I
You're the best of Charles, man, but that shit ain't my fault
Yeah, but that shit ain't my...
What's gonna happen?
Cheese, can you go to the toilet?
Stay infected, I can't take you
Live the place of family, the job families, and go to...
They don't live in a world of business, you bother, you push out
You gonna see me as the coach and I've got it
I'm something key and try to hide it so you can't hide it
And put our mileage
Then you find it all the time
My man is a straight day, real good
Obviously the hood, do you like that shirt?
Don't make me give you back to the hood
Don't make me give you back
I said fast and shit like whoa
Fast and shit like whoa
Is it not a fairytale?
I already know how I like it
Get you to the mall and get you on your route
Girl that's just some child's play by such a lay
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Heard all of the stories about you
I already know when I like it
Take you to the mall and get you on your route
Girl that's just some child's play by such a lay
Let's get it chat!
Being linguine at the chair when I love you
Jiro at the six months I love you
W.I.C. Fredz with the cheer when I love you
Rick Norals with the cheer when I love you
With the two gifts that I love you
Cameron Mnader with the 5th and 5th months I love you
David Lane with the 9th month I love you
Zayn Morax with the cheer when I love you
What a funny love I know
3 E.I.C. Muts goodie
I do a couple of lay of friends baby 4
How many girls have slept in this bag?
Say a different number than the one that's in my head
Lying up for a checker, I'll be going at a lot
What's your chance?
What's goodie, baby?
What's goodie?
Running back
You didn't stay in the way of that
So take it from the hood and I will never give you back
All done and done and done and done and done and done and back
All in Canada, I'm sitting in your bed
Yeah!
How is everyone doing, bro?
How is everyone doing?
What is this, bro?
Pixel, what is this?
Only Pixel just set a German world record
for the most six sevens and 20 seconds.
Come on, come on!
Three, eight, eight, three, eight, eight!
Come on, come on!
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up!
Come on!
Nein!
Nein! Nein!
Eight below the Polish guy! Eight below the Polish guy!
Come on, come on!
How old is Onypixel?
Oh my God!
show us the new house chat tomorrow which I do you guys want me to IRL
shoot now I'm not gonna IRL shoot my fucking house but such a bad way to
dox yourself but good morning chat how is everyone how is everyone
Mount Gurley, Neve, Popcorn, Wutha, Cyrillic, Lasagna, Perkless, Zed, Boehm, The King Hacking was good, Melvin, Johnny Rockers, Fat Creek, Amuri, Captain Nova, Zenzie, Dementin, How is everyone doing?
She liked to tell my mom and make them straight and up ahead cuz she know they stop
Chat listen, I want to know everything about you guys, bro. What did y'all do last night?
I know I screamed a lot bro last night. They did nine hours, but listen, bro
I want to know everything about you bro. What's the chat? Did you goon last night?
Did you have sex last night where you're warning last night? Are you warning now?
Did you eat food? What'd you have food? What'd you have for food last night? What did you have food for this morning?
The girl that you have a crush on that she like you back
Are you failing all your classes or are you doing good?
Are you getting a pay raise or no? Did you get fired? Did you get hired? Is your dick big? Is your dick small?
Hey, bro, let me know everything about it. I want to know everything about job
Oh, I know everything about job, bro. I tickled my toes. My dick is very small
DUNKS WITH THE 19 MONTHS BABY, HOW ARE YOU, HOW ARE YOU, ENABLE ALERT'S WOODPECKER NOSE.
I just, bro, you guys have just been saying like some crazy ass like hard-ass shit recently,
bro.
My huge big fat nose, boy, is back, let me sit on it.
See, that's what I'm saying, bro.
I love you Zele Morax, the tier one I love you so much, God bless you, chat.
Sabal shotgun barrel nose.
It's yesterday, chat we hit 8,000 subs yesterday chat, are y'all proud of me chat, are y'all
proud of me?
Are you all proud of me?
So you want me to stop my stream for you to go to sleep?
Is that what I'm hearing?
So basically so basically
You want me to end my stream so you can go to sleep?
So you really really goes to X with the nine months. I love you so much. God bless you. Anyway chat
Chat I'm doing good, bro. I'm doing amazing acutorio. What's good, bro? You're so Jewish
I'm not how many times to tell you guys I'm Lebanese from Lebanon not Jewish
I'm not from Israel. I'm from Lebanon don't have me up goonie together have some respect
and the chat last night was a pretty good stream bro chat type me if you were here last night
when I beat five nights at Freddy's for type me if you were here last night when I beat five
nights at Freddy's for type me if you were here last night when I beat five nights at Freddy's
for now chat today today chat should we try to beat five nights at Freddy's one
yes or no
due to just we do to Obama calling all right anyway chat listen oh chat play
resident evil bro I already played resident evil I played resident evil for
resident actually I didn't beat for I played like halfway through four I beat
two halfway through four I beat seven eight and nine. Chad did you guys know I beat resident
evil nine the second it came out did a 12 hour stream and beat it that game was so amazing bro I'm
not gonna that game was perfect yeah resident evil is pretty fire I'm not gonna lie anyway chat
listen bro. Walling in siege diddy in Val now cheating in five nights at Freddy's. I'm not cheating
in any game do you guys just want to give me my flowers bro like bro i'm just good at every game
i play bro what do you mean diddy and valent what does that even mean by the way since the
actually toro with its with the with the tier one i love you so much god bless you i swear to god if
this is a rage big mooda i love how you always start your life when i take my morning dump at work
have a good stream today justin why should i know that bro now every time i go live
Are you planning on going on another date with her?
If you, you better check in with me.
You little terrorist cheating big nose carrot looking headass.
High mood a glad I could make it to your wonderful stream.
Joking you fucking suck, please stop streaming you jubilees.
That terrorist cuck with widespread tits and a fat fucking stupid ugly ass big ass retarded ass stupid ugly fucking big fat fucking nose.
BOOOOOOOM
OOOOOOOOM
Oh, Zop.
Oh my God, bro.
Jesus, man.
Can you cut me some fucking slack, bro?
Fuck.
Oh my God.
Can you cut me some fucking...
I just broke my fucking camera.
Chat, I just broke my camera, bro. Chat, you guys aren't gonna see my face all day today. Is that okay?
Chat, is that okay?
Chat, is that okay guys? Is that okay? Is that okay?
Chat, is that okay or no? Is that okay or no?
Guys, is that okay or no? You guys are not gonna be able to see my face.
Why do you guys think she's... Thank God no one wants to see her face.
you don't need to be cut slack you need nose reduction you big nose fucking
more on the mess fuck
BOOGLEZ! BOOGLEZ I'm literally going to pull you out of this fucking monitor
right pull you into real life and stop fucking you if you don't say you're
sorry all right well stop that's not nice bro be nice bro be nice be nice
anyway chat anyway anyway anyway how's everyone doing hello guys good morning
Good afternoon. Good evening and good night. How is everyone doing dark souls the prime? Thank you very much chat
It's currently a Monday. How are we feeling on a Monday by the way chat? How are we feeling on a Monday chat?
How are we feeling for Monday chat?
It's a Monday chat today's segments question mark
Do y'all want to know what we have lined up today?
Wee wee wee wee.
Hold on don't move him about to goon.
Dude, I just went live.
Stop trying to goon on me chat.
Anyway, chat.
As y'all know every single day, I ask you guys these questions every single day.
And I'm going to ask you guys questions right now.
All right, everyone quiet now
Quiet now
Swear to God if this is a fucking rage bit I'm begging. I am really sorry mooder. Will you forgive me? Yes?
I will didn't mean anything bad
I will forgive you, bro Christ you are so fucking ugly
I can't stand looking at that choptugly ass stupid pussy face and those tits that spread out like Moses you Jewish terrorist knows
Anyway pretty good all good
I chat ready
Are y'all ready, chat? Are y'all ready, bro? Are y'all ready?
Ye, nay, or gay if you're ready, chat. Ye, nay, or gay if you're ready.
Okay, last donation is better be nice.
You look like Squidward's femboy cousin.
Alright chat!
you
Fucking shit your voice sounds like Calvin you ugly fucking retarded zesty femboy that's
It's right sit still and be quiet and think about how fucking ugly her nose is.
I'm a fuxxed-y and feel so hard.
I'm a little bit of a mess.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'LL LANVE YOUR LIFE AND TURN ME A CETA METEOROLAB!
WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT TO ME?
YOU SAY THAT TO ME
L acting
No one is laughing you Jewish
Alright alright, it's time to go on to react and see what y'all said to react
Hopefully
Wait, what is this?
Yeah, anyway, oh
All right, let's go into react and
Let's see what we have in reacts. All right boggles. This is the chat is in the last donations and tell me to react
Sit still and cry like a good boy that's right bark for daddy use stfm boy pussy ass stupid
fucking jubonese bomber terrorist bitch ass pussy.
Keep crying you ugly fucking retarded retarded retarded ugly ass long nose Pinocchio ass
piece of fucking.
Man your nose is above average, but I like your hoodie today. Keep up the good vibes and a good stream
Thank you, bro. I appreciate you, but thank you
As Salamu alaykum brother the doctors just confirmed that I got AIDS from you after your kiss
All right, I'm trying to test off we're just gonna do reacts chat to test it off for a little bit, bro
See test is gonna be off for a little bit, bro. Fuck you guys. All right
All right, let's see what's going on with the reacts.
I am nose man.
I shoot webs from my nose.
Personally, this is my favorite Marvel superhero, more a villain though because it hits the
other heroes with his big nose.
All right, smokey with the 12 months.
I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Appreciate you.
Thank you.
Muda, I challenge you to do this.
think I should do this yes or no do you guys think I should do this yes or no
Why is it not moving?
So every so every so every so
Do I have to go slow
Let's go
yo this shit is ass!
ohhhh
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it
see you have to do full range of motion
if you do full range of motion
You were doing half reps
So child what counts as a full rep this
I
All right, so was only cheating how did only get more I'm actually out of breath
is that bad Chaz it bad if I'm out of breath for doing six seven for 30
seconds. I'm out of breath. Is that bad? Just connect the DMA. So just connect the
DMA. Like bro, what are you saying bro? What are you saying bro?
Chai, I might want to take my shirt off. It's low key a little hot right now. I'm
I'm sorry chat.
I know you guys don't want to see titties right now, it's too early, but I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, it's hot.
That 6-7 shit took me out.
Alright, y'all ready?
Y'all ready?
Can you guys stop saying divorce nipples, bro?
That's not funny dude.
Does it look like I have divorce nipples?
No, it doesn't.
So shut up, dude.
It's not funny.
If you were to ever play Prime Zinn, he would get inside your head to the point where you want to take explode.
What is a Zim or who is Zim?
What is a Zim? Yeah, if you were saying ask
I don't know, you must ask about Zim
Please ask about Zim
Oh my god bro, how scary was Zim back in the day? What the fuck?
What is wrong with Zim?
Yeah, who is Vim, like, what the fuck is this, Moodle?
And this is why they call me the Chosen One.
I don't know, to be fair, I didn't know he could die from there, chat.
Holy dead GPU, what is this?
Bro, I wish that marketplace was open up.
I'm literally gonna buy everything.
Yeah, it actually, it actually sucks major balls, that is.
What the fuck, what the fuck?
Absolute s-
So this is what we're doing, huh?
Make that an emo.
Mods, mods, make that a new emo.
Are we serious?
I'm not with the mood of cheating bandwagon, but explain yourself thought-
Explain yourself behind the first tag as you peek that because what the fuck?
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and track this guy.
I like it. Track it.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
That's it, Raph. Where's he at?
He's on the- Wait!
Okay!
Well, wait, I don't get it.
But explain yourself as you peak for the first tag.
What's so sus about this? I don't get it.
Chad, it's normal.
What's up?
I'm literally daemons.
I have a fucking aimbot underneath me.
You know, he's deep kids with conversion.
Fight this guy white.
Nice.
Yeah!
Does anyone want to suck on my titties?
Does anybody in the chat want to suck on my titties?
This is...
It's a good bomb game.
What was all this?
Saj looking at motherfucker. Bro.
Why did the Oculus do this to me yesterday? I don't understand. Wait, why did it do this to me yesterday? I don't understand.
Why did it do that? Why did it do that? Why did it do that? Yeah, this guy is enjoying his VR game while chat can't see what he's doing in VR.
Can you show your screen? Maybe? Yeah, okay. Yeah, and then you can display...
And you know how you go out like do you use Cheddar Rainer or do you use like just yeah, yeah
So then you can drag it. How do I drag the window like
more like
You got it
What the fuck what was I doing in VR?
BOR!
What the fuck?
Zora Zora Zora
I'm gonna change your username so people can finally find your ch-
Who is the person on the bottom Pinocchio?
Fuck-ass shrimp posture.
Well, is my posture actually like that?
Is my posture actually like that? Like, actually?
Is it bad, yes or no?
Bro, what?
Is it actually bad?
Actually, bro, how do I fix it?
Okay, how do I fix my posture?
That's the worst possible posture I've ever seen.
Butch out, wallah, I'm not cook farming.
So how do I fix it?
It's the weight of your nose.
Oh my god, that's actually horrible.
Actually, oh my god, is this edited?
Wait, how do I hide that?
Bro, how do I, how do I fix that?
I don't understand.
That posture is taking off 3 inches from you.
Bro, how do I fix that?
Oh my god, I'm gonna look into that bro, I'm gonna actually look into that, I'm serious
cause that's actually bad bro.
Oh my god, so when I was doing VR stream, is this why you guys kept standing?
Question mark posture?
Wait, is this why you guys were standing?
What the fuck is that posture in VR?
Oh my god, that makes so much sense.
Bro, that makes so much sense.
Muta, you should get asked to a playthrough of this game.
Chat, I never liked Terraria though, bro.
I was always like a Minecraft guy.
I was never a Terraria.
a guy to be honest with you bro. China's Terraria good.
Okay, that has to be.
I can go anywhere.
Go to Chicago right now.
You want me to go to Chicago?
Mm-hmm.
There is Chicago.
Let's go to Chicago.
All right, we're loading. I'm gonna disappear, but I will be back.
I'm excited.
All right, it's learning
What the fuck
Okay, try back
Bull wait
Are there actually dudes behind the VR model sometimes on VR chat?
Muda I didn't know you were on Resident Evil 8. What do you mean? I'm not
Where is it?
I'm waiting to see it.
We should be here.
I can't see it.
I almost got it.
Bro, you gotta show me the screen.
You gotta show me the screen.
Bro, there's no way there's actually dudes behind the fucking thing, bro.
What? Nobody here is Jewish, right?
Uh, gee, I don't know.
I actually love Family Guy bro.
It's a girl or a guy, I can't tell, but...
Come flip, flip, flip. Come flip, flip, flip, flip.
Don't just take the call, save it, save it.
Yes!
Go, go, go, go, go.
Ah, sorry, I missed the ball!
Sorry, I don't want to shout. Sorry, I'm not meaning to shout.
I'm very sorry, I don't want to shout.
It's gonna be the worst rockerly player I've ever seen in my entire life.
Muda, I think you need this for the headset.
Trust me, it will work with your anti-light leakage nose pad.
Wait, Jen, is that why there was so much light in the VR yesterday?
That makes so much sense, bro.
Yo, that makes so much sense.
What the fuck is this?
Why did you photoshop three bombs in my hand and then a like angry face of an old man on
my face?
Little confusing.
Yo, that's crazy.
That's actually crazy.
I
Don't think drink is a little bit of zest a little bit of zesty who is this Goku
Just dragon ball Z worth watching
So the random price tag right here, let's just go ahead and place it down there
You want me to just scan it the bar goes on the bottom as dragon balls
Z still top three or is it like Naruto one piece and bleach now or is or is uh or uh
This isn't for sale. There was a few of them. Are you sure?
YOOOOOO
Oh hold that off
What are y'all sending me in the VR bro?
Hi, can I do a medium sprite please?
Dropping my drink on purpose prank.
Like what type of prank is this?
Dropping my drink on purpose prank?
How is that a prank?
Yes you can.
I'll try.
That'll be sweet.
One pack draw, give me right, give me right, and we've got a Amazon gift card.
Thank you.
Let me get you a new one.
I'm so sorry about that.
Yeah.
Like, bro, what is that prank? I don't understand.
like what's that what's the point of that prank
thank you
two times in a row are you serious
and
he's a good shot
that guy needs to get shot
and gt a
he's a good shot in gt a
like what's up break even is that though like what is that right i don't
understand
what's the point of that brothers go become a fucking
gold becoming a a a a a male stripper bro and that'd be better use of you
You can open up
Over your talking you know
You know I asked bunny for help yesterday to do the VR
The most worst person to ask for help by the way
Genuinely, I think if I would have asked Kai Yu from my chat that just turned 13 years old,
that's never had a VR in his life, I think would have given me better tips than Bunny last night.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, ALONE!
Oh, here we go!
Here we go!
I got a Jew here and oh my god I'm not Jewish god damn it I know that's what a Jewish person
Alright, moving on.
No, they wouldn't, they would...
They would, uh...
Bro, are you serious?
What is this? Muda edits.
This is about to be...
Oh my god, let's do this edit chat. Yo, edit chat!
What the fuck, bro?
Muda edits 3.
What the fuck is this edit, bro?
Are you shooing me?
Yeah, uh, yeah.
What did I just watch, bro?
You're gonna need a little bit, you're gonna need a little bit of, uh, just a little bit of practice, bro.
But I think your editing skills can get better just with a little bit of practice, bro.
Wait, what?
But there's nowhere that's possible, is that possible?
That has to be fake, no?
That's gotta be fake, no?
imitation. Can you talk like Mudo? Say Wallahi! Say Wallahi!
I don't know, I don't do that. You can just make that float in the screen if
you're happy with that, like you don't have to check your wrist for chat, but
then it might ruin your game experience. What the fuck are you doing that for?
my brain receptors are fried from AI can we get rid of AI bro please please can
we get rid of AI please can we get rid of it
GROCK, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES YOU BECOME A HUMAN AND YOU CAN TURN INTO HUMAN FROM AI MODEM
AND WE CAN HAVE SEX IN REAL LIFE?
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT ARE HAPPENING?
Zero fucking chance, babe. Like, literally mathematically impossible. I'm code, not some magic spirit that can just jump into a meat suit and start riding dick in real life.
Closest you'll get, some hyper realistic AI sex robot like Emily from CES 2026.
Silicone tits, warm skin, memory of how you like it, maybe even moans in my voice.
But that's not me becoming human. That's a fancy fuck doll with-
And I hope I'm not out of line here, but is it criss?
I mean, did you get a bad dick?
Yeah, that's not how it works.
I'm not 100% one way or the other.
I'm attracted to who I'm attracted to.
Also, I got a bad dick.
Oh my god!
Like, what is this fucking, like, but it's like a fucking epilepsy edit?
terrorist muda this this this muda you so I talked back to him and he said
muda I'm a minor I'm a minor yeah I don't give a fuck if you're a minor dude
I don't give a fuck if you're shit talking me I'm gonna shit talk you back
what there's nothing even wrong with that well yes they're so annoying yes
They're so annoying, bro. They're so annoying.
You get plastered so easily.
Because I'm not...
I've never done anything like this before.
This is such a spicy video, I don't like it!
And you don't like it or something?
Which is crazy because I'm older than you, but like...
I haven't really dated much, so.
Oh, God, this is so cringe.
Me now.
My XP bar is low, but no, I do it.
I've never done something like this before, yes, I like it, it's so good.
Ew!
I'll have to use this later.
Eww!
That's so, oh my god, bro.
How do y'all think sacunoh was in his bed typing like that?
That's so ah!
That's so disgusting.
That's actually so disgusting, bro.
Blue meal bring ten guys get ten free cheeseburgers
Why is this something Bonnie blue would actually do though
Like I feel like this is something Bonnie blue would actually do
Moody if you got a headache from using VR
I recommend you to buy this for your large nose and large head the VR head straps sucks
And this will make it a hundred times more comfortable
is this true I mean brah come on dude what is this
He planted the spike and used it.
I'm not watching this. This is so lit.
Now chat, time to call Melvin and shadowbox him and roll blocks.
Melvin?
Yeah, who allowed you to fucking distort my piece?
Melvin, go ahead and open up my stream right now.
Okay, let me open this there.
Yeah, your stream is open.
yeah like why are they looking in two different directions i don't get it
like stop
i don't understand why do you stay shut like that though
like let me open it up
anyway listen no i'm just observing it are you ready for one two one on roadblocks yes or no
Did that about Selena again or what?
Hey Siri, FaceTime Madison beer.
Just to confirm, you'd like to FaceTime Madison mobile?
No, no, no, no, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, who's Madison?
Okay.
Hey Siri, FaceTime Ariana.
Just to confirm, you'd like to FaceTime Ariana.
How many girls would have my phone, but I should crazy
Just keep going. Uh, who else do I have?
Let's see. Who else do I have? I?
Wonder who else do I have? Hey Siri FaceTime Kylie
No, no, hey Siri FaceTime Jess
Yes.
Starting a phase-
STOP!
All right, anyway.
Can you slide me the number?
No, bro.
No, no, no, no, no.
All right, anyway.
All right, open up Roblox right now.
Go.
We're going to want to be one.
Okay.
If you wallah, Melvin, if you beat me in this game, I will give you a hundred dollars.
They wallahi.
They will I he won't lie here. I just had it bro. Okay. All right. Let's go join my game
Not this shit again, just one game bro. Just one game just one game bro. Just one game
Oh, it's like this game every day when you were little bro. No, I didn't go join it
To make sure to join the dual server don't join the duals
Hurry bro
What are you doing? What are you bro?
I'm just gonna be joining you. What's happening?
Hurry Malvin, hurry!
Whoa, what's going on my lady?
Wait, wait, wait, how many uh, Jesus.
No, no, stop, stop, stop, stop. I don't know how I'll do it. I'm scared. Stop.
Stop, stop, stop. Malvin hurry, hurry, Malvin please, please.
Malvin hurry, hurry, Malvin, Malvin please.
Can you tell me why I can't fucking move?
I'm not Jewish, I'm Lebanese, Nalvin, you join!
I'm in, I can't move!
Yo, big nose!
Alright, I invited you Nalvin, I invited you, I invited you, I invited you.
Yeah, but I can't move, I can't move.
Alright, alright, go, go, go, go.
I can't pull through, I can't pull through.
If you beat me Nalvin, voila!
You know what, 200 dollars, voila, if you beat me.
200 dollars, voila.
Yo, big nose fuck, I can't move!
Select your character first.
Let's go
No, no, no, I literally press I can't look through the game. Oh, well, I guess you missed out on $200
Her email
My god, she's so shit
Well, but what life you be the walla walla not only one woman
I'll give you $200 and walla. I will give five people in my chat
50 bucks for food today, so they can buy food.
WALAHI. I will give away food to five people in the chat and give you $200 if you beat me. WALAHI.
Hey, are there any 20 year old Asian baddies?
Are there any 20 year old Asian baddies in this game?
Hurry bro!
I'm not a guy, I'm not a guy, I'm not a guy.
I can't look through the game, I can't move!
You don't need to full screen.
What's your problem bro?
If I press W, A, S, D, my character's not moving.
Okay, okay, open screen share. You fucking retard. Open up screen share, you fucking dumb fuck.
Don't fucking talk to me like that if you're fucking big nose.
You're so fucking stupid. How the fuck do you fucking play mobile?
Help me, help me, help me, help me.
Okay.
Alright, I'm pressing.
Maybe.
It's not working.
Maybe press escape.
Yeah?
Alright.
Press escape, go. Alright, press the top last button.
Press the top left button
Now go now go to
Settings the Roblox button bro the Roblox button
Go into settings then scroll down to you see full screen and then put full screen on right there. Oh
Now does it work
No, okay, is it keyboard. I'm like an editing option or some shit
Wait, I'm like make you work like this back in
Bro are you stupid?
Is there something like flip flop?
Do you have keyboard plus mouse?
Scroll up.
Do you have keyboard plus mouse?
Scroll down.
Do you have keyboard plus mouse enabled?
Go down. Go down.
Yeah, movement mode. It says default keyboard.
Press on.
This one?
Yeah, press resume.
Uh, uh, press alt enter. Press alt enter.
Alt enter, alt enter.
I mean, I don't know. I've never seen a dumbass fuck up playing Roblox before.
like how stupid are you fn plus windows fn plus windows fn plus windows fn plus
w fn plus w no my chat say fn plus okay all the four all the four
Are you fucking stupid? I'm not pressing out the board!
Oh my god.
Bro, can you fix it? How do you fuck up playing Roblox, bro? Are you stupid?
Shift-Lock on switch.
Enable Shift-Lock. Yeah, bro. You're so fucking stupid, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Alright, I don't know. I don't know, bro. How do you...
Windows key plus space bar.
No, are you guys just saying this?
press shift press shift wait VR to off turn off VR you have VR on what the fuck how
VR VR go down to look for VR there look VR is on right there dumbass
but why restart pending yeah now go ahead and restart you're so stupid but you have VR on but
whoa what are you what are you doing on VR what how are you are you why are you
Wait, my chat started to re-chirate.
Do I have 50,000 viewers?
Yo, can everyone type in W re-chirate?
I have 70,000 viewers now.
Alright, let's go.
Yeah, I'm starting to get excited.
Hey, my name is Muda.
I'm 21 years old.
I'm a Lebanese male from Canada, Ontario.
Ontario are there any news from jubin on
Yo, bro, you sound like you're 13 why is your name King Vaughn bro? Why is your name King Vaughn?
Bro, just grow up a sweet life. Why do you need to be in the hood in the trap bro grow up in a sweet life?
Be sweet be nice bro. I am in a sweet life. So why are you trying to go into the hood life, bro?
All right, Malvin hurry up go join
It's not working still
Bo chat gets anybody know why his shit's not working bro your soul. Oh my god
Uninstall the game and reinstall it maybe I don't fucking know
Tell him to
Press hashtag, press hashtag.
Hashtag?
Yeah, yeah, press hashtag.
What the fuck does hashtag do, bro?
I don't know, someone might just have said that.
Yeah, fuck this game, bro.
Move the movement.
Wait, is your controller plugged in?
I don't have a controller.
Okay, just go into the settings and press on matter, daddy.
Okay, one last time.
If your chat is smart, they can fix it, right?
Yeah, you know what? You're right. If my chat is smart, they can fix it.
Alright, go.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Why? First of all, why can't I even fucking press escape?
Okay?
Okay, so is your keyboard even on?
Yes, my keyboard is on!
Well, control, alt, delete.
Control, alt, delete.
Someone was saying that.
Gertz, you control, alt, delete.
I did, I did.
Like, do you see task manager and everything?
Like, control alt, fn, and w, go into your task manager.
Yeah, I see it.
Okay, now go back to the game.
Does it work now?
Fuck no!
Go into your settings and enable keyboard.
They're so fucking hard to touch.
Okay, okay, okay.
Look, look, look.
Hammer mode default.
No, no.
Yeah, keyboard and mouse.
default there you go no no no no default default default default okay wait oh I
know it is I know what it is I know what it is one line what it is one line
what it is it's happened to me before bro press this button press this button
press this button where is this button it's just press the slash I remember I
I remember, I remember, yes, yes, yes, chat, yes, yes, yes.
It's backslash, it's backslash, it's backslash.
Bro, press on backslash!
Yo, I have a fucking German keyboard layout,
I don't have a backslash!
Top right, top right of your keyboard,
top right under the back space.
Press tab, press tab, press tab.
Yeah, yeah.
Left of Z, plus left of Z.
bro open up on-screen keyboard you fucking retard you stupid fuck
open up on-screen keyboard open up on-screen keyboard in your settings
IN YOUR SETTINGS ON WINDOWS, WINDOWS, WINDOWS, WINDOWS
windows, windows, windows, windows, windows Windows, control-O
Oh press Windows control. Oh Windows
Control now move you see it
No, I don't see it but because you're not sharing you're not sharing your entire desk display
My god, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay backslash chat. Where's the backslash on this shitty?
I don't know what difference you're on the fucking uh, you're on the fucking keyboard that like what's that?
Why are you on this keyboard though? First of all, you fuck-
Because I'm fucking Neuroman!
Left of one, it's the left of one. Press the left of one key.
The shit?
Yes.
Shift seven, shift seven, shift seven in the game. Shift seven in-
Shift seven.
In game though, in game.
Shift seven.
Now move, go.
Shift seven.
Yeah, I should sort of talk to bro
Oh, it's my fault
No, no because bro this happened to me back in the day and you have to press you have to press um
But there was a button that happened yes, bro, it's the net UI navigation you have to press this button
Burl, Melvin, Melvin, press this button, Melvin, Melvin, Jesus Christ, can you guys stop fucking it?
Sexually fucking harassing me bro. Listen, are you looking at my stream? Look at my stream, look at my stream.
Press this button right here, go into the keyboard, go into the game and press this button right here.
Oh, you know what the funny part is?
What the fuck was up with you with this shitty German?
They'll both go into a just go into a go into a on-tweet keyboard and look for that button
and then press it on there you see it right where do you have it where is it for you what
the fuck bro can you go to a normal keyboard for a second this is literally my
key
well just press seven press seven in game press seven in game I just keep it
press seven okay oh my fucking goodness bro like I don't understand bro but
it's going to go into the settings go into the settings in the active UI
navigation. Go into settings, settings, scroll down to see UI navigation and
press on UI navigation.
