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All right. All right guys today's gonna be a nice little stream"}, {"start": 628.9, "end": 633.2, "text": " I'm gonna give you guys Valorant because some of y'all been missing my Valorant recently like look at this girl"}, {"start": 633.2, "end": 640.2, "text": " She's so excited for Valorant. You're literally holy shit, bro. All right, and then uh, we're gonna do some apex legends"}, {"start": 640.2, "end": 642.2, "text": " Roll to diamond today"}, {"start": 642.8, "end": 646.42, "text": " Do y'all think I can get diamond and apex legends"}, {"start": 646.42, "end": 650.74, "text": " Do y'all think I can get diamond and apex pledges bro?"}, {"start": 676.42, "end": 678.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 678.42, "end": 708.38, "text": " Alright anyway bro listen I'll give you, I'll give you VIP bro, I'll give you VIP"}, {"start": 708.38, "end": 712.14, "text": " VIP, bro. Muda by me. Muda by me. There's another one, bro."}, {"start": 714.5, "end": 718.38, "text": " When are you doing road to champion on R6? We are still waiting on it."}, {"start": 718.42, "end": 723.62, "text": " Yes, bro. So chat. I have a question. I have a question. I have a question."}, {"start": 725.7, "end": 728.9399999999999, "text": " I have a question. Everybody close your eyes."}, {"start": 729.7, "end": 734.54, "text": " Everybody close your eyes and envision my talking to you."}, {"start": 734.58, "end": 738.34, "text": " Close your eyes. Stop. Close your eyes. Everyone close your eyes."}, {"start": 738.38, "end": 740.38, "text": " Close your eyes!"}, {"start": 742.22, "end": 747.5, "text": " Now, basically, what I want to do..."}, {"start": 750.3, "end": 754.64, "text": " All right, now basically, listen, all right, listen, listen, so..."}, {"start": 754.64, "end": 767.64, "text": " Oh, after we get predator, after we become a predator,"}, {"start": 767.64, "end": 775.64, "text": " after we become a predator in Apex Legends, we can go two routes."}, {"start": 775.64, "end": 779.64, "text": " We can go straight into League of Legends,"}, {"start": 779.64, "end": 790.98, "text": " and begin our journey to Challenger or we get champion on Siege trying to"}, {"start": 790.98, "end": 796.36, "text": " benefit our way to Siege basically trying our hardest not to get banned"}, {"start": 796.36, "end": 801.36, "text": " which we probably are gonna get banned multiple times because there's probably"}, {"start": 801.36, "end": 806.8, "text": " some big suckers on my stream like bikini voting or varsity game when are"}, {"start": 806.8000000000001, "end": 809.0000000000001, "text": " Are you going to cheat on R6 again?"}, {"start": 809.0000000000001, "end": 810.0000000000001, "text": " Barra!"}, {"start": 810.0000000000001, "end": 811.8800000000001, "text": " I was 15 years old, bro."}, {"start": 811.8800000000001, "end": 812.8800000000001, "text": " I changed, bro."}, {"start": 812.8800000000001, "end": 814.8800000000001, "text": " I changed."}, {"start": 814.8800000000001, "end": 815.8800000000001, "text": " Don't risk it, stupid."}, {"start": 815.8800000000001, "end": 818.6400000000001, "text": " The thing is, I already talked to my Twitch representative."}, {"start": 818.6400000000001, "end": 821.44, "text": " He said it's completely okay."}, {"start": 821.44, "end": 822.44, "text": " It's completely okay."}, {"start": 822.44, "end": 827.0000000000001, "text": " I talked to my Twitch rep, the guy that is CEO on fucking Twitch, bro."}, {"start": 827.0000000000001, "end": 828.0000000000001, "text": " Wallahi."}, {"start": 828.0000000000001, "end": 829.0000000000001, "text": " He said it's okay."}, {"start": 829.0000000000001, "end": 832.0000000000001, "text": " As long as I'm not literally cheating on stream, which I'm not."}, {"start": 832.0000000000001, "end": 834.0000000000001, "text": " I haven't cheated in six years."}, {"start": 834.0000000000001, "end": 835.0000000000001, "text": " All right?"}, {"start": 835.0, "end": 860.04, "text": " So yes bro, so yes bro, so do we after we become a predator go to champion or League of Legends?"}, {"start": 860.04, "end": 861.04, "text": " Mods?"}, {"start": 861.04, "end": 862.04, "text": " Run-a-pull."}, {"start": 862.04, "end": 863.04, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 863.04, "end": 864.04, "text": " Mods?"}, {"start": 864.04, "end": 865.04, "text": " Run-a-pull."}, {"start": 865.04, "end": 866.04, "text": " Run-a-pull."}, {"start": 866.04, "end": 867.04, "text": " Run-a-pull."}, {"start": 867.04, "end": 868.04, "text": " Run-a-pull."}, {"start": 868.04, "end": 869.04, "text": " Run-a-pull."}, {"start": 869.04, "end": 885.04, "text": " Regardless, chat, you guys know you're stuck with me for the next 10, 15 years, right?"}, {"start": 885.04, "end": 890.52, "text": " Do you all know that you guys are going to be literally streaming watching me for 10-15"}, {"start": 890.52, "end": 893.0799999999999, "text": " years, bro?"}, {"start": 893.0799999999999, "end": 894.0799999999999, "text": " I'm sorry, bro."}, {"start": 894.0799999999999, "end": 895.0799999999999, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 895.0799999999999, "end": 896.0799999999999, "text": " That's just how life is."}, {"start": 896.0799999999999, "end": 903.88, "text": " You're going to be 40, 30, 20, 25, 35, 45, 55 years old with wife and kids and you're"}, {"start": 903.88, "end": 904.88, "text": " still going to watch me."}, {"start": 904.88, "end": 905.88, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 905.88, "end": 909.8, "text": " Because I'm your family member, bro."}, {"start": 909.8, "end": 911.28, "text": " Like I'm sorry, bro."}, {"start": 911.28, "end": 913.28, "text": " I don't want to be happy about it"}, {"start": 913.28, "end": 915.28, "text": " Like you guys are my family number though"}, {"start": 915.28, "end": 917.28, "text": " You guys aren't my viewers"}, {"start": 917.28, "end": 918.28, "text": " Y'all are my family members"}, {"start": 918.28, "end": 920.28, "text": " Tricking it off on a pan of beer"}, {"start": 920.28, "end": 922.28, "text": " That's just how I do the sauce and the spear"}, {"start": 922.28, "end": 924.28, "text": " These hoes know how I pop it for real"}, {"start": 924.28, "end": 926.28, "text": " These hoes know how I pop it for real"}, {"start": 926.28, "end": 932.28, "text": " Oh my god, I spent it so good daddy"}, {"start": 932.28, "end": 935.28, "text": " Yeah, I made way too much in a week"}, {"start": 935.28, "end": 937.28, "text": " Must be 250 at least"}, {"start": 937.28, "end": 939.28, "text": " Like the money to grow off the tree"}, {"start": 939.28, "end": 941.28, "text": " Like the money just came in for free for real"}, {"start": 941.28, "end": 944.28, "text": " Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 944.28, "end": 946.28, "text": " Am I a machine scanning my need?"}, {"start": 946.28, "end": 949.28, "text": " Like how long you been running the streets for real?"}, {"start": 949.28, "end": 952.28, "text": " Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 952.28, "end": 954.28, "text": " She just hit me like blue and green"}, {"start": 954.28, "end": 956.28, "text": " We in pairs like 200d for real"}, {"start": 956.28, "end": 959.28, "text": " Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 959.28, "end": 963.28, "text": " I'd rather jump off your big nose than watch you for 15 years"}, {"start": 963.28, "end": 965.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 968.28, "end": 970.28, "text": " Said it on"}, {"start": 974.28, "end": 979.72, "text": " Why are you trying to hit predator you already are with a ginomas nose like that"}, {"start": 980.0799999999999, "end": 985.86, "text": " Guys he was swimming to my cousins ear the other day at Walmart BTW. He's 13"}, {"start": 993.28, "end": 1001.88, "text": " Or is calling you on discord"}, {"start": 1006.52, "end": 1008.76, "text": " No, no, hello, hello"}, {"start": 1010.48, "end": 1017.9599999999999, "text": " What no, hello, yo, can you can you stop this like you pick up the phone every time with like with like"}, {"start": 1017.96, "end": 1021.64, "text": " like the voice of that you're better than me."}, {"start": 1021.64, "end": 1023.0400000000001, "text": " You don't even want to be in a call with me."}, {"start": 1023.0400000000001, "end": 1026.96, "text": " You don't want to share the same discord volume with me."}, {"start": 1026.96, "end": 1028.28, "text": " Like, can you stop that?"}, {"start": 1028.28, "end": 1031.28, "text": " Like talk to me like I'm a human being."}, {"start": 1031.28, "end": 1035.0, "text": " Well, I mean, you said somebody with aura was calling me,"}, {"start": 1035.0, "end": 1037.16, "text": " and then."}, {"start": 1037.16, "end": 1040.0, "text": " Do I not have aura?"}, {"start": 1040.0, "end": 1041.1200000000001, "text": " I have a lot of aura."}, {"start": 1041.1200000000001, "end": 1045.76, "text": " They're talking to the only human being on earth"}, {"start": 1045.76, "end": 1048.4, "text": " that got rank one in NA and EU."}, {"start": 1048.4, "end": 1050.48, "text": " Literally the only human being."}, {"start": 1050.48, "end": 1052.48, "text": " No, you said, see, I clicked on your stream"}, {"start": 1052.48, "end": 1054.2, "text": " to see if you had aura and I'm."}, {"start": 1055.8, "end": 1056.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1057.84, "end": 1059.56, "text": " I clicked on your stream to see if you have aura"}, {"start": 1059.56, "end": 1061.16, "text": " and I'm just not, I'm not feeling it."}, {"start": 1061.16, "end": 1062.04, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 1062.04, "end": 1063.84, "text": " Okay, I mean, okay."}, {"start": 1065.56, "end": 1068.0, "text": " Anyway, why do you have that tweet up on Rainbow Six Siege"}, {"start": 1068.0, "end": 1069.68, "text": " that you know anything about Rainbow Six Siege?"}, {"start": 1069.68, "end": 1070.52, "text": " What are you trying to do?"}, {"start": 1070.52, "end": 1071.36, "text": " You trying to fit in?"}, {"start": 1071.36, "end": 1072.2, "text": " Well, I know more than you"}, {"start": 1072.2, "end": 1073.84, "text": " because I'm allowed to play the game, so."}, {"start": 1075.76, "end": 1079.44, "text": " You know, what they are giving to you, Senna, listen, Senna, you might be chocked, right?"}, {"start": 1079.44, "end": 1086.24, "text": " Senna, you might be chocked as fuck, and you might have a big-ass forehead, and you are"}, {"start": 1086.24, "end": 1087.24, "text": " super hideous."}, {"start": 1087.24, "end": 1091.4, "text": " But what they are giving you, Senna, is that you're really good at these comebacks, you"}, {"start": 1091.4, "end": 1092.4, "text": " know?"}, {"start": 1092.4, "end": 1093.4, "text": " I don't know how to explain it."}, {"start": 1093.4, "end": 1094.4, "text": " You're really good at them."}, {"start": 1094.4, "end": 1095.4, "text": " Think of them on the spot."}, {"start": 1095.4, "end": 1096.4, "text": " Really."}, {"start": 1096.4, "end": 1097.4, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1097.4, "end": 1098.4, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1098.4, "end": 1099.4, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1099.4, "end": 1100.4, "text": " If you need to check my PC or something for cheats, because I'm just so\u2014"}, {"start": 1100.4, "end": 1102.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1117.2, "end": 1124.44, "text": " Anyway, uh listen so did we start off with reacts yay, nay or gay"}, {"start": 1124.44, "end": 1133.72, "text": " Muda, any matches on Grinder? Let me actually see. Let me see. Let me check. Tinder. Oh"}, {"start": 1133.72, "end": 1152.24, "text": " my god. We have three likes. We have three likes on Tinder. We have three likes on Tinder."}, {"start": 1152.24, "end": 1155.84, "text": " We have three likes on tinder."}, {"start": 1155.84, "end": 1162.28, "text": " Now let me check, let me check, now let me check, uh, now let me check, uh, let me check,"}, {"start": 1162.28, "end": 1166.0, "text": " uh, what do you mean three bot accounts bro, stop that shit, let me check hinge."}, {"start": 1166.0, "end": 1170.36, "text": " Oh my god I have one on hinge."}, {"start": 1170.36, "end": 1171.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1171.36, "end": 1179.36, "text": " Chat, will today finally be the day?"}, {"start": 1179.3600000000001, "end": 1183.72, "text": " today what about grinder your twin archibald asparagus from what about what"}, {"start": 1183.72, "end": 1192.3600000000001, "text": " about grinder oh motherfucker how do I tell you I'm not gay holy fuck I don't"}, {"start": 1192.3600000000001, "end": 1196.1200000000001, "text": " have grinder oh god damn"}, {"start": 1201.0000000000002, "end": 1207.1200000000001, "text": " holy shit I'm gonna fucking tell you all bro all right"}, {"start": 1239.3600000000001, "end": 1249.3600000000001, "text": " Okay, ready?"}, {"start": 1249.3600000000001, "end": 1259.3600000000001, "text": " Three, two,"}, {"start": 1259.3600000000001, "end": 1265.6000000000001, "text": " Chatbot, I hate this segment, bro."}, {"start": 1265.6000000000001, "end": 1268.8000000000002, "text": " Oh by the way y'all remember that girl I called mommy in the chat?"}, {"start": 1268.8000000000002, "end": 1271.6000000000001, "text": " I don't know if I told y'all, she unattended me."}, {"start": 1271.6000000000001, "end": 1276.4, "text": " So, mommy is no longer gonna be used, but I'm gonna have to let that shit out."}, {"start": 1276.4, "end": 1279.2, "text": " Never again. Never ever calling that a girl mommy."}, {"start": 1279.2, "end": 1280.2, "text": " Ever again."}, {"start": 1280.2, "end": 1283.2, "text": " Well long, you never, never again though."}, {"start": 1283.2, "end": 1284.2, "text": " In three!"}, {"start": 1284.2, "end": 1290.2, "text": " In five, four, three, two, one!"}, {"start": 1295.6000000000001, "end": 1321.1200000000001, "text": " Okay, the"}, {"start": 1321.1200000000001, "end": 1328.0000000000002, "text": " left one is giving me a little scared like the left one is scaring me a little bit so we're just"}, {"start": 1328.0000000000002, "end": 1331.6000000000001, "text": " going to press on angel look we can just find out if it's it's a him or her"}, {"start": 1338.0000000000002, "end": 1344.96, "text": " okay nothing about anything okay oh it's a girl holy flashbang it's a girl it's a girl it's a girl"}, {"start": 1344.96, "end": 1352.16, "text": " to grow. However, just not my type. Sorry, Angel. You look very beautiful. You look very respectful."}, {"start": 1352.16, "end": 1353.52, "text": " However, we're just going to go ahead and start."}, {"start": 1367.8400000000001, "end": 1372.08, "text": " Let's go ahead and say Kayla. Kayla honestly looks very pretty."}, {"start": 1372.08, "end": 1377.52, "text": " However, Kayla is very pretty, bro."}, {"start": 1377.52, "end": 1381.76, "text": " No, no, no, I'm not going to lie chat."}, {"start": 1381.76, "end": 1386.12, "text": " Kayla is very pretty, bro, you know, respectfully, very pretty."}, {"start": 1386.12, "end": 1388.36, "text": " She has an amazing personality."}, {"start": 1388.36, "end": 1390.6799999999998, "text": " She looks like she takes care of herself."}, {"start": 1390.6799999999998, "end": 1393.08, "text": " Birthday on 4.20, so you know the vibes."}, {"start": 1393.08, "end": 1394.1999999999998, "text": " Please don't know."}, {"start": 1394.1999999999998, "end": 1398.48, "text": " Please know how to hold a convo, how to dress, know swag gap, and have more than two brain"}, {"start": 1398.48, "end": 1400.1999999999998, "text": " cells."}, {"start": 1400.2, "end": 1404.04, "text": " So I unfortunately don't have two brain cells."}, {"start": 1404.04, "end": 1407.88, "text": " I somewhat said, bro, what is this, bro?"}, {"start": 1407.88, "end": 1410.64, "text": " Someone in the chat said, bro, like what are you saying, bro?"}, {"start": 1410.64, "end": 1414.28, "text": " Like, okay, mods been like I please, bro, like what are you saying?"}, {"start": 1414.28, "end": 1418.8, "text": " I have zero brain cells, so unfortunately I'm going to have to skip on this, but I wish"}, {"start": 1418.8, "end": 1420.52, "text": " I had more than two brain cells."}, {"start": 1420.52, "end": 1426.6000000000001, "text": " I would love to, I would love to meet this girl and, you know, go on a date with her."}, {"start": 1426.6000000000001, "end": 1432.72, "text": " low and low-low, low-low land, low low low low land ski!"}, {"start": 1432.72, "end": 1435.9800000000002, "text": " low and low-low, low-low, low-li?"}, {"start": 1435.9800000000002, "end": 1436.7800000000002, "text": " jesus"}, {"start": 1436.78, "end": 1461.3, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 1461.3, "end": 1466.1399999999999, "text": " She's verified it's not a bot chat."}, {"start": 1466.14, "end": 1477.1200000000001, "text": " So the girl can think about Boba getting money, sushi, cookies, hot dogs, strawberries, make"}, {"start": 1477.1200000000001, "end": 1482.66, "text": " up, money, make up, make up, make up, make up, and make up, and the guy can only think"}, {"start": 1482.66, "end": 1483.66, "text": " about the girl."}, {"start": 1483.66, "end": 1484.66, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 1484.66, "end": 1485.66, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 1485.66, "end": 1486.66, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 1486.66, "end": 1487.66, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 1487.66, "end": 1488.66, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 1488.66, "end": 1489.66, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 1489.66, "end": 1490.66, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 1490.66, "end": 1497.78, "text": " interesting so the guy thinks about what the girl wants in her brain"}, {"start": 1497.78, "end": 1508.98, "text": " interesting interesting okay so a one-loggy bro like I have to be"}, {"start": 1508.98, "end": 1515.02, "text": " ugly right it's all good all right well you know what chat we have one more"}, {"start": 1515.02, "end": 1525.3, "text": " bro it's hinge it's one more bro it's one more and it's hinge"}, {"start": 1529.62, "end": 1535.74, "text": " three two one"}, {"start": 1545.02, "end": 1563.1, "text": " I have one like I have one like I have one like I have one like who is Caitlyn bro who"}, {"start": 1563.1000000000001, "end": 1564.1000000000001, "text": " Who is Caitlyn?"}, {"start": 1580.1000000000001, "end": 1581.1000000000001, "text": " Three, two, one!"}, {"start": 1593.1000000000001, "end": 1604.9800000000002, "text": " So, it's the same girl from four days ago that lights me on Tinder, so she lights me"}, {"start": 1604.9800000000002, "end": 1609.6200000000001, "text": " on Hinge now and then said thanks for putting me on stream."}, {"start": 1609.6200000000001, "end": 1619.0200000000002, "text": " So let me get this straight, so let me get this straight, so let me get this straight,"}, {"start": 1619.02, "end": 1626.92, "text": " So I pressed X on Tinder and then you liked me on Hinge and then said thanks for putting"}, {"start": 1626.92, "end": 1629.8, "text": " me on stream laughing emoji laughing emoji."}, {"start": 1629.8, "end": 1638.82, "text": " Like um yeah um we're gonna go ahead and just press X so unfortunately we have literally"}, {"start": 1638.82, "end": 1639.82, "text": " zero again."}, {"start": 1639.82, "end": 1641.82, "text": " Wait we have a message!"}, {"start": 1649.02, "end": 1663.58, "text": " What do I even say? What do I say? What do I say? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 1663.58, "end": 1670.5, "text": " A way to win me over is to make me laugh. She's also a Muslim. She's from Vegas. All right."}, {"start": 1670.5, "end": 1684.98, "text": " I'm gonna go ahead and match."}, {"start": 1684.98, "end": 1685.98, "text": " On Ratch?"}, {"start": 1685.98, "end": 1693.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1693.98, "end": 1696.74, "text": " On match, she's from Vegas, bro."}, {"start": 1696.74, "end": 1700.02, "text": " She's from Vegas."}, {"start": 1700.02, "end": 1702.06, "text": " It's literally from Vegas, bro."}, {"start": 1702.06, "end": 1703.22, "text": " It's from Vegas, bro."}, {"start": 1705.02, "end": 1706.7, "text": " Flyer out?"}, {"start": 1706.7, "end": 1708.1, "text": " Yeah, bro, let me just fly."}, {"start": 1711.06, "end": 1711.9, "text": " So I might return,"}, {"start": 1711.9, "end": 1713.86, "text": " I might actually return these fucking,"}, {"start": 1713.86, "end": 1714.7, "text": " I might return,"}, {"start": 1714.7, "end": 1716.02, "text": " I might have to like,"}, {"start": 1717.18, "end": 1718.46, "text": " I might stop doing this, bro."}, {"start": 1718.46, "end": 1719.42, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, man."}, {"start": 1719.42, "end": 1721.66, "text": " Yo, if one more person says grinder next,"}, {"start": 1721.66, "end": 1723.46, "text": " I think I'm gonna launch my fucking phone"}, {"start": 1723.46, "end": 1724.78, "text": " into my OLED monitor."}, {"start": 1725.78, "end": 1726.98, "text": " Like literally."}, {"start": 1726.98, "end": 1728.66, "text": " I might actually like launch my fucking,"}, {"start": 1728.66, "end": 1732.02, "text": " I'm going to launch my fucking shit and go knock on the line."}, {"start": 1732.02, "end": 1734.5400000000002, "text": " Oh, Epic is calling me."}, {"start": 1734.5400000000002, "end": 1737.0600000000002, "text": " Epic message me."}, {"start": 1737.0600000000002, "end": 1740.66, "text": " Yo, what's the word, Epic?"}, {"start": 1740.66, "end": 1742.38, "text": " Yo, what's up, bro?"}, {"start": 1742.38, "end": 1743.0600000000002, "text": " What's good, bro?"}, {"start": 1743.0600000000002, "end": 1743.8200000000002, "text": " How are you, bro?"}, {"start": 1743.8200000000002, "end": 1745.7, "text": " How are you, Epic?"}, {"start": 1745.7, "end": 1750.74, "text": " Alexa set Hulk to daylight."}, {"start": 1750.74, "end": 1751.3400000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 1754.94, "end": 1755.98, "text": " Make sure my announcement."}, {"start": 1755.98, "end": 1757.3400000000001, "text": " How is your day going?"}, {"start": 1757.3400000000001, "end": 1758.26, "text": " I'm going good, bro."}, {"start": 1758.26, "end": 1763.02, "text": " I'm going good, bro. I missed you, bro. How are you, bro? How is everything? How's the family? How's work, bro?"}, {"start": 1764.58, "end": 1770.46, "text": " I mean, I just got done with my remercated fusion today. I had a butterfly needle in my arm for four hours."}, {"start": 1770.46, "end": 1772.62, "text": " Oh, ouch, bro. You good now, though?"}, {"start": 1774.06, "end": 1776.78, "text": " Yeah, and I'm also, uh, this."}, {"start": 1777.58, "end": 1778.86, "text": " You're engaged?"}, {"start": 1780.7, "end": 1785.82, "text": " Yep. Well, I mean, we're playing it. It's almost... I mean, we might be actually doing it. So..."}, {"start": 1788.26, "end": 1790.26, "text": " So I'm going to get this straight."}, {"start": 1790.26, "end": 1795.78, "text": " So I'm like, you're engaged and I can't even find a girl."}, {"start": 1795.78, "end": 1798.78, "text": " And also, I made this ring."}, {"start": 1798.78, "end": 1800.14, "text": " Cost me $5,000."}, {"start": 1806.46, "end": 1807.46, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 1807.46, "end": 1809.66, "text": " Interesting, interesting, interesting."}, {"start": 1809.66, "end": 1812.86, "text": " And also, can the haters in your chat please shut the fuck up?"}, {"start": 1812.86, "end": 1814.78, "text": " Why, do you guys not wear your lesson?"}, {"start": 1814.78, "end": 1815.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1815.58, "end": 1817.1, "text": " Yo, chat."}, {"start": 1817.1000000000001, "end": 1819.7, "text": " Can y'all shut the fuck up, like genuinely,"}, {"start": 1819.7, "end": 1821.38, "text": " I'm talking to my friend Epic here,"}, {"start": 1821.38, "end": 1823.14, "text": " y'all need to give us some space, shut the fuck up,"}, {"start": 1823.14, "end": 1824.38, "text": " stop hating for what's in your fucking,"}, {"start": 1824.38, "end": 1827.0200000000002, "text": " like fucking losers, shut the fuck up,"}, {"start": 1827.0200000000002, "end": 1828.18, "text": " and watch the streamer."}, {"start": 1829.1000000000001, "end": 1831.22, "text": " Hey, Oscar, I wouldn't say losers,"}, {"start": 1831.22, "end": 1834.0200000000002, "text": " I would just say a lot of people in your community"}, {"start": 1834.0200000000002, "end": 1836.18, "text": " are just dick writers."}, {"start": 1836.18, "end": 1837.42, "text": " Yeah, all right, you know what?"}, {"start": 1837.42, "end": 1841.5400000000002, "text": " Yo, guys, dick writers, stop talking, bro, stop talking."}, {"start": 1841.5400000000002, "end": 1844.3400000000001, "text": " But those of you who do support Muda,"}, {"start": 1844.3400000000001, "end": 1846.5000000000002, "text": " I'm proud of you guys, you support them."}, {"start": 1846.5, "end": 1847.46, "text": " Thank you to you."}, {"start": 1847.46, "end": 1848.94, "text": " Yeah, you'll follow through that."}, {"start": 1848.94, "end": 1849.86, "text": " Do support me, bro."}, {"start": 1849.86, "end": 1850.7, "text": " Thank you, man."}, {"start": 1850.7, "end": 1852.94, "text": " I appreciate y'all, generally."}, {"start": 1852.94, "end": 1858.82, "text": " And also, by the way, so I saw that you were on Tinder."}, {"start": 1858.82, "end": 1860.18, "text": " What's up with that?"}, {"start": 1860.18, "end": 1862.14, "text": " Dude, I'm trying to find my girlfriend, Epic,"}, {"start": 1862.14, "end": 1864.06, "text": " but I just can't find a girl, bro."}, {"start": 1864.06, "end": 1865.42, "text": " I can't find a girlfriend, man."}, {"start": 1865.42, "end": 1867.22, "text": " I don't think they like you, bro."}, {"start": 1867.22, "end": 1869.14, "text": " Epic, do I look good as a guy, bro?"}, {"start": 1869.14, "end": 1870.7, "text": " Like, be honest."}, {"start": 1870.7, "end": 1874.38, "text": " Hey, honestly, bro, just for yourself, hey, look."}, {"start": 1874.38, "end": 1876.38, "text": " If a girl can't understand your differences"}, {"start": 1876.38, "end": 1878.7800000000002, "text": " and your appearance, they're not meant for you."}, {"start": 1878.7800000000002, "end": 1880.7, "text": " Trust me, I've went down that road."}, {"start": 1880.7, "end": 1881.5400000000002, "text": " Really bro?"}, {"start": 1883.14, "end": 1885.5, "text": " Yeah, how many girlfriends have you had, Epic?"}, {"start": 1885.5, "end": 1887.18, "text": " It seems like you've had a lot, bro."}, {"start": 1888.2600000000002, "end": 1889.7, "text": " Do you wanna know the total amount,"}, {"start": 1889.7, "end": 1890.8200000000002, "text": " like, throughout my whole life?"}, {"start": 1890.8200000000002, "end": 1892.0600000000002, "text": " Yeah, your whole life, bro."}, {"start": 1892.0600000000002, "end": 1893.3000000000002, "text": " How many girlfriends have you had?"}, {"start": 1893.3000000000002, "end": 1894.14, "text": " 3,000."}, {"start": 1902.7, "end": 1905.14, "text": " So you had 3,000, Epic."}, {"start": 1905.14, "end": 1910.0200000000002, "text": " Throughout my life that I've dated yes I started getting at 14 I've been dating"}, {"start": 1910.0200000000002, "end": 1916.22, "text": " for four years now. So you managed to get 3,000 girlfriends in four days or sorry"}, {"start": 1916.22, "end": 1923.14, "text": " four years? Yes because one my dad is known in the areas I live in because he"}, {"start": 1923.14, "end": 1928.66, "text": " served in the army and he has some friends that their daughters wanted to"}, {"start": 1928.66, "end": 1933.66, "text": " So. Yeah, bro. And how was that? How was that?"}, {"start": 1933.66, "end": 1938.66, "text": " Uh, and can you even like remember any of their names, bro?"}, {"start": 1938.66, "end": 1939.66, "text": " Like three thousands a lot."}, {"start": 1939.66, "end": 1941.66, "text": " Yes. I remember some of them."}, {"start": 1941.66, "end": 1948.66, "text": " Can you, can you tell me five of their names, not last names, just fresh names?"}, {"start": 1948.66, "end": 1952.66, "text": " All right, bet. Chloe, Jay-Win."}, {"start": 1952.66, "end": 1955.66, "text": " I'm trying to remember the other ones."}, {"start": 1955.66, "end": 1957.66, "text": " Yeah, all good. Don't, don't worry about it."}, {"start": 1957.66, "end": 1964.0400000000002, "text": " But the one I am engaged with right now is Emily the one you're engaged with is Emily"}, {"start": 1964.96, "end": 1970.88, "text": " Yes, not the streamer Emily. I'm gonna be clear on that not the streamer. I'm way of course of course"}, {"start": 1974.0400000000002, "end": 1980.5, "text": " Interesting bro, and I see bro. I just want to say I'm glad you're still streaming, you know proud to see that"}, {"start": 1980.5, "end": 1983.76, "text": " Yeah, man. I was good. I was gonna quit like two days ago, you know, I"}, {"start": 1983.76, "end": 1987.66, "text": " I don't know if you know what happened bro, but I went to the Jason the ween party"}, {"start": 1987.66, "end": 1991.68, "text": " And I met like all my like all my heroes, bro"}, {"start": 1991.68, "end": 1997.94, "text": " And then Ron spit in my face and said I'm a crumb and then I should quit streaming and I cried"}, {"start": 1998.34, "end": 2003.16, "text": " It was a big big bit. It was all over Twitter and I wanted to quit streaming for a bit bro"}, {"start": 2003.16, "end": 2005.16, "text": " But you know what I'm back today, bro"}, {"start": 2005.48, "end": 2007.48, "text": " Hey, I see dude"}, {"start": 2007.48, "end": 2010.12, "text": " I'm not about selling the huge argument"}, {"start": 2010.1200000000001, "end": 2016.2800000000002, "text": " but Ron does have his own opinions and sometimes that's just how they feel but"}, {"start": 2016.2800000000002, "end": 2020.16, "text": " how you feel and what you want to do is different so like if you want to stream"}, {"start": 2020.16, "end": 2030.68, "text": " that's your choice that's not up to Ron true true about true and also and I do"}, {"start": 2030.68, "end": 2035.5200000000002, "text": " want to say this I am really glad bro that you are streaming more and more"}, {"start": 2035.52, "end": 2040.8799999999999, "text": " often. I'm glad to see that. Do you think I'm a funny bro? Do you think I'm a funny epic?"}, {"start": 2042.08, "end": 2046.8, "text": " Yes bro, dude. Every single time I watch your streams bro, I see that you're kind to chat,"}, {"start": 2046.8, "end": 2048.48, "text": " unlike some of them in return."}, {"start": 2052.32, "end": 2056.8, "text": " And also bro, crazy thing is though, I've also been gaining a lot of hate recently."}, {"start": 2056.8, "end": 2061.68, "text": " Yeah man, just know what happens when you're big three bro. Epic, when you're big three streamers"}, {"start": 2061.68, "end": 2066.56, "text": " boat you become a hater bro. Hey what bro I've been called a leech and other shit."}, {"start": 2067.2799999999997, "end": 2074.7999999999997, "text": " What would you say your top three steamers? Honestly bro I don't really think of it that way I just"}, {"start": 2074.7999999999997, "end": 2082.96, "text": " think that I'm grateful that I got to talk to them. Yeah what bro. And honestly there is one"}, {"start": 2082.96, "end": 2087.9199999999996, "text": " community like steamer community I am disappointed in besides crack baby there's another one that"}, {"start": 2087.92, "end": 2088.88, "text": " I'm just pointing it."}, {"start": 2088.88, "end": 2090.0, "text": " What community are you at?"}, {"start": 2090.0, "end": 2091.88, "text": " What community are you at, bro?"}, {"start": 2091.88, "end": 2093.4, "text": " Senas."}, {"start": 2093.4, "end": 2095.36, "text": " Senas?"}, {"start": 2095.36, "end": 2096.0, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 2096.0, "end": 2099.0, "text": " Who's Sena?"}, {"start": 2099.0, "end": 2100.52, "text": " Is this a?"}, {"start": 2100.52, "end": 2102.84, "text": " Who's Sena?"}, {"start": 2102.84, "end": 2104.48, "text": " The Twitch gamer?"}, {"start": 2104.48, "end": 2107.12, "text": " Who is Sena?"}, {"start": 2107.12, "end": 2108.4, "text": " All right, hold on, bro."}, {"start": 2108.4, "end": 2110.0, "text": " I'm going to put up a phone."}, {"start": 2110.0, "end": 2111.76, "text": " This."}, {"start": 2111.76, "end": 2113.48, "text": " Mara."}, {"start": 2113.48, "end": 2116.6800000000003, "text": " Sena."}, {"start": 2116.68, "end": 2120.0, "text": " Sina, I get mixed up on the name."}, {"start": 2120.0, "end": 2121.8799999999997, "text": " I don't know how to pronounce it right, my bad."}, {"start": 2121.8799999999997, "end": 2123.72, "text": " Sina, I remember that."}, {"start": 2123.72, "end": 2126.24, "text": " Was Sina your ex-girlfriend?"}, {"start": 2126.24, "end": 2126.9199999999996, "text": " Sina, not Sina."}, {"start": 2126.9199999999996, "end": 2127.3999999999996, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2127.3999999999996, "end": 2128.64, "text": " Sina, not Sina."}, {"start": 2128.64, "end": 2130.2, "text": " Sina."}, {"start": 2130.2, "end": 2132.62, "text": " I worked basically, one of my friends"}, {"start": 2132.62, "end": 2137.04, "text": " DM me that he wanted me to do a collab with her."}, {"start": 2137.04, "end": 2138.9199999999996, "text": " So I joined a tweric community."}, {"start": 2138.9199999999996, "end": 2142.72, "text": " I posted a video that I wanted to help her out and do a collab."}, {"start": 2142.7200000000003, "end": 2147.4, "text": " return her admins I'd be a bitch and be me from her community and me from the"}, {"start": 2147.4, "end": 2150.0800000000004, "text": " discord server and be me from her twitch chat"}, {"start": 2150.0800000000004, "end": 2153.76, "text": " you want me to go ahead and uh do you want to do you want to go ahead and"}, {"start": 2153.76, "end": 2156.88, "text": " add it to this call give me one moment let me add it to this call bro"}, {"start": 2156.88, "end": 2159.88, "text": " hey you're good bro I'm just saying bro I'm just disappointed because I'm just"}, {"start": 2159.88, "end": 2165.1200000000003, "text": " trying not hey I wasn't allowed at God the GM for the flag you're good bro you're"}, {"start": 2165.1200000000003, "end": 2168.76, "text": " good let me let me I'm gonna add it to this call to be one moment okay"}, {"start": 2168.76, "end": 2170.76, "text": " Hey, you're good bro take your time."}, {"start": 2181.76, "end": 2183.76, "text": " Yo, ORA calling, ORA calling."}, {"start": 2185.76, "end": 2186.76, "text": " ORA calling."}, {"start": 2190.76, "end": 2192.76, "text": " ORA calling, bro, ORA calling."}, {"start": 2198.76, "end": 2203.76, "text": " Why should not answer?"}, {"start": 2203.76, "end": 2205.76, "text": " Yo, Senna, hello?"}, {"start": 2205.76, "end": 2206.76, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 2206.76, "end": 2207.76, "text": " This better be."}, {"start": 2207.76, "end": 2208.76, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 2208.76, "end": 2209.76, "text": " Senna, Senna, two things."}, {"start": 2209.76, "end": 2210.76, "text": " Senna, two things."}, {"start": 2210.76, "end": 2211.76, "text": " First of all, how's the album?"}, {"start": 2211.76, "end": 2212.76, "text": " Did you like it?"}, {"start": 2212.76, "end": 2216.76, "text": " I'm only two songs in and I just heard of the song that they said is literally one of"}, {"start": 2216.76, "end": 2217.76, "text": " the best."}, {"start": 2217.76, "end": 2218.76, "text": " But I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 2218.76, "end": 2219.76, "text": " I don't like."}, {"start": 2219.76, "end": 2220.76, "text": " I'm on Whisper My Name."}, {"start": 2220.76, "end": 2221.76, "text": " Listen, I'm gonna talk."}, {"start": 2221.76, "end": 2222.76, "text": " I'm gonna give you some."}, {"start": 2222.76, "end": 2223.76, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 2223.76, "end": 2224.76, "text": " Go on."}, {"start": 2224.76, "end": 2225.76, "text": " No, no, talk to me."}, {"start": 2225.76, "end": 2227.76, "text": " I really wanted songs to be in the gym too that are like hater songs."}, {"start": 2227.76, "end": 2231.0400000000004, "text": " like hater songs you know my god okay you're gonna love national treasures you're gonna"}, {"start": 2231.0400000000004, "end": 2235.28, "text": " like jenice shut the fuck up you're gonna like okay i'm gonna give you a couple okay just please"}, {"start": 2235.28, "end": 2239.6000000000004, "text": " there's a song called jenice shut the fuck up and you're gonna love that one you're gonna love it"}, {"start": 2239.6000000000004, "end": 2244.0, "text": " it's gonna grow on here at first oh my god there is the next one okay yes yes you're gonna love that"}, {"start": 2244.0, "end": 2248.7200000000003, "text": " one and then also uh i don't know if you like this i don't know if you like oh i'm going crazy i don't"}, {"start": 2248.7200000000003, "end": 2254.2400000000002, "text": " know if you're gonna like this one too hopefully i know if you like this one um then you should like"}, {"start": 2254.2400000000002, "end": 2257.5600000000004, "text": " All right, those are the top three in my opinion,"}, {"start": 2257.5600000000004, "end": 2258.84, "text": " but everyone has different names."}, {"start": 2258.84, "end": 2261.1600000000003, "text": " Also, second of all, someone wants to meet you, okay?"}, {"start": 2261.1600000000003, "end": 2263.0000000000005, "text": " I'm gonna add you to a call with someone, bro, please."}, {"start": 2263.0000000000005, "end": 2265.0800000000004, "text": " Okay, he just wants to meet you."}, {"start": 2265.0800000000004, "end": 2265.92, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 2265.92, "end": 2268.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2268.26, "end": 2269.1000000000004, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2269.1000000000004, "end": 2269.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2269.94, "end": 2270.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2270.78, "end": 2271.6200000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2271.6200000000003, "end": 2272.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2272.46, "end": 2273.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2273.3, "end": 2274.1400000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2274.1400000000003, "end": 2274.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2274.98, "end": 2275.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2275.82, "end": 2276.6600000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2276.6600000000003, "end": 2277.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2277.48, "end": 2278.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2278.32, "end": 2279.1600000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2279.1600000000003, "end": 2279.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2279.98, "end": 2280.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2280.82, "end": 2281.6600000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2281.6600000000003, "end": 2282.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2282.48, "end": 2283.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2283.32, "end": 2284.1600000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2284.16, "end": 2287.0, "text": " What's your name my name is epic and"}, {"start": 2287.7999999999997, "end": 2291.06, "text": " See what my friends want me to do a collab with you"}, {"start": 2291.06, "end": 2296.6, "text": " But unfortunately one of your enemies from your toy community decided to be a bitch and be a me from your community"}, {"start": 2296.7999999999997, "end": 2299.7599999999998, "text": " They'll be from your discord and be a me from your twist chat"}, {"start": 2307.6, "end": 2311.2999999999997, "text": " You're telling me you wanted to collab with your favorite streamer right Sina"}, {"start": 2311.3, "end": 2313.3, "text": " Wait, what'd you-"}, {"start": 2313.3, "end": 2316.3, "text": " I got a DM to do a collab with her."}, {"start": 2316.3, "end": 2317.3, "text": " I got a DM from one of her friends."}, {"start": 2317.3, "end": 2319.3, "text": " And then her admins kicked you out,"}, {"start": 2319.3, "end": 2322.3, "text": " blocked you and banned you from discord and exterminated you."}, {"start": 2322.3, "end": 2325.3, "text": " Yes, and I can even name the admin who did it."}, {"start": 2325.3, "end": 2326.3, "text": " Diamond."}, {"start": 2326.3, "end": 2328.3, "text": " Diamond, fuck you bitch."}, {"start": 2328.3, "end": 2331.3, "text": " Diamond, why'd you ban him?"}, {"start": 2331.3, "end": 2332.3, "text": " What did you do?"}, {"start": 2332.3, "end": 2334.3, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on."}, {"start": 2334.3, "end": 2336.3, "text": " Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 2336.3, "end": 2339.3, "text": " What did you, what did you ever, what did you do to get him?"}, {"start": 2339.3, "end": 2343.7400000000002, "text": " Wow, so now really, so you're defending people from your community, huh?"}, {"start": 2343.7400000000002, "end": 2349.1000000000004, "text": " A video message saying that I felt bad for the hate you get and all that dumb bullshit"}, {"start": 2349.1000000000004, "end": 2352.0600000000004, "text": " I want to help you out, but in return, I got banned."}, {"start": 2352.0600000000004, "end": 2354.0600000000004, "text": " Why are you got banned?"}, {"start": 2354.0600000000004, "end": 2355.0600000000004, "text": " I can unban you."}, {"start": 2355.0600000000004, "end": 2357.0600000000004, "text": " I didn't know you got banned, man, that sucks."}, {"start": 2357.0600000000004, "end": 2358.0600000000004, "text": " I had no idea."}, {"start": 2358.0600000000004, "end": 2360.1400000000003, "text": " I don't, if it wasn't like that, I'd be able to check my Discord."}, {"start": 2360.1400000000003, "end": 2362.54, "text": " I only have typed my Discord in three years."}, {"start": 2362.54, "end": 2364.86, "text": " Hey, you're good, you're good."}, {"start": 2364.86, "end": 2369.1400000000003, "text": " And also, I didn't want to say though, it is a very nice honor to meet you and I'm"}, {"start": 2369.14, "end": 2370.7, "text": " and glad to see you soon as well."}, {"start": 2370.7, "end": 2372.74, "text": " And all the haters in the community,"}, {"start": 2372.74, "end": 2375.54, "text": " and you'll actually give a damn for once."