{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 29.560000000000002, "text": " last minute of the watch party chat"}, {"start": 29.560000000000002, "end": 33.36, "text": " Not a bad show not a bad show chat not a bad show"}, {"start": 34.120000000000005, "end": 39.760000000000005, "text": " Not a bad show at all chat not a bad show at all. I'm not late"}, {"start": 47.040000000000006, "end": 49.040000000000006, "text": " Chat fill me into everything"}, {"start": 49.84, "end": 52.92, "text": " Fill my asshole fill everything chat"}, {"start": 52.92, "end": 56.88, "text": " I'm only a little late chat chat chat only a little late, bro"}, {"start": 56.88, "end": 61.84, "text": " Only a little late chat. It's not even that deep bro. Not even that deep only little late"}, {"start": 62.120000000000005, "end": 65.16, "text": " Chat one is the game and chat how many more minutes do we have left?"}, {"start": 66.24000000000001, "end": 69.68, "text": " Chat how many more minutes do we have left? How many more minutes do we have left?"}, {"start": 73.88, "end": 80.26, "text": " At least like probably like gotta be like at least 30 more minutes, right 30 seconds"}, {"start": 80.26, "end": 82.26, "text": " actually"}, {"start": 87.38000000000001, "end": 95.38000000000001, "text": " Well, I have a 30 minutes at least 30 seconds. Yeah, how much did jimsy score the jimsy score? No"}, {"start": 100.10000000000001, "end": 105.64, "text": " So, oh, oh my god, he won't he is the main character right now"}, {"start": 110.26, "end": 121.98, "text": " oh my god wait penalties oh my god"}, {"start": 121.98, "end": 126.9, "text": " check who has better penalty wait wait check where's the better goalie who has"}, {"start": 126.9, "end": 133.22, "text": " a better goalie who has a better goalie who has a better goalie x or sketch x"}, {"start": 133.22, "end": 135.22, "text": " What a sketch chat. Who's the better goalie?"}, {"start": 140.22, "end": 145.22, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm excited. Someone bend me over and fuck me."}, {"start": 146.22, "end": 148.22, "text": " Oh my god. I should be excited bro."}, {"start": 149.22, "end": 153.22, "text": " How much aura does Jixi have today bro? How much aura does Jixi have today?"}, {"start": 154.22, "end": 158.22, "text": " How much aura does Jixi have today right now? How much aura does Jixi have right now?"}, {"start": 159.22, "end": 160.22, "text": " How much aura does Jixi have right now?"}, {"start": 160.22, "end": 165.64, "text": " He has two goals. Oh my god. Oh my god"}, {"start": 169.76, "end": 171.76, "text": " Two goals"}, {"start": 173.86, "end": 178.72, "text": " Chat so in like regular like FIFA games like for example, let's imagine this is like the World Cup"}, {"start": 179.0, "end": 181.6, "text": " Would the score be 10-10 right now or no?"}, {"start": 181.6, "end": 195.35999999999999, "text": " I don't watch football. I'm more of like a basketball player. I watch basketball, but"}, {"start": 195.35999999999999, "end": 202.48, "text": " yeah, bro, does this motherfucker have golden diamond chains on and a Sidemen charity match?"}, {"start": 202.48000000000002, "end": 214.04000000000002, "text": " So chat like what yes, so what what would be like a normal score and like a normal game?"}, {"start": 220.44000000000003, "end": 226.68, "text": " Chat should we watch uh chat how long do these take until the the penalty start should we watch some highlights?"}, {"start": 227.60000000000002, "end": 229.60000000000002, "text": " Should we watch some highlights or no?"}, {"start": 229.6, "end": 241.68, "text": " I'm not that late, am I?"}, {"start": 241.68, "end": 243.32, "text": " I'm not that late, right, chat?"}, {"start": 243.32, "end": 245.35999999999999, "text": " Chat, I'm not that late, am I?"}, {"start": 245.35999999999999, "end": 246.35999999999999, "text": " Like, be honest, bro."}, {"start": 246.35999999999999, "end": 247.35999999999999, "text": " Am I really that late?"}, {"start": 247.35999999999999, "end": 251.51999999999998, "text": " Like, chat, I'm not that late, am I?"}, {"start": 251.51999999999998, "end": 253.92, "text": " You're only two hours late."}, {"start": 253.92000000000002, "end": 258.92, "text": " You started stream with 30 seconds left until the penalties."}, {"start": 258.92, "end": 264.32, "text": " Brother, the matches over were in penalties now."}, {"start": 264.32, "end": 268.20000000000005, "text": " You couldn't be any later, brother."}, {"start": 268.20000000000005, "end": 270.20000000000005, "text": " You're 20 goals late."}, {"start": 270.20000000000005, "end": 271.20000000000005, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 271.20000000000005, "end": 277.20000000000005, "text": " So, um, yeah, I'm gonna leave it to these guys, some guys haven't scored, I want them"}, {"start": 277.20000000000005, "end": 280.20000000000005, "text": " to score, I want all of us to go home tonight knowing we scored at Wembley."}, {"start": 280.20000000000005, "end": 281.20000000000005, "text": " It's crazy."}, {"start": 281.20000000000005, "end": 283.68, "text": " My man, alright, get back out there."}, {"start": 283.68, "end": 290.56, "text": " Penalty he scored it fair and triangle. I can't believe Jinxie scored two goals. I knew he was gonna score one goal"}, {"start": 290.56, "end": 293.3, "text": " I knew he was gonna score one goal, but it was crazy"}, {"start": 305.38, "end": 307.94, "text": " It's the chat, what is this what am I looking at? Oh"}, {"start": 307.94, "end": 314.94, "text": " Oh wait, what is Jinxie's rating?"}, {"start": 314.94, "end": 320.42, "text": " Jason Noreen has a 4.6 rating."}, {"start": 320.42, "end": 325.14, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 325.14, "end": 327.62, "text": " Sketch has a 2.3!"}, {"start": 327.62, "end": 335.02, "text": " XQC has a 2.4!"}, {"start": 335.02, "end": 336.02, "text": " Where's Jinxie?"}, {"start": 346.62, "end": 347.62, "text": " He's on the bench."}, {"start": 355.12, "end": 357.62, "text": " 8.7!"}, {"start": 365.02, "end": 368.74, "text": " Oh, it's Loki locked in this game."}, {"start": 368.74, "end": 388.74, "text": " Damn, bro, there's genuinely 90,000 people like, is this like a regular football game?"}, {"start": 388.74, "end": 393.85999999999996, "text": " Like, is there, like, when a football game gets played, is there usually like 90k people"}, {"start": 393.85999999999996, "end": 394.85999999999996, "text": " watching it?"}, {"start": 394.86, "end": 396.86, "text": " I'm sure you would take first 10."}, {"start": 396.86, "end": 398.36, "text": " Yeah, this could be."}, {"start": 398.36, "end": 399.36, "text": " Damn bro, like..."}, {"start": 399.36, "end": 400.36, "text": " It's a go actually, isn't it?"}, {"start": 400.36, "end": 401.86, "text": " So yeah, it definitely is that."}, {"start": 401.86, "end": 404.86, "text": " I mean, if you've not had the best game, would you want to take a penalty?"}, {"start": 404.86, "end": 409.36, "text": " I think, if someone says to you, you haven't scored a Wembley, do you fancy a go?"}, {"start": 409.36, "end": 410.86, "text": " You've got to say yes."}, {"start": 410.86, "end": 414.36, "text": " Chad, do you guys ever think Alvin will be on the side of the Manchurian match?"}, {"start": 416.36, "end": 418.86, "text": " Chad, do you ever think Alvin will be on the side of the Manchurian match?"}, {"start": 420.36, "end": 420.86, "text": " Bruh."}, {"start": 420.86, "end": 441.2, "text": " probably would find their way to cheat in it you can be the water boy"}, {"start": 450.86, "end": 474.66, "text": " Oh my god, down to penalties."}, {"start": 474.66, "end": 480.14, "text": " Bro having it on penalties has gotta be like the worst way to lose, no?"}, {"start": 480.14, "end": 485.14, "text": " Bro, there is no way in hell XQC is saving a single fucking ball, bro."}, {"start": 503.14, "end": 504.14, "text": " That was close."}, {"start": 507.14, "end": 508.14, "text": " That was close."}, {"start": 510.14, "end": 513.22, "text": " I mean, to be fair, I think that's easy."}, {"start": 513.22, "end": 516.62, "text": " Well, so, Chad, is it hard to be a goalie?"}, {"start": 521.46, "end": 524.74, "text": " Would that count as a penalty?"}, {"start": 524.74, "end": 525.58, "text": " Check that out."}, {"start": 525.58, "end": 528.46, "text": " That counts as a penalty?"}, {"start": 528.46, "end": 531.5, "text": " Would that count as a penalty?"}, {"start": 531.5, "end": 532.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 532.5, "end": 534.5, "text": " Real JJ."}, {"start": 534.5, "end": 535.7, "text": " Can he level it up?"}, {"start": 535.7, "end": 556.4200000000001, "text": " the manager needs to get picked up by his players that would be difficult"}, {"start": 558.0200000000001, "end": 564.1, "text": " listen that I think sketch is going to sit there absolutely it's the dream stuff"}, {"start": 564.1, "end": 569.3000000000001, "text": " the youtube all stars but what is this is this kai sanat who is that by the way"}, {"start": 569.3000000000001, "end": 574.4200000000001, "text": " going up next representing Spain 16 million subscribers behind them"}, {"start": 574.4200000000001, "end": 578.02, "text": " listen you've got the shorts rolled up once again I'm not even sure if it's"}, {"start": 578.02, "end": 582.26, "text": " deliberate at this point but it looks like kai sanat what the fuck is that"}, {"start": 582.26, "end": 586.3000000000001, "text": " looks like kai sanat a little bit I think he scores Spain they produce"}, {"start": 586.3000000000001, "end": 590.3000000000001, "text": " great footballers I'm not racist"}, {"start": 590.5000000000001, "end": 599.7, "text": " will it be a blend come on X one come on X"}, {"start": 599.7, "end": 601.7, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 618.1, "end": 620.1, "text": " My god, that was close"}, {"start": 620.1, "end": 622.1, "text": " What you need to go"}, {"start": 624.58, "end": 629.8000000000001, "text": " Well, he bro, I'm not gonna like that sketch looks like the better goalie. I don't"}, {"start": 630.1800000000001, "end": 634.16, "text": " It's like sketch more athletic. I don't understand. He looks faster"}, {"start": 634.62, "end": 637.24, "text": " Sketch looks faster than X. I don't know why"}, {"start": 641.22, "end": 644.02, "text": " How's he got over the jet lag oh my god laser"}, {"start": 650.1, "end": 651.1, "text": " For the life!"}, {"start": 651.1, "end": 652.1, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 652.1, "end": 653.1, "text": " Laser beam."}, {"start": 653.1, "end": 654.1, "text": " It's it!"}, {"start": 654.1, "end": 655.1, "text": " Oh, it's done!"}, {"start": 655.1, "end": 656.1, "text": " I think he's playing us in rules."}, {"start": 656.1, "end": 657.1, "text": " The Ossum don't rule this sport."}, {"start": 657.1, "end": 660.1, "text": " It's the Nightmare Star for Joshy's So I've Meant To."}, {"start": 660.1, "end": 676.1, "text": " We could see his to repeat yourself and the All Stars come out on top of penalties."}, {"start": 676.1, "end": 677.1, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 677.1, "end": 693.4, "text": " God oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god"}, {"start": 693.4, "end": 703.88, "text": " wait so siren has two misses but YouTube all stars have two goals bro X X you have to"}, {"start": 703.88, "end": 711.08, "text": " fucking save this bro X you have to fucking save this come on X come on"}, {"start": 711.08, "end": 713.08, "text": " Come on, X! Come on, X!"}, {"start": 733.08, "end": 735.08, "text": " It's over, it's a Gigi's."}, {"start": 737.08, "end": 739.08, "text": " Alright, Gigi's."}, {"start": 739.08, "end": 744.64, "text": " Chat is uh Jinxie on the red team or the the black team. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa"}, {"start": 745.6, "end": 749.2800000000001, "text": " Okay, whoa, is that YouTube all-stars team or is that Simon team?"}, {"start": 749.9200000000001, "end": 753.5600000000001, "text": " All right, so so see Jinxie just got sold"}, {"start": 761.64, "end": 764.36, "text": " Okay, maybe we see a comeback"}, {"start": 764.36, "end": 769.82, "text": " maybe we see a comeback wait never mind"}, {"start": 769.82, "end": 773.98, "text": " wait is it possible to come back or is it"}, {"start": 773.98, "end": 779.48, "text": " impossible bro if Sideman scores all three"}, {"start": 779.48, "end": 785.1800000000001, "text": " and X saves these two it is fucking"}, {"start": 785.1800000000001, "end": 789.74, "text": " possible xQC needs to save this to win"}, {"start": 789.74, "end": 792.22, "text": " the game so when the game extra see"}, {"start": 792.86, "end": 794.94, "text": " If you listen if he misses this he loses"}, {"start": 803.8000000000001, "end": 805.8000000000001, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 822.22, "end": 827.22, "text": " And it's the last time the players have had a penalty from this side."}, {"start": 827.22, "end": 830.22, "text": " It's three, and Sideman wins."}, {"start": 833.22, "end": 836.22, "text": " The YouTube World Stars have a box again."}, {"start": 836.22, "end": 839.22, "text": " Stay there and look what it means to him."}, {"start": 840.22, "end": 842.22, "text": " He's got to pick the air."}, {"start": 843.22, "end": 845.22, "text": " He needs to see someone."}, {"start": 845.22, "end": 847.22, "text": " He's not staying."}, {"start": 847.22, "end": 849.22, "text": " He's got to win."}, {"start": 849.22, "end": 854.22, "text": " As you can see, unlucky this time, sketch comes out on top."}, {"start": 855.22, "end": 859.22, "text": " What a shootout, what a game."}, {"start": 859.22, "end": 861.22, "text": " We'll see what the nails make of it."}, {"start": 865.22, "end": 867.22, "text": " He's only going to do it."}, {"start": 867.22, "end": 870.22, "text": " Kyle Friesi said he would lead the YouTube All Stars to victory."}, {"start": 870.22, "end": 873.22, "text": " And he's doing it on penalties. What happened to the Sidemen?"}, {"start": 873.22, "end": 876.22, "text": " I don't know what happened in those penalties, I'm going to be honest."}, {"start": 876.22, "end": 881.82, "text": " They were pretty impressive, but for whatever reason the penalties did not go to plan especially Jack Joseph's"}, {"start": 882.82, "end": 884.82, "text": " Oh my god, no way"}, {"start": 899.74, "end": 901.74, "text": " My god, how do you guys think?"}, {"start": 901.74, "end": 906.54, "text": " Jinx he feels it out. You think Jinx he doesn't care. He just scored two goals. You guys think Chad"}, {"start": 906.54, "end": 910.38, "text": " You guys think Jinx he cares or do you guys think?"}, {"start": 911.86, "end": 913.86, "text": " He's a little cheese"}, {"start": 921.42, "end": 925.66, "text": " How do you send the injury the guy that scored the winning penalty?"}, {"start": 925.66, "end": 929.62, "text": " I missed his boss. He ended up going through my ankle, but we're OK."}, {"start": 929.62, "end": 931.5, "text": " And how have you been celebrating tonight?"}, {"start": 931.5, "end": 933.86, "text": " I'm going to bed, mate. Yeah, I'm going to bed."}, {"start": 933.86, "end": 936.74, "text": " My old age is creeping in. I'm going to go home and relax."}, {"start": 936.74, "end": 938.18, "text": " Yeah, I remember hitting 30 as well."}, {"start": 938.18, "end": 940.5, "text": " Well, go and enjoy it, man. Great job."}, {"start": 940.5, "end": 942.62, "text": " Else, we've got AB there. That's right."}, {"start": 942.62, "end": 944.9, "text": " AB, come in. Come in the frame."}, {"start": 944.9, "end": 948.18, "text": " I mean, what happened in those penalties just then?"}, {"start": 948.18, "end": 950.18, "text": " Honestly, at halftime, I just went on TikTok"}, {"start": 950.18, "end": 953.4599999999999, "text": " and I went on my mentions that just all AB misses an opening"}, {"start": 953.46, "end": 963.5400000000001, "text": " So, we're on the Sidemen charity match and this guy is on TikTok on the bench."}, {"start": 963.5400000000001, "end": 969.94, "text": " There's 90,000 people in an arena looking at him and he's on the bench on a TikTok"}, {"start": 969.94, "end": 981.14, "text": " scrolling."}, {"start": 981.14, "end": 987.14, "text": " They should have put you on goalkeeper because your nose is long enough from post-to-post to save all the goals."}, {"start": 987.14, "end": 988.14, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 994.14, "end": 996.14, "text": " Like, why are you guys retweeting that?"}, {"start": 996.14, "end": 999.14, "text": " Why are you guys retweeting that?"}, {"start": 999.14, "end": 1001.14, "text": " Why are you guys retweeting that?"}, {"start": 1005.14, "end": 1007.14, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 1007.14, "end": 1011.9399999999999, "text": " Watch my video to find out how much money did they donate, chat."}, {"start": 1011.9399999999999, "end": 1017.66, "text": " SidemenFC SidemenFC."}, {"start": 1017.66, "end": 1018.78, "text": " How much did they donate?"}, {"start": 1018.78, "end": 1019.9399999999999, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 1019.9399999999999, "end": 1025.1399999999999, "text": " Can we see how much they donated?"}, {"start": 1025.1399999999999, "end": 1028.06, "text": " $6 million, $4 million."}, {"start": 1028.06, "end": 1029.5, "text": " Chat, should I donate five bucks?"}, {"start": 1033.06, "end": 1035.98, "text": " I'll donate $5 off stream, chat."}, {"start": 1035.98, "end": 1040.6200000000001, "text": " game because that should be a son of Donnie I'll donate off she was done"}, {"start": 1040.6200000000001, "end": 1044.6200000000001, "text": " enough she and we've got take up with Mark Plattenberg after us then yeah yeah"}, {"start": 1044.6200000000001, "end": 1047.26, "text": " I mean I'm gonna have a fight with my boxing match I'm calling him out to a"}, {"start": 1047.26, "end": 1050.74, "text": " fight right now I think it's a disgrace and ended the day it's for"}, {"start": 1050.74, "end": 1054.9, "text": " charity but also it's a disgrace okay well you heard it here first make it"}, {"start": 1054.9, "end": 1058.54, "text": " happen a boxing match is soon incoming absolutely Nicko managed to"}, {"start": 1058.54, "end": 1062.22, "text": " survive operation raise the off-site flag let's head now over to the"}, {"start": 1062.22, "end": 1065.22, "text": " But who's Nicko?"}, {"start": 1065.22, "end": 1068.22, "text": " Who's Nicko?"}, {"start": 1068.22, "end": 1072.22, "text": " I've heard them say like ten times."}, {"start": 1072.22, "end": 1074.22, "text": " Don't be weird."}, {"start": 1074.22, "end": 1076.22, "text": " You guys are so weird."}, {"start": 1076.22, "end": 1078.22, "text": " So it's a problem when he says it."}, {"start": 1078.22, "end": 1080.22, "text": " But when I say it's racist."}, {"start": 1080.22, "end": 1082.22, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 1082.22, "end": 1085.22, "text": " How is it a problem when they say it's no problem?"}, {"start": 1085.22, "end": 1087.22, "text": " But when I say it's the end word."}, {"start": 1087.22, "end": 1090.22, "text": " I don't understand, bro."}, {"start": 1090.22, "end": 1093.66, "text": " I mean half of us have grown up being like I want to be a professional footballer like"}, {"start": 1094.26, "end": 1099.5, "text": " Watching like all these superstars and the fact that we get to do this is it's kind of a joke"}, {"start": 1099.5, "end": 1101.76, "text": " Oh my god, what a goal"}, {"start": 1102.02, "end": 1109.44, "text": " We get to do this. Well, our pundits have really enjoyed it. How well did he do Michelle very well how to go everything speaks for itself"}, {"start": 1109.44, "end": 1111.44, "text": " And yeah great quality of finishes"}, {"start": 1113.58, "end": 1115.58, "text": " Yeah, nice to watch it goes back"}, {"start": 1115.78, "end": 1117.78, "text": " professionally as well"}, {"start": 1117.78, "end": 1119.3799999999999, "text": " Just that one."}, {"start": 1119.3799999999999, "end": 1122.98, "text": " Which has Mini-Mentor like good, like you think this guy scored two goals himself?"}, {"start": 1124.78, "end": 1127.98, "text": " So Jixi got two goals, Mini-Mentor got two goals."}, {"start": 1128.58, "end": 1130.98, "text": " But he made it look very, very easy, so well done."}, {"start": 1131.3799999999999, "end": 1133.58, "text": " And also, I was gonna say, fitness to my..."}, {"start": 1133.58, "end": 1134.58, "text": " Three!"}, {"start": 1134.58, "end": 1138.18, "text": " ...to be able to play a full match here at Wembley."}, {"start": 1138.18, "end": 1140.78, "text": " You must be very, very fit to be able to do that."}, {"start": 1140.78, "end": 1145.58, "text": " Uh, I'll look at my heat map after and it probably will be like this."}, {"start": 1145.58, "end": 1150.06, "text": " But, yeah I don't really move arounds. I'm like a bad version of Banderthal."}, {"start": 1150.06, "end": 1151.6599999999999, "text": " What do you think Edgar?"}, {"start": 1151.6599999999999, "end": 1153.6599999999999, "text": " He made some part of the girls."}, {"start": 1153.6599999999999, "end": 1155.6599999999999, "text": " Oh wow yeah. From the legend himself."}, {"start": 1155.6599999999999, "end": 1160.06, "text": " That's what I mean. This is surreal in general just so. What a day."}, {"start": 1160.06, "end": 1163.5, "text": " What a day. But you know what's really nice if you take it back to the very beginning."}, {"start": 1163.5, "end": 1167.5, "text": " What this has been going for what? 11 odd years? You've been going for a long, long time."}, {"start": 1167.5, "end": 1169.8999999999999, "text": " Yeah and you've gone from strength to..."}, {"start": 1169.8999999999999, "end": 1174.22, "text": " How long has the Sidemen charity match has been a thing for?"}, {"start": 1174.22, "end": 1179.94, "text": " Not a money raised for these very worthy charities. That is a proud proud moment for you all."}, {"start": 1179.94, "end": 1182.94, "text": " Yes, unreal. Um, I mean..."}, {"start": 1182.94, "end": 1187.82, "text": " Damn, though. 10 years of Sidemen charity matches."}, {"start": 1187.82, "end": 1189.32, "text": " And...the amount..."}, {"start": 1189.32, "end": 1191.82, "text": " Chat, wasn't this what's supposed to be the last one?"}, {"start": 1191.82, "end": 1196.02, "text": " I can't thank everyone who donated all the brands and everything. Thank you so much."}, {"start": 1196.02, "end": 1199.6200000000001, "text": " Well, thank you to you for not only talking to us, but making it so entertaining."}, {"start": 1199.6200000000001, "end": 1202.42, "text": " Also, how do you celebrate then? What goes on now?"}, {"start": 1202.42, "end": 1205.22, "text": " A filthy pizza and a couple beers"}, {"start": 1207.54, "end": 1209.3400000000001, "text": " You should see off"}, {"start": 1209.3400000000001, "end": 1212.9, "text": " XQC's offline chat right now. It can't be that bad bro. Come on"}, {"start": 1213.74, "end": 1215.74, "text": " Can't be that bad, right? Let's see. Oh"}, {"start": 1217.6000000000001, "end": 1219.5, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 1219.5, "end": 1221.5, "text": " Pointless, I'm a juicer"}, {"start": 1221.8600000000001, "end": 1223.8600000000001, "text": " my streamer"}, {"start": 1223.9, "end": 1225.9, "text": " owned by Cina"}, {"start": 1226.38, "end": 1231.3400000000001, "text": " Pointless, we are clowns for believing a VIP said that too"}, {"start": 1231.34, "end": 1236.86, "text": " Pointless, I'm a juicer."}, {"start": 1236.86, "end": 1239.26, "text": " Dewall pointless."}, {"start": 1239.26, "end": 1246.6599999999999, "text": " What does dewall pointless mean?"}, {"start": 1246.6599999999999, "end": 1251.4599999999998, "text": " Pointless chat time, how to cancel sub."}, {"start": 1251.4599999999998, "end": 1257.58, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 1257.58, "end": 1260.58, "text": " Water pistol with pointless face."}, {"start": 1260.58, "end": 1265.58, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god."}, {"start": 1290.58, "end": 1296.58, "text": " The way that first half started, the hardest thing I hit was my goalie's face."}, {"start": 1296.58, "end": 1300.58, "text": " And to go from that to winning planner, I teared up."}, {"start": 1300.58, "end": 1302.58, "text": " Actually, I saw my family and friends there."}, {"start": 1302.58, "end": 1305.58, "text": " I saw people screaming my name and I couldn't."}, {"start": 1305.58, "end": 1308.58, "text": " Well, you might tear up again because we're going to show you"}, {"start": 1308.58, "end": 1311.58, "text": " exactly a very, very special moment here, the winning penalty."}, {"start": 1311.58, "end": 1313.58, "text": " Talk us through this."}, {"start": 1313.58, "end": 1315.58, "text": " I thought nothing."}, {"start": 1315.58, "end": 1317.58, "text": " I kissed every one of my smartwatches and I said,"}, {"start": 1317.58, "end": 1319.58, "text": " Please check logs"}, {"start": 1320.74, "end": 1323.62, "text": " Bro, oh my god"}, {"start": 1325.4199999999998, "end": 1327.4199999999998, "text": " The shit scene"}, {"start": 1331.86, "end": 1334.6999999999998, "text": " Imagine it going better everything happened the way it did"}, {"start": 1335.3799999999999, "end": 1336.46, "text": " I do"}, {"start": 1336.46, "end": 1343.62, "text": " What a day my goodness. Can you try and describe that feeling of playing here at Wembley in front of 90,000 man?"}, {"start": 1343.6200000000001, "end": 1350.6200000000001, "text": " So who do you guys think is going to be MVP?"}, {"start": 1373.6200000000001, "end": 1379.0600000000002, "text": " me to show you that penalty to be honest with you but people think it's easy to do but that long"}, {"start": 1379.0600000000002, "end": 1384.0200000000002, "text": " walk to the penalty spot is where all the notes start setting. Thank you. I think before there's"}, {"start": 1384.0200000000002, "end": 1387.0600000000002, "text": " most number of people I've played football in front of is four."}, {"start": 1390.3400000000001, "end": 1393.8600000000001, "text": " And my friend said, you know. I can't believe juicy got two goals and I should have to run bro."}, {"start": 1393.8600000000001, "end": 1398.9, "text": " I should be crazy. Do you guys think it's hard to score a goal in this Sidemen training match?"}, {"start": 1398.9, "end": 1417.46, "text": " We always love stats don't we? So let's let's take it down to the stats and have a look at exactly how this all unfolded so expected goals"}, {"start": 1417.46, "end": 1422.1000000000001, "text": " with nothing really in it total shots hardly much in it shots on target look at the"}, {"start": 1422.1000000000001, "end": 1427.94, "text": " YouTube all-stars 22 shots on target to the Sidemen's 14 big chances they created"}, {"start": 1427.94, "end": 1432.5, "text": " pretty much the same amount and you know what what is lacy's offline chat saying"}, {"start": 1433.38, "end": 1435.3, "text": " someone said check lacy's offline chat"}, {"start": 1438.18, "end": 1440.9, "text": " can't be that bad bro come on can't be worse than fucking uh"}, {"start": 1443.8600000000001, "end": 1450.3400000000001, "text": " jake future would have been deader jake future would have done way better than you you ozempic"}, {"start": 1450.34, "end": 1456.4199999999998, "text": " 6. J.J. talk us through the player of the match today."}, {"start": 1456.4199999999998, "end": 1459.3, "text": " Well, I mean, Jynxie. Jynxie!"}, {"start": 1459.3, "end": 1467.86, "text": " The guy didn't do very well last year, went in training hard, put in the work and came"}, {"start": 1467.86, "end": 1473.1799999999998, "text": " up a loser, but man of the match."}, {"start": 1473.1799999999998, "end": 1475.78, "text": " Is this real? There we go. This is for you."}, {"start": 1475.78, "end": 1476.72, "text": " I don't want to break this."}, {"start": 1476.72, "end": 1480.7, "text": " I heard sketch broke is I don't know how I won this."}, {"start": 1480.7, "end": 1483.74, "text": " Last year, I was very just player of the match."}, {"start": 1483.74, "end": 1485.22, "text": " Let a lot of people down."}, {"start": 1485.22, "end": 1487.82, "text": " And I told myself if there's ever another match,"}, {"start": 1487.82, "end": 1490.1399999999999, "text": " I'm going to train and actually take it seriously."}, {"start": 1490.1399999999999, "end": 1492.26, "text": " Because when you're out here with the crowd,"}, {"start": 1492.26, "end": 1494.3, "text": " you lose endurance in two seconds."}, {"start": 1494.3, "end": 1496.86, "text": " So I just trained and I had a couple of chances"}, {"start": 1496.86, "end": 1498.82, "text": " and I finished them when they came."}, {"start": 1498.82, "end": 1501.18, "text": " And shout out to Arthur for passing it to me."}, {"start": 1501.18, "end": 1503.1399999999999, "text": " Shout out to my trainer, Trevor."}, {"start": 1503.1399999999999, "end": 1504.34, "text": " Shout out to my family."}, {"start": 1504.34, "end": 1507.34, "text": " I still don't know how I won this. This is insane."}, {"start": 1508.34, "end": 1512.34, "text": " Congratulations to Jinx who will head back to the pundits for a little bit of a deeper dive."}, {"start": 1512.34, "end": 1513.34, "text": " This has to be a match."}, {"start": 1515.34, "end": 1516.34, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 1522.34, "end": 1527.34, "text": " Thank you very much, Minyo. What a moment it has been. It was just really, really lovely."}, {"start": 1527.34, "end": 1529.34, "text": " It makes me so happy, bro."}, {"start": 1531.34, "end": 1533.34, "text": " That actually makes me so happy, bro."}, {"start": 1534.3400000000001, "end": 1535.6200000000001, "text": " I mean so much"}, {"start": 1535.6200000000001, "end": 1537.6200000000001, "text": " tradition Loki played in the thick of it, no?"}, {"start": 1538.5000000000002, "end": 1541.0600000000002, "text": " in the thick of it, everybody knows"}, {"start": 1541.0600000000002, "end": 1542.7400000000002, "text": " you know, when it snows"}, {"start": 1542.7400000000002, "end": 1543.7400000000002, "text": " you know what I'm saying chat"}, {"start": 1543.7400000000002, "end": 1545.42, "text": " I feel like we should put some K-Time music right now"}, {"start": 1545.42, "end": 1547.2600000000002, "text": " yeah, I've already enjoyed my time here"}, {"start": 1547.2600000000002, "end": 1548.2600000000002, "text": " yeah, for you"}, {"start": 1548.7400000000002, "end": 1550.2600000000002, "text": " um, I like the fact that"}, {"start": 1550.2600000000002, "end": 1551.5000000000002, "text": " Mark Clutterbird"}, {"start": 1551.8600000000001, "end": 1552.8600000000001, "text": " and Loud Rest of Me"}, {"start": 1552.8600000000001, "end": 1554.7, "text": " bro, I'm actually so proud of Jinxie bro"}, {"start": 1554.7, "end": 1556.94, "text": " like that makes me like"}, {"start": 1556.94, "end": 1557.94, "text": " that makes me happy bro"}, {"start": 1559.0600000000002, "end": 1561.5800000000002, "text": " bro, Loki, Jinxie's not a generational rum this year bro"}, {"start": 1561.5800000000002, "end": 1562.3400000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna lie bro"}, {"start": 1562.3400000000001, "end": 1563.94, "text": " there's a guy that won the chess tournament"}, {"start": 1563.94, "end": 1569.54, "text": " and then also got MVP for player of the year or player of the, I don't know what, I don't know what award he just got, but..."}, {"start": 1570.8400000000001, "end": 1572.54, "text": " Okay, why are you guys standing D1, bro?"}, {"start": 1574.24, "end": 1580.74, "text": " Football we have just seen, I didn't think it could get bigger or better than last year's 9-9, but 10-10"}, {"start": 1581.74, "end": 1585.54, "text": " was one better per team, and apparently shootout didn't disappoint either, Steven."}, {"start": 1586.24, "end": 1588.04, "text": " Not at all, although, besides being..."}, {"start": 1588.54, "end": 1590.24, "text": " CAN YOU GUYS STOP STAY D1?!"}, {"start": 1590.54, "end": 1591.44, "text": " HOLY F**K!"}, {"start": 1591.44, "end": 1593.14, "text": " Yeah, you know, in fancy dress..."}, {"start": 1593.14, "end": 1595.66, "text": " with his boots on, big moment."}, {"start": 1595.66, "end": 1600.0200000000002, "text": " The great performance for Josh as well."}, {"start": 1600.0200000000002, "end": 1604.0600000000002, "text": " He got his goal, he won a penalty that he let another team mate take"}, {"start": 1604.0600000000002, "end": 1605.7800000000002, "text": " rather than selfishly have an interest in himself."}, {"start": 1605.7800000000002, "end": 1607.9, "text": " I think it was a very unselfish performance,"}, {"start": 1607.9, "end": 1609.5800000000002, "text": " and as Nico Reilly pointed out,"}, {"start": 1609.5800000000002, "end": 1613.5800000000002, "text": " that goal was given in the first half of the first minute or less."}, {"start": 1613.5800000000002, "end": 1616.66, "text": " They would have won, they would have won the game, so ifs and buts."}, {"start": 1616.66, "end": 1621.3400000000001, "text": " But it is two years in a row, the sidemen have been on the losing side"}, {"start": 1621.3400000000001, "end": 1624.6200000000001, "text": " Well, only four of them on this occasion, of course, because three of them-"}, {"start": 1624.6200000000001, "end": 1626.5800000000002, "text": " Chad, why does nobody sign anything?"}, {"start": 1626.5800000000002, "end": 1628.8200000000002, "text": " Do you like- like- like, pfft."}, {"start": 1630.6200000000001, "end": 1632.5400000000002, "text": " Chad, why does nobody sign anything anymore?"}, {"start": 1632.5400000000002, "end": 1633.38, "text": " Like autographs?"}, {"start": 1633.38, "end": 1635.46, "text": " Is it because like people just sell them right away for money?"}, {"start": 1635.46, "end": 1636.9800000000002, "text": " The team, of course."}, {"start": 1636.9800000000002, "end": 1640.5400000000002, "text": " Ten years since that first game of Southampton,"}, {"start": 1640.5400000000002, "end": 1644.3000000000002, "text": " filling out Wembley, two years in a row is the stuff things are made of."}, {"start": 1644.3000000000002, "end": 1650.5000000000002, "text": " And more dreams have come true this year as more goals were shared among creators."}, {"start": 1650.5, "end": 1656.1, "text": " it's an amazing occasion. It is and everyone plays a part even those who don't have a great game"}, {"start": 1656.1, "end": 1662.1, "text": " to come off. It's still an amazing occasion for them to play at Wembley and to have us come and say"}, {"start": 1662.1, "end": 1669.94, "text": " on the team. That's the main thing. Jinx again. I like that. I mean Simon got the 9.8 but he's"}, {"start": 1669.94, "end": 1674.58, "text": " also going to get the 80 less gold and the most gold scored for three. He also got an assist"}, {"start": 1674.58, "end": 1679.62, "text": " Simon as well so nice to share out the accolades and Jinx he has had a real redemption arc from"}, {"start": 1679.6200000000001, "end": 1686.3400000000001, "text": " last year. It's great to have the pick up that trophy. And obviously this is a losing"}, {"start": 1686.3400000000001, "end": 1690.9, "text": " team that runs up as we call the other side, but I see it just getting a moment here in"}, {"start": 1690.9, "end": 1695.46, "text": " that Royal box of course, where you see a fake back winner is all the big..."}, {"start": 1695.46, "end": 1697.46, "text": " That just seems to have so much aura, bro."}, {"start": 1700.9, "end": 1704.9, "text": " What the fuck is this build? What the fuck is this build?"}, {"start": 1704.9, "end": 1709.9, "text": " Just use posture?"}, {"start": 1709.9, "end": 1722.8200000000002, "text": " But why are you- Yo my posture isn't even bad bro, come on."}, {"start": 1722.8200000000002, "end": 1726.8200000000002, "text": " Ironic coming from you."}, {"start": 1726.8200000000002, "end": 1728.5, "text": " Like what even is this bro?"}, {"start": 1728.5, "end": 1730.5, "text": " Like actually what is this?"}, {"start": 1760.5, "end": 1765.24, "text": " today he came in as manager and I thought really got the boys going in the"}, {"start": 1765.24, "end": 1770.5, "text": " pre-match team talk. Are there any mods in this chat mods are there any mods in"}, {"start": 1770.5, "end": 1775.54, "text": " this chat bro chat what do you guys think mobs to Marlin or or or or Jynxie"}, {"start": 1775.54, "end": 1779.54, "text": " mods one of the pull I want to see if the chat thinks Marlin mobs Jynxie or"}, {"start": 1779.54, "end": 1781.62, "text": " Jynxie mobs Marlin."}, {"start": 1790.5, "end": 1792.5, "text": " I think showed at times that he had the quality."}, {"start": 1792.5, "end": 1796.5, "text": " Harry's moment just put it in the picture she took of him, and all due to what she says."}, {"start": 1797.5, "end": 1799.5, "text": " Covered from that ball to face."}, {"start": 1799.5, "end": 1801.5, "text": " But I don't think they're to go."}, {"start": 1802.5, "end": 1804.5, "text": " There's the trophy that Simon's won there."}, {"start": 1804.5, "end": 1807.5, "text": " Yeah, he's going to get that in a minute. He's going to pick it up."}, {"start": 1807.5, "end": 1811.5, "text": " The jinxing over the player of the match did not have that one."}, {"start": 1811.5, "end": 1813.5, "text": " My bingo card."}, {"start": 1813.5, "end": 1814.5, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1814.5, "end": 1818.5, "text": " Even though he's on the losing team, he'll feel like a winner."}, {"start": 1818.5, "end": 1821.3, "text": " as Will and A did his best to lose the match."}, {"start": 1821.3, "end": 1825.54, "text": " Took about redemption arcs, he had one first half to second half, first half couldn't keep"}, {"start": 1825.54, "end": 1830.02, "text": " the ball out, second half put it in the back of the net for his team, what is ultimately"}, {"start": 1830.02, "end": 1832.02, "text": " a very important goal."}, {"start": 1832.02, "end": 1835.62, "text": " Will and A recently filmed a video called Asking Airports to Ski-"}, {"start": 1835.62, "end": 1837.62, "text": " Damn bro."}, {"start": 1837.62, "end": 1842.82, "text": " A towel would have caught more goals than XQC bro."}, {"start": 1842.82, "end": 1845.62, "text": " Yo, you don't chill on that boy XQC bro."}, {"start": 1845.62, "end": 1848.42, "text": " Yo that's my friend bro, chill."}, {"start": 1848.42, "end": 1851.42, "text": " Hey Siri FaceTime XQC!"}, {"start": 1878.42, "end": 1879.6200000000001, "text": " What is this hook?"}, {"start": 1879.6200000000001, "end": 1882.54, "text": " Has to get to me, shout out to my trainer Trevor,"}, {"start": 1882.54, "end": 1885.3000000000002, "text": " shout out to my family, and I still don't know"}, {"start": 1885.3000000000002, "end": 1887.0600000000002, "text": " how I won this, this is insane."}, {"start": 1887.0600000000002, "end": 1889.5, "text": " Bro, look at this guy, he's so happy."}, {"start": 1889.5, "end": 1891.66, "text": " Head back to the pundits for a little bit of deep dive."}, {"start": 1891.66, "end": 1893.7, "text": " Chad, why is the first thing I think about, bro?"}, {"start": 1893.7, "end": 1895.1000000000001, "text": " Him and the Discord call with fucking Muda"}, {"start": 1895.1000000000001, "end": 1897.46, "text": " and flexing those awards to another E-Kitten."}, {"start": 1897.46, "end": 1900.3000000000002, "text": " Bro, oh my God."}, {"start": 1900.3000000000002, "end": 1902.66, "text": " Oh my God, that's probably gonna happen."}, {"start": 1902.66, "end": 1904.7, "text": " That's actually probably gonna happen."}, {"start": 1904.7, "end": 1906.3400000000001, "text": " Oh my God, bro."}, {"start": 1906.3400000000001, "end": 1908.3400000000001, "text": " Will me and JC go on another E-date?"}, {"start": 1908.3400000000001, "end": 1909.7800000000002, "text": " OH MY GOD!"}, {"start": 1909.7800000000002, "end": 1911.7800000000002, "text": " But I need more trophies, I need more trophies."}, {"start": 1911.7800000000002, "end": 1914.7800000000002, "text": " But I actually need more trophies, I need more trophies, bro."}, {"start": 1914.7800000000002, "end": 1917.38, "text": " Like, every time I go on a E-date with this guy,"}, {"start": 1917.38, "end": 1918.5800000000002, "text": " instantly,"}, {"start": 1918.5800000000002, "end": 1922.42, "text": " oh, Muda, show us your- Muda, show us your trophies."}, {"start": 1922.42, "end": 1924.3000000000002, "text": " I don't have a single trophy to show."}, {"start": 1924.3000000000002, "end": 1925.7, "text": " This guy has Gamer of the Year."}, {"start": 1925.7, "end": 1927.7, "text": " Uh, fucking Sidemen of the Year now."}, {"start": 1927.7, "end": 1928.7, "text": " I'm gonna have to go off."}, {"start": 1928.7, "end": 1930.0200000000002, "text": " Welcome."}, {"start": 1930.0200000000002, "end": 1931.18, "text": " I swear to God, bro."}, {"start": 1931.18, "end": 1933.7800000000002, "text": " I think I'm genuinely going to buy a 3D printer"}, {"start": 1933.78, "end": 1938.46, "text": " Let's start 3d printing my fucking things. I don't give a fuck bro. Call me a cheater, bro. I don't care"}, {"start": 1942.1399999999999, "end": 1945.86, "text": " Don't worry Mooda you're gonna get cheater of the year 2026"}, {"start": 1947.68, "end": 1950.72, "text": " Like oh my god"}, {"start": 1963.78, "end": 1968.78, "text": " I'm going to go for my big Steve."}, {"start": 1968.78, "end": 1970.78, "text": " Could have done it in defence, didn't I?"}, {"start": 1970.78, "end": 1972.78, "text": " I can see it in ten."}, {"start": 1972.78, "end": 1974.78, "text": " Could have made a difference, that's for sure."}, {"start": 1974.78, "end": 1976.78, "text": " Absolutely."}, {"start": 1976.78, "end": 1979.78, "text": " It's a long walk, by the way, up these steps."}, {"start": 1979.78, "end": 1982.78, "text": " We've just touched on potential slip hazard."}, {"start": 1982.78, "end": 1985.78, "text": " But it's worth it when you get to the top."}, {"start": 1985.78, "end": 1987.78, "text": " Danny Arons, what a moment he had."}, {"start": 1987.78, "end": 1988.78, "text": " Well deserved."}, {"start": 1988.78, "end": 1990.78, "text": " Stable Ronaldo."}, {"start": 1990.78, "end": 1992.78, "text": " What would the scorer theme without him?"}, {"start": 1992.78, "end": 1994.78, "text": " probably 10-10."}, {"start": 2005.26, "end": 2011.26, "text": " chat did sinna play this one or no did sinna was sinna in this game because i didn't see her on the thing"}, {"start": 2013.26, "end": 2019.66, "text": " no she wasn't are there girls allowed to be like on the side maturity match or is that just like"}, {"start": 2019.66, "end": 2023.66, "text": " Only guys. Only men, okay."}, {"start": 2023.66, "end": 2033.66, "text": " What is this, what is this video?"}, {"start": 2033.66, "end": 2044.78, "text": " Bar. I mean, why is the video ending at 9-11? I swear to God, if the video ends with some"}, {"start": 2044.78, "end": 2045.78, "text": " fucking stupid ass race-"}, {"start": 2045.78, "end": 2049.86, "text": " Tell me how blatant this looks. Subscribe to the channel if you think Muda cheated."}, {"start": 2049.86, "end": 2051.94, "text": " Fortunately, we ran out of time for this video."}, {"start": 2053.14, "end": 2054.98, "text": " LIKE BOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 2054.98, "end": 2056.98, "text": " HOW DARE YOU KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS?!"}, {"start": 2075.78, "end": 2077.78, "text": " I saw the gackers take 10"}, {"start": 2077.78, "end": 2078.78, "text": " And it is"}, {"start": 2078.78, "end": 2079.78, "text": " What an Indian"}, {"start": 2079.78, "end": 2080.78, "text": " National team"}, {"start": 2080.78, "end": 2081.78, "text": " The lioness is Michelle"}, {"start": 2081.78, "end": 2082.78, "text": " How'd you ma-"}, {"start": 2082.78, "end": 2083.78, "text": " What is this clip?"}, {"start": 2083.78, "end": 2084.78, "text": " Insane"}, {"start": 2084.78, "end": 2085.78, "text": " Bro, look at this guy!"}, {"start": 2085.78, "end": 2087.78, "text": " Oh, I already saw, I already saw this"}, {"start": 2087.78, "end": 2088.78, "text": " That's what it does"}, {"start": 2088.78, "end": 2089.78, "text": " The head of a trophy, that"}, {"start": 2089.78, "end": 2090.78, "text": " We'll find some room for that"}, {"start": 2090.78, "end": 2092.78, "text": " Lucky's got a big house"}, {"start": 2093.78, "end": 2094.78, "text": " Will any- no"}, {"start": 2094.78, "end": 2096.78, "text": " Number or name on his back"}, {"start": 2096.78, "end": 2097.78, "text": " He was a lot last week"}, {"start": 2097.78, "end": 2098.78, "text": " Or what he was"}, {"start": 2098.78, "end": 2100.78, "text": " What's got one there?"}, {"start": 2100.78, "end": 2101.78, "text": " Saw what we've got on the scene"}, {"start": 2101.78, "end": 2102.78, "text": " That's where they go"}, {"start": 2102.78, "end": 2104.78, "text": " Jason the Weed"}, {"start": 2104.78, "end": 2106.78, "text": " in the wind at some moments."}, {"start": 2106.78, "end": 2108.78, "text": " He's in the heat now."}, {"start": 2108.78, "end": 2110.78, "text": " Stay well though."}, {"start": 2110.78, "end": 2112.78, "text": " Still crying."}, {"start": 2112.78, "end": 2114.78, "text": " Can't believe it."}, {"start": 2114.78, "end": 2116.78, "text": " Emotional bored."}, {"start": 2116.78, "end": 2118.78, "text": " We're gonna see."}, {"start": 2118.78, "end": 2120.78, "text": " The trophy lifted in a minute."}, {"start": 2120.78, "end": 2122.78, "text": " Wait, Jal, what is that trophy?"}, {"start": 2122.78, "end": 2124.78, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2124.78, "end": 2126.78, "text": " Jal, what trophy did that guy just get?"}, {"start": 2128.78, "end": 2130.78, "text": " Was that MVP trophy?"}, {"start": 2130.78, "end": 2132.78, "text": " Most goals."}, {"start": 2132.78, "end": 2143.0600000000004, "text": " goals holy shit that trophies fucking insane chat did nobody else scored three"}, {"start": 2143.0600000000004, "end": 2145.92, "text": " goals except Manevanser"}, {"start": 2145.92, "end": 2152.86, "text": " Muda be honest would you give money to sketch to let you score"}, {"start": 2152.86, "end": 2164.54, "text": " We've lost an airport. Goodbye there. 16 minutes of subscribers from Spain. Squeezing"}, {"start": 2164.54, "end": 2168.98, "text": " out in France. It's a continental affair these days, guys."}, {"start": 2198.98, "end": 2203.98, "text": " And there's Mini Mincer with the Adidas Golden Boon trophy."}, {"start": 2203.98, "end": 2208.98, "text": " What made performance from, not the captain, but the people's captain."}, {"start": 2211.98, "end": 2216.98, "text": " I mean, I know they only got three of the side men, but they got a good three, didn't they? Let's be honest."}, {"start": 2216.98, "end": 2220.98, "text": " They did. They really did. Although, Vic scored."}, {"start": 2220.98, "end": 2223.98, "text": " Jeff scored. We're probably not making enough of that toby either."}, {"start": 2223.98, "end": 2227.98, "text": " I don't know if he started the game so strong without free kick though, unbelievable."}, {"start": 2231.98, "end": 2233.98, "text": " Three husbands, what is the only saying?"}, {"start": 2233.98, "end": 2234.98, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 2236.98, "end": 2237.98, "text": " President and..."}, {"start": 2237.98, "end": 2239.98, "text": " I mean it's a bit different to find this Twitter."}, {"start": 2239.98, "end": 2242.98, "text": " Yeah, many women questioned it for the game."}, {"start": 2242.98, "end": 2244.98, "text": " What is he doing? What do you mean?"}, {"start": 2244.98, "end": 2255.98, "text": " Oh my god, it's trophy."}, {"start": 2255.98, "end": 2256.98, "text": " Wait, it's the chat."}, {"start": 2256.98, "end": 2259.78, "text": " Who gets to take home the trophy, by the way, chat?"}, {"start": 2259.78, "end": 2263.98, "text": " There's like, like, out of all the winners, who gets to take home the trophy."}, {"start": 2263.98, "end": 2268.98, "text": " Our winners of the Sidemen Championship match 2026!"}, {"start": 2268.98, "end": 2275.98, "text": " As the trophy is lifted by YouTube Royal TKSI in the Royal Box of Wembley."}, {"start": 2275.98, "end": 2280.98, "text": " What a game. Didn't think it could get better than last year's 9-9."}, {"start": 2280.98, "end": 2285.98, "text": " But we win two goals better, 10-10 penalties again."}, {"start": 2285.98, "end": 2288.98, "text": " And YouTube All-Stars victorious again."}, {"start": 2288.98, "end": 2296.26, "text": " again surely the sidemen have to get their vengeance in 2027. Simon FC's"}, {"start": 2296.26, "end": 2303.46, "text": " splitter, beautiful stars. Divide and conquer as the theme of their day."}, {"start": 2303.46, "end": 2306.58, "text": " Crazy the victorious manager lifts it high."}, {"start": 2306.58, "end": 2309.66, "text": " Tezinga, very much to meet your needs, he grows."}, {"start": 2309.66, "end": 2313.58, "text": " Next thing, what a red-tree that's always wanted for that."}, {"start": 2313.58, "end": 2316.58, "text": " You can live long in the veterans."}, {"start": 2316.58, "end": 2319.58, "text": " And millions raise the charity of course."}, {"start": 2319.58, "end": 2320.58, "text": " That's what it's all about."}, {"start": 2320.58, "end": 2322.58, "text": " You have to hold the charity game."}, {"start": 2322.58, "end": 2324.58, "text": " Chad, was Aisho speed in this ever?"}, {"start": 2324.58, "end": 2327.58, "text": " Like, was speed ever in a Sidemen?"}, {"start": 2332.58, "end": 2333.58, "text": " Last year?"}, {"start": 2333.58, "end": 2335.58, "text": " How did they do?"}, {"start": 2335.58, "end": 2343.58, "text": " How did he do? How did he do? How did he do last year? How did he do? How did he do last year? How did he do?"}, {"start": 2343.58, "end": 2348.58, "text": " One goal, solid. He got a goal."}, {"start": 2365.58, "end": 2369.9, "text": " Hold up the car aside, and will you read the board of me as well with this financing?"}, {"start": 2369.9, "end": 2372.2999999999997, "text": " Watch this face, not like you're good at the money."}, {"start": 2374.7799999999997, "end": 2376.22, "text": " That is a hell of a trope, then."}, {"start": 2376.22, "end": 2376.72, "text": " And who-"}, {"start": 2376.72, "end": 2378.22, "text": " Chad, do you guys ever think I'll be here?"}, {"start": 2379.5, "end": 2381.5, "text": " Chad, do you guys ever think I'll be here?"}, {"start": 2383.9, "end": 2384.9, "text": " Fuck no."}, {"start": 2386.5, "end": 2387.5, "text": " Fuck no."}, {"start": 2388.0, "end": 2389.0, "text": " Fuck no."}, {"start": 2389.7799999999997, "end": 2390.7799999999997, "text": " Never."}, {"start": 2395.58, "end": 2413.34, "text": " And your dreams, maybe."}, {"start": 2413.34, "end": 2421.9, "text": " Muda, are you good at football?"}, {"start": 2421.9, "end": 2423.2599999999998, "text": " Bro, what are you talking about?"}, {"start": 2423.26, "end": 2425.96, "text": " I'm the best football player in the world, bro."}, {"start": 2425.96, "end": 2428.2000000000003, "text": " I am literally the best football player in the world, bro."}, {"start": 2428.2000000000003, "end": 2429.84, "text": " You guys crazy?"}, {"start": 2429.84, "end": 2431.2400000000002, "text": " All right, all right, all right, all right, all right."}, {"start": 2431.2400000000002, "end": 2432.2400000000002, "text": " All right, do we hop in, bro?"}, {"start": 2432.2400000000002, "end": 2433.0800000000004, "text": " Do we hop in?"}, {"start": 2433.0800000000004, "end": 2434.2400000000002, "text": " Let me see what it all started with."}, {"start": 2434.2400000000002, "end": 2436.84, "text": " Let me see what it all started with."}, {"start": 2436.84, "end": 2438.6800000000003, "text": " So what did it start with, Mottz?"}, {"start": 2438.6800000000003, "end": 2442.6800000000003, "text": " Send me the start of when people were acting."}, {"start": 2442.6800000000003, "end": 2444.84, "text": " Sorry, when people started to realize, whoa, whoa, whoa,"}, {"start": 2444.84, "end": 2446.0400000000004, "text": " whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 2446.0400000000004, "end": 2448.0, "text": " What's going on with this guy?"}, {"start": 2448.0, "end": 2450.0, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 2450.0, "end": 2459.24, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 2459.24, "end": 2460.8, "text": " What does this message mean bro?"}, {"start": 2460.8, "end": 2475.2, "text": " Not gonna lie if they ferret talked it would sound like you."}, {"start": 2475.2, "end": 2476.2, "text": " Why are you guys be tweeting bro?"}, {"start": 2476.2, "end": 2478.6, "text": " It's not funny."}, {"start": 2478.6, "end": 2483.6, "text": " Do you even know what a ferret is? No, I'm gonna be honest, no I don't. What is a ferret?"}, {"start": 2508.6, "end": 2514.52, "text": " get this moment to enjoy it. In an absolute festival of football that saw the team draw"}, {"start": 2514.52, "end": 2522.6, "text": " a channel, they come out on top of the penalties. And three of the seven side men have some serious"}, {"start": 2522.6, "end": 2531.72, "text": " dragon rides. Angry Jin's not so angry anymore."}, {"start": 2531.7200000000003, "end": 2538.7200000000003, "text": " This doesn't sound like some Rocky League music in the background."}, {"start": 2561.7200000000003, "end": 2564.6400000000003, "text": " Turn, A, D, score, Chatter, score."}, {"start": 2567.2000000000003, "end": 2570.28, "text": " Turn for Genie, not a debut, of course,"}, {"start": 2570.28, "end": 2571.76, "text": " but what a great team."}, {"start": 2571.76, "end": 2574.4800000000005, "text": " What a moment, and what an incredible celebration"}, {"start": 2574.4800000000005, "end": 2576.28, "text": " we have seen here at Wembley Stadium."}, {"start": 2576.28, "end": 2579.28, "text": " A massive thank you to our incredible commentary team,"}, {"start": 2579.28, "end": 2580.6400000000003, "text": " as always."}, {"start": 2580.6400000000003, "end": 2582.44, "text": " Did this guy just drop West Side?"}, {"start": 2582.44, "end": 2583.28, "text": " BOOM!"}, {"start": 2585.28, "end": 2587.1200000000003, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 2587.1200000000003, "end": 2589.6000000000004, "text": " They end seven education and right side,"}, {"start": 2589.6000000000004, "end": 2591.32, "text": " and we've got someone to come and read"}, {"start": 2591.32, "end": 2593.92, "text": " the final amount raised today for us."}, {"start": 2593.92, "end": 2595.92, "text": " Absolutely. All that's left is the totalizer."}, {"start": 2595.92, "end": 2597.1600000000003, "text": " So let's hand over to JJ."}, {"start": 2597.1600000000003, "end": 2598.1600000000003, "text": " The mouth is a jar."}, {"start": 2598.1600000000003, "end": 2600.26, "text": " Let's find out what it is."}, {"start": 2600.26, "end": 2610.88, "text": " We have raised 6,218,875 pounds."}, {"start": 2610.88, "end": 2612.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 2612.7200000000003, "end": 2614.4, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 2614.4, "end": 2617.2000000000003, "text": " Records, be broken right, left, and center."}, {"start": 2617.2000000000003, "end": 2619.4, "text": " Thank you for helping us make another year of magic"}, {"start": 2619.4, "end": 2620.96, "text": " by the power of the beautiful game."}, {"start": 2620.96, "end": 2624.96, "text": " I've been Manjushawa, she has been Alzuic and until next time, see you soon."}, {"start": 2680.96, "end": 2682.96, "text": " Muda"}, {"start": 2683.4, "end": 2689.2, "text": " What what are you doing, bro? What's going on, bro? Do you remember when I was jokingly saying bro?"}, {"start": 2690.04, "end": 2695.2400000000002, "text": " Your bro Weston is gonna drop one on you. He dropped one. No, he dropped"}, {"start": 2697.2400000000002, "end": 2702.0, "text": " I'm I don't know what's going on right now. I actually don't know what's happening, bro"}, {"start": 2702.0, "end": 2707.7200000000003, "text": " My corners all levels are spiking. I'm getting stressed. Yeah, I know I know that it feels like the whole Internet is against you"}, {"start": 2707.7200000000003, "end": 2712.34, "text": " at least our six community like it does no the unemployed us now the unemployed as"}, {"start": 2712.34, "end": 2716.1000000000004, "text": " well after the Westshed one I have you watched the Westshed one no bro do you"}, {"start": 2716.1000000000004, "end": 2721.9, "text": " want to watch do you want to watch together I mean let me think let me"}, {"start": 2721.9, "end": 2725.3, "text": " think wait if I if I actually maybe don't watch it maybe we don't watch it"}, {"start": 2725.3, "end": 2732.6200000000003, "text": " maybe we don't watch it actually I may have to watch it for context but why"}, {"start": 2732.62, "end": 2735.62, "text": " I put you in scaring place."}, {"start": 2735.62, "end": 2736.58, "text": " Oh, you caught me, bro."}, {"start": 2736.58, "end": 2738.2999999999997, "text": " I'm cheating, bro."}, {"start": 2738.2999999999997, "end": 2738.8599999999997, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2738.8599999999997, "end": 2739.66, "text": " No, I'm trolling."}, {"start": 2739.66, "end": 2740.16, "text": " I'm trolling."}, {"start": 2740.16, "end": 2741.3399999999997, "text": " Wallahi, I'm joking."}, {"start": 2741.3399999999997, "end": 2742.14, "text": " Wallahi, I'm joking."}, {"start": 2742.14, "end": 2743.18, "text": " Yeah, overall, you can't do this."}, {"start": 2743.18, "end": 2744.42, "text": " Wallahi, I'm joking."}, {"start": 2744.42, "end": 2746.02, "text": " Now, this is going to get clipped."}, {"start": 2746.02, "end": 2746.66, "text": " That's all the way."}, {"start": 2746.66, "end": 2747.62, "text": " I have a question."}, {"start": 2747.62, "end": 2748.1, "text": " I have a question."}, {"start": 2748.1, "end": 2749.2599999999998, "text": " Yeah, go for it, bro."}, {"start": 2749.2599999999998, "end": 2751.46, "text": " When you put the hand on the book, what was that book?"}, {"start": 2751.46, "end": 2756.94, "text": " It was like a Bible, basically, in my religion."}, {"start": 2756.94, "end": 2761.14, "text": " OK, so this, and you were saying,"}, {"start": 2761.14, "end": 2766.46, "text": " And it's something like that you cheated and rust like yes, bro. Yes, bro. Yes, I cheated and rust"}, {"start": 2766.46, "end": 2768.96, "text": " I've cheated in Roblox and I cheated in Minecraft"}, {"start": 2769.8199999999997, "end": 2771.8199999999997, "text": " when when like"}, {"start": 2772.1, "end": 2778.46, "text": " Roblox when I was like 15 Minecraft when I was like 13 and rust six months ago"}, {"start": 2779.74, "end": 2783.2599999999998, "text": " And why did you cheat and rough if I'm a dude, I'm not gonna lie, bro"}, {"start": 2783.2599999999998, "end": 2786.7799999999997, "text": " You know just coming home to a long day, bro"}, {"start": 2787.3799999999997, "end": 2790.2999999999997, "text": " You know the last thing you want to do is play a wipe for 10 hours"}, {"start": 2790.3, "end": 2796.1400000000003, "text": " So you just Yoka someone from 10,000 meters away take his kit, and then that's it, bro"}, {"start": 2796.1400000000003, "end": 2799.02, "text": " You build a one by one two by two and have fun bro. It's pretty much it"}, {"start": 2800.34, "end": 2804.98, "text": " I'm sorry, bro. Hey, I'm honest. I don't do it anymore though. I'm a changed man, bro"}, {"start": 2804.98, "end": 2808.5600000000004, "text": " And I never cheated in Siege the fuck"}, {"start": 2809.1400000000003, "end": 2811.1400000000003, "text": " Res me"}, {"start": 2811.5800000000004, "end": 2815.82, "text": " Again, bro, let me check let me check the Western video. Maybe I don't know should you watch it"}, {"start": 2815.82, "end": 2817.82, "text": " I mean probably or like"}, {"start": 2817.82, "end": 2823.98, "text": " I don't know and bro like on roblox bro roblox wasn't even that bad bro only I used to literally"}, {"start": 2824.38, "end": 2830.5, "text": " Use this cheat called synapse X and I used to just do jailbreak script bro, and I don't feel chill"}, {"start": 2830.5, "end": 2834.6200000000003, "text": " Yo, what the fuck and don't call me only bro like because right now it like oh my god"}, {"start": 2834.6200000000003, "end": 2840.2000000000003, "text": " It wasn't that day, but it was a of case scripts for money bro like in a video game wasn't that bad"}, {"start": 2840.2000000000003, "end": 2846.1600000000003, "text": " It wasn't that bad. It's like minecraft x-raying for diamonds or what I did that's all it was but it's all it was"}, {"start": 2846.16, "end": 2848.96, "text": " It was like it was like it was like x-raying for diamonds, bro"}, {"start": 2848.96, "end": 2852.64, "text": " It's not even that bad. Let me let me check the West ship video. Let me check the West ship video again"}, {"start": 2852.64, "end": 2855.56, "text": " I mean, let's see. Let's see you should I think you should watch this way"}, {"start": 2855.56, "end": 2857.56, "text": " It can be a nice last upload before you get canceled"}, {"start": 2860.56, "end": 2864.2, "text": " I just heard I just heard to eat good bro. I'm scared"}, {"start": 2864.2, "end": 2867.04, "text": " I don't want to go back to the I don't want to go back to the hood"}, {"start": 2867.04, "end": 2870.3199999999997, "text": " Please I don't want to go on last one out of ten one last one out of ten"}, {"start": 2876.16, "end": 2880.98, "text": " Oh my god, I don't know what to do like I like you're my friend"}, {"start": 2880.98, "end": 2887.1, "text": " But if you did some shit, but again you said you have nothing no bro on rainbow six siege bro. No, bro"}, {"start": 2887.2599999999998, "end": 2893.8399999999997, "text": " There's no cheats. No nothing bro. No nothing. Okay. I'll check the West shibili. Okay, I'll go unbice into it"}, {"start": 2893.8399999999997, "end": 2898.6, "text": " I think you should watch it too. Maybe okay, and then afterwards maybe we get like then we then we put it under the"}, {"start": 2898.6, "end": 2899.44, "text": " Grave for the rest of the day"}, {"start": 2899.44, "end": 2902.8799999999997, "text": " Maybe some people afterwards are still gonna think maybe some people not let's see okay"}, {"start": 2902.88, "end": 2908.76, "text": " I'll try to get the I'll try to get the our six guys in a call. Have you talked with him yet? No, no, everybody"}, {"start": 2908.76, "end": 2912.6400000000003, "text": " I will fight everyone in the R6 community right now. I'm fucking I'm mad bro. I'm mad dude"}, {"start": 2912.6400000000003, "end": 2915.6, "text": " I'm not gonna know careful careful careful one thing that I do want to tell you"}, {"start": 2916.2000000000003, "end": 2919.54, "text": " Try to keep emotions out of it because you can't like it's you don't look"}, {"start": 2919.96, "end": 2922.54, "text": " You it's not a nice look if you're like full like"}, {"start": 2924.48, "end": 2927.8, "text": " If there are some people who really hate cheating"}, {"start": 2927.8, "end": 2932.04, "text": " We you hate cheating probably or yeah wait, I don't know"}, {"start": 2938.6400000000003, "end": 2944.46, "text": " Yes, I'm a changed man. I'm a changed man, you know, I'm a changed man. Yes, okay. All right. All right, let's get into the"}, {"start": 2945.1000000000004, "end": 2949.42, "text": " Okay, we can do it in like half an hour or something and again don't be nervous"}, {"start": 2950.84, "end": 2954.32, "text": " No, no, no, no, I'm not nervous. Okay. It's okay. I'm just trolling bro"}, {"start": 2954.32, "end": 2959.02, "text": " Bro, I know I'm not cheating in rainbow, bro. Like, you know, maybe Roblox, maybe Minecraft, maybe Rust, bro"}, {"start": 2959.02, "end": 2962.86, "text": " But like a rainbow. No, no, no, no, okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay"}, {"start": 2962.86, "end": 2968.56, "text": " Let's let's watch the video and then and then after to do it again like easy. Okay. Let's go. All right, bro"}, {"start": 2968.56, "end": 2970.56, "text": " Please stop bro. Love it. Love love love"}, {"start": 2974.0800000000004, "end": 2978.04, "text": " Do we really want to watch this? Do we really want to watch this fucking video, bro?"}, {"start": 2980.28, "end": 2982.28, "text": " massive day for the autumn"}, {"start": 2984.32, "end": 2993.7400000000002, "text": " There are allegations that Muda is cheating and not on his girlfriend like Saikudo."}, {"start": 2993.7400000000002, "end": 2996.32, "text": " Don't know who Muda is, I got you."}, {"start": 2996.32, "end": 3001.6600000000003, "text": " Muda was an ex-brave jahideen warrior who turned a live streamer with valorant."}, {"start": 3001.6600000000003, "end": 3006.26, "text": " The best thing is he was using the Koran to clear his name and he was swearing on it."}, {"start": 3006.26, "end": 3010.86, "text": " Muda was bullying this autistic kid so hard people started speculating he was cheating."}, {"start": 3010.86, "end": 3012.86, "text": " Are we dead ass?"}, {"start": 3018.86, "end": 3023.86, "text": " Do you want to investigate my PC or no?"}, {"start": 3024.86, "end": 3026.86, "text": " Bro, are you like walling?"}, {"start": 3026.86, "end": 3029.86, "text": " I swear to god I'm not."}, {"start": 3029.86, "end": 3031.86, "text": " So I don't know much about Rainbow Six Siege,"}, {"start": 3031.86, "end": 3033.86, "text": " but apparently Muda had a low amount of hours"}, {"start": 3033.86, "end": 3036.86, "text": " and even professional players were sussed out about this."}, {"start": 3036.86, "end": 3038.86, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 3038.86, "end": 3040.54, "text": " Oh, there we go."}, {"start": 3042.54, "end": 3045.82, "text": " That's not even that size!"}, {"start": 3045.82, "end": 3048.38, "text": " The iceberg because Mooda got falsely banned"}, {"start": 3048.38, "end": 3051.5, "text": " from Rainbow Six Siege today for the TOS breach."}, {"start": 3051.5, "end": 3055.02, "text": " Then some people found his old account linked to breaches"}, {"start": 3055.02, "end": 3057.7000000000003, "text": " from freaking cheating websites."}, {"start": 3057.7000000000003, "end": 3061.34, "text": " Mooda's much better at siege than Shroud just starting out."}, {"start": 3061.34, "end": 3063.78, "text": " Thank you, that's what I said."}, {"start": 3063.78, "end": 3066.1400000000003, "text": " Bro, Shroud was the best siege player,"}, {"start": 3066.14, "end": 3068.8399999999997, "text": " Best new seed player of all time, years ago."}, {"start": 3068.8399999999997, "end": 3070.58, "text": " He had Diamond in his first season."}, {"start": 3070.58, "end": 3073.46, "text": " Muda is convincingly better than Trout."}, {"start": 3073.46, "end": 3075.18, "text": " It's like, terrifying."}, {"start": 3075.18, "end": 3076.8199999999997, "text": " And that's why he's getting cheating accusations."}, {"start": 3076.8199999999997, "end": 3079.66, "text": " Cause bro, if Muda had three years on the game,"}, {"start": 3079.66, "end": 3081.14, "text": " no one would accuse him of cheating."}, {"start": 3081.14, "end": 3084.22, "text": " Bro, he's doing all this in less than two weeks."}, {"start": 3084.22, "end": 3087.06, "text": " That's where, that's why it's not stupid"}, {"start": 3087.06, "end": 3088.2599999999998, "text": " to accuse him of cheating."}, {"start": 3088.2599999999998, "end": 3090.18, "text": " Listen, just based off the 1v1s,"}, {"start": 3090.18, "end": 3091.3799999999997, "text": " I didn't think he was cheating,"}, {"start": 3091.3799999999997, "end": 3093.66, "text": " but after looking at round two ranked games"}, {"start": 3093.66, "end": 3094.8799999999997, "text": " of match replay, I don't know."}, {"start": 3094.88, "end": 3099.58, "text": " If I saw it when I played against someone without knowing it was Muda and I saw this replay, I'd report it, you know?"}, {"start": 3105.96, "end": 3107.08, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 3108.28, "end": 3108.78, "text": " Heh."}, {"start": 3109.1800000000003, "end": 3109.6800000000003, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 3109.78, "end": 3111.48, "text": " Oh my god, bro."}, {"start": 3117.1800000000003, "end": 3118.1800000000003, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 3118.38, "end": 3121.38, "text": " Like, we all know you saved the heart of our off-stream, bro. Come on, let's go."}, {"start": 3121.38, "end": 3123.78, "text": " This bro just said falsely bad."}, {"start": 3123.78, "end": 3125.78, "text": " Oh, I wonder who that's for"}, {"start": 3128.0400000000004, "end": 3133.0400000000004, "text": " I'm looking at it right now. I just see what this is for bro permanently banned for TOS breach"}, {"start": 3136.28, "end": 3142.52, "text": " What is TOS I'm not sure at least a TOS breach at least it doesn't say cheating. What is TOS breach?"}, {"start": 3143.8, "end": 3148.7400000000002, "text": " Muda is a cheater and he's literally admitted it now. Oh my god"}, {"start": 3148.7400000000002, "end": 3151.86, "text": " I'm not cheating or fucking Roblox in Minecraft!"}, {"start": 3152.36, "end": 3155.2400000000002, "text": " I think 99% of us cheated in that game!"}, {"start": 3155.2400000000002, "end": 3156.6400000000003, "text": " What the fuck?!"}, {"start": 3156.6400000000003, "end": 3159.2000000000003, "text": " Never do it on stream at any cheat off stream."}, {"start": 3159.2000000000003, "end": 3161.2000000000003, "text": " I've never cheated on siege..."}, {"start": 3161.6000000000004, "end": 3162.7000000000003, "text": " On stream."}, {"start": 3162.7000000000003, "end": 3163.5400000000004, "text": " But if you-"}, {"start": 3163.5400000000004, "end": 3164.9, "text": " Alright, bro."}, {"start": 3164.9, "end": 3165.9, "text": " BOOM!"}, {"start": 3165.9, "end": 3166.5400000000004, "text": " In game."}, {"start": 3166.5400000000004, "end": 3168.4, "text": " Like you guys know what I meant, bro!"}, {"start": 3168.4, "end": 3169.7000000000003, "text": " Cheat on stream."}, {"start": 3169.7000000000003, "end": 3171.9, "text": " Damn, so he's the boy who cried wolf,"}, {"start": 3171.9, "end": 3173.9, "text": " and I'm the boy who cried red!"}, {"start": 3173.9, "end": 3181.06, "text": " Recently, a jury ordered Meta and YouTube to pay millions for their role in designing and promoting addictive platforms."}, {"start": 3181.06, "end": 3183.1, "text": " Please try again."}, {"start": 3183.1, "end": 3190.86, "text": " This varsity tweet basically started this wave of people saying Muda might be cheating in the 1v1s."}, {"start": 3190.86, "end": 3193.34, "text": " Today I'm actually going to look at match replay."}, {"start": 3193.34, "end": 3194.86, "text": " This is the round that people thought were bad."}, {"start": 3197.02, "end": 3200.02, "text": " Oh, that was a very accurate free fire on the guy's swing."}, {"start": 3200.02, "end": 3202.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3204.52, "end": 3206.52, "text": " This is the one people that was bad"}, {"start": 3208.3, "end": 3214.48, "text": " That's the one people that was bad the only pre fires at like where there's an outline I feel like"}, {"start": 3215.28, "end": 3219.62, "text": " Like where are all the other pre fires in the round if this were any other siege player?"}, {"start": 3219.62, "end": 3221.62, "text": " What would you say maybe he's just"}, {"start": 3223.42, "end": 3228.66, "text": " Earlier are claiming that this is Buddha's account that he's actually been banned before the chosen one prevail"}, {"start": 3228.66, "end": 3234.02, "text": " He can't be cheating. There's an anti-sheet sarcasm or Ubisoft dev you decide"}, {"start": 3234.02, "end": 3237.74, "text": " But the biggest crime so far is that his username used to be a Rory"}, {"start": 3238.66, "end": 3243.06, "text": " 246 and he used to work at Burger King at the time. We're gonna take that back. That's go to Muda"}, {"start": 3247.7799999999997, "end": 3251.54, "text": " Okay, I'm here to tell y'all bro an open book. Okay, I"}, {"start": 3252.58, "end": 3257.8599999999997, "text": " I know I will never hack on stream. Why because if I ever get caught"}, {"start": 3257.86, "end": 3263.26, "text": " I get banned from Twitch and this is how I feed my family so yo I"}, {"start": 3264.94, "end": 3269.54, "text": " And not cheating this is a this was a bath. I shouldn't have formed it this bad"}, {"start": 3269.54, "end": 3274.34, "text": " I shouldn't have formed it this bad, but you know what bro like we got a billion views from it. I"}, {"start": 3275.46, "end": 3282.6, "text": " Don't know looking back trash should be have not formed it this bad. I don't know any video game that I am competitively good at"}, {"start": 3282.6, "end": 3290.04, "text": " On stream the on stream is doing a lot of heavy lifting here man, and you know you can't lie in the Koran"}, {"start": 3290.04, "end": 3294.66, "text": " That's like a sin asked Nico the last time I downloaded hacks"}, {"start": 3296.68, "end": 3299.52, "text": " Ever on on my PC"}, {"start": 3301.92, "end": 3303.92, "text": " Was Ross six months ago"}, {"start": 3305.0, "end": 3307.94, "text": " Row is not beating the alley. I know"}, {"start": 3307.94, "end": 3312.7000000000003, "text": " Such a stupid thing to say, but like I had to say it bro. I knew it was gonna get views"}, {"start": 3313.06, "end": 3317.54, "text": " Like I knew it was gonna get views. I'm sorry. I had to I asked you to have to all of this"}, {"start": 3317.62, "end": 3323.78, "text": " What then would your conclusion be that that is what I'm trying to get at exactly and this is what I think too"}, {"start": 3323.78, "end": 3326.08, "text": " So yeah, and then the band happened which was intro"}, {"start": 3326.08, "end": 3332.34, "text": " If I'm cheating if I if I ever cheated on a different game for example like Roblox my craft or rust"}, {"start": 3332.5, "end": 3336.58, "text": " All right in the past does that will that get me banned on Siege?"}, {"start": 3337.94, "end": 3342.94, "text": " Because I was thinking about that yesterday with that really I didn't know I was getting"}, {"start": 3342.94, "end": 3343.94, "text": " banned."}, {"start": 3343.94, "end": 3350.62, "text": " If it proves my innocence, yes, let them bro, let them fucking scan my entire PC."}, {"start": 3350.62, "end": 3351.62, "text": " You will never see me hacking on stream."}, {"start": 3351.62, "end": 3352.62, "text": " It's just a thing."}, {"start": 3352.62, "end": 3353.62, "text": " It's too much risk bro."}, {"start": 3353.62, "end": 3354.62, "text": " Bro, are you like walling?"}, {"start": 3354.62, "end": 3355.62, "text": " I formed too hard."}, {"start": 3355.62, "end": 3356.62, "text": " I formed too hard."}, {"start": 3356.62, "end": 3357.62, "text": " I formed too hard bro."}, {"start": 3357.62, "end": 3358.62, "text": " I formed too hard."}, {"start": 3358.62, "end": 3359.62, "text": " I actually formed too hard."}, {"start": 3359.62, "end": 3360.62, "text": " I'm so stupid."}, {"start": 3360.62, "end": 3361.62, "text": " I'm so stupid."}, {"start": 3361.62, "end": 3362.62, "text": " I'm so stupid."}, {"start": 3362.62, "end": 3363.62, "text": " I'm so stupid."}, {"start": 3363.62, "end": 3364.62, "text": " I'm so stupid."}, {"start": 3364.62, "end": 3365.62, "text": " I'm so stupid."}, {"start": 3365.62, "end": 3366.62, "text": " I'm so stupid."}, {"start": 3366.62, "end": 3370.12, "text": " I'm so stupid. I just formed it too hard. I formed it too hard."}, {"start": 3371.62, "end": 3372.62, "text": " Chad's so hard."}, {"start": 3373.12, "end": 3375.12, "text": " The question isn't whether he cheated or not."}, {"start": 3375.12, "end": 3377.12, "text": " The question is, did he cheat on Streamer?"}, {"start": 3377.12, "end": 3380.12, "text": " Did he just cheat online or over the board?"}, {"start": 3380.12, "end": 3381.12, "text": " Chad speaks for itself."}, {"start": 3383.12, "end": 3388.12, "text": " Anyway, Muda was then clearing his name by playing with full handcam and Jinxie was clearing him."}, {"start": 3392.12, "end": 3394.12, "text": " He just folk him in. I don't understand."}, {"start": 3394.12, "end": 3397.24, "text": " Like, you know I hear you, right?"}, {"start": 3397.24, "end": 3400.2799999999997, "text": " I'm thinking he's gonna bait it, but he's just full commit."}, {"start": 3400.2799999999997, "end": 3401.2799999999997, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 3401.2799999999997, "end": 3403.48, "text": " Full commit."}, {"start": 3403.48, "end": 3404.48, "text": " He's the go, bro."}, {"start": 3404.48, "end": 3405.48, "text": " He's not cheating."}, {"start": 3405.48, "end": 3406.48, "text": " He's the go."}, {"start": 3406.48, "end": 3407.48, "text": " He's not cheating."}, {"start": 3407.48, "end": 3411.2799999999997, "text": " He's the best player I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 3411.2799999999997, "end": 3413.3199999999997, "text": " Just full commit."}, {"start": 3413.3199999999997, "end": 3415.2, "text": " Not scared of me faking it in blind."}, {"start": 3415.2, "end": 3419.0, "text": " Even if you subtract the win train to Galgations and Valorant, he was still a rank one"}, {"start": 3419.0, "end": 3420.0, "text": " player."}, {"start": 3420.0, "end": 3425.52, "text": " Muda is banned on siege by the devs. Okay, so here is in 2022, Muda buying cheats for Valorant."}, {"start": 3427.68, "end": 3430.72, "text": " I mean, he admitted openly that he cheated before Offstream."}, {"start": 3430.72, "end": 3435.4, "text": " Also, I'm gonna keep it a buck. I feel like I give Muda a lot of leeway because to me, he's entertaining."}, {"start": 3435.4, "end": 3438.84, "text": " Like, maybe I'm autistic or something, but this clip still gets me every time."}, {"start": 3441.0, "end": 3441.88, "text": " YOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 3441.88, "end": 3450.1800000000003, "text": " God, bro, I'm a heath of the on my life, on everything I love, on my life, on my life, on my life, that sh**t was a typo."}, {"start": 3450.1800000000003, "end": 3452.56, "text": " B and N are right next to each other, bro!"}, {"start": 3452.56, "end": 3455.52, "text": " No way we got streamers cheating in 1B1s."}, {"start": 3455.52, "end": 3458.94, "text": " Dude has 20 hours in siege and his flick headshotting JG threw our wall."}, {"start": 3458.94, "end": 3460.94, "text": " No one even knows most of them have 20 hours in."}, {"start": 3462.44, "end": 3463.1600000000003, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 3463.1600000000003, "end": 3464.48, "text": " I mean, Muda didn't really help himself."}, {"start": 3464.48, "end": 3468.2000000000003, "text": " He kept talking about how he had barely any hours on siege and people started to get suspicious."}, {"start": 3468.2000000000003, "end": 3470.28, "text": " I have 28.5 hours."}, {"start": 3470.28, "end": 3475.48, "text": " That's timing in the world! That's the aim in the world!"}, {"start": 3475.48, "end": 3479.0600000000004, "text": " Likely, Muda's situation used to mean Siege before Val."}, {"start": 3479.0600000000004, "end": 3481.6800000000003, "text": " Had 2k hours, probably around high diamond."}, {"start": 3481.6800000000003, "end": 3485.0600000000004, "text": " Got bored and started cheating, guess he got sick of playing cheaters all the time."}, {"start": 3485.0600000000004, "end": 3489.52, "text": " Quit and went to Val. Came back and lied about hours to not expose old account and ban."}, {"start": 3489.52, "end": 3493.6200000000003, "text": " I don't really play Siege, so if any Siege players want to tell me how blatant this looks..."}, {"start": 3493.6200000000003, "end": 3495.9, "text": " Subscribe to the channel if you think Muda cheated."}, {"start": 3495.9, "end": 3498.1000000000004, "text": " Fortunately, we ran out of time for this video."}, {"start": 3500.28, "end": 3529.6400000000003, "text": " The video is 9-11."}, {"start": 3529.64, "end": 3537.12, "text": " So, you know what, chat, listen bro, I shouldn't have farmed it that hard, but still, bro like,"}, {"start": 3537.12, "end": 3544.64, "text": " I know it's like bad, like I know it's hard to believe me because bro I've literally cheated"}, {"start": 3544.64, "end": 3549.04, "text": " in video games in the past, so I don't blame you guys bro, wallah, I don't blame you guys."