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We got saved."}, {"start": 405.0, "end": 409.0, "text": " We got saved. Even the camera doesn't want you."}, {"start": 409.0, "end": 412.0, "text": " Yo, who do you think you're talking to, girl?"}, {"start": 412.0, "end": 415.0, "text": " I am the most build-looking streamer in the entire world."}, {"start": 415.0, "end": 418.8, "text": " Don't ever say stop it you ugly as shit you fucking long-nosed Jewish bitch"}, {"start": 421.04, "end": 425.52, "text": " How many times I tell y'all I'm not I'm not Jewish I'm not Jewish"}, {"start": 426.12, "end": 429.88, "text": " Mooda when can I get a black tank top stream again?"}, {"start": 429.88, "end": 435.72, "text": " I can't when I get a stream of your fat ass. All right, so I can you you know so I can you uh"}, {"start": 436.12, "end": 442.42, "text": " You do that I can do that. All right. Anyway chat. How is everyone doing though generally man chat rate your morning on a"}, {"start": 442.42, "end": 446.98, "text": " scale of 1 to 10 chat rate your morning on a scale of 1 to 10 rate your morning on a scale of 1 to 10"}, {"start": 454.34000000000003, "end": 458.90000000000003, "text": " like a 5 out of 10 why is it a 5 out of 10 bro are you fucking crazy bro are you"}, {"start": 458.90000000000003, "end": 465.62, "text": " fucking crazy are you fucking crazy bro uh chat i need a song right now one sec give me one"}, {"start": 465.62, "end": 467.62, "text": " I need to look for a song"}, {"start": 473.62, "end": 475.62, "text": " Okay, I leaked leaked check Twitter"}, {"start": 476.26, "end": 480.12, "text": " We checked with a leak check Twitter leak check Twitter. How is everyone doing bro?"}, {"start": 482.5, "end": 487.36, "text": " We checked with the check Twitter, bro, we checked with it, bro, okay"}, {"start": 487.36, "end": 489.36, "text": " Okay, now."}, {"start": 492.36, "end": 493.36, "text": " Shots!"}, {"start": 495.36, "end": 498.36, "text": " Muda, can you please get off the screen? You look revolting."}, {"start": 498.36, "end": 503.36, "text": " Bomb emoji, bomb emoji, bomb emoji, bomb emoji, bomb emoji, bomb emoji, bomb emoji."}, {"start": 503.36, "end": 504.36, "text": " Now listen, bro."}, {"start": 504.36, "end": 505.36, "text": " Bomb emoji."}, {"start": 506.36, "end": 510.36, "text": " I heard you good with them soft lips at Muda."}, {"start": 510.36, "end": 518.36, "text": " Listen bro, listen bro, how is everyone doing man?"}, {"start": 518.36, "end": 519.36, "text": " How is everyone doing man?"}, {"start": 519.36, "end": 523.36, "text": " Xenon is cool RL with the 5 months I love you, add on with the 11 months I love you, so much"}, {"start": 523.36, "end": 527.36, "text": " God bless you, add to much with the 7 months I love you, so much God bless you."}, {"start": 527.36, "end": 530.36, "text": " Shout out, listen man."}, {"start": 530.36, "end": 537.36, "text": " Today, Nuda no more boosting for you."}, {"start": 537.36, "end": 541.5600000000001, "text": " Diamond masses and apex fighters can only solo queue and apex legends"}, {"start": 559.88, "end": 561.88, "text": " Hold up"}, {"start": 567.36, "end": 577.36, "text": " So, as I start my fucking series to Pederer, as I start my series to Pederer, this is what happens."}, {"start": 587.36, "end": 591.36, "text": " Muda, you're already a Pederer. Yo, do you want me to shut..."}, {"start": 591.36, "end": 605.32, "text": " Listen bro."}, {"start": 605.32, "end": 606.4, "text": " Why man?"}, {"start": 606.4, "end": 610.12, "text": " Why the second I start the series they do this update bro."}, {"start": 610.12, "end": 614.2, "text": " I feel like every game is like fucking on my ass for some reason bro."}, {"start": 614.2, "end": 615.2, "text": " Genuinely bro."}, {"start": 615.2, "end": 617.2, "text": " Genuinely, Genuinely, Gen-"}, {"start": 617.2, "end": 623.0400000000001, "text": " Game you touch they update the game just to make your life more miserable. Yo, bro. Stop that shit, bro"}, {"start": 623.0400000000001, "end": 625.36, "text": " Stop that shit stop that shit, bro stop that shit"}, {"start": 627.2800000000001, "end": 631.0400000000001, "text": " Anyway, bro, it's a sad day. It's a sad day. It's a sad day"}, {"start": 631.9200000000001, "end": 636.96, "text": " Uh chat today. We've been doing a league recently. We've done a lot of valorant segments"}, {"start": 636.96, "end": 639.2800000000001, "text": " So today we're gonna take a day off from the valorant segments"}, {"start": 640.4000000000001, "end": 645.0400000000001, "text": " All right chat also update. Uh, we have currently, um"}, {"start": 645.04, "end": 652.04, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven days to move out of this house before we get kicked out."}, {"start": 654.04, "end": 660.04, "text": " We have eleven days, we have eleven days to play, to move out of this house before we get kicked out."}, {"start": 662.04, "end": 663.04, "text": " Baza, rat."}, {"start": 663.04, "end": 667.04, "text": " Hey, Muda, we miss you in the furry community when are you coming back?"}, {"start": 668.04, "end": 670.04, "text": " Are you fucking stupid, bro? What are you saying?"}, {"start": 670.04, "end": 674.92, "text": " I'm not a fucking furry, bro. Don't make me punch this monitor. Stop that ass. Actually, actually"}, {"start": 677.16, "end": 681.42, "text": " Big bro with the three months, I love you so much. God bless you bro atlas with the 11 months"}, {"start": 681.42, "end": 683.92, "text": " I love you bro. God bless you just moving with me brah"}, {"start": 684.0999999999999, "end": 689.98, "text": " Why would I even chat in here LL well zero hose in here? Are you crazy? I have the biggest"}, {"start": 689.98, "end": 694.18, "text": " I have first of all my girls aren't hose don't ever say something like that ever again before I fucking ban your bitch"}, {"start": 694.1800000000001, "end": 700.1800000000001, "text": " Second of all, I have a lot of beautiful ladies in this chat. Chat type one if you're a lady. Chat type one if you're a lady."}, {"start": 700.1800000000001, "end": 703.1800000000001, "text": " Are you a mooder who knew my fab lesbians?"}, {"start": 709.1800000000001, "end": 717.1800000000001, "text": " Don't ever disrespect my community ever again bro. Don't ever disrespect my community ever again. You understand me? Don't ever disrespect my community ever again."}, {"start": 717.1800000000001, "end": 728.1, "text": " All right, not anybody today is going to be a fun day if that is true."}, {"start": 728.1, "end": 729.74, "text": " Is that actually true chat?"}, {"start": 729.74, "end": 730.74, "text": " Is that actually true?"}, {"start": 730.74, "end": 731.74, "text": " Let's check it out."}, {"start": 731.74, "end": 736.3000000000001, "text": " I need to open up steam and see is apex legends only solo queueable."}, {"start": 736.3000000000001, "end": 741.7, "text": " It's solo queueable only we're going to place a valorant very little bit of valorant."}, {"start": 741.7, "end": 746.3000000000001, "text": " Then we are going to place up apex and try to get diamond one today."}, {"start": 746.3000000000001, "end": 750.3000000000001, "text": " And if we can get diamond one today, we're gonna go to diamond one and then we're gonna"}, {"start": 750.3000000000001, "end": 753.2600000000001, "text": " play some eight pack uh, League of Legends and then we're gonna call it a day."}, {"start": 753.2600000000001, "end": 754.2600000000001, "text": " We're gonna call it a day."}, {"start": 754.2600000000001, "end": 757.58, "text": " Now, first of all chat, do y'all give me permission to clean my monitor bro."}, {"start": 757.58, "end": 759.82, "text": " There's a lot of spit on my monitor."}, {"start": 759.82, "end": 761.94, "text": " There's a lot of spit on my monitor bro."}, {"start": 761.94, "end": 773.0200000000001, "text": " Can I go clean it bro?"}, {"start": 773.02, "end": 778.9399999999999, "text": " You are our slave lick it clean like what he's I'm gonna punch you in the head, bro"}, {"start": 783.56, "end": 788.9, "text": " React yes, we're gonna do react. I just want to I want to just see if the update is true"}, {"start": 788.9, "end": 790.98, "text": " I want to see if the update is true"}, {"start": 790.98, "end": 803.7, "text": " How do I know if it's true?"}, {"start": 803.7, "end": 807.46, "text": " Yo Mooda-ong I think we need some game switch ups."}, {"start": 807.46, "end": 810.3000000000001, "text": " It's low key being on the same rotation."}, {"start": 810.3000000000001, "end": 812.7, "text": " Chat agrees."}, {"start": 812.7, "end": 814.4200000000001, "text": " It's a roll out."}, {"start": 814.4200000000001, "end": 816.6, "text": " So roll out for some people."}, {"start": 825.1, "end": 825.94, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 828.5400000000001, "end": 832.3600000000001, "text": " Seems like the update is slowly rolling out."}, {"start": 835.82, "end": 837.3800000000001, "text": " Jesus, that."}, {"start": 838.98, "end": 842.4200000000001, "text": " Muda, it's sad that you can't play Rainbow Six Siege anymore."}, {"start": 842.4200000000001, "end": 844.7600000000001, "text": " How do I tell you I'm playing Rainbow Six Siege off-screen?"}, {"start": 844.7600000000001, "end": 848.9200000000001, "text": " They just shut up, benefiting on an account that they'll never find."}, {"start": 848.9200000000001, "end": 853.8600000000001, "text": " And the name is so weird, they'll never find out the name."}, {"start": 853.8600000000001, "end": 856.6, "text": " They'll never find me out, bro, they'll never find me out."}, {"start": 856.6, "end": 858.44, "text": " They'll really never find it."}, {"start": 858.44, "end": 860.8000000000001, "text": " All I'm gonna say is that has something to do with Pringles."}, {"start": 860.8000000000001, "end": 862.8000000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 890.8000000000001, "end": 895.8000000000001, "text": " The anti-cheat and it's like a code."}, {"start": 895.8000000000001, "end": 898.8000000000001, "text": " Did that make games?"}, {"start": 898.8000000000001, "end": 900.8000000000001, "text": " Snipe my computer?"}, {"start": 900.8000000000001, "end": 901.8000000000001, "text": " Dude, high-five?"}, {"start": 901.8000000000001, "end": 905.8000000000001, "text": " I've never seen an uglier human being than high-fives like genuine."}, {"start": 908.8000000000001, "end": 911.8000000000001, "text": " Like, what is this?"}, {"start": 911.8000000000001, "end": 914.8000000000001, "text": " What the fuck is high-fives?"}, {"start": 914.8000000000001, "end": 916.8000000000001, "text": " Like, what is this for sure?"}, {"start": 916.8000000000001, "end": 919.8000000000001, "text": " Like, what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 919.8000000000001, "end": 925.3000000000001, "text": " Look in the mirror says you ironic you're more chopped"}, {"start": 938.2, "end": 940.7, "text": " Mura says you bar"}, {"start": 949.8000000000001, "end": 956.8000000000001, "text": " Let's see what reacts is up to do, all right?"}, {"start": 956.8000000000001, "end": 959.8000000000001, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 959.8000000000001, "end": 966.8000000000001, "text": " A great pilot, great pilot here."}, {"start": 966.8000000000001, "end": 973.8000000000001, "text": " Follow that man, follow that man, follow that man."}, {"start": 973.8000000000001, "end": 977.8000000000001, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 977.8000000000001, "end": 984.4000000000001, "text": " Yo, can y'all stop turning me into a Jew?"}, {"start": 984.4000000000001, "end": 989.2, "text": " Like why do y'all want me to be Jewish so bad?"}, {"start": 989.2, "end": 995.2400000000001, "text": " Why do y'all want me to be Jewish so bad, I don't understand."}, {"start": 995.2400000000001, "end": 998.0400000000001, "text": " What do you mean not AI?"}, {"start": 998.0400000000001, "end": 1003.08, "text": " Like obviously you guys are adding this haircut to me, bro."}, {"start": 1003.08, "end": 1005.88, "text": " I don't have this haircut coming off of me bro."}, {"start": 1009.88, "end": 1014.36, "text": " Is there a fucking, do you guys like have a jew fetish? Like genuinely."}, {"start": 1014.36, "end": 1018.6800000000001, "text": " Why do y'all want me to be jewish so bad? I'm Lebanese bro."}, {"start": 1020.44, "end": 1023.24, "text": " My top 25 favorite streamers."}, {"start": 1023.24, "end": 1034.24, "text": " XQC slash Kai Senat, Staber Ronaldo, Jynxie, Joel Bart, Jason Nguyen, I Show Speed, Lacey, Muda."}, {"start": 1034.24, "end": 1046.24, "text": " Aww, really? Why is Rekai even on your list? Why is Rekai even on your list?"}, {"start": 1053.24, "end": 1060.88, "text": " Did she respond to me yes or no bro?"}, {"start": 1060.88, "end": 1063.64, "text": " Did she respond to me yes or no?"}, {"start": 1063.64, "end": 1065.44, "text": " Did she respond to me yes or no?"}, {"start": 1065.44, "end": 1068.44, "text": " Muda is lost laughing emoji."}, {"start": 1068.44, "end": 1069.44, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 1069.44, "end": 1071.44, "text": " Let's see if I'm washed."}, {"start": 1071.44, "end": 1075.4, "text": " Yeah, that's not my fault."}, {"start": 1075.4, "end": 1087.0400000000002, "text": " Yeah, that's not my fault. Anyway, activity... let's see what we got going on here. Where's"}, {"start": 1087.0400000000002, "end": 1100.96, "text": " the high mommy? Where's the high mommy? Comment."}, {"start": 1100.96, "end": 1102.96, "text": " I'm still scorching out in these two"}, {"start": 1160.96, "end": 1174.1200000000001, "text": " That's why we made race glasses a way to see life from other perspectives."}, {"start": 1174.1200000000001, "end": 1178.64, "text": " For example, if I set the race glasses to Asian mode and put them on, my vision goes"}, {"start": 1178.64, "end": 1183.32, "text": " from this to the Asian perspective."}, {"start": 1183.32, "end": 1188.04, "text": " I can't say the cherry blossoms are so beautiful."}, {"start": 1188.04, "end": 1192.28, "text": " It makes it you can walk on my island someone's shoes and you know the cherry blossoms are super"}, {"start": 1278.04, "end": 1280.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1308.04, "end": 1310.04, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1338.04, "end": 1338.54, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 1338.54, "end": 1340.84, "text": " Here's me, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby!"}, {"start": 1340.84, "end": 1345.84, "text": " Frantic, if you ever needed someone to fuck in the asshole, you could fuck me, bro."}, {"start": 1345.84, "end": 1354.34, "text": " If you ever, ever, ever need anything from me, an airplane, anything, I will give you anything, Frantic."}, {"start": 1354.34, "end": 1358.84, "text": " Frantic, thank you so much for the 200 gifted subs for my birthday, bro."}, {"start": 1358.84, "end": 1361.84, "text": " 200 gifted subs for my birthday."}, {"start": 1361.84, "end": 1364.84, "text": " Hey Siri, FaceTime, Melvin!"}, {"start": 1395.1999999999998, "end": 1397.1999999999998, "text": " Keep going just keep going, please"}, {"start": 1413.9199999999998, "end": 1418.1799999999998, "text": " I think I love you so much, bro. Wallahi. I love you, bro. Wallahi. I love you both"}, {"start": 1418.18, "end": 1425.18, "text": " Oh, by the way, y'all don't want to know what I search up in the search bar every time I search this song up, by the way."}, {"start": 1427.18, "end": 1429.18, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 1429.18, "end": 1432.18, "text": " What the fuuuuck?"}, {"start": 1432.18, "end": 1449.98, "text": " If this guy can say it, we can say it too."}, {"start": 1449.98, "end": 1451.78, "text": " No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 1451.78, "end": 1458.22, "text": " If this guy can type it out, I should be able to type it out too."}, {"start": 1458.22, "end": 1484.78, "text": " All right, lead the way, Muda, smiley face."}, {"start": 1484.78, "end": 1485.78, "text": " I love you so much, bro."}, {"start": 1485.78, "end": 1491.78, "text": " Thank you so much for all the gifts and sums, bro, while I love you."}, {"start": 1491.78, "end": 1494.58, "text": " Wild Mooder, today I feel prideful and proud of you."}, {"start": 1494.58, "end": 1514.78, "text": " I hope it doesn't turn out your view-bottom, it would break my heart and trust."}, {"start": 1514.78, "end": 1515.78, "text": " Does he know?"}, {"start": 1515.78, "end": 1516.78, "text": " Does he know?"}, {"start": 1516.78, "end": 1517.78, "text": " Does he know?"}, {"start": 1517.78, "end": 1520.78, "text": " I'm actually going to call high-fives real quick."}, {"start": 1520.78, "end": 1529.78, "text": " Mooda calling, Mooda calling, Mooda calling, Mooda calling, Mooda calling."}, {"start": 1529.78, "end": 1536.78, "text": " Wait, you can curve your ma-bar."}, {"start": 1536.78, "end": 1543.78, "text": " Are you like, are you stupid?"}, {"start": 1543.78, "end": 1551.3, "text": " What would you rate this individual on a scale of 1 to 10?"}, {"start": 1551.3, "end": 1555.74, "text": " Like let's say you're at the club with your girlfriends and you guys are all girls, you"}, {"start": 1555.74, "end": 1562.66, "text": " are all taking shots and drinks, it's a girl night, it's a girl night, you look to your"}, {"start": 1562.66, "end": 1564.82, "text": " left and you see this man staring at you."}, {"start": 1564.82, "end": 1567.46, "text": " Do you A. Give him your number."}, {"start": 1567.46, "end": 1573.7, "text": " B. Pepper spray him in the eyes or C. Call the police."}, {"start": 1573.7, "end": 1594.38, "text": " D, I'm killing myself."}, {"start": 1594.38, "end": 1596.5800000000002, "text": " What the fuck happened here?"}, {"start": 1596.5800000000002, "end": 1597.74, "text": " Genuinely."}, {"start": 1597.74, "end": 1600.18, "text": " What are you guys even turning me into?"}, {"start": 1600.18, "end": 1601.18, "text": " Speed."}, {"start": 1601.18, "end": 1602.18, "text": " Number one."}, {"start": 1602.18, "end": 1603.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1603.18, "end": 1607.22, "text": " Number two, okay, jinxie number three. Yeah, what makes jinxie number three?"}, {"start": 1609.02, "end": 1611.7, "text": " Do I bitch slap the fuck out of this guy?"}, {"start": 1612.8200000000002, "end": 1617.14, "text": " Do I genuinely bitch slap the fuck out of this guy?"}, {"start": 1618.18, "end": 1621.54, "text": " Number three. Yeah, what makes jinxie number three?"}, {"start": 1623.8200000000002, "end": 1630.22, "text": " Do I slap this shit out of you, bro, do I slap this shit out of you?"}, {"start": 1633.18, "end": 1643.52, "text": " Like, uh, listen, bro."}, {"start": 1643.52, "end": 1647.02, "text": " First of all, there's two things wrong with this list."}, {"start": 1647.02, "end": 1650.4, "text": " First of all, I shall speed is number one."}, {"start": 1650.4, "end": 1653.38, "text": " Second of all, Jig C is number two."}, {"start": 1653.38, "end": 1659.5800000000002, "text": " Third of all, Muda is supposed to be on number three."}, {"start": 1659.5800000000002, "end": 1661.78, "text": " Like what are you saying, bro?"}, {"start": 1661.78, "end": 1666.06, "text": " Genuinely, what are you saying? I'm supposed to be number three here, bro"}, {"start": 1666.7, "end": 1672.3799999999999, "text": " I'm supposed to be number three. It's supposed to be it's supposed to be it's supposed to be speed"}, {"start": 1674.06, "end": 1676.74, "text": " Jinxie Muda high-fives and"}, {"start": 1677.46, "end": 1684.3, "text": " And it should just be like that bro. It should genuinely be like that. Yeah, I was but there's a reason there is a reason"}, {"start": 1684.3799999999999, "end": 1687.84, "text": " Why I'm on 38,000 point six viewers"}, {"start": 1687.8400000000001, "end": 1697.0800000000002, "text": " There is a reason why I have thirty eight point six thousand viewers"}, {"start": 1697.0800000000002, "end": 1704.2600000000002, "text": " yeah thirty thousand bots lol are you stupid do I look like out of you I would"}, {"start": 1704.2600000000002, "end": 1708.2800000000002, "text": " never have you by a million years I would never"}, {"start": 1717.8400000000001, "end": 1719.8400000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1747.8400000000001, "end": 1771.5200000000002, "text": " Shishi, thank you so much, Hive Eyes, for the 3,000 of you who were rated."}, {"start": 1771.5200000000002, "end": 1777.5200000000002, "text": " I appreciate you so much, I love you, and I would suck your dick if I could, genuinely."}, {"start": 1777.52, "end": 1779.26, "text": " I would suck your dick if I could."}, {"start": 1779.26, "end": 1781.02, "text": " Generally, bro, I love you so much."}, {"start": 1781.02, "end": 1782.08, "text": " I love you."}, {"start": 1782.08, "end": 1784.36, "text": " And thank you so much."}, {"start": 1784.36, "end": 1787.8, "text": " I'm not singing the lyrics, but shushi."}, {"start": 1787.8, "end": 1788.6399999999999, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 1788.6399999999999, "end": 1789.6399999999999, "text": " I love you."}, {"start": 1789.6399999999999, "end": 1791.28, "text": " Shushi, I love you."}, {"start": 1791.28, "end": 1792.2, "text": " Chai, I thought you'd say it, right?"}, {"start": 1792.2, "end": 1795.32, "text": " Is it shushi or shushi?"}, {"start": 1795.32, "end": 1797.04, "text": " It's shushi, right?"}, {"start": 1797.04, "end": 1799.0, "text": " Chai, it's shushi, right?"}, {"start": 1807.52, "end": 1817.52, "text": " I didn't make anyone say hey Siri, hey Siri, call, uh, call Drake."}, {"start": 1817.52, "end": 1821.52, "text": " I don't see a Drake in your contacts."}, {"start": 1821.52, "end": 1825.52, "text": " Hey Siri, call Ariana Grande."}, {"start": 1825.52, "end": 1831.52, "text": " One option I see is Ariana Afghan restaurant on Michigan Avenue."}, {"start": 1831.52, "end": 1835.52, "text": " Hey Siri, call up."}, {"start": 1835.52, "end": 1848.42, "text": " 21,000 viewers and I'm somebody I'll ask me muta, muta, muta, muta, muta, 21,000 viewers"}, {"start": 1848.42, "end": 1849.42, "text": " these days, huh?"}, {"start": 1849.42, "end": 1853.22, "text": " And I'm going to tell you all right now, man, listen, bro, life is amazing when you're"}, {"start": 1853.22, "end": 1858.8, "text": " the biggest streamer in the world, bro, like genuinely, man, the biggest streamer in"}, {"start": 1858.8, "end": 1862.8799999999999, "text": " the world, bro, the biggest streamer in the fucking world, man, y'all are talking"}, {"start": 1862.88, "end": 1869.0400000000002, "text": " right now chat chat you are currently talking to the biggest streamer in the world how does it feel"}, {"start": 1871.44, "end": 1879.1200000000001, "text": " how does it feel bro how does it feel to be talking to the biggest streamer in the world right now bro"}, {"start": 1892.88, "end": 1902.48, "text": " One day you will reach Rekai's levels. I don't even think if I had Vubots I would even reach"}, {"start": 1902.48, "end": 1908.2, "text": " to Rekai's level. There's Vubotters and then there's like literally there needs to be a"}, {"start": 1908.2, "end": 1913.48, "text": " bot called Neon. Like we can make a bot called Neon bro. Like genuinely. It needs to be"}, {"start": 1913.48, "end": 1918.1200000000001, "text": " the Neon package. You all know how they have like the Silver package, the Gold package,"}, {"start": 1918.1200000000001, "end": 1922.64, "text": " the Platinum package, the Diamond package, the Champion package. Then there needs to"}, {"start": 1922.64, "end": 1926.88, "text": " be like a neon package like literally right there genuinely oh I don't know"}, {"start": 1926.88, "end": 1931.1200000000001, "text": " also needs to be like a burnt peanut option at the top that's it anybody"}, {"start": 1931.1200000000001, "end": 1935.24, "text": " ropes enough shots fired well let's just chill out so what do y'all do on"}, {"start": 1935.24, "end": 1938.5600000000002, "text": " your free time because it's genuinely concerning like"}, {"start": 1938.5600000000002, "end": 1948.3200000000002, "text": " literally concerning what do you guys do on your free time"}, {"start": 1948.32, "end": 1956.28, "text": " Opened up YouTube and thought Muda was on this ad."}, {"start": 1956.28, "end": 1959.36, "text": " Do you guys think like I look like everyone?"}, {"start": 1959.36, "end": 1961.6399999999999, "text": " Like genuinely do you guys think that?"}, {"start": 1961.6399999999999, "end": 1966.48, "text": " Bro someone said I look like Arnold Schwarzenegger."}, {"start": 1966.48, "end": 1968.2, "text": " Are you stupid?"}, {"start": 1968.2, "end": 1970.9199999999998, "text": " I look nothing like that man."}, {"start": 1970.9199999999998, "end": 1977.4399999999998, "text": " Bro y'all literally say, y'all literally say I look like everyone."}, {"start": 1977.44, "end": 1980.4, "text": " I'll literally say I look like everyone, bro, literally."}, {"start": 1980.4, "end": 1982.76, "text": " I'm at the mall right now and I just got chick-fil-a."}, {"start": 1982.76, "end": 1985.16, "text": " It gave me this fucking burger."}, {"start": 1985.16, "end": 1987.16, "text": " This shit looked like a little Jewish kid."}, {"start": 1992.68, "end": 1993.52, "text": " Jesus, bro."}, {"start": 2002.1200000000001, "end": 2003.28, "text": " Is that real?"}, {"start": 2003.28, "end": 2004.8, "text": " Is that real?"}, {"start": 2004.8, "end": 2006.0, "text": " Is that a water balloon?"}, {"start": 2007.44, "end": 2014.72, "text": " Listen, I'll tell you what Drake listen. I'll tell you what bro. Okay. I'm ready"}, {"start": 2014.72, "end": 2020.8400000000001, "text": " I'm ready to actually leave my house for once. I'm ready. Okay me you then Aiden"}, {"start": 2020.8400000000001, "end": 2027.2, "text": " Whoever else Kai obviously whoever else it's time. It's time to go on an adventure"}, {"start": 2027.2, "end": 2031.76, "text": " I'm ready. I'm ready to leave my house the first time in six years. So, okay. What about me?"}, {"start": 2032.8, "end": 2035.88, "text": " What what about train Rex TV?"}, {"start": 2037.44, "end": 2044.44, "text": " I don't even fuck bro, I have to train and drink or I'll lick it up bro, I'll lick it up so I don't go fuck."}, {"start": 2044.44, "end": 2049.44, "text": " Chad is gonna answer, don't trip."}, {"start": 2049.44, "end": 2053.44, "text": " Chad, train literally never dodges my calls."}, {"start": 2053.44, "end": 2059.44, "text": " Train legitimately never dodges my calls bro, legitimately never, like never bro, never to no use."}, {"start": 2097.44, "end": 2117.7200000000003, "text": " Yo, what is this train clip?"}, {"start": 2117.7200000000003, "end": 2119.2200000000003, "text": " What is train doing?"}, {"start": 2119.2200000000003, "end": 2126.68, "text": " Alright, first clip of the day if you're watching in YouTube, like and sub, or I will"}, {"start": 2126.68, "end": 2129.68, "text": " TOUCH YOU! ADRATIVELY!"}, {"start": 2131.44, "end": 2134.08, "text": " First give it to the next. Stop! It's a casual clip."}, {"start": 2138.08, "end": 2140.8799999999997, "text": " Okay. If he's allowed to say it, I'm allowed to say it."}, {"start": 2141.48, "end": 2149.68, "text": " Uh, if... if someone doesn't drop a prime sub or a tier one sub in the next 37 seconds, I'm gonna fuck you."}, {"start": 2156.68, "end": 2162.52, "text": " No one sub so he can"}, {"start": 2186.68, "end": 2188.74, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2216.68, "end": 2218.74, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2246.68, "end": 2248.74, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2276.68, "end": 2278.74, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2306.68, "end": 2308.74, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2336.68, "end": 2338.74, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2366.68, "end": 2368.74, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2396.68, "end": 2398.74, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2426.68, "end": 2428.74, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2456.68, "end": 2458.74, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2486.68, "end": 2488.74, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2516.68, "end": 2518.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2532.3599999999997, "end": 2538.8399999999997, "text": " How horny like boy my balls are down on my knees right now bro not my brother. He needed a bus"}, {"start": 2540.04, "end": 2542.04, "text": " I had sex last night though"}, {"start": 2543.04, "end": 2545.8399999999997, "text": " Shit, what's it's a social level bro. It's high a"}, {"start": 2545.84, "end": 2550.4, "text": " I think a year ago I got blood work done. It was like 770"}, {"start": 2551.1600000000003, "end": 2556.88, "text": " That's that's actually really that's actually really hot. Yeah, I don't know how good I don't know how people get like a"}, {"start": 2557.6000000000004, "end": 2559.6000000000004, "text": " I'm 22. I just turned 22"}, {"start": 2559.88, "end": 2564.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah, and I was really hot. That's good. I was like 620 years"}, {"start": 2565.4, "end": 2567.4, "text": " 20"}, {"start": 2567.6800000000003, "end": 2569.6800000000003, "text": " I can tell you have high testosterone daddy"}, {"start": 2570.28, "end": 2574.1200000000003, "text": " Listen, I'm really I don't work on them. I got man boots. I got highest estrogen right now"}, {"start": 2574.12, "end": 2576.12, "text": " No, bro"}, {"start": 2577.44, "end": 2584.08, "text": " Can you tell me cool that Moses loves her listen bro, what do you mean? Can you tell Nicole that Moses loves her?"}, {"start": 2584.08, "end": 2589.8399999999997, "text": " What does that mean? Huh? I don't know. Anyway, you know what you mean you have another student. I'm not that I was supposed to be"}, {"start": 2590.8399999999997, "end": 2594.04, "text": " What am I what am I sure my friends? I got you though"}, {"start": 2594.68, "end": 2597.08, "text": " Well, I need to be your only like"}, {"start": 2598.12, "end": 2603.7999999999997, "text": " You need to be my mentor, bro. You know, I got you. I got you. Don't worry. I want to be your descendant, bro"}, {"start": 2603.8, "end": 2606.48, "text": " I want to be here. I got you. I got you"}, {"start": 2608.6000000000004, "end": 2614.2000000000003, "text": " I thought you got the 21 though all stream is a lot easier, right all stream bro. No one can stop me"}, {"start": 2615.76, "end": 2619.84, "text": " Bro, bro, bro. I was watching today. I swear to God like I'm not a lot"}, {"start": 2619.84, "end": 2621.44, "text": " I feel you get over stimulated on stream"}, {"start": 2621.44, "end": 2624.2400000000002, "text": " But you know you don't do this shit that I'll be telling you also"}, {"start": 2624.2400000000002, "end": 2627.4, "text": " I did not tell you to do some of these plays and you were blaming me"}, {"start": 2628.36, "end": 2633.52, "text": " Yeah, there was one moment where you told me to dive under tower and don't I did not I did not say dive"}, {"start": 2633.52, "end": 2639.0, "text": " I said all in I didn't say dive under the fucking tower and then die. Okay. I miss I may have missed have heard"}, {"start": 2642.16, "end": 2644.9, "text": " But anyways the 20 bomb yesterday, how was it how did it feel well"}, {"start": 2644.9, "end": 2650.08, "text": " I always jump 20 bombs two days ago and three days ago. I did an offscreen as well and dropped like 80,000 damage"}, {"start": 2650.64, "end": 2655.52, "text": " That's really good. I think I think right now. It's like you you have the mechanics, right?"}, {"start": 2655.52, "end": 2659.56, "text": " You have mechanics. Yeah, you still don't want to close out game. Yeah. Yeah, but you know"}, {"start": 2659.56, "end": 2664.12, "text": " I got way better at that now. I focus Drake. I focus Baron"}, {"start": 2665.08, "end": 2669.7599999999998, "text": " When I get my tower, I crash the wave every time I recall I crash the wave and go bot lane"}, {"start": 2670.92, "end": 2676.32, "text": " And back around dragon or Baron one minute before like"}, {"start": 2678.16, "end": 2683.56, "text": " I did not see that when you're playing with GenC, but yeah, so you understand that but you don't do it. Yeah. Yeah"}, {"start": 2684.36, "end": 2686.36, "text": " Also go on stream. Yo"}, {"start": 2686.36, "end": 2688.36, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2688.52, "end": 2693.1600000000003, "text": " On your life on my life on my entire make God kill all of us right now"}, {"start": 2694.44, "end": 2697.8, "text": " But that guy was fucking smurfing brother. I'm telling you this Murphy"}, {"start": 2697.8, "end": 2702.2400000000002, "text": " I know I know best, but you know you can see how good somebody is just on how they click right? Yeah"}, {"start": 2702.2400000000002, "end": 2704.58, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I want somebody swings a corner or shoot"}, {"start": 2705.1600000000003, "end": 2708.98, "text": " Yes, right. It's a salient league, but it's a lot. It's a lot easier to tell where I think yes"}, {"start": 2708.98, "end": 2714.96, "text": " Yes, he's go. He was goldish plight level easily easily easily and I'm just not ready for that also"}, {"start": 2714.96, "end": 2722.28, "text": " No, no, no, you were beating him again. You were no you you were beating him mechanically really. Yeah, you were literally fucking him up mechanically"}, {"start": 2722.28, "end": 2725.78, "text": " You know, I just I just didn't know what the champion does. I'm telling you exactly"}, {"start": 2726.78, "end": 2732.8, "text": " Listen to me bozo listen every game before when the champs likes in the game you need to first of all you need to hide your chance"}, {"start": 2732.8, "end": 2737.2200000000003, "text": " I don't know why you're not hiding your chance like but you need to hover over the mid lane champions"}, {"start": 2737.2200000000003, "end": 2741.48, "text": " See what champ what their champion does? Yeah, you know what the champion does you knock you're not gonna have a clue"}, {"start": 2741.48, "end": 2748.16, "text": " what he does. I agree. I agree. Wallahi. I agree. Wallahi. I agree. I agree. Bro, low"}, {"start": 2748.16, "end": 2753.32, "text": " key, I'm starting to understand everyone though, like Brand to have down, Miles to have down."}, {"start": 2753.32, "end": 2757.28, "text": " We are playing against everybody, trust me. There's no way. No, no, no, not everyone."}, {"start": 2757.28, "end": 2761.28, "text": " But in low elo, everyone kind of plays the same people. So I'm slowly understanding"}, {"start": 2761.28, "end": 2765.28, "text": " those people that they play low elo. You know? The higher you go, the more complex"}, {"start": 2765.28, "end": 2769.2, "text": " champion they play. Yeah, I agree. I agree. I agree. So that champion that"}, {"start": 2769.2000000000003, "end": 2773.5200000000004, "text": " playing as right there you know is here yesterday one of our heart that's one of"}, {"start": 2773.5200000000004, "end": 2777.0000000000005, "text": " the hardest champions to play man one of and he was doing good bro I'm not a lot"}, {"start": 2777.0000000000005, "end": 2781.84, "text": " you know he wasn't he was just doing better than the average in your ego"}, {"start": 2781.84, "end": 2786.0000000000005, "text": " that's it yeah like I didn't know how to form bro how do I form against the"}, {"start": 2786.0000000000005, "end": 2792.76, "text": " guy soldiers right yeah some of so but you just walk around it like you play"}, {"start": 2792.76, "end": 2795.6000000000004, "text": " around that that's what your champions good at all anything because if he"}, {"start": 2795.6, "end": 2800.96, "text": " drops is somewhere you just go all the way around and it's all in there yeah"}, {"start": 2800.96, "end": 2806.2799999999997, "text": " don't play around that's it simple true all right I'll go to you I'll go to you"}, {"start": 2806.2799999999997, "end": 2812.7599999999998, "text": " lady say okay yes let me know what's on my time by six nine what's what are you"}, {"start": 2812.7599999999998, "end": 2823.2799999999997, "text": " busy yes yes it's 3 30 right now okay so around 8 p.m. 9 p.m. for you okay"}, {"start": 2823.28, "end": 2825.28, "text": " All right, fuck it. I'm done."}, {"start": 2825.28, "end": 2827.28, "text": " If it's sooner than I'll let you know."}, {"start": 2827.28, "end": 2831.28, "text": " You know, you need to play on your own as well."}, {"start": 2831.28, "end": 2832.28, "text": " Yes, you're right. You're right."}, {"start": 2832.28, "end": 2835.28, "text": " Also, do me a favor. Please stop hiding your map."}, {"start": 2835.28, "end": 2839.28, "text": " Like, just go stream mode, hide your queue, and then just don't hide your map."}, {"start": 2839.28, "end": 2840.28, "text": " Okay, got it."}, {"start": 2840.28, "end": 2842.28, "text": " You're not at the elo where ghosting will really matter."}, {"start": 2842.28, "end": 2843.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2843.28, "end": 2844.28, "text": " If you're good enough, you'll still win."}, {"start": 2844.28, "end": 2845.28, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 2845.28, "end": 2848.28, "text": " I kind of want you to get ghosted as well, so it's like harder games for you."}, {"start": 2848.28, "end": 2849.28, "text": " And you'll learn that way."}, {"start": 2849.28, "end": 2850.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2850.28, "end": 2852.28, "text": " Because if you play, if you play with the fundamentals, you'll always win."}, {"start": 2852.28, "end": 2865.52, "text": " I just love my coach, bro. I actually just love my coach, man. I love my coach, bro. I actually love my coach. Oh"}, {"start": 2866.5600000000004, "end": 2868.5600000000004, "text": " I love my coach"}, {"start": 2869.6400000000003, "end": 2871.48, "text": " Co-ed"}, {"start": 2871.48, "end": 2876.84, "text": " dual valorant tomorrow wait, there's a valorant tomorrow, and I'm not invited"}, {"start": 2882.28, "end": 2889.28, "text": " Hey Siri FaceTime Jason Naline. Starting the FaceTime call to Jason Naline."