}, {"start": 2375.54, "end": 2378.58, "text": " Yeah, see, and tell the haters to fuck off, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 2378.58, "end": 2379.58, "text": " Wait, I'm like, how about you?"}, {"start": 2379.58, "end": 2380.54, "text": " Yeah, that too."}, {"start": 2380.54, "end": 2380.9, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 2380.9, "end": 2382.3399999999997, "text": " I'm making."}, {"start": 2382.3399999999997, "end": 2382.8399999999997, "text": " I'm making."}, {"start": 2382.8399999999997, "end": 2384.8199999999997, "text": " Oh my god, you're like a baby."}, {"start": 2384.8199999999997, "end": 2386.06, "text": " You're a baby."}, {"start": 2386.06, "end": 2389.06, "text": " Yeah, and I'm also engaged."}, {"start": 2389.06, "end": 2390.54, "text": " Congratulations."}, {"start": 2390.54, "end": 2393.2599999999998, "text": " It doesn't really, it's not really fitting your, OK?"}, {"start": 2393.2599999999998, "end": 2393.94, "text": " No, hold it up."}, {"start": 2393.94, "end": 2396.62, "text": " I actually kind of does, actually."}, {"start": 2396.62, "end": 2398.5, "text": " OK, so you're not getting it fitted."}, {"start": 2398.5, "end": 2401.34, "text": " You just wear it like that?"}, {"start": 2401.34, "end": 2402.42, "text": " Wait, what do you make?"}, {"start": 2402.42, "end": 2403.78, "text": " No, nothing, nothing."}, {"start": 2403.78, "end": 2404.98, "text": " So you hang out with Muda?"}, {"start": 2404.98, "end": 2406.82, "text": " Why you hang out with Muda, I guess?"}, {"start": 2406.82, "end": 2410.34, "text": " Epic, can you tell us how much girlfriend you've had?"}, {"start": 2410.34, "end": 2411.14, "text": " 3,000."}, {"start": 2411.14, "end": 2412.34, "text": " I've dated throughout my life."}, {"start": 2415.06, "end": 2416.46, "text": " An institute."}, {"start": 2416.46, "end": 2419.42, "text": " Then Muda, turn that camera off for a second, Muda."}, {"start": 2419.42, "end": 2422.58, "text": " Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda."}, {"start": 2422.58, "end": 2424.58, "text": " And also, one more thing."}, {"start": 2424.58, "end": 2428.06, "text": " Also, if you haven't heard of me before,"}, {"start": 2428.06, "end": 2430.56, "text": " If your chat knows there's one viral clip,"}, {"start": 2430.56, "end": 2432.94, "text": " I'm gonna send in the group chat."}, {"start": 2432.94, "end": 2435.42, "text": " If they know this clip, you'll know them,"}, {"start": 2435.42, "end": 2436.82, "text": " you'll know who I am."}, {"start": 2436.82, "end": 2438.38, "text": " Wait, this is you."}, {"start": 2439.74, "end": 2440.98, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 2440.98, "end": 2441.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2441.82, "end": 2443.9, "text": " Stop, oh chill, chill, chill."}, {"start": 2445.38, "end": 2448.2599999999998, "text": " So basically Epic, you wanted to just support"}, {"start": 2448.2599999999998, "end": 2451.82, "text": " and help your streamer and tell it to ignore."}, {"start": 2451.82, "end": 2453.58, "text": " Yeah, I mean like, yeah, I mean like."}, {"start": 2453.58, "end": 2454.72, "text": " From the community."}, {"start": 2454.72, "end": 2456.58, "text": " Honestly, I don't know who Diamond is,"}, {"start": 2456.58, "end": 2458.34, "text": " Well, fuck diamonds, seriously."}, {"start": 2458.34, "end": 2461.04, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, diamond, whoa, whoa, whoa, diamond."}, {"start": 2461.04, "end": 2463.2799999999997, "text": " Diamond's good, it was just a mistake."}, {"start": 2463.2799999999997, "end": 2464.74, "text": " Diamond's, diamond's cool."}, {"start": 2464.74, "end": 2467.42, "text": " Hey, honestly, I forgive diamonds."}, {"start": 2467.42, "end": 2470.2599999999998, "text": " I am a conversation, so I forgive diamonds."}, {"start": 2470.2599999999998, "end": 2471.8199999999997, "text": " People make mistakes, and I forgive them."}, {"start": 2471.8199999999997, "end": 2473.34, "text": " Evan, Evan, don't worry, I'll make sure you're on band,"}, {"start": 2473.34, "end": 2474.18, "text": " you're good."}, {"start": 2474.18, "end": 2478.54, "text": " Matter of fact, what's your, what's your Twitter?"}, {"start": 2479.9, "end": 2482.02, "text": " All right, so I did send your request,"}, {"start": 2482.02, "end": 2483.54, "text": " so I can send it to your DMs,"}, {"start": 2483.54, "end": 2487.38, "text": " because I don't want to leak it, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 2487.38, "end": 2490.62, "text": " Okay, all right, you can just send it in the group"}, {"start": 2490.62, "end": 2491.58, "text": " so then I don't leak it."}, {"start": 2491.58, "end": 2492.42, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2492.42, "end": 2494.98, "text": " Wait, so you don't want me to follow you back, right?"}, {"start": 2496.38, "end": 2497.34, "text": " Yeah, yeah, no."}, {"start": 2497.34, "end": 2498.18, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 2498.18, "end": 2500.34, "text": " I know what's, I added to you on Discord."}, {"start": 2502.1, "end": 2504.02, "text": " Oh, you added me on Discord?"}, {"start": 2504.02, "end": 2504.86, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 2504.86, "end": 2506.42, "text": " Yeah, so I just needed to be on there."}, {"start": 2506.42, "end": 2508.86, "text": " Well, I'm not the only person I ever talked to on Discord"}, {"start": 2508.86, "end": 2512.86, "text": " and it's like when they just annoyingly call me is Muda."}, {"start": 2512.86, "end": 2516.5, "text": " Hey, honestly, I'm not, I don't spam call."}, {"start": 2516.5, "end": 2517.34, "text": " Muda, Muda."}, {"start": 2517.34, "end": 2518.86, "text": " Okay, thank you, because Muda, Muda,"}, {"start": 2518.86, "end": 2520.5, "text": " I don't know why you're acting like you don't do that."}, {"start": 2520.5, "end": 2522.1, "text": " Muda, you are the only individual"}, {"start": 2522.1, "end": 2524.6600000000003, "text": " who reaches out to me through Discord."}, {"start": 2524.6600000000003, "end": 2527.02, "text": " Sorry, I like to talk to my friends, sorry."}, {"start": 2527.98, "end": 2530.46, "text": " Hey, Muda, here's some advice though."}, {"start": 2530.46, "end": 2533.6600000000003, "text": " Maybe say it one time, and if she doesn't respond,"}, {"start": 2533.6600000000003, "end": 2535.58, "text": " she's either busy or she's doing a stream"}, {"start": 2535.58, "end": 2536.98, "text": " and just have patience."}, {"start": 2536.98, "end": 2537.82, "text": " That's my advice."}, {"start": 2537.82, "end": 2539.1400000000003, "text": " I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna."}, {"start": 2539.1400000000003, "end": 2541.1, "text": " Muda, Muda, Epic, Epic, honestly,"}, {"start": 2541.1, "end": 2543.54, "text": " while they're having here is like a really good mediator,"}, {"start": 2543.54, "end": 2546.66, "text": " can we maybe talk about like the way that Muda acts"}, {"start": 2546.66, "end": 2547.7, "text": " a little bit on stream?"}, {"start": 2547.7, "end": 2549.2599999999998, "text": " Like maybe you have some critiques"}, {"start": 2549.2599999999998, "end": 2553.54, "text": " for how he kind of interacts with people, cause, yeah."}, {"start": 2553.54, "end": 2554.38, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 2554.38, "end": 2556.18, "text": " And also, yeah, like I said though,"}, {"start": 2556.18, "end": 2559.1, "text": " I will send my user once the thing is accepted,"}, {"start": 2559.1, "end": 2561.46, "text": " but I'll rest from that."}, {"start": 2561.46, "end": 2565.0, "text": " All right, so Muda, look, so I understand that"}, {"start": 2565.0, "end": 2566.42, "text": " you are going through some things,"}, {"start": 2566.42, "end": 2569.1, "text": " but someone suggested that I have for you though,"}, {"start": 2569.1, "end": 2573.66, "text": " So I know how you like you're going through a lot of things Muda by the way, not some things a lot of things"}, {"start": 2573.66, "end": 2580.18, "text": " But continue epic story to interrupt. Hey, you're good. I look so I've been seen that you like to bang on your desk a lot"}, {"start": 2580.18, "end": 2583.94, "text": " And I've had experience with that. My advice is instead of doing that"}, {"start": 2584.58, "end": 2589.22, "text": " Just focus on like trying to get back to your stream and ignore those pictures"}, {"start": 2589.74, "end": 2596.22, "text": " Because if you keep on damaging your desk and your desktop, it'll just break down to replace it and then that's gonna be a whole mess"}, {"start": 2596.2200000000003, "end": 2600.82, "text": " I agree. Honestly, Epic, you have some good advice, man. You're so wise for an 18-year-old,"}, {"start": 2600.82, "end": 2601.82, "text": " seriously."}, {"start": 2601.82, "end": 2607.82, "text": " Epic, Epic, Epic. I have intel. Epic, my mods are saying that you were banned because"}, {"start": 2607.82, "end": 2614.1000000000004, "text": " you were spamming in the Discord for weeks. And they said they found the logs and that"}, {"start": 2614.1000000000004, "end": 2617.9, "text": " you were spamming in the Discord for weeks, which is why they banned you."}, {"start": 2617.9, "end": 2622.9, "text": " Uh, okay. I did not do that shit. I barely even talk in your server."}, {"start": 2622.9, "end": 2627.84, "text": " You know okay epic here's the thing I'm gonna I'm gonna get you on band on the"}, {"start": 2627.84, "end": 2630.78, "text": " last I'm the chocolate as a misunderstanding and we're just gonna"}, {"start": 2630.78, "end": 2634.2400000000002, "text": " recall it as an unbanned but also I never use this word bro my discord is"}, {"start": 2634.2400000000002, "end": 2639.2400000000002, "text": " like Dex I don't use it is just hey I'm actually understand that and I'm and"}, {"start": 2639.2400000000002, "end": 2644.6800000000003, "text": " also Muda knows this but I also have many talents in my own can you please"}, {"start": 2644.6800000000003, "end": 2647.88, "text": " show us some talent please show us some talent yeah can I see some talents wait"}, {"start": 2647.88, "end": 2653.9, "text": " I want to see all right. Well one of my most known ones is eyes closed no hands around my head"}, {"start": 2666.2400000000002, "end": 2668.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 2668.2400000000002, "end": 2670.2400000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2673.28, "end": 2678.6000000000004, "text": " Think that is very well, I read I can't even do that bro like I can't even pass there"}, {"start": 2678.6000000000004, "end": 2684.2400000000002, "text": " But you're very flexible, bro, and then another one my talent is my electric flute that's your point"}, {"start": 2684.4, "end": 2689.5200000000004, "text": " Can you please go ahead and put up? Oh, we're just so quickly moving past the first one. I feel like we didn't move past it so"}, {"start": 2695.1200000000003, "end": 2697.1200000000003, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 2698.2400000000002, "end": 2700.6400000000003, "text": " That was actually good."}, {"start": 2700.6400000000003, "end": 2703.76, "text": " And then another one is, wait a minute, hold on."}, {"start": 2703.76, "end": 2704.76, "text": " Hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 2704.76, "end": 2709.44, "text": " So I want to make this type on here, all right?"}, {"start": 2712.48, "end": 2715.1200000000003, "text": " Just tell me something that's tight and I'll type it."}, {"start": 2717.96, "end": 2718.92, "text": " Trust me."}, {"start": 2718.92, "end": 2720.8, "text": " Hold on, I just got pulled up the app real quick."}, {"start": 2720.8, "end": 2724.7200000000003, "text": " I'm locked in Epidome, I'm locked."}, {"start": 2724.7200000000003, "end": 2727.6800000000003, "text": " All right, so I got to go to the app."}, {"start": 2728.2400000000002, "end": 2732.7000000000003, "text": " All right, so Johnny mask the lights next to him"}, {"start": 2734.6600000000003, "end": 2736.6600000000003, "text": " All right, yes, I'm gonna be surprised"}, {"start": 2739.1000000000004, "end": 2741.6600000000003, "text": " Can you type I don't know"}, {"start": 2741.6600000000003, "end": 2743.6600000000003, "text": " Can you type along just look away real quick?"}, {"start": 2749.3, "end": 2754.1800000000003, "text": " Okay, oh, yeah, I misspelled that hold on what what did you write?"}, {"start": 2755.5400000000004, "end": 2757.5400000000004, "text": " Hold on. Let me redo it"}, {"start": 2758.2400000000002, "end": 2760.2400000000002, "text": " Hold on so hard to see anything"}, {"start": 2761.96, "end": 2767.26, "text": " Never called kind of before no, he called you. No, that was a mistype. You didn't see"}, {"start": 2769.5600000000004, "end": 2772.46, "text": " Okay, he's okay hold on the bomb has been playing"}, {"start": 2775.6000000000004, "end": 2780.7000000000003, "text": " Sinner and Mooda and then okay wait that I"}, {"start": 2781.6800000000003, "end": 2783.98, "text": " Don't ever put me anywhere near Senna bro, please"}, {"start": 2788.2400000000002, "end": 2794.0800000000004, "text": " And secondly, secondly, really, really, I'm the only one that calls you, there's no one"}, {"start": 2794.0800000000004, "end": 2798.28, "text": " that I get to the city with a girl you call me three times and you say that I smell like"}, {"start": 2798.28, "end": 2799.6800000000003, "text": " shit and that I'm a terrorist."}, {"start": 2799.6800000000003, "end": 2803.5600000000004, "text": " So you only have a problem that I called you but not case on, that's weirdly sexist"}, {"start": 2803.5600000000004, "end": 2804.5600000000004, "text": " of you."}, {"start": 2804.5600000000004, "end": 2808.0000000000005, "text": " Epic, would you consider Muda to be a sexist piece of shit?"}, {"start": 2808.0000000000005, "end": 2816.6000000000004, "text": " No, because, thank you, because from my viewpoint, I don't judge people because a lot of people"}, {"start": 2816.6, "end": 2822.6, "text": " mistakes and even I have a dark past in my own and I'm a better person now so if I have"}, {"start": 2826.6, "end": 2833.24, "text": " a really dark past like a super dark past yeah and so do I okay so you and I think you're kind of"}, {"start": 2833.24, "end": 2838.36, "text": " you're worrying me for a second bro no so you and you guys both have a really dark past no I don't"}, {"start": 2838.36, "end": 2844.44, "text": " have a dark past I also have a really dark past okay that's good to know yeah because um I may or"}, {"start": 2844.44, "end": 2847.6, "text": " I may not break people's hands whenever I get into a fight."}, {"start": 2862.68, "end": 2866.56, "text": " Hold on, let me change my VC setting so I don't hear my dog barking in the back room."}, {"start": 2867.4, "end": 2867.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2867.9, "end": 2869.9, "text": " Sorry, I'm just."}, {"start": 2869.9, "end": 2871.9, "text": " You're good."}, {"start": 2871.9, "end": 2885.9, "text": " So anyway, what I wanted to say, what I wanted to say was epic before we go, bro."}, {"start": 2885.9, "end": 2888.9, "text": " I have two things that I want to ask for you."}, {"start": 2888.9, "end": 2890.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2890.9, "end": 2891.7400000000002, "text": " No, bro."}, {"start": 2892.82, "end": 2895.6600000000003, "text": " I have two things that I wanna ask for you, okay?"}, {"start": 2897.62, "end": 2899.38, "text": " First of all, who would be cool?"}, {"start": 2899.38, "end": 2900.5, "text": " Like, you need to give an answer."}, {"start": 2900.5, "end": 2901.9, "text": " Who's cooler, me or Senna?"}, {"start": 2903.9, "end": 2905.34, "text": " Honestly, I would have to say both"}, {"start": 2905.34, "end": 2907.6600000000003, "text": " because you both are intriguing in your own way"}, {"start": 2907.6600000000003, "end": 2909.1, "text": " and I do not pick favorites."}, {"start": 2909.1, "end": 2910.54, "text": " You're gonna say, but okay."}, {"start": 2910.54, "end": 2911.58, "text": " All right, honestly, okay."}, {"start": 2911.58, "end": 2914.1800000000003, "text": " Because you can just say me though,"}, {"start": 2914.1800000000003, "end": 2915.9, "text": " probably over Muda, that's okay."}, {"start": 2915.9, "end": 2919.58, "text": " Alex, look, I've said much and that's my answer."}, {"start": 2919.58, "end": 2921.7799999999997, "text": " Okay, all right, I guess that's your answer."}, {"start": 2921.7799999999997, "end": 2924.14, "text": " And second of all, can you please do your sign out,"}, {"start": 2924.14, "end": 2925.98, "text": " your sign out outro?"}, {"start": 2925.98, "end": 2928.02, "text": " Yep, all right, all right."}, {"start": 2928.02, "end": 2931.2999999999997, "text": " As you have a great stream and everyone in both of your chats,"}, {"start": 2931.2999999999997, "end": 2933.02, "text": " please be nice because I will not be afraid"}, {"start": 2933.02, "end": 2935.2999999999997, "text": " to hunt you down and punch your teeth out."}, {"start": 2935.2999999999997, "end": 2936.14, "text": " Epic, out."}, {"start": 2939.42, "end": 2940.2599999999998, "text": " Muda, out."}, {"start": 2949.58, "end": 2967.02, "text": " Bro, yo, yo, Epic has so much aura, bro, yo, he just has so much aura, huh?"}, {"start": 2967.02, "end": 2968.02, "text": " Mura, Mura, Mura."}, {"start": 2968.02, "end": 2972.7, "text": " Yo, he just has so much aura, he just has so much aura that she created it."}, {"start": 2972.7, "end": 2974.86, "text": " Bro, why was that guy, that guy was cool as fuck."}, {"start": 2974.86, "end": 2978.46, "text": " No, I was trying to say, I told you, he's so much aura, I don't know how, I don't know"}, {"start": 2978.46, "end": 2979.46, "text": " how he does it."}, {"start": 2979.46, "end": 2983.08, "text": " I've never met him before, but yeah, I'll get him,"}, {"start": 2983.08, "end": 2984.44, "text": " I'll get him unbanned on everything."}, {"start": 2984.44, "end": 2986.56, "text": " I didn't know he had 3000 wives, bro."}, {"start": 2986.56, "end": 2988.52, "text": " 3000 wives at 18 is probably crazy."}, {"start": 2988.52, "end": 2990.88, "text": " 3000 girlfriends, he's engaged with a finger"}, {"start": 2990.88, "end": 2993.2400000000002, "text": " that can't fit his, with a ring that can't fit his finger,"}, {"start": 2993.2400000000002, "end": 2994.08, "text": " and he will."}, {"start": 2994.08, "end": 2995.2400000000002, "text": " Because he's just got so much aura,"}, {"start": 2995.2400000000002, "end": 2996.36, "text": " he's filled up with so much aura"}, {"start": 2996.36, "end": 2997.56, "text": " that it doesn't fit his finger."}, {"start": 2997.56, "end": 3002.56, "text": " And, and, and, Senna, he will break anyone's arms."}, {"start": 3003.64, "end": 3005.48, "text": " You get into a trouble with, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 3005.48, "end": 3006.84, "text": " Like, he could be your body guard."}, {"start": 3006.84, "end": 3008.2400000000002, "text": " He'll break anyone's arms."}, {"start": 3009.46, "end": 3013.86, "text": " I don't really want him to break people's arms, so I think he doesn't like my mod to"}, {"start": 3013.86, "end": 3017.62, "text": " be fair, so he might break my mods arm, but I'm going to put an end to that."}, {"start": 3017.62, "end": 3020.46, "text": " I'm going to put an end to the beef."}, {"start": 3020.46, "end": 3021.46, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 3021.46, "end": 3023.46, "text": " I'm going to put an end to the beef and say he's fine."}, {"start": 3023.46, "end": 3026.86, "text": " No, I would just send a little man in here, you know, like I just, you know, I don't want"}, {"start": 3026.86, "end": 3028.46, "text": " effort to be against you, you know?"}, {"start": 3028.46, "end": 3032.86, "text": " Well, normally I don't really know anybody that gets banned, so then I'm actually glad"}, {"start": 3032.86, "end": 3035.3, "text": " whenever you tell me, because then, you know, if there are people that I'm like, yeah,"}, {"start": 3035.3, "end": 3036.86, "text": " it's whatever, then it's just whatever."}, {"start": 3036.86, "end": 3037.86, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 3037.86, "end": 3040.36, "text": " Also, can I see that tattoo real quick?"}, {"start": 3040.36, "end": 3042.94, "text": " Oh, it's a tomagachi tattoo."}, {"start": 3042.94, "end": 3044.2200000000003, "text": " Wait, you want to see?"}, {"start": 3044.2200000000003, "end": 3046.34, "text": " Yeah, let's see."}, {"start": 3046.34, "end": 3050.54, "text": " So is that like temporary?"}, {"start": 3050.54, "end": 3051.04, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3055.1400000000003, "end": 3058.2200000000003, "text": " You don't like it?"}, {"start": 3058.2200000000003, "end": 3059.7000000000003, "text": " Son-yan, son-yan."}, {"start": 3059.7000000000003, "end": 3061.02, "text": " That's a really good tattoo."}, {"start": 3061.02, "end": 3062.94, "text": " Well, I mean, at least I have a tattoo"}, {"start": 3062.94, "end": 3064.78, "text": " that I love that means something to me"}, {"start": 3064.78, "end": 3066.6600000000003, "text": " because it's from my childhood."}, {"start": 3066.66, "end": 3068.3799999999997, "text": " Do you have anything that means anything to you?"}, {"start": 3068.3799999999997, "end": 3070.2999999999997, "text": " Or are you just alone and sit in your room every day"}, {"start": 3070.2999999999997, "end": 3072.42, "text": " and you can't even play the game that you want to play"}, {"start": 3072.42, "end": 3074.8599999999997, "text": " because you got booted off of it and nobody loves you."}, {"start": 3074.8599999999997, "end": 3077.22, "text": " You have no girlfriend, no hoes, no nothing."}, {"start": 3077.22, "end": 3078.2599999999998, "text": " Can't even hold down a girl,"}, {"start": 3078.2599999999998, "end": 3080.66, "text": " not even for a casual stream segment."}, {"start": 3080.66, "end": 3081.7799999999997, "text": " Can't even hold down friends"}, {"start": 3081.7799999999997, "end": 3082.74, "text": " because they all don't love you."}, {"start": 3082.74, "end": 3084.74, "text": " So you sit there and talk to your chat every day"}, {"start": 3084.74, "end": 3087.2999999999997, "text": " and your best friend is XQC at 3 a.m."}, {"start": 3087.2999999999997, "end": 3089.14, "text": " because he has no one else to play with."}, {"start": 3089.14, "end": 3097.3799999999997, "text": " I'm gonna kill myself tonight thank you."}, {"start": 3097.3799999999997, "end": 3099.0, "text": " Have fun."}, {"start": 3099.0, "end": 3100.5, "text": " What, bro?"}, {"start": 3100.5, "end": 3105.2599999999998, "text": " What is up with this dude?"}, {"start": 3105.2599999999998, "end": 3106.5, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3106.5, "end": 3107.5, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 3107.5, "end": 3108.5, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 3108.5, "end": 3109.5, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 3109.5, "end": 3110.5, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 3110.5, "end": 3111.5, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 3111.5, "end": 3112.5, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 3112.5, "end": 3113.5, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 3113.5, "end": 3114.5, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 3114.5, "end": 3115.5, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 3115.5, "end": 3116.5, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 3116.5, "end": 3117.5, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 3117.5, "end": 3118.5, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 3118.5, "end": 3128.18, "text": " I don't know, I think she like it's like a hidden talent. I think the only hidden talent Senna has like this and she's shit at video games"}, {"start": 3129.62, "end": 3136.86, "text": " She's chopped but the only thing like low-key that she'll have under like like better than you is that she will know how to like send like"}, {"start": 3136.86, "end": 3138.98, "text": " Like shots. I don't know how she does it. I don't know I"}, {"start": 3142.22, "end": 3144.22, "text": " Don't know I don't know"}, {"start": 3144.9, "end": 3146.4, "text": " Wow, bro. All right"}, {"start": 3146.4, "end": 3151.12, "text": " React, let's do some reacts. Chat, you see me, bro? I'm just a guy, I'm just a middleman, bro."}, {"start": 3152.0, "end": 3155.52, "text": " Yeah, you know what I'm saying, bro? Like, chat, I'm just trying to help people, you know, like..."}, {"start": 3156.4, "end": 3159.52, "text": " It isn't a hidden talent, she just has a brain unlike you."}, {"start": 3166.7200000000003, "end": 3170.88, "text": " What is this? Hi, Mommy Drake in date."}, {"start": 3170.88, "end": 3177.76, "text": " Uh, yo, JD Trades, how do I tell you you're literally never getting a girlfriend, bruh?"}, {"start": 3177.76, "end": 3181.36, "text": " I saw how you look like, bro, you're fucking chopped, you're not getting girls, bruh, I promise."}, {"start": 3181.36, "end": 3183.44, "text": " You're a pushed-up baby underwater."}, {"start": 3183.44, "end": 3184.44, "text": " What happens?"}, {"start": 3184.44, "end": 3185.44, "text": " The baby fucking dies."}, {"start": 3185.44, "end": 3186.44, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 3186.44, "end": 3187.44, "text": " Fine random..."}, {"start": 3187.44, "end": 3188.44, "text": " I will scan it."}, {"start": 3188.44, "end": 3189.44, "text": " Part one."}, {"start": 3189.44, "end": 3190.44, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 3190.44, "end": 3191.44, "text": " I hate you, bruh."}, {"start": 3191.44, "end": 3192.44, "text": " I hate you, bruh."}, {"start": 3192.44, "end": 3193.44, "text": " I hate you, bruh."}, {"start": 3193.44, "end": 3194.44, "text": " I hate you, bruh."}, {"start": 3194.44, "end": 3195.44, "text": " I hate you, bruh."}, {"start": 3195.44, "end": 3196.44, "text": " I hate you, bruh."}, {"start": 3196.44, "end": 3197.44, "text": " I hate you, bruh."}, {"start": 3197.44, "end": 3198.44, "text": " I hate you, bruh."}, {"start": 3198.44, "end": 3199.44, "text": " I hate you, bruh."}, {"start": 3199.44, "end": 3200.44, "text": " I hate you, bruh."}, {"start": 3200.44, "end": 3208.7400000000002, "text": " What is this n-word clip? I have never said the n-word in my life"}, {"start": 3208.7400000000002, "end": 3224.44, "text": " What is wrong with you guys? No, no, no, what is wrong with you guys? Can we, can we ban"}, {"start": 3224.44, "end": 3225.44, "text": " A.I."}, {"start": 3225.44, "end": 3227.44, "text": " Can we ban A.I.?"}, {"start": 3227.44, "end": 3231.44, "text": " Don't look at me, bro."}, {"start": 3231.44, "end": 3240.44, "text": " Y'all are not asking, bro."}, {"start": 3240.44, "end": 3243.0, "text": " LOL, you've never said it."}, {"start": 3243.0, "end": 3245.44, "text": " I've never said the N word."}, {"start": 3245.44, "end": 3247.88, "text": " Dipple."}, {"start": 3247.88, "end": 3250.16, "text": " I say I like to get chipped in this clip."}, {"start": 3250.16, "end": 3251.16, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3251.16, "end": 3252.16, "text": " I hate you."}, {"start": 3252.16, "end": 3253.16, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 3253.16, "end": 3255.08, "text": " Polsce"}, {"start": 3257.58, "end": 3258.3599999999997, "text": " and"}, {"start": 3258.3599999999997, "end": 3260.8599999999997, "text": " salt and vinegar trips"}, {"start": 3260.8599999999997, "end": 3264.24, "text": " but he cut you cut out the fucking salt and"}, {"start": 3264.24, "end": 3266.74, "text": " chips and left that one in I don't say that"}, {"start": 3266.74, "end": 3269.3799999999997, "text": " word bro"}, {"start": 3269.3799999999997, "end": 3272.56, "text": " who"}, {"start": 3272.56, "end": 3281.18, "text": " I don't enter"}, {"start": 3281.1800000000003, "end": 3296.2000000000003, "text": " I'm gonna discontinue react that's like bro. Holy shit, bro"}, {"start": 3296.2000000000003, "end": 3314.0800000000004, "text": " How amazing your parents are geniuses how terrible your parents are idiots"}, {"start": 3314.0800000000004, "end": 3318.6000000000004, "text": " hopefully they cook a healthy meal hopefully I never have to see that again"}, {"start": 3318.6000000000004, "end": 3322.5200000000004, "text": " I'd rather do that than eat factory sludge scream and shout you'll be"}, {"start": 3322.5200000000004, "end": 3325.6800000000003, "text": " screaming and shouting when the stroke comes from the sludge average taco"}, {"start": 3325.6800000000003, "end": 3336.2000000000003, "text": " bathroom like what is long case all best streamers wait is the big three really"}, {"start": 3336.2000000000003, "end": 3345.1200000000003, "text": " Joe Bart jinksy and case all that really big three don't even chat like chat"}, {"start": 3345.12, "end": 3347.12, "text": " I literally don't even."}, {"start": 3350.12, "end": 3353.12, "text": " Ratsy! You fucking bratty!"}, {"start": 3362.12, "end": 3364.12, "text": " Chow, what about me?"}, {"start": 3369.12, "end": 3371.12, "text": " Chow, what about me?"}, {"start": 3371.12, "end": 3377.3599999999997, "text": " Am I big three Sonion? Who are you?"}, {"start": 3377.3599999999997, "end": 3384.3599999999997, "text": " I know you're a human being, but I also feel deeply that you are not a victim anymore."}, {"start": 3384.3599999999997, "end": 3386.3599999999997, "text": " And you are man."}, {"start": 3386.3599999999997, "end": 3388.3599999999997, "text": " Last name?"}, {"start": 3388.3599999999997, "end": 3390.3599999999997, "text": " A.U."}, {"start": 3390.3599999999997, "end": 3392.3599999999997, "text": " A.U."}, {"start": 3392.3599999999997, "end": 3394.3599999999997, "text": " You don't know me man."}, {"start": 3394.3599999999997, "end": 3396.3599999999997, "text": " You know I'm a victim."}, {"start": 3396.3599999999997, "end": 3398.3599999999997, "text": " You know nothing about me."}, {"start": 3398.36, "end": 3408.56, "text": " I know my opinion of that bit of"}, {"start": 3408.56, "end": 3412.04, "text": " Yeah, let's go start stuttering."}, {"start": 3412.04, "end": 3414.6, "text": " Shruller get started stuttering."}, {"start": 3414.6, "end": 3417.08, "text": " What do I just do?"}, {"start": 3417.08, "end": 3419.7200000000003, "text": " Moodle pulled off a crazy clutch in Apex Legends."}, {"start": 3419.7200000000003, "end": 3420.7200000000003, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3420.7200000000003, "end": 3421.7200000000003, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3421.7200000000003, "end": 3424.52, "text": " Yo, can y'all like this tweet more than like both?"}, {"start": 3424.52, "end": 3427.48, "text": " Why does shit have two likes?"}, {"start": 3427.48, "end": 3432.8, "text": " Y'all like this bro come on bro please like well someone leaves me a nice reply under here, bro"}, {"start": 3434.12, "end": 3438.36, "text": " Someone it's true likes and it's probably the guy who uploaded it, and it's probably me"}, {"start": 3446.48, "end": 3452.04, "text": " Thank you for the like alright someone leave a nice comment under it bro come on shut the fuck up kill yourself"}, {"start": 3452.04, "end": 3454.04, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3464.4, "end": 3466.56, "text": " We need to get predator bro, we need to get predator"}, {"start": 3482.04, "end": 3483.04, "text": " Go on!"}, {"start": 3494.04, "end": 3496.04, "text": " She looks uncomfortable here though."}, {"start": 3496.04, "end": 3499.04, "text": " No, but she literally looks uncomfortable here though."}, {"start": 3501.04, "end": 3503.04, "text": " Like, she literally looks uncomfortable here."}, {"start": 3503.04, "end": 3506.04, "text": " Like, I'm not even gonna lie, like, come on, stop, bro."}, {"start": 3506.04, "end": 3509.04, "text": " Like, I think she, I think, you know, like, come on, guys, stop."}, {"start": 3512.04, "end": 3514.04, "text": " What the fuck is happening?"}, {"start": 3514.04, "end": 3515.54, "text": " What the fuck is happening?"}, {"start": 3515.54, "end": 3517.54, "text": " Yo, what is AJ doing behind this girl?"}, {"start": 3517.54, "end": 3519.54, "text": " What the fuck is happening?"}, {"start": 3519.54, "end": 3521.54, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 3521.54, "end": 3523.54, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 3524.54, "end": 3527.54, "text": " Oh my god, is that the girl at the party?"}, {"start": 3527.54, "end": 3546.82, "text": " Hey Siri FaceTime AJ starting a FaceTime call to AJ"}, {"start": 3546.82, "end": 3565.46, "text": " Okay, so the girl that I was talking to at the Jason the lean party is now twerking"}, {"start": 3565.46, "end": 3568.9, "text": " on you and dancing on your dick."}, {"start": 3568.9, "end": 3570.9, "text": " Not even three days later."}, {"start": 3570.9, "end": 3574.9, "text": " Oh, that you were talking to her until she brought it up."}, {"start": 3574.9, "end": 3576.9, "text": " Um, okay. So..."}, {"start": 3576.9, "end": 3578.9, "text": " Fuck you. Fuck LA."}, {"start": 3578.9, "end": 3580.9, "text": " And fuck any girl in LA."}, {"start": 3580.9, "end": 3582.9, "text": " And I'm never coming to LA."}, {"start": 3582.9, "end": 3584.9, "text": " I hope that city burns one day."}, {"start": 3584.9, "end": 3586.9, "text": " How about that? Drake run, alright?"}, {"start": 3588.9, "end": 3590.9, "text": " Like, what is this shit?"}, {"start": 3590.9, "end": 3592.9, "text": " Like, what is this shit, bro?"}, {"start": 3600.9, "end": 3605.7200000000003, "text": " I'm not a monster, I'm not a monster, it's happening to me, I'm not a monster."}, {"start": 3618.1, "end": 3621.12, "text": " How do you handle restaurants when you keep kosher?"}, {"start": 3621.38, "end": 3625.96, "text": " Do you have a system or just stick to certain spots you know are kosher?"}, {"start": 3630.9, "end": 3642.34, "text": " I didn't know and I knew it was too late, she did tell me and she said, I don't like her,"}, {"start": 3642.34, "end": 3644.3, "text": " I love Samba, that's the truth."}, {"start": 3644.3, "end": 3645.98, "text": " How does it even get worse?"}, {"start": 3645.98, "end": 3649.58, "text": " How do I skip to the next video and it's you and her and Uber and she's literally"}, {"start": 3649.58, "end": 3650.58, "text": " dead."}, {"start": 3650.58, "end": 3653.38, "text": " Did you fuck this girl?"}, {"start": 3653.38, "end": 3654.7000000000003, "text": " I love Samba."}, {"start": 3654.7000000000003, "end": 3656.5, "text": " Did you have sex with this girl?"}, {"start": 3656.5, "end": 3657.9, "text": " Bro, I love Samba."}, {"start": 3657.9, "end": 3659.58, "text": " No, no I didn't, no."}, {"start": 3659.58, "end": 3660.58, "text": " you kiss her?"}, {"start": 3660.58, "end": 3661.58, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3661.58, "end": 3662.58, "text": " Say Wallahi."}, {"start": 3662.58, "end": 3663.58, "text": " Wallahi."}, {"start": 3663.58, "end": 3667.58, "text": " Why did it take you a second to say that?"}, {"start": 3667.58, "end": 3668.58, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 3668.58, "end": 3669.58, "text": " I'm not even Muslim."}, {"start": 3669.58, "end": 3674.58, "text": " But no, I didn't feel straight with her, I didn't even touch her, I didn't touch her."}, {"start": 3674.58, "end": 3675.58, "text": " Does it matter?"}, {"start": 3675.58, "end": 3677.58, "text": " Her ass has been on your dick."}, {"start": 3677.58, "end": 3679.58, "text": " I know it was the..."}, {"start": 3679.58, "end": 3680.58, "text": " Okay, so what is this?"}, {"start": 3680.58, "end": 3682.58, "text": " What the fuck is happening?"}, {"start": 3682.58, "end": 3684.58, "text": " What the fuck is happening?"}, {"start": 3684.58, "end": 3687.58, "text": " What the fuck is happening?"}, {"start": 3687.58, "end": 3690.58, "text": " Where is her head right now? Where is she?"}, {"start": 3690.58, "end": 3691.58, "text": " Bro, where?"}, {"start": 3692.58, "end": 3694.58, "text": " Okay, but Mota, I'm telling you right now, bro."}, {"start": 3694.58, "end": 3696.58, "text": " She's not the one for you and she's not the one for me."}, {"start": 3696.58, "end": 3700.58, "text": " How the fuck are you currently talking to Sava"}, {"start": 3700.58, "end": 3702.58, "text": " and then have another girl on your dick the day before?"}, {"start": 3702.58, "end": 3703.58, "text": " I don't understand this."}, {"start": 3703.58, "end": 3705.58, "text": " L.A. needs to fucking burn."}, {"start": 3705.58, "end": 3707.58, "text": " And fuck everyone in L.A."}, {"start": 3707.58, "end": 3709.58, "text": " And fuck you too!"}, {"start": 3709.58, "end": 3711.58, "text": " You can't take fuck."}, {"start": 3717.58, "end": 3719.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3747.58, "end": 3771.58, "text": " Hey, bro, listen, bro, keep your nose up, okay, don't let that shake it to you, bro."}, {"start": 3771.58, "end": 3773.58, "text": " At the end of the day, I was there for you."}, {"start": 3773.58, "end": 3775.58, "text": " I tried talking to Guapo multiple times."}, {"start": 3775.58, "end": 3780.14, "text": " I was like, you know, that's Muda's girl bro. That's Muda's girl. And then he was like, bro"}, {"start": 3780.14, "end": 3784.94, "text": " He didn't even really hit rank one, bro. I'm gonna take his girl, bro. I'm gonna fuck and then yeah"}, {"start": 3784.94, "end": 3787.8199999999997, "text": " And also what about what live you broke his hands were all over"}, {"start": 3788.38, "end": 3790.38, "text": " she was working on him and"}, {"start": 3791.42, "end": 3794.2999999999997, "text": " Yeah, bro once shit went off cameras man. Hey, bro"}, {"start": 3795.18, "end": 3799.62, "text": " If I'm you I wouldn't even look at her ever again. I'm gonna be honest, bro"}, {"start": 3799.62, "end": 3825.7799999999997, "text": " like what am i supposed to why would i want what is the point what do i listen"}, {"start": 3825.78, "end": 3835.38, "text": " I don't care. I'd rather be the one getting torped on than her thinking about me. Why would I want to be the guy in the m-"}, {"start": 3835.38, "end": 3839.38, "text": " That's like, that just makes me a cuck. Why would I want to be a cuck?"}, {"start": 3841.38, "end": 3845.38, "text": " Do I need to get neck tattoos like fucking AJ? I don't get it."}, {"start": 3845.38, "end": 3847.38, "text": " I'm gonna be honest with you. No, that's wrong. You're Muslim."}, {"start": 3847.38, "end": 3851.38, "text": " Yep. You can't do that. You might need to go to the mosque for that one. Listen, bro."}, {"start": 3851.38, "end": 3858.26, "text": " I think I hope LA gets nuked"}, {"start": 3873.58, "end": 3878.7000000000003, "text": " Mooda is this rich boy. Why is my why would this be my twin? No, it's not my twin anyone with them"}, {"start": 3878.7000000000003, "end": 3885.32, "text": " are you viewbotting every day every day every day every time every day I get on"}, {"start": 3885.32, "end": 3892.1600000000003, "text": " message Voodoo we started together on top of their own individual prowess"}, {"start": 3892.1600000000003, "end": 3898.38, "text": " why is FNS on my dick like type one if you're a viewbot in my stream bro type"}, {"start": 3898.38, "end": 3900.1800000000003, "text": " one if you're a viewbot in my stream"}, {"start": 3900.1800000000003, "end": 3902.1800000000003, "text": " These strides can get ahead of you."}, {"start": 3902.1800000000003, "end": 3904.1800000000003, "text": " Hehehehe"}, {"start": 3905.1800000000003, "end": 3907.1800000000003, "text": " All the opportunities, yes!"}, {"start": 3907.1800000000003, "end": 3908.1800000000003, "text": " Hehehehe"}, {"start": 3927.6800000000003, "end": 3929.1800000000003, "text": " How does it- How?"}, {"start": 3929.1800000000003, "end": 3932.1800000000003, "text": " How does it just get worse every time?"}, {"start": 3934.1800000000003, "end": 3938.1800000000003, "text": " I don't get it. How does it just get worse every time?"}, {"start": 3945.1800000000003, "end": 3947.1800000000003, "text": " I don't understand."}, {"start": 3955.1800000000003, "end": 3957.1800000000003, "text": " I just don't understand, man."}, {"start": 3958.0200000000004, "end": 3964.1600000000003, "text": " New year new pro solperture channel looks better bro me or AJ bro. You dodged an STI"}, {"start": 3966.5800000000004, "end": 3968.5800000000004, "text": " Man, I don't know just fuck LA bro"}, {"start": 3972.9, "end": 3974.9, "text": " Iceman Arab ratings"}, {"start": 3976.78, "end": 3983.82, "text": " Make them pay seven to ten make them know nine and a ten what did I miss ten and a ten bees on the table low key"}, {"start": 3983.82, "end": 3990.1000000000004, "text": " These on the table low key like 8 out of 10 national treasures 10 out of 10. I agree"}, {"start": 3991.38, "end": 3993.38, "text": " Just the fuck up 10 out of 10. I agree"}, {"start": 3994.1000000000004, "end": 3999.76, "text": " Yeah, bro chat in my opinion right now right now my opinion right now"}, {"start": 4002.34, "end": 4008.02, "text": " The top three songs this album in my opinion are national treasures Janice the fuck up and make them know my top three"}, {"start": 4008.02, "end": 4018.5, "text": " Uchi in Rainbow Six Siege, Valorant, Call of Duty or any game in the future you could"}, {"start": 4018.5, "end": 4025.82, "text": " officially be arrested. A pro esports player has just been arrested for cheating and so"}, {"start": 4025.82, "end": 4031.86, "text": " has her boyfriend the person who helped her cheat. Now this is a wild thing to me because"}, {"start": 4031.86, "end": 4037.2599999999998, "text": " if you cheat or rig games in actual sports you just get fine, you don't go to prison"}, {"start": 4037.26, "end": 4043.1800000000003, "text": " over it but now in esports you can face a prison sentence a female esports player and her boyfriend"}, {"start": 4043.1800000000003, "end": 4048.0600000000004, "text": " who helped her cheat in a tournament by playing for her instead have been sentenced to six months"}, {"start": 4048.0600000000004, "end": 4053.1800000000003, "text": " in prison now this sentence then did get shortened to three months after they both said that they"}, {"start": 4053.1800000000003, "end": 4058.7000000000003, "text": " were guilty ty court said that their action well if i go to jail for fucking cheating in a video"}, {"start": 4058.7000000000003, "end": 4062.7000000000003, "text": " game i'm probably just gonna go i'm just gonna kill someone while i'm at it so i just get you know"}, {"start": 4062.7000000000003, "end": 4064.7000000000003, "text": " You know, obviously I get a 1 bomb on him and I'm like..."