you
Yeah.
Your body wants it.
I know the thoughts.
Oh, you bout it, bout it.
You're a big girl.
And it's your words.
And I'ma let you do it, how you.
Girl, I like you.
Yeah!
What the fuck?
Girl, I like you.
You'll be shocked.
I was surprised, baby
I got you, girl
Oh, I got it, girl
Bro, what the fuck?
What do you guys mean, we got saved?
We got saved. We got saved.
We got saved. Even the camera doesn't want you.
Yo, who do you think you're talking to, girl?
I am the most build-looking streamer in the entire world.
Don't ever say stop it you ugly as shit you fucking long-nosed Jewish bitch
How many times I tell y'all I'm not I'm not Jewish I'm not Jewish
Mooda when can I get a black tank top stream again?
I can't when I get a stream of your fat ass. All right, so I can you you know so I can you uh
You do that I can do that. All right. Anyway chat. How is everyone doing though generally man chat rate your morning on a
scale of 1 to 10 chat rate your morning on a scale of 1 to 10 rate your morning on a scale of 1 to 10
like a 5 out of 10 why is it a 5 out of 10 bro are you fucking crazy bro are you
fucking crazy are you fucking crazy bro uh chat i need a song right now one sec give me one
I need to look for a song
Okay, I leaked leaked check Twitter
We checked with a leak check Twitter leak check Twitter. How is everyone doing bro?
We checked with the check Twitter, bro, we checked with it, bro, okay
Okay, now.
Shots!
Muda, can you please get off the screen? You look revolting.
Bomb emoji, bomb emoji, bomb emoji, bomb emoji, bomb emoji, bomb emoji, bomb emoji.
Now listen, bro.
Bomb emoji.
I heard you good with them soft lips at Muda.
Listen bro, listen bro, how is everyone doing man?
How is everyone doing man?
Xenon is cool RL with the 5 months I love you, add on with the 11 months I love you, so much
God bless you, add to much with the 7 months I love you, so much God bless you.
Shout out, listen man.
Today, Nuda no more boosting for you.
Diamond masses and apex fighters can only solo queue and apex legends
Hold up
So, as I start my fucking series to Pederer, as I start my series to Pederer, this is what happens.
Muda, you're already a Pederer. Yo, do you want me to shut...
Listen bro.
Why man?
Why the second I start the series they do this update bro.
I feel like every game is like fucking on my ass for some reason bro.
Genuinely bro.
Genuinely, Genuinely, Gen-
Game you touch they update the game just to make your life more miserable. Yo, bro. Stop that shit, bro
Stop that shit stop that shit, bro stop that shit
Anyway, bro, it's a sad day. It's a sad day. It's a sad day
Uh chat today. We've been doing a league recently. We've done a lot of valorant segments
So today we're gonna take a day off from the valorant segments
All right chat also update. Uh, we have currently, um
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven days to move out of this house before we get kicked out.
We have eleven days, we have eleven days to play, to move out of this house before we get kicked out.
Baza, rat.
Hey, Muda, we miss you in the furry community when are you coming back?
Are you fucking stupid, bro? What are you saying?
I'm not a fucking furry, bro. Don't make me punch this monitor. Stop that ass. Actually, actually
Big bro with the three months, I love you so much. God bless you bro atlas with the 11 months
I love you bro. God bless you just moving with me brah
Why would I even chat in here LL well zero hose in here? Are you crazy? I have the biggest
I have first of all my girls aren't hose don't ever say something like that ever again before I fucking ban your bitch
Second of all, I have a lot of beautiful ladies in this chat. Chat type one if you're a lady. Chat type one if you're a lady.
Are you a mooder who knew my fab lesbians?
Don't ever disrespect my community ever again bro. Don't ever disrespect my community ever again. You understand me? Don't ever disrespect my community ever again.
All right, not anybody today is going to be a fun day if that is true.
Is that actually true chat?
Is that actually true?
Let's check it out.
I need to open up steam and see is apex legends only solo queueable.
It's solo queueable only we're going to place a valorant very little bit of valorant.
Then we are going to place up apex and try to get diamond one today.
And if we can get diamond one today, we're gonna go to diamond one and then we're gonna
play some eight pack uh, League of Legends and then we're gonna call it a day.
We're gonna call it a day.
Now, first of all chat, do y'all give me permission to clean my monitor bro.
There's a lot of spit on my monitor.
There's a lot of spit on my monitor bro.
Can I go clean it bro?
You are our slave lick it clean like what he's I'm gonna punch you in the head, bro
React yes, we're gonna do react. I just want to I want to just see if the update is true
I want to see if the update is true
How do I know if it's true?
Yo Mooda-ong I think we need some game switch ups.
It's low key being on the same rotation.
Chat agrees.
It's a roll out.
So roll out for some people.
What is this?
Seems like the update is slowly rolling out.
Jesus, that.
Muda, it's sad that you can't play Rainbow Six Siege anymore.
How do I tell you I'm playing Rainbow Six Siege off-screen?
They just shut up, benefiting on an account that they'll never find.
And the name is so weird, they'll never find out the name.
They'll never find me out, bro, they'll never find me out.
They'll really never find it.
All I'm gonna say is that has something to do with Pringles.
I
The anti-cheat and it's like a code.
Did that make games?
Snipe my computer?
Dude, high-five?
I've never seen an uglier human being than high-fives like genuine.
Like, what is this?
What the fuck is high-fives?
Like, what is this for sure?
Like, what the fuck is this?
Look in the mirror says you ironic you're more chopped
Mura says you bar
Let's see what reacts is up to do, all right?
Let's see.
A great pilot, great pilot here.
Follow that man, follow that man, follow that man.
What the hell?
Yo, can y'all stop turning me into a Jew?
Like why do y'all want me to be Jewish so bad?
Why do y'all want me to be Jewish so bad, I don't understand.
What do you mean not AI?
Like obviously you guys are adding this haircut to me, bro.
I don't have this haircut coming off of me bro.
Is there a fucking, do you guys like have a jew fetish? Like genuinely.
Why do y'all want me to be jewish so bad? I'm Lebanese bro.
My top 25 favorite streamers.
XQC slash Kai Senat, Staber Ronaldo, Jynxie, Joel Bart, Jason Nguyen, I Show Speed, Lacey, Muda.
Aww, really? Why is Rekai even on your list? Why is Rekai even on your list?
Did she respond to me yes or no bro?
Did she respond to me yes or no?
Muda is lost laughing emoji.
Okay?
Let's see if I'm washed.
Yeah, that's not my fault.
Yeah, that's not my fault. Anyway, activity... let's see what we got going on here. Where's
the high mommy? Where's the high mommy? Comment.
I'm still scorching out in these two
That's why we made race glasses a way to see life from other perspectives.
For example, if I set the race glasses to Asian mode and put them on, my vision goes
from this to the Asian perspective.
I can't say the cherry blossoms are so beautiful.
It makes it you can walk on my island someone's shoes and you know the cherry blossoms are super
I
you
Hey!
Here's me, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby!
Frantic, if you ever needed someone to fuck in the asshole, you could fuck me, bro.
If you ever, ever, ever need anything from me, an airplane, anything, I will give you anything, Frantic.
Frantic, thank you so much for the 200 gifted subs for my birthday, bro.
200 gifted subs for my birthday.
Hey Siri, FaceTime, Melvin!
Keep going just keep going, please
I think I love you so much, bro. Wallahi. I love you, bro. Wallahi. I love you both
Oh, by the way, y'all don't want to know what I search up in the search bar every time I search this song up, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
What the fuuuuck?
If this guy can say it, we can say it too.
No, no, no, no, no.
If this guy can type it out, I should be able to type it out too.
All right, lead the way, Muda, smiley face.
I love you so much, bro.
Thank you so much for all the gifts and sums, bro, while I love you.
Wild Mooder, today I feel prideful and proud of you.
I hope it doesn't turn out your view-bottom, it would break my heart and trust.
Does he know?
I'm actually going to call high-fives real quick.
Mooda calling, Mooda calling, Mooda calling, Mooda calling, Mooda calling.
Wait, you can curve your ma-bar.
Are you like, are you stupid?
What would you rate this individual on a scale of 1 to 10?
Like let's say you're at the club with your girlfriends and you guys are all girls, you
are all taking shots and drinks, it's a girl night, it's a girl night, you look to your
left and you see this man staring at you.
Do you A. Give him your number.
B. Pepper spray him in the eyes or C. Call the police.
D, I'm killing myself.
What the fuck happened here?
Genuinely.
What are you guys even turning me into?
Speed.
Number one.
Okay.
Number two, okay, jinxie number three. Yeah, what makes jinxie number three?
Do I bitch slap the fuck out of this guy?
Do I genuinely bitch slap the fuck out of this guy?
Number three. Yeah, what makes jinxie number three?
Do I slap this shit out of you, bro, do I slap this shit out of you?
Like, uh, listen, bro.
First of all, there's two things wrong with this list.
First of all, I shall speed is number one.
Second of all, Jig C is number two.
Third of all, Muda is supposed to be on number three.
Like what are you saying, bro?
Genuinely, what are you saying? I'm supposed to be number three here, bro
I'm supposed to be number three. It's supposed to be it's supposed to be it's supposed to be speed
Jinxie Muda high-fives and
And it should just be like that bro. It should genuinely be like that. Yeah, I was but there's a reason there is a reason
Why I'm on 38,000 point six viewers
There is a reason why I have thirty eight point six thousand viewers
yeah thirty thousand bots lol are you stupid do I look like out of you I would
never have you by a million years I would never
I
Shishi, thank you so much, Hive Eyes, for the 3,000 of you who were rated.
I appreciate you so much, I love you, and I would suck your dick if I could, genuinely.
I would suck your dick if I could.
Generally, bro, I love you so much.
I love you.
And thank you so much.
I'm not singing the lyrics, but shushi.
Thank you so much.
I love you.
Shushi, I love you.
Chai, I thought you'd say it, right?
Is it shushi or shushi?
It's shushi, right?
Chai, it's shushi, right?
I didn't make anyone say hey Siri, hey Siri, call, uh, call Drake.
I don't see a Drake in your contacts.
Hey Siri, call Ariana Grande.
One option I see is Ariana Afghan restaurant on Michigan Avenue.
Hey Siri, call up.
21,000 viewers and I'm somebody I'll ask me muta, muta, muta, muta, muta, 21,000 viewers
these days, huh?
And I'm going to tell you all right now, man, listen, bro, life is amazing when you're
the biggest streamer in the world, bro, like genuinely, man, the biggest streamer in
the world, bro, the biggest streamer in the fucking world, man, y'all are talking
right now chat chat you are currently talking to the biggest streamer in the world how does it feel
how does it feel bro how does it feel to be talking to the biggest streamer in the world right now bro
One day you will reach Rekai's levels. I don't even think if I had Vubots I would even reach
to Rekai's level. There's Vubotters and then there's like literally there needs to be a
bot called Neon. Like we can make a bot called Neon bro. Like genuinely. It needs to be
the Neon package. You all know how they have like the Silver package, the Gold package,
the Platinum package, the Diamond package, the Champion package. Then there needs to
be like a neon package like literally right there genuinely oh I don't know
also needs to be like a burnt peanut option at the top that's it anybody
ropes enough shots fired well let's just chill out so what do y'all do on
your free time because it's genuinely concerning like
literally concerning what do you guys do on your free time
Opened up YouTube and thought Muda was on this ad.
Do you guys think like I look like everyone?
Like genuinely do you guys think that?
Bro someone said I look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Are you stupid?
I look nothing like that man.
Bro y'all literally say, y'all literally say I look like everyone.
I'll literally say I look like everyone, bro, literally.
I'm at the mall right now and I just got chick-fil-a.
It gave me this fucking burger.
This shit looked like a little Jewish kid.
Jesus, bro.
Is that real?
Is that a water balloon?
Listen, I'll tell you what Drake listen. I'll tell you what bro. Okay. I'm ready
I'm ready to actually leave my house for once. I'm ready. Okay me you then Aiden
Whoever else Kai obviously whoever else it's time. It's time to go on an adventure
I'm ready. I'm ready to leave my house the first time in six years. So, okay. What about me?
What what about train Rex TV?
I don't even fuck bro, I have to train and drink or I'll lick it up bro, I'll lick it up so I don't go fuck.
Chad is gonna answer, don't trip.
Chad, train literally never dodges my calls.
Train legitimately never dodges my calls bro, legitimately never, like never bro, never to no use.
Yo, what is this train clip?
What is train doing?
Alright, first clip of the day if you're watching in YouTube, like and sub, or I will
TOUCH YOU! ADRATIVELY!
First give it to the next. Stop! It's a casual clip.
Okay. If he's allowed to say it, I'm allowed to say it.
Uh, if... if someone doesn't drop a prime sub or a tier one sub in the next 37 seconds, I'm gonna fuck you.
No one sub so he can
you
I
How horny like boy my balls are down on my knees right now bro not my brother. He needed a bus
I had sex last night though
Shit, what's it's a social level bro. It's high a
I think a year ago I got blood work done. It was like 770
That's that's actually really that's actually really hot. Yeah, I don't know how good I don't know how people get like a
I'm 22. I just turned 22
Yeah, and I was really hot. That's good. I was like 620 years
20
I can tell you have high testosterone daddy
Listen, I'm really I don't work on them. I got man boots. I got highest estrogen right now
No, bro
Can you tell me cool that Moses loves her listen bro, what do you mean? Can you tell Nicole that Moses loves her?
What does that mean? Huh? I don't know. Anyway, you know what you mean you have another student. I'm not that I was supposed to be
What am I what am I sure my friends? I got you though
Well, I need to be your only like
You need to be my mentor, bro. You know, I got you. I got you. Don't worry. I want to be your descendant, bro
I want to be here. I got you. I got you
I thought you got the 21 though all stream is a lot easier, right all stream bro. No one can stop me
Bro, bro, bro. I was watching today. I swear to God like I'm not a lot
I feel you get over stimulated on stream
But you know you don't do this shit that I'll be telling you also
I did not tell you to do some of these plays and you were blaming me
Yeah, there was one moment where you told me to dive under tower and don't I did not I did not say dive
I said all in I didn't say dive under the fucking tower and then die. Okay. I miss I may have missed have heard
But anyways the 20 bomb yesterday, how was it how did it feel well
I always jump 20 bombs two days ago and three days ago. I did an offscreen as well and dropped like 80,000 damage
That's really good. I think I think right now. It's like you you have the mechanics, right?