}, {"start": 3549.04, "end": 3554.0, "text": " I was thinking about it last night bro, like, I was thinking about it last night"}, {"start": 3554.0, "end": 3557.48, "text": " Bro, honestly, I swear to God, I would honestly think I'm cheating too, bro"}, {"start": 3558.74, "end": 3565.02, "text": " You know, I made it worse by trying to be funny. So I mean to be fair like"}, {"start": 3566.12, "end": 3570.1, "text": " Whatever bro, but I know I can't really I can't really like I"}, {"start": 3571.16, "end": 3576.44, "text": " Don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I mean like I don't know"}, {"start": 3576.44, "end": 3579.22, "text": " I really don't know. I don't know. You know, um"}, {"start": 3580.52, "end": 3582.52, "text": " Yeah, but I don't blame you guys"}, {"start": 3582.52, "end": 3584.08, "text": " But"}, {"start": 3584.08, "end": 3588.88, "text": " Like I'm just trying to say like I don't understand why I'm currently banned from rainbow"}, {"start": 3589.24, "end": 3595.44, "text": " Because I was thinking last night. Okay, bro. All this controversy is fair and like everything all this shit"}, {"start": 3595.44, "end": 3597.44, "text": " I'm getting for it. It's fair"}, {"start": 3597.46, "end": 3598.96, "text": " but I"}, {"start": 3598.96, "end": 3603.8, "text": " Want to know why I'm banned from siege right now because I'm not cheating in that game"}, {"start": 3612.52, "end": 3628.12, "text": " Why are you guys saying ball right bro?"}, {"start": 3628.12, "end": 3630.92, "text": " Like I'm serious."}, {"start": 3630.92, "end": 3631.92, "text": " Actually."}, {"start": 3631.92, "end": 3637.92, "text": " Oh please man, unbend me."}, {"start": 3637.92, "end": 3642.0, "text": " Unbend me bro."}, {"start": 3642.0, "end": 3643.48, "text": " bennie"}, {"start": 3643.48, "end": 3645.6, "text": " although i remember six inches live"}, {"start": 3645.6, "end": 3648.72, "text": " he's"}, {"start": 3648.72, "end": 3649.72, "text": " i need"}, {"start": 3649.72, "end": 3651.72, "text": " he's"}, {"start": 3651.72, "end": 3655.72, "text": " bennie"}, {"start": 3655.72, "end": 3659.84, "text": " like bro what the fuck i was actually having fun in that game bro"}, {"start": 3659.84, "end": 3662.04, "text": " like bro"}, {"start": 3662.04, "end": 3666.72, "text": " answer jp bro jp is not calling stop saying answer jp bro"}, {"start": 3666.7200000000003, "end": 3673.7200000000003, "text": " your john pork isn't calling the stuff"}, {"start": 3681.4, "end": 3686.28, "text": " all my uh... what the fuck"}, {"start": 3686.28, "end": 3687.28, "text": " bomber"}, {"start": 3687.28, "end": 3694.28, "text": " you be soft on band with a stand-out quit gg no chud bomber big nose prick"}, {"start": 3696.7200000000003, "end": 3709.2000000000003, "text": " oh my god bro i mean like valorant is just like i want to go back to valorant bro seed was so fun"}, {"start": 3710.1600000000003, "end": 3716.0000000000005, "text": " like rawr like oh hey yo bro says yo okay bro hands behind there right now bro oh"}, {"start": 3716.0000000000005, "end": 3722.0800000000004, "text": " shit he used to work at burger king at the time wait i take that back that's go to mudah"}, {"start": 3722.08, "end": 3722.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3722.58, "end": 3723.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3723.08, "end": 3723.58, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3723.58, "end": 3724.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3724.08, "end": 3725.08, "text": " I'm going to check on you."}, {"start": 3725.08, "end": 3726.08, "text": " Seriously?"}, {"start": 3726.08, "end": 3726.58, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3726.58, "end": 3727.58, "text": " Bro, okay."}, {"start": 3727.58, "end": 3729.58, "text": " Listen, I'm here to tell y'all, bro, I want to open the book."}, {"start": 3731.58, "end": 3734.08, "text": " I mean, what do we do for now, bro?"}, {"start": 3734.08, "end": 3735.58, "text": " Like, what do we do now, bro?"}, {"start": 3735.58, "end": 3737.08, "text": " Is High-Vice still live?"}, {"start": 3737.08, "end": 3738.08, "text": " High-Vice ended?"}, {"start": 3738.08, "end": 3739.58, "text": " Why would High-Vice end?"}, {"start": 3742.58, "end": 3743.58, "text": " Was that ass ended?"}, {"start": 3752.08, "end": 3763.08, "text": " I'm messaging the guy currently, he said that there's going to be, he said likely the earliest"}, {"start": 3763.08, "end": 3766.7999999999997, "text": " will be Monday to set proper expectations."}, {"start": 3766.7999999999997, "end": 3775.04, "text": " I gotta find all the various teams and parties who handle TOS."}, {"start": 3775.04, "end": 3784.7799999999997, "text": " So I guess we'll learn what happens on Monday."}, {"start": 3784.7799999999997, "end": 3786.82, "text": " I just don't see myself getting perma banned, bro."}, {"start": 3786.82, "end": 3787.82, "text": " It's impossible."}, {"start": 3787.82, "end": 3788.82, "text": " I've never cheated on that game."}, {"start": 3788.82, "end": 3789.82, "text": " It's impossible."}, {"start": 3789.82, "end": 3790.82, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3790.82, "end": 3791.82, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 3791.82, "end": 3792.82, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3792.82, "end": 3793.82, "text": " It's a different react."}, {"start": 3793.82, "end": 3794.82, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3794.82, "end": 3795.82, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 3795.82, "end": 3796.82, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3796.82, "end": 3797.82, "text": " It's a different react."}, {"start": 3797.82, "end": 3798.82, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3798.82, "end": 3799.82, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3799.82, "end": 3800.82, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3800.82, "end": 3801.82, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3801.82, "end": 3802.82, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3802.82, "end": 3803.82, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3803.82, "end": 3805.82, "text": " some reacts"}, {"start": 3809.82, "end": 3812.06, "text": " Yo, if we send any more videos of Bunny, bro"}, {"start": 3813.6200000000003, "end": 3819.1000000000004, "text": " Muda got banned from siege for the next one week haters gonna hate I swear to God, bro"}, {"start": 3819.1000000000004, "end": 3822.9, "text": " Oh my god, bro, like I don't understand, bro"}, {"start": 3823.7000000000003, "end": 3825.7000000000003, "text": " Muda banned"}, {"start": 3833.82, "end": 3837.54, "text": " Oh my god bro stop!"}, {"start": 3837.54, "end": 3839.54, "text": " Are you in there? Are you in there?"}, {"start": 3839.54, "end": 3841.54, "text": " Oh my god bro."}, {"start": 3852.54, "end": 3854.54, "text": " Yo I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 3854.54, "end": 3856.54, "text": " You guys remember?"}, {"start": 3858.04, "end": 3860.04, "text": " Chat do y'all remember?"}, {"start": 3860.04, "end": 3863.54, "text": " The Marvel Rhinos sponsored yesterday, yes or no?"}, {"start": 3863.54, "end": 3866.54, "text": " Do you guys remember the Marvel Rival Sponsor yesterday or no?"}, {"start": 3867.54, "end": 3870.04, "text": " Do y'all remember the Marvel Rival Sponsor yesterday or no?"}, {"start": 3874.04, "end": 3876.04, "text": " Yo, we got paid, bro."}, {"start": 3877.54, "end": 3878.54, "text": " Thank God, bro."}, {"start": 3886.54, "end": 3891.04, "text": " I don't know how. I don't know how it happened. I don't know how it worked, bro, but it worked. I don't know."}, {"start": 3891.04, "end": 3896.52, "text": " hey yo I have never done a worth sponsor bro chat for those who weren't there"}, {"start": 3896.52, "end": 3903.16, "text": " yesterday I leaked the battle pass codes I leaked a $1800 worth of Marvel"}, {"start": 3903.16, "end": 3909.7599999999998, "text": " rivals codes or credit codes and some of the chat randomly redeemed it I leaked my"}, {"start": 3909.7599999999998, "end": 3916.84, "text": " agents full name and last name I leaked literally everything that could have"}, {"start": 3916.84, "end": 3919.8, "text": " possibly been leaked bro I don't even know how I got paid bro I'm not"}, {"start": 3919.8, "end": 3922.52, "text": " I'm not even going to lie bro, I have no idea bro, but I'm happy bro."}, {"start": 3924.32, "end": 3932.44, "text": " Hey Grock, so I am a Lebanese Arab live streamer and my viewers keep calling me sand monkey."}, {"start": 3932.44, "end": 3933.44, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 3938.96, "end": 3943.4, "text": " It's a straight up racist slur for Arabs and Middle Eastern folks like you bro."}, {"start": 3943.84, "end": 3947.28, "text": " Means you're a dirty desert dwelling camel riding sand nigger bait."}, {"start": 3947.28, "end": 3949.94, "text": " I forgot it said that"}, {"start": 3952.6400000000003, "end": 3958.5600000000004, "text": " Marvel rivals revoked their sponsorships stop bro. Don't be weird, bro. Yeah, I'm happy I got brush"}, {"start": 3959.5800000000004, "end": 3963.5600000000004, "text": " My shit is so happy bro. Like honestly, I thought I was actually gonna get bit 10"}, {"start": 3963.5600000000004, "end": 3969.76, "text": " Do you guys ever think I'll get another Marvel rival sponsor? Do you guys ever think I'll get another Marvel rival sponsor?"}, {"start": 3971.92, "end": 3973.92, "text": " Yeah, probably not bro"}, {"start": 3974.7200000000003, "end": 3978.76, "text": " What could someone tell me bro pull up the VOD bro mods mods mods"}, {"start": 3978.76, "end": 3983.64, "text": " Please send me the video of when I went into the club and everyone was just dancing, please"}, {"start": 3984.2400000000002, "end": 3986.7200000000003, "text": " Please they need to so my stream. I need to show my stream"}, {"start": 3986.7200000000003, "end": 3993.12, "text": " Please mods you go back into the mod and link me the timestamp where we went into the fucking party disco and then please"}, {"start": 3993.12, "end": 3996.6800000000003, "text": " Please please won't look please won't look please. I should be so happy because do it, please"}, {"start": 3998.92, "end": 4002.2400000000002, "text": " What Muda did for that Morval Rival sponsor"}, {"start": 4003.92, "end": 4015.58, "text": " I'm not Jewish, I'm not Israeli, I'm Lebanese, do you guys know what Lebanese means?"}, {"start": 4015.58, "end": 4017.86, "text": " I'm from Lebanon, alright?"}, {"start": 4017.86, "end": 4021.06, "text": " Y'all know what that means, right?"}, {"start": 4021.06, "end": 4022.06, "text": " Y'all know what that means?"}, {"start": 4022.06, "end": 4032.34, "text": " Lebanon, not, not a, not a, you know, not a, yo, I am Lebanese, bro, alright?"}, {"start": 4032.34, "end": 4039.34, "text": " I am Lebanese, bro."}, {"start": 4039.34, "end": 4042.34, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 4042.34, "end": 4043.34, "text": " Do you want me?"}, {"start": 4043.34, "end": 4045.34, "text": " I'll do like two more minutes."}, {"start": 4045.34, "end": 4047.34, "text": " Let's just dance for a little bit."}, {"start": 4047.34, "end": 4050.34, "text": " Yeah, let's dance for a little bit."}, {"start": 4050.34, "end": 4055.34, "text": " If I catch any one of my viewers, then I'm so serious."}, {"start": 4055.34, "end": 4057.34, "text": " I'm so serious."}, {"start": 4057.34, "end": 4067.34, "text": " If I catch any of my viewers in a Marvel Rivals disco dance I am banning you from my chat."}, {"start": 4068.34, "end": 4078.34, "text": " Bro, if I catch any of you guys dancing in a Marvel Rivals disco bar I am banning you from my chat."}, {"start": 4079.34, "end": 4080.34, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 4082.34, "end": 4084.34, "text": " Bro, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 4087.34, "end": 4092.4, "text": " Yeah, you can blame the internet for that, but everyone just calls me Brecky and you're"}, {"start": 4093.2000000000003, "end": 4094.38, "text": " Jinxy"}, {"start": 4094.38, "end": 4096.900000000001, "text": " Goonberg, but everyone calls me Jinxy"}, {"start": 4098.2, "end": 4101.3, "text": " Same guy who plays VR chat by the way. All right"}, {"start": 4112.7, "end": 4114.7, "text": " She's so sad"}, {"start": 4117.34, "end": 4119.34, "text": " I'm not in the same false family."}, {"start": 4119.34, "end": 4123.34, "text": " Like one law in every family is a false family."}, {"start": 4125.34, "end": 4128.34, "text": " Tell someone from Ubisoft to come check my PC at this point, bro,"}, {"start": 4128.34, "end": 4131.34, "text": " because that's the only way I can prove it, okay?"}, {"start": 4131.34, "end": 4133.34, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 4135.34, "end": 4137.34, "text": " Bro, you can't just do that, bro."}, {"start": 4137.34, "end": 4139.34, "text": " How are they just banning all the people who become cheating?"}, {"start": 4139.34, "end": 4141.34, "text": " That's so not fair."}, {"start": 4141.34, "end": 4143.34, "text": " That's not fair, bro."}, {"start": 4143.34, "end": 4146.34, "text": " How do you just ban me for the entire community"}, {"start": 4146.34, "end": 4148.34, "text": " I'm chillin with no proof"}, {"start": 4148.34, "end": 4149.62, "text": " Like that's so unfair"}, {"start": 4149.62, "end": 4153.46, "text": " Do you guys think I deserve to get banned if I cheated in other games?"}, {"start": 4155.46, "end": 4156.74, "text": " In this game"}, {"start": 4156.74, "end": 4159.46, "text": " Like even though I was a changed man bro as a changed man"}, {"start": 4159.9400000000005, "end": 4161.9400000000005, "text": " Do you guys think I deserve to get banned in this game too?"}, {"start": 4162.900000000001, "end": 4165.9400000000005, "text": " Why are you guys saying yes bro like people change bro like come on man"}, {"start": 4168.02, "end": 4170.02, "text": " People change bro people change"}, {"start": 4170.02, "end": 4182.080000000001, "text": " 6 months ago bro come on man"}, {"start": 4182.080000000001, "end": 4183.080000000001, "text": " I just people change bro"}, {"start": 4183.080000000001, "end": 4193.080000000001, "text": " People change bro"}, {"start": 4193.080000000001, "end": 4196.700000000001, "text": " Child I'm a different guy than 6 months ago bro"}, {"start": 4196.700000000001, "end": 4199.9400000000005, "text": " I'm a different guy than 6 months ago"}, {"start": 4199.9400000000005, "end": 4203.9400000000005, "text": " Six months ago was not, you know, I hardly remember myself six months ago."}, {"start": 4207.9400000000005, "end": 4209.9400000000005, "text": " Come on Chad, don't be like this bro, please."}, {"start": 4223.9400000000005, "end": 4225.9400000000005, "text": " If I don't get unbanned bro, I'm spin-botting."}, {"start": 4225.9400000000005, "end": 4228.9400000000005, "text": " I'm gonna start spin-botting on Rainbow 16, Johnson Murphy counts."}, {"start": 4229.9400000000005, "end": 4235.9400000000005, "text": " I'm joking. I am joking. Stop. It was a joke. I'm sorry. Forgive me, please. I'm joking."}, {"start": 4236.9400000000005, "end": 4237.9400000000005, "text": " Joking."}, {"start": 4259.9400000000005, "end": 4263.9400000000005, "text": " That's why it's not as stupid to accuse him of cheating, because no one's ever done this."}, {"start": 4263.9400000000005, "end": 4266.9400000000005, "text": " He might just be a chosen one."}, {"start": 4266.9400000000005, "end": 4268.9400000000005, "text": " SHUT UP!"}, {"start": 4268.9400000000005, "end": 4270.9400000000005, "text": " Let it go!"}, {"start": 4274.9400000000005, "end": 4277.9400000000005, "text": " Alo with the five! I love you, God bless you!"}, {"start": 4284.9400000000005, "end": 4286.9400000000005, "text": " You know what they should do, bro?"}, {"start": 4286.9400000000005, "end": 4291.9400000000005, "text": " Rainbow Six Street should unbend me on one condition, if I can go pro."}, {"start": 4291.9400000000005, "end": 4292.9400000000005, "text": " And then I'll go pro."}, {"start": 4292.9400000000005, "end": 4294.9400000000005, "text": " I'm gonna clear all accusations."}, {"start": 4294.9400000000005, "end": 4298.9400000000005, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4298.9400000000005, "end": 4300.9400000000005, "text": " Shadow's posture is worse."}, {"start": 4300.9400000000005, "end": 4302.9400000000005, "text": " Me or this guy?"}, {"start": 4309.9400000000005, "end": 4311.9400000000005, "text": " Bro, my posture is not like this."}, {"start": 4311.9400000000005, "end": 4313.9400000000005, "text": " But what the fuck?"}, {"start": 4313.9400000000005, "end": 4315.9400000000005, "text": " Who made this fucking emo?"}, {"start": 4315.9400000000005, "end": 4321.14, "text": " emo you fucking assholes you guys are actually assholes but my posture is not"}, {"start": 4321.14, "end": 4330.700000000001, "text": " this bad bro the fuck what is this bro thanks for giving me such a good laugh"}, {"start": 4330.700000000001, "end": 4340.38, "text": " what is this are you playing ranked yeah oh but this but this was a clip"}, {"start": 4340.38, "end": 4346.68, "text": " bro yesterday was a disaster but chat wallet yesterday was a disaster this is"}, {"start": 4346.68, "end": 4351.02, "text": " one of the clips where I leaked everything bro are you playing ranked yeah"}, {"start": 4351.02, "end": 4354.78, "text": " oh I like the code I like the code stocks stocks stocks stocks like the codes"}, {"start": 4354.78, "end": 4384.58, "text": " And the guy trying to walk me through it is an Indian from Mumbai with the thickest accents"}, {"start": 4384.58, "end": 4386.58, "text": " I've ever heard in my life."}, {"start": 4386.58, "end": 4387.58, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 4387.58, "end": 4388.58, "text": " Redeem it!"}, {"start": 4388.58, "end": 4389.58, "text": " Redeem it!"}, {"start": 4389.58, "end": 4390.58, "text": " Redeem it!"}, {"start": 4390.58, "end": 4392.58, "text": " Bro, where do I redeem it?"}, {"start": 4392.58, "end": 4393.58, "text": " Redeem it!"}, {"start": 4393.58, "end": 4394.58, "text": " Redeem it!"}, {"start": 4394.58, "end": 4395.58, "text": " Redeem it!"}, {"start": 4395.58, "end": 4398.5, "text": " Like bro, by the way, the codes were long gone."}, {"start": 4398.5, "end": 4400.3, "text": " The codes were long gone."}, {"start": 4400.3, "end": 4401.3, "text": " Long gone."}, {"start": 4401.3, "end": 4402.3, "text": " The codes were redeemed."}, {"start": 4402.3, "end": 4403.3, "text": " Gone."}, {"start": 4403.3, "end": 4404.3, "text": " My chat."}, {"start": 4404.3, "end": 4405.3, "text": " Yo, whoever was in my chat, they redeemed both of those codes."}, {"start": 4405.3, "end": 4406.3, "text": " They did."}, {"start": 4406.3, "end": 4407.3, "text": " There was two codes."}, {"start": 4407.3, "end": 4408.94, "text": " Motherfucker, you're gonna love me one."}, {"start": 4408.94, "end": 4411.86, "text": " You fucking selfish fuck, okay?"}, {"start": 4411.86, "end": 4413.74, "text": " Motherfucker redeemed two codes."}, {"start": 4443.74, "end": 4446.32, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what's your final verdict, bro?"}, {"start": 4447.5199999999995, "end": 4450.219999999999, "text": " I don't know bro. I have to ask you about some things."}, {"start": 4450.219999999999, "end": 4452.9, "text": " Alright, go ahead. I'm gonna open the book bro. Go for it."}, {"start": 4452.9, "end": 4456.12, "text": " Okay, first thing, breathe bro, breathe."}, {"start": 4456.12, "end": 4458.92, "text": " I'm breathing! Why are you letting me out? I'm breathing fine!"}, {"start": 4460.92, "end": 4462.42, "text": " No, I'm telling you to chill."}, {"start": 4462.42, "end": 4463.42, "text": " I'm chill!"}, {"start": 4463.42, "end": 4464.42, "text": " Go ahead."}, {"start": 4464.42, "end": 4465.42, "text": " As a friend."}, {"start": 4465.42, "end": 4471.92, "text": " Trust, trust, because some people, they're really heated, like they think, oh, this, this, you know, like they're really mad."}, {"start": 4471.92, "end": 4479.32, "text": " But if you have the stuff against it, then boom, they can't say nothing."}, {"start": 4479.32, "end": 4482.92, "text": " Alright, so listen, I want to start. Did you watch the Vashar video?"}, {"start": 4482.92, "end": 4484.92, "text": " Yeah, I watched it all."}, {"start": 4484.92, "end": 4491.92, "text": " Okay, so let me start. So you got banned on Siege when?"}, {"start": 4491.92, "end": 4495.92, "text": " Yesterday or two days ago. Yesterday or yesterday?"}, {"start": 4495.92, "end": 4498.92, "text": " Yesterday. And are you unbanned already or no?"}, {"start": 4498.92, "end": 4501.78, "text": " No, I talk into a moderator right now, he said Monday."}, {"start": 4503.72, "end": 4504.92, "text": " To a moderator, of who?"}, {"start": 4504.92, "end": 4506.8, "text": " Like the guy that walks, yeah, yeah, yeah,"}, {"start": 4506.8, "end": 4509.6, "text": " the guy that works at the R6, he said,"}, {"start": 4509.6, "end": 4511.56, "text": " he said, you'll get a decision by Monday."}, {"start": 4512.68, "end": 4513.6, "text": " A decision?"}, {"start": 4513.6, "end": 4514.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4514.4400000000005, "end": 4517.76, "text": " Oh, okay, did you ask him why your band?"}, {"start": 4517.76, "end": 4519.76, "text": " Yeah, he said that, let me see,"}, {"start": 4519.76, "end": 4521.88, "text": " let me go through the messages, he said,"}, {"start": 4521.88, "end": 4529.96, "text": " I said, can I understand why I even got banned?"}, {"start": 4529.96, "end": 4533.58, "text": " He said, let me share all of this to the security team."}, {"start": 4533.58, "end": 4538.88, "text": " We're going to get to the bottom of all of it, though no guarantees, praying emoji."}, {"start": 4538.88, "end": 4540.84, "text": " I said, what did I get banned for?"}, {"start": 4540.84, "end": 4544.24, "text": " He said, haha, I actually don't even know that information either."}, {"start": 4544.24, "end": 4548.04, "text": " I'm on the US creators team, so we work directly with creators."}, {"start": 4548.04, "end": 4553.04, "text": " it comes to bands and enforcement, that's all the safety slash security team."}, {"start": 4553.04, "end": 4560.0, "text": " Got it, got it, got it. Interesting. So, is this a lot of people wonder, right? Because"}, {"start": 4560.0, "end": 4564.28, "text": " you hopped into R6, all of a sudden you were playing really, really good and won the once."}, {"start": 4564.28, "end": 4568.12, "text": " And you have how many hours in R6? Sorry?"}, {"start": 4568.12, "end": 4570.599999999999, "text": " of how many hours in our six?"}, {"start": 4570.599999999999, "end": 4571.099999999999, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4578.5199999999995, "end": 4579.76, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 4579.76, "end": 4581.96, "text": " Like 50?"}, {"start": 4581.96, "end": 4583.08, "text": " 50 hours, OK."}, {"start": 4583.08, "end": 4584.88, "text": " And what a lot of people are wondering, right?"}, {"start": 4584.88, "end": 4587.4, "text": " They're thinking, oh, he kind of progressed so fast."}, {"start": 4587.4, "end": 4590.4, "text": " Is this your only account, or were you like smurfing maybe?"}, {"start": 4590.4, "end": 4591.08, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 4591.08, "end": 4595.08, "text": " So I used to play on Rainbow Six Siege on console."}, {"start": 4595.08, "end": 4598.04, "text": " So yeah, like on Xbox a long time ago."}, {"start": 4598.04, "end": 4600.04, "text": " when?"}, {"start": 4600.04, "end": 4605.04, "text": " like roughly like years ago or months ago or"}, {"start": 4605.04, "end": 4611.04, "text": " uh no years ago but like 10 years ago"}, {"start": 4611.04, "end": 4616.04, "text": " okay but why did you say that before"}, {"start": 4616.04, "end": 4619.04, "text": " I did that everyone knows it like"}, {"start": 4619.04, "end": 4622.04, "text": " okay because that's the problem like I"}, {"start": 4622.04, "end": 4623.54, "text": " only see clips you know and if I only see"}, {"start": 4623.54, "end": 4625.54, "text": " clips then it's like half of the shit"}, {"start": 4625.54, "end": 4627.04, "text": " gets gets fun under okay okay okay"}, {"start": 4627.04, "end": 4632.32, "text": " Okay, okay, let me make a note. Let me make a note. So and how many hours do you have there roughly maybe like like what level where you maybe"}, {"start": 4633.4, "end": 4635.4, "text": " I was over 80 90"}, {"start": 4637.12, "end": 4642.84, "text": " It's like 50 hours on PC level 90 on console"}, {"start": 4644.48, "end": 4646.48, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 4647.32, "end": 4652.4, "text": " So then what is all is is is rarie your old account. Yeah, yeah, okay"}, {"start": 4653.08, "end": 4655.08, "text": " Yeah, oh"}, {"start": 4655.08, "end": 4660.08, "text": " I have like 500 hours on Xbox. Yes, yes, yes, 500 hours on Xbox."}, {"start": 4660.08, "end": 4664.08, "text": " Uh, 500 on Xbox, okay."}, {"start": 4664.08, "end": 4668.08, "text": " So wait, so this Rari shit, what is this about? Rari, Rari."}, {"start": 4668.08, "end": 4672.08, "text": " That's how it used to be, that's what used to be my like, like my nickname back in the day."}, {"start": 4672.08, "end": 4678.08, "text": " Okay, okay. And he had says, hey there was an anti cheat update today along with the new patch."}, {"start": 4678.08, "end": 4682.08, "text": " Okay, is this you? 2021?"}, {"start": 4682.76, "end": 4684.76, "text": " Where"}, {"start": 4685.44, "end": 4687.44, "text": " Wait, I'll screenshot"}, {"start": 4687.92, "end": 4689.92, "text": " Oh my bro like"}, {"start": 4695.32, "end": 4697.92, "text": " Again, I don't want to put you in the corner like if you don't want to I don't know"}, {"start": 4700.04, "end": 4702.04, "text": " This screenshot"}, {"start": 4703.8, "end": 4705.86, "text": " What game is this for game is this for"}, {"start": 4705.86, "end": 4712.86, "text": " I don't know. This is probably me bro, why 216 was me."}, {"start": 4712.86, "end": 4719.86, "text": " This is a guy who put like a screenshot or something, like saying that you were trying"}, {"start": 4719.86, "end": 4724.86, "text": " to buy cheats, but what game would this be? Like you're asking for anti-cheat update?"}, {"start": 4724.86, "end": 4729.86, "text": " Bro, it has to either be Rust, Minecraft or Roblox."}, {"start": 4729.86, "end": 4731.86, "text": " Not R6!"}, {"start": 4731.86, "end": 4734.86, "text": " No bro, no, no, no."}, {"start": 4734.86, "end": 4741.9, "text": " You never cheated. I'm talking downloading software like"}, {"start": 4741.9, "end": 4747.7, "text": " Slap it maybe other thing but you never cheated. No no no no no no no."}, {"start": 4747.7, "end": 4754.0199999999995, "text": " Not a console, not a PC. No no no. I don't even think ZIMS were even a thing back in the day. So no."}, {"start": 4754.0199999999995, "end": 4757.98, "text": " What's a ZIM? Like those things, like they came out like five years ago or something probably."}, {"start": 4757.98, "end": 4762.94, "text": " Like it's like a console hack but I was I wasn't even playing Siege back in the day"}, {"start": 4762.9400000000005, "end": 4764.9400000000005, "text": " Why would you know what a Zim is?"}, {"start": 4764.9400000000005, "end": 4766.9400000000005, "text": " Because everyone knows what a Zim is."}, {"start": 4766.9400000000005, "end": 4768.9400000000005, "text": " I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm part of it."}, {"start": 4768.9400000000005, "end": 4770.9400000000005, "text": " Um, okay."}, {"start": 4770.9400000000005, "end": 4772.9400000000005, "text": " So what is this?"}, {"start": 4772.9400000000005, "end": 4774.9400000000005, "text": " May 2021, blah blah blah blah blah."}, {"start": 4774.9400000000005, "end": 4776.9400000000005, "text": " Paragon cheats."}, {"start": 4776.9400000000005, "end": 4778.9400000000005, "text": " What is this for?"}, {"start": 4778.9400000000005, "end": 4780.9400000000005, "text": " Um, should I say, I need like,"}, {"start": 4780.9400000000005, "end": 4782.9400000000005, "text": " I can't be the guy like"}, {"start": 4782.9400000000005, "end": 4784.9400000000005, "text": " asking the questions, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 4784.9400000000005, "end": 4786.9400000000005, "text": " Like I feel, I get"}, {"start": 4786.9400000000005, "end": 4788.9400000000005, "text": " one of the R6 guys, okay?"}, {"start": 4788.9400000000005, "end": 4790.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, go for it."}, {"start": 4790.9400000000005, "end": 4793.700000000001, "text": " And again, bro, just like, you know, wait, boom"}, {"start": 4795.14, "end": 4797.42, "text": " Wait varsity or bikini bikini says"}, {"start": 4799.1, "end": 4802.780000000001, "text": " This guy added I have zero intent to debate mood of the fuck that guy"}, {"start": 4805.820000000001, "end": 4810.52, "text": " So I'll get all the guy varsity he said he's done boom"}, {"start": 4811.580000000001, "end": 4813.580000000001, "text": " Have you talked to varsity before or bikini?"}, {"start": 4814.780000000001, "end": 4816.460000000001, "text": " No"}, {"start": 4816.460000000001, "end": 4818.860000000001, "text": " But if I talk to that guy, bro, I might actually like rage"}, {"start": 4818.86, "end": 4824.139999999999, "text": " So I can't try to how old is how old is 21?"}, {"start": 4824.139999999999, "end": 4829.54, "text": " Bro, you're 21 so act like that bro. Come on like there's people who are mad and you have nothing to hide"}, {"start": 4829.54, "end": 4831.54, "text": " So just like speak to them easy"}, {"start": 4833.38, "end": 4837.0199999999995, "text": " Again, you just look worse if you're like crashing out and shit, trust me"}, {"start": 4838.98, "end": 4840.98, "text": " Just try to like"}, {"start": 4840.9800000000005, "end": 4847.9800000000005, "text": " I can't see your message."}, {"start": 4870.9800000000005, "end": 4877.9800000000005, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 4930.9800000000005, "end": 4938.9400000000005, "text": " so wait also I don't want to bring this drama back up again but what is the"}, {"start": 4938.9400000000005, "end": 4944.620000000001, "text": " wind trading about like I thought it was just a troll like is it is there"}, {"start": 4944.620000000001, "end": 4950.740000000001, "text": " something to that or no no bro there's nothing to that bro like what happened"}, {"start": 4950.740000000001, "end": 4958.06, "text": " though I'm here okay okay okay okay varsity just so I get that just so"}, {"start": 4958.06, "end": 4960.700000000001, "text": " Everybody knows who's speaking."}, {"start": 4960.700000000001, "end": 4961.9800000000005, "text": " Chat is saying you're a YouTuber."}, {"start": 4961.9800000000005, "end": 4964.5, "text": " Do you play a lot of R6 or?"}, {"start": 4964.5, "end": 4967.42, "text": " I've been playing R6 for 10 years."}, {"start": 4967.42, "end": 4970.5, "text": " Professionally or only recreationally?"}, {"start": 4970.5, "end": 4972.22, "text": " Just as a content creator."}, {"start": 4972.22, "end": 4973.18, "text": " As a content creator."}, {"start": 4973.18, "end": 4974.900000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 4974.900000000001, "end": 4977.820000000001, "text": " And you made some posts on Twitter, right?"}, {"start": 4977.820000000001, "end": 4979.02, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 4979.02, "end": 4979.52, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 4979.52, "end": 4982.14, "text": " I feel like I'm on an interview."}, {"start": 4982.14, "end": 4984.34, "text": " Hey, I hope I'm not doing it."}, {"start": 4984.34, "end": 4985.5, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4985.5, "end": 4986.780000000001, "text": " I don't feel like it's an interview."}, {"start": 4986.78, "end": 4991.78, "text": " I don't know, I'm just trying to be like an unbiased individual here, trying to break it all down."}, {"start": 4991.78, "end": 4999.78, "text": " Alright, because when there's big allegations thrown around, like cheater, everybody hates cheaters in the gaming community, it's gotta be addressed somehow."}, {"start": 4999.78, "end": 5003.78, "text": " Alright, let me see, let me find those tweets."}, {"start": 5003.78, "end": 5006.78, "text": " Well, it's actually why I kind of got involved in it."}, {"start": 5006.78, "end": 5011.099999999999, "text": " My main thing in Siege is I do every week something called Hacker Replay where I"}, {"start": 5012.38, "end": 5016.62, "text": " take like the match replay files from people that they submit to me and I review footage"}, {"start": 5016.62, "end": 5018.78, "text": " for the match replay to see if they're cheating or not."}, {"start": 5020.94, "end": 5023.58, "text": " And the people who you think are cheating do they get banned usually or?"}, {"start": 5025.58, "end": 5030.219999999999, "text": " For a while Ubisoft would like watch my videos and then ban them if they weren't already banned"}, {"start": 5030.219999999999, "end": 5035.099999999999, "text": " but recently the intercheats been better that most people who are pretty suspicious get banned"}, {"start": 5035.1, "end": 5039.1, "text": " automatically. So like by the time my video comes out they're usually already banned."}, {"start": 5040.3, "end": 5041.18, "text": " Like Mooda right now."}, {"start": 5042.9400000000005, "end": 5044.06, "text": " Sorry. No, sorry."}, {"start": 5044.06, "end": 5046.06, "text": " Yes, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 5046.9400000000005, "end": 5051.9800000000005, "text": " All right. So you started the whole discussion, I think, right? Or like from your side at least?"}, {"start": 5052.54, "end": 5058.22, "text": " So, to be honest, 100% what happened. So I saw that clip on Reddit"}, {"start": 5059.42, "end": 5064.700000000001, "text": " and I was like, wow, that's crazy. And I tweeted it. I went to bed. I woke up. I was"}, {"start": 5064.7, "end": 5070.54, "text": " was like what the fuck happened I did not think it was that big of a deal"}, {"start": 5094.7, "end": 5104.7, "text": " Okay. Yeah, okay, okay, okay. What, what? Oh, sorry, sorry. I thought Mooda was- I thought"}, {"start": 5104.7, "end": 5105.7, "text": " Mooda was-"}, {"start": 5105.7, "end": 5106.7, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5106.7, "end": 5110.54, "text": " Alright, so, uh, nobody got streamed, I was cheating on 1v1, dude has 20 hours on Siege,"}, {"start": 5110.54, "end": 5114.5, "text": " and it's Flick, Hatshaw, and Jinxie. Did you do that, that tweet, or after only saying"}, {"start": 5114.5, "end": 5116.98, "text": " one clip, or did you see like more of the 1v1?"}, {"start": 5116.98, "end": 5121.099999999999, "text": " No, I just saw that clip, tweeted it, because I was like, that's crazy. Then then"}, {"start": 5121.1, "end": 5126.38, "text": " went to bed. Next day I reviewed the entire VOD and at the end I was like oh it was only"}, {"start": 5126.38, "end": 5132.780000000001, "text": " that one clip that's fine. So what do you mean that's fine? Like I watched the rest of it"}, {"start": 5132.780000000001, "end": 5138.780000000001, "text": " and I was like you know everyone once in a while will get a wall bang head shot it happens"}, {"start": 5138.780000000001, "end": 5143.5, "text": " like it is suspicious but like when every other round I saw I was like oh nothing here is"}, {"start": 5143.5, "end": 5147.740000000001, "text": " suspicious everything makes sense it's like you know it's a one-off situation. Wait what the"}, {"start": 5147.74, "end": 5152.74, "text": " Fuck, I thought you were... I thought you thought they were Mooda's sheets. I thought you were the guy."}, {"start": 5152.74, "end": 5157.74, "text": " Well then I did a second video where Fett sent me the match replay files."}, {"start": 5157.74, "end": 5159.74, "text": " So I don't know if you play much Siege."}, {"start": 5159.74, "end": 5160.74, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5160.74, "end": 5164.74, "text": " There's like an actual file that will play back the entire match in-game."}, {"start": 5164.74, "end": 5166.74, "text": " So it's not like just footage."}, {"start": 5166.74, "end": 5170.74, "text": " So you can swap between people. You can do third person, move around, everything."}, {"start": 5170.74, "end": 5176.74, "text": " So then another content creator Fett sent me the files that one of Mooda's teammates sent to Fett"}, {"start": 5176.74, "end": 5181.74, "text": " to Fed because even his teammate was suspicious. And then I watch back the match and then there"}, {"start": 5181.74, "end": 5186.94, "text": " I was like, I'm sure it happens in every other game like Counter-Strike as well where obviously"}, {"start": 5186.94, "end": 5193.94, "text": " a few times in a match people will accidentally line up with someone, right? It happens but"}, {"start": 5193.94, "end": 5198.0599999999995, "text": " usually there's two, three in a match and then that's it. And then when we were watching"}, {"start": 5198.0599999999995, "end": 5203.0199999999995, "text": " it back I was like, oh, this happened like five times in one match. Like that's pretty"}, {"start": 5203.02, "end": 5208.740000000001, "text": " crazy so then the second video I said I don't know what he would be using but my"}, {"start": 5208.740000000001, "end": 5213.820000000001, "text": " suspicion was that it'd be some type of cheat and what those like matchmaking"}, {"start": 5213.820000000001, "end": 5217.820000000001, "text": " games I wasn't like I could be yes it was ranked in like champ level lobbies"}, {"start": 5217.820000000001, "end": 5223.06, "text": " I'll see my own stream if you know like if he was I don't know I would assume"}, {"start": 5223.06, "end": 5234.5, "text": " on stream. Interesting. Okay. mood. Are you there? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Let me look at this"}, {"start": 5234.5, "end": 5239.22, "text": " because I keep getting this link. Yeah. Yeah. You only I know you want to bring on stream"}, {"start": 5239.22, "end": 5245.18, "text": " blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm just gonna post a proof. You sold sheets for Siege. Yeah,"}, {"start": 5245.18, "end": 5250.860000000001, "text": " I saw this. This was also I mean, go you can go through it. He sells sheets on this"}, {"start": 5250.86, "end": 5254.299999999999, "text": " Alta Ego, Kaos, Rari, have a nice day, I'm fucking Mura, suck my-"}, {"start": 5254.299999999999, "end": 5263.62, "text": " Okay, boom, 2020, screenshot of Mura, Kaos, Sheets, PV, G-May, what the fuck, features,"}, {"start": 5263.62, "end": 5274.7, "text": " Rainbow, CAF, ESP, Rainbow Camps, Choms, Custom FV, blah blah blah blah, okay, R6, Bang,"}, {"start": 5274.7, "end": 5279.22, "text": " made by chaos cheats who's that actually when I search up"}, {"start": 5279.22, "end": 5285.86, "text": " about that I don't know what this is saying the cow sheathes you yeah it's"}, {"start": 5285.86, "end": 5294.34, "text": " trying to say that to me yeah yeah this also is all like like I don't know if"}, {"start": 5294.34, "end": 5297.94, "text": " this is all edited I don't know any of this this is not any not any of this is"}, {"start": 5297.9400000000005, "end": 5308.860000000001, "text": " real. That's my like, like, my response, like this is all fake, basically, or edited or photoshopped."}, {"start": 5309.860000000001, "end": 5315.9400000000005, "text": " I don't know. Yeah. Sometimes I'm not going to lie to everybody careful right now with assumptions."}, {"start": 5315.9400000000005, "end": 5319.460000000001, "text": " Why? Because, bro, there's one guy, for example, who's being hated in Germany or like"}, {"start": 5319.460000000001, "end": 5324.660000000001, "text": " hella clip farms, and the whole like, like community is kind of making fun. And they keep"}, {"start": 5324.66, "end": 5326.22, "text": " posting fake clips, fake stuff."}, {"start": 5326.22, "end": 5327.78, "text": " I don't know where he's got this from, Bikini."}, {"start": 5327.78, "end": 5329.54, "text": " Maybe you can specify."}, {"start": 5329.54, "end": 5333.74, "text": " But if he just got a DM on Twitter, like, yo, look at this."}, {"start": 5333.74, "end": 5335.38, "text": " I've also gotten duped before."}, {"start": 5335.38, "end": 5337.139999999999, "text": " And we do have to be careful here."}, {"start": 5337.139999999999, "end": 5339.3, "text": " If Bikini, if you can say where you found this,"}, {"start": 5339.3, "end": 5343.22, "text": " if you have like a link or something, then that would help."}, {"start": 5343.22, "end": 5345.139999999999, "text": " Someone's saying in 2020, no discord text."}, {"start": 5345.139999999999, "end": 5347.94, "text": " But I think this is a recent screenshot, they say, right?"}, {"start": 5347.94, "end": 5350.78, "text": " But again, like, there needs to be more than a screenshot."}, {"start": 5350.78, "end": 5351.9, "text": " Would be nice, Bikini."}, {"start": 5351.9, "end": 5352.74, "text": " Or it has to be."}, {"start": 5352.74, "end": 5357.54, "text": " Like, can I just have a, like, can you scroll up again, please?"}, {"start": 5358.66, "end": 5358.86, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5358.86, "end": 5363.86, "text": " Um, press on that, whatever the fuck, chaos, cheats, PV, whatever the fuck that is."}, {"start": 5363.86, "end": 5365.62, "text": " No, no, no, all the way back with discord messages."}, {"start": 5366.74, "end": 5372.179999999999, "text": " Uh, so in 2020, uh, I wasn't a streamer yet."}, {"start": 5372.46, "end": 5373.94, "text": " And so my name wasn't Muda."}, {"start": 5373.98, "end": 5375.3, "text": " It was Rory in 2020."}, {"start": 5375.34, "end": 5380.099999999999, "text": " So I don't know why this is like Muda with a profile picture."}, {"start": 5380.66, "end": 5382.0199999999995, "text": " Um, is it the same?"}, {"start": 5382.02, "end": 5383.22, "text": " But is it the same discord account?"}, {"start": 5383.22, "end": 5384.06, "text": " And can I be honest?"}, {"start": 5384.06, "end": 5384.9800000000005, "text": " Can I be honest?"}, {"start": 5386.26, "end": 5387.06, "text": " Can I be honest?"}, {"start": 5387.580000000001, "end": 5391.820000000001, "text": " Uh, like when I used to cheat back in the day, I had a, uh, like before I was a"}, {"start": 5391.820000000001, "end": 5396.580000000001, "text": " streamer, I had a different discord account and I, uh, like I deleted that"}, {"start": 5396.580000000001, "end": 5400.18, "text": " discord account because I mean, I don't know about you guys, but I was like,"}, {"start": 5400.22, "end": 5402.14, "text": " I used to say some crazy stuff on the internet."}, {"start": 5402.580000000001, "end": 5404.1, "text": " So I deleted that discord account."}, {"start": 5404.42, "end": 5407.06, "text": " So no, this is completely false."}, {"start": 5407.06, "end": 5410.700000000001, "text": " It's completely like inspect, elemented or photoshopped or fake because."}, {"start": 5410.740000000001, "end": 5411.06, "text": " So."}, {"start": 5411.38, "end": 5411.700000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5412.02, "end": 5417.42, "text": " because what he's saying like and it would work if you use the Rari account and"}, {"start": 5417.42, "end": 5421.38, "text": " renamed it to Muda you know yeah and then now they look at yeah don't use like"}, {"start": 5421.38, "end": 5424.9400000000005, "text": " the Rari account this account doesn't exist anymore no no no no no no it's"}, {"start": 5424.9400000000005, "end": 5431.820000000001, "text": " completely gone completely gone because I because I like like I don't know I'm"}, {"start": 5431.820000000001, "end": 5435.1, "text": " just I'm human so I used to say stuff back in the day when I was growing up"}, {"start": 5435.1, "end": 5439.700000000001, "text": " and I didn't want any screenshots to get like sent up because I was young"}, {"start": 5439.7, "end": 5444.5, "text": " And I used to say shit. So again, I just I deleted that account. So my in 2020"}, {"start": 5444.66, "end": 5448.0199999999995, "text": " My district account was called the raw or you're not mood up. So this is completely fake"}, {"start": 5448.0199999999995, "end": 5452.22, "text": " Whatever this is whoever sent this these these groups meet shots completely false"}, {"start": 5457.46, "end": 5462.82, "text": " Wait, wait, but but and and the mood of this court account this current one when"}, {"start": 5463.86, "end": 5465.22, "text": " when"}, {"start": 5465.22, "end": 5469.66, "text": " Did you make that after also wait? Wait? Wait? Also, there was no tags in 2020"}, {"start": 5469.66, "end": 5470.96, "text": " You know, we didn't have any discords."}, {"start": 5470.96, "end": 5472.0599999999995, "text": " You don't understand."}, {"start": 5472.0599999999995, "end": 5472.5599999999995, "text": " You don't understand."}, {"start": 5472.5599999999995, "end": 5473.46, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 5474.16, "end": 5477.46, "text": " If you they right now checked up a server."}, {"start": 5478.26, "end": 5481.16, "text": " This is where you may be this account typed it."}, {"start": 5481.16, "end": 5485.26, "text": " So yeah, I get what you're saying."}, {"start": 5485.26, "end": 5485.76, "text": " Get what you're saying."}, {"start": 5485.76, "end": 5490.16, "text": " But in 2020, I had a different discord account than what I'm on now"}, {"start": 5490.16, "end": 5494.86, "text": " because I started streaming in 2023 and I deleted my old discord"}, {"start": 5494.86, "end": 5496.36, "text": " account 2023."}, {"start": 5496.36, "end": 5503.08, "text": " So whatever was in 2020 was not this is a fake screenshot. This is 100% it's like a limited"}, {"start": 5503.96, "end": 5508.5199999999995, "text": " But then but then right now people are coming at you because it says this account got created in 2018"}, {"start": 5508.5199999999995, "end": 5512.2, "text": " But you had just what like multiple accounts or probably check multiple accounts"}, {"start": 5512.96, "end": 5514.96, "text": " Got it"}, {"start": 5516.2, "end": 5520.96, "text": " I mean he needs to push show like where these are coming from then here this was this is also the old steam account"}, {"start": 5521.28, "end": 5523.28, "text": " People used to set sheets for siege"}, {"start": 5523.719999999999, "end": 5525.719999999999, "text": " And what is this?"}, {"start": 5526.36, "end": 5547.08, "text": " I don't like being this guy right now, but I'll throw in again. I think that I try to be like as unbiased as possible"}, {"start": 5547.08, "end": 5552.5199999999995, "text": " I know Muda probably doesn't believe that. No, it's fine with me. No, no, bro. It's fine. It's fine."}, {"start": 5552.52, "end": 5558.360000000001, "text": " Well, I'll throw in just you know, I'm trying to be the neutral and saying like whether you are cheating or not I"}, {"start": 5558.76, "end": 5565.4800000000005, "text": " Will throw in that you did just say before that that you made the moota account after you deleted the rowery account"}, {"start": 5565.52, "end": 5568.080000000001, "text": " But if the moota accounts from 2018"}, {"start": 5568.88, "end": 5574.320000000001, "text": " So that may have had so I again it was probably just two accounts"}, {"start": 5575.8, "end": 5582.0, "text": " Because I mean in my defense if I was going to sell cheats like that screenshot was saying"}, {"start": 5582.52, "end": 5584.52, "text": " Pretty sure I would have two different accounts"}, {"start": 5585.360000000001, "end": 5587.52, "text": " Not for the same one that I'm on right now. I"}, {"start": 5588.76, "end": 5593.8, "text": " Mean, I mean there's a way to prove it if that guy has that screenshot"}, {"start": 5595.280000000001, "end": 5599.96, "text": " Make him recreate it, but like like yeah, just like add us to the discord"}, {"start": 5599.96, "end": 5606.540000000001, "text": " Yeah, exactly, and if that's the case if that's the which I'm which I'm 99% sure which is false. I say, okay, okay"}, {"start": 5607.280000000001, "end": 5609.52, "text": " Okay. Yeah, I mean that would be that would be"}, {"start": 5609.52, "end": 5615.6, "text": " that would be then it's like confirmed confirmed exactly exactly if it's a"}, {"start": 5615.6, "end": 5621.4800000000005, "text": " match is a message that still exists then you know yeah I know where he got the"}, {"start": 5621.4800000000005, "end": 5626.320000000001, "text": " shit from but can you say where you got it from Mr. Bikini like that those"}, {"start": 5626.320000000001, "end": 5631.92, "text": " screenshots what is this click the info let me see and this chaos account is"}, {"start": 5631.92, "end": 5637.360000000001, "text": " it's you or not you there's demon no I don't know what the fuck I mean chaos"}, {"start": 5637.36, "end": 5639.92, "text": " Maybe one of my cheating accounts, I don't know."}, {"start": 5644.339999999999, "end": 5645.88, "text": " Again, bro, I don't know when this was, bro."}, {"start": 5645.88, "end": 5648.48, "text": " So like, I'm literally trying to be as like,"}, {"start": 5648.48, "end": 5649.32, "text": " honest as I can."}, {"start": 5649.32, "end": 5650.5599999999995, "text": " I told you guys I used to cheat."}, {"start": 5650.5599999999995, "end": 5654.5599999999995, "text": " So chaos, literally, I went under a bajillion names"}, {"start": 5654.5599999999995, "end": 5655.96, "text": " back in the day, like a bajillion."}, {"start": 5655.96, "end": 5657.7, "text": " But you did say noR6, or?"}, {"start": 5657.7, "end": 5659.28, "text": " Yeah, noR6, noR6."}, {"start": 5660.58, "end": 5662.96, "text": " I'm assuming even you can understand that like,"}, {"start": 5662.96, "end": 5665.599999999999, "text": " after first saying I had never cheated,"}, {"start": 5665.6, "end": 5667.64, "text": " and then now saying why never cheated on stream"}, {"start": 5667.64, "end": 5670.92, "text": " yeah i don't know i know in my case this is like"}, {"start": 5670.92, "end": 5674.160000000001, "text": " fucked up but again this was all like"}, {"start": 5674.160000000001, "end": 5677.68, "text": " twenty twenty was like six years ago"}, {"start": 5677.68, "end": 5678.92, "text": " so like"}, {"start": 5678.92, "end": 5681.72, "text": " and my defense"}, {"start": 5681.72, "end": 5683.56, "text": " in the past"}, {"start": 5683.56, "end": 5686.08, "text": " i i i yes i will say i'm cheating"}, {"start": 5686.08, "end": 5688.740000000001, "text": " i was cheating"}, {"start": 5688.740000000001, "end": 5691.08, "text": " what the fuck is the past have to do with"}, {"start": 5691.08, "end": 5694.72, "text": " the band i faced today when i say that i'm not cheating"}, {"start": 5694.72, "end": 5708.0, "text": " Well, the assumption would be, um, because obviously in terms of service is very broad, we don't know exactly what it would be like, yes, I understand like cheating is fucked up because, you know, as I get older, like, obviously cheating is fucked up."}, {"start": 5708.0, "end": 5716.2, "text": " But when I die by a cheater, uh, and Valorant, like a stream sniper or a rainbow six siege, I was getting hacked on a lot when I was playing with mingo stack."}, {"start": 5716.2, "end": 5723.54, "text": " That shit feels like ass, and I understand that now, but like, I don't know how to like,"}, {"start": 5723.54, "end": 5729.0, "text": " like, everyone is hacking at me now, but bringing up shit six years ago."}, {"start": 5729.0, "end": 5735.04, "text": " It's like, yes, I did cheat six years ago, but we're talking about now, like."}, {"start": 5735.04, "end": 5737.28, "text": " But you also said Russ six months ago, no?"}, {"start": 5737.28, "end": 5743.48, "text": " True, true, true, but like, again, like, in my defense, I mean, we could have anyone"}, {"start": 5743.4800000000005, "end": 5750.56, "text": " from Ubisoft, come and check my PC, like, I was not cheating in..."}, {"start": 5750.56, "end": 5751.56, "text": " But one of the..."}, {"start": 5751.56, "end": 5756.240000000001, "text": " I don't know if this would be the reason, but one of the terms of service is that, again,"}, {"start": 5756.240000000001, "end": 5759.88, "text": " not saying you cheated for sure on Siege in the past, but if you have an account that"}, {"start": 5759.88, "end": 5764.080000000001, "text": " you did cheat on in the past and they find it linked to your current PC in whatever"}, {"start": 5764.080000000001, "end": 5769.400000000001, "text": " capacity, in part of terms of service that they can ban you because you're vanivating."}, {"start": 5769.400000000001, "end": 5772.200000000001, "text": " So once you've been banned once for cheating, they can ban you again."}, {"start": 5772.200000000001, "end": 5773.200000000001, "text": " Yeah, I understand."}, {"start": 5773.2, "end": 5779.28, "text": " their term of service thing was or whatever that would be but that would fall within you know"}, {"start": 5779.28, "end": 5784.639999999999, "text": " their jurisdiction. The Xbox account did it ever get banned or not? No. And you only had the"}, {"start": 5784.639999999999, "end": 5789.2, "text": " Xbox account and one PC account that you own right now? No, nothing else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 5792.8, "end": 5795.92, "text": " He needs to show me the Discord proof. Like right now he's sending me like the"}, {"start": 5797.2, "end": 5801.92, "text": " hack for almost but again we don't know but it's not sending me the thing, the thing, the"}, {"start": 5801.92, "end": 5810.64, "text": " thing. Why is not saying where he's coming from? So these are just, I checked them already,"}, {"start": 5810.64, "end": 5818.16, "text": " these are the the hacker form ones. Like he's saying he wants to like, like I just,"}, {"start": 5819.84, "end": 5824.96, "text": " like he's saying I'm a cheater, but he goes back six years ago. So it's like,"}, {"start": 5826.56, "end": 5829.2, "text": " like this shit six years ago."}, {"start": 5831.92, "end": 5833.64, "text": " And he said, this code I cannot get you."}, {"start": 5833.64, "end": 5834.28, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 5834.28, "end": 5837.68, "text": " So I mean, right now I'm also like with the head, but where did you get them from?"}, {"start": 5840.12, "end": 5842.96, "text": " There's a lot of people in like the siege scene in general who."}, {"start": 5843.84, "end": 5845.92, "text": " Oh, like, I don't want to be exposed."}, {"start": 5846.4400000000005, "end": 5850.96, "text": " Yes, like there's a lot of like, I don't know if this is the case in every game."}, {"start": 5851.28, "end": 5855.88, "text": " There are some crazy, crazy siege community members who will like deep"}, {"start": 5855.88, "end": 5857.52, "text": " dive and get into accounts."}, {"start": 5857.52, "end": 5864.400000000001, "text": " And we have one leaker in the community who has had access to everything Ubisoft for years"}, {"start": 5864.400000000001, "end": 5865.8, "text": " and leaks everything."}, {"start": 5867.0, "end": 5871.76, "text": " So it wouldn't surprise me if someone like that wouldn't want to be known, you know?"}, {"start": 5874.120000000001, "end": 5881.68, "text": " Yeah, but I mean, then it's like hard to, I don't know, like to prove any, like,"}, {"start": 5881.68, "end": 5884.200000000001, "text": " there's no, because like anyone can just make a screenshot right now."}, {"start": 5884.2, "end": 5889.4, "text": " Yeah, I don't know about the tweet that Bikini just posted."}, {"start": 5889.4, "end": 5892.44, "text": " I just went off of the match replay file that I watched."}, {"start": 5892.44, "end": 5897.76, "text": " I found it to be suspicious for someone with only, at the time, I think it was 50 hours."}, {"start": 5897.76, "end": 5900.44, "text": " A lot of stuff just didn't really make much sense."}, {"start": 5900.44, "end": 5902.76, "text": " The fact that the teammates also-"}, {"start": 5902.76, "end": 5905.0, "text": " Bro, chat, like, I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 5905.0, "end": 5906.48, "text": " Like, again, I was young, bro."}, {"start": 5906.48, "end": 5907.48, "text": " Like, I don't know."}, {"start": 5907.48, "end": 5910.08, "text": " Like, I'm not perfect, bro."}, {"start": 5910.08, "end": 5913.08, "text": " Like we all have- at least it wasn't like some type of, like, bitty shit, bro."}, {"start": 5913.08, "end": 5918.08, "text": " Like, you know, like, yes, bro, I used to cheat in video games, bro, I'm sorry, bro."}, {"start": 5918.08, "end": 5922.28, "text": " Bro, six months ago, though, like, bro, like, oh my God, you guys are annoying, bro."}, {"start": 5922.28, "end": 5928.08, "text": " Like, that was also like, like, I guess I have no defense for that either, but like,"}, {"start": 5928.08, "end": 5930.08, "text": " oh my God, bro."}, {"start": 5930.08, "end": 5934.08, "text": " I mean, I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 5934.08, "end": 5936.08, "text": " Why are you breathing sus?"}, {"start": 5936.08, "end": 5937.08, "text": " Like, I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 5937.08, "end": 5938.08, "text": " People do drugs."}, {"start": 5938.08, "end": 5939.08, "text": " People do shit."}, {"start": 5939.08, "end": 5940.08, "text": " Like, I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 5940.08, "end": 5942.08, "text": " Like, cheating was like kind of my addiction back in the day, bro."}, {"start": 5942.08, "end": 5945.08, "text": " what it was, what it was, girl."}, {"start": 5945.08, "end": 5946.76, "text": " Those messages are from that Discord account,"}, {"start": 5946.76, "end": 5948.08, "text": " and it's like, it's different, you know,"}, {"start": 5948.08, "end": 5950.76, "text": " but it's screenshot."}, {"start": 5950.76, "end": 5954.92, "text": " We can't clarify it yet."}, {"start": 5954.92, "end": 5955.6, "text": " OK, OK."}, {"start": 5959.16, "end": 5961.88, "text": " I wonder if the link is real from?"}, {"start": 5961.88, "end": 5963.72, "text": " Yes, I know, but what does it mean?"}, {"start": 5963.72, "end": 5966.32, "text": " It's not connected to any account that Muda says are his,"}, {"start": 5966.32, "end": 5966.82, "text": " you know?"}, {"start": 5972.08, "end": 5981.32, "text": " hmm so did pros investigate his game so wait so yeah pros like again Bolo a top"}, {"start": 5981.32, "end": 5988.5199999999995, "text": " pro player cleared me like Bo 90 I would say like all the pros know I'm not"}, {"start": 5988.5199999999995, "end": 5993.16, "text": " cheating now but the shit that's pulled up from like six years ago just makes it"}, {"start": 5993.16, "end": 6000.64, "text": " look so sus like like like I'm pretty sure we all know I'm not cheating now"}, {"start": 6000.64, "end": 6003.34, "text": " We're not we all know but we're all leaning on the fence of that"}, {"start": 6003.34, "end": 6007.5, "text": " I'm legit now, but when you pull up this shit from the past from like six seven eight years ago"}, {"start": 6007.900000000001, "end": 6012.900000000001, "text": " Yes, it makes me look at the cheater because yes, I did use a cheat video games back in the day. So it was"}, {"start": 6016.42, "end": 6018.42, "text": " Yeah, that's in Valorant no"}, {"start": 6022.1, "end": 6026.58, "text": " Cs yes, I said I said it on stream"}, {"start": 6026.58, "end": 6039.66, "text": " No, I feel like everyone's everybody's been bought in CS go ten years ago. Yeah, I mean"}, {"start": 6039.66, "end": 6044.58, "text": " Loki should I remember when I was in a call with one of like one of the biggest pros like"}, {"start": 6044.58, "end": 6048.54, "text": " it was on an active team and stuff fucking Cadian all of a sudden I was watching a game"}, {"start": 6048.54, "end": 6054.3, "text": " with him on stream. I was like, yeah, I used to cheat in 1.6 to learn."}, {"start": 6054.3, "end": 6067.3, "text": " Bro, I was like, when was that though?"}, {"start": 6067.3, "end": 6073.2, "text": " Bro, like, when, like, whatever the like, bro, like, again, bro, most of my cheating"}, {"start": 6073.2, "end": 6075.820000000001, "text": " era was when I was like, 12 to 15."}, {"start": 6075.820000000001, "end": 6077.820000000001, "text": " Okay, I mean, that's"}, {"start": 6077.820000000001, "end": 6080.5, "text": " Bro, that's like, almost 10 years ago, bro."}, {"start": 6080.5, "end": 6081.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6081.5, "end": 6082.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6082.5, "end": 6087.46, "text": " And then you know what I was good off my addiction for a couple of"}, {"start": 6088.1, "end": 6091.52, "text": " For a couple years and then six months ago. I yeah"}, {"start": 6091.92, "end": 6094.86, "text": " Hey, bro, I don't lie, bro, you know, how does that go though?"}, {"start": 6096.06, "end": 6100.14, "text": " So when you were playing rust upstream, yes, bro, so I was sick"}, {"start": 6100.14, "end": 6105.86, "text": " I was sick. I had COVID or I don't know what it was but I was really sick and I took a day off from streaming and"}, {"start": 6106.54, "end": 6110.9, "text": " I was like, you know what bro? We have one day off. I'm streaming. What can we do?"}, {"start": 6110.900000000001, "end": 6117.56, "text": " So I downloaded some cheats started hard aim-bottling and then I had I'm not gonna lie, bro"}, {"start": 6117.580000000001, "end": 6119.040000000001, "text": " This might sound fucked up"}, {"start": 6119.040000000001, "end": 6121.040000000001, "text": " But I was had a lot of fun that day, bro"}, {"start": 6121.040000000001, "end": 6123.040000000001, "text": " And then I know"}, {"start": 6123.240000000001, "end": 6127.9400000000005, "text": " And then I got off and then I hopped on Valorant when I felt better bro like I don't tell you"}, {"start": 6131.660000000001, "end": 6137.64, "text": " Okay, and rest the rest community is now in your ass. Yeah, I know I know"}, {"start": 6140.900000000001, "end": 6147.9400000000005, "text": " Okay, okay, how do you even do that? Like can I ask like so you googled are like rust sheets"}, {"start": 6147.9400000000005, "end": 6150.500000000001, "text": " Like boy, you're literally just I don't know. I guess it's not that hard"}, {"start": 6150.500000000001, "end": 6153.900000000001, "text": " But I guess I'm like I don't I don't know if you should be asking me because every time I do it"}, {"start": 6153.900000000001, "end": 6155.900000000001, "text": " I get like fucked I get banned but uh"}, {"start": 6156.38, "end": 6160.34, "text": " Yeah, I just go on Google. I switch up, uh, you know, you know"}, {"start": 6164.740000000001, "end": 6170.4400000000005, "text": " You mean every time it was only rust like in the past. Yeah, but bro like minecraft I get banned every time bro"}, {"start": 6170.4400000000005, "end": 6175.200000000001, "text": " Like bro those who know bro like be hop killer bro on Minecraft back in the day"}, {"start": 6179.6, "end": 6183.160000000001, "text": " Yes, bro, we're that I was a kid I was a code some saying bro"}, {"start": 6188.4400000000005, "end": 6192.56, "text": " But all this day is like yes, bro like like"}, {"start": 6193.56, "end": 6196.4400000000005, "text": " Like I don't know how I said them both. I don't know"}, {"start": 6196.4400000000005, "end": 6199.400000000001, "text": " I don't know I was 12. That's what I'm saying"}, {"start": 6200.6, "end": 6201.900000000001, "text": " diamonds"}, {"start": 6201.900000000001, "end": 6203.64, "text": " but"}, {"start": 6203.64, "end": 6206.040000000001, "text": " Again, like I'm not again, bro. I'm just"}, {"start": 6206.84, "end": 6211.240000000001, "text": " Like like I'm sorry, bro. I didn't know it was gonna get this bad. I mean, I'm like, yeah"}, {"start": 6211.240000000001, "end": 6215.120000000001, "text": " I don't know bro, but I'm sorry like, you know, like it's uh, you know"}, {"start": 6215.120000000001, "end": 6218.6, "text": " I really wanted to cheat back in the day and that's how it was bro. You know, I was young"}, {"start": 6219.280000000001, "end": 6221.280000000001, "text": " So this"}, {"start": 6221.28, "end": 6223.4, "text": " Here's the guy saying something as well,"}, {"start": 6223.4, "end": 6224.88, "text": " at least use inspect element instead of photo"}, {"start": 6224.88, "end": 6225.88, "text": " with Photoshop and owners use."}, {"start": 6225.88, "end": 6228.88, "text": " So this guy is defending saying that the screenshots are fake."}, {"start": 6230.84, "end": 6231.679999999999, "text": " How the image?"}, {"start": 6233.36, "end": 6235.44, "text": " Yeah, but those links are real, no?"}, {"start": 6235.44, "end": 6236.28, "text": " Which we can?"}, {"start": 6239.04, "end": 6240.08, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6240.08, "end": 6242.2, "text": " I don't know what I'm looking at."}, {"start": 6242.2, "end": 6243.04, "text": " Isn't this?"}, {"start": 6243.04, "end": 6244.24, "text": " People always say that is like a way to prove"}, {"start": 6244.24, "end": 6245.599999999999, "text": " something's Photoshop, but I don't know"}, {"start": 6245.599999999999, "end": 6248.599999999999, "text": " if that actually has any like merit to it."}, {"start": 6251.28, "end": 6257.36, "text": " All I know is for a fact those discord screenshots were 100% fake. I'll tell you that much"}, {"start": 6260.219999999999, "end": 6268.04, "text": " Yeah, yeah again this he hasn't sent me any like proof for like I asked him did you join the server to check the account"}, {"start": 6268.04, "end": 6270.04, "text": " Oh, wait"}, {"start": 6270.719999999999, "end": 6274.28, "text": " My XP bar was low, bro. Only my XP bar was low, right?"}, {"start": 6274.28, "end": 6277.219999999999, "text": " So I don't tell you bro my XP bar was low. I was young"}, {"start": 6277.22, "end": 6283.3, "text": " You know, bro be hop kill aura Joe Brits gets on Roblox synapse X. That's what I was bro. I'm sorry, bro"}, {"start": 6283.900000000001, "end": 6286.42, "text": " I'm not perfect, bro. I'm sorry, you know"}, {"start": 6296.1, "end": 6301.12, "text": " We have you watch through like this full video of Jinxie reacting to the Oregon one"}, {"start": 6301.12, "end": 6303.12, "text": " I don't know if he did all of it, but"}, {"start": 6303.12, "end": 6306.12, "text": " Muda or me?"}, {"start": 6306.12, "end": 6307.12, "text": " You."}, {"start": 6307.12, "end": 6310.12, "text": " No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 6310.12, "end": 6313.12, "text": " That's why I wanted to join the call, because all I've seen was clips of people,"}, {"start": 6313.12, "end": 6317.12, "text": " and that's why I wanted to bring somebody together who's accusing Muda and then Muda."}, {"start": 6317.12, "end": 6322.12, "text": " You know, so like, he can like, clear up from some things maybe, you know?"}, {"start": 6322.12, "end": 6324.12, "text": " But yeah."}, {"start": 6324.12, "end": 6327.12, "text": " Alright, so what is, so what is the verdict?"}, {"start": 6327.12, "end": 6329.12, "text": " The verdict?"}, {"start": 6329.12, "end": 6331.12, "text": " Is that what I tell you right now?"}, {"start": 6331.12, "end": 6337.92, "text": " Yes, I cheated a lot back in the day when I was young, 12 to 15 years old, I was in"}, {"start": 6337.92, "end": 6338.92, "text": " my cheating era."}, {"start": 6338.92, "end": 6341.12, "text": " You know, that's just how it was, bro."}, {"start": 6341.12, "end": 6344.16, "text": " I used to hack Subway surfers on my phone for unlimited money."}, {"start": 6344.16, "end": 6345.96, "text": " That's just who I was, bro."}, {"start": 6345.96, "end": 6346.96, "text": " That's just who I was, bro."}, {"start": 6346.96, "end": 6349.72, "text": " That's just who I was, you know."}, {"start": 6349.72, "end": 6352.4, "text": " But 100% put it on."}, {"start": 6352.4, "end": 6355.32, "text": " It's hard to believe me, bro, because I did cheat in a lot of games back in the"}, {"start": 6355.32, "end": 6356.32, "text": " day."}, {"start": 6356.32, "end": 6361.32, "text": " Again, bro, like this anything recorded on Siege,"}, {"start": 6361.32, "end": 6365.98, "text": " anything you guys have ever seen was completely 100% legit."}, {"start": 6365.98, "end": 6370.24, "text": " Not a single script, not a single half, not a single anything."}, {"start": 6372.16, "end": 6374.66, "text": " Not a single anything, zero."}, {"start": 6374.66, "end": 6375.88, "text": " Now I know it's hard to believe,"}, {"start": 6375.88, "end": 6377.799999999999, "text": " and honestly I understand how it's hard to believe,"}, {"start": 6377.799999999999, "end": 6379.4, "text": " so I can't even blame them."}, {"start": 6379.4, "end": 6380.799999999999, "text": " I'm pretty sure we all had like a,"}, {"start": 6380.799999999999, "end": 6384.16, "text": " I can't say that, but like most of us,"}, {"start": 6384.16, "end": 6387.04, "text": " or some of us had like a cheating phase back in the day, bro."}, {"start": 6387.04, "end": 6387.88, "text": " Just how it is."}, {"start": 6387.88, "end": 6388.72, "text": " Careful, careful, careful."}, {"start": 6388.72, "end": 6390.08, "text": " Some of us, some of us, some of us."}, {"start": 6390.08, "end": 6391.08, "text": " Listen, listen, listen."}, {"start": 6391.08, "end": 6392.68, "text": " Some people, they really just like cheating."}, {"start": 6392.68, "end": 6394.84, "text": " Like when I sometimes say like I used to like,"}, {"start": 6394.84, "end": 6397.28, "text": " I had x-ray in Minecraft like for some diamonds,"}, {"start": 6397.28, "end": 6399.4, "text": " like I was just a kid looking for some diamonds."}, {"start": 6399.4, "end": 6400.599999999999, "text": " Like some people were like,"}, {"start": 6400.599999999999, "end": 6402.68, "text": " some people like, I'm really against it."}, {"start": 6402.68, "end": 6405.04, "text": " No, I know, I know, I know, I know."}, {"start": 6405.04, "end": 6407.0, "text": " I'm like, I don't know."}, {"start": 6407.0, "end": 6408.0, "text": " I've cheated in Bomber Penguin"}, {"start": 6408.0, "end": 6408.84, "text": " when I was a kid as well."}, {"start": 6408.84, "end": 6410.4, "text": " Like I had like speed hikes."}, {"start": 6410.4, "end": 6412.16, "text": " But again, like, I don't know, I don't know."}, {"start": 6412.16, "end": 6413.44, "text": " Like I do understand as well,"}, {"start": 6413.4400000000005, "end": 6415.72, "text": " like where people just..."}, {"start": 6415.72, "end": 6418.320000000001, "text": " No, I understand, I understand."}, {"start": 6418.320000000001, "end": 6421.400000000001, "text": " I understand that people hate cheats."}, {"start": 6421.400000000001, "end": 6424.200000000001, "text": " But what I do find is a little bit sus"}, {"start": 6424.200000000001, "end": 6425.6, "text": " like that you cheated six months ago"}, {"start": 6425.6, "end": 6427.000000000001, "text": " because again, like I'm talking at least,"}, {"start": 6427.000000000001, "end": 6428.88, "text": " like I cheated as a kid, like she on there,"}, {"start": 6428.88, "end": 6430.160000000001, "text": " which again, doesn't make it okay,"}, {"start": 6430.160000000001, "end": 6432.4400000000005, "text": " but I did like, I don't know,"}, {"start": 6432.4400000000005, "end": 6434.52, "text": " like then in CS I hated fucking cheaters"}, {"start": 6434.52, "end": 6436.240000000001, "text": " and then I didn't cheat again."}, {"start": 6437.52, "end": 6438.84, "text": " I think that's also a big thing"}, {"start": 6438.84, "end": 6441.6, "text": " that the siege community itself is,"}, {"start": 6441.6, "end": 6444.68, "text": " I mean, rightfully sticking to is,"}, {"start": 6444.68, "end": 6446.64, "text": " there's a lot of moving of the goal posts"}, {"start": 6446.64, "end": 6448.0, "text": " with this whole conversation,"}, {"start": 6448.0, "end": 6451.240000000001, "text": " and especially when the whole thing started,"}, {"start": 6451.240000000001, "end": 6452.72, "text": " Mooda said he hasn't, you know,"}, {"start": 6452.72, "end": 6454.400000000001, "text": " he doesn't cheat, doesn't cheat, blah, blah, blah."}, {"start": 6454.400000000001, "end": 6457.200000000001, "text": " And then he's like, I would never cheat, wouldn't do that."}, {"start": 6457.200000000001, "end": 6459.64, "text": " And then when all those stuff came out about,"}, {"start": 6459.64, "end": 6460.84, "text": " you know, six months ago,"}, {"start": 6460.84, "end": 6463.120000000001, "text": " he's like, well, I cheated six months ago."}, {"start": 6463.120000000001, "end": 6465.200000000001, "text": " But I wouldn't cheat on stream."}, {"start": 6465.200000000001, "end": 6466.04, "text": " No, no, no, that was completely,"}, {"start": 6466.04, "end": 6466.88, "text": " but varsity to be fair,"}, {"start": 6466.88, "end": 6469.4800000000005, "text": " the six-month-old thing was completely me."}, {"start": 6469.4800000000005, "end": 6473.76, "text": " The last evidence of anything was five years ago."}, {"start": 6473.76, "end": 6476.56, "text": " I came up to say that that was my decision."}, {"start": 6476.56, "end": 6477.400000000001, "text": " Like that was my decision."}, {"start": 6477.400000000001, "end": 6479.64, "text": " The thing is, with the shifting of the goalposts"}, {"start": 6479.64, "end": 6482.92, "text": " is the problem and why a lot of people in CEEJWOL"}, {"start": 6482.92, "end": 6485.8, "text": " not believe anything is because if you start off saying,"}, {"start": 6485.8, "end": 6487.320000000001, "text": " I wouldn't cheat and then you were like,"}, {"start": 6487.320000000001, "end": 6489.360000000001, "text": " well, I cheated, but I only cheated six months ago."}, {"start": 6489.360000000001, "end": 6493.4400000000005, "text": " Okay, so can I say this then?"}, {"start": 6493.4400000000005, "end": 6498.52, "text": " When Ubisoft looks into my account on Monday,"}, {"start": 6499.4800000000005, "end": 6507.080000000001, "text": " and like I don't understand why they would keep me banned if this is completely legit."}, {"start": 6507.080000000001, "end": 6510.360000000001, "text": " I don't see that, like I don't see that not getting reversed."}, {"start": 6510.360000000001, "end": 6516.160000000001, "text": " What if, what if, what if, what if, I don't know, I mean there's a lot of siege people"}, {"start": 6516.160000000001, "end": 6519.52, "text": " mad right now imagine one guy who works at siege like he thinks he's a cheat."}, {"start": 6519.52, "end": 6524.6, "text": " I mean I guess, but like you can't just base it off my past bro, like doesn't have"}, {"start": 6524.6, "end": 6528.4800000000005, "text": " to be like concrete evidence that I cheated in the last like couple of days."}, {"start": 6528.4800000000005, "end": 6534.84, "text": " Well, again, with the service ban, they might have banned you off of other accounts that"}, {"start": 6534.84, "end": 6538.320000000001, "text": " you might have had that they would be like, yeah, there's enough evidence to associate"}, {"start": 6538.320000000001, "end": 6539.76, "text": " that he evaded a ban, whatever."}, {"start": 6539.76, "end": 6540.76, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6540.76, "end": 6545.88, "text": " I'm not going to pretend like I know what you guys are doing behind the scenes."}, {"start": 6545.88, "end": 6550.88, "text": " But I mean, the whole reason why this has, I think, blown up a lot more than I think"}, {"start": 6550.88, "end": 6555.080000000001, "text": " any of us intended is because, like, for the most part, Siege has had a lot of"}, {"start": 6555.08, "end": 6560.2, "text": " problems with cheaters over the last two years, like I know everyone says about every game,"}, {"start": 6560.2, "end": 6564.5199999999995, "text": " but like it was genuinely almost unplayable just a year ago. You couldn't play ranked"}, {"start": 6564.5199999999995, "end": 6568.6, "text": " without facing a cheater almost every single game. As soon as you went past like the middle"}, {"start": 6568.6, "end": 6573.2, "text": " point of rank, you were just fuck. So the Siege community, we've sent this."}, {"start": 6573.2, "end": 6578.2, "text": " Hello. You got it awesome, bro."}, {"start": 6578.2, "end": 6580.2, "text": " The last thing"}, {"start": 6580.599999999999, "end": 6582.599999999999, "text": " You cut out for me"}, {"start": 6587.08, "end": 6590.04, "text": " So a lot of people a lot of people are hacking"}, {"start": 6590.62, "end": 6595.679999999999, "text": " So just a year ago was like unplayable people were cheating every single game"}, {"start": 6595.72, "end": 6600.36, "text": " Like you could not play ranked without it being a cheater lobby at least one person maybe even more"}, {"start": 6600.599999999999, "end": 6602.5199999999995, "text": " So now that the ancient sheets finally doing better"}, {"start": 6602.5199999999995, "end": 6606.92, "text": " The devs are finally listening to us and people are finally enjoying the game again"}, {"start": 6606.92, "end": 6609.12, "text": " like the player base is actually growing again."}, {"start": 6609.12, "end": 6611.2, "text": " People are being obviously very defensive."}, {"start": 6611.2, "end": 6613.2, "text": " And the last thing that the community want,"}, {"start": 6613.2, "end": 6614.86, "text": " and as well as content creators would want,"}, {"start": 6614.86, "end": 6617.4, "text": " is any bad actors in the scene."}, {"start": 6617.4, "end": 6619.8, "text": " And that's kind of why I got involved in the first places"}, {"start": 6619.8, "end": 6622.92, "text": " because my whole shtick on YouTube really"}, {"start": 6622.92, "end": 6625.72, "text": " is trying to find the bad actors in Siege"}, {"start": 6625.72, "end": 6626.8, "text": " and remove them."}, {"start": 6626.8, "end": 6629.84, "text": " I even did just a thing last year with Ubisoft where"}, {"start": 6629.84, "end": 6633.8, "text": " I streamed, I think it was 150 matches we did total,"}, {"start": 6633.8, "end": 6635.92, "text": " where I reviewed matches and Ubisoft banned them live"}, {"start": 6635.92, "end": 6636.76, "text": " for me."}, {"start": 6636.76, "end": 6639.56, "text": " They were in the chat, they were banning cheaters for me because we were just trying to get"}, {"start": 6639.56, "end": 6641.76, "text": " rid of as many cheaters as possible."}, {"start": 6641.76, "end": 6643.64, "text": " Because it's been really bad."}, {"start": 6643.64, "end": 6649.04, "text": " And like this isn't the first time that someone in the scene has been exposed or like called"}, {"start": 6649.04, "end": 6650.56, "text": " cheater or whatever."}, {"start": 6650.56, "end": 6652.88, "text": " There was a pro way back in the day who was caught cheating."}, {"start": 6652.88, "end": 6656.04, "text": " There's been allegations like every year someone cheating."}, {"start": 6656.04, "end": 6658.2, "text": " So the Siege community I feel like takes it very seriously."}, {"start": 6658.2, "end": 6660.4400000000005, "text": " I'm sure it's the same in every FPS game."}, {"start": 6660.4400000000005, "end": 6664.92, "text": " I'm sure we're not unique but like people are being very, very protective and they"}, {"start": 6664.92, "end": 6666.52, "text": " want Siege to actually do well."}, {"start": 6666.52, "end": 6671.400000000001, "text": " And the last thing like creators would want is if it is all true, if Muda is actually cheating,"}, {"start": 6671.400000000001, "end": 6676.200000000001, "text": " the last thing people would want is for there to be a big streamer actually cheating and making it look normal."}, {"start": 6677.56, "end": 6683.72, "text": " So varsity, what if, I don't know how much, how many demos did you analyze and like maybe clips and stuff?"}, {"start": 6684.280000000001, "end": 6686.6, "text": " Uh, I got sent three full matches."}, {"start": 6687.160000000001, "end": 6687.660000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6687.88, "end": 6689.400000000001, "text": " And they were all played back to back to back."}, {"start": 6689.400000000001, "end": 6696.400000000001, "text": " Okay, and you watched a lot of Tita's play, you didn't watch your, what was your, what was your, sorry if you said it already, I'm a little bit..."}, {"start": 6696.400000000001, "end": 6704.400000000001, "text": " Uh, so, the three matches I played, um, so the one that you have on the screen that Jinx was watching was the Oregon one, I think that one was by far the most suspicious."}, {"start": 6704.400000000001, "end": 6705.400000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6705.400000000001, "end": 6718.400000000001, "text": " Because, I've obviously, a lot of the stuff I'm going off is hearsay in terms of like, what they claim about Muta, um, so the big thing I've always heard is that people are like, he's lying about how many hours he has in the game that he actually has like thousands of hours that he plays off stream, which..."}, {"start": 6718.400000000001, "end": 6723.400000000001, "text": " Which is true. He said he used an Xbox account or something."}, {"start": 6723.400000000001, "end": 6729.400000000001, "text": " So that I took into account, I was like, okay, if he has a lot of hours, I'm watching back some of the matches."}, {"start": 6729.400000000001, "end": 6737.400000000001, "text": " And there are a lot of like very basic angles that anyone would learn in the first like 100 hours of siege that like he wasn't aware of."}, {"start": 6737.400000000001, "end": 6747.400000000001, "text": " But then like really crazy ones where someone's holding like a tight pixel angle between a barrier and a wall and like he is checking that and pre-firing that."