}, {"start": 4065.34, "end": 4069.34, "text": " Like, I'm gonna go to jail, bro. You know, like, minus ball, 2 birds, 1 stone, no?"}, {"start": 4070.3, "end": 4072.3, "text": " Like, minus ball, MGTA, obviously."}, {"start": 4081.8, "end": 4086.7000000000003, "text": " Yeah, I think I might start Rainbow Six Siege to champion after I get a Petch Predator."}, {"start": 4092.7000000000003, "end": 4094.7000000000003, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4102.14, "end": 4108.08, "text": " Bo-chot my dream bro my dream is to get a girl that goes to the gym, bro"}, {"start": 4112.38, "end": 4114.38, "text": " Give me all your fucking money"}, {"start": 4118.860000000001, "end": 4120.860000000001, "text": " Dude you're so like my girl"}, {"start": 4122.7, "end": 4130.86, "text": " This guy in the chat, this guy in the chat said, keep dreaming, torta magnet."}, {"start": 4130.86, "end": 4135.179999999999, "text": " Bo you need to die in GTA bro, what is wrong with you?"}, {"start": 4135.179999999999, "end": 4136.94, "text": " No, no, no, I'm gonna get some water, I'm gonna wash."}, {"start": 4136.94, "end": 4137.94, "text": " I'm gonna wash."}, {"start": 4137.94, "end": 4138.94, "text": " He's gonna piss me off."}, {"start": 4138.94, "end": 4139.94, "text": " I swear to god."}, {"start": 4139.94, "end": 4140.94, "text": " Like, blah!"}, {"start": 4140.9400000000005, "end": 4141.9400000000005, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 4160.9400000000005, "end": 4162.9400000000005, "text": " Baby, please, please, baby."}, {"start": 4163.9400000000005, "end": 4166.9400000000005, "text": " Mama, mama, say, cheat me, baby."}, {"start": 4167.9400000000005, "end": 4168.9400000000005, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 4168.9400000000005, "end": 4175.3, "text": " It's like you want to look from the outside. It's like you want to go on to all these different games and you want to climb to the top"}, {"start": 4177.620000000001, "end": 4181.1, "text": " What does it mean to be the chosen one?"}, {"start": 4187.900000000001, "end": 4193.38, "text": " Like literally the best edit I've ever seen in my entire life, but like why is your name Moosteen Clips?"}, {"start": 4193.38, "end": 4198.88, "text": " Why is your name Moosteen Clips?"}, {"start": 4198.88, "end": 4203.6, "text": " Why is your profile picture me Spider-Man with a bomb outside of it?"}, {"start": 4203.6, "end": 4207.4800000000005, "text": " And why is the audio in like 360 bits?"}, {"start": 4207.4800000000005, "end": 4211.12, "text": " Mooda, your girlfriend got leached, what is this?"}, {"start": 4211.12, "end": 4216.4800000000005, "text": " Woman caught off guard by a guy with red hair who at first glance she thought was a clown."}, {"start": 4216.4800000000005, "end": 4222.4800000000005, "text": " I hate getting caught by those, bro."}, {"start": 4222.4800000000005, "end": 4227.280000000001, "text": " Muda, this is your girlfriend."}, {"start": 4227.280000000001, "end": 4229.280000000001, "text": " She got leaked."}, {"start": 4229.280000000001, "end": 4237.280000000001, "text": " I hate getting caught by those, bro."}, {"start": 4237.280000000001, "end": 4242.280000000001, "text": " Muda, this is your girlfriend."}, {"start": 4242.28, "end": 4246.08, "text": " cake didn't caught by those though. Muda, this is your girlfriend, she got"}, {"start": 4246.08, "end": 4254.0, "text": " leaked. I am Senne. I am the next Bonnie blue except I'm going to eat 1000 burgers"}, {"start": 4254.0, "end": 4267.679999999999, "text": " instead of 10. Next Bonnie blue except I'm going to eat 1000 burgers instant of man"}, {"start": 4267.68, "end": 4270.68, "text": " In 12 hours."}, {"start": 4272.68, "end": 4274.68, "text": " Bro, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 4275.68, "end": 4278.68, "text": " Mudo, what is Netanyahu doing at your place?"}, {"start": 4281.68, "end": 4283.68, "text": " How many times are we gonna, like, bro?"}, {"start": 4284.68, "end": 4287.68, "text": " Yo, how many times are we gonna, like, bro? I don't understand."}, {"start": 4288.68, "end": 4291.68, "text": " Guapo guy saw that clip. Fuck him, bro."}, {"start": 4292.68, "end": 4295.68, "text": " The strongest battlegrounds update?"}, {"start": 4295.68, "end": 4298.8, "text": " I mean, bro, this game was literally the best game back in the day, man"}, {"start": 4298.8, "end": 4301.6, "text": " I just don't play role loss anymore, bro"}, {"start": 4302.240000000001, "end": 4306.6, "text": " When I was a kid, bro, this game was actually so fun. Check pilot stream"}, {"start": 4307.4400000000005, "end": 4312.4400000000005, "text": " Bro, every time someone says check pilot stream. He has one of my girls on there"}, {"start": 4314.72, "end": 4316.72, "text": " That's how to do oh"}, {"start": 4316.8, "end": 4320.92, "text": " She's that let's have a moment like that. Thank God. It's on fucking this"}, {"start": 4325.68, "end": 4335.68, "text": " No, I don't get that. I don't play this game anymore. What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 4335.68, "end": 4346.68, "text": " I fucking hate you. I fucking hate whoever did this. Who did this? I fucking hate you,"}, {"start": 4346.68, "end": 4363.740000000001, "text": " If I can't even do it, we're listening to 30 songs with music videos, with collabs,"}, {"start": 4363.740000000001, "end": 4365.34, "text": " but it's not the album."}, {"start": 4365.34, "end": 4367.34, "text": " Say Wallahi bro!"}, {"start": 4367.34, "end": 4369.06, "text": " Say you swear to God!"}, {"start": 4369.06, "end": 4371.38, "text": " Put that on Allah bro!"}, {"start": 4371.38, "end": 4373.62, "text": " This isn't the album, it's not!"}, {"start": 4373.62, "end": 4374.62, "text": " So it's a teaser."}, {"start": 4374.62, "end": 4380.7, "text": " What is it? A porno flick? I don't even know what this is. I feel like I'm watching fucking euphoria."}, {"start": 4380.7, "end": 4387.42, "text": " I feel like I'm watching euphoria and it's just sex scenes. Where is Drake? Where's Hatline Drake?"}, {"start": 4387.98, "end": 4397.42, "text": " Where's he at? Fuck! I feel like I'm watching more of a porno than a fucking album. Fuck! He's now"}, {"start": 4397.42, "end": 4399.42, "text": " in half the Psalms!"}, {"start": 4406.42, "end": 4408.42, "text": " You found this better than this."}, {"start": 4410.42, "end": 4413.42, "text": " Oh my god, I can't escape this fucking gun."}, {"start": 4414.42, "end": 4416.42, "text": " Bro, do you guys think I'm Jewish?"}, {"start": 4416.42, "end": 4419.42, "text": " Like I'm not Jewish, bro. I'm not Jewish."}, {"start": 4421.42, "end": 4424.42, "text": " You should ask if she was saying that the mistake with you and Freddie"}, {"start": 4424.42, "end": 4428.66, "text": " But he's playing with Burbina and Timmy to get a rookie to president you he will probably"}, {"start": 4429.22, "end": 4433.72, "text": " He is probably live as you see this. I don't think we need that much help, bro"}, {"start": 4433.72, "end": 4439.12, "text": " I celebrate Hanukkah dated Rihanna come girl fighting Israel mama from Canada daddy from Africa both of that"}, {"start": 4439.12, "end": 4441.12, "text": " Forza your Jewish and black and yellow"}, {"start": 4445.66, "end": 4452.78, "text": " I celebrate Hanukkah dated Rihanna come girl fighting Israel mama from Canada daddy from Africa both of that forza your Jewish and black and yellow"}, {"start": 4452.78, "end": 4456.78, "text": " He looked like this when he did in Rihanna?"}, {"start": 4458.78, "end": 4463.78, "text": " Your goat, by the way. No way bro, he said the thing, I'm crying."}, {"start": 4474.78, "end": 4476.78, "text": " What is wrong with you?"}, {"start": 4479.78, "end": 4481.78, "text": " I want to live, I want to live."}, {"start": 4481.78, "end": 4486.46, "text": " Why just open it bro, just open it bro. You're so stupid"}, {"start": 4495.099999999999, "end": 4497.099999999999, "text": " Okay, don't open it"}, {"start": 4511.78, "end": 4514.9, "text": " But even Drake references Muda, I'm so confused, I don't get it."}, {"start": 4520.9, "end": 4523.219999999999, "text": " Because of the nose, you fucking retard, fuck you."}, {"start": 4525.54, "end": 4526.66, "text": " Fuckin' hate you, bro."}, {"start": 4532.98, "end": 4536.179999999999, "text": " Gimpsie has officially streamed every day on Twitch for the past 500 consecutive days"}, {"start": 4536.179999999999, "end": 4538.0199999999995, "text": " of his currently on track to become streamer of the year."}, {"start": 4539.3, "end": 4541.3, "text": " What do you mean the difference between him and you, bro?"}, {"start": 4541.3, "end": 4543.5, "text": " Like what do you mean? Okay, yes, he's the goat, bro."}, {"start": 4543.900000000001, "end": 4545.400000000001, "text": " Bro, bro."}, {"start": 4546.2, "end": 4548.2, "text": " You act like I take days off."}, {"start": 4548.2, "end": 4549.5, "text": " I don't take days off."}, {"start": 4571.3, "end": 4573.3, "text": " You're a fake."}, {"start": 4573.3, "end": 4574.3, "text": " You're a real bastard!"}, {"start": 4574.3, "end": 4575.3, "text": " That's right!"}, {"start": 4575.3, "end": 4576.3, "text": " You're a real bastard!"}, {"start": 4576.3, "end": 4577.3, "text": " Jung Hyuk."}, {"start": 4577.3, "end": 4579.3, "text": " You're a fake."}, {"start": 4579.3, "end": 4581.3, "text": " Hey, that's a fake."}, {"start": 4581.3, "end": 4584.3, "text": " We're being a fan."}, {"start": 4584.3, "end": 4585.3, "text": " We're just..."}, {"start": 4585.3, "end": 4586.3, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 4586.3, "end": 4587.3, "text": " No, that's a fake!"}, {"start": 4587.3, "end": 4588.3, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 4588.3, "end": 4589.3, "text": " Why did you say that?"}, {"start": 4590.3, "end": 4591.3, "text": " That's me, a fake."}, {"start": 4595.3, "end": 4597.3, "text": " You're a fake."}, {"start": 4597.3, "end": 4601.4400000000005, "text": " No, how much orders figure actually have"}, {"start": 4601.4400000000005, "end": 4607.2, "text": " Is it really that crazy? Does he actually have that much fucking aura? What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4607.76, "end": 4610.4400000000005, "text": " Let me see bro. It's a little bit late"}, {"start": 4611.76, "end": 4613.76, "text": " It's a little bit late"}, {"start": 4614.0, "end": 4615.4800000000005, "text": " No"}, {"start": 4615.4800000000005, "end": 4618.4800000000005, "text": " What do you mean Zane? It's a little bit late, bro"}, {"start": 4619.68, "end": 4621.68, "text": " What do you mean? It's a little bit late"}, {"start": 4624.72, "end": 4626.8, "text": " What do you mean it's a little late, bro"}, {"start": 4627.3, "end": 4634.3, "text": " Zane is too tired to play Apex Grind?"}, {"start": 4634.3, "end": 4639.3, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4639.3, "end": 4649.3, "text": " Oh, do we just do a League of Legends today after Valorant?"}, {"start": 4649.3, "end": 4651.820000000001, "text": " No, I am not solo-cuing."}, {"start": 4651.820000000001, "end": 4653.820000000001, "text": " I am not solo-cuing."}, {"start": 4653.82, "end": 4655.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4659.54, "end": 4661.54, "text": " Will not be solo queueing bro"}, {"start": 4663.179999999999, "end": 4665.98, "text": " Yes, do league I mean chat house is not even"}, {"start": 4666.66, "end": 4668.34, "text": " fade"}, {"start": 4668.34, "end": 4669.74, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 4669.74, "end": 4671.74, "text": " Bro Zane you almost"}, {"start": 4672.42, "end": 4674.42, "text": " Made me call fade bro"}, {"start": 4674.82, "end": 4681.88, "text": " Wait a lot. You almost made me call fade, bro. Well, it's going on bro. I need you bro. I need you"}, {"start": 4683.82, "end": 4689.82, "text": " But it's not even a lot of times it over there, bro. It's like it's almost 12, bro"}, {"start": 4694.58, "end": 4698.82, "text": " Bro, I had one hour of sleep up there it screams, but I'm down bro"}, {"start": 4698.82, "end": 4702.88, "text": " I'm down gonna get diamond and then we can call it. Yes. I'm down to get diamond"}, {"start": 4706.0199999999995, "end": 4710.78, "text": " I'm fucking down brother. Let's do it. Fuck it. Yeah, I'm down"}, {"start": 4710.78, "end": 4716.78, "text": " Alright bro, get on, get on, get on, get on, get on, get on, get on, get on, get on."}, {"start": 4716.78, "end": 4718.78, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 4718.78, "end": 4723.78, "text": " Alright, W. Alright Chat, now do we play Valorant for like an hour or two and then play with"}, {"start": 4723.78, "end": 4724.78, "text": " him?"}, {"start": 4724.78, "end": 4725.78, "text": " What do we do?"}, {"start": 4725.78, "end": 4728.78, "text": " Chat, do we play for like an hour or two on Valorant and then play with him?"}, {"start": 4728.78, "end": 4732.78, "text": " What do we do?"}, {"start": 4732.78, "end": 4735.78, "text": " Don't make him wait you fucking Jew."}, {"start": 4735.78, "end": 4737.78, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 4737.78, "end": 4739.78, "text": " Three hours intro."}, {"start": 4739.78, "end": 4744.3, "text": " 3-hour intro wait I've been like for three hours. No, I have not it's been like an hour max"}, {"start": 4744.3, "end": 4747.7, "text": " No, it's not been three hours. We need three hour intro"}, {"start": 4748.78, "end": 4750.78, "text": " It's been like an hour max. No"}, {"start": 4752.98, "end": 4755.179999999999, "text": " Hour and a half bro, that's insane"}, {"start": 4756.7, "end": 4762.7, "text": " What the fuck you're a trippin boy because I thought we're gonna go check a beat bro. I need you guys"}, {"start": 4769.78, "end": 4791.179999999999, "text": " Alright, let me just sit my ass down though, anyway, okay listen, listen, listen, listen."}, {"start": 4791.179999999999, "end": 4797.5, "text": " What I was saying, what I was saying, how is your chat move faster on 3,000 viewers than"}, {"start": 4797.5, "end": 4799.5, "text": " Burt peanuts 30,000 viewers"}, {"start": 4799.98, "end": 4803.18, "text": " Play some Val and we get you diamond in a little bit"}, {"start": 4803.78, "end": 4808.3, "text": " Wait, Zane you wait Zane Zane. Do you want me to you wait Zane? You don't want me to hop on now?"}, {"start": 4809.86, "end": 4811.86, "text": " Why not now?"}, {"start": 4812.42, "end": 4819.06, "text": " Measure your what the fuck you know actually actually wait check do y'all want Val now or apex legends diamond now"}, {"start": 4819.06, "end": 4825.02, "text": " What do y'all want first do y'all want diamond for a game or do y'all want valorant for a game or two and then apex or apex now"}, {"start": 4825.02, "end": 4827.02, "text": " What do y'all want bro? What do y'all want, bro?"}, {"start": 4827.5, "end": 4829.5, "text": " What do y'all want bro?"}, {"start": 4829.5, "end": 4837.98, "text": " What do y'all want man? Mods run a poll whatever happens on poll will do. Alright, we'll just do that. Mods run a poll. Also, yo, listen"}, {"start": 4837.98, "end": 4841.78, "text": " Chet, I didn't know beds were important, bro. Are beds important?"}, {"start": 4842.46, "end": 4845.82, "text": " Chet, where beds are beds really that important?"}, {"start": 4846.42, "end": 4850.46, "text": " Because bro this entire time I was running this entire time"}, {"start": 4850.46, "end": 4856.1, "text": " I was sleeping on like a five six hundred dollar mattress from Costco like a full five hundred dollar match"}, {"start": 4856.1, "end": 4858.1, "text": " I've got a date right now"}, {"start": 4859.740000000001, "end": 4864.1, "text": " Zane, how do you have a date right now? Okay, Zane are you gonna get on like an hour or two?"}, {"start": 4864.9400000000005, "end": 4866.9400000000005, "text": " Zane are you gonna get on in like an hour or two?"}, {"start": 4871.660000000001, "end": 4879.26, "text": " Two hours Zane you're gonna be fucking for two hours you fucking horny fuck in two hours"}, {"start": 4879.26, "end": 4881.26, "text": " But I don't know if I could do that, bro"}, {"start": 4886.1, "end": 4888.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4890.740000000001, "end": 4892.740000000001, "text": " Have to go to the gym I"}, {"start": 4893.3, "end": 4898.4800000000005, "text": " Could do one hour. I could do one hour. I need to go to the gym. That's why"}, {"start": 4901.26, "end": 4905.1, "text": " Drake doesn't know you but what do you mean Drake does know me fucking stupid bro"}, {"start": 4905.860000000001, "end": 4907.860000000001, "text": " That's cold one hour"}, {"start": 4908.620000000001, "end": 4914.54, "text": " See you then okay one hour chat one hour, bro one hour one hour one hour one hour"}, {"start": 4914.54, "end": 4917.18, "text": " What do we do for one hour about the rent a"}, {"start": 4920.34, "end": 4922.6, "text": " Chat by the rent a for one hour by the rent a"}, {"start": 4923.38, "end": 4927.5, "text": " But the rent a for one hour, but also if you guys could tell me bro if I"}, {"start": 4929.38, "end": 4931.9, "text": " Was also see so what's always says a wow?"}, {"start": 4932.46, "end": 4934.3, "text": " Dozee doze out so"}, {"start": 4934.7, "end": 4937.46, "text": " More than we call hamster or cook chat"}, {"start": 4937.46, "end": 4945.42, "text": " Yo wait, chat, this is my thing bro, this is my like little like kind of my thing."}, {"start": 4945.42, "end": 4946.74, "text": " Y'all know that I'm a gamer right?"}, {"start": 4946.74, "end": 4952.3, "text": " I'm a gamer bro, like I'm a gamer, but I really do need to find a house in a bit bro because"}, {"start": 4952.3, "end": 4961.54, "text": " um chat y'all know that I don't have um like I don't have a house."}, {"start": 4961.54, "end": 4966.66, "text": " Like chat I don't have a house and in two weeks I need to move out in two weeks."}, {"start": 4966.66, "end": 4969.3, "text": " I need to move out in two weeks, bro."}, {"start": 4969.3, "end": 4971.099999999999, "text": " I need to move out in two weeks."}, {"start": 4972.04, "end": 4973.76, "text": " So I need to find a house."}, {"start": 4974.66, "end": 4976.66, "text": " Just rent a basement out for now."}, {"start": 4976.66, "end": 4978.66, "text": " Yeah, bro, let me just rent a basement out for now."}, {"start": 4978.66, "end": 4981.16, "text": " Do you think I'm like some type of dungeon dweller?"}, {"start": 4993.9, "end": 4995.2, "text": " What is your necklace like?"}, {"start": 4996.66, "end": 5004.26, "text": " I think it's 17 homeless IRL streams."}, {"start": 5004.26, "end": 5005.3, "text": " Yo, what are you guys talking about?"}, {"start": 5005.3, "end": 5007.46, "text": " Chad, did you guys enjoy gaming streams, bro?"}, {"start": 5007.46, "end": 5010.22, "text": " Or do y'all like my IRL slash desktop streams?"}, {"start": 5010.22, "end": 5011.42, "text": " Or do y'all like my gaming streams?"}, {"start": 5017.54, "end": 5018.54, "text": " Both."}, {"start": 5018.54, "end": 5019.46, "text": " W, bro."}, {"start": 5019.46, "end": 5019.94, "text": " IRL."}, {"start": 5026.66, "end": 5034.76, "text": " a little bit more IRL would be nice well I mean I guess that's why we do those"}, {"start": 5034.76, "end": 5042.46, "text": " like I guess that's why we do those like China marathons and Japan marathons"}, {"start": 5042.46, "end": 5054.58, "text": " and shit like that I can't wait to go to I can't wait to go to China and get"}, {"start": 5054.58, "end": 5061.58, "text": " radiant bro and valor and chat low-key bro if the legal legends blows up and it"}, {"start": 5061.58, "end": 5066.1, "text": " does really good and I get challenger and like eight months to a year and it"}, {"start": 5066.1, "end": 5072.38, "text": " does really good well maybe we start a challenger around the world maybe we"}, {"start": 5072.38, "end": 5077.26, "text": " start a challenger around the world IRL stream bro"}, {"start": 5084.58, "end": 5093.04, "text": " that's ambitious why would even pipe down both I don't think you guys"}, {"start": 5093.04, "end": 5101.84, "text": " understand bro I am a gamer I was born a gamer I I am going to be the best"}, {"start": 5101.84, "end": 5106.76, "text": " gamer on earth I am the best game on earth but I will become the best game"}, {"start": 5106.76, "end": 5111.28, "text": " on earth on paper I'm gonna get great I'm gonna get valor and radiant every"}, {"start": 5111.28, "end": 5113.84, "text": " every single world, every single continent, every single where"}, {"start": 5113.84, "end": 5115.84, "text": " then I'm gonna get challenger everywhere"}, {"start": 5115.84, "end": 5118.34, "text": " then I'm gonna get, what's the next game after that?"}, {"start": 5118.34, "end": 5120.34, "text": " I don't even fucking know"}, {"start": 5123.34, "end": 5125.84, "text": " So what are the top three games that we should get?"}, {"start": 5126.84, "end": 5130.84, "text": " What is like, what is like, what is like games we should get around the world?"}, {"start": 5130.84, "end": 5132.84, "text": " Like the top ranking around the world"}, {"start": 5132.84, "end": 5133.84, "text": " You're still ugly"}, {"start": 5133.84, "end": 5135.84, "text": " Bar, I'm not ugly brother, good"}, {"start": 5135.84, "end": 5136.34, "text": " Stop"}, {"start": 5136.34, "end": 5138.34, "text": " Valorant's"}, {"start": 5138.34, "end": 5140.34, "text": " League of Legends"}, {"start": 5140.34, "end": 5141.68, "text": " I don't know what I don't know."}, {"start": 5141.68, "end": 5143.84, "text": " What if I can say to Roleblocks?"}, {"start": 5143.84, "end": 5146.32, "text": " If you guys said Roleblocks, bro."}, {"start": 5146.32, "end": 5162.02, "text": " A master in Korea is Challenger NA."}, {"start": 5162.02, "end": 5166.68, "text": " A master in Korea is Challenger NA."}, {"start": 5166.68, "end": 5168.9400000000005, "text": " Is that true?"}, {"start": 5168.9400000000005, "end": 5170.9400000000005, "text": " Why always competitive games?"}, {"start": 5170.9400000000005, "end": 5172.9400000000005, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 5172.9400000000005, "end": 5174.9400000000005, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5176.9400000000005, "end": 5178.9400000000005, "text": " I'm a- I'm a- I'm a- I don't know."}, {"start": 5179.9400000000005, "end": 5181.9400000000005, "text": " Loki, my next- I told this before."}, {"start": 5181.9400000000005, "end": 5182.9400000000005, "text": " My next story mode-"}, {"start": 5182.9400000000005, "end": 5184.9400000000005, "text": " My next story mode, Muradon,"}, {"start": 5184.9400000000005, "end": 5186.9400000000005, "text": " is gonna be God of War."}, {"start": 5186.9400000000005, "end": 5188.9400000000005, "text": " Where is he going?"}, {"start": 5190.9400000000005, "end": 5192.9400000000005, "text": " Well, I don't know what that is, bro."}, {"start": 5192.9400000000005, "end": 5194.9400000000005, "text": " I already got too much shit on my plate."}, {"start": 5194.9400000000005, "end": 5196.9400000000005, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 5200.780000000001, "end": 5202.780000000001, "text": " What about last of us already did it"}, {"start": 5203.9400000000005, "end": 5207.42, "text": " I already did it bro. I already did it bro. I already did it bro"}, {"start": 5209.06, "end": 5212.780000000001, "text": " Hey Siri message Drake and tell him w album"}, {"start": 5217.700000000001, "end": 5223.14, "text": " Okay, but every time I say Drake a bro is Drake like secretly jinxing I don't understand"}, {"start": 5223.14, "end": 5227.14, "text": " Like every time I ask Siri to message Drake, it goes to Jinxie."}, {"start": 5227.14, "end": 5230.14, "text": " I don't understand, bro. I don't understand."}, {"start": 5242.14, "end": 5245.14, "text": " Nightman, baby, why are you so cold?"}, {"start": 5245.14, "end": 5248.14, "text": " I need a new mousepad, bro. I have like coffee stains all over my mousepad."}, {"start": 5283.14, "end": 5285.14, "text": " I'm watered."}, {"start": 5285.14, "end": 5287.14, "text": " Take the go-go, Slarkson!"}, {"start": 5287.14, "end": 5289.14, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5289.14, "end": 5291.14, "text": " Slarkson."}, {"start": 5293.14, "end": 5295.14, "text": " Two, two, two, come on."}, {"start": 5299.14, "end": 5301.14, "text": " Target down."}, {"start": 5301.14, "end": 5303.14, "text": " Slarkson sight."}, {"start": 5303.14, "end": 5305.14, "text": " No peeking."}, {"start": 5305.14, "end": 5307.14, "text": " Slash player standing."}, {"start": 5307.14, "end": 5309.14, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 5313.14, "end": 5328.780000000001, "text": " There was a 1v1 the chamber remade."}, {"start": 5328.780000000001, "end": 5331.660000000001, "text": " The chamber remade."}, {"start": 5331.660000000001, "end": 5334.660000000001, "text": " Fuck, bro."}, {"start": 5334.66, "end": 5338.9, "text": " Fuck, bro."}, {"start": 5338.9, "end": 5342.4, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 5342.4, "end": 5349.54, "text": " I'm so confused."}, {"start": 5349.54, "end": 5354.34, "text": " This game is so dead, it's dead, I mean 100% is dead, bro."}, {"start": 5354.34, "end": 5359.42, "text": " Chat, what do you guys think they have to do to like, res Valorant into the like once"}, {"start": 5359.42, "end": 5362.58, "text": " that, like in once the game how it was, once."}, {"start": 5362.58, "end": 5366.58, "text": " Like, do you guys think Valorant, like, what do you guys think is a bigger game right now?"}, {"start": 5366.58, "end": 5368.58, "text": " Valorant or Siege?"}, {"start": 5398.58, "end": 5412.04, "text": " you know I don't know I feel like it's just weird like I don't know maybe a"}, {"start": 5412.04, "end": 5417.92, "text": " cold like Loki inflated everyone bro but boo like I feel like gaming and it's"}, {"start": 5417.92, "end": 5421.0, "text": " not even that I don't enjoy gaming I just feel like every game is dead now"}, {"start": 5421.0, "end": 5425.5199999999995, "text": " I feel like back guys are gonna walk in now I feel like back in the day gaming"}, {"start": 5425.52, "end": 5430.400000000001, "text": " was like way bigger so maybe I'm trippin like I don't know maybe I'm trippin"}, {"start": 5430.400000000001, "end": 5434.56, "text": " like why I remember siege I remember playing siege on console when it first"}, {"start": 5434.56, "end": 5438.88, "text": " came out and it was so big I remember playing Valorant when it was so big I"}, {"start": 5438.88, "end": 5447.080000000001, "text": " remember playing um I remember playing um I need to turn off rapid trigger on this"}, {"start": 5447.08, "end": 5449.08, "text": " and this"}, {"start": 5457.08, "end": 5463.86, "text": " So I love him for night is for night they killed for night bro, but they deserve that they fucking they're so steeper"}, {"start": 5464.08, "end": 5466.08, "text": " It's for my still big chap"}, {"start": 5470.12, "end": 5472.12, "text": " Yo, what's for you guys"}, {"start": 5507.08, "end": 5536.08, "text": " I think gaming is dying due to phase disbanding."}, {"start": 5536.08, "end": 5538.08, "text": " No, I don't think so"}, {"start": 5538.6, "end": 5543.84, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, so well, I know gt6 is gonna be a big game. I"}, {"start": 5545.68, "end": 5549.08, "text": " Mean bro, it's just like Call of Duty 2 Call of Duty is dead"}, {"start": 5549.08, "end": 5555.72, "text": " No, well check y'all remember like buying a new call of duty every year because it was just such a good game and every game was so good"}, {"start": 5557.0, "end": 5560.6, "text": " But like now call of duty is kind of like I don't I can't remember the last time I bought a car"}, {"start": 5560.6, "end": 5568.120000000001, "text": " like I don't even buy the new cards anymore they're just fucking dead they're"}, {"start": 5568.120000000001, "end": 5570.68, "text": " so shit"}, {"start": 5574.8, "end": 5586.280000000001, "text": " bring them down like Cold War and W-19 was like the last good cause it's my"}, {"start": 5586.28, "end": 5588.28, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 5588.28, "end": 5590.28, "text": " I'm firing at the site."}, {"start": 5590.28, "end": 5592.28, "text": " Spike down A."}, {"start": 5592.28, "end": 5594.28, "text": " One main. One main. One main."}, {"start": 5602.28, "end": 5604.28, "text": " One more main. One more main. Two main."}, {"start": 5606.28, "end": 5608.28, "text": " Double smoked wall dance."}, {"start": 5608.28, "end": 5610.28, "text": " Speak faster."}, {"start": 5610.28, "end": 5638.04, "text": " oh my god cold war was the end of god in my opinion yeah i i think so too lowkey"}, {"start": 5638.04, "end": 5640.04, "text": " Yeah, I"}, {"start": 5640.38, "end": 5643.56, "text": " Mw4 is hyped. What do you mean bottom up for four more for four is a thing?"}, {"start": 5645.16, "end": 5647.16, "text": " Model for four is a thing"}, {"start": 5648.28, "end": 5651.78, "text": " Yo, oh, it's a new game. That's a new game. Yo"}, {"start": 5652.92, "end": 5655.64, "text": " Never announced it. You guys are gonna stop using this for about"}, {"start": 5657.88, "end": 5661.96, "text": " What they are to do a trailer that they are to do a trailer"}, {"start": 5661.96, "end": 5663.96, "text": " We're talking"}, {"start": 5665.2, "end": 5667.6, "text": " What was everyone's last favorite game"}, {"start": 5691.96, "end": 5693.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5705.72, "end": 5713.22, "text": " Someone said split gate what the fuck are you stupid drop this guy's dead see the gate, bro"}, {"start": 5716.52, "end": 5718.52, "text": " Little fuck said split gate"}, {"start": 5721.96, "end": 5728.2, "text": " No, I'm not gonna lie though chat. I'm not gonna lie though splitgate one not to"}, {"start": 5728.6, "end": 5734.34, "text": " Splitgate one for the first one week guys. Tell me did y'all not think that game was gonna be a game of the year for a second"}, {"start": 5736.68, "end": 5739.44, "text": " For a second bro like the job"}, {"start": 5741.4800000000005, "end": 5745.76, "text": " Well, I really want to work at riot to make the comp seem more dynamic"}, {"start": 5746.08, "end": 5750.0, "text": " Balanced and fun and introduce a new mode for competitive play"}, {"start": 5750.0, "end": 5755.0, "text": " I mean, the only way this fits this game is, I don't even know what they got to do, bro."}, {"start": 5757.0, "end": 5760.0, "text": " First of all, they got to get these retards off my team."}, {"start": 5767.0, "end": 5768.0, "text": " I'm outta here!"}, {"start": 5769.0, "end": 5770.0, "text": " Run here!"}, {"start": 5778.0, "end": 5779.0, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 5780.0, "end": 5788.8, "text": " you guys can run bro please holy fuck just want to come"}, {"start": 5788.8, "end": 5804.56, "text": " here one thousand one thousand one thousand one enemy remaining"}, {"start": 5804.56, "end": 5809.88, "text": " I can't wait to try my new bed bro do beds really matter it comes in three"}, {"start": 5809.88, "end": 5817.08, "text": " weeks, but Chad, do beds really matter? Like, will I notice a difference? Am I gonna like"}, {"start": 5817.64, "end": 5821.64, "text": " get better sleep quality out of a bed?"}, {"start": 5826.68, "end": 5829.400000000001, "text": " I kind of like what we're doing here, you know? What are we doing?"}, {"start": 5829.400000000001, "end": 5831.88, "text": " That's surprising them. Like, they can't hear us."}, {"start": 5831.88, "end": 5832.68, "text": " We know what we're doing."}, {"start": 5832.68, "end": 5836.28, "text": " Have you not slept in a hotel like an insanely bed? No, not really."}, {"start": 5836.28, "end": 5838.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5840.24, "end": 5842.24, "text": " Really never ever like go to hotels"}, {"start": 5854.5199999999995, "end": 5856.5199999999995, "text": " I'm excited to sleep on my new bed"}, {"start": 5866.28, "end": 5868.28, "text": " Christ, you're fear!"}, {"start": 5875.28, "end": 5877.28, "text": " One enemy remaining."}, {"start": 5890.28, "end": 5892.28, "text": " Rarely with the 14 months, I love you, God bless you."}, {"start": 5892.28, "end": 5901.28, "text": " If you get a bag sweetened you can make a huge difference in sleep quality but get an earlier night and earlier wake up too would also help."}, {"start": 5901.28, "end": 5908.28, "text": " You stream way too late? Well no today is just late bro because I did a 12 hour stream yesterday. It was like literally impossible."}, {"start": 5908.28, "end": 5917.28, "text": " Like my old bed was like $500 and it was from Costco and it came out of a box that was like squished in."}, {"start": 5917.28, "end": 5919.28, "text": " and"}, {"start": 5921.5599999999995, "end": 5925.96, "text": " We'll sit down get a waterbed fuck is a waterbed"}, {"start": 5929.92, "end": 5934.92, "text": " You get work you don't make a man. What the fuck is a waterbed chat? Yeah, they made space"}, {"start": 5947.28, "end": 5960.48, "text": " One enemy remaining, flawless."}, {"start": 5960.48, "end": 5962.5599999999995, "text": " A bed that's filled with water?"}, {"start": 5962.5599999999995, "end": 5966.2, "text": " Why would you want to get a water bed?"}, {"start": 5966.2, "end": 5975.84, "text": " It sounds cool though, it sounds cool like sleep on water."}, {"start": 5975.84, "end": 5980.84, "text": " They were popular in the 80s and 90s, no one does it now."}, {"start": 5980.84, "end": 5981.84, "text": " You guys got naked ops?"}, {"start": 5981.84, "end": 5982.84, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 5982.84, "end": 5983.84, "text": " You chambered?"}, {"start": 5983.84, "end": 5984.84, "text": " You think he's going to bottom up?"}, {"start": 5984.84, "end": 5985.84, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 5985.84, "end": 5988.84, "text": " What if it pops one day and you wake up drowning?"}, {"start": 5988.84, "end": 5990.84, "text": " Let's take what they have."}, {"start": 5990.84, "end": 5999.84, "text": " What if it pops another night and you drown?"}, {"start": 5999.84, "end": 6020.0, "text": " I was a bad re-swing man, that was such a bad re-swing from me bro."}, {"start": 6020.0, "end": 6021.0, "text": " Re-swing man."}, {"start": 6021.0, "end": 6022.0, "text": " It's three, three, three."}, {"start": 6022.0, "end": 6023.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6023.0, "end": 6039.28, "text": " the rest is you drowned the reward is to get a good night's sleep what the fuck"}, {"start": 6039.28, "end": 6054.84, "text": " is that high-risk low-reward ass fuck I got you here yeah I'm under each huh"}, {"start": 6054.84, "end": 6059.28, "text": " imagine the recoil from the water bed while you're giving a girl back shots"}, {"start": 6059.28, "end": 6064.28, "text": " though. What the fuck, Mark?"}, {"start": 6075.28, "end": 6077.28, "text": " This is like on..."}, {"start": 6077.28, "end": 6079.28, "text": " It was on the ground, I'm not even sure what it was."}, {"start": 6089.28, "end": 6091.28, "text": " My ult's ready!"}, {"start": 6098.8, "end": 6100.8, "text": " Bro, hold everything please. Just hold underneath me."}, {"start": 6102.48, "end": 6104.48, "text": " Come on, walk out."}, {"start": 6111.92, "end": 6113.92, "text": " Is it both?"}, {"start": 6114.32, "end": 6117.2, "text": " One enemy remaining. Last player standing."}, {"start": 6119.28, "end": 6121.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6129.96, "end": 6136.5, "text": " Someone said F1 F1, I'm not playing apex what the fuck what do you mean F1 you retarded"}, {"start": 6138.04, "end": 6143.9, "text": " Sleep is so overrated. No no chat. Well, can someone help me bro, bro"}, {"start": 6144.28, "end": 6146.28, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 6146.28, "end": 6148.28, "text": " Sorry, but I need..."}, {"start": 6148.28, "end": 6152.28, "text": " No, I need KJ to let me buy."}, {"start": 6152.28, "end": 6154.28, "text": " Oh, KJ, do you want to sell?"}, {"start": 6154.28, "end": 6156.28, "text": " You say you say, okay."}, {"start": 6161.28, "end": 6164.28, "text": " Jepo, can someone help me roll?"}, {"start": 6164.28, "end": 6167.28, "text": " I wake up in the middle of the night sometimes."}, {"start": 6167.28, "end": 6170.28, "text": " Not sometimes, all the time, bro."}, {"start": 6171.28, "end": 6175.28, "text": " Is that because I have a bad head, or is that just my body?"}, {"start": 6176.28, "end": 6178.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6179.139999999999, "end": 6181.639999999999, "text": " Waked up like once or twice every night"}, {"start": 6189.24, "end": 6191.24, "text": " It might be"}, {"start": 6206.28, "end": 6223.599999999999, "text": " It doesn't always happen, yes, but recently I started drinking caffeine every day, and"}, {"start": 6223.599999999999, "end": 6224.599999999999, "text": " I also have an ADHD."}, {"start": 6224.599999999999, "end": 6229.5199999999995, "text": " It's because somehow you aren't getting enough air even though you have that big ass nose."}, {"start": 6229.5199999999995, "end": 6232.679999999999, "text": " It also might be that, maybe, like chat."}, {"start": 6232.68, "end": 6236.06, "text": " Is it normal that when I breathe in from my nose, it closes like this?"}, {"start": 6236.06, "end": 6237.56, "text": " Chamber walked up the last time."}, {"start": 6238.4400000000005, "end": 6239.400000000001, "text": " I can buy you KJ."}, {"start": 6239.400000000001, "end": 6240.8, "text": " You're gonna buy me a shotgun."}, {"start": 6241.400000000001, "end": 6243.64, "text": " Is that normal? Like actually all trolls aside."}, {"start": 6244.4400000000005, "end": 6244.9400000000005, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6247.240000000001, "end": 6248.4400000000005, "text": " Is this supposed to do that?"}, {"start": 6251.64, "end": 6253.400000000001, "text": " I guess same thing. We go B, split."}, {"start": 6257.08, "end": 6258.6, "text": " I can't breathe!"}, {"start": 6262.68, "end": 6264.68, "text": " I'm here!"}, {"start": 6264.68, "end": 6265.68, "text": " Get up!"}, {"start": 6265.68, "end": 6266.68, "text": " My ult's ready!"}, {"start": 6268.68, "end": 6269.68, "text": " Lucky sight!"}, {"start": 6269.68, "end": 6270.68, "text": " Shocking!"}, {"start": 6271.68, "end": 6272.68, "text": " Where are you?"}, {"start": 6273.68, "end": 6274.68, "text": " Here we go!"}, {"start": 6274.68, "end": 6275.68, "text": " Die here!"}, {"start": 6277.68, "end": 6278.68, "text": " Run away in heaven."}, {"start": 6285.68, "end": 6289.68, "text": " Please don't do that I almost suffocated you are stealing my air."}, {"start": 6289.68, "end": 6292.4400000000005, "text": " They're all fucking... Yeah, they're all spawned, bruh."}, {"start": 6293.22, "end": 6293.72, "text": " Oh..."}, {"start": 6294.22, "end": 6295.02, "text": " Yeah, he's not there."}, {"start": 6306.400000000001, "end": 6306.900000000001, "text": " God."}, {"start": 6306.900000000001, "end": 6313.900000000001, "text": " Switching sides."}, {"start": 6313.900000000001, "end": 6320.06, "text": " I need those magnet nose strips."}, {"start": 6320.06, "end": 6322.02, "text": " Why CDs like fucking ads?"}, {"start": 6322.02, "end": 6326.620000000001, "text": " They'll be like having trouble sleeping."}, {"start": 6326.620000000001, "end": 6331.700000000001, "text": " And the guy's nose opens up as much as a fucking like a fucking bro."}, {"start": 6331.700000000001, "end": 6333.420000000001, "text": " That is so fucking advertising."}, {"start": 6333.420000000001, "end": 6336.06, "text": " Bro, get the fuck out of here."}, {"start": 6336.06, "end": 6341.860000000001, "text": " guys like really put the and then the guys knows is like like boy that is so"}, {"start": 6341.860000000001, "end": 6349.22, "text": " my ass no it's just like a double barrel shotgun like literally domain"}, {"start": 6349.22, "end": 6353.54, "text": " expansion like bro get the fuck out of here that is not how it works"}, {"start": 6366.06, "end": 6378.06, "text": " if you open all there's any more of the oxygen on earth will be down to 0% and everyone would die"}, {"start": 6426.06, "end": 6445.46, "text": " Yeah, but like y'all see how Ron takes days off sometimes am I allowed to do that like"}, {"start": 6445.46, "end": 6452.580000000001, "text": " like you know like me and Ron ended last night at like 3am I did a 12 hour stream am I allowed"}, {"start": 6452.58, "end": 6461.64, "text": " to take a day off sometimes like you know no you are our slaves like how does"}, {"start": 6461.64, "end": 6464.18, "text": " that even work"}, {"start": 6464.18, "end": 6477.38, "text": " Where are you?"}, {"start": 6477.38, "end": 6481.9400000000005, "text": " Iceman baby why you so cold?"}, {"start": 6481.9400000000005, "end": 6488.18, "text": " Enemy spotted!"}, {"start": 6488.18, "end": 6490.18, "text": " Spike planted!"}, {"start": 6490.18, "end": 6493.18, "text": " Holy fucking smokes bro!"}, {"start": 6493.18, "end": 6495.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6509.34, "end": 6514.6, "text": " Yo y'all might be the best team that doesn't call I've ever had in my entire fucking life"}, {"start": 6523.18, "end": 6530.72, "text": " if you have a judge in somebody anybody ever no I don't please if Jinxie"}, {"start": 6530.72, "end": 6535.0, "text": " streamed 500 days in a row to stream a thousand days in a row I wish I could"}, {"start": 6535.0, "end": 6540.72, "text": " give it to you I have both okay I have everything every single"}, {"start": 6540.72, "end": 6544.200000000001, "text": " guardian spawn by the way someone like isn't buying anything it's just sitting"}, {"start": 6544.200000000001, "end": 6552.96, "text": " here I'm by it okay buddy hold on now but"}, {"start": 6553.18, "end": 6563.18, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but"}, {"start": 6563.18, "end": 6565.18, "text": " Bring them down"}, {"start": 6574.38, "end": 6576.38, "text": " Fuck much"}, {"start": 6593.18, "end": 6596.18, "text": " One enemy remaining."}, {"start": 6596.18, "end": 6598.18, "text": " Like, there you are, you shit."}, {"start": 6601.18, "end": 6604.18, "text": " One dream ends, another begins."}, {"start": 6605.18, "end": 6606.18, "text": " There!"}, {"start": 6623.18, "end": 6630.06, "text": " this is gonna be fun what's good that's daddy"}, {"start": 6630.06, "end": 6632.06, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 6642.42, "end": 6647.9400000000005, "text": " No me on I killed you pedophile. I killed him"}, {"start": 6647.9400000000005, "end": 6648.9400000000005, "text": " To the R.R.A.C.C.A."}, {"start": 6648.9400000000005, "end": 6649.9400000000005, "text": " See."