you
2, 4, 6 just went live, bitch!
No, 3, 2, 4, 6 just went live, bitch!
Alright.
All right, all right, all right first of all chat. I'm not gonna lie listen bro. I went and got a haircut yesterday
Listen now I know what to do though for the rest of my life. All right
Listen
I know how to get my hair cut now every single time
When I take these headphones off my head I
Don't want to see Jew. I don't want to see elf ears. I
Don't want to see anything bro. Okay. I just listen. I just want y'all
to just look at it I'm gonna put my headphones back on and then we're gonna
go I learned my lesson I know what type of haircut to get now every time all
right
Let me go ahead and put this back on now, alright.
Anyway, the fade was nice, the taper was nice, but uh, yeah, never again, bro.
I'm gonna grow my hair out again.
I'm gonna grow the sides of my hair out, but just cut the top.
Alright.
Jack, how long does it take?
long does it take for the sides to grow back this like a month don't say four
months bro please don't say that bro one month bro one month one month max so to
take us a month to go from looking from an elf to a human again so
Anyway, yeah, man, all good, bro, it's all good, bro, it's all good, chat.
Do I look like an elf?
Yes or no?
I mean, I still look good, though, no chat, like, chat, do I still look good?
Be honest, bro.
Like, yes, my ears look a little bit big because of my, you know, but do I still look
good like forget the hair look at my face chat look at my face don't look at my
hair all right do I still look good
I understand, your body wants it, I know your thoughts
All you bout it bout it, you're a big girl, and it's your words
And I'ma let you do it how you want
I like it, I like it
I know you know, I know who you are
I like it, don't be shy
I'll surprise you, I'll touch you first
Oh, I got it better
With your Louis Vuitton checks on your arms
High on your shoes, make your sticks feet tall
Everybody wants me, you can have them all
But I got what you need
Girl, I got your back, I got it all
Hold your dream, baby, don't you fall
You there in a minute, baby, just one call
You don't gotta
That tough lady makes you look like Dumbo
The elephant never knew your ears could be as big as your nose
Holy shit, you look like a goblin
I mean, who made this emo?
What the fuck is this emo?
Like what the fuck is this emo, bro? What is this emo?
Oh my god black and every scheme for you all, bro. God damn
It's well with the three months. I love you Z frosty to expires to the third one to love you
Shotten no with the prime. I love you. It's ilia with the four months
I love you potato master three months. I love you talks about fps to 17 months. I love you
Harriest with the Primalovey, big road to love you, Sakura trees to show love you, retro
with the Primalovey, God bless you, gestural with the 10 hours, I love you bro, God bless
you.
Anyway chat, how is everyone doing, how's my favorite community doing bro, how's my
community doing bro, how's my community doing.
How is everyone doing chat?
How is everyone doing?
chat listen today it's gonna be a fire
shrine just like always oh chat if I talked
like this would you guys still watch me
yes or no what is this emote bro like
what is the point of releasing this
emote like genuinely bro do you guys like
making fun of me bro I guess my man make
fun of my nose my sip the sloth nipples
but my nipple you guys make fun of
Literally everything you guys literally make fun of literally everything possible, bro. I swear to God
understand bro
But anyway, bro, listen you guys make fun of my let's actually let's make let's let's make a list today, bro
Let's make a list today. All right
Things my chat make fun of me for
All right, let's go ahead and uh, all right
All right chat you you never have looked go dinner entire life holy elf
jubilee's haircuts first of all all right chat what are some things you guys
on make fun I wear that Sid the sloth nipples big nose elf ears what else what
What else, chat, what else, bro?
What else do y'all make fun of me for, bro?
What do y'all, ah, bar ride, posture.
Shitty, shrimp, posture.
Ball spot.
Jubonese, okay.
See, I don't even know where you guys get that from.
Because I'm not a Jew!
I am Lebanese!
Jew.
Bomber Terrorist.
Is this not a useful terrorist?
Eat your voice.
My high...
I mean, just look at this list. Is there something you guys don't make fun of before?
Like genuinely, what the fuck is the point of watching me if you guys literally discombobulate
every single thing you can make fun of. Hacker. Small dick. Wind Trader.
I
My why head shape
I mean, there's not much- is there anything at VRCock?
I mean, crimson chin. What the fuck even is a crimson chin?
Is there anything else?
Like is there literally anything else?
Is there literally anything else?
Is there anything out long face?
We have Moai head shape dumbass.
We already have that, bro.
Like, how is the list so big?
We have to scroll to see everything!
Lazy eye.
Does it look like I have a fucking lazy eye?
Hmm does it look like I have a lazy eye
Fuck done fucking shitty ass fucking fucking HBS, but
I just don't understand real like
Let's try something with my stream chat. Let's try something chat. Let's try something bro. Let's try something chat
I
Want a million dollars from the lottery yesterday?
Shut I want a million dollars from the lottery yesterday
Boo, L, I don't care, Cap, L, L, L, we don't care, L, L, L, we don't give a fuck, okay?
Chat!
I'm quitting streaming!
I am, I'm never streaming again, Chat, I'm done, I'm quitting, I'm going back to Burger
King.
Alright.
So that's how y'all want to play, huh?
Yeah.
That's how y'all want to...
That's how...
No, no, no, that's funny, huh?
Y'all that's funny, huh?
That's how that's funny?
Y'all that's funny, huh?
Y'all that's funny?
Chet!
Why are you guys saying L?
Why are you guys saying L? I didn't even say anything yet bro.
Chad I got a girlfriend yesterday
Chat I had a boyfriend Chad I have a boyfriend Chad I have a boyfriend, bro
So I have a book.
Chat!
I have a lot of money, chat.
I have a lot of money in my bank account, chat.
I have a lot of money in my bank account.
Chat, I got a lot of money yesterday.
I found a lot of money, chat.
I found a lot of m-
Chat, I gambled all my money at the casino yesterday. I have zero dollars.
Chat, I gambled all my money. I have zero dollars. My bank-
F-
What is wrong with you guys?
What is this?
I'm done, bro. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
delete this fucking notepad bro, is there anything else that we can think of?
is there anything else we can think of to put on the uh on the bully bro? on the bully list? is there
anything we can think of? Squidward, pedophile, content slave. I'm just gonna go ahead and delete this.
I'm just going to go ahead and delete all this.
Someone texted me to chat.
Muda, you can never look good with that double barrel shotgun beak on your face.
Oh, is that a pimple?
Or is that a booger?
I have a pimple on my nose. I have a pimple on my nose chat. Anyway.
Anyway.
Ow, my eyes.
Hurricane in Windsor.
Israel is underwater.
I'm suffocating.
I can feel the air through my screen.
I can't breathe.
Holy shit, I feel suction.
I can't breathe.
Tornado warning, Tel Aviv boogers.
Like I don't understand anymore bro.
I don't understand anymore bro.
I mean I'm done with this.
I'm done with this bro.
Let's just go into my stream bro.
Anyway, um, anyway, let's open up.
Hello?
Bro, what is your name and what is your profile picture, bro?
It's you.
It's not me!
I'm not at you!
I'm loving these!
It's you!
It's not me!
I'm not at you!
What's going on in the reacts bro?
What do we got going on in the reacts bro?
I have 1v1 the most obvious cheater moota.
I
Couple out there. Can I stop kissing at school, please?
What are you guys sending me bro?
Sanience with the five gifted God bless you so much. I love you
God bless you. You can put it in my ass. Whatever you want to thank you so much
satan with the five gift that appreciate you bro god bless you and thank
you mood are you gonna watch party KSI versus Jason and we need if my stream
wants me to yeah I don't mind what is this post that you guys keep sending me
my chat but what is it this is literally AI it's literally impossible to have
another this you guys literally how did you guys even edit it that fast what is
this bro now you must be wondering why this is clipped now this one's for you
now listen up is this for me now you must be wondering why this is clipped now
this one's for you now listen up see how I'm in VR right now I've got the
handset on I've got the controllers on index controllers by the way I've got
3.0 tractors on my hip and my feet and I've got a tracker on never mind it's
not there anyways we have a tracker here anyways that's it
Good why fuck you what the fuck is just clipping anything nowadays the fuck is that
Give me a J
Give me a Y
Give me an N
X
Z
I
What does that smell?
Cheeksie
Let's go
Cheeksie
Boggles is gay
Boggles is gay bro Boggles is gay
Ryzee Quckoo
What are you guys fucking sending my calm right now bro?
Yo what the fuck are you all sending me bro?
What is going on right now bro?
What the fuck is this?
No.
No, you can't cook the meat the same in tepsi as you do in balmi at the touch POV your mom makes you talk to a random person on the phone
These are just different completely different
No, sorry, I just
It's actually so relatable bro, actually so relatable
What the fuck is this guy's vertical like two inches cool? I feel like he didn't get off the road. That's a jump
Bro, what the fuck
Black family who I love very dearly. I want to give back
Well, I'm not gonna like clipping. What is this? Bro. He is fucking sending bro
Should video game publishers be allowed to disable games you bought
What are you sending me this for bro? I am the founder of the stop killing games consumer movement, which
That's just straight up.
Black people are afraid of chainsaws.
Don't even say it.
Run, niggah, niggah, niggah.
It actually is a great save.
What a save, actually.
Wait, actually a good save.
Hey, the ball is...
Are you serious? How does he...
BOOOOOO!
What is this?
Can we stop?
FUSHIGI!
Hi, I'm Dukua and this is FUSHIGI.
You can make FUSHIGI to find gravity and appear to float in midair.
You can...
What is FUSHIGI?
What is Fushigi?
I think she don't want to talk.
Don't make me laugh.
No, I see you now.
Welcome to my life.
Ain't nobody in your base.
Chad, would you guys have sex with Jinxy?
Be honest.
Chad, would you guys have sex with Jinxy?
What are you guys sending me, bro?
Never say, can I kiss you, it sounds so boring.
If you wish to sound more confident, use one of these better alternatives.
Number one, would you mind if I gave you a little peck?
Number two, would you mind if I gave you a little peck?
Would you mind if I gave you a little peck?
May I have a little taste of you?
Number three, would you grant me leave to show my affection?
Would you grant me leave to show you affection?
before might I venture to press my lips to yours might Ivan might I this guy
gets no fucking pussy bro you get no fucking pussy bro
You're gonna fucking see the world, I know you're cheating!
You're gonna fucking see the world, you're gonna fucking see the world, I know you're
cheating!
You're gonna fucking see the world!
Okay, so much worth in there, bro.
It's just really is insane, bro
You're slowly turning into a big streamer. Does that mean you were gonna forget about me?
So I hope you guys understand, but the second I start averaging more than like 1.5 thousand viewers chat
Not only am I going to quit streaming not only am I going to start buying view bots not only
I'm gonna start hacking on stream on video games
But you know I'm sure you start doing everything bro, you know
It's really do it. Let's just see. See champ. I'm trying to tell y'all bro that I am going to switch up on all my stuff
Why are you guys spending these W's?
Only mentioning mood and cheating
bro I'm not view-budding bro I bet yo bro okay bro now bro now bro now all
right so listen right I view what it's six months ago okay I'm joking that was
a moody joke that was a moody joke you cheated your rage you should have rushed
six months ago I never view bro never will never have check my stats bro check
my stats all right what is this chat it was a clip farm bro I never cheated bro
I never cheated in any but you guys know it's such a cinema game bro dying
light
They're gonna come up with a new dying light dying light two wasn't the same as dying light one
Jack you guys have played dying light one, right?
Jack y'all have been playin'
Jack be the toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe is the toe. Which one do you guys like better toe or hoe?
Chow which one is y'all like better hoe chow which one is y'all like better?
So which one is y'all like better hoe? Oh show show the better
Oh
He's actually
Well, God have a shit car was a shit good game for a bit
You know, I'm not gonna lie bro, do GTARP, you jubilees, mongrel.
I don't even know what that means, but I'm not Jewish, so can we stop?
Every single allegation, Muda has accumulated so far.
Co-Blocks Confirmed by Muda about the use of CinexX, Confirmed by Muda about the use
of Worst and X-Ray, Rust, Confirmed by Muda, use of Hard Aimbot, Bunny, 10,000 Witnesses,
Alleged by Varsity, Gaming and Bikini Bottoms, Yes, Alleged, Valorant Wind Training, Alleged
by Sabo Ronaldo to Hate Farm and Jinxie, yes, I agree, a legend, CSGO, confirmed by Muda
the use of spin bot, knows genetics, a parent, all right, Brazzers, confirmed by Muda about
buying a two dollar Brazzers account when he was a minor, arrest the guy who sold it,
He's ass, obviously not.
What is this? Jinxie mogs you.
Can you guys ever think Jinxie will have kids and start a family?
when you're out here with a crowd you lose
do you guys think he's gonna teach his kids bar ride?
do y'all think he's gonna teach his kids that?
oh see the king in the bar where the man with the best of the king is the very best
fuck
well the editors on Tiktok are actually insane i'm not gonna lie i don't know how they edit this shit bro
funny ass duo i swear to god
Why was he doing that by the way? Why was he doing that? Why was he doing that bro?
Bro, why was he doing that? He did that like three times on my lips yesterday. What the
fuck bro what is this what is this that one bro who face times you doing the most
to random shit
what is wrong what bro mood it is this what you've been up to
I hear baby
What is this?
Yo, what the fuck is this?
Yo, what the fuck I am
Girl, was she dating me?
Haha, you don't want at all!
Was she dating me?
Haha!
Oh, yeah.
I'm glad I didn't buzz, bro.
I'm glad I didn't buzz.
I'm glad I didn't buzz, bro.
I'm glad I didn't buzz.
This is how I would have looked like if I buzzed.
Chat, did I do a good...
Did I do a good
You a good thing by not buzzing.
You look like a serial killer slash-
One if moody should join island boys, the terrorist wear though.
Oh my god, I saw this.
I saw this clip chat only pixel randomly set me a message right chat only picture chat only pixel
sent me a message right and was um uh what is he was like yeah he's like he's like he's like
He's like, he linked, he linked, bro, why is Bikini Bodhi, by the way, on sports ass?
This is the guy making fun of me, by the way.
Like this is the guy behind the screen exposing me right now.
This is the guy right here.
I would literally put his growth, I don't want to end up on Twitter, I don't want to
end up on Twitter.
Stop, stop, stop.
Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, so Split drops some crazy leaks and gives his final take on a moodless cheating situation
30% of everyone in pro league have cheated at one point and they
30% of everyone in pro league have cheated at one point and they got all they got fucking accounts banned
But ain't nobody gives a fuck about that. So like what's the point, bro?
Ubisoft just gotta fix and get a better anti-cheat, bro. I'm gonna keep it straight with y'all, bro
Ubisoft just get a better anti-cheat, bro, everyone has cheated.
Your favorite pro players are cheating in this game, like, so what?
At this point, Ubisoft just gotta get a better anti-cheat.
I'mma keep it a buck.
I'mma keep it a buck, bro.
I'mma keep it a buck.
But I don't know if it's cheating.
Do I care if it's cheating?
Not really.
Do I still sleep good at night?
Yeah.
Doesn't really concern me.
If it's cheating, then so be it.
if it's not cheating
i mean shit he's got hell of a motion to it
that means i have motion don't understand it right because wallah here on my life
i'm not cheating in siege that's how you right now bro
so you don't want to have motion
i have motion bro
but i'm a savior of bikini bodhi couldn't find any dirt on me now so he went
back ten years ago when i was fifteen to try to expose me
yo bikini bodhi
i'm not gonna say what i want to say bro
i'm not gonna say what i want to say because i'm a nice guy bro i'm a nice guy
Ali, you're a nice guy, Ali, Ali, you're a nice guy.
Oh my God, Jack Mafia, with the 62 viewer rate.
Everyone in the chat, if you came from Jack Mafia's stream,
type me.
If you just came from Jack Mafia's stream, type me,
type me, all right.
So like everyone who's been in my stream
for the last 30 minutes, just, all right.
And that's my take on it, bro.
Yeah, anyway, bro, spoi, I love you, bro.
That's why I love the Rainbow Six Siege community, bruh.
of
So, what am I looking at here, Celestio?
So, uh, it's my new pick up.
You like it?
So, you got a Karambit Emerald with Vice Gloves.
That's Hedgemaze.
Hedgemaze, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hedgemaze.
Bro, it's been so long since you've played, you forgot about these things, man.
So, uh...
Insate.
How many dick pictures do I have to send you to get this online?
I
If I send you four dick pics
Me to five okay, I said you five dick pics two soft three hard
Would you give me this bundle for one week to try out and of course yeah
But the thing is Muda it's it's tree lock for seven days on the current it
So I just got it so it's gonna be seven days later that I can send to you
It's okay. That means I have seven dick pics to send you, right?
Yeah
Hey, also, yeah, I traded up to these head maids. What you got them for free? Yeah, this morning
Oh, what are they?
No, I'm in more that's still like
8.5k. Yeah, I got this morning and then I sold my old one for the Karemba emerald. Oh
Oh my god, bro
Hey, bro time to play in those only pixel tournaments, bro. Yes, bro. Yes, you'll have a nice drip, bro
Yeah, yeah
So I still I love you, bro
Listen, bro, when we play me and you bro, let's go on a date with some girls, too. Okay. Oh
Yeah, oh hell no, bro. I'm not into those shit, bro
All right, well more for me that's
Hi, bro. Hey, I'll go I'll go I'll go bro. You came by Jinxie, bro. It's okay. Okay, that that that I bro
I love you bro. Take care
Wait, where were we chat does anyone know where we were chat where were we does anyone know we were we were
All right here, I think right yeah, right here
Did he just do a magic trick in the middle of a fucking thing bro?
Oh my god, spirit dropped by the tuk
That act? Yes
And it comes with consequences
No matter if he's your favorite streamer
That monster's not even on
I mean, it's close enough, again, the whole issue would be
Mark my fucking words
But I get undamned
No, I didn't actually cheat
Bro, no, I did not actually cheat
Pujon, I did not actually cheat
No, I did not.
No, all those cheating things that came up like from seven years ago.
Would blow a girl's back out, no kissy with this bar mass haircut he got yesterday.
His nose will do more work than his dick big Pinocchio, our terrorist bitch.
Bro, Pujon, I didn't cheat and rainbow six siege, bro.
All right, I didn't.
Thank you, bro.
Pujon.
Thank you.
Both, Pujon, they couldn't find anything on me, so they went back to when I was a little
kid when I used to cheat in video games.
Like, yes, I'm sorry, bro, I'm a human being, bro, I'll admit it, bro, yes, I used to cheat
back in the day when I was a little kid.
I'm sorry, bro.
Pujon, say, wallahya, on your mom's life that you have never cheated in any video game
ever, ever, in your entire life, Pujon.
Pujon, put it on your life you've never cheated in any video game in your entire life.
Like everyone cheated in CS 1.6 bro, I think everyone did that bro, like CS 1.6 cheating
was like everyone in Minecraft too.
Anyway, bro, but yeah, bro, you know fucked up that is bro
Bro push on walla. They couldn't find anything on me now
So they went back like 10 years bro and found out shit bro back in the day, bro. I said she's so fucked
But anyway, bro, it's all good, bro chat 21,000 viewers chat. Did I make it type?
What if I made it type two these are view bots?
That's a type one if I made it type two if I'm a view bar, bro
If you guys typing too, bro, yo, why are y'all typing too, bro?
Yo, bro, why are y'all typing too, bro?
Come on, y'all don't think I could actually reach 20,000?
WS little edit bro, whoever made that edit I give you permission you can put it in my
ass whenever you want to, fake talk with the prime.
Now also I want to say something, a limited time offer for the next person that prime
sub to two one subs I will send you a dick picture myself on discord but that
only that only works for the next person that does it
It's only up from here, I promise you just gotta wait
As you took my word for it, that's all I had to say
It's only up from here, I promise you just gotta wait
As you took my word for it, that's all I had to say
I
Vavish the prime razor games the prime sparking the prime Maddie the six with love you out to traffic
That you want to get a lot of you came in the similar to you Mike on Mike I'm free from the F
This terrible to see how we drive with the two on a new age. How the two and spread the children get it. All right guys
fine
My dick picture will be posted in discord after the stream bro fire with the three months. I love you, bro
Yeah, bro. I'm not gonna lie with someone. Oh, yeah, bro. I don't know, bro
Stay in a while with the five gifted. I love you. God bless you. Yeah, bro. I have no idea, bro like
Well, but Kenny Bodie blocked everyone but he even blocked me
I didn't even type instead of a PC check and a LAN event the next best thing to prove that you're not cheating is to hard
Reset her PC have only OBS steam
Siege and discord installed and and run some matches with against someone else
monitor cam
Bro, I will literally do anything to prove I'm legit, bro.
At this point.
I swear to God I could do that.
Wait!
What the fuck is WrestleMania chat?
This guy just died. Who was that?
I found a statue that reminds me of you.
Mooda congrats on your debut singing Mooda, new song by the e-streamer Twitch Mooda.