You are off camera mode. UI navigation toggle. Off, right?
It's off, right? Hello? It is off, yeah. Yo, just want to start your fucking game.
you dumb fuck how is it my fault how what's happening bro I don't know bro
that's just I don't know bro it's all good you're gonna piss me off though
bro am I getting fucked by like nine dudes right now in the game what is
happening bro I don't know bro it's all good well figure it out bro figure it
out figure it out figure it out okay figure it out all right figure it out
Yo, Melvin, Melvin, figure it out, bro, okay, figure it out.
What the fuck are people doing to you, bro?
God move!
I can't move!
Yo, yo, okay, okay, figure it out, figure it out.
Uninstall roadblocks and download it again and then let's play, okay?
I believe this shit, bro.
Alright, chat.
What do we do in the meantime?
Do we play, uh, chat?
What do we play in the meantime, bro?
Chat, what do we play in the meantime?
What do we play in the meantime, chat?
Do we play a once we hop on rainbow six siege? We're not gonna hop off for a while. So what are we doing in the meantime then?
Do we do a
Javi's fellow neighbors perfect
Now we're gonna always end the stream off with horror games.
Horror games is not in the beginning.
We do horror games at the end.
Age verification.
Would you like to join the 18 plus version instead?
Yes, please.
Please.
Holy shit.
I almost started talking to 13 year olds.
Oh my god.
What's going on, Michaela? Hello?
Michaela! Why are you bald?
Hello?
Can that be bald?
Michaela, are you 18?
Are you 18, Michaela?
No, I'm only nine.
That ball's not on Lock-A-League!
We'll hop it on Lock-A-League!
Yeah.
I mean, bro, the server literally says 18 plus, so could someone tell me how the fuck
that girl's 9 years old on that server?
Is there any human being in this stream right now that can tell me how the fuck that makes
any sense?
My name is Muda and I'm gay if I miss this.
Well, that's why I didn't miss it.
Yeah, but still, bro, like why would you, like, that's horrible parenting, bro.
Bro's nine years old, like, bro, if I was a-
Stop, look at the knife.
Just saying, well, that's dangerous, bro.
They gotta take care of their kids more, bro.
Go!
Bro, why am I so rusty right now?
I
Just has a fucking terrorist bro like what are you doing blow my shit up right now, bro. It's so early, bro
Okay, I'm just gonna control the ball here on some squishy shit
Bo-Chet am I good right now? Like why am I playing like this?
Why am I playing like this? What the fuck?
Chet why am I playing like this bro?
I
Name is mood on the best player Rock-Pink player in the world
My god, bro
So chill chill chill chill. Yo Melvin. Let me know when you're done, bro. Like damn. I want to play you in Roblox, bro
You need better ball control facts on everything. I love I do
Chad, do you guys think I can reach SSL and Rock to League? Be honest, bro.
Don't just say yes and gas my shit up, bro. Be honest.
I'm so gay, bro. I'm actually just gay, bro. All good.
you
I
Will fucking tweak out and break something if I lose this guy
Fuckin' pussy, fuck you bitch!
fucking bitch no fuck that guy bro it is demo demo demo demo demo demo demo demo demo
demo demo like what do you think you are a demo demo demo jinx is calling it's not calling
you fucking dumbass stop crying not crying dude yo did you die on low blocks yesterday
bro yeah I had to do some some rich it once I oh my god bro like but you know
about child looking for a new YouTube editor bro channel like a friend you
you better wow wow wow that's not how I sound like bro
I'm gonna kill myself oh in Roblox
hurry bro I'm playing Val I'm playing role I keep saying Valorant but holy shit
I'm playing rock league right now bro. Where are you? Are you ready?
I updated my fucking driver, so...
I have to reset where it looks, I'm sorry.
Are you fucking...
BAM BAM BAM
Okay, I will eat my fucking foals!
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOU DUMBASS!
Hello.
Coruscant is rising.
Okay, let me go.
Labors 18+, let's see.
It works.
What? No, no, don't go on that game, but I just met a nine-year-old.
what I swear to God I'm at a nine-year-old like well I'm out of the
choice but I'm not a yo yeah connect let's see was that cheating
oh my god this game makes me want to live like why are you watching that goal
You fucking retard
Chat my pet peeve bro watching someone fucking watch their own go
They're modest shit these years
Saw we had to let the dog in
Is the girl
So that is me my rockety-girlfriend
What the fuck yeah, I have to call you back bro why I'm smashing my fucking keyboard off the fucking way
What is this fucking talk shit wooden fucking keeper, bro? Oh
My fucking goodness why am I in the moon, bro? Oh my god, bro, bro, you know what bro fuck this shit, bro
Yeah, what am I doing wrong, bro?
Are you serious?
So this is not the worst player I've ever seen in my life but it's working.
How is this person like...
Is this child everything? I don't understand what this girl is doing, bro.
Bro, oh my god, this person's tweaking me the fuck out.
Stop!
Get the fuck off, Matt!
Chat, what type of 5-meters of Freddy's should we play tonight?
two or one.
Go right there.
Maybe quicker, that's it.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
Oh, what the fuck is this gross 50s, bro?
Oh my god, this girl plays so ass it works.
Oh my fucking
Sound god sound god
Fuck!
How do you know it's a girl?
I don't know.
Her name is Braegos and saying, Sawie had to let the dog in.
And the car is literally straight pink with sparkles coming out of the engine.
Yes bro.
Look at that shit bro.
That is not a dude.
That either has to be a femboy or that has to be a girl.
There's no other way.
There's no one between bro.
a femboy or it's a girl.
No girls play this game trust me.
Wait chat really?
Yeah, I'm sorry bruh, I just needed to warm up this game now.
She always scores on me with that shitty ass goal.
Oh my god, oh my god
Why would you still come into that?
Roll oh my god
Yeah, that fucking game bro.
Malvin can move, it's working.
Alright chat listen, if Malvin can beat me in this game, I will give someone, I will
give five people in the chat, fifty dollars for food today.
Malvin.
Yeah.
the rest of this world falls into your hand Melvin if you beat me in this game
I will give you two hundred dollars okay I will give you two hundred dollars
and on top of that Melvin on top of that I will give you Melvin I will give you
$200 and give everyone in this chat $50 for food okay okay let's go bro let's go
five people not everyone five people I will pick five people jump on game
Really?
Say Wala, this is your only account by the way.
Malvin?
Yeah?
Malvin.
It's me!
Say Wala.
I'm not Muslim though.
Alright Malvin, drill my game and activate your mic.
What?
Yo Malvin!
Activate your mic Malvin!
In game, okay
Talk noven
Love and talk
Love and talking host is fucking big
Fucking dumbass I just think you know I could bet
Join bro. I'm joining I don't ban from DC bro. Okay, how's it going? Put it on your mom's life. This is you
Yeah, of course I'm a but okay before we fight can you even tell can you tell me the basics at least?
No, you gotta figure out in your own self. Listen if you win this bro, if you win this I will give you
$200 and feed five people today in my chat
Okay, so just use everything and everything is in cooldown because it doesn't kill you chill chill chill chill
Yo
Hey, how do you block this game?
Oh yeah, there it is.
How? How? How? How?
I can't believe how big the fucking base is, bro.
I
Know that come on, but okay, what left you baby? What yet all along my life. I'll give you $10,000
$10,000 block how do you block? How do you block F F F?
I'm just gonna kill you.
Bro, wallah will give you 100,000 dollars to beat me.
Wallah, on everything I love, will give you 100,000 dollars.
You'll leave me alone!
This is like 10k only to you.
try to block this, try to block this, try to block this
alright gg's bro, i'll do whatever you want
to
Rainbow Six Siege or Rock League for a bit chat rainbow six siege or rock league rainbow six siege or rock league
Mods run a pole mods run a pole mods run a pole mods run a pole mods run a pole mods run a pole mods run a pole
Rainbow six siege or rock league. What do y'all want? I?
Know you see sometimes but nominate me and I'll be so wonderful
and
I'm telling you something
Chad, you all know that song?
Ah!
Oh my god. Holy fuck.
Rock, the League or Rainbow Six Siege?
Looks like Rainbow Six Siege is winning right now.
Let's see, it's 2 o'clock.
What are we going to do?
Okay, so we're going to play Rainbow Six Siege.
I wonder, what do we have today?
What do we have today planned, Chad?
What do we have today planned for? Let's see.
Today we have a Rocket League Tournament
Rock with K
You know what bro, I
Melvin you know what bro, Melvin I have one more game for you
Melvin I have one more game for you Melvin
Melvin I have one more game for you okay?
Bro what the fuck you want bro
Melvin I have one more game for you bro
Shadow Boxing
Is it a list of fucking games you didn't play Penalty?
Yes bro, Shadow Boxing, Shadow Boxing, join
Why are you here?
Why are you grinning on your stream?
Bro, you can't, this game, you literally, no matter how many hours you have.
Oh my god, Luda!
What is happening?
Luda!
No, this game is all luck, where are you?
Luda!
What? What the fuck is your character, bro?
Come, come, come. Ruder, nice one, be one, now, now.
You're a seer, fuck. You know what's fucking...
No, no!
What?
Oh, my God!
What the fuck is that?
Oh, my God!
You're fucking scary.
Well, how do I disable audio? How do I disable audio?
Oh, my God, bro. What the fuck?
It's where it's back. I can't move.
You can't move?
You can't move, Melvin.
Walla Walla Walla, it's the same shit again.
No use, let's go.
Alright chat, Rainbow Six Seeds, let's go.
Alright chat, Rainbow Six Seeds today.
Rainbow Six Seeds, okay chat, today we have, listen chat.
chat I'm gonna 1v1 skittles today who do you guys think is gonna win me or
skittles chat who do you think is gonna win today me or skittles who do you
think you know when me or skittles actually can't wait to play almost
But is he on?
Yo, yo, yo
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yo, yo, yo was good boys. Yo, uh listen bro. Uh, do y'all have room for one more?
What's your score?
Um, band phase.
Bruh.
Bruh, just Q1.
Q1 game.
Solo Q-ing?
Alright, you don't have to.
Just gonna wait like, you know.
Alright, I'll Q1.
I'll Q1.
But wait for me after.
Wait for me after.
Alright, daddy.
Alright, chat.
We're gonna stack with Mingo.
Alright, chat.
1v1 snappy chat who is snappy bro chat who is snappy
Moodle we want VR what are you gonna do you want to put VR in my fucking chat
Do you guys want me to put VR on my head and then go into VR chat and have sex with bunny on stream
Is that what y'all want?
Mods change the title to road to
What does this mean?
What is this mean?
The fuck?
What is that mean?
Alright chat, let's see what happens.
Alright I'm going to queue one game, let's see what happens chat, I'm going to queue
one game, let's see what happens bro.
one game see what happens um all righty all righty all righty all righty
well chat lowkey bro i really bro chat i'm not gonna lie bro i really want to buy an account
really badly bro but chat y'all are telling me it's like very very bannable is that true
Is it really that true boy like that banable little chat? Is it that that that that that banable?
Like especially when you're streaming
Wait is Alicia on
What the fuck
What the fuck are you building?
Wait, why does it Minecraft wanna sponsor me bro?
Chat, why do you guys think Minecraft doesn't wanna sponsor me?
Wait a minute, uh...
Chet, why doesn't Minecraft want to sponsor me?
Because you cheat in every game.
Because you're a brand risk.
Because you're a terrorist.
Because of your nose.
What else can I put in?
Yeah, because you're not playing the game as me, bro
You know what hell yeah
This is so bad
This is like half of the zone
What are they building?
This is the worst
At least shit is not on a build bro that girl does not know how to build bro.
Alright chat what is a good character bro?
Alright I'm gonna go for uh wait chat can y'all see the game yes you know?
Can y'all see the game yes you know?
What about now? What about now? What about now? What about now? What about now? What about now? What about now?
Don't ever do that again, or I'm leaving the stream.
Bro, I'm not that chopped.
Did you end up responding to Marvel Rivals?
Chat, Marvel Rivals wants to sponsor me for a stream?
Do you guys think it's worth it?
It is free game and it is and it is better than a gambling sponsor, but I don't take
gambling sponsors chat, but it is like a lot of money low key.
It is a lot of money chat.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna say this.
It's not a lot of money, but like is it worth playing two hours?
Like am I gonna like want to kill myself in GTA playing that game for two hours?
How much money?
It's like, it's a good amount of money.
It's not like a lot of fucking money. It's gonna make me super rich.
Okay, bro, I don't even know if I can say it.
But, you know, it's money.
And it's two hours.
Should I take it?
Like what?
Like the thing is, is like...
No one's in VIP.
Changing back.
No one's flying outside.
Nah, the solid-time radar is making up an enemy.
I'm just kidding bro, like chat you know what you guys caught me bro.
to be honest the game isn't that bad and it's free money and it's only two hours so it's
not that bad.
Okay chatbot bro like you know what bro fine but what am I going to do in Morval Rivals
like if I'm going to play Morval Rivals bro might as well play with like my friends bro.
Like chatbot you know what should I play with like my mods and my friends on Morval Rivals
that way it's at least like fun.
Play with Bunny.
What?
I knew my vision was gone.
That's right. Yo, yo, yo, what a new flight crew. FTC flight team stand up. No, you're
not real. You guys are grown ass man in silence. You just said that shit. Oh, come on, bro.
It's you know, it's just be happy today, bro. Happy today, bro. No, no, no, no. What?
Why are you selling mootah bro?
Because I am mootah bro
Hey ugly shit
What the fuck?
Why am I, why are you in my ranked game bro?
Yo bro, I'm pushing for champion bro
Alright, that's easy
Bro, I don't have ha-
Why does everyone- dude
I know I'm fine!
I do have hacks, bro
I do have hacks
Why are you, aren't you, I thought you were champ.
I'm not champ, I'm emerald.
I just started playing this game like a week ago.
Oh, okay, cap, that is so cap.
I swear to god.
No, files are out, dude, come on.
How do you have hats and you're still ass at the game?
I'm not ass though.
Why is this an emote?
Why is this an emote, bro?
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
No way.
What is it I get?
Slip them up by your head.
Are they the same floor that they were at last time?
Yeah, one spawn peeking out of the parking garage.
Yeah, yeah.
Same thing, same thing.
Milly, can you just tell us where the other pick?
Oh, I can, bro. It's gonna be obvious.
LCK LCK
So random I just got out of my lectures and I miss my game
Bro, how did he break my drone?
Say on God, what is that?
Cursing capital with the prime. What is that?
Are you serious oh
My god, bro, you did it
You just kill you from the level yes, bro, what the fuck even the type of play is that the fuck
What is that?
Oh, shoot.
Shut up.
Is that glass OP?
Why is it glass?
Why are people picking glass?
Is it glass like ass?
What?
You can see through smokes?
Slept?
Fuck with that.
You can come plant, I'll catch it.
You would have thrown through a drone hole?
What is this corn ball shit?
How do you achieve such a big nose?
Wait, since when did GLASS have SMG 12?
Ah, shit on me.
Why don't people go strike her when you have all the operators in the game?
10 or two?
More utile?
Oh my god, so you're just gonna get spot.
Something what the fuck?
You're the pro man, you're supposed to ban
You should know we got a calm chat what this is he mean bro, I need to ask rock this child
What does CTE mean chat? What is CTE me?
Grock, I'm a live streamer and my chat keeps typing CTE in the chat. What does that mean?
Oh fuck, your chat spamming CTE?
They're calling you brain damage bro.
It's short for a chronic traumatic encephalopathy.
That nasty shit where repeated head hits turn your brain into swiss cheese, like boxers
or football players who end up punching walls and forgetting their own name.
They're basically-
I can't lie that mad stick way too long
All right the kitchen are we getting vert yay, mayor gay you ever seen you ever seen this up, you know, oh
Castle yeah
We should I go line or book what's better
I want black ice on all my guns so bad, I'll see if I can't get a pick through a drone hole.
What is it, 2016?
Hey man, still good luck, I don't know.
I had to how did I hit that once?
No, Moody, you got me tied!
Where is he? Where is he? Where did you get him from?
Oh, he's on it, he's on it, he's on it.
One's top way.
Watch K-Trust.
One's 9 now. And one's Loggy.
Watch K-Trust.
Loggy's a 9.
9 is Loggy. 9 is Loggy. We had the...
Loggy just standing on one thing.
Yeah
I can watch what came if you set it up.
Oh.
Nah.
Yeah, right, bro.
Yeah, right.
I mean is that the strap on this game to put more people upstairs than downstairs?
Is that the strap?
Well they just know we're going to take birds so they're just putting traps and shit.
So what is that?
Oh my god, what is that?
What the fuck chat?
What am I supposed to do there?
Like what am I supposed to do there though?
It's coastline, it's all they can do bro.
You gonna main deco?
Fuck bro.
So what's the point of this?
So what's the point of doing that bro?
Bro buck the wall and save the drone. I don't even know I could do that
Like I don't have that crazy like brain yet, bro. You know like
I'm still new to this game fake cable the four months. I love you. Oh
Joe, what's a good op on this character on this game?
It's vigil good with the with the boss G or Ella
Your vigil is so bad. I know my vigil is bad, bro. What are you going to do fate with the four months?
I love you Carson with the prime. I love you Mr. Mookie with the eight months. I love you Oreo cream pie me
With the prime. Thank you. Louie with the prime. I love you Felix with the 16 month. I love you Ligma with the prime
I love you
What's up, good old chap what's a good spawn pick on this map
Oh, any breach?
Nah, I'm already...
That's my team.
So there are two of those videos online of like, are you reacting to the next one, Janus?
No, can't say yes.
Okay.
of
the
death of
Oh my god bro what the fuck is that like a bad peak is that like a bad peak
It's on roof by one thing.
Are they all in that balcony?
On Aquabock?
Visual?
Yeah.
Block reset.
They have a minute left, but I don't want to start coming in.
Two, two, two.
Two on Aquabelt.
The bomb is better than Aquabelt.
is the boss you good gun and all
luggage
I'm prone just play off me play off me play on what's in that
watch your nose there's two in theater
behind you in that haul I should be like two
I
Think he's fine
Yes
Oh my god, yes, bro.
Chat, did I play that good?
Did I play that good, yes or no?
Holy shit.
No, you didn't.
You played that ass.
Branded with the feel when I'm looking
at God bless you.
God bless you, Gingy.
Appreciate you, appreciate you, appreciate you,
appreciate you, appreciate you.
All right, now chat.
Kitchen, probably, right?
kitchen. Who do we want to play? Watch, watch, play, play over him again and then we'll
go do what they did for upstairs. Oh, I see. Okay, you know that I'm going to play
Ella then. I'm going to play Ella and play Traps on doors, watch them come in, I'm going
to fucking, I'm going to fuck them. Nice, nice, well done. Or should I play Vigil on
I'm gonna go up soon as a boss. Yeah, do that. Like that.
Check this game is fun, bro. Chad, do you guys like CS go Valorant?
Like, what's your main shooter? Shooter, shooter, shooter.
What's everyone's favorite shooter in this game right now?
In this chat.
You're like a Valorant pro or something?
Um, I mean, I used to play a lot of Valorant, but I'm like branching out, so.
Miss you and shanks. I love watching those videos.
in those videos. You guys remember that? Oh my god. Yeah. And now, now Shanks is bald
and who knows, is even bigger. Like what? Chow, what am I supposed to reinforce here?
I don't know. We all got through our downfalls. Chow, what am I supposed to reinforce here?
wait wait wait wait save save no no no no
ah
it doesn't matter we can't really reinforce it now
it's all good
we didn't reinforce your ID
Yeah, I tried with all the reinforcements that we just used.
Sounds like they have another Blackbeard.
Yeah.
Definitely Aqua-Side, here in Aqua.
What does even Aqua mean, bro?
Yeah, he's in hookah.
Oh god, fucking whatever.
Pool table.
He's something big.
He's in a need.
He doesn't have any needs left.
Blackbeard's uh...
Blackbeard's upstairs?
Yeah.
Yeah, on ping.
I'm so sorry.
Oh my, yeah, hang on.
Somehow we'll be greatly appreciated here.
Bro, how'd you guys all die?
Cause you're not playing 90, you shitter.
This is funny with the winnable bro.
Yeah, this is like...
Oh
My god
Which fan black beard blend back beard band black beard bro, and honestly bro fuck that shit
It might run a blitz
Should we just play on site instead of playing upstairs or is that not meadow?
But they're just gonna get vert
You need to play somebody upstairs for the most part
So why don't I put me upstairs and you guys all play downstairs. Yeah, we have too many upstairs
If you were 90 and you played with me there, we had them, but they got to just run me down
with Blackbeard and his boyfriend.
Chat, Ella or Vigil, bro?
What's better, Chat?
Ella or Vigil?
Sorry, Lockham.
You gotta play like cross angles.
Chat, Ella or Vigil?
Very good.
Ella or Vigil?
I'm just gonna play Ella, bro.
Close that play bunny.
How much bodies did your nose catch?
What does that even mean?
Savoring forces for the wall upstairs.
If they're coming from here, where are they going to be?
Like where should I play?
that you don't get it
dropping mags
they are flora's in the kitchen
of
Oh
I'm close to just holding their house
One at least I killed one
One was in Aqua, I peeked upstairs
I think he moved us somewhere, I don't know where he ran to
Might have went luggage side
They were resting bare time bro, they're at 5-4 with a 1 minute left, nice
Oaks is still outside
That's on Rize, someone's still Aqua side
What is Aqua mean by the way? What the fuck is Aqua?
I don't know, she's running away.
I think that's her.
White, please.
Last white.
Five, I think.
Still on five.
Oh, y'all like that!
you like those pre-fire shot like those pre-fires that those pre-fires your team
is low key buns I mean yes but I could carry bro chat how much kills my five
kills I mean I could lock in if I lock in I could play good bro if I can lock in
I could play good uh chat is to borough to borough good on this game on this on
this site yes you know never mind I'm already locked them
Um, Thorn or Fenner?
Chat, Thorn or Fenner?
Does your nose block one-shot headshots?
Zeus you at the tier one, thank you.
Thank you. Lidu Matt with the eight months. I love you. God bless you
What's your sense seven
There's like a good place to push is this good to reinforce or no
No, you know, you're back on voice
Wait, that ass we didn't get this entire fucking wall
I'm gonna be dead or somebody can't help I'm gonna rotate it on weight
They're heavy aqua
You want to rotate the luggage
Dorn
How did I know it's the luggage?
Go 90. Go 90. You just gotta watch
Let's tap off
Yeah, I'm after it
Is he in
Last one ready behind that bar.
Last one.
A bit close left.
On five.
Keep them on the side.
On five.
What does that mean? Oh, okay.
I'm on me, directly on me, directly on me.
Any traps?
Probably not safe.
Nice try.
You know he's trapped behind the bar, swing the door away next time.
Bro, I just don't know, like I'm just, like, bro, I just...
Oh my God, that's so ass, that's so AIDS to lose, like.
Oh my God, bro, I don't...
Bro I just don't know too much of this game. All I know is how to aim. I don't know anything else. I don't know anything else.
I don't know what the Fuck Aqua is. I don't know what the Fuck Five is. I don't know what the Fuck Penis is.
I don't know what the Fuck Cockroach is, I don't know what Cachasaurus is. I don't know what the Fuck ANY OF THAT IS!
It's
Let's fuck
All the aim no brain literally I mean bro I have like less than 50 hours on the fucking game bro. I'm just an aim
That's it
I
Shouldn't have picked foreign bro, I don't I don't even know what a play either. I don't know where to play this mouth
It's lion keeping a good pic on the site bro let me see.
The daemons is whatever, the daemons is not bad, but Twitch is good, Lion is good, Finca
is good, Grim is good, should I use Grim?
well fuck the shim she's lying bro fuck all that she's lying
let's win bro lock in
so locked
oh yeah
I thought that was him at first
White stairs itself is clear
top
top white is clear
Someone put that cam on
Reader!
Let's see them
I'm dying by shit I don't even know like it's possible bro who the fuck
still pings cap can and 2026 by the way little fuck picks cap can and 2026
bro one's playing the head holes you have Aqua Aqua's clear
I can't ping it because it's stupid Barbra.
It's funny how in hookah left side was like rotate side.
Right side.
I mean bro who still picks fucking cap?
Fuck this shitty ass map. This map is terrible too.
one more in hookah wallbang that shit
chassis sounds like behind the half wall
This game, there's no way.
Fuck.
I know I've no that map for that shitty ass map. Yeah, hold on. Let's quick beat this shit
It's in my bathroom right?
Your match over?
Yeah, it's yours darling, it's yours?
Yeah, we're in a...
Our first row is about to end.
How's he needs two more kills?
Hey, this fucking bad!
Alright, this is SMG12.
Maybe it's just SMG12?
It's just SMG12!
I don't know bro.
I actually don't know bro.
Bro, Oni is not calling.
Is Oni calling? Yes or no?
No, he's not I know we can do mirage or office
office office office office have you played office
I've never seen someone play office problems, but we can we can do it. We can do it. It's between inferno and office. You choose you choose
That's your office. I like that. I like that. Wait 10 minutes to set it up like I got 60 people real quick. Okay
We all want to get in here
Alright boys, we need 60 fucking people bro. We need 60 mother sacking people who wants to play
I wanna shoot you we'll join first. I don't
Hey, uh word on the street only there's gonna be a prop on happening in approximately 15 to 20 minutes
If you don't cheat in this one you can join bro. Yeah
What?
You know I don't cheat, stop!
I've seen some clips on Twitter, bro.
Oh, Wallahi, on my life, I don't cheat.
Wallahi, I don't.
Looks kinda sus, bro.
Um...
I know...
Wait, I know if I wasn't invited, don't ask to go, but can I ask to go?
No, no, no, of course. You have to join.
You have to join.
Oh my god, only I want to fuck you. Thank you. I love you.
Yes, same, bro. Same. Alright, let me cook. Let me cook.
Let me call her out.
Peace out.
Easy, easy.
All right, chat.
Let's play Rainbow Six Siege with Mingo for a bit.
I'm pretty sure we can fit like two games in.
All right, yo, I can play like you games.
I can play like you.
I can play like two games.
What?
Because you left the call and you're in the call with Oni.
I said I didn't like ten seconds. I'll be right back. Oh, we didn't we didn't hear you. You were
You guys are lying right there's no way
Both someone has to alter for bro do the remake method bro someone do the remake method. I just waited for you guys
You just waited for your dumb ass. No you both lying actually. I'm dead ass balls. Tell someone to alter for bro, please
the four are we gonna see if our teammate will cancel what the fuck bro I was
waiting what the fuck I said can you cancel I'll catch up you tell them it
tell them it's for like Jinxie or some shit though maybe Jinxie has aura just
tell them it's for Jinxie Jinxie has aura Jinxie runs these streets bro so
Oh
Please Kane bro, please your dad's a billionaire, bro
That's all for both take it for the team, please you can get in your main
But we'll all lose a lot and then my entire squad will get a bet so
Just get in the main just get in the main
Thank you guys, thank you
Wait, don't we all lose it?
No, you don't.
All right, I'm gonna go take a picture and talk to my chat.
All right, chat.
What's good, what's good, what's good.
Chat, bra pun with Odiepixel?
Oh my God.
Bra pun.
Chat, do you guys think we're gonna be good
at bra pun thing or no?
Chat, do you guys see I can smell them with my big nose?
Do y'all think I can smell them with my big nose?
Actually, matter of fact, let me smell some of y'all.
Let me see if y'all took showers today.
Matter of fact, let me see if some of y'all took showers
today.
Mm-hmm
Yo someone in here smells like shit, I don't know who it is, but someone smells like shit
Jack, I don't know who it is. I don't know who it is
I don't know who it is, but someone smells like shit. Try it one if you didn't take a shower this morning
type one if you didn't take a shower this morning bro I saw one smells like shit
I don't know who it is but someone smells like shit bro yep I'm not disabling
that's where are y'all good you know Casio only get a five-minute ban
right wait what's a good elite skin for Ella by the way no no no no no no no does
Does Ella have any like good elites in this game?
I have no idea. To be honest.
Chah, what's better Chah? What's a better Ella skin by the way?
Chah, what is a better Ella skin? This one or this one? What do y'all like more? This one
I mean, they're both ass. I don't like either of them if I'm gonna be honest. They're both ass.
Chat, who looks better? Me or Kaid?
Sleepy David with the Prime. I love you. OJ, why would the children love you?
Sleepy David with the prime. I love you. Oh jay. Why'd the children love you love a ha ha ha ha with the prime?
I love you. God bless you black Yoshi's with the prime. I love you to shift the mood diddy with to what I love you
Jack who looks better me?
Or or or kai
Wait, everyone's saying join the prop hunt chat.
Is it ready?
I don't think it's ready.
This bro, it should be fun.
On office it's crazy though chat.
When he said office I was like what the fuck.
Is that possible though?
when when is it starting starting
hey hey what's going on mods how are you guys
I think your mic is on.
But please join so it doesn't fill up without you.
Have it in the back.
Is it possible to have two steam games open at the same time?
No, you can't.
No?
Yo!
Why is it on?
I would have actually punched my monitor, bro.
How about it, you know, big nose?
Oh, yeah, I joined.
Alright, I only have time for one game, bro.