}, {"start": 6657.9400000000005, "end": 6660.9400000000005, "text": " This guy sat on an angle to judge and let both of us die!"}, {"start": 6664.9400000000005, "end": 6666.9400000000005, "text": " Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him!"}, {"start": 6666.9400000000005, "end": 6668.9400000000005, "text": " I'm fucking him!"}, {"start": 6668.9400000000005, "end": 6670.9400000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6675.660000000001, "end": 6678.22, "text": " Really nerf me on the lab they didn't nerf her"}, {"start": 6686.580000000001, "end": 6692.18, "text": " Bochal I'm getting sick of my meal preps like I you know how I've been like using the same meal preps for a year straight"}, {"start": 6692.540000000001, "end": 6695.660000000001, "text": " Think they go B. I got sick of it, bro. I need to get a new company"}, {"start": 6695.66, "end": 6697.66, "text": " Y'all know like a good meal prep company"}, {"start": 6725.66, "end": 6727.66, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 6731.5, "end": 6733.5, "text": " Like planted"}, {"start": 6742.74, "end": 6744.74, "text": " One enemy remaining"}, {"start": 6755.66, "end": 6766.66, "text": " I am hungry though bro, store in the kitchen and make them yourself."}, {"start": 6766.66, "end": 6780.0199999999995, "text": " In a low key bro, should I just tell Hattie to make me milk reps and I pay him?"}, {"start": 6780.0199999999995, "end": 6781.42, "text": " Do you use macro foods?"}, {"start": 6781.42, "end": 6783.62, "text": " Yeah Drew, how the fuck do you even know that though?"}, {"start": 6783.62, "end": 6784.62, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 6784.62, "end": 6786.62, "text": " You're actually a terrorist, Drew. How do you know that?"}, {"start": 6787.62, "end": 6789.62, "text": " They're actually on to me, bro."}, {"start": 6789.62, "end": 6791.62, "text": " You're on to me. I'm gonna swap cities because of you."}, {"start": 6810.62, "end": 6812.62, "text": " It's an art, an art, an art."}, {"start": 6812.62, "end": 6814.62, "text": " or swing on your neon, swing on your now"}, {"start": 6815.96, "end": 6818.46, "text": " they're in that smoke waiting for you, they're in that smoke waiting for you"}, {"start": 6820.92, "end": 6822.92, "text": " fuck me my fucking parents"}, {"start": 6824.76, "end": 6825.76, "text": " one enemy remaining"}, {"start": 6825.76, "end": 6826.76, "text": " my ult's ready"}, {"start": 6828.76, "end": 6830.76, "text": " alright, running, running along, running along"}, {"start": 6830.76, "end": 6832.76, "text": " on my pain, on my pain, on my pain"}, {"start": 6837.96, "end": 6838.46, "text": " sorry"}, {"start": 6839.599999999999, "end": 6840.599999999999, "text": " I have the note in"}, {"start": 6840.6, "end": 6843.6, "text": " I use Hello Fresh."}, {"start": 6843.6, "end": 6845.6, "text": " Is Hello Fresh actually good?"}, {"start": 6845.6, "end": 6848.6, "text": " It's between Factor and Hello Fresh, right?"}, {"start": 6848.6, "end": 6851.6, "text": " Hello Fresh."}, {"start": 6851.6, "end": 6853.6, "text": " Nice neon."}, {"start": 6853.6, "end": 6855.6, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6855.6, "end": 6859.6, "text": " The teeth will check to find the fault and bark."}, {"start": 6859.6, "end": 6861.6, "text": " Okay, they're gonna measure another five times."}, {"start": 6861.6, "end": 6863.6, "text": " Too much healthy shit on Hello Fresh?"}, {"start": 6863.6, "end": 6865.6, "text": " Beyond that, I'll see you later."}, {"start": 6865.6, "end": 6868.6, "text": " I mean, like, mostly, I like healthy though, bro."}, {"start": 6868.6, "end": 6873.4800000000005, "text": " Bro everybody use the end but I need calories and protein as long as I can get protein and calories. I'm good"}, {"start": 6875.280000000001, "end": 6878.08, "text": " Wait, hello fresh you still need to cook white white"}, {"start": 6881.88, "end": 6884.08, "text": " What do you mean you sell that looks like hello fresh? Oh"}, {"start": 6885.64, "end": 6887.64, "text": " You have to cook it"}, {"start": 6888.76, "end": 6891.400000000001, "text": " All they just give you the ingredients what the fuck"}, {"start": 6892.96, "end": 6895.04, "text": " What does the point that I just go on fucking like"}, {"start": 6895.04, "end": 6898.88, "text": " fucking walmart and buy the ingredients myself"}, {"start": 6898.88, "end": 6901.84, "text": " off i drink a pack too much bro"}, {"start": 6901.84, "end": 6904.84, "text": " grace your fear!"}, {"start": 6904.84, "end": 6906.84, "text": " enemy down"}, {"start": 6906.84, "end": 6909.84, "text": " bring them down"}, {"start": 6909.84, "end": 6911.84, "text": " stay down"}, {"start": 6911.84, "end": 6912.84, "text": " you had your fun"}, {"start": 6912.84, "end": 6913.84, "text": " fight planted"}, {"start": 6913.84, "end": 6914.84, "text": " my turn"}, {"start": 6914.84, "end": 6921.84, "text": " I'll see you next time."}, {"start": 6924.84, "end": 6927.84, "text": " One enemy remaining."}, {"start": 6927.84, "end": 6931.84, "text": " Look inside."}, {"start": 6931.84, "end": 6934.84, "text": " Battle player standing."}, {"start": 6934.84, "end": 6937.84, "text": " Wait, you can like come on this guy instead."}, {"start": 6937.84, "end": 6939.84, "text": " You can come on him, you can come on him, just come on him."}, {"start": 6939.84, "end": 6941.84, "text": " Stick half, stick half."}, {"start": 6941.84, "end": 6943.84, "text": " He's coming really."}, {"start": 6943.84, "end": 6950.5, "text": " nice oh my god you're so good he has a bit of a delay you know got my off it's"}, {"start": 6950.5, "end": 6956.38, "text": " behind you arc right there I love it I love it I love it I love it arc arc yes"}, {"start": 6956.38, "end": 6958.88, "text": " thank you"}, {"start": 6961.72, "end": 6966.38, "text": " stop you body and mood on bro chat y'all to see if you bought in bro the law he"}, {"start": 6966.38, "end": 6969.06, "text": " else fraction but tomorrow 100,000 viewers I'll do the Asian Jeff method"}, {"start": 6969.06, "end": 6975.06, "text": " bro you'll murder do you remember since there it is"}, {"start": 6975.06, "end": 6979.02, "text": " bro I was there with the tryouts bro yeah bro I just couldn't move to that"}, {"start": 6979.02, "end": 6983.620000000001, "text": " city but that city is cooked no it's not a bad city bro I dropped 35 bro you were"}, {"start": 6983.620000000001, "end": 6987.18, "text": " there buddy not a bad city bro it's just like wow man I can't live there"}, {"start": 6987.18, "end": 6989.18, "text": " There we go, I can't live there."}, {"start": 6990.68, "end": 6992.68, "text": " You want to play? Let's play."}, {"start": 6995.88, "end": 6996.68, "text": " Oh, in bro?"}, {"start": 6996.68, "end": 6997.68, "text": " Yeah, oh in bro."}, {"start": 6998.68, "end": 7001.68, "text": " I dropped 35 kills on top. I don't think you can put me on the floor."}, {"start": 7002.68, "end": 7004.68, "text": " I dropped 35 kills on top."}, {"start": 7013.68, "end": 7014.68, "text": " Fight down mid."}, {"start": 7014.68, "end": 7016.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7020.96, "end": 7022.96, "text": " One enemy remaining"}, {"start": 7031.200000000001, "end": 7033.200000000001, "text": " Last player standing"}, {"start": 7074.68, "end": 7081.320000000001, "text": " 10 seconds left"}, {"start": 7081.320000000001, "end": 7085.16, "text": " Spike planted"}, {"start": 7085.16, "end": 7087.16, "text": " No charge fire"}, {"start": 7087.16, "end": 7088.16, "text": " Lock inside"}, {"start": 7088.16, "end": 7089.16, "text": " No"}, {"start": 7089.16, "end": 7092.16, "text": " I brought the area up there"}, {"start": 7092.16, "end": 7103.200000000001, "text": " This is like legit my game bro"}, {"start": 7103.2, "end": 7105.5199999999995, "text": " Like everyone on this game is just my son."}, {"start": 7105.5199999999995, "end": 7107.84, "text": " They don't understand how many hours I put into this game."}, {"start": 7107.84, "end": 7111.679999999999, "text": " They don't know how many lonely nights I spent playing deathmatches,"}, {"start": 7111.679999999999, "end": 7115.599999999999, "text": " memorizing the crosshair placement of every single map."}, {"start": 7115.599999999999, "end": 7118.32, "text": " You know, I could leave this game and play Apex, League of Legends,"}, {"start": 7118.32, "end": 7121.8, "text": " but the Valorant will never leave me because it's embedded into my body."}, {"start": 7121.8, "end": 7125.0, "text": " You're currently looking at the only human being on Earth,"}, {"start": 7125.0, "end": 7127.72, "text": " the only human being on Earth,"}, {"start": 7127.72, "end": 7131.36, "text": " to ever get rank one in two different continents in Valorant."}, {"start": 7131.36, "end": 7132.72, "text": " Do you understand me?"}, {"start": 7132.72, "end": 7136.92, "text": " Listen bro, you can love 10s, you can suck Tarek's dick, okay?"}, {"start": 7136.92, "end": 7139.52, "text": " But you'll have to respect me, bro, that's what it is."}, {"start": 7139.52, "end": 7141.12, "text": " It is what it is and it is what it is."}, {"start": 7141.12, "end": 7141.92, "text": " He's a stream."}, {"start": 7142.92, "end": 7146.12, "text": " Quote on quote, human, you're a fucking alien."}, {"start": 7147.320000000001, "end": 7149.320000000001, "text": " Yeah, mods need to remove this guy from my chat."}, {"start": 7149.320000000001, "end": 7151.12, "text": " Please get that guy banned, please, thank you."}, {"start": 7151.52, "end": 7153.320000000001, "text": " Now chat, Loki, I am a little hungry, bro."}, {"start": 7153.320000000001, "end": 7155.72, "text": " Do y'all give me permission to go upstairs and make some meal prep?"}, {"start": 7155.72, "end": 7157.52, "text": " Because I'm not gonna lie, chat, I'm pretty fucking hungry, bro."}, {"start": 7157.52, "end": 7158.12, "text": " Let's go upstairs."}, {"start": 7158.92, "end": 7162.52, "text": " Iceman, baby, why you so cold?"}, {"start": 7162.72, "end": 7192.68, "text": " Yo, why do I expand you every time I do this?"}, {"start": 7192.68, "end": 7197.84, "text": " I might do this y'all spam you bro. Can y'all stop? I'm not that chopped bro chill"}, {"start": 7198.72, "end": 7203.54, "text": " I'm not that chopped bro. I'm not that chopped come on chill chill chill chill"}, {"start": 7207.280000000001, "end": 7212.04, "text": " Chill chill chill chill chill chill chill"}, {"start": 7212.320000000001, "end": 7214.6, "text": " That should be a turf and turf"}, {"start": 7222.68, "end": 7248.04, "text": " Is it bad to have coke a cola every now and then?"}, {"start": 7248.04, "end": 7250.76, "text": " Is it bad to have coke?"}, {"start": 7250.76, "end": 7253.16, "text": " Should I stop drinking this?"}, {"start": 7253.16, "end": 7254.16, "text": " It's coke zero."}, {"start": 7254.16, "end": 7256.36, "text": " Is it bad to have this?"}, {"start": 7256.36, "end": 7264.5199999999995, "text": " Like should I just drink water instead?"}, {"start": 7264.5199999999995, "end": 7265.5199999999995, "text": " Buy Mexican Coke?"}, {"start": 7265.5199999999995, "end": 7271.56, "text": " Yeah bro, I love Mexican Coke but bro, when you drink a Mexican Coke, you really ingest"}, {"start": 7271.56, "end": 7274.28, "text": " like 7,000 sugars bro, you really just die."}, {"start": 7274.28, "end": 7280.28, "text": " So, well, is it normal for my microwave to be this long?"}, {"start": 7280.28, "end": 7283.28, "text": " Is it because I've been looking online, bro?"}, {"start": 7283.28, "end": 7288.28, "text": " I've been looking online, and my new houses don't have a microwave this long."}, {"start": 7288.28, "end": 7303.599999999999, "text": " I don't understand what the fuck is that even fucking year in real voice."}, {"start": 7303.599999999999, "end": 7306.28, "text": " I fucking don't know what the fuck it is."}, {"start": 7306.28, "end": 7309.759999999999, "text": " Yeah bro, I believe that is fucking every time you fucking do this shit, fuck."}, {"start": 7309.759999999999, "end": 7313.04, "text": " Just do this shit every fucking time bro."}, {"start": 7313.04, "end": 7317.4, "text": " Jeez man, jeez man, jeez man."}, {"start": 7317.400000000001, "end": 7319.320000000001, "text": " I gotta look for houses, bro."}, {"start": 7319.320000000001, "end": 7320.88, "text": " I gotta look for houses, one second."}, {"start": 7320.88, "end": 7322.080000000001, "text": " I gotta look for houses."}, {"start": 7328.4800000000005, "end": 7329.8, "text": " Chad, would you guys have sex with me"}, {"start": 7329.8, "end": 7330.64, "text": " if you were a girl?"}, {"start": 7330.64, "end": 7331.4800000000005, "text": " Be honest, bro."}, {"start": 7333.4800000000005, "end": 7334.320000000001, "text": " Be honest, bro."}, {"start": 7334.320000000001, "end": 7336.320000000001, "text": " Would y'all have sex with me, be honest?"}, {"start": 7341.040000000001, "end": 7344.360000000001, "text": " No, no, no, fuck no."}, {"start": 7344.360000000001, "end": 7353.360000000001, "text": " Microplastics always will have micro, oh, meal prep will always have microplastics in them, that's why it's better to get a chef."}, {"start": 7356.360000000001, "end": 7364.360000000001, "text": " What if I pay my chef $2,000 a month for healthy food every day?"}, {"start": 7365.360000000001, "end": 7368.360000000001, "text": " Is that good? Yes or no, chat? Is that good? Yes or no?"}, {"start": 7368.360000000001, "end": 7375.360000000001, "text": " That's rents."}, {"start": 7375.360000000001, "end": 7381.360000000001, "text": " Let me call Hattie bro, let me call Hattie, let me see, chat, let me see."}, {"start": 7381.360000000001, "end": 7385.360000000001, "text": " Is Hattie even good at like, is Hattie even good though?"}, {"start": 7385.360000000001, "end": 7388.360000000001, "text": " Cause what if Hattie's like a dad bro."}, {"start": 7388.360000000001, "end": 7393.360000000001, "text": " Chat, I'm gonna do a cooking stream minimum $50,000 a month."}, {"start": 7393.360000000001, "end": 7397.26, "text": " Uh, is Gordon Ramsay my fucking chef?"}, {"start": 7398.26, "end": 7400.960000000001, "text": " Like, I didn't know Gordon Ramsay was my chef, bro."}, {"start": 7400.960000000001, "end": 7404.26, "text": " $50,000 a month, and that's more than what I get paid."}, {"start": 7404.26, "end": 7405.860000000001, "text": " Shut the fuck up, loser."}, {"start": 7405.860000000001, "end": 7406.660000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7413.06, "end": 7416.56, "text": " For $24,000 a year, no one's gonna cook for your ugly ass."}, {"start": 7418.06, "end": 7419.160000000001, "text": " Sorry about that, bro."}, {"start": 7419.16, "end": 7429.16, "text": " I smell baby, why are you so cold?"}, {"start": 7429.16, "end": 7448.4, "text": " Why every time I go to a streamer talking abtdicant food, are you special?"}, {"start": 7448.400000000001, "end": 7453.400000000001, "text": " I'm gonna put you guys in my car, Crocker. Give me one second."}, {"start": 7474.400000000001, "end": 7477.400000000001, "text": " I'm still flabbergasted that your nose is longer than..."}, {"start": 7477.400000000001, "end": 7480.040000000001, "text": " You're the n***a in your microwave."}, {"start": 7480.040000000001, "end": 7482.040000000001, "text": " Oh, f*** you, bro."}, {"start": 7487.84, "end": 7489.84, "text": " It smells bad moonga."}, {"start": 7507.400000000001, "end": 7525.200000000001, "text": " Why are you showing the POV of the tip of our nose?"}, {"start": 7537.400000000001, "end": 7555.200000000001, "text": " All right chat can we go house shopping for a little bit bro chat can we go house shopping"}, {"start": 7555.2, "end": 7557.2, "text": " for a little bit while I eat my food?"}, {"start": 7570.96, "end": 7573.2, "text": " Muno, when are we starting the new clipping campaign?"}, {"start": 7573.76, "end": 7575.76, "text": " Uh, when I find my new house, hopefully, bro."}, {"start": 7575.76, "end": 7579.599999999999, "text": " Look, I need to worry about finding my house first before I even worry about a clipping campaign, bro."}, {"start": 7580.0, "end": 7582.4, "text": " Cause I can't find- someone said queso waiting for me."}, {"start": 7582.400000000001, "end": 7585.400000000001, "text": " Sarah with the tier one gift sub, I love you."}, {"start": 7585.400000000001, "end": 7587.400000000001, "text": " Let's watch YouTube chat."}, {"start": 7587.400000000001, "end": 7591.400000000001, "text": " Chat, do y'all want me to watch YouTube or should we find a house to live in?"}, {"start": 7606.400000000001, "end": 7607.400000000001, "text": " Know your location?"}, {"start": 7607.400000000001, "end": 7613.900000000001, "text": " No, you're not allowed to know where I live. Fuck $2,500 a month minimum at least so we don't get any fucking"}, {"start": 7620.200000000001, "end": 7626.200000000001, "text": " There's literally no houses, bro, it's like it's not gonna matter doesn't matter, bro"}, {"start": 7630.88, "end": 7633.540000000001, "text": " Check Twitter why"}, {"start": 7637.400000000001, "end": 7639.400000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7658.84, "end": 7660.84, "text": " Nothing's on Twitter, thank God"}, {"start": 7667.400000000001, "end": 7673.88, "text": " I'm gonna be on a shot. There's no like good. So there's no good fucking house for me, bro"}, {"start": 7673.88, "end": 7677.360000000001, "text": " Let's just get this segment. I'm not gonna find a house, bro"}, {"start": 7682.56, "end": 7689.72, "text": " Hey, bro, fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you all right all right damn, bro"}, {"start": 7689.72, "end": 7699.8, "text": " The story of Tenzin Kite at 20 million views"}, {"start": 7699.8, "end": 7707.16, "text": " legitimately insane bro. I mean what do we even watch bro? I tried the number one hotel"}, {"start": 7707.16, "end": 7714.4800000000005, "text": " in the world. 40 minutes on this building are you crazy? Afternoon I am in Hong Kong and tonight"}, {"start": 7714.4800000000005, "end": 7718.64, "text": " I have booked. Yeah should we try should we try the number one hotel when we go to Hong Kong?"}, {"start": 7718.64, "end": 7725.200000000001, "text": " the cheapest room in the best number one voted hotel in the world the hotel is"}, {"start": 7725.200000000001, "end": 7728.96, "text": " called the Rosewood in Hong Kong and it is literally just been voted number one"}, {"start": 7728.96, "end": 7733.96, "text": " in the world's best 50 hotels this hotel is supposed to be unbelievable it's"}, {"start": 7733.96, "end": 7738.240000000001, "text": " got over 10 restaurants the spa is supposed to be amazing and I've brought"}, {"start": 7738.240000000001, "end": 7741.12, "text": " the weather from the UK"}, {"start": 7741.12, "end": 7744.64, "text": " I'm gonna show you up to the room to explore about the room like I did, I'll be an agent."}, {"start": 7744.64, "end": 7746.16, "text": " So that means one second to get up on the table."}, {"start": 7746.16, "end": 7747.36, "text": " No problem, thank you."}, {"start": 7747.36, "end": 7750.5599999999995, "text": " So from Mr. Wilson, this is Leo from Mr. Wilson."}, {"start": 7750.5599999999995, "end": 7751.2, "text": " Hi, how are you?"}, {"start": 7751.2, "end": 7751.68, "text": " You well?"}, {"start": 7751.68, "end": 7752.96, "text": " I'm looking for you up to the room."}, {"start": 7752.96, "end": 7753.84, "text": " Hold on, people."}, {"start": 7753.84, "end": 7756.4, "text": " And are they completely fully booked or can you go?"}, {"start": 7756.4, "end": 7757.68, "text": " I usually fully booked it."}, {"start": 7759.5199999999995, "end": 7762.5599999999995, "text": " Chat, have you all ever stayed in like a shitty ass hotel or motel"}, {"start": 7762.5599999999995, "end": 7764.48, "text": " that you guys thought you was going to get robbed?"}, {"start": 7764.48, "end": 7765.68, "text": " Inspire on this one."}, {"start": 7766.64, "end": 7769.68, "text": " So actually, every guest spot we have a salon area like this."}, {"start": 7769.68, "end": 7771.68, "text": " You have a salon on every floor."}, {"start": 7771.68, "end": 7772.68, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 7772.68, "end": 7776.68, "text": " So they have a salon, a salon on every floor."}, {"start": 7776.68, "end": 7778.68, "text": " The extension of your living room."}, {"start": 7778.68, "end": 7780.68, "text": " So I've never seen this in a hotel."}, {"start": 7780.68, "end": 7783.68, "text": " So each floor has a lobby next to the elevator."}, {"start": 7783.68, "end": 7784.68, "text": " 24 to 40, yes."}, {"start": 7784.68, "end": 7785.68, "text": " Ah, okay."}, {"start": 7785.68, "end": 7786.68, "text": " And what's the reason behind it?"}, {"start": 7786.68, "end": 7787.68, "text": " Is it just..."}, {"start": 7787.68, "end": 7788.68, "text": " Just an extension of your room."}, {"start": 7788.68, "end": 7789.68, "text": " Part of your family?"}, {"start": 7789.68, "end": 7791.68, "text": " Looks like you're doing a good job here."}, {"start": 7791.68, "end": 7792.68, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 7792.68, "end": 7795.68, "text": " We've got ribs, potatoes, we've got everything."}, {"start": 7795.68, "end": 7797.68, "text": " And we do have like two sides of the counter."}, {"start": 7797.68, "end": 7799.68, "text": " We just have a big hold in between right?"}, {"start": 7799.68, "end": 7800.68, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 7800.68, "end": 7801.68, "text": " So it's a price."}, {"start": 7801.68, "end": 7802.68, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 7802.68, "end": 7805.68, "text": " Improved posture because my heavy bag."}, {"start": 7805.68, "end": 7806.68, "text": " And I'll come out."}, {"start": 7806.68, "end": 7808.68, "text": " If you want to go tight at your middle, straight and turn right."}, {"start": 7808.68, "end": 7809.68, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 7809.68, "end": 7810.68, "text": " Nathan, thank you."}, {"start": 7810.68, "end": 7813.68, "text": " And cold water to massage your body."}, {"start": 7817.68, "end": 7818.68, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 7818.68, "end": 7821.68, "text": " So you lie on this and this is the shower."}, {"start": 7821.68, "end": 7823.68, "text": " Honestly, I think this is the boat."}, {"start": 7823.68, "end": 7832.66, "text": " I went and got a massage by a Chinese lady in my city, bro, and I swear to God, I don't know if it's normal."}, {"start": 7836.46, "end": 7838.16, "text": " Sure, it's taking my pants off, bro."}, {"start": 7839.26, "end": 7843.56, "text": " Like butt naked. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 7844.34, "end": 7845.8, "text": " Let me stay in my boxers, bro."}, {"start": 7846.1, "end": 7849.56, "text": " She almost took my pants off like my boxers. She wanted the massage. We naked."}, {"start": 7849.56, "end": 7850.8, "text": " That thing. Is that a normal thing?"}, {"start": 7850.8, "end": 7855.28, "text": " The despair I've ever been to, it just keeps going and going and going and going."}, {"start": 7855.28, "end": 7858.56, "text": " So this is like the room after you have a massage you come in here."}, {"start": 7858.56, "end": 7859.06, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7859.06, "end": 7860.72, "text": " So I recommend the tea for you."}, {"start": 7860.72, "end": 7861.72, "text": " Fenn cha and tea."}, {"start": 7861.72, "end": 7864.52, "text": " No one is seeing my shit on soft."}, {"start": 7864.52, "end": 7868.4800000000005, "text": " I had to keep my, I had to keep my boxes on bro."}, {"start": 7868.4800000000005, "end": 7868.9800000000005, "text": " I had to."}, {"start": 7868.9800000000005, "end": 7870.400000000001, "text": " No one's seeing my shit on soft."}, {"start": 7870.400000000001, "end": 7872.6, "text": " Fenn cha is a green tea from Japan."}, {"start": 7872.6, "end": 7873.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7873.1, "end": 7875.2, "text": " Mixed with roast brown rice."}, {"start": 7875.2, "end": 7876.8, "text": " It has smell from rice."}, {"start": 7876.8, "end": 7878.2, "text": " Just mean caramelized."}, {"start": 7878.2, "end": 7878.7, "text": " Just mean..."}, {"start": 7878.7, "end": 7879.2, "text": " Sleep."}, {"start": 7879.2, "end": 7880.6, "text": " What's wrong dear?"}, {"start": 7880.6, "end": 7884.6, "text": " It says Rosanna Ferretti and this will be the total amount."}, {"start": 7884.6, "end": 7885.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7885.6, "end": 7887.6, "text": " I'm gonna miss this spot."}, {"start": 7887.6, "end": 7888.6, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 7888.6, "end": 7890.6, "text": " I'm 13."}, {"start": 7890.6, "end": 7893.6, "text": " As soon as you come through the door, you greeted with this corridor."}, {"start": 7893.6, "end": 7897.6, "text": " You literally come straight down here and there you have it."}, {"start": 7897.6, "end": 7898.6, "text": " There's the hotel."}, {"start": 7898.6, "end": 7901.6, "text": " I don't think they would be able to see anything."}, {"start": 7902.6, "end": 7903.6, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7910.6, "end": 7924.6, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7924.6, "end": 7930.04, "text": " One day ago, 1.5 million views on my watch."}, {"start": 7930.04, "end": 7931.88, "text": " I met her on Fortnite."}, {"start": 7931.88, "end": 7940.34, "text": " guy got caught hiding in a 14 year old closet for a week straight meeting her"}, {"start": 7940.34, "end": 7941.34, "text": " from fortnight."}, {"start": 7941.34, "end": 7942.34, "text": " What's up man?"}, {"start": 7942.34, "end": 7943.34, "text": " She's 14 years old."}, {"start": 7943.34, "end": 7944.34, "text": " I made sure she got home safe."}, {"start": 7944.34, "end": 7945.34, "text": " Pretty much the friendly neighborhood explainer."}, {"start": 7945.34, "end": 7961.3, "text": " He described what was surrounding White Boy crawling in and out too."}, {"start": 7961.3, "end": 7964.74, "text": " I have a whole bunch of old emails saved from them."}, {"start": 7964.74, "end": 7966.18, "text": " Screen chat is one of that."}, {"start": 7966.18, "end": 7969.02, "text": " Fuck you, fuck you, oh, fuck you."}, {"start": 7969.02, "end": 7970.46, "text": " Shut up, bro."}, {"start": 7970.46, "end": 7972.46, "text": " Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you."}, {"start": 7972.46, "end": 7975.66, "text": " 15th, 2025, police in Oshkosh, Wisconsin"}, {"start": 7975.66, "end": 7977.58, "text": " receive reports that a man has been seen"}, {"start": 7977.58, "end": 7981.58, "text": " climbing in and out of a 14 year old girl's bedroom window."}, {"start": 7981.58, "end": 7983.3, "text": " What follows is an investigation"}, {"start": 7983.3, "end": 7985.34, "text": " that would uncover disturbing details"}, {"start": 7985.34, "end": 7988.22, "text": " and a parent's worst nightmare come true."}, {"start": 7988.22, "end": 7989.22, "text": " What's on your neck?"}, {"start": 7989.22, "end": 7990.7, "text": " My neck?"}, {"start": 7990.7, "end": 7992.0, "text": " No, two nights of march."}, {"start": 7994.7, "end": 7998.0, "text": " The following is based on official police records released to date."}, {"start": 7998.2, "end": 8001.099999999999, "text": " And the footage has never been seen before until now."}, {"start": 8001.5, "end": 8004.4, "text": " Following the unsettling call, reporting that a man was"}, {"start": 8004.5, "end": 8007.2, "text": " well, how does someone break in your house for a week straight"}, {"start": 8007.2, "end": 8008.099999999999, "text": " and you don't even know?"}, {"start": 8008.4, "end": 8010.7, "text": " Seeing crawling out of a teenage girls window."}, {"start": 8010.8, "end": 8014.5, "text": " Officers find 19 year old Zachary Boat where he's lording a few"}, {"start": 8014.5, "end": 8016.099999999999, "text": " streets away from the home."}, {"start": 8016.3, "end": 8016.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8016.5, "end": 8018.8, "text": " So we, we got a call who's up over here."}, {"start": 8018.8, "end": 8021.8, "text": " We gotta call it again, best to get okay?"}, {"start": 8021.8, "end": 8025.8, "text": " Where you're essentially the suspect of this stuff going on, okay?"}, {"start": 8025.8, "end": 8026.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8026.8, "end": 8029.8, "text": " Do you have any weapons or anything on you?"}, {"start": 8029.8, "end": 8031.8, "text": " Well don't reach for it, Jesus dude."}, {"start": 8031.8, "end": 8032.8, "text": " Oh, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 8032.8, "end": 8034.8, "text": " Here, here you go."}, {"start": 8034.8, "end": 8035.8, "text": " When..."}, {"start": 8038.8, "end": 8039.8, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 8042.8, "end": 8044.8, "text": " Uh, excuse me?"}, {"start": 8044.8, "end": 8045.8, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 8045.8, "end": 8050.8, "text": " When police ask you for a weapon, don't reach for it."}, {"start": 8050.8, "end": 8052.8, "text": " Don't reach for it."}, {"start": 8052.8, "end": 8053.8, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8053.8, "end": 8055.8, "text": " Don't reach for your pocket."}, {"start": 8055.8, "end": 8056.8, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 8056.8, "end": 8057.8, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 8057.8, "end": 8059.8, "text": " Yo, if I was a cop, I would have shot this dude."}, {"start": 8059.8, "end": 8061.8, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, bro."}, {"start": 8061.8, "end": 8064.8, "text": " And maybe that's why I'm not a cop, okay?"}, {"start": 8064.8, "end": 8066.8, "text": " Maybe that's why I'm not a cop."}, {"start": 8066.8, "end": 8069.8, "text": " But I would have emptied the clip with this guy in GTA if I was a cop, bro."}, {"start": 8069.8, "end": 8071.8, "text": " This guy's tripping me out, bro."}, {"start": 8071.8, "end": 8073.8, "text": " Do you have any weapons on you?"}, {"start": 8073.8, "end": 8074.8, "text": " Yeah, I do."}, {"start": 8074.8, "end": 8081.8, "text": " Can I search you? Yes you can! Yes you're allowed to search me!"}, {"start": 8081.8, "end": 8083.8, "text": " Bro, relax!"}, {"start": 8083.8, "end": 8085.8, "text": " If I just said that."}, {"start": 8085.8, "end": 8086.8, "text": " Sorry, dude."}, {"start": 8086.8, "end": 8092.3, "text": " Zack reveals that he traveled from Westchester, Pennsylvania to Oshkosh, an almost 25 hour"}, {"start": 8092.3, "end": 8098.1, "text": " trip by train, and arrived last night. He's come all this way to meet someone he befriended"}, {"start": 8098.1, "end": 8099.8, "text": " while playing Fortnite."}, {"start": 8099.8, "end": 8105.24, "text": " Him a retired sergeant from Jersey don't ever be a cop to the job is terrible. Have you be?"}, {"start": 8109.28, "end": 8114.04, "text": " Yeah, would you want to be a cop look well out of ambulance is already out of like"}, {"start": 8115.360000000001, "end": 8121.52, "text": " Chet out of being like the medical guys that like the ambulance the fire truck or a police or a police officer"}, {"start": 8121.52, "end": 8123.52, "text": " What would y'all want to be?"}, {"start": 8129.8, "end": 8143.72, "text": " I would be a cock just to shoot slasher rest to you."}, {"start": 8143.72, "end": 8149.08, "text": " The girl who is 14 will be referred to as SF in order to protect her identity."}, {"start": 8149.08, "end": 8152.12, "text": " So you guys said how long have you guys been talking for?"}, {"start": 8152.12, "end": 8153.12, "text": " A year."}, {"start": 8153.12, "end": 8154.12, "text": " A year?"}, {"start": 8154.12, "end": 8155.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8155.12, "end": 8156.12, "text": " Almost a year actually."}, {"start": 8156.12, "end": 8157.12, "text": " Eight months to be exact."}, {"start": 8157.12, "end": 8158.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8158.12, "end": 8160.16, "text": " I've been planning to follow her."}, {"start": 8160.16, "end": 8164.64, "text": " Did she know that she was sneaking in to her house?"}, {"start": 8164.64, "end": 8165.599999999999, "text": " So last minute thing,"}, {"start": 8165.599999999999, "end": 8167.36, "text": " because I was going to travel the world."}, {"start": 8167.36, "end": 8168.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8168.2, "end": 8168.96, "text": " So I'm not trying to be"}, {"start": 8168.96, "end": 8172.36, "text": " You're my language,"}, {"start": 8172.36, "end": 8173.96, "text": " keep my fridge home."}, {"start": 8175.12, "end": 8176.84, "text": " So it was like a last minute thing?"}, {"start": 8176.84, "end": 8179.2, "text": " Yeah, I was already planning to go-"}, {"start": 8179.2, "end": 8180.04, "text": " Hey, Mude, fuck you."}, {"start": 8180.04, "end": 8181.44, "text": " I'm like close the entire world."}, {"start": 8181.44, "end": 8182.5599999999995, "text": " I don't have a passport,"}, {"start": 8182.5599999999995, "end": 8185.04, "text": " so I was just going to stay in the US, obviously."}, {"start": 8185.04, "end": 8187.44, "text": " But my first journey was going to start,"}, {"start": 8187.4400000000005, "end": 8188.780000000001, "text": " We already went through Chicago."}, {"start": 8188.780000000001, "end": 8190.92, "text": " I already went through Chicago and everything."}, {"start": 8190.92, "end": 8192.460000000001, "text": " I went all over the place."}, {"start": 8192.460000000001, "end": 8193.300000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8193.300000000001, "end": 8196.18, "text": " My current goal, I want to get to Italy."}, {"start": 8196.18, "end": 8199.18, "text": " So I'm going to get a passport somewhere around."}, {"start": 8199.18, "end": 8201.9, "text": " Anywhere near here, is there any good spots I can go?"}, {"start": 8201.9, "end": 8203.86, "text": " Like a library or something?"}, {"start": 8203.86, "end": 8206.66, "text": " Hey, Muga, she knows that."}, {"start": 8206.66, "end": 8208.66, "text": " Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you."}, {"start": 8208.66, "end": 8209.5, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 8209.5, "end": 8210.9, "text": " This cracker tapped me."}, {"start": 8210.9, "end": 8212.86, "text": " What were you guys doing?"}, {"start": 8212.86, "end": 8213.7, "text": " Walking around."}, {"start": 8213.7, "end": 8216.66, "text": " We literally just got her stuff for her dad."}, {"start": 8216.66, "end": 8221.66, "text": " I actually went out and bought her stuff for her dad because his father said I don't laugh with dad so I pretty much"}, {"start": 8221.66, "end": 8234.66, "text": " want to bless everybody else. I hate seeing people upset. I can't. We're always having anyone upset so I gave her money for stuff from the dollar store. We went to the dollar store."}, {"start": 8234.66, "end": 8236.66, "text": " Showed at the dollar store, got her stuff for her dad."}, {"start": 8236.66, "end": 8240.66, "text": " Mulder, cutie and off your stream so my ears can stop bleeding."}, {"start": 8240.66, "end": 8245.66, "text": " Nothing weird. I'm gonna go explore here. Well, not here, but I'm going on"}, {"start": 8247.1, "end": 8250.18, "text": " Guys, have you been around? Well, this guy's tweaking out"}, {"start": 8251.66, "end": 8254.36, "text": " I'm gonna go explore the round the world, you know"}, {"start": 8254.36, "end": 8257.38, "text": " And you know, I hate to see people upset and I hate to see people upset"}, {"start": 8257.42, "end": 8260.18, "text": " So I gave her money to go to the thing and on top of that, you know"}, {"start": 8260.18, "end": 8262.78, "text": " I feel all let me go. I'm gonna go explore. Oh, by the way, have you all explored?"}, {"start": 8262.78, "end": 8267.98, "text": " Like, bro, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, chill, bro. Holy fuck. This guy's larping, bro"}, {"start": 8267.98, "end": 8275.619999999999, "text": " know. You know, anywhere that's like, try to be their friend. He's like trying to use"}, {"start": 8275.619999999999, "end": 8279.02, "text": " like the reverse psychology and be their friend so they can let him off. Keep him dying to"}, {"start": 8279.02, "end": 8284.22, "text": " go through. Why always when I join your stream, you're always eating. Why they're there. The"}, {"start": 8284.22, "end": 8291.1, "text": " officer asks if Zach has ever been to SF's house. Did you go into her house at all? No,"}, {"start": 8291.1, "end": 8296.1, "text": " I want you to find out where he is."}, {"start": 8296.1, "end": 8299.1, "text": " And I know where he is somewhere else."}, {"start": 8299.1, "end": 8302.1, "text": " I'll make sure she gets home soon."}, {"start": 8302.1, "end": 8305.1, "text": " Pretty much the family never gets married anymore."}, {"start": 8305.1, "end": 8307.1, "text": " There's a few big chores."}, {"start": 8312.1, "end": 8315.1, "text": " Moota why are you watching a video of yourself?"}, {"start": 8315.1, "end": 8317.1, "text": " It's corny."}, {"start": 8317.1, "end": 8319.1, "text": " Tell me."}, {"start": 8319.1, "end": 8326.94, "text": " like I said, I don't know how old I just came here. I explore. I leave. That's what I do."}, {"start": 8326.94, "end": 8331.9, "text": " While this conversation is taking place, SF's father is also speaking with officers."}, {"start": 8331.9, "end": 8338.140000000001, "text": " So we're going to handle it at this point, given that there's not at this point evidence of that,"}, {"start": 8338.140000000001, "end": 8343.74, "text": " but that's what we're trying to determine. So a couple things though. We need to get our phone,"}, {"start": 8343.74, "end": 8347.82, "text": " just in case there is evidence on there that would suggest that he is, you know,"}, {"start": 8347.82, "end": 8353.98, "text": " Um, any activity between the two pictures, whatever it might have you text back and forth,"}, {"start": 8353.98, "end": 8354.98, "text": " but that's all stuff."}, {"start": 8354.98, "end": 8355.98, "text": " She she's 14."}, {"start": 8355.98, "end": 8356.98, "text": " 19."}, {"start": 8356.98, "end": 8357.98, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 8357.98, "end": 8358.98, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 8358.98, "end": 8359.98, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 8359.98, "end": 8360.98, "text": " 14 and 19."}, {"start": 8360.98, "end": 8367.5, "text": " Are you serious, bro?"}, {"start": 8367.5, "end": 8372.02, "text": " She can't give consent to any of that, you know, and he knows that so, um, do you think"}, {"start": 8372.02, "end": 8374.74, "text": " the best if I grab it or if you get it?"}, {"start": 8374.74, "end": 8376.42, "text": " Obviously it's your phone."}, {"start": 8376.42, "end": 8378.26, "text": " So, I already had it, we're about time."}, {"start": 8378.26, "end": 8380.460000000001, "text": " The 14 year old's phone would eventually reveal"}, {"start": 8380.460000000001, "end": 8383.56, "text": " not only a series of stomach-churning messages,"}, {"start": 8383.56, "end": 8387.5, "text": " but the disturbing real reason Zach has come to visit her."}, {"start": 8387.5, "end": 8389.42, "text": " Her father gives an account of what led him"}, {"start": 8389.42, "end": 8390.74, "text": " to call the police."}, {"start": 8390.74, "end": 8392.66, "text": " So, just give me a back story on what."}, {"start": 8392.66, "end": 8396.3, "text": " So basically they met back in honestly last fall"}, {"start": 8396.3, "end": 8397.3, "text": " former Snapchat."}, {"start": 8397.3, "end": 8400.3, "text": " Did you know about this mail prior to today?"}, {"start": 8400.3, "end": 8403.9, "text": " They met back on Snapchat and developed an online"}, {"start": 8403.9, "end": 8408.9, "text": " long-distance relationship once I became aware of him once I became aware he"}, {"start": 8408.9, "end": 8414.72, "text": " was 18 at the time we put a kibosh on it SF's parents restricted her"}, {"start": 8414.72, "end": 8422.92, "text": " what does that mean what does that mean put an end to something okay cool social"}, {"start": 8422.92, "end": 8428.16, "text": " media address and attempted to also move on active fuck you much here yeah"}, {"start": 8428.16, "end": 8433.039999999999, "text": " one as far as I spoke with his mom about it because she was not aware Facebook"}, {"start": 8433.04, "end": 8437.560000000001, "text": " Okay, um, did some backtracking through him on Facebook chat when I have a kid, bro"}, {"start": 8437.560000000001, "end": 8440.400000000001, "text": " I'm not letting that kid access the internet"}, {"start": 8441.12, "end": 8442.320000000002, "text": " until"}, {"start": 8442.320000000002, "end": 8444.320000000002, "text": " they are"}, {"start": 8444.68, "end": 8446.68, "text": " Okay, can I be honest?"}, {"start": 8446.68, "end": 8453.36, "text": " Can I be honest came who to just want to say something nice since everyone is being mean thank you like that"}, {"start": 8453.36, "end": 8454.480000000001, "text": " H-bo"}, {"start": 8454.480000000001, "end": 8461.480000000001, "text": " Yo, is this a bad thing or a good thing if I have a daughter. I'm not gonna lie. She's not allowed to have a boyfriend until she's 16"}, {"start": 8461.48, "end": 8472.48, "text": " 16, okay? Second of all, you must be back in the house at 8 p.m. every day until you're 15."}, {"start": 8472.48, "end": 8480.64, "text": " Okay? Also, if you're a girl, you will not have access to a phone until you're 6th..."