you
is Danny Hallborg how is everyone doing though Lotus no man he fucking
range many pussy Malvin another day another dollar how is everyone doing
chat how is everyone doing bro Leo Zonto with the two months I love you so
much God bless you how is everyone both sirbium how are you how is everyone
bro how is everyone chat how is everyone's morning afternoon evening
night time chat hey bro wherever you are in the world how are y'all bro
wherever y'all in the world bro how are y'all jack how are you bro I missed you
guys bro chat yesterday was a 13 hour stream or some shit
chat was yesterday a 13 hour stream or a 12 hour stream I don't even fucking
No, bro. I actually don't even know
13 hours
Oh, we have there's the fathom today
Can I talk my shit again? Even if I don't hit again?
Darn it is fucking...
Check out Squishy's current streams timestamp, 25.45 to 30.00 and 30.21 to 35.50.
It shows him losing some respect for you and talks about what you did. Seems unforgiving.
Bro... What?
Anyway...
How is everyone doing?
Chat today?
Let me tell you what I have planned today, but actually before I tell you anything.
Chat, do I look good today?
I
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I understand
Nobody wants to
I know the facts
All you bout it bout it
You're a big girl
And it's your world
And I'ma-
Audio isn't synced
Shut the fuck up
I don't care if the audio isn't synced
That's your problem, not mine
That's your problem. Not mine. Let's see is my shit sick or not. Let's see. Hello. Hello. Hello
Is my shit sick or not? Let's see. Hello. Hello. Hello
Is my shit sick or not? Well, that shit's
you
Which sucks.
I don't think I have a reason to have
I have
The poor one, I'll take the L
I'll admit my fault and say, okay
Eat some movie, sure
But you should look at the others
And say, okay
What is like this?
Right?
And you say, okay
The fire candles
Toaster ham
Do you, right?
Would you heat up toast?
No, you don't
You fucking toast toast
Right?
You heat up ham
You have to heat up ham
You can't eat it wrong
There's fucking god damn parasite in it
It's a candle
Yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Transaction retarded
Chains are retarded
What is this?
I'm going to game a lot
Cringe
I always say that
I just
I just dropped a nuke up my pussy.
What is this, what is that?
What is that?
What is this man?
Like boomerass fucking voice lines.
Now I don't know why Greek spam spam words.
No, no, no.
Okay anyway, chat today's stream.
That's what we're gonna do, okay?
Chat today's stream, Ron found you.
Oh my god, what is this clip, bro?
This guy's trying to speck out on my team.
That guy does look like muda. No troll.
Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on?
Can I also get three different picture of your booty as any position?
Also, can I get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one...
Fuckin' say.
That great?
That does not look like me at all, bro.
that does not look anything like me that looks like zero zero though that
looks zero that looks literally nothing like me what are you guys spamming
fucking that's Rory it does one-to-one are you stupid that does not look like
me at all bro that is not the line the at all mood that looked like you if you
had blonde hair
What is this? What did you send me? Anyway, um, wow, there's a lot of clips today. Check out this Jixi club
Yeah, how is Jixi liking League? He's getting fucked in this game, too
Fuck me in the little asshole
I mean
He's not gonna really yeah, he's not gonna play good in that game. I'm gonna be honest
I mean Jixi, I feel like Jixi is a very straightforward Rainbow Six siege gamer, you know what I'm saying?
Anyway chat today
We're gonna be doing
Honestly, well, we're gonna redept. Okay. First of all, we're definitely gonna be playing League of Legends, bro
I don't know if y'all like League of Legends
What did I play like you like this bro chat? I need to scratch the itch. I need to scratch the itch, you know
I need I need to scratch the itch
I need to scratch the itch now, I need to scratch the itch, it'll probably be later towards the end of the stream.
We also have Fierce the Fathom, horror games.
We also are going to be coaching a plat player and Valorant and then League with Hamza.
So maybe playing with the boys later tonight. I don't know. We'll see if they're down
Yeah, pretty much what's gonna be a show day, bro
It's gonna be a chill stream, bro. It's gonna be a chill stream. Where's this hog boy? What the fuck is this?
Where's this capital ink?
All right, anyway, um, let's go to react so but yeah chat
Did I miss anything bro? Did I miss anything? Did I miss anything? Was this clip?
Everything bro, holy shit.
Cheated on subway surfers and made a billion dollars on some-
Cheated on subway surfers!
It was surfers, not that I was a kid.
What else bro?
Uh, yes bro, actually-
I mean, what the fuck?
Did he cheat on fucking X videos?
Did he find a way to bust a nut in a second?
What is this?
Bro.
Oh, Deadlock?
Yeah, chat.
Also, I downloaded Deadlock to play with X the other day, but we never even loaded it up.
But I do have Deadlock.
Chat, this game looks like ass.
But maybe we'll give it a chance someday.
Not today, though. Definitely not today.
But maybe we'll give it a chance one day.
But yeah, that game looks like kind of ass to me, to be honest.
I don't know.
I don't know, bro.
Is Deadlock really a chill game, chat?
Is it really like, is it really, what is this?
I'm not getting first round out of this.
But how is Ronzin?
Did he get first round?
Wait chat, did he get first round?
Is that why he's on a massage chair?
happen? What happened? Did he actually did he get did he get fucking uh oh by the way
chat yes bro chat we already played trees uh trees hate you by the way whoever said
uh would have played trees hate you I already played trees hate you chat wait
he got first-rounded are you serious you guys aren't lying he got first
surrounded with shroud on his team a ex-professional CS player
Bar
Also chat. I think we're gonna go back to streaming
The morning I'm not gonna lie. I think we're gonna start streaming in the morning again. Yeah, I think so
It's not that I don't like night time streams, bro.
Bro, walla, chat, I swear to God, I have not had this much fun playing with X and Greek and Jesse and Omi and Train late at night, whether it's just us.
It just sucks because they're on so late and I get on in the morning.
And it just do 16 hour streams.
Like I don't know like you're still young you can do 15 hour streams how was the sleep cool
white literally ass I don't know if it's the caffeine but both something is fucking with
my sleep really bad and I don't know if it's the coffee I don't know what it is I don't
what it is bro I'm sleeping horrible like literally horrible like fucking horrible
bro I don't know if it's the caffeine I don't know what it is bro but like it's
actually terrible bro is it really the caffeine is it the caffeine or is it the
late-night streams I don't know what it is bro but holy quacka moldy quacka
titties it is terrible should I not even drink this shit should I just throw
out you need to move more I did right I go to the gym every single day I do I do
like 10 20 minutes of like intense sprints and then I do gym whatever like
back chest whatever the fuck I have to know I'm saying but I don't know what it
is like I don't know I think it's because bro my circadian rhythm is fried like I
don't think I slept at 4 a.m. for a while bro also tomorrow chat drink
espresso this is espresso it's espresso with milk that's all it is
That's what my that's what I get but uh yeah chat tomorrow
We figure out if we move into the house or not bro
I'm gonna go do a I'm gonna go see my house for the first time
Hopefully see if I like it. Also, I got a text from the other guy, bro
That I was supposed to move into his house chat, but I like completely dodged him because I didn't like the tat
He said bro, everyone is busy, too
You told us yes about moving into the house and then disappeared. That's not good from you
We told so many other people we had already given it to you and then you just leave us in the dust
Please stop wasting people's times
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just you know the house didn't feel like home, bro. I'm sorry
El Muda, I know
Yeah, it was fucked up.
It was a little...
I can't believe it's already 6.30 PM, bro.
Chow, what time is it for you EUs right now, Chow?
What time is it for you EUs?
11.30?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, bro, the thing is...
I don't know, man.
I love streaming at night, I love streaming at night time but...
I don't know bro...
I don't know, my head, like my head hurts and shit like that, I don't know.
Let's just do some reacts, let's see what we got going on in the reacts.
Alright?
Like, I guess I'm Jewish, I guess.
Chya, how many times do I have to tell you I'm not Jewish?
I'm loving Ethan, I'm from Love It On, I'm not from, I'm not Jewish, I'm not a Jew, you know what I'm saying?
I don't even know what I did but bro that was low key the most insane thing I
I've ever done it again.
And this is like, bro, this is like, bro,
this is like me at like level 22, bro.
Level 22.
So I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I might become the next faker, bro.
I legitimately might become the next faker, bro.
I don't know.
I legitimately might be the next faker, bro.
Zervi with the Prime.
I love you, bro.
God bless you.
So the thing is, this game,
I've played old school RuneScape when I was a kid
and I've never played another game like this before.
What is it called? Moba? Is Rootscape a Moba game?
Or is Rootscape an MMO RPG?
So they're both Mobas?
No, Rootscape is MMO.
Okay, so yeah, the only other game I've ever played that was like this,
like from like a bird-eye view angle with like right clicking areas is Rootscape.
So I don't know why, but this game is like a little fun to me, bro.
But I might just get bored and immediately drop it. I don't know. We'll see we're gonna play with Hamsa tonight, too
We're gonna see how it happens, but um
Yes, he doesn't look bad it doesn't look it doesn't look I
Don't even know how I did this
Someone said W scripts. I'm not scripting in this game, bro. Stop
Okay, so I don't know if you guys have experienced this but one time I went to the doctors
I'm not even joking to you. My doctor asked me this question right here. So do you live at home?
No, I live in a fucking forest
Well, let's say you had a
I started
First thing first, I am afraid all the world inside my head
I am tired and tired of the waves
Things have been weird, oh
What are you guys doing, bro?
Oh my god, bro
Unshot secret, the problem love you bro
bro fantasy with the chair when you get to live in JJ with the chair when I love
you bro god bless you do I look fat to you guys genuinely bro do I look fat to
any of y'all in my stream do I look fat to literally any of you guys okay I do
not look like this look at me I am slim I am slim I am slim slim all right
I'm gonna tell you I'm not mooder you're built like a broomstick
It's a little bit natural. It's a little bit natural though.
Take the filter off little guff...
What is this? What is this? What is this?
What the fuck is this?
Aw.
Now I've never watched that movie before. What the fuck is this?
Femboy and masculine made events
Why are femboys really real
Chatter femboys like really real
Femboy I'm just gonna shut femboy on tiktok
Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead and close tiktok
Oh, you can use those too. I use those. Logi scripts.
What's that? What's that? What's that? How do I get a logi script?
It's like cheating. It's cheating. How do I get a logi script?
Oh
So someone said in the scripts basically it pulls down for you
Bro, there's literally
Man listen bro chat. There's literally cheating in every video game, bro. You all understand that right just fucked
Chat you guys think we can remove the cheaters one day, bro
Chat do you guys think we're gonna be able to get rid of the cheaters bro. I fucking hate cheaters
What even is this?
Ironic. Ironic you tell us buddy
It's so us buddy. Oh, it's the final of me so much God bless you, bro
I'm not a vapor bro. Holy shit. I'm not a vapor
Oh
By the way, oh my god, I don't know if this is disgusting to you. I don't even know if I should be admitting to this job
Which I do y'all see this like air filter on the ground here like this did this one did this this one right here
Well, I went to go clean the filter because it wasn't working anymore. I have to go clean the filter
I took it outside
Dad I took it outside and like like blowed it. You know like I blew it
You know I'm saying second PC question mark
It's not a second piece of your dumb ass. It's a fucking air purifier.
Bro, I blew it, bro.
Bro, the amount of dust that came out of that, words can't even describe...
Bro, I swear to God, it looked like it was snowing for a second.
I swear to God. I swear to God, I feel like...
Bro, what is this?
can you guys stop making AI to make it look like I'm cheating in Rainbow Six
Siege like what the fuck is this bro and why am I black and why am I Israeli at
the same time oh my god bro yeah bro holy shit bro chat the Twitter community
is fucking disgusting bro I'm not gonna lie I just there's so much shit I
I want to say back.
But I don't know.
Chad, if someone was, okay, that's an,
are there any like people who watch XQC here?
Chad, if someone shit talks to XQC,
what would XQC do?
Would he shit talk it back or would he just stay quiet?
What would XQC do?
He would just flex his watch, XTC will call the person poor.
Oh my god, holy fuck.
Whoa, I cannot be scrolling on Twitter on stream. That was that was a close one
Anyway, uh, but I don't know what y'all bro my Twitter hot a headline bro, bro my Twitter headline
Bro, sometimes cocks just come out of nowhere
Next thing you know titty's ass pussy corn
Someone getting shot bro. Somebody getting beat up. Somebody getting robbed, bro
Regardless of where you stand in this situation, Muda should NOT be unbanned because it will
set a bad pre-segment.
As long as cheaters wait long enough, they can be unbanned.
This is especially bad for cheaters when she was at GCE, we quit the game because
of cheaters.
Bro, shut the fuck up, please.
Oh my god.
It's like, it's like, is the Rainbow Six Siege scene so dead and so fucking boring
that everyone needs to bring up my name, bro?
I don't understand, I don't understand, like I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, it's like how dead does that community have
to be for my name to be all over it, like all over it, holy shit bro.
Hello, I'm at Halal also known as Moody or Big Nose.
I just want to let you know that you suck at Rainbow Six Siege and I own you, you
needed hacks just to beat me how pathetic you Big Nose.
I don't have the fucking asshole who made this shit who the fuck made this I was not hacking when I beat Jixi and I want to be one
I beat him fair and square. Okay, I mean a fair and fucking square
By the way put the fries in the bag you chud jitty out
No fuck yourself jitty
What do we found your real steam account? Why are you trying to hide your real identity mooda a mod bin salad a mod?
Love it on. I'm a Jew, I'm a knee-shearer with a big ass nose. Everyone is saying I cheat, but I don't.
My nose makes me smell enemies through the walls. Acting like wall hacks and it leads to the enemy heads acting like aimbot.
Go watch my streams, TTV Muda.
I lost my virginity behind a Tim Horton's outside at 5am in public.
public by the way uh there's fucking so rushed that 15 years old by the way 15
years old I wanted to lose my virginity so bad that I had sex outside a Tim
Hortons at 5 a.m. behind a Tim Hortons at 5 a.m. and chat to make matters even
worse I don't know just too much information chat I knew nothing about
girls back in the day so like you know you know like when you first have sex as
a girl like you bleed uh bro I saw so much blood
Wallahi I got scared because it was coming out of my own dick
and I had an anxiety attack and I ran home and then they didn't finish having sex
and I left her there too by the way
one while I left it I ran away and left her there in the middle of the night at 5am and ran home
I sort of got it through my life on everything I left
I don't know, I just want to say that though.
So please, enjoy the burden on us, but I don't want to speak to them.
Yeah, you need to get fucking fired, bro.
You literally need to get fired.
That's right.
You need to get fired, bro.
Muda, what is this villager?
What is this?
Muda, what is this villager doing with these balls?
Wait, what?
What is he saying?
I want to give you guys a picture of how I used to bro okay listen bro I'm gonna tell
y'all something right now bro I'm gonna tell y'all something right now bro when you work
at Burger King or McDonald's I don't know about y'all but it's literally impossible
to just work hard also this is AI by the way but uh listen bro um i used to like i used
to be so depressed working at Burger King that i would like purposely fuck up the Burger
King burgers so i could get fired or some shit i don't know i said it like like they
I didn't say no ketchup, I didn't add extra ketchup.
Hey boys!
Now I'm gonna shut the fuck up!
Ah! Bro!
Come on, bro. Like, what are you, bro? Why are we broke?
Come on.
Alright guys, another story time I crack a Jew.
Oh, I know y'all might try to cancel me
because like, with everything that's going on in the world right now,
why choose to crack a Jew now?
And I'm gonna explain that very shortly.
Is this TOS?
Can I even listen to this?
I don't know.
So look, I saw all the heat with Israel and Palestine, right?
So-
Can I watch this? Is this TLS?
Well, I thought, hmmm, free Palestine, so I gotta, I gotta get in this war somehow, too.
So I thought to myself, okay, fuck it, I'm gonna make a Jew fall in love with me,
and then I'm a cracker, and then I'm just gonna ghost her.
I really gotta tell y'all the details.
Like, what? Bro, like, what? Are you stupid, bro? Like, what the fuck?
All right now while I was cracking this two girls this two girls really hard to crack all right
I had to really tap into my back here. Okay, so this is so cringe
I hit her with the double spin back has he all right
And I finally got in there and once I got in there
Bro fuck you I'm actuating my trigger bot and say
Why are you guys grabbing clips from when I was literally 17 years old?
like why are you guys like I was literally not lying though lol bro bro bro bro bro
like I was not cheating in this era bro these were all jokes can you see
though. With your wallets. Open door. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see him, I see him.
No, there's not many of them. Oh shit, you're here, I'm here.
You got your actions.
So did you guys see how it looked better now or back then?
I'm not sure. How do I age that much in just two years, by the way?
Yeah, how do I age that much in just two years?
I cannot fucking wait for this fucking album
Bro, this album needs to drop bro. I'm so serious this album needs to drop
No
Yo, he just killed his teammate. This guy actually just killed his teammate
The VV with D Prime, I love you. Thank you. God bless you.
Boys! I was thinking! I was tinkering with the idea of a reach as of today. I'm gonna keep it back. I'm gonna keep it back.
What is this what is this what is this edit bro yo chat by the way I don't know if it's
a joke does X or sorry not X this train like actually blast coke but like what some people
keep saying in my chat like the you're playing with the coke butcher like what does that mean
What is the coke butcher me like are these videos edited by the way? Why is this eyes like is this
Shadow of the primal of God bless him have you seen the clip of his have you
seen the clip of his reaction time know why check it someone like me the clip of
his reaction time
what is he doing you don't get it get on deadlock yeah I'm not gonna get on
that luck bro not yet brah I don't know bro yeah King George this the only way
this guy ever gets likes is like with my name on it she's just kind of confusing
like look at this ranked dot at like 14 likes on it like I don't like to shit talk
Bro like the only way this guy like this guy literally this guy drops a tweet
Say impression to form and then says he's live and gets 14 likes like I don't get
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's okay. It's okay
Yeah, you're a little bit high on everything. You have to be high on everything to get a thousand
You need to be high on like a thousand different jokes to get a thousand MS
It's literally not even, it's not even possible to get a thousand
Yeah, like you're, where is he, where is he walking off to?
SHOCKBALL BLOCKBALL!
B.I.T.S.
D.I.C.E.
B.I.T.S.
No, he's lost his mind.
B.I.T.S.
I'll just go for a little bit.
And then only pitch will pick me up.
And then start to do some DJing.
Would you try it, bro?
This shit would...
This is honestly very slow for me to be honest.
This is pretty slow for me.
Yeah, I'm 1v9, it's pretty slow, I'm not gonna lie.
Usually in my prime chat, I'll get like 140.
Usually in my prime, I'll get like 140 chat, but I'm on bad sleep and also I'm
I'm sleeping like zero hours a day.
And also bro, chat, I have my over ring, bro.
My over ring scores is a 66 for sleep today, bro.
66 for a sleep today.
66 sleep score today.
66, it's not good, bro.
I only slept for six hours today.
Chat, how many hours do you guys sleep a day, by the way?
How many hours do you guys sleep a day, would you say?
Bro, lately I've been getting like six.
I'm not gonna lie.
Lately I've been getting like six. I won't lie.
Yeah, lately I've been getting like six, man.
I don't know if it's because I'm getting like... I don't know if it's because I'm getting like caffeine,
but I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is.
I
Also like
Can you tell me like what do y'all do when like you're horny?
I don't know bro
Was was it was it feet was it feet?
Ham it was ham candle burn this guy's also a retard for saying ham look at that look at the look on on
Look at the look on XQC's face after he hears Ham.
Shot please look at the look at XQC's face when he hears Ham.
It was Ham Candleburner.
It was Ham Candlefire.
Trunks
Ham bro
What are you guys sending me bro Jason
Jason Taw Nguyen.
Weldon Nickerson II.
Okay, a list of high profile people who were included in the Epstein file release.
Why are you getting Ahmed Halal?
No, I was not.
No, bro.
No, I was not in the Epstein files, you dumbass.
No, I was not, bro.
I was not, bro.
I was not.
Never was, never will, bro.
The house is packed when we're actually so up there famous
Finish you do not have twenty four point five thousand viewers. You're not gonna fucking streamer bro. You're my moderator, bro. Yo
Quit yo, you're my mod bro. All right. All right
Bro got the mood and nose
You think I got the mood and nose job. I don't think much is that big
I think my shit's not big. Mooda's nose is different, but that shit's like a fucking double barrel shotgun type of nose like
That's a big ass nose. I ain't got that nose. Bro, live before real right now. Y'all compare these nose to mine. What?
Hell no. Hell no.
Fuck you
Hell no, what? Fuck you
What is this fucking
You said mingle was ass he owns you
He owns you, he owns you
Oh my, you're the returnist
So it doesn't even matter
It doesn't even matter
What doesn't matter?
You said you were gonna clear mingle
You got cleared by mingle
You got cleared by a controller
You're tier 2
Your cars are dog shit
cost as much as my insurance fuck you you stupid brother fucker
sinforge wills i'm gonna break the force i'm gonna do force you i'm a fiber
your car i'm a fiber in your car cost as much as my wheels you dick
car holy fucking shit
well i remember when i had a b
lego bro lego chat the thing is with these streamers man listen bro
Check the thing is with these streamers, chat man, they just get rich and they just instantly
stop becoming humble, bro.
And you know, chat, no matter how much money I make chat, no matter how much money I make,
you know, let's see how much money I made yesterday.
I made $4.13.
See chat, this is the type of man I am, and this is the type of man I'll always
be.
And I hope you all understand, bro, if I make XQC money one day or train Wrex
spend any one day hopefully you know chat I will never switch up on you guys
ever ever chat I will never switch up on you the fuck is this
uh what the fuck is this
I
Just the fuck
Your name
Okay
The NB.
Chet, is it weird that when I watch CSGO it makes me want to play CSGO but when I play
CSGO I don't want to play CSGO anymore?
That's what we should do like every round, just kind of go spread out, control the map
and then NB.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you want to sell me guns?
Like Chet, what game is that for you guys?
What game is that for you guys?
What's a game to you guys that like when you watch it it makes you want to play
but then when you play it you don't want to play it anymore?
like what what uh you know what what what is that for you guys rainbow six siege rocket
league every game r6 r6 port hub watch it for free x day let's see what we have um yes
I think if you don't win this tournament for a minute, let me see this video, holy shit.
Wow Chad, look at that room view.
Tell me he's got a kill, tell me he's got a kill, just chill. Don't waste guns.
I sent you a file down.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
What are we thinking here?
I'm thinking maybe, maybe like a little apartment?
Yeah.
But guys, now I said it, I said it too loud.
Go right on it.
Can you with your blocks to the left of them?
Yeah.
I don't know, like, just outlaw just, outlaw is just, I don't know, outlaw is a, outlaw
is a, a specimen indeed, outlaw is a specimen indeed, Chats, outlaw is, is, is, is, is,
is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that
the fuck
all right
now
that i have all of your guys attention
says shameless if i do a short stream today because it's thirteen hours
yesterday
does that make me a part timer
does that make me a comfortable streamer
Does that make me a retired streamer? Does that make me a retired slot streamer?
If I do a short stream today because I did a 13 hour stream yesterday.
Fuck you, you content slave. You need to feed us 10 long hour streams every day.
You fucking pussy.
SQC used to stream 30 hours in its prime?
Chad, do you guys even think it's possible to stream for 13 hours in a fucking like single?
Like, no, how does that make any sense?
XQC does not stream 30... well, actually, I am proud to say that I streamed longer than XQC yesterday.
I don't think those words would ever come out of my mouth, but I streamed longer than XQC yesterday.
Isn't that crazy? Isn't that fucking crazy?
You literally did Muratons? Yeah, but Muratons don't count because I go to sleep on them, right?
Well, actually, true, I've done 30 days in a row once.
30 days in a row once just to get called a win trader
2v2 soccer tournaments, you know what chat
Let's do 2v2 tournaments
Wait, so we message excuse. Oh, no, he's probably doing this react segment
you
Oh my god
What the fuck bro, are you fucking serious wrong gold dumbass no shit
Bro I swear to God chooses like so hard
I gotta walkin' I gotta walkin' stop stop stop stop I gotta walkin' I gotta walkin'
Mudo I woke up in a good mood, opened your stream and saw your nose and now I am pissed.
fuck you
jet do i like literally just have to like fucking like
ball chase
is that how you play this game bro?
Oh my god, like that's how it goes?
Oh my god, bro!
He just left the game!
Check this, you wanna play the 2v2 tournament or no?
See is Greek live?
I'm calling Greek bro.
Greek! Greek!
What?
Bro, Greek does a 2v2 tournament on Rocket League in 7 minutes, you wanna play?
With who?
Me and you, 2v2 tournament.
Where?
Rocket League, 2v2 tournament.
Is it normal tournament?
Yeah yeah yeah, it's a tournament.
All right lock in twin. Okay seven minutes. Oh seven minutes hurry hurry hurry. Okay. You're on the aisle
Yeah
How do we be man, oh
I'm good, bro. I'm good
How are you? Yes? Are you good at rocketing? Bro? What are you talking about? I'm gonna be SSL. Can you hold your way SSL?
Can I hold so we already get talking about my weight now?
Well, no no like literally though like you hold your nose in SSL
That's a bad start right?
I even brought you see it last night
Good me good really you have any sleeping problems, or do you really just sleep right away? I?
Just sleep I just sleep it depends like how mad I never wake up the ever wake up in the middle of like hungry or some shit
Nah, well it depends like if I've rage baited ex you see enough then I can sleep like a baby
But if I if he's if he's not rage bait at all that I can't sleep wow really interesting
yeah what's your name
official mooda
okay you add me. What it's official mooda. it's not hard name at all.
add me. GreekGodXX
alright the epic user you're trying to invite is currently not accepting
invited. look, it's your Drake.
if you're Drake, the epic user you are trying to invite is currently not accepting friend requests.
but my shit is just official muta you know it's not official
now how do you spell that
ff i
c
c yet
i a l
and then just muta no space no space
epic user is trying to advise not currently accepting friends
so what luck
how do i add this guy hurry please
what's your steam do you have the game on steam or do you have the game on uh...
me add you on steam that's that's that do you have the game on steam yes you
know yes I do I'm gonna hurry hurry bro and two minutes two minutes left two
minutes left okay let me get my friend I said you're very such a very such a
very such a true it okay I got you add friend and ID hurry hurry hurry hurry
hurry by boom added you I don't say walla walla what's your friend of
All right, what should be what should be our name the big boy?
Yeah, sure. Why not?
What were you playing don't tell me you're playing the aisle bro. I was playing the aisle where the service kept going down every two seconds and
Wait, wow your cars dripped out you want to be one, but I don't know. I think you're gonna beat me, bro
I mean if you want one while we load I
Haven't played in a minute, sir
What's how'd you go live today? Like six seven eight five six or seven?
Yes, I see
fish
No, oh
Really, so you're just gonna just be at me you could have just got it in there
Okay, so we lost a certain okay
Well, I wanted to see what you're capable of, okay.
Muda, how do you cope with a breakup?
I don't know, I guess you just sit in bed all day, you're depressed.
I don't know what else to do.
Can you ever be broken up with or do you do a breaking up usually?
I don't know, I don't really have go-friends.
Wait, what the fuck, Muda?
Muda, what the fuck?
the fuck are you sure wait what rank you on the top right in the game no seriously
what rank you I'm SSL bro are you actually SSL yes look
of that okay well I'm not as good as you Jesus let's find out this game
I
Know I'm not happy I miss that
But who can we even queue yeah, we can
Cheating I'm not why do you think I'm cheating? How are you good at every game?
Bro, it's like anything that requires like a brain. Well because I
Don't know Bryce. It's a lot of my time like playing video games though
I'm a fucking loser, bro.
I did not know you'll play like that.
You can flip reset?
Yeah, you want to do one or the other here.
Go ahead.
Can you flip reset or not?
Yeah, I can.
I'll do one.
You're so much better than me.
So this Valorant and what else are you good at?
Cs
Cs rainbow six each brother. I'm so good at sees he thought I was cheating
Actually, yeah, it's fucked. It's fucked bro. Chat was actually in siege be honest. Why are you asking chat?
See no no no no no no no
There's a single no everybody said yes, I know I don't know why they said that
How many hours do you have in this game?
I think 800.
800?
Yeah.
Do you do the what you call it maps?
Yeah.
Well not anymore but like back in the day yeah.
Are you actually SSR there?
Yeah well here about no I'm just showing.
are you? I'm champion. Champion? Okay. You're not even grand champion? No, I'm not grand champion.
I peaked grand champion back in my days. Back in my prime days, yeah.
But this is a good warm up for our tournament, bro. Have you ever won a tournament before?
Never. Bro, so this is gonna literally be our first tournament ever.
Oh man, what is that shit?
the
wall
you thought
Oh
We're in but you lost the fuck no we're in we're in
Wait, yeah, why is my account temporary suspended what the fuck?
What are we against
We're uh, oh, haha, wait, what is that car? What the fuck?
