hair. It's barely any hair. I literally just shaved chaser really that much hair on my chest
I literally just shaved
And I'm getting fat, bro, well that chick's the lady yesterday low-key
I should be fat, bro. All right, um, what was it gonna say? Um
My god, what's that guy's the boss is calling the boss guys the boss is calling the boss is calling
Jigsie! 21! Can you do some for me? Hello? So he just calls me and then leaves the fucking
setup. Just don't understand.
Drop a 7 in the chat if you're bricked. Drop an 8 in the chat if you're horny. Drop a
if we're going to be gooning on this segment with me and Jigsie, and type 10 if High-Vyze
is a fat chud.
Type 11 if High-Vyze is a fat chud.
And type 13 if High-Vyze is dick is small.
13 and 5 high-fives dick is small
Oh
I
Can you stop with this dick camera every time you walk in frame, bro? We see your Johnson, bro
We see it, bro. We see it. You know
Okay
There's a legitimate chance we find our wife in the archer
Bro, I'm so excited.
Bro, turn your camera on.
I want to see you, bro.
I want to see how you actually look right now.
Are you ready?
No, I'm not ready yet.
I'm not ready yet.
I'm going to brush my...
I'm not ready yet.
No, dude.
Stop.
You're bigger than me, bro.
I'm getting a little bit of fat right now.
Do you like my tits?
Your tits are like moving away from each other.
Do you see that?
Bro, it's genetics, bro.
Monetics, bro. Are you serious?
Dude, it's shenanigans.
You have good abs, bro.
Wow.
Thank you, bro.
You're a strong man.
Thank you.
Maybe you could come over and suck on my nipples one day.
Sorry, bro.
I'm sorry.
Yo, listen.
Dude, I'm so fucking excited.
Yo, I'm gonna watch.
Listen, bro.
I can't stop talking.
I'm so excited.
So simple.
Yo, listen.
Are you gonna have to watch?
You know what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Yeah.
Yeah, I want to warm my teeth and then I'm gonna use the mouthwash.
Yeah.
And I'm gonna warm my throat.
Yeah.
And I'm gonna get a tuxedo.
Alright, alright.
I'm getting ready.
Okay, I'm gonna get ready, okay?
I'm gonna get ready.
Okay.
Alright, I'm gonna get ready.
Wait a minute.
Okay, first of all, the bedroom.
This is where, you know, this is the chat, and I just want to let y'all know, you know,
this is my bedroom.
Drop a four in the chat if you want to come to my bedroom in real life.
All right, what do we wear chat listen oh yo I might have the most perfect
outfit I think I have an outfit ready already I'm gonna come back and in I'm
I'm going to come back in...
I'm going to come back in one minute, leave me outside.
I'm so excited!
The best day of my life!
Fuck!
Oh my God, I...
I
I understand your bad words, I hear your thoughts, all you bother about it, you'll be good, get it so much, and I'm in love with you.
am I actually muted hello test one two three test one two three hello
hello you guys are retarded but I fucking hate you guys that I should
hate you all bro that I should hate trouble like BAH!
anyway chat be honest bro be honest if it doesn't look good I'll get another
Outfit be honest to me bro. I need y'all to be honest. We don't that ass is this a good outfit be honest, bro
I got the white Ralph Lauren linen pants
Ralph Lauren tailored to my needs. Okay. I also have a you know, it's the calm Zora open flannel shirt
Now if this doesn't look good, you're gonna let me know because I'll change it. That's really down, bro
On my life. I'll change it. It looks bad, bro. Generally, bro. Be honest
huge shirt yeah I know it is really big but I like I like it like that or I
don't know what else should I wear no like I don't know what else is in my
closet okay let's see wait just that change what do you want what we don't
what are y'all not what do y'all what are y'all not like about the outfit hmm
what are y'all not like about the outfit what if I what if I yo should we
put up the white button up should we put the white button up should we do
the white button up with the... but I already used it.
Chat, are y'all serious? Does this actually not look good, bro? Fuck. Okay.
Okay.
Chef, what if I go into black pants?
What if I put in black pants?
I have black pants.
Bro, are y'all there getting me in my head or does it actually not look good?
You guys are making me touch my confidence out, bro.
Are you serious, dude?
Be honest.
Would y'all kiss me if y'all were if y'all were a girl right now, would y'all kiss me be
I'm going to ask Jinx if I look good, if he says I don't look good, then okay.
You gotta tuck that shirt in, it's too baggy.
It is a little baggy, I won't lie.
Okay, I'm trying to think bro, what do I do?
Change the shirt?
I mean, I could wear it, but I already wore that before, like, I don't want to wear something
I've already worn.
Like, I've already worn this for my outfit, tell me what it's better.
Yeah, I promise you just gotta wait
And she took my word for it, that's all I had to say
Okay, what about this?
One sec
Can we only wear this instead?
This is better?
The black one was better, Muda. Black looks better. Okay, so what do y'all
like better bro like y'all are giving me a lot of it okay so the block I'm
doing a lot of blocks and did a lot of blocks so bro why are you guys making me
double-check my like bro
don't fucking piss me off right now I'm serious don't fucking piss me off okay
I'm fucking serious all right just fucking tell me I look fucking good like fuck
So, what if I just wear this?
What if I just wear this?
Okay.
All right, wear a tight shirt dude. It's not always about muscles, bro
like I don't got to show my muscles off, bro. You know, I don't got to I don't
got to show my muscles off. You know what I'm saying, bro? I don't got to show
my muscles off. You know? They know I got the muscles too. All right. Let me call someone,
bro. Let me call someone. Who do I call? Who do I call right now? Who do I call right
Let me call uh, let me call Melvin.
Too baggy? Is it really?
No.
Do I look good enough for the date to be honest though?
Oh my god, they're not sleeping.
Fuck your shitty ass sleep. They're not good to be honest.
Let me see.
Let me turn the balance up.
Fuck.
What? Bro!
Oh my god.
The shirt's too big.
Really too big?
Guys, it's freaking me out, bro.
My mom say you're looking good.
Yo.
Not really good.
Really?
Like, would you have sex with me?
My eye won't get...
Alright.
JC, JC, JC, JC!
JC, what the fuck!
Are you really?
JC, JC, JC, JC!
JC, what the fuck!
Are you really?
Thank you.
you
Same, talk to you tonight, okay.
Alright, but what about me?
What about me?
Actually, should I get into the white?
You know that one white?
That one white?
Like, the long white dress shirt that I wore a long time ago, and the two-day, do you-
YOU'RE BROKEN YOU TALK!
CAN YOU FUCK IT TALK!
Sorry.
Yes, bro.
Where?
Whatever, bro.
You look way too casual right now.
I'm gonna change that I'm gonna change them a change of a change of a change of a change of a change
I'm gonna get my top see yo get that fucking
Oh, I don't know I think all right. I have an idea bro. I have an idea
I genuinely have an idea and I don't want to listen. No, no, I have an idea. I have an idea
I have an idea. No, no, it's fine fine
I think it's like, boy, I'm not allowed in this family to have sex, you know, like,
like, when I was just wearing 30 seconds ago, I was good if I was gonna have sex, all right?
But, listen, what's wrong with white?
Like, what's wrong with, you know what I'm saying?
Like, what's wrong with white, though?
Like, what's wrong with this?
Like, be honest, is this nationality good?
And we can keep this simple baby, we can just, I don't know, okay now chat, this is the most
important part also, do we wear a vest, yes or no, all right, do we wear the vest, yes
or no, because I can also wear this, you know what I'm saying, I can also wear this,
You know?
Hell no, don't do it.
You look like a valet worker.
Holy valet.
Waiter, waiter.
You look like a valet.
You look like a waiter.
Blackjack dealer.
Blackjack dealer?
Get the shit off me.
Blackjack dealers, yeah.
All right.
All right, what about now, what about now, black pants?
Chad, I do have black pants.
Should I go into black pants?
But y'all don't like the all white, really?
Should I actually go into all, Chad, I have black pants.
Oh God, where'd I put them though?
Chad, I don't know where I put them.
Oh God.
Oh.
Black, black, black, black, black.
Oh God. Oh my God.
Jackpot.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I'm a badass naked right now.
I'm a badass naked.
What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
Stop, stop, stop.
Now chat. Holy shit.
Chad be honest, bro. Would you have sex with me? Just keep it a buck me, bro. Just keep it a buck when you know
Keep it a buck me, but would y'all have sex me? All right, Chad, anyone second? Okay, Chad now life not lasting lasting is it bad if I have
This what if I have a bow tie?
Fuck no do not do that. No, all right, so
Now, last, last chance.
Feel, I look, good.
You look like a waiter
And then you don't understand
But I feel like I like pissing me off from roll up the sleeves
Like I don't know I've never done this before in my life, but what the fuck is this?
And I'm not doing this bro. No, bro. I'm not doing that bro
Like bro, I'll let you know bro. Please go with the black shirt
Chat does this look good? Yes or no, bro
Like come on, bro
Or should we do the white pants? What if we just do the white pants?
What if we do the white pants should we try like that?
Okay, I'm gonna try.
Put a pant on with belt loops.
I don't know what that means, dude.
I don't know what that means, bro.
I don't have an arsenal of clothes, but I barely leave my fucking house!
I don't know if we're meant...
Yo, I think this
Looks a hundred times better, but I could be wrong. Let me know I
Think this looks better, but I could be wrong chat
How does this look?
Thank you.
you
Oh my God.
It's really FaceTime, Jamesy.
Starting a FaceTime call to Jamesy.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
I
What can you hear me? Yo, yes, yes, yes
That's the outfit that these are two guys that are ready for a date. Okay, that is Alvin. Yo, that's Alvin
Yeah, actually actually dude. You look good. You look good. I would fuck you like I'd say that's fucking I fuck you
You look good, bro. Stand up. Give me a 180. Give me a 180. Let me see something real quick
what no I'm not 180 in bro like what
what if you see the whole fit yes yes
180 what type of freaky shit if that
okay fine go I go oh my god
I
Not gonna lie, I think I give it like
Like a 9.8 bro 9.8. All right
I want to give you a 2% there the two that should two points if I was there with you
Bro, alright. Yo, look, Muda. You're getting like sort of off base here. Bro, we're not gonna bang each other. Listen.
Okay.
What's gonna happen tonight is we are going to find actual, like, wives on VRChat, bro.
You're gonna find your wife? I'm gonna find my wife.
Okay.
In VRChat.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
It's gonna be, bro, this is gonna be the mutter of our children, bro. You understand?
Bro.
That's what I'm saying.
Dude, I'm, I'm...
Is your heart beating a little bit faster than normal?
Uh, yeah, I need to start drinking beer, bro.
Woulda, do you drink?
I don't, bro.
I don't.
I might just drink one beer.
you
I
See bro talking to other no fucking way. Yeah, bro. Fuck that. She's for the streets, bro
I mean, I'm gonna try to find real love tonight, bro. Gator. Do you think we have a chance of getting married through this right now?
Absolutely a hundred percent wait
It's all mentally ill women because it's VR chat, but hey, you know
So can you be honest though? Are there any horny women here? Yo, yeah, they're all super fucking
TOS because I can't yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
I made sure I made sure that all of them have twitch to us now if you're streaming VR chat
I do recommend doing 18 plus mode probably you're gonna lose like ad revenue for like an hour, but whatever
Well, it'll probably be fine. I did like tell him not to be horse. I told him that so I
Yeah, yeah, please yeah, I have a career
Yeah, you know
Find love. Yeah, I'm not here to like have sex like I'm trying to really get married, bro
Well, you can have both why not
How do we do this is it like
VR chat I'll post my name in here so you guys could just send me a mind add him without leaking it bro
I'm nervous, I add him we're better. Oh, I leaked it bro. Not a lot
You guys have like you guys have like mods that do this for you. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yo, uh, yo, uh, hi boys. Take take control of my PC and Adam for me, please. Thank you
Thank you. Hi, guys. Yeah, that's like
I mean, bro, you know when you're in the big leagues, dude, you know hi bye
I know you're in the big leagues. You just gotta have you know people to do this
Yo, uh, Wolf Gator. Can you be honest? What's up?
Rob by the way Rob or Ron
Rob Rob Rob on a scale of 1 to 10. How good did I look? Oh?
Dude you look amazing like if you were a girl would you like a car salesman? Wow?
I am not going for that, bro. I'm not going back. No, you kind of look like a car salesman
I'm gonna be honest, but I mean you're dressed nice actually
So what should I do that? What should I do that Jamie? What should I do?
Should I take my outfit? Hold on. I'm trying to go to your stream right now. Are you streaming? Yeah?
Yeah, I'm coming
Seriously, look at that car. No, you definitely look like a car salesman. Yeah for sure. Actually
Yeah
Okay, what am I gonna do then? Okay, what about this? What if I add the vest? What if I add the vest here?
Yeah, out of us here here. All right. Now what I look like
You look like you look like that like there's always that like one dude at the wedding that like
Drops like the crazy dance moves in my opinion. I don't know why that's just like the vibe you give me
Yeah, I'm butch a little chest hair. All right
I
Just take my fucking pants off too while I'm at it. Yeah. Oh Jesus
Oh
That's good. That's good chest hair. You got your little patchy, but that's all right. Okay. All right, you know what bro
I don't know losing all my confidence talking this fucking Rob guy guys. I'm not gonna lie. Sorry
Moody you look
Do it
to meet you bro how you doing bro it's nice to meet you man I'm helping Muda
not look like a car salesman because it's like chest hairs all patchy and he's
like I don't know well JX you said that look like a car salesman bro is that
really true yeah I kind of see it a little bit yeah I didn't want to say
that one either but you just look like you're about to scam me out of a car
Oh my god.
You know what I'm about to tell me about the extended warranty, bro?
Like, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't know.
I don't know what to wear, bro.
Like, ah, Jesus, bro.
Okay, did you guys send me friend requests?
I think this is you.
I hope this is you, or else it's like, is it?
Yeah, that's me.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna turn off my Cam and Discord by the way.
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay, just, um, I'm gonna invite you then.
Muta, I need a friend request from you still.
Hi, Viz, can you please add him?
Yeah, yeah.
He added him.
Wait, Gator again?
Gator are we in? Oh, yeah, do you see by the way if you want to call me Rob instead of like Gator a roplogator like
That's what everyone just calls me
Did you add him before or no
Wait
All right, all right, all right, I'll be back.
Hi, guys, you're in the VR world?
No, Kermit wasn't invited, but I'm tired.
Chat, I have a quarter zip.
I have a Polo Ralph Lauren quarter zip that's navy blue.
Should I go upstairs and quickly change
into a navy blue quarter zip?
guys do we need one more time
I don't care, bro. I don't care.
Please.
Thank God.
Bro.
Yo, hi, guys. Can you please add him?
I already added him.
Ow!
Okay.
How do I add him?
Yo, Jigsie!
Jigsie!
How do I add?
How do I uh, friend request? I said to friend request to him.
Yo, Royal Purple XXV, I love you, thank you, I love you.
Uh, chat, the last time y'all saw this character was one of your, was one of the best fucking
streams you ever had.
OH MY GOD!
ANOTHER HUNDRED FUCKING GIFTED!
Bro, genuinely from the bottom of my heart, bro,
I wanna say whoever's gifting these hundreds of subs, bro,
I have one thing to fucking tell you, bro.
Genuinely, from the bottom of my heart,
I genuinely want to say thank you, bro.
So many gifted subs,
I wanna say...
Bro, listen dude
Thank you so much for the 100 gifted subs
What say I love you?
Thank you for the 300 subs
300 subs
I love you so much
God bless you
you 300 I love you God bless you so much bro thank you so much God bless you
400 subs thank you so much God bless you sure she sure she sure she love you
God bless you hi chat a is anyone's dick hard right now or is it just me
Move the 35 men in that 20 v2.
Hey Siri FaceTime, yes, oh what the fuck, I'm defaulting to yes and I should be tartive.
Hey Siri FaceTime, Jynxie.
Starting a FaceTime call to Jynxie.
I am waiting, no one invited me, I added everyone's death end.
He invited you, dipshit?
No, he didn't, I swear to God, look, I'm, bro.
Dude, I'm waiting, bro.
I'm literally waiting.
Yo, look at this.
He invited you, bro, get in there.
I swear to God, I didn't get anything.
He said he invited you four times.
I got it, I joined.
Yo, you're so stupid.
Yo, how do I, okay.
Yo, dude, do we have to go eight,
Do we have to go 18+, let me ask Hagemunch.
Okay.
Yeah bro, I think it might blocks your screen.
I don't think so.
You'll still appear in the algorithm
because there's a lot of people that only shame 18+.
Yo, Hagemunch, what's the deal on 18+, bro?
Is it gonna block the screen, bro?
Yeah, I'm not to click upon them to see the string
Dude, I mean last time we streamed last time we did not not 18 plus nothing bad happened, right?
Yeah
It'll be five. Oh
My god. Oh my god. All right. What do you think guys if we don't do that
We have to be really on top of everything. All right, Rob. Uh, trumpet. Uh,
Trust, trust. All right. You guys got us, bro. I got you. All right. Okay. Listen, if someone,
if someone is being too much, I will scream at them. Okay. I will scream at them. I will
probably miss out on the word like, uh, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese. No, because
there's pizza there. You might actually say cheese. Excellent. Like apples. All right.
Apples is good
Yes, you know like you're in danger just say apples and look away, okay?
And then I'll tell it to get off the screen whatever
So I mean it can't be that bad right like these these women are they fully closed and it's completely naked like I don't get it
They're not completely naked
Fuck they need clothes guys. Oh
oh my god hey murder I don't murder I haven't met you brother how are you
all right anyway okay yeah yeah yeah he has a really big nose I need to talk to
You really quit?
I'll get you.
You need some space.
Come back in 25 seconds.
Yeah, 25 seconds, please.
Some of the dark alley.
Luda.