}, {"start": 8480.64, "end": 8493.96, "text": " 14 14 you're not gonna have a phone until you're 14 years old you can have a computer"}, {"start": 8493.96, "end": 8497.439999999999, "text": " you can't have a phone until you're 14 years old you're not allowed to have a boyfriend"}, {"start": 8497.439999999999, "end": 8505.56, "text": " until you're 16 years old if I have a son I will buy that man condoms all right yo just"}, {"start": 8505.56, "end": 8510.119999999999, "text": " be honest with me 21 be honest with me bro you want to go have sex well that's all good"}, {"start": 8510.119999999999, "end": 8514.92, "text": " bro i've been there done that bro if it's a daughter though you're getting stuck inside"}, {"start": 8514.92, "end": 8518.519999999999, "text": " my house till you're 16 years old i don't give a fuck bro it is what it is it's just what"}, {"start": 8518.519999999999, "end": 8522.119999999999, "text": " it is what it is i'm sorry bro i'm sorry bro i'm sorry i'm sorry bro"}, {"start": 8522.119999999999, "end": 8529.56, "text": " so count as aunt then she directed me to her mom uh to his mom and uh she's i would hate for you"}, {"start": 8529.56, "end": 8533.56, "text": " to be my father you know this is wildly inappropriate you're gonna be yourself in a whole world of"}, {"start": 8533.56, "end": 8537.82, "text": " trouble here and as far as we knew that was more or less the end of it I had"}, {"start": 8537.82, "end": 8541.46, "text": " suspicions is that wrong though check if you guys have a daughter or a son who"}, {"start": 8541.46, "end": 8544.96, "text": " are you gonna be more stripped on be honest me but you actually though am I"}, {"start": 8544.96, "end": 8548.199999999999, "text": " actually wrong tell me am I wrong if you have a daughter and a son who would"}, {"start": 8548.199999999999, "end": 8550.84, "text": " you be more stripped on"}, {"start": 8553.96, "end": 8560.58, "text": " I don't know if my son has sex at like 13 years old I had sex when I was 13"}, {"start": 8560.58, "end": 8567.02, "text": " the fuck okay actually can I get careful for that I retract my statement I retract"}, {"start": 8567.02, "end": 8571.58, "text": " my statement I retract my statement"}, {"start": 8571.58, "end": 8578.18, "text": " well I was bull I retract my statement who with who a girl that was also 14"}, {"start": 8578.18, "end": 8583.74, "text": " though so we're in the same age we were in the same age but like yeah I mean I"}, {"start": 8583.74, "end": 8589.62, "text": " don't know maybe it's different bro maybe it's different I don't know so like I'm"}, {"start": 8589.62, "end": 8592.62, "text": " Having sex with your hand doesn't count."}, {"start": 8592.62, "end": 8599.62, "text": " The only reason why I would hate for you to be my father is cause I would get that big ass news and no bitches."}, {"start": 8599.62, "end": 8601.62, "text": " And they stayed in contact."}, {"start": 8601.62, "end": 8603.62, "text": " But yeah, I agree, bro."}, {"start": 8603.62, "end": 8610.62, "text": " I feel like girls are way more vulnerable than guys, bro."}, {"start": 8610.62, "end": 8614.980000000001, "text": " Like nine, I'm not gonna say all,"}, {"start": 8614.980000000001, "end": 8617.6, "text": " but I'm gonna say like 80% of the cases"}, {"start": 8617.6, "end": 8621.78, "text": " of like sexual harassment happens up with girls."}, {"start": 8623.060000000001, "end": 8624.62, "text": " And then like in the rare case,"}, {"start": 8624.62, "end": 8626.62, "text": " the guy would get like sexually harassed."}, {"start": 8626.62, "end": 8627.86, "text": " That's just how it is."}, {"start": 8627.86, "end": 8629.300000000001, "text": " So that's why I'd say I'd be more strict"}, {"start": 8629.300000000001, "end": 8630.78, "text": " than the girl than the guy."}, {"start": 8630.78, "end": 8633.980000000001, "text": " For Fortnite, SF and Zach had been communicating"}, {"start": 8633.980000000001, "end": 8636.380000000001, "text": " through other means to avoid detection,"}, {"start": 8636.380000000001, "end": 8638.7, "text": " such as email and Spotify."}, {"start": 8638.7, "end": 8639.6, "text": " What's up, Mark?"}, {"start": 8639.6, "end": 8640.26, "text": " My neck?"}, {"start": 8640.26, "end": 8642.5, "text": " Um, no, two nights on Mars."}, {"start": 8645.2, "end": 8646.6, "text": " Oh, well, I don't know what that's for."}, {"start": 8646.6, "end": 8647.900000000001, "text": " You might as well just be sure to update."}, {"start": 8647.900000000001, "end": 8650.6, "text": " I didn't want to f*** her, and if they had to know f*** her,"}, {"start": 8650.6, "end": 8653.1, "text": " I just came in and literally explored."}, {"start": 8653.1, "end": 8655.300000000001, "text": " Well, it describes me, like, how that happened."}, {"start": 8655.300000000001, "end": 8656.6, "text": " Like, she was kissing..."}, {"start": 8661.800000000001, "end": 8663.900000000001, "text": " If you had a daughter, she wouldn't get no man"}, {"start": 8663.900000000001, "end": 8666.6, "text": " since she would also have that big ass nose."}, {"start": 8666.6, "end": 8667.400000000001, "text": " I was kissing her."}, {"start": 8667.4, "end": 8669.4, "text": " Okay, what else happened?"}, {"start": 8670.52, "end": 8676.199999999999, "text": " Well, if you're certain to do that, I'm sure there's more that's that's going on here. I just kiss"}, {"start": 8677.08, "end": 8679.08, "text": " Okay, so it's just I'm okay"}, {"start": 8684.76, "end": 8690.76, "text": " So you did not go into her house at all she came outside when you knocked on the window"}, {"start": 8693.72, "end": 8695.72, "text": " Was there any any like"}, {"start": 8697.4, "end": 8703.96, "text": " What did you guys have just kissing you want to consider it that way you guys are making all"}, {"start": 8704.52, "end": 8706.52, "text": " No, I'm just kissing"}, {"start": 8708.84, "end": 8714.68, "text": " After a little more pressure from the officers Zach admits a bit more happened between him and SF"}, {"start": 8718.52, "end": 8723.96, "text": " Hey, Muda died row died from Vegas died, bro. That's what happened exactly"}, {"start": 8723.960000000001, "end": 8730.960000000001, "text": " the next day, they contacted SF's father, telling him that they had seen SF sneaking out of her bedroom window and she wasn't alone."}, {"start": 8730.960000000001, "end": 8735.960000000001, "text": " Then saw, um, he described it as trying to white boy crawling in and out too."}, {"start": 8735.960000000001, "end": 8737.960000000001, "text": " And he said, now I've got daughters."}, {"start": 8737.960000000001, "end": 8738.960000000001, "text": " What time was this?"}, {"start": 8738.960000000001, "end": 8742.960000000001, "text": " Um, that was, I must have been close to seven."}, {"start": 8742.960000000001, "end": 8743.960000000001, "text": " So what did you do?"}, {"start": 8743.960000000001, "end": 8751.720000000001, "text": " white boy crawling in and out too. And he said, I've got daughters. That was, that must have been"}, {"start": 8752.6, "end": 8759.560000000001, "text": " close to seven. It was shortly before I called his bench. And he said, he hollered at him,"}, {"start": 8759.560000000001, "end": 8763.960000000001, "text": " asked what he was doing, and he took off running. He got me out and then we walked around the house"}, {"start": 8763.960000000001, "end": 8768.84, "text": " and we couldn't find him. That was about the time I talked to her, talked to my daughter and figured"}, {"start": 8768.84, "end": 8774.68, "text": " about who it was and apparently he's been in their hiding in her closet for a few days."}, {"start": 8774.68, "end": 8775.68, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 8775.68, "end": 8776.68, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 8776.68, "end": 8777.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8777.68, "end": 8779.68, "text": " According to his mom, he left last Friday."}, {"start": 8779.68, "end": 8784.8, "text": " SF's father explains that he doesn't often go into her room, so he's not sure exactly"}, {"start": 8784.8, "end": 8789.6, "text": " how long Zac may have been hiding in there, but it's likely around a week."}, {"start": 8789.6, "end": 8791.6, "text": " I'm not going to see her again today."}, {"start": 8791.6, "end": 8793.4, "text": " Okay, have that conversation, bro."}, {"start": 8793.4, "end": 8794.4, "text": " Kind of got upset."}, {"start": 8794.4, "end": 8797.56, "text": " I feel kind of bad, but I'm like, I'd really say it's hot."}, {"start": 8797.56, "end": 8798.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8798.56, "end": 8801.08, "text": " a free answer that she's gonna say it's one time."}, {"start": 8801.08, "end": 8801.92, "text": " What's your name then?"}, {"start": 8801.92, "end": 8802.76, "text": " Zach."}, {"start": 8802.76, "end": 8803.76, "text": " Zach, are you willing to come back to the PDU"}, {"start": 8803.76, "end": 8805.32, "text": " with us and make a statement?"}, {"start": 8805.32, "end": 8806.42, "text": " Yeah, okay."}, {"start": 8806.42, "end": 8809.279999999999, "text": " With it clear that Zach isn't being entirely honest,"}, {"start": 8809.279999999999, "end": 8812.24, "text": " he's then transported to the Oshkosh Police Department."}, {"start": 8812.24, "end": 8814.84, "text": " Oh, but would you personally buy one of these?"}, {"start": 8814.84, "end": 8816.279999999999, "text": " These kind of cars, hot car?"}, {"start": 8816.279999999999, "end": 8817.119999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8817.119999999999, "end": 8817.96, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 8817.96, "end": 8818.88, "text": " Why wouldn't you get back this right, Zach?"}, {"start": 8818.88, "end": 8820.279999999999, "text": " Yeah, bro, you're asking way too many questions,"}, {"start": 8820.279999999999, "end": 8821.279999999999, "text": " but you're a fucking pedophiles,"}, {"start": 8821.279999999999, "end": 8822.72, "text": " you're just gonna fuck up and just go."}, {"start": 8822.72, "end": 8823.56, "text": " Keep going, bro."}, {"start": 8826.119999999999, "end": 8828.24, "text": " Sorry, I don't know why it's just,"}, {"start": 8828.24, "end": 8830.14, "text": " Did I need any coming up or what?"}, {"start": 8830.14, "end": 8832.66, "text": " I'm just like, free."}, {"start": 8832.66, "end": 8833.5, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 8833.5, "end": 8835.98, "text": " Yeah, you're tweaking, bro, because you were talking"}, {"start": 8835.98, "end": 8840.06, "text": " to a 14 year old and you're, how old was he, 19?"}, {"start": 8840.9, "end": 8843.26, "text": " Die, bro, die, die."}, {"start": 8843.26, "end": 8844.619999999999, "text": " You can tweak me, boy."}, {"start": 8844.619999999999, "end": 8845.46, "text": " You just pat him."}, {"start": 8845.46, "end": 8847.58, "text": " Never, never, it's you."}, {"start": 8847.58, "end": 8849.34, "text": " I don't know, I don't get question my thoughts"}, {"start": 8849.34, "end": 8850.94, "text": " every day when I move around."}, {"start": 8850.94, "end": 8853.9, "text": " Zach has reassured that he's free to go at any time."}, {"start": 8853.9, "end": 8855.58, "text": " Where did you like start kissing me?"}, {"start": 8855.58, "end": 8856.42, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 8858.24, "end": 8869.68, "text": " He could have left at any time, and he decided to be interrogated."}, {"start": 8869.68, "end": 8876.199999999999, "text": " I mean, I'm glad, like I'm glad he's retarded, and he got caught."}, {"start": 8876.199999999999, "end": 8877.199999999999, "text": " Like, I'm glad."}, {"start": 8877.199999999999, "end": 8880.199999999999, "text": " This guy's just retarded, though, but I'm glad he got caught."}, {"start": 8880.2, "end": 8893.480000000001, "text": " like yeah okay so then after you guys we wasn't making out was it just like a"}, {"start": 8893.480000000001, "end": 8898.400000000001, "text": " little pathway yeah kind of making out but not like actually in no time she"}, {"start": 8898.400000000001, "end": 8903.240000000002, "text": " don't know I'm trying to just on my man how fucking big is this guy's eyes bro"}, {"start": 8903.24, "end": 8904.24, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 8906.56, "end": 8908.84, "text": " I think that's about it. Don't close your mouth from the mouth."}, {"start": 8908.84, "end": 8910.14, "text": " You're touching their rolls?"}, {"start": 8910.14, "end": 8913.14, "text": " I'm not kidding. I think you're like making out with a girl like..."}, {"start": 8913.14, "end": 8916.64, "text": " No, I'm not trying to catch her in on STD, man."}, {"start": 8925.14, "end": 8928.039999999999, "text": " I'm pretty sure no 14-year-old has a fucking STD, bro."}, {"start": 8928.84, "end": 8930.84, "text": " Like, you're the one with the STD, bro."}, {"start": 8931.34, "end": 8932.84, "text": " Slow down there, pal."}, {"start": 8932.84, "end": 8941.32, "text": " slow down there bro. I can't trust that. See, can I just say it's a little scary. No, I ain't trying to do none of that. No, change my tongue."}, {"start": 8946.44, "end": 8953.960000000001, "text": " I can't watch it. I'm like cringing bro. Not even that. Just the fun. That's what this was. Just, that's fun."}, {"start": 8954.84, "end": 8961.24, "text": " That ain't no good. I might be a hard breaker for that, but that ain't it."}, {"start": 8961.24, "end": 8965.64, "text": " No matter what Zach claims, SF's phone tells a different story."}, {"start": 8965.64, "end": 8972.92, "text": " Her and Zach's relationship, like, were they, was it s**t or was it, did she say anything to you?"}, {"start": 8972.92, "end": 8980.199999999999, "text": " To me, no. Pretty much. And I have a whole bunch of old emails saved from them, screenshots and whatnot."}, {"start": 8980.68, "end": 8981.0, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 8981.0, "end": 8985.32, "text": " Um, a lot, much of it, much of it, very s**t and graphic and nature."}, {"start": 8985.32, "end": 8985.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8985.8, "end": 8986.44, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8986.44, "end": 8988.44, "text": " But all the stuff they want to do to each other and..."}, {"start": 8988.44, "end": 8995.4, "text": " would you like give us consent to go through your phone to see I mean I'm not saying that we don't"}, {"start": 8995.4, "end": 9000.6, "text": " trust you or anything but just to see like if there was any text messages or anything like that"}, {"start": 9001.480000000001, "end": 9006.92, "text": " in between your eyes the thing is I was you know there's her story and there's your story right"}, {"start": 9006.92, "end": 9012.6, "text": " there's suicides to every story right and that's kind of what we're trying to find out is no just"}, {"start": 9012.6, "end": 9017.880000000001, "text": " ask her because I need my phone right now. No your phone's right here watch"}, {"start": 9017.880000000001, "end": 9022.04, "text": " me it's like put us together and like can we just help you with together. No."}, {"start": 9022.04, "end": 9033.08, "text": " No. No. No. I don't know. Is there any reason? The only reason is because I have a lot of gay"}, {"start": 9033.08, "end": 9038.16, "text": " way not gay stuff but stuff that would be weird for you to see like literally"}, {"start": 9038.16, "end": 9053.6, "text": " I'm sure I've seen a lot weirder stuff like I'm not here to like judge like whatever you're into"}, {"start": 9053.6, "end": 9059.76, "text": " no I'm not then I'm in so it's the sugar that's all I'm talking to you about it's the excellent"}, {"start": 9059.76, "end": 9062.22, "text": " You pretty much catfish men in the"}, {"start": 9070.800000000001, "end": 9078.24, "text": " You know guys funny story bro, I'm not gonna lie. I'm kind of like low-key like bro back when I was in grade 9"}, {"start": 9079.48, "end": 9084.32, "text": " I gotta add on snapchat by like this really really good-looking like"}, {"start": 9084.32, "end": 9095.76, "text": " like good looking like like girl and she was so freaky bro and I was talking to her for"}, {"start": 9095.76, "end": 9101.72, "text": " like a week two weeks and we were like like kind of like you know we're like we were like"}, {"start": 9101.72, "end": 9107.199999999999, "text": " chilling you know you know all on snap never seen her face like never never never video"}, {"start": 9107.2, "end": 9124.480000000001, "text": " called um and then uh one day um I asked a video call and uh it was a guy"}, {"start": 9129.92, "end": 9133.44, "text": " um and uh yeah yeah"}, {"start": 9133.44, "end": 9135.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9135.44, "end": 9135.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9135.94, "end": 9140.94, "text": " According to court documents, Zach admitted that he and an ex-girlfriend would send pictures to men,"}, {"start": 9140.94, "end": 9144.94, "text": " asked them for photos at return, and then demand money in exchange for-"}, {"start": 9144.94, "end": 9146.94, "text": " Wasn't this like illegal?"}, {"start": 9146.94, "end": 9147.94, "text": " Isn't this illegal?"}, {"start": 9147.94, "end": 9153.44, "text": " So this guy admitted to a second crime that didn't need to be admitted to."}, {"start": 9153.44, "end": 9155.94, "text": " No girl that is a 10 tenths is adding you."}, {"start": 9155.94, "end": 9159.94, "text": " You just flirted with a man glad you finally admitted you are gay."}, {"start": 9159.94, "end": 9162.94, "text": " He also admitted to trying to do this with SF."}, {"start": 9162.94, "end": 9164.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9164.94, "end": 9166.94, "text": " You never tried that."}, {"start": 9166.94, "end": 9168.94, "text": " And I haven't personally, now."}, {"start": 9168.94, "end": 9170.94, "text": " I can't say I haven't."}, {"start": 9170.94, "end": 9172.94, "text": " Given that SF is a minor,"}, {"start": 9172.94, "end": 9174.94, "text": " the officers once again attempt to establish"}, {"start": 9174.94, "end": 9176.94, "text": " how much Zack knows about her age."}, {"start": 9176.94, "end": 9178.94, "text": " Did she ever tell you how old she was?"}, {"start": 9178.94, "end": 9179.94, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9179.94, "end": 9181.94, "text": " How old did you think she was?"}, {"start": 9181.94, "end": 9184.94, "text": " 16, 17, I'm more than 19,"}, {"start": 9184.94, "end": 9186.94, "text": " so I wouldn't be able to tell you."}, {"start": 9186.94, "end": 9187.94, "text": " She was like 16 or 17?"}, {"start": 9187.94, "end": 9188.94, "text": " At least, yeah."}, {"start": 9188.94, "end": 9191.94, "text": " I met in my eyes, there was a four year thing"}, {"start": 9191.94, "end": 9194.1, "text": " Where I was from as long as there's no"}, {"start": 9195.94, "end": 9197.94, "text": " I'm just"}, {"start": 9198.54, "end": 9201.82, "text": " Is there's no way that's not you be going um"}, {"start": 9202.62, "end": 9208.060000000001, "text": " Like you know how much you I do. Yeah, oh dear god. Can I hear it? Oh?"}, {"start": 9210.66, "end": 9212.66, "text": " This guy talks like he's smart"}, {"start": 9213.62, "end": 9216.560000000001, "text": " This guy talks like he's light yagami bro"}, {"start": 9217.7, "end": 9221.54, "text": " This guy talks like light yagami dear god"}, {"start": 9221.94, "end": 9225.7, "text": " Do you know oh god tell me tell me oh god"}, {"start": 9226.44, "end": 9233.640000000001, "text": " Tell me oh dear god. It's like yo, yo, yo, we know bro. We know you know, bro"}, {"start": 9233.640000000001, "end": 9239.28, "text": " We know you know you're not light bro. You're not light. You're not L. You're not light"}, {"start": 9239.28, "end": 9242.460000000001, "text": " You're not no bro. You're bro. Just you know"}, {"start": 9244.9, "end": 9246.9, "text": " While this conversation is taking place"}, {"start": 9246.9, "end": 9253.52, "text": " Officers at the home receive permission to enter SF's bedroom where Zach has apparently been hiding for the past week"}, {"start": 9264.06, "end": 9268.74, "text": " What the fuck is this room an SF's room they find a black machete"}, {"start": 9268.94, "end": 9274.94, "text": " Some of Zach's tank tops is diploma Xbox and blu-ray player. Oh, are you okay?"}, {"start": 9274.94, "end": 9278.9, "text": " This is just literally I'm gonna go ahead and say this bro. I'm gonna go ahead and say this"}, {"start": 9278.9, "end": 9285.4, "text": " This is the family's fault. This is 100% the family's fault. How do you not go into your kids room for weeks?"}, {"start": 9286.140000000001, "end": 9288.640000000001, "text": " Like obviously you're just shit at parenting bro"}, {"start": 9288.86, "end": 9295.140000000001, "text": " You're just shit at parenting if you're a good parent if you were a good dad you this would never happen"}, {"start": 9295.140000000001, "end": 9299.74, "text": " This would have never happened you would have noticed the signs right away if you were closer with your kids"}, {"start": 9299.74, "end": 9303.18, "text": " She would have told you shit. She wouldn't have hiked a head shit from you"}, {"start": 9303.3, "end": 9307.699999999999, "text": " This is 100 100 100 percent the parents fault here. Okay?"}, {"start": 9308.699999999999, "end": 9315.02, "text": " 100% you can't blame the kid because both it's just 14 years old. She doesn't know anything. She's retarded"}, {"start": 9315.14, "end": 9320.74, "text": " Yes, obviously like you can blame her but she's a victim. This is a hundred percent the parents fault, bro"}, {"start": 9323.22, "end": 9325.22, "text": " You like true silence. Yeah, yeah, I"}, {"start": 9326.98, "end": 9328.42, "text": " Think you're full"}, {"start": 9328.42, "end": 9333.42, "text": " That is the first valid thing I've heard you say today everything else was just bullshit."}, {"start": 9333.42, "end": 9334.42, "text": " It's time to be honest."}, {"start": 9334.42, "end": 9336.42, "text": " All right, what do you mean by that?"}, {"start": 9336.42, "end": 9341.42, "text": " I know your messenger. I know a lot more than you think I know."}, {"start": 9341.42, "end": 9342.42, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9342.42, "end": 9344.42, "text": " Okay, so it's time to be honest."}, {"start": 9344.42, "end": 9345.42, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9345.42, "end": 9347.42, "text": " So tell me about what's going on."}, {"start": 9347.42, "end": 9352.42, "text": " So I'm pretty much dating this girl for September to now."}, {"start": 9352.42, "end": 9358.56, "text": " And well fucking grab that drink like when I grab it when I'm on an e-date with 30 girls"}, {"start": 9358.960000000001, "end": 9363.86, "text": " Yo, if y'all go back to that e-date, bro, if y'all go back to that e-date on YouTube, bro"}, {"start": 9363.86, "end": 9368.8, "text": " Oh my god, bro. Oh my god the second. I'm on an e-date with the girl"}, {"start": 9369.82, "end": 9371.9, "text": " Grab the yo this guy's nervous, bro"}, {"start": 9371.9, "end": 9374.3, "text": " I can move her pretty much."}, {"start": 9374.3, "end": 9376.06, "text": " I ain't banging or nothing."}, {"start": 9376.06, "end": 9379.18, "text": " I didn't talk about it until I did the action."}, {"start": 9379.18, "end": 9379.9, "text": " That's cool."}, {"start": 9379.9, "end": 9381.9, "text": " That's a year old pressure."}, {"start": 9381.9, "end": 9384.779999999999, "text": " His lock screen is an image of two hands held together"}, {"start": 9384.779999999999, "end": 9386.38, "text": " by their pinky fingers."}, {"start": 9386.38, "end": 9389.26, "text": " In the middle of the screen are the words together."}, {"start": 9389.26, "end": 9393.1, "text": " And the date October 3rd, 2024, the day he says"}, {"start": 9393.1, "end": 9395.98, "text": " he started dating 14 year old SF."}, {"start": 9395.98, "end": 9397.74, "text": " Just be straight up like what type of things"}, {"start": 9397.74, "end": 9398.94, "text": " are you guys talking about?"}, {"start": 9398.94, "end": 9401.66, "text": " I'm just going to say no."}, {"start": 9401.66, "end": 9408.46, "text": " much other like stupid like we'll be normal and then we're in a not at all did i want to"}, {"start": 9409.98, "end": 9417.42, "text": " no did i love her in a way yeah okay was it intense like that no see if i'm saying that"}, {"start": 9417.42, "end": 9425.26, "text": " context i'm not doing it i'm not doing it okay i'm okay i'm i know i am i'm not gonna go into"}, {"start": 9425.26, "end": 9428.42, "text": " Oh, oh, yeah, no, I'm not actually doing it."}, {"start": 9428.42, "end": 9432.06, "text": " Officers reported that in messages to SF, Zack wrote,"}, {"start": 9432.06, "end": 9434.86, "text": " quote, I own you, you're mine."}, {"start": 9434.86, "end": 9435.78, "text": " Throughout the messages,"}, {"start": 9435.78, "end": 9439.02, "text": " Zack tells her on a continuous basis that he needs her,"}, {"start": 9439.02, "end": 9441.58, "text": " can't be without her, and that she is his."}, {"start": 9441.58, "end": 9444.74, "text": " So when you guys were messaging back and forth,"}, {"start": 9444.74, "end": 9446.58, "text": " back and forth on Junior about like this,"}, {"start": 9446.58, "end": 9448.460000000001, "text": " it was so disgusting."}, {"start": 9449.460000000001, "end": 9452.54, "text": " Like this, like a photo sent by either of you,"}, {"start": 9452.54, "end": 9454.74, "text": " like, did she send you anything?"}, {"start": 9454.74, "end": 9456.699999999999, "text": " Did you send her anything?"}, {"start": 9456.699999999999, "end": 9458.199999999999, "text": " Was there anything like that?"}, {"start": 9459.58, "end": 9461.039999999999, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 9461.039999999999, "end": 9464.9, "text": " The very first was like October or something, that's it."}, {"start": 9464.9, "end": 9466.02, "text": " And it's deleted."}, {"start": 9466.02, "end": 9468.26, "text": " She had it on her phone, not mine."}, {"start": 9468.26, "end": 9470.26, "text": " Yeah, you can work on uploading those ones"}, {"start": 9470.26, "end": 9471.42, "text": " to that link again."}, {"start": 9471.42, "end": 9474.26, "text": " Yeah, so maybe a bunch of them, especially ID-ing"}, {"start": 9474.26, "end": 9476.1, "text": " because they don't see what's busted."}, {"start": 9477.02, "end": 9478.66, "text": " Try finding the more graphic ones."}, {"start": 9478.66, "end": 9479.98, "text": " Well, many of the conversations."}, {"start": 9479.98, "end": 9482.86, "text": " Imagine having your dad go through that shit, bro."}, {"start": 9482.86, "end": 9484.66, "text": " Imagine having your own dad."}, {"start": 9484.66, "end": 9486.66, "text": " ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"}, {"start": 9486.66, "end": 9489.66, "text": " It's between Zach and SF work graphic and nature"}, {"start": 9489.66, "end": 9492.66, "text": " They also discussed running away together if they got caught"}, {"start": 9492.66, "end": 9494.66, "text": " And one message Zach refers to her"}, {"start": 9494.66, "end": 9496.66, "text": " This is Juliet"}, {"start": 9496.66, "end": 9497.66, "text": " When confronted by"}, {"start": 9497.66, "end": 9499.66, "text": " And one message Zach refers to"}, {"start": 9499.66, "end": 9501.66, "text": " And if we got caught then so what"}, {"start": 9501.66, "end": 9503.66, "text": " We can run away together my Juliet"}, {"start": 9503.66, "end": 9504.66, "text": " Bro you need to die"}, {"start": 9504.66, "end": 9505.66, "text": " You need to die"}, {"start": 9505.66, "end": 9506.66, "text": " There's something wrong with you"}, {"start": 9506.66, "end": 9507.66, "text": " You need to die"}, {"start": 9507.66, "end": 9509.66, "text": " You need to get hit by a train bro"}, {"start": 9509.66, "end": 9510.66, "text": " NGTA 5"}, {"start": 9510.66, "end": 9511.66, "text": " You need to die"}, {"start": 9511.66, "end": 9512.66, "text": " Bro you're a platform bro"}, {"start": 9512.66, "end": 9518.78, "text": " to her as his Juliet when confronted by the investigators Zat finally cracks"}, {"start": 9518.78, "end": 9521.22, "text": " dude just be straight"}, {"start": 9521.22, "end": 9524.82, "text": " this is your time tell your side of things"}, {"start": 9524.82, "end": 9527.86, "text": " we ain't going to harm"}, {"start": 9527.86, "end": 9531.34, "text": " no"}, {"start": 9531.34, "end": 9535.34, "text": " no"}, {"start": 9535.34, "end": 9538.34, "text": " no"}, {"start": 9538.34, "end": 9545.34, "text": " No, just one time, it wasn't even like anything serious."}, {"start": 9545.34, "end": 9548.34, "text": " You guys had a **** that night?"}, {"start": 9548.34, "end": 9554.34, "text": " Just a bitch with Howard Lennon."}, {"start": 9554.34, "end": 9557.34, "text": " And that's what I'm even more worried about."}, {"start": 9557.34, "end": 9559.34, "text": " You were a rubber?"}, {"start": 9559.34, "end": 9566.34, "text": " No, let's put up an M."}, {"start": 9566.34, "end": 9567.34, "text": " yourself."}, {"start": 9567.34, "end": 9572.34, "text": " Did you say, did you say, did you say, did you say?"}, {"start": 9572.34, "end": 9576.34, "text": " I went by myself and went back to the street."}, {"start": 9576.34, "end": 9580.34, "text": " Because my body obviously is, you guys aren't able to contain him."}, {"start": 9580.34, "end": 9581.34, "text": " No past question."}, {"start": 9581.34, "end": 9583.34, "text": " He tries to come back here."}, {"start": 9583.34, "end": 9584.34, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 9584.34, "end": 9591.34, "text": " Well, I mean, at the very least I have enough to bring him to jail on fourth degree assault."}, {"start": 9591.34, "end": 9592.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9592.34, "end": 9598.26, "text": " to be honest man like yeah i'm sorry i was a bit nervous earlier i told you if i have to piss"}, {"start": 9598.26, "end": 9601.7, "text": " i'm not gonna really talk much because i'm not trying to piss i'm trying to think of something"}, {"start": 9601.7, "end": 9607.06, "text": " else but dude i'm gonna be honest i don't i don't need to die i have zero purpose and i didn't"}, {"start": 9607.06, "end": 9613.62, "text": " you know i can get you in more trouble it's worse if you die just be honest get your life together"}, {"start": 9613.62, "end": 9618.98, "text": " and move on we never met we're all good i go home you're good you're good"}, {"start": 9618.98, "end": 9622.58, "text": " You're not a bad person, you're just broke in a bad area."}, {"start": 9622.58, "end": 9625.22, "text": " Yeah bro, you're never getting released, bro."}, {"start": 9626.699999999999, "end": 9631.699999999999, "text": " Bro thinks he's going to, bro thinks he's going home."}, {"start": 9631.9, "end": 9634.859999999999, "text": " You're going to the sandpaper room, bro."}, {"start": 9634.859999999999, "end": 9637.5, "text": " You're going to the sandpaper room, bro."}, {"start": 9637.5, "end": 9639.38, "text": " With Zach's belief that he's headed home"}, {"start": 9639.38, "end": 9643.34, "text": " after this conversation, he's in for a rude awakening."}, {"start": 9643.34, "end": 9644.5, "text": " And I don't want to have a face to wall"}, {"start": 9644.5, "end": 9646.38, "text": " and put your act on your back, okay?"}, {"start": 9646.38, "end": 9647.22, "text": " You?"}, {"start": 9648.98, "end": 9655.98, "text": " So here's the deal."}, {"start": 9655.98, "end": 9673.98, "text": " Is he still wearing her fuckers?"}, {"start": 9673.98, "end": 9675.98, "text": " So here's the deal."}, {"start": 9675.98, "end": 9681.82, "text": " We're gonna be taking out for a son of a child and then using a your device to"}, {"start": 9681.82, "end": 9687.02, "text": " for something. Okay, can you be sure? Yeah, I got you."}, {"start": 9687.02, "end": 9693.02, "text": " I need a guy standing right there. Um, I still don't want to really be able to do that."}, {"start": 9693.02, "end": 9699.02, "text": " Hey, what's your name? I'm like, we cool. Yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 9699.02, "end": 9703.02, "text": " I think that you're good. God, I don't even know what I was doing."}, {"start": 9703.02, "end": 9707.02, "text": " Can you tell me, before I make that decision, what was it?"}, {"start": 9707.02, "end": 9721.26, "text": " According to police documents, Zach eventually admitted that his mother told him SF was only"}, {"start": 9721.26, "end": 9725.26, "text": " 14 after she'd been contacted by SF's dad."}, {"start": 9725.26, "end": 9729.44, "text": " He explained his reason for continuing the relationship despite the age difference was"}, {"start": 9729.44, "end": 9733.94, "text": " that he loved her, and it was a different feeling than he had experienced with anyone"}, {"start": 9733.94, "end": 9734.94, "text": " else."}, {"start": 9734.94, "end": 9736.94, "text": " We're good man."}, {"start": 9736.94, "end": 9738.94, "text": " We all good."}, {"start": 9738.94, "end": 9740.94, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 9740.94, "end": 9742.94, "text": " I'm just doing my job."}, {"start": 9742.94, "end": 9744.94, "text": " Yeah, you're good, bro."}, {"start": 9744.94, "end": 9748.94, "text": " Zachary Boat was charged with second degree assault of a child,"}, {"start": 9748.94, "end": 9751.94, "text": " use of a computer to facilitate a child crime,"}, {"start": 9751.94, "end": 9754.94, "text": " and exposing a child to harmful material."}, {"start": 9754.94, "end": 9757.94, "text": " He pled not guilty, and in October 2025,"}, {"start": 9757.94, "end": 9759.94, "text": " all charges were dismissed by the..."}, {"start": 9759.94, "end": 9761.94, "text": " AHHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 9761.94, "end": 9763.94, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 9763.94, "end": 9768.78, "text": " His case was then picked up by the federal court, and Zack was charged with travel with"}, {"start": 9768.78, "end": 9774.74, "text": " intent to engage in illicit conduct with a minor, production of child, and coercing"}, {"start": 9774.74, "end": 9777.7, "text": " a minor for unlawful activity."}, {"start": 9777.7, "end": 9783.460000000001, "text": " In a letter to the judge, Zack wrote that he takes full responsibility for his actions."}, {"start": 9783.460000000001, "end": 9786.78, "text": " He pled guilty to the production of child."}, {"start": 9786.78, "end": 9790.32, "text": " As part of his plea agreement, the other two charges were dismissed."}, {"start": 9790.32, "end": 9793.16, "text": " He was sentenced to 15 years in prison."}, {"start": 9793.16, "end": 9797.8, "text": " Following the completion of his sentence he will be on supervised release for 15 years"}, {"start": 9797.8, "end": 9802.48, "text": " in order to comply with the requirements of the Defender Registration and Notification"}, {"start": 9802.48, "end": 9803.48, "text": " Act."}, {"start": 9803.48, "end": 9806.76, "text": " We had to cut many details from this video for YouTube."}, {"start": 9806.76, "end": 9811.72, "text": " Watch our full videos as they were originally made with no randomly muted words or details"}, {"start": 9811.72, "end": 9812.72, "text": " cut."}, {"start": 9812.72, "end": 9818.039999999999, "text": " We've also dropped brand new IWU videos available only on IWU+."}, {"start": 9818.04, "end": 9820.04, "text": " 15 years?"}, {"start": 9821.880000000001, "end": 9824.160000000002, "text": " That's a lot bro that guy's fucked"}, {"start": 9825.04, "end": 9827.2, "text": " 15 years is a lot"}, {"start": 9827.880000000001, "end": 9833.240000000002, "text": " That guy's fucked now on iOS Roku Amazon fire Apple TV"}, {"start": 9834.12, "end": 9837.84, "text": " 15 because he pled guilty that's insane 15 years is a lot bro"}, {"start": 9838.44, "end": 9841.76, "text": " I'm honestly he deserves every year bro every year"}, {"start": 9845.2, "end": 9847.2, "text": " Geez"}, {"start": 9848.04, "end": 9854.04, "text": " Yeah, I mean he deserves that he deserves that bro. How long did he get? He got 15 years bro."}, {"start": 9854.04, "end": 9857.04, "text": " We got 15 years."}, {"start": 9864.04, "end": 9867.04, "text": " I thought it was gonna be like five years."}, {"start": 9867.04, "end": 9882.04, "text": " Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know."}, {"start": 9882.04, "end": 9886.04, "text": " Yo, it's they like gonna snake me out."}, {"start": 9886.04, "end": 9889.04, "text": " Like, where's this guy bro?"}, {"start": 9889.04, "end": 9891.04, "text": " Yo, where you at?"}, {"start": 9897.04, "end": 9905.240000000002, "text": " How old was he I think it was 18 and I think it was 19 and the girl was 14"}, {"start": 9905.240000000002, "end": 9907.92, "text": " Disgusting man"}, {"start": 9907.92, "end": 9921.240000000002, "text": " Wait what's radiant now?"}, {"start": 9921.240000000002, "end": 9923.0, "text": " Radiant is 300RR"}, {"start": 9923.0, "end": 9930.0, "text": " Wait, since when is Radiant 300RR?"}, {"start": 9930.0, "end": 9931.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9931.0, "end": 9932.0, "text": " Radiant is 300RR?"}, {"start": 9932.0, "end": 9937.0, "text": " Well, I can do that shit with my balls."}, {"start": 9937.0, "end": 9941.0, "text": " Y'all was saying it was good, bro."}, {"start": 9941.0, "end": 9943.0, "text": " Oh, it was good."}, {"start": 9943.0, "end": 9945.0, "text": " I'm restarting my PC."}, {"start": 9945.0, "end": 9948.0, "text": " That's why I started it."}, {"start": 9948.0, "end": 9950.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9950.0, "end": 9953.44, "text": " I'm restarting my PC. That's why I didn't pick up"}, {"start": 9959.52, "end": 9963.36, "text": " Now I was just chilling bro, I was chilling. I was playing some flow bro. That's what I'm saying"}, {"start": 9968.56, "end": 9970.56, "text": " Just chilling and shit just chilling"}, {"start": 9970.56, "end": 9974.0, "text": " I won my game bro, this game is so easy bro"}, {"start": 9975.279999999999, "end": 9978.4, "text": " Bro your career is looking good right now holy shit"}, {"start": 9978.4, "end": 9979.519999999999, "text": " Did you see it bro?"}, {"start": 9979.92, "end": 9981.92, "text": " Your career is looking good"}, {"start": 9981.92, "end": 9984.72, "text": " Bro I don't lose bro, I don't lose bro"}, {"start": 9985.439999999999, "end": 9987.92, "text": " Fucking hell I wonder why man, fucking Win Trader"}, {"start": 9988.16, "end": 9989.279999999999, "text": " Bro what?"}, {"start": 9992.8, "end": 9994.88, "text": " Bro why is my PC black bro?"}, {"start": 9994.880000000001, "end": 10002.000000000002, "text": " All right, bro. I want to get my I want to get my diamond today, bro. Let's go. Very"}, {"start": 10002.000000000002, "end": 10006.000000000002, "text": " let's go. Let's go. What will we got? What we got? Who we who we playing with? We do"}, {"start": 10006.000000000002, "end": 10013.04, "text": " a Q&A today. I think I got one person, bro. Who you got? I think let me call him real quick."}, {"start": 10013.04, "end": 10015.04, "text": " I have that that that"}, {"start": 10025.36, "end": 10027.36, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 10027.44, "end": 10029.44, "text": " Yep"}, {"start": 10032.080000000002, "end": 10034.080000000002, "text": " The man the myth the legend"}, {"start": 10035.28, "end": 10038.560000000001, "text": " You sure right now I am why look I come"}, {"start": 10039.36, "end": 10041.68, "text": " Listen bro. I have a question to ask you"}, {"start": 10041.68, "end": 10048.0, "text": " it was good do you want to help me get diamond in Predator or what the fuck"}, {"start": 10048.0, "end": 10053.08, "text": " sorry do you want to help me get diamond in apex legends I'm down bro I'm"}, {"start": 10053.08, "end": 10056.800000000001, "text": " looking trying to get down around to I've hit diamond like a couple days ago"}, {"start": 10056.800000000001, "end": 10061.36, "text": " or like last season but I could reset some of them anymore so you're now to"}, {"start": 10061.36, "end": 10067.4, "text": " get do you want to become a predator with me um yeah I'm down to become a"}, {"start": 10067.4, "end": 10069.4, "text": " Predator in any puts"}, {"start": 10069.4, "end": 10072.4, "text": " Alright, bet bro, bet, alright, get on, alright?"}, {"start": 10072.4, "end": 10075.4, "text": " I'm gonna actually call me you and Zing, alright?"}, {"start": 10075.4, "end": 10076.4, "text": " I'm actually done, I'm actually done"}, {"start": 10076.4, "end": 10078.4, "text": " Let's go bro, alright, let's go"}, {"start": 10078.4, "end": 10079.4, "text": " Not bad"}, {"start": 10080.4, "end": 10081.4, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 10081.4, "end": 10082.4, "text": " Yo, who we go for?"}, {"start": 10082.4, "end": 10088.4, "text": " I got the man, the myth, the legend, King Zerobro, jeeb, do you know who that is?"}, {"start": 10088.4, "end": 10091.4, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know King Zerobro"}, {"start": 10091.4, "end": 10093.4, "text": " Alright, let's go"}, {"start": 10093.4, "end": 10101.199999999999, "text": " Oh shit, I need that account out. Wait, let me look on that shit. Let me see. By the"}, {"start": 10101.199999999999, "end": 10108.359999999999, "text": " way, Zane! What's good, bro? Tell me. I've been practicing, bro. You've been practicing?"}, {"start": 10108.359999999999, "end": 10113.56, "text": " Wait, when? Yesterday night, bro. Yesterday night? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 10113.56, "end": 10120.68, "text": " Hey, what off stream? Yes, sir. Yes. Nah, say walla. No way. I don't believe you know a"}, {"start": 10123.68, "end": 10127.6, "text": " Wow, I just like to my face"}, {"start": 10133.0, "end": 10135.84, "text": " I better that you can wait I came to the corner"}, {"start": 10135.84, "end": 10145.84, "text": " What are we saying chat we guys up to tonight for 2 fucking days, 1am bro, can't even speak"}, {"start": 10145.84, "end": 10146.84, "text": " loud."}, {"start": 10146.84, "end": 10159.84, "text": " How are you guys doing tonight chat, how are you guys doing?"}, {"start": 10159.84, "end": 10161.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10162.4, "end": 10164.4, "text": " Saw weekend was good, bro"}, {"start": 10166.2, "end": 10168.2, "text": " Yo, how'd you like ice man?"}, {"start": 10168.84, "end": 10174.4, "text": " I can't lie bro. I actually like it a lot. I know my favorite song bro. Let me send you my favorite song"}, {"start": 10174.880000000001, "end": 10176.880000000001, "text": " All of the guests, uh"}, {"start": 10177.04, "end": 10183.34, "text": " No, I guess guess guess. Oh, it's gotta be national treasures Janice. Shut the fuck up or make them. No"}, {"start": 10183.34, "end": 10186.460000000001, "text": " No, this one wait wait wait wait wait."}, {"start": 10186.460000000001, "end": 10187.460000000001, "text": " Red Salmoner?"}, {"start": 10187.460000000001, "end": 10188.460000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10188.460000000001, "end": 10189.460000000001, "text": " Dust?"}, {"start": 10189.460000000001, "end": 10191.460000000001, "text": " I mean it's from Habibi so like."}, {"start": 10191.460000000001, "end": 10192.460000000001, "text": " No, it's from Habibi."}, {"start": 10192.460000000001, "end": 10193.460000000001, "text": " Oh, uh it's WholeFace."}, {"start": 10193.460000000001, "end": 10194.460000000001, "text": " No no no, so High Five."}, {"start": 10194.460000000001, "end": 10195.460000000001, "text": " WNBA?"}, {"start": 10195.460000000001, "end": 10196.460000000001, "text": " What the fuck you like this one?"}, {"start": 10196.460000000001, "end": 10197.460000000001, "text": " It's your favorite song."