}, {"start": 6747.400000000001, "end": 6751.68, "text": " So there's a lot of small things like that over and over and over again where you see"}, {"start": 6751.68, "end": 6754.200000000001, "text": " something that any player should know that he doesn't know"}, {"start": 6754.200000000001, "end": 6758.68, "text": " and things that even really advanced players struggle with that he knows."}, {"start": 6758.68, "end": 6761.000000000001, "text": " So there's a lot of inconsistencies there."}, {"start": 6761.000000000001, "end": 6765.000000000001, "text": " There are multiple situations on that match where he lined up someone through a wall"}, {"start": 6765.000000000001, "end": 6768.88, "text": " even though there's no reason he should know that or be ready for that."}, {"start": 6768.88, "end": 6770.76, "text": " Some of the flicks a lot of people accuse him for."}, {"start": 6770.76, "end": 6773.240000000001, "text": " I just said if he is actually really good at ballerin, it makes sense."}, {"start": 6773.240000000001, "end": 6776.240000000001, "text": " You come to Siege from Counter-Strike, ballerin, whatever,"}, {"start": 6776.24, "end": 6780.48, "text": " you're gonna have good aim. That I don't really care about. For me it was more the line-ups and"}, {"start": 6781.12, "end": 6782.8, "text": " the angles that just didn't really make sense."}, {"start": 6785.36, "end": 6787.5199999999995, "text": " How are you so good you would say like line-ups and stuff?"}, {"start": 6789.84, "end": 6790.4, "text": " Like what do you mean?"}, {"start": 6791.84, "end": 6794.8, "text": " I don't know. He's saying that players who've played this game for years..."}, {"start": 6794.8, "end": 6798.0, "text": " Bro, I've been playing Valorant for five years. I've reached rank one in multiple"}, {"start": 6798.0, "end": 6805.04, "text": " consonants and people say I went traded but I mean like bro like I don't know it's not"}, {"start": 6805.04, "end": 6808.04, "text": " I've been playing video games for 10 years old."}, {"start": 6808.04, "end": 6811.04, "text": " I've been playing video games for 10 years old."}, {"start": 6811.04, "end": 6813.04, "text": " Well, I think that also..."}, {"start": 6813.04, "end": 6815.04, "text": " Another R6 account, right? Like that as well."}, {"start": 6815.04, "end": 6818.04, "text": " Like what people... I didn't know this before, right? Like today."}, {"start": 6818.04, "end": 6820.04, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 6820.04, "end": 6823.04, "text": " Right? You said you have 500 hours each."}, {"start": 6823.04, "end": 6826.04, "text": " Yes, on the same... No, no, no, no. Not on a different account."}, {"start": 6826.04, "end": 6829.04, "text": " It's the same account transferred from console to PC."}, {"start": 6829.04, "end": 6830.04, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6830.04, "end": 6832.04, "text": " It's the same account. I only have one account."}, {"start": 6832.04, "end": 6834.04, "text": " It's the same account and it's..."}, {"start": 6834.04, "end": 6841.56, "text": " 500 hours on a console and and then I didn't play for 10 years and then I came back maybe a month ago like like three weeks ago"}, {"start": 6841.56, "end": 6843.56, "text": " whatever I started playing and"}, {"start": 6844.12, "end": 6847.32, "text": " That's when I started playing again on PC. Okay, so I"}, {"start": 6848.84, "end": 6851.36, "text": " Mean knowing how Siege works that is"}, {"start": 6852.04, "end": 6859.04, "text": " You're either lying or you're making a mistake of how many hours you actually have because so if you pull up our six track"}, {"start": 6859.04, "end": 6861.36, "text": " Or the website you can look up his account"}, {"start": 6861.360000000001, "end": 6866.420000000001, "text": " It tells you how many hours his account has and it joins like the console count with the PC account"}, {"start": 6866.72, "end": 6871.22, "text": " So like if you look up his account it would show his console hours transferring over"}, {"start": 6871.68, "end": 6878.280000000001, "text": " So how much I would have on it? So then that's the maximum so then well no I obviously have more than 60 at my UBSUTS"}, {"start": 6881.000000000001, "end": 6883.000000000001, "text": " And also the level"}, {"start": 6883.0, "end": 6885.4, "text": " I don't know, I think that was level 90."}, {"start": 6885.4, "end": 6890.64, "text": " So if he says he's on console and he transfers that to PC, the level is transferred to PC as"}, {"start": 6890.64, "end": 6893.4, "text": " well and the time transfers as well."}, {"start": 6893.4, "end": 6899.7, "text": " So with 500 hours you'd be looking at probably being level, I guess like 200, they just"}, {"start": 6899.7, "end": 6900.7, "text": " rechanged like how they..."}, {"start": 6900.7, "end": 6903.88, "text": " I'm not saying you're wrong, he has 400 matches on console, maybe it's glitched,"}, {"start": 6903.88, "end": 6904.88, "text": " last video."}, {"start": 6904.88, "end": 6912.24, "text": " Yeah, I'm telling you, like I have, like, that is my..."}, {"start": 6912.24, "end": 6916.74, "text": " I count that I have people are saying that it doesn't work like that varsity maybe again"}, {"start": 6916.74, "end": 6921.0, "text": " I know none of that. I don't think I can hit level 90 with 50 hours. It's not that's possible"}, {"start": 6921.599999999999, "end": 6924.5199999999995, "text": " I'm pulling it up. Our six truckers just taken some time"}, {"start": 6927.08, "end": 6931.32, "text": " I don't even know what we're talking about like I'll send it in the next the disc works"}, {"start": 6931.32, "end": 6934.16, "text": " Yeah, but if I play our six now like I will get the same treatment. I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 6934.16, "end": 6940.5, "text": " Like I'm thinking it's possible me bro. Well, so okay, that's the thing and that's what I was saying like before is"}, {"start": 6940.5, "end": 6947.06, "text": " is we want people to play Siege, like if people want to learn Siege, I am 100% down for that."}, {"start": 6947.06, "end": 6951.34, "text": " If you want to play and learn the game, we want people like that."}, {"start": 6951.34, "end": 6957.38, "text": " But when we've seen other people in the past join the game and, you know, they obviously"}, {"start": 6957.38, "end": 6959.3, "text": " struggle because Siege is a very complex game."}, {"start": 6959.3, "end": 6963.44, "text": " It doesn't matter how many FPS you play, it's a very complex game and to see someone"}, {"start": 6963.44, "end": 6969.02, "text": " just naturally know a lot of stuff that doesn't make sense, you know, it's confusing."}, {"start": 6969.02, "end": 6973.5, "text": " I did send you the R6 tracker, I don't know if you want to pull it up, but it does show"}, {"start": 6973.5, "end": 6978.860000000001, "text": " hours played and I don't know what your chance of getting the information, but like your"}, {"start": 6978.860000000001, "end": 6983.18, "text": " level would transfer as well, so his level would be way higher if you had 500 hours"}, {"start": 6983.18, "end": 6984.18, "text": " on console."}, {"start": 6984.18, "end": 6997.700000000001, "text": " They also just recently changed the leveling, so if he had 500 hours, he would be insanely"}, {"start": 6997.7, "end": 7001.0199999999995, "text": " higher level than what he is now because they just made it where like if you were say level"}, {"start": 7001.0199999999995, "end": 7007.0599999999995, "text": " 60 before, you'd be like level 200 now."}, {"start": 7007.0599999999995, "end": 7015.0599999999995, "text": " So if you scroll down a little bit right there, at the lifetime overall it says level 95, 81"}, {"start": 7015.0599999999995, "end": 7018.3, "text": " matches played, 66 hours time played."}, {"start": 7018.3, "end": 7021.3, "text": " So that 66 hours is combined on console and PC."}, {"start": 7021.3, "end": 7023.099999999999, "text": " Can we see the separation somehow?"}, {"start": 7023.099999999999, "end": 7025.26, "text": " How do you know how do you press the console?"}, {"start": 7025.26, "end": 7026.26, "text": " You can see the matches."}, {"start": 7026.26, "end": 7031.3, "text": " scroll up you can see the difference in matches played so you played 81 on this PC account scrolled a bit more"}, {"start": 7032.58, "end": 7039.46, "text": " and then on the left it says PC you can change that to Xbox and it shows 437 matches played"}, {"start": 7039.46, "end": 7043.06, "text": " but levels are still 66 hours it's still the same amount of hours"}, {"start": 7044.26, "end": 7048.66, "text": " because you played less than like what like less than you thought about now there's I don't know"}, {"start": 7048.66, "end": 7053.38, "text": " when you played on this console account this data only goes back to like year two which would"}, {"start": 7053.38, "end": 7055.38, "text": " Which would have been 2017?"}, {"start": 7055.38, "end": 7059.38, "text": " 66 hours? 400 matches?"}, {"start": 7059.38, "end": 7063.38, "text": " So it might not count all of it? Again, it depends on when he played."}, {"start": 7063.38, "end": 7065.38, "text": " How long is the match in our 6?"}, {"start": 7065.38, "end": 7069.38, "text": " My chat's saying 437 games is not only 60 hours."}, {"start": 7069.38, "end": 7071.38, "text": " How long is the match? On average?"}, {"start": 7071.38, "end": 7074.38, "text": " Depends. I don't know what he was playing on console."}, {"start": 7074.38, "end": 7078.38, "text": " If he was playing a quick match, you could leave a game and it would still count as a match."}, {"start": 7078.38, "end": 7080.38, "text": " And that would be like 2 minutes."}, {"start": 7080.38, "end": 7082.38, "text": " But I don't know what you're doing."}, {"start": 7082.38, "end": 7089.38, "text": " If you were doing an average ranked game and it actually went like a normal length, it'd be minimum 25 minutes."}, {"start": 7089.38, "end": 7093.38, "text": " Let's say 20, with some quick plays, divide it by 60."}, {"start": 7093.38, "end": 7095.38, "text": " 133 hours."}, {"start": 7095.38, "end": 7100.38, "text": " But again, is this what counts Rift play as well, or what?"}, {"start": 7100.38, "end": 7106.38, "text": " It should, but again, it depends on how long ago he played on the console,"}, {"start": 7106.38, "end": 7111.38, "text": " because when Ubisoft changed all their data structures and stuff, they lost a lot of data from year 2 to 4."}, {"start": 7111.38, "end": 7118.24, "text": " But then that also makes it more suspicious because if you're saying you put 500 hours and back in like year one and two"}, {"start": 7119.900000000001, "end": 7121.900000000001, "text": " My chat said that"}, {"start": 7122.66, "end": 7127.74, "text": " I had 500 hours. I was just going off what they said. I did say though in my defense"}, {"start": 7127.74, "end": 7132.86, "text": " I played a lot on console and but this is my only account on"}, {"start": 7133.42, "end": 7137.68, "text": " Console so whatever was on there is what happened and that's the end of it. Yeah"}, {"start": 7137.68, "end": 7140.96, "text": " call me crazy I don't want to again because shit always gets mad at me if I"}, {"start": 7140.96, "end": 7144.360000000001, "text": " like defense stuff but I don't know like I used to play a game as a kid"}, {"start": 7144.360000000001, "end": 7147.76, "text": " I thought I would have like thousands of hours in it thousand of hours"}, {"start": 7147.76, "end": 7154.0, "text": " someone said a thousand eight hundred and fourteen kills it's possible how"}, {"start": 7154.0, "end": 7157.16, "text": " long was this ago how long was this ago ten years ago ten years ago like"}, {"start": 7157.16, "end": 7162.200000000001, "text": " literally like 2016 the game when they released really yeah I mean someone in"}, {"start": 7162.200000000001, "end": 7166.56, "text": " the chat said I have a thousand eight hundred and fourteen kills is that"}, {"start": 7166.56, "end": 7170.8, "text": " even possible against the six hours but okay so then if you play 10 years ago how"}, {"start": 7170.8, "end": 7176.0, "text": " do you know all these like crazy lineups that I don't know I don't know any of the"}, {"start": 7176.0, "end": 7179.76, "text": " maps that I'm playing bro I'm pre-firing every angle and that's why you"}, {"start": 7179.76, "end": 7182.64, "text": " guys are calling me sus and a hacker but then so then the 500 hours doesn't"}, {"start": 7182.64, "end": 7187.64, "text": " matter what do you mean it's it's just still it's just good to know like"}, {"start": 7187.64, "end": 7193.240000000001, "text": " five I can't say I have 500 hours in the game yeah but like people are using"}, {"start": 7193.24, "end": 7197.16, "text": " that is the defense saying well he's 500 hours so he knows these lineups he knows"}, {"start": 7197.16, "end": 7201.32, "text": " how to move he knows how to do this but I mean I don't know you guys can tell me"}, {"start": 7201.32, "end": 7204.5599999999995, "text": " if I'm wrong I feel like if I played a game ten years ago never touched it for"}, {"start": 7204.5599999999995, "end": 7210.4, "text": " ten more years and but a backup I'd look like a bot I mean I don't know I"}, {"start": 7210.4, "end": 7216.88, "text": " mean like I don't show like I don't know what you have to say other than the"}, {"start": 7216.88, "end": 7219.76, "text": " reason why pre-fight like I pre-fire everything that's what happens in this"}, {"start": 7219.76, "end": 7225.16, "text": " I prefer everything. Maybe that's why I'm sus, but like I mean I personally think no shot"}, {"start": 7225.16, "end": 7229.68, "text": " I mean that that that mood I cheated in in that won't be one challenge"}, {"start": 7229.68, "end": 7233.4400000000005, "text": " I have no idea about our six, but no no shot you cheated in a 1v1 like well life"}, {"start": 7233.4400000000005, "end": 7239.14, "text": " How do you do that? That's what I'm saying. That's what everyone said that everyone agreed that the 1v1 after that one clip"}, {"start": 7239.14, "end": 7241.5, "text": " They're like, oh, it's fine like whatever"}, {"start": 7242.16, "end": 7248.12, "text": " It's these matches that everyone reviewed that was way more suspicious the off-stream ones. No, no, no"}, {"start": 7248.12, "end": 7255.36, "text": " Everything that was played was on stream. My entire R6 journey since three weeks ago has been on stream 24-7"}, {"start": 7255.36, "end": 7258.5199999999995, "text": " So the one V1 RC which games are we talking about like his"}, {"start": 7258.8, "end": 7261.68, "text": " So the one Jinx is watching right now is the Oregon one"}, {"start": 7262.32, "end": 7265.88, "text": " Like the one that you have on your screen and that was by far the most suspicious one"}, {"start": 7265.88, "end": 7268.72, "text": " And that's a rank one that that he streamed"}, {"start": 7269.2, "end": 7275.32, "text": " Yeah, and it was suspicious enough that I think like two people in his stack were sending to streamers because they were like"}, {"start": 7275.32, "end": 7277.32, "text": " We think he's cheating"}, {"start": 7278.12, "end": 7283.12, "text": " So he's streaming on Twitch and then he's cheating on our 6th rank."}, {"start": 7283.12, "end": 7289.12, "text": " Well, so obviously no one knows for sure if he were cheating what he'd be using, blah, blah."}, {"start": 7289.12, "end": 7293.12, "text": " But the big concern is there are a lot of cheats for Siege."}, {"start": 7293.12, "end": 7298.12, "text": " It is unfortunately very, very common to cheat in Siege."}, {"start": 7298.12, "end": 7304.12, "text": " And there's a lot of cheats you can use that wouldn't be noticeable with a monitor cam"}, {"start": 7304.12, "end": 7309.08, "text": " that wouldn't really show up too much like I think Counterstrike has the same thing where you can"}, {"start": 7309.08, "end": 7313.24, "text": " kind of like quick aim down site and it'll start pulling you towards a person through a wall."}, {"start": 7314.04, "end": 7319.5599999999995, "text": " So you're saying like DMA or something or? Oh yeah there's so much DMA. I only have one PC, I only have one PC."}, {"start": 7324.5199999999995, "end": 7332.44, "text": " I mean if I want to see the video now because no way if you cheat on stream like you're going"}, {"start": 7332.4400000000005, "end": 7333.92, "text": " I want to get caught, like of course."}, {"start": 7333.92, "end": 7334.76, "text": " That's what I said."}, {"start": 7334.76, "end": 7337.8, "text": " Like I'm saying that cheating, I got caught in a way."}, {"start": 7337.8, "end": 7338.8, "text": " All right?"}, {"start": 7341.8, "end": 7343.400000000001, "text": " OK, OK, OK."}, {"start": 7343.400000000001, "end": 7345.84, "text": " I mean, I know you can come from Counter-Strike."}, {"start": 7345.84, "end": 7349.360000000001, "text": " There's been content creators who have cheated in every game,"}, {"start": 7349.360000000001, "end": 7351.360000000001, "text": " ever, even on stream."}, {"start": 7351.360000000001, "end": 7354.52, "text": " The infamous Clara."}, {"start": 7354.52, "end": 7356.68, "text": " Everyone knows that one."}, {"start": 7356.68, "end": 7358.92, "text": " And that's why people use the defense of being like,"}, {"start": 7358.92, "end": 7361.72, "text": " well, content creator, why would you risk your career?"}, {"start": 7361.72, "end": 7366.360000000001, "text": " I don't think many people realize that like content creators cheat a lot."}, {"start": 7366.360000000001, "end": 7369.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah, but has there ever been a content creator?"}, {"start": 7369.4400000000005, "end": 7370.4400000000005, "text": " Like who?"}, {"start": 7370.4400000000005, "end": 7371.4400000000005, "text": " Like yeah, like literally."}, {"start": 7371.4400000000005, "end": 7373.240000000001, "text": " Like someone my size too."}, {"start": 7373.240000000001, "end": 7376.88, "text": " My size, like cheating, like that just wouldn't make any sense, bro."}, {"start": 7376.88, "end": 7379.08, "text": " I would rather just get called shit at a video game."}, {"start": 7379.08, "end": 7383.52, "text": " A very recent example, Dr. Lupo cheated in a chess tournament for charity."}, {"start": 7383.52, "end": 7386.64, "text": " Like, because a lot of people are like, well, there's nothing to gain, blah, blah."}, {"start": 7386.64, "end": 7387.64, "text": " Let me think."}, {"start": 7387.64, "end": 7388.64, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 7388.64, "end": 7389.64, "text": " Is that different?"}, {"start": 7389.64, "end": 7390.64, "text": " He's massive."}, {"start": 7390.64, "end": 7394.08, "text": " It's a loophole sheet, why? Because it didn't want to look stupid in front of chat, right?"}, {"start": 7394.58, "end": 7413.46, "text": " Yeah, but like, not to put, you know, anything into, like, Muna's mouth or anything, but like, assuming, you know, he says he's like, one of the best Valorant players, like, if you came over to Siege and you looked like a dumbass, I'm sure in that case you could be like, oh, maybe he didn't want his community to think he's bad, maybe they want him, or he wants them to think that he's really good at every game stuff like that."}, {"start": 7413.46, "end": 7418.860000000001, "text": " Bro, my chat calls me a fucking terrorist, bro. I don't want to be this guy, but I'm still finding being a dumbass guy every day."}, {"start": 7418.860000000001, "end": 7425.900000000001, "text": " Every day I'm being called like you know like again. I will admit bro. Yes. I used to cheat but"}, {"start": 7426.960000000001, "end": 7432.380000000001, "text": " Everything that we have seen in in in the last three weeks has been recorded on stream"}, {"start": 7432.380000000001, "end": 7436.1, "text": " I wonder you want jinx you they monitor cam and beat them seven to three"}, {"start": 7437.860000000001, "end": 7440.740000000001, "text": " Like a monitor came behind you know what you have to do mood out"}, {"start": 7440.740000000001, "end": 7443.1, "text": " You know what you have to do well do anything at this point"}, {"start": 7443.1, "end": 7447.1, "text": " I even added you to the song that said you guys can go to my PC."}, {"start": 7447.1, "end": 7452.1, "text": " Listen, listen, listen. What we have in CS, what we have in CS, when people call people out for cheating, right?"}, {"start": 7452.1, "end": 7453.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7453.1, "end": 7456.1, "text": " And sometimes it goes hella viral and stuff. There was one recently called No Christ."}, {"start": 7456.1, "end": 7458.1, "text": " People thought he was cheating. There were clips on Twitter like,"}, {"start": 7458.1, "end": 7460.1, "text": " Go to the land, pull up to the land, pull up to the land."}, {"start": 7460.1, "end": 7466.1, "text": " Yeah, and he pulled up to a, he pulled up to Face at HQ and he was playing on their PC,"}, {"start": 7466.1, "end": 7468.1, "text": " knowing that he can't cheat in a closed environment."}, {"start": 7468.1, "end": 7471.1, "text": " He couldn't bring in anything and he was playing his games and he was performing."}, {"start": 7471.1, "end": 7472.1, "text": " I could easily do that."}, {"start": 7472.1, "end": 7477.1, "text": " I would love to do that. I would love to do that. I would love to do that."}, {"start": 7477.1, "end": 7485.1, "text": " I mean, I won V1, Jinxie, I know, I guess people say it doesn't prove anything, but Jinxie is a high champion player."}, {"start": 7485.1, "end": 7492.1, "text": " A guy who's like used to be arguably one of the best console players back in the day, like in his prime."}, {"start": 7492.1, "end": 7498.1, "text": " And I 7-3'd him with a monitor cam pointed at my entire setup behind my thing."}, {"start": 7498.1, "end": 7500.1, "text": " Varsity."}, {"start": 7500.1, "end": 7504.58, "text": " I'll throw it. I don't want to shit talk Jinxie at all. I'm not trying to be mean"}, {"start": 7505.200000000001, "end": 7509.280000000001, "text": " But I I don't think anyone in the siege community would agree with what you just said"}, {"start": 7511.46, "end": 7516.42, "text": " I don't think there's ever been a point where Jinxie was like one of the top console players like he I think has reached"}, {"start": 7519.02, "end": 7524.22, "text": " Now you're attacking my boy, bro. No, no, I have nothing against Jinxie, but I'm just saying like"}, {"start": 7524.22, "end": 7531.3, "text": " fuck that would like number one you got number one and champ no you don't have"}, {"start": 7531.3, "end": 7533.9400000000005, "text": " to be the best in the world to actually get number one well you have to be a"}, {"start": 7533.9400000000005, "end": 7539.38, "text": " pretty top player varsity you can play with anyone you can play with a"}, {"start": 7539.38, "end": 7544.46, "text": " five stack everyone gains the same elo it doesn't matter how you perform so he"}, {"start": 7544.46, "end": 7547.9400000000005, "text": " could be like let's just say for example he could play the best players ever"}, {"start": 7547.9400000000005, "end": 7552.9400000000005, "text": " I want to say Jinx is the LeBron of R6, but he's fucking insane, no?"}, {"start": 7552.9400000000005, "end": 7560.9400000000005, "text": " No, there's a lot of other console players. I think the community as a whole would easily mention as being significantly better."}, {"start": 7560.9400000000005, "end": 7562.9400000000005, "text": " Okay, but Mooda-san?"}, {"start": 7562.9400000000005, "end": 7569.9400000000005, "text": " But Jinx is not clueless, right? When something is fishy, he's not like a sauce that doesn't mean nothing, right?"}, {"start": 7569.9400000000005, "end": 7576.9400000000005, "text": " He's not clueless, but I would say, even the one match I watched when I watched it back, because I was suspicious of the border clip,"}, {"start": 7576.9400000000005, "end": 7580.18, "text": " I didn't realize that Jinxie was like, you know, he was trolling."}, {"start": 7580.280000000001, "end": 7583.84, "text": " He was like, oh, I'm just going to like teach him how to play the game"}, {"start": 7583.84, "end": 7585.4800000000005, "text": " and wasn't actually trying."}, {"start": 7585.4800000000005, "end": 7587.4800000000005, "text": " He was 100 percent trying."}, {"start": 7587.4800000000005, "end": 7588.9800000000005, "text": " The monitor came when I don't know."}, {"start": 7588.9800000000005, "end": 7592.4800000000005, "text": " In the border one, he was like, very much just didn't care."}, {"start": 7592.820000000001, "end": 7593.92, "text": " Varsity, what do we think?"}, {"start": 7593.92, "end": 7595.68, "text": " What she would have to say?"}, {"start": 7595.68, "end": 7599.42, "text": " If you would have to say what the community is, what sheets are Muda using."}, {"start": 7599.42, "end": 7604.52, "text": " Yes, we have aim, but we have all like only can I can I can I can I stop you for one second?"}, {"start": 7604.64, "end": 7606.34, "text": " Varsity, yeah."}, {"start": 7606.34, "end": 7612.54, "text": " So I've been feared by Uzi, Bolo, Spoi, Stompin, and Jixi."}, {"start": 7612.54, "end": 7615.82, "text": " I don't know if I said Jixi already."}, {"start": 7615.82, "end": 7620.18, "text": " Which are all, like, I would say good players, no?"}, {"start": 7620.18, "end": 7624.1, "text": " And Richie as well, and Richie."}, {"start": 7624.1, "end": 7628.22, "text": " And Skittles now, and Skittles, and Mingo, like top."}, {"start": 7628.22, "end": 7630.9800000000005, "text": " Skittles, Skittles, I'm friends with."}, {"start": 7630.9800000000005, "end": 7632.38, "text": " He will do anything for the content."}, {"start": 7632.38, "end": 7634.54, "text": " He will do anything for the bid."}, {"start": 7634.54, "end": 7635.78, "text": " So OK."}, {"start": 7635.78, "end": 7638.34, "text": " But my question, my question, what, what sheets do,"}, {"start": 7638.34, "end": 7641.0199999999995, "text": " does the Siege community think Muda's using?"}, {"start": 7641.0199999999995, "end": 7644.54, "text": " So, from what I've seen, the original whole thing"}, {"start": 7644.54, "end": 7646.94, "text": " was people were saying it was like walls or whatever."}, {"start": 7646.94, "end": 7650.86, "text": " Based off like what I've seen and assuming it were all true,"}, {"start": 7650.86, "end": 7653.0199999999995, "text": " I would say it'd be more like the sheet I mentioned before"}, {"start": 7653.0199999999995, "end": 7655.7, "text": " where you aim down site and it like drags you"}, {"start": 7655.7, "end": 7659.099999999999, "text": " towards someone and then you just use that as knowledge"}, {"start": 7659.099999999999, "end": 7661.5, "text": " like, okay, someone's in this direction."}, {"start": 7661.5, "end": 7662.34, "text": " I don't know what you would call that."}, {"start": 7662.34, "end": 7664.259999999999, "text": " I think it's called soft aim,"}, {"start": 7664.26, "end": 7668.14, "text": " But I mean, there's millions of cheats in Siege."}, {"start": 7668.14, "end": 7670.1, "text": " Most of them are Blaine, so obviously he"}, {"start": 7670.1, "end": 7671.58, "text": " doesn't have any of that."}, {"start": 7671.58, "end": 7674.860000000001, "text": " But if it were anything, it would be the soft name."}, {"start": 7674.860000000001, "end": 7678.66, "text": " So if you would pull up at a place where people know you,"}, {"start": 7678.66, "end": 7680.18, "text": " like if you would be right now playing,"}, {"start": 7680.18, "end": 7682.18, "text": " would be playing from your PC, do you think"}, {"start": 7682.18, "end": 7686.26, "text": " you would not play the same?"}, {"start": 7686.26, "end": 7687.26, "text": " I mean, I don't think anyone will ever"}, {"start": 7687.26, "end": 7689.26, "text": " play the exact same one, a different setup."}, {"start": 7689.26, "end": 7693.7, "text": " But I don't, I've said the only thing you can really"}, {"start": 7693.7, "end": 7700.36, "text": " do in the situation is to play live somewhere else on someone else's setup and prove that"}, {"start": 7700.36, "end": 7704.679999999999, "text": " it's not your cheats on your PC or whatever."}, {"start": 7704.679999999999, "end": 7711.44, "text": " Okay, could I also like make a thing, if we go back into the VOD of like the recent videos,"}, {"start": 7711.44, "end": 7716.38, "text": " like of all of them, bro, when I'm playing with these champ lobbies like Q stacking"}, {"start": 7716.38, "end": 7721.099999999999, "text": " with Mingo and champ lobbies, I'm literally dropping like three kills and four kills."}, {"start": 7721.1, "end": 7724.320000000001, "text": " Well, it's not anything like suspicious."}, {"start": 7724.320000000001, "end": 7728.4400000000005, "text": " Well, the Oregon one that Jinxie was watching, I think you dropped like 14."}, {"start": 7728.4400000000005, "end": 7729.4400000000005, "text": " Well, that was Oregon."}, {"start": 7729.4400000000005, "end": 7731.4800000000005, "text": " That's the only map I know, to be fair."}, {"start": 7731.4800000000005, "end": 7736.4800000000005, "text": " If you go on any other map other than Oregon, and you can look at my tracker, I'm dropping"}, {"start": 7736.4800000000005, "end": 7737.4800000000005, "text": " like 2 kills."}, {"start": 7737.4800000000005, "end": 7741.64, "text": " That was back to what I said before, was I was like, you seem to know a lot of like"}, {"start": 7741.64, "end": 7747.04, "text": " super advanced angles that most people wouldn't expect or know, but like, I would watch"}, {"start": 7747.04, "end": 7752.48, "text": " Like this is a very basic angle to watch and you're not watching it or to understand what it is"}, {"start": 7753.16, "end": 7755.44, "text": " Which is where the suspicion comes from"}, {"start": 7758.08, "end": 7761.46, "text": " Varsity I have a question bro sure you see my screen"}, {"start": 7762.48, "end": 7767.64, "text": " Yep, do you remember this person in battlefield? They had a whole like thing where they were calling out"}, {"start": 7767.88, "end": 7772.68, "text": " Do you remember this this one full viral? I remember no, I remember this boss. You don't remember this"}, {"start": 7772.68, "end": 7775.86, "text": " I I don't watch gaming content"}, {"start": 7777.04, "end": 7782.5, "text": " It was the biggest cheating scam and like big people from all sides came. Oh wait. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 7782.5, "end": 7787.66, "text": " Yeah, this one. I didn't see the Vtuber mod. I've seen the clip. Yes. Yeah thoughts on this clip"}, {"start": 7788.9, "end": 7791.92, "text": " I remember when I watched it. I was like this doesn't look that crazy"}, {"start": 7794.38, "end": 7800.5, "text": " Okay, okay because I only saw the one she absolutely brain that because I was checking the bot of this person"}, {"start": 7800.5, "end": 7803.74, "text": " And it's literally what these guys do is just farm trying to farm clips"}, {"start": 7803.74, "end": 7808.38, "text": " They do a 10-hour stream just flicking or not if you think that this is a cheater"}, {"start": 7808.38, "end": 7813.82, "text": " Then you're actually brain there, bro. Check the vote of this person. I did I debunked it off stream"}, {"start": 7813.82, "end": 7818.0, "text": " I was going insane. It looks so sus this this is the most sus clip ever, bro"}, {"start": 7818.219999999999, "end": 7819.26, "text": " Well, so okay"}, {"start": 7819.26, "end": 7824.44, "text": " This is a pretty good example that you're bringing up though that people are like or you said this guy or"}, {"start": 7825.38, "end": 7831.04, "text": " Whoever says put like they go in they specifically are trying to farm clips to make it look like they're cheating, right?"}, {"start": 7831.04, "end": 7834.96, "text": " Yes, but you have you have to be very knowledgeable on a game to do that"}, {"start": 7834.96, "end": 7840.6, "text": " You have to know exactly like what line-ups to look for where people would normally be and like"}, {"start": 7848.2, "end": 7851.12, "text": " These clips came out and beta so that guy also"}, {"start": 7851.12, "end": 7856.42, "text": " I had no idea what that map about y'all not crazy bro. Jeff if you see what you would say right now"}, {"start": 7856.42, "end": 7859.12, "text": " That was a that was a big and give me honest"}, {"start": 7859.12, "end": 7864.92, "text": " You don't need to be experienced up to pre-fire every angle in siege because I was literally pre-firing"}, {"start": 7865.16, "end": 7867.16, "text": " Brick walls it's on my clips. I"}, {"start": 7868.32, "end": 7874.599999999999, "text": " Played 30 games and maybe three games out of the 30 were sus"}, {"start": 7875.24, "end": 7880.04, "text": " Sus quote-unquote sus in your eyes, but I don't see out that does add in though"}, {"start": 7880.04, "end": 7886.04, "text": " So I ask my chat that because I don't play Valorant, I don't play Counter-Strike, I don't know how people play those games."}, {"start": 7886.04, "end": 7892.04, "text": " Or like what they normally do, but when I was asking about Valorant people, like you pre-fire everything,"}, {"start": 7892.04, "end": 7898.04, "text": " but then part of the suspicion in that match that I watched was that you would only pre-fire some things when someone was there,"}, {"start": 7898.04, "end": 7902.04, "text": " but not when other people were there. And that is a very common thing that a lot of cheaters do,"}, {"start": 7902.04, "end": 7906.04, "text": " but you know, if you're new, you could also be just very confused."}, {"start": 7906.04, "end": 7912.12, "text": " Well Chetan I can't find the word bro but when when when that person was streaming Battlefield"}, {"start": 7912.12, "end": 7916.36, "text": " bro it was just trying to flick off the screen trying to clip and then this clip goes viral"}, {"start": 7916.36, "end": 7921.64, "text": " on Twitter and everyone without research was saying okay yeah this person is a cheater."}, {"start": 7921.64, "end": 7925.6, "text": " Bro na na na na na na na Chetna."}, {"start": 7925.6, "end": 7928.64, "text": " But again to do stuff like that though you have to have like some knowledge again"}, {"start": 7928.64, "end": 7933.48, "text": " Battlefield is different it's a big open map mini map whatever but like to do it"}, {"start": 7933.4800000000005, "end": 7937.8, "text": " in Siege, dude in Counter-Shack, dude in Valorant. Like do you think if I went into Valorant,"}, {"start": 7937.8, "end": 7943.000000000001, "text": " I could fake line up people through walls and then like happen to kill them consistently"}, {"start": 7943.000000000001, "end": 7944.6, "text": " as a brand new player with zero-"}, {"start": 7944.6, "end": 7949.320000000001, "text": " But Valorant is completely different in Siege. Siege, every wall is a soft wall and everyone"}, {"start": 7949.320000000001, "end": 7953.96, "text": " is inside and the sound cues are insane in this game. Bro, all I'm doing in this"}, {"start": 7953.96, "end": 7957.6, "text": " game is just shooting through walls. That's all I'm doing. I'm just pre-firing. That's"}, {"start": 7957.6, "end": 7962.84, "text": " all I'm doing. That's literally all I'm doing in this game. And Valorant, there's"}, {"start": 7962.84, "end": 7965.54, "text": " is a thing called pre-aiming, which a lot of people find me sus,"}, {"start": 7965.54, "end": 7969.56, "text": " Fett also sus me on this, where like I would look at a wall"}, {"start": 7969.56, "end": 7973.22, "text": " and pre-aim where the doorway was through the wall."}, {"start": 7973.22, "end": 7974.06, "text": " But that's usually like-"}, {"start": 7974.06, "end": 7974.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's pretty normal."}, {"start": 7974.900000000001, "end": 7976.88, "text": " That is a, yeah, for some reason everyone was on my ass"}, {"start": 7976.88, "end": 7978.4400000000005, "text": " about that not being normal."}, {"start": 7978.4400000000005, "end": 7979.28, "text": " Like how that's like-"}, {"start": 7979.28, "end": 7980.12, "text": " But you-"}, {"start": 7980.12, "end": 7980.96, "text": " I'm looking through walls."}, {"start": 7980.96, "end": 7982.56, "text": " You said like, so you said the sound is insane."}, {"start": 7982.56, "end": 7983.56, "text": " Like what do you mean by that?"}, {"start": 7983.56, "end": 7985.400000000001, "text": " Like in Siege, if I hear someone,"}, {"start": 7985.400000000001, "end": 7988.6, "text": " I know exactly where he is through seven different walls"}, {"start": 7988.6, "end": 7991.360000000001, "text": " because that's just how insane the sound is in Siege."}, {"start": 7991.360000000001, "end": 7994.64, "text": " We don't have that in Valorant."}, {"start": 7994.64, "end": 7998.400000000001, "text": " But then in that one clip on this map that Jinxie's looking at,"}, {"start": 7998.400000000001, "end": 7999.72, "text": " you try to shoot someone through a wall."}, {"start": 7999.72, "end": 8001.4400000000005, "text": " But if you have, it sounds really good,"}, {"start": 8001.4400000000005, "end": 8003.960000000001, "text": " and you can tell exactly where someone is,"}, {"start": 8003.960000000001, "end": 8005.880000000001, "text": " why are you shooting at someone through a brick wall?"}, {"start": 8005.880000000001, "end": 8008.200000000001, "text": " Well, 90% is like, that's super far away."}, {"start": 8008.200000000001, "end": 8011.56, "text": " Yeah, but again, I'm just refiring every angle."}, {"start": 8011.56, "end": 8013.200000000001, "text": " Sometimes I don't need to hear someone."}, {"start": 8013.200000000001, "end": 8014.72, "text": " Sometimes I do hear someone."}, {"start": 8014.72, "end": 8016.280000000001, "text": " I'm just shooting to shoot."}, {"start": 8016.280000000001, "end": 8018.8, "text": " I don't know any of these angles."}, {"start": 8018.8, "end": 8021.360000000001, "text": " So what's the best thing I could possibly do?"}, {"start": 8021.360000000001, "end": 8022.76, "text": " Pre-fire every angle."}, {"start": 8023.84, "end": 8025.92, "text": " That is how I've been playing."}, {"start": 8025.92, "end": 8026.76, "text": " That is how I've been playing."}, {"start": 8026.76, "end": 8027.6, "text": " The issue is when I reviewed, I was like,"}, {"start": 8027.6, "end": 8030.28, "text": " oh, it's only pre-firing when someone is usually there."}, {"start": 8030.28, "end": 8031.12, "text": " Like, not all the time."}, {"start": 8031.12, "end": 8032.2, "text": " You can pull up one of those clips"}, {"start": 8032.2, "end": 8033.88, "text": " and then maybe Muda can explain"}, {"start": 8033.88, "end": 8035.400000000001, "text": " if you have one varsity."}, {"start": 8035.400000000001, "end": 8037.0, "text": " Thank you, bro."}, {"start": 8037.0, "end": 8039.96, "text": " And I'm telling you, Muda, what you have to do,"}, {"start": 8039.96, "end": 8041.64, "text": " at least like, I don't know,"}, {"start": 8041.64, "end": 8043.08, "text": " I think it may help."}, {"start": 8043.08, "end": 8046.4400000000005, "text": " If you like pull up at a place where it's, you know,"}, {"start": 8046.4400000000005, "end": 8049.4400000000005, "text": " You play on their PC."}, {"start": 8049.4400000000005, "end": 8054.4400000000005, "text": " That's what they do in CS when people think they're cheating."}, {"start": 8054.4400000000005, "end": 8055.64, "text": " I don't know who's this place that is."}, {"start": 8055.64, "end": 8057.4400000000005, "text": " I don't know if you have something like face it in R6."}, {"start": 8057.4400000000005, "end": 8059.4400000000005, "text": " No, I would love to do that."}, {"start": 8059.4400000000005, "end": 8063.4400000000005, "text": " But the thing is, these guys are acting and treating me like I'm"}, {"start": 8063.4400000000005, "end": 8067.4400000000005, "text": " like some guy dropping 30 kills, 10, 15 kills in every game."}, {"start": 8067.4400000000005, "end": 8070.4400000000005, "text": " But if you go on my stats only, well, Lahi, I'm dropping like"}, {"start": 8070.4400000000005, "end": 8072.64, "text": " three kills, two kills in these games."}, {"start": 8072.64, "end": 8073.4400000000005, "text": " So I don't get how."}, {"start": 8073.4400000000005, "end": 8075.200000000001, "text": " So for some games, you turn the cheats off?"}, {"start": 8075.2, "end": 8077.2, "text": " Basically"}, {"start": 8077.96, "end": 8081.28, "text": " But I want to actually go through my stats because I want to see like"}, {"start": 8081.72, "end": 8087.179999999999, "text": " Okay, like five and six three and six four and two two and four"}, {"start": 8088.5599999999995, "end": 8093.04, "text": " One and three Varsity you can screenshot when you have that when you have a clip. Oh sure I can"}, {"start": 8093.92, "end": 8095.92, "text": " both 0.33 KD"}, {"start": 8096.44, "end": 8098.48, "text": " 0.50 KD"}, {"start": 8098.48, "end": 8101.5199999999995, "text": " It's like both are treating me like I'm the best in the world, but like"}, {"start": 8101.52, "end": 8106.14, "text": " Like, bro, I'm literally going quadruple negative in these games."}, {"start": 8106.14, "end": 8109.9800000000005, "text": " If you don't cheat, bro, like, I don't know, like, I never got to choose for cheating,"}, {"start": 8109.9800000000005, "end": 8110.9800000000005, "text": " bro, I don't know."}, {"start": 8110.9800000000005, "end": 8113.9800000000005, "text": " They always just make fun of me."}, {"start": 8113.9800000000005, "end": 8117.42, "text": " Like, if you look at these stats, I like not being the guy attacking the call right"}, {"start": 8117.42, "end": 8119.700000000001, "text": " now, but I don't like being ass either, I don't know."}, {"start": 8119.700000000001, "end": 8122.740000000001, "text": " Like, I'm just a good 1v1 player on Oregon."}, {"start": 8122.740000000001, "end": 8123.740000000001, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 8123.740000000001, "end": 8124.740000000001, "text": " I'm going to hit Mr. Ranked."}, {"start": 8124.740000000001, "end": 8125.740000000001, "text": " Muda, check the screen, Shia."}, {"start": 8125.740000000001, "end": 8126.740000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8126.740000000001, "end": 8127.740000000001, "text": " Varsity wants to..."}, {"start": 8127.740000000001, "end": 8128.740000000001, "text": " You can see it, right?"}, {"start": 8128.740000000001, "end": 8129.740000000001, "text": " Okay, let me see this."}, {"start": 8129.740000000001, "end": 8130.740000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8130.74, "end": 8135.74, "text": " So this was the one that everyone thought was like super suspicious."}, {"start": 8135.74, "end": 8140.74, "text": " I do pause it a bit here, but I'll run it back."}, {"start": 8140.74, "end": 8149.74, "text": " So I think this is the clip that specifically two people on your team sent to a bunch of different content creators being suspicious of,"}, {"start": 8149.74, "end": 8154.74, "text": " because they were like based off the calls that the team was making, this didn't really make any sense."}, {"start": 8154.74, "end": 8158.219999999999, "text": " Um, so here he kills ash flicks over adokabee"}, {"start": 8158.62, "end": 8160.62, "text": " Get the double C4 kill and"}, {"start": 8161.5199999999995, "end": 8165.42, "text": " Then this right here. So like if you say sound is really good in siege"}, {"start": 8165.42, "end": 8169.5, "text": " No, can I can I see something though before this clip? I did not hear this guy"}, {"start": 8169.74, "end": 8174.38, "text": " No, what did I know where where the fuck this guy's on the site? So this guy's a lot to pre-fire"}, {"start": 8174.38, "end": 8176.3, "text": " I have no idea where he is"}, {"start": 8176.3, "end": 8178.3, "text": " But then if you can't hear him what like"}, {"start": 8178.86, "end": 8183.3, "text": " What are you pre-firing if we fire cuz I don't know where he is. I'm just pre-firing everything"}, {"start": 8183.3, "end": 8190.54, "text": " I don't know this map. I don't know that's I just want to say again the Riley situation that we just have to check like a"}, {"start": 8190.54, "end": 8195.78, "text": " I don't know if he's actually always preferring and if he is then it is what it is. Oh, well I watched he wasn't always it was like a"}, {"start": 8195.78, "end": 8197.66, "text": " decent amount but"}, {"start": 8197.66, "end": 8201.74, "text": " Again, it tended to be usually when there were people around not all the time though"}, {"start": 8203.74, "end": 8209.460000000001, "text": " So here it's kind of hard to see what the YouTube compression but blackbeard is on the other side of the wall there and"}, {"start": 8209.460000000001, "end": 8214.460000000001, "text": " And I think I go free cam here so you can kind of see how far away that is."}, {"start": 8214.460000000001, "end": 8216.460000000001, "text": " But if you..."}, {"start": 8218.460000000001, "end": 8220.460000000001, "text": " Fast forward."}, {"start": 8220.460000000001, "end": 8226.460000000001, "text": " So here I go free cam. He's like in the hallway through a wall."}, {"start": 8226.460000000001, "end": 8231.460000000001, "text": " How sound will travel is go through that hole, go above, and it would sound really far."}, {"start": 8231.460000000001, "end": 8236.460000000001, "text": " So unless he's sitting right where I'm looking at, you're not going to really hear them that well."}, {"start": 8236.460000000001, "end": 8242.820000000002, "text": " not enough to pre-fire this and again if he's going off of like sound he either"}, {"start": 8242.820000000002, "end": 8246.78, "text": " shouldn't hear this guy at all or could barely hear I mean you wouldn't expect"}, {"start": 8246.78, "end": 8250.820000000002, "text": " someone to be my boss there's not even on it"}, {"start": 8250.820000000002, "end": 8255.460000000001, "text": " well that goes too fast there but I mean it's close enough again the whole"}, {"start": 8255.460000000001, "end": 8261.980000000001, "text": " issue would be that we're not assuming Blaine walls did you get killed did you"}, {"start": 8261.98, "end": 8263.98, "text": " you get that kill? No."}, {"start": 8263.98, "end": 8266.98, "text": " Because that wall you can't shoot through."}, {"start": 8266.98, "end": 8268.98, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8268.98, "end": 8272.98, "text": " So the whole issue is that even his own teammates who sent it in were like,"}, {"start": 8272.98, "end": 8276.98, "text": " why is he shooting at someone through a wall that you can't shoot through?"}, {"start": 8276.98, "end": 8280.98, "text": " So the assumption was, again, based off that,"}, {"start": 8280.98, "end": 8284.98, "text": " was that if he was cheating, it would be something like soft aim,"}, {"start": 8284.98, "end": 8286.98, "text": " where it's like dragging you towards them."}, {"start": 8286.98, "end": 8288.98, "text": " You're like, oh, someone's in front of me, and you shoot,"}, {"start": 8288.98, "end": 8290.98, "text": " and you're like, oh, no one's here."}, {"start": 8290.98, "end": 8293.98, "text": " That would be the assumption."}, {"start": 8293.98, "end": 8295.98, "text": " Okay, and Muda, Muda?"}, {"start": 8295.98, "end": 8299.98, "text": " Again, I didn't know what this bomb site is."}, {"start": 8299.98, "end": 8301.98, "text": " I don't know anything what this bomb site is."}, {"start": 8301.98, "end": 8305.98, "text": " If you go through any of my gaming vods,"}, {"start": 8305.98, "end": 8309.98, "text": " I am just prefiring every angle."}, {"start": 8309.98, "end": 8312.98, "text": " And that's what I was doing in this clip."}, {"start": 8312.98, "end": 8314.98, "text": " No, I didn't hear him."}, {"start": 8314.98, "end": 8316.98, "text": " I didn't know where he was."}, {"start": 8316.98, "end": 8318.98, "text": " I was just shooting to shoot."}, {"start": 8318.98, "end": 8320.98, "text": " Maybe show a random round varsity."}, {"start": 8320.98, "end": 8322.98, "text": " Just like, I don't know, like, score a scroll to another round."}, {"start": 8322.98, "end": 8324.98, "text": " This was another round that..."}, {"start": 8324.98, "end": 8326.98, "text": " This was my... This is Oribyx."}, {"start": 8326.98, "end": 8328.98, "text": " Look at this club."}, {"start": 8328.98, "end": 8330.98, "text": " Look at this club, Oribyx."}, {"start": 8330.98, "end": 8332.98, "text": " Let me see, let me see, let me see."}, {"start": 8332.98, "end": 8334.98, "text": " Before I play, the thing I want to add in though, so like, he said that he doesn't know the map."}, {"start": 8334.98, "end": 8336.98, "text": " No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 8336.98, "end": 8340.98, "text": " I know top floor organ, because that's all my 1v1s are."}, {"start": 8340.98, "end": 8344.98, "text": " So the top floor organ is the only map and the only thing I'll ever do this on."}, {"start": 8344.98, "end": 8347.68, "text": " this on."}, {"start": 8347.68, "end": 8349.98, "text": " Lou is Mura, right? Like this is not Mura right now, right?"}, {"start": 8349.98, "end": 8356.42, "text": " No, Mura's cool hero in the Buna. Lou is the person who sent it in. Sorry, this is an"}, {"start": 8356.42, "end": 8359.46, "text": " edited video so I was kind of like pausing and talking over it."}, {"start": 8359.46, "end": 8360.779999999999, "text": " Yeah, that's fine, that's fine."}, {"start": 8360.779999999999, "end": 8362.38, "text": " Oh, let's see, that's shocking."}, {"start": 8362.38, "end": 8364.38, "text": " Oh, look, look, look, look."}, {"start": 8364.38, "end": 8368.34, "text": " Okay, okay. There's a guy there."}, {"start": 8368.34, "end": 8370.5, "text": " It's not a shotgun. This is not a gun. This is a gadget."}, {"start": 8370.5, "end": 8372.699999999999, "text": " Okay, okay, okay. Checking all the angles."}, {"start": 8372.7, "end": 8374.7, "text": " That is my best clip look"}, {"start": 8374.980000000001, "end": 8376.980000000001, "text": " He knows no one is coming"}, {"start": 8386.980000000001, "end": 8393.820000000002, "text": " Again, this is what you said as well you're shooting low key every every wall. Yeah, see pre-firing every other person"}, {"start": 8394.980000000001, "end": 8398.740000000002, "text": " Then so like this would be a much more common angle to pre-fire and hold"}, {"start": 8398.74, "end": 8403.9, "text": " Yeah, and then like even my chat was pointing out there like he keeps looking back and forth between the two"}, {"start": 8403.9, "end": 8408.66, "text": " So that's where the assumption from them from Chi is that he's walling is that he knows someone's over here"}, {"start": 8408.66, "end": 8414.58, "text": " He goes over here. There's someone else over here that he looks at. Yeah, I think in the edited video"}, {"start": 8414.58, "end": 8416.58, "text": " I just keep going back and forth on it. So"}, {"start": 8417.88, "end": 8422.32, "text": " But I had comms from mingo as well during this entire game. So"}, {"start": 8423.06, "end": 8425.039999999999, "text": " Yeah, I said it as well in the video"}, {"start": 8425.04, "end": 8429.04, "text": " I was like, I didn't watch the VOD, so I don't know what the comms were like."}, {"start": 8429.04, "end": 8430.04, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8430.04, "end": 8431.04, "text": " VOD, alright."}, {"start": 8431.04, "end": 8437.04, "text": " So like, this is the replay file, but then the whole context was also that since his teammates"}, {"start": 8437.04, "end": 8440.04, "text": " sent it in, they're like, well, these were suspicious, because we weren't calling out."}, {"start": 8440.04, "end": 8441.04, "text": " I see, I see."}, {"start": 8441.04, "end": 8443.04, "text": " So if his own teammates are saying, well, how do you know?"}, {"start": 8443.04, "end": 8445.04, "text": " I've got this card with the pro."}, {"start": 8445.04, "end": 8447.04, "text": " Yeah, with five people, five, five."}, {"start": 8447.04, "end": 8448.04, "text": " Look at this shot."}, {"start": 8448.04, "end": 8449.04, "text": " Look at this shot."}, {"start": 8449.04, "end": 8450.04, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 8450.04, "end": 8451.04, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8451.04, "end": 8453.04, "text": " That's the AMA right there."}, {"start": 8453.04, "end": 8457.52, "text": " I don't know, especially if it wasn't for you."}, {"start": 8457.52, "end": 8460.12, "text": " Also, look at this clip, please."}, {"start": 8460.12, "end": 8461.720000000001, "text": " So can you just take this clip back?"}, {"start": 8461.720000000001, "end": 8467.880000000001, "text": " And second, Mr. Varsalik, can you please bring this clip back?"}, {"start": 8467.880000000001, "end": 8471.480000000001, "text": " So as you can see, my defense, as you can see,"}, {"start": 8471.480000000001, "end": 8474.84, "text": " I'm pre-firing every angle possible here, right?"}, {"start": 8474.84, "end": 8476.04, "text": " Let's see this."}, {"start": 8476.04, "end": 8478.6, "text": " So after I kill these two people,"}, {"start": 8478.6, "end": 8481.0, "text": " boom, I see them on the drone, bop, reload."}, {"start": 8481.0, "end": 8483.0, "text": " One bullet, by the way, only one bullet, bop."}, {"start": 8483.04, "end": 8487.86, "text": " Okay, now look at this now look at this now look at this. Let's see how I play this round now. Let's go"}, {"start": 8489.36, "end": 8491.36, "text": " Let's see"}, {"start": 8493.04, "end": 8497.52, "text": " Shoot the wall again varsity if you look at the clip and isolation the first one it's"}, {"start": 8498.160000000002, "end": 8501.6, "text": " Like he is shooting every angle even if the wall is not bangable combi nuts. No"}, {"start": 8502.6, "end": 8507.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, so there you go. That is another thing I talked about in the video where I just said I was like"}, {"start": 8507.960000000001, "end": 8511.960000000001, "text": " You know sometimes he does it sometimes he doesn't it's back and forth a lot"}, {"start": 8513.04, "end": 8519.400000000001, "text": " And not saying he's cheating or anything, but one thing a lot of cheaters do in Siege specifically is toggle."}, {"start": 8519.400000000001, "end": 8525.28, "text": " So that's where a lot of the accusations come from where people are like, well, he's sometimes cheating to look suspicious, sometimes not, blah, blah."}, {"start": 8526.6, "end": 8527.6, "text": " But I feel like..."}, {"start": 8527.6, "end": 8529.1, "text": " Was that clip sassas?"}, {"start": 8529.400000000001, "end": 8531.900000000001, "text": " Because I'm not a Siege person."}, {"start": 8531.900000000001, "end": 8535.2, "text": " I mentioned that the one thing I found suspicious was like here."}, {"start": 8535.52, "end": 8538.900000000001, "text": " So he's like pre-firing everything, which makes sense."}, {"start": 8538.9, "end": 8544.02, "text": " but then over here when he pushes up like this would be a very common angle to"}, {"start": 8544.02, "end": 8548.58, "text": " prefire because you would have an angle from the store to the next corner where"}, {"start": 8548.58, "end": 8552.539999999999, "text": " someone could be holding but then he doesn't prefire he just kind of like"}, {"start": 8552.539999999999, "end": 8556.34, "text": " stares at them so this would be a much more common prefire angle even though"}, {"start": 8556.34, "end": 8558.66, "text": " there's barriers in the way you could just look a bit to the right and you"}, {"start": 8558.66, "end": 8564.06, "text": " could just prefire so can you wall bang the stone in front you can break"}, {"start": 8564.06, "end": 8572.939999999999, "text": " this after like 20 bullets or whatever but yeah well there's a whole ass fucking"}, {"start": 8572.939999999999, "end": 8580.68, "text": " block cement block from a zombie in my face and yeah I'm gonna go ahead and"}, {"start": 8580.68, "end": 8585.46, "text": " drone instead because Stompin and Jixi told me to use my drone they say use"}, {"start": 8585.46, "end": 8588.699999999999, "text": " more drones if they weren't in this game they just said make sure to use your"}, {"start": 8588.699999999999, "end": 8592.66, "text": " drone more so I'm just using my drone here instead of blindly swinging and"}, {"start": 8592.66, "end": 8594.66, "text": " getting one tapped."}, {"start": 8594.66, "end": 8596.46, "text": " I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 8596.46, "end": 8597.98, "text": " To me, this feels like a situation"}, {"start": 8597.98, "end": 8600.5, "text": " where if you turn every round on its head,"}, {"start": 8600.5, "end": 8602.539999999999, "text": " then you will find like, I said a lot."}, {"start": 8602.539999999999, "end": 8603.539999999999, "text": " Oh yeah, that's why I said a lot."}, {"start": 8603.539999999999, "end": 8605.619999999999, "text": " I would give you a stomp and replay without a name."}, {"start": 8605.619999999999, "end": 8606.66, "text": " What would like varsity?"}, {"start": 8606.66, "end": 8609.539999999999, "text": " Would you also call maybe fishy or no?"}, {"start": 8609.539999999999, "end": 8612.1, "text": " That was like the big point I made throughout the video."}, {"start": 8612.1, "end": 8615.22, "text": " As I said, if you send this to any content creator,"}, {"start": 8615.22, "end": 8616.98, "text": " they would 100% say, ban this person."}, {"start": 8616.98, "end": 8617.619999999999, "text": " They're cheating."}, {"start": 8617.619999999999, "end": 8619.5, "text": " If they didn't know who it was."}, {"start": 8619.5, "end": 8623.98, "text": " But then I think a lot of them don't want to go on that"}, {"start": 8623.98, "end": 8626.02, "text": " because they're afraid of losing"}, {"start": 8626.02, "end": 8628.46, "text": " on potential like collaborations,"}, {"start": 8628.46, "end": 8630.94, "text": " potential increase in viewership or whatever."}, {"start": 8630.94, "end": 8632.26, "text": " So I think people are too afraid"}, {"start": 8632.26, "end": 8634.26, "text": " to take any specific stance."}, {"start": 8636.14, "end": 8638.74, "text": " I just said, I was like, for me, I don't care."}, {"start": 8638.74, "end": 8641.46, "text": " I'm just gonna say it, you know?"}, {"start": 8641.46, "end": 8642.78, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 8643.98, "end": 8644.82, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8644.82, "end": 8645.9, "text": " Again, what I would want,"}, {"start": 8645.9, "end": 8647.9, "text": " I don't know what maybe the Siege community wants to see"}, {"start": 8647.9, "end": 8651.1, "text": " is how you play, like, not on your own environment,"}, {"start": 8651.1, "end": 8652.02, "text": " but maybe on another PC."}, {"start": 8652.02, "end": 8654.82, "text": " Like, if you would be at varsity this crib right now, bro,"}, {"start": 8654.82, "end": 8656.46, "text": " and you would be playing on his PC,"}, {"start": 8656.46, "end": 8658.06, "text": " and he could look over your shoulder, I don't know,"}, {"start": 8658.06, "end": 8661.38, "text": " maybe link up, maybe you too link up, I don't know."}, {"start": 8661.38, "end": 8663.02, "text": " I don't know about that, but."}, {"start": 8663.02, "end": 8664.46, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8664.46, "end": 8665.94, "text": " I'm sure this would not,"}, {"start": 8665.94, "end": 8669.3, "text": " we wouldn't want another Nadia situation from Codd."}, {"start": 8670.58, "end": 8671.42, "text": " From what?"}, {"start": 8671.42, "end": 8672.26, "text": " That doesn't happen."}, {"start": 8672.26, "end": 8674.3, "text": " Where Nadia was like accused of cheating in Codd,"}, {"start": 8674.3, "end": 8675.14, "text": " and then she went to an event"}, {"start": 8675.14, "end": 8676.06, "text": " and just shit the bed,"}, {"start": 8676.06, "end": 8678.96, "text": " Everyone's like, well, that's obvious."}, {"start": 8678.96, "end": 8679.46, "text": " Did she?"}, {"start": 8679.46, "end": 8684.66, "text": " Well, I mean, the thing is, like, again."}, {"start": 8684.66, "end": 8686.98, "text": " Oh, Nadia, oh, sorry, I thought you meant Clara."}, {"start": 8686.98, "end": 8687.779999999999, "text": " Like, I forgot about that."}, {"start": 8687.779999999999, "end": 8688.98, "text": " No, no, no, no, Clara."}, {"start": 8688.98, "end": 8690.22, "text": " I'm not here."}, {"start": 8690.22, "end": 8693.98, "text": " Only the thing is, bro, is I would be, like, OK,"}, {"start": 8693.98, "end": 8697.3, "text": " with this, like, accusating if I was, like, dropping 30 kills"}, {"start": 8697.3, "end": 8698.58, "text": " or 10 kills a game."}, {"start": 8698.58, "end": 8699.699999999999, "text": " But only one law."}, {"start": 8699.699999999999, "end": 8702.42, "text": " Can you pull up my stats real quick, only?"}, {"start": 8702.42, "end": 8703.58, "text": " Yeah, can you send the link?"}, {"start": 8703.58, "end": 8705.779999999999, "text": " Yeah, it's already in the description."}, {"start": 8705.78, "end": 8707.78, "text": " I'm on your ship."}, {"start": 8707.78, "end": 8709.78, "text": " I'm on your ship."}, {"start": 8714.78, "end": 8716.78, "text": " Yeah, let me see. Boom."}, {"start": 8716.78, "end": 8718.78, "text": " R6 trackers."}, {"start": 8719.78, "end": 8721.78, "text": " Server error. This time broke."}, {"start": 8721.78, "end": 8723.78, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 8723.78, "end": 8725.78, "text": " Yeah, it was taking a long time to load."}, {"start": 8725.78, "end": 8728.78, "text": " Okay, so scroll down and press scroll down all the way down."}, {"start": 8728.78, "end": 8730.78, "text": " And then there it is."}, {"start": 8730.78, "end": 8732.78, "text": " Okay, go ahead and look at my,"}, {"start": 8732.78, "end": 8734.78, "text": " just go ahead and look at the kills I have in these games."}, {"start": 8734.78, "end": 8735.900000000001, "text": " You're a fucking ass."}, {"start": 8735.900000000001, "end": 8737.02, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 8737.02, "end": 8738.12, "text": " Bro, press all match."}, {"start": 8738.12, "end": 8739.52, "text": " Look at my KD."}, {"start": 8739.52, "end": 8740.5, "text": " And all of these games."}, {"start": 8740.5, "end": 8741.140000000001, "text": " But when did they call you out?"}, {"start": 8741.140000000001, "end": 8742.08, "text": " Maybe you stop cheating."}, {"start": 8742.08, "end": 8742.7, "text": " All the way."}, {"start": 8742.7, "end": 8743.300000000001, "text": " Go all the way."}, {"start": 8743.300000000001, "end": 8743.74, "text": " All the way."}, {"start": 8743.74, "end": 8744.34, "text": " It's consistent."}, {"start": 8744.34, "end": 8746.66, "text": " Is it April 11th or 8th?"}, {"start": 8746.66, "end": 8747.26, "text": " Somewhere down there?"}, {"start": 8747.26, "end": 8748.380000000001, "text": " Go to April 9th."}, {"start": 8748.380000000001, "end": 8750.34, "text": " That's a free throw match."}, {"start": 8750.34, "end": 8751.62, "text": " No, free throw match."}, {"start": 8751.62, "end": 8752.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8752.12, "end": 8753.26, "text": " I'm red."}, {"start": 8753.26, "end": 8753.980000000001, "text": " 1 in 5."}, {"start": 8753.980000000001, "end": 8757.1, "text": " 1 in 5."}, {"start": 8757.1, "end": 8757.86, "text": " Ranked."}, {"start": 8757.86, "end": 8759.18, "text": " Form 4, 6 in 3."}, {"start": 8759.18, "end": 8760.78, "text": " Form 4."}, {"start": 8760.78, "end": 8761.900000000001, "text": " 11 in 3."}, {"start": 8761.900000000001, "end": 8763.140000000001, "text": " DMA was on this one."}, {"start": 8763.140000000001, "end": 8764.5, "text": " Silver lobby."}, {"start": 8764.5, "end": 8766.5, "text": " I don't get it"}, {"start": 8768.5, "end": 8773.7, "text": " But he's dropping one and two and gold like he's fucking ass am I okay?"}, {"start": 8773.7, "end": 8778.62, "text": " So that that's not okay and Siege it's a little different so you can see he's gold"}, {"start": 8778.62, "end": 8783.98, "text": " But he's gaining 92 elo the most you can gain in a match is like a hundred and ten at the beginning and"}, {"start": 8784.5, "end": 8788.42, "text": " Siege does this really stupid like hidden MMR system where"}, {"start": 8789.22, "end": 8792.9, "text": " Your visual rank doesn't actually mean anything. So like if you click on that match"}, {"start": 8792.9, "end": 8798.46, "text": " any of those gold matches you'll see that like the ranks on the side are all all"}, {"start": 8798.46, "end": 8804.66, "text": " over the place yeah people are in emerald so coppers and silvers those are"}, {"start": 8804.66, "end": 8808.14, "text": " actual emerald players who are just playing like they're the visible rank"}, {"start": 8808.14, "end": 8813.38, "text": " means nothing you have a hidden rank and that's what it matches so what no like"}, {"start": 8813.38, "end": 8817.42, "text": " this guy it looks like he's like a gold player he's reached gold it's just the"}, {"start": 8817.42, "end": 8821.76, "text": " ranking system in Siege is really bad I'm confused the shit bro but would you"}, {"start": 8821.76, "end": 8826.08, "text": " varsity I don't know if you were a mood up if you were mood up people you played"}, {"start": 8826.08, "end": 8829.68, "text": " some ranked all the sudden these three must analyze your game and they say"}, {"start": 8829.68, "end": 8834.4, "text": " whoa this guy sucks how can mood up what would you do in his situation what can"}, {"start": 8834.4, "end": 8839.16, "text": " you do it even if you don't want him to do anything but how is this maybe"}, {"start": 8839.16, "end": 8844.12, "text": " like how can he like show something yeah like personally if you're in my"}, {"start": 8844.12, "end": 8848.24, "text": " shoes and there was a world you were legit what would you do if you were"}, {"start": 8848.24, "end": 8853.52, "text": " in my shoes to prove everything possibly could I mentioned it in my video is like I feel like"}, {"start": 8854.4, "end": 8859.52, "text": " obviously doing a monitor cam with ranked seeing if you still do all the same stuff would help but"}, {"start": 8859.52, "end": 8866.16, "text": " like if it is a soft aim that doesn't do shit so then the next best thing would be what only said"}, {"start": 8866.16, "end": 8872.96, "text": " like go to someone's house or like a third-party place go to an event and play there and prove"}, {"start": 8872.960000000001, "end": 8877.000000000002, "text": " that like it is just varsity please dude with mood are they will be like if he"}, {"start": 8877.000000000002, "end": 8881.240000000002, "text": " plays at your crib and you over his shoulders you analyze that's that's the"}, {"start": 8881.240000000002, "end": 8888.640000000001, "text": " nail in the coffin no come on I am not quite the"}, {"start": 8888.640000000001, "end": 8896.12, "text": " in real life dream collaboration but for the siege community to see if his"}, {"start": 8896.12, "end": 8901.400000000001, "text": " ass is cheating I know I get the concern or that like a lot of people"}, {"start": 8901.4, "end": 8907.5, "text": " like oh but you know he dropped one kill two kills blah blah but I'm sure you can"}, {"start": 8907.5, "end": 8911.58, "text": " even see in Counter-Strike cheaters won't always go 30 kills unless they're"}, {"start": 8911.58, "end": 8915.46, "text": " being blame aimbot whatever like sometimes they'll do well sometimes they'll"}, {"start": 8915.46, "end": 8918.779999999999, "text": " do bad they try not to get staff and they try not to get too obvious to make"}, {"start": 8918.779999999999, "end": 8921.5, "text": " games close yes yes yes yes yeah so like that's why when people use these"}, {"start": 8921.5, "end": 8924.699999999999, "text": " arguments to be like well he has shit killed it's like well every cheater does"}, {"start": 8924.699999999999, "end": 8929.02, "text": " like it that doesn't mean anything to me okay I mean that's all they proof"}, {"start": 8929.02, "end": 8932.140000000001, "text": " in CS if someone is cheating they just pull up at a crib and then they play"}, {"start": 8932.140000000001, "end": 8939.02, "text": " on their PCs like rups and and no Christ but yeah hmm okay I don't know"}, {"start": 8939.02, "end": 8943.02, "text": " maybe a house will find itself if you say that helps maybe it helps hey my"}, {"start": 8943.02, "end": 8948.94, "text": " verdict on this mood and I do have to be that ass our six I think you're clean"}, {"start": 8948.94, "end": 8953.720000000001, "text": " I believe you thank you at least at least I don't know again I'm nobody to"}, {"start": 8953.720000000001, "end": 8957.12, "text": " talk in it like a situation where every clip gets turned on the set"}, {"start": 8957.12, "end": 8959.12, "text": " Varsity you showed me a clip you said"}, {"start": 8959.660000000002, "end": 8964.26, "text": " Pre-aiming the wall and shooting and then you went to another round and he's fucking shooting every single corner like"}, {"start": 8965.060000000001, "end": 8967.26, "text": " If it's a bangable wall or not, I don't know"}, {"start": 8968.220000000001, "end": 8973.300000000001, "text": " But that is site that is site what I am mad about mood up is the it's the rush shit"}, {"start": 8973.300000000001, "end": 8977.5, "text": " I don't know if like that's not nice that was six months ago. You keep saying when you were kid when you were kid"}, {"start": 8977.5, "end": 8981.960000000001, "text": " I know I was a kid. I cheated. Yes, and we learn from all mistakes, but six months ago is pretty"}, {"start": 8981.960000000001, "end": 8987.560000000001, "text": " It's still and it is be simple and I apologize bro listen if I yoke at you from 400 meters six months ago"}, {"start": 8987.560000000001, "end": 8992.78, "text": " Well, I apologize. I apologize. I'm sorry. I just I'm sorry. It's uh, I was sick that day"}, {"start": 8992.78, "end": 8995.94, "text": " I did it. I took a day off from streaming. I was bored my mind with the best of me"}, {"start": 8995.94, "end": 9000.740000000002, "text": " No excuses, you know God may God forgive me and for everyone. Maybe forgive me, too"}, {"start": 9000.740000000002, "end": 9003.62, "text": " I'm sorry. I apologize and and I do get it. You said"}, {"start": 9004.18, "end": 9006.960000000001, "text": " You didn't cheat in our six and Valorant"}, {"start": 9006.960000000001, "end": 9008.960000000001, "text": " No, fuck no. Hell no."}, {"start": 9008.960000000001, "end": 9011.960000000001, "text": " And those are your games where you know if you get cheated on it feels absolutely disgusting."}, {"start": 9011.960000000001, "end": 9012.960000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9012.960000000001, "end": 9019.960000000001, "text": " I would never cheat in a game like Counter-Strike. Would I fucking boot up Minecraft on a server that doesn't matter and maybe hunt some diamonds with X-Ray?"}, {"start": 9019.960000000001, "end": 9022.960000000001, "text": " I'm more likely to do that on a read you, so I'm not saying that I do."}, {"start": 9022.960000000001, "end": 9029.960000000001, "text": " But when I'm off stream, I would never of course like cheat in a game that I love, but it would be in a game that I don't fucking care about."}, {"start": 9029.960000000001, "end": 9032.960000000001, "text": " Which I'm not. I'm not saying that I am."}, {"start": 9032.960000000001, "end": 9034.720000000001, "text": " Ohhhhh!"}, {"start": 9034.740000000002, "end": 9037.1, "text": " I'm everything I'm not."}, {"start": 9037.1, "end": 9040.54, "text": " I haven't cheated since I was fucking, I don't know like 18 or something."}, {"start": 9040.54, "end": 9043.68, "text": " Wait wait 17."}, {"start": 9043.7, "end": 9046.92, "text": " A good way to like figure this out?"}, {"start": 9046.92, "end": 9051.84, "text": " I'm saying it does add for me a little bit up that, like you saying you didn't cheat in Valorant or R6"}, {"start": 9051.84, "end": 9056.42, "text": " because those games you do care about and a game like Rust, a little bit of a free time game"}, {"start": 9056.42, "end": 9059.560000000001, "text": " where it's like okay I gotta blow some steam off this stream that I had today,"}, {"start": 9059.56, "end": 9064.1, "text": " I don't know. It's like me pay to winning and hot stone like that's like cheating right like pay to win is like hot stone"}, {"start": 9064.1, "end": 9067.6, "text": " Basically kind of cheating with my fucking credit card. I do that off-stream. I fucking"}, {"start": 9071.84, "end": 9074.039999999999, "text": " She's the legit way nowadays, but that's what I'm saying"}, {"start": 9074.039999999999, "end": 9079.279999999999, "text": " I used to bought in old school RuneScape and he used to bought my stats like bro, you know like I'm sorry"}, {"start": 9079.539999999999, "end": 9083.88, "text": " Like it's just we're all human, bro. You know, we all have our you know, we're all human, bro"}, {"start": 9084.48, "end": 9088.4, "text": " And again, I'm not trying to defend it ours the rust shit. It's it's it's bad"}, {"start": 9088.4, "end": 9090.4, "text": " Nobody should cheat."}, {"start": 9090.4, "end": 9095.4, "text": " And yeah, I don't know."}, {"start": 9095.4, "end": 9099.4, "text": " I mean, I think a good way to help determine Oni would be like,"}, {"start": 9099.4, "end": 9102.4, "text": " so you play obviously a lot of Counter-Strike, Valorant."}, {"start": 9102.4, "end": 9105.4, "text": " Similar games to Muda."}, {"start": 9105.4, "end": 9107.4, "text": " If you build up Siege, we'll see how you do."}, {"start": 9107.4, "end": 9110.4, "text": " And like, if you're really good, you know,"}, {"start": 9110.4, "end": 9112.4, "text": " hopefully you should be doing very similar things."}, {"start": 9112.4, "end": 9115.4, "text": " But I just find that everyone talks about how any content creator"}, {"start": 9115.4, "end": 9120.72, "text": " content creator who tries out siege looks nothing like this they all look like"}, {"start": 9120.72, "end": 9123.98, "text": " very like the movement is really different than a lot of these games"}, {"start": 9123.98, "end": 9128.8, "text": " it's very hard to get into so I feel like that would be a good way for you to"}, {"start": 9128.8, "end": 9133.039999999999, "text": " determine for yourself like if you are not playing at all on the same level"}, {"start": 9163.04, "end": 9164.660000000002, "text": " I'm ass at CS bro."}, {"start": 9164.660000000002, "end": 9165.160000000002, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 9165.160000000002, "end": 9165.660000000002, "text": " I'm ass at CS bro."}, {"start": 9165.660000000002, "end": 9166.26, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 9166.26, "end": 9168.300000000001, "text": " I've heard how crazy good you are."}, {"start": 9168.300000000001, "end": 9170.800000000001, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 9170.800000000001, "end": 9173.0, "text": " Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 9173.0, "end": 9174.240000000002, "text": " You play with that spatter than me,"}, {"start": 9174.240000000002, "end": 9175.640000000001, "text": " and you use it dare by a bride."}, {"start": 9175.640000000001, "end": 9176.640000000001, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 9176.640000000001, "end": 9178.640000000001, "text": " Because I'm not a comp."}, {"start": 9178.640000000001, "end": 9181.740000000002, "text": " I come from CS, you come from Vala, we should be."}, {"start": 9181.740000000002, "end": 9183.380000000001, "text": " Let me boot up our seats right now."}, {"start": 9183.380000000001, "end": 9184.380000000001, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 9184.380000000001, "end": 9186.380000000001, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 9186.380000000001, "end": 9189.320000000002, "text": " But the point I'm making, obviously,"}, {"start": 9189.320000000002, "end": 9191.76, "text": " any content creator, you try siege."}, {"start": 9191.76, "end": 9192.5, "text": " Yeah, but."}, {"start": 9192.5, "end": 9196.46, "text": " your body bro but again listen bro I've been playing video games I was eight"}, {"start": 9196.46, "end": 9199.42, "text": " years old some some people might chat call me the chosen one I don't know who"}, {"start": 9199.42, "end": 9204.06, "text": " gave me that nickname it just stuck bro I am not the same as other human beings"}, {"start": 9204.06, "end": 9208.34, "text": " bro like you know it's just how it is bro you know it's just what it is"}, {"start": 9208.34, "end": 9221.82, "text": " I can see why you cheated when you're missing shots bro, what do you mean, all right, but"}, {"start": 9221.82, "end": 9229.78, "text": " yeah, not nice, nobody cheat please, the last thing is not excusable, no, it's not,"}, {"start": 9229.78, "end": 9233.86, "text": " it's not, bro, no, it's not, and I may God forgive me and may everyone in this chat"}, {"start": 9233.86, "end": 9237.22, "text": " forgive me, bro, I'm sorry, bro, I'm sorry, I'm a changed man, I'm not the same"}, {"start": 9237.22, "end": 9242.58, "text": " as six months ago you know I apologize no excuses yet six months ago I was stupid"}, {"start": 9242.58, "end": 9246.699999999999, "text": " and it was a dumb decision bro I'm sorry my ex-peer bar was low one lit was I'm"}, {"start": 9246.699999999999, "end": 9250.58, "text": " sorry um and only pixel I'm you know I'm glad that you don't think I'm"}, {"start": 9250.58, "end": 9254.42, "text": " cheating and rainbow six siege off the clips you've seen you know me yes bro"}, {"start": 9254.42, "end": 9260.34, "text": " thank you I feel horrible judging anything why because I can see what"}, {"start": 9260.34, "end": 9264.14, "text": " the artists community now maybe matter me like this guy is defending a clip"}, {"start": 9264.14, "end": 9272.019999999999, "text": " that looks absolutely ridiculous. I don't know, like I'm a streamer as well. And I see a clip,"}, {"start": 9272.019999999999, "end": 9275.38, "text": " I saw the Riley's S situation where people were fucking getting at that person for cheating"}, {"start": 9275.38, "end": 9279.22, "text": " in Battlefield, and then you look at the fucking bot, and see that the person is just trying"}, {"start": 9279.22, "end": 9283.9, "text": " to farm a clip for five hours, and then one clip finally hit, and they put in a compilation"}, {"start": 9283.9, "end": 9287.779999999999, "text": " from weeks. And all those boomers on Twitter are just saying, even the Battlefield"}, {"start": 9287.779999999999, "end": 9290.859999999999, "text": " guys like, this person is cheating, this person is cheating. Yes, the clip on isolation"}, {"start": 9290.86, "end": 9295.02, "text": " looks fucking rough. And you just showed me a clip varsity, I said that I said this before,"}, {"start": 9295.02, "end": 9298.94, "text": " where you say, okay, look, he's praying at this angle, there's a guy behind the wall. Yes,"}, {"start": 9298.94, "end": 9305.34, "text": " if you have x rayon, and I'm looking at a clip isolated, you can find anybody that"}, {"start": 9305.34, "end": 9309.7, "text": " looks bad, especially, especially you can say, if I check a stomping vault, I wouldn't"}, {"start": 9309.7, "end": 9313.66, "text": " say that is cheating. Why? Because Muda is maybe clueless, because it's not like"}, {"start": 9313.66, "end": 9317.060000000001, "text": " stomping. He doesn't know which angle is bangable, and he's bangs everything."}, {"start": 9317.060000000001, "end": 9319.5, "text": " And then half of the time or quarter of the time, there isn't person behind the"}, {"start": 9319.5, "end": 9324.48, "text": " wall and then it looks us I don't know I mean yeah and I don't want to be"}, {"start": 9324.48, "end": 9328.04, "text": " defending anyone because I know how like this is serious and cheating is fucking"}, {"start": 9328.04, "end": 9333.54, "text": " ass that is us do I think but again like it's it's it's it's it's very dangerous"}, {"start": 9333.54, "end": 9337.44, "text": " to throw around accusations and just look at at certain clips in isolation"}, {"start": 9337.44, "end": 9341.32, "text": " because that's what 99.9% does when they open up Twitter and see somebody"}, {"start": 9341.32, "end": 9348.28, "text": " like the Hini post clip a 10-second clip where it looks us I mean yeah I"}, {"start": 9348.28, "end": 9351.640000000001, "text": " I agree. I kind of said a lot of that throughout my video as well as like"}, {"start": 9352.28, "end": 9357.62, "text": " Any match replay you look at especially when you have the outlines on it makes everything look way more suspicious"}, {"start": 9358.480000000001, "end": 9359.480000000001, "text": " but"}, {"start": 9359.480000000001, "end": 9365.820000000002, "text": " There are trends and I've been doing my hacker replay series for I think six years now. I've reviewed over like"}, {"start": 9366.28, "end": 9370.0, "text": " How much would that be over like 800 individual matches of cheaters?"