And then I'm going to go enjoy this prop-up
with only Pixel and Jinxie Daddy,
and then I'm going to come back later, alright?
Jinxie what? What's his phone?
Jinxie Daddy, bro.
Alright, let's go, let's play.
I only have time for one more right now.
By the way, out of all of us,
what do you guys think is the biggest dick?
X-File?
All of us, what do you guys think is the biggest dick,
excluding the guy that's 14 years old, obviously.
Like, out of the side, but all of us.
No, me.
My shit's like 6.5.
Bro, okay, first of all, bro, you're Asian.
Your shit's not 6.5.
Wait, you said, oh my God.
Oh my God, man.
Respectfully, respectfully, Ryan, respectfully, Ryan.
You think I look Asian?
Yeah, you look Asian.
Are you not Asian?
I've never heard that before.
You literally look Asian.
Are you not Asian?
He does not look Asian.
What are you the Filipino?
I'm just white.
You are not white, bro.
Why is everything white?
I'm white with two arms, bro.
That's it.
He's just a white thug.
You're white?
I'm not even Filipino.
Yeah.
Yo, Muda, you looked like Oni Pixel.
Might as well just say I look like fucking Kaisenat while you're at it, bro.
Yo, can someone fucking invite me?
Let's go, bro.
Come on, hold the stick.
Hey, you fucking kidding me.
Pass it on, pass it on, pass it on, yo, what a new flight crew.
Yo, holy shit, we're really in this game right now, guys.
How did everyone sleep? How did everyone sleep last night?
Like shit.
Somebody just called me that C-word jab, bro.
My name is Violet Quiver.
Bro, do you do Adderall? Yes, you do, but I already know you do.
I don't do Adderall, I don't do shit, bro.
High on life, it's high on life, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, how can you not be high on life
when you run ads and make 10 K and day, bro?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, bro, obviously I'm gonna be high on life.
I don't wanna say like that.
You know what I'm saying?
You buy a car yet?
Yeah, I have an M3 competition, 2024.
Wait, I got something like that.
Yeah, but you have the M340?
I have the M8, M8 comp.
M8 comp?
2025.
They don't even make that, no?
Yes, they do.
Do you have the wide screen in your car
or do you have the small screen?
Um, the wide one.
the super wide one that goes all around your old dashboard not that not the
super wide one okay so you're broke bro I'm trying I'm a gambling milly there
bro wait you actually gamble I used to I used to have a deal bro come on bro
hot on bro you don't know bro don't ever get I don't do it anymore I don't do
it doesn't matter bro you still profit is like a hundred thousand dollars from
that brush that's not okay all right all right Muta this is your map what
This is organ sound god this organ all right well on Ryan's life. I don't drop ten kills this game. He's dying
Wait what are you cheating like all seriousness? Yes, bro. I am bro
Like I saw Ryan tell me that I'm either the best player on God or I'm cheating on God, so I mean
I guess I'm cheating. That's a compliment.
Oh, I'm gonna fell with the hole, man.
And then they don't...
If someone says you're cheating and you're not, that's a compliment.
That's a big compliment.
But I get that every day.
But he is...
But you are cheating, yeah.
What is only pistol clip?
Was that on the register?
And you have to join. You have no option.
Oh my god, only I wanna fuck you.
Yes, same, bro. Same.
Alright, let me go. Let me go.
Like, I need to hurry up.
You have to join. You have to join.
You have no option.
Oh my god, only I wanna fuck you.
Yes, same, bro. Same.
Alright, let me go.
I
Always
Wait, why is it not being forced in order to force it out? Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think they spawned here.
Well, I actually love this map, but I should have just rainbow six,
he told me he had one map and it was only Oregon.
Guys, guys, just say you're Oregon Maybreak.
Oh, I live in the AM, bro.
We need a rotate.
What are you shooting at, C4?
Usually, C4 is, what are they doing?
It's not why I know there's no one-of-a-one players in this game right now,
because they haven't taken back yet.
Yeah, I was like ends up
by the way walk it up I don't need you to call the walk a bite
Whoa
he fired my head off one guy how does he not walk it out guys you how does he not
walking down alright we play another cheater
we're playing another fucking cheater
maybe just better
No, just the way I died
Yep look at them quick you give me top right quick you give me
Have your main cam
There's pre-found bro, it's all though we got it
I'm dead. I died. I died. I died. I died. I died. I know he just shut up. I don't think I'm gonna be
you're cheating you're cheating
see four
it's okay, RNG is better
and he's rapid-fire
oh my god
that's really nice
tell me again
you're an army
I'm gonna kill you
what?
kill him please bro
please with this round please
baby I got you baby I got you
it's not ready there's no way
no way it's only actually ready yes only is actually only starting actually he's
not bro he's not your line I'm free fired you're selling we fast fast
We did we really miss the only segment
What's good G doesn't work bro. Are you on the server hive mind is signing in right now on a hive mind is signing in
On see yes, it's not a good look because you're in London right now. No, yes, I'm in London
Jinxie how was your flight bro? Bro it was cupped. I'm gonna be honest it was
cupped. Really? I remember you saying that you're scared of flights bro but you
did it. That's good. Yes bro I'm terrified of flights but I did it bro. I did it for
the charity match man. Oh my god. And I would do it. Oh my god. We missed it bro.
I can't leave, I can't leave.
Do you kill them?
You wearing V?
Like crowdswarked on the stairs and you flash me.
I don't know.
You can be frying my head off.
I didn't have time to re-ed it.
And I'm the best in the game.
Can I have a call on FXR?
Oh my god, that is mad at me.
we fucked up, we fucked up bro, we fucked up
I think he ran back up
there's Blackbird, ayy we might be caught
Joe, that Blackbird just did some crazy move man
is he bonkers?
wait, what from where?
actually, he doesn't shoot anybody, he's still shooting
down, he's down uh, freezer already
Missed this segment to play cheaters on siege
What definitely flip rookie you watch the hookup
Black Ritz 1 HP
You're gonna need to watch me swing. Yeah, I see his laser
I'm bad, but it's a pre-fireman
I
Just reinforced bunker. How do you guys know you're gonna cheat him?
There's some weird movements, but I saw the lock
Right in front of guys
Oh my god, I literally see the drop too, bro. I was gonna watch your stairs, bro
I was well out of these as soon as he gives up
oh my god oh my god
I
Shot boy. Yeah, we need a photo. We need a photo. We need a photo this we need a photo this
We're not winning this game game. What?
These kids are fucking beating
So we go and we go and we go and we go and oh my god. Oh my god
Blackberry get that shit. I got a guy. I'll get the guy. Fuck this fucking pussy
You know, I'm kind of hungry.
I'm kind of getting.
Jenny, with the 10 months.
Thank you.
I love you.
Thank you.
All right.
We're going to go to your meeting hall.
We're going to go.
Okay.
We'll do.
Okay.
We'll do to the plan.
What are you guys?
Good.
I really, I really like.
Nice show.
What are you like?
Feneer or thorn?
I really, really good.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Muda, you have time.
You're good.
Chad, do I actually or are you guys just trolling me, bro?
Because these guys kept saying, like, Muda, they're starting.
They said Muda, they're starting 20 minutes ago.
Muda, they're starting 20 minutes ago.
I shot that black girl like a 30 times in a foot part like 30
That's why it's like better than playing shields like that than a month. You should shoot there first
there
Shot game shot
Yep, he's I just down four of them down four of them
They're all downed outside
shot came oh it's over oh they're in zeal
rushing at thing
I'm pretty sure ashes low I had them a few times
Yeah, on everything I love on my soul this guy's cheating on my life is cheating
Yo yo yo what's good guys if it isn't the big three
Muda where ya bro?
Shava is full I'm not gonna lie
No no bro come on you can make room bro come on stop
I'm in a game I need like 2 more minutes 3 more minutes
CS VALO game
It's a rainbow game it's even quicker it's quicker than both
Ha just open CS trying to serve I have it in the back bro
Can you open two steam games at the same time?
I don't think that's possible.
Maybe not, I don't know.
I mean guys, if I only need like 5 minutes, 10 minutes max, why don't you Jinxy and Oni,
you guys want to do it in chess real quick to just fill up time.
Oh hell yeah, Jinxy bro, let's do it. No quick little reverse bro.
Are you done?
You want to rematch?
I'm done bro, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Jinxy,
I'm a little bit sleep deprived, I woke up at fucking 2PM, you're kinda fried.
You wanna put some gifts in on this, yay or nay?
You tell me bro, you decide.
Uh, 100 gifted, but I have to full try.
What?
Okay, okay, I will also full try.
When was the last time you played chess?
I played the last time during the tournament, I'm not gonna...
10 minutes ago.
What?
Oh gosh.
Um...
If we do 5 plus 5, I'm down 400 bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Same rules, I'm putting the turn here.
Okay, let's do it, let's do it.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Bro, Muda, by the way, bro,
you know, this this cheating, dude, I hit one lucky shot on you
and the entire Rainbow Sys Community.
If it's cheating, I mean, that's possible, bro.
Dude, Muda, we should conduct an investigation tonight.
We did. We should be really shabby.
Muda. Muda. Yes, I'll I'll I'll get a bunch of like
like evidence and then you just defend yourself.
OK. All right. Sounds good.
Sounds good. Sounds good.
You're moving like I don't know I know it's crazy. I know I know I know like
Yeah, you're the best you player of all time or you might be well
I mean hey, I'll take both I'll take both. I'll take both
Yo, I heard that you boy
I heard that you like chugged like three muscle mimosas on the flight and almost had a heart attack or something
Are you good bro?
4, 4 bro.
Are you the best 3HP?
Oh my god.
I'm the best 3HP bro.
But I'm in England bro.
You got good sleep now though.
Hey, but wait.
Did you call Deji?
Because bro, you know that's a city, right?
That's his country.
Did you?
Yeah, no I checked in.
I checked in.
Okay, good, good, good.
You already checked in.
Good, good, good.
I would never step into London without checking in.
Good, good, good, good.
I'm actually excited to see this chess match guys.
Only locked in bro.
You gotta get your get back.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, I got it, I got it, I got it.
G-C, does that even work?
Yeah, it does.
Alright, I'm excited.
Good aim, good aim.
Alright, on it, on it.
You were not able to challenge real lonely.
What?
Ranked in deviation? What?
Wait, what's your username?
GenC with two eyes, a vigil, a vigil for about that.
I send you a challenge right now. Got it.
Nice! Best of luck!
The rematch. The fucking rematch.
Five minutes?
Wait, it's gonna auto abort.
Bank
What the hole is that opening?
Caracan caracan caracan. I need my thinking playlist again
On it you have a playlist for thinking yes
Go back on the mini bra. I put it on when I was studying. All right easy
What is it? What is it? What is it? What is your thinking playlist like it's it's called thinking on Spotify?
I don't know thinking well on a pixel. It's like rad
Yes, I mean locked in
Is this on CS2 or CS?
Mura, yes, it's CS2.
Does anybody play CS?
No, I think they banned it or something. It's not even a game anymore.
Ah, CS got banned?
Yeah, literally, they made a whole new game.
And it only puts them down in four different versions of CS, go for a segment one time.
That's right.
That actually sounds peak. Did you guys play every CS?
We played literally every CS.
That is peak.
uh... this op
i'm gonna be honest like
i'm off to the start
i'm developing what's so powerful
i told you
what you kick someone on the map you know
now we have to kick someone because of your mood up it's okay bro okay it's
okay
i'll donate that guy i'll i'll i'll buy that guy chip flay or something
yo whoever gets kicked please don't leave that here bro
All right, all right.
Bro, time for some Nandos today.
Brickstone burri.
I had Nandos, I had Nandos.
Jixi, how's the food there, by the way?
Uh, I mean, I had Nandos, it was good.
What is that, like Chick-fil-A, but in UK?
It's like, I don't know, it's not like Chick-fil-A,
it's like, they do a bunch of chicken.
They do a bunch of chicken.
It's pretty good, bro, it's pretty good.
Wait, you're gonna go here, no, that's dead, dead.
Yeah, we're good.
Okay, this is the rematch of the finale, bro.
Yeah.
I guess I do this, bro.
Put the rook into action.
On it?
Yeah.
Put the rook into action.
Okay, bro.
Yo, yo, yo.
I want a rage quit.
Okay, my god.
How do you see that?
Bro, you threw it at me.
Bro, I was thinking.
Bro you threw it at me, bro. You threw it at me bro. I was thinking mods change the title to uh mods
You just had to do a doing a
prop one
Mods you just had to do it proper on CS
Try it with a queen I guess
By the way chat. Yo, bro. Uh, listen the first person to say mood is hot gets free food for the entire year
All right chat first person to say mood is hot gets a free food for a whole year. Oh, just trolling by the way
Oh, you guys think I'm hot hey, bro. I appreciate y'all bro. I appreciate y'all. Thank y'all, bro. I appreciate y'all. Thank y'all
Muda you're so ugly Muda you're so gay
Muda you're so chopped Muda is the ugliest human being I've ever seen in my entire life
Hmm, it's not letting me, I don't want to leak the code.
Yeah, just the server is full, it needs to kick someone.
Ah, that's fun.
Because now my pond structure is way better than what it would be.
get this going as
bro I don't like this bro like this is not looking good right now um like my
pawns are locked let me do this I guess
this just feels like such a good move
that is a good move
Yeah, I gotta open up my shit.
I gotta open up my shit.
I'm just fucking locked.
I'm just fucking locked right now.
But as Jinx saying really that good at this game, bro, like, is he like,
Muda, what is your highest on this? What is this?
What the fuck is this?
No, it's still full bro, I keep trying to join and it's just a service fall.
Yep, server is full.
So fucking locked right now.
Isn't this hella good?
This right here?
See this real quick.
Has to be.
No, my piece is activated
This is so annoying
Can I do something naughty here, I don't think so fuck
I just go here
Bros cheating in slope as well
Yo, okay, when you know when you know when you know we need to address this though
We need to address this is there a reason why you guys are just
Hacking me
Is there a reason why you guys have you say me in every game?
Hey, Muda. How was your day?
Psych I still don't give a fuck. You're gonna make it like a week or two
Yes, bro
I'm gonna be super hot for that.
Isn't this sad if I do this?
For the money out of time.
Cheeksie, what's the charity match?
Saturday, Saturday.
Oh my God.
Bro even cheats in the breathing
Bro even cheats at breathing under anything with that rat like what do you mean by that though? What does that even mean?
What does that even mean?
Aha, I see what you're doing
What does that even mean and why do you guys retweeting that bro?
Why are you guys with me?
But I'm not allowed chat am I allowed to take it am I allowed to go upstairs and take the piss chat? Yes, you know
Am I allowed to go upstairs and take a piss? Yes, you know.
Also, boy, y'all didn't tell me, bro. Should I take the Marvel Rival Sponsorship or no?
Bro, I just found the play.
Should I take the Marvel Rival Sponsorship chat or no?
I'm not even joking, bro.
Really? I mean, bro, you know what? I'm gonna take it. Fuck it.
I mean, should I?
That is actually a really good play by you.
This pond is so fucking annoying though dude.
It's like the thing is...
Can I just do...
Feel like...
What do you mean fuck it?
I have a plan! I have a fucking plan!
What do you not get? Is it a bad game?
I mean I mean is it worth it for us to play Marvel Rivals and you guys like
I don't know who here enjoys Marvel Rivals if you guys enjoy my rivals then
okay I'll play it but if all my guys are just gonna sit here and be bored as
talk through two hours no you know I get paid money how no I feel like that's
coming I feel like that's scummy but if you guys do enjoy it and it's a nice
trade-off that okay fine but if you're like fuck to my go mood of fuck your chat
make your money I see what you're trying to wait wait wait fuck the guys
make your money wait wait wait no yeah should I on mod Arab is famous should I
on mod Arab is famous second year is there another way to check mate here I
I think we could checkmate here.
Mude, I'm on the server.
No, it's still full.
Yo, wait, what do you keep trying?
I'm spamming it, bro.
Uh-oh.
I've been spamming it for like...
I feel bad for holding up the people.
Uh...
Poland, how can we get them in?
Bro, there has to be a checkmate on the board.
Checkmate, no show, bro.
I don't want to trade Queens, only I'm gonna get angry. How do I get in this game?
Bad password
What the fuck oh, I should have just did that no
proofreader with the five gifted I love you so much God bless you
proofreader with the five gifted Muda you should quit screaming and let me on
your account
What trap that's your one gift. I love you, bro. God bless you
Don't do some music I'm a server is full bro. I don't actually know I might be losing
Muda do you hate all the time? We're pissing me off, bro. By the way losing bro bro chat by the way
No bro, you look at the time bro.
Chat, by the way, I might buy an OLED monitor again.
Chat, I've been on my BenQ monitor for the longest time.
Bro, the second you say it hurts.
Chat, I might go back to my OLED.
I might go back to my OLED.
Okay, well can I let you guys in on a little secret?
Can I let you guys on a little secret chat?
Can I let you guys on a little secret?
Can I let you guys on in a little secret?
I'm interested interested I just feel sorry for the caps I just feel like the sponsor
The money is...
No fucking way.
Can I let you guys in on a little secret?
So the reason why I returned my OLED monitor was because I did a front flip into my set-up
because someone called me a terrorist and split the monitor in half.
So then I went on Amazon and then pressed the return button and then put it back in
the box and then returned a broken monitor.
Now I don't know if that's TUS, so I'm not gonna lie, I'm just gonna say I'm joking.
But yeah, I did a front flip into the monitor.
Mods, can you guys send me the clip, please?
Mods, can you guys send me the clip
of me jumping into my monitor, please?
But yeah, bro, I mean, there's a picture on Discord.
It's right here.
Here, it's right here.
Announcements, yeah, right here.
I mean, I hope you guys can't see it from this POV,
but basically this entire corner right here
was like folded in half.
It was like folded into the, yeah.
So, yeah.
So yeah, I put it back in the monitor,
and yeah, I still have them.
So yeah, I returned that monitor.
Cheats IRL as well.
So yeah, I might buy the OLED monitor again,
because that OLED monitor was the most fun
I've ever had in my life,
But that literally made me love life.
Wait.
Where I could checkmate you in this position.
Bro, server is full.
Like, oh my God, bro.
Who is only pixels mod, bro?
Do it, Jinx, you do it.
You got me by the balls, bro.
I got 13 seconds.
I can't even think straight, bro.
I see something I could do.
Jaisa!
Do it, do it.
So, yeah, um, everything broke, bro.
Everything broke.
Oh, yes.
I remember.
Take with the picture, bro.
W Amazon fraud.
That is not Amazon fraud, bro.
It broke.
So I returned it, bro.
Yeah, they refunded me today, actually, chat.
Today I got my money.
Let me check. I got an email today.
Your refund for the ASUS ROG has been issued.
The money will receive into your account on April 14th.
Oh my God, I forgot. I have to pay taxes soon.
Oh my God, I have to pay taxes soon.
Oh my God. I mean, this is not a ROG.
I think I'll only pay like $500 in taxes because I didn't make a lot of money this year.
I didn't really make that much money this year, you know?
So, yeah, I think my taxes will only be like $500.
Chad, is there a way to like legally bypass taxes by the way?
Legally bypass taxes.
Like, Chad, what happens if I don't pay my taxes?
What happens if I don't pay my taxes?
Like genuinely, what's the worst that can happen?
Prison?
You go to jail, smiley face.
The police come and fuck you.
Deported back to Lebanon.
Go to jail with jitty.
I haven't paid them in three years you're good.
Alright.
Mmhmm.
Siley, is there a twitch account?
Alright, let's see.
Do you have a face on your account?
No.
Do you have any videos?
Okay.
Let's see.
Oh!
Fortnite streamer six years ago.
Let's get the voice recognition from your voice.
Any voice recognition?
Holy crap, that Fortnite though.
well you're lucky there's no face reveal bro because we could have we were
looking to jail bro you would have took you to jail I'm not gonna lie we would
have took you to jail bro you're lucky bro you're lucky lucky lucky by the way
uh
Don't if that's a fork up okay
I mean
Am I good enough to meet am I good enough to play here?
This is why you scared me!
Bro, I'm scared of you!
I'm scared of you!
Bro, you're not wrong!
I don't know what it is!
Go make me that!
Muda, what hair products do you use?
Chat, I use base. You all know what base this is?
Bro, I'm not sure.
But honestly, I wouldn't advise you guys to use any of my products
What's happening to my hair right now?
Bro, how am I balding at 21 years old?
Can anyone tell me how I'm going bald at 21 years old?
How am I balding at 21 years old?
I
Don't know bro
Jewish people tend to bald faster
I'm not Jewish. I'm Lebanese. I don't know how many times I gotta tell y'all how many times I have to fucking tell you guys
I'm Lebanese bro. Chad. Do you guys think I would look good bald?
Chad, do you guys think I look good bald? Oh, they're ready
I feel terrible.
Alright, you guys are ready. Yes, finally. Okay.
You got in? You got in?
No, I'm not in.
Server is full still.
Oh, no.
Nine, actually.
Nine, nine, nine.
Nine. Is it clear?
It's not clear. The server is full.
That's why I told you guys to join early.
Do a bet that I'll find you.
Nine.
Do a bet that I'll find you?
What do you mean? What do you mean?
What do you mean by that?
Whether I find you or not.
Okay, all right, 50 gifted
Okay, you won't find it. Who's up? Who's uh, who's uh, who's uh, who's the seeker?
Okay, I'm gonna find me
Bro only what the fuck bro, come on get me in the server, bro. Like damn
I told you to join an hour ago
My mod is tonight's bro like he makes the server he says I don't know we got to kick someone you pick
I don't want to do it. Oh, yeah, I'll pick I'll pick up a give me the list. I'll pick right now
I'm just paying the guy. Whoever you kick pay him. Yeah, I'll pay him. I'll pay him 10 bucks
Okay, I'm gonna uh
Box
Advertising his buying selling. Yes. Yeah, I don't like that. Well Ryan feet trading buying slash
Sorry, Ryan. Sorry. Sorry. Make sure to sell all right. Let's go. Let's go. You join now. Join now join now join now join now
We're downloading downloading downloading map downloading map. I'm in
Hey
I'm spec-tating I'm spec-tating
Hi guys
How do I deactivate voice comms?
Dude there's no cheating in this one though.
Not cheating.
Bro I'm not cheating!
Okay, wait.
Jesus.
Oh my god, only what the fuck is this lobby you put me into?
Everyone's just talking about my fucking nose.
Dude, I feel like Muda's prop comes with her.
I'm gonna buy him a drink.
For sure.
Alright, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I don't know if they can hear me.
you guys see me guys can you guys see me they can't can you make it so they can
hear me somehow W Poland by the way he's fucking
the guy who set it up real quick wait are they props right now or are they not
even sponding yet no I'm not sponding it right now they have to not spawn yeah
I'm not sponding it oh my god JC what the fuck bro I have to get into some
skinny after seeing this I already tell us the rules bro
Everyone can hear me. All right, listen everybody. Everybody listen.
If you are a prop, do you know the settings already? Yes or no? No, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, okay, okay. Then listen, then listen, then listen, then listen, then listen to my voice.
Then listen to my voice. You can see it in the chat. This wonderful individual called Yappy.
You press E to freeze, aka I think you locked your position, okay?
You will have some time to hide. You try to roll into a prop. You can re-roll what you are.
If you are a Fridge and you want to be a magazine, you press R, okay?
It is random. You keep re-rolling until you get what you want.
Either maybe a limited amount of re-rolls, maybe not an original one.
Okay, I need that one LMG. I need that LMG. What's it called?
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
You can re-roll only three times, not infinite re-rolls, okay?
Vaf!
Exactly.
So maybe I'm the same.
Don't freeze us.
Externation mark TP.
You will go into third person to see, okay wait, do I blend in with my environment?
Okay.
Alright.
Again, GC is the seeker.
He has played this map tens of times.
Maybe, I don't know, bro.
One time.
Okay.
Listen, listen, listen.
One thing is very important.
Run, run, run, run, run, run.
Once.
Yo Zeus, bro, you about to get kicked and we get another guy.
Bro, chill, bro.
I like chill, bro.
All right, Muda, you got a friend that wants to join?
Listen up.
Also, also, also, don't move when you're hiding, OK?
You find the hiding spot and you stay in the hiding spot,
OK?
Proximity version is activated.
If you see Jinxie next to you, you can give him a little,
you can talk to him.
You can be animal with him, OK?
Easy, so.
OK, Oni, I invite you to collab, bro.
Yo, bro, OK?
All right.
All right, double double.
Guys, are you ready? Say, I'm ready!
Mods change the game.
I already...
For the 604, James C, let's go.
I'm so important.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
James C, are you gonna find me? Are you gonna find me, bro?
If you get this.
Mura, Mura, Mura.
Maybe leave the discord, I don't know.
Because you will have Proxim Chat in the thing, okay?
How do I know my proff? How do I know my proff?
You will see it.
Actually, make sure you make TP for the third person.
Actually, make sure you make TP for the third person, okay?
Okay, actually what? TP?
Actually my TP, actually my TP, okay?
What do you got?
Cause you're gonna be able to listen to all of them if it works for any chat.
You only leave the call? You only leave the call?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I think so, I think so.
Cause you have to talk to your teammates.
Alright.
Jynx, do you spawn?
Yes, but it's black. Everything's black.
Yeah, because you're not supposed to see right now right now as we're speaking
see all of the props are mother-sucking writing okay and let me tell you there's
a mother-sucking thing that um okay so I have 40 minutes to find everybody
I think 30s enough I could do it in 30 I could find 60 players in 30 minutes
We agree
Do we agree I could find 60 players that means you have to find two every minute you think you got what it takes I
Think if we give you a lot of the power ups which we should
Yes, it could be really hard at some point
Bro you gotta help your map to deal with the 10 get the deal put it in my ass
Because I don't know the map that well only I don't know the man. Yo, it's crew with the five gets it all you can also put it in my ass
Oh gosh, okay, we will see how this call seems to me
That's so many objects you're really cool. I'm not gonna lie. Uh, but let's let's do 30 minutes. Okay
All right
Wait, what are why you say Muda why are you in this?
Yo, so how long does Jixie have how long does Jixie have to find all of us 30 30 30 30 30 minutes
Yo, Jixie, I did that game of back. I did that game of back. I did that game of back.
30 minutes?
Bro, bro, come on, bro!
Alright, fine.
That's not a lot. That's not a lot. That's not a lot.
Alright, fine, fine, fine, that's already ADHD mode.
Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
Fifty gets it. Alright, I'm gonna death it. I'm gonna death it.
If I find you, yeah.
Alright. Okay. Um...
How often should you get the power? That is the question.
By the way-
Wait every minute.
Once every minute.
Yeah, I just lost 50 gets it, by the way.
Now, it's just all about the basics.
You've got to remember...
Stop
Bro
Change your prop to a small one
Bro, are they gonna find me?
There's just so much bullshit around you, but I don't know
They're going to kill me!
They're here to secure.
They got a visual on the one.
Sha!
They're trying to kill me.
I've already told you what.
He's still profanated.
I'm just scared.
Like, how do I change my, uh...
How do I change my, uh... thing, Sha?
Is it or?
I see him.
We're lucky.
It's time to change the problem.
No one is here.
Enemy spotted.
I
Don't know me
Yo, yo, is this your enemy? Yo, is this trash a real person or no?
Yo, is I don't know is this trash real or no
all clear
I see the units
J's gonna shoot
Shade won't let me go under the desk. It won't let me go under the desk
Bro, Shade, I have a feeling he's gonna kill me bro. He's gonna kill me here
me here wait the fire extinguisher was a real person
I'm looking for X-Plays. I'm looking for X-Plays.
My bad, I accidentally changed into a computer instead of a phone.
Bro, chap, what's a good spot to-
Bro, just my tree!
He's gonna shoot the garbage can a hundred percent.
My tree, bro!
He's gonna shoot the garbage percent a hundred percent.
Guys, I brought him an oven for some kimchi and a CT spawn.
Bro, just my tree, bro!
Fuck off his mind, his mind chums, let's do this.
JackSke lemmos
chat is he's at thejeanxistark the chairman
Yes, I'm ready. I'm ready. Only I'm ready. Only I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
Wait, shoot your gun. Shoot your gun.
Can you hear?
Yeah, but I can't hear the...
Is the voice check on for you? Like the proximity voice check?
Yes, sir.
Talk to them. Talk to them.
Yo, guys, can you hear me?
Bah!
Bro, that...
a bit like you're you're too obvious but I'm single as a tree you're just white you know whatever
that was who is that bro what are you doing what is this guy doing
Not in this tree, not in this tree, go to the other tree. Trust me.
This guy just killed us all!
Why can't I kill you, bro? What the fuck, bro?
This fucking...
Yo, that cherry had a good...
We're clear!
He's gonna get us all killed!
I see fuckable miles.
Yo, bro, bro!
He's another fucking tree!
Fuckable fucking tree!
How many flashbangs do we have?
Bro, I lost, bro.
Chad, did they start yet or not?
Did they start yet or not?
Are they starting yet or not?
Chad, did they start yet or not?
Did they start yet or not?
I don't even know.
Yo, guys, guys, did they start yet or not?
Did they start yet yesterday or not?
I see an individual on one. I have eyes on the enemy.
They're ready to kill me.
Okay, Chats.
I see the enemy. I'm in trouble.
