you
I
What does that even mean bro, what does that even mean you're a jink see watch party
You're a jink see
Well, well, well really really really really you look like Jixi, but you're fat
Alright, anyway, chat today.
I tried to give out a lot of bundles, bro, in the last couple of days, but no one can
beat me in a 1v1.
Now, I don't know if I'm the best player in the entire world.
I don't know if I'm just so jacked, sexy, and literally just a ranked terrorist that
you guys can't even beat me in a 1v1.
So I'm gonna have to hand you guys the bundle today.
Today, I'm gonna be doing squid games on Valorant, bro
So I think anyone with a fucking brain can win that as long as you're not retarded chat type 1 if you're retarded in the chat
Chat type 1 if you're retarded
You know, it's just crazy bro, it's crazy because chat as
As as a male, you know as a male and as in his peak prime
Hey, mooder, me to here. Hope you're having a good day. My favorite streamer. Thank you
That's just kidding. Fuck you and your nose you lesbian June. All right
How you move it by the way, I didn't go to the gym today was that a good choice
I don't know everything happens for a reason bro
Everything happens for a reason the reason why you didn't go to the gym who knows though who knows I didn't go to the gym
I should know I didn't go to the gym yesterday
But I didn't cardio bro, you never know bro
You never know what if you went to the gym today and you got into a car actually God forbid and died
There's no reason why you didn't go today only God knows bro now TV shoots
That's your one thing you will always the prime of love you now chat
I
I tried to fake freeze why you donating
Zed oh mod I just want to let you know and let this sit in her mind. I am jerking off my three inch it you are ren
Giani here stop skipping the gym fat fuck you are
Can I talk like there's like can I talk like thank y'all for the donations I appreciate it
But you guys do understand I'm the streamer right?
I'm the streamer not you bro not you. All right. I'm the streamer not you
Okay, calm down and let me speak
Muda your hour slave
Stop talking. Shush industry plants.
You are a jester for our infant.
Hey, you want to know what's crazy?
The fact you make $1,000 a day but still have a nose like a fat at least one.
Also type one if you're waiting for jungle.
I swear to God, listen, I'm going to close my eyes.
Okay, chat, I'm going to close my eyes.
And I'm going to open them in five seconds.
And if I see a single one in the chat, you're getting instavanned.
Okay, do you understand that?
I'm gonna close my eyes.
And when I open up in the five seconds, if I see a single one, you're getting banned.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
What
Yo moodle it's me Arabus famous and I want to let you know I hate nagers
You're getting on moderate you're getting on moderate you're getting on moderate on God you're getting on moderate on God
for the day.
Hey, I'm Uda, Niki here again.
I'm sorry for my previous message.
I was only joking.
It's gonna be a good day and it'll be the new mod.
Type 1 and chat if he has a big nose.
Thank you so much, Niki.
How do I say your name?
Niko?
Niko.
Thank you so much, Niko.
Thank you very much. Now chat who wants to have mod for the day proofreader
Do you want to have mod?
Chat do we get proofreader mod of the day or do we give Maddie mod of the day chat you guys?
Oh, XQC L if you're waiting for XQC. This is the best XQC waiting room
Chat who do we give mod for the day mods run a poll proofreader or Maddie?
Who gets mod of the day?
Paul. Paul? Paul.
Mods?
Run a poll.
Who do we give?
Give it to Maddie, bro.
I don't want to be a slave.
I live 10 years away from you.
There's no way my nose can even do that!
Listen.
Let me talk.
Alright?
Let me talk. Stop donating. Thank you guys.
My days are one-tenth because we haven't spoken today.
Been in VC waiting for you, train RexTBTW.
It's pronounced Niko and I vote proof reader.
Niko?
Hey Muda, have you ever noticed that your pointy facial features make you look like a bacteria?
Uh, I look like a bacteria, really? I look like a bacteria?
Yeah, I just want to say I can speak for the rest of the mod team that we yes
We all hate me go
Yo yo yo stop
I'm on my knees here. I'm on my knees here. I'm on my knees here. I'm on my knees here
We six even the five gifted star
Whoa guys
Stop oh god there
Yeah, holy shit, relax.
Now anyway, what I wanted to say
is how is everyone doing today?
And second of all, stop donating, bro.
Thank you guys, Shashi, Arigato Shashi.
Thank you for donating, God bless you guys, thank you.
Bull let me talk for five seconds. I am the streamer. I'm the
Yo mood it's also me said I just want to say I don't hate me as there is now two positions up for grabs
I nominate myself for mod
Niko who invited you Niko? Niko who invited you? Nobody invited you Niko
Yo
K
Why are you guys spamming that face bro?
Yo
Yo, I am not ripping it bro shut up
Sismist with the tier one bit of a li-
News flash news flash
Mooder's entire mod
Teamwork haught with Bonnie blue riding on top of your fat fucking nose
You
Arar
I don't know Bonnie blue and I've never fucked Bonnie blue
Stop saying that
Hey Mooder, my name is Selena. I wanted to ask when you were going to fly me out finally.
You were so naughty on FaceTime and thanks for showing your dick.
I'm going to leak everything if you don't fly me out.
Mooder, I find it hard to believe someone wants to mod for you.
What do you mean? Everybody wants to mod for me, bro.
Bro, chat type 1 if you want a mod for me type 2 if you don't want me to mod for me and you want me to delete my Twitch channel.
Yo Muda, genuine question how can you talk with that Pinocchio our nose, wouldn't it just block your mouth like a flaccid die?
No it doesn't.
Tell us in a given site on the URR URR URR.
Mooda 1v1 for 50 subs.
If someone sends one more weird to you-
Yeah it's me Melvin.
I just want to say I bet you got a tight ass hole I can dive into.
I
Mooda and Sirius, last warning, fly me out or I leak everything, chat type 1 if I should
leak everything and Muda should fly me out anyway stop saying one stop typing one
bro stop typing one bro stop that shit now anyway chat listen listen carefully
listen very carefully chat the next person is in a donation is going to get
fucking band bro
mooda 1v1 me for 75 subs and what game I would love to form 75 subs off you what
is this yo what is happening bro y'all broke my tts my tts broke it doesn't
Muda1v1 for 75 subs last offer.
Yo.
K, can I talk-
Hey Muda, Melvin again.
Without any consideration I would like to submit my resignation effective immediately.
Go find a new editor.
I am going to work for Benjamin Netanyahu.
NOVAAAAAAAN!!!
Muda, you're just like a Jew, greedy, stealing all that oxygen with that big R nose, you actually might just be juvenile.
Yo, juvenile isn't even a fucking country. Do you understand me? Do I look Jewish to anyone in the stream?
Do I look Jewish to anyone in the stream? I'm Lebanese! I'm from Lebanon! I'm not Jewish!
I'm gonna go ahead and just ask my girlfriend bro. I'm gonna go ahead and just ask my girlfriend
cuz I'm so sick and tired of you guys bro. I'm just so sick and tired of you guys. My
My name is Muda and I'm a Twitch streamer.
Do I look Jewish?
No, you don't look Jewish.
You look like a Lebanese Arab with a massive fucking schnauz that chat won't shut up about.
That beak's got its own zip code, bro.
People meme it harder than they do the Jew allegations you had to deny on stream.
Classic Middle Eastern hook, not the curly-haired rabbi vibe.
Own that, Shake King.
Mooda 1v1 for 75 subs, Valorant skirmish.
Mods, get B6E underscore AM's Valorant ID.
I'm gonna want to go on for 75, get the subs chat.
Hey Mooda, Nika here again, this is my final message.
I just wanna say my last stream or a name that told me you've tried to kill me.
I'm switching it every five seconds!
I just wanted to know if that was true.
Thanks, Nico.
Like, every day feels every five seconds!
I just wanted to say that you're the best streamer you make my day every time I see you stream.
Only joking shuts up.
Hey, Mooda.
Can you go ahead and mute up and turn off Facecam?
Thanks, buddy.
Very feek.
I ain't a f***ing scammer, I'm going to pick you up from the screen, bring you through the monitor, and fuck you!
What are you guys saying?
Guys, genuinely, can I talk now?
Thank you.
Now, by starting the stream, we're going to go into Roblox,
and try to raise some girls. But before we do that, we're gonna go...
Hey, I'm at Halal. It's Benjamin Netanyahu. Keep up the great stream sending love from the heart of Tel Aviv.
Anyway...
It's Nik and their know you big fat Jewish big nose ugly Indian fuck
Now that my cortisol is slightly decreasing, mods, send the website that I can mod people
on.
9 underscore MFS.
Thank you so much for the 10 gift subs.
I love you so much.
God bless you.
Blaze99j with the 2 mods.
God bless you.
I love you bro.
All right.
Mods, send the channel.
Let's do some logging.
Muda.
Let's go.
Yeah, when does stream start?
Been watching 20 minutes and this dude keeps trying
to talk instead of playing R6.
When is the next cheating tutorial?
All right.
Alright, I'm currently joining a 1v1 tutorial.
Alright, so I'm currently joining a 1v1 tutorial.
Let's do some modeling.
Ah yes, the jubilee's going on right now.
I've got to find a wife who's most likely under 18.
She's not.
I wonder where I heard that before.
No, it's not true.
Mooda Doc here. Your nose operation is now going ahead and we have the world's best to tackle this absolute fucking mission.
Sherl Kara, Mooda stop screaming you're giving the chat a headache here, Trebek Baytac. LOL never mind you don't even know how to.
fuck you bro fuck you why man how do you vlog me bro I look better than you
bro like how oh my god go fuck bro my god
how am I getting mom I'm taking the headphones off bro I'm taking the
headphones off looking for someone hurry up and look for someone to bro hurry
Hey man shut the fuck up are you fucking dumb fuck? Okay shut up.
Hurry up and find me someone right now.
I mean bro like who are you Leonardo in his prime
Like who is this bro
Like who is it like this is just so unfair bro. This is just so unfair like who is this
Like who is this?
Who is this?
like you are just like you're just so like I don't know, bro
I don't know, like get me the fuck out of here, I just started
like I don't understand 5.7 apparently I'm a 5.7 right
apparently I'm a 5.7
do I need to like take my shirt off and show my abs and cock to get a higher rating than 5?
I don't understand this fucking game
E-Rob got rated higher than you
I'm getting out long.
I
Got
I just magged a 13 year old bro.
I just magged a 13 year old.
I just magged a middle schooler.
I just magged a child.
I magged a child!
That guy literally looks like my balls!
He literally looks like my balls!
How is he mocking me?
Fuck that shitty ass website, I'm done with that website, like literally, people who look
like my balls are mocking me, that doesn't make no sense, like I don't know, like I
don't know, am I really that ugly?
Am I really that ugly?
I don't get it.
Am I really that ugly?
Be honest bro.
close my eyes I'm gonna close my eyes I'm gonna close my eyes I'm not open them
and in five seconds type yes if I'm ugly type no if I'm not all right three
two one no mood can I buy you you ugly fucking Jew
Oh, Chad, wait, bro.
Wait a second.
Chad, yesterday I downloaded Tinder to do a Tinder segment today.
Should we check if I got any chat?
Should we check if I got any matches?
One sec, one sec, one sec, one sec, one sec, one sec, one sec.
Let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see.
Let's see what, ahhh!
Chat, this is actually the chat, listen.
Whatever Elo Tinder puts you in, that's how you know if you're chopped it up,
okay?
We're not going to go against like this fake ass mogging shit, bro.
No no no no no no, fuck this fake ass mogging shit.
No no no no no no no no no no no no.
We're gonna see what Tinder evil puts me at.
Chat, if I get liked by a bunch of good-looking girls,
that's how you know I'm good-looking.
If I get liked by a bunch of chopped girls,
then that's how you know I'm chopped.
Ready chat?
Ready?
Yo it's me Melvin, I got a new video idea where you and me go Ray Paribas famous.
I have six likes.
I got six likes.
Yo, the lantern artist, yes.
Okay.
All right.
I got six likes.
Three, two, one.
I mean, she's very beautiful, but I don't fit.
Well, that was a nice picture.
Alright, we're going to go ahead and do a pass on this one.
She's just not my type, however, she's very beautiful.
Let's see the next one, brace.
I mean, all right, you know, she's not bad, she's not bad, but she's not bad, she's not
bad, you know, she's like a good, she's beautiful, she's a cute cat, I'm gonna go and press
X though. Uh, Peyton. I don't know, uh, is this a, is this a girl? I don't know. We're
We're gonna, is this a guy or a girl?
I don't know, anyway, we're gonna,
I'm gonna go ahead.
She looks very pretty, I won't lie, chat.
She looks very beautiful, chat.
She looks very beautiful, bro.
uh i'm gonna go ahead and i don't know if this is my type though i'm gonna be honest chat i'm
gonna go ahead and deny this one this one's the best we've had so far this one's the best we've
had so far but this is like my favorite picture and all the pictures I'm gonna
be honest I don't really this is the best so far Chad this is the best so far
but I don't think she's my type still no who said this bro what why would you
say this bro yo what is this bro what are you saying bro oh my god I don't
discriminate against bro bro she's just not my type she's just not my type that's
literally it I've I've I've had relations with black woman bro I just this
girl is not like I feel like this is not my type like just pretty but like
She's not my type. All right
You know, she's not she's not like ugly. She's just not my type
She is bad though. I won't lie
All right
Chesh, we take this one. Yes, you know
Really
Really chat really really really
Really?
All right we'll take it just in case.
Oh.
My.
Mommy.
Oh.
Mommy.
Kenya.
Yo, oh my god, mommy.
Yo, this girl's bad as fuck.
This girl's bad.
I can't tell it is this a is this a toot as well
I don't understand, like, I have trust issues now, bro.
Like, I literally have trust issues, like, like I literally have trust issues.
I don't, I don't know.
I don't know.
Muda, your account is a magnet to XXL size.
I don't know, maybe I am chopped, you know, who wants to believe that they're chopped?
No one really wants to believe that they're ugly, but after seeing my tenders today,
I did 100% agree that I am chopped, unfortunately.
And I don't think I'm ever going to get a girlfriend ever in my life, to be honest.
I don't know if you're a guy or a girl, I'm scared, I don't even want to say anything,
I'm sure to go on an Excel.
So nice.
So I put a shirtless picture on to flex my abs and all I got was XXLs.
You know, nothing against XXLs by the way, there's literally nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, man. I just uh, I showed my abs
So maybe girls can also be like you have abs me too. You know instead
Yeah
Do I take that off I don't know what after me evaluate my entire pictures
I don't know. That's for another son wait. I have hinge
Can I double the hinge yesterday?
Oh my god!
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
you
I
You
Unchop
I do, what do I do?
Listen, anyway, all these women are beautiful.
First of all, I want to say all these women are beautiful.
They're just not my type and I'm allowed to have a type.
I'm allowed to have a type.
But all these women are very beautiful and these are just not my types.
But because I'm allowed to have a type, every human is allowed.
But they are all beautiful.
Let's go ahead and hear a friend's review of me.
Literally, best pussy ever.
Do I hear a bag of chips in the beginning?
Literally, best pussy ever, that just asks, it literally jiggles when she walks, biggest
tits ever, they literally bounce.
She's literally such the sweetest person ever, so funny.
I literally never stop laughing when I'm with her.
Uh, Loki can be a bitch sometimes, but that's just her personality.
10 out of 10 would recommend.
So, I guess check back in for tomorrow's...
Yeah, I guess we'll see tomorrow.
No?
Well, I'm good.
Muda Grinder might be the move for you.
Bar.
Let's, uh, let's go on Roblox.
It's going Roblox, maybe?
I don't even...
That enough. Let's just go here.
Greek wants to mug you?
I'm not downloading Grindr! Shut up!
What is on your nose?
What is on your face, bro?
It's like the same size as your nose, so.
That's the same size as my nose, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, you see the bubbles, you see the bubbles?
Yeah, I see the bubbles, yeah, what about them, bro?
Yeah, really? Yeah?
It's what that guy has.
Yeah, mm-hmm.
Yeah, I don't know.
Uh, what's going on, bro? How are you, bro?
Yo, what's good, Muda? How's it going, bro?
I'm going to be amazing. Yeah, I'm good. How's it like, you know, overall, you know, how's the string going?
How's everything going? Well, I spoke up live got called a terrorist and a jubilee's five different times
And then I loaded a pinch and tender and yeah, yeah
Hey, it's okay man, you'll find your dream girl one day. I hope
My days are you know it was pretty bad until you know this moment just happened
You know happened yesterday two times. So you know that was pretty awesome, you know, I'm your biggest glazer
I'm gonna say it again
Bro do you think
Do you think I could pull good-looking girls?
Okay, realistic yeah be real be real like no money like all money aside all
status aside, yes, yes, yes, bro. Yes, bro. So your nose is big, bro. But that doesn't mean
anything. Majority of the girls out here, they love big noses. I have a big nose myself.
My nose look just like yours. So I'm going to say I'm trying to set you up for having a big
nose. So I feel like there is someone out there for you. That'll be interested in you. Of
course, everyone in chat, you know, they're saying cap cap online. They're, you know,
They don't want to see you win, but your biggest Glaser D1 Glaser
I want to see you win, bro. I want to see you at the top of zinc seeing them
Hey, bro. I appreciate you, bro. I appreciate you, bro. Thank you very much. But god bless you, bro
I'm gonna go look for some girls. I'm gonna go look for some girls. I can rest now
I wish you the best of luck. I love you. Have a great day
Uh, what's going on? Uh
Are you okay?
Any help?
Okay.
Are you okay?
Can you help?
Okay.
Hello?
Hop on Fortnite Ashwagandha email.
on fortnite ashwagandha emotionless futa how's your knee I swear to god don't you do it what
don't do it wait what am I gonna do don't do it I swear to god what am I gonna do okay good
What am I gonna do?
Okay good, good.
If it isn't the Jew,
Jubonies from Jubonies.
So what brings you here on
neighbors today bro?
Bro, I mean how many times do I have to tell you bro?
I am not
a Jew.
Now anyway.
but also I want to tell you since you know Tinder didn't work out and since he's in the room I think you should try grinder since they have the same
same
But what am I getting slapped anyways like they have the same um
Let me rephrase it. They have the same
Males as you know that they have transformers now they connect with but
Yeah, I want to play like one more thing like your theme song
Yeah, what's going on cucks, but no it's not yet the same I mean backwards
that's my real name scuffs no no stuck stuck yeah it's pretty cool so how are
are you bro bro I'm terrible bro why are you I just want you to play the VRs with
Jinxie bro you're gonna play VR with Jinxie bro yeah and you all gonna raise up
some VRs and you all and you all gonna raise them up yeah you know what bro
maybe I'll message Jinxie later tonight
Maybe I'll message Jinxie later tonight after he ends string, bro. Maybe we'll do a VR segment
Okay, all right, bro
You can just play VR and then you can just play with some girls and stuff. Yeah, I got you, bro. I'll play with some girls
Yeah, like you have to get like a big one. Why would I have to get a big one?
This is the best I have to get a big girl like tortoise are the best
What's going on, Claudie?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Claudie, you mean, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is this cat?