No, I did not say that, NBA Finals.
i accidentally died and came back as my homegirls rose toy a hood curie a
sucky love story
is mood achieving
well god
mood of you stream on gmail
you can't
thank you may have not it's up
well i guess that uh... bunny deserves better
i guess that brah
fortunately for that guys that
That guy is literally just dead, bro. I don't know what to tell you.
Oh my god.
Hold up, so stop and really beat a cheater on 130 ping.
So the guy I 7-1'd is saying,
hold up, so stop and really beat a cheater on 130 ping.
It's funny how hard Bikini is coming after you after killing his career a few years ago
after making controversial comments about the UAE which he was dropped from Fnatic.
Ever since he struggles to remain relevant.
Wait is that what happened chat with Bikini Bottom?
Like did he like lose his career or something and then is that why he's like on my dick
or some shit?
Wow.
Cause I didn't even, well I'm gonna be honest he studied me a lot.
I didn't really study him at all bro.
I don't even know who like I still to this day just do a no
I don't know what he does by buy a fresh PC place each and return simple
Maybe it's just so mad that like I haven't I don't know bro. It's okay. It's not even thinking about it
I don't know I talk about it, bro. It's all good when would you be willing to do a discord talent show?
Yo peak my son
No wonder why he hates you he doesn't like Arabs wait chat, um
Um, chat, should we do a discord talent show tomorrow?
Should we do a discord talent show tomorrow for $1,000?
Chad, did you guys want me to watch part of this fight?
You can do the thing with this one, okay?
It's watching.
I can do it!
Alright, how do you fight that one?
I don't talk, bro.
Okay.
I box.
Okay.
That's good.
I bust all the shots.
They're power there.
I was like, ooh.
Okay.
Jason's about to get fucking fried.
That's good, you know what they call me?
The dream?
The Lullaby
The Lullaby, yeah
Chat 1, KSI and Logan Paul Fawke
Who won, was it? Was it KSI?
It was KSI, right?
Alright, dude
2
Let's go boys
Level 2
Hmm
I need a long life.
I need a long long life.
If you don't make it with me it will be too long.
Maybe you'll remember that day.
If you never get back, but if you never get back...
...you won't ever be able to get your life back.
You won't never get back.
You won't ever get back.
You won't never get back.
No, he's like actually toying with him, bro.
Oh my god, he's actually toying with him.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, he's actually tolling with him.
Oh my god, but he's actually getting fried by him
Jack the thing is I talked to Joana about this yesterday chat or not yesterday like last week
I had a fight with a to Guapo I think he
but I just don't think it's a good fight
because a to Guapo has 60 pounds on me
I'm currently 165 a to Guapo is 225 so I
said that I would be down to fight like
Jason the lean or someone closer to my
fight. Like 60 pounds on that's a lot no.
Bull I feel like Jason Nguyen would be a good fight for me no. How much does Jason
the window away you look so cute today really do I look cute
So he goes higher and higher every round so he increases the KSI increases
I need a cheater out of us you got me Saeed what the fuck are you saying Saeed
I feel like he's like...
Ooh, Jason's quit.
Chad, imagine you're fighting someone like KSI and you look up at his forehead and there's
a fucking like, there's like a light directly above.
Look at these lights up here, Chad.
If you look at one of these lights shining off of KSI's forehead,
it's a fucking flashbang, bro.
This fight's kind of unfair, to be honest, but...
damn bro is KSI really that big bro how tall is KSI how much is that in feet
he's six foot why does he look so big to Jason bro I'm six foot Chad you guys
believe that I'm six-foot though like I'm six-foot but why does it look so big
compared to Jason
What's the matter, Mr. Sam?
Mr. Sam, keep going.
Don't give up.
I'll show you a winning one.
You're winning.
You're saying I'm strong.
No, we didn't win the Arsenal.
How tall is Jason?
Have a minute.
why do you guys not believe I'm six foot bro look up Sylvester Stallone from
the Rambo movies you look exactly like a lot of people say that I don't know why
damn he's 5 5
I can go with another 10.
Level 4.
What that mean?
Well, the levels increase.
So my intensity increases as well.
No, I can't.
You got this one.
Oh my god GG bro 10 seconds. Oh my god
this shit looks like anime bro. Let's go boy. Let's go. Let's go.
Oh my god. Oh my god. He's fast. He's fast. KSI's fast. He's standing left right
directional he's leaning bro he's playing R6 right now KSI is playing R6
Oh shit.
When does KSI start like hitting?
Oh!
Oh my god!
Do you want to get a timeout or no?
25 seconds, I don't want to get a timeout.
Okay, fuck that.
Lost in a second.
Three, two, three.
Almost gone, the man. Almost gone. Almost gone.
Oh, what the fuck bro, Jason is not real, bro
Yeah, how tall do you guys think is not not tall sorry how old you get how old
Damn, bro, he's still young bro 32 is still very young gets you crazy
What do you mean same as you? I'm 21 years old 21 how what do you mean bro?
You're pushing 50
You look dirty, Maddie! I don't look dirty Maddie, what the fuck?
What is this picture it's pretty good chat w art yay near gay
The J is for John why well why'd you make me say that my god it's still the morning bro
I'm reading dumbass messages.
I apologize.
I'm sorry.
I'm retarded, bro.
I chat, John Pork is calling.
Lock in.
Chat, John Pork is calling.
Lock in.
Level 5.
Ooh.
Oh my god, bro
Damn, well the height difference is crazy.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Come on!
Three, two, one!
Who's fucking a young cop?
I felt one in my face.
I'm side up, little bit too loose.
You're too loose, you're side up.
You're backing up your head.
Chad, do you guys think I could be a professional boxer
if I wanted to?
Do you guys think I could be a professional boxer if I wanted to?
Well, I'm trying to slip you but
Hey, parry, you got me going
You're slipping, you slip, you got to throw up
I'm behind the nice and tight
Parry, go on, parry, go on
You got a parry
I'm suing you
And after you parry you have to step
So don't just parry and shoot
But parry and slip it, you go and slip it
You got to come without a range
30 seconds
You don't want to move
KSI would punch your nose so hard it would make it normal again why are you
guys retweeting that bro why are you guys retweeting that bro what are you
guys saying bro what are you guys saying
oh my god
I
Y'all holy fuck oh my god
Yo
Oh my god
Jove!
Yo hooooom!
Jove!
Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Ha ha ha ha whoaaa, what the fuck bro, what is happening?
Well, I'm not going to lie, KSI, I didn't think KSI was like that bro, I'm not going to lie.
Like I have respect for Jason to do this too bro, because I'm not going to lie, there's
No way Jason thought and his there is no way Jason thought he was gonna like I mean, I don't even know
That's a hard battle bro. This guy can't I promise you how much how much weight do you guys think KSI has on Jason?
How tall is Jason by the way first of all?
It's like 5'4 what the fuck it's like a mini pickup
I don't think KSI is going to go as hard as he can in level 10 because I think he would
actually injure like, if he could actually injure Jason, I don't think he's going to
I think he's gonna go like there's no way you'll go a little 10, bro. There's no way
Check can you get knocked out with headgear on
She can you guys get knocked out with headgear on
Really? Holy shit. So it's still like dangerous, bro.
Come on!
Put your hands!
Yeah!
Ha ha ha!
Oh my God!
This is fucked, bro, this is fucked.
This is actually fucked bro.
This is actually fucked.
OOOOH!
OOOOH! I'm chasing him!
OOOOH!
6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
DIE!
Okay, okay, okay.
Bro, someone in the chat said hydrogen bomb versus coughing baby.
Mooda that was the stupidest question I've hear anyone ask. Can you get knocked out with head gear on?
Lemau IDK Mooda let's put on our thinking cap and use some critical thinking.
Jason would beat your ass by the way.
I didn't know, I didn't know, like how do you get knocked out with all that padding on you? I thought it was impossible.
What'd you chat?
Yeah, I really want to fight like I feel like it'd be cool to fight at the
kids boy Jason invited me to fight at the thing bro but like I just don't know
if fighting a to gromp was a smart decision but the guy's like 60 pounds on
me I need someone like the max fight I'll take is like maybe 20 pounds some
like it has like 20 pounds on me well 60 pounds shot how hard is it to be
someone who has 60 pounds on you in a boxing fight like just be honest is that
not hard. Like who would have the advantage would I be faster?
Yo, what's up?
Uh, yeah, yeah, you know I'm proud of him.
of this long. Honestly, he seemed to have some good shots. I think it was one right hand
when I was like, damn, I felt that. But, um, yeah, he's just, uh, yeah, he's got the tenacity.
Okay. He's definitely, uh, he's a dog. Okay. He's got the dog in him. I can see it barking.
So how are you going to push this ball? What is the eighth round? This is level eight.
I'm 21!
My life is just starting!
Alright, let's lock in!
Let's lock in!
I'm 21!
Oh my.
Oh my god.
Ah
Have some protein
Let's get his head gun up man. Let's get his head gun up. Let's get his head gun up.
Bro, you should start your boxing arc. No cap. You'll be great.
Wait.
Yeah, you guys are gonna be great, bro.
Yeah, you guys are gonna be great.
Great job.
Fuck!
Keep my shit on!
Oh, God!
He wants to watch more levels.
Motherfucker.
I said six realms.
We're going six realms.
Well, this is the eighth.
Six.
I don't know, okay.
I don't know what we want to do with this.
What should they do?
Some people saying CTE,
Something to say
Go on keep going knock him out Jason
Yeah, these guys are not your friends
You'd only be good at boxing if you could win training discipline him how many more rounds
Two more rounds, that's all it takes bro, you don't worry about to get to this spot.
Bro you didn't have to dive in here bro, come on.
You ain't gonna be like two more rounds bro.
Two more, two more.
Two more what, you're my ass fucking walked!
Bro you're good bro, you got boxing in fucking June bro.
What?
Who you boxing?
I don't know you.
Oh my god, come on, okay.
That's what I'm saying.
Should I fight him? Should I fight him, bro?
What?
What the fuck is that?
Wait, you're getting hacked?
Jeez.
What if this guy's pretty signed to Nanna?
Steamed from another machine?
Say balahi!
haha yeah they got him bro I'm seeing emails
gel did you get the same message or no no no no it's just you bro
no it's GGs like if you need a combo for later I can lend you like a flip
knife the mask is still you know what I mean
it's fine it's on your dog's life you didn't get the same message
no I didn't what it's GGs
no fucking no what we did we did two more rounds of what
You tell me coach.
I go.
Listen.
We're not going to burn the tower.
I mean water.
I go.
We'll do it.
No.
Listen.
If I'm going to pay you stuff,
just give me 10 seconds.
I'll get enough to tell you.
I don't care.
I'm going to turn you down.
Turn you down.
This is the first part, I don't know.
What, two years?
What the hell?
No, I'm sure it's not two years.
We're going to take down.
Yeah, okay, I'll give you level two.
No, level three.
So, you know, a little commitment.
Are you... okay?
This will be your fucking demise the nightmare
Level three. Oh my god
First it was you getting your email leaked and now it's over suspiciously right after that our six interview yesterday where he defended you
I'm telling you, bro. I don't know
He's trying to get ready for June. You can't go to light on him
Give me give me Bob
Level five, yeah, why do you sit in there like that, bro?
Muda, if you were fighting KSI, you would knock him out with that nose.
I mean, bro, all I'm saying, bro, is, you know, chat, listen, man, as you guys saw with
my fighting stance like a minute ago, I am seriously one of the best fighters in the
world, bro.
You guys just don't know yet.
Two more rounds.
two more rounds at level 5. Round 9, level 5.
Holy shit, this is level 5?
Oh, my God.
Three, two, one.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god.
Three, two, one.
Cut.
Oh my god.
You're good. You're good.
You're good.
He just hit me with a shayuka?
Listen.
We can't hear who you are.
Let me back in.
We don't want more.
One of it
No
Someone tell me why.
I went to go get a hair cut yesterday.
Wallahi.
Wallahi, Wallahi, Wallahi.
I went to go get a hair cut yesterday on stream.
I came back with this on my car.
Who put this on my car?
Wallahi.
Wallahi on everything I love.
I found this little windshield on my car.
Who put this on my car?
Don't put this on my car!
No, no, no, come on, man.
Okay, fine.
5 level 5 again
Oh someone's like following me around this the city bro
Level seven
Well, oh yes sir
You should do a PC check if varsity and all the teeny bogey agree to do a PC as well
I bet they would get cams for you house coup so
Oh
Oh my god, it's getting fried.
The absolute double barrel shotgun of a nose would block your chin and torso.
The only guy that can smoke a cigarette in the rain.
The chosen one.
Now!
Level eight!
Now!
Eyes up!
Look it up!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, die!
GG's bro, GG's bro, GG's bro.
GG's bro.
Bro, why do my ears stick out so hard, bro?
What is wrong with my fucking body, bro?
Why is my body just elongated on every single body part, bro?
My nose elongated.
My face elongated.
My ears elongated.
Like, bro, what is happening, bro?
Why is everything just elongated on my face?
I don't understand.
Why is everything elongated on my face, bro?
Why is everything elongated on my face bro?
You know?
Anyway bro, uh, well, well, well, what the fuck?
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well,
to your die I actually what is the times of India the times of India times of
India made a fucking are you serious
What is this?!
Times of India made a post about me.
What is this?
Bro, I don't want to get banned, bro.
Stretchies!
Yeah...
Yeah... No, no, no, no, no...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
What is this?
Anya chat.
What, uh, mods, what a pull.
Valorant, Rocket League, CSGO.
Mods, run a pull.
I can't play Rainbow Six.
Chat, are you guys excited for tomorrow, bro?
I'm gonna know if I get unbanned tomorrow, bro.
Let's see some real, let's see.
Yo bro, can you open the straight of hormones already?
The clip farming has gone on for way too long and my car needs gas.
What is, can you open the straight of hormones?
What does that mean chat?
The straight of hormones.
So what does that mean?
The straight of hormones.
Valorant?
You know what?
Let's play a little bit of Valorant, bro.
We can play a little bit of Valorant.
Chat, do y'all really want me to play Valorant?
political? Oh god, what did I just say bro? What did I just say? Did I just say
something bad? Am I getting cancelled aren't I? Am I gonna get cancelled bro?
What did I just say bro? Nothing bad, don't worry. But what is this?
You just keep getting worse, big nose, elf ears, eyes look deeper and direction.
you
Chat I have now listen I know I'm stupid as fuck for doing this
But yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna leak my two future houses that I have in mind
Chat I don't know what house I want to move into. I
I found two and
I don't know
Please don't do this. Don't do it. I don't want to die
Melvin, it's okay, bro. They're not gonna kill us, bro. They're not gonna kill us, bro
Yeah, is it really a bad idea to do this?
Is it really a bad idea to leak both my houses that I potentially want to move into?
I don't know bro. I'm in the middle. Okay, you know what chat? I'm gonna say this thing. I'm gonna say this now
All right chat. Listen
There's two houses. All right, let's list the pros and cons real quick before it started for a game
All right, notepad. All right. Let me see it. All right chat listen
Now listen, okay
Pros of one of the houses. House A. Built in 2023. Very modern. No carpet. Very nice and modern kitchen.
Big house.
Now, house are cons.
There is five bedrooms.
bathrooms cons you are moody moody moody who cons no backyard porch so how do I
say this to you guys chat how do I say this to you guys um how do I spell
How do I spell porch?
Okay Siri, how do I spell porch?
Porch? P-O-R.
Alright, now.
What I mean by no backyard porch,
that chat is, um,
you know like when you would just open your backyard door
and you have like a porch to go down to go into the backyard?
When you open the door, there's no porch, you just fall and die.
So that door is locked forever, you can't open it.
It's like a big window, so there's no backyard porch.
Okay?
Add an extra two beds since you can fit two people in each nostril.
Alright, chat.
So no backyard porch.
That's pretty much it.
backyard porch doesn't feel like home.
Okay, now house B.
S.B.
Ah, like one, two, three, four, five, bed, three, bath.
Just build one bozo.
Not modern.
Kitchen is outdated a little.
wood slash warm vibe to the house. Huge swimming pool in the back, big hot tub, comes with
is a sauna mood alike my bedrooms got bedrooms no sir that's a closet
That's what I was saying too, bro.
That's what I was saying too.
And chat, you know, like...
But to be honest, chat, like, can I be honest?
I don't know how many times I'm gonna get in that fucking house, bro.
You know, bro, I don't give a fuck, bro. I'm just gonna leak both the house's chat and whatever ones y'all like more
We're gonna take all right. I'll put that
I'm sure they both the houses bro. Fuck it. I'm sure we both the houses. I chat. It's all good, bro
Well, good, bro. What do we have to lose bro? What do we have to lose chat y'all like chat y'all know where I would where I lived
Would you guys really do something weird, bro?
Chat would y'all do something weird, bro. Be honest
They are going to kill us.
Chaa.
No, they wouldn't, bro.
Would they really do that?
The internet already hates you.
They would swat you.
Okay, what if I like hide the house, bro?
What if I hide- what if I hide the house?
What if I hide the house, uh...
Alright, what if I hide the house?
Alright, one second, chat.
Let me just, uh...
Just show the inside that's what I'm gonna do. I want to show you guys the inside, but I don't want to leak bro
Okay, what if I do this?
Will I leak now?
All right, Chad. There's only one way to find out ready three two one
Okay, W no leak no leaks all right
Now the first house
The first house this one right here. This is the house right here chat
All right, really the house. Let's go on to the interior. So this is the backyard
All right, so this is the backyard
So this is what I mean, Chad, this is what I mean, okay?
You see this little door right here?
Yo, this is like a door you open to get out, but there's no fucking porch, bro.
Okay?
There's no porch. I know I showed this already.
Bro, you're so stupid. Stop leaking the house.
I know. It's all good, bro.
Melvin, I'm gonna fuck you now.
They've accepted your offer on the Little St. James property.
Congratulations.
Melvin, bro, listen, if you wake up with someone randomly in the house, no.
Melvin, what?
Hey, Siri, FaceTime, Melvin.
Starting a FaceTime call to Melvin.
What would you do if you wake up and there's a random dude like slowly taking his pants
off like like you're like getting ready to say what no actually what would you
give you wake up and it's like bikini boaty is like in our bedroom bro
no no listen giving random people on the internet all in full about your house
lives in it you're fucked
No, no, dude, no, no, they wouldn't do anything weird bro trust me bro
And they don't know we have guns in the house
We have guns in the house, they don't know
Huh?
Anyway chat
So this is the inside.
You walk in, that is some bullshit.
I
Calm, right Chad, just calm.
And then, this is the basement.
Yeah, this is the basement.
You don't know what bed you're in, but perhaps will you be cheating in?
Stay on God, they're sending coordinates in my chat right now bro.
This better not actually be it bro, right?
There's no fucking way this is it, right?
They're sending coordinates in my chat bro.
There's no way that there's no way.
All right, that house is it, all right, so now what do y'all think about that house?
It's good, right?
But it doesn't scream personality, right?
Right chat, right?
Like, I'm not tripping, right?
Like it's a nice house, but it doesn't scream personality, right chat?
Right?
right I farted I bet you can smell it anyways a great streamer I love you even
till you have such a massive nose all right shot now now now for the house
so how do y'all feel okay can you stop spending the numbers in the chapel
Please.
Yep, this guy has the perfect house.
All right, so now,
what do y'all think about that house?
Chat, what do y'all think about that house?
What do y'all think about that house?
No character, no character in it.
No character, boring, but it's good.
Boring, but it's good.
All right, now, should I even show you guys
the outside of this house,
or should I only show you guys the inside of this house?
Because this house I'm very serious about, bro.
Okay, so just the outside, inside,
all right, I'm gonna show you guys only the inside, okay?
Okay, so first of all, I'm gonna show you guys
how the outside looks like.
All right, Chad, I'm gonna show you guys
how the outside of this house looks like,
33
Actually, should I actually not should I really not show you guys is it that bad?
Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Oh
Guys, I'm gonna be honest, bro. If one more person
Okay, if one more person tries to reset my fucking cornhub account you have I swear to God
I'm gonna fucking science to move and I'm genuinely gonna start tweaking the fuck out, bro
Do you guys stop trying to have my port overshadowed?
And where to find you is not allowed.
GG for the big moods, you're dead.
Anyway, bro, this is the house.
Okay, now, I don't want to leak.
This guy talks so much, bro. I just don't want to leak anything, bro.
you
You
Ah!
Okay, that's all good.
So look how big the pool is, bro.
Look how big this fucking pool is.
And then a little hot tub right here.
And then chat. I have all this fucking space to myself.
Then that's the backyard again.
The thing is, bro, is chat.
I'm not gonna ever...
This is also the-
You can reverse image search from a single screenshot and get the address
you swear if you move into this I will tickle your feet every night you go to
sleep. The house is way better than the first, just need to update a couple things.
Yeah but I can't update a couple things because I'm not buying the chat, I'm just renting.
But anyway chat, look at this long driveway and this is the house right here bro.
This is the max I'm gonna show though,
because I'm done showing.