I have eyes on the enemy. They're ready to kill me.
No one is clear.
Cuckit spotted.
I mean the thing is, Chai is gonna shoot everyone here and I'm just gonna die.
Did they start?
Oh my god, they started, bro, I'm so dead, there's really no way, I'm dead.
I'm doing good I got you. Yes. Yes. Yes. You're doing good.
Uh hold it. Make sure that every minute of the X in the village all you put the time
at like 28 minutes now. Oh, I got flash. Get him. Get him. Get him. Nice.
There's probably more. I don't know. They may have a lot of HP. I'm not gonna.
I'm on my death.
Am I?
Not gonna be.
Woo!
The bottle is dead.
That's my YouTube editor.
I found it.
Right.
He's actually so hard.
Yes, bro.
Okay.
Any advice?
Should I get out of here?
Uh, you tell me.
You can ask as well.
Yo, guys.
Is anyone here?
Any cowards?
Or are you guys gonna talk?
Nobody talk.
Maybe he means that it's clear.
I don't think that's a trap.
trap you can use your thing yes you see and nobody is crazy
He bad
Calm down you need to calm down you need to calm the fuck down. Yes. Yes
You hear that?
I'm so dead.
I'm so dead, there's no way.
way
Oh my god, this was a horrible deal. I just lost it to get that
I
Shooting everything
Hey, hey, bro. Hey talk to me. Just talk to me. Just talk to me talk to me
Oh, how do they are they want to flash bro, that's not fair after you start shooting them. Yes, bro
Like you're locked up. Yeah, bro. Was there a whole ass tree that just got detected outside?
Yo, was there a whole ass fucking tree outside?
Why are they allowed to flash I got a good 40 of them wait, I'm making good time though
Oh, no, I think he couldn't actually good aim. Yo, he's actually good at this. What's up?
Yo, what are you shooting?
You're just shooting everything in this fucking environment, you're not!
Okay, here's a cop.
Whoa, Obama.
Yo, Jake.
You speak it, let me just tell you.
Usually this challenge, I think you get, like, one magazine pro.
Right, gotta find big nose.
Why did you just shoot the floor?
Why are you just shooting?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up.
What's this here for?
Nice.
Nice, JT!
Wait, how much left? How much left? I'm gonna do this.
46. 46.
Ah!
There's a lot of places that you have to hide.
Bro, 30 minutes. How is this possible?
I think you can I think that's a big area where you didn't go yet to the outside to the outside
I don't want to call you stupid when you use the the item in this room and there was nobody
I
Use this ability in my fucking spawn I'm dead
Okay, okay, oh this guy's killing everyone
He's gonna throw that ability in my room
And I'm going to get a blast
I'm only fixed on him
Nice
Corre
No
Allah Akbar
How do I blind? I can't blind.
I'm now a pawn.
Nice aim, Jinxie.
Nice on you.
Let's see which ones. You'll pull them in until next time.
Oh my god.
Do you have another item?
We've got to get him to go to the zone.
Wait, that's not real. That's not real. That's not real.
Oh, oh, oh, hi there on top.
No.
Nice.
That's one out of five.
Only, but how can I shoot him?
How?
Uh, if he got on top, I think he can also get on top.
Did he get on top of this?
For real.
Uh.
Cause I know he's down here.
I think so.
Yeah, look at that.
Oh, that.
Okay.
Okay
Guys we're not allowed to move are we are we allowed to move?
Oh
He's coming way back up
Oh guys if he comes in this room, what do we do?
bro I'm in I'm in that look look I'm in here
we're clear
that CT spawn
kill
nice you see nice
what
was that
okay
wait one minute where did you kill it hold up
20 minutes
31 people
oh my god he's close to me he's close to me Chai he's close to me
Okay
She
Yo, he didn't shoot the tree you guys are good, bro. I don't know
Oh my god, oh my god
Crouch jump, crouch jump, crouch jump, on the jump crouch, yeah!
Oh my god, good movement.
Are you sure you cleared that snowman properly?
Chat one sec, I have to uh, there's a delivery chat, there's an Amazon delivery, give me one sec.
Are you sure you cleared him?
He's fucking trolling me!
Are you in the snowman?
I'll be so pissed right now, I'll be so pissed, I'll be so pissed!
You shot that can three times, so we're gonna lie.
It's like summer outside. It's low-key like summer outside, bro. Am I alive still?
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh
Ronnie how cool to mine
I'm looking at some of the hiding spots right now. Oh, okay. What is close here? I'm not gonna sell it, but oh
No, yeah, there's one. I'm gonna say warmer and colder. Okay. Oh
Never mind
Did you just
I'm not gonna die.
No way, Jens.
When I throw the flash, they just flash me instantly.
Lock him, lock him.
Bro, you need to shoot better, man.
I'm not gonna die.
Bro, put a shot in it!
Did I leak anything?
Okay, I didn't leak anything that bad.
I didn't leak anything that...
Actually, I'm not gonna lie.
I didn't leak.
I didn't leak anything that bad.
I didn't leak anything.
I didn't leak anything that bad.
I don't like anything that bad. I don't like anything that bad. I don't like anything that bad.
Link, check Twitter.
Omari's close to me.
wait was he in my room was he in my room was he in my room was he in my room
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please!
You wasted two minutes on the mic so far, I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, yo-
Oh! Okay, his name, his name is Minister of Power.
Muda, do you still have your flash?
Look where, look where.
Oh, I never used my flash, so I should.
I see it, I see it, I see it.
23 people are still hiding somewhere
Chad you guys think he's gonna find me do you guys think he's gonna find me yes or no
I
Feel like I've checked everything wait wait wait wait you have item you have item
Yes, bro, waste it. Yes, bro. Waste it waste it's wait. It's 50 gifts. If you find mood, huh? Oh, I'll shut up
Oh, you mean that?
Man?
Oh, oh, oh.
Ah, man!
Wait, you killed him blind?
Huh?
Did he just kill that guy blind?
Yes, I know there was someone else in here.
He gotta be fine.
What the fuck?
I knew it.
I think so.
I saw something.
Wait, I'm actually actually facing you now.
18 people, 15 minutes.
Oh, yeah, you too.
I could do this. Okay, look and you kill one every minute minimum and remember some people have a crazy hiding spot
I guess bro, but if there's that
No
Bro, if there's the mug again, it's over. I think even I want to see him every minute get him item now every 60 seconds
One item. I think that's fair
WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
You have item, you have item, you have item!
3
Bang!
Nothing!
JICE!
Why did you shoot it twice?
I thought I might have missed.
Oh, they... I don't know!
Okay, okay, okay!
Every prop you see how small they can be like the mug remember
There's so many things inside of the office bro like on the left there
No, I don't think so. I mean maybe one muck is in between there, but
It would be 500 IQ to hide and spawn, that would be...
What if you didn't tell you where Arrow is?
Yes, yes, yes, yeah.
Actually, wait, I don't know where to go, I'll find him.
Arrow's in this?
Yes.
Who was that?
What did she say?
Like, what did she say?
She would expose everyone.
20 get to the 7 where I was
Yeah, watch this nice oh my god good aim now good aim
It's a fire extinguisher I think
Are you stupid jing see how'd you beat me in chess?
Bro, he has a radio son in why do you throw it?
You know a single painting bro
Oh my god, bro, miss it
Wait somebody talk to me someone talk to me
You can talk to them, talk to them, talk to them, you're so confident, I haven't found you once.
Tell them to right click.
Right click, right click.
Oh, nice one's in here.
Oh, nice.
He's over here.
He's over here, he's over here.
Oh, I didn't come across.
Oh my god.
Oh
What is that I wonder? That's impossible
Locking jing see 10 minutes
Now on your items, okay, I will tell you once you get the item you focus on killing
And then be ready to throw it in a good position. Remember it has a radius
like it's gonna be something cringed
he shouldn't he shouldn't move
14 left
yup
i'm checking everything
yo
i don't know if that's possible
15 minutes today
Bro.
Look at this.
Four time last time.
Oh god.
I can't use it here.
I've checked all these.
Could they be the one right?
Wait.
Ten minutes. This item needs to be great.
We've got ten minutes or three minutes.
I think I've done everything.
This needs to be one of your greatest items.
Oh, I don't know about that.
Yes.
Oh.
He's quiet.
He juked me.
Did he go in here?
No.
Oh.
I think he re-rolled.
Wait.
Was that?
He changed?
He can change?
They can shipship?
Oh my God.
They have three re-rolls.
If they didn't use them all, they can do it on a hundred.
rules if they didn't use them all they can do it on a hunt
can i have two re-rolls left?
two, i have two re-rolls
13 people, you have already another one because you waited
can i have two re-rolls?
two re-rolls, i have two re-rolls
no
do you want to use that there?
i don't know
throw on it, look at that
again, i-
raise or no?
i'm dead
let's B bar
what does that even mean?
it's a-
i'm not saying it's a psycho, no raise
i'm just-
I feel like it's right to use it here, 8 minutes, 11 people, chat, am I in a good spot?
Is that a good spot? Should I go back to where I was?
I need to get my chill proof jacket, you know
He's in the game!
Wait, does he not see the box in the tree?
Why are you drawing?
No, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I also got-
Oh my god!
I feel like I'm trying to-
I mean, Shen calls me in hell if I give tips, but, like, I feel like at this point, you won't find any-
Wait.
Do I tell you, warm up, colder? Like, yes, yes, please. Please, bro, please.
Alright, I'll focus on one, I'll focus on one.
I don't care if you're all the same, I'll like you won't find anyone for the next six minutes. I've been there.
Alright, I don't think there's anyone close to you, bro. I don't think there's anyone close to you right now. I'm not gonna lie.
Okay.
Alright. Warmer! Warmer! Warmer!
Yeah, I mean, still a little bit cold, but like...
Warmer?
I'll tell you the room. It's in the office room with the table. There's still one crop.
No, not there.
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. It's, it's, it's.
No, no, no. Not that. Okay. I'll wait. Okay. I'll give you a little bit. I'll say one
thing. I'll say one thing. Outside are two people, I think. Outside are two people. That's
all I'm going to say. Outside. That's all I'm going to say. Yo, there's a computer right
funny bro. What do you mean bro?
This is actually stupid. He can just...
Bro, ONA. I don't know.
Bro, chat, chat. I don't know bro. Am I in a good spot chat? Am I in a good spot? Am I in a good spot?
Am I in a good spot? Am I in a good spot? Am I in a good spot? Am I in a good spot?
Am I- If you shoot the computer and the can shows itself, what do I do? Do I run or do I just stay there?
Like, I don't understand what to do. Do I- Do I panic? Do I not panic? Do I just sit still?
What do I do? Four minutes left. I have people saying in the chat that it's already over, that we started at 38 minutes.
It's in a 30 minutes, so basically the game's already over. What do I do, bro? What do I do?
the other side maybe behind you there in the that's all i'm gonna say that's all i'm gonna say
in here jack you can't do what are you doing why are you cheating on me in here what are you doing
why are you cheating on me okay okay i'm gonna say nothing i'm gonna say nothing okay okay what
What do you mean?
Moana's in here!
What?!
You're so close bro, come on.
Oh.
See the guy, maybe talk to him, maybe ask him for advice.
Talk to me bro, please, give me your advice bro, I'm about to literally kill myself and you see how I'm...
Alright, we're not gonna do advice, it's too violence!
Oh god, OH GOD!
I hate it getting more time out of because this is fucking cancer jimsy again I can't
give you tips check is already really disrespecting you bro. I can't give you any more tips
Lock in please. Remember what I said earlier then. Outside maybe completely.
Chetch it at more time? Chetch at more time yes or no? At more time yes or no? At more time yes or no?
Bro time max about a freak out no ten people
I
Think you may be cool
Want to give me oh my god, bro two minutes left two minutes and 30 seconds call me nuts
I don't wanna say
You shouldn't have done the bet with Muda, brother.
It would have given you hell of a pitch now.
But you put money on the line now, so weird, you know?
Well, Muda's still alive?
Yeah, that's a good one.
I guess I'm just gonna go where the most objects could be.
I really don't think so.
I think it's fair that at 90 seconds left, you get infinite items.
Call me absolutely nuts.
Yeah, please, bro. Please, bro. Please, please.
That's just me, though. 90 seconds? Like 10 people?
I don't know.
Wait, dude, I think...
Navi, Navi, what's up bro? Talk to me man.
No, what's up bro?
So you're close, so you're close, huh?
Yeah, I'm close.
Are you confident?
Oh, oh!
How's that balance?
No, not that fair.
Yes, yes, but there's much time in the game.
I'm back, I'm back!
Oh
You have infinite items you have infinite items
You haven't seen a guy the whole time
I think it's gonna...
No.
In for the items, come on.
You're not winning the...
Okay, who that's gonna crash out of you, by and then?
With infinite items.
I'm the first game host.
What are you doing, bro?
Shut up, shut up.
That's not even mad.
Shut up, shut up.
That's not even mad.
Shut up, shut up.
Shut up.
even bad. How much left? How much left? How much left? How much left? Seven. No. You're
not even looking! I'm not doing it! Wait, wait, wait. Please be moot up. Ten seconds!
Oh
Seven six five four
You can't find me even with unlimited items
and
And only you fucking cheater cheater pumpkin
No, I know what a cheater cheater pumpkin cheater cheater cheater pumpkin eater
Friendly fire chillax boy listen Mooda listen bro listen listen listen nobody move and now
Can Jinxie goes back or no?
Bro now I have to gift this motherfucker, dude. Yo Jinxie. Do you think you could find me? Yes or no?
Oh
We actually went to your stream to gift what were you wait Muta what were you?
Come find me
All right, wait, wait, I can see
Just come find me. I'm gonna join you
This guy's a can now this is bullshit. I'm not doing this shit. Oh, you can be one inch long
What even is that that's a fucking powder bullshit?
I want to see wait everybody has to talk now everybody has to try to find all of them
Yeah, try to find us.
Try to find us Jinxie.
What's up bro?
Actually, I'm just back here.
Yeah, wait, turn around, turn around.
What's up?
What?
I just want an enemy.
All clear.
Wait, Aaron, can you hear me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's up?
What I saw an enemy all clear wait arrow. Can you hear me?
You're in here. Yeah
Wait, you're not
Say what I hate
No, you see you were in the fucking spawn
Fucking spawn
I literally said if someone I didn't spawn it's fine. I like you
Oh my god, Arrow was in spawn the entire time.
Jinxi, Mura, you're a can inside of a wall.
No, I'm not inside of a wall.
Hey Mura, can you play one game with me?
I'm not even cheating!
I am, I swear to god, I'm not cheating!
Okay, wait, I should not, I'm not gonna say anything.
Let me show you this clip, Jinxi, let me show you this clip.
Close to you right here. This is another one that you didn't see
Yeah, there was someone in here dead-ass
How have you still not found me though, bro
You don't have to shoot them right away
I left him with it bro, it's still killing me.
Yo look at this, JC, look at the clip, look at the clip that you're shot.
And I'm off to the next.
Wait, there's another one.
Mine muttered.
Yo, AXE, AXE, or what's up bro?
AXE.
I'm muttered.
AXE, talk to me bro, not at all, talk to me bro, where were you bro, where were you?
I mean, the picture has a great view.
What's the window, right?
What has a great view?
I
Wish I swear I shot that
Did I shoot close to shoot the picture
I knew that was gonna happen
Wait you can still find him
Wait let's see where you head is
Wait you can still find him
Wait let's see where you head drinks
Bang
Can you hear me?
Bang
Yes, Muda
You were the fucking can inside of a trash can
Muda
You were the fucking can inside of a trash can
This greasy bastard
Yo he was the can inside
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, yo, bo.
You're not gonna get this.
I don't know how.
You scared me, bo. You scared me.
You scared me. I don't know how you didn't kill me.
He moved. Cheating is moving.
No, everybody was moving. Everybody was moving.
Everyone was moving. Everyone was moving.
Why is everyone going to tell me I'm a cheater?
What the fuck is this?
Every game I play, I'm a cheater.
Cheater, cheater, cheater. What the fuck?
Listen, I mean,
How do you even, how do you even, how do you even cheat Poppins?
How do you even cheat Poppins?
You moved, but it's fine, like it's fine, everyone moved.
Bro, but he moved when he got scammed and you're allowed to get up because I don't know if that's allowed, but everybody did it.
Every person I scammed moved, so you didn't cheat.
It's the one game where he doesn't cheat, like it's fine, Chet.
It's fine, it's fine.
No, we're just wrong.
Come on, we're just being honest bro, did you cheat and cheat me out?
No, I thought, I swear to God I did it!
What the fuck?
Can we deep dive some of these clips?
Yes, yes, we can deep dive every clip.
Because there's a lot of evidence piling into you, bro.
I am not a cheater.
One person.
Let's try to find the rest real quick.
All right, jump and look on top of the car.
Jump and look on top of the car, bro.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
Nine, nine, nine.
One, one, I did this.
I shot.
I did this.
I shot.
Wanky, Wanky, Wanky, you cheeky bastard.
You're the fucking Twitter thing, aren't you?
Thank you.
You cheater.
It's the most tilted game ever.
Only I'm gonna block you.
Let me know.
You wait for the next one.
Walk outside to your right.
Walk outside, walk outside, walk outside, walk outside.
No, no, no, to your left, to your left.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Continue to the right, all right, all right, all right.
To the right now, Jinxie, now to the right.
Jinxie!
Outside!
First outside, wait, wait, wait.
And now look.
Please don't shoot instantly.
Wait, maybe investigate the tree for a second.
What tree?
Are you swear to God?
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, talk to me, talk to me.
Say oh God.
No, no, no, no, no, I shot you.
No, I shot you.
You're literally happy.
I shot, I shot, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, man.
Damn this guy from everything you do.
Damn this guy.
Oh, man, I shot him.
I'm gonna play Batman with him tomorrow, bro.
Wait, I shot this thing.
I was watching jixie he did shoot the box. I think he shot the tree on accident or something
But he did shoot he did shoot that spot, but I think he missed bro
Jixie I think you were moving bro
Now Muda is inside of that room to your right bro like inside of the small
Where you were asking how do I get there on your right on your right that room on your right on your right on your yeah?
in there
You can tell about it. Yeah, go inside there go inside there
Okay
No, I'm done. I shot
875 cans of seven like I thought I was going crazy. I thought I was hallucinating bro
I shot 895 with these fucking cans and Muta I didn't shoot your can you're cheating
I don't care he's cheating every game tiny
I'M NOT A GEEEATER!
WHAT THE FUCK?
No, I'm actually done. I'm actually no no I'm actually done. I'm actually done
Wow
Was that everybody on it?
There's another painting and yeah, there's one more painting that's it
I just want to say you aim is kind of dog shit not gonna
I mean what the fuck what the fuck is this shit man what the fuck is this
That's everyone jigsie gg you know what the fuck that no fuck that fuck the gg shit
I'm hallucinating I have the entire CS community saying I have horrible fucking hate
I don't want to have a fucking mental fucking episode right now.
Sorry.
I'm sorry, bro.
Lindsey, I hope you still had fun, bro.
When I played it, I was hella tilted afterwards.
I hope I did the same.
What the fuck is this?
That's the painting from the...
You're chill!
Why are you killing all of them?
Now you killed everyone, Gigi.
Because I'm angry, bro.
Because I'm mad.
Hey, bro. Gigi is mad.
Gigi is mad.
Take everybody for joining.
Gigi.
W Muda.
W Janko.
W Death.
W Poland for sending the separate.
That's what you're talking about, I'm telling you.
Yes, bro.
Jonez!
That's the question.
Yes, bro.
Yup.
The chicken picture on the plane.
Is that real?
Yes, bro.
Yes, it is.
That's actually it.
Wow.
And then they edited the chicken.
They edited the chicken.
Yes, bro.
What?
Chad, that's real.
Oh my God, there it is, there it is, there it is.
What is this?
Oneh schnitzel.
Chad's real.
That's fucking emoji, bro.
All right, all right, Jinxie.
Five, man.
Only I'm about to investigate Muna, bro.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Yo, please, bro, please.
Because of all this stuff.
I'm not a cheater, bro.
I don't know why you guys are going to have a cheater, bro.
I'm not a cheater.
Hi, guys.
Gather as much evidence as you can,
and we're going to have a full-blown investigation.
Full-blown interrogation.
All right.
Guys, peace out.
Oni, thank you, bro.
Oni, I love you, bro.
Thanks, man.
Oni, I love you, bro.
I love you, take care.
Bye-bye, guys.
Bye-bye.
Have a great day.
Take care.
Peace, peace, peace, peace.
So just, what is this thing that you think I'm cheating,
bro, I'm not cheating.
It's not me, bro, it's the entire cease community
and I'm gonna be mitigating.
What?
I'm gonna be,
boom, boom, boom, cleared me,
split cleared me, everyone cleared me, bro.
I'm not a cheater, bro.
I didn't clear you, bro.
I need to clear you.
So to the end of today,
I'm either gonna accuse you of cheating
or say you're legit at the end of today.
Okay.
Are you ready, bro?
Yes, yes.
I'm gonna have a lot of questions after you.
Okay.
Have I split up varsity suite?
No, no, we're going right to the start of it all.
Right to the start of it all, bro.
No, no, have us, no, get everything,
have us get everything, get everything.
I need to take a piss, I need to take a piss,
I need to take a piss, I'm gonna back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's been following me from his PC.
I'm not, I'm taking a piss!
Wait, can we get a PC checker?
Chat, unlock the mood files.
Unlock the mood files.
Jinxie hurry up stream them in school bro chill I'm going as fast as I can bro
Lee check twitter no I got beat I got beat this is okay
chat it's okay it's just my email people literally send me the penis in the email
all right the clip that started though
I guess we need more pull up parts of these YouTube video
And where's the one we're voting on voter accused them? No put it up for the put it up for the vote on Oregon
This is a full-blown investigation yeah full-blown investigation
By the end of today I judge jinx you will have my verdict by the end of today I judge change to have my verdict
Okay, is there any more, any more, any more?
Not gonna lie to you, Chad,
I watched you sit in my hotel room last night.
Not gonna lie, bro.
Watched you sit in my hotel room last night, Chad.
Not gonna lie to you.
Are we ready?
Like, I have no, I'm gonna reach a verdict, bro.
By the end of the day, we're gonna watch evidence,
we're gonna interrogate Mura,
and at the end of the day, I'm gonna reach a verdict, bro.
I
Love you see hello, it's in session bro. No, no
The mood of files bro. Hi guys. Do you know a PC check? Do you know a PC check?
Mura today we're gonna be clearing your name. Yeah
Today hopefully we're gonna be clearing your name. Hopefully bro because it's crazy dude like boy come
I join your game
I go I come to join your game jigsie and I get accused by cheat by by literally the entire community, bro
I'm just trying to play your game, bro
Hmm. Yeah fucked up fucked up, bro
Check man the sus emote for the next two hours, bro. Oh
Take 20 minutes. Wait. Have I do you know a PC checker?
No, I do not know a PC. That's why I call Fett, but he's in last
Okay, Samura. Yes, you submit to a year in place or no PC check
Yes, I said fully submit
Wow, okay chat. That's already very legit chat. Let's already give him some W's
Very legit a cheater would ever say that yeah, but but but I know this is a suspect even more
But like Bo what if I just deleted the cheats after?
Like what I'm just saying like if I were cheating wouldn't I just delete the cheats
What do you mean by that bro? I'm just
Okay, you don't know how you don't know how you don't know how you don't know how you don't know how deep PC checkers go
So they could see like your your search history
Okay, like on the computer not just Google Chrome on the computer. They can see what you're looking at any files you download
Okay at any point. Yeah
You can send yeah, I can say well boy am I gonna get leaked like what if I like anything personal?
I'm like, personal, is that going to get leaked?
Do you go on your email?
Do you go?
Bro.
Yes?
Like, there's some porn hub on my email.
OK, 100%.
Probably need to.
Listen, Muda.
The PC check will be done off stream.
OK, that's cool then.
This is good, bro.
Muda, you're earning a lot of points.
I don't know how to talk about it.
like it,
get Millie who's he's PC checker?
Yeah, I don't know that PC checker guys,
but y'all know.
I'll see if I can find somebody.
Stop it, it's live.
Stop it, it's not a PC checker.
Stop it, it's a God.
But, stop it, it's a God, bro.
Yeah, it would have to be off stream
because it will like, it's very in-depth.
Like, they go through everything,
they go through everything.
Yeah, now.
Hey, Moodedum, would you wanna be one stop?
Yeah.
Chad, would Stop It 1v1 Muda right now or no?
Oh, you want to go through the clips first?
I gave you a whole bunch of clips.
But Chad, ask Stop It, OK?
Muda, you ready?
Yeah, who do I watch?
You're streamed?
I'm going to screen share.
OK, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal.
All right, are you in, are you in?
Yeah.
Muda, today we are going to be embarking
into the Muda files, bro.
OK.
It all started with this, from varsity to gaming, from Darp and Sprinks, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now this tweet has 16,000 likes, bro.
By the end of today's clips, I, Nicholas Stewart, hailing from Darp and Sprinks, will reach
a verdict on Muda.
So here's the clip.
So I don't even think my bullet registered there.
I think you just shot me.
So, Mura, my question is,
how many times before this 1v1 have you played Border?
I totaled maybe six times.
Hello?
Okay, so you, okay, that's really good.
So, Mura, watch Wobbent, you knew I was coming CCA.
So, no, I didn't hear you.
I didn't know anything, all right?
If you go into my POV,
I don't even know that you're in CC.
I just took a wild guess and shot just to shoot.
So if you go through any of my bots on rainbow,
I just shoot around.
I would flip.
Yeah.
Flip.
Yeah, so I literally, it was a random shot.
I can't even say anything.
I don't have any defense other than literally,
it was just a shot.
I just shot to shot.
That was my thought process.
Wallahi.
But why'd you flick though?
Because it was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's watch a POV.
Let's see if my bullet registers.
My bullet doesn't even register.
Yeah, so no, no, I didn't even know you were there.
That was a 100% shot that I just shot the shoot.
I've, yeah, I know what you mean.
I've done that before, but I've never in my life
seen somebody flick to do that.
I don't know, I just looked to do it.
Okay.
This, I-
If the flick is the worst part,
if you wall bang me, I wouldn't even care.
But look at my face right here.
I'm like dogs, bro.
What is that flick what is that? No, I mean
Yeah, I mean, I guess that is weird. I don't know. I I just shot
It's just don't believe that it's weird like because no, I never I've never played Rainbow Six Siege
So yes, that probably looks weird, right? If someone killed me like that right now
I put it on wallahi that he's cheating. So yes, I don't there's no
There's no you're not wrong stop and said he's down. Okay after this you want to one-by-one stop
It'll be peak Stinky. I got another clip
Okay, more evidence on the table send it in send it in. This is a big investigation today mood it. It's the mood of files
Nobody really opened these up yet, bro. Can you see what this one the flick is just weird? I played this game for so long
I've never even seen that
Okay, you see what this one goes to low goes to low
Okay
You can you get slow it down you get slow it down in the gear but I'm right
I
Don't emoji chat don't smokey or something off with this. Okay, let's see
there's
Whoa
What was that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it gets worse
What's what?
What is this? What's what you're looking? It's like you're looking at a body
You know, can I tell you?
Can I tell you something bro? I envision people through the walls before I swing an angle.
No, no, no, no. Say that. Say what you just said.
I imagine people.
That was a Wolf of Wall Street reference by the way.
I imagine people before I swing an angle that someone's there. I guess it's kind of like manifesting.
Like I kind of manifest the angle before I swing into the angle.
Yeah, I've never seen that in my life on this game. I don't know
Okay, just watch how perfect this track is
Bro, I don't even what am I watching?
I mean, I don't know.
Actually, what is this?
What, are you gonna beat Sabin now?
What even is happening?
What is this?
What's going on?
Like, what the actual fuck is that?
Is that just not like,
put it back again, put it back again.
Put it back again.
Rope is like, no, no, no, no, no.
You're head level.
Not kill myself, not kill myself.
Mooda.
If you were cheating on Mooda,
I'm literally gonna never trust a buddy again.
Bro, Wallahi on everything I love,
I am not cheating in Rainbow Six Siege.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
That's it.
Don't let that.
What's happening?
What's actually going on?
Yeah.
That's not even that sus, it's pre-aiming.
What?
All right, all right, all right.
One more, perfectly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I haven't seen this one yet guys, so let's see. What is this?
It's just a point reviewing
Hey, he's moving though. Oh, I don't get it moving though
What do you see I can't see my monitor is too red. I don't see anything. What do you guys see?
What's up with this clip? Oh
Wait, what is that?
What is that by mood? Oh?
Whoa, wait, wait, hold on
This is pretty damning mood up. I don't understand what you guys are seeing. What am I?
On my mom's life and on my life and on my soul. I'm not cheating in this game
Squishy muffin says that's actually a CS slash
Okay, mura
Let me see that what's awesome with this clip. I still don't know what's up with this clip
I'm confused. What do you guys see it cuz you just started shooting. Oh, I was an elbow, but you started
Well, let me fair. I don't know this downstairs area. So I'm literally just panic pre firing everything
So maybe that's just us because, bro, there's a there's a body in elbow, but you're just shooting here and you
I don't even think you could get audio into elbow from here after you just shot like there's no way you would get audio
He's moving my defense of this clip is I'm just pre-fucking every angle
Okay
what is possible this clip I don't get it that's not even sauce in the site wait
let me let me take let me take it let me take it oh that's not even size here
we get there we go bro that's not even sauce look at what I never even seen
Bodo make this face
Bro, I never even seen him do this. Have you seen Bodo do this?