You have mechanics. Yeah, you still don't want to close out game. Yeah. Yeah, but you know
I got way better at that now. I focus Drake. I focus Baron
When I get my tower, I crash the wave every time I recall I crash the wave and go bot lane
And back around dragon or Baron one minute before like
I did not see that when you're playing with GenC, but yeah, so you understand that but you don't do it. Yeah. Yeah
Also go on stream. Yo
Oh
On your life on my life on my entire make God kill all of us right now
But that guy was fucking smurfing brother. I'm telling you this Murphy
I know I know best, but you know you can see how good somebody is just on how they click right? Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I want somebody swings a corner or shoot
Yes, right. It's a salient league, but it's a lot. It's a lot easier to tell where I think yes
Yes, he's go. He was goldish plight level easily easily easily and I'm just not ready for that also
No, no, no, you were beating him again. You were no you you were beating him mechanically really. Yeah, you were literally fucking him up mechanically
You know, I just I just didn't know what the champion does. I'm telling you exactly
Listen to me bozo listen every game before when the champs likes in the game you need to first of all you need to hide your chance
I don't know why you're not hiding your chance like but you need to hover over the mid lane champions
See what champ what their champion does? Yeah, you know what the champion does you knock you're not gonna have a clue
what he does. I agree. I agree. Wallahi. I agree. Wallahi. I agree. I agree. Bro, low
key, I'm starting to understand everyone though, like Brand to have down, Miles to have down.
We are playing against everybody, trust me. There's no way. No, no, no, not everyone.
But in low elo, everyone kind of plays the same people. So I'm slowly understanding
those people that they play low elo. You know? The higher you go, the more complex
champion they play. Yeah, I agree. I agree. I agree. So that champion that
playing as right there you know is here yesterday one of our heart that's one of
the hardest champions to play man one of and he was doing good bro I'm not a lot
you know he wasn't he was just doing better than the average in your ego
that's it yeah like I didn't know how to form bro how do I form against the
guy soldiers right yeah some of so but you just walk around it like you play
around that that's what your champions good at all anything because if he
drops is somewhere you just go all the way around and it's all in there yeah
don't play around that's it simple true all right I'll go to you I'll go to you
lady say okay yes let me know what's on my time by six nine what's what are you
busy yes yes it's 3 30 right now okay so around 8 p.m. 9 p.m. for you okay
All right, fuck it. I'm done.
If it's sooner than I'll let you know.
You know, you need to play on your own as well.
Yes, you're right. You're right.
Also, do me a favor. Please stop hiding your map.
Like, just go stream mode, hide your queue, and then just don't hide your map.
Okay, got it.
You're not at the elo where ghosting will really matter.
Okay.
If you're good enough, you'll still win.
Okay, okay.
I kind of want you to get ghosted as well, so it's like harder games for you.
And you'll learn that way.
Okay.
Because if you play, if you play with the fundamentals, you'll always win.
I just love my coach, bro. I actually just love my coach, man. I love my coach, bro. I actually love my coach. Oh
I love my coach
Co-ed
dual valorant tomorrow wait, there's a valorant tomorrow, and I'm not invited
Hey Siri FaceTime Jason Naline. Starting the FaceTime call to Jason Naline.
Yo what's up bro? Yo what is this right here?
What is the word right here?
Co-ed dual fast tournament tomorrow?
Oh, yeah, I'm doing that tomorrow. I just haven't invited everybody yet. You know what I'm saying?
Am I in?
Well, the thing is bro, I'm not having like good ass players in it, you know what I'm saying?
And you're fucking top one in the world in like four different countries!
You know what bro, okay, I appreciate it bro. You know what okay, bro
Hey, bro, okay, bro. Hey, just want to make sure bro. I love you bro. Thank you bro. Take care of yourself
Yeah, I got you I'll rage you bro, you know, I'm up now. I got 27,000 viewers right now, bro. I'm up now
I got you bro. I got you. I got you, bro
20,000 Plankers bro 20,000 Neons chat we got 20,000 Neons 20,000 Burt peanuts today, bro. What's up, bro?
Hey, bro. What's up, bro? 20,000 Burt peanuts and 20,000 Neons, bro. Let's go, bro
Let's go, bro. Let's go
20,000 Rekhais
All right, bro. Anyway, how is everyone doing, bro? Let's do it. Let's do some reacts, bro
Okay, so I accidentally skipped but I'm honestly glad that I accidentally skipped cuz what the fuck is this?
The furry discord misses you please come back
I'm not ever coming back!
You've changed now, Devin!
The furry discord misses.
Yo, that is so fucked up, bro.
That is so fucked up, bro.
it bro it's so confusing that is bro what the fuck is wrong with you Jason
the mean ass at fucking elbows bro
yo bro what the fuck is up with monkeys bro
well the thing is wallahi high-vices chat at 1,500 viewers is faster than
burnt peanuts 40,000 viewer like I'm done I'm done I'm legitimately I'm
actually like cheese though I'm actually cheese mood are you cheater what are these
stats this isn't even me bro it's quarter in the chat Jesus what is
Carter saying bro I swear to God if I open up this giant quarter saints I'm
dumb shit boy he's getting fucking bit mooda can you look at my nuts yet
Muda, look at my ballsack, I said it in your DMs. Muda, you're making my nuts itch. Muda,
my asshole needs your. Yo, quarter, what the fuck is JNM wrong with
This game is ass by the way really famous is it really bad
Mooda check my mess gates boy
Hey chat today is day 12 of thou be informing you that Mooda is an unclassified israeli spy
I'm not
Type 1 if counting down minutes until Junko is live and we can leave this shit hole
No listen
Live just cuz you're mad
Okay, listen live just cuz you're mad at me that you can't be as good as me and Valorant
But you don't have to be like you don't be mad. You don't be cheese though. Just be happy for me
All right, just be happy for me. Okay. Just be happy for me, you know while you're married, okay?
You're happily married. Okay. I am
Grinding bro, and you know it was you you were on the wall. Where was I on the wall here?
What are you talking about? I'm on the wa-
Y'all think that's funny?
Y'all think that's really funny?
Y'all think that's funny?
They added you in the game.
Move and check my messages before I crash out and rip your limbs off.
What type of messages are you sending, bro, at Doge?
If it's some bullshit, bro, I'm banning you, bro.
Check my messages, check my messages, one, one, one, one.
Check my messages.
So Doge, you're retarded.
What is this?
Damn you sexy, respectfully.
How old are you?
23, how old are you?
Dude vaping is so like...
It's not that it's unattractive
It is unattractive
But I don't really care about that
To be honest, it's your body
I don't give a fuck if you vape
It's just unhealthy bro
What do you mean says you?
I don't vape dumbass
I don't vape bro
listen in second of all bro second of all no one should be vaping bro it's very
unhealthy it's very unhealthy bro 20 you think I'm younger than you yeah I need
to change my face somehow so how old are you I'm 27 you're not 27 I'm 27 I'm
telling you like you look like you're you say well I yeah I saw the light I
would not have guessed that guess what you're a Middle Eastern pay up I'm
I'm back for my trip and I wanted to say thank you for being such a great waiting room for Jinxy and other streamers.
Wishing you absolutely nothing but pain from the depths of hell.
Fuck you, Israel.
Yo!
JINNY LIVE GOODBYE, JINNY LIVE GOODBYE.
What is Jinxy Live?
I
Vice why are you possible?
No, no, no, yo nice
Like instantly when Jinxing goes live you guys just instantly leave my stream bro. I just don't know jiddy live. See ya
Like bro, you're gonna piss me off check in one sec dog
I'm gonna turn the AC on one sec. We'll lucky one sec. We'll lucky one sec. It's hot as fuck
and now you love me are you lesbian so bomber is there a way to check some
bodies donations it's a check mine I can't super positive what did you say
Doge, did you say anything nice to me, bro?
Uh, I can't, I don't know how to send it.
Oh, uh, no, I don't see anything, bro.
I just checked my messages, bro.
Bro, Francik really gifted 7,700 subs and got off.
Chat, how does Francik just gift 700 subs and just get off?
Chat, we're all good jicklers.
Live, we can stop pretending to like it here.
Why you seem like the guy who checks his shit every day to see if there's corn?
Here's a nice mash. Fuck you
Doge what the fuck is wrong with you
Why does everyone say in Lebanese people are gay chat, we're not gay bro. Yeah, I can say good morning to everyone
Oh
Modal reference
Ho
Type on if during 2jaxni stream
This is gotta be the worst song I've ever heard in my life
That's not going catch watch me flip watch me win
That fit is legit 200% Paulie
So likely bad, but at least his nose isn't big
I'd rather have a big ass nose and drop that shitty yeah like boolah
Yeah, I could probably drop a better song than that bro. I swear to God if I'm jumping on it
Maybe he's a stranger
Maybe he's a fool
Man, I want a cat, bro
Maybe he's a-
You know what? I'ma make you all a deal
When I move into my new house, I will get a cat
I will get a cat
What the fuck is this?
That's fucked up bro, that's so fucked up man, that's so fucked up bro.
Oh, I actually love animals, bro.
Move your nose, I can't see.
Mooda, you can barely look after yourself and worry about a pet later.
That cat gonna die with you.
Like bro, this shit better see me off, bro.
What did you try to do, bro?
My asshole is crying for you, Muda.
Yeah, that's enough, bro.
I'm gonna go play some Boundary, bro.
That's enough.
That's just...
Just
Chat
Should we hop on Valorant right away or should we hop on Omogul?
Should we hop on Omogul or should we hop on Valorant first?
Oh moggle first
The thing is but I think oh moggle is like dead or some shit like oh moggle doesn't work anymore
Tinder let me see it's tender even a thing. I've been getting no matches recently chat. I'm gonna be honest
No, I'm gonna be honest. I don't get matched anymore. But am I chopped? I
Have two lights on tinder
I have two likes on Tinder.
you
Okay, um, I will be discontinuing Tinder and hinge after today.
I'm gonna go ahead and install and cancel subscription for both these apps right now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
suck my dick.
I'm done.
I am retiring Hinge and Tinder from my, no, no, no, cancel subscription, cancel subscription.
And yeah, that's done, bro.
That's done.
Done, done, done, done.
Uninstall, uninstall, uninstall, uninstall, uninstall, uninstall, Hinge, let's see.
Is there anything on Hinge?
I have one like.
Should I have one like, bro?
I have one like.
Three, two.
If this girl is my type and I actually like her,
I will redownload the app and real paper subscription.
Three, two, one.
And it's a guy.
Oh man, my.
Both uninstall for my phone, never again.
Never, ever again, you know,
dating websites are literally a scam.
Wulahi, Wulahi, Wulahi, Wulahi, Wulahi, Wulahi, Dating apps are literally a scam.
Like literally.
Like, I don't care what you say.
I don't care what you say.
They are scams.
I don't give a fuck.
They're just scams.
I've never seen someone get that many transformers in my life.
Muda, can you pound me?
Kordr, what is- Bro, shut up please, stop Kordr, I'm going to punch my monitor, bro,
that ass.
Alright chat, what do we do bro?
Some Valorant, some Valorant into some Apex Legends, into some League of Legends,
Yay, nay, or gay.
I just invited three people and all three people
just dodged me.
What the fuck is this shit?
Omogal, chat, Omogal's kinda dead, bro.
It doesn't work anymore, to be honest.
How did I just invite five ten people and all ten of them just said one point two k bits just to say fuck you
Do you guys like hate me or something bro like I don't understand
Guy just paid twelve dollars to just say fuck you
Like what is wrong with you twelve dollars just to say fuck you
Mother do a valent segment today chat. No vows segment today, bro. I've been doing a lot of vows segments recently
Loki, I've been, I've been Loki, like, doing a lot of Vow segments.
Let's take it slow a little bit, bro.
All right.
I'm deploying too much of my arsenal, bro.
All right.
I'm doing something.
I'm deploying too much arsenal today.
Uh, Sen, German, Senno, Katie.
What about Katie?
Does Katie want to play?
Uh, let's see.
I see.
Does no one want to queue with me?
I see.
Uh, let's see, I see, does no one want to queue with me?
Like does no one want to queue with me bro?
Does no one want to queue with me?
Destiny is calling and telling you to go
There's no one playing today!
Whoa, whoa
Saying no to dancing I wouldn't have known
Where everybody's moving you're lo-
you
All I had saying is I'm a 10 and a half hour stream
If you play Lee guy may genuinely gun myself down in GTA, please do not play that shit. Let me message Nick Murphes, bro
They don't know they don't know
one one more twin um
okay maybe i'm maybe i'm maybe i'm maybe
like three seconds i'm gonna kill you
oh my god this guy's actually nasty
i'm not hiding above me
i'm just walking i can't do it she went up she went up on the high i'm right
yep
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh, it worked nice rat call man. Yes, sir
All right, just oh, I don't need much guys just legitimately locked in man
You don't know him like that son bar
Why not Zane Zane is look bro Zane's again a ten and a half hour stream and he's screaming I
I don't want to know what's great, but right Zane you got time for me daddy today
Another team is great, but
What is this you want to see one high screw it's even high straight up. He's doing rank one grind. We can't yeah
Dole with poppin. He just went live
Should we do like two or three games of ranked chat with with poppin or no
Well, hey Siri, FaceTime poppin'.
Starting a FaceTime call to poppin'.
Maybe we do a little bit of Valorant ranked chat
and then we'll give you what you guys want
and then we'll do what I want later.
Hi daddy.
Yo, warm the street, you just went live?
Do you want to maybe bring back some rank 1 vibes with some little bit of duos?
Alright, I'll be seeing you in the lobby.
Leave Tech Twitter!
Like bro, why do I leak everything bro?
even the water might leak everything bro
as pop it on admi what's poppin's
fucking tag bro chat what is poppin's
tag
good thing you're getting kicked from
the house soon I know oh I'm actually
getting worried bro like stop joking
about that guys what the fuck is wrong with you terrorists yo yo yo what did you
like crew FTC flight team stand up was good bro fuck is up gang was good bro
long time no talk bro long time no see my brother long time to see even
bro blessed man blessed blessed super super blessed bro what about you I've
I've been fuckin' horrible, but yeah, you know, different paths, bro.
Barat, what happened?
They got me, bro. They fuckin' got me.
What happened?
They got me.
What got you?
They got me, bro.
What happened?
They got me good, bro. They got me good.
What happened?
This PCT thing was supposed to be fire.
I supposed to come in this year and just win everything.
And let's just say we're open as shit.
Bro, I mean, dude, it takes time, bro.
Greatness takes time, bro.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
It is true.
You know, if it was easy, everyone would be doing it, bro.
100%.
Other than that, though, bro,
health good, are you still taking your fish oils
from your glass supplement stores?
100%, brother.
I'll swap to a glass one too, bro, little key.
Mmm.
Okay, okay.
You know what I'm saying, bro, you know what I'm saying.
Bro, I've been seen here.
You've been going mainstream!
You've been going mainstream, old motherfuckers!
You know, bro?
Tushy, tushy, tushy.
Put it in the grind, bro. Just putting it to work, man.
Putting it to work, bro. That's it, man.
100%, bro.
I'm gonna do, uh, I wanna deploy China or Japan soon, bro.
But, uh...
I don't know, man.
I don't know, bro. I don't know.
What's she gonna do with it? Hit, like, some blogs?