It's Bob the Builder yo, what is that car? Oh
My god, you know Greek bra. I tried staying up last night, but I think at 13 hours Shreem
and
Dude, no, I went good, but like bro like dude she me in the middle of the night like literally takes your soul
No, yeah, it does
How do you guys-
The night shifts are horrible.
I locked him, got him in this game bro.
He actually didn't win this game.
Quick med, med, med, med, med.
No, oh
No, how I'm lagging. No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine on my screen. I hit that by the way
On my screen. I hit that. Oh my god. I mean, you know in this game
I hit that on my screen. I hit that on my screen. I hit that
in your
fucking net
That's what it means
Oh my god!
Oh, each is blowing me up.
Gerrardin, Gerrardin.
It's in on.
Gerrardin.
No?
Civil Law Team.
Ashley?
Lock in.
Ashley?
What was that?
This guy is such a bitch.
I see you.
No, that's another goal.
Oh my god bro.
Look at three minutes.
No bro, it's like ahhh.
Three minutes, three minutes, look in.
Nice.
How does he just get that boost first?
I got no boost.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It's just on goal, it's just on goal.
Mmm, yeah, pretty much it's just bad angle.
Bad angle.
Oh my god.
oh my god I just might have passed it to them Loki what the fuck I got this
That's to you. That's a perfect pass. Good pass. Greek. Great. We're going to win this.
We're going to win this. This is winnable. This is winnable. This is winnable. This is
genuinely winnable. You understand me? Yeah, this is genuinely winnable, bro. Let's go.
It's locked in, actually locked in, locked in.
Okay, nice.
Get to court control.
Nice.
Not good.
Not good at all.
I have zero bruise.
Is that an internet?
No, it's not, it's way off.
I'm gonna stop and get bruised.
This fucking pussy.
Nice.
Oh no he hit that pretty nicely. I gotta get boosted. No one's with my boost bro you fucking terrorist.
Says you. What the fuck? Bro, you're still calling me that?
You gotta get that in bro, you gotta save that, bro you gotta save Moody, you're terrible
at saving by the way.
Oh my god.
You gotta save those.
these guys are just better
the sniping they are sniping
fucking sniper fucking pussy oh my god i've been sick
actual fucking loser
please
you win
fucking loser
double tap
actual fucking loser
get us out of here
we're both
Look!
Relief?
Hello?
there's no way sorry I just typed a lot to them I feel like I'm banned from the game
honestly I might get banned on Twitch after what I said too I'm not going to lie all right
I'm going to get off this fucking shit yeah fucking game is so fucking trash that was
second chance that was second chance Greek that was second chance that was second
Chats for that fucking terrible fucking virgin pussy loser. I hope a fucking semi truck breaks his entire fucking PC that fucking pussy
I'm out with nothing his entire life. He'll have not to nothing this fucking tired life
He will die alone because no fucking love that guy. Are you playing games right now? Yeah. Are you gonna play?
All right. Yeah, of course
Are you guys gonna be like, how long are you guys gonna be on the board?
Cuz I don't know why as you see it literally like gets on that fucking midnight bro like midnight midnight midnight
I don't know
What have you got planned now?
Oh, I don't know. I'm gonna go play some Valorant, maybe some CS, maybe some Rable Six Siege.
I don't even fucking know, bro. I'm just gonna, I don't know, maybe have sex tonight. I don't know.
But who?
I don't know. Maybe a fucking escort? I don't know.
Bro, don't get, don't stop that.
Obviously I would never.
Oh yeah. I mean, if you, if you are absolutely atrocious to get in play, then maybe that's the only option.
No, no, stop. Stop, bro. Stop, stop, stop.
Well, I see you on there today.
All right, Rob.
Have fun with your dinosaur game, bro.
Yeah, thank you for inviting me.
That was fun.
I don't even know it didn't last very long.
Yeah, I didn't know it'd last at all.
But at least it was fun, bro.
At least it was fun.
Yeah.
And I'll let you go.
And take care, bro.
I love you too, man.
I'll see you later, all right?
Yeah, I will.
Take care, brother.
Bye.
Take care, Rob.
chat losing and losing in rocket league makes me want to literally like punch a wall bro
let me ask spoi if i can 1v1 him after i want to 1v1 spoi after bro i've been trying
to 1v1 spoi for so long i've been trying to 1v1 spoi for so long i just know
I'm just not ready to ask him because I know I'm gonna get fucking shit on bro. I know I'm gonna get shit on bro
Like there's just no way I don't know
He's just too good, bro
He's just too good
get on a Valorant fuck bro I played Valorant last night bro I'm not I'm not really in
the mood for for Valorant right now chat I'm gonna be honest bro what the fuck is going
on with your chat what is this bro ask play jerk me oh my god it's fucking doing bro
How did you get 62 kills?
Maybe because I'm the best player in the entire fucking world
when it comes to Valorant.
1v1 Jinxie and Cookim, bro.
But I can't believe.
I lost that last 1v1 with him, bro.
I actually cannot believe.
I actually can't believe, bro.
I cannot believe that shit, bro.
I cannot believe that shit.
I cannot believe that bro. I cannot believe that I can't believe I lost that bro. I can't be the lost that I
Can't be the lost that bro
Play league I am I'm hoping I'm literally hopping on the league of legends right now
I need to play this game one more time, bro. I need to play this game one more time
What is this
Did Bro actually have fun?
Not that I had fun, I haven't played this game enough to know what's going on Bro.
Top lane, middle.
Chat, what's better, middle lane or top lane when you play this game?
If I wanna play, if I wanna play Yone Chat, if I wanna play Yone.
Mid, come out.
Yeah, bro, the only reason why I lost at 1v1, bro, call it, cope, chat, okay, listen bro,
call this, cope, I swear, call it, cope, but bro, I didn't play that game.
He's like, game, do you big nose bitch?
Chat, call it, cope, but bro, bro, call it, cope, but bro, the only reason why
lost to jixie was because i didn't play that game for an entire week and then he fucked
and then he fucked me my bad oh no who is elah
well i want to get
I think I'm gonna get...
Okay, my god, I think you might got some games.
What is Jason wearing?
Okay, and go.
So this is what happens when you get to the bottom of it, and then you go back.
What is he wearing?
Chat, who do I ban if I'm playing Yone?
Chat, what is a good mid-ban if I'm playing Yone, hurry, hurry!
I don't know, I'm not gonna ban anyone, I don't know.
Everyone just had a thousand different things bro, VEX.
Everyone just had a thousand different things bro.
There was a thousand different bands bro, I don't know which one to fucking pick.
I don't like how it tells you what character.
I don't like how it tells you your your characters are
But I don't like how in this game it tells you who is what you don't say like it tells you who is on the other
dodged
Okay, sorry
That was a bad sentence
Chat listen, bro. I did not get that good sleep. Oh, I did not get that good sleep last night
All right, chill chat and I get good sleep last night, but listen um
I don't like how it tells you who you're versing on the other team.
I don't like that because can't they just counter pick you?
Can't they just counter pick you chat?
Can't they just counter pick you?
Muto what assassin green came will you play chat?
I'm gonna play Black Flag when it comes out bro.
Creed Black Flag Resinked.
We flying all colors over here.
The praise the lord.
Well how do you bro chat, the thing is bro how do you like act with this entire bungee suit on you bro?
I wonder how do people do that bro? How do people do that?
Like, actually, how do people do that?
Ban Mel or Leblanc?
Chat Leblanc or Mel?
Where do we ban Mel or Leblanc?
It doesn't matter, I guess.
I'm about to chat, I'm gonna go grab some snacks or something.
No, I have no snacks, bro.
Well, I have no snaps.
Spoil settings down to 1v1, actually.
How many hours do you have?
Apparently the website sent out like 80 or some shit like 80 90
You just gotta set it up
Yo, CX, thank you for coming.
Better win TES.
He put 10k.
Yeah, I'm not the 1v1 aftermooder.
Is Jinx gonna host it?
Your objective is to maximize elimination.
Enemies are in the lead.
One V wanting split
One V wanting split bro, I'm about a one V one fucking split. Oh my god
You choose so disgustingly holy camel chewing
Wait, did I not pick my ruins?
Wait, so am I fucked?
Am I just fucked?
chat who wins in a fight like who's better corky or yon
really early game corky fuck
Perkles, I'm gonna jump straight into, uh, Black Flag.
Wait, fuck, I should have bought Doran's Shield, are you serious?
No fate nor destiny only tomorrow. Oh my god, so I already fucked
oh my god what about last thing did I not understand last night bro I did not
understand anything that this guy taught me yesterday
What is this guy's fucking character, bro?
Holy shit
So my CS is so bad, bro, how do I get better CS?
Is that just with practice
Bro, yeah, this game involves a lot of like strategies.
chat I'm not gonna lie bro. I feel like my CS is like the only thing I need to like
get better on right now because like I'm like missing the easiest CS kills. How is
he already back with full HP holy shit. So now he probably has an item which
makes him stronger than me so I gotta like be careful.
Was that a good chat or no?
Recall?
Should that actually be cool?
Why is everyone saying this Korki is horrible? Is he actually that bad?
I'm gonna recall now
I don't know, I'm not going to reman, I'm not going to recall.
Was that good?
Chow, was that good as you know?
Horrible, you're ass.
You're gonna kill them?
That was good right? That was good? Chat that was good? Was that good? Was that good?
I mean Chat, for my like, bro I don't have a lot of...
Chat, who's the harder character to master, Yone, or uh...
Chat, what's the harder character to master, Yone or Yasuo?
Really?
I don't know if that was a good use of my ult bro, but...
Well chat, it's like my fucking second day on League, bro.
Stop saying lying, I get it, yes I have 100 hours in this game, but I haven't put this
game in like literally months, if not years. I don't know how long it's been.
Jett, how much does like a pro League of Legends player get if he's like faker? Like Jett,
do you guys think faker is like rich? I love you, bro. God bless you.
Faker owns buildings? Oh my god. What do you mean he owns a tower? What do you mean he
He owns a tower.
Faker has a tower in Korea?
fuck, that was not worth it at all
That's why it's a P now.
I'm going QQ to get my thing, EQRW, like shit like that is cool.
That's what I'm doing right now.
Don't go Bork, you're against 4 Squishies.
Well bro, I already bought the items, is that bad?
Always go Bork on Yone, okay.
Press D to upgrade the item.
Fucking asshole, you're about to waste my ignite.
Actual fucking scammer, bro.
Err, sorry, flash.
How do I kill this guy, he's not really giving me much space to work with bro.
He's not really giving me like...
I can't really work with...
Oh my god, I'm dead.
Oh my god, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh my god, I need to...
POOL THERE WAS LIKE ONE DOWN THERE, WHERE THE LAST COME FROM!
POOL THERE WAS ONE, THERE WAS ONE DOWN THERE, HOW DID THREE GET THERE?
WALLAHI when I saw that, but WALLAHI I only saw one.
I only saw one. Where'd the other nine come from?
Am I right, bro? Am I stupid? I thought there was only one.
Fucker.
I don't have my ult, but I think we'll be okay.
I'm not sure what to do with this one.
Let's go!
Is that good?
That was good. That was good. That was good. Why are you saying sus to that? It wasn't even sus
Bro yo
The fuck
Wait chat, was I supposed to go Immortal Shieldbow or Blade of the Ruin King?
What would have been better?
Well, this game is actually so fun.
But when it's not fun, it's really not fun.
Is that true?
Maybe because I have like that, uh, it's like my honeymoon phase.
Chat, when the honeymoon phase leaves, is the game like ass?
Josh, should I be paying attention to the map sometimes?
Oh my god, I'm gonna get like 10 kills here.
got no one bro oh my god I'm actually ass and I hit by the check
I
Unlock your screen shot, I can't bro. I can't it's that's literally like I don't know. I literally just can't do that, bro
Check, Infinity Edge or Immortal Shield Bow? Infinity Edge or Immortal Shield Bow?
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
HURRY!
Shield Bow?
Always Shield Bow.
bro you have to unlock screen it's nerfing you is it really that hard or sorry that
Is it really that bad to have it?
That is die.
Oh my god, are you serious?
you had to wait I had all
all my god we just lose the game off that chat
you'll do we just lose the game off that
Why is that going to be surrender?
Oh my god
I'm actually ass, bro. Oh my god, I'm actually ass
You know what I made a decision bro when you're losing in this game you want to kill yourself though
When you're winning it's like okay the game's fun when you start getting your ass kicked boy
You want to like ult to four never play this game again?
Wait, so I don't get why Yasuo is better than Yohan.
Cause Yasuo has more flexibility.
He has better potentials.
oh my god I don't know any of these abilities I don't know any of these
abilities but what the fuck oh my god bro FF please give me out of this game
bro thank you bro give me out of this fucking game bro
me out give me out give me out the floor that's fucking shitty-ass game
what are you gonna play first file today yeah I am actually I don't know chat
because bro I'm not gonna lie my eyes are like bleeding right now because I'm
like terrible sleep these last couple of days which I don't know why bro and
I'm so stupid for drinking coffee at fucking 8 p.m. so I already know my
I'm supposed to be playing um I'm supposed to be uh I'm supposed to uh
Bro.
Frantic, did you even say a word in chat?
Frantic, what the fuck?
frantic what the fuck
frantic bro VIP him I already did VIP him bro 9k my job's done I can leave
DJ Sam bro at the end of no
Turkish subs speed lap. No, bro. Frantic has gifted before bro. I'm like 99% sure that's not bro frantic bro
Frantic that is the most amount of gifted subs I have ever got in my entire life in
One button bro
Shit bro, are you serious?
Frantic 500 gifted fucking subs?
Start crying for the edits.
Bro, Frantic, thank you, bro.
I love you so much, bro.
God bless you.
I don't even know, bro.
Like bro, I have never gotten 500 gifted subs in one button ever in my life bro, frantic.
God bless you bro and thank you bro.
Bro, I don't even- frantic.
about your past for an inspirational end bro stop bro stop yo frantic bro oh my
god bro oh my god frantic frantic god bless you god bless your family and
thank you bro genuinely from the bottom of heart thank you bro oh my god Frank
Shut the fuck up Frank fuck your shitty ass VIP frantic has your VIP now, bro
Muda changed bro Muda changed. I don't give a fuck bro Muda changed bro Muda changed, bro
Frantic, I love you bro. God bless you, bro
See your a sellouts
Still rage baiting in 2026, bro. Yo, uh
Frantic bro. Well, I don't even know how to like say thank you enough both frantic genuinely, bro
You did not have to do that bro 500 subs was a lot, bro
God bless you, bro. I love you, bro, and and thank you, bro.
Genuinely. Thank you, bro. From the bottom of my heart, bro.
Thank you. Play more League of Legends.
I don't know how long because I'm supposed to be one of you.
Want to exploit after chat? I need to watch and see what makes
them so good. Yo, Frank, I love you, bro.
Thank you, bro. Like seriously, bro.
Bro, bro, bro. Say bro more.
I know I'm sorry bro fancy. Thank you though, bro. Oh my keep saying bro. Fuck
This guy said a hundred more to never touch that shit game ever again walla jazz league really that born to watch
much. Let's go baby. Let's go baby. Yeah. Come on. I baited him in to walk to the door
bro. I baited him in to walk to the door. Let's go. Oh my god. Bro, why does he keep
playing mossy bro? Why does, why does, why is, why is SPOIT so good? Yeah, I, I feel
just like if that other feeling of like helplessness um okay I banned everything I
can't ban Wharton gridlock grenades can be a good shout is some type of needs to
be good any type of needs
But why is he so good?
Chat, well I know every time I ask you guys this question you guys always say stompin but
well for the bottom of my heart for some reason I think spoit is better than stompin.
And I don't know if that's glaze but I don't know.
Shawshank and I might also chat tomorrow I'm returning back to morning time streams
by the way.
Drop the skincare routine and the hair routine.
Chat am I sexy?
Now, I'm gonna be honest, bro, my skincare routine is pretty simple, bro.
La Roche Pussy Hydrating Foaming Cleanser, sensitive skin, and then La Roche Pussy Hydrating
Moisturizer.
And then for my hair routine, I use no shampoo, no conditioner for six days, and only
use shampoo once a week, and it's from base.
that's it oh my go junko junko junko I got you right where I want you bruh lock
in come on oh my god mom I knew you I heard him on the main stairs I figured
is going to be a c4 below if I can use it. And I was right. And I was right. And I was
right. Bro. Oh my god. What do I play now? What do I play now? What do I play now?
Bro, he's going to sit water-less out in the field. I think it's the only way to
get him out of there at least. I want to see. There's no way he was expecting me to
I'm not playing like myself also that's before we're so stupid
oh my god I think she's shit this game
could have at least got like a couple hands
I
Made a sticky oh
Well, I know what bro, but I want to be one
Spoil I didn't just rush him like I didn't run at him, bro
I've never wanted you one spoilt and I haven't been playing recently either so it's honestly kind of scary, bro
What are you ever gonna do a VR chat stream again?
Yeah, probably bro, but you see how he plays like up in his face, like he's confident bro.
This point plays very confident.
He's so confident look at him
Look how confident yet
No, no, oh my god, he's playing with him
Bo he's actually playing with him
Bo Bo I know how many hours the sport have
Yeah, every time Jinxie whips out a drink like this, does that mean he's drinking like
beer?
What is this?
What is he drinking?
I've seen him so many times like whip this drink out.
Is this like a hydrating drink?
Is this an energy drink? What is this?
Celsius.
Is he really that good?
for one day in the chat. I hate to break a few, not a single person in the chat is beating
20 of them up in one. Have you seen him without other things too? Wait, what? I have to be
the unluckiest dude in the ball time. I'm reading chat and I get snatched and I wasn't
I wasn't even gonna do that, I was gonna put a C4 on the wall.
Mom, just put chat, like Emoto me or something, I can't even read this.
Damn.
Bro, I wasn't even gonna reinforce that, I was gonna put a C4 on the wall.
Bro, being Jinxie as Jinxie, bro, I wonder how, like, you gotta have, like, good mental
not to get rage baited by your chat, bro.
Get 5 rounds on SPOIT WALLA, 500 gifted if I'm still in the stream.
Okay, I'm locked in.
I'm not ever waiting.
Maybe I could do better on map 2. I just need to get some luck going.
I need to get luck.
He's on the can, he's a robber.
Spoigt never lost a 1v1? Wait, say wuh-la, actually?
Is that true?
What?
He's never lost a 1v1?
They just shot him with a B-Bag.
Why is he so confident though?
I need to learn from him. I need to learn from his play. I need to watch his play.
So what is he playing when he's playing mausie?
And look at him. He's just running around. Like, where's this guy?
He's just so confident.
Are 1v1s just confidence?
Is that all they are, bro?
Just confidence?
Patience, too.
Like, but when I went up against that 1v1, the jigsie, bro, he slammed me.
And why did he slam me?
But he had so much confidence.
So much confidence.
I feel like when you play this game, you literally give respect to nobody and act like you're the best player.
I feel like I'm not gonna learn shit from Jixi right now. I'm not gonna lie.
Spoits and like, look at this guy, he's just locked in.
What? He just barricaded himself and up. What is he doing?
She was called Tiktok chat.
Say one lot.
Tiktok here.
Oh, it's my last Tiktok.
Can y'all see this shit, guys?
It's my last Tiktok from yesterday.
What else do we have here?
It's located by our floor.
Uh-huh.
Wait.
Oh, it's back.
It's back.
Oh, it's back.
Whoa, okay, no, here's a wall.
Like walla?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Where was Jixx that entire time?
Wait.
How did he know?
Oh
He's found the wall bro, no
No, no, no, fuck wait boss
Oh my god, buddy, what if everyone's on rainbow or actually so like entertaining
Warm up, I can't warm up. I'm fucking
I'm actually looking for now uh player
G2g accounts
Let's see here.
Rainbow six siege.
I can't.
What's that one attachment skin that's like purple?
That's like glossy purple.
What's that one skin called?
I know, I'm gonna wait for that appeal decision on you.
Rainbow is actually such a good game.
Whoopie with the Prime, I love you.
Are you fucking kidding me?
He has no more drones.
Chat, no drones in a 1v1?
I know he's on my left side.
his aim is just absolutely ridiculous oh my god it's not even peeking him it's
better to it gets us not bro it's better to peek him than it's all the angle
yeah run the shit up it's better to it's better to peek him than the whole
angle the whole angle understand bro please like please please rage me and
bro you shit on me last time I have no phone calls
watch me prevent that guy thanks all right um wait wait pause I need to say what
is the cringy esophagus lag vigil how are you feeling I think if I get really
lucky I could get close to winning I don't think I can win I'd have to like
literally wall bangin three times shut the thing is has really has he really
never lost a 1v1 that would be too much
has he really never lost a 1v1 no not once
What are you should warn one of you one I can't warm up Chad I wish I could bro I
can't right now cuz my
They can't
I
Well they should let you at least the ones like the training range bro
Yeah
You need to play Cali at some point I was thinking about Cali last time
chat what's the hardest thing about siege by the way what's the hardest thing
about siege chat is it what's the hardest thing about siege chat is it
the recoil aiming or the game sense
He's going to walk up in the hallway right now, Chad, just like this.
Ooh, this camera's so pee.
Why is it so cold in my fucking room?
Mooda, can't you just do like you do on Val and get a random viewer that plays Siege to help you warm up in a custom?
I could, I could. I can do that actually, I can.
Wait, you could have- WHAT?!
Oh my god, this guy is f**king, this guy is hacks, bro.
This guy is hacks, this guy literally has hacks, this guy literally has hacks, this guy literally has hacks, bro.
That's actually how I'm lucky for him, bro, holy s**t, he's not going to be happy about that one, yeah, he's not going to be happy about that one.
Ironic.
I mean, what's react- what's in reaction to dying like that, bro?
I- I'm overthinking everything I've-
This time?
Oh, you know what?
We have been eliminated. Is Ivy supposed to wallbang him?
Now you're standing on metal, you're the perfect player.
Andy Couch.
Bro, he's-
that's that's dude that's hard bro
John you're ahhh holy f**k this is cold
we all saw the clip right when I played against the when I did the 1v1 game mode and had the
He said he has the moot of files oh god
No
through the wall. Wow. Oh my god. This is insane. Yeah. He has never seen anything like
this in his life. So when he does it, everyone goes, we were in the chat, when he flick head
shot one top so the Cali sniper it's okay but when I do that I am a hacker I don't give a fuck if he's a pro I don't care
I don't care if he's a pro I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care
I
Got lucky like that wall bang was a lucky shot like that she's disappeared
I'm talking about this is the one thing about Jinxie this guy has the best drones I've ever seen
Oh my god.
Yo yo yo yo yo.
He just knows where I am and forces the gun fight.
Where I've gotten wall banged twice.
Oh my god.
Boom.
But he's playing it so well cause like he's not even allowing me to use utility.
He's just forcing gun fights everywhere.
Boom.
How is this guy?
This is good.
I don't get it.
Oh good luck Axe.
X this game is so fucking ass bro good luck
Bro, I just want to land one brief fire Jesus Christ like I don't know he's so good
I lose all my confidence like I should be brief firing that I don't know why I'm trap firing oh
My god, bro, it's like I haven't played him in a year. It's the same
Yeah, is it played spoilt in a year
Hey mooder just wanted to say keep up the good work
Also, are you and junkie still doing the VR date? I have been bricked for three weeks straight
Thanks Pinocchio
We are we just don't know when bro. I don't know when
Bruh
I
Need to get pissed
Watch what
Bro, if we were to kill him, I would have broke something.
Hey, you guys think me and Jinxie can two of you one him or no?
Not at all? Oh my god.
Oh wait, he almost died.
Wait, why didn't he even try to defuse?
Wow
Rose not holding any punches like flash nomad nomad flash nomad
Perfect mclayer i mean we get again
Not even a player is winning
I was one HP
I don't know the first nomad go down on the silver
I don't know man i don't know
Every operator i think he's gonna go he goes the opposite
Oh i don't know about the bad chat
Let's ban ace fuck
Yeah, well Francis gifted 500 subs in one button, one button.
I'm gonna take a piss, I'm gonna be watching on my phone while in the bathroom, okay?
I might let him play.
Hey, Rudolph, suck my nuts.
Stab!
No, Jinky!
Come on, Jinky!
Oh, the fuck!
He's pissed.
He's screaming right now.
I don't want to reach out bro, I don't want to reach out, it's cheating, it's cheating, sorry.
Come on.
Nah, y'all are too funny chat, y'all are too funny bro.
I can see in the corner of my eye, I can see y'all spamming like, he's tweaking, he's tweaking.
Come on bro.
Come on.
Yes, let's keep it going, let's keep it going.
Word and ban is he gonna play like the ying the ying the ying is coming out the ying is coming out
The ying is coming out chat the ying is coming out
So Ella I'll do this on me I do this on me
I threw the ass on me this time chat
Come on come on come on
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Give me that drone.
I swear I saw a strong here.
I'm fine.
Wait, I just ran him on the cam.
Wait, I just heard him on the count.
Dope?
Is that dope?
I think that's dope to me.
Tell me, you know when you're bricked up bro and you try taking the piss but it hurts
to take a piss because you're so bricked?
like bold. So where's Jeepstreet now? Is this guy jerking off?
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Dude, what is, is Jinxie not shitting himself?
Is Jinxie not shitting himself right now?
I don't get it.
I don't know if I've ever seen him with anything in my life.
It's like a fever here.
You don't even get to see him. You see his elbow.
What's up? All right.
Boss G.
Yeah, he's found out.
Plugging the roller? I don't have any lo-
Do I have a roller next to me?
Oh my god.
Fuck dude.
Bro, I know I had a roller here somewhere, bro.
I don't have it. I don't have it, bro. I don't have it. I don't have it
Mooda, are you going live today? It's like a horror movie like Mooda, are you gonna go live today? You stupid, bro
What the fuck is this game? What is x-plane? What is this?
Mike, there's a lot here.
Oh, still gonna catch some vagabas?
Oh my God.
I didn't know that.
Hey, Mudo, are you going to Pakistan today?
Why would I be going to Pakistan today?
Are you stupid?
Why would I be going to Pakistan...
Yo, yo, staff, are you...
Why not?
down to 10 seconds
step one was a success, but I don't know where the drone came from
down to 5 seconds
bomb location is secure
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Damn, you still like locked in.
Bruh.
I seen his shadow chop, I seen his shadow when he swung.
Like what?
And instantly head chopped me.
Dude how many drinks does Jinxy have?
So how many drinks does Jinxie have?
I can tell you how much he's gonna try to play him.
I love to watch that.
I don't even...
I just die instantly.
How can Jinxie be upset to lose
He's on roller, bro.
10 hours.
I know how Jinxie feels, bro.
I don't know if it's ego.
Is it?
Listen, I'm gonna tell you guys I'm real fucked, bro.
When I lose to anything, anyone and anything,
whether it's as simple as the basketball,
soccer, a video game,
I want to literally kill myself in GTA.
Like, well, losing is the worst feeling in the world, bro.
It's the worst feeling in the fucking world.
And I don't know how to explain it,
But why I'm so in love with siege why like I feel like I'm on like like crack every time I do a 1v1
It's because boy. I don't know if it's my pride or ego. I just don't want to lose. I don't want to lose, bro
I don't want to lose
Yeah, it sucks you should cheat or something
Like I said now when you're so ugly brown like now get that emo out of my mouth
warm up please chat I don't have I just I want one be one someone but
Check, can you hear CAV in this mode when you're in that running mode, like when you're
in that mode and you're running
no
barely, yes but very silent
I need to eat food in this game, I need to eat food in this game, I need to eat food
in this game.
Nam 13 hour stream yesterday. I'm actually like I'm so tired. I didn't sleep good at all, bro
Who told you to speak like what
Alright, this is going to be very simple, I'm going to shoot both of these cams, I'm
going to shoot this cam as well, and then kill him.
I thought he was going to swing later, I didn't expect him to swing that fast, but yeah,
it worked i guess
oh my god
i mean i'm literally 21 by 9 now that's gonna look so bad on the video
that's what i mean by i need luck
i need luck bro
i need it
if i don't get lucky i just i'm not gonna beat it
i need that to happen and i need to walk through that
who did we go
echo
I actually caught him cleaning up the camp, but it doesn't matter if his support team's further.
I actually caught him bottom-bottom in the end.
I fight him so hard, bro.
Alright.
Well, I wonder how it goes.
Oh my god.
Like how am I gonna fucking versus that one?
Iceman don't out Muda?
Yeah.
Yeah, do we 2v1 him or 1v1 him?
Oh, I got it.
But what is he doing?
Bro, fuck, bro! If he didn't kill me on the jiggle, bro, like I would have held him captive and fucking spawned, bro.
Fuck, man.
Bro, imagine having that much confidence that you just run outside.
I would have killed him and spawned.
First time, chatter, Muta, why is your nose so big?
Nice shot bro. Nice shot. Nice shot. Nice shot. Nice shot.
I mean bro, he's just giving me charity round bro.
Do you think you're playing your best game bro? It's hard to tell bro. I mean not now. No.
Well like, when you just get one tapped out of spawn and then wallbang twice, it's like it's kind of hard to play your best game.