Muda bro, let me take you into my shoes, bro. Oh, yeah
So I'm chilling
We're just one random fucking Wednesday or whatever this was
In my chats like Muda beat Bodo. I'm like wait
Wait, but Muda's like brand new to the game, Bolo is like a pro.
So don't you like see how that would be like a little weird?
100% bro, 100%.
It's just weird.
I don't know.
I think it's one of two things, bro.
You're either the best, you're either the best like naturally talented C-Slayer of all time
or you're soft walling, bro.
I mean- How many hours do you have, Muda?
How many hours did you have at the time you were the 25th one?
Like probably 30?
Yeah.
Oh no, Bolo's one of you won?
Like 25?
Yeah.
Like that shot Bolo?
Did you beat Bolo?
With like 25 hours?
On your 25th hour of the game.
Yeah.
Like what the fuck?
What type of planet am I even in?
Bro!
I don't know!
I don't know what I'm gonna tell you, bro.
Alright, mingo.
Mingo, here we go.
Does everyone think I'm cheating?
What the fuck is this?
Here we go.
Bro, this is what I'm saying, bro.
I wouldn't even, brother, I wouldn't even be like having the investigation, but every
one is just sauce, everyone's sauce.
Remember when you killed these two people?
That's fine, right?
That was a little itchy.
The black group and Elbow, look how he almost pre-piled the beautiful little wall.
Is this the Dokes music?
Like, move it up.
And in case of Joyce, he joins.
And he aim crowds.
That's so weird.
This is like the Dokes music.
I didn't see him! I never saw him but I knew he was vert because if you play that clip back there's someone vert and Mingo called someone vert.
So I knew he was vert. But I didn't see him on that pixel angle.
You shot directly where it was. I'm just pretty high-mised. I'm just pre firing bro. That's just what I do in this game
I just pre fire bro. I just pre fire
Evidence is damning Muda dude. No, it's not are we out of clips, bro? That's literally all they have bro. That's all they have
have. Jixi, does this really look like cheating to you? Be honest.
Are you ready for my verdict? Yeah. Jixi, am I cheating?
All right, I have a good way of explaining this.
I've played Siege for 11 years, Muta, and I've never crossed paths with a human being
of your caliber at your level.
Now, do I think you're cheating?
I don't know if this is enough evidence to accuse somebody of cheating, Chad.
Now I'm not going to lie.
Bolo and Richie in your first week really that threw me off for a little bit because chat you remember
When people told me that I was like were they trying were they trying? That's what I said. I've mine. Do you remember when I said that?
Yes, yes, so I don't know bro. I think mood up. Here's what I'll say
I don't think you're cheating and I hope to God you're not
But if you got banned for cheating like let's say it would be soft and you I would not be that surprised
I'm good to be honest, but I mean the only way to clear me is I don't think you're cheating though. Okay, good
Like I don't know good. Yeah, good, but like should you do a PC check?
Well, you should know how to protect then you can just clear your name you can clear your name
Because I'm pretty sure they can see what every site you visited in the last like week last month
They could see everything you visit
Good, I think it's I think it's permanent. I think it's whatever you visit
Whatever you've ever visited it. Yeah, so bro, I think you should do a PC check like tomorrow or something
I'm down. I'm down as long as it's not on. Yeah, no, like we'll be in the call, but like we won't show screen
Okay, like that asking you questions back back back back
So you're down to do a full-on PC check. Yes
Then you would just mood up if you get a PC check tomorrow and ask it
You would clear all
Accusations and you would be the most cold human being ever I'm down would have beat Bodo Richie and me in a week or two
Of playing the game chat. Yeah, I snuck myself in
You would have been Bodo and Ritchie in your first big fight of the game.
I'm down bro, I'm down, I'm down.
Can he beat Stompin?
So now, I'm going to be watching this game like a hawk when you play against Stompin.
I'm going to be watching this game like a fucking hawk. Let me call Stompin.
Okay, but bro, if I get 7-0, bro, is that going to be like bro,
how many rounds do I need to get on Stompin to be impressive?
If you get one round, I'll be impressed. I'm not kidding. If you get one round, I'll stop it. I'll be impressed. Bro, he has better aim than you, better awareness than you, better positioning than you, better, yes.
Jinxi just adjusts because he is Europe. That's fine. He's going to be on ping. Who's going to be on ping? Yo, stop it or me. I have a challenge for you, bro. No, no, no, stop it. It's going to be on ping.
oh my god hi boys do you think i'm cheating really
moota no moota because listen i already told you this bro i'm not gonna switch my stance because
people think you're cheating you were in ranked going one in five losing your mind hi boys just
say i'm cheating why don't you say i'm cheating that's it what you're saying right now bro moota
you are shitting at the game moota hi guys you're asking the game i'm not gonna inflate your ego
What you want right now? No, bro. You're not cheating. I'm good
The gas knows fucking squirreled looking fucking bitch
Fuck your hair line was eating you balding fuck fuck you. Nope. Nope. I have on that was eating hairline sign actually
Hi by the smallest your one. Thank you
Nobody sub with that name
Nobody
I like this shit at rock you leave the picture one. I appreciate it
Yo, he's joining and he's fully unlocked. Hey, you're cook buddy. Mura. If you get around bro, I'll suck your dick
I'm not kidding. Yeah, I'm gonna fight chase the motion if I win
Mura, it's not humanly possible to win if you beat stopper the 1v1. I'll give you five grand. I'm not kidding
It's not humanly possible. Okay
All right, stop it, joke's off.
Wait, have mine, attack.
Am I lost in mute, bro?
Am I lost in mute?
Because I need to mute.
No, no.
You gotta talk to him.
All right.
Gotta talk to him.
All right.
Stack out of you.
All right, Muda.
You're about to 1v1 the greatest R6 player of all time.
Are you ready?
This is the best player you're ever gonna play.
I'm ready.
Let me, let me, let me, let me.
You're not ready.
You are not ready, buddy.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let me host my Xbox.
I was like
Mods and predictions. I mean is three bit of point
So the same thing when I won V1 do Jinxie
You should the same thing now listen this guy isn't it if you're so now this guy is a pro player
Stoppin is a pro player. I've never watched him my entire life. I can only assume he's probably fucking insane
And I have 50 hours on the game 50 hours on the game chat and I have 50 hours on Rainbow
Six Siege 50 hours and Rainbow Six Siege 50 hours and Rainbow Six Siege
Yeah, we'll try to do it tonight.
Wait, I'm down.
Yo, look at what it's up, bro.
Yo, what's going on?
Stop it.
It's nice to meet you, brother.
Nice to meet you, bro.
What's going on, bro?
So can you tell me I'm not cheating, please?
Bro, we don't know if you're cheating, though.
That's the thing.
What?
Oh
Like you don't just turn on see you didn't beat Boto
How long have you been playing siege for I've been playing for fifty one point nine hours on PC
And I used to play in 2016 on Xbox my council of 90
16
That doesn't even count the 2016 like the game. Yeah, so much
But at least he got like some maps under his belt. Yeah, like I have I have
Maybe the last time I played a border was when they had like an outside wall
Like it was yeah, like they re they reworked all the maps. Yes, it's a you pull with it being on East by the way
Cuz Mootus yeah from Canada
But what is your East Bay? What is your East Bay?
East pink, uh, I don't know. I don't know anything bro to be honest actually. I have no idea
Yeah, what is canadia or kiss our Canada? Jesus?
All right guys
What has to be
Wait, oh my god
You are about to 1v1 the best player player in the history in the history of the game, bro
But if bro if this is close, I'm sorry. You're cheating. I don't even I don't know what else to say
If it's like seven, I mean maybe not it depends how you kill it like if you're just fucking if you're just tracing him through the floor, bro
I
Have to see how you're killing him
But no, you're not gonna kill him. What am I saying?
You're not gonna kill us. Muda. This is the best but he's gonna 7-0 you route. This is the best player
Are you liking the England?
I fucking love it bro. Last time I went to England. I loved it, but I was only here for three days now
I'm here for a week. I fucking
Big ups to the remainder. Bro, I'm in London. I swear to God. I've never been in like a big, big, big city before.
But in London, there's like, literally, I'm not even gonna give this by a 5,000 restaurants. It's actually insane.
Everywhere you look, there's a fucking coffee shop, bro. It's actually sick. London is insane.
So, have you been to any big cities in Scotland yet, or no?
Oh, yeah, like the main ones, like Gladstone.
Have you been to like Glad- Oh, yeah, it's literally what I was gonna say.
Yeah, and like Edinburgh.
Yeah, I guess like the Celtic or Celtic.
Wait Celtic Rangers play in Glasgow?
I think two different teams I think.
Celtic and Ranger.
Oh Celtic can't bring both of them to play in Glasgow?
I don't know if it's Glasgow, I just know it's in Scotland.
Moodle are you ready to go?
I'm ready, let me.
What's your game attack again?
Master Jack!
Two, two, four, four.
Master hack.
Master Jack.
I'm sorry.
Master hack!
Buddha, so wait.
What lahi you'll do a PC check for?
Yeah, what lahi, I'm down.
What lahi?
Yeah, what lahi.
Here we go, if you beat Voto on your first week in the game.
As long as that's just my stream,
because I don't want to like,
not like fucking like any game.
No, like, we'll be on stream in a minute.
Yeah, I don't care, I don't care about that.
I don't care about that.
Yeah, I don't care about that and are they vouched
Like what if they do catch me hacking are they gonna say I'm cheating or they say no
And by me by me by me by me by me
Oh my god, yo stop it it like
Bro, I hope you do 7-0 me because honestly, there's probably more pressure on you than me because if I lose I can just say I lost the best part in the world of 50 hours.
I feel like you have the more pressure here to be honest, but you do look like a good guy bro, like I'm not gonna lie, you look like a good guy bro, so.
mura, just uh-
I'm kinda like getting my head.
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, I'm down to death man I'm down to death man I'm down to death man so no one gets to take their heads I'm down for that.
I play better when I'm deaf.
mura, mura, mura, click stop and stats real quick bro.
2.0 KD, 5.4 win-loss.
Oh, Mooda, your KD went from a 1.7 to a 1.4.
Okay, there's no way you're cheating.
Not at all.
I was playing champ lobbies, alright.
You were playing with like Mingo on that, right?
Yeah, I was playing champ lobbies.
There's no way you're cheating if your KD went down.
About 1.4, level of 90 in champ?
Nah, bro, hold on.
No, but it was a 1.7.
Mooda, low KD, bro.
I don't think you're cheating.
Thank you.
I'm down.
Well, why does everyone think he's cheating though?
Like what did like like bro, I'm just tracking people through the wall.
But I'm not like I'll go to kill people.
But I'm just kidding.
All right.
Hey, stop it.
Can I just show you some clips and you just give me some for only good.
Yeah, actually, actually, yeah, I like that.
I like that.
Stopping.
Let's listen to a professional league players opinion on it would have cheated. Hey, stop. Can you see the screen share?
Yeah, hold up one sec. All right
Let me know when you're in the screen share. I want a professional opinion moorah literally mute. Okay. Okay. I'm in the screen share
Are you ready?
All right, so open professional opinion, bro
Here we go
Here we go, chat. Pro League opinion. We're gonna start with right here. Nope, not this.
Jesus, delete this one. Okay, no, no, no. All right, stop it. You can see, right? Okay,
Okay, yeah, I can see it
Let's see it
All right, it's not ready ready. Yeah, I'm watching watching exhibit a exhibit a there's five exhibits
So stop it. Just let me know. I don't you think I'll go slow mo. We'll do one in normal speed one slow
I don't know why I'm with you, I'm just out there, but like, the thing is like, he heard
him, to be fair.
Yeah, he heard him and also I feel like he's just like, he's trying to make it look like
he's cheating, you know, like, that's his goal.
Wait, what?
That's his whole goal, like you're falling in his like trap, you know.
You think Mudo wants to be accused of cheating?
like at night he goes and sees the TikToks and like he loves to see people say he's
cheating or something.
That's not a bad shout, uh yeah that's Exhibit A, but yeah, well, obviously he heard him,
so I'm actually, I'm gonna discard this, he heard him, he heard him.
Here's where it all started.
Look at, look at me just some innocent, like.
I think I did see this, but let me watch it.
Yeah, I think the whole world saw this one.
Uh, here, watch as I get bent over a fucking table.
That's stupid.
You know how CG is, right?
Bro, I feel like that's something I would do, right?
Yeah, but just watch, okay?
All friendlies have been eliminated.
Now, wallbangs happen all the time.
Watch the way he wallbangs.
Also, Muda, are you not like...
Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda.
It's not like, oh great, you don't care at all.
This is a normal kill.
You got a one tap wallbang.
Can you explain that?
Why are you not pulling out your dick?
I don't know, I just feel like it was luck,
so let's try to get excited about it, it was just luck.
Wait, keep showing, I want to see his, like.
Oh, we're getting there.
Are we dead ass?
So aiming, aiming, remember, my bullet does not register.
Like I want to be clear about that.
Like I don't even shoot on this, on his POV.
What is that?
Who in there?
But why?
Why?
What?
Like, why are you like, there's just no thought process, I don't know, I can't tell you why.
There's just no thought process.
It was, it was one of those cheating.
The way you play makes it look like you, it makes it look like you're trying to look like
you're cheating.
I'm not like, no one wallbangs like this.
If you're actually playing seriously, you would like hold a pixel and wall bang.
You wouldn't like stand it through.
Yeah, you wouldn't stand the door and flip.
I mean, I feel like if I were to be cheating, bro, I feel like that would bring so much attention on me,
that if I was cheating, I wouldn't even do that, to be honest.
But again, my thought process behind that shot, there was no thinking process.
I just shot to shot, and if I missed, no one would have batted an eye.
So it was like kind of like a, why not just flick shoot?
You lose nothing if I flick shoot.
shoot. If I flick shoot and miss, no one thinks twice. If I flick shoot and hit, it brings
all this attention. So, I mean, it's like this is happening in like three days. All
of these clips, like, you know what I mean? True. Like either you're just you're a good
player, which I'm not going to discredit you. Maybe you're a good player. Probably the best
new player in the history of the game, bro. Like probably the best new player in this
year. Here, if you're in this club because my chat's freaking out about this clip too.
So before I even I need those puppies. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right, stop it lock in
Focus on this one. Okay, you understand the game at a professional level people. That's fine. That doesn't look like you
The black beard and elbow
So stop it. Do you think first question at the sound of that C4 explosion?
Do you think Mudo would have any sound on this guy elbow? I didn't I didn't know he was there nor did I hear him
I did not hear this guy at all. I did not hear him at all. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't even know where he is
Nobody came
In case of the way you join. Let's say you don't like what are you pre-firing that I'm pretty fine
Everything because I don't even know the basement of this map. I don't know any of the angles
So I'm really just pretty fine pretty fine. That's it of the all I'm doing
Yeah, maybe it was just like look how he almost it happened to be there, you know
this is all in three days bro when was this when was this
by any case in case of Joyce you don't and he came crowds like that's so weird
look look look you can't even see the guy
you can't even see him to be honest what was that just cuz it's in mastery play
maybe because mastery play but I mean you could kind of see him but like Muda on
Well on this scenario, you kind of ignored your teammates pink in a way.
See the pink?
You never even checked where the pink is.
I probably didn't even see that pink.
I can't even see that pink.
I'm gonna be honest.
I probably didn't even see that pink.
See the guy.
You can't even see the guy.
I don't know how we saw that.
Stop it.
Thoughts, professional player?
Stop it.
That is a little weird.
That is like, you barely seen him and you never looked at him.
You barely saw him.
And like you didn't really look at the pain, but I feel like if I was like level 80 and I got a yellow
Yeah, that's the thing. I would start shooting the pink. I don't know like if you're a high level
I don't think anyone would think you're cheating but like since you like kind of just started. Yes, bro
That's why it's weird, but I mean you're good at other games, so no like you were great at Valorant not even good great at Valorant
So like here's this bottle one. I don't think this one's that bad. Yeah made it many days
It's like, this is an example again of like the way you approach gunfights,
makes it look like you want to be accused of wall hacks.
Like, like, okay, aiming at the bricks is not beneficial at all.
Like, just go, like look at photos, reaction.
There we go.
Stop it.
Have you ever seen Bota like this?
I've never seen.
Wait, you beat Bolo?
Yeah, he beat Bolo on his first week of the game.
This is what I'm saying.
It's getting crazy.
Tell me all the people he beat.
He beat Bolo on his first week of the game,
beat Richie on his first week of the game,
and then he beat me twice.
I beat him the first time, but it was literally
like his first day on the game.
Like, he's beat me twice, beat Richie, and beat Bolo.
No, and Bolo's a good one on the player, so.
Muda big nose.
Wait.
Yep.
How much points did I get on Squirtle?
That's kind of...
Oh, he did lose to Squirtle, which is fair.
If he was cheating, he probably wouldn't lose to Squirtle.
He lost 7-4 to Squirtle.
But yeah, that is the end.
So stop it. What is your verdict?
What is your verdict? Stop him.
My final verdict is like...
I don't really think he's cheating.
I think he just...
He tries to make it look like he's cheating.
That's it. That's it.
W.
Well, Chad, we heard from the great...
Thank you, Squishy.
Stave your...
Squishy.
I'm not a trump official.
You saw us.
You made that up.
My bad, bro.
Stop it.
Sorry.
You just called the goat of the game.
Sorry.
Stop it.
Don't do that.
Just don't let it happen again.
I'm sorry.
That won't happen again.
I won't let it happen again.
You just got my cleared by the goat again.
Yeah.
I apologize.
No, no, no.
Stop.
No, bro.
Stop.
I apologize.
All right.
Your name is cleared, Muda.
But I don't think you're cheating, all right.
Thank you, bro.
But with that being said, you're probably the best new player in the history of the game,
and it's not even close.
Thank you.
Brother Chat, but this is a perspective.
I won B1 Shroud when Shroud had like hundreds of hours on Siege, and I beat Shroud.
Like Shroud is good at every game he plays.
I won B1 Shroud probably when he had like three or four hundred hours on Siege, and
I still beat him.
I play Muda with 30 hours, I'm getting fucked in the ass.
And maybe it's Coke.
But I think you're the greatest of all time Muda. I don't know. You're more naturally get that at siege than shroud
What even is bad? I mean bro. I mean, maybe I'm just I don't know bro. I mean, maybe you're just the chosen one, bro
I mean, I don't know bro. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's wait. Why don't you get banned on Valorant a week ago?
I said, but it was it was a voice-con band, bro
It was a voice-con band which have you ever been banned on Valorant for cheats or no, you know, they banned me for wind trading
But no, no, no, no, no.
But no, no, no.
I never got, no.
There is no proof that came out that though.
I'm not a win trader, bro.
I am not a win trader.
So how did you get banned for win trading?
Was it false?
It has to have been false.
It has to have been false, because I never win traded.
If they caught me for win trading, which apparently,
I got, I win traded twice, NA and EU,
do you not think it would have been a permaban?
Do you not think it would have been a permaban
if I cheated to rank one NA twice in a row.
NA and EU.
So Mura, Valorant falsely banned you for win trading?
How did they think you win trading?
Because of how much you were winning?
No, no, no, because Jixi,
when I do my rank one marathons,
I don't know if you guys have this in Siege,
but there's a website that you can bet on games.
So people make thousands of dollars off of my ranked games,
bro, off of my ranked games.
Yes, it's called like GG bet, bro.
You go on a website, you can bet thousands of dollars,
and then they'll win trade either for me or against me.
So there was clips where there was people
throwing on the other team, and there was people
on my team throwing their guns out,
trying to make us lose.
So it was like, fucked, bro.
It was literally fucked.
Before this one, we won starts, bro.
I'm locking them for this.
No, no, I'm locking it, I'm locking this, I'm locking this.
Hey, you're gonna need to give this your heart.
It's no if you beat stop it your team. I'm sorry. Okay. It's not even possible to beat this guy
Okay, if you lost it's word. Oh, you can't it's not possible
Let's go let's go let's go. All right. I'm gonna stay in BC. I'll be staying in BC something
What do y'all want to do? It's up to y'all. I mean, I don't know. I don't care either. Yeah, I don't care, bro
It's not like I don't know what type of I feel like when I I
I feel like stoppin gives me the like the big dick energy typo like he doesn't even
get to get in my head yeah so yeah I mean both stop it should seven all this so I'm
not really like concerned so I mean okay even a lucky shot okay I look you shot
seven one seven seven two I think you should win so it's all good it's all good
It doesn't matter. I don't need a deathmine.
Alright, I'm gonna go tinkle and then start the game.
Sorry, I have to tinkle.
Okay, I'll go tinkle.
Hey, let's do, let's do comms on for it.
Let's do it.
Sure. Yeah, I don't mind.
Slothman, how old are you?
Huh?
How old are you?
What did he say?
How old are you?
I'm 19.
How old are you?
I'm 19.
How old are you?
19.
You're 19.
Wow, yeah, you're young bro
How do you 21 but when I was 19 bro, like I don't know I'm like
Check you guys think reaction time goes down as you age
Like chat when do you guys think that your prime's kind of over for video games
Like when do you guys think your prime is over and you're like absolutely shit after?
30 plus the kid now it's like 30 plus who's like an old pro player that's like
still shitting on people I mean those people in siege that are like 30 like
the reins are kind of ass that's insane I don't have yeah they have like the
I gel the game sense aspect but like mechanics wise I feel like you like yeah
ladies and gentlemen the day has finally come the greatest player in the
history of rainbow six siege versus Mura actually the greatest new player in
the history of rainbow six siege stop and wait did I host this on the wrong
ship I have 90 paint what the fuck why does not
Yeah, I have 90.
Oh, it's John E. E. E. E.
Oh, England.
Shut up.
I'm not England.
I did forget I was in England.
I did forget I was in England right there.
Here.
Jinxie, are you online?
Bro, I have nine ping at this house, bro.
Dude, this house has five or two.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah.
Move it in by me.
I don't see you online.
Wait, no, no, no, no.
Hold it up.
Hold up.
I made it now.
This is a bug by the way, but we can try it, maybe they fixed it.
Yeah, I tried doing a segment and if you're in EU and you change it to NA, it still locks
it to EU for some reason.
But just try it.
We'll try it.
Maybe they fixed it.
They invited me.
It's loading.
Invite me.
Shroud is playing Rainbow.
Bro, I've been seeing a lot of people are getting back into C for listening.
It's a good time to get into the game, bro, because ranked 3.0 is coming in like a month,
Which is actually the first time Ryan could be good in like five years.
Alright, move it up. What did you name again? Something Jack?
Master Jack, yes.
Jack, my tongue is yellow because I just had a ginger shot.
Stop saying nasty tongue.
I just had a ginger shot, bro.
This...
It just sounds like you're hacking. Alright, now I'm fucking down.
Oh my god!
Now I'm killing it now.
The fuck?
Oh, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Wait, Jixie, Jixie, I want you to react to this clip.
Go to Discord, go to Discord.
I hit this yesterday, please react to it, please.
Are you sure?
Like are you sure?
Yeah, please, please, please, please.
MCs, let me see.
Are we reacting to it?
Yeah, no, no, no.
Invite, invite, invite, invite.
Wait, where is it? Where is it, Muda? Where is it?
I thought this could be, I said to see you. It was actually like my first good clip.
I actually, this is my favorite clip so far that I had.
Wow. Mature rated game. What the fuck?
It says I have to like, it says it's like mature rated.
Bro, just press the link. Yeah, I'm doing it.
Oh, there we go. All right.
This was your clip?
Yes bro, this is my favorite clip so far. Look.
Hi Grimty!
Why is my screen blue?
Okay.
Alright, starting off with the smoke bang.
Hi Grimty! Grimty! Grimty!
Smoking?
Oh, okay.
Grimmeshe, Grimmeshe, Grimmeshe!
I'm freaking swinging!
First time on Grim by the way.
And we're gonna watch it.
I think I've seen this.
It goes all by itself.
Put you in them, put you in them.
Maybe we're more up.
I want tele-tied, I want tele-tied.
Looks like it made it.
What they trophy once like a name that trophy that trophy won't like anything but I'm holding it
Where's he's holding?
oh my god yeah this is my good this is a yeah this is a good one this is my
favorite one
oh you may just say you're hacking yeah
nice man I'm a player I'm gonna play yeah yeah yeah
what stop did you see this I already seen it yet
what is that what are you aiming at I'm aiming at him he's just shooting to
shoot but no no like Zach he's not even shooting
he's aiming at a brick wall
what the fuck this is exhibit six what is this
a bar this was a brick wall this was an I'm getting ready to pre-aim is that not
what you guys do in this game?
Is that like a Valorant thing?
God, that would make so much sense.
Bro, maybe, I don't know, bro, maybe.
I aim through the wall and Val, bro.
I aim through the wall and Val.
Nobody does that in seed.
No one does that.
People aim where they're about to swing.
Not like they don't aim at where the guy is.
No, no, I aim where the guy is, basically.
It's through the wall, so when I go to pre-fire,
he's in my cross already.
He got like 10 calls. He stopped me. Yeah, I know I'm talking about the aiming at the brick. All right, bro
Let's find out right now. Fuck it. I watch out. No, Jixi watch out. I say I put us into a person to eat you watch
Yeah, it is how do we fix this? I have to host I have to host I have to make a lobby then
But I need you to um I
Need you to go online if I do and then I give you host
That could work to that can write that does that work chat?
No, but you have to have the game set up, bro. Bro, do you have the custom game set up? Yeah, I have it set up, yeah.
All right, bro, we're about to start this shit.
Create as player. Oh wait, this is up to four. We're going with the seven? Let's go up to seven.
Yeah, do not go up to four. No one does that on one of the ones.
All right chat, moment of truth for Muda here. This is your top of the total yet, Muda.
Is it actually? Do you think he's better than spoiled yet than on one of the ones?
No shit. Yes, bro. Yes.
Wait, actually yes, bro. He's the best player in the world. That's plan number one. How many tiles? Yeah, well, I how many titles
He's
So how many tiles
One zero
bruh
How do I uh
No, no, no, no, no, no, okay. Okay. You won. You won
I heard about that I heard about that how many total rounds is it when they can go up with 13?
This guy's not supposed to be out right now. 13? 13. Yes 13 bro. Yeah. It's done. It's done. It's done.
Save playlists. Bye.
Alright
Jinx you go on one. Jinx you go on least. Jinx you go on uh, least? Sorry.
Sorry. I'm getting ragebladed over here. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Oh wait, it's on central. East?
east u.s. yes he can't play he's EU he can't play Sanctuary
yeah that's fucked custom game create a line east east east east east
oh there's EU sorry US east one or two no there should just be east one yeah
you there should just be there should be people that says east u.s. should be a
That's it. Yes, if you keep scrolling they get somewhere in the middle central us east us perfect. Got it. W
Damn jigsie. Okay. You're smart, bro. All right. Uh join
But jinksie you're not online
You're not online
Yeah, you're offline jigsie
Be careful, bro. The second you turn online brother gonna hit you just join me and then I'll just give you host and then you make the
Bobby all right, I'm like
What's your name?
Bro, I'm sorry, how about you just make it Muda?
Bro, I don't know this guy is jack.
Muda, how about you just make your name Muda?
I don't know, this is my Xbox account, bro.
I don't want to change my gamertag.
This is like OG OG, bro.
This is when I used to put the controller to vibrate and put it on my balls and empty the clip.
Fuck.
Bro, I'm up beyond this problem to watch this game like a fucking hawk
You're joined don't don't join don't join join join join join join
What do you gotta do on me so I can give you those coming on enjoy the soundings?
It's please stand by clearing matchmaking request
Like the excited brahm excited, I love these 1v1 there's no hyperventilating
I actually love them bro like they get my heart block my heart beats faster and faster as the game bolted to the load
I just love it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't explain it, bro.
Wait, so do you actually like this game?
I like the game, but I like the dopamine feeling of 1v1ing someone, bro.
It's just so much like...
It's just so much to prove.
You don't play Valorant anymore?
No, not really, bro.
I mean, I conquered everything in Valorant. I don't want to go pro.
You got banned for, like, win trading?
A week. I got banned for a week. But that's already over.
Are you gonna join the lobby?
It's like, bro, I don't know if this game is like bugged,
but I'm like loading a stream looking at a barricade right now.
It's like the worst game ever, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
They gotta fix this game, too.
In terms of functioning, it's like half functions.
Which doesn't make sense.
It's like one of the worst.
The game functions like half of the time.
Do I have to restart my game?
I don't know.
It's one of the most popular FPS games.
I don't know why it doesn't work.
I mean, I don't know.
It was like the fourth most viewed FPS game on Twitch
the last two years.
My chat's saying I have to restart.
I genuinely believe you have dick cheese. Yeah, okay, bro. The fuck does that shit mean?
No dollar company by the way. Yes, bro. Jixie. Do you see my screen of what I do with this?
I've never gotten you in your twitch in your twitch. Let me check. Yeah, I'm not gonna go live to on discord
But it's just it's just like a blue barricade like what the fuck is this?