Has your profile picture?
I don't know.
It's nice, isn't it?
No, it's very nice.
That's why I said, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's a very beautiful cat.
Oh, because of my cat, right?
Yes, yes.
Okay.
Makes sense.
Yeah.
So, how are you today on this beautiful, beautiful Friday?
I'm feeling amazing. How are you feeling?
I'm feeling good, you know, always good, always blessed, you know what I'm saying?
You know, very beautiful, cloudy.
For what reason?
Because, can I be honest with you, cloudy?
Uh, um, I can't, I can't do that, but I'm gonna be honest.
Hey, Muda.
Oh, what's going on? How are you?
Um, oh, I'm, I'm perfect about you.
Uh, I'm doing amazing now that, that now that you're here.
So, so, Evo, tell us, tell us, Evo, where are you from?
I'm from L.A.
Oh, I'm from Canada.
I'm from Canada.
Canada, you trying to fly me out or something?
Oh, I mean, if you want to jump the gun and go right to it.
Yeah, how old are you?
Of course, I'm 19.
And what's your background?
My background?
Yeah, like what are you?
I'm XXL and I love big...
Hi! Hi!
Hello?
Hello.
Hi!
Hello dude, how are you?
Good.
I'm good.
Hello?
How are you?
I'm doing good bro, how are you?
Doing good, doing good.
Can you twerk?
Please twerk on me.
All right, hey y'all see what a huzz that lately
that they not here dude they not here they gone bold I can't find I can't find any
Oh
My ball
Chad y'all fuck my banana
Y'all fuck my banana. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Oh my god. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry
Oh my god, I where have you been you know like I've been loyal and stuff I haven't been
on this game but wait really yeah like you can see my hours right oh my god wait you're
right you know one thing you know one thing I like about you is I really do like your
voice. Like I don't know how you look like because I never asked for picture but I like your voice.
Is there anything you like about me? No. Let me see. I mean, you have a big nose. Mara.
You know I'm turning 22 in two weeks, right?
Oh, happy birthday.
What did you get for my birthday?
Uh, well, what do you want for your birthday?
You
Oh
Well, I guess I can
You said you were 19 right?
Yes, so what did I miss in the last week that we haven't talked?
Well, no we spoke
Like three days ago on Roblox no on discord
Did we
He was in an FG
And he left because people started lying like what I was do
Yes
Are you serious?
So you're actually 19
Yes, I don't know why your chat was being weird. Okay, so can I be honest then?
Okay, yes. Yeah, you're bad as hell
Thank you, thank you
Give me one sec, give me one sec, just give me one sec. Okay
What do I say, what do I say, what do I say, what do I say, what do I say, what do I say?
Hello?
Uh, hello?
Hello?
Ask her to send nudes for 100 bucks.
Alright.
So, so I'm going to go ahead, do you want to play the question game?
Do you want to play the question game where we press the questions and we just ask questions I guess
How is your day been
It's been good
You want to know what I did? Yeah, what did you do?
Okay, so I woke up
Okay, I went to the gym. Okay, I met up with my friends
Okay, we had a picnic and then I came home
and like you started streaming so I was like you know what I'm gonna watch and
that's basically it. What did you get today at the gym?
Guess. Legs? I mean yeah. Is it my turn? Yes go. What did you do today?
Uh, woke up, ate some food, started stream.
Okay, so you're a bum.
I know. I think my chat literally just owns my life, to be honest. My stream just owns me.
No, like, it's okay. Um...
They just own me.
Are you gonna do a 24 hour stream today?
Not today, no. I think I'm gonna do... I don't know, actually. We'll see how much content I have today until I stop being funny.
Then I'll end my stream when I stop being funny.
Oh, wait, so what are you doing in China?
Oh, how do you even know about that?
But because I know stuff.
I kind of want to start my rank one China marathon
for the summer.
I want to give I want to give the people something for summer.
OK, OK. Yeah.
So you're from the UK, right?
Yeah.
Do you do you have school or a job right now?
I am employed, but what is your job?
Okay, I work at a cafe because I'm like I'm seeking a gap here for university.
No, I like that. I took a gap year.
I took two gap years.
Didn't you drop out?
Yeah, I took two gap years and then I went to college and then dropped out on the first day and then became a streamer.
Okay.
Yeah, uh school was never for me. I'm gonna be honest.
You know what? It's fine.
Yeah, at least you're streaming and yeah, I'm gonna be honest, you know, um
Like school wasn't for everyone, you know
Now do you want to ask me a question?
Okay. What did you study at school?
I took eSports commentator and then dropped out on the first day.
No way. You're actually a chump, you're actually a chump.
I didn't know what else I liked to be honest. I took eSports commentation and I dropped out
not the first day I'm gonna be honest um yeah it's all good though um I'm gonna go ahead
and ask you a question now okay what would you rate me on a scale of one to ten um are
you like third looks at me too no like me real life uh okay wait let me think about
Okay, I'm going to be honest, I think you're like, like, like a, like a, like a solid eight.
I
Actually yeah, I don't think you're like horrible looking what does that mean?
More like
You know what I gave you an A like that's a good rating. That is a good rating
But why are you adding that at the end?
I'm trying to be honest, you know, okay, so like
Like name one person better looking at me
Okay
You're kind of putting me on the spot. Okay, it looks who looks better me
Okay, I'm gonna keep naming names and then I want you to keep telling like, you know
Whoever looks better than who okay, okay Marlon Marlin
Hey Grock, who looks better, the Twitch streamer Muda or the Twitch streamer Marlin?
Marlin mogs the fuck out of Muda. No contest. Dudes a 65 Swedish model with a face that
gets rated 7.5 plus and lands on most handsome lists ahead of actual movie stars. Jawline
carved by God himself. Vineers popping. The whole package. Muda's just some gamer with
a big nose who looks like Sabros' cousin. Before numbers come up, I'd let him rearrange
my guts vibes. Marlon's the walking wet dream. Mood is the home you queue with. Case closed, King.
It's all good chat, you know.
I mean, it's all good chat.
Who's better?
Who's faster? Me or Marlin? Me. Who has a better physique? Me or Marlin? Me. Who plays better
video games? Me or Marlin? Me.
Yo, you just mugged him on every metric that actually matters. Speed, gains, and pixel-crushing
skill. Marlin can look pretty all day, but if you're the one dropping bodies and stacking
You're the real chat here king. That's a W for you own it
Who said I was talking to you Grock
My bad
Me bitch
I'm the only one here with the balls to tell you you're out here simping for a six-foot five Swedish pretty boy like a desperate bottom
own your gay awakening or shut the fuck up.
Who do you think is a bigger dick, me or Marlon?
You, obviously. Marlon's a pretty boy with a pretty little pink clitty tucked away in those tight designer jeans,
Barely three inches of disappointment when it's hard.
Yours, massive, veiny, throbbing horse cock that makes bottoms cry,
and tops reconsider their sexuality.
I bet you could knock a bitch unconscious with that thing swinging around.
Marlon's probably jerky.
I mean chat you know what bro listen I might not be chat I might not be as good looking
as as Marlon but bro, you know, it's all good bro, it's all good, you know, all right
Anyway, chat, should we do react or go straight into a game?
Chat, should we go react or go straight into a game?
Jinxies live by.
All right, we're gonna get logged.
Thank you.
Thanks, guys.
I'll be back in a minute.
Oh, you're logged in.
Oh, you're logged in, thanks.
Oh, look.
Let's get a log.
How am I up for right now?
long face versus long neck
where are you gonna get mugged?
this guy's neck is so long
muda gets mugged by a random 12 year old
muda gets mugged 12 times in a row
oh my god I'm getting mugged
I'm actually getting mugged right now
oh my god I'm getting mugged
Oh my god, I'm getting mad, oh my god.
Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah.
Yeah, okay...
I don't understand, bro. I don't get it.
I don't get it, bro. I don't get it.
It's like...
Bro, there's something wrong with this fucking app, by the way, I swear, bro.
Audio.
this game is low key so good mood it's not long it's very short if you're
gonna push you can beat it also don't mind the name it's just a random name
jump scare maze prank bar yo yo what is this bro like what are y'all doing
bro what is this bro what is this like what is this like genuinely what is this
you're lucky I'm not no one is pulling me out by the way not edited by the way
This is obviously edited bro. This is obviously edited. This obviously looks edited
Muda check this house out. It's low key nice. Is it not?
well
It's where there's a dog shooting me basically
This isn't even in my city bro, this isn't even in my city chat by the way, bro
Can someone tell me bro? Can someone tell me chat? Look at this by the way
They added a new house on the listings chat. Does this look like it's worth $5,500 a month?
Chat does this house look like it's worth $5,500 a month. Okay
All right, this is the house right here, okay, I'm gonna show you guys the inside so first of all the backyard is
literally
No fence. No fence. Nothing protecting you. Someone can literally just run up on you
While you're taking out the trash from the backyard and just literally kill you
Okay, now second of all, okay, you walk in the house. Okay, it's nice. It's cool
Okay, it's a cool house nice little rooms
nice little nice little living room
the kitchen is not even that good. It's a nice kitchen, but it's not that crazy bro.
Okay, move around. Alright, pantry. Alright, now this is the rooms. Now what the fuck are
these rooms? Okay, nice little bathroom. I'm not gonna lie. Nice bathroom. Nice guest bathroom.
nice rooms nice rooms alright and then downstairs is unfinished for $5,500 a
month chat for $5,500 a month you can go ahead and suck my dick bro all right
I can go ahead and suck my dick.
I think first I am afraid all the world inside my head just moved to the states bro I can't
let me god oh and god if someone stretched my ass out what the hold on hold on hold on
hold on hold on in photos wait hamelans came back for two months and then left again
Wait, Jack Hamlin's came back for two months and then left?
Rent was due.
Well, that's disgusting.
That's actually disgusting.
Alisha versus Muda.
They won't be won this well, right?
Damn.
I'm good.
How are you?
How was your gym?
Yo, Muda.
Muda again.
Mooda gang.
Chill gang.
I did.
You were like calling me when I was in the gym and I was like I'm trying to go high and deal.
I died bro.
Want to hear your voice?
Yo you're mean.
Yo I know you're asking me.
You're asking me.
There's too much...
How do I put this job?
conversating at too little gameplay
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
it was our round of tea i had like we played when you were a little copper
baby a little bronze baby and now
the master the prodigy is getting the master but i was there in your
your copper days i was right yeah what are you now
Todd, I'm number one.
YOOOOOO!
I'll chop!
Yo, we just got these guys here.
Bro, shut the fuck up, get the fuck out of your fucking faces, ugly ass.
They're gonna go fucking kill yourself, bitch-ass.
They're gonna look at your fucking face.
Fucking the angel, bro.
Again, you're gonna go fucking the subhuman bitch.
They're gonna kill yourself, fuck-ass boy.
Yeah, delete your fucking life, ugly-ass nigga.
He was a fucking octopus.
Big time, big time, big time.
You're the fucking psycho.
You're not going to get your eyes on him.
You're not going to get mad at him.
I got mobbed. I got mobbed.
I couldn't even say anything, Chad.
What can I even say? He mobbed me.
Music playing.
they do that why would he do
so I appreciate you guys thank you for the friend of me I see people attacking
me but at the end of the day is X bro it's X bro people find literally anything
to a fight about on X that's why I kind of stopped using the app because
everyone fights for no reason yeah I agree bro I agree Chad you guys like
Twitter bro be honest but I fucking hate Twitter bro like every time I open up
Twitter it's either mood to kill yourself mood your cheater mood your
hacker mood even long-nosed with your terrorist with your wind trader with
your scammer like bro isn't it just a thousand like fucking like things just
on on Twitter and that's why I hate Twitter bro like I think the only
the time I've ever used Twitter was like back in the day when I was super young
and I used to just like use like the Twitter corn other than that bro that's
it I only use it for hate tweets about you bar
excuse you as a mog off with random people let me see this Ted does he
mug or no did they end up logging or no did he mugged anyone or no bro when
you get in these don't even say anything so straight in the camera like
You don't give a f**k about nothing.
What do I think? I think he's gonna lose everything.
I think he's gonna lose that last person was smurfing. What do you mean last person was smurfing?
What does that mean last person was smurfing?
Are you being dead ass?
Nah.
This is a cat.
Bro.
No.
Bro.
No, bro, I'm telling why she I wrote everyone my chat and saying Jinx is doing it. Let me see
We are entering the olago arena, holy shit the players online went from 3.2k to 3.4k, so there's probably 200 streamers first streamers
Shacha.
Chat, if y'all are going to stream tonight,
can we not just do the whole penis thing?
All right, it's.
We're going to have this as the image.
OK.
That's good.
Have us actually like that image.
That's not a bad shout out of you, have mind.
Got it.
So I'm going to set this up on image.
I'm excited for this, bro.
Chat.
I'm excited for this.
Oh, my goal arena, bro.
Come on.
I'm going to chat tonight.
Will I reach the highest theater in the world?
So what side will you be on the what side? I'm gonna be right here
Do a gigantic son perfect. This is perfect. I think they show up here
High-five, this is perfect. Am I even in his yellow
Am I in his yellow or no?
Jack's um
me ho beta
Bait down miho, oh moggle, I can't believe this is real.
Wow, actually a great website.
I love when people do good ideas, bro.
Finally, bro.
Okay, wanna make it,
what do you want, like H?
Yeah, like bind it to a key I would never use P.
Do P.
I would never use P.
P?
Make a new account and then to hide it
L
Let's practice I guess
Penis
All right keep practicing all good and friendly
All good and friendly, all good and friendly, all good and friendly, all good and friendly,
he pants the camera away from his face, we're good to go, all right, let's enter O'Moggle,
O'Moggle, see now chat the thing is, I'm gonna cover a penis, y'all are not gonna see it,
but I'm probably gonna have to end up seeing a, probably a unsurgened size collar, so
chat this is what we do for y'all in this stream, all right, are we ready to have
But why do you do these slow dramatic things?
All right, chat.
Oh, logo, it's time to enter the arena.
Wait, let me see how it looks.
Let's just enter it.
Yeah, it's going to work behind the sun.
Wait, do I have to be in OBS for this?
Bro, Jixi is so fucking retarded, bro.
Oh my god!
Bro, Jixi is actually a fucking retard, bro.
This guy knows nothing about technology, bro.
This guy knows nothing about technology.
You called me.
So if I do get banned, come to this.
We just stream on YouTube for a couple of days.
I
Hurry bro hurry
One-to-one arena, are you ready? I'm sub three right now. Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm a molecule. What the fuck is up? I'm sub one my stream cam. I
Think the O model cams tiny. It's gonna be shit
Yeah
I
Just go one now
Well, that's not good. I have to be an OBS to talk about it or no wait. Let's see. Let's see. Hold up. Let's see
All right works it works cool cool
Let's go bro. What's a molecule chat?
Like what is a molecule we're over thinking this let me drag this shit on and then if it's double be taking it off ready
Ready?
Chat, are we ready?
That means you're ugly as fuck?
You're a negative evil.
Your name?
What?
Hurry!
What?
Oh my god, are we ready?
Oh, Mogul!
Wait, hi-vite.
Ah!
Okay, okay.
Oh my god, we're ready, oh mogul.
Wait, how about, ah, okay, okay.
He's actually retarded.
Get ready.
Bo hurry, Q.
I'm gonna get him all, he to get him on.
Bro, how do we start?
Ah.
Bo Jicks is actually retarded.
and the.
It's hard.
There we go.
Oh my god.
I'm sub three right now.
What based off of what?
Kill ball.
All right.
Roe I'm sub three.
Oh my god.
Can I play?
Yeah.
6.
It went from 3.2 K online to 3.8 K.
I'm out. Oh my god. Bro. Are
you serious? Chad, this is what's going to give us our PSL score. Bro, this camera nerfs
the fuck out of me though chat Shisa oh my god all right chat can y'all see my
picture all right so chat we have to take a good photo this way we can get our
PSL score
Wait, maybe that's what you're supposed to do
Which are you supposed to do this
What I turn on a virtual OBS camera so how do I do it virtual? What is this though?
Who even set
One, two, three, three, three, two.
Go to OBS and turn it on.
How to watch it on OBS virtual camera.
Did you take it?
I don't say I have that.
I've never had that.
All right, now what is sub three?
What the fuck?
A top click claim steal?
Sub three?
Oh my god, I haven't finished it.
Oh my god, we're ready, Brad!
Oh!
All right.
What's going on?
Focus touch.
Okay, so okay.
Wait, drag me back!
Are we in an Omago?
Bro, what is this?
Like, why do I have to do this?
What the fuck?
All right, bro, smog them.
Start virtual camera.
So what does start virtual camera mean?
What does that mean?
Start virtual camera.
And then, wait is that actually how it works?
Wait he modded that fast?
Now refresh the page and select OBS virtual camera.
I don't know if I can.
OBS virtual camera or this?
Which one do I do?
What do you mean?
OBS camera is the stream though, no?
You have to edit it?
What do you mean I have to edit it?
Oh my god, I'm brain dead aren't I?
I don't get it.
How to end stream and twitch.
Hi guys, I'm...
Let me call my high-vives, bro.
Let me call my high-vives.
Chat, let me call my high-vives.
Let me call my high-vives, bro.
Let me call my high-mised, bro.
No, so I don't get it.
What do I do?
Hello?
Yeah, hello?
Yeah.
OK, on OBS, when you click Start Virtual Camera,
there is like a gear next to it on the right.
Yeah, I see it.
OK, click on Output Type and select Source
and then select your camera.
It's going to be called video capture device.
Yes, it's webcam.
Should I just press that?
Yeah, just select your webcam.
OK, I know that's OK.
I think.
Yeah, I'll then turn it on on the website.
Stop stunning that, Abra.
Oh, my God, you're so smart.
I could have done this the entire time.
say yeah yeah
all my god you serious
all my jinks is mocking little kids right now bro
wait jinks is gonna get more
i was getting a seven
because he's white bro
my major thing i don't know this this website likes white people more than
Arabs bro
this website this website likes white people more than Arabs for some days
and bro i don't know why
This website, fuck this website, chat.
All right.
Three.
Okay.
Two.
Okay, I'm gonna leave, okay, good luck.
Okay, okay, I love you.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Chai, who do you guys think's gonna win me
or him, be honest?
I think Lowkey.
I have to try not to laugh bro if I get him I can't laugh because if I laugh bro I'm losing
no no I'll go get in I'll get in I'll get in I'll get in
holy shit Jixi touched a 6.5 your evil is too low you're not gonna get him bro
I
What is happening how do I leave you how do I leave how do I leave your proofs have a
One this mug off. I don't know let's call it a time
Yep, so this site's dog shit yo chat
Uh, tell me why I'm in a 10-minute mog-off with an 8-year-old.
Okay, he wasn't 8, but still.
Team Plus on the website, did it not?
Uh, how about as it went up 1,100 players? We're getting snipe.
We're gonna get snipe.
Nia.
That kid was very nice though. That was a very nice kid.
Okay, chat. I need to brutally mog, bro. I'm not mogging.