But yeah, bro, like, you know, like,
which one do y'all like better?
The first one that is super modern,
but not a lot of personality or this one?
People were-
Your act PRO I told you to stop watching.
BOOM!
Mods run a poll, mods run a poll, mods run a poll,
mods run a poll.
First or second, would you guys choose to rent,
Not buy chat, rent.
Damn, Billy.
Why would you rent if you're rich?
I'm just not, I'm not rich, second of all.
I just wanna rent because I wanna move in
like my editors in shit chat.
Like I wanna move in my editors, bro.
You know, it's really fun to like wake up and like,
instead of FaceTiming the boys every morning,
I could just see them in person, bro.
Like hug them, fuck them if I want to.
You know, I think pretty cool
have everyone in the same house together, but you know what I'm saying?
Dude is talking about an M3 competition in his garage, by the way.
I'm just saying, bro, Chad, I'm just saying, bro, it'd be pretty cool, you know what I'm saying,
bro, it'd be pretty fucking cool.
So y'all are all saying house number two, so
maybe we just move into house number two, I guess we'll see.
So chat the guy is pretty much like on my dick like begging me to take house number one because he wants it
um
So should I not even like?
Chat should I not even like
Consider the first house
move to LA for content
what's house number what nah bro I don't like LHI
and first of all second of all dude the guy's name that just said that it was
fucking
bitty like whoever said that TTS was like look look look at this shit bro
sky's name is fucking bitty
move to LA for content fuck you
and fuck LA bro I'm staying my ass in Windsor Ontario Canada bro
Fuck that shit.
Please Google a rainbolt clip and try to digest how over it is.
Chat is 9 inches deep before your 9mm matter.
Or your 9mm.
Mood of the first house neighborhood is all just copy paste, just get the second one.
Love the streams by the way you're super funny.
I will give you the honor to coach me in Val.
Ex-Sulti Gamer, your dick is small.
Now chat, the guy in the second house wanted $5,000 a month, which is disgusting.
I'm gonna be like, yo, you can take either $3,500 a month or you can suck my dick.
Now chat.
What is Nadia saying?
What the fuck is Narya saying?
What?
Did I say anything about Narya yesterday?
I didn't even know who Narya is.
Who the fuck is Narya?
If you come to LA, I'll personally oil you up when I get out of jail.
Bro, Nadia just said, not gonna lie, I don't appreciate you calling me a cheater on stream.
I never cheated, never got caught, and in the LAN event you were referring to was a black
offset in beta test.
It was a completely different game than a game I played.
It was also multiplayer.
Call of Duty still invites you to tournaments every day, and they confirmed I wasn't cheating,
So can you just not spread misinformation about me when I don't even know you?
Thank you.
Nuttie, I didn't even say shit about you.
What the fuck?
Bro.
Who is this guy?
Yo bro, big fan, I don't know you, I don't really care if you're chickened out, I just
want to let you know I have a kernel level cheat ready for CS2 if you want, bro.
Anyway, I messaged to Nadia, I said, question mark, I didn't even say anything about you
LOL.
I
Not just chippin bro. Oh
My god use code Nadia to match deposit
All right, I'll get bro
I catch a wall a bra. I don't know everyone just makes I don't know
I'm gonna that I should start fucking like beefing everyone in this community brice. What a god
I don't even know who Naughty is who even is that like I didn't even talk about her. I mean all good
Oh, they're all good. Anyway
This is competitive, bro. Oh good bros. It's fucking matter of fact. Where's my USB stick bro? I'm trying to hack and fucking I want a hack
Bro, where's my USB stick?
I'm gonna go upstairs and grab some chocolate bro because low-key. I'm in the mood for some chocolate ever back
All right
Chat type one if you like to goon type two if you have a girlfriend type three if you're single type four
they're a boyfriend and
type five in the chat
If you sleep every night lonely on that lonely bed of yours and you all you want is just a girlfriend in your life
But you don't know if you're at the time in your life
They feel comfortable the girlfriend because you want to work harder in life and you want to be more successful
So you don't know if you're ready for a girlfriend
So you sleep in that bed lonely every single night wishing you did have a girlfriend
You can't and deep down know that you can't have a girlfriend because you're not the man you are and then you're not the man
You want to be
Oh, I want you so badly, it's my biggest wish.
Cool, I spend my time just thinking, thinking, thinking about you.
Every single day, guess I'm really missing, missing you.
And all those things we used to, used to, used to, used to do.
Hey girl, what's up, we used to, used to be just me and you.
I spend my time just thinking, thinking, thinking about you.
Every single thing, yes I'm really missing, missing you
And all those things we used to, used to, used to do
Hey, no, what's up, no, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up
And you see me halfway, right up the borderline
Where I'm going away, for you
I've been looking out
Night and day
With my heart, uh, uh, uh
And this is what I say
Chalk, let's whiz up some girls.
Match found.
Yes, I fucked.
I only got a skipper of meaning what's how I do bro?
dude how are you dude how are you?
good don't mind my broken mic okay don't mind my broken mic
no that's all good bro um melon dude how old are you dude I just turned 13 I just turned
14 years old, bro
He's not catching it
No, no, no, no, I'm not gonna be a pedophile. No, I wanted to know no, no, no, no, no, I didn't mean it like that
No, no, no, I just wanted to catch him to see bro
Yo, I wanted him to admit that he wasn't fucking 18 bro, so I give the account banned bro. No, I'm not a pedophile
What the fuck I'm not a pedophile, bro. You guys are so retarded
Oh, Jesus, but when would this when it went
It's gonna let you ever see mood and just
Sin with his massive glorious shanaz and I just don't want to kiss I don't want anything normal
Want to do nasal with him straight up. I want my tip feel him breath from the back of his nostrils
Can you meet me halfway
I know I've been a lot bro I've been a lot I know I don't know why this
This clove jumps out.
Can you teach me, Valorant?
BTW, I love you, man.
That's not a-
Get up to the good work, Beinebark, Beinebark.
What does that mean, bro?
Chat, I don't know why, and I don't know, maybe because I could dub it.
She was gonna be on that line.
Chat, maybe because I've played so much Valorant, this game really doesn't, like, scratch my balls and itch anymore?
It's gonna be.
But, um...
Honestly, you don't even dog the corner to show up.
Yeah, I don't know, bro. Chat, when you play a game for five years, eight hours a day every day, is it normal to feel like burnt out when you play Valorant?
You gotta do the Jetswack.
It's not a bad game, it's just like...
Alright, but...
Saying I have a small wiener when we compare the other knights and have an attitude after a long investigation.
Did they nerf the notebook on the Marshal?
Did they miss the day?
No they didn't, they're from the school in Marshall.
I think he just got unlucky.
Cause I mean, I'm not too sure why, but I've no sculpting three tons in a row and for
some reason I just died or was in the thine.
When did you get undammed?
Probably like a couple days ago.
damn it
i'm gonna have to lay me down to walk up
swear to the swindlers
bring them down
can you meet me halfway
why are you guys saying
you guys have me f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king
Oh, not ready yet.
Losing four.
Oh.
And a standard last player standing.
He accidentally, oh, higher, Moji.
What do I even do?
Oh, it's all good, guys.
It's all good, it's all good.
I've been moving down, not in there.
Well just get the chamber off the B line every round and they can go into something.
Cause he's not even playing the box, he's just playing the pillar.
Jett I wasn't locked in, I wasn't locked in, I wasn't locked in Jett, I wasn't locked in, I wasn't locked in Jett.
Jett this round I'm locked in alright?
Get out of my way!
I
Already on my body for you face you want it
Chat when do you guys think Iceman is gonna get released bro
oh fuck why am i not here?
broo, check this tweet from JasonEveen
i'll do it again
i'll see if you can run the arts club again
aaaaaaah
see the main thing will be actually there
and dog
and i'll be back soon
aaaaaah
what is this guy fucking doing?
What the fuck?
Bring a raised jet core.
We're not out there for you guys.
Can you meet me halfway?
Wait, what's the color? What's the color?
Last player standing.
Like, oh my god!
Anyone have any speeds? I may have down to my fingers.
Multiple fingers.
Why can't I win a game in this game anymore, bro?
Can I get a drop?
Is it hard to like solo to radiant or some shit?
No, but I don't know what's happening this game.
Oh, it's like every game. Maybe it is just me. I don't get it. Why am I doing wrong though?
That's how what am I doing wrong?
You gotta walk around glitch. Yeah, I'll just walk around glitch find clues
What am I doing wrong bro?
I think close here
I'm gonna actually have the worst time in this game.
I actually have the worst time in this game.
I have the worst time in this game.
I have the...
Maybe I need it.
Face it, AD.
It wasn't me, it wasn't me, so...
You know what I need to do, bro? You know what I need to do?
I need to buy $10,000 worth of CSGO skins and just play CSGO.
Let's go straight together. Let me go first.
Like, I don't know if I get both. I don't know.
Alright, I'm gonna go all straight off.
Buy $10,000 worth of cheats.
Like, I'm not cheating! God damn, bro!
or should we do a case opening like I don't know though case openings are just so depressing
bro cuz you know you're just not gonna get anything
Dude's gonna buy cases that contain cheats in
My god, let's go to it
Somebody stand right right thing and break the afternoon deep
In the middle of the air!
Yo, stop trying to reset my poor health account, bro.
Mudo, why are you so bad with the hacks off?
I don't know, I don't know.
So, does anyone care to explain to me who Sen Malibu is?
Uh, probably one on the GC team.
Probably a fantastic player that will repeat this all the time.
I'm so hard though. It's just so hard to
play this game. No win trading, no party.
fuck it, you had a smoke right here, jade, i don't know if it's fucking final
i thought the strike was an integral part of our plan
get out of my way
fuck this is like i'm never left
on my mark
I mean, I don't know, I'm sorry.
No matter what I do, if I'm at the back of the line chat, I'm all the way in the back.
If I'm all the way in the back, all the way in the back, I still die first.
How do I always die first?
There's three people in front of me, and I die first.
Can someone tell me that makes any sense, please?
Can someone please tell me that makes any sense?
Because your nose is so big they see you first
You just give cross marks by the good up now
Plank
You guys know what I really want to play for some reason I want to play rob a bank simulator chat
Of course of course of course of course you terrorist
Calls
Did you decide on a horror game tonight? Oh, no, I didn't bro ends with the 32 months, bro. I love you chat
and
32 months my god
televieve boogers so when I blow my nose you guys say televieve boogers
anyway bro anyway what I was gonna say is chat what should be our horror game
tonight
he is on top here
he is on you
come on buddy
he is coming straight
yeah
he is just running
come on come on
You come you come
On water
Open chamber
I
Know that shot
Look at me bro
Does it look like I'm hacking no bro?
You were just currently watching me best Valorant player in the entire galaxy of the galaxy the entire world via
Astronomically with the astronomical with the psilios of these with the philosophy these other rappers of the 33
Did you just smoke the cross?
I mean, I don't think you just swung it, I think we just swung it.
Yeah.
I got a hero cut yesterday.
I got a haircut yesterday
Why
Oh my god.
One enemy remaining.
Oh my god.
Me? You're fucking late man.
Oh my god.
Okay.
All right.
Anyway.
What?
Thank you.
No we win.
Who the fuck said that?
I
Poopy pigeon with the four months. I love you so much. God bless you
The thing is that where I'm debating between alien isolation
I
Want you to be happier
So shot, we have either alien isolation tonight, fierce the fathom, or silent hill.
And
All right, I'm gonna break the IA you guys just go door fast not fast like walk up walk up to here and then dog and go
What I should play a rocket?
Yeah, you should play my rocket really what cuz I'm Arab
Where you going?
I'm uh...
Double rocket.
Come back, come back and go beat, come back and go beat just.
That's on here.
Where's our bomb tree?
Mara!
Mooda is very good with rockets.
Mooda, are you gonna get unbanned tomorrow?
I hope, bro. I literally have as much information as you guys have, bro.
The guy said...
I will do my best. I will hit you up as I get updates.
likely the earliest will be Monday to set proper expectations, I gotta find the various teams and parties who handle TOS
I have a man a lot
I'll call Darnix
Hello
Darnix 1, Darnix 1
Okay
Oh no
Oh, what's up, what's up, what's up
One enemy, maybe only. Spike down, A.
Oh, right here.
Something's locking on Tim, I don't know why.
Nice shit.
That's fine.
Stop saying close enough, bro! Oh my god.
God, oh I get it because you cheat off string close enough, bro
But I was crazy at a force to the yesterday by the way, bro
I was like boom my crosser isn't even on him for city. He's like well, um
Who's close enough?
who cut your hair I know I know I know I know it's okay
I'm gonna grow it out again I'm gonna grow it out again every now and there every now
and then every now and then I need to cut my hair like I have to it's it's just a it's
just a thing I have to know but um yeah I'm growing it back
Show her without the head
It's going to go back bro, it's gonna go back it's gonna go back it's gonna go back
It's gonna grow back
Go shut up. Oh, it's gonna grow back, bro
It's gonna grow back, bro. Chill chill
No!
Chad, it's gonna take like two months, bro. Two months.
Chad, it's gonna take like two months and then we'll get again, Chad. We'll get again. Two months.
Whoa, whoa, this guy is sniping!
Let's let them try to catch me.
What the fuck is that?
It looks really like a bike lover.
Let's make them dance.
There's one never ever trodden spawns one
As you're the welcome
Okay, it's not the doors now don't make don't make don't make
Come on, come on
Bro, okay, we gotta do this
Just also want to run guys. It's just a bad haircut, bro. It's all it's not even a bad haircut
It's just a haircut that doesn't fit on my face, bro. That's it
No guys like come on bro, I'm going on my hair again guys give it a say give it a bit bro. Give it a bit
Hey!
Saju-la!
Okay!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Remaining.
I have to drive by down A!
We need to go to the last one here.
Okay, they're all looking for those timings. They're straight up at the door like stupid.
Don't panic.
What is this?
What are we...
God!
Yo!
Put this on my car!
Sorry, I'm gonna get it.
you
I
Want to be right 30 seconds left
I knew you would be here.
Number one happy to see you up.
That was a hard body, bro. I didn't forget you, bro.
I love you, bro. I appreciate you. Thank you, bro.
Grab my gun after her. Grab my gun after her, please.
Hello!
It was the new skin. I want to use it.
Yeah, please.
Okay, take like fucking $30,000 a minute. Why the fuck do you even buy it?
I don't make that much money, guys. Come on.
Oh my god, guys!
Alright, so after this, should we do Simon Says for like $100 for my viewers and then hop on CS?
Hey, Luda, why don't you play Siege?
I got banned, bro.
They banned me, bro.
What's the issue?
Watch the way street. Please turn around, bro. Excuse me.
What is he even doing?
I don't have my own. I don't have my own.
Where are you?
Maybe now?
What the fuck?
I'm in!
The huff begins!
My name is Muda and this is why I'm the chosen one.
One's in the way, one chops.
was that sauce that wasn't even in the middle I lost all my confidence haircut
running ago my hair back bro when I actually lost all my confidence go
he's on there 30 seconds left
I'll be planning
Really chat well, if you guys are trolling yeah, I love you. I hope you win all day. Oh my
There was a girl in my game the entire time and she didn't say anything!
There was a girl in my game this entire time and she didn't say anything!
But that girl could have been my wife, bro. She could have genuinely been my wife
She could have been my wife, bro. She could have been my wife, bro
She's not 12. Why do you guys think every one of my chat is 12, bro?
My god, bro
We could have genuinely had, we could have genuinely had a life together.
Chad, we could have genuinely had a life-
BAM!
Why are you guys saying Nadia is calling bro?
What do you mean by that?
What the fuck is going on on kick right now?
What the fuck is happening on kick right now dude kick is like the weirdest website like ever like literally ever, bro
All right. Anyway, um chat
Today's my birthday. Love you. Move it. Thanks. D. R. Y. With the two months. I love you. God bless you.
Oh, is there anyone here that watches any streamer on kick? Do any of you guys watch anyone on kick?
Yeah bro, kick is like scary.
Other than like, if I were to ever watch anyone on kick, it would maybe be Los Polos, XQC if
you don't have a sub, or that's pretty much it, bro.
Aiden Ross like barely streams now, right?
Like, this guy literally just made a bajillion dollars and like never streamed again.
I don't even know what Aiden's doing bro.
Aiden could have been Drake of Streaming genuinely.
He could have been the Drake of Streaming.
Who the fuck said Cheezer, bro?
Was that one clip of the only reason why I know Cheezer was because of this one clip, bro?
16k is crazy. Who the fuck do I think I am?
Okay, so I just shit it. My pants on God. I'll be right back. I'm gonna play a YouTube video and I'm gonna go change my underwear.
Wow. Interesting. Like what?
I think it's crazy like who does that bro? Who does that?
Interesting like who does that like genuinely?
Interesting like who does that bro? Who does that bro like genuinely who does that shit bro?
Anyway, uh chat do we
Do we add my girlfriend yes or no?
Chet, what if she's like 15 bro? No, no, no, I'm scared, bro. All right chat, uh
Simon says for a hundred dollars
Yay, may or gate chat Simon says for a hundred dollars yay may or gay
And then we get on CS go after maybe what time is it 340 just two more ranked
You know bro in a world of domination in a world of
of the philepules and the selectsules, you know,
it's kind of like philepule in the blood fields, right?
All right, chat, listen.
I am going, oh, where is this, skirmish?
Chat, what map should we do this on?
What map should we do Simon says on for $100?
Havin?
Icebox?
Icebox is good, lowkey.
Sandmap?
Because you're a sand monkey.
That's how he knows it's meant to be.
You guys said sandmap, which is bind.
Because I'm a sand monkey.
I don't even know what that fucking means.
But it's all good, bro.
Alright chat, I'm gonna open the party code
and uh, yeah, ready?
First, jump, first serve.
B-H-P-1-3-3 chat, the winner of this gets $100, bro.
Well well well guys, how are you today?
Hello?
Does anybody have a mic?
Bit off the tip of my finger and I went from silver one to gold three.
Why is this guy's name Scooby-Jew?
Bro, do any of y'all have mics?
Yo, how's it going?
Hi, dude, what's going on, dude?
Yo, what's going on?
It's nice to hear your guys' voices, bro.
It's never nice to hear your voice, I'm not going to lie, but...
What?
The fuck?
It just kind of sounds like ringing in my ears, I'm not going to lie.
Anyway, bro, anyway, bro, listen, we're...
Yo, yo, yo, yo, how is everyone doing today?
Hello.
How is everyone doing today?
Who here has a girlfriend?
Say I.
I.
And how does it feel like to know that 30 million people
in the world around are jealous that you have a girlfriend?
They move like just want to say that I'm gay.
You're just kidding.
Go fuck yourself.
We're all trying to go there.
He's lying.
I mean, this could be true.
I'm gay too, bro, so it's all good.
All right, anyway.
What?
You want to collab on only fans with me same. Yes
Let's go with the segment anyway
So guys this is Simon says though listen do exactly what I say and you will win a hundred dollars
Okay, the last person
That is alive and Simon says it's a hundred Benjamin Franklin, bro
100 US Benjamin Franklin's bro now if you guys were to win what would you guys spend this money on?
Hello, I'm saving it. Okay, that's good answer. What about you buy a plug maybe e-pal. I don't know
No, aren't you millionaire hundred dollars like kind of low well
Well, okay, how much money do you guys want if you guys win?
A thousand dollars?
Oh, five thousand dollars.
Alright, so I'm gonna go back to $100.
Why not ten thousand dollars?
Alright, one chamber.
Burned
Chat by the way, bro, I've seen a lot of people like say like
99.9% of twitch streamers are viewbotters chat. Should I start a viewbot into myself?
Yeah, if you guys one day turned on my stream and I had 35,000 viewers you do for you, buddy
Anyway, yeah, if you guys pressed all my stream and I had 35,000 viewers
What you guys think of you body yes or no, or what you guys think I'm doing it legit be honest
Yeah, my craters have the zoomies right now everyone watch your step
All right now
I'm gonna pause the timer
All right
Everyone swap on the other team. So press escape go to cheats on the top right and then scroll all the way down
Where it says swap team you're gonna go ahead and press that and then
But yeah, make sure you're on the other team of me. So go to the other team
So just make sure you're not on my team when you press the button make sure you're not on my team
nice
Epic gooners 69 you're the only one remaining on my team. May you please go to the other team?
Now everyone come to my spawn
right here I wrote here and line up back on this wall
all right all my oldies ready how do you play this how do I play this are you gonna say
a Buddha says or Simon says chat should we do Buddha says or Simon says chat show can
you guys stop saying L cheat menu the game has the cheeks all right I'm gonna do
mooder says all right maybe I don't throw you guys off wait where she should
use I don't use yeah it's the menu in the game it's the menu in the game can
we win trade later have a sub oh my anyway all right this is what we're
to do so Muda says jump see so whoever sova is will fail yeah we're doing
preps time so Muda says crouch sova just sucks all right so let me feel you're
gonna die first in this I'm not gonna lie anyway okay I do exactly what I say
Bro with Muda says in front of it, and you guys want a hundred dollars right now now everyone stand up. Oh
Bar
All right now Simon's Muda says stand up
Yo, he's failed four times how many chance are you gonna give well this was all practice this is the practice
he's super all right, I
Don't like Muda says. I'm gonna go back to Simon says so
So, why don't you do Simon Says from now on, alright?