}, {"start": 9370.320000000002, "end": 9376.560000000001, "text": " So like I've learned the patterns. I've learned what usually is suspicious and what's not and I"}, {"start": 9376.56, "end": 9382.4, "text": " I just said when I was watching I was like a lot of these things and isolation sure you could be like whatever popped off cool"}, {"start": 9382.56, "end": 9387.56, "text": " But when you have multiple of them happening in a very short time period in a few matches"}, {"start": 9387.56, "end": 9392.359999999999, "text": " Then it's like okay how many times do you give up or give them an excuse how many times you say it was a coincidence"}, {"start": 9392.72, "end": 9395.4, "text": " How many coincidences before it's you know suspicious?"}, {"start": 9395.4, "end": 9398.279999999999, "text": " Yeah, but then again, he's going like five and five one and five in this games"}, {"start": 9398.279999999999, "end": 9401.8, "text": " No, I don't know I mean yeah, but I mean we said that earlier like nobody gets through the wall"}, {"start": 9401.800000000001, "end": 9403.800000000001, "text": " No cheaters going to go for the kills."}, {"start": 9403.800000000001, "end": 9405.800000000001, "text": " You were looking at the game replay as well and not..."}, {"start": 9405.800000000001, "end": 9408.800000000001, "text": " Muda said he wasn't a call with one of the best players who was giving him callouts."}, {"start": 9408.800000000001, "end": 9410.800000000001, "text": " Like, shoot behind the wall, shoot behind the wall. I don't know."}, {"start": 9410.800000000001, "end": 9412.800000000001, "text": " That's also, I feel like."}, {"start": 9412.800000000001, "end": 9414.800000000001, "text": " But then again, I don't want to defend nothing because Muda,"}, {"start": 9414.800000000001, "end": 9416.800000000001, "text": " your ass cheated and fucking rushed six months ago."}, {"start": 9416.800000000001, "end": 9417.800000000001, "text": " And that's ass."}, {"start": 9417.800000000001, "end": 9419.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, and that was ass, bro."}, {"start": 9419.800000000001, "end": 9420.800000000001, "text": " I don't think you cheated in R6."}, {"start": 9420.800000000001, "end": 9421.800000000001, "text": " Thank you, bro."}, {"start": 9421.800000000001, "end": 9422.800000000001, "text": " I don't think you cheated in Valorant. Doesn't matter."}, {"start": 9422.800000000001, "end": 9423.800000000001, "text": " Thank you, bro."}, {"start": 9423.800000000001, "end": 9424.800000000001, "text": " And the other day you did cheat and fucking rushed."}, {"start": 9424.800000000001, "end": 9425.800000000001, "text": " I did, bro."}, {"start": 9425.800000000001, "end": 9426.800000000001, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 9426.800000000001, "end": 9429.800000000001, "text": " But I don't get why the Siege community has full-matted you for cheating in R6."}, {"start": 9429.800000000001, "end": 9437.380000000001, "text": " that stupid yeah I I agree I agree and I agree I agree so I mean again if"}, {"start": 9437.380000000001, "end": 9441.12, "text": " rainbow succeeds gives me the opportunity to prove myself I mean again I'm not the"}, {"start": 9441.12, "end": 9444.920000000002, "text": " best player like if I were to fly out to land again even on my PC right now I'm"}, {"start": 9444.920000000002, "end": 9449.000000000002, "text": " not dropping 30 kills so I don't want to put this in the room but I wonder if they"}, {"start": 9449.000000000002, "end": 9451.44, "text": " can ban you just based on the fact that you cheated another game call me"}, {"start": 9451.44, "end": 9454.640000000001, "text": " nuts because there's something there's some depth who would do that call me"}, {"start": 9454.640000000001, "end": 9458.560000000001, "text": " crazy I don't know maybe you're bad because you cheated on Russ call me"}, {"start": 9458.56, "end": 9459.84, "text": " Hopefully not, bro."}, {"start": 9459.84, "end": 9460.84, "text": " I hope not."}, {"start": 9460.84, "end": 9463.519999999999, "text": " In terms of servers, but if you cheated in a different Ubisoft game, they definitely would"}, {"start": 9463.519999999999, "end": 9465.039999999999, "text": " pull the trigger there."}, {"start": 9465.039999999999, "end": 9467.119999999999, "text": " Well, good thing I added it."}, {"start": 9467.119999999999, "end": 9470.199999999999, "text": " If you say something bad on another man's stream on Twitch, you also get bad."}, {"start": 9470.199999999999, "end": 9473.72, "text": " I feel like if you get cheated in one game, maybe they ban you on this."}, {"start": 9473.72, "end": 9477.16, "text": " If somebody really doesn't like it on the team, I don't know."}, {"start": 9477.16, "end": 9478.16, "text": " But yeah."}, {"start": 9478.16, "end": 9479.16, "text": " All right, we'll see."}, {"start": 9479.16, "end": 9480.16, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 9480.16, "end": 9485.119999999999, "text": " Again, Mudo, you have to get on a PC somewhere and show that you play like this"}, {"start": 9485.119999999999, "end": 9486.119999999999, "text": " maybe."}, {"start": 9486.119999999999, "end": 9487.119999999999, "text": " I would love to, bro."}, {"start": 9487.119999999999, "end": 9488.119999999999, "text": " I would love to."}, {"start": 9488.12, "end": 9491.480000000001, "text": " Like only I wasn't dropping 30 kill third like 20 kills on this PC"}, {"start": 9491.480000000001, "end": 9497.68, "text": " So as long as I could like it's the way of you the way of you playing this thing right like yeah true true"}, {"start": 9497.68, "end": 9501.800000000001, "text": " It's the movements the I play all that game. Yeah, that would all that was all still happen"}, {"start": 9501.800000000001, "end": 9504.400000000001, "text": " I think the the big thing you keep saying over and over again"}, {"start": 9504.400000000001, "end": 9509.6, "text": " That makes a lot of people even more suspicious is that you keep saying I don't know any of these maps"}, {"start": 9509.6, "end": 9514.52, "text": " I have zero understanding of this and then like you know having the knowledge of pre fires line ups"}, {"start": 9514.52, "end": 9518.32, "text": " blah blah is like well is it do you don't know it or you know it perfectly"}, {"start": 9519.62, "end": 9524.960000000001, "text": " No, I guess I don't know it not both that that's why I'm preferring everything the only map"}, {"start": 9524.960000000001, "end": 9530.640000000001, "text": " I know it again and upstairs organ but I also the type of guy calling nuts to say like no, bro"}, {"start": 9530.640000000001, "end": 9533.140000000001, "text": " I'm new and then they go holy shit"}, {"start": 9533.140000000001, "end": 9537.76, "text": " So you're the goats like and could it also be a little bit of you down talking yourself a little bit"}, {"start": 9537.76, "end": 9541.08, "text": " Because I don't know you didn't reveal that you had more hours at the start, right?"}, {"start": 9541.08, "end": 9546.16, "text": " Yeah, I mean which I do understand like it's it's nice for fucking stream like oh my god. I'm the god at this game"}, {"start": 9547.08, "end": 9550.56, "text": " Like I wouldn't I wouldn't consider myself. I wouldn't consider myself"}, {"start": 9551.32, "end": 9557.58, "text": " Good a good enough played like good hours on rainbow six siege, but I wouldn't consider myself anywhere near that"}, {"start": 9557.58, "end": 9563.16, "text": " I know like with all my playtime ever in my life. I would have to be like under"}, {"start": 9563.64, "end": 9565.0, "text": " 200 hours"}, {"start": 9565.0, "end": 9571.18, "text": " Max that's like that's getting me and see like 300 hours 400 hours like that's like even crazy to say"}, {"start": 9571.22, "end": 9576.72, "text": " That's like max max max and that's why I get fucked on every map other than Oregon because I don't know anything"}, {"start": 9576.72, "end": 9578.76, "text": " And if you go back into any of my thoughts"}, {"start": 9578.76, "end": 9583.86, "text": " I'm like beating myself up and like getting mad at myself because I don't know any of the angles. Yeah, you know"}, {"start": 9585.36, "end": 9587.36, "text": " Guys"}, {"start": 9587.48, "end": 9590.68, "text": " Barcy if you have some last words for the aspects community Anna"}, {"start": 9590.68, "end": 9595.12, "text": " I guess we'll see Monday. What happens?"}, {"start": 9595.12, "end": 9610.0, "text": " I said in the video if he's not cheating and everyone thinks he's cheating that's the best"}, {"start": 9610.0, "end": 9614.16, "text": " compliment you can get whenever you play a game and someone's like oh you're cheating you fucking"}, {"start": 9614.16, "end": 9618.84, "text": " kill me through the wall that's the best compliment you can possibly get that's why I see I wasn't"}, {"start": 9618.84, "end": 9622.68, "text": " getting upset I just got upset when I got banned that I don't really mind that"}, {"start": 9622.68, "end": 9627.460000000001, "text": " everyone thinks I'm cheating I just don't like how people like I guess it"}, {"start": 9627.460000000001, "end": 9631.48, "text": " mattered like I guess everyone like digged into my past and like that's all good"}, {"start": 9631.48, "end": 9635.28, "text": " to whatever but I just got mad when I got banned because I actually really do"}, {"start": 9635.28, "end": 9639.76, "text": " like siege a lot bro a lot and I also like community loves when I play"}, {"start": 9639.76, "end": 9646.76, "text": " So I got upset when I got banned, that's what happened."}, {"start": 9646.76, "end": 9648.76, "text": " I just don't want to."}, {"start": 9648.76, "end": 9652.76, "text": " If I see on Twitter another moving of the goal post, I'm going to be pissed."}, {"start": 9652.76, "end": 9653.76, "text": " I'm going to just say that."}, {"start": 9653.76, "end": 9655.76, "text": " Because before he said, I never cheated."}, {"start": 9655.76, "end": 9657.76, "text": " Well, he said I've never cheated."}, {"start": 9657.76, "end": 9660.76, "text": " And then when people found out they were like, OK, I cheated six months ago."}, {"start": 9660.76, "end": 9663.76, "text": " I was like, oh, but I only cheated in a game that's not Siege or Valorant."}, {"start": 9663.76, "end": 9668.76, "text": " So if I see later, he's going to be like, oh, I actually, I did cheat on Siege,"}, {"start": 9668.76, "end": 9670.880000000001, "text": " seed but that was ten years ago"}, {"start": 9670.880000000001, "end": 9671.52, "text": " you know"}, {"start": 9671.52, "end": 9675.2, "text": " we're done that's what people hate muda like in them in the moment change the"}, {"start": 9675.2, "end": 9676.2, "text": " goal of the dream"}, {"start": 9676.2, "end": 9679.800000000001, "text": " you could you like you say things but then"}, {"start": 9679.800000000001, "end": 9682.76, "text": " sometimes like the backtracking is crazy"}, {"start": 9682.76, "end": 9684.44, "text": " that is not"}, {"start": 9684.44, "end": 9685.800000000001, "text": " that is not good"}, {"start": 9685.800000000001, "end": 9689.48, "text": " what is this i everyone spams into my chat so we have to address the mood"}, {"start": 9689.48, "end": 9691.56, "text": " yeah the last thing"}, {"start": 9691.56, "end": 9694.12, "text": " also muda was hard stuck in plat three for acts"}, {"start": 9694.12, "end": 9700.12, "text": " for three acts until all right bro what is this around the same time you ask"}, {"start": 9700.12, "end": 9703.800000000001, "text": " about Lauren in the cheating community where he went from flat to immortal with"}, {"start": 9703.800000000001, "end": 9711.08, "text": " the point 1.34 kb Rory also said that they took a break and turned dude returned"}, {"start": 9711.08, "end": 9714.720000000001, "text": " at the same time yeah so bro fuck you Brandon you know what bro at this point"}, {"start": 9714.720000000001, "end": 9720.12, "text": " bro I also cheated in Valor bro no I'm trolling I'm trolling bro just joking"}, {"start": 9720.12, "end": 9727.900000000001, "text": " This is like bro, I I've been playing Valorant for five years. I'm assuming this game every single day for five years"}, {"start": 9728.400000000001, "end": 9733.640000000001, "text": " I've played on a NRG LAN events and dropped an ace against pro players. I"}, {"start": 9735.04, "end": 9739.800000000001, "text": " Go and rank one multiple times like it's impossible to value can't say that about that's impossible"}, {"start": 9741.880000000001, "end": 9745.68, "text": " Okay, again, I don't know and then we're looking at screenshots. You never know like"}, {"start": 9745.68, "end": 9748.9, "text": " Like, Tuma's Pum posting a screenshot with one follower."}, {"start": 9748.9, "end": 9749.9, "text": " Like, what is this?"}, {"start": 9749.9, "end": 9751.9, "text": " Bro, I don't even know what's happening, bro."}, {"start": 9751.9, "end": 9753.9, "text": " Like, I don't know."}, {"start": 9753.9, "end": 9758.56, "text": " In Tuma's defense, 90% of the comments I've gone on Twitter from Mooda's followers are"}, {"start": 9758.56, "end": 9763.44, "text": " one follower, default profile photo, first name, 10 different numbers."}, {"start": 9763.44, "end": 9765.12, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9765.12, "end": 9769.78, "text": " That's one thing that I just quickly want to say as well, because, bro, when I was"}, {"start": 9769.78, "end": 9775.04, "text": " getting really mad at this 106 guy, you can call out someone for cheating, yes?"}, {"start": 9775.04, "end": 9777.92, "text": " right like i was like okay maybe he knows the stuff like of course he does right"}, {"start": 9777.92, "end": 9781.92, "text": " like he's he's the r6 guy but then he was saying where is it"}, {"start": 9781.92, "end": 9786.0, "text": " muda he was saying that you're viewbotting yeah i saw that"}, {"start": 9786.0, "end": 9788.800000000001, "text": " through bro i don't know that made me mad because"}, {"start": 9788.800000000001, "end": 9792.720000000001, "text": " there are people who viewbot and stuff but when you look at his graph and he's"}, {"start": 9792.720000000001, "end": 9795.84, "text": " screenshot of the graph and it looks like one of the most authentic this"}, {"start": 9795.84, "end": 9799.28, "text": " he's also perhaps the most blatant viewbotter i've seen on twitch since"}, {"start": 9799.28, "end": 9801.68, "text": " fucking masan i don't know bro back in the day the dude"}, {"start": 9801.68, "end": 9806.78, "text": " spawns in with four cave yours your bro if you look at this fucking graph these"}, {"start": 9806.78, "end": 9809.720000000001, "text": " are the most legit graphs why because all the sudden jinx you collab in the"}, {"start": 9809.720000000001, "end": 9814.52, "text": " evening suck then it drops people don't care anymore he's six cave yours to two"}, {"start": 9814.52, "end": 9818.52, "text": " cave yours no front but I don't know like when you bought it's a graph that"}, {"start": 9818.52, "end": 9824.960000000001, "text": " is like this bro it's like yes like I don't know varsity what do you think"}, {"start": 9824.960000000001, "end": 9829.16, "text": " about this am I crazy I mean I'm not saying would have you but I think"}, {"start": 9829.16, "end": 9832.6, "text": " Every streamer to a degree view bots in the sense that like there's bots everywhere"}, {"start": 9834.8, "end": 9839.4, "text": " The bigger you are the more bots that will be in your chat because like they're just trying to be legit"}, {"start": 9839.4, "end": 9841.88, "text": " So they'll watch you know, whatever stream they can find"}, {"start": 9842.36, "end": 9847.84, "text": " Try to be legit when remember when twitch cracked down on and everyone viewership drop like 20%"}, {"start": 9849.119999999999, "end": 9852.36, "text": " Like what is it? What is the view butter? What is the view but I checked?"}, {"start": 9852.36, "end": 9856.44, "text": " I just want to show you a quick because this discussion pisses me off like I feel like right now people think that a normal graph"}, {"start": 9856.44, "end": 9862.76, "text": " like a legit graph is is is bought it and one that is not bought it is like it's"}, {"start": 9862.76, "end": 9866.460000000001, "text": " it's full different okay wait I don't know if I should be I don't want to say"}, {"start": 9866.460000000001, "end": 9870.720000000001, "text": " that anyone is bought it but if we look at like I don't know I don't know I don't"}, {"start": 9870.720000000001, "end": 9873.36, "text": " know if he is butting but everyone is saying neon let me just see again and"}, {"start": 9873.36, "end": 9876.640000000001, "text": " I've never analyzed anything but I just know that mood as a Travis legit"}, {"start": 9876.640000000001, "end": 9880.800000000001, "text": " because like I mean there's look there's streamers and siege who have"}, {"start": 9880.800000000001, "end": 9884.92, "text": " like two thousand years and one person in chat like those are obvious"}, {"start": 9884.92, "end": 9886.64, "text": " Yes, that as well."}, {"start": 9886.64, "end": 9888.88, "text": " I mean, first of all, this looks fucking sus."}, {"start": 9888.88, "end": 9892.28, "text": " I mean, I would love to have a raid from Neon one day, bro."}, {"start": 9892.28, "end": 9894.28, "text": " I would love to have a raid from Neon one day."}, {"start": 9894.28, "end": 9894.960000000001, "text": " I mean, chill, wait."}, {"start": 9894.960000000001, "end": 9897.16, "text": " How do I find, like, because one thing is as well,"}, {"start": 9897.16, "end": 9899.04, "text": " like, bots, they probably fucking nowadays"}, {"start": 9899.04, "end": 9901.4, "text": " are different than back in the day, but I don't know."}, {"start": 9901.4, "end": 9903.44, "text": " Let's just say, this is Neon?"}, {"start": 9903.44, "end": 9904.16, "text": " Boom, streams."}, {"start": 9904.16, "end": 9906.48, "text": " How do I go to, like, a stream from, like, I don't know,"}, {"start": 9906.48, "end": 9907.76, "text": " like here?"}, {"start": 9907.76, "end": 9909.56, "text": " Suck."}, {"start": 9909.56, "end": 9911.28, "text": " February ban."}, {"start": 9911.28, "end": 9912.64, "text": " Like, what are you saying, bro?"}, {"start": 9912.64, "end": 9913.64, "text": " Like, bro?"}, {"start": 9913.64, "end": 9914.52, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 9914.52, "end": 9920.12, "text": " And that bikini bro is this grass legit then because he didn't spawn in with fucking what are you talking about bro?"}, {"start": 9921.2, "end": 9927.42, "text": " Nobody holds viewers like this. Mooda crap goes fucking up and down JC joins. He's popping he leaves Mooda"}, {"start": 9927.42, "end": 9929.42, "text": " It's back to fucking 9 to 5 bro. Wow"}, {"start": 9934.0, "end": 9939.78, "text": " I'm trying to support your case. It's the same for me. I hop in a fucking variety game all the sudden everyone needs bro"}, {"start": 9939.78, "end": 9941.94, "text": " We all have this bro. We all have this bro"}, {"start": 9944.52, "end": 9949.7, "text": " It's easy like bro. Come on. Gee like but the guy was fucking calling out that just made me as well"}, {"start": 9949.7, "end": 9952.880000000001, "text": " I look like I think like what the fuck so you're calling him out for view-bottling"}, {"start": 9952.880000000001, "end": 9958.02, "text": " He's talking about it like he knows and then he clearly doesn't like I I know what a view"}, {"start": 9958.02, "end": 9962.18, "text": " But it looks like call me nuts. I think I know what it looks like. Maybe I don't and bikini is right"}, {"start": 9962.26, "end": 9965.16, "text": " maybe mood and I have all view-bottling in the universe, but"}, {"start": 9966.0, "end": 9971.84, "text": " To me that just made it very illegitimate like the our six accusations because then I'm thinking so"}, {"start": 9971.84, "end": 9975.56, "text": " So he's calling him out for a view butter acting like he knows and then he's calling"}, {"start": 9975.56, "end": 9976.56, "text": " him out for our..."}, {"start": 9976.56, "end": 9982.880000000001, "text": " I mean bro to be honest Bikini like wanted to prove that I'm cheating so bad in today's"}, {"start": 9982.880000000001, "end": 9989.44, "text": " like today's era that he dug up and doxed like my full email of like five years ago"}, {"start": 9989.44, "end": 9994.2, "text": " and then said that he has my phone number and passwords and everything in a post like"}, {"start": 9994.2, "end": 9996.2, "text": " I don't know Bikini is just..."}, {"start": 9996.2, "end": 9999.72, "text": " Again I'm not the type of guy like I'm not going to hate for him anymore I'm"}, {"start": 9999.72, "end": 10002.96, "text": " just saying like bikini just obviously doesn't like me and I guess he has his"}, {"start": 10002.96, "end": 10007.08, "text": " reasons like I was a cheater back in the day maybe doesn't like cheater but yeah"}, {"start": 10007.08, "end": 10013.679999999998, "text": " I don't know bro it's all good I don't know odd again at the end of the day"}, {"start": 10013.679999999998, "end": 10017.119999999999, "text": " absolutely terrible that you cheated on Russ that was six months ago that's"}, {"start": 10017.119999999999, "end": 10026.72, "text": " inexcusable yeah I don't know do you cheat in our six of all oh I in like"}, {"start": 10026.72, "end": 10033.64, "text": " Recently or whatever or what people accuse you for right because it all started with this clip on our six when you played on stream"}, {"start": 10034.039999999999, "end": 10039.439999999999, "text": " No shot in my opinion, but again you can hop again, but I don't play our six. I don't play our six"}, {"start": 10039.439999999999, "end": 10042.0, "text": " So I don't want to say nothing. We got a change that only"}, {"start": 10044.16, "end": 10046.16, "text": " Now I'm scared"}, {"start": 10050.0, "end": 10053.279999999999, "text": " Trust me, I've seen enough of your clips no one's gonna accuse you of cheating you're fine"}, {"start": 10053.28, "end": 10062.16, "text": " Alright listen, listen. Again, Muda and Varsity, thank you for joining for this, for like saying"}, {"start": 10062.16, "end": 10068.04, "text": " what you want to say. Again, I don't know. Muda, maybe that's 6 community ones that you"}, {"start": 10068.04, "end": 10073.34, "text": " play like on a fucking neutral PC where you don't have your DMA. See how you play then,"}, {"start": 10073.34, "end": 10081.94, "text": " you know, like the CS situation. Could be good. But yeah, some people hate cheating"}, {"start": 10081.94, "end": 10086.1, "text": " and then we'll hate you forever for this Rust thing, which I think is fair as well, like cheating."}, {"start": 10086.1, "end": 10087.94, "text": " Yeah, it's okay, bro. That's okay."}, {"start": 10088.74, "end": 10092.26, "text": " You also, again, watch the language. When you say back in the day you were"}, {"start": 10092.26, "end": 10097.060000000001, "text": " cheating and then it was just six months ago, like, and then don't change the goalpost, you know,"}, {"start": 10097.7, "end": 10098.26, "text": " be consistent."}, {"start": 10098.26, "end": 10100.82, "text": " Yeah, but the thing is, I mean, you also have to realize,"}, {"start": 10100.82, "end": 10103.7, "text": " virtually in the heat of the moment, like, what, like, what, you get accused for"}, {"start": 10103.7, "end": 10106.82, "text": " cheating, then you say, okay, I cheated and Rust six months ago, I cheated, like, bro,"}, {"start": 10106.82, "end": 10110.42, "text": " like, I don't know, like, at the start, maybe you think, okay,"}, {"start": 10110.42, "end": 10112.98, "text": " Like I will get away with this, like I don't know like"}, {"start": 10113.94, "end": 10116.18, "text": " Well, that's the suspicious part, right? That's what everyone"}, {"start": 10116.18, "end": 10117.54, "text": " Of course, man, it's very suspicious"}, {"start": 10117.54, "end": 10119.06, "text": " If you're changing, you know, it's like"}, {"start": 10119.06, "end": 10119.86, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 10119.86, "end": 10120.74, "text": " Because if you're on"}, {"start": 10120.74, "end": 10124.02, "text": " But how he realized that people are on his ass, like I feel like now he opened the shit up, I don't know"}, {"start": 10124.02, "end": 10129.3, "text": " Yeah, like for example for me, I obviously like cheated way back in the day in Minecraft, like you said, like"}, {"start": 10129.3, "end": 10132.18, "text": " joined a server, got pissed, someone killed me and took my diamonds"}, {"start": 10132.18, "end": 10134.66, "text": " So I turned on fly hacks and flew over to their base"}, {"start": 10134.66, "end": 10136.34, "text": " Like, did that when I was 10"}, {"start": 10136.34, "end": 10137.3, "text": " You're going to cancel too, GG"}, {"start": 10137.300000000001, "end": 10147.580000000002, "text": " I can for sure say I have never cheated in like any FPS type game ever in my life and"}, {"start": 10147.580000000002, "end": 10148.900000000001, "text": " you can go dig."}, {"start": 10148.900000000001, "end": 10151.78, "text": " I will not change the goal post like that is my consistent answer."}, {"start": 10151.78, "end": 10154.980000000001, "text": " I'm not going to say, oh, you know, six months ago, I cheated."}, {"start": 10154.980000000001, "end": 10158.86, "text": " And Muda said period, no Rust, no Valorant."}, {"start": 10158.86, "end": 10160.220000000001, "text": " So yeah, that's what people accuse him for."}, {"start": 10160.220000000001, "end": 10161.220000000001, "text": " He's saying no."}, {"start": 10161.220000000001, "end": 10162.220000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10162.220000000001, "end": 10167.26, "text": " Um, again, I hope I'm wasn't the guy that was defending everything."}, {"start": 10167.26, "end": 10169.54, "text": " Again, at the end of the day, I don't know."}, {"start": 10169.54, "end": 10171.380000000001, "text": " I don't like when exorcisms are being thrown around"}, {"start": 10171.380000000001, "end": 10173.2, "text": " and I have seen the fucking Riley CS clip."}, {"start": 10173.2, "end": 10175.5, "text": " Chat, I will show you the fucking battlefield thing"}, {"start": 10175.5, "end": 10177.7, "text": " in a minute, why it's not fucking cheating, okay?"}, {"start": 10177.7, "end": 10178.7, "text": " And you will say afterwards,"}, {"start": 10178.7, "end": 10180.14, "text": " oh my God, I'm the dumbest person ever."}, {"start": 10180.14, "end": 10182.14, "text": " All right, I don't know."}, {"start": 10182.14, "end": 10183.82, "text": " And then again, Muda is the type of guy"}, {"start": 10183.82, "end": 10186.82, "text": " to just fucking clip farm every day and, I don't know."}, {"start": 10188.94, "end": 10190.06, "text": " But yeah."}, {"start": 10190.06, "end": 10194.22, "text": " All right, I don't want to speak on the R6 community."}, {"start": 10194.22, "end": 10195.74, "text": " They, maybe they still think you're cheating,"}, {"start": 10195.74, "end": 10198.24, "text": " Maybe not, probably they do."}, {"start": 10198.24, "end": 10201.24, "text": " But again, you can maybe try to prove them wrong."}, {"start": 10201.24, "end": 10202.52, "text": " We'll see you on Monday, bro."}, {"start": 10202.52, "end": 10205.16, "text": " I'm just going to pray because I hope I get unbanned, bro."}, {"start": 10205.16, "end": 10207.44, "text": " Yeah, I really want to get unbanned on Monday, bro."}, {"start": 10207.44, "end": 10208.44, "text": " Chat on Monday."}, {"start": 10208.44, "end": 10209.4, "text": " He got banned on Siege."}, {"start": 10209.4, "end": 10211.4, "text": " And the guy told him maybe he gets unbanned on Monday."}, {"start": 10211.4, "end": 10213.88, "text": " They will see you on Monday if he gets unbanned or not."}, {"start": 10213.88, "end": 10217.16, "text": " All right, window back in office."}, {"start": 10217.16, "end": 10217.6, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 10217.6, "end": 10218.48, "text": " Richie said something."}, {"start": 10218.48, "end": 10220.24, "text": " Everyone spams Richie clip."}, {"start": 10220.24, "end": 10221.039999999999, "text": " Check my screen share."}, {"start": 10225.74, "end": 10227.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10255.74, "end": 10257.74, "text": " You want me to go in the chair, Bambis?"}, {"start": 10257.74, "end": 10259.74, "text": " You want me to go in the chair with you?"}, {"start": 10259.74, "end": 10261.74, "text": " You want me to go in the chair with you?"}, {"start": 10263.74, "end": 10265.74, "text": " Would you like a natural stool?"}, {"start": 10265.74, "end": 10267.74, "text": " Yeah, you're a slick!"}, {"start": 10267.74, "end": 10269.74, "text": " Like a natural stool!"}, {"start": 10271.74, "end": 10273.74, "text": " C.I."}, {"start": 10273.74, "end": 10275.74, "text": " I'm on your side, I'm on the key."}, {"start": 10275.74, "end": 10277.74, "text": " But like I'm on your side, I'm on the key."}, {"start": 10277.74, "end": 10279.74, "text": " It's not like you, bitch."}, {"start": 10279.74, "end": 10294.74, "text": " Okay, it's AI, it's AI. What? What do you mean? That's AI, bro. What are you talking"}, {"start": 10294.74, "end": 10303.539999999999, "text": " about? It's Twitter. AI, bro. It's AI only. It's AI only. It's done. It's done. What"}, {"start": 10303.54, "end": 10305.380000000001, "text": " What the heck are you saying right now, huh?"}, {"start": 10305.380000000001, "end": 10306.220000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10308.02, "end": 10309.580000000002, "text": " It's AI, bro, it's AI."}, {"start": 10309.580000000002, "end": 10310.42, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 10310.42, "end": 10312.740000000002, "text": " I think I know what I'm looking at."}, {"start": 10312.740000000002, "end": 10315.060000000001, "text": " Second, I like that text."}, {"start": 10315.060000000001, "end": 10316.740000000002, "text": " I don't know, you said Richie was on your side,"}, {"start": 10316.740000000002, "end": 10317.580000000002, "text": " no, I'm not sure."}, {"start": 10317.580000000002, "end": 10318.78, "text": " He is, he is on my side."}, {"start": 10320.78, "end": 10323.580000000002, "text": " He's saying that I have more hours than 50 hours."}, {"start": 10323.580000000002, "end": 10326.26, "text": " He's saying that I'm not cheating,"}, {"start": 10326.26, "end": 10329.460000000001, "text": " but he's saying I used to play on a different account."}, {"start": 10329.460000000001, "end": 10330.460000000001, "text": " Like I'm lying about my hours."}, {"start": 10330.460000000001, "end": 10331.54, "text": " Well, I don't have Richie on this call,"}, {"start": 10331.54, "end": 10332.380000000001, "text": " I don't know how to,"}, {"start": 10332.380000000001, "end": 10339.54, "text": " on Discord. Bro, there's too many, too many links, too many links."}, {"start": 10339.54, "end": 10347.900000000001, "text": " Vassil, do you have Rich on Discord? I don't have Rich. I don't have Rich, no. You probably"}, {"start": 10347.900000000001, "end": 10356.060000000001, "text": " also don't have Rich. Bro, like, he's offline now. Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 10356.060000000001, "end": 10360.140000000001, "text": " I mean, at this point, I think everyone's just going to be clip farming and whatever,"}, {"start": 10360.14, "end": 10365.06, "text": " just trying to jump on again Buddha I don't know you have to fucking like you"}, {"start": 10365.06, "end": 10368.46, "text": " have to fucking play like on another man's PC I swear like Popeye fucking"}, {"start": 10368.46, "end": 10372.9, "text": " varsity script or something all right guys thank you for joining thank you for"}, {"start": 10372.9, "end": 10380.06, "text": " joining in video games any of us listening right now cheated I'm looking"}, {"start": 10380.06, "end": 10384.34, "text": " at you even if any of my crap those uninstalled those sheets right now"}, {"start": 10384.34, "end": 10388.14, "text": " uninstalled those sheets right now we can all right now change to a vector"}, {"start": 10388.14, "end": 10397.5, "text": " I agree, I agree, I agree and you know what there you know listen you know no excuses"}, {"start": 10397.5, "end": 10401.3, "text": " bro six months ago it was it was it was it was dumb bro it was dumb you know it was"}, {"start": 10401.3, "end": 10406.9, "text": " dumb and I and I and I apologize and I apologize I'm sorry whoever got yoke up from 400 meters"}, {"start": 10406.9, "end": 10413.14, "text": " I'm sorry bro won't lie right no one cheat please no one cheat yes also called people"}, {"start": 10413.14, "end": 10416.74, "text": " out if they are cheating so yeah our six is trying to do the right thing we just"}, {"start": 10416.74, "end": 10422.16, "text": " I mean, I don't know if he is cheating if not if not, I'm not the guy to judge. I don't play our six"}, {"start": 10422.66, "end": 10427.06, "text": " Barcy says you're changing that. I think you are we're changing that only yes"}, {"start": 10427.06, "end": 10430.14, "text": " Yes, you're the next streamer on Siege. Yeah, I'm scamper. Oh, like it's"}, {"start": 10430.5, "end": 10432.9, "text": " Mura said is queuing tonight. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 10433.58, "end": 10436.619999999999, "text": " You just so you don't play in champ lobby then you'll have a great time"}, {"start": 10437.38, "end": 10439.539999999999, "text": " But Mura is diamonds. Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry"}, {"start": 10444.1, "end": 10446.1, "text": " Everybody please out I'm not"}, {"start": 10446.74, "end": 10449.58, "text": " Bro, I'm in play bro. I have to get bro. This was this was already a lot"}, {"start": 10450.22, "end": 10452.22, "text": " We're streamers"}, {"start": 10463.3, "end": 10465.3, "text": " All my life fuck mercy though"}, {"start": 10471.22, "end": 10474.42, "text": " This guy said close enough, but when he said close enough I lost it"}, {"start": 10474.42, "end": 10480.84, "text": " I'm not gonna lie bro. I mean listen bro, I'm gonna be the only streamer to admit this because I'm not a bitch"}, {"start": 10480.9, "end": 10485.460000000001, "text": " Yes, I used to cheat in video games. I'm sorry bro. Well, I'm sorry. I know how annoying it is"}, {"start": 10485.460000000001, "end": 10486.62, "text": " I understand how annoying it is, bro"}, {"start": 10486.62, "end": 10493.34, "text": " I am sorry that I used to fucking kill aura be hop on Minecraft. Sorry. I used to spin-bought on CS, bro"}, {"start": 10493.86, "end": 10497.38, "text": " Sorry, I used to jailbreak farm on"}, {"start": 10497.380000000001, "end": 10504.060000000001, "text": " Synapse X for Roblox. Sorry I was fucking no clipping into bases on Ross with a Yoka"}, {"start": 10504.060000000001, "end": 10507.580000000002, "text": " and killing you and taking your entire kit that you spent the entire night for. Like how"}, {"start": 10507.580000000002, "end": 10510.980000000001, "text": " fuck does it- I know. I know it's fucked bro. I used to literally brawl and tell you. I used"}, {"start": 10510.980000000001, "end": 10517.94, "text": " to spawn in, run water treatment, grab some metal fragments, hit a wooden rock, do the"}, {"start": 10517.94, "end": 10522.26, "text": " instant Yoka. Make sure I had the instant Yoka set my FLV to max. It was like this"}, {"start": 10522.26, "end": 10527.7, "text": " big circle all right run up to someone silent aim headshot dead take his kit"}, {"start": 10527.7, "end": 10533.42, "text": " grab his kit grab a kit set up a two by two base down wake up in the morning"}, {"start": 10533.42, "end": 10539.66, "text": " kill everybody wake up the next morning got banned gg's go next I'm sorry boss"}, {"start": 10539.66, "end": 10543.02, "text": " what I used to do bro I'm sorry all right well I'm sorry bro I'm just who I"}, {"start": 10543.02, "end": 10547.22, "text": " am bro so I was and I apologize bro all right and I apologize bro listen bro"}, {"start": 10547.22, "end": 10551.300000000001, "text": " shout out rusty moose sorry bro all right you guys know that cameo guy"}, {"start": 10551.300000000001, "end": 10553.900000000001, "text": " The bald guy that used to like detect people for cheats, bro"}, {"start": 10553.900000000001, "end": 10556.78, "text": " He would like put you in the rock and that send a rocket up a missile up to the ceiling"}, {"start": 10556.78, "end": 10560.740000000002, "text": " Y'all know what I'm talking about cameo. I used to I was in one of his videos"}, {"start": 10561.140000000001, "end": 10562.580000000002, "text": " No, I'm sorry, bro"}, {"start": 10562.580000000002, "end": 10565.820000000002, "text": " Like listen, bro, I should so I was and it won't happen again. I apologize, bro"}, {"start": 10565.820000000002, "end": 10568.78, "text": " It won't happen ever again, bro. I'm sorry. All right"}, {"start": 10568.980000000001, "end": 10573.26, "text": " Minecraft listen, bro if you were on sky wars bed wars you saw someone scaffolding"}, {"start": 10573.26, "end": 10579.7, "text": " All right jumping up and down the scaffold on Minecraft jumping to the mid and getting all the emeralds in 1.2 seconds"}, {"start": 10579.7, "end": 10584.62, "text": " That was me one line. I'm sorry bro. Listen, bro. I apologize matter of fact"}, {"start": 10584.62, "end": 10587.300000000001, "text": " Do you guys want to know who was coloring on you? I'm sorry"}, {"start": 10587.7, "end": 10593.04, "text": " Mods can we send up all mods? Can we send the mod? Can we send a picture of how I used to look like back in the day?"}, {"start": 10594.060000000001, "end": 10597.62, "text": " To make this even worse. I'm gonna show you guys who you were getting kill or advice"}, {"start": 10598.1, "end": 10603.140000000001, "text": " Well, I'm sorry chat. This is who used to cook. This is how this is who used to kill or you bro"}, {"start": 10603.140000000001, "end": 10605.140000000001, "text": " I'm sorry. This is who used to kill or you?"}, {"start": 10609.7, "end": 10625.460000000001, "text": " So, in this phase, I was probably in my Minecraft phase."}, {"start": 10625.460000000001, "end": 10633.42, "text": " Alright, alright bro, so this was in my Minecraft phase, chat, listen, I used to come back from"}, {"start": 10633.42, "end": 10638.820000000002, "text": " a long day of school bro, failing all my grades because I was a retard in high school"}, {"start": 10638.82, "end": 10644.76, "text": " bro so anyway I'd come back sit my ass on my bed bro maybe goon I don't fuck"}, {"start": 10644.76, "end": 10649.68, "text": " things to do back in the day then I'd hop on Minecraft and let up high pixel I"}, {"start": 10649.68, "end": 10653.88, "text": " make sure to buy a bunch of alt accounts 500 alt accounts for like $4 all"}, {"start": 10653.88, "end": 10657.44, "text": " right make sure I'm on I don't know what the fuck what even was the cheat"}, {"start": 10657.44, "end": 10661.44, "text": " back in the day I don't know chat what was a good one flux flux was one back"}, {"start": 10661.44, "end": 10665.76, "text": " in the day vape oh also I had my I had my closet era but like you know"}, {"start": 10665.76, "end": 10668.08, "text": " that's another day bro that's another top front of the day bro when I used to"}, {"start": 10668.08, "end": 10672.84, "text": " I start using like rechats and like little small like 3.1 block. It's part of the day, bro"}, {"start": 10673.12, "end": 10677.96, "text": " Anyway chat yeah before you know anyway, bro when I was on worse client. Yes, the worst client, bro"}, {"start": 10677.96, "end": 10684.24, "text": " I'd kill aura I'd get on I said on high pixel find one of my 400 accounts that were unbanned find one account unbanned"}, {"start": 10684.56, "end": 10690.8, "text": " Copy paste log in then log in bro. Then this is the guy you were getting kill or and buy bro chat"}, {"start": 10691.24, "end": 10696.72, "text": " When you were getting kill or and buy someone in high put so this was the guy behind the screen"}, {"start": 10696.72, "end": 10704.22, "text": " walla I am so sorry walla I'm so sorry okay now in this face chat you know I'm"}, {"start": 10704.22, "end": 10708.42, "text": " about what 14 years old 15 years old I look like a I don't know mushroom head"}, {"start": 10708.42, "end": 10712.679999999998, "text": " chopped I think this face when I started touching a Roblox script and some rust"}, {"start": 10712.679999999998, "end": 10716.939999999999, "text": " sheets I'm not gonna lie I'm sorry no this was CS this wasn't rust yet this"}, {"start": 10716.939999999999, "end": 10721.039999999999, "text": " was CS chat this was CS so in this one chat you know I was never clotted"}, {"start": 10721.039999999999, "end": 10725.039999999999, "text": " enough to get skeet so unfortunately I could like like I don't know bro like"}, {"start": 10725.04, "end": 10727.980000000001, "text": " What other ones were there like Diablo fucking Diablo?"}, {"start": 10728.84, "end": 10733.26, "text": " What else what other ones were there bro for 20 cheats? I think I don't know what the fuck I was using back in the day, bro"}, {"start": 10733.34, "end": 10738.660000000002, "text": " Yeah, anyway, I was using I was using spin bots and getting a hard ride he getting destroyed. I got fucked on. I'm sorry"}, {"start": 10738.660000000002, "end": 10740.660000000002, "text": " Well, I'm sorry"}, {"start": 10740.880000000001, "end": 10746.18, "text": " I'm sorry, bro. Just who I was bro. I'm sorry. All right. I'm sorry. It's just what it was and I apologize"}, {"start": 10746.18, "end": 10750.960000000001, "text": " Well, I'm so I'm just apologizing. I'm sorry. I'm literally saying I'm sorry like walla. You don't have to accept my apology"}, {"start": 10750.960000000001, "end": 10752.960000000001, "text": " I'm sorry, bro"}, {"start": 10755.04, "end": 10757.04, "text": " That's how my millions are keyed in that"}, {"start": 10757.04, "end": 10759.04, "text": " I created history and made me alive"}, {"start": 10759.04, "end": 10761.04, "text": " Each other is me"}, {"start": 10761.04, "end": 10763.04, "text": " Alright, now I don't know what happened with all these other pictures"}, {"start": 10763.04, "end": 10766.04, "text": " Oh, okay, now this is a pretty bad one"}, {"start": 10766.04, "end": 10769.04, "text": " Now chat, this is when I was in my Roblox era chat"}, {"start": 10769.04, "end": 10771.04, "text": " I just graduated at grade 8 school"}, {"start": 10771.04, "end": 10773.04, "text": " I'm not even in high school yet bro"}, {"start": 10773.04, "end": 10776.04, "text": " So this picture chat, listen bro"}, {"start": 10776.04, "end": 10779.04, "text": " This picture, you know, I think this was a"}, {"start": 10779.04, "end": 10781.04, "text": " This was grade 8, right?"}, {"start": 10781.04, "end": 10783.04, "text": " So this was a Roblox chat, so"}, {"start": 10783.04, "end": 10788.960000000001, "text": " You know, I really wanted to, uh, I really wanted to, uh, you know, have a lot of money in Bloxburg. You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 10788.960000000001, "end": 10791.6, "text": " Chat, Bloxburg? Chat, who here knows Bloxburg?"}, {"start": 10792.160000000002, "end": 10795.36, "text": " Anyway, bro, Roeville, Bloxburg. I wanted a lot of money in Roeblox, bro."}, {"start": 10795.36, "end": 10797.52, "text": " So, you know what? And I didn't want to sit there and grind all day."}, {"start": 10798.080000000002, "end": 10801.44, "text": " So, chat, I would do the pizza delivery method on Bloxburg. Sorry."}, {"start": 10802.400000000001, "end": 10806.080000000002, "text": " I said it, bro. Synapse X, Roeblox. Let that script run overnight, bro."}, {"start": 10806.080000000002, "end": 10808.960000000001, "text": " Pizza delivery method. If you know, you know. I'm sorry, bro. If you know, you know."}, {"start": 10809.52, "end": 10812.320000000002, "text": " So, that was me, bro. I apologize."}, {"start": 10812.32, "end": 10815.279999999999, "text": " and uh yeah why is someone saying hog rider in the chat"}, {"start": 10822.56, "end": 10830.08, "text": " anyway bro so yeah bro in this pace i was doing that and then uh you know six months ago i relapsed"}, {"start": 10830.08, "end": 10835.279999999999, "text": " on my addiction while i'm sorry i apologize bro while i'm sorry bro uh but yeah six months ago"}, {"start": 10835.279999999999, "end": 10841.68, "text": " seven months ago i uh i relapsed on my addiction and uh someone got yokan by like 400 meters away"}, {"start": 10842.32, "end": 10846.32, "text": " I'm sorry. And that's pretty much it bro."}, {"start": 10846.32, "end": 10852.32, "text": " I'm sorry bro. I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10852.32, "end": 10856.32, "text": " Everyone keeps adding this Twitter guy, so I'm gonna watch this."}, {"start": 10856.32, "end": 10861.32, "text": " Hello guys, long story short, I want to say something about this."}, {"start": 10861.32, "end": 10871.32, "text": " As you can see, Bikini posted four screenshots of claiming Mooda that he used to sell cheats from, especially this discord account anyways."}, {"start": 10871.32, "end": 10878.6, "text": " We can see this is screenshot of Muda, nowadays his main account on discord right?"}, {"start": 10878.6, "end": 10884.6, "text": " This is probably a paypal email to accept the payment for the cheat, those are the features"}, {"start": 10884.6, "end": 10886.84, "text": " of the cheat or where I guess."}, {"start": 10886.84, "end": 10891.52, "text": " Here on the 4th stone we can see that Chaos cheats posted this, I added your discord"}, {"start": 10891.52, "end": 10895.279999999999, "text": " to Rory 5333."}, {"start": 10895.28, "end": 10903.28, "text": " So that means that this was Moodus discord right that he used to like use to sell the cheese, whatever"}, {"start": 10903.28, "end": 10911.28, "text": " If we try to add it rawree5333 let's see if I have it correct"}, {"start": 10911.28, "end": 10915.28, "text": " RawRRY I have it correct"}, {"start": 10919.28, "end": 10922.28, "text": " Oh my goodness bro"}, {"start": 10922.28, "end": 10925.0, "text": " Why now man?"}, {"start": 10925.0, "end": 10931.5, "text": " Friend request failed, it literally didn't go through."}, {"start": 10931.5, "end": 10942.720000000001, "text": " If I try to mine main account, it is Pyrex5809, it goes through."}, {"start": 10942.720000000001, "end": 10943.720000000001, "text": " You see?"}, {"start": 10943.720000000001, "end": 10946.12, "text": " This is literally right here."}, {"start": 10946.12, "end": 10947.12, "text": " That's me."}, {"start": 10947.12, "end": 10948.320000000002, "text": " That's my other account."}, {"start": 10948.320000000002, "end": 10952.12, "text": " So this one went through."}, {"start": 10952.12, "end": 10956.980000000001, "text": " also mentioned that he used to have an order discord account for like cheats and"}, {"start": 10956.980000000001, "end": 10962.86, "text": " stuff right and but I mean but he deleted it already so it most likely most"}, {"start": 10962.86, "end": 10966.980000000001, "text": " definitely was this account which is now deleted since I couldn't I literally"}, {"start": 10966.980000000001, "end": 10971.980000000001, "text": " couldn't send it a friend request it has to be deleted in that case if he had"}, {"start": 10971.980000000001, "end": 10977.58, "text": " an order count for for the cheating stuff which we can see was 22nd of"}, {"start": 10977.58, "end": 10984.58, "text": " April. Why would he be selling cheats through this account that he used on his main account?"}, {"start": 10984.58, "end": 10990.94, "text": " 21st of March 2020. Thank you. Like, you know, something is off, something is a bit"}, {"start": 10990.94, "end": 10995.5, "text": " off because like, I don't really, I don't really know. Thank you, bro. Thank you. So"}, {"start": 10995.5, "end": 11002.5, "text": " Yes bro. Yes. Thank you bro. I appreciate it bro."}, {"start": 11020.5, "end": 11024.5, "text": " Now bro, I'm not gonna lie chat. Can I be honest bro?"}, {"start": 11024.5, "end": 11027.2, "text": " Chat, can I be honest, bro? Chat, can I be honest?"}, {"start": 11027.9, "end": 11030.5, "text": " Holy shit, bro, like..."}, {"start": 11032.0, "end": 11034.3, "text": " Yo, you guys are like investigators, bro."}, {"start": 11034.8, "end": 11037.8, "text": " Now, I'm not gonna lie, bro. Like, sit- I'm not gonna say you're in, like, lie, bro."}, {"start": 11037.8, "end": 11040.8, "text": " Like, yes, bro. I used to cheat back in the day, but like, goddamn, bro."}, {"start": 11041.2, "end": 11045.0, "text": " Like, I mean, I hope there wasn't, like, some, like, message I had, like, bro."}, {"start": 11045.0, "end": 11046.7, "text": " I'm not gonna lie to you. I might as well-"}, {"start": 11046.7, "end": 11051.2, "text": " If I'm this far deep, bro, I might as well just say everything I did at this point."}, {"start": 11051.2, "end": 11052.2, "text": " Yo, listen."}, {"start": 11054.5, "end": 11057.86, "text": " I used to say some I used to say some words in the back of the day, bro"}, {"start": 11058.34, "end": 11060.34, "text": " All right, listen, bro"}, {"start": 11060.62, "end": 11066.7, "text": " I don't know you guys are just gonna find those but I don't know so I used to say some words back in the day"}, {"start": 11066.7, "end": 11067.86, "text": " You know, um"}, {"start": 11067.86, "end": 11071.34, "text": " It's gonna be a matter of time while you guys find that shit too. Listen, bro"}, {"start": 11071.34, "end": 11075.46, "text": " I was young back in the day, bro. I was young back in the day, bro. I'm not perfect, bro"}, {"start": 11075.74, "end": 11080.38, "text": " Listen, I'm not perfect. All right. I don't have to tell y'all bro. Yes. I used to say some shit back today"}, {"start": 11110.380000000001, "end": 11119.94, "text": " Yeah, I wouldn't yeah, I wouldn't mind or even over the internet"}, {"start": 11124.34, "end": 11127.2, "text": " No Chad the ironsick yo, it's good bro"}, {"start": 11128.080000000002, "end": 11130.080000000002, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11130.18, "end": 11132.18, "text": " Like first of all"}, {"start": 11132.7, "end": 11136.900000000001, "text": " Fucking PR training, bro. Yeah, like what the fuck are you saying, bro?"}, {"start": 11136.9, "end": 11141.16, "text": " Well, I don't know man. I'm just new to all this brother. I'm a human being girl like Melvin"}, {"start": 11141.16, "end": 11145.14, "text": " I'm gonna tell you roll. I'm a human being yeah, okay from now on every day before stream"}, {"start": 11145.14, "end": 11147.699999999999, "text": " We have 15 minutes of PR training from now on okay"}, {"start": 11150.38, "end": 11154.619999999999, "text": " I'm not even a streamer and like what the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 11156.619999999999, "end": 11161.14, "text": " In the name of Mooda I take everything back you said in the last five minutes, okay, and name of Mooda"}, {"start": 11161.14, "end": 11163.14, "text": " I take everything back in the last five minutes"}, {"start": 11163.18, "end": 11165.18, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 11166.9, "end": 11174.14, "text": " well I know man now the secrets out bro I mean oh we got caught we didn't get"}, {"start": 11174.14, "end": 11183.34, "text": " caught bro I mean yeah I mean okay bro that's all good though you know I mean"}, {"start": 11183.34, "end": 11186.82, "text": " Malhen do you look at me any differently than I cheated on Roblox in"}, {"start": 11186.82, "end": 11191.52, "text": " Minecraft and maybe a little bit of CS back in the day yes because you were"}, {"start": 11191.52, "end": 11193.52, "text": " I'm betting"}, {"start": 11193.52, "end": 11199.28, "text": " Why you can't food and you hacked in robux against me in this one game mode. No, I did not bro"}, {"start": 11199.28, "end": 11206.4, "text": " Oh, I can see a chat. Listen, bro. My XP bar was low. Okay. That's my defense bro even six months ago"}, {"start": 11206.800000000001, "end": 11212.960000000001, "text": " All right, my XP bars low. I'm gonna tell you how I wrote my XP bar is high now. It's high. I'm maturing bro"}, {"start": 11212.960000000001, "end": 11217.0, "text": " I'm 21 years old. I'm maturing bro. Don't say a chat. I'm just I'm just maturing now, bro"}, {"start": 11217.0, "end": 11222.46, "text": " Well, I appreciate like everyone okay, I'm gonna say everyone you know what I cheat I"}, {"start": 11223.12, "end": 11225.04, "text": " Want to see something bro"}, {"start": 11225.04, "end": 11230.66, "text": " Chats me if I ever cheated though. No, then you're too stupid to fucking download sheets. You're fucking retarded, bro. Anyway"}, {"start": 11231.44, "end": 11233.44, "text": " Chat"}, {"start": 11233.44, "end": 11240.28, "text": " Chat if you guys have ever cheated in Minecraft the roblox or cs build type 7"}, {"start": 11240.28, "end": 11261.44, "text": " I mean dude they caught us bro, they caught us bro, we're in us, I did not fucking cheat."}, {"start": 11261.44, "end": 11264.480000000001, "text": " Put it on your life on everything you love you've never cheated in this game."}, {"start": 11264.480000000001, "end": 11265.480000000001, "text": " Okay what games, what games?"}, {"start": 11265.480000000001, "end": 11267.480000000001, "text": " I don't even know like, where can you cheat?"}, {"start": 11267.480000000001, "end": 11269.480000000001, "text": " Bro, blah blah blah blah, Melvin, I know you're-"}, {"start": 11269.48, "end": 11273.699999999999, "text": " Cheated in school on my test. No everyone has done that bro. Everyone's done that bro"}, {"start": 11273.699999999999, "end": 11280.0, "text": " Listen, have you ever cheated in any like video game in the entire world? I think I back in the day"}, {"start": 11280.0, "end": 11286.24, "text": " I use x-ray on my micro server. Yeah, so yeah, so you're I'm firing you actually"}, {"start": 11287.619999999999, "end": 11289.619999999999, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11291.88, "end": 11297.08, "text": " Don't tell you bro, it's over for you. Oh by the way chat listen, I don't know if it was anyone"}, {"start": 11297.08, "end": 11299.08, "text": " I don't know if this was just me"}, {"start": 11299.48, "end": 11305.26, "text": " I'm gonna say some stupid shit right now, bro. Melvin. Can I can I say something? Wait wait wait. Get your stream entirely before okay?"}, {"start": 11306.68, "end": 11309.859999999999, "text": " No, no, I'm just gonna say I'm just gonna say it. I'm just gonna say it."}, {"start": 11309.859999999999, "end": 11311.859999999999, "text": " No no no stop stop stop stop stop stop."}, {"start": 11311.859999999999, "end": 11316.06, "text": " So anyway chat it was it just me or like were you guys like"}, {"start": 11316.8, "end": 11322.279999999999, "text": " X-Rang and Minecraft factions like ten years ago and like you would see the guy behind you like the"}, {"start": 11322.279999999999, "end": 11327.6, "text": " Admin on the ESP behind you and then you would like fake you would like fake mine like some like you would like you"}, {"start": 11327.6, "end": 11332.460000000001, "text": " You would like fake mine to look stupid and then like hit the diamonds and then like fake"}, {"start": 11332.460000000001, "end": 11335.62, "text": " mine for another 30 minutes, then then like hit the diamonds."}, {"start": 11335.62, "end": 11337.62, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there."}, {"start": 11337.62, "end": 11339.62, "text": " I don't think anybody can relate to that."}, {"start": 11339.62, "end": 11343.460000000001, "text": " No, everyone in the chat is saying yes right now, bro."}, {"start": 11343.460000000001, "end": 11346.58, "text": " So your whole community is just cheaters."}, {"start": 11346.58, "end": 11349.9, "text": " What the fuck did agent just say?"}, {"start": 11349.9, "end": 11350.9, "text": " Send me your hacks."}, {"start": 11350.9, "end": 11351.9, "text": " I need help."}, {"start": 11351.9, "end": 11355.7, "text": " Like no, because now I know this is gonna be a meme for the next 30 years, bro."}, {"start": 11355.7, "end": 11360.5, "text": " But you know what bro, I'm not like Dr. Lupo bro, and I fuck it. I did bro. I did it bro"}, {"start": 11360.5, "end": 11364.34, "text": " You know, I did it and you know what? I am sorry, but I did it bro. It's just who I am bro"}, {"start": 11364.34, "end": 11366.34, "text": " It's who I was bro. She's who I was"}, {"start": 11369.78, "end": 11374.02, "text": " Agent I'm sorry bro, but agent if you want some hacks, I can get you that bro light work. Don't even trip out"}, {"start": 11374.02, "end": 11376.02, "text": " Yeah, it's too early"}, {"start": 11376.18, "end": 11379.140000000001, "text": " Agent let me know what type of hacks you want bro. I'll get you it"}, {"start": 11379.14, "end": 11385.26, "text": " I'm just kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding chat stop"}, {"start": 11385.26, "end": 11391.42, "text": " chat stop bro I'm just kidding I'm a changed man I'm a changed man I'm a"}, {"start": 11391.42, "end": 11395.58, "text": " changed man I'm a changed man though changed man I'm a changed man"}, {"start": 11395.58, "end": 11399.42, "text": " how the fuck did you manage to get fucking paid by yesterday's sponsor"}, {"start": 11399.42, "end": 11405.26, "text": " yo I think they're lost players because of you bro what was that was"}, {"start": 11405.26, "end": 11408.5, "text": " anyone here for yesterday's sponsor bro I think that's the worst sponsor"}, {"start": 11408.5, "end": 11413.98, "text": " in my life bro which I can be actually go back over bro not only did I leak my"}, {"start": 11413.98, "end": 11419.78, "text": " my boy child with my agents full name and last name I leaked the Marvel"}, {"start": 11419.78, "end": 11422.78, "text": " Rivals battle pass code and like a thousand eight hundred dollars with the"}, {"start": 11422.78, "end": 11429.5, "text": " credits to like chat bro I'm not gonna lie I don't even know bro yes you"}, {"start": 11429.5, "end": 11435.42, "text": " bad bro are you getting the full amount or but we're all like out of"}, {"start": 11435.42, "end": 11441.74, "text": " Everything bikini body could have leaked bro. Why did he leak my fucking email because to this day people are trying to hack it to my"}, {"start": 11441.74, "end": 11442.4, "text": " Pornhub account"}, {"start": 11442.4, "end": 11445.3, "text": " I swear to God and everything I love people are gonna hack to my Pornhub account"}, {"start": 11445.86, "end": 11447.86, "text": " like bro like"}, {"start": 11447.960000000001, "end": 11450.42, "text": " Did you cheat on there as well or what? No, bro"}, {"start": 11450.42, "end": 11455.32, "text": " But can I be honest I went on the website and like paid like $2 to like I get a like"}, {"start": 11455.38, "end": 11460.7, "text": " Brassers premium account back when I was like 13 years old. Yeah, okay. Yo, stop saying that. Sorry"}, {"start": 11460.7, "end": 11467.900000000001, "text": " You know what you know what brother there's no helping you fuck the PR training brother just do it whatever"}, {"start": 11467.900000000001, "end": 11473.66, "text": " I don't know bro dear Rory 246 to validate your email address for your account on xvideos.com"}, {"start": 11473.66, "end": 11477.140000000001, "text": " Please press this link like bro you guys like bro"}, {"start": 11477.140000000001, "end": 11482.58, "text": " I don't know bro like it's just crazy bro I don't know what's going on bro"}, {"start": 11482.58, "end": 11484.58, "text": " I mean it's all good bro whatever"}, {"start": 11484.58, "end": 11489.460000000001, "text": " Yo we need to make a new email bro we need to make a new email"}, {"start": 11489.460000000001, "end": 11491.460000000001, "text": " What do you mean, we?"}, {"start": 11492.460000000001, "end": 11494.460000000001, "text": " Bro, we need to make a new email bro, please."}, {"start": 11495.460000000001, "end": 11499.460000000001, "text": " And also, like, this has to be the dumbest name ever."}, {"start": 11499.460000000001, "end": 11501.460000000001, "text": " Like Rory. What the fuck does that even mean?"}, {"start": 11501.460000000001, "end": 11504.460000000001, "text": " You know, I sat down, you know I tell you why Rory wrote this a bill."}, {"start": 11504.460000000001, "end": 11509.460000000001, "text": " So I sat down with my older brother and we were thinking of like names for my new YouTube channel."}, {"start": 11509.460000000001, "end": 11514.460000000001, "text": " And so he's like, yo, you lowkey run fast like a Ferrari, you should just make it Rory."}, {"start": 11515.460000000001, "end": 11517.460000000001, "text": " Are you fucking for real?"}, {"start": 11517.460000000001, "end": 11520.1, "text": " Okay, what about with you bro? That name was ass. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 11520.94, "end": 11523.54, "text": " Oh, what the hell?"}, {"start": 11523.94, "end": 11525.820000000002, "text": " But I thought I was speed for a second bro, I don't know."}, {"start": 11527.380000000001, "end": 11530.460000000001, "text": " Alright bro, you know, still like, I don't understand bro."}, {"start": 11533.26, "end": 11534.26, "text": " Yeah bro, I don't know."}, {"start": 11537.380000000001, "end": 11539.740000000002, "text": " Oh my god, Eoxic posted another picture bro."}, {"start": 11540.62, "end": 11541.54, "text": " What an Eoxic tweet."}, {"start": 11542.78, "end": 11543.42, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 11543.42, "end": 11553.18, "text": " So, you know what, I didn't want to sit there and grind all day, so Chad, I would do the"}, {"start": 11553.18, "end": 11561.7, "text": " pizza delivery method on Bloxburg, sorry, I said it, bro, pizza delivery method if you"}, {"start": 11561.7, "end": 11568.22, "text": " know you know, I'm sorry, bro, if you know you know, so that was me, bro, I apologize,"}, {"start": 11568.22, "end": 11570.22, "text": " Yeah, why is someone saying"}, {"start": 11570.439999999999, "end": 11575.82, "text": " The way the way he delivered that was the way he delivered that was full seriousness"}, {"start": 11575.82, "end": 11579.46, "text": " Like it's genuine struggle is the funniest thing on streaming this week. Muda is built different"}, {"start": 11579.9, "end": 11584.3, "text": " That's the eye. I mean bro genuinely like I don't know bro. I mean, I don't know"}, {"start": 11584.46, "end": 11590.46, "text": " Bro chat am I allowed to play my god, bro. I want to get unbent on siege bro. Like what loggy. I'm not cheating bro a loggy, bro"}, {"start": 11591.38, "end": 11594.24, "text": " Yeah, you might get unbent on siege and ban on everything else"}, {"start": 11595.699999999999, "end": 11597.699999999999, "text": " It looks like"}, {"start": 11598.22, "end": 11608.34, "text": " I hope that doesn't happen bro, by the way, everything I said I cheated in, I'm not gonna"}, {"start": 11608.34, "end": 11611.859999999999, "text": " lie was a skit chat, I've never cheated on Roblox, I've never cheated on Minecraft,"}, {"start": 11611.859999999999, "end": 11614.38, "text": " I've never cheated on Rust, I've never cheated on anything."}, {"start": 11614.38, "end": 11615.38, "text": " Say Wallahi."}, {"start": 11615.380000000001, "end": 11617.86, "text": " I don't say a wall on small things, bro"}, {"start": 11626.34, "end": 11628.380000000001, "text": " Like you just had to add that in you fucking dumbass"}, {"start": 11634.140000000001, "end": 11636.140000000001, "text": " Yo, you made this"}, {"start": 11637.800000000001, "end": 11639.800000000001, "text": " Yo, you're actually"}, {"start": 11639.800000000001, "end": 11646.86, "text": " Oh my god, bro, I'm actually so retarded too like why would I name myself? I should have just been a"}, {"start": 11649.400000000001, "end": 11651.400000000001, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 11652.04, "end": 11656.500000000002, "text": " Whatever bro, it's whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 11660.140000000001, "end": 11662.140000000001, "text": " What's like"}, {"start": 11662.14, "end": 11664.14, "text": " show you something"}, {"start": 11664.14, "end": 11666.14, "text": " haaahhhhhh"}, {"start": 11666.14, "end": 11668.14, "text": " you know how you moving"}, {"start": 11668.14, "end": 11670.14, "text": " wait click on the link I'm sending it to you"}, {"start": 11670.14, "end": 11672.14, "text": " okay bro but it better not be weird"}, {"start": 11672.14, "end": 11674.14, "text": " bro it's not weird"}, {"start": 11674.14, "end": 11676.14, "text": " that's how you move like nowadays"}, {"start": 11676.14, "end": 11678.14, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 11678.14, "end": 11680.14, "text": " like what is this even supposed to mean"}, {"start": 11680.14, "end": 11682.14, "text": " what is this"}, {"start": 11682.14, "end": 11684.14, "text": " what am I supposed to, what is this"}, {"start": 11684.14, "end": 11686.14, "text": " you don't know this titan"}, {"start": 11686.14, "end": 11688.14, "text": " no what is this titan"}, {"start": 11688.14, "end": 11690.14, "text": " it's just the ugly fucking titan"}, {"start": 11690.14, "end": 11692.88, "text": " Okay, so why am I moving like this nowadays?"}, {"start": 11692.88, "end": 11695.5, "text": " Cause you're not the errand bro."}, {"start": 11695.5, "end": 11697.5, "text": " Alright bro."}, {"start": 11697.5, "end": 11698.82, "text": " And your nose is fucking back."}, {"start": 11698.82, "end": 11699.82, "text": " Bro, okay."}, {"start": 11699.82, "end": 11701.42, "text": " Do you want to get fired bro?"}, {"start": 11701.42, "end": 11703.859999999999, "text": " What are you saying?"}, {"start": 11703.859999999999, "end": 11704.859999999999, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 11704.859999999999, "end": 11707.58, "text": " Oh my god bro."}, {"start": 11707.58, "end": 11709.699999999999, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11709.699999999999, "end": 11712.42, "text": " Someone leaked my old phone number bro."}, {"start": 11712.42, "end": 11716.18, "text": " Wallah, I love this is my old phone number."}, {"start": 11716.18, "end": 11719.699999999999, "text": " Bro, how do they have this information bro?"}, {"start": 11719.7, "end": 11725.7, "text": " like actually I'm actually one of I she's scared like what the fuck"}, {"start": 11725.7, "end": 11732.1, "text": " no no no okay listen for a second yeah bro what in your small as brain actually"}, {"start": 11732.1, "end": 11736.900000000001, "text": " happened that you leaked the house that you're gonna move into before you move"}, {"start": 11736.900000000001, "end": 11740.58, "text": " into it I mean it's not even that bad bro it's okay they can know my they can"}, {"start": 11740.58, "end": 11744.94, "text": " know people who want you fucking dad well they could know they can know"}, {"start": 11744.94, "end": 11748.380000000001, "text": " they can know where I live bro this chat's only like nice people bro like"}, {"start": 11748.380000000001, "end": 11753.920000000002, "text": " Okay, but I don't want to be there bro. We're getting swatted. Well, we're not gonna get swatted bro"}, {"start": 11753.920000000002, "end": 11759.500000000002, "text": " Come on bro. My chat my chat likes me, bro. I mean I mean if we're getting swatted you the you the person"}, {"start": 11767.78, "end": 11773.18, "text": " I'm actually scared else gets leaked bro like my she went to get fried bro. There's more"}, {"start": 11773.62, "end": 11777.18, "text": " Well, I don't know what the fuck is what I mean. I told that I won't lie. I'm actually like"}, {"start": 11778.380000000001, "end": 11781.920000000002, "text": " On which page on the modifies are we like fucking 50 bro?"}, {"start": 11781.920000000002, "end": 11785.04, "text": " Well, I don't know but this might be the biggest files in the world, bro"}, {"start": 11785.04, "end": 11789.300000000001, "text": " Like I I don't know what wrongly 246 used to do back in the day, bro. I don't know"}, {"start": 11790.12, "end": 11792.980000000001, "text": " But I'm scared to find out bro. I'm scared to find out"}, {"start": 11796.6, "end": 11798.6, "text": " Dude who is this guy by the way"}, {"start": 11799.68, "end": 11805.660000000002, "text": " Like is this fucking Vanna like what was this King George who is King George?"}, {"start": 11808.380000000001, "end": 11810.380000000001, "text": " Well actually, could someone tell me who King George is?"}, {"start": 11810.380000000001, "end": 11816.380000000001, "text": " I don't mean it in a bad way, but like, bro, this guy's reporting on me, bro, like, oh my god, bro."}, {"start": 11821.380000000001, "end": 11824.380000000001, "text": " He's OG. Fuck me, bro."}, {"start": 11827.380000000001, "end": 11833.380000000001, "text": " Yo, is there anything, Melvin, is there anything we could do, bro? Like, like, look!"}, {"start": 11834.380000000001, "end": 11836.380000000001, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 11836.380000000001, "end": 11846.580000000002, "text": " no yeah also maybe don't show that on fucking twitch you fucking dumbass sorry"}, {"start": 11846.580000000002, "end": 11852.820000000002, "text": " yo yeah not actually actually actually actually do you think before you do"}, {"start": 11852.820000000002, "end": 11860.02, "text": " something no no I don't why do you even have an account on the first in"}, {"start": 11860.02, "end": 11865.380000000001, "text": " the first place no listen yes yes actually I can I should have there is"}, {"start": 11865.380000000001, "end": 11872.820000000002, "text": " one video I really liked back in the day when I was super young and I wanted to save it so I"}, {"start": 11872.820000000002, "end": 11882.500000000002, "text": " made an account it's uh okay now never mind don't say it don't say it don't say that"}, {"start": 11886.740000000002, "end": 11888.820000000002, "text": " wow like I don't know bro I'm just human bro"}, {"start": 11891.54, "end": 11894.580000000002, "text": " don't tell me my postal code got leaked someone said my postal code got leaked"}, {"start": 11895.380000000001, "end": 11897.380000000001, "text": " Why is she scared bro?"}, {"start": 11897.380000000001, "end": 11899.380000000001, "text": " Why bro?"}, {"start": 11899.380000000001, "end": 11901.380000000001, "text": " We need to leave the city"}, {"start": 11901.380000000001, "end": 11903.380000000001, "text": " We need to leave the city"}, {"start": 11903.380000000001, "end": 11905.380000000001, "text": " Is there anything we can do by the way bro?"}, {"start": 11905.380000000001, "end": 11907.380000000001, "text": " Bro, we need to like..."}, {"start": 11907.380000000001, "end": 11909.380000000001, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 11909.380000000001, "end": 11911.380000000001, "text": " What happened? Did you get leaked too?"}, {"start": 11911.380000000001, "end": 11913.380000000001, "text": " Someone is like logging into my email"}, {"start": 11913.380000000001, "end": 11915.380000000001, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 11915.380000000001, "end": 11917.380000000001, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 11917.380000000001, "end": 11919.380000000001, "text": " Why is she scared?"}, {"start": 11919.380000000001, "end": 11921.380000000001, "text": " Like bro"}, {"start": 11921.380000000001, "end": 11923.380000000001, "text": " Whoever does it, I have nothing to do with all of that"}, {"start": 11923.380000000001, "end": 11924.380000000001, "text": " to do with all of that."}, {"start": 11924.380000000001, "end": 11925.380000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11925.380000000001, "end": 11927.380000000001, "text": " Please leave me alone, bro."}, {"start": 11927.380000000001, "end": 11928.380000000001, "text": " No, bro."}, {"start": 11928.380000000001, "end": 11931.380000000001, "text": " Listen, if we go down, we go down together, bro."}, {"start": 11931.380000000001, "end": 11934.380000000001, "text": " No, I didn't fucking cheat in every game there is."}, {"start": 11934.380000000001, "end": 11938.380000000001, "text": " Okay, we all have something, bro."}, {"start": 11938.380000000001, "end": 11939.380000000001, "text": " Like, Diddy was Diddy."}, {"start": 11939.380000000001, "end": 11940.380000000001, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 11940.380000000001, "end": 11941.380000000001, "text": " I had my cheats."}, {"start": 11941.380000000001, "end": 11942.380000000001, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 11942.380000000001, "end": 11943.380000000001, "text": " What do you have?"}, {"start": 11943.380000000001, "end": 11944.380000000001, "text": " Barra."}, {"start": 11944.380000000001, "end": 11946.380000000001, "text": " Do you want me to leak?"}, {"start": 11946.380000000001, "end": 11948.380000000001, "text": " No, please don't."}, {"start": 11948.380000000001, "end": 11950.380000000001, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 11950.380000000001, "end": 11952.380000000001, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 11952.380000000001, "end": 11955.160000000002, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 11955.160000000002, "end": 11956.7, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 11956.7, "end": 11957.76, "text": " Now, what game do we get on?"}, {"start": 11957.76, "end": 11959.44, "text": " Because I think I'm banned from literally every game"}, {"start": 11959.44, "end": 11960.76, "text": " that I could possibly play right now."}, {"start": 11960.76, "end": 11961.28, "text": " No, actually, no."}, {"start": 11961.28, "end": 11962.920000000002, "text": " We have every game except for Siege."}, {"start": 11962.920000000002, "end": 11965.36, "text": " So what do we do?"}, {"start": 11965.36, "end": 11965.84, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 11965.84, "end": 11969.800000000001, "text": " I challenge you to a 1v1 on Minecraft, Melvin."}, {"start": 11969.800000000001, "end": 11972.320000000002, "text": " Bro, do you want to get it loose again?"}, {"start": 11972.320000000002, "end": 11972.920000000002, "text": " Yes, bro."}, {"start": 11972.920000000002, "end": 11974.000000000002, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 11974.000000000002, "end": 11976.68, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 11976.68, "end": 11978.44, "text": " Yeah, if you look into your Minecraft account now"}, {"start": 11978.44, "end": 11980.480000000001, "text": " and you're bad, I can actually be leaving."}, {"start": 11980.48, "end": 11985.359999999999, "text": " bro, if i hop on my minecraft account, it's the lunar client"}, {"start": 11985.359999999999, "end": 11987.48, "text": " of course you go to the hack client, gd"}, {"start": 11987.48, "end": 11990.4, "text": " bro, it's fucking lunar"}, {"start": 11990.4, "end": 11993.92, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 11993.92, "end": 11995.199999999999, "text": " let's go, bro"}, {"start": 11995.199999999999, "end": 11999.08, "text": " chat, what are we doing? by the way, you're about to get kill already"}, {"start": 11999.08, "end": 12001.359999999999, "text": " yeah, i know, that's why i go to it as well"}, {"start": 12001.359999999999, "end": 12006.359999999999, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 12006.36, "end": 12008.720000000001, "text": " I don't know it's just so I suppose it's what"}, {"start": 12012.28, "end": 12018.560000000001, "text": " What oh, what are you saying no no no no no no no you can't say that shit bro come on. They want that just means"}, {"start": 12019.68, "end": 12026.08, "text": " No, that's right. It's just praising a lot. No motor your mouse pulling wings higher than 500 I could cause sensitivity"}, {"start": 12026.08, "end": 12031.24, "text": " The jitter try lowering it's a 500 or lower the fuck. It's not that it's not the most is the cheese guys"}, {"start": 12031.24, "end": 12040.86, "text": " wait it also said it for me yeah wait it almost doesn't mean you're so fucking"}, {"start": 12040.86, "end": 12050.0, "text": " ugly you know since I'm fucking back all right let's go slash P invite Melvin"}, {"start": 12050.0, "end": 12059.6, "text": " underscore TTP or TCO why didn't you don't have a rank no I did bro but can"}, {"start": 12059.6, "end": 12068.32, "text": " be honest my god my life I had MVP plus I had MVP plus but it got banned"}, {"start": 12068.32, "end": 12076.12, "text": " something like anything dude cheating minecraft was so fun back in the day"}, {"start": 12076.12, "end": 12082.04, "text": " bro it wasn't fun I learned from mistakes and it wasn't fun"}, {"start": 12082.04, "end": 12086.12, "text": " No, not this bro. No, bro. This is actually so fun"}, {"start": 12086.12, "end": 12090.12, "text": " You only play the games you cheated in"}, {"start": 12090.12, "end": 12092.12, "text": " Do you want to see my scaffold?"}, {"start": 12097.12, "end": 12099.12, "text": " Holy lag, switch, bro"}, {"start": 12102.12, "end": 12104.12, "text": " Why am I lagging?"}, {"start": 12106.12, "end": 12108.12, "text": " Oh, what is high, Priscilla? What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 12112.04, "end": 12122.04, "text": " It's so laggy, what the hell?"}, {"start": 12122.04, "end": 12136.04, "text": " Oh my god, he lost, he lost, jesus."}, {"start": 12136.04, "end": 12138.04, "text": " Oh my god, bro."}, {"start": 12138.04, "end": 12143.04, "text": " I don't know what to tell you bro, you're just ass."}, {"start": 12143.04, "end": 12144.04, "text": " Yeah, I think you're cheating."}, {"start": 12144.04, "end": 12146.04, "text": " I'm not cheating bro, stop!"}, {"start": 12149.04, "end": 12151.04, "text": " Yeah, we didn't tell me something else."}, {"start": 12157.04, "end": 12159.04, "text": " Yo, was there a way to change my email bro?"}, {"start": 12160.04, "end": 12161.04, "text": " Why is it so laggy?"}, {"start": 12161.04, "end": 12164.04, "text": " I don't know bro, because you're fucking in a slush right bro."}, {"start": 12168.04, "end": 12170.04, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 12170.04, "end": 12172.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12179.04, "end": 12181.04, "text": " I just saw trash."}, {"start": 12181.04, "end": 12183.04, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 12183.04, "end": 12185.04, "text": " You're just ass bro, I don't have to tell you bro."}, {"start": 12185.04, "end": 12188.04, "text": " Yo, can we play a normal one instead of this fucking gay shit?"}, {"start": 12188.04, "end": 12190.04, "text": " Whoa, what's wrong with being gay?"}, {"start": 12190.04, "end": 12192.04, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 12192.04, "end": 12193.04, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 12193.04, "end": 12195.04, "text": " No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 12195.04, "end": 12197.04, "text": " You know my best friend Yasin is gay."}, {"start": 12198.04, "end": 12201.04, "text": " Fucking cheater bro, you're just a fucking cheater."}, {"start": 12201.04, "end": 12203.04, "text": " Yeah, well, well, well."}, {"start": 12209.04, "end": 12211.04, "text": " Why such fucking bitch?"}, {"start": 12220.04, "end": 12222.04, "text": " I don't want to throw out one of those demoes."}, {"start": 12222.04, "end": 12224.04, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12227.44, "end": 12231.480000000001, "text": " Easy, bro, it's so laggy, bro"}, {"start": 12233.76, "end": 12237.080000000002, "text": " No, I'm gonna come fight you bro. If you win naturally, I won't score a point go"}, {"start": 12241.6, "end": 12243.6, "text": " Nice killer"}, {"start": 12245.04, "end": 12247.04, "text": " No, I don't ask you all of us"}, {"start": 12248.320000000002, "end": 12250.320000000002, "text": " No, I don't"}, {"start": 12252.04, "end": 12254.04, "text": " I meant to fucking batwars"}, {"start": 12263.480000000001, "end": 12264.28, "text": " What you're lying"}, {"start": 12264.28, "end": 12265.28, "text": " HAHAHAHA"}, {"start": 12265.28, "end": 12265.78, "text": " WHAT"}, {"start": 12265.78, "end": 12267.18, "text": " RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"}, {"start": 12267.18, "end": 12268.18, "text": " You're s-"}, {"start": 12268.18, "end": 12270.18, "text": " Why, why are you kidding?"}, {"start": 12273.78, "end": 12275.28, "text": " What? I fell!"}, {"start": 12278.060000000001, "end": 12279.060000000001, "text": " You're so stupid"}, {"start": 12279.060000000001, "end": 12281.060000000001, "text": " Oh, you're s-"}, {"start": 12281.06, "end": 12283.06, "text": " no no please"}, {"start": 12288.42, "end": 12293.859999999999, "text": " chat do you guys ever think i'm gonna be uh chat do you guys think they're gonna invite me to the aside majority match chat be honest bro"}, {"start": 12296.5, "end": 12299.539999999999, "text": " you know that's like olympics where you think like uh you stare at"}, {"start": 12301.3, "end": 12304.98, "text": " gg's you lost oh my god i"}, {"start": 12304.98, "end": 12309.039999999999, "text": " They don't know you"}, {"start": 12318.38, "end": 12323.779999999999, "text": " You said you're gonna cheat if you go to the Simon Jenny match like how the fuck what oh my lost"}, {"start": 12326.46, "end": 12328.46, "text": " Oh my lost"}, {"start": 12334.98, "end": 12336.98, "text": " BAAAAH"}, {"start": 12347.98, "end": 12349.98, "text": " Aww you gave me high ground bro"}, {"start": 12349.98, "end": 12351.98, "text": " Remember the last time you gave me high ground what happened?"