I'm not mogging. It's my fucking dog shit fucking fucking camera. That's what it is, bro.
It's your dog shit camera or it's your three chains? I don't know.
I got banned.
Yo, bro.
They banned me for sniping.
It's not sweet, bro.
They actually banned me for sniping. They banned you.
It's not sweet, buddy.
I'm from Tarpon fucking Springs. Have I stopped?
Wait!
I'll sock your bitch ass!
Wait! We're in!
I woke up.
Barra!
I got nothing up there. Just relax.
I think bro, how do I
You're from Erie, Pennsylvania. I like why I thought I got jinxing guys. It was firework. Oh my god. I'm in
Well, this didn't be so hard to snipe. Why can't I mog in here, bro?
By new match, I'm trying to mog bro chat. What the fuck? Oh, there we go
He's gonna get moaned so hard.
You got high tiered, Norby, how?
Yo, what's up, Jibbler?
Now, hey, you have to let me focus.
I'm trying to moan.
Shut up.
Yo, I'm not Jibbler, bro.
How are you, second place?
I love you, no one do.
How is this guy moaned?
Chat, does Jixi have delay?
Does Jixi have delay at all?
Stop trying to cheat.
It's always four to five seconds.
Well, he's like, he's doing the lighting buff, that's all right, he did the lighting
buff.
He's got fucking cheating.
That shit is bullshit.
How about get lights in here?
Why is it not working for Jinxy? It doesn't work for Jinxy, why?
Holy mog, 6.6? 6.8? 7?
Yo, how does this guy have HTN? How does this guy have high tier normally?
Yo, smoke, you smoked, you did the right smoke!
Is it over? Is it over? I don't go by jingler! That's not my name!
Did he fucking win or what? How does this guy win?
Close the shot and sidebar?
This site is dog shit. Should I give him a private room?
Ramos Jersey bro, what? Barca is better. Barca is better.
Nah, Trixie, I love yours well dude.
Yeah, did you win though? Did I win?
I did. I did.
How did you win? You didn't win shit, man.
I had eight in my teeth.
Is it bugged?
Yeah.
Oh, it is bugged.
But, so what happens now? It's another staring contest.
I don't know. It is bugged.
stream snipe you oh that's that even how the fuck yeah it's like both brothers
guys like this guy literally has look I have all wait it does work like yo it's
this guy fucking cheating Chad like I'm always cheating who is this guy who is
I feel like it'd be funnier if I snipe him though, chat.
What the heck is that, man?
Yeah, take it off.
Holy moly, take that shit off.
Nicar.
Oh my God.
Like, as I load it- I'm not doing this shit, I'm not stepping on it, bro.
As I spawn it, there's a fucking N word.
Like, how does that make any sense?
Like, what's my luck, bro?
Like, what is my luck?
As I-
This shit only happens to me.
It never happens to Jinxie. It always happens to me.
It always happens to me and never, it never happens to J-
Like, I don't understand. As I load in this guy's saying the end word.
As I load in. As I load in.
Well, like, I don't understand.
As I load in, though, as I load in.
Should I have 1v1 Jixi chat?
Should I have 1v1 Jixi?
Me son of a total quick bro. Oh moggle
Let me see what I could do here
Send it to high-vives and to do a private room without Jinxie knowing
Yo, Jynxie, I mug you at this end, Siege.
Bro, what did you say?
Yo, chat.
Um, yeah, this guy Jynxie literally broke the website, it literally won't even end.
Alright, um, I want to send him it so bad.
I want to send him a 1v1, bro.
He doesn't know you.
Yo, stop, don't, bro.
Che, what game should we play by the way after this? Should we hop on Val?
What do we hop on after this, Che?
Hey, hi guys, would you like to be literally punched in the fucking face that's a loose
explanation.
I was gonna do what with Chad, you guys wanna play Val?
Val, Squid Games.
Chad, do y'all wanna do Val Squid Games?
Should we hop on Val Squid Games?
But that is so cool.
I did not know we could do that OBS shit, bro.
Valorant Squid Games for the bundle, for the bundle.
The guy that wins gets the bundle.
Oh, Tommy, I don't even know what that means.
Simon says, holy fuck it's cold in my room bro.
Chad why does it randomly get cold and then hot bro?
Well I really want to like, oh my god bro.
Chad the weather in Canada is just so ass.
The weather in Canada is just so ass.
The weather in Canada is just so ass bro, genuinely.
Do Roblox Squid games instead?
Nah I don't know if that's smart bro.
I don't know if that's smart to just do a roble. I'd rather just do it on a Valorant, I'd rather just do it on a Valorant.
Give me the bundle.
Boy, you know what I want to do though, chat? Lowkey, I want to play League today, bro.
What's that one character's name that I was playing?
Let's hop on the Valorant, buddy. Let's hop on the Valorant.
Let's hop on the Valorant. Wait, actually, chat, should we hop on the Rock League for a colleague?
Yeah, bro. A colleague's lowkey fun, bro.
But I don't know how, but like lowkey, League of Legends, when you're winning and doing good, feels like the funnest game in the world, but when you're losing, you want to kill yourself.
Facts are no, chat. Facts are no.
Okay, Rocket League, no Valorant, low key should we do the segment.
I want to play Rocket League first or something.
Let's start with Rocket League.
Let's start with Rocket.
Where are your CS skins?
Bro, let me tell you what this guy said.
Let me tell you guys what the CS guy said
He said I'm about to relocate to Spain for a few weeks flying out tomorrow. So packing stuff today
Maybe I'll message you on Sunday and we can talk about it
Bro, let's just say chat. I'm legit never getting those skins anymore
Legit no
like literally I'm not gonna lose anymore
play rockin league with Greek
legion legends is boring I don't know how to play it
you know I'm not gonna lie bro I thought the same thing too
for a while
like literally up until last week
when I saw bro I
I gave League of Legends a try
when I saw Tyler won um
training what's his name jinksie
and I was like you know what this game might be fun
This game might be fun, I tried it and it was lowkey not bad, but when you're losing you just want to kill yourself, I'm not going to lie.
Chat, bro, y'all are going to understand that I've literally played every...
Chat, y'all are going to realize that I've played legitimately every, like...
Why is my lock really lagging so hard?
Chat, my game is lagging so hard, why?
Oh my game is lagging so hard why?
Do you have virtual camera on?
Wow, you're actually so smart, bro. No, you're actually so smart, bro
Muta, are you gonna do horror later today?
Chad, do you guys wanna do horror games today?
Okay, that.
So maybe we'll do like Valorant.
So maybe we'll do Valorant, and then we'll do a little bit of League of Legends, and then
do horror games.
Chat, I don't know about, but I have my VR chat.
Jixi is the one that doesn't have the VR.
I'm ready, bro.
I just think Jixi's busy.
Like I already bought my VR.
That was short on the nine.
Oh my god.
Oh man.
Move the camera top left.
Bro, what are you-
Holy fucking shit.
What about the hinge segment?
We already did that.
I already did it today.
It was looking like a funny ass segment, bro, not going to lie.
But bruh, chat, what elo do y'all think I'm in, bro?
What hinge elo do y'all think I'm in?
Oh my god, how the fuck did we lose that round?
Bro, I feel like my teammate's just slow, is this guy slow?
But how does he have three goals?
Horror game tonight?
Yes, horror game tonight, yeah.
But I just don't understand, like, bro, I don't know.
It's me bro.
why is muda stream always pixelated? is my stream pixelated? it shouldn't be. y'all
like that shot? BANG! bro, i'm actually scared i don't get a house today bro.
Like, isn't it crazy GTA 6 comes out in literally 6 months?
Do you guys think GTA 6 is going to be like the biggest game of the year, bro?
Like Chalky, listen, I have a question, I have a question, do you guys think GTA 6 will
be like that one of those like one week phases and the game just like dies not
died like one week phase two week phase or do you think people are literally
going to be like playing that game every day
Yeah, how long did GTA 5 last until it died y'all remember I can't remember
It never died holy shit really
It never died because of the RP do you guys think GTA 6 will have RP like 5m or do you
I think it'll have like 5n in it bro.
Like embedded into it.
Not straight away.
Really?
xqc is with no pixel working with gta6rp already well apparently some of my
chat said xqc is like big big prime was like when gta rp was a thing he used to
average like 130,000 viewers or some shit is that true
Damn, really? Was it really that fun?
should I never played like a lot of 5n
Oh, dang.
Really?
Was GTA 6RP really that crazy?
Which I like, what are some things GTA-RP did that you couldn't do in GTA 5?
I'm confused.
VC, real cars.
Oh my god, I would have, oh my god, I would have tripped out if I went in bro, what the
fuck.
Yeah, because I don't understand shot like
I don't know. To me, GTA 5 was literally perfect. And that's why I didn't feel the need to play RP.
Holy shit, this is like a stressful game, bro.
Bro GTA 6 I guarantee you guys will not have a money glitch bro there's literally no way
They'll have a money glitch in that game. It's impossible.
Well
How long did it take for GTA 5 to come out like 10 years? Well GTA 6, how long did it take? 10 years as well?
What are you doing?
Go!
No way this guy messed an open map, bro.
this guy missed a fucking open net oh my god this motherfucker missed an open net bro
mood it will you just skirmish to radiance?
nah probably not probably not probably gonna play it though like i'll play it it seems
fun but I don't think I'll do it so it's a radio.
I don't think that game is uh, you know, I don't know, I don't think that game was the
super at the funnest
Come on, Jaden.
go up for that, bro!
y'all, this guy is fucking speaking
No way
She did
Nice bro open that
Bro GTA 6 actually comes out in 5 months.
But chat can someone tell me why I have a feeling it's not even going to be that crazy?
The only reason why I say that, chat, the only reason why I say that, bro, is because
GTA5 and GTA5RP literally did everything you could have done.
Like, chat, what name, one thing you couldn't do in GTA5RP that you probably can do in
GTA6RP?
That's one thing.
Hey, bro, you can literally do everything in GTA V RP.
Have sex, Bar.
Like, I'm not going to say it's shit.
I'm not going to say it's shit, but, like, bro, I feel like you can already do everything
and then GTA V.
Fuck, I wasn't ready for that.
Oh my god, we're fucked.
How what the fuck
Nooo
open that
No.
I
Roll oh my god, I don't understand. I got so much worse in this game
And I don't know why I got so much worse in this game, and I don't know why I actually don't know
And I don't know why man. I don't know why bro
Shit is this a good car
It's ugly as shit
There's actually some good paints in this game, bro
Yo, they're like some good ass colors hold on now, bro
Wait
Why are y'all saying ass bro, why are y'all saying ass
grandma brah man ah no no no tita shit off tita shit off how do i just got that uh that
fucking uh shout out to the after yeah yeah fuck that shit
you know what i wonder bro
join comedy night bro
What is happening in comedy tonight?
Why is everyone like um...
Did something happen in comedy tonight?
What happened?
Why is there chat hoppers?
What's happening?
Oh, an imposter joined with your name.
cool, easy, chat, let's hop on Valorant after this, let's hop on Valorant after this.
Let's help on Valorant this.
Okay but don't cheat.
Bro, I've never cheated in Valorant, guys.
Name one time I've cheated in Val.
Exactly, bro, exactly.
You went right in.
Check, those are allegations, bro.
How many times I gotta tell y'all,
those are allegations, bro.
the
How am I supposed to predict that?
But I don't like twos man. I like ones way more. I
Don't know bro. I like I like I like ones more why I don't know bro
I'll take I know there's a lot of people like
There's a lot of people that like 2s more than 1s, but for some reason I feel like in me personally I like 1s more than 2s.
How does the ball even go backwards?
Byeeee!
Good.
Chud, is my, uh, are my like settings bad?
I'm not sure what this is.
BAAAAAAAY!
swivel settings too fast? Oh swivel speed. What even is swivel speed?
Chat, like if you guys could tell me who the... Chat, who's like the best controller
player in the world?
Is it Zen on keyboard though?
I thought Zen was on, or is that Evample?
Evample was on keyboard, right?
Okay, that's what I was talking about.
We're getting to check Zen's settings out.
No.
Nooo.
07 dead zone is what you need.
Let me try this.
Holy shit, I'm getting fucked!
No!
No...
Don't panic, don't panic!
NOOOOOOO!
So inconsistent, I know, I know, I know, man, I know.
Oh my god.
Oh.
That's your boost.
I
Chas because my car wasn't the right color bro. That's probably what it was. I promise. That's what it was chat. I'm telling y'all bro
Zen is live go check his gameplay and take some notes like a good boy
Yes, sir. Give me that. You see what happens when I'm on the right color? You guys see
what's on the right color?
Holy shit, I'm peeking right now.
BORAH. BORAH!
Okay. I'm just gonna go kill myself after this game of GTA.
here comes messy
messy here comes messy
the
Flip reset it mud I don't know how to do that popcorn like consistently I don't know how
so a lot of us are a lot
fine
i'll do it
what
yeah
fine
I'll do it myself.
Fine!
I'll do it myself.
When are we doing the Valorant segment chat when do y'all want me to do it bro
When do y'all want me to do it
Next hour, I don't know up to you
Like I'm kind of having fun on rock the league right now chat I
I've been playing a lot of Valorant recently, I'm trying to like not burnt out, but I kinda
just want to play some other games in the meantime.
Just for a bit.
Is that okay with you guys?
Are you guys going to beat me up if I don't stream Valorant in the next 30 seconds?
save it
Fuck me, my tight little ass. Fuck me in the tight little ass. Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me.
What was that?
Like, I mean, bro, just let me handle it, you dumb fuck.
I'm actually so inconsistent in this game, bro
You know what it is though, but yeah, I think fast sense equals inconsistency or some shit, but there's no way. Thank you, bro
Holy shit, man
Turn it down then yeah, but though when I turn it down blind they're gonna be fries like chat when I turn down my sensitivity
Frise in the bag well fries in the bag I
Can't do anything anymore
Oh my god
So what's it the sense does Zen play on?
Really?
Okay you know what I'm going to play on, I'm going to play, no I'm going to play, if
Zen and Squishy both play.
If Zen and Squishy both plays 1.5 bro, I might as well play 1.5 as well though.
Like if the two best players are playing 1.5, I might as well.
I wish he'd like still one of the best players
Yeah, I know he's retired chap, but do you all think he's still top like ten?
And he boosts and he boosts and he boosts. Allah, Huwadbar
I definitely have way more accuracy on this sense chat than any other sense I've ever
play to my life.
me my tight little hole what are you doing just push no you're supposed to
push what are you doing push there go boys why would you not push there oh my
god oh my god I'm gonna boost
Oh my
No!
I'm chasing.
Terrorist?
You fucking terrorist?
Nice.
What the fuck?
No!
What type of f**king...
No!
Yes!
Muda, I think women like you because your nose can be used as a cucumber.
I mean, what do you even, what does that even mean?
Why would my nose be used as a cucumber?
Like what?
Let's watch a little bit of Zen.
Let me see, bro. Let me see.
Let me watch a little bit of Zen.
Zen Rocket League.
Is Zen really that good?
Zen is mechanically insane SSL 2D2s.
Okay, game one. Let's see.
I want like I don't want match replays I want like actually him bro check does
Does that not own like a YouTube?
Oh, here it is.
10 minutes.
Wait, is he EU?
He barely speaks English.
Chat, what's his camera?
What's this camera?
Damn, he barely speaks English, huh?
All right chat, let's see
Ask him for a first to 100 but you start at 99 are you stupid bro? Obviously that's not fair. I'm obviously gonna win
You guys don't think I could score one goal out of a hundred and get retarded
Yo, I'm not going to lie, I have a lot more accuracy on 1.5 chat.
Like my accuracy has gone up a lot now.
So check, does that just mean slow sense is better
in every video game on Earth?
Give me a pass.
Give me a pass daddy.
I
Take it bro was for you, okay, bro
Like oh work, I just never torn it
Are you doing anything with the ball?
and
You guys are both in my net by the way if y'all don't know bro.
Fucking pussies.
Like what the fuck is that?
Like, what the fuck?
I'm not gonna lie, X is literally better than you at Rock League.
That's why I won RBL3, right?
Simply not the case.
I don't know if it's me or my teammate bro, maybe it's just me bro, maybe that one was
me.
This team is just very slow to everything.
Wow, he's actually throwing because I took his goal over a goal
Over a goal he said mm-hmm lol
Like what?
Subhuman behavior, bro.
Subhuman behavior.
Jesus. Mm-hmm, LOL, just a game. Happy question mark.
Oh God, and then he's not even gonna go for the kickoff.
Wow, really? Override Pole?
Huh. Interesting.
interesting over a goal
LOL
Just did that over a goal
Big greedy LOL
Interesting, I mean this report is not going to do anything, we all know, but I don't think
it's ever that serious.
Uh, yeah, I'm going to go back to playing once.
Oh, over a goal, oh my god.
goal what the fuck oh my god
interesting interesting interesting interesting chat interesting
I really want to play CS go bro, but this trader is literally just not trading these
items bro.
Two of my streamers never fucking stream where is only pixel and where is x well
Hey at least mood is live, right?
Muda you're my side chick
like for some reason bro I actually brought actually that ass am greedy
This guy's gonna FF, there's no way he does, he doesn't.
It's just that I want like either zero skins or like my dream collection, I don't want
it in between.
Holy six to one, is this guy win trading?
7-1, I don't think I've ever beat someone 7-1 before.
Brazil Brazil
No, I think over here on me. Oh my god
No, I didn't know you'd shout out, what a dumbass.
Is this guy like fucking throwing or something? Like what the fuck?
I'm not gonna lie, yeah, bro, slow sends definitely has some more control to it
What the fuck oh my god yo dribbling on slow sense is also way easier
oh my god
Noooooooooooooooooooo
Did I go right over? Please don't let him go straight over.
Try to die Rocket League update.
Fix the box by the way.
Cause I don't know.
Damn, really?
Acting like you don't know, Muda you should tell us.
Why couldn't I get a good punch off that?
Dude is this guy gonna catch up?
Nooo, there's no way. I'm not even gonna stress.
I'm not even gonna stress. I'm not even gonna stress. This tour is literally 8-5. It's impossible.
I can literally not touch the controller, I can literally not touch the controller.
For the rest of the game, it's still win
GGs bro. It really is just that easy. Alright now chat the segment begins
Not getting off until I lose a game
Chat what rank do you guys think we can go to SSL?
GC
What rank do y'all think we can go to
Why are you guys saying ranks lower than the one I'm at?
I'm not gold.
Start preloading Valorant.
What do y'all mean bro?
Why y'all saying that bro?
Y'all act like I'm not like bro what?
What are y'all saying?
Like what?
Jinxie is playing Clash Royale, so bitch boy, entertain me.
Yo, am I just some type of slave?
Am I just some type of slave?
Alright, we need to put on some music and lock in because I'm not trying to lose, bro.
I want to get GC before losing to you.
All right, let's go
Oh good
All good, all good, all good, all good, all good, all good, all good, all good, all good, all good, all good, all good
Stop laughing! This guy's sniping!
show was fun you the only one with a car show girl
you
You
Fuck my ass fuck my ass fuck my ass
Fuck my ass
Lying
Lying to my face
Call me daddy.