Okay.
Luda.
Get your note.
Don't hit me with your nose.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right.
Luda, listen.
Bro, there was supposed to be 20 girls,
but there's 30.
Oh my god, it's okay cuz we're just gonna gator. Okay. Wait, we're gonna we're gonna. Yo, oh
Okay, you guys
So I threw some men in there I just I don't
Think
Like two hours, we're thinking like two hours probably is that maybe a little bit more than two hours
But we'll try to we'll try to keep it moving
Two and a half hours two and a half hours with titties and asses. Yes, it is bro. Yes
It is remember no no naked no
No nipples
We'll make sure I'll fucking suck up
I just need to have a word with JXC please and you have a word JXC can y'all give us a little bit
Just a just a JXC just a couple things I need to get some things off my chest just a couple of things off my chest
Okay, just a couple of things off my chest first of all you never leave my side
I need you with me 24-7
Unless you want to like spit some game and spit some Riz. All right. Can you stop looking at my fucking nose?
Sorry, I'm sorry. Come on. Come on second of all second of all
Hey guys, what do I do? What do I guys what do I like?
How do I like slow my heartbeat down because I don't even know what the fuck's even going on right now
I'm gonna keep it above the y'all just breathe just breathe
There's never
Right you're right. You're right. You're right
This could be a start to a whole new beginning. All right, okay
I'm gonna teach you guys about like safety settings so that like you can see all the avatars and people don't like actually appear naked
There's that we have a we have a tutorial person. I'm gonna go get her really quick
Come in just described in person
Right there, so good job distracting for four seconds. Okay. This is a good person. Yeah, it's very nice
She'll teach you what you need to do so that everything
What do you do? She's our hive mind man. She'll teach you don't
Hey, Mimi, I just want to be very respectful here. You look you look fantastic Mimi
I'm gonna be honest with you. You look very fantastic. Oh, anyway, so what is this?
She's not even in the show. I mean I was just being
Being respect to
Mainplate visibility and you want to have it on a hidden. Okay. Yeah, I want to see their names
All right
Hit it. Okay. You guys are done with stage one
One, is just to make sure everything goes smooth.
Change shields and notches, so what does it mean?
I can't believe you fucking crashed.
Holy shit.
So what does it mean?
It will show the avatars completely the way
that the people wearing them want you to see them.
So what if they have like their nipples out?
Well, no, this will show that in a way
where it doesn't have their nipples out,
because it's going to be like, protection the right way.
OK.
This is a bad thing.
I like this.
Mimi, how is the weather?
today. Alright.
Ah!
She's nervous. She's nervous. She's nervous.
Yo, I forgot. I forgot. I forgot that. I forgot, though.
She's not standing so deep.
Alright, I'll hang up.
They're moving to the tutorial, babe. They're moving to the tutorial.
Oh no!
Oh my god, they're gonna freak out.
They're gonna freak out.
Okay, are you ready?
Yes!
100 subs?
OH MY GOD A HUNDRED STOPS
Shushie, I love you
Let's go
Alright
Oh my god
Wait wait guys, my game is lagging
What do I do? What do I do?
My game is lagging on like 3 FPS
Okay okay okay, I'll teach you a second
Please help me, please help me
Those are the mates, those are the mates
Yeah, here bro, I got two
So if you want to make it easier so you don't fucking crash,
damn they're walking right up to you too.
Look at this tutorial, she'll teach you.
This will help.
This will help not to crash.
But I'm lagging like crazy.
Is there a reason why?
Avatar's beyond a certain limit.
Is there a reason why I'm lagging?
They're not going to see it.
Yeah, there's about four quadrillion
pollies on every avatar in this instance
because they're sculpted to perfection.
These are like the highest tier girls in the game.
So most of their avatars are like 12 gigabyte
I'd say like their left ass cheek kind of deal.
Oh, my god.
Yeah.
Oh, he's so show nearest.
This is 30.
And then.
Yeah.
But if it's real bad, you can always make it lower.
It's to your preference.
Yeah, well, I have a super computer.
Like, I shouldn't be lagging, right?
Well, I have a super computer.
I got 11 frames.
This shit is like high level.
Oh, my god.
OK, all right.
There you go.
NASA couldn't run this shit.
Jesus.
Hi ladies, how are you?
Oh my god, hey I just want to be honest ladies,
y'all look, ladies, y'all look very, very beautiful.
Respectfully of course, respect ladies, y'all look,
Jesus Christ.
These maids are at your service.
If you need anything at any point,
you just call for the maid.
Oh my god.
So you can get your refill or some food,
anything you want, foot massage, we'll do that too.
Oh my god, all right ladies,
I'm going to have to- you take my breath away, ladies.
I'll see y'all later, right?
Ladies, take- take- bye!
Bye!
Come on!
OK, here comes eight brains out.
I'm going to have to move up!
Yo, Jixi, did you see the maids?
Oh my god!
Bro.
Let's get in here, bro.
All right, let's go.
Let's go.
Yo, Jixi, is your game lagging?
I'll show you guys the rules, all right?
You don't have to go on the stage, by the way.
The stage is where the contestants will be.
Okay, right there in front of the stage presents you
Okay, okay, so here's what's gonna happen guys you guys are in a game show okay
Elimination game show there's a bunch of people that are gonna come
First round is gonna be an intro. They're all gonna introduce themselves one by one after you see all their intros
You're gonna eliminate 14 people right off the bat because we have 30 people and I don't want to be here
15
We have a lot of people here, and I don't want to keep you guys here all night 30 dates
It's gonna take a long time to go through right so
Is ready just want to meet just just just just give me one second
I need to go get some I think with some water any one second
Yeah
Oh my god. Oh my god. I think Jesus. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna go, bro. I'll be right fucking
back. This is the best day of my life.
Okay. Hello, ladies.
Yeah, they're just here to distract you, by the way. They're not in the show.
Yeah, they're basically succubi and they're trying to ruin your chances at marriage, but they'll do whatever you want.
Okay, uh, so wait, you guys, okay, alright. How is your guys' day going?
But can y'all hear it?
Pretty good, how about you?
Oh my god, I'm doing great, I'm doing great, I'm ready for the show.
I mean, I mean, ladies, I just shot hi.
Hello, ladies.
Oh, hey.
Should we, uh, should we like, yeah, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
I don't want to be guys waiting too long.
I'll introduce the contestant and then they'll come out, they'll view their intro and then
and then they'll go back behind it.
So make sure you pay attention to each one
and mark your favorites,
because when we're done with this round,
you guys are going to alternate
and eliminate them one by one.
You each get a choice.
Should we eliminate them on the spot
or wait until it's over?
You can wait until it's over.
That way you know if you want to eliminate or not.
Okay.
Okay, can you hit the music?
I'm going to really lock in,
bro, really concentrate on this.
Okay, what if we end up like the same girl?
Is that even possible?
Yeah, you guys will have to figure out who ends up on a date with her at the end.
That's gonna be interesting.
This is a dawn for her.
I'm nervous! I'm nervous! I'm nervous! I'm nervous!
Okay, just go, bro. Bring him out.
Are you ready? Come on!
Bring it on! Bring it on! Bring it on!
Let's do this!
Bring it on! Bring it on!
This is our first contestant. This is soccer.
You might be familiar with it. Come on out.
Oh, my...
Hi, everybody.
Oh, my...
Hi, it's my good boy. I missed you.
No, no, no, no.
I know you must not make me miss you.
No, no, no, no.
I know you think that I was with Jason,
but I was giving Jason to my friend Kyra.
I spent five hours working on this outfit for New Baby.
Oh my god!
Yo, it's highway.
Oh, I didn't know where do I even look?
I don't understand. What do I look?
I made this just for you. I spent like five hours on it just for you, baby.
Oh my God.
What a help, people.
I miss you.
Oh my God.
Hi.
Thank you, Sakura. We do have a lot of people to go through, so.
Alright.
I almost exploded in my pants like a hoe.
A wonderful lady by the name of Jynxie with a G.
What?
Jynxie with a G.
How's it going tonight?
What is?
Wait, uh, your name is Jynxie?
Yeah, the better Jynxie with a G.
I heard about you from my brother.
Apparently he's like some viewer of yours.
And I decided, you know, I think I want to ruin my brother's life and try to fuck his favorite stringer.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
WHY ARE YOU STAYING!
Come on.
Okay, okay.
Sorry I have any wrong with putting-
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm not responsible for-
It's all my fault.
Okay-
I'm, I'm not responsible for what they say.
It's just what they wear.
O-Okay!
You have very nice-
Our shoes, very nice shoes.
Thank you.
Okay, and a very nice cocktail?
Cat, have you ever, like, me outed before?
Shhhhh.
Yeah, all the time.
uh...
uh... what's going on actually uh...
what's going on bro
my name is Chateau Kis Maximus but you could call me Big Chud
i uh... i came here actually
because i'm a big Jinxie fan i shaved my head and my eyebrows off
just for him
no
oh
you don't have to do that
I wanted to save him from making a mistake.
You have a really nice round head.
Thank you.
You saved me from a mistake?
You're my streamer and I can't let you go with some e-girl who's going to ruin your life and divorce you for your buddy.
So I'm gonna be there for you. I'm gonna be there
I'm gonna be the guy who makes you into the game at war Lord. You should be it together a big chart a jigsie
We're gonna form a non
Definitely not gay partnership you and me brother. We're gonna go together
What the- okay I-
We have a one walk and two, Lola!
Oh my god, um, what's-
Obviously not a bunny. I'm a cat girl.
What's going on, Lola?
I'm doing pretty good, Lola.
Can you turn the music down a little bit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you, sir. Turn it down a little bit, please.
Lola how you look very uh, only look very uh spectacular this this Thursday night. Thank you
No worries. You like my outfit. Oh, I like I like ever I like yeah, I like yeah. Yeah, I like yeah
I'm sorry for a date tonight. Uh, me too. Jesus. Uh, Lola have you ever um,
I lost my train of thought Lola. Can you know that you said you're a cat not a bunny right?
Yeah, do you meow?
Don't worry guys we got someone who might really blow your mind. I'm giving you cat mom
Come on out cat mom cat mom oh my oh my god oh my god
Ow!
Oh, yeah!
oh, yeah.
Cat mom! Cat mom!
Yeah?
Cat mom! Why is your name Cat mom?
I love my baby cats! I have seven.
I have seven cats.
Seven cats or kittens?
Oh my god.
Cats.
I don't even know one person
Oh my god, I'm on this button.
Hey, hello, hi.
Hi.
can make maybe we can date tonight cheese is bunny you look you look fabulous
tonight you look thank you so much careful where I'm going on ladies how are
you and brown is badass you've ever seen here is Jabari job but what the fuck
Hey, this is a I thought it was a date. It's a date. It's this isn't I can't get up the bug bro. Don't worry
No, no
the same way and we kind of matched what would you say the name was my name is
uh jt bro or Nick someone to me your name was Ben they get the wrong that
like one in ten banners on my bad my bad my bad my bad my bad my bad okay we
cool we cool I'll see you the next one you're all probably gonna get eliminated
Bro, we're not dating you bro. Yeah, I'm looking for a buck with you bro. I'm not
I'm not
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know I know I like
What a talk to me
I'm Jabari Jones on the stage the longest that's got to mean something
All right next to test it. Yeah
I'm just saying hear him out bro hear him out
From zest to zest our next contestant
She is so ready to meet you both. Oh my god, so tight
What do you mean by she's tight I don't get
If you want to know how I'm tired I can explain it
How are you what did you say your name was?
What did you say your name was?
You can call me so pussy or so mom. I call you mommy, baby. Can I call you mommy? Yes, you can
Question for you. Yeah, anything literally anything. I
I can't help but notice your nose. So I'm curious. Um, I've heard if you have a big nose, it's really good to sit on it. Is that true, Vinington?
Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
Oh, hi, Jinxie. Hi, what's going on?
Sorry, I'm just a little nervous over here. I'm not really talking. I'm just nervous.
Oh, wait. Come here. Come here. Don't be nervous. What's wrong?
What's wrong?
It's okay, handsome.
It's okay.
Don't be nervous.
We're all just as nervous as you are.
Okay.
Yeah.
I just want to say you look very beautiful.
And yeah.
Me?
Oh, God damn.
All right.
Well, we will probably see you in the next round.
I hope that I get to see you both again when I try.
Baby, you are you well, mommy.
I've noticed that Jinxie does seem to match better with the male contestants so far
Our next contestant is a silver
Mercedes-Benz
SLS AMG I'm into Mercedes. I'm into Mercedes. Let me see. What the fuck is this?
What how am I supposed to take a call on a date?
Not just a car. I'm trans baby a transformer
Yo
I'm sound wave
Get yourself so you can do it all anything from a car to a humanoid robot. I'm yours, baby
Oh
Can I just so you want to date us? Oh
Yeah, ever since Megatron destroyed well ever since the old spark cube got destroyed. I've been looking for a different time
So if we were to have that sex, where do I where do I put it like where do I put my dick?
Oh, you just I'm in baby
Yeah
Yeah, that's exactly it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Check out that.
Wow.
What the heck?
That is absolutely insane.
We have a beautiful woman here to meet two lovely guys.
Her name is Niel, Zoe.
Wait, Zoe?
Zoe or...
Zoe.
Oh.
Wait, Zoe?
I was gonna say, Zoe, I love how you're wearing like a full like clothes like,
You know what I'm saying Zoe? I love that.
I like to give myself a little restricting to later dates.
What?
Just try.
What is that?
I see. Try Capital N, those faces.
Zoe is near.
I've been told I like the room and I've also been told I'm a lot.
We'll see which one finds, we'll see which one wins tonight.
My bad.
Oh
I'm so yeah, I would just like to say I really like your outfit, too
I'm gonna have to agree with Jinxie here, you know a very clothed very very studious. I like it. Oh
I thank you. Hey, Rob. What is this sign right here? What is this sign, bro?
Pardon me
You know, there's Dan Graffiti artist.
That's AI, Zoe.
Okay, it's AI.
It's not real.
Yeah, we don't know what I can promise Zoe.
So Zoe, who's more handsome?
Me or Muda?
Zoe, who's more handsome?
If I'm going to be honest, I find myself getting lost in your Emerald Treasures and
his long nose.
I mean, your eyes by the way.
He has glasses on.
How do you even see his eyes?
So we will probably see you in the next round unless Mura eliminates you, all right?
Alrighty.
Thank you.
Damn, well I liked the jinxie with that one. Sorry to Pinocchio. She did not seem into it.
Alright, next contestant.
I don't understand.
A cat girl named Na-Yuki.
Cat girl?
You said a cat.
Ohhhh.
Hi.
My name's Na-Yuki. I'm a cat girl from New Zealand. It's nice to meet you.
Meow?
me out yeah I just make sure you don't turn around too much when you're on all
fours so what did you say your name was I'm so sorry cat what sorry
Mayuki. Mayuki. I love your name. I don't know what I like. I love your skirt. Yeah, I like the titties. Thank you. Sorry.
Thank you. Okay, okay. And so are you, if you're a cat girl, are you looking for like a dog?
Well, I mean, I've been hunted by wolves before, but I'm always in the market for something
different.
I'm, uh, looking for like a puppy or like a dog.
I don't know.
It depends what you are.
Oh.
You sound like a puppy.
Yeah.
Oh!
Mura, shut up!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
She's not into you, dude.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Can we send the fucking engine of the car off?
I still hear it.
It's so loud.
Can we send the engine of the car off?
All right, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
We'll maybe see you at the next round.
Thank you.
Next up is a little snail.
And she is here to be eaten by you guys.
Oh my God.
This is Cappy Patty.
Me, me, me, I want to eat, I want to eat.
Uh, Jinxie.
Hi.
Uh, uh, hello.
Hello, I'm Kavi or Kavi Patty. It's nice to meet you both.
Stop, I can't eat me.
Kind of a...
Like, literally, like, literally sit on my nose until I die.
Like, I don't know.
No!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Maybe it's history.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
So, who do you think is more handsome between us?
Hmm.
The Arch-Eye Advertiser in real life.
Real life.
I
Have to go with Mooda dude he was fitted up so fresh today everyone was talking about it. I'm so sorry
Hey, uh Krabby Patty, uh, I want to say you look amazing from the from the tight pants to your face
To your hair to the leaf. Can you please do a 180 for me my love?
I mean, I was so excited to be here and so nervous, but she is super super happy to
to see you to her name himmy come out himmy
hey himmy
how was your day
that's also a lot of yourself
well i'm british and i draw
uh...
and i'm learning things to you
wonder what you guys can teach me
all i can teach you everything anything and everything
sorry
Uh, so we watched. Yeah.
Hemi, what's your favorite color, Hemi?
My favorite color would have to be red.
You look, that was a bad time question.
Yeah, I mean, you look good in red, though.
You look good, you look good in red.
Aw, you look good in yellow.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm black.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay, well, Hemi, we'll maybe see you
in the next round, probably.
Thank you, Hemi.
Oh my God, what? I didn't see that.
The order you see that recoil is that by toss is that by toss it could break your neck, bro. Be careful
This next one. He's big. He's bad. This is yours. This is yours. You see huge huge massive personality
And he's here for you. This is Jacob. I springer. Jinxie. This is all you go
Hello, baby, how you doing
Oh my god!
Get up a little bit, man!
Now, come on up here. You, get up here now.
Come on, get in.
There you go.
Good job. You did so good.
You did so good.
Oh my god!
Hey, manium! No!
Hey, no, you're titties!
We kinda hate you.
Hey, my eyes are up here, baby.
Okay, good to see you guys.
I'm Dracoi, I'm ready to take control.
We're going crazy. All right, all right. Dracus, you all have a dracus like taco. Sorry. Draco, who do you think is more submissive? Me or Noda?