}, {"start": 12351.98, "end": 12352.98, "text": " Nothing"}, {"start": 12352.98, "end": 12353.98, "text": " WALAHI"}, {"start": 12353.98, "end": 12354.98, "text": " If you don't let me score"}, {"start": 12354.98, "end": 12356.98, "text": " I'll buy 5 people with my chat food"}, {"start": 12356.98, "end": 12358.98, "text": " WALAHI"}, {"start": 12359.98, "end": 12360.98, "text": " Alright? WALAHI"}, {"start": 12360.98, "end": 12362.98, "text": " I'll buy 5 people with my chat food"}, {"start": 12364.98, "end": 12366.98, "text": " Where are you?"}, {"start": 12366.98, "end": 12368.98, "text": " You're so ugly, bro."}, {"start": 12368.98, "end": 12370.98, "text": " Hey, bro, it's all good, bro."}, {"start": 12370.98, "end": 12372.98, "text": " You just don't care about my hungry viewers, huh?"}, {"start": 12372.98, "end": 12374.98, "text": " You don't care about my hungry viewers, really?"}, {"start": 12374.98, "end": 12376.98, "text": " You don't care about my hungry viewers?"}, {"start": 12376.98, "end": 12378.98, "text": " Alright, so I'm running V1."}, {"start": 12378.98, "end": 12380.98, "text": " Let's do 1v1 now, okay?"}, {"start": 12380.98, "end": 12382.98, "text": " Last one before I get off, right?"}, {"start": 12382.98, "end": 12384.98, "text": " I'm gonna go play some Rock,"}, {"start": 12384.98, "end": 12386.98, "text": " really good some shit."}, {"start": 12386.98, "end": 12388.98, "text": " What was it, Collin?"}, {"start": 12388.98, "end": 12390.98, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 12390.98, "end": 12392.98, "text": " I thought you were playing Rock of the Galaxy."}, {"start": 12392.98, "end": 12417.359999999999, "text": " You're such a fucking pussy like you have bow aim bought on and understand"}, {"start": 12422.98, "end": 12428.98, "text": " I'm just so fucking ass."}, {"start": 12428.98, "end": 12430.98, "text": " Fuck, yeah."}, {"start": 12430.98, "end": 12434.98, "text": " Yeah, you're just kidding, you're just kidding."}, {"start": 12434.98, "end": 12436.98, "text": " Pussy, pussy."}, {"start": 12436.98, "end": 12438.98, "text": " I'm kidding."}, {"start": 12438.98, "end": 12440.98, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 12452.98, "end": 12456.3, "text": " Yeah, it was goodie, bro"}, {"start": 12460.3, "end": 12463.98, "text": " Yeah, you low key do bro they caught on to me they caught on to us"}, {"start": 12465.66, "end": 12473.38, "text": " We know you're a cheating in CS bro the files the files the files came through bro. I don't know suppose I was cheating in CS too, right I"}, {"start": 12475.14, "end": 12477.14, "text": " Just had the balls to admit it this time"}, {"start": 12482.98, "end": 12483.98, "text": " That was good."}, {"start": 12483.98, "end": 12486.98, "text": " But nah, you guys just calling it like you're good at shit?"}, {"start": 12486.98, "end": 12487.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12487.98, "end": 12488.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12488.98, "end": 12489.98, "text": " Always good, bro."}, {"start": 12489.98, "end": 12490.98, "text": " I like that, though."}, {"start": 12490.98, "end": 12491.98, "text": " 20k, though."}, {"start": 12491.98, "end": 12492.98, "text": " Stop, Yassine."}, {"start": 12492.98, "end": 12499.98, "text": " No, I hope you just kick up Max's ads while they were interviewing or no."}, {"start": 12499.98, "end": 12500.98, "text": " No, I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 12500.98, "end": 12502.98, "text": " It's actually, it's at three minutes an hour."}, {"start": 12502.98, "end": 12503.98, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 12503.98, "end": 12504.98, "text": " I have my ads off, Yassine."}, {"start": 12504.98, "end": 12506.98, "text": " I don't do this for the money, bro."}, {"start": 12506.98, "end": 12507.98, "text": " I do this for the..."}, {"start": 12507.98, "end": 12508.98, "text": " Why are you laughing?"}, {"start": 12508.98, "end": 12509.98, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 12509.98, "end": 12512.98, "text": " Chad, you know I'm actually going to turn on my ads too, that ads."}, {"start": 12512.98, "end": 12513.98, "text": " No, my ads are actually off, bro."}, {"start": 12513.98, "end": 12514.98, "text": " I do this for the love of the game, bro."}, {"start": 12514.98, "end": 12515.98, "text": " I do this for free."}, {"start": 12515.98, "end": 12516.98, "text": " No, you're that ads right."}, {"start": 12516.98, "end": 12518.98, "text": " Oh god, we should not be running ads on them."}, {"start": 12518.98, "end": 12519.98, "text": " You know, bro, like..."}, {"start": 12519.98, "end": 12520.98, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12520.98, "end": 12523.98, "text": " But honestly, Chad, one last three minutes."}, {"start": 12523.98, "end": 12527.98, "text": " Chad, what do you guys mean, bro?"}, {"start": 12527.98, "end": 12531.98, "text": " Here, bro, if you're in my stream and you got an ad in the last 30 minutes,"}, {"start": 12531.98, "end": 12532.98, "text": " type one."}, {"start": 12532.98, "end": 12535.98, "text": " See, Chad, I don't want ads, Chad."}, {"start": 12535.98, "end": 12537.98, "text": " You don't see a single one right now"}, {"start": 12556.98, "end": 12558.98, "text": " One second chat give me one moment"}, {"start": 12565.98, "end": 12567.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12572.74, "end": 12575.82, "text": " Chat uh shall we play some car soccer?"}, {"start": 12577.34, "end": 12582.34, "text": " Shall we play some car soccer Muda? Do you have rocket league cheats, too?"}, {"start": 12595.98, "end": 12602.98, "text": " Wait a second."}, {"start": 12602.98, "end": 12609.18, "text": " Um, Chat, you know what I really want to play, bro, Badly?"}, {"start": 12609.18, "end": 12611.779999999999, "text": " You know what game I really want to play, Badly, bro?"}, {"start": 12611.779999999999, "end": 12612.779999999999, "text": " Siege."}, {"start": 12612.779999999999, "end": 12615.779999999999, "text": " I'm playing Siege."}, {"start": 12615.779999999999, "end": 12618.779999999999, "text": " It's so fun."}, {"start": 12625.98, "end": 12628.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12655.98, "end": 12658.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12685.98, "end": 12688.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12715.98, "end": 12718.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12745.98, "end": 12748.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12775.98, "end": 12778.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12805.98, "end": 12808.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12835.98, "end": 12838.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12865.98, "end": 12868.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12895.98, "end": 12898.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12925.98, "end": 12928.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12955.98, "end": 12958.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12985.98, "end": 12988.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13015.98, "end": 13018.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13045.98, "end": 13048.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13075.98, "end": 13078.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13105.98, "end": 13108.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13135.98, "end": 13138.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13165.98, "end": 13168.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13195.98, "end": 13198.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13225.98, "end": 13228.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13255.98, "end": 13258.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13285.98, "end": 13288.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13315.98, "end": 13318.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13345.98, "end": 13348.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13375.98, "end": 13378.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13405.98, "end": 13408.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13435.98, "end": 13438.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13465.98, "end": 13468.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13495.98, "end": 13498.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13525.98, "end": 13528.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13555.98, "end": 13558.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13585.98, "end": 13588.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13615.98, "end": 13618.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13645.98, "end": 13648.039999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13675.98, "end": 13677.98, "text": " You"}, {"start": 13699.66, "end": 13702.82, "text": " Bitch why is he mad?"}, {"start": 13705.98, "end": 13712.98, "text": " Should I keep storing?"}, {"start": 13712.98, "end": 13723.98, "text": " Should I keep storing the best of all?"}, {"start": 13723.98, "end": 13729.98, "text": " She told me, don't walk in your mornk"}, {"start": 13729.98, "end": 13732.98, "text": " We both do we get down"}, {"start": 13732.98, "end": 13738.98, "text": " If I didn't, she told me you'd never be enough"}, {"start": 13738.98, "end": 13743.98, "text": " I can feel my face when I'm with you"}, {"start": 13743.98, "end": 13748.98, "text": " But I love it, but I love it"}, {"start": 13748.98, "end": 13752.98, "text": " I can feel my face when I'm with you"}, {"start": 13752.98, "end": 13762.18, "text": " I know she'll be the death of me at least we'll prove enough"}, {"start": 13762.18, "end": 13766.66, "text": " and she'll always get the best of me the worst is yet to come"}, {"start": 13766.66, "end": 13771.46, "text": " all the men she'll be her death is said to be wet what do you feel love"}, {"start": 13771.46, "end": 13773.46, "text": " cause I know, cause I know"}, {"start": 13773.46, "end": 13775.46, "text": " yo why is he trippin bro?"}, {"start": 13775.46, "end": 13777.46, "text": " why is he so mad?"}, {"start": 13777.46, "end": 13780.66, "text": " mods wanna pull Valorant or Overwatch after this game?"}, {"start": 13780.66, "end": 13785.86, "text": " Or I mean I said you guys believe I'm gonna play a pex bro. I never pull. I don't like apex that much"}, {"start": 13787.26, "end": 13789.34, "text": " Mods runnable valor apex after this"}, {"start": 13789.9, "end": 13794.38, "text": " Once down on both call swishy. I mean I'm down around it was squishy too, but I'm pretty sure he said"}, {"start": 13796.7, "end": 13800.34, "text": " Fuck apex some saying that it's not a bad game, but she's not like my game"}, {"start": 13810.66, "end": 13815.66, "text": " Oh my god, I worked with my pants off, I scored that."}, {"start": 13828.66, "end": 13831.66, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 13831.66, "end": 13855.26, "text": " Oh my god, what was that shot?"}, {"start": 13855.26, "end": 13857.98, "text": " What did they say Valor or Overwatch?"}, {"start": 13865.0, "end": 13865.800000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13878.32, "end": 13879.04, "text": " Maybe we do a side-"}, {"start": 13885.26, "end": 13887.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13915.26, "end": 13917.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13945.26, "end": 13947.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13975.26, "end": 13977.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14005.26, "end": 14007.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14035.26, "end": 14037.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14065.26, "end": 14067.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14095.26, "end": 14097.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14125.26, "end": 14127.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14155.26, "end": 14157.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14185.26, "end": 14187.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14215.26, "end": 14217.26, "text": " You"}, {"start": 14245.26, "end": 14265.02, "text": " I'm not like Valorant in like literally years bro, let's play Valorant bro."}, {"start": 14265.02, "end": 14270.02, "text": " You guys, you guys know that I'm literally the, whoa what the fuck is this fucking camera"}, {"start": 14270.02, "end": 14271.02, "text": " did I break my camera?"}, {"start": 14271.02, "end": 14274.24, "text": " Yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck happened to my camera?"}, {"start": 14274.24, "end": 14275.24, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 14275.24, "end": 14277.24, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 14290.34, "end": 14295.060000000001, "text": " Yo, someone put the speed- put the speed thing- someone put the speed thing from Egypt, bro."}, {"start": 14301.02, "end": 14303.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14331.02, "end": 14352.42, "text": " Jesus rose that's trippin bro the back to normal"}, {"start": 14352.42, "end": 14355.42, "text": " Oh, how the fuck do I get this back to normal, bro?"}, {"start": 14360.26, "end": 14361.98, "text": " All right, we're back."}, {"start": 14361.98, "end": 14362.82, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 14364.14, "end": 14367.06, "text": " Activating his cheats through the spirits."}, {"start": 14368.22, "end": 14369.3, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 14369.3, "end": 14371.3, "text": " All right, all right, all right, bro."}, {"start": 14371.3, "end": 14372.38, "text": " All right, all right."}, {"start": 14372.38, "end": 14373.5, "text": " All right, so what's a Valorant, bro?"}, {"start": 14373.5, "end": 14375.18, "text": " I mean, Valorant can't give you that bad, bro."}, {"start": 14375.18, "end": 14377.5, "text": " Valorant's probably like a very good game."}, {"start": 14379.18, "end": 14380.460000000001, "text": " Channan's probably a very good game,"}, {"start": 14380.460000000001, "end": 14382.02, "text": " but come on, keep it a buck with y'all, bro."}, {"start": 14382.02, "end": 14383.02, "text": " I'M BAD!"}, {"start": 14387.42, "end": 14388.42, "text": " WHAT?!"}, {"start": 14401.82, "end": 14404.62, "text": " Your access to this game has been permanently suspended."}, {"start": 14406.42, "end": 14407.42, "text": " No, I'm strong."}, {"start": 14409.62, "end": 14410.62, "text": " I'm strong."}, {"start": 14412.02, "end": 14427.98, "text": " You know what I really want to do though, y'all know what I really really really want"}, {"start": 14427.98, "end": 14428.98, "text": " to do."}, {"start": 14428.98, "end": 14431.5, "text": " Bro I want to win one Alicia again bro."}, {"start": 14431.5, "end": 14435.140000000001, "text": " Do you know where it else is?"}, {"start": 14435.140000000001, "end": 14438.060000000001, "text": " He wants the window."}, {"start": 14438.060000000001, "end": 14441.54, "text": " Valorant, Valorant, Valorant."}, {"start": 14441.54, "end": 14446.54, "text": " Chat, who here has played Valorant and received severe depression?"}, {"start": 14448.54, "end": 14453.54, "text": " Chat, who here has been- who here has played Valorant and received severe depression from playing Valorant?"}, {"start": 14454.54, "end": 14457.54, "text": " Trust me, bro. I'm on with ya, bro. Trust me, bro."}, {"start": 14458.54, "end": 14461.54, "text": " Trust me, bro. If there's someone who got fucking depression from this game, bro, it's me, bro."}, {"start": 14462.54, "end": 14465.54, "text": " Let's go on roadblocks and raise up some girls while we queue into the game chat, shall we?"}, {"start": 14469.54, "end": 14470.54, "text": " What the fuck is Melvin playing?"}, {"start": 14471.54, "end": 14488.34, "text": " Um, what is this, Melvin?"}, {"start": 14488.34, "end": 14490.7, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 14490.7, "end": 14494.300000000001, "text": " Well, what is this?"}, {"start": 14494.300000000001, "end": 14498.02, "text": " Yeah, don't worry about it, bro."}, {"start": 14498.02, "end": 14500.66, "text": " You guys are making a fucking Roblox server?"}, {"start": 14501.98, "end": 14502.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14507.42, "end": 14509.1, "text": " All right, my game is deced."}, {"start": 14509.1, "end": 14510.060000000001, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 14510.060000000001, "end": 14511.42, "text": " Top lot some Roblox."}, {"start": 14513.82, "end": 14515.460000000001, "text": " Top lot some Roblox, bro."}, {"start": 14528.02, "end": 14539.02, "text": " chat my menu popped up bro i had to chat my menu popped up i had to hide it real quick"}, {"start": 14539.02, "end": 14557.220000000001, "text": " hello what's going on was giddy was giddy was giddy was giddy"}, {"start": 14557.220000000001, "end": 14559.220000000001, "text": " Yo yo yo. Where are you from?"}, {"start": 14559.220000000001, "end": 14561.220000000001, "text": " I'm from Canada. Where are you from?"}, {"start": 14561.220000000001, "end": 14563.220000000001, "text": " BAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"}, {"start": 14564.220000000001, "end": 14566.220000000001, "text": " You guys just scared the shit out of me. Would you say sorry?"}, {"start": 14567.220000000001, "end": 14568.220000000001, "text": " Your accent is right."}, {"start": 14569.220000000001, "end": 14570.220000000001, "text": " Oh wait, you like my accent?"}, {"start": 14571.220000000001, "end": 14572.220000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14572.220000000001, "end": 14574.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, no, I'm from Canada. Where are you from?"}, {"start": 14575.220000000001, "end": 14576.220000000001, "text": " Morocco."}, {"start": 14576.220000000001, "end": 14577.220000000001, "text": " Wait, actually?"}, {"start": 14578.220000000001, "end": 14582.220000000001, "text": " I was born in Canada, but my background is Lebanese. I'm Lebanese."}, {"start": 14583.220000000001, "end": 14584.220000000001, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 14584.220000000001, "end": 14585.220000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14585.220000000001, "end": 14588.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, that kid back out of it. Come on."}, {"start": 14588.220000000001, "end": 14590.220000000001, "text": " Oh, cool."}, {"start": 14590.220000000001, "end": 14592.220000000001, "text": " Come on, come on, come on. Wait."}, {"start": 14592.220000000001, "end": 14595.220000000001, "text": " So, wait, you're in Morocco right now?"}, {"start": 14595.220000000001, "end": 14597.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, I am."}, {"start": 14597.220000000001, "end": 14599.220000000001, "text": " How's it like living in Morocco?"}, {"start": 14599.220000000001, "end": 14600.220000000001, "text": " It's great."}, {"start": 14600.220000000001, "end": 14603.220000000001, "text": " Good surprise. Someone blew the fuse."}, {"start": 14603.220000000001, "end": 14605.220000000001, "text": " Ready, buddy?"}, {"start": 14605.220000000001, "end": 14608.220000000001, "text": " I don't know how to risk girls, bro."}, {"start": 14608.220000000001, "end": 14610.220000000001, "text": " What do you say after that, bro?"}, {"start": 14610.220000000001, "end": 14612.220000000001, "text": " I don't know what to say after that."}, {"start": 14612.220000000001, "end": 14614.220000000001, "text": " Okay, how are you? Where are you from?"}, {"start": 14614.220000000001, "end": 14617.340000000002, "text": " from alright now what do I say like what do I say you like getting pizza ice cream"}, {"start": 14617.340000000002, "end": 14620.460000000001, "text": " like what do I say after that I don't know bro it's all good bro it's for another"}, {"start": 14620.460000000001, "end": 14622.62, "text": " day"}, {"start": 14626.060000000001, "end": 14629.980000000001, "text": " yeah but if I asked her how old she is she says she's 12 I'm ending up on fucking"}, {"start": 14629.980000000001, "end": 14635.220000000001, "text": " reddit and fucking Twitter by varsity and bikini Bodhi I can't go anywhere"}, {"start": 14635.220000000001, "end": 14639.300000000001, "text": " if I asked her how old she is and if she says she's 12 I'm just dead you"}, {"start": 14639.300000000001, "end": 14642.300000000001, "text": " you know, so, don't get it though."}, {"start": 14642.300000000001, "end": 14643.300000000001, "text": " Should I dodge?"}, {"start": 14643.300000000001, "end": 14644.300000000001, "text": " Wait, I already dodged it."}, {"start": 14644.300000000001, "end": 14647.300000000001, "text": " I'm gonna get it."}, {"start": 14647.300000000001, "end": 14648.300000000001, "text": " Spike drop."}, {"start": 14648.300000000001, "end": 14650.300000000001, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 14650.300000000001, "end": 14651.300000000001, "text": " Smoke's resonating."}, {"start": 14651.300000000001, "end": 14652.300000000001, "text": " There's a long path here."}, {"start": 14652.300000000001, "end": 14653.300000000001, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 14653.300000000001, "end": 14654.300000000001, "text": " Two stars."}, {"start": 14654.300000000001, "end": 14655.300000000001, "text": " Two stars."}, {"start": 14664.300000000001, "end": 14668.300000000001, "text": " I don't feel enough."}, {"start": 14668.300000000001, "end": 14670.300000000001, "text": " Doing a thing"}, {"start": 14684.62, "end": 14688.1, "text": " Check my PC, you know me baby"}, {"start": 14688.94, "end": 14693.54, "text": " Hey, I appreciate you brother. I don't know that you know"}, {"start": 14698.300000000001, "end": 14703.920000000002, "text": " Hey, I appreciate you, but I appreciate you, but you they don't know they don't know they don't know the valve come has my back"}, {"start": 14728.300000000001, "end": 14735.300000000001, "text": " Haha, Chad, stop saying that!"}, {"start": 14735.300000000001, "end": 14736.300000000001, "text": " Yo, stop!"}, {"start": 14736.300000000001, "end": 14737.300000000001, "text": " Don't be weird, bro."}, {"start": 14737.300000000001, "end": 14738.300000000001, "text": " Don't be weird."}, {"start": 14738.300000000001, "end": 14753.300000000001, "text": " Enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy,"}, {"start": 14753.300000000001, "end": 14755.300000000001, "text": " One enemy remaining"}, {"start": 14764.220000000001, "end": 14766.220000000001, "text": " Okay, I only have like"}, {"start": 14766.220000000001, "end": 14768.220000000001, "text": " 78"}, {"start": 14779.420000000002, "end": 14783.160000000002, "text": " Chai is playing garbage on purpose not to look sus"}, {"start": 14787.060000000001, "end": 14791.880000000001, "text": " Well, what are you saying bro you're making it worse dog bro the fuck"}, {"start": 14796.220000000001, "end": 14809.36, "text": " one more one more one more bikini bottom bikini boaty bikini boaty"}, {"start": 14809.36, "end": 14812.36, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 14812.36, "end": 14814.36, "text": " 40 on me"}, {"start": 14814.36, "end": 14816.36, "text": " what is bikini boaty"}, {"start": 14816.36, "end": 14822.36, "text": " those who know bro those who know those who know bro those who know"}, {"start": 14826.220000000001, "end": 14828.220000000001, "text": " I'm here."}, {"start": 14828.220000000001, "end": 14832.220000000001, "text": " Please do not mistake my smile."}, {"start": 14832.220000000001, "end": 14834.220000000001, "text": " I'm out of here."}, {"start": 14834.220000000001, "end": 14836.220000000001, "text": " I'm out of here."}, {"start": 14836.220000000001, "end": 14838.220000000001, "text": " Go, go, go."}, {"start": 14838.220000000001, "end": 14840.220000000001, "text": " Sit over there."}, {"start": 14840.220000000001, "end": 14842.220000000001, "text": " Go, go, go."}, {"start": 14842.220000000001, "end": 14844.220000000001, "text": " It's next to over there."}, {"start": 14844.220000000001, "end": 14846.220000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, I know that, Tom."}, {"start": 14846.220000000001, "end": 14857.420000000002, "text": " Our B is pretty successful."}, {"start": 14857.420000000002, "end": 14858.340000000002, "text": " Mondeur Kham."}, {"start": 14858.340000000002, "end": 14859.340000000002, "text": " Don't miss the kill."}, {"start": 14859.340000000002, "end": 14860.340000000002, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 14860.340000000002, "end": 14861.340000000002, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 14861.340000000002, "end": 14862.340000000002, "text": " I want to."}, {"start": 14862.340000000002, "end": 14863.340000000002, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 14863.340000000002, "end": 14864.340000000002, "text": " You need the brakes."}, {"start": 14864.340000000002, "end": 14865.340000000002, "text": " Another go."}, {"start": 14865.340000000002, "end": 14866.340000000002, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 14866.340000000002, "end": 14867.340000000002, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 14867.34, "end": 14869.34, "text": " one"}, {"start": 14869.34, "end": 14871.34, "text": " working"}, {"start": 14871.34, "end": 14873.34, "text": " braim"}, {"start": 14873.34, "end": 14875.34, "text": " two"}, {"start": 14875.34, "end": 14877.34, "text": " three"}, {"start": 14877.34, "end": 14879.34, "text": " two"}, {"start": 14879.34, "end": 14881.34, "text": " three"}, {"start": 14881.34, "end": 14883.34, "text": " one"}, {"start": 14883.34, "end": 14885.34, "text": " one"}, {"start": 14885.34, "end": 14887.34, "text": " one"}, {"start": 14887.34, "end": 14888.34, "text": " one"}, {"start": 14888.34, "end": 14891.34, "text": " one"}, {"start": 14891.34, "end": 14893.34, "text": " two"}, {"start": 14893.34, "end": 14895.34, "text": " two"}, {"start": 14895.34, "end": 14897.34, "text": " One"}, {"start": 14905.34, "end": 14910.56, "text": " Chat what should be your uh valorous segment today low key. I'm down to a valorous segment bro. What should we do?"}, {"start": 14916.42, "end": 14918.42, "text": " Can somebody drop this"}, {"start": 14920.42, "end": 14922.42, "text": " Somebody drop this"}, {"start": 14922.42, "end": 14926.14, "text": " thank you but so when you buy full shield does it cost more to cover your"}, {"start": 14926.14, "end": 14928.02, "text": " nose"}, {"start": 14928.02, "end": 14930.06, "text": " have a good chance"}, {"start": 14930.06, "end": 14933.58, "text": " I'm gonna be mean"}, {"start": 14933.58, "end": 14936.58, "text": " don't miss me too much"}, {"start": 14936.58, "end": 14944.58, "text": " come on let's go away"}, {"start": 14944.58, "end": 14946.58, "text": " I'm just gonna die"}, {"start": 14948.58, "end": 14950.58, "text": " The brim just Molly'd be made"}, {"start": 14964.58, "end": 14966.58, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 14966.58, "end": 14968.58, "text": " Get him Poppy"}, {"start": 14974.58, "end": 14976.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14979.22, "end": 14981.22, "text": " Close enough"}, {"start": 14986.5, "end": 14991.0, "text": " Yeah, you're not close at all yo when he said close enough I was like"}, {"start": 15004.58, "end": 15011.4, "text": " But when he said close enough, I was like bruh, what do you mean close enough?"}, {"start": 15011.4, "end": 15013.1, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 15013.1, "end": 15018.98, "text": " Jack, do you guys think if I quit streaming and became like a full time rapper, you guys"}, {"start": 15018.98, "end": 15023.18, "text": " think I can become like, y'all think I can become better than Drake?"}, {"start": 15023.18, "end": 15025.46, "text": " TOS breached, so I don't know what it is."}, {"start": 15025.46, "end": 15029.7, "text": " It can't have been anything, I don't know what it is, but it's not cheating, so"}, {"start": 15029.7, "end": 15030.7, "text": " they said cheating."}, {"start": 15030.7, "end": 15032.7, "text": " I don't know what it is."}, {"start": 15032.7, "end": 15034.7, "text": " I'm gonna fall back here"}, {"start": 15034.7, "end": 15036.300000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go to sleep"}, {"start": 15036.300000000001, "end": 15037.800000000001, "text": " Honestly, I'm gonna do that too"}, {"start": 15037.800000000001, "end": 15038.800000000001, "text": " Slowing them down"}, {"start": 15041.800000000001, "end": 15042.800000000001, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 15044.800000000001, "end": 15046.300000000001, "text": " Can it be for cheating?"}, {"start": 15048.300000000001, "end": 15050.300000000001, "text": " Both of you last bridge means anything"}, {"start": 15050.300000000001, "end": 15050.800000000001, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 15050.800000000001, "end": 15051.800000000001, "text": " Right here"}, {"start": 15054.800000000001, "end": 15055.800000000001, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 15056.800000000001, "end": 15059.1, "text": " Close enough nearly killed him"}, {"start": 15059.1, "end": 15059.6, "text": " Sucked"}, {"start": 15059.6, "end": 15060.300000000001, "text": " Triple one side"}, {"start": 15060.300000000001, "end": 15060.800000000001, "text": " Both in there"}, {"start": 15060.800000000001, "end": 15061.300000000001, "text": " Not bad"}, {"start": 15062.7, "end": 15070.820000000002, "text": " The album cover would be a nose picture if you became a rapper"}, {"start": 15092.7, "end": 15094.7, "text": " Yeah, go"}, {"start": 15122.7, "end": 15131.220000000001, "text": " and then almost bro almost chat almost almost"}, {"start": 15131.220000000001, "end": 15143.62, "text": " so you guys are telling me every time I had a nice shot yeah she'll say sus"}, {"start": 15143.62, "end": 15145.62, "text": " ground!"}, {"start": 15145.62, "end": 15147.62, "text": " ground, ground"}, {"start": 15147.62, "end": 15149.62, "text": " push your team"}, {"start": 15153.62, "end": 15155.62, "text": " 6 months ago"}, {"start": 15155.62, "end": 15157.62, "text": " close enough"}, {"start": 15163.62, "end": 15165.62, "text": " yo keep it up team, i love what we're doing"}, {"start": 15165.62, "end": 15167.62, "text": " yeah you can just bait me"}, {"start": 15167.62, "end": 15169.62, "text": " or else just fucking follow me"}, {"start": 15169.62, "end": 15171.62, "text": " that's my favorite thing to do on the stage"}, {"start": 15171.62, "end": 15178.660000000002, "text": " No I know, I could tell. But prior to that, before I even started to do it, I trust my"}, {"start": 15178.660000000002, "end": 15181.5, "text": " team. Just right behind me and straight at me every time."}, {"start": 15181.5, "end": 15184.54, "text": " Chat, should I get CS Goldskins and play CS?"}, {"start": 15184.54, "end": 15191.86, "text": " But I want to look, but I already got face at level 10, bro."}, {"start": 15191.86, "end": 15193.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15206.02, "end": 15208.02, "text": " Right now is having"}, {"start": 15251.86, "end": 15261.26, "text": " He probably saw your nose through the smoke"}, {"start": 15261.26, "end": 15270.380000000001, "text": " Honestly though, not sure bro."}, {"start": 15270.380000000001, "end": 15272.86, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 15272.86, "end": 15276.74, "text": " See, if you didn't take a break and go to Siege, you would have won that."}, {"start": 15276.74, "end": 15277.74, "text": " Low key."}, {"start": 15277.74, "end": 15278.74, "text": " Low key."}, {"start": 15278.74, "end": 15281.74, "text": " But like, bro, this is why you don't ever leave Valorant bro."}, {"start": 15281.74, "end": 15283.74, "text": " Let's start a let's start a"}, {"start": 15285.22, "end": 15287.22, "text": " Look for a pick for it to be"}, {"start": 15288.34, "end": 15292.26, "text": " Give us an opening for you while we while we see what's up there"}, {"start": 15311.74, "end": 15317.58, "text": " They hear me running. Oh my god. You can walk canteen. Oh my god"}, {"start": 15319.5, "end": 15323.02, "text": " How is that sauce I didn't even do anything"}, {"start": 15336.22, "end": 15339.46, "text": " You know what I really want to do shot I really really really really really"}, {"start": 15341.74, "end": 15347.74, "text": " Really really really really really really really really really really really really really"}, {"start": 15347.74, "end": 15349.74, "text": " Mudo, what mouse are you on?"}, {"start": 15349.74, "end": 15351.74, "text": " I'm on the super light light."}, {"start": 15351.74, "end": 15353.74, "text": " Bro, you gotta try the super straight."}, {"start": 15353.74, "end": 15355.74, "text": " Fuck no, that mouse is so ass bro."}, {"start": 15355.74, "end": 15356.74, "text": " Really? You don't like it?"}, {"start": 15356.74, "end": 15362.74, "text": " You know what's crazy? How do I get off this game for a couple of months, come back after playing siege and then get 12 and just drop 12 and 5?"}, {"start": 15362.74, "end": 15363.74, "text": " You're just so talented bro."}, {"start": 15363.74, "end": 15365.74, "text": " Bro, we know, we all know why."}, {"start": 15365.74, "end": 15367.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15367.74, "end": 15368.74, "text": " Wait, okay."}, {"start": 15368.74, "end": 15369.74, "text": " Okay, wait wait wait."}, {"start": 15369.74, "end": 15370.58, "text": " I have a question for you."}, {"start": 15370.58, "end": 15372.26, "text": " Were you actually cheating in 2021?"}, {"start": 15372.26, "end": 15373.619999999999, "text": " Like actually, yes or no?"}, {"start": 15373.619999999999, "end": 15374.46, "text": " And what game?"}, {"start": 15374.46, "end": 15375.3, "text": " What game?"}, {"start": 15375.3, "end": 15376.14, "text": " I'm a developer, probably."}, {"start": 15376.14, "end": 15376.98, "text": " No, hell no, well."}, {"start": 15376.98, "end": 15379.34, "text": " So there's multiple games?"}, {"start": 15379.34, "end": 15381.699999999999, "text": " Yeah, but I used to cheat in Minecraft and Roblox."}, {"start": 15381.699999999999, "end": 15382.539999999999, "text": " Doing a thing."}, {"start": 15382.539999999999, "end": 15384.74, "text": " Yeah, I'm a developer."}, {"start": 15384.74, "end": 15386.02, "text": " And Rust."}, {"start": 15386.02, "end": 15388.539999999999, "text": " And Rust."}, {"start": 15388.539999999999, "end": 15390.9, "text": " Enemy A."}, {"start": 15390.9, "end": 15392.26, "text": " A to cell drop."}, {"start": 15392.26, "end": 15395.26, "text": " I see you in the front."}, {"start": 15395.26, "end": 15397.26, "text": " Low down."}, {"start": 15397.26, "end": 15399.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15399.26, "end": 15401.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15401.26, "end": 15403.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15425.06, "end": 15427.92, "text": " I die I die"}, {"start": 15431.26, "end": 15450.5, "text": " I'm one off. Raise this one off. Let's grab a let's grab a rocket somewhere and take"}, {"start": 15450.5, "end": 15455.34, "text": " a site. How did you die when you knew he was there?"}, {"start": 15455.34, "end": 15459.34, "text": " I'm all out."}, {"start": 15459.34, "end": 15463.34, "text": " That's not a big."}, {"start": 15463.34, "end": 15467.34, "text": " That likes a big kiss."}, {"start": 15467.34, "end": 15471.34, "text": " Face your fear."}, {"start": 15471.34, "end": 15475.34, "text": " Lucky you have your rocket."}, {"start": 15475.34, "end": 15479.34, "text": " There."}, {"start": 15479.34, "end": 15483.34, "text": " That and Rena were dropped. They were running back to air."}, {"start": 15483.34, "end": 15485.34, "text": " I'm out of here!"}, {"start": 15485.34, "end": 15487.34, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 15487.34, "end": 15489.34, "text": " My ult's ready!"}, {"start": 15491.34, "end": 15493.34, "text": " I'm getting dated!"}, {"start": 15495.34, "end": 15497.34, "text": " The room is here, we can get the tower."}, {"start": 15499.34, "end": 15501.34, "text": " No, not the room."}, {"start": 15501.34, "end": 15503.34, "text": " Oh wait, that's clear, that's clear."}, {"start": 15507.34, "end": 15509.34, "text": " Gen on Arcade."}, {"start": 15509.34, "end": 15511.34, "text": " You can be up close."}, {"start": 15513.34, "end": 15515.34, "text": " I went under"}, {"start": 15532.82, "end": 15536.82, "text": " Now there's a reason why they call me the chose one you know that right like chat"}, {"start": 15536.82, "end": 15542.9, "text": " Yes, think they just gave me the name the chosen one like but don't just give that name to everyone though siege"}, {"start": 15543.34, "end": 15545.34, "text": " 70 80 hours"}, {"start": 15545.460000000001, "end": 15552.36, "text": " Boom beating top pros rocket League 800 hours beat squishy in a 1v1 on SSL Pro League team"}, {"start": 15555.06, "end": 15557.06, "text": " Ross rocket"}, {"start": 15573.34, "end": 15575.34, "text": " I don't know, maybe I'll take this."}, {"start": 15575.34, "end": 15577.34, "text": " Get out of my way!"}, {"start": 15577.34, "end": 15579.34, "text": " Let's go back."}, {"start": 15581.34, "end": 15583.34, "text": " One's up."}, {"start": 15588.34, "end": 15590.34, "text": " Did they nerf, Waila?"}, {"start": 15603.34, "end": 15610.02, "text": " I hope the retake, I hope the retake."}, {"start": 15610.02, "end": 15615.02, "text": " Do you have to let him come out a little bit?"}, {"start": 15615.02, "end": 15618.02, "text": " Like 2, 3 spot, 3 spot minimum."}, {"start": 15618.02, "end": 15630.02, "text": " I can't take fun tearing up my turn!"}, {"start": 15630.02, "end": 15635.02, "text": " Both champs both champs!"}, {"start": 15635.02, "end": 15636.02, "text": " Yeah both champs!"}, {"start": 15636.02, "end": 15639.02, "text": " Allah Akbar Allah Akbar!"}, {"start": 15639.02, "end": 15641.02, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 15641.02, "end": 15644.02, "text": " My assholes!"}, {"start": 15644.02, "end": 15645.02, "text": " Headshot sauce!"}, {"start": 15645.02, "end": 15647.02, "text": " You looking good out there Nian."}, {"start": 15647.02, "end": 15649.58, "text": " Wait, Neon. That was it, 2-0-A-st."}, {"start": 15649.58, "end": 15650.58, "text": " 2-0-A-st."}, {"start": 15650.58, "end": 15651.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15652.58, "end": 15653.58, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 15662.08, "end": 15667.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god, Muda, I just realized, now that you got, like, banned from Siege, everyone's gonna be on your dick now."}, {"start": 15668.380000000001, "end": 15669.380000000001, "text": " For what?"}, {"start": 15670.28, "end": 15672.880000000001, "text": " For getting, like, everyone's gonna think that you cheated."}, {"start": 15673.380000000001, "end": 15674.880000000001, "text": " I don't care if anyone thinks I'm cheating."}, {"start": 15674.880000000001, "end": 15676.48, "text": " I just wanna get on banned, bro."}, {"start": 15676.48, "end": 15680.96, "text": " Monday Monday, I see if I get on Ben or not, which I'm pretty sure I will be but there's like no way"}, {"start": 15683.199999999999, "end": 15686.8, "text": " I promise you Ubisoft does not care brother like they're criminal"}, {"start": 15688.24, "end": 15693.26, "text": " Like I don't get it like if I because I know deep down. I'm not cheating so that it's insane. I have to be on"}, {"start": 15706.48, "end": 15709.96, "text": " 10 out of 10 gaslight."}, {"start": 15709.96, "end": 15711.96, "text": " 16 pound brim."}, {"start": 15711.96, "end": 15713.96, "text": " Wouldn't this also like your toast?"}, {"start": 15719.96, "end": 15722.96, "text": " I hope you get unbanned because this game is ass."}, {"start": 15722.96, "end": 15725.96, "text": " I want to hop back on overwatch, I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 15725.96, "end": 15730.96, "text": " I don't know, I've just played this game so long, I can't play ranked anymore."}, {"start": 15730.96, "end": 15733.96, "text": " You know?"}, {"start": 15733.960000000001, "end": 15742.560000000001, "text": " like bro is there and like it's hard bro like that's why I might have to play"}, {"start": 15742.560000000001, "end": 15748.36, "text": " some CS to like I might have to get skinned on CS and swap CS and like"}, {"start": 15748.36, "end": 15754.240000000002, "text": " overwatch a little bit but I hope to God Ubisoft really does look into it bro"}, {"start": 15754.240000000002, "end": 15757.36, "text": " and they see that I'm not cheating and they fuck you unbanned let's do like a"}, {"start": 15757.36, "end": 15760.68, "text": " north side crunch I've been having a lot of fun in that game bro I'll get"}, {"start": 15760.68, "end": 15776.720000000001, "text": " side so if you have your map fixed it's like a top which is north I'm getting"}, {"start": 15776.720000000001, "end": 15778.720000000001, "text": " I'm getting butt-booty blasted"}, {"start": 15783.720000000001, "end": 15785.720000000001, "text": " All right, I might be cheating"}, {"start": 15789.720000000001, "end": 15791.720000000001, "text": " They're inside of me, two of them on site"}, {"start": 15794.720000000001, "end": 15795.720000000001, "text": " Lansing?"}, {"start": 15795.720000000001, "end": 15797.720000000001, "text": " One's dead, one's dead, one's dead, one's dead"}, {"start": 15797.720000000001, "end": 15798.720000000001, "text": " One's dead"}, {"start": 15799.720000000001, "end": 15800.720000000001, "text": " Three, two, one"}, {"start": 15802.720000000001, "end": 15804.720000000001, "text": " Two site, one's dead, everyone"}, {"start": 15804.720000000001, "end": 15808.720000000001, "text": " Nice! Nice! What's up? What's up?"}, {"start": 15809.720000000001, "end": 15811.720000000001, "text": " Not all of you!"}, {"start": 15811.720000000001, "end": 15813.720000000001, "text": " Just do anything when it's up to me."}, {"start": 15813.720000000001, "end": 15815.720000000001, "text": " When I call."}, {"start": 15817.720000000001, "end": 15818.720000000001, "text": " Alright fellas, good play."}, {"start": 15818.720000000001, "end": 15820.720000000001, "text": " Wait a minute, buddy."}, {"start": 15820.720000000001, "end": 15822.720000000001, "text": " Are you guys ready for a second?"}, {"start": 15827.720000000001, "end": 15829.720000000001, "text": " We're here. We're the best."}, {"start": 15829.720000000001, "end": 15837.2, "text": " So you guys know I already played CS, I had a CS phase for maybe like a month and a half"}, {"start": 15837.2, "end": 15840.560000000001, "text": " and I got faced at level 10."}, {"start": 15840.560000000001, "end": 15845.12, "text": " But should I keep playing to like maybe get better, like really good?"}, {"start": 15845.12, "end": 15847.880000000001, "text": " Should I keep playing that game until I get really really good and then hop off?"}, {"start": 15847.880000000001, "end": 15848.880000000001, "text": " Why'd you quit?"}, {"start": 15848.880000000001, "end": 15853.04, "text": " Matches, I got faced at level 10, the whole idea was to get faced at level 10."}, {"start": 15853.04, "end": 15858.12, "text": " Chat, maybe I go back and try to get 25,000 rating in like the game."}, {"start": 15858.12, "end": 15863.44, "text": " I like chat what's the top rank and premiere what's the rink waiting? How does that work?"}, {"start": 15874.44, "end": 15876.52, "text": " Whatever you say I will take them"}, {"start": 15888.12, "end": 15894.12, "text": " I want to hop on the siege, that's 5 stack guys."}, {"start": 15894.12, "end": 15901.0, "text": " But anyways, the game after I was going to get champ and siege, I didn't know what game"}, {"start": 15901.0, "end": 15903.0, "text": " I was going to play after."}, {"start": 15903.0, "end": 15905.0, "text": " No one?"}, {"start": 15905.0, "end": 15907.0, "text": " Be right back."}, {"start": 15907.0, "end": 15909.0, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 15909.0, "end": 15911.0, "text": " Slow down."}, {"start": 15911.0, "end": 15913.0, "text": " Later."}, {"start": 15913.0, "end": 15915.0, "text": " Let's get it. Let's get it."}, {"start": 15917.0, "end": 15919.0, "text": " I'll heal him too. Make it harder."}, {"start": 15919.0, "end": 15921.0, "text": " You got that one."}, {"start": 15921.0, "end": 15923.0, "text": " What the fuck? You actually..."}, {"start": 15923.0, "end": 15924.0, "text": " Nice one."}, {"start": 15924.0, "end": 15926.0, "text": " No, wait. You got that one. One time. One time."}, {"start": 15926.0, "end": 15928.0, "text": " Behind us."}, {"start": 15928.0, "end": 15930.0, "text": " Last player standing."}, {"start": 15930.0, "end": 15931.0, "text": " You got the portable."}, {"start": 15931.0, "end": 15932.0, "text": " Yeah, that's nothing to go up."}, {"start": 15932.0, "end": 15933.0, "text": " Bye!"}, {"start": 15933.0, "end": 15934.0, "text": " Bye!"}, {"start": 15934.0, "end": 15936.0, "text": " Wait, where's my assist?"}, {"start": 15939.0, "end": 15941.0, "text": " Match point."}, {"start": 15941.0, "end": 15943.24, "text": " Shad does anyone here still play Fortnite?"}, {"start": 15943.24, "end": 15944.44, "text": " I thought y'all were like that."}, {"start": 15945.44, "end": 15947.04, "text": " Does anyone here still play Fortnite?"}, {"start": 15947.04, "end": 15947.84, "text": " I thought y'all have the one tap."}, {"start": 15947.84, "end": 15948.34, "text": " I can't do that."}, {"start": 15948.84, "end": 15949.7, "text": " You know what I want to do bro?"}, {"start": 15949.7, "end": 15953.2, "text": " I want to do 100 kill lead on Fortnite with clicks."}, {"start": 15954.4, "end": 15958.6, "text": " Shad, do you guys think I can do 100 kill lead on Fortnite with plugs?"}, {"start": 15958.6, "end": 15959.4, "text": " You guys can beat them?"}, {"start": 15959.4, "end": 15961.7, "text": " It's my week up too for like the..."}, {"start": 15962.1, "end": 15963.7, "text": " 99 O-lead."}, {"start": 15964.4, "end": 15965.8, "text": " 99 O-lead."}, {"start": 15965.800000000001, "end": 15967.800000000001, "text": " Come on guys, come on guys."}, {"start": 15969.800000000001, "end": 15971.800000000001, "text": " Oh I'm talking to you!"}, {"start": 15973.800000000001, "end": 15975.800000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 15975.800000000001, "end": 15977.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, he's got a gun."}, {"start": 15979.800000000001, "end": 15981.800000000001, "text": " Uuugh!"}, {"start": 15981.800000000001, "end": 15983.800000000001, "text": " Where was that?!"}, {"start": 15983.800000000001, "end": 15985.800000000001, "text": " Where the actual-"}, {"start": 15985.800000000001, "end": 15987.800000000001, "text": " Where's this one?!"}, {"start": 15987.800000000001, "end": 15989.800000000001, "text": " There's the one."}, {"start": 15989.800000000001, "end": 16001.320000000002, "text": " I'll give you the slaniest foot job."}, {"start": 16001.32, "end": 16004.32, "text": " Five planted. One enemy remaining."}, {"start": 16010.32, "end": 16012.32, "text": " Anyone have any spears?"}, {"start": 16014.32, "end": 16016.32, "text": " Bro, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 16016.32, "end": 16019.32, "text": " Bro, Fortnite and it's prime."}, {"start": 16019.32, "end": 16023.32, "text": " What game do y'all think was the best game in it's prime?"}, {"start": 16023.32, "end": 16027.32, "text": " Like, literally, but in my opinion, bro, I've played every game."}, {"start": 16027.32, "end": 16029.32, "text": " Right? Like, literally every game."}, {"start": 16029.32, "end": 16035.0, "text": " bro Fortnite has to be the best in its prime like Minecraft obviously like you"}, {"start": 16035.0, "end": 16037.96, "text": " can't even mention Minecraft though because my guy's just so high up but"}, {"start": 16037.96, "end": 16043.199999999999, "text": " like I'm talking like bro that has to be Fortnite, right?"}, {"start": 16043.2, "end": 16048.2, "text": " Oh my god, the way to come here, E.B. 3."}, {"start": 16048.2, "end": 16052.2, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 16052.2, "end": 16054.2, "text": " Enemy's on the beam."}, {"start": 16054.2, "end": 16057.2, "text": " Gonna fall back here."}, {"start": 16057.2, "end": 16061.2, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16061.2, "end": 16064.2, "text": " Is anyone on site?"}, {"start": 16064.2, "end": 16066.2, "text": " No, no, no, no one on site."}, {"start": 16066.2, "end": 16067.2, "text": " Someone's on site."}, {"start": 16067.2, "end": 16069.2, "text": " Seems like they could be faking this shit."}, {"start": 16069.2, "end": 16071.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16072.66, "end": 16074.66, "text": " How"}, {"start": 16075.42, "end": 16079.78, "text": " When it's open Sam said did you guys play Minecraft hunger games on mineplex?"}, {"start": 16081.460000000001, "end": 16083.460000000001, "text": " Just move"}, {"start": 16085.04, "end": 16087.04, "text": " I like this play"}, {"start": 16087.04, "end": 16101.0, "text": " I heard mineplex is coming back, but bro do you guys think mineplex is even gonna like"}, {"start": 16101.0, "end": 16109.160000000002, "text": " like bro I feel like Hypixel already is like the best they can get like what could mineplex"}, {"start": 16109.16, "end": 16120.36, "text": " do better than Hypixel. It's like impossible now. Bro, by the way, oh my god bro. The last"}, {"start": 16120.36, "end": 16124.48, "text": " time Hypixel or Minecraft became a prime chat was in full account. I remember there"}, {"start": 16124.48, "end": 16129.48, "text": " was like 80,000 people on Hypixel and everyone was on Skyblock. I never had a Hypixel Skyblock"}, {"start": 16159.48, "end": 16161.48, "text": " two at east"}, {"start": 16161.48, "end": 16163.48, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 16165.48, "end": 16166.48, "text": " running"}, {"start": 16166.48, "end": 16167.48, "text": " launching"}, {"start": 16167.48, "end": 16168.48, "text": " right now close"}, {"start": 16168.48, "end": 16169.48, "text": " we're back"}, {"start": 16169.48, "end": 16170.48, "text": " all of us"}, {"start": 16170.48, "end": 16171.48, "text": " get on site"}, {"start": 16171.48, "end": 16172.48, "text": " we're close to you"}, {"start": 16172.48, "end": 16173.48, "text": " i'm gonna give room down"}, {"start": 16174.48, "end": 16175.48, "text": " i've waited so many years"}, {"start": 16175.48, "end": 16176.48, "text": " can you hold that"}, {"start": 16179.48, "end": 16180.48, "text": " go go go"}, {"start": 16182.48, "end": 16183.48, "text": " hold for a second"}, {"start": 16183.48, "end": 16184.48, "text": " hold for a second"}, {"start": 16185.48, "end": 16186.48, "text": " everybody"}, {"start": 16189.48, "end": 16202.08, "text": " I'm okay. I'm okay. Yeah, we can do like the north side punch."}, {"start": 16202.08, "end": 16207.24, "text": " That's on my right here. So I can do like the north side punch."}, {"start": 16207.24, "end": 16211.64, "text": " You can go either the main, see the one where I'm going to go."}, {"start": 16211.64, "end": 16215.08, "text": " Like remember that round you guys ran all the way like that?"}, {"start": 16215.08, "end": 16219.72, "text": " same idea and I'll try to stall aiming"}, {"start": 16219.72, "end": 16226.72, "text": " as if you could just like invest the native here"}, {"start": 16237.12, "end": 16241.62, "text": " yes run through"}, {"start": 16241.62, "end": 16244.900000000001, "text": " and the smoke I got jumpscared"}, {"start": 16244.900000000001, "end": 16248.62, "text": " if any of them are there you can definitely get them"}, {"start": 16248.62, "end": 16249.980000000001, "text": " get out of here"}, {"start": 16249.980000000001, "end": 16253.78, "text": " I just melted them"}, {"start": 16253.78, "end": 16257.78, "text": " don't be a saviour there's another vandal if you want"}, {"start": 16257.78, "end": 16264.78, "text": " white planted"}, {"start": 16264.78, "end": 16279.78, "text": " I'm just going to play on the top side, we don't have to push anything."}, {"start": 16279.78, "end": 16290.78, "text": " I'm going to go up the top side."}, {"start": 16290.78, "end": 16292.78, "text": " What do you want to smoke here?"}, {"start": 16292.78, "end": 16294.78, "text": " Smoke here. I don't know if I'm trying."}, {"start": 16294.78, "end": 16296.78, "text": " If we get fucked doing this, you can do whatever you want."}, {"start": 16296.78, "end": 16298.78, "text": " But I think we should try playing normal."}, {"start": 16299.78, "end": 16302.78, "text": " Mudo, what are you eating? A cheat meal, XD."}, {"start": 16303.78, "end": 16306.78, "text": " Cheat meal? Really? That's what we're doing. Cheat meal? Really?"}, {"start": 16315.78, "end": 16317.78, "text": " I had a fursip."}, {"start": 16317.78, "end": 16319.78, "text": " I'm supposed to pick the dog for you? They're running back."}, {"start": 16320.78, "end": 16322.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16336.02, "end": 16338.460000000001, "text": " Should be a whore game time here's the fathom"}, {"start": 16340.460000000001, "end": 16344.42, "text": " Like planted fade planet. I was looking 10"}, {"start": 16350.78, "end": 16360.78, "text": " I have all for racing I can really get rid of it all."}, {"start": 16360.78, "end": 16377.78, "text": " Bro what are these guys, how are they doing this?"}, {"start": 16377.78, "end": 16388.04, "text": " It looks like you cheated on your barber as well bro check you know what haven't gotten"}, {"start": 16388.04, "end": 16392.18, "text": " a haircut in like a month bro why I'm gonna grow my hair out but I don't know if it looks"}, {"start": 16392.18, "end": 16399.18, "text": " messy in a good way or messy in a bad way. What do y'all think about it? I cut my hair?"}, {"start": 16399.18, "end": 16402.18, "text": " I'm all tanky."}, {"start": 16402.18, "end": 16407.18, "text": " That was the top of that chamber."}, {"start": 16407.18, "end": 16410.18, "text": " Give me a trip, man."}, {"start": 16410.18, "end": 16414.18, "text": " I understand."}, {"start": 16414.18, "end": 16420.18, "text": " Guys, stop. I see a lot of people spending layers of fear. What's layers of fear?"}, {"start": 16420.18, "end": 16435.18, "text": " your barber is in copper"}, {"start": 16435.18, "end": 16441.18, "text": " sixty-five"}, {"start": 16441.18, "end": 16443.18, "text": " only some faking"}, {"start": 16443.18, "end": 16447.18, "text": " doing a thing"}, {"start": 16447.18, "end": 16449.18, "text": " prepare for hellfire"}, {"start": 16449.18, "end": 16451.18, "text": " wait what the"}, {"start": 16451.18, "end": 16455.18, "text": " this is fun"}, {"start": 16455.18, "end": 16457.18, "text": " last player standing"}, {"start": 16457.18, "end": 16459.18, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 16461.18, "end": 16463.18, "text": " wait are they gonna lose"}, {"start": 16463.18, "end": 16466.18, "text": " Are we gonna lose?"}, {"start": 16466.18, "end": 16470.18, "text": " Okay, give me a piece of paper."}, {"start": 16470.18, "end": 16472.18, "text": " There is no way you just said that."}, {"start": 16472.18, "end": 16478.18, "text": " Get your nipples, cheat on each other, which is why they're separated now."}, {"start": 16478.18, "end": 16483.18, "text": " I said yeah to your comm, and then I did it after the round."}, {"start": 16483.18, "end": 16486.18, "text": " I'm out of it."}, {"start": 16486.18, "end": 16488.18, "text": " I luck it."}, {"start": 16488.18, "end": 16492.18, "text": " There is no way you're actually saying that, bro."}, {"start": 16492.18, "end": 16496.18, "text": " I don't know. I just suggested something and then you did it after the round, so he just died."}, {"start": 16496.18, "end": 16498.18, "text": " Can you do the drop thing again? Can you go play drop again?"}, {"start": 16498.18, "end": 16501.18, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I'm finishing this fucking... bro. I need a..."}, {"start": 16501.18, "end": 16504.18, "text": " I'm gonna go buy next round. I need armor."}, {"start": 16504.18, "end": 16511.18, "text": " back in the flash"}, {"start": 16521.18, "end": 16522.18, "text": " fucking one tap"}, {"start": 16522.18, "end": 16523.18, "text": " just 3 arcade"}, {"start": 16523.18, "end": 16524.18, "text": " just 3 arcade"}, {"start": 16530.18, "end": 16531.18, "text": " they're not on the ground"}, {"start": 16531.18, "end": 16532.18, "text": " they're not on B"}, {"start": 16534.18, "end": 16540.18, "text": " I smoked. Smoked there."}, {"start": 16540.18, "end": 16559.18, "text": " I mean I wonder how hard these guys are sniping by the way."}, {"start": 16559.18, "end": 16561.58, "text": " said these guys are cheating bro they're cheating bro"}, {"start": 16563.98, "end": 16566.94, "text": " said they're actually deadass cheating right now bro i just i just saw one saying"}, {"start": 16566.94, "end": 16571.18, "text": " they're actually cheating right now there's just no way i said they're actually cheating bro that"}, {"start": 16575.18, "end": 16576.22, "text": " i'm not cheating"}, {"start": 16582.7, "end": 16583.260000000002, "text": " one default"}, {"start": 16589.18, "end": 16591.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16591.46, "end": 16593.46, "text": " Guess shooting my cock"}, {"start": 16594.18, "end": 16596.18, "text": " Okay, do you want to sit spawn?"}, {"start": 16597.66, "end": 16599.74, "text": " Yeah, like you literally I'm gonna do that. Yeah"}, {"start": 16611.1, "end": 16614.82, "text": " All the score 9 3 10 3 chat so they 10 3 no"}, {"start": 16614.82, "end": 16616.82, "text": " score was 10-3"}, {"start": 16616.82, "end": 16617.82, "text": " chamber chamber no"}, {"start": 16617.82, "end": 16618.82, "text": " don't do that"}, {"start": 16618.82, "end": 16619.82, "text": " they have an app"}, {"start": 16619.82, "end": 16620.82, "text": " they just hold it every peek"}, {"start": 16620.82, "end": 16622.82, "text": " I think you should do this"}, {"start": 16622.82, "end": 16624.82, "text": " I can't think but"}, {"start": 16624.82, "end": 16625.82, "text": " let's do it now"}, {"start": 16625.82, "end": 16626.82, "text": " I think you should hold that"}, {"start": 16626.82, "end": 16627.82, "text": " ok"}, {"start": 16630.82, "end": 16631.82, "text": " just 10 minutes"}, {"start": 16631.82, "end": 16633.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16650.38, "end": 16652.38, "text": " Chatsy mean"}, {"start": 16653.3, "end": 16655.3, "text": " Wash sand"}, {"start": 16656.3, "end": 16658.3, "text": " Can be on sand"}, {"start": 16658.3, "end": 16662.3, "text": " No they didn't open door. They didn't open door."}, {"start": 16666.3, "end": 16668.3, "text": " Hey can you look in here?"}, {"start": 16668.3, "end": 16670.3, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16676.3, "end": 16678.3, "text": " One job."}, {"start": 16708.3, "end": 16710.3, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16714.18, "end": 16721.46, "text": " No, we almost won that round too. Oh my god"}, {"start": 16724.94, "end": 16731.78, "text": " Don't know how hard I do no matter how hard I do I just get sniped you guys see why it turns to the dark side"}, {"start": 16733.78, "end": 16735.92, "text": " See why I turned to the dark side myself chat"}, {"start": 16735.920000000002, "end": 16736.920000000002, "text": " the brimstone"}, {"start": 16736.920000000002, "end": 16737.920000000002, "text": " he's going to use it so"}, {"start": 16737.920000000002, "end": 16739.920000000002, "text": " stop stop stop"}, {"start": 16739.920000000002, "end": 16741.920000000002, "text": " stop i'm joking stop stop"}, {"start": 16741.920000000002, "end": 16742.920000000002, "text": " it's up to you"}, {"start": 16742.920000000002, "end": 16743.920000000002, "text": " if you want to"}, {"start": 16743.920000000002, "end": 16744.920000000002, "text": " shut up full cam chat"}, {"start": 16744.920000000002, "end": 16746.920000000002, "text": " hey muda don't full cam ever again"}, {"start": 16746.920000000002, "end": 16748.920000000002, "text": " i got so wet from you full camming"}, {"start": 16748.920000000002, "end": 16750.920000000002, "text": " my name is selina by the way"}, {"start": 16750.920000000002, "end": 16752.920000000002, "text": " can you please fly me out to your house"}, {"start": 16752.920000000002, "end": 16754.920000000002, "text": " i'm gonna just walk a bee"}, {"start": 16765.920000000002, "end": 16767.980000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16795.920000000002, "end": 16797.980000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16825.920000000002, "end": 16827.980000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16855.920000000002, "end": 16857.980000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16885.920000000002, "end": 16887.980000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16945.920000000002, "end": 16947.920000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16964.52, "end": 16966.52, "text": " Think you'll be there's one yeah"}, {"start": 16975.920000000002, "end": 16978.440000000002, "text": " I'm screaming it's okay"}, {"start": 16980.960000000003, "end": 16983.440000000002, "text": " Okay, Chad if we lose this game bro, I'm gonna ask you to tell me"}, {"start": 16986.280000000002, "end": 16988.600000000002, "text": " Because I'm just gonna start spin-bottling out everyone like literally"}, {"start": 16989.120000000003, "end": 16992.480000000003, "text": " Who loses fucking round just sniping bro. I'm just gonna hack my way back up, you know"}, {"start": 16993.24, "end": 16995.440000000002, "text": " Kidding kidding kidding kidding kidding"}, {"start": 16996.160000000003, "end": 16997.920000000002, "text": " kidding kidding"}, {"start": 16997.920000000002, "end": 16999.920000000002, "text": " This is where I got I'm joking on my life stuff"}, {"start": 16999.920000000002, "end": 17003.920000000002, "text": " Okay, your chamber go play, chamber go A, it's bothering me."}, {"start": 17004.920000000002, "end": 17009.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, you can trip, trip like drop here, and just play main."}, {"start": 17012.920000000002, "end": 17015.920000000002, "text": " The only way to win is if they default hard."}, {"start": 17015.920000000002, "end": 17018.920000000002, "text": " You don't need to install them if they're already installed."}, {"start": 17018.920000000002, "end": 17020.920000000002, "text": " You want me to put my chip where?"}, {"start": 17029.920000000002, "end": 17040.36, "text": " a good chance I just hit a I'm gonna smoke your man I hear nothing be mean"}, {"start": 17040.36, "end": 17043.24, "text": " care kid"}, {"start": 17073.24, "end": 17080.24, "text": " Let's open up Overwatch."}, {"start": 17080.24, "end": 17090.640000000003, "text": " Let's open up Overwatch, bro."}, {"start": 17090.640000000003, "end": 17094.480000000003, "text": " Like every time I play that game, bro, there's just like 90 seppers on my team that just"}, {"start": 17094.480000000003, "end": 17095.480000000003, "text": " can't do anything, bro."}, {"start": 17095.480000000003, "end": 17096.480000000003, "text": " Like, you know, like, I don't know."}, {"start": 17096.480000000003, "end": 17097.480000000003, "text": " They think I'm like Drake."}, {"start": 17097.480000000003, "end": 17098.480000000003, "text": " Like, I promise I'm not Drake, bro."}, {"start": 17098.48, "end": 17119.32, "text": " How happy do you guys think Jinxia is right now?"}, {"start": 17119.32, "end": 17125.76, "text": " How happy do you guys think Jinxia is right now bro?"}, {"start": 17125.760000000002, "end": 17129.920000000002, "text": " So next year you might see me trying to play Goody in a cherry match."}, {"start": 17133.36, "end": 17134.760000000002, "text": " You have a big ass nose."}, {"start": 17136.960000000003, "end": 17137.460000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17142.460000000003, "end": 17143.460000000003, "text": " You got candy?"}, {"start": 17143.760000000002, "end": 17147.460000000003, "text": " Yo, Muda, Muda, brother, how are you even in my chat?"}, {"start": 17147.660000000003, "end": 17151.06, "text": " You got banned off every video game on Planet Earth."}, {"start": 17152.06, "end": 17152.56, "text": " Why are you?"}, {"start": 17152.56, "end": 17153.160000000003, "text": " Yo, Muda."}, {"start": 17153.16, "end": 17159.24, "text": " You quite literally got banned off every video game for cheating in every video game!"}, {"start": 17162.36, "end": 17163.88, "text": " Talk about I got carried."}, {"start": 17164.92, "end": 17170.44, "text": " You couldn't even step on the pitch because there's no DMA in AIMBOT in real life!"}, {"start": 17174.36, "end": 17177.56, "text": " And I should have beat you in that valley in turn, you dirty cheater."}, {"start": 17177.56, "end": 17178.52, "text": " I'm not cheating."}, {"start": 17183.16, "end": 17190.16, "text": " What would have been your goal celebration?"}, {"start": 17190.16, "end": 17194.16, "text": " Y'all actually want to know what my goal celebration was?"}, {"start": 17194.16, "end": 17198.16, "text": " Go ahead, call it cringe. This is what it was going to be."}, {"start": 17198.16, "end": 17201.16, "text": " So imagine I scored the goal, right?"}, {"start": 17201.16, "end": 17207.16, "text": " I would have ran over to the corner of where everybody was at, like this,"}, {"start": 17207.16, "end": 17210.16, "text": " and then I would have went like this, looked in my hands,"}, {"start": 17210.16, "end": 17212.16, "text": " and start a slingin' webz."}, {"start": 17223.16, "end": 17225.16, "text": " Son, oh hell no."}, {"start": 17225.16, "end": 17227.16, "text": " Pin. What's pinned, bro?"}, {"start": 17230.16, "end": 17233.16, "text": " Yes, there is in Euron Reda, which is DMA."}, {"start": 17233.16, "end": 17245.8, "text": " You embarrassed us I okay I I get the trolling but I just don't think you guys actually believe"}, {"start": 17245.8, "end": 17254.12, "text": " that I I get the trolling but like you gotta if you actually have a brain you gotta admit"}, {"start": 17254.12, "end": 17256.239999999998, "text": " I was not given a chance."}, {"start": 17262.2, "end": 17265.559999999998, "text": " Chad, do you guys think I'm going to get Gamer of the Year in 2026?"}, {"start": 17265.719999999998, "end": 17266.6, "text": " Be honest."}, {"start": 17267.96, "end": 17269.32, "text": " Just go ahead and be honest about it."}, {"start": 17269.32, "end": 17272.48, "text": " Do y'all think I'm going to get 2026 Gamer of the Year?"}, {"start": 17272.48, "end": 17273.079999999998, "text": " Be honest."}, {"start": 17275.719999999998, "end": 17277.399999999998, "text": " Maybe Cheater of the Year."}, {"start": 17281.399999999998, "end": 17283.32, "text": " Maybe Cheater of the Year."}, {"start": 17284.12, "end": 17286.12, "text": " Bye"}, {"start": 17300.0, "end": 17305.2, "text": " Yo, don't start with that you shit, I'm serious. I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want to I don't want to see you"}, {"start": 17305.2, "end": 17309.94, "text": " I don't want to see you bro. I don't want to see you. I don't want to see you"}, {"start": 17311.28, "end": 17312.559999999998, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17312.56, "end": 17315.280000000002, "text": " I don't want to see anything bro. I don't want to see anything like..."}, {"start": 17315.28, "end": 17344.28, "text": " I can count the nostril hairs."}, {"start": 17344.28, "end": 17368.36, "text": " Bro, can I show you guys my Cologne collection and you guys tell me if it's bad or good?"}, {"start": 17368.36, "end": 17373.52, "text": " second of a row just so I'm mixing my food. Chad give me a little bit you know."}, {"start": 17375.0, "end": 17381.52, "text": " You guys know I know how to cook meals right? Chad I can cook bro."}, {"start": 17381.52, "end": 17387.12, "text": " I'm a show. I can't cook for shit bro. Chad I'm 21 years old and the only thing"}, {"start": 17387.12, "end": 17389.12, "text": " How do you know how to cook his eggs? Is that bad?"}, {"start": 17397.12, "end": 17398.12, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 17400.12, "end": 17402.12, "text": " Why do you need to know how to cook?"}, {"start": 17403.12, "end": 17405.12, "text": " Why do you need to know how to cook?"}, {"start": 17417.12, "end": 17436.7, "text": " feed yourself dumbass."}, {"start": 17436.7, "end": 17440.719999999998, "text": " Cheating on your diet as well LOL bro."}, {"start": 17440.72, "end": 17447.940000000002, "text": " Anyway, this is my cologne collection."}, {"start": 17447.940000000002, "end": 17451.4, "text": " Now let me know."}, {"start": 17451.4, "end": 17455.440000000002, "text": " Is it good or bad?"}, {"start": 17455.440000000002, "end": 17458.68, "text": " TikTok collection, holy shit."}, {"start": 17458.68, "end": 17461.68, "text": " TikTok collection."}, {"start": 17461.68, "end": 17467.64, "text": " Holy fuck, TikTok collection."}, {"start": 17467.64, "end": 17470.48, "text": " Tractor you unbanned, say walla."}, {"start": 17470.48, "end": 17471.98, "text": " Say walla, say walla."}, {"start": 17482.76, "end": 17483.76, "text": " How do you guys know?"}, {"start": 17487.42, "end": 17488.42, "text": " How do you guys know?"}, {"start": 17527.64, "end": 17532.64, "text": " Really, really guys, really."}, {"start": 17532.64, "end": 17538.64, "text": " You guys don't think that's a little, you guys don't think that's a little like too much,"}, {"start": 17538.64, "end": 17539.64, "text": " bro."}, {"start": 17539.64, "end": 17545.64, "text": " That's what I call a jinxie."}, {"start": 17545.64, "end": 17555.8, "text": " I need to say congratulations, bro."}, {"start": 17555.8, "end": 17557.8, "text": " I need to say congratulations."}, {"start": 17574.3, "end": 17575.8, "text": " I'm ordering Chipotle."}, {"start": 17575.8, "end": 17577.8, "text": " Am I fat if I ordered Chipotle, Jack?"}, {"start": 17580.8, "end": 17583.8, "text": " Am I fat if I ordered Chipotle?"}, {"start": 17585.8, "end": 17592.8, "text": " Am I fast ordering Chipotle?"}, {"start": 17592.8, "end": 17599.8, "text": " And he didn't answer."}, {"start": 17599.8, "end": 17601.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17611.92, "end": 17613.92, "text": " Calling to"}, {"start": 17624.04, "end": 17626.92, "text": " All right, anyway some overwatch chat I"}, {"start": 17626.920000000002, "end": 17633.960000000003, "text": " I mean, bro, the only way I can realistically play Valorant Chat is if I have 30 second delay."}, {"start": 17633.960000000003, "end": 17636.820000000003, "text": " Now, do you guys know what could happen in 30 seconds?"}, {"start": 17636.820000000003, "end": 17638.820000000003, "text": " I could get swatted in 30 seconds."}, {"start": 17638.820000000003, "end": 17640.320000000003, "text": " I could get shot in 30 seconds."}, {"start": 17640.320000000003, "end": 17641.820000000003, "text": " I could have a heart attack in 30 seconds."}, {"start": 17641.820000000003, "end": 17642.820000000003, "text": " I could have a kid in 30 seconds."}, {"start": 17642.820000000003, "end": 17644.320000000003, "text": " I could have sex in 30 seconds."}, {"start": 17644.320000000003, "end": 17645.820000000003, "text": " I could goon in 30 seconds."}, {"start": 17645.820000000003, "end": 17648.620000000003, "text": " I'm not running no 30 second delay on that game, bro."}, {"start": 17648.620000000003, "end": 17649.620000000003, "text": " I don't give a fuck."}, {"start": 17649.620000000003, "end": 17651.920000000002, "text": " Jack, can you even snipe on Overwatch?"}, {"start": 17651.920000000002, "end": 17654.22, "text": " How do you snipe on Overwatch?"}, {"start": 17654.22, "end": 17656.820000000003, "text": " You can't snipe on Overwatch, right, chat?"}, {"start": 17656.82, "end": 17668.9, "text": " like it's hard you it's such a fast-paced game maybe this is supposed to be my game"}, {"start": 17668.9, "end": 17675.3, "text": " bro maybe this is my game bro chat maybe this is my game oh you gonna put in your"}, {"start": 17675.3, "end": 17679.1, "text": " ass this is this that's what you want bro I'm down and what you want bro all"}, {"start": 17679.1, "end": 17684.66, "text": " right let's go oh my god oh my god get out you know my chat is telling me that"}, {"start": 17684.66, "end": 17690.62, "text": " you're gonna smell me bro see this is the shit that praises me off bro"}, {"start": 17690.62, "end": 17693.68, "text": " Ched do I even talk that fast? I feel like some of you guys always tell me on some"}, {"start": 17693.68, "end": 17696.46, "text": " bullshit like I'm fucking like fucking talking fast or some shit I don't talk"}, {"start": 17696.46, "end": 17701.82, "text": " that fast do I? Ched do I talk that fast? Ched do I talk that fast beyond bro do I talk that fast?"}, {"start": 17701.82, "end": 17705.6, "text": " I'm not even gonna lie bro I don't even talk that fast and else I can't wait for everyone to get back on it"}, {"start": 17705.6, "end": 17709.42, "text": " but I need everyone to come back to the original setup so I can like collab"}, {"start": 17709.420000000002, "end": 17716.980000000003, "text": " with people bro because G's G's G's bro G's G's G's G's G's bro G's G's you know"}, {"start": 17716.980000000003, "end": 17719.86, "text": " like I feel like you know like a"}, {"start": 17721.100000000002, "end": 17728.68, "text": " wait chat one sec whoa whoa whoa whoa wait wait wait wait wait chat Selena's"}, {"start": 17728.68, "end": 17735.620000000003, "text": " calling you give me one second fuck the Selena want bro damn"}, {"start": 17739.420000000002, "end": 17746.420000000002, "text": " What's going on Selena, how are you?"}, {"start": 17746.420000000002, "end": 17752.420000000002, "text": " I'm doing pretty good Selena, I missed you, how have you been?"}, {"start": 17752.420000000002, "end": 17759.420000000002, "text": " Uh huh, yeah, nah I've been good, I've been good."}, {"start": 17759.420000000002, "end": 17764.420000000002, "text": " You know, just working, you know, just hard work, just hard work."}, {"start": 17764.420000000002, "end": 17767.140000000003, "text": " You know, I'm just doing a real I'm just doing hard to work right now"}, {"start": 17768.500000000004, "end": 17770.100000000002, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 17770.100000000002, "end": 17772.100000000002, "text": " uh-huh and"}, {"start": 17773.460000000003, "end": 17776.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, just say you miss me you want to come over tonight"}, {"start": 17777.940000000002, "end": 17781.260000000002, "text": " All right sounds good. All right, baby. I love you guys take care"}, {"start": 17794.420000000002, "end": 17802.38, "text": " Man out of the frickin match y'all look at this thing. I'm gonna sleep with this. I'm gonna frame this"}, {"start": 17802.38, "end": 17807.74, "text": " I'm going to I'm going to have I might even have sex with this. I might have sex with this"}, {"start": 17817.460000000003, "end": 17819.460000000003, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 17824.420000000002, "end": 17826.420000000002, "text": " Select your hero."}, {"start": 17830.9, "end": 17834.100000000002, "text": " Baby yeah, oh jay-z, oh, oh, baby yeah"}, {"start": 17837.38, "end": 17839.38, "text": " Boat chat"}, {"start": 17841.86, "end": 17843.86, "text": " Do you guys think I can get top of 100 in this game?"}, {"start": 17846.660000000003, "end": 17851.86, "text": " Do you guys think I can get top of 100 in this game? Maybe if you cheat"}, {"start": 17854.420000000002, "end": 17881.7, "text": " Realistically, how much do I have to learn about this game to get good at it?"}, {"start": 17881.7, "end": 17891.7, "text": " know. I don't even think there's 500 players on the game. Is this game really not dead?"}, {"start": 17891.7, "end": 17909.260000000002, "text": " Chat, like, what does a typical ex-QC stream look like? What game? I want to get into new"}, {"start": 17909.260000000002, "end": 17913.980000000003, "text": " games bro. I can't play Valorant that long anymore because I just get sniped, you know."}, {"start": 17920.620000000003, "end": 17923.02, "text": " Four hours of watching YouTube intro."}, {"start": 17923.02, "end": 17927.58, "text": " Reacts to himself reacting to clips for four hours"}, {"start": 17953.02, "end": 17967.02, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17967.02, "end": 17989.02, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18019.02, "end": 18021.02, "text": " I'm dead"}, {"start": 18028.3, "end": 18034.5, "text": " What how are you this good? I'm not good"}, {"start": 18079.02, "end": 18081.02, "text": " behind"}, {"start": 18089.02, "end": 18091.02, "text": " Is he talking to me? What did I do?"}, {"start": 18100.02, "end": 18102.02, "text": " What did I do wrong? What the fuck?"}, {"start": 18103.02, "end": 18105.02, "text": " Bro I feel like Tracer is just such a hard character to play"}, {"start": 18109.02, "end": 18116.02, "text": " I'm getting hit by the healer."}, {"start": 18139.02, "end": 18165.02, "text": " Oh my god, what's the point of me playing Tracer, am I supposed to be like annoying?"}, {"start": 18169.02, "end": 18174.18, "text": " like I just killed the healer was that good chat was that good killing the healer"}, {"start": 18174.18, "end": 18179.66, "text": " and dying for that was that good yes you know but was that worth it dying to kill"}, {"start": 18179.66, "end": 18183.58, "text": " the healer okay"}, {"start": 18199.02, "end": 18206.02, "text": " nice ult on me"}, {"start": 18229.02, "end": 18253.7, "text": " why are you guys scanning sus"}, {"start": 18253.7, "end": 18255.7, "text": " Oh, boss."}, {"start": 18278.7, "end": 18280.7, "text": " Oh, boss."}, {"start": 18283.7, "end": 18288.7, "text": " already the best overwatch for stuff"}, {"start": 18288.7, "end": 18293.46, "text": " is it bad that I didn't normal rival sponsor yesterday but started playing"}, {"start": 18293.46, "end": 18308.7, "text": " overwatch the day after no it was one"}, {"start": 18313.7, "end": 18331.7, "text": " So, but you know why I like this game? I mean, it's not like my favorite game, but you know"}, {"start": 18331.7, "end": 18337.66, "text": " why I like to get chat is because I'm not getting sniped in it, bro. It's impressive"}, {"start": 18337.66, "end": 18341.66, "text": " I don't know how you have no movement or game sense, but perma-track."}, {"start": 18363.66, "end": 18366.66, "text": " What if they permanently banned me from all games?"}, {"start": 18367.66, "end": 18377.62, "text": " So I'm gonna tell you guys what happened with that fucking ban on R6, that ban was 100%"}, {"start": 18377.62, "end": 18380.82, "text": " targeted by the way."}, {"start": 18380.82, "end": 18382.82, "text": " That ban was 100% targeted."}, {"start": 18382.82, "end": 18391.18, "text": " No, it was not fair."}, {"start": 18391.18, "end": 18408.3, "text": " It's gonna get revoked, but I don't see a world where it doesn't get revoked."}, {"start": 18408.3, "end": 18435.94, "text": " You would be surprised."}, {"start": 18435.94, "end": 18440.94, "text": " What the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 18440.94, "end": 18446.78, "text": " That guy just one time, what gun is that, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 18446.78, "end": 18453.34, "text": " Tracer on defense isn't good."}, {"start": 18453.34, "end": 18455.34, "text": " Reaper, good chat for defense."}, {"start": 18483.34, "end": 18492.58, "text": " What does my last click do?"}, {"start": 18492.58, "end": 18501.1, "text": " My right click."}, {"start": 18501.100000000002, "end": 18527.100000000002, "text": " like where was that where did that guy think he was going to go"}, {"start": 18527.100000000002, "end": 18537.100000000002, "text": " Kill me!"}, {"start": 18537.100000000002, "end": 18547.100000000002, "text": " No, I pressed the wrong button chat!"}, {"start": 18547.100000000002, "end": 18553.100000000002, "text": " No, I pressed the wrong button!"}, {"start": 18553.100000000002, "end": 18558.100000000002, "text": " Wait, is Reaper a shit character? Why are you guys saying, like..."}, {"start": 18583.100000000002, "end": 18602.06, "text": " Should I jump on that circle and ult chat yes or no?"}, {"start": 18602.06, "end": 18608.100000000002, "text": " Alright that was like the worst fucking decision I ever made in my life."}, {"start": 18608.100000000002, "end": 18610.38, "text": " Who said yes in the chat?"}, {"start": 18610.38, "end": 18612.38, "text": " Who said yes in the chat?"