If I say anything other than Simon Says, if I say Philip Says, Dick Says, Nose Says,
Muda Says, and you do it, you are losing, alright?
Jump if you understand the rules.
all right Simon says jump if you understand the rules why don't you say
what he's not in party chat I don't think so but oh he's not he's not in
party chat uh crap okay
I'll type a CTE if Silva is a little stupid.
I'll type a CTE in the chat if Silva is a little stupid.
All right, all right, does everyone understand now?
Hello, hello, hello.
You didn't say anything.
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Simon says, Simon says, jump if you understand how to play the game.
All right, Simon says, follow me.
Simon says everyone stop.
Oh
Maybe I did it. All right Simon says follow me
Simon says everyone get into here and line up like this on the wall
Okay now
Simon says
you must make this jump and you guys will go in order from Reina all the way to
the back of the wall this is the jump right here if you fail this jump you
will die well I can't see can I move to see yeah it's just this jump right here
Simon just need to make this jump to survive all right Simon says Reina
goes first and then everyone else follows go
No using abilities, no using abilities
W bro W all right Simon says everyone come here. I know Simon says everyone must make this jump without using the wire
If you fall you're gonna die
I didn't know this is parkour, I thought it's Simon Says.
No, it's Simon Says.
Alright, let's go.
You said let's go.
You have to say Simon Says.
So bad. Is this really that hard?
Is this really that hard?
Is it really that hard, bro?
Simon Says, keep going.
Alright, let's just not do this then.
Let's just bring the guy back. Let's just bring the guy back.
Yo, whoever just died, bro, do the respawn, bro.
Gecko, just respawn, Gecko.
Gecko, uh, do the respawn.
What type of silver ass lobby is this, bro?
Gecko, uh, go ahead and do auto respawn in the cheat menu and respawn and then turn it off after.
Alright, then turn it off after.
Alright, stop and try to everyone follow me.
Jump!
Crouch, crouch!
Simon says everyone jump!
Crouch!
Jump!
Simon says stop!
Simon says jump!
Simon says crouch!
jump Simon says crouched on crouched sorry Sam says uncrouched Simon says
crouched Simon says jump while crouched all right now stand up
all right follow me
that was almost good
that was good that was good
alright someone says follow me
on the couch follow me stop
wait we got some stop pigeon there
Simon says jump. Simon says keep following me.
No no, Simon keeps on jumping. Stop!
All right, Simon says stop jump
Simon says crouch Simon says uncroach jump
Okay, it's good, bro. This is good. All right Simon says follow me
Simon says stop jump
CROACH!
Simon says stop, Simon says crouch, jump!
Alright, follow me.
Simon says, uncroach and follow me.
these guys are good chat Simon says take the roll
Simon says stop!
ready to take this gun?
gun here
take the gun right now take the gun
Simon says take your gun
Jet take the gun. Simon says take the gun. Jet, Reyna, line up back to each other.
Simon says Jet and Reyna line up back to each other. Okay now listen. When I say
go, you guys are going to turn around and the first one to kill each other, like
kills like proceeds to move on he's understand what I'm saying they're on
the same team all right so what's what's what's what team Simon says
Simon says you could have got them bro all right ready okay Simon says keep
people walking until I say turn around
Simon says turn around!
Hi!
Damn, alright, Jet, try it, Jet switch teams and uh, let's continue
Simon says switch teams and turn around, yeah, there you go
Alright, everyone follow me!
That's three
Alright, Simon says follow me
Simon says crouch. Simon says jump. Alright Simon says everyone come here.
Simon says stop.
These guys are good, bro.
These guys are good.
Simon says...
Jump.
Simon says crouch.
Simon says take one step forward not take one step backward
and fall Simon says on a crouch and follow me
Simon says I'm gonna say these instructions very carefully okay make sure you listen and
and make sure you be fast.
Okay?
Simon says
everyone jump on this green box
and the person that doesn't fit
and die and falls off on the ground
gets shot. Simon says go.
Simon says everyone jump Simon says everyone jump Simon says everyone can
uncoach Simon says if you fall off this platform you will die Simon says jump
Simon says, jump. Simon says, everyone, on crouch. Crouch. Simon says, jump. Jump again.
Jump okay now crouch
All right, sometimes everyone follow me
You're a gossip strong-ass toes bro, I'm not even gonna lie
Simon says everyone stop. Simon says we're gonna play a game called uh terrorist alright now in
this game someone's gonna grab the spike someone come grab this like we need to
put it up Simon says someone got this like right now Simon says everyone come
here Simon says wait where's the other guy Simon says come here all right
Simon says I'm gonna play 30 seconds all right I'm gonna put through a 30 second
timer the person who has the bomb last at the end of the 30 second timer when it
those up dies okay can we run can we run no no you yeah you can run I'm just
saying like you can't you cannot go past I'm gonna tell you guys you guys can't
go by us okay can't go past this gun wait did you say ability or no no no
abilities know nothing sometimes you can't go past these guns okay you were
stuck in this area all right hey Siri what okay now listen what it the second
you have 30 seconds the second I tell Siri to set the third second timer and
she says the timer is ticking that's when it starts when the timer ends Siri is
going to say that the timer's up whoever has the bomb dies what if it's just on
the ground it's not gonna be on the ground oh wait no no whoever the last
person who threw it you still have it like you are the silver like this guy
just misses his throw we just don't touch it or something yeah he's gonna have to
pick it up again and then throw it to you guys the box is very slow small one
of you guys are gonna get hit it's inevitable hey Siri set a timer can
we all do him start like running no no when the time when Siri activates yes
You have six minutes, by the way.
Sorry, I don't understand.
Oh my god!
No!
Shut up!
When Siri goes off, that's when we start.
Hey Siri, set a timer for 30 seconds.
30 seconds starting now.
No!
Oh my god!
No!
Bro, we camped it.
Well guys, thanks guys for playing terrorist.
well guys the yes for playing terrorist all right Simon says follow me jump
crouch Simon says crouch Simon says jump Simon says stay crouched until I tell
to uncroach. Simon says, follow me. Simon says, jump. Simon says, jump. Uncrouch. Uncrouch.
Now chat, do I make them do a 1v1 yes or no?
Chat do we do Wild West 1v1 yes or no?
Or, that's not fair, it's Simon Says, true, true, chat what do we do here, oh my god wait!
You good bro?
I have an idea, give me one second, Simon Says everyone just stay here, give me one second.
Simon says follow me Simon says I'm crouched and follow me yeah
Simon says, one of you guys swap teams, it doesn't matter who, it doesn't matter who.
Someone says someone swap teams.
Okay, now, Simon says, generate this operator, Simon says generate this operator, okay.
Now you guys are going to play battleship, okay.
You guys are going, okay, Neon, Simon says, Neon, you're gonna come over here.
Okay, now you guys are both going to sit in a spot and you guys aren't allowed to move
the entire game, okay?
Now, listen, the thing is, the guy on my team, you could see the other person on the mini-map.
What I need you guys to do, you know, God is watching, bro.
Don't lie.
for you guys press escape go to general and go to hide user interface in game
now listen to see Simon says Simon says bro Simon says go into your settings go
to general babe jet are you low HP are you on full HP I'm at 45 okay jet like
Fuck Sam's for a second bro. Just go into your settings go to cheats and then put on all your respawn
Chat should I get them in a discord chat should I get them in a discord to screen shit and then I'll let they're both off
We crushed it it's fun should we
Celebrate both of you guys. Do you guys have discord? Yes or no? Are you guys both of my discord?
Yes, yes, okay both of you guys join
uh drag me but what's your discord names real quick wait let me check
chat did I clutch up with that yes or no it's a good segment be honest that's a
good segment chat is my dick big yes or no no no no my discord is frog zero
I said join me drag me, and there's a thousand people in the drag me
All right, what's it is what is both of your guys at this court?
Frog frog
And uh, what's the other guys this court?
Uh, wait hold up, my display is just J.
J?
Ah.
Alright, as you can see, I'm not sure if it's J or J.
Alright, is this both of you guys?
Alright, it's S-T-O-B-A-N-O-B-T-O S-T-O-B-N-O-B-T-O
S-T-O-B-N-O-B-T-O
All right here
Okay, there's two still be time
Hello, hello, okay frog is this you yes me all right both of you guys turn your creature on
okay w now yes thank you okay wow well well well frog you had a mini map up
huh well well well well well no why do you think I would be down to well well
well you think I would be down with it on well well well I press escape and then
go to general and scroll down to you see right there hide use your interface in
game it's a third it's the yes right there down down down down down down down
down right there right there yes all right all right now I'm gonna tell you
guys right now you have 30 seconds to find a spot and you must stay in that
spot you cannot move at entire time okay you must be facing this wall though
You guys can't go, you know, you can go, you know, you can go, you know what I'm saying,
you can go all the way back here if you wanted to, okay?
And the audience can go all the way back here if you wanted to, okay?
You must be behind like this wall kind of, all right?
All right, Simon says, pick your spot.
All right, let me know when you guys confirmed your spot.
Let me see, one second.
Yeah, tell him to do it again and you look in the ground.
Cause they can scrape snipe.
No, it's fine.
There's no way they're doing that, but let's do it too much.
It's okay, it's okay.
Let's just do it.
Right?
I would do it for a hundred dollars.
What the fuck?
all right all right screen share myself closing the street whoa whoa
ground with everyone pick your spot go well you're on my screen what are you
gonna monitor screen and discord yeah what do you mean if you can see where I
No, the other guy is in the other side fucking screen share.
Bro, are you guys both on the screen shares looking at each other through the walls?
No, we could have.
Yo, what the fuck is this?
Close my stream bro.
What is this game?
Both of you guys close my stream right now bro.
No, close my stream on your, like, stop watching me on Twitch.
Stop watching me on Twitch.
Okay, I closed it.
I closed it.
on your mom's life you guys closed it on my mom's life okay all my mom's life all my dad's life
all right i like that i like that all right now go ahead yes now choose your positions wisely go
all right can i sit here um jets i don't know it's a little so it's kind of like behind the
like i'm can't see half the wall if i'm right here can you see my screen share yeah i can see both of
your guys's yeah I don't know if you can do that though because like you're low
key like invincible yeah okay wait is this even like legit chat is this is
is this okay?
yo, you're actually the worst host ever
fuck you
we just split it
no, everyone in my chat is saying no
on meon
yeah, cause whoever shoots first, i can
meon, find another spot
yeah, frog, stay on the ground
i can go past you or no, right?
nah, it's too far, honestly
Oh
Okay, I like this spot this is a good spot me on I like this
Okay, all right. Are y'all happy with your spots? Yes or no?
Yeah, okay
Simon says
Neon take the first shot go
Oh my god, I don't know really to be honest um no not a lot to move you're not a lot
Oh
Oh my camera was in front of the thing the whole time time
Yo, what's he looking at my discord thing?
All right, bill three bill three. Yes, you know chat bill three. Yes, you know bill three. Yes, you know bill three. Yes, you know chat bill three
Yes, you know
I
Beal three build three build three build three build three wait. Did I kill them? Yeah, you kill them. Oh
I think frog got mad and all to four. I know he's back. I'm still here, bro. I'm not bad. I'm a bad. All right, um
Wait, say on your mom's life you weren't looking at my discord on my mom on my mom's life, bro
All right, but you could check you could take the discord thing like I'm not in the viewers list
Okay, uh
So who has the point jet you have a point all right turn on auto respawn neon turn on auto respawn
Jet turn on auto respawn change your health
Let's go again. Beal three. All right. It's already
Yeah, you guys both on max health by by by max shield
Yeah, okay, B03 of jet wins this he wins though. All right, both of you guys find a new position go
check if bullet tracers are off it doesn't matter chat
check if bullet tracers went off it doesn't matter right really can you
guys both go into settings and turn off bullet tracers please it's gonna be in
general scroll down you'll see bullet tracers right there off perfect right
The last option you have frog that you see right now you missed it now a little bit up right there right there
Yeah, right there right there. Yo, Kristen stop joining. Oh, okay. Okay. Where's it show bullet changes off
Thank you
Yes, it's off. All right
All right now. Yeah, just build for new area now go
Oh, yes one player, right? Yes. Yeah, if he wins this he wins the game
All right, are you guys ready for this?
Do you guys like your good areas?
Nope.
Okay, Jack, go ahead and shoot first.
Reloading.
Oh my god.
Jet, you have fucking aimbot, bro. What the fuck?
Bro, I got hit like three times in a row.
Oh my god, this guy's fucking cheating.
Bro, I was just shooting the bullet holes, bro.
Oh my god, he was just shooting where the bullet came from. Is that smart or no?
Alright, bro. I mean, okay, Jet, congratulations, bro. You won $100. What the fuck?
none is anything you want to say to this cheating fuck yeah yo yo yo um
split it with me bro come on well you let us do that you split I mean yeah it's
it's not my money it's your guys's money it's life it's literally if it's up to
the guy if he's feeling generous yeah I don't know bro if I was if I was jamming
to be honest bro I wouldn't fucking split shit bro I'd buy my mom and dad a
fucking sushi dinner bro and say fuck you but I mean maybe he's a better guy
than me bro maybe the better guy than me all right um frog whoever who's jet j j
message Melvin your PayPal and I'll get you $1 USD after I end stream today okay
all right all right hi guys love y'all thank y'all for being today's segment and
yeah what can I give you a P
EY EY EY EY!
A pyharm, who got lit it?
I'm livin' where I stay
I can't go further than this
Alright, W YouTube segment, bro, honestly, hey listen, chat
Uh, who here watches my YouTube videos?
Say hi!
Fuck no. I fuckin' hate your shitty ass YouTube videos
I mean
All right chat now
now
Do we play one more game of that mods run a poll this is what we're gonna do mods
Are we getting off a Valorant yes or no chat are we getting off a Valorant yes or no
Chat are we getting off Valorant yes or no
Yes fuck Valorant get the fuck off Valorant, please
You should try the game called R6.
Alright, now, chat. Listen.
Are we doing one more game of Valorant?
Mods, run a pull.
One more game of Valorant?
Rocket League?
Or CSGO?
Right?
Mods, run a pull. Mods, run a pull.
Chat, by the way, what is our horror game today, chat?
What is our horror game chat? What is our horror game bro chat? What is our horror game today?
What is our horror game today? Do y'all know what our horror game is today?
Your face look at the mirror
does my hair that fucking bad bro like is it really really really that bad like it can't
be that bad bro right
I understand your body wants it, I know your thoughts, all you bout it bout it, you big girl, and it's your own.
Play a game called Aka Manto, it's a jupyne's horror game.
Low key chat, you know what, I'm gonna add the scroll.
You
Play doors or pressure on Roblox
Holy fucking elf ears Jesus Christ. It's not even that bad bro. Come on, right?
It's not that bad. Is it really that bad bro?
What? Was this your barber's first cut?
What is this?
Yo Mooda does earno's work as a Valorant Shorty.
Chad, do you guys give me permission to play one more game of Valorant, bro?
Like, I'm not gonna lie, Chad.
I'm in the mood for just one more game of Valorant.
One game of Valorant.
Chad, I literally do, like, eight to ten hour streams every day.
Like, bro, if it's okay, if I play one more game of Valorant, right, Chad?
Like, what's one more game of Valorant, bro?
Didn't know elves could be terrorists
You know what's one more game of Alan bro, what's what you're our content slave you do what we slay
You do what we say you are our content slave
What did that what did that thing I just said was your barber making a YouTube video where he's blindfolded
Was your barber making a YouTube video where he's blind?
Can you please play visage?
It's a horror game and it's good please.
Alright.
Chat, I already played visage.
Alright chat, um, listen bro.
One more Valorant game and then we hop on CS, yay and nay you're gay.
I'm gonna do one more game, one more game bro.
your new haircut looks so good bro joking you really thought someone will
like your haircuts you fucking fat-nosed Jew go back to flipping burgers you
fucking prick
like I don't like I don't understand bro like why do you guys say shit like
this bro like why do you guys say this shit why do you guys say shit like this
I don't understand, bro.
Alright, one more game of Valorant, and then we're going to upload some CS.
Chat, I want to do a segment tomorrow.
Chat, I want to do a segment with AudiPixel tomorrow, where he decides what skins I buy, and I buy whatever he wants.
Who cut your hair?
He is a terrorist with a very big nose.
Muda, a Rainbow Six Siege developer, apply to you?
Say voila.
Don't say-
Muda, that was a W segment.
It was fun, D.
Stop funny, bro.
Well, you look like the BFG but with a big nose instead.
What is a BFG?
What is a BFG, bro?
What is a BFG?
Yeah, what is a BFG?
Yo, Braden, fuck you.
Hey baby, how are you?
Anyway, baby, I just wanted to tell you that I'm currently live streaming our conversation
to thousands of humans right now on Twitch.tv.
So I'm going to go upstairs and grab a little snack break.
I want you to entertain them, ask them questions, say anything you want to say.
I'll be right back, my love. Take care.
Passé.
Alright, you sexy little freaks watching this shit show.
While my man on the outside helping to snacks down his throat like a god damn wreck.
Who?
Let's get real nasty out of here.
Who's got the biggest cock in the chat?
Drop your measurements.
One enemy remaining.
I wanna know who's packing heat and who's just doing a sad little cocktail sauce.
And be honest, how many of you are already rock hard or just hearing my voice?
Don't lie, I can smell the desperation through the screen.
One of you better confess you're jerking it right now with one hand while taking with the other.
You filthy animals.
Hit me with your wildest, I shouldn't be watching this, but fuck it confession.
I'll rape them from mildly unhinged to needs immediate therapy and possibly a restraining order.
Come on, entertain me while he's gone.
Or I'll start describing exactly what I'm gonna do to him when he gets back.
Your move, Degenerate.
What did he say to me?
I
Love you more bro. I love you more
Muda, what the fuck is this tweet? Let me see this.
Muda officially announces that he'll be switching up all his fans and quits skating once he hits 1.5K consistent view.
Not only am I going to start buying view bots, not only am I going to start hacking on stream on video games, but...
daddy or daddy will punish you. I already played that game.
I hope you don't take these goons on TTS seriously, indisonorable in siege so I'm in the same
boat as you. I hope you get unbanned soon. I know you're not a T2 bro, I can see from
your valorant aim. Thank you bro, I appreciate it, that was a lot to
I'm gonna take down feet
Hey, buddy's a lot to me, man
You're just jealous
Exactly, bro
Fuck
They're both there
They're both there, they're both there
One enemy remaining
Hey, Mudo
I just wanted to say
Fuck this streamer and I don't believe you cheated
And if you did cheat
It was only once
If it was more than once, it was years ago.
And if it was only six months ago, it was off stream.
You're so cool and sexy.
Thank you, God.
Appreciate you, man.
Thank you, God.
Chatulier used any type of roadblocks injector back in the day to do AFK script farms while
you went to school or jerked off or went to sleep.
They can't get each
Synapse X was the best level seven injector we'll ever have in our timeline
Down mid
now that you leaked both of your potential houses I'm going to tickle melvin's toes
at 3.47 a.m. on April 27th, 2026.
Brody, I'm sorry, bro. I know I won't ignore Paul ever again, bro.
I'm sorry, bro. I just want to play one game.
I'm sorry. We're gonna get on CS right after.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Forgive me. Forgive me.
joke's over you're dead can you sniff the dingle berries out of my tight little
brown hole please start our vacuum
hey move it can you do it you boy how to look sexy
main main of xayah
one enemy remaining
here you are six steps
I'm just a new big nose burger flipper, Elphi a cheating scum.
Mooda let the haters say what they want of them. You are a fat-nosed bomber goblin.
Hey Mooda that was a W segment even though I died first. Hope whatever is going on with your face gets better.
Time to explode like there's nothing going on with my face asshole. You want to play let's play
I know you see somehow the world no meaning I'll be so wonderful
We leave another chat tomorrow. I figure out if I get on band or not, bro
I'm so
Oh, I never cheated in Rainbow Six Siege, bro, they have to unbanned me, right?
Chat someone said, uh,
Rust and Rainbow Six Siege use the same anti-cheat. So if I cheated in Rust, they're gonna ban me in Siege. Is that true?
Moody you big nose cheating jubanese piece of shits. Type one if you agree. Why does Moody's
nose remind me of the shorty?
Be man again. Are you really two or four?
Is that nice?
It's just gonna be made
I'm really insane man
And what?
How do I whip that easy ass shot?
Such an easy shot, bro.
I'm not a player.
Move the canoe and jinx, see please, revive me.
Thank you.
Don't sit down, we're not done yet.
Would you say, please revive Rogue Company?
What the fuck is Rogue Company?