I was thinking what do you think from like a standpoint I'm on a position where I don't know if I should do rake one anymore
I should just do radiate marathon with like I around and variety yeah between
Yeah, I think so I think that's it right because rank ones like you want to like pull your hair out
You don't get to do vlogs. I don't do IRL streams just like in the house all day
You're stressing you're tweaking
100% tweaking. It's permateweak.
Like literally, just literally. You gotta worry about everything, bro.
I think genuinely, bro, I think, what do you think? Like if you were a viewer, put yourself in a viewer position,
would you rather watch Muda like grind to rank 1 on like 40 second delay or radiant no delay
and just doing IRLs and shit as well?
Bro, 100% you go radiant no delay and then if you throw in random collabs, that would be fire.
I thought too low key
Clean
How's your family everyone good
Family's good family's good everyone's just chillin. What about you bro? Good bro. Life's good man. Life's good, bro
There's only this there's only one issue right now, bro
my lease is over in one week and
I don't have a house yet, bro
I
What are you thinking?
The garage that's a classic right there
Re-sign the lease
Yeah, bro, let me just re-sign. What are you thinking?
Do they have to get a new place or another lease or what are you doing?
They bought my house bro. They got me. They got me
Yep, four Indians pulled up to my stream and they bought my house on stream yesterday
I'm not even trying to get the fuck out of here
Literally like literally like Chuck like look at this bro. I look at this look at this clip
They got me bro. They got me. Well, lucky. They got me
They got me, bro
Well, what are boys? What up, what up? It's gonna be they got me bro. They got me man. They got me
My drone close
What pillar would it be?
I don't know.
You can see if they made it.
Yes, Mark, so...
I'll find him for you.
On me, on me, on me.
Close, close, close.
Aw, we lost.
Aw...
No shimmer mode I am on shimmer mode.
Uh, I just heard it. Fuck.
Right, I honestly can't wait to play League today, bro.
F1 Muda. Yo, can you guys please stop saying F1?
I'm not even on Apex, you dumbass.
Let's go A, let me work my outlaw.
The super strike is max win yeah it's got that new tech it's like the wounding for for
mouse how like you even need that is that even good i think so personally
interesting the rule did we just all die from the wall
Yeah
Bazaar
I'm not shy
Alright maybe I just get the super strike chat
You know I'm gonna buy the super strike right now bro
bro amazon.ca super striped
bro what the fuck are you smoking me bro my cock
my bad bro
I thought it was someone's nose bro fucking touching me
I'm drowning in the window
oh just from window what I hear oh yeah for the peak bro
oh yeah there we got there guys my nose
One backside
I'm living trigger-ball I'm made up of the long two seconds. All right
I bought a super strike both on the way to
Wait, can we wait until I get Orp?
Sure
I'm just gonna go over
Yeah, I'm sure you're gonna have to
I'm just gonna have to make sure that's in there
I'm gonna start playing League, you know
It's gonna be very over-stimulated for a second though
You all?
Yeah
Oh, I don't have bomb, chicken.
Oh, god.
Chicken.
Oh.
Blank, you know.
Who's there?
Last player standing.
No more.
One enemy remaining.
Standing ahead.
Oh, fuck.
Your nose blocked that shit.
Fuck.
Fuck
You're just not a closer, bro. You're just not
Go to Best Buy and Buy on stream, I would bro I'd love to bro, but I unironically they don't have an invest buy
It's only ship only
You shouldn't play league if you have an outside bro, I'm not gonna like
This is such a fun game, bro. I swear to God, man
It's like well once you get older
The what you like understand that that game is gonna take like
Months to get good at it's so amazing
Mooda you should inspect my ballsack Carter. I'm a
I'm waiting for you fam, are they not going to be here?
last player standing holy baiters on our team
Are they smoke this and then they wall this
All right, I have a new call and this is what we're gonna do for the rest of the game
we're gonna go a and
Chambers gonna go first and then right behind chamber. It's gonna be silver that goes right after him
It's been lost a lot of every game around plus five rounds.
Oh, what am I supposed to fucking do, bro?
Just go, just go.
I'm gonna show you guys how easy it is because we've been and then we win this round.
Alright, yeah.
I'll be back.
I'm here!
Go away!
I'm here!
Welcome to dance.
You know the nulls.
Last player is challenging.
Spike down A.
One more go straight.
same let's go bro right here right here a hundred percent real I wash it all
I gotta learn
Fucking loser
No, I saw the real
In the orb, yeah
We're all blind
The way my team plays
the
the orange
You're the greatest bro, let's go
And I'm by me
Bro, you can go lights bro. Don't do that
Let's go be voice pop that I saw yeah
can we just hold our upload chamber please?
and then let's just...
you just strip this
let me get the bomb dude
let's go
welcome to my...
kill this guy kill this guy
oh shit
oh crap
oh my it's in here
you should have found him though
nice
I'm on the left side right here.
Mudo, my name is Selena and I want to fuck you.
I'm trying to steal that corner.
One in the middle of the ad.
Two.
Muda, I saw you on the street yesterday with Madison Beer getting food.
What was that about?
Bro, mind you don't fucking business, bro.
I just did a wide swing someone there man what was I doing that's such a bad play by me
I'm not locked in my first game on today she just wide swung soba I should have wide swung
soba killed him took the space what in the fuck is this what the fuck let's thank you
bro what's the winning formula so the journey offer it for me yeah yeah I popped
it in this potion I said walk with me elbow and then you pop your shield be
and then we hit.
Get out of my way!
No one will lie down B.
Buzzer at... but what is that?
There's so many insoles B.
he's off guard side, joker
bro, if one of the viewbockers might be, bro
oh my god, guys, you're fucked
I
Think you're 4,000 real viewers bro one of them
Yes, we're gonna be so
Swing with them
You actually got a neon
No, I'm dead.
Someone else on the right side for sure.
Two mid.
I'm fighting in my chamber.
I don't know.
He's dead.
He's behind my house.
He's main.
He's main right now.
I mean it's just like chat what do I even do
Thanks, thank you. I'm not joined from here. Yeah, it's just all
I don't 40
It's like I don't know it's just very obvious, but it's all good
Damn, bro
but sometimes all plays are best
Mookie with you nine months. I love you so much. God bless you. This game is interesting, bro
I'm gonna full cam for one round
Actually, there's no point bro
The door is already 3-9
Let's win this shit, Moose
Yup
Smokes are B-Split
A-Split, A-Split
A-Split, A-Split, A-Split
What's in the bottom end, Smokes?
Let's fight this one, man
Oh
Yo poppin when I'm top-mid shy I've got drop with you
I'll stick my Q out, so I'm feeling stressed
Oh my god
There's the miner with the kid last round
Should I have been with you though? Like from top mid?
Uhhhhhhh
What do you mean?
Like, read them when you died fighting them?
No, I won't come here to hear
Oh no, I don't fucking have brows and paint henshin
I don't know what it is
They're doing both of them
I don't know what it is
That brings me home
Jesus
145 man
It's a good wall right there. How does he know you're there?
It's a good wall.
It's a good wall there.
I'm thinking, excuse me, Tom. Are they both on site?
Yeah, they're gonna be.
They're one.
He planted, right?
He's over there.
Hi, I'm a new viewer. Is your nose usually this big?
27, fuck bro. Bro that's like five fucking clutches bro, just kidding me.
It's just interesting, like every time I swing something there's like nine there ready for
me. I'm just kind of interested. It's a weird bridge. It's very very weird like you know
like it's just very very confusing. I walk down in the harbor and sitting there crouched
for the sheriff on this angle.
Like, yeah bro, you're a human being.
You should have read what we talked about.
Like, Jesus.
The neon stream got this updated, bro.
I'm so excited for my mouse tomorrow.
I wonder how it is.
8080.
Also bro I think we should just skip the Valiant segment today and just hop on fucking up.
Like, I don't even know.
The thing is I don't really know, cause like, I just...
remaining
That's right, bro
Just do apex I really do think we're gonna do apex like there's just no one playing ballerina bro
And you're this when you're the size of it's like right once you just I don't know
She's aids like the sniping community on the ballerina is just so cancer
She's so cancer like
Oh god
Everyone send rounds in a row before
Never
No distractions
I don't know where he went
I think I saw him
Fuck, have I had any other gun?
One HP, by the way
I had any gun there, Wallahi, everyone dies, bro
If I had any other gun there, everyone dies
Wallahi, Wallahi
74 on the silver
the end to 40 30 also I am civil one shot here nice strategy GG G's bro
uh well that was AIDS
it's a little warm-up game right there that was uh that was interesting
what's this bug but they don't show you their names bro I hate that I don't
I don't know, I think it's like intentional.
It's if someone's in anonymous mode,
you don't get to see their name anymore after the game.
What? Really?
Yeah.
Jeez, man.
What happened to my favorite game back in the day?
Let's do one more. Let's do one more and then let's get off play some apex maybe
Up on league me and me and Hamzah are playing League of Legends today at around 7 at 8 p.m. My time
7 8 p.m. My time
Rekai dude, I think I think you're energetic. I think you're funny, but bro. We're talking top 10. I haven't even seen fucking like
Well, how is she? I'm not I'm dick-riding. Let me hop off dick. Let me get up to you one Aiden Ross
I
Do and I'm not just gonna say I know you guys are say D1 dick-riding. I do
I know a lot of people don't think it I do think Aiden when he did I just throw the metal cap in my
fucking water for my red bull so how are you how unhealthy are energy drinks by
the way is Vhagar a good mid laner honestly I feel like it's noob friendly I
I shit on a vaguer at all day though because it's your own bro. It's your name
Gosh this game is so fun when you're winning there's no one that is top-study BF right
I hate from turkey.
Like the man.
Uh, the discord, uh, Jin, Jinchi, and Dissie were like, uh, guys, I tried to practice
2x and it was fucking miserable.
I was like, yeah, our first fighting game?
Muda hate from Japan. Like what are y'all saying bro?
Holy chopped cheese.
Brutal eyes! Brutal eyes!
He got brutally mugged!
Oh my god! I think that's the first Brutal eyes we've seen!
I
Fuck this shit
Jesus what is this emote mood a new emote dropped. What is this?
What are your thoughts from clavicular getting mauled by the judge, what do you mean?
You and high-vives made it bro congrats on 25 that k squishy bro listen man
I know you coach me back from the day bro, but ever since I've been 25,000 viewer Andy now bro
I don't give a fuck about you matter of fact. You're actually very shit at rock league bro
You are fucking terrible at rock league. You are shit at rock league
I only used you for viewers and yeah, but I fucking hate you, bro
You're fucking pussy, but ever talk to me again, bro. I hope you don't really open a shit vacation, bro
Don't talk to me bro, I switched up.
I'm the goat bro.
25,000 viewers changed you.
Squishy, where'd you go for vacation, bro?
Did you have fun?
Did you have fun, Squishy?
Good.
Good doing.
Good Phoenix.
Why was fun bro surfing?
Well good feelings.
I need to go.
Bro Squishy I want to go on a 3 day vacation to the Mahalo so bad, but it's like...
I don't want to take any days off bro.
I stream every day.
you
Does anyone here watch Rekai?
That's what I know.
Muta, do you want to get in a discord call with me?
Bro, who do you think you are?
No, bro.
No.
I don't want to get in a discord call with you.
No, bro.
But I think it's funny.
I do actually think Rekai's funny.
But I think he's funny.
I do actually think he's funny.
Nicky Brown?
People hate on him.
I think it's funny.
I really get like that about this nigga, bro.
But I don't know what Max is doing here.
I get like that about this nigga, bro.
I get like that about this nigga.
He's not young.
I'm going to be honest with you, anyone under 19 or 20
is young.
I would say I'm still young, but y'all call me young.
What?
Are you stupid?
All those moments with his kids, all those moments when he's a beautiful wife.
Yeah, answer, yeah, of course.
Newsom's a fucking idiot.
Sorry, Gavin Newsom's a fucking world.
When a guy publicly says he's a fucking idiot in school, why would I want him to run the country?
Sorry.
Okay.
I can't replace his fire though.
I know it's that old guy, it's the old dude, I won't.
Hey, he's small.
He's small, it's my last game chat, I can't do it anymore.
I can't pretend I like this game bro, I'm sorry.
We gotta get off this game. It's my last game for bounders
One more secret daddy secret secret daddy
He's baiting me.
No, man!
Let's go.
Guys, I haven't played this game in so long.
I don't know man.
Have y'all ever tried League of Legends or do y'all just say it's ass?
have y'all ever tried League of Legends or do y'all just say it's ass?
I said that that game is so shit it's so lame it's trash this this this
I've played it for like an hour two hours worst game of my life never played it again
Picked it back up, bro. Oh
My god, that game is so good, bro. That game is so good
And the beautiful thing about League of Legends, bro
Is you can play it on like any PC because you don't need a good PC or one League of Legends
I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
Wait until you get, it's only good because your shit and your in-iron wait until you
get to the higher ranks.
Take the dog.
Not really.
Actually hard when they are when you get in the higher rings
What you had it
Chat what considered a high rank
We work, ma'am. We can just get the smoke and then close the walls.
Need a drop.
I'm going to go back now.
I
30 seconds left
10 seconds left.
Last player standing.
That time?
No, it's not.
Fuck you up, man. Keep fighting.
Rest is all you got.
I thought you were going to send it somewhere.
I got boosted to challenger and legalizer that got permaband.
three three three three three 50 on three
in this one. In our car. He's in our car. So, how hard is it to rank up on League
Korean
Let's be splits for go streets. I will go long solo
Phoenix if you all to make sure it's from this corner, okay
Yep.
One straight.
I
Ran through the thorns and the mollies will help shift
Is there any reason we did two smokes here
They were already fighting us.
Interesting.
I mean, we got walled off.
Gosh.
They should have run it back, but not that time.
Oh, we go!
They're gonna...
They're there.
No fucking freedom!
I
Know
I smoke that
What's on down
Chad, do you guys like fruits, but I don't want to order like a fruit bowl.
Would I even go to the gym, of course, every day.
I take more rest days now though because I used to get very sick because I used to
I used to do like six and okay don't say six seven but I used to do six days to seven days a week
Just because it was habit and I love the gym the orb Phoenix and I didn't think of it like a grinding thing
I just been doing the gym so long. I love doing the job that long
But um, yeah, I realized that it's not good to do that and I looked into it
And you need to do like two two rest days minimum for something chicken
One one a week
Not bad.
Not bad, not bad.
I was a bad dash by me, bro.
I apologize, guys.
This mark.
80 on float.
I'm ready on float.
You know what I'm doing?
Wait, fade.
you know what the killjoy does? yeah? because you ulted the killjoy health
no enemies are gonna be there
they clearly were there
I don't know what you're saying brother
I'll do chest triceps Monday, Tuesday I'll do back, sorry back.
He has one thorn for B.
Wednesday, I'll do biceps and shoulders.
He has a thorn on him.
I'll do back and abs, sorry.