}, {"start": 18670.38, "end": 18688.38, "text": " You should play Soldier at the most common of cheats."}, {"start": 18688.38, "end": 18715.780000000002, "text": " was that good or no was that good or no was that good or no"}, {"start": 18745.78, "end": 18747.78, "text": " don't get in my way"}, {"start": 18747.78, "end": 18749.78, "text": " let me know if you have any questions"}, {"start": 18749.78, "end": 18751.78, "text": " don't get in my way"}, {"start": 18751.78, "end": 18753.78, "text": " I like to have a question"}, {"start": 18753.78, "end": 18755.78, "text": " what's your name"}, {"start": 18755.78, "end": 18757.78, "text": " your name"}, {"start": 18757.78, "end": 18759.78, "text": " are you ok"}, {"start": 18759.78, "end": 18761.78, "text": " you can talk"}, {"start": 18761.78, "end": 18763.78, "text": " you can talk"}, {"start": 18763.78, "end": 18765.78, "text": " I'm sorry"}, {"start": 18765.78, "end": 18767.78, "text": " I'm sorry"}, {"start": 18767.78, "end": 18769.78, "text": " I'm sorry"}, {"start": 18769.78, "end": 18771.78, "text": " I'm sorry"}, {"start": 18771.78, "end": 18773.78, "text": " I'm sorry"}, {"start": 18773.78, "end": 18775.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18797.46, "end": 18799.46, "text": " What was that guy kicking bro"}, {"start": 18803.78, "end": 18805.78, "text": " Chava one thing I think dude, what the fuck was that guy doing?"}, {"start": 18833.78, "end": 18848.579999999998, "text": " Was that good or no, was that good or no, was that good or no?"}, {"start": 18848.579999999998, "end": 18856.46, "text": " Alt at 30, chat what does that mean Alt at 30?"}, {"start": 18856.46, "end": 18862.1, "text": " You should play Pharah, she represents you, what does that mean?"}, {"start": 18862.1, "end": 18863.1, "text": " Who's Pharah chat?"}, {"start": 18863.100000000002, "end": 18865.100000000002, "text": " Chad was fair though"}, {"start": 18885.140000000003, "end": 18888.72, "text": " Was that good yes or no was that good yes or no"}, {"start": 18893.100000000002, "end": 18896.940000000002, "text": " Those two kills no"}, {"start": 18915.980000000003, "end": 18918.320000000003, "text": " This guy just took my pants off and fuck"}, {"start": 18923.100000000002, "end": 18936.22, "text": " Don't C9!"}, {"start": 18936.22, "end": 18942.38, "text": " Now surely I get MVP, right chat?"}, {"start": 18942.38, "end": 18946.300000000003, "text": " Sure if you pressed it a couple more times that game I would have healed you."}, {"start": 18946.300000000003, "end": 18951.140000000003, "text": " Uh, yeah I apologize bro you know, I uh, I apologize bro."}, {"start": 18951.14, "end": 18953.14, "text": " Sorry bro, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18958.14, "end": 18960.14, "text": " Is it bad to press that button?"}, {"start": 18965.14, "end": 18967.14, "text": " Is it bad to press that button?"}, {"start": 18971.14, "end": 18973.14, "text": " Is it toxic to press it?"}, {"start": 18973.14, "end": 18975.14, "text": " Is gold good?"}, {"start": 18981.14, "end": 18983.1, "text": " You know what I really, really, really want to play, bro?"}, {"start": 18983.1, "end": 18984.059999999998, "text": " I don't know why."}, {"start": 18984.059999999998, "end": 18986.3, "text": " I just, I'm in the mood for like,"}, {"start": 18986.3, "end": 18988.46, "text": " I might have to do a segment tomorrow"}, {"start": 18988.46, "end": 18992.059999999998, "text": " where we look for skins to buy and we buy skins"}, {"start": 18992.059999999998, "end": 18994.1, "text": " and then we get back on the game, we play the game."}, {"start": 18994.1, "end": 18996.46, "text": " I know majority of you guys believed in me."}, {"start": 18996.46, "end": 18999.22, "text": " Dude, I had so many people"}, {"start": 19000.22, "end": 19003.14, "text": " that were like literally screaming,"}, {"start": 19003.14, "end": 19005.82, "text": " jinxing all over the crowd in England."}, {"start": 19005.82, "end": 19009.02, "text": " It is actually insane how many of y'all are from England."}, {"start": 19009.02, "end": 19010.86, "text": " Like I love y'all, bro."}, {"start": 19010.86, "end": 19016.82, "text": " Crazy like so many English supporters. So many kids are telling me like you got me in the rocket. You got me in the seeds"}, {"start": 19016.82, "end": 19020.0, "text": " You got me in the class some kids were just saying flabba-dabba's all right"}, {"start": 19020.940000000002, "end": 19025.3, "text": " Chot jigsies been asked to be in character bro. I don't know what to tell y'all bro. So y'all ever think I'll have a"}, {"start": 19026.18, "end": 19028.18, "text": " 73,000 viewers on my stream chat"}, {"start": 19028.66, "end": 19030.66, "text": " So y'all ever have that the other half's"}, {"start": 19032.78, "end": 19034.78, "text": " Fuck no hell no"}, {"start": 19034.98, "end": 19036.78, "text": " No"}, {"start": 19036.78, "end": 19039.22, "text": " Never never fuck no never"}, {"start": 19039.22, "end": 19041.22, "text": " That's a rare one"}, {"start": 19051.02, "end": 19053.02, "text": " Really bro"}, {"start": 19054.420000000002, "end": 19056.9, "text": " Maybe if you bought 20,000 V-Bots"}, {"start": 19058.100000000002, "end": 19060.9, "text": " I don't know why I don't know why trophies is on bro. I don't know why trophies is on"}, {"start": 19062.5, "end": 19065.38, "text": " 73,000 Jews what the fuck are you guys saying bro?"}, {"start": 19069.22, "end": 19087.9, "text": " Like, yeah, one of the top three, let's see, top three streamed games in top three PC games"}, {"start": 19087.9, "end": 19094.260000000002, "text": " right now."}, {"start": 19094.260000000002, "end": 19106.260000000002, "text": " Counter-Strike, Minecraft, Roblox, Fortnite, League of Legends, Sims 4, Overwatch, Valorant, Rocket League, Dota 2, where the fuck is Rainbow Six Siege?"}, {"start": 19108.260000000002, "end": 19110.260000000002, "text": " Am I missing something?"}, {"start": 19110.260000000002, "end": 19112.260000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 19112.260000000002, "end": 19122.780000000002, "text": " bro maybe our six was dead but bro I don't know why but that game was so fun"}, {"start": 19122.780000000002, "end": 19130.140000000003, "text": " to play I actually don't know why she loved that game bro"}, {"start": 19130.14, "end": 19155.26, "text": " Yeah, it's CS2 really that big of a game."}, {"start": 19155.260000000002, "end": 19158.140000000003, "text": " What's the biggest chat? What's the biggest?"}, {"start": 19160.820000000003, "end": 19166.260000000002, "text": " What do you guys think the biggest game out right now is?"}, {"start": 19173.940000000002, "end": 19176.660000000003, "text": " There's no way you guys are saying apex apex isn't even on the list."}, {"start": 19176.66, "end": 19184.66, "text": " Okay, let me ask you guys a different question."}, {"start": 19184.66, "end": 19186.46, "text": " Tell me, ask you guys a different question."}, {"start": 19186.46, "end": 19191.26, "text": " What's the funnest game to watch and play on stream?"}, {"start": 19191.26, "end": 19193.26, "text": " Mods, run a pool."}, {"start": 19193.26, "end": 19196.26, "text": " Mods, can we run a pool mods?"}, {"start": 19196.26, "end": 19198.3, "text": " Mods, run a pool."}, {"start": 19198.3, "end": 19202.66, "text": " Overwatch, Valorant, League of Legends, Apex, CSGO, Rocket League."}, {"start": 19202.66, "end": 19203.66, "text": " Mods, run a pool."}, {"start": 19203.66, "end": 19204.66, "text": " I'm going to get my food."}, {"start": 19204.66, "end": 19206.66, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 19208.66, "end": 19210.66, "text": " Unada, what you say?"}, {"start": 19210.66, "end": 19212.66, "text": " Unada, unada."}, {"start": 19220.66, "end": 19222.66, "text": " Watch out, work it out. Nah."}, {"start": 19222.66, "end": 19224.66, "text": " It's good."}, {"start": 19224.66, "end": 19226.66, "text": " What, what?"}, {"start": 19226.66, "end": 19228.66, "text": " I'm on fucking life time."}, {"start": 19228.66, "end": 19230.66, "text": " Clear."}, {"start": 19230.66, "end": 19232.66, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 19232.66, "end": 19234.66, "text": " So I just don't have any mods, huh?"}, {"start": 19235.66, "end": 19238.5, "text": " So I just don't have any mods really wow"}, {"start": 19240.34, "end": 19242.34, "text": " So I just don't have any mods, huh?"}, {"start": 19248.5, "end": 19250.579999999998, "text": " Wow really"}, {"start": 19250.58, "end": 19267.760000000002, "text": " Fortnite Overwatch CSGO Apex Valorant chat. What is the most fun game to watch and play?"}, {"start": 19267.760000000002, "end": 19274.960000000003, "text": " Everyone voting this poll before everyone thinks I have view bots. Please bro. Everyone's gonna"}, {"start": 19274.960000000003, "end": 19277.68, "text": " think I have view bots if you guys don't vote in this poll bro. Please. You need to vote in"}, {"start": 19277.68, "end": 19278.68, "text": " Let's pull, please."}, {"start": 19284.78, "end": 19286.18, "text": " Where's League of Legends?"}, {"start": 19307.68, "end": 19321.64, "text": " bro chat the thing is though you don't want to see me play chat you guys don't"}, {"start": 19321.64, "end": 19329.52, "text": " want to see me play our League of Legends bro chat I don't fight told y'all"}, {"start": 19329.52, "end": 19336.08, "text": " bro I'm telling you guys I played League of Legends and died and lost to the"}, {"start": 19336.08, "end": 19342.640000000003, "text": " tutorial minions. Alright? Do any of y'all know what that means, bro? Bro, tutorial"}, {"start": 19342.640000000003, "end": 19349.760000000002, "text": " minions. And then I also forward an uninstalled League of Legends. Wallahi. I swear to God."}, {"start": 19366.08, "end": 19369.08, "text": " Oh, there's a new poll."}, {"start": 19376.08, "end": 19380.08, "text": " Wait, wait, I have a question."}, {"start": 19380.08, "end": 19388.08, "text": " I have a question. Do you guys think CS is only big because of the market and the skins?"}, {"start": 19396.08, "end": 19403.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19426.08, "end": 19449.68, "text": " Yeah, we'll look at Tracer."}, {"start": 19449.68, "end": 19454.68, "text": " Where's May?"}, {"start": 19454.68, "end": 19472.68, "text": " Yeah, I am."}, {"start": 19472.68, "end": 19474.68, "text": " Yeah, I am"}, {"start": 19484.36, "end": 19487.760000000002, "text": " Holy shit, you chew like a fucking camel"}, {"start": 19532.68, "end": 19543.68, "text": " 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, attack, miss, I spot the kill."}, {"start": 19543.68, "end": 19548.16, "text": " Wait how do I join the tank?"}, {"start": 19548.16, "end": 19558.16, "text": " I don't understand why you have to like join."}, {"start": 19558.16, "end": 19580.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19640.16, "end": 19659.32, "text": " I mean that's what happens bro I missed my-"}, {"start": 19659.32, "end": 19672.36, "text": " Are you serious that's how I fucking die I miss my and I miss my old"}, {"start": 19672.36, "end": 19676.96, "text": " But why are you guys all saying play ash who's ash"}, {"start": 19676.96, "end": 19689.379999999997, "text": " Is there I played this character before child I don't like her I didn't play as"}, {"start": 19689.38, "end": 19693.420000000002, "text": " character I don't like this character"}, {"start": 19704.940000000002, "end": 19708.18, "text": " oh whoa"}, {"start": 19708.18, "end": 19718.18, "text": " Why does that dynamite take so long to blow up?"}, {"start": 19718.18, "end": 19720.18, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 19728.18, "end": 19730.18, "text": " Oh, this is hard."}, {"start": 19744.18, "end": 19746.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19808.18, "end": 19809.18, "text": " Let's catch up."}, {"start": 19827.18, "end": 19834.18, "text": " Jack, if you're a better at Tracer and better at Genji, who's better?"}, {"start": 19834.18, "end": 19840.74, "text": " Like if you get really one good play that's really good on Genji and really a really good player on Tracer and they won V1 who would win"}, {"start": 19864.18, "end": 19866.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19876.260000000002, "end": 19878.260000000002, "text": " Type 1"}, {"start": 19879.34, "end": 19883.82, "text": " What chat type one if you came from the G.C. Rayba"}, {"start": 19894.18, "end": 19923.3, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm doing here."}, {"start": 19923.3, "end": 19931.52, "text": " I don't know how to play this game bro. It's like hard bro. I don't know how to explain it bro"}, {"start": 19931.52, "end": 19933.52, "text": " I'm just getting like"}, {"start": 19933.98, "end": 19939.16, "text": " I'm not alive. I don't know wait. This is round one. Did we win or no? Can I get off this game yet or no?"}, {"start": 19939.739999999998, "end": 19941.739999999998, "text": " Should I try CS?"}, {"start": 19944.14, "end": 19946.14, "text": " Should I try CS?"}, {"start": 19953.3, "end": 19966.739999999998, "text": " Bochab, the day I try, League of Legends, is the day I have a higher IQ of 35."}, {"start": 19966.739999999998, "end": 19974.34, "text": " Chaboma tell you Bo, League of Legends, I probably genuinely have like maybe 5 hours"}, {"start": 19974.34, "end": 19976.34, "text": " again"}, {"start": 19981.82, "end": 19986.0, "text": " To find success we must search in harmony"}, {"start": 20016.0, "end": 20019.4, "text": " crash out on him, when we were on stream together bro."}, {"start": 20019.4, "end": 20025.9, "text": " I was actually like, you asked my chat, well Lahi I was like, I need to hold back bro."}, {"start": 20025.9, "end": 20026.9, "text": " I need to hold back."}, {"start": 20076.0, "end": 20082.72, "text": " Actually a cheater close enough this this this only why don't you come try Rainbow Six Siege only only"}, {"start": 20084.0, "end": 20086.0, "text": " Come play Rainbow Six Siege only"}, {"start": 20097.48, "end": 20099.48, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 20106.0, "end": 20116.8, "text": " I got my rank one in CS legit little bro."}, {"start": 20116.8, "end": 20121.2, "text": " Well only because the only fucking rank one thing you have is your fucking inventory,"}, {"start": 20121.2, "end": 20122.2, "text": " bro."}, {"start": 20122.2, "end": 20127.52, "text": " Get the fuck, yo, get the fuck, bro."}, {"start": 20127.52, "end": 20130.08, "text": " I love how he was like, bro."}, {"start": 20130.08, "end": 20136.440000000002, "text": " but this guy was like all right I have a way to test this theory only pixel"}, {"start": 20136.440000000002, "end": 20141.84, "text": " come on rainbow six siege and if you play as good as Muta then Muta's not"}, {"start": 20141.84, "end": 20147.920000000002, "text": " cheating what I don't have any sense"}, {"start": 20147.920000000002, "end": 20154.920000000002, "text": " I'm not sure if I'm gonna get a kill or not, but I'm not sure if I'm gonna get a kill or not."}, {"start": 20207.920000000002, "end": 20214.36, "text": " I mean this game is just so like not my style bro. It's just so hard and fast-paced"}, {"start": 20218.280000000002, "end": 20220.920000000002, "text": " And I just saw a monkey jump on my screen like what was that?"}, {"start": 20237.920000000002, "end": 20267.36, "text": " like what am i even versing what is this how this fucking game bro please"}, {"start": 20267.36, "end": 20272.36, "text": " I can't play this game. I don't know what's going on in that game. I actually don't."}, {"start": 20272.36, "end": 20278.36, "text": " Alright, mods. CS GO, Rocket League or Apex. Run a pool, run a pool, run a pool, run a pool."}, {"start": 20278.36, "end": 20284.36, "text": " Chat CS GO, Rocket League or Apex. Mods, run a pool."}, {"start": 20284.36, "end": 20288.36, "text": " Now beware chat. I don't have skins on the, chat I don't have skins on this game bro."}, {"start": 20288.36, "end": 20293.36, "text": " I don't have skins on CS chat so, mood up, play CS but open cases."}, {"start": 20297.36, "end": 20298.96, "text": " Don't do this to me bro, please."}, {"start": 20300.72, "end": 20302.0, "text": " Don't do this to me bro, please."}, {"start": 20302.0, "end": 20303.0, "text": " Well then, don't do this to me."}, {"start": 20313.24, "end": 20314.68, "text": " Well then, don't do this to me bro."}, {"start": 20327.36, "end": 20339.88, "text": " Muto, we said you're not allowed to eat your- you're our slave?"}, {"start": 20339.88, "end": 20345.88, "text": " Where the fuck was that message?"}, {"start": 20345.88, "end": 20352.920000000002, "text": " Alright, C.S."}, {"start": 20352.920000000002, "end": 20354.920000000002, "text": " Rocket League or Apex?"}, {"start": 20356.760000000002, "end": 20358.760000000002, "text": " Oh wait, Jack, do I even have Faceit?"}, {"start": 20369.320000000003, "end": 20371.320000000003, "text": " I got banned on Faceit."}, {"start": 20375.320000000003, "end": 20377.320000000003, "text": " Why am I banned on Faceit?"}, {"start": 20377.32, "end": 20379.32, "text": " It's"}, {"start": 20382.82, "end": 20384.82, "text": " Bull"}, {"start": 20386.82, "end": 20388.82, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 20394.82, "end": 20396.82, "text": " I'm trolling John"}, {"start": 20398.32, "end": 20401.82, "text": " Please run the anti-cheat. I'm watching the anti-cheat as well"}, {"start": 20407.32, "end": 20427.88, "text": " Uh, starting services, hey Siri FaceTime, Jess!"}, {"start": 20427.88, "end": 20430.88, "text": " a FaceTime call to Jess."}, {"start": 20430.88, "end": 20434.88, "text": " Do I look good?"}, {"start": 20434.88, "end": 20435.88, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20435.88, "end": 20437.88, "text": " Do we look good?"}, {"start": 20437.88, "end": 20438.88, "text": " No."}, {"start": 20438.88, "end": 20439.88, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20439.88, "end": 20440.88, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 20440.88, "end": 20447.88, "text": " I'm trying to say, this is my cable, not work."}, {"start": 20447.88, "end": 20452.88, "text": " You look very, you look very good today."}, {"start": 20452.88, "end": 20453.88, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 20453.88, "end": 20455.32, "text": " Thanks"}, {"start": 20455.32, "end": 20459.36, "text": " So, uh, yeah, what is your verdict? Do you think I'm cheating on rainbow six seeds? Be honest"}, {"start": 20465.16, "end": 20472.64, "text": " Jess can we get married tonight, but I think you're really stupid like you just you're admitting to things you do not"}, {"start": 20483.88, "end": 20487.88, "text": " You're not making a good case for yourself, but I did believe you. I don't think you cheated."}, {"start": 20487.88, "end": 20489.88, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 20489.88, "end": 20491.88, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 20491.88, "end": 20493.88, "text": " Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 20493.88, "end": 20495.88, "text": " My game, this shit will not fuck up."}, {"start": 20495.88, "end": 20497.88, "text": " It's okay, I'll contact Riot Games and I'll get that fixed for you."}, {"start": 20497.88, "end": 20499.88, "text": " Please do."}, {"start": 20499.88, "end": 20501.88, "text": " Alright, I'll talk to you later."}, {"start": 20501.88, "end": 20503.88, "text": " Okay, bye."}, {"start": 20503.88, "end": 20507.88, "text": " Chat, what was my email address for Faceit?"}, {"start": 20507.88, "end": 20509.88, "text": " I forgot, bro."}, {"start": 20509.88, "end": 20517.88, "text": " Does anybody know my email address for Faceit?"}, {"start": 20517.88, "end": 20522.440000000002, "text": " Bar eyes, she got doxed."}, {"start": 20522.440000000002, "end": 20528.2, "text": " She got doxed in my chat."}, {"start": 20528.2, "end": 20530.08, "text": " Your credentials are invalid."}, {"start": 20530.08, "end": 20533.68, "text": " Oh, there you go."}, {"start": 20533.68, "end": 20534.68, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 20534.68, "end": 20537.440000000002, "text": " Alright chat, I'm gonna open up Steam."}, {"start": 20537.440000000002, "end": 20538.440000000002, "text": " Let's open up CS."}, {"start": 20538.44, "end": 20542.92, "text": " Yes, bro chat. Do you guys think I'm good at this game yay? Nay, or gay chat?"}, {"start": 20542.92, "end": 20546.719999999998, "text": " Do you guys think I'm good at CS yay? Nay, or gay yay? Nay, or gay"}, {"start": 20547.199999999997, "end": 20550.6, "text": " Chat yay. Nay, or gay be honest yay. Nay, or gay be honest"}, {"start": 20551.44, "end": 20554.8, "text": " Why are you guys linking my old cheating fucking email bro?"}, {"start": 20555.44, "end": 20561.239999999998, "text": " No, no, bro. Stop bro. Stop. It's not funny, bro. It's not funny. It's not funny, bro. It's not funny"}, {"start": 20565.199999999997, "end": 20567.64, "text": " It's not funny, bro. All right fine match"}, {"start": 20568.44, "end": 20575.44, "text": " Now let's see, is CS go dead or res?"}, {"start": 20575.44, "end": 20580.44, "text": " Is CS go dead or res?"}, {"start": 20598.44, "end": 20616.48, "text": " channel we go to know channel we go to my PC girl what happened am I good channel we"}, {"start": 20616.48, "end": 20617.48, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 20631.48, "end": 20634.48, "text": " So I have a question for you guys."}, {"start": 20634.48, "end": 20645.88, "text": " If this were to ever happen to me, do you guys think I would play the Clara role or"}, {"start": 20645.88, "end": 20647.88, "text": " or just admit to it, to be honest."}, {"start": 20647.88, "end": 20651.88, "text": " Stop shooting me!"}, {"start": 20651.88, "end": 20653.88, "text": " You motherfucker!"}, {"start": 20662.88, "end": 20664.88, "text": " Motherfucker!"}, {"start": 20664.88, "end": 20667.88, "text": " Hello, Sif, how are you?"}, {"start": 20667.88, "end": 20669.88, "text": " Hello, babe."}, {"start": 20669.88, "end": 20671.88, "text": " Oh, Dave."}, {"start": 20671.88, "end": 20674.88, "text": " Oh, my bad."}, {"start": 20674.88, "end": 20677.88, "text": " I'm different, I'm different, okay."}, {"start": 20680.88, "end": 20681.88, "text": " Oh snap!"}, {"start": 20683.88, "end": 20686.88, "text": " Oh, so we got an AFK already, that's nice."}, {"start": 20686.88, "end": 20688.88, "text": " Lose AFK, that's good."}, {"start": 20690.88, "end": 20692.88, "text": " You're in the clear, thank you Alchemist."}, {"start": 20698.88, "end": 20700.88, "text": " Clips, oh no, Eric, no, don't do it!"}, {"start": 20704.88, "end": 20718.56, "text": " Oh, what the mid, mid, and all mid."}, {"start": 20718.56, "end": 20719.56, "text": " Someone down banana?"}, {"start": 20719.56, "end": 20720.56, "text": " They're on site already."}, {"start": 20720.56, "end": 20721.56, "text": " Oh, they're on site."}, {"start": 20721.56, "end": 20722.56, "text": " Okay, I'm rotating."}, {"start": 20722.56, "end": 20723.56, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 20723.56, "end": 20724.56, "text": " Uh, jump man XO."}, {"start": 20724.56, "end": 20725.56, "text": " Thank you very much for that follow."}, {"start": 20725.56, "end": 20726.56, "text": " Welcome to the dumpling empire."}, {"start": 20726.56, "end": 20727.56, "text": " Oh shit, I just saw one."}, {"start": 20727.56, "end": 20728.56, "text": " Construction watch out purple."}, {"start": 20728.56, "end": 20729.56, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 20729.56, "end": 20730.56, "text": " I'm the armor."}, {"start": 20730.56, "end": 20735.16, "text": " Construction watch out purple. Oh shit. I'm scared"}, {"start": 20740.16, "end": 20743.960000000003, "text": " I mean even with hacks this is gonna be like the worst player ever seen in my entire life"}, {"start": 20744.600000000002, "end": 20748.66, "text": " No, like I'm not gonna lie bro. Holy fuck. This is the worst player ever"}, {"start": 20756.0, "end": 20758.0, "text": " Stupid dude"}, {"start": 20758.0, "end": 20763.0, "text": " Thank you very much though. Welcome to the dumpling empire. My name is Miss Q Gemini."}, {"start": 20763.0, "end": 20768.0, "text": " Welcome. Um, we're, we're trying to not be a noob."}, {"start": 20768.0, "end": 20773.0, "text": " Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my fucking god!"}, {"start": 20773.0, "end": 20779.0, "text": " Yo, you guys, um, do you guys ever get that, uh, that weird glitch in CSGO where this shows your rank?"}, {"start": 20779.0, "end": 20781.0, "text": " It shows everyone's rank?"}, {"start": 20788.0, "end": 20814.2, "text": " Because my game, I played the other game, but I promise you guys, first of all, you"}, {"start": 20814.2, "end": 20821.58, "text": " I need to be the most stupidest human being on earth to ever cheat on stream."}, {"start": 20821.58, "end": 20824.58, "text": " Second of all, cheating is bad."}, {"start": 20824.58, "end": 20825.86, "text": " Guys don't cheat, bro."}, {"start": 20825.86, "end": 20828.9, "text": " I was young, very young and immature."}, {"start": 20828.9, "end": 20830.38, "text": " So I want y'all to understand that right now, bro."}, {"start": 20830.38, "end": 20831.74, "text": " I want y'all to understand that right now."}, {"start": 20831.74, "end": 20833.54, "text": " I was very young and very immature."}, {"start": 20833.54, "end": 20834.54, "text": " Alright?"}, {"start": 20834.54, "end": 20835.54, "text": " And that's in the past, bro."}, {"start": 20835.54, "end": 20836.54, "text": " That's in the past."}, {"start": 20836.54, "end": 20840.86, "text": " You are now talking to a formal rank one and two different contests on Valorant."}, {"start": 20840.86, "end": 20846.7, "text": " soon to be rank one on champion on siege but unfortunately we got banned."}, {"start": 20846.7, "end": 20851.38, "text": " Six months ago, listen bro, I had COVID right and you know I'm not going to say"}, {"start": 20851.38, "end": 20855.98, "text": " this as an excuse I'm not a perfect human being but I think I had COVID and the"}, {"start": 20855.98, "end": 20858.86, "text": " sickness played with my head a little bit and I ended up downloading rush"}, {"start": 20858.86, "end": 20866.66, "text": " cheats. You need to be stupidest motherfucker to ever cheat on stream"}, {"start": 20866.66, "end": 20869.54, "text": " Like one law you need to be retarded to be cheap to cheat on stream"}, {"start": 20870.1, "end": 20875.18, "text": " Cuz literally anything can go wrong your webcam can fall on the monitor look at the monitor. I"}, {"start": 20876.34, "end": 20880.46, "text": " Don't know. I don't know like I just stupid. Why would you ever do this on stream ever?"}, {"start": 20880.46, "end": 20885.26, "text": " I played the other day with rock and he got that and now I have it"}, {"start": 20894.26, "end": 20896.26, "text": " Who the fuck is rock by the way"}, {"start": 20896.66, "end": 20903.94, "text": " Why did she just, why did she just like suss rock out for no reason?"}, {"start": 20903.94, "end": 20908.1, "text": " Rock is sitting there smurfing in global elite elo."}, {"start": 20908.1, "end": 20912.06, "text": " Ah na na na na na."}, {"start": 20912.06, "end": 20915.82, "text": " Next thing you know, Clara absolutely fries him."}, {"start": 20915.82, "end": 20918.82, "text": " I don't know what's why."}, {"start": 20918.82, "end": 20919.82, "text": " It's weird."}, {"start": 20919.82, "end": 20920.82, "text": " See that?"}, {"start": 20920.82, "end": 20926.18, "text": " This is the most cringiest I have ever."}, {"start": 20926.18, "end": 20929.8, "text": " China is the most cringiest out of it all once she just does this"}, {"start": 20932.74, "end": 20935.260000000002, "text": " Wait, what the fuck Clara"}, {"start": 20937.38, "end": 20939.54, "text": " Hold on Clara give me one second"}, {"start": 20940.38, "end": 20941.86, "text": " Clara"}, {"start": 20941.86, "end": 20944.46, "text": " Let me just message this girl. Give me one second. Why?"}, {"start": 20946.94, "end": 20948.94, "text": " Clara"}, {"start": 20949.58, "end": 20951.58, "text": " Really"}, {"start": 20951.58, "end": 20959.660000000003, "text": " Clara, Clara, Clara. Clara, what are we gonna do with you, Clara? Clara, what are we gonna"}, {"start": 20959.660000000003, "end": 20960.660000000003, "text": " do with you, Clara?"}, {"start": 20960.660000000003, "end": 20968.7, "text": " What the fuck is this on my computer right now? Where is this? How do I close this?"}, {"start": 20968.7, "end": 20971.820000000003, "text": " You'll rock, I need some help because I don't know what I'm looking at right now."}, {"start": 20971.820000000003, "end": 20978.86, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 20978.86, "end": 20984.100000000002, "text": " Clara likes Selena to you. No, bro. Hey Siri FaceTime Selena"}, {"start": 20986.02, "end": 20988.02, "text": " Starting a FaceTime call to Sala"}, {"start": 20991.3, "end": 20993.3, "text": " Fuck is that"}, {"start": 20995.5, "end": 20998.100000000002, "text": " Well, hello, I don't know why this FaceTime but"}, {"start": 21003.22, "end": 21006.02, "text": " She was at my house earlier today, what the actual fuck"}, {"start": 21006.02, "end": 21012.18, "text": " Yo, Rock, do you remember when fucking Clara got the fucking backbant?"}, {"start": 21012.18, "end": 21016.46, "text": " I'm gonna kill this girl, I'm literally gonna kill her."}, {"start": 21016.46, "end": 21020.14, "text": " She promised me she didn't use it on my PC, I'm fucking done."}, {"start": 21020.14, "end": 21025.3, "text": " She was here today and I was watching her, why the fuck, why the fuck, okay, I need"}, {"start": 21025.3, "end": 21026.3, "text": " to abandon this mask."}, {"start": 21026.3, "end": 21027.3, "text": " Fuck this girl, seriously."}, {"start": 21027.3, "end": 21029.3, "text": " Fuck this girl. Seriously?"}, {"start": 21031.3, "end": 21034.3, "text": " Aw, chat, that's such a bitch for real for real."}, {"start": 21035.3, "end": 21038.3, "text": " Chat, Clara a bitch for real for real."}, {"start": 21039.3, "end": 21041.3, "text": " Clara a bitch for real for real chat."}, {"start": 21042.3, "end": 21043.3, "text": " No, anyway."}, {"start": 21044.3, "end": 21047.3, "text": " Time for the real hacks."}, {"start": 21057.3, "end": 21071.54, "text": " why does my game feel like it's on 60 Hertz"}, {"start": 21077.54, "end": 21080.739999999998, "text": " no it's on 500"}, {"start": 21087.3, "end": 21103.02, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21103.02, "end": 21105.7, "text": " book one of the book one of the book one of the"}, {"start": 21105.7, "end": 21107.7, "text": " YES!"}, {"start": 21107.7, "end": 21109.7, "text": " YES!"}, {"start": 21109.7, "end": 21111.7, "text": " yo imma push a little bit"}, {"start": 21111.7, "end": 21113.7, "text": " can you play 2d3"}, {"start": 21113.7, "end": 21115.7, "text": " lets make this right"}, {"start": 21115.7, "end": 21117.7, "text": " you got to run to the early"}, {"start": 21117.7, "end": 21119.7, "text": " you can just run to the easy"}, {"start": 21119.7, "end": 21121.7, "text": " ok"}, {"start": 21123.7, "end": 21125.7, "text": " who are you looking at bro"}, {"start": 21125.7, "end": 21127.7, "text": " who are you looking at bro"}, {"start": 21127.7, "end": 21129.7, "text": " who are you all looking at"}, {"start": 21129.7, "end": 21131.7, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 21131.7, "end": 21133.7, "text": " chill, lets play"}, {"start": 21133.7, "end": 21144.8, "text": " You guys know you're currently talking to the best violent player in the world right now, right?"}, {"start": 21144.8, "end": 21150.96, "text": " Rank 1 and 2 different, Rank 1 and 2 different contents, you know that right Mr. Sir?"}, {"start": 21150.96, "end": 21159.84, "text": " Rank 1 and 2 different continents, y'all know that right?"}, {"start": 21159.84, "end": 21162.399999999998, "text": " Man, I will move too, first wave."}, {"start": 21162.399999999998, "end": 21163.399999999998, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 21163.399999999998, "end": 21168.52, "text": " You guys know rank 1 and 2 different continents, right?"}, {"start": 21168.52, "end": 21171.2, "text": " We don't give a fuck, shut up, retard."}, {"start": 21171.2, "end": 21175.68, "text": " Like in Valorant, rank 1 and 2 different continents?"}, {"start": 21175.68, "end": 21179.079999999998, "text": " Holy fuck, bro."}, {"start": 21179.08, "end": 21186.08, "text": " to"}, {"start": 21186.08, "end": 21190.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21190.08, "end": 21193.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21193.08, "end": 21197.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21197.08, "end": 21202.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21202.08, "end": 21208.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21208.08, "end": 21210.08, "text": " BOOM"}, {"start": 21214.08, "end": 21218.68, "text": " Every time my game crashes, I have PTSD of me getting banned. I don't know why"}, {"start": 21221.600000000002, "end": 21225.68, "text": " Like I actually have PTSD every time every time I have PTSD"}, {"start": 21231.56, "end": 21233.56, "text": " My game just crashed"}, {"start": 21234.480000000003, "end": 21236.480000000003, "text": " Flamera"}, {"start": 21238.08, "end": 21244.0, "text": " I'm sorry guys my PC crashed by the way break one of the different"}, {"start": 21244.0, "end": 21244.5, "text": " God, man."}, {"start": 21244.5, "end": 21247.0, "text": " Bro, do you stop talking, or do you just, like, no talking?"}, {"start": 21250.6, "end": 21251.6, "text": " Wanna push me down again?"}, {"start": 21252.2, "end": 21253.0, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna sit lower."}, {"start": 21255.3, "end": 21256.0, "text": " Right here?"}, {"start": 21256.0, "end": 21256.5, "text": " Left here."}, {"start": 21264.5, "end": 21265.0, "text": " I'll bait for you."}, {"start": 21268.1, "end": 21269.0, "text": " I'll take one."}, {"start": 21274.0, "end": 21276.0, "text": " How long?"}, {"start": 21278.0, "end": 21280.0, "text": " How long?"}, {"start": 21280.0, "end": 21281.0, "text": " What said?"}, {"start": 21281.0, "end": 21282.0, "text": " How long?"}, {"start": 21286.0, "end": 21287.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21288.0, "end": 21289.0, "text": " What? No!"}, {"start": 21289.0, "end": 21290.0, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 21290.0, "end": 21291.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21300.0, "end": 21302.0, "text": " Nice, nice, nice."}, {"start": 21302.0, "end": 21319.44, "text": " the shot. Nice guys, good chat. No cash, it's your bitch ass up, right? You fucking pussy."}, {"start": 21319.44, "end": 21323.44, "text": " Remember talking about that again. You understand me? Cash? Patel? You fucking ugly fuck?"}, {"start": 21353.44, "end": 21355.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21355.44, "end": 21357.44, "text": " Shoot him"}, {"start": 21369.94, "end": 21371.94, "text": " You guys know what's weird, bro"}, {"start": 21374.16, "end": 21376.739999999998, "text": " Said I can't play stretched I don't know why"}, {"start": 21376.74, "end": 21378.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21382.140000000003, "end": 21384.140000000003, "text": " Look at that you can't I don't know why"}, {"start": 21392.420000000002, "end": 21394.420000000002, "text": " Break on the two different continents you guys didn't know about"}, {"start": 21398.66, "end": 21400.66, "text": " North America and"}, {"start": 21406.74, "end": 21407.84, "text": " Throw in the grenade!"}, {"start": 21408.34, "end": 21409.34, "text": " Throw in the grenade!"}, {"start": 21409.9, "end": 21410.9, "text": " Throw in the grenade!"}, {"start": 21413.54, "end": 21414.54, "text": " Grenade out!"}, {"start": 21418.24, "end": 21419.24, "text": " Throw in smoke!"}, {"start": 21419.84, "end": 21420.84, "text": " Throw in flashbang!"}, {"start": 21423.54, "end": 21424.34, "text": " Short on short!"}, {"start": 21424.34, "end": 21425.34, "text": " Throw in flashbang!"}, {"start": 21426.34, "end": 21427.34, "text": " It's dangerous!"}, {"start": 21433.24, "end": 21434.04, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 21434.04, "end": 21435.04, "text": " Right!"}, {"start": 21435.54, "end": 21436.34, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 21436.34, "end": 21440.74, "text": " Right am I gay am I gay yeah"}, {"start": 21442.86, "end": 21445.14, "text": " It's just cheating three headshots men"}, {"start": 21445.14, "end": 21466.86, "text": " Dude I fucking hate cheaters like genuinely chat like I actually fucking hate cheaters bro"}, {"start": 21466.86, "end": 21487.22, "text": " Nice try bro, nice try."}, {"start": 21487.22, "end": 21493.7, "text": " Like is everyone in CS like addicted to putting their car as their plop-upter?"}, {"start": 21523.7, "end": 21530.7, "text": " My name is Muda and I'm gonna show you why I'm the best player in the world."}, {"start": 21553.7, "end": 21582.62, "text": " Hey bro, break by the two different contents, give me one sec, let me flank bro."}, {"start": 21582.62, "end": 21589.62, "text": " One shot, one shot, one shot."}, {"start": 21589.62, "end": 21597.62, "text": " Are you guys fucking stupid?"}, {"start": 21597.62, "end": 21600.62, "text": " How do you blend it on me, you fucking dumb fucks."}, {"start": 21600.62, "end": 21602.62, "text": " You dumb stupid fucks."}, {"start": 21602.62, "end": 21606.62, "text": " How the fuck do you blend it on me, you fucking dumbass."}, {"start": 21606.62, "end": 21608.62, "text": " You ugly, ugly, ugly fuck."}, {"start": 21608.62, "end": 21611.62, "text": " How the fuck do you find that blend on me, you stupid fuck."}, {"start": 21611.62, "end": 21613.62, "text": " Tell me, tell me what's inside"}, {"start": 21615.02, "end": 21620.18, "text": " I had a teammate, my teammate ran the spawn the save is done. You guys are blaming on me?"}, {"start": 21731.62, "end": 21738.62, "text": " Oh, I lost him."}, {"start": 21738.62, "end": 21747.62, "text": " Like, why?"}, {"start": 21747.62, "end": 21749.62, "text": " Like, why?"}, {"start": 21749.62, "end": 21757.62, "text": " Why can't you see me?"}, {"start": 21757.62, "end": 21786.64, "text": " So I can just be honest with you guys, who has more ads on my stream, me or Jinxy, be"}, {"start": 21786.64, "end": 21790.72, "text": " be honest like well actually be honest and what law he be honest"}, {"start": 21796.8, "end": 21802.92, "text": " how is that possible my ads are really turned off bro I don't have ads on my"}, {"start": 21802.92, "end": 21812.88, "text": " stream bro chat I literally run chat you guys know you guys know that I"}, {"start": 21812.88, "end": 21815.04, "text": " I literally don't have ads and I stream for free"}, {"start": 21816.2, "end": 21819.74, "text": " No, no, I'm not even trolling bro. I'm not even trolling chat. I literally run no ads bro. I"}, {"start": 21821.52, "end": 21823.52, "text": " Don't you know?"}, {"start": 21831.760000000002, "end": 21833.760000000002, "text": " Show your dashboard to prove it"}, {"start": 21835.88, "end": 21837.88, "text": " Okay, I will here"}, {"start": 21838.600000000002, "end": 21842.72, "text": " You know, well, I will show my dashboard why because bro, I'm not I'm not a liar, bro"}, {"start": 21842.88, "end": 21843.88, "text": " I'm not a liar."}, {"start": 21872.88, "end": 21899.440000000002, "text": " I was the same size in 2023 and in 2026 I was the same size that I always used to average"}, {"start": 21899.44, "end": 21903.44, "text": " this much viewers bro it's just how it was bro"}, {"start": 21911.44, "end": 21917.379999999997, "text": " one on bikini bottom bikini bottom bikini bottom bikini booty the kitty"}, {"start": 21917.38, "end": 21919.38, "text": " Boaty and varsity gaming"}, {"start": 21929.08, "end": 21931.08, "text": " Triapolis, Triapolis"}, {"start": 21935.38, "end": 21937.940000000002, "text": " Triapolis running down the mid under it's a B"}, {"start": 21937.94, "end": 21947.16, "text": " I don't know about purpose is baiting. I don't know what he has to"}, {"start": 21957.48, "end": 21960.62, "text": " Well cash Patel, but why are you just such an angry human though?"}, {"start": 21960.62, "end": 21965.62, "text": " Dude, honestly it was not that angry, I was just like, dude, your voice is so fucking annoying."}, {"start": 21965.62, "end": 21969.62, "text": " Well dude, like, why don't you treat people with kindness, bro? I don't understand, it's free."}, {"start": 21969.62, "end": 21972.62, "text": " Because the first, like, five seconds of the game you're screaming,"}, {"start": 21972.62, "end": 21974.62, "text": " Like one more, like one more, like one more."}, {"start": 21974.62, "end": 21976.62, "text": " Like dude, who cares, bro?"}, {"start": 21976.62, "end": 21979.62, "text": " Bro, I mean, you know how much hours I put into that game bro, it just means a lot to me, bro. That's all."}, {"start": 21979.62, "end": 21983.62, "text": " Bro, I probably put 100 matches into this shit, I can't stop by 100, that game is dog shit."}, {"start": 21984.62, "end": 21986.62, "text": " Burn it out, Dirty Dust!"}, {"start": 21986.62, "end": 22006.62, "text": " I'll take care of them then."}, {"start": 22006.62, "end": 22031.82, "text": " I don't know man I'm just saying like I can't change my voice I was born like this"}, {"start": 22031.82, "end": 22037.52, "text": " I'm sorry bro. I'm sorry if I said anything meaning I'm sorry"}, {"start": 22037.52, "end": 22063.08, "text": " Okay, one thing about this game I don't like, one thing I don't like about this game is when"}, {"start": 22063.08, "end": 22065.38, "text": " Do I get flashbanged in the game?"}, {"start": 22065.88, "end": 22068.38, "text": " I actually get blinded in real life!"}, {"start": 22069.38, "end": 22071.38, "text": " Why are they so strong, bro?"}, {"start": 22072.480000000003, "end": 22075.38, "text": " The strongest flashbang I've ever seen in any video game."}, {"start": 22076.38, "end": 22077.780000000002, "text": " In any video game."}, {"start": 22077.980000000003, "end": 22080.780000000002, "text": " Take a look at this screenshot when I was on my CSR class last month."}, {"start": 22081.280000000002, "end": 22082.58, "text": " Take a look at this CSR."}, {"start": 22082.780000000002, "end": 22084.280000000002, "text": " This is not editing!"}, {"start": 22085.08, "end": 22086.68, "text": " This is actually real!"}, {"start": 22087.280000000002, "end": 22089.38, "text": " Take a look at my CSR face."}, {"start": 22093.08, "end": 22102.280000000002, "text": " I'm good don't go to be shut lower"}, {"start": 22102.28, "end": 22104.28, "text": " One's a little rocking."}, {"start": 22119.28, "end": 22122.28, "text": " Mudo, what is the color of your typically your penis?"}, {"start": 22123.28, "end": 22125.28, "text": " I think it's pink, but I don't know, let me see it."}, {"start": 22130.28, "end": 22131.28, "text": " Yeah, it's pink."}, {"start": 22162.28, "end": 22187.76, "text": " How does that make any sense, bro, I don't understand."}, {"start": 22187.760000000002, "end": 22208.440000000002, "text": " You know about one thing that I'll tell you guys for sure bro"}, {"start": 22208.44, "end": 22210.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22211.559999999998, "end": 22213.559999999998, "text": " Would I ever make a video game"}, {"start": 22215.76, "end": 22218.52, "text": " Yeah, I mean I've been playing for like maybe a month"}, {"start": 22226.64, "end": 22232.48, "text": " Oh rainbow six siege, but it's being revoked right now. No, I'm not cheating bro. I"}, {"start": 22233.68, "end": 22235.68, "text": " Basically, it's a voice combat"}, {"start": 22238.44, "end": 22240.44, "text": " I think you are."}, {"start": 22240.44, "end": 22242.12, "text": " You want me to walk?"}, {"start": 22242.12, "end": 22244.28, "text": " No, you know, not why."}, {"start": 22244.28, "end": 22244.78, "text": " I don't cheat."}, {"start": 22244.78, "end": 22246.16, "text": " I don't cheat in video games, you guys."}, {"start": 22246.16, "end": 22247.76, "text": " For losers."}, {"start": 22247.76, "end": 22248.6, "text": " OK, OK."}, {"start": 22253.1, "end": 22253.6, "text": " OK, OK."}, {"start": 22253.6, "end": 22254.6, "text": " I'm going to hit him one more time."}, {"start": 22254.6, "end": 22255.6, "text": " He's shooting at me."}, {"start": 22259.199999999997, "end": 22261.6, "text": " See, that's the shit I don't like that, that, that,"}, {"start": 22261.6, "end": 22263.84, "text": " that, that, that, that, that, that, that."}, {"start": 22263.84, "end": 22264.34, "text": " That."}, {"start": 22264.34, "end": 22264.84, "text": " That."}, {"start": 22264.84, "end": 22265.34, "text": " That."}, {"start": 22265.34, "end": 22265.84, "text": " That."}, {"start": 22265.84, "end": 22267.84, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 22295.84, "end": 22302.6, "text": " right after so instead of saying my name is Yasser I would say my name is Yasser"}, {"start": 22302.6, "end": 22305.920000000002, "text": " and I would pause"}, {"start": 22310.12, "end": 22316.12, "text": " Do you guys want to rush A or B?"}, {"start": 22318.12, "end": 22323.12, "text": " I'm down let's go mid to B"}, {"start": 22325.84, "end": 22334.84, "text": " I'm gonna go to the left, I'm gonna go to the right."}, {"start": 22355.84, "end": 22385.68, "text": " I don't need cheats chat see I don't need cheats bro I don't need"}, {"start": 22385.68, "end": 22388.920000000002, "text": " cheats bro I don't need cheats"}, {"start": 22388.920000000002, "end": 22391.68, "text": " I'm telling y'all bro. Cheating is for losers."}, {"start": 22391.68, "end": 22398.68, "text": " Alright chat, cheating is for losers. Cheating is for losers."}, {"start": 22415.68, "end": 22440.68, "text": " I just got my B-Hop scripts, I want to see my B-Hop scripts, let me show you my B-Hop"}, {"start": 22440.68, "end": 22441.68, "text": " scripts."}, {"start": 22441.68, "end": 22445.68, "text": " OK, let's go or let's go without the hub, OK?"}, {"start": 22445.68, "end": 22447.68, "text": " Let's go or let's go without the hub?"}, {"start": 22450.68, "end": 22452.68, "text": " Let's go or let's go without the hub?"}, {"start": 22471.68, "end": 22488.5, "text": " I mean, I don't know bro, I got two kills that round. I don't know why you're on my ass, bro"}, {"start": 22488.5, "end": 22494.46, "text": " No, I have autism. Yes. If you actually want me to be honest. Yes. I've been diagnosed with autism. Yes"}, {"start": 22494.46, "end": 22500.04, "text": " Well, no, you're definitely calling me like, Bill, what is your problem, dude? Why do you say that stuff to me?"}, {"start": 22500.04, "end": 22502.16, "text": " I don't know you you don't know me why are you saying it's up?"}, {"start": 22508.48, "end": 22512.66, "text": " So I'm the victim in here, and you guys are treating me like I'm the guy that's in the bottom understand"}, {"start": 22530.04, "end": 22531.4, "text": " that's it"}, {"start": 22535.06, "end": 22537.52, "text": " push it box stop me"}, {"start": 22551.52, "end": 22552.7, "text": " one guy was on me"}, {"start": 22552.7, "end": 22553.72, "text": " he's on me"}, {"start": 22553.72, "end": 22555.02, "text": " one guy is on me"}, {"start": 22555.02, "end": 22556.18, "text": " sit sit sit sit"}, {"start": 22557.38, "end": 22558.38, "text": " one more"}, {"start": 22560.04, "end": 22568.600000000002, "text": " I mean I don't know why you're doing this to me bro, I don't know it's all good"}, {"start": 22568.600000000002, "end": 22573.72, "text": " I mean I can't tell if you're a faggot or what dude, like why do you do that?"}, {"start": 22573.72, "end": 22580.68, "text": " Okay I gotta mute him, that's too much, I can't, you can't say that bro"}, {"start": 22580.68, "end": 22583.280000000002, "text": " I'm reporting, I'm reporting your face at account, I'm reporting your face at account,"}, {"start": 22583.280000000002, "end": 22586.120000000003, "text": " I'm reporting your face at account"}, {"start": 22586.120000000003, "end": 22588.280000000002, "text": " I don't know, I don't know what I did for you to be mad at me"}, {"start": 22588.28, "end": 22593.28, "text": " I have no idea why, but now you're calling me slurs, I'm just going to report your pasted account, it's all good."}, {"start": 22601.28, "end": 22605.28, "text": " Just, uh, I just, you know, bro, I just have to report this guy, bro, it's all good."}, {"start": 22605.28, "end": 22610.28, "text": " Uh, report toxicity called me a-"}, {"start": 22610.28, "end": 22633.559999999998, "text": " And this word means a lot to me because I am gay and people like him ruin my mental health."}, {"start": 22633.559999999998, "end": 22634.559999999998, "text": " Submit report."}, {"start": 22634.559999999998, "end": 22637.16, "text": " Alright, your report has been submitted."}, {"start": 22637.16, "end": 22638.16, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 22638.16, "end": 22650.76, "text": " I don't know, I'm the victim here and you guys are acting like you guys are the victim."}, {"start": 22650.76, "end": 22651.76, "text": " That literally makes no sense."}, {"start": 22651.76, "end": 22652.76, "text": " You guys are just picking on me."}, {"start": 22652.76, "end": 22654.44, "text": " You're picking on me because of my voice."}, {"start": 22654.44, "end": 22655.84, "text": " You're saying I have autism."}, {"start": 22655.84, "end": 22657.84, "text": " I don't understand."}, {"start": 22657.84, "end": 22659.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22668.44, "end": 22670.44, "text": " Bro, did you unmute me?"}, {"start": 22671.12, "end": 22676.52, "text": " No, dude, I reported you. I didn't you because I'm not mean because dude you're saying weird stuff to me"}, {"start": 22676.52, "end": 22679.54, "text": " And it hurts my feelings. I didn't grow up on the internet. I'm not like you bro"}, {"start": 22679.54, "end": 22681.54, "text": " And the stuff you say to me actually gets to me bro"}, {"start": 22682.88, "end": 22684.88, "text": " God you're such a failure"}, {"start": 22687.84, "end": 22697.84, "text": " I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I'm gonna get banned, I'm gonna get banned, I'm gonna get banned, I'm gonna get banned."}, {"start": 22698.84, "end": 22701.84, "text": " I'm gonna get banned, isn't that word T-O-S? I'm gonna get banned."}, {"start": 22702.84, "end": 22707.84, "text": " I mean bro, like I'm playing Vicko and he's not, he's not stopping. How does that make any sense?"}, {"start": 22707.84, "end": 22714.84, "text": " sense"}, {"start": 22715.32, "end": 22721.66, "text": " and i was bullying someone he was being like sad"}, {"start": 22721.66, "end": 22728.66, "text": " i'd stop though i wouldn't be pulling him in the first place"}, {"start": 22767.84, "end": 22769.84, "text": " I'll get you started."}, {"start": 22771.84, "end": 22772.84, "text": " Smoking well on me."}, {"start": 22772.84, "end": 22774.84, "text": " I'll fucking be out of here in 15 seconds."}, {"start": 22779.84, "end": 22780.84, "text": " Smoking drugs."}, {"start": 22781.84, "end": 22782.84, "text": " Smoking."}, {"start": 22787.84, "end": 22788.84, "text": " I'll take."}, {"start": 22797.84, "end": 22798.34, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 22800.84, "end": 22801.34, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 22802.84, "end": 22804.34, "text": " Okay, I'm setting it down again."}, {"start": 22804.84, "end": 22805.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22812.84, "end": 22813.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22820.84, "end": 22821.84, "text": " Oh, nice try bro."}, {"start": 22821.84, "end": 22823.84, "text": " Nice try bro, oh my god."}, {"start": 22827.84, "end": 22834.84, "text": " I don't know man, I mean he almost I don't know bro. He's a good player. I don't know why he's so mean to me."}, {"start": 22834.84, "end": 22837.84, "text": " Dude shut the fuck up before I grab you and piss off you."}, {"start": 22844.84, "end": 22846.84, "text": " I need rope. Orange."}, {"start": 22852.84, "end": 22855.84, "text": " I'm just carrying this whole fucking team. I blue just crying."}, {"start": 22855.84, "end": 22857.84, "text": " I'm not carrying all the things I would see as a good guy"}, {"start": 22876.96, "end": 22880.44, "text": " I mean he's blind literally just take my fucking eyeballs out of my head"}, {"start": 22885.84, "end": 22887.84, "text": " Come back, come back."}, {"start": 22891.420000000002, "end": 22893.420000000002, "text": " Wasted a lot."}, {"start": 22896.920000000002, "end": 22898.920000000002, "text": " Hatch out, hatch out, guys."}, {"start": 22909.84, "end": 22911.84, "text": " One time perhaps, I think."}, {"start": 22945.84, "end": 22955.64, "text": " I can't understand something bro, why are you like that?"}, {"start": 22955.64, "end": 22957.6, "text": " I'll go search on previous."}, {"start": 22957.6, "end": 22958.6, "text": " Why are you so mean?"}, {"start": 22958.6, "end": 22960.8, "text": " Did your parents not teach you anything while you were growing up dude?"}, {"start": 22960.8, "end": 22961.8, "text": " I don't understand."}, {"start": 22961.8, "end": 22962.8, "text": " Wait, on set again?"}, {"start": 22962.8, "end": 22963.8, "text": " I was bad, bro."}, {"start": 22963.8, "end": 22965.8, "text": " Did your parents not teach you anything about being nice to other people?"}, {"start": 22965.8, "end": 22967.8, "text": " Shut up you fucking retarded ape"}, {"start": 22984.239999999998, "end": 22985.239999999998, "text": " Hello smokes"}, {"start": 22989.28, "end": 22990.28, "text": " I smoke, I smoke"}, {"start": 22995.8, "end": 23009.88, "text": " I never cheated on rainbow. It was a voice call man. I would never cheat. She needs"}, {"start": 23009.88, "end": 23011.88, "text": " for losers"}, {"start": 23011.88, "end": 23013.88, "text": " you're so"}, {"start": 23013.88, "end": 23015.88, "text": " what"}, {"start": 23015.88, "end": 23017.88, "text": " what"}, {"start": 23017.88, "end": 23019.88, "text": " what are you saying"}, {"start": 23019.88, "end": 23021.88, "text": " shut up you fuckers"}, {"start": 23021.88, "end": 23023.88, "text": " where did you this day"}, {"start": 23023.88, "end": 23050.5, "text": " What the fuck did that guy just fucking say?"}, {"start": 23050.5, "end": 23051.5, "text": " Yo, bro."}, {"start": 23051.5, "end": 23055.08, "text": " She's just such a fucking disgusting thing to say bro."}, {"start": 23055.08, "end": 23055.98, "text": " She's racist bro."}, {"start": 23055.98, "end": 23057.46, "text": " I mean, chat, listen man."}, {"start": 23059.3, "end": 23061.46, "text": " You know, I'm not here to like sash farm or anything bro,"}, {"start": 23061.46, "end": 23062.3, "text": " but like,"}, {"start": 23063.78, "end": 23068.38, "text": " sometimes it hurts the things you guys say to me man."}, {"start": 23068.38, "end": 23071.5, "text": " Cheater, terrorist, sand monkey,"}, {"start": 23071.5, "end": 23073.74, "text": " all this shit you guys say to me hurts man."}, {"start": 23075.02, "end": 23075.86, "text": " She really hurts."}, {"start": 23075.86, "end": 23076.7, "text": " I don't really know what y'all want me to do"}, {"start": 23076.7, "end": 23078.08, "text": " because I'm trying my best to show up"}, {"start": 23078.08, "end": 23079.5, "text": " and just go be entertaining you guys,"}, {"start": 23079.5, "end": 23082.22, "text": " You guys really just say this shit to me and it hurts."}, {"start": 23082.22, "end": 23084.54, "text": " It really does hurt to me."}, {"start": 23084.54, "end": 23086.46, "text": " I don't know what the fuck I did to deserve any of this."}, {"start": 23086.46, "end": 23088.38, "text": " I'm just a fucking streamer, man."}, {"start": 23088.38, "end": 23089.78, "text": " But can you sell what at your own fucking"}, {"start": 23089.78, "end": 23091.18, "text": " Roblox and Minecraft?"}, {"start": 23091.18, "end": 23092.94, "text": " Fuck everyone, ass!"}, {"start": 23096.3, "end": 23097.58, "text": " I had to do it like this."}, {"start": 23105.02, "end": 23106.18, "text": " I had to do it like this."}, {"start": 23109.5, "end": 23111.5, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 23111.94, "end": 23115.22, "text": " Shut the fuck up you donkey boy"}, {"start": 23117.62, "end": 23119.62, "text": " Just before more CS game or"}, {"start": 23120.94, "end": 23123.62, "text": " What times every now, I mean do we hop up like a horror game or such it"}, {"start": 23126.06, "end": 23129.22, "text": " What am I in the mood to play I don't really know in them in the mood to play bro"}, {"start": 23139.5, "end": 23161.74, "text": " Chet, do I just live on Twitter now?"}, {"start": 23161.74, "end": 23167.42, "text": " Like, when do I get away from Twitter, bro?"}, {"start": 23167.420000000002, "end": 23183.800000000003, "text": " Wait, my friend's level 10?"}, {"start": 23183.800000000003, "end": 23185.74, "text": " AHHHHH!"}, {"start": 23185.74, "end": 23196.280000000002, "text": " Listen, I don't want to hear anyone in this chat ever make fun of me ever again."}, {"start": 23196.28, "end": 23208.1, "text": " I don't want anybody in the chat to ever make fun of me ever again face it level 10 legit"}, {"start": 23208.1, "end": 23210.96, "text": " Rates 100 Valorant ADV"}, {"start": 23210.96, "end": 23219.719999999998, "text": " That's pretty much all I have but still we're good accomplishments bro pretty good accomplishments"}, {"start": 23219.72, "end": 23225.88, "text": " So you're win trading on face it"}, {"start": 23229.800000000003, "end": 23235.72, "text": " Chat what would you guys break me out of skill a once a time do I look good would you guys would you guys kiss me?"}, {"start": 23249.72, "end": 23253.960000000003, "text": " I wonder what I'm gonna wake up to tomorrow, bro"}, {"start": 23255.16, "end": 23257.0, "text": " Every day"}, {"start": 23257.0, "end": 23260.84, "text": " More and more just gets leaked. I wonder what happens tomorrow"}, {"start": 23263.440000000002, "end": 23266.74, "text": " Chow all I'm gonna say bro is if you guys wake up tomorrow with"}, {"start": 23267.88, "end": 23269.88, "text": " Somehow me saying the n-word"}, {"start": 23270.24, "end": 23272.24, "text": " That's just AI"}, {"start": 23272.24, "end": 23277.16, "text": " I'm gonna be all I'm telling y'all right now if y'all wake up anytime soon to see a screenshot in like 2015"}, {"start": 23277.16, "end": 23283.04, "text": " where it says master jack 2244 saying the n-word or rari 246 saying the n-word"}, {"start": 23283.04, "end": 23286.16, "text": " I'm gonna tell y'all right now that shit's AI. I'm gonna keep it a bulk show"}, {"start": 23290.92, "end": 23292.92, "text": " Anyway, uh"}, {"start": 23295.92, "end": 23298.2, "text": " Face it CS go"}, {"start": 23299.64, "end": 23305.04, "text": " Valorant's rocket League check should I download League of Legends and try to play League of Legends?"}, {"start": 23307.16, "end": 23323.96, "text": " open cases please don't make me do this bro please don't make me do this bro"}, {"start": 23323.96, "end": 23339.8, "text": " Like please don't ever make me do that, bro."}, {"start": 23339.8, "end": 23345.64, "text": " Every time, every time, every time, every time, every time."}, {"start": 23345.64, "end": 23350.84, "text": " Every time I do a case unboxing, I literally am always in the negatives."}, {"start": 23350.84, "end": 23353.6, "text": " Why does this buy like, you know, like, what can I do, bro?"}, {"start": 23354.84, "end": 23356.88, "text": " Do y'all really want cases?"}, {"start": 23356.88, "end": 23359.2, "text": " Well, please don't make me do this shit, bro, please."}, {"start": 23362.2, "end": 23363.08, "text": " Please don't do this, bro."}, {"start": 23363.08, "end": 23364.0, "text": " Please don't do this, bro."}, {"start": 23364.0, "end": 23365.04, "text": " I don't want cases, bro."}, {"start": 23365.04, "end": 23366.04, "text": " It's not content."}, {"start": 23366.04, "end": 23368.56, "text": " What, it's content me losing thousands of dollars?"}, {"start": 23370.28, "end": 23372.8, "text": " It's content losing thousands of dollars, huh?"}, {"start": 23373.84, "end": 23376.28, "text": " It's content losing thousands of dollars, yeah?"}, {"start": 23376.28, "end": 23378.08, "text": " Yeah, Mude, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 23378.08, "end": 23380.2, "text": " Exactly, exactly."}, {"start": 23380.2, "end": 23382.2, "text": " You would've exactly, exactly..."}, {"start": 23394.440000000002, "end": 23398.280000000002, "text": " Didn't, uh, Jixi open like, 5,000 cases?"}, {"start": 23399.48, "end": 23402.2, "text": " But are you sure Jixi's down 15 grand, no?"}, {"start": 23403.2, "end": 23405.2, "text": " Isn't Jixi down 15 grand?"}, {"start": 23406.2, "end": 23407.48, "text": " Get me off this game, bro."}, {"start": 23407.48, "end": 23413.079999999998, "text": " Yo mods wanna pull one more CS game rocket League or um, I don't know"}, {"start": 23414.04, "end": 23416.04, "text": " At 7 o'clock"}, {"start": 23416.079999999998, "end": 23419.84, "text": " 730 I'm gonna do a fierce the fathom where I play one fierce the fathom every day"}, {"start": 23420.12, "end": 23425.72, "text": " But until then we need to figure out what we're doing. Please. Don't make me do cases chat. Well, look, please"}, {"start": 23427.28, "end": 23431.399999999998, "text": " Actually, please only we do cases bro. The fuck is your name, bro?"}, {"start": 23433.0, "end": 23436.2, "text": " Like how the fuck do I even pronounce this if I wanted to pronounce this?"}, {"start": 23437.48, "end": 23442.28, "text": " to the siphon"}, {"start": 23442.28, "end": 23450.78, "text": " s-i-p-h-o-n-i-g-a"}, {"start": 23450.78, "end": 23451.78, "text": " huh"}, {"start": 23451.78, "end": 23461.04, "text": " anyway, yo siphon, um, chat, do you guys really want me to buy these dreams and nightmare cases"}, {"start": 23461.04, "end": 23462.04, "text": " bro?"}, {"start": 23462.04, "end": 23463.04, "text": " that ass?"}, {"start": 23463.04, "end": 23464.04, "text": " y'all really want me to do this?"}, {"start": 23464.04, "end": 23466.68, "text": " I don't want to do this, please don't make me do this, bro."}, {"start": 23466.68, "end": 23476.84, "text": " genuinely please don't make me do this bro. Every time I do this I get nothing bro. I'd"}, {"start": 23476.84, "end": 23482.6, "text": " rather just go on CS flow and like spend 10k on cases than spend 1k and get nothing and"}, {"start": 23482.6, "end": 23491.72, "text": " then spend 10k and get cases. Also Chad do you guys give me permission to get some"}, {"start": 23491.72, "end": 23495.44, "text": " water bro because I'm like so thirsty chat like I'm actually dehydrated chat. Do you"}, {"start": 23495.44, "end": 23502.44, "text": " Do y'all give me permission to go get water from upstairs?"}, {"start": 23520.239999999998, "end": 23522.559999999998, "text": " Can you guys stop saying you?"}, {"start": 23522.559999999998, "end": 23524.719999999998, "text": " Why are you guys saying you?"}, {"start": 23524.72, "end": 23528.72, "text": " What is you about me bro can y'all stop saying you like god"}, {"start": 23530.08, "end": 23532.56, "text": " Stop saying you bro. You're just so annoying"}, {"start": 23554.72, "end": 23562.4, "text": " I'm scared nobody wants it, I lose thoughts, oh you're body thawed"}, {"start": 23562.4, "end": 23566.88, "text": " Someone just said drug, someone in the chat just said drug addict eyes"}, {"start": 23568.24, "end": 23571.36, "text": " Like what do you mean drug addict eyes?"}, {"start": 23572.72, "end": 23574.64, "text": " Like no, bro I don't do drugs"}, {"start": 23576.32, "end": 23578.32, "text": " Anyway"}, {"start": 23584.72, "end": 23586.72, "text": " I know you know"}, {"start": 23586.72, "end": 23588.72, "text": " I know you know"}, {"start": 23588.72, "end": 23590.72, "text": " I know you know"}, {"start": 23590.72, "end": 23592.72, "text": " Okay okay, fuck"}, {"start": 23592.72, "end": 23594.72, "text": " Why are you so fucking mean sometimes, bro?"}, {"start": 23604.72, "end": 23606.72, "text": " What do you mean, gooner eyes?"}, {"start": 23606.72, "end": 23608.72, "text": " That makes no sense"}, {"start": 23610.72, "end": 23612.72, "text": " Iceman did not drop, bro"}, {"start": 23612.72, "end": 23616.88, "text": " I literally have Che, you guys know me and Drake are close friends, right?"}, {"start": 23617.24, "end": 23624.24, "text": " Like me and Drake are close friends. So if he's gonna drop bro, I don't know when he drops. You guys understand that, right?"}, {"start": 23642.72, "end": 23669.56, "text": " So something true guys, how are y'all today, what did y'all do today?"}, {"start": 23669.56, "end": 23673.56, "text": " What is wrong with you guys bro? Oh my god."}, {"start": 23676.56, "end": 23678.56, "text": " Fuck bro. I want sex."}, {"start": 23679.56, "end": 23682.56, "text": " So I'm gonna try to get sex. And be honest."}, {"start": 23690.56, "end": 23693.56, "text": " Last night, you're fucking lucky bro. You're lucky bro."}, {"start": 23693.56, "end": 23698.56, "text": " I had a girl last night and he dead ass watched the entire movie for two hours."}, {"start": 23699.56, "end": 23704.32, "text": " Like, nothing happened for two hours."}, {"start": 23704.32, "end": 23706.440000000002, "text": " I actually hate them."}, {"start": 23706.440000000002, "end": 23707.440000000002, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 23707.440000000002, "end": 23712.52, "text": " I think she took Netflix and chill a little too serious because we dead ass just cuddled"}, {"start": 23712.52, "end": 23715.88, "text": " for two hours with my cock on a hard level."}, {"start": 23715.88, "end": 23720.32, "text": " Like I had a headache because I was hard for like two hours straight and nothing was"}, {"start": 23720.32, "end": 23721.32, "text": " happening."}, {"start": 23721.32, "end": 23724.32, "text": " You know, like you know the position where like she has her, you have to look at the"}, {"start": 23724.32, "end": 23727.84, "text": " position where like she has her leg on your dick and then you have her hand on"}, {"start": 23727.84, "end": 23734.0, "text": " And she's like tumbling on you like literally for two hours straight. I'm just watching a movie and my dick is just hard and"}, {"start": 23734.920000000002, "end": 23736.920000000002, "text": " Nothing is going on for two hours"}, {"start": 23746.84, "end": 23752.04, "text": " But I think she has low XP because I asked her how much body she had and she didn't feel comfortable answering"}, {"start": 23752.16, "end": 23757.62, "text": " So I think she has low XP like y'all nobody talked to someone and like you could tell she has low XP or high XP"}, {"start": 23757.84, "end": 23759.84, "text": " I get the vibe where she has low XP"}, {"start": 23761.420000000002, "end": 23766.26, "text": " I think she has low XP. I could tell like you know how like girl talks you'll be like"}, {"start": 23766.26, "end": 23770.6, "text": " Like you'll know if she has low XP like you guys know no it is better that way"}, {"start": 23770.6, "end": 23773.58, "text": " But like honestly at the same time like I don't know bro because like"}, {"start": 23774.98, "end": 23776.98, "text": " No"}, {"start": 23777.04, "end": 23782.04, "text": " Also, do I need a haircut bro? I think I need to get chat tomorrow. I'm going live. I promise"}, {"start": 23782.72, "end": 23787.18, "text": " All of this shit is gonna be off my head. I promise. I'm gonna have no hair tomorrow"}, {"start": 23787.18, "end": 23792.18, "text": " I'm so serious. I'm gonna have no hair tomorrow. No, I'm not growing it out, bro. Fuck this shit."}, {"start": 23792.18, "end": 23798.18, "text": " Ah, she's so ass. Look at me, bro. Look at the fucking monkey, bro."}, {"start": 23798.18, "end": 23801.18, "text": " No, no, trust me. I'm getting a haircut today. It's pretty good. You know what?"}, {"start": 23801.18, "end": 23804.18, "text": " Matter of fact, I'm gonna call my brother right now. Matter of fact, I'm gonna call my brother right now."}, {"start": 23817.18, "end": 23824.18, "text": " Please answer, please."}, {"start": 23824.18, "end": 23833.18, "text": " Can you answer?"}, {"start": 23833.18, "end": 23857.82, "text": " You guys think if I was Drake, you would have answered that call?"}, {"start": 23857.82, "end": 23862.14, "text": " Chat, do you guys think if I was Drake you would answer that call?"}, {"start": 23862.14, "end": 23863.14, "text": " Or if I was Jinxie?"}, {"start": 23863.14, "end": 23864.14, "text": " Like what if I was Jinxie?"}, {"start": 23864.14, "end": 23867.14, "text": " Would he answer that call if I was Jinxie?"}, {"start": 23867.14, "end": 23878.82, "text": " I'm going to call one more time, I'm going to call one more time."}, {"start": 23878.82, "end": 23880.82, "text": " Surely he answers this time chat."}, {"start": 23880.82, "end": 23882.82, "text": " I didn't answer the time I promised."}, {"start": 23898.82, "end": 23902.82, "text": " You wouldn't mind cheating on your barber as well."}, {"start": 23902.82, "end": 23909.16, "text": " Don't just defy me, you can put it in my ass whenever you want to darkness, I love"}, {"start": 23909.16, "end": 23910.16, "text": " you so much."}, {"start": 23910.16, "end": 23911.16, "text": " God bless you."}, {"start": 23911.16, "end": 23912.16, "text": " And, yeah."}, {"start": 23912.16, "end": 23913.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23913.16, "end": 23914.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23914.16, "end": 23915.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23915.16, "end": 23916.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23916.16, "end": 23917.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23917.16, "end": 23918.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23918.16, "end": 23919.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23919.16, "end": 23920.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23920.16, "end": 23921.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23921.16, "end": 23922.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23922.16, "end": 23923.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23923.16, "end": 23924.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23924.16, "end": 23925.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23925.16, "end": 23926.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23926.16, "end": 23927.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23927.16, "end": 23928.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23928.16, "end": 23929.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23929.16, "end": 23930.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23930.16, "end": 23931.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23931.16, "end": 23932.16, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 23932.16, "end": 23938.92, "text": " you are so chopped bro I'm getting a haircut today so what's up a haircut do"}, {"start": 23938.92, "end": 23946.32, "text": " I get today though be honest what's up a haircut do I get today I'm live I'm"}, {"start": 23946.32, "end": 23950.36, "text": " live I'm live I'm live so good to see your face so good to see your face you"}, {"start": 23950.36, "end": 23954.16, "text": " want to see my hair you want to see my hair"}, {"start": 23954.16, "end": 23958.16, "text": " Yeah, it looked like shit."}, {"start": 23958.16, "end": 23962.16, "text": " Hey, Dan, you know I would never cheat on you, bro."}, {"start": 23962.16, "end": 23964.16, "text": " This is why my hair is this bad, bro."}, {"start": 23964.16, "end": 23966.16, "text": " You know, I lied to me."}, {"start": 23966.16, "end": 23968.16, "text": " You literally called someone the barber yesterday."}, {"start": 23968.16, "end": 23970.16, "text": " I already heard it, bro."}, {"start": 23970.16, "end": 23972.16, "text": " Yeah, it's only one more, though. It's your best friend."}, {"start": 23972.16, "end": 23974.16, "text": " It don't matter. It's still me."}, {"start": 23974.16, "end": 23978.16, "text": " When you go with a girl and you call her best friend to..."}, {"start": 23978.16, "end": 23980.16, "text": " It's all like she don't mind girl all the time."}, {"start": 23980.16, "end": 23982.16, "text": " Oh, yeah, never mind."}, {"start": 23982.16, "end": 23984.16, "text": " That's not your go-to day."}, {"start": 23985.66, "end": 23989.16, "text": " Yo listen, I'm live right now. I need a help, bro. Listen, I need a haircut, bro."}, {"start": 23990.66, "end": 23991.66, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 23991.66, "end": 23992.66, "text": " Today? Really?"}, {"start": 23993.66, "end": 23994.66, "text": " Yeah, when do you finish?"}, {"start": 23995.66, "end": 23997.66, "text": " Whenever they let me go. Let me ask them. One sec."}, {"start": 23997.66, "end": 23999.66, "text": " Chat, when am I allowed to leave the barber?"}, {"start": 24005.16, "end": 24008.66, "text": " Right now, chat, tell them right now so I can go cut them. I'm going now."}, {"start": 24009.66, "end": 24010.66, "text": " Let's see what they're saying."}, {"start": 24010.66, "end": 24025.5, "text": " I don't know it's going too fast I can't fucking read the message you know"}, {"start": 24025.5, "end": 24037.9, "text": " I don't know fucking I know right now though should we do IRL"}, {"start": 24037.9, "end": 24044.9, "text": " Should I actually do an IRL stream chat?"}, {"start": 24044.9, "end": 24053.9, "text": " No, they're all saying yes."}, {"start": 24053.9, "end": 24058.9, "text": " Yo, what should we do with my hair, by the way?"}, {"start": 24058.9, "end": 24060.9, "text": " My hair is so long, I can do anything."}, {"start": 24060.9, "end": 24062.9, "text": " What do we do with my hair?"}, {"start": 24062.9, "end": 24063.9, "text": " What do you want to do?"}, {"start": 24063.9, "end": 24066.9, "text": " Should we let chat decide what I do with my hair?"}, {"start": 24067.9, "end": 24068.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 24069.9, "end": 24072.9, "text": " They're gonna tell you the buzz. I'm calling you from the top."}, {"start": 24072.9, "end": 24074.9, "text": " They're already saying buzz."}, {"start": 24074.9, "end": 24075.9, "text": " Yeah, they're doing it."}, {"start": 24075.9, "end": 24078.9, "text": " Do you think I could look good with a buzz cut though?"}, {"start": 24080.9, "end": 24081.9, "text": " Yeah, why not?"}, {"start": 24081.9, "end": 24083.9, "text": " Why your ears would just look..."}, {"start": 24083.9, "end": 24085.9, "text": " I know my ears would look good."}, {"start": 24085.9, "end": 24088.9, "text": " Because you can't see my ears right now. You see how you can't even see my ears?"}, {"start": 24089.9, "end": 24091.9, "text": " The cover, yeah. It's going over it. That's why."}, {"start": 24091.9, "end": 24094.300000000003, "text": " Okay, so we don't touch anything back there then."}, {"start": 24095.5, "end": 24097.100000000002, "text": " That's it, just do a taper."}, {"start": 24097.100000000002, "end": 24098.7, "text": " So we just do a taper then?"}, {"start": 24099.300000000003, "end": 24100.300000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 24102.0, "end": 24103.2, "text": " Let me see the back."}, {"start": 24105.5, "end": 24106.9, "text": " They're not showing me shit."}, {"start": 24109.100000000002, "end": 24109.7, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 24109.7, "end": 24111.2, "text": " Just do it like this, do it like this, quickly."}, {"start": 24111.2, "end": 24112.2, "text": " Hold it like this."}, {"start": 24116.0, "end": 24116.800000000003, "text": " What does it say?"}, {"start": 24116.800000000003, "end": 24118.300000000003, "text": " Add an ocean bus catch?"}, {"start": 24119.5, "end": 24121.300000000003, "text": " It's saying cardiac deployed."}, {"start": 24121.3, "end": 24123.3, "text": " I don't know what the fuck that means"}, {"start": 24124.02, "end": 24127.079999999998, "text": " Krodiak censored it like but they say buzz"}, {"start": 24128.02, "end": 24129.579999999998, "text": " bald"}, {"start": 24129.579999999998, "end": 24133.219999999998, "text": " Mullet R9 pulse that they're saying get a pulse cut"}, {"start": 24143.66, "end": 24147.5, "text": " Bro, but I would look like a terrorist if I got a buzz cut and you know that"}, {"start": 24151.3, "end": 24154.899999999998, "text": " Get a combo for R9, someone's coming bro, no caller ID"}, {"start": 24158.1, "end": 24159.7, "text": " So no caller ID is coming bro"}, {"start": 24159.7, "end": 24161.3, "text": " Yeah, that one girl blocked?"}, {"start": 24162.3, "end": 24163.1, "text": " I think so"}, {"start": 24163.899999999998, "end": 24164.7, "text": " It's so weird"}, {"start": 24165.3, "end": 24165.899999999998, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 24167.1, "end": 24167.899999999998, "text": " When do you want to go?"}, {"start": 24168.1, "end": 24168.7, "text": " I don't know, when?"}, {"start": 24168.7, "end": 24169.2, "text": " R9?"}, {"start": 24169.5, "end": 24172.1, "text": " I could go at 9, yeah, because I don't know if I'm gonna go on stream bro"}, {"start": 24172.1, "end": 24173.7, "text": " I don't know if I'm gonna go on stream bro, I don't-"}, {"start": 24174.1, "end": 24178.1, "text": " Chad, I gotta get my camera and the backpack and then buy a fucking subscription for t-"}, {"start": 24178.1, "end": 24179.3, "text": " They don't like, it's so much-"}, {"start": 24179.3, "end": 24180.5, "text": " Someone answer this real quick!"}, {"start": 24180.5, "end": 24183.78, "text": " Okay, take a call, answer, answer, answer."}, {"start": 24183.78, "end": 24185.98, "text": " All right Chad, do you guys actually want an IRL or no?"}, {"start": 24185.98, "end": 24188.46, "text": " Do you guys actually want an IRL or no?"}, {"start": 24200.94, "end": 24201.78, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 24201.78, "end": 24215.539999999997, "text": " I need a haircut bro, but what haircut do I get chat like what haircut do you guys think"}, {"start": 24215.539999999997, "end": 24218.899999999998, "text": " I would that would look good on me though?"}, {"start": 24218.899999999998, "end": 24225.5, "text": " Dude, I'm not getting a fucking buzz."}, {"start": 24225.5, "end": 24229.62, "text": " Yo, yo, whoa, Mr. Sexy Man."}, {"start": 24229.62, "end": 24231.62, "text": " Let me show chat how you look like"}, {"start": 24233.62, "end": 24235.62, "text": " Damn, you guys look like a terrorist bro"}, {"start": 24235.62, "end": 24237.62, "text": " Yo listen, where'd you just come from?"}, {"start": 24237.62, "end": 24239.62, "text": " Why do you look like all screwedy as you said?"}, {"start": 24239.62, "end": 24241.62, "text": " No, nothing, I just tried to just push it around"}, {"start": 24241.62, "end": 24243.62, "text": " and stuff in the case."}, {"start": 24243.62, "end": 24245.62, "text": " Damn, you look good bro, you look good"}, {"start": 24247.62, "end": 24249.62, "text": " Yo did you see all that cheating shit on Twitter and stuff?"}, {"start": 24251.62, "end": 24253.62, "text": " Yeah, yeah I did."}, {"start": 24255.62, "end": 24257.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24257.62, "end": 24263.1, "text": " You actually don't see you actually crazy. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. All right"}, {"start": 24263.62, "end": 24265.62, "text": " Yo listen, I need a favor from you"}, {"start": 24266.5, "end": 24268.92, "text": " So they want us to go get a haircut on stream"}, {"start": 24270.14, "end": 24272.46, "text": " However, I don't know how to set up that camera and shit"}, {"start": 24275.34, "end": 24278.16, "text": " No, I'd bought it I'd have to buy the ship. I don't know how to do anything else"}, {"start": 24278.16, "end": 24288.16, "text": " I don't know. I think I can remember it."}, {"start": 24288.16, "end": 24291.16, "text": " Like do I even need a haircut? Do I look good right now? Be honest."}, {"start": 24291.16, "end": 24296.16, "text": " I mean, I don't care if you kind of look like Tarzan, but it's not that bad."}, {"start": 24296.16, "end": 24299.16, "text": " Hey, so I need a haircut."}, {"start": 24299.16, "end": 24306.16, "text": " Can you just use your phone? Wasn't it working last time?"}, {"start": 24306.16, "end": 24310.12, "text": " It does work, but I don't know if it's going to be like on or off. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 24311.32, "end": 24315.86, "text": " Yeah, it doesn't work. I'm gonna tweak. You know, you forgot how it works"}, {"start": 24326.04, "end": 24329.12, "text": " So what if I just who bring you to my house and you figure how to do it"}, {"start": 24330.96, "end": 24333.54, "text": " Or you know what or we just say fuck my chat"}, {"start": 24333.54, "end": 24336.7, "text": " I play a little bit more games and actually get a haircut off screen."}, {"start": 24336.7, "end": 24338.600000000002, "text": " I'm gonna help see you a little bit."}, {"start": 24338.600000000002, "end": 24339.600000000002, "text": " Mods, run a pull."