All right, let's do a little test. Let's do a little test. Okay. Let me see. All right, both y'all stand up for me. Come on
stand up
I'm talking about the real life cameras bitch. Damn. Don't get on the stage
All right now, who's your booth of good kitty here? Let's see your best poses
I'm not yeah, I'm saying down bro
Her name is simple and she's here to meet you
Yeah
Yes, yes, I'm getting your army
How are you?
Wait
Jesse you said daddy were you talking to me?
Who wants it oh me me I should know Jixie get out if you want I don't I mean
It's up to you
What I can see I guess I don't know what to see what happens. You like high-fiving. I'm sorry
Jesse Jesse can I be honest Jesse?
Oh
You look stunning tonight. I don't know if I like
Like, uh, I have a lot of personality, at least two of them.
Yeah!
Jesse, give me a high five, Jesse.
Yeah!
Give me a high five.
High five.
Yeah.
Alright, next one.
Next one, next one.
Wrong lady, Jesse.
Okay, no, it's out.
Alright, Jesse's tweaking.
Anyway, that's just the scene.
Galadis, come on down.
Galadis, that name sounds very unique.
Wait, what?
Oh, hello!
Hello, James! Hello!
Oh my god, is she good?
Yes!
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Are you good? Are you good?
Do we need to call an ambulance? Hello?
Are you okay?
I've already fallen for you, dearie.
Oh.
Muda, pick her up, bro.
Be a gentleman, Muda, pick her up.
Hey, hey, hey.
Come here, Granny, come here, come here, Granny, come here.
Oh, such a gentleman, dearie.
Over.
Your nose, oh.
It's all eyes on both of you.
Hey, thank you, I appreciate you.
Thank you, thank you, I appreciate you.
Grandma, oh, sorry, not grandma.
No, no, no, Gladys, Gladys.
The first thing you notice about Muda was his nose.
Why?
Oh, cause it's just, it's phallic.
Here I have experience, much experience,
unlike the other whores in this place.
Hey!
Thank you so much, Grammy.
Oh!
Gladys stop eating that!
Stop!
Okay, ladys have an amazing class.
Maybe we'll go to the next round, ladys.
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't think anything's popping out, okay?
He's gonna pop out
You're doing great Gladys
I don't even how old is she?
It's like 51st stage the Alzheimer's makes her love you more
We've got a YouTuber you might have heard of him his name gaming whale one two three four five
Yes, we got him
Gaming what what the fuck in animatronic what?
dubstep intro comments now
hello mr. jizzy
hello mr. murder my name is game in a 1 2 3 4 5 on youtube
it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance tonight how are you guys doing
uh you might have the most aura I've ever seen in my life
yeah you coming from you mr. jizzy that is the highest
Hey, hey, I don't go by jizzy, bro. Hey, you can call me. Hey, you can call me. I'm sorry. Call me. You want me to call me?
Mr. Jay?
Jay, man, just jizzy, bro. It's not jizzy. Just jizzy.
Okay, Mr. Jizzley, I'm really sorry about that.
Yeah, uh, jizzy.
Hey, I'll wait a little bit. So can you explain to us what you are? Like, are you a whale?
Are you, what are you? Are you a robot? Like, what are you?
I'm a gaming quail from the Atlantic Ocean.
So now, how are we gonna date you though?
Yeah, I don't understand.
But I have a lot of holes and I can feel them, maybe under the table.
Turn around, turn around, turn around, turn around for us.
Yes daddy, yes daddy.
OOOOOOOOH!
How are you? How are you?
Hi, how are y'all? Oh my Jesus.
Oh my goodness.
I don't even fucking know.
thank you take care take care take care take care take care God bless God bless God bless yeah God
bless you saved the whales next up we have a very fat fairy and her name is fluthy what do you mean
very what what does that mean hello what does that mean what does that mean yeah with the ph and
or like thick with like a lot of C's you know you feel me but yeah uh do you like uh like
tall muscular gamers who are champion in rainbow six each um i've heard that like tall muscular
gamers and also like kind of like skinnier ones like really big like like snack like snack closets
and you know that's really hot do you like big noses i love big noses i love to be filled i mean
who said that anyways hello i'm uh i'm also a bunny um and did you know easter is this sunday
guys are you excited are you excited for easter what a bunny i'm very excited oh i don't like
staring at me at this point i mean i can't what if i were to date you what would we do on easter
since you're a bunny um well i was looking for someone to like fill my basket so hopefully we
We can do a lot of healing.
Back at this Easter, um...
Can you do that to me?
Ah!
Alright, alright, alright.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness gracious.
Thank you very much, Miss Bloopy. Flutter on back.
Jesus.
Aw, hey, before you...
That is an absolute dump truck.
Oh my god.
Can I just say something?
a water first of all one second please water water water water
right you can go ahead yes yes yeah no no no no no no just go
i wanted my wait go go ahead go go go go
all right man all right sorry our next contestant he's 52 years old wrinkled
and might have more aura than anyone i've ever met it's leon s kennedy
leon s kennedy
Hey, how's it going you might not know who I am.
Wait, someone's behind here, someone's behind here.
I didn't know I was inviting a party.
Oh Leon.
Oh my.
Bro Leon it is and I am I am honored to meet you Leon
Listen, I appreciate that
It's nice to meet you sir. It's very nice to meet you. You too
I'm chillin. I'm chillin young under here looking for some bros
You know, I'm just here to hang out look for some growth. Maybe I can go if you're who knows
What type of bros do you mean like friends or yeah, what are you what are you I mean friends
You're broke you guys ever been on a bro date. Maybe I can help you guys get some girls who knows
Yeah
Oh
No
Don't make it weird right don't make it weird
I appreciate you
and everything from grabbing bottles with her feet to being a sexy stripper.
Her name is Faye.
I love strippers.
I'm a little nervous about it.
Why are you nervous?
God damn!
I'm Faye.
Hey Faye, is that a necklace or a choker?
Is that a choker?
I mean if you want to choke me up, but it is a choker.
What did you say your name was, my love?
It is a fey, like hey, that's a fey.
Fey, you are absolutely stunning.
Fey, there's a lot of stunning.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Have you ever thought about suffocating someone with your thighs?
I have.
Would you want to be one with you to try?
I
She can I've seen her do it
God
Hey, I'm they I don't know what I like more your hair
Your hair your eyes your ass your titties your thighs your feet
I don't know what I like more your personality your voice the heart on your head. I don't know. I feel like yeah, I don't even
Oh my god.
Faith is so much going on there.
Thank you so much man.
I really appreciate it.
I honestly think you're gonna give me some pressure.
She seems nice, right?
She seems kind of nice.
Look at her.
What are you doing?
He doesn't stop.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
What are you doing?
Stop!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I don't know, I don't know.
Yeah, that's okay.
He's trying to find your wife.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
She's very, very, very exotic.
Wait, what did you say?
I'd like to introduce you to you, Binz, from France.
Ah, hello.
Mommy, mommy, mommy.
Mommy, mommy.
My name is you Binz. I'm the endomest horniest cat that I'm here to pick you on the right tonight.
She's French.
She's French. Can you, uh, can you say, uh, can you say you like big noses in French?
She doesn't know me.
Oh.
Call me your good little boy in French?
Oh, yeah, I'm a nice little boy.
Oh, Jesus.
We, we, we, we...
We, you teach me French?
We, I'm called Mouda.
Can I go to the left?
Sure.
Sorry.
You're the owner of the MS.
Oh my God.
My name is Jinxie Alens from Paris Saint-Chamon.
test it unfortunately
haha
nice up
actually
im as locked in as i can fucking be
im gonna go cross
flaka
flaka or flaka
flaka
this is flaka
4 for 4 bitch get out here
oh
wait
Yeah, I'm flacking nice to meet you puppy. Are you the love of my visa today or who is
the the invited person here
she's she's
green car
they're american they're american
oh gringos oh hello oh my
puppies how you doing today
I like you, please.
Hello Juanito, how are you? Hello Manuel.
I'm not speaking. I'm not speaking.
I'm very hot in Flaca.
I'm very hot. I don't know if the AC here doesn't work a lot,
but they have to raise the temperature here.
Come on, come on.
Two very fucking...
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Okay, okay.
Oh!
Oh my god.
She's got his green card, bro.
Oh my god.
You're not pregnant.
I'm pregnant.
Oh.
Latina is pregnant.
My kissing.
Oh.
Bye, baby, Ladi.
Oh, my God.
I'm getting a car.
Yo, I'm not lying.
You're the method.
You're the method, bro.
I won't lie.
Are you okay?
I think he's just really taking in the fact that he got a girl pregnant just now.
I literally might have just not done it on myself, bro.
Oh, my God.
How many girls are left?
How many people do have left?
We got seven more, we got seven more.
Okay, you're the one, you're the one, you're the one, you're the one, you're the one, you're the one.
Alright, next one out.
I would like to give you Jeremiah Eustis Thibode Thibidu, the third.
What the fuck?
Who the fuck did that?
What's his name?
What the fuck is this?
Hello, gentlemen. It's a pleasure to make you all acquaintance.
I am the esteemed Jeremiah Eustis Thibidu, the third out of Jackson County, Louisiana.
And uh, you're not here to date me, I'm sure that you're thinking, oh no no no no, I can assure you, you're not here to be dating me right now, I'm here to like fill a request, why, why get out of here, hey, come on get your ass out of here, come on.
Holy aura, this is your wife, that's your wife sir?
This is my wife.
I wish she was my wife.
Sorry.
And
We have a little bit of a predicament you see I'm kind of me being a little bit indisposed down here
What with the collo aika as you can see?
Well, I'll just get right to it. I just want to watch y'all fuck my wife. I'll be so real
I just want to watch y'all fuck my wife
All right, so
My goodness
Oh my god
So you want us to...
You want us to fuck your wife
We've had a bit of an issue in the past, we're both subject to a bit of a curse
I'm coming baby, I'm coming
I have become a chicken man
As you can see, my pecker has been replaced with a different kind of pecker
I no longer have the equipment
And it turns out I really get into cluck-holdry
And so, you know, I just figured that I would go ahead and watch y'all just bang the shit out of her whenever y'all
What did you say her name? What did you say her name was what did you say her name was?
Felicia Felicia I want to Felicia. We'll get you out into the next round. Felicia. Felicia. I'll see you in the next round
Baby, can you can you give me a can you give me a kiss, please?
Yeah, make sure you dodge the nose for each time I wouldn't mind that
Rock hard if I actually had a penis right now
all right we'll see y'all in the next one thank you thank you Felicia
take care Felicia we have a lovely lady by the name of Lelew here to be
YouTube
I'm a little sucky-wiss cat girl
Okay, take the words out of my mouth
Lulu, would you consider yourself a god mommy?
Solutely, I would love to be your god mommy
Oh mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy
Both of us?
Of course.
I would love to get to explore your personality.
Do you like big noses?
Of course I do. The bigger the better.
What about medium size?
Or like slightly, but on average?
That's actually perfect.
I don't know, it's like, okay, into the next round probably.
Oh my God!
They're very good at the gag there, huh?
God.
Can you guys a little good by it?
Oh yes, you can, my love, yes you can, baby.
Come here, Jinxie.
Okay.
What a poem.
Oh.
Come here, Muda.
Me I'm not gonna leave you out of course right here. Oh, oh good boy
Into the next round most likely probably I'm actually I'm legitimately hard
You thank God. I thought she was gonna get pregnant like the last girl. You kiss. Oh
Poof! Josh Bullet there. Next up, we have our 25th contestant and we're in the last five. This is his suite.
His suite.
Hello, hello. My cuties.
How are you doing today?
I'm doing good, how are you?
Oh, my.
Thank you.
You guys look so handsome tonight.
Oh my god.
I thank you, mommy.
Thank you, mommy.
You have the most beautiful curves I've ever seen, respectfully.
Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing.
It's like an hour class, but you're there.
Like, you can see more of that later.
Mommy, what did you say your name was, mommy?
My name's Hisu.
Can I ask you a question?
You can call me whatever you want.
Can I ask you a question, mommy?
Can I ask you a question mommy?
Yeah, what are those chains for on your feet?
You know I was thinking maybe I can chain you up or if you want me to end up that works, too
I go that way is
Into the next round, please
Thank you so much. He's
You're amazing. Thank you very much.
I don't know what to say.
Like, Muda, here's the thing, bro.
We have called our mommy in front of each other, bro.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like, they're going to get jealous, bro.
You're only walking out of here with one girl, bro.
Like, you're calling everybody mommy.
You got to get your shit together.
I already kind of have my wife, I think.
I'm pretty sure.
Really?
You can only have one mommy.
Maybe like two mommies in special situations.
Yeah.
But I already have like your Mormon.
You can have like five wives.
Well, I mean, okay. No, that works. I mean, you should have like a top three Muda. I feel like you're desperate, bro
I have a top three. I have a top three already, but you need to lock in for the later rounds. Okay
All right, come back to me. It's the next person. We gotta keep this moving. Next up we got pigeon poe
I'm here to say it's these bitches like Lee is here. We should choose a bro. That's all I'm saying. Big ol bro, big ol toe, ho, hey, hot, scavenin, hot, hot, ho, mother fucker.
Pigeon, how are we gonna date you, bro? You think about that, bro? How are we gonna date you, bro?
Man, look at me, bro. Just look at me. I didn't need you to look at me.
Okay. I'm looking, bro.
How are we gonna do that? Yeah, I don't understand.
Exactly. Listen, bro. You see these holes?
No, no, no, no, no, no. They ain't good looking.
How do we, like, how do we get into it? I'm kinda confused.
Listen, listen.
I'll get you five holes a night in one day. I'll tell you that much.
What?
We'll think about it.
I'll give you a rain check on that one.
I got you, motherfucker.
Wrong way, wrong way.
Wrong way.
He'll figure it out.
I think he's going to the bathroom.
You're not the one.
And she actually got Barbara to see.
They're perfect.
Here's Jinx.
Jinx, Jinx, okay.
Whoa!
Wagwan, Jinxie, I'm Jinx,
a fellow freaky gaming VTuber.
My mission tonight is to seed your haul
and plant a loom.
And now we're bruh calling the VTuber.
Hi.
Could I plant the, the, the viewser?
You see, where's the loom if you don't kill me?
I want to be with you forever and ever!
Sounds like a plan!
Your name is Jinx?
It is! I'm the Jinx of VTubers!
Oh my god! And my name is Jinxie. It's like a match made in heaven. You know what I'm saying?
They're perfect for each other.
Sorry, back away a little further back. They're perfect for each other.
That's all yours.
Okay.
Can I get like a chicken?
You know, like a kiss?
I don't want to give it to you right now. You'd have to put me in your next round.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, fair fair fair fair fair.
Alright, alright, alright, I'll see you at the next round, probably, maybe.
I'll see you at the next round, probably, maybe.
Next up, uh...
How does she do that?
This guy's name is just Tony Maloney.
Tony Maloney?
Oh, that's it, that's all I play.
I'm kinda scared what's about to come from this curtain. I'm gonna be on...
What the fuck?
Hello!
All right, my name is Tony Malone. Now listen before you say anything, you know what you're thinking. All right, this guy's a catch
But I'm not your date tonight. Instead. I'll be letting my sister take the reins
People do say we look alike, but let me introduce you to Tonya Malone
What what?
Yes, wait, maybe so they're just like I'm just kind of confused. I don't understand
Hi, I'm Tonya Malone. I'm here to get typed unplugged so you better make this work my while.
I'll see you out in the court.
So this is Tony's sister Tonya?
That's me Tonya, Tony's sister.
You sound identical to Tony.
Yeah.
You sound identical to Tony.
Even the face kind of looks the same too. I won't lie.
Alright, listen, let's not judge here at first, alright? Face value. Alright, listen, I'm not gonna do anything.
Yeah, maybe you should just kiss Mooder on it and see how it goes.
Oh, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I, I, I, I, I, I think I'm gonna say I think I'm gonna pass on this.
Thank you so much.
Oh my god.
And he also just went down there. It's gonna be a pigeon in her in the bathroom.
Anyway, the one I'm interested in after that one is, uh, Naomi. Come on out, Naomi.
Hi, I'm Naomi. I really like horror games and scary movies, and I'm looking for a guy
that likes to be bossed around, so...
Naomi, could you smack me in the face?
Yeah, sure. If you're interested, maybe later though. Maybe later though.
Not right now. Maybe later.
I'm sorry, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Did you, you wanted a guy that you could throw around?
Is that what you said?
Boss around, like boss around, like tell you what to do.
Do you like that?
Oh, yeah, I, yeah.
Can you boss, like maybe boss mood around
just so we can see like a, like kind of, I can.
Can I just be, can I just back in it?
Yeah, sure, yeah.
Hey, big nose, get on your knees.
Good boy, dark.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Good boy, good boy, yeah.
the boy thank you boys maybe see you later bye thank you yeah bro you're
barking like I'm a final contestant of this round after which you'll eliminate
15 of these 30 lovely people is Abby
Hello there, Miss Chulot, and my name is Abbey, I'm your S.A.C.S. by C.S. Skeleton Girl.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
Get her into the next one. Get her into the next one.
That's it. That's it. I appreciate it.
Yeah, now yeah, no, it's works out. This work now. Yep. Okay, so we're about to enter the elimination round and now
You are gonna have to go on a date with each and every single one of these people there
They're pretty short dates in the next round. I don't want to keep you guys here like all night
So do you want to eliminate like 16 now?
Yeah, that's fine
16 is good. 16 is good.
I kind of never want it to end. Yeah. Oh, sorry.
Each of you guys are going to eliminate 8.
If you want to spice things up, we can make it so you guys can't talk to each other.
And if you eliminate the wrong person, you can just be mad at each other.
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay, all right. Can we bring everyone back out then?
All right, guys.
Okay.
Wait, so we eliminate them?
Yes, you're going to eliminate 2 their face.