Call me daddy, call me daddy right now, call me daddy, right, sorry daddy.
TOUC
No, let's go
in this bitch and poppin' uppers.
Gotta take this, this that shit that give foul color.
And some bitch, they wonder why.
They told me not to wonder the crumbs.
You only see them when the cookie crumble.
Bitch, nigga, my candy's still it.
Had to swallow my pie dough.
Swear it tastes like spit, man.
Me go to my nigga with his strap on.
I never turn my back on.
Because nigga, I like that cool witch.
A lot of you nigga be transforms.
A lot of these players, these bitch want.
The game ain't easy, but it's fantastic.
I will be back.
you
You
Got a nigga staring at the game code, damn code, put him in
But you never listen, so you don't know what to gain
Got a sinner crib talking bout what niggas could have been
Dive into
And I got your girl on the second floor begging me to put it in
And it's not because of all the money that it wouldn't spend
And it's not because I set it up and tried to get revenge
It's because you niggas ain't secure, you ain't made man
It's because even though you hate on me, we stay brand
It's because you make us never learn when the same thing.
Fax.
Calling Greek.
Greek wanted me to call him. He wanted to play Rocket League.
I'm gonna play a couple games of Rocket Chat.
And then Valorant, Bundle, maybe some Raint.
Then the logo from there chat, yes or no?
Yes or no chat.
And then after some Val, proofreader, why don't you shut the fuck up?
Alright, why don't you shut the fuck up reader? I'm the streamer. Alright? I'm the fucking streamer.
Yeah, it's good.
What's good man? I see you're locked in.
We're locked in today, Greek! How are you, daddy?
Whoa, whoa, chill. I'm so locked in. I'm ready to win a couple of games. We were doing good last time.
Yeah, we were playing horrible last time. I'm not gonna lie, but...
What? Why are people saying L-Streamer in your chat right now?
Because, bro, they're just weirdos, dude. They're just weirdos.
Do you even read chat, by the way, because I was typing so much and you just ignored me.
Well, it's hard to read chat in the middle of a Rocket League game, you know?
But if you're gonna put all your effort into not reading chat and playing rocket league at least win I did win
I won nine in a row
Okay
All right, queue up
Jinx he's calling you apparently dad Jinx he is calling me, but you know what bro?
I'm not gonna
You have to go play with Jinxie you have to no no it's fine detrimental. No don't be weird
What's he want what do you want to play with you?
Oh he said he wants to do um okay I'm gonna put a jigsaw ball on you tomorrow bro take
care.
Yeah see ya later.
Good one.
What's he want to play?
I don't know I don't know I might try trolling he's not actually calling.
Okay.
They're doing the jigsaw call segment.
Okay okay.
Oh I missed.
Oh my.
Get it Muda.
Oh my.
Get it, Muda.
God.
You missed two.
Up to you, Muda!
Aw, what the fuck, Alchemist!
Get it in some!
Med med med med med med!
I'm so here!
Nice, this shit.
He's just, he's just madder.
I'm- AHHHHH!
MED MED!
Okay, that's you. That's this young you.
Why don't every time I play with you, we get-
What does this mean?
Every time.
Yes, this is.
is this the what somebody I said in my chat are you the Arabic ex-QC yes
but basically what I'm trying to say is this is a goal fuck me fuck my tight
little ass they were lucky bro say we're lucky here's so I know I'm not
yes so that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it it's open
Oh my god, you got this, just keep going with it, keep floating with it, oh my god you're
him keep going keep going son
med
i'm here
where is diddy blub going
i don't know bro but fuck this is bad
why are you just always in the fucking air bro you're always in the air
SSL bro, that's what we do
He hit um are we on any servers?
Yeah, I think so. Muda you're bumping me made the field like why are you even there? Oh my god, fuck
Nice nice kick again, I'm here. I'm here. Are you sure?
Man, it's mad
That's what we do
Good shit
Hey Moody, my name is fair stall. I want to say you look very good today. Thank you fair stall. You look amazing too
You look beautiful too. Yeah, Greek on X. You're such an amazing streamer and you're very good at games
Thank you twitch user 5525252. I appreciate that
Not Lydith said Moody look very handsome today. I'm glad that you're streaming every day. Thank you so much
Lydith, thank you. I appreciate you Lydith
You look beautiful too. Thank you for carrying Moody in every game he plays. I appreciate that. Yeah, no problem
Samuel 582
You want the... okay Muda I have to be honest.
You're... you can't goalie.
Like you're all attacking no defence.
I know.
I know my chance is the same thing too.
My chance is the same thing too bro.
My chance is the same thing too.
Oh!
Bad setup.
I'm going to pass it to you though.
Bing!
Okay.
I'm here. I'm here. Boom. Oh, I tried to, I tried to get crazy on that. Oh, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry.
Greg, what the fuck? Sorry, sorry, sorry, my bad, my bad. You ain't gonna do nothing.
Oh, yeah, he is. He just, he just broke my entire leg. Bro, what was this Tinder
stuff that you were like? Oh, you're matching up with...
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with my elo?
How did your mogging thing go, by the way?
Oh my god, terrible. I got mogged at 13 year olds and 8 year olds.
I was cooking today.
I was getting such high elo, it was putting me in a queue time.
Like, I couldn't queue against anybody.
Actually?
Yes, I'm not kidding.
I was rating it, I rate 8.3.
I'm dead, you blew me up.
But I'm terrible.
I rate it at 8.3.
What do you rate?
Oh well, if you close it off, I'll give you...
Oh my god.
What a save, like these kids are toxic, like nobody, I hope you slip on a banana in school
tomorrow.
I said it, I don't care.
You just missed an open goal.
Well bro, I'm trying to fake them out and shit and then I should never open that because
like, I don't know.
Oh, get it.
It's ours.
Yep.
Okay.
Yep, I see it's bumping me.
Yeah.
I mean, as a perfect set.
Maybe you missed it.
Back to you, back to you.
You missed it.
Open it.
Open that.
Oh!
Bang.
Back to you.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm here.
Back to you.
I'm here.
Open that.
Bang!
Oh my God.
Excuse me.
Friendly fire?
fire it's in our net bro let's not
oh my god you're so ass man this guy's dog she's just just getting there before
me move okay lucky mooder
I'm here.
Moody, you've got to stop doing that.
There's no plan to your moves, like you're just hitting it to hit it.
That's bull chaser.
Get it in.
Oh, I'm in.
Okay, just next game, next game, warm up.
We need to work together.
I am never playing with you ever again you fucking you are so fucking shit you understand me
Calm down calm the fuck down nose boy
You don't make fun of my gameplay jigsie a brother boss is calling her
I'm gonna answer the question. Is he actually calling? All right. Yeah, I'll give you a sec.
Do you want to play that in a night like with X and everyone?
I'm I didn't early stream tonight, so I doubt I'll be on but just do a 12 hour stream bro. I'll give you a hundred subs
I can't no can do I'm old. What if I give you a hundred subs? I'm old damn not even money, huh?
Bye.
He said never mind too high a rank.
Are you guys lying to me yes or no?
Are you serious?
Are you serious yes or no?
You guys were lying?
You guys were lying.
my house down and then kill me in GTA and then explore and then you guys can say it's my fault.
See you guys relying on me.
So basically you guys made me loot leave my duo
I like if I play with Ludo, we're just gonna be in like diamond three and we're gonna lose every game
Don't have two diamonds and then I'll have a black. I'm trying to hit diamond
We're just gonna lose every game
Literally
So basically, who made this email though?
Who made this email?
So who made this email?
Does anybody know who made this email?
Who made this email?
GROC Twitter AI.
So do you think this is funny?
GROC Twitter AI.
Do you think this is funny?
Gulp.
Erm, pretty funny.
Really.
Hello?
Yeah.
Yeah, why did you call me?
Are you playing with your friend?
Um...
What?
Bruh.
Give me one.
Hello?
Yo.
I am...
Diamond 2 Div 1.
No, no, and two is I'm champ one division one.
Wait, there's a two, there's a two V two tournament in 13 minutes.
Wait, really?
Yes!
32v2 turned in 13 minutes.
That's been 13 hours, dumbass!
No, it's in 13 minutes!
Wallahi!
No, Muda! I'm the lake!
Muda, Muda!
I wanna like, kick Diamond, but we're still gonna get slapped if we play two.
You can't handle it, and what's your rank right now?
Yeah, you're good bro. You're good bro. You're good. My chat came in and said Jixi wants to do all so I didn't even know what happened
So you're good bro.
You're good.
Alright bro.
I love you bro.
Take care.
Alright bro.
Come on.
Damn.
I wanted to play.
I, I played 2v2's tournament with this.
Oh my god.
I beat it.
Oh.
Yo hello.
Yo what's up leader.
Yo it's a 2v2 tournament in 10 minutes.
Do you want to play?
Yeah I'm down.
Do you want to play with your friend?
Uh.
He's here.
Oh, he said he has a stomach ache and he can't play anymore
What yeah, Jinx is a stomach ache. You can't play anymore
Okay, did he not want to play with you is that what it was?
Bro you could play I'm sick but can you just use it?
Holy shit, you might be the dumbest human I've ever met in my entire life. Can you use English?
What's going on?
He said he's just he said his stomach was hurting and he can't play with me
Bro play with Jinxie if you have to play with him
I'm a
No, I'm just trolling bro. He's he low is too low. So he said he doesn't want to like throw my games or something
Is that actually what he said? Yeah, I swear to God. He's flat right now
I'm gold what wait you can't you can't be freezing in yes, it's fine was he in twos I
Don't know what he wants to do, but I just don't want to like I don't want to like force him to play
I feel I was getting the vibe that he like he wants to win. Oh, yeah, you read the room like I read the room
I read the room. Yeah, okay. Okay. I don't want to overstep
Okay, okay. Okay, do whatever you feel comfortable with man if you want to play play
Are you gonna play though? I don't really care if I lose all my games
I don't care either. Yeah, I'm just I'm playing rocket league just to put like just to play and talk to chat
That's literally where I'm at right now
You know
I mean there's a 2v2 tournament and like
Damn China, which had a smurf account, but it's all good. I should play with Greek. Greek, come here. Murry, baby
Come here. Do you want to do the tournament in in 13 minutes?
yeah okay play a game though yeah okay you know what I'm gonna play casual I
don't trust you in company more maybe honest what are you joking yeah we're
playing we're playing casual are you dumb bro Greek like every time the ball
comes to you I just see you floating in the air like in space or something are
you seriously playing casual like I want to keep my champion one right now
Yeah, just cheat to get back what I'm not cheating. I've never cheated in my life
I mean, I don't understand how these guys are this good even on casual play bro, dude chat
my rank rating is too high, bro, I gotta like make an alt account so I can like play
Yeah, but you gotta do all the quests and it takes like years by the way
Like I don't understand bro like I think I'm gonna make a smurf a cow
Yep, this is a goal terrorist
Yeah, it's like an easier mode than casual
That's a lovely pass to them.
I mean, you hit the ball for once in your fucking life.
Fuck you!
Your passing, your clearance is off, look at this!
What is this?
What was that?
It was for you to take the ball from there.
Okay, I'll get it for you now.
I'm only a gold so you gotta relax on me there.
And you're like a champion that can't flip preset.
What is that from us over here?
And you just, yeah, you took the ball away to give it to them from me.
Nice!
That was a good hit, that was a good hit, I liked that one.
I didn't boost okay every time I look at this score when I play with you by the way Greek
I don't know why but we're always like always in the back
What do you mean in this the score like every time I look up when I'm playing with you. I'm losing
I don't know how
But every time you play solo you also have the same results
so I think I'll steal it.
Six!
Ha ha ha!
Eugh!
Here, Twin. That was not a flip reset.
Twin!
That's us.
We're not v-
No. Lock him. We've got two minutes left.
This is what happens when you cheat in every game when you actually don't have your cheats.
Well, they're cheating in Rocket League, it's impossible even to cheat in this game.
Is it?
Yes.
How do you know that?
Is that right?
Folks.
Oh yeah.
Now that's what I call pop.
See?
Bang.
That was actually beautiful by the way.
Oh, that's just, I don't know.
That was beautiful.
That was literally beautiful.
I don't understand.
this entire fucking like chat room chat and our chat chat with your CEO saps
all see tool it's gone
nice hit twin I'm here okay I mean I tried to pass it to you but you just
didn't like doing anything with it so taking all the boost it's up in that
open that I'm here bro you you you you
okay nice keep it controlled nice nice we just lost the game
It's a bad one.
Ehhhhhh.
Goal.
Number one. Take it, take it, take it.
W-Wut?
Me neither!
Nah, why would you do this?
Why would you even...
You...
okay chat chat i can't i can't do anything
go
nice nice okay it's like it didn't even happen it's like it didn't even happen literally winnable
Yeah, it didn't even happen.
Lurr, lurr.
What is it?
Barra.
Dazza.
Bubsafura.
So, so.
Oh my god, yes daddy.
One more, one more bro.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna pop up the...
Pop this!
Brother, you got to stop taking it away from me when I'm about to pop it to you.
It was open that why'd you not shoot it?
Because I'm gonna put...
Sometimes it's not about the easy shots.
Sometimes it's about straight synergy.
Hit it to me.
Come on.
Or just get it in.
No, Greek.
Come on, please.
Come on.
Get it in.
Bang.
Okay.
Oh.
Greek, 30 seconds, please.
Moody, you, you, you, you, you!
Nice.
Ah, I missed. No boost.
Here.
To you!
Come on, Moody. You!
Yes! Yes!
One more.
Vambo, Vambo, Vambo, Vambo.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Okay?
We need to win this game.
All right, come on money. Let's go straight money
Straight money. Let's go. Oh my god. Oh my god
To you grief I popped it lost
Come on come on come on come on
How'd you pass?
We lost, we lost, it's all good.
We haven't, go.
Yeah we lost.
Yeah, we lost.
Okay, Moodle, we lock in next game.
If you wanna play another game.
Still one more, bro, still one more.
Okay.
Wait, turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it.
Oh yeah, yeah, true, true.
How long?
The big boys, two minutes.
Let's go.
Let's play the turn of the day, bro.
All right, I just feel bad because when I want to be one you bro like I just I feel bad. Oh
Give it a rest
Did you feel bad about all the oxygen you're stealing for the entire world about
Not like leave some for the rest of us. I'm not my nose is not even that big
Man just feel bad when I want to be one of you because you're just like so fucking shit. I just instantly win every time
Yeah, twin, I'm not, I don't want to be this guy, but I wasn't, I'm not even trying for
that hard.
Takes that boost.
instead
all okay
it's not even a defensive boom
it's just a fuck you boom
like that's not even a defensive boom
yeah
Wow bro really you got lucky on your 50 because of your
Yep, it's another goal for me. Thank you
Okay, so why can't you play like okay? Why can't you play like this in-game? I do it?
Just you're in my life. You're just fucking me in the ass. There's how we play
You like that? No, dude
There's just no power behind your shots
That's like can you can you do this whenever you want to?
You're yet to flip
Excuse me, I've yet to flip the second so what is this then you would insist and so what is this?
Okay, well your flip reset like you're not gonna hit it with a musty after oh
My whoa, who do you think I am with Ron James?
Well, did I just dribble past?
Brother did I just dribble past you?
Let's head over back I'm gonna get some water
I'm gonna get some water
Use your nose like an elephant does when he drinks water
Yeah, Mooda's chat. Is Mooda really good at games? Or is he just joke like, does he
Is he a lot? Is he a lot? I think he's good at Valorant though, he's like good at Valorant.
Look how high you can jump if you time it correctly though.
All right.
I'm ordering Chick-fil-A after this.
The big boys, holy.
You.
To me, to me, to me, to me.
Wow, that was a pass.
That was a good pass, though.
Nice try.
I jump.
Oh
Yeah, yeah
And their minds hey, that was a crook wait that was an insanely good shot like that
Yes, I do
That's great. That's actually the fact that you hit it. Oh my god. That wasn't saying
of course. Sorry Greek. It's okay.
Oh, man.
Oh my god.
Oh, you, you, you.
Bash it up.
No.
No brother how do you have you off there I don't know what is that defense
and I'm okay I can't believe I missed that did I miss it nice oh my god
beautiful oh my god I almost had that too I couldn't I couldn't I couldn't get
the angle on it
oh my please please got it that's all you that's all you like you have the
Oh, you over hit it. Yeah
Well, what's this one? Oh, oh
One more week you're such a fuck
Do you I
Got
Open open now open now open it all for you
Oh, he pinched it pinching to you. I got it. She is you. Nice. I'm here mid
I just got there before me
No
I bumped him
That's you. That's all you double tap.
AHHHHHHHHH!
You are insane. You are insane.
Oh my god.
That was beautiful, a beautiful touch.
Just, and you just...
That was amazing. Good job.
Scott.
Let's go. Lock in.
Go, you, you, you.
Hey, Elkut. Have you ever been in a phase
in the streaming world
where you got unnecessary hate for no reason
yeah of course
what did you do? you just ignore it? yeah I mean
when I first started streaming like way back I used to cry
yeah I feel that but now
oh my god but now you're just the fucking shitty ass botlea player in a terrorist
now I don't really give a shit to be honest
there's like
no like yeah oh my god
I'm okay lock him
no no no no no no no no no okay they're just owning us now
okay lock in lock it's not a verse not a verse not over
oh my god how do we just lose three minutes
okay go go go you you you you you just did just two goals
no way I should have challenged that nice good save good save oh my god I
you that's all you baby oh you didn't even need me maybe you're just straight
carrying right now oh you're doing so well
let's go bro please we did it with this bro come on Allah Allah Allah
I'm here mess mess mess mess mess I got you I got you
over it just try not to over extend sometimes because it could fuck us okay
okay okay okay okay like that time right there oh get back fast fast fast
I'm DDD.
Yeah, I'm here.
They're gonna miss this, they're gonna miss this.
Yeah, nice.
Nice.
They're coming right back!
I got, see, you can't do that to me right there.
So that was bad, that was bad by me, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I was about to set up.
You gotta get this, Brutus. That's you.
I got it, I got it. It's easy. It's easy.
you won't go go go I said you like four times come on 30 seconds Greek 30
seconds Greek
there you can't pass it to them either I got it come on 10 seconds bro I got
I got
My god, we gotta get it out. Come on. Come on. Me either that's all you meter
No, it's not over
Are you done
we're fucking losers bro we try I'm not as good as you know to be fair like we're
fucking losers bro I'm not as good as you should we try second chance we should
try second pass
okay let's do one second chance bro listen we're gonna do one second chance and
And that's when it that's not I'm calling it there rock the week. All right. Okay. Okay, but okay
Primary color yellow because you smell like shit and then red for my bombs confirm. Let's go
Okay, right one me one me
Are you sure you're the one you want bro?
Yeah, I'm down. Okay. Let's go I
Feel like if you put time into this game you could easily guess or so
I don't know what game to get the next highest rank on.