I know what Jix is gonna do here. Jix is gonna set up showers with a shield and play behind a shield
He did it one time against me. He did yes
He did this this this and then he went and put a shield in showers and then
Wait does that shield on this time?
Oh my god how are you even G fucking G Jinxie 2-0 baby 2-0 baby GG's man GG's man
I am bro but bro after seeing what he did bro should we just 2v1 him what the fuck did
He just do to you
Okay, yeah, I agree but listen, but listen
Wait the last time we to be one you want console. Oh
Okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah
You want me to track you in a minute?
Invite me! Invite me! Invite me!
Join the squad! Join the squad!
Are y'all gonna go call me?
Yes. Yes.
This'll be fine.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, but we gotta lock him.
We gotta win this. We gotta win this.
Yeah, I should get him in the smoke.
Alright, I called this.
I called this again. I called it. I called it. I called it.
Alright.
I need a hand.
Oh my god!
Join that.
Yo!
Yo, it's boy Jonah. Yeah, that's my buddy. Oh
My god
No, I watched his entire gameplay jixi. I know exactly what he does. He's just boy. He's just
He's just confident bro. He's just yo, yo, joo. We need to be confident
Bro, he's confident because his aim is perfect. Yes, but we need to be confident
Well, jixi you need to be as confident as you were when you were fucking fucking me yesterday or two days ago
I'm confident against you because no offense you're shit
Bro listen, so wait listen bro
I was supposed to one of you one of you but after
Investigation of the velocity of what you just did to jinx you the way you just fucked them in this ass
I want to change the one we wanted to be one. Is that okay? Yeah, that's fine. That's fine
It's fine. Okay now. Now. I want you to understand boy. You are going to lose this though. Are you?
Wait, it sounds like you're dodging the one, though.
What do you mean?
It sounds like you're dodging it.
You want to be one after?
Do you want to be one after?
No, we can one another day.
Show for show.
What?
Let's do a 2v1 battle first, boy.
I 7-3'd Muda twice.
No, no, no, no.
You just fucked me in the ass.
If you want to be one of you, 7-0 him.
No, but you come in a bad day.
You come in a bad day, bro.
You come in a bad day.
And you were very confident.
It threw me off.
You even have the Wi-Fi found on, bro.
Like, be honest, bro.
The Wi-Fi.exe was off, everything was off, he was just so overly confident for no fucking
reason.
He was like, he had a happy day that day, it's because of the charity match.
He won the charity match, he was happy, and he was confident in beating me, that's
what it was.
Jixi invited me.
Alright, one sec.
Yeah, I need that invite as well.
Oh my god, fuck.
Bro, you see me play yesterday?
Dude.
Yes, bro.
Yes, I saw that, bro.
And honestly, bro.
Listen, bro.
Why Jixi thinks Stompin is better than you?
I'm gonna be honest, I think Stompin is better than Stompin, bro, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't know why.
Just something-
No, Stompin is nasty.
I don't know.
I mean, you're not supposed to compare the goats, but like, I will, I'm gonna say,
bro, I think you're the best player in this fucking game right now.
I'm not gonna lie.
I appreciate that, man.
I don't know if that's just glazed, but you are gonna lose to me and Jixi though.
It's gonna be a tight game.
Yeah, I'll stop Junko.
This boy, who do you think would win a 1v1, you or Stompin?
What's Stompin on PC?
I don't know we got to set it up someday though for show
when we're both on the same continent
Yeah so we have to wait for y'all to be in the same region bro
Yeah that's the thing
Yo, are you gonna be in NA after the major or are you going right home to Sweden?
I'm going to Europe I believe for a little bit
See my family in shit
Dude, I think yeah I think stop is going to NA after the major
Oh
Which is, is stoppin' on right now?
He's, he's here right now
It says he's on siege, he's on siege on my stream.
Just invite whatever you guys got to lobby up.
Yeah.
What if we get a 2v2 like I have Sompin, Muda and you have Spoi.
That would be fun.
Yeah, but you guys would just lose.
You guys would just lose.
Sompin, do you want a 2v2 then?
I'll wager that, that ass.
That's a good 2v2.
I think Sompin and my team I'll wager.
But he's not a team.
I think 2v2.
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe we do one game EU one game and a and then map three decider off points like
all who has better points?
Well all of us are you are sorry all of us are going to have time like it'll be an hour
and a half.
Yeah, I got time.
I got time.
Oh, are you good?
I'll be fun.
I mean, let me check my schedule.
Let me check my schedule.
I mean, let me check my schedule.
Let me check my schedule.
Am I muted?
Wait, do you want to wager?
I've been muted.
Yeah, we can wager.
No, I was muted.
I was muted the entire time guys.
um
What's the schedule bro? What are you saying? You're a streamer. I'm free. Yeah, I'm thinking you know
You'll always know I'm free daddy at least okay
Listen listen listen listen the thing is though. I feel bad because if me it's boy 22 you guys I had confidence
Yeah, I'm oh shit on you jigsie. You got so fucking lucky and you were in my fucking head you fucking shit
I am going to drag my talk on your phone
Today
No, you're not you were so confident that day for no reason for no reason you were so confident and it got in my head
One thousand
All right, one thousand gifted me and spoilt beat you
Boit beat you and stop it. That's crazy
So we'll do map one and a map to you and then map three whoever has a bigger round differential get sides
Okay, so I'm gonna do only NA or only EU.
Bro, I never lose a 2v2 with Stompet, bro.
He just won V2s.
And I have a lot of cam with him.
Yeah, but you know what?
I don't give a fuck.
It's the best plan in this entire lobby.
So you're gonna put a thousand gifts in?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'll just try it.
You're a bitch, bro!
You set a thousand gifts in!
I don't like that. I don't like that. I just I try to get in your head with that. Let's do let's do 200
Let's do 200. Let's do 200
And that for 200
Yeah, I guess and boy you want to do a hundred
All right boy boy boy really do 200 boy. What are you crazy?
Do you think I fucking I shut up money?
Oh boy boy do 200 boy. Well, I just let you know I shit on your teammate like shit on him when I was on PC
I shit on him
Yo, I
we should we really do you know yeah but all three of us all on yeah but all
three of us are on and I mean true it just gonna put all of us on I mean
yeah but I'm still three two I beat you three times you beat me twice
I still have the lead you beat me on console. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck even frame
I don't I don't give a fuck. I
The store is three two. I beat you three times even frames. We are not close
I was tired that day
Okay, okay, how do I make a custom?
member of the squad is suspended why don't we get a custom I smooth out your band you
have to make the custom first and then invite me by the way I reached out to a
you you be soft employee and he said that I didn't on Ben me soon that ice
right now I'm just larking bro I'm larking I mean guys if you guys
We can do it too if you want roblox rainbow succeeds. Yeah, I'm good off that bar
Hold on is relaunchin
Yo, did you fuck with that? Yo, you fuck with that game
You're crazy
You know where I am every time your movements insane
I can't catch you off-guard because you know where I am all the time
You forced me gunfights and spawn and I can't win gunfights. It's hell bro. It's boy
I took a year off one be one of you. I'm gonna take two years off now, bro
I'm good off that I'm good off that bro, but I will to me to you was talking to my team
That because this is actually fun
But a bro you got a big bro. You got that last round you got it, bro. You got it
I
Lost but I want you to be honest how confident are you in winning this deadass how confident?
I
Mean it's like who shit cans and then this means thump like
Okay, let me make myself clear brah I
Seven three mood up twice on PC. No, not twice once once. Yeah, I must know twice
7 3 twice if I'm a shit can cool mooda is the particles that make up shit
Yeah, a lot of shit Jinxie, but like you are not you're not about play it bro. Thank you
You can serve your flower. I obviously looks bad when I'm 1v1 in you like I'm actually getting rage baited by this chapter
Yo Jack if y'all wanna be one point you would not win. Let's make that fucking clear
Wait, you're only doing 200 100. Yeah, but yes, you want a team buddy. Yes, you bro
It's boy if you're gonna get to 100 then I'm gonna get to 100 bro. I feel like you're not gonna be confident
I need you to be confident bro. I'm confident bro. I fuck this shit. I'm going to do it. I don't do a fuck
Listen if you want to win this I need you to be locked
No, by the way by the way by the way by the way jixi by the way
I want to let you know remember that one time you did a prop plunge tournament and you have 50 you
You still owe me 50 gifted, but you know what when I win this I want 250 subs
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no wallah. I don't want I got you yo
We're gonna go separate calls now. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay. One
Na map to EU map three is whoever has a better round differential. Okay
I
You're mood on listen bro
We gotta win this bro people think you're asked is you lost to him a few days ago bro on the PC
Bro, do we win this shit bro? You got the fucking crown back. I come on
It's fucking go bro. Yo, it's okay. Are you here? Okay? Listen, bro
Wait, do you understand how much do you understand which like dopamine hits my soul like boy? I get so much like
Well, I don't know what it is
Wait, I don't know what it is like in these two weeks. Who's my heart beat so
Well, yeah
We're running the shit bro. I'm locked in I'm locked in listen
Don't remember me to be to be too richy and jinksy. Yes
Remember when I literally was what they got no cam that's the thing they got no
cam wait stop it in GCS you have cam yeah they have cam deep they're like the
most iconic to be to do on the game I'm not even kidding
okay so should I have gifted only a hundred instead of 200 no no no 200 bro if
you if you feel confident bro it's up to you bro I'm confident I'm always
confident it's up to you bro you are the best player you are the best you
You are better than Stompin'.
I don't give a fuck what anyone says.
Gone to my head on my life.
I believe with 100% that you are better than fucking Stompin'.
I don't give a fuck what anyone says to me, bro,
because I've seen what you've done, bro.
All right, I've seen what you've done.
I like that.
Listen, that's fucking, what?
Fuck that, bro.
That's put on a fucking show like shit on these people, bro.
That's shit on these people.
Let's do the shit bro.
Listen first map, this is the map we gotta lock in okay, we gotta win this map.
This is uh...
Border?
No, this is Oregon.
We have the ping advantage, we gotta win our map, that's it.
We're gonna win bro, just be confident as you were when you were 1v1 in Jinxing bro,
just slam both of them bro.
Bro I was just trolling with Jinxing the 1v1 bro.
I know, I saw that, I saw that.
Alright who are we betting?
attack uh ace so they don't get main wall open um or bamos um let's ban let's ban gran
ban gran yeah you're right stop and loves grim yeah ban gran let's go i don't mind the ace
ban but we could do other bans you take the yo you take the lead daddy i bet let's do
Do your DMR shit bro.
Yes, you already know me, buddy.
Yeah, do your DMR shit.
Wait, you're not gonna do mute?
No, no, I'll do smoke, I'll do smoke.
Okay.
Did I get barbed by her on smoke?
Oh, you have barbed there as well, to be fair.
You know what?
Yeah, I'll do that, I'll do that.
Let's do this and stuff.
I like that.
Ah.
So I think for defense,
we might have to ban like the shotguns.
We might have to ban like a mute probably
and like maybe a born-in shotgun.
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
I like that
alright, cover any gates and reinforce the sidewalk, okay?
got you, baby
come on, we do it in a ship, bro
barbed wire, gone wide, okay?
yeah, yeah, and on the trophy, though
yeah, I got you
come on, bro, I still remember the shit you found me, bro
bet, that's what I like to hear
I think they...
You base the par-fire on white team, right?
Yeah, yep.
Reinforcing wall!
Watch out for something fast, it might just burn down.
Is there a drone on your feet? I shot it.
Nice. They saw me, eh?
We're just going to fake up in the wall first then.
I'm coming back!
He's coming down there?
Yep.
Did you say keep it here?
No, no, no. It's coming down my close.
you need to sit on a pixel on this door yeah I can can you hold the closet yeah I can
all the closet breach
one is trophy, close left of the door
Yeah, he's not trapped at all.
Loaded back!
One trophy, I'm walking trophy though.
He's peeked trophy. Keep peeking trophy.
He's still on the trophy though.
I'm not blind. He's not in though.
Jump off.
Reloaded!
I
Nice mood up. Oh my god get out of my fucking game
Confidence bro confidence. That's all it is my spirit. I thought all of this game is
That's all this game is but all it is. It's just confidence. Yes, bro
And I know you have that shit. I have that bro
I have that jigsie almost took it away from me out one time, bro
But it's nice gone from you better not fucking you want demos if you want me to run Davis
I'm good on Davos, but you're also the best on Davos. So no, no, no, I don't think I did them as I think you did
They must and his permas bought one of them. Okay. Say no more Cody. See you no more
Master Jack two to four is back bro. Let's go. Let's go. They ban them as they ban them all right
Do you have to play grim? Of course, I know I just do grim. I want me one stop in one time and he
Should have me with grim, but I like use my shaman gone and I like
the grub is too good bro, the failure
that's just good
it is it is it is it is
snoppin is going to run around a lot more
there's no big one right now
yeah here he is
he has my drone
my fucking dick is so small
save your drone save your drone no no no just broke it
broke it
that's warden? he's warden right?
oh man
Yeah, he is.
Oh, stop when it's on the border.
I thought it was gonna be down the way around.
Okay, for jinxing, you're sponking him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was jinxing.
Reloading.
Reloading! Cover me!
deploying drum
Damn 2 sg 12
Yeah, can you grim can you grim the hallway?
Yeah, I got you yeah grim grim grim
Come on ready
What's that play life play life
Oh my god bro, you're confident just get them out of our game!
Come on baby, come on.
Holy fuck!
Let's go baby.
So even if we win this we get EU regardless next game?
Uh, no no no, NA NA.
If we win this game we get an A.
Yeah yeah.
After this game, it's you after this game 100% and then whoever gets the most rounds
So they've been soulless I'm just gonna pick a really again and just start faring
Let's go baby. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. We're dying to Nades in the big 2026
But when I truly true and I'm on your team spoil
I literally my well my face gets red and I literally just
Can you make your bro pitch I can I can I can I can I can I'm just gonna do my barbed wire in my runes, okay?
Yeah, yeah, dude.
Hey, you want to make a rotate here, right?
Yeah, yeah, make a head-all, something like that.
And then, yeah, make this rotate, that's good.
What head-alls do you want?
What are you talking about, head-alls?
Top right, top right.
Oh, man, I should.
I think it was them that might push attic this time
I think targeted by them
That's probably stomping to be honest
Nice
That's what it's all been just play time
Just play safe they said yeah, yeah
He's gonna have to damage track us.
He's damage tracking me right now.
Wait.
He's an armory, armory, armory.
Yeah, it's on this door.
Can you activate the runigate?
Shoot it at the top, at the top of the door.
top of the door
watch them walk in, it's all the door when he walks in
Just wait a second. Just gonna track you sit that a pixel sit that a pixel
Let's go, baby. That's what I'll keep you. What is this guy doing?
Do you think they did not think I'm gonna push up off that?
Like what is he thought I was still the corner he thought I was gonna be a little pussy. I have confidence
That's all this game is well warden bad warden. Yes, but more than
We bound the board in and then after that I think we might bound the bitch
Why is my dad saying real voice real voice?
What does that even fucking mean?
Snake?
Ace, someone play Ace, someone play Ace, someone play Ace
Yeah, go Ace, go Ace, go Ace, go Ace, go Ace
Ace, go Ace, go Ace
We're good, m-
Bro, like fuck these fucking pussies, what the shit
What on my life on everything I love you're gonna win a fucking championship one day you
haven't already already won a championship.
You're playing against the rookie of the year and Stumpin's also a rookie of the year.
So soulless what the fuck is soulless what does he do?
you can see it whenever you are in camps and shit
ice man baby
can you shoot down the garage door for me? yeah
one second you're just getting close to scaring me bro
swapping makes
There's one here.
Alright, I'll try to just breach the wall.
Okay, see you later.
There's an aggro here.
There's a truck this way.
I might throw an aggro truck there.
Alright, just wait.
You killed the best guy this way.
Last one is close to Choffador.
Close to troffador, close troffador, going breach
Falling back, close breach, troffador, troffador
Let's go, moona baby, let's go
Fuck that in my game bro, the fuck out of my game, I don't give a fuck if you're fucked
I don't give a fuck bro, I don't care bro
I don't care bro, I don't care
Not a point, not a point, do you hear me split? I don't want them to get a fucking point on us
Fuck yes
Stop it and jinx it, I'm the best iconic duo
I don't give a fuck
Have they heard of Moodle and Spoyt?
Ace or Moodle then?
Deimos, Deimos, Deimos, Deimos, I like that, I like that.
Yeah, they banned Vigil, that makes sense.
I bet.
Do the same shit, do whatever in the shit again.
And then I'll go...
I'll go ward him.
Let's go, baby!
Let's go!
Come on, Moodle!
My god, bro!
I'm fucking doody shit, bro
Oh, bro, I'm literally three seconds away from taking my pants off and she's letting my dick flop all over my twitch stream, bro
I can literally
Confidence is back, bro. It's back. It's back. It's back. It's 9-11. It's only 9-11 PM right now
I really make a wish. You just confident, bro. You kill stuff like that like that's all we need
That's literally it, bro. You just didn't confidence. That's all it is in life, bro
Shit, it's all it is in life. You understand me? You need confidence. That's all it is, bro
You're ugly, you're not ugly bro, you're confident, that's it.
You ever mean post-made wall?
You got your daddy?
Fuck!
I'm an amour
Oh god!
Swapping backs!
They have an AMAR, he can fly into the window, snuff hatches, okay?
Get it?
Yeah, I'm good.
This way, this way.
That's a snake.
I killed the best player in this fight.
I do want to play this.
Yeah, it'd be a straight.
Oh, I hear him.
I hear him like this section.
He's going to throw a flash.
Yeah, that's fine.
No, he can't kill you.
Can you go big window?
Yeah, yeah.
He can't kill you if you go big window.
Yeah, go big window and sit on a pekzo.
He can't kill you.
Well, I had him with the DMR as well.
I don't have the DMR once, the blood came out of his shoulder.
Boy oh my god
Well, you almost sold up every kid because we get my bad brahman
He said a whole official you this guy
We're all the way to talk back big with the corner. I was no no no
I was not
The further way you can play on a pixel like that you should go there
You've been sold us if you want solace or vigil or we don't ban. Yes, man. I think we ban
Smoke Mimi nah, it's kind of mid on smoke. They're ban vigil. Honestly. Yeah, let's do it
still baby
Okay, they banned ace we can just run cans unlike any operator like the can opener some shit. We used to do that
They've been a so what do you want to do you want to run wine or dope me uh?
Let me think let me think maybe twitch. I don't know it's up to you
I mean I can play
Which operator do you like to play, runner?
Doki be the Lions good, they're all good, bro.
Yeah, you should Doki be that, I think Doki is fine.
You would rather have Doki be our Lion if he makes use of this.
Yeah, probably Doki be.
Okay.
Mazzy, Mazzy, Mazzy, Mazzy.
He has Mazzy on the front thing.
Yeah, I think the other one, I think it's here while the operator is...
He's roaming here. I think you guys see four downstairs
They're playing very aggro one on my ping and one main floor downstairs
He's speaking in garage garage garage picking garage. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm gonna let you handle them
One on site reinforcing I don't know what the other one is
Okay
You know who it was that was bumpy no, no, no
Okay, first C4 below, okay?
There's also a mazzy thing on the front here.
Oh shit, I'm still on the phone.
Can you phone call?
Yeah, I'm still on the phone.
Now use the phone.
Okay, phone calling.
Can you one moment?
Call me now.
Call.
Activating override.
Alright, I'm walking up.
Can you pressure them yourself?
Yeah, I'm trying.
I'm just...
There's a mazzy thing on the main door.
Throwing frag grenade.
C4 is the C4 overall
Give it a second, okay?
Yeah, take my time, no need to trip
I'm gonna open this wall as well
Just playing all things, peeking in the center
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Drone activated
this way
no way, no way
can you fall calling again?
yeah
calling
i'm not
i'm walking
My god, 6-0? 6-fucking-0. Are you fucking serious. 6-0? Am I gay? Do I suck dick? Like 6-0? 7-1? How many do you have? 9-1?
What in the baloney crocodile coccasaurus are you fucking doing right now? I'm doing a runny bro, holy shit.
Keep the shut up bro. We need the momentum bro. We need every round. 7-0. 7-0. 7-0.
We are on the reinforcements.
Yeah, do the same shit.
Stand up. Yeah
There's a guy like behind bro, like I think it's gonna be here. Yeah, I think yeah
Yeah, one out of yeah one master bedroom one out of
Is your camera at all no no no there's no count
Broke it and like
yeah he broke it and just left bro i'm not gonna lie
yeah he might just be doing it too
he's down
he could go there later though so be careful
yeah i know i'm holding
nothing right sir
they only have one more drone bro
I think you come back a bit we're wasting so much time
Go play deeper inside. I think
Yeah
No, John's I got one. Yeah, no, John's no John's
I don't what are you just break with a shot? What are you just break?
They just don't worry about it. I have a seifer below.
You just let them walk to the side because I have a seifer where they have to plop, okay?
Okay.
I think you think it's better here.
There's one at trophy.
I'm saving glass!
This way, this way. Yeah, play there.
I try and get charlie let's get a little bit more aggro here ever so slightly nothing
too crazy though
one this way this way that's what it's great you know that's what it's main breach yes
the plant you want the honors you go kill it all she'll look like this yeah
Oh my god, 7-0 baby come on. Oh my god 7-0? 7-0 my fuck. 7-0. We are winning this shit.
Seven oh, yes 11 to one sweet. I'd love a twang baby. Yeah
Bro
You're I told you bro if you're confident. I'm confident. Okay. All right. Let's go bro. I'm down. I'm down
I'm down. I'm down. You should up the states the bridge you don't get the bus free money, bro
Let me just join their car. Okay, let me just shut
Yeah, no you guys are
No, J.C. seven. Oh, bitch
seven oh
Seven oh seven. Where's that cigar? You're a smoke another day. Where was that cigar? They were smoking the other day Jixi
Where was that cigar the other day?
You'll stop in your hell of fucking quiet, bro. Oh, I hope I hope to God
I hope to God you win on EU. I hope to God you even get us get us one round
Stop it one round because you know let's get one round your entire shit is chocolate. You're gonna get fucked Jinxie. You are fucking
Yeah, Jinxie host north Europe
Lower your cortisol bro, you won the game
I invited Muda and I didn't split everybody stop them
Yeah, I will do border map to and then club map
Wait, so we're doing build three or build five
Because so there's not gonna be a club house then
You hosted us east one. I hosted
It'll be west I think
host no it's another one called
EU West 2 I think that's the code
it doesn't matter I think I don't have the settings
I think North Europe it doesn't exist I think it just says
North Europe it actually doesn't exist
I don't have the settings
yeah try again
I think you host EU dash west check you all remember what I said
Every single time chat every time that I use that every every time I have beat Jinxie. I have said gg's I
Got lucky
Yesterday or two days ago when he beat me he talked so much shit and everyone in his chat came to rage bait me
Call me a terrorist a bomber. Oh, yo cheater. I
Told y'all next time I want to be one damn and I would win
I don't know fucking. I'm getting carried by sport. I don't know fuck
I'm still winning. I don't care and I killed stopping twice. I don't know fuck
That's the yeah, let me know if it works
All right, all right, all right, Vamo Vamo Vamo Vamo but at my end it's a great screen
Yeah, you that's West that's to all good
Different call okay, what's that? What's that? Don't start it? Don't start at the glitch
I get the rest of my game. It's like on a loading screen forever
Yeah, you can restart the game.
I'm about to deploy that.
Alright, Muda, go a different call.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Alright guys, good luck.
Ah, ah, ah.
But, let's go.
Hey, strong map one, bro.
Strong map one.
That was good, that was good, that was good.
As long as we go lose 7-0, we're gonna get map 3 SR.
I don't even know how to like, play this, bro.
Yo, how?
He's over there?
Well, I'll see you around, so that'll be good.
I'm 100% in the server.
Me too, bro.
Me too.
but also jhinx is probably going to heal it, right?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, but we can say whatever we want, bro.
I'd 7-3 him in a 1v1, plus 1 PC.
Luda will never beat me in a 1v1.
If I have 1 PC.
It's easy to talk shit if he has
a spoid on his team telling him what to do
and then sitting on a fixie with a DMR.
But in 1v1, I'm brutally brain-mogging him.
Alright, we'll do Porter and...
I'm gonna 1v1 Jinxie one of these days.
Yo, you have to like train me a little bit, bro.
So I can beat Jinxie consistently in a 1v1.
Consistently in a 1v1.
Do I say that again?
I said I need you to train me for 1v1s, bro.
Like...
Like I...
One is just...
It's just...
Like I want to consistently shit on Jinxie consistently.
well you need to learn all the maps and all that shit and learn like how to
properly use like the operators that's pretty much it because last time he
looked he did fuck me I mean I guess Jinxie like it's just jiggling corners
bro because his aim is not that crazy on rollers yeah that's what I did against
him I was running across doorways in shit yeah I saw that I saw that
Can someone tell me, can someone tell Jax to invite me?
I invited you, did you get it?
Wait, I'll invite you again.
Invited.
I got it.
Let's get it, this is lovely shit.
Okay, we just need one round, that's all we need, right?
Wait, he's not doing anything.
Uh, yeah, I just need one round.
I got to spoil every round besides one round.
Bro, we got hell like crazy ping here, let's get it.
7-3 bro. Let's go. Alright, let's go. Alright, border. How fucked is ping in this game, bro?
Is it that? Pre-fire, right? Pre-fire? Yeah, it's pre-fire. What are we betting?
Reban, Velkopee.
I have a shit of bad fucking Gremglobe.
It's all good though.
It's an armory.
I'm just gonna spam the boss G the first round I think.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna go, I don't know if I should go Tubera or Aruni.
Uh, I think Tubera.
Not necessarily Aruni.
Do you have Aruni? Cause you have the uh, the bar bar.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Can I force the two army walls next to you?
Yup, yup, yup.
I don't care if we're on a hundred ping, bro.
I don't care.
Alright?
No, I'm off of her.
I mean, it's kind of- I'm like low cortisol right now.
You are the best player in this lobby, bro.
I don't know just how it is.
Alright, please.
They have a drone and a CCTV, okay?
They want a hot- yes, yes, confirmed.
confirmed they had a drone in cctv
ah shut up shut up shut up
shut up off of their drones
dumb you
I don't know what to do with it.
It's more of a move than a walk.
I'm going to go back.
I
Don't know from where the office
They have a drone inside if they're scanning me, no?
No, they're scanning me, so.
Only two drones, bro.
These guys are slow.
There's two drones in front of you.
Bible down, hang down E.T.
190.
I got one.
1 90.
I got one.
It's on me, Mura.
Where? Yeah, let's say where.
It's on me, Easter's.
Let's go, Mura! Let's go!
My god.
Let's go, baby.
I've been telling y'all bro, spoi is the future bro.
Like, oh my god.
I agree, I agree, I agree.
Let's fucking go chat.
W's in the fucking chat right now.
I wanna see W, Muda in the chat.
I wanna see W, Muda and W spoiting the chat.
Alright, let's go chat.
Who are we?
I'm gonna play Gamos.
Yeah, I got famous
I'll do Dukabee from now
Come on, baby
Alright, come on, we're in this shit
Let's go, baby
Let's go, let's go, let's go
They have a Mosse
Check the other further
Drive it in and check the other further
you kind of discreetly though you see the trash can behind you turn around on
the right side the pin yeah I jump up on that one
you just gotta find the other one
oh there's both my cam they broke my cam
Spope you can't be just go on Friday's kid. Go Friday's kid. It's like close to these things on my right side
Go walk up walk up. You're good. He's gonna have to be here somewhere down here. Oh, yeah, it's too late
Can you track jinks here real quick see where he is yeah
Is he on my ping? He's behind the wall. He's inside now. He's on B. He's on B.
He's on B.
It's fine.
He killed Mason in the small office.
Alright, you can track him now. You can track him.
I think he was better.
Let's go to the office. Let's go to the office.
No, no, no. Like, inside. He's inside.
Oh, okay.
He's inside. He's inside.
I think you just track one of them and just back row. I think you should track stop
I just gotta be hurt. I know I saw that
I'm not afraid this is all you bro
You only have one more track, so when you have used the next track, you gotta play aggro
because otherwise you won't have any left.
I think you walk up to that zombie, punch it twice, so you have it tracked.
Like that.
There's one.
C4 C4 C4
That was good, that was good, that was good, that was good
You know, I don't know how that wasn't a headshot bro, what the fuck
I, I, dude, no that looked like a headshot for me too
I'm not gonna lie, I think Bandai most
The thing is bro, when you called C4, C4, I thought the C4 was already blown up because
of the impact.
I don't know.
That was not the right thing.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I thought the C4...
I heard Jinxy, I heard that shit.
Yeah.
Let me do this.
This is how I play.
Let's go.
Double DMRs, I'm down.
Yeah, double DMRs.
Yeah, double DMRs. I don't want to troll him too much because of my ping, so...
Yeah, yo, can you... so with my ping board do I have swingers advantage or holders advantage
or like really nothing?