}, {"start": 2903.28, "end": 2906.28, "text": " Yo what's up bro? Yo what is this right here?"}, {"start": 2906.28, "end": 2908.28, "text": " What is the word right here?"}, {"start": 2909.28, "end": 2911.28, "text": " Co-ed dual fast tournament tomorrow?"}, {"start": 2912.28, "end": 2916.28, "text": " Oh, yeah, I'm doing that tomorrow. I just haven't invited everybody yet. You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 2919.28, "end": 2921.28, "text": " Am I in?"}, {"start": 2922.28, "end": 2927.28, "text": " Well, the thing is bro, I'm not having like good ass players in it, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 2929.28, "end": 2933.28, "text": " And you're fucking top one in the world in like four different countries!"}, {"start": 2933.28, "end": 2936.9, "text": " You know what bro, okay, I appreciate it bro. You know what okay, bro"}, {"start": 2941.1600000000003, "end": 2945.5, "text": " Hey, bro, okay, bro. Hey, just want to make sure bro. I love you bro. Thank you bro. Take care of yourself"}, {"start": 2957.28, "end": 2962.52, "text": " Yeah, I got you I'll rage you bro, you know, I'm up now. I got 27,000 viewers right now, bro. I'm up now"}, {"start": 2963.28, "end": 2966.2400000000002, "text": " I got you bro. I got you. I got you, bro"}, {"start": 2971.7200000000003, "end": 2979.4, "text": " 20,000 Plankers bro 20,000 Neons chat we got 20,000 Neons 20,000 Burt peanuts today, bro. What's up, bro?"}, {"start": 2979.88, "end": 2984.92, "text": " Hey, bro. What's up, bro? 20,000 Burt peanuts and 20,000 Neons, bro. Let's go, bro"}, {"start": 2985.6400000000003, "end": 2987.6400000000003, "text": " Let's go, bro. Let's go"}, {"start": 2989.92, "end": 2991.92, "text": " 20,000 Rekhais"}, {"start": 2991.92, "end": 2998.08, "text": " All right, bro. Anyway, how is everyone doing, bro? Let's do it. Let's do some reacts, bro"}, {"start": 3005.32, "end": 3010.6800000000003, "text": " Okay, so I accidentally skipped but I'm honestly glad that I accidentally skipped cuz what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 3015.36, "end": 3018.56, "text": " The furry discord misses you please come back"}, {"start": 3021.92, "end": 3023.92, "text": " I'm not ever coming back!"}, {"start": 3023.92, "end": 3025.92, "text": " You've changed now, Devin!"}, {"start": 3025.92, "end": 3027.92, "text": " The furry discord misses."}, {"start": 3036.92, "end": 3039.92, "text": " Yo, that is so fucked up, bro."}, {"start": 3039.92, "end": 3042.92, "text": " Yo, that is so fucked up, bro."}, {"start": 3042.92, "end": 3044.92, "text": " That is so fucked up, bro."}, {"start": 3081.92, "end": 3098.7200000000003, "text": " it bro it's so confusing that is bro what the fuck is wrong with you Jason"}, {"start": 3098.7200000000003, "end": 3102.44, "text": " the mean ass at fucking elbows bro"}, {"start": 3104.0000000000005, "end": 3109.2000000000003, "text": " yo bro what the fuck is up with monkeys bro"}, {"start": 3117.4, "end": 3126.8, "text": " well the thing is wallahi high-vices chat at 1,500 viewers is faster than"}, {"start": 3126.8, "end": 3132.0, "text": " burnt peanuts 40,000 viewer like I'm done I'm done I'm legitimately I'm"}, {"start": 3132.0, "end": 3136.36, "text": " actually like cheese though I'm actually cheese mood are you cheater what are these"}, {"start": 3136.36, "end": 3142.92, "text": " stats this isn't even me bro it's quarter in the chat Jesus what is"}, {"start": 3142.92, "end": 3146.4, "text": " Carter saying bro I swear to God if I open up this giant quarter saints I'm"}, {"start": 3146.4, "end": 3152.28, "text": " dumb shit boy he's getting fucking bit mooda can you look at my nuts yet"}, {"start": 3152.28, "end": 3163.52, "text": " Muda, look at my ballsack, I said it in your DMs. Muda, you're making my nuts itch. Muda,"}, {"start": 3163.52, "end": 3173.6400000000003, "text": " my asshole needs your. Yo, quarter, what the fuck is JNM wrong with"}, {"start": 3203.64, "end": 3209.9, "text": " This game is ass by the way really famous is it really bad"}, {"start": 3209.9, "end": 3212.4, "text": " Mooda check my mess gates boy"}, {"start": 3212.4, "end": 3224.2799999999997, "text": " Hey chat today is day 12 of thou be informing you that Mooda is an unclassified israeli spy"}, {"start": 3224.2799999999997, "end": 3225.2799999999997, "text": " I'm not"}, {"start": 3225.2799999999997, "end": 3229.52, "text": " Type 1 if counting down minutes until Junko is live and we can leave this shit hole"}, {"start": 3230.44, "end": 3232.44, "text": " No listen"}, {"start": 3232.92, "end": 3234.92, "text": " Live just cuz you're mad"}, {"start": 3234.92, "end": 3238.6, "text": " Okay, listen live just cuz you're mad at me that you can't be as good as me and Valorant"}, {"start": 3238.6, "end": 3243.32, "text": " But you don't have to be like you don't be mad. You don't be cheese though. Just be happy for me"}, {"start": 3243.32, "end": 3248.92, "text": " All right, just be happy for me. Okay. Just be happy for me, you know while you're married, okay?"}, {"start": 3248.92, "end": 3252.36, "text": " You're happily married. Okay. I am"}, {"start": 3253.4, "end": 3258.16, "text": " Grinding bro, and you know it was you you were on the wall. Where was I on the wall here?"}, {"start": 3259.52, "end": 3262.72, "text": " What are you talking about? I'm on the wa-"}, {"start": 3281.72, "end": 3283.72, "text": " Y'all think that's funny?"}, {"start": 3284.22, "end": 3286.22, "text": " Y'all think that's really funny?"}, {"start": 3286.2200000000003, "end": 3290.2200000000003, "text": " Y'all think that's funny?"}, {"start": 3290.2200000000003, "end": 3291.5000000000005, "text": " They added you in the game."}, {"start": 3291.5000000000005, "end": 3295.46, "text": " Move and check my messages before I crash out and rip your limbs off."}, {"start": 3295.46, "end": 3301.5000000000005, "text": " What type of messages are you sending, bro, at Doge?"}, {"start": 3301.5000000000005, "end": 3305.34, "text": " If it's some bullshit, bro, I'm banning you, bro."}, {"start": 3305.34, "end": 3309.6000000000004, "text": " Check my messages, check my messages, one, one, one, one."}, {"start": 3309.6000000000004, "end": 3310.9, "text": " Check my messages."}, {"start": 3310.9, "end": 3313.0600000000004, "text": " So Doge, you're retarded."}, {"start": 3313.06, "end": 3315.06, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3315.06, "end": 3317.06, "text": " Damn you sexy, respectfully."}, {"start": 3317.06, "end": 3319.06, "text": " How old are you?"}, {"start": 3319.06, "end": 3321.06, "text": " 23, how old are you?"}, {"start": 3321.06, "end": 3323.06, "text": " Dude vaping is so like..."}, {"start": 3323.06, "end": 3325.06, "text": " It's not that it's unattractive"}, {"start": 3325.06, "end": 3327.06, "text": " It is unattractive"}, {"start": 3327.06, "end": 3329.06, "text": " But I don't really care about that"}, {"start": 3329.06, "end": 3331.06, "text": " To be honest, it's your body"}, {"start": 3331.06, "end": 3333.06, "text": " I don't give a fuck if you vape"}, {"start": 3333.06, "end": 3335.06, "text": " It's just unhealthy bro"}, {"start": 3335.06, "end": 3337.06, "text": " What do you mean says you?"}, {"start": 3337.06, "end": 3339.06, "text": " I don't vape dumbass"}, {"start": 3339.06, "end": 3341.06, "text": " I don't vape bro"}, {"start": 3341.06, "end": 3346.74, "text": " listen in second of all bro second of all no one should be vaping bro it's very"}, {"start": 3346.74, "end": 3352.38, "text": " unhealthy it's very unhealthy bro 20 you think I'm younger than you yeah I need"}, {"start": 3352.38, "end": 3358.34, "text": " to change my face somehow so how old are you I'm 27 you're not 27 I'm 27 I'm"}, {"start": 3358.34, "end": 3362.82, "text": " telling you like you look like you're you say well I yeah I saw the light I"}, {"start": 3362.82, "end": 3367.34, "text": " would not have guessed that guess what you're a Middle Eastern pay up I'm"}, {"start": 3367.34, "end": 3374.34, "text": " I'm back for my trip and I wanted to say thank you for being such a great waiting room for Jinxy and other streamers."}, {"start": 3374.34, "end": 3378.34, "text": " Wishing you absolutely nothing but pain from the depths of hell."}, {"start": 3378.34, "end": 3379.34, "text": " Fuck you, Israel."}, {"start": 3379.34, "end": 3380.34, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 3388.34, "end": 3392.34, "text": " JINNY LIVE GOODBYE, JINNY LIVE GOODBYE."}, {"start": 3392.34, "end": 3394.34, "text": " What is Jinxy Live?"}, {"start": 3397.34, "end": 3399.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3401.98, "end": 3403.98, "text": " Vice why are you possible?"}, {"start": 3403.98, "end": 3405.98, "text": " No, no, no, yo nice"}, {"start": 3406.54, "end": 3413.48, "text": " Like instantly when Jinxing goes live you guys just instantly leave my stream bro. I just don't know jiddy live. See ya"}, {"start": 3413.98, "end": 3417.2200000000003, "text": " Like bro, you're gonna piss me off check in one sec dog"}, {"start": 3417.2200000000003, "end": 3420.42, "text": " I'm gonna turn the AC on one sec. We'll lucky one sec. We'll lucky one sec. It's hot as fuck"}, {"start": 3457.34, "end": 3470.7000000000003, "text": " and now you love me are you lesbian so bomber is there a way to check some"}, {"start": 3470.7000000000003, "end": 3478.6600000000003, "text": " bodies donations it's a check mine I can't super positive what did you say"}, {"start": 3478.66, "end": 3482.14, "text": " Doge, did you say anything nice to me, bro?"}, {"start": 3482.14, "end": 3486.18, "text": " Uh, I can't, I don't know how to send it."}, {"start": 3486.18, "end": 3488.94, "text": " Oh, uh, no, I don't see anything, bro."}, {"start": 3488.94, "end": 3490.5, "text": " I just checked my messages, bro."}, {"start": 3490.5, "end": 3493.02, "text": " I just checked my messages, bro."}, {"start": 3493.02, "end": 3497.8999999999996, "text": " Bro, Francik really gifted 7,700 subs and got off."}, {"start": 3497.8999999999996, "end": 3501.8599999999997, "text": " Chat, how does Francik just gift 700 subs and just get off?"}, {"start": 3501.8599999999997, "end": 3503.46, "text": " Chat, we're all good jicklers."}, {"start": 3503.46, "end": 3506.2999999999997, "text": " Live, we can stop pretending to like it here."}, {"start": 3506.3, "end": 3510.76, "text": " Why you seem like the guy who checks his shit every day to see if there's corn?"}, {"start": 3511.6400000000003, "end": 3514.1800000000003, "text": " Here's a nice mash. Fuck you"}, {"start": 3517.1600000000003, "end": 3519.1600000000003, "text": " Doge what the fuck is wrong with you"}, {"start": 3527.9, "end": 3534.46, "text": " Why does everyone say in Lebanese people are gay chat, we're not gay bro. Yeah, I can say good morning to everyone"}, {"start": 3536.3, "end": 3538.3, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3545.6600000000003, "end": 3547.6600000000003, "text": " Modal reference"}, {"start": 3558.94, "end": 3559.98, "text": " Ho"}, {"start": 3559.98, "end": 3562.1400000000003, "text": " Type on if during 2jaxni stream"}, {"start": 3562.14, "end": 3567.14, "text": " This is gotta be the worst song I've ever heard in my life"}, {"start": 3592.14, "end": 3595.98, "text": " That's not going catch watch me flip watch me win"}, {"start": 3602.8199999999997, "end": 3605.46, "text": " That fit is legit 200% Paulie"}, {"start": 3605.46, "end": 3608.06, "text": " So likely bad, but at least his nose isn't big"}, {"start": 3608.06, "end": 3611.42, "text": " I'd rather have a big ass nose and drop that shitty yeah like boolah"}, {"start": 3611.42, "end": 3614.74, "text": " Yeah, I could probably drop a better song than that bro. I swear to God if I'm jumping on it"}, {"start": 3614.7400000000002, "end": 3617.7400000000002, "text": " Maybe he's a stranger"}, {"start": 3618.7400000000002, "end": 3620.7400000000002, "text": " Maybe he's a fool"}, {"start": 3621.7400000000002, "end": 3623.7400000000002, "text": " Man, I want a cat, bro"}, {"start": 3623.7400000000002, "end": 3625.7400000000002, "text": " Maybe he's a-"}, {"start": 3627.7400000000002, "end": 3629.7400000000002, "text": " You know what? I'ma make you all a deal"}, {"start": 3630.7400000000002, "end": 3634.7400000000002, "text": " When I move into my new house, I will get a cat"}, {"start": 3635.7400000000002, "end": 3637.7400000000002, "text": " I will get a cat"}, {"start": 3637.7400000000002, "end": 3639.7400000000002, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 3644.7400000000002, "end": 3660.5000000000005, "text": " That's fucked up bro, that's so fucked up man, that's so fucked up bro."}, {"start": 3660.5, "end": 3674.02, "text": " Oh, I actually love animals, bro."}, {"start": 3674.02, "end": 3679.82, "text": " Move your nose, I can't see."}, {"start": 3679.82, "end": 3685.22, "text": " Mooda, you can barely look after yourself and worry about a pet later."}, {"start": 3685.22, "end": 3687.5, "text": " That cat gonna die with you."}, {"start": 3687.5, "end": 3691.5, "text": " Like bro, this shit better see me off, bro."}, {"start": 3694.5, "end": 3696.5, "text": " What did you try to do, bro?"}, {"start": 3696.5, "end": 3700.5, "text": " My asshole is crying for you, Muda."}, {"start": 3700.5, "end": 3701.5, "text": " Yeah, that's enough, bro."}, {"start": 3701.5, "end": 3703.5, "text": " I'm gonna go play some Boundary, bro."}, {"start": 3703.5, "end": 3704.5, "text": " That's enough."}, {"start": 3704.5, "end": 3705.5, "text": " That's just..."}, {"start": 3705.5, "end": 3707.5, "text": " Just"}, {"start": 3720.78, "end": 3722.78, "text": " Chat"}, {"start": 3724.78, "end": 3728.62, "text": " Should we hop on Valorant right away or should we hop on Omogul?"}, {"start": 3730.86, "end": 3734.22, "text": " Should we hop on Omogul or should we hop on Valorant first?"}, {"start": 3735.5, "end": 3737.5, "text": " Oh moggle first"}, {"start": 3737.62, "end": 3743.02, "text": " The thing is but I think oh moggle is like dead or some shit like oh moggle doesn't work anymore"}, {"start": 3747.7, "end": 3752.6, "text": " Tinder let me see it's tender even a thing. I've been getting no matches recently chat. I'm gonna be honest"}, {"start": 3752.6, "end": 3755.78, "text": " No, I'm gonna be honest. I don't get matched anymore. But am I chopped? I"}, {"start": 3760.9, "end": 3762.9, "text": " Have two lights on tinder"}, {"start": 3765.5, "end": 3767.5, "text": " I have two likes on Tinder."}, {"start": 3771.0, "end": 3773.0, "text": " I have two likes on Tinder."}, {"start": 3776.5, "end": 3778.5, "text": " I have two likes on Tinder."}, {"start": 3795.5, "end": 3797.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3825.5, "end": 3827.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3855.5, "end": 3857.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3885.5, "end": 3887.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3915.5, "end": 3917.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3945.5, "end": 3947.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3975.5, "end": 3988.58, "text": " Okay, um, I will be discontinuing Tinder and hinge after today."}, {"start": 3988.58, "end": 3994.02, "text": " I'm gonna go ahead and install and cancel subscription for both these apps right now."}, {"start": 3994.02, "end": 4000.14, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,"}, {"start": 4000.14, "end": 4001.14, "text": " suck my dick."}, {"start": 4001.14, "end": 4002.14, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 4002.14, "end": 4015.02, "text": " I am retiring Hinge and Tinder from my, no, no, no, cancel subscription, cancel subscription."}, {"start": 4015.02, "end": 4017.3399999999997, "text": " And yeah, that's done, bro."}, {"start": 4017.3399999999997, "end": 4018.3399999999997, "text": " That's done."}, {"start": 4018.3399999999997, "end": 4019.3399999999997, "text": " Done, done, done, done."}, {"start": 4019.3399999999997, "end": 4026.54, "text": " Uninstall, uninstall, uninstall, uninstall, uninstall, uninstall, Hinge, let's see."}, {"start": 4026.54, "end": 4027.54, "text": " Is there anything on Hinge?"}, {"start": 4027.54, "end": 4056.54, "text": " I have one like."}, {"start": 4056.54, "end": 4062.94, "text": " I have one like."}, {"start": 4062.94, "end": 4064.42, "text": " Should I have one like, bro?"}, {"start": 4064.42, "end": 4066.14, "text": " I have one like."}, {"start": 4066.14, "end": 4068.54, "text": " Three, two."}, {"start": 4068.54, "end": 4073.7, "text": " If this girl is my type and I actually like her,"}, {"start": 4073.7, "end": 4077.98, "text": " I will redownload the app and real paper subscription."}, {"start": 4077.98, "end": 4080.94, "text": " Three, two, one."}, {"start": 4083.94, "end": 4086.14, "text": " And it's a guy."}, {"start": 4086.14, "end": 4086.98, "text": " Oh man, my."}, {"start": 4109.099999999999, "end": 4112.04, "text": " Both uninstall for my phone, never again."}, {"start": 4112.04, "end": 4113.139999999999, "text": " Never, ever again, you know,"}, {"start": 4113.139999999999, "end": 4114.76, "text": " dating websites are literally a scam."}, {"start": 4114.76, "end": 4124.38, "text": " Wulahi, Wulahi, Wulahi, Wulahi, Wulahi, Wulahi, Dating apps are literally a scam."}, {"start": 4124.38, "end": 4125.38, "text": " Like literally."}, {"start": 4125.38, "end": 4127.54, "text": " Like, I don't care what you say."}, {"start": 4127.54, "end": 4129.02, "text": " I don't care what you say."}, {"start": 4129.02, "end": 4130.3, "text": " I don't care what you say."}, {"start": 4130.3, "end": 4131.56, "text": " I don't care what you say."}, {"start": 4131.56, "end": 4133.2, "text": " I don't care what you say."}, {"start": 4133.2, "end": 4134.5, "text": " They are scams."}, {"start": 4134.5, "end": 4135.5, "text": " They are scams."}, {"start": 4135.5, "end": 4136.5, "text": " They are scams."}, {"start": 4136.5, "end": 4137.5, "text": " They are scams."}, {"start": 4137.5, "end": 4138.5, "text": " They are scams."}, {"start": 4138.5, "end": 4139.5, "text": " They are scams."}, {"start": 4139.5, "end": 4140.5, "text": " I don't give a fuck."}, {"start": 4140.5, "end": 4141.5, "text": " I don't give a fuck."}, {"start": 4141.5, "end": 4142.5, "text": " I don't give a fuck."}, {"start": 4142.5, "end": 4143.5, "text": " They're just scams."}, {"start": 4143.5, "end": 4147.1, "text": " I've never seen someone get that many transformers in my life."}, {"start": 4173.5, "end": 4182.92, "text": " Muda, can you pound me?"}, {"start": 4182.92, "end": 4187.78, "text": " Kordr, what is- Bro, shut up please, stop Kordr, I'm going to punch my monitor, bro,"}, {"start": 4187.78, "end": 4188.78, "text": " that ass."}, {"start": 4188.78, "end": 4190.78, "text": " Alright chat, what do we do bro?"}, {"start": 4190.78, "end": 4195.44, "text": " Some Valorant, some Valorant into some Apex Legends, into some League of Legends,"}, {"start": 4195.4400000000005, "end": 4197.76, "text": " Yay, nay, or gay."}, {"start": 4200.42, "end": 4203.4800000000005, "text": " Yay, nay, or gay."}, {"start": 4208.68, "end": 4211.4400000000005, "text": " I just invited three people and all three people"}, {"start": 4211.4400000000005, "end": 4212.280000000001, "text": " just dodged me."}, {"start": 4212.280000000001, "end": 4213.68, "text": " What the fuck is this shit?"}, {"start": 4216.360000000001, "end": 4219.160000000001, "text": " Omogal, chat, Omogal's kinda dead, bro."}, {"start": 4219.160000000001, "end": 4221.160000000001, "text": " It doesn't work anymore, to be honest."}, {"start": 4225.4400000000005, "end": 4233.68, "text": " How did I just invite five ten people and all ten of them just said one point two k bits just to say fuck you"}, {"start": 4235.68, "end": 4238.960000000001, "text": " Do you guys like hate me or something bro like I don't understand"}, {"start": 4239.68, "end": 4242.92, "text": " Guy just paid twelve dollars to just say fuck you"}, {"start": 4243.52, "end": 4247.200000000001, "text": " Like what is wrong with you twelve dollars just to say fuck you"}, {"start": 4247.64, "end": 4253.040000000001, "text": " Mother do a valent segment today chat. No vows segment today, bro. I've been doing a lot of vows segments recently"}, {"start": 4253.04, "end": 4257.96, "text": " Loki, I've been, I've been Loki, like, doing a lot of Vow segments."}, {"start": 4257.96, "end": 4259.44, "text": " Let's take it slow a little bit, bro."}, {"start": 4259.44, "end": 4260.44, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4260.44, "end": 4261.94, "text": " I'm deploying too much of my arsenal, bro."}, {"start": 4261.94, "end": 4262.94, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4262.94, "end": 4263.94, "text": " I'm doing something."}, {"start": 4263.94, "end": 4264.94, "text": " I'm deploying too much arsenal today."}, {"start": 4264.94, "end": 4265.94, "text": " Uh, Sen, German, Senno, Katie."}, {"start": 4265.94, "end": 4266.94, "text": " What about Katie?"}, {"start": 4266.94, "end": 4267.94, "text": " Does Katie want to play?"}, {"start": 4267.94, "end": 4268.94, "text": " Uh, let's see."}, {"start": 4268.94, "end": 4269.94, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 4269.94, "end": 4272.94, "text": " Does no one want to queue with me?"}, {"start": 4272.94, "end": 4273.94, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 4273.94, "end": 4274.94, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 4274.9400000000005, "end": 4284.26, "text": " Uh, let's see, I see, does no one want to queue with me?"}, {"start": 4284.26, "end": 4286.660000000001, "text": " Like does no one want to queue with me bro?"}, {"start": 4286.660000000001, "end": 4288.660000000001, "text": " Does no one want to queue with me?"}, {"start": 4304.9400000000005, "end": 4308.9400000000005, "text": " Destiny is calling and telling you to go"}, {"start": 4308.9400000000005, "end": 4311.9400000000005, "text": " There's no one playing today!"}, {"start": 4311.9400000000005, "end": 4315.9400000000005, "text": " Whoa, whoa"}, {"start": 4315.9400000000005, "end": 4319.9400000000005, "text": " Saying no to dancing I wouldn't have known"}, {"start": 4319.9400000000005, "end": 4322.9400000000005, "text": " Where everybody's moving you're lo-"}, {"start": 4334.9400000000005, "end": 4337.000000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4364.9400000000005, "end": 4367.000000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4394.9400000000005, "end": 4397.000000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4424.9400000000005, "end": 4427.000000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4454.9400000000005, "end": 4457.000000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4514.9400000000005, "end": 4518.42, "text": " All I had saying is I'm a 10 and a half hour stream"}, {"start": 4531.14, "end": 4538.9400000000005, "text": " If you play Lee guy may genuinely gun myself down in GTA, please do not play that shit. Let me message Nick Murphes, bro"}, {"start": 4539.9800000000005, "end": 4541.9800000000005, "text": " They don't know they don't know"}, {"start": 4544.9400000000005, "end": 4549.580000000001, "text": " one one more twin um"}, {"start": 4549.580000000001, "end": 4553.580000000001, "text": " okay maybe i'm maybe i'm maybe i'm maybe"}, {"start": 4553.580000000001, "end": 4556.460000000001, "text": " like three seconds i'm gonna kill you"}, {"start": 4556.460000000001, "end": 4559.18, "text": " oh my god this guy's actually nasty"}, {"start": 4559.18, "end": 4562.620000000001, "text": " i'm not hiding above me"}, {"start": 4563.660000000001, "end": 4567.900000000001, "text": " i'm just walking i can't do it she went up she went up on the high i'm right"}, {"start": 4567.900000000001, "end": 4571.500000000001, "text": " yep"}, {"start": 4571.5, "end": 4573.5, "text": " Sorry, sorry, sorry."}, {"start": 4575.66, "end": 4578.18, "text": " Oh, it worked nice rat call man. Yes, sir"}, {"start": 4579.7, "end": 4583.82, "text": " All right, just oh, I don't need much guys just legitimately locked in man"}, {"start": 4584.82, "end": 4587.72, "text": " You don't know him like that son bar"}, {"start": 4589.82, "end": 4595.86, "text": " Why not Zane Zane is look bro Zane's again a ten and a half hour stream and he's screaming I"}, {"start": 4595.86, "end": 4603.86, "text": " I don't want to know what's great, but right Zane you got time for me daddy today"}, {"start": 4604.98, "end": 4606.98, "text": " Another team is great, but"}, {"start": 4610.0199999999995, "end": 4615.9, "text": " What is this you want to see one high screw it's even high straight up. He's doing rank one grind. We can't yeah"}, {"start": 4616.66, "end": 4618.66, "text": " Dole with poppin. He just went live"}, {"start": 4620.0199999999995, "end": 4623.98, "text": " Should we do like two or three games of ranked chat with with poppin or no"}, {"start": 4623.9800000000005, "end": 4627.18, "text": " Well, hey Siri, FaceTime poppin'."}, {"start": 4628.820000000001, "end": 4630.860000000001, "text": " Starting a FaceTime call to poppin'."}, {"start": 4632.620000000001, "end": 4634.660000000001, "text": " Maybe we do a little bit of Valorant ranked chat"}, {"start": 4634.660000000001, "end": 4636.42, "text": " and then we'll give you what you guys want"}, {"start": 4636.42, "end": 4638.22, "text": " and then we'll do what I want later."}, {"start": 4643.780000000001, "end": 4644.780000000001, "text": " Hi daddy."}, {"start": 4646.900000000001, "end": 4649.860000000001, "text": " Yo, warm the street, you just went live?"}, {"start": 4649.86, "end": 4656.86, "text": " Do you want to maybe bring back some rank 1 vibes with some little bit of duos?"}, {"start": 4656.86, "end": 4661.86, "text": " Alright, I'll be seeing you in the lobby."}, {"start": 4661.86, "end": 4667.86, "text": " Leave Tech Twitter!"}, {"start": 4667.86, "end": 4677.86, "text": " Like bro, why do I leak everything bro?"}, {"start": 4677.86, "end": 4681.139999999999, "text": " even the water might leak everything bro"}, {"start": 4684.9, "end": 4687.74, "text": " as pop it on admi what's poppin's"}, {"start": 4687.74, "end": 4690.139999999999, "text": " fucking tag bro chat what is poppin's"}, {"start": 4690.139999999999, "end": 4692.5, "text": " tag"}, {"start": 4699.42, "end": 4701.78, "text": " good thing you're getting kicked from"}, {"start": 4701.78, "end": 4705.58, "text": " the house soon I know oh I'm actually"}, {"start": 4705.58, "end": 4707.82, "text": " getting worried bro like stop joking"}, {"start": 4707.82, "end": 4713.46, "text": " about that guys what the fuck is wrong with you terrorists yo yo yo what did you"}, {"start": 4713.46, "end": 4722.98, "text": " like crew FTC flight team stand up was good bro fuck is up gang was good bro"}, {"start": 4722.98, "end": 4730.5, "text": " long time no talk bro long time no see my brother long time to see even"}, {"start": 4730.5, "end": 4735.78, "text": " bro blessed man blessed blessed super super blessed bro what about you I've"}, {"start": 4735.78, "end": 4739.86, "text": " I've been fuckin' horrible, but yeah, you know, different paths, bro."}, {"start": 4739.86, "end": 4741.66, "text": " Barat, what happened?"}, {"start": 4745.139999999999, "end": 4747.0599999999995, "text": " They got me, bro. They fuckin' got me."}, {"start": 4747.0599999999995, "end": 4747.86, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 4747.86, "end": 4748.46, "text": " They got me."}, {"start": 4748.46, "end": 4749.219999999999, "text": " What got you?"}, {"start": 4749.219999999999, "end": 4750.0199999999995, "text": " They got me, bro."}, {"start": 4750.0199999999995, "end": 4751.42, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 4751.42, "end": 4754.219999999999, "text": " They got me good, bro. They got me good."}, {"start": 4754.219999999999, "end": 4754.86, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 4754.86, "end": 4756.98, "text": " This PCT thing was supposed to be fire."}, {"start": 4756.98, "end": 4759.5, "text": " I supposed to come in this year and just win everything."}, {"start": 4759.5, "end": 4761.38, "text": " And let's just say we're open as shit."}, {"start": 4761.38, "end": 4763.54, "text": " Bro, I mean, dude, it takes time, bro."}, {"start": 4763.54, "end": 4764.82, "text": " Greatness takes time, bro."}, {"start": 4764.82, "end": 4766.099999999999, "text": " Rome wasn't built in a day."}, {"start": 4767.219999999999, "end": 4768.54, "text": " It is true."}, {"start": 4768.54, "end": 4772.94, "text": " You know, if it was easy, everyone would be doing it, bro."}, {"start": 4772.94, "end": 4774.78, "text": " 100%."}, {"start": 4774.78, "end": 4775.74, "text": " Other than that, though, bro,"}, {"start": 4775.74, "end": 4778.38, "text": " health good, are you still taking your fish oils"}, {"start": 4778.38, "end": 4780.099999999999, "text": " from your glass supplement stores?"}, {"start": 4780.099999999999, "end": 4782.5, "text": " 100%, brother."}, {"start": 4782.5, "end": 4785.219999999999, "text": " I'll swap to a glass one too, bro, little key."}, {"start": 4785.219999999999, "end": 4786.78, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 4786.78, "end": 4788.099999999999, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 4788.099999999999, "end": 4790.099999999999, "text": " You know what I'm saying, bro, you know what I'm saying."}, {"start": 4793.0199999999995, "end": 4794.34, "text": " Bro, I've been seen here."}, {"start": 4794.34, "end": 4796.34, "text": " You've been going mainstream!"}, {"start": 4796.34, "end": 4798.34, "text": " You've been going mainstream, old motherfuckers!"}, {"start": 4800.34, "end": 4801.34, "text": " You know, bro?"}, {"start": 4801.34, "end": 4802.34, "text": " Tushy, tushy, tushy."}, {"start": 4802.34, "end": 4805.34, "text": " Put it in the grind, bro. Just putting it to work, man."}, {"start": 4805.34, "end": 4807.34, "text": " Putting it to work, bro. That's it, man."}, {"start": 4807.34, "end": 4808.34, "text": " 100%, bro."}, {"start": 4808.34, "end": 4812.34, "text": " I'm gonna do, uh, I wanna deploy China or Japan soon, bro."}, {"start": 4812.34, "end": 4813.34, "text": " But, uh..."}, {"start": 4814.34, "end": 4816.34, "text": " I don't know, man."}, {"start": 4816.34, "end": 4818.34, "text": " I don't know, bro. I don't know."}, {"start": 4820.34, "end": 4822.34, "text": " What's she gonna do with it? Hit, like, some blogs?"}, {"start": 4822.34, "end": 4832.62, "text": " I was thinking what do you think from like a standpoint I'm on a position where I don't know if I should do rake one anymore"}, {"start": 4832.62, "end": 4837.5, "text": " I should just do radiate marathon with like I around and variety yeah between"}, {"start": 4839.1, "end": 4844.02, "text": " Yeah, I think so I think that's it right because rank ones like you want to like pull your hair out"}, {"start": 4844.02, "end": 4847.22, "text": " You don't get to do vlogs. I don't do IRL streams just like in the house all day"}, {"start": 4848.14, "end": 4850.14, "text": " You're stressing you're tweaking"}, {"start": 4852.34, "end": 4855.34, "text": " 100% tweaking. It's permateweak."}, {"start": 4855.34, "end": 4858.34, "text": " Like literally, just literally. You gotta worry about everything, bro."}, {"start": 4858.34, "end": 4863.34, "text": " I think genuinely, bro, I think, what do you think? Like if you were a viewer, put yourself in a viewer position,"}, {"start": 4863.34, "end": 4871.34, "text": " would you rather watch Muda like grind to rank 1 on like 40 second delay or radiant no delay"}, {"start": 4871.34, "end": 4873.34, "text": " and just doing IRLs and shit as well?"}, {"start": 4873.34, "end": 4880.34, "text": " Bro, 100% you go radiant no delay and then if you throw in random collabs, that would be fire."}, {"start": 4880.34, "end": 4882.34, "text": " I thought too low key"}, {"start": 4883.58, "end": 4885.58, "text": " Clean"}, {"start": 4885.860000000001, "end": 4887.860000000001, "text": " How's your family everyone good"}, {"start": 4889.22, "end": 4895.66, "text": " Family's good family's good everyone's just chillin. What about you bro? Good bro. Life's good man. Life's good, bro"}, {"start": 4896.34, "end": 4899.02, "text": " There's only this there's only one issue right now, bro"}, {"start": 4899.78, "end": 4902.82, "text": " my lease is over in one week and"}, {"start": 4904.1, "end": 4906.1, "text": " I don't have a house yet, bro"}, {"start": 4906.1, "end": 4908.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4908.3, "end": 4910.3, "text": " What are you thinking?"}, {"start": 4914.42, "end": 4917.42, "text": " The garage that's a classic right there"}, {"start": 4923.660000000001, "end": 4925.660000000001, "text": " Re-sign the lease"}, {"start": 4925.820000000001, "end": 4928.1, "text": " Yeah, bro, let me just re-sign. What are you thinking?"}, {"start": 4928.1, "end": 4931.68, "text": " Do they have to get a new place or another lease or what are you doing?"}, {"start": 4932.18, "end": 4935.38, "text": " They bought my house bro. They got me. They got me"}, {"start": 4936.1, "end": 4940.58, "text": " Yep, four Indians pulled up to my stream and they bought my house on stream yesterday"}, {"start": 4940.58, "end": 4942.58, "text": " I'm not even trying to get the fuck out of here"}, {"start": 4942.9400000000005, "end": 4946.820000000001, "text": " Literally like literally like Chuck like look at this bro. I look at this look at this clip"}, {"start": 4947.18, "end": 4949.9800000000005, "text": " They got me bro. They got me. Well, lucky. They got me"}, {"start": 4966.1, "end": 4968.1, "text": " They got me, bro"}, {"start": 4973.14, "end": 4981.3, "text": " Well, what are boys? What up, what up? It's gonna be they got me bro. They got me man. They got me"}, {"start": 4986.700000000001, "end": 4988.700000000001, "text": " My drone close"}, {"start": 5018.7, "end": 5019.66, "text": " What pillar would it be?"}, {"start": 5022.16, "end": 5022.66, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5024.42, "end": 5025.54, "text": " You can see if they made it."}, {"start": 5026.42, "end": 5027.3, "text": " Yes, Mark, so..."}, {"start": 5027.74, "end": 5028.54, "text": " I'll find him for you."}, {"start": 5029.78, "end": 5030.5, "text": " On me, on me, on me."}, {"start": 5030.5, "end": 5031.26, "text": " Close, close, close."}, {"start": 5033.74, "end": 5034.7, "text": " Aw, we lost."}, {"start": 5044.42, "end": 5045.86, "text": " Aw..."}, {"start": 5048.7, "end": 5050.7, "text": " No shimmer mode I am on shimmer mode."}, {"start": 5050.7, "end": 5053.7, "text": " Uh, I just heard it. Fuck."}, {"start": 5060.7, "end": 5063.7, "text": " Right, I honestly can't wait to play League today, bro."}, {"start": 5063.7, "end": 5067.7, "text": " F1 Muda. Yo, can you guys please stop saying F1?"}, {"start": 5067.7, "end": 5069.7, "text": " I'm not even on Apex, you dumbass."}, {"start": 5069.7, "end": 5072.7, "text": " Let's go A, let me work my outlaw."}, {"start": 5072.7, "end": 5091.38, "text": " The super strike is max win yeah it's got that new tech it's like the wounding for for"}, {"start": 5091.38, "end": 5107.86, "text": " mouse how like you even need that is that even good i think so personally"}, {"start": 5112.02, "end": 5114.82, "text": " interesting the rule did we just all die from the wall"}, {"start": 5114.82, "end": 5119.82, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 5119.82, "end": 5128.82, "text": " Bazaar"}, {"start": 5128.82, "end": 5130.82, "text": " I'm not shy"}, {"start": 5130.82, "end": 5135.82, "text": " Alright maybe I just get the super strike chat"}, {"start": 5135.82, "end": 5141.82, "text": " You know I'm gonna buy the super strike right now bro"}, {"start": 5141.82, "end": 5150.099999999999, "text": " bro amazon.ca super striped"}, {"start": 5150.099999999999, "end": 5155.86, "text": " bro what the fuck are you smoking me bro my cock"}, {"start": 5155.86, "end": 5157.9, "text": " my bad bro"}, {"start": 5157.9, "end": 5161.98, "text": " I thought it was someone's nose bro fucking touching me"}, {"start": 5161.98, "end": 5163.98, "text": " I'm drowning in the window"}, {"start": 5163.98, "end": 5168.179999999999, "text": " oh just from window what I hear oh yeah for the peak bro"}, {"start": 5168.18, "end": 5172.08, "text": " oh yeah there we got there guys my nose"}, {"start": 5198.18, "end": 5200.18, "text": " One backside"}, {"start": 5208.18, "end": 5211.9400000000005, "text": " I'm living trigger-ball I'm made up of the long two seconds. All right"}, {"start": 5258.18, "end": 5268.780000000001, "text": " I bought a super strike both on the way to"}, {"start": 5268.78, "end": 5270.78, "text": " Wait, can we wait until I get Orp?"}, {"start": 5270.78, "end": 5271.28, "text": " Sure"}, {"start": 5271.28, "end": 5272.78, "text": " I'm just gonna go over"}, {"start": 5272.78, "end": 5274.78, "text": " Yeah, I'm sure you're gonna have to"}, {"start": 5276.28, "end": 5278.28, "text": " I'm just gonna have to make sure that's in there"}, {"start": 5282.78, "end": 5284.78, "text": " I'm gonna start playing League, you know"}, {"start": 5286.78, "end": 5289.78, "text": " It's gonna be very over-stimulated for a second though"}, {"start": 5293.78, "end": 5294.78, "text": " You all?"}, {"start": 5294.78, "end": 5295.78, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 5295.78, "end": 5298.78, "text": " Oh, I don't have bomb, chicken."}, {"start": 5298.78, "end": 5300.78, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 5300.78, "end": 5301.78, "text": " Chicken."}, {"start": 5301.78, "end": 5302.78, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5302.78, "end": 5303.78, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5303.78, "end": 5304.78, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5304.78, "end": 5305.78, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5305.78, "end": 5306.78, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5306.78, "end": 5307.78, "text": " Blank, you know."