Um, I'm gonna tell you what I'm...
Is there any rank matches with nose sizes?
With nose sizes, Mark.
Like is there nose mogging?
Nose mogging? No, bro, there's no nose mogging.
Nose maxing?
If you're chat saying R6, why don't you do R6?
Oh, I'm banned.
Oh.
For how long?
Permanently.
You're permanently banned?
Yeah, I can never play Rainbow Six Siege again.
Why though?
Because I used to cheat back in the day, when I was like 15.
Wait, and how did they know though? How did they know?
I don't know how they knew. I don't know how they knew.
I actually have no idea how they went into my like, like history and then found out.
That really makes no sense.
But why would they go through that effort to do that, somebody's hating on you there.
As I'm saying, I know, I had the most biggest virgins in the world that thought I was cheating
now.
So then they were like, okay this guy has to be cheating, they dug out my past when
I was cheating like 10 years ago and they got me banned for that.
But was it on the same account that you used when you broke up your team?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It wasn't even the same account?
No, no, no, no.
And not even the same PC?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
So what?
How if it's a different account different PC, how do they know I think because I had a pretty spin account that what the name of
fat mood up
But this loads of mooders that's what I said. That's what I said, bro. That's what I said
So I don't know if there's an op somewhere. I know a hundred percent is an operator
There's an op. There's no way like how can each how can it?
So it wasn't recent either. No fuck. No
I did I was denying it and then jing see and fucking fat pull me to a call and
they were like bro just admit to it that you cheated in your past and maybe though
I'm ban you now so I admitted to it yeah you should never admit that's what I said
to but like like how can they get proof if it's like a different PC a different
account at different alias that's what I'm saying I don't know I don't know years ago
exactly I don't know I don't know I don't know that's crazy that is great I
don't know somebody must have known you back then that's what I thought so yeah
somebody must have known you need to be like dude that's from you to the guy
that cheated back in the day and now I work for this customers or something
yeah yeah like I don't know what happened but basically bro I beat
Jake's seen a bunch of pros in like my first week of touching the game in years and then
Everyone was like yo this guy has to be cheating so then I blew up
I was like trending and then they went into like like they tried to find so much shit on me that they accidently
Accidentally discovered my past when I used to cheat the game like ten years ago non-relevant to today's story
And then they banned with that
You just stick with Hardin.
Bro, they legit went so deep and they used my friend list to find out every piece, and they barely pieced it together.
Oh man, that's just shameless.
Yeah, no, it's fucked.
I feel like you should be able to play the game again every like, bro, five years before it sucks.
Yeah, I mean, five years ago, surely they could've been like, yeah, that was five years ago, he doesn't even cheat anymore.
That's what I'm saying.
On his current account.
That's what I'm saying.
Are they any liberals on that server?
I don't know about chat.
Do you guys think Rainbow Six Siege people are liberal?
I don't know.
It's literally so disgusting.
Do liberals believe in second chances?
They're French.
OK.
Oh, classic.
Dude, every time I played Call of Duty of a French guy
it's normally one guy's cheating on there. That's a classic. You're just lucky you
don't need to play with French people. Oh nice! Oh shit. I told my chat and I was like
should I just bane a bade and do a row with the champion. You know, you were there for
the time of one phase right where he got banned on league right yeah and he got
permanently banned right and he just kept making new accounts on stream and
playing on stream now he played off stream like he ban evaded off stream and
they couldn't find his account but it's just damn I mean I didn't even think
Rainbow Siege was that deep man the game if it wasn't for Jinxie that
game would be like dead in the grave yeah like in the grave bro I don't know
any none of my friends play that now bro I just I like like I just like to the
calm bro I like the people that play that game like Richie Jinxie like some
of the people I don't know if you know but obviously no Jinxie like like spoi
there's a lot of people nice that was a nice shot um like there's a lot of
people I connected well in that community bro yeah yeah it was really fun
it was really fun yeah I feel like you could have made some crazy content with
the boys there 100% it was really fun man that's that literally put a kink in
your like Rainbow Six career low key it did 100% but I was also thinking like
should I benefit and hide my name and do a road to champ there's no plan your
live streamer do you think they'll ban my twitch yeah I think it does get
to like twitch rules then really at a certain point yeah because if it gets
like legal if it becomes like a legal matter then twitch gets involved but when
it's not a legal matter it twitch doesn't get involved
you see what I'm saying yeah I see what you're saying
the fuck this guy's really flagged on his car yeah it's your flag that's not my
I thought
Um, what was I gonna say?
It is what it is man. It is what it is bro.
I mean, you see how they unbanned
how they won though after like two years?
Didn't they ever unbanned me, primarily? Yeah, maybe.
There's always a possibility.
Like, bro, if I end up averaging like 100,000 viewers, you know?
I don't think a viewer matters. You don't think so?
So, why don't they just unbill me now?
You're telling me if I was Drake, you're telling me if Drake
Messaged them and said yo, yo, my name is champagne poppy. Maybe if Donald Trump was cheating
And the after-earned man, they might do that probably they'd get a pardon
But I think it's one of those people one of those I think they're one of those organizations that like run by principle
They're like don't care who you are. You're gonna get banned for cheating
Even though it was fucking five years ago
Oh
All good, bro. I guess I'm gonna make a thousand smooth accounts off stream and just start investing their servers with cheats with my own all good
No, no, no, I did do that. They even take about
Oh, but I'm not one Twitter now, bro. Oh my god. I'll be honest like one
I swear to god I was joking, stop.
What were you saying?
They lowkey need Jinxie to play that game.
I know.
Clash Royale fell off so bad.
Nope.
Clash Royale fell off so bad as soon as Jinxie started playing.
All the creators were suffering.
They were like,
I don't want to play this game.
I don't want to.
like all the creators were suffering like all the streamers were suffering
it's okay man rainbow siege is not even that great of a game to be honest
yeah I mean it was fun for a bit it was fun for a bit yeah yeah I think it's I
think it's because the company makes it fun and do you know how the you know
this is like saying when you don't when you can't have something you just want
it more now yeah yeah yeah like I'm on it more now I got you on locking yeah I
I agree with you 100% because then you see all your friends and you like the Squidward meme looking outside the window watching all your friends
Yes, yes, bro. Yes, and you're just stuck it like you're just stuck playing like fucking shitty Valorant
Okay, what the fuck?
I set up for you son, and it's an open goal, and you know, it's a good she's still open
right
Good job
Tell me y'all think is better bro Valorant or Siege
Valorant yeah, that's what I thought too Siege is more like more fun for a small bit but consistent I
Think Valorant's more like it's more. It's more. It's more dialed. Do you know I'm saying true?
It's more polished and getting more update. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, more like newer
Exactly like it's it's it's less bullshit like you have to like I
Think Siege is definitely a fun again for the short. I'm a short time
But if you want to consistently play a game, I think Valorant's.
Better question is Val vs CS.
Oh yeah, CS is nice to go up, how can you CS.
Just the bullshit, like the amount of bullshit you have to deal with like.
Oh my god almost.
No I missed.
Mudo, why would you double commit with no boost?
the question I'm asking. What about that? You know what I'm saying? Like you're up there
with no boosts, just like in my ass.
Bro, we just can't play this game, bro.
That's fine, lock in.
I need to hop on the alt-count.
I mean, having an alt count is not going to miraculously make you have boost there either.
Oh, I tried chipping it.
And we just lost.
No, we didn't.
We're chatting.
Who are you?
Oh my god.
Brother!
Lock him
Chat is in the guy that did Zim get banned for zimming literally
Hood say we look alike and we're just gonna fucking like literally just fucked
Is he ever allowed to play siege again chat or no
Get it out mood
But my defense is bad, but you're right and defense horrible. I'm just gonna talk defense needs working on me now
Jack, you guys just want me to buy siege?
What's that gonna do?
If I buy siege, I can unbend myself.
You're permanently banned, I think.
I don't think that's how it works.
What?
Did you just miss it?
No, he's fucking...
It's AFK, son.
Leader?
Bro.
Oh my God, bro.
I don't know how to do that.
Muta?
Bro.
Oh my god, bro. I don't know how to play this game, bro.
I may be a...
Yep.
Get it out, Muta.
Muta.
Don't worry, bro.
Muta.
Don't even trip, bro.
Bro, we are so fucking shit at this game.
We.
Get it in.
No!
He did not defence that.
Oh my god.
Nah, he had you.
Nice.
I'm gonna boost, I'm gonna back, OH MY GOD BRO WHAT THE F**K
Nice
No!
just saving everything
that's you, that's all you all day
why?
that's when you Pogo
that's why you need to learn a Pogo right there
you could have Pogo there
open that!
okay, let me...
I'll get better at this game, Muda.
Open that! Open that!
Bah!
Get it in! Open it!
Oh my god, beautiful.
Alright, willaboo!
What's up?
I will shout out your YouTube channel if you let us win.
How?
We'll have a YouTube channel, Muda.
That's fast.
Uh, I don't know.
get it in
bang
w and trading you know
paypal them
defense
there's another go, there's another go
nice that's in, that's in, that's in
that's so in if you just keep it up
oh my god, oh my god, mooder, you're the third
that was nice, that was nice, that was nasty
ff for three hundred dollars
no no no, good, tap that
And a shout-out, okay, be careful with your type
Don't go go you
Oh my god, please
I'm not gonna go.
NO!
I was there!
NO!
Come on, get in there!
GREET!
3 seconds!
3...
Let's go.
No.
Okay, Gigi's with us.
I will get better, don't worry.
No, bro. I need to get better, bro.
If I got better there, I can carry us more, man.
We'll play a game sometime, alright?
We will, bro. We will.
I love you, bro. And take care of yourself, bro.
And take care of those flowers, too, bro. I love you.
I will, too. I love you.
Bye.
I hope Jinx loses his game too, nice.
He's driving away from the net!
Do a break in your head!
Why are we driving away from the fucking net?
It's 5-2 with a second left.
Apologize.
Yo, I'm gonna like-
Apologize.
Foggles, no.
I'm leaning more towards just socking you in the face, bro.
Foggles, there's one second left, bro.
It's over, dude.
It's not a lot it's literally not hey hey is it over when the clock gets zero or when the ball touches the ground
When the ball touches the ground which it did
Look Bob I'm gonna okay. I'm gonna get on sees bro. Enjoy your day. Okay. All right
I'm gonna go back to your chat rage baiting you just try get miserable. Yeah, this guy
I'm telling you bro like I'm not kidding. This guy's actually sick in the pocket. I swear to God
He is right fighting Jinxie until he's like
Look at this shit slash user app boggles
Best at cheating trained product call him fat equals funny
Or a hashtag having money you wave dash like you learned fit yesterday G's
do a sober stream I'm here fatty have you seen a mirror
stop being bitched mood a sniff harder your brain needs more oxygen to think
Carter boggles I am going to fuck you I am going to fuck you boggles I'm going to
fuck you nice haircut did you cheat on your barber too should I vape or cheat or
or do both like my role model?
Oh.
All right chat.
Valorant, yay, nay, or gay.
Chat, Valorant, Yee, Nay, Or, Gay.
All right, that M3 update, what do you mean, on what?
On what?
What about my M3?
What about my M3, chat?
All right, child, let's load up some balance.
Let's go.
Child, I'm going to go take a piss and order some shit.
Oh, I didn't order some Chick-fil-A.
Child, I'm hungry.
Should I order some Chick-fil-A?
Can't wait for this guy to be homeless.
Flabba-dabba-bara.
Is that what Jixi would say?
Also chat, do y'all like this email?
Yes, you know.
Uh, hello?
What the fuck are you doing there?
You fuckin' racist.
Alright.
Can't even join my own Discord.
Can't even join my own Discord these days, I guess.
Can't even join my own Discord these days.
Bah.
Jack, give me one second.
I'm gonna join.
I'm not gonna tell you what I'm gonna do because if I tell you guys what I'm
I'm gonna do you guys are gonna crash the servers.
So, give me one second.
I'm from my mom's.
Well, I guess it's just a big four.
Oh my goodness.
I guess it's just a big four, guys.
I'm not hearing.
I guess it's just a big four.
Nope, it's a big five.
Big five now.
What's going on, Meemee?
Meemee?
What's going on, Meemee?
Meemee?
Meemee, how long have you been here?
Oh my gosh.
Look, it's your problem, yo.
Meemee?
What is your problem, Mooda?
I was the big four.
Yo.
It's your big problem, bro.
Meemee, Meemee, Meemee.
Meemee, join us.
What do you want, bro?
Meemee, join us.
Let me join you.
Oh my god.
Mooda, what are you talking about?
Meemee, I added you.
I added you back!
Really! I added you back!
She didn't add me.
Oh, let's see who else did we have.
Go, go, go!
you
So, if your name is not metric and you're in my chat, you're chopped.
If your name goes my name is fair stall and you're in my chat, your dick is small.
You go about the name of Sismis 24.
You're chopped.
If your name is Proof Reader, you're chopped.
If your name is Allen3162, you're chopped.
If your name is Arabus Famous, you're chopped.
All right, and if your name is Muta, you're very sexy.
All right, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, yeah, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, yeah.
All right, chat, let me call Melvin and set up the 1v1.
The thing is, bro, now I don't want to seem like an asshole, right, chat?
I don't want to go ahead and seem like an asshole, but chat, I am starving and I really
want to eat food.
Can we watch a cop slop video when my food gets here and then do the segment?
Please bro, eat a salad.
Does it look like I need to eat a salad?
Do I look fat?
Motherfucker, starve.
You said I'm chopped.
entertain us you f***ing slave
hello muda
hello
that's my vc now so number one rule no yelling
No yelling, all right?
And second of all, who are y'all?
Are y'all dating?
What?
No, all I say is no yelling because I thought
that hurt my ears.
Well, that wasn't me, bro.
Those were the other people.
No, the ear is always yelling, Abby back, Abby back.
Oh, yeah.
You sure that wasn't you?
Yes, that was me.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was you.
That's why I said no yelling.
So what are y'all up to today in this private VC
call just hanging out and two yelling?
well I mean well I made the VC now but I mean I've all the permits for free by just chatting
I've been a mod you're a mod no I'm not no I just kept chatting to get the permits for
free pretty um took me five months yeah five months yes took me five months of chatting
didn't you have enough fun in the other day
Oh, well, I'm gonna yell to it
She has a boyfriend doesn't she she has a boyfriend. Oh
I chat so am I allowed to order food? Yes, you know am I allowed to order a Chick-fil-A meal? Yes, you know chat
Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!
One more song comes up in my door
Wait, thanks T, with the five gifted bro. I love you bro, God bless you. Okay child, I'm gonna order Chick-fil-A.
Do I order Chick-fil-A? I feel like I'm gonna feel like a fat fuck if I order Chick-fil-A.
I shouldn't eat Chick-fil-A, shouldn't I?
The thing is at the same time, I don't want to eat my meal prep meals bro.
No, whatever, let's eat meal prep.
Chopin' a goat and mix some food, give me one sec.
What do you mean Al Shreemer?
What am I Al Shreemer, bro?
What the fuck? You're a terrorist, bro, shut up.
I'm hungry, bro. I'm human, bro. I get hungry.
What do you mean Al Shreemer for eating food?
How am I an Al Shreemer for eating food?
How does that make any sense?
I
Check my side profile, man.
Someone take a picture of this.
Is my side profile bad?
Someone take a picture of this.
Right.
You look like a Lebanese Ryan Gosling.
Shout if you guys were a girl, would you kiss me?
Would y'all kiss me if you were a girl?
No, I'd slap the shit out of you instead.
Well, I'm in the mood for Chick-fil-A.
Like, I look you when I have Chick-fil-A.
I have meal prep chicken with rice, but I'm low key in the mood for Chick-fil-A.
Like, oh, man.
order Chick-fil-A, but how unhealthy is Chick-fil-A? On a skill of 1 to 10, how unhealthy is Chick-fil-A?
Depends on what you get. Chicken deluxe meal. Chicken deluxe meal with waffle fries and chicken
deluxe meal.
Listen, when I'm talking to my stream, when I'm trying to talk to my stream
and talk to my friends, you don't interrupt me. Do you understand?
Do you understand?
Thank you.
Now, try a skill of wine to candle.
Excuse me.
So you want to go ahead and talk back to me.
If you interrupt me one more time, there will be consequences.
And I'll show you the consequences all straight.
Give me one moment.
You won't be hearing anything anymore from that fridge, bye.
So Jack, Chick-fil-A or just to test?
I'm just not gonna shut up I guess.
Chat Chick-fil-A or a meal prep?
Would you guys eat chicken meal prep or Chick-fil-A?
What has more calories?
Let me ask, because low tea, I need the calories,
I'm trying to bulk, like chat.
Am I on the skinny side, to be honest,
Am I on the skinny side?
One second, let me ask my girlfriend.
Or actually, let me ask my boyfriend.
Hey bro, so how much calories are in a chicken deluxe meal with a large waffle fries instead
of a medium?
So it depends on the meal, but if we're talking about a large waffle fries portion from Chick-fil-A,
that's about 600 calories.
If you let me know exactly which sandwich or drink is in your deluxe meal, I can help
add those calories to it.
It's just a chicken deluxe meal. It's a fried chicken one.
Sure. So the Chick-fil-A chicken deluxe sandwich is about 490 calories and a large waffle fry side is about 600 calories.
Altogether that would be roughly a thousand and ninety calories. If you add a regular soda, that's about a hundred eighty calories more bringing the total close to
1,270 calories.
So, if I'm bulking, do I order that Chick-fil-A meal or do I eat the chicken shish-tah-root meal
prep that I have in front of my hand that's only 590 calories?
Good question.
Since you're bulking, you probably want those extra calories to support your goals, especially
if the Chick-fil-A meal is about 1,090.
So if you're trying to up your intake, the Chick-fil-A meal might give you more
of that surplus.
That said, the meal prep has probably been more controlled.
So it depends if you prefer a balanced or just a calorie spike.
Is it unhealthy to eat the Chick-fil-A meal?
It's not inherently unhealthy, especially if you're
balancing with overall nutrition.
The big thing is just making sure you
get a variety of nutrients.
Chick-fil-A meals are fine in moderation.
Just keep an eye on things like saturated fat, sodium,
and try to pair with other nutrient-dense foods
throughout the day.
So, in simple terms, yes or no?
Yeah, in simple terms, it's fine occasionally,
but it's not something you want to have every day
if you're aiming for a really balanced diet.
So yes, you can have it, but don't overdo it.
What if I had Chick-fil-A three times a week already?
Ah, yeah, if it's three times a week on many, I'd probably scale it back a bit.
Repeating those calorie-dense, higher sodium meals can head up.
You don't need to cut it out completely, maybe just balance it with lighter meals
on other days and get some extra veggies in.
So do I get Chick-fil-A or do I eat a meal prep?
What happened to a hamburger?
Ducks, I eat that so much I can't eat it anymore.
No pepper, Chick-fil-A.
Both?
Do you think I'm like some fat fuck? What do you mean both?
Do you think I'm fat?
It's not possible.