I actually need you guys to go away because he only has X amount of avatars shown and you guys are gonna like fuck that up
Unfortunately, so I just need you guys to go a little bit farther away for a little bit. Okay
They're all lined up here can we hit the suspense full elimination music, please
Okay
We're gonna start with you jinxie you're gonna be the first one to eliminate
Let's do this game show style where you eliminate them and say why you're eliminating them. Okay, you can choose anyone on the stage
They're eliminating each
All right
When you guys get away, we have to tell them so that we don't like get to tell them why yeah, it's kind of like
I have to tell them why I'm eliminating them. All right, I pick eight
So you're gonna do eight after me or how does it work? Yes. Yes
You guys can alternate you guys can alternate. Okay, so it's more like
that um
God this is really hard.
Chanye, step forward.
So Chanye, I want to eliminate you because I feel like there wasn't really much of a sparks and a connection and
I just didn't really think we'd kill, I didn't think we hit it off.
Oh my God.
I'm not even angry.
Alright, that's fine. I'm gonna just go in down here.
All right, this is a good one.
Uh, I'm gonna go ahead...
I'm gonna go ahead and eliminate, um...
So, does the chicken come with his wife?
Yes, they come together. Well, no, you...
Yes, keep it. Keep it. Keep it.
Okay.
Uh, can we please, uh, get rid of, uh, Mr., uh, Whale Shark, uh, Nintendo...
I don't even, I don't even know. Well, can you please step up here, please?
Gaming whale, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5?
Yeah, gaming whale, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Uh, I'm not gonna lie, I just, there's a couple reasons why I want to eliminate you, first of all.
I feel like if I were to kiss you, you would just eat my entire head.
Second of all, I don't think we have a good, uh, you know, a good...
Yeah, you know, I don't think we have a good chemistry going on here.
I don't I don't feel your personality. I'm not I'm not intertwined with your vibe, you know
So yeah, I'd like to get rid of a killer whale one two three four five
Give me one two three four five one you two please give me name right now
Very dark baby the list are I understand your reasonings the only thing I would say is I am the tightest here
My hole is like a fist everybody else here
The holes hang open like mouth of tired dog. So yeah, you're gonna eliminate me you're gonna have the loosest experience
You're gonna lose out on the tightness
Okay
So, um, Geralda, step forward.
How do you know their names?
This is gonna be hard to do.
Geralda, please step, yeah.
Me, dear.
Yeah, um, so yeah, step forward.
Oh, help me, dear, help me.
Okay, yeah, I got you, I'm right here.
All right, careful now, dearie.
Oh, oh.
Oh my God, oh my God, are you okay?
So, I just, like, I want to probably eliminate you because, um, it's not you, it's me, it's just, I don't know if I'm gonna be the best boyfriend for you. You know what I'm saying? I don't know.
Oh dear, my bitch mate, Mark Gaspank of a grandson said I couldn't get with you, I was going to prove him wrong, did you see?
You know, I wanted to say that, you know, I was honestly going to marry you, but since he's getting rid of you, I guess I'm just going to have to find another wife, I guess.
Oh fuck, all these fucking whores.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, they're not! Hey, hey, they're not!
Hey, they're not! Hey, they are beautiful!
They are beautiful, respectable women.
They are all beautiful, respectable women.
Hey, hey, hey!
Get out of here!
Yeah, she's dead.
Alright, alright, alright, get out of here, get out of here.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
Alright, Muda, your elimination.
Alright, Muda.
Umm...
Make sure you look in the back too.
Yeah, can y'all just open up, can y'all just open up, can y'all, sorry.
Yeah, we gotta see everyone.
Yeah, can y'all open up please, can y'all open up please?
You gotta be careful saying that in a VR chat lobby though.
Okay, sorry, sorry.
Oh my god.
Oh, okay.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
What's wrong with the check?
Look at the check it now.
What is this?
All right
Well, what's wrong with the chick look at the chicken with his wife. Yeah
Yeah
You come to the honey. Oh my god
Oh, I'm gonna have to choose elimination. I
Can I eliminate
Can I eliminate a
Wiggle nipple. Can I can I eliminate wiggle nipple here, please wrong answer choose again?
I I don't I I
Going cross-eyed looking at your nipples, bro. I think I need to I think I need to eliminate you. I'm gonna be honest
You know, can I just be honest? Can I say why?
You know, I I don't first of all, I don't know if I think I'm straight
know I think I'm into a woman and second of all I think I don't know
I don't know why are you eliminating him?
listen first of all
you can't even get a reason can you? I uh I just I don't I I don't I can't
get this guy out of here!
I swear that's a brutal frame log.
I'm sorry to friends like this, man.
This is sort of a frame log.
I was going to keep you in, bro.
This is definitely a frame log here, though.
So that's the real man here.
He knows his truth.
I've been losing pussy.
He got you pussy.
Sorry.
I'm sorry, that was a pressure.
But now it's my turn to the elimination.
Yeah, that's your turn.
Hey, Chad, how's it going?
I'm not going to eliminate you.
Also, can you guys stop putting sprays that look
like sperm cells, please?
OK, I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
Chad, are you nervous?
Is everything OK?
Yeah, I just I've been watching you for 84 months.
And I just I'm a big fan of what you would be with someone
who's going to break your heart and take at least half
of your money because I don't think
I'm going to remove this group here. I am going to remove
I'm sorry.
Muda, what?
Muda, what the fuck?
Muda, stop!
Muda, get together you horny bastards!
Stop!
Pigeon, I'm gonna be eliminating you, bro.
I'm sorry, bro.
Why?
I wasn't gonna get with him!
I had nothing wrong with him!
I liked him!
No, Pigeon, I'm sorry.
I get you fine!
Pigeon, trust me!
Trust me!
Keep the shame going, all right?
I'm sorry.
I'm fucking mad!
Pigeon, I'm sorry, man.
It's not you it's them all right. It's not you it's nice. Have a look pass with pigeons. Okay, you got my I get it
I get it. I get it. Um
Okay, I think I'm gonna have to um eliminate
There's just um
Um, it's just really hard, guys, I'm not going to lie, uh, can I, can I talk to JC for just
one moment?
Because I feel bad.
What if I, yeah, please, please, I don't want to eliminate the wrong person.
Give me one moment.
Uh, hello, lady.
How are you?
I don't know why they didn't put you on stage my love you look beautiful
sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry listen listen jimmy jimmy jimmy what the girl listen
listen I want okay the girl on the far right side she's gonna have blue hair focus me focus
to me there's gonna be girl her name is jinx do you like her do you like jinx cuz I
I wanna remove her hair.
Yes, yes, yes.
Wiggle like her.
Actually, yeah, you can remove her, you can remove her.
Just, I want to remove her Tina.
Keep the Tina.
No, no, no, no, no.
I think that's my watch.
I think this blue hair girl that has
it's some thick Toronto accent.
Like, I don't know, it's giving me weird vibes.
All right, come on, get it on.
All right, all right, all right.
We gotta hurry bro, we gotta wait some time.
Oh, I'd like to eliminate I'd like to eliminate I'd like to eliminate Jinx here
Yeah, Jinx, I'm sorry
Jinx I don't I just feel like we don't have a
Connection I think it's me not you
I think you're very
I'm sorry from Britain for this! Freak you, Wasteman!
I'mma get my guys on you! Respect my ends, bruv!
Get out my face!
Sorry about that, it was nice to meet you.
You scared? Are you scared or what, mate?
I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry.
Yeah, I was a freaking man.
Alright, well, I'm sorry you have to leave. I'm really sorry.
I hope you have a nice night.
I'm sorry, Jinx. Have an amazing night, Jinx.
Uh, Scaratina?
She's fine. She's fine. She's fine.
I feel bad.
Ah, it's not.
Scaratina, how are you doing? How are you doing?
I'm doing very well. How are you doing, Papi?
Okay.
Uh, all right.
So, I was thinking a lot and I think I'm gonna eliminate you.
I think you have a very beautiful...
I think you have a very beautiful voice.
But can I explain?
Okay, because hey, I think you just I don't even know how we're gonna bang honestly. I can't even it's just bones
It's just you bring new life into my bones with that like crazy voice of yours, you know
I know I know rich for you. I know I love your voice, but I just have to get rid of
Pero every good
Teller of Ella has a good love triangle. There could be a love triangle here. You know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's not you. It's not you.
No, don't cry. No, don't cry. No, no, no.
This is so hard to do. What have you got?
What are we at? Are we at four?
I think you're on your fourth? Yeah, I think you're on your fourth.
I'm gonna have to could I please get rid or remove
Jixi jixi jixi jixi jixi jixi come on go come on
I'd like to I just feel
I think it's just not going to work between me and you, Krabby Patty, I'm sorry Krabby
Patty.
It's okay, it happens to the best of us, have you guys had fun?
Take care Krabby Patty, take care, have an amazing night, Krabby Patty, take care.
Have a good night Krabby, have a good night Krabby.
shit
Really really going to be eliminating
All right, look who's back here. Yo Jabari come to the front of the stage
No, no
Excuse me, pardon me.
Yeah, what's going on?
Jeff, goodbye.
I don't know how we're gonna date, bro.
I don't know how it's gonna happen.
I don't get it, what you mean?
Bro, it's like I'm looking for a beautiful woman tonight, bro.
Like, how are we gonna date?
I mean, you wanna see something?
You wanna see something?
I'm gonna prove it to you with one.
I don't even need to speak.
Watch this.
Ah!
Get him out, get him out!
Get him out!
Get him out! Get the fuck off the stage!
Get the fuck off the stage!
You a bitch, big man, are you a bitch?
Get the fuck off the stage!
Fuck you!
Get the fuck off the stage!
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of the stage!
The fuck was that?
I'm sorry about that.
I thought I'm sorry about that.
This is usually happened.
Next Elimination.
Gigi does have a question with you.
Okay, I guess he's gonna give you...
Why are you picking the easiest people to kick out so I have to kick out all the all the hard ones
Bro, just go follow your heart, bro. All right
Ladies can you uh miss is not miss is miss is the hour go up?
Oh
Golf money, can you please move to the right for a second, baby?
Yeah
um
No, no, no, no, no, no, not him. Not him. Hey, hey, hey, I need him. He's gonna save me tonight. Not him
Okay, okay
Leon, can you please step to the front of the stage, please? Oh
Are you sure you're gonna do this? I don't know man. I don't know because I don't know like I can help you
So I got you bad. I
All right, I trust you
Oh my god, I mean
Okay, um the what was your name
What's your name?
Yes, you.
Can you please come to the start?
Is there something wrong with this one?
Hi Zoe, how are you?
Can you please step to the front?
Bro, talk to her bro.
Come on man.
Zoe, I think you have a really amazing personality and you look good.
But I think this I think with the I think that I just don't want to lead you on because I already know
I feel like I already know my wife, and I just don't want to lead you on for nothing
I feel like I'd be a fucked up human to just lead you on so I'd rather just
Can't even change your mind with a date I
Think I'm just gonna I think I just don't want to I just don't want to lead you on I
See I'm sorry
I just did oh my god don't cry oh my god oh my god I'm sorry oh my god I'm sorry I'm
sorry I'm sorry it was a guy I fuck it was a guy it was a guy
Joey is neat. What the fuck is it?
You're not just chocolate. Fuck off.
I hate that guy. I fucking hate that guy.
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
My god, Jisya, you see how I knew?
I had a feeling.
This guy just fucking plugged.
No fucking way to tell her.
I had a fucking feeling.
All right, go.
All right, let me lock in here.
My next elimination.
How many eliminations do we have left now?
Oh, fuck.
Bullshat, I knew it!
There was something weird about him. There was something weird about him, I knew it!
So, uh, ma'am, or not ma'am, sorry, Miss in the Red? Yes, yes.
Hi.
What was your name? Your name was Himi, right?
Himi, yeah, that's my name. Hi.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep you around.
Can I just give you that?
No, no, you're good, you're good.
Okay
Can you step forward now? Oh, you're weird you're weird you're weird you're weird you're weird
You're not gonna get any of the holes without me
Here's the thing bro. I know bro, but I just I feel like you're sort of logging in a way
So like I know I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'll show you bro trust like I got you. This is not my first radio
Listen, but you know this I'm telling you
Leon I'm sorry I have to eliminate you bruh
Leon no I ain't Leon
Leon no
It's the same
Leon no no Leon
You know
Such a shame bro
Whoa whoa whoa
No no no
Wait wait wait
Whoa whoa whoa
Leon I hear you
You should go for this right
No no
game girls anyways we found me and you asked that render 62 oh hey come on come on that
wasn't necessary dude come on my run
no get out, get out, get out, get out
Oh
That was brutal that was the hardest one. Yeah, fine
Okay, I think I'm only five more five more
Can I
Hi, Mom.
Can I, uh, what, um...
Ludo? Back up.
Oh, you're looking at him.
So, uh, about that, about that two-hour event thing, Jinxie, you know, that's gonna be, uh, that's gonna be kind of hard, you know?
We won't have to limit working from the first round.
I could stay there for 30 hours.
What's the matter, you e-ass can't afford gas money?
Who are you illuminating here?
Hey, what a megatron, sex-a-ton.
I don't even know what you are.
I'm a soundwave.
You're a soundwave, yeah.
Soundwave, can you please come to the front of the stage,
please?
Oh my god.
Ladies, sorry, sorry, ladies.
Can y'all just move ladies?
Can y'all move for a second?
Ladies watch out. Ladies watch out.
I don't know who said that, but you have an amazing voice.
Okay, Mr. What'd you say your name was? Sorry?
Family.
Soundwave. So I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I work out. I have really high testosterone,
and I don't know how we would make this work to be honest,
because I'm not, I don't know if I could fuck metal.
Second of all, yeah, bro.
And we're just gonna have to get you out, bro.
We're just gonna have to get you out.
I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry.
We're gonna have to get you out.
If you can't afford gas money, brother, it's okay. Say so.
Can you stop putting your balls in my eyes?
What you done being a weed?
Nah.
Where will it take you? Your autism will take you back to us.
What?
I won't let you.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Um...
So how was your day today? I think Jesus I think Jesus internet just crashed
Jinxies stream crashed
Well, he crashed in game to
His power went out
No
How do we get him back?
Is it out completely or did it like reset?
All right ladies listen ladies ladies ladies
While Jixi's gone, I'm gonna take care of this, okay?
Ladies, ladies.
Do you eliminate some more?
No, no, no, I'll eliminate, but I don't know who he likes, and I don't know who he doesn't,
so I just want to, you know, introduce myself to every single one of these ladies, you
know what I'm saying?
Can I just walk through and introduce myself?
Sure, yeah, you can tell, you can, hey, how about yourself?
I'm full of that, it's your show.
What the fuck are you going now?
What's going on? What's going on ladies?
How are you? How are y'all?
Can all y'all turn on your mics?
Can you guys all turn on your mics?
How are you?
What's going on?
Oh my God!
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a good boy baby!
I'm a good boy, baby! I'm a good boy!
How are y'all, ladies? Y'all look good! Y'all look amazing!
Hey, lady, y'all! You look so handsome!
You look good, baby! You look good!
Oh, yeah!
So, tell me! Tell me a little bit about yourself!
Excuse me, ladies! Excuse me, ladies!
Hi, Daddy William! Hi, baby!
Hi, buddy! How are you?
Good to see you!
How are you, baby? God damn it!
Thank you so much!
I did. How are you?
I missed you.
Why did I miss you?
You're such a heavyweight now at all.
All right, Leon. All right.
Leon, get the fuck out of here, Leon!
Damn!
Sorry, ladies. Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies.
Ladies, ladies, do you want to tell me a little bit about yourself?
Ladies, come on. Don't be shy.
Come on. Let's go.
Tell me a little bit about yourselves.
Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
I don't.
I like your smile.
I like big noses.
Who said that?
I love to suck in your big nose.
God, that was...
Uh...
What the...
I want to know if you really like game IRL as good as it is in Varen.
Do you want to carry me on the valet, Daddy?
I'm looking for true love, but I also need someone a little freaky to handle me.
Ladies, she...
This...
I don't mind trying something new.
Oh my God!
I think this is the best fucking day of my life ladies. I'm not sharing a lie.
Hi Moodle.
Hi my love, how are you?
How are you?
I'm good.
Oh my God.
Ladies, oh Jesus.
Can I just say something?
Hi.
Can I just say something?
Honestly, ladies, I wish I could spend the night with all of you.
I would if I could.
Unfortunately, you know, this is the show I have to eliminate.
Ladies, y'all are all beautiful.
Y'all are all beautiful, y'all are all sexy, y'all are all...
Oh, thank you, baby.
Thank you.
Y'all just seem like such...
My little chud.
Are you doing okay back here?
I'm doing amazing, my love.
Chud.
I'm doing amazing, my love.
I'm doing amazing.
Hey, hey.
Hey, you're doing great.
You're doing great.
Oh, I mean...
Y'all are all strong, independent.
Y'all are all strong.
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Y'all are all strong.
I'm with you.
So, I'm waiting for you to find me out.
I'm here.
You're strong.
I'm here.
You're going to carry me on a dollar?
Oh, I will carry you.
I'll carry you in real life.
Big what's up?
Carry me, carry me in a period.
Oh, my goodness.
So smooth.
I'm very light and easy to get around
Oh my god!
Can I give you a little kiss?
Ladies, let's get black in position
Ladies, no wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, ladies
My mood
Ladies, can I just get a kiss?
Ladies, can I just get a kiss, ladies?
Your teeth
What?
Oh ladies, ladies, thank you ladies, thank you ladies
I do appreciate you welcome back
you might be smothered by the way if you're talking oh never mind all right
GC it's your turn to eliminate it all right so for my next elimination for my
next elimination I am going to be eliminating um wait on the right what was your name again
Naomi yep you're staying um
it's tough on you man it's tough on you know what
it'll be harder no no no no no no no no no no no no no jixie jixie no
Jaycee, just look at his eyes man! Jaycee, look at his eyes man!