Is Rogue Company a good game chat?
you it's the dog from you it used to be
No, I'm coming.
If you don't.
You're in mid.
Shoot me.
WHAAAAAT?!
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck?
Let me back the game.
Whoa, what are these view bots?
Yo, what the fuck are these view bots?
Yo!
What are these view bots?
Last player standing.
bro i thought i got raided by my god wait did i get raided by neon did i just get raided
by neon neon you're my favorite streamer ever bro i'm so happy bro bro neon oh my god neon
neon you're my favorite streamer bro thank you for raiding me bro oh my god neon thank
Thank you.
Neon, thank you for raiding me bro. I appreciate you.
I only watch you if you'll check you on funny fuckast you.
I'm destroyed.
Wonderful
Yes, bro, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know game, right? You know game
Yeah, I'm done brah. I'm done. I'm never I'm never pulling up another fucking tweet from varsity gaming or fucking
Bikini fucking spongebob square pants
Fuck I'm never doing that shit ever again bro. Call us like that. I don't know fuck those guys
I think they actually made like chat how much money do you think they made off of my name on Twitter revenue?
I just just be honest
I don't even know what to do with it.
Yeah, he's the best player in the game. Fuck me.
Spike planted.
Are you fucking...
Donkey titties? Are you fucking serious?
Twitter revenue got nerfed a while ago?
Someone in the chat said that one of them, like a while ago, I think it was Bikini or
some shit. Apparently someone in my chat said Bikini got uh...
Armadhalal I love watching your streams. You always try your hardest to make everyone
laugh and it works. Also don't listen to the haters who say you cheat. Keep on doing what
you're doing daddy and I will wait for you on our VR sex.
Winking face emoji. Winking face.
All cats!
Don't get bit.
I
Mean like what am I even supposed to do there?
Like what am I even supposed to like the blind just genuinely fucks my eyeballs out of its place
I can't even do anything bro
Maybe don't push through the smoky fucking dumbass
Yes.
Facts.
Not a bad shot, it's not a bad shot at all, not a bad shot, not a bad shot.
You nasty son of a bitch, I just want to say you're a big nose, bomber burger king, bitch
wind trailer, cheating with an ESP on your nose that senses every enemy in game.
All the girls flirt with you because they felt bad with that big ass nose and yes you
are.
Thank you mooder for the purchase of 3000 viewbotters, they will start spawning in approximately
Only 15 minutes have a nice day, Fatass.
It's over! You're dead!
Spike planted. Last player standing.
MOTS! HELP ME!
Oh my god, I'm getting f**ked by Viewbots.
Chat type- I don't even know if I can trust you guys anymore.
Are you guys real viewers or are you guys Viewbots? I can't even tell anymore.
I can't even tell anymore, bro. Are you guys Viewbots or real people, bro?
Are you guys Viewbots or real people? Oh my god, I don't know. I don't know who to trust anymore.
anymore chat type six if you're a real human being type seven if you're a
viewbot
what the fuck Yo bro I am the raise on the enemy team you didn't send the
payment as friends and family so I am at risk of you scamming with a refund
please resend it as paying for services before the last round or I won't let you
win the game
why aren't you playing see
that's actually too relatable though i swear
it's weird
i remember buying stuff on paypal bro and if i didn't send it as a
friends and family bro people would fucking be so scared
It's a big bomb.
One enemy remaining.
Okay, done.
W bomber.
If you skip this you Q-Texin-A6, you wanna get Diarracist, Diarracist, Sidilla Diarracist, Diarracist, Diarracist, Sidilla Diarracist.
I fucking hate those TTSs. I actually hate those TTSs.
Chat, do you guys think I'm gonna get, uh...
Chat, do you guys think I'm gonna get Gamer of the Year 2026?
No, no, no, no, no, fuck no, maybe Jew of the year, maybe cheater of the year.
Cheater of the year, maybe.
What you bought me you only spank me
I hope that I'm banning you bro, that needs I'm banning you bro, I hope that I'm banning
bro they need time to
If you were a character in valorants you'd be raised for no particular reason
cut of meat emoji, cut of meat emoji, cut of meat emoji, cut of meat emoji, cut of
Cut of me, Demoji. Also, I paid for the troops where I led you.
That's not fair!
And I'm...
That's not fair!
Another fight? Please, wait. Let's wait whatever happens in the past.
What is that game on Steam that we used to play in COVID?
It was like Squid Game.
game. Should we play crab game with chat? Crab game with viewers? I don't want to play
All fall guys a little bit as well
Should I read down with Jack everyone read down with fall guys. We're gonna play either today or tomorrow
He's on site there's three
Like bo-HOW!
Oh my god, how?
You should play safe, or wait, you can't you fucking cheater.
Oh, how?
Reloading, reloading, reloading, reloading, reloading, reloading, reloading, reloading, reloading.
You better invite me to crab games, cuz I gave you so much bits today.
Fat fucking cheater.
I'm not a cheater.
Yo, they're sniping, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
We have to go back from that one.
They're not looking like that.
Like when the game gets harder than that, they're just sniping, bro.
You have to go this one that one like that like when the game gets harder to talk they're just
I've smoked in three I smoke a lot of smoke you guys
I'm gonna get it out.
Here comes the trash!
Okay, here we go.
Drop, drop.
One enemy remaining.
Thirsty!
NOOOOOO!
I'm gonna be scared, Bart.
I can't say one of my creatures.
It's a good signal.
One 12 on Raze.
You think it was asshole?
You kill him for the win?
Oh my God.
I'm gonna feel the work.
I'm not sure what it is.
Location revealed. Tel Aviv, Israel.
Yo, why do you skip TTSU, money-loving, long-nosed you?
I just want to play...
I
Yeah
I've got your trail
Okay.
Spike down A.
One enemy remaining.
Wow guys, we're really just really the solid team, huh?
Do you guys like CSGO or Valorant more if they were both, like, you know, equally popular?
Would you guys play CSGO more or Valorant more?
I'm Valorant.
I'll just make sure I fuck myself. It's all good.
Chat, why does everyone hate CS2 but like CSGO more?
Is there really that much of a big of a difference?
Chai, do they have solid reasons why CSGO is 64-bit tick instead of 128?
Do they have a reason or are they just broke?
They're not broke.
Sorry.
Cheap.
cheap. Like why don't they just make CS 120, how much bigger of a difference is 120 tick
to sixty tick how big of a difference is that
I didn't even realize I was going to die.
Barra.
You are still talking small.
I'm one of these.
One enemy rebellion.
Yes!
It will.
GG's guys.
I will have a major chance.
I can even have a face where my eyes are hurting.
I'm doing it.
Flash wound.
Alright chat, some CSGO!
Alright, some CSGO bruh, some CSGO.
Oh wait, the 2v2 segments at 6 o'clock. I completely forgot that we had that planned today.
Chat, we're gonna be doing 2v2 every single rank on Rocket League with Squishy.
From the lowest ranks to the highest ranks. If you guys wanna be in that segment, just get up one of my mods.
Get up one of my mods on Discord.
cards
it's funny to watch you defend the cheating in it against chatters
but it's already full
how is it already full
oh my god we have motion chat you show us that big
fat juicy lebanese horse nose again
eyes emoji
sneering face emoji romantic face emoji romantic face emoji
roman
When's Jinxie and Muda 2v2 rank on every siege?
Bro, let's just fucking hope I get unbanned, bro.
Cause I'm gonna cry if I don't get unbanned.
They have to unbanned me.
Dude, I wasn't cheating!
I wasn't believing you had to believe me!
You have to believe me!
I don't believe you, you are a terrorist.
Just open up the fucking face.
Yeah, but I want to do a segment, only pixel bro, where he like chooses skins for me to buy.
Soon.
Because I really, really, really want to play CS again.
But like, you know, I don't know, something about CS, it's just fun, you know what I'm saying, chat?
other than playing on Mirage, because Mirage is literally the hardest map in the game.
I don't know why. I don't know why. It's the hardest game in the game.
Alright, mods, change the title to Cheating My Way to Face It Level 10.
Oh, never mind, we're already face it level 10.
you
It's
All but to be honest, I don't know why I don't like butterflies
Yeah, what's a reasonable amount of money to have your like CS inventory worth?
Like 10k max I'm gonna order Chipotle chat one sec
cuz I forgot to put my food in the freezer yesterday, bro
Hey guys, how is everyone doing on this fine fine fine amazing Sunday
I felt like no one talks in this game, bro.
Bro, why does no one talk in this game?
No one talks don't talk into the first round. It's a rule
What happened to your skins?
Those skins were like, lended to me.
There's like a hundred thousand dollars worth of skins.
I am not spending a hundred key on this game, bro.
i am not only pixel bro
no one's like saying anything why
that
Let me out
Someone's cat right
Yeah, one quick, just a cat, I'm happy.
You fact, do you please watch the clip in the chart?
Yeah, right.
Just a cat, just a cat.
One on side, two cat, one on side, two cat.
How did no one get a kill on this team except for me?
I'm basically level 10 right now, chat.
You're on a 10 on a stick, man.
But, uh, after this game, the way it's going, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
No good news terrorist when are you going to play VR?
Ummm you know what's crazy bro? Me and Jixie bought VRs and we never fucking touched it.
is he already flying back today or is he
I'm a fucking freak out child, you want that?
I'm hungry, I need something.
Hey Squidward, can you get a CS go and hop on Siege?
Thanks. Hate from your hometown is mine.
Yo Fatty, what is the clip? Everyone is telling you that you're getting me angry and you won't like me when I am angry.
Triumphant face emoji.
I'm watching the bomb.
Bomb has been cleared.
I'm just so fat, bro.
I agree, so I just keep the five-shot
Nah, fuck that bro, scheme's over now
Scheme's over bro, like
Let's go!
Smoked window there
I'm gonna smoke the nest, let's hold them
I know y'all heard a dunk but have you all heard a moota?
I'm like I think
this talk
fat fuck, eating on the job, you're fired
oh my god, okay fine bro
a stretch res get on this game like why does everyone play stretch res in this game
They're kinda half-bought there.
Hey Squidward, get off CSGO and hop on Siege.
Thanks, kid.
Hate from Israel.
I'm not, bro.
You're going lower, Pete?
We'll fast.
Yeah, we're fast.
We're going lower.
I'm not going lower.
Okay.
Go up, Conn.
I'm gonna smoke your cat, Pete.
Just give me a sec.
I'm gonna smoke your cat now.
I'm gonna smoke your cat.
this
Well, I'm not even getting a kill. Oh my god
The fuck is this
To be chewing every rake in Rocket League in one hour, I'm honestly kind of nervous.
I'm kind of nervous.
Chad, do you guys think we can get to edit?
Do you guys think I can hold myself up in SSL lobbies?
Let's go, I'm out.
Go, I'm out.
Fuck no, you're losing at gold.
I got a meatball window.
You don't have armor, Church.
Let's check out the back bank!
Can you hold this for me, like ladder?
Got you.
Be careful, your nose sticked out of the smoke.
Jump and get bomb.
Uh, and then run, and then run through the pond?
Hey, Linda.
Love from Israel.
Big Yard says, hey, BTW.
Also, why does your nose look like anal beads?
Love the content Osama.
Oh yeah, give me one more minute.
BOOM!
Bro.
Oh my god, you're a terrorist!
Wait a second!
Um, just a- just a- my-
It's about to break into you and your bitch,
and you have to grab it before you start running up gun.
Are you guys fucking stupid?
Like, genuinely. Are you guys fucking stupid?
Shut up, no.
Like that ass, you are, it is Sunday, it is Sunday.
Shut the fuck up, all right, shut your bitch ass up.
Shut up, shut up.
I'm only going to tell you that Purple's a fucking idiot.
That's you, bro.
That's you, you bro.
That's just chill, man.
That's how I feel sometimes.
Purple's a fucking idiot.
That's a fucking idiot.
Why?
That's pretty.
On him.
I would never yell like that, because it's purple.
Ha!
Who is that ghost rider?
Who is that fucking ghost rider?
That guy is in...
What was that?
Ghost Rider?
Who is that fucking ghost rider?
I'm suing it. I'm being killed.
What the fuck is that?
Like what?
I believe in you, sir Mooder, the wandering minstrel of glowing headsets, boasted that
dancing with virtual maidens strengthened thy new fears.
Yet thou lookest of all I despise, unjunted taverns, new chisels instead of honor.
Still, thy VR courtships amuse the realm, and even fools may accidentally sharpen their wits
quite indeed.
Hey, Mooder, would you prefer that your nose grows or a knee grows?
No!
Hey, Mooder...
She just is off, she just is off.
The bomb went to get down.
You guys in here? Sunday.
Sunday?
Pete, can John not smoke in that corner? I'm going to smoke stairs in the jungle.
Pete, Pete and Cloudy drop a smoke there, some smoke at the top middle.
They're going to go!
I need another smoke, Nosen, Nosen.
Need a smoke.
Nosen, I need a smoke.
Long stairs.
I'm throwing fire.
I'm throwing a smoke back.
If I get flashed one more time, if I get flashed one more time, I'm flashing all of you guys.
Do you know what that means?
Do you guys know what that means?
This is coming off.
I'm flashing everyone if I get flashed one more time.
You guys are getting flashed.
I
This blue guy, okay
I was just going to AFK and I was like, can we kick him?
This guy's having a fucking heart attack.
Oh, I didn't troll him.
What are you talking about?
I just told him to jump down and he freaked out.
One fucking round.
Calm your fucking tits.
All right.
You guys are mentally unstable.
I was saying about me being a dude.
All right.
You guys are mentally insensitive.
He's, uh, more door than shit.
Oh my god.
This game will make you mentally unstable.
If you bet it.
Bottom down.
Why am I still fat?
As bro cheating on his diet as well
Like why are you pulse-pressing up?
Oh, it's because he's got seven games left.
He baited me, he's back turned, you missed 16 shots, he's like, nah, I'm good.
Bro, this game's over, like your partner said, it's over.
Like your partner? What are you talking about?
Like your partner? What do we do?
Like your partner?
I wouldn't be surprised.
We're so like a stupid ass
Honestly, I'm gonna step side to do that bro. Let's get the fucking pussy. I'm okay today fucking bitch
It's a bitch ass up your fucking loser. It's not your bitch ass up pussy. I put a fucking game your fucking loser shut up
It's just a fucking video game, bro. It's just a video game, bro. All right, relax
I mean, these blinds, these blinds might as well just grab Jamari, okay?
It's a good example of Jamari. He was this big beefy black kid in my fucking
Big beefy black kid, okay, and he was my best friend
He was my best friend and I did just judging by Jamari
This motherfucker had the biggest cock in middle school
Every time I get flashbangs and CS go you might as well call Jamari to come and
It's slapped me in the face with this BBC!
I can't see anything!
I can't see anything when I get flashed in this game!
Pretty sure that was a KG.
I can't see anything!
Oh my god!
Look, I don't understand why are they so strong, bro?
Why are the blinds so strong in this game, bro?
Pick it easy, bud.
You know what's funny though, I actually had this peak I blocked I had I unblocked him recently
I think like a couple weeks ago
Why don't you just talk to your discord?
How about
Listen listen listen listen wait for the screen
How about how about we all how about we all just be friends bro?
We're all living on this planet for once in our life, you know like we're not perfect though. We're not perfect
That's just for the skin
Wait for the screen
let's just be normal bro i should be human let's win this game bro let's just win this game
bro
i know like let's just be
i'm gonna get flashed one more time
oh yeah
if i get flashed one more time i'm gonna get a problem oh my god
if i get flashed one more fucking time there's gonna be a fucking problem
I feel bad nosing you at the play be there alone no idea what this pink is doing.
Pete's lost buddy.
He'll join you in level 9 soon enough don't worry.
it was nice play with you guys
enjoy level nine
cloudy why do you queue with two idiots bro
i got them two muted so
hey
What the hell is that?
Let's just be fat and eat food bro, cause I didn't know what to do, I'm stressed eating bro.
I'm gonna be a fun to say bro, yes I am stressed eating bro.
Yeah, we got CT in case you didn't know
I didn't see it
Somebody tell P. He's ass
I'm down bro, just win.
I'll move.
I'm smoked around.
I
No one's even not happy right now. Wow really green has no awareness whatsoever to even look at me
As a fucking clown
It's already market entrance bro, why are we not playing anybody be I don't understand
Like
Our two people are alive, but they left me somehow
It's fucking awesome lower your quarters all bro relax. It's not good for you
Yeah, don't make me record this demo and post it on Reddit. He's fucking raging
That's awesome 5e2 you know I'm a big shimmer with 30,000 viewers right now right yeah
I know I know but you twit no worry I'll post it on the global offensive reddit no
If you're really if you were truly screaming like that with 30k watching I'd be whether he would never he would never
Like XTC pull the stuff right there
I
I'm on my life and was also 4
He's so fucking bad
One in the bottom ground
There they are B
Oh good guys maybe in another life
fuck you and your fucking viewers
You know I have 50,000 viewers right now, right?
Yeah, they can all go fuck yourself.
Listen.
Yo, first of all, I don't know who the fuck you think you are, Stu.
I want you to lower your fucking voice, right?
Don't talk about my viewers like that.
Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
Oh, rap, oh, rap.
One stop, man.
Five boxes.
Oh, rap, rap.
not true, not true
I'm gay bro, I'm gay
Okay, but it wasn't enough your fucking shitty fuck off this game pussy
I
Spillable
Check the thing is bro, you can't play goodness game unless you have skins bro like you need to have skins chat
Like we need to have skins to play this game, bro
Bro the thing is bro. I'm scared to open up cases
Cha I'm scared to open up cases bro
I'm scared to open up cases bro
Well, while this is the last time I opened up a case, I spent, I think, $3,000 and the
best thing I got were Damascus steel butt plugs.
Do you want to see how happy I was?
This was your happy hours watch mooder opens a gold
Look at how happy I was look how happy I was chat about happy I was
Look at how happy I was
Ouch!
No, how much is that?
What is this?
50 dollars?
God
Never am I ever going to open another knife in this fucking game
Never
This looks like f*****g butt plugs! What are these?
SAAAV TREEN YOU! Yo fast when you fast when you fast when you fast when you yo whore
what does that mean? what does that mean? what does that mean? what does that mean? what
What does that mean? What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Yo, is that actually 50 bucks?
Someone send me a link right now!
Oh my god, this shit's ass.
What's this shit? Are we profit or no?
Your float was 0.02, which is good as fuck?
Let's see, let's see, let's see. How much are they going for?
Never again bro. Never again bro.
So I thought I was profit bro. I thought I was profit. Never again bro.
Muda check this out. We already saw this. I did a whole review on this.
Yeah, the review is really good, but I really like this AWP and I really like this AK.
I really like this classic and I really like the gloves.
Also, okay, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for calling it a classic, I'm sorry.
Chat, how much meals do you guys have a day? Is it fat? Am I fat that I have three to four meals a day?
What does virgin juice mean?
Why don't you equip the butt plugs?
Let me tell you why, because when I was down $4,000, I decided to sell them so I could make some of my money back.
Someone said open uh chat someone said open terminal cases it's better
I
Saw guys
Yo
I'm so fat, bro
He's one hit, he's one hit, I swear to God he's one hit, he's one right click, right click, one right click, one right click.
I'll play beat you guys know that you're currently talking to the rake one Valor player right and both and an EU to different continents right quiet into different continents and an EU
I'm not a cheater.
I said three because.
Stay there with your duties.
Bumble
We go in
EEEEH EEEH EEEH
What?
In there
One in one house
One in there
and
bro
alright, let's go, again
Oh my god, I think I ate too much chat, my stomach hurts, bro.
Nice
On site, coming
New box
Oranges
New box
I mean like a what this guy has six kills and he has the MJ as his pillow
pop picture what are the chances he's hardcore hacking I'm gonna inject my
ass
tell them I'm cheating
let's go
I should have smoked
That should be nice
Y'all f*** with that?
I wish we were standing in the middle of it.
Y'all like that?
How was that sus?
Why did you take the Gileo when you had an M4?
I don't know, is this gun good?
I don't know bro, I play Valorant
I play Valorant bro, I don't play them
Ah, no one ah, I play them
I'm going to go upstairs and go fuck myself under that chest.
Get the battery out!
Is there?
Just a few.
All right, all right!
go go go
leave that smoke
deploy flashback
it's like a network max
how the fuck is he level 9?
well can i be honest bro?
shit i was just trolling this entire time
to make myself look bad
cause i wanted you guys to make fun of me
Let me show you guys what I actually lost game.
Oh, one up.
One more one more one more one more one more arch arch arch arch arch arch close close PY close
Nice one more we rotate it rotate it
Chet stop saying suss. Chet stop saying suss bro, nothing even suss happened
Why are you Nate why are you naked I don't know it's getting a hot downstairs from sorry
Yo! My axe!
Are you guys experiencing servers lag or not?
Oh my god, how do I fix the server?
Library, library. Nice.
I thought my internet died, what the heck?
No man, it's um, do you know uh, but I could visual?