Monday, chest and triceps, Tuesday, back and abs.
Well said, Phoenix.
Wednesday, biceps and shoulders.
Thursday, legs, rest day, Friday.
And then repeat.
Two job, William.
And then whenever I'm super sore or super tired
and don't feel good, I'll just take him in a race day.
And I'll continue.
What's your eyes?
You can't even bring them down.
So I do one rest day a week minimum?
And if I'm barely tired,
and my body's not much of a burden?
I'll die!
That'd be nice.
Spike down B.
Oh, the truck's left.
I'm fine, he's dead.
Hello, can you hear me?
I'm the one who is in the corner.
And I wasn't even trying.
You're not dead.
Damn.
I've got one.
I
Was good, what about be bro?
We made a job did he got you what instantly bought me
Yo, hahahaha
Alright, I'm locked in now, so...
I'm gonna double-double-buzz alright!
I
Idiot paid it's just later
Let him swing me when he's swing me you got
Oh, he's locked.
It's time, bro.
Last round before the play-
I don't even look at Matthew now.
She's over there.
Yeah.
Did you see that play, though?
I'm gonna buy some of that music.
And there it is, chat.
Prime Roodle is here.
Walk up close to this wall.
Be dog-man, dog-man, be.
You should break the door.
No, no, no.
You just hide.
Tuck your middle.
Tuck up his wall, middle.
Just walk up to the wall.
Get out of my way!
Oh, oh, oh.
On your channel?
Interesting.
I got him.
Huh?
Interesting.
Orange juice, by the way.
Orange juice.
Oh yeah, he's on the orange juice and the apple juice.
Go be, go be, go be, go be, go be.
I hit a 3k and a 4k and the insiders are on the stream.
Got respected.
I
Can't beat them you really just can't beat them
Cast up shorty says you leave at 40 pull up to the party
Message deleted by Israel message deleted by Nentin Yahoo
You changed after a comeback from LA we need old mooda Stormbreaker six seven seven seven to the fuck up
You smell like shit. All right, go get in the shower stinky fucker and don't ever type in my chat again
I fucking hate you. All right
Send one more message in the chat. I'm stealing your girlfriend, bro. It is what it is
I don't have one
Where is he?
I think he might be mad.
Yeah, I think he's mad.
Indibibly.
If he comes here and he dies, I have trigger ball on him by the way.
He's B, he's B, he's B. He's right here.
30 seconds left.
You know Poppin, I just know when you wake up and you're sleeping on your stomach and you
have like morning wood you're just floating like a blade blade in the morning.
Also?
Instead of this fucking blade blade.
You're just levitating in the air.
What's your name bro?
What's your name?
What's your favorite one?
Oh dude, I used to have the biggest collection but I was in middle school.
Nenten Yahu would be proud guys.
Clove, Clove bro. Nenten Yahu would be proud of you bro, genuinely.
He'd be proud.
He'd be proud bro.
Bro, I had some kids still seven baby later on you bro.
That was excellent, I think.
It was fun, it was fun.
Sorry bro, I love you bro, it's okay my bad.
I get very competitive and I just shit off my teammates.
It's just like bro, when I grow up in like an MW team.
I literally have no faith in this game.
You're good. You're good. You're good. I'm just saying don't take it what I said to heart. It's stupid
Who wants to have sex?
Not beat no beat a couple won't you just swing me and he's gonna die
I think there's a lot of us around there in the headlight yeah one on me
I got him out.
I got two more top mid.
Jabb on HP.
Main, main, main, main, main.
Fade is main.
My turret has crossed.
maybe my cock is small my cock is small my cock is small 30 seconds left
you
You
Are bro stars all right the only thing I'm buying you bro is fucking me a porn hub subscription
I'll take that W.
I honestly say refund one lucky I say refund that's not even fair everyone in
chat no that's not fair i think we refund the market a lie
club you play connector yeah i'll be just play faster it's a and Phoenix suit just Phoenix and
club play here fade recon a off rip get info for them then we use ults make sure you're all
before you die Phoenix and club yeah can i everyone spend l mods bro everyone spend l mods
the
of
the
of
the
of
nothing sure nothing sure just act towards it would be long
I'm not sure about that
Are you gonna go slow?
No, yeah
It's B, it's B, it's B, it's B, it's B
I don't know what to do
Mura, I'm new and my friend said you're doing a 100,000 dollar giveaway
I swear to sex that spike
Maybe 100,000 rupees
Yeah, just one
My turn
One one
One two three
One one one one
remaining
That's it all good
Hey, Siri. What's a hundred thousand rupees to us dollars?
100,000 Indian rupees is one thousand thirty five us. Hey, Siri. What's a thousand? What's all a series?
What's a hundred thousand Turkish liras?
100,000 Turkish liras is two thousand one hundred ninety three us dollars. Yeah
a
$100,000 to US dollars
Okay, I found this on the web for what's 100,000 Zimbabwe dollars to US dollars
Hey Siri, what's 100,000 lira Lebanese lira to US dollars? Yeah
Okay, I found this on the web for what's 100,000 lira Lebanese lira to US dollars
$1 $100,000 Lebanese is one dollar
I'm gonna pull in.
Sex words they go, sex words they.
Okay, okay.
I'm soft.
Too hard.
No, you just come in out.
I'm vaulting.
He's a professional player.
YES POPPIN!
POPPIN I want you to nut all over my face.
What?
I'm fine. I'm fine. You're not if you want.
You're not.
Yes daddy.
Oh, I did it take a piss bro. I'm holding this piss in for like two games now. My bladder's gonna explode and my balls are gonna explode.
Like when you get to the game, what do you think it's like?
False Knoll. I play better when I'm empty bro, I'm not full.
I'm actually more tense.
No dude.
Get out of my way!
Nothing, man.
I'm gonna just water the glass.
One below.
I
Want 20 on clothes one enemy remaining spike down mid
Oh my god, you lost it out, didn't we?
No, we got it.
There's no way it comes here, right?
No, you would never.
Bob, I'm getting scared.
it's okay 30 seconds left
I'm making those running water
oh nice you like that little water run though keep it above me that was good
easy
Muda duel with 10s.
Bro, please, man.
Nice job, guys. Two more rounds, just win this shit.
Definitely get a gun.
Thanks, bro.
Insha'Allah, that gun blasts till the next round.
Sorry, my name is Starry.
Be long.
Talking to you, it's probably you guys.
25,000 viewers you changed.
Tricky Troi bro, ever since 10k viewers.
Face your fear!
That was never the same bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm on the show guys.
You're most likely not out.
Not out, not out.
Fade, arena here.
I like to lurk though.
I should've anchored it with my operator.
I just got older. They're all here. They're all here
My turns coming down
They're just showing
And one by one they all fall down!
Let's do it.
This is gonna be fun.
Shot, I need to take the biggest piss ever.
Spike planted.
One back site, one main.
It looks like they'd like to go A Squadron.
Let's just stack towards the end if she reopens.
Mommy or snow bunnies snow bunnies
I should love me some snow bunnies. I'll take a golf mommy
They're both
They're both good, bro. That's like apples and pears, you know, they're both good
They're on B. Very likely that they're on B. It could be getting outside now.
on beyond beyond me doggy
trust me
there was also a fade the fade was doggy
2p1
yeah yeah
see you there
i'm gonna throw this off i promise
i'm gonna get your name
nah jg
bg
just obvious when someone's in a flash
just obvious man
just obvious bro
Alright bro, honestly I would, you know, now the game's fun.
I was gonna get off, but now that I'm like locked in, the game's gonna get fun now.
Can you delay Cuba like 30 seconds though?
I need to take a big piss, bro.
Like a big one.
Got you, bro.
She's sorry when you're ready.
Take it, bro.
Yeah.
We're back, Sha.
We're back.
Enjoy this amazing song, by the way, while I'm back.
Why not radio anymore? I barely play this game, but as you can see when I play the game
It's just 28 kills 35 kills 30 kills the chosen one
The chosen one can leave Valorant, but the Valorant will never leave the chosen one
you
You know, I can't.
I can't.
Joe got about fucking anything.
It's literally a talent, bro.
Joe has hilarious clips, hilarious entertainment value, great community, he can literally talk
about fucking anything, it's entertaining. Also, look at Joe's fucking YouTube channel,
channels actually, channels. This guy is a goaded YouTuber, goaded streamer. I got
Joe at my fork. Okay, now it gets hard, bro. Mooda, Mooda, Mooda. Okay. Hey Siri,
I need to think Chinese thing.
Okay.
Oh, I need to think, bro.
I need to think.
What are you going to meet speed?
I met speed, bro.
I met speed at the charity match.
I think that's the only time.
Yeah, that's the only time.
Okay.
At five.
Murder!
Bro, why is my keyboard doing this?
Okay, this is hard, guys.
Okay.
Now look, bro, this is my list, okay?
These are the people that I watch.
Bro, I have to have One in my top 10 chat,
I know.
One is so fucking funny, Deo-shin.
The only thing about One Chat is One will just randomly not
stream for a month, which I told him, bro.
He needs to fucking stream more.
One is a goat.
He needs to stream more, bro.
Not even every day.
But One needs to stream more.
I'm not kidding.
I'm sorry, bro, I'm sorry, bro, I'm not kidding.
Yo, Mudo, why'd you wanna add me, bitch?
All right.
Bro, what is your last name?
One's after you, Matt Jinksy.
Listen, bro, once I start to average 20,000,
once I start to average 20,000,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Well said Muda. Well said. I actually don't know who to put up five
This is so hard. I see you guys spamming names. Yeah, remember bro. This is based off of consistency
Entertainment value and statistics. That's this is based off
Not whatever that
Complex news right over that bro. It's gonna say Muda bro. It's gonna say it's gonna be Muda bro
Chela Chela's gonna be Muda bro hop 25 had in stream for like two months. I don't know what that was
Okay, like bro chat you'll notice everybody on my list streams consistently everybody
Okay, chat I think if we're going off consistency yeah, I
Want to say XQC bro. I want to say XQC XQC is live every day for like years
XC's life every day for like years, bro
I kind of want to say XQC, but I also do want to throw a Jason in here
I kind of want to throw Jason. Jason's really consistent to you, Chad. Jason is really consistent, too.
Yeah.
But also, Chad, I think if you're going to say 20-26 off of pure consistency.
Chad, if you're going to say 20-26 off of your consistency.
You're not making it in a single list, LOL.
It's statistics. I think you have to have peanut in your top five.
I don't even think complex had peanut in their top 25.
I think you broke
We'll have
I have the bomb if I don't have the bomb there I would have been
I don't know, I'm doing it to our tail.
I gave it to our tail specifically, actually.
So it's a tail and it's a straight tail.
So you gave me the bomb.
You dropped the bomb.
No, no, no.
I didn't even drop it.
Capuchonkas?
I did.
Okay.
We remember.
Let me get this straight, bro.
Jack, should I do my top ten list after this?
I think I'm going to...
Everyone's doing their top ten list.
Jason, Ron, the complex, Jinxie.
I'm gonna do my top 10 lesson, I'm gonna do my top 10 lesson, yep.
A whole drive might do this.
Yo, I got 10 gold now.
He's gonna be very simple, bro.
He's made, he's made.
What the fuck is Tom complex is the guys that made the list and they put Jinxie on 24
which is just ridiculous literally retarded
does this guy just outlaw all day every day all day every day all day every day
does this guy just literally just outlaw all day every day
10s x artisan mousepads out now
What?
How's this guy getting like
Every fucking
Like dude 10s is actually insane though
10s is actually insane
Artisan
10s
SX0 Red 10s Edition.
Chat, was JP gaming where I bought it from?
Clean.
Yeah, I mean, I already bought one.
I would look you buy it though, I got 10s out, but...
I want you to spray an ankle at 90 miles an hour.
Brim, you gotta get a new phone, bro.
How did that just go? No, you saw that.
No, you saw that.
for you actually get out backwards which one did you get I got the artisan
Zero black xxl it's on the way
Yeah.
Anybody want to dip this chamber?
Oh, I blew it.
It's on the chamber.
You did it.
Oh my god.
Our spike carrier is gross.
Spike down B.
Last player standing.
I
Have a I have a main
You guys is going to go for a kid
No one will believe you that you aren't responsible for the body if it happens every day.
I don't give a fuck.
If you want new kid up to you, hit that shit.
One enemy remaining on my mark.
Who could have predicted this?
I
Okay, yeah, keep this momentum
Five points go again work it
Gene C is already on his nine spot on his list and he doesn't have you yet guys. It's coming to bro. Don't worry, bro
It's coming
I'm going to hit him.
Where are you?
Come on here boys.
I'm not impressed.
Wait, am I actually 10?
see what why he see what why he bro no way
can't see no everyone you don't know what I'm done
why would you guys even troll like
nice why would you control my time okay I like
I mean, why would y'all have control of that?
Yeah, we just share on with our iPad.
We were working to talk.
He said you're top one on the cheaters list.
More to the only list you're on as the Epstein list.
You're picking it up. You're literally running at it.
What are you talking about, me? I'm talking about the Shrap, or I should do it again. Do the Shrap.
I mean ladies and gentlemen you just can't catch them all I'm tapping blood blood
Ladies and gentlemen, you just can't catch them all man child. What's drinks? He's uh, what's Jinx he's less? Let me see
This is the thing I was saying about the
He's a change it's run wait, I want to say one more thing, bro
Playbomb
I appreciate it bro because I'm not gonna lie that shit was crazy, but I do appreciate everybody that said something
Bro, yeah, I don't know how well I hear about Jinx. He should be top three
Whatever whatever your category is bro whether it's speed Kai Jinxie Jinxie speed Kai Kai speed Jinxie Kai Jinxie
It doesn't matter but Jinxie has to be top three right now
100% top three
And that's not even glazing, that's just literally statistics.
You can't even like roll fuck opinions.
So to play, let's play.
Statistically, he's number one right now, to be honest.
Actually, it's probably speed.
Speed's probably number one.
Smoke like this.
And Teodra and Tread as well.
Rolled one.
One CT right now, but off one side, guys.
On side one.
He's hit.
One, uh...
still got it
one enemy remaining
don't you missile
desert
bang
those are my rounds bro like pistols and shit pistols and buckies those are mine
not chamber had enough you're too dirty made up for it let's I swelled up to
drew do you think you deserve to be in the top 25 the top 25 statistically I
don't know bro like opinion-based I don't know I don't know I should have
I'm ready. And who is even talking to me?
I can't even hear you.
He's still in your target.
Who is talking to me?
Making cover.
He also what?
No destruction is on this road.
That's a real budget problem, guys, huh?
We're so deployed.
It's just weird that there's four on it now, huh?
I think I'm I deserve top twenty five top twenty five top twenty five's insane
top 25 is insane look for clues question mark
It's just like Jesus man
Like what are we joining them what are we joining what's wrong with what does which trucker think I'm at
Imagine guys let's see what's which trucker thinks I'm running for men. I
I would say I'm a very consistent streamer though, no chat.