Wait, Muda, Muda, shut up, shut up!
Chad, let me talk to you bro, like for real.
I'm thinking about limiting you, but I kinda want me to keep you, I think.
I don't know bro.
Well, I would very much like to help you and prevent you from making a terrible mistake
that'll affect you for the rest of your natural life, cause you're my striber.
And if you eliminate me, I'd probably shit myself.
Okay. Second part wasn't necessary. Chubby, you're gonna stay. Okay? I am going to share
a limited date. Hemi, Hemi, I'm a limited date with you.
Aw, okay. Do you want to see the RME freezer? I spent hours on it.
Oh, the art you made for me? Sure. I'll check it out.
Yeah, I think I can do it.
Can you ping me and then I'll send it to him?
I already sent it to you.
Yeah, I'm telling you to ping me so that it shows up at the top of my BMs.
Alright, yeah, sorry.
Yeah, that's okay.
Are you guys though?
Wait, but Jaxie, she made art for you, dude.
She made art for you, dude.
Yeah, I know.
Are you really going to let me know if I go?
Rob?
What? Could I see the art?
Yeah, I'm going to send it to you.
I'm waiting for her to ping me.
Wait, I made multiple. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me send the other one too, because that one might give me a lemonade straight away.
Uh,
No, it's a sticker. It's a... I got a show in game because I didn't put it in, sorry.
Yeah, that's fine. I'm gonna post the picture she sent me in the group chat that he has made.
I heard that you like dressing up as a maid, so I drew you as a cute little chibi maid on the floor.
Turn around. It's on the floor right now, me.
Oh.
Cute little chibi maid.
What the fuck am I looking at?
Hey!
Yeah.
My answer to that was that.
Wait, am I supposed to go down there?
Just stick with you.
What am I?
Let me get this one.
Am I supposed to go down there?
Wait, that's me.
You made that.
That's me.
It was you.
I thought you looked really cute, so I had to capture it.
Okay.
I love a rain.
Oh, okay.
Take care.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
oh my god how many more do we got to limit it this is getting hard oh my
think three more oh my god Muda just go Val go get over it it's so hard now it
only gets harder hey what is happening oh my god I'm gonna limit it this is
starting to get hard. Hey, Mrs. Rhett, can you please, can you please...
Hi.
Hi, how are you?
I'm good, how are you?
I'm doing pretty good. Jesus. Let me just take a look one more time.
Oh, really think about it. Really think about it.
I am, bro. I really am. Oh, hey. Okay. Yeah.
I think, oh my god, oh my god, okay, can I just be honest, can I eliminate the,
Okay, I don't have names on but the girl in red the girl in red
I just I just again I just I just didn't really see a connection in the first round
and and that's pretty much it it's not it's not you it's I think it's just me
all right thank you so much for participating oh wait what wait oh god oh
no
You wanna go up on Mooder?
No, I wasn't into Mooder really. I was here for, you know, just someone with a massive name.
Liam, why the fuck are you still here?
I'm just fucking doing it.
Liam, I'm just fucking doing it.
Hi ladies, I like your smile. I like your smile, ladies. I like your smile.
You have nice teeth. You have nice teeth.
So we have two more eliminations? Rob?
Yes, sir.
All right. Hey, Mr.
No, no, no
How are we doing how are we doing here today?
Just making sure y'all are doing good. We're gonna keep y'all alone. Okay, just fine
Okay
I'm going to be eliminating
I know it's it's getting tough bro it's getting
I'm going to be eliminating chatty you're doing okay in there buddy
I'm surrounded by a really weird smell I'm on a like waist height
okay I'm going to eliminate um right here what's your name me I'm Catwoman
No, you're stank. You're stank, um, my bad. Uh, right here, Naomi. Yes. Naomi, what's up?
I'm eliminating you. Okay, no worries. Hey listen, I also, uh, I made art for you for
the talent round, can I show it? I'll send it to them. Yeah, please send it to them. Okay,
okay. Naomi, have a great night. I'm sorry. Yeah, you too, no worries, no worries.
I wish my I wish my girl was that easy going water why are all the girls I took out like Sam ugly and then run out
What
I
Listen it's my favorite clip from you. Okay. It's my favorite clip. I just I had to paint it dude
You have a good night, man. Bye guys. I
Don't I mean there's just okay. Oh
very beautiful
Oh
One more. Yeah, I'd like to I'd like to eliminate the girl in the back left
What like why see why they always say that
I don't understand why you say that!
Let's say God, I'm ugly, I want anyone out of the stand!
This is the chance to accept their God!
It's not you!
I don't get it!
It's not you, son!
You're not held by God, boy!
It's not you, it's me, we've heard it before, right?
It's not you!
I'm not feeling good.
So, I want to be here for like, the fun.
Also, I was gonna bounce on a yoga ball for you guys,
but I feel like that would have been like, pushing TOS.
So, yeah, my talent show would have been too much for the whole dream.
All right, thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you
I don't know how long you guys want to be here if you guys want to eliminate more
I mean we what you do have to go on a date with all these people if you want to save some time
Eliminate some more right now. You know mine if it lasts a little bit longer
Be honest brother. I think I can if I talk to a girl
I know that I can know if she's been a little my life in the first minute. So yeah, you know
I could tell. Okay, so I'll explain the rules for round two. You guys are gonna sit at that booth over there
We're gonna be on a date with each one of these ladies
One by one you can ask them anything you want you get to talk to them. They could talk to you
If at any point you get bored you could say next and that doesn't mean you're eliminating them
It just means you're done with the conversation
And if I think the conversation is lasting too long, I'll say one more question left. Okay. You guys got any questions?
No, that's okay. Can we go to like separate tables and just gave them all like one of the time
This is
Now I'm going for personality. Okay, so I don't know yet.
Um, Jay-Z, I'll be honest with you, you're in the booth.
I just want to help you from an awkward situation.
How do I do it?
Well, you're just like standing in it.
You're like getting farther into the booth.
Yeah, there you go. You're good now.
Well, now you're good. You're good.
Okay.
You guys having fun so far?
Yes.
Okay, good, good, good.
We're gonna get you inside right now, okay?
Mommy, mommy, mommy.
There's also a lot of main staff. They're not gonna interrupt your dates. They're not gonna talk to you
They're just gonna give you guys drinks and be nice to me. Can I compliment them?
Can I am I allowed to come? Sure you can say whatever you want to them
You can say whatever you want. I just want to say I don't know your name, but I love your nails
I love your nails. That's Mika Moonlight Mika Moonlight. You are beautiful. Genuinely. You are beautiful
Take care
Take care. I'm going to visible. I'm not gonna bother you guys. This is all you guys
Oh my god, I mean, why wasn't she in the date, bro? She's
bro
Lock in a
Yeah, I'm trying to say it bro listen if you like a girl say like red if I like a girl say blue, okay?
Suddenly
Red hello nice to meet you. Yo, bro. Hi. Hey, take a seat
Take a seat. Do you want me to get you a chair?
Of course.
Let me take it.
Oh, no. I think I can slide in.
Okay, yeah. You go ahead. Just take it care of you there.
You know what? Maybe I can squeeze on next to you real quick.
What?
Yeah, you totally can.
So what is your name? What is your name? How you doing?
Uh, my name's Naiki. Uh, as I said earlier, I'm a new Zoomer there.
Okay, okay. And what is your type in a guy? Like, what do you look for?
I like guys that I can sort of mold a little bit like I like them to be easily influenced.
You know I want to develop them into the type of band that I like.
So would you like if you were to ever get in a date with one of us like what would you do in the day?
Um, well, I like playing games and I like reading so I probably want to organize something where we can play a game together and
Maybe watch a movie and then you know later on we couldn't read something together
It might be a little bit spicy and see where things take us
Okay, well, we're gonna get the next girl then but that was a great tones out of there
Okay, thank you
Really? So that's what we're doing? You're gonna go and do that? That's what we're doing?
Really? That's what we're doing?
Holy chill, bro.
Hey Rob, can I talk to you real quick?
Rob?
Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
Sorry, I was getting a drink. I didn't know if we'd go that fast.
I expected to get a drink and I came back and you were done.
Rob, is there any way that we could eliminate somebody on the fly?
Yeah, can we do that, bro?
Fuck it.
Okay, whatever that was, whatever that was, whatever that was, whatever that was.
If you wanna save time.
Yo, Jixie, whatever that was, I think we should eliminate.
Okay
I mean do you like her I didn't like I didn't like her
I asked her now
Yeah I wasn't feeling it
Okay red red red red red red
Are you ready for me now?
I'm ready
What?
Oh she's gone forever
Did she say she had a husband or something?
Yeah she might have
It happens all the time
Are you ready for me now?
Oh I'm ready for you
Just take a seat.
Yeah, you can come sit down.
You can come sit down.
Sit down here.
You can come sit here, baby.
Hello.
How are you?
Hi.
I thought it was supposed to be a double date.
Are we not leaving both of you?
Well, it is a double date, but I just wanted to...
Well, we're just trying to see where your vibe is.
I thought it was supposed to be a double day. Are we not?
Well, I think both of you well, it is a double day, but I just wanted to try to see where your vibe is like
Yeah, who do you think is more handsome out of us? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and be honest
I think you're equally as handsome. It wouldn't be anything to compare
Really just thinks and so what is it not right to like both? Oh, I mean, I mean if you want if you want to like both
you can like both I
I mean, I barely know you yet. I have to get to know you better.
It looks like everything.
True. That is true.
Can you please back up? You're currently in the table.
Thank you.
Sorry about that.
So, what did you say your name was? My love?
My name is Lola. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. My name is Muda.
My name is, oh God, my name is Muda.
So, yeah, I mean, tell us a little bit about yourself, you know, keep it frank, but, you
know, tell us a little bit about yourself.
Well, obviously, I'm a cat girl, but I'm learning how to spiritually heal so I can
make everybody feel better.
Okay.
So, okay.
So, when you say, if you give me some of my talent, I'll show you some magic tricks.
You want to see an example, huh?
Yeah, we want to see an example of your magic, yeah?
Please wait when you pull something from here. Oh
Wait Mike
Okay, I don't know. I don't know where to look here. I'm gonna be I I don't know where I'm supposed to look here
I'm gonna be honest
Sorry, sorry, sorry
Okay
Um
He's on the little nervous are you nervous? No, I'm not nervous at all
Oh
Oh my god, very nice very nice. Okay
Yeah, we're gonna get you in the next round. I think yeah, we're gonna get you the next round you're in
Thank you very much.
I love to meet you.
I hope you have a new date.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Is that kind of quiet there? You guys okay?
Well, I didn't really know.
Here's what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna sit in one side of the booth.
You're gonna sit in the other, and whoever they sit next to
is who they like. Okay, I like that.
Oh.
Hey, how's it going? Hey, how's it going?
Hi boys, nice to see you again.
You can describe whatever seat you'd like, whatever seat, whatever seat.
Is it okay if I sit on the table?
Hello.
How are you guys?
How are you?
I'm doing amazing.
How are you?
I'm doing much better now.
I'm doing amazing.
Thank you.
How are you, James?
See you.
I see you.
Hi.
I'm doing amazing.
You look very beautiful today and fantastic.
Thank you.
Thank you. You both look so handsome. Thank you. Thank you. You look amazing yourself. You look amazing yourself
Thank you. Thank you
How'd you get those tattoos in the uh, like oh my oh
My yeah, how'd you get a tattoo on your neck?
Yeah, oh
I'm actually a little leopard. So the leopard print is all natural
But the rest of my tattoos I got myself. I
I would love for you to explore them.
Oh, wow.
Into the next room.
Yeah, please.
Oh, I can't wait to see you guys.
Oh, thank you.
Murrara, remember, okay, okay, okay, okay, oh my God.
Oh, remember, we have, oh my God.
Murrara, remember, we have to make a little drink for your thirst.
Oh my god.
You're lucky and good.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Muda, remember, we have to make some of the video.
Hello channel then.
Hi boys.
Hello, how are you?
Can I take a seat?
Wherever you'd like.
Muda, is your lap open?
Is that okay?
Can I scoot in next to you?
Absolutely.
Why don't you come in?
Hello.
How are you?
How are you boys doing tonight?
amazing amazing how about you how are you well I've got the attention of two
beautiful men so you know I can't complain so tell us a little bit about
your knockers thank you they're homegrown they're my very own calcium
and I'm glad that you like them.
I'm curious, what are you gentlemen looking for in a woman?
Are you looking for a partner?
Just like a little bit of a fun time.
I'm looking for a girl who I can have a fun time with,
but eventually settle down with and marry.
Okay, so you want to take it for a little test ride before you really lock in.
lock in yeah you know I just yeah I get it I get it yeah so you're single till
you're married right gentlemen oh absolutely I agree
absolutely since she's clearly interested in you do you want her in
the next round or no I would like to say yes we'll see you in the next round
Well, see you soon.
Oh, oh, oh.
Watch out, you're hitting his nose.
That's the point.
Bye, gentlemen.
Bye.
We've only eliminated one person, and we have to be more critical.
Okay, well, I'll know right away, though. I'll know right away.
Next round, we're only keeping it here.
Oh, hey.
Bye.
High possible daddy one and daddy two.
How are you mommy how are you ever you'd like to sit with whoever you'd like to sit with you know what I'm saying yeah I
Talk about your nose earlier. That's okay. Hi
Don't excuse me excuse me excuse him can I just compliment you before I can I just compliment you before you even compliment you
As long as you're talking to me.
Oh, I just want to say I like your voice.
I like your eyes.
I like your teeth.
I like your teri, your teris.
I like, honestly, I think I just, I think I, oh.
I think I like, anyway, sorry, sorry.
Tell us a little bit about yourself.
Yeah, tell us a little bit about yourself.
Well, my name is Jessie.
like Hargames, cheese fries, taking care of my man.
I'm also a creative type.
I did write you something.
Hopefully you'll hear it later.
Chelsea, I think it's safe to say
we'll see you in the next round, Chelsea.
Yo, just call me back.
Thank you, baby.
Chelsea, make sure you don't, hey,
Chelsea, make sure you don't kiss my nose
on the way out.
Are you telling me to leave? Because I could kill it again if you're not.
Pass the bottle, you can't say that.
Okay, sorry.
Take care, Chelsea.
Pass the bottle!
I'm sorry, she said that!
Yo, yo, the next girl's gonna like you. I promise you, I promise you.
Oh!
Hi.
Hi. It's alright if I sit in here next to my boy.
My boy, it's nice to see you, Muto, but you belong to Bunny.
My baby, I missed you.
I know a lot of girls want your attention, but you only belong to Mommy.
You'll always be Mommy's good boy.
Right, Daddy?
This is so... Wow, this is insane.
I got a big surprise for you next round.
Really big surprise.
You better let me through.
Okay, let me like, you know, we have a lot of things to talk about.
I'll definitely, definitely see you in the next round.
Definitely see you in the next round.
Okay.
I'll see you there.
Thank you for your time.
Yeah, Jensie, can you do me a favor and look at the image I posted in the group chat that shows you?
I just came in my pants, bro.
What did you say?
Look at the group chat, I saw a picture of you and your girl together.
So, so you can see what you look like right now.
How do I see this?
Okay, okay, yes.
I see it.
Alright, alright, alright.
Okay, who's next?
Oh, wait, I see who's next.
Oh, God.
Hi.
Wait, who is this?
Who's next?
Hi.
Hi, Jinxie.
Hey buddy, how's it going?
How are we? How are we?
How are you?
It's nice to see you, baby.
You look, I don't even, how do you just keep
looking better every day?
Aw, thank you.
You look way better.
You know what? I've got something to show you.
Can you see this?
I don't see it.
It says VRChat. I don't see it.
You can't see it?
Can you see it, Jixie?
Yeah, I don't see anything.
You see it?
Yeah, it says be on chat.
Aww.
How did they even see it?
I don't know.
I can see it.
I don't see it.
Here buddy.
I'll add you here.
It's weird.
Buddy, I added you, buddy.
You try to add it.
Okay.
I can take a screenshot of it and post it in Discord.
Oh my God, dude.
You're like...
Dude, you...
Dude, this one, dude.
I was gonna do this one.
Hey, this one, this one, this one, this one.
So how do I...
I think you just covered it.
You can just show it quickly, I guess.
You got your pussy out in this shit, dude.
No, I'm not.
Wait, how do I see this?
How do I see? I don't want to see.
It's the cosplays I'm taking.
You're in it, you're in it.
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
No, no, no.
We can see.
That's the cosplays, 3, 2, 1.
I just want to show you what you're missing out on.
It's up to you.
I can do many cosplays for you, you know, but I want me to dress up as your girl, you know,
Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny. Yes. Yeah. And that's round. Yeah. Mommy mommy. That's
round. Okay. All right. What's up? Oh, I'll I'll I'll sorry. What, what were you saying?
Oh, let me get fucking bodies pussy on my stream really quick.
I just downloaded it accidentally, fuck!
Okay, hold on.
Oh, accidentally, actually.
Did you hear me?
Alright, I'll see you later, okay?
Let's get it next time, mommy.
Thank you, mommy.
No, thank you.
Thank you, mommy.
No!
Oh, it's because you guys have streamer mode on, by the way.
That's why it's blocking images.
What's up?
Okay.
Rob, how many more do we have to eliminate?
Well, I only wanted to save eight in this round,
and you guys have seen like six so far so uh so we're just getting harsh all right listen
just let him introduce yourselves and we'll just go from there some of the people that you've saved
you might want to eliminate that's all i'm saying because there's some pretty good characters
still left probably okay good luck well let's just redo it at the end we're good yeah okay
hello oh you can sit wherever you'd like yeah consider me a face if you want later
I mean, how the fuck am I French culture huh?
So many things to tell you, so many things to teach you, you know.
Okay, tell me about yourself.
Tell me about yourself, you know what I'm saying, tell me about yourself.
Um, I like men.