If you... you can pre-fire on pixels, yeah. Pre-fire on pixel, Pete.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Well reinforced.
Lock in.
Lock the car can
I'm gonna set C4 under the set I think
Sure
I'm being shot by a snake.
Yeah, that's gonna be 100% stop.
Yeah, that's 100% stop.
They're chasing the wall.
They're coming.
They're coming. Where am I right now?
Master Mota.
He's gonna stay in our positions.
I just see four on that thing though, if you wanna just come in.
Yeah.
You're gonna wanna blow it up. Just let me know when to blow it up.
I don't know where to stop it as he could be 90. I don't know.
They're good lurkers, just leave.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aga's snaked.
Snake is going off his side, Muta. He's coming here.
Yeah, I see him.
I killed one. Dude, that thing is crazy.
I think he's still on our pixel against them. He's trying to stay on pixels.
You see that pixel on the door? Like, he's finding a pixel on the floor.
You can throw two browns in the door as well to slow him down.
Yeah, yeah, do that.
He's walking down too if you want to, bro.
If you feel comfortable.
back to 19
on your right, on your right, yeah
what the fuck am I doing bro?
let's go bitch!
what the fuck am I doing bro?
I don't give a fuck if I'm on EU ping bro
get out of here
does he think I'm just gonna be a little bitch
and sit in a corner all game?
does he think I'm gonna be a little bitch
and sit in a corner all game?
who the fuck is this kid?
How do we span I think about this operator?
Bro, we just banned SMG 12s bro Stompin loves SMG 12s. He might be the best SMG 12 player I know
Come on
Ace to demo from all that was necessary and you can do nomad
Hmm
No, we be I that isn't a charm man, come on
Yeah, so far so good, bro. We just keep doing our shit. We just keep doing our shit. Keep doing our shit
Keep doing our shit
I'm trying to find the operators again. I'm going to try and find them up here.
James the cutie said fuck up cheater. James, you're so cute. I want to fuck you.
I
Open the armory wall armory wall what does that mean? Oh, yeah
I
Are you gonna go open it? Yeah, I'm going right now. Yeah, stop
Yeah
Always gonna swing the whole when you walk up there. Yeah, it's gonna swing the hallway should I just take the agro fight
Oh with them or no, yeah, let's walk out
that's hard you can't fight that brawl it's possible
he's still there kinda
yeah I'm ready I'm fucking waiting bro I'm running on the trail
playing very patient I'm gonna find him for you I'm gonna find him for you okay I'm gonna find him for
you I'm gonna find him for you he's not he's he's on site he's on the door he's on the door
yeah I'm ready to I'm ready to now he's now he's like yeah he's like he's giving up space I'm gonna
I'm gonna completely break this wall down, bro.
Stepping up to the right of the breach.
It's a metal, metal, metal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wait. I don't know from where.
One second, see?
Oh, he was in...
He's on site now. He's probably on site. He's probably on site now.
I have a drone in sight, bro.
I see I see I see I see I try I try I try hey high rounds bro high rounds yeah yeah yeah yeah we're doing good we're doing good honestly bro that's my bad I I took to find them for you and I just he impacted the wall between 90 and CCTV and killed me
bro snake bro do you think snake is the play i think it's bankrupt it's bankrupt it's
bankrupt it's bankrupt i think you keep the two bro that was good uh actually yeah yeah
and
i'm just thinking what i should play i don't really know what to play i'll bring
water shotgun maybe
so i don't want to play boy you don't really too if you want double down on the
day i think i think the water shotgun is the player for me
because jinx might use grimaceous
or not grim
ying
they're gonna keep opening the same wall they have been opening
yeah
keep seeing that shit
trying to find where he has his drone
Don't play T-Rack, girl.
Yeah, I was just looking for drones.
Yeah, ace.
He has a drone.
He hasn't drawn
Reloading
Just care for meadow. Yeah
one has an army back
he's in cc
and jinx has an army
he has a drone on me
They're rotating, they're rotating, they're gonna go for you, the other side now.
Yeah, that's fine.
They're breaking my wall?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm one, I don't know from where though, all from...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They know I've dropped, okay.
Nice one, Max the Chief.
He's play safe, bro.
They actually play like a pussy, bro.
Brose device.
Dummy's down.
He's inside.
Ah, I don't know if you're blocking.
He's gonna swing you.
It's on top there's a boost because I'm not I didn't know you walk in bro
Well that shit was completely like I didn't know you could walk in bro my bad my bad
Cuz like they aced it then they ace the entire wall so that's my bad
I
Think it's bad
Yeah, Bandai is down, Bandai is down.
You like Acer now? You actually fuck with him?
He's not a bad character, I like my DMRs, but he's not a bad character, but I feel like getting that main breach just pisses them off a little bit, you know?
Yeah, I think with the DMR like, I'm an office push. Like, if you know where they push at the end, I think we got this.
I think because I'll go the line or I could like
Okay, I'll go on
Yeah, I find it
Fuck I was not meaning to break that
It's tragic
Bring ice again bring ice again
one of the issue he wanted to see it's a it's a
the keep looking at this keep keep your eyes here
he's getting ready to jump out of that window by the way bro
yeah I know
yeah get off camp, get off camp
he's like 90 right now
90 right now
can by the way I just came
I think it's in CC bro
Yeah he's at 100% he is, I have a cam on him
Yeah he's right here I'm ok
Can you come to me?
Yeah, I'm in here. I'm in office. I need to open this wall right here.
I don't know this fucking map, bro.
We're gonna open what? We're gonna open it. Oh my god!
We're gonna open the wall. Changing mags!
What wall?
We're repelling, repelling, repelling an open wall.
On the window here. There's a window. You can open it.
Rolling done!
It's open. I'm gonna push out.
Ace the one. Get ready for the breach.
Going left.
Make noise, make noise.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got one.
Okay, can you play your life?
Can you play your life? I don't want these guys.
Yeah, I am, I am, I am.
You have two rounds.
I'm at B, I'm at B, I'm at B, I'm at B, I'm at B.
challenge on a little challenge angle shot angle
all my things
huh
oh yeah me me me
I'm gonna go all the way around by the way okay
all through the wall
nice
oh
oh my god he's actually
nice bro nice
so and I have to say
what am I what am I supposed to do there
Did you just walk into the wall?
Did we just double-chow the door?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree, I agree, I agree, we should have double-chowed the other wall.
Yeah, I think we just keep doing what we have been doing.
We don't change it up too much.
I might go assault me instead here.
I got barbed as well. We're good.
Let's go.
I can't make any road this round, okay?
Okay.
I can't make any road this.
Is a cam drone.
I'm chasing the drone I know.
I got it.
Got it?
Yeah, I'm rotating.
I need more dog.
I'm reloading.
He's droning out of spawn.
I have no idea where Stomp on the spawn, I know where Jinx is.
You good?
Yeah, I'm good.
Make some holes there.
Make some holes there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Is that good or not?
Yeah, that's fine
Did you come to open up this hatch here?
This hatch right here
Which one? Which one?
Yeah
might be a mark before that's fine now just go okay I'm gonna forget we look like
inside he might be inside yeah I put all the things on go he's naked just like this
looting me very well everyone yeah I'm good I'm good I'm good he can't plant
It's just like, he's in the hallway right here.
You've successfully deployed.
He's in this hallway right here.
Yeah.
Freezing effect.
This might be our center.
Yeah.
That's an enemy.
I'm letting him walk in, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He could push in the side.
He's reloading.
He's back up, back up.
They say, back up, back up.
He's gonna try and bait you out.
He's gonna try and back us out, just wait.
He's there, yeah, he's there.
They're coming.
Shut my feet.
Keep holding that, keep holding that.
keep holding left, keep holding left, keep holding left
is it fucked up to think that, like, is it fucked up to think that I shouldn't have aggro peaking them bro
no, no, don't aggro peaking
not in that position, but it was a 2v1, it was that bad
you hit him one time, he's one hp, you shoot him one time, and then he's dead bro
so like, in that, so in that 1v1 position I back up and hold the pixel all year
But in that 2v1 position should we have backed up into corners or should we have just kept facing them?
We could have probably faced them. Okay
We're fine, bro. Yeah, it's good. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. I had a nasty shot. It's just hard with the ping
It's just hard. It is it is and I wish we just argued it. I just I made a misplay I think
Like we should have argued it when it was a 2v1 and when it was a 1v1
I should have just sat in the corner like a bitch. I just let him film me because he was one
That was my fault.
Yeah, Marty's coming out of here.
Let's grab my drone.
Big good, switch it up and small peak here.
Big good, yeah.
if you have any drones that'd be a good time right now
I think you open up the mast the army wall first
can I can you hold me then?
he's on the door he's on the door standing up there
oh he is yeah
I'm just gonna open up the army one, yes.
one army one ninety
one on site
like roaming around a little bit
still there
uh... check my camera one sec
Yeah, what the- Oh my fucking goodness.
It's like CCTV, yeah.
I don't know this map, bro. It's not the slas.
Still want to see all my ping.
around that pain and the other ones in sight by the way so one me one other
guys in sight
that's it yeah I've no drones it's okay bro bro this is so winnable the thing
The thing is, I'm going to tell you what I can't do right now.
I don't know how to play on that side.
We need to take the other side and second of all, I need to be with you because I have no
idea how to play that 90 outside, the outside 90 bro.
Because I've died three times because it's impacted a wall on me.
Like I don't want to play that wall at all.
At all.
So it's like a 1v2 every time we attack.
Bring a rune.
Fuck it's to it.
It's fine.
Bro, I think, bro.
Can we go on the other side and group up like this side? Can we go on this side next time?
What? Yeah, let's just do it.
Let's just get this defense and then we're gonna attack you.
These guys are playing like actual weirdos with these drones, bro.
Fuck, I gotta shoot their drones.
Yeah, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. I shot one, I shot one.
They're like final bosses of drones.
I should stop them though, isn't there?
Alright, just put the air on site.
Yo, there might be a rushing archives, like the A site. There might be a rushing A site. Go there.
I'll go back to the garage.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, I'm going to go back.
Who's going to the garage?
I'm putting an armade back.
One armade back, Mita.
Yeah.
Like that's over...
He's not inside though, is he?
No, it's on this balcony right here.
I don't see-
Ahhhh!
Fuck.
He knows where you are.
Yeah, I know.
Man, I fucking hate Spanx, you.
Fuck.
Don't, don't, don't any of you feed, don't any of you feed.
They're just gonna play together, bro.
Yeah, they're rotating.
They're rotating.
Why is it gonna be here?
Swing this guy fast.
He's helping.
He's gonna run up and kill this guy, bro.
He's helping.
Close right.
There was one in CCS
They're taking site now
Yeah, they're inside
He's behind that half one on the left
Or is in the hallway, like 90 hallway
They're gonna probably plant here
Oh whoa!
He was dead all time?
Yeah, he just ran in first
all right bro we got this we got this we got this
fuck
just yeah like we as long as we don't die like one by one we're fine I'm down bro
I'm getting off a shitty ass character ball
it's normal to have good I don't know I'm gonna play lion no no no no one is not that good
I think Bokeby, you can go Bokeby.
I mean I like Lion, okay, okay, I'm done.
The thing with Lion is like, with Bokeby, if you use your phone call like we can hear where they are.
But if they use Lion, they have to stand still and say it's a bit different.
But Lion might actually be a good shot if you use Lion or Pita.
They're just playing this shit again, bro. They're just playing this shit again. Can we go like rush or the other one, bro? Can we rush other side?
Well, are we? Or...
No, no, no, no, bro. Archives.
Archives?
No, I can't with this fucking spot.
You could impact on it. Just care. Just care for the doors and shit.
Yeah shoot on this door. Shoot the drone shoot the drone. Shoot my drone? No no no the drone
died. Yeah I don't know.
Oh my god. Very safe. They're both there. One's in CC and one's like the outer archives.
He impacted a wall or he's seen from the wall.
I
SPLAAAAAAAAT
Come on, come on, come on. We do this, yeah
Bro, you were a fucking legend in this fucking game, but that's my bad bro. That's so my bad. I'm sorry
No, you're fine. You're fine. They're just doing shit. You've never seen before. Yeah, I've just don't know this map, man
You know, it's hard bro. It's hard like I don't know. I don't know. Anyway, my bad
I'm gonna play a rune. You said play a rune last time, right? But I do like to brawl though. I'm gonna lie
Can we do like a
They keep going like, okay, I know where to play that low key.
This might be stupid as fuck, but I'm gonna try it.
i shot stomp as both drones
can i run out of armory
and swing 90 outside?
or is that a bad play? that's a bad shot
They are, I've seen around the wall.
One is through the parkhouse.
One is already in the office, on the other side.
Oh, he's on site?
I don't know if he's on site, but...
They got one, full time.
I'm still out there.
Yeah.
They got me in the wall.
I'm not actually trying to plant behind the bomb.
I'm just looking for me one minute they have main they have main armory wall
breached
I did not know the angle bro, fuck.
th
Bro, I'm the fucking goat. I'm the fucking goat.
Bro, there's just levels, bro. You are just...
Bro.
Come on, baby.
Bro, we don't lose in this, bro.
You are the greatest player in the world, bro.
Dude, you are literally the greatest player in the world.
Bro, I just don't know how to play this map, bro.
It's so fucked. I don't know.
Yeah
We'll be fine, bro, but bro you want the greatest player in this fucking game
Do you hear me bro? You want to be greatest player? I have ever seen in my life. Oh, these guys are fucking shaking right now, bro
They know they're staking
Let's go
They're gonna hunt their drones again, bro. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cossy, that's Jinxy.
Oh my god, you are fucking...
They broke this fucking thing again, bro.
Yeah, it's gonna rock like a chicken drum.
Am I gonna come and drown a drone spot?
I think we go for the same attack again like go armor inside
Run up that hallway. Okay. I don't think
Actually, no, let's just go save this with it last time. This is for the sake of it. Like here? Yeah
Hacked my gun for my life. Yes, push this door here
I'm just gonna fall call we can probably take space with that okay
I'm a people.
You can walk up there.
Let me know when you call.
When can you call again?
when can you call again?
I can call in like a while
yeah you can walk up brother, you can't think it's finished
no he's on me, there's a guy on me bro
is there a guy on me?
I'm gonna fall calling in a second, okay?
heard up?
yeah, yeah, heard her
holding this
calling now
let's see who's nearby
Just play aggro
Yeah
Do you want to drown?
Yeah, I do, I do, I do
I guess you drown
Drone in, drone in, drone in
Inside, just hold me, please hold me, don't move bro
Yeah, I am, I am
C4, C4!
Keep drowning
It's all my thing
Scanning him, red scanning him right now
Hold it, swing the door away
Ow, fucking depth, oh he's depth, he's depth
He's inside B, like BV site
Like NBV site
We got to walk through that door together.
Ok.
Ready?
Yeah.
Walk out.
He's close.
Beepers.
Where?
He's beepers.
Left.
Oh, plat there.
Plat there.
Oh.
I don't know that map at all bro zero like literally zero
Map 3, map 3, we got good ping as well, chat.
Map 3, we got good ping, chat.
Map 3, we got good ping.
Let me restart my game real quick.
map 3 got good ping chat i think the vi will be i it will be i
it's a best of three yeah it's a best of three chat it's a best of three best of three best of three
dude i was gonna play smart like push hallway as he was gonna go inside but i mean jinxed he just
fucking this is posted up or I guess he's just posted up
all right that's that yo tsuki thank you for the two I won't appreciate you
Stopped by a colleague going 90s long, yeah he saw me on the cam, right?
Saw me on the cam, saw me on the cam.
What map is it?
Uh, Klabos is the last one.
Klabos is the last map chat.
The thing is Mooda don't know the maps guys, he doesn't know the maps, that's what's
hard.
maps like Oregon
I think we went on map
No, we're kidding
Yeah, Mura
Invert
Tech Twitter DMs?
Yeah, one sec
One sec, one sec.
Yo Ali with a chair one, thank you.
No.
That's good G.
It's good bro.
It's time.
That map, I don't know that map at all.
Do you know Clubhouse?
No, better than Oregon.
Better than Oregon.
But no, I don't know that map as well.
It's okay.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter, wrong way.
No, we already have 2v1 on this map.
We're actually 2.
Yeah, we did, we did, we did
Yeah, you know what to do then
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm behind you
We got a band there fuckin'
There's Snake
I'm behind me again
Yeah, I'm in behind
Nah, I salt some browns that game too, bro.
Nah, bro. And that was me. I just, again, I literally don't know how to play that fucking map, bro. That's the idea.
Yeah, we're straight, we're straight. We good, we good.
Whatever you say about the game, give me one sec.
Yeah, I'll do it, I'll do it.
You want to let me join?
Oh
I'll move to the bathroom, I'll be in one sec.
I've won us every single round how about you mute your mice
I'm back.
You ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Do you swap to the other side?
how do I even do that it won't even I'm in the press press I got a press base
but yeah
alright let's go
you're gonna let him talk to you like that
I can't hear him
oh he said you're a sinking anchor
I want you to show him
Charlin!
What's the name of that?
Umm...
Let's go first.
Alright then.
We got three of those, we're probably gonna find Snake.
Uh, the one could be as always good.
Thanks for making it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think he makes a set.
Definitely, if I can eat it.
Oh, we did it, Sherbro.
Yeah, we're gonna put the...
It's a hundred and twenty-eight thing, bro.
I'm going to swap my character then, no?
It's like maybe a lion or some shit?
Or is Acer's team doing it again?
You can keep it.
Are they in that room?
Yeah.
Let's just open the main wall.
Yeah, down.
We'll push the main wall together.
Yeah, yeah, down, down, down.
You might have the impact out there, out of the door.
Or the wall here.
So you want to get this wall right here?
No, no, no, no, no, he's coming through.
nice nice nice bro all right i want you to open up this wall right here
the drone is ready to go let's fucking go Muda
let's go
I don't know, he has like, wait I meant to go.
He's on the, he's on the, yeah, yeah, yeah, I have one more drone, he broke my drone and
one more drone.
Okay
Yeah, yeah, all my pain all my pain seeing you
You still love side showers
They're on here is it designed on this half watching you now why do you why do you?
Why do you why now he's close back ten my pink
You hit him you hit him he's hurt he's hurt still left side
Let's go baby fuck out of my lobby though
This shit. I like that drone usage, bro. I like that. I like that
Fuck out of this fucking lobby
Come on out of here. Good fucking pig, bro. I got you, bro. It's light work. That's light work
That's light work. Don't worry, bro
There's gonna be way more to come way more to come way more way more bro way more
I think we should ban ace so we can't get main wall. That's up to you though. What do you do if you want?
Actually, yeah
Also, Deimos is really good too, right? Cuz Deimos he's gonna run from bottom and he's gonna start shooting us from the bottom
Deimos is fine. He can have Deimos. Go catch. Go catch. Yeah, go catch. This one's at his peak
Um, I can go tub for the walls or I can go kai to I think you do ever any brah
I think you do ever any of this shit say no more
Like I really the main wall the main gate the big big wall
Sure, yeah, you know what do it
You want both of camera or bar for bar bar bar. Yeah, I was barfing this shit. We're always gonna know where they are anyway
They can't open the wall unless they have cameras to follow, they have the Grim, they might use Grim in this round, it's just fine.
I can make those runes, I can make those runes, it's fine.
Does Grim like break these walls or something?
No, we have no counter to Grim.
He's joining us.
Reforce the main wall.
Yep, done.
WOLF GOD!
They have a Demos.
We're not gonna be able to use the Demos any at all though.
That Demos is pretty much useless. Yeah, I mean you can go underneath that spawn though. Yeah, but I'm a huge emmerse.
We got a wall.
He repelled up, he's not on the wall anymore. Yeah.
Repelling upside down on the wall. Mm-hmm.
They're both there I think.
No one running out to the window.
This way.
We have time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This way, this way.
They can't drone.
They can't do anything.
They might try and open up this wall.
Do you think he's going to run?
Yeah.
I think he's going to run.
Do you think he's gonna run and open the door here?
It worked in, worked in, worked in!
It's already inside.
From where?
From the bridge, from the bridge.
Main wall?
Yes.
Really?
No, no, no.
There's no way.
I was holding it.
Really?
No, the wall there has exploded.
The wall there has exploded.
like main breach wall from outside no no no yeah from garage no from
construction bro yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
or bring a seam is it bad to play on site bro like just in that site no like
where the main wall is behind the servers is that bad a place to play I think we
he just run the cave, we run the cave and it will be high
they changed the site
they're not there anymore?
no, it's a different site
are they uh... i think i know where they are bro, is that hurt?
yes, but yeah
alright
they just shouldn't get mozzied?
no no no no
there's no mozzied near us
alright talk to me, what do you want to do?
let him mozz
oh there's someone there?
Yeah, yeah, on the stairs here.
Well for the mine site.
Yeah, they have like some...
They're setting up a sequential breach.
You see if you can push down there alone.
There's like, I don't know, there's a lot of openings on this shit.
They're just downstairs.
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's not my camera.
I
Did you see
Nice
Let's go, baby
bro get the f**k out of my f**k
I'm gonna take the f**k out bro
look how tough this dog is bro
all right, demos are snake, bandemos bro
I told you, he loves the bandemos
it just gives him confidence bro
when he's running trackers or some sh**
actually bankram, bankram
bro, did we get it?
nah, it's fine
This is good. This is good.
Cash, complete tub for main wall.
Complete tub this time, instead of Ernie.
I think it's okay. I think it's okay.
Okay.
Where's the gate bar?
This is the bar.
Yeah.
Python or...
Alright, I fucked up.
Alright.
Barm is your name.
CSG.
Yeah, yeah.
Suppressor.
Suppressor or no suppressor?
It doesn't matter.
Suppressor is if you want.
It's more sneaky.
and laser no that's doesn't matter that was my that ship
get those two walls
Get a drone somewhere.
Yeah.
Put your wire on this thing.
I broke one drink. Yeah, yeah.
I have a...
We're good, bro. You stay long.
WOLF DONE!
in the wall okay can you hold it?
oh yeah hold up
they could have walked through this wall or something
now keep holding the wall
hold the wall just get some of my thing but
he's gonna try and plant is that in garage that's garage right yeah in
garage it's crushing bad one on the one
He's gonna try and plant. Can you swing this guy?
He's playing.
Walk now, swing the guy on the bridge, I'm playing.
He's dead, he's dead, just wait.
my bad bro
alright bro, nah we're gonna win this bro
I should have backed up, I just, I don't know, my bad
yeah all it, if you have a pv1 like it's never gonna flat
so it's pretty safe, all it's pretty safe
I think we're bad individual
Yeah, I think that's the play.
You think that's the play?
Okay, we have Snake.
We have A.
Keep that, keep that, keep the A, keep the A for now.
As long as we kill Jinx, he's probably win, because he's like, he's so predictable.
He's so predictable.
Come on, Jinx, you're stopping.
No, it's Jigsaw.
I think you could pin you just like being confident and walking down.
Yeah, yeah.
I think that's my word for you.
Right here.
Isn't that basement? Are they basement?
No, no, no, no.
I think it's gym, gym, gym.
Yeah, should we change our spawn then?
Yeah, spawn, no, we can just go up on the roof, that's fine.
I just want to see off, maybe stay out.
I keep getting my shit hacked bro fuck
Masi, we should ban Masi then if you want
Nah Masi is terrible
At least he has a voice level
There's no one to house here
Continue to play in this base
We're gonna open up this wall, okay?
Yeah, let's go.
Can you use one on the hatch here?
Yeah.
There's one.
Yeah.
I'm on this breach this here.
Put like one, one over the other so you can walk in.
Drones are like bugging at the drone bugger some shit. How do I fix the drone bug?
I'll bug the ground.
A flash?
Dude, I fucking baited him as well. I baited him as well.
One in Jim, standing on his pink. Standing on his pink. If you want to walk in and he's flying.
He's standing on his pink.
Can I walk in here or no?
What?
I'll try.
What am I doing?
How did you roll bug?
Like what the fuck?
If anything bro you should be bait- if you want you can bait me if you want bro.
Yeah I'm just trying to- I'm just not trying to push in one wall, that's it.
We should ban this guy, you know, we should ban Deimos, we should ban Deimos, we shouldn't ban Deimos.
Well Moodoo, I miss us, we used to be great.
Fuck bro, this guy is like literally like Iron Man in these fucking TV2s, bro, he's actually Iron Man, Stompin bro.
Bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bro.
Well, look what we did in the first game, the only reason why they even have the man at points that they have right now, bro, is...
I'm gonna go kaid how they break that by the way they have a
Yeah
But that's fine though like that that it's not you want to go do you want to go church?
I think okay. I think I think I think paid is fine. Do you want to go church?
No, no, no upstairs upstairs downstairs is too hard to defend because there's too many like ways they can come
Get the same person so
of
This is a wire gun.
Wall's done!
I'm gonna run across all of these walls this time.
th
Let's go, baby.
Come on!
Dude.
He thought I was going to back off there, bro.
That's such a shitty spot, bro.
Come on.
Let's go, bro.
I might do bark here, won't you?
I'm gonna do fucking snake.
Yeah, do it, do it, do it.
They're gonna be playing the same bomb fight again.
Oh, I wanna go lion, bro.
No, honestly, I think lion-snake combo might be nasty.
Because they're literally just won't be able to move.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
Either way, yeah, same side again, Harold or something.
We're not going to be able to open any walls though, so this might be harder for us.
You want me to open it? I'll go on the A's, you see.
No, no, no, no. I think you keep the snake. So you get in for free, self.
They swapped the site.
They swapped sites?
Yeah, they swapped the site.
I'm going A's, bro. I'm going A's.
How am I A's?
They went downstairs.
Okay.
Yeah, they're reinforcing right now.
There's a guy on my ping right now, there's a guy on my ping right now.
Who is that? Can you check? Can you ping him?
Now he's like left side, he's like right side, I think it was Mozzie.
He's like breaking a barricade on this ping. I think he's like spotting something on the side.
What the fuck is that?
What happened? What happened?
That is, that's got wallbangs.
Now he's, he's upstairs, there's a guy upstairs right now.
Can we just walk side-class together?
Yeah, down, down, down.
How'd you on here?
come just walk up walk up bro
im gonna mine this
oh no no they're buffing side they're buffing side
im gonna fucking break this
yeah open the wall and just reset
he's playing with his hell on mine ok
Think we just care for the flank right?
He's Johnny lower main Johnny lower main
They're both inside or not
I'm going to come and save you, I want to keep aggroing blue.
Ah, keep going that foot.
I'm drowning it for you.
Yo, one above you, bro.
Where are my hair in?
They shot my drone.
There's one above me?
No, I'm not too sure what I heard, bro.
Can you try pushing it a little bit?
Do you see anyone in church?
I don't know what church is.
no no no
can you use push?
bro i'm hearing i don't know where this guy is
yeah we have no time
where is he?
he was blue he was blue
look at these guys bro
like Jinx is such a pussy playing this mossy every round bro
we have no drone uterine against this guy
I don't think any other site is going to be better, bro.
We can try the same as them, but like...
No, no, if we brought all of them together...
I feel like this is the site.
Yeah, I feel like this is the site.
It's so hard, bro, because they can start aggro on the site, on the map, and then
they fall back then I don't know where they are on this time I don't know I
I might be wrong. Hey, can you make the rotisserie more here?
Everybody will make everything. This is perfect.
They play perfect.
They didn't play this game on Oregon, bro. On Oregon? Like, that was an easy game.
Because I know that map, bro, and you know that map, you step back with your hands.
99% of the ones that happen on the map.
It's fine. We're gonna win this still though.
Yeah, we are. I know.
They're free to walk, free to walk.
Oh, I got him. I got him.
They're not gonna die without that.
They could walk up the stairs. They could walk up the stairs.
They could walk up the stairs.
striker okay strikers out of them
is that back wall
he's gonna have to peek through this window Mooda I think you just keep peeking that window
from here? yeah he has to peek that window
is that one in garage is that what you're saying? yeah one in garage
You're armed.
You could have walked through site, okay?
I think there's one on site.
That's on site, right?
Yeah, one on site, main one, and one on the breach.
I'm just being nice. Yeah, please.
Don't do a tennis trick to do it. Just wait, bro. Just wait.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Freezing metal.
this way, this way. Honestly bro, run into this room right here. He's pushing up, he's
pushing up, he's inside already. He's dead. He's pushing here. Yeah, he's dead but he's
I
Nice
Like either either you're very very like you're trying to met a game
Well, or I don't know like on organ you were kind of just swinging and fucking everybody, but maybe I don't think I'm wrong
I don't know maybe I'm not I don't think we could just play it like that here. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's not my way more than me
Yeah, you know way more than me. Um
Keep it up keep it up. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. Let's go. Um, I don't like ace
bro
I think they're gonna keep going like the face. I'm gonna go lying bro. I think we take uh
You know I go line or I'm gonna go twitch. No, just like whip drones out everywhere
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like either line or as ace is just so I think we do I think we do
line of gift line of gift you've got a piagra
I went upstairs they did
Oh bedroom you want me to go ace then and
I don't even think we need it where are we gonna come from then
How's he find my throne bro how what the
I'm gonna call a line scan, okay?