As you know, I see the list of what I saw, I was trying to see if there's any disability I did on the server.
I see the list of what I saw, what I saw, what I saw, what I saw.
So I saw what I saw.
Can somebody please come in?
It's fine, we're playing 3, we should be playing 2B.
Yeah, yeah, I saw what I saw.
My name is Muda and this is why I'm the best player in the world.
AHHHHHHHHH
Bro, why is he there?
In what world?
Why is he there?
Toilet in flame on up
One of it
What the?
All of these have been cleaned
Why is he hugging the side?
Muta, I love when you act mad when you die even though you can see him through the walls.
I'm tired of seeing these separated nipples please put a shirt on
now I know exactly what to do
I don't think anyone's up.
I got a flashback.
Deploying flashback.
Hold it.
Throwing smoke.
One more down.
One is lit.
I think they're going to go B pretty positive, I'm going to look at you right now.
What?
How is he not fucking dead?
Oh my god, I dropped fucking dropped water all over.
Oh my god, I dropped fucking drop water all over my
But why are you guys saying suss jet the that gun you're allowed to spray it and run around right
I used to have a blue yeti, but I switched I uh John nearby skins tomorrow bro like tomorrow
I need to buy some skins.
I just broke and I asked something chat. Why are skins so expensive in this game? Like, why is my dream set up like 30k? I don't understand. Why is it like that?
This isn't real, bro. This is fake. This is fucking AI. Someone used the AI to make my nose bigger than this. I don't know why.
I
Spurt it out
But yeah, how does it take for my hair to grow back a bro like I actually look like a fucking dumbass
Do I look good chat
It's not the hair, it's that chopped ass face.
Uh, Green, you want to find a fight to commit? I can smoke Mexico?
Yeah.
Let's go!
I'll flash, I'll flash.
Oh my god.
I'll take it.
How?
How
Boy we need skins in this game to play good bro, I don't have skins
You need skins to play good of the game bro, and I don't have skin
I
Surprise you don't have a skin surprised you don't have a skin changer
I'm not going to spawn for you.
Like what?!
I don't know how to play this fucking game, bro, it's a 6.
You know what, bro?
Alright. Let's play. Let's play.
Are they just like pushing fast?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, let's go.
Chad, anyone here who get like bad allergies?
When summer comes around?
Push em in.
One apps.
Oh my god, I don't understand bro. I don't understand why am I so ass at this game bro. I don't understand.
I don't understand.
the
is
I'm sorry, I have to take a piss.
do i watch this smoke or no like allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar
3D
There were three top mid one was like an ox I think maybe one of you
Hey picking up me am I picking up you I'll pick up you
three-link
all three are on site
Maybe I'm better on attacks bro.
Maybe my bathroom, maybe I'm better on attacking, maybe I'm better on attacking, maybe I'm better
on attacking.
This guy is never gonna get banned on this game LOL.
CT in one side, like founcing
CT
Brails, Brails, Brails
CT is marked, in the smoke
Can you go church?
Church
Finish him, finish him
chat, when you play this game is it better to have fast sense or slow sense?
If you're in my chat just set slow, actually, it shows you're 0.6.
Alright, let's go.
I don't hear anything
yo wingus with the 18 viewer raid bro thank you bro I appreciate you thank you for the
18 viewer raid bro I appreciate you chat if you just came from wingus type me if you just
came from wingers type me i can smoke arches it'll land like eight seconds after i die
all right
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to push.
I'm going to fly.
I'm going to kill him.
Jinxy still isn't live squared where is he?
the fuck do you want me to like boat what do you want me to do and why are you
calling me Squidward bro I'm not Squidward
I don't think we go here bro just reset reset reset reset
Under porch.
How does he know?
anybody know how he knows did he not hear me jump did he not hear me jump and
And Jack, why did they change the game from mags to bullets?
I'm not gonna swing it, it's a fucking grenade.
I'm grabbing one.
I was like sitting.
And there it is.
Thanks for the raise, dude.
Come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back.
What the fuck is banana?
got trolling or is that actually a column?
Are there horses in this game?
Nice.
There's one horse's one one horse one horse
Well, I don't know is they're not a call is there not a call in this game called horse. Why the fuck are they're like why?
You gotta call horses spawn and spawn spawn horses spawn like a CT side
They're playing close to the smoke.
Yeah.
One more.
Come here, come here, come here, come here, we have it.
Oh my god.
OUCH! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!
U脆HELLO! U脆HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!
What??
So I'm late for squishy bro. Do you guys think he's mad at me? Let me call squishy real quick
Wait, you're right, I should do the same sense as Val to CS. I'm so dumb. Why don't I not think of that? Hi squishy
What are you doing, bro? I'm good, bro. I'm good. Life's good, bro. How are you?
Good good good, bro. How's the how's your CS going? It's your plane CS. I know I'm late, bro. Daddy. I'm late
I'm sorry, bro. It's eight nine right now, bro. It's eight. Oh, it's really
Yeah, you're good. Good. I thought you were gonna call a six on me, bro. I thought I was gonna die tomorrow
Now you're a fellow sixer, bro. We're good. We're good. All right, bro. Good. Good. All right, bro
I'm gonna call you in like 10 minutes. He's still down. Yeah. Yeah, of course. All right, bro. Warm that dick up for me, bro
I'll claim that 10 done
Can you can you napes?
Plus
What is 0.3 800 DPI on Valorant, Valorant Sense, Converter CS2.
So let the game Valorant, select CS2, 0.3, 0.955.
two
of
death
of
death
of
death
They can flank me, the nano.
Never mind, I just smoked it off.
One's there.
One's here.
One's there.
I'm running for a pit in the library. That's gotta be the only way.
Awww, I think it's cow.
Well, no, bro, there's animals in spawn, you would know that there's this cow and horse.
Horse is over here, let me tell you guys something.
Horse is half-walled and cow is like bridge-gamed.
Well, also I am new to the game, so is that what you're supposed to say, like, just CT?
Yes
Guess can you try go second meet for and apps I'll fake be because
I'm not sure what's going on with this skin.
On the bridge.
Wait, this skin with gloves is lowkey like the most insane combo I've ever seen in my life.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Did you ever buy that sick loadout when he smoked that normally?
Yeah, I bought it, but then after I left CS, I just sold it again.
Chat, it's 9-eleven!
Let's lock it and get away.
One more, one more.
one more, one more!
Chad, would you guys suck a man's dick for ten million dollars?
One more! One more! One more!
Yeah, one dead. One. Yeah, have one in it. One in it.
One dead. One dead.
You're gonna have to get me off of him for 10 mil.
I'm just gonna jump.
Okay, I have an idea, okay?
I think they're being 3D now, yeah 3D, yeah
Yeah, I think we can do a B
Yeah, um
Yeah
Or we can fake, bro
We can fake like A and go B
Yeah
Yeah, you don't want to fake B go A?
Yeah
Okay, okay, let's fake B go A
I'm sorry, fake A go B, fake A go B, fake A go B
Yeah
Why is he saying that?
I'm going to fight back!
I'm going!
I'm about to die!
Just go ahead, just go ahead, just go ahead!
Yeah?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Yeah!
I'm fighting!
The bomb has been cleaned.
I'll see you in the next video.
you
Is it really I mean bro your DCM was able to get like 18 on you right yeah true like 20 21 game
it's tough bro it's tough but but it's too so play good as a team we can actually
win we can win we can win we'll rank you right now oh I'm on two to one two
uh champ three okay you almost you see what the fuck no I'm chilling oh
I'm taking one people accused me of cheating this camera of course bro yeah
this yeah I've been bought it be careful with the wiggle bro on the two on the
two cents the two cents yeah you actually find you look like a cheater
I swear
If you wait and do that little wiggle in the air bro
It might be tough
Is your mod going to set him up?
Yeah mods, how do we get to this mods?
Y'all know how?
The wiggle bro
Okay so we're going to go to custom game
Alright custom game
Private match
Create private match
mods do i just send you guys the uh the password code
yeah invite me first before you make it all right here i have you added right
yeah yeah add me on epic you know arab
you know
all right since you're having a fest
All right, join oh, I like this Arab actually ever not gonna live bro. We might we might give you a raise chat
Should we give Arab a raise?
All right, maybe part of it now Arab Arab now give me a part of it
if you don't give me part of it in 15 seconds bro, I'm gonna fuck you.
Thank you bro.
Alright.
Ready?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my god.
I can't broadcast you.
Alright, team size.
3v3 or 4v4.
Why is that giving me the option to do 2v2s?
Oh, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
4v4. Why is that even the option to do 2v2s? Oh, it doesn't matter. This is the biggest one.
Alright, there you go. Alright, bro! Are you ready? Yes, bro, let's do it. Let's go, bro.
Okay, so what's the lowest rank? So what's the lowest rank? This is Bronze? Bronze, yeah, yeah.
So there's no way we're going to lose to Bronze, right?
Um, yeah, but it should be fine. It's okay. It's okay. It's Bronze. I'll play a notice guy.
God, I don't even know if it's a true bronzes. He's got stuff like tags and stuff
Kind of hard to find bronze bronze like the hardest. I mean, he didn't join the lobby
So why did not you lobby? No, it's a bronze thing, bro
I'm doing like a series on YouTube right now and the bronzes don't even know how to do in a lobby
So might might actually legitimately be bronze. They don't know how to join. I'm not kidding
Yo join up
Let's go. Oh, yeah, I came with them. Oh
My god, this is even not a drive the car
I don't know if this guy is not a jug of corn, but what is this guy doing, oh my god, I mean
this guy is kind of aerial, the other guy is decent, the other guy is actually decent
from bronze, I think it's going to start getting tough around diamond probably, I think we
can fly through these first two, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
oh, apparently the diamonds these days are like kind of crazy though, no bro, they are
I don't know if that's true, but I've been hearing about like, you can reset and stuff.
CD saves it.
Oh my god, okay.
Alright, we're in bronze, we're actually in bronze.
Yeah, we're in bronze, we're in bronze.
I tried to give that to a pass to you, but I don't know.
I just wanted to see, I'm trying to judge like, what kind of bronze we're working with here.
Somewhere this is like fucking complicated.
Maybe.
Go right man, go right man.
You can't escape the allegations, huh?
See, so my game lagged there, I don't know what happened.
Yeah, this guy's driving backwards, bro.
Dude, oh my god, these guys are really bronze.
Cross-navigable?
Maybe I used my time to warm up.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you think I can 1v2 these guys?
bro actually can i try a little quick can i try to what yeah yeah yeah i'll watch i'll watch
ah let's see let's see it
but uh there's no way you even get scored on bro
i'm watching i'm watching oh my god these guys are like fucking literally like donkey titties
i mean we are in bronze
If you saw I could have scored there, but I'm not the air dribble classic, but you have this air dribble down
I will say yeah, I was just for percent. Oh
You learned it. Yeah
Well, you know, I'm actually kind of you kind of know it all
I'm practicing at midnight, bro when I got been on siege bro. I started crying so I just like walk in and
Yeah, but tomorrow
They either lift the band or decide to like fully permanently ban me
Like they're like a dad is like manually yeah, I've manually
Gland me for TOS breach. So I don't know what that means. They didn't give me a reason
so on Monday, I know my reason of ban and
Or I get on Ben. I'll suck them
Yeah, which is fucking crazy though. Yeah, I know I only got a man
that's it's actually crazy right I didn't have my first one that's so insane
pass it back we gotta get our chemo we do we do we do we do we do we do we do
I agree.
Oh my god.
I should both of them fly.
What was that?
What was it the best shot you've had, Buddha?
As a DCP.
Um, I think it was a accidental double flip reset and I've never been able to do one again,
ever.
Yeah, actually, that makes sense.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bitch, you're just so much fucking aura.
You just-
It's almost like you know when the Iceman album's coming out?
Like you got connects like-
Bro, you know I'm close to boys with Drake.
You know when you kid, uh, it's, uh, Windsor, uh, one time for my boys' wedding.
And then I got his number and then we became best friends after that.
So we talk almost every night.
I- I- Like that ass don't know if you're trolling.
Nah, I'm trolling.
I like why do you say things so confidently that it sounds it sounds real like I actually believe you I'm not gonna
Fucking wish I had drink of mine, but I wouldn't know what I'd be doing right now if I had drink of my fun
Well people in my high school used to like it's actually kind of fun like people used to like pull up to this area and like
Just take pictures from the house
Oh
My god
far
People are weird bro. They're weird when it comes to like people that day like
Do you really pull up and take pics in front of the house his house is mansion?
Yeah, it's like bridal pathing is on bro
How rich are the neighborhoods on bridal path?
It's like 20 million dollar houses. It's insane. Actually. Yeah. Yeah
And they're all like custom bro like everything inside is custom
Yeah, the house in our apartment house house house
Our house is in Toronto like super like expensive like
For like a nice house or that's the kind of like yeah, no like a like a nice nice to show us not like huge like nice
It's just like I don't know like two-story
3500 fourth 4k square people. Oh, okay
Yeah, it's not like I'm not like a fucking mansion, but like yeah
How much would a mansion be like- like, 6000 square feet?
Like, quite four mil.
And more five.
DEEEEEAL!
You're not worthy of power.
Really?
Yeah.
Windsor is cheaper, it's got to be.
Oh my god, bro.
You don't have to get an understanding.
But my dream house in Windsor is like two mil.
Like huge?
And it's fucking like almost ten thousand square feet.
Is that cheap there?
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's actually nice.
Do you want to stay at Windsor?
Yeah.
I'm the big family guy. I don't want to ever move away from family. Yeah. Yeah, I understand, you know
Yeah, I agree. That's crazy. That's not much cheaper there. It is bro. I guess the further you get from the city the more
Keep everything gets you have access to everything like you have like a like all the things you need grocery stores and shit like close
Oh, yeah, brother. Everyone's super small, bro. I would compare Windsor to like
Branson
Okay, okay, I see yeah, just uh, just you know like
That's cheap dude, you said 10 case for a few two million dollars. Yeah, I would say so it's a good thing though. It's a
Yeah
all right bro brozzy brozzy we're light yeah I know no no 100% bro 100% I don't think we
had to worry for a while to be honest but I do think we gotta we don't like really hard
sweat against like the GCs yeah it might be worth to do like a best at three and we get
like late late late maybe we could do that we could do that we could do that yeah like
In the SSL maybe.
SSL are like, I think DC we can beat without it, but like, SSL, the best team might be good.
It's weird that I'm more comfortable on the air than the ground.
The ground?
Is that normal bro?
But you just stayed in training, you stayed in a lot of training packs at like a real base?
Yes, oh yeah.
I mean you got a recent, better than last time you played already.
Yeah.
Like a lot better than last night like you're getting under the ball
well
Hi, if you only spam like the training packs for aerial shit, you will be asking the ground. Yeah. Yeah, I know
Fucking lobby, bro
All right, there's a bugger on next lobby silver out what's better silver?
You just by him and then you get about the guys if you wanted to I mean invite me and they're already in the game instantly
Oh, they're ready. Oh, oh, I see I see like he already has them in a lobby. Yeah. Yeah
Oh, I gave you a leader on accident. Thank you. I appreciate you, bro. Alright, bro. 32 is Silver's now
Silver's. Alright, Mods are the pull. Oh my god
So you said we're gonna start struggling around like
probably like champ yeah I like their high diamonds or champion would be like
we got a kind of lock in and just like that's around let's see silvers these
days that's pretty big jump every ranks like a pretty noticeable like I mean
these are already kind of interesting
but you just have so much aura bro like you're literally Ronaldo of this game
Like you're literally the Ronaldo of this game, I think
Thank you, bro. Thank you, dude. It's gonna be interesting
I want to see how good diamonds are because I haven't actually played diamond in the one thought and everyone says diamonds are like God's
Bro diamonds are where by it dude. No, no diamonds are good, bro. I'm stuck diamond in ones
Actually, yeah, I'm stuck diamond in ones like literally you're pretty solid
That's going back for silver oh my god yeah, do you think this game got uh
like
Like people in the lower rank got better
Yeah, definitely, I think every every rank evolved for sure sorry
Have you noticed that in Valorant at all?
Yeah.
Oh my fuck yeah bro.
Actually, you know what, even I noticed that shit, because when I played like years ago,
no one really used utility well.
And I felt like it was, it felt like I was good at CS right, so I felt like I can play
Valorant and just be good.
But now if I hop on Valorant, I kinda got shit on him with Util.
Yeah, Util's very like, yeah, but I was just saying, I think people slowly adapt, bro.
Yeah.
There's even like that in Fortnite.
Remember the OG like Ninja Clips?
Yeah.
And he just like builds like two ramps up and just hides behind the little ramp and just
kills people.
Yeah.
And now the tweak, the best player is just tweak, you can't even watch their gameplay.
You actually can't watch like pro 49's, shirts your brain, oh my, good shot actually.
You're good, you're good off the wall getting these little air dribbles, it's like you're
your signature.
It's weird bro.
Small air dribbles.
Like I don't know how to do anything on the ground bro, it's bad.
I've learned like a few flicks like just like one trick like two or three flicks
Like bro, if I learn a few flicks, I feel like the game of the over
Yeah, every so much every so much easier
Because most of this game especially like to just played on the ground, I think like you're just fake challenging and then just dribbling the ball out there
Also
People keep asking me I think you're a cheater bro and siege and I was just saying like
There's just no way
No, first of all, there's no way to team but like you just have more hours in your saying for sure because like I have a hundred hours in the game
And I'm like pretty lost on shit, so
Well, I do have like well, I do have an Xbox account like years ago like that game isn't completely
Yeah, exactly. I don't have like the hours in the game. I like 500
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying. Like you just don't have low hours
Like you're someone that knows more than a new player and you have a good ass aim
So you look suss as fuck you're good for that and you cheated another shit, so it makes you
You know what I mean? It looks suss. It looks suss. It looks everything together looks suss, but you're not cheating on me
Everyone keeps asking me cuz they're like why are you doing stuff with a cheater and I'm like, bro
Yeah, I don't think you're currently cheating
You're not like a an evil fucking
I love Roblox bro, Roblox is fucking me.
Chat what was everyone's favorite prime Roblox game in the chat?
Dude I played this one game called Collect All Pets, I have like AFK to it for like 8 months
I'm not kidding. I probably spent like 2k on it
Legit bro, I think collect all pets
Yeah, but it's like it kind of like Pokemon bug a little bit like like I'm not explain it
It's a brain rot, but I love it. I think my Mac boy. I think my favorite favorite game was
Blocksburg
Locks for I know that is and then the next one was like a roll fill. Oh, I think both they can take I used to say like
GTA bro, what did you what did you cheat in?
Oh, I did like it was like Joe break you ever did you ever play Joe break or lumber tycoon?
No, you don't play Joe break or I played a lot of tycoons, but I never played lumber
You like you like just like put in like number like like like they were like it was like
bro, basically it was like
Joebrick, we were like stuck in a prison. You spawned in a prison, you had to like break out of the prison and then like you could like rob banks for money and then buy like cars and shit.
And bro, I didn't like-
We got like GTA.
Yeah, it was like GTA, but like in, yeah, yeah.
So what did you, you just spawned in money or something?
No, no, I didn't like, cause you couldn't do that. So I did like an AFK farm.
They would like-
I mean that's like fine.
You know what I'm saying?
That's like whatever. Just like you're trying to get around the bullshit grind.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, that's fair. That's fair
Some of those games you just have to afk for like but really forever some sand, bro
But he's fake
No, it's actually meta now in pro play like if one guy that goes up free shot
You don't even take it you just leave it and then they have to like someone respects the shot
I need to go off
Oh my god, oh I try to get to you you should look you like free when I have the ball. I sound low keep
Yeah, I'm gonna hate you
The thing is bro, I don't know if I should lower my sense or not, bro
You look oh
Get it. Oh, of course. I want to see I want to see it. You flipped you like use a neutral jump. You didn't flip. Yeah
I didn't hold for it. That's it
You got the motion down like way better even like way better, bro. Yeah, I
Just boy. Hey, I'm so much better at them
Not like the air and then the ground bro
I mean it's the same reason why you're good in the air though, but he's gonna crack it
It's just boring practicing the ground is boring shit
like like yeah I don't know how I don't know how to like musty I don't know how
to play I don't even know how to flick I don't know how to flip the top of my car
you're learning quick can you dribble oh let me see yeah I mean it's kind of
hard we're playing these players they just go
but if you could dribble on your car but I said you're just putting the ball
the front of your car and then flip it. Yeah let me see. I put it on like the hood of your car and
then just like front flip. Flicks are all like just where the ball is on your car, that's it.
So where do you put the... Where do you put the...
So like you're on octane right now. You see your like wind shield? You're putting it like just in
front of the wind shield. Is it better to play fennec bro? I never see you play octane.
I don't play octane anymore. I used to play octane only but like I feel like fennec is better.
They're the same hitbox, but the Fennec matches the hitbox better.
But yeah, like Flix are just about where the ball is on your car.
That's it.
What a fake.