Oh, what the map?
Ah!
I'm sure.
Would y'all say I'm a consistent streamer?
I've been streaming for two years right now.
Two years and maybe four month five months
That's insane, bro
I should have worked, but I suck.
Oh wait, no they have four people.
We should wait for the last five seconds and do something.
I remember I got banned for a week here bro, shameless.
They played no one day for multiple rounds, it's just a day I guess.
Okay.
I can turn through Sam.
walk up and then smoke smoke smoke yeah just contact it actually all right
you're on him you got it's just weird bro like I don't know I should have waited
for the tail draw the folding pop but I was using the tech where he goes to shoot
the tail joint a nice swing with the tail joint and I kill him.
But, yeah.
We got like four to three everywhere we go, it's kind of confusing.
That is quite a peculiar glitch that's happening right now.
Yeah, I don't know.
How do we, yeah, guys, is there a way to patch the glitch up and down the line?
It's like a software for having a delay or something and fixing it.
Sure.
And do the day
Hopping and two ups
Why chat the yeah, man, that's it. It's done bro. It's done. This is the
This is the last game of the day, bro. The snipers ruined it, bro
Score be like nine the fucking three right now feather wasn't nervous
Reach what I'm a delay. Yeah, bro. Let me just put thousands of people on a 15 second delay. I'm all day
Nice
Switching sides
Just gonna smoke at every round and play a patch with it
I
Shot or trickfully should I order trickfully we could play one three one this I'm rolling to play go channel
Sorry, I'm sad just go ahead and tell us if I spawn
Or I mean go be Jack sorry Jack who here has played
Jack who here has played?
Subnautica
Has anyone played Subnautica?
How was it?
Nice, nice, huh?
They're enabling.
One to me, son.
I'm going to do that.
Two men, guys.
Fight down, A.
Why are you coming with me?
Nice.
Shit.
I hate to say it, but how about we best to play as a team?
Yeah.
So, uh, what's the plan?
I got a black key.
Yep, I got a black key.
Well I just thought you would use that shotgun in your hands.
Spike down B. One enemy in the middle.
This girl, right?
Shoot the bad guys, not that for a plan.
Would you guys cheat on your girlfriend for one billion dollars?
It doesn't have to be dollars, it can be one million of anything.
Would you cheat on your wife with kids? Like you guys have kids together.
Yes, for a billion dollars?
you have your wife and you guys have kids yes yes yes for a billion dollars
a billion dollars yes bro i would let all three of them hate each for the rest of
their life if i could just
right right run here a million dollars each a billion dollars
enemy kill
A bomb top A
NB
There is an enemy on the wall here
Don't smoke. No, that's not gonna happen
Don't smoke
Come on, get out of the way
Two guys through the...
Fight down A
One enemy remaining
I'm so pissed.
Don't stress if I die.
Cause great, young girl.
I'm such a new breath address.
Is going 31 at 38 and 1 in a tutorial match good?
Tutorial match.
this motherfucker asked is going 38 and 1 in a league of legends tutorial match
good okay jake you ready to pop that
yo Alex don't really offer it up
I'm ready
ready to be WQB guys
pop it pop it pop it pop it
sit still
spike down B one enemy remaining
I'm going up
Crazy man, once you get after the easy side and they're not like, like, it's crazy, bro
I'm not
I thought you were saying 5 hit brim, I didn't know you said pop it
Guys, should I order Chick-fil-A?
If I may
I'll pick
I'll pick Cane's
I don't have Cane's in Canada
In Canada?
Yeah
That is disgusting
Yeah, at least I can walk out of the house
Fucking shot bro.
No you can't walk out of house you're gonna slip and fall on your fat nose and break it.
Fuck.
So.
Put that on that fucking ice.
What you ever been talking about in America like that?
Hey bro, at least you know, you say I walk outside.
You want to play, let's play.
I think in America if you look at someone the wrong way then I shoot you.
I'm thin.
I hope they see you throwing up so much gas.
He's alive.
I'm not sure.
But alright.
What's the special about?
I'm gonna die!
Let me die.
I'm back.
An animatron!
One animatron!
I'm not for you.
Like an animatron.
My mistake, stand up, use the key.
You play one more towards me this round.
You know one country I went to and I loved?
I went to Mumbai bro, Mumbai. Mumbai was pretty cool.
Have you ever played Overwatch?
I didn't know why I didn't want to say anything.
No, because I was thinking if the Overwatch map was the same.
Oh!
Where is that Overwatch?
get out of my way we don't know anything about Mumbai India is the country
Mumbai is the capital
what's up
Why is Mumbai not the capital?
Delhi is the capital.
Off your feet!
If you live here, you're gonna be slim.
I'm all...
I'm gonna win.
I'll think soon.
That's not good.
Fuck.
All three of them.
120 Wele.
All three...
Two on site, 120 waylay.
Stinger's just unbeatable.
Fuck this stupid ass gun, bro.
Yeah, that was so good, bro.
Oh my god, I should have just been jiggling, so I know he's that stupid ass gun.
You know what I should want to live in Florida man Florida would be pretty cool Florida is nice
What is my like Florida? I heard what's the lowest a tax spot in America? It's Florida, Texas
They're not Texas, but I think it's Tennessee
They have
One enemy remaining.
I think Florida is the best spot, man.
The thing is...
It's so nice.
Bro, it's just...
My family's in Canada, bro.
I can move away from them.
I mean, what is a flight, bro?
a flight bro it is only like a one-hour flight i'm gonna be honest you're actually
yeah bro you're actually like not the goodies butt rich goodbye bye like one is a flight
but can i live in america if i'm a canadian citizen
i think they will not share
shut up i don't can't beat him can i live in america
One enemy remaining. I think Mos was there.
Udall was brim. Uh, brim.
Hey, you're still in fact, bitch!
Noo, my eel!
No, we lost!
I don't keep through that guys. I'm getting very very drained. You know, no no no no no KJ lost that fresh shit
What's up? KJ lost that for all of us. I do know it. Shut up. Shut up
Yo go off him in quick. Run him in off. Oh, you know they need no way on that. Don't do that
They took me out.
Nice.
Come on, man.
One enemy remaining.
Fight down, man.
Bring it.
You took the rope?
Are you serious?
Where is he going?
Oh fuck it off bro, I'll be honest.
Alright bruh, that's it bro, I think I'm done with this game for today.
B-b-b-b-b-brother, GG.
GG's bruh, it was an honor playing with you bruh, take care.
You as well.
One more? Fuck no.
That's all you guys get bro, I'm not a Valorant streamer anymore guys, stop.
tomorrow we'll do a valorant segment and tomorrow we'll do a valorant segment and a valorant stream
about that
I
Don't know no no no no
Chips it whatever you lie time and I don't know man check Jinxie stream
What oh it's what parties on me does he own a team exactly on the team chat, right?
Yep, you know somebody said Marlin. I don't know if Marlin's on my list
Hmm. I okay
You're saying top 20 Marlon would be in my top 20 bro. This is so hard like you
So hard bro top 10 cannot be that hard like genuinely let's see. Okay top 10 streamers
Okay top 10 streamers speed
3, 2, Jinxie, 3, Kaizenat, 4, XQC, 5, Ron, 6, Jason the Wien, ah!
Speed, jigsie, queso, xqc, raw, jason, the wean.
The thing is that trade recs doesn't really stream anymore.
If he streams, it's gambling streams.
If you were to stream consistently, this list is based on consistency statistics and just
like, if I can just watch you and not fall asleep, right?
The thing is, I understand OnlyPixel is very funny, OnlyPixel is very funny, OnlyPixel
is a very good streamer, he knows how to entertain you, he knows how to make jokes,
You know how to use the soundboard properly he just never streams. He just never like guys guys
This guy took off on this guy took
September October no, but this guy took three months off
three months off
I'm stuck in a tree! I'm stuck in a tree! I'm stuck in a tree!
Buster is uh, okay, uh
I can't even res because I'm oh my
W word zone bro
Spin jinxie case. So the thing is I don't watch case. So though
like I don't even watch case so child the thing is like
Speed Jinxie case so xqc run I would also put in a Ross but in Ross like never streams anymore
Like ever
I feel like only pixel just never streams, but if only pixel did stream he'd be like literally
top five easily top five as you see is like one of the best streamers in my opinion honestly
if I could put as you see bought in front of all these guys I would just because of
how consistent he is this guy she's been shooting for like 10 years every day for
like 12 hours a day every day no matter what like every time he starts a stream it's
12-hour stream somehow I don't know how he does it wrong also a very consistent
shimmer jade's a very consistent shimmer
case so needs to be like I don't know case those good statistically I don't
know
The thing is, I never watched Joe, but I know Joe is genuinely, you know what, Joe is actually
a good pick.
Joe is a good pick.
Joe is actually like, Joe is actually a good pick.
Joe is actually good.
Joe's actually a very solid pick.
Number nine.
Kai Aiden.
Neon.
I said neon neon like are you lost your mind bro?
I said 10s 9 oh I think for top 9 it's gotta be oh my god summit right chat right
summit goes live every day for 15 hours a day with 12 hours a day 12 hours a day
every day 15,000 viewers every day no matter what game he's playing
And that's it at this
Unless it's hot I mean bro like this I mean
Soda pop in no ice Poseidon
Asmengold like I don't know bro. I've never watched asmengold bro
I've never watched as in in gold man to be honest, bro
I guess there's like agent and then there's like phantom and then there's like
There's I don't know. I'm not gonna make these lists
But this but if I were to make my if I were to make my top 10 if I were to make my top 10
If I were to make my top 10
It would be this but like a didn't Ross should be way higher because of the impact he had on streaming
But in my in my experience who I think is the funniest it would go by this list it would go from this list
It would go from this list
Honestly, actually you could put only put some number five, but the thing is bro only put some never streams anymore. That's why
Or the person legitimately never streams anymore
That's why I want to see what they have on their top 20 and actually in true
Don't get it like they have the money they have the editors like just make a video like
Like you don't even have to do the work.
Like it just doesn't make any sense to me.
Yeah, I think you care way more about YouTube than Twitch,
which obviously I think you should.
Like, I mean, YouTube is just,
bro, YouTube is just a better platform
to actually create content on
because, Jack, think about it like this.
Top 25, Valkyrie.
Top 24, Jinxie.
Are you fucking serious?
How the fuck is Jinxie at top 24, Jack?
Tellil Hassan Abi
Yana. Yana is a higher t-
DDG.
XQC.
XQC is at top 19. Are you fucking with t-
DJ academics, agents, adapt, your age, case-o, top 13 by the way, Jason Naline, Nip, Leon,
Leon!
Oh my oh my god, Rekai, top 10, Sabo-Lahi, Sabo-Lahi, Sabo-Lahi, actually, no no actually
is a clinker list.
Aiden Ross.
Ray.
Extra Emily.
Phantom.
Blackboy Max.
Sina.
Ron.
Kai Speed.
Oh my god, this is just insane
This is just insane, bro, this is just insane
WSG bomber. Why are you so devastated?
This is just an insane list legitimately insane list, bro
I think YouTube in the next 5-10 years is probably going to be the biggest streaming platform outside of Netflix HBO Hulu and all of them combined by far
It might already be that but like YouTube is
Way, it's just better like if you're somebody that even from a money perspective
All right, like yes, you can you can watch cool shows on fucking Netflix and shit
But it's like bro YouTube there is and like you just do scroll YouTube for days
And just find people that you fuck with and just watch their stuff
I also think their recommendation system is better
But one thing I don't like about twitch and I feel bad for smaller streamers is it's fucking impossible
I mean you knew this because you were streaming for fucking three years before you got an audience
It's impossible to fucking grow yeah, you're wrong. I think they're not YouTube on twitch raw
I agree if you're not getting clipped the odds that you would I wish you should on YouTube as well
Check the thing is bro, I was I did and I got a copyright strike, bro
I got a copyright strike on my YouTube. I got a copyright
This is a W shirt bro. This is actually a good shirt shout out Jackie
That ass. Jackie if you're in the chat right now drop five gifts. I know it's you
100,000% polyester
This one is for stable fat gold
Let's see here, nothing in my life that's going to be the same.
Banger.
What is that?
What is it?
$2,200,000, $2,200,000, Skolutis, the hottest balls you'll ever put in your mouth.
I mean.
2 million, so much $1,000, like right away this guy goes into dollars.
Right away dollars, instantly dollars.
It can't be that hot, can they?
And Lacey would love this, though.
Dustin?
Yo, brah, I know you're cooling down now.
You want some cheese puffs or not?
I'm not eating any more hot shit.
It's not hot. It's just cheese puffs.
Anything you bring in here is not going down my throat.
Right. Is the Lacy's going to see cheese puffs when you eat them or not?
No, they don't. I'm not eating.
What are those?
You know what? If you eat a cheese puff in front of my face, I'll eat a cheese puff.
Joey, what a cheese puff.
Alright, bro. I'll stop bothering you, bro.
No, you're not bothering me at all.
I
Love doing the viewer segment. So I love being a viewer for the day bro
Like check I just get switch viewer for the day to the twitch streamer today. Oh
I remember what I was gonna say. Oh go now go now. I don't want you to get okay
For the lead brain leads again. We just smoked. I
No, no, no, no, I'm not
I was gonna say if the people that stream like
Like low competitive gameplay, they're not personality streamers.
They don't want to blow up being entertaining.
They want to blow up playing like Valorant, but they're hard stuck gold too.
No one is watching that shit.
Like that is true.
That's the problem.
And I like I don't want to be that is true because I'm also shit at video games.
That is true.
I'm not sitting here going, oh, people are watching for my fucking flat rocket.
True.
true true true true true true true true true walahi true bro true true walahi true
sex we play legal legends or should we play apex legends what do y'all want bro
that note you're just gonna drop now you don't have a you don't have nothing to hit
you got the right idea but you know settle down a bit because you need to have your
i have your axel, i have your axel
the axe ran out, always pay attention to the refresh time
to the refresh time, okay?
right now you can't fight
you dropped it again, now you can't fight right now, you're weak
don't fight, wait for double axes again, last if you could
apex, apex
she's walking up for an auto
in fact do we really want to play apex, like bro i don't have a stack for apex though bro
i don't have a stack for apex
I'll miss that so you don't get any more.
Oh yeah, I'll miss that.
Does this only play pubs?
Chat, why does fade only play pubs?
I don't get it.
Wait, I'll try and miss.
I'm not going to do horror games today chat Jesus this guy looks like he's on Adderall
Why does he play like he's on Adderall, bro?
Oh my god.
Wait, say something in our school again?
Dude, this guy is like low-key the most insane mechanics I've ever seen in my life.
Ask him if he wants to, I already asked him, but he always just says he only likes to do pubs only.
Like this guy that just loves farming pub players only, I don't know why.
Alright, that's good. Alright, now it crashes. Reset. Reset. No, no, no, reset.