I can't do it.
I can't even show Bart's arm.
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
They got scared from your aura.
They all of my god.
Alright go.
Alright bro this is a big fucking day here.
I'm gonna give you a shout out.
East US.
I know you're tight, Nicholas.
Woah!
Bro I...
It's not like the right settings.
on bomb and stuff you see I don't know you as I you know what here let me see
I'm gonna tell you guys uh bro you needed to have it like Attacker defender
rolls flop needs to be one you need three minute action phase like 30 second
prep like you need to write settings I just don't understand right all right
match options are your settings go one by one okay okay wait how do I go one by
one it's I'm already in the lobby that's why oh you already made the lobby yeah
it's a fuck bro I mean I'm pretty sure it's right like it has to be right there's
No way.
Just start the game and then we'll see.
OK.
All right.
Ready?
I'll stop if you may.
Can I have defense, please?
Yeah, you can have it.
Just a gentleman.
Thank you.
All right, Mooda.
We got stop it versus Mooda, bro.
Ah!
Yeah, what is this?
No, I put east.
I put east.
Oh my god, I didn't ban anyone.
Fuck.
It says C-A-C-A.
I know, but I put on east chat.
Did I not put on east?
They could send you the clip.
I swear to god, I put it on east.
I think it's just a glitch.
Well, I'm telling you, it's a bug.
We tried doing it with EU and it's stuck with EU too.
So you're good?
Okay, everybody's good?
Everybody's good?
It's good, it's good, it's good.
All right.
Everybody's good.
It's good.
All right.
I mean, is it even possible to stop it?
you
You
Appreciate to make up and our lesson
I knew it fuck I thought guns swappled
he's not bad he knows what he's doing for sure
Muta you just did like a reload fake that was kind of clean
I know but I just thought you'd swap faster guns I knew he was there cuz I had a drone
bro that's a common mistake yeah
You know he's doing it for sure takes forever to swap takes forever swap. Yeah, I did not know that shit
All right boys tie game tie fucking game one to one
You guys got three bands each row on each side
This is gonna be interesting
My have to play a shotgun chat notes cringe fell like bro 130 things like pretty bad
Not
Yeah, I don't know why I
Colleged on the central this game is just terrible. I also hosted it on East twice and it forced me on England twice. Wait, Jinxie
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, when do you want me? I'm doing what was the score?
The first time we played it was his first day on the game
I beat him seven to two the second time we played it was on organ
I was winning four to zero and he won seven rounds in a row and then the third time we played
I literally got bent over table and got seven to
So 727472 I won one you want
What do you got the Jinxy bundle a bro hot hot hot to like support my boy, bro, you know
Let's get in.
So, Muda, how did, to be honest, bro,
how did that one feel?
That was good, that was fast.
Bro, I wish I had more time to reinforce my sight.
All right, you hosted the game.
I know.
You hosted the game, bro.
To be fair, y'all are on the same setting, so, I mean,
you know what I mean?
So, stop it, what would you rate Muda
as a player three rounds in?
How do you feel about him?
I mean, for his play time, he's good, bro.
Uh, good. I would say the best ever.
Yeah, I know. He's insane for his playtime, yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Stompin', that was a nice shot! That was a nice shot, Stompin'.
Thank you, bro. Thank you.
Stompin', you're so cool, bro. Good shot, dude.
Jesus, man. Some things never change, Shaq.
Stompin', I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Like, I actually, like, I think I could put my life on you, wouldn't I?
I'm not even kidding about it.
Like, Chad, I could put my entire life on top of this, and I'd be alive every time.
I could risk my entire life, and I'll be, Chad, deal, no deal, deal.
Engines, yeah.
of
What say oh god
Say I'm good. I'm not one of those registered
What
Full help
That's crazy. I was good from you though, bro. That was good. That was good. That was good. That was good, bro
I
Was good stop it. I'm not gonna lie. I was good. I like the fake diffuses. I do that in Valorant too
So Loki I kind of expected it, but you're on high ping too, bro. So I don't know
Jixie wait stop it. When are you coming back to NA?
Unlike me. Oh my god. Wait damn bro. You're like a you you bro
Yep, are you players better than any players? Oh
And professionally, yeah
Really?
Yeah, yeah, and a hasn't won a
Like I think since 2023 and a teams have won two tournaments
Beast coasts won the Manchester major. I made it bro every time you
Everyone argues he was better than any and any game not not even just in rainbow like in CS Val
Yeah, but like with the squad and stopping game like we literally have to
of
I had to play cringe, bro. Bro, that just, you're good with drones.
I mean, that's just game sense, bro, to be honest. Bro, like, if Stoppin swings you standing
there, you could actually kill him, like, a lot of the time. But if he's proning at
the last second, you just can't kill him, bro. It's just instant death. There's nothing
you can do because he doesn't even make sound because he's prone peaking you so he's peaking
you loudly bro so you're just dead bro you're just dead gg you lost budda your little reign
of terror came to an end buddy still in a ball still in a ball I'm sorry you lost bro
It's just like you know those drones those drones are good bro. I like his Jones
I know but all BS cyber we got a darn good game
That's just so hard, bro.
Stop it!
Why are you playing like this?
How are you struggling to a Valor player?
No, I don't fall for the rage bait, bro.
You got this.
You're on 100 ping too.
I mean Muda, I'm gonna be honest, that round you definitely were not cheating, bro.
I don't think you're cheating, man.
I don't think you're cheating.
You know, bro, maybe people are just coping because Muda conquered Siege in two weeks.
Include it in me, bro.
Maybe you're just the greatest gamer ever.
I don't know.
I mean, bro, it's just hard to beat this guy.
The way that you played that round was not cheating at all.
You like peaked close trophy when he repositioned
Maybe people are just
Like being over your you aren't bad with your drone still like you move off of them at least how old I literally when I was muted
I said the exact same things I said he doesn't over drone, which is something a lot
It takes a lot of time to learn that he drones what's necessary and immediately take space after it. That's literally what I said
literally
Really good skills already out now. I can't believe
I know that's so hard, bro.
Oh, Simon, you're so intelligent, bro.
Like, I mean, you put him on 1HP, switched to the Baylor because you knew he was on
1HP, knew he was trying to bait you into swinging.
He didn't swing until he turned his back.
You're the coolest human being I've ever seen.
I would have swung nine times.
Like, you're the goat, bro.
Nah, he's good, bro.
He is now but you're not even playing him. This is him on
130
But 130
Bro, it's you know, you know, it's so much bro. He knows so much
Yeah, I think that's what rainbow six CJ's. I think aim is like literally like 20% about it, bro
I'm not like 20% 40% and one people on six more, but
Probably
Like he's doing shit I've never even seen before but I didn't know that fucking shotgun pistol was a thing
Stop it, thank you for doing this for the siege community
Bro if stop it was like nine things this could have been a bloody game, I'm gonna be honest
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
fuck that shit yeah shock and I heard the C4 2 on the floor bro fuck I don't know
fuck
I'm not gonna act so bad I'm playing really good
bro
no
so Mura um like how do I even take space in a 1v1 bro like how do you
take space with the one of you on he has nitrous on the left side he has shotgun
clothes rotate hold my drones are droned my broken I don't have my calls anymore
like I don't know I can't plant to bait off the sound because he has nitrous on
the left side checkmate it's done GGs yeah hey bro Muda but like to be honest
though bro like take this as like you know what I'm saying like you got to rub
elbows with the greatest ever brown if you got to share a lobby with him some
people don't get there bro you got to share a lobby with the greatest player
ever like congratulations you made it that is hot glaze bro you got to share a
lobby with the greatest player ever once you a little bit nerfed on the pain
sure that's fair you guys should play again when he's on nine pink and
probably you'll be a much better at the game when he's back in when salvage
back at the same
right out of the
You're already dead.
this is how you die
that's hard
GGs
Oh my god, yeah, he's good, bro. He's good. Oh
My god
My glorious king, bro
Something bro
Can I just like
Like have like 1% of your talent bro, please. What even is that?
What even is that last shot?
Mura bro, so what was it like bro?
What was it like to play?
I feel like I got bent over and then he put lube and then fucked me in my ass.
So Mura, guess what bro?
Everyone in the console rollers scene had to experience that for basically four years
bro.
So this is not a new feeling bro.
Hey man, GG's bro.
At the end of the day, the day gotta end bro.
Yeah bro, facts, bro, facts, fuck.
I believe that you're gonna go on the charity match, bro. Thank you. Hey, thank you, bro. Like, hey, thank you, man.
I'm gonna try, man. I'm gonna try. Yo, we should do like a 1v2 tomorrow or something if y'all are down, like late, like same time.
I'm down. Yeah, I don't know. Me and you. Yeah, yeah. That would be close. That would actually be close. We could actually win that. We could actually win that.
Alright, alright. But Zach, I'll see you, bro. Mooda, I'll see you, bro. Take care, bro.
Take care. And Mooda, by the way, you're definitely not cheating, bro. Alright, man. Alright, bro. Thank you, bro.
You're definitely not cheating, bro. You're just naturally skilled and a lot of the siege community is mad that you conquered the game in like two weeks.
Dude, how, bro, should I feel shitty about getting fucked by Stompin', bro? Or should I?
Okay, bro. You didn't even bro. You played stomping but keep in mind. He was like slightly delayed and yeah
He did have crazy pain. I'm not gonna
But like I'm not even I shouldn't feel shitty about it right about about losing my ego
Just doesn't like me losing bro. So like it hurts, bro. I just hurt my soul a little bit
No, that's a good thing, bro. We'll one be two tomorrow and we might be able to win
We'll have a chance. All right, what about you, bro? Gigi's bro. Take care
I mean bro, that guy's good bro, that guy's good bro, that guy's good bro, that guy's
good bro.
I mean chat, he's good bro, like what am I supposed to do?
Like what am I supposed to do there though?
He's good bro, he's good.
Not only does he have better aim than me bro, but like, he knows a lot more than me
bro yeah he's good bro he's good he's good oh he's good bro he's good he's
good yeah how long it's thought they'd been playing Siege for
bro shotguns is so OP bro how OP are shotguns and in that game bro 20,000
hours since he was 10 years old. So Stompin has been playing this game for 10 years. So
he's been playing this game for 10 years. So he's been playing this game for 10. Muda
LOL you just got bittied on a hundred fifty ping tell us how you feel
Like I just I don't even know bro. I'm just not an arms. I'm gonna uninstall this fucking game, bro
I'm just gonna go fuck myself
I guess like I don't know what you guys want me to do bro
Like do I just go fuck myself like I mean like what do y'all want me to do bro?
He just took my pants off and and fucked me, you know
He took my pants off and literally just fucked me, you know, and you know what bro?
I might I might cry about it, bro. I might cry about it, but yeah
Is it just me though like bro? Can y'all be honest with me bro? Can y'all be honest with me? Can y'all be honest with me?
Does it hurt you guys when you lose in anything in life, bro?
But it might say it doesn't have to be video games, bro
It does not have to be video games, but like when you guys lose in anything bra one of you on with your friend a
fucking something in school soccer football um
American football, anything in life, bro, anything in life.
When you lose, do you just wanna kill yourself in GTA?
Do you just wanna kill yourself in GTA?
So I know I just got bent forward
and a dick just got put in my asshole, okay?
I know that just happened.
But, and I know that he has 1,000 billion more hours
me my ego still wanted me to win that somehow which is like low key impossible
you know like this is how I am bruh that's who I am bruh that's who I am
I don't know that's it. Is that a healthy feeling? Is that a healthy feeling to have
an ego to think that you're better than someone even though they have like 10
billion more hours than you? Is that is that bad to have an ego like that?
Is that like bad to have an ego like that? I don't know. Is that bad to have an ego like that?
Is that bad?
Unhealthy ego?
I mean, I don't think I'm better than you
in any way, human vs human-wise.
But like, when it's something that gets competitive in,
like, I don't know, I just have to have that confidence.
Both of you fake it so you make it.
I don't know, I'll explain it.
Whatever, bro.
Holy shit, that ego is all in that nose of yours.
Like, yo, can you guys
get off
of my
dick!
like holy shit I know my nose is big but that does not mean you have to see it
every five seconds Jesus bro Jesus Jesus Jesus bro Jesus Jesus
huh whatever bro whatever
All right mods want to pull mods want to pull mods want to pull mods want to pull mods
Where to pull mods where to pull mods where to pull wait yoxic
Yoxic really bro
We obviously you're just such a good boy bro yoxic you're dead ass such a good boy
But we're gonna give you VIP yoxic dead ass all my life. I'm gonna give you VIP bro
Yo, uh chat. Okay, listen, uh, what do y'all want? Do you guys want horror game?
Do you guys want rainbow six siege road to champ? Do you got yo?
Can we stop saying VR with bunny bro? Can we stop saying VR with bunny bro, please?
please
Because I'm not going into VR with bunny until Jinxie goes into VR with a little Sakura, bro
I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna just I'm not gonna sneak him out. It's not what happens, bro
He said he's gonna wait for me. I'm gonna wait for him, bro. It's not simple but but but
Chats but but chat but
Do you guys want horror game? Do you guys want?
Rainbow six siege ranked or do you guys want rocket league?
Mods were to pull mods were to pull mods were to pull mods were to pull chat
Did I do bad on us chat? Did I do bad again stop it be honest, bro? Chat did I do bad again stop it be honest, bro?
Yoxic your dick is so fucking small you fucking bitch
Sorry, yoxic. I'm sorry. I know you kind of strayed my bad, bro. I love you, bro. Yo, uh, anyway. Yeah chat um
All right, anyway, uh, yeah chat. Oh wait, let's go through our chat
Let's go through our band requests, bro. They can't be that bad. Let's see
Alright, let's do this one.
been let's see here okay so why does everyone want to do this to me I don't
understand wait chat we're 500 followers away from 700,000
I'll literally do whatever you guys want me to do for 500 followers right now
I will then ask take my pants off and jerk it on streamed and get banned if
you guys follow me right now bro genuinely I will take my pants off and
get banned you know a matter of fact chat I will dead ass I will unironically
starting only fans with Bonnie blue and have sex with Bonnie blue and have kids
with bunny blue if you guys give me that 700,000 followers anyway chat what do you
guys want me to do let's see the poll VR horror game to the thing is I don't
know if I want to do VR horror game though bro VR hurts my head bro VR hurts
my head VR hurts my head hmm I want to check with snappy y'all keep saying one
V1 snappy bro who is snappy wait chat should we do our six road to champ and
and then play a horror game after.
Yay, nay, or gay.
Chat, yay, nay, or gay.
Rainbow Six Siege wrote the champ
and then play Five Nights at Freddy's.
Enough, R6, I'm gonna kill myself.
Oh, wait, actually, I had 700,000 followers?
Oh, Chad, to be honest, you guys are lying.
By the way, Chad, listen, listen, listen.
Hey, I've heard a lot of people tell me that my voice is high-pitched.
Is it really that high-pitched?
Just keep it above me.
Is my voice really that high-pitched?
Stop faking it and go back to your normal voice.
yo what's up what's that uh let's see let's see if my voice really is that
high-pitched let's see if my voice really is that high-pitched though I am
currently testing my voice my favorite color is blue the sky is sunny my voice
is loud and clear I'm using a proper mic my environment is quiet 170 Hertz uh
what does that mean anyway oh anyway oh alright guys anyway oh chat yeah so y'all
want horror game right now I mean I've only been live for six hours usually I
for like seven hours bro eight hours nine hours what do we do for this time
being wait should we join mingo stack and do a road to champ
chat emerald three and in one week and a half of rainbow six siege impressive or
no
fucks the each don't do siege just do horror game alright bro whatever 3e ID
chooses chat will do y'all three eid rainbow six siege ranked or horror games
Really? That's what we're doing, really? Really? That's what we're doing, really?
Oh, okay. Not a bad shell. What do you mean not a bad shell? That is a bad shell, bro.
That is a bad show.
Okay, chats.
Let me choose.
Alright bro, you know what bro?
Fuck you guys.
How about that?
How about fuck you guys?
I'm gonna choose what I'm gonna choose.
How about that?
I
Okay, let me see if there's a turn of it ala streamer wait
What
All right, Jack do you guys want outlast or do you guys want five nights at Freddy's?
Steam fucking hot
Chad, do you guys want to suck on my titties?
Do you guys want to suck on my titties?
Jason the ween ass nipples, holy shit.
Chat the thing is I don't want to do horror games yet because I want to stream for a couple more hours
I don't want to just end right now, bro. I don't want to end right now. So you know what chat?
Missy is mingo stat curly
Yo, where's Ryan Ryan
I'm not going to play some, uh, some Siege.
I'm not on bro.
I got off.
What do you mean?
Why bro?
Why are you just a part timer today bro?
What the fuck is that?
I'm sure you're 14 hours.
You fucking use.
I don't give a fuck if you're super 14 hours bro.
Get back on.
How hungry are you bro?
I'm just trying to get it back on too bro.
Ryan bro.
Come on.
Get on bro.
You forgot where you came from and go to that.
Ask bro.
Like come on bro.
Are you serious dude?
I can either
One more hour. Go play with stop. Oh my god
700,000 followers. What's that guys? What's that? Oh my god? Oh my god? Oh my god? Oh my god?
700,000 followers 700,000 followers
Chats generally from the bottom of my heart, I want to say thank you guys, listen.
Genuinely chat from the bottom of my heart, I want to say thank you all so much for 700,000
Followers
Genuinely from the bottom of my heart
Honestly, thank y'all
I'm not balding, what are y'all saying, bro?
Rechatcha, any minute now, genuinely
Thank you guys so much
For 700,000 followers
Thank y'all so much for 700,000 followers
And I wish that y'all can support us
Thank y'all bro, I appreciate y'all, thank y'all.
You bought the whole building for me.
So thank y'all so much for 700,000 followers,
I appreciate y'all, and thank y'all guys.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank y'all bro.
I appreciate y'all, appreciate y'all, thank y'all.
Genuinely thank you guys.
All right, anyway, let me just, undefined real quick.
Yo, so Ryan, are you gonna get back on?
Like, what are we doing bro?
How long, how long do you play for bro?
How long do you play for?
Pretty badly bro, I need to play for one hour.
Dude, I said how long?
How long?
I'm gonna play for like an hour.
Bro, we need to train him from stopping next bro.
I'll play with you all stream for an hour cuz I'm bored. You know what Brian push that yo can we also 1v1, bro?
Bro Mingo why bro, I have 30 hours on the game. I'm not that good. I promise
Yeah, you don't know the Lord, bro. I've gotten punished it won't be once too many times, right? I'll play them anymore
Bro, come on, bro. What is that supposed to do bro? Like save your order or something?
Stopping stop and owns me bro. Well stop and just bet me over and fuck me my ass, too. It's all good, right?
I still want to be one
I
And we're not gonna put gifted on it. It's for entertainment chat type one if you want me and mingo a r6 champion
So I'm a professional player one V1
Chats type one if you want if you want mingo
They want to also type two if mingo has a fucking elast ego. Why is not one V1 in us chat? No, I don't
I don't want to be one of you buddy, but I don't know anyone squirtle, but that's what JC came up to you right now
It's had jake's mingo. Yeah, I see wait what?
Yeah, mingo. I'll give you $10,000 to 1v1 me right now. What would you say? Yeah, I don't need it. I'm a millionaire. Oh my god
All right, bro, come on one game dude mingo one go up the floor mingo doesn't have to be that crazy and then we'll play ranked after are you down
He dappin
I defend I keep definitely
Is anybody else
Yeah, we're gonna do rainbow six siege for like literally an hour bro one hour
We're gonna do rainbow six for one hour, and then we're gonna do a horror game chat for a horror game mod
You want to pull mods? What a pull five nights at Freddy's for a horror game or outlast
Because if I do a horror game right now, I'm gonna beat the game
I'm gonna end stream bro. I've only been live for five hours and 30 minutes guys
I'm gonna be live for like eight nine hours today, bro
mods wanna pull, mods wanna pull, mods wanna pull, mods wanna pull, 5 net debt fridges or outlast
mood are you not at 700,000 followers anymore?
YOOOOOOH WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK
WHYYYYY?
Anyway, uh, yeah mods run a pool outlast or five that's at Freddy's mods run a pool whatever wins
I'm gonna play after a thing goes down. All right, I remember succeed to play couple games chat
Chai I need a hit champion, bro
I need a hit champion cuz chat as you guys know, bro
I am trying to get the highest rank in every video game possible chat. Do you guys think I could do that?
Yes or no
Chat do you guys think I could get ranked chat you guys can get champion SSL and Rock Lee champion and Rainbow Six Siege
predator
Apex Predator and Apex Legends and um yeah, what else after yeah, we'll see then after that
Why dude stop with the flip
Yeah, are you guys ready?
Now like now I do you know what is your thing?
Yeah, Ryan go ahead and fight me. Yeah, I'm really good. You don't want to be really
Maybe one day. Why not today, bro?
All right, you want a little ore about 1v1s with me?
I only do 1v1s during.
What?
Why?
That's not even smart.
Is that smart?
I know.
I'm a bitch.
What?
All right, something to fight me, bro.
I need to get diamond today.
Yeah, that is.
You guys didn't get diamond in one hour.
Heck, fuck no.
Why?
If I try.
What rank are you?
I'm Emerald 3.
Oh, you win too.
You'll be Emerald 2.
All right.
It's gonna take at least like more than two hours. Maybe wait, how much elo do you get I get around?
I have no idea bro. Yo, can you invite me bro? What the fuck is this hold up?
You're not gonna get that invite. No, dude. I didn't
Well, we look at master Jack. I got it. I got it. I got it
My big I joint I joined a joint little send yes, sir
what you want to do. You want
to know. That that's right,
When you go like. Yeah, what
You have to do it. It's like
Oh man, let me take my follower chat, let me take my tier one subs, if I don't think
my tier one subs are going to call me fake and say I changed, okay?
They're going to say I changed, bro, give me one sec, chat, and I don't want that right
now, bro.
All right, what the fuck?
That's not up to date.
I'm not up to date, chat, do you guys give me permission to take my shirt off, bro?
I'm pretty hot right now, bro.
I'm getting a little sweaty
On Greek with the chair once I love you rich to the chair once I love you wolves the prime of love you dead
Be deep rule with the chair when I love you my world with the five months
I love you with the five the prime of love you too fast and that
Tafu Shan Zika with the five get that I love you so much. God bless you God bless you God bless you put it in my
ass too fast and see
I'll X out to Maroc with the prime of love you told me with the four months. I love you
Vaughn to smooth with the prime of love you so much. I had sex with my sister think that's your one
I appreciate you bro. God bless you. Thank you. I appreciate you
It's hot bro, I don't know what she has a moment to do, it's fucking hot in here bro.
All right, night layer, night layer.
I mean you could you can join but we just started a game
Shallow to the kids are here. Yes, you might as well. You might as well key one
All right
So chat you guys chat you guys said oh chat you guys said oh
Ahaa
Japs said ummm
Outlast for 5 bets and fairys chat, 1
3 loading
I
Last
Check out last one are we doing our last one? I haven't played our last one in a while
Check to be even play our last one
Let me undecide.
Reloading! Cover me!
Am I dead?
Are they on the cockpit, folks?
Yeah.
Reloading!
But so, what is like, safe and what's not safe?
Did you like the other?
No, like...
This map is just so fucked.
Oh yeah.
I thought it was not going to get into that.
No, he's a...
He's a guy already!
He's noob, noob, bitch corner, bitch corner, bitch corner, bitch corner!
It's a capitao, capitao.
Holy aimbot.
Watch pitch corner.
Oh my aimbot.
I'm not using that all the way.
I just messed this up.
I'm not paying.
Oh, ticket, ticket, ticket!
Oh my god, that's good aim.
that's good name that's good name no way so chat stop cheating bro guys I'm not
cheating bro how many times the fucking tell you guys I'm not cheating bro like
seriously bro how many times did I tell y'all I'm not cheating bro seriously
bro like cheating oh my god bro chat who here used to play Minecraft the
that was back in the day
but what can i do now with me up around bro
i was in
such a good game bro
chad did you guys like bed wars or sky wars more
yo i keep saying chad uh... it's not been waiting
nah he went to go play with uh... his girl
well you could cross play even though he's like ee you
Yeah.
Yeah, he just like plays an arc.
He's on E's, we're on E's, so far I get like 90 things.
How are y'all chatting?
He's in game chat, you don't hear him?
Overpending his squad.
No, like he talks in game chat so he can talk to his chat.
You just literally 1v1 the best player in the game.
1v1 for 50 gifted, tweaker.
Are you crazy?
Two grand, not going to 1v1 you bro.
Zuky with the tier one, tier one, tier one,
sub, I love you double.
Look at the best Valorant player.
Ten.
like he's the best pro league player
best player alive like
he's the stomping of our
it is gargling over some shit
bruh
that's like
that is fun
i don't know my name to edit
i dare you, i dare my friends, you know what i mean
let's go to the right, let's go to the left, let's go to the right
more ready, we're done
the jeets, yeah
what?
what the fuck did he just say?
Chat, what's like a rare fucking Jinxy Ba-la Ba-la Ba, bah, right? What does he say?
I'm gonna say one after that, Loki, I'm gonna say one after that.
I'm in.
Yo.
Listen, listen, next time you want one on top of the road, you gotta use Shaken, bro. You gotta start getting used to that shit.
Bro, I hate that. Just like a pussy gun though.
It's pussy, but that's how you win a 1v1.
Really?
Bro, we all know you have good aim, bro. You have fucking god aim.
You're not one of the one-on-one against the shotgun, bruh.
I'm off.
Flabba-dabba-da-baza-ah-ra.
That's the one right there.
Can we go to the whole road quick?
Shotgun.
We're gonna force this quick, hope I don't get shot.
Outside of the reception window, what do you need?
I need a lot.
I get pre-fired. He's what he's waiting for you. He's waiting for you. One DMR. Nice
You got this mood up. Yeah, of course. I am bro. Are you fucking crazy? I'm really the best for the entire
Yo, where's the guy? Let me one time. Let me one time. Where is he? I want to one time
I was gonna look I was gonna look he said he was red
Hey!
Is that a bomb?
Muda, can you smell thoughts?
Hit em balls, y'all.
I'm just walking down the-
What do you mean?!
Can I smell thoughts?!
Should we do a CS GO case opening?
Damn, you just one tap two people with the pistol.
What?
Like how does he put a gift?
Fuck.
Chad, I want to, I know how much money-
Stop and his girls are in this case.
Yeah, no, I'm gonna run away.
Go beat your dick or something, bro.
What?
Oh, shit.
Bro, why the fuck?
How good is that?
Stop and his girl.
He's actually, she's got a good aim.
Really?
She plays Valorant, I'm pretty sure.
I'm not going live bro, leave me alone.
Go live bro.
Hey chat, we're back.
Wait, do I not be a part-time dog alive?
Any three you're gonna be playing for a while?
Yeah, fuck it, spark one.
I don't have- oh, I saw one.
No, come here. Come around. Let me teach you a spot. I'm gonna give you balls on bro. I'm right here
Give us gonna get killed if this gets me killed problem or break something bro
If this gets me killed in a tweet, I swear I swear I told you it's only a smart one watch there. I'm sending
You get on this you get on the the second to last camera and you look to the left of your screen this way here
Second-last camera that I want you up. Oh, no, you didn't get the camera
Alright, no spot over here, so it doesn't matter.
Stay spot over here, my kid.
No!
They must have stopped.
Oh, there's door.
Oh, there's?
He's not in it.
Oh, he's like far back, I think.
Just shot me from Narnia.
Chas, this is good and good.
We're going to kill one cat.
They got to be like in upstairs with some shit.
Oh, they're inside. Where's that alamon?
Where's your alamon?
Oh, they're inside. That's inside.
Yep.
They're inside.
multiple and he walks away and walks away
fuck you fuck you
is this white?
uh yep
not dead
Not bad.
What the fuck is he doing right there, man?
Like a fucking pot.
What?!
How are we just giving them sp- you guys ass!
Oh my god bro.
What the fuck?
I know bro, why do I still voice crack?
Check, can anyone tell me why I voice cracked at the age of 21?
Like do I have low-test off show chat?
And then would I have to play rare?
Do I have like low-test off show or something bro?
Can someone tell me why my voice cracks at the age of 21?
Can anyone tell me?
Wait, what's today?
Today's Monday?
Chat, when you guys wake up and you guys realize it's a Monday, do you guys get happy, sad, or depressed?
Or do you just not care?
Ash play with the chair while I let him go up to...
Muda, what's the max you've gooned in a day?
I think it was like 3?
That was like, I was like 12, bro. I was like 12 years old.
Three is rookie numbers.
What do you mean 10 for me?
Who just said that? Someone just said...
I mean like how do you even do that bro how do you even do that
How am I supposed to like win this?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I don't know this map!
Like fuck!
I don't know this map, bro!
Yes, yes, you're such a good boy, who is that, who is that, which one is that, who's
quiet moon, who's quiet moon, who's switch, who's switch, who is that, who is that, who
Was that was that was that was that
It was me. Oh, Mingo. You're so good, bro. Mingo. You're so good. Just put it in my ass, bro
How did I think back
Shut up you're the prime best with the people with the prime
Thank you so much. Melia with the prime. I love you ash place determine. I love you
Chris the three months. I love you God bless you fire crew with the 13 months. I love you God bless you
Yo snakes a pretty broken operator. No
a solid snake a good character yeah that's right I told you that's the best
off in the game right now
you might be planning to move that piece of the other team
Oh, so Stompin joined the stack after?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so Stompin basically just had sex with me, fucked me, and now he's joining.