Menly men.
Are you a menly man?
Yes, are you blushing right now?
Me? No, are you?
No, I just see your cheeks are like red, I don't know.
uh you know i'm a bit hot you know no it's a bit it's a bit hot in here um
hello yeah
are you getting shy? no no i'm good i'm good i'm okay i'm okay i'm okay okay
you know so ah okay i like a lot of endurance do you have like stamina and stuff
jesus christ okay all right i'm going to eliminate you i gotta look up here sorry
I have to live with you. Okay. It's not my decision, but it's my decision. It's
Mooda's decision. What? I didn't say anything, Mommy. You look amazing.
Jemapal Mooda. No, we just have to be... No, we just have to be...
And I love your team. I love your team. I understand. It's okay.
Happens to the best of us. I'm sorry. Have a great night though. Okay?
Have a great night, Mom. Thank you. Appreciate it.
Remember Mooda, we have to be harsh, bro. I'm the only one who's limited
anyone okay okay fine fine i'll be harsh uh what are you doing with the
cheering oh that was the oh my god dude
oh my god what if it needs it yo oh wow
hi mom hey cat mom take a seat wherever you like
yeah whatever whatever booth whatever booth you like
Okay, I heard that you like catgirls. Is that true?
Yeah
Okay, okay, okay, um, so I don't ride it in my face. I'm gonna tell about that. Okay, so yes, I do I do do you like
I'm closer
So what is your name?
Can I get to know you at a personal level?
What is your name?
Yeah.
My name is Jenna.
Oh, Jenna, Jenna.
Jenna, I just want to say you have very beautiful eyes,
and I love the sound of your voice.
Oh, thank you so much.
You know why they call me Pat Mom for Yobo?
Why?
Because I can be your cat girl.
Oh, you're a mommy.
Jesus Christ.
Inside of the next round. Inside of the next round.
You're inside of the next round.
You're really getting straight up.
Yes, I'll see you in the next round.
Don't worry, if we have to eliminate more...
Oh my God.
All right
Remember we gotta be strong. Can I just be honest with you? Can I just be honest to Mika Mika? Can I be up?
She's feeding you Mika. Can I just be honest? I wish you were
Mika I'm sorry the date is here. You look beautiful though. You look very stunning Mika. Thank you
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, basically take a seat
Take a seat I wanted to be between both of you, but
Is this alright right here?
Yes, absolutely is.
How are you?
I'm good, I'm good.
Excuse me?
Excuse me, howdy bun?
I think you're in the pizza right now.
Sorry.
Sorry, I'm so sorry.
No, no, no, you're good.
Now you're good.
Okay, okay, okay.
But I'm doing good, I'm doing good.
I'm having so much fun meeting you two.
But how are you two? How are you two? How's your night going?
Oh my night is doing amazing. I mean it's doing better now that you're here. Hi. Hi. Hi.
Thank you. Thank you.
Uh, hey, uh, would you like a drink, Mika?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll take it.
Here.
Wait, I thought your name wasn't Mika though. What is your name?
It is not Mika though. Yeah, I'm his...
Yeah, I think Muta just...
Mika was the... Mika was the main dog. Mika was the main.
I think Mura hates you bro. Yeah, sorry. What is your name?
Yeah, my name is Huzzi. I can't believe you forgot my name Mura. I might have to punish you, but...
How did you get in with it?
I mean, hey, listen, listen, listen, baby. I am so sorry. I'm gonna make sure I don't get your name wrong later when we're together.
Yeah, okay. Yeah.
Okay, you're kind of like glitching.
Oh!
Oh, oh my...
I'm going to move my clothes right in front of you.
Okay, I think...
My bad, my bad.
I'm going to let you pick.
Do you want a keeper or a limitator?
Can you just tell me a little bit about yourself?
You look beautiful, but actually I know more about you.
Yeah, more about me, more about me.
I'm really into games and I'm looking for a really strong man to carry me.
I love music.
And I don't know, I'm really into fitness, I'm very flexible, kind of like yoga, that kind of thing.
Mura, you're gonna have to move into the next, the next, next, you're gonna have to put you into the next.
This guy has not.
Uh, okay, you know what, okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna have to put, I'm gonna have to-
You guys could just decide after the round, honestly, you could meet them all and then decide.
Oh, yeah, yeah, we'll do both.
So far, I don't see you where am I talking who am I talking to by the yeah, this girl
Boa is this visible I can do this
You want to be on a where's Mika bro?
It's so beautiful bro
Take care cheese
appearing
Yo Marcus, yo, it's my boy Marcus. Who the fuck is this?
That's Marcus. Hey Marcus, what's up? What the fuck are you?
Yeah, bitch.
This TikTok famous.
What the fuck who is this?
I'm Emerald's tool.
What the fuck?
Stupid ass.
Marcus, jee-
Yo, come on, bro!
Marcus, come on, dawg, come on.
Dude, what are you doing, bro?
Do you know this one?
Who who me do I know they know each other they're good friends. They're good friends though. Marcus. Yes. I know Mooda. Yes
Why he looked like that
I don't know what the fuck but I can hear you dude. I can hear you dude. I don't have any bitches
Marcus, I'm trying bro. It's hard though, bro
Like I feel like a lot of them are just lying to my face, bro. I'm trying though
You gotta you gotta do this
Do what you do it?
He's dancing dancing
All right, Marcus. I will bro. I will Marcus you take care now, bro
I'm gonna go fuck himself. No Marcus. Don't do that. You know, it's wrong. Come on, Mark
Oh, I'm horn steakhouse
9 p.m
Don't miss it
All right, well, we'll be there Marcus. Don't worry. All right, that's my time. You still a bitch
Oh, come on, come on, dude, that's fucking Marcus. Okay, next day, please
Okay, I'll be I'll be now
I'm just gonna slip in here real quick if you don't if you just just real quick
Felicia! Felicia! Oh, there you are. Oh, sweet girl.
Actually, you know what? You go ahead. You sit here, Felicia.
I'll go. I'll sit on this side here. It's okay.
Oh!
You don't mind if I sit over here, do you?
Oh, you deadass!
What? Why?
Oh, no, no, no. It's perfectly fine.
I don't have to sit here. Actually, you know what?
Felicia, this is a perfect time for a test run.
Don't you think? I think this might be a good time.
Let's go ahead and bring out the chair.
Yeah, Felicia, go ahead and bring out the chair.
There we go.
And the same guys.
Wait, what chair are you talking about?
I have to be honest, don't you?
Yeah, how are you?
I'm very, very serious about the cluck-holdry part.
Okay, this is really important.
We, I need to make sure that my wife has the proper bowl to satisfy her needs.
She's straight up, she broke the pelvis of three other students.
The last, the last, I get three months.
It's unbelievable.
There we go.
thank you so much thank you so much sweetheart oh my god
oh my god so can i just get this straight mr chicken
you want us to fuck your wife in front of you
well it's not really a matter of y'all fucking her
she's gonna give you a run for your money if i if i do say so myself
oh god okay there have been at least five hospitals
and i have hospitalizations and you know
what
yes what basically
you basically sir want us to
basically are you a hind your wife for your own
pleasure
yes exactly that is that
i think i have been very clear about being the club hold in this situation
Uh, now how well are y'all in applying ballgags to a beak?
I, uh, I'm sure we could figure it out.
Yeah, I mean, I've never, I've never.
Well, can you toss straps to wings?
Deal, deal.
Look, we are going to deal about fitting people in against suits.
I think I think you get the, I think you get the general.
You're in the net graph.
You made it to the counter.
Thank you, thank you.
Wow, it really is just that simple. Wait, we do have one more thing before we go after this.
Hey, where's the whipped cream? Hey, we haven't even been served yet.
We don't need it. We don't need it. Oh, God, we really don't.
Thank you, thank you. Go ahead. Go ahead.
You just hang it over to Felicia right now.
What is she going to do with that? I don't understand.
I don't know. I'm scared.
I am a rock on the gate. Yeah.
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Hey, Mr. Cock, Mr. Cock, take care, right?
Have an amazing, we'll see you in the next talk.
Thank you so much.
You all have a great night.
Yeah, take care, Mr. Cock.
Seems like a gentleman.
I mean, every ass just gets fatter and fatter.
I don't even understand.
It's possible.
You're next half right here.
Oh, no worries.
If you want to.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Wait, this was fake if I remember correctly, right?
Yeah, it's like, hey, but with an F,
because I like to do things with the F word.
Babe, you pick a booth.
Whatever booth you want to sit in.
Yeah, you're like, what do you want to sit in?
I'll just go right here if that's okay.
I want to sit in both of you.
Well, actually, Faye, I think you should sit
in media booth, I think.
I don't, I'm not.
I agree, Faye.
I also think you should sit in the booth.
I'm like, could you get tight right now?
Yeah, okay, yeah, right there.
I just thought I don't know how to see how to see thank you
I mean how does he eat the how like am I I'm just like
I just decided here because there's a little bit more room and I didn't want to crowd you because I know that you've been getting a lot of
attention. Oh, you're going to be watching from the outside.
Well, I mean,
Closer than that.
Okay.
I'm going to be too bored. That's all.
So, Faith, Faith, if I was to like get you into the talent
round, what is your talent exactly?
So, actually, most people know me for my dancing, but I
decided to do something different. I will be doing a
little bit of a rock.
So, yeah.
All right, Faith, we're going to get you in the next
now. We're going to get you in the next time.
All right.
You're not if she can open a bottle with her feet. I've seen it. It's pretty epic, but you're rapping good for you
You know what character progression? All right. Thank you. Thank you. You're good boys
Jesus Christ
We should see what she can do with a bottle. Oh my god, this is your girl
Hola mamacita
I'll be there.
So how are you doing tonight?
I'm doing great.
Now that I see you.
Yeah, I know.
I missed you earlier.
You know what I'm saying?
I miss you.
I don't know, man.
I don't know man, I see you talking to other bitches.
I know, I know, but you could ask Mura, right?
I told him, I said, the only girl I really want here is you.
You know what I mean?
Mura told me.
He did, he did say that.
He just kept rejecting all these women for you.
Oh, really, puppy?
Oh my God.
I knew you liked seasoning.
All these bitches calling you, ay daddy, but no one can call you papacito.
Oh my god!
I know, yeah.
So what I want to do is basically definitely going to be the next round
and maybe we can just like kiss or something?
So you want to kiss me?
Yes, please.
Mama, please.
Of course, Papa.
Okay, I'll see you at the next round see you puppy. Bye. Oh my okay. Wow. They were I that was like
I just got holy shit. He's got flashbang. You call that getting flashbang? Yeah. Okay. Oh god.
Oh
Well, I've been watching your stream like a good little tier 3 and
You're surrounded by a literal succubi that are gonna steal everything from you and ruin your life and probably give you a disease likely venereal
I'm really worried about you and
two because he's definitely down bad oh you don't even want to know chud chud chud
we really don't know you don't even want to know bro I'm glad you're just
actually I needed a I'm sorry jixi I just needed a break bro chud jixi you
can talk I'm sorry I just needed a break and that's why I tried there was
yes bro chud we really need you to be the voice of reason here because
basically anytime you're not here there's I just have a boner so I
I appreciate it. There's a girl who like sat in pizza and the pizza smelled weird.
How are you supposed to eat pizza with pussy on it? It's disgusting.
I know, I know. Okay, I'm going to help you though. I won't let you down.
I have to say something to you. Yeah, yeah.
The next round I'm going to perform a summary. Should you allow me to survive it and I'll
be able to help you decide to follow your heart instead of your penis, even though
I know it's really difficult because it's very hard
But I hope that I can help guide you to a path that won't result in your complete destruction by the evil suck you by
Yes, and that is why you're in the next round bro. Okay. I'll see you in there, bro
I'll see you there
So I take care brother make sure not to fall out of the booth when you get out bro. Take care of yourself. I'm gonna try my best. I'm really
You good, bro, it's okay. I landed on my portly rolls. It's like an insulator. I'm kind of fat
Goodbye, take care bro. Take care. Take care bro. Well, he's like he really keeps me. No, he is he keeps me
How are you free? Hi free?
Hi, how are you? I like your hair? Yeah, you I like your hair free
Oh my god, these waders are just...
Oh my god, bro, I don't understand.
JC, I think I have a headache from how hard my cock has been for the last hour.
That's everyone?
Yeah, that's everybody.
That's everybody.
This is sick!
Okay, so let's go back to the stage and we're going to eliminate down to eight.
Okay, I like that.
I like that.
Did we get it?
Muda, Muda, come here.
Listen, we have to be brutal, okay?
We can't we bootle all right. We're only gonna leave here with two all right members true true
To like the last two rounds go by pretty fast
Okay
All right, can we get the suspense for game show music please?
Okay, can I can I just say something to you? Yes, yes, yes
Okay, just cover the bathroom bathroom bathroom bathroom bathroom
I think we kick him out like I can't get hard about that chicken watches me fuck his wife
I'm not gonna get hard. Yeah, exactly. It's it's really weird. I think we should kick him now
We gotta kick three more. Okay, so who else still rose some of the some of the early girls, bro
I'm gonna be honest. We were we were just horny, bro
Can I ask you a question?
What are your thoughts on Sakura and Bunny?
Where's your head at?
I'm going to have to really decide based off of the talent show, I think, and the final rounds of questionings.
It's going to come down to the talent show for me.
You know what I'm saying?
But listen, let's be brutal and be dickheads. We have to.
uh do i get to eliminate first do i get to eliminate first
mooda eliminate first we have to eliminate four right rob
four yeah four more four more yeah oh i'm gonna have to choose
uh mister cock cock i'm sorry if i could if i if i could be honest for a
second
i don't think i'm gonna get hard fucking your wife while you watch me
i don't i don't think i can get hard well you know i don't know well you
wouldn't be hearing me
On account of the ball gag
I don't think I can get hard bro
I'm sorry bro
I'm sorry bro, I'm sorry
Your wife is amazing though
Your wife is beautiful
It's okay
You don't talk to her
You do not talk to her anymore
What happened? What did I do wrong, Jynxxy? We can talk about it.
Are you sure you want to make this a decision?
Yeah, Jynxxy, you guys can talk about it.
Jynxxy, you can talk about it, Jynxxy.
Jynxxy, there can only be two at the end, buddy.
There can only be two. You gotta lock in. You gotta decide if this is what you want or not.
Really what you want? I'm listening. I listen very good.
You're making a mistake.
It's okay.
It's okay to make a mistake once.
Don't do this.
Jesus Christ.
So listen, I'm going to be basically eliminated.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I just don't know if I felt as far, you know what I mean?
We can change that if you give me just one more chance.
Oh my God.
We just got to rip it off like a band-aid, uh, no.
I'm sorry, self. I'm sorry, so much, see.
Thank you for the opportunity, Jinxie. I appreciate it.
It was a pleasure to meet you.
If you guys ever want to go to Paris, you just let me know, okay?
Uh, thank you.
Like, as in...
I feel powerful.
What's in Paris?
What you doing?
You never been embarrassed before?
I have it, but I love to!
No, Moodra, we gotta focus.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, sorry.
I'm sorry.
Try not to talk to me.
You're not going to bring it into my face!
Oh, try not to talk!
Try not to talk!
It's so easy.
Oh no!
Okay, so Moodra, we gotta eliminate two more.
Oh, okay.
Two more.
Catwoman? Cat Mommy? Cat Mom?
I think I'm gonna have to...
Hi?
I think I'm gonna have to eliminate you, Cat Mommy.
Aw, really?
Aw... Um...
But I really think you should think about this one.
I just think it's... It's up to you.
But just think about it.
I'm great with puddles and all sorts of things and positions.
What does he mean by that?
Oh, yeah, I hope not.
I think he knows exactly what I mean.
You okay over there, Chad?
I can see all of it. I see the whole thing.
Oh my god, we've got a big one!
I'm killing this like a mushroom sandwich!
Oh no, no, no, no!
Holy shit, he's right!
Okay.
Um...
I don't know what are you going to do about it.
I think, I think...
I think I'm going to have to eliminate...
Oh my god, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know.
Dude, you got a Benz here!
I didn't get to rip it off in the band-aid!
I didn't get to rip it off like a band-aid!
I'm sorry, Katmami. I'm sorry.
Okay.
Thank you, Katmami.
Take care, take care, take care.
Have a nice day, Katmami.
Take care of yourself.
Chat, is everything okay?
Yeah, I believe you have to eliminate two more, right?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Yeah, two more, right?
Okay.
So we are going to be eliminating,
Um, can we turn this uh, like, this a little bit lower?
Can we lower this a little bit?
Uh, yeah, turn it down a little bit.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
Okay, I'm going to be eliminating you with the glasses and the blue eyes.
Yeah.
What?
R.P.
Basically, I'm just really not feeling the spark.
What about me?
That's okay.
Wait, do you love Muda though?
I do.
Oh god.
I'm telling you.
Alright, I'm going to be a W, man.
I'm not going to liberate you.
I'm going to liberate...
Yeah.
What's happening?
I'm going to be liberating you.
Really?
Yeah.
Was I not good enough for you?
No, why is that?
No, it's not like that. No, it's just we got to eliminate 28 people. You know what I'm saying? Only two can survive
Yeah
What's your background? What's your background? What's your background?
My background yeah, like what like where are you from I'm blazion. I'm Japanese and Jamaican
Okay, no, no, no. We got a keeper. We got a keeper. We got all my life. We got a keeper.
Another one. Another one. Another one. Another one. Another one. Another one. Another one. Another one.
Please, please, please. That one can be my wife. That one, that's funny. I'm serious. I'm serious.
That's exotic. That's exotic. That's exotic. That's exotic.
Excuse me. Wait, what was your name again right here?
No.
Oh, yeah. You're saying.
Yeah. I'm good at it. I'm sorry. I have to look at you.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I can actually be my wife, both.
Oh, they have Muda pick between the two girls
that you wanted to eliminate.