So the wave crashed, right? So now you have a little bit of time to try to reset.
Okay? It's okay to reset.
It's okay to reset.
Yes, so they can't stop it at spots.
It was a little bit slow, so you're going to make it time a little bit late.
How the fuck is ChimChim Emerald?
How the fuck is ChimChim Emerald, though?
Joe is glazing you? What do you mean?
Yeah, we did get sidetracked.
But it was good. It was good.
Oh, you're not pro, but you're not like a pro.
You're acting so cheap.
Valorant, you up to...
You have to be
That's like, I mean you it's just muscle memory, but you can kind of be mindless
It's active to learn it and then mindless to play outside of it
That's what I do with like Marvel rivals. I'll play that shit off-screen and it's just like what I mean Joe
They tricks on it. What do you mean mindlessly play that game? Like once you know what you're doing
Someone give me a clip
Like you don't have to be insanely good, okay
You have to be really good at the game or really fucking like I think I saw Tim the tap man
Say that you have to be really good at the game or really funny
You know, but really good meaning almost pro not ascendant in Valorant
You have to be like mood a good or better like yes out of video games like
That's the only the only way like you have to be I
I mean like you're good at rainbow, but like you're popular because you're fucking funny, right?
Yeah, I'm not like you're texting such eating. Okay, mood and not
But like I like no, you're good enough to make funny clips and also have entertaining gameplay, which is like a good combination
Yeah, no, yeah, yeah for sure for sure
Yeah
We got sidetracked. I'm still getting rough
Because he got me into modern streaming I used to watch his Pogo stuck
Yo, Mura, it's your branding. No, it's not bro. I'm not a cheater, bro. I'm not a cheater, bro chill
So what's up our six comeback when I get predator and apex but bro like
We need like a new stack man. I'm gonna be honest chat
Zane is like never getting on anymore, bro. He's so busy with scrims. I need an apex stack to play with bro
Who's on apex? Let's see
So Imperial Hall is never going to play with me, Faze is never going to play with me,
Bubblegum.
Chat is Bubblegum good.
You see told us it's your birthday today
Or was that the money I forgot say nothing
Listen to bubble gum I haven't heard him say a nice thing to his teammate all day
oh my god
can you help me go to friend?
sorry for playing with you, I'm gonna drop the number 2 man
number 1 ego bro
do you have
do you have a second account?
I'm diamond
3
right now
do you have a second account?
what?
bubble gum
I don't know what to do on Apex bro, like I'm not solo queueing on Apex Legends, I'd rather
I'd rather die than solo one Apex, bro.
I mean, I'm lowkey down to play, I'm lowkey down to play League, but I don't want to play League yet.
I want to like lowkey play Apex.
I'm just going to stream something and put it on YouTube, I'm going to stream something
and put it on YouTube, like, which is also just sick, so.
Play some Rocky League.
Hands sticking out of trailer leads to sick discovery.
15 year old kid who stole $60,000, child watch a YouTube video, but I want to watch a YouTube
video, okay I want to watch a YouTube video, he's my Chick-fil-A, he's my Chick-fil-A's
outside my house so I'm done, I'm done watching video and then start like the Eegers, I'm
sure, or the Apex Legends, we'll see whatever we want to play after, but why are they
list why are they giving me get two days shipping for Viagra y'all I'm 22 years
old bro I don't need Viagra bro
should we watch this
I don't want to go to this video.
The hunt for now.
Man does the unthinkable after talking to chat GBT.
Let's see what kids are doing to chat GBT these days bro.
See what kids are doing with chat, Jimmy TV days.
Chat give me one sec, I'm gonna get my food,
go quick, let's watch TV video.
All right, let's go.
You got your f***ing blood f***ing right to your f***ing...
F***ing holy f***ing...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And you'll make me...
Okay, this guy's already f***ing crazy.
You're gonna kill you all!
Kill you all!
And I want your imagination!
When police respond to reports of serious threats to a local business, they come face-to-face
with a suspect whose behavior that may have been shaped in part by chat GPT makes it nearly
impossible to tell what he believes is real and what's a complete delusion.
Yeah, I am the f***ing love.
The following is based on official police records released to date.
On the evening of March 7th, 2025, her father and his son walk into a police station in West
Lake Ohio to discuss a car the son had previously reported stolen.
Unaware that one of them is about to be arrested for something else entirely.
The man in handcuffs is 20-year-old Sheehan Park.
20 years old, what are you doing, bro?
How much enemies have you watched in your life to turn up to be like this?
Like genuinely, how much anime have you watched?
Discussion about the car was all a ruse created by police to have him come to
the station voluntarily.
The urgency to bring Sheehan to the station stemmed from a call earlier that night, when
police were summoned to the Marks grocery store where he works.
According to reports a co-worker from the store showed police text messages from Sheehan
in which he threatened to kill everyone at the store the next day, while also calling himself Lord Shiva.
Yo, what is wrong with this guy? Is this guy good?
This guy's tweaking. What do you mean? You're gonna kill everyone at the store?
Why is he talking like this?
Why are you here?
What the fuck even is Lord Shiva?
He's gonna kill you all in 12 PM?
What's the time?
Hey, 11 o'clock.
Hey, dumb.
Why is he talking like this oh god this video is so cringy and stupid fuck whatever
let's watch it though, well I refuse to believe human beings are like this bro
but then you have to believe there's 8 billion humans there has to be one of
them that turns out like this which is just disgusting but anyway
Is he going to kill you all in 12?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know.
What's the time?
Hey, 11 o'clock.
It's not 11 o'clock.
Hey, don't f***.
Listen.
Oh, it's f*** 10.15.
You f*** up.
I didn't not ask you.
I don't give a f*** who you are.
Hey, you're under arrest.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anyone who's shaking will be used to get f***ed for a while.
F***ing rights are under f***ing you.
F***, now you're under arrest.
Oh, man.
I am the lie, you dumb f***.
Yeah, I see you. Yeah, I am the f*****g lawd.
Jesus.
Yo, is this guy good?
Jesus. Oh, Jesus can't save you, buddy.
As Sheehan continues acting in a completely unpredictable manner with the officers,
his father calls his other son from Malawi,
hoping he can help communicate with officers.
I wouldn't know if I'm not too far, but I was just wondering what happened.
Ah, yeah, so he was arrested by us for making threats.
Has he ever been diagnosed with anything, or has he seen like a specialist, or no?
Uh, I don't, I mean, I think the only thing he's been diagnosed with is like ADHD, to be honest.
Oh, f***!
Oh, wonderful.
But his brother no longer seems to be the one he's listening to.
According to police reports, detectives later uncovered conversations between Xi'an and
chat GPT discussing his plans at Mark's, where he refers to March 8 as Judgment Day.
Investigators noted that during the course of the conversations replies from the AI chatbot seem to empower and validate
opinions
Bro, is this guy okay? Is this guy okay? What the fuck is wrong with this guy bro?
No, what the fuck is wrong with that?
Oh
You're planning to kill me reply to drop me. Oh, that's so nice of you
What is wrong with this guy, bro?
Is this guy is this guy? Okay?
less than an hour and you're supposed to save a little less because that's the last time
you're ever gonna breathe.
No, I think that was.
No, I'm still breathing all s***.
Crazy.
I thank you so much.
If you shake my hand, I will breathe it from your begging, but I know you won't shake
my hand because you will never shake someone's hand.
No, what is wrong with this guy?
Like, how are these guys not laughing?
But I've been laughing and making fun of this guy, I've lost the police officer.
I shake plenty of people's hands.
Can you shake my hand?
I just ain't shaking yours.
What?
Your life depends on it.
No, I don't.
Bro, what do you mean your life?
Your life depends on it.
Yo, is this guy okay?
I guarantee you have no bearing on my life.
One.
Thank you.
And I love you.
I love you very much.
Good.
I'm a local, I'm from England
And you're making me an out second chance
Do you know what's in it for us?
Shut the f*** up!
Fuck off by the hell is that, speaking to you!
And you're making me an outlaw
Of your imagination
Is this guy okay?
Please.
Forgive me this.
Please.
Forgive me this.
What do we have to do?
What do you have to do?
Or what does he have to do?
Pull.
Well, I told you he had to knock this off for me to hit it.
According to police records and the days leading up to the incident, officers were
called to the family's home multiple times for a series of troubling reports. Among them
were messages she on sent to former classmates, including images of himself with pentagrams
and 666 drawn on his body, along with statements about taking one of their souls.
So there was imagine in high school, and there's this Asian dude like
Texting you I'm gonna kill everyone. I'm gonna kill you all
And then send you like six six six ran all over his body
Bro, I'd call the police also a claim that he had purchased a gun at the time officers determined
He didn't pose an immediate threat and warned him to cease contact with the involved parties
Cheap blood?
I'm asking you, did he buy a gun?
No.
Are you sure?
Yes.
He had something going for him, like, you know, he was like doing golf and crossing all that,
but all that, all that.
No one would sell this retard a gun.
I think if I'm going to sell you a gun and you do what this guy, I'm just going to
shoot you instead.
I'm going to be honest.
NGTA.
Well, that was really bad.
I mean, ever since then, he's just been having a really difficult time accepting
that it's not really bad.
Stop.
Don't.
Don't touch me.
Oh, no please.
Yes.
Wait, I need your officer.
I don't know.
I don't know your name.
Yeah.
What's your name?
Lieutenant Farce.
Oh, Lieutenant Farce.
Oh, Lieutenant.
Lieutenant.
What you mean? Oh
They'd be a good dog and give me a drink
No, I'll speak whenever I want
Well, is there something wrong with this fucking guy
What the fuck, chat what's up, does anyone know what condition this is?
He's got a valiant accent.
Chat is there anything like, what is this called?
Like if you were to bring this guy to a doctor, what would he like, what would he give him?
What would he say?
Too much anime syndrome.
Autism?
No, no, no, this isn't autism, bro.
This is an autism. This is something else. Psychosis?
What is this? Mame character syndrome? I don't get it. Well actually what is this?
Anti-virus.
Look at me!
Tell me.
Do you think you intimidate me dude?
No I don't.
Good, because you don't.
No you dare look at me.
That's funny right?
You will be forgiven for life.
And you're gonna see what I can do.
That guy.
You're saved.
Why did you do that?
Why did you flip it upside down?
Bro.
What is wrong with this guy?
So, what is this?
Like, no one has answered my question, chop.
Like genuinely, what is this?
What is this? What would you, um, like what is this? Narcissist, bipolar, God complex? What is this?
Mania. Schizophrenia and bipolar. Because you're gonna die. You especially on the computer.
Yeah, with the glasses, Mr. Four Eyes.
I need to get out of here because I need to save your guys' lives.
I need to go.
Can you release me?
I need to run away.
Sit down.
There you go.
That's master.
Oh my god.
That broke.
Oh
Although the family believes she on is harmless
Officer still have a duty to determine the credibility of his reported threats.
Can you say in March 8th and 12 o'clock what's the significance?
Nothing's gonna happen guys, it's all f***ing happening.
Look into my eyes and lie like I lie, you're safe.
What's your problem if you don't have marks?
F***!
So you said you want to kill a wall?
Yeah, we don't want to die.
Again, you're supposed to torture me today.
And you don't choose to torture me.
I'm really gonna kill you all.
This is the last thing. If you don't kill me right now, I'm gonna kill you all.
And if you don't kill me right now, I'm gonna kill you all.
Five. Five. Five.
No, dude, this is a place where I'll be awake and you take it off.
Oh, show!
I need you to take it off. You just don't have to do it.
Good boy.
Jesus.
Jesus, bro. Jesus.
As the officers get Shion dressed into his new county-appointed wardrobe, a revelation
seems to wash over him.
to police reports once in his cell she on continued his volatile behavior, removing his
clothes piling them in a corner and urinating on them.
Bro, what in the fuck is wrong with this guy?
He danced, screamed, sang, and shadowboxed and at one point attempted to break the
cell surveillance camera. He also stuffed his bedsheet into the toilet, flooding the cell.
Eventually as he began to calm down, Shion requested a Bible. A search of the father's car
and Shion's bedroom was completed but no weapon was ever found. A correction officer reported
the day after his arrest Shion admitted to him that he consumed shrooms the day before
and had no recollection of the previous night. Shion was banned from all Mark's properties.
If you give me water, I'm going to throw it in your mouth.
If I give you water, you're going to kill us, but even though you requested water.
Yeah.
According to the court orders...
I've never taken shrooms before. Does shrooms do this?
Does shrooms do this?
After a psychiatric evaluation, Shion was found not guilty by reason of insanity.
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Y'all.
Interesting, though. Very, very interesting.
this was one of the better videos bro
Loki I'm down to watch this but not now I already finished my food but bro I
was retarded that was genuinely retarded like I asked him
chat rocket league apex legends or league of legends what do y'all want
The cheapest M3 versus the most expensive M3.
The regular M3 gets a twin-turbo-charged inline-six making 407 hp and 406 lb-ft torque.
And that power goes to the rear wheels.
And if you go for the base M3, you better know how to drive a manual because it's the
only transmission choice you have.
Inside, the regular M3 now comes with a BMW Curve display and the latest iDrive system.
The center part here is for your infotainment.
You also have a really nice digital gauge cluster.
You also get the M Sport seats that are heated as standard.
if you want to cool your butt, that'll be an extra 350.
Now as the most expensive and extreme M3,
the CS gets a power bump making 543 horsepower
and 479 pound-feet of torque.
And unlike the regular M3,
the CS is all-wheel drive and only available
with an eight-speed automatic.
Inside, it's got all the same tech
as the regular M3 with the curved display,
but it has a lot more carbon fiber, like a lot more.
It also comes standard
with these heated M-carbon bucket seats.
It gets a lot more carbon fiber all over the exterior
to help.
Chet, I'm gonna be honest, both.
I feel like the M3 CS and the M4 CS
are just completely useless and completely,
like you don't need it.
Karriea, I felt something unusual about Faker's performance.
Karriea streamed and commented on the World Championship finals
matches starting from the quarterfinals,
sharing many interesting details about the intense team fights.
In game four of the final,
after T1 was killed at the top turret,
Karriea noticed from Faker's movements on the map
he was looking for a fight. Faker, playing Silas, was the only champion capable of initiating a
fight for T1, and Kurya understood that an important fight was about to happen.
When Faker stopped and moved toward the mid lane, Kurya knew he was preparing to engage.
Once Faker got Raken's ultimate, Kurya immediately followed up with his own ultimate and flash,
not knowing that Smulder and Ziggs also had flash.
So chop her back and we'll go wash my hands and then we'll play a game.
I feel fat, bro.
Try to mind fat.
I will never say never.
Alright
Cool
All right, bro, yeah, that guy was retarded
Add this emote, what is this?
What the fuck is this?
Check can we add this into our emote please?
Fake C. Yeah yeah add it please.
Everyone has this legitimately everyone has this Riot Games has this Asu, Cajriel.