Yeah, of course I can, bro, of course.
I'm gonna name it, okay.
Oh, is that my drone?
Okay, one bedroom and then one in this room.
Yeah.
Is that your drone? That's your drone, right?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna name it.
Oh, is that my drone?
Is that your drone? That's your drone, right?
Yes, my drone.
It's close to the hospital.
It's right here. It's right here.
They're going to see for your dog. They're going to see for your dog, dog.
Yeah, that's fine.
One is in the middle of the...
Let's go!
Ego ego bro ego ego split ego split I swear on my life don't ever double think
you're guessing bro don't ever double think your choices because you are the
best player oh no he just knows bro he just knows bro he like I don't know how
I don't care though I don't care though bro you are the best player in this
entire fucking world bro in this entire earth you are the best player in this
earth bro out of 8 billion people bro okay all right we went this alright
But make you do you hear me?
Yes, okay. Yeah, boy. I you are the best player on this entire planet. I
Yeah, yes, I got you. I just tell you the only time tell you the best fucking player in the world
Let's go. It's fucking win. Come on. Let's go. Let's give this shit
We don't have rotates you only need less people on this wall
Re-enforcing walls!
It's not hard.
I'm gonna C4 that, right?
No, pay. Go to C4 here.
Dude, that's... this one, right?
C4.
Launcher.
They're not clearing the same place that they have been during, they're doing something different.
I think you just like... make holes here, make holes here.
He's at rehost.
you aren't unbanned yet still good to see or playing customs it's hella entertaining
watching some r6 segments anyways look at this photo real quick this is absolute peak
honestly i found my drone because that shit was fucking sus
this is beautiful bro this is what it's about chat this is literally what it's about bro this is
beautiful this is actually beautiful bro
I play, I play, I play, I play, I think seven, 800 EPI chat, seven.
I don't know.
This guy's the ghost drone hunter I guess.
Jack, does anybody know?
Did you get banned?
Void watching your stat.
What do you mean?
Oh, Strat.
Wait, what?
Wait what?
What's tracking, what's tracking, what's tracking?
I'm running for the end bro, I'm running for the end
I'm trying Jeff
This is an intense game
It is bro, but I love it bro, I love it
I actually love it bro
Whenever he sees that you are alone, he always swings you
And he gets fucked bro, he gets fucked
He started off on defense right?
keep the line the line is low keeping working
i'm gonna give orange team 4 rounds
you're actually studying?
yeah
what line has been good
line has gone very good
bro
hey lily said i've drone pinged the bomb
and i searched the whole site
okay but i might just be trolling
chat bro, oh my god chat
this is fucking crazy
like for the people who said that at the same time so
spoil it
I was just looking at the replay.
What are you saying? We're sniping?
No, I was just...
Did my game crash again? Say we're not here, bro.
What? This game's crashing, bro.
Not a key, dude.
I'm not in the in-mind of the chat.
Chat always says this. They try to, like, start fake beef.
Why only 1080p is you only use 1080p and probably yeah, go to back you guys are attack
Is game crash again, I think
Why I don't know it didn't
Yeah, I can hear you. Hi, we're just gonna do verbal bands because boy, I think with the new thing
I don't know if I can do all the bands, bro. I don't know if I can wait. What were the bands?
Let me read them. Let me read them. Hi, I'm gonna tell them to stop this. I'm gonna tell them to you long story
It was wait, let me think I actually know what you guys say it was demos
It was Graham and Ace.
Graham, Ace.
Did Buddha pull a dogabee on Jinxie's PC?
I know.
So, Vieto, Mew, Ace.
That's one more chat, Vigil Warden, Vigil Solis Mew, what about Vigil Solis Mew, okay?
Can you check recent messages?
Okay, we can check recent messages too.
So we banned Vigil Solis Mew and you guys banned Mew Warden Vigil.
Bro, I'm not going to remember that, bro, they need to try to-
No, you can just press T, you can just press T though, you can press T and it'll pull
up the recent convo and you'll just see all the bands.
What did we ban on their attacks or their defences? We banned...
We banned Deimos, Grim, Doki.
No, no, no, no, no. Grim, no, we banned Grim, Ace, Deimos.
And what did we ban for their defense?
I can just go into the bottom right here.
What do we ban chat?
We banned...
Okay, here, here.
For defense, we banned, or sorry, for attack, we banned ace, grim, Deimos, and for defense
we banned...
Let me see.
Like, what can they, what could they not play?
And for defense we banned Mew...
Rachel, I know that.
Mew visual warden visual warden me
Yeah, there we go
All right, so team
And we're on defense
We're all one or two points one point. It's five four two. We're up first. We're gonna beat this guy
I'm going to be up to
Yup
Let's go
Let's get it
Let's get it, let's get it
Brandon, I just have a lot of money on the line right now for this game bro, I'm just locked in
The score was 5-4, yep
And tell them to change it from board to clubhouse
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they will
They will, they will
I
Yo, ask me to 10 WS in the chat appreciate that appreciate that thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Holy shit
We got this how much 200 get the chat looks like $1,600 $1,800
That's little nice little that's little get my get my get back from last time
actually jigsie owes me 250 so he owes you 250 he owes me 50 but he's gonna owe
me 250 after this game I learned so you are raving with the prime
are they ready it's not the wrong map it's not the wrong map
Yeah
How did we get back he's not back chase not bad
He's not on that
Now for the bands
Choose band operated. Okay. Now. I banned grim game. Oh
What was their bands
Oh wait, what was the defender's defense, sorry, this is Christ.
Oh wait, I think I see.
Vigil Solis Mew.
What was it, Solis?
Vigil Solis Mew.
Beautiful.
Alright, now what was their vans?
Their attack vans were Grimace famous.
Grimace famous, and then what was the defender's vans?
Vigil Wanda.
Yeah, Bandit.
Yeah, of course.
Do you like Bandit?
Make sure you change it.
I don't hate him, I just never go to him.
I think you keep the DMR done.
Yeah, I think you keep the DMR done.
They'll assault over to tier one. Ash with tier one, thank you.
Wait, did he add the bands? Let's see.
I hope you're right, if you're right, I love you.
That's right, so.
Hey Ben, Demos, Grim, Doki B, Mewth, Warden, Vigil.
Bro, wait, what?
What do you mean?
I can play Warden, no?
No, you can't play.
Wait!
They wore it.
We banded their work, wait.
No, bro, he just did the wrong dance.
Like he did the opposite way.
He did the opposite way, yeah.
Yeah, he did the dance the opposite way.
Yeah.
I
Bro, they're reversed did opposite bro. Oh my god
No
This is why this game sucks we need
Take so long
What do you say this is when we need high yeah Lord hi-five save the earth
We they've been stolen is you and
I just remember that.
Yeah.
Hopefully everyone remembers, but it's going to mess up.
There's Jixi.
Ash with the 10 gift itself bro. God bless you.
Oh thank you. I love you. I love you. Thank you.
I think for the 10 gift that I love you.
Ash, your dick is so big.
That shit's big ass. That shit's so big ass. That shit's so big ass. Oh my god.
Oh my god. All right, bro. All right.
Yeah, that's boy invited by four chat
Can't end with the 10 gifts and
Canons you can take my pants off and put it in my ass whenever you want to bro. I love you. Thank you
No, God bless
and round history.
No, we started.
We started.
No, we're on attack right now.
And we started defense.
Yeah.
We did it last.
Switch it.
Switched off.
But let me do the rounds quick.
Orange, five rounds.
Blue, five rounds.
Oh.
OK.
Blue has the round nine.
All right, swap team.
Well, we're defining no.
Marvy on attack.
It's swapped cannon with 10 W cannon in the chat man
W cannon in the chat
That's so much to be a kind of the time all right well we banned
I don't even type it
Just yeah team starting match as attackers is your team, but that's wrong
So they didn't ban anyone by the way, so it's like a verbal ban.
Alright, so who could we not play?
Eh?
So they play top.
So there's no bans, just verbal banning.
You guys can't play the Grim, Ace, Daymouse, and what were the definitive band for them?
Vigil, Warden, Mute, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay. Alright. There we go. Alright, ready? I think you bring the Arunigates this time.
Arunigates? Unless you like, unless you like two bar more. I mean... Pick whichever you want.
Yeah, bro. I'm fucking with, I'm fucking with Tobri now. Alright.
Why is chat dead? I don't know, chat everyone. Rez right now. Rez. Rez.
everyone rest come on come on come on let's lock in let's lock in let's lock
in chat
Oh skull
Yeah, right first I shit
Don't get drunk all this time
can you reinforce those walls as well?
which one?
there's two walls here
these?
no no no
fucks
I
Reinforcing your brother wall to build a wall gadget on us
Keep to bring that wall to the race time. I want one device. When do I tube it the next time?
I'm going up on camps.
Yeah.
Garage?
It's okay.
Okay.
Let's go bro.
Alright, let's go, let's go.
That was stupid. I'm not gonna lie. I don't even know how we lost that
What do you guys walk down? He's not he's worked in the breach. Yeah, he's just walked in. I should have been holding it then I
Think next time we go there we bring the K. They go I
Need to K this the plane
Wasn't talking to me bad no that froze
This is best of all not best of three
Brother
Are these guys pausing what are these guys they're all they're like it's okay. It's a matter bro
Hello downstairs, I break downstairs.
Get downstairs again?
Yeah.
Should we take upstairs and break hatch or some shit?
Can you bring the lion again?
Yeah.
Bring the lion.
We're in the line.
Okay, this is all clear, bro. You can take.
Yeah, it's all clear. I can tell if it's in. Anyone here? Go, go, go. It's all clear. Go, go, go.
I can see them on the scanner.
Everything is clear still.
Everything is clear. It's all clear.
Checkmate death, that could be mainstay's
No John?
There's a mausoleum on the stairs somewhere
They're like still reinforcing shit to be honest
I'm gonna call a wine skinner now
Can you go blue?
Blue?
Yeah
Bro, I don't know
Really? Okay
me honestly we can try pushing here but it's gonna be hard I'm down to try no
no I'll go I'll go I'll go I'll go blue I just
I'm gonna drive my trunk I just don't know what we're over there or not no no
no no no no come with me stay with me
He's up!
He's gonna run back now.
He's gonna keep peeking.
You got this, bro.
You know we're both with the mar one in that room right in front of you and one on the left side
Yeah, that's the guy got worried about
Oh fuck
I think we go catch again bring the fucking bring the cave bring the cave bring the cave
I'm going to go smoke this time.
Downstairs is uh, is downstairs really like hard to play?
Uh, I mean, you haven't played that, so I don't think we should do it.
They've dropped stairs, like they've been doing the same shit every round.
They've been doing the same shit every round.
I should probably hide to get open the hatch or no?
Well, they know it anyway, bro.
They just have like the first thing
Shit, it doesn't matter
What if I'm gonna satchel now, no?
Is there a way I can get ready to throw it when they satchel the other wall?
And do I wall?
Whoa, secure!
There is a liar in position.
Artilla is active.
One of them is on the left.
the
death
of
death
of
Yeah, I'm in war, I know.
Can you just swing him on the bridge, can you swing him on the bridge now?
Yeah, you swing him.
They just bought that wall, I'm dead.
that's it
Ah, I'm broke.
Nah, these bastards...
Stop it, might be the greatest 2v2 player I think I've ever played against.
I'm not even kidding.
He's the best 2v2 player I've ever played against.
EG's broke.
He's the greatest 2v2 player I've ever played against.
I'm not even kidding.
Might be the greatest 2v2 player I've ever played against.
Yeah.
Oh.
You did good. Thank you. I don't know if you're staying on or not, but I'm uh, what's it called?
Yeah, I'm gonna stay on. I'll see you though. I could play whatever
Why is my dashboard showing?
all right
All right chat ggs bro ggs ggs ggs
Uh, stop it. I'm gonna give you like half the size bro because you went off
You don't have to bro. No, no, no. I didn't I didn't do anything that good shit, bro
GG's man. Yo chat. Good games bro. All around bro. Good fucking games. Um, chat tell Mooder
to pay up. Bro, I'm not gonna lie. Game one was cooked. Game one was cooked against 7-0
and we fucking won it. I think my best map chat was map 2. Yeah. I had 2-1-2 on map
2. Bro, map 3 was hard though because I was just playing so passive. I never really
had a great opportunity to get a kill.
Yeah, that'd be a jinxie, bro.
We don't lose these shits, bro.
Yeah, I thought it was cooked on game one, but I was like, I don't know.
I don't know if you could tell, I was so mental charged, bro.
You were like, I've never played on an ordinary game.
I don't know how I did it the last game, I don't know how I was killed, people.
You were just making playing throughout.
Yeah, I know, I know, it's 150 because he owes me 50, but that's so fucked.
Oh my God, that's so fucked, bro.
this guy's hand bro he's hand bro he's hand he's hand bro he's hand fuck bro I am
never one day wanting ever again unless it's on Oregon
I'm going to play League tomorrow morning.
with my brother and I might play a game on stream chat and love y'all boys and I'm a catch y'all
peace out Gigi Samuta chat go Raid stop and I literally love y'all have a great night oh
and a case that'll see you good afternoon Gigi
didn't fucking say it right
Gigi Ertrashnikar
Bar
I'm gay like I'm literally gay chat, you know, I'm literally gay, bro
Like I'm literally gay like chat y'all understand like I literally suck dick, right?
My god
What in the fucking bologna fuck?
Stick to Val.
Stick to Val, Ali?
Ali.
Stick to Val, Ali.
Ali.
You want to come in my chat, Ali?
It's really on it
Oh my god
Once a cheater always a cheater
Fuck you
Fuck bro. I'm not even like in the mood, bro
I only had one meal today, bro. I gotta go out for a little check. Give me one second, we're back.
Yo, it's me, Hive Izer, carried by SPOITBABYNAGAR.
Does that mean my hair is thinning?
I don't get it, bro. Is my hair thinning?
Chats the headset dent chill.
Yo, Muda. It's okay. It could be worse at least you're not banned from R6.
It's okay. It could be worse at least you're not banned from R6. Yeah
YAAAXIC!
You're actually trash never play the game again 3 and 10 BUM LOL.
Now I reckon the tree set chalked the mental.
I mean y'all have the momentum before the crash but oh well.
Good segment W games have a good night broski nikka.
Nika, Moody you got slammed little twink.
You bitch ass up, bro.
Versus a dude that has 30,000 hours and a dude that has 100,000 hours.
You know?
Yo, it's me, Arabist Famouser, dead ass a crumb, niggah, niggah, niggah-
YOOOO!
Okay, I'm turning it off.
I'm turning it off.
Alright, that's off.
Fuck me.
Like, genuinely, chat, fuck me.
My God, I'm dead.
fuck me like genuinely chat fuck me my god I'm down to games to fucking jinxy
this bald fuck
oh my god I mean you guys won more rounds than jimsy I'm gay bro
What are you guys sending me in my fucking calm bro?
Like what are you guys sending me in my fucking calm bro?
Stop bro.
What are you guys fucking sending me bro?
Oh my god, actually just banable bro.
What is XQC doing?
I have a fever bro.
Why do I feel like I have a fever?
Oh my god, cop slop is not that existent.
Let me message the group chat.
So are we gaming tonight at everyone or at here?
Did I do bad, be honest bro.
Did I do bad?
Yes you did.
small.
Muda is this real?
Like are you fucking stupid?
Are you stupid?
Does this look real to you, you dumb fuck?
Does that look real to you dumb fuck?
Why would that be real bro?
Chat, I'm gonna go upstairs and grab some food bro.
I'm gonna go upstairs and grab some food, I'll be right back.
When you end the stream I have to go.
Yeah.
You're a fucking bitch.
No, you were terrible.
Bro, never shit talk me like that again.
I never shit talk you before.
You want to do that shit and then get shit on?
You're a fucking asshole.
Get me those subs too, bro.
I don't care if it wasn't part of the deal
What the fuck does that mean?
Are you playing ranked?
Yeah, you wanna play?
You wanna play, little bro?
Did you guys queue yet?
Nah, nah, you wanna play?
I can't play Stoppin!
I'm fucking banned!
I thought you were banivating
No, I'm not banivating
Stoppin, what if you wanna be pleased?
I can't bro. Why would I want to be one you bro? You just lost the 2v2. I need to get better please 1v1 me.
Okay. You didn't get better from that 2v2? No bro, no, no, no, no. I need you to want to be 1v1 me bro, please.
If I want to be 1v1 you tomorrow. I want to be 1v1 you tomorrow. Okay, say no more.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow. Okay bro, GG's bro. Have fun bro, have fun.
GG is a bro have fun on uh what are you gonna play I don't know fucking I don't
know bro I don't know like kill yourself simulator on roadblocks all right see you
bro take care bro
All right, I'll be right back I'm gonna go heat up some food chat I'm on one meal this
entire day I'll be right back do I even end stream honestly I'm debating on any extreme
to be honest. Should I end stream? Like, I need to be up tomorrow early. I want to go
live tomorrow early, bro. Lately I've been doing like 7pm streams chat. Alright, should
we do fierce to fathom and then end? Chat, should we do fierce to fathom and then
end? Should we do fierce to fathom and then end? Okay, what's that? Let me get my
Let me get my food. Let's watch a YouTube video or some shit and then we'll play
I'm a rat shot. Oh my god, bro. Fuck me, man
Fuck
I don't know.
All the things you need to know.
I don't know.
All the things I know, I just don't know.
Yeah.
It's a being that's a city that's the one.
It's a being that's just laying down and know.
I don't want to have this whole thing going on.
I gotta stop doing that shit.
You know?
I don't have any time to be alone, you know?
All the love I just need that to know.
All of the things that I don't know.
Yeah.
All the girls I know are there to see us go.
Pull those grand up, and then take it to the zone.
Maybe it never gets over, then it's not over.
And then with that big ball, it goes all the way,
it goes all the way, it goes all the way.
I think it's about to go, we gotta go, you know.
Mike's playing, he's gonna go.
I need to put it down, he's gonna see what I'm on.
Yeah.
Oh.
I think that maybe he's gonna play to it.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, Chalice should be here and react to video for today.
Chalice should be here and react to video on YouTube.
Jinxy versus Brani?
Play record with him bro, Brani, you gotta get X-Vox bro.
Get X-Vox bro?
Okay, GG's, yep.
Harder songs.
Fuck. Drake vlogging on Airdrake and his home, unreleased.
How rich do you have to be to be filming on a vlog camera and a fucking airplane that
you own a hundred million dollars on?
What is Stompin's title, bro?
Luna is my son.
I can't believe this guy has his own airplane.
Like not private jet, no no, he has his own airplane.
How does that make any sense bro?
The kid that stole 40 million dollars from the government's like many of you know the US government is the sixth largest
I'm gonna get my food I'm gonna get my food as much as
All right, let's go.
120,000 bitcoins worth an estimated $23 billion.
I did not.
What do you mean no way we would have sold that to each other?
Fuck, Steve.
Which have mostly been sitting around for the last decade.
Occasionally the government decides to sell some other holdings for cash in order to
fund victim restitution and federal law enforcement programs.
To do this, they rely on a network of private contractors to help store, manage
and liquidate their assets. Luckily for you, your dad owns the MBSS, a Virginia-based contractor
company focused on technical consulting for federal agencies, like the U.S. commercial service.
This gives you the unique opportunity to bid on their ongoing contracts, and it so happens
they're looking for somebody to cash out $4 million for them. You convince your dad to
allow you to take care of that contract through his company. Now's the time to get to work.
You open up Cursor and use AI to code up in exchange to pass the crypto through, but once
you go into your first transfer you realize they're just leaving you the private keys.
This gives you a golden opportunity, now that you have full access to the wallets you can
just siphon the crypto out, as much as you want.
You already planned to give your-
I don't like this video.
We need another video.
But what's a good video?
traffic stop turns into a one million dollar cocaine bust.
It's like something X would watch.
Officers pulled over a college student after observing him driving without a seat belt.
Well, there's no way cops pull people over that don't use fucking seat belts, bro.
But what first seemed like an average day on the job would soon reveal one of the
the department's biggest contraband boss within city limits.
But behind his nonchalant demeanor,
he held a massive secret that police were soon to discover.
I want to do the poll on the right, that's all.
Okay, that's good.
I'm sorry, we're here now, it's all set.
Okay, that's all.
Let's go where you see, pop the right way, okay?
Sorry about that.
Turn my arm, that's all.
Okay, I don't want that,
I don't want that, that's all agreement.
That's the registration.
So are you on the national agreement?
Yeah, I should be authorized secondary.
Is there anyone you guys can switch it up with a plate?
I don't remember.
I got it to an accident.
It doesn't work that way.
It doesn't work that way?
No.
Is it in the sentimental?
All right, just hop off, guys.
Is there a reason why?
Yeah, I want to talk to you outside of the car.
You can reject the car.
Yep, go on up.
Is there a reason?
Yes, I want to speak to you outside of the car.
Instantly, I don't like this.
instantly I don't like this cop, bro
Check the thing is no, I don't know why y'all ever went into those like cops
Chad y'all ever like went into those cops that like are super attitudine and super bossy just because they're a cop
So annoying so annoying
All right.
Are you weapons on you?
No weapons.
I'm not patting you down to that.
It's coming around.
Just follow you.
Just parking.
Just sign on my right side.
Just rest it by the right way.
So what's happening?
So before you search up, I usually go like a cannon.
Before you search up my name, pregnancy.
Uh huh.
Okay.
I put this in the patch right here.
Same name as me.
Okay.
So it's usually getting confused.
Yeah, I got you.
Just follow me.
It happens.
I usually get pulled out a lot, and I know people.
They usually confuse me for anything.
I've never met you. I have no f***ing clue who you are or your brother.
Appreciate it.
I don't care. Alright.
So it's your cousin's rental?
Yes.
Who's your cousin?
What are you going to do now?
I'm going to get a police change at Firestone.
I've been on the road for a very long time.
And I got two nails on the tire, so right after that I'm going to get that situated.
And where are you coming from now?
School. I got promised college.
Oh yeah? You see?
Where did you start it up?
Finance.
I went to Roger Williams and won a justice transfer there.
transfer there. What do you do for work? I'm a bus driver. I want to become a bus driver.
My mom's a bus driver. She told me to get me that. And my life got on weekends. I just
took this car for the day. How's your license? My license is good. I don't know snowman.
I've been playing probably after this, but I'm just eating right now. I haven't had
I had a meal all day.
You're such an arrested?
Never been arrested.
Never in your life?
Never in my life.
You already had a class?
No, I'm having class today.
Nice.
Where's they?
No class.
But tomorrow is my busy days.
It's at five o'clock.
Where's your cousin at?
Anything illegal in the car?
No, nothing illegal.
The firearms?
No firearms.
No cooking?
No laundry?
I mean I smoke marijuana but yeah no big deal no large amounts of marijuana okay
no one prescribed medications why we say whoa whoa whoa whoa why is this guy
saying all this no no no can I be honest bro I think someone set this guy up
bro no why well I've never been pulled on like I've been pulled over like a
a couple times for like speeding or like again like missing a red light
whatever but everything I've been ever pulled over I've never been asked to
just be John's in the car it's always like is there any weapons in the car I
don't know some sus what's in the battle of medical marijuana and trash bag
the back it is highly on the empty a full well a lot of the box of
It's just like a thousand of them in there.
No.
Trash bags full of stuff.
No big deal.
Not a thousand.
No.
I think it's a lot.
It's full of stuff.
I like small problem stories.
Yeah, that's cool.
But I don't do nothing.
Anything legal?
No.
Do you want me to tie you down?
No.
All right.
Still don't fight.
For a chance to look down your life.
So you've never been in trouble?
Never been in trouble.
How come your brother's not getting me?
I mean, your cousin's not getting me out of here.
Can't be being bigger.
Okay.
Can I have a seat in my car?
You know, under arrest, okay?
All right.
Whoa, whoa, what is this?
What the fuck?
Nuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
This cop, no, yeah, this cop sucks.
He knows something, yeah.
Bo, you don't just pull someone over
for not wearing your seatbelt
and then do all of this just because of that, no.
Okay, for the fuck, okay.
Alright, listen, I've been doing this a long time, alright?
Well, I look for drugs and drugs.
So, if you're forthcoming with me, I'm gonna be cool with you.
I'm just telling you my side, alright?
I understand.
So, obviously I have a job to do, alright?
I'm good at my job, alright?
You're displaying a lot of things to me that make me very suspicious.
Like what?
That's what I understand.
Alright?
So, this is kind of your last opportunity.
If there's anything small in that car, I don't care about small amounts of drugs.
I'm gonna be completely honest.
Just living my honor. Yeah, what's a little bit finally learning to office. It's just in boxes. So it looks a lot
Yeah, just hang up. Thanks. I thought and I have um
My stuff on the nearby. Yeah, how many phones you got so it's probably like
But a lot of those are not even like on
You understand a lot of them are just like that for you. So you're studying finance planning my last year
Did you just leave the dispensary? Is that why it's all in the car? What's the story? Well, honestly?
I smoked a lot of freaking weed, bro.
A lot of freaking weed.
Okay.
I like to speak a lot of language.
Well, not a lot.
I don't really consider that a lot.
Do you sell it?
Or what?
I don't know.
I would say I sell it like my brother's.
Put your boys up, whatever.
My brother smokes a lot of weed.
I have a lot of cigarettes.
Okay.
How much cash is in the car?
I just took the car for the very, the very day.
I can't say it in bottles.
Price is like $5.
Okay.
Where'd you pick the car?
Robert.
Where's that?
Whereabouts?
Give me a second.
While laws surrounding THC vary greatly state by state,
it is legal in Rhode Island.
And personal possession, whether on your person
or in your vehicle, up to one ounce or 28 grams,
is considered legal, only if in sealed child-proof packaging.
However, despite its legality, the mere sight, smell,
or admission of having THC still gives officers probable cause to conduct the search.
But upon searching the vehicle, police would soon discover a lot more than the suspect was letting on.
I
Is it illegal to sell weed if you don't like a license or anything right?
I'd assume yes. I'm gonna assume yes. Okay. Now another question chat now now another question another question
How can they prove he's selling it?
Jack for instance if he was selling it, but he and he didn't have any cocaine in the car
Like could he still get in trouble
Anything over two pounds is considered distributed here at two ounces.
I'm not going to look.
Yeah, I'm going to look.
Good talk to me.
I'm the couple of them.
Despite the man feigning his innocence, the officer knew he was hiding something, so
So he returned to the man's vehicle to try and get a closer look at what he saw hidden
behind the cop holders.
Get the fuck outta here bro, get the fuck outta here.
He knew exactly where to search, bro. He knew exactly where to search.
Damn, freakin' T-Roll dude.
Oh my god. Holy s***.
I just found some stuff in the car that we have to talk about.
Got some stuff.
Yep.
So just hang tight for me.
All right.
I think this one is a little stronger.
All right.
Thanks.
It's great.
So again, he drives by me, he's like freaking out, I'm looking at him, he's right in front
of me, so I stop him, no seatbelt.
You can go on, I want this on camera.
Okay.
Alright, he pulls in front of me, he's coming this way.
All four.
We're at the car in New York, he's not out of mental, can't provide mental treatment.
Cousin's cop behavior, so they're going to be interviewed for some big trash bag
full of blood.
They're going to want him.
Appears to be over two ounces, right?
He's, I go through my whole idea, gives me an accent, consent to pass, pat him down,
nothing on him, extremely nervous, numerous cell phones in the center console,
$1,000 in the center console.
So I'm searching the car and I see, so the third row, I fold down the back seat,
get to the third row and I look, I see a couple of minutes.
It's not fixed properly in the car.
So I pick it up and I can see, appears to be a tanner at the end.
I think there's like five kilos in the rear of this car right now.
So I'm just gonna, I have probably cause I cannot articulate everything.
I just want the dog just to make it concrete.
And I'm gonna take it off.
It's like very blocky.
But it's all right.
Okay. I'm pretty confident.
I could be wrong.
So I saw one, like, it's down there.
here. And then I looked further and I saw two stacked ones wrapped in red tape,
wrapped in black tape. Before tearing off the man's cup holders to see what's inside,
a canine trained in contraband detection is brought on scene, in hopes a positive alert
is given to confirm what the officers have suspected from the beginning.
Come on.
One, two, three, four.
I think I got it.
Ah, come on.
Just a little.
It's like this.
Yeah, hop.
Look in here, Shay.
Look right here.
I got it.
Look this way and then over.
Look, it's all cut out.
It's not almost.
There's two over here, too.
It's that one.
It's a kill.
It's that one.
Right?
That's my phone.
I want to take a photo.
No, I don't need it.
I'm going to rip it right off.
He's got the weed right here to mask the odor of the fucking drugs.
He's got the weed right here to mask the odor of the drugs.
He's got the air blast.
Where is it in the corner of him?
That's all right there.
Yep, right over here.
All right, it's Teddy, right?
Yes.