Onto the golds, onto the golds, but I do feel like we might struggle with GCs because some
of the GCs are nasty, especially if their current GCs, they're probably SSL because
the ranks are all behind right now because the season is kind of new.
Yeah, they might have piqued SSL so the GC might be tough
All right golds
I
Oh my god
It's getting a little scary squishy
All right, we got it. We got it
I'm gonna go ahead and put Fetica on my shit too then.
So how do I like, oh my god, I want to make my car look good bro.
Like if I don't, if I can't change it, do I just buy like a fucking, yeah, do I just
buy a rocket vehicle that has all this shit on it?
I mean, that's a TOS to say I think, careful.
Oh my god, so we're about to get banned again.
You might actually get banned, yeah.
just say that you're he's not gonna do that i'm club farming bro i'm club
farming he's played for a while i'm club farming you're trying to get
banned you're still trying to get banned on every game feed run
dude
oh my god bro
nice to be offshore about that though i got you off yeah so yeah you know how to
do that okay back back back back
I
Chat Golds, let's go
Fucking go, baby. Let's fucking go some of my chat said collecting these bands like it's infinity stones
Look at it's yours band every game
Taking I guess gonna kind of aerial already
gotta be careful we can't be losing the goals bro like no no no how embarrassing
force the flay nice
nice dude but that is crazy like how do I not get a flip on this I swear since
the out of the reset indicator it's buggy bro I swear to you like maybe I did
get it whoa what the fuck right I feel like I said a bit I'll try to do the
play
by
you notice people
are you i think so it's what i already do right
to the kickoff
couldn't tell fully but it looked like it
was you know black bases on your side those ones on
Yeah, you have Cristiano's, why don't you have a Black Nices?
These are like the meta bro, these are like always pro meta.
Really?
Yeah, for Fennec, yeah.
For Octane, that's just good too.
For Octane, but for Fennec it's not as good.
Wait, there's different like...
It just feels different, I don't know.
Do you have Cristiano's?
Yeah, I'm gonna ask Cristiano's, no.
No, it's like an OG thing.
Oh, then I have those. Yeah, it's like a legacy wheel
Call wait, really?
Yeah, yeah, you can't get those anymore
You can get through like the shop, but that's it
No, I'm pretty sure like my shirt came with the are you played for a long time so many things
You are like I would be player
You played like 2016, that's like definitely OG.
That's over a 10 years ago.
I played before that too, bro.
I put it on the PlayStation or the Xbox, sorry.
Pretty much not getting flipped, but I'll take it.
You're so cool, Spisci.
I don't know how you did it, bro.
Yeah, that's it.
Is that an end?
Oh my god.
I need to see a reset, Yamuda.
Honestly, I didn't learn it, bro.
Alright, yeah.
Oh, it's the perfect...
Just faking it, you know.
Reset.
Yeah, yeah.
Please come back.
Perfect.
Here we go.
Go to reset.
I didn't get my shit, bro.
I'm not alive.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, I tried some shit, fuck I missed it though, I wanted to get one more try to
then flip, I missed it.
That's really broken, whenever you have a free double, if you jump and like hit it with
your cock you'll get a reset if I can get it.
reset
here we go
What's gotta be?
I mean you gotta pass out of it.
Is that it?
You know, it's...
You could've turned that into like a double maybe.
Actually it's hard from there, you got no boost.
Actually...
No I'm not gonna lie, it was not a bad set up.
That was not a bad set up.
I'm not gonna lie.
You're actually just a gamer bro,
cause you couldn't really do that that well.
Like last time you played.
You were trying it?
You were trying it last time you played
I feel like you were not getting the setup that you wanted
There's paper here. It's almost a mood. We got a skin change around it. That's really common in this game
But it's not a cheese. Oh
The time I'm back is one. Yeah, it's not it's not a cheap. It's a little it is kind of cheap as legal cheese
It's not a cheap. It's not cheap. Don't some off and it's like a loud yet like
Actually, they're actually they're actually cool. They're getting rid of it
But yeah, I hate how they're getting rid of it, bro.
They're getting rid of it to fix the fact that cheaters aren't using the mod.
Like people that are in, what's called, injecting the bots into the game or using that bot.
Yeah, but bro, I thought about it, bro. Can't they just like make another hack that allows bots?
Yes, they'll find a way around, bro. You know how it is.
So I'm saying, bro.
They'll find a way.
Bro, Valorant literally has like fucking kernel level and cheaters that knows all your info.
We'll still find a way.
Yeah, I don't even know if that's possible.
People will always find the way.
But no, it's normal. This is like the only game that skin changing isn't like banable, because that mod's like kind of accepted by Epic Rhythm.
Yeah, but that's just gone in a bit, huh?
It's gonna be gone soon, yeah.
I'm surprised they didn't let it go on that long, because like they're technically losing money when people are using that.
True, like I'm not gonna lie bro, like...
I never fucking need to buy skins because it's always that box
Exactly. Yeah
A lot of people got banned and CS for that skin changer. Yeah, bro
But the skins are worth so much money in CS I mean known as skin this game is worth a lot of alpha boost
We're like 10k at one point. What everything else?
Yeah, those were 10k. I have another alpha boost too a different account
bro alpha boost is 10, how much is it now well they're locked into accounts now we
don't know there might be more might be less I have no idea like you it's harder
to get because you can't trade it right you can only get it through account buying
which is to us that's supposed to be that so
bro I remember when I um you don't know when I started playing this game bro when
When heat waves were really expensive. Oh heat wave. Yeah, like I remember I treated
um, I
Traded four heat waves for a red
Voltellic Vulteic wheel on X-Bong. Like other crimson the crimson
Yeah, those are like the holy bone off
Those are like the most expensive wheels acting. Yeah, so that's what I should do. I think the crimson one was they were rare
I think there was like a not many them drop or something
They're like $200 in it.
Which is like nothing compared to CS skins, bro.
Bro, legit nothing, legit nothing.
Kind of crazy.
There's also something they gave out to people that found game breaking bugs called the White
Hat.
Have you ever seen that?
Yeah.
The White Hat was worth $1000 as well.
They only gave out a few of them.
Just the people that like figured out something like really game breakers in the game.
Do you have any expensive skins on CS?
No bro, I mean I just, I, I'm getting back into CS again and I might buy some skins.
Hey you should bro, don't open cases.
Well, for content, yeah, but don't do it for fun, because it's a scam.
Bro. Bro. For content, it's a scam, but it's a f**king scam.
My chat's been begging me all day to open skins, bro.
I already had a CS phase where I did that last month.
I'm down to like four grand, bro.
Huh.
I think Jinx lost like 25k and maybe got like three to four thousand dollars.
25k?
Yeah, yeah.
He was doing the max steam threshold, like 10 plus times.
2k limit, 10 plus times.
I want to hit like one really good scan.
Just buy whatever you like.
That's what I thought too bro.
Buy whatever you want so I did.
Just buy the nice scans and I honestly made money off CS.
The scans that I bought went up.
What?
Coming up a lot, yeah.
I probably like 20 grand, 30 grand on CS.
Oh my god bro.
I haven't opened cases though.
I don't open cases at all.
I think it's a scam.
It is a scam, 100%.
Alright, golds?
I mean, I'm not gonna lie bro, wait, there's plots next now, this is plots.
Yeah, this is plots now bro.
People talk about plots as well.
Really?
Oh my god, I can't lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
You're gonna get really sweaty now, next few games.
I'm gonna try now. I'm gonna try
Like you know like the left goes rule all that stuff. Yeah, of course. Okay. Okay. I don't know what ranks like learn that
Boss, I gotta be like sober
Really?
BANG!
Messi! Here comes Messi! Messi! Messi! Messi!
You know?
There we go. What's your real name, Udo?
Ahmed. Ahmed.
Okay, okay, okay.
What about you?
Um, Mariano. I'm Portuguese. Where are you from?
Portugal. Lebanese.
Lebanese.
Okay, bro.
Ahmed the terrorist. Oh my god.
Okay.
Let's see it, oh, he started off the wrong way, but I don't hate it.
Bro, you are literally a fucking bot.
How do you move that fast on 1.5?
I mean, do you use directional aerole?
Wait, see, what the Frank? Are you lying or no, bro?
Oh, yeah, I do. I use directional left.
So, when you're using directional aerole, it's actually like the max sense that the game can be.
So, it'll look like as fast as if you use 10 cents, basically.
Wait, wait, what? What?
When you're aeroling with directional, it's like the maximum sense that you can possibly, like, aerole, regardless.
the only thing sense really like impacts like you're turning when you're not
air-rolling and when you're on the ground turning I'm really like I mess with
this a lot way back I was like a huge nerd with the settings in this game
oh my double-double-double set oh you actually got a second one I swear to God
That's really OP2 now.
It's called like a pop reset mode.
You can get like a flick out of the reset.
See the ball's going to the right of the net and you can like push it with the reset.
You can do like multi-pop resets too, like the back wall.
You can literally turn the ball from like the far left corner into the net with that.
You can do it like perfectly.
Oh, I'll brush on the other corner.
I need to see you hit a reset before we hit too high of a rank, bro.
Oh. Oh my god, what a pass.
We haven't been scored on yet as well, let's keep track of that.
Did they just don't get off the ball though?
Like he's kind of hard for you to find that opening for you.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
Get a look, isolate.
Hit off the wall for you.
Cross map.
Bro, I don't know.
I'm just so rusty right now.
I don't know why.
for you cross map bro I don't know I'm so rusty right now I don't know why I'm
so like fuck it's bad bro okay we're good it is all gonna be about just not
like making mistakes like not like fucking up easy stuff you can forget
play. You don't have to peek, they still don't like mess up.
And they can't go for like many area plays still on flat.
Oh reset, here we go.
That's a reset.
Oh, oh my god, I got it, I just, I was in a bad spot.
Yeah, the ball is going down already.
You gotta try to get the reset when it's still going up.
That's like the one thing that's like missing.
You get it sometimes.
I'm just gonna get a pop reset bro.
What the fuck?
So yeah, when the ball's going down.
If you get the reset, you get a pop reset.
What the fuck, you actually did that.
Damn!
Damn, what a full-fuck.
I'm gonna check his PC bro.
Bro!
I'm gonna check the PC.
How insane are those bots by the way?
Yeah, actually it's insane.
Like flip resets if they wanted to?
Funny enough they actually don't reset that much.
They just beat you to the ball and read the game like hella quick.
They don't actually go for resets that much.
I don't think resets are the most efficient play in a lot of scenarios.
Some of the bots do though.
Check, can you guys stop saying SOS?
Do you want me to pinch you?
Yeah.
I thought you wanted to go for another reset.
No, no, I was...
That's not me, that's not me.
No, no, no, it's kind of hard to me.
That's Elkom's.
I want to do the go for the I mean you're heating up right now, bro. I'll let you have it
Mike's people are it's kind of low squishy. I'm sorry
Okay, bro
Okay
That's so much control, bro.
They're just learning like the first touch using directional arrow, like you get this
first touch down and you just can farm.
You know that wall to air jiggle you do?
Yeah.
You could literally do that from any position.
You just gotta get your first touch good.
Think about it like that.
Yeah, basically, but you can catch it mid-air, right?
You get it?
Oh, you get it.
See, the setup is good.
You must have been grinding that, bro, you actually have a good setup.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I was just in there for like maybe not that much, but I was in
there for like 20 minutes.
Yeah, like 20-30 minutes of like dedicated time for you, you'll get it.
Oh my god, damn bro, damn bro, let me look for a wiggle here, will we go ahead and get
a wiggle?
Can't we're good.
Oh my god.
I'm clear, I'm clear in chat.
Oh my god.
Alright.
Oh.
that all right oh you were saying must be playing you don't know you don't know
lore about that must be playing but have a musty oh yeah I do a lot of that
jing see you know wait were you watching that no I just like saw you to
be on it oh yeah bro it was did you know you knew it was someone though you knew
There's no way no that ass I didn't because he's actually doing a good job
Like he would like whiff basically I was trying to like train jinx. I was trying to teach him some stuff
I made some packs for him and apparently must he was like flying to Florida anyway
So must like hit up Jinx to do a video and then it all worked out in a way where like I
Don't know basically worked out there control me
So I was like trying to teach Jinx he had to do like
Aerials basically because he's another aerial and then must he's like
Like looking like a bot half the time then half the time is like peeking
But it's like not like obvious peeking like something that Jinx could do if he was playing like perfect
I don't know. I don't know how to explain it. Jinx was acting perfectly and at the end of it musty comes on a mic
He's like suck squish
Anyway, yeah, they're saying mostly because you're playing good, which is a good thing. It's compliment
Okay, these are diamonds brother
Just can't mess up right you said you don't need to peek but you can't mess up
Exactly, yeah, well, holy croc and I'll cock a sonus though
Like I change something over late
What the fuck? Yeah, no weird of a flick
I'm gonna lock in diamonds. It's supposed to be like mythical creatures, bro
I had to go on the back wall
This is literally one of you two in every rank featuring mood in the background fake fake it go right man
I'll try to tip it to you on the wall
That's gonna be hard I can just pass it right sir
Nice
Oh my goodness though actually really smart pass though give me a lot of options
I feel like I can give you the ball at any angle at any velocity and you would somehow
turn it into a pole.
It's hitting it in my general direction.
Let's see bro, go reset, that boost comes back, I'll have to make it.
Oh my god!
I have fucking zero fucking goals!
Go get one, go get one, go get one!
Nice!
Oh my god, and I didn't flip this head?
Yeah, that was a good idea.
Nice!
Oh, I passed it to you, middle?
Oh, I passed it one more time, it's on me.
Oh my god, the armor's ready.
Diamonds are confident.
No, they are, I won't lie.
I feel like the lower the rank, the harder they are to fake.
I don't know if you agree with this, but the higher ranks try to read the game more, the
lower rank just goes for the ball more.
It's a lot harder to find a way through off a fake.
Okay, that was a...
I just think I'll get a double.
Like, what are you even doing?
They can go left, they can go left. I'll try to get a two.
The KOF's not bad, I can get a two.
It's hard, it's hard. I'll still get a two in a second.
See there?
Holy fuck.
I saved it.
to bump them off against. Alright, first legitimate goal against us, like actually first goal against us.
But diamonds, the diamonds already put them up a fight. They are low key, 5-1.
Bawr right, but I mean both f**k.
Aw, bro.
Double?
Bro!
Yeah, there's no fucking way in that modding, bro.
Want to do a PC check?
Nice.
haha
nice
I'm gonna pass to you.
oh you can take you can take you can take
Oh my god, I would have literally cut my cock off.
Oh my god, are you fucking serious?
Actually good read though, I didn't expect you to be there.
Holy shanad, he fucked your car up.
You good, you good.
Got a pension maybe?
You?
Nice.
Swishy, oh my god.
I'm baiting them in.
Can't score, I could...
50.
Which lost.
Skin maybe?
Uh oh.
Oh my!
I shot a score.
You know Psycho is better?
Psycho?
Yeah, from one side to the next.
I was trying to get like a skin touch, but I won't go too close to the ball.
Did I get a gold yet?
Oh my god, no, no, I need a gold.
I got a gold.
I got a gold here.
I'm gonna pass to you. I'll never get the ball
Nice mission if I don't get a goal, bro, they're gonna
Shit 20 seconds I get some good stuff. I try to make an empty after you
Squish, I did a goal!
Fuck.
I got, I got, I got, I got one.
You missed.
No.
NOOOOOO!
Zero fucking goals I carried.
Fuck it, it's all good.
Oh my god, it's it, bro.
Rot to the champs.
Fucking.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
Oh god
Oh my god
Oh my god, I'm scared bro. All right, everybody
So you guys think I can get a goal?
Alright, Locking In, but we got champs.
So I don't even need to be cared in this right. This is like still my rank
Yeah, wait, it's gonna be like cheap said champion 3 or champion 2
Let's touch
You got that this is your element now, bro. You're near a home rank. Yeah, I'll let it be
I
See yeah, you don't give a fuck probably the confidence love that random
Fake oh
Oh, brother's lost
Oh, yeah, I got it
Okay
We just lost most four minutes
See you to you open
oh get saved I got it nice read I'll be there taking the first set leaving it
for you take it the other guy because they're actually pretty good
surprise
One more for you.
One more.
Oh my god.
Nice, nice, nice.
Good job, good job, good job.
Let's go!
You gotta give me your camera ball settings now for this, bro.
Camera ball.
Okay.
Fake, fake.
I missed a fucking boost on the terrorist.
21st touch, you got it.
Two?
Oh fuck sorry sorry sorry.
Come on, you can just force.
I'm ready for the boost, probably should be annoying there, see ya.
Yeah.
Almost there, I got it.
Oh my god.
Those are decent bro.
They're not bad.
You guys are decent, bro.
They're not bad.
On one, trust me.
See you, bro.
We got Q.
Oh my god, what the fuck is happening?
Bro, these guys are not champs, bro. This is GC.
No, Bob, I'm telling you, bro, champions are good now, bro.
it is actually kind of crazy I wonder if they peeked you see
Oh my god, how did you fucking even do that?
I'm closing my eyes as the goal, Jack said goal, my eyes are closed!
Fuck, did he got there?
Open him, open him!
Oh my god, what the fuck?
My dude?
Oh!
My dude.
Got it right now, it's good to GC.
I'm gonna ask.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I know.
Got it right now, it's good to GC. I'm gonna ask.
Oh my god. Yeah, I know.
Let's take a backflip.
I'll be warmed up.
I'll try to help you.
Just be annoying.
Nice.
Whoo, murder.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Yeah.
No makes sense.
I thought I mean though like this is good crack for DC, these guys are basically DC.
I mean you're basically DC too.
Nice.
Is this a Rory moment?
Like oh my god bro.
Is Rory playing?
Who's Rory?
Sorry bro.
Ah.
I used to be my old cheating alias
All right, let's have test bro
I
Mean one bro. She's
That's GC
GC next no, it's GC
I'll take my fucking shirt off. I'll take my shirt off, bro. This is gonna get tough, bro
GC in SSL now
Let's go, bro.
GCN SSL.
The twoest, hardest rakes in this entire fucking game.
But what the fuck just died on moving as a friend, bro?
I think we can, we gotta play good though bro, we can't like mess up major league, we can win though.
Okay, okay, okay, ew, lock in, bro, lock in, lock in.
I'm locked, I'm locked.
All right, lock in, lock in, lock in.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Oh my god!
Chat, someone fuck me, someone fuck me.
Let's go.
I get no flusies.
All right, let's go.
Eeeeh!
G!
Fucking C's.
Let's go.
GC! Let's go!
I got it!
Nice!
No!
Oh, good try, good try.
I'm fake.
I got it, I got it.
I'm back!
I gotta stop.
Let me know if you want me to go for it.
I'll stay, I'll stay.
Alright, that'll be it.
I'm out of here.
Nice!
NICE!
End?
Oh my god.
I'm behind you.
Happy end. Yeah!
I was too confusing. The guy was too close.
That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good.
Don't worry Muda. Looking clean bro. These guys are no joke.
Let's go.
They're going? Nice.
Nice. Here.
I'm up! I'm up!
Tell him the name. Tell him the name.
Oh man, I swear, I don't get it.
Play some game. Did you call me Jinx it? No, did I I did not just say that did I did I?
Did I get right I don't know that's it. I don't know that's it. You're good. You're good
What the fuck
Chas, I need to get a break from bro. I don't know. I'm seeing bad
I mean clubbing with Jixie like every day for the last like fucking uh, months, bro
And I actually started dreaming up on Jixie. I swear to God
She bad
Nice nice, you're doing good, bro. We are beating these guys. Let's go. We
Well, I need a ghost I need a ghost I need to go. What's right? What's right? Oh my god
I'm gonna try to beat them both and give you empty net if possible
taking you oh my god you oh you didn't get it again middle okay so the one thing
I realized bro is my rotations are so off middle again there you go oh I'm
fucking Afghanistan bro I got it I got it I got this one
Yeah, sometimes I think
Nice
Go work with that
I gotta get your gold I mean bump I got it
Oh my god.
Wait patiently bro, it's coming.
Are they beating them back up for you?
For you?
I'm behind you if you force you got to reset oh my god squishy what the fuck
Oh be a moose that moot a moot a I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't
get it shoot shoot shoot and scores it yeah you said you cancel I canceled and
then you read that's that fast yeah I was gonna go above it more I apply above
more but than I just said no you're fucking fucking this game right now
bro look at cock you ready go mid go mid maybe them open open oh my god
yes get a word get a word
sorry that GCs bro dude so we do one game or or best three for SSL for SSL
Ah, if I score this goal.
How bad.
What are you thinking though?
Could just do one game.
It's what it is.
When are we losing?
Chat, BL3 against SSLs or BL1?
AHHHHHHHHHH!
You got two?
Oh my god.
oh my god I see a shot oh my yeah all you need to do mood it just hit your
shots bro when you get them
oh my oh you're the heady
How these GC's there's no way the GC's right now they probably are
I
Was a little bit of it's good. It's good for the vibe, bro
Yeah, we're up seven. It's good for the way to say that's what the fuck
fuck
They fake it?