}, {"start": 24339.600000000002, "end": 24341.760000000002, "text": " Do you guys wanna, I don't know how to stream this, you know, Mods, run a pull."}, {"start": 24341.760000000002, "end": 24344.760000000002, "text": " I mean, is haircut streaming a good of a concept?"}, {"start": 24344.760000000002, "end": 24345.760000000002, "text": " I mean, I don't know."}, {"start": 24345.760000000002, "end": 24349.760000000002, "text": " Would it be a good, I don't know, a good concept?"}, {"start": 24349.760000000002, "end": 24350.760000000002, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 24350.760000000002, "end": 24351.760000000002, "text": " Mods, run a pull."}, {"start": 24351.760000000002, "end": 24354.68, "text": " Mods, run a pull, run a pull, run a pull, Mods."}, {"start": 24363.54, "end": 24375.620000000003, "text": " I just realized that what the fuck"}, {"start": 24376.620000000003, "end": 24381.3, "text": " No, it's we have a yes and a no what the fuck is that to me a yes and a no"}, {"start": 24383.66, "end": 24385.74, "text": " Well, I didn't realize that I swear to God"}, {"start": 24386.7, "end": 24388.7, "text": " How do I do people?"}, {"start": 24393.54, "end": 24395.54, "text": " Maud, yes or no? Yes or no?"}, {"start": 24397.780000000002, "end": 24403.620000000003, "text": " Maud, yes or no? Be honest with me. Be honest with me."}, {"start": 24415.3, "end": 24416.74, "text": " Yeah, we're still going bro. I'm gonna be honest."}, {"start": 24416.74, "end": 24427.74, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna Uber you to my house. You have to figure it all out."}, {"start": 24427.74, "end": 24428.74, "text": " Okay, I'm done."}, {"start": 24428.74, "end": 24429.74, "text": " Alright?"}, {"start": 24429.74, "end": 24430.74, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 24430.74, "end": 24432.74, "text": " When do you want me to Uber you?"}, {"start": 24432.74, "end": 24435.74, "text": " She can do it now. I'll just get ready in a few seconds."}, {"start": 24435.74, "end": 24438.74, "text": " Alright, I'm gonna send you an Uber right now. What's your address?"}, {"start": 24438.74, "end": 24440.74, "text": " Uh, bleep bleep bleep."}, {"start": 24440.74, "end": 24442.74, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm in the middle."}, {"start": 24470.74, "end": 24471.74, "text": " He's bad."}, {"start": 24476.780000000002, "end": 24480.2, "text": " Yo, you guys made him look and get scared, bro."}, {"start": 24480.7, "end": 24483.320000000003, "text": " You guys stop doing this like, porn acting, bro."}, {"start": 24483.320000000003, "end": 24484.320000000003, "text": " When you guys say,"}, {"start": 24484.320000000003, "end": 24486.02, "text": " Forgot to mute! Forgot to mute!"}, {"start": 24486.02, "end": 24487.74, "text": " Because if you're not a streamer,"}, {"start": 24487.980000000003, "end": 24489.100000000002, "text": " you actually fall for it."}, {"start": 24489.54, "end": 24491.54, "text": " And this guy just shit himself!"}, {"start": 24491.54, "end": 24492.440000000002, "text": " He just thought he g-"}, {"start": 24492.88, "end": 24494.4, "text": " He thought I, he thought I-"}, {"start": 24495.120000000003, "end": 24496.820000000003, "text": " Just now, I want to be a streamer!"}, {"start": 24497.120000000003, "end": 24498.72, "text": " I want to be a streamer!"}, {"start": 24498.960000000003, "end": 24500.600000000002, "text": " I want to be a streamer!"}, {"start": 24500.600000000002, "end": 24502.480000000003, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 24502.480000000003, "end": 24503.320000000003, "text": " Moe, yah!"}, {"start": 24517.840000000004, "end": 24519.160000000003, "text": " Alright, now chat."}, {"start": 24519.160000000003, "end": 24521.08, "text": " Run another pull."}, {"start": 24521.08, "end": 24523.440000000002, "text": " mods, I need you guys to run a, oh wait,"}, {"start": 24523.440000000002, "end": 24525.920000000002, "text": " hold still, total, total."}, {"start": 24525.920000000002, "end": 24528.480000000003, "text": " Give me one second, chat, I'm gonna, fuck you."}, {"start": 24528.48, "end": 24534.98, "text": " All right before we do fierce the fathom no no check is we're gonna come back and then we're gonna do fierce the fathom when we come back"}, {"start": 24534.98, "end": 24539.64, "text": " Is that not better chat to do fierce the fathom when we come back when it's nighttime?"}, {"start": 24548.56, "end": 24554.26, "text": " Also chat can y'all be honest me both you guys think I'm a good streamer like do I make you guys laugh sometimes?"}, {"start": 24558.48, "end": 24570.48, "text": " Mauds, what a pull. Am I a good streamer? Yes, no, gay. Mauds, what a pull. Am I a good streamer?"}, {"start": 24570.48, "end": 24577.48, "text": " Yes, no, or gay. In the meantime, after that, let's run another pull. CSGO, Rocket League, or Apex."}, {"start": 24577.48, "end": 24583.48, "text": " Or Valorant, to be honest. But, chop her back. Give me one sec. I'm going to go plug in my camera, so let me go live."}, {"start": 24583.48, "end": 24584.32, "text": " Live?"}, {"start": 24585.22, "end": 24587.52, "text": " Uh, it's not the time, let's see what's up."}, {"start": 24589.52, "end": 24592.0, "text": " Oh, the earth is over,"}, {"start": 24592.0, "end": 24593.34, "text": " Earth is over."}, {"start": 24593.34, "end": 24594.66, "text": " Earth is over."}, {"start": 24610.66, "end": 24611.5, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 24641.5, "end": 24647.5, "text": " I am good streamer. Yes or no? 3, 2, 1!"}, {"start": 24671.5, "end": 24678.18, "text": " Alright mods, run a pull."}, {"start": 24678.18, "end": 24679.18, "text": " Rainbow- fuck."}, {"start": 24679.18, "end": 24683.5, "text": " I was going to say rainbow six siege but I can't even play rainbow."}, {"start": 24683.5, "end": 24691.9, "text": " Anyway, uh, okay, Valorant, Rocket League, CSGO Overwatch, mods, run a pull."}, {"start": 24691.9, "end": 24694.7, "text": " Run a pull, mods, run a pull."}, {"start": 24694.7, "end": 24695.7, "text": " Run a pull."}, {"start": 24695.7, "end": 24699.74, "text": " Yo dumbass, do you ever think for yourself?"}, {"start": 24699.74, "end": 24701.980000000003, "text": " This guy needs a poll for everything."}, {"start": 24704.480000000003, "end": 24707.38, "text": " I'm at currently 8,499 subs."}, {"start": 24707.38, "end": 24711.140000000003, "text": " The first person to sub gets an OnlyFans subscription."}, {"start": 24711.140000000003, "end": 24712.22, "text": " So my OnlyFans."}, {"start": 24712.22, "end": 24714.980000000003, "text": " Second of all, I have sex with Bonnie Blue."}, {"start": 24714.980000000003, "end": 24717.24, "text": " Third of all, I make it OnlyFans"}, {"start": 24717.24, "end": 24720.34, "text": " and a corn account with Mia Khalifa."}, {"start": 24720.34, "end": 24724.58, "text": " Fourth of all, I get married to Bonnie Blue"}, {"start": 24724.58, "end": 24725.780000000002, "text": " and have kids with her."}, {"start": 24725.78, "end": 24745.78, "text": " Thank you guys."}, {"start": 24745.78, "end": 24750.739999999998, "text": " Jenny with the tier 11, Zonis with the tier 11, LGX Nitro with the tier 11, Bunny Slippers"}, {"start": 24750.739999999998, "end": 24754.26, "text": " underscore on tier 11, and Swift S with the prime 11."}, {"start": 24754.260000000002, "end": 24755.620000000003, "text": " Yes, so much God bless you."}, {"start": 24755.620000000003, "end": 24758.340000000004, "text": " All right, let's see."}, {"start": 24758.340000000004, "end": 24760.260000000002, "text": " Mods, can I get a pull?"}, {"start": 24760.260000000002, "end": 24762.06, "text": " For what game we should play?"}, {"start": 24763.100000000002, "end": 24763.940000000002, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 24764.660000000003, "end": 24769.38, "text": " Rocket League, Apex, Overwatch, Valorant, Counter-Strike."}, {"start": 24770.500000000004, "end": 24772.7, "text": " Whatever wins, wins, bro."}, {"start": 24772.7, "end": 24774.420000000002, "text": " All right, whatever wins, wins."}, {"start": 24774.420000000002, "end": 24776.7, "text": " Master player with a follow, Volt with a follow."}, {"start": 24776.7, "end": 24778.460000000003, "text": " Timmy, Poop, gang, gang."}, {"start": 24779.74, "end": 24780.58, "text": " With a follow."}, {"start": 24780.58, "end": 24791.38, "text": " Okay, so how about we do Rocket League until we lose and then we hop on a counter strike."}, {"start": 24791.38, "end": 24793.260000000002, "text": " Yay, nay, or gay?"}, {"start": 24793.260000000002, "end": 24797.260000000002, "text": " Yay, nay, or gay?"}, {"start": 24797.260000000002, "end": 24807.86, "text": " Okay, can you guys stop spinning gay?"}, {"start": 24807.86, "end": 24808.86, "text": " Pointless poll."}, {"start": 24808.86, "end": 24813.8, "text": " No, I just wanted to play rock to me though. Just one game chat just one game, bro"}, {"start": 24814.96, "end": 24818.16, "text": " Chat just one game, bro. It's not that deep chai. It's not that deep just one game, bro"}, {"start": 24823.52, "end": 24826.920000000002, "text": " 23 23rd game swap of the day"}, {"start": 24826.920000000002, "end": 24830.64, "text": " I know I'm literally running in circles because I actually that I don't even know what to do anymore"}, {"start": 24830.64, "end": 24833.56, "text": " Bro like genuinely from the bottom of my heart. I don't even know what to do anymore like that is"}, {"start": 24838.86, "end": 24840.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 24852.58, "end": 24854.100000000002, "text": " That's locked in"}, {"start": 24854.100000000002, "end": 24855.58, "text": " That's locked in"}, {"start": 24855.58, "end": 24860.46, "text": " So you guys know I got my VR bro, and I didn't even fucking do anything on my VR bro"}, {"start": 24860.46, "end": 24865.86, "text": " I got like motion sickness from it bro. I got like motion sickness from it and then never use it again"}, {"start": 24868.86, "end": 24873.86, "text": " I work my ass off, but I still can't play it though."}, {"start": 24873.86, "end": 24877.86, "text": " But I got just enough to get off in this club."}, {"start": 24877.86, "end": 24879.86, "text": " And that'd be a good time."}, {"start": 24879.86, "end": 24880.86, "text": " Before my time is up."}, {"start": 24880.86, "end": 24881.86, "text": " Let's get out of here."}, {"start": 24881.86, "end": 24882.86, "text": " Let's get out."}, {"start": 24898.86, "end": 24910.100000000002, "text": " Squishy answer. Squishy answer. Squishy answer. Squishy are you live? Squishy answer. Squishy"}, {"start": 24910.100000000002, "end": 24926.440000000002, "text": " answer. Is Squishy live? He's not live. Chat 2v2 tournament. Chat, do you guys think"}, {"start": 24926.440000000002, "end": 24927.440000000002, "text": " I can win."}, {"start": 24927.440000000002, "end": 24946.320000000003, "text": " mods, check the title to winning my first Rock League tournament."}, {"start": 24946.320000000003, "end": 24950.920000000002, "text": " I don't know if Hive Eyes is going to get on chat, can I be honest chat, Hive Eyes only"}, {"start": 24950.920000000002, "end": 24956.640000000003, "text": " gets on oh when he's like a lot actually not to check that's actually cap he does"}, {"start": 24956.640000000003, "end": 24961.84, "text": " not that's actually cap I always get all I always get on I said that's all yeah"}, {"start": 24961.84, "end": 24966.480000000003, "text": " it's all I so it's yeah that's all you know"}, {"start": 24966.480000000003, "end": 24971.960000000003, "text": " chat why is it so hard to learn how to flip reset bro"}, {"start": 24971.96, "end": 24988.059999999998, "text": " Josh, should I host a 20v1 for myself soon?"}, {"start": 24988.06, "end": 25015.34, "text": " Or should I host a 20v1 for like Melvin?"}, {"start": 25015.34, "end": 25018.34, "text": " 182 with JC and VR chat, we already been that though"}, {"start": 25045.34, "end": 25047.74, "text": " 20 black guys versus Muda?"}, {"start": 25075.34, "end": 25095.14, "text": " Is a musty flick hard to do in this game?"}, {"start": 25095.14, "end": 25098.02, "text": " Is that how you do a musty right there?"}, {"start": 25098.02, "end": 25103.02, "text": " I just don't understand"}, {"start": 25112.02, "end": 25114.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 25119.72, "end": 25121.72, "text": " Like that"}, {"start": 25128.02, "end": 25158.0, "text": " How do I do a breezy?"}, {"start": 25158.0, "end": 25187.76, "text": " like this? Is that a breezy chat? Is that a breezy?"}, {"start": 25187.760000000002, "end": 25194.760000000002, "text": " So how do you do like a musty?"}, {"start": 25203.88, "end": 25210.88, "text": " Well I feel like this shit is just so complicated chat, like genuinely."}, {"start": 25213.000000000004, "end": 25216.2, "text": " Yo can this generate my bracket? Like god damn."}, {"start": 25216.2, "end": 25223.2, "text": " thank you bro"}, {"start": 25224.64, "end": 25227.12, "text": " so what do you guys think the hardest game"}, {"start": 25227.12, "end": 25227.68, "text": " is in the"}, {"start": 25246.2, "end": 25248.260000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 25276.2, "end": 25278.260000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 25306.2, "end": 25308.260000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 25336.2, "end": 25338.260000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 25366.2, "end": 25368.260000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 25396.2, "end": 25398.260000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 25426.2, "end": 25428.260000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 25456.2, "end": 25458.260000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 25486.2, "end": 25488.260000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 25516.2, "end": 25518.260000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 25546.2, "end": 25548.260000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 25576.2, "end": 25578.260000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 25606.2, "end": 25608.260000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 25636.2, "end": 25638.260000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 25666.2, "end": 25668.260000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 25696.2, "end": 25698.260000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 25726.2, "end": 25728.260000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 25786.2, "end": 25792.02, "text": " You gotta smoke, you better do what you supposed to do."}, {"start": 25792.02, "end": 25796.36, "text": " I'm like why I gotta be out of here, but still I can't deny the fact that it's true."}, {"start": 25796.36, "end": 25798.7, "text": " Listen to you expressing all them feelings."}, {"start": 25798.7, "end": 25801.48, "text": " So far for rappers, all these niggas sound like all my children."}, {"start": 25801.48, "end": 25804.8, "text": " And that's who you thinkin', it's about to come and make a killing."}, {"start": 25804.8, "end": 25808.18, "text": " I guess it really is just me, myself, and all my millions."}, {"start": 25808.18, "end": 25810.56, "text": " You know it ain't even got it like that."}, {"start": 25810.56, "end": 25813.72, "text": " You gon' hide me up and make me catch a body like that."}, {"start": 25813.72, "end": 25815.440000000002, "text": " Cause I live for this, it is."}, {"start": 25815.440000000002, "end": 25818.440000000002, "text": " I mean, I don't know what's happening, bro. Why is this guy doing this?"}, {"start": 25819.7, "end": 25821.2, "text": " Why did this guy go AFK?"}, {"start": 25821.2, "end": 25848.2, "text": " Probably got sent to the hospital after queuing, but I hope not."}, {"start": 25848.2, "end": 25855.2, "text": " I even gave him a chance that is- wait what?"}, {"start": 25866.96, "end": 25873.4, "text": " Bro is this guy fucking stupid?"}, {"start": 25873.4, "end": 25875.4, "text": " Did you miss the Uber?"}, {"start": 25875.4, "end": 25878.4, "text": " Yeah, I didn't get any message."}, {"start": 25878.4, "end": 25879.4, "text": " Like, voila."}, {"start": 25879.4, "end": 25881.4, "text": " Wait, I didn't text the armsprout."}, {"start": 25881.4, "end": 25883.4, "text": " They brought the Uber name."}, {"start": 25886.4, "end": 25888.4, "text": " He missed the fucking Uber, bro."}, {"start": 25898.4, "end": 25900.4, "text": " He missed the fucking Uber, bro."}, {"start": 25903.4, "end": 25921.16, "text": " How is my face cam sus what do you mean bro you didn't tell me how much is no"}, {"start": 25921.16, "end": 25925.84, "text": " jaw on I literally as I edit the call I said okay I'm ordering it now you said"}, {"start": 25925.84, "end": 25932.04, "text": " okay okay bet I'm getting ready I'm looking you right now I'm looking at"}, {"start": 25932.04, "end": 25934.04, "text": " Anyway"}, {"start": 25941.68, "end": 25944.7, "text": " What the fuck is a hammer head shark looking ass boy mean"}, {"start": 25944.7, "end": 25962.38, "text": " draw be ready bro be ready please like look let's go side the window"}, {"start": 25962.38, "end": 25972.22, "text": " how am i wait why the matches ended but what is happening on rock league right now bro what the"}, {"start": 25972.22, "end": 25979.22, "text": " the fuck"}, {"start": 25979.460000000003, "end": 25984.86, "text": " but I wonder but what if a haircut do I get like seriously"}, {"start": 25984.86, "end": 25987.5, "text": " do I cut really short"}, {"start": 25987.5, "end": 25992.18, "text": " should I cut but should I actually buzz just a fucking buzz"}, {"start": 25992.18, "end": 25997.74, "text": " bro how chopped would I be though"}, {"start": 25997.74, "end": 26000.24, "text": " Like actually how chopped would I be if I buzzed?"}, {"start": 26013.34, "end": 26015.640000000003, "text": " Might on ironically look better?"}, {"start": 26018.640000000003, "end": 26022.440000000002, "text": " Like does my face shape look good for a buzz cut though?"}, {"start": 26027.74, "end": 26053.22, "text": " Your face is too long, don't do it."}, {"start": 26053.22, "end": 26055.780000000002, "text": " Can you do a hairline check first?"}, {"start": 26059.620000000003, "end": 26062.620000000003, "text": " Is that a good hairline or no? I can't tell."}, {"start": 26067.22, "end": 26069.22, "text": " Why are you guys saying yikes?"}, {"start": 26069.22, "end": 26084.22, "text": " Well, I have another AFK."}, {"start": 26084.22, "end": 26108.22, "text": " Why are you asking surprise?"}, {"start": 26108.22, "end": 26121.420000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 26121.420000000002, "end": 26126.14, "text": " Get my shit and play it, I ain't even got to say it right now."}, {"start": 26126.14, "end": 26127.58, "text": " You know what we need to do, chat?"}, {"start": 26127.58, "end": 26134.260000000002, "text": " We need, like, bro, someone needs to come up with a tool to, like, put hair on your"}, {"start": 26134.260000000002, "end": 26141.940000000002, "text": " head after you already got the haircut. So for example if I wanted to get a"}, {"start": 26141.940000000002, "end": 26147.820000000003, "text": " buzz cut I could see how it looks like and then if it looks bad I can just pull"}, {"start": 26147.820000000003, "end": 26150.620000000003, "text": " my hair back on you know."}, {"start": 26164.260000000002, "end": 26180.02, "text": " Just use AI? I can't bro. Every time I use AI I do some weird shit with my eyes bro,"}, {"start": 26180.02, "end": 26193.820000000003, "text": " but I don't know what the fuck they do."}, {"start": 26193.82, "end": 26196.56, "text": " I don't have drug added eyes, what the fuck does that even mean?"}, {"start": 26223.82, "end": 26227.42, "text": " What a hop on lesion does it look like I'm playing fucking Rainbow Six Siege?"}, {"start": 26237.98, "end": 26239.98, "text": " I mean, I don't know what to do"}, {"start": 26253.82, "end": 26271.26, "text": " oh my god like fuck"}, {"start": 26283.82, "end": 26291.3, "text": " Tidal should be wood trading my first rocket leaf segment."}, {"start": 26313.82, "end": 26315.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 26343.82, "end": 26345.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 26373.82, "end": 26375.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 26403.82, "end": 26405.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 26433.82, "end": 26435.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 26463.82, "end": 26465.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 26493.82, "end": 26495.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 26523.82, "end": 26525.82, "text": " Doing things I never do"}, {"start": 26525.82, "end": 26528.82, "text": " I'm in the kitchen talking things she likes"}, {"start": 26528.82, "end": 26531.82, "text": " We're railroad whites breaking all those rules"}, {"start": 26531.82, "end": 26533.82, "text": " Someday I wanna make you my wife"}, {"start": 26533.82, "end": 26536.82, "text": " That girl, nice up my pop holster"}, {"start": 26536.82, "end": 26539.82, "text": " That girl, it's the time they say"}, {"start": 26539.82, "end": 26541.82, "text": " That girl, it's the gun to my holster"}, {"start": 26541.82, "end": 26544.82, "text": " And she's running to my mind all day"}, {"start": 26544.82, "end": 26547.82, "text": " Hey, shawty's like a melody in my head"}, {"start": 26547.82, "end": 26550.82, "text": " That I can't keep on coming singing like"}, {"start": 26550.82, "end": 26552.82, "text": " Na na na na every day"}, {"start": 26552.82, "end": 26554.82, "text": " Like my eyeballs don't be played"}, {"start": 26554.82, "end": 26555.82, "text": " Replay"}, {"start": 26555.82, "end": 26556.82, "text": " Shies"}, {"start": 26556.82, "end": 26558.82, "text": " Like the melody in my head"}, {"start": 26558.82, "end": 26560.82, "text": " That I can't keep from coming singing back"}, {"start": 26560.82, "end": 26562.82, "text": " Na na na na every day"}, {"start": 26562.82, "end": 26564.82, "text": " Like my eyeballs don't be played"}, {"start": 26564.82, "end": 26566.82, "text": " Replay"}, {"start": 26566.82, "end": 26568.82, "text": " I can be your melody"}, {"start": 26568.82, "end": 26570.82, "text": " A girl I could write you a symphony"}, {"start": 26570.82, "end": 26572.82, "text": " The one I could feel you"}, {"start": 26572.82, "end": 26574.82, "text": " Oh, I better lose"}, {"start": 26582.82, "end": 26609.78, "text": " Am I bumping my teammate too much?"}, {"start": 26609.78, "end": 26611.78, "text": " Play 1v2, good luck."}, {"start": 26621.78, "end": 26625.78, "text": " Why are my fucking teammates so cortisol today, bro?"}, {"start": 26639.78, "end": 26649.52, "text": " I'm a boy she's in my boy she's in"}, {"start": 26679.52, "end": 26680.02, "text": " God"}, {"start": 26684.84, "end": 26686.84, "text": " I can't even put music on check, anyone's sacked"}, {"start": 26688.600000000002, "end": 26691.8, "text": " Well I might actually, well my heart's racing, I might actually win my fucking first tournament"}, {"start": 26709.52, "end": 26734.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 26734.52, "end": 26753.2, "text": " put on black ice brother isn't any black ice it's fucking rocket league"}, {"start": 26753.2, "end": 26766.96, "text": " I mean bro do I ever touch the ball and I don't know what to do"}, {"start": 26766.96, "end": 26768.96, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 26776.96, "end": 26778.96, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 26826.96, "end": 26852.879999999997, "text": " what the fuck is this jiggle get the fuck up"}, {"start": 26852.88, "end": 26854.88, "text": " go back to my playlist"}, {"start": 26858.88, "end": 26860.88, "text": " go back to my playlist bro"}, {"start": 26862.88, "end": 26865.88, "text": " make my ass jiggle, what the fuck"}, {"start": 26872.88, "end": 26876.88, "text": " chat, what are the chances I get banned, unbanned on uh"}, {"start": 26882.88, "end": 26885.88, "text": " Ah, 0%?"}, {"start": 26887.88, "end": 26889.88, "text": " Why are you guys saying that, bro?"}, {"start": 26890.88, "end": 26894.88, "text": " I said no to the PCchecks, we're like, you're dodging, you're dodging, you're dodging."}, {"start": 26894.88, "end": 26899.88, "text": " Well guys, I am the reason why he said no, because I informed him and I want people to be informed"}, {"start": 26899.88, "end": 26902.88, "text": " and I want to not push PCchecks onto anyone."}, {"start": 26902.88, "end": 26904.88, "text": " Like, I'm being fair here."}, {"start": 26904.88, "end": 26909.88, "text": " It is very evasive and the people that do do PCchecks have bad raps because they used to be in a community"}, {"start": 26909.88, "end": 26912.600000000002, "text": " And that's how they find these things."}, {"start": 26912.600000000002, "end": 26914.64, "text": " And Muda says, yeah, now I'll pass on that rule."}, {"start": 26914.64, "end": 26916.56, "text": " And I get that, because it's a huge fucking story."}, {"start": 26916.56, "end": 26918.8, "text": " There's also sensitive information on that PC,"}, {"start": 26918.8, "end": 26920.920000000002, "text": " regardless of having cheats or not."}, {"start": 26920.920000000002, "end": 26927.600000000002, "text": " So regardless of that, guys, this is a completely fair thing"}, {"start": 26927.600000000002, "end": 26928.280000000002, "text": " for Muda to do."}, {"start": 26928.280000000002, "end": 26932.960000000003, "text": " So people who talk about this, I don't know that."}, {"start": 26939.88, "end": 26949.88, "text": " Was there anything I did that was sus in the 1v1s or unlocked my games?"}, {"start": 26949.88, "end": 26956.88, "text": " Was I really doing anything that was remotely sus?"}, {"start": 26956.88, "end": 26963.88, "text": " I know all the cheating shit in the past and all that shit came to light."}, {"start": 26963.88, "end": 26967.88, "text": " But I'm talking about now. I'm not talking about 8 years ago."}, {"start": 26967.88, "end": 26971.48, "text": " Talking about now bro, is there anything I did that was even sus?"}, {"start": 26976.52, "end": 26978.920000000002, "text": " Like bro, wasn't that deep in my opinion wala?"}, {"start": 26980.440000000002, "end": 26980.940000000002, "text": " Boom"}, {"start": 26997.88, "end": 27012.16, "text": " semi-finals chat is this the end"}, {"start": 27012.16, "end": 27019.66, "text": " semi-finals when's that when's like the end chat"}, {"start": 27019.66, "end": 27027.66, "text": " finals"}, {"start": 27049.66, "end": 27051.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27079.66, "end": 27081.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27109.66, "end": 27111.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27139.66, "end": 27141.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27169.66, "end": 27171.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27229.66, "end": 27245.66, "text": " We just lose the game after that."}, {"start": 27245.66, "end": 27253.26, "text": " I'm not lost in chat, I don't know why I'm not lost in bro."}, {"start": 27253.260000000002, "end": 27255.260000000002, "text": " I'm not locked in, I'm not locked in!"}, {"start": 27283.260000000002, "end": 27299.58, "text": " I mean bro I swear to god I don't know if it's just me bro but he's ballchasing very"}, {"start": 27299.58, "end": 27303.940000000002, "text": " hard I don't know if it's me though like maybe I might be the ballchaser cause all"}, {"start": 27303.940000000002, "end": 27308.74, "text": " I do is play ones I don't know I don't know who it is it might be me though cause all"}, {"start": 27308.74, "end": 27337.74, "text": " All I do is play once bro, so I don't know what the fuck it looks like to have a teammate."}, {"start": 27337.74, "end": 27339.74, "text": " Holy shit, I almost missed that shit, bro."}, {"start": 27345.420000000002, "end": 27346.920000000002, "text": " LOCKED!"}, {"start": 27367.74, "end": 27378.52, "text": " I want to go for a pinch bro, but that was my bad"}, {"start": 27397.74, "end": 27404.74, "text": " I'm not sure what you guys will do."}, {"start": 27404.780000000002, "end": 27407.780000000002, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 27407.780000000002, "end": 27414.86, "text": " I'm not sure what you guys will do."}, {"start": 27414.86, "end": 27425.86, "text": " I'm not sure what you guys will do."}, {"start": 27457.74, "end": 27463.86, "text": " I had no speed on that fucking shot."}, {"start": 27463.86, "end": 27468.820000000003, "text": " It's all yours bro."}, {"start": 27468.820000000003, "end": 27473.06, "text": " It's already gone."}, {"start": 27473.06, "end": 27475.06, "text": " It's all yours bro."}, {"start": 27475.06, "end": 27480.86, "text": " I feel like I can't touch the ball when I'm with this teammate but I'm gonna be honest."}, {"start": 27480.86, "end": 27481.86, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 27481.86, "end": 27483.02, "text": " Maybe it's just me."}, {"start": 27483.02, "end": 27484.58, "text": " I swear to God it might be me though bro."}, {"start": 27484.58, "end": 27485.58, "text": " Like the one that might be me."}, {"start": 27485.58, "end": 27486.58, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 27486.58, "end": 27493.58, "text": " All I do is play 1s bro so I don't know how to rotate in 2s but when I swear to God I feel like it's just been passing all day."}, {"start": 27499.58, "end": 27500.58, "text": " Like I don't know."}, {"start": 27501.58, "end": 27504.58, "text": " I did sell though but I mean I like I don't know."}, {"start": 27516.58, "end": 27521.74, "text": " You gotta distance yourself from him bro. I'm trying to distance myself from him. Did I just leave the tournament?"}, {"start": 27576.58, "end": 27578.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 27606.58, "end": 27612.58, "text": " Honestly bro, I don't want to play with him anyway."}, {"start": 27612.58, "end": 27616.22, "text": " He just kept spamming, okay, okay, okay, he's going to piss me off."}, {"start": 27616.22, "end": 27618.22, "text": " Checked pilot stream."}, {"start": 27636.58, "end": 27651.58, "text": " I know. 80's crazy though. 80's like... 80's like... there's like bullshit. Probably 80's like dude, there's like bullshit on there like, you're a kiss like, your cousin."}, {"start": 27651.58, "end": 27653.58, "text": " I'm not a kiss your cousin."}, {"start": 27653.58, "end": 27657.58, "text": " What? No. I'm not one. No, no, no. I'm not watching that."}, {"start": 27657.58, "end": 27659.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 27661.08, "end": 27667.22, "text": " Know no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no"}, {"start": 27667.940000000002, "end": 27670.120000000003, "text": " What do you mean we all kiss our cousin no?"}, {"start": 27671.74, "end": 27673.74, "text": " No no no"}, {"start": 27678.7, "end": 27680.7, "text": " No"}, {"start": 27687.58, "end": 27697.58, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 27698.58, "end": 27699.58, "text": " Did you set it up or anything?"}, {"start": 27699.58, "end": 27700.58, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 27700.58, "end": 27702.58, "text": " You needed the internet password?"}, {"start": 27702.58, "end": 27703.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 27703.58, "end": 27706.58, "text": " I was looking at the card, I'm charging."}, {"start": 27706.58, "end": 27707.58, "text": " What was it?"}, {"start": 27707.58, "end": 27708.58, "text": " You guys are busy?"}, {"start": 27708.58, "end": 27709.58, "text": " Yeah, I was not thinking about it."}, {"start": 27709.58, "end": 27712.58, "text": " I'm charging it for the bit of means, but there could be..."}, {"start": 27712.58, "end": 27713.58, "text": " The password?"}, {"start": 27713.58, "end": 27714.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 27714.58, "end": 27716.58, "text": " If I leave my password, is that okay?"}, {"start": 27716.58, "end": 27718.58, "text": " I don't know why would you"}, {"start": 27723.58, "end": 27725.58, "text": " Are you getting a haircut too?"}, {"start": 27726.58, "end": 27728.58, "text": " What do you think I should do with my haircut bro?"}, {"start": 27729.58, "end": 27730.58, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 27730.58, "end": 27731.58, "text": " Should I do a buzz?"}, {"start": 27731.58, "end": 27733.58, "text": " Okay, this is a little bad in person, but..."}, {"start": 27736.58, "end": 27737.58, "text": " Can we get a buzz?"}, {"start": 27737.58, "end": 27739.58, "text": " Can we get a buzz arc?"}, {"start": 27739.58, "end": 27741.58, "text": " What does R9 mean?"}, {"start": 27741.58, "end": 27742.58, "text": " R9?"}, {"start": 27742.58, "end": 27744.58, "text": " Yeah, they can say get an R9 haircut."}, {"start": 27744.58, "end": 27749.18, "text": " I don't know or nine haircut"}, {"start": 27774.58, "end": 27777.980000000003, "text": " I can't remember all this."}, {"start": 27777.980000000003, "end": 27778.980000000003, "text": " I don't."}, {"start": 27778.980000000003, "end": 27779.980000000003, "text": " Little geek."}, {"start": 27779.980000000003, "end": 27780.980000000003, "text": " You don't?"}, {"start": 27780.980000000003, "end": 27781.980000000003, "text": " Barely."}, {"start": 27781.980000000003, "end": 27783.980000000003, "text": " So I'm getting on."}, {"start": 27783.980000000003, "end": 27784.980000000003, "text": " I am, bro."}, {"start": 27784.980000000003, "end": 27786.480000000003, "text": " I'm going to get a haircut."}, {"start": 27786.480000000003, "end": 27787.480000000003, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 27787.480000000003, "end": 27788.480000000003, "text": " But I don't know what to get, bro."}, {"start": 27788.480000000003, "end": 27789.480000000003, "text": " So what if I just buzz?"}, {"start": 27789.480000000003, "end": 27795.820000000003, "text": " So what if I just actually just buzz and see how it looks like?"}, {"start": 27795.820000000003, "end": 27800.980000000003, "text": " What if I get a buzz cut, though?"}, {"start": 27800.980000000003, "end": 27804.02, "text": " What if I were to get a buzz cut?"}, {"start": 27804.02, "end": 27806.02, "text": " I just want to actually say one last time."}, {"start": 27818.82, "end": 27820.22, "text": " But why are you doing that shit, bro?"}, {"start": 27820.22, "end": 27821.420000000002, "text": " You're so stupid, bro."}, {"start": 27821.420000000002, "end": 27823.420000000002, "text": " Why are you doing that?"}, {"start": 27823.420000000002, "end": 27825.920000000002, "text": " Actually?"}, {"start": 27825.920000000002, "end": 27826.420000000002, "text": " Still!"}, {"start": 27834.02, "end": 27863.98, "text": " I mean I want to see like how would I look like with a bus kill me?"}, {"start": 27863.98, "end": 27871.82, "text": " FaceTime. Hey Siri FaceTime stable Ronaldo. What's it do? Starting a FaceTime call to stable"}, {"start": 27871.82, "end": 27877.34, "text": " now you're cooked out. Your dead ass cooked. Like who the fuck is using a MacBook for fucking"}, {"start": 27877.34, "end": 27888.62, "text": " stream bro? Holy shit. I deserve to fucking die. Oh, now we're good. Now we're good."}, {"start": 27888.62, "end": 27891.18, "text": " Now we're actually good, okay?"}, {"start": 27892.78, "end": 27894.3, "text": " Yeah, now we're actually good."}, {"start": 27894.3, "end": 27896.7, "text": " Okay, Ron, you looked handsome during the charity match."}, {"start": 27896.7, "end": 27897.82, "text": " Thank you first time, chatter."}, {"start": 27897.82, "end": 27898.94, "text": " Actually much appreciated."}, {"start": 27898.94, "end": 27901.02, "text": " Deadass, thank you so fucking much, bro."}, {"start": 27901.02, "end": 27902.42, "text": " Deadass, thank you so much."}, {"start": 27903.899999999998, "end": 27906.579999999998, "text": " Let's see here, I'm not cooking a Nemo clip"}, {"start": 27906.579999999998, "end": 27908.42, "text": " as my first thing of the day,"}, {"start": 27908.42, "end": 27910.42, "text": " but we'll start with this, shall we?"}, {"start": 27911.379999999997, "end": 27913.34, "text": " Okay, can't believe we won."}, {"start": 27913.34, "end": 27917.379999999997, "text": " Deadass, why the fuck is triple fucking T in my,"}, {"start": 27917.379999999997, "end": 27918.219999999998, "text": " what is this?"}, {"start": 27918.22, "end": 27924.780000000002, "text": " Triple T. Yo, Muda calling. Muda. He's interrupting my intro. Like, I don't, yo."}, {"start": 27924.780000000002, "end": 27927.18, "text": " No, Muda is calling, bro. This is what I'm just gonna say, bro."}, {"start": 27927.18, "end": 27928.780000000002, "text": " I cheated. I don't give a fuck. Fuck you."}, {"start": 27933.74, "end": 27938.54, "text": " Jesus fucking Christ, that guy thinks, yo, holy fucking shit, bro. Didn't he fucking cheat?"}, {"start": 27938.54, "end": 27940.86, "text": " I saw this whole thing, bro. Didn't he, isn't he a fucking cheater?"}, {"start": 27942.620000000003, "end": 27948.14, "text": " Holy shit, bro. Holy fucking shit. He's a cheater, right? He's a no good fucking dirty"}, {"start": 27948.14, "end": 27953.18, "text": " Cheater he's a dirty fucking cheater, bro. I don't want to associate myself with that bro. Fuck you"}, {"start": 27955.54, "end": 27958.44, "text": " Listen, bro me Marlin and triple T did great out there"}, {"start": 27959.54, "end": 27961.54, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 27978.14, "end": 27979.14, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 27980.14, "end": 27982.14, "text": " It's Tuesday!"}, {"start": 27982.14, "end": 27985.14, "text": " The training was worth it, my son!"}, {"start": 27986.14, "end": 27987.14, "text": " Anyone who saw it?"}, {"start": 27987.14, "end": 27989.14, "text": " So why am I fucking..."}, {"start": 27989.14, "end": 27990.14, "text": " I didn't believe you, she is."}, {"start": 27990.14, "end": 27991.14, "text": " I thought that was good."}, {"start": 27996.14, "end": 27998.14, "text": " All good is being trained in the back."}, {"start": 27999.14, "end": 28000.14, "text": " What do you want, cheater?"}, {"start": 28000.14, "end": 28001.14, "text": " What do you want, bro?"}, {"start": 28001.14, "end": 28002.14, "text": " What do you want?"}, {"start": 28002.14, "end": 28004.14, "text": " Bro, do you guys just live on Twitter?"}, {"start": 28004.14, "end": 28005.14, "text": " Like, bro."}, {"start": 28005.14, "end": 28007.14, "text": " Anyway, bro, I don't want to say congratulations, bro."}, {"start": 28007.14, "end": 28011.1, "text": " Congratulations, bro. I'd like to performance bro at the uh, I really like their performance"}, {"start": 28011.100000000002, "end": 28018.100000000002, "text": " I don't know what the mouse is doing man."}, {"start": 28029.100000000002, "end": 28031.100000000002, "text": " The mouse is gone bro."}, {"start": 28031.100000000002, "end": 28033.100000000002, "text": " How do you lose the fucking mouse?"}, {"start": 28033.100000000002, "end": 28036.100000000002, "text": " It's not here. The mouse isn't here."}, {"start": 28036.660000000003, "end": 28041.2, "text": " So much someone my chance at two Jason two Jason's in one"}, {"start": 28042.52, "end": 28046.140000000003, "text": " What are you saying? What are you saying?"}, {"start": 28046.300000000003, "end": 28048.300000000003, "text": " What are you saying?"}, {"start": 28058.38, "end": 28060.38, "text": " Chow, why am I banned bro?"}, {"start": 28066.100000000002, "end": 28070.260000000002, "text": " Like am I actually like chat? Why am I banned, bro?"}, {"start": 28081.780000000002, "end": 28083.780000000002, "text": " And why does nobody like me anymore, bro?"}, {"start": 28087.7, "end": 28092.340000000004, "text": " Dude, every time Fett goes live in the last four fucking streams, he's been fucking reacting to me."}, {"start": 28092.34, "end": 28095.54, "text": " Now that we're all here..."}, {"start": 28095.54, "end": 28101.54, "text": " Oh my god, no."}, {"start": 28101.54, "end": 28131.46, "text": " I know you miss siege, I swear to God I miss siege."}, {"start": 28131.46, "end": 28133.46, "text": " Do I need to help with anything?"}, {"start": 28137.14, "end": 28139.14, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 28139.66, "end": 28143.46, "text": " What? Yeah, we're using IRL toolkit"}, {"start": 28149.739999999998, "end": 28151.739999999998, "text": " No"}, {"start": 28153.86, "end": 28155.86, "text": " Shrevelyn"}, {"start": 28155.86, "end": 28162.68, "text": " You got banned from the most dog water game you should be thankful"}, {"start": 28166.02, "end": 28171.4, "text": " You know, bro, I have an idea bro. Let's play some fucking apex bro. I mean chat listen, bro"}, {"start": 28171.600000000002, "end": 28173.920000000002, "text": " You guys know I'm a professional apex player, right?"}, {"start": 28175.24, "end": 28180.06, "text": " Chat you got wait. Yeah, you guys you guys know a professional apex player, right?"}, {"start": 28185.86, "end": 28211.9, "text": " Collect all of the cheats, it's just not true bro, I'm not cheating dude, I haven't"}, {"start": 28211.9, "end": 28217.260000000002, "text": " Bro, I don't really like this game at all. This game is way too hard though, but you know what? Let's try it out"}, {"start": 28237.260000000002, "end": 28241.02, "text": " Stop stop my stop being weird"}, {"start": 28241.9, "end": 28245.34, "text": " What do you mean bro? How many games do you cheat in?"}, {"start": 28245.34, "end": 28250.7, "text": " Bro, it was FaceIt Anti-Cheat. Bro, it was CSGO FaceIt Anti-Cheat."}, {"start": 28271.9, "end": 28273.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 28273.9, "end": 28275.9, "text": " It's already on!"}, {"start": 28275.9, "end": 28279.9, "text": " Yeah, I always, I'm always live on IRL."}, {"start": 28279.9, "end": 28283.9, "text": " Well, what are you saying I'm baldy?"}, {"start": 28283.9, "end": 28285.9, "text": " I'm not baldy."}, {"start": 28285.9, "end": 28287.9, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 28287.9, "end": 28289.9, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 28289.9, "end": 28291.9, "text": " I'm baldy."}, {"start": 28291.9, "end": 28293.9, "text": " I'm not baldy."}, {"start": 28293.9, "end": 28295.9, "text": " I'm not baldy."}, {"start": 28295.9, "end": 28297.9, "text": " I'm not baldy."}, {"start": 28297.9, "end": 28299.9, "text": " I'm not baldy."}, {"start": 28299.9, "end": 28314.9, "text": " oh my fucking goodness oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god stop stop stop"}, {"start": 28314.9, "end": 28333.18, "text": " I wonder how I'd look with a buzz cut, bro, let me open up with a snapchat, you know what"}, {"start": 28333.18, "end": 28344.82, "text": " I'm gonna use chat GT."}, {"start": 28344.82, "end": 28357.9, "text": " me with a buzz cut chat what's a hair cut that's before a buzz cut"}, {"start": 28359.1, "end": 28364.5, "text": " Gemma use Gemini or Claude why is strategy we see like not the meta anymore"}, {"start": 28364.5, "end": 28389.06, "text": " chat? It's not the meta anymore? Really? Make me buzzed. Make me give me a buzz cut."}, {"start": 28389.06, "end": 28393.38, "text": " rock or Gemini."}, {"start": 28393.38, "end": 28401.38, "text": " I'm using Claude right now."}, {"start": 28401.38, "end": 28407.74, "text": " Why am I fucking Bloodhound, bro?"}, {"start": 28407.74, "end": 28411.420000000002, "text": " I said I'm not able to manipulate photos, I can only view and describe them, but I don't"}, {"start": 28411.420000000002, "end": 28416.100000000002, "text": " have the tools to modify them."}, {"start": 28416.100000000002, "end": 28437.100000000002, "text": " The flaw doesn't work."}, {"start": 28437.100000000002, "end": 28441.7, "text": " You look like a Taliban leader."}, {"start": 28441.7, "end": 28445.74, "text": " You look like a prisoner."}, {"start": 28445.74, "end": 28456.58, "text": " break from wish I should have that okay what other hair"}, {"start": 28456.58, "end": 28477.58, "text": " to ask for. Give me very short hair."}, {"start": 28477.58, "end": 28480.58, "text": " Wait you guys don't think I look good with like a buzz? Like if I want to look like"}, {"start": 28480.58, "end": 28495.100000000002, "text": " like Jinxie or Marlin, like give me a low taper fade with short hair. Get a"}, {"start": 28495.100000000002, "end": 28500.300000000003, "text": " mullet with a fade, trust me. You guys know I used to have that, right? I used to"}, {"start": 28500.3, "end": 28509.3, "text": " have a burst fade which was like AK like basically a mullet."}, {"start": 28516.3, "end": 28525.3, "text": " Do I look bad? Do I look good with this chat? Do I look good like that?"}, {"start": 28530.3, "end": 28541.54, "text": " You look like gay Michael Scofield"}, {"start": 28541.54, "end": 28552.7, "text": " My hair I just I just want to take this all along. That's all I want, bro. I can't look at this anymore, bro"}, {"start": 28620.3, "end": 28625.3, "text": " It smells like an ass. I would not look good with a crew cutter."}, {"start": 28625.3, "end": 28627.3, "text": " What do you mean snipers?"}, {"start": 28637.3, "end": 28639.3, "text": " That's nice, that's nice. Extended mag."}, {"start": 28639.3, "end": 28643.3, "text": " Yeah, I said I'd work on them. I don't even know what's out there now."}, {"start": 28644.3, "end": 28646.3, "text": " That date? Don't look at it like that date."}, {"start": 28647.3, "end": 28649.3, "text": " Is Nemesis burst good?"}, {"start": 28649.3, "end": 28651.3, "text": " I had a burst gun."}, {"start": 28654.3, "end": 28656.3, "text": " Scared the fucking shit out of me."}, {"start": 28656.3, "end": 28658.3, "text": " Did he need anything or nothing?"}, {"start": 28679.3, "end": 28681.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 28683.899999999998, "end": 28688.219999999998, "text": " Have we got a little place to go for a second, right? Yeah"}, {"start": 28700.34, "end": 28705.78, "text": " Yeah, let's talk. I'll still take him. I can't this shitty night"}, {"start": 28705.78, "end": 28711.26, "text": " So why don't they add like a, uh, Chai the Volt?"}, {"start": 28711.26, "end": 28714.26, "text": " Good, yes or no?"}, {"start": 28714.26, "end": 28719.26, "text": " Alright, moving toward the circle."}, {"start": 28719.26, "end": 28720.26, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 28720.26, "end": 28728.26, "text": " Hey, my big pig mom, the same girl, she's like, you know what I'm saying."}, {"start": 28728.26, "end": 28731.26, "text": " Alright, it's like it picked for us."}, {"start": 28731.26, "end": 28735.66, "text": " Chai, is your day 6 coming out this year or now?"}, {"start": 28735.66, "end": 28737.66, "text": " I don't my friend"}, {"start": 28740.3, "end": 28742.3, "text": " The cotton is"}, {"start": 28745.26, "end": 28750.42, "text": " Punching a tunnel heads up the ring's moving heads up new cheerleader"}, {"start": 28757.5, "end": 28759.5, "text": " This watch"}, {"start": 28825.66, "end": 28830.66, "text": " Let's not push the top button."}, {"start": 28830.66, "end": 28835.66, "text": " Do you guys have any pistol ammo?"}, {"start": 28835.66, "end": 28841.66, "text": " This upgrade should help."}, {"start": 28841.66, "end": 28846.66, "text": " Do you guys perhaps have any sniper ammo by any chance?"}, {"start": 28846.66, "end": 28851.66, "text": " I would just aim the circle."}, {"start": 28851.66, "end": 28856.32, "text": " right for like all I'm going down bro"}, {"start": 28856.32, "end": 28861.2, "text": " do you guys have any uh... sniper and all by any chance"}, {"start": 28861.2, "end": 28864.34, "text": " uh... it's the second"}, {"start": 28864.34, "end": 28865.28, "text": " got a"}, {"start": 28865.28, "end": 28868.0, "text": " sniper uh..."}, {"start": 28868.0, "end": 28871.0, "text": " here it's the uh... it's the purple and all"}, {"start": 28871.0, "end": 28875.12, "text": " thank you very much thank you so much"}, {"start": 28875.12, "end": 28877.04, "text": " so you have an optic"}, {"start": 28877.04, "end": 28880.64, "text": " Yeah, I just dropped it. It's a perfect sniper outfit."}, {"start": 28883.36, "end": 28884.96, "text": " Chat, can you keep her open, man?"}, {"start": 28884.96, "end": 28887.36, "text": " Yeah, I said this the other day, I don't know."}, {"start": 28890.48, "end": 28891.920000000002, "text": " Markings?"}, {"start": 28893.52, "end": 28894.96, "text": " Which one do we connect?"}, {"start": 28902.24, "end": 28904.24, "text": " Since when can Lifeline fly?"}, {"start": 28907.04, "end": 28918.04, "text": " I am looking for something to be found in this direction."}, {"start": 28918.04, "end": 28925.04, "text": " I don't think we should make all of those enemies near me."}, {"start": 28925.04, "end": 28926.04, "text": " I'm getting a..."}, {"start": 28926.04, "end": 28927.04, "text": " I'm getting a..."}, {"start": 28927.04, "end": 28929.04, "text": " a radioactive sign from..."}, {"start": 28929.04, "end": 28931.04, "text": " from Rave."}, {"start": 28931.04, "end": 28933.04, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 28933.04, "end": 28938.04, "text": " I think those enemies near us."}, {"start": 28938.04, "end": 28940.04, "text": " Okay, I'll meet you."}, {"start": 28993.04, "end": 29000.04, "text": " of"}, {"start": 29000.04, "end": 29003.04, "text": " death"}, {"start": 29003.04, "end": 29007.04, "text": " of"}, {"start": 29007.04, "end": 29010.04, "text": " death"}, {"start": 29010.04, "end": 29013.04, "text": " of"}, {"start": 29013.04, "end": 29015.04, "text": " death"}, {"start": 29015.04, "end": 29020.04, "text": " of"}, {"start": 29050.04, "end": 29052.04, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 29067.0, "end": 29069.0, "text": " Yep that game"}, {"start": 29072.36, "end": 29075.88, "text": " My games I can pause with a play chat like I don't know if I said just been at the hardest game in the world"}, {"start": 29080.04, "end": 29086.16, "text": " on it is don't want to put it on the actual thing, but I have this, I'm trying to, it"}, {"start": 29086.16, "end": 29091.48, "text": " may be connected to the wifi I don't know, but I put things on it."}, {"start": 29091.48, "end": 29092.48, "text": " Should I ask Jarvis?"}, {"start": 29092.48, "end": 29093.48, "text": " He can."}, {"start": 29093.48, "end": 29094.48, "text": " Jarvis is here."}, {"start": 29094.48, "end": 29095.48, "text": " Jarvis is definitely not here."}, {"start": 29095.48, "end": 29096.48, "text": " What's the, you try this, what's the blackout drumstick?"}, {"start": 29096.48, "end": 29097.48, "text": " Or like, can you text me or something?"}, {"start": 29097.48, "end": 29098.48, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 29098.48, "end": 29099.48, "text": " I've got a bit of an image."}, {"start": 29099.48, "end": 29100.48, "text": " Oh, it's still, I don't know."}, {"start": 29100.48, "end": 29102.48, "text": " What's the black fat nonsense?"}, {"start": 29102.48, "end": 29104.48, "text": " Or like, you text me or something?"}, {"start": 29104.48, "end": 29105.48, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 29105.48, "end": 29108.48, "text": " I've got to get it in the news."}, {"start": 29108.48, "end": 29111.48, "text": " I don't know what the fuck it is."}, {"start": 29111.48, "end": 29114.48, "text": " Why don't you just go back to the messages of you and the guy?"}, {"start": 29114.48, "end": 29115.48, "text": " No, I did."}, {"start": 29115.48, "end": 29116.48, "text": " I did that."}, {"start": 29116.48, "end": 29121.48, "text": " But it isn't really funny, you think?"}, {"start": 29121.48, "end": 29123.48, "text": " Should I just re-ask Jarvis?"}, {"start": 29123.48, "end": 29125.48, "text": " Bro, but where's Jarvis, though?"}, {"start": 29125.48, "end": 29126.48, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 29126.48, "end": 29127.48, "text": " Sponic."}, {"start": 29127.48, "end": 29136.0, "text": " I'm pretty sure we didn't unconnect anything so wouldn't we just realistically just need to connect?"}, {"start": 29136.0, "end": 29144.0, "text": " I mean, I'm trying to click off like, I'm trying to click live, nothing's working, I need to add something."}, {"start": 29144.0, "end": 29146.0, "text": " Did you buy the service yet?"}, {"start": 29146.0, "end": 29154.0, "text": " I literally bought it, but I bought the service, but then there's this thing where how do you do it?"}, {"start": 29154.0, "end": 29160.0, "text": " Yeah, so what if we, what's stopping you from just pressing go live on the thing?"}, {"start": 29160.0, "end": 29162.0, "text": " This? No, on the camera."}, {"start": 29162.0, "end": 29166.0, "text": " On the camera, I tried it. It doesn't even work."}, {"start": 29166.0, "end": 29168.0, "text": " But..."}, {"start": 29174.0, "end": 29176.0, "text": " Should we ask Grog?"}, {"start": 29176.0, "end": 29178.0, "text": " Well, I don't know."}, {"start": 29180.0, "end": 29182.0, "text": " But it just doesn't work."}, {"start": 29182.0, "end": 29185.0, "text": " I don't know how it works."}, {"start": 29186.0, "end": 29188.0, "text": " Should we call the guy?"}, {"start": 29188.0, "end": 29191.0, "text": " I don't know if you want."}, {"start": 29191.0, "end": 29193.0, "text": " But..."}, {"start": 29195.0, "end": 29197.0, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 29203.0, "end": 29205.0, "text": " I need 10,000 dollars to pay this up."}, {"start": 29205.0, "end": 29207.0, "text": " Oh, I can't."}, {"start": 29208.0, "end": 29210.0, "text": " I literally can't."}, {"start": 29210.0, "end": 29216.16, "text": " get a haircut you're looking chopped I know but actually I'm a bus today I"}, {"start": 29216.16, "end": 29226.88, "text": " honor honestly I actually get under mostly well it wouldn't matter because"}, {"start": 29226.88, "end": 29256.8, "text": " I mean, I guess we don't have to do an IRL, we don't need to do an IRL, we don't need"}, {"start": 29256.8, "end": 29262.32, "text": " to this could be it this is the"}, {"start": 29262.32, "end": 29271.88, "text": " ambition is the password well so I'm"}, {"start": 29271.88, "end": 29273.8, "text": " trying bro I just I don't know like I"}, {"start": 29273.8, "end": 29275.68, "text": " think Jawad low cuz it's been a while"}, {"start": 29275.68, "end": 29277.68, "text": " like I mean"}, {"start": 29285.48, "end": 29288.08, "text": " New trailer of GTA 6 my ass"}, {"start": 29292.72, "end": 29294.72, "text": " You're actually"}, {"start": 29295.84, "end": 29300.0, "text": " Wires bro. Yeah, what is Coachella? I don't even understand what Coachella is"}, {"start": 29300.0, "end": 29307.32, "text": " stream from your phone honestly chat I would bro but I swear to God every time"}, {"start": 29307.32, "end": 29314.72, "text": " I stream from my phone it just lags like it always just cuts in and cuts out"}, {"start": 29314.92, "end": 29324.92, "text": " stream faster I need to do something soon I mean why don't you just call the"}, {"start": 29324.920000000002, "end": 29326.920000000002, "text": " It's called Agaya."}, {"start": 29328.920000000002, "end": 29330.920000000002, "text": " What was the guy's name?"}, {"start": 29330.920000000002, "end": 29332.920000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 29352.800000000003, "end": 29356.640000000003, "text": " Don't know toolkit I mean"}, {"start": 29360.920000000002, "end": 29362.920000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 29365.000000000004, "end": 29367.940000000002, "text": " This is it right here, okay"}, {"start": 29371.640000000003, "end": 29374.300000000003, "text": " Wait, I don't know if I could leak this I don't I'm scared to leak this"}, {"start": 29377.320000000003, "end": 29379.320000000003, "text": " Just bring the barber to your house"}, {"start": 29381.4, "end": 29383.4, "text": " That's Loki not a bad show"}, {"start": 29390.920000000002, "end": 29406.920000000002, "text": " We all are at law. Oh my God outlaw. Outlaw. Please you can actually help us."}, {"start": 29406.920000000002, "end": 29410.920000000002, "text": " Outlaw you can actually help us. Join discord. join discord. Outlaw please join discord."}, {"start": 29410.920000000002, "end": 29414.920000000002, "text": " Outlaw join discord. You can actually help me please. Outlaw I need help. I need help please."}, {"start": 29414.920000000002, "end": 29419.920000000002, "text": " No, no. Outlaw. My camera needs help. Outlaw my camera. Outlaw my camera. I'm working."}, {"start": 29419.920000000002, "end": 29420.920000000002, "text": " working"}, {"start": 29421.920000000002, "end": 29426.300000000003, "text": " Allah how do I get out of all yo oh my god Allah"}, {"start": 29427.100000000002, "end": 29431.100000000002, "text": " You bro, okay Allah, please help me bro. How help me in my camera. Listen"}, {"start": 29431.74, "end": 29435.940000000002, "text": " Do you know anything? Do you know how to link anything with Irol run?"}, {"start": 29438.22, "end": 29440.22, "text": " Kinda okay listen"}, {"start": 29440.86, "end": 29442.7, "text": " My ears. Okay"}, {"start": 29442.7, "end": 29444.7, "text": " What's the issue job?"}, {"start": 29444.7, "end": 29449.58, "text": " is that like I had everything at the entrance is good like the camera is set up to the background but"}, {"start": 29449.58, "end": 29455.82, "text": " it just won't go live on the actual like live view website so apparently we can't go live on the live"}, {"start": 29455.82, "end": 29463.82, "text": " view website do you know why it could be a couple things i think i know a guy i can get even"}, {"start": 29463.82, "end": 29467.3, "text": " call with her now. I think if he's awake."}, {"start": 29467.3, "end": 29469.8, "text": " You have so much aura."}, {"start": 29469.8, "end": 29471.8, "text": " Yes, so much aura. Okay, wait."}, {"start": 29475.3, "end": 29476.8, "text": " So, Joel, what's the issue?"}, {"start": 29476.8, "end": 29478.3, "text": " Well, literally, you can't go live on the live,"}, {"start": 29478.3, "end": 29479.3, "text": " did you turn the camera on yet?"}, {"start": 29479.3, "end": 29481.3, "text": " Yeah, I did. Bro, it's really connected."}, {"start": 29481.3, "end": 29483.3, "text": " You can see in the thing,"}, {"start": 29483.3, "end": 29484.8, "text": " again, the mics looking everything."}, {"start": 29484.8, "end": 29488.3, "text": " I just can't make it go live, you know?"}, {"start": 29488.3, "end": 29489.3, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 29489.3, "end": 29490.8, "text": " Whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 29490.8, "end": 29492.3, "text": " Did we get banned from LiveView?"}, {"start": 29492.3, "end": 29495.3, "text": " maybe I don't know. Classic."}, {"start": 29495.3, "end": 29499.3, "text": " Okay, I will. Why are you saying Classic, bro?"}, {"start": 29509.3, "end": 29512.3, "text": " Oh, like, do you have someone that could, uh..."}, {"start": 29512.3, "end": 29514.3, "text": " I'm not saying it right now."}, {"start": 29514.3, "end": 29517.3, "text": " It might have you."}, {"start": 29517.3, "end": 29519.3, "text": " Oh my God, bro."}, {"start": 29519.3, "end": 29520.3, "text": " How do you have so much aura out long?"}, {"start": 29520.3, "end": 29524.739999999998, "text": " What are you going to do with that 10k that you won when I see it in two months?"}, {"start": 29526.66, "end": 29530.28, "text": " Two months. Yeah, apparently it takes two months to get"}, {"start": 29533.94, "end": 29535.94, "text": " Yo, actually"}, {"start": 29536.14, "end": 29538.7, "text": " Yeah, wait, is it so is it said?"}, {"start": 29539.579999999998, "end": 29543.18, "text": " Said yeah, yeah, I'm gonna call. Yeah, please that's how you to the call"}, {"start": 29550.3, "end": 29553.3, "text": " Oh my god, Saiyan, you actually have so much aura."}, {"start": 29554.3, "end": 29555.3, "text": " Alright, come here, come here."}, {"start": 29555.3, "end": 29556.3, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 29556.3, "end": 29557.3, "text": " You'll say hello?"}, {"start": 29558.3, "end": 29559.3, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 29559.3, "end": 29560.3, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 29560.3, "end": 29561.3, "text": " What do you need help with?"}, {"start": 29561.3, "end": 29568.3, "text": " So basically, okay, apparently we can do everything on LiveView except press the, on the website, we can't press go live, why?"}, {"start": 29569.3, "end": 29572.3, "text": " Oh, are you, wait, we have the LiveView thing?"}, {"start": 29572.3, "end": 29574.3, "text": " Okay, I don't have to say that."}, {"start": 29574.3, "end": 29576.3, "text": " Oh my god, what the fuck is happening?"}, {"start": 29576.3, "end": 29577.3, "text": " How do I stop that?"}, {"start": 29577.3, "end": 29578.3, "text": " I don't know, I don't know."}, {"start": 29578.3, "end": 29583.86, "text": " what you said do you have a live view like the bag yeah I have a live you back"}, {"start": 29583.86, "end": 29588.3, "text": " and everything I used to do this that we're into Berlin but right now they"}, {"start": 29588.3, "end": 29593.1, "text": " do a live button is like X out like it's um did you pay for the subscription"}, {"start": 29593.1, "end": 29598.7, "text": " yes it's paid do I you should have just like literally it's just easier here"}, {"start": 29598.7, "end": 29601.54, "text": " the streaming tools it said it wasn't paid and I paid it and it shows that"}, {"start": 29601.54, "end": 29608.219999999998, "text": " up but like I'm gonna put the ways if you just paid it it's"}, {"start": 29608.22, "end": 29611.22, "text": " going to take time to reactivate."}, {"start": 29611.22, "end": 29612.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 29612.22, "end": 29613.22, "text": " How long does it take?"}, {"start": 29613.22, "end": 29616.300000000003, "text": " I mean, if you want to use your, you could use your phone."}, {"start": 29616.300000000003, "end": 29619.9, "text": " I could, but my phone is, I have no data on my phone."}, {"start": 29619.9, "end": 29627.02, "text": " Do you think if I hotspot on my phone to the Samsung it would work?"}, {"start": 29627.02, "end": 29628.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 29628.02, "end": 29629.02, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 29629.02, "end": 29630.02, "text": " Do you have an iPhone?"}, {"start": 29630.02, "end": 29631.02, "text": " Do you have an iPhone?"}, {"start": 29631.02, "end": 29632.02, "text": " Yeah, I have an iPhone."}, {"start": 29632.02, "end": 29633.54, "text": " And I could hotspot it."}, {"start": 29633.54, "end": 29636.02, "text": " I mean, you could use that also if you want."}, {"start": 29636.02, "end": 29638.02, "text": " I'm just giving you a chance to Android."}, {"start": 29639.3, "end": 29642.3, "text": " Do you think that that is going to be strong enough to do that though?"}, {"start": 29643.100000000002, "end": 29645.600000000002, "text": " Uh, where are you going? Like, to get a haircut?"}, {"start": 29646.4, "end": 29652.100000000002, "text": " Haircut? I mean, it should be fine. I mean, unless it's like bad service everywhere over there."}, {"start": 29656.34, "end": 29660.34, "text": " Last time it was bad. Should we bring him here and do an Irish in the kitchen?"}, {"start": 29660.74, "end": 29662.74, "text": " I mean, that's not a bad show."}, {"start": 29662.74, "end": 29667.74, "text": " And you can't just bring a fucking phone box. Oh my god. Are you serious?"}, {"start": 29667.74, "end": 29669.74, "text": " But like, bro, my guys don't..."}, {"start": 29669.74, "end": 29674.74, "text": " No, it's not even your fault. Apparently Scythe said that you have to wait hours."}, {"start": 29674.74, "end": 29678.74, "text": " I mean, I can contact someone and see if they can activate it."}, {"start": 29678.74, "end": 29682.74, "text": " When you have that much aura, bro, I would personally fly out. How old are you?"}, {"start": 29682.74, "end": 29687.74, "text": " I'm 24. Let me contact somebody from it."}, {"start": 29687.74, "end": 29689.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 29691.34, "end": 29696.420000000002, "text": " Was so I was really how much Ron pays you a month. Oh, hey"}, {"start": 29698.74, "end": 29700.74, "text": " What that mean, oh my god"}, {"start": 29703.820000000003, "end": 29705.820000000003, "text": " Not soon though"}, {"start": 29706.74, "end": 29710.420000000002, "text": " Soon though soon, you know, I promise that I'm gonna pay everything"}, {"start": 29710.420000000002, "end": 29713.920000000002, "text": " I know I promised that once I start averaging 10,000 viewers"}, {"start": 29713.920000000002, "end": 29719.84, "text": " I'm gonna start paying all my mods all my VIPs and all my viewers to watch me like I'm basically gonna have viewbots"}, {"start": 29720.160000000003, "end": 29724.120000000003, "text": " But like the viewbots are like me paying viewers to watch me"}, {"start": 29724.72, "end": 29729.36, "text": " You know like like the people that watch me. I paid them to watch me and laugh at my jokes"}, {"start": 29730.160000000003, "end": 29732.160000000003, "text": " It's like cheating on Twitch. Nice"}, {"start": 29737.52, "end": 29739.52, "text": " Yeah, just misses the person"}, {"start": 29743.920000000002, "end": 29755.72, "text": " Do you guys think I actually cheated in Margot's 6th Siege bro, to be honest guys?"}, {"start": 29755.72, "end": 29758.72, "text": " I shouldn't have looked at it, cause I just keep seeing your 30 hours in Siege."}, {"start": 29758.72, "end": 29760.72, "text": " Yeah, there's not going to be hours."}, {"start": 29760.72, "end": 29763.72, "text": " Yeah, I don't know if you just have 30 hours or not."}, {"start": 29763.72, "end": 29765.72, "text": " I can tell you."}, {"start": 29765.72, "end": 29767.72, "text": " Well, you know."}, {"start": 29767.72, "end": 29769.72, "text": " Cause every tweet says you have 30 hours."}, {"start": 29769.72, "end": 29771.72, "text": " Yeah, 30 hours."}, {"start": 29771.72, "end": 29773.72, "text": " Nah, I have 60 though."}, {"start": 29773.72, "end": 29780.760000000002, "text": " sort of like oh no really yeah I have 60 now"}, {"start": 29782.120000000003, "end": 29789.960000000003, "text": " why does a raw on a stream look like a like hi well MacBook on MacBook"}, {"start": 29789.960000000003, "end": 29794.24, "text": " stream yeah with the with the song going on in the background was a song called"}, {"start": 29794.24, "end": 29801.48, "text": " the nights nights with the camera you gotta do a new group how do you guys"}, {"start": 29801.48, "end": 29804.06, "text": " I just think Ron did in the charity match today."}, {"start": 29805.26, "end": 29806.94, "text": " Nah, he went crazy, yeah."}, {"start": 29806.94, "end": 29808.98, "text": " Eight touches, 15 minutes."}, {"start": 29809.98, "end": 29812.3, "text": " Hello, what are you saying in my chat, bro?"}, {"start": 29812.3, "end": 29814.62, "text": " Wait, then would it get banned for cheating in Rainbow 16?"}, {"start": 29814.62, "end": 29815.78, "text": " Yes, thankfully."}, {"start": 29815.78, "end": 29817.26, "text": " What are you saying?"}, {"start": 29817.26, "end": 29818.1, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 29818.1, "end": 29818.94, "text": " That's..."}, {"start": 29821.7, "end": 29823.18, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 29826.02, "end": 29827.22, "text": " Christian with the Prime, I love you, bro."}, {"start": 29827.22, "end": 29828.54, "text": " Appreciate you, man."}, {"start": 29828.54, "end": 29830.86, "text": " So, I'll law, if I paid you $10,000 a month"}, {"start": 29830.86, "end": 29835.98, "text": " Full-time full-time mod me, but dodge and you took quit but although would you do it for 10k a month?"}, {"start": 29837.9, "end": 29840.14, "text": " Oh, it's a question of all time"}, {"start": 29841.7, "end": 29843.7, "text": " I don't know if I would leave Ron"}, {"start": 29843.78, "end": 29848.66, "text": " Too loyal. Yeah, I should like that. I mean, I'm not a liar bro. What about you say it's a would you say?"}, {"start": 29848.98, "end": 29851.48, "text": " Who do you work for her for silky?"}, {"start": 29852.420000000002, "end": 29854.420000000002, "text": " Would you leave silky to?"}, {"start": 29855.22, "end": 29857.82, "text": " Come work with me for 10k a month. No"}, {"start": 29857.82, "end": 29859.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 29860.16, "end": 29863.98, "text": " Just me I got a lot of operas. I don't oh my god"}, {"start": 29865.48, "end": 29867.48, "text": " We've offered you guys both a million dollars"}, {"start": 29868.68, "end": 29873.079999999998, "text": " My is not anything to me. You know what guys? What if I give you guys my balls?"}, {"start": 29877.96, "end": 29879.96, "text": " We might have something on the table"}, {"start": 29879.96, "end": 29881.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 29883.36, "end": 29885.079999999998, "text": " Walk bro chat, what do we do?"}, {"start": 29885.079999999998, "end": 29890.64, "text": " Do we just like call the guy and tell him to pull up and just I don't have anything like you might just have to that's so"}, {"start": 29890.64, "end": 29894.96, "text": " I want to work bro. Yeah, do you guys they have a good at the bus cut or no? No"}, {"start": 29895.96, "end": 29897.2, "text": " Actually"}, {"start": 29897.2, "end": 29901.04, "text": " Yeah, I'm b-roll. It's gonna make your nose pop more. Yeah"}, {"start": 29901.84, "end": 29905.16, "text": " So what do you think I should do my hair that when I get a haircut?"}, {"start": 29905.16, "end": 29907.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 29908.4, "end": 29912.88, "text": " Didn't save anybody yeah, I'm very real dude that nose is big. It's a massive"}, {"start": 29916.16, "end": 29920.96, "text": " I mean I added you guys to the to the chat for tech support, you know, I don't mean to get bullied bro"}, {"start": 29921.32, "end": 29923.32, "text": " Outlaw, what are you sending bro?"}, {"start": 29924.96, "end": 29928.36, "text": " Like what is this outlaw all right"}, {"start": 29935.16, "end": 29940.16, "text": " Twins."}, {"start": 29940.16, "end": 29941.16, "text": " Twins."}, {"start": 29941.16, "end": 29945.16, "text": " I can't think of who else I can ask in that company that."}, {"start": 29945.16, "end": 29946.16, "text": " Twins."}, {"start": 29946.16, "end": 29947.16, "text": " I've activated for you."}, {"start": 29947.16, "end": 29949.16, "text": " I know one another person."}, {"start": 29949.16, "end": 29951.16, "text": " Do I hit him up?"}, {"start": 29951.16, "end": 29961.16, "text": " I mean, if you know, if you have any connections, it'd be pretty cool."}, {"start": 29961.16, "end": 29964.16, "text": " Don't glasses usually come with that nose"}, {"start": 29967.88, "end": 29971.92, "text": " Is it talking about like what the the nose and glasses with"}, {"start": 29976.0, "end": 29978.0, "text": " I'll figure funny, huh?"}, {"start": 29979.4, "end": 29983.96, "text": " Y'all figure funny, huh? I think that's pretty unique just lying"}, {"start": 29983.96, "end": 29988.96, "text": " I'm so excited to do that."}, {"start": 29988.96, "end": 29992.44, "text": " I'm gonna be honest with you chat, I'm in London for like five more days."}, {"start": 29992.44, "end": 29999.16, "text": " I don't know what streams to expect so don't get too upset with me."}, {"start": 29999.16, "end": 30001.16, "text": " Is Ronov COVID?"}, {"start": 30001.16, "end": 30009.16, "text": " I mean guys I think I should have turned into my queso arc and load up a fucking queso"}, {"start": 30009.16, "end": 30012.36, "text": " a horror game and just get off the day"}, {"start": 30014.2, "end": 30017.6, "text": " Don't she didn't have your good what from those I'm not"}, {"start": 30022.0, "end": 30024.0, "text": " Alba have you ever cheated in a video game?"}, {"start": 30026.32, "end": 30028.82, "text": " Allegedly no, what does that mean?"}, {"start": 30031.16, "end": 30033.16, "text": " On paper no"}, {"start": 30033.48, "end": 30035.0, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 30035.0, "end": 30040.6, "text": " Put it on your life that you have never cheated in any type of video game ever on your life. All right"}, {"start": 30041.88, "end": 30046.42, "text": " So so we're really all the same people, but you'll just all my ass because I'm the streamer. Oh"}, {"start": 30047.26, "end": 30049.26, "text": " Yeah, let's get good"}, {"start": 30052.84, "end": 30055.72, "text": " He uses cheats on a high pixel sky block someone said"}, {"start": 30057.28, "end": 30059.28, "text": " How boring shit is that?"}, {"start": 30059.36, "end": 30060.8, "text": " Actually, though"}, {"start": 30060.8, "end": 30064.84, "text": " What about you side side me? Yeah, I've ever cheated in any video game in your life"}, {"start": 30065.0, "end": 30073.0, "text": " Yeah, that's like a whole different story, just like you know."}, {"start": 30073.0, "end": 30079.0, "text": " So basically am I like just the only one that people give a shit about because I cheated back on my days?"}, {"start": 30079.0, "end": 30081.0, "text": " I mean I haven't cheated recently."}, {"start": 30081.0, "end": 30085.0, "text": " Yeah I mean six months ago was a long time ago bro."}, {"start": 30085.0, "end": 30093.0, "text": " I haven't cheated since probably middle school?"}, {"start": 30093.0, "end": 30101.56, "text": " Everything that happened to Muda in the last week of streaming banned on Rainbow Six Siege"}, {"start": 30101.56, "end": 30104.36, "text": " allegedly went into rank one valorant."}, {"start": 30104.36, "end": 30110.12, "text": " Allegations of viewbotting on Twitch, Pornhub account hacked, hacked and rossed, lost his"}, {"start": 30110.12, "end": 30111.64, "text": " VR chat girlfriend bunny."}, {"start": 30111.64, "end": 30117.24, "text": " This has got to be one of the worst weeks of my life."}, {"start": 30123.0, "end": 30142.76, "text": " why is marlin always trying to fucking aura farm can somebody tell me why he's always"}, {"start": 30142.760000000002, "end": 30146.68, "text": " Are you trying to work for me now at least Marlon didn't cheat in a video game"}, {"start": 30172.760000000002, "end": 30191.980000000003, "text": " Wait chat what if I have an idea what if I hot spot from my phone then go to the spot"}, {"start": 30191.98, "end": 30200.5, "text": " and then enable Wi-Fi and then just stream from my phone Wi-Fi when I get there."}, {"start": 30208.38, "end": 30208.98, "text": " Thoughts?"}, {"start": 30210.46, "end": 30213.3, "text": " It should be ready in an hour, Said."}, {"start": 30214.38, "end": 30215.26, "text": " An hour."}, {"start": 30215.3, "end": 30217.94, "text": " It should be ready in an hour, Said."}, {"start": 30219.7, "end": 30221.62, "text": " Fucking big nose cheater."}, {"start": 30221.98, "end": 30229.38, "text": " Okay, chat. Do we risk it with the phone and go now or wait an hour and then go? What do"}, {"start": 30229.38, "end": 30242.739999999998, "text": " we do? You got something that belongs to me. Your body language says it all. Chat, would"}, {"start": 30242.739999999998, "end": 30249.54, "text": " you guys kiss me? Let me call my barber real quick, chat. Let me call my barber real"}, {"start": 30249.54, "end": 30256.54, "text": " Let me call my barber real quick, Chad, let me call my barber real quick."}, {"start": 30265.38, "end": 30272.38, "text": " Let me call my barber real quick."}, {"start": 30279.54, "end": 30293.22, "text": " By the time you get there, I'll be ready."}, {"start": 30293.22, "end": 30298.18, "text": " What do you mean Italian latte?"}, {"start": 30298.18, "end": 30305.18, "text": " Is there a barber, no you cheat and video game?"}, {"start": 30305.18, "end": 30327.3, "text": " bro honestly bro it's okay bro it's just a chat it's just it's just it's just a haircut"}, {"start": 30327.3, "end": 30335.18, "text": " stream anyway, bro. Nothing too crazy about that, bro. How about I just, uh, end stream,"}, {"start": 30335.18, "end": 30343.899999999998, "text": " or maybe play a horror game, and then just call it there? Are y'all down? Yes or no?"}, {"start": 30343.899999999998, "end": 30353.78, "text": " Alright. Chad, thank you so much for the 8,500 subs, by the way, bro. If I could literally"}, {"start": 30353.78, "end": 30360.78, "text": " we suck 8500 people's dicks i would"}, {"start": 30363.86, "end": 30365.059999999998, "text": " joan"}, {"start": 30365.059999999998, "end": 30372.059999999998, "text": " come down here real quick"}, {"start": 30372.42, "end": 30373.379999999997, "text": " alright bro"}, {"start": 30373.379999999997, "end": 30374.14, "text": " listen"}, {"start": 30374.14, "end": 30377.699999999997, "text": " step in frame"}, {"start": 30377.699999999997, "end": 30382.5, "text": " guys this is joan this is my right hand man bro listen"}, {"start": 30382.5, "end": 30383.5, "text": " didass"}, {"start": 30383.5, "end": 30385.5, "text": " Are you giving me a car?"}, {"start": 30385.5, "end": 30387.5, "text": " Are you giving me a car?"}, {"start": 30387.5, "end": 30389.5, "text": " I wanted to..."}, {"start": 30389.5, "end": 30391.5, "text": " Surprise you or something"}, {"start": 30391.5, "end": 30393.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 30393.5, "end": 30395.5, "text": " Since being here, since my first viewer bro,"}, {"start": 30395.5, "end": 30399.5, "text": " I'm giving you my 2024 m3 competition."}, {"start": 30401.5, "end": 30403.5, "text": " You have it, Todders."}, {"start": 30403.5, "end": 30405.5, "text": " I'm not gonna do it."}, {"start": 30407.5, "end": 30409.5, "text": " What was I gonna say?"}, {"start": 30413.5, "end": 30419.66, "text": " Yeah, anyway, Jawad, yeah, what are you saying Jawad is so ugly for but don't say that shit, bro"}, {"start": 30423.42, "end": 30425.42, "text": " He also go"}, {"start": 30427.78, "end": 30432.78, "text": " All right, let's say listen listen listen do we listen if you were if you're laying in your bed right now"}, {"start": 30432.78, "end": 30435.78, "text": " Yeah, like if you were laying in your bed, you're just watching Mooda like this right now"}, {"start": 30435.78, "end": 30441.98, "text": " If you're a better now you're watching Mooda. Yeah, would you want him to a play a working or B?"}, {"start": 30441.98, "end": 30444.7, "text": " Would you want him to get a haircut? I don't see"}, {"start": 30445.94, "end": 30447.38, "text": " I mean"}, {"start": 30447.38, "end": 30450.66, "text": " Like I mean the new chatter is they think that like I'll streams are that crazy"}, {"start": 30450.66, "end": 30454.86, "text": " But like bro, I just a haircut stream like you just gonna be cutting hair like last time"}, {"start": 30454.86, "end": 30459.54, "text": " We were sitting there like two hours and he was like AFK, but um, I would say"}, {"start": 30460.5, "end": 30465.46, "text": " I don't know like horror like if we could do I'll stream to be nice, but like it's hard"}, {"start": 30466.06, "end": 30469.7, "text": " So I don't know so if we could I'd be down but if you use the phone"}, {"start": 30469.7, "end": 30475.2, "text": " It's probably a loginship like realistically so haircut plus TTS equals content"}, {"start": 30476.52, "end": 30479.8, "text": " Yeah, that would be but like if it could work that'd be awesome"}, {"start": 30481.08, "end": 30486.12, "text": " You do $1 TTS well getting a haircut at the barber that'd be sick. Well, that'd be a good idea"}, {"start": 30486.12, "end": 30488.420000000002, "text": " But like I don't know what's gonna work. Let me down"}, {"start": 30495.62, "end": 30499.260000000002, "text": " Well my barber's not answering this is actually a fucking terrorist"}, {"start": 30499.7, "end": 30501.7, "text": " I'm not gonna play her yeah"}, {"start": 30505.780000000002, "end": 30510.98, "text": " Bring the barber to your hair to your thing I said I was thinking about that bro, but oh"}, {"start": 30511.74, "end": 30515.46, "text": " That's so much like brother. I'm gonna clean up all the head is on the floor, bro"}, {"start": 30516.02, "end": 30518.54, "text": " You know let's do like outside even then"}, {"start": 30522.780000000002, "end": 30526.02, "text": " No, bro three missed calls bro three missed calls"}, {"start": 30526.02, "end": 30530.94, "text": " Yeah, bro, you know what blow them should have cut my hair"}, {"start": 30538.74, "end": 30540.74, "text": " Hi chat, I'm an extreme bro"}, {"start": 30543.78, "end": 30545.78, "text": " All right, bro, I'm an extreme chat"}, {"start": 30545.78, "end": 30551.12, "text": " So it was a good day, bro. It wasn't bad. We got hacky say to buy only pixel. We got hacky say to buy varsity gaming"}, {"start": 30551.12, "end": 30560.5, "text": " What do you guys mean L-part timer, what does that mean bro?"}, {"start": 30560.5, "end": 30563.84, "text": " Not bad kid."}, {"start": 30563.84, "end": 30565.399999999998, "text": " You're not allowed to end."}, {"start": 30565.399999999998, "end": 30570.12, "text": " Okay chat, what if we just do a horror game?"