OK.
I'm just going to read you your rights
and just make sure you listen, OK?
Absolutely.
You have the right to remain silent.
Do you want to talk to me?
I don't know what's going on.
I found some packages in the rear quarter of your vehicle
that are indicative of heavy amount of narcotics.
OK.
What do you know about it?
I don't know about it.
OK.
So you don't know if this car's loaded with a bunch of kilos?
I don't know, nothing was.
It was loaded with a bunch of kilos.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Okay.
Right there, right there.
Hold it.
You got a multi-tool?
I got one.
Now wait, Chad, I have a question, bro.
If you get caught in your possession,
but you genuinely didn't put it there, what happens?
One, two, three, four.
I see five right now.
Give me one good pullback now.
Holy...
I'm gonna try to pull up here.
I won't be pulled.
I don't care.
Just leave them all right here for now.
That could be anything.
That could be that quote.
Oh my goodness gracious.
I thought
They come and keep coming baby keep coming
Holy
All right, this whole friend is gonna kill this whole friend is loaded. I'm gonna have to put him
How much money does that look like to you?
How much is that like that?
Millions?
Alright, do you have a buddy back?
Oh, you're under a scratch?
Any week loosens a load?
Yeah, I told you I'm going to be full of new young people.
And that's how I can go spit.
You need to keep her.
I can stick my finger in there. You're okay.
Thank you.
I'm gonna hold the flash so you stick your head and ask if there's some more down there, I can't say
down there
All I know is this was with a hundred percent a setup and it's just so fucked
This is crazy
This is crazy, bro. I think I got a lot
Oh
It throws me down
Yeah, let's just put that oh
This has to stay right there. That's the money shot. That's the money shot. That's everything I've worked for
brah
I think she's gonna get a fucking rate
I mean honestly like just W I guess W cops like who wants joint in the sheet by those guys
He's talking a little too sus, bro. He's too happy, bro. He's too happy. I don't like it, bro
Oh, he's, I don't know.
They're so happy to fuck up his life,
that she shamed us.
What was I saying?
Oh my God.
Guys, did we rip the other side off?
That's good, thank you.
Good point.
See, I got title fish.
There's still a lot of little ones left.
And this one's solid.
I wanna say there might be one more down there.
That's why I'm trying to get Sodge,
because it sinks down.
There could be a couple more that fell.
I don't know how to get at them.
But we don't have to get at it right now.
correct so we'll take the photos down to BCI how does he know there's more down
there take him to the station take his phone oh yeah I got a open container
a thorough search of the suspects vehicle revealed a vast quantity of contraband hidden deep within
his rear cop holders police seized nine tightly wrapped packages which later tested positive
for cocaine a total of 11 kilograms
my god bro holy shit the substance was contained within the packages with an approximate street
value of between $350,000 to over $1 million. Alongside the massive haul, police also located
11 pressed fentanyl pills and an enormous quantity of THC products, equating to well over one ounce.
As the suspect, Teddy Lopez had originally stated, but the police were about to make
even more shocking discoveries.
What do you mean?
You're in half the paperwork to do.
Well, how about a great question, Kyle?
Shane said he's going to help them with all of it.
Hey, it's happening.
Yeah.
You mind if I pull the jackpot?
Pull the weed, and again, I'll leave that over the tail.
Get me another paw, please.
OK.
I'm going to pull the jackpot.
Over a seafelt, seafelt stop.
We only got where we could reach, so there's a good chance that there might be more.
So I want to bring it right to the station, right to the BCI bay.
Is there anything in there?
No, it's a bit out of the way, but you can rip that one out right now.
Yep, yep, yep, he's forgiven for all.
Yeah, he's forgiven for everything.
I don't know about everything, but we can talk about it.
All right, we'll see you.
All right.
Justin, you waiting for tow?
Yeah.
All right, you don't need that car out of your sight.
I'm going to call right now.
Dad, you stay right behind the tow driver.
You don't fucking look, and it's going to the station.
It's going into the BCI bay.
21-year-old Teddy Lopez was charged
with numerous felony offenses, including possession
with intent to manufacture or sell fentanyl,
possession with intent to manufacture or sell cocaine,
possession with intent to deliver a schedule
One and two controlled substance, drug conspiracy, distribution or manufacturing contraband in
or around schools, and keeping or maintaining a common nuisance.
On January 28th, 2026, Teddy Lopez entered a plea of no contest to possession with
intent to distribute fentanyl and felony drug conspiracy. While the remainder of his charges
were dropped, he was sentenced to eight years in prison on each count to run concurrently.
Lopez was ordered to serve 21 months in custody, with the remaining 75 months being suspended.
Upon his release, Teddy will be subject to eight years of probation, but if he violates
It's his probation. Lopez may be ordered to serve the remainder of his 75 month suspended
sentence behind bars.
So you got 28 months. That's not horrible. That's not horrible. But like, uh, bro, can
imagine you live only eight, like you are lucky to see 85, 90 years. Imagine two of
Those years were just gone afk hours like afk hours behind bars afk hell no, bro
I mean honestly though, that's probably
Afk hours bro, like that's so bad like literally you just wasted so much time in your life, bro. Oh
My god, that was so ass
What is everyone doing, bro? We can low key play fierce the fathom. Oh my god
Wait this guy's actually in club content, too
They were, um, they walked into the front of my band.
Holy shit.
We're all doing, we're all doing cop content today.
Um, fierce to fathom chat?
Fears to fathom chat?
Fears to fathom, I'm pretty sure what it was.
Episode 3, Carson House.
Install.
Fears to fathom heart.
Chat also bro, alien ice, wait, one more?
Chat, do you guys want to react to one more video?
Go watch FatStream, why?
For questions, I'll pause the class for questions a bit.
I'll pause the chat for questions a bit.
But yeah, but, hold on,
Let me open paint.
I don't get it. Why are we watching a stream?
Why are we watching a stream? I don't get it.
I'm sorry.
Alright, Chad. So, obviously the most common way to dodge a PCTEC is a factory reset or windows re-install or reformat...
MARA!
Which there would be no way. Or like, basically...
Chad, one more video? Or, uh, Chad one more video or Carson House, if you're the founder?
One more video? Or...
EEEEHHH
Chad, one more video? Like one more cop video? Or, um... Carson House?
I
Just run up all
March, do you want a pull please?
Alright.
Alright, let's do one more video.
Honestly, I'm gonna do one more video too, honestly, not a bad shot, not a bad shot, not a bad shot, not a bad shot.
Um, how police stopped an airport mass shooting?
Officers quickly mobilized when two sisters walked into the police station
to report that their father, whom they had just spoken to on FaceTime,
was on his way to the airport to commit a mass shooting.
shooting.
Okay, we just looking we just have a situation going on.
Oh, okay.
You're welcome.
Yeah, he does have a dog.
Oh, for a second.
It's a dog pleasure.
You're welcome, Billy.
Yes, ma'am.
Is the guy named Billy?
Yes, ma'am.
Billy.
All right.
We have hands.
Put your hands behind your back, sir.
Put your hands behind your back.
What the f**k?
Why the f**k is this guy singing bro?
Holy s**t!
and do you see this fucking AR?
Can I have that wheelchair, can I have that wheelchair, please?
Hello, Barley?
You want to sit here in the chair?
You're welcome, what's that?
Sit down. Sit down, Billy. Sit down.
What is this?
I ain't done this wrong. I ain't done this wrong.
What have you done wrong?
Wait, wait, I don't understand so
Wait
That chair is going to break it she is too fat to carry him
Yo, I just can't retarded
I'm not going to go flying somewhere today.
I'm in the airport, so we're flying somewhere today.
Most of us stay in the airport.
The airport's not open to the young public.
Not only in person, buddy.
You ever heard no one?
We're in person, buddy.
That's not what you need.
Like I said, you're just attaining under arrest.
Well, I mean, how do you get on the road?
Staying in the airport?
You have to have efficient business to be in the airport.
You have to have a boarding pass
or a regional service behind you.
You're not supposed to be at the airport if you're not flying anywhere and you don't work here.
You gotta do like high off something, right Jack?
I'm high with power.
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
So you're looking like a double-shoil?
A bullet.
Being at the airport.
A bullet?
I'm like an idiot.
How?
Being at the airport?
Yeah, such a crime.
What's wrong, Paul?
You can't fight my Paul.
It's right here. Nobody needs your phone, dude.
You're saying this is a public place.
It's not a public...
Chop, if you get, if you have a bullet on you, but no gun, do you still get arrested?
Three, just have a second, you'll be right here if you're not able to get out.
Please, put these on front of me, please.
With Billy finally secured, officers began searching the white Chevy truck.
During the search they recovered vital evidence that made them realize they had stopped a tragedy
before it happened. But little did they know. Things were about to get even worse.
Sir, take your baby down there and wait.
That truck, we got an emergency situation.
That truck, go down there.
OK, sir.
Yeah, he does.
Stay away from now.
Yeah, go that way.
How y'all doing?
You got an emergency situation right there?
Y'all go down that way.
Yeah, this is the truck.
He's got a dog in there.
Yo, look back, bro.
I mean, you never know.
I'm glad you couldn't feel he thought
about doing anything if he was capable of doing anything.
He wanted to run or something, he wanted to take off
He didn't take it to the city
He wanted to do some more games
I don't all of the people that I could have walked through to
I'm like, cheese right here
There's a mag right here
There's some rounds
Oh, there you go
What the fuck?
Yeah, let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
So, really, what's going on?
Come on, man.
I'm telling you I'm done.
You got a handle breathing?
You need some water?
No.
OK.
We're going to get you checked out, OK?
We're going to get EMS here to make sure you get it.
Get away.
I'm telling you, let's go out of EMS to all those people.
He's explaining that we have a trouble breathing.
I'm trying to make a lot of people not be able to breathe.
Very good.
That's a whole lot of pain.
Barret.
You're trying to kill me.
Nobody's trying to kill you.
We had, uh, we made activations of coming here to try to harm people at the airport.
I feel bad.
Hey, you're getting demodded for that one.
Uh, chat, we're looking for a new mod.
I don't want to know about it, man.
I don't want to know.
It's my life.
You're running for your life?
Yes.
Running for who?
Who?
Running for who?
I don't know if I want to kill me.
Who is that?
I'll tell the site police.
I'm not sure.
We're trying to do some questioning.
And we can get some better clarification.
It's hard for you to do anything good.
Yeah.
Who's standing in charge of course.
They're watching the news.
They're getting detained.
That's the one they're trying to do.
I love you so much. God bless
you. I love you. I love you.
They got it. They got it.
They got the driver. That was
a good job. You did a good
I broke the ticket at 936.
I just see nobody was in there, so I look for a minute, you know,
make sure nobody was coming out.
I didn't know anything.
I caught your nose looks mad good today.
Hey, he's not here.
He's not even here.
26 rounds 26 rounds in the magazine
26 rounds in the magazine
They are they are
Not I have a question though are you allow aren't you allowed to have a gun?
in your car or
No, cuz I don't know chat I live in Canada, bro. I don't know how America is
So what did he do wrong if he has a gun in the car
The way he came in first and like this like the way he was standing like he was like standing
I mean he has to be on like some type of drug bro, right?
The EMTs arrived shortly after and concluded that Billy's vitals were normal, along with
his oxygen levels and blood pressure.
As the investigation progressed, officers found three empty shell casings in different locations,
two inside the truck, and one in Billy's pocket.
A new group of officers came on duty to handle Billy's transfer.
And that's when things started to get even stranger and more disturbing.
What's going on Billy?
A sample of what?
You put urine in there?
What are you talking about?
A sample of what?
That is not water, sir.
Put it down in the corner will you?
Put the bottle down, sir.
Sir, put it down.
I'm thinking in front of the camera sir, put the bottle down on the shelf.
Yeah, that's a good choice, right? Like, what the fuck's wrong with this guy, bro?
Tase it around. Tase you. You ain't gonna like it.
Now, we ready to put the bottle on the shelf.
No.
Okay, so we're ready to put the bottle on the shelf.
No.
Hold on.
Okay.
And we're just after him up.
Okay.
He get in there and you try to do anything with that peer and do anything.
You don't want to feel a lot of pain, okay?
What's he doing?
He's drinking his piss.
Hold on.
You kidding?
What is this going on fuck he's drinking his piss
Bar
Look
Look at the look of this guy's face when she said it was healthy. Yes, please. Yeah, look at this. Look at this. Look at this
Yeah
I don't trust them, it's almost gone.
Hey, it's off in the drain, run it.
Hey, stop it, stop it, stop it.
Okay, so we're ready,
we're not gonna agitate them or we're not gonna
let them do anything.
All right, sir, we gotta come in, okay?
Just stay like that, hey, give me a second.
Hey, spread the arms from your eyes.
Stay right there.
I ain't doing it, man.
Me, too, sir.
Oh, this is wrong, man.
Get this hand.
I mean it, I'm sorry.
Y'all know it's wrong, man.
Thank you so much for our spotlight, sir.
We have really changed.
Yeah, I mean, I mean it, sir.
Get in.
Please, man.
Come over, man.
Does he need two handcuffs?
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that.
Come on out.
We'll try it again.
Turn your butt in the other direction.
Oh, what is happening?
Breathe.
Oh, my god.
Oh my God.
Oh.
Damn.
Oh my God.
He's good to go.
Several times.
We could fit, but he was spreading out.
So, he's doing pretty much what he's doing.
He's doing just fine.
Is he good?
He's in.
You all right, man?
He's been doing all that?
That's a urine.
Wait a minute.
He's getting it out again?
Did anything happen?
He's trying to make it...
Can you pull over so we can...
No.
He's got a trap. We've got to get him to...
This guy's choking himself.
He's got a leg, he's got a leg.
He's got a leg.
Bro, what the fuck?
What is that doing?
What's this guy doing?
man see what's going on with everything that he drank once again thank you ready
right here throw it out throw it out fucking bitch fucking bitch you fucking
bitch you fucking bitch it was not supposed to be a game why is that on
the video bro why is that on the video bro
hello anything it's just the the ingestion of your and probably had
I
Like I can fucking go to hell bro
Did I am so glad I finished my food bro, I am so I
Am so glad
That I finished my food bro. I finished my food bro. I finished my food
I
Let's finish the video we got we gotta finish the video we gotta finish the video
Yeah, we gotta finish the video, but like I'm gonna skip like two minutes, bro
Cuz this guy's fucking retarded
It was like a gagging effect so we were like, you know the salt, I guess so let you guys
check him I think he's clear we'll keep going the
clicker.
Anything else come out?
Are we going to leave him there?
We won't know until he gets up out of the bench.
Okay.
Do you guys have seen anyone?
Chunks?
No no we haven't.
chunks in the cell or anything it's just the ingestion of urine probably had an
effect on him. It looked like he's better right now.
Let's go ahead man. You feeling all right, chef?
Hey, Billy, what was the last time you ate something?
It looked really good.
Yeah, we were right on?
They gave us the green light, right?
You ready, Billy?
It's getting something.
It could be nothing.
okay okay stop he's not he's not he's not doing that he's just trying but he's not
so you gotta sit up
he's in
try to stand up dude
Fuck this guy, fuck this guy, Billy.
KSYM-MUK, you fucking Billy bitch.
What'd you say?
Hey, you got a headache?
You got a headache? I'm sure.
Billy was booked into jail and interviewed by medical personnel,
where he explained that he had liver cirrhosis
and had previously attempted...
died, but was revived.
It was later discovered that Billy was a convicted felon
with a prior arrest for...
possession.
His family believed he was experiencing a mental episode
and that he had been live streaming on social media
before heading to the airport.
Federal prosecutors charged Billy
with attempted violence at an international airport,
interstate communications containing threats,
and being a felon in possession of a firearm.
At the local level,
he was charged with making terroristic threats,
criminal attempt to commit aggravated assault,
possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony,
and possession of a firearm by a felon.
Billy was denied bond and remains in federal custody.
YouTube thinks you'll love the video on screen.
Click.
So what does that mean?
Chow, what does that mean?
Court is later.
All right, Chow, Carson, how's this go?
My name is Noah. I am a 28 year old male from the Midwest. I have no idea why I'm sending
this, but I hope my story can be a lesson. This happened to me when I was 18, but I remember
this incident like yesterday as the trauma dictated a major part of my life.
For a little background, my dad was a realtor and almost always became friends with his
clients.
One day, he came home and pitched me a small job offer for the weekend.
One of his old clients was going away for a few days.
They needed somebody you can trust to watch over his house.
The man worked as a poo at a local media company.
My dad told me that a man would pay me $100 just to wash the house and do some basic chores.
I accepted the offer as I had nothing interesting going on through the weekend.
Besides, I thought I could use my time to get my work from school done.
Plus, I wasn't picky where my pocket money came from.
My dad drove me to the house.
What the fuck?
What is happening?
Am I high?
Bleach? Where did you put it? Who are you? Where's the bleach? I need the bleach.
I said I need bleach.
Noah? Noah?
Nap time's over we're here.
We're here. You said you could do this. Wake up now. Wake up Noah. Noah wake up.
I'm dreaming. Oh, I fell asleep in the car.
Roy called and said he knew the keys should be under the fake rock.
He said it's in the backyard.
Keep the doors locked and don't open the door for anyone.
In the backyard.
The fake rock.
So that's gonna leave me on a watch.
I had to pee.
What the fuck?
bad rain, bad rain
Thanks for taking the job kid, I really appreciate you doing this, I'm sorry I can't even look
I just had the weirdest dream ever
No problem Mr. Carson, my pleasure really ha ha he's my dad.
I wouldn't have asked for anyone if it wasn't for Zeke.
Boy, he's been a little sick lately.
Why is this game so scary?
This game gives me like weird vibes, I don't know why.
Speaking of which, I want to run you to get him dog food from the basement!
Where the ffff?
You can grab the flashlights in the storage room upstairs.
Have y'all ever been in like a paranormal or like creepy phase in your life or like
experience. Have y'all ever been like a paranormal slash, like break-in slash? Mr.
Carlson's bedroom had this weird smell of wet clothes.
Is this the storage room?
Did I pass the storage room?
Oh.
Hell no.
Why do I feel like this is gonna be a fucking chat?
I'm going to play an Alien Isolation after tomorrow. Do you think that's a good game?
Never played it in my life, bro.
Dogs.
If I was dog food, where would I be?
Up your ass.
Forgot, forgore it's in with the two months.
I love you so much God bless you Emperor,
with the two months I love you.
Jacks, the two months I love you.
Kirk, the one with the prime, I love you guys.
God bless you bro.
I had to open the can.
Check if you guys have a dog or a cat or no pets.
What is that noise?
What's that noise?
I have six monkeys?
Mura Mura what the fuck?
Hey kid, heard from Walter you're a computer whiz.
I have a favor to ask about computers and acting weirdly.
My system is tied to it.
Chat, when your parents have like some internet issue or like some electric, like, like, like
technology issue, are you the one that like fixes it for them?
Type your password.
Meow, meow.
Cat.
Meow, meow.
Password hints.
Surely he has, like, the password somewhere.
I don't like the music in this game, it's scaring me bro.
Chad am I dumb?
Fucking asshole. Al Carson 5387
Al Carson 5387
He probably has a virus.
Egg.exe.
Egg.exe sus.
Tell that to my kid, but thanks, I'll drop you a nice tip when I get back.
And now we can check on these security cameras.
Avalon Cooper.
Oh, how do you go wash the feed?
Why do I feel like I'm looking at fucking job scanners out of Balevia?
Hello.
Welcome.
Cooking.
I'm Jeffrey.
And today we are cooking.
A cow.
It's my fave, it's super enjoyable.
It's my fave, it's...
Chat, have y'all ever tried watching a show or movie with someone on FaceTime and try
Try to play it at the same time?
Every time I have Eusex.
What?
Yes, every time I have Eusex.
Imagine having an iPhone.
Jet, who here has an iPhone?
He here has an Android.
I will be preparing what's known as a piece of cardboard dipped in milk.
We will need a piece of cardboard, a glass, and some milk.
To start, we pour the milk into the glass.
Also, I think you should get the groceries before it gets too dark outside, there's
some cash in my nightstand. There's some cash in my nightstand.
If you're in trouble, get something for yourself as well.
For your trouble.
How do I know where the store is?
You can take Alex's bike, it's outside the garage.
How do I know where I'm supposed to go?
How are you brother?
How are you?
I'm doing good, how are you?
So I need ranch, strawberry, jelly, milk, and eggs, honey, ketchup, all right.
Rice Uncle Tony's only Chad do you guys see rice anywhere can you shut the fuck
up
and speak of the devil turner andy but your girl was here she just left my
girl what was her name Kara or something dude I said they're not dating anymore oh
yeah he hopped to that other chick so quick I didn't even realize don't listen
to him but dude she bought tons and tons of cans I think she's throwing like a
party or something if you know anything about it she looks way older without
makeup milk energy you I think she's more like golf
Golf, Milf, Energy.
Anyways dude, what are you up to tonight?
Just chillin', you should come with us dude.
We're going to the movies after this.
After house, said I can't bro.
You mean that Alex, he goes to my school with my sister.
Heard kids are real weird though, especially since his parents split up.
You guys have fun bro.
I'll see y'all around bro.
I see y'all, I'll see y'all around
You fuckin' bitch
Bro, I just gotta jump scare, what the fuck?
You fuckin' bitch
No, I don't work here
My son likes mustard
And I can't find mustard
Okay?
I don't fucking business. Don't jump scare me next time. The fuck?
Uncle Tony Rice.
Milk.
And eggs. Alright chat.
Should be everything.
Wait what did I forget?
Garden peas.
Chat where are the garden peas?
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Are you the garden?
Shut up!
Now we should be done.
Chad, did y'all used to go out for long bike rides when you were younger?
Is this the house?
All right, I have to pee.
All right, beautify with the tier one I love you
A-M-A-Max? A-M-A-M-C-X?
With the five- uh, with the- with the pli- I love you, God bless you.
Holy shit.
Dude, you said you're at Carson's right, you need to see this search up Roy Carson divorce on the internet right now.
It's not usual for audience to be nosy about some of the celebrities people's matters but
The sun isn't just too overbearing.
Sources say it really come.
Uh...
Who is it?
Your delivery for your one medium size from Pizza Depot, sir?
I didn't order any pizza.
You're one medium-sized pizza.
You must have been going, I just...
This is 224 Blomort, right?
It's ordered by the name of, um...
Roy Carson.
Here.
Sharp, with the prime cell.
I love you, God bless you.
Hey, this is probably a very strange request.
Do you think I can wait inside until the rain's over?
Uhhhhhhhhh
No.
Oh.
I understand.
Oh yeah, but good day.
The fuck?
Hossie's the prime, I love you, God bless you.
Get the fuck back in your car, dumbass.
Chat, would you guys let a random stranger in your house if you were home alone?
You're a target.
Holy fattass.
What am I watching?
Silver legend with the three bonds.
I love you bro.
God bless you chap.
Why would anyone want to watch horror games, horror movies, when they're home alone?
And holy fattass! How would you go but eat a whole pizza by yourself?
Jack, what are you doing in the park?
You'll have to spend the night in the dungeon if you don't.
If you tell me, look at my radius of 2 square meters, I think it's there.
My name is Jack Farnes. I have been held hostage by Mr. Holland for 37 days. He makes me so fat for it.
I
Nice why the fuck is my guy still eating
Shout one line heard a knock, right?
Did I not hear a...
Did I not hear a knock?
What the fuck?
What is that?
Flowers?
Hey, how are you?
you? What did you have for dinner? Unknown sender. I assumed it was a wrong number.
That was strange, but I dismissed it and thought it was a weird coincidence and moved on. Besides,
At least I had a lot of work to catch up on.
Did I fall asleep?
While I was in the middle of my schoolwork, the power went off.
Why are you keep ignoring me? Why are you always mean to me? You are being very immature right now.
Or are you by yourself? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I don't need you to do this Todd. It's so much hotter anyways.
In that moment, I was certain that I had been pranked by another...
Oh my, why is it so dark, bro?
Holy shit, it's so fucking dark.
Besides him and Andy were the only people that knew I was home alone.
Chat, I can't chat cams, the power's out.
It was suddenly very cold outside.
The sick was acting very weird.
I turned the power back on.
turned the power off? I could tell that someone had cut the power from outside.
It had to be Turner, he was really sure that it pissed me off now.
Someone's in the house.
You said we'd stay friends.
Bro, while I heard someone open the door.
a wall I heard someone open the door. I had a strange gut feeling about the situation.
It sounds stupid now but I just didn't want to overthink it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
This wasn't like this, right?
The door's open and there's shit.
I heard something downstairs.
There is someone right there!
I could swear on my life, somebody turned on the oven.
I have to go down and check.
Wait, there's a nice missing!
Someone's in the house.
Hello?
He made me very uncomfortable knowing he was in the house.
I had to confront him.
Andy?
I know you're in the house.
Stop fucking trolling me.
He's messing with that, he's been snooping around the house, this is not cool.
Dude he's at my place right now!
We're gonna go to the movies with Brady, but then it started pouring so we stuck with the sleepover.
The only logical thing I could think about at the time was to keep an eye on the security monitor.
What the fuck?
I
Has a fucking nice she has a fucking nice
Oh my god, she's a fucking nice
Oh my god, she's a fucking nice!
She's in the room!
I
I'm going to go to bed now.
Whatever is happening between us, we can avoid it.
working out together. Don't play fucking dumb with me, Noah. I know you're in there. Open
the door. We just need to talk. It's forcing me to say something. I can't stay quiet. There
There is nothing to talk about.
I've always been nothing but nice to you.
But you always treated me like shit.
I know everything.
I know you left me for her.
Oh my god.
All three responses are horrible.
This is exactly why, at least she is not a junkie like you, it's different with her.
Oh my god, all of these options get me killed.
All of these options get me killed, bro.
It's different with her.
But I love you.
What about that?
We deserve a second chance.
You know I could turn you into the police for this, right?
Why did she go quiet?
bro i fucking hate scary games bro
I'm checking my cameras one sec, I'm checking cameras on God, I'm checking cams, chat I'm
checking cams one sec, I'm checking cams on God, I'm checking cams.
Okay, we're good.
We're good, we're good.
Do it, and I will fucking kill both of you.
Am I dead?
If I can't have you, no one else should.
Oh
I left the house and ran down the block, my dad called the cops, though by the time
they arrived she already had left the house but I knew where she lived.
Kara was one of the first people I met on the dating site. She was three years
older than me but I found out I found her acute so we started dating. However two
months into our relationship she started doing hard drugs. I tried to get her
help but she turned it around on me as if I was trying to change her. One day
I had enough and I had to break up with her. I told her to leave and
never contacted me again she was pissed. She was trying to convince one of the cops
she didn't intend to do anything wrong that night but of course the cop wasn't
buying it. They reviewed the footage and showed everything from the
point of her entry to the moment she grabbed the kitchen knife.
But the thing that mess with me most was the fact that nothing was stolen
from the house. Turns out she was heavily under the influence of drugs
and alcohol at the time. She was arrested and sentenced for a long while.
Oh
Bro chat the thing is someone in my chat said bro as a man you should be able to defeat a
Drugged out skinny lady with a kitchen knife
Bro, I don't know about that, bro.
Bro, chat isn't like one stab and you're just cooked.
Like one stab.
Are you just dead with one stab?
The stabbing cabin?
You tell me, you stab everyone with that big ass nose.
But why are you guys laughing at that?
That's not even funny, that's not even funny,
why are you guys laughing at that?
Chat, we have one, we're gonna go,
we have two more episodes of Fierce the Fathom.
We have Woodberry getaway and we have Iron Bark look out.
Fierce to fathom Iron Bark look out and then we also have Woodberry getaway.
Do we really want to play all of them in one night though?
if we play all of them in one night bro like what are we going to do?
save woodberry for tomorrow iron bark is cinema don't do iron bark it's so overplayed
muna go sleep right now since you want to stream early chat by the way bro what's better
bro streaming these late night streams or streaming in the morning what's better chat
late night late night on god late night late night early early late night is a vibe late night
because sometimes we get x collabs what is x doing right now chat bro that was like
Fucking scary bro. I'm not gonna lie
What the fuck is he playing
X, what the fuck is this game?
Is this game a XQC simulator in another life?
That joke did not hit.
I mean out of every video game in the world, X is playing Drain Simulator.
He's the only streamer on this game right now.
There is no other streamer on this game right now.
to hop on rocket league chat you know I'm in the mood chat I'm in the mood for
either rocket league or I'm in the mood chat I'm in the mood for rocket league
holy shellick tired Jesus more horror I don't know thing is chat I want to get
games but I also don't want to do too much horror games you guys really want
horror games huh thing is I don't want to play too much horror games I like
keeping horror games to like a perfect amount like one horror game a stream you
know I don't end up like queso low-key like one episode of stream
Chat thoughts on League of Legends?
Thoughts on League?
Chat League?
Hell no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hop on Rocket League?
The thing is if I play rock of the ground chat, I'm gonna get mad and break something bro. I just know I am I
Just know I am bro. I just know I
Play Valorant for once
Should we do Valorant today?