Well their kickoff is always like behind you.
That don't work against SSLs.
you
Following, uh, nothing, nothing.
Oh, 1v9, 1v9 situation.
Just gotta stall.
Perfect, bro.
Random?
To you!
50?
Oh, fuck, bro.
N10, N10, N10.
Backing up, backing up, yeah, yeah.
I got it.
Nice.
Back to the stupid, net's open! Nice!
You have time.
Yeah.
I'm bombed, I'm bombed, I'm bombed.
I got it, I got it.
I got 50.
Nice.
Gotta be careful to get a touch.
I got it.
Nice.
I'm just sweaty as shit, bro.
I got it.
Got the boost.
I'm vending flag vending flag. Can you? Yeah, not. Nice, perfect, perfect. I'm floating,
I'm floating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. Thank you. Yeah, I should have. I'll stall for
you. All right, go.
How'd he get one more?
Nice.
I think this shit happened to you bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh my!
They're in the corner.
I got it.
Wait, you're on gold.
I passed it.
I forgot the rest of the stuff.
You?
I got.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Do it to him.
Good try, good try.
Good so
It's a check a check
Nice, you follow
I got that
Over him, chat Mütter
Oh my god
nice bro dude Mudo you're doing a really good job when I'm like when I'm fake
challenging you're actually playing the flick well you're done actually doing
really good nice bomb yeah I really good bomb oh my god oh my I got it I
Oh my god, push it!
Let it come off!
Yeah, I did it!
Ohhhhh!
But we're doing good, bro.
We're doing good.
I baited him to the side.
Nice, bro.
But you're doing really good.
Fake, fake, fake.
No.
Do your time this time because of the boost.
Got it.
No way.
No way
AHHHHHHHHH
We're actually feeding
Bro, striker is actually kind of nasty
Be careful, when he goes with the wall we can see the tower
Gotta watch out
He cut
Yeah, cut
I'm being annoying
Yeah
Take your pets up and fuck them squishy
Fuck them squishy
I'm leaving all the way. Nice. I'm here now
Symphony
This is a go-fuck it maybe I found a way
It's in this force it if you can
Jesus
Nice I
Got it. I can clear
I'm on me. I'm on me
Oh, I got it. Oh, I missed the boost. Oh!
Pinch? Oh. Off the wall, I'm going back wall. Nice touch, good touch.
Am I at you?
Wait for a touch. Middle, middle.
We miss you picked them keep going oh my god get a reset. Oh my god. I'm fucking stupid of me, bro
My god
Fucking bro, cut a minute get a minute
No
Okay, okay two goals forty three seconds. Let's pair a lead. Yeah, we gotta play smart
This is what I saw is a bad boat our win con here is what we just need to not get scored
Play time like that shit exactly
It's like Valoran bo spikes down don't even peek nice
You got that we're good. We're good. I got I got enough
You can go
I'm caught alone.
You missed?
I'll do that work.
Let's see, just go. Nice.
Nice, that's good. A lot of time on the fake.
Fifteen seconds, Swishy!
Fifteen seconds!
Fake it again.
One v one, Mooda.
Yes!
Nice, bro.
Wait, we won.
Bro, I did not think we were going to win, like I lied.
Like, I first came off, this guy had a crazy control on the wall.
yo striker is a fucking demon bro
if you don't one more oh oh my god
egs bro dude I like to sit on one but I played really good actually you played
really good dude so there were two situations I didn't even have to comment
Like I think they had a dribble when I fake challenge you were there instantly. You actually did really good. I actually
Yes, bro. You're playing like you're playing like a high GC bro like positionally positionally. Yeah, you made some like mechanical mistakes
But positionally you're good
Why are you guys saying sauce R already 246 had the controller?
Well, what are you guys saying? Oh
Oh my god, we actually did that shit
We did bro. It's she we actually did that shit, bro. All right
Holy shit, bro
Holy shit, you did good. You did good. I couldn't have done that if you if you didn't do that. Why would you do that?
Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. No, bro. Yeah, I wouldn't know when I gave it wasn't for you either, bro
Thank you, bro.
You know, I hope you're getting your name cleared by the way.
It's giving you a lot of attention at the same time, but I do feel bad at life.
It ain't giving me a lot of attention, but it's a goal.
People don't give you credit because you actually are a good gamer.
I can't lie.
I'm sure you cheated in other shit, but you are actually talented gamer.
Being good at rock league, you can't cheat your way to being good at rock league, bro.
Unless you're literally using a bot.
Literally.
Bro, I really, I just want my name to, I just want my account to get on the end, bro.
like look into it and see that there's like no hacks or anything bro and then
just unbending yeah I'm pretty cool bro all right bro Gigi's bro Gigi was fun
it thank you for your time bro take care about of course have a good one
little that I see books inspirational bro inspirational chat inspirational
chat inspirational bro inspirational genuinely inspirational bro
inspiration um wait what the fuck one sec chat I can't I don't know where my
job
Chad where's J.C.
The tarp got him
Fuck you guys mean the tarp got him bro. What does that even mean Chad? What is the tarp got him?
What does that mean bro?
I chat when I flip this camera and go live on my phone.
Don't fucking say some bullshit bro.
Okay?
Don't say some bullshit.
Why are you guys saying the ugly bro stop?
I am not a terrorist bro.
I am not a terrorist bro shut up.
Do I actually look that bad with my haircut by the way? Like is it horrible?
Like is it horrible?
Like would you have sex with me chat would you guys have sex me?
All right, Chad, ready? Listen, just listen.
So, you walk into a bar, you're with your friends, you're a girl, you sit down, and the waiter says,
the man bought you the drinks, and you look to your right, and it's me.
Would you come and sit closer to me, or would you take the drink for free and leave?
Why is it…
Hmm
Well, can you guys stop calling me ugly like dude that's kind of hurting my feelings dude
Oh
I chat chat should be play
Fears to fathom now
Chat do you guys want me to play fierce to fathom horror game?
Chat do y'all want me to play fierce to fathom horror game
Do y'all want me to play fierce to fathom horror game
No, it's so overplayed
True true chat. What's up a game do you guys want me to play a horror game horror game chat?
What's up a horror game you guys want me to play?
Resident Evil Silent Hill Poppy playtime
time.
The true August.
You know what I love you so much.
God bless you.
K Daisy with the with the four months I love you.
Muda or you a Jew?
No, I'm not bro.
Dread.
Alaya with the two 11 V hyper the prime love you.
Sakura Blossom the 17 months I love you.
Raging Cow with the prime love you.
That's that with the prime love you demo with the nine months I love you the nine months
I love you.
trap the two one because it's so much god bless you squishy daddy hey if you are
from squishy's stream and you just came here type me type me type me all right
anyway chats chats chats uh scary game yay nair gay
Yay, Nay or Gay, chat, yay, Nay or Gay, yay, Nay or Gay.
All right, now, chat, the horror games I have played,
bro, chat, I have played a lot of horror games, bro.
I have played a lot, and when I say a lot,
I mean a lot of horror games, bro.
So, what horror games do you guys want me to play, bro?
I finished, like, almost all the horror games,
except
Fuck you. I thought I got a jinxing notification, but instead I met with your squidward-looking ass
Anyway, like BOOOM
Anyway, bro, uh
Hmm
I
Obey the voice chat my mod sent me a game. He said to play this game. It's called luto. Let's see what it is
How can you distinguish between what is real?
And what isn't shot is this game good yes or no trust what you see
What you hear
What happens when everything starts to feel wrong?
To see, think, like a trick.
How much longer are you going to pretend to ignore it?
Don't do it.
Don't let him get you again.
It's like some kind of shitty ass horror game, bro.
you retarded let me know check the thing is bro if we play Silent Hill I
don't know like like I don't know
bro doesn't want to play it because you can't cheat on the game all right let's
just do fierce to fathom and then we'll go from there because I haven't put
first to found them like a long time so let's just put it first to found them.
you
You
Put the gun to their head
You can't just kill someone because of the way they looked at you.
You should see your face too.
Let's go!
I'm sorry bro, but I can't believe you just ran around this place and I could hurt you.
I hurt by what?
This place is different from what I remember.
What is this game bro?
I mean I'm gonna know bro I'm just kind of confused bro because a lot of people in my
chat are saying Silent Hill is good but they're just saying like it's more story mode game
than horror game.
I guess we just, I guess we just play Silent Hill then.
Okay my chat if we play Silent Hill 2
Chat if we play Silent Hill 2 Sakura is Silent Hill 2 like the actual good game
like are we gonna is chat gonna enjoy it it's chat gonna enjoy it
Where'd she go?
11 HOURS!
Okay. How about I make you guys a deal? How about I make you guys a deal? Because I still
need to download the game and buy it. And how big is this game? 50 gigabytes? How about
I make you guys a deal? How about we play Fierce the Fathom today, and then I'll download
Silent Hill tomorrow today, and then play Silent Hill tomorrow
And we're not gonna do 11 hours straight, but we'll do like maybe an hour hour and a half every day for like I
Don't know. I didn't fucking you know bro 10 days
JK Silent Hill is 17 hours
Bro, like, dude, that's like too much, no?
Is it really that good?
It's good as fuck, but it's long.
All right, so you know what bro?
All right, so you know what bro, I'll play it I'll play it but tomorrow I'm gonna add this to my cart
$93 what the fuck
All right, $93 this game better like suck my fucking dick at the end of the gameplay for 93 fucking dollars
And then uh and then all right, it's a little fierce the fathom then for tonight then
Yeah, what fierce the fathom episode do you guys want?
Or do you guys want me to download fierce the fathom right now and play first the fathom today do you guys want me to play first the fathom today?
All right, let's just fucking download it then
Motherfucker
All right, I'm gonna buy a silent hill let's download it bro
$105 for a fucking video game. I haven't spent $105 on a video game chat in years, bro. In
years. In literal years, bro. I'm telling you, I don't think you're gonna like it. I
I mean, how annoying are the fucking puzzles, are the puzzles that annoying?
If I'm not gonna lie chat like I'm not gonna lie bro when I say this bro like my IQ really isn't the greatest
You know what I'm saying so like you know
My IQ really isn't the greatest so
like I
Might get stuck on the Easter eggs bro. I might get stuck on the Easter eggs
And I know it's hard to believe chat because when you guys look at me bro
like I'm a very smart, smart individual, you know, I'm a very, very smart individual in
your eyes. But, uh, I just think the game takes too much attentiveness for Twitch to
enjoy honestly.
This guy like did like a fucking like stream with Sarah yesterday and everyone was like
Let's see what they did yesterday.
What the fuck is this?
Is this like broken?
Kaden boss is not a real streamer is a part of the video game, bro
why are we watching this it's making you look like a cuck
bro I'm just watching I'm not a cock bro what the fuck
no I can't get down with that
did y'all stop saying cock cam?
I hate to not even know that
I don't know what to do with that
what's your school of content?
I don't know what to do with that
you ever walkin' in?
I'm not lucky cookin'
What is
Muda he turned in what is this
So why my eyes burning bro
What do you mean carried you in the valve tournament and took your girl
Excuse me. Do you know who you're talking about? You're talking to the guy who... Yo, is Twitter down?
Is Twitter down?
Is Twitter down, chat?
You're crying that's why
Twitter's actually down
By Jim see is live we're all leaving by Jim sees live we're all leaving you know what bro might as well
Just fucking put up
This guy's retarded
That's actually retarded bro
Wait, is your Twitter not down for you too, Frank?
What is this?
Drake has reportedly finished the album Iceman.
All right, bro, let's see is it done it's done chat silent hill to
Is this game good bro wait do I check do I play silent hill the controller or no
Do I put a solid on the controller or no?
I'll wake up in the morning, I've got murder on my mind, oh my god.
Oh my god, is this game good?
Boy, y'all are hyping this game up like too much, bro.
Hello?
Story mode is good but you're ADHD so you won't like it.
Slow start after that though.
It's cinema.
lock in on the story.
Compiling shaders.
I'm going to compile this dick.
Why is this so long?
Okay, that's two blocks.
This game contains themes of domestic violence and emotional abuse, sexual assault, suicide,
mental illness, child abuse, jifteh, jesus bro.
What else is fucking in here bro?
How do I put on some titles?
How cinema is this game, I guess we're about to find out.
Alright.
Um.
I guess we're about to find out.
Let's go.
Bro, I think Puzzle's challenge should be light, no?
With your IQ, yes.
I
Holy Graphics.
The
the
Mary.
Could you really be in this town?
In my restless dreams, I see that town, Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday, but you never did.
Well, I'm alone there, now. In our special place. Waiting for you.
This looks like Resident Evil. This gives me like Resident Evil vibes.
The name on the envelope said, Mary.
My wife's name.
It's ridiculous.
It didn't possibly be true.
That's what I keep telling myself.
Mary died of that damn disease three years ago.
So then why am I looking for her?
Our special place.
What could she mean?
As old town was our special place.
Could Mary really be here?
Is she really alive?
Waiting for me.
If your wife died three years ago, and I'm talking to people who are like low-key probably
not even married, but like imagine if you were married.
Would you guys go to the whole world to find her if you got a male?
What's her name on it?
Silent Hell Ranch.
Can I get in the corner?
Why does he rub like this?
So I'm right here, I probably need to get to...
So I need to go this way.
the graphics so what is this game like a zombie game I guess we're about to find
out
How do you just have this much money to like production a game this big
Oh, is this Mary
Excuse me.
I'm sorry. I was just...
Hey, it's okay. I didn't mean to scare you.
I'm kind of lost.
Lost?
Yeah. I'm looking for Silent Hill. Is this the right way?
Um, yeah.
It's hard to see with this fog, but there's only the one road. You can't miss it.
Thanks.
But I think you should stay away from this town.
There's something wrong with it.
And it's not just the fog either.
Is it dangerous?
Maybe.
It's kind of hard to explain.
I'll be careful.
I'm not lying.
No, I believe you. It's just...
I guess I don't really care if it's dangerous or not.
Chad, who clears Leon Kennedy or this guy?
I'm looking for...
someone.
Someone very important to me.
Me too.
I'm looking for my mom, aren't I?
I mean, my mother, it's been so long since I've seen her.
I thought my father and brother were here,
but I can't find them either.
I'm sorry, it's not your problem.
No, I hope you find it.
Yeah, you too.
This game is already giving me the wrong vibes,
Like, this guy's looking for his wife that disappeared years ago, and she's looking for her dad and brother.
It's silent hill, like...
I don't fucking know, brothers, we'll see.
Noodle with the five get that I love you so much and love you so much
Noodle!
I love you
I don't know, it sounded like ahhh...
Does it like fuck with you?
Or does it fuck with your mind?
I'm already getting that vibe from this game already.
Do you have your OLED monitor? No, I need to buy a new one, bro. Again, I don't know which one to buy.
There's so many aces monitors. I don't know there's so much aces monitors. I don't know
Hello anyone in here
Oh my god, noodle with the five more gifts dead.
Noodle!
Chat, drop a one in the chat if you're horny.
Should I really want to test myself and go sell a bit once for a month?
You guys think I can- You guys think I can go celibate for one- months?
For one whole month?
You guys think I can do that?
Fuck no you can't, hell no.
FRANK!
With the five gifted, uh.
Frank, you can put it in my ass whenever you want.
Would you rather fast for one month or go celibate?
Go celibate.
Reader with the tag! Oh my god!
We're nine subs off of 8,600. Dragonfuel with the Prima-Lubby, Mr. Raj the Prima-Lubby,
Julio with the prime I love you all God bless y'all proof of the ten noodle with the ten front of the five
I love you. God bless you
Okay, so
Muda where does my gift matter brookless fuck you and fuck the shitty-ass tier one gift
Melvin take the tier one bit appreciate you
I'm joking. Oh my god. Fred with the nine gifted subs. I love you. Dick, Dick with the
tier one gifted sub. I love you. God bless you. I love you guys. Guys, don't make me take
my pants off right now, bro. Stop. All right, bro. So this game has very story mode game
So if you guys have ADHD like me, bro, it might be so slow, bro, but I heard that it's very cinema
So where am I supposed to go here?
Just explore the city I guess
Who, who are the three people that just unsubbed, bro?
Oh my god Frank, Imperial, oh my god, I got the sub-a-thon today.
I mean, even though I...
Big so with the five I love you God bless you
For those the two I love you my God's ashes some of them right now on my left. That's just some fun
I love y'all bro, thank y'all, so I think we're gonna be here all day if I'm gonna be honest, bro
What the fuck is that?
Snowman!
Fuck your shitty ass tier 1 sell, bro.
No man, they're in the tier 1 cell, I love you, God bless.
What is this?
What happened?
Am I just dead if I crawl over you?
Fuck is this stay back
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Is this what I saw in the fog? Whatever it is, it's not human.
Yeah, I broke my analogue.
Yeah, I broke my analogue, bro, what the fuck?
Oh my god, bro.
I don't know, dude.
This game is shitting me out, bro.
Yeah, I like, uh...
of
the
death
of
death
of
Yes.
more than if your analogue stick is cooked just aim bot so you don't have to aim
Wait, it's the game.
What?
It's the game.
Is this haptic feedback?
adaptive triggers I've never oh my god adaptive triggers no I look you kind of
crazy bro I know the plane
I'm getting off. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I think it's chat. Can I be
honest, bro? Oh, yeah, bro. I can't tell you this game to the more bro. I don't know.
Like I don't know bro like chat. I may I am a like a multiplayer gamer, bro
That game is like too much like too long, you know only reason why I liked playing a
Resident Evil because it's because I don't know
Should we try it again tomorrow
Chalk it was better Simon Hill or resident evil
Chat what's better resident evil or silent Hill?
Obviously resident evil but silent hill isn't that far behind I
Mean maybe we'll try it tomorrow, bro. Maybe we'll try tomorrow
I still gotta go to the gym and I gotta do my taxes and I gotta talk to family today
I haven't seen my mom that's all you guys. I haven't seen my mom in legit like
three weeks she came back from Egypt like two days ago and I still haven't
seen her
cheating on taxes too but I'm gonna I gotta go I gotta go check I gotta go
bulky for why are you guys saying sash bro why are you guys get why are you
guys saying sash stop saying that bro stop saying that stop saying that I
Miss when you had passion
You guys you guys have somehow convinced me to do 10 hour streams for the last month
I don't know how it's possible. I'm getting off. I'm getting off. I'm getting up
I didn't go to the gym and you go to the gym. I did a second of all
I did to go to my family and third of all I didn't do my taxes, bro
I didn't do my taxes, bro. You don't care anymore
Seven hour stream equals part timer
Check tomorrow I want to do a
Fashion or not fashion talent show, bro. I want to do talent show tomorrow. I want to do talent show tomorrow
I'm not gonna lie. I wanted to talk tomorrow
Well, yes, I'm gonna find the house actually don't know if I'm gonna find the house, but I should scared bro
Should we get that set up yes, bro, please I want to do a cell I want to do a I want to do a talent show tomorrow
For like $500 or some shit
All right chat, I love y'all bro, listen I'm gonna go to the gym, what day is it today?
It's Sunday, my gym closed.
Oh my god, are you fucking serious?
It's all good, bro.
It's all good.
All right, anyway, I'll just go to my- I have two gems, I have one that's like 24 hour
chat and then I have the other one that's like super good, they close, I have to go
24-hour one just kind of ass, but it's all good
24-hour one is literally so shit, bro. It's just shitty ass gin
Hi chat listen
I'm gonna go work out because I haven't worked out in like days because I keep skipping days so I could stream more
Which I don't know if that's healthy or not, but whatever fuck it. Oh
Yeah, also, I'm gonna go see family and I'm gonna file taxes today. So today's gonna be a good day
Fuck bro. Yeah, how much do you guys think I'm gonna have to pay in taxes?
How much do you guys think I'm gonna have to pay in taxes
Okay, guys, I don't make that much money bros guys at 300k Bob
I'll probably have to I'm probably have to be like maybe it maybe like
$2,000 probably probably like 2k. All right chat. Listen, I'm gonna choose a song real quick
All right chat, I love y'all bro. I gotta go see my family tomorrow. We find out if I get
unbanned or not. Anyway, listen, I love y'all. Listen, bro. Chat tomorrow. Do you guys really
want me to play uh, Silent Hill? Like y'all want me to really finish that tomorrow? Yay
near gay. Hurry up. Go. Hurry up. Yay near gay. Hurry up. Tell me. Okay. We're gonna
I'm gonna finish it, not finish it,
but we're gonna continue it tomorrow.
I just don't think I have energy today, chat.
I've been doing too many 10-hour streams,
but I haven't taken care of myself lately, bro.
I'm not lying, chat.
I haven't taken care of myself lately.
All right, chat.
I love y'all, bro, okay?
Listen, take care of yourself.
Holy shit, just end.
I
Love you take care of yourself
Go
Everything, maybe to the game, like the case that a wet and rain, the bridesmaids catch the car, oh now