}, {"start": 10197.460000000001, "end": 10198.460000000001, "text": " Bro that song is so good man."}, {"start": 10198.460000000001, "end": 10199.460000000001, "text": " It's so good."}, {"start": 10199.460000000001, "end": 10200.460000000001, "text": " I'm so glad."}, {"start": 10200.460000000001, "end": 10201.460000000001, "text": " I'm so glad."}, {"start": 10201.460000000001, "end": 10202.460000000001, "text": " I'm so glad."}, {"start": 10202.460000000001, "end": 10203.460000000001, "text": " I'm so glad."}, {"start": 10203.460000000001, "end": 10204.460000000001, "text": " I'm so glad."}, {"start": 10204.460000000001, "end": 10205.460000000001, "text": " I'm so glad."}, {"start": 10205.460000000001, "end": 10206.460000000001, "text": " I'm so glad."}, {"start": 10206.460000000001, "end": 10207.460000000001, "text": " I'm so glad."}, {"start": 10207.460000000001, "end": 10208.460000000001, "text": " I'm so glad."}, {"start": 10208.460000000001, "end": 10209.460000000001, "text": " I'm so glad."}, {"start": 10209.460000000001, "end": 10210.460000000001, "text": " I'm so glad."}, {"start": 10210.460000000001, "end": 10211.460000000001, "text": " I'm so glad."}, {"start": 10211.460000000001, "end": 10212.460000000001, "text": " I'm so glad."}, {"start": 10212.460000000001, "end": 10214.460000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10219.460000000001, "end": 10225.76, "text": " Think low-key Drake like was targeting other audiences when he made this when he made this the songs no, no, no"}, {"start": 10225.76, "end": 10228.460000000001, "text": " No, I can't like I really like national treasures"}, {"start": 10229.140000000001, "end": 10235.76, "text": " Make make them remember and make them make them cry and whisper my name to whisper my name is probably my favorite from ice man honestly"}, {"start": 10235.76, "end": 10237.76, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10238.82, "end": 10240.82, "text": " Brought you to get on to fuck you"}, {"start": 10244.76, "end": 10250.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's me bruh I'm on for today. I'm platform today. Yeah, that's what today"}, {"start": 10251.48, "end": 10254.56, "text": " Let me add a canes there in the call. We got kinsor. I bet"}, {"start": 10265.76, "end": 10269.26, "text": " Hey Siri message Drake and tell him good job on the album"}, {"start": 10271.0, "end": 10276.16, "text": " Here's what I heard to jinxie bro. Yo, why is it bro? Oh my god"}, {"start": 10281.48, "end": 10285.56, "text": " One million dollar house fucking big as a pool"}, {"start": 10288.4, "end": 10290.4, "text": " Kingsville"}, {"start": 10295.76, "end": 10305.52, "text": " I don't know why Kings are the answer to this guy, you want to play one mode before until"}, {"start": 10305.52, "end": 10306.52, "text": " you get to the top?"}, {"start": 10306.52, "end": 10307.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10307.52, "end": 10310.52, "text": " Alright, there it is."}, {"start": 10310.52, "end": 10311.52, "text": " Yo, Kane."}, {"start": 10311.52, "end": 10312.52, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 10312.52, "end": 10313.52, "text": " What a new flight crew, FTC!"}, {"start": 10313.52, "end": 10314.52, "text": " Flight team's here."}, {"start": 10314.52, "end": 10315.52, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 10315.52, "end": 10316.52, "text": " That was good, bro."}, {"start": 10316.52, "end": 10317.52, "text": " That was a good boy."}, {"start": 10317.52, "end": 10318.52, "text": " What's your thing, bro?"}, {"start": 10318.52, "end": 10319.52, "text": " What's your thing?"}, {"start": 10319.52, "end": 10320.52, "text": " My steam or like my Apex?"}, {"start": 10320.52, "end": 10321.52, "text": " Your steam, your steam."}, {"start": 10321.52, "end": 10322.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10322.52, "end": 10326.560000000001, "text": " My steam or like my apex your steam your steam. Okay. Let me send my friend good"}, {"start": 10327.2, "end": 10333.16, "text": " So my come I have a 20 day since band record don't question that it was on"}, {"start": 10333.720000000001, "end": 10337.2, "text": " Rainbow six siege and they false ban me bro. So I don't know what the fuck was about that"}, {"start": 10338.960000000001, "end": 10340.960000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10340.960000000001, "end": 10344.44, "text": " Yeah, bro, they think I was cheating but then they found out I was cheating"}, {"start": 10344.960000000001, "end": 10349.08, "text": " Seven years ago in the band. So I thought like that's like always why they banned you because like that"}, {"start": 10349.4, "end": 10351.4, "text": " It was because of that"}, {"start": 10351.4, "end": 10353.4, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 10354.64, "end": 10356.64, "text": " Just kind of shameless bro"}, {"start": 10356.84, "end": 10362.119999999999, "text": " Do you do you believe in that keen like like like should they just unbend me bro if I cheated when I was 15 years old?"}, {"start": 10363.6, "end": 10371.08, "text": " My lucky free cane man. He did nothing wrong. Yeah, I think they definitely should unbend you like I see there like they're like viewpoint on it"}, {"start": 10373.84, "end": 10374.8, "text": " Yeah, it's all good"}, {"start": 10374.800000000001, "end": 10378.080000000002, "text": " Did they know that I have 17 different alt accounts with spoofers all on them?"}, {"start": 10378.080000000002, "end": 10382.640000000001, "text": " So I'm playing off stream. It doesn't really matter. No, what was that like stream idea? I heard you say you said you're gonna like"}, {"start": 10383.320000000002, "end": 10387.28, "text": " Keep making accounts and playing on stream while trying to hitch him. Yeah, I'm gonna hit on"}, {"start": 10387.28, "end": 10392.28, "text": " I'm gonna hit I'm gonna hide my name put a box over it put stream remote on and literally try to"}, {"start": 10392.28, "end": 10395.560000000001, "text": " For a way, they just like literally instantly then you let there's no other like that"}, {"start": 10395.560000000001, "end": 10399.960000000001, "text": " Don't they can't because there's a because I could just put on stream mode and hide my name"}, {"start": 10399.960000000001, "end": 10401.960000000001, "text": " So how they gonna know what my username is?"}, {"start": 10401.960000000001, "end": 10406.320000000002, "text": " Like hide the enemy names to ensure. Yeah, there's a setting where you can hide everything"}, {"start": 10407.900000000001, "end": 10411.880000000001, "text": " There's a setting where you can hide the enemy name your name and everyone's name in the lobby"}, {"start": 10413.480000000001, "end": 10417.94, "text": " Right, I'm not seeing that idea. I'm not like I don't think it's gonna work how"}, {"start": 10423.52, "end": 10427.320000000002, "text": " They can get it off match ID by the way, but yeah chat, but what the fuck's written?"}, {"start": 10427.320000000002, "end": 10429.42, "text": " How are they gonna find what the match ID is?"}, {"start": 10431.960000000001, "end": 10436.12, "text": " All right, y'all ready?"}, {"start": 10436.12, "end": 10438.6, "text": " Oh, I'm ready to go, man."}, {"start": 10438.6, "end": 10440.12, "text": " It's fucking late over here."}, {"start": 10440.12, "end": 10441.68, "text": " No, check the IP address, bro."}, {"start": 10441.68, "end": 10442.68, "text": " I use a VPN."}, {"start": 10442.68, "end": 10443.68, "text": " Are you Australian?"}, {"start": 10443.68, "end": 10444.68, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 10444.68, "end": 10445.68, "text": " From London, bro."}, {"start": 10445.68, "end": 10446.68, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 10446.68, "end": 10447.68, "text": " It's a London U, man."}, {"start": 10447.68, "end": 10453.12, "text": " It's a London U. How many people have you stabbed, Zayn?"}, {"start": 10453.12, "end": 10455.12, "text": " Keep it a buck, me, bro."}, {"start": 10455.12, "end": 10456.12, "text": " Uh, 600."}, {"start": 10456.12, "end": 10457.12, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 10457.12, "end": 10458.12, "text": " Everyone in my neighborhood."}, {"start": 10458.12, "end": 10459.12, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 10459.12, "end": 10461.12, "text": " Oh, they're making a lag."}, {"start": 10461.12, "end": 10475.76, "text": " Yeah, maybe like a week or two I'm trying to get the highest rank in every game."}, {"start": 10475.76, "end": 10478.76, "text": " So I'm going to get Predator, I'm going to get Predator, and once I'm up Predator I'm"}, {"start": 10478.76, "end": 10484.68, "text": " going to go kill a champion in Siege, and once I'm in Siege I'm going to become a challenger"}, {"start": 10484.68, "end": 10485.68, "text": " in League of Legends bro."}, {"start": 10485.68, "end": 10490.68, "text": " It is hard, it is hard, it's hard."}, {"start": 10490.68, "end": 10494.68, "text": " I started playing this game when I got banned."}, {"start": 10494.68, "end": 10499.68, "text": " This game is fun, I won't lie though, it's very challenging though bro, it's very very challenging, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 10499.68, "end": 10502.68, "text": " No it's hard, if you make any mistakes you're actually dead."}, {"start": 10502.68, "end": 10503.68, "text": " You're literally dead I know."}, {"start": 10503.68, "end": 10504.68, "text": " You can't play like a dumbass."}, {"start": 10504.68, "end": 10509.68, "text": " No, you didn't have good mechanics and good in..."}, {"start": 10509.68, "end": 10510.68, "text": " By any means, about positioning I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 10510.68, "end": 10512.68, "text": " Yes, positioning so yeah."}, {"start": 10512.68, "end": 10514.68, "text": " Are you talking about apex?"}, {"start": 10514.68, "end": 10515.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10515.68, "end": 10517.68, "text": " Wait, wait, someone else, gen master."}, {"start": 10517.68, "end": 10519.68, "text": " Oh fuck, I gotta fucking put my cheats on you."}, {"start": 10519.68, "end": 10522.68, "text": " But I thought we should have been diamond, you know?"}, {"start": 10522.68, "end": 10524.68, "text": " We what?"}, {"start": 10524.68, "end": 10526.68, "text": " We shouldn't have been diamond? What do you mean?"}, {"start": 10526.68, "end": 10529.68, "text": " Yeah, like one time they picked us where we were right here."}, {"start": 10529.68, "end": 10531.68, "text": " Yeah, it broke us cause, oh yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 10531.68, "end": 10534.68, "text": " Bro, that was cause I was on the other thing, the other."}, {"start": 10534.68, "end": 10536.68, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 10536.68, "end": 10551.84, "text": " you like the drop zone more wait no I know no yeah like I've hit it like I"}, {"start": 10551.84, "end": 10554.36, "text": " hated that like I almost like stop playing for a sec from just kind of like"}, {"start": 10554.36, "end": 10561.0, "text": " landed like five people yeah oh yeah like I like that I'm just die right away"}, {"start": 10561.0, "end": 10563.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10591.0, "end": 10593.0, "text": " I'm gonna shoot"}, {"start": 10599.0, "end": 10602.6, "text": " You can go to like that guy that gun on them those are gonna shotgun on there"}, {"start": 10605.0, "end": 10607.0, "text": " I mean, I don't know I'm dead"}, {"start": 10609.0, "end": 10611.0, "text": " We want to speak one on high one on high"}, {"start": 10615.0, "end": 10617.0, "text": " How am I alive?"}, {"start": 10617.0, "end": 10619.0, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 10649.0, "end": 10651.0, "text": " Why are you"}, {"start": 10662.0, "end": 10665.52, "text": " They are good, but like you know they are is it better it really no oh"}, {"start": 10665.52, "end": 10667.84, "text": " So never does this game like all guns are like balance. I feel like"}, {"start": 10669.44, "end": 10671.72, "text": " Yeah, I don't feel like anything is like bad or broken"}, {"start": 10671.72, "end": 10682.48, "text": " I never use it though but I hear it's like so good for breaking doors"}, {"start": 10682.48, "end": 10685.48, "text": " Wait, what's that guy doing? What's that guy doing in the yard here?"}, {"start": 10685.48, "end": 10687.48, "text": " Oh, what?"}, {"start": 10687.48, "end": 10689.48, "text": " I told y'all I heard something wrong."}, {"start": 10689.48, "end": 10692.48, "text": " Who's standing in the corner? Is it 3xR?"}, {"start": 10692.48, "end": 10694.48, "text": " Sweet Muda."}, {"start": 10694.48, "end": 10696.48, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 10696.48, "end": 10698.48, "text": " What's your guys' favorite scope?"}, {"start": 10698.48, "end": 10700.48, "text": " That trucks in 1x."}, {"start": 10700.48, "end": 10704.48, "text": " Let's show you this favorite Drake song like the whole time."}, {"start": 10704.48, "end": 10708.48, "text": " My favorite Drake song of all time."}, {"start": 10708.48, "end": 10710.48, "text": " Like all time, bro."}, {"start": 10710.48, "end": 10713.76, "text": " Like my like favorite one like I actually like changes so much"}, {"start": 10717.64, "end": 10719.64, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10727.92, "end": 10729.92, "text": " It's more a bit of rare"}, {"start": 10734.56, "end": 10736.56, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 10736.56, "end": 10738.56, "text": " What's your favorite song of the new album though?"}, {"start": 10738.56, "end": 10743.56, "text": " Yeah, it's gotta be fucking either National Treasures or..."}, {"start": 10743.56, "end": 10748.56, "text": " Something Shippin' Fuck Up"}, {"start": 10748.56, "end": 10750.56, "text": " Yeah, the Shippin' Fuck Up Jinnies"}, {"start": 10750.56, "end": 10753.56, "text": " That's my favorite one"}, {"start": 10756.56, "end": 10758.56, "text": " We're the people fighting here"}, {"start": 10758.56, "end": 10760.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10765.56, "end": 10767.56, "text": " Want dead one right here"}, {"start": 10772.24, "end": 10774.24, "text": " One more outside"}, {"start": 10776.68, "end": 10778.68, "text": " He's trying to run"}, {"start": 10778.68, "end": 10780.68, "text": " I'm gonna kill them, what's fuck?"}, {"start": 10782.7, "end": 10784.7, "text": " You look too looked in bruh there is no chance"}, {"start": 10784.7, "end": 10786.7, "text": " oh, that was good"}, {"start": 10787.7, "end": 10789.7, "text": " we only have 100 hours in this game"}, {"start": 10789.7, "end": 10791.7, "text": " like recently"}, {"start": 10797.2, "end": 10799.2, "text": " Where are people at?"}, {"start": 10799.2, "end": 10801.2, "text": " Yeah, these guys on the 100%"}, {"start": 10801.2, "end": 10803.2, "text": " I'm gonna kill them all"}, {"start": 10803.2, "end": 10805.2, "text": " I'm gonna need some extendos"}, {"start": 10868.68, "end": 10872.12, "text": " Yeah, this game is all about traction, right?"}, {"start": 10872.12, "end": 10874.52, "text": " Yeah, it's fucking annoying, bro."}, {"start": 10874.52, "end": 10876.44, "text": " I'm like so in the Valorant mode, bro."}, {"start": 10876.44, "end": 10877.880000000001, "text": " Why do you love shotguns so much?"}, {"start": 10877.880000000001, "end": 10879.08, "text": " Because you don't need to track with them."}, {"start": 10879.08, "end": 10881.32, "text": " Yeah, low key, that's probably why, bro."}, {"start": 10881.32, "end": 10882.2, "text": " Actually, it's probably why."}, {"start": 10882.2, "end": 10884.52, "text": " They're all fighting on the other side of this place."}, {"start": 10884.52, "end": 10886.0, "text": " Yeah, yeah, South West."}, {"start": 10886.0, "end": 10886.5, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 10898.68, "end": 10904.92, "text": " oh chat back in the day I used to aim train a lot for like valve and CS but now not really"}, {"start": 10904.92, "end": 10910.28, "text": " not really and once I have like a one shot once I do my like rank one runicons yes bro I do"}, {"start": 10911.56, "end": 10914.2, "text": " we're low we're low on me so many people"}, {"start": 10914.2, "end": 10916.84, "text": " stay clean i'm dead we got full finished"}, {"start": 10916.84, "end": 10920.6, "text": " is that keep going like once I start my orb bro for rank one yeah"}, {"start": 10920.6, "end": 10923.6, "text": " Yeah, they're purple drones here, I think."}, {"start": 10930.6, "end": 10932.6, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 10938.6, "end": 10940.6, "text": " Look at this door, can we break it?"}, {"start": 10941.6, "end": 10943.6, "text": " I think so, I think."}, {"start": 10946.6, "end": 10948.6, "text": " Ah man, this guy has one HP."}, {"start": 10948.6, "end": 10951.56, "text": " Shit bro, how do you get this fucking killed on everyone bro?"}, {"start": 10951.56, "end": 10953.16, "text": " Wait, I dropped my x3?"}, {"start": 10953.16, "end": 10954.16, "text": " Bro, I should get it"}, {"start": 10954.16, "end": 10958.16, "text": " I feel like if you're good at this game it would be so fun bro"}, {"start": 10960.16, "end": 10962.16, "text": " So slow, use the night full gauge"}, {"start": 10962.16, "end": 10964.16, "text": " Okay, I'm getting shot at"}, {"start": 10964.16, "end": 10966.16, "text": " Sorry, is my sense up to be slower?"}, {"start": 10966.16, "end": 10968.16, "text": " I've reached max level"}, {"start": 10968.16, "end": 10970.16, "text": " What is your sense?"}, {"start": 10970.16, "end": 10971.16, "text": " 1.2"}, {"start": 10971.16, "end": 10973.16, "text": " That was like the way I had the miners"}, {"start": 10973.16, "end": 10975.16, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 10975.16, "end": 10976.16, "text": " It's 600, right?"}, {"start": 10976.16, "end": 10979.16, "text": " Yeah, and they're all 0.6 on this game."}, {"start": 10981.16, "end": 10983.16, "text": " Oh, hang on, I have higher sense than you then."}, {"start": 10984.16, "end": 10986.16, "text": " I'm on 0.7, 1600, or 0.77."}, {"start": 10987.16, "end": 10989.16, "text": " Yeah, I'm on 0.6."}, {"start": 10989.16, "end": 10990.16, "text": " Well, maybe that's the thing."}, {"start": 10990.16, "end": 10992.16, "text": " Why do you not have fast sense on this game?"}, {"start": 10992.16, "end": 10994.16, "text": " I think so, because I play like howl of those sense of vowels."}, {"start": 10994.16, "end": 10995.16, "text": " Like, I would like change it up."}, {"start": 10996.16, "end": 10998.16, "text": " I play slow sense. I play 0.1 on the vowel."}, {"start": 10999.16, "end": 11001.16, "text": " Oh, yeah, that's actually the sense on the vowel."}, {"start": 11001.16, "end": 11006.48, "text": " long way to go go higher for better tracking chat is that true should I"}, {"start": 11006.48, "end": 11010.08, "text": " shop it but I don't know if it will say like higher sense of better for"}, {"start": 11010.08, "end": 11012.0, "text": " tracking yeah I don't see the law to blind it"}, {"start": 11012.0, "end": 11017.08, "text": " tracking slow since it's way better bro like way way better"}, {"start": 11017.08, "end": 11021.32, "text": " enemy way off jump driver"}, {"start": 11021.32, "end": 11023.32, "text": " I mean no choice changes the path"}, {"start": 11023.32, "end": 11024.32, "text": " reloading"}, {"start": 11054.32, "end": 11056.32, "text": " Last guy took the E-Lock, but..."}, {"start": 11056.32, "end": 11058.32, "text": " I don't know where he went."}, {"start": 11058.32, "end": 11059.32, "text": " Probably on the front."}, {"start": 11059.32, "end": 11061.32, "text": " You guys play such a nice game."}, {"start": 11061.32, "end": 11065.32, "text": " I mean, I play 17-1-0, but I'm not as good as I was."}, {"start": 11065.32, "end": 11067.32, "text": " I'm just trying to..."}, {"start": 11067.32, "end": 11068.32, "text": " I've always played me."}, {"start": 11068.32, "end": 11070.32, "text": " There's a guy on the other side."}, {"start": 11114.32, "end": 11116.32, "text": " I'm in the building."}, {"start": 11116.32, "end": 11119.32, "text": " I think I'm higher because I think it was fast."}, {"start": 11119.32, "end": 11121.32, "text": " I don't think we can trust you."}, {"start": 11121.32, "end": 11123.32, "text": " Wait, there's a guy."}, {"start": 11123.32, "end": 11126.32, "text": " I don't know. I'm probably dead."}, {"start": 11126.32, "end": 11128.32, "text": " I'm not going to have to do that."}, {"start": 11128.32, "end": 11130.32, "text": " Well, I don't want to say that."}, {"start": 11130.32, "end": 11132.32, "text": " How do you guys find people?"}, {"start": 11132.32, "end": 11134.32, "text": " I'm going to have to solo. I'm probably dead."}, {"start": 11134.32, "end": 11137.32, "text": " Oh my god, wait. Oh my god, he's so bad."}, {"start": 11137.32, "end": 11139.32, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 11139.32, "end": 11141.32, "text": " I can't even find anyone."}, {"start": 11144.32, "end": 11146.32, "text": " That's a good one."}, {"start": 11146.32, "end": 11148.32, "text": " I'm like cold streaming the match."}, {"start": 11148.32, "end": 11150.32, "text": " It's best fucking strength to you."}, {"start": 11150.32, "end": 11152.32, "text": " Yeah, that is on though?"}, {"start": 11152.32, "end": 11154.32, "text": " No, no, no, you're good, you're good."}, {"start": 11154.32, "end": 11156.32, "text": " I don't have meds, I don't have meds, I only have vandies."}, {"start": 11156.32, "end": 11158.32, "text": " They're coming down to the left."}, {"start": 11158.32, "end": 11160.32, "text": " I got hella meds."}, {"start": 11160.32, "end": 11162.32, "text": " No, actually not, I only have five."}, {"start": 11162.32, "end": 11164.32, "text": " You're still slow."}, {"start": 11164.32, "end": 11166.32, "text": " I don't have like TPs."}, {"start": 11166.32, "end": 11168.32, "text": " Oh, it's not fair here."}, {"start": 11168.32, "end": 11170.32, "text": " I can throw the ship."}, {"start": 11170.32, "end": 11172.32, "text": " Am I still in zone?"}, {"start": 11172.32, "end": 11174.32, "text": " Oh my god, I actually don't love it."}, {"start": 11174.32, "end": 11176.32, "text": " That was a whole trip."}, {"start": 11176.32, "end": 11178.32, "text": " It's hallucinating."}, {"start": 11180.32, "end": 11183.32, "text": " Muta, I don't know if we can count these rain cups."}, {"start": 11183.32, "end": 11187.32, "text": " Bro, stop man, it's literally like I'm trying bro."}, {"start": 11187.32, "end": 11189.32, "text": " I just can't find anyone."}, {"start": 11189.32, "end": 11192.32, "text": " Every time I find someone they're dead, but 90% of the time."}, {"start": 11192.32, "end": 11195.32, "text": " Road to Diamond getting boosted."}, {"start": 11195.32, "end": 11197.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11225.32, "end": 11227.32, "text": " Like out of my aim"}, {"start": 11237.32, "end": 11239.82, "text": " He's right here. He's finishing me slow. He's low though. He's low"}, {"start": 11248.16, "end": 11250.16, "text": " Three K. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 11255.32, "end": 11259.84, "text": " Yeah, but I don't play ranks that much. I like a hundred games"}, {"start": 11262.84, "end": 11265.64, "text": " This is play rank from time to time because I have scrims every day"}, {"start": 11268.92, "end": 11273.32, "text": " Like a pack scrims. Yeah, bro. Yeah"}, {"start": 11276.199999999999, "end": 11278.199999999999, "text": " Does this fade know you"}, {"start": 11281.48, "end": 11284.56, "text": " I don't know it's like the only person I'm not spoken to ever"}, {"start": 11285.32, "end": 11287.32, "text": " I'll trade if he's all around."}, {"start": 11287.32, "end": 11289.32, "text": " He's the dead one."}, {"start": 11294.32, "end": 11296.32, "text": " Are we looking?"}, {"start": 11296.32, "end": 11299.32, "text": " I'm gonna try to get you guys up, but I have to go this way."}, {"start": 11306.32, "end": 11310.32, "text": " Yeah, I am not warmed up right now, so it's gonna take me a bit."}, {"start": 11311.32, "end": 11313.32, "text": " It's not a big deal."}, {"start": 11315.32, "end": 11325.32, "text": " So why is Shraken so hard in this game, I don't get it."}, {"start": 11325.32, "end": 11327.32, "text": " Call on MK is difficult."}, {"start": 11327.32, "end": 11329.32, "text": " It's pretty difficult."}, {"start": 11329.32, "end": 11331.32, "text": " Kay, what map do you have?"}, {"start": 11331.32, "end": 11333.32, "text": " V4?"}, {"start": 11333.32, "end": 11335.32, "text": " You're not a super light guy, huh?"}, {"start": 11335.32, "end": 11337.32, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11337.32, "end": 11339.32, "text": " I'd like to honor Elise V4 though."}, {"start": 11339.32, "end": 11341.32, "text": " Is it a different type of thing?"}, {"start": 11341.32, "end": 11343.32, "text": " Is it a different type of V4?"}, {"start": 11373.32, "end": 11376.92, "text": " Knocked one knocked one. What are you doing? Knocked two, knocked two."}, {"start": 11382.6, "end": 11385.48, "text": " Oh my god, I'm dead. Crack, crack, crack. I'm down. Up to reload."}, {"start": 11387.64, "end": 11390.76, "text": " He's one, oh my, he's one. Did he one hit the dog? One hit the dog. He got Scythe."}, {"start": 11390.76, "end": 11391.96, "text": " One, one, one, one, one, one. He got the Scythe."}, {"start": 11393.16, "end": 11394.52, "text": " He's in the reds right here. He's in the reds right here."}, {"start": 11398.92, "end": 11399.48, "text": " He's right there."}, {"start": 11399.48, "end": 11401.48, "text": " If we let this"}, {"start": 11417.18, "end": 11419.18, "text": " No, what's right here on the stick buddy?"}, {"start": 11419.18, "end": 11421.18, "text": " I am so dead."}, {"start": 11423.18, "end": 11425.18, "text": " Wait, how many kills?"}, {"start": 11425.18, "end": 11427.18, "text": " That was the last team."}, {"start": 11427.18, "end": 11429.18, "text": " I killed the whole team behind me, but I'm so confused."}, {"start": 11429.18, "end": 11432.18, "text": " Oh, Buddha, you don't have to leave the game to ready up by the way."}, {"start": 11432.18, "end": 11433.18, "text": " Oh, really?"}, {"start": 11433.18, "end": 11435.18, "text": " You can stay."}, {"start": 11437.18, "end": 11439.18, "text": " I win that if I don't get ulted."}, {"start": 11439.18, "end": 11441.18, "text": " I killed the guy too."}, {"start": 11441.18, "end": 11443.18, "text": " What's one dot?"}, {"start": 11444.18, "end": 11446.18, "text": " I'm better than we."}, {"start": 11446.18, "end": 11448.18, "text": " I need to warm up."}, {"start": 11448.18, "end": 11450.18, "text": " He's not warmed up, he only had 20 kills."}, {"start": 11450.18, "end": 11452.18, "text": " Yeah, he's literally not, yeah, none of it."}, {"start": 11452.18, "end": 11455.18, "text": " Don just had a fucking official wedding video."}, {"start": 11455.18, "end": 11457.18, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 11457.18, "end": 11459.18, "text": " Is this AI?"}, {"start": 11478.18, "end": 11480.18, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 11480.18, "end": 11482.18, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 11484.18, "end": 11488.18, "text": " Everything is coming to me."}, {"start": 11492.18, "end": 11496.18, "text": " Everything is coming to me."}, {"start": 11500.18, "end": 11504.18, "text": " Everything is coming to me."}, {"start": 11508.18, "end": 11515.18, "text": " that's a new matter, it's a case you know"}, {"start": 11538.18, "end": 11543.02, "text": " Yo, y'all are y'all getting um, are y'all getting married anytime soon?"}, {"start": 11545.68, "end": 11547.18, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11547.18, "end": 11550.64, "text": " You talking to Kane or me? Both y'all, bro. Do any of y'all want to get married soon?"}, {"start": 11551.78, "end": 11554.28, "text": " Yeah, I would love to. Really? 100%"}, {"start": 11554.66, "end": 11556.66, "text": " Yeah, of course"}, {"start": 11556.94, "end": 11562.380000000001, "text": " What like getting married to the love of my life and spend the rest of my life with her? Oh, yeah, sounds good"}, {"start": 11564.06, "end": 11567.66, "text": " Travel the world make some cute babies fuck yeah"}, {"start": 11568.18, "end": 11571.62, "text": " And just have a bunch of fucking money sounds good"}, {"start": 11576.58, "end": 11580.02, "text": " What about you, bro, you don't seem like the guy that wants to get married"}, {"start": 11581.5, "end": 11583.5, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11583.5, "end": 11585.18, "text": " I'm all drunk when I've sexed."}, {"start": 11585.18, "end": 11586.62, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 11586.62, "end": 11587.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11587.58, "end": 11588.58, "text": " Hey, man."}, {"start": 11588.58, "end": 11589.08, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 11589.08, "end": 11590.38, "text": " That's enough."}, {"start": 11590.38, "end": 11591.86, "text": " You just love pussy."}, {"start": 11591.86, "end": 11592.66, "text": " You like pussy."}, {"start": 11592.66, "end": 11593.66, "text": " They can kill us."}, {"start": 11593.66, "end": 11595.58, "text": " You have sex with a girl, yeah?"}, {"start": 11595.58, "end": 11596.3, "text": " A guy?"}, {"start": 11596.3, "end": 11597.34, "text": " Like, what do you mean?"}, {"start": 11597.34, "end": 11599.06, "text": " Have I had sex with a girl yet?"}, {"start": 11599.06, "end": 11600.22, "text": " Yes, I have, bro."}, {"start": 11600.22, "end": 11600.9, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 11600.9, "end": 11601.9, "text": " Cap."}, {"start": 11601.9, "end": 11602.62, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 11602.62, "end": 11603.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11603.12, "end": 11604.58, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 11604.58, "end": 11605.58, "text": " You're in view of the enemy."}, {"start": 11608.38, "end": 11608.9, "text": " That's father."}, {"start": 11608.9, "end": 11609.9, "text": " Big nose, bro."}, {"start": 11613.5, "end": 11623.5, "text": " I don't know why, like everyone says this shit, everyone says we're twins, bro, they always say we're twins."}, {"start": 11623.5, "end": 11625.5, "text": " Wait, you know getting ahead from a guy's game, right?"}, {"start": 11625.5, "end": 11629.5, "text": " Bro, I don't, I get ahead from a guy, what the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 11629.5, "end": 11631.5, "text": " No, like I'm just like, first one."}, {"start": 11631.5, "end": 11633.5, "text": " We listen and we don't judge."}, {"start": 11633.5, "end": 11637.5, "text": " Bro, I'm straight, bro, no, I don't, I don't, I don't."}, {"start": 11637.5, "end": 11639.5, "text": " Listen, we listen and we don't judge."}, {"start": 11639.5, "end": 11641.5, "text": " Bro, about that."}, {"start": 11641.5, "end": 11643.5, "text": " I'M NOT GAY!"}, {"start": 11644.94, "end": 11646.94, "text": " You're missing a very key word, it's throwing me off."}, {"start": 11649.18, "end": 11650.68, "text": " You don't have to add any more, bro."}, {"start": 11650.68, "end": 11651.18, "text": " Bro, what do you-"}, {"start": 11651.18, "end": 11651.68, "text": " Oh, what do you-"}, {"start": 11652.68, "end": 11654.68, "text": " This- this is just..."}, {"start": 11665.68, "end": 11668.68, "text": " I wonder, what if I change my sense to the slowest sense possible?"}, {"start": 11668.68, "end": 11671.18, "text": " Bro, I'm not gonna lie, I don't look how you keep eagle in your chest."}, {"start": 11671.18, "end": 11683.460000000001, "text": " Why are you doing this challenge if you're already a predator I'm not a predator bro. I"}, {"start": 11683.460000000001, "end": 11685.460000000001, "text": " I uh, no"}, {"start": 11685.460000000001, "end": 11686.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, not in Apex, you're not"}, {"start": 11686.460000000001, "end": 11687.460000000001, "text": " Not in Apex"}, {"start": 11687.460000000001, "end": 11688.460000000001, "text": " Not yet"}, {"start": 11688.460000000001, "end": 11689.460000000001, "text": " Not these"}, {"start": 11696.460000000001, "end": 11697.460000000001, "text": " Full team on me?"}, {"start": 11698.460000000001, "end": 11699.460000000001, "text": " Full team"}, {"start": 11699.460000000001, "end": 11701.460000000001, "text": " Yo, this guy's 1v3"}, {"start": 11704.460000000001, "end": 11705.460000000001, "text": " Yo, I hate this map"}, {"start": 11705.460000000001, "end": 11709.460000000001, "text": " Power booster amp or bottomless batteries amp?"}, {"start": 11709.460000000001, "end": 11710.460000000001, "text": " Are they actually the people on here?"}, {"start": 11710.460000000001, "end": 11711.460000000001, "text": " Right now"}, {"start": 11711.460000000001, "end": 11712.460000000001, "text": " No"}, {"start": 11712.460000000001, "end": 11714.460000000001, "text": " He's a liar. I'm a larpher."}, {"start": 11729.460000000001, "end": 11732.460000000001, "text": " Y'all ever met a bad girl when you were 13 years old on roblox?"}, {"start": 11732.460000000001, "end": 11734.460000000001, "text": " But she said she was 17 when you were 13."}, {"start": 11734.460000000001, "end": 11736.460000000001, "text": " She was a lot about your age."}, {"start": 11737.460000000001, "end": 11739.460000000001, "text": " Wow, that is an original experience."}, {"start": 11739.460000000001, "end": 11741.460000000001, "text": " I've never heard of that."}, {"start": 11741.460000000001, "end": 11750.060000000001, "text": " I'd like a robust girlfriend not yet at least I've been close I've been close"}, {"start": 11750.060000000001, "end": 11753.900000000001, "text": " but you guys fuck with H plane"}, {"start": 11753.900000000001, "end": 11755.900000000001, "text": " what is that?"}, {"start": 11755.900000000001, "end": 11757.900000000001, "text": " come here man"}, {"start": 11757.900000000001, "end": 11760.900000000001, "text": " but Kain you know what else you know bro you play runner"}, {"start": 11760.900000000001, "end": 11762.900000000001, "text": " what do you mean of course I know"}, {"start": 11762.900000000001, "end": 11764.900000000001, "text": " Kain knows a lot of things bro"}, {"start": 11764.900000000001, "end": 11766.900000000001, "text": " oh I know"}, {"start": 11766.900000000001, "end": 11768.900000000001, "text": " Kain"}, {"start": 11768.900000000001, "end": 11770.900000000001, "text": " wait Kain all you like is Peter Ball"}, {"start": 11770.9, "end": 11775.9, "text": " Yo, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 11775.9, "end": 11777.9, "text": " That's not me, that's not me."}, {"start": 11782.9, "end": 11785.9, "text": " Oh, oh, like, skill wise, you were saying."}, {"start": 11785.9, "end": 11787.9, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, some people compare me to Peter Bob."}, {"start": 11787.9, "end": 11788.9, "text": " Bob."}, {"start": 11789.9, "end": 11791.9, "text": " So, so you like chocolate here?"}, {"start": 11792.9, "end": 11794.9, "text": " Oh, chocolate cake's not bad."}, {"start": 11794.9, "end": 11797.9, "text": " Like, it's, like it's good, it's a good food."}, {"start": 11797.9, "end": 11799.9, "text": " Yeah, nah, it's good, bro. I like it."}, {"start": 11799.9, "end": 11806.859999999999, "text": " I love chocolate cake, bro. I love chocolate. Wait, you ever fucked a black girl before middle? Yeah"}, {"start": 11808.9, "end": 11814.18, "text": " Fuck wait, I don't know why I asked that. Yeah, it's such a niche question"}, {"start": 11815.74, "end": 11820.779999999999, "text": " We're all just ruminating bro. My life. I was like white woman. I like what no one"}, {"start": 11829.9, "end": 11833.34, "text": " the where is it"}, {"start": 11835.02, "end": 11840.539999999999, "text": " discriminate discriminate sorry discriminate I didn't say that Chad did I"}, {"start": 11840.539999999999, "end": 11848.66, "text": " I don't think you said that you see definitely said this way you know how to"}, {"start": 11848.66, "end": 11855.98, "text": " pronounce your ends so you know like a list oh did like a semi truck just hit"}, {"start": 11855.98, "end": 11857.98, "text": " Everyone in lobby like where is everyone?"}, {"start": 11857.98, "end": 11858.98, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 11858.98, "end": 11860.98, "text": " You guys aren't on me, what's up?"}, {"start": 11861.98, "end": 11862.98, "text": " No none, do you?"}, {"start": 11863.98, "end": 11864.98, "text": " No"}, {"start": 11865.98, "end": 11866.98, "text": " They're on us"}, {"start": 11866.98, "end": 11867.98, "text": " Right in front of me"}, {"start": 11867.98, "end": 11868.98, "text": " Right in front of us"}, {"start": 11869.98, "end": 11871.98, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 11872.98, "end": 11873.98, "text": " Yeah, actually just on me"}, {"start": 11874.98, "end": 11876.98, "text": " Someone just spawned, someone spawned someone"}, {"start": 11877.98, "end": 11878.98, "text": " Two"}, {"start": 11881.98, "end": 11883.98, "text": " Bro, at least there's people on you"}, {"start": 11883.98, "end": 11885.98, "text": " Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my"}, {"start": 11885.98, "end": 11887.98, "text": " That's cool, let me get a look, kitty"}, {"start": 11887.98, "end": 11889.98, "text": " Yeah, that's cute"}, {"start": 11891.98, "end": 11893.98, "text": " Ah, looky like a looky"}, {"start": 11893.98, "end": 11895.98, "text": " You can call me a looky"}, {"start": 11895.98, "end": 11897.98, "text": " No, no, I'm not gonna call you in anymore, bro"}, {"start": 11897.98, "end": 11899.98, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11901.98, "end": 11903.98, "text": " I'm gonna go back to my room"}, {"start": 11903.98, "end": 11905.98, "text": " You know what we're gonna see when you knock people, right?"}, {"start": 11905.98, "end": 11907.98, "text": " Yeah, exactly"}, {"start": 11907.98, "end": 11909.98, "text": " Not too"}, {"start": 11909.98, "end": 11914.98, "text": " He's popping a shield saw right here, if you guys are wondering."}, {"start": 11914.98, "end": 11916.98, "text": " Yeah, I was wondering."}, {"start": 11916.98, "end": 11919.98, "text": " Not one."}, {"start": 11919.98, "end": 11924.98, "text": " I'm gonna be down."}, {"start": 11924.98, "end": 11926.98, "text": " I killed one."}, {"start": 11926.98, "end": 11928.98, "text": " Do you have any units?"}, {"start": 11928.98, "end": 11930.98, "text": " Oh, holy fuck."}, {"start": 11930.98, "end": 11933.98, "text": " Playing slow since this game by the way is impossible."}, {"start": 11933.98, "end": 11937.98, "text": " No, I think, like, I think your tracking might be bad because like it's too low."}, {"start": 11937.98, "end": 11939.02, "text": " Like how was I thinking about it?"}, {"start": 11939.02, "end": 11940.3, "text": " That's fucking cool that I came through."}, {"start": 11940.859999999999, "end": 11942.699999999999, "text": " Nah, like 80% of purple is placed."}, {"start": 11942.699999999999, "end": 11943.199999999999, "text": " That's..."}, {"start": 11943.439999999999, "end": 11944.56, "text": " It might just be shit."}, {"start": 11945.64, "end": 11946.439999999999, "text": " 1.2?"}, {"start": 11947.18, "end": 11948.82, "text": " Yeah, 1.2, 800 bro."}, {"start": 11948.82, "end": 11950.98, "text": " That's literally like, basically all purple and that."}, {"start": 11964.66, "end": 11965.699999999999, "text": " Wait, I don't see him."}, {"start": 11965.7, "end": 11971.7, "text": " I don't see anyone, so I'm gonna follow them, I see some, I see some demigods."}, {"start": 11971.7, "end": 11974.7, "text": " They're shooting from 9 or more fucking miles away, bro."}, {"start": 11974.7, "end": 11978.7, "text": " No, no, but like, how long is he gonna kill them all? He's like, I might as well get some demigods."}, {"start": 11981.7, "end": 11983.7, "text": " This guy's flying!"}, {"start": 11985.7, "end": 11986.7, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 11987.7, "end": 11989.7, "text": " I think he's not my big daddy."}, {"start": 11989.7, "end": 11991.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12019.7, "end": 12026.02, "text": " one more one one dead dead dead one more one more no no no nice wait right this guy's low this guy's"}, {"start": 12026.02, "end": 12030.42, "text": " last guy's low this guy's low i'm left i'm left i'm left in the what's in the cages"}, {"start": 12031.78, "end": 12035.78, "text": " no i'm waiting to win bro oh my god no"}, {"start": 12035.78, "end": 12036.42, "text": " die on me"}, {"start": 12038.5, "end": 12039.060000000001, "text": " knock one"}, {"start": 12040.5, "end": 12043.220000000001, "text": " nice so go boys i need help"}, {"start": 12043.22, "end": 12045.22, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 12045.22, "end": 12047.22, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 12047.22, "end": 12049.22, "text": " You're good, you're good."}, {"start": 12049.22, "end": 12051.22, "text": " Yeah, don't wake his mom up."}, {"start": 12065.22, "end": 12067.22, "text": " That guy's one..."}, {"start": 12067.22, "end": 12069.22, "text": " What is he? Dead?"}, {"start": 12069.22, "end": 12071.22, "text": " One girl."}, {"start": 12073.22, "end": 12084.66, "text": " are you actually just killing everyone? you're gonna be tired"}, {"start": 12084.66, "end": 12086.859999999999, "text": " I'm getting tired probably"}, {"start": 12086.859999999999, "end": 12089.58, "text": " you're gonna stop killing everyone"}, {"start": 12089.58, "end": 12091.66, "text": " you wanna see me and Moodis in kills?"}, {"start": 12091.66, "end": 12093.98, "text": " wait how many kills do you have?"}, {"start": 12093.98, "end": 12095.38, "text": " do you have like 5?"}, {"start": 12095.38, "end": 12096.38, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 12096.38, "end": 12097.939999999999, "text": " I have 2 kills and 9 assists"}, {"start": 12097.939999999999, "end": 12099.46, "text": " you can kill him out of the sky k?"}, {"start": 12099.460000000001, "end": 12101.460000000001, "text": " I'm bad, I'm bad."}, {"start": 12101.460000000001, "end": 12103.460000000001, "text": " You're really bad, I'm bad."}, {"start": 12103.460000000001, "end": 12105.460000000001, "text": " What did this hit me? Are you old to me?"}, {"start": 12105.460000000001, "end": 12107.460000000001, "text": " I'm sorry I'm a machine gun."}, {"start": 12113.460000000001, "end": 12115.460000000001, "text": " Oh, lost guy, lost guy."