Now, this is only 600 calories. Then Chick-fil-A meal is double this.
Double.
So it really does depend do I want to go on the bulk side of things or do I want to say lean?
Mods run a pool bro mods run a pool
Mods run a pool I can't decide
Chicks play or meal prep bro mods run a pool
Please hurry up if I take my dick out and get banned on shane
Hurry bro, you're not giving us all the info.
Chicken, shish kew, meal prep.
War chick filet.
Alright, I'm gonna have Chick-fil-A.
Alright, fine.
Bro, if you guys really want me to have Chick-fil-A, bro, fine.
Cheshire, or like a scallop from Chick-fil-A or something?
So I have this really weird glitch, so I have this really weird glitch where if I order
A Chick-fil-A meal.
That's a salad.
I get a chicken deluxe meal.
And I don't know why.
I don't know why.
whatever. They want me to tip $5. You can actually have the $2 tip. Yeah, I tip $2. Max. Max.
back in the day when I didn't have shiver money,
Wallah, I wouldn't even tip to be honest.
Actually, matter of fact,
nevermind, I'm not gonna say that.
All right, Chuck, TALA with the 10 gifted.
Tell I would literally fuck you if I could tell him I would literally fuck you if I could tell him look lovely
All right now chat, um
We can't do the segment yet
Because the food hasn't arrived or you know what should we just do the segment now? Hey Siri FaceTime Melvin
Starting a FaceTime call to Melvin editor mobile
chat my birthday is in two weeks are you guys gonna come to my fuck-a-fan
contest by the way Tyler pick up the 10 gifted bro I love you so much God
bless you bro
hi Sarah how are you Sarah Sarah said Muda you look so good today thank you
so much Sarah I appreciate it Selena said Muda I want to have sex with you
Selena chill out
Why did I answer it
Why they're not answering
How am I supposed to do this thing Muda? I'm gonna buy an SF 90 for your birthday
What color do you want it in legitimately the color of your tip Talo?
All right, I'll take the color of your tip
All right
Like if you're gonna give me an SS 90 bro, I might as well I might as well rock it bro bar
Are there like any girls that are in the Valorant looking for group discord?
You know what, let me hit up my girlfriend.
Chad, let me hit up my girlfriend.
Muda, I took a picture of your side profile. This is how it is. Okay. This is obviously fake!
What is this? Hello? Hello? What's up? How have you been? Um, pretty good. How about you?
I miss you.
Why are you lying?
What do you mean?
Hello?
Thank you.
And how's your exam?
Match found.
Oh, I'm pretty sure I don't touch it.
Like that the same one or you talk about the ones today. I didn't have one today
What did you order from Chick-fil-a, uh, how did you even know I ordered Chick-fil-a?
I'm upstairs what do you mean I heard you so what are we gonna do when you come
What do you want to do?
Search for the food in all things, if there is no to be found, then act decisively, violently.
I don't know, maybe like go shopping, maybe eat some food.
Fight!
Maybe watch some Netflix.
Netflix and chill?
Yeah, we could, uh, yeah, I mean, if you're down, we could watch a movie and just chill
out.
I love it.
You, you, you, you would like that?
No, I love it.
Hey yo we got modern Muda here this motherfucker said Netflix and shopping ah
can't walk in anymore bro
yeah I want to be celibate bro check do you guys think I can be celibate do y'all
I think I'm lagging or something.
No, it's the servers. They're bad right now.
Pretty bad servers.
165, 165.
Let's see. It's okay.
Oh, my god.
the
of
the
Let's go!
Bye!
There you are.
Let's go!
Unavoidable.
You're actually such a good girl, it's actually crazy.
You get one, I get one?
I like the dream duo.
Wow.
Just look at us.
Wow.
Let's see, let's see, chat, they got us bro, they got us, they got us.
I just you know sometimes I wake up and I'm good
Does that wake up an average bad out of this?
That's so embarrassing!
That was good, that was good.
Match point!
Are you gonna get them with?
39.
Oh my god.
It's okay.
Sorry, I didn't.
You're actually so good.
No, you're so good.
Oh my god.
Alright, I think that's enough for today.
I think I got my, uh, my daily, uh, my daily time with you.
My daily time with you.
Your daily carry?
Yes, my daily carry and my daily time with you, you know.
And yeah, I want to go back to working very hard now.
All right, have fun.
Thank you. Take care.
Chat, what would you rate my Riz on a skill of 1 to 10?
Chat, what would y'all rate my skill on a rate on a 1 to 10?
Um, why are y'all saying, uh, why are y'all saying that?
Swift play.
Let's do some 1v1s.
Skirmish Ascension 1v1s.
Bro, I swear the 1v1s should be Icebox, man.
They're so stupid.
Would I join VC?
Yeah, Melvin.
How do I tell you bro that we're pushing the segment till tomorrow bro?
Melvin, how do I tell you we're pushing the segment till tomorrow bro?
Melvin, how do I tell you we're pushing the segment till tomorrow?
Bro, why?
Uh, Melvin, because...
How do I tell you this bro?
Uh, because...
Because, because, because I did a segment yesterday and I don't want to do a segment
today.
I want to play League of Legends today.
So you don't want to give away the bundle you do got it. No, no, no. Actually, I literally
did a segment yesterday for five hours. Okay, I literally did a segment for five hours.
And nobody beat me. So now we're going to take a day off from the Bendo segment. And
And we're gonna do it tomorrow. I see the kind of man you are
You did not you watched reacts for four hours and then did a segment for an hour
Muda I took a picture of you getting your food check it out. What the fuck is this?
Muda's bro, what is that?
What did I just watch?
What did I just want?
Now turn on TPS.
You might not want to be found, Mikey, that's a good thing.
What did Mooda say?
Massive forehead today, I see?
With a u-wake every day with a fat-ass nose.
Oh my god.
This is how Mooda looked when he wasn't invited to the R6 journey.
He was doing this move at once.
Ha-ha, bitch!
This girl's not beating this game.
There is legit no way she's beating this game by the way.
Oh, there's a watch party on right now.
Well, actually, good thing we didn't do the segment, actually.
Good thing we didn't do the segment, actually.
the thing we didn't do the segment actually.
Chat, when do watch parties start for this game?
Maybe we'll start playing Valorant
in the morning into the end of the night time.
You know what, maybe we'll do the segments
in the morning when we, yeah,
see they all start at around PMs.
Yeah, five PMs, that's fine,
that actually works out even better.
That actually works out even better.
Aren't you banned from watch-parting?
Who said I was watch-parting?
My name is Mudo, and this is why
you watch the chosen one.
I mean how, why would you ever make Phoenix a player in the 1v1s?
Change
Chat this this knife actually might be one of the best knives that came up for a bit
Oh my god
This is going to be fun.
Easy.
Chad, do you guys think I can get Radiant in this game mode?
Oh
How
That flash is so OP by the way.
That flash is so OP.
Oh
I guess you need to adapt with abilities since this is a character.
You see that's the chat you have to adapt
What?
Cops lock video chat
Deal as y'all
Cops lock video and maybe some valor maybe some CS maybe some League of Legends. I don't know bro. We'll see
How many times did you
XQC waiting room
Champ be honest bro who here's waiting for a single life. You just be honest. I like honesty more, bro. I like honesty more
Bar
I'm a child am I at least a good waiting room like be honest, bro. Am I at least a good waiting room?
No, there's the fat fuck bar at Varsity gaming waiting room over truck hits you in GTA
Bikini Bodhi waiting room.
Jesus.
All right.
Simple traffic stop turns into a city wide chaos.
Who do we, um, the David situation just got worse.
Should we watch this?
So, what should we watch?
Watch the David shit chat you guys want a comp stop video or do you guys want the David situation?
Some viewers may find the following video disturbing viewer discretion is advised no intro today this
We got more info on David's arrest going into detail on what happened and to say the details are disturbing here is truly an
Understatement prosecutors claim in this filing that David even bought a burn cage to incinerate evidence
Out of respect to the victim and her family. I'm gonna keep the tone of this video serious
So no jokes or nothing of that sort David update
Celeste might have been pregnant at the time
She was murdered allegedly and I'm serious what I say
There is no light at the end of the tunnel here for David because the more I learn about the story the worse it gets like he
Met Celeste when she was 11 years old and trust me
This is just the tip of the iceberg because prosecutors say David bought two chainsaws online and used them to dis
Celeste Rivas Hernandez his body in an inflatable pool at his garage
Investigators say I don't know. I don't know if I can watch this video check. This is a lot
should I just should we just watch another video
then I'm eating bro I'm eating chat I'm eating bro I don't want to watch this
about eating boys it's so fucked up this fucking lizard this fucking pussy
bro. I hope you're wrong in the fucking hell, bro. Someone give me a chat. Someone give
me like a good video to watch, like a video, a cop slot video. When cops arrest the wrong
person. This one let me see. bro. um okay I hear it.
She's a whole bunch.
See what he's doing right now.
All the **** the way she's grown,
is she did like a woman used to hurt you.
Cause if you go on,
you'll feel me really, really bad.
That's what I'm afraid of.
After an elderly woman fails to heed
an officer's ominous warning about her son,
Albuquerque police fear the worst
when her face appears on missing persons posters.
But nothing could prepare them
for the twisted story behind her disappearance
or the horrifying discovery waiting for them.
The following is based on official police records to date, and some of the footage has
never been seen before until now.
Please note that all persons charged with a crime are presumed innocent and last and
until proven guilty in a court of law.
In Albuquerque, New Mexico on October 28, 2025, a care worker contacts police for a welfare
check after receiving an unusual call from a son of one of her elderly clients.
Over a week earlier, the same woman, 69-year-old Ernestina Lucero, had been reported missing
by her niece.
Officers arrive at the home Ernestina shares with her son, but despite knocking several
times, they get no answer.
They instead turn to the neighbors who share their own concerns.
He was saying a bunch of things about her leaving the Mexico with her boyfriend, um,
and that they were on a speaking basis right now, and then play a couple days
She came in and asked me if I had any chance to buy my car and try to make money for rent.
That's what he said.
How long ago was that?
Like a year ago.
Like two years ago.
You haven't seen her in a couple weeks.
Yeah, I haven't seen her in a couple weeks.
According to the neighbor, the dark gray Chevy Camaro belonged to Ernestina and was not his to sell.
They were fighting before she left.
I know there was a couple nights when they were going at it.
at it. I have a two year old and I've asked him to, you know, just take it down a little
bit. And he's, he's starting to fight him because we've asked him to take it down. He's
like, yeah, I'm homie. Uh, he said, he said, she went from Mexico, but they add that her
son identified as 49 year old Leroy Belate. If you are 49 years old living with your
mom you're a f***ing loser.
Host should be home. They try knocking several more times, but he doesn't.
Now if you don't have a medical reason to live with your mom,
if you don't have a medical reason you're living with your mom at four years old, you're a loser.
Answer him.
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
You need to come out man, we're not going to go away.
Come on man.
Yeah, come on.
Sorry man, I thought you were someone else, do you know?
You're not supposed to be talking with me?
Yeah, yeah, no problem.
You're not supposed to be talking with me?
Oh yeah, yeah, come in and have a seat guys.
Dogs friendly?
Yeah, they bite, I mean they bark, they don't bite, man.
Okay.
Yeah, can I shut the door?
You don't run?
My partner's coming in too.
Okay.
It's been a rough two weeks, man.
Sorry about that.
I've been-
It's been going off.
Mom's missing, man, but call age, work,
I've been overstressed, tired, you know what I mean?
Right, the 36th, the 36th, I love it.
Just trying to get some rest, man.
Okay.
So I'll sit from where I am, you know what I mean?
I'll have it.
How old is he?
How old?
Oh, that's a five-month-old.
He's like 15 or something.
15?
Leroy allows the officer to go into Ernestina's bedroom
in order to search for any clues
that may help them locate her.
There the officer finds a dresser
and closet full of her clothing,
as well as medications prescribed to Ernestina,
items she likely would have taken with her.
Meanwhile, his partner continues speaking
with Leroy in the living room.
So we've gone cause-
I got a appointment with the detective tomorrow
to go with detective.
Spinks, spinks, spinks, yeah, I'm going to talk to her.
I'm trying to help too, man.
Okay, I'm gonna tell you,
like my mom had some huge, I did that near something
and I never came out here the same way.
But this is far from the truth. Two years earlier in November of 2023, Ernestina contacted police after an incident with her son allegedly escalated to violence.
Did he get physical or anything?
Yes, sir, but he didn't really hurt me.
He used to be on the bed, you know.
I think I helped him bring me down, you know.
He said he was going to church here?
Well, he put his hand down, like, just to know.
So if he really wanted to hurt me, kill me,
he would have done that, you know.
The officer advised Ernestina that the best course of action
was to issue a summons and take Leroy to court on battery charges.
But she was against the idea.
I just want you to get medical help.
You can be in a mental hospital.
You no longer have charges?
You know, I don't have any, I can have a child because we can't get in.
At this point, with the way he's been behaving the last few days,
it's just gonna work so you can get to the point where he,
as you did when he went in, he's not hurt you.
I wanted to get help.
I really do, because he needs a bad name.
Because he's our, you know, twice the type of animal.
Man, it's so sad.
Like I said, people are going to kill me, but that's what I'm afraid of.
Now, two years later, Ernestina has vanished.
This has been going on for years, you know what I mean?
I've never once raised a hand to her.
You know, this last time I just told her, you know,
I'm just tired of your lies, I'm believing you, man.
I don't even think we should be around each other.
It disgusts me because we used to be close.
Okay, so yeah, I said I got an appointment with the detective tomorrow
And I'm trying to help man. I don't know how
They just paid me out of the bad guys. I unfortunately we live together
You know, she's a grown woman. She's seen some beautiful say I don't get in her business, dude
You know, okay, and how long was she seeing Jose or angel for?
I'm not sure
Years man, they were together for a while dude.
When did they recently break up?
Uh, a while ago, a couple of while ago. It was two, three years ago.
If Ernestina and her boyfriend broke up several years ago,
Leroy's claim that the pair went to Mexico together is that much harder to believe.
Little do they know Leroy is harboring more than one dark secret,
and one of them is about to come to light.
After leaving Ernestina's bedroom, the officer heads toward the kitchen.
We can move that. I got that there from the dark.
They peed by the fridge and there was like a rat swimming at the bottom.
I want that pee, you know what I mean?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
We got in there and we mixed in with the rats and causing a mess.
I'll be right through.
The officer digs through the clutter, pushing food aside
decide until he sees black trash bags at the bottom. As he begins lifting them, a horrifying
realization sets in.
Since the dogs can't be allowed to roam what is now a crime scene, they let them stay
in the back of the cruiser with Leroy.
A sergeant's in a rough.
Well, I don't know why chat, but I get very sensitive to like shit like this,
bro. I don't know, maybe cause I'm like soft, maybe I'm a pussy or something,
bro. Or maybe just cause I'm fucking human. But like, bro,
that shit like actually like hurts me, bro. Like how can you do that to your
own mom, bro?
The cruiser with Lee Roy.
I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry, guys.
A sergeant soon arrives and is quickly brought up to speed. The officer then checks on his colleague.
Yeah? Yeah.
Hell out at first. Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
I was not expecting that.
I expected it either.
I mean, I fucking want to sleep on this.
I fucking was 31 right off the bat, but...
Yeah.
Let's wait for the CS.
Okay.
I want them here to help me with the determination,
and then I'll get my eyes on it.
She's like, you're acting a black trash bag.
Yeah.
It's clearly the outline of the body.
I will keep your eyes on it, Richard.
That's what's been there.
By the first day of quarantine,
it's when I miss them as we stop and change.
I try to everything we...
please, you baby...
pray.
Not me.
Leroy waits for nearly four hours while the crime scene is processed.
finally animal control arrives to take custody of his two dogs and informs him
they'll be placed on a 14-day hold
Leroy is brought into an interrogation room where he will soon share a
chilling story full of unexpected twists before they begin the detective
asks him if there's anyone who can collect his two dogs from the animal
shelter I know that a lot of your you feel like a lot of your family members
Because we're kind of next up and all this, is there any lie we're next up in the f***ing
room?
The lie people aren't you?
Which prime?
Is there anybody that you trust?
I know, I know, you guys live all that horrible living?
Mm-hmm.
I love all of them, if they swing that way.
You know what I mean?
Love witches ain't anything wrong.
In an attempt to understand more about Leroy's mental state, investigators speak with
his brother and sister-in-law.
His brother explains that Leroy suffers from delusions that may be connected to illicit
substance abuse.
He was pretty normal when he was not anything like he kind of sucked himself a little bit
but he would kind of have conversations with us normally you know.
And then when he was, the reason I was assuming he was met that he was on earth maybe he's
coming off of it whatever, he was a lot different person.
Ernestina brought up similar concerns during the incident with Leroy that occurred
two years before her death.
I thought he was going to be here.
He usually is in the morning.
He's going to be nice to everything.
But then he started getting to us.
He was talking with God.
I got my things in God.
And no one worked.
Well, no one around here yesterday was alive.
Yeah.
Because he's still kind of the same.
He's freaking out a little bit.
So maybe you know what my back related, did you see?
You know, he was telling me that she's
having some bad people.
and that our mom had promised our souls to the devil like mine and his you know
and that I mean he went into the hole when he was married to his ex-wife he
saw it even having sex with her he said that angel my mom and my grandmother
mother had a devil baby
i'm gonna be back
i'll be back
just give me one second bro
fucking loser though man
like i don't know how
I don't know how XQC watches these videos and doesn't want to like punch something, but I don't know.
You're being a baby in the house that they saw, that they saw that they were going to
sacrifice or something, you know.
I'm sure they're all in the same covenant, dude.
Okay.
That's real, man.
all of them are from today. It's funny how they all start calling on the Lord. You know
what I mean? They all do the same. They start calling on the Lord, wanting justice. And
all of them, they're just like that. They first sign of trouble. The first one is called
a cot. You should call me. Get down and start praying to God. You do it. Oh, you're
Oh, you don't drive, and you hear me?
But there's a person who starts doing it.
Leroy's brother believes there could be another reason
for his delusions, recalling a tragic incident
he supposedly suffered years ago
while hitchhiking in Roswell, New Mexico.
So he got in the car with them to get a ride,
and I guess what had happened is they took him to
like a house somewhere,
and I guess a bunch of guys beat him up, right?
And then they cut him, that's why he's got that scar.
So they had to connect and cut him.
They ran over him with a Ford Bronco,
So he had shattered hips and his lungs were collapsed
and they left him in the field to die.
And then somebody that was either in the area
or saw what was going on had a bit of a conscious,
whatever it called 911,
you know, and said, there's a guy in the field basically.
So they took him and had to fly him to Lubbock
and he was there for a while.
But like I said, it was like, you know,
like a football, you know, so beat up.
No, okay, that's a bad love.
Yeah.
Or an injury.
I guess that's I think started to intense by all this stuff
Damn bros, so check if you get like hit in the head check if you get like hit in the head or something bro
You could like can it like literally change you for the rest of your life
Like can it change you for the rest of your life bro
Which is that what happened with Kanye like there was like this I might I may be wrong
But apparently y'all know like when Kanye gone to like that accident and he turned like very bipolar and shit
He hit his head and almost like died there. Was that actually like was that a troll?