Which one do you want to pick?
Muda, yay, yay, yay, you pick, you pick.
Fuuuuck!
You gotta pick either of those two to eliminate Muda.
Okay.
Come on.
Oh my God.
Wait, wait, can we clear the stage
except for them two?
And can both of you just look at Muda dramatically?
No.
Trying to get him to pick you over the other.
All right, thank you.
Can I ask you again? Can I interview them for like 30 seconds each piece because these are both my top picks.
You're not even talking to me.
Fuck me, girl.
Goddamn, baby. Okay, listen. Where are you from? What's your background?
Where am I from?
I'm from Cali, you know. I'm a Cali girl, but I'm a simple girl. Stay to myself.
I'm from Miami
From Miami, baby, you know, I like beaches
And how tall are you? How tall are you?
I'm a little bit on the shorter side and my foot. Okay. Yeah, can we get up? I'm sorry mommy. You got to go big taste
You got to go. I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. Sorry, baby. I'm sorry. Oh my
God
Thank you so much next time. Oh my god
Fuck fuck!
Alright, gentlemen the next round is gonna be a talent show round.
They're gonna come out one by one and show off their talent.
It could be dancing, it could be art, it could be whatever they chose.
Bad girl, you know you're bad.
Some of these motherfuckers are dancers, so if it gets a little intense, it's gonna be like, I hope...
Moodle listen to him!
It's okay, it's okay.
I understand, you know, anime women, I get it.
They're gonna do a talent show. You're gonna see all their talents.
Some of them might dance and if they do just like I don't know I
Be good, but I can't always control these ladies. So like you might have to look away at a time or two
I don't know. It'll probably be fun. That's okay. Sorry. Can I just take a piss break?
I've been holding my pee in for the last like hour, bro
We can all take a piss break. Please jixie come to the bathroom. It's actually gotta go I around like Ashley
All right
I'm gonna take a piss, bro, everyone if no, I'm gonna take a piss, bro dead ass everyone chill out
I'm gonna unzip in these right now, bro. All right. I'm a fucking unzip in this bitch. Yo
I don't know the best year on professional questions, but let's say like tonight doesn't go well, and I just don't understand, and I just don't find a lot of things going on.
Would any of you ladies want to go out and sleep with me?
I don't want to do it for months and I don't know.
So are you going to do me any time?
Okay, sorry.
Sorry about that.
No, no, no, no, no, you're sorry.
How do I concentrate?
I don't want to do you any time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I got you.
I thought you were the only one who did it.
I
Holy wow this was crazy
Okay, all right, I love you bro, and I'll see you in the next round, okay
Mika, Mika, hello hello, it's Mika, Mika, you are so beautiful, Mika, I can take you
out on this day, I swear to God, I swear on my life on everything I love, I am not long,
I will take you out, Mika, I swear to God, Mika, you are so beautiful, genuinely, genuinely
you are so beautiful.
Wiggle Wednesday.
Alright, guys, you guys ready for the talent show?
Absolutely.
Yes, we're ready.
Muda, Locky, and remember, we can only leave with two.
Oh, trust me bro, I think I already have my pick.
Oh god what happened to your shirt I'm scared oh I'm sorry I thought it's a
Just a frappuccini. I put on pants though, so it's better.
Hello.
Faye, what is your talent, Faye?
I am going to your rapping. I'm not really a senior or a rapper,
but I do enjoy having a good time and listening to hip-hop music, you know?
Okay, so start whenever you're rapping.
So, let's get you.
So, you have to take off your shirt to rap? I'm so confused.
I get hot. What can I say? Do you hear it?
Yeah, yeah. Cool.
I just want to be a girl, starting with a new whip.
I'm a new get. I'm a knapper, a black little cool kid. Yeah, I make that cake,
I break that up, got a hundred ways I can flip that, get back all up in the money
just to get that bitch back up. No, you probably need to take the price. It's that bitch you front of me.
Why you want to act like this? Rolling on my wrist like you want to have a kid.
So my wrists are the top stop here
I'm too fly to fight
Can't afford my price
This is a white tea
Bitch bite me
Bein' the high
Bein' the low
You're killin' my vibe
Get out my zone
Said I'm on a high
Bein' the low
You're killin' my vibe
Get out my zone
I'm the best in the group chat
My bro's gonna admit that
Cut, cut, cut, cut
I don't know what's in my face to...
Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut.
Oh, fuck.
You are eliminated.
You...
Why?
It just... I wasn't feeling it at all.
I wasn't feeling it. I really wasn't.
You really wasn't feeling it?
it's uh Rob can you thank you very much thank you very much thank you i appreciate the effort
thank you have a wonderful night so Rob how many are we eliminating how many are we eliminating
you bring this down to four so you're limiting half of them oh okay i'm gonna remember that you
already bastard yeah i am i'm on but you i'm the only one here i saw you kiss i think 30 different
Woman keep it down
To be here this fucking guy
Wait shop no who the shut up
Parts were growling at me
So I have a talent
Okay, what is it? I
I want to show it to you. I'm going to bring someone who can finally clear your mind from how much
Come has gotten into your brain
But I have to perform a summoning dance to bring him here. I'm sorry for what you're about to see
So what what so whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa?
Oh
Arthur I
I've been brought to this saloon or whatever this is, to give you one simple message from
my good friend, sir.
They suck you by women, they're after your money, they're after your souls.
You best be doing what's best for your penis, and keeping yourself for the rap
one.
Don't let them in your trousers.
Don't let them take what's rightfully yours.
Save yourself for the right one
You're dead friend
Hope I'm in
You're a good man, Jinx
You're a good man. I don't want to see you end up in the desert. Oh, like
Like this I
Know I know. Okay. I got you. I won't make me right. So cool
Wow, Arthur Arthur Arthur Arthur before you go Arthur Arthur before you go
you have so much fucking aura bro I'm not gonna lie dude well I didn't wash
before I came here so I'm sorry fasting
you
see how hard is your penis.
Chill.
We'll do it.
Oh, my.
This is all yours.
Dude, will your next page go?
No, no, no.
We'll do it.
Yeah, you'll.
So, moderate dance, right?
No.
Not too much.
Yeah.
Maybe, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, imagine like you're like dad was watching,
you know?
Okay, I don't know if that's gonna change anything. I'm gonna be honest.
Okay, wait, is this music playing?
Oh, we don't hear any music. We just see you spinning.
I don't know. Let me do something to show how I can support him because my music is
not working.
it's not working oh my god what are you a fucking spider holy shit oh my god oh my god oh my god
oh what can I look when can I look and uh when one can I look no wait oh my god I'm so sorry my
music is not working. Okay, I hope you like this.
I loved it. I'm sorry your music had technical difficulties. You know what I'm saying?
Oh, if they don't choose you, I will. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, puppy. I tried
to do a good show for you. I think everything is amazing. You did great. You know what
You did as good as you could, you know.
Two, three.
Thank you.
Thank you, Mama Sita.
Is that what? Is that the word? I don't know.
I sound so white. Okay, next.
Oh, my God.
I'm just set up.
Oh, my God.
She's going to set up.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, it's going to be pole dancing.
I'm just going to do a little simple tricks for you guys so you don't have to do me.
To be fair, it's right here.
Pole dancing is usually not too bad. Dan Clancy came in and watched pole dancing once and he didn't seem to mind.
What? I mean, like the doll?
all
they came in and there was a girl that pulled that it's gonna be our time you watched it
it was pretty epic
it's like WHAT
it happened
it's good enough
alright
went up to your bed
Oh
She does she does see nice
So you guys play Rainbow Siege?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro.
Never tried it.
Oh.
Overwatch player, yeah.
Oh my god, bro.
We need this in Valorant.
Like, we need this.
I think we're good baby take care take care baby take care take care
I don't know we have to limit a half of the gang was this oh it's my this is my this is
my hey what's going on baby how are you for my talent i'm good cutie i'm really good
for my talent i'm gonna show you flexible and i like doing yoga and stretching i'm gonna do a
little bit of that with me uh yeah go ahead stretch all you want
yeah i'm ready we're gonna start off now loosen your arms loosen your arm
Oh, do you want them to participate with you?
Yeah, we can participate.
You can participate.
All right, all right.
Yeah, I'll participate.
I'll participate.
Okay.
So, breath, take deep breath, and then we're going to go down.
All right.
And you're supposed to feel it really tight, really tight.
You're going to go around.
All right.
And then you're going to start frosting and...
I don't know if I can do that.
Uhhh
It's okay
AHHHHH MY BALLS
Feel it
You're gonna feel it
You're awesome
Yeah, I don't want this
That's your spell?
Yeah, I don't want this
You can get out of it
Then loosen up your collar
Awww
Now, go to the other side
And the other side, and then we're gonna, well let me not do it this way for you guys.
No, no, no, no, no, I...
Oh yeah.
Oh.
Oh my god!
Ohhhh.
Um.
And that was a little stretch routine for you guys.
Thank you, thank you very much.
You liked it.
Oh, I loved it. I loved it, baby. I loved it. Take care
Bro, I can see it's just it's impossible dude like it's impossible. It's impossible, bro. Oh
Number one is that I was made of magic. I have yes. Are you are you excited? Oh, I'm excited. Yes
I am I am excited. I'm excited. I
Am excited
I'm a little just a little bit if I'm being honest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little bit.
Pick a card. Pick a card? How do I pick? How do I pick? Just tell me which one. The
fourth one to the left. The fourth one to the left. Okay, we gotta choose one card
Guys, can you work together as a team?
Alright. Fourth one to the left.
You have a bad thing for you.
Yes.
My left or your left?
My left. So your right. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one. Yes, yes, yes.
That one right there.
Let's see. Let's shuffle the deck and see what card we get for you.
Oh, no, how'd you do that?
Yeah, it was the three of hearts, bro.
Oh, sorry.
Are you braindead?
I was lost in your titties.
I'm sorry.
Jesus.
I'm sorry.
You're magical.
I'm sorry.
You think I'm gonna fuck up?
That I can rock your world?
I can't even run the adventure.
I didn't even get to show you my cool tricks.
You got another one? You got another one?
I don't wanna leave the other people behind and I have so much to show you.
Okay.
Are you gonna keep me?
probably yeah probably yeah yeah can I get a group yeah group group kiss yeah
yeah I would I would mind that yeah I'll get on my I'll get up I'll get on my
I'll get on my knees, I'll get on my knees.
You can kiss me on the forehead if you want like a good boy.
So, productions message me and said that Flock and Bunny's technical difficulties are
Thanks. If you guys want to see it again or watch it, it's up to you guys.
Talk to you.
Bunny. Yeah, well, let's get bunny bunny. Yes. Yes. Let's get bunny please.
Yeah. And flock. Yes. Yes. Yes. And flock.
Okay. All right. Production. We can let them be their talents.
All right. Bunny, I'll come up next.
Oh, hey.
Hi. Hey, baby. Let me take this blindfold off for you.
So I got something special for you, okay?
I got a couple surprises. So give me a second.
So right here.
I made something very special for you.
Oh my God. Okay.
All right. Start filling gold. Gold gold gold gold gold.
Krapwitz?
Krapwitz, yes, yes yes.
I mean what?
We can just keep going.
We can just keep going all night long.
The box is all yours.
All right!
Okay, okay yo
Okay, and I can be whatever you want.
What?
Goals!
Goals, goals, goals!
How do we do that?
Wow.
Wow, right.
And uh, I heard, hmm, what is it?
Hmm, any questions?
No, no, you continue, continue.
Hey.
Okay.
So you're gonna pick me, right?
Me forever?
You know you want mommy right? I'm already a mommy.
I'm with a girl. I'm with a girl here that's spit in your mouth, right baby?
What the fuck?
Um, wow. I don't know what to say.
I'm telling you when it comes to me right now.
Oh my god.
It's fine but you're just for it.
What I, what I have to see, I don't.
Okay.
Look, if you don't like that, I have one more thing to show you.
Oh my god, you're just full of surprises tonight, Hans and Kuro, you're just full of surprises.
What the fuck?
Oh my go-
Oh!
Eugh!
So you'll be a good boy for mommy, right?
I can be anything that you want, I can make-
Any outfit will come everyone and everyone, right?
And oh, I am so excited!
Oh!
Hey Mika, how are you? Nice to meet you Mika, how are you?
Oh my god, oh my god, I am so excited!
I'll be waiting for a date, I'm looking for it.
Looking for a date, okay?
I don't know.
Just tell me where.
Thank you so much, you've been amazing.
I don't even I mean, I mean that's your ball that's your ball bro. That's your ball
Anymore oh yeah
Stop crash. Thank you for giving me another chance
Of course mom come up here now, please
Okay, they said the music
It's on this
I don't even I don't even buddy you are you are
I
Oh my god buddy you're so bad!
Oh my god.
Oh
I didn't explain just the noises, you know, I mean if like someone's listening in they can't see it
Oh, yeah, I think you really showed us your talent
Thank you so much, buddy.
Oh my God.
Oh, that's a lot more.
Okay.
Shit.
All right.
Flaca with fixed music, hopefully.
Hi Flaca.
How you doing?
Hello.
Finally, I thought I was not going to do it again.
I don't like this puppy.
Oh, it's okay. Yeah, with no music, it's still okay. You still look amazing.
Thank you. I put some clothes on so you can see the whole...
Yes, smart, smart. Very smart.
So you can enjoy my show.
Oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh my god
Interesting song
Oh
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Like I missed you. It's been a while since I've seen you. I missed you
That onesie is struggling
Oh
Yeah
Thank you so much
Thank you, thank you so much. Thank you. Oh, that's your
Yo, that's your bro. That's your ball. Yeah, I'm gonna say
If that's a dude, then I'm the games motherfucker alive. Okay, that's all I'm gonna say, okay
There's no fucking way chat. You guys are wrong. That's there's no way. Yeah, I don't know if that's a dude
No, there's no way zero chance zero chance
So we got to eliminate four in total
Oh
Yes, can we get the suspense for game show music but not too loud so they don't tell you to turn it down, please
All right, perfect. So wait, there's seven out here. We have to eliminate how many
There should be eight out here one two three four five six seven
Oh, fuck it. Okay, we're bringing it down to four. So I guess we're eliminating three
Well, I mean three
All right mood I start us off bro start us off. All right
All right, all right
I
Mean oh you guys already eliminated one. That's right
And this is so tough this is so tough
Hey, can I hear you talk again, can I hear you talk again?
Hi, Mooda. Hi
Are you?
What was your name? Yeah, what was your name?
Oh, my name is Lulu.
Lulu. Hi.
Lulu or Lulu?
Lulu, pal.
Yeah, Lulu.
Is Lulu a folder in your head?
I mean, it's a boulder in my pants.
Why is Arthur a moron?
I'm here to support you nationally.
So can you tell me where you're from?
Lulu, I'm here for you.
Oh, I'm actually from Florida.
But I'm actually Puerto Rican.
I'm from Florida.
I'm Puerto Rican.
From Florida.
Where exactly in Florida?
Like Miami area?
I'm actually in Orlando,
but I go to Miami a lot.
I love the beaches.
Okay, interesting.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me do the first elimination if you don't mind.
Alright, go for it.
I'm going to be eliminating
It's not that. It's just I have to make decisions here. Please just get it.
I just think that Shad's a better option.
I mean, I like Shad. I really do.
Shad and Dr. Portman are my shoes.
Do you really want to marry him?
He's so serious of doing things with him.
There's only one choice.
Shad, I hate the wrong one.
I have to keep Shad because Shad is going to help me make decisions.
You know what I'm saying? I'm sorry.
I understand.
I have to give him a hand.
I'm sorry, you have to go.
You have an amazing rest of your day.
Aren't you?
Oh, and you take care.
I love your magic. I like your magic tricks.
I love your magic tricks.
Okay, two more eliminations.
Two more eliminations.
Okay, I'm gonna have to go with...
All right.
So you're from...
You're from Miami
and you're from Orlando.
I'm from Atlanta.
Yeah.
I'm from Tampa.
Luda, let me reach in the bathroom real quick.
Yes, yes, ladies, give us a moment please.
Sorry one second.
Mommy, mommy, mommy.
We're gonna focus.
We're gonna go to the bathroom.
Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom.
Yeah
Don't know what to do bro because if we get rid of the child
We're not gonna date child realistically. We're not
We're not we have to get rid of them. We have to be easier of you. It's easier if you get rid of him
I you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right because I haven't I haven't no
But I haven't talked I need to get rid of I
I'll get rid of them, I'll get rid of them, I'll get rid of them, I'll get rid of them.
You just voted them, you just voted them.
I know, but you vote somebody out, but I'm saying I'll get rid of Chad Thuramuda.
But like, I'll get rid of them, just let me handle that as a man, I'm going to take
from that.
You want me to pick someone else so you can pick the easy pick, so we're left with
the harder picks, basically is what you want me to do.
Dude, there's three girls in there that are all bad, or hey, honestly, they're
all great.
Maybe get rid of Bunny.
What do you think, bro?
I don't know what to say.
If you get rid of Sakura, I'll get rid of her.
I'm gonna let you choose what you want to do.
That's tough.
Do it for the content. Do it for the fucking content. You have to.
That's tough, bro.
You gotta do it for the fucking content.
That's so tough.
Goddamn you Jinxie!
Goddamn you!
FUUUUUUUUCK!
Oh, hello mommy, how are you?
Is everything okay in there?
Absolutely mommy.
Feel excuse me for a moment.
Yeah yeah go, go, go!
What the fuck over here?
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I understand, alright.
Use me as easy fit.
Alright, you gotta make a decision.
Muda, eliminate somebody please.
It's your choice.
It's your choice, Mutta. Who do you want to eliminate? Mutta? Did you lie down? Your
mic is muted. Oh trust me, I'm not muted. Oh god, okay. Dude, it gets harder, I told
How tall are you?
Oh, I'm 5'3", like 5'2".
You're 5'3", and what's your background?
My background? Like my race?
Yeah, like your race.
Oh, I'm Puerto Rican, Irish and German.
Puerto Rican, yeah.
And you live in Miami?
You sat in Florida?
I live in Orlando, Florida.
Yeah, I gotta make stop, sorry.
That's okay.
I'm going to do a jet cosplay for you soon.
I feel you'll see it soon.
Yeah, I've had you on jet, huh?
Can't wait to show you.
You okay?
But you want to see me? Cosplayers jet? What any cosplay you want?
You know you want mommy. You know you do. What do you love is Australian girl upset in your ear?
In your right ear?
I'm gonna have to go with my elimination has to be
Chudd.
What?
Oh.
Hey.
Ah, Jack.
Oh, right.
I said that decision.
No.
We can't.
We can't do that.
I'm sorry.
We can't object.
I'm sorry.
Chudd.
Chudd, if I'm going to be honest, bro, you are the most amazing.
Amazing dude. I ever met I actually honestly think I'm gay because I just meeting you, but what I
I I think I
Can't see myself
kissing you or getting romantic with you or doing anything with you you are you are solely
Personality and vibes, but I just I'm not a trash. He's saying he's ugly
He's a fruit. He's I don't have a
Pussy whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not call it rocks. Hey
But I understand I I just want to say one thing before I go which is
There's just one choice
You're my streamer, and I hope you make the right one
And I promise I'll do whatever it is to make it right for you, which is why
God we need some sadness
I'm saying my body to God
What?
What do you mean?
I have to go.
What are you doing?
No, don't do this!
No!
That's too much.
No, the truth is, I was actually at a plant and I'm actually the co-host crumpet by, uh, you got me.
What?
NOOOOOO!
Sorry, my bad.
What?
There was actually a jester situation, you have got me, Muda. I was doing my best to fool you.
Yeah, you got a chudfish!
I'll always be your chud.
But I'm actually gay.
Typical viewer of yours, right?
Ha ha ha!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
YOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHA
Bro, I was wondering what he went, bro!
HAHAHA
Alright, um, we have what?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
One more elimination
Janksy?
Janksy!
Now that I'm eliminated, I just have to stay next to you guys, sorry
Janksy, Janksy, Janksy, Janksy, Janksy
jing see okay so jing see listen to me listen to what's that I'm sorry I'm just
what it's okay go bro go here just everybody here like just tell me why
you shouldn't be eliminated we'll start with you
Because I'm pregnant with your child, and I love you.
Oh, hey, hold on.
No, no, no, no.
Yes.
No, no, no, no.
We're not pregnant, no.
Okay.
So next, Lulu, why should you not be living there?
Hello, Jinxie.
I am here for true, authentic love.
And I would love to go on another date with you
and get to know you a lot better.
And maybe we can have a little date in Orlando. I could take you to all the questions that are
Used to work at our big universe
Okay, okay, thank you. Okay. And now why should you not be in a good way?
Hi, Jinxie. I don't want to be eliminated because I am most here to find love
I've been enjoying my time with you so much and
Honestly, I want to get to know you guys. I really want to know you more of me
and see where it can get though.
And now, oh gosh, Sakura watches you out there.
Hi, baby. You already know that I'm the one you want to pick.
I'm not trying to trap you with a baby you don't want.
I'm from Tampa. I know all the spots.
I used to live like in Palm River, so I know.
I'm from that area, I go there all the time.
And we already know that there's chemistry in you, obviously.
I give you all the bolts you want all night long.
Where do you know that?
Good boy.
Good mommy.
Pardon me, why did you not feel like reading?
I'm going to be eliminated because I'm obviously weird as a wife.
You've been looking for a wife, haven't you?
Well, I'm the one for you, baby.
I'm going to let you down.
I'll let you do whatever you want to me.
OK.
Oh, my god.
OK.
With my next elimination, I am going.
OK.
Jynxie.
With my next Jynxie.
Don't look at me, don't look at me, don't look at me, don't look at me, don't look at me, don't look at me, don't look at me.
Whatever you do, I will support you on this decision.
With my next elimination,
I am going to be eliminating
some so fucking rough.
Why?
I can't do that.
No, I'm your one and only.
What I made for you, I made this for you.
Are you serious? You're going to get rid of me?
I'm your mommy.
You are.
I don't need my mommy.
I really don't need my mommy.
Look, I'm Latina too.
I'm not flexing that I'm Latina, but I am Latina.
I'm sorry ladies, I'm sorry ladies, the decision has been made.
Fuck!
No!
Shake, right?
Right.
Everybody shake.
No!
Sorry.
That's okay.
Oh.
We're gonna have a fun.
Ah!
Be gone!
All right, I'm sorry, Sakura, you have been eliminated.
And this is our final four.
Okay, so this is the final round.
What's gonna happen is they're just going to say
one final speech as to why they think that they should win.
And then at the end, you guys are going to eliminate two
and pick your final winners for each other, okay?
If you guys want to pick a specific song for your speech,
send it to Mimikyu.
Otherwise, Mimikyu, you can just play generic, sad music.
Production, Jimmy Dory, do we have an order for them?
Muda fuck the fuck in brown this determines our next day
One by one and then do your speeches. All right, let's go backstage, please
Who hey, you know what dude you're gonna get some shit for that, but hey, you know what it's gonna
It's gonna lead to something, you know, it's gonna lead to something you're gonna find true love
The hardest thing I've ever done in my life. Muda
Where did this pickle come from who are you always been here you had not come from you had not
Here this you know what no you were not you were not no there's no fun from you was here
He's been right behind you guys all the whole time
Yeah, he's been right behind you guys all the time
Welcome on to my fucking house!
Like what the fuck!
Don't you raise your voice for me
Oh my god!
Yaaahhhh
Do I have to change your diaper?
Why don't you ask me?
What do you need?
I got a discipline sometimes
Oh, shit!
Please talk to your others
I don't know how you do it.
You can hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you talk low.
You talk low.
Remember, listen, chop, shut up.
We need what the fuck is happening now.
We're dating.
We're going on a date.
We need to explain.
We need them to explain who they want to date
and why they don't want to date us.
You know what I'm saying?
True.
Because we don't want to be like in that weird position
in that weird position where they're in the middle. They need to explain why do they want
to date us. It's specific like either whether it's you or me, okay?
True. True.
Fuck it.
Are you hitting my boot?
Are you grabbing your eyeballs? Are you grabbing your eyeballs? Come here.
I'm not even joking, Miku. Can I just... Miku, can I take you on the game, please?
Are you guys ready to hear their speeches, by the way?
Miku, you think I'm joking? I'm not even joking, Miku. Can I just take you on the game?
Who the hell is Miku? It's Miku Momaya.
Well, can we put Miku... Is it okay if Miku gets on stage or not?
Well... Miku doesn't talk much. Is that okay with you?
No, I need... I need any talking, but Miku, you're so beautiful, Miku.
Oh, Mika, sorry, Mika, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. All right, lock in, lock in, lock in.
Hello, good afternoon. It's the first time I came here in this state. So, I want to tell my story, like in a day.
So I come from a very, very poor family from Mexico
and I cross the border like everyone else.
You can see right here my scars.
I fell off the train and I walked seven days,
seven nights to come here and meet a green man.
I tell, I just needed a white man to meet
and get their drinker.
But right now, through the whole event,
you give me courage,
and you gave me so much enthusiasm to keep going
and not to be scared.
And I really appreciate it.
I really like you.
And I see that you play Rocket League.
I'm Mexican, I play soccer, and I play rugby too.
And also, we can match, we can play duels.
And yes, that's my story.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you so much.
Oh, I can talk to this type of language.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Wow.
Wow, you're so brave.
Emotional.
No.
I'm so sad.
Oh, man, there's like an, oh my god.
Hello, Jinxie.
Hello, Muda.
How are you?
Like I said, I'm here for true, authentic love.
I'm great, Muda.
Thank you so much for asking.
Hope you're doing good.
Hope you're having fun.
Like I said, I'm here for true, authentic love.
Not only could I be your mommy,
but I could also be your lover.
And Jinxie, I feel like we have a true genuine connection.
We both live in Florida.
I go to Miami a lot.
You can show me around the area
and I can show you around Florida.
And I think it would be an amazing time.
I know it'll end up pretty well.
I know you also play a lot of different games
and I would love for you to teach me.
I've actually been playing Redside for the first time.
I know you played that.
So I could always stream that for you as well.
But genuinely, I feel like we have a true connection
and I would love to explore that more in our second day,
if possible.
That's genuinely, I would love to get to know you more
and I can be your thought cat girl.
I would love that, honestly.
If you would give me the opportunity,
I would greatly appreciate it.
And Muda, you're honestly amazing, truly hands-free
and I would love to get to know you more as well.
I feel like we have a deep connection as well and I think it'll work out greatly between
us.
Of course, if you would give me the opportunity, I would greatly appreciate it.
Wow.
Thank you.
Could I have like a kiss?
You want a kiss?
Yeah.
Come here.
I would love to.
You're special.
I'll give you one of my lips this time.
I would love to.
You're special. I give you one of my lips this time.
I'll see you later, Jinxie.
Well, she definitely like your ass more than mine. I'll keep that above.
Oh
Hello, hello, hello, so I've really enjoyed our first date together, you know
Very nice and I've just been wondering, you know, don't you want to keep a girl like me, you know, I
Just it's just being love at first sight. Don't you think you know, we've had a connection this whole time
You know and if you don't pick me, that's okay. It's all right, you know
Jinxie's already broke her first woman, VR chat, girlfriend, but it's okay.
We can go on many more, you can just cheat on the other person because we all know, you know, you're the best at Valorant, you know, you're the best, aren't you?
Maybe you can teach me how to play sometime.
You know, it's like, love at first sight, I just really want to get to know you more, Mater.
Don't you want to get to know me more, you don't want to hurt me after a year.
Buddy, since the time I laid my eyes on you till now, I just, I think I want to spend the rest of my life with you to be honest.
Really?
I think so.
I think I want to spend the rest of my life with you too.
maybe you can think about it later okay don't don't leave me buddy I'll never leave you
Daddy, I'll never leave you.
Thank you.
That's my speech for you.
Thank you so much.
One more.
Hi.
Um, I mean, for the reason, well, ever since I laid my
eyes on Yamuda, I know we have been. I really want to go on this other date. I feel like
we can go somewhere with this. I'm willing to come out of my two-year
retirement from Valorant for you. We can play together, you can coach me.
What the fuck?
Um, but I've enjoyed all our conversation and come on, where you gonna find someone
like me blazing baddie come on girl you know you're bad girl you know you're
bad yeah I want to get to know you I really do want to get to know you
you pick me and we can explain yeah I just don't yeah you know I you are so
I... I... I... Jesus.
Okay.
Well, I hope you pick me.
Come on, be a good boy.
Okay guys, it's the uh...
Total vote you guys are gonna pick.
It's time. It's fucking time, okay?
So, you guys have to eliminate two
and then you guys are left with one each, okay?
And that's our date, and that's our date, basically.
That's your date. Yeah. You're gonna have to figure out who ends up with who though after you eliminate it. That's also gonna be interesting
All right ladies you guys did really good you fought hard
However, two of you need to get eliminated. I'll let you guys decide who goes first. That's completely up to you
It's a tough decision. So move up
Two of them want to date you two of them want to date me so I'll eliminate
I want to date me and you'll eliminate one of the two.
We can split it.
No, no, no.
I like that.
I like that idea.
I like Jinx's idea.
Yeah.
No, he's right.
He's right.
So why don't we get the two girls that are obviously invested in Jinx here right
here and the two girls obviously invested in Muda right here and you guys will each
have to eliminate one.
Alright.
I'm baby. Hi. I'm cutie. Hi. How are you? How are you? How are you? I'm good. I'm
That's very good. How are you? Are you good?
I'm good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good.
I've been practicing ballet for a year, you know.
I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen.
Have you? Yeah.
That's a good boy. That's a good boy.
I love everything about you, you know.
It's very sad to hear.
Look at me, bro. You gotta make this decision.
Where the fuck is Jasey?
You took him over there.
He's not fucking looking on those two.
Maybe you don't know me when she's so bad.
You know you don't want to miss this, baby.
You know your first choice was making me your last choice.
You already know where the big prize is.
I've seen you what I look like in real life.
Have you seen her?
No, baby.
I got the jet-class place for you.
I know my answer.
Yeah.
I know my answer.
Pickle yourself fucking ugly, bro.
The fucking worst goal ever?
I have my decision. I'm gonna tell you guys.
Come on, we're back in the war.
Okay.
Okay, let's take a little bit, okay?
Okay.
Instead of you guys saying who you're eliminating, let's do it like suspenseful game show style
where you say why you're picking the person you pick first and then you say the name of
the person that you pick.
Okay, so like for example, if I was choosing between you guys, I would be like, I'm choosing
this person because their nose is just so beautiful.
No, I like the elimination.
I like the elimination.
I like elimination.
I
Okay, okay, we can do it. All right, so you guys
I'm sure we can do it that way. I mean, you can eliminate you can eliminate pop it up here
Okay, you eliminate your pick. All right, you go first
You know who's waiting for you, baby
You know, you me, my good boy.
I've been waiting for you since day one.
I eliminate...
Bunny.
You're a fucking liar.
Damn.
This bitch is just fucking climbing.
You know what you're doing?
down
this bitch is going to rape me
this bitch is just fucking glimpsing me
you know what you're missing out on baby
what are you looking at me for you baby
you're not exploring this thing
thank you very much
I'm sorry to say you've been over the native
they're missing out
congratulations mootah
speaking me
you guys have a sick date
check
Yeah, all right. All right, he's a we do you do you also accept Muda as your date?
I accept.
All right, thank you.
Now for my date.
I want to go okay who I want to go in a day it's going to be Lulu
congratulations I can't believe that I'm so excited
Could you like call me a good boy or something?
Sorry you did it so far.
You're such a good boy.
I don't even know what you're like.
I'm like, you know, piss me off.
Yeah.
I can't believe you're the green card.
Yeah, maybe we could kiss.
My baby.
I'd love to.
Hey, hey!
You're out of tune!
Hey!
You are about to die!
Wait, what? You're in the car now?
What?
Oh my god!
It's okay, Jinxia. I'll protect you. I'll protect you.
It's okay.
It's our support.
Come bro, she's like 5 feet tall. She protected you from the car.
I hate you.
No.
No, no, just you.
No, no, no.
Very offensive.
No, no.
Yes, yes, yes.
No, no, no, no. She's crazy. I'm not like...
I'm not a kid.
No, no.
It's okay.
I didn't even meet her.
She's crazy.
She's baby chopping you.
She's a baby chopping you.
We could do a more episode in the future if you want.
Okay.
Okay guys, congratulations.
Congratulations.
So, you said you guys want to do a future date stream with these two, right?
Yes.
I would never be mad at you, it's okay, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right.
I'm a Valorant girls too, so don't get too attached.
Alright, we're gonna poke in the boss.
Yeah, we're gonna go to the boss room and talk to you.
JX, give me one moment. Where's JX going?
They're going to stop?
Okay, let's go buddy.
Buddy, please don't be mad at me buddy. Stop. Please don't be mad.
Okay, listen, listen. We all know you won. It's alright.
I can just leave a sign please or whatever. It's okay.
It's alright.
You all know you're gonna talk to the Valorant girls tomorrow.
Maybe it'll be me tomorrow, Valorant girl. Who knows?
You're gonna forget about this gal, but I'm always gonna be here.
Marcus! Get Marcus!
Marcus!
Bunny, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah.
Alright.
God strike me out.
He's going to show you the jet-cost play one time then.
I'll still do it for you.
I mean, if you want to, I don't...
Buddy, I think we connect really well, but I just hope you understand from my position,
I can't pick you since Jinxie eliminated Sakura.
I feel like it would have been weird.
I know, it's okay.
I really know I was going to get eliminated when Sakura was going to get eliminated.
I know.
Listen, your personality is amazing and we've all seen what you look like and personally, you are very beautiful and I want to say, and I want to say, hopefully one day in the future, we might re spark what we once had.
I won't let you get what you're missing.
I'll never forget that night.
I hope you know, I will never forget it.
I'm glad I can make you be the first VR girlfriend whatever you want.
I don't think I've ever laughed or been into someone so deeply like you ever will.
So yeah, genuinely.
I was so deeply into you as well, Doreen.
So, I mean, yeah, I hope you don't...
I had this Abigail treat you better than I did.
I'm sorry that I wasn't good enough for you.
I know you were you were good enough you were it was more it was a no don't do it
It was a political decision. I had to yeah, I understand. I understand. It's okay
And I'm telling you maybe one day in the future we can re-spark, you know what we had that night
Yeah, of course whenever you want to play the archer again hit me up
I know exactly right girl. I know you right and take care of yourself
I want to check in when I can and I want you to take care of yourself because I'll miss
you.
But even then, if we never talk to each other again, which hopefully we never do, hopefully
we do, I want you to take care of yourself.
For me, we never talk to each other again.
If life gets busy and if the world ends, I want to say take care of yourself.
Can I say I was looking at all clips before and when you were cosplaying in Leon
That was so hot. Oh my god
I didn't know you were so fucking muscly and when you took yourself to God damn
You know what I'm saying? Oh shit was fire
You are very sexy and any girls lucky to have you
And you go out there lots of love, okay?
You're a great guy, you're a great guy
Take care of yourself, genuinely take care of yourself.
You take care of yourself too.
I'm happy I met you.
I'm happy I met you too.
Bye, Daddy.
Bye, Mommy.
This is the first time I've ever seen a bone.
It was not...
It was not hurt. It was not hurt with me.
I mean where's Jinxie? I don't understand. Where's Jinxie? I don't get it. Where's Jinxie? Where'd he go?
Did he leave?
Where the fuck is Jinxie?
you