}, {"start": 12115.460000000001, "end": 12117.460000000001, "text": " This guy doesn't have a pen."}, {"start": 12121.460000000001, "end": 12123.460000000001, "text": " I mean, can I kill you fucking pedophiles?"}, {"start": 12123.460000000001, "end": 12125.460000000001, "text": " How do I fly?"}, {"start": 12125.460000000001, "end": 12127.460000000001, "text": " Oh, Muda, I'm pretty sure I need to get a 120."}, {"start": 12157.460000000001, "end": 12163.460000000001, "text": " medicate at the first shield bar am i good yes yeah you're good good good good yeah it's good"}, {"start": 12165.220000000001, "end": 12171.060000000001, "text": " the shield would be first spot and then in zone three it should be um on the third box like"}, {"start": 12171.060000000001, "end": 12175.140000000001, "text": " off the three zone six you can heal in zone three"}, {"start": 12178.660000000002, "end": 12179.62, "text": " you liar"}, {"start": 12182.900000000001, "end": 12185.86, "text": " no obviously it wasn't one oh you actually believed them that was an obvious"}, {"start": 12187.460000000001, "end": 12193.7, "text": " No, I didn't"}, {"start": 12204.34, "end": 12210.42, "text": " I missed time to chat. Oh, yeah, no, you definitely miss time to bra so oh you saw it"}, {"start": 12217.460000000001, "end": 12220.460000000001, "text": " I'm getting some D.M.A. right now."}, {"start": 12223.460000000001, "end": 12225.460000000001, "text": " They're looking pretty far."}, {"start": 12226.460000000001, "end": 12228.460000000001, "text": " Fuck this game bro."}, {"start": 12242.460000000001, "end": 12244.460000000001, "text": " Alright, let's go fight a game."}, {"start": 12244.460000000001, "end": 12245.460000000001, "text": " Alright, head of it."}, {"start": 12245.460000000001, "end": 12247.460000000001, "text": " Guys can I get a kill please?"}, {"start": 12247.460000000001, "end": 12249.460000000001, "text": " Bro you are more till the wave probably"}, {"start": 12249.460000000001, "end": 12251.460000000001, "text": " I'll make it"}, {"start": 12253.460000000001, "end": 12254.460000000001, "text": " Cracked, cracked one"}, {"start": 12254.460000000001, "end": 12256.460000000001, "text": " Actually one HP I'm not gonna kill"}, {"start": 12258.460000000001, "end": 12259.460000000001, "text": " Not one?"}, {"start": 12262.460000000001, "end": 12263.460000000001, "text": " You got that middle, one HP"}, {"start": 12263.460000000001, "end": 12265.460000000001, "text": " One HP, one HP, one dead"}, {"start": 12265.460000000001, "end": 12266.460000000001, "text": " Cool"}, {"start": 12266.460000000001, "end": 12267.460000000001, "text": " You want me to team it?"}, {"start": 12268.460000000001, "end": 12269.460000000001, "text": " Hold on, let me down"}, {"start": 12269.460000000001, "end": 12270.460000000001, "text": " I'm going to kill you"}, {"start": 12270.460000000001, "end": 12271.460000000001, "text": " Hold on me"}, {"start": 12271.460000000001, "end": 12272.460000000001, "text": " Well, I'm coming dead"}, {"start": 12272.460000000001, "end": 12273.460000000001, "text": " Oh you're too old"}, {"start": 12275.460000000001, "end": 12277.460000000001, "text": " I'm not bad at that."}, {"start": 12277.460000000001, "end": 12279.460000000001, "text": " He's smoking Krabershock."}, {"start": 12279.460000000001, "end": 12281.460000000001, "text": " No, you're still not 30."}, {"start": 12281.460000000001, "end": 12282.460000000001, "text": " No, it's not 30."}, {"start": 12282.460000000001, "end": 12284.460000000001, "text": " Rasmus, Adi there."}, {"start": 12284.460000000001, "end": 12286.460000000001, "text": " Oh, I thought you were about that."}, {"start": 12286.460000000001, "end": 12288.460000000001, "text": " He's behind the breast area."}, {"start": 12289.460000000001, "end": 12291.460000000001, "text": " I just don't see anybody at the time."}, {"start": 12291.460000000001, "end": 12292.460000000001, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 12292.460000000001, "end": 12294.460000000001, "text": " When you're sitting in spawn looting,"}, {"start": 12294.460000000001, "end": 12296.460000000001, "text": " you don't find them anymore."}, {"start": 12296.460000000001, "end": 12300.460000000001, "text": " I'm gonna get hold of that after this."}, {"start": 12300.460000000001, "end": 12301.460000000001, "text": " Yo, wait."}, {"start": 12301.460000000001, "end": 12303.460000000001, "text": " You're the one who's in the lobby."}, {"start": 12303.460000000001, "end": 12305.460000000001, "text": " Probably"}, {"start": 12309.460000000001, "end": 12311.460000000001, "text": " The brains"}, {"start": 12318.460000000001, "end": 12324.660000000002, "text": " One inch after you're gonna believe it. Let's see if anyone bleeps it. Oh, we get one. We want this one one. Oh, you know"}, {"start": 12330.26, "end": 12332.26, "text": " If I can"}, {"start": 12333.460000000001, "end": 12338.460000000001, "text": " no no it's not gonna work good question"}, {"start": 12339.460000000001, "end": 12343.460000000001, "text": " yeah I don't know what you're carrying all stars"}, {"start": 12344.460000000001, "end": 12347.460000000001, "text": " you'll ever see me from one top by the way"}, {"start": 12347.460000000001, "end": 12349.460000000001, "text": " yeah I've actually seen you"}, {"start": 12351.460000000001, "end": 12353.460000000001, "text": " not one"}, {"start": 12354.460000000001, "end": 12356.460000000001, "text": " it was all came on you"}, {"start": 12356.460000000001, "end": 12357.460000000001, "text": " he said he said"}, {"start": 12357.460000000001, "end": 12359.460000000001, "text": " maybe I mean it, no armor"}, {"start": 12359.460000000001, "end": 12361.460000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12364.62, "end": 12366.62, "text": " Don't leave don't leave don't leave the game"}, {"start": 12376.1, "end": 12377.6, "text": " You know are the"}, {"start": 12377.6, "end": 12382.34, "text": " Okay, so much you have if you had 5k you're looking nice, but if you didn't know I didn't I didn't bro"}, {"start": 12382.34, "end": 12384.34, "text": " We didn't get that many kills"}, {"start": 12389.460000000001, "end": 12394.460000000001, "text": " I have 4 kills, 1000 damage, not bad show, not a bad show."}, {"start": 12394.460000000001, "end": 12396.460000000001, "text": " Alright, let's go, let's go."}, {"start": 12396.460000000001, "end": 12398.460000000001, "text": " I'll see a diamond, bro."}, {"start": 12402.460000000001, "end": 12406.460000000001, "text": " Yo, I might have to switch my character from Wraith, you guys are just so fast, all the time."}, {"start": 12408.460000000001, "end": 12411.460000000001, "text": " If you switch, I'll play Wraith. My main's Wraith."}, {"start": 12411.460000000001, "end": 12413.460000000001, "text": " I'll play Octane, I'll play Octane one time."}, {"start": 12413.460000000001, "end": 12415.460000000001, "text": " You're gonna even have Octane to lock."}, {"start": 12415.460000000001, "end": 12417.460000000001, "text": " I do, I do."}, {"start": 12417.460000000001, "end": 12419.880000000001, "text": " We look at a screen right now. Oh, I don't"}, {"start": 12430.220000000001, "end": 12434.580000000002, "text": " We try I don't have a lot of skin though, I can't play this character. So I bought one I"}, {"start": 12438.660000000002, "end": 12441.34, "text": " Spent so much money to get aero moves barrel Michael. I'm not proud of it"}, {"start": 12441.34, "end": 12449.34, "text": " I have the Octane Butterfly, the Karambit, and the Twin Razors."}, {"start": 12449.34, "end": 12454.34, "text": " No, no, actually, I got it pretty easily."}, {"start": 12454.34, "end": 12457.34, "text": " I didn't even spend any money to get the Twin Razors."}, {"start": 12457.34, "end": 12462.34, "text": " I got it from like the crafting, like you can craft a pack of the event thing."}, {"start": 12462.34, "end": 12463.34, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 12463.34, "end": 12466.34, "text": " Wait, is there any luck going on right now that I can craft?"}, {"start": 12466.34, "end": 12467.34, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 12467.34, "end": 12468.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12468.34, "end": 12472.34, "text": " yeah it is there"}, {"start": 12472.34, "end": 12473.74, "text": " it's like the item shop"}, {"start": 12473.74, "end": 12476.82, "text": " so i can get a fucking free heirloom right now"}, {"start": 12476.82, "end": 12477.62, "text": " i mean like"}, {"start": 12477.62, "end": 12480.5, "text": " it's not like you get the heirloom you like craft packs for the"}, {"start": 12480.5, "end": 12484.74, "text": " and like you can get the heirloom from the packy craft"}, {"start": 12484.74, "end": 12489.18, "text": " i only crafted like four and i got on my fourth one"}, {"start": 12489.18, "end": 12496.18, "text": " it was so lucky"}, {"start": 12496.18, "end": 12507.7, "text": " man guys oh guys man"}, {"start": 12510.7, "end": 12515.42, "text": " how long did the shoot tonight chat we're going until diamond bro we just go"}, {"start": 12515.42, "end": 12519.86, "text": " with Fred fuck it 24 hours stream hell no fuck no fuck walla I'm not doing that"}, {"start": 12519.86, "end": 12523.62, "text": " I need to go to the gym no one thought you were gonna do it bro"}, {"start": 12523.62, "end": 12525.62, "text": " What do you mean take 24 hours to get a present?"}, {"start": 12525.62, "end": 12526.62, "text": " I thought it would be more."}, {"start": 12526.62, "end": 12529.62, "text": " Hey bro, first time here, why is there a dick on your nose?"}, {"start": 12531.62, "end": 12533.62, "text": " It doesn't take that long to pee."}, {"start": 12533.62, "end": 12534.62, "text": " Are you going to answer this question or no?"}, {"start": 12534.62, "end": 12536.62, "text": " There's not a dick on my face."}, {"start": 12536.62, "end": 12537.62, "text": " Oh don't come."}, {"start": 12537.62, "end": 12539.62, "text": " Where's it? Climbing today?"}, {"start": 12539.62, "end": 12540.62, "text": " It's climbing."}, {"start": 12540.62, "end": 12541.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12541.62, "end": 12544.62, "text": " Should I go to the club and pop some bottles?"}, {"start": 12544.62, "end": 12546.62, "text": " Yeah, do that bro."}, {"start": 12546.62, "end": 12548.62, "text": " No, I'm on my grind bro."}, {"start": 12548.62, "end": 12550.62, "text": " You guys know I bought a bed today?"}, {"start": 12550.62, "end": 12552.62, "text": " I bought a bed today."}, {"start": 12552.62, "end": 12557.94, "text": " So apparently apparently it's not good to sleep on like a $500 mattress that you got from Costco"}, {"start": 12558.5, "end": 12561.220000000001, "text": " So I went out and spent three can of mattress"}, {"start": 12563.380000000001, "end": 12565.380000000001, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 12569.380000000001, "end": 12571.380000000001, "text": " What do you what do you mean like apparently it's not good"}, {"start": 12572.1, "end": 12575.94, "text": " It's not good for your bed like you get shit sleep like you could sleep like you know"}, {"start": 12575.94, "end": 12582.380000000001, "text": " You know you shit you see shit, and it's not good for like your back and you're you spend one third of your body sleeping one third of your life"}, {"start": 12589.62, "end": 12595.94, "text": " That's that three kill my bed. I can't wait so what Drake says and I only love my bed and my mom. I'm sorry"}, {"start": 12595.94, "end": 12597.94, "text": " I feel like what it's that now, you know"}, {"start": 12600.060000000001, "end": 12604.82, "text": " Hello guys, but I'm pretty sure like it wouldn't matter how much money's put on your bed to like love your bed"}, {"start": 12605.94, "end": 12608.94, "text": " I'm pretty sure you can still like like your bed"}, {"start": 12611.94, "end": 12613.94, "text": " What he's on it, what he's on everything bro"}, {"start": 12614.94, "end": 12618.94, "text": " God, God just decided to flex and spend 2k on the flex that I was thinking of"}, {"start": 12618.94, "end": 12621.94, "text": " Oh God, I hate this game!"}, {"start": 12623.94, "end": 12625.94, "text": " Oh, oh that's nice"}, {"start": 12629.94, "end": 12631.94, "text": " There's an Octane powder in here"}, {"start": 12631.94, "end": 12653.7, "text": " what is your favorite planet you stupid"}, {"start": 12653.7, "end": 12656.26, "text": " It's time to kiss the wall again"}, {"start": 12666.900000000001, "end": 12668.900000000001, "text": " Take the red"}, {"start": 12671.460000000001, "end": 12674.980000000001, "text": " Okay, okay, I'm gonna move the crates and then you can resume"}, {"start": 12678.02, "end": 12682.740000000002, "text": " I don't understand though every time you shoot it just you kill them. It's okay"}, {"start": 12683.7, "end": 12687.7, "text": " Is it because of your controller?"}, {"start": 12687.7, "end": 12689.7, "text": " Yeah, that was a lot of the reason."}, {"start": 12689.7, "end": 12691.7, "text": " I mean, they should have killed us."}, {"start": 12691.7, "end": 12693.7, "text": " I wouldn't have a job without it."}, {"start": 12693.7, "end": 12695.7, "text": " What? How long is this?"}, {"start": 12695.7, "end": 12697.7, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12699.7, "end": 12701.7, "text": " My controller's dead, I find that hard, but..."}, {"start": 12701.7, "end": 12703.7, "text": " You can do the same one in my car if you're good."}, {"start": 12703.7, "end": 12705.7, "text": " Just need to put it in."}, {"start": 12713.7, "end": 12714.58, "text": " Reloading!"}, {"start": 12718.08, "end": 12719.68, "text": " Slash your opponent's shield!"}, {"start": 12722.04, "end": 12724.04, "text": " Okay, they're shooting at me!"}, {"start": 12724.04, "end": 12725.54, "text": " Over-token of the enemy!"}, {"start": 12726.04, "end": 12727.04, "text": " Faster, faster, faster!"}, {"start": 12730.880000000001, "end": 12732.480000000001, "text": " I mean, sometimes I wish you would, like..."}, {"start": 12732.480000000001, "end": 12733.84, "text": " What? Fuck you."}, {"start": 12733.84, "end": 12735.400000000001, "text": " Wait, what are you holding Q for?"}, {"start": 12735.400000000001, "end": 12736.7, "text": " I got a more powerful one?"}, {"start": 12737.34, "end": 12738.44, "text": " It's like Q for you."}, {"start": 12739.0, "end": 12739.640000000001, "text": " Hey, what?"}, {"start": 12740.140000000001, "end": 12741.800000000001, "text": " That kills you while you're in Tanks, then?"}, {"start": 12742.28, "end": 12742.980000000001, "text": " Hello, boy?"}, {"start": 12743.7, "end": 12749.7, "text": " I don't know if I could have done that though, I look at it and see if I could have done"}, {"start": 12749.7, "end": 12750.7, "text": " it."}, {"start": 12750.7, "end": 12752.7, "text": " Zayn, how do you hold Q?"}, {"start": 12752.7, "end": 12753.7, "text": " Q?"}, {"start": 12753.7, "end": 12757.7, "text": " It will make you fortified, so you take less damage."}, {"start": 12757.7, "end": 12759.7, "text": " Yeah, I feel these slides."}, {"start": 12759.7, "end": 12764.7, "text": " I don't know, I think they might have removed the..."}, {"start": 12764.7, "end": 12768.7, "text": " Wait, it makes you take less HP?"}, {"start": 12768.7, "end": 12772.7, "text": " Yeah, I think they might have removed it though, in the last patch."}, {"start": 12772.7, "end": 12774.7, "text": " Yo, there's um"}, {"start": 12774.7, "end": 12776.7, "text": " Over armor over"}, {"start": 12790.460000000001, "end": 12792.460000000001, "text": " Who was it getting on multiple"}, {"start": 12797.7, "end": 12799.7, "text": " Wait I dropped my"}, {"start": 12801.34, "end": 12803.34, "text": " Alternators broken up"}, {"start": 12804.7, "end": 12812.880000000001, "text": " I'm pretty sure I genuinely said that yeah, he did like the last game"}, {"start": 12813.52, "end": 12815.52, "text": " No, no, I swear I'd said this game"}, {"start": 12826.400000000001, "end": 12829.54, "text": " Oh guys, I'm kind of just traversing interdimensional"}, {"start": 12829.54, "end": 12831.54, "text": " Trybussy? Trybussy?"}, {"start": 12831.54, "end": 12834.820000000002, "text": " give a flanking there, can you place one?"}, {"start": 12834.820000000002, "end": 12837.54, "text": " give back now, come this way though, I can kill them"}, {"start": 12837.54, "end": 12839.54, "text": " no, it's Trom, I'm just gonna go through the mountain"}, {"start": 12839.54, "end": 12841.54, "text": " probably give a couple 1v3s"}, {"start": 12843.54, "end": 12845.54, "text": " alright, I'm coming"}, {"start": 12845.54, "end": 12849.54, "text": " well, I don't need syringes because I can auto-wheel as well"}, {"start": 12849.54, "end": 12851.54, "text": " you should pop rangers when you"}, {"start": 12851.54, "end": 12852.54, "text": " hold Q"}, {"start": 12852.54, "end": 12854.54, "text": " you don't need medkits, you don't need medkits"}, {"start": 12854.54, "end": 12856.54, "text": " because I can't have passive heal in"}, {"start": 12857.54, "end": 12859.54, "text": " I have passive heal on all things"}, {"start": 12859.54, "end": 12865.54, "text": " Yeah, but only flash not shield. If you get an obelisk or an octane, that's what it's like, he's kinda broken."}, {"start": 12865.54, "end": 12867.54, "text": " Are you gonna cry about it?"}, {"start": 12867.54, "end": 12869.54, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 12869.54, "end": 12871.54, "text": " No, I'm wondering."}, {"start": 12871.54, "end": 12873.54, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 12873.54, "end": 12875.54, "text": " Joe, is he making sense, Mido?"}, {"start": 12875.54, "end": 12877.54, "text": " I don't know, I'm kinda checking out right now."}, {"start": 12877.54, "end": 12879.54, "text": " No, you're like complaining about it."}, {"start": 12883.54, "end": 12887.54, "text": " Bro, are there any lights on us now?"}, {"start": 12889.54, "end": 12900.18, "text": " I'm not getting tight. Is it chat? Is it this game like all movement?"}, {"start": 12900.18, "end": 12905.18, "text": " Did you, like, run out of top shirt?"}, {"start": 12905.18, "end": 12908.18, "text": " Uh, yeah. That was easy."}, {"start": 12908.18, "end": 12910.18, "text": " I looked around under the..."}, {"start": 12910.18, "end": 12912.18, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12912.18, "end": 12914.18, "text": " It's like too hard."}, {"start": 12921.18, "end": 12923.18, "text": " Is this the same on me?"}, {"start": 12923.18, "end": 12925.18, "text": " Slave her."}, {"start": 12925.18, "end": 12927.18, "text": " Extra boost! Go, go, go!"}, {"start": 12930.18, "end": 12932.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12960.18, "end": 12964.18, "text": " I don't know why they're shooting at me."}, {"start": 12964.18, "end": 12966.18, "text": " We're not even the wrong thoughts."}, {"start": 12966.18, "end": 12967.18, "text": " They're not shooting at me."}, {"start": 12967.18, "end": 12968.18, "text": " It's a layhouse."}, {"start": 12984.18, "end": 12985.18, "text": " There it was."}, {"start": 12985.18, "end": 12986.18, "text": " My shit's up."}, {"start": 12990.18, "end": 12992.18, "text": " Oh, that's pretty nice."}, {"start": 12992.18, "end": 12996.18, "text": " You know, sometimes I just have no idea how this game works, bro."}, {"start": 12996.18, "end": 12998.18, "text": " Like, I don't get it."}, {"start": 12998.18, "end": 13004.18, "text": " It's okay, bro. Maybe I need to, like, play fucking solo so I can just get the fuck in the ass and then arrange."}, {"start": 13004.18, "end": 13006.18, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 13006.18, "end": 13008.18, "text": " Muff one."}, {"start": 13008.18, "end": 13010.18, "text": " Nice, bro."}, {"start": 13010.18, "end": 13012.18, "text": " Dude, I can muff him. Hold on, you're muffing."}, {"start": 13012.18, "end": 13014.18, "text": " Muff one."}, {"start": 13016.18, "end": 13018.18, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 13020.18, "end": 13022.18, "text": " I'm going to kill the enemy."}, {"start": 13024.18, "end": 13025.18, "text": " They're crafting."}, {"start": 13025.18, "end": 13026.18, "text": " I'm going to shoot them."}, {"start": 13026.18, "end": 13028.18, "text": " Joel, chat, Luda doesn't need to cheat. Stop saying that guys."}, {"start": 13028.18, "end": 13029.18, "text": " He actually doesn't need to cheat."}, {"start": 13031.18, "end": 13032.18, "text": " Do you have?"}, {"start": 13032.18, "end": 13033.18, "text": " I see teams."}, {"start": 13033.18, "end": 13035.18, "text": " I don't know, Helikin, you gotta jump. You gotta see if we can kill us."}, {"start": 13041.18, "end": 13042.18, "text": " That's one."}, {"start": 13044.18, "end": 13045.18, "text": " That's one. Knocked two. Knocked two."}, {"start": 13045.18, "end": 13046.18, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13046.18, "end": 13047.18, "text": " I need his one shot."}, {"start": 13047.18, "end": 13049.18, "text": " He's in batting."}, {"start": 13049.18, "end": 13051.18, "text": " They still have a bitch."}, {"start": 13051.18, "end": 13054.18, "text": " You pop the back, pop the back, pop the back."}, {"start": 13054.18, "end": 13056.18, "text": " Big game."}, {"start": 13056.18, "end": 13058.18, "text": " You look up your weapon."}, {"start": 13058.18, "end": 13060.18, "text": " That's awesome."}, {"start": 13060.18, "end": 13062.18, "text": " That's game, please."}, {"start": 13062.18, "end": 13064.18, "text": " What's your weapon?"}, {"start": 13064.18, "end": 13067.18, "text": " I'll pop your back, pop your back, pop your back."}, {"start": 13067.18, "end": 13069.18, "text": " Take this game and come with me."}, {"start": 13069.18, "end": 13071.18, "text": " Games, tickets and res."}, {"start": 13071.18, "end": 13073.18, "text": " Game, game!"}, {"start": 13073.18, "end": 13076.18, "text": " Game, please, please, please."}, {"start": 13076.18, "end": 13078.18, "text": " I'm safe, I'm safe."}, {"start": 13078.18, "end": 13088.18, "text": " I lost it bro, they're so retarded bro, why?"}, {"start": 13088.18, "end": 13091.18, "text": " oh my god, are we shooting your bunks?"}, {"start": 13091.18, "end": 13096.18, "text": " another snipe, another snipe bro, another snipe"}, {"start": 13096.18, "end": 13098.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13102.54, "end": 13106.800000000001, "text": " Am I like chat we play apex legends would you want me to be on your team chat the honest"}, {"start": 13108.58, "end": 13110.7, "text": " Chat be honest would you want me to be on your team?"}, {"start": 13115.82, "end": 13121.48, "text": " Okay, why are you saying that though? Oh, so when chat said I'm came you put good back in when I was like, no, I put that"}, {"start": 13122.26, "end": 13124.26, "text": " So I was like"}, {"start": 13126.18, "end": 13128.18, "text": " I'm back, I'm back."}, {"start": 13128.18, "end": 13130.18, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 13130.18, "end": 13134.18, "text": " Oh, this game is so hard."}, {"start": 13134.18, "end": 13136.18, "text": " There's an amp here."}, {"start": 13136.18, "end": 13138.18, "text": " Bottomless batteries."}, {"start": 13186.78, "end": 13190.460000000001, "text": " No wall hack and no win like what are y'all saying, bro?"}, {"start": 13200.86, "end": 13204.02, "text": " Chat should I go to the gym today? What do I hit at the gym today chat?"}, {"start": 13210.7, "end": 13214.14, "text": " Why are you refilling the same bottle over and over again? I'm not"}, {"start": 13246.18, "end": 13253.18, "text": " I'm trying to land on no chest every game."}, {"start": 13253.18, "end": 13258.18, "text": " Someone is trying to ask that."}, {"start": 13258.18, "end": 13264.18, "text": " This guy is trying to kill me."}, {"start": 13264.18, "end": 13266.18, "text": " 40 thoughts on the RG45."}, {"start": 13266.18, "end": 13267.18, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 13267.18, "end": 13269.18, "text": " Very, very good gun."}, {"start": 13269.18, "end": 13271.18, "text": " But it only works with him."}, {"start": 13271.18, "end": 13273.18, "text": " No, no, I swear that she's hard to use."}, {"start": 13273.18, "end": 13275.18, "text": " Wait, people land right here."}, {"start": 13275.18, "end": 13278.18, "text": " Special Enhance owners just fucking..."}, {"start": 13278.18, "end": 13280.18, "text": " Oh we killed him though, let's go."}, {"start": 13295.18, "end": 13298.18, "text": " If you bop a vinnisher, do you like..."}, {"start": 13298.18, "end": 13299.18, "text": " You get your shot back."}, {"start": 13299.18, "end": 13300.18, "text": " You get your shot back."}, {"start": 13300.18, "end": 13302.18, "text": " Did you kill the two?"}, {"start": 13302.18, "end": 13304.18, "text": " Yeah, I killed the two."}, {"start": 13304.18, "end": 13306.18, "text": " I wallah"}, {"start": 13306.18, "end": 13308.18, "text": " Yo, so am I done, bruh"}, {"start": 13308.18, "end": 13309.18, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 13309.18, "end": 13310.18, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13310.18, "end": 13312.18, "text": " You don't feel like"}, {"start": 13312.18, "end": 13314.18, "text": " I'm not in, bro"}, {"start": 13315.18, "end": 13317.18, "text": " Why are you guys staying off course?"}, {"start": 13317.18, "end": 13318.18, "text": " I leveled up"}, {"start": 13320.18, "end": 13323.18, "text": " I mean, is your nose growing finicky when you said that all of a..."}, {"start": 13324.18, "end": 13327.18, "text": " No, bro, I boosted all my numbers as a grenade and they just said off course"}, {"start": 13327.18, "end": 13328.18, "text": " You kill them like that"}, {"start": 13328.18, "end": 13329.18, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 13329.18, "end": 13330.18, "text": " Typical"}, {"start": 13330.18, "end": 13332.18, "text": " No one's had that"}, {"start": 13332.18, "end": 13333.18, "text": " He had an axe"}, {"start": 13334.18, "end": 13336.18, "text": " Oh, you're really a shade chat."}, {"start": 13336.18, "end": 13338.18, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 13338.18, "end": 13340.18, "text": " Lebedeba Barra."}, {"start": 13340.18, "end": 13342.18, "text": " Is it my Jinxie cosplay?"}, {"start": 13342.18, "end": 13345.18, "text": " Someone in chat said bro, it's a cosco iPad game."}, {"start": 13349.18, "end": 13351.18, "text": " I'm gonna ask my boss my desk."}, {"start": 13356.18, "end": 13358.18, "text": " I might have the worst movement on fucking Apex."}, {"start": 13358.18, "end": 13360.18, "text": " Bro, I'm not gonna."}, {"start": 13364.18, "end": 13367.58, "text": " you're so far"}, {"start": 13367.58, "end": 13371.58, "text": " who's aiming at me oh my fucking god"}, {"start": 13371.58, "end": 13374.58, "text": " you know fucking baby traps"}, {"start": 13374.58, "end": 13378.58, "text": " I mean what baby traps are you guys"}, {"start": 13378.58, "end": 13382.58, "text": " I think it's 2 teams game oh what is baiting for stats"}, {"start": 13382.58, "end": 13386.58, "text": " I just wish I honestly I don't even know what else you guys are on"}, {"start": 13386.58, "end": 13390.58, "text": " I mean okay now I'm alive"}, {"start": 13390.58, "end": 13399.98, "text": " Oh my god really leather so corny is it a handy-dummy-tummy bro come far left and I'll take this"}, {"start": 13399.98, "end": 13404.98, "text": " I mean I have an SMB and I shot that one"}, {"start": 13404.98, "end": 13409.46, "text": " Yeah you do you bro let's just say you got a guy to"}, {"start": 13439.460000000001, "end": 13441.460000000001, "text": " I'm a job"}, {"start": 13441.660000000002, "end": 13443.660000000002, "text": " That phrase just means like"}, {"start": 13451.94, "end": 13453.94, "text": " No, yeah, yeah questions"}, {"start": 13457.820000000002, "end": 13462.94, "text": " No, no really wasn't a freaky thing jump pad gives an extra jump"}, {"start": 13462.94, "end": 13469.82, "text": " jump pad gives an extra jump or stem surge is longer with less HP, that's better"}, {"start": 13469.82, "end": 13471.9, "text": " jump pad gives an extra jump, triple jump first"}, {"start": 13471.9, "end": 13474.78, "text": " no no no, the one on the left is definitely better"}, {"start": 13474.78, "end": 13477.34, "text": " you know what, the triple jump pad is too much"}, {"start": 13477.34, "end": 13480.78, "text": " what is the left one even do?"}, {"start": 13480.78, "end": 13483.18, "text": " it gives the stem for longer"}, {"start": 13483.18, "end": 13485.18, "text": " that's just ass"}, {"start": 13515.18, "end": 13517.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13528.06, "end": 13532.9, "text": " Know we're not gonna help you right oh my god, no you guys have so"}, {"start": 13545.18, "end": 13547.18, "text": " I have land on top of you"}, {"start": 13547.18, "end": 13549.18, "text": " Wait, did you raise me on my left foot?"}, {"start": 13549.18, "end": 13551.18, "text": " There's another team by the way"}, {"start": 13551.18, "end": 13553.18, "text": " I accidentally like, walked up here on my clock"}, {"start": 13553.18, "end": 13555.18, "text": " Wait, mid, mid, did you raise it?"}, {"start": 13555.18, "end": 13557.18, "text": " There's another team out of these, damn"}, {"start": 13557.18, "end": 13559.18, "text": " I mean, you're fucking terrorist, but..."}, {"start": 13559.18, "end": 13561.18, "text": " Sure"}, {"start": 13561.18, "end": 13563.18, "text": " I think they're terrorist, wait"}, {"start": 13575.18, "end": 13602.02, "text": " I hate this game. I don't like this game at all. I don't like this game at all."}, {"start": 13602.02, "end": 13609.34, "text": " got 158 headshot cross the mat like oh you don't have to keep going back to the"}, {"start": 13609.34, "end": 13612.300000000001, "text": " lobby by the way you just ready up in the game give it this gives me like the"}, {"start": 13612.300000000001, "end": 13618.02, "text": " comfort that I can see a loading point oh my god I don't understand this fucking"}, {"start": 13618.02, "end": 13620.74, "text": " game bro"}, {"start": 13620.74, "end": 13622.74, "text": " God, man"}, {"start": 13625.5, "end": 13631.86, "text": " Get it fuck bro. Geo with the 12 months Flaker bro"}, {"start": 13634.74, "end": 13636.74, "text": " Flaker you are shameless"}, {"start": 13637.94, "end": 13643.619999999999, "text": " How are you Geo? How are you and your boyfriend? Yeah, we all do it. Yeah, I like a friendly couple. You're like amazing"}, {"start": 13643.86, "end": 13645.86, "text": " How are y'all doing bro?"}, {"start": 13645.86, "end": 13647.86, "text": " Subred you got that"}, {"start": 13651.58, "end": 13654.34, "text": " Yeah, you have to be cheating house even a thing I"}, {"start": 13656.7, "end": 13662.800000000001, "text": " Saw this um like thumbnail from like supposed videos this actually you like a disc looking discord like I actually could I didn't know"}, {"start": 13665.060000000001, "end": 13669.18, "text": " Is it edited wait is that Pinocchio?"}, {"start": 13675.86, "end": 13679.060000000001, "text": " Obviously this is fake mode. You guys think my nose is really that big? Come on."}, {"start": 13681.36, "end": 13684.36, "text": " Okay, it looks a little bit edited because of how pointy it is."}, {"start": 13684.36, "end": 13686.060000000001, "text": " I feel like if it wasn't pointy..."}, {"start": 13686.060000000001, "end": 13688.36, "text": " Wait, I think all they did was make it pointy. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 13688.36, "end": 13689.36, "text": " Kill two, kill three, please."}, {"start": 13690.36, "end": 13691.36, "text": " I'm trying to look, how to..."}, {"start": 13691.36, "end": 13692.16, "text": " What do you want? What do you want?"}, {"start": 13692.16, "end": 13695.560000000001, "text": " Bro, the controller aim assist is legit so insane."}, {"start": 13695.560000000001, "end": 13698.36, "text": " There's no way anyone human should be doing this right now."}, {"start": 13699.66, "end": 13701.16, "text": " Wait, wha- wha- wha- wha-"}, {"start": 13701.16, "end": 13704.36, "text": " I'm just telling you, be my kid with an R9 like a hundred meters away."}, {"start": 13704.36, "end": 13709.460000000001, "text": " no that's what I said and he said a lot of arguments yeah but it's just life"}, {"start": 13709.460000000001, "end": 13711.36, "text": " shots"}, {"start": 13716.36, "end": 13719.960000000001, "text": " I wonder if aim assist in this game is like stronger than like prime 4 name"}, {"start": 13749.960000000001, "end": 13752.960000000001, "text": " Isn't it diverse in every game? We're not going to be a good diamond."}, {"start": 13755.960000000001, "end": 13757.960000000001, "text": " No offense, it was just like an observation."}, {"start": 13758.960000000001, "end": 13760.960000000001, "text": " We're landing. You just fucking do it."}, {"start": 13762.960000000001, "end": 13764.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, you're really good. What the fuck are you actually doing?"}, {"start": 13772.960000000001, "end": 13774.960000000001, "text": " There's a guy in my building."}, {"start": 13774.960000000001, "end": 13776.960000000001, "text": " No, no, there's a guy in my building."}, {"start": 13779.960000000001, "end": 13781.960000000001, "text": " No one's on me"}, {"start": 13781.960000000001, "end": 13783.960000000001, "text": " No one's on me?"}, {"start": 13783.960000000001, "end": 13785.960000000001, "text": " No one has killed someone?"}, {"start": 13785.960000000001, "end": 13787.960000000001, "text": " What the fuck is hitting me?"}, {"start": 13787.960000000001, "end": 13789.960000000001, "text": " You're scared"}, {"start": 13789.960000000001, "end": 13791.960000000001, "text": " No no no no no no no"}, {"start": 13791.960000000001, "end": 13793.960000000001, "text": " Oh not bad"}, {"start": 13793.960000000001, "end": 13795.960000000001, "text": " Nice I didn't kill one"}, {"start": 13795.960000000001, "end": 13797.960000000001, "text": " You're still on kills bro"}, {"start": 13797.960000000001, "end": 13799.960000000001, "text": " No I didn't know you"}, {"start": 13799.960000000001, "end": 13801.960000000001, "text": " All you did was kill someone"}, {"start": 13801.960000000001, "end": 13803.960000000001, "text": " But it's like how it up"}, {"start": 13803.960000000001, "end": 13805.960000000001, "text": " I swear to God those sneakers"}, {"start": 13805.960000000001, "end": 13807.960000000001, "text": " They better go"}, {"start": 13807.960000000001, "end": 13812.740000000002, "text": " Like any SMG bro. Yeah, no the peacemaker is actually really good. This will keep you the peacemaker"}, {"start": 13816.480000000001, "end": 13821.04, "text": " Is it even a crazy to double all tenor is not even crazy dude. Actually, it's not even crazy"}, {"start": 13826.960000000001, "end": 13829.320000000002, "text": " Fuck you, bro. Why do you keep walking talk to me?"}, {"start": 13837.960000000001, "end": 13839.960000000001, "text": " Bro there's no way you have a zero my fucking ass"}, {"start": 13840.68, "end": 13845.320000000002, "text": " Bro there's a light mag like spawner bro. I want your ammo"}, {"start": 13856.2, "end": 13858.2, "text": " Bro I actually want that too"}, {"start": 13860.28, "end": 13862.28, "text": " You bring it over"}, {"start": 13867.960000000001, "end": 13869.960000000001, "text": " uh hold on"}, {"start": 13872.92, "end": 13875.480000000001, "text": " why is it crazy to like do a double uh alternator"}, {"start": 13879.080000000002, "end": 13881.080000000002, "text": " was it was it crazy"}, {"start": 13887.480000000001, "end": 13889.080000000002, "text": " i don't i don't i don't need an alakadie"}, {"start": 13889.080000000002, "end": 13890.52, "text": " i think that's what i think it was pretty good"}, {"start": 13890.52, "end": 13891.560000000001, "text": " all right see you just to go"}, {"start": 13893.000000000002, "end": 13894.28, "text": " yes i don't know what i get called"}, {"start": 13897.960000000001, "end": 13920.220000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna lie like I actually feel that"}, {"start": 13920.220000000001, "end": 13925.300000000001, "text": " I have those moments many times but normally it happens like very school"}, {"start": 13925.300000000001, "end": 13927.300000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13928.76, "end": 13930.76, "text": " Have three oh, sorry bro"}, {"start": 13933.060000000001, "end": 13935.060000000001, "text": " It's how to let him on the door"}, {"start": 13939.340000000002, "end": 13941.340000000002, "text": " Are you soft soul?"}, {"start": 13948.18, "end": 13950.18, "text": " No fighting"}, {"start": 13955.300000000001, "end": 13956.300000000001, "text": " I'm dead"}, {"start": 13957.300000000001, "end": 13960.300000000001, "text": " Nice guy shitted me when he was like fucking 2 people"}, {"start": 13962.300000000001, "end": 13963.300000000001, "text": " Knocked one"}, {"start": 13964.300000000001, "end": 13965.300000000001, "text": " What is he on me?"}, {"start": 13966.300000000001, "end": 13967.300000000001, "text": " He's dead"}, {"start": 13970.300000000001, "end": 13971.300000000001, "text": " What the fuck is hitting me?"}, {"start": 13973.300000000001, "end": 13974.300000000001, "text": " Alright then, just don't die"}, {"start": 13975.300000000001, "end": 13976.300000000001, "text": " I won't die"}, {"start": 13977.300000000001, "end": 13978.300000000001, "text": " What is he doing?"}, {"start": 13978.300000000001, "end": 13980.300000000001, "text": " I'm like, I'm like in this"}, {"start": 13983.300000000001, "end": 13984.300000000001, "text": " Knocked one"}, {"start": 13985.300000000001, "end": 14010.300000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna throw this game, no no no, for like me and Cain or no?"}, {"start": 14010.300000000001, "end": 14015.300000000001, "text": " I mean, I'll give you guys one gift if you want to get it."}, {"start": 14015.300000000001, "end": 14016.300000000001, "text": " Oh, that's a deal."}, {"start": 14016.300000000001, "end": 14017.300000000001, "text": " That's a fucking-"}, {"start": 14017.300000000001, "end": 14018.300000000001, "text": " I'm down, I'm down."}, {"start": 14018.300000000001, "end": 14019.300000000001, "text": " That's a stupid deal."}, {"start": 14019.300000000001, "end": 14020.300000000001, "text": " I'm not even brought on anymore, honey."}, {"start": 14020.300000000001, "end": 14023.300000000001, "text": " I'll do it for a point five, please, bro."}, {"start": 14023.300000000001, "end": 14024.300000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14024.300000000001, "end": 14026.300000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna fucking push."}, {"start": 14026.300000000001, "end": 14027.300000000001, "text": " Gifted?"}, {"start": 14027.300000000001, "end": 14028.300000000001, "text": " On the blue."}, {"start": 14028.300000000001, "end": 14029.300000000001, "text": " Wait, five gifted."}, {"start": 14029.300000000001, "end": 14030.300000000001, "text": " Bro, I'm gonna give you one gift."}, {"start": 14030.300000000001, "end": 14031.300000000001, "text": " Yes, please."}, {"start": 14031.300000000001, "end": 14032.300000000001, "text": " Bro, put it on, bro."}, {"start": 14032.300000000001, "end": 14033.300000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14033.300000000001, "end": 14034.300000000001, "text": " If you're gonna do-"}, {"start": 14034.300000000001, "end": 14038.300000000001, "text": " If you're gonna do bits, bro, you're gonna get two bits."}, {"start": 14038.300000000001, "end": 14039.300000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14039.300000000001, "end": 14041.300000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 14069.300000000001, "end": 14071.300000000001, "text": " That's my bad"}, {"start": 14071.300000000001, "end": 14073.300000000001, "text": " No, no, it's fine"}, {"start": 14081.300000000001, "end": 14083.300000000001, "text": " Oh, my name is CaneZera and I have an umbrella for you"}, {"start": 14083.300000000001, "end": 14104.500000000002, "text": " I hope that this guy isn't cheating on this game either, yo Fighter1G, thanks for the one"}, {"start": 14104.500000000002, "end": 14107.980000000001, "text": " viewer raid bro, I appreciate you bro."}, {"start": 14107.98, "end": 14111.24, "text": " Don't read this channel again bro."}, {"start": 14111.24, "end": 14113.24, "text": " Cause the bug fly."}, {"start": 14113.24, "end": 14114.24, "text": " Woah."}, {"start": 14114.24, "end": 14117.08, "text": " Cause we don't fuck with Winstraders bro."}, {"start": 14117.08, "end": 14118.08, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 14118.08, "end": 14119.08, "text": " Never Winstrader."}, {"start": 14119.08, "end": 14126.279999999999, "text": " Do you actually, do you really believe or like think that I Winstrader bro?"}, {"start": 14126.279999999999, "end": 14129.08, "text": " Bro like, like, like no troll?"}, {"start": 14129.08, "end": 14130.08, "text": " Yes bro, no troll."}, {"start": 14130.08, "end": 14132.08, "text": " You really think I did it bro?"}, {"start": 14132.08, "end": 14135.08, "text": " Bro, it's a 50-50."}, {"start": 14135.08, "end": 14137.84, "text": " I mean, okay listen, in NA I don't have like."}, {"start": 14137.84, "end": 14143.56, "text": " Like no I think about it bro like low key fire probably just did it for love the game"}, {"start": 14143.56, "end": 14146.24, "text": " Like I look you don't know. I don't think it was true. They got but I like"}, {"start": 14147.24, "end": 14149.64, "text": " Like I feel like it wasn't a win trip, but I feel like he was strong"}, {"start": 14152.08, "end": 14154.08, "text": " That's not like"}, {"start": 14197.84, "end": 14199.84, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 14203.64, "end": 14205.64, "text": " I'm pushing queen wide"}, {"start": 14207.48, "end": 14211.04, "text": " Men's gotta kill men men's gotta kill I don't know"}, {"start": 14214.880000000001, "end": 14217.42, "text": " Fucking bullets, no he's one. He's one. He's one"}, {"start": 14217.42, "end": 14219.42, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14223.06, "end": 14225.06, "text": " But a law"}, {"start": 14225.42, "end": 14228.18, "text": " I'm a mood I broke. What are you fucking doing? Why are you putting on us?"}, {"start": 14229.54, "end": 14231.54, "text": " Yeah, you're a bitch"}, {"start": 14247.42, "end": 14249.42, "text": " 20 gifted"}, {"start": 14252.34, "end": 14255.1, "text": " Okay, where else someone a chat-ass 2 that first"}, {"start": 14262.94, "end": 14268.460000000001, "text": " Dude this game is just so confusingly annoyingly give me off this character by the way"}, {"start": 14269.62, "end": 14271.62, "text": " We're back on right?"