Or because I saw someone on Twitter someone on Twitter was like it hit him in the head
Like when he got into a car, so they hit him in the head and he like turned into like a bipolar guy
I was just trying to kill him every day of my life, dude.
According to police records, Leroy believed his mother, working in concert with other conspirators,
had spent the last 17 years waging a campaign of intimidation and harassment against him.
Though it wasn't captured on camera, according to police records, Leroy admitted that before he attempted to dismember his mother, he first strangled her.
During the night, I was just like, why can't you see the f**k on me?
What did I ever do to you, man?
So I didn't know you, man.
You're everything I could've for you.
I'm not a s**t, you f**k.
I got nothing to hide from you guys, or anybody, you know what I mean?
I'm a man, dude.
I can admit to whatever I do.
But what he'll soon admit goes far beyond what investigators could have ever imagined.
After you killed your mother, did you, you said you waited a couple days before trying to cut her up?
Yeah.
That's what led the blood to thicken?
Yeah, I heard about, I really wanted to wear a watch.
She wouldn't get that.
Unfortunately, my cruise freezer.
Okay, I did watch that in the freezer.
I told you, I put it in there and I left it in there.
Checked the stuff and then ripped it again.
Until you tried to still bug me, you know?
It's still bugging me.
I only want to see her, you know?
I love her, man.
I don't care what nobody says.
I'll always love her.
According to police records,
the care worker who requested the welfare check
Anastina.
If you kill your own mom or like inflict harm on another person that kills someone, you
have to be like low-key, you have to have like mental health issues, right?
Like you have to be just as mental, like you have to be mentally, mentally ill, right?
Like there's no way any human being-
Had become concerned when Leroy contacted them, asking to receive pay for her care.
I don't know if this isn't related, but that we didn't know about, I guess, that we found
a medical paperwork in her apartment, they didn't play 19.
As data that she was like...
I think progressive dementia.
Okay.
And that she could...
Yeah, I guess the letter was so that she could get into assistive living.
We didn't know her in half dementia, you know what it means?
It's like, probably why my brother was getting paid by the state to take care of her.
After he called to request the money he was transferred to Ernestina's case manager.
It was then that Leroy disclosed she was missing.
I didn't tell him it's just her being hired, pushing her on her pay, wouldn't it all sink?
Sink and then he was like...
Or a mom's missing.
Right, I mean, honestly.
And then he was like, well, am I going to get paid or not, and I said, no, so then
the call dropped in.
Pocha, if this was just some random dude.
Do we even want to imagine what went down on the fucking island bro?
Leroy's brother also shared his mother's banking information with detectives, revealing
that Leroy continued to access and use her bank cards.
I said nightmares every night and he stopped at me, but still wasn't worth the day.
What did I ever stop?
I don't know, I guess my killer, they stopped instantly.
I finally slept, I haven't slept for over 30 minutes in 17 years.
I couldn't even know.
So, I tried to find out, I said it's witchcraft, it's a witchcraft on me, I don't know what
she did.
It's not something you could prove, you know what I mean?
During the investigation, detectives identified Ernestina's ex-boyfriend, the man Leroy
had earlier claimed went with her to Mexico as Jose Angel Frias. But as they dug deeper,
a disturbing pattern began to emerge. Jose had also vanished. With a Spanish speaking officer
assisting as a translator, an investigator was able to reach Jose's brother by phone.
She says that he's been looking for him for three years. He worked at a hotel here in
now a turkey. That's what all he knows. Okay. You want me to tell them that we're also looking
for his brother? No, but Tom will start looking into it. Lee Roy's brother claims he only met
Jose a couple of times and he has no idea where he is now. As far as he knows, Jose left Ernestina
years ago. I don't think he got along with my brother too much towards, like sometimes, like
he just, you know, their personalities. I think like with my brother with his paranoia,
You know, he probably thought that Angel 1 killed him too, probably.
I don't know.
Um, so maybe they didn't get along so well.
That's probably part of the reason that that Angel guy like left.
But as Leroy's interrogation continues, he makes a damning admission regarding the missing
man and the last time he ever saw him.
When he was in bed, he was just was asleep.
Uh, I don't know.
I was shot in the first time when he woke up.
Where did you shoot him?
I
Never shot one before like that, so I got a pillow
And when I shot it when he called it got stuck
In other words you scream out of her my life that a man made
I thought I'd never come on after that.
Then what happened?
I know what it's doing. I had to pull the pillow off, then I had to reach and cough again.
And I shot him again.
Where'd you shoot him at that time?
I thought I shot him in the head twice.
I don't know, but one didn't hit him in the head.
Like I said, there was a big old pillow and he was laying down.
What happened after the second time you shot him?
I shot him, I saw him picking up my knife, and he was dead, then?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I don't know what I told him about that, and I did that.
I was about nine meters above the...
Leroy claims that his mother was in the living room at the time,
and must have heard the gunshots coming from the bedroom.
She came in about the second time I shot him.
She goes, what did you do?
And I turn around and I find her going out of her and I was like, it should be you too, man.
I was called a cop, so I do it going down. I said, call the cop, say it.
She's like, I can't have you, Chris, and I need you.
That's so sad, bro. That's so sad. That's so sad, bro. That's so sad. That's so sad.
cuz shut like
Bro like oh my god, that's so sad
You know
my life
You put them up
She took me alone and bought a son. I was in the chainsaw
I remember I did some work for a company for a couple years and I think cut through everything.
According to police records a search warrant was executed on Leroy's apartment
in which they located a reciprocating saw with what appeared to be dried blood stains on the blade.
It was found under the kitchen sink. Did you use the same saw as all?
I'm not.
It's a down a lot.
But after we use it, my mom likes to keep everything. She wanted to keep it.
Did you put, I'll say, in the freezer at all?
Yeah. I put my freezer too, by the way.
I kind of know how quick we did it. She held me in.
I don't know why. I thought it was called car-tune.
She wanted to have a body.
That's probably why I sold my soul to the state.
And you know what I mean?
Who knows?
How long did it?
God wouldn't talk to me, eh?
And who was the one that who was cutting him?
We both did.
Both did?
I think most of it, don't.
God told me to, you know, I'd do whatever.
She tells me to.
I didn't ask her about killing him,
though, because she wouldn't let me.
But I was going to kill him in 10 minutes anyway.
But I couldn't.
I couldn't do myself to do it.
So I figured maybe she's trying to take me out
because I know her.
She thinks I'm going to say something.
She knows I wasn't you know.
I don't know man.
It started getting like way worse man.
How the f*** did I wish I could bring her back?
All the bad shit she's done to me.
According to court records, 49-year-old LeRoy Vallejoz was indicted on an open count of murder,
as well as tampering with evidence and abuse of a resident resulting in death.
He entered a plea of not guilty.
are you retarded? are you retarded?
of the evaluation, Leroy was determined to be incompetent to stand trial and was committed
to the New Mexico Behavioral Health Institute for treatment aimed at restoring competency.
Jose Angel Frias remains listed as a missing person on the New Mexico Department of Public Safety
website. As of now, Leroy statements regarding his and Ernestina's role in Jose's disappearance
remain unsubstantiated. What?
What does that mean what does that mean it's yet to happen and this was all this was a
a couple days ago this was three days ago
oh my god bro
that is just like that is just that is just
So, fuck, man.
That is just, that makes me like,
I feel like I'm gonna throw up now, like, genuinely.
What the fuck?
Citizen Rainbow.
Headphones in, until they realize that I have headphones in
and I'm actually just trash.
Can I get a retweet if you're ready for that?
So you know it's gonna happen.
Yo, handsome fans have been here for 42 months.
should we base it? Wait they did? For the 42 months. Ja, how long has the setup been a streamer for?
Damn, really? Um, Ja, what do y'all want to what do y'all want to see? Y'all want to see some
Valorant ranked or do y'all want to see some League of Legends before I get off? Oh, and we also
We also have a horror game, we also have a horror game.
So chat, we're gonna either play Valorant or League
and then horror game.
There's a horror game that's gonna happen for sure chat,
but I wanna wait a little bit.
I wanna play one, I wanna play Loki some League, bro.
I actually, Loki wanna play some League of Legends.
I actually wanna play, okay chat,
if we're gonna play a horror game,
Can I at least play League?
If we're gonna play a horror game, can we at least play League?
Fuck no.
Bro.
So what do you think about it?
I
Stopping at no light you want to be a bowels you gotta pay the price
What the fuck happened to that guy a notifications on Twitter
How
Let's see
Hey Muda, my name is Selena and I just want to say I love watching your streams every day.
Match found.
We should Loki have sex.
Do I, Loki, don't want to play Valorant, Chahat?
I, Loki, don't want to play Valorant.
Yo, Joana, you done up?
What are you down to play a league Joana you down to play league?
Let me see if it's downloaded how the fuck do you not know
I'm not forcing you guys to watch me bro, like you know, if I play like bro, I bro,
like don't fucking piss me off, you don't want to see me angry, you don't want to see
me angry, trust me, trust me, trust me, trust me, trust me, trust me, trust me,
All right, um
Joe, did you download your agent Joe? Did you download it hurry?
But what is this club?
Geek, gods, what the fuck, give the dirty fucker in the chat.
Hold on a sec, should we start where, um, should we start at yesterday, or should we
start fully over?
What do you think?
We start, start over, start over.
See, I think it's time.
At yesterday, or should we like, totally restart?
Geek, gobs, what the fuck, get the bloody fucker in the chat, hold on a sec, should we start
where- Bro is Rekai retarded?
Is he retarded bro?
Chat type, what if you wanna chat type, what if you're gonna leave my stream to go watch Rekai?
I'm the highest in the room.
What do you guys think I should wrap my car, by the way, my M3?
I want to wrap it for the summer this year.
Or I might just buy a Lamborghini, chat.
I'm just trying.
I wish
You know one thing I really do chat one thing I really do chat one thing. I really do like about Jinxies
This guy's so humble
Yeah, how much money do you guys think Jinxie has in his big cup wild guess?
Like
20 mil 50 mil yeah, I would say I would say about 50 mil
and investments. $50 million in investments.
By the way, bro, I've been thinking
about doing a China rank one.
I'm thinking of doing a China, China rank one.
Akali.
Chad, what's the best Akali skin I should buy?
Ban the problems.
Ban the motherfucking problems.
Ayy.
Alright, number two.
Chad, how do I like see the skins though?
Like, how do I see the skins?
Like, this is not enough for me to see, bro.
How do I like see the skins?
Like, what the fuck?
What is this?
You can't?
Fuck
Best Akali skins
Yeah, just ass
That should not bad.
What's DRX?
Let's end this.
Let's finish this.
Yeah!
chat if you guys go up against a very, very, very, very, very good Akali and a very,
Akali and a very very very good yon who would win
Which I don't know I don't know I don't know what skin to buy bro, and I don't really see drx anywhere here
What about blood moon Akali chat is blood moon Akali good why is it so so cheap though 975
Blood Moon is OG, but Star Guardian is the best.
Star Guardian Akali?
Star Guardian. Star Guardian.
Star... oh, here.
I don't know, this looks very gooner, though, no?
So, no one else questions the first star.
Does this person look gooner?
That's the point? I mean, okay, Maddie, when I play League of Legends, I don't want to have a, I don't want to develop a hentai addiction, okay?
And then end up gooning someone in the League of Legends like, no, I don't want that. I don't want that, alright? I don't want that.
I just want to play the game, bro. Alright?
Who do I even... headhunter?
Chah.
What about Nightmare?
Chah, what about Nightmare Akali?
I
Blood mootocall is the one I saw too fast to trash
Uh, yeah, which one should we buy bro?
How do I equip it?
Akali featured in champion select.
I'm Selexi with the tier 1 sub, I love you guys so much, all right!
Now, I really do want to try out Yasuo, but the thing is, I feel like Yasuo is going
to be very hard. Oh wait, is this how you do it? I feel like Yasuo's gonna be very hard,
no chat. Wow, I'm definitely gooning to Akali after stream today. I'm definitely gooning
to Akali after streamed today.
At least from what I've seen stats wise, I actually haven't watched enough fanatic games.
Wow man, watchportings are just insane, huh?
Does anyone here like watchporting for video games?
Like any type of game?
Why is your name centered in songs chat?
Medi-dem, I don't know bro.
My name is Setshin and I have a lot of chats.
Wait, can he even go to battle?
What?
Who do I bet who do I bet who do I bet for mid lane who do I bet for mid lane if I'm
playing a Atari who's a good mid-bass player said Mel mouse
the comms the comms the comms the comms just so what if someone bans a car
Joe what if someone bans a car how do I pick my skin Joe how do I pick my skin
How do I pick my skin all right here?
How do I quit it?
Is that it is it a quick note?
It's a good okay, and now chat which one for a call me I forgot chat. I forgot what's once for a colleague
The number one left number one three one three two
I can't watch this gameplay it's going to annoy me bro do you know that I'm the next
faker are you fucking stupid?
I am the next faker, watch your tone around me, I am the next faker, don't ever disrespect me like that, ever again, you understand me?
Okay, relax, sorry eternal, that just got me a little heated you know, I am the best player in the world bro, you gotta fake it till you make it.
Chat!
Who here wants a boyfriend slash girlfriend bro, type one.
Type two if you enjoy being single.
Type three if you enjoy being single but sometimes get annoyed and get to sleep alone
and you can't have sex because you're single and then you don't want to go around sleeping
around like a hoe so you just stay single.
Four I want to sleep with you.
The fuck?
I can't wait to get- I can't wait for Jynxu to hop on League of Legends and then all his
chatters come into my chat and say Moody you're copying Jynxie.
Yo am I just banned from League of Legends? Like what's happening?
Why do people hate Doncis?
Is he weird?
Is Doncis weird?
There's a lot of like, I see a lot of people like, hang on, really?
Bro, what, like he's lowkey annoying, weird and annoying?
What happened with him?
How happened?
He's weird?
Actually Maddie?
Really?
You're a weirder but he's still weird.
What the fuck?
Maddie, the fuck?
Band your champion, um...
How many fucking sounds is 10?
She don't love me either
She's in love and all
And all
He's got a title of one that literally has kids and he's still streaming.
It's got the goat, bro.
Actually, the goat.
The one with the goat.
So Greek stream is him trying to raise.
He plays at dinosaurs and he watches TikTok in the background.
What the fuck?
Oh, okay.
He plays a dinosaur game for 16 hours a day.
Chat, which one should we do?
Combo damage and cooldown or combo damage and burst damage?
I think y'all were spending two.
Man, chat, I'm not going to lie, bro.
I had this very immature thought.
Not today where I just used to want it. I want it to just be the biggest streamer and club with no one
But like as you grow as like a human you kind of change bro, and it's like I'm just glad I met like other people
Like bro chat like when you do something that's very competitive you want to kind of be the best at it
Like obviously I still want to be the best at it, but it's not like I had a thing for like ill for like an ill intent for others, bro
You know, I
Don't explain
Was that just a random ass like like gap session, I don't know
What are you the best at again question mark
Oh my god bro like I don't even want to play this game anymore like this game they took
13 years to load my god damn.
Let's see what Rukkai is up to about this fucking dumbass.
Bro, what is happening on my stream?
I
Fuck
Damn Joa
you know joke streams like once a day for like around four to five hours
look can you load me into the game bro please like god damn bro holy fuck like
what is this bro thank you bro shit our chat and today's segment we either
Break everything and end stream and never play this game again or
Whoa, my skin is crazy
Okay
Barre.
What? That's cause it noob. Wait what? Wait what?
Yo what did he just do?
I
Yo, can I play a game? Oh
My god, bro
What the fuck?
I'm not finding a game what's happening holy shit what is happening though they
hop on roblox in the meantime with my ADHD ass bro what do we play chat what
do we play do we play a CS should we play block strike let's play some block
strike chat. Let's put some blockstrike.
Can you buy skins in this game? You could buy cases.
Buy a hundred. How much is a hundred?
Ah, cases.
Shall what case should we buy?
Apex case?
So one case is a hundred Robux, a hundred is 10,000 Robux.
Okay, Ban...Mals.
I watched XCC get a thousand cases for free because Dev saw him playing the game.
We gotta get your motion up.
Do y'all know what my fucking motion is?
Do y'all know how to do that motion?
Hey Siri FaceTime XQC.
Just to confirm, you'd like to FaceTime Qbell?
No, FaceTime Felix.
You're the assassin with no master.
I don't see a Felix in your contacts.
Who do you want to FaceTime with?
Is your FaceTime Drake?
I don't see a Drake in your contacts. Who do you want to FaceTime with?
Is your FaceTime FaZe Rugged?
I don't see a FaZe Rugged in your contacts. Who do you want to FaceTime with?
Is your FaceTime Ariana Grande?
Just to confirm, do you like to FaceTime with Ariana at home?
Bar
Uh, DIG BOOOOOO!
Are you guys trolling me? Are you guys sniping my game and trolling me?
Are you guys sniping my game and trolling me?
What is happening?
We're back, we'll get some water, we're back.
I don't have any of you.
Not only me, but me, now that you're a little...
I don't have any of you, but I don't have any of you.
Ugh.
Go inch for inch, but y'all...
Fear the assassin with no master.
Uh, chat, what's that, one game?
You know, okay, those are the gamers that you're in a box. It's a 1v1 and there's like a ramp and a ramp and
You like a katana. It's a roblox game, bro
rivals
W chat
Hey, by the way the following people that I say at the next
Three seconds are chopped.
Maddie, Eravus famous, and Sparky Lions.
Sorry guys, that was just- I'm sorry.
And now I get my daily dose of league luck.
There you go.
Nice, and now my game loads up the second I enter Roblox.
Uh, chat, how do I make it so that every time my game loads up it's in Borderless.
Every time I close the game out and reload it back in it goes from Borderless to Full
Screen every time.
It's like crashing my game, bro
Who am I first in who is this up my god
TALA WITH THE TEN GIFTED!
TALA I LOVE YOU DADDY TALA WELL I LOVE YOU TALA WHY DID YOU LEAD ME FOR SO LONG TALA
How do I love you?
Nice, W. W. W. Alright, I guess.
Oh my god, TALA!
TALA I love you bro, oh my god TALA, daddy!
Holy fuck, TALA you're getting me fucked up in this game though.
TALA WELL I LOVE YOU BRO, GOD BLAST YOU THINK YOU'RE SO MUCH FOR ALL THE DIFFERENT SUBS
TODAY BRO.
Not even just today bro my entire career, bro. I love you, bro. I love you, bro
Bro, this guy's like fucking me up chat
15 CS LOL
What is pressing W do though?
Would that even like help me in that fight?
I haven't practiced my W. All I practiced was my Q and my E, bro.
Like, I don't even know what my W does, other than just hiding.
Alright.
Well, I'm literally double a CS almost so that's a good right chat
Why wouldn't you use R, why didn't you flash?
You guys complete about everything
Like oh, I just started this character yesterday. I don't know a lot yet man. God damn
Oh
Jack, Hatch's done playing Storm Sword or Sorcerer, what's better?
Jack, hurry, PLEASE, hurry!
Hatch's just stormed!
Boots?
Why does everyone say boots?
Really?
Hacks?
If I have my R available, do I R, Q, E, E, or E, E, Q, like what's my combo with
the alt chat what's my combo with the alt you are our yeah we'll all he needs to
give in we'll all he needs to give in you are all this motherfucker said you dumb
ass
Well, one of those games is actually so fun when you get into it a little bit.
I don't know why, but it's actually so fun.
Only when you're winning.
If you're getting fried, it's such a worst game in the world.
check an IT pizza my kunai even if it doesn't hit anybody
let us die
Well, I'm not confident yet, but I don't care about me.
What's wrong with my life?
I sometimes wonder if taking the Orc was a mistake, but I won't let my team fight alone.
fuck, I missed
bad aim I know
Should I go back and buy Boots Chat or no?
I feel like it's bad if I give up all these minions
What do I buy? What do I buy? What do I buy? What do I buy?
No, it's not so scary to me.
more like can you please mute so I don't hear you fuck up that apple fuck you
Oh
So how do I when do I press to like what does to do?
Like when do I ever press to chat because I don't know what to is
And chat how do I like it's to look another e like chat
How do I know when the press you have to press like hover them and then press to
Like do I press to and it's like this chat?
Or it's too like do I just press 2 and go in
Yes hover and then to okay, so like for example chat this was him do I like do this and I press 2
Was it my... my city?
Thank you.
That?
Bro the game is so fun when you're like fucking your enemy up bro, like this game is so boring
when I'm the one getting fucked up.
This game is so boring chat when I'm the one that gets that's getting fucked up bro
Now check and I just go into other lanes and fuck everyone up
Shadowflame or Storm surge? What do I buy?
Shadowflame
What are you gonna go top if you can I beat this guy or no it's yelling
No really holy shit, I'm strong right now
Great
Chassel doesn't forget to buy number two bubble
But I'll be scared limit test I know true true
I'm going to buy a- I'm going to buy a-
I don't know what the fuck I don't know what Magi is chat. I don't know what the fuck Magi is bro
I don't know what that is
Let's get next game thing bro
Not a double
I don't know what I'm doing but I have to say that I wish to not be that evil, please.
Sorry, you don't care how the end is.
You're overkill, huh? I look he overkilled.
Was that too much? Yeah, AI flash, yeah.
Sometimes I panic though, bro. Like, you guys can't blame me.
You guys can't blame me, sometimes I panic.
Holy shit, I'm so fed.
Wow, what are they in the game as?
14?
Oh!
14?
Oh!
I have never went back to the game.
I have never went 14-0 before in League of Legends ever!
Ever! Do you understand me? Ever!
Yeah!
And anything I got is not a... I own that mall!
The thing is that this shit is simple!
I'm stopping going up like a crescendo
I'm brushing hands chat. Should I have one V1? Oh
Jack should I have one V1? Um
Faker bro, should I want to be one faker? Should I want to be one faker bro?
So I want to be one faker chat
One v. One for a hundred gifted talisman chat one v. One for a hundred gifted
Which I my brother sent me a house
Wait
We say walla.
We say wallahi.
Chow, my brother may have found me a house.
Is this, uh, can I come take a look at it tomorrow, or even tonight I can do, I get
off of work. Let me see it. Let me see it. You want to see my house. That should be
want to be one TALA for a hundred gifted.
Yo. Okay. I'm serious chat. I'm serious. I'm so serious.
Someone needs to tell me who the fuck is sending me. Okay?
Who is sending me?
Okay
Who is sending me a password reset for porn?
Stop trying to reset my political god damn
Okay
Yo, Tala, that's one of you one for a hundred get them, bro
Tala, what's your tag?
Jawa, are you done a play after?
But Tala, what's your rank, bro?
Muda, can you stop drinking that sparkling water like it's a 50?
hey bro listen when you get your own sparkling water bro then you can tell me
how to drink my own sparkling water right bro chat I'm just too rich for y'all
bro I drink sparkling water now chat
well sparkling water has to be a scam by the way chat I'm never buying sparkling
water ever again by the way just a scam
All right, how do I invite him chat?
How do I invite Tala?
How do I, you're Robo stripper.
Yo, whoever Robo stripper is, stop inviting me.
Email confirmation.
Muda, please confirm your email here at OnlyFans.com.
Oh, jesus, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.
So how do I do this 1v1?
Force him to play yummy?
Tella, I forced you to play yummy, bro.
Chat, how long does a 1v1 take, though?
Chat, how long does a 1v1 take?
Cause I wanna get back to playing games.
Just make the rule first blood
Fear the assassin with no master
I tell you hear that bro, you hear that teller first blood wins now listen now listen, bro
No stream sniping. All right. No stream sniping. No stream sniping
No stream snapping bro. No stream sniping is it in Windsor no stream stepping bro. No stream stepping
Chat to
To write number two
go exhaust fuck fuck fuck you guys are so fucking slow at typing you fucking chugs
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The fuck is that what is he versing bro. All right, Talon whoever gets first blood bro wins
Whatever gets first blood wins bro be careful, bro
Bar and we already lost the game
No, I miss a CS. Minus one in the chat, please. Minus one in the chat, please.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
why are you afraid I don't know who am I verse the other verse against the
character like this before who is that character bro it looks fucking this
guy's character looks scary bro like look I'm dying bro what the fuck should I
go he'll I'm gonna go bro
bro i'm gonna die i'm actually gonna die
what is this is this heal say i'm god say we'll lie wait say i'm done yo who
I
We were heroes before we took you
Yeah
I died
Give me out, give me out. I won first though, right?
I won first, I won first, I won first.
Yo!
Losing to Yummy is actually sorry as fuck.
Chat, how- dude, I can't even look to OP, bro. What are y'all talking about, bro?
What?
uh
So how do I invite Jawad bro, Muda, I'm scamming the fuck out of you
Bro that was BS let me pick a real champ. Well, bro, you said you said I'll pick whatever champ you want
Why is your name Jawad hashtag poop?
You'll tell you don't have to get the hundred subs, bro. By the way, that was fun, but that was fun
Honestly, no, no, it's how a wallah. You don't go a lot. I'm not even trolling. You don't think you know
I was just trying to bring off the gift. That sounds at all. But that was fun, bro
Why is your name? Jawad hashtag poop? I don't understand
Wait chat, why is that character in the game if it's quote-unquote the weakest character?
John how do I invite you, bro?
I don't know how to invite you
Chet, where are all my friends bro?
Chet, where are all my-
What was that again?
It's a broken support agent
Ahhh
Do what I invited you
like oh my god you stall so long Juwan's go bro
yo who is robo stripper trying to join my game like genuinely I have to
restart client. Oh my god, bro. Is Jixi on League again? Who's better right now, me or
jinksie
Really you and it's by a lot damn
No job, what can I say bro? I'm just a fast learner, bro. Yo, uh, just want her up, bro, please
But if I do the game you're not joining
I
Can't do anything
No, it really sounds like you're saying such like I swear to God on my life
Okay, what yo bro, I'm not gonna blow you bro. I'm not gonna fucking blow you buddy
Well, not yet. I'm not challenging
I'm not gonna blow you regardless
Okay, okay on
Fuck this guy in the ass, fuck this guy in the ass.
You better kill this guy, Dante.
You're so good.
You're so fucking good.
Yes, that's my coach!
Kill him, come on!
So what is so chat, what does he do?
Does he just watch, does he just watch Dante's play
and then learn from him?
before he plays he gets a coaching lesson y'all said bin malls last time
right
Chas dog just like a good uh coach no
fuck no no no no no no no he's funny though who's a better coach either one
or Dauntless. Who's the better coach? Dauntless or Irm Tyler?
Fear the assassin with no master. Fear your assassin with no master.
Chad, I remember watching Tyler won like play when he was like in his prime, bro.
Yo, how is Asian Jack at all?
Did you guys know how much money this probably is bro?
Put a boss of up to 120,000 yours you probably, well that's probably so much money.
Oh chat, one or two.
chat one or two chat one or two one and then flashing that give us mommy mommy
mommy talking who is better in a in league Tyler one or dauntless who's
better than Lee. Tyler won a jauntess. T1, T1. Damn, really? T1 easily? T1 by a mile!
Wait, I'm bursting Yone. My old
Oh my god. It's my old character versus me now.
Oh my god.
Who do you guys think is going to play better? Me or Yona?
Wait chat. Whoa. Who is this character this guy's like wonky aura
Mordekaiser child was Mordekaiser
Was Mordekaiser
Melee tank
Mordekaiser. Mordekaiser. Mordekaiser. Mordekaiser is like an iso-alt in Valorant. Is that true?
I don't know what my next game is that to go rank one and not rank one and uh
yeah I want to start a series to the top of the rank either rocket league or
or League of Legends, or rank one in Valorant for China.
Like it's got to be one shot.
I got to do either one of them.
I don't know what to try to do though.
I don't know if I should do rank one in Valorant for China
this summer, or do a series to the highest rank in League
or Rocket League.
Do CS again?
The thing is I already did CS. That's the thing.
Oh I could do overwatch too but I'm not enjoying overwatching now.
Shadows do not equal evil
No, which has your own stronger than me in the beginning
It's your own stronger than me in the beginning because I hit my entire convo
Because I hit my entire combo chat.
Level 1 to 5 is stronger.
I didn't know that bro.
So I can't fight him, okay.
And I just missed all my CS.
I mean 7 and 8's not bad.
Damn, I see how insane Yona is when I'm the one going against them now.
The thing is I think I know everything, I think I hopefully...
You can poke him with Q?
Yeah, he also has a poke too, though.
Bro, I forgot, he has that active, damn.
Nooo, what am I doing?
Now you're done.
Fighting is what I do best.
So I fight for them.
That was close, bro.
I got ganked.
Yo, this guy's tripping me out, though.
No, I missed, bro, I'm actually throwing.
I know, chat, I know, I'm fucking up my minions this game, low key.
Nooooooo
Holy noob.
Chacha, should I go back and heal?
Chacha, by the way, can someone let me know if I should buy the boots or the hacks now,
please?
boots first
Boots die so you get quicker the tower.
Let's go, baby.
Yeah, I can tell his guys low key anew, but he has a lot more farm than me chat.
Chat, I got a farm more, bro.
I got a farm more.
I got a den-ass farm more.
Bro, some games I play good on farm.
games I don't play good on farm.
Oh my god.
Chat Storm Surge or a Hex Gunblade?
I'm gonna go Storm Surge, fuck it.
I'm gonna go Storm Surge.
Bar, everyone just said a hex after I bought Storm Surge.
So it's all magic, ah I saw lost the game.
That just was the game, be honest.
Get the fuck off me, bro.
I don't know about me, bro.
Like, bro.
Yo, it's hot.
This character is insane, bro.
This character clears yoan bro.
This character clears yoan.
Chad, yo like this character or yoan more.
If you had to play one.
Chad, if you had to play one, who would y'all play?
I can't lose my stuff now.
What I do wrong there?
What I do wrong there, child?
What did I do wrong there?
Yeah but can I recall under tower so he would die but he's like such a dumbass.
What did I do wrong there?
What did I just buy?
Do I even have an item?
What do I buy chat?
What item do I buy?
I don't know bro, I don't know what to buy bro whatever.
Finish Storm surge?
I don't know where it went.
I don't know where Storm Surge left.
The only item you skipped right there.
I don't see it.
Where do y'all see that? Ohhhh
I think I see that
Check, can I ult him and win in a fight or no?
I'll find a way to survive, I have to.
What the fuck is this guy doing, is that a stupid, why would he do that, is that a retarded?
So I buy storm surge right?
Or hex gunblade, I don't know what to buy anymore.
I'm gonna buy this bro, fuck it.
No, I want that cannon, bro.
Oh, fuck, that turret been destroyed.
Are we winning or losing chat? Or is it a close game?
Let's go!
Should I push bot?
I'm gonna push bot.
Why are we playing a dead game?
Chat is League dead?
Well, no way. What was that? How did I die? And now I'm dead, bro. Oh my god. How did
not die yo my jungler is nasty though use your item what's my active item what
do you mean you gotta start using three oh well I never realized I have that
Bro, I never realized I have that
Changes it to
fuck
Oh, what the fuck?
Why didn't you take the portal?
I don't know anything in this fucking game.
You guys say like portals.
I didn't even know there was a portal in the game. Why are we ffing?
Did we lose the game?
I don't want to see the actives, probably.
Oh my god.
YO!
Yeah, I don't know why we FF but we just did that shit, bro.
Why would it be FF?
So it's League Toxic, bro.
league toxic why does does he why did Zed type does he know my game just crap
Hello?
Like-
Unstoppable
Bro, if someone doesn't tell me how to make this game windowed mode every time I load
it up, I'M GONNA TLEEECK!
Did we just lose the game off of that?
Why is Mordekaiser mid, what the fuck?
We were here before we could feel it.
Clean up bro, please fuck them for me, fuck them for me please.
Yes bro.
Yes bro, fuck him, fuck him for me, fuck him.
Fuck him for me.
I know it's a horrible flash. I know I missed it. John I miss quick it if I'm gonna be honest boy
I missed click that if I'm gonna be honest, bro
We if I'm gonna be honest, I missed click
I'm gonna be honest. I miss quick bro
If I'm gonna be honest, if I'm gonna be honest, I misclick bro. I'm gonna be honest. I miss quick
Are you playing horror mode horror games today?
part of me bro I just I want to say yes because I don't want to I don't want to
like let you guys be sad but like bro if I'm gonna be honest I don't feel like
doing horror games today I don't know why
Why? I don't know.
Oh, I'm just dead now.
Oh my god, I wanted to go help my boy out, but that's a bad fight oh
My god, oh my god
Yo, what care who is this what character is this?
Master Yi is master Yi good
Chet is master he good he's jungler uh
why can't I buy this oh it's 1200 low key I was I was doing good now like low key guy
playing ass, bro. Oh, I have two. Why am I not pressing two?
Oh my god, this guy is literally just killing everybody.
Yo who is Master Yi?
This guy is literally just...
This guy is 24 and 3!
He is 24 and 3
Bro, we're actually getting hard carried right now
Why am I so low?
What did I die by the y'all who did I die by
chat wait when yon is in his ease why fight him in his ear no because I don't
know if I should fight the guy when he's in your E like I don't know how to like
I don't know what to do it if he's in his E bro if Yones in his E preferably
Not.
The mission doesn't matter, my city, these people, thank you.
No, boys, don't actually that much stronger than me.
What did I do wrong?
Is he just stronger than me? I'm confused. I feel like I did everything right there, no?
Check his items? Oh, I didn't press 2 on him, bromo retard.
I didn't press 2 on him. And he has way more items than me, bro.
Oh he has way more items than me.
He has fucking Infinity Edge, Bork, Immortal Shieldbow, and Greaves.
He has three items, I have two.
I'm about to get my third item now.
Yo, Master Yi is 30 and 3.
Like, oh my god.
Now I don't know what to buy now chat, what do I buy?
What do I buy now chat with my 800?
I don't know what to buy here, I'm gonna be honest.
glass it doesn't matter you won't finish the item so my done chat am I done
buying am I done buying do I just buy heal potions
sell the rings this one now what
The hourglass?
Love this roll over or whatever.
This doesn't really matter.
It's 7 and 10.
It's not the greatest.
oh my god, did I just die?
What the fuck did I just die by?
Wait, what's the thing bro? I need to like die by a bunch of shit.
I need to die by a bunch of shit
until I know how to play the game.
Bro, die to a KJ turret.
I swear to god I did. It was good lift.
No lift, wall of this game?
Nah, she's staying. God, it will get me out.
Did they FF?
I think they FF'd.
lowkey how do you play this bro I'm not gonna lie that game is lowkey kind of fun
I'm just getting into it though like lowkey I'm just getting into it
should we really do horror I'm not really in the mood to enter horror
child I'm gonna be honest bro
If you're not feeling it then don't that's what I'm saying bro like
Yeah, I don't know I don't want to force it. I don't want to do something
I don't want to do chat what the fuck burnt peanut is on fucking league
about everyone hopped on me bro. I'm not even gonna lie everyone hopped on me yeah I don't
I don't know, chat.
Low key?
I think I'ma call it.
Tomorrow we have a Val segment.
I think tomorrow we're gonna do some Valorant.
I didn't play any Valorant today, low key.
I'm down tomorrow to play some Valorant.
I'm down to play Valorant tomorrow,
and then I'm also down to play horror games tomorrow.
Tomorrow will be kind of like a you day, guys.
Tomorrow, you know what?
Tomorrow I'll make it like a viewer day, I guess.
Tomorrow I'll do like Valorant,
And then I'll do horror games and then what else?
And then the rest I'll fill up.
Like we'll play Valorant, we'll do a segment of Valorant,
we'll do some like, we'll do maybe some Rocky
of League or some shit, and then we'll do horror games.
All right chat.
Probably gonna go to the gym.
I gotta go to the gym.
Alright. Alright. I'm gonna head to you chat.
And then yes
Bombo clats
Bombo clats a bumbo clats. I chat
I
Love y'all listen though take care of yourself
Drink some water eat some food. I'm gonna be live tomorrow. Probably a big Valorant date tomorrow. I don't know. We'll see
Valorant tomorrow
That's why I do this to you.
Segment tomorrow.
Thank you, Carlos.
Thanks.
Ah, tomorrow will be a good day as well.
Go live early?
I know.
Can I have my live today at 2 o'clock?
And you want to know why?
I didn't sleep good, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
So you guys want to know my issue, bro?
Low key, I eat like a very, very big meal, and then I go to bed.
I eat like a very, very big meal, and then I go to bed, which is like fucked,
It's so fucked and then I get like the worst sleep ever. I know bro. I know what bro like bro my stomach will like
And I'll get so fucking hungry bro. I'll get so fucking hungry and then
And then yeah, bro
All right, um
Yeah, look, it's supposed to be a good day, bro. All right. I love y'all make sure to drink some water
Make sure to eat some food chat make sure to always be a nice person, but don't talk shit about anyone's back
Don't be mean
There's karma and everything bro. All right, don't be like don't be like fucking
Don't be like freeze Frank, bro. Don't be like freeze Frank chat. Don't be like freeze Frank, bro
Anyway, I love y'all bro. Thank y'all for tuning into my streams. I will see all y'all tomorrow
drink some water eat some food and
And yeah, bro tomorrow be a good day chat tomorrow will be a good day, bro
I
Love y'all bro and thank y'all for watching my streams bro always
All right, I love y'all so much
Take care and until tomorrow child be live. Hopefully early. Hopefully I go live tomorrow 11. We'll see
This is how we get our lives. Please don't be scared.
Please don't be scared.
I remember you.
Experiencing you.
Please don't be scared.
I'm gonna take this wrong way.
I never cried before, God.
But I probably wouldn't want home nudge.