}, {"start": 5307.78, "end": 5308.78, "text": " Who's there?"}, {"start": 5308.78, "end": 5309.78, "text": " Who's there?"}, {"start": 5309.78, "end": 5311.78, "text": " Last player standing."}, {"start": 5311.78, "end": 5312.78, "text": " No more."}, {"start": 5312.78, "end": 5313.78, "text": " One enemy remaining."}, {"start": 5313.78, "end": 5314.78, "text": " Standing ahead."}, {"start": 5314.78, "end": 5315.78, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 5315.78, "end": 5317.78, "text": " Your nose blocked that shit."}, {"start": 5317.78, "end": 5318.78, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 5318.78, "end": 5319.78, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 5319.78, "end": 5320.78, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 5320.78, "end": 5321.78, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 5321.78, "end": 5323.78, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 5324.34, "end": 5326.66, "text": " You're just not a closer, bro. You're just not"}, {"start": 5332.0599999999995, "end": 5337.62, "text": " Go to Best Buy and Buy on stream, I would bro I'd love to bro, but I unironically they don't have an invest buy"}, {"start": 5337.62, "end": 5339.62, "text": " It's only ship only"}, {"start": 5342.74, "end": 5346.62, "text": " You shouldn't play league if you have an outside bro, I'm not gonna like"}, {"start": 5346.62, "end": 5349.9, "text": " This is such a fun game, bro. I swear to God, man"}, {"start": 5350.64, "end": 5352.8, "text": " It's like well once you get older"}, {"start": 5352.8, "end": 5357.599999999999, "text": " The what you like understand that that game is gonna take like"}, {"start": 5359.24, "end": 5362.5199999999995, "text": " Months to get good at it's so amazing"}, {"start": 5365.0, "end": 5367.92, "text": " Mooda you should inspect my ballsack Carter. I'm a"}, {"start": 5376.62, "end": 5406.46, "text": " I'm waiting for you fam, are they not going to be here?"}, {"start": 5406.46, "end": 5410.3, "text": " last player standing holy baiters on our team"}, {"start": 5418.22, "end": 5420.22, "text": " Are they smoke this and then they wall this"}, {"start": 5421.5, "end": 5424.86, "text": " All right, I have a new call and this is what we're gonna do for the rest of the game"}, {"start": 5425.66, "end": 5427.66, "text": " we're gonna go a and"}, {"start": 5427.86, "end": 5432.66, "text": " Chambers gonna go first and then right behind chamber. It's gonna be silver that goes right after him"}, {"start": 5432.66, "end": 5436.26, "text": " It's been lost a lot of every game around plus five rounds."}, {"start": 5436.26, "end": 5439.34, "text": " Oh, what am I supposed to fucking do, bro?"}, {"start": 5439.34, "end": 5440.46, "text": " Just go, just go."}, {"start": 5440.46, "end": 5443.18, "text": " I'm gonna show you guys how easy it is because we've been and then we win this round."}, {"start": 5443.18, "end": 5444.3, "text": " Alright, yeah."}, {"start": 5444.3, "end": 5445.3, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 5445.3, "end": 5446.3, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 5446.3, "end": 5447.3, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 5447.3, "end": 5448.3, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 5448.3, "end": 5449.3, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 5449.3, "end": 5450.3, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 5450.3, "end": 5451.3, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 5451.3, "end": 5452.3, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 5452.3, "end": 5453.3, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 5453.3, "end": 5454.3, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 5454.3, "end": 5456.3, "text": " I'm here!"}, {"start": 5456.3, "end": 5458.3, "text": " Go away!"}, {"start": 5458.3, "end": 5460.3, "text": " I'm here!"}, {"start": 5462.3, "end": 5465.3, "text": " Welcome to dance."}, {"start": 5472.3, "end": 5474.3, "text": " You know the nulls."}, {"start": 5477.3, "end": 5479.3, "text": " Last player is challenging."}, {"start": 5479.3, "end": 5481.3, "text": " Spike down A."}, {"start": 5481.3, "end": 5483.3, "text": " One more go straight."}, {"start": 5513.3, "end": 5519.62, "text": " same let's go bro right here right here a hundred percent real I wash it all"}, {"start": 5519.62, "end": 5521.62, "text": " I gotta learn"}, {"start": 5522.0199999999995, "end": 5524.0199999999995, "text": " Fucking loser"}, {"start": 5524.54, "end": 5526.54, "text": " No, I saw the real"}, {"start": 5536.7, "end": 5538.7, "text": " In the orb, yeah"}, {"start": 5541.82, "end": 5543.82, "text": " We're all blind"}, {"start": 5544.18, "end": 5546.18, "text": " The way my team plays"}, {"start": 5579.62, "end": 5593.0, "text": " the"}, {"start": 5593.0, "end": 5602.34, "text": " the orange"}, {"start": 5602.34, "end": 5605.32, "text": " You're the greatest bro, let's go"}, {"start": 5611.14, "end": 5613.14, "text": " And I'm by me"}, {"start": 5614.46, "end": 5616.46, "text": " Bro, you can go lights bro. Don't do that"}, {"start": 5623.900000000001, "end": 5627.66, "text": " Let's go be voice pop that I saw yeah"}, {"start": 5627.66, "end": 5631.66, "text": " can we just hold our upload chamber please?"}, {"start": 5631.66, "end": 5633.66, "text": " and then let's just..."}, {"start": 5633.66, "end": 5635.66, "text": " you just strip this"}, {"start": 5635.66, "end": 5637.66, "text": " let me get the bomb dude"}, {"start": 5637.66, "end": 5639.66, "text": " let's go"}, {"start": 5639.66, "end": 5641.66, "text": " welcome to my..."}, {"start": 5641.66, "end": 5643.66, "text": " kill this guy kill this guy"}, {"start": 5645.66, "end": 5647.66, "text": " oh shit"}, {"start": 5647.66, "end": 5649.66, "text": " oh crap"}, {"start": 5649.66, "end": 5651.66, "text": " oh my it's in here"}, {"start": 5651.66, "end": 5653.66, "text": " you should have found him though"}, {"start": 5653.66, "end": 5655.66, "text": " nice"}, {"start": 5655.66, "end": 5657.66, "text": " I'm on the left side right here."}, {"start": 5670.66, "end": 5673.66, "text": " Mudo, my name is Selena and I want to fuck you."}, {"start": 5673.66, "end": 5675.66, "text": " I'm trying to steal that corner."}, {"start": 5675.66, "end": 5677.66, "text": " One in the middle of the ad."}, {"start": 5681.66, "end": 5683.66, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 5685.66, "end": 5700.78, "text": " Muda, I saw you on the street yesterday with Madison Beer getting food."}, {"start": 5700.78, "end": 5702.86, "text": " What was that about?"}, {"start": 5702.86, "end": 5708.78, "text": " Bro, mind you don't fucking business, bro."}, {"start": 5768.78, "end": 5780.719999999999, "text": " I just did a wide swing someone there man what was I doing that's such a bad play by me"}, {"start": 5780.719999999999, "end": 5787.34, "text": " I'm not locked in my first game on today she just wide swung soba I should have wide swung"}, {"start": 5787.34, "end": 5798.74, "text": " soba killed him took the space what in the fuck is this what the fuck let's thank you"}, {"start": 5798.74, "end": 5810.139999999999, "text": " bro what's the winning formula so the journey offer it for me yeah yeah I popped"}, {"start": 5810.139999999999, "end": 5817.58, "text": " it in this potion I said walk with me elbow and then you pop your shield be"}, {"start": 5817.58, "end": 5818.58, "text": " and then we hit."}, {"start": 5818.58, "end": 5819.58, "text": " Get out of my way!"}, {"start": 5819.58, "end": 5824.58, "text": " No one will lie down B."}, {"start": 5824.58, "end": 5828.58, "text": " Buzzer at... but what is that?"}, {"start": 5828.58, "end": 5830.58, "text": " There's so many insoles B."}, {"start": 5830.58, "end": 5846.9, "text": " he's off guard side, joker"}, {"start": 5846.9, "end": 5850.34, "text": " bro, if one of the viewbockers might be, bro"}, {"start": 5850.34, "end": 5856.22, "text": " oh my god, guys, you're fucked"}, {"start": 5856.22, "end": 5858.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5858.22, "end": 5860.5, "text": " Think you're 4,000 real viewers bro one of them"}, {"start": 5862.5, "end": 5864.5, "text": " Yes, we're gonna be so"}, {"start": 5865.820000000001, "end": 5867.820000000001, "text": " Swing with them"}, {"start": 5869.820000000001, "end": 5871.820000000001, "text": " You actually got a neon"}, {"start": 5886.22, "end": 5891.22, "text": " No, I'm dead."}, {"start": 5891.22, "end": 5896.22, "text": " Someone else on the right side for sure."}, {"start": 5896.22, "end": 5897.22, "text": " Two mid."}, {"start": 5897.22, "end": 5902.22, "text": " I'm fighting in my chamber."}, {"start": 5902.22, "end": 5904.22, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5904.22, "end": 5906.22, "text": " He's dead."}, {"start": 5906.22, "end": 5908.22, "text": " He's behind my house."}, {"start": 5908.22, "end": 5910.22, "text": " He's main."}, {"start": 5910.22, "end": 5912.22, "text": " He's main right now."}, {"start": 5912.22, "end": 5925.38, "text": " I mean it's just like chat what do I even do"}, {"start": 5955.38, "end": 5959.900000000001, "text": " Thanks, thank you. I'm not joined from here. Yeah, it's just all"}, {"start": 5975.9400000000005, "end": 5977.9400000000005, "text": " I don't 40"}, {"start": 5985.38, "end": 5991.32, "text": " It's like I don't know it's just very obvious, but it's all good"}, {"start": 5998.52, "end": 6000.52, "text": " Damn, bro"}, {"start": 6000.52, "end": 6002.52, "text": " but sometimes all plays are best"}, {"start": 6009.52, "end": 6014.92, "text": " Mookie with you nine months. I love you so much. God bless you. This game is interesting, bro"}, {"start": 6018.84, "end": 6020.84, "text": " I'm gonna full cam for one round"}, {"start": 6026.280000000001, "end": 6028.280000000001, "text": " Actually, there's no point bro"}, {"start": 6030.52, "end": 6032.52, "text": " The door is already 3-9"}, {"start": 6035.52, "end": 6037.52, "text": " Let's win this shit, Moose"}, {"start": 6037.52, "end": 6038.52, "text": " Yup"}, {"start": 6043.52, "end": 6044.52, "text": " Smokes are B-Split"}, {"start": 6044.52, "end": 6045.52, "text": " A-Split, A-Split"}, {"start": 6045.52, "end": 6047.52, "text": " A-Split, A-Split, A-Split"}, {"start": 6049.52, "end": 6051.52, "text": " What's in the bottom end, Smokes?"}, {"start": 6054.52, "end": 6055.52, "text": " Let's fight this one, man"}, {"start": 6055.52, "end": 6057.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6079.240000000001, "end": 6082.120000000001, "text": " Yo poppin when I'm top-mid shy I've got drop with you"}, {"start": 6085.52, "end": 6087.52, "text": " I'll stick my Q out, so I'm feeling stressed"}, {"start": 6090.02, "end": 6091.52, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 6096.52, "end": 6098.52, "text": " There's the miner with the kid last round"}, {"start": 6099.52, "end": 6101.52, "text": " Should I have been with you though? Like from top mid?"}, {"start": 6102.52, "end": 6103.52, "text": " Uhhhhhhh"}, {"start": 6104.52, "end": 6105.52, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 6105.52, "end": 6107.52, "text": " Like, read them when you died fighting them?"}, {"start": 6107.52, "end": 6109.52, "text": " No, I won't come here to hear"}, {"start": 6110.52, "end": 6112.52, "text": " Oh no, I don't fucking have brows and paint henshin"}, {"start": 6115.52, "end": 6117.52, "text": " I don't know what it is"}, {"start": 6117.52, "end": 6119.52, "text": " They're doing both of them"}, {"start": 6119.52, "end": 6121.52, "text": " I don't know what it is"}, {"start": 6121.52, "end": 6123.52, "text": " I don't know what it is"}, {"start": 6123.52, "end": 6125.52, "text": " I don't know what it is"}, {"start": 6135.52, "end": 6137.52, "text": " That brings me home"}, {"start": 6137.52, "end": 6139.52, "text": " Jesus"}, {"start": 6141.52, "end": 6143.52, "text": " 145 man"}, {"start": 6143.52, "end": 6145.92, "text": " It's a good wall right there. How does he know you're there?"}, {"start": 6148.92, "end": 6149.92, "text": " It's a good wall."}, {"start": 6150.52, "end": 6151.92, "text": " It's a good wall there."}, {"start": 6151.92, "end": 6154.120000000001, "text": " I'm thinking, excuse me, Tom. Are they both on site?"}, {"start": 6154.120000000001, "end": 6155.120000000001, "text": " Yeah, they're gonna be."}, {"start": 6155.120000000001, "end": 6156.120000000001, "text": " They're one."}, {"start": 6161.52, "end": 6162.52, "text": " He planted, right?"}, {"start": 6163.120000000001, "end": 6164.120000000001, "text": " He's over there."}, {"start": 6166.72, "end": 6170.320000000001, "text": " Hi, I'm a new viewer. Is your nose usually this big?"}, {"start": 6170.32, "end": 6180.32, "text": " 27, fuck bro. Bro that's like five fucking clutches bro, just kidding me."}, {"start": 6180.32, "end": 6185.639999999999, "text": " It's just interesting, like every time I swing something there's like nine there ready for"}, {"start": 6185.639999999999, "end": 6190.88, "text": " me. I'm just kind of interested. It's a weird bridge. It's very very weird like you know"}, {"start": 6190.88, "end": 6195.84, "text": " like it's just very very confusing. I walk down in the harbor and sitting there crouched"}, {"start": 6195.84, "end": 6197.84, "text": " for the sheriff on this angle."}, {"start": 6197.84, "end": 6200.84, "text": " Like, yeah bro, you're a human being."}, {"start": 6200.84, "end": 6202.84, "text": " You should have read what we talked about."}, {"start": 6202.84, "end": 6203.84, "text": " Like, Jesus."}, {"start": 6203.84, "end": 6206.84, "text": " The neon stream got this updated, bro."}, {"start": 6206.84, "end": 6235.32, "text": " I'm so excited for my mouse tomorrow."}, {"start": 6235.32, "end": 6242.32, "text": " I wonder how it is."}, {"start": 6242.32, "end": 6249.28, "text": " 8080."}, {"start": 6249.28, "end": 6253.32, "text": " Also bro I think we should just skip the Valiant segment today and just hop on fucking up."}, {"start": 6253.32, "end": 6255.32, "text": " Like, I don't even know."}, {"start": 6255.32, "end": 6260.32, "text": " The thing is I don't really know, cause like, I just..."}, {"start": 6260.32, "end": 6262.32, "text": " remaining"}, {"start": 6266.84, "end": 6268.84, "text": " That's right, bro"}, {"start": 6269.12, "end": 6273.719999999999, "text": " Just do apex I really do think we're gonna do apex like there's just no one playing ballerina bro"}, {"start": 6273.719999999999, "end": 6277.799999999999, "text": " And you're this when you're the size of it's like right once you just I don't know"}, {"start": 6277.799999999999, "end": 6281.599999999999, "text": " She's aids like the sniping community on the ballerina is just so cancer"}, {"start": 6282.92, "end": 6284.92, "text": " She's so cancer like"}, {"start": 6285.799999999999, "end": 6287.799999999999, "text": " Oh god"}, {"start": 6288.28, "end": 6290.28, "text": " Everyone send rounds in a row before"}, {"start": 6290.32, "end": 6292.32, "text": " Never"}, {"start": 6303.88, "end": 6305.88, "text": " No distractions"}, {"start": 6320.32, "end": 6322.32, "text": " I don't know where he went"}, {"start": 6322.32, "end": 6324.32, "text": " I think I saw him"}, {"start": 6328.32, "end": 6331.32, "text": " Fuck, have I had any other gun?"}, {"start": 6331.32, "end": 6332.32, "text": " One HP, by the way"}, {"start": 6332.32, "end": 6335.32, "text": " I had any gun there, Wallahi, everyone dies, bro"}, {"start": 6335.32, "end": 6337.32, "text": " If I had any other gun there, everyone dies"}, {"start": 6337.32, "end": 6339.32, "text": " Wallahi, Wallahi"}, {"start": 6347.32, "end": 6348.32, "text": " 74 on the silver"}, {"start": 6348.32, "end": 6359.32, "text": " the end to 40 30 also I am civil one shot here nice strategy GG G's bro"}, {"start": 6359.32, "end": 6364.639999999999, "text": " uh well that was AIDS"}, {"start": 6364.639999999999, "end": 6371.2, "text": " it's a little warm-up game right there that was uh that was interesting"}, {"start": 6371.92, "end": 6377.36, "text": " what's this bug but they don't show you their names bro I hate that I don't"}, {"start": 6377.360000000001, "end": 6379.080000000001, "text": " I don't know, I think it's like intentional."}, {"start": 6379.080000000001, "end": 6380.52, "text": " It's if someone's in anonymous mode,"}, {"start": 6380.52, "end": 6383.080000000001, "text": " you don't get to see their name anymore after the game."}, {"start": 6385.360000000001, "end": 6386.52, "text": " What? Really?"}, {"start": 6387.360000000001, "end": 6388.200000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6398.200000000001, "end": 6399.52, "text": " Jeez, man."}, {"start": 6399.52, "end": 6402.120000000001, "text": " What happened to my favorite game back in the day?"}, {"start": 6402.12, "end": 6410.04, "text": " Let's do one more. Let's do one more and then let's get off play some apex maybe"}, {"start": 6425.04, "end": 6431.04, "text": " Up on league me and me and Hamzah are playing League of Legends today at around 7 at 8 p.m. My time"}, {"start": 6432.12, "end": 6434.12, "text": " 7 8 p.m. My time"}, {"start": 6438.2, "end": 6445.2, "text": " Rekai dude, I think I think you're energetic. I think you're funny, but bro. We're talking top 10. I haven't even seen fucking like"}, {"start": 6446.5199999999995, "end": 6451.24, "text": " Well, how is she? I'm not I'm dick-riding. Let me hop off dick. Let me get up to you one Aiden Ross"}, {"start": 6451.599999999999, "end": 6452.5599999999995, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6452.5599999999995, "end": 6456.5599999999995, "text": " Do and I'm not just gonna say I know you guys are say D1 dick-riding. I do"}, {"start": 6456.5599999999995, "end": 6462.04, "text": " I know a lot of people don't think it I do think Aiden when he did I just throw the metal cap in my"}, {"start": 6462.12, "end": 6468.98, "text": " fucking water for my red bull so how are you how unhealthy are energy drinks by"}, {"start": 6468.98, "end": 6479.58, "text": " the way is Vhagar a good mid laner honestly I feel like it's noob friendly I"}, {"start": 6479.58, "end": 6483.0199999999995, "text": " I shit on a vaguer at all day though because it's your own bro. It's your name"}, {"start": 6495.7, "end": 6501.14, "text": " Gosh this game is so fun when you're winning there's no one that is top-study BF right"}, {"start": 6501.14, "end": 6509.740000000001, "text": " I hate from turkey."}, {"start": 6509.740000000001, "end": 6513.9400000000005, "text": " Like the man."}, {"start": 6513.9400000000005, "end": 6522.3, "text": " Uh, the discord, uh, Jin, Jinchi, and Dissie were like, uh, guys, I tried to practice"}, {"start": 6522.3, "end": 6524.58, "text": " 2x and it was fucking miserable."}, {"start": 6524.58, "end": 6529.02, "text": " I was like, yeah, our first fighting game?"}, {"start": 6529.02, "end": 6534.02, "text": " Muda hate from Japan. Like what are y'all saying bro?"}, {"start": 6542.02, "end": 6544.02, "text": " Holy chopped cheese."}, {"start": 6547.02, "end": 6550.02, "text": " Brutal eyes! Brutal eyes!"}, {"start": 6550.02, "end": 6552.02, "text": " He got brutally mugged!"}, {"start": 6552.02, "end": 6557.02, "text": " Oh my god! I think that's the first Brutal eyes we've seen!"}, {"start": 6557.02, "end": 6559.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6561.820000000001, "end": 6563.820000000001, "text": " Fuck this shit"}, {"start": 6567.18, "end": 6572.34, "text": " Jesus what is this emote mood a new emote dropped. What is this?"}, {"start": 6577.42, "end": 6581.38, "text": " What are your thoughts from clavicular getting mauled by the judge, what do you mean?"}, {"start": 6581.38, "end": 6589.56, "text": " You and high-vives made it bro congrats on 25 that k squishy bro listen man"}, {"start": 6589.56, "end": 6593.76, "text": " I know you coach me back from the day bro, but ever since I've been 25,000 viewer Andy now bro"}, {"start": 6593.76, "end": 6597.9800000000005, "text": " I don't give a fuck about you matter of fact. You're actually very shit at rock league bro"}, {"start": 6599.02, "end": 6602.34, "text": " You are fucking terrible at rock league. You are shit at rock league"}, {"start": 6602.34, "end": 6605.4400000000005, "text": " I only used you for viewers and yeah, but I fucking hate you, bro"}, {"start": 6605.4400000000005, "end": 6610.12, "text": " You're fucking pussy, but ever talk to me again, bro. I hope you don't really open a shit vacation, bro"}, {"start": 6610.12, "end": 6617.12, "text": " Don't talk to me bro, I switched up."}, {"start": 6617.12, "end": 6622.12, "text": " I'm the goat bro."}, {"start": 6622.12, "end": 6625.12, "text": " 25,000 viewers changed you."}, {"start": 6625.12, "end": 6627.12, "text": " Squishy, where'd you go for vacation, bro?"}, {"start": 6627.12, "end": 6628.12, "text": " Did you have fun?"}, {"start": 6628.12, "end": 6630.12, "text": " Did you have fun, Squishy?"}, {"start": 6630.12, "end": 6631.12, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 6631.12, "end": 6636.12, "text": " Good doing."}, {"start": 6636.12, "end": 6638.12, "text": " Good Phoenix."}, {"start": 6638.12, "end": 6640.12, "text": " Why was fun bro surfing?"}, {"start": 6640.12, "end": 6641.12, "text": " Well good feelings."}, {"start": 6641.12, "end": 6642.12, "text": " I need to go."}, {"start": 6642.12, "end": 6648.12, "text": " Bro Squishy I want to go on a 3 day vacation to the Mahalo so bad, but it's like..."}, {"start": 6648.12, "end": 6651.12, "text": " I don't want to take any days off bro."}, {"start": 6651.12, "end": 6653.12, "text": " I stream every day."}, {"start": 6668.12, "end": 6670.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6698.12, "end": 6700.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6728.12, "end": 6730.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6758.12, "end": 6760.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6788.12, "end": 6790.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6818.12, "end": 6820.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6848.12, "end": 6855.12, "text": " Does anyone here watch Rekai?"}, {"start": 6855.12, "end": 6860.12, "text": " That's what I know."}, {"start": 6860.12, "end": 6866.12, "text": " Muta, do you want to get in a discord call with me?"}, {"start": 6866.12, "end": 6868.12, "text": " Bro, who do you think you are?"}, {"start": 6868.12, "end": 6869.12, "text": " No, bro."}, {"start": 6869.12, "end": 6870.12, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6870.12, "end": 6872.12, "text": " I don't want to get in a discord call with you."}, {"start": 6872.12, "end": 6873.12, "text": " No, bro."}, {"start": 6873.12, "end": 6874.12, "text": " But I think it's funny."}, {"start": 6874.12, "end": 6875.12, "text": " I do actually think Rekai's funny."}, {"start": 6875.12, "end": 6876.2, "text": " But I think he's funny."}, {"start": 6876.2, "end": 6877.46, "text": " I do actually think he's funny."}, {"start": 6877.46, "end": 6878.74, "text": " Nicky Brown?"}, {"start": 6878.74, "end": 6879.54, "text": " People hate on him."}, {"start": 6879.54, "end": 6880.38, "text": " I think it's funny."}, {"start": 6880.38, "end": 6882.0, "text": " I really get like that about this nigga, bro."}, {"start": 6882.0, "end": 6883.72, "text": " But I don't know what Max is doing here."}, {"start": 6883.72, "end": 6885.5599999999995, "text": " I get like that about this nigga, bro."}, {"start": 6885.5599999999995, "end": 6886.68, "text": " I get like that about this nigga."}, {"start": 6886.68, "end": 6887.4, "text": " He's not young."}, {"start": 6887.4, "end": 6891.0, "text": " I'm going to be honest with you, anyone under 19 or 20"}, {"start": 6891.0, "end": 6891.5, "text": " is young."}, {"start": 6891.5, "end": 6894.8, "text": " I would say I'm still young, but y'all call me young."}, {"start": 6894.8, "end": 6895.5199999999995, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6895.5199999999995, "end": 6896.24, "text": " Are you stupid?"}, {"start": 6905.12, "end": 6908.44, "text": " All those moments with his kids, all those moments when he's a beautiful wife."}, {"start": 6908.44, "end": 6911.76, "text": " Yeah, answer, yeah, of course."}, {"start": 6911.76, "end": 6913.76, "text": " Newsom's a fucking idiot."}, {"start": 6913.76, "end": 6917.88, "text": " Sorry, Gavin Newsom's a fucking world."}, {"start": 6917.88, "end": 6925.32, "text": " When a guy publicly says he's a fucking idiot in school, why would I want him to run the country?"}, {"start": 6925.32, "end": 6927.32, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 6927.32, "end": 6929.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6929.32, "end": 6936.32, "text": " I can't replace his fire though."}, {"start": 6936.32, "end": 6949.32, "text": " I know it's that old guy, it's the old dude, I won't."}, {"start": 6949.32, "end": 6951.32, "text": " Hey, he's small."}, {"start": 6951.32, "end": 6954.32, "text": " He's small, it's my last game chat, I can't do it anymore."}, {"start": 6954.32, "end": 6956.32, "text": " I can't pretend I like this game bro, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 6956.32, "end": 6958.92, "text": " We gotta get off this game. It's my last game for bounders"}, {"start": 6986.32, "end": 7001.16, "text": " One more secret daddy secret secret daddy"}, {"start": 7001.16, "end": 7003.16, "text": " He's baiting me."}, {"start": 7008.16, "end": 7009.16, "text": " No, man!"}, {"start": 7013.16, "end": 7014.16, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 7014.16, "end": 7015.16, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 7016.16, "end": 7018.16, "text": " Guys, I haven't played this game in so long."}, {"start": 7031.16, "end": 7038.16, "text": " I don't know man."}, {"start": 7038.16, "end": 7051.16, "text": " Have y'all ever tried League of Legends or do y'all just say it's ass?"}, {"start": 7051.16, "end": 7056.16, "text": " have y'all ever tried League of Legends or do y'all just say it's ass?"}, {"start": 7056.16, "end": 7085.68, "text": " I said that that game is so shit it's so lame it's trash this this this"}, {"start": 7085.68, "end": 7093.200000000001, "text": " I've played it for like an hour two hours worst game of my life never played it again"}, {"start": 7093.4800000000005, "end": 7095.4800000000005, "text": " Picked it back up, bro. Oh"}, {"start": 7096.68, "end": 7100.200000000001, "text": " My god, that game is so good, bro. That game is so good"}, {"start": 7100.92, "end": 7103.52, "text": " And the beautiful thing about League of Legends, bro"}, {"start": 7103.52, "end": 7109.320000000001, "text": " Is you can play it on like any PC because you don't need a good PC or one League of Legends"}, {"start": 7115.68, "end": 7125.68, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game."}, {"start": 7125.68, "end": 7132.68, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game."}, {"start": 7132.68, "end": 7136.400000000001, "text": " Wait until you get, it's only good because your shit and your in-iron wait until you"}, {"start": 7136.400000000001, "end": 7137.96, "text": " get to the higher ranks."}, {"start": 7137.96, "end": 7138.96, "text": " Take the dog."}, {"start": 7138.96, "end": 7139.96, "text": " Take the dog."}, {"start": 7139.96, "end": 7140.96, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 7140.96, "end": 7143.84, "text": " Actually hard when they are when you get in the higher rings"}, {"start": 7152.56, "end": 7155.22, "text": " What you had it"}, {"start": 7159.9800000000005, "end": 7161.9800000000005, "text": " Chat what considered a high rank"}, {"start": 7170.96, "end": 7183.96, "text": " We work, ma'am. We can just get the smoke and then close the walls."}, {"start": 7183.96, "end": 7190.96, "text": " Need a drop."}, {"start": 7220.96, "end": 7245.96, "text": " I'm going to go back now."}, {"start": 7245.96, "end": 7247.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7258.72, "end": 7260.72, "text": " 30 seconds left"}, {"start": 7275.96, "end": 7280.96, "text": " 10 seconds left."}, {"start": 7280.96, "end": 7285.96, "text": " Last player standing."}, {"start": 7285.96, "end": 7288.96, "text": " That time?"}, {"start": 7288.96, "end": 7291.96, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 7295.96, "end": 7297.96, "text": " Fuck you up, man. Keep fighting."}, {"start": 7297.96, "end": 7300.96, "text": " Rest is all you got."}, {"start": 7300.96, "end": 7302.96, "text": " I thought you were going to send it somewhere."}, {"start": 7302.96, "end": 7312.96, "text": " I got boosted to challenger and legalizer that got permaband."}, {"start": 7312.96, "end": 7340.08, "text": " three three three three three 50 on three"}, {"start": 7340.08, "end": 7357.18, "text": " in this one. In our car. He's in our car. So, how hard is it to rank up on League"}, {"start": 7357.18, "end": 7359.18, "text": " Korean"}, {"start": 7374.38, "end": 7380.360000000001, "text": " Let's be splits for go streets. I will go long solo"}, {"start": 7382.66, "end": 7385.34, "text": " Phoenix if you all to make sure it's from this corner, okay"}, {"start": 7385.34, "end": 7387.34, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 7403.34, "end": 7405.34, "text": " One straight."}, {"start": 7405.34, "end": 7407.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7418.82, "end": 7422.78, "text": " Ran through the thorns and the mollies will help shift"}, {"start": 7429.7, "end": 7431.62, "text": " Is there any reason we did two smokes here"}, {"start": 7435.34, "end": 7437.34, "text": " They were already fighting us."}, {"start": 7437.34, "end": 7439.34, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 7439.34, "end": 7441.34, "text": " I mean, we got walled off."}, {"start": 7443.34, "end": 7445.34, "text": " Gosh."}, {"start": 7449.34, "end": 7451.34, "text": " They should have run it back, but not that time."}, {"start": 7451.34, "end": 7453.34, "text": " Oh, we go!"}, {"start": 7453.34, "end": 7455.34, "text": " They're gonna..."}, {"start": 7457.34, "end": 7459.34, "text": " They're there."}, {"start": 7461.34, "end": 7463.34, "text": " No fucking freedom!"}, {"start": 7463.34, "end": 7465.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7468.38, "end": 7470.38, "text": " Know"}, {"start": 7484.9800000000005, "end": 7486.9800000000005, "text": " I smoke that"}, {"start": 7488.62, "end": 7490.62, "text": " What's on down"}, {"start": 7493.34, "end": 7503.34, "text": " Chad, do you guys like fruits, but I don't want to order like a fruit bowl."}, {"start": 7503.34, "end": 7518.06, "text": " Would I even go to the gym, of course, every day."}, {"start": 7518.06, "end": 7523.3, "text": " I take more rest days now though because I used to get very sick because I used to"}, {"start": 7523.3, "end": 7529.9400000000005, "text": " I used to do like six and okay don't say six seven but I used to do six days to seven days a week"}, {"start": 7530.58, "end": 7535.62, "text": " Just because it was habit and I love the gym the orb Phoenix and I didn't think of it like a grinding thing"}, {"start": 7535.7, "end": 7538.42, "text": " I just been doing the gym so long. I love doing the job that long"}, {"start": 7539.38, "end": 7543.14, "text": " But um, yeah, I realized that it's not good to do that and I looked into it"}, {"start": 7543.14, "end": 7546.9800000000005, "text": " And you need to do like two two rest days minimum for something chicken"}, {"start": 7547.7, "end": 7549.7, "text": " One one a week"}, {"start": 7553.3, "end": 7554.3, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 7554.3, "end": 7558.8, "text": " Not bad, not bad."}, {"start": 7558.8, "end": 7564.820000000001, "text": " I was a bad dash by me, bro."}, {"start": 7564.820000000001, "end": 7567.64, "text": " I apologize, guys."}, {"start": 7567.64, "end": 7572.66, "text": " This mark."}, {"start": 7572.66, "end": 7579.66, "text": " 80 on float."}, {"start": 7579.66, "end": 7588.66, "text": " I'm ready on float."}, {"start": 7588.66, "end": 7597.66, "text": " You know what I'm doing?"}, {"start": 7597.66, "end": 7599.66, "text": " Wait, fade."}, {"start": 7599.66, "end": 7608.0599999999995, "text": " you know what the killjoy does? yeah? because you ulted the killjoy health"}, {"start": 7609.78, "end": 7613.94, "text": " no enemies are gonna be there"}, {"start": 7613.94, "end": 7617.94, "text": " they clearly were there"}, {"start": 7617.94, "end": 7621.139999999999, "text": " I don't know what you're saying brother"}, {"start": 7659.66, "end": 7689.18, "text": " I'll do chest triceps Monday, Tuesday I'll do back, sorry back."}, {"start": 7689.18, "end": 7690.46, "text": " He has one thorn for B."}, {"start": 7690.46, "end": 7692.780000000001, "text": " Wednesday, I'll do biceps and shoulders."}, {"start": 7692.780000000001, "end": 7694.34, "text": " He has a thorn on him."}, {"start": 7694.34, "end": 7695.820000000001, "text": " I'll do back and abs, sorry."}, {"start": 7695.820000000001, "end": 7698.42, "text": " Monday, chest and triceps, Tuesday, back and abs."}, {"start": 7698.42, "end": 7699.34, "text": " Well said, Phoenix."}, {"start": 7699.34, "end": 7702.860000000001, "text": " Wednesday, biceps and shoulders."}, {"start": 7702.860000000001, "end": 7708.62, "text": " Thursday, legs, rest day, Friday."}, {"start": 7708.62, "end": 7709.42, "text": " And then repeat."}, {"start": 7709.42, "end": 7709.860000000001, "text": " Two job, William."}, {"start": 7709.860000000001, "end": 7712.9400000000005, "text": " And then whenever I'm super sore or super tired"}, {"start": 7712.9400000000005, "end": 7715.5, "text": " and don't feel good, I'll just take him in a race day."}, {"start": 7715.5, "end": 7716.62, "text": " And I'll continue."}, {"start": 7716.62, "end": 7717.42, "text": " What's your eyes?"}, {"start": 7717.42, "end": 7718.92, "text": " You can't even bring them down."}, {"start": 7722.12, "end": 7724.12, "text": " So I do one rest day a week minimum?"}, {"start": 7724.62, "end": 7725.92, "text": " And if I'm barely tired,"}, {"start": 7726.12, "end": 7727.62, "text": " and my body's not much of a burden?"}, {"start": 7727.82, "end": 7729.12, "text": " I'll die!"}, {"start": 7730.62, "end": 7731.62, "text": " That'd be nice."}, {"start": 7734.12, "end": 7735.62, "text": " Spike down B."}, {"start": 7742.32, "end": 7743.32, "text": " Oh, the truck's left."}, {"start": 7744.12, "end": 7745.12, "text": " I'm fine, he's dead."}, {"start": 7745.12, "end": 7747.12, "text": " Hello, can you hear me?"}, {"start": 7747.12, "end": 7749.12, "text": " I'm the one who is in the corner."}, {"start": 7749.12, "end": 7751.12, "text": " I'm the one who is in the corner."}, {"start": 7751.12, "end": 7753.12, "text": " And I wasn't even trying."}, {"start": 7753.12, "end": 7755.12, "text": " You're not dead."}, {"start": 7755.12, "end": 7757.12, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 7757.12, "end": 7759.12, "text": " I've got one."}, {"start": 7759.12, "end": 7761.12, "text": " I've got one."}, {"start": 7761.12, "end": 7763.12, "text": " I've got one."}, {"start": 7763.12, "end": 7765.12, "text": " I've got one."}, {"start": 7765.12, "end": 7767.12, "text": " I've got one."}, {"start": 7767.12, "end": 7769.12, "text": " I've got one."}, {"start": 7769.12, "end": 7771.12, "text": " I've got one."}, {"start": 7771.12, "end": 7773.12, "text": " I've got one."}, {"start": 7773.12, "end": 7775.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7779.12, "end": 7781.24, "text": " Was good, what about be bro?"}, {"start": 7784.28, "end": 7789.48, "text": " We made a job did he got you what instantly bought me"}, {"start": 7789.4800000000005, "end": 7791.4800000000005, "text": " Yo, hahahaha"}, {"start": 7802.4800000000005, "end": 7804.4800000000005, "text": " Alright, I'm locked in now, so..."}, {"start": 7810.4800000000005, "end": 7813.4800000000005, "text": " I'm gonna double-double-buzz alright!"}, {"start": 7819.4800000000005, "end": 7821.4800000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7836.92, "end": 7838.92, "text": " Idiot paid it's just later"}, {"start": 7845.400000000001, "end": 7847.400000000001, "text": " Let him swing me when he's swing me you got"}, {"start": 7849.4800000000005, "end": 7854.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, he's locked."}, {"start": 7854.4800000000005, "end": 7855.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, he's locked."}, {"start": 7855.4800000000005, "end": 7857.4800000000005, "text": " It's time, bro."}, {"start": 7857.4800000000005, "end": 7859.4800000000005, "text": " Last round before the play-"}, {"start": 7859.4800000000005, "end": 7861.4800000000005, "text": " I don't even look at Matthew now."}, {"start": 7861.4800000000005, "end": 7862.4800000000005, "text": " She's over there."}, {"start": 7862.4800000000005, "end": 7864.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7864.4800000000005, "end": 7866.4800000000005, "text": " Did you see that play, though?"}, {"start": 7866.4800000000005, "end": 7869.4800000000005, "text": " I'm gonna buy some of that music."}, {"start": 7869.4800000000005, "end": 7871.4800000000005, "text": " I'm gonna buy some of that music."}, {"start": 7874.4800000000005, "end": 7875.4800000000005, "text": " And there it is, chat."}, {"start": 7875.4800000000005, "end": 7877.4800000000005, "text": " Prime Roodle is here."}, {"start": 7877.4800000000005, "end": 7879.4800000000005, "text": " Walk up close to this wall."}, {"start": 7879.4800000000005, "end": 7881.4800000000005, "text": " Be dog-man, dog-man, be."}, {"start": 7881.4800000000005, "end": 7882.4800000000005, "text": " You should break the door."}, {"start": 7882.4800000000005, "end": 7883.4800000000005, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 7883.4800000000005, "end": 7884.4800000000005, "text": " You just hide."}, {"start": 7884.4800000000005, "end": 7885.4800000000005, "text": " Tuck your middle."}, {"start": 7885.4800000000005, "end": 7886.4800000000005, "text": " Tuck up his wall, middle."}, {"start": 7886.4800000000005, "end": 7887.4800000000005, "text": " Just walk up to the wall."}, {"start": 7888.4800000000005, "end": 7889.4800000000005, "text": " Get out of my way!"}, {"start": 7890.4800000000005, "end": 7891.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 7891.4800000000005, "end": 7892.4800000000005, "text": " On your channel?"}, {"start": 7897.4800000000005, "end": 7898.4800000000005, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 7899.4800000000005, "end": 7900.4800000000005, "text": " I got him."}, {"start": 7900.4800000000005, "end": 7901.4800000000005, "text": " I got him."}, {"start": 7901.4800000000005, "end": 7902.4800000000005, "text": " I got him."}, {"start": 7902.4800000000005, "end": 7903.4800000000005, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 7904.4800000000005, "end": 7905.4800000000005, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 7905.4800000000005, "end": 7906.4800000000005, "text": " Orange juice, by the way."}, {"start": 7906.4800000000005, "end": 7908.4800000000005, "text": " Orange juice."}, {"start": 7908.4800000000005, "end": 7912.4800000000005, "text": " Oh yeah, he's on the orange juice and the apple juice."}, {"start": 7916.4800000000005, "end": 7918.4800000000005, "text": " Go be, go be, go be, go be, go be."}, {"start": 7922.4800000000005, "end": 7926.4800000000005, "text": " I hit a 3k and a 4k and the insiders are on the stream."}, {"start": 7927.4800000000005, "end": 7929.4800000000005, "text": " Got respected."}, {"start": 7966.4800000000005, "end": 7968.4800000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7970.96, "end": 7973.040000000001, "text": " Can't beat them you really just can't beat them"}, {"start": 7975.000000000001, "end": 7979.8, "text": " Cast up shorty says you leave at 40 pull up to the party"}, {"start": 7982.68, "end": 7986.38, "text": " Message deleted by Israel message deleted by Nentin Yahoo"}, {"start": 7988.88, "end": 7994.56, "text": " You changed after a comeback from LA we need old mooda Stormbreaker six seven seven seven to the fuck up"}, {"start": 7994.56, "end": 7999.620000000001, "text": " You smell like shit. All right, go get in the shower stinky fucker and don't ever type in my chat again"}, {"start": 7999.620000000001, "end": 8001.620000000001, "text": " I fucking hate you. All right"}, {"start": 8002.04, "end": 8005.700000000001, "text": " Send one more message in the chat. I'm stealing your girlfriend, bro. It is what it is"}, {"start": 8005.7, "end": 8025.099999999999, "text": " I don't have one"}, {"start": 8055.1, "end": 8056.1, "text": " Where is he?"}, {"start": 8056.1, "end": 8057.1, "text": " I think he might be mad."}, {"start": 8057.1, "end": 8060.1, "text": " Yeah, I think he's mad."}, {"start": 8060.1, "end": 8061.1, "text": " Indibibly."}, {"start": 8061.1, "end": 8067.1, "text": " If he comes here and he dies, I have trigger ball on him by the way."}, {"start": 8067.1, "end": 8075.1, "text": " He's B, he's B, he's B. He's right here."}, {"start": 8075.1, "end": 8084.1, "text": " 30 seconds left."}, {"start": 8084.1, "end": 8091.26, "text": " You know Poppin, I just know when you wake up and you're sleeping on your stomach and you"}, {"start": 8091.26, "end": 8095.660000000001, "text": " have like morning wood you're just floating like a blade blade in the morning."}, {"start": 8095.660000000001, "end": 8096.660000000001, "text": " Also?"}, {"start": 8096.660000000001, "end": 8100.1, "text": " Instead of this fucking blade blade."}, {"start": 8100.1, "end": 8102.900000000001, "text": " You're just levitating in the air."}, {"start": 8102.900000000001, "end": 8104.38, "text": " What's your name bro?"}, {"start": 8104.38, "end": 8105.38, "text": " What's your name?"}, {"start": 8105.38, "end": 8106.38, "text": " What's your favorite one?"}, {"start": 8106.38, "end": 8112.38, "text": " Oh dude, I used to have the biggest collection but I was in middle school."}, {"start": 8172.38, "end": 8175.78, "text": " Nenten Yahu would be proud guys."}, {"start": 8175.78, "end": 8179.38, "text": " Clove, Clove bro. Nenten Yahu would be proud of you bro, genuinely."}, {"start": 8179.38, "end": 8180.38, "text": " He'd be proud."}, {"start": 8180.38, "end": 8182.38, "text": " He'd be proud bro."}, {"start": 8182.38, "end": 8186.38, "text": " Bro, I had some kids still seven baby later on you bro."}, {"start": 8186.38, "end": 8188.38, "text": " That was excellent, I think."}, {"start": 8188.38, "end": 8189.38, "text": " It was fun, it was fun."}, {"start": 8189.38, "end": 8192.380000000001, "text": " Sorry bro, I love you bro, it's okay my bad."}, {"start": 8192.380000000001, "end": 8195.380000000001, "text": " I get very competitive and I just shit off my teammates."}, {"start": 8195.380000000001, "end": 8197.380000000001, "text": " It's just like bro, when I grow up in like an MW team."}, {"start": 8197.380000000001, "end": 8199.380000000001, "text": " I literally have no faith in this game."}, {"start": 8199.380000000001, "end": 8203.380000000001, "text": " You're good. You're good. You're good. I'm just saying don't take it what I said to heart. It's stupid"}, {"start": 8210.660000000002, "end": 8212.660000000002, "text": " Who wants to have sex?"}, {"start": 8215.380000000001, "end": 8219.86, "text": " Not beat no beat a couple won't you just swing me and he's gonna die"}, {"start": 8219.86, "end": 8248.18, "text": " I think there's a lot of us around there in the headlight yeah one on me"}, {"start": 8248.18, "end": 8255.18, "text": " I got him out."}, {"start": 8255.18, "end": 8259.18, "text": " I got two more top mid."}, {"start": 8259.18, "end": 8262.18, "text": " Jabb on HP."}, {"start": 8262.18, "end": 8267.18, "text": " Main, main, main, main, main."}, {"start": 8267.18, "end": 8270.18, "text": " Fade is main."}, {"start": 8270.18, "end": 8275.18, "text": " My turret has crossed."}, {"start": 8275.18, "end": 8283.9, "text": " maybe my cock is small my cock is small my cock is small 30 seconds left"}, {"start": 8305.18, "end": 8307.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8335.18, "end": 8337.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8365.18, "end": 8367.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8395.18, "end": 8397.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8425.18, "end": 8427.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8455.18, "end": 8457.18, "text": " You"}, {"start": 8472.1, "end": 8478.5, "text": " Are bro stars all right the only thing I'm buying you bro is fucking me a porn hub subscription"}, {"start": 8485.18, "end": 8492.18, "text": " I'll take that W."}, {"start": 8515.18, "end": 8544.58, "text": " I honestly say refund one lucky I say refund that's not even fair everyone in"}, {"start": 8544.58, "end": 8546.82, "text": " chat no that's not fair i think we refund the market a lie"}, {"start": 8550.02, "end": 8556.02, "text": " club you play connector yeah i'll be just play faster it's a and Phoenix suit just Phoenix and"}, {"start": 8556.02, "end": 8561.3, "text": " club play here fade recon a off rip get info for them then we use ults make sure you're all"}, {"start": 8561.3, "end": 8567.46, "text": " before you die Phoenix and club yeah can i everyone spend l mods bro everyone spend l mods"}, {"start": 8567.460000000001, "end": 8573.460000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8573.460000000001, "end": 8578.460000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8578.460000000001, "end": 8585.460000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8585.460000000001, "end": 8589.460000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8589.460000000001, "end": 8592.460000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8592.460000000001, "end": 8598.460000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8598.460000000001, "end": 8603.460000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8603.460000000001, "end": 8613.460000000001, "text": " nothing sure nothing sure just act towards it would be long"}, {"start": 8613.460000000001, "end": 8615.460000000001, "text": " I'm not sure about that"}, {"start": 8615.460000000001, "end": 8617.460000000001, "text": " Are you gonna go slow?"}, {"start": 8617.460000000001, "end": 8618.460000000001, "text": " No, yeah"}, {"start": 8618.460000000001, "end": 8620.460000000001, "text": " It's B, it's B, it's B, it's B, it's B"}, {"start": 8620.460000000001, "end": 8622.460000000001, "text": " I don't know what to do"}, {"start": 8624.460000000001, "end": 8629.460000000001, "text": " Mura, I'm new and my friend said you're doing a 100,000 dollar giveaway"}, {"start": 8629.460000000001, "end": 8631.460000000001, "text": " I swear to sex that spike"}, {"start": 8631.460000000001, "end": 8633.460000000001, "text": " Maybe 100,000 rupees"}, {"start": 8633.460000000001, "end": 8635.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, just one"}, {"start": 8635.460000000001, "end": 8637.460000000001, "text": " My turn"}, {"start": 8637.460000000001, "end": 8638.460000000001, "text": " One one"}, {"start": 8638.460000000001, "end": 8640.460000000001, "text": " One two three"}, {"start": 8640.460000000001, "end": 8641.460000000001, "text": " One one one one"}, {"start": 8641.460000000001, "end": 8643.460000000001, "text": " remaining"}, {"start": 8646.220000000001, "end": 8648.220000000001, "text": " That's it all good"}, {"start": 8648.980000000001, "end": 8652.500000000002, "text": " Hey, Siri. What's a hundred thousand rupees to us dollars?"}, {"start": 8654.900000000001, "end": 8660.380000000001, "text": " 100,000 Indian rupees is one thousand thirty five us. Hey, Siri. What's a thousand? What's all a series?"}, {"start": 8660.380000000001, "end": 8662.380000000001, "text": " What's a hundred thousand Turkish liras?"}, {"start": 8664.580000000002, "end": 8668.980000000001, "text": " 100,000 Turkish liras is two thousand one hundred ninety three us dollars. Yeah"}, {"start": 8668.98, "end": 8670.98, "text": " a"}, {"start": 8671.64, "end": 8673.64, "text": " $100,000 to US dollars"}, {"start": 8675.5, "end": 8681.14, "text": " Okay, I found this on the web for what's 100,000 Zimbabwe dollars to US dollars"}, {"start": 8681.38, "end": 8687.02, "text": " Hey Siri, what's 100,000 lira Lebanese lira to US dollars? Yeah"}, {"start": 8688.3, "end": 8694.199999999999, "text": " Okay, I found this on the web for what's 100,000 lira Lebanese lira to US dollars"}, {"start": 8695.16, "end": 8698.14, "text": " $1 $100,000 Lebanese is one dollar"}, {"start": 8698.98, "end": 8704.42, "text": " I'm gonna pull in."}, {"start": 8704.42, "end": 8707.42, "text": " Sex words they go, sex words they."}, {"start": 8707.42, "end": 8710.42, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 8710.42, "end": 8715.42, "text": " I'm soft."}, {"start": 8715.42, "end": 8720.42, "text": " Too hard."}, {"start": 8720.42, "end": 8725.42, "text": " No, you just come in out."}, {"start": 8725.42, "end": 8727.42, "text": " I'm vaulting."}, {"start": 8727.42, "end": 8729.42, "text": " He's a professional player."}, {"start": 8733.42, "end": 8734.42, "text": " YES POPPIN!"}, {"start": 8734.42, "end": 8736.42, "text": " POPPIN I want you to nut all over my face."}, {"start": 8737.42, "end": 8738.42, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8743.42, "end": 8745.42, "text": " I'm fine. I'm fine. You're not if you want."}, {"start": 8747.42, "end": 8748.42, "text": " You're not."}, {"start": 8749.42, "end": 8750.42, "text": " Yes daddy."}, {"start": 8750.42, "end": 8761.42, "text": " Oh, I did it take a piss bro. I'm holding this piss in for like two games now. My bladder's gonna explode and my balls are gonna explode."}, {"start": 8761.42, "end": 8763.42, "text": " Like when you get to the game, what do you think it's like?"}, {"start": 8763.42, "end": 8766.42, "text": " False Knoll. I play better when I'm empty bro, I'm not full."}, {"start": 8766.42, "end": 8767.42, "text": " I'm actually more tense."}, {"start": 8767.42, "end": 8768.42, "text": " No dude."}, {"start": 8770.42, "end": 8771.42, "text": " Get out of my way!"}, {"start": 8773.42, "end": 8774.42, "text": " Nothing, man."}, {"start": 8774.42, "end": 8776.42, "text": " I'm gonna just water the glass."}, {"start": 8778.42, "end": 8779.42, "text": " One below."}, {"start": 8780.42, "end": 8782.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8792.98, "end": 8798.02, "text": " Want 20 on clothes one enemy remaining spike down mid"}, {"start": 8810.42, "end": 8822.42, "text": " Oh my god, you lost it out, didn't we?"}, {"start": 8822.42, "end": 8823.42, "text": " No, we got it."}, {"start": 8823.42, "end": 8825.42, "text": " There's no way it comes here, right?"}, {"start": 8825.42, "end": 8832.42, "text": " No, you would never."}, {"start": 8832.42, "end": 8838.42, "text": " Bob, I'm getting scared."}, {"start": 8838.42, "end": 8842.86, "text": " it's okay 30 seconds left"}, {"start": 8846.34, "end": 8850.34, "text": " I'm making those running water"}, {"start": 8853.38, "end": 8858.94, "text": " oh nice you like that little water run though keep it above me that was good"}, {"start": 8858.94, "end": 8862.06, "text": " easy"}, {"start": 8862.06, "end": 8869.06, "text": " Muda duel with 10s."}, {"start": 8869.06, "end": 8871.06, "text": " Bro, please, man."}, {"start": 8871.06, "end": 8874.06, "text": " Nice job, guys. Two more rounds, just win this shit."}, {"start": 8874.06, "end": 8877.06, "text": " Definitely get a gun."}, {"start": 8877.06, "end": 8879.06, "text": " Thanks, bro."}, {"start": 8879.06, "end": 8885.06, "text": " Insha'Allah, that gun blasts till the next round."}, {"start": 8885.06, "end": 8888.06, "text": " Sorry, my name is Starry."}, {"start": 8894.06, "end": 8895.06, "text": " Be long."}, {"start": 8895.06, "end": 8897.06, "text": " Talking to you, it's probably you guys."}, {"start": 8899.06, "end": 8901.06, "text": " 25,000 viewers you changed."}, {"start": 8901.06, "end": 8903.06, "text": " Tricky Troi bro, ever since 10k viewers."}, {"start": 8903.06, "end": 8904.06, "text": " Face your fear!"}, {"start": 8904.06, "end": 8905.06, "text": " That was never the same bro."}, {"start": 8905.06, "end": 8906.06, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 8906.06, "end": 8907.06, "text": " I'm on the show guys."}, {"start": 8907.06, "end": 8908.06, "text": " You're most likely not out."}, {"start": 8908.06, "end": 8909.06, "text": " Not out, not out."}, {"start": 8909.06, "end": 8911.06, "text": " Fade, arena here."}, {"start": 8911.06, "end": 8912.06, "text": " I like to lurk though."}, {"start": 8912.06, "end": 8914.06, "text": " I should've anchored it with my operator."}, {"start": 8914.06, "end": 8917.38, "text": " I just got older. They're all here. They're all here"}, {"start": 8920.1, "end": 8922.1, "text": " My turns coming down"}, {"start": 8926.9, "end": 8928.9, "text": " They're just showing"}, {"start": 8944.06, "end": 8951.06, "text": " And one by one they all fall down!"}, {"start": 8951.06, "end": 8954.06, "text": " Let's do it."}, {"start": 8971.06, "end": 8973.06, "text": " This is gonna be fun."}, {"start": 8974.06, "end": 8977.06, "text": " Shot, I need to take the biggest piss ever."}, {"start": 8999.06, "end": 9000.06, "text": " Spike planted."}, {"start": 9000.06, "end": 9002.06, "text": " One back site, one main."}, {"start": 9034.06, "end": 9042.42, "text": " It looks like they'd like to go A Squadron."}, {"start": 9042.42, "end": 9054.619999999999, "text": " Let's just stack towards the end if she reopens."}, {"start": 9054.62, "end": 9057.54, "text": " Mommy or snow bunnies snow bunnies"}, {"start": 9059.42, "end": 9062.660000000002, "text": " I should love me some snow bunnies. I'll take a golf mommy"}, {"start": 9065.02, "end": 9067.02, "text": " They're both"}, {"start": 9068.18, "end": 9073.1, "text": " They're both good, bro. That's like apples and pears, you know, they're both good"}, {"start": 9084.62, "end": 9105.42, "text": " They're on B. Very likely that they're on B. It could be getting outside now."}, {"start": 9105.42, "end": 9107.42, "text": " on beyond beyond me doggy"}, {"start": 9111.22, "end": 9112.22, "text": " trust me"}, {"start": 9112.22, "end": 9114.22, "text": " there was also a fade the fade was doggy"}, {"start": 9114.22, "end": 9115.22, "text": " 2p1"}, {"start": 9115.22, "end": 9116.22, "text": " yeah yeah"}, {"start": 9119.22, "end": 9120.22, "text": " see you there"}, {"start": 9123.22, "end": 9125.22, "text": " i'm gonna throw this off i promise"}, {"start": 9125.22, "end": 9127.22, "text": " i'm gonna get your name"}, {"start": 9127.22, "end": 9128.22, "text": " nah jg"}, {"start": 9128.22, "end": 9129.22, "text": " bg"}, {"start": 9129.22, "end": 9131.22, "text": " just obvious when someone's in a flash"}, {"start": 9131.22, "end": 9133.22, "text": " just obvious man"}, {"start": 9133.22, "end": 9135.22, "text": " just obvious bro"}, {"start": 9135.22, "end": 9143.34, "text": " Alright bro, honestly I would, you know, now the game's fun."}, {"start": 9143.34, "end": 9147.06, "text": " I was gonna get off, but now that I'm like locked in, the game's gonna get fun now."}, {"start": 9147.06, "end": 9149.06, "text": " Can you delay Cuba like 30 seconds though?"}, {"start": 9149.06, "end": 9150.56, "text": " I need to take a big piss, bro."}, {"start": 9150.56, "end": 9151.56, "text": " Like a big one."}, {"start": 9151.56, "end": 9152.56, "text": " Got you, bro."}, {"start": 9152.56, "end": 9153.56, "text": " She's sorry when you're ready."}, {"start": 9153.56, "end": 9154.56, "text": " Take it, bro."}, {"start": 9154.56, "end": 9155.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9155.56, "end": 9156.56, "text": " We're back, Sha."}, {"start": 9156.56, "end": 9157.56, "text": " We're back, Sha."}, {"start": 9157.56, "end": 9158.56, "text": " We're back."}, {"start": 9158.56, "end": 9159.56, "text": " We're back."}, {"start": 9159.56, "end": 9160.56, "text": " We're back."}, {"start": 9160.56, "end": 9161.56, "text": " We're back."}, {"start": 9161.56, "end": 9164.56, "text": " Enjoy this amazing song, by the way, while I'm back."}, {"start": 9164.56, "end": 9169.359999999999, "text": " Why not radio anymore? I barely play this game, but as you can see when I play the game"}, {"start": 9169.359999999999, "end": 9173.84, "text": " It's just 28 kills 35 kills 30 kills the chosen one"}, {"start": 9175.039999999999, "end": 9179.32, "text": " The chosen one can leave Valorant, but the Valorant will never leave the chosen one"}, {"start": 9194.56, "end": 9196.619999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9224.56, "end": 9226.619999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9254.56, "end": 9256.619999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9284.56, "end": 9286.619999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9314.56, "end": 9316.619999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9344.56, "end": 9366.98, "text": " You know, I can't."}, {"start": 9366.98, "end": 9367.98, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 9367.98, "end": 9370.119999999999, "text": " Joe got about fucking anything."}, {"start": 9370.119999999999, "end": 9372.039999999999, "text": " It's literally a talent, bro."}, {"start": 9372.04, "end": 9377.400000000001, "text": " Joe has hilarious clips, hilarious entertainment value, great community, he can literally talk"}, {"start": 9377.400000000001, "end": 9383.400000000001, "text": " about fucking anything, it's entertaining. Also, look at Joe's fucking YouTube channel,"}, {"start": 9383.400000000001, "end": 9389.740000000002, "text": " channels actually, channels. This guy is a goaded YouTuber, goaded streamer. I got"}, {"start": 9389.740000000002, "end": 9400.900000000001, "text": " Joe at my fork. Okay, now it gets hard, bro. Mooda, Mooda, Mooda. Okay. Hey Siri,"}, {"start": 9400.9, "end": 9407.9, "text": " I need to think Chinese thing."}, {"start": 9407.9, "end": 9408.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9408.9, "end": 9410.9, "text": " Oh, I need to think, bro."}, {"start": 9410.9, "end": 9411.9, "text": " I need to think."}, {"start": 9411.9, "end": 9412.9, "text": " What are you going to meet speed?"}, {"start": 9412.9, "end": 9413.9, "text": " I met speed, bro."}, {"start": 9413.9, "end": 9415.9, "text": " I met speed at the charity match."}, {"start": 9415.9, "end": 9417.9, "text": " I think that's the only time."}, {"start": 9417.9, "end": 9418.9, "text": " Yeah, that's the only time."}, {"start": 9418.9, "end": 9419.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9419.9, "end": 9421.9, "text": " At five."}, {"start": 9421.9, "end": 9423.9, "text": " At five."}, {"start": 9423.9, "end": 9424.74, "text": " At five."}, {"start": 9427.94, "end": 9428.94, "text": " At five."}, {"start": 9431.779999999999, "end": 9432.82, "text": " Murder!"}, {"start": 9432.82, "end": 9434.82, "text": " Bro, why is my keyboard doing this?"}, {"start": 9438.34, "end": 9441.34, "text": " Okay, this is hard, guys."}, {"start": 9443.58, "end": 9444.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9446.859999999999, "end": 9449.14, "text": " Now look, bro, this is my list, okay?"}, {"start": 9449.14, "end": 9451.02, "text": " These are the people that I watch."}, {"start": 9451.02, "end": 9453.42, "text": " Bro, I have to have One in my top 10 chat,"}, {"start": 9453.42, "end": 9454.42, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 9454.42, "end": 9457.94, "text": " One is so fucking funny, Deo-shin."}, {"start": 9457.94, "end": 9460.82, "text": " The only thing about One Chat is One will just randomly not"}, {"start": 9460.82, "end": 9462.5, "text": " stream for a month, which I told him, bro."}, {"start": 9462.5, "end": 9463.98, "text": " He needs to fucking stream more."}, {"start": 9463.98, "end": 9465.26, "text": " One is a goat."}, {"start": 9465.26, "end": 9466.98, "text": " He needs to stream more, bro."}, {"start": 9466.98, "end": 9467.9, "text": " Not even every day."}, {"start": 9467.9, "end": 9469.26, "text": " But One needs to stream more."}, {"start": 9469.26, "end": 9470.14, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 9470.14, "end": 9472.34, "text": " I'm sorry, bro, I'm sorry, bro, I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 9472.34, "end": 9474.18, "text": " Yo, Mudo, why'd you wanna add me, bitch?"}, {"start": 9474.18, "end": 9476.18, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9476.18, "end": 9477.62, "text": " Bro, what is your last name?"}, {"start": 9477.62, "end": 9478.82, "text": " One's after you, Matt Jinksy."}, {"start": 9478.82, "end": 9480.9, "text": " Listen, bro, once I start to average 20,000,"}, {"start": 9480.9, "end": 9482.18, "text": " once I start to average 20,000,"}, {"start": 9482.18, "end": 9484.18, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 9484.64, "end": 9487.78, "text": " Well said Muda. Well said. I actually don't know who to put up five"}, {"start": 9488.26, "end": 9494.16, "text": " This is so hard. I see you guys spamming names. Yeah, remember bro. This is based off of consistency"}, {"start": 9495.460000000001, "end": 9498.16, "text": " Entertainment value and statistics. That's this is based off"}, {"start": 9498.74, "end": 9500.74, "text": " Not whatever that"}, {"start": 9500.74, "end": 9505.66, "text": " Complex news right over that bro. It's gonna say Muda bro. It's gonna say it's gonna be Muda bro"}, {"start": 9505.66, "end": 9511.300000000001, "text": " Chela Chela's gonna be Muda bro hop 25 had in stream for like two months. I don't know what that was"}, {"start": 9512.18, "end": 9517.86, "text": " Okay, like bro chat you'll notice everybody on my list streams consistently everybody"}, {"start": 9521.62, "end": 9525.460000000001, "text": " Okay, chat I think if we're going off consistency yeah, I"}, {"start": 9526.02, "end": 9532.02, "text": " Want to say XQC bro. I want to say XQC XQC is live every day for like years"}, {"start": 9534.220000000001, "end": 9536.5, "text": " XC's life every day for like years, bro"}, {"start": 9536.5, "end": 9540.02, "text": " I kind of want to say XQC, but I also do want to throw a Jason in here"}, {"start": 9540.02, "end": 9547.02, "text": " I kind of want to throw Jason. Jason's really consistent to you, Chad. Jason is really consistent, too."}, {"start": 9547.02, "end": 9551.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9551.02, "end": 9557.02, "text": " But also, Chad, I think if you're going to say 20-26 off of pure consistency."}, {"start": 9557.02, "end": 9560.02, "text": " Chad, if you're going to say 20-26 off of your consistency."}, {"start": 9560.02, "end": 9562.02, "text": " You're not making it in a single list, LOL."}, {"start": 9562.02, "end": 9565.02, "text": " It's statistics. I think you have to have peanut in your top five."}, {"start": 9565.02, "end": 9569.02, "text": " I don't even think complex had peanut in their top 25."}, {"start": 9569.02, "end": 9571.02, "text": " I think you broke"}, {"start": 9573.7, "end": 9575.7, "text": " We'll have"}, {"start": 9599.02, "end": 9627.5, "text": " I have the bomb if I don't have the bomb there I would have been"}, {"start": 9627.5, "end": 9631.5, "text": " I don't know, I'm doing it to our tail."}, {"start": 9631.5, "end": 9633.5, "text": " I gave it to our tail specifically, actually."}, {"start": 9633.5, "end": 9635.5, "text": " So it's a tail and it's a straight tail."}, {"start": 9635.5, "end": 9636.5, "text": " So you gave me the bomb."}, {"start": 9636.5, "end": 9637.5, "text": " You dropped the bomb."}, {"start": 9637.5, "end": 9638.5, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 9638.5, "end": 9639.5, "text": " I didn't even drop it."}, {"start": 9639.5, "end": 9640.5, "text": " I didn't even drop it."}, {"start": 9640.5, "end": 9641.5, "text": " Capuchonkas?"}, {"start": 9641.5, "end": 9642.5, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 9642.5, "end": 9643.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9643.5, "end": 9644.5, "text": " We remember."}, {"start": 9644.5, "end": 9646.5, "text": " Let me get this straight, bro."}, {"start": 9646.5, "end": 9648.5, "text": " Jack, should I do my top ten list after this?"}, {"start": 9648.5, "end": 9649.5, "text": " I think I'm going to..."}, {"start": 9649.5, "end": 9651.5, "text": " Everyone's doing their top ten list."}, {"start": 9651.5, "end": 9656.5, "text": " Jason, Ron, the complex, Jinxie."}, {"start": 9656.5, "end": 9661.5, "text": " I'm gonna do my top 10 lesson, I'm gonna do my top 10 lesson, yep."}, {"start": 9661.5, "end": 9664.5, "text": " A whole drive might do this."}, {"start": 9666.5, "end": 9668.5, "text": " Yo, I got 10 gold now."}, {"start": 9668.5, "end": 9670.5, "text": " He's gonna be very simple, bro."}, {"start": 9673.5, "end": 9675.5, "text": " He's made, he's made."}, {"start": 9686.5, "end": 9703.7, "text": " What the fuck is Tom complex is the guys that made the list and they put Jinxie on 24"}, {"start": 9703.7, "end": 9707.38, "text": " which is just ridiculous literally retarded"}, {"start": 9737.380000000001, "end": 9757.26, "text": " does this guy just outlaw all day every day all day every day all day every day"}, {"start": 9757.26, "end": 9764.86, "text": " does this guy just literally just outlaw all day every day"}, {"start": 9764.86, "end": 9768.16, "text": " 10s x artisan mousepads out now"}, {"start": 9770.400000000001, "end": 9770.900000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9771.5, "end": 9772.62, "text": " How's this guy getting like"}, {"start": 9773.32, "end": 9774.82, "text": " Every fucking"}, {"start": 9775.52, "end": 9778.02, "text": " Like dude 10s is actually insane though"}, {"start": 9779.52, "end": 9781.12, "text": " 10s is actually insane"}, {"start": 9787.86, "end": 9788.86, "text": " Artisan"}, {"start": 9789.32, "end": 9790.12, "text": " 10s"}, {"start": 9790.12, "end": 9795.12, "text": " SX0 Red 10s Edition."}, {"start": 9795.12, "end": 9800.12, "text": " Chat, was JP gaming where I bought it from?"}, {"start": 9800.12, "end": 9803.12, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 9803.12, "end": 9807.12, "text": " Yeah, I mean, I already bought one."}, {"start": 9807.12, "end": 9810.12, "text": " I would look you buy it though, I got 10s out, but..."}, {"start": 9810.12, "end": 9813.12, "text": " I want you to spray an ankle at 90 miles an hour."}, {"start": 9813.12, "end": 9815.12, "text": " Brim, you gotta get a new phone, bro."}, {"start": 9815.12, "end": 9817.12, "text": " How did that just go? No, you saw that."}, {"start": 9817.12, "end": 9818.12, "text": " No, you saw that."}, {"start": 9818.12, "end": 9824.560000000001, "text": " for you actually get out backwards which one did you get I got the artisan"}, {"start": 9824.56, "end": 9827.22, "text": " Zero black xxl it's on the way"}, {"start": 9827.22, "end": 9828.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9833.22, "end": 9835.22, "text": " Anybody want to dip this chamber?"}, {"start": 9836.22, "end": 9837.22, "text": " Oh, I blew it."}, {"start": 9841.22, "end": 9842.22, "text": " It's on the chamber."}, {"start": 9843.22, "end": 9844.22, "text": " You did it."}, {"start": 9844.22, "end": 9845.22, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9850.22, "end": 9851.22, "text": " Our spike carrier is gross."}, {"start": 9852.22, "end": 9853.22, "text": " Spike down B."}, {"start": 9854.22, "end": 9855.22, "text": " Last player standing."}, {"start": 9855.22, "end": 9857.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9861.699999999999, "end": 9863.699999999999, "text": " Have a I have a main"}, {"start": 9881.14, "end": 9883.14, "text": " You guys is going to go for a kid"}, {"start": 9885.22, "end": 9890.099999999999, "text": " No one will believe you that you aren't responsible for the body if it happens every day."}, {"start": 9890.099999999999, "end": 9892.699999999999, "text": " I don't give a fuck."}, {"start": 9892.699999999999, "end": 9894.699999999999, "text": " If you want new kid up to you, hit that shit."}, {"start": 9915.22, "end": 9940.22, "text": " One enemy remaining on my mark."}, {"start": 9940.22, "end": 9944.22, "text": " Who could have predicted this?"}, {"start": 9944.22, "end": 9946.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9946.66, "end": 9949.699999999999, "text": " Okay, yeah, keep this momentum"}, {"start": 9953.42, "end": 9955.42, "text": " Five points go again work it"}, {"start": 9961.099999999999, "end": 9969.14, "text": " Gene C is already on his nine spot on his list and he doesn't have you yet guys. It's coming to bro. Don't worry, bro"}, {"start": 9969.14, "end": 9971.14, "text": " It's coming"}, {"start": 9974.22, "end": 9981.22, "text": " I'm going to hit him."}, {"start": 9981.22, "end": 9986.22, "text": " Where are you?"}, {"start": 9986.22, "end": 9990.22, "text": " Come on here boys."}, {"start": 9990.22, "end": 9995.22, "text": " I'm not impressed."}, {"start": 9995.22, "end": 10002.22, "text": " Wait, am I actually 10?"}, {"start": 10002.22, "end": 10011.179999999998, "text": " see what why he see what why he bro no way"}, {"start": 10011.9, "end": 10017.5, "text": " can't see no everyone you don't know what I'm done"}, {"start": 10018.74, "end": 10022.74, "text": " why would you guys even troll like"}, {"start": 10025.539999999999, "end": 10031.74, "text": " nice why would you control my time okay I like"}, {"start": 10032.22, "end": 10034.22, "text": " I mean, why would y'all have control of that?"}, {"start": 10034.22, "end": 10036.22, "text": " Yeah, we just share on with our iPad."}, {"start": 10036.22, "end": 10038.22, "text": " We were working to talk."}, {"start": 10039.22, "end": 10043.22, "text": " He said you're top one on the cheaters list."}, {"start": 10043.22, "end": 10046.22, "text": " More to the only list you're on as the Epstein list."}, {"start": 10046.22, "end": 10048.22, "text": " You're picking it up. You're literally running at it."}, {"start": 10051.22, "end": 10055.22, "text": " What are you talking about, me? I'm talking about the Shrap, or I should do it again. Do the Shrap."}, {"start": 10062.22, "end": 10082.179999999998, "text": " I mean ladies and gentlemen you just can't catch them all I'm tapping blood blood"}, {"start": 10082.18, "end": 10088.56, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, you just can't catch them all man child. What's drinks? He's uh, what's Jinx he's less? Let me see"}, {"start": 10093.220000000001, "end": 10095.220000000001, "text": " This is the thing I was saying about the"}, {"start": 10096.1, "end": 10100.74, "text": " He's a change it's run wait, I want to say one more thing, bro"}, {"start": 10104.12, "end": 10106.12, "text": " Playbomb"}, {"start": 10112.18, "end": 10118.0, "text": " I appreciate it bro because I'm not gonna lie that shit was crazy, but I do appreciate everybody that said something"}, {"start": 10118.0, "end": 10121.84, "text": " Bro, yeah, I don't know how well I hear about Jinx. He should be top three"}, {"start": 10124.14, "end": 10131.82, "text": " Whatever whatever your category is bro whether it's speed Kai Jinxie Jinxie speed Kai Kai speed Jinxie Kai Jinxie"}, {"start": 10132.5, "end": 10135.84, "text": " It doesn't matter but Jinxie has to be top three right now"}, {"start": 10138.34, "end": 10140.34, "text": " 100% top three"}, {"start": 10142.18, "end": 10145.78, "text": " And that's not even glazing, that's just literally statistics."}, {"start": 10146.34, "end": 10148.2, "text": " You can't even like roll fuck opinions."}, {"start": 10148.2, "end": 10150.12, "text": " So to play, let's play."}, {"start": 10150.12, "end": 10153.0, "text": " Statistically, he's number one right now, to be honest."}, {"start": 10153.4, "end": 10155.24, "text": " Actually, it's probably speed."}, {"start": 10155.24, "end": 10156.04, "text": " Speed's probably number one."}, {"start": 10156.04, "end": 10156.92, "text": " Smoke like this."}, {"start": 10157.76, "end": 10159.44, "text": " And Teodra and Tread as well."}, {"start": 10160.12, "end": 10161.12, "text": " Rolled one."}, {"start": 10162.4, "end": 10164.4, "text": " One CT right now, but off one side, guys."}, {"start": 10165.6, "end": 10166.32, "text": " On side one."}, {"start": 10167.48, "end": 10168.12, "text": " He's hit."}, {"start": 10170.28, "end": 10171.16, "text": " One, uh..."}, {"start": 10172.18, "end": 10179.18, "text": " still got it"}, {"start": 10179.18, "end": 10183.18, "text": " one enemy remaining"}, {"start": 10183.18, "end": 10190.18, "text": " don't you missile"}, {"start": 10190.18, "end": 10193.18, "text": " desert"}, {"start": 10193.18, "end": 10198.18, "text": " bang"}, {"start": 10198.18, "end": 10206.18, "text": " those are my rounds bro like pistols and shit pistols and buckies those are mine"}, {"start": 10207.300000000001, "end": 10212.64, "text": " not chamber had enough you're too dirty made up for it let's I swelled up to"}, {"start": 10212.64, "end": 10222.12, "text": " drew do you think you deserve to be in the top 25 the top 25 statistically I"}, {"start": 10222.12, "end": 10225.18, "text": " don't know bro like opinion-based I don't know I don't know I should have"}, {"start": 10225.18, "end": 10227.18, "text": " I'm ready. And who is even talking to me?"}, {"start": 10227.18, "end": 10229.18, "text": " I can't even hear you."}, {"start": 10229.18, "end": 10231.18, "text": " He's still in your target."}, {"start": 10231.18, "end": 10233.18, "text": " Who is talking to me?"}, {"start": 10233.18, "end": 10235.18, "text": " Making cover."}, {"start": 10238.18, "end": 10240.18, "text": " He also what?"}, {"start": 10240.18, "end": 10242.18, "text": " No destruction is on this road."}, {"start": 10242.18, "end": 10244.18, "text": " That's a real budget problem, guys, huh?"}, {"start": 10244.18, "end": 10246.18, "text": " We're so deployed."}, {"start": 10246.18, "end": 10261.98, "text": " It's just weird that there's four on it now, huh?"}, {"start": 10261.98, "end": 10289.859999999999, "text": " I think I'm I deserve top twenty five top twenty five top twenty five's insane"}, {"start": 10289.86, "end": 10297.5, "text": " top 25 is insane look for clues question mark"}, {"start": 10327.5, "end": 10329.9, "text": " It's just like Jesus man"}, {"start": 10340.7, "end": 10347.06, "text": " Like what are we joining them what are we joining what's wrong with what does which trucker think I'm at"}, {"start": 10350.86, "end": 10354.1, "text": " Imagine guys let's see what's which trucker thinks I'm running for men. I"}, {"start": 10354.1, "end": 10357.9, "text": " I would say I'm a very consistent streamer though, no chat."}, {"start": 10357.9, "end": 10359.1, "text": " Oh, what the map?"}, {"start": 10359.1, "end": 10359.6, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 10364.1, "end": 10364.6, "text": " I'm sure."}, {"start": 10369.1, "end": 10373.6, "text": " Would y'all say I'm a consistent streamer?"}, {"start": 10380.1, "end": 10382.1, "text": " I've been streaming for two years right now."}, {"start": 10382.1, "end": 10384.6, "text": " Two years and maybe four month five months"}, {"start": 10400.140000000001, "end": 10402.140000000001, "text": " That's insane, bro"}, {"start": 10402.14, "end": 10410.14, "text": " I should have worked, but I suck."}, {"start": 10410.14, "end": 10412.22, "text": " Oh wait, no they have four people."}, {"start": 10412.22, "end": 10416.859999999999, "text": " We should wait for the last five seconds and do something."}, {"start": 10416.859999999999, "end": 10422.5, "text": " I remember I got banned for a week here bro, shameless."}, {"start": 10422.5, "end": 10427.06, "text": " They played no one day for multiple rounds, it's just a day I guess."}, {"start": 10427.06, "end": 10428.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10428.06, "end": 10430.46, "text": " I can turn through Sam."}, {"start": 10430.460000000001, "end": 10439.640000000001, "text": " walk up and then smoke smoke smoke yeah just contact it actually all right"}, {"start": 10439.640000000001, "end": 10454.12, "text": " you're on him you got it's just weird bro like I don't know I should have waited"}, {"start": 10454.12, "end": 10457.36, "text": " for the tail draw the folding pop but I was using the tech where he goes to shoot"}, {"start": 10457.36, "end": 10460.7, "text": " the tail joint a nice swing with the tail joint and I kill him."}, {"start": 10460.7, "end": 10461.7, "text": " But, yeah."}, {"start": 10461.7, "end": 10464.82, "text": " We got like four to three everywhere we go, it's kind of confusing."}, {"start": 10464.82, "end": 10467.7, "text": " That is quite a peculiar glitch that's happening right now."}, {"start": 10467.7, "end": 10468.7, "text": " Yeah, I don't know."}, {"start": 10468.7, "end": 10473.220000000001, "text": " How do we, yeah, guys, is there a way to patch the glitch up and down the line?"}, {"start": 10473.220000000001, "end": 10480.7, "text": " It's like a software for having a delay or something and fixing it."}, {"start": 10480.7, "end": 10481.7, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 10481.7, "end": 10483.7, "text": " And do the day"}, {"start": 10500.380000000001, "end": 10502.380000000001, "text": " Hopping and two ups"}, {"start": 10502.78, "end": 10508.16, "text": " Why chat the yeah, man, that's it. It's done bro. It's done. This is the"}, {"start": 10508.16, "end": 10511.72, "text": " This is the last game of the day, bro. The snipers ruined it, bro"}, {"start": 10514.32, "end": 10518.22, "text": " Score be like nine the fucking three right now feather wasn't nervous"}, {"start": 10521.039999999999, "end": 10528.92, "text": " Reach what I'm a delay. Yeah, bro. Let me just put thousands of people on a 15 second delay. I'm all day"}, {"start": 10538.16, "end": 10540.16, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 10545.4, "end": 10547.4, "text": " Switching sides"}, {"start": 10554.64, "end": 10557.32, "text": " Just gonna smoke at every round and play a patch with it"}, {"start": 10557.32, "end": 10559.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10560.8, "end": 10567.68, "text": " Shot or trickfully should I order trickfully we could play one three one this I'm rolling to play go channel"}, {"start": 10567.68, "end": 10571.24, "text": " Sorry, I'm sad just go ahead and tell us if I spawn"}, {"start": 10573.199999999999, "end": 10576.199999999999, "text": " Or I mean go be Jack sorry Jack who here has played"}, {"start": 10577.48, "end": 10579.48, "text": " Jack who here has played?"}, {"start": 10580.92, "end": 10582.92, "text": " Subnautica"}, {"start": 10582.92, "end": 10584.92, "text": " Has anyone played Subnautica?"}, {"start": 10587.32, "end": 10589.32, "text": " How was it?"}, {"start": 10589.32, "end": 10594.32, "text": " Nice, nice, huh?"}, {"start": 10594.32, "end": 10597.32, "text": " They're enabling."}, {"start": 10597.32, "end": 10599.32, "text": " One to me, son."}, {"start": 10599.32, "end": 10602.32, "text": " I'm going to do that."}, {"start": 10602.32, "end": 10604.32, "text": " Two men, guys."}, {"start": 10604.32, "end": 10610.32, "text": " Fight down, A."}, {"start": 10610.32, "end": 10612.32, "text": " Why are you coming with me?"}, {"start": 10612.32, "end": 10614.32, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 10614.32, "end": 10615.32, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 10619.32, "end": 10623.32, "text": " I hate to say it, but how about we best to play as a team?"}, {"start": 10623.32, "end": 10624.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10624.32, "end": 10625.32, "text": " So, uh, what's the plan?"}, {"start": 10644.32, "end": 10649.32, "text": " I got a black key."}, {"start": 10649.32, "end": 10654.32, "text": " Yep, I got a black key."}, {"start": 10661.32, "end": 10666.32, "text": " Well I just thought you would use that shotgun in your hands."}, {"start": 10666.32, "end": 10670.32, "text": " Spike down B. One enemy in the middle."}, {"start": 10670.32, "end": 10672.32, "text": " This girl, right?"}, {"start": 10676.16, "end": 10678.76, "text": " Shoot the bad guys, not that for a plan."}, {"start": 10678.76, "end": 10684.119999999999, "text": " Would you guys cheat on your girlfriend for one billion dollars?"}, {"start": 10685.96, "end": 10689.76, "text": " It doesn't have to be dollars, it can be one million of anything."}, {"start": 10689.76, "end": 10695.16, "text": " Would you cheat on your wife with kids? Like you guys have kids together."}, {"start": 10695.16, "end": 10697.16, "text": " Yes, for a billion dollars?"}, {"start": 10697.16, "end": 10702.92, "text": " you have your wife and you guys have kids yes yes yes for a billion dollars"}, {"start": 10702.92, "end": 10707.0, "text": " a billion dollars yes bro i would let all three of them hate each for the rest of"}, {"start": 10707.0, "end": 10709.0, "text": " their life if i could just"}, {"start": 10709.0, "end": 10715.0, "text": " right right run here a million dollars each a billion dollars"}, {"start": 10715.0, "end": 10717.0, "text": " enemy kill"}, {"start": 10777.0, "end": 10779.0, "text": " A bomb top A"}, {"start": 10779.0, "end": 10781.0, "text": " NB"}, {"start": 10782.0, "end": 10784.0, "text": " There is an enemy on the wall here"}, {"start": 10786.0, "end": 10788.0, "text": " Don't smoke. No, that's not gonna happen"}, {"start": 10790.0, "end": 10791.0, "text": " Don't smoke"}, {"start": 10792.0, "end": 10794.0, "text": " Come on, get out of the way"}, {"start": 10794.0, "end": 10796.0, "text": " Two guys through the..."}, {"start": 10796.0, "end": 10797.0, "text": " Fight down A"}, {"start": 10804.0, "end": 10806.0, "text": " One enemy remaining"}, {"start": 10807.0, "end": 10814.0, "text": " I'm so pissed."}, {"start": 10814.0, "end": 10816.0, "text": " Don't stress if I die."}, {"start": 10816.0, "end": 10818.0, "text": " Cause great, young girl."}, {"start": 10818.0, "end": 10823.0, "text": " I'm such a new breath address."}, {"start": 10823.0, "end": 10829.0, "text": " Is going 31 at 38 and 1 in a tutorial match good?"}, {"start": 10829.0, "end": 10831.0, "text": " Tutorial match."}, {"start": 10831.0, "end": 10836.72, "text": " this motherfucker asked is going 38 and 1 in a league of legends tutorial match"}, {"start": 10836.72, "end": 10840.64, "text": " good okay jake you ready to pop that"}, {"start": 10840.64, "end": 10843.64, "text": " yo Alex don't really offer it up"}, {"start": 10843.64, "end": 10846.64, "text": " I'm ready"}, {"start": 10846.64, "end": 10848.64, "text": " ready to be WQB guys"}, {"start": 10848.64, "end": 10850.64, "text": " pop it pop it pop it pop it"}, {"start": 10852.64, "end": 10854.64, "text": " sit still"}, {"start": 10854.64, "end": 10858.64, "text": " spike down B one enemy remaining"}, {"start": 10861.0, "end": 10862.0, "text": " I'm going up"}, {"start": 10862.0, "end": 10866.0, "text": " Crazy man, once you get after the easy side and they're not like, like, it's crazy, bro"}, {"start": 10866.0, "end": 10867.0, "text": " I'm not"}, {"start": 10871.0, "end": 10874.0, "text": " I thought you were saying 5 hit brim, I didn't know you said pop it"}, {"start": 10874.0, "end": 10876.0, "text": " Guys, should I order Chick-fil-A?"}, {"start": 10876.0, "end": 10877.0, "text": " If I may"}, {"start": 10877.0, "end": 10878.0, "text": " I'll pick"}, {"start": 10878.0, "end": 10879.0, "text": " I'll pick Cane's"}, {"start": 10879.0, "end": 10881.0, "text": " I don't have Cane's in Canada"}, {"start": 10882.0, "end": 10883.0, "text": " In Canada?"}, {"start": 10883.0, "end": 10884.0, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 10884.0, "end": 10886.0, "text": " That is disgusting"}, {"start": 10886.0, "end": 10889.0, "text": " Yeah, at least I can walk out of the house"}, {"start": 10889.0, "end": 10891.04, "text": " Fucking shot bro."}, {"start": 10891.04, "end": 10895.24, "text": " No you can't walk out of house you're gonna slip and fall on your fat nose and break it."}, {"start": 10895.24, "end": 10896.24, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 10896.24, "end": 10897.24, "text": " So."}, {"start": 10897.24, "end": 10898.74, "text": " Put that on that fucking ice."}, {"start": 10898.74, "end": 10903.08, "text": " What you ever been talking about in America like that?"}, {"start": 10903.08, "end": 10906.32, "text": " Hey bro, at least you know, you say I walk outside."}, {"start": 10906.32, "end": 10908.32, "text": " You want to play, let's play."}, {"start": 10908.32, "end": 10911.84, "text": " I think in America if you look at someone the wrong way then I shoot you."}, {"start": 10911.84, "end": 10912.84, "text": " I'm thin."}, {"start": 10912.84, "end": 10915.04, "text": " I hope they see you throwing up so much gas."}, {"start": 10915.04, "end": 10916.04, "text": " He's alive."}, {"start": 10916.04, "end": 10918.04, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 10918.04, "end": 10920.04, "text": " But alright."}, {"start": 10922.04, "end": 10924.04, "text": " What's the special about?"}, {"start": 10924.04, "end": 10926.04, "text": " I'm gonna die!"}, {"start": 10926.04, "end": 10928.04, "text": " Let me die."}, {"start": 10930.04, "end": 10932.04, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 10936.04, "end": 10938.04, "text": " An animatron!"}, {"start": 10938.04, "end": 10940.04, "text": " One animatron!"}, {"start": 10940.04, "end": 10942.04, "text": " I'm not for you."}, {"start": 10942.04, "end": 10944.04, "text": " Like an animatron."}, {"start": 10946.04, "end": 10948.04, "text": " My mistake, stand up, use the key."}, {"start": 10950.04, "end": 10952.04, "text": " You play one more towards me this round."}, {"start": 10954.54, "end": 10957.04, "text": " You know one country I went to and I loved?"}, {"start": 10958.04, "end": 10961.04, "text": " I went to Mumbai bro, Mumbai. Mumbai was pretty cool."}, {"start": 10963.54, "end": 10965.04, "text": " Have you ever played Overwatch?"}, {"start": 10965.04, "end": 10968.04, "text": " I didn't know why I didn't want to say anything."}, {"start": 10968.04, "end": 10971.04, "text": " No, because I was thinking if the Overwatch map was the same."}, {"start": 10971.04, "end": 10972.04, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 10972.04, "end": 10974.04, "text": " Where is that Overwatch?"}, {"start": 10974.04, "end": 10982.68, "text": " get out of my way we don't know anything about Mumbai India is the country"}, {"start": 10982.68, "end": 10985.880000000001, "text": " Mumbai is the capital"}, {"start": 10989.240000000002, "end": 10992.76, "text": " what's up"}, {"start": 10992.76, "end": 10996.76, "text": " Why is Mumbai not the capital?"}, {"start": 10996.76, "end": 11000.76, "text": " Delhi is the capital."}, {"start": 11000.76, "end": 11002.76, "text": " Off your feet!"}, {"start": 11002.76, "end": 11004.76, "text": " If you live here, you're gonna be slim."}, {"start": 11004.76, "end": 11006.76, "text": " I'm all..."}, {"start": 11006.76, "end": 11008.76, "text": " I'm gonna win."}, {"start": 11008.76, "end": 11010.76, "text": " I'll think soon."}, {"start": 11010.76, "end": 11012.76, "text": " That's not good."}, {"start": 11012.76, "end": 11014.76, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 11014.76, "end": 11016.76, "text": " All three of them."}, {"start": 11016.76, "end": 11018.76, "text": " 120 Wele."}, {"start": 11018.76, "end": 11020.76, "text": " All three..."}, {"start": 11020.76, "end": 11023.52, "text": " Two on site, 120 waylay."}, {"start": 11034.72, "end": 11035.84, "text": " Stinger's just unbeatable."}, {"start": 11036.76, "end": 11039.44, "text": " Fuck this stupid ass gun, bro."}, {"start": 11039.44, "end": 11041.4, "text": " Yeah, that was so good, bro."}, {"start": 11041.4, "end": 11045.4, "text": " Oh my god, I should have just been jiggling, so I know he's that stupid ass gun."}, {"start": 11050.76, "end": 11058.28, "text": " You know what I should want to live in Florida man Florida would be pretty cool Florida is nice"}, {"start": 11058.880000000001, "end": 11064.76, "text": " What is my like Florida? I heard what's the lowest a tax spot in America? It's Florida, Texas"}, {"start": 11064.76, "end": 11066.76, "text": " They're not Texas, but I think it's Tennessee"}, {"start": 11070.76, "end": 11072.76, "text": " They have"}, {"start": 11080.76, "end": 11085.76, "text": " One enemy remaining."}, {"start": 11085.76, "end": 11096.76, "text": " I think Florida is the best spot, man."}, {"start": 11096.76, "end": 11097.76, "text": " The thing is..."}, {"start": 11097.76, "end": 11099.76, "text": " It's so nice."}, {"start": 11099.76, "end": 11101.76, "text": " Bro, it's just..."}, {"start": 11101.76, "end": 11104.76, "text": " My family's in Canada, bro."}, {"start": 11104.76, "end": 11106.76, "text": " I can move away from them."}, {"start": 11106.76, "end": 11109.76, "text": " I mean, what is a flight, bro?"}, {"start": 11109.76, "end": 11113.2, "text": " a flight bro it is only like a one-hour flight i'm gonna be honest you're actually"}, {"start": 11113.2, "end": 11117.44, "text": " yeah bro you're actually like not the goodies butt rich goodbye bye like one is a flight"}, {"start": 11122.800000000001, "end": 11124.960000000001, "text": " but can i live in america if i'm a canadian citizen"}, {"start": 11126.960000000001, "end": 11128.0, "text": " i think they will not share"}, {"start": 11130.0, "end": 11132.880000000001, "text": " shut up i don't can't beat him can i live in america"}, {"start": 11139.76, "end": 11142.56, "text": " One enemy remaining. I think Mos was there."}, {"start": 11146.16, "end": 11148.16, "text": " Udall was brim. Uh, brim."}, {"start": 11148.16, "end": 11150.16, "text": " Hey, you're still in fact, bitch!"}, {"start": 11162.16, "end": 11164.16, "text": " Noo, my eel!"}, {"start": 11166.48, "end": 11168.48, "text": " No, we lost!"}, {"start": 11169.76, "end": 11176.04, "text": " I don't keep through that guys. I'm getting very very drained. You know, no no no no no KJ lost that fresh shit"}, {"start": 11176.04, "end": 11183.52, "text": " What's up? KJ lost that for all of us. I do know it. Shut up. Shut up"}, {"start": 11186.08, "end": 11190.72, "text": " Yo go off him in quick. Run him in off. Oh, you know they need no way on that. Don't do that"}, {"start": 11199.76, "end": 11201.76, "text": " They took me out."}, {"start": 11201.76, "end": 11203.76, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11203.76, "end": 11205.76, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 11207.76, "end": 11209.76, "text": " One enemy remaining."}, {"start": 11209.76, "end": 11211.76, "text": " Fight down, man."}, {"start": 11217.76, "end": 11219.76, "text": " Bring it."}, {"start": 11221.76, "end": 11223.76, "text": " You took the rope?"}, {"start": 11223.76, "end": 11225.76, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 11225.76, "end": 11227.76, "text": " Where is he going?"}, {"start": 11227.76, "end": 11230.76, "text": " Oh fuck it off bro, I'll be honest."}, {"start": 11234.76, "end": 11237.76, "text": " Alright bruh, that's it bro, I think I'm done with this game for today."}, {"start": 11238.76, "end": 11240.76, "text": " B-b-b-b-b-brother, GG."}, {"start": 11240.76, "end": 11243.76, "text": " GG's bruh, it was an honor playing with you bruh, take care."}, {"start": 11243.76, "end": 11244.76, "text": " You as well."}, {"start": 11246.76, "end": 11248.76, "text": " One more? Fuck no."}, {"start": 11248.76, "end": 11252.76, "text": " That's all you guys get bro, I'm not a Valorant streamer anymore guys, stop."}, {"start": 11252.76, "end": 11261.4, "text": " tomorrow we'll do a valorant segment and tomorrow we'll do a valorant segment and a valorant stream"}, {"start": 11261.4, "end": 11262.48, "text": " about that"}, {"start": 11262.48, "end": 11264.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11265.119999999999, "end": 11267.119999999999, "text": " Don't know no no no no"}, {"start": 11267.6, "end": 11273.92, "text": " Chips it whatever you lie time and I don't know man check Jinxie stream"}, {"start": 11275.4, "end": 11279.72, "text": " What oh it's what parties on me does he own a team exactly on the team chat, right?"}, {"start": 11280.439999999999, "end": 11284.92, "text": " Yep, you know somebody said Marlin. I don't know if Marlin's on my list"}, {"start": 11286.199999999999, "end": 11287.88, "text": " Hmm. I okay"}, {"start": 11287.880000000001, "end": 11293.140000000001, "text": " You're saying top 20 Marlon would be in my top 20 bro. This is so hard like you"}, {"start": 11294.960000000001, "end": 11304.04, "text": " So hard bro top 10 cannot be that hard like genuinely let's see. Okay top 10 streamers"}, {"start": 11307.52, "end": 11313.080000000002, "text": " Okay top 10 streamers speed"}, {"start": 11313.08, "end": 11337.56, "text": " 3, 2, Jinxie, 3, Kaizenat, 4, XQC, 5, Ron, 6, Jason the Wien, ah!"}, {"start": 11343.08, "end": 11363.44, "text": " Speed, jigsie, queso, xqc, raw, jason, the wean."}, {"start": 11363.44, "end": 11366.44, "text": " The thing is that trade recs doesn't really stream anymore."}, {"start": 11366.44, "end": 11369.76, "text": " If he streams, it's gambling streams."}, {"start": 11369.76, "end": 11379.58, "text": " If you were to stream consistently, this list is based on consistency statistics and just"}, {"start": 11379.58, "end": 11387.34, "text": " like, if I can just watch you and not fall asleep, right?"}, {"start": 11387.34, "end": 11393.34, "text": " The thing is, I understand OnlyPixel is very funny, OnlyPixel is very funny, OnlyPixel"}, {"start": 11393.34, "end": 11396.34, "text": " is a very good streamer, he knows how to entertain you, he knows how to make jokes,"}, {"start": 11396.34, "end": 11403.22, "text": " You know how to use the soundboard properly he just never streams. He just never like guys guys"}, {"start": 11413.58, "end": 11416.06, "text": " This guy took off on this guy took"}, {"start": 11416.98, "end": 11422.5, "text": " September October no, but this guy took three months off"}, {"start": 11423.5, "end": 11425.5, "text": " three months off"}, {"start": 11426.34, "end": 11451.34, "text": " I'm stuck in a tree! I'm stuck in a tree! I'm stuck in a tree!"}, {"start": 11451.34, "end": 11453.34, "text": " Buster is uh, okay, uh"}, {"start": 11463.02, "end": 11465.34, "text": " I can't even res because I'm oh my"}, {"start": 11469.98, "end": 11471.98, "text": " W word zone bro"}, {"start": 11472.14, "end": 11476.380000000001, "text": " Spin jinxie case. So the thing is I don't watch case. So though"}, {"start": 11476.380000000001, "end": 11481.18, "text": " like I don't even watch case so child the thing is like"}, {"start": 11488.78, "end": 11498.560000000001, "text": " Speed Jinxie case so xqc run I would also put in a Ross but in Ross like never streams anymore"}, {"start": 11500.54, "end": 11502.54, "text": " Like ever"}, {"start": 11506.380000000001, "end": 11516.580000000002, "text": " I feel like only pixel just never streams, but if only pixel did stream he'd be like literally"}, {"start": 11516.580000000002, "end": 11524.660000000002, "text": " top five easily top five as you see is like one of the best streamers in my opinion honestly"}, {"start": 11524.660000000002, "end": 11527.94, "text": " if I could put as you see bought in front of all these guys I would just because of"}, {"start": 11527.94, "end": 11532.1, "text": " how consistent he is this guy she's been shooting for like 10 years every day for"}, {"start": 11532.1, "end": 11534.980000000001, "text": " like 12 hours a day every day no matter what like every time he starts a stream it's"}, {"start": 11534.98, "end": 11538.76, "text": " 12-hour stream somehow I don't know how he does it wrong also a very consistent"}, {"start": 11538.76, "end": 11541.98, "text": " shimmer jade's a very consistent shimmer"}, {"start": 11542.74, "end": 11547.14, "text": " case so needs to be like I don't know case those good statistically I don't"}, {"start": 11547.14, "end": 11549.34, "text": " know"}, {"start": 11564.98, "end": 11583.16, "text": " The thing is, I never watched Joe, but I know Joe is genuinely, you know what, Joe is actually"}, {"start": 11583.16, "end": 11585.16, "text": " a good pick."}, {"start": 11585.16, "end": 11587.119999999999, "text": " Joe is a good pick."}, {"start": 11587.119999999999, "end": 11588.92, "text": " Joe is a good pick."}, {"start": 11588.92, "end": 11592.279999999999, "text": " Joe is actually like, Joe is actually a good pick."}, {"start": 11592.279999999999, "end": 11593.76, "text": " Joe is actually good."}, {"start": 11593.76, "end": 11594.76, "text": " Joe is actually good."}, {"start": 11594.76, "end": 11596.960000000001, "text": " Joe's actually a very solid pick."}, {"start": 11596.960000000001, "end": 11598.04, "text": " Number nine."}, {"start": 11606.32, "end": 11608.0, "text": " Kai Aiden."}, {"start": 11620.24, "end": 11621.08, "text": " Neon."}, {"start": 11621.08, "end": 11629.0, "text": " I said neon neon like are you lost your mind bro?"}, {"start": 11629.0, "end": 11646.36, "text": " I said 10s 9 oh I think for top 9 it's gotta be oh my god summit right chat right"}, {"start": 11646.36, "end": 11654.880000000001, "text": " summit goes live every day for 15 hours a day with 12 hours a day 12 hours a day"}, {"start": 11654.880000000001, "end": 11661.2, "text": " every day 15,000 viewers every day no matter what game he's playing"}, {"start": 11676.36, "end": 11682.480000000001, "text": " And that's it at this"}, {"start": 11686.24, "end": 11690.060000000001, "text": " Unless it's hot I mean bro like this I mean"}, {"start": 11692.2, "end": 11695.300000000001, "text": " Soda pop in no ice Poseidon"}, {"start": 11697.68, "end": 11701.36, "text": " Asmengold like I don't know bro. I've never watched asmengold bro"}, {"start": 11701.36, "end": 11705.0, "text": " I've never watched as in in gold man to be honest, bro"}, {"start": 11705.0, "end": 11709.08, "text": " I guess there's like agent and then there's like phantom and then there's like"}, {"start": 11710.16, "end": 11712.28, "text": " There's I don't know. I'm not gonna make these lists"}, {"start": 11712.28, "end": 11718.08, "text": " But this but if I were to make my if I were to make my top 10 if I were to make my top 10"}, {"start": 11718.44, "end": 11720.44, "text": " If I were to make my top 10"}, {"start": 11721.04, "end": 11725.960000000001, "text": " It would be this but like a didn't Ross should be way higher because of the impact he had on streaming"}, {"start": 11726.720000000001, "end": 11734.28, "text": " But in my in my experience who I think is the funniest it would go by this list it would go from this list"}, {"start": 11737.160000000002, "end": 11739.160000000002, "text": " It would go from this list"}, {"start": 11739.400000000001, "end": 11744.080000000002, "text": " Honestly, actually you could put only put some number five, but the thing is bro only put some never streams anymore. That's why"}, {"start": 11745.320000000002, "end": 11747.320000000002, "text": " Or the person legitimately never streams anymore"}, {"start": 11747.320000000002, "end": 11750.480000000001, "text": " That's why I want to see what they have on their top 20 and actually in true"}, {"start": 11750.480000000001, "end": 11754.480000000001, "text": " Don't get it like they have the money they have the editors like just make a video like"}, {"start": 11754.48, "end": 11757.039999999999, "text": " Like you don't even have to do the work."}, {"start": 11757.039999999999, "end": 11758.92, "text": " Like it just doesn't make any sense to me."}, {"start": 11758.92, "end": 11763.119999999999, "text": " Yeah, I think you care way more about YouTube than Twitch,"}, {"start": 11763.119999999999, "end": 11765.88, "text": " which obviously I think you should."}, {"start": 11765.88, "end": 11767.4, "text": " Like, I mean, YouTube is just,"}, {"start": 11767.4, "end": 11769.56, "text": " bro, YouTube is just a better platform"}, {"start": 11769.56, "end": 11771.6, "text": " to actually create content on"}, {"start": 11771.6, "end": 11773.96, "text": " because, Jack, think about it like this."}, {"start": 11773.96, "end": 11776.84, "text": " Top 25, Valkyrie."}, {"start": 11778.96, "end": 11781.4, "text": " Top 24, Jinxie."}, {"start": 11781.4, "end": 11794.8, "text": " Are you fucking serious?"}, {"start": 11794.8, "end": 11802.039999999999, "text": " How the fuck is Jinxie at top 24, Jack?"}, {"start": 11802.039999999999, "end": 11807.0, "text": " Tellil Hassan Abi"}, {"start": 11807.0, "end": 11809.9, "text": " Yana. Yana is a higher t-"}, {"start": 11812.42, "end": 11813.42, "text": " DDG."}, {"start": 11815.34, "end": 11816.34, "text": " XQC."}, {"start": 11821.88, "end": 11825.26, "text": " XQC is at top 19. Are you fucking with t-"}, {"start": 11837.0, "end": 11856.4, "text": " DJ academics, agents, adapt, your age, case-o, top 13 by the way, Jason Naline, Nip, Leon,"}, {"start": 11856.4, "end": 11857.56, "text": " Leon!"}, {"start": 11867.0, "end": 11893.04, "text": " Oh my oh my god, Rekai, top 10, Sabo-Lahi, Sabo-Lahi, Sabo-Lahi, actually, no no actually"}, {"start": 11893.04, "end": 11894.44, "text": " is a clinker list."}, {"start": 11895.92, "end": 11897.400000000001, "text": " Aiden Ross."}, {"start": 11897.400000000001, "end": 11898.240000000002, "text": " Ray."}, {"start": 11900.400000000001, "end": 11901.92, "text": " Extra Emily."}, {"start": 11903.560000000001, "end": 11905.12, "text": " Phantom."}, {"start": 11905.12, "end": 11907.560000000001, "text": " Blackboy Max."}, {"start": 11913.880000000001, "end": 11915.0, "text": " Sina."}, {"start": 11915.0, "end": 11916.480000000001, "text": " Ron."}, {"start": 11916.480000000001, "end": 11918.44, "text": " Kai Speed."}, {"start": 11923.04, "end": 11935.12, "text": " Oh my god, this is just insane"}, {"start": 11938.480000000001, "end": 11941.6, "text": " This is just insane, bro, this is just insane"}, {"start": 11942.92, "end": 11946.12, "text": " WSG bomber. Why are you so devastated?"}, {"start": 11946.12, "end": 11951.58, "text": " This is just an insane list legitimately insane list, bro"}, {"start": 11951.58, "end": 11958.740000000002, "text": " I think YouTube in the next 5-10 years is probably going to be the biggest streaming platform outside of Netflix HBO Hulu and all of them combined by far"}, {"start": 11958.740000000002, "end": 11961.86, "text": " It might already be that but like YouTube is"}, {"start": 11963.26, "end": 11967.480000000001, "text": " Way, it's just better like if you're somebody that even from a money perspective"}, {"start": 11967.660000000002, "end": 11971.58, "text": " All right, like yes, you can you can watch cool shows on fucking Netflix and shit"}, {"start": 11971.58, "end": 11975.74, "text": " But it's like bro YouTube there is and like you just do scroll YouTube for days"}, {"start": 11975.74, "end": 11978.9, "text": " And just find people that you fuck with and just watch their stuff"}, {"start": 11978.9, "end": 11981.06, "text": " I also think their recommendation system is better"}, {"start": 11981.06, "end": 11986.38, "text": " But one thing I don't like about twitch and I feel bad for smaller streamers is it's fucking impossible"}, {"start": 11986.38, "end": 11989.86, "text": " I mean you knew this because you were streaming for fucking three years before you got an audience"}, {"start": 11989.86, "end": 11995.06, "text": " It's impossible to fucking grow yeah, you're wrong. I think they're not YouTube on twitch raw"}, {"start": 11995.06, "end": 11999.42, "text": " I agree if you're not getting clipped the odds that you would I wish you should on YouTube as well"}, {"start": 11999.42, "end": 12004.18, "text": " Check the thing is bro, I was I did and I got a copyright strike, bro"}, {"start": 12004.18, "end": 12007.94, "text": " I got a copyright strike on my YouTube. I got a copyright"}, {"start": 12011.82, "end": 12015.54, "text": " This is a W shirt bro. This is actually a good shirt shout out Jackie"}, {"start": 12015.54, "end": 12019.18, "text": " That ass. Jackie if you're in the chat right now drop five gifts. I know it's you"}, {"start": 12022.26, "end": 12024.26, "text": " 100,000% polyester"}, {"start": 12025.54, "end": 12027.54, "text": " This one is for stable fat gold"}, {"start": 12029.42, "end": 12039.5, "text": " Let's see here, nothing in my life that's going to be the same."}, {"start": 12039.5, "end": 12040.5, "text": " Banger."}, {"start": 12040.5, "end": 12041.5, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 12041.5, "end": 12042.5, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 12042.5, "end": 12055.5, "text": " $2,200,000, $2,200,000, Skolutis, the hottest balls you'll ever put in your mouth."}, {"start": 12055.5, "end": 12059.06, "text": " I mean."}, {"start": 12059.06, "end": 12062.96, "text": " 2 million, so much $1,000, like right away this guy goes into dollars."}, {"start": 12062.96, "end": 12065.96, "text": " Right away dollars, instantly dollars."}, {"start": 12070.699999999999, "end": 12072.84, "text": " It can't be that hot, can they?"}, {"start": 12072.84, "end": 12074.439999999999, "text": " And Lacey would love this, though."}, {"start": 12078.539999999999, "end": 12079.039999999999, "text": " Dustin?"}, {"start": 12085.34, "end": 12088.939999999999, "text": " Yo, brah, I know you're cooling down now."}, {"start": 12088.94, "end": 12090.94, "text": " You want some cheese puffs or not?"}, {"start": 12090.94, "end": 12092.94, "text": " I'm not eating any more hot shit."}, {"start": 12092.94, "end": 12094.94, "text": " It's not hot. It's just cheese puffs."}, {"start": 12094.94, "end": 12096.94, "text": " Anything you bring in here is not going down my throat."}, {"start": 12096.94, "end": 12099.94, "text": " Right. Is the Lacy's going to see cheese puffs when you eat them or not?"}, {"start": 12099.94, "end": 12101.94, "text": " No, they don't. I'm not eating."}, {"start": 12101.94, "end": 12103.94, "text": " What are those?"}, {"start": 12103.94, "end": 12107.94, "text": " You know what? If you eat a cheese puff in front of my face, I'll eat a cheese puff."}, {"start": 12109.94, "end": 12111.94, "text": " Joey, what a cheese puff."}, {"start": 12113.94, "end": 12115.94, "text": " Alright, bro. I'll stop bothering you, bro."}, {"start": 12115.94, "end": 12117.94, "text": " No, you're not bothering me at all."}, {"start": 12117.94, "end": 12119.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12120.7, "end": 12124.720000000001, "text": " Love doing the viewer segment. So I love being a viewer for the day bro"}, {"start": 12124.720000000001, "end": 12127.86, "text": " Like check I just get switch viewer for the day to the twitch streamer today. Oh"}, {"start": 12128.82, "end": 12132.74, "text": " I remember what I was gonna say. Oh go now go now. I don't want you to get okay"}, {"start": 12133.78, "end": 12136.62, "text": " For the lead brain leads again. We just smoked. I"}, {"start": 12137.26, "end": 12139.26, "text": " No, no, no, no, I'm not"}, {"start": 12140.62, "end": 12144.460000000001, "text": " I was gonna say if the people that stream like"}, {"start": 12144.460000000001, "end": 12149.78, "text": " Like low competitive gameplay, they're not personality streamers."}, {"start": 12149.78, "end": 12153.160000000002, "text": " They don't want to blow up being entertaining."}, {"start": 12153.160000000002, "end": 12158.36, "text": " They want to blow up playing like Valorant, but they're hard stuck gold too."}, {"start": 12158.36, "end": 12161.160000000002, "text": " No one is watching that shit."}, {"start": 12161.160000000002, "end": 12163.160000000002, "text": " Like that is true."}, {"start": 12163.160000000002, "end": 12164.160000000002, "text": " That's the problem."}, {"start": 12164.160000000002, "end": 12167.36, "text": " And I like I don't want to be that is true because I'm also shit at video games."}, {"start": 12167.36, "end": 12168.36, "text": " That is true."}, {"start": 12168.36, "end": 12172.36, "text": " I'm not sitting here going, oh, people are watching for my fucking flat rocket."}, {"start": 12172.36, "end": 12173.36, "text": " True."}, {"start": 12173.36, "end": 12174.36, "text": " True."}, {"start": 12174.36, "end": 12182.68, "text": " true true true true true true true true true walahi true bro true true walahi true"}, {"start": 12183.480000000001, "end": 12186.68, "text": " sex we play legal legends or should we play apex legends what do y'all want bro"}, {"start": 12188.68, "end": 12191.560000000001, "text": " that note you're just gonna drop now you don't have a you don't have nothing to hit"}, {"start": 12192.68, "end": 12196.2, "text": " you got the right idea but you know settle down a bit because you need to have your"}, {"start": 12196.2, "end": 12197.560000000001, "text": " i have your axel, i have your axel"}, {"start": 12197.560000000001, "end": 12200.2, "text": " the axe ran out, always pay attention to the refresh time"}, {"start": 12200.2, "end": 12201.560000000001, "text": " to the refresh time, okay?"}, {"start": 12201.560000000001, "end": 12202.68, "text": " right now you can't fight"}, {"start": 12202.68, "end": 12205.960000000001, "text": " you dropped it again, now you can't fight right now, you're weak"}, {"start": 12205.960000000001, "end": 12208.6, "text": " don't fight, wait for double axes again, last if you could"}, {"start": 12209.960000000001, "end": 12212.04, "text": " apex, apex"}, {"start": 12212.04, "end": 12213.800000000001, "text": " she's walking up for an auto"}, {"start": 12213.800000000001, "end": 12218.2, "text": " in fact do we really want to play apex, like bro i don't have a stack for apex though bro"}, {"start": 12218.2, "end": 12220.2, "text": " i don't have a stack for apex"}, {"start": 12226.2, "end": 12229.640000000001, "text": " I'll miss that so you don't get any more."}, {"start": 12229.640000000001, "end": 12233.68, "text": " Oh yeah, I'll miss that."}, {"start": 12233.68, "end": 12239.92, "text": " Does this only play pubs?"}, {"start": 12239.92, "end": 12242.960000000001, "text": " Chat, why does fade only play pubs?"}, {"start": 12242.960000000001, "end": 12243.960000000001, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 12243.960000000001, "end": 12248.960000000001, "text": " Wait, I'll try and miss."}, {"start": 12248.960000000001, "end": 12274.04, "text": " I'm not going to do horror games today chat Jesus this guy looks like he's on Adderall"}, {"start": 12274.04, "end": 12278.04, "text": " Why does he play like he's on Adderall, bro?"}, {"start": 12286.04, "end": 12288.04, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 12290.04, "end": 12292.04, "text": " Wait, say something in our school again?"}, {"start": 12292.04, "end": 12321.6, "text": " Dude, this guy is like low-key the most insane mechanics I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 12321.6, "end": 12326.6, "text": " Ask him if he wants to, I already asked him, but he always just says he only likes to do pubs only."}, {"start": 12326.6, "end": 12330.6, "text": " Like this guy that just loves farming pub players only, I don't know why."}, {"start": 12330.6, "end": 12335.6, "text": " Alright, that's good. Alright, now it crashes. Reset. Reset. No, no, no, reset."}, {"start": 12335.6, "end": 12339.6, "text": " So the wave crashed, right? So now you have a little bit of time to try to reset."}, {"start": 12339.6, "end": 12341.6, "text": " Okay? It's okay to reset."}, {"start": 12341.6, "end": 12342.6, "text": " It's okay to reset."}, {"start": 12342.6, "end": 12344.6, "text": " Yes, so they can't stop it at spots."}, {"start": 12346.6, "end": 12349.6, "text": " It was a little bit slow, so you're going to make it time a little bit late."}, {"start": 12349.6, "end": 12356.6, "text": " How the fuck is ChimChim Emerald?"}, {"start": 12356.6, "end": 12363.6, "text": " How the fuck is ChimChim Emerald, though?"}, {"start": 12363.6, "end": 12367.6, "text": " Joe is glazing you? What do you mean?"}, {"start": 12367.6, "end": 12369.6, "text": " Yeah, we did get sidetracked."}, {"start": 12369.6, "end": 12371.6, "text": " But it was good. It was good."}, {"start": 12371.6, "end": 12374.6, "text": " Oh, you're not pro, but you're not like a pro."}, {"start": 12374.6, "end": 12376.6, "text": " You're acting so cheap."}, {"start": 12376.6, "end": 12378.6, "text": " Valorant, you up to..."}, {"start": 12378.6, "end": 12380.6, "text": " You have to be"}, {"start": 12380.6, "end": 12384.2, "text": " That's like, I mean you it's just muscle memory, but you can kind of be mindless"}, {"start": 12384.92, "end": 12387.800000000001, "text": " It's active to learn it and then mindless to play outside of it"}, {"start": 12387.800000000001, "end": 12392.68, "text": " That's what I do with like Marvel rivals. I'll play that shit off-screen and it's just like what I mean Joe"}, {"start": 12392.68, "end": 12397.08, "text": " They tricks on it. What do you mean mindlessly play that game? Like once you know what you're doing"}, {"start": 12398.2, "end": 12400.2, "text": " Someone give me a clip"}, {"start": 12401.800000000001, "end": 12404.720000000001, "text": " Like you don't have to be insanely good, okay"}, {"start": 12404.720000000001, "end": 12409.52, "text": " You have to be really good at the game or really fucking like I think I saw Tim the tap man"}, {"start": 12409.52, "end": 12412.000000000002, "text": " Say that you have to be really good at the game or really funny"}, {"start": 12412.000000000002, "end": 12419.160000000002, "text": " You know, but really good meaning almost pro not ascendant in Valorant"}, {"start": 12419.160000000002, "end": 12425.68, "text": " You have to be like mood a good or better like yes out of video games like"}, {"start": 12426.320000000002, "end": 12429.740000000002, "text": " That's the only the only way like you have to be I"}, {"start": 12429.74, "end": 12435.26, "text": " I mean like you're good at rainbow, but like you're popular because you're fucking funny, right?"}, {"start": 12436.34, "end": 12439.539999999999, "text": " Yeah, I'm not like you're texting such eating. Okay, mood and not"}, {"start": 12444.26, "end": 12450.86, "text": " But like I like no, you're good enough to make funny clips and also have entertaining gameplay, which is like a good combination"}, {"start": 12452.02, "end": 12454.52, "text": " Yeah, no, yeah, yeah for sure for sure"}, {"start": 12456.42, "end": 12458.42, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 12458.42, "end": 12461.42, "text": " We got sidetracked. I'm still getting rough"}, {"start": 12466.58, "end": 12470.8, "text": " Because he got me into modern streaming I used to watch his Pogo stuck"}, {"start": 12471.98, "end": 12478.82, "text": " Yo, Mura, it's your branding. No, it's not bro. I'm not a cheater, bro. I'm not a cheater, bro chill"}, {"start": 12478.82, "end": 12492.36, "text": " So what's up our six comeback when I get predator and apex but bro like"}, {"start": 12493.36, "end": 12496.16, "text": " We need like a new stack man. I'm gonna be honest chat"}, {"start": 12497.279999999999, "end": 12503.119999999999, "text": " Zane is like never getting on anymore, bro. He's so busy with scrims. I need an apex stack to play with bro"}, {"start": 12503.92, "end": 12505.92, "text": " Who's on apex? Let's see"}, {"start": 12505.92, "end": 12511.76, "text": " So Imperial Hall is never going to play with me, Faze is never going to play with me,"}, {"start": 12511.76, "end": 12512.76, "text": " Bubblegum."}, {"start": 12512.76, "end": 12516.26, "text": " Chat is Bubblegum good."}, {"start": 12516.26, "end": 12517.76, "text": " Chat is Bubblegum good."}, {"start": 12517.76, "end": 12519.76, "text": " You see told us it's your birthday today"}, {"start": 12521.24, "end": 12524.28, "text": " Or was that the money I forgot say nothing"}, {"start": 12537.84, "end": 12542.98, "text": " Listen to bubble gum I haven't heard him say a nice thing to his teammate all day"}, {"start": 12542.98, "end": 12544.98, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 12544.98, "end": 12546.98, "text": " can you help me go to friend?"}, {"start": 12546.98, "end": 12548.98, "text": " sorry for playing with you, I'm gonna drop the number 2 man"}, {"start": 12548.98, "end": 12550.98, "text": " number 1 ego bro"}, {"start": 12550.98, "end": 12552.98, "text": " do you have"}, {"start": 12552.98, "end": 12554.98, "text": " do you have a second account?"}, {"start": 12554.98, "end": 12556.98, "text": " I'm diamond"}, {"start": 12556.98, "end": 12558.98, "text": " 3"}, {"start": 12558.98, "end": 12560.98, "text": " right now"}, {"start": 12560.98, "end": 12562.98, "text": " do you have a second account?"}, {"start": 12562.98, "end": 12564.98, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 12568.98, "end": 12570.98, "text": " bubble gum"}, {"start": 12572.98, "end": 12598.34, "text": " I don't know what to do on Apex bro, like I'm not solo queueing on Apex Legends, I'd rather"}, {"start": 12598.34, "end": 12601.34, "text": " I'd rather die than solo one Apex, bro."}, {"start": 12609.34, "end": 12618.34, "text": " I mean, I'm lowkey down to play, I'm lowkey down to play League, but I don't want to play League yet."}, {"start": 12618.34, "end": 12620.34, "text": " I want to like lowkey play Apex."}, {"start": 12628.34, "end": 12634.58, "text": " I'm just going to stream something and put it on YouTube, I'm going to stream something"}, {"start": 12634.58, "end": 12641.3, "text": " and put it on YouTube, like, which is also just sick, so."}, {"start": 12641.3, "end": 12645.94, "text": " Play some Rocky League."}, {"start": 12645.94, "end": 12651.66, "text": " Hands sticking out of trailer leads to sick discovery."}, {"start": 12658.34, "end": 12672.42, "text": " 15 year old kid who stole $60,000, child watch a YouTube video, but I want to watch a YouTube"}, {"start": 12672.42, "end": 12674.54, "text": " video, okay I want to watch a YouTube video, he's my Chick-fil-A, he's my Chick-fil-A's"}, {"start": 12674.54, "end": 12678.1, "text": " outside my house so I'm done, I'm done watching video and then start like the Eegers, I'm"}, {"start": 12678.1, "end": 12683.86, "text": " sure, or the Apex Legends, we'll see whatever we want to play after, but why are they"}, {"start": 12683.86, "end": 12689.86, "text": " list why are they giving me get two days shipping for Viagra y'all I'm 22 years"}, {"start": 12689.86, "end": 12693.66, "text": " old bro I don't need Viagra bro"}, {"start": 12697.82, "end": 12701.34, "text": " should we watch this"}, {"start": 12701.34, "end": 12714.42, "text": " I don't want to go to this video."}, {"start": 12714.42, "end": 12720.380000000001, "text": " The hunt for now."}, {"start": 12720.380000000001, "end": 12726.98, "text": " Man does the unthinkable after talking to chat GBT."}, {"start": 12726.98, "end": 12730.58, "text": " Let's see what kids are doing to chat GBT these days bro."}, {"start": 12730.58, "end": 12732.78, "text": " See what kids are doing with chat, Jimmy TV days."}, {"start": 12732.78, "end": 12734.22, "text": " Chat give me one sec, I'm gonna get my food,"}, {"start": 12734.22, "end": 12736.22, "text": " go quick, let's watch TV video."}, {"start": 12751.66, "end": 12753.0, "text": " All right, let's go."}, {"start": 12753.0, "end": 12759.0, "text": " You got your f***ing blood f***ing right to your f***ing..."}, {"start": 12759.0, "end": 12760.0, "text": " F***ing holy f***ing..."}, {"start": 12760.0, "end": 12762.0, "text": " AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"}, {"start": 12762.0, "end": 12765.0, "text": " And you'll make me..."}, {"start": 12765.0, "end": 12767.0, "text": " Okay, this guy's already f***ing crazy."}, {"start": 12769.0, "end": 12771.0, "text": " You're gonna kill you all!"}, {"start": 12771.0, "end": 12774.0, "text": " Kill you all!"}, {"start": 12774.0, "end": 12779.0, "text": " And I want your imagination!"}, {"start": 12779.0, "end": 12784.6, "text": " When police respond to reports of serious threats to a local business, they come face-to-face"}, {"start": 12784.6, "end": 12790.76, "text": " with a suspect whose behavior that may have been shaped in part by chat GPT makes it nearly"}, {"start": 12790.76, "end": 12795.72, "text": " impossible to tell what he believes is real and what's a complete delusion."}, {"start": 12795.72, "end": 12798.2, "text": " Yeah, I am the f***ing love."}, {"start": 12798.2, "end": 12802.04, "text": " The following is based on official police records released to date."}, {"start": 12802.04, "end": 12807.48, "text": " On the evening of March 7th, 2025, her father and his son walk into a police station in West"}, {"start": 12807.48, "end": 12812.48, "text": " Lake Ohio to discuss a car the son had previously reported stolen."}, {"start": 12812.48, "end": 12817.92, "text": " Unaware that one of them is about to be arrested for something else entirely."}, {"start": 12817.92, "end": 12820.8, "text": " The man in handcuffs is 20-year-old Sheehan Park."}, {"start": 12820.8, "end": 12822.8, "text": " 20 years old, what are you doing, bro?"}, {"start": 12822.8, "end": 12826.92, "text": " How much enemies have you watched in your life to turn up to be like this?"}, {"start": 12826.92, "end": 12833.0, "text": " Like genuinely, how much anime have you watched?"}, {"start": 12833.0, "end": 12836.52, "text": " Discussion about the car was all a ruse created by police to have him come to"}, {"start": 12836.52, "end": 12852.68, "text": " the station voluntarily."}, {"start": 12852.68, "end": 12857.16, "text": " The urgency to bring Sheehan to the station stemmed from a call earlier that night, when"}, {"start": 12857.16, "end": 12861.640000000001, "text": " police were summoned to the Marks grocery store where he works."}, {"start": 12861.640000000001, "end": 12866.0, "text": " According to reports a co-worker from the store showed police text messages from Sheehan"}, {"start": 12866.0, "end": 12872.4, "text": " in which he threatened to kill everyone at the store the next day, while also calling himself Lord Shiva."}, {"start": 12872.4, "end": 12877.36, "text": " Yo, what is wrong with this guy? Is this guy good?"}, {"start": 12877.36, "end": 12880.56, "text": " This guy's tweaking. What do you mean? You're gonna kill everyone at the store?"}, {"start": 12880.56, "end": 12881.76, "text": " Why is he talking like this?"}, {"start": 12881.76, "end": 12882.32, "text": " Why are you here?"}, {"start": 12883.12, "end": 12885.36, "text": " What the fuck even is Lord Shiva?"}, {"start": 12885.36, "end": 12887.6, "text": " He's gonna kill you all in 12 PM?"}, {"start": 12889.12, "end": 12889.68, "text": " What's the time?"}, {"start": 12889.68, "end": 12890.48, "text": " What's the time?"}, {"start": 12890.48, "end": 12891.52, "text": " Hey, 11 o'clock."}, {"start": 12893.2, "end": 12893.68, "text": " Hey, dumb."}, {"start": 12893.68, "end": 12900.78, "text": " Why is he talking like this oh god this video is so cringy and stupid fuck whatever"}, {"start": 12900.78, "end": 12906.2, "text": " let's watch it though, well I refuse to believe human beings are like this bro"}, {"start": 12906.2, "end": 12912.04, "text": " but then you have to believe there's 8 billion humans there has to be one of"}, {"start": 12912.04, "end": 12915.52, "text": " them that turns out like this which is just disgusting but anyway"}, {"start": 12915.52, "end": 12917.52, "text": " Is he going to kill you all in 12?"}, {"start": 12917.52, "end": 12918.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12918.52, "end": 12919.52, "text": " Oh, I don't know."}, {"start": 12919.52, "end": 12920.52, "text": " What's the time?"}, {"start": 12920.52, "end": 12921.52, "text": " What's the time?"}, {"start": 12921.52, "end": 12922.52, "text": " Hey, 11 o'clock."}, {"start": 12922.52, "end": 12923.52, "text": " It's not 11 o'clock."}, {"start": 12923.52, "end": 12924.52, "text": " Hey, don't f***."}, {"start": 12924.52, "end": 12925.52, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 12925.52, "end": 12926.52, "text": " Oh, it's f*** 10.15."}, {"start": 12926.52, "end": 12927.52, "text": " You f*** up."}, {"start": 12927.52, "end": 12928.52, "text": " I didn't not ask you."}, {"start": 12928.52, "end": 12930.52, "text": " I don't give a f*** who you are."}, {"start": 12930.52, "end": 12931.52, "text": " Hey, you're under arrest."}, {"start": 12931.52, "end": 12933.52, "text": " You have the right to remain silent."}, {"start": 12933.52, "end": 12935.52, "text": " Anyone who's shaking will be used to get f***ed for a while."}, {"start": 12935.52, "end": 12937.52, "text": " F***ing rights are under f***ing you."}, {"start": 12937.52, "end": 12939.52, "text": " F***, now you're under arrest."}, {"start": 12939.52, "end": 12941.52, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 12941.52, "end": 12944.52, "text": " I am the lie, you dumb f***."}, {"start": 12944.52, "end": 12948.12, "text": " Yeah, I see you. Yeah, I am the f*****g lawd."}, {"start": 12949.720000000001, "end": 12950.220000000001, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 12954.92, "end": 12956.32, "text": " Yo, is this guy good?"}, {"start": 12958.32, "end": 12960.92, "text": " Jesus. Oh, Jesus can't save you, buddy."}, {"start": 12961.42, "end": 12965.92, "text": " As Sheehan continues acting in a completely unpredictable manner with the officers,"}, {"start": 12965.92, "end": 12968.42, "text": " his father calls his other son from Malawi,"}, {"start": 12968.62, "end": 12970.92, "text": " hoping he can help communicate with officers."}, {"start": 12970.92, "end": 12975.92, "text": " I wouldn't know if I'm not too far, but I was just wondering what happened."}, {"start": 12975.92, "end": 12980.92, "text": " Ah, yeah, so he was arrested by us for making threats."}, {"start": 12980.92, "end": 12986.92, "text": " Has he ever been diagnosed with anything, or has he seen like a specialist, or no?"}, {"start": 12986.92, "end": 12991.92, "text": " Uh, I don't, I mean, I think the only thing he's been diagnosed with is like ADHD, to be honest."}, {"start": 12991.92, "end": 12993.92, "text": " Oh, f***!"}, {"start": 12996.92, "end": 12998.92, "text": " Oh, wonderful."}, {"start": 12998.92, "end": 13014.12, "text": " But his brother no longer seems to be the one he's listening to."}, {"start": 13014.12, "end": 13018.6, "text": " According to police reports, detectives later uncovered conversations between Xi'an and"}, {"start": 13018.6, "end": 13025.4, "text": " chat GPT discussing his plans at Mark's, where he refers to March 8 as Judgment Day."}, {"start": 13025.4, "end": 13032.32, "text": " Investigators noted that during the course of the conversations replies from the AI chatbot seem to empower and validate"}, {"start": 13033.119999999999, "end": 13035.119999999999, "text": " opinions"}, {"start": 13038.88, "end": 13045.68, "text": " Bro, is this guy okay? Is this guy okay? What the fuck is wrong with this guy bro?"}, {"start": 13046.8, "end": 13048.92, "text": " No, what the fuck is wrong with that?"}, {"start": 13048.92, "end": 13050.92, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13054.08, "end": 13059.6, "text": " You're planning to kill me reply to drop me. Oh, that's so nice of you"}, {"start": 13064.44, "end": 13066.64, "text": " What is wrong with this guy, bro?"}, {"start": 13068.28, "end": 13071.2, "text": " Is this guy is this guy? Okay?"}, {"start": 13078.92, "end": 13083.92, "text": " less than an hour and you're supposed to save a little less because that's the last time"}, {"start": 13083.92, "end": 13084.92, "text": " you're ever gonna breathe."}, {"start": 13084.92, "end": 13086.92, "text": " No, I think that was."}, {"start": 13086.92, "end": 13089.92, "text": " No, I'm still breathing all s***."}, {"start": 13089.92, "end": 13090.92, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 13090.92, "end": 13091.92, "text": " I thank you so much."}, {"start": 13091.92, "end": 13095.92, "text": " If you shake my hand, I will breathe it from your begging, but I know you won't shake"}, {"start": 13095.92, "end": 13098.92, "text": " my hand because you will never shake someone's hand."}, {"start": 13098.92, "end": 13102.92, "text": " No, what is wrong with this guy?"}, {"start": 13102.92, "end": 13105.92, "text": " Like, how are these guys not laughing?"}, {"start": 13105.92, "end": 13109.92, "text": " But I've been laughing and making fun of this guy, I've lost the police officer."}, {"start": 13109.92, "end": 13110.92, "text": " I shake plenty of people's hands."}, {"start": 13110.92, "end": 13111.92, "text": " Can you shake my hand?"}, {"start": 13111.92, "end": 13112.92, "text": " I just ain't shaking yours."}, {"start": 13112.92, "end": 13113.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13113.92, "end": 13115.92, "text": " Your life depends on it."}, {"start": 13115.92, "end": 13118.92, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 13118.92, "end": 13120.92, "text": " Bro, what do you mean your life?"}, {"start": 13120.92, "end": 13123.92, "text": " Your life depends on it."}, {"start": 13123.92, "end": 13125.92, "text": " Yo, is this guy okay?"}, {"start": 13125.92, "end": 13129.92, "text": " I guarantee you have no bearing on my life."}, {"start": 13129.92, "end": 13130.92, "text": " One."}, {"start": 13130.92, "end": 13131.92, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13131.92, "end": 13132.92, "text": " And I love you."}, {"start": 13132.92, "end": 13133.92, "text": " I love you very much."}, {"start": 13133.92, "end": 13134.92, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 13134.92, "end": 13138.62, "text": " I'm a local, I'm from England"}, {"start": 13139.02, "end": 13143.42, "text": " And you're making me an out second chance"}, {"start": 13143.42, "end": 13144.42, "text": " Do you know what's in it for us?"}, {"start": 13144.42, "end": 13145.42, "text": " Shut the f*** up!"}, {"start": 13145.42, "end": 13146.42, "text": " Shut the f*** up!"}, {"start": 13146.42, "end": 13147.92, "text": " Fuck off by the hell is that, speaking to you!"}, {"start": 13149.42, "end": 13152.92, "text": " And you're making me an outlaw"}, {"start": 13152.92, "end": 13155.92, "text": " Of your imagination"}, {"start": 13159.92, "end": 13160.92, "text": " Is this guy okay?"}, {"start": 13160.92, "end": 13165.92, "text": " Is this guy okay?"}, {"start": 13165.92, "end": 13166.92, "text": " Is this guy okay?"}, {"start": 13166.92, "end": 13167.92, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 13167.92, "end": 13171.92, "text": " Forgive me this."}, {"start": 13171.92, "end": 13172.92, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 13172.92, "end": 13173.92, "text": " Forgive me this."}, {"start": 13173.92, "end": 13174.92, "text": " What do we have to do?"}, {"start": 13174.92, "end": 13175.92, "text": " What do we have to do?"}, {"start": 13175.92, "end": 13176.92, "text": " What do you have to do?"}, {"start": 13176.92, "end": 13178.92, "text": " Or what does he have to do?"}, {"start": 13178.92, "end": 13179.92, "text": " Pull."}, {"start": 13179.92, "end": 13185.92, "text": " Well, I told you he had to knock this off for me to hit it."}, {"start": 13185.92, "end": 13190.32, "text": " According to police records and the days leading up to the incident, officers were"}, {"start": 13190.32, "end": 13195.74, "text": " called to the family's home multiple times for a series of troubling reports. Among them"}, {"start": 13195.74, "end": 13201.18, "text": " were messages she on sent to former classmates, including images of himself with pentagrams"}, {"start": 13201.18, "end": 13207.279999999999, "text": " and 666 drawn on his body, along with statements about taking one of their souls."}, {"start": 13207.28, "end": 13211.720000000001, "text": " So there was imagine in high school, and there's this Asian dude like"}, {"start": 13213.04, "end": 13215.84, "text": " Texting you I'm gonna kill everyone. I'm gonna kill you all"}, {"start": 13216.560000000001, "end": 13219.04, "text": " And then send you like six six six ran all over his body"}, {"start": 13219.560000000001, "end": 13225.400000000001, "text": " Bro, I'd call the police also a claim that he had purchased a gun at the time officers determined"}, {"start": 13225.400000000001, "end": 13230.560000000001, "text": " He didn't pose an immediate threat and warned him to cease contact with the involved parties"}, {"start": 13237.28, "end": 13238.28, "text": " Cheap blood?"}, {"start": 13238.28, "end": 13240.28, "text": " I'm asking you, did he buy a gun?"}, {"start": 13240.28, "end": 13241.28, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13241.28, "end": 13242.28, "text": " Are you sure?"}, {"start": 13242.28, "end": 13243.28, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 13243.28, "end": 13247.28, "text": " He had something going for him, like, you know, he was like doing golf and crossing all that,"}, {"start": 13247.28, "end": 13248.28, "text": " but all that, all that."}, {"start": 13248.28, "end": 13250.28, "text": " No one would sell this retard a gun."}, {"start": 13250.28, "end": 13254.28, "text": " I think if I'm going to sell you a gun and you do what this guy, I'm just going to"}, {"start": 13254.28, "end": 13255.28, "text": " shoot you instead."}, {"start": 13255.28, "end": 13256.28, "text": " I'm going to be honest."}, {"start": 13256.28, "end": 13257.28, "text": " NGTA."}, {"start": 13257.28, "end": 13258.28, "text": " NGTA."}, {"start": 13258.28, "end": 13259.28, "text": " Well, that was really bad."}, {"start": 13259.28, "end": 13263.28, "text": " I mean, ever since then, he's just been having a really difficult time accepting"}, {"start": 13263.28, "end": 13265.28, "text": " that it's not really bad."}, {"start": 13265.28, "end": 13266.34, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 13266.34, "end": 13267.34, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 13267.34, "end": 13268.34, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 13268.34, "end": 13269.34, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 13269.34, "end": 13270.34, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 13270.34, "end": 13271.34, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 13271.34, "end": 13272.34, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 13272.34, "end": 13273.34, "text": " Don't."}, {"start": 13273.34, "end": 13274.34, "text": " Don't."}, {"start": 13274.34, "end": 13275.34, "text": " Don't."}, {"start": 13275.34, "end": 13276.34, "text": " Don't touch me."}, {"start": 13276.34, "end": 13277.34, "text": " Oh, no please."}, {"start": 13277.34, "end": 13278.34, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 13278.34, "end": 13279.34, "text": " Wait, I need your officer."}, {"start": 13279.34, "end": 13280.34, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13280.34, "end": 13281.34, "text": " I don't know your name."}, {"start": 13281.34, "end": 13282.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13282.34, "end": 13283.34, "text": " What's your name?"}, {"start": 13283.34, "end": 13284.34, "text": " Lieutenant Farce."}, {"start": 13284.34, "end": 13285.34, "text": " Oh, Lieutenant Farce."}, {"start": 13285.34, "end": 13286.34, "text": " Oh, Lieutenant."}, {"start": 13286.34, "end": 13287.34, "text": " Oh, Lieutenant."}, {"start": 13287.34, "end": 13288.34, "text": " Lieutenant."}, {"start": 13288.34, "end": 13290.34, "text": " What you mean? Oh"}, {"start": 13299.54, "end": 13301.54, "text": " They'd be a good dog and give me a drink"}, {"start": 13307.02, "end": 13309.02, "text": " No, I'll speak whenever I want"}, {"start": 13312.82, "end": 13315.78, "text": " Well, is there something wrong with this fucking guy"}, {"start": 13318.34, "end": 13327.8, "text": " What the fuck, chat what's up, does anyone know what condition this is?"}, {"start": 13327.8, "end": 13329.76, "text": " He's got a valiant accent."}, {"start": 13329.76, "end": 13335.2, "text": " Chat is there anything like, what is this called?"}, {"start": 13335.2, "end": 13339.08, "text": " Like if you were to bring this guy to a doctor, what would he like, what would he give him?"}, {"start": 13339.08, "end": 13342.04, "text": " What would he say?"}, {"start": 13342.04, "end": 13344.28, "text": " Too much anime syndrome."}, {"start": 13344.28, "end": 13345.28, "text": " Autism?"}, {"start": 13345.28, "end": 13348.04, "text": " No, no, no, this isn't autism, bro."}, {"start": 13348.04, "end": 13351.04, "text": " This is an autism. This is something else. Psychosis?"}, {"start": 13357.04, "end": 13361.04, "text": " What is this? Mame character syndrome? I don't get it. Well actually what is this?"}, {"start": 13361.04, "end": 13362.04, "text": " Anti-virus."}, {"start": 13363.04, "end": 13364.04, "text": " Look at me!"}, {"start": 13365.04, "end": 13366.04, "text": " Tell me."}, {"start": 13366.04, "end": 13368.04, "text": " Do you think you intimidate me dude?"}, {"start": 13368.04, "end": 13369.04, "text": " No I don't."}, {"start": 13369.04, "end": 13371.04, "text": " Good, because you don't."}, {"start": 13371.04, "end": 13373.04, "text": " No you dare look at me."}, {"start": 13373.04, "end": 13375.04, "text": " That's funny right?"}, {"start": 13375.04, "end": 13377.04, "text": " You will be forgiven for life."}, {"start": 13377.04, "end": 13379.04, "text": " And you're gonna see what I can do."}, {"start": 13379.04, "end": 13380.04, "text": " That guy."}, {"start": 13380.04, "end": 13382.04, "text": " You're saved."}, {"start": 13386.04, "end": 13387.04, "text": " Why did you do that?"}, {"start": 13387.04, "end": 13389.04, "text": " Why did you do that?"}, {"start": 13389.04, "end": 13391.04, "text": " Why did you flip it upside down?"}, {"start": 13391.04, "end": 13393.04, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 13398.04, "end": 13400.04, "text": " What is wrong with this guy?"}, {"start": 13401.04, "end": 13403.04, "text": " So, what is this?"}, {"start": 13403.04, "end": 13405.04, "text": " Like, no one has answered my question, chop."}, {"start": 13405.04, "end": 13406.04, "text": " Like genuinely, what is this?"}, {"start": 13406.04, "end": 13412.6, "text": " What is this? What would you, um, like what is this? Narcissist, bipolar, God complex? What is this?"}, {"start": 13413.240000000002, "end": 13422.28, "text": " Mania. Schizophrenia and bipolar. Because you're gonna die. You especially on the computer."}, {"start": 13423.240000000002, "end": 13425.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, with the glasses, Mr. Four Eyes."}, {"start": 13425.720000000001, "end": 13439.400000000001, "text": " I need to get out of here because I need to save your guys' lives."}, {"start": 13439.400000000001, "end": 13440.400000000001, "text": " I need to go."}, {"start": 13440.400000000001, "end": 13441.400000000001, "text": " Can you release me?"}, {"start": 13441.400000000001, "end": 13442.400000000001, "text": " I need to run away."}, {"start": 13442.400000000001, "end": 13443.400000000001, "text": " Sit down."}, {"start": 13443.400000000001, "end": 13444.400000000001, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 13444.400000000001, "end": 13445.400000000001, "text": " That's master."}, {"start": 13445.400000000001, "end": 13446.400000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13446.400000000001, "end": 13447.400000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13447.400000000001, "end": 13448.400000000001, "text": " That broke."}, {"start": 13448.4, "end": 13450.4, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13471.68, "end": 13473.92, "text": " Although the family believes she on is harmless"}, {"start": 13473.92, "end": 13478.92, "text": " Officer still have a duty to determine the credibility of his reported threats."}, {"start": 13478.92, "end": 13481.92, "text": " Can you say in March 8th and 12 o'clock what's the significance?"}, {"start": 13481.92, "end": 13484.92, "text": " Nothing's gonna happen guys, it's all f***ing happening."}, {"start": 13484.92, "end": 13487.92, "text": " Look into my eyes and lie like I lie, you're safe."}, {"start": 13487.92, "end": 13490.92, "text": " What's your problem if you don't have marks?"}, {"start": 13490.92, "end": 13492.92, "text": " F***!"}, {"start": 13494.92, "end": 13495.92, "text": " So you said you want to kill a wall?"}, {"start": 13495.92, "end": 13497.92, "text": " Yeah, we don't want to die."}, {"start": 13497.92, "end": 13499.92, "text": " Again, you're supposed to torture me today."}, {"start": 13499.92, "end": 13500.92, "text": " And you don't choose to torture me."}, {"start": 13500.92, "end": 13502.92, "text": " I'm really gonna kill you all."}, {"start": 13502.92, "end": 13506.12, "text": " This is the last thing. If you don't kill me right now, I'm gonna kill you all."}, {"start": 13506.12, "end": 13508.68, "text": " And if you don't kill me right now, I'm gonna kill you all."}, {"start": 13508.68, "end": 13510.92, "text": " Five. Five. Five."}, {"start": 13511.8, "end": 13515.56, "text": " No, dude, this is a place where I'll be awake and you take it off."}, {"start": 13517.16, "end": 13518.52, "text": " Oh, show!"}, {"start": 13519.08, "end": 13521.72, "text": " I need you to take it off. You just don't have to do it."}, {"start": 13523.72, "end": 13524.76, "text": " Good boy."}, {"start": 13525.4, "end": 13527.08, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 13529.16, "end": 13531.0, "text": " Jesus, bro. Jesus."}, {"start": 13531.0, "end": 13537.62, "text": " As the officers get Shion dressed into his new county-appointed wardrobe, a revelation"}, {"start": 13537.62, "end": 13557.96, "text": " seems to wash over him."}, {"start": 13557.960000000001, "end": 13563.36, "text": " to police reports once in his cell she on continued his volatile behavior, removing his"}, {"start": 13563.36, "end": 13568.320000000002, "text": " clothes piling them in a corner and urinating on them."}, {"start": 13568.320000000002, "end": 13578.44, "text": " Bro, what in the fuck is wrong with this guy?"}, {"start": 13578.44, "end": 13583.44, "text": " He danced, screamed, sang, and shadowboxed and at one point attempted to break the"}, {"start": 13583.44, "end": 13589.04, "text": " cell surveillance camera. He also stuffed his bedsheet into the toilet, flooding the cell."}, {"start": 13589.76, "end": 13595.76, "text": " Eventually as he began to calm down, Shion requested a Bible. A search of the father's car"}, {"start": 13595.76, "end": 13601.76, "text": " and Shion's bedroom was completed but no weapon was ever found. A correction officer reported"}, {"start": 13601.76, "end": 13606.880000000001, "text": " the day after his arrest Shion admitted to him that he consumed shrooms the day before"}, {"start": 13606.880000000001, "end": 13613.04, "text": " and had no recollection of the previous night. Shion was banned from all Mark's properties."}, {"start": 13613.44, "end": 13615.44, "text": " If you give me water, I'm going to throw it in your mouth."}, {"start": 13615.44, "end": 13618.44, "text": " If I give you water, you're going to kill us, but even though you requested water."}, {"start": 13618.44, "end": 13619.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13619.44, "end": 13621.44, "text": " According to the court orders..."}, {"start": 13623.44, "end": 13627.44, "text": " I've never taken shrooms before. Does shrooms do this?"}, {"start": 13629.44, "end": 13631.44, "text": " Does shrooms do this?"}, {"start": 13643.44, "end": 13649.44, "text": " After a psychiatric evaluation, Shion was found not guilty by reason of insanity."}, {"start": 13649.44, "end": 13657.44, "text": " Get the full story without the restrictions, including longer cuts, mostly uncensored episodes, and exclusive originals."}, {"start": 13660.44, "end": 13661.44, "text": " Y'all."}, {"start": 13670.44, "end": 13672.44, "text": " Interesting, though. Very, very interesting."}, {"start": 13673.44, "end": 13678.08, "text": " this was one of the better videos bro"}, {"start": 13682.36, "end": 13687.54, "text": " Loki I'm down to watch this but not now I already finished my food but bro I"}, {"start": 13687.54, "end": 13693.800000000001, "text": " was retarded that was genuinely retarded like I asked him"}, {"start": 13697.6, "end": 13703.12, "text": " chat rocket league apex legends or league of legends what do y'all want"}, {"start": 13703.44, "end": 13710.76, "text": " The cheapest M3 versus the most expensive M3."}, {"start": 13710.76, "end": 13716.640000000001, "text": " The regular M3 gets a twin-turbo-charged inline-six making 407 hp and 406 lb-ft torque."}, {"start": 13716.640000000001, "end": 13718.24, "text": " And that power goes to the rear wheels."}, {"start": 13718.24, "end": 13721.0, "text": " And if you go for the base M3, you better know how to drive a manual because it's the"}, {"start": 13721.0, "end": 13722.640000000001, "text": " only transmission choice you have."}, {"start": 13722.640000000001, "end": 13726.480000000001, "text": " Inside, the regular M3 now comes with a BMW Curve display and the latest iDrive system."}, {"start": 13726.480000000001, "end": 13728.32, "text": " The center part here is for your infotainment."}, {"start": 13728.32, "end": 13730.16, "text": " You also have a really nice digital gauge cluster."}, {"start": 13730.16, "end": 13732.52, "text": " You also get the M Sport seats that are heated as standard."}, {"start": 13732.52, "end": 13734.68, "text": " if you want to cool your butt, that'll be an extra 350."}, {"start": 13734.68, "end": 13736.4, "text": " Now as the most expensive and extreme M3,"}, {"start": 13736.4, "end": 13739.12, "text": " the CS gets a power bump making 543 horsepower"}, {"start": 13739.12, "end": 13741.08, "text": " and 479 pound-feet of torque."}, {"start": 13741.08, "end": 13742.28, "text": " And unlike the regular M3,"}, {"start": 13742.28, "end": 13744.2, "text": " the CS is all-wheel drive and only available"}, {"start": 13744.2, "end": 13745.560000000001, "text": " with an eight-speed automatic."}, {"start": 13745.560000000001, "end": 13746.880000000001, "text": " Inside, it's got all the same tech"}, {"start": 13746.880000000001, "end": 13748.6, "text": " as the regular M3 with the curved display,"}, {"start": 13748.6, "end": 13751.24, "text": " but it has a lot more carbon fiber, like a lot more."}, {"start": 13751.24, "end": 13752.12, "text": " It also comes standard"}, {"start": 13752.12, "end": 13753.84, "text": " with these heated M-carbon bucket seats."}, {"start": 13753.84, "end": 13755.880000000001, "text": " It gets a lot more carbon fiber all over the exterior"}, {"start": 13755.880000000001, "end": 13756.720000000001, "text": " to help."}, {"start": 13756.720000000001, "end": 13757.76, "text": " Chet, I'm gonna be honest, both."}, {"start": 13757.76, "end": 13760.32, "text": " I feel like the M3 CS and the M4 CS"}, {"start": 13760.32, "end": 13761.960000000001, "text": " are just completely useless and completely,"}, {"start": 13761.960000000001, "end": 13762.960000000001, "text": " like you don't need it."}, {"start": 13769.84, "end": 13773.640000000001, "text": " Karriea, I felt something unusual about Faker's performance."}, {"start": 13774.640000000001, "end": 13777.76, "text": " Karriea streamed and commented on the World Championship finals"}, {"start": 13777.76, "end": 13780.04, "text": " matches starting from the quarterfinals,"}, {"start": 13780.04, "end": 13783.960000000001, "text": " sharing many interesting details about the intense team fights."}, {"start": 13783.960000000001, "end": 13785.84, "text": " In game four of the final,"}, {"start": 13785.84, "end": 13788.34, "text": " after T1 was killed at the top turret,"}, {"start": 13788.34, "end": 13790.84, "text": " Karriea noticed from Faker's movements on the map"}, {"start": 13790.84, "end": 13796.84, "text": " he was looking for a fight. Faker, playing Silas, was the only champion capable of initiating a"}, {"start": 13796.84, "end": 13801.48, "text": " fight for T1, and Kurya understood that an important fight was about to happen."}, {"start": 13802.28, "end": 13806.92, "text": " When Faker stopped and moved toward the mid lane, Kurya knew he was preparing to engage."}, {"start": 13807.72, "end": 13813.4, "text": " Once Faker got Raken's ultimate, Kurya immediately followed up with his own ultimate and flash,"}, {"start": 13813.4, "end": 13815.880000000001, "text": " not knowing that Smulder and Ziggs also had flash."}, {"start": 13820.84, "end": 13824.04, "text": " So chop her back and we'll go wash my hands and then we'll play a game."}, {"start": 13826.54, "end": 13827.54, "text": " I feel fat, bro."}, {"start": 13827.54, "end": 13828.54, "text": " Try to mind fat."}, {"start": 13850.84, "end": 13879.84, "text": " I will never say never."}, {"start": 13879.84, "end": 13881.84, "text": " Alright"}, {"start": 13886.44, "end": 13888.44, "text": " Cool"}, {"start": 13892.56, "end": 13896.32, "text": " All right, bro, yeah, that guy was retarded"}, {"start": 13898.960000000001, "end": 13900.960000000001, "text": " Add this emote, what is this?"}, {"start": 13903.04, "end": 13905.04, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 13905.04, "end": 13912.28, "text": " Check can we add this into our emote please?"}, {"start": 13912.28, "end": 13914.240000000002, "text": " Check can we add this into our emote please?"}, {"start": 13914.240000000002, "end": 13923.28, "text": " Fake C. Yeah yeah add it please."}, {"start": 13923.28, "end": 13928.76, "text": " Everyone has this legitimately everyone has this Riot Games has this Asu, Cajriel."}, {"start": 13928.76, "end": 13944.28, "text": " You also have this in here you go digga what are you saying bro all right job man"}, {"start": 13944.28, "end": 13949.02, "text": " I'm not in like a gaming mood today. I don't know why I want to be like a reactor today, bro"}, {"start": 13958.76, "end": 13965.76, "text": " Send it to Muda."}, {"start": 13965.76, "end": 13966.76, "text": " Or above your-"}, {"start": 13966.76, "end": 13967.76, "text": " Emma, thank you so much."}, {"start": 13967.76, "end": 13968.76, "text": " Bruh."}, {"start": 13968.76, "end": 13969.76, "text": " You're to go to Emma."}, {"start": 13969.76, "end": 13970.76, "text": " Chara Emma in the chat."}, {"start": 13970.76, "end": 13971.76, "text": " I'm gonna make sure this is right there."}, {"start": 13971.76, "end": 13972.76, "text": " That's safe."}, {"start": 13972.76, "end": 13973.76, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 13973.76, "end": 13974.76, "text": " Or above your-"}, {"start": 13974.76, "end": 13975.76, "text": " And one of you has a-"}, {"start": 13975.76, "end": 13976.76, "text": " Person with a ball."}, {"start": 13976.76, "end": 13977.76, "text": " He's in the wing."}, {"start": 13977.76, "end": 13978.76, "text": " And I've enjoyed-"}, {"start": 13978.76, "end": 13979.76, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 13979.76, "end": 13981.76, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13989.4, "end": 13992.380000000001, "text": " Play siege play Rambo six siege, huh?"}, {"start": 13994.28, "end": 13999.56, "text": " Play Rambo six siege huh all right, bro. Let's play some apex legends bro. Let's play some 8%"}, {"start": 14000.880000000001, "end": 14006.76, "text": " Like I can't play this game so low chat. I can't play this game solo bro. I'm just gonna play some League of Legends, bro"}, {"start": 14009.76, "end": 14013.76, "text": " I'm doing my night, just the way I've always been"}, {"start": 14013.76, "end": 14017.76, "text": " Doing it all just a real thanks"}, {"start": 14017.76, "end": 14020.76, "text": " Drinking's enough, I would advise"}, {"start": 14020.76, "end": 14022.76, "text": " Drugs just don't suit you right"}, {"start": 14022.76, "end": 14024.76, "text": " You would just find us a real thanks"}, {"start": 14024.76, "end": 14026.76, "text": " Chad, what the fuck is..."}, {"start": 14026.76, "end": 14029.76, "text": " What's... Chad, what's wild card?"}, {"start": 14029.76, "end": 14032.76, "text": " That's not the way to get over me"}, {"start": 14032.76, "end": 14035.76, "text": " I don't know what you're saying"}, {"start": 14035.76, "end": 14038.76, "text": " You, you, you, you"}, {"start": 14038.76, "end": 14042.76, "text": " That's not the way to get on with me"}, {"start": 14042.76, "end": 14043.76, "text": " All of us"}, {"start": 14068.76, "end": 14070.82, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14098.76, "end": 14100.82, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14128.76, "end": 14130.82, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14158.76, "end": 14160.82, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14188.76, "end": 14190.82, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14218.76, "end": 14232.84, "text": " He's the most broken character in League of Legends history."}, {"start": 14232.84, "end": 14233.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14233.84, "end": 14234.84, "text": " Minions have spawned."}, {"start": 14234.84, "end": 14235.84, "text": " Is he actually not broken?"}, {"start": 14235.84, "end": 14239.84, "text": " Minions have spawned."}, {"start": 14239.84, "end": 14243.84, "text": " Is it actually that broken?"}, {"start": 14265.84, "end": 14272.84, "text": " The bottom of the bottle is a bigger piece than hell."}, {"start": 14325.84, "end": 14339.32, "text": " is this? Is he like a ranged character? What type of character is this?"}, {"start": 14369.32, "end": 14371.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14399.32, "end": 14402.92, "text": " You just wonder, baby, think this is gonna go home?"}, {"start": 14402.92, "end": 14404.119999999999, "text": " They die, it goes there."}, {"start": 14429.32, "end": 14431.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14459.32, "end": 14461.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14489.32, "end": 14491.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14519.32, "end": 14521.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14549.32, "end": 14551.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14579.32, "end": 14581.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14609.32, "end": 14611.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14639.32, "end": 14641.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14669.32, "end": 14671.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14699.32, "end": 14701.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14729.32, "end": 14731.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14759.32, "end": 14787.32, "text": " I wonder, can I fight them yet, or no?"}, {"start": 14817.32, "end": 14824.32, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14824.32, "end": 14831.32, "text": " the"}, {"start": 14831.32, "end": 14834.32, "text": " three"}, {"start": 14834.32, "end": 14851.72, "text": " So Chad, do y'all think I'm- Dad, do you guys really think I'm Iron?"}, {"start": 14851.72, "end": 14854.52, "text": " Like, actually Iron?"}, {"start": 14854.52, "end": 14857.44, "text": " Like literally Iron?"}, {"start": 14857.44, "end": 14859.44, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14859.44, "end": 14861.44, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 14919.44, "end": 14926.66, "text": " Oh my god, was that worth the or no"}, {"start": 14929.76, "end": 14933.08, "text": " Was that worth their notes had to get dragged by all of us guy"}, {"start": 14949.44, "end": 14955.68, "text": " It was two for two and you got drinks so it's fine, W."}, {"start": 14955.68, "end": 14961.82, "text": " I was so low HP chat, why was I low?"}, {"start": 14961.82, "end": 14967.16, "text": " Was the dragon, did the dragon, you tank the alt for no reason?"}, {"start": 14967.16, "end": 14968.16, "text": " What alt was it?"}, {"start": 14968.16, "end": 14969.16, "text": " Was it misfortune's alt?"}, {"start": 14969.16, "end": 14971.16, "text": " I have to go back to the other side of the map"}, {"start": 14999.16, "end": 15005.0, "text": " I'm gonna try and dive the fuck out of this guy in a sec."}, {"start": 15005.0, "end": 15014.92, "text": " You better recall bro, if you don't recall you're fucked bro."}, {"start": 15014.92, "end": 15016.92, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15025.72, "end": 15027.72, "text": " I wasted that roll"}, {"start": 15029.04, "end": 15035.06, "text": " Chat my fucking wooden keyboard is so sensitive. I keep fucking up flash on accident, bro"}, {"start": 15035.06, "end": 15040.4, "text": " I need it like chat. I need a different preset from Valorant and lean"}, {"start": 15074.92, "end": 15092.92, "text": " Ignite? What's better there chat? So use my ult or to use ignite? What's better there?"}, {"start": 15092.92, "end": 15099.92, "text": " Ignite or all, what's better to waste there?"}, {"start": 15107.92, "end": 15112.92, "text": " You didn't need to use either."}, {"start": 15116.92, "end": 15121.92, "text": " I love you bro."}, {"start": 15122.92, "end": 15142.88, "text": " No, that guy's probably scared of me now."}, {"start": 15142.880000000001, "end": 15145.880000000001, "text": " Your jungler is probably so scary to me now, I'm not even gonna lie."}, {"start": 15153.880000000001, "end": 15155.880000000001, "text": " Should I reset and buy my items?"}, {"start": 15172.880000000001, "end": 15174.880000000001, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 15190.640000000001, "end": 15192.640000000001, "text": " Lucky mother fucker"}, {"start": 15199.920000000002, "end": 15201.920000000002, "text": " Lucky mother fucker"}, {"start": 15203.86, "end": 15205.86, "text": " Lucky motherfucker, bro"}, {"start": 15208.1, "end": 15210.1, "text": " That guy is lucky, bro"}, {"start": 15211.320000000002, "end": 15213.320000000002, "text": " That guy is so lucky"}, {"start": 15215.320000000002, "end": 15219.060000000001, "text": " Oh that guy is so lucky, bro that guy is so lucky that guy is so"}, {"start": 15220.220000000001, "end": 15222.220000000001, "text": " E"}, {"start": 15222.420000000002, "end": 15224.420000000002, "text": " Muda"}, {"start": 15225.62, "end": 15229.980000000001, "text": " I'm gonna shove my balls in your mouth Carter. What are you saying, bro?"}, {"start": 15232.880000000001, "end": 15234.880000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15243.84, "end": 15247.220000000001, "text": " Look at why is dragon so OP I don't get it"}, {"start": 15248.000000000002, "end": 15253.36, "text": " Well, how different does it make dragon like how much beneficial does dragon do?"}, {"start": 15262.880000000001, "end": 15264.880000000001, "text": " Hey buddy, what's going on?"}, {"start": 15272.240000000002, "end": 15274.240000000002, "text": " Wait, really? You don't turn around?"}, {"start": 15278.880000000001, "end": 15280.880000000001, "text": " I thought he would turn around, bro."}, {"start": 15292.880000000001, "end": 15302.880000000001, "text": " The bottom of the bottle is a bigger pit than hell."}, {"start": 15302.880000000001, "end": 15315.880000000001, "text": " Can I even 2v1 that?"}, {"start": 15315.880000000001, "end": 15317.880000000001, "text": " I could if I have a good mechanics"}, {"start": 15323.160000000002, "end": 15325.160000000002, "text": " Okay, I should look you go help bot now"}, {"start": 15333.12, "end": 15335.12, "text": " Hey guys"}, {"start": 15345.880000000001, "end": 15347.880000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15347.880000000001, "end": 15349.880000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15372.480000000001, "end": 15374.820000000002, "text": " Can low-key all in misfortune bro"}, {"start": 15377.880000000001, "end": 15397.62, "text": " I should have flashed out. I'm so dumb. I could have killed all of them, bro. I'm gonna"}, {"start": 15397.62, "end": 15406.12, "text": " kill all of them. I'm gonna kill all of them. Whatever. I should have used my Q to get"}, {"start": 15406.12, "end": 15409.720000000001, "text": " I had my Q3, I had Flash, I had so many things."}, {"start": 15409.720000000001, "end": 15411.400000000001, "text": " But you know what, it's fine."}, {"start": 15415.400000000001, "end": 15420.84, "text": " Mude, since you're in the big leagues now and average 20,000 viewers, can you slide me a band?"}, {"start": 15421.960000000001, "end": 15424.04, "text": " Oh, great bro."}, {"start": 15424.04, "end": 15426.52, "text": " 20,000 Neons maybe bro."}, {"start": 15426.52, "end": 15429.560000000001, "text": " 20,000 Burt Peanuts maybe bro."}, {"start": 15436.12, "end": 15438.12, "text": " No. I'm a monster."}, {"start": 15456.12, "end": 15457.12, "text": " In the saddle?"}, {"start": 15457.12, "end": 15459.12, "text": " The pastime late came in."}, {"start": 15461.12, "end": 15463.12, "text": " Twisted power."}, {"start": 15463.12, "end": 15465.12, "text": " Twisted power."}, {"start": 15466.12, "end": 15473.12, "text": " Oh my god, what a fucking character."}, {"start": 15496.12, "end": 15498.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15518.6, "end": 15524.460000000001, "text": " Why did you flash I don't know I don't know daddy. I don't know why I did"}, {"start": 15526.12, "end": 15530.960000000001, "text": " Muda piss on my face yeah Carter you're getting banned bro you're genuinely"}, {"start": 15530.960000000001, "end": 15539.0, "text": " getting banned like actually you flashed with 0.1 HP guaranteeing death you"}, {"start": 15539.0, "end": 15544.240000000002, "text": " fucking idiotic cripple Rico what's fucking wrong with you bro"}, {"start": 15544.240000000002, "end": 15547.68, "text": " Muda I wonder what your forts smell like"}, {"start": 15547.68, "end": 15553.12, "text": " Carter I'm never really in a message what's like what are you"}, {"start": 15556.12, "end": 15567.12, "text": " I've been trying to make you love me"}, {"start": 15567.12, "end": 15569.12, "text": " You"}, {"start": 15578.52, "end": 15580.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15627.12, "end": 15649.28, "text": " Where was my team? Where are they? What do you mean green? Are you stupid? Or is there"}, {"start": 15649.28, "end": 15654.08, "text": " something wrong? Or are you the same as the guy that we just watched the video on? Or"}, {"start": 15654.08, "end": 15661.08, "text": " you retarded? What do you mean green? If my team was there, we'd kill everyone!"}, {"start": 15744.08, "end": 15751.08, "text": " My mechanics are so off today, honestly, they're so off, but honestly, I'm not doing bad."}, {"start": 15774.08, "end": 15785.0, "text": " now we fight we have Baron now we team fight and we just fuck everyone"}, {"start": 15785.0, "end": 15800.96, "text": " this game is like craft to my fame this game is like craft to my fame"}, {"start": 15800.960000000001, "end": 15802.960000000001, "text": " Where are you going?"}, {"start": 15802.960000000001, "end": 15804.960000000001, "text": " Where you going?"}, {"start": 15804.960000000001, "end": 15806.960000000001, "text": " Where are you going?"}, {"start": 15806.960000000001, "end": 15808.960000000001, "text": " Where are you going?"}, {"start": 15818.960000000001, "end": 15823.960000000001, "text": " GEEEEE"}, {"start": 15830.960000000001, "end": 15844.320000000002, "text": " Die die die Die die die Dieee"}, {"start": 15844.32, "end": 15864.4, "text": " Yo, I don't give a fuck that I can link my discord to my fucking Riot games."}, {"start": 15864.4, "end": 15865.68, "text": " Stop shoving it down my throat."}, {"start": 15865.68, "end": 15867.84, "text": " I don't give a fuck."}, {"start": 15867.84, "end": 15871.6, "text": " 23 LP, 75 LP, yay!"}, {"start": 15871.6, "end": 15873.16, "text": " Two games off, bronze one?"}, {"start": 15873.16, "end": 15874.0, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 15874.0, "end": 15874.82, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 15886.32, "end": 15888.720000000001, "text": " Bronze bro, bronze, bronze, bronze."}, {"start": 15888.720000000001, "end": 15891.6, "text": " Shaq, should we get bronze today or tomorrow, bro?"}, {"start": 15891.6, "end": 15893.2, "text": " Should we get bronze today or tomorrow?"}, {"start": 15893.2, "end": 15894.800000000001, "text": " Should we get bronze today or tomorrow?"}, {"start": 15896.4, "end": 15898.68, "text": " Did they make you in a lab?"}, {"start": 15901.6, "end": 15915.68, "text": " 36,000 damage wow life is sweet huh 23 LP is so fried just making you account and get"}, {"start": 15915.68, "end": 15922.84, "text": " into the place silver I know man I know I already spent like a hundred dollars on this account"}, {"start": 15922.84, "end": 15929.880000000001, "text": " so I can't even do that right now who's how have you streamed 500 days in a row I"}, {"start": 15929.880000000001, "end": 15937.880000000001, "text": " Honestly, I don't even know at this point to be honest like you don't even like how do you do like you can't like go away or anything"}, {"start": 15937.880000000001, "end": 15944.04, "text": " You can't like go on a little trip like you can't do anything. No, bro. I just like I like streaming dude. I like streaming I"}, {"start": 15945.400000000001, "end": 15951.320000000002, "text": " Don't know so is your is your is your are you gonna pull like are you gonna pull like a kai sanat and like just"}, {"start": 15951.84, "end": 15953.84, "text": " Just like disappear one day. No"}, {"start": 15954.080000000002, "end": 15958.960000000001, "text": " No, bro, dude. I think what's I think for two years straight. I might be three years straight"}, {"start": 15958.960000000001, "end": 15960.640000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm out of your kidding, bro."}, {"start": 15961.800000000001, "end": 15962.640000000001, "text": " Where you at?"}, {"start": 15962.640000000001, "end": 15964.04, "text": " Dude, I wanna like,"}, {"start": 15964.04, "end": 15966.560000000001, "text": " yeah, I wanna see if I can do three years, Chad."}, {"start": 15966.560000000001, "end": 15967.720000000001, "text": " Three years."}, {"start": 15967.720000000001, "end": 15970.400000000001, "text": " Chad, you know what I really wanna do, bro?"}, {"start": 15970.400000000001, "end": 15972.92, "text": " Chad, I really wanna go on vacation."}, {"start": 15972.92, "end": 15977.04, "text": " I wanna low key, Chad, really badly for some reason."}, {"start": 15977.04, "end": 15979.740000000002, "text": " I wanna go to the Bahamas for like two days."}, {"start": 15983.240000000002, "end": 15984.84, "text": " We won't let you."}, {"start": 15984.84, "end": 15986.480000000001, "text": " You're not allowed."}, {"start": 15987.36, "end": 15988.28, "text": " Like, okay."}, {"start": 15988.960000000001, "end": 15995.240000000002, "text": " Like I'd love like a two-day vacation a two-day vacation"}, {"start": 15997.640000000001, "end": 16002.240000000002, "text": " Being saying that for two years, I know what I have what la hi I have bro"}, {"start": 16002.460000000001, "end": 16009.560000000001, "text": " What la hi I haven't say that for two years, but like I don't know bro. I just I don't want to I don't know man if"}, {"start": 16010.6, "end": 16012.6, "text": " Chat with John missed me for two days, bro"}, {"start": 16012.6, "end": 16019.6, "text": " You get to go to the Bahamas after you get challenger."}, {"start": 16019.6, "end": 16021.6, "text": " You lost your mind, bro."}, {"start": 16021.6, "end": 16022.6, "text": " Literally lost your mind."}, {"start": 16042.6, "end": 16044.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16072.6, "end": 16074.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16102.6, "end": 16104.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16132.6, "end": 16134.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16162.6, "end": 16164.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16192.6, "end": 16194.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16222.6, "end": 16224.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16252.6, "end": 16254.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16282.6, "end": 16284.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16312.6, "end": 16314.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16342.6, "end": 16344.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16372.6, "end": 16374.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16402.6, "end": 16404.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16432.6, "end": 16434.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16462.6, "end": 16464.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16492.6, "end": 16494.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16522.6, "end": 16524.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16552.6, "end": 16554.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16582.6, "end": 16584.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16612.6, "end": 16614.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16642.6, "end": 16644.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16672.6, "end": 16674.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16702.6, "end": 16704.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16732.6, "end": 16734.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16762.6, "end": 16764.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16792.6, "end": 16794.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16822.6, "end": 16824.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16852.6, "end": 16854.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16882.6, "end": 16884.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16912.6, "end": 16914.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16942.6, "end": 16944.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16972.6, "end": 16974.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17002.6, "end": 17004.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17032.6, "end": 17034.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17062.6, "end": 17064.66, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17092.6, "end": 17110.68, "text": " I just I don't know what to do like I want to stay mid, but this guy keeps bitching"}, {"start": 17110.68, "end": 17114.76, "text": " Like I need like just hot job. How do I turn off a lot of chat or such shit?"}, {"start": 17115.92, "end": 17119.92, "text": " Like Jen is guys a just get like bitching in my ear. It's really like so annoying"}, {"start": 17122.6, "end": 17125.6, "text": " I want to slap the shit out of this player with a little..."}, {"start": 17131.6, "end": 17133.6, "text": " How do I meet this guy? Like Daniel, man."}, {"start": 17152.6, "end": 17157.6, "text": " I don't know if I can fight this."}, {"start": 17157.6, "end": 17166.76, "text": " I don't know if I can fight this bro, it's like Loki my team is just selling and like"}, {"start": 17166.76, "end": 17168.26, "text": " blaming me."}, {"start": 17168.26, "end": 17172.0, "text": " My team is really just blaming me bro, like you suck my dick, you're iron for a reason"}, {"start": 17172.0, "end": 17173.0, "text": " bro."}, {"start": 17173.0, "end": 17177.0, "text": " I've played this game for five years and you're iron."}, {"start": 17177.0, "end": 17182.0, "text": " How's that impossible?"}, {"start": 17182.0, "end": 17184.0, "text": " You're Iron 2?"}, {"start": 17184.0, "end": 17187.0, "text": " Yeah, I'm not talking shit."}, {"start": 17187.0, "end": 17195.0, "text": " I'm not talking shit."}, {"start": 17195.0, "end": 17198.0, "text": " How do I mu- uh..."}, {"start": 17198.0, "end": 17200.0, "text": " Who is it?"}, {"start": 17200.0, "end": 17202.0, "text": " Is this person?"}, {"start": 17232.0, "end": 17234.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17247.68, "end": 17250.16, "text": " Oh, wait, oh, I just saw one that means"}, {"start": 17250.16, "end": 17275.7, "text": " I'm so upsetting I'm not perfect bro I'm still iron man I still miss I need to be"}, {"start": 17275.7, "end": 17278.84, "text": " Perfect bro, I need to be perfect if I'm perfect"}, {"start": 17305.7, "end": 17307.760000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17335.7, "end": 17337.760000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17365.7, "end": 17367.760000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17395.7, "end": 17397.760000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17425.7, "end": 17427.760000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 17485.7, "end": 17513.62, "text": " I mean one kill one kill two kills two kills just disgusting literally just"}, {"start": 17513.62, "end": 17531.62, "text": " This fucking slut has a fucking audacity to literally just shit talk me the entire game, the entire game, the entire game, the entire game, the entire game, the entire game on my deck."}, {"start": 17531.62, "end": 17538.62, "text": " Unyutum, I think I'd rather but wallah if I say I slurned your band, wallah."}, {"start": 17538.62, "end": 17542.62, "text": " I can't, I can't even restat bro."}, {"start": 17542.62, "end": 17547.62, "text": " I just hate iron. Everyone has the weirdest ego, bro. The weirdest ego."}, {"start": 17548.12, "end": 17554.62, "text": " Like, motherfucker, you're iron. You fucking dumbass. You're iron. We're iron. We're both iron."}, {"start": 17554.62, "end": 17558.12, "text": " How are you shit talking to me when we're both iron? You fucking cat."}, {"start": 17559.12, "end": 17561.12, "text": " Are you stupid? We're both ass."}, {"start": 17572.62, "end": 17579.62, "text": " Honestly, we need this, bro."}, {"start": 17579.62, "end": 17588.62, "text": " Do you want to have a heart?"}, {"start": 17588.62, "end": 17589.62, "text": " Zoom out?"}, {"start": 17589.62, "end": 17594.62, "text": " What do you mean, zoom out?"}, {"start": 17594.62, "end": 17601.62, "text": " Zoom out? What do you mean zoom out?"}, {"start": 17601.62, "end": 17626.14, "text": " I don't get what you guys mean, bro."}, {"start": 17626.14, "end": 17628.14, "text": " Oh, wait, it's been like that this entire time?"}, {"start": 17650.64, "end": 17653.64, "text": " Zoom all the way out and disable the setting? How do I disable the setting?"}, {"start": 17654.44, "end": 17655.14, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 17656.14, "end": 17658.42, "text": " Holy aides why was that even a fucking thing?"}, {"start": 17658.92, "end": 17660.739999999998, "text": " Why was that even a fucking setting?"}, {"start": 17660.739999999998, "end": 17665.899999999998, "text": " Kiss him on the eye but fucking League of Legends fucking developer made that a feature fucking bitch. Kiss him"}, {"start": 17675.72, "end": 17680.98, "text": " Your top laner is throwing both are all throwing go one kill one kill two kill two so"}, {"start": 17686.14, "end": 17701.14, "text": " I mean this game was winnable, but it was never winnable actually."}, {"start": 17701.14, "end": 17702.62, "text": " It was never winnable."}, {"start": 17702.62, "end": 17703.82, "text": " It was never winnable."}, {"start": 17703.82, "end": 17712.54, "text": " To be honest, it was never winnable."}, {"start": 17712.54, "end": 17714.54, "text": " That was just a big team death bro."}, {"start": 17732.22, "end": 17735.66, "text": " Like how does she have one kill with 200 CS? I agree."}, {"start": 17735.66, "end": 17737.66, "text": " I genuinely agree."}, {"start": 17742.54, "end": 17748.04, "text": " Like they're fighting without me. I'm just so confused why we're fighting without me, bro."}, {"start": 17748.04, "end": 17750.04, "text": " Very confused."}, {"start": 17752.04, "end": 17753.04, "text": " He has a retarded."}, {"start": 17753.04, "end": 17755.04, "text": " What are you flaming for, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 17755.04, "end": 17757.04, "text": " I'm just saying that I want to kill him."}, {"start": 17757.04, "end": 17760.04, "text": " Yeah, that's the important thing. How do I even like, wave this off?"}, {"start": 17772.54, "end": 17788.780000000002, "text": " Don't off that guy why what's wrong with all to them"}, {"start": 17802.54, "end": 17809.54, "text": " You open the barter."}, {"start": 17809.54, "end": 17822.54, "text": " All the squishy ones."}, {"start": 17822.54, "end": 17836.7, "text": " but damn who is squishy and who's not like I just gotta figure that out"}, {"start": 17836.7, "end": 17838.7, "text": " like throughout the world now."}, {"start": 17841.7, "end": 17843.7, "text": " Yeah, GG's."}, {"start": 17866.7, "end": 17873.7, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17873.7, "end": 17886.7, "text": " Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 17946.7, "end": 17965.86, "text": " We had like 40 seconds to take Baron and no one was on Baron."}, {"start": 17965.86, "end": 17967.86, "text": " Wait, wait, are they throwing?"}, {"start": 17967.86, "end": 17970.18, "text": " Is this a throwing, is this throwing or no?"}, {"start": 17977.38, "end": 17979.74, "text": " Because they were like fighting the,"}, {"start": 17979.74, "end": 17983.18, "text": " they were fighting the fucking frog instead of bearing."}, {"start": 17983.18, "end": 17986.940000000002, "text": " Why was no one helping me take bear,"}, {"start": 17986.940000000002, "end": 17988.940000000002, "text": " there was people fighting the frog here."}, {"start": 17990.98, "end": 17994.54, "text": " They were fighting the crab, why were they fighting the crab?"}, {"start": 17994.54, "end": 17997.46, "text": " I'm just, I'm confused, like, excuse me?"}, {"start": 17997.86, "end": 18025.54, "text": " I mean is there even a world we win this there's no way right right"}, {"start": 18027.86, "end": 18034.86, "text": " I mean they're pushing bot now though, I mean they're pushing bot now though, I mean"}, {"start": 18057.86, "end": 18062.86, "text": " Like, ah, no one can do shits."}, {"start": 18087.86, "end": 18089.86, "text": " you are the same as an enemy"}, {"start": 18109.86, "end": 18111.86, "text": " I'm a freaking channel bro, do I even channel man?"}, {"start": 18111.86, "end": 18113.86, "text": " Recall and push mid?"}, {"start": 18113.86, "end": 18115.86, "text": " Recall and push mid"}, {"start": 18117.86, "end": 18136.18, "text": " guys I don't know like do I overcomplicate it what do I do do I just push mid"}, {"start": 18136.18, "end": 18154.5, "text": " Oh, I'm a long one, kiss Emma."}, {"start": 18154.5, "end": 18163.5, "text": " Fuck me my tight little asshole."}, {"start": 18163.5, "end": 18178.5, "text": " Why are we fighting? Don't fight this, don't fight this, please."}, {"start": 18178.5, "end": 18189.5, "text": " Did we fight for drag? Jack, did we fight for drag yesterday?"}, {"start": 18189.5, "end": 18192.3, "text": " No, we can't. There's too many."}, {"start": 18194.7, "end": 18196.3, "text": " Two here, two here."}, {"start": 18209.5, "end": 18211.5, "text": " I think they're here, but I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 18215.5, "end": 18216.5, "text": " Yeah, they are."}, {"start": 18219.5, "end": 18220.9, "text": " They're gonna take drag."}, {"start": 18220.9, "end": 18222.7, "text": " Okay, should we just push for top then?"}, {"start": 18224.7, "end": 18226.1, "text": " Re-call and buy an item?"}, {"start": 18245.3, "end": 18246.3, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 18247.1, "end": 18248.1, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 18249.5, "end": 18264.9, "text": " What do we do?"}, {"start": 18264.9, "end": 18266.9, "text": " How do I close this game out?"}, {"start": 18281.9, "end": 18283.9, "text": " What do I do?"}, {"start": 18283.9, "end": 18285.9, "text": " Dead jungler, go dragon?"}, {"start": 18285.9, "end": 18286.9, "text": " I'm just trying to..."}, {"start": 18286.9, "end": 18288.9, "text": " I wanna buy my item chat."}, {"start": 18288.9, "end": 18290.9, "text": " I wanna buy my item bro."}, {"start": 18290.9, "end": 18292.9, "text": " Recalling buy item, I agree."}, {"start": 18292.9, "end": 18296.9, "text": " Shep, do we take Baron? Like, everyone's alive right now."}, {"start": 18304.9, "end": 18306.9, "text": " I don't know, what do I buy? I'm just gonna wait, I'm gonna save."}, {"start": 18306.9, "end": 18309.9, "text": " Should I buy, uh, should I buy Electra of Wraith?"}, {"start": 18310.9, "end": 18313.9, "text": " A Wrath? I'm gonna buy Electra of Wrath, though."}, {"start": 18382.9, "end": 18388.9, "text": " Oh, I have to pop it?"}, {"start": 18388.9, "end": 18392.9, "text": " Okay, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet."}, {"start": 18392.9, "end": 18402.9, "text": " I'll pop it, I'll pop into it."}, {"start": 18402.9, "end": 18405.300000000003, "text": " Stark is cold, stoves the ferns"}, {"start": 18429.460000000003, "end": 18431.460000000003, "text": " Wait I thought it was one shot, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 18432.9, "end": 18434.9, "text": " I'm going to kill him."}, {"start": 18434.9, "end": 18436.9, "text": " I'm going to kill him."}, {"start": 18492.9, "end": 18499.9, "text": " 99! 99! I'll pick you damn much, bitch!"}, {"start": 18499.9, "end": 18510.9, "text": " 99! I'll pick you damn much, bitch!"}, {"start": 18510.9, "end": 18521.9, "text": " 99! I'll pick you damn much, bitch!"}, {"start": 18521.9, "end": 18524.9, "text": " 99, I'll be guest at M-Mog"}, {"start": 18524.9, "end": 18527.9, "text": " Shit at M-Mog, bitch!"}, {"start": 18527.9, "end": 18529.9, "text": " You bitch!"}, {"start": 18531.9, "end": 18533.9, "text": " 99!"}, {"start": 18534.9, "end": 18536.9, "text": " 99!"}, {"start": 18551.9, "end": 18556.34, "text": " This for you did not have nothing left to put no just for me though"}, {"start": 18556.34, "end": 18560.980000000003, "text": " I'm just sure I'll take care of my people. How did it be with that?"}, {"start": 18560.980000000003, "end": 18564.38, "text": " They don't have no one for that. How did we with that?"}, {"start": 18567.5, "end": 18569.5, "text": " They don't have no war for that"}, {"start": 18569.940000000002, "end": 18574.420000000002, "text": " Shit don't come with trophies. They know I'm a loach. No, I just do it cuz I'm"}, {"start": 18581.9, "end": 18586.9, "text": " I'm so big I haven't seen them boys in two days"}, {"start": 18586.9, "end": 18589.9, "text": " Bitch I use a walkie-talkie just to get a beverage"}, {"start": 18589.9, "end": 18593.9, "text": " I saw my parents flit up right after the wedding"}, {"start": 18593.9, "end": 18596.9, "text": " They told my ass to stay committed for the credit"}, {"start": 18596.9, "end": 18599.9, "text": " Bitch check the numbers, I'm the one who really get it"}, {"start": 18599.9, "end": 18603.9, "text": " I told your motherfuckers, man this shit is not a love song"}, {"start": 18603.9, "end": 18606.9, "text": " This is doing me an only God-conjured song"}, {"start": 18606.9, "end": 18610.9, "text": " I do not know what the fuck you thought it was song"}, {"start": 18610.9, "end": 18615.7, "text": " Pops of fucking champagne in a thump song, nigga just because song"}, {"start": 18615.7, "end": 18617.420000000002, "text": " Dang, what's the mood?"}, {"start": 18617.420000000002, "end": 18622.02, "text": " Can I tell the trope if I was doing this for you then I have nothing to do with you"}, {"start": 18622.02, "end": 18623.52, "text": " Oh my god bro"}, {"start": 18624.52, "end": 18629.2, "text": " That is the greatest feeling I have ever been in my life man"}, {"start": 18629.600000000002, "end": 18632.920000000002, "text": " And yo X-Emeru-Emeru-Simp"}, {"start": 18634.24, "end": 18637.440000000002, "text": " X-Emeru-Simp was the one shit talking to me all day"}, {"start": 18637.44, "end": 18653.64, "text": " You fucking bitch you were all my dick the entire game shit talking me"}, {"start": 18653.64, "end": 18656.879999999997, "text": " you should not even deserve the fuck i'm reporting one I'm reporting you"}, {"start": 18656.879999999997, "end": 18665.68, "text": " Calm's abuse ranked manipulation team sabotage this man was legit shit"}, {"start": 18665.68, "end": 18673.18, "text": " talking me the entire game while throwing please get this guy out of my"}, {"start": 18673.18, "end": 18687.84, "text": " rank he does not deserve to be iron he deserves to be fucking plastic for"}, {"start": 18695.68, "end": 18719.68, "text": " One game away from God."}, {"start": 18719.68, "end": 18721.68, "text": " One game away from fun."}, {"start": 18728.24, "end": 18731.24, "text": " Chat everything I've ever done"}, {"start": 18732.52, "end": 18734.52, "text": " has amounted to this moment."}, {"start": 18736.56, "end": 18737.56, "text": " You understand me?"}, {"start": 18739.0, "end": 18741.0, "text": " One game away from fun."}, {"start": 18749.68, "end": 18778.16, "text": " Buddha show me your balls for 10 gifted Carter."}, {"start": 18778.16, "end": 18780.64, "text": " What the fuck is absolutely wrong with you?"}, {"start": 18780.64, "end": 18783.48, "text": " You psychotic son of a fucking bitch."}, {"start": 18783.48, "end": 18784.6, "text": " What is wrong with you?"}, {"start": 18784.6, "end": 18786.28, "text": " Genuinely, what is wrong?"}, {"start": 18786.28, "end": 18788.8, "text": " Every five seconds you say show me your balls,"}, {"start": 18788.8, "end": 18791.96, "text": " my balls are sweating, come smell my balls, come show my,"}, {"start": 18791.96, "end": 18793.18, "text": " what is wrong with you?"}, {"start": 18794.32, "end": 18796.24, "text": " Muda banned nefarie, trust me,"}, {"start": 18796.24, "end": 18797.48, "text": " no one's gonna go nefarie, bro,"}, {"start": 18797.48, "end": 18799.2, "text": " because if you're a smurf, you go nefarie."}, {"start": 18799.2, "end": 18802.0, "text": " If you're not a smurf, you don't go nefarie, bro."}, {"start": 18802.0, "end": 18804.0, "text": " It's just what it is, it's just what it is,"}, {"start": 18804.0, "end": 18805.96, "text": " it's just what it is, it's just what it is,"}, {"start": 18805.96, "end": 18810.96, "text": " It's just what it is. It's just what it is."}, {"start": 18810.96, "end": 18815.96, "text": " Person. Wakes up on time."}, {"start": 18815.96, "end": 18821.96, "text": " Fuck, what do I order?"}, {"start": 18821.96, "end": 18822.96, "text": " Sorbys fish."}, {"start": 18822.96, "end": 18825.96, "text": " So this is the person that did ex Amaru Simp?"}, {"start": 18825.96, "end": 18828.96, "text": " This was the person that they were simping for?"}, {"start": 18828.96, "end": 18832.16, "text": " an rb sandwich but i don't know if rb is even delivers to me"}, {"start": 18840.0, "end": 18845.6, "text": " there are three rbs that deliver to me do i really want rbs though"}, {"start": 18847.2, "end": 18852.0, "text": " minty gambino thanks for 21 months dude what's your time is supposed to be sacred time"}, {"start": 18852.0, "end": 18857.96, "text": " How OG is Amaru chat? Has Amaru been a shimer for a long time?"}, {"start": 18860.88, "end": 18864.44, "text": " Jax Warwick Malphite Yumi"}, {"start": 18871.24, "end": 18875.08, "text": " Who am I going against Jax Yumi or Malphite?"}, {"start": 18876.24, "end": 18878.24, "text": " Wait, it's Malphite. Is it not?"}, {"start": 18878.24, "end": 18884.36, "text": " no mouth that's top you means made maybe is you me the one made who the fuck is"}, {"start": 18884.36, "end": 18889.24, "text": " you it's probably last pick"}, {"start": 18895.440000000002, "end": 18901.24, "text": " nope who is that who's Varus"}, {"start": 18908.24, "end": 18914.24, "text": " Malfight Mid-Elema-O-O-O-O. What does that mean?"}, {"start": 18914.24, "end": 18921.24, "text": " You're cooked? What do you mean? Malfight Mid-Cooked."}, {"start": 18921.24, "end": 18924.24, "text": " Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean?"}, {"start": 18928.24, "end": 18933.24, "text": " Malfight Mid-Elema-O-GoodfuckingLuck? What does that mean?"}, {"start": 18933.24, "end": 18935.24, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18936.34, "end": 18940.04, "text": " What does mouth? I meant someone send me a video about my life someone send me a video about my life"}, {"start": 18940.24, "end": 18942.24, "text": " Someone send me a video for a mouth bite"}, {"start": 18963.24, "end": 18981.2, "text": " Let's talk about learning Malfight's abilities."}, {"start": 18981.2, "end": 18984.56, "text": " Malfight's passive grants him a shield of gray health that scales with 10% of his max"}, {"start": 18984.56, "end": 18989.04, "text": " HP when not taking damage after 8 seconds, scaling down to 6 seconds of level."}, {"start": 18989.04, "end": 18992.120000000003, "text": " The timer resets from all damage sources, minions included."}, {"start": 18992.12, "end": 18995.379999999997, "text": " Malfight's Q is a single target projectile that deals magic damage."}, {"start": 18995.379999999997, "end": 18997.46, "text": " Let's talk about learning Malfight's abilities."}, {"start": 18997.46, "end": 19000.94, "text": " Malfight's passive grants him a shield of gray health that scales with 10% of his max"}, {"start": 19000.94, "end": 19005.3, "text": " HP, when not taking damage after 8 seconds, scaling down to 6 seconds with level."}, {"start": 19005.3, "end": 19008.379999999997, "text": " The timer resets from all damage sources, minions included."}, {"start": 19008.379999999997, "end": 19012.18, "text": " Malfight's Q is a single target projectile that deals magic damage, scales with AP,"}, {"start": 19012.18, "end": 19016.34, "text": " and slows by stealing movement speed from the enemy hit, scaling with ability level."}, {"start": 19016.34, "end": 19018.7, "text": " Movement speed stolen will speed up Malfight as well."}, {"start": 19018.7, "end": 19020.82, "text": " Malfight's W has a passive and active portion."}, {"start": 19020.82, "end": 19024.86, "text": " The passive portion grints an outflight bonus armor, but if his gray HP shield is active,"}, {"start": 19024.86, "end": 19026.78, "text": " this value is tripled until broken."}, {"start": 19026.78, "end": 19030.66, "text": " The active portion enhances his next auto attack with bonus physical damage, and for the next"}, {"start": 19030.66, "end": 19034.66, "text": " 5 seconds his auto attacks deal slightly less physical damage than the first, but also create"}, {"start": 19034.66, "end": 19036.22, "text": " an AoE like Titanic Hydra."}, {"start": 19036.22, "end": 19040.1, "text": " This ability's damage scales with armor in AP, and is an auto attack reset."}, {"start": 19040.1, "end": 19043.06, "text": " Mouthlight's E is an AoE that deals magic damage around Mouthlight."}, {"start": 19043.06, "end": 19046.54, "text": " Enemies hit by this ability have lowered attack speed from 30 to 50%, depending on"}, {"start": 19046.54, "end": 19048.22, "text": " ability level for 5 seconds."}, {"start": 19048.22, "end": 19050.18, "text": " This also scales with AP and armor."}, {"start": 19050.18, "end": 19054.32, "text": " And finally, Malfight's ultimate is an unstoppable dash that deals magic damage and knocks up"}, {"start": 19054.32, "end": 19056.1, "text": " for 1.5 seconds when hit."}, {"start": 19056.1, "end": 19059.7, "text": " This is an AoE knockup, so this synergizes well with champions like Yasuo."}, {"start": 19059.7, "end": 19063.54, "text": " If you liked this, I'm gonna see the follow up for runes, items, and combos with Malfi-"}, {"start": 19063.54, "end": 19065.54, "text": " Oh, is I lost?"}, {"start": 19080.18, "end": 19082.18, "text": " Get on! Weep for a car, Marlin!"}, {"start": 19084.18, "end": 19085.18, "text": " MADLIN!"}, {"start": 19085.18, "end": 19086.18, "text": " MADLIN!"}, {"start": 19087.18, "end": 19088.18, "text": " I have to recall."}, {"start": 19088.18, "end": 19111.7, "text": " I hope someone fucking remade bro. I don't want to burst some Malfight mid."}, {"start": 19111.7, "end": 19115.3, "text": " Chat, if I'm better, do I, can I beat Malfight mid?"}, {"start": 19119.02, "end": 19120.34, "text": " What are you eating, Muda?"}, {"start": 19120.34, "end": 19121.420000000002, "text": " Is it my nuts?"}, {"start": 19121.420000000002, "end": 19123.52, "text": " Like Carter, I'm gonna punch you in the face."}, {"start": 19126.420000000002, "end": 19128.06, "text": " If he's Marlin, yes."}, {"start": 19128.06, "end": 19129.96, "text": " Malfight doesn't scale."}, {"start": 19132.7, "end": 19136.86, "text": " Yeah, but if lane is even, Malfight becomes hard to kill."}, {"start": 19136.86, "end": 19138.14, "text": " So chat, okay."}, {"start": 19138.14, "end": 19140.66, "text": " So in more simpler terms,"}, {"start": 19140.66, "end": 19144.7, "text": " Do I last hit and bring mouth fight towards my thing?"}, {"start": 19144.7, "end": 19145.98, "text": " Or do I just bully him?"}, {"start": 19145.98, "end": 19150.98, "text": " Like farm, farm, farm EQ, farm mid, farm EQ, farm mid EQ."}, {"start": 19153.74, "end": 19154.579999999998, "text": " What's better?"}, {"start": 19158.26, "end": 19159.26, "text": " Think we're bored."}, {"start": 19161.1, "end": 19163.42, "text": " He's gonna poke you if you play scared."}, {"start": 19164.94, "end": 19165.78, "text": " Okay, that."}, {"start": 19170.66, "end": 19175.66, "text": " Wait, I got my W, I just got my W."}, {"start": 19175.66, "end": 19179.66, "text": " Is there a way to get my W back?"}, {"start": 19179.66, "end": 19181.66, "text": " How do I get my Q?"}, {"start": 19181.66, "end": 19182.66, "text": " How do I get my Q?"}, {"start": 19182.66, "end": 19183.66, "text": " How do I get my Q?"}, {"start": 19193.66, "end": 19195.66, "text": " Boy, I like getting my Q first."}, {"start": 19200.66, "end": 19213.54, "text": " fuck because now I can't even get my E until watch for his Q and Ws and minions for the"}, {"start": 19213.54, "end": 19214.54, "text": " shield"}, {"start": 19214.54, "end": 19220.66, "text": " I'm the only one who harbingers"}, {"start": 19225.06, "end": 19231.74, "text": " Well, it's a remake it's a remake it's a remake it's a remake it's a remake"}, {"start": 19244.54, "end": 19259.260000000002, "text": " They say no to the remake?"}, {"start": 19259.260000000002, "end": 19274.46, "text": " They say no to the remake?"}, {"start": 19274.46, "end": 19281.46, "text": " the enemy agreed to surrender"}, {"start": 19284.739999999998, "end": 19291.739999999998, "text": " was that a remake?"}, {"start": 19297.379999999997, "end": 19300.86, "text": " honestly bro, I'll probably get a Q in like"}, {"start": 19300.86, "end": 19306.86, "text": " So I'm honestly gonna queue in like 30 seconds to like 2 minutes, bro."}, {"start": 19310.36, "end": 19310.86, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 19311.56, "end": 19313.16, "text": " I'm gonna queue in like 3 minutes."}, {"start": 19314.46, "end": 19315.66, "text": " What do you need to cap?"}, {"start": 19316.36, "end": 19317.16, "text": " Bros."}, {"start": 19317.66, "end": 19319.66, "text": " No, I'm not. I'm not in queue."}, {"start": 19330.86, "end": 19352.86, "text": " Adam Stamler playing League of Legends was not on my bingo card."}, {"start": 19352.86, "end": 19354.86, "text": " Wait, is Adam Stamler actually alive?"}, {"start": 19360.86, "end": 19367.86, "text": " Let's go, let's quit out, let's quit out."}, {"start": 19367.86, "end": 19368.86, "text": " Yeah, I quit though."}, {"start": 19368.86, "end": 19369.86, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 19369.86, "end": 19371.86, "text": " Oh, hey, no problem, bro."}, {"start": 19371.86, "end": 19373.86, "text": " Don't gotta tell me twice."}, {"start": 19373.86, "end": 19375.86, "text": " Can we please play the game now?"}, {"start": 19375.86, "end": 19378.86, "text": " Whatever the fuck this horror movie is."}, {"start": 19378.86, "end": 19381.86, "text": " Great, great, nice."}, {"start": 19381.86, "end": 19384.86, "text": " Yo, Los, let me make something clear to you, man."}, {"start": 19384.86, "end": 19389.86, "text": " In actual 2K, you can't catch and shoot with seven footers the whole game."}, {"start": 19389.86, "end": 19397.3, "text": " Scammer matters and shot that matters. You also can't fade with LeBron from the logo. Okay, so we're gonna play"}, {"start": 19397.3, "end": 19404.5, "text": " Okay, actual NBA teams not whatever that bullshit was okay. Holy shit. That was a show. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up 1-0"}, {"start": 19405.06, "end": 19407.06, "text": " No, no, all right. Yeah"}, {"start": 19409.66, "end": 19416.58, "text": " Chara Alec pause the stream I need to go pee like what was the reason for you to say Chara Alec? That makes no sense"}, {"start": 19416.58, "end": 19422.100000000002, "text": " Check your own verse Yaslman who's better who's better who's better"}, {"start": 19427.08, "end": 19429.08, "text": " Barra"}, {"start": 19431.54, "end": 19437.72, "text": " No, I'm not gonna get in here. No, no, no, check it out. I'm gonna queue in like five minutes. Let's load up YouTube"}, {"start": 19437.72, "end": 19448.120000000003, "text": " You know, but it looks for houses, bro."}, {"start": 19448.120000000003, "end": 19449.120000000003, "text": " Maybe you can find some houses."}, {"start": 19449.120000000003, "end": 19453.32, "text": " Chat, maybe look for some houses, bro, I'm going to be honest, because I get evicted"}, {"start": 19453.32, "end": 19457.600000000002, "text": " in one week and three days."}, {"start": 19457.600000000002, "end": 19458.600000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19458.600000000002, "end": 19460.600000000002, "text": " One week and three."}, {"start": 19460.600000000002, "end": 19461.600000000002, "text": " Oh, look at that."}, {"start": 19461.600000000002, "end": 19462.600000000002, "text": " That's weird."}, {"start": 19462.600000000002, "end": 19463.600000000002, "text": " That's weird."}, {"start": 19463.600000000002, "end": 19486.280000000002, "text": " Oh my god, they just found a house."}, {"start": 19486.280000000002, "end": 19488.280000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 19488.28, "end": 19491.039999999997, "text": " We'll lawheaded he just found the house."}, {"start": 19498.78, "end": 19502.1, "text": " I'm not going to first pick bro."}, {"start": 19502.1, "end": 19504.84, "text": " Yo yo yo yo, these remakes are suspicious."}, {"start": 19504.84, "end": 19507.28, "text": " We'll lawhead these remakes are suspicious."}, {"start": 19507.28, "end": 19509.079999999998, "text": " We'll lawhead these remakes are suspicious."}, {"start": 19509.079999999998, "end": 19513.239999999998, "text": " On God, yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo."}, {"start": 19514.079999999998, "end": 19515.46, "text": " I don't like this, I don't like this."}, {"start": 19515.46, "end": 19517.16, "text": " I don't like this."}, {"start": 19517.16, "end": 19524.8, "text": " Was that three remakes bro? What is this shit basement suite features its own bathroom wait to beat me"}, {"start": 19526.52, "end": 19528.52, "text": " There's a bathroom to this house"}, {"start": 19530.92, "end": 19536.579999999998, "text": " Well, I might actually I might actually get this house. I'm not even lying is this house in a good area"}, {"start": 19537.4, "end": 19539.4, "text": " Where's the neighborhood?"}, {"start": 19547.16, "end": 19551.16, "text": " Wait, this is a good neighborhood."}, {"start": 19561.16, "end": 19565.16, "text": " Uh, chat, why is there two doors to the house?"}, {"start": 19565.16, "end": 19581.2, "text": " No, no, not that door, it's a, there's two doors, there's three doors."}, {"start": 19581.2, "end": 19592.24, "text": " There's a garage door, this door and then this door."}, {"start": 19592.24, "end": 19593.84, "text": " Why not have three doors?"}, {"start": 19593.84, "end": 19598.36, "text": " Well technically there's four doors because there's a door in the back too."}, {"start": 19598.36, "end": 19600.76, "text": " So there's four doors to get into the house."}, {"start": 19600.76, "end": 19603.6, "text": " Why is there four ways to get into the house?"}, {"start": 19603.6, "end": 19609.420000000002, "text": " Motherfucker, why is there four ways to get into my house, bro?"}, {"start": 19609.420000000002, "end": 19611.7, "text": " Use one door a day?"}, {"start": 19611.7, "end": 19613.2, "text": " X me but one."}, {"start": 19613.2, "end": 19616.920000000002, "text": " You see some dumpster like that one more time on an actually dead-ass band of you."}, {"start": 19616.920000000002, "end": 19619.32, "text": " What do you mean use one door a day?"}, {"start": 19619.32, "end": 19621.8, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 19621.8, "end": 19626.44, "text": " What are you saying?"}, {"start": 19626.44, "end": 19629.76, "text": " Show your screen after champ select."}, {"start": 19629.76, "end": 19632.8, "text": " Show your screen after character select, okay, bye."}, {"start": 19632.8, "end": 19647.12, "text": " Chat with Lahi bro, I'm getting a little worried man."}, {"start": 19647.12, "end": 19649.12, "text": " I don't know, bro. I'm getting a little red."}, {"start": 19652.7, "end": 19653.7, "text": " 11."}, {"start": 19654.92, "end": 19657.92, "text": " Shat, I have 11 days to find a house."}, {"start": 19659.879999999997, "end": 19660.879999999997, "text": " 11 days."}, {"start": 19668.92, "end": 19673.039999999997, "text": " Oh my god, in the champion select chat, I typed Muda instead of Yone."}, {"start": 19673.039999999997, "end": 19675.039999999997, "text": " Like, what is wrong with me?"}, {"start": 19677.12, "end": 19680.719999999998, "text": " South is the greatest enemy."}, {"start": 19680.719999999998, "end": 19683.039999999997, "text": " Just go with one that fits your budget?"}, {"start": 19684.879999999997, "end": 19686.92, "text": " I mean, dude, I don't really have a budget."}, {"start": 19686.92, "end": 19690.64, "text": " The thing is, though, I applied for four houses and got rejected to all four"}, {"start": 19690.64, "end": 19693.48, "text": " because I wasn't married and I didn't have a family."}, {"start": 19696.12, "end": 19698.92, "text": " You don't just got banned."}, {"start": 19698.92, "end": 19700.719999999998, "text": " Slaba daba, bazaara."}, {"start": 19707.12, "end": 19723.3, "text": " you'll have more luck on cheaper houses the thing is bro I don't want a cheap"}, {"start": 19723.3, "end": 19729.1, "text": " house because 90% of the time the cheap houses aren't bad areas so I'm like kind"}, {"start": 19729.1, "end": 19731.719999999998, "text": " of scared bro"}, {"start": 19731.72, "end": 19737.56, "text": " Chow I'm gonna be homeless in a week, bro. Can I get a thousand gifted this week? Can I get a thousand gifted?"}, {"start": 19748.4, "end": 19751.66, "text": " You got 700 gifted today stop being greedy you Jew"}, {"start": 19751.66, "end": 19768.62, "text": " Yo, why are y'all saying, bro, why do y'all keep saying shameless viewbotter, like, bro,"}, {"start": 19768.62, "end": 19770.42, "text": " I'm not a viewbotter, are you fucking stupid?"}, {"start": 19770.420000000002, "end": 19772.420000000002, "text": " I would never have you bought in my life though."}, {"start": 19774.420000000002, "end": 19776.420000000002, "text": " Are y'all serious bro?"}, {"start": 19785.420000000002, "end": 19787.420000000002, "text": " Chat, can I be honest man?"}, {"start": 19787.420000000002, "end": 19789.420000000002, "text": " Can I be honest bro?"}, {"start": 19789.420000000002, "end": 19791.420000000002, "text": " Can I be seriously honest with y'all?"}, {"start": 19791.420000000002, "end": 19793.420000000002, "text": " My whole life,"}, {"start": 19794.420000000002, "end": 19796.420000000002, "text": " before I became a streamer, you know,"}, {"start": 19796.420000000002, "end": 19799.420000000002, "text": " I was like, you know what bro, I want to be the biggest streamer in the world,"}, {"start": 19799.420000000002, "end": 19803.420000000002, "text": " And no matter how much views I had, whether it was 10,000 at the time,"}, {"start": 19829.420000000002, "end": 19831.480000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19859.420000000002, "end": 19861.480000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19889.420000000002, "end": 19891.480000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19919.420000000002, "end": 19921.480000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19949.420000000002, "end": 19951.480000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 19979.420000000002, "end": 20002.420000000002, "text": " Silas also has a dash."}, {"start": 20032.420000000002, "end": 20042.420000000002, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 20042.420000000002, "end": 20055.420000000002, "text": " I'm not even gonna fight him bro, you know that."}, {"start": 20055.420000000002, "end": 20061.420000000002, "text": " Bro, are you fucking serious?"}, {"start": 20061.420000000002, "end": 20064.86, "text": " Yo, are you stupid?"}, {"start": 20064.86, "end": 20068.9, "text": " You fucking retard, go the other way, you fucking retard."}, {"start": 20068.9, "end": 20070.54, "text": " You Jin Zhao fucking..."}, {"start": 20070.54, "end": 20072.54, "text": " No, well, you're actually a retard."}, {"start": 20072.54, "end": 20074.54, "text": " Well, you're a retard, bro."}, {"start": 20074.54, "end": 20076.54, "text": " Holy fucking..."}, {"start": 20076.54, "end": 20078.54, "text": " And then you're going to come take my wave."}, {"start": 20078.54, "end": 20080.54, "text": " Guess I'm not going to be able to kill you."}, {"start": 20091.420000000002, "end": 20100.420000000002, "text": " Shut up, Pete."}, {"start": 20100.420000000002, "end": 20116.620000000003, "text": " Holy shit, of course, on my rank up to bronze, I get a guy that says, no, I suck at jungle"}, {"start": 20116.620000000003, "end": 20118.820000000003, "text": " LOL, I play Phil."}, {"start": 20118.82, "end": 20120.82, "text": " Of course. Like, will Lahi, of course."}, {"start": 20128.26, "end": 20132.26, "text": " Don't be mad when I'm 0 and 8. Like, what the fuck are you saying?"}, {"start": 20135.46, "end": 20137.46, "text": " Do I have a heart?"}, {"start": 20138.34, "end": 20140.34, "text": " I don't know if I'm sure anymore."}, {"start": 20148.82, "end": 20160.34, "text": " beautiful! I love when my jungle is the one on fill. I love when my jungle is on fill when"}, {"start": 20160.34, "end": 20168.079999999998, "text": " we could have easily killed him. But no, the other team has a better jungle. Always! Always"}, {"start": 20168.079999999998, "end": 20172.14, "text": " has a better jungle man. Always. They always have a better jungle. Wala wa hiet, Allah,"}, {"start": 20172.14, "end": 20176.46, "text": " wa hiet, Allah they always have a better jungle. Wala they always have a better jungle."}, {"start": 20176.46, "end": 20179.66, "text": " They do one love they do one love they do they always have a better jungle"}, {"start": 20180.94, "end": 20183.899999999998, "text": " They always do it's not enough. It's not a joke anymore"}, {"start": 20187.34, "end": 20189.739999999998, "text": " Well, they do they always have a better jungle than mine"}, {"start": 20192.54, "end": 20196.26, "text": " Always could have easily killed them, but no"}, {"start": 20206.46, "end": 20211.42, "text": " Beautiful we already lost this game. That's all good. It's inevitable. I'll get bronze. I'm not really mad"}, {"start": 20212.14, "end": 20214.46, "text": " Okay, I'll get bronze inevitably"}, {"start": 20215.98, "end": 20217.98, "text": " It's okay. I'm not really"}, {"start": 20266.46, "end": 20273.379999999997, "text": " And we got the fucking thing out of soup that was so greedy, but that was beautiful"}, {"start": 20274.219999999998, "end": 20276.219999999998, "text": " honestly beautiful"}, {"start": 20283.34, "end": 20287.1, "text": " Oh God man my jungles on spell"}, {"start": 20290.18, "end": 20292.18, "text": " This game on the ball"}, {"start": 20296.46, "end": 20303.46, "text": " Watch yourself."}, {"start": 20303.46, "end": 20320.46, "text": " We're a long way from the seas of east."}, {"start": 20350.46, "end": 20357.46, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 20357.46, "end": 20366.46, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 20366.46, "end": 20374.3, "text": " well what is that it is getting on me like what is this"}, {"start": 20396.46, "end": 20406.12, "text": " I was pinging my jungler bro, like I was pinging my jungler, I wasn't even looking at him."}, {"start": 20406.12, "end": 20408.16, "text": " That was honestly on my fault."}, {"start": 20408.16, "end": 20410.239999999998, "text": " I just knew, you know what I need to do bro?"}, {"start": 20410.239999999998, "end": 20415.719999999998, "text": " I'm pretty sure Dauntest told Jinxie this rule and it was never rely on her teammates."}, {"start": 20415.719999999998, "end": 20416.719999999998, "text": " Never rely on her teammates."}, {"start": 20416.719999999998, "end": 20418.559999999998, "text": " He literally told that to Jinxie."}, {"start": 20418.559999999998, "end": 20420.76, "text": " I wish Hamza told me that too."}, {"start": 20420.76, "end": 20421.76, "text": " But you know what, it's fine."}, {"start": 20421.760000000002, "end": 20424.760000000002, "text": " Cuz now I understand to never rely on my teammates."}, {"start": 20424.760000000002, "end": 20426.760000000002, "text": " And then anything has been snaked."}, {"start": 20427.760000000002, "end": 20430.760000000002, "text": " Never ever ever rely on my teammates."}, {"start": 20430.760000000002, "end": 20431.760000000002, "text": " It's fine. It's fine."}, {"start": 20431.760000000002, "end": 20432.760000000002, "text": " I'm way better than this guy."}, {"start": 20432.760000000002, "end": 20433.760000000002, "text": " This guy's a fucking pussy."}, {"start": 20433.760000000002, "end": 20435.760000000002, "text": " He's running away every chance he gets."}, {"start": 20435.760000000002, "end": 20436.760000000002, "text": " He's literally horrible."}, {"start": 20436.760000000002, "end": 20438.760000000002, "text": " I'll beat him. I'll beat him."}, {"start": 20438.760000000002, "end": 20441.760000000002, "text": " I'll- I'll scale the fuck out of this guy and I'll shit on him."}, {"start": 20443.760000000002, "end": 20445.760000000002, "text": " I'm not upset."}, {"start": 20445.760000000002, "end": 20447.760000000002, "text": " I'm a little upset, but it's fine."}, {"start": 20451.760000000002, "end": 20453.760000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 20464.2, "end": 20470.980000000003, "text": " Where'd you go bro like what is wrong with this guy"}, {"start": 20481.760000000002, "end": 20487.7, "text": " Why would he even engage that fight though? Like why would he even engage that fight?"}, {"start": 20491.54, "end": 20500.74, "text": " Jax is a fanboy 100% I agree this guy's literally just on my dick 24-7 this fucking pussy actual loser, bro. I"}, {"start": 20503.420000000002, "end": 20505.420000000002, "text": " agree"}, {"start": 20511.760000000002, "end": 20529.2, "text": " Yes, alt or something, but I also have alt."}, {"start": 20559.2, "end": 20565.38, "text": " Oh, there's just such bad out of it. I'm just getting greedy, bro. I'm getting greedy. I need it like I need it"}, {"start": 20565.38, "end": 20570.02, "text": " I need a detail. I'm tilted. I'm tilted and I need a detail. I'm tilted and I need a detail"}, {"start": 20570.02, "end": 20573.5, "text": " Okay, I realized I'm tilted right now. I need a detail"}, {"start": 20589.2, "end": 20619.12, "text": " where's jax?"}, {"start": 20619.12, "end": 20628.86, "text": " okay this is winnable this is winnable this is very winnable I need to just"}, {"start": 20628.86, "end": 20630.86, "text": " I need a skill."}, {"start": 20630.86, "end": 20632.86, "text": " I need a skill."}, {"start": 20632.86, "end": 20634.86, "text": " Oh god, if you like."}, {"start": 20634.86, "end": 20636.86, "text": " Oh hell no."}, {"start": 20658.86, "end": 20671.78, "text": " even with my all you can't win you're a fucking shitter even with all you"}, {"start": 20671.78, "end": 20676.54, "text": " still fucking lose your trash never come near me again pussy you understand"}, {"start": 20676.54, "end": 20681.100000000002, "text": " me you got 90 bucks as well"}, {"start": 20681.100000000002, "end": 20688.100000000002, "text": " Good Jax."}, {"start": 20688.100000000002, "end": 20692.100000000002, "text": " Look at this guy."}, {"start": 20692.100000000002, "end": 20701.100000000002, "text": " He's a boyfriend."}, {"start": 20701.100000000002, "end": 20721.02, "text": " I mean, like most of the- I mean chat, what do I do there though, did I do anything wrong?"}, {"start": 20721.02, "end": 20724.100000000002, "text": " Like what did I do there?"}, {"start": 20724.100000000002, "end": 20729.500000000004, "text": " I can't- chat, like don't even flame me please, can I dodge with E?"}, {"start": 20729.500000000004, "end": 20730.500000000004, "text": " Run to turret?"}, {"start": 20730.5, "end": 20732.5, "text": " And I did dodge it"}, {"start": 20741.38, "end": 20747.54, "text": " But you're getting ganked by three people it's okay, literally true. I agree"}, {"start": 20750.66, "end": 20757.26, "text": " My jungler is on Phil he's 0 and 3 I have a stream stepping jacks that's 0 and 2, but it's okay. He's feeding. I don't even mind"}, {"start": 20760.5, "end": 20762.5, "text": " Drags up in two minutes"}, {"start": 20771.5, "end": 20773.5, "text": " Got a ward on this side"}, {"start": 20820.5, "end": 20844.5, "text": " fuck me there's a devil out there what oh"}, {"start": 20844.5, "end": 20848.5, "text": " how is that even happening what the fuck is happening there"}, {"start": 20848.5, "end": 20854.5, "text": " I mean chat, what do I do? Do I go help them and leave my lane? Do I even leave my lane?"}, {"start": 20864.5, "end": 20872.5, "text": " I mean look at my jungler. My jungler is not even doing anything. Why am I 100% sure my jungler is strong by the way?"}, {"start": 20872.5, "end": 20874.5, "text": " One lobby, one lobby, one lobby"}, {"start": 20902.5, "end": 20914.98, "text": " I wish I didn't get hit by that turret, but fuck."}, {"start": 20914.98, "end": 20915.98, "text": " E towards the wall?"}, {"start": 20915.98, "end": 20916.98, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 20916.98, "end": 20918.98, "text": " Why would I E towards the wall?"}, {"start": 20918.98, "end": 20926.1, "text": " I'm just going to go back to my E, you know?"}, {"start": 20926.1, "end": 20929.1, "text": " I'm just going to go back to my E, you know?"}, {"start": 20929.100000000002, "end": 20931.100000000002, "text": " Why would I eat with the wall?"}, {"start": 20931.100000000002, "end": 20933.100000000002, "text": " An enemy has been slain."}, {"start": 20935.100000000002, "end": 20936.100000000002, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 20938.100000000002, "end": 20939.100000000002, "text": " Yo, let's go to breakfast."}, {"start": 20939.100000000002, "end": 20940.100000000002, "text": " Nah, bro, I'm dead."}, {"start": 20940.100000000002, "end": 20941.100000000002, "text": " Like 20,000 and I'm like..."}, {"start": 20943.100000000002, "end": 20945.100000000002, "text": " You said dodge, silence, but of course not."}, {"start": 20946.100000000002, "end": 20948.100000000002, "text": " Whoa, chat, what do I do?"}, {"start": 20949.100000000002, "end": 20951.100000000002, "text": " I need to get mid tower and then just go everywhere else."}, {"start": 20951.100000000002, "end": 20952.100000000002, "text": " Right, chat?"}, {"start": 20953.100000000002, "end": 20954.100000000002, "text": " Let's go to breakfast."}, {"start": 20954.100000000002, "end": 20955.100000000002, "text": " I missed you, bro."}, {"start": 20955.100000000002, "end": 20956.100000000002, "text": " How are you?"}, {"start": 20956.100000000002, "end": 20962.820000000003, "text": " Yo, how, like, fed is this thing, bro?"}, {"start": 20962.820000000003, "end": 20967.620000000003, "text": " And then I've dragged Jesus."}, {"start": 20967.62, "end": 20997.42, "text": " Wow, what a huge massive team death bro."}, {"start": 20997.420000000002, "end": 20999.420000000002, "text": " 3"}, {"start": 20999.420000000002, "end": 21001.420000000002, "text": " and I don't know if I see that"}, {"start": 21019.420000000002, "end": 21021.420000000002, "text": " let's see"}, {"start": 21057.420000000002, "end": 21059.420000000002, "text": " I'm just going to wait for him to come back."}, {"start": 21070.420000000002, "end": 21072.420000000002, "text": " I did a killing spree."}, {"start": 21072.420000000002, "end": 21074.420000000002, "text": " They won't take me."}, {"start": 21076.420000000002, "end": 21078.420000000002, "text": " An ally has been slain."}, {"start": 21117.420000000002, "end": 21119.420000000002, "text": " ability"}, {"start": 21122.300000000003, "end": 21124.300000000003, "text": " We'll see about that"}, {"start": 21147.420000000002, "end": 21176.780000000002, "text": " is this guy smurfing? how is this guy this fed? no i miss my Q"}, {"start": 21176.78, "end": 21183.78, "text": " I missed my Q, I would have killed him if I had."}, {"start": 21187.039999999997, "end": 21193.039999999997, "text": " You're top and jungler fed him?"}, {"start": 21193.039999999997, "end": 21198.28, "text": " Wow, just so blown out of the water, man."}, {"start": 21198.28, "end": 21205.28, "text": " I mean, he's like, I don't know."}, {"start": 21206.78, "end": 21208.78, "text": " Now I'm gonna have to rest on the scene."}, {"start": 21208.78, "end": 21210.78, "text": " Now."}, {"start": 21210.78, "end": 21213.78, "text": " Enemy double kill."}, {"start": 21213.78, "end": 21215.78, "text": " A."}, {"start": 21215.78, "end": 21218.78, "text": " I'm gonna get this."}, {"start": 21218.78, "end": 21221.78, "text": " Get this."}, {"start": 21221.78, "end": 21224.78, "text": " Get this."}, {"start": 21224.78, "end": 21226.78, "text": " Get this."}, {"start": 21226.78, "end": 21229.78, "text": " Get this."}, {"start": 21229.78, "end": 21232.78, "text": " Get this."}, {"start": 21232.78, "end": 21235.78, "text": " Seventeen."}, {"start": 21236.78, "end": 21245.42, "text": " Yeah, I mean, dog shit team on my carry bro, like horrible, horrible jungler bro."}, {"start": 21245.42, "end": 21246.699999999997, "text": " How do I report this guy bro?"}, {"start": 21250.3, "end": 21254.059999999998, "text": " For right manipulation team sabotage."}, {"start": 21260.62, "end": 21265.26, "text": " Sorry, something unexpected happened about trying to create your lobby."}, {"start": 21265.260000000002, "end": 21267.260000000002, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 21274.86, "end": 21278.22, "text": " Apparently, League is down. Servers are bugged right now."}, {"start": 21278.86, "end": 21283.74, "text": " So that's what happened. I got into a lobby with five chat GBTA agents."}, {"start": 21284.780000000002, "end": 21288.620000000003, "text": " Is that what happened? I got into a lobby with five chat GBTA agents. Is that what happened?"}, {"start": 21295.260000000002, "end": 21308.06, "text": " Perfect perfect time to vaude review uh chat I'm gonna be ending my streamer right um"}, {"start": 21308.06, "end": 21310.06, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 21320.5, "end": 21322.5, "text": " Vaudevue the Jinzao?"}, {"start": 21322.5, "end": 21323.08, "text": " Que s..."}, {"start": 21323.08, "end": 21325.08, "text": " Emo la Jinzao, that fucking..."}, {"start": 21325.960000000003, "end": 21329.54, "text": " Literally sitting mid. I don't know how to play mid. Literally throwing."}, {"start": 21329.54, "end": 21330.54, "text": " Is a..."}, {"start": 21330.54, "end": 21333.54, "text": " How am I getting win traders?"}, {"start": 21333.54, "end": 21335.54, "text": " INLEGAL LEGENDS!"}, {"start": 21338.06, "end": 21356.54, "text": " Vod review the clutch game with Hamza I don't want a Vod review, well I don't even Vod review"}, {"start": 21356.54, "end": 21362.34, "text": " in Valorant's. I've never Vod reviewed and I've made my way to rank 1 in Valorant and"}, {"start": 21362.34, "end": 21365.82, "text": " I've never bothered you and I made it to rank one in valorant"}, {"start": 21372.78, "end": 21375.38, "text": " Wait, League of Legends is actually down"}, {"start": 21385.02, "end": 21387.02, "text": " Why is League down"}, {"start": 21392.34, "end": 21396.02, "text": " Why is Valorant down?"}, {"start": 21396.02, "end": 21398.46, "text": " Or League down?"}, {"start": 21398.46, "end": 21399.62, "text": " Please do a Vod review."}, {"start": 21399.62, "end": 21404.14, "text": " I'm probably just going to go to the gym bro, I'm probably just going to end stream"}, {"start": 21404.14, "end": 21405.78, "text": " and go to the gym chat."}, {"start": 21405.78, "end": 21409.38, "text": " Oh, that means we need to get bronze tomorrow bro."}, {"start": 21409.38, "end": 21414.9, "text": " Which also means that bro, we need to put Predator on hold because bro, Zayn hasn't"}, {"start": 21414.9, "end": 21415.9, "text": " gone on in a minute."}, {"start": 21415.9, "end": 21420.02, "text": " So maybe we do Valorant, League of Legends and hold a game tomorrow."}, {"start": 21420.02, "end": 21425.02, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 21425.02, "end": 21432.02, "text": " I I"}, {"start": 21432.02, "end": 21436.02, "text": " would have"}, {"start": 21436.02, "end": 21438.02, "text": " showed us your balls before you go."}, {"start": 21438.02, "end": 21440.02, "text": " Like I'm going to punch you Carter."}, {"start": 21440.02, "end": 21442.02, "text": " I'm literally going to punch you though."}, {"start": 21442.02, "end": 21444.02, "text": " Hey,"}, {"start": 21444.02, "end": 21446.02, "text": " what was that?"}, {"start": 21446.02, "end": 21452.46, "text": " ever the fuck was that green see Jack I'm in post-date right when I reached the"}, {"start": 21452.46, "end": 21456.66, "text": " second beer now if I think the third beer GG I'm drunk and then most people"}, {"start": 21456.66, "end": 21461.82, "text": " we got a state right here I have two beers but I'd rather die than lose this"}, {"start": 21461.82, "end": 21482.5, "text": " I was never like a chat. I was never a"}, {"start": 21482.5, "end": 21489.5, "text": " a sport game player. Was 2k fun chat? Was 2k fun?"}, {"start": 21489.5, "end": 21494.5, "text": " Like, real though, Obama? He was like, I'm him. That was fucking me."}, {"start": 21494.5, "end": 21497.5, "text": " I'm the top. Yeah, you're the top, the top."}, {"start": 21497.5, "end": 21500.5, "text": " Actually, I was just talking about that."}, {"start": 21503.5, "end": 21506.5, "text": " All right! What is that, Lose?"}, {"start": 21506.5, "end": 21509.5, "text": " I had a good job, him, bro. Now you're in trouble."}, {"start": 21509.5, "end": 21512.6, "text": " I got the worst game ever."}, {"start": 21515.5, "end": 21516.6, "text": " FIFA better."}, {"start": 21520.2, "end": 21521.5, "text": " Double him, double him."}, {"start": 21521.5, "end": 21523.2, "text": " Time out, I'd like this one."}, {"start": 21523.2, "end": 21524.5, "text": " You got it, you got it."}, {"start": 21524.5, "end": 21526.1, "text": " Every discussion counts right now."}, {"start": 21526.1, "end": 21527.7, "text": " There's two minutes left, every discussion counts."}, {"start": 21527.7, "end": 21529.1, "text": " I'd like this one."}, {"start": 21529.1, "end": 21530.4, "text": " And I'm out of the beer."}, {"start": 21531.7, "end": 21532.9, "text": " Look at the beer, I'll pause it."}, {"start": 21532.9, "end": 21533.9, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 21533.9, "end": 21535.6, "text": " I'm gonna stay at two beers."}, {"start": 21535.6, "end": 21537.4, "text": " I might get a third beer for game three."}, {"start": 21537.4, "end": 21544.4, "text": " game through what's funny about game three yeah I tried down funny about that"}, {"start": 21544.4, "end": 21554.02, "text": " dump and please and he's missing one of these and I don't think he's any more"}, {"start": 21554.02, "end": 21556.960000000003, "text": " timeouts"}, {"start": 21556.96, "end": 21558.96, "text": " No I have, I have no more shit."}, {"start": 21562.46, "end": 21565.96, "text": " Jett I lowkey probably shouldn't have felt it still there, but if I don't I died on the floor."}, {"start": 21565.96, "end": 21567.96, "text": " Because Tio helped me stand alive."}, {"start": 21570.96, "end": 21572.46, "text": " Look we're putting low cats on the side."}, {"start": 21572.46, "end": 21573.96, "text": " Jett what was the best 2k?"}, {"start": 21573.96, "end": 21574.96, "text": " Four for four."}, {"start": 21575.96, "end": 21577.96, "text": " Alright now waste time, waste time, we're good."}, {"start": 21578.96, "end": 21581.96, "text": " And here's Kovar, he'll bring it up to the temper walls."}, {"start": 21581.96, "end": 21584.96, "text": " Now Ember, I'll ramble on the screen."}, {"start": 21586.96, "end": 21588.96, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21597.6, "end": 21603.34, "text": " 2k 67 like actually don't fuck yourself. What do you mean 2k 67 are you stupid?"}, {"start": 21616.96, "end": 21618.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21631.36, "end": 21633.36, "text": " Know what are you doing?"}, {"start": 21646.96, "end": 21648.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21676.96, "end": 21678.96, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21679.66, "end": 21682.059999999998, "text": " That's literally game, bro"}, {"start": 21682.82, "end": 21688.48, "text": " That's game. All right chat. I'm done bro league doesn't work. I'm gonna go to the gym bro. I'm gonna go to the gym"}, {"start": 21688.48, "end": 21689.76, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 21689.76, "end": 21692.32, "text": " Hi Charlie to the gym i'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym right"}, {"start": 21695.94, "end": 21698.96, "text": " What do you mean thank God Carter what do you think God"}, {"start": 21699.719999999998, "end": 21702.579999999998, "text": " What do you mean thank God Carter? What do you think God?"}, {"start": 21703.18, "end": 21705.36, "text": " Mudo horror tomorrow"}, {"start": 21705.36, "end": 21710.04, "text": " Insha'Allah insha'Allah. I don't know we need to push for bronze tomorrow. No apex"}, {"start": 21710.04, "end": 21715.98, "text": " We're gonna put apex on a break because apex legends zane just completely ditched me bro. He's completely gone"}, {"start": 21715.98, "end": 21717.74, "text": " So yeah, I don't know where you went"}, {"start": 21717.74, "end": 21723.14, "text": " But yeah, bro. Anyway, love y'all man. Listen, bro. Take care yourself. Drink some water eat some food"}, {"start": 21723.14, "end": 21728.58, "text": " I'll see y'all tomorrow, bro. Today was low key a w sheen. It was just a w filler day, bro"}, {"start": 21728.58, "end": 21733.100000000002, "text": " Which honestly, I don't mind. I don't mind at all. I don't mind at all, bro. I don't mind at all"}, {"start": 21736.36, "end": 21738.36, "text": " Take care bro"}, {"start": 21739.12, "end": 21743.52, "text": " I'm gonna I need to figure out I need to figure out how to"}, {"start": 21744.72, "end": 21750.0, "text": " Try to figure out how to get predator without zane, and I don't know if that's possible"}, {"start": 21750.600000000002, "end": 21755.16, "text": " Anyway, I love y'all bro. Take care yourself drink some water eat some food bro, and"}, {"start": 21756.08, "end": 21759.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, bro. Take care, bro. I'll see y'all tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow. Okay. I'll see y'all tomorrow"}, {"start": 21760.28, "end": 21762.28, "text": " I'll see y'all tomorrow"}, {"start": 21765.36, "end": 21767.36, "text": " I'm not gonna talk to shit, don't be amazed"}, {"start": 21767.36, "end": 21770.36, "text": " Both ways, shit's the plan around it, Beatles plays"}, {"start": 21770.36, "end": 21773.36, "text": " Yeah, can we leg it like we free the slaves"}, {"start": 21773.36, "end": 21776.36, "text": " I can't get hell, I want the villains set my feet ablaze"}, {"start": 21776.36, "end": 21778.36, "text": " My heart heartings every year like sneakers"}, {"start": 21795.36, "end": 21824.28, "text": " I'm living our quality those way you niggas ain't getting no bread"}, {"start": 21824.28, "end": 21826.28, "text": " They ruin the keto phase"}, {"start": 21826.28, "end": 21828.28, "text": " Wisdom coming out my mouth like some teething pain"}, {"start": 21828.28, "end": 21830.28, "text": " My whip used to have"}, {"start": 21830.28, "end": 21832.28, "text": " FIRE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"}]}