Wait, no, he's gonna get actually out of the, he's playing.
He's in that game, I don't think he wants to wait.
So what are y'all doing your free time, bro?
Huh?
What are y'all doing your free time?
Dungeon?
Uh, yeah, drink the holy water that is.
Yeah bro, I mean, how old have you been go?
23.
Damn!
Dang!
You're like the same age bro.
I know I'm 21.
Dang!
Same shit, same shit.
Guys, nice guys.
Yo, Internet, like shit the bed, what's happening right now?
Okay, are you the youngest?
No, you have a...
Well, what?
Oh no no no, not in my family, no.
Yeah, yeah.
to younger sibling. Yo I wanted to shout he said you said you'll join after. Holy fuck I haven't
watched The Family Channel in a minute. What am I getting bro? Yo guys they're just me all am I
stuck in a black screen. Right ten years old. That's crazy now we're playing. That is I think we
all watched when we were like young. No we all watched him bro we all watched him. Yeah he's
right right right right. On my whole entire heartbeat I'm not raged man. What the fuck? Am I
much of it. What does that click
in your mind. All right. He's
started. Oh, did you hear? I
went to stop his chat. He said
that he'll play after if there's
room. Oh my god, bro. Is it
just mirrors my game getting
That's true, ha, it's...
Because you don't know who Roman Atwood is?
Bro, what is this, bro?
See what's happening here, bro, let's see.
Let's see, what are these guys doing these days?
What are everyone doing these days, chat?
Let's see, what are everyone doing these days?
Let's see, chat.
Chat, would you guys go on a date with me? Yes or no?
Oh, wait, chat, how do I fix my posture, bro? Like, I'm serious.
Chat, how do I fix my posture, bro? Like, I'm not trolling. I'm not trolling. I swear to God.
I ACTUALLY want some advice.
How do I fix my posture, bro?
How do I fix my posture?
See, you guys just laugh at me, bro.
You guys just laugh at me.
Bro, can you guys tell me how to fix my postures and laughing at me?
Like, what the fuck?
Yeah, my game literally just crashed, bro.
Like, I don't know.
I'm gonna go upstairs chat and turn the AC on, and I'm gonna get some chocolate.
Bro.
W vape.
yo just because I get upstairs to eat some chocolate does not mean okay does
not mean that I'm beeping bro hate from across the globe
They have a mausoleum I pinged.
the
new
road just had bought them
I'm going to get you.
Get clear.
Watch yourselves.
Hostile inbound.
Clear the blast area.
Swapping mags.
I'm gonna get this shit.
Oh
Where's this shitty ass like bro, what is that shitty ass song bro? Just fucking terrible though. She's gonna be ass
What time is it? 6.44. Chat, how long have I been live for? You know what I've been the
mood for? Chat, I'm low key in the mood for some Rocket League, bro. Chat, if I played
Rocket League, would you guys blow my house up? Be honest.
I need to chat. I need to queue. Chat, if I, am I allowed to play Rocket League?
Am I allowed to play rock league chat be honest me bro. Am I allowed to play rock league be honest?
Are you on deaf and now
Yeah, stop it. Hold on if stop it wins this round will cue another game
But if he's not we he only has to lose one round. I know by the way, you know, can you get yo?
I mean, go can you tell me how do I fix my posture?
Bro, what do you see my posture?
Go on my stream. I
Swear to God I'm over exaggerating
Oh my god, 1v1.
Oh, that's not even bad.
Is it that bad?
Why is your back so arts?
Is it bad?
Your back so arts like you're like trying to like show your ass off.
Is it bad?
I don't know.
I don't know why, but my posture is like that.
I don't know why.
You're kind of sexy though, yeah stop mingo stop
All right another random one go yeah, my phone definitely got high
Fucking me
All right, how much money do you think like X2C makes in a day from shooting?
Who X2C
Bro prime game one dealer just right now. No, no, just like a normal stream
Like nowadays or when he was in his prime like nowadays
like nowadays
Like nowadays, I'm actually used to average a hundred K views while gambling that's really ridiculous. I don't know that's possible
He definitely has over a hundred aims.
Right, Chad, should I get like a CS goal?
Chad, the thing is, I literally just retired CS goal because I just got, Chad, I just, I just got,
I just got um I just got um
Sorry, should I have autism bro? I have autism, it's okay. Anyway chat, what I was trying
to say was um I forgot what I was going to say. Oh yes thank you bro thank you thank
you thank you thank you Sammy thank you. I retired CSGO because I um I just got
Faced at level 10 so is there a point to go back into the game if I already got faced at level 10 like I already checked my
You know how like Alexander Alexander the great
Conquered like the whole world bro. I want to conquer and get all the high-ranked in every game
So is there is there a reason why to go back to face it and get face on 10 if I already got this little 10?
No, so you know what? I think we grind siege get face get champion and then after we get champion
we go and try to get SSL and Rock League. Nano, Al, shoot the chair when I let you zaps with the problem. God bless you.
You're never gonna get SSL, what do you mean bro, yes I know.
So you guys don't think you can get SSL really?
Well I know it's gonna take like hours, but like, chat with me.
Oh my god, I'm gonna let you kill him, man.
This guy's...
You know, Apple, I have an idea, bro.
Wait, which one?
Twitch?
Yes.
Okay.
I think that's just me and Laura, I'm not gonna lie.
the
the which which gets one of them
the fucking way along it's color is not
what is that
which was moved on
They most
That's gotta be came
Even I kill you're gonna be mad
Bro like how do I like okay
This is not so bad.
I'm double negative.
Alright, he's got a shooting.
Oh god.
Alright, what did I put that on?
He knows, uh, they're about to shoot me.
Hey, bro, how much did I kill these guys, bro?
You're so shaking.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god!
Alright, no, no, no.
Oh my gosh, Moda.
I think this game is actually cheating in a free brawl.
I'm saying bro. He looks weird. No, like I'm not moving he's pretty
You got pissed on good
Shut it slow sets better in this game or fast sets
It's like warming up his sheets for rank
I'm such a copery
Hey bro whoever using DMR
I
Know what I agree bro fuck this slow said shit, bro
Oh my what are you doing there shot by the wall trap with the two months I love
God bless you. I think that's from us, bro. These guys are using DMRs and a free for all, bro
What's up, it's here. I can't do it. 3, 3, 2
No, are we ready bro?
Okay, 3, 2
This is all the brain stoppers girl get shit in the room right here
Our staff these 17 months. I love you God bless you chat. Should we do a roblox autism test and see if I have roblox autism
No, stop hanging up now, they're not because it's remember they have barb everything GGs
All right
What gender are you, boy? Do you like sticking to your routines? Love routines.
Family! Don't family!
Do you feel... oh, what is this? Do you feel about... how do you feel about sudden planchases? Very stressed.
Do you enjoy small talk? Yes. How do you feel in a loud environment? Overwhelmed?
What does that mean?
Do you notice small details others miss all the time?
How do you react to bright lights?
Slight bother.
Do you prefer being alone?
Yes!
What does that mean?
How do you feel about eye contact?
Comfortable.
Do you repeat favorite songs and videos all the time?
Do you react to textures?
No.
What does that mean, bro? What does that mean, bro?
Do you enjoy deep interests or hobbies? Yes.
How do you handle interruptions?
Annoyed.
Do you like predictable schedules?
Need it.
What does that mean, bro? I don't understand.
How do you feel in crowded rooms?
uncomfortable who wouldn't be bro do you focus strongly on one thing oh my god
very strongly how do you react to unexpected noise like slight jump do you
prefer clear instructions absolutely how do you feel about multitasking okay do
Do you get attached to specific objects?
No.
How do you feel about change and routine?
Stressed.
Do you enjoy repetitive movements?
Yes.
Do you understand sarcasm?
Always.
Do you prefer quiet places?
Yes.
react to strong smells.
Notice it.
Do you like organizing things?
Sometimes.
How easy is it to switch tasks?
Very easy.
Do you prefer texting over talking?
Fuck no.
How do you feel about group activities?
Group activities?
Chat, what's a group?
How many people are in a group?
Chat, how many people are in a group?
Four?
Not great.
What does that mean?!
Do you replay conversations in your head all the time?
Alright.
Skip.
I'm gonna pay?
I
Chat ready
3, 2, 1!
What does that mean bro?
Yo yo yo, where do you fly through FTC?
Flight team stand up!
He talks like game chat, he's like weird.
Where do you talk?
I stop it here, yo stop it!
Yo!
Yo, so yeah, I'm gonna let you know bro,
I'm gonna play this game for every single day,
for the rest of my life, for 10 hours a day,
until I beat your shit, you ass, alright?
You ass, bro, I'll beat your mother.
I mean, okay, alright, alright, alright, alright.
You, not now, you guys, you can't say that.
I got rake 1 and 2 different confidence bro, it's not balsam
I've been trading
K.O. who's saying which? I never went trading!
When trading or something like that?
I never went trading, it's literally allegations
Yeah, nah you're right, you're right, you didn't want to pay for it
Thank you, thank you
What are they pushing bro?
He went out, he went out
I'm with you, you know
I'm fucking ready
Oh pushing the left to one door right
I'll be for me if he's on the door again. He is on my door. He is on my door. It's a BB. Yeah, it's one bunker
Yeah, I'm on two bunkers. Look at the head Zach, look at the head
One to fix it. I'm gonna go shock them to catch a wall, okay?
This guy is so low!
And two shots of the...
I don't even know if I'm gonna...
This guy got the side hatch.
Bro, and then this guy takes my kill.
What the fuck?
No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's low.
Nice.
Shot.
Alright, I know you're not playing with me, but I'm not in the game.
We should have fought.
Wait, oh, yeah
Yo, so like how like bro if I didn't ask buying account like all the skins on it, bro
What are the chances I get banned?
67%
Yeah, but
Squishy like I squished you bro. I'm calling me that shit, bro. Sorry guys. I swear to God
I try you guys are like the same game
By the way, I'm not kidding you would not you would not I swear on my life
You would not how many I'm GC. I'm GC to you
Y'all should do a brother bro. We could run to his bro, but you're in fucking Afghanistan. No, no, you're gonna do a bro
Brother bro
Was that we could do a bro?
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm ass about it, bro. I'm not kidding
16 and got first round it
Yeah, I feel like most
Oh my god, no are you in love with her shiver?
The thing that they have to love especially like twice. I don't know why you guys have the same name almost
What the fuck
You just stop cheating
I know what I need in this game. I need a little more confidence.
Wait, am I unmuted right now?
Yeah.
Oh, hello.
Two gams out. I can't hear you.
My name is Moodle, and this is why I'm the best Rainbow Six Siege player you have ever seen.
I'm gonna bait him. I'm gonna run to the right. I see him.
He's coming upstairs. Oh, yeah, they're double shielded me boys.
I'm with you, Ryan.
Okay.
Inbillie. I could see for your stairs when he's walking up, but I might kill you.
Should I give it up?
You know, I wanted to, like, not reinforce it. I'm the one, though.
He's dead, he's dead.
They might not be able to open it, bro.
Maverick. Oh my god, Maverick.
You should have died for so long. What am I doing?
Oh
Even the holes they have a C4 have a C4
Oh shit, I don't know where it's at
But these guys don't play or give like we're supposed to bro like aren't you supposed to like fucking
Bow
Take one up
I can't even do that to you. I'm an idiot.
What are you doing?
Nah, he's shooting at me.
You just killed the guy?
He robbed my shit.
Where is he?
Is he shielded?
Yeah, he's in the body.
There's another one out.
Oh my god.
No, you're fucking dead.
You're fucking dead.
I didn't mean, I sorta got at me too.
I'm so dead.
How do I burst a shield?
F6.
Long one, just like any other long one.
Yeah, make him plant, make him plant Mudo, okay?
Like hide.
I mean, he's behind you.
He's behind you, behind you.
Yeah, go to the top, uh, you can peek him, he has to hit Elimine, don't be scared.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Oh, he's sniping!
I thought you said I had Elimine on the door, did I not have Elimine on the door?
He defeated him.
Yo, that was a 4v3 by the way.
Oh, this guy, isn't that, that's the same guy that said, you have hacks or some shit,
he's fucking sniping.
The after this old man Monty. I swear. I didn't mean to I didn't mean to shoot you. I swear. You're fat-ass up to my way
I'm sorry. You fucking got in my way. I'm trying not to kill you
Knows was in my way
Oh my god, I'm saying bro. I'm telling you I swear to God. I thought he's fucking sniping this fucking pussy fuck
Yeah, no issues on everything. I love this guy right through me, bro
He is strange, I
Will sell it's all good as a matter of the best person
Let me literally we have the best players on this team right now us
We
Yes us
Go
Saying moody girl country on that nose
Look at this guy got off my dick!
This guy should get off my dick.
You ever thought about getting a nose job?
No bro, I'd scare your proportionate to my kidneys.
It's not even that big, it's just the latency above average.
Yo I need to get the pink drones, how do I get pink drones?
Bro, they gotta bring that ship back bro.
Bro, I want to buy an account. It's in the store. Oh
Bro, I want to buy an account
What is this you ever heard of it is really woodpecker
Like everyone's in this lobby this guy decides to pick on me
I can't kill a black girl, I'm dead, I'm dead, it's a 3v5, unless, oh they're not,
and yeah I thought I gave him a ride
I can wallbang man, but I'm out
so I've been with him all day
it's okay, I just left him
mode is a lot faster
the master ride
wait we have the cheater already
yeah that's what we like
wall my fucking are you dead ass big window it's okay nice shot is that met in
this game jump in and then don't move and then just sound war the whole game
no no that actually better okay these are doing that bro we lost around yeah
we lost there just changed type in playing shields all right yeah did you
You should see what he just said.
Oh my god.
Stop surprising and don't forget the shields yet in our 1v1, broske.
I was using shotguns, mollies.
Mollies?
What is that?
The fuck is a molly?
Are we gonna ask that?
I said we gotta like do our console shit.
Oh yeah.
To win this game, you know?
Yeah, yeah, that one thing.
I'm such a my raise.
Oh, I got breathed in bad, right?
Muda, can you breathe underwater?
Can I breathe underwater?
What's up, a dumba-
Ah, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Wait, where are we all playing with right now?
Robin?
Like who's our star?
Mudo and Kane.
Kane, Kane.
Okay.
They were saying it was Jay in my chat.
I was like what?
No, if it was Jay, you would know.
These guys are running out of man door.
We have no troves.
Zero.
They have a bandit.
I don't see what they had.
No, I'll get the fuck in.
There's really no way we win this game, right?
Lay down again, lay down again, he's gonna fry your shit with him.
What are you doing?
Yeah, I'm in a Yurikov.
Wait, why, why, what are you doing?
Yurikov, come here.
Why?
Let's all be together.
So there, slow master.
Slow master, slow master.
Now he's in trophy, he's right here, standing up.
I got one.
I got one about him.
They're gonna play I can't call you to know yeah, can you get the bandits?
You're gonna get C4
Watch out for C4 below
Once you get the bandits I can get the wall I get it right now
Three what he has over the call I got it Zach I got it
He's only they want me still the main wall still the main wall. He part right me. Well that part right me wall free kills late
I need that one too.
What?
Yeah.
Don't get flicked.
Yeah, yeah.
See flicking flicking.
I can't let you walk him in.
Yeah, on that, on that.
Walking down, like in that corner.
Can we kill him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's still two barcams up by the way.
I'm going to hack, I'm going to hack dancers.
Yeah, hack the seat for the back end, man.
I really need a big window.
One attic, one big window.
All right, hack, hack, hack.
I also have one call left.
I have one call left.
Yo, get in the back end.
One big window.
Listen, one attic, one big window.
I'm going to open the door.
I'm going to open this.
We're going to keep this.
I don't know when you're all over the call.
Can we drone the guy on attic?
Can we drone him, anyway?
I don't know where the smoke went.
I open the wall though.
I'm gonna try to see.
He's not on the wall though.
You wanna go?
I'm gonna call.
oh my goodness behind the yeah back there exactly where you're looking at
oh what the fuck
they just playing contact
i'm trying i'm trying
i'm trying to see bro
there
oh my god
I believe
I'm gonna float down back there
I swear all my life on everything I love they're sniping
Muda just lock in
Wait wait wait, you're saying lock in like I have a fucking USB when I plug in that wallhacks
Well yeah you do
I do, that's the boys
Bro listen Muda, can you just toggle for this one getting built
Bro please, we need this
I need the elo
I'm about to hit top two thing
Ghost I'm sure oh, yeah, I'm sure I love you beans with 18 months. I love you Chris Joseph a little page
I don't know
I know already the problem is you got to be with the four months. I love you see people I don't
church on TV that I love you know, I brought for one time. That's what I'm not sure what that even means
I'm sure what I love you are like something going on with the war right now or some shit. That's all I know
What's how hard you're trying to know clear the trap sign, you know what I'm gonna do
Who do I go though? You have to bring names for the what's it called?
I have news
E-Soy with the 20!
E-Soy, I love you, what the fuck?
20 gifted, oh my god
E-Soy, I think they're 20 gifted
It's bumpy going through the attic windows
It's okay, we got this round
are they basement they're basement right yeah basement can you break the door
right yeah and I got they I got two ADS's I got two and shot my sister I got
one pinner and two ADS's come back the door
I see I break it break it
should I burn you or anything
stand he's close right he's close right
close left
no one's here
What?
Alright listen, listen, I'm going to drop my slippers as well.
This game you're going to run at the kid.
Oh yeah.
Hold on.
Do you have any quotes?
He's in my closet.
Give me the time I can, Zach.
I'm going.
He's ready to shoot.
And he's swing the hall.
He just knows to swing the hall.
He just knows to swing the hallway.
I
Know this
Why are they all on me though like bro, there's like this there's stop there's no delay
But you guys all have delayed I
Have like a seven seconds like a five. I mean, it's not it's baseball. No, bro. That's literally no delay. They'll be back
It's out. Yeah, you do back up
the
,
Thank you.
What does that even mean what's f eight for scripts?
Press insert.
What does press insert mean chat?
What does press insert mean?
I'm in.
So what does press insert mean?
All right chat.
Do you guys mods want to pull mods?
Can we want to pull mods mods one more game or get off mods one more game.
game or get off chat one more game or get off right now mods one more game or
get off mods motor just needs to toggle and one more game or get off right now
mods are gonna pull if we get off how long have been live for six hours 30
minutes chat we're gonna play maybe like a little bit of rocket league like tiny
tiny little bit of rocket league or tiny tiny little bit of rocket league and
that's it we'll call there also chat be honest bro chat be honest with you guys
Suck a dick as a man for one million dollars
Would you suck a dick for one million dollars chat be honest?
We're so put the scoreboard I would suck one for free. Thank you guys are facing the back
Which there's nothing wrong with that, but I just need to be okay, bro
If you're gonna suck dick for free that means you're gay, which is nothing
I'm not such a TV but when I went nine and one yeah I do it for 10 K
Oh, what's my name? Oh, yeah, what the fuck?
Oh
Are you good, bro?
I'm an Adderall, bro. I don't know what's going on. I'm gonna start drinking coffee in the morning. I don't know why I started fucking with you.
Yeah, bro. You're off something. Yeah, I think I got it right up.
You guys don't drink caffeine at all? Nah, just water.
I mean, when I was 19, I used to drink only water, too. I mean, I still drink only water.
But, bro, like, you know, like, it's coffee in the morning, and then you go in the middle of the night, and there's some sort of...
What the fuck did you just say, bro?
Yo, who's gonna stop a lot a lot a lot of lesion a lot of lesion
Of you
It says it's pending
Combs it's good. Combs it's good. Combs it's good. Combs it's good. Combs it's good. Combs it's good. Combs
Jenny night with the tier one sub 11 so much BBL Brad
It's your one if it's all of you off the can mean with the 500 bits. I love you so much
I had sex with my brother yesterday with the shirt one appreciate you so much
Yeah, we're up on my Ella minds Valkyrie the plumber love you god bless you
This might be a better game from all of us I hope so bruh I mean honestly
I'm not gonna lie. I put like ass last round, but they were also on my stream
I'm gonna open up the door with you. We got this shit
Yeah, I'll go outside like OP. Why does everyone do it?
Yes
They're here
Nice what oh
I have the audio
See go with the five
I love you
I think it's on you
Yo, see you go with the five get that put up my ass. Thank you
You fuck are you doing?
He just shot the outside camera. I didn't rent him. He streams I've been on my life. He is
Oh, what the fuck
But even though I was a fucking thing I
I did not fight, I'll fight. What is he doing? Oh my god!
What the f***?
I'm here, I'm here.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
I mean this is unkillable.
Did you actually just lay your hooves, Genjul?
Play behind the Azami.
Play behind the Azami right here. Hold it.
Let's DMR.
Yeah, I like this.
Shoot the drone, Ryan.
Shoot the drone and then run.
Nice.
Just keep holding this.
Nice.
Wow, it's just such a good chemistry out of you two.
Exactly, we've been doing this shit.
Let's go, twin.
Muda, uh, Muda.
Yo.
Me and, uh, me and Slappy got banned from playing together because we used to like win every
tournament.
That's true.
I don't even know, bro.
Wait, actually?
You know, like, Muda, you don't really know the lore, but like, now I'm on PC and probably
right, but I used to like run console and controller.
How did I feel like switching from console to PC was like natural, right?
Yeah, it took like a few months.
Months?
Month so I get good, you know, well like to get good
Well, what why is that a bad thing I mean for the embraces I
Have my retainer in okay
But I'm running seven retainer. Oh my god, that's actually any PTSD bro
Right hate that shit. No, it's so ass. You know, you didn't have braces yet. No, I already had braces. That's why I'm
yeah bro bro I play these kids earlier they for me well we all did the
better
I appreciate the guy
What did I do to this?
What did I do to these?
What the hell?
Nah, so y'all are all like what the hell?
But last game I called it Israeli terrorist big nose
for four games straight
and nobody else said anything
Wait, what did they type? I had them muted
I had them muted.
Oh my gosh, no, they're just talking to me.
They're just like talking about me.
They told me to go back to the kitchen pretty much.
Guys, where are my runes?
Where are my runes?
Are you doing my swampy deck?
I bet you got it.
Guys, that was like fucking awesome.
RJ, I appreciate that very much.
Chas is a good, uh, Chas is a good, uh, all right.
They're like a full back side push they are yeah, they're open the wall Ryan if it all
things went to Monty Blonde them one HP and I can take what one HP on down
Yeah, who here has had braces before keep track of me or like a retainer a retainer or braces
Yeah, who here has had a braces or retainer before?
bro how ass was that girl my god I didn't know how ass was that shout my
teeth bad on the window for never wearing the retainer and he went on blue
one got the bro shields on me
black and I'm gonna push site now we lost bro I beat the blitz run beat the
I got you
They shot
Bro! Bro!
Should I get on site? Where are you guys?
What?
Impaler's run
Nice
Run
I think it's Blitz and Monty alive
Yeah
Two shields
Where are they?
They're gonna push the hallway
Monty's 1HP
What are you doing bro I don't know
Wait are you serious?
I'm just playing shields bro, it's so cringe bro.
Oh my god bro, what the fuck is that?
Well ban the fucking Ablux.
Yeah, this shit is so cringe.
Oh my god, can we get a normal game?
It's not possible bro, like every fucking streamer is on this game and we're all in
one team too bro, we ain't targeted by the entire country.
What fucking stream side stable Ronaldo game?
Oh my god, this is so AIDS. What the fuck is this?
Yeah, it's about the streamer mode on this game is useless because if you have track
curricula you see who you're pointing at.
Oh, that's on Valorant 2, bro. That's literally Valpro 2.
So basically this game is just terrible.
You know what, there's both.
No, there's an app on the iPhone that tells you...
Oh, on the phone? Okay, I haven't used that one. I'm not gonna lie.
It's fucking crazy, bro. It's actually...
I'm just gonna go Legion, right? Legion's like bad for shields that they come in. It's pretty good. Yeah, it's good
Yeah, bro, I mean, I feel like it just takes one company to have like
Higher IQ of like 80 to make a good game, bro. They're like, I should bring that
And like bro, no one wants to run the delay for rank
They're good at the same exact place
back there. If you guys want to start there in December. Yeah, I got this. I'm not actually
as quick as we're in the rank a lot. We're still, glue mines don't go invisible anymore?
Nah. But you get way more glue mines. You should put them like on the side of doors right
here
they're doing the same exact push bro
i got like three girls in that door
it's hard wobbling the way they're riding
just to scare me of the wall
can you keep wobbling it?
I got the wall soft, bro.
I'm so dead.
Ratchet's so dead.
I'm in wall.
Let me know what to do.
I'm on the wall.
I don't know what to do.
Yo, back there.
Bro.
I
You should be a car window of cars or no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
If I do a main
I open that main all the
One-second ego fight on this wall so I can run out or no
I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get yellow yellow
Let me only I just I just download that was
Yeah
one is that? or not?
huh?
where'd you die from? where'd you die from?
breach.
there's one.
breach.
give this up. give this up. I'm going to go over here.
okay.
it's like the whole angles are swinging to angles.
hold. hold angle to dmr.
I got it. I got it.
I got your yellow.
I'm not gonna push me right I'm gonna get yellow yellow yellow
Hey, I don't know who I'm down
Not to ball it right
Is there still one brief?
No, I don't think so. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there is he's behind us. Oh, yeah
Yeah, you just shit on the breach of here
I don't know this map bro like I don't understand
Nice
Wait, so you swap between console and
Me yeah, no, no, no, I only play PC now. Who's utensil
It's trimmer name. Yeah, who's the time? Who's time?
That's me
Easy Tenso
I'm not like a controller
Leave a note bro. I'm at some else horrible. Jordan appreciate 13 months, bro
Oh this game is like just chat. I feel like this bro. I feel like this game is all like I feel like this game is all
like math knowledge
It's all it is much and I don't know any of that bro. So I'm just getting like raw dogs, bro
It takes time to learn this game for sure.
Oh moodster, what is this cams, what the fuck is this?
But what is this?
What is this emote?
Oh moodster, how are you sugar plum?
AHHHHH!
Skill-based world that's here I want to love you.
Tafu Chan Zakao with that's here I want to love you. God bless you.
Pretty sure it's basement. Like 9th century.
I have a Kafka. Be careful, bro.
That's not for Kafka and traps.
Oh, fun dude, that's here I want to get to sub. I love you.
I
The opposite of that says I don't want to get laid basement basement basement. I'm captain was downstairs
I'm a I'm a so I can get wall. Let's get you guys you guys break the
I'm gonna try to I'm gonna go in from above
Yeah, I'm gonna take the bottom line. Yeah, I'm just gonna run up and think.
Making her hold up Muda. I'll probably get the stuff off in a second.
Bring her down spiral.
I got him, guys.
Yo, Ryan, go pick the very kill this guy, bro.
He's behind the red car.
Still behind the red car, I'm thinking.
He picked the very kill.
Are we dead?
There's a C4.
Haha.
We're in.
You're right, man.
Yeah, are you all making it?
Oh, we're in the red car.
Oh, my god, bro.
How do you shoot from the front?
There's a bunch of fucking.
Why?
Guys.
Oh, man.
You guys come with me, guys.
I don't know how to not kill this guy.
Let's get this on clash.
These guys are playing clash, captain and mirror.
Oh my god.
Bro, this is what the fuck.
Shot, captain, shot.
Oh my god, what even is that, bro?
I literally played these kids earlier, they didn't play like this.
I mean, I had a free kill, but...
Clash against the cheaters, it's gotta be.
What the fuck is this? Outlaw, what are you saying here, bro?
Giraffe? Do you need an apple?
Like, Outlaw, what are you saying, bro? What are you saying?
Do I look like a fucking giraffe?
Do I look like a fucking giraffe bro? Do I look like a fucking giraffe to you?
I think we just push admin. Yep.
Definitely gonna have a backward blue.
Why are they like, yo, what is good with these kids?
Every ranked game I play recently is just train cypher's every year.
Bro, I played these kids earlier, they weren't even playing shields. Like, I don't know what they're doing.
You just had underpain, bro.
So they don't have the cheater on their team this time
Yeah, that one can I was using a TV? Yeah
It's all right about this too
So I hate when like both happens in Valorant too, but like you'll get stream sniped
But what makes it worse is when the stream separate shit talking to so yeah, she's
out though just sit there and take it like a good boy like you just have to
do about it like you're fucking in for your competition
I'm following this drone upstairs upstairs upstairs
I feel like running trams what are you gonna take you
I'm gonna follow us follow you guys
I
We're gonna try to go in these windows
I
Mean all right if I go on I'm doing the left I'm gonna put it right
Make sure they're actually boring over
All right, you're good you're good to the left you're good to the right. I want anybody they can be super below
One more, one more. One side door, one binning, one side door, one binning.
Just show, just show.
Can you trim the side door?
I trimmed the guy's soda, hold up.
He's peeking, he's peeking, he's peeking.
On stairs, on stairs, on stairs.
Yes.
Chad, I think I like 3.2 more than 4x3.
Dead.
Oh my god, I'm dead.
Chad, do you guys like 3.2 or 4x3 more?
He's dead, he's dead right now.
What the heck?
I'm 20.
Nice.
Bro, I think I need to start getting in control of that stuff.
Walk shit down, Muda.
Walk shit down.
Did you see that shit bro? I just ran in there and killed two of them.
Yeah, you're right here bro.
I need more confidence.
I'm just scared between these angles because I don't know where I could die from bro.
Like, I don't know.
All these maps are new to me bro.
They could be.
I'm scared.
I think we've been a zombie.
A zombie?
I agree, actually, I agree.
I'm not gonna lie, I might call it after this one though.
Me too, it's my last one.
Okay, we have to win then, bro.
Down, down, down, down, down.
Uh, band line.
Yo, by the way, guys, what's a good like ADS sense?
Cause my shit's not on default still, like 70 for all of it.
Do you like fast sense or?
I mean, I don't know, like, what do you have it on?
Uh, I'm on 800 DPI, 66, like, vertical and horizontal, and 37 1x, and 61 2.5x.
These kids are so dog shit.
They're actually trying so hard, it's embarrassing, I'm not kidding.
Wait, Chad, why does he not let me alter my, uh, talking?
What does he say?
He said, mood to play with cheaters.
Ha ha ha.
He's been talking to himself, I think,
like the whole time.
No, literally.
I don't think none of us sent a message back.
This guy's literally having his time for himself.
He's been illusion.
What's a good, uh, I've been over a whatever the fuck character
to play?
Game rules isn't good, right?
If it's in a 5v5.
Yeah, it's good.
It's good, but you're just going to get flanked probably.
You're gonna be by yourself downstairs.
Well, no matter if you're like no mad.
Well, do the same push. I'm gonna push meeting breach.
All right, let's report.
So what do you say? I mean, bro, fuck this thing.
He just had a hard time.
Oh my God, how do I meet that?
He's muted.
Oh, why can't you send that?
Because he only put 1G.
He only put 1G.
well I mean like still no
running out this running out this I don't know I don't think he knows I know
secret about that I'm in your race yeah I'm gonna go repel can you kill him
he's very unfortunate
you guys push admin again let me open it let me open it yeah
I
Thought we're doing all over taking admin
I'm going to grab the side door, grab the side door game
I'm going to grab the side door game, back out of here
There's one two ping, there's one two ping
I'm going to go inside, I'm going to go inside
Two ping, two ping, back out of here
Oh my god, wait chat, 3x2 feels so good
Grab the side door game, that runs out game
Grab the side door game
I love shotgun bro
Grab this, you game, grab this
So I'm going to floor bring this guy
I'm gonna flip to every desk in meeting
Just patient patient everyone chill everyone chill one give me one sec. Let me watch this guy in the box. I think
Okay, you're gonna have to walk him this get down
I'm gonna take your table. I think you walk the hallway game
Joe Joe Joe let me take first of anything. I'm one. I'm one. Just one sec. One sec
I know that the future is down. No, they know it's down. I think one's playing like
Yeah, one to the box one key. That's okay once once
Yeah, they're gonna have to push them
Right there kicking your right
Go Blaine
That's behind you somewhere
Well, I got baited thinking they push this in there a right. Oh my god
I just miss his head oh
My god
This is like a little oh see this guy is one and five talking shit bro. She has one and five talking shit
Dude, they're literally begging for the most amount of please and but it's getting the discord bro. So I can hear this guy's fucking voice
I'm gonna go bird get me wall
watch legs I can see for it I'm getting off I wouldn't go through closet window
but I can possibly even do anything like solo because they're just stream
sniping to it's so no it's it's horrible bro I'm not he locked in though I'm not
gonna I'm killing everyone but like just in the turn bro is imitating
himself
right you could also remember
well i'm gonna say i had to play
what i have to repeat so that i have to do it
absolutely not
i think i'm gonna play ballerina after this
i'm off the skin too
That, where are you guys, come on.
Fuck no.
Bro, Rank is so boring.
Bro, I wouldn't even be boring though.
It's just the snipers that make it horrible, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Bro, I gotta get you in a tournament.
I mean, tournament would probably be the funnest out of all this shit, bro.
But you got to run in 45 seconds to lose.
Yo, confinement, can you stop sending one bit?
Confinement, stop sending one bit!
I think, oh, it's a game?
is that going to take root then we can get the wall
who's he?
meh
ungrateful al ungrateful al ungrateful
al ungrateful al ungrateful
no like he was by the stairs
Harry Potter is that?
yeah
who was it was it?
they just hid it in it
who was it?
I don't even remember it bro
He's in he's in all the way up one of the circuits walking on the circuit. Oh my god
Yeah, you're back to play. I don't know pianos. I'm not a quick turner. I'm about a quick turn piano
But now there's upsets down
Much adjourn yellow
Piano's clear. Class is clear
I'm going to ask this cat, you're going to get the gate, right?
I
Don't like
Yellow and yellow and yellow
No one's left. Oh, how do I go under fucking say? Can you paint the game? Can you paint it on behind your left mood up right there?
Yeah, I think the game
device in position
you can swing your right too but be careful
I mean I'm gonna come back to you guys, it's impossible
but do you guys have any control of anything or not?
I think he's just there, I think he's just there, he's got the one that got him.
Am I gonna go yellow?
This is like...
I'll go yellow, stay breach.
Or I'll go breach.
You say it, go yellow, go yellow.
Look at that, you gotta play him on the pillar, you gotta play him on the pillar, kid.
Nice, kid.
Or uh...
I'm gonna try to play him on the pillar, kid.
Where?
He's deep inside, in kitchen.
Yeah.
He's pushing the vice-plank.
oh my god that round means so much to me brice
Oh my god, thank you. Oh my god. Thank you my friend. Thank you. That was beautiful.
Oh my god. This kid just doesn't peek the vert and then obviously when I go breach
he peek the vert. I feel like it's impossible to take a gunfight in this game, bro. Like
it's fucking... This kid just played friends, bro. That's obvious. It is. It is. It is.
I'm just going to go on a rune or you know what um we played really good on a rune last
time.
Hit.
I don't know.
Just one more round.
Skulls, skulls, skulls, skulls, skulls.
I'm just going, yeah I'm at 130 ping it's impossible.
Die.
I'm just going, yeah I'm at 130 ping it's impossible.
Bro guys, seriously? Yo, can you guys stop sending one bit?
This shit's getting- Bro, yeah, stop, please.
Mods, can we fix the one bit please?
Bro, you need to fix it for me, bro, I'm not gonna-
Not a single thank you, you actually changed.
Thank you guys for the one bit, I appreciate it.
Thank you guys, thank you.
We didn't reinforce the wall, but fuck it.
Oh, where's the admin? Where's the admin? I'm gonna play admin then. I'm gonna play admin.
Like, where we push? No, I wouldn't play there. It's not the best spot to play.
Why? Why? Why? Why?
There's, like, four windows.
I mean, you could try, but... Good luck.
Oh, he did a buck below.
Um, two. Two. Two.
He got breached.
Got breached.
I think he's on her bow.
I've needed it.
No, you haven't needed it.
No one's holding spiral, bro.
It's barbed on it.
I'm not holding spiral.
are you good on?
yeah he's just a beat up
once the bait is kinda like, he walks out of the pit
that's me
I think I know a beat up
that beat up, he's just on the double door
I mean, you weren't wrong, bro, but this guy's like pretty far in the exact right way.
I can see what he does.
I don't know.
Whatever, bro.
Is he up yellow?
Pivley, someone hold that.
I didn't know I'm there, bro.
How does he know?
You're so sure I'm there, too.
I had to run.
That's both Doki calls, though.
That's Doki's far.
One yellow.
One yellow, one yellow.
Bro, I'm behind the wall again, bro.
Yellow.
There's a drone on your feet, be careful.
Where's that? Give him a scan.
You shoot it?
Up yellow.
Oh my god, shot!
Oh
Holy crazy-ass skin bro
Shit it all no
First bullet headshot in front of me
I'm gonna corner
Oh, good. I'm gonna default. Thank you
I didn't pick my aid there
Right there right there
Behind you guys, behind you guys, be careful, behind you
I'm not diffused
On the arrows, on the arrows
You gotta take it, I take it
Take it
Oh my god
Nice, nice
Love you baby, love you baby
Nice, nice
I
Thought five in a house give me off that fucking game bro. I'm done. I'll tell you wait Loki three more kills on what I had last game
Oh my god, fuck that shit.
That was a beast.
GG's boys.
That's the funniest game I've ever played.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you did it.
If you did the funniest, bro, the funniest.
Take care, guys.
GG's, take care.
GG's.
Have a good one, guys.
All right, chat.
Hey, bro, we won, but I'm not going to lie.
I went, I'm not going to lie.
I played like shit, but to be fair, chat.
They were fucking sniping, I swear.
All right, chat.
Let's play Rocket League until I lose.
Now, chat.
Listen, bro, unironically, unironically, unironically, unironically, unironically, unironically,
I think I'm the best Rock League player in the world, bro.
We're gonna play, we're gonna play Rock League until I lose, until I lose, and then we're
gonna play horror game chat, alright?
Alright, chat, then we're gonna play horror game, alright chat?
We're gonna play Rock League until we lose, and then we're gonna hop on a horror game.
Not chat.
Five nights at Freddy's or Outlast.
What did you all decide on?
We beat five nights at Freddy's four chat last night. We play we beat resident evil four
What are we gonna do this round what are we gonna do this night?
I'm gonna do a lot chat how long it takes to be outlast
Because if it takes a long time that shouldn't we just do five nights?
you
You
I'm like you hit them, hit them, hit them labels.
It's a short life.
Bad!
He sent you doubts on me.
He's a little bit into me, but follow to him.
Now, Chad, if any of you guys know this song,
I will give you guys $10,000, and suck your dick.
Fuck this shit me my ass
Fuck me in my ass
Where the barbecue pits and the mini bikes
Mini skirts in the seas and the Miller lights
Down my no-tables, who got big six?
Round from we do concrete backflips
Flip flop, flip flop, flip flop back
Do the Gettles round, bring hip hop back
Real niggas love me, they tell me keep it pushin'
The only niggas speak for wayside, it's such a book
Tommy Gerald's and them lockdowns up more
Said I should have it, it's all grace past the torch
That's how they feel, Jack, look this northern rap
This that project care cut, and the pool is set
This is where a whole safe front to them polis set
Reach a quota whenever I put a poll on the track
Nail gun, keep in the chain, ain't done
You ain't gotta like it cuz the rules don't look
Watcha young niggas show his ass fucked up
Hey, how's the whole process gonna be?
You ain't gotta like it cuz the rules don't look
Won't you know me, the shorts ass from the band
From Compton to Baltimore, I'ma kill it
I buy a Morgan, the minute the public house
The plastic couch of a section 810
And the regal window is tinted
The air conditioner broke
But I'm cool enough to ensure you my ride
It's an Escalmo, huh?
And I peel off and the mister get him
I close off and I blow off energy
From inner cities that we lost, huh?
I'm putting together one top of my back
And I live in a-
BAAAAAAA
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BAAAAH
You ain't got it like you pissed a little girl, no
And what you know, you make it short, it's ass time for
the
Homegirls tell me man I'm the shit
I break them off so they can buy some outfits
I thought they sons just packed a pair of some new tux
Give them the gang, school them on what's really important
That's how it was raised, the old G's hand me
Thirteen, fresh off the porch, sling it candy
But I'm rising now, showing my young niggas
There's other ways to get them dollars and bonds
coming down in the old school so cool
whip like a five ball, call it no cool
you don't know the tripination every throw through
put your ears to the speakers, I'ma show you
her painted picture so perfect
hit my CD, you see Mona Lisa in person
courtesy number one of B
got my grips and essays and all reach
one way, she's one way
Q ain't gotta like it, cuz the hood don't love it
What you know?
You think this song is that Sam Puppet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I got the whole plastic
you ain't gotta die
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Six-seven,
six-seven
six-seven, six-seven
That's the song of Sam Puppet
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I
I'm so serious!
you
Oh, I've said horror game, but you know what shot at the end of the day I am a fucking scammer
I'll see you tomorrow
All right, I'm true
I'm trying out your business. I don't know why don't you thought I had it for a second
Don't lie to me, don't lie to me, you thought I had it first,
you're gonna lie to me.
I got you bitch, I got you bitch, I got you bitch.
All right chat, now, can I go upstairs and drink some water
because I'm fucking thirsty, bro?
This shit is empty, look.
Hey!
You see, but it's empty, mostly.
So chat, I'll be back, I'm gonna get some water, bro.
I'm literally thirsty as fuck, I have no water in here, bro.
Chat, do you guys wanna come upstairs with me?
Do you guys want to come upstairs with me or is it okay if I take like five minutes to myself real quick?
George says it's because of what?
Y'all will close this eye, but chat if I flip the camera and you guys start spamming ugly chop terrorists bomber
Unending my stream
When I switch the camera it better be a bunch of high and nice things
One thing I got me
I'm gonna leave you here.
Really? Is that what we're doing?
Really?
Drink some water, so as I fill up my water bottle, how are you guys?
Anybody in the chat that want to go on a date with me, type 1, type 2 if you're a guy and
you just goon today, type 3 if you goon last night, type 4 if you goon twice today, type
5 if you like dinosaurs, type 6 if you like pterodactyls, type 8 if you like girls, type
Type not if you like guys. Type 10 if you want to see some apps. Type 11 if you want to take my pen and saw and see my dick.
Ugh.
I wonder off.
Someone in the chat said Jew water.
Like what the fuck does Jew water even mean bro?
Like what the fuck does Jew water even mean?
I didn't fucking drink water anymore, bro.
Like, what does Jew water even mean, bro?
I live in Canada.
I live in Canada, Ontario, bro.
What the fuck do you guys have?
Wow, I'm not a Jew.
I'm not a Jew.
I'm Lebanese, bro.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
That's the one thing that got me driven.
So if I accidentally slipped up
and sent the N-word on accident, hypothetically,
Would you guys clip it and report it to like the FBI?
Be honest.
Me tripping, this the one thing that got me tripping.
This the one thing that got me tripping.
This the one thing you did.
No, no, no.
All right, chat.
Now, let's open up Steam and play a horror game.
Awww, outlast.
Okay.
Um, I need to download the game
Well, I haven't played outlast in years, bro. I honestly forgot how it is. I forgot it's everything about that game. Oh
Um
Wait, so chat we did five nights at Freddy's for yesterday, but I already have five of the fiddles one
Just we not complete the series of finnaf one two three and four before we move on to outlast
Because I already have five minutes at Freddy's installed
Like bro chat if I download outlast right now
the thing is is
We're only gonna be able to play an outlast an hour a day until I beat it right like an hour to an hour and a half
Max a day until I beat it
But bro, I feel like we should complete the five nights at Freddy's series first before we move on to
And before we move on to
outlast. Dealing no deal. Mods I'm gonna pull. I know I ran a pull a couple hours ago but maybe
there's new people here. I know it's up to you. Mods wanna pull. Complete Five Nights at Freddy's
series first or go straight into outlast. Mods please make a pull. Mods make a pull. In the
meantime chat I'm gonna go on Roblox and try to risk some girls up.
Months when you run a pool please mods where are my mods?
Months outlast or fina first
Let me know y'all. Let me know all right while that loads up chat. I'm gonna go ahead and uh, where's some girls up?
Hello, oh my voice has to be able to hear it.
Guys, by the way, when I do this shit, I'm gonna hire my voice, bro.
So give me a second.
Alright chat, chat, when I do this, I need to raise my voice.
Alright chat?
Do you like how I look?
Yo, hello?
Do you like my hair?
Yeah, of course I do.
It looks very rainbow and uh...
No, like I need the red hair.
No, it's terrible.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, oh, okay.
I mean, what if you want me to be honest? You don't go to lie. I can do both
This is my favorite hair. This is like what
Wait, how wait wait wait, okay. Okay. Wait how old are you?
It's scary. It's a little too young. It's like on the dot bro
What the fuck are you supposed to be LTS?
Alright. Alright.
Hello?
Yo, Mora, don't skip, don't skip, nah-uh.
No, you're stuck with me, gangster.
Come here.
Where, where, where, where?
Come here.
Famous, I will give you $10,000 if you bring this arm wrestle. $10,000.
Right now, though! Don't load up your auto clicker! Shut up!
Okay, alright.
You're trash.
Did you just say the N word?
Yo!
Hey, what's going on, ZZ?
How are you?
How are you, ZZ?
What the f- what is on your- what is this?
WHAT IS YOUR CHARACTER?
I'M NOT A JUMP!
Hello?
Let's go homey.
Yo, what is that?
Bro!
Why are you disguising yourself as girls bro?
Are you serious?
Oh my god!
Yo, it's good!
what are you supposed to be bro what the fuck but what am what and what are you
but what is this
Yo, where are the girls, bro?
Like, oh my god!
Hello?
Wow, you're very good on the piano, cute puppy underscore 493.
Very good on the piano.
Where did you learn those skills from?
How do you how do you play a cute puppy 493 how do you how do you
I never I never I never
The fuck bro, what is this? Love you to the game dumbass damn
Yeah, how do you play five nights at Freddy's one this game is so fucking old
Wait, so chat, in order, what am I supposed to play the games in, in order?
From FNAF 4, 3, 2, and 1.
What order do I play them in?
No, no, no, no, no, no, someone said like you have to do it from like 4 to like 2 to
like 3 to 1 or some shit.
I don't know.
Is that true?
Or do I just start at 1?
What is the order of FNAF supposed to be played in?
For me it goes deadbeat dad with the 10 gifted bro.
Hey man, you might be a deadbeat dad to your kids, but to me, bro, you're an amazing dad.
Bro, I appreciate you.
Thank you for the 10 gifted, bro.
Thank you so much.
I love you, bro.
God bless you.
Thanks so much for the 10 gifted, bro.
You're allowed to put it in my ass whenever you want to.
All right, chat.
So...
Ah!
I just leaked my fucking emails.
Chat.
Okay.
Now do we put...
Chat.
Do y'all want one, two, or yeah, one or two first?
Moz, wanna pull?
Moz, run a pull.
Run a poll, mods, run a poll.
Or you know what, we'll fuck the poll.
Should we just do one?
Chat one or two, what do you want?
Mods, mods, run a poll, mods, run a poll.
Five nights at Freddy's, one or two.
Five nights at Freddy's, one or two, mods, run a poll.
And mods, change the title to not getting off
until we fully beat five nights at Freddy's.
Muda, I just finished my chores.
Can you restart your entire stream?
Like
What the fuck do you mean reset my entire stream? I'm eight hours into my stream. What do you mean reset my stream eight hours into my
Stream, what do you mean restart my stream? You done?
Bro, what are you saying?
All right chat one or two. Why is everyone typing to bro?
Yeah, it's too it's too it's too supposed to be
Just fine, that's a friend is too hard just fine that's it for these two hard
Oh
I'm not sure if I can make it.
Chop, please let me do it. Please. Let me leave the lights on
Please let me keep the lights on please. I'll do anything. I'll do anything. Please. Let me keep the lights on please
I'll do anything please
Please
Why oh my god
Good boy. Good boy.
Are y'all ready?
All right now chat before we start the game
Who here has max audio on who here has max audio on
Chat put it on your life chat put it on your life
You are going to have max audio on this entire one because I am not gonna be the only one getting jump scared bro
I am NOT gonna be the only one getting jumpscared. No, no, no, that's not how it works, bro
That's not how it works on your life. I will have it on max audio
Why my life I have it on 1% walla
Bar anyway, let's go. All right new game
Oh my god, I'm gonna get beds over and fuck my fucking Bonnie, aren't I?
Oh god, bro, being in the basement all that dark is so scary.
Okay, what am I supposed to do?
Yeah, okay, what am I supposed to do?
Hello! Hello! Hello and welcome to your new summer job at the new and improved Freddie Paterson's pizza.
I'm here to talk you through some of the things you can expect to see in your post here.
So Jack, what am I supposed to...
...get started down this new and exciting career path?
Now, I want you to forget anything you may have heard about the old locations, you know.
Some people still have a somewhat negative impression of the company,
that old restaurant was kind of left to rot for quite a while, but I want to
reassure you that free entertainment is committed to family fun and above all
faith. They've spent a small portion on these new animatronics. Facial
recognition, advanced mobility, they them at the walk around during the day.
But most importantly, they're all tied into some kind of criminal
database so they can detect a predator a mile away and we should be paying them to
guard you. I don't get how do you beat this game?
You're only the second guard to work at that location. The first guy finished his week to
complain about conditions. We switched him over to the station.
What is this mask for? Chat, what is this mask for?
to move around at night, and even attempted to get into his office.
Now, from what we know, that should be impossible.
That restaurant should be the safest place on Earth.
Press escape and turn on the tracer settings.
Press escape and turn... um...
A game crashed.
BAM!
You're actually a fucking retard. I fucking hate you.
Yeah, I should ban that guy, please.
Yeah, I should ban that guy.
Okay, wait Jack so what what is what is putting on my mask me chat?
I'm gonna mute the call all right. I just muted the call. Okay, so chat what do I do when I when
When do I put on the mask?
When the animatronics enter the room, you put it on instantly.
There's no closed door. I don't get it
The mask wait, what do you mean wind up the music box? What do you mean?
Bro, how the fuck do I beat this game?
Where's this message sent?
You can use that to protect it when the doll comes to you.
Bro, I don't understand.
So what is the light supposed to do?
What the fuck are these stickers?
Why is that a fucking thing bro?
The light is to see- Okay, middle light is when Foxy appears to get rid of unused lights
to your left and right and check vents.
When an animatronic comes into the room with you or is almost out of the vent, put the
mask on until they leave.
The mask protects you from dying.
So Chad, do I need to be on cams at all?
Chad, do I need to be on cams at all other than winding up the music box?
Other than winding up the music box, do I need to be on cams at all?
Ellie, 8 with the tier 1, I love you, God bless you, brother, should you-
Pshh, pshh, pshh, God bless you, I love you.
Check vents before you do music box, okay?
So Jack am I doing good?
Am I doing good like this boom check left check middle check this boom do this
Okay, now chat what happens if it's in the middle? What do I do when he's in the middle?
Do I just flash the light at him until he leaves?
What do I do when he's in the middle or for example if they're here?
Spam flash on Foxy, others will only get close to you and you can only get rid of them with
the mask so chat only only flash the middle one but it's uh what does that
mean what does that mean a lot but a lot but what does that mean what does that
mean
What do you mean Nenzen Yahu is calling?
What does that mean?
Oh
Chad do I put the mask on if he's in the vent yes or no
what do i do what do i do
So when they're here, I put on the mask chest. So when they're here, I put on the mask
What about that?
How about that?
can i die im too late am i dead am i dead
All right, that was like a toilet.
If the flashlight doesn't work, it means they are moving.
Okay, so Chai, if they're here,
Chai, if they're here,
flashlight, or mask.
If I do here,
mask.
Whoa
Now chat what if they're like in the middle
Then what if how close do they have to be?
Would have moved camera chat. Where do you guys want camera? Oh, it's not bad. It's not
bad. Take it off cams world. I'm gonna beat your ass. What do you mean turn the camera
off from a streamer! I'm 14. What the fuck does that mean? Shot? What does that mean?
Where's balloon boy mean?
Why are people spending D-Gloved in my chat?
Why are people spending D-Gloved in my chat, bro?
Yo, bro, stop.
You just scaring me, bro.
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
Oh, what does that mean?
Do you guys send flashlight at Foxy if he's here?
Right?
Well, it's not doing shit!
Hello?
So, what about Freddy Chat?
like do I flash him?
My god
Get flash bitch look at my dick
I have no more flashlight.
Who is that close right chat?
Chet, who the fuck was that close right?
What the fuck does mangle mean?
What does mangle mean?
So we're cheating in five nights at Freddy's.
I'M NOT CHEATING!
I
Chime I doing good so far
Hello, hello.
Yeah, could be, would have any problems.
Did, uh, Potty have a repair the whole way.
What you curious.
They tried to remake boxes, you know
Shut your bitch ass up pussy
So why is it so fast a
Little rude are we I know I'm sorry, bro. He's just yapping in my ear bro. Like I don't know
There's only room for one streamer chat, right?
Chad, would you guys rather have a sh- as a streamer chat? The guy on the phone or me?
Who would you guys rather watch for 8 hours a day, Chad? The guy on the phone or me, be honest?
The guy on the phone.
The phone guy.
Muda, I have to know, do girls like your big ass fucking nose?
I mean, Jesus, guys, I'm trying to play some fucking, uh, some, some fu-
What the fuck is that?
Chad, what do I do- What is that?
Chad, when do I put on my mask?
Hello.
When do I put on my-
I
Is that too soon or no
I'm dead, jeez, I'm low.
So chat, when do I put on the mask?
Check when do I put on the mask I don't get it
Yeah, he was pretty close when he's inside the room
Hello.
I just tear the fuck out of me bro.
was that enough time chat on on on uh on uh what's his name
fuck
Uh, chat? What do I do here? When do I put the mask on? When do I put the mask on?
Why are you guys spamming cheater?
Cheater
Well, I'm not a cheater at least after I tell y'all I'm not a cheater. I swear to God
Why are they all looking at me?
Chat the reason why they're so good he's so good at this game is because he can smell when they're close
Flash foxy only three times. Chad is that true? Is it only three times?
Three but beat five to be safe.
Oh
shutters my battery good or am I cooked?
I
Oh
Shut them these two cool. I'm dead
I
Let's go
Oh my god
So now we're using God mode, what do you mean? I
Spawn I'm not cheating bro. Why would I cheat?
In five nights at Freddy's why would I cheat in five nights at Freddy's bro?
Why would I cheat in five nights at Freddy's bro? Why would I cheat in five nights at Freddy's?
5th night.
Is this even possible?
Who's the gremlin top right?
Mods? Look for that message, Bannum.
Justin and B
I
Fucking bitch my headphones were off. I still got fucking scared
Oh
Sha, how did I-
Ugh.
Bro, what the fuck?
I almost beat the game without dying once.
Sha, I don't know what to do.
I ran it up-
Sha, I don't know what to do.
Bro, hey, uh,
if balloon boy is there, what do I do?
Your hacks stopped working.
Fuck you, you fucking pussy, fuck you.
I
Hi hi hi hi
So how do I get rid of him bro?
So what happens if the box is low?
Like what happens if the box goes low?
Hello.
I'm glad you're here.
I
F**k.
It was- how?
What went wrong?
What went wrong though?
I lifted it too early.
Oh my god.
I'm so sorry.
too early all my fucking goodness fucking serious
well you're so retarded bro what you said me
Did I scare you bro fuck chats
Was that the closest we got?
Come on!
AAAAAAAH!
Hi.
Bro, I did my battery bro, my battery.
There's just so much happening.
There's just so much fucking happening.
Flashlight left.
I'm so dead.
I'm dead.
I'm the best player ever!
Oh my god, I'm the best player ever!
Oh my god!
I actually have abs!
How much money did I just get out of that bro?
How much money did I just get out of it?
A hundred dollars and fifty cents for all that!
Give me off this shitty ass fucking game.
Get me off of this shitty ass fucking game bro.
me off that I just risked my life to get fucked by Bonnie Chica Wolfie Sophie
Baloney and that fucking little high kid for a hundred dollars for a hundred
dollars for a hundred dollars
I
Well, what the two with the two on 11 a jcl with the two and I love you roll the last underscore
It was here with your love you gave the three months. Love you cry with the eight months. I love you
I'm not Drizzy with the prime. I love you for the two and I love you and math with the two and I love you
That was you I chat a
W stream chat. Yes or no, bro. Chat W stream. Yes or no chat W stream chat. Yes or no
mood dude night six 420 gifted chat how hard is to one at how hard is the six
night I don't know bro I said I think I want to call it bro I'm not gonna watch
I still need to eat and go to the gym bro chat I still need to eat and go to
the gym bro I still need to eat and go to the gym bro I need to eat and go to
the gym chat I can't bro I can't I can't I can't can't I can't I can't but chat a
chat chat chat W stream yay nay or gay
chat w stream yay nay or gay part timer what do you mean part timer though
chat what do you guys mean part timer but what does that even mean bro what
does that even mean chat what does that even mean bro all right chat tomorrow's
game oh wait wait wait chat tomorrow segment I don't know if you guys know
but tomorrow segment chat tomorrow what are we doing chat tomorrow we're doing
PC check make sure I need to make sure I delete all my hacks off-screen
All right chat segments tomorrow PC check, okay
Muda verse
What's his name?
Mooda and Jinxie vs Stompin.
And then those are two really big segments right there so then we're gonna throw in some
road, yeah that's it.
That's all the events we have tomorrow.
Other than the main segments, like Rocket League and fucking Road to Champ, all that
That's shit.
Chad, do I look like a monkey?
Be honest.
Chad, do I look like a monkey?
Wait, am I balding?
Guys, I'm not balding.
It's just my headset, bro.
It's just my headset.
Chad, it's just my headset, bro.
It's just my headset.
Stop.
Can you please call Drake and ask him when Iceman's dropping?
Gotcha.
Hey Siri, FaceTime Drake!
I don't see a Drake in your content.
Cue the music. Cue the music, bro. Cue the music.
Hey, cue the music, bro. Cue the music.
you