}, {"start": 14272.82, "end": 14276.38, "text": " Back to alter. Yeah, I think I'll just get a chat. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 14276.380000000001, "end": 14278.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'll play my Axel."}, {"start": 14279.380000000001, "end": 14280.380000000001, "text": " Let's drink Cedarwood."}, {"start": 14280.380000000001, "end": 14281.380000000001, "text": " Look on the baron."}, {"start": 14281.380000000001, "end": 14283.380000000001, "text": " No, I'd really rather be playing League of Legends"}, {"start": 14283.380000000001, "end": 14284.380000000001, "text": " rather than this fucking shitty ass game."}, {"start": 14284.380000000001, "end": 14285.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14285.380000000001, "end": 14286.380000000001, "text": " So fucking hard."}, {"start": 14286.380000000001, "end": 14288.380000000001, "text": " League of Legends, when it comes to League of Legends,"}, {"start": 14288.380000000001, "end": 14289.380000000001, "text": " it's actually so fun."}, {"start": 14289.380000000001, "end": 14290.380000000001, "text": " Like, actually so fun."}, {"start": 14290.380000000001, "end": 14292.380000000001, "text": " Well, I feel like it's so boring."}, {"start": 14292.380000000001, "end": 14293.380000000001, "text": " Alright, we're not watching this."}, {"start": 14293.380000000001, "end": 14295.380000000001, "text": " I can't imagine myself playing a game that doesn't have"}, {"start": 14295.380000000001, "end": 14297.380000000001, "text": " like a character in moving."}, {"start": 14297.380000000001, "end": 14300.380000000001, "text": " The Last Honest Streamer, Rick Ross Empire,"}, {"start": 14300.380000000001, "end": 14302.380000000001, "text": " trend blog a witch"}, {"start": 14309.460000000001, "end": 14313.18, "text": " You don't have to make you this drink"}, {"start": 14319.140000000001, "end": 14321.140000000001, "text": " There's looking one of the best songs on the ship"}, {"start": 14326.220000000001, "end": 14328.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, what do y'all think he's better with church break"}, {"start": 14330.380000000001, "end": 14332.380000000001, "text": " This will help my while."}, {"start": 14332.380000000001, "end": 14336.380000000001, "text": " Active this is, the nitro shell goes out, Jade, I know was lined up for another..."}, {"start": 14336.380000000001, "end": 14338.380000000001, "text": " You know, Jade, you hear this on Ice Man."}, {"start": 14360.380000000001, "end": 14364.460000000001, "text": " I mean, yeah, I don't know bro."}, {"start": 14364.460000000001, "end": 14368.1, "text": " Tricks is gonna be the best rapper in the world, bro."}, {"start": 14368.1, "end": 14371.68, "text": " I sound easy going now, but out there, I become stronger."}, {"start": 14371.68, "end": 14374.28, "text": " Oh my God, this game, all right guys, this might be my last one."}, {"start": 14374.28, "end": 14375.28, "text": " I'm getting a little upset."}, {"start": 14375.28, "end": 14376.28, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 14376.28, "end": 14377.28, "text": " I'm getting upset."}, {"start": 14377.28, "end": 14381.140000000001, "text": " This game is making me mad, bro."}, {"start": 14381.140000000001, "end": 14384.52, "text": " Is it because you thought it'd be easier?"}, {"start": 14384.52, "end": 14386.480000000001, "text": " You think it'd be easier than this?"}, {"start": 14386.480000000001, "end": 14387.480000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14387.48, "end": 14393.119999999999, "text": " Like I usually get good at every game very fast, like league, I'm gonna say I'm good, but I'm gonna say I'm bad"}, {"start": 14393.76, "end": 14396.039999999999, "text": " Val, I'm literally just like the best by the world"}, {"start": 14397.4, "end": 14402.8, "text": " CS go, I hit face level 10, this game I want to take my cock up and put it on my own ass, I hate this game"}, {"start": 14406.64, "end": 14408.64, "text": " But why are you actually, that's only when you put it on your own"}, {"start": 14411.48, "end": 14413.48, "text": " I know how you are, bro"}, {"start": 14417.48, "end": 14419.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14425.56, "end": 14427.56, "text": " Don't we man? Oh my god"}, {"start": 14440.279999999999, "end": 14442.279999999999, "text": " How does no one land wherever we go"}, {"start": 14442.28, "end": 14444.28, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 14445.28, "end": 14447.28, "text": " Where are we stopping the bus driver?"}, {"start": 14455.28, "end": 14456.28, "text": " It's about a k2."}, {"start": 14457.28, "end": 14462.28, "text": " Alright, Muda, fuck it, one more chance of witness and you get 20 gifts in one lock."}, {"start": 14462.28, "end": 14466.28, "text": " Alright, uh, thanks. You lock the fucking please? Like, actually bro."}, {"start": 14466.28, "end": 14468.28, "text": " Yeah, but is it for like all of us?"}, {"start": 14468.28, "end": 14471.28, "text": " Yeah, just fucking fuck."}, {"start": 14472.28, "end": 14473.880000000001, "text": " I'm trapped in one more animal."}, {"start": 14473.880000000001, "end": 14475.480000000001, "text": " Wingman, you're killing me."}, {"start": 14475.480000000001, "end": 14477.28, "text": " You okay now? Are we walking it?"}, {"start": 14477.28, "end": 14478.28, "text": " Yeah, I'm walking it."}, {"start": 14478.28, "end": 14480.28, "text": " Are you gonna play some LG mode?"}, {"start": 14480.28, "end": 14481.28, "text": " Yeah, let's go."}, {"start": 14481.28, "end": 14482.28, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14482.28, "end": 14486.28, "text": " Alright, should we just like stay on until we lose?"}, {"start": 14486.28, "end": 14489.28, "text": " I love it when it comes to dancing."}, {"start": 14489.28, "end": 14491.28, "text": " So, bro, I gotta turn the party just in my head."}, {"start": 14491.28, "end": 14492.28, "text": " Thanks, dude."}, {"start": 14492.28, "end": 14493.28, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 14493.28, "end": 14495.28, "text": " You're really good at this, appointed."}, {"start": 14495.28, "end": 14498.28, "text": " I'm so slow. Use this knife and get..."}, {"start": 14502.28, "end": 14504.28, "text": " how do I get around this?"}, {"start": 14504.28, "end": 14507.28, "text": " you have to come my side or you have to go inside labs"}, {"start": 14507.28, "end": 14509.28, "text": " and I go from underneath"}, {"start": 14509.28, "end": 14511.28, "text": " I think I see a path"}, {"start": 14516.28, "end": 14518.28, "text": " what is our pole?"}, {"start": 14518.28, "end": 14520.28, "text": " look can I even climb this?"}, {"start": 14520.28, "end": 14522.28, "text": " nah I can't"}, {"start": 14522.28, "end": 14526.28, "text": " gain all controller perks or gain all reek on reek"}, {"start": 14526.28, "end": 14528.28, "text": " reek on reek on reek on reek"}, {"start": 14528.28, "end": 14530.28, "text": " use controller perk"}, {"start": 14530.28, "end": 14537.880000000001, "text": " beacon against zone info maybe like in a pred lobby maybe no no no in comp in"}, {"start": 14537.880000000001, "end": 14542.76, "text": " actual competitive in ranked you just want to recon info people are so you"}, {"start": 14542.76, "end": 14543.960000000001, "text": " can kill them all"}, {"start": 14543.960000000001, "end": 14545.960000000001, "text": " What about the white?"}, {"start": 14545.960000000001, "end": 14547.960000000001, "text": " Oh, they're white."}, {"start": 14547.960000000001, "end": 14549.960000000001, "text": " Oh, no, man."}, {"start": 14549.960000000001, "end": 14551.960000000001, "text": " I'm not a dead, no way."}, {"start": 14551.960000000001, "end": 14555.960000000001, "text": " Where the fuck is this guy?"}, {"start": 14555.960000000001, "end": 14559.960000000001, "text": " Yup, he's dead."}, {"start": 14559.960000000001, "end": 14561.960000000001, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 14561.960000000001, "end": 14565.960000000001, "text": " White, he's white, he's white, he's white, he's white."}, {"start": 14567.960000000001, "end": 14569.960000000001, "text": " Like, ahhhh!"}, {"start": 14569.960000000001, "end": 14571.960000000001, "text": " I'm gonna ult him for it, it's my last one, I'm getting ult."}, {"start": 14571.960000000001, "end": 14576.720000000001, "text": " I actually hate this game. I might just continue the fucking chips. Yeah, the fucking series"}, {"start": 14586.160000000002, "end": 14588.160000000002, "text": " One outside"}, {"start": 14590.44, "end": 14592.44, "text": " You just like with any"}, {"start": 14601.960000000001, "end": 14605.960000000001, "text": " I'm so bad at this game bro"}, {"start": 14605.960000000001, "end": 14607.960000000001, "text": " Bro, this is 4-4-10-4 to go"}, {"start": 14613.960000000001, "end": 14615.960000000001, "text": " I'm lagging, the mod didn't pop"}, {"start": 14619.960000000001, "end": 14621.960000000001, "text": " Zadibar, help me"}, {"start": 14621.960000000001, "end": 14623.960000000001, "text": " Are you good?"}, {"start": 14623.960000000001, "end": 14625.960000000001, "text": " Are you okay?"}, {"start": 14625.960000000001, "end": 14627.960000000001, "text": " You're healing inside?"}, {"start": 14627.960000000001, "end": 14629.960000000001, "text": " Like bro"}, {"start": 14631.960000000001, "end": 14642.160000000002, "text": " Oh my god, how is your aim that good?"}, {"start": 14642.16, "end": 14644.16, "text": " the whole squad is out"}, {"start": 14672.16, "end": 14674.16, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 14674.16, "end": 14676.16, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 14680.16, "end": 14682.16, "text": " R&K now, when is this round?"}, {"start": 14682.16, "end": 14684.16, "text": " We saw a lot, uh, 100 gifted"}, {"start": 14684.16, "end": 14686.16, "text": " Did they get you guys up?"}, {"start": 14686.16, "end": 14688.16, "text": " Wait, again, go to the actual race?"}, {"start": 14688.16, "end": 14690.16, "text": " No, it's not, it's the entire game"}, {"start": 14692.16, "end": 14694.16, "text": " 1000 gifted to get us rest"}, {"start": 14696.16, "end": 14698.16, "text": " Just to rezz you guys? 1000?"}, {"start": 14698.16, "end": 14701.4, "text": " That's not a bad deal at all"}, {"start": 14706.36, "end": 14708.36, "text": " You're not gonna like scam right?"}, {"start": 14738.36, "end": 14741.960000000001, "text": " the skin's looking nice"}, {"start": 14744.960000000001, "end": 14747.960000000001, "text": " 100m? fuck the west coast"}, {"start": 14756.960000000001, "end": 14759.76, "text": " oh they're fucking flying directly on it"}, {"start": 14759.76, "end": 14762.76, "text": " you can go inside of containment"}, {"start": 14762.76, "end": 14764.76, "text": " where's that?"}, {"start": 14764.76, "end": 14766.76, "text": " right next to the fire escape"}, {"start": 14766.76, "end": 14773.48, "text": " go pit if you keep running like southwest and then you run across the bridge and you go inside pit and"}, {"start": 14773.48, "end": 14784.36, "text": " grab it. What the fuck's that? It makes a containment on the left. Hit it? Yeah. Oh like all the way around? Yeah if you see it you can just slide and just run straight to the bridge."}, {"start": 14785.4, "end": 14792.52, "text": " I'm gonna back the monitor for all of your parts. Come on bro, c'mon get me a fuck it. You back?"}, {"start": 14792.52, "end": 14797.0, "text": " Wow, you're really looting right now, let's say our first against Kain, that ass."}, {"start": 14797.0, "end": 14798.960000000001, "text": " You know what evac is? You fucking fat ass?"}, {"start": 14798.960000000001, "end": 14801.52, "text": " Well, are you a fat ass? Are you a fat ass?"}, {"start": 14801.52, "end": 14805.84, "text": " Extra vacuum access control."}, {"start": 14805.84, "end": 14808.32, "text": " Alright, is it yes or no? Are you a fat ass?"}, {"start": 14808.32, "end": 14809.32, "text": " Yes, I am."}, {"start": 14809.32, "end": 14810.32, "text": " Alright, alright."}, {"start": 14810.32, "end": 14811.32, "text": " Oh, he's such a fool."}, {"start": 14811.32, "end": 14812.32, "text": " Oh, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 14812.32, "end": 14813.32, "text": " I'm sure."}, {"start": 14813.32, "end": 14814.32, "text": " Oh, he's a lot."}, {"start": 14814.32, "end": 14815.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14815.32, "end": 14817.32, "text": " Left first, I'm like, okay, left first."}, {"start": 14817.32, "end": 14820.32, "text": " On your right, on your right, on your right, close right, little bit."}, {"start": 14820.32, "end": 14822.32, "text": " Wait, how do you even like, know?"}, {"start": 14822.32, "end": 14824.32, "text": " How do I see that?"}, {"start": 14824.32, "end": 14826.32, "text": " I could feel it."}, {"start": 14826.32, "end": 14828.32, "text": " Go to airbase, there's two teams in pit fighting."}, {"start": 14828.32, "end": 14830.32, "text": " Go to go to airbase."}, {"start": 14830.32, "end": 14832.32, "text": " Walk is airbase."}, {"start": 14832.32, "end": 14834.32, "text": " Like, far west of the mountain was a lot of BA."}, {"start": 14834.32, "end": 14836.32, "text": " How would you want me to go there?"}, {"start": 14836.32, "end": 14838.32, "text": " Go for me, run for me."}, {"start": 14838.32, "end": 14840.32, "text": " Oh my god, King!"}, {"start": 14840.32, "end": 14842.32, "text": " Game sense, we're a game sense."}, {"start": 14842.32, "end": 14844.32, "text": " I can not buy a game sense at all."}, {"start": 14844.32, "end": 14846.32, "text": " Wow, what was that?"}, {"start": 14846.32, "end": 14848.32, "text": " She's gonna fire."}, {"start": 14848.32, "end": 14854.56, "text": " fire 45 so well there's a cross in front of you but not much on the replicator"}, {"start": 14854.56, "end": 14858.68, "text": " there and that's not when you get a movie on this one bro can you give me a"}, {"start": 14858.68, "end": 14862.72, "text": " bucket you back from here no bro might we'll take something though"}, {"start": 14862.72, "end": 14868.32, "text": " so you will take this I hope you had expensive taste"}, {"start": 14868.32, "end": 14870.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14873.48, "end": 14880.16, "text": " Shit they increase the distance on this character. Yeah, like my fucking mouth. It was like recently"}, {"start": 14887.08, "end": 14891.8, "text": " Our thousand gets it doesn't get it thousand thousand rolls fucking go"}, {"start": 14891.800000000001, "end": 14893.800000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14893.800000000001, "end": 14898.580000000002, "text": " Fucking double it thousand thousand each one thousand each no deal no deal no deal"}, {"start": 14912.080000000002, "end": 14916.240000000002, "text": " It's like it's like what on test site you want to become the best you gotta become a predator"}, {"start": 14917.960000000001, "end": 14919.960000000001, "text": " I saw him say that"}, {"start": 14921.800000000001, "end": 14926.68, "text": " That's like that's what you know what it is. I think that's like they do the only thing that's a big one"}, {"start": 14927.560000000001, "end": 14930.2, "text": " Not not like hey, those like I can't even why"}, {"start": 14931.160000000002, "end": 14933.400000000001, "text": " Why would I want like a big one? Isn't that better?"}, {"start": 14934.560000000001, "end": 14936.560000000001, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 14943.160000000002, "end": 14945.160000000002, "text": " Isn't like a x-all doesn't"}, {"start": 15035.16, "end": 15045.16, "text": " one's the last guy's wrapping bonka"}, {"start": 15045.16, "end": 15047.16, "text": " he's on me, he's on me, last one's on me"}, {"start": 15047.16, "end": 15049.16, "text": " i'm not going, i'm not going"}, {"start": 15049.16, "end": 15051.16, "text": " he's on my body right now, center of thirst"}, {"start": 15051.16, "end": 15080.92, "text": " I mean like you didn't some like"}, {"start": 15080.92, "end": 15085.68, "text": " Easy you're saying passively we probably know what he's doing. Hey Muda you can pick up like even from distance to crates"}, {"start": 15086.4, "end": 15089.72, "text": " Yeah, he didn't fucking tell me what yeah, yeah, yeah, I"}, {"start": 15090.48, "end": 15092.48, "text": " Forgot that he's like passive and like I was"}, {"start": 15103.6, "end": 15108.8, "text": " What the fuck happened I don't know everyone my chest saying leaked like my dick got leaked what they actually got us"}, {"start": 15110.92, "end": 15118.92, "text": " bro what the fuck I actually got scared for a second what the fuck wait what"}, {"start": 15118.92, "end": 15125.64, "text": " what you been doing no bro what was it like a show or like what what the fuck"}, {"start": 15125.64, "end": 15130.68, "text": " what was that what is what is it I don't know so much I said I got weak that"}, {"start": 15130.68, "end": 15132.68, "text": " Check to it, nothing happened on the quarter."}, {"start": 15134.68, "end": 15138.68, "text": " What the fuck? He just leaped me bro, I was just saying I was scared."}, {"start": 15138.68, "end": 15140.68, "text": " It's top three, like 25 to the 9."}, {"start": 15140.68, "end": 15142.68, "text": " What a thousand get-"}, {"start": 15142.68, "end": 15144.68, "text": " Wee. Wee."}, {"start": 15145.68, "end": 15148.68, "text": " Holy leek. Stop guys!"}, {"start": 15155.68, "end": 15158.68, "text": " Oh my god, I knew I wasn't a captain about the thing."}, {"start": 15160.68, "end": 15170.68, "text": " I thought my dick from high school got leaked or something."}, {"start": 15170.68, "end": 15180.68, "text": " Alright, your first time that's small though so I think that's good."}, {"start": 15180.68, "end": 15181.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15181.68, "end": 15184.68, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15184.68, "end": 15188.68, "text": " Wait, you guys sound like a good-looking dick."}, {"start": 15188.68, "end": 15189.68, "text": " Wait, we won!"}, {"start": 15189.68, "end": 15190.68, "text": " We won!"}, {"start": 15190.68, "end": 15191.68, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 15191.68, "end": 15192.68, "text": " 30 gifted!"}, {"start": 15192.68, "end": 15193.68, "text": " Was it gifted, Muda?"}, {"start": 15193.68, "end": 15194.68, "text": " Thousand Muda, bro."}, {"start": 15194.68, "end": 15195.68, "text": " Where's my payup, bro?"}, {"start": 15195.68, "end": 15196.68, "text": " Payup."}, {"start": 15196.68, "end": 15197.68, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 15197.68, "end": 15198.68, "text": " Payup, bro."}, {"start": 15198.68, "end": 15199.68, "text": " Payup."}, {"start": 15199.68, "end": 15200.68, "text": " Payup."}, {"start": 15200.68, "end": 15201.68, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15201.68, "end": 15202.68, "text": " One gifted."}, {"start": 15202.68, "end": 15203.68, "text": " Pay the one gifted."}, {"start": 15203.68, "end": 15204.68, "text": " All right, Kade."}, {"start": 15204.68, "end": 15205.68, "text": " I'll see you out tomorrow, bro."}, {"start": 15205.68, "end": 15206.68, "text": " Take care."}, {"start": 15206.68, "end": 15207.68, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 15207.68, "end": 15208.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15208.68, "end": 15209.68, "text": " Wait, where's that?"}, {"start": 15209.68, "end": 15212.880000000001, "text": " yo wait where's this guy going yo"}, {"start": 15212.880000000001, "end": 15215.68, "text": " sneaking Samurai with the 30 gifted"}, {"start": 15215.68, "end": 15218.56, "text": " please gift me bro oh my god we're"}, {"start": 15218.56, "end": 15220.48, "text": " almost one one game off plot one"}, {"start": 15220.48, "end": 15222.36, "text": " should we get plot one yeah yeah yeah"}, {"start": 15222.36, "end": 15224.92, "text": " hundred percent we're not plot one"}, {"start": 15224.92, "end": 15227.84, "text": " you like the bonus"}, {"start": 15227.84, "end": 15230.28, "text": " all of it uh leave the game again"}, {"start": 15230.28, "end": 15234.36, "text": " see what the fuck happens what Samurai"}, {"start": 15234.36, "end": 15238.64, "text": " with the 20 gifted subs bro Samurai"}, {"start": 15238.64, "end": 15240.64, "text": " with the 30 subs"}, {"start": 15242.72, "end": 15247.16, "text": " Please give me some money bro. Hey, you're gonna get banned bro. What come on bro?"}, {"start": 15247.8, "end": 15252.0, "text": " She's not caring around here, bro. I want all the get this myself right now. My name is strippers, bro"}, {"start": 15256.68, "end": 15258.68, "text": " You were there"}, {"start": 15260.16, "end": 15263.56, "text": " You guys know I spent 800 bucks at a strip club one time never went back"}, {"start": 15263.56, "end": 15266.439999999999, "text": " Yeah, with the guy you met off grinder, right?"}, {"start": 15266.439999999999, "end": 15267.939999999999, "text": " No, I'm not gay!"}, {"start": 15267.939999999999, "end": 15268.939999999999, "text": " What is this thing?"}, {"start": 15268.939999999999, "end": 15273.939999999999, "text": " I'm not gay, but what is this thing around my community saying about download grindr and shit, bro?"}, {"start": 15273.939999999999, "end": 15274.939999999999, "text": " I'm not gay!"}, {"start": 15274.939999999999, "end": 15279.859999999999, "text": " So you're saying people are making fake profiles of you because I've seen many profiles."}, {"start": 15279.859999999999, "end": 15280.859999999999, "text": " I've seen them personally."}, {"start": 15280.859999999999, "end": 15281.859999999999, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 15281.859999999999, "end": 15283.66, "text": " So that means you've been on Grindr then?"}, {"start": 15283.66, "end": 15285.46, "text": " No, no, no, I've never been on Grindr."}, {"start": 15285.46, "end": 15287.9, "text": " But I've seen your profile."}, {"start": 15287.9, "end": 15292.1, "text": " I personally saw your profile."}, {"start": 15292.1, "end": 15295.18, "text": " How did you personally see my profile if you never used it?"}, {"start": 15295.18, "end": 15296.94, "text": " Bro, I'll never use it, bro. I'll never use it."}, {"start": 15300.94, "end": 15304.06, "text": " Like, you're thinking about the situation too much. Just know that I've seen it, bro."}, {"start": 15306.94, "end": 15310.5, "text": " Alright guys, last game because this game we're gonna win!"}, {"start": 15310.5, "end": 15314.9, "text": " Gizzy Drake, Manny Matt, and the Muffin Ghost. Yo, is this guy saying BLAST mousepad?"}, {"start": 15314.9, "end": 15319.380000000001, "text": " Bro, Crip. I've never used a glass mousepad, bro. Trust me."}, {"start": 15349.380000000001, "end": 15353.380000000001, "text": " Okay, you guys are trying to die, bro, pull up on me."}, {"start": 15353.380000000001, "end": 15357.380000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm down to turn around, I'm down to turn around, I'm down to turn around."}, {"start": 15357.380000000001, "end": 15362.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, zero bullets, I just set 18 shots and I just missed every single one."}, {"start": 15362.380000000001, "end": 15365.380000000001, "text": " I don't know how to make sense of this."}, {"start": 15365.380000000001, "end": 15368.380000000001, "text": " It's okay, don't let your aim get you."}, {"start": 15368.380000000001, "end": 15370.380000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15371.380000000001, "end": 15374.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, uh, give up the aim, please."}, {"start": 15374.380000000001, "end": 15376.380000000001, "text": " You wanna do it?"}, {"start": 15376.380000000001, "end": 15378.380000000001, "text": " You wanna do it?"}, {"start": 15378.380000000001, "end": 15380.380000000001, "text": " I'm just gonna greet up my willy"}, {"start": 15383.380000000001, "end": 15385.380000000001, "text": " Dumbass"}, {"start": 15385.380000000001, "end": 15387.380000000001, "text": " I love you bro"}, {"start": 15387.380000000001, "end": 15389.380000000001, "text": " I actually want to sell"}, {"start": 15389.380000000001, "end": 15391.380000000001, "text": " I'm actually plugging into controller bro"}, {"start": 15391.380000000001, "end": 15393.380000000001, "text": " You know what? I'm plugging into controller bro"}, {"start": 15393.380000000001, "end": 15395.380000000001, "text": " I'm coming"}, {"start": 15395.380000000001, "end": 15397.380000000001, "text": " I'm coming"}, {"start": 15401.380000000001, "end": 15403.380000000001, "text": " You guys just left me one"}, {"start": 15403.380000000001, "end": 15405.380000000001, "text": " are you just killing me?"}, {"start": 15405.380000000001, "end": 15406.380000000001, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 15406.380000000001, "end": 15408.380000000001, "text": " what's your controller sense?"}, {"start": 15408.380000000001, "end": 15411.380000000001, "text": " I'm the only player in the game that's working for nothing"}, {"start": 15411.380000000001, "end": 15413.380000000001, "text": " whoa whoa whoa"}, {"start": 15415.380000000001, "end": 15418.380000000001, "text": " yeah man, what are you shield swapping bro?"}, {"start": 15418.380000000001, "end": 15420.380000000001, "text": " what, I'm actually saving, I'm not controlling"}, {"start": 15421.380000000001, "end": 15422.380000000001, "text": " yeah, what are you dead now?"}, {"start": 15422.380000000001, "end": 15424.380000000001, "text": " Zadibara, I need help bro"}, {"start": 15425.380000000001, "end": 15426.380000000001, "text": " dammage check, Voodoo"}, {"start": 15426.380000000001, "end": 15427.380000000001, "text": " dammage check"}, {"start": 15427.380000000001, "end": 15429.380000000001, "text": " dammage check, I'm 60"}, {"start": 15431.380000000001, "end": 15432.380000000001, "text": " I have 38"}, {"start": 15433.380000000001, "end": 15435.380000000001, "text": " You'll help me"}, {"start": 15437.1, "end": 15439.1, "text": " Stick their eyes bro stick it"}, {"start": 15449.54, "end": 15451.54, "text": " Default"}, {"start": 15452.420000000002, "end": 15455.300000000001, "text": " Are you dumb ass are you dumb ass? Oh you actually"}, {"start": 15457.420000000002, "end": 15459.420000000002, "text": " You said he plays on legacy"}, {"start": 15463.380000000001, "end": 15465.380000000001, "text": " What is exponential bro?"}, {"start": 15465.380000000001, "end": 15466.380000000001, "text": " What is exponential bro?"}, {"start": 15466.380000000001, "end": 15467.380000000001, "text": " How do I touch you?"}, {"start": 15467.380000000001, "end": 15468.380000000001, "text": " What? Awesome!"}, {"start": 15468.380000000001, "end": 15470.380000000001, "text": " Shields are low, taking 3-charging."}, {"start": 15470.380000000001, "end": 15471.380000000001, "text": " Are you trying?"}, {"start": 15471.380000000001, "end": 15472.380000000001, "text": " Scared to talk about butt."}, {"start": 15472.380000000001, "end": 15473.380000000001, "text": " Let me out."}, {"start": 15473.380000000001, "end": 15474.380000000001, "text": " Or is it..."}, {"start": 15474.380000000001, "end": 15475.380000000001, "text": " Bro, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15475.380000000001, "end": 15476.380000000001, "text": " You know."}, {"start": 15476.380000000001, "end": 15477.380000000001, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 15477.380000000001, "end": 15478.380000000001, "text": " Let me, let me, let me, let me!"}, {"start": 15478.380000000001, "end": 15479.380000000001, "text": " Okay, what are you talking about?"}, {"start": 15479.380000000001, "end": 15480.380000000001, "text": " Above me!"}, {"start": 15480.380000000001, "end": 15481.380000000001, "text": " Don't shout at me."}, {"start": 15481.380000000001, "end": 15482.380000000001, "text": " You're scaring me."}, {"start": 15482.380000000001, "end": 15483.380000000001, "text": " Above me, above me!"}, {"start": 15483.380000000001, "end": 15484.380000000001, "text": " I'm not even thinking about it."}, {"start": 15484.380000000001, "end": 15485.380000000001, "text": " The sight being..."}, {"start": 15485.380000000001, "end": 15486.380000000001, "text": " Above me, above me!"}, {"start": 15486.380000000001, "end": 15487.380000000001, "text": " I'm looking, looking, okay?"}, {"start": 15487.380000000001, "end": 15489.380000000001, "text": " He's got 25, literally 1."}, {"start": 15489.380000000001, "end": 15490.380000000001, "text": " 25."}, {"start": 15490.380000000001, "end": 15496.580000000002, "text": " one your sword should be charging at shields they're allowed never let me"}, {"start": 15496.580000000002, "end": 15498.580000000002, "text": " I'm dead I'm dead"}, {"start": 15498.580000000002, "end": 15500.580000000002, "text": " yo you guys are so shit bro walk in"}, {"start": 15500.580000000002, "end": 15502.580000000002, "text": " oh not bad"}, {"start": 15502.580000000002, "end": 15504.580000000002, "text": " I just killed myself"}, {"start": 15504.580000000002, "end": 15506.580000000002, "text": " I'm fucking pumped"}, {"start": 15506.580000000002, "end": 15508.580000000002, "text": " help me help me"}, {"start": 15508.580000000002, "end": 15510.580000000002, "text": " made a topfist"}, {"start": 15510.580000000002, "end": 15512.580000000002, "text": " there's the topfist"}, {"start": 15512.580000000002, "end": 15514.580000000002, "text": " well there's two I cracked last one"}, {"start": 15514.580000000002, "end": 15518.580000000002, "text": " oh yep there's four of them fucking me in my asshole right now"}, {"start": 15518.58, "end": 15522.42, "text": " one daddy bear win this one bro i'm shielding"}, {"start": 15522.42, "end": 15524.98, "text": " give it to mom give it to me"}, {"start": 15524.98, "end": 15528.66, "text": " this is tough this this is tough this"}, {"start": 15528.66, "end": 15530.98, "text": " how is that even want to go"}, {"start": 15530.98, "end": 15532.98, "text": " we're actually crazy bro we're crazy let's go"}, {"start": 15532.98, "end": 15535.38, "text": " all right let's pick up everything over here all right"}, {"start": 15535.38, "end": 15538.82, "text": " hold on to that you're gonna pick up my loot you're gonna pick up my loot"}, {"start": 15538.82, "end": 15544.02, "text": " all right have one okay cool all three nine"}, {"start": 15544.02, "end": 15547.06, "text": " nice bro yes i took all the loot oh my god"}, {"start": 15547.06, "end": 15549.06, "text": " Stop it"}, {"start": 15562.06, "end": 15566.14, "text": " Oh, yeah, no, no, I'm not kidding if this guy's not a controller. I'm actually gay"}, {"start": 15570.619999999999, "end": 15572.619999999999, "text": " But you don't think it's controlling this full cheats"}, {"start": 15577.06, "end": 15579.06, "text": " Let's watch what you got, Luda."}, {"start": 15579.06, "end": 15581.06, "text": " I don't know if you guys want to, bro."}, {"start": 15581.06, "end": 15582.06, "text": " I feel bad."}, {"start": 15582.06, "end": 15583.06, "text": " I just want to get buried."}, {"start": 15583.06, "end": 15585.06, "text": " No, you're actually pretty good."}, {"start": 15585.06, "end": 15587.06, "text": " No one's behind you."}, {"start": 15587.06, "end": 15589.06, "text": " Wait, Inchah lying."}, {"start": 15589.06, "end": 15591.06, "text": " It's a live game."}, {"start": 15597.06, "end": 15600.06, "text": " Alright, I don't know what my new disability does."}, {"start": 15600.06, "end": 15602.06, "text": " So we're traveling away."}, {"start": 15602.06, "end": 15604.06, "text": " Quarterway as fast as you can."}, {"start": 15604.06, "end": 15611.06, "text": " I'm gonna go on top of the box."}, {"start": 15611.06, "end": 15616.06, "text": " I'm gonna go on top of the box."}, {"start": 15616.06, "end": 15618.06, "text": " Oh, 1000 gifted."}, {"start": 15618.06, "end": 15622.06, "text": " 1000 gifted if you resisted with the game."}, {"start": 15622.06, "end": 15624.06, "text": " 1000 gifted."}, {"start": 15624.06, "end": 15626.06, "text": " 1000 gifted."}, {"start": 15626.06, "end": 15629.06, "text": " If you win this game solo, I'll give you 10,000."}, {"start": 15629.06, "end": 15633.06, "text": " No deal."}, {"start": 15633.06, "end": 15641.619999999999, "text": " I got to switch my knife bro, I got to switch my weapon, I got this Kramid on here bro,"}, {"start": 15641.619999999999, "end": 15646.74, "text": " I got the whole game with you."}, {"start": 15646.74, "end": 15651.74, "text": " What are we feeling Mudo, what are we feeling?"}, {"start": 15651.74, "end": 15655.46, "text": " Well I should have got this knife on, oh yeah no, this is actually prime."}, {"start": 15655.460000000001, "end": 15657.460000000001, "text": " Apex packs, what do you guys think I'm gonna get fucking?"}, {"start": 15657.460000000001, "end": 15659.460000000001, "text": " Like what do you guys think I'm gonna get, man?"}, {"start": 15663.460000000001, "end": 15665.460000000001, "text": " I'm gonna pack, oh my god."}, {"start": 15675.460000000001, "end": 15677.460000000001, "text": " Horizon said tell Zayn, where's Horizon's money at?"}, {"start": 15677.460000000001, "end": 15679.460000000001, "text": " You always got money?"}, {"start": 15679.460000000001, "end": 15681.460000000001, "text": " Yo yo, I'm done, I'm done, I'm gonna get here, I'm gonna get here, I'm gonna get here."}, {"start": 15681.460000000001, "end": 15683.460000000001, "text": " I'm done, I'm getting off."}, {"start": 15684.42, "end": 15687.980000000001, "text": " One game off plot one I know but I have to call it. I have to call it. I"}, {"start": 15688.980000000001, "end": 15690.54, "text": " Have to call it"}, {"start": 15690.54, "end": 15695.86, "text": " Oh, there's no way your boyfriend actually is calling telling you off right now. I have to get I have to I have to call it"}, {"start": 15695.86, "end": 15697.86, "text": " I have to call it. I"}, {"start": 15698.78, "end": 15702.62, "text": " Have to call it. Oh tomorrow a little earlier. Are you guys down?"}, {"start": 15703.740000000002, "end": 15709.220000000001, "text": " Could be done could be done wait ray message me to play. Oh, maybe but like what I'm not gonna be home"}, {"start": 15710.34, "end": 15712.34, "text": " Why I'm gonna be"}, {"start": 15713.460000000001, "end": 15718.68, "text": " at the envy facility and the facility like doing what fucking like mopping the"}, {"start": 15718.68, "end": 15723.740000000002, "text": " floors no I'm gonna like chill out with like the envy boys like maybe I could"}, {"start": 15723.740000000002, "end": 15727.42, "text": " get on one of the PC's and just play pecs like that could be possibility but"}, {"start": 15727.42, "end": 15730.580000000002, "text": " like I'll probably just give it up about them yo wait can you want to play with"}, {"start": 15730.580000000002, "end": 15736.900000000001, "text": " Ray I'm looking on CS again on CS yo Ray let's go play bro"}, {"start": 15736.900000000001, "end": 15741.04, "text": " all right bro I love you guys I'll see y'all tomorrow and maybe I cannot hit y'all"}, {"start": 15741.04, "end": 15743.04, "text": " Regardless and"}, {"start": 15743.68, "end": 15745.68, "text": " Peace out boy. Take care. Bye. Love you"}, {"start": 15747.12, "end": 15752.960000000001, "text": " Hi chat. W stream bro. Quick little stream tomorrow. I'll be back. I'm gonna go to the gym and some chest and triceps"}, {"start": 15754.720000000001, "end": 15758.080000000002, "text": " Today's Friday. So today's the last day I can hit the gym basically at my gym"}, {"start": 15758.080000000002, "end": 15760.800000000001, "text": " And then maybe spending some time in the fucking hot summer some shit"}, {"start": 15761.44, "end": 15766.320000000002, "text": " I'll be live tomorrow early because today I started stream because I did a 12 hour stream yesterday"}, {"start": 15766.320000000002, "end": 15769.2, "text": " So which means I'm gonna go to sleep early today, which means I'm gonna be live tomorrow early"}, {"start": 15769.2, "end": 15771.2, "text": " Which means we can do some of that"}, {"start": 15773.1, "end": 15775.400000000001, "text": " Yo, it's good Junko. What's going on, bro?"}, {"start": 15781.900000000001, "end": 15787.2, "text": " I did bro, I'm not gonna lie. I did I don't remember the one you sent me two nights ago. I"}, {"start": 15790.320000000002, "end": 15792.320000000002, "text": " Leaked it, bro"}, {"start": 15792.32, "end": 15802.08, "text": " It is it is and I and I and I and I'm sorry bro. I had to leak it bro"}, {"start": 15802.08, "end": 15807.52, "text": " I'm sorry bro. It was just it was too big for them not to see bro. I had to leak it bro. I'm sorry"}, {"start": 15807.52, "end": 15821.800000000001, "text": " Why is it so hard to believe why is it so hard to believe"}, {"start": 15821.800000000001, "end": 15831.84, "text": " I didn't bro I didn't bro April Fool's bro I just I'm keeping it to myself bro I'm not"}, {"start": 15831.84, "end": 15835.560000000001, "text": " leaking it to anyone bro do you think I'd really leak your dick that you sent me two"}, {"start": 15835.56, "end": 15839.64, "text": " Nice to go to people. No, bro. I'm keeping it for myself. Are you crazy? Like what?"}, {"start": 15857.08, "end": 15859.08, "text": " Hi chat"}, {"start": 15859.08, "end": 15861.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15861.78, "end": 15865.7, "text": " Brody gin I brody chat tomorrow. Do we get on early?"}, {"start": 15874.06, "end": 15879.56, "text": " Tomorrow what do y'all want me to play tomorrow bro chat? What do y'all want me to play tomorrow chat?"}, {"start": 15879.56, "end": 15881.56, "text": " What do y'all want me to play tomorrow?"}, {"start": 15881.56, "end": 15893.199999999999, "text": " Should we should we okay? Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of leagues low key. I'm down to play league bro"}, {"start": 15893.68, "end": 15898.519999999999, "text": " Low key. I'm down to play league. The thing is I want to get the predator out of the way"}, {"start": 15899.16, "end": 15904.279999999999, "text": " But maybe we don't maybe we don't rush it girl. Maybe we just enjoy apex predator"}, {"start": 15904.28, "end": 15913.28, "text": " guy said tomorrow 16 hour stream. Are you fucking mentally insane? Are you mentally insane?"}, {"start": 15913.28, "end": 15924.28, "text": " Okay, so tomorrow reacts Valorant Valorant segments. Maybe you should push for radiant should we push for radiant again?"}, {"start": 15924.28, "end": 15931.44, "text": " All right, Jack, tomorrow, react, Valorant, pushing for Radiant, segment on Valorant,"}, {"start": 15931.44, "end": 15935.480000000001, "text": " and then League of Legends coaching with Hamza, trying to get to bronze."}, {"start": 15935.480000000001, "end": 15942.44, "text": " Also, bro, I really want a 1v1 Jinxie tomorrow on League of Legends, bro, but I think I would"}, {"start": 15942.44, "end": 15943.44, "text": " beat him."}, {"start": 15943.44, "end": 15947.12, "text": " I'm like 90% confident that I'd beat him, so I don't really want to do that, bro, to"}, {"start": 15947.12, "end": 15948.12, "text": " be honest."}, {"start": 15948.12, "end": 15949.12, "text": " He's too easy."}, {"start": 15949.12, "end": 15950.12, "text": " I'm going to be honest."}, {"start": 15950.12, "end": 15951.12, "text": " He's too easy, bro."}, {"start": 15951.12, "end": 15952.12, "text": " I'm going to be honest."}, {"start": 15952.12, "end": 15953.12, "text": " I'm going to wait for him to get a little bit better, bro."}, {"start": 15953.12, "end": 15959.08, "text": " better all right you would demolish his ass yes I know I demolish his asshole"}, {"start": 15959.08, "end": 15963.44, "text": " all right yo listen I love y'all bro I'll see y'all tomorrow man sorry for the"}, {"start": 15963.44, "end": 15966.76, "text": " quick short stream today I hope y'all understand at the 12 hours yesterday I"}, {"start": 15966.76, "end": 15969.44, "text": " bought a better bed today I did a little bit of like you know life"}, {"start": 15969.44, "end": 15974.240000000002, "text": " activities today I breathed some air today bro and honestly I'm not guilty"}, {"start": 15974.240000000002, "end": 15978.720000000001, "text": " bro I'm not guilty I'm not guilty of it right listen bro I love y'all so much"}, {"start": 15978.720000000001, "end": 15984.160000000002, "text": " Please take care of yourself. Please love yourself drink some water eat some food"}, {"start": 15984.400000000001, "end": 15989.760000000002, "text": " Have an amazing day guys be a nice person bro. Sorry for the four hours"}, {"start": 15989.760000000002, "end": 15994.04, "text": " I know eight to twelve hour Andy bro, but today we're wishing this it's all good"}, {"start": 15994.400000000001, "end": 16000.920000000002, "text": " Tomorrow is gonna be a banger stream tune in. I love y'all have an amazing night listen bro before I go I"}, {"start": 16001.720000000001, "end": 16003.480000000001, "text": " Say it every night"}, {"start": 16003.480000000001, "end": 16008.640000000001, "text": " And I think I say it so much that you guys low it goes over your head"}, {"start": 16008.720000000001, "end": 16015.420000000002, "text": " but listen to what I'm saying for five seconds take care of yourself drink a"}, {"start": 16015.420000000002, "end": 16022.94, "text": " lot of water eat healthy food all right bro eat healthy food exercise take care"}, {"start": 16022.94, "end": 16027.060000000001, "text": " of yourself bro try not to fall in love but if you fall in love bro enjoy it"}, {"start": 16027.060000000001, "end": 16031.660000000002, "text": " bro if you fall in love enjoy it bro listen I love y'all so much have an"}, {"start": 16031.660000000002, "end": 16035.980000000001, "text": " amazing night and it's out tomorrow chat take care bro"}, {"start": 16038.720000000001, "end": 16042.720000000001, "text": " You don't want it to be no more"}, {"start": 16045.720000000001, "end": 16048.720000000001, "text": " All I've said, getting my stay through you"}, {"start": 16048.720000000001, "end": 16052.720000000001, "text": " I close the door"}, {"start": 16052.720000000001, "end": 16055.720000000001, "text": " It don't matter to me"}, {"start": 16057.720000000001, "end": 16061.720000000001, "text": " It don't matter to me what you say"}, {"start": 16061.720000000001, "end": 16064.720000000001, "text": " It don't matter to me"}, {"start": 16064.720000000001, "end": 16066.720000000001, "text": " You don't have to meet me"}, {"start": 16066.720000000001, "end": 16068.720000000001, "text": " You don't have to meet me"}]}