}, {"start": 30570.12, "end": 30573.92, "text": " What if we just do a horror game chat?"}, {"start": 30573.92, "end": 30580.36, "text": " Okay, what's a good horror game that we could play?"}, {"start": 30580.36, "end": 30587.06, "text": " All right, let's do the horror game that we can play."}, {"start": 30587.06, "end": 30592.4, "text": " Like not a long horror game though, bro, because I've already been live for 8 and a half."}, {"start": 30592.4, "end": 30593.56, "text": " You couldn't do fierce effect."}, {"start": 30593.56, "end": 30594.56, "text": " Try the mirror."}, {"start": 30594.56, "end": 30595.56, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 30595.56, "end": 30596.56, "text": " What the fuck are you saying?"}, {"start": 30596.56, "end": 30597.56, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 30597.56, "end": 30598.56, "text": " What the fuck are you saying, bro?"}, {"start": 30598.56, "end": 30599.56, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 30599.56, "end": 30602.56, "text": " Outlaw, what the fuck are you saying, bro?"}, {"start": 30612.56, "end": 30615.56, "text": " What do you have? Uh, Fierce the Fathom is nice and short."}, {"start": 30618.56, "end": 30621.56, "text": " Spend a night at Keso's high, do Hellseed?"}, {"start": 30621.56, "end": 30622.56, "text": " Chowd is Hellseed."}, {"start": 30622.56, "end": 30640.56, "text": " This game doesn't even look scary, though."}, {"start": 30640.56, "end": 30641.56, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 30641.56, "end": 30646.56, "text": " It won best Italian video game."}, {"start": 30646.56, "end": 30653.56, "text": " Or starters, it's dangerous work."}, {"start": 30653.56, "end": 30656.56, "text": " Real dangerous."}, {"start": 30656.56, "end": 30675.56, "text": " This game's a fucking ass."}, {"start": 30675.56, "end": 30677.56, "text": " We could play fierce to fathom."}, {"start": 30678.84, "end": 30681.24, "text": " What's layers of fear?"}, {"start": 30688.280000000002, "end": 30689.48, "text": " Just finish it."}, {"start": 30691.48, "end": 30693.16, "text": " It's nothing people will remember-"}, {"start": 30693.16, "end": 30697.32, "text": " Yeah, I'm literally never taking another suggestion from chat ever again, bro."}, {"start": 30697.88, "end": 30699.16, "text": " Wait, Ron Raid?"}, {"start": 30699.56, "end": 30700.920000000002, "text": " Say what lie!"}, {"start": 30701.800000000003, "end": 30703.0, "text": " Say what lie!"}, {"start": 30704.120000000003, "end": 30705.32, "text": " Ron Raid and me?"}, {"start": 30705.56, "end": 30734.56, "text": " Let me face time wrong, bro."}, {"start": 30734.56, "end": 30743.24, "text": " Why is no one answering my calls bro?"}, {"start": 30743.24, "end": 30745.24, "text": " Like what the fuck?"}, {"start": 30745.24, "end": 30749.04, "text": " Why is no one answering my calls bro?"}, {"start": 30749.04, "end": 30753.72, "text": " Oh my god Ron, finally I love you bro."}, {"start": 30753.72, "end": 30756.88, "text": " Don't end the call please stop I just want to talk to you."}, {"start": 30756.88, "end": 30758.600000000002, "text": " I've been streaming for 10 hours a day bro."}, {"start": 30758.600000000002, "end": 30760.88, "text": " I haven't talked to another human being."}, {"start": 30760.88, "end": 30762.88, "text": " Please listen Ron."}, {"start": 30762.88, "end": 30764.88, "text": " Do you really think I cheated?"}, {"start": 30764.88, "end": 30765.88, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 30765.88, "end": 30766.88, "text": " I didn't cheat."}, {"start": 30766.88, "end": 30767.88, "text": " I didn't cheat."}, {"start": 30767.88, "end": 30769.88, "text": " You don't just get banned for no reason, but you cheated."}, {"start": 30769.88, "end": 30771.88, "text": " No, I did not."}, {"start": 30771.88, "end": 30773.88, "text": " Well, I mean, they wouldn't ban you if you didn't cheat."}, {"start": 30773.88, "end": 30776.88, "text": " No, they're going to unban me on Monday."}, {"start": 30776.88, "end": 30778.88, "text": " I talked to the guy."}, {"start": 30778.88, "end": 30780.88, "text": " Okay, then that's what I'll fence in a little bit."}, {"start": 30780.88, "end": 30781.88, "text": " Oh, you didn't cheat?"}, {"start": 30781.88, "end": 30782.88, "text": " But right now you cheated."}, {"start": 30782.88, "end": 30783.88, "text": " I'm joining the army."}, {"start": 30783.88, "end": 30784.88, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 30784.88, "end": 30786.88, "text": " Okay, now what?"}, {"start": 30786.88, "end": 30788.88, "text": " I"}, {"start": 30792.08, "end": 30794.08, "text": " Call him a ton"}, {"start": 30802.960000000003, "end": 30808.280000000002, "text": " Yeah, she's so weird. Yo, okay, bro. Listen, do you think I look good with a bus cut, bro?"}, {"start": 30811.56, "end": 30813.56, "text": " Dude, don't don't be like this, bro"}, {"start": 30816.88, "end": 30823.68, "text": " No, don't give this guy a MacBook bro, like genuinely don't, don't ever give Ron a MacBook, like actually"}, {"start": 30824.24, "end": 30826.88, "text": " Don't ever give this guy a MacBook, this guy answered that as a MacBook"}, {"start": 30829.2, "end": 30834.72, "text": " Whatever bro, yeah bro everyone join the hate ride bro, everyone join the hate ride. It's all good bro"}, {"start": 30835.68, "end": 30838.8, "text": " Alright man, chat what do y'all want to play bro, should we play with our dicks?"}, {"start": 30841.120000000003, "end": 30843.120000000003, "text": " And don't wish for you to share but you should just play with our dicks"}, {"start": 30843.12, "end": 30848.28, "text": " I'm not really in the mood for like a horror game though chat like"}, {"start": 30849.28, "end": 30852.719999999998, "text": " Okay, what's a good horror game? Let me open up steam real quick fears to found them chat"}, {"start": 30852.719999999998, "end": 30854.879999999997, "text": " What fears to found them episode do you guys want me to play?"}, {"start": 30857.399999999998, "end": 30859.68, "text": " What fears to fathom episode you guys want me to play"}, {"start": 30859.68, "end": 30875.88, "text": " Look at a quick one bro, not a fucking 4 hour one, not a 4 hour one, not a 30 minute"}, {"start": 30875.88, "end": 30876.88, "text": " one."}, {"start": 30876.88, "end": 30887.56, "text": " I'm all focused on just saying an iron bar, like it's not the longest one, Akaya, bro."}, {"start": 30887.56, "end": 30888.56, "text": " Akaya."}, {"start": 30888.56, "end": 30890.06, "text": " Can you go on a date with me Akaya?"}, {"start": 30890.06, "end": 30892.16, "text": " Akaya, where you going to date with me?"}, {"start": 30892.16, "end": 30896.04, "text": " Just me, you, and 5,000 more people on stream."}, {"start": 30896.04, "end": 30897.54, "text": " Would you go on a date with me?"}, {"start": 30897.54, "end": 30899.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 30927.54, "end": 30929.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 30957.54, "end": 30969.58, "text": " All right, what episode one or two North Norwood hitchhike Carson house iron bark or wood"}, {"start": 30969.58, "end": 30971.98, "text": " Bury getaway"}, {"start": 30971.98, "end": 30978.06, "text": " Honestly, I've played all of them as you can see it three point hours 90 minutes 119 minutes 41 minutes"}, {"start": 30978.22, "end": 30983.7, "text": " I've played all these but it's been like how long last played July 10 2025"}, {"start": 30984.74, "end": 30986.74, "text": " July 10 25"}, {"start": 30986.74, "end": 30995.100000000002, "text": " July 11th or 25 July 15th or 25, you know like July 13th or 25 like she was really decades ago. No"}, {"start": 30996.820000000003, "end": 31000.06, "text": " You'll be in it. Let me call high-vives chat. Let me call high-vives"}, {"start": 31005.980000000003, "end": 31010.86, "text": " So we're playing sloth horror games, okay, what do you guys want me to play then? Well, yeah"}, {"start": 31011.100000000002, "end": 31013.66, "text": " Anyone tell me what we're used over to play. I'll fucking play it right now"}, {"start": 31013.66, "end": 31018.86, "text": " But it needs to be good, bro. I don't want to be a sh-"}, {"start": 31034.54, "end": 31039.3, "text": " What is that still wakes the deep five nights on Epstein's Island like you need to get"}, {"start": 31043.66, "end": 31047.4, "text": " No, no, bro. To be honest, I have no idea outlast 2"}, {"start": 31047.92, "end": 31052.54, "text": " To the thing is I played outlast 2 like maybe literally two months ago, bro"}, {"start": 31052.54, "end": 31055.86, "text": " So like I literally have that game embedded into my brain. I"}, {"start": 31057.78, "end": 31062.1, "text": " Don't like layers of fear, bro. I don't like layers of fear. I didn't I didn't like how it was chat"}, {"start": 31063.32, "end": 31065.32, "text": " Play Roblox siege"}, {"start": 31065.32, "end": 31080.0, "text": " Welcome to Kowloon. I already played that game too bro. Silent Hill, I never played."}, {"start": 31080.0, "end": 31087.32, "text": " I'm seeing a lot of Silent Hills bro. Chat, should we play Silent Hill? Should I start"}, {"start": 31087.32, "end": 31093.8, "text": " Silent Hill tomorrow? Hold on, I'm seeing a lot of yeses. Wait, I'm seeing a lot of"}, {"start": 31093.8, "end": 31098.92, "text": " yes is okay bingo there you go I've never played Silent Hill either but is"}, {"start": 31098.92, "end": 31102.12, "text": " this a good game chat or no"}, {"start": 31102.84, "end": 31112.42, "text": " play silent breath it's a scary game like you're actually a fucking retard well"}, {"start": 31112.42, "end": 31119.6, "text": " maybe maybe fucking scary cuz I'm fucking like bro Jesus everything I"}, {"start": 31119.600000000002, "end": 31121.760000000002, "text": " I have a fucking suggestion for you ever again, bro."}, {"start": 31121.760000000002, "end": 31123.08, "text": " Soundheld super ass."}, {"start": 31149.600000000002, "end": 31162.56, "text": " How do you even beat this game?"}, {"start": 31162.56, "end": 31164.56, "text": " Woulda please play Silent Nose?"}, {"start": 31165.84, "end": 31167.84, "text": " I actually fucking get bombed, bro."}, {"start": 31185.440000000002, "end": 31188.24, "text": " I don't know, like this game doesn't look that scary to me, bro."}, {"start": 31192.56, "end": 31204.98, "text": " Mods run up pull, silent hill 2 or silent breath."}, {"start": 31204.98, "end": 31215.940000000002, "text": " Do you begining?"}, {"start": 31215.940000000002, "end": 31218.620000000003, "text": " 90 dollars?"}, {"start": 31218.620000000003, "end": 31221.280000000002, "text": " Like what the fucking baloney cock?"}, {"start": 31221.28, "end": 31224.28, "text": " Chai, is this game gonna be like Resident Evil, bro?"}, {"start": 31251.28, "end": 31263.12, "text": " This game gives me like resident evil vibes chat resident evil really wasn't that scary"}, {"start": 31266.96, "end": 31269.52, "text": " Like this is a look scary, but it looks like a good story game"}, {"start": 31269.52, "end": 31273.16, "text": " It looks like a very good story mode chat you guys move for like a story mode game"}, {"start": 31273.16, "end": 31276.0, "text": " Or you guys enter and in the mood for like a jump scare game"}, {"start": 31276.0, "end": 31289.26, "text": " Play talking to women like a brat jumpscare Iblis scary game fuck Iblis"}, {"start": 31289.26, "end": 31293.16, "text": " I'm not playing Iblis that game is literally from shaked on himself, but I'm not playing Iblis"}, {"start": 31293.16, "end": 31298.2, "text": " I'm not playing Iblis but last time I played Iblis wallabra I literally woke I I literally"}, {"start": 31298.2, "end": 31302.16, "text": " stayed up till like three in the morning I couldn't go to fucking sleep I'm not fucking"}, {"start": 31302.16, "end": 31311.9, "text": " playing Iblis. I already played monetary assistant bro. You know we could play uh"}, {"start": 31311.9, "end": 31316.98, "text": " Jesus did I really just play all the scary games? Like I have really played"}, {"start": 31316.98, "end": 31322.92, "text": " all the scary games bro. Yo Last of Us was such a good game."}, {"start": 31322.92, "end": 31328.68, "text": " Though I remember when I did the Last of Us marathon last year I literally"}, {"start": 31328.68, "end": 31333.8, "text": " cried on the ending that was such a good game bro that was actually such a good"}, {"start": 31333.8, "end": 31340.04, "text": " game bro my god I wish I never it was so good bro then I also did in fucking"}, {"start": 31340.04, "end": 31347.16, "text": " uh then I also did resident evil 2 oh my god I did resident evil 2 as well"}, {"start": 31347.16, "end": 31354.16, "text": " Well, sorry. Red Dead Redemption 2 retarded."}, {"start": 31356.84, "end": 31361.84, "text": " Go out last and play the DLC."}, {"start": 31361.84, "end": 31368.84, "text": " Where's Cry of Fear?"}, {"start": 31368.84, "end": 31376.24, "text": " Does cryo fear good?"}, {"start": 31376.24, "end": 31383.68, "text": " This game is fucking dog shit, self promo."}, {"start": 31383.68, "end": 31385.72, "text": " Source engine game, what does that mean?"}, {"start": 31385.72, "end": 31388.16, "text": " What does that mean chat?"}, {"start": 31388.16, "end": 31393.920000000002, "text": " What does that mean, bro?"}, {"start": 31393.920000000002, "end": 31396.04, "text": " VR horror games?"}, {"start": 31396.04, "end": 31398.72, "text": " I don't know about that, bro."}, {"start": 31398.72, "end": 31404.5, "text": " Jesus, but what the fuck did the game of y'all to recommending me, bro? Would I look at this, please? What is this?"}, {"start": 31428.72, "end": 31444.72, "text": " Just what you see, what you hear, what happens when everything starts to feel wrong, to see"}, {"start": 31444.72, "end": 31445.72, "text": " them think."}, {"start": 31445.72, "end": 31450.2, "text": " So I've never played Alien Isolation, is that game good?"}, {"start": 31450.2, "end": 31457.72, "text": " It's a fucking face on me, I'm live, I'm live, I'm live, I'm live, I'm live, I'm"}, {"start": 31457.72, "end": 31460.04, "text": " I was coming to stream with you at live over there."}, {"start": 31460.04, "end": 31463.08, "text": " What time do you wanna go?"}, {"start": 31463.08, "end": 31464.2, "text": " Like right now."}, {"start": 31464.2, "end": 31465.36, "text": " I tried coming like, I tried."}, {"start": 31465.36, "end": 31466.2, "text": " Okay, I come."}, {"start": 31466.2, "end": 31469.24, "text": " Do you have internet at the shop?"}, {"start": 31469.24, "end": 31470.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 31470.4, "end": 31472.56, "text": " So I can stream from your shop."}, {"start": 31472.56, "end": 31473.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 31473.4, "end": 31474.24, "text": " Okay, I'm coming."}, {"start": 31474.24, "end": 31476.24, "text": " What time are you gonna be there exactly?"}, {"start": 31476.24, "end": 31478.4, "text": " Like in 10 minutes in the M3 competition"}, {"start": 31478.4, "end": 31480.16, "text": " flying at 400 kilometers an hour."}, {"start": 31480.16, "end": 31481.760000000002, "text": " Now you'll be there?"}, {"start": 31481.760000000002, "end": 31483.08, "text": " Bob, 8.55."}, {"start": 31484.08, "end": 31485.280000000002, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna leave right now."}, {"start": 31485.280000000002, "end": 31487.08, "text": " Okay, I'm coming along the way."}, {"start": 31487.08, "end": 31489.08, "text": " I love you back"}, {"start": 31490.88, "end": 31497.4, "text": " Oh shit, what's his address? Can you send that address again?"}, {"start": 31500.36, "end": 31507.24, "text": " Yo, John, do you have data? Yeah, can I can you hotspot me?"}, {"start": 31511.24, "end": 31514.08, "text": " I mean, I don't know bro. Fuck me, bro. Does hotspotting work?"}, {"start": 31514.08, "end": 31521.08, "text": " work? Wait the backpack might be working now by the way."}, {"start": 31544.08, "end": 31549.480000000003, "text": " You guys like it?"}, {"start": 31549.48, "end": 31570.2, "text": " You guys like it?"}, {"start": 31570.2, "end": 31577.32, "text": " Time to look at the car and give it away, bro."}, {"start": 31577.32, "end": 31580.76, "text": " Reading in video games plays good. This is shit of that bro."}, {"start": 31582.76, "end": 31584.28, "text": " You said I thought you said you were testing it."}, {"start": 31584.78, "end": 31585.28, "text": " Testing it?"}, {"start": 31585.28, "end": 31585.78, "text": " Testing it."}, {"start": 31585.78, "end": 31587.52, "text": " I tested it. It was not?"}, {"start": 31587.52, "end": 31588.02, "text": " No."}, {"start": 31589.02, "end": 31589.52, "text": " Okay, I'll get it."}, {"start": 31590.9, "end": 31591.4, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 31592.32, "end": 31592.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 31593.22, "end": 31594.22, "text": " Is your house flat?"}, {"start": 31594.22, "end": 31595.72, "text": " Last time I house flat, it didn't work."}, {"start": 31595.72, "end": 31598.22, "text": " So can we try your data because you're about, I'm like, you know."}, {"start": 31598.62, "end": 31599.12, "text": " Data?"}, {"start": 31599.32, "end": 31600.82, "text": " Uh, I'm with them."}, {"start": 31601.12, "end": 31601.62, "text": " Yeah, I know."}, {"start": 31601.82, "end": 31602.32, "text": " Oh, you know?"}, {"start": 31602.32, "end": 31602.82, "text": " Okay, yeah."}, {"start": 31604.32, "end": 31606.52, "text": " You have good data though? Is the other unlimited data?"}, {"start": 31606.52, "end": 31610.52, "text": " I think I don't know what it is about it, but I don't know about it."}, {"start": 31610.52, "end": 31614.52, "text": " There's my napkin, so it's not used to drink."}, {"start": 31614.52, "end": 31617.52, "text": " What do you even ask for?"}, {"start": 31617.52, "end": 31621.52, "text": " Well, I suppose 16% would get it, right?"}, {"start": 31621.52, "end": 31625.52, "text": " But why am I running on stream? You try to sweep it out. I feel like you have like a nerve."}, {"start": 31625.52, "end": 31628.52, "text": " You know, what is it actually?"}, {"start": 31628.52, "end": 31632.52, "text": " Like, you like, like, look at this guy."}, {"start": 31632.52, "end": 31635.52, "text": " Why is there pacing and gets so awkward when you're on the show?"}, {"start": 31635.52, "end": 31638.96, "text": " It's just urgent. I don't know. I feel like it's on my toes."}, {"start": 31638.96, "end": 31642.08, "text": " Bro, it's not that deep, but you're just on camera, bro. It's not that deep."}, {"start": 31642.08, "end": 31645.28, "text": " Why do you get so nervous on camera, bro? Chill."}, {"start": 31645.28, "end": 31648.72, "text": " No, I'm not. So, I don't know. What do you want me to do? The hot spot?"}, {"start": 31652.72, "end": 31653.44, "text": " Hot spot."}, {"start": 31655.760000000002, "end": 31656.56, "text": " Okay, it's on."}, {"start": 31660.56, "end": 31660.96, "text": " You see it?"}, {"start": 31660.96, "end": 31662.8, "text": " Do you want me to do you want me to hot spot this time?"}, {"start": 31663.44, "end": 31664.72, "text": " I mean, you should, you know?"}, {"start": 31664.72, "end": 31669.460000000003, "text": " Like why would I cost that because last time I did it I'm with I'm with another company and that company's low key"}, {"start": 31669.88, "end": 31671.88, "text": " didn't work for us"}, {"start": 31671.960000000003, "end": 31673.960000000003, "text": " I guess we get tried by the"}, {"start": 31677.88, "end": 31679.88, "text": " All right, let's just uh, let's go"}, {"start": 31681.960000000003, "end": 31686.04, "text": " Mod Korea enable TTS, but you'll please guys, please"}, {"start": 31686.68, "end": 31692.600000000002, "text": " Please bro. Don't be weird and sense. They fucking stupid because I'm driving level actually crashed the car will all die"}, {"start": 31692.600000000002, "end": 31696.600000000002, "text": " Okay, please don't be weird. Don't send some weird-ass TTS there."}, {"start": 31696.600000000002, "end": 31699.600000000002, "text": " Okay. Alright."}, {"start": 31699.600000000002, "end": 31703.600000000002, "text": " Um, fuck, I wish I had that up for this phone, bro."}, {"start": 31703.600000000002, "end": 31707.600000000002, "text": " You know, I used to, but then I was like, I never do IRLs again."}, {"start": 31707.600000000002, "end": 31711.600000000002, "text": " So I was like, and then we have a fucking $15,000 camera kit."}, {"start": 31711.600000000002, "end": 31713.600000000002, "text": " So I was like, I never need this."}, {"start": 31713.600000000002, "end": 31718.600000000002, "text": " Um, check me one second. Let me connect the house call."}, {"start": 31718.600000000002, "end": 31735.000000000004, "text": " What the fuck, you're dead."}, {"start": 31735.000000000004, "end": 31743.2, "text": " Offstream for pleasure."}, {"start": 31743.2, "end": 31744.2, "text": " What's your data?"}, {"start": 31744.2, "end": 31745.2, "text": " My data is gone."}, {"start": 31745.2, "end": 31752.08, "text": " No, no, let me try like, let me, uh, how do you have the, what, uh, let's say you got it, you know?"}, {"start": 31754.8, "end": 31759.440000000002, "text": " This guy's gonna just, uh, oh, it's the right one to do."}, {"start": 31759.440000000002, "end": 31760.16, "text": " AppleJ?"}, {"start": 31760.16, "end": 31760.66, "text": " No."}, {"start": 31775.2, "end": 31777.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 31782.16, "end": 31784.16, "text": " Most nervous"}, {"start": 31794.8, "end": 31796.8, "text": " Is it working China know"}, {"start": 31797.760000000002, "end": 31800.12, "text": " Please tell me it's working bro. Please"}, {"start": 31800.12, "end": 31802.12, "text": " So is that working?"}, {"start": 31802.12, "end": 31804.12, "text": " Say I'm gone."}, {"start": 31804.12, "end": 31806.12, "text": " Keep that phone on the outside."}, {"start": 31806.12, "end": 31808.12, "text": " Don't leave, don't leave, don't leave."}, {"start": 31808.12, "end": 31810.12, "text": " You can't be gone alone."}, {"start": 31810.12, "end": 31812.12, "text": " Because there's a lot of threads on Twitter right now."}, {"start": 31812.12, "end": 31814.12, "text": " I might be able to leave."}, {"start": 31814.12, "end": 31816.12, "text": " I might be able to go to four guys in my life."}, {"start": 31816.12, "end": 31818.12, "text": " I know, I know."}, {"start": 31818.12, "end": 31820.12, "text": " Ah, fuck."}, {"start": 31820.12, "end": 31822.12, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 31822.12, "end": 31824.12, "text": " The locator is about to do this stuff."}, {"start": 31830.12, "end": 31837.12, "text": " like bro guys so many leaks are out man"}, {"start": 31837.12, "end": 31841.12, "text": " bro your phone is almost dead"}, {"start": 31841.12, "end": 31844.12, "text": " it seems to be cool"}, {"start": 31844.12, "end": 31854.12, "text": " I hope he doesn't have to do that."}, {"start": 31854.12, "end": 31864.12, "text": " I think he checked this one, no?"}, {"start": 31864.12, "end": 31865.12, "text": " This one, no?"}, {"start": 31880.12, "end": 31881.12, "text": " Yeah, check it."}, {"start": 31894.12, "end": 31896.12, "text": " I mean, that's just not..."}, {"start": 31896.12, "end": 31898.12, "text": " Ah, no one knows. It's actually good."}, {"start": 31898.12, "end": 31900.12, "text": " I mean, I'm understaffed by that provider then."}, {"start": 31900.12, "end": 31902.12, "text": " Oh shit, it's off my phone now."}, {"start": 31902.12, "end": 31904.12, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 31904.12, "end": 31906.12, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 31906.12, "end": 31908.12, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 31908.12, "end": 31910.12, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 31910.12, "end": 31912.12, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 31912.12, "end": 31914.12, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 31914.12, "end": 31916.12, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 31916.12, "end": 31918.12, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 31918.12, "end": 31920.12, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 31920.12, "end": 31922.12, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 31982.12, "end": 31984.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 32012.12, "end": 32014.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 32042.12, "end": 32044.12, "text": " You"}, {"start": 32072.12, "end": 32073.12, "text": " I'm back, I'm back."}, {"start": 32073.12, "end": 32074.12, "text": " Hey, one long, one long, one long."}, {"start": 32074.12, "end": 32075.12, "text": " Long gone?"}, {"start": 32075.12, "end": 32076.12, "text": " Nobody's gonna say no, you're back, you're back."}, {"start": 32076.12, "end": 32077.12, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 32077.12, "end": 32078.12, "text": " Yeah, huh."}, {"start": 32078.12, "end": 32081.12, "text": " Fuck it, how much kilometers should we go right now?"}, {"start": 32081.12, "end": 32082.12, "text": " Five."}, {"start": 32082.12, "end": 32086.12, "text": " Shit, everyone tell me how much kilometers you're gonna do."}, {"start": 32086.12, "end": 32089.12, "text": " You guys, you're gonna drive, and I'll drive right now."}, {"start": 32102.12, "end": 32109.12, "text": " Okay, let's check the settings."}, {"start": 32109.12, "end": 32122.12, "text": " One settings, here, 80, 90, the settings, 80, 90, the settings, 80, 90, the settings,"}, {"start": 32122.12, "end": 32127.12, "text": " 80, 90, the settings."}, {"start": 32127.12, "end": 32129.12, "text": " One settings."}, {"start": 32129.12, "end": 32130.12, "text": " Are you doing settings?"}, {"start": 32130.12, "end": 32131.12, "text": " Yeah, I'm doing settings."}, {"start": 32131.12, "end": 32133.12, "text": " They're perfect."}, {"start": 32133.12, "end": 32135.12, "text": " So let's pull down."}, {"start": 32135.12, "end": 32137.12, "text": " Yeah, just..."}, {"start": 32137.12, "end": 32139.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 32157.12, "end": 32159.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 32187.12, "end": 32189.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 32217.12, "end": 32219.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 32337.12, "end": 32339.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 32367.12, "end": 32369.12, "text": " great streamer"}, {"start": 32369.12, "end": 32371.12, "text": " yes i can"}, {"start": 32371.12, "end": 32373.12, "text": " fuck you"}, {"start": 32373.12, "end": 32375.12, "text": " bro meet one"}, {"start": 32375.12, "end": 32377.12, "text": " nice"}, {"start": 32377.12, "end": 32379.12, "text": " look at me"}, {"start": 32387.12, "end": 32389.12, "text": " i'm not leaving you"}, {"start": 32397.12, "end": 32399.12, "text": " You"}, {"start": 32427.12, "end": 32434.12, "text": " Longest red light I've ever seen in my entire fucking life."}, {"start": 32487.12, "end": 32489.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 32547.12, "end": 32548.32, "text": " This entire road"}, {"start": 32550.039999999997, "end": 32551.32, "text": " The show, but you're showing me"}, {"start": 32553.68, "end": 32555.44, "text": " So we're going at 1000 miles an hour"}, {"start": 32559.2, "end": 32561.36, "text": " Oh, we're gonna get on the car until it's just working"}, {"start": 32566.2, "end": 32569.719999999998, "text": " At least the ads are working"}, {"start": 32571.719999999998, "end": 32572.879999999997, "text": " At least the ads are working"}, {"start": 32572.879999999997, "end": 32575.239999999998, "text": " I swear to you, my chat belt's funny, I don't even know how"}, {"start": 32575.24, "end": 32577.24, "text": " I bet I'll leave the shit there."}, {"start": 32605.24, "end": 32607.24, "text": " your phone's loaded"}, {"start": 32609.24, "end": 32611.24, "text": " can you have a charge of it?"}, {"start": 32635.24, "end": 32636.24, "text": " Yo, check!"}, {"start": 32636.24, "end": 32638.24, "text": " We're not playing this game."}, {"start": 32638.24, "end": 32639.24, "text": " That is easy."}, {"start": 32639.24, "end": 32641.24, "text": " Yo, uh, what's going on?"}, {"start": 32648.24, "end": 32649.24, "text": " Is he putting cake on?"}, {"start": 32650.24, "end": 32651.24, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 32652.24, "end": 32654.24, "text": " Go? 3, 2, 5?"}, {"start": 32665.24, "end": 32667.24, "text": " You"}, {"start": 32676.440000000002, "end": 32678.440000000002, "text": " You guys look in your hair"}, {"start": 32679.04, "end": 32681.04, "text": " Well, how fucked up is my hair be honest?"}, {"start": 32682.320000000003, "end": 32688.600000000002, "text": " Well, I just wanted to grow it out, but it got fucking dry but don't he asked her cut her. What's a bit? Is it work?"}, {"start": 32688.600000000002, "end": 32692.72, "text": " Someone said in my chat that bro's on Lebanese 3g."}, {"start": 32692.72, "end": 32694.72, "text": " Is it fucking lagging?"}, {"start": 32694.72, "end": 32697.72, "text": " I think it's good."}, {"start": 32697.72, "end": 32700.72, "text": " Okay hold this."}, {"start": 32700.72, "end": 32703.72, "text": " You need to get a 3c charger."}, {"start": 32703.72, "end": 32708.72, "text": " You think the biggest piss on my life is speed?"}, {"start": 32708.72, "end": 32710.72, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 32710.72, "end": 32712.72, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 32712.72, "end": 32715.72, "text": " Go on full speed."}, {"start": 32715.72, "end": 32717.72, "text": " I might"}, {"start": 32729.600000000002, "end": 32731.600000000002, "text": " Just so get a girl"}, {"start": 32734.960000000003, "end": 32739.2, "text": " We're gonna flick it here. Oh, okay, W. W. W. Oh, thank God"}, {"start": 32745.72, "end": 32748.72, "text": " Oh, I want to hit the black one, Steve."}, {"start": 32752.72, "end": 32754.72, "text": " So this streamer for now."}, {"start": 32754.72, "end": 32755.72, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 32755.72, "end": 32756.72, "text": " This streamer for now."}, {"start": 32756.72, "end": 32758.72, "text": " All right, Chia, what are we doing in Mota's here, bro?"}, {"start": 32758.72, "end": 32759.72, "text": " The chosen one."}, {"start": 32759.72, "end": 32762.72, "text": " Do you buzz his air off and make him be the chosen one?"}, {"start": 32762.72, "end": 32763.72, "text": " Or what?"}, {"start": 32763.72, "end": 32764.72, "text": " What are they saying?"}, {"start": 32764.72, "end": 32765.72, "text": " They're saying, Mog, Mog."}, {"start": 32765.72, "end": 32766.72, "text": " Who's Mog?"}, {"start": 32766.72, "end": 32768.72, "text": " They said, um, Cottonball."}, {"start": 32768.72, "end": 32769.72, "text": " It's Cottonball."}, {"start": 32769.72, "end": 32770.72, "text": " Buscutball."}, {"start": 32770.72, "end": 32771.72, "text": " Buscut."}, {"start": 32771.72, "end": 32772.72, "text": " We have to, bro."}, {"start": 32772.72, "end": 32773.72, "text": " We have to buzz his air off."}, {"start": 32773.72, "end": 32775.72, "text": " top keys"}, {"start": 32777.72, "end": 32780.96, "text": " They gotta make them look good bro pro pro leave the bus cuts out"}, {"start": 32782.36, "end": 32787.08, "text": " You know like mother at first date mother paper. That's the reverse fade. I don't thought it is"}, {"start": 32789.56, "end": 32791.56, "text": " Put the ball behind here. Yeah"}, {"start": 32793.4, "end": 32795.72, "text": " Yeah, I know I'm what it's morning. I'm"}, {"start": 32797.56, "end": 32799.56, "text": " Probably"}, {"start": 32799.56, "end": 32804.86, "text": " she must knows you can't can't just know like n-word"}, {"start": 32804.86, "end": 32806.56, "text": " f-word"}, {"start": 32806.56, "end": 32809.56, "text": " f-a-a-b-c-d-a-b"}, {"start": 32809.56, "end": 32811.56, "text": " yeah yeah yeah nothing like that"}, {"start": 32816.56, "end": 32818.56, "text": " wait what are they talking about?"}, {"start": 32818.56, "end": 32819.56, "text": " huh?"}, {"start": 32819.56, "end": 32820.56, "text": " what are they talking about?"}, {"start": 32820.56, "end": 32822.56, "text": " they say you're modding"}, {"start": 32822.56, "end": 32823.56, "text": " oh modding modding?"}, {"start": 32823.56, "end": 32824.56, "text": " yeah yeah"}, {"start": 32824.56, "end": 32826.56, "text": " come on man"}, {"start": 32826.56, "end": 32830.06, "text": " You can't mark the chosen one bro."}, {"start": 32830.06, "end": 32831.56, "text": " Please, please, please."}, {"start": 32831.56, "end": 32834.56, "text": " No, no, no words."}, {"start": 32834.56, "end": 32836.06, "text": " No bad words, things."}, {"start": 32836.06, "end": 32837.56, "text": " No, no, I go to the A."}, {"start": 32837.56, "end": 32839.56, "text": " No, no, no, no N words."}, {"start": 32839.56, "end": 32842.56, "text": " The N with A, no N with the N with the R."}, {"start": 32842.56, "end": 32844.56, "text": " No F words, the N with the T."}, {"start": 32844.56, "end": 32846.56, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 32846.56, "end": 32849.56, "text": " Yes, please, please."}, {"start": 32849.56, "end": 32851.56, "text": " Like, you know, we're in high school right now."}, {"start": 32851.56, "end": 32853.56, "text": " We're in high school."}, {"start": 32853.56, "end": 32869.56, "text": " I know, but I don't know if I was a little bit more than a bus driver, bro, except in grade"}, {"start": 32869.56, "end": 32870.56, "text": " like 2."}, {"start": 32870.56, "end": 32874.56, "text": " And one more ever since grade 2, I've never known I'm a bus driver."}, {"start": 32874.56, "end": 32875.56, "text": " Bus driver's crazy."}, {"start": 32875.56, "end": 32878.56, "text": " What's that for, bro?"}, {"start": 32878.56, "end": 32879.56, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 32879.56, "end": 32883.159999999996, "text": " No, one kilo in green tea was actually from now on."}, {"start": 32883.159999999996, "end": 32884.92, "text": " How's your hairline though, would it even work?"}, {"start": 32884.92, "end": 32887.92, "text": " It was fine, it was just the chair here."}, {"start": 32887.92, "end": 32890.52, "text": " You can't see it anymore though, it's done."}, {"start": 32890.52, "end": 32893.759999999995, "text": " Every time, no color, right?"}, {"start": 32893.759999999995, "end": 32895.159999999996, "text": " Yeah, every time you're with me?"}, {"start": 32895.159999999996, "end": 32896.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 32896.0, "end": 32897.159999999996, "text": " Put it on the phone."}, {"start": 32897.159999999996, "end": 32898.759999999995, "text": " We got the phone, baby."}, {"start": 32898.759999999995, "end": 32899.6, "text": " Don't put it on the speaker."}, {"start": 32899.6, "end": 32900.92, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 32900.92, "end": 32901.88, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 32901.88, "end": 32902.72, "text": " Who was it?"}, {"start": 32902.72, "end": 32904.759999999995, "text": " And I don't know if it was you."}, {"start": 32904.759999999995, "end": 32907.04, "text": " Someone's on my screen that's next to you?"}, {"start": 32907.04, "end": 32908.64, "text": " No, either in STEM calls,"}, {"start": 32908.64, "end": 32910.64, "text": " Oh, ladies, thank you for your time."}, {"start": 32910.64, "end": 32912.64, "text": " Oh, my God, BND, bro!"}, {"start": 32912.64, "end": 32914.64, "text": " He didn't have BND."}, {"start": 32914.64, "end": 32916.64, "text": " Well, you should be the one to put for the show."}, {"start": 32916.64, "end": 32918.64, "text": " Ah, you know, some Drake would be nice."}, {"start": 32918.64, "end": 32920.64, "text": " And all of us, me and Drake are boys, you know."}, {"start": 32920.64, "end": 32922.64, "text": " Oh, yeah, remember, you guys were having dinner."}, {"start": 32922.64, "end": 32924.64, "text": " We had to wait for a while."}, {"start": 32924.64, "end": 32926.64, "text": " We're close, bro. We're close."}, {"start": 32926.64, "end": 32928.64, "text": " He told me the exact date he was dropping Iceman."}, {"start": 32928.64, "end": 32930.64, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 32930.64, "end": 32932.64, "text": " I know exactly when Iceman's dropping."}, {"start": 32932.64, "end": 32934.64, "text": " You can't tell them, bro?"}, {"start": 32934.64, "end": 32936.64, "text": " No, I can't."}, {"start": 32936.64, "end": 32939.92, "text": " Oh, actually, you're a joyer, not mine."}, {"start": 32939.92, "end": 32940.76, "text": " You know what, listen to the mom."}, {"start": 32940.76, "end": 32942.479999999996, "text": " Jack, tell him, can you give him my full stop"}, {"start": 32942.479999999996, "end": 32944.24, "text": " when I think this guy's gonna charge us for a second?"}, {"start": 32944.24, "end": 32946.08, "text": " He's not like dead, dead."}, {"start": 32946.08, "end": 32946.92, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 32946.92, "end": 32949.68, "text": " Jack, what do I do with my hair, bro?"}, {"start": 32949.68, "end": 32952.76, "text": " Like, I want to maw, I want to maw more than,"}, {"start": 32952.76, "end": 32955.56, "text": " I want to get girls, bro, like 24 seven, you know?"}, {"start": 32955.56, "end": 32956.4, "text": " I want to maw more than,"}, {"start": 32956.4, "end": 32957.479999999996, "text": " but I want to maw more than,"}, {"start": 32957.479999999996, "end": 32960.44, "text": " I want to have girls like hitting me up every day."}, {"start": 32960.44, "end": 32961.56, "text": " Like, bro, I want to,"}, {"start": 32961.56, "end": 32963.96, "text": " I want to look the best I've ever looked at my life."}, {"start": 32966.64, "end": 32971.64, "text": " So we're like the best I've ever looked at my side like I was telling you about me."}, {"start": 32974.64, "end": 32976.64, "text": " They're saying modern and mullet."}, {"start": 32978.64, "end": 32980.64, "text": " That's basically what you used to get."}, {"start": 32996.64, "end": 32998.7, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33026.64, "end": 33028.7, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33056.64, "end": 33058.7, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33086.64, "end": 33088.7, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33116.64, "end": 33118.7, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33146.64, "end": 33148.7, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33176.64, "end": 33178.7, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33206.64, "end": 33208.7, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33236.64, "end": 33238.7, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33266.64, "end": 33268.7, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33296.64, "end": 33298.7, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33356.64, "end": 33358.64, "text": " sixty by nine"}, {"start": 33358.64, "end": 33360.64, "text": " so"}, {"start": 33361.64, "end": 33363.64, "text": " yeah, would they look good with a f***ing buzz?"}, {"start": 33366.64, "end": 33369.64, "text": " hey man, if you were like, would you f*** me if I had a buzz or would you f*** me if I had a buzz?"}, {"start": 33369.64, "end": 33371.64, "text": " I f*** you, man, come on here"}, {"start": 33371.64, "end": 33373.64, "text": " what happened to you?"}, {"start": 33376.64, "end": 33378.64, "text": " well, I like drones though"}, {"start": 33386.64, "end": 33393.64, "text": " You really get a buzz cut."}, {"start": 33393.64, "end": 33396.64, "text": " What do you ask him?"}, {"start": 33396.64, "end": 33397.64, "text": " Imagine?"}, {"start": 33397.64, "end": 33399.64, "text": " Let him pick your hair out."}, {"start": 33399.64, "end": 33401.64, "text": " He's sleeping right now."}, {"start": 33401.64, "end": 33403.64, "text": " He's in a assignment very much."}, {"start": 33403.64, "end": 33404.64, "text": " So the time difference?"}, {"start": 33404.64, "end": 33405.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 33405.64, "end": 33408.64, "text": " Man, if you probably call him, he's going to tell you to buzz that shit."}, {"start": 33408.64, "end": 33409.64, "text": " For sure."}, {"start": 33409.64, "end": 33412.64, "text": " Why does everyone go to a buzz cut?"}, {"start": 33412.64, "end": 33415.64, "text": " There's so many other cuts you can do."}, {"start": 33415.64, "end": 33417.64, "text": " That's just the most"}, {"start": 33422.2, "end": 33424.2, "text": " You might do another"}, {"start": 33445.64, "end": 33447.64, "text": " I got scared."}, {"start": 33447.64, "end": 33449.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 33449.64, "end": 33451.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 33451.64, "end": 33453.64, "text": " I don't know how to do that."}, {"start": 33453.64, "end": 33455.64, "text": " I don't know how to do that."}, {"start": 33455.64, "end": 33457.64, "text": " I don't know which one is the same, but I know it's you."}, {"start": 33457.64, "end": 33459.64, "text": " I know it's you."}, {"start": 33459.64, "end": 33461.64, "text": " I don't know how to do that."}, {"start": 33463.64, "end": 33465.64, "text": " I got scared."}, {"start": 33471.64, "end": 33473.64, "text": " Yeah, after the launch."}, {"start": 33473.64, "end": 33480.64, "text": " Okay, you know what? You know what we should do? You know what we should do?"}, {"start": 33480.64, "end": 33486.64, "text": " Let's do two haircuts in one day. Let's go to a haircut. If it doesn't look good, it doesn't satisfy everyone."}, {"start": 33486.64, "end": 33493.64, "text": " Wait, bus cut. Bus cut is plan B. What's plan A?"}, {"start": 33493.64, "end": 33494.64, "text": " Bus cut."}, {"start": 33497.64, "end": 33500.64, "text": " Check hairs. Everyone's saying deal. Everyone's saying deal."}, {"start": 33500.64, "end": 33502.64, "text": " So what's our normal captain? What should we do?"}, {"start": 33502.64, "end": 33503.64, "text": " They're the barter."}, {"start": 33503.64, "end": 33504.64, "text": " What you usually get?"}, {"start": 33504.64, "end": 33505.64, "text": " That looks like the best on me."}, {"start": 33505.64, "end": 33506.64, "text": " What would look like the best?"}, {"start": 33506.64, "end": 33507.64, "text": " What do you usually get?"}, {"start": 33507.64, "end": 33509.64, "text": " We do a paper on the sides."}, {"start": 33509.64, "end": 33510.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 33510.64, "end": 33511.64, "text": " We make the mid paper."}, {"start": 33511.64, "end": 33512.64, "text": " We blow it out a little bit."}, {"start": 33512.64, "end": 33513.64, "text": " We do the best blowing, you know."}, {"start": 33513.64, "end": 33514.64, "text": " Ahem."}, {"start": 33514.64, "end": 33516.64, "text": " You know, we have a tech, you know."}, {"start": 33516.64, "end": 33519.64, "text": " For like, a little trim, you know, how to do these jobs?"}, {"start": 33519.64, "end": 33520.64, "text": " No, no, no. You know what I want?"}, {"start": 33520.64, "end": 33521.64, "text": " No, why do you have trim?"}, {"start": 33521.64, "end": 33522.64, "text": " Did you trim it?"}, {"start": 33522.64, "end": 33523.64, "text": " No."}, {"start": 33523.64, "end": 33525.64, "text": " There's no idea to trim your back."}, {"start": 33525.64, "end": 33526.64, "text": " No, no, this time."}, {"start": 33526.64, "end": 33527.64, "text": " Maybe in Germany."}, {"start": 33527.64, "end": 33528.64, "text": " Maybe in Germany?"}, {"start": 33528.64, "end": 33529.64, "text": " That was a while ago."}, {"start": 33529.64, "end": 33531.64, "text": " No snow on it before"}, {"start": 33536.76, "end": 33538.76, "text": " Okay, you know what?"}, {"start": 33541.479999999996, "end": 33544.2, "text": " Okay, listen regardless, I want to never mind that"}, {"start": 33548.6, "end": 33550.6, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 33551.04, "end": 33553.9, "text": " Yeah, at least we're going short regardless"}, {"start": 33553.9, "end": 33558.9, "text": " So you know what? It's got a low taper, low taper."}, {"start": 33558.9, "end": 33560.9, "text": " Low taper? Yeah."}, {"start": 33560.9, "end": 33562.9, "text": " Short? And then cheap?"}, {"start": 33562.9, "end": 33564.9, "text": " And no, two inches long."}, {"start": 33564.9, "end": 33566.9, "text": " Your hair is very short."}, {"start": 33566.9, "end": 33568.9, "text": " It's like three inches."}, {"start": 33568.9, "end": 33570.9, "text": " It's got like..."}, {"start": 33570.9, "end": 33571.9, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 33571.9, "end": 33573.9, "text": " Like, yeah."}, {"start": 33573.9, "end": 33576.9, "text": " Whatever my hair is, cut half that off."}, {"start": 33576.9, "end": 33577.9, "text": " That's an all right, yeah?"}, {"start": 33577.9, "end": 33578.9, "text": " We'll buzz it."}, {"start": 33578.9, "end": 33579.9, "text": " We'll buzz it."}, {"start": 33579.9, "end": 33580.9, "text": " We'll bring that to the class."}, {"start": 33580.9, "end": 33585.9, "text": " The RO do 25, the top buzz and let the beard grow out."}, {"start": 33585.9, "end": 33588.9, "text": " I don't mind beard isn't connect, chat. Zoom in on my beard real quick."}, {"start": 33588.9, "end": 33590.9, "text": " Chat, is this Star Wars internet?"}, {"start": 33598.9, "end": 33600.9, "text": " I mean, it's all, it's all, it's shit."}, {"start": 33600.9, "end": 33602.9, "text": " With that 20, I could listen to each other more."}, {"start": 33602.9, "end": 33604.9, "text": " But yeah, what?"}, {"start": 33605.9, "end": 33607.9, "text": " That beard doesn't connect."}, {"start": 33607.9, "end": 33609.9, "text": " I'll go around."}, {"start": 33609.9, "end": 33611.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 33611.9, "end": 33615.9, "text": " If they don't like it, they'll like it."}, {"start": 33615.9, "end": 33617.9, "text": " And they don't like it when we bust."}, {"start": 33617.9, "end": 33619.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 33619.9, "end": 33623.9, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 33623.9, "end": 33624.700000000004, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 33633.700000000004, "end": 33637.1, "text": " If you do, bus, bus 25mm on top."}, {"start": 33637.9, "end": 33640.700000000004, "text": " What are you doing? You said that this dude was doing 25mm."}, {"start": 33640.700000000004, "end": 33642.1, "text": " He had a long time, man."}, {"start": 33642.1, "end": 33644.1, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 33652.1, "end": 33654.1, "text": " 25, I can't say the number 5."}, {"start": 33659.1, "end": 33661.1, "text": " Number 8."}, {"start": 33661.1, "end": 33663.1, "text": " I'm not even expecting that one."}, {"start": 33664.1, "end": 33666.1, "text": " So how do you go with the guard on the machine?"}, {"start": 33666.1, "end": 33668.1, "text": " They're like, what?"}, {"start": 33668.1, "end": 33670.1, "text": " It cuts a proper route, I mean."}, {"start": 33670.1, "end": 33678.54, "text": " I just told you she was my hair fucked bro, I didn't mean that."}, {"start": 33678.54, "end": 33681.54, "text": " How bad is that?"}, {"start": 33681.54, "end": 33685.04, "text": " Bro, I've never seen you use that before."}, {"start": 33685.04, "end": 33686.04, "text": " I fucking..."}, {"start": 33686.04, "end": 33687.04, "text": " You suck really bad."}, {"start": 33687.04, "end": 33688.04, "text": " What the fuck are you doing here?"}, {"start": 33688.04, "end": 33689.04, "text": " Well, I've actually been locked in, okay?"}, {"start": 33689.04, "end": 33690.04, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 33690.04, "end": 33691.04, "text": " I've been locked in."}, {"start": 33691.04, "end": 33692.04, "text": " Yeah, low key."}, {"start": 33692.04, "end": 33693.04, "text": " Well, I don't believe my house, but I barely have sex anymore."}, {"start": 33693.04, "end": 33694.04, "text": " What's up family at sex?"}, {"start": 33694.04, "end": 33695.04, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 33695.04, "end": 33696.04, "text": " I don't believe my house, but I barely have sex anymore."}, {"start": 33696.04, "end": 33697.04, "text": " What's up family at sex?"}, {"start": 33697.04, "end": 33699.04, "text": " where did you find it?"}, {"start": 33699.04, "end": 33701.04, "text": " The San Yed Sats"}, {"start": 33701.04, "end": 33703.04, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 33703.04, "end": 33705.04, "text": " The Marseille"}, {"start": 33705.04, "end": 33707.04, "text": " The Johnson San Yed Sats"}, {"start": 33707.04, "end": 33709.04, "text": " That's the way"}, {"start": 33709.04, "end": 33711.04, "text": " That's the fucking way"}, {"start": 33711.04, "end": 33713.04, "text": " That's the way"}, {"start": 33713.04, "end": 33715.04, "text": " That's the way"}, {"start": 33723.04, "end": 33725.04, "text": " Keep the gear on your hand"}, {"start": 33725.04, "end": 33727.04, "text": " No, I'm not Jewish."}, {"start": 33727.04, "end": 33729.04, "text": " No, I'm not Jewish."}, {"start": 33729.04, "end": 33731.04, "text": " I'm not Jewish."}, {"start": 33737.04, "end": 33739.04, "text": " Japanese beard type GI."}, {"start": 33739.04, "end": 33743.04, "text": " For real, that's crazy. They call me jubilees."}, {"start": 33743.04, "end": 33745.04, "text": " They make this..."}, {"start": 33745.04, "end": 33747.04, "text": " Yeah, but I'm not Jewish. I'm not a means."}, {"start": 33747.04, "end": 33749.04, "text": " What are you arguing with?"}, {"start": 33749.04, "end": 33751.04, "text": " You're making a fool of yourselves."}, {"start": 33751.04, "end": 33753.04, "text": " I don't know. I'm not Jewish."}, {"start": 33753.04, "end": 33760.04, "text": " What the fuck did you do to my hair?"}, {"start": 33760.04, "end": 33762.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 33762.04, "end": 33769.04, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 33769.04, "end": 33780.04, "text": " Yo, did you ever get that rush checked out, Mooder? Type 3 if he looks chocked."}, {"start": 33780.04, "end": 33783.04, "text": " He said, he said, you can give that rash check, though."}, {"start": 33783.04, "end": 33785.04, "text": " I don't have a rash."}, {"start": 33785.04, "end": 33789.04, "text": " I don't know, he's fucking lying. I don't have a rash."}, {"start": 33792.04, "end": 33794.04, "text": " I don't have a rash."}, {"start": 33803.04, "end": 33805.04, "text": " Do they ban you on Siege?"}, {"start": 33805.04, "end": 33807.04, "text": " Yeah, I know, I've seen it when I helped on a wire."}, {"start": 33807.04, "end": 33809.04, "text": " I think I'm cheating!"}, {"start": 33809.04, "end": 33810.04, "text": " Like, walla!"}, {"start": 33810.04, "end": 33811.04, "text": " I actually am cheating!"}, {"start": 33811.04, "end": 33813.04, "text": " How long have you been playing this board?"}, {"start": 33813.04, "end": 33815.04, "text": " Oh, like, two weeks?"}, {"start": 33815.04, "end": 33817.04, "text": " How did you end my job?"}, {"start": 33817.04, "end": 33819.04, "text": " The chosen one, bro."}, {"start": 33819.04, "end": 33822.04, "text": " You're the key part."}, {"start": 33822.04, "end": 33824.04, "text": " No, the chosen one."}, {"start": 33824.04, "end": 33826.04, "text": " The chosen one."}, {"start": 33828.04, "end": 33829.04, "text": " It's true."}, {"start": 33829.04, "end": 33830.04, "text": " What have you been doing?"}, {"start": 33830.04, "end": 33831.04, "text": " You can feel it or something?"}, {"start": 33831.04, "end": 33833.04, "text": " Either listen up one day."}, {"start": 33833.04, "end": 33836.04, "text": " On one day, I'm going to know if you stick it out there."}, {"start": 33837.04, "end": 33844.44, "text": " or or you got so many reports that you guys can't yeah manually it wasn't"}, {"start": 33844.44, "end": 33848.64, "text": " anything but they didn't find it in my PC. The guy didn't find it in your game."}, {"start": 33848.64, "end": 33852.840000000004, "text": " Yeah, Mooda does your barbano about the fungal infection on the top of your scalp."}, {"start": 33852.840000000004, "end": 33856.24, "text": " Seemed pretty nasty last time you showed us."}, {"start": 33856.24, "end": 33858.04, "text": " No, you were definitely shooting on Mordor."}, {"start": 33858.04, "end": 33859.44, "text": " No, I said I wasn't shooting on Mordor."}, {"start": 33859.44, "end": 33860.64, "text": " You were shooting on Mordor."}, {"start": 33860.64, "end": 33865.04, "text": " Bro, I showed up to turn that app on from the PC. I think I'll just play it on hopefully."}, {"start": 33865.04, "end": 33870.88, "text": " Your wife's watching bro lock in. Also massive W for your barber, he's the goat."}, {"start": 33877.68, "end": 33879.18, "text": " Yeah, looks like a Mickey Mouse, bro."}, {"start": 33879.18, "end": 33879.68, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 33880.68, "end": 33881.68, "text": " Bar, you look better."}, {"start": 33886.68, "end": 33888.68, "text": " Chalk, would you kiss me, be honest?"}, {"start": 33888.68, "end": 33890.18, "text": " Yo, baby, no other way to call you."}, {"start": 33890.18, "end": 33891.18, "text": " Baby, call her."}, {"start": 33921.18, "end": 33923.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33951.18, "end": 33953.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 33981.18, "end": 33983.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34011.18, "end": 34013.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34041.18, "end": 34043.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34071.18, "end": 34073.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34101.18, "end": 34103.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34131.18, "end": 34133.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34161.18, "end": 34163.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34191.18, "end": 34193.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34221.18, "end": 34223.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34251.18, "end": 34253.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 34261.82, "end": 34263.82, "text": " Guess it"}, {"start": 34275.38, "end": 34277.38, "text": " Fire yes"}, {"start": 34281.18, "end": 34283.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 34300.9, "end": 34304.64, "text": " Just leave in condition of good I bought leaving conditioner from that base"}, {"start": 34305.340000000004, "end": 34309.58, "text": " It's not brand-new and I just haven't used it. Is it good?"}, {"start": 34311.18, "end": 34313.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 34328.340000000004, "end": 34330.340000000004, "text": " Like"}, {"start": 34334.340000000004, "end": 34340.8, "text": " You look like a mushroom just go balls so bunny doesn't have to look at your ugly ass hair anymore"}, {"start": 34341.18, "end": 34343.18, "text": " Alright, let's play a game, please."}, {"start": 34344.18, "end": 34345.18, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 34352.18, "end": 34357.18, "text": " So, someone in the fucking chat said I wouldn't be disappointed if my sister brought you home."}, {"start": 34361.18, "end": 34364.18, "text": " See, the fact that they thought it was better than not disappointed at all."}, {"start": 34364.18, "end": 34365.18, "text": " What's the fuck?"}, {"start": 34365.18, "end": 34367.18, "text": " Well, okay, when they look at you the first time, it's like..."}, {"start": 34367.18, "end": 34369.18, "text": " I don't even get that creative, but I understand."}, {"start": 34371.18, "end": 34381.18, "text": " No, no, there's no trick to it, I'm not drinking."}, {"start": 34381.18, "end": 34389.18, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,"}, {"start": 34419.18, "end": 34426.18, "text": " That's a fucking lie."}, {"start": 34426.18, "end": 34430.18, "text": " Why do you hate Drake?"}, {"start": 34430.18, "end": 34433.18, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 34433.18, "end": 34434.18, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 34434.18, "end": 34435.18, "text": " He's the entire catalogist."}, {"start": 34435.18, "end": 34436.18, "text": " You don't like Drake, yes or no?"}, {"start": 34449.18, "end": 34451.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34479.18, "end": 34481.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34509.18, "end": 34511.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34539.18, "end": 34541.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34569.18, "end": 34571.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34599.18, "end": 34601.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34629.18, "end": 34631.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34659.18, "end": 34661.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34689.18, "end": 34691.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34719.18, "end": 34721.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34749.18, "end": 34751.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34779.18, "end": 34781.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 34809.18, "end": 34837.06, "text": " If you don't fly bunny out, we will big nose jubonies."}, {"start": 34837.06, "end": 34841.159999999996, "text": " ATW stop poking our eyes out with that gargantuan nose."}, {"start": 34845.259999999995, "end": 34847.46, "text": " I like the tattoos on the barber's arm."}, {"start": 34854.46, "end": 34855.659999999996, "text": " Such other tattoos."}, {"start": 34897.06, "end": 34901.06, "text": " Stop, stop, stop."}, {"start": 34901.06, "end": 34902.06, "text": " Yo, check it out!"}, {"start": 34902.06, "end": 34904.06, "text": " No, no, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 34904.06, "end": 34906.06, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 34909.06, "end": 34911.06, "text": " Yo Moodo, I've been watching you for a year,"}, {"start": 34911.06, "end": 34914.06, "text": " but I missed the The Last of Us FOD is there."}, {"start": 34914.06, "end": 34916.06, "text": " Anyway, I can see it now."}, {"start": 34916.06, "end": 34920.06, "text": " Also, you have to remember Daddy's sub-roser, he made you."}, {"start": 34920.06, "end": 34922.06, "text": " Alright, uh..."}, {"start": 34922.06, "end": 34924.06, "text": " At the time, my editor..."}, {"start": 34924.06, "end": 34929.56, "text": " I was working with a different editor and he didn't post it, but I was still in there after you and the last of us reruns."}, {"start": 34931.56, "end": 34933.56, "text": " I think it's Lost Media, to be honest."}, {"start": 34933.56, "end": 34936.56, "text": " Yeah, it's Lost Media, but what else should we have gained, bro?"}, {"start": 34937.56, "end": 34939.56, "text": " Last one was actually such a good game."}, {"start": 34939.56, "end": 34943.56, "text": " This haircut screams such no wonder banned from R6."}, {"start": 34944.56, "end": 34945.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 34945.06, "end": 34945.56, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 34945.56, "end": 34946.56, "text": " Are we safe?"}, {"start": 34946.56, "end": 34949.56, "text": " Yeah, I even know. Is there something about like being banned on R6?"}, {"start": 34950.06, "end": 34951.06, "text": " Oh, it's..."}, {"start": 34951.06, "end": 34952.56, "text": " I was so depressed when I was being banned."}, {"start": 34952.56, "end": 34963.56, "text": " Oh my god, but chill."}, {"start": 34963.56, "end": 34967.56, "text": " Don't stop, bro."}, {"start": 34967.56, "end": 34970.56, "text": " This guy's playing with my career, bro."}, {"start": 34970.56, "end": 34973.56, "text": " It's not even his life."}, {"start": 34973.56, "end": 34981.56, "text": " Are we still meeting a plater to Netflix and chill, or are you gonna cancel again?"}, {"start": 34981.56, "end": 34983.56, "text": " You know what the worst thing is"}, {"start": 34985.56, "end": 34991.0, "text": " You can fight a girl over for Netflix and chill and you guys actually Netflix and chill it's happened last night"}, {"start": 34993.159999999996, "end": 34995.159999999996, "text": " No, nothing I'm gonna kiss"}, {"start": 35001.0, "end": 35003.0, "text": " Actually"}, {"start": 35011.56, "end": 35014.68, "text": " I'm making a transaction for two hours till the end of the day."}, {"start": 35014.68, "end": 35015.68, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 35015.68, "end": 35019.68, "text": " It is you that I need, you that I don't know."}, {"start": 35019.68, "end": 35021.68, "text": " You're the one who's supposed to take care of me."}, {"start": 35021.68, "end": 35023.68, "text": " You gotta put the things that you don't sell."}, {"start": 35023.68, "end": 35024.68, "text": " No, you know what?"}, {"start": 35024.68, "end": 35025.68, "text": " For anyone who's crazy about you."}, {"start": 35025.68, "end": 35027.68, "text": " As the guy, you're supposed to initiate it."}, {"start": 35027.68, "end": 35028.68, "text": " But I get too nervous."}, {"start": 35028.68, "end": 35029.68, "text": " I don't initiate it."}, {"start": 35029.68, "end": 35031.68, "text": " Yeah, but you can't just get after girls now."}, {"start": 35031.68, "end": 35032.68, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 35032.68, "end": 35033.68, "text": " She was ready."}, {"start": 35033.68, "end": 35034.68, "text": " Oh, she was?"}, {"start": 35034.68, "end": 35035.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 35035.68, "end": 35036.68, "text": " She was ready."}, {"start": 35036.68, "end": 35037.68, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 35037.68, "end": 35038.68, "text": " I was a bitch."}, {"start": 35038.68, "end": 35039.68, "text": " I was a bitch."}, {"start": 35039.68, "end": 35040.68, "text": " I was a bitch."}, {"start": 35040.68, "end": 35042.68, "text": " I hate it."}, {"start": 35042.68, "end": 35045.68, "text": " Joe Muda put two slits in one eyebrow."}, {"start": 35045.68, "end": 35047.68, "text": " She got on top of me."}, {"start": 35047.68, "end": 35048.68, "text": " She didn't even start watching me."}, {"start": 35048.68, "end": 35050.68, "text": " She stopped watching me and she's like,"}, {"start": 35050.68, "end": 35051.68, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 35052.68, "end": 35054.68, "text": " I was like, I was like,"}, {"start": 35054.68, "end": 35055.68, "text": " How do you say it's dead?"}, {"start": 35055.68, "end": 35056.68, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 35056.68, "end": 35057.68, "text": " Oh, I forgot."}, {"start": 35057.68, "end": 35058.68, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 35058.68, "end": 35059.68, "text": " I forgot."}, {"start": 35064.68, "end": 35066.68, "text": " Let's look here, son."}, {"start": 35066.68, "end": 35068.68, "text": " It's all..."}, {"start": 35068.68, "end": 35070.68, "text": " He's so old though."}, {"start": 35070.68, "end": 35073.68, "text": " Like real girls are nearly out of here."}, {"start": 35076.68, "end": 35078.68, "text": " Oh really?"}, {"start": 35078.68, "end": 35079.68, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 35079.68, "end": 35080.68, "text": " You were a hot cop?"}, {"start": 35080.68, "end": 35081.68, "text": " No I was a hot cop."}, {"start": 35081.68, "end": 35082.68, "text": " No I was a hot cop."}, {"start": 35082.68, "end": 35085.68, "text": " Well I think if a bro was a boy, he can take a chicken ass out of here."}, {"start": 35085.68, "end": 35086.68, "text": " You stubborn fuck."}, {"start": 35086.68, "end": 35090.68, "text": " Tritano's just want to bust all over that face and use."}, {"start": 35090.68, "end": 35093.68, "text": " Not my children all up those gaping nostrils."}, {"start": 35093.68, "end": 35095.68, "text": " Just letting you know I'm in your stream,"}, {"start": 35095.68, "end": 35105.86, "text": " it till its purple, drooling face emoji, drooling face emoji, drooling face emoji, drooling"}, {"start": 35105.86, "end": 35109.82, "text": " face emoji, drooling face emoji, drooling face emoji."}, {"start": 35109.82, "end": 35112.82, "text": " Yeah, that's what I'm destac-"}, {"start": 35112.82, "end": 35115.58, "text": " Oh mods bro."}, {"start": 35116.86, "end": 35124.32, "text": " I can't skip it bro, it's that thing we're doing mod access."}, {"start": 35124.32, "end": 35126.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 35154.32, "end": 35159.32, "text": " Yeah, bro, I'm really waiting to buzz right now, but..."}, {"start": 35160.32, "end": 35163.32, "text": " I think, like, the offer is off the table for me in my life."}, {"start": 35163.32, "end": 35165.32, "text": " What? Why?"}, {"start": 35165.32, "end": 35168.32, "text": " I mean, I don't even care, I don't even fucking care, to be honest."}, {"start": 35169.32, "end": 35172.32, "text": " Probably gonna care a lot, you know, for a buzz cut."}, {"start": 35172.32, "end": 35173.32, "text": " For a buzz cut?"}, {"start": 35173.32, "end": 35174.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 35174.32, "end": 35175.32, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 35175.32, "end": 35178.32, "text": " Really? It's not like, uh, straight?"}, {"start": 35178.32, "end": 35180.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 35180.32, "end": 35183.32, "text": " But I won't show up in the hair, but I'll..."}, {"start": 35183.32, "end": 35185.32, "text": " It's chapter in my life."}, {"start": 35213.32, "end": 35215.32, "text": " Ah, at the TTS?"}, {"start": 35215.32, "end": 35217.32, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. At the..."}, {"start": 35217.32, "end": 35219.32, "text": " I scanned the milky."}, {"start": 35225.32, "end": 35227.32, "text": " How are we going to do this?"}, {"start": 35227.32, "end": 35229.32, "text": " How do you know?"}, {"start": 35229.32, "end": 35231.32, "text": " Well, let's shop."}, {"start": 35231.32, "end": 35233.32, "text": " Let's shop there."}, {"start": 35233.32, "end": 35235.32, "text": " You made it out?"}, {"start": 35235.32, "end": 35237.32, "text": " Allah."}, {"start": 35243.32, "end": 35268.24, "text": " There's no saving you when you got that missile on your face, sobsol."}, {"start": 35268.24, "end": 35270.24, "text": " No, it's exciting. Yeah."}, {"start": 35278.24, "end": 35280.24, "text": " I'm serious, I'm not that big in real life."}, {"start": 35280.24, "end": 35284.24, "text": " No, it's what I'm saying. Like genuinely, it doesn't look that good."}, {"start": 35284.24, "end": 35286.24, "text": " No, it's actually my usual spot right now."}, {"start": 35328.24, "end": 35331.64, "text": " I'm just talking about your time is so bad"}, {"start": 35331.64, "end": 35334.14, "text": " My hands are not in my system"}, {"start": 35334.14, "end": 35336.14, "text": " That's the last time I know"}, {"start": 35336.14, "end": 35341.14, "text": " There's no god but you and me"}, {"start": 35341.14, "end": 35345.14, "text": " I don't know if you thought you'd find a thing"}, {"start": 35345.14, "end": 35349.14, "text": " So bad, I just thought you'd find a thing"}, {"start": 35358.24, "end": 35360.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 35388.24, "end": 35390.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 35418.24, "end": 35420.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 35448.24, "end": 35450.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 35478.24, "end": 35480.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 35508.24, "end": 35531.24, "text": " You look like a beautiful girl."}, {"start": 35531.24, "end": 35534.24, "text": " Anyway, I just got a haircut."}, {"start": 35534.24, "end": 35536.24, "text": " You look that I like that."}, {"start": 35536.24, "end": 35537.24, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 35537.24, "end": 35541.24, "text": " Did you like the long hair that I face-tied you with yesterday or this?"}, {"start": 35541.24, "end": 35542.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 35542.24, "end": 35544.24, "text": " Yeah, well I just want to say I'm a big fan."}, {"start": 35544.24, "end": 35546.24, "text": " I was getting my way a little bit."}, {"start": 35546.24, "end": 35549.24, "text": " You know, so I have to like cut it."}, {"start": 35549.24, "end": 35551.24, "text": " But, uh, you know..."}, {"start": 35551.24, "end": 35552.24, "text": " It looks good though."}, {"start": 35552.24, "end": 35553.24, "text": " Is it what you used to do, right?"}, {"start": 35553.24, "end": 35555.24, "text": " Yeah, yeah, it's what I used to do."}, {"start": 35555.24, "end": 35556.24, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 35556.24, "end": 35559.24, "text": " Should I, uh, should I buzz it or should I keep it like this?"}, {"start": 35561.24, "end": 35562.24, "text": " I see it."}, {"start": 35562.24, "end": 35563.24, "text": " Put that out."}, {"start": 35563.24, "end": 35565.24, "text": " Yeah, how do you think I would look like you with a buzz?"}, {"start": 35567.24, "end": 35571.24, "text": " I don't know. I feel like that's scary."}, {"start": 35571.24, "end": 35572.24, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 35572.24, "end": 35574.24, "text": " But it also could look horrible."}, {"start": 35574.24, "end": 35576.24, "text": " It could look really bad, you know."}, {"start": 35579.24, "end": 35581.24, "text": " Do you really do think you want to buzz it?"}, {"start": 35581.24, "end": 35583.24, "text": " No, my chat does."}, {"start": 35583.24, "end": 35584.24, "text": " My chat."}, {"start": 35584.24, "end": 35585.24, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 35585.24, "end": 35587.24, "text": " It's not a really good idea."}, {"start": 35587.24, "end": 35588.24, "text": " Are you still alive?"}, {"start": 35588.24, "end": 35590.24, "text": " I don't do it. If you don't want to know."}, {"start": 35590.24, "end": 35595.24, "text": " I don't know if I'm wearing a t-shirt, but I'm wearing a sweater!"}, {"start": 35598.24, "end": 35600.24, "text": " Yeah, you think this looks good?"}, {"start": 35600.24, "end": 35602.24, "text": " Yeah, I like that."}, {"start": 35602.24, "end": 35603.24, "text": " So, fuck about it."}, {"start": 35603.24, "end": 35610.24, "text": " I think it could look good, but like if you aren't the one that wants to buzz it, then why would you buzz it?"}, {"start": 35611.24, "end": 35613.24, "text": " That is true."}, {"start": 35613.24, "end": 35614.24, "text": " That is true."}, {"start": 35614.24, "end": 35615.24, "text": " That is true."}, {"start": 35615.24, "end": 35616.24, "text": " Yeah, make your own choices, Mida."}, {"start": 35616.24, "end": 35617.24, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 35617.24, "end": 35618.24, "text": " You know what? I like that."}, {"start": 35618.24, "end": 35620.56, "text": " I like that okay. All right Jess. I'm gonna talk to you later"}, {"start": 35627.72, "end": 35629.72, "text": " No, no, no, no"}, {"start": 35631.6, "end": 35633.6, "text": " Okay, we call hospital"}, {"start": 35636.68, "end": 35638.68, "text": " You're good bro"}, {"start": 35639.479999999996, "end": 35644.799999999996, "text": " All right, so do we cut more off? No, bro"}, {"start": 35644.8, "end": 35650.200000000004, "text": " Should the shorts be cut it your kids would disappear so he's short so either this or it's a buzz. Yeah"}, {"start": 35650.72, "end": 35653.76, "text": " Your kids will go like they're barely curling right now because he's short"}, {"start": 35657.840000000004, "end": 35660.32, "text": " So I'm trying to say is would you have sex with me?"}, {"start": 35674.8, "end": 35680.520000000004, "text": " Because we check does this look better than where what it was what's the long hair"}, {"start": 35680.520000000004, "end": 35692.520000000004, "text": " Yeah, they're all saying it's way better."}, {"start": 35692.520000000004, "end": 35693.520000000004, "text": " Yeah, bro."}, {"start": 35693.520000000004, "end": 35694.520000000004, "text": " Your curls are right here."}, {"start": 35694.520000000004, "end": 35697.520000000004, "text": " You know, you got the curl going on in the back."}, {"start": 35697.520000000004, "end": 35698.520000000004, "text": " You got the tip on the side."}, {"start": 35698.520000000004, "end": 35699.520000000004, "text": " It's your curls."}, {"start": 35699.520000000004, "end": 35700.520000000004, "text": " No, you're like..."}, {"start": 35700.520000000004, "end": 35701.520000000004, "text": " It's buzz cut, huh?"}, {"start": 35701.520000000004, "end": 35702.520000000004, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 35702.520000000004, "end": 35703.520000000004, "text": " Your curls won't even curl anymore."}, {"start": 35703.520000000004, "end": 35704.520000000004, "text": " It's going to be straight."}, {"start": 35704.520000000004, "end": 35705.520000000004, "text": " It's going to be ugly, lazy."}, {"start": 35705.520000000004, "end": 35706.520000000004, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 35706.520000000004, "end": 35709.520000000004, "text": " Well, I wonder how it would look like a buzz cut."}, {"start": 35709.520000000004, "end": 35711.520000000004, "text": " I don't know why"}, {"start": 35712.32000000001, "end": 35714.560000000005, "text": " Try it try something"}, {"start": 35719.44, "end": 35723.920000000006, "text": " How long would I take the growth of this this height if I were to"}, {"start": 35729.520000000004, "end": 35732.96000000001, "text": " Yeah, bus cuts like extreme like they say it's"}, {"start": 35739.520000000004, "end": 35741.520000000004, "text": " But you know what Drake can take care of?"}, {"start": 35741.520000000004, "end": 35743.520000000004, "text": " Is that a buzz?"}, {"start": 35743.520000000004, "end": 35744.520000000004, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 35744.520000000004, "end": 35746.520000000004, "text": " Was Drake and take care of a buzz?"}, {"start": 35746.520000000004, "end": 35748.520000000004, "text": " Yeah, that was like 2008, bro."}, {"start": 35748.520000000004, "end": 35751.520000000004, "text": " Yeah, was Drake and take care of a buzz?"}, {"start": 35757.520000000004, "end": 35759.520000000004, "text": " We'll see, yeah."}, {"start": 35759.520000000004, "end": 35761.520000000004, "text": " Oh, is that like a one?"}, {"start": 35763.520000000004, "end": 35765.520000000004, "text": " I know I'm blazing, Todd. I know it's bad."}, {"start": 35765.520000000004, "end": 35770.520000000004, "text": " You're not Drake Nihon."}, {"start": 35770.520000000004, "end": 35775.520000000004, "text": " Get the air in, will you, mate?"}, {"start": 35775.520000000004, "end": 35780.520000000004, "text": " Get in the jeezy."}, {"start": 35780.520000000004, "end": 35783.520000000004, "text": " You've never done a blight."}, {"start": 35783.520000000004, "end": 35787.520000000004, "text": " It's only hair you can do for a one-time."}, {"start": 35787.520000000004, "end": 35790.520000000004, "text": " Bro, I tried to convince you, eh?"}, {"start": 35790.520000000004, "end": 35792.520000000004, "text": " Yeah, I cooked you here a little bit, but..."}, {"start": 35792.520000000004, "end": 35795.600000000006, "text": " You're moving no, that's not a small shit"}, {"start": 35797.240000000005, "end": 35803.96000000001, "text": " Sorry, bro. You shall we're tomorrow. No, I'm the chosen one. Yeah, you know I'm the chosen real quick"}, {"start": 35812.96000000001, "end": 35814.96000000001, "text": " Shit I forgot my bad at the US"}, {"start": 35814.96, "end": 35827.38, "text": " I'm not gonna look worse the bus cut but we know you cheated on Siege you"}, {"start": 35827.38, "end": 35832.54, "text": " sold cheats as chaos cheats there is so much proof linking your accounts"}, {"start": 35832.54, "end": 35835.78, "text": " together just admit it"}, {"start": 35837.34, "end": 35843.14, "text": " here can you please cut his fucking nose it's so fucking big also watch out"}, {"start": 35843.14, "end": 35845.14, "text": " But he has a fucking bomb in his pockets."}, {"start": 35845.14, "end": 35847.14, "text": " That's not fair at all, man."}, {"start": 35855.14, "end": 35858.14, "text": " That haircut looks good, madame Big Nosen."}, {"start": 35860.14, "end": 35861.14, "text": " What did you say?"}, {"start": 35861.14, "end": 35862.14, "text": " Yeah, I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 35862.14, "end": 35864.14, "text": " It was like a 120 IQ joke."}, {"start": 35873.14, "end": 35899.26, "text": " I hate being moot as father because he's so ugly it instantly nerfs the cut"}, {"start": 35899.26, "end": 35900.26, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 35900.26, "end": 35901.26, "text": " You didn't fucking said, bro."}, {"start": 35901.26, "end": 35902.26, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 35902.26, "end": 35905.26, "text": " Said you hate being Muda's model with a new hair cut."}, {"start": 35905.26, "end": 35907.26, "text": " I mean, it instantly nerfs the hair cut."}, {"start": 35907.26, "end": 35908.26, "text": " Yeah, bro."}, {"start": 35908.26, "end": 35909.26, "text": " I can't do shit."}, {"start": 35909.26, "end": 35910.26, "text": " No matter how bad."}, {"start": 35910.26, "end": 35912.26, "text": " Look how dark I keep the line up."}, {"start": 35912.26, "end": 35915.26, "text": " You know, but like this shit right here, just the country."}, {"start": 35915.26, "end": 35916.26, "text": " Yo, I'm not actually."}, {"start": 35916.26, "end": 35917.26, "text": " I'm not to begin with."}, {"start": 35917.26, "end": 35918.26, "text": " I can't do anything."}, {"start": 35918.26, "end": 35919.26, "text": " Yo, bro."}, {"start": 35919.26, "end": 35920.26, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 35920.26, "end": 35921.26, "text": " It's the chosen one, man."}, {"start": 35921.26, "end": 35923.26, "text": " Anything you do to her, it looks good, bro."}, {"start": 35923.26, "end": 35925.26, "text": " Even if I buzzes here right now, fuck."}, {"start": 35925.26, "end": 35926.26, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 35926.26, "end": 35928.26, "text": " Muda, has everybody told you that you are the nose who"}, {"start": 35928.26, "end": 35930.26, "text": " What even happened?"}, {"start": 35930.26, "end": 35932.26, "text": " Not God bro, not this chair bro"}, {"start": 35932.26, "end": 35934.26, "text": " You guys seem to be so in front of him"}, {"start": 35934.26, "end": 35936.26, "text": " You guys are getting tortured"}, {"start": 35942.26, "end": 35944.26, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 35944.26, "end": 35946.26, "text": " Bunny IRL stream"}, {"start": 35946.26, "end": 35948.26, "text": " What will we even fucking do?"}, {"start": 35950.26, "end": 35952.26, "text": " FGC and FGC is the first one to be able to do it a little bit"}, {"start": 35952.26, "end": 35954.26, "text": " I'll be there"}, {"start": 35958.26, "end": 35960.26, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 35966.14, "end": 35968.14, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 35970.14, "end": 35972.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 35988.26, "end": 35992.26, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 35992.26, "end": 35996.26, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 35996.26, "end": 36000.26, "text": " Uh-huh, uh-huh."}, {"start": 36000.26, "end": 36004.26, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-huh, yeah."}, {"start": 36004.26, "end": 36008.26, "text": " Oh shit, there we go again."}, {"start": 36008.26, "end": 36012.26, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 36012.26, "end": 36019.26, "text": " It's just a low kicker or a media."}, {"start": 36019.26, "end": 36022.26, "text": " It's just a lower a media."}, {"start": 36022.26, "end": 36024.26, "text": " Why are you fucking pushing it bro?"}, {"start": 36024.26, "end": 36026.26, "text": " I want it low here."}, {"start": 36026.26, "end": 36028.26, "text": " It won't look nice."}, {"start": 36028.26, "end": 36030.26, "text": " It looks good now."}, {"start": 36034.26, "end": 36036.26, "text": " It's not like a low blow right here."}, {"start": 36036.26, "end": 36038.26, "text": " No."}, {"start": 36038.26, "end": 36040.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 36070.26, "end": 36070.76, "text": " Peace."}, {"start": 36070.76, "end": 36071.560000000005, "text": " Should we actually hear?"}, {"start": 36071.560000000005, "end": 36072.060000000005, "text": " Yeah, probably."}, {"start": 36072.060000000005, "end": 36073.060000000005, "text": " Yeah, probably."}, {"start": 36073.060000000005, "end": 36074.060000000005, "text": " Peace."}, {"start": 36074.060000000005, "end": 36075.6, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 36100.26, "end": 36102.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36130.26, "end": 36132.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36160.26, "end": 36162.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36190.26, "end": 36192.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36220.26, "end": 36222.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 36250.26, "end": 36252.32, "text": " you"}]}