I think we'll do Valorant tomorrow.
Check tomorrow's segment.
I got a message for Sam.
Tomorrow, you're down.
1v1, Icebox, or you're coaching me for a segment.
Call of Duty? I think I'd rather put my balls in a toaster than play Call of Duty, chat.
The last good Call of Duty was like, the last good Call of Duty was, I don't even fucking
know. Chat, when was the last Call of Duty that was good? Modern Warfare 2? Chat, when
was the last good Call of Duty? Like Modern Warfare 2, Modern Warfare 3? No, that's a
That's a stretch, that's a stretch, that's a stretch.
Modern warfare 2019 was the last good quality.
Ah, no, Cold War.
Cold War was the last good quality.
Moody, would you trade your Sage band
for a Valorant band?
Fuck no.
Chad, I think I'm gonna get unbanned on CS,
or not CS, Siege, but with Chad,
It kind of like has to it kind of has to happen and if I don't then I'm gonna fucking make a hundred thousand accounts bro
I don't know
You're gonna have to happen bro. You don't even play Valorant anymore
Dude, yes, I do I just don't
Main Valorant anymore bro, and my life has been so much better
Bro, I went from shooting five hours a day six hours a day to twelve thirteen hours a day
Hey, bro, I am not a Valorant streamer anymore, bro, I'm a streamer.
I'm not a Valorant streamer anymore, I'm just a streamer.
Chad, do you guys really want one more horror game?
Yeah, say goodbye to the early streams.
All to be all to be getting yelled at by trend. I like actually though. Like actually
All right, Woodbury getaway chat woodbury getaway or iron bark look out
As you are in work
Let's go three ID bro, how are you bro?
Valorant ranked streamers are so boring as well. Yeah, I I
I agree I agree I don't know it's like it's like I don't know bro I mean I kind
of ran chat the thing was bro check the thing was let me put this in the
perspective chat all right and I'm gonna put the bait oh sorry for the flash
bang yo if you're on a mobile device bro are you know what I'll make this
better for you guys there you go chat listen bro the thing is there's like
There's this like Valorant bubble, right?
It's like this Valorant bubble and you have like,
but you have like, you have like, you have like
Subrosa, Shanks,
Somme,
Taric, Muta,
Demon One,
Dazznerth. Like bro, like there's like a thousand streamers trying to stream at
the same time doing the same thing every single day. Bro slid himself in there.
Yeah like bro like tens. Like bro it's just it's just aids you know like I
don't know where I was going with that paint but what I'm trying to say is
like there's no content in Valorant bro it's just Valorant ranked all day
you know sorry I don't know I'm retarded I don't know what I was doing with that
I don't know what I was doing with that but I don't know where I was going with
that but uh yeah it's like I don't know I'm just glad to be a streamer bro I
don't want to be a valorant streamer child I want to be a streamer but just
the slider 0.9 to 1.3 recommended 0.3
Bro, they got a fucking release and new game, bro.
If you have a story to share, send it at fearsthefathomstoriesatgmail.com.
A-12, what the fuck?
That's a day after my birthday.
That's a day before my birthday.
Hey, I noticed you were requesting story submissions while I was watching a youtuber play Fist of Adam Carson House.
What I'm about to recount happened when I was 24 or so at the time.
It feels kind of weird telling anyone about this story because of the bizarre and absurd nature of the whole thing.
But I feel like doing it so, mate, might help me process my memories of it.
I knew that sharing the story anywhere else would be a dumb idea because people would say I'm lying,
as I'm writing this in the scariest experience of my life.
I'm Jack Nelson.
I had a small job as a park ranger in a state park.
I was a fire lookout stationed in one of the largest forests in the Pacific Northwest.
Miles and miles of dense forest managed by the forestry service.
I had a salary that allowed me to make ends meet, but I couldn't afford to treat myself to restaurants
or nice clothes. My biggest accomplishment so far was being able to buy an RV for myself with a lot
of financial help from my dad. That RV was the only setup home I had at the time. This one time
I was transferred from one outpost to another because of some official circumstances. It was
It was a minor inconvenience to me, though since I lived out of my RV and like traveling,
I set a few good buys and I was off to the new location.
It was about a two hour drive.
I
Live the very solitary life
Turn off the jump scare top right just being surrounded by nature and gave me happiness.
The kid tease with the Prime sub. I love you so much. God bless you.
What the fuck?
Muda, can you drive a manual? Not really.
I can drive like... with paddle shifters. But I feel like anyone can.
What are you eating to stay lean I have like meal cups that I eat
Welcome to Twin River Diner. How are you doing today? Good. How about you? Feel free to take
any seat you like. I'll be right with you. Hello. Good sir. How does that taste, by
By the way, how's the food?
You just stared at me.
Pretty long day at work, huh?
Do you want to join me?
Good evening, I'm Barbara, Barbera. Are you ready to order? Yes.
Cheeseburger with fries, grilled cheese sandwich with onion rings, meatball sub with chicken
nuggets.
Chat, what are we in the mood for?
One, two, or three?
Muda, you fat-ass, you ate Chick-fil-A like 20 times.
Yes, I do. Yes, and you matter of fact, I had Chick-fil-A yesterday.
What would you like? Would you like anything to drink?
just a strawberry slush and that'll be it
sounds good I appreciate it
I've always had this habit of peeing before eating
Typical public restroom user.
I swear, can someone tell me why every time I go to piss at a public bathroom and there's
It's pissed everywhere.
Every time.
Wait, is it actually old people?
Is that why?
I never knew that.
I figured it'd be a while before I had a meal like this again.
Chat, do you guys rather have french fries or onion rings when you order like food?
Like what's your side?
Yeah me too.
Yeah, it was great.
Would you like to add anything else or should I get the chat please?
Here's the check, 7 dollars and 6 cents, 15% tip or 50% tip.
I feel like realistically we're all gonna do 15, let's be honest chat.
I hope you enjoy the rest of your ride.
Chat, I don't know if I'm shameless.
Can I be honest, chat?
Can I be honest? Can I be honest?
Chat!
I only tip above 25 to like 50%
if the girl is very good looking.
Sorry.
But usually I tip 15% no matter what.
But usually I tip 15% all the time.
Bro, come on, we gotta put some better songs on.
ten of us. Remember when I bought a CD to fake Chanel while she knew that she was a fraud but never told me about it.
Nine days when we catching up we just laugh about it.
I am Ice Man!
Yo, the shah-
yo, no no no
I am Ice Man!
Should I not be going in here?
Holy moldy you scared me. I thought you were one of them. One of who? May the Lord have mercy.
Anyways, can I see your corner please? I'm not a camper. I'm the new transfer fire lookout.
Hang on, let me check on that.
Okay, Pai, you're good to go. Your staff at Fire Tower 11. I apologize to the confusion
I was under the impression that the tower would have- Okay, bro. Hold the yapanology,
bro. Shut up. Let me open the chill gate for you.
Since you're arriving this late, you might also need this flashlight for the thing.
Now for our purposes, when you get to your tower, be sure to make your first weather report from your system just to make sure we all look and cloth the table.
FVP, you can reach out to Tower 12 during your staffing.
Thank you Billy.
Hey, just a piece of advice, don't travel any further than half a mile or north of your tower.
Bobcats and bears.
You got it.
Oh, I left my bag.
I didn't know that.
Pro playing scary games at night time tweaks me out bro.
11.32pm.
It was a long hike and it was starting to get cold now.
Seize us with the five gifted!
W's in the chat for Seize us!
W's in the chat for Seize us, bro.
I love you, bro.
God bless you.
Thank you, bro.
Everything needs a lot to you, bro.
God bless you.
I love you.
Living in a fire tower is not a glamorous job.
Imagine being out here alone for weeks at a time, it's not for everyone.
But I want you to stop and tell her to do your job to look out for fires or anything out of the ordinary.
Cabin was filled with aroma of wood giving me a sense of comfort.
I was finally in my new home for the next few months.
FB God is the tier one I love you, seize us with the tier one I love you, bro.
God bless both of you.
I forgot to turn on the generator.
Is that downstairs?
That's probably my, uh...
Starting rainbow 98.
I
Earn bark 11
Service report.
New guy, I haven't gotten your name yet.
What is it again?
I'm Jaff.
This is all your light, sir.
I gotta say, it's refreshing to see Tower 11 alive again.
Doctor, I gotta say, it's refreshing to see Tower 11 alive again.
Who is this?
I'm Connor, Fire Tower 12.
Isn't that the job?
But have to cover your area until you arrive.
Anyways, we'll bring you to this powering paradise of ours.
Ah, just looking for a change.
I'm a transfer from Iron Horse.
An experienced comrade. I can see why Mitch picked you.
I'm really tired.
You got a fire going?
Get her lit. The temperature is about to plummet.
You don't want to sit through the storm, shiver.
I don't see a small bit. Did you light it up yet?
Which stove should be around the entrance?
Get her lit.
So, where do I get wood from?
There's no firewood.
There must be plenty of the shack.
That's all Marley did.
The staffer who was in the lookout before you.
Get you wood.
One gritty woman.
Anyways, you better get that fire going.
You don't want to set through the store.
Yes, only you must be in your cabin.
But if not, you can always grab your supplies from the storage shack.
You don't want to sit through the store.
Yes, only you must be in your cabin, but if not,
you can always grab your supplies from the storage shack.
Is that the shack, Chad?
This must be the shack.
I see it. I see the smoke. Nice to see tower 11 alive again. Did you report for the night
again? No. Did you report for the night again? I can't do it then. You're an iron
bark to our reek, wired, to report every night before signing off. You don't want
That's point midget, your first night.
How do I, uh...
The temperature was 44.6 Fahrenheit.
What is this?
17 knots.
What is this?
44.6170 reported by Jock.
Wind?
Thunderstorm?
Clear.
You copy, new guy?
Yeah, right here.
I think I'm gonna sign off on the day.
Me too, it's getting tiring, bro.
Tower 12, signing off.
You have a good night, you guys.
Don't look at bed post-bite.
Goodnight, over and out.
Oh.
326 AM.
Connor? I had to pee. On my first night of being out of my cabin it gave me a strange
feeling. Being left here alone was somewhat unsettling. Jack, would y'all do this for
money? Like, $5,000 a month would you guys do this? In the middle of the woods for months.
Alright, time to go back to bed.
Life sure is great.
Let's take a picture.
Beautiful, beautiful day.
Today is going to be a good day.
Let's take another picture.
Uh...
Wait for me.
I don't think I should go this way.
Very nice.
Hey guy, you copy? This is高friar.
Got an order.
Got it.
Power 11, you copy?
What's up, man?
What?
Wait, fathers, to get a camping permit these days anymore.
Get a rise on the smoke north of your position.
Let me have a look.
The smoke was light.
Indicated on a campfire.
Is he that smoke up north?
Yes, I do, I do.
The spot that whitesip appears to be in the Lazy Trail Sector.
Which is not a registered campsite.
People like that don't bother to clean up apps themselves.
Fire risks are high to see them. Am I checking it out?
Put back on her.
Don't forget to carry your bear spray in these woods, new guy. Over and out.
Bear spray.
Chad, did you guys see bears? Yeah.
Why is my FOV so zoomed in?
I feel like Jason the Lean right now.
I was on the wrong trail.
I followed the trail that led me to the smoke.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
There was a guy!
I swear to God!
I need to put out the fire, right, chat?
Is that it?
Bro, there's something in these fucking woods.
I swear to God.
As I hiked the- What?!
I wasn't clicking!
What did it say, Chai? Does anyone know what it said?
As I had fucking bitch.
Now fuck it!
I have to report to Connor about the vacant camp site.
How it's all do copy hey, come on
Well first what's your status are you kidding me
Son of a bitch. I never learned do they what are they what do you mean by these bastards?
It's unbelievable
Has this been happening a lot of our time this month alone
bro anything else you notice those ones
must have been one of those red flocks
nooo
there was a man on the screen
but I heard from the rangers that a lot of cameras that are flocking to that area
lately because of the disappearance of those three kids
kids what missing?
a lot of mastic up
they were hiking with their families
it went off the trail and just vanished
no trace of them since
Oh my god, the fuck?
What?!
Muda, be honest, did you take the kids?
Entities?
Now you know one bitch had to staff tower 11, urgency.
Glad to be of service.
Anyways, thanks for staying good.
I gotta contact the authorities
so they can take care of this commotion first thing in the morning.
We can't tolerate these goons anymore.
Stay fine.
I'll personally make sure they never set foot in this forest again.
Give me update.
Over and out.
Over and out, Bill.
Alright, shot, let's, uh, 49.6.
49.620 knots 49.620 knots
Zero. Jack.
Mob made the same casserole recipe today.
Bro, does it look like I need to know how to make ingredients, bro?
Chai does it look like I need a fucking recipe sheet bro?
I am Gordon Ramsay bro!
I am Gordon Ramsay.
What is this?
What is it?
Job.
Sounds good, Tower 12.
Appreciate you bro, have an amazing night.
Good night bro.
I liked eating in bed. Chat, does anyone here eat in bed?
Chat, I would never eat in bed, bro.
My parents raised me to never eat in bed. I wonder, chat, how does it feel like to eat in bed?
I legit never eat in bed.
Like, the max I would do chat is like snack. Yeah, I would snack.
That's the max, like chips, maybe, and that'd be very careful, bro, because if I drop a chip
chat, that shit's getting disappearing.
Alright, let's side off.
It was getting cold.
Are you fucking serious?
I feel like I'm being watched, bro.
Should I feel like I'm being watched?
Alright chat, I'm going to bed bro.
I always close the boards before going to sleep.
Hi, chat. Everyone having an amazing night, bro. Sleep well.
I was woken by some...
The fuck?
of
Connor? Connor, do you copy? Connor? Connor, do you copy? Connor?
Connor, do you have any idea what time it is?
Connor, there's something that's on my door.
It's a complete new warning.
This is Skulled.
Yeah, you are.
It's a great day.
It's probably not good, no one needs to get infected with it.
We suspect that's with Marley, that's right.
I don't think these kids are messing around, bro.
These kids can be pretty creative with these pranks.
To watch them be horrible.
To be, they thought it would be funny.
This is serious. I don't think you understand, Connor!
I'm not going to carry away you guys. We're in the middle of nowhere.
Alright, here's what we'll do. I'll send someone to check in on you tomorrow.
For now, just lock your door, take a deep breath, and try to get some rest.
Tell me morning before you know anything.
Uh-huh. You're going to have to wait and check.
Connor didn't make any sense.
Oh my God.
Do I just die now?
Night three, okay, we made it, we survived.
The next day I woke up not being so sure if last night was real or just a dream.
Connor tried to reason it a harmless prank by some kids,
but there's something about that night that just felt darker.
There is something strange happening in those woods. 8.34pm.
Flare!
My paranoia of these woods kept getting more and worse and worse.
Hello?
Is anyone there?
I need help!
Please, someone answer!
Hello?
Is anyone there?
Uh, I need help!
Please, someone answer!
Hello?
Can anyone hear me?
Jack, uh...
Uh, thank goodness.
Uh, I'm lost and I'm...
I'm really starting to freak out.
Claude, are you good?
Take a deep breath, Claude.
Okay, okay.
What's the situation?
I...
I don't even know where to start.
I went out to explore the area and lost track of time and now it's dark and I can't remember the trail back to my truck.
I think I'm lost.
Can you describe your location?
I'm in the middle of the woods on this trail surrounded by trees. Everything looks different.
I thought shooting a few flare gun shots might get someone's attention but no one's come yet.
All I did was light up the trees and make everything look even scarier.
I just want to find a way out of here do you remember any landmarks can you
just try to surround by trees and remember passing a small stream earlier
I'm walking towards West right now because I remember walking east when I
came here thank goodness I see it see what I'm at a trail intersection now
but I can't remember if I should take the right trail or the left to get
back to the trailhead can you help me
I'm just so anxious, and I'll make a mistake if you're going further away from the rest of the room.
Just chill, chill.
He's at an intersection where he can turn left or right
and he came from east and he's going west.
Never eat sour watermelons, okay?
So he's over here.
he has to turn right he has to turn right he has to turn right yes turn
right yes turn right
I'm at a trail and I'm going to be honest I had my suspicions on the left trail
but if you say so right one it is I can accept trust myself with this
decision thanks for helping me through this no worries bro you're welcome
I'm right here!
What do you mean?
I hear you!
That's not me, Connor, that's not me!
I hear your whistles!
Connor, that's not me!
Connor, I'm in my tower!
What?
I see you behind the trees to my right!
Connor, whoa, whoa!
That's not me!
You're freaking me out!
get f**ked up you f**king b**ch
What are you doing at my tower at this time you fucking retard?
Got your tower supplies here just the usual essentials.
Shout out checking cams, we're almost suspicious.
Shout out checking cams.
I'm scared someone's on my house right now.
Okay.
Looks good bro.
Thank you for my supplies bro.
What were you doing there last night? What do you mean up north? Why were you there?
I was required to investigate...
A campfire smoke.
Oh lord, how mercy you must be.
Bobcats and bears, you be careful up there. Not especially if this is for himself and anything happened.
Obssually, it's a busy job. I've been hearing you've been a bit on the hedge, everything alright?
Oh Lord have mercy. Did you take a photo of it? No, I didn't think about it.
You know it's best if we don't dwell on things, pal. Besides, we can't really do the devils.
Anyways, it's getting late. I better get going. Just keep watch.
Connor, are you good?
Connor, dead.
I was hungry and wanted to call you, but I'm calling you.
Did y'all eat refrigerated food or no?
Do you guys heat up your food or no?
Like I heard people like to eat cold pizza on purpose.
Like, do you guys rather microwave your pizza or eat your pizza cold?
You guys are fucking crazy bro.
Cold pizza is good.
You are so nasty.
Cold pizza is amazing.
What the fuck?
Grown-ass man eating radiation, but that's so no my crevice does not do radiation. She's such a mess
I still have to report that 55.3... 55.3 and 23.
23 knots and 55.3.
Well, that shot was to get the fuck out of me.
55.3 and 23.
3, 5, 3...
I know it's done, and then...
I feel like I'm being watched, bro.
Something's not right.
I feel like I'm being watched, bro.
Something's not right.
Aw, I think it fucking would, bro.
I'm grabbing my fucking bear spray just in case, bro.
I did not say the n word what do you guys mean
so what do you mean give me a clip I did not say the n word you guys are so stupid
I did not say it bro, give me the clip.
Are you guys stupid? I did not.
Kick here we come, bro, stop.
Check Twitter, Yoxic already posted it, oh my god.
Oh, I think it's fucking...
Okay, that does...
I need to...
I need to get wood!
Oh, I think it's fucking...
No!
Yo, that's weird.
No, I don't know why it sounds like that, but no, I did not mean to...
No, I don't know why it sounds like that, no!
I don't know why it sounds like that, but I swear to God!
I swear to god I swear I need to get to look child listen bro listen I
Need to I need to get wood
Shut up all I know it was I need to get wood. I just said it I just said it fast
Anyway, opening the door.
Bullshit
Stop saying fucking kick strings bro.
What?
Why won't it let me uh...
I have to dr-
WAAAAAAAAAAH
Who the fuck are you, you just gave me a fucking heart attack.
You just gave me a fucking heart attack, you dumb fuck.
I understand loneliness can make mind play tricks on you.
You fucking retard.
What the fuck are you doing?
Names can be deceiving call me Silas.
No need to be alone.
I'm a worker.
I was just doing the usual maintenance on the radio tower over there.
Nice to meet you.
Get the fuck out of my fucking face.
The sub-flyers are meant to burn and no amount of prevention can stop them.
What do you mean?
Nature has its own plans, and sometimes disasters are another form of cleansing away from the
land to purify itself.
I'll see you around, Silas.
Have a good night, Jack?
I never told him my name.
I'm sorry.
Connor was on your-
I'm going to smoke coming out of your tower.
Don't tell me you're not in there.
Wait, I thought Connor died.
Oh, was it...
This is Jack.
I ran into Silas downstairs.
Who?
The guy who's maintaining the nearest radio tower, dumbass.
It's about yesterday.
What do you mean?
You try to yank my chain now.
Oh, at least...
Radio tower's been out of service for ages now.
It was closed down years ago after a lightning strike fried its systems.
His repair cost was deemed too costly.
His repair date was postponed until the next big funding.
Because it's no time soon, according to Mitch.
Then who did I just talk to?
What you're saying is true.
It could be another one of those coons playing pranks on you.
He knew my name!
He said Jack!
Now your name?
You think you've been listening?
Possibly.
Either way, disguising as a staff member is strictly forbidden according to park guidelines.
Next time you see him, get his information, or take a photo.
We need to figure this out.
Sure.
I'm seeing that you've already reported.
They might well be signing off.
What the fuck? Holy nerd.
The next time you see him, make sure to write a description about him and take a picture.
I would have all my unease was starting to grow with each passing day chat I would have
a fucking ar-15 and a shotgun if I was doing up in a fucking like like if I swear to God
I'd have a shotgun and an AR so when I signed off for the night I told myself
that it was a change of environment that I needed to get used to it. The strangest
I've seen those woods was not enough to cause an alarm yet however that would
soon change. Two nights later. 9.18 p.m.
What's up?
Good news.
You have to start from the HQ.
They say we've got a new system update on the computer.
They just wanted me to let you know.
They say it's an important security update.
No more snoopers, I guess.
They should let me know.
Help.
Update.
Please enter the update.
Update pack code?
Fuck if I know.
Update 11.
Update 9-11?
Well, to be honest with you,
where I say it,
these computers are probably going to take all of us.
For now, use a tree on man like you can figure it out.
What's the update?
Ch-ch-chock.
S-
C-H-K-U-P-D.
Update 5468.
Bara.
Update 5468.
Update.
Rainbow 06.
Update.
R6.
I am so stupid oh my god what
What? Please enter an active line.
1045.
597.
546.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Bro.
Bro, why?
So if I'm ever in danger chat, I think I'm just gonna run in here.
That's good to know.
I didn't know this was a thing.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's lowkey good aim.
That's good aim.
If anything, I'm gonna run in there.
One week later.
slow key good aim that's good aim if anything I'm gonna run in there one
week later time was flying by Connors generator was under maintenance
we're gonna have to come up for this area for the past few days when there were no
fires going with the only thing I had to do was check on Connor twice a day
that might have been the only time I ever talked unless I was talking to
myself 234 a.m.. 234 a.m. bro Connor you're waking me up at 234 a.m. you fucking dickhead
Do you have any fucking time, do you have any knowledge of what time it is you dumbass?
Yeah, do you copy?
Yes, why are you still fucking up?
Okay, tell me what, I don't have the energy to do this right now.
What?
I've been here bugged in my ass, working on that old piece of garbage generator.
And now I'm seen, I think more smoke in my west.
Looks like we got another campfire, appears to be in your second.
You see the campsite?
Bro, I'm not going out at 2.34am.
You know what? I don't have it in me to deal with this crap tonight.
I'm gonna let you deal with this one.
And over and away this time, take your photos and IDs.
And if things get worse, don't hesitate to call HQ for help.
Update me tomorrow morning. I'm gonna get some rest.
Bro, I'm not going anywhere.
Holy shit, that's pretty close.
They didn't feel safe going downstairs?
Wasn't there like been off- yeah there was been off-
What the fuck?
You guys are caught now, bitch.
What?
I
Know what?
Oh my God!
I'm dead!
Drive drive drive drive
We need to go back in the army we need to see a child. I'm sorry, bro
I'm sorry, I mean you go back and read bro. Fuck that shit though. Oh my god
Oh my god
I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
Drive! Drive!
Okay. Okay.
As adrenaline kicked in, I hit the gas and drove to the nearest Ranger cabin out of breath.
I ratioed... radioed...
Into every alert that HQ looked, Jack.
We all got a little stir crazy out there, mentioned answer.
Next morning, authorities allegedly ran a small investigation
and of course they met with no signs of misconduct.
No one believed my story, dismissing it as a product of isolation.
TRIED!
Holy fuck, I was dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Well, how fast was I pressing the button, bro? I was so scared.
TRIED! TRIED!
TRIED!
Just stick to looking out for fires Mitch offered.
However, bruh.
The unease still sits heavy in my stomach even though many years have passed and the experience still feels real.
My family thought I was making this whole thing up which is really sad, but I know what I saw.
Real or not
After dark those woods can become a haven for illegal activity
So if you ever plan on going to a camping soon be please be safe
Bro
Was this guy doing camping sites at fucking bohemian Grove?
This guy retarded
Bro give me off this fucking game
Time for Valorant with Train.
Oh God.
Is Train on today?
I added the group chat. I said yo, are we gaming tonight?
Jesse said my router bricked overnight.
We'll have one until the morning. GG.
I think trainers doing a 24 hour sleepathon.
What is everyone doing? What is summit doing?
It's playing with X doing that virtually sorry. That's all me. I should not say so like that. That's
what I'm trying to say is that ice is good for America debate getting I think violent and
legal immigrants out of here is great. I think that's what they should be doing. I do not
think they should be able to just pull over a random schmojo and try to just check their
papers. Okay, uh, what, what if somebody has prior information and it basically has been done
prior, right? In order to carry that, those warrants, what about it? What about
I have an issue with like, there's judicial warrants and then there's the warrants that's
Why is everyone saying polky clip what happened to polky clip woulda this is Drake's new fight?
The team that person because the judge shouldn't sign off if that happens then those were carrying out those ones are
They're not doing good. And I think that that should be a part of that of ice that should be removed
and reformed it. But I think in its current iteration, and a lot of mistakes that are made
are made off of the people being untrained, people being unprepared, and I think that's
bad. But the ICE is still good. These things are still meant technically to protect you,
just like the police and other branches. And I think being against it is just short-sighted.
What? I mean, I would agree. I think ICE in a whole, especially now I feel like it was
like would you agree that a bunch of new ice like people were you know I think ice
needs more train they just what are they playing bro bro there's a game if
there's a game to hop on roblox brawl show y'all one game to hop on roblox
bro that ass if there's a game the fucking up on Roblox it's neighbors 18
Plus. Let's go talk to some fucking girls, bro.
Let me try to hit up my resume real quick.
The second I get on Roblox, Tyrone the Slayer, instantly gets on in my friends list.
Bro, who the fuck is Tyrone Slayer? To this day, I don't know who Tyrone Slayer is.
Who the fuck is Tyrone?
What are these like, what are these like, they're like a Toronto baddie?
Are you like a Toronto baddie?
Like what are you supposed to look like?
Period.
Period?
period. Is your boyfriend how tall is your boyfriend bro seven foot five.
Oh, damn.
How much is it?
So long again.
Holy bro. How much like testosterone do you have in your in your voice, bro?
Why do you have a tip jar out, bro?
Oh,
What is your what is your name Jay jaw Jaheem?
Jaheem, how do I make my character that tall?
are you are you are you are you Mexican no not at all not at all not even next not even a little bit
How long y'all been together for?
Almost two years.
Oh.
Put your job right there.
I'm going to give you a little something.
I'm going to give you a little donation.
I got you, girl.
You got five robots.
There you go.
Just got 10, girl.
Hello?
Dancing for five robots on a Roblox.
Like I don't understand bro.
on top. I love you bro. Do you really love me bro? I really love you bro. Dude do you
think I'm a, if you were a girl, do you think you would think I'm attractive? Of course.
Really? You're so sexy bro. If I was a girl, I'd make you my husband. Actually, oh my
come do come do this all come to this clicker with me come here
what the hell remember our policy
all right let's go well what do I press E? E I E
all right we'll see you tomorrow okay chat listen bro I don't
think my character is good for like getting e-girls bro I need a better
what's up nose uh say will ahi you don't have an auto picture
I don't have arm I don't want to put it on put it on your mom's life
on my mom's life bro I'm the mom's life
you know I'm undefeated right LeBron James
Fuck!
Puppy hello?
Yeah, sorry, someone shaved my head bald so I don't actually look like this.
I actually don't look like this, someone actually shaved me bald.
Oh, there you go.
That's actually better.
Did you help me?
No, I don't think I did.
It just comes back.
It just comes back, huh?
Uh-huh.
So what are you doing? You have zero hours on this game. You don't get on this game at all, huh?
I know, I was just bored.
No, me neither. I never off on this game.
Alright, I'm capping you.
Well, that's good.
But...
Alright. What are you doing?
It's too...
My apologies. Anyway, uh, what are you doing at 2.30, 6.00 a.m.?
Um, well, I was meant to be up and showering and getting ready to go to bed.
For what?
Oh.
I have work in the morning.
Oh my God.
What time?
I know.
At 8.
8 a.m.?
Yeah.
How do you function off like no sleep?
sleep? You know, sometimes, I don't know. Wait, are you the type of person that I can sleep
for like six hours and like get up and literally just be okay? Yeah, pretty much. Are you like
also on medication though? Oh, no. Okay. Wait, where do you work? You don't have to say
it but like what do you work as? A microbiologist. Okay, holy, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is a microbiologist? Is that like you like study like ants?
No, it's more like studying bacteria and germs and stuff that makes people sick.
Really? Yeah.
Well how old are you like 24?
No, I'm 20.
I'm 21 years old.
Oh my.
Yeah.
Little older than you.
What's your birthday?
What's that?
Fuck.
Oh, sorry.
No, I'm not the guest.
Are you going to ask me what I do?
Oh yes, what do you do?
I'm a velocity.
Velocity?
What is that?
It's like, how do I explain it?
I was still in school for it, but I'm studying velocity basically.
I'm studying philosophy basically.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, philosophy.
Yeah, philosophy.
What do you think I said?
I thought you said philosophy.
No, no, philosophy.
I'm studying philosophy.
Okay.
I'm on my third year.
Oh, good job.
Wait, so are you done school yet or no?
I'm in college right now for something completely different.
completely different. Um, I, well, there's a lot of things I want to do, but right now
I'm doing a large animal scene.
Large animal science?
So you're like into animals?
You're into like bacteria and animals?
Yes.
Okay, I see it.
Unless you want to do, like, for the rest of your life, like, is that like your,
uh, your dream?
Yes, it is.
Is there good money in that?
Um, it depends like there's some people that take like large animal science may end up being like zoo keepers and stuff and that's not as good money. But if I go to school for like being like a veterinarian for large animals, which is like huge animals, like, uh, giraffes and stuff like that, that's really good money.
Holy giraffes. So if you were to catch a sample of the COVID vaccine, could you tell us, like,
could you tell me, like, was that a man-made weapon or was COVID vaccine real?
The vaccine had smoke or the actual sickness?
The sickness, yeah. Do you think COVID was real?
Yes, I think COVID was real. I think it definitely, instead of it just being like,
like something of its own. I think it's definitely a bunch of sicknesses that are just mixed together into one.
Yeah, I just have like, yeah, I guess.
No, I guess, uh, because I don't know, I just feel like COVID came out of nowhere.
It kind of did. It originally, I'm pretty sure that it originated from an animal, right?
The bat, the bat, right? The bat. And like, did someone ate the bat and then like, that's true, right? That's what happened.
That's what happened, yeah. So obviously, sicknesses can be transferred to like humans and animals back and forth.
Um, but I think that it was a different sickness than COVID. I think it just happened to be the person that's sick with whatever the bat was carrying and then they also had another sickness. I don't know, on top of that.
So, I get cross bred two different.
I sure I see that she's not actually pretty. Oh, I didn't, when I pressed on this game, I didn't think I was going to be learning about COVID.
Wait, so like do you have school on a weekday, like on, what's your schedule on the school days?
I have two classes a week usually, which is like Monday, Tuesday, but I don't tomorrow.
So I decided that it's going to go to work.
Wait, so, like is that not a lot?
Balancing school and work?
Like I only, like I can only, like I only, like, like.
Sorry. Yeah. Give me one sec. You're completely okay.
Where was I? Where was I? It was a lot balancing work in school.
Oh yeah. I had my first job at like when I was like 16 or no, 18. I got my first job
18 it was Burger King. That was my first job, but I couldn't do it when I was in school. So when I
got there I started studying philosophy. I dropped work because I couldn't do it, but I just got a
full scholarship. So I'm okay now I guess. I don't think it's a lot. Like it's not a lot on me
simply because like my work is very flexible and accommodating because my dad is my boss.
Oh wait, so what did you do? Is it like a family business?
No, my dad originally started working there, like a really, really long time ago.
And now he's just kind of like, how do I explain?
The second highest up person there.
Oh, really? And then he probably did he get you a job there?
Is that happening? You got your job?
Yep, pretty much.
It's actually W Connections.
It was indeed. I'm very thankful.
Okay, what if I told you a lot about everything and I'm actually a streamer?
Well, I mean, that's equally as cool.
Really?
Yeah, I mean, yeah. Is that something you want me to do?
Yeah, I think, I think.
I think it's uh it's uh it's what I want to do for the rest of my life I don't know I feel like
I just you know liking people laugh. If that's something you enjoy doing then why not do it?
You know well before I can't do that I just I can't bro I'm sorry I have to leave bro I
don't know man I don't know bro I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know
So, I'm going to call X to see.
Brightened content, brightened content.
I'm going to call X to see.
I don't give a f-
When are we going to put it in here?
I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you
Oh my god, hold on!
I don't even know what he's saying, what did he say?
you
I think it's bedtime I know chat shit I think it is time for bedtime to bro chat like do
you guys give me permission to go to sleep chat do you guys give me permission to go
to sleep
No, you're not allowed to
Muda play this game the deep sea
I mean how fucking deep does the ocean go?
You have scrolled the height of Mount Everest. Holy shit, that's the Mount Everest? Many
probes and summaries have been lost trying to reach the deepest parts of the ocean.
I heard this theory where there were people visiting the deeps of the ocean and found
out something scary so we tried getting out of the planet now.
But apparently we got so scared of what's down in the ocean that we're trying to escape the planet now
That's true what happened for these games draw the perfect circle
She can play a game of League of Legends or Rocket League.
So should we play with League of Legends or Rock of the League?
Damn bro, XQC is actually like fucking artistic bro, I'm not gonna lie.
He's so artistic, like I don't know bro, how do I draw that?
How do you fucking know bro?
fucking flashbang
I'm not good at that. I'm not good at that. I was never a good, uh, I don't know. I'm
I was never a good, I was never a good artist, artist, bro.
Did I ever tell you the story guys,
where I tried to, did I ever tell you the story
where I tried like it was a musical,
sorry, it was,
Did I ever tell you guys the story
where it was drama class and I had an acting,
like it was an exam.
and the exam was to act for 25 minutes straight.
Full in character, no pauses, no nothing.
You told us this story already, did I?
Yeah, basically,
like I walk in the class
and I'm already at like a 50.
I have a 50 in drama class.
So I go in and this is like this exam is like the only way that I could pass the exam
This is like the only way I could pass the time the the entire class
We get assigned into groups of four people
Two of them
Were foreign exchange students that didn't know how to speak English that were from China
And one of them was an Indian person who only knew how to speak Hindu
Well, I had everything I love. I didn't even show up to class and I swear to God, I filled
the class and I filled the exam. I didn't show up to the exam. Well, I swear to God, I didn't
just fill the class. I swear to God, I took art next year. I took art. I took art and
passed with a 54. I almost failed art too. I don't know, fucking terrible. So you
cheated on acting class how is 54 passing chat 50 is passing and Canada and
Canada you're allowed to pass with a 50 tell us that's a Morton story I've told
you guys this so many times but um when I sneaked out of my parents bedroom
because they had like a window and I walked out I walked out and like chat
like my house and my external garage is like this the gap is like this big so
I just jumped the roofs that the gap is like literally this big only jumped
roofs, climbed down to the fence and then walked like maybe 100, 200 meters, 200 meters to Tim
Orton's behind a, what are these called? What are the semi truck things called and the thing
that the semi chalk carries containers was behind a container and a container was
buying behind some Hortons literally just like ended up making L having sex dude
Yeah, I don't know
Well anyone here who hasn't lost her virginity bro, please just save it bro. Don't be in a rush. She's such a I should have never like
I don't know so stupid of me. I think it's not an extreme though, bro
It's 3 a.m. I need to go goon. I need to go take a shower, bro
Like I don't know bro. It's 3 a.m. I have no more content left for today, bro. I'm tired
Channits 3 a.m. I have no more content, bro. It's 3 a.m. I have no more content like what do I do?
What was his name was not his name?
It was her name, not gay.
Should we play League or Rocket League?
Should we play Rocket League or League of Legends?
Is Hamza live?
Why is he switching?
He didn't even go live today.
So we're just taking days off Hamza, really?
chat do you allow do you guys allow me to take a day off muda is my son
oh chat my monitor comes over tomorrow chat my monitor delivers tomorrow chat my
monitor my monitor comes tomorrow my monitor my monitor comes tomorrow
Arriving today.
Jeff, why don't I go live tomorrow, by the way?
Should I go live early tomorrow or late?
I mean what is the chat what is chat what is
is Mr. Beast sent me a donation. Mr. Beast?
Fuck you.
Uh, Mr. Beast takes the $25. What the fuck?
Like that has to be the real one, no?
its mother fucker doing it at $25 to say fuck you
fuck i do, i didn't do anything
fuck
what
Wow, why am I on Twitter? What is this Yoxy clip?
Did you come and open up this hatch here?
This hatch right here.
You're the greatest player on the first one.
What?
What if you had a one-front?
Oh my god, bro. We should have won this.
Do men actually enjoy their dick getting sucked, or do they just pretend to enjoy it?
You said work for work, that's when you and your...
Is this how you talk to customers here?
You're raising your voice to add to what I'm paying to play at your course.
You said you would come out and get me and tell me when the parks are.
That's exactly what you said, work for work.
This is a terrible
I don't want to play your course anymore. The way you're talking to a customer who's coming here to play your course
I don't want to play your
whole shit
Fuck your piece of shit
I'm not playing your case
Hey man, we move on bro. Holy shit. You should have heard like even before Drew came in he was like yelling at me
I called you guys 25 minutes ago
25 minutes ago was
252
I don't know what that guy's going on in his life. Let's get out of here fucking 80 years old wrinkly as hell
He's gonna die in three years. I don't know what the fuck what he's got going on in his life
He's gonna be a fossil by the time I'm 30
Like is Sinna retarded?
Chat, Sinna's out here chasing tornadoes on her free time.
Oh my god, like Sinna, what the fuck are we doing bro?
She goes on here chasing out hurricanes, bro.
Best stream I've ever done.
And the next fucking video were literally tatas in my face.
I am so glad I full cam'd, bro. What the fuck?
Show us? Fuck no. I'm looking at it right now. Like, what is this?
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Like what the fuck is on Twitter, bro?
So you play a league game and get at 3 a.m. Fuck no, I'm getting off China. I'm getting off. It's 3 a.m.
Brought us 3 a.m. I need to get off chat. Do I get on tomorrow at 9 or sorry 12 or 12 a.m
4pm? Or do I go live at like late like 4pm? No, get the fuck on Rocket League right now.
I'm stuck watching Stompin' if you end. Bro, Stompin' is a good streamer, bro. Stop.
Chat, what do I, tomorrow, I don't know bro.
Chat, yesterday I did a 13 hour stream
and then today I did a nine hour stream.
Like I'm actually in my bag right now, that ass.
Let's see how much money I've made this month, chat.
Creator dashboard, analytics, earnings.
Oh
I broke his fuck
I'm just joking, I'm just joking, all my life I'm just joking, I'm just joking, God,
it is so dumb.
I'm all alone just joking, all alone just joking.
You guys know what's beautiful, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, man.
I used to think like this a long time ago, bro.
I had this, like, and I don't know, chat.
I want you guys to tell me just like a negative way
to think about it or a good way to think about it.
Bro, when I first started streaming chat,
I wanted to be like the biggest streamer
and like basically be the best and the biggest
and like kill my competition.
But like as I streamed more and more
became more friends with people bro like to be honest I just want to make you
look up I just want to be like like just I want to be one of the like one of the
nicest streamers that's it I changed my perspective bro is that healthy or is that
bad I just kind of want to be like I just want to be a part of it bro like I
I wanna be a part of it.
Like, I don't know.
Like, I just wanna be a part of it now.
Like, I just wanna be a part of it.
No, not no passion.
I just wanna be up there with like XGC.
Like, I wanna be up there with Jixi.
I wanna be up there with like Ron, Jason.
Like, I just wanna be up there, bro.
That's it.
You guys think one day that'll happen?
It will.
Moodle, you're not getting any viewers.
All you're known for now is cheating.
I think everyone in this chat cheated at least once in their life, bro.
Chat type one if you've cheated on any video game in your entire life.
You're not going to fuck if it was Subway Surfers.
I don't care if it was Minecraft, Roadblocks.
well alright someone said I cheated in Sibnautica but yeah bro I apologize man
yeah you know I apologize for my past time I cheated on my ex does that count
So fucking stupid.
This guy said wall live cheat on every video game I've ever played.
And it's a tier one sub.
What's that up all just for the motherfuckers on high rank are using DMA right now.
Actually though
Fuck man
That's crazy
So I really want to check tomorrow is Monday
I'm gonna get a call tomorrow from the guys
So I want to show you guys my house that I'm going to move into I want you guys to let me know if it's actually a good house or not
And I know I showed you guys a lot of times, but again, there's like more viewers or not more viewers as new viewers every five seconds
So like I don't know
If the same people that saw it last time are in my stream, but
I'm not gonna leak anything bro. Give me one sec. Check this house nice. Well, I'll be honest
Okay, ready
What's that was that let me put up like child. Let me put on some elevator music
Let me put on some elevator music. I feel like it kind of like should I feel like it kind of you know
it makes it better.
Yeah, like walla, I don't understand how the fuck people are dropping the address in the
chat.
Like walla, where is it?
How do you guys see it?
I don't see it on my OBS screen.
How are you guys pasting this?
Like walla, how are you guys actually finding the address to this house in three seconds?
It's three seconds and you guys are pasting it in the reverse image search takes two seconds.
This guy dropped BOLERI. Why would you drop the entire fucking listing?
This guy, Larry, dropped the entire listing.
Well, I can't even go to- I- I can't even go to Sassimore.
Well, I- I can't- I- I can't- Okay, anyway, chat.
This house would have been cool if I moved into it, but there's no way I'm moving into it now.
So anyway, let's just- let's just enjoy what it could have been.
Chad, my favorite thing out of this entire house is the room.
Look at the master bedroom, Chad.
Chad, take a look at the master bedroom.
Now I was thinking chat I was thinking I was thinking like where do I put my streaming
house chat if I were to ever come here where the fuck whatever my streaming house I feel
like the basement is too big bro like where the fuck am I gonna put my streaming setup
like yeah but if I try if I put it here is it not gonna be like a lot of echo
build a wall I'm renting I'm not buying champs renting there was one office room it was right
over here which wasn't a bad shell but I wonder if this counts as one of the bedrooms.
This.
Don't do bro, I love you, God bless you.
The thing is though, I don't know if this room is big enough for a stream room, like I get
very energetic in my streams.
Also chat, also I have a question bro, okay now that you guys know the address
anyway it doesn't really matter, I'm just gonna go ahead and leak it bro, it doesn't
really matter.
It's like a house that's like split in half and shared.
It's gonna side by side.
Is that bad or good?
Like it's literally a connected house.
Your neighbors will be able to hear everything basically.
Wait, actually chat, actually?
The walls are going to be thin as fuck if I go take a look at this house chat
I'm gonna like tell someone to like go to the other house and
Like I'll test the offscreen should I'm not even that loud anyway, bro. What are y'all talking about?
Fuck
Not loud at all
That's fucking crazy, bro
Not loud at all, bro. Not loud at all
Neighbors will be able to hear the breathing that comes out of that huge fucking nose.
Just go fuck yourself, bro.
I literally-
Have you ever tried smoking in the rain?
Bro, one day you're walking and a bird shits on your fucking head.
Go to sleep. I know yeah, I don't know bro. I don't know how to say this bro, but
When I go live
Sometimes I don't want to end bro
I'm gonna miss you guys bro. I'm gonna miss you guys till tomorrow man
Well, I'm gonna miss you guys till tomorrow thing is I don't know what time I'm gonna stream tomorrow, bro
I don't know if I'm gonna stream tomorrow at
I don't know if I'm going to shoot tomorrow at 8, sorry, at 12 p.m. EST or like deep and
sleep in to like 6 p.m. EST, I don't know.
like every single stream 2 is like 8 hours to 9 hours to 10 hours
hop on porna hub doos with me last month has been a stop showing your houses so you don't
end up homeless yeah I know where it looks like it's gonna show up bro check the thing is
last month yeah about the last two months I've been crazy bro I'm not gonna lie
bro the one like the most like chat I'm gonna tell you guys right now bro the most
AIDS thing about being like not a Valorant streamer but like just being a streamer tied
to a game is sometimes you start to like doubt yourself because like you start to think like
the second I switch off a Valorant I lose like 90% of my viewers is it me am I funny
this is this and just to get in your head bro I am so glad that I met only pixel
and Jinxie bro they actually saved my fucking life bro
they're actually gonna save my life bro that's really good
no literally don't try it takes a while like the thing is chat i'm gonna tell you
You guys think well that like the same reason why like some Rosa and shanks and everyone like I don't know deep down
Maybe they do love playing Valorant for eight hours, but I think well
It's a really big you need to have like really big confidence
And you also need to like not give a fuck about like not making as much money because you're gonna have lower viewers
Because you shima the good thing
But I to be honest much I value like my happiness and my viewers happiness like boy
I remember I remember like averaging like bro
I would be at like for example like 8,000 9,000 viewers playing Valorant last year 2024 two years ago
And the second I'd click off of Valorant and go to like
Like a horror game. I'd have like three three to like 700 viewers and
I
never really cared because
Like I never really cared because I don't know I always knew something was gonna happen, bro
I always knew like I always knew
I'm yapping. Sorry.
But like I always knew I was gonna like I always knew I was gonna become like
Established, but I don't know what it was. I don't know if it was confidence. I don't know if it was delusion, but
But that's how that's the thing is bro champs how you bro like
Man, I don't want to go like motivational on you guys for no reason bro
It's 3 a.m. My bad, like this is what happens, bro. I get tired chat. I get like deep and I'm sorry
but uh
Yeah, bro, if any of you guys are going through a tough time, bro
Just understand that you guys will always make it through bro. It's just a way of life
Swear to God bro like I remember being like $5,000 in debt
Bro child, I remember when I first got my first girlfriend, bro
I lied to her and told her I was rich off of crypto when I either leave was like $3,000 in debt
Then I bought her a fake YSL bag and she found out
I swear to my life and everything I love like well look I'm on a good line
But then I got a job at Burger King
She works at Burger King and she got me a job at Burger King, which was my first like a real job ever
And then made some money to pay off my bills
I don't know bro, I just better yeah
Yeah, her mom like literally like was like the fucking like
Like the fucking head manager bro of all Burger Kings in the city
How old are you got your first job, but they all was 19, bro, I was late
I'm not gonna lie chat. I was with us late, bro
Was late I got my first job
I'm glad streaming worked out bro and I've never said this in my past like ever
but like low-key bro my mom is a stay-at-home mom and my dad's like low-key
unemployed with like no savings so I'm kind of glad streaming worked out
bro because I don't know where the fuck we'd be right now I'm gonna be
honest
I'm just so happy that I have you guys bro so happy that I can make you guys
laugh you have siblings yeah I have like one sister two brothers but my
brother literally cut from Canada and went to fucking Egypt bro like this guy
actually left us yeah but like literally everyone has kids in my family bro yeah my brother Ibs has
two kids my sister my sister Mariana has two kids my brother Hassan has two kids or three kids
three kids my brother Hassan has three kids
And then uh, and then there's me bro, how do you forget I mean chat I haven't seen my brother in like five years, bro
Listen to Egypt now
It's hard
Also, bro, you know, it's crazy bro. I'm 10 years younger than everyone bro like earth
I'm 15 years younger than Hassan I'm 12 or 13 years younger than Mariana and 10
years younger than Abraham Ibs I'm 21 they're all like in their 30s
you know bro I remember my dad sitting me down bro I'm bro oh my god bro my dad
bro Chad remember my dad Chad I remember my dad we were going to
Christmas bro, and I think I was like eight years old and
We were going to look for Christmas trees and we couldn't find a Christmas tree on set on sales
We look to me in my eyes and he's like Ahmed
Santa's not even real bro
To be honest. I'm sorry. Santa's not even real
So in there I swear to God I was like
Excuse me
They know I swear to God. I was literally like I was like excuse me like what?
that same night bro that same night that same night bro that same night we're all
sitting at the dinner table all my family we're all chilling and I'm just like damn
guys I really am the youngest at this entire out of this entire family ten
years younger than everyone my dad looks at me he's like yeah you were a
mistake
I actually love my dad my dad's actually like so fucking like
She's so funny, bro
But you guys have like a dad that's our dad or a mom
That's like low-key a tweak bro like legitimately a tweak like one second. She'll be happy or if he'll be happy and the next second
He'll be mad or like bipolar if they don't have a bipolar family member there you go
That's the word does anyone have a bipolar family member bro?
Yeah, I mean
sometimes we just gotta be like sometimes we gotta be blessed regardless bro
that they made me bipolar bro but at least we have like family right like
some people like some people don't even have moms or dads bro and I pray for
them bro honestly they're so strong bro like they're actually so strong
bro
Can get so fucking deep when it's nighttime bro, I'm never doing another nighttime stream ever again, bro
I'm literally going back to daytime streams bro. I'm going back to my character streams
So I'm going back to my I'm going back to my Jinxy streams
That's my dream to be as well.
time streams are looking good though you know
play lega legends so you end up with a bad day
Oh my god, League of Legends is actually like for that game literally hurts my head bro.
I swear to god.
No, no, no, I'm not I'm not I'm not if I open up League of Legends right now like I might
break something bro.
Like actually I always like get hit with like the worst like fucking counter pick ever
bro.
Muda duo with demon one.
Loot? Why don't you suck my dick?
Man, life's good though, bro. Variety streams have been very fun recently, bro.
Is it time for bed chat?
I've been waking up very late and usually I'm like missing my morning coffee and I've
been waking up with like a really bad pounding headache that doesn't go away for like hours
until I drink my coffee.
How do I get rid of that?
Do I have to like cut coffee now completely?
I don't like to take Advil or Tylenol or anything, but I hate taking drugs, bro, like editing
Caffeine with Jaws. So chat, how do I like get rid of that? Like just should I just stop drinking coffee?
Bro, that's that's so annoying like
The thing is
Chat, I love like getting that energy from caffeine. I feel like it's like nice
but um
I hate being a slave to anything boy. That's why I quit vaping. That's why I quit smoking weed a long time ago
It's why I quit literally everything bro. So that's why I don't like being a slave to anything bro
Kind of pisses me off
Vaping is so hard to quit bro chat
The thing is
Check the thing is, bro.
Bro, I remember I used to be a vape addict.
Chat, who here has hit high school and instantly?
Chat, did you quit gooting?
Yeah, bro.
Gooting is like so bad too, bro.
I make sure to have sex like at least twice a week.
If I can have sex twice a week, I'm like, I feel good.
If I don't bro, I start speaking I'm not gonna lie.
Chat bro, I'm gonna tell you guys if you guys are gonna goon bro, you can goon but don't goon to corn.
Chat gooning isn't bad. Gooning is only bad if you do it to corn, let's say so. Right?
It's in my opinion bro.
But anyway, um...
I tried vaping, I didn't care.
chat do you guys do you guys anyone here vape or smoke weed I would say I'd rather
smoke I'd rather I'd rather smoke weed than than than vape I don't know smoke
with a dick I had both of those phase jive vape for five years my entire high
school and then I smoked weed for three years and then I developed something
called CHS does anyone know here what CHS is probably not but like I developed
like this rare rare fucking condition where if I smoke weed I like throw up
or some shit I don't think anyone knows about that shit though
she was fucked so that's why I had to quit
I only gooned the one time in my life mr. bacon underscore T my fucking cock
my fucking ass bro my fucking ass I gooned one time in my life my ass my
fucking ass bro I remember the first time I gooned bro oh my god bro chat
childs actually like an ed bro how is it addicted to gooning bro one time my
mom took me to uh took me to like the like a like a me like a meat place where
you go to get meat and what a butcher which I was it called butcher was it
called a meat shop butchers market bro I goon in the car waiting for that's the
time though where you would at the time where like it was only like I wouldn't
shoot anything out it was just blanks so I didn't shoot anything out I was just
blanks the time so like bro I was just it was so wireless like there was no
repercussions bro like it was just like you can just goon they can go into a
corner and goon and nothing would happen you would just goon feel good
and then leave is it crack it was like crack back in the day you just
run into a corner and goon real quick and then just feel really good and
leave with no consequences until one day bro until one day i'm sitting there i run into the bathroom
i start gooning and can someone tell me why out of nowhere no warning no warning over the walls no
warning no warning no warning all over the walls bro sorry sorry sorry no warning by the way
bro no warning anyway bro chat we're all human bro it's okay all right I gotta go to bed
before I say something else stupid bro I get very like I get very like open on
these late-night streams bro it's bad it's actually bad what's another crazy
story bro I wonder let me see let me think chat
oh my god I tell you the god dad I tell you the time brows brows I have my first
high school girlfriend by the way when I try to break it up with her she
threatened to kill her she threatened to kill herself oh my god bro it's literally
like a fucking oh my god PTSD bro I feel like that's literally like a
fucking uh what's the chat what's the um it's a canada event bro it's a little bit
canada event but anyway uh high school grade nine
so embarrassing by the way so fucking embarrassing bro we like what's like
this abandoned stairway that nobody uses like like like spider webs type
like no one uses it.
And it's after school hours, it's like 3.30 p.m.
The doors are unlocked, everyone is leaving.
So we're sitting there and we're like dry humping each other
because we're too scared to do anything else.
Oh my God.
Someone tell me why my gym teacher opens the door out of nowhere
and like just completely like literally,
like bro imagine you're a gym teacher and you walk in
and this was us.
like I just she opens the door and I look at her like this like imagine imagine you open
the door going you see this well as she started talking about like actually so embarrassing
She's so embarrassing bro. She's so embarrassing bro. She's so embarrassing. She's so terrible
What happened after
I don't know. She just walked away. She didn't kick us out. She was like she's like you guys shouldn't be here
There's such a really good truth like guys. You shouldn't be here
Did you start fucking him? It wasn't a him bro, it was a girl too, bro. It was my gym teacher. She was a girl, bro.
So embarrassing.
Today I tell you guys the time where I was able to fail my French class.
Chat, I was going to fail my French class. I was having a 50.
I was having a 50. I had a 50 degrees. I had a 50 in my class.
How did you get a girlfriend at that age looking the way you did?
Bro, chat, do you all know how I used to look like bro?
Cha, how did I used to look like back in the day?
Yeah, bro, look at this, oh my god.
I'm actually fucking horrible, mom.
Gosh, look at the fucking scammer.
That actually looks like a scammer lesbian.
But anyway, bro, listen.
Um, what was I gonna say?
I was gonna say something, bro.
What was I gonna say?
Oh, Cha, I remember one time, bro, I had a, I had a 50, I had a 50 in my class
a French bro. And I was at a 50 bro. I was literally failing. And remember my French
my other ever my French teacher? After everyone left the class, the bell rang. She was like
a mod come here and it came and she was like she was like a mod you know your grades are
slipping you're at 50 degrees you're you're 50 you're you're you're 50 you have a B um
I think you should I think we should do some tutoring after school and I was like brah
I was like, brah, I was like, okay.
She's like, okay.
Tomorrow after class.
Bro, can someone tell me why I thought I was going to smash?
That's where I got, I thought I was gonna smash
my teacher there.
That's where I got, I don't know.
Bro, I literally, I think I even,
I mean I started, I was watching like too much
corn videos
I literally put on cologne deodorant shaved my pubes
I was literally ready to smash my teacher
I swear to god
the entire time
she was telling me
je me pelle mouda
je me pelle amade
asque je peau leotolet
I'm sitting there imagining I'm smashing her in my head
I need to go to bed, I need to go to bed, I need to go to bed
No, no, no.
Aww, I didn't go to sleep, I didn't go to sleep.
I didn't go to sleep, I didn't go to sleep.
Alright, go.
I'm just gonna sleep.
I don't know if I'm gonna fall.
I was gonna tell y'all, bro, please don't ever watch porn bro, I'm telling you all, bro.
Like, as I got older, bro,
once I started hit like 19, 20,
I stopped watching that shit.
You can stop watching that shit, I'm serious.
Anyway, bro, chat, I'm gonna bed, bro.
I need to sleep. Holy fuck bro chat. I don't know what time I'm gonna be live tomorrow, bro
I don't know bro. I don't know chat. What time do I go live tomorrow at bro?
Check it do I do a do I do a morning stream or a nighttime stream because if I go nighttime
It's gonna be like late, bro. It's gonna be this fuck
Do a sober stream for once yo boggles you ugly fuck
By the way, Boggles, can you tell me why you're like Boggles, where are you bro?
Where the hell does this site?
I
Was you are so fucking ugly by the way, bro, I just wanted to tell you that bro models were so fucking ugly
Yo bottles, where's the time you go and drive into a fucking car wash
Thanks for staying up and chatting with us. Had a blast today with the 2v2. Have a good night.
Chat, where's the fucking uh, the, I love you bro. God bless you bro. Whoever sent that donation bro.
I love you. Chat, what's the uh, where's the clip bro?
Bro, boggles, where's your thing bro? Boggles, where's your fucking thing?
Like Boggles are you fucking retarded bro Boggles are you fucking stupid bro like are
you retarded are you retarded why the fuck are you out here like how many viewers did
you even have on the stream like like but the only way I'm ever jumping out of my
car wash and getting fucked by a brush moving the speed of light is if I have
like 70,000 viewers. I'm not getting fucked by a brush and a car wash and I
don't have 70,000 viewers. Holy fuck. Holy fuck.
you