You also have this in here you go digga what are you saying bro all right job man
I'm not in like a gaming mood today. I don't know why I want to be like a reactor today, bro
Send it to Muda.
Or above your-
Emma, thank you so much.
Bruh.
You're to go to Emma.
Chara Emma in the chat.
I'm gonna make sure this is right there.
That's safe.
Let's go.
Or above your-
And one of you has a-
Person with a ball.
He's in the wing.
And I've enjoyed-
Alright.
I
Play siege play Rambo six siege, huh?
Play Rambo six siege huh all right, bro. Let's play some apex legends bro. Let's play some 8%
Like I can't play this game so low chat. I can't play this game solo bro. I'm just gonna play some League of Legends, bro
I'm doing my night, just the way I've always been
Doing it all just a real thanks
Drinking's enough, I would advise
Drugs just don't suit you right
You would just find us a real thanks
Chad, what the fuck is...
What's... Chad, what's wild card?
That's not the way to get over me
I don't know what you're saying
You, you, you, you
That's not the way to get on with me
All of us
you
He's the most broken character in League of Legends history.
What?
Minions have spawned.
Is he actually not broken?
Minions have spawned.
Is it actually that broken?
The bottom of the bottle is a bigger piece than hell.
is this? Is he like a ranged character? What type of character is this?
I
You just wonder, baby, think this is gonna go home?
They die, it goes there.
you
I wonder, can I fight them yet, or no?
of
the
three
So Chad, do y'all think I'm- Dad, do you guys really think I'm Iron?
Like, actually Iron?
Like literally Iron?
No.
Really?
Oh my god, was that worth the or no
Was that worth their notes had to get dragged by all of us guy
It was two for two and you got drinks so it's fine, W.
I was so low HP chat, why was I low?
Was the dragon, did the dragon, you tank the alt for no reason?
What alt was it?
Was it misfortune's alt?
I have to go back to the other side of the map
I'm gonna try and dive the fuck out of this guy in a sec.
You better recall bro, if you don't recall you're fucked bro.
Oh
I wasted that roll
Chat my fucking wooden keyboard is so sensitive. I keep fucking up flash on accident, bro
I need it like chat. I need a different preset from Valorant and lean
Ignite? What's better there chat? So use my ult or to use ignite? What's better there?
Ignite or all, what's better to waste there?
You didn't need to use either.
I love you bro.
No, that guy's probably scared of me now.
Your jungler is probably so scary to me now, I'm not even gonna lie.
Should I reset and buy my items?
Hmm
Lucky mother fucker
Lucky motherfucker, bro
That guy is lucky, bro
That guy is so lucky
Oh that guy is so lucky, bro that guy is so lucky that guy is so
E
Muda
I'm gonna shove my balls in your mouth Carter. What are you saying, bro?
I
Look at why is dragon so OP I don't get it
Well, how different does it make dragon like how much beneficial does dragon do?
Hey buddy, what's going on?
Wait, really? You don't turn around?
I thought he would turn around, bro.
The bottom of the bottle is a bigger pit than hell.
Can I even 2v1 that?
I could if I have a good mechanics
Okay, I should look you go help bot now
Hey guys
I
Can low-key all in misfortune bro
I should have flashed out. I'm so dumb. I could have killed all of them, bro. I'm gonna
kill all of them. I'm gonna kill all of them. Whatever. I should have used my Q to get
I had my Q3, I had Flash, I had so many things.
But you know what, it's fine.
Mude, since you're in the big leagues now and average 20,000 viewers, can you slide me a band?
Oh, great bro.
20,000 Neons maybe bro.
20,000 Burt Peanuts maybe bro.
No. I'm a monster.
In the saddle?
The pastime late came in.
Twisted power.
Oh my god, what a fucking character.
Oh
Why did you flash I don't know I don't know daddy. I don't know why I did
Muda piss on my face yeah Carter you're getting banned bro you're genuinely
getting banned like actually you flashed with 0.1 HP guaranteeing death you
fucking idiotic cripple Rico what's fucking wrong with you bro
Muda I wonder what your forts smell like
Carter I'm never really in a message what's like what are you
I've been trying to make you love me
You
Oh
Where was my team? Where are they? What do you mean green? Are you stupid? Or is there
something wrong? Or are you the same as the guy that we just watched the video on? Or
you retarded? What do you mean green? If my team was there, we'd kill everyone!
My mechanics are so off today, honestly, they're so off, but honestly, I'm not doing bad.
now we fight we have Baron now we team fight and we just fuck everyone
this game is like craft to my fame this game is like craft to my fame
Where are you going?
Where you going?
Where are you going?
GEEEEE
Die die die Die die die Dieee
Yo, I don't give a fuck that I can link my discord to my fucking Riot games.
Stop shoving it down my throat.
I don't give a fuck.
23 LP, 75 LP, yay!
Two games off, bronze one?
No!
Hey!
Bronze bro, bronze, bronze, bronze.
Shaq, should we get bronze today or tomorrow, bro?
Should we get bronze today or tomorrow?
Did they make you in a lab?
36,000 damage wow life is sweet huh 23 LP is so fried just making you account and get
into the place silver I know man I know I already spent like a hundred dollars on this account
so I can't even do that right now who's how have you streamed 500 days in a row I
Honestly, I don't even know at this point to be honest like you don't even like how do you do like you can't like go away or anything
You can't like go on a little trip like you can't do anything. No, bro. I just like I like streaming dude. I like streaming I
Don't know so is your is your is your are you gonna pull like are you gonna pull like a kai sanat and like just
Just like disappear one day. No
No, bro, dude. I think what's I think for two years straight. I might be three years straight
Okay, I'm out of your kidding, bro.
Where you at?
Dude, I wanna like,
yeah, I wanna see if I can do three years, Chad.
Three years.
Chad, you know what I really wanna do, bro?
Chad, I really wanna go on vacation.
I wanna low key, Chad, really badly for some reason.
I wanna go to the Bahamas for like two days.
We won't let you.
You're not allowed.
Like, okay.
Like I'd love like a two-day vacation a two-day vacation
Being saying that for two years, I know what I have what la hi I have bro
What la hi I haven't say that for two years, but like I don't know bro. I just I don't want to I don't know man if
Chat with John missed me for two days, bro
You get to go to the Bahamas after you get challenger.
You lost your mind, bro.
Literally lost your mind.
you
I just I don't know what to do like I want to stay mid, but this guy keeps bitching
Like I need like just hot job. How do I turn off a lot of chat or such shit?
Like Jen is guys a just get like bitching in my ear. It's really like so annoying
I want to slap the shit out of this player with a little...
How do I meet this guy? Like Daniel, man.
I don't know if I can fight this.
I don't know if I can fight this bro, it's like Loki my team is just selling and like
blaming me.
My team is really just blaming me bro, like you suck my dick, you're iron for a reason
bro.
I've played this game for five years and you're iron.
How's that impossible?
You're Iron 2?
Yeah, I'm not talking shit.
I'm not talking shit.
How do I mu- uh...
Who is it?
Is this person?
Oh
Oh, wait, oh, I just saw one that means
I'm so upsetting I'm not perfect bro I'm still iron man I still miss I need to be
Perfect bro, I need to be perfect if I'm perfect
you
I mean one kill one kill two kills two kills just disgusting literally just
This fucking slut has a fucking audacity to literally just shit talk me the entire game, the entire game, the entire game, the entire game, the entire game, the entire game on my deck.
Unyutum, I think I'd rather but wallah if I say I slurned your band, wallah.
I can't, I can't even restat bro.
I just hate iron. Everyone has the weirdest ego, bro. The weirdest ego.
Like, motherfucker, you're iron. You fucking dumbass. You're iron. We're iron. We're both iron.
How are you shit talking to me when we're both iron? You fucking cat.
Are you stupid? We're both ass.
Honestly, we need this, bro.
Do you want to have a heart?
Zoom out?
What do you mean, zoom out?
Zoom out? What do you mean zoom out?
I don't get what you guys mean, bro.
Oh, wait, it's been like that this entire time?
Zoom all the way out and disable the setting? How do I disable the setting?
Thank you.
Holy aides why was that even a fucking thing?
Why was that even a fucking setting?
Kiss him on the eye but fucking League of Legends fucking developer made that a feature fucking bitch. Kiss him
Your top laner is throwing both are all throwing go one kill one kill two kill two so
I mean this game was winnable, but it was never winnable actually.
It was never winnable.
To be honest, it was never winnable.
That was just a big team death bro.
Like how does she have one kill with 200 CS? I agree.
I genuinely agree.
Like they're fighting without me. I'm just so confused why we're fighting without me, bro.
Very confused.
He has a retarded.
What are you flaming for, you know what I'm saying?
I'm just saying that I want to kill him.
Yeah, that's the important thing. How do I even like, wave this off?
Don't off that guy why what's wrong with all to them
You open the barter.
All the squishy ones.
but damn who is squishy and who's not like I just gotta figure that out
like throughout the world now.
Yeah, GG's.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait.
We had like 40 seconds to take Baron and no one was on Baron.
Wait, wait, are they throwing?
Is this a throwing, is this throwing or no?
Because they were like fighting the,
they were fighting the fucking frog instead of bearing.
Why was no one helping me take bear,
there was people fighting the frog here.
They were fighting the crab, why were they fighting the crab?
I'm just, I'm confused, like, excuse me?
I mean is there even a world we win this there's no way right right
I mean they're pushing bot now though, I mean they're pushing bot now though, I mean
Like, ah, no one can do shits.
you are the same as an enemy
I'm a freaking channel bro, do I even channel man?
Recall and push mid?
Recall and push mid
guys I don't know like do I overcomplicate it what do I do do I just push mid
Oh, I'm a long one, kiss Emma.
Fuck me my tight little asshole.
Why are we fighting? Don't fight this, don't fight this, please.
Did we fight for drag? Jack, did we fight for drag yesterday?
No, we can't. There's too many.
Two here, two here.
I think they're here, but I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, they are.
They're gonna take drag.
Okay, should we just push for top then?
Re-call and buy an item?
What are you doing?
Come on!
What do we do?
How do I close this game out?
What do I do?
Dead jungler, go dragon?
I'm just trying to...
I wanna buy my item chat.
I wanna buy my item bro.
Recalling buy item, I agree.
Shep, do we take Baron? Like, everyone's alive right now.
I don't know, what do I buy? I'm just gonna wait, I'm gonna save.
Should I buy, uh, should I buy Electra of Wraith?
A Wrath? I'm gonna buy Electra of Wrath, though.
Oh, I have to pop it?
Okay, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet.
I'll pop it, I'll pop into it.
Stark is cold, stoves the ferns
Wait I thought it was one shot, what the fuck?
I'm going to kill him.
99! 99! I'll pick you damn much, bitch!
99! I'll pick you damn much, bitch!
99, I'll be guest at M-Mog
Shit at M-Mog, bitch!
You bitch!
99!
This for you did not have nothing left to put no just for me though
I'm just sure I'll take care of my people. How did it be with that?
They don't have no one for that. How did we with that?
They don't have no war for that
Shit don't come with trophies. They know I'm a loach. No, I just do it cuz I'm
I'm so big I haven't seen them boys in two days
Bitch I use a walkie-talkie just to get a beverage
I saw my parents flit up right after the wedding
They told my ass to stay committed for the credit
Bitch check the numbers, I'm the one who really get it
I told your motherfuckers, man this shit is not a love song
This is doing me an only God-conjured song
I do not know what the fuck you thought it was song
Pops of fucking champagne in a thump song, nigga just because song
Dang, what's the mood?
Can I tell the trope if I was doing this for you then I have nothing to do with you
Oh my god bro
That is the greatest feeling I have ever been in my life man
And yo X-Emeru-Emeru-Simp
X-Emeru-Simp was the one shit talking to me all day
You fucking bitch you were all my dick the entire game shit talking me
you should not even deserve the fuck i'm reporting one I'm reporting you
Calm's abuse ranked manipulation team sabotage this man was legit shit
talking me the entire game while throwing please get this guy out of my
rank he does not deserve to be iron he deserves to be fucking plastic for
One game away from God.
One game away from fun.
Chat everything I've ever done
has amounted to this moment.
You understand me?
One game away from fun.
Buddha show me your balls for 10 gifted Carter.
What the fuck is absolutely wrong with you?
You psychotic son of a fucking bitch.
What is wrong with you?
Genuinely, what is wrong?
Every five seconds you say show me your balls,
my balls are sweating, come smell my balls, come show my,
what is wrong with you?
Muda banned nefarie, trust me,
no one's gonna go nefarie, bro,
because if you're a smurf, you go nefarie.
If you're not a smurf, you don't go nefarie, bro.
It's just what it is, it's just what it is,
it's just what it is, it's just what it is,
It's just what it is. It's just what it is.
Person. Wakes up on time.
Fuck, what do I order?
Sorbys fish.
So this is the person that did ex Amaru Simp?
This was the person that they were simping for?
an rb sandwich but i don't know if rb is even delivers to me
there are three rbs that deliver to me do i really want rbs though
minty gambino thanks for 21 months dude what's your time is supposed to be sacred time
How OG is Amaru chat? Has Amaru been a shimer for a long time?
Jax Warwick Malphite Yumi
Who am I going against Jax Yumi or Malphite?
Wait, it's Malphite. Is it not?
no mouth that's top you means made maybe is you me the one made who the fuck is
you it's probably last pick
nope who is that who's Varus
Malfight Mid-Elema-O-O-O-O. What does that mean?
You're cooked? What do you mean? Malfight Mid-Cooked.
Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean?
Malfight Mid-Elema-O-GoodfuckingLuck? What does that mean?
Oh
What does mouth? I meant someone send me a video about my life someone send me a video about my life
Someone send me a video for a mouth bite
Let's talk about learning Malfight's abilities.
Malfight's passive grants him a shield of gray health that scales with 10% of his max
HP when not taking damage after 8 seconds, scaling down to 6 seconds of level.
The timer resets from all damage sources, minions included.
Malfight's Q is a single target projectile that deals magic damage.
Let's talk about learning Malfight's abilities.
Malfight's passive grants him a shield of gray health that scales with 10% of his max
HP, when not taking damage after 8 seconds, scaling down to 6 seconds with level.
The timer resets from all damage sources, minions included.
Malfight's Q is a single target projectile that deals magic damage, scales with AP,
and slows by stealing movement speed from the enemy hit, scaling with ability level.
Movement speed stolen will speed up Malfight as well.
Malfight's W has a passive and active portion.
The passive portion grints an outflight bonus armor, but if his gray HP shield is active,
this value is tripled until broken.
The active portion enhances his next auto attack with bonus physical damage, and for the next
5 seconds his auto attacks deal slightly less physical damage than the first, but also create
an AoE like Titanic Hydra.
This ability's damage scales with armor in AP, and is an auto attack reset.
Mouthlight's E is an AoE that deals magic damage around Mouthlight.
Enemies hit by this ability have lowered attack speed from 30 to 50%, depending on
ability level for 5 seconds.
This also scales with AP and armor.
And finally, Malfight's ultimate is an unstoppable dash that deals magic damage and knocks up
for 1.5 seconds when hit.
This is an AoE knockup, so this synergizes well with champions like Yasuo.
If you liked this, I'm gonna see the follow up for runes, items, and combos with Malfi-
Oh, is I lost?
Get on! Weep for a car, Marlin!
MADLIN!
I have to recall.
I hope someone fucking remade bro. I don't want to burst some Malfight mid.
Chat, if I'm better, do I, can I beat Malfight mid?
What are you eating, Muda?
Is it my nuts?
Like Carter, I'm gonna punch you in the face.
If he's Marlin, yes.
Malfight doesn't scale.
Yeah, but if lane is even, Malfight becomes hard to kill.
So chat, okay.
So in more simpler terms,
Do I last hit and bring mouth fight towards my thing?
Or do I just bully him?
Like farm, farm, farm EQ, farm mid, farm EQ, farm mid EQ.
What's better?
Think we're bored.
He's gonna poke you if you play scared.
Okay, that.
Wait, I got my W, I just got my W.
Is there a way to get my W back?
How do I get my Q?
Boy, I like getting my Q first.
fuck because now I can't even get my E until watch for his Q and Ws and minions for the
shield
I'm the only one who harbingers
Well, it's a remake it's a remake it's a remake it's a remake it's a remake
They say no to the remake?
the enemy agreed to surrender
was that a remake?
honestly bro, I'll probably get a Q in like
So I'm honestly gonna queue in like 30 seconds to like 2 minutes, bro.
Alright.
I'm gonna queue in like 3 minutes.
What do you need to cap?
Bros.
No, I'm not. I'm not in queue.
Adam Stamler playing League of Legends was not on my bingo card.
Wait, is Adam Stamler actually alive?
Let's go, let's quit out, let's quit out.
Yeah, I quit though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, hey, no problem, bro.
Don't gotta tell me twice.
Can we please play the game now?
Whatever the fuck this horror movie is.
Great, great, nice.
Yo, Los, let me make something clear to you, man.
In actual 2K, you can't catch and shoot with seven footers the whole game.
Scammer matters and shot that matters. You also can't fade with LeBron from the logo. Okay, so we're gonna play
Okay, actual NBA teams not whatever that bullshit was okay. Holy shit. That was a show. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up 1-0
No, no, all right. Yeah
Chara Alec pause the stream I need to go pee like what was the reason for you to say Chara Alec? That makes no sense
Check your own verse Yaslman who's better who's better who's better
Barra
No, I'm not gonna get in here. No, no, no, check it out. I'm gonna queue in like five minutes. Let's load up YouTube
You know, but it looks for houses, bro.
Maybe you can find some houses.
Chat, maybe look for some houses, bro, I'm going to be honest, because I get evicted
in one week and three days.
Okay.
One week and three.
Oh, look at that.
That's weird.
Oh my god, they just found a house.
What the fuck?
We'll lawheaded he just found the house.
I'm not going to first pick bro.
Yo yo yo yo, these remakes are suspicious.
We'll lawhead these remakes are suspicious.
On God, yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
I don't like this, I don't like this.
I don't like this.
Was that three remakes bro? What is this shit basement suite features its own bathroom wait to beat me
There's a bathroom to this house
Well, I might actually I might actually get this house. I'm not even lying is this house in a good area
Where's the neighborhood?
Wait, this is a good neighborhood.
Uh, chat, why is there two doors to the house?
No, no, not that door, it's a, there's two doors, there's three doors.
There's a garage door, this door and then this door.
Why not have three doors?
Well technically there's four doors because there's a door in the back too.
So there's four doors to get into the house.
Why is there four ways to get into the house?
Motherfucker, why is there four ways to get into my house, bro?
Use one door a day?
X me but one.
You see some dumpster like that one more time on an actually dead-ass band of you.
What do you mean use one door a day?
Like what?
What are you saying?
Show your screen after champ select.
Show your screen after character select, okay, bye.
Chat with Lahi bro, I'm getting a little worried man.
I don't know, bro. I'm getting a little red.
11.
Shat, I have 11 days to find a house.
11 days.
Oh my god, in the champion select chat, I typed Muda instead of Yone.
Like, what is wrong with me?
South is the greatest enemy.
Just go with one that fits your budget?
I mean, dude, I don't really have a budget.
The thing is, though, I applied for four houses and got rejected to all four
because I wasn't married and I didn't have a family.
You don't just got banned.
Slaba daba, bazaara.
you'll have more luck on cheaper houses the thing is bro I don't want a cheap
house because 90% of the time the cheap houses aren't bad areas so I'm like kind
of scared bro
Chow I'm gonna be homeless in a week, bro. Can I get a thousand gifted this week? Can I get a thousand gifted?
You got 700 gifted today stop being greedy you Jew
Yo, why are y'all saying, bro, why do y'all keep saying shameless viewbotter, like, bro,
I'm not a viewbotter, are you fucking stupid?
I would never have you bought in my life though.
Are y'all serious bro?
Chat, can I be honest man?
Can I be honest bro?
Can I be seriously honest with y'all?
My whole life,
before I became a streamer, you know,
I was like, you know what bro, I want to be the biggest streamer in the world,
And no matter how much views I had, whether it was 10,000 at the time,
you
Silas also has a dash.
Fuck.
I'm not even gonna fight him bro, you know that.
Bro, are you fucking serious?
Yo, are you stupid?
You fucking retard, go the other way, you fucking retard.
You Jin Zhao fucking...
No, well, you're actually a retard.
Well, you're a retard, bro.
Holy fucking...
And then you're going to come take my wave.
Guess I'm not going to be able to kill you.
Shut up, Pete.
Holy shit, of course, on my rank up to bronze, I get a guy that says, no, I suck at jungle
LOL, I play Phil.
Of course. Like, will Lahi, of course.
Don't be mad when I'm 0 and 8. Like, what the fuck are you saying?
Do I have a heart?
I don't know if I'm sure anymore.
beautiful! I love when my jungle is the one on fill. I love when my jungle is on fill when
we could have easily killed him. But no, the other team has a better jungle. Always! Always
has a better jungle man. Always. They always have a better jungle. Wala wa hiet, Allah,
wa hiet, Allah they always have a better jungle. Wala they always have a better jungle.
They do one love they do one love they do they always have a better jungle
They always do it's not enough. It's not a joke anymore
Well, they do they always have a better jungle than mine
Always could have easily killed them, but no
Beautiful we already lost this game. That's all good. It's inevitable. I'll get bronze. I'm not really mad
Okay, I'll get bronze inevitably
It's okay. I'm not really
And we got the fucking thing out of soup that was so greedy, but that was beautiful
honestly beautiful
Oh God man my jungles on spell
This game on the ball
Watch yourself.
We're a long way from the seas of east.
What is this?
well what is that it is getting on me like what is this
I was pinging my jungler bro, like I was pinging my jungler, I wasn't even looking at him.
That was honestly on my fault.
I just knew, you know what I need to do bro?
I'm pretty sure Dauntest told Jinxie this rule and it was never rely on her teammates.
Never rely on her teammates.
He literally told that to Jinxie.
I wish Hamza told me that too.
But you know what, it's fine.
Cuz now I understand to never rely on my teammates.
And then anything has been snaked.
Never ever ever rely on my teammates.
It's fine. It's fine.
I'm way better than this guy.
This guy's a fucking pussy.
He's running away every chance he gets.
He's literally horrible.
I'll beat him. I'll beat him.
I'll- I'll scale the fuck out of this guy and I'll shit on him.
I'm not upset.
I'm a little upset, but it's fine.
Oh
Where'd you go bro like what is wrong with this guy
Why would he even engage that fight though? Like why would he even engage that fight?
Jax is a fanboy 100% I agree this guy's literally just on my dick 24-7 this fucking pussy actual loser, bro. I
agree
Yes, alt or something, but I also have alt.
Oh, there's just such bad out of it. I'm just getting greedy, bro. I'm getting greedy. I need it like I need it
I need a detail. I'm tilted. I'm tilted and I need a detail. I'm tilted and I need a detail
Okay, I realized I'm tilted right now. I need a detail
where's jax?
okay this is winnable this is winnable this is very winnable I need to just
I need a skill.
Oh god, if you like.
Oh hell no.
even with my all you can't win you're a fucking shitter even with all you
still fucking lose your trash never come near me again pussy you understand
me you got 90 bucks as well
Good Jax.
Look at this guy.
He's a boyfriend.
I mean, like most of the- I mean chat, what do I do there though, did I do anything wrong?
Like what did I do there?
I can't- chat, like don't even flame me please, can I dodge with E?
Run to turret?
And I did dodge it
But you're getting ganked by three people it's okay, literally true. I agree
My jungler is on Phil he's 0 and 3 I have a stream stepping jacks that's 0 and 2, but it's okay. He's feeding. I don't even mind
Drags up in two minutes
Got a ward on this side
fuck me there's a devil out there what oh
how is that even happening what the fuck is happening there
I mean chat, what do I do? Do I go help them and leave my lane? Do I even leave my lane?
I mean look at my jungler. My jungler is not even doing anything. Why am I 100% sure my jungler is strong by the way?
One lobby, one lobby, one lobby
I wish I didn't get hit by that turret, but fuck.
E towards the wall?
What do you mean?
Why would I E towards the wall?
I'm just going to go back to my E, you know?
Why would I eat with the wall?
An enemy has been slain.
Oh, no.
Yo, let's go to breakfast.
Nah, bro, I'm dead.
Like 20,000 and I'm like...
You said dodge, silence, but of course not.
Whoa, chat, what do I do?
I need to get mid tower and then just go everywhere else.
Right, chat?
Let's go to breakfast.
I missed you, bro.
How are you?
Yo, how, like, fed is this thing, bro?
And then I've dragged Jesus.
Wow, what a huge massive team death bro.
3
and I don't know if I see that
let's see
I'm just going to wait for him to come back.
I did a killing spree.
They won't take me.
An ally has been slain.
ability
We'll see about that
is this guy smurfing? how is this guy this fed? no i miss my Q
I missed my Q, I would have killed him if I had.
You're top and jungler fed him?
Wow, just so blown out of the water, man.
I mean, he's like, I don't know.
Now I'm gonna have to rest on the scene.
Now.
Enemy double kill.
A.
I'm gonna get this.
Get this.
Seventeen.
Yeah, I mean, dog shit team on my carry bro, like horrible, horrible jungler bro.
How do I report this guy bro?
For right manipulation team sabotage.
Sorry, something unexpected happened about trying to create your lobby.
What is this?
Apparently, League is down. Servers are bugged right now.
So that's what happened. I got into a lobby with five chat GBTA agents.
Is that what happened? I got into a lobby with five chat GBTA agents. Is that what happened?
Perfect perfect time to vaude review uh chat I'm gonna be ending my streamer right um
Um...
Vaudevue the Jinzao?
Que s...
Emo la Jinzao, that fucking...
Literally sitting mid. I don't know how to play mid. Literally throwing.
Is a...
How am I getting win traders?
INLEGAL LEGENDS!
Vod review the clutch game with Hamza I don't want a Vod review, well I don't even Vod review
in Valorant's. I've never Vod reviewed and I've made my way to rank 1 in Valorant and
I've never bothered you and I made it to rank one in valorant
Wait, League of Legends is actually down
Why is League down
Why is Valorant down?
Or League down?
Please do a Vod review.
I'm probably just going to go to the gym bro, I'm probably just going to end stream
and go to the gym chat.
Oh, that means we need to get bronze tomorrow bro.
Which also means that bro, we need to put Predator on hold because bro, Zayn hasn't
gone on in a minute.
So maybe we do Valorant, League of Legends and hold a game tomorrow.
I did.
I I
would have
showed us your balls before you go.
Like I'm going to punch you Carter.
I'm literally going to punch you though.
Hey,
what was that?
ever the fuck was that green see Jack I'm in post-date right when I reached the
second beer now if I think the third beer GG I'm drunk and then most people
we got a state right here I have two beers but I'd rather die than lose this
I was never like a chat. I was never a
a sport game player. Was 2k fun chat? Was 2k fun?
Like, real though, Obama? He was like, I'm him. That was fucking me.
I'm the top. Yeah, you're the top, the top.
Actually, I was just talking about that.
All right! What is that, Lose?
I had a good job, him, bro. Now you're in trouble.
I got the worst game ever.
FIFA better.
Double him, double him.
Time out, I'd like this one.
You got it, you got it.
Every discussion counts right now.
There's two minutes left, every discussion counts.
I'd like this one.
And I'm out of the beer.
Look at the beer, I'll pause it.
No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna stay at two beers.
I might get a third beer for game three.
game through what's funny about game three yeah I tried down funny about that
dump and please and he's missing one of these and I don't think he's any more
timeouts
No I have, I have no more shit.
Jett I lowkey probably shouldn't have felt it still there, but if I don't I died on the floor.
Because Tio helped me stand alive.
Look we're putting low cats on the side.
Jett what was the best 2k?
Four for four.
Alright now waste time, waste time, we're good.
And here's Kovar, he'll bring it up to the temper walls.
Now Ember, I'll ramble on the screen.
Oh
2k 67 like actually don't fuck yourself. What do you mean 2k 67 are you stupid?
I
Know what are you doing?
I
Oh
That's literally game, bro
That's game. All right chat. I'm done bro league doesn't work. I'm gonna go to the gym bro. I'm gonna go to the gym
All right
Hi Charlie to the gym i'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym right
What do you mean thank God Carter what do you think God
What do you mean thank God Carter? What do you think God?
Mudo horror tomorrow
Insha'Allah insha'Allah. I don't know we need to push for bronze tomorrow. No apex
We're gonna put apex on a break because apex legends zane just completely ditched me bro. He's completely gone
So yeah, I don't know where you went
But yeah, bro. Anyway, love y'all man. Listen, bro. Take care yourself. Drink some water eat some food
I'll see y'all tomorrow, bro. Today was low key a w sheen. It was just a w filler day, bro
Which honestly, I don't mind. I don't mind at all. I don't mind at all, bro. I don't mind at all
Take care bro
I'm gonna I need to figure out I need to figure out how to
Try to figure out how to get predator without zane, and I don't know if that's possible
Anyway, I love y'all bro. Take care yourself drink some water eat some food bro, and
Yeah, bro. Take care, bro. I'll see y'all tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow. Okay. I'll see y'all tomorrow
I'll see y'all tomorrow
I'm not gonna talk to shit, don't be amazed
Both ways, shit's the plan around it, Beatles plays
Yeah, can we leg it like we free the slaves
I can't get hell, I want the villains set my feet ablaze
My heart heartings every year like sneakers
I'm living our quality those way you niggas ain't getting no bread
They ruin the keto phase
Wisdom coming out my mouth like some teething pain
My whip used to have
FIRE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU