you
Get touched by my headset and just instantly break by the way I'm never buying this dog
shit monitor ever again look this is where it breaks right here how does this break a
monitor boom broken instantly split down the middle won't even turn on anymore
won't even turn on anymore the monitor won't even OLED is sensitive yeah never
buy another OLED ever again I'm gonna stick with my BenQ 600 monitor I could
literally this won't break this won't break at all show us your monitor now I
I have my BenQ on.
This monitor is literally-
Oh my God.
Oh, I'm fucking retarded.
Holy shit, I'm actually gonna fucking too.
Look, bro, look.
Look at this shit, like, actually look at this shit.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, let's see.
Like, so I just edge streamed.
I don't get it.
The stream just started
All right, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Yeah, see me. Hello
Yeah, look
My monitor I bought a new monitor today. Look look at my boxes, bro
I bought two new monitors one new monitor. It's this one. All right chat. Say what's up monitor chat?
Say hi monitor. Say hi monitor. Let's see how long this one lasts for and then I and then this is my old one
That I was in the other room. Okay, this is the old one. It's already broken, but it's not too bad
You know, it's just it's just a rip a little bit. Let's see
But you know, it's still not a bad monitor
So yeah, and then we also this one chat monitor
So yeah, you know life's good again. Thank God never playing League of Legends ever again. I never again
That game is for Satan that game is literally was made for shaitan that that game was literally made for Satan like literally
Like literally made for Satan like literally like that game was made for shaitan that game was made for Satan a game
It's literally like Jesus bro
Yeah, bro, or maybe nintin yahoo like literally but yeah anyway, how is everyone doing today bro?
How is everyone doing today man? How is everyone doing today bro? How is everyone doing today?
Muda when are you gonna play uh forza horizon forza six chat? Do y'all want me to buy a uh chat?
Do y'all want me to buy a uh a?
Wheel and we play forza horizon six low key. I'm actually down bro chat
What's a good like what's a good headset? Oh, sorry?
What's a good uh wheel though because I just watched only pixels set up a fucking good controller or whatever
Moza wheel for the last two hours, and it didn't end up working
So, yeah, Moses thoughts are definitely
plummeting after that one, bro.
Logitech.
Which one, chat?
Which Logitech, though?
Logitech, what one?
G29.
Logitech G29.
G29.
This one, chat, this one, does this one work?
G923 racing wheel pedals up to a thousand hertz responsive driving dual clutch launch control
Moza R9 is a must don't buy fuck ass logitech. Yeah, bro. I just thought I just saw this guy. I just saw
Oh, oh, we're trying to set that up for the last two hours. I'm not doing that shit, bro. Fuck that shit
Should we really buy this though? Should we really buy this?
Do it when you move out. Yeah, then the game's not gonna be fucked.
Oh my god, guys.
I have to be out of the house in seven days
Fight for me daddy.
I'm probably going to be with my parents bro, I'm not even going to lie man.
I'm not going to lie China, I think I'm going to be with my parents for a bit bro.
Or my brother is one of them bro
Should I think we're gonna go back to the to the room bro again for a bit like I think we have to
Like I have a week to find a house I
Have a week to find a house it's just not gonna happen. It's literally impossible. It's literally impossible. But anyway, oh
chat today I
I don't know what the fuck we're doing bro. I woke up early as fuck. I went to go buy my monitors
I didn't have time to plan anything today. What do we do? And if you say League of Legends
I'm killing all of you in GTA 5. So please don't say don't say that
Say, yeah, how do they gas me up?
Let it go my head
How much I got a lot don't even yeah, I won't
Thinking I try me do like right sir. What's it?
Okay, I can't what do I need some head? What do we have for horror games chat?
What do we have for horror games bro? What do we have for horror games today? Are there any good horror games?
Are there any horror games?
League with Hamza. I'm not playing League of Legends ever again. I'm literally
uninstalling League of Legends. I'm literally uninstalling League of Legends.
I'm done with that game. I've never played League of Legends ever again.
What should I take for a trip?
What should I take to his beat?
Tell his lessons with the Nike skirt on when I ask him how he's gonna do that.
Hamza though? Yeah. Fuck Hamza and fuck my life and fuck League of Legends and fuck everyone in this chat.
react unlocked let's see
oh yeah chat listen bro I didn't have a second monitor yesterday so I didn't see
if my monitor was seeing or not seeing so yeah probably the worst clip could
happen if your first name starts with the letter am here's some motivation are
you motivated how about now yeah what the fuck is wrong with you guys KOV it's
raining outside which bed are you napping to the hardest
Chad, I feel like naps are for losers bro. Do y'all take naps? Chad, do y'all take naps?
Bro, I don't take naps. I haven't, I hate taking naps. I literally hate taking naps, bro. Yo,
yo, yo, listen, listen. This might piss a lot of people off, bro. But if you take naps,
if you take naps, bro, you're low key, like, I don't know, but you're chomped. It's like
the biggest waste of time, bro. Just, bro, you already sleep one third of your life.
You've already sleep one third of your life, but if you take naps, you're probably sleeping
for two thirds of your life at that point.
Don't take naps, bro.
You spend one third of your life is spending to sleep.
So why would you take naps?
Like what's the point of even living anymore, bro?
There's no point.
Uh, no, I'm not sleeping in this, bro.
Flip is gonna jump through this window and just eat me alive. Fuck this place in the middle of the woods
This is like some shit. This is where Epstein is living right now probably
So no
Now this one is Loki kind of fire this is fire bro, this is fire. This is fire. I fuck with this one. This was fire
See again, uh, I don't know bro chat. I don't like I don't like jungles. They scare me bro chat
Do y'all like this one or no? I don't like this one
Who in the right fucking mind would pick a bed like that?
Who the fuck is sleeping in this bed bro?
Who in the right mind is sleeping in this bed?
Hold on now. Hold on now. Hold on now. Hold on now. Hold on now. Okay now this one's the
best one. In my opinion this one's the best one. Actually this one's pretty crazy too.
Dumbass is looking at the camera like he could smell colors and see sounds your nose is a
black hole monstrosity.
Y'all can go to be sucking my dick.
Like what is this?
Why are we using AI to make my nose ten times the size that it actually is?
There's no reason why you guys are making my nose ten times the size of what it really
is 10 times over 10 times over my nose isn't this big you dumbasses it's not
this big bro stop it that shit the good old days when big nose was a girly top
this girl just joins my oh fuck you guys stream and hook me up with like the
Oh my god bro. Yo, can y'all like both?
Skool just- I mean, hey chill. Why are you guys like-
Yo, that was like two years ago bro. Chill.
Why is it so black in my room by the way? Like is it just this monitor that I got?
Is it black in my room?
Thank you.
you
do y'all like do y'all push past that barrier and then like try to get it to
like you or no they all just call it there I chased her famous what do you
mean I chased her what do you mean bro which I tell me why bro can y'all tell
me why and I'm not supposed to say this I'm really not supposed to say this joke
but you know what fuck it bro I kind of have to can you guys tell me why I
FaceTimed my mod at the time he was my editor at the time his name is Deft I
FaceTimed him and he said he was at the gym and he said he said I am the hunter
And then like when the camp flip the camera to like four different girls, bro
And then said which one should I hunt tonight? Yo, Deft, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
Deft there's nothing wrong with you, bro
But he answers the call he answers the call he's like he's like buddy literally is just like I
I am the hunter flip the camera. There's like four girls with like like the biggest ass ever in booty shorts
Flip the camera back you have to take your nose around since it's so big you cannot be talking mooder
What?
No, bro. My nose isn't that big, but it's like it's like average
I'm under. How are you love the streamswacker?
here comes arie here comes arie here comes arie
let's see
yalla wukong wukong yalla wukong
yalla wukong yalla wukong
bro yesterday I was tilted I was actually
ice wukong yes wukong yes
Yes, yes, yes, yes, bitch, yes.
I don't even know what to do anymore.
I don't think I've ever been so mad at a game before, bro.
Actually, why am I even on here by the way? I saw this on Twitter and I liked it
But yo streamer updates underscore
Why the fuck am I on this?
Why is a picture of me working at Burger King on your headline?
What is this like? I'm not a cheater anymore. I was a cheater when I was a kid, bro
When I was a kid not anymore bro chill
Geez man. Geez bro. Geez like what is this?
Not even three minutes into the stream and no way at motherfucking FPS is on fucking 30,000 viewers better rate or something
This shit has to be view bots
Don't hate don't hate me, bro
Don't hate me, bro. I made it. You're just jealous
See this is the shit that like this is the b-
You know when I open my react channel-
Listen, when I open my react channel I want to send me like good videos to watch right?
Like good videos to react to?
What the fuck is a clown in Gary's mob with a bunch of cockroaches doing on my fucking feed?
W come back. Bro, this was the most. League of Legends is genuinely the best game in the
fucking world and it pisses me off that it is. League of Legends is literally the best
game ever. But it pisses me off so much.
Can you bring your hat back? I am your supervisor from Burger King and please don't leak out secret formula like plankton from Spongebob
This shit is mine now, bro. I'm not bringing this shit. This shit's mine now
All right, this shit's mine now, bro. Listen, this shit probably cost you guys two dollars to make
You've been chasing me for this hat for the last two years since I quit your job. It's been two years
It's been two years. You've been asking this hat for two years, bro. Chill chill
Legitimately the most cinema, so let me get the street. I come back from work
Happy as fuck to go watch your stream. I see you mad. I say are you good and you ban me two times go fuck yourself
You look like a unicorn fish BTW.
What even is a unicorn fish?
Nigro chips.
I do.
Dude!
Boom!
Yo, yo, yo, no, no, no, no, stop.
Like, stop!
Stop!
Stop stop stop
Salted vinegar chips, okay. No, I don't know well stop
Cutting out the fucking salt in right stop. You're gonna get me fucking banned bro game muscles or okay
Hey, would you rather gain muscles or gain eagles?
What the fuck is it gain eager
Look at a punicorn fish
Oh, you know what this was Nathan doing, but they lost
Here we go again with that bullshit here we go again with that bullshit you always trust me you always dance with it somebody in this car
Okay, like what are you guys sending you though? I saw this brought apparently someone got banned
And apparently the rake one of League of Legends and A player was got banned? Damn, crazy.
This is my impression of Schwarzenegger.
If he found an onion ring in his fries, oh, what is this? Is this the onion?
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest James see we might have to get our shit together for that okay
Don't lump me in with you, bro. You need to get your shit together
I
Bro so chat in LCS bro, there is like
Sponsorship and like we have to be PR. We're not even paid
But like if we watch party LCS chat, we actually to be PR. We need to be like PR dude. So
Yeah, don't dress you can't be talking about T-momans man
Yeah, but dude, Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie. There is no way
The both PR with Vontess I saw this guy like fuck a bear on his bed or some shit
When's the next VR streamed you I
Don't know
Which bro, you know what I'm saying the cook you could have one viewer you got to be grateful
For the viewers that you do have right now
Give me you got to be grateful, bro
really high-bives I should be grateful fuck you like that as fuck you I I kind
of was hoping that you would get banned to be honest I was hoping that we wouldn't
see your ugly fucking face your big-ass nose your chopped beard like I hope you
know what you have a great day Muda you have a great day hey drop a one in the
If you should get actual perma band
You have a great day Muda
You have a great day Muda. You have a great day. Hey
No, no, no, we need the ones with the eyes. I hope I
ah
You know what you have a great day muda you have a great day a jumble
It's like that.
What is this thing?
Millionaires not millionaires.
Neolithic?
New money millionaires.
Snobbish horse?
Millionaires.
Why are you standing me bro?
Yo, what is wrong with you guys?
What is wrong with you guys?
No, it's meow mix.
Try again.
Oh shit.
I'm a little kid, that's actually a fun game.
Nyssa Syrbio, oh Nyssa Syrbio, oh Nyssa Syrbio.
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with Shibane?
All of my ops, they dead.
When Nyssa and the beat Shibane, all my ops, they're dead.
Why do they gas me up?
Where does it go in my head?
Next thing I saw.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's my bitch.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, you know that fake shit.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey!
I like this.
This cool.
This smooth.
This ain't the head.
Bro, oh my god.
This nigga's suck!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
That's my bitch.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What is this fake ass laugh?
Aulay says he loves Moodle, really?
Did you see the owner files video?
Kubo, link me the owner files video, bro.
Link me the owner files, bro.
I have nothing to hide.
I have nothing to hide bro.
I'm not like Muda bro.
There's nothing to hide here.
YOOOOOOOWWWW
You're telling me that the gas comes through here.
Comes through here.
Passes through here.
To get through there.
Yeah.
What do you think it's talking about?
What are you talking about?
I actually don't-
What is it?
Is this girl good bro?
Is this girl good?
This is AI, it has to be AI, there's no way.
Another batch of photos while you do a new house tour.
Bro, shout out, I need to find a house bro, it's literally seven days left.
Is this enough when you're done bro?
No, I'm not gonna, cause you need to quit the fucking game.
I do?
Yeah.
I'm telling you to digger.
Go!
Why would you name yourself Diddy and C.S., man?
Why would you do that?
Because I'm lovin' these niggas up.
Okay, young niggas, yo, oh my god, like, literally reported and muted, bro.
When you get pinged on discord and it's mood up, you know
Like bro, no one is hitting your phone up, bro
You guys have no friends you have no one for you have me and me only bro
No girl is gonna hit you up on discord
Let's just be honest for your chopped and it is what it is, bro
It is what it is. It is what it is at least y'all have me though, right?
At least y'all have me though at least y'all have me though man
what's good guys hello hello what's good boys yo what's good bro it's good man
what's good guys how is everyone bro oh my oh my
Gampoli part!
Oh my god, no, look at fucking that!
Yo, what is wrong?
Oh, yeah!
AHHHHH!
This family makes me want to murder.
Yo, why would you guys choose to have a fucking bald cat?
Why would you guys choose to have a bald cat instead of a cat that has hair?
That has hair.
Still in the blo-
Yo, this is AI.
No, stop saying that.
What is wrong with you guys?
This is not actually my-
I know you from TikTok, yeah.
You know me from TikTok?
Yeah, I know you from TikTok.
How do you know me from TikTok?
You did that, you did that like dance thing,
I love yous.
Yeah!
Bro, I gotta tell you, I find this crap with the f***ing so weird. Yeah.
Well, nice to meet you.
Yeah, I, uh, I subbed to your only fans.
Really? You like what you see?
No, not at all.
Wait, how old are you?
Did someone tell you that you sounded like a little fast?
Hey, bro.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is Indian gangster?
Who, where did, where did Dorks come from?
Yo, Dorks!
What are you doing, bro?
What is happening here, bro?
Yo, yo, yo, what are you doing, bro?
Great mac and cheese and kangaroo meat?
What the fuck is kangaroo meat?
Is that a thing?
That is kangaroo meat bro.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Shit, she's hard.
She's hard.
She knows what she's talking about.
So put her fists up.
Ain't that right Acacia?
She knows what she's talking about.
Well, it's raining in New York City and the saxophones keep getting louder. What does that mean?
Holy shit, but where's it going?
YOOOOOO!
HAHAHA
YOOOOOO!
Whoa, whoa, oh my god, what happened?
How's your day, man? I hope you have a great day just kidding you. Where is she?
Yo, yo, where go how is it? Why is the water pressure that fat?
Yo this girl's gone bro!
Oh my god bro.
How can you laugh at that?
What do you mean by that girl literally got off the bus station and got delivered to her
house bro.
That shit took her to her house bro.
She's probably home by now.
Like honestly.
I'll be home by now, bro.
What? This guy just called me the Endward.
Yeah.
What is that?
Dude, what? No, okay, no, I'm done. I'm done.
I mean, like, what is this?
No. It's not official.
Alright.
Okay, okay, okay.
What games do we play now? Like, literally.
Literally what games do we play and don't say league like genuinely should be up on a model? What do we do? Oh model? Oh
God, bro
Really like a model was last week
Can I feel like a model was last week, bro? It's not it's not it's not here anymore, though
There's something wrong with my thing
Wait, am I trippin'?
Chad, is my monitor stretched or no?
Is my monitor stretched right now or no?
Is it normal?
Like, is this stretched res?
I need to fit it in the box.
What about Hinge Tinder and Grime the Yookaq?
Yo, what the fuck?
There you go, now it's not stretched, but why was it doing that?
What the fuck?
Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. Okay. All right, bro. Uh, hinge and tinder. Uh, yeah guys, uh, listen, bro, I'm gonna like, I'm 30 seconds away from burning my fucking phone out like every single time I use tinder, like, okay, I'm going to give tender one more chance.
I'm gonna give Tinder one more chance today.
Wallahi!
I'm gonna give Tinder one chance today, okay?
One chance today.
Also said the best emo ever bro, finally, W.
That's a good one, that's a good one.
Chat, wanna use Tinder and Hinge one more time today?
And if I don't find the girl, you know,
if I don't find the girl I like in Tinder or Hinge,
wallah, I'm getting off and uninstalling both apps
and cancelling my gold and Hinge premium subscription, okay?
All right, dealer no deal, chat, dealer no deal,
dealer no deal,
because I'm actually sick and tired of this shit, bro.
I'm sick and tired of this shit.
I'm sick and tired of this shit every single time.
Every single time, bro, I load up Tinder and Hinge.
I legitimately just get nothing.
I legit just get nothing, except for transgenders
and people who are not my type, bro, like literally.
I don't know why.
All right, let me just see something.
Let me just close out all the tabs.
Alright, Torta Magnet.
What is wrong with you though?
What is wrong with you?
Alright bro, are y'all ready?
Are y'all ready?
The last Tinder segments, potentially the last Tinder segment.
God, if you can hear me.
I want to have at least one girl that I like
that's in my city out of these two likes.
God, it's been legitimately, I think,
two weeks of doing this segment every day
And I haven't got one girl that I liked.
Three.
Two.
One.
you
What is actually wrong with you?
Guess what I just found out.
Apparently, what the fuck?
What do you mean?
Well...
Uh...
What the fuck?
Wait.
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo guys, I'm not downloading grinder, bro. I'm not downloading grinder, bro. Holy shit.
I'm not I'm not downloading grinder, bro. I'm not downloading grinder. All right. I'm
not downloading grinder, bro. I'm not like what the fuck is wrong with you?
Oh, how do I get chat? Does anyone know how I turn off my fucking subscription?
Check. Does anybody know how I like deactivate fucking Tinder, bro? Like how do I deactivate
my fucking subscription yes I'm sure okay I canceled my subscription I canceled
my subscription yeah done uninstall remove app delete delete yeah gone no
more no no more no more never again guys don't use dating apps bro don't use
Don't use dating apps, literally I waste the money, waste of time.
I'd rather have sex with a fucking hooker than don't forget the grinder subscription.
I'm gonna...
Okay.
Okay, when people try to kidnap me, free Pokemon cards, yeah, right?
This is it.
Nice.
Okay, so now remember, 1,400 and press one.
Don't forget to press one.
You said you're ready to do it, so start doing it, bro.
Smite?
Good.
Alright, now get this.
Not ending till bronze.
I can't wait until this guy breaks his monitor like I did and legit everything like I did.
Like I cannot wait for this guy to break everything.
Does anybody know how many games he's off until bronze?
He's 81 LP.
He's one game off bronze.
What?
There's no way he loses this.
He's one game off bronze, no?
81 LP.
He's iron two.
Yeah, my guy's dead.
My guy's dead, bro.
guys that you can meet me again.
All right.
What game do we play, bro?
Like genuinely, what do we do?
We could play Valorant, but I'm not really
in a mood of Valorant right now.
If I'm going to be honest with you guys,
could I be honest with y'all, bro?
I'm not really in the mood for Valorant right now, bro.
I don't know why, but I'm just not in the mood for it right
now.
So what do we play?
Horror games?
Uh, do we really want to play a horror right now?
I feel like if anything we should play a horror later, not now, no.
I feel like if anything we should play a horror later, not now, the sun is still up.
The sun is still up.
Yo, by the way, has anyone watched Obsession or Obsception?
Obsession.
The new scary movie that everyone's like fucking tripping out right now?
Is Obsession a good movie?
because everyone's telling me to go watch it bro I might watch it I might watch
it I might actually watch it
I might actually watch it bro I might actually watch it
I
Will you try some not a cup? I don't know bro. I don't know man. I don't know bro
I don't know man. I don't know if I'm gonna do that to be honest, bro
um, I
Don't know bro. I don't know if I'm gonna do that row to be honest. I don't know gay son or fuck daughter. What?
Like what?
What
Gay son or thought daughter
Both
Legitimately both bro
Chat the thing is I'm down to play League of Legends, but if I start League of Legends right now
There's a 96% chance. I just break everything
There's a 96% chance I break everything
And there's a 96% chance I end stream early because I just break everything once again.
So I don't know if we should uh, I don't know if that's a good idea bro.
I don't know if that's a good idea man.
I don't know if that's a good idea.
like I don't know if it's a good idea man I don't know it's a good idea bro so
what should we do like should we play Valorant I'm not in the mood for Valorant
right now below chat I'm gonna be honest bro I'm not in the biggest mood to play
Valorant right now to be honest like I'm not in the mood to play Valorant right
now apex should we really play apex I mean I'm down to play apex bro I'm down to
Let's play Apex. Let's play one game Apex. Bro, I wanna play League, but I'm gonna get mad.
Yo, I'm gonna get mad though if I play League, bro. I'm gonna get mad if I play League.
Like, Apex Zayn is winning pro League? Yeah, so I can't even play with him.
Like, I don't know, man. I don't know, bro.
How about League or Apex?
Let's play one game of League of Legends and maybe we'll decide after.
Mooda, you have potential. Let me coach you on your name, Challenger.
Oh, no. I'm not letting anyone from chat coach me because every time I get coached by someone in chat, I literally just break something.
Chat. Oh, League of Legends is just such a coin flip, man. It's such a coin flip.
Iron one.
NOW WHAT?!
Like Jynxy.
This?
Should we snag Jynxy?
Against you.
Don't forget.
Because the thing about it, Jynxy,
is that it isn't just that mother fuckers told you
you weren't gonna make it.
It's that there was a time where,
in your brain,
you thought you weren't gonna make it.
And this right now,
that you're seeing and you're experiencing is merely the physical representation of your
real time.
Hey Siri FaceTime, Jinxie!
This Jinxie is your 2026 game of the year.
Yo yo, Dante, shut up.
This is what you're getting, and it's what you're starting with, because you're about
to get way more than that.
So I have a question for you.
Don't leave me in.
No no no no.
If you don't think he's actually going to get bronze, there's no way he's going to
Oh my god, why is this guy fucking airing me?
Why is Jinxie airing me?
Who's a better coach, Don Tess or Hamza?
Who's a better player, not coach, who's a better player?
How about that?
Who's a better player, Don Tess or Hamza?
Yeah, I think Hamza's better than Don Tess too,
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think Hamza's better too, I'm not gonna lie.
Yo kids, can you tell me why? Can you tell me why?
Check me out, tell me why I saw like a YouTube get recommended to me on YouTube.
Exactly. So now, Jamesy, I'm gonna send you a song and I've been on one of your lists in the night bar.
No, I'm saving the fuck out of you, bro, I'm sorry.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, let me see if it works.
Bro, if we're gonna do music chat, should I just end on YouTube so we can actually like listen to motivational shit today?
What do you guys think, chat?
He has 30 second delay.
Yo, should I start playing 30 second?
How was that allowed?
How is that allowed?
How is he allowed to have that delay?
Not me.
Yo, I'm sniping the fuck out of Jinxie, bro.
Yo, he's not allowed to get out of bronze, bro.
He's not allowed to get out of iron, bro.
He's not allowed to get out of iron.
I'm just gonna queue right now, fuck it.
Oh my god, I'm gonna get fucking stream sniped, aren't I?
I'm gonna get stream sniped, bro.
I'm so BS!
What is this, 2012?
He's better than you.
You
Head of me is he better than me?
Ord hi-fives brother submit to his rule some of the chest okay, so it should be all this shit
Stream labs OBS beta. Yes. Yes, it should be now
Then the promise that it goes back to like standard every time I do that okay, so
all right, so stop it and
And then do it and then make sure everything's correct and then start it again
Okay, I close
See if it goes back
See yeah, it goes back
Me how made me program
Yo, how do I hide my screen when I queue how do I hide my screen when I queue by the way?
Because what I did well everything I tell you guys I'm not gonna queue you guys know I'm doing like chat
chat tell me chat tell me am I queuing yes or no
see how do y'all know how do y'all know does someone have me added on my
friends list that's like snitching I don't get it how do you guys know when I
Q it makes a sound you retard know it
doesn't know it doesn't it doesn't make
it does not it does not make a Q it
does not make a noise
Oh my god, it does.
Uh, how do I mute that?
How do I mute that?
Okay, I got it.
Okay.
All right chat, I'm not gonna queue.
I'm gonna wait like 30 minutes to queue.
I'm gonna wait to like 30 minutes to queue.
All right, I'm gonna wait like 30 minutes to queue.
how do you guys know no no no no no there's something wrong with my screen
bro you know one other something giving it off what is it? someone has me added
someone actually has me added that knows when I queue
we heard your mouse click like how do I hide my mouse click
Alright. I'm gonna wait 30 minutes to queue. I'm gonna wait 30 minutes to queue. I'm gonna
wait like 30 minutes to queue. I saw your hand movement. Like can I queue? Like boh,
Bobobobobobobobobobobobobobobob
LIKE WHAT DO YOU ME?
LIKE NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON
I'm turning off my fucking camera. I'm turning off everything when I queue
I'm literally turning everything off when I go to queue my game
Like actually I'm gonna turn everything off when I queue
Okay, I'm queued right now, chat I'm in queue bro, I'm in queue bro, I'm in queue bro,
I'm in queue. Yes, bro. I'm in queue guys. I'm in queue. I'm in queue right now, bro. I'm in queue
Snipe me guys. Snipe me yo guys. Honestly, just snipe me bro. Just snipe me. It's all good, bro
Why does Jinxie have my name blasted on
On his screen it literally lets everyone know I'm Q-ing
What is this?
Bull
Like boy, I can't get I turn my mother off. I mute the mic. I mute the sound dude. I really just I don't know
all good bro all good that's crazy first he refuses to get the piss bucket then
he refuses to piss in the bottle and now he's sitting there got y'all now I know
for a fact no one sniping me I know for a fact no one is sniping me W W gotcha gotcha
bro
yo I'm not dumb I know you guys didn't get in my game bro I stop there's no way
y'all got him I'm a murk wolf I don't even have a murk wolf in my game oh my
God, I have a knuckle.
Can Yo Swap?
Why does bottom have to be last pick?
Bottom doesn't need to be last pick.
You have support.
P-switch.
Can You Press My Thing and Switch?
I'm you're already blind picking yone they can counter my pick please hurry oh my god
like you're a fucking retard bro you're a fucking retard you're a fucking retard you're
They're fucking retard.
What's the logic of last picking bot?
I'm Nid.
There is none.
He's just being an asshole.
Is there even a reason to be last picking if you're bot?
Is there a reason to be last picking up your bot?
Look at Jhinx's stream?
Yep, now it's time to get it done.
Alright, are you ready for game 2?
Does the bear shit in the woods?
back 30 seconds what happened
Hamza actually Hamzai in coaching today daddy please man Hamza please bro
Wadla please chat y'all think I can get sober today do y'all think I can get
sober today you're gonna get so triggered this game lol who am I versing
Oh my god, I'm missing Vex.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm already counterpicked already.
Oh my god.
Jack! Someone call, someone call, someone call Hamza, someone call Hamza, Hamza, Hamza, Hamza.
I'm calling Hamza.
I can't rest, why do you want to make me?
Well, this summer's red.
Wait, you can move with WASD?
No bro.
Miggins have spawned.
Y'all.
You're the last one.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, what up?
Yo, yo, yo, can you hear me?
I can't hear you loud and clear.
What up, brother?
Good morning.
Good morning, bro.
It's about to hit, bro.
Oh, no.
Yo, listen, I, I, quick question, bro.
I know you're in a game.
I'm in a game two, bro.
How do I counter Vex?
What do I do if I'm against Vex mid lane?
I died.
So she has a fear.
She has a fear.
There's a bar under her.
There's like a fear, right?
Every ability.
fear right every ability that she uses it procs to fear but then it needs to
recharge so her QWP can fear you and her ultimate but there's a bar under it
that shows if she has a fear up okay if there's no bar under her that means she
can't fear you right
Hello?
Yeah, I hear you loud and clear.
Alright, I'm sorry. Good luck.
I'm not a boss. I'm not a game.
I died!
Alright.
Alright, well good luck.
Good luck. Good luck.
Oh my god, this game makes me want to kill myself.
In GTA V.
I can't, well I can't play this game, I can't play this game, I can't.
Oh it's so, it's so AIDS.
Nice, missed like 9 CS, all good.
Nice, missed like 10 CS.
Okay, I'm just gonna last hit and bring it to my tower, yes or no?
Motherfucker got good in Val and his trash at everything else.
Is he last hitting an Iron Elo?
He's last hitting an Iron Elo, by the way.
Iron Elo he's freezing an iron Elo
Can I even do anything here or no
what ability is that she used her ability already so why is that why could she oh my god what
I hate this game what I hate this game so much oh my god what I hate this game so much
One more, one more, one more, I hate this game so much.
You're fighting just to fight?
How do I, how do I get minions?
Okay bro, how do I get minions?
When it's literally like, she's just hitting me
for nine years away.
Like I don't get it, how do I get minions?
I have 9, she has chance 30 and I have 20, it's just a kill on you.
Like is that bad to do?
stop fighting okay I'm gonna completely stop fighting
Well, sometimes my ignite button doesn't work, I press after it doesn't work like
I mean, I don't know. What's the point of playing a melee character, bro? What's the point of playing a melee character, man?
oh my god man this game is already over bro one let's already over level 8 I'm
level 5 I don't know man
I mean, I can't even farm my minions, I just haven't had them.
I mean, what can I do?
But yeah, how do I farm my minions on a ranged character? I ask this question every day.
I ask this question every day.
How do I farm minions as a melee character against a mage character?
You don't?
What do you mean you don't wallahi? What do you mean you don't you miss her lip?
There's a devil out there who owes me.
I
Blond James look look like literally what is that?
Why is there three people in my lane at all times by the way?
I don't get it.
This game is really good.
As long as I can't take my hands off of this meat for one second.
I missed literally roll.
It's just me.
It's not, you know what?
I can't blame any matchup anymore.
I'm not going to blame any matchup anymore.
just me I missed my alt I missed my Q and I missed my W my Q my W and my alt I
missed all of my abilities every single one it's not the matchup it's not
anything it's just me it's literally just me okay it's literally just me so you
know what it's okay I'm not even that tilted anymore it's not even I'm not
I'm not even that tilted anymore, it's just me, bro.
It's just me, bro.
Yeah, it's just me.
I missed my Q, my W, and my ult.
What am I autistic? Huh? Am I autistic?
I mean, it's like, what do I do?
out of her auto range and only step into last hit oh my god this game is so
The fall is a bigger pit than death.
Don't do the law's work.
The John all is gonna happen the John all is gonna happen the John all is gonna happen
I mean where did it even come from bro?
Is it obvious?
Like is it obvious?
Road to unranked.
I
Was that guys to push up that far
So it was bad to go for that minion wave? It was bad to go for that minion wave? Why
was it bad?
destroyed. An enemy is unstoppable. Shut down.
and
has been slain
your team has destroyed it
So I have to play this game very like cautious grab a tower back hit the tower once don't
go to the make sure I stay on my side there's so much like bro I don't know what it is maybe
I'm just like an ADHD player, but like all I do is
Oh, that's that she's dead anyway, right? There's no way she's a chipper fucker, right?
Right
Okay, so I fucked up. I should have been bought like 10 minutes ago low key
No
How do I know when too far is too far?
Like when do I know like too far is too far up?
Like is this too far right now?
What are you doing?
I don't know what I'm doing.
This is what I'm doing.
Saving the world.
Saving the world is what I'm doing.
saving the world is what I'm doing
If you play a mage character in this game, you are a virgin, yeah, that's my solution
bro.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro. If you play this game, uh, you're a virgin, bro.
If you play this game as a mage character, you're a virgin, bro. I don't know, I'll say.
I'm not a virgin muda. Let me guess, you're a mage character.
You can have altered all three of them if you flash, by the way.
death just don't seem to stick to me
like what am I just getting hit by I'm gonna
Oh
Why do I keep missing my all and we took great though, right? That's all that matters
Listen listen listen though. It was good. I took drink. We took drink. We literally took drink because of me
Just go back to Valorant please holy horrible gameplay.
What the fuck was that?
Ah, so did we just FF, did we lose?
I believed in the peace and see mankind, and then I watched us tear down heaven, and
is
mid like the hardest role to play in this game by the way chat is mid the hardest role
What rule does Faker play? Where does Faker play?
Oh bad. If Faker plays mid, I have to play mid.
You know, let me go to hell by my own route.
this ain't the worst I've ever seen I mean she's so fed though like do I even kill this
this bitch.
Did I miss my ult again bro?
Bro, what happened?
I was literally like...
Bro, I was dropping like 30 kill...
Bro, Chet, I dropped the 30 bomb and 80,000 damage literally last week.
Chet, you're not gonna be like that.
Literally last week, so what happened?
Hey, here's where some music!
I'm just gonna try to stay safe, if I can make it.
I'm just gonna stay safe, if I can make it.
You're a long way to stay safe, if you can make it.
Double kill me.
Bro how am I missing my bro?
I just miss all my keys bro.
how hard could it be to aim in this game it is not that that hard to aim like it's
It's the easiest game to aim it, I don't get it.
We'll have to go like slow mouse sense.
You should have at least over 200 CS in 30 minutes.
I'm done team fighting bro, I'm literally fucking trash on my team
Was that worth a yes or no?
Why are you guys question marking me?
and
uh...
Is he cheating in this too?
Does it look like I'm cheating?
You fucking retard.
I wish I was cheating, honestly.
No, I actually might have to download like fucking like brain hacks after this so I can download
information.
Cuz I'm just retarded bro
Timmy was so much better at this game when he started yeah, he's Asian bro literally
I don't know, you're just the best in every game.
It's not even a race, it's not even a race, it's not even a race, it's not even a race,
I'm honestly down to f4 and 12 they just got there and my mid laner is fed. I literally
feed every game. I literally feed every game.
right into another jungler like I don't know it's like how much more like how much more
How unlucky could I get like I don't know
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
bro is yo ne really that hard to play
like
as a beginner
As a beginner as a beginner is Yone hard to play as a beginner like not just beginner new player new player
New player
Shut down.
Why not run away
I don't know, but I think FPS games have fried my brain, where I just want to fight all day every day.
He has destroyed a turret. Your inhibitor has been destroyed
It was so hard
Your team is good. I just hate being carried though. The feeling feels like I'm building
a cock when I get carried. I just feel like a cock.
I'm not gonna just like wait Monday deals people with the fuck
So how important is it to like toppling slash bossing when you're a mid laner?
mid laner
come on they're ended
I'm actually so ass
Should I just make my map like the biggest map in the world bro
Should I make a really big map like should I increase my map?
Get a fourth monitor just for the map.
Let's watch Faker-Youn's mid game play by Faker.
Let's watch this.
It's like a mid game.
What is this?
Like, no one is like, hmm, like, I should have spammed him, hmm.
Oh
Holy shit, bro, how mechanical is this game?
So 2 minutes and 30 seconds, or 2 minutes and 30 seconds in, she should have 24 CS.
Why does she only have 9?
How do I get that mouse?
How do I get that mouse, the OG mouse cursor?
How do I get the OG mouse cursor?
I feel like it's gonna help me.
It's gonna help me, bro.
It's gonna help me.
I promise it's gonna help me.
Don't ask me why, but it's gonna help me.
How do I get it?
Where's legacy cursor?
legacy cursor legacy cursor I don't see one chat where is it
Oh yeah here it is.
Yeah, Mr. Rare.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Hmm
Now
easy easy easy easy easy easy easy all day bro
Oh, is it? Yeah, that'll be. She just played like Faker.
Ah, Faker Mousesense.
Razor Deathadder V3 Pro, okay, yep.
MSL.SE, Razor V4 Pro.
Razor V3 Pro Faker Edition.
Should we buy the Razer V3 Pro Faker Edition?
How much?
$400.
Why does mouse speed is 1600 dpi?
1600 dpi, 65 mouse speed.
Let's indulge in the figure game for Jack, Joe.
Yeah, what did he buy?
So he bought the regular boots and bought an item.
So he bought regular boots and he bought an item. He bought a sword. He bought regular boots and he bought an item
He didn't just put all his money. Also, he doesn't even buy the healing potion
Muta, this is season 12
Season 12 dumbass
Why is that as the season 12? Okay, well give me another young someone give me a better young
He plays really far, he plays really far from his monitor too.
I'm going to try this.
Since all the way back, Muda, what are you going to transfer to becoming a Korean next?
I know you're ready to stop this Korean glaze on God, put the shit back, holy fuck I'm
tripping on you bro.
I'm just tripping on you, oh god I'm tripping on you bro.
This is how I know you're a cuck, bro chill, I just want to be the best bro.
Chow I'm telling you bro I'm going to be the next faker whether you guys like it or not
bro.
This is going to be like, I'm telling you, I promise you guys I'm going to be the next
What the f**king tinker about how I put a sign up
Taker, Taker
What do you need to become a legend?
Actually, the bacon is different from the poop
We got education guys to take
This is the future
You can carry the game by yourself.
It's a game more of an anomaly.
I knew the game really well.
I thought it was a 5-5-6-5.
I'm jealous of him.
I don't know if he's confident or not.
Seven years of doubt.
Am I still good enough?
oh my god oh my god yo yo someone give me like Korean music to listen to what would he
Oh
All right
I'm really low, hands for the fight, babe
New album, diamonds on the front of it
Shout my love, Christmas to heaven, none of this
Tryna get a pay, yeah, a juicy bed and runnin' shit
Raw, raw, living large, yeah
And I put it on seats, I said I'm full of all that
When I lost, big money, I took it hard
Need to call up a star, it's a fraud card
Do my new thru, girl, you gotta look apart
Hey, it's missin' me to make a pipe down, there you go
Yeah, it's missin' my starters, away you go
Now I'm too hard, it's for the fuckin' radio
I'm gonna show you what you can learn, you ain't gotta pay me
I'm gonna show you what the bill does, boy, hey
I'm gonna show you what, hey, first off, make real-time spags
Where you know tomorrow, gotta put you to the mad
That when it was last time I was with David, so was that
Now everybody got a blue study on their back
What is this?
I mean check, okay so who wins this matchup, bros?
So where's this matchup? I don't get it.
You, but you need to skill.
Come here and go back.
The sound in this game legit stressed me out, bro.
This game is the most addicted game in the world, but one I broke my $15 OLED monitor
because of this game as well.
And I broke my second monitor too.
I literally break everything.
What the fuck is this game for the bricks?
Are you fucking STUPID?!
I was behind the minion, this game is fucking horrible, lulala
I'm trying to be patient I'm trying to be patient
bro are you fucking stupid it's just a question like or use answer me
Like, bro, only one of this game, bro, this game is so AIDS, bro, like, actually.
Like, I don't know if I can play this game, bro.
Like, what are you just throwing at me?
Is this guy smurfing?
There's a poetry.
Why would I ever do that?
Why are you asking for assistance?
Do you want me to die with you? I'm so confused
I'm genuinely confused
For drag dipshit. Yeah
You might be one of the most recorded human beings on earth
Like I thought I was pretty stupid bro, but wow after seeing you man, holy shit
There's hope for humanity, bro. There's hope for humanity
There's actually hope for humanity fucking retard
I mean if this guy's not smurfing bro, like I don't know what smurfing is then to be honest
like I just get no matter is that an auto lock-on by the way chat is that an
auto lock-on he's sitting with every single one by the way
is that a lock-on is that a lock-on I'm gonna lose my mind like I don't
Understand what am I bursting against a fucking fish? Well, I hate this fucking game. Why do I play it?
Why am I addicted? I want to die every time I play this game. I want to die
I want to die every time I put this game like literally. Oh my god
Like whoa, I don't get it like what am I?
Like I don't know man. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know man like here comes the fish
Does he heal by the way? Does he heal? Does he heal? Does he heal? Does he heal? Does he heal? I don't get...
Like he has aimbot. I've got hit by that fucking thing every time.
Is this motherfucker cheating? Is he smurfing? Is he the best broads player in the world?
How is he back at full HP every time? How is he back at full HP every time?
I'm going to kill myself if he's dead, like I don't know, I actually just don't know,
I don't know, I just don't know, I don't know, what do I do, what do I do, like what is that,
like what is that, he just, he literally just doles it, how is there a fish on land, like
He goes in the- like, he goes under the ground, comes back up and leap jumps on you.
Like, I don't know- what do I do?
Look, look, look, look, look, what is this?
Get away from me!
Did I die?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong I don't know what I'm doing wrong I don't know what
I'm doing wrong I don't know what I'm doing wrong I just don't know what I'm doing wrong
like this game literally just makes me want to like I already broke my OLED monitor yesterday
I don't want to break anything today I don't want to break any I booked a $2,000 monitor
Yesterday I don't want to break anything else. I don't want to break anything else. So it's like I
This is I don't know man. Well, I take this games actually not good for you, bro
Okay, it's a tower now run away
Now run away drag comes up the 15 seconds 10 seconds. I'm gonna run and I'm gonna get drag. Yes. I agree guys
Let's go take drag. I'm down
Four seconds, where's my junk?
No, I don't understand why is my team saying you're so bad you have zero kills yo retort. I'm on your team
And then there's just nine people like oh my god
I'm gonna take the fuck out well long yeah, but I take the fuck out. We'll log it. We'll log he
I'm gonna lose my fucking mind like this game is just I don't understand
There's nothing like this game bro
It's like when I don't play this game all I can think about is playing the game like when I'm not playing league
All I could think about is playing league, but then when I'm on the game
I want to fucking like just tie my dick around a fucking
I don't understand what I'm doing wrong bro. I think I spent I spent three hours last night in the training pool
Three hours last night in the practice tool
How do I get on and get worse than I was yesterday like oh my god, I'm gonna lose my mind
I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm, but I don't understand, bro.
Like, one lie, I did a coach, but one lie, I did a coach, I just don't understand.
Well, here comes Big Daddy Fish, with the fucking rainbow fucking, like, oh, wait, what
is he doing?
Like, what do I even do now?
Yeah, shooting fucking missiles, like this guy's a dragon.
I'm bursting a dragon LGBTQ fish like what am I even want like okay now how do I get to yes
Like I'm scared to go form. Okay. Thank you daddy. Thank you daddy. Thank you. I'm allowed to form now
Thank you daddy. Thank you
Thank you guys
Thank you
Allow to form now. I'm allowed to form now
Got it. Well, got it got it bro. I'm allowed to form. I'm allowed
I'm allowed to farm now, bro. Nice.
Okay, cool. Yep.
0 and 5, Yone by the way.
0 and 5, Yone. Like, if I was a League of Legends player, I'd hate myself.
Imagine my teammates going 0 and 5 right now. Like, oh my god.
They're really just so ass.
Is there a better character I could play? Like, no.
I just don't understand.
What law here don't understand? What is Jixi saying?
Bro, maybe you should get on Valorant. Teamfight tactics might be a better riot game for you.
come on I got away I got away I got away I got away I got away there's
literally no way you can tell me bitch
what do you mean
I don't understand how this guy is just everywhere like oh my god what is the
point of adding a fish that can literally just go underwater. How are you even a fish at that point?
Wullah. Pull a chat. Wullah, I'm trying my hardest not to break everything, but I just end up-
Wullah, I don't understand. Wullah. JZ, I swear to God! I swear to God, I'm gonna read this guy's
message I can't wait to be one of the fucking
maybe you should retire you can't win trade in league of legends it might be
time to hang it up Jinxy get the fuck out of my chat please before I actually
actually tweak bro like no no no no no no no no I actually shut the f**k up
every game I have a f**king like I'm gonna have a f**king aneurysm
I'm gonna have an aneurysm bro I'm like actually gonna have an aneurysm
like I don't understand how every time I get on this game
I can't wait to play this game every time
And then the second I get on the game, it's literally just, like, cocksimulator.
It's just cocksimulator, the entire game.
I mean, like, how are all my entire...
My entire kit on that guy by the way bro, my entire kit on him.
My entire kit.
How are you ass at the only game you can't cheat on?
I don't know man, is there like something I'm doing wrong bro?
Is there something?
Where's Hamza bro?
What do I need a message Hamza bro?
I need a message Hamza or something bro, it's just die, die, die, wallah.
One and seven bro, can we just FF like, I don't understand.
This game makes me want to just fuck.
What's that bot, what's that bad?
Yes bro.
Easy report.
Okay.
Uh, yeah.
Easy report.
Mew.
Um.
Like do that care if you reported me bro.
11 will be contacting you out for this game, bro
I mean is this game on a ball?
I just don't want to break anything bro, because I already broke everything.
It's hard to explain chat, but the OG cursor is genuinely better.
I feel like I'm actually playing League now.
can you turn off stream you big nose idiots shut up shut up please shut up
nice ignite
Try Yasuo? I can barely manage to play Yone. How do you think I'm gonna play Yasuo, bro?
Ow, I ulted, I should have got that kill, I ulted!
I ulted!
I have a question bro, is Yone really that hard to play for me bro?
was that even good though did we just win this game we just won this game we
won we just won
jokes aside tone I hope you don't let it get to you king don't forget you're
I won the game, but I felt like I did nothing so I don't even feel like I won like sure
Maybe they feel okay with some out of town, but bro like it won't feel like I didn't win
I'm gonna kill him
Nevermind, I'll wait for him
Bro, you know what I mean, there's just so much I need to learn.
Chat, what's like, what's like, okay, I don't want to say five things, if you guys give
me five things to work on, I'm going to completely just like get my brains going to get scrambled.
What is like three things I can work on?
We already know CSing is one of them.
What's what else?
with us maybe piece of glass look at your map before you fight well I'm gonna
increase my map to the biggest it can be is that good that shot right there boom
is that good this is I was big-ass map now how important is the map bro
has been slain. An ally has been slain.
We're a long way from the cities of East.
Problems there.
They're gonna take drag. Should we take drag?
I
Tried to distract them was that bad was that bad
I wanted to distract them so my team could come and take drag
Bro chat should I start buying infinity edge instead before Bork or
Instead of immortal shield bow
Jack shot like what's the build of yon is it Bork immortal and
East your building is fine. I think I'm just ass
If I would have ignited he would have won I would have killed him
I need to start igniting, bro. I need to start igniting, man.
Chat, when I get into a fight, should I just automatically, if I have it, just ignite, just to press it?
Why should I recall?
Chat, why do I recall? Why else do I recall?
I'm gonna move it.
oh
Brawl this game is so hard man
This game is so hard, bro.
Oh my god.
Why the fuck is Jinxie watching LCS like he's fucking gonna learn anything from this game?
You're going to get banned if you watch it?
What?
Is that all that you?
Oh my god man, it's like...
Chat, should I, is Akale Akale better than Yone?
Like bro, I have watched Yone play Faker, like how does he make it look so easy?
Oh
Bro genuinely you'd enjoy the game more with a bigger champion pool
Because he has hands
like you just happy to be here bro faker is just happy to be here bro
like look at him he's just happy to be here
Good job, good job
I'm sure we don't even have any.
Faker and Aliyah.
Just, uh, you know, don't get too far ahead.
Give us a game.
There's a backflip from Faker.
Arcane Storm does go down and the Flash comes off first.
What?
Just kills Scout?
What?
No.
No! No!
Wait.
No, wrap it up.
What?
Chesh, I play Akali or Yone?
I'm in the mood to play Yone, okay, bro.
Neither.
What do you enjoy more?
I enjoy Yone more.
I enjoy Yone way more,
but I just get fucking deep-fried.
One to cut,
one to seal.
Oh my god, man. Bro, best Yone, best Yone player.
Who's the DZ you killed?
Best Yone?
I
Bro like half the shit he's doing though doesn't even register in my head
Well, see you guys know how I like low key ult?
Y'all see how I low key like I throw my ult like it's nothing?
Should I be saving my ult for a good time to use it?
Slash?
combo first, then ult when he's low.
Use ult after Q3.
Q3 and then ult.
Is that really meta?
how do I like lower my gameplay how does this gameplay look so like much
better than mine like I want that shit his game looks so shit like it's so low
graphics bro
Yo, this dude is fucking Nat, like, what is something faker would listen to, bro?
like what what is something faker with that oh my god
oh my god I have a perfect song I have a perfect song to play bro
I need to take a piss on the rock
you
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Thank you.
you
You
When the world is calling out to God
We're getting in your way
You can't tell me what bad weather is good
You can't tell if I'm bad
And I'm just saying it every day
I'm done. I'm done being shit and I'm done.
I am done!
Hope you have a horrible day.
I'm done bro, this is what faker is to you, I'm done.
I
Stop that, cause
Let it never die
When the world's gone
You can't see
The ocean
Let it never die
They become a part of you
The tongue of the sea
No, no, channel done, I promise you.
Today is the last day you ever watch Muda.
That's shit.
The last time you ever watch mood up this shit ever
This is the last time you ever watch mood of this shit ever promise
I'll show you what I can do
The heaven is every day
Making all the fun of it all
And when we come to play
It's all I've really seen
Like this
The heaven is every day
When the world is kind
And all the time
I give you
I've never heard of you
Make me cry, I'm sorry
I don't wanna lose
You don't need to know
I'm afraid
I've never heard of you
No, no, no, I don't want anything. I won't let you never die this entire- I want to listen
to- I want to listen to this song for the rest of the game.
you
I
Faced it all to the flash that was good that was good, you know
Treasure versus garbage
I
I have risen, baby
It's not a death, it's not a death
This dog is a death
This dog is aaaaaaad
They become a part of me
I'm a part of them
I'm gonna bury them
I'm gonna reach it
Grab this
And I'll give them a day
The world is calling
And I'm just gonna
Have you in my mind
Like when am I going to get good at this game when like fuck League of Legends League of Legends
It's soft
This shit is ass
We're taking
You get one step
To move without life
So are you and I
You're chasing
The sleep in your bones
We're taking
This is your moment
The heart is your turn
So, use yourself and
Night
Make us remember
Remember
It is you right among the dead who needs the faith.
Do you know it?
Or do you want it?
And when the giant's called and asked you what to wear,
do you know it?
I'm gonna just that holy shit you got Bork in 20 minutes quit the game what does that mean
It's terrible. Put this back on.
Bye.
you
You
Let's begin, the rain is marching on to go through all of us
My rule
I'm gonna make a rule
I'm gonna make a rule real quick
I'm gonna make a rule
Chat, my rule is
My rule is
Wallace, my rule
I am never going to use my ult
Unless he's Q3'd in the air
Which increases my hit ratio to like a 95
Let me go to kill my own bro
Alright?
No one last time, let's not go with that song
I mean how am I won?
How do I have vote?
How do I have one- I- I don't- Chess Chat.
How do I have one- I don't- 26 minutes into my game.
I'm doing something wrong.
What am I doing wrong?
I have a hundred fifty five CS.
Isn't that not good?
I have the highest CS in this game almost.
I do!
I have the highest CS in this game-
I
Just a drag no the bottom of a bottle just a drag no
That's dumb ass
Is that worth was that worth
chat was that word
I don't know guys, I don't know man, I don't know.
I have a 5 minute low priority queue.
I
Oh
So it's like I need to keep my fucking disgusting mouth shut. You know what I mean? Yes, bro
What a look we're back on the grind chat you guys know the deal for the night can't have the stream until we get broke
I'm glad I'm glad you're having fun bro. I'm glad you're having fun, bro
like it you know what I think we would need jing see like if I actually gonna
do coach James yeah yeah right dude is it just me or does that cast their
captain powers kind of look like mood
Like the guy at the top right there on the left side of the screen.
Yeah.
I don't really, I don't think he looks like Muda.
Muda's nose is much bigger than me.
Like Muda has a big nose.
Because I think that could be the angle low key.
Because the thing is if it's just me and you,
the issue is that you don't really know what's going on.
And then I'm just like battling my inner demons the entire time to not let loose.
So it's like we need somebody that can actually like pretend to be somewhat normal.
normal so we can just piggyback off of them you know what I mean wait apparently
Muda's hate watching me this game I'm not kidding apparently okay so you know
what the trick is you know the trick is when someone he watches you you fucking
stomp the lobby to make them fucking cry so when Muda was going 0 and 10 against
his wreck side and now he's gonna be ironed in a couple games now it's on you
to sit here and show him just why you're the greatest ever do it what did you
I said, if you make God make you lose all of your games today from Muda.
How do I tell you?
I'm three and oh today and I've literally had a positive KD and the highest.
Yes.
The lobby every game I play.
Muda.
There's some people that are meant for fraud.
There's some people that are meant for iron.
Figure out which one you followed.
You, you do the rest.
Muda.
You connect the dots buddy.
Yeah.
I hope you know, Jay, you can see that Muda climbed to bronze with the negative win rate.
Do you know what it's like?
What is that like? What is that like?
It's like imagine a first grader is like proud of the fact that he got to second grade
but the only reason he did was because he played the disability card to actually like
get a passing grade on all of his exams. Does that make sense?
My boss, please god tell me you took post-it out of the title.
I
So like Jinxie we're gonna need to focus up don't forget to smite
Yeah, and tell them tell them it's like crash bro sometimes you go 30 wins before you get your first loss
How do I get good at this game, though?
I want this game to be my second game after Valorant bro, I'm already ranked 1 EU NA in
Valorant, I'm gonna do rank 1 in Japan, rank 1 world tour, I want to get so good at this
game that I can do world tour to Korea and get challenger, do y'all think that'll ever
happen. Do y'all think I'll ever get Challenger in Korea one day bro? Be honest bro.
I'm gonna go upstairs and kill myself in GTA 5. I'm gonna get some water, I'll
be back. Alright so Jinxie, we're gonna need now is we're gonna need the
And after Krugs we're gonna look on the crab here
Now Jinxie
Do you know where we would have a lot for these options because I enjoyed it I got it
I'm gonna be honest the only reason I enjoyed it
Was because I got to share your laugh genuinely. That's the only thing that made it tolerable
Well, it was funny, bro, you couldn't even like form that a sentence for the first five minutes
Okay, okay, so now Jinxie what we're gonna do. Okay, you're gonna look towards mid
Now, while you're looking towards mid, I need to fill you in on a little bit of information.
I'm gonna kill him still.
Do you know where the name Muda comes from?
I'll get back up, don't back this.
Yeah, it's fine. No, no, no, you're good. Just watch your tour and recall. You can't go for the craft. Watch your tour and recall.
Yeah, you can't go for the craft.
Yep. So now, Jynxie, do you know where the name Muda comes from?
What?
What's the number?
I am actually curious.
So the reason why is because in high school, Muda used to have Gaino.
So as a result, a lot of the people in this grade, they would walk up to him, squeeze his nipples, and then they would say Moo, Moo, like he was a cow, right?
And after a few weeks of this being done, about one day he was like, ah dude, Moo, dah, when he was thinking about what he should make his name.
So that's how Muda came to be.
I was always wondering how you got it.
That actually makes perfect sense.
So you know Muta?
Like you know it?
I know Avin, I don't ever talk to him before.
You know how he got rank 1 in NA and EU in Valorant?
How did he do it?
You should ask about it on the Reddit forums.
Also, on top of that, he has a little bit of a checkered past with video games.
But the thing is, in League of Legends, he can't really cheat.
So he's currently getting literally fiddled in bronze lobbies
Well, listen, I'm gonna be honest
I have faith and mood of being able to challenger and the reason why is because even vanguard isn't impenetrable
He's gonna find a way to work around there eventually
13 seconds and then afterwards you're gonna look on the dragon
But yeah, if you ever want to figure out, uh, Muta's Valorant Ups,
does that line just look at, uh, the Muta reddit?
That's all you gotta look at.
Wait, it's on his subreddit?
Uh, no. It's reddit. It's a reddit thread.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so what you're gonna do here is you're gonna look for the dragon after Krugs,
and then you're gonna get it done.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
Wait, Tristana looks very, like, very fuckable.
Wait, no, no, no, I'm not- just gankable, gankable.
I said
You just suffered but for look for it though. Listen that that's tight that title your dusty bro. It wants you go for it
I mean fight the band fight the band fight the band nice auto auto auto
WWE
And now I want you to hold Q you're gonna have to hold Q shirt nice
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
I'm fucking gonna go home.
Did you shit that?
Wait, coach, what's that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, coach, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, coach.
Okay, so Jinx, you're gonna have to listen to me
because right now, you're in Loser's queue.
But wait, no, no, no, go back in base, bro.
Look how much cold you have, look how much cold you have.
But coach, I'm on a three game winning streak.
Should I be in Winner's queue?
No, because like, think of it this way, okay?
It's kind of like, you know how in Mortal Kombat,
there's that one guy that's like, get over here,
and then you close you in?
Yes, should I help them with Dragon or no,
or just let them die?
No, just leave it.
So, it's the same with League.
Every time you're getting too far ahead
and you're winning, right, it's like, get over here,
and then they give you the most poor disgusting retards
that you could ever get on the team,
and they just make sure that they lose the game.
What happened at Dragon?
What happened?
What happened at Dragon?
He just had it.
for those two of us there.
I got my bony, let's rock.
you
I
I'll never stop
I'll never break
Baby, don't be afraid
I'll never give up
Baby, don't be afraid
I'll never stop
I'll never break
Welcome to one week on the big guy
And so pick up your weapon and face it
His butt on the ground will take you
You'll get one shot to make it out alive
So higher and higher you take a sip
The steep in your bones will take you
This is your moment, your heart is your time
I
Oh, fuck you bitch.
you
You
I feel something different bro, should I feel something weird?
Like faker is taking over my body.
I feel like, I feel like something is, I feel like something is controlling me this game.
I feel like something is controlling me this game.
What is it?
Freeze?
Sure, well freeze.
Let's freeze.
This is what it takes to start a war, a change of flavor, it's just a dream.
If we are not on time, we're ready now.
We can get out of the world, we're gonna stop, get on, get it, it's time to go.
We are the ones that will make it come
I
Oh, chat type 1 if I'm gay type 2 if I'm retarded type
if I'm stupid type 4 if I'm chopped type 5 my dick is small type 6 is from my big nose terrorist
why did I not push bot down there I'm gonna go back to being locked in by faker faker take me in daddy
NO FAKER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I
So long as the sun's coming up
Can't look at what you're gonna do now
Oh, oh, oh, oh
It's your reflection of the parts that hold on to God
So are you gonna die today?
Or may it be that I'm tonight?
You gotta come to the monastery in your day
Take your blood and die
Jixi is at 9 LP Bronze 1? Wait, Jixi is at... Jixi got Bronze Challenge?
Yeah, I'm in your forces and I'm caught, they're screaming, stop now
Well, I just want the fight, just one minute's all I need
Just to believe, but I've got them in the form of your, you're on your feet
Come now
What you gonna do now?
That's your affection, looking out upon the ground
So you've got your dodgy head, made it get out of the line
I've got a cause and a monster in your head
Take your side, hide it in your side
It's not for a new empire, don't bury your tears in me
He sends her down to see the city next time
Stay in it's light
Till we fight to hold our hands up high and beat the drums to what we love
I miss the fall we had thought it all could crash and nothing's far above
Starved for the eyes and countless drops of light, only one will take me home
Can we pray and suffer all the chains? Can we make the final promise?
We are the ones to ignite the darkened skies
I feel him in me chat I feel faker inside of you right now I literally feel
him inside of me I feel him I feel him I feel him inside of me it's like he's
giving me his powers. I'm not even trolling. I feel him. I feel him inside him right now.
It's crazy. I've never been this fast before. I've never felt this fast before. I feel
inside of me something I've ever felt before
Allah what but Allah what but yeah and then a hero shema gets dropped on me like
I don't understand my life do I take my titties out and start milking them live
I don't understand this game. I'm gonna go back
I don't know the jigsie loses game book and someone tells the jigsie loses game. Yes, or no, did he win? Yes, or no
Thank God fuck that guy that was in my fucking chat using my fucking chat shit talking me, huh iron one LP
Yo someone tell him someone tell him prepare to do a shower stream tonight before he hopped that ass in bed
It does a 24-hour stream and sleeps on stream
He's not going to bed tonight, bro, he's not going to bed tonight
I
We are half-war, it's two-in-night, the dark is candlelight
The skin and the air, it's time of earth and we need to die
I'm so afraid, I'm so fearful, I survive
And we all, the night and the day
is too late
can we bring to fall the giant?
FAKER!
This is for you!
It's the darkest night
The shimmy earth
And some of us are into the night
I'm so afraid
Of the fear that cries out my name
That we all
Are going to eat and die
This is the end
The Faker of Bronze.
It's not, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
We're not starting that shit.
Oh, God, we're not starting that shit.
Oh, God, we're not.
Hey, oh, God, we're not starting that.
I know you're a taker
Your heart is starting to slow
Neither water be safe
Fire
As I dive in
Life's safe
I'm gonna be down
I'll be back
Yeah, chat, yo, I'm gonna be the best friend of the world, bro.
I'm literally the best friend of the world, yo.
You lost, huh?
I have myself in GBA.
Jingsy, you can still scale.
Fuck your scale!
Can they just sit by in the tower?
myself in GTA.
Jhinx, you're so scale!
Can they just sit by in the tower?
Okay, so listen, this is what we're going to do, okay?
You're going to look for the gromp, and then after the gromp,
we're going to see if we can look for
a bot crowd, okay?
So I want you to join our job in right now.
Bronze421LP
LP bronze 421 LP chat am I good yes or no chat am I good at this game yes or no
we have another five-minute queue like this game is legitimately insane hey
what's up sand monkey uh what what are you saying we're gonna watch the world's
opening
I
Battle feel great stick my nose into the peach dead turn to see like wow
Paint the down blue right it's all a brand of you
What the fuck
Am I watching right now, bro? Yeah
What the fuck am I watching?
Skipped.
BLG!
In the bottom right.
Back to scratch once it's begun.
It's...
I hope it won't show I'm saying it's not but it's not I'm going to be the day
That's the best one easily
Whatever the fuck I listen to after all these this one's that this is the one's the best one
Let's go back to hate watching gx now.
8-0 Sonyan.
Yeah, usually.
8-0.
So when you look for the wolves after.
So you're going to go wolves, and after wolves, I'm going to want you to look on your
Chase press ww you want you know I'm wrong I'm bronze well bronze chase it first
If you get range now
Staying good one. Are you saying?
Good kill. Just let me farm
That was a good fight the back
Running into three people coach the fuck
Yo look, I genuinely did not know that the Sunless are either like I thought that it would have just been the other shaker
Dude, this is iron this is both this game this game
Will actually do this to you bro
Where was I what when was I raging the Jinxie Steven? I was raging
I hope he didn't bro. Did he see it? Cuz I don't want jixie to know I'm losing my mind when I play this game
I want him to think that I'm having the time of my life when he watches bro
Did he see what happened?
I don't think he did I don't think he did oh god he did
Time I play this game I want to die I want to die every time I play this game like literally
oh my god like well I don't get it like what am i going to do
does he heal by the way does he heal does he heal does he heal does he heal does he heal
I don't get like he has a mom. I've got a hit by that fucking
A day you can open a mood a stream and know that his is going even worse
like when you're losing in bronze you're gonna be like at least I'm not losing an iron
i don't know i actually just love that guy
i don't know i just don't know
yeah what is this exactly
like what is that
he literally just built it
after he functioned by some gigantic alligator
like he go like
i know what the craziest thing is
like go under the ground come back up
thing that he's against it's not even a jungler it's a mid laner
alright no it's on mid laner it's a jungler
so it's like
get away fudgeeeee
did I die?
we need to do this every time I lose a match
no
no no no no
This is over level full health shake over
So I'm actually not hungry bro. What do I eat?
Bronze it's
Summer the chest and brought W bronze it's
Yo, I love this bro. I actually where's this one? God damn it
What way what?
Holy shit, I'm gonna do my own thing bro fuck
Why would you do that?
Listen, your team has done 15 kills.
The thing is that their entire team is on the wrong team, not even that bad.
Because you getting any resources at all can help you for later.
So now what I want you to do is I want you to look for the Krugs.
And after Krugs you're gonna look on the Krugs.
Wait, they banned Yone!
So you're gonna go Krugs, Raptors.
So what you could also do is you could maybe head to the stop site.
Now I'm gonna assume that the stop site is gone so it's not.
We banned Yone!
Can you explain that the fuck do I do you die okay?
All right, so now we're gonna do is you're gonna walk through this little passage to your left over here
And you're gonna get
Go yasuo guys. I don't know if I could play yasuo bro. I I know how to play a colleague yasuo is so hard for me, bro
Like I don't understand Yone's e ability like when do you ever use the e ability I don't
get it should we just go a Kali?
Is your gonna respawn instantly upon respawn.
Yo yo yo Hamza stop saying anytime before I send my entire arm through this monitor
And into your monitor and hit that fucking ugly headset off your ugly face. Don't ever say something like that ever again to me. I'm not playing Annie. Shut up.
Ruins you right.
Chat which one bro? The first one or the third one?
Electrocute right? Or conquer? Chat which one? Which one? Which one? Which one?
Electrocute?
Do number one?
Are you sure?
Hamza is saying three bro Hamza is saying three I'm gonna go with my coach I'm gonna go with my coach that bro
I'm gonna go with my coach said
Well, I can't wait when he loses this game too
League of Legends is the best game in the world, bro. Yo, I need a food chat like genuinely bro. Do I eat am I allowed to eat during my food?
What am I saying am I allowed to eat probably not so we're just gonna get a snack
I chop her back. I'm gonna get a snack. I'm gonna get a snack
All right
you
I mean interesting okay so how do I
play this. She's gonna say yes, she's gonna say yes. Big M, level six. Alright, W. Level
6 all in.
I would just like that.
Noo! I just I don't know, I didn't know, bro, I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't
know what ability that was, bro, I didn't know what ability that was.
Chill on me, chill on me.
Wallahi, chill on me, wallahi, chill on me.
I didn't know what that ability was, bro, so I was scared it was gonna one-shot me,
bro.
Just chill.
Uh?
I'll let you speak
about this I have to
I'm not tired. I'm not giving up. I'm not gonna fall.
An enemy has been slain.
Alright. What have we got today?
Storm surge first? No, no, incorrect.
Incorrect, bro. Incorrect.
The enemy has been slain, an ally has been slain.
Just try us!
Oh, don't go!
Taking the oath shouldn't be a death sentence.
Try all of them?
Oh, what is that ability?
get off me get off me right now get the fuck off me
roll the plate I did I got the plate what do you mean oh the channel you guys
mean the plate you guys mean the crystals or do you guys know no I'll that
was a good callback no no that was a good callback that was a good callback
wait I'm so was that a good callback
I haven't used this catcher in so long.
an enemy has been slain
I'm gonna go back and buy an item. Right chat? I'm gonna go back and buy an item. I'm gonna go back and buy an item. Correct?
League of Legends songs
you
This is nice, Bob, this is nice.
How did I do that?
What was I doing?
Wow this guy is a tricking bro.
Jack, can I only fight her with my, uh, with my ult?
I
Oh my god, he hit it!
More team has been destroyed, he's dead.
He's dead.
I'm dead.
Just gotta take break.
Yo, what the fuck is this music? Like, genuinely, bro.
Oh my god, it's going to lose.
And I just took a rest.
Like, what do I do here?
Can I even 1v4? It's impossible 1v4, no?
Wait, what was that?
What did he just do?
What was that?
ever try that shit again Akali.
That by the way, due to your honor level, you do not have access to all chat.
Oh my god, this game is like, this game is like jail.
Like this game they treat you like bro like what is what is going on with this company, bro?
What the fuck is a shitty ass company like what are they doing?
What do they what do you mean? You don't have a lot. You're not allowed to type, bro
Honor fuck
Oh my god, I said honor
I'm trying. Yeah. Look at what we got here. Look at this beautiful bucket out.
I just don't understand, like what has happened?
I missed my E bro, if I hit my E I just kill everyone bro, if I kill my E 5, if I hit my
I just kill everyone
No, I might be I kill everyone
Maybe don't miss your E. Oh
Man, if I saw y'all just slap the shot literally slapped
I would slap you so hard though your chopness you you from from you looking ugly you turn good looking bro
I'm like alive. That's what happened. I slapped the shit out of you
Yo, do we just lose this game did we just lose
I
Guess literally probably smurfing God knows
We got a movie came a type is my honor level
Chow which one now? Which one now? Which one now?
What is that, what even is this?
What just happened there?
How did TP there?
But what was that?
How did he get there?
What was that?
Was that like an alt?
Well, where did that guy come from?
What's a blast cone?
What?
The red berries or some shit?
Chalice, what do I buy here? No one's telling me. Do I just buy Zonia's Hourglass?
Oh my god, we have Drax-Tac Drake. There is no way we lose now.
I feel so good!
This is the worst thing I could have done.
been destroyed
oh shit for that alt map well that oh are you all like it's like the weirdest
thing I've ever seen it just stops my all alt and then II that's what I do but
every time I alt something stops me I don't even it freezes me something that
literally just freezes me when I also I don't know what it is
Oh
Holy shit, we just thought how do we win this game?
It's impossible, how do you win this?
Yeah, I mean, Olaf is uh...
I mean, I did my full combo on Olaf and he didn't even move.
I had 26,000 damage.
My girl on the bottom was 0 and 8.
Like, what the fuck?
2 and 13?
What was this team?
And I still have a five minute?
Oh my goodness.
Yo, this game is like literally jail.
They take this game way too seriously.
Wait, no way he's gonna win this game.
Say wallahi.
Now hit this, press E, press E, E,
and then cue the set, cue the set, cue the set, cue the set.
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh my god, Shaco!
You stream-sniping putty bitch!
Oh my unshamefuls!
What the fuck?
go fucking go I'm about to have a heart attack
67,000 damage and you want to know what the best part about that game was
Jinxie was that over now those are 45 minigame the best part about that game
is the fact that piece of shit Muda lost his game and you won so that's one game
closer yep how does not even know I lost my game I just lost it you should
actually just a fucking loser both of you guys yeah that's cuz the thing is
like listen you were two and six and I was feeling you losing the hopes I was
like now listen I got a fucking lock in right now you don't mean like no more
Oh my god
Hey Siri FaceTime Jinxie
He's gonna
She's literally put- what the fuck is on my lips?
What was that? None of my lips.
Yeah, I'm in a low priority queue with three minutes fucking- like three minutes.
I'm in a low priority queue with three minutes to go.
Like you're not queue-styping shit, Jinxie.
You're not sniping shit.
gonna be blowing past kadeem's peak bro wait what is kadeem peak bronze form
uh i think like bronze to a bronze one coming man coming
wait you might you might you might you might because the thing is that he's so
in queue wait you might hold on i'll tell you i'll tell you i'll tell you i'll
I'll tell you
No, I got him
Alright, stop the game, stop the game
Hold on
Wait
Let's see
Y'all worse than Khadim
I'll tell you
Boop, it's Khadim
It's Khadim actually in my rank right now
Oh!
Okay, so the thing is you actually can snipe Muda
Because he got a 3 minute low priority Q
Let's go. What does that mean? What does that mean?
So it means that he afk'd a game survive punished him and they make it they make it son
Now he has to spend like two more minutes in queue. Let's go. I'm gonna go pee. Can I pee now that time?
Yeah, but only if you think of me while you do it
Guys holy fuck if he wins this game
Do you guys understand that he will be two wins away from bronze? Do you understand?
I hope someone snipes his games and fucking eats him alive.
I hope someone snipes his game and eats him alive.
TONIGHT, BRO!
He's got this shit.
Alright, so let's see.
Enemy locks in Morgana, that's what the camps are dealing with.
HUUUUUGH!
NO!
NOOOO!
High-bives mastery!
Yep.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Middle one, middle one.
High-bives, when you get the chance to change your runes again, do it the middle one, but
it's like inspiration secondary, the light blue one.
No Warwick.
Can you add Jynxie's camera too?
I'm gonna be honest I genuinely don't know how
And he has the wrong ruins right now, it's how I was gonna change the middle one or not oh
No, wait, is he gonna be able to change it to the middle one wrong ruin? No, okay, that's fine. Oh, he can simply a domination
God clutch boys
No, she actually crushed it. He actually did it in time. Nice. Okay
Why am I on that they locked in Warwick from you bro
Yeah, but listen, it's fine bro like you're ye I'm telling you you're gonna get it done trust me
Do you trust me should I just start requesting first pick every time? Yeah, okay? Okay, yes
We are one trick, I'm gonna do one trick.
Yep. No, I agree with you.
I'm gonna go for bronze and...
What?
Oh my god, chat. Yes, bro.
Yes, yes. You need to lose this fucking game.
Support swapping me right now
before I blow your house up in GTA 5.
Thank you. Chat, I'm hungry, bro.
What do I get to eat, bro?
What do I get to eat, chat? What do I get to eat, bro?
What do I get to eat, bro?
These nuts.
How did he, oh my god I can't seem to shit in the fucking bed.
We learned that you have what it takes, asking you a 2-in-6 take advantage of, so enough of this fucking defeatist bullshit attitude, I'm like I had first pick. Shut up! You did it! It is what it is, Jyncey. Sometimes you get the shit out of this stick, but are we gonna sit there and cry, or are we gonna sit there and fucking dominate that warwick?
Exactly if you don't have a BC Audi charge again, we're gonna have a fucking problem
Jack, what's better master ye or more like
To barred folk here, okay, do you remember how to clear on this job?
You F on the box
Actually, yeah, exactly. Yes
And I go QW E and then I just have my teeth. No, you go Q E Q
and then you max Q and then you're E
yeah dude like your E is not fucking bad
I already told you this like I don't know why you're mad that he's took your
Warwick like yeah sure it's a bit shitty whatever but you got this bro
bro is it jungler like is it jungler like the most boring fucking character
to play why the fuck is trying to hear mid
cuz like don't you just like don't you just like like don't you just like farm
Like these guys are having the time of their lives and I'm like a rogue ninja bro that ass
Nah, bro. Okay champ fakers to send them. No check. Can you even tell me a difference between?
Can you guys even tell a difference between me and faker be honest?
He's Asian and you're Jewish
I mean how many times am I gonna tell y'all I'm Lebanese I'm from Lebanon and not from fucking Israel like what the fuck is wrong like bro
No, use your E. Don't forget about it. Let's drum bot. Don't forget. Mastery doesn't give you the Warwick sound
So you need to actually like jump
Is someone like sniping me?
So you're not going to use your W?
This E Q?
Should I E after I Q?
Uh, I throw.
Just when you start attacking.
So now I want you to look for the double crash.
I should be calling
Yo, this guy's just getting mackerel the entire game like what the fuck
Jinx I'm telling you it's all in your hands, but like this is your time to fucking shine
I
Don't have to walk in cast or minion
Stop forgetting about your E that like you got to remember if you're chewing in you have to eat the thing about league
Jinx is that there are certain champs that have to do certain things master E
He needs to eat money cues. No, no you should all be one to top
Jungle is the easiest role by the way. Is it actually?
So in the future just always think of it this way, okay?
In the future, it's always gonna be a thing
But if you clear one crowd the enemy jungler is gonna get another as much as you get
Right because obviously they're gonna be taking the other
Yeah, because that's the thing, it's like, when you play a lot of the game, you can come out of what chance you want to get.
Done. My turn now.
Love you, Poonba.
Minions has spawned.
who wins chat who wins right away
Oh
Fuck
Is that W ward by me? Yes or no, bro?
He's one shot you fucking retard
Why is my jungler always the bad one though, like actually, genuine question.
I missed a cannon by the way, girl.
The Jolli-Sini missed a cannon, I know, I'm a terrorist.
Can anyone type one if I'm a terrorist?
Can anyone in the chat type one if I'm a terrorist?
There's a devil out there what owes me.
What the fuck is that child?
What is that?
I
How is he so like high HP still
Oh
Can I kill him chat or no, should I can I kill him?
can i kill him with that hp s and all? recall please?
It's just a clue in the fire.
Right here, there's a clue.
Mordek, can you please move your camera? I can't see.
What?
The last one's out of corners.
What was that ability what was that?
What was that?
Wait, I'm confused.
What happened?
Why didn't he die?
His ult makes him unkillable.
Like, did no one want- did you guys say that and I just didn't look at chat?
Like, someone told you that I was focused on the game.
I didn't see that.
Bro, if I saw that, ugh.
I mean, chat, you guys can't even get mad at me, bro.
Like, how's that my fault?
I-I don't know.
oh my god so close oh I should have I didn't have a night
So chat, how do I know when his ult's back up?
This ain't the worst I once knew.
enemy Kevin's group
How do I know he has all
Okay, I see my problem I see my problem I see my problem I
I see my problem. I see my problem as a mid laner. That's so like annoying
Yeah, how do I know what he has alt again? What's the cool down on his alt?
No way 20 seconds
How the fuck is it that fast?
What's your bony?
We're a long way from the stage of the-
Oh my god bro, I just keep missing minions.
Yes all that's why it's fighting me, so obvious.
Why not why not all 10 he's invulnerable
Don't try to stick to me.
Bro, what were they thinking?
Like, why were they out of character that doesn't die?
What's the point of it?
This here's a land of paints and monsters.
They're destroying.
I thought ghosts just don't grow.
I
Look back at bro
Yes, all that's what he did that
He's getting an ego cuz he's stronger than me. I'm gonna low key lean him into my tower
That's possible
Oh, I thought I had an AWP.
And he just ults to get away?
Oh my god, I don't know like why would they give him a character that doesn't die?
Why would they give him a character that doesn't die?
jixie shut up you have dog test in your fucking ear you have a challenger in your
Shut up
I just put all of my fucking monitor
You play league like it hurts maybe cuz I it does I want to kill myself when I play this game
It's so easy to have daughters in your ears, bro. It's so easy
How do I fucking even kill this guy he has an alt that's unkillable like how do I kill this guy chat
Well, I'm gonna last hit so he gets in my thing, bro. I'm gonna last it
How was he doing damage to me? Hello, what the fuck is that?
Why is there two people in my lane?
We have that?
What?
Why would we have that?
Am I iron?
Oh my god, if I lose this game I'm iron.
Oh my god, if I lose this game I'll iron.
Oh my god, I have a 5 minute queue.
I have a 5 minute priority queue and I have one game off iron.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Where's my coach?
Why does God just always up jinx his ass?
Like, where is my coach?
Where the fuck is my coach?
He's offline.
He took the day off.
He literally took the day off.
He took the day off.
He literally took the day off.
I'm one game off iron.
I'm one game off iron getting targeted by fucking smirks.
in my chair, bro. Oh my, my chair, bro.
I just don't know, man. Five minute queue, bro. Five minute fucking queue. What is,
what is this fucking? Oh my God. This is, this guy's the luckiest fucking human being
ever look at him he literally has a coach how is this fair how is this fair
you'll be back in iron soon enough it's okay like I'm literally gonna punch you
in your fucking head bro
What the fuck is Hamza?
Yo, yo, hello, yo, you are lost yo bro listen
I'm one game away from iron bro and jinksies just perm in my chat. Hey watching shit talking to you, bro
I can like can like can I like can I get some coaching bro like dot this is always there in his ear telling them
What to do bro, can I get that please?
I'm in a game playing on stream and I'm losing your play on stream
Yes, bro. I'm trying to get a rank one. You don't listen. I take this is serious. I'm like a break one and any and you I know what you're
Saying, but I know what you're saying, but bro you you didn't get it the right way though. You can't see that
What do you mean? Yes? I did
Yo, I was going to eat it. No, I didn't you
No, I didn't you a you they got a brick your PC. No, they didn't. Yeah, you did not cheats off
I
Seem like a bunch of pose Muda win trading to rank one Valorant. No
Really, you can't do that bro. It's hard from the middle of a game though. I can coach off this game. Okay, please
What's your game? I'm
Five minutes in oh
But my game is done by that.
Wait, what's LP?
Zero LP, Bronze 4.
I saw the way you were playing.
I said, I'll tell you what, you deserve it though.
The way you're playing.
What do you want me to do, bro?
Bro, I saw you flash, half HP, with no threat.
Why?
And when I told you it's a legit fight, you're not fighting.
not fighting so it's like what do you expect you're not learning I am fighting no you're
not that's all I'm doing
shit my coach is dying too I'm winning I'm I have four kills and it's the cake
KPS4 I'm all I want doing anything good on the scene. It was fucking dog shit, bro
Always me me me. I swear to God. I'm always the win-con if I'm dead the games lost
I've never been carried with it. You know that I've never been carried in my 12 years of playing. I've never been carried
Well, I really saw you do video of someone like shit on you
who who one guy from EU he was like you're who you were like EU is shit and
it happened a couple days ago who what do you talk oh so I'm glad V2 yes V2
fucked you in your asshole my guy I'm legit auto-filled playing mid lane he's
literally a eco OTP who hit rank one on my servers and then all I'm gonna say is
like I don't know I just got a triple kill pussy
Jinx is actually going to get to bronze and I'm going to be fucking iron, bro.
Well, he listens to his coach. You don't listen to me.
I tell you the bottom view. I tell you the bottom view.
He's never bottom viewed. He's never bottom viewed. He's never bottom viewed.
He listens.
I listen. You know, easy it is to listen when the coach is here.
No, you listen to me. No, no, no. Hold on. You listen to me before the tournament.
tournament but after the tournament I feel like your brain is turned off bless
your heart like I would tell you some things and then you just completely
forget about it but to be honest I haven't seen you played that much today
so we will see I coach out to this game though I don't know if you're gonna queue
up right now or not yes I'm gonna queue up right now but if I was him I'm breaking
everything getting off of the wall midway midway I could probably call you
I'm seven minutes in
Should I be freezing every game by the way, should I be freezing the wave every game bro?
That's the one thing you know so stick to it. That's your bread and butter right now
And it's not bad for your name
The fact that you understood freezing but not understood everything else that I told you is actually insane to me
And have you been a cookie or no?
Yes, but not on players on minions is when I dash it on a player bro. I lose sight of me
I can't see anymore that's a lot as long you're just trying to learn it that that's what matters
Yeah, but when I dash into a player bro, like it's literally just a queue are you like you do do do do do do do
Like spend my booties. That's fine. Are you auto attacking moving or no? No, not on a not on people either
Well, then that's a big big thing already. Really? It's auto attack move auto attack move. Yeah, bro
So that's really everything about league
Like you want to see your favorite quick?
Yeah, go. Oh mother die somebody which
I'm panning over to the fight so he's not the fight's over that's it.
Like you say I'm always just like looking for opportunities when I see you play you only like this full
You're just like you're not even looking
Every several times I'm going out instantly click and just look and look and then click it back and then look again, you know
Yeah, I'm not in lane I'm looking what's happening
Seeing how the lane state is
Shenzhen leader, so I ping Shenzhen
Why do you need a torch in your ear? Do you have to cheat one way or another?
Guess Sam Makhbae, the Abu Shadamouta, are you fucking retarded?
Jinxie is literally doing that right now, you fucking one brain cell retarded
To be honest, it is basically me trying for you, but
You're still the beginner, so you need it
Wait, Bumuto, are you actually learning anything when I'm like in your ear, though? Like, do you even adapt?
You sure?
Yeah
but then you should be winning even without me
you see this
I'm diving 1v2
how are you doing this?
I'm gonna go
oh my god
oh my
well if you play ADC I promise you
I'm making my apology
you see the champion I'm playing right now?
Was this Trayvon?
Yeah.
You thought Yori was hard, brother?
Awesome.
It's like a minigame.
So you see your axis?
You gotta catch it.
If you don't catch it, you lose like 70% of your damage.
I'm gonna go back to my Baker cost member.
I'm gonna deafen.
Or you mute me.
Just send a call ever, okay?
I'm mute.
And then I'll unmute the moment my game's over, okay?
Come on, come on.
What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Why the fuck are you guys making mood up like that? What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Avengers
Should I back
the shape of my soul
I'm a monster
what?
My lagging?
What was that?
I'm going to my arms.
This here is a land of hate and monsters.
What did she do?
Yes, kill him!
You're so shit.
How did you not kill him?
You need to pretend I'm faker.
I'm not- I- I- I- I- I can't pretend I'm faker.
I am faker.
I'm not in any warrants.
I am faker.
One light in that faker!
Stop that shit!
What the fuck is your-
You're so delusional!
What is-
I'm dead! I'm dead!
I
I had the right idea I just missed it bro wallet was the right idea wallet was
the right idea I just missed it bro I'm not even gonna get mad it's just work
I'm not gonna get mad
I don't know how to use that.
I
Just to be back
The song is so shit.
Sasha, bring it to my side!
What are you doing here just going to feed him!
Like what are you?
I
Just let him die there. No, bro. Like do I just let him die there? Do I just let him die there?
We're just feeding my
fuck the plate you guys don't even know what you're talking about brother people
that say you have time for playing you're so stupid no I don't buy it if I hit it
I need to come back at the exact same time at the week though I'm not gonna
Courage to the sticking water said whoever said yes, I'm for playing retarded
This is genuinely I don't even know how I know that's a bad idea and I put the game last I started playing last week
I need a screen.
Man, I just need a little...
Well, if I have better discipline...
How much damage do I think chat where's the red you can chat up to it to the seven yeah, man like I
Mean she's just fed by my jungler though. I came to saving
She's died more. She's died to my jungler twice and died to me twice
What was the why I died to her quest because she was fed oh
My gosh, she still is
Okay.
An enemy is dominant.
No, I'm just gonna stop taking damage from that shit, man.
my iron now much iron now
yo how's it going it's over bro it's over what do you mean
I don't know why you're helping me I'm trying to find that one
well you're one in three got seventy minutes actually not that bad just drain
it's actually just horrible bro it's not horrible but like bro you're gonna get
millions of games like these
yeah attitude is horrible
nice ring
y'all can do me a favor
I wanna hear your thought process on things
okay so like
tell me what you're doing right now
what are you doing?
I'm pushing the wave
so I get CS and I'm gonna check this damage
okay why are you doing that though
so I can get gold and break this shit
and then run away because this guy's coming
and then I see you coming in here and I think drag
so I'm stuck here, I don't really know what to do now
right now I don't know what to do
okay now go back, go back, go back
you can't, you can't go that way
because you see all the buggy
you can't fight two people at a time
so you have to stack that
I understand you're fighting this
correct, so the reason why I wanted you to tell me that
is because like there's three people bot
so you might as well get something out of it
it's a good trade
it's not a bad trade but it's also a ballsy trade
and I kind of don't like it though
because they could still kill you
because they were out of dragon right
There's no point
Now you wish you flash
There's certain times for certain times to trade how damn bro. She fetish it
Seven to my jungler fed her twice, and then I die to her one or two like three times now
So I just want to get tired of this man. I'm so tired of it
I'm so tired of it
I'm just bursting people who are always better than me. No, I don't know if they're smurfing. They're definitely better than me
Bro, I thought you're faker
Yeah, well if you put that in your head that they're better than you what are you gonna lose every time?
Yeah, but you know, you know, you know, they're just fucking me, bro
Like I have a higher CS
Well, I don't want Lee, I don't want Lee, I swear to God. I'm not even joking you being a retort is super power
Now hear me out on this every game. I swear to God. I go into every single game. I'm better than everyone in this lobby
if you think like that you're gonna play like that you have to think you're
better than everybody not lobby I swear to God and I don't know where I am
right if you think you're him you'll play like it's just a conflict that you
get from me you definitely you need some ego boost right now go go by now okay
so right here you're wasting time you need to go by think about where you're
going right now you're just autopilot going mid lane what do you get from
going mid lane well I got my my the wave and then yeah you're right I should
yeah but did I not tell you that the ADC goes mid and you go bot lane like
this your support supposed to be going mid lane with his ADC
ping ping the blitz tank back ping him back control ping him control up kick
that's alt left click that's alt alt is blue that means to stay or to go like
Uh, could you look at the turbo quick so you can see it?
See how it's like back out?
Hit the- no no, hit the turret. So right here, you can hit the turret. Stop hitting the minions.
Okay, how would you take this?
You hit the minions with your abilities and you auto attack the turret.
It's okay.
I'm alright, doesn't matter. I'm gonna stay right.
My long iron.
No, bro, let me tell you this right now. Your rank
does not identify who you are okay you're bronze look look look you see
what I'm saying they think you're bronze players they're not demoting you even
even rioting to your bronze player they don't even think you're iron go coaches
here don't worry don't worry okay but no fucking eating though please I'm so
hungry I'm off one meal oh bro bro bro bro bro please no eating no eating another
starf today I'm starving today I'm gonna back in there no matter what I do I
just I just saw hi chat
How was he doing yesterday and today I haven't been able to watch I've been so tilted. I just got I went to the gym today
I went to the gym
Asked no don't know be honest, but y'all got to go easy on him though because he's a beginner
He's a beginner a fur beginner
At damn y'all more talks to the matcha. I'm not joking. I did my stream today after two hours
My whole child was telling me to kill myself today.
I ended up at the twirth.
They were giving me so much cancer, I lost all my games.
I'm playing all stream.
That was a gym awful.
Well, you know that feeling when you go to the gym after not going for like a year?
Well, I went, I'm like drained the whole time.
After that, I'm like literally just dead.
I had no energy.
He broke his monitor yesterday say walla. I did chest today. I
Know a lot my chest is heat. I got some good chestin ice, but that's why I got man boobs
But somebody linked me to shit, but is there a clip for it?
They link it link it link it
No, no, I didn't see the last game I said, you know, I didn't he cried no way he fucking cried what are you talking about?
The last yo somebody link it
I'm getting four more right now
Is it a what clip?
Let me see.
Okay, alright.
All right
Yo, can I take can I take uh, can I eat bro?
How long they take you like ten minutes. Yeah, go ahead go ahead. Okay, let me know
You
Guys
Why am I losing every game?
I just want to be cut out of your body.
Yo, if one more person calls me ugly, I'm taking my dick out and literally flashing
all of you guys with my dick.
Okay, you guys are gay, bro, no, you guys are gay
Jinksy just got a quadra kill.
Oh my god.
Are you serious?
There's no way.
He's so ass.
Don't worry, you're going to get a pent up.
And now I don't want to compare it anymore, bro.
I just want to be good, bro.
Did you want to be so good I haven't felt this competitiveness inside of me since rank
one bro and even before rank one I really want to become like a
I
Okay, he doesn't need this
No
Probably not but you're gonna get a 1v3 triple kill just walk at them
So your older priority is ash that fresh that you're here. Okay. Oh my god. He's gonna win his game
No!
Oh my god.
Big M looks straight only.
Why?
The side angle is so bad.
Why do you want the worst pair of friends?
uh maybe because he was in my chat literally shit talking like i need him to lose all his
beans bro i need him to lose all his beans this motherfucker lies every day 100 percent
Yo! Shut up!
Bro, I have less than one week to find a house.
I have less than one week to find a house.
Why am I so addicted to League bro, don't get it and why am I so shit at it
Yeah, I think I just need to play the game a lot bro
And once I play a lot man
I'm just going to be the best, but I genuinely think, I genuinely from the bottom of my heart
think that I'm going to be better than Staker one day bro.
I promise.
I don't think you guys understand me bro.
I don't think I will literally be better than Staker one day, I promise.
mechanically, mechanically, mechanically, mechanically,
wallah, I will be better than Faker one day, mechanically, mechanically. Yes,
though, yes, yes, I don't care, bro, I don't care. May Allah guide you. I don't
think you guys understand. Stop thinking what I'm saying is a joke. I'm gonna
become more mechanically better than Faker one day, bro. I can't wait to
I don't think I understand, bro. It's not delusion when I know it's gonna be a reality one day.
It's not a delusion when I know it's gonna be a reality one day, bro.
Now, I want Gixi to lose his game right now, bro. Suffer, lose, lose, suffer, suffer.
Gixi by loses fucking games, fucking pussy.
I
Know
He didn't jump Tyron yet fucking hate this guy
What is it that you need to become a legend?
Actually, the bacon was different from the poop.
We got it, P.K.
You guys are faker.
We're P.R.
You're f**king dumb.
You could carry the game by yourself.
Game over with an anomaly.
He really knew the game.
He thought, there were no more than 5 or 6 games.
We got it.
I don't know what to do when I'm not confident enough.
This is a game where pro-gamer is the boss.
Will there ever be another fake girl?
Yes.
It's me.
No.
Send me a bitch to have some faith, you bitch.
What's wrong with you?
Why'd she say that?
Damn dude, pretty pathetic performance where you even trying, hey good thing Riot gave
you a 5 minute queue at least, it saves your teammates for another 5 minutes.
Like I would literally want to just, I wanna, I'm gonna send a fucking arm into this guy's fucking face, bro, like, holy shit, bro.
Hands up, we're all loving you to beat this guy, please.
What is this?
on your screen. You instantly aren't you Q on her. Do you understand me? No! No! No!
Aren't you on the ash? The ash! The ash! Q! E! E! E! E! Posh! Posh! Yes! No Q to give
you! To give you! No E! E! E! E! Auto! Auto! Auto! Q! Nice! Mark! Mark! The flesh! The flesh!
The flesh! The flesh! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice!
Oh my god, say wallahi bro say wallahi
Say wallahi say wallahi bro say wallahi
No, no no no no no listen
Well, it's literally Dauntless playing it's literally Dauntless playing second of all
boom God God marked my words
Jinx you will forever be my rival in this fucking game bro I will be better than him if not I'm
already better than him I'm already better than him all right he's playing Master Yi with Dauntless
in his ear.
I'm gonna don't forget you're playing a harder champion. You're champion is 10
times harder.
Who's this?
Hey W bro, I don't know who this is, but W bro?
Who's messaging me?
What is this?
Jinxie is fucking terrible.
Wait, he's in queue.
Should I snipe him?
I
Well, do you think I'm gonna get in you're in the same animal or yeah
How do I know if I found him or not how do I know this is it? Yeah, it's update
Listen, I promise you're gonna win this if you're against him. I will lock the fucking, okay?
Let me see, let me see this screen
Okay, well, you're not you're not in this game. Yes, 30 seconds left. Yes, 30 seconds to late. God, dang!
Should I ban Warwick?
No, no, no, don't do that. I'll see you lose.
That is fucked. Yo, what can I ban?
Oh
You are you are out of it down of it fucking cinema
You you you're in his elo though. I am
Okay
This game I want you to try to like explain to me your thought process, okay?
If possible, it's just too much for you to do
I think because you're like, you know how when you read out loud you understand it more than what I just read
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, so if you could right now, I want you to like speak out speak to yourself
Yes, just speak to yourself easy. So you so you can understand what you're doing. Okay, but I'm eating a big meal, bro
Well, only when I'm done or end up with coffee. Okay, that's fine. Yes, but
I'm walking
Hey
Um, I do want to teach you to learn how to play with a different setup. It's called the shield second win
But it's a lot more passive
You know what that means yeah a lot more passive you can't just eat Q3. Yeah
It's basically but you'll just be you don't like play it get the play pass it don't poke as much don't go for aggro's
Yeah
Oh for D blade for D blade you can't you can't like look for short trades as much as you could with the shield
But I'm not gonna do this game. I think it's much easier for you
Okay
So you're against luck, so you know she does
Yes, she
It's like that's just like a mage. She's a mage that has yeah
Yeah, so her cue basically throws it her cues the one that throws it in a straight line
If you're behind, no it doesn't bounce. It just goes in a straight line to whatever she directs it, okay?
If you're behind two minions, it's gonna hit the two minions. So it'll hit the first two target, it touches. Got it?
Yeah.
So it can hit two of your champions as well. Just stand behind two minions at the very least, okay?
And it roots you if you get hit by it.
her E is a long bomb basically. It throws a bomb at you pretty much and it explodes and it
it slows you and it explodes okay that was a lot harder to dodge which I don't expect you to dodge
but that was when D-Sugar would come more in handy okay but the way I want you to play this match
up try not to get poked out until level three and they're gonna all in here okay don't get poked
By what?
Try not to get poked out until level three. Okay, so wait to see what bushes and lassie. Okay, stay back a bit
I want you to try to just stay back stay out of range. Okay, if she's gonna shove that's good for you
Just stay back and lassie. I'll tell you why
Because right now she's gonna she puts this is fine. She's like hard pushing. This is this is really fun for you
Get it get a cue. That's fine. You could yeah, you see that's the bomb, okay?
Stay away from that radius night unless it boom so the moment her ability is down
That is your timer to look for something. Okay, but because it's gonna come back up within like five more second right now
Very good freeze. Okay. Now. She can throw it again
Okay
Oh
Like the level three, okay, you see dollars or two as someone that stairs the snare is like you stay still
What a fuck I can't see the timer
Very good easy dot these trades are good level to trade for the q3 is still fine very good dodge
Very good. Okay, pop your pot. Level three. I want you to all in. Okay, you q q q now
I want you to keep it in the mean to be good. Okay, very good dog
Are you gonna be back up?
Careful careful
Okay, now you can't all know you can't all in on get candy candy candy candy candy
Bro, where is it?
We set fire to heaven and then water our hands up.
Oh, 10 seconds.
10 seconds and 9 and 5.
So yeah, so once she throws it, you have 10 seconds.
You have 10 seconds, OK?
That is a time for the explosions.
Her Q timer explosion, her Q timer cooldown is also 10 seconds.
She's just oh she's you can look for a fight you can look for a fight you can go
Look look look under look under a very nice and though
She's too far though. She's too far. She wants to let her to come towards you
Oh, I fucked up. I fact figured my yeah, I didn't even press it. That's okay. Let's get she's out of manage
Look quick on her you see under a bar as well. Yeah, we're done with it. That's why she's her she's a pleasure
Okay, what I want you to do here press that
Shump shop
Wow, I'm missing so much CS right now.
She has TP.
Shut up the way.
Just shut up the way.
Shut up the way.
Shut up the way and look for a reset.
She's going to buy TP back here.
What's yours?
WQ?
Now back out.
Damn, bro.
How much CS did I just miss?
What life was like 10 CS?
I know.
That's okay.
All right.
You're going too far back.
Plus B. Plus B.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I did say to go back and press B Dana.
Yeah but Mike, I thought you said you always want to be in the same lane as the same time as she does.
Yeah but the reason why I'm saying to shove it is because like there's no more minions you can make it backspinning your goal.
It's okay, it's okay, it's fine, it's fine, press Samp, see what you have.
Is it good to use E sometimes to farm?
Yes it is, it is, yes. You can try to freeze this, you probably won't let you go.
Yeah, so I definitely get you on V-Shield and matchups like these.
Okay, go, go, uh, go in.
So think about it like this.
You can look for trades the moment her abilities are down.
Start looking for E trades when her Q is down especially.
Use your E to dodge her E.
Her E is the one that throws a bomb.
Does that make sense?
Because if you press E and she throws and her Q is down, you can't ever get rooted.
So you'll win the trade.
Does that make sense?
That is your time of trading.
Okay, you see that dragon?
Shut the wave.
Guys, shut the wave.
Shut the wave fast.
You can't rotate.
It's too many people.
Q all three.
Q, Q, Q.
Q.
Kindred is coming in one.
Hit the wave and run.
Eat it turret, eat it turret.
I see him like she was going back on Dragon's E
Oh shit shit shit shit shit
First time? What did she have? First time? See if you can fight?
No you can't you can't you can't you can't
Which one?
There's something
You could try it, but she's the E.M. X-Cutter, wait go go go
Go go go go go, she's gonna use her burns
No no no, you can fight you can fight
I'm looking flash, flash E
There you go, ignite
Ignite
You got auto
You win, you win
you win
You have a you could not play that any worse I know well, I know I know well less and my mechanics got worse
I don't know why I don't bro
Well, why did you W you can get Q first and then W your W is a longer raise on your Q
But it's fine you kill there. Okay, you see the mark on the map. You see that circle thing
So that's kindreds pass it. Okay, you always want to try to deny that thing to her
Okay, it's too much explained, but she basically gets above after she does three marks
Three I came up here for but you always want to try to deny it pretty much. That's all you need to know for me
Okay, ultimate is down, but you can still EQ trade all in there and if her Q is down, you all in.
Her Q is down. It's your timer. It's your timer. You can't, you're not in range. You're not in range. Don't force it.
But you see how she's walking back, she's playing the match up. Good.
Got about 5 more seconds and it's back up.
Her Q is up now. Okay? Think about it like this. Every time you're playing, you should always look up what their ability is and what's the cooldown.
to cool down and within those that's the timer okay if she was down so it's good
it's your timer very good trade that's it that's good that is called short
trades these are good trades her ears down she's going to Q
boom go very good very good mood of very good that's perfect okay her ease
back up her Q's gonna be back up as well okay that's ultimate so she has no
That's good.
E Q, E Q.
You walked into that Muda.
You win this.
You win this Muda.
Nice!
Killed, killed, killed, killed, killed, killed, killed, killed, killed, killed, killed.
Show, show.
Brother, you need to queue the whole- you can- queue as many- always try to queue as many
minis you possible can.
Because it shoves faster.
Think about it in a line.
How many can you hit at the same time.
There you go.
You see how you hit three?
Yeah.
You can see how you can hit three.
One, one.
How many can you hit at the same time? There you go. You say I hit three. I want to hit both very good. Okay, either turn
You ready either turn and then you back after all of it
Boom, that's it. There you go. Thanks. Good. That was perfect. You said just do that
Fun okay good reaction. Oh my fucking goodness. I I notice the late GTP
That's okay though. It's alright. It's alright. You're winning what is that all?
I thought that was fucking another person's all it's a kamehameha, you know goku kamehameha is the same shit
But it's a short cooldown
So you see how you dodged her ability like in this matchup you're you're playing dance dance revolution you dodge her abilities
You're good. All right, you play around her abilities
If she's out of mana, that's also your timer, but because she probably has a book by now,
she gets like mana after leveling up, so she probably won't run out of mana.
Her E is down, now you gotta dodge her Q or play around her Q.
That's fine, but you could also try to E towards her.
go six feet down, and then you're going to kill him.
Wait for your E and then go.
My Q's up.
That's fine, that's also fine.
So you know what you can also do?
You can also E Q and then E back instantly
before she throws her Q.
Yeah, I know I know.
I know, I know.
Yeah, you could try that.
try that see if she's good to react to it all the way you can pull up more
towards your turret so she has to walk up even further oh like so like around
here yeah hug him that yep hug in the corner right here not really more up to
the left like right there put her thank you
there's a Q gonna choose either that's fine you want to trade right your ults
Back up in six seconds
Yeah, you're Q3 and ultra okay Q3 and ultra got it got it got it got it
But dodge!
Woo!
Ult! Ult! Ult!
Ult!
I'm fast-fingered again
I'm fast-fingered, bro
Wait, what?
Oh, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
So once she was coming on me, ah, she's standing still
So that's a free ult
Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it, I shut up
I won't lie, I was going to, but won't lie once, but I, I'm fast-fingered
You have Q flash!
It's okay, it's alright, that's fine, that's fine.
You can kill her, you can kill her, okay?
You can flash Q.
Or you can Q flash if you want to do it.
I don't know if you want to take your risk stat.
What's Q flash?
Basically, you get more distance and it comes out.
So your Q is like a buffer.
She's TP, TP, TP, TP.
I shot.
I shot, I shot, I shot.
Remember, you can hit all three.
Hit all three with your Qs.
the turret and reset well the minions get the turret play let's see okay so the
Momo she does coming on me. Huh? She's standing still. Okay, so old when she oh
You can also do that or you can just all by yourself when she's cute when her cues down her cues down
You're in right here. Nice. Thank you
That's it her cue by the well
Her cues but she her cue was up
Q all three.
That's just closer to turret, okay?
You can't really do anything.
So this would be a good roam time.
Look at your minions real quick.
Stop doing anything.
Look at your minions.
You see how it's far back behind your tier two turret?
That's her E, right?
Her E is the bomb.
The one that's like, it's like a circle.
Like a huge circle.
And so is her E.
That's her E.
That's her Q.
That's our Q. Can you see how you're rooted?
So because you're rooted, she has to...
Yup, you can go on. All in. You have ult.
That's 2D, 2D, 2D, 2D, 2D, 2D, 2D, 2D, 2D, 2D.
She's bot, huh?
You should've ulted it. Always ult after your Q3 movement.
Yeah.
Don't hold it.
Like really, like Q3 and then ult right there?
Yes, if you know it's gonna land, you ult as soon as you ult your Q3.
Because she's knocked up, so it's guaranteed to hit.
But if you're waning so she's on the floor, she can dodge it or flash it.
So you don't want her to give you that opportunity to dodge it.
It's like when you're playing Jett and you have knives.
And brim, uh, just, oh, not brim.
Somebody has like a CC champion. She's keeping in mind...
You can fight, you can fight.
Are you sure?
Yes, you can fight her, yes.
Remember, she's a control mage, she only does burst damage.
You you win long trades
Understand the fundamentals of your champion. You're good at long trades or short trades. You're not good at first street
You're dead you're dead you're dead you don't play flash you're just dead
Right there you should just like hold your flash you can save it for like another opportunity though
Okay, this is your big big power spike you're really strong now motor
very strong okay you you almost win every single trade okay you heal you run
people down I think you get a slow on your third auto attack which your
Q I think counts as a problem so if you auto Q auto it slows pretty sure just
remember do not ult under the turret unless she's like happy speed
You know me and juicer are gonna be rivals of this game forever, right?
You're gonna win bro. You're you're winning when I'm not here
You see only plays with down
And you're playing a harder champion, so he's gonna play solo dungeon. You will put some
But the thing is like it it's by a lot easier friend you can fight you can fight you can fight you can fight more than you fight
Very good. You're under the turret though. You're under the turret
Okay, Samuta, right there, you can move out of the tour range and still fight him.
How?
What did I do there?
You can move more to the left, and then you can still fight him.
But it's good that you come at him, so it's the fact that he went for you, so it's still
good.
You can get Versa, so be careful, but your Shyvana is there, so you can play him on
the Shyvana.
You can bait him, bait him.
Shyvana is behind her, bait him.
Good.
Good bait, good bait.
Walk towards her now.
Pertue's on her, ease up.
Careful, careful.
Careful careful keep a bite
Very good job job the way to get to her like that you like that w for the shield
Don't teach that roll
Okay
We see no method
Right now I see drag coming up in 34 seconds is a bottom fight right now. That's going on. I think I recall me
Don't I drag
Yes, that's good. That is good fight. I think you still could have gotten deterrent. Why?
She's still dead exactly and now it got a lot more value on your reset, too
I and breaking mid turret is very very strong
Especially before an objective because you get more space to play around
There's no mid turret. You can go through their jungle from the right near the turret
It's just a lot more space to play around
So I want you to crash this wave crash the next wave and then play for dragon
But they probably can't contest it because they're both dead.
The ADC is dead for Kindred, and their jungler is dead.
Canons! Ah, mood off.
Bro, the curse is still fire, by the way. At least we want to play with you even more.
Bro, bro, bro, bro. Lock in.
You keep missing these fucking cannons. You're driving me insane.
I don't want to say how you miss this many cannons.
Where are you going?
I imagine it's a million dollars. I don't know how much explaining you keep missing
She has a cue yeah, I know you can't you can't go and you could bait it
But she even if you break the bills what what do you gain from that nothing?
She's still on their turn right so bring her out of her turn. How do you do that?
I said last at these millions different exactly last at the minions and if she hits the wave
It's gonna push towards you or she's walking up far this if she's walking up you get your EQ and then all in you can eat you
if you all
Y'all know the turret motor ignite you win this
nice
Fucking pressing e bro. I would fucking you you you could have lived that by the way
You just press Q for no reason, but it was still good. Also you
You're all team late
You're not you're you're youing, but then you're waiting
Ult right after your Q3, okay?
The moment you've killed her, there's no point in pressing Q. Don't button mash. Think.
Patience. Patience. You say this one thing always and it's so beautiful, bro. It's like,
let it flow. It's just hard, but it's hard to do. No, I can see your, you're, you're, you're,
you're like button mashing. I can see it. Yeah, button mashing. I'm scared, bro. Yeah, but you're
missing abilities. You're just, you got yourself killed from that. Okay, what's happening here?
Think think think what's happening here? Stop stop stop s
Divide by madam. No, no motherfucker. I mean yes, you could sell your pot, but then get a long story
Okay, what do you think you should do here? Stop stop moving stop why why you think stop moving thing? What should you do this?
Okay, good. Why should you do that?
It's a ref harrow
It's not a drag it that Harold can basically take a whole turret, okay pretty much like half a turret
But the reason why I'm saying so you could think is like what should you do next now autopilot mid? Okay?
It's up in 20 seconds
Alright, so you can play top lane here and play for her. Well, right now you're just sitting doing nothing
So what should you do here? You should be hovering around mid. They just fought mid. You could have gotten two kills
Correct always be looking for to do something
Good very good. You got a pick so now because now that's Baron actually that's not even herald
That's Baron. Okay, no, no, no, no, no.
Just go top. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
Top, top, top, top, top, top. Top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top.
You can't do Baron. Top.
On the way, Muta.
Let's talk, then.
On the way, Muta, you should have went on the way
cuz it's already crashed, but you can still kill him.
Tap, tap. What is he having?
Ah, I saw.
She's very strong, Muta.
You can lose this if you miss.
Pan over. See where she is, Muta.
I like your camera.
Allelio, you're shrewd.
Show me where you can.
Your ease up. Yeah, we need you one
You two three and turn on
He fight fight fight
Very good
Good shit, bro, very good. That was very good. Good job. I love the way you played that
Except your first initial E
Yeah, I don't like that either, yeah.
Why eat away from her instead of eating on top of her?
Close the gap.
Close the gap, so it's a lot easier to land.
You can fight or walk.
I don't know.
You know if you all walk, then you kill her.
So does the over-blocking reset something faster?
I don't get it.
Over-blocking basically closes the distance
while your auto attack is on cooldown.
So when you auto attack, you don't auto attack instantly.
You auto attack and it's a timer to auto attack again.
So within, listen, when you auto attack,
there's a timer to the next auto attack, correct?
Yes.
So within that timer, that timer you walk.
So then you close the gap.
You can get the wave here.
You should get the wave here.
You can also fight it if you want.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Doesn't matter, you're strong.
You're gonna be able to run back at anything.
Eat her and fight, eat her and fight.
You see how she's scared?
She pushed you away.
That's it.
She doesn't want to fight.
That's it.
This is limit testing.
This limit testing, she's retarded.
If she fights you, you win.
If she doesn't fight you, you lose nothing.
It's just a little bit of time, but that's fine.
Just get in the habit of fighting so you can learn.
Okay.
What should we do here now?
Oh, Jack.
Good.
Very good.
Good, good, good, very good, very good.
So you see Kindred is top, Vayne is top, and they just died boss, okay?
Do you need to overload on dragon?
No.
Good, so where else should you go now?
Where should you go?
You could go mid or you could go top.
I think you could also, to be honest, yeah, mid is fine, mid is fine, mid is fine, because
middle lane is a lot harder to break but if you do break it's a lot better
because you break open the map a lot better because there's a lot more
uh waist going to jungle you know the top you go to top jungle or or bottom
jungle if middle lane is uh is broken shoot them shoot away you can get the
turret as well get them get the turret he's behind you
You have to fight, you have to fight this. Don't try to run.
Fight, there you go. Okay, one to one.
Okay, you get tinkered instead. Okay, you could have, I think you could have killed the tinder there as well.
I thought I knew how to do that. Hold on a second.
You were hitting, you were hitting the Amumu.
Fucking tanky.
Press stop, press stop.
Press stop. You see, he has three tank items, three.
That are armor items. They completely counter you by the way.
Now look at the ADC, what do they have?
The ADC is the kindred, the ADC is usually the second one to the left, the second one
to the left.
So this is the board, this is ADC, this is mid, this is jungle, this is top.
Correct, okay.
Now the ADC if you hover over the items, they're all damage items or attack items.
She has no tank, there's no tankiness, okay.
So you could always, and she's level 12, yes you would have one shot her.
So prioritize your damage on the movement, on the Kindred over the movement.
You can also look at it above the HP.
Do you see how it's like a one bar, like the ticks?
Look at your ticks.
You have a bunch of ticks.
Each tick is a hundred.
So if you see the HP bar is bigger, try not to focus that target, okay?
I should go bottom right?
Get bottom.
Correct!
You should, yes.
No, actually no, you should go top.
You should go top.
Why, I don't get it to why, because this is still here.
The reason why I say you should go top in here is because Baron is up over over over dragon if it's very if you
Guys play for Baron that's good. You can rotate a lot faster. Whereas going bot lane you can mostly bear
But it's why they got the picture so you can still stay but it would be a lot better if they got the pick
And then guys play for Baron if there is up always prefer Baron if there's no other objective
So only the wire saying play up here is because there's there
Correct do I play down there the game is all about
object this you know if you don't play objectives lose okay what should you do
here I should sell something very good good no stop cooking me
problem good to get top control for bearing yes yes yes you need to break
out his habits stop just cooking men think if you should go mid or not catch
waves. Catch the wave, rotate. Catch the wave, rotate. Got it? Yeah. So they're
fighting bot, okay? That means you get, you basically got a lot of free top. You
just get free gold. It's free gold. And you're applying more pressure top lane. Yes.
Yes. But the risk of this is if your team dies. So I would honestly just try to
Ping Baron, like you guys should be playing for Baron right now, because nobody's there you have to keep pushing, okay?
Keep autoing, don't stop autoing. Very good Q by the way
Okay, you could dive one. If somebody comes, E on them and just like just fight them, okay?
Fight!
There you go, E back, E back, E back, E back, run run run run! There you go! Good move, good, run!
I'm almost below you. Okay. Yeah, I'm almost below you. Just keep running. Don't stop
Walk walk more down walk more down
You're gonna run you down that's the e that's the invite in fight in fight
Nice run now run all the way all the way there you go very good
Very good very good smooth
Calm, okay? Very good. You baited her away from the moonwalk, so now you're isolating her, okay?
Won't I love when you play with me, bro? Like, you're doing good. You're doing good. You're doing really good.
Okay, you should have some spamping Baron. You got some spamping Baron. Like, wait, press tab. Is this soul?
It's not soul. I mean, playing for dragon is a lot safer, okay? Just remember this. You should, you should go top in here.
Keep stay top stay top right now. Stay top
Darkest cold stokes the furnace play for dragon is a lot safer. Okay, but
If somebody is dead on their team prioritize the Baron don't be scared to do the Baron if you're ahead
You guys are extremely ahead right now. Like if you press tab look at your items
You're completely gapping their mid laner by the way, yeah
You're you're you're three and a half items versus her two and a half items
You have a whole item on her and you're level 17. You're Thanos right now. You could easily easily won't be free
Understand your limits. I want you to fight them if they do you see them. Okay, okay? Got it fight don't run if you run on me tight
There's two by look at the map
Fuck me my title plus three by this three by now
That's not that's three by momo is that so the lots might be here. Let's right there
Get the target up to the banshee's you probably don't know
I love that I love how you went back to close a distance. That's very smart of you who taught you that
Very good you went back to your clone
Imagines like a shadow shadow from YouTube. Yeah, whatever is close to you. Just went back to that
Yeah, I don't know if they can instinct him.
I don't know.
Very smart.
So now you get in hips, so you're basic plan.
Press on the soft side.
OK, now run.
They're coming from below you.
I saw it.
OK, press P. See, can you get a death dance or no?
No.
So you can get one of the items here,
or you should spend your gold.
You think so?
Even when I don't have it?
Double and brim.
Get the wave and spend your gold.
Yes, there's no point sitting on a 1k gold.
Unless you're very close to getting a full item,
there's no point staying.
Press P.
Your team has destroyed it.
2.2, click on it, left click it, left click it.
Look at the chat box.
Alt, left click it, alt, left click it.
Ping it.
I'm gonna punch you in your fucking head.
Motherfuck, okay, alt, left click.
I'm sorry, you don't know how to ping a fucking item.
563, so there's no, you couldn't,
if you got an extra kill, then you could've stayed for it.
But because it's too far off, then you don't see it.
You just wanna spend your gold if you have 1,000.
Do not sit on more than 1,000 gold.
Okay, try to get in the average skin.
ever ever ever okay unless you're back at a point oh I'm on one shot yep yep yep
you can probably one shot him even even even faster let's see if he's below you
you have all the buckles out there
let's try move move in below you very good that's a triple that's a triple
what the fuck is she flashing
E
nice try, okay
now you guys are wasting time
okay, you guys are wasting time chasing me
this isn't just
whatever they got to keep doing
okay ping back ping back
bear bear bear
ping ping ping ping
you guys should just run to it
run to it run to it
sure, spend your gold
you could have just gotten the bear
and then reset
but it's the moment
moment there's like a 30 second timer you should just run to the Baron first get the
Baron and then spend your gold. Does that make sense?
Can you repeat what you said? If they're dead, there's gold baron. There was four people
dead. Now there's one more extra person alive so they can come and try to stop the Baron,
correct? Yes, yes, yes. It's a lot better just to do the Baron. There's no point in
reset because it's free. If you reset, you spend your gold as well. You spend a lot more
gold. Okay, what should you do here now? You could either group or pressure inside. Yeah,
you could watch out the whole team by the way. But your survival is not there and your
brand is behind you guys. So now it's a 3v4 right now because Kindred is bot. Okay, that's
You can eat, move on you. He's tanky, he's tanky, you can't kill him.
You're very chump, he needs to run. Okay, you're very low.
Your teammates want to stay. You could possibly stay and try to life steal.
You could life steal. Try to hit the minions if you could, or the jungle.
The jungle, you can also hit them. You can eat too, you can ER, they're close.
Slicing. Yep. Slicing. That's it. Slicing.
So you now get back to full HP. You also have Ocean Dragon, which heals you over time.
So do you see what the bearing does to the minions, correct?
Okay. Alright. Alright. I like that.
You could have flashed to youth, but it's still fine. You still killed her. Good.
You could stay. You still look for something. Don't just fully back.
Look for more opportunity. That was an ambitious flash. E.
that's my fucking boy
you first eat it
very good
he gotta turn this game
yes
Yes!
Do you have any questions?
No, it's just so easy to play this game and you're in my ear, it's so easy.
Like I feel like I'm missing the macro instead of the micro in this position bro.
It's it's more like no the thing is for you the thing is like to get better at the game
You need to understand like matchups. Okay
Once you understand matchups you play around that matchup every matchup is different. Yeah, okay
Like the moment I told you okay her cues down. That's your timer
Okay, yeah, you have to bait these abilities to go back in you know if they don't let you yeah
Go again go
Watch my finger video, please
brother
Well, I advise you no no no actually if you really want to learn look up zoo kill and watch the way he lanes
I did I did it. I saw a zoo kill and I would you watch the montage like I think I saw you watch the montage of his
You don't learn from montage montage is something like oh shit
DZ UK I L L
You should hide your select as well. They're probably gonna snipe you
not the zoo killed the zoo killed the zoo oh DZ yes yes let's see if they you
should have your champion Ben fast Ben no fast and over Yoni
there oh there oh huh this the arrow above your room page
No, not that arrow the one above. Yep that one. No, I'll bring you on me
So that's how you get back your champions. I didn't know that I didn't fucking yeah
Yeah, it's like it's like that's kind of a very small
Clicking he's overstimulating
Okay, right now I want you just all tap and don't don't trade. Okay, this is fun
This is wait fast forward. I'll be so cleaning. They're so leaning
You kill a young a mid
Okay
That's fine, yeah, you can watch this let's see what champion plays against okay, just pay attention to his trade patterns, okay
Learn how he trades everything is all patterns. How's his client translusions?
He's playing in Korea by the way like he's playing against like the top top players like he's playing against people like faker and his rivals. Oh
My god, I should miss Korea. Well, I miss it. Okay. I might go again low key
Did you get did you get challenged for you? But I got ranked 93
She was so fucking hard
But they're the best of the best yeah
Okay, you guys the fox girl again, you remember how she plays the one that charms you yeah, I hate her
This one's a little bit hard for you by the way
She always fucks me my ass. I think she I think she's a hard match for you
Because the moment you in she has her charm she basically cuts you if you all in
She pretty much pokes you so the way you've been Ari is you bait out her charm and Dodger Q
Okay, her charm is her E and the one that it basically
Stops you it stops what you're doing and it pulls you towards her
Okay, that was our charms like a pink thing
Oh
Wait click click click your tab I want you to go D-Shield. I want it. I want you to learn how to play D-Shield
What are you all five too late too late too late too late too late fuck this would have been a good D-Shield game too
Who this one might be hard and their comp is OP what the fuck
What do you mean?
They got a... their comp is so good.
Actually?
Yeah, their comp is literally insane by the way.
So there's comps in this game, like it's in Valorant.
Oh my, there's no fucking way you just compared comps to Valorant in League.
Where do you think comp came from?
The comps in League are just way more expressive than Valos, not even close.
Okay, I understand. Okay, listen, listen, listen. Her Q is the one that throws the ball and it goes back. That does true damage, okay?
Yeah, I don't...
The one that goes back, it's true damage, okay?
Yeah, it's true damage. It does way more than the first one.
So, what I want you to do, always try to get your Q3, okay?
But last hit, if needed.
But always try to get your Q3.
Okay.
Yeah.
Q3 and when your Q3 is up, look for EQ.
Okay, I never use s by the minute you were to stop moving I always use s because I play Draven
But it's probably not needed for you. He's a bigger pit. Yeah, but you're too far up against the range
She's probably gonna start w which is the ball thing around her fire things on her
Last without the Q last
Last year I want you to last it. I want you to waste of you in your side. Okay now our W is done timer. Nope bad
Why?
You should use a q3 on her because her timer that was your timer her ability was down so you use your ability on her
It's like yeah, so if she uses her W again, and you have your q3 look it on her her W's up
I get this when you know if they're on no no no no no if you had these two then you could you could take you could take the W
But then you're telling you say you say that W does a lot of damage you're happy speed up
Not happy people does a lot of damage
don't do the laws work okay there's all my e i want my e bro
yes so let's see what's her second ability is she gets you get some q or
a e you can eq her see what she gets
that was good okay i mean you stood still in place i'm just like wondering
why she's not throwing her ability but she took her q so she doesn't have her
charms you can go for an all in try to q3 outside of the way
yeah too late a q3 that's it
You have your Q3 as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cannon?
Aw, fuck it, man.
And I missed my cannon.
Kiss.
And meek.
Okay, so now you just lose a trade because she knows you're going to die.
Knows how she's trading when you're going to die.
So she knows my abilities and I don't know her.
No, you do.
Flash, flash, flash, flash, flash!
I was waiting for it to get perfect time.
You should flash before they do damage.
Always remember that.
before they do damage so you can stay in lane without him doing HP okay you can
say you can say say say say say say say she's low as well she's very low let me
just kill potential okay very good on using your W on farming okay stay away
she can throw her E and Q she can one shot you she has a knight plus half she has a knight yes
she W one shot if she lands her E on you you're dead stand behind the minions but
away from her Q range her Q range is big like from right now she'll all three of
your back minions okay just stand just right behind it you could look for a
risky trade by each you and your fast and then you back that's it very good
perfect perfect perfect you see what you did yeah he shouldn't have gotten by the
queue but freeze freeze freeze freeze WW so now you're taking the minions but
you're also you're not gonna do them so you're freezing so you're forcing her
come up to you okay so now your q3 is back up soon okay what I want you to do is I want you to get
your eq w ignite w oof almost almost almost she she probably could have killed you though to be
honest that was very bossy I think she could have killed you you can shut the way shut the way she's
recent she's scared so you guys are both low yeah but the damage on this on you yeah but I think it's
a lot better for you. Well, not really, you don't have your ultimate, but you can hit
her before she hits you. She's very slow. Like, based on how these interests have been
going, she's been very slow. Returns down. It's your time. You can go EQ, but stay open
to target. You have to Q the wave. Q the wave, Q the wave, Q the wave. Fast, fast, fast.
Other enemies coming. Okay. Loki, stay out of vision. See what she does? Stay out of vision.
She shoves this let's see
Hug the right side of the wall hug the right side of the wall and look for a key
See she's coming closer
Her ease up get ready that's a dodge it
That's a bit too risky that's my bad, that's coaching my bad. I gotta make you do that
That's my bad. I should know it's good. You know what I learned off of that
Well, to be honest, I learned that I could hog this now and do that play now.
I've been in my listen on that.
If you were good, you could go for a play like that, but I shouldn't be telling you
to do stuff like that because it's a lot more, it's very flip.
It's a flip play that I shouldn't be telling you to do, which is my bad.
It's very flip.
Like you're just only doing it based on your mechanics.
But to be honest, he's shit.
It's okay.
You're not in a bad spot though.
You can still kill her.
Okay, you can still use your Q3 to trade with her.
She's level 6 though, so be careful. She's level 6, you can't.
Yeah, you're level 6 first.
Shove the wave.
You know, this wave is very bad for you.
Because it's too big.
The wave is too big, so it's never going to be on your side.
So she's not going to walk up too far.
Going for the QQ trade.
See how she's charming? You're the more you QQ now, she's learning to match up.
You're under the turret.
Remember, you can get out of the turret range by walking out, by clicking out.
out so your E is still up if you still want to fight your work is pain dragon
what should you do I don't blame my brother while the wave is so it's so
big you could he's not on it yet but just like get ready if he does do it
okay this is not bad this is good look do you see the minions don't hit it don't
Go at it, go back.
Pull all the way back.
I want you to freeze.
Show me the freeze.
You're doing this fighting in the river,
but you can't rotate.
That's not a fault.
That's fine.
This is good.
Okay.
Pop your pot.
I see you, bro.
I see it.
Okay, I want you to fight with the Q3.
You can fight, you can ER, ER, ER.
I see you, bro.
Young Knight?
I see you, bro.
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm glad.
I mean if you learn ultimate I think you guys are there but to be honest it was still risky
The fact that she was walking towards you
It's like you had to go right in there because you can't react to it because she's clicking towards you
It's a lot easier to land if they're clicking towards you
No way I missed it I said with the last and last it right now you need to last it. Why do you want to last it?
Yeah, you see how she's walking up away from her turret?
We're a long way from here.
That gives you space to look for something, but her E is up, so be careful.
Yeah.
So you could try to walk up in turret and then bait it.
Her ult's down!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
She has so much on her chest.
Okay, wait it out.
You just baited her ult to me.
That was good!
Back out, back out, back out, back out!
Don't even walk up.
That's fine.
She's, you scared her.
You baited her ultimate.
Now her ultimate's down.
Exactly what I wanted.
That's very good.
She panicked.
Hey, what I want you to do is fast shell this next wave.
Okay, get close to the turret and hit the minions.
Just keep hitting and Q him.
She's reset.
Keep hitting it.
Q everything.
Keep hitting it.
Auto-attack the one that's not out here.
Nice.
Other way around.
You want to auto-attack the ones?
You can fight.
Hey
That's it you can fight you can fight
Okay, that's fine. That's fine. I don't have to fight here, but I'm gonna be honest
I fuck that go back. Go back all the way back all the way back all the way back all the way back
She can stop your base. Listen one last
You want to flash there cuz I can get an extra. Yes, isn't it a flash auto like don't doesn't something reset
You can say see get away. Get away. Get away. Get away
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Crap she can watch out you.
Or E can watch out you now.
Hit the wave and that's it, try to be away from those abilities.
E W.
Should I crash her with my ult?
So I can reset?
No, look for short player guys.
Short wait, that's it, it's fine.
Oh, killer!
That's it, that's good, okay, all right!
Okay, I mean that's really really risky,
but she would've killed it if she landed her abilities.
She's just kinda flipping the play.
You're resetting while she knows you're there.
You could wait for your jungler.
Ping your jungler to come gank this.
You can stay, she's chun.
no no stay stay stay stay stay stay get away stay away from her though see now
you're bathing pink pink pink pink all blood pressure yep now you're done with
us walk in why you speak yeah yeah hey yeah just as I'm talking to you
she has a two charges on an ultimate
okay run run run run run you can't fight this you cannot fight this Q out Q out
2-3 out. Ooh, that was smooth by the heck. See, that play would have been fine, but you
don't want to misplay it, but then you overstep. So the moment you saw the heck from there,
you shouldn't have fought.
That's Jinxing without Dante's by the way. That was very good by the way.
Okay, what's that?
What does she have?
She has that item, that item basically gives her mana every time she levels up, okay?
It was sort of 20% of her mana.
So that means she's basically not going to run out of mana ever, okay?
Short trading doesn't really make you lose mana, but look at your ability. Look at look at China look acceptor the orange one
What does that say?
It's it's like steel okay, so every time you lose a trade you can always just like still back
It's one of the component okay. She's missed on the map. She's probably running bot pick the turret
Return right you keep hitting she's not here
So now is the time where you wouldn't eat you just keep hitting yeah, that was it's shoving
Q all the means. Very good, Muda. Very good.
Don't be scared. Why are you so scared?
Hey.
You're in, sir. Okay, that's fine. Sheldon! Sheldon! Back out! Back out!
It's Sheldon! Ult her! Ult her! Ult her! Ult her! Ult her!
Ignite! Ignite! You run her down. Pop your pot. Run her down, Muda.
Get her out! Bad! Bad!
You see how that dumbass bitchy she ulted you she has just three charge at ultimate
It's one dash second dash and three dash. She makes use all her dashes just to chase you
But you see she doesn't realize that you can still kill her
Yeah, here here's where you could actually reset because why
You said fucking I don't know you said
What did I say, uh, I said, uh, uh, uh, I don't know what I said.
Hey, see, you said pacing.
Yeah, pacing.
If I thought of that, I said pacing.
I remember.
I don't, I'm not in my, in my 12 years of playing league, I've never heard somebody
say pacing.
This guy thought it would do in a fucking pacer test.
Oh, my God.
Bless you.
Okay.
So right here.
Right here.
Beat her again towards you.
Okay.
No.
I just want to take it.
Oh, I got.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Why is this it's still fine? Look, you said 40 feet boom do it again
4047 you say you're healing every time you use your ability you can do you can heal even from auto attacks, but auto attack it
25
It healed based on how much damage you do so your billy do more damage so you're gonna heal more off your day off your abilities
But what the fuck are these mechanics?
Runs runs runs
My dad, I'm alive, I'm alive!
I'm alive!
You gotta don't beat the minions, you gotta don't beat the minions!
This time...
Oh!
Wow!
Your turret has been destroyed.
Enemy killing screen.
I've been losing this game badly.
I mean, yeah?
What?
You can win this. If you just like, please, your hands. I can't control your fucking hands.
Like, what the fuck was that E? You eat into a charm.
I know, I saw that. I just, I just shot fucking retards.
See, I can't teach that. That's just mechanics.
Like, you know what her ability does, but you're just misplaying it.
But it's okay.
It's not okay. That was awful.
the time you're off the map the more time you lose golden XP which means you
have less chance of caring you just saw him take dragon they can come from
behind you they can come from behind you okay you see hector on bottom yes look
over look over see what's happening is he coming towards you take a little run
actually from behind you I don't know what she is yeah but there's no point
wasting it there's no point wasting it you lose time okay there you go that's a
That's a good E by the way.
That was a good E to just ward that, okay?
Okay, get the red buff.
Look, look, look.
You see the red dot?
It's a red dot.
That's a red buff.
It basically does damage and it burns them.
I think it gives you more.
You see the circle?
It's pulling the circle on the tip.
Right there.
You know how to do a fucking marathon.
You see the tip?
You see the triple radius?
I've never grabbed that.
You fucking dickhead.
I didn't know.
Okay, but it's not fucking rocket science.
Understand the circle.
You can see the circle. I don't mind you yell at me. I fucking up good my young accident
lunchie
Six eleven sixteen. I know I know I know I know I was 16 repeat after me stop
No, no, six eleven six. How do you keep lovely up your I did I use you fucking piss?
No, no, this is something I like six eleven sixteen
Six eleven sixteen six eleven sixteen
We lost this game didn't we bro.
No, I don't know.
No I'm fine. You can win this. I swear you can win this.
First time.
Say no Kenwin, I'm sure of it. Say no I can't win this. I'm sure of it.
This guy is wide enough to swallow me.
Voila, you're not smacking. 87 CS at 15 minutes.
You're not thinking about her. QQ run away.
Good buff.
What is that? What are they doing?
Run. Run, run, run, run.
That's a lucky.
That's okay.
See?
Here's the thing, Muro.
It doesn't matter, right?
Your rank does not matter because if you learn, you gain more from that.
What do you learn from that game?
Nothing.
Do you have a disability?
Like I'm going to be honest, I learned nothing that game.
You learned nothing about trade patterns against the RV after just trading with her the whole
time.
Like if she has three dashes, you didn't feel like your ultimate when she ulted you?
I'm stronger in long trades but worse in shorter trades.
Very good.
There you go.
You learned something, man.
And her E ability, her stun ability, I can bait it out with my, with my ship.
There you go! So you didn't learn something! There you go! That's what matters! It doesn't...
I would never accept a one-second Q-pop.
Why?
Especially on-screen. They're gonna ghost the shit out of you.
Fuck me, man.
What is this Jynxie saves me?
What is this?
It's just the game you want.
No, you got to actually say the same thing.
Bro, so Dauntis got a thousand subs in one day, really?
Can I get a thousand subs today?
Check.
Can someone give me a thousand subs please?
Should I swap my order with the top?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I
Get lost pick remember two to one I
Know but I just first picked hop is always last no
Top is always last but fuck him. I can't move that
Checking I get a thousand subs bro
But they gotta do better than that you can't just ask us on Twitter
I'm not! I'm on the way!
That excited me but the arms are probably g- they gave me one sub. But these sub works?
I ain't got damn.
Bro what the fuck is that shitty ass tier one sub bro? You're a wannabe sub tier one
bro. Reef on that shit and fucking bro cast bitch. Can somebody give the like a five subs
like a real man?
What the fuck is this shit?
Yeah, let's check out the prime sub bro. Let me brogum this pic.
oh my god man what's your dream car hanzo
uuuuuuuh
MG GT
you're a Mercedes boy huh
oh yeah
GT63
you don't like this?
nah
you don't think an M3 clears a GT63 bro?
I don't know
are you retarded?
I don't know
I'm not a car guy but
I just think
The GTC straight look way better.
What?
What law does?
Bro, you don't have to call it sexy.
Oh, every single A-Rab has a fucking BMW.
No, no, no. Every A-Rab.
You have a team that you haven't.
No, no, no, no.
Every A-Rab has a fence.
I thought that every A-Rab has a has a old BMW.
Not all the A-Rabs have a G80, bro.
No.
The ones over here, the one in Brooklyn, and the Bronx, they all got M3s and 4s.
Really?
Yeah.
And all the smoke shots they got out here.
Alright, they're talking to me.
Close it, close it.
Close it, close it, close it.
Okay, you're against Echo.
You remember what that champion fought?
That's not gonna be the hard counter, bro.
Brother, he's a time guy, the time guy.
He's not a hard counter.
Oh, look at all that stuff.
Hard yes, this is hard. Yeah, this is hard. So what does echo dude?
You know what he does? Yes
So he has that backtrack passive ability that he did you TP back to whatever he wants to for that's ultimate
That's ultimate. It's like a big so you see is when he's ultimate when he upgrades ultimate
You'll see where he's gonna teleport good echoes. They don't upgrade it until they're about to die
So you don't see there are there their clone that is ultimate
But just for now, his Q, if you're probably going to get it, it throws a time, that's his Q right there.
It slowly goes forward and then it comes back.
You see how there's two circles around the minions?
Mura.
Yeah, sorry, what's up?
There's two circles on the minions.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, one circle around you, okay?
So on the third, when he has two circles, the next time he pops, the next time he hits you, with anything, it pops it.
At third at the third one it pops
okay
So the queue it procs it procs twice one forward one back
And if you if you press E it's like a dash that like teleports to you pretty much
It's like a dash that instantly auto attacks you just imagine like an instant auto attack a dash
If you need him, please just kill it down
way too big though
That's his E, you see that was his E.
Yeah, it's not that.
Okay, and that, if he's in auto attack range, it'll just like, it's like a, it's like a,
it's like a, how do I explain this, like the Q range, just think about it like that.
So you see how far your Q goes?
Yeah.
If he's that close to you, that's where he's gonna teleport on top of you.
He's gonna prop his, his third prop.
W him?
I think he can just W him.
Very good.
It's just small trades, right?
Yeah.
Pop your pies.
That's his W, get away from the circle.
Oh, you fight fight fight fight
You won the trade so he just used all of his abilities on the minions like I did it like a dickhead yeah
Okay, all in on go ignite you can keep to him
What had you wrong with that?
I think you fucked up your flash, brother. You flashed nothing.
Hey, shut the way. Is it FTP? What's up? Is it FTP?
There's a knight. Okay, so that means you can't teleport or lane.
Keep hitting the minion. They all two? Are you good?
Now get all five. All five. All five. From the top. There you go.
Get away from the turret. Q all three.
There you go. Now back out. Back out. Back out. You can't get him. You can't. It's two.
Remember, crystals form over time.
Okay?
So usually all when it's like three minutes, it's not you can't get out for one part. Okay, hopefully gonna stop your base
So usually the higher elo you go get a pot get one pot
One plus five always go at least go one pot or
Okay, so you see that when you see him throw a baseball bat
What is W? It's like you throw, it swings something, it's like a ball.
And you can see it channeling. You want to stay away from that circle.
Okay?
We're a long way from this circle.
If you're in that circle, I think it stuns you for like three seconds.
That's one of the most telegraphed ability in the game.
You see that?
You see how he's about to throw it?
Good echoes, they'll throw it baseball bat out of vision.
So then you can't see his clone doing it.
So Q's down.
This ain't the West, the whole one's down.
You're Q down now, you can look for a trade, right?
See, he E back, that's it. He's playing it good.
Remember, last hit, last hit, you want a last hit.
I wish I wanted my Q3, and I might have...
Yeah, but you auto him for no reason, right?
Yeah, that's your...
It's W, that's W.
Stay up in that circle.
You see?
If you go in that circle with him, it's gonna stun you.
And then you're gonna get a big, big shield.
That's it
You just use ignite on the heck from it. So here is an interesting game right now
So because he's not walking up you can look for a room either bot or mid but now it's just too late
So he's freezing but let him freeze
You could keep you can keep fighting there. They're right
You see I froze the way you didn't freeze it
But it's gonna slow push down to you if you don't hit anything this this was slow push into now
It's gonna push into it
If he is Q in the wave let him Q the wave then you know this last hit Q
Ok let it let it he you can eat Q R
Why didn't that's it there you go there you go there you go
Yeah that's my boy ok what did he do wrong there though you did something wrong
Oh God!
You try you try you try
Thank God for the people and your good faith
Run run, to the right, to the right, to the right, to the right.
That's why.
The wave is in a bad spot, but that's okay.
Bing your wave, bing your wave, bing your wave.
Bing push.
So ult, right now, B.
So I need to try to ping.
Ult, ult, left.
You see, you see how the house was pushed on the top right?
You look at the guards.
Which one, let me see.
So hold on the map.
Okay, walk to the map.
I don't know, on your screen, on your screen.
Not on the map.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Like, on top of your character, on top of your character.
You see how it says ping? Now hover over all of them, but don't let it go. Retreat, push. Yeah, you see? That's push. If you want to push the wave, you need to ping it.
Blue only pings them. So if you ping on top, ping the Echo real quick. All left ping. No, just don't hold it. Just click it.
See how I just did a red marker? It shows a red marker. You just give him a red mark saying you want to fight.
Heckel's there now, you see? You're alerting them that you want to fight. It's very, very important.
Heckel, you see him pinging? The Heckel's pinging.
Look at the Hecarim!
I am.
No, you're not!
I wasn't right, I'm sorry.
He said, on the way, on the way, and you're fucking in the minions. Well, pay attention.
He- He- Crash away, crash away.
Heckel's bot lane, so you- so you need to crash this.
He's got a roll mark because you're freezing
Hey, this is good. Okay my back out
So here's what I'll say you back out. No, no, this is just to go in the river
shouldn't face up like this because they just fall on the river
So you see how all four of them sit the dragon?
They could all been there
So you have that opportunity to reset and spend your gold. You didn't need to stay
That's still gold that you could be spent that that leaves you cross a big leaf right
There's no point staying because it's not on the map correct
You can look for a flip play and keep hitting the turn it or you get something guaranteed
It's sense in Q3
Yes ultimate
You see his clone he six
Remember it's ultimate right. Oh my god. I wish I just landed my alt there bro
If I let him out there I would have won, no?
Yes, yes, but it's the, it's like your ultimate is telegraph,
his ultimate is telegraph.
If he just reacts to your ultimate,
what's his arc, you're just dead.
You can EQ, but he has ultimate, same as Matt's clone.
Same as the clone.
That shit does a lot of damage.
That's all?
Yeah, his ult, yeah, because it's so telegraph.
They made it do a lot of damage, by the way.
You see how it goes in circles? It follows his pathing in the last four seconds.
If he ults, what happens? I don't get it. He just TP's through it, right?
You can't kill him for a whole point five seconds, I think, and he heals back most of the damage that he just did to him in the last four seconds.
So he's a time traveler. Everything that happened in the last four seconds, it's like a rewind.
Replay, rewind. He teleports.
And that is, it calls like a big explosion.
I
Can't believe never watch arcane. Oh, you should watch arcane for me one of them. That's that's
Okay, what you doing here
Yeah, okay, but like what up
situation so I have to TP back
Yes, well, you don't have TP you want to get the wave and then reset, right?
What about the same first you can't freeze now you're wasting time you can freeze why you want to spend your gold
He's not gonna let you he's gonna push the wave
The wave is here now, now you can reset.
The timing of resetting is when there's no minions, right?
So you can shut the wave and then reset.
That's what you could do.
He uses E, but his Q is up and his ult is on.
Get the wave and reset.
So the auto attack feature, uh...
Law work buddy, you could have just went back.
Now you can't run back,
it's just too busy going to the fucking settings.
What?
Get the wave again.
Get the wave.
Here, use W, careful.
Okay, get over that circle.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, you can still fight.
Eee!
Yep, he's going, he's just going to find you.
That circle, okay.
So now, the ultimate is dead.
You can fight, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Okay, it's fine, he flies away, okay.
So he has no flash and he has no ultimate.
So you see how he just went back,
his clone yes yes I saw that I saw that that was an ultimate you saw that big
explosion yeah yeah yeah I was ultimate you stay away from that but if that was
down and still chasing you the heckle was behind him you could have fought it
if you still fight it yep yep this is good okay nothing I need to stop
focusing on your retarded but that's okay everybody's retarded with
powers okay you out okay do not hold if your ease about to be down you saw your
e-time about to go down right can I believe this no no no say say say
you're both happy to be but he has no ultimate slamming you can kill him look
at it look under his under his HP does he have mana you see he's about to run out
of many just do his q save him from the mood up
Good! Kill him! Nice K-Binders!
Okay, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead.
Go to the turret, go to the turret, go to the turret.
OOOH!
A-LA-HWAH-BAR!
YOU TALERAST!
Okay, it's okay, it's okay, you try it, but you should-
You know what you can do as well?
Huh.
So,
Kane, he goes inside you, pause.
He goes inside you, pause,
and he basically stays in there until whenever he wants to come out.
Oh, he's gonna rape me until he wants to, until he doesn't want to.
Pretty much, he's the ditty of the scene, yeah.
He goes inside of you like an assassin and just slices the shit out of you, okay?
So what you do, you go towards your turret.
So the moment he comes out, the turret hits him.
Spirit.
Does that make sense?
Yes, yes, yes.
So you drag him towards a position, drag him towards a position you don't want, he doesn't
want to be in.
Yes, I like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
So what you could have done is you could have eaten toward the turret as well.
I think you can stay in there for like 5 seconds, I can't remember the exact time of play.
You can stay in there for like, I think like 3 seconds, 5 seconds, I can't remember exactly.
The minions are all here, right?
I want you to last it.
You need to think when you're playing, think.
Okay, he's queuing away brainlessly.
That means he wants to just shove, shove and not interact with you.
But don't allow him to do that without punishing him, right?
Something's gonna, yep, there you go!
The W's going out!
He just ulted, and he just W'd. Okay, so you just won that trade and tank this ultimate. That was, that's, that's, that's insane.
You kill him, you kill him.
M.R.!
Kill him!
I mean, not bad. Not bad. Okay?
It wasn't bad, but shit, that was shit with the dog shit, bro.
Like why don't you just flash auto and you kill him there?
Huh?
Why don't you flash auto and kill him there instead of just like trying to Q?
If you flash auto, he's dead without being in turn range.
You flash auto and then walk away.
It's fine, stay for your board.
So remember, this is your huge spike.
You're beating it even without your big spike.
Okay, you start walking out.
You remember I told you the E trick, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can E out of the base, like you walk out by using your E and then the moment, like
you would press E right here and the moment you add the gold, you go back towards, you
start walking towards your base and you E back to that clone.
They go!
There you go!
What's he doing here now?
What's happening?
Okay, it's three people, but you're fed.
You have your board.
I think you kill him.
Wait, wait, wait, wait for me.
Wait for me.
I'm not saying I love the ADC.
The ADC.
You know what I mean?
I'm not saying I love the ADC.
ADC, ADC, you killed him!
They're studying died. What?
What is that? You took support?
Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
Jesus Christ! Jesus!
Bro, aim!
Good! Fuck!
I know, I know, I know, I didn't kill him. I guess that's not mashing me.
Stop! Bro, aim! How the fuck do you play games?
Bro, you...
Good job.
But you see how strong you are with that item?
Yeah.
Understand your strengths.
That you miss a lot of opportunities when you don't go for things.
Like people, even when they're 0 and 3, they can still keep people, they can still kill
people when they're like, the enemy team is like 3 and 0.
Why?
Because certain champs have different identities.
Your champ spikes at board, which is that item that you just got.
It spikes really, really hard.
You do a lot of damage with it.
you're mid lane so you're also getting a lot more levels than the bot lane. Why? Because
bot lane shares XP with each other. Like hold time for a second. They're level 8 and you're
level 12. Yeah, they're very weak compared to you. Don't take the turret. Yay! Get the
turret I was saying that to you but don't don't ever think I say that to you I know I know
you talk about now no no no no no stay missing yeah you can get mid lane turret this is very
good if you take mid lane turret it's very very OP if you could take it take it look
I go bot lane so there's no point in going you can't make it to bot lane he got the
You didn't get the roam off, but that's okay. He's losing minions mid and you're gaining minions and you're getting his turret.
No, no take the wave.
Listen, your wave will always be equal to their wave.
What the fuck are you saying retard?
Your wave is the same state as their wave.
Okay, no, you get the turret, you get more blades.
Well, I don't know where they are now, bro.
They just saw him by look at the fucking man. Where the other one's where's this jungler?
He was just top get this last play and then go back
Okay, so it appears okay, so there's AC's mid their top lane's top their mid your mid your mid laner
Oh, you kill him kill him kill him
They're going behind you. You're gonna jump on you
See that was greedy I did not take a look at that. I know it's just like I don't know
No, it screamed, come fuck me. She screamed, come fuck me, Muda. Come fuck me.
But understand, your city, how much gold you're sitting on?
Three thousand.
Three thousand. So why are you fighting?
I don't know.
My chest-
What did I tell you before?
Thousands. Instead of thousands, I was three thousand.
Exactly. Some fucking house.
But like, he's a thing. You know you're gonna kill him.
No way.
Ow.
Oh, you're so much more ahead of them than them.
No, I know, but she like, she like.
Press that, press that, press that.
I'm gonna get that with my blue.
She has, she's level 10, you're up three levels,
and you have a full item.
I'm gonna go Baron now.
Baron's not up till 20 minutes, that's her.
So do I not go top lane anymore?
No, your top lane still wants to go top,
so you would wanna switch with bot lane.
My line has been swaying.
Okay, okay, no way.
I'm shizzed shizzed.
Look at the red buff, look at the red buff.
You see that circle on the red buff?
Got it.
See how I just walked back past that circle?
I don't even know if you've got it, yeah.
Yeah, so if you're in that radius,
so you can be at that radius just right at the tip.
So nice!
Okay, so where should we go right now?
Bottom.
Good, all right.
Look, this guy's coming up here now,
and this guy's, oh, that's my jungler, but she's mid.
The ADC should be going mid lane here.
Yeah.
You should be going bot, because you're so much more ahead.
That's not the ADC, that's the support.
For sad?
Oh.
You see how she's at the bottom of the list?
Nice. Okay, shove the wave. You're a lot stronger than your jinx, and you want to get the turret.
The moment you're bot lane lost turret, or whether the turret is gone, like no matter what, the ADC is going back to mid.
And they swap. Unless, unless, you're playing a control mage, which you don't play.
You understand?
I just parked up here, but you're staying bro, while I'm gonna fight you now.
Motherfucker, you weren't even fighting anything!
Holy shit, I'm strong right now.
Should I have Dolphin died this time?
You could, but he has Ultima, remember, he's gonna...
If you are, if you are, if you are!
Dude, I'm a little... I'm a little fucking punchy, bro.
You're slow!
Wake up!
EQR outside of the turret. Yep. That's it. E out. There you go. Don't E in front of the turret. You can get your Q3 off these three minions. Q3, Q3, Q3. Okay, now you can Q and R.
There you go!
The E! Oh my god, that was so beautiful. That was good.
That was a 10 out of 10, bro.
Well, light, that was not a 10 out of 10. Say why?
Why?
Because you didn't press E the moment you saw the blade cut at the top of his head.
Which costed me a lot of money.
No, because that allows him to press O and he can just basically
heal back from his ultimate.
Does that make sense?
If you press E, that means he can't react to that.
Okay?
Press E the moment you see the cut on the top.
So right now, I'm just gonna farm this.
The guy here is a fight going on here.
Here we go!
Yup, yup, free gold!
I'm gonna go to the gate. No, no, no. No, no, no.
120. Boom. You basically just got half a kill.
Are you getting the waves?
Echo, just spawn.
Yeah, I'm showing it, but I'm not showing it to you.
Seraphine.
Oh, that's Seraphine.
Okay, wait. You can 1v2. You can 1v2.
You can even. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You can Q3 on the Krugs.
Hit the Krugs. Hit the Krugs.
Hit that.
Get you Q3.
Kill him. Kill him.
She's dead. She's dead.
Very good. Get you. Hit the...
That's one boy!
Yes!
There you go.
Good.
This is why we League!
Keep it internal.
Okay.
Okay, listen.
Kane can be above you.
Yeah.
Julli can be above you.
Okay.
But you're a lot stronger.
You can kill him.
You kill him.
Eat.
Fight him.
Don't target!
Why are you hitting him?
Why just switch to targets?
I didn't mean to, they stacked the role.
They stacked, I went cross-eyed.
They went over each other, they overlapped each other.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, you're clicking like somebody with Tourette's.
Like you're constantly clicking on them.
You don't need to click that many times.
Just click the target and then aim with your Q.
Paces, let it flow.
Let it flow, you're right, you're right.
Should I sell Doran's Blade for this and this?
No, you sell your pot for pickaxe.
Okay, what was this? No, the plate is worth more than 600 gold
It's a 800 gold or 900 gold item. Okay, they just give it to our discount for 500 instead
You're not getting a discount because if you saw your D-blade, you're not get your only your only one down around
It's five and four. So they give you a discount for 500. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Okay, what should we do here now?
Wrong retard
Top lane. You can go mid or top. They're fighting mid. You can also fight. You can fight. Go.
Fight him. Go. E. Oh, oh. Bar.
Bomba claw. Me bomba claw. Me bomba claw.
But I think you gotta stop playing, but you make a head of shit. Go top. Go top.
You're embarrassing me. Go go top. Go top. Go top. Stop taking his wave, bro. Go top. What are you doing?
You fucked up. That's it. This is a walk of shame right here.
This is the walk of shame.
What do we do with this guy?
We need to fight him.
Well that's four people.
You still killed him, right?
Yeah.
That's true.
Listen, the reason why I wanted you to go top in there,
I want to teach you right macro, not just brain that go and go in.
Like, yes, you can kill all four of them there, by the way.
You know you can kill all four there, if you're mechanically good.
If I was mechanically good enough, I would have killed all four there.
Well, why do you kill all four?
Yes, because of how strong you are.
Like, press F.
You're level 15. Then level 12, 12, 12.
The only one that can kill you really is their cane.
But if you kill all three, if you land your ultimate on two of them, you guarantee you kill the cane.
Should I sell my D-Way now for this?
Uh, I'll left click, I'll left click the, the, the, IE.
176, this shit is, uh...
There you go, it's 180, so you sell it.
Yup.
You sure?
Yeah. Open your shop, right click it.
Right click the yep open your shop and right click boom, you know so you can instantly sell it if you right click
When your shop's open?
So I should go top here instead of bottom
Why is bear?
Well bearing is up at the same time bears a lot harder to get it okay, but because dragon is easier
You'd also want to play for dragon now, so what I know I'm
Like so right now it'd be a lot better to go play for dragon because dragons is way more OP
Alright, and usually in lower ELO's people don't play with dragons.
But staying here is also fun.
This is not bad, but it's not optimal.
That makes sense.
So you always want to stack your dragons.
That's a question mark you made.
Yeah, you got...
I kind of made...
That's coached it though.
That's not your fault.
It's okay.
It's okay, you're not losing too much.
He's getting a third.
And first up...
We're a long way from the cities of ELO.
They have to...
Okay, this is actually pretty bad.
Because they're gonna get their third dragon.
So on the fourth dragon they get the soul.
So that's okay because you're gonna be strong with the with the with your goal
Oh my god, this is a horrible idea from the coach
Yes, I should have told you go bot. It's dragging. I told you I mean I did but I told you late
So that's not bad. No, no keep pushing keep pushing keep pushing. They're all they're all they're so keep getting gold right?
Because what are you getting once you reset now?
Exactly your teammates all dying is not your fault. Well, it is your fault, but not really your fault. They should just give it up
so now they're both coming yeah so three people are reset and that's the echo and
therapy all that okay so now it's enough okay panther was all of it eat the fight
eat and fight fight fight fight fight fight fight keep on
you could've killed them bro that was very bad
also more auto attack but you're really really strong but you're mechanically
playing it wrong but that's okay that's okay you have a lot of gold you're still
strong you're still gonna win this though
first time we're up okay so what do you identify here who is a dirt on the
enemy team. Very good. Okay, so who should be targeting them in these fights? Yes, but
you want to target more than 80 C, because you squish here. Okay, get him out the fight
and then try to focus the cane after or in surfing. Now you want to stay top lane here.
Now your gantry stay top lane. Why? There's no objective bot lane because Baron you're
on the baron side got it because you
fight him you ping danger see basically
telling him not to fight it but you're
cute we all didn't you three doesn't
let you get the way to the right you
don't want you to run he's running
running I want you to shove these next
two ways and look for look for better
fighting fighting there you are get
R. Draw R. Hit the jungle can. You can hit the jungle can if you're Q3 to be back up.
Okay? Hit them to the plate. Hit them. You can kill them. I'm up.
What? Oh! E! Oh, we're not getting better mechanics. Fuck!
What? Ah, you could have killed them, bro.
All of them?
Yes! I think you missed your Q.
Bro, bro, bro, they're all low. You got a 4-man R!
If the moment you press your Q3, R!
You're giving them time to react.
Your Q3, you knocked them up.
Once they're knocked up, they can't do shit.
You are an instant.
I thought that's what I did. Did I not do that?
No, you didn't. You're too slow.
So the second, in the air, I also don't know.
No, you didn't. You did it. You did it.
You were stunned for four seconds because you were slow on the R
Yes
If you press R you couldn't have been stunned which means you killed them all before before you die
You couldn't you even even after that when you art after you saw that the blade cut on the MF
You remember the the the E cut
Bro again again. I just
It's just I think they don't flow Muda flow like you're strong Muda. You're strong
But your mechanically playing is wrong.
Like everything I told you, you're doing it, but you need to just now this on you.
Remember, you're playing a hard, hard champion.
Like, if that was Jinxed right there, it would be a lot easier.
You can go behind him, yes? Go behind him. Hit the blast cone.
Hit the blast cone.
Too late.
There's something.
Should I ult hold the gaffin?
No, you can just chase him. He's going towards the turret. He came right away from here.
E. E. E. E. No, no, no.
He's on the bush. He's looking away.
He back, he back.
It depends on...
I'm zoned, oh no!
Like, fuck!
That's a double kill right there you saw that right?
You go to dragon so it's all try again
Well
You're killing listen. You're still really strong. But like even when you die
You're still strong because of all the things that you did early game
But the reason why it's so strong cuz like you did everything good early
But now you're messing up with your mechanics if your mechanics are good it will prevail
Very good on the dragon, okay, where should you go now?
There you go, don't always click mid, hello, hello, talk to me, what do you think of me,
what's up mate?
I'm gonna go break this fucking, I'm gonna flash them in anyway, and some of these days
you wanna fight, cause you're really strong, you can 1v2 people right now, this thing can
press that you're still really strong you have four full items nobody's put nobody strong
nobody careful they could be in that bush they could be in so there's only two
showing so came behind you came behind you run back run back run back does case
of 1v2 okay you can fight the game he's looking for you well that bush what I
push he's a buggy stuff you could look for a fight on their team okay back towards me behind
them yep yep yep yep keep on behind him ping ping ping all the old looks like yep
what is it really risky what do you got this show me the chosen one here's one me five
Oh, no, okay, this is do or die. Wait, wait, no, no, don't do this
You
Almost almost okay. Listen. That's not bad. That was good. That was good. That was good
That was good though. Gonna be a sort be a sort in an apartment. I think your luck's installed out
I think you should have waited but you still went for it like the right play would be waiting for your lucks
But the fact that you went for it is still good
No get a pot
Right now you get a pot. It takes a long time to get GA
But just in case you fight again, you'll have that extra boost. GA would take 1.8. So at this point you'll get a pot
Wait, actually yeah, BT is better, have I ever just said that? BT is actually better here.
What's BT?
BT heals you a lot more. Like, you heal a lot. A GA basically saves you. Like, you get a second life on GA.
You want a second life? No, no, same build path. BF Sword builds into G-
Left click, uh-
Oh, so Guardian Angel isn't good?
No, no, no, no. Go towards the red buff first and I'll explain.
What?
Go towards the red buff and I'll explain it.
Where's the red buff on the team? I don't see a red buff.
Man, I'm gonna guide you.
You're a red buff, you know.
See that? You see that thing?
Yeah, I see that.
You always want to grab it if you could.
Usually the HG is grabbing it, but if he doesn't want to grab it, you can go get it.
Okay, ping, ping, ping. Go, go, go, go.
Now what's going on?
Man over, look what's happening.
There you go. You're close.
There he is.
Come on. On the MS.
On the MS.
oh my god you're strong yeet!
you win monego!
oh wait there's a minion in mid push mid push mid push mid push mid push mid push mid
big mid big mid big mid big mid you win you win you win you win you win you win you win
you win yeah yeah yeah yeah okay nice very good okay what do we got to really really work
on the mechanics that's okay kill the whole wave yes keep it in keep it in say end high
and go on the king, go on the king, fight him, fight him, fight him if you can, so don't
let him take the minions, fight him with him, E, don't go E back, go E back, W, do you want
Can you help me get him? Oh my god.
Oh yeah, I can't stand this. Okay, hit, hit, hit, hit.
Fuck. I don't think that's gonna end anymore. You seem to troll me there.
Okay, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.
Nice try. Very nice. Very good, very good, very good.
Okay, you could have, you guys could have ended, but your teammates are retarded.
That's all good. Hit the plane, go beat.
They're playing to stop the base here.
No, no, what, what?
I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want.
No No No No No No No No No No No No No I'm like Guardians
E.T. Baby T.B.T.B.T. What's BT What'sbt?
Type BT. The one, you see 2.1 on the bottom?
Yeah. Now get it pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop.
Bless my heart bless my heart.
So this is the build, can you help it Kyo? Can you help me do build?
And do this bro?
Yes we can build something for you. Yes Yes Yes
Rain out focus. Drag it up in your left side.
Don't remind me please.
Shut up in Pink, Mudo.
Upset yapping. They're right there.
Look you're walking into the mood off
Kill her!
Arh!
Do the bush, do the bush
E, nice, okay
Close, close, close, close, close, close, close, close
Where's the E and go back?
Wait for E, wait for E, wait for E, wait for then the bush, then the bush, then the bush
Look over mooder, look, look, look
I am, I am, I am, I am
Good dodge
Hit the key
Just take it, I'm up old
Echo
Kill the echo chains
Nice keep fighting
Jesus
Good fucking shit you play that really good you play that really good this game six out of ten
a long launch block
6?
like a 10
just keep moving bro please
just hit the turrets
whatever you do
do not hit the seraphine
well you probably could
actually you know
eat also the seraphine if you see her ok
do not hit the minions
e2
killer
the kite that's it
now go
end end 10 seconds
hit the turrets
very good move
You see how that game looks so fucking lost your team is all anything it was like 4 and 18 at one point
But because you were fed you were able to want you you're able to won me nine this game
You understand you are able to single-handle single-handedly carry these games if you were mechanically good
You made you made a bunch of mistakes, but because you make two really good plays you carry the 73k damage motor
That's you, bro
Look how much damage you did. Oh my god 73k. Oh my god. You won B9 this shit 73k. Oh my god. Oh
My god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Good shit. Oh
My god, oh my god. Very good. Very good. Very good. Oh my god
See here's the ah you
I don't explain this
Can you help me build an item page?
Uh
Bro, I'm not alive that shit man newbie
Really why?
That's like if anybody sees that they don't think you shit, but no, we don't we don't do that
Like you build accordingly to the game. That's like it's like it's like what noobs do because they
So instead of guardian angel at the end it's well, I'm gonna forget it
No, just just for now just for now cuz I'm gonna no, no, I don't think you're not gonna use GA
Just just screen shot this build and that's it
Don't go to jail, don't go to jail.
I'm gonna say, all I'm saying is,
I'm gonna forget about whatever the fuck TT is
and buy a gardener, can we just build it top right
so I know what it is for now and then move it later?
You see, I would do that for you,
but you're not a noob, so no, I'm not gonna allow you.
Okay, fine.
That's what noobs do.
They build item sets, that's really what noobs do.
Okay, fine.
Because they have amnesia, do you have amnesia?
No.
Okay, so queue up.
I
Don't page is legit good. I'm just wants to be cool shitty ass coach
To be honest it's good for new players
It's good for new players, but you're my prodigy. You got me. Don't worry
Chaka got a thousand gifted
For this awesome gameplay, y'all for the bottom, you know, what do you think is better me or Jinxie?
You were Jinxie. Yeah, well it depends on how you are outside of my coaching true
But the thing is like it's very incomparable because you're you're playing different roles and
Yes, Dante's in his ear. True. He does have a lot to do. I don't think he's ever played this game without Dante's to be honest
But he should, because the moment Dot is not in his ear, then he's like, you know,
it's gonna be a lot harder for him.
Then again, when you know how mean your ear, you also play like a dickhead.
I do.
Then again, he also plays jungle, which is a lot easier.
Jynxie looks at his keyboard depressibilities, but he's never played any PC games so he gotta
cut up some slack, right?
against Ari again okay yeah easy I know exactly how to cut one to seal oh man
I'm gonna jerk off so bad oh bro bro bro bro bro what top price what top
top rise, top rise, lock in.
Okay, okay.
Should I go D-Shield here?
I guess the Aria.
Oh fuck, I should have told you it's too late.
No, you actually shouldn't ask coach.
Honestly, that's as clear as...
I just, I just made you win three games.
And I saw you literally about a demo without me. Are you sure I can leave hanging right now?
About a shit himself
So what does it say master he locked me what does that mean master we lost
Hello my muddard.
Oh god, I'm on a bony.
What's it was there?
It's the Polygons.
It's my rank up, so let's get it.
What are you ranking up to?
Welcome to Summoner's Rink.
All right!
Oh, there's irons in my game right now.
Like, no, trash, trash, trash ass players, bro.
Irons, irons in my game, pews, bro.
Pawns, mons.
Pawns to me, bro, they're pawns.
Little do they know they're playing
with literally Faker's descendant
and Hamza's descendant right now.
Little do they know.
Little do they know that they're playing
with Hamza and Faker's descendant right now.
You're my prodigy.
Okay, all right, back to the game.
All right, look, that's Ari.
Usually R and start W, okay?
So you bid it out?
Yo, I think he's got much better by the way.
Why?
Her clicks.
I don't know why she's doing that.
What clicks?
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Okay, maybe I'm tweaking.
I don't know why she's not.
She's not, she's not.
Okay.
All right, Q3.
Q3 Q3, your Q's up, he's down, there you go, chase him down, Q's down, Q's down, they
want me to tune back out, there you go, that's it, that's fine, that's fine.
That's fine you retard.
Q, yeah, you can, look at you, night, night, night, Q, you could have flashed all on her
and then it would have, but it's okay, it's okay.
No, the turret would have killed me bro.
Yeah, but I mean like you kind of fucked up there, too, but yeah, thank you
Thank you
What the fuck me bumbleclad yo yo bro. Why are you eating from a mile away?
Why is it cute
Yeah, you're out of this you're out of the range. Oh
Charms back up her charms up her charms up you don't have your fucking W
Hundreds of people I've never seen somebody upgrade the both ability at the same time
No, you do this every time with just E. Even when you're at level 11, you get E.
Last hit, last hit, last hit. I want the wave towards you, last hit.
See, she's not hitting the wave cause she doesn't want the wave towards you, but it's gonna happen, it's bound to happen.
Ooh, I like that. Now imagine this W, and we've been at better trade.
You're a terrorist.
No, no, no, you are bin Laden.
What the fuck?
Last hit.
There you go.
Okay, Q's down now.
She has a charm, remember. That's not last hitting.
That's last hitting. That minion right there is last hitting.
You're hitting a minion that's not being hit.
So now you're basically just like putting it even slower to you.
Last hit.
Not hit. Last hit.
Hold the wave towards you, bro.
I did.
No, you're tanking it.
model land okay now the way it's fucked up she wants to reset what should you do
shut up help your team brother help your team help your team
I don't like this.
Fuck you mean I don't like this.
He's gonna be fighting.
Here you go.
Can't skip it.
There's another Kiyosuke.
I'm so sure.
Your wave is cooked, but you got to kill, right?
Your wave's in the backbox.
Yeah, but you still got to...
kills a kill right so side go oh my god
like I don't know if it's bad ego but I want to get the kill instead of like
getting the assist I don't know why don't you play ADC fuck no are you
Fucking crazy. I want to be the next. Oh, man. Listen. Listen. Listen
Listen, I promise you if you play you'll you'll speed come so fast. I don't care about it. I
Want to be okay about it. No, no, no, I want to I want to lose the ring
We're doing it my way and I want to be made
Well the hardest roll to climb on in the game
Oh, shut up. Run it down. Yeah, yeah, run it down
Very good perfect. That was living perfect right there
So I just did eat you out of the way so you don't hit the way
Good nice she's drunk you got six two, but she's also gonna get six as well. Let's use it against something minions
Can I ignite a minion is it possible get your six and you can alter your six and alter
Not as they're coming
Oh
That's a
No, you didn't but no, I am I was just fucking like I was no no you didn't you didn't
Well a lot of a stabbing it I was sleeping like I did it stop saying you did when you did it
I did I you did you buck for your eat you saw the blade I did I did I did I
No you didn't, she put the ability to put me to sleep, I won.
If you pressed E, if you pressed E, I would die.
I said it before she pressed it.
You're just slow.
As soon as you ignite it, you should have E'd.
You see the blade on her head.
It was a long time ago.
We'll see about that.
I'm in bro, I'm in.
Go
That was good that was good, but
Okay, you can dive her so now this is that opportunity so now you can shove this so this
would be a time where you can shove because you can dive her without being dead you're
gonna take a couple of turret shots but you need to eat right at the same time this where
this where you only get no okay get your QT drops you three please well she's to be back
That's it, get your turret and then go back.
Hit the plate.
Hang on, that's fine.
Okay.
She has no TP now, so you wasted her summoner smoke.
You can resay here.
Get the wave and then you'll see.
That's now turn ultimate.
You see how he turns the map like...
Yeah.
You can't hit anymore.
For right.
Okay, you gotta, you gotta waste ultimate again.
You remember?
Look for short trade.
I mean, not short trade.
You can hold it in there, but remember, when she presses charm...
there you go that's good see how much HP okay I want you to get Q3 and all in her
you have enough burst before she even goes any ability you wait for it with
your event wait for it wait for it
okay get your Q3 and all in don't be too choked out okay they're ready walk up
walk up E2 that's nice try the fact they went for a still nice try but you want
close the gap if you know you're about to get a q3 so start walking towards her now you get you are
night last q auto nice i said i said i said i just saw what that is so it is a flash auto
yeah yeah yeah yes i never learned that mechanic i've never done it before
oh wow i didn't know you were this slow you know you're never doing that bro are you fucking serious
Oh
You said you didn't know you can flash auto attack yeah, I never did that
Man look I do I mean the time they look guys you I mean in the chat right now
He didn't know you can flash auto after playing for fucking a whole month. Are you serious? No, bro
What do you mean, bro? I've been playing for like two weeks
It's been a whole month
There's no way it's been a month to be playing this game. There's no way you have no you play for a whole month
You had a hundred hours before this. Oh, yeah, you're probably right. Actually. Bless you
Hey, keep the way there. Yeah, this is a perfect freeze. You see okay bring more back
Yeah, yeah, like right there. That's good because you're putting it away from the turn range. Remember
But you go she just went somewhere, bro, that's all you can this is a fine room this room is good
Keep looking keep looking keep looking. Yeah, that's good. Look Mura. Look
Look at me
Yo, why are you doing that?
Why are you not looking at them before you're ganking like you roll, but you're not even
looking so I just got a little off lock cam like but did that go to none and then I'm
a hybrid player but this is where lock screen hurts you you need to learn how to look bro
Look before but you saw the cave in low and then you didn't go on the cable
You would have seen the low of the sensitivity of this
Yes, yes, yes, yes, you could yes, you could you could but but understand this but you're not looking before you're about to go in
You understand
So imagine you saw the cave in low before you went in you would have
Exactly
Yeah, yeah, I think it's that one now unlock it no
No, no, no, no, no.
Well, then you can.
Like, press Y.
But I don't want that.
I want this.
How do I adjust the settings?
That's your mouse settings.
That's just how fast you drag it, I think.
No, I don't know, actually.
I actually don't even know.
Chat, help me up.
You know how when he's dragging through the map?
He's clicking the map.
Like, is it possible to slow it down or no?
It's not.
But it's not, sir.
Night.
Good job.
That's just a mouse? Yeah, I think so as well.
Like, unlock in the camera, like, press Y.
Look at the side, look at the side, look at the side. In the river.
Just stand in. Now, look, look. Keep looking, keep looking, keep looking, keep looking.
You see where you are? There you go.
There you go. You kill her here. I think you kill her.
Ooh, ooh, the water.
Ooh, ooh!
No, I respect that I respect that that was not bad
Actually, that was not bad. Yeah, I respect that. I was good. I wanted to take my q3
I don't want to use it on that one. Yeah, that was good. No, that's smart
You were you could have saved your q3 to go out instead of going forward
But you chose to go in but and then you hit the Caitlyn and then you use your r to buffer the charm
Even though we just did mm-hmm
What did you just do?
I used my r to buffer the camera
Yeah
When he makes money base
If it's 40 gold mother always win base, okay
Thanks. Oh, yeah
Yeah
I love you, I love you, guys!
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going, I'm going!
I love you!
You know what I'm saying?
Selena said, Muda, I wish I could just be over there at your house,
sucking your dick while you carry me in legal edges
under the same hood you come in my house.
Oh, alright.
Alright, alright.
Oh, right.
There's something beyond the heaven and hell out there.
What's the play here now got this fucking red dot cool you can grab the red dot like the thing is about Lee
Look at me. She's right. So that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that there you go
There you go. You see how you went on that quarter right there a little suit that pocket right there
You do the same thing on the other side of the map
Boom boom thing ball
Fuck his life. Yeah, okay. That's it. That's it. That's fine. That's fine. I don't know so fun
You want to trade now. She's low. She has to reset or you die her
These are your opportunities. She stayed your life. See it
There you go. Yeah, you're Q3. Yeah, you're Q3 in all things. Yeah, if you're old, that's why I catch out of spot
Get the turret now you can get the turret you get the plates or you can for a wrong bot or top
There's no play bot. There's no play bot. So you get the wave mid
You see you just gotta kill you got the way get the way now you think when you get that kill what's the next play?
Be so their bot lane just went mid now you can't keep pushing she's gonna stop your basement by the way
Are you flashing bro
motherfucking you could have killed him without flashing you're just flashing the
flash
full fake over the flash
well look thank you when it flies don't disrespect him like that watch your
fucking bout
you playing like a downer
you flashed literally nothing you wasted like a further like it's cosmetic
you literally had in there
go by now
Why should you go bot?
Drags up in one minute and this girl Senna.
Senna is my, no it's not her.
I don't know why, why am I going bot other than dragon?
Why?
Because your turret is gone so your bot lane needs to rotate mid to be safer and far, okay?
And you are also ahead so you can basically get the free turret bot and dragon's about to be up.
So you allow your bot lane to play, but also you can still play the game as well.
This is actually worse for the army.
Say why?
Why?
Because she's a mage and mages are not good on side lanes.
Okay, the lane is a lot longer, whereas in the mid lane, it's a lot shorter.
If the lane is shorter, they have, they have a lot, they, they can just basically run away.
But because bot lane and top lane is longer, they don't have, they don't have, uh, they can't run as far.
That makes sense.
You can eat, you can die, you can die, you can die.
Go start feeding towards them.
Yeah, there you go, that's good.
Where you going?
Yeah, go to the first.
Don't take the turret.
You're taking the turret.
Go down.
Why are you going up?
Hold on.
You're starting to think of...
Ah, man.
Ah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, my...
So, there's a radius on the turret.
on the turret. You can go to the down left, not up. You still want to hit the
Thresh. Hello. Yes, yes. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. If I knew that, I would have
did it. So that means I didn't know it. Okay, benefit of doubt. No problem then.
It's okay. So next time you go down. Yes. No. I just go down here. Yes, that's down.
That's actually left. That's actually left fucking retard
Oh
The guy doesn't know his directions as well. That's down. That's down. You were going up
That is down
What are you saying
hit that no no no wait wait wait wait you see that boothing see that boothing
see i get moose you get moose to hit it no matter what direction well i'm i'm
going to teach you these things but like i feel like you're not going to be using
it as much okay it's too much to think about the game there's a lot of things
i haven't told you by the way just saying but i'm not going to tell you because
your brain's already fried okay they're not turned stop their mid lane is mid
Oh, I just have to fight with that bush.
Yeah, that's a flash.
If AC might be behind him, don't ult him.
Do not.
Two tank.
That's fine.
You got a short trade.
You won the short trade.
OK?
You could reset or play with a turret.
Yeah, that's an item.
That's an item.
One map.
Sure.
That's good.
You can be back on the map with an item.
Or you can try to kill him.
That's you.
Do you really really need the item now?
I think I should go mid, bro.
Yeah, you could go mid lane here, because why?
Cause I can put the turret and she's not here, my bottom laner isn't here, he's down here.
There you go, good! This is catching waves, these are good rotations.
That right there is rotating, these are good rotations.
Your bot lane went top, you catch wave mid, because there's no wave bot, you're rotating mid now.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
I think you should show your chat the map so they can learn too.
Fuck my chart.
Bro, let them learn, they can learn a lot from this by the way.
You're not gonna get ghosted if you're getting ghosted I'll tell you the ghost you're not gonna get ghosted run
You know you know
So can I want me to go?
You could but like that they're all missing so what they could all be behind them right so right here right?
Okay, oh do not face check these bushes like that
Okay, that right there's called face check your just face checking the bush. He's fine. Oh, she has me or top. What's up?
I have E ready, I have E ready.
E, E3, Yelp to me, Yelp to me, Yelp to me, look, look, look, look, look.
Nice, Tabari, Tabari, Tabari.
I see, I see, I see, I see.
E3.
Careful, you're very low, you're very low.
No, I'm alive, I'm alive, alive.
Okay, alright, alright, alright.
Alright, I got stuck, that was good.
That was good, that, hey.
That was good mechanically all right, but if they were good you were dead, right? Why were surrendering?
They're tilted, but are we losing?
Yeah, you guys are losing yes, you guys are most definitely losing
You're the only one ahead on your team, you have to won me nine this
But you're gonna do that again. I
Am gonna do it again. It's the same thing like last game. You guys are very behind
Are you guys care the game right so right now in this position? I feel like I should take mid this and then I should take this
Well, you should be setting up drag
Yeah, so I should go bottom and collect the waves
correct good
No, bro, bro, please please please stop
Hey
You could you could also look for plays mid lane if it's if it's a timer for you
Are you able to switch to play mid? No because you're not the ultimate. Got it?
More man talk like that, what about me?
No, you would have been mid by now. You don't have to ultimate.
Your teammates are fighting mid for no reason.
That's their fault, okay?
So you keep pushing, and not just that, if you wanna try to 1v1 in.
You could try to 1v1 in.
I'll try to 1v1 in, I'm not alive.
one two two two three two three you three two three good he's right there in the bush
in the bush in the bush oh fuck amir he was in there the last thing we saw was
that he was in near the bush I saw him just do the sweep he's in gromp right
there yeah yep yep yep yep you fight him like oh oh oh oh oh oh oh good so your
Your ultimate cannot be cancelled, so that can't be the thing.
Yeah, I learned that, I learned that. I was gonna ult if you said it not.
Yep, they're all coming out, they're all coming out.
Their team is coming, those three.
They're mid laner and their bot lane is coming.
E-Q-E-Q!
Killer, killer moota.
That's it, that's it, press E, press E!
You're right, you're right, I saw it, I saw it, that's the first time I saw it.
I'm not gonna lie.
I like that, I like that, I like that.
Now I'm learning, what will I learn now?
That was the first time you saw that.
Wow.
No, okay, no problem. Where are you going?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I'm trying to shove it out, because there's two cheques down here, so I'm gonna hide in this bush and see if he's out.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, stay, stay, stay, stay!
Wait, wait, wait!
Let her get closer to you, Muta!
Why?
You could've let her come closer to you, then you could've killed her, she's closer to you, right?
Yeah.
Closed and- let her close the- God!
She's walking into that bush, let her walk in closer, then E in turn.
You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Press B, how much do I E? Press B.
262,265.
Okay, do you think you have it up before dragon you pride those you could have reset and then play for dragon
Like this is a lot more riskier because now you're about to fight
Dragon without spending your gold. You said it seems to want to fight dragon. Look, you see the pink go behind them
Let's try bush. Yeah, go behind them. This is what I don't know. Yes. Yeah, you can blast them all up in
Let's go to top them. What does that mean?
Okay
Go knock some go knock some go knock them. Hey, no, sorry. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going
Very good.
Kill Kaelin after.
Kill Kaelin, kill Kaelin, kill Kaelin.
That's E, that's E, E.
Nice kill set.
Kill, kill, keep fighting.
Nice, good job.
Quadra kill.
Look, they're having a lot of fun.
That's my dog, Alvin.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Good shit!
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Good shit bro!
You got a fucking quadra right here!
You were sitting on two fucking bands and you still got a quadra.
But, Puda, you see how strong you are when you play it mechanically good.
Yes, yes, yes.
You're really strong even with that much gold.
Because of all the good things that you did.
Even if your teammates are behind, you can still carry.
Because of how good you did.
So.
Shit
Yo, did you see me like time to actually know how I got the third kill on the fourth guy I started a D
Bro, bro, you know you just you play that pretty good. I'm not even told you play that like you played it really good
So now let me see okay, it's not gonna throw ahead of ourselves. Let me see yeah
But this is all about like Lee is all about consistency top lane can and grab this tower until this guy's
I love that not flanking yet
So if that you serve I think you can hit it and it bounces you over the wall and it flings you towards a
Position so you need to walk over. Yeah, they go front of that sound
Yeah
That's it there you go your teammates are dying
Your teammates are dying look at the minions the minions are behind you I see I see I see I see I see
So should I be back?
You could reset personally you need to press me now. I think your team was falling because he's staying top
He should be resetting and going going off and then helping it to happen. Hey, you see
Selfie buddy get it get it. Yep. There you go
You can fight okay, press that press that who's wrong who's wrong press that
Caitlyn right the came in on four. Yes folks the Caitlyn
Can't focus Caitlyn. What do you feel what's up? Oh?
It's not Caitlyn it's
Thresh or bless your heart the army the army. She's the carry
The thrash is the support. You don't focus the support anything. She's a panel top
Okay, but remember you see is a bike pick off
Yeah, surprise attack on me. Surprise!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, Baron, Baron Muda, Baron Muda, Baron Muda, nice, good fucking ER, very good, very good Muda.
Look, one of their players are dead, all your teammates are alive, Baron, okay?
You see I'm just understanding you guys are ahead. You have one player down that's embarrassed
They're part of the fight here. So get ready to fight back. Okay?
Tell the master don't let it come in the page
You see what he is?
No, no, no, he's doing he's doing it. You can finally come on you
Where are you going?
That's okay. All right, that's all hand over pan over you that
There you go, you won, there you go, you won, there you go.
You see how you force them to, listen, Baron isn't even like as OP as it used to be, but
it's really strong to get it, because it makes you see a lot easier.
You force them to fight in an uncomfortable position, okay, so right here, you can out,
you guys, what should you be going?
I should be back, I don't know.
should back and go by and spend your gold and then go why gold so why I'll
guess they go mid and get this well you're overloading you're overloading
places like you guys all don't even make yes you're right you're right you're
right okay you can go bot lane you should have you could have gotten another
wave and they would still get the turret without you yes yes yes if you're a
little bit quicker you still you'd be on this way right now I'm hitting the
It's here too.
This is like, you're literally,
oh, you can literally 1v5, I'm not even trolling you.
You can literally 1v5 right now.
You're really strong.
You can auto attack them to death right now.
Like you can dive, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive.
Oh yeah, auto attack.
You miss your ability, so they're behind you.
They're killed.
KKKKKKKKKK
Look how fucking strong you are
LOOK HOW STRONG YOU ARE MOODUP
Oh my god, oh my god
You see how fucking strong you are?
AHHHHHHH
Strong you are bro? You're just.. you're too shotting though
Persep, Persep
16x4, 2x21 CS
This is good play of best game I've ever seen
not even trouble this is probably the best game one player one players only up
you have Baron but you can end the minions are strong with Baron and where are you
going if you know what one of your players you're fighting
oh my god yeah I want to see your damage yeah yeah yeah yeah you can kill
I'm gonna take the turret!
Take the turret!
Oh my god.
Relax.
You think you're a macho man?
Bro, I don't know. You fed it to me like I was like...
Don't get it to your head.
Relax now.
You guys drop like a fat girl. Relax.
You're not that bad.
What's it called? Tt?
Bt.
BT BT you to horny out. He's a kitty BT
I can't buy this stuff charges by BF sword you get the component get the BS order than the dinner the red pot
Hey, what's the next play here?
The next player right now is to get dragged
Press tab.
Always, always, always, press tab.
If you ever watch me play, I'm constantly pressing tab every second.
Like not every second.
As exagerating, but like every 10 seconds, I probably press tab to see what they have
on them, like to see what they have and to see my CS count versus their CS count, okay?
But that's probably a bit too deep.
You want to press tab?
I want to hold tab and I want to look at the map.
Is there all macros?
Yes, you guys.
These come over time though, okay?
I don't want to overstingulate these things, but I want to slowly adapt it to you.
I'm not gonna be on the fight here though.
Yeah, but you can literally still fight if your whole team is dead.
That's safe, welcome in to you.
Hey, then set him up, you can still kill him by himself, yes by himself.
Yep, plus E, he's dead.
Let's kill him too, they're isolated, right?
They're isolated.
You can still kill him, you can kill her too, you get in range.
He's in that bush.
He's given the hybrid plus E a lot more.
You can't kill him. He went behind you.
Okay, there's one straight through Nexus. End the game.
Heal and end the game.
Heal, heal, go, go, go, go, go.
Nexus, Nexus, and...
Just hit the Nexus. That's it. You win the game. That's it.
Nothing's depending on the Nexus right now. There's no turrets.
There's only two champions left on the enemy team.
R and Nocturne.
Stop it in a minute. Hit the Nexus.
Okay, but you don't need to auto-time. Why are you eating?
You see Nite all the way back.
the timer was a little bit closer and they're all about to respawn hit the nexus hit the nexus don't
fight kill them okay cool but you just next time hit the nexus you're not eager this i've
grown i guarantee you a lot of us lost games like this because you're ego-y just hit the nexus
take the one that's it okay picture amazing amazing you're playing amazing 25 to 67 thousand
Damage this is like a smurf game right here. This is like you're smurfing a
Smurf would do shit like this
Damn bro like little progression real quick. What what rating to give you?
This player has found you highly honorable this game. No, it says you earn an s-plus that means you play really good
Really, I think that's the matching. Yeah. Yeah, you played really good
this was an s plus the chip this was this by a best game ever really yeah all
your teammates were losing they lost my heart they're affecting they were tilted
they were all behind because you were ahead you didn't tilt and snowballed
your lead onto your team you won. We really did this shit, bro. Us. You did not mean you. No, no, no, no, no.
You did that shit. No, no, no, no. I may have been in the mechanical chair, but you
told me where to go or you remind me where to go. I'm guiding you where to go. So it's so without
Without me, you'll know, okay?
Go.
You're up, you're winning.
You're playing good.
This was my favorite game so far, bro.
That was your best game.
You got a Quadra?
Like, you had two items and got a Quadra.
Sitting on 2K gold.
That's insane.
Yo, I want to rewatch that Quadra, bro.
Can someone give me that Quadra clip, please?
Just from the chat.
It was really good, bro.
It was really, really good.
Trust me.
When I get my penta, what do you think I'm going to be like?
That first penta is like the biggest dopamine you might get.
Actually, I mean, when I got my first penta, I was jumping around selling all my boys.
It's like getting your first molap, but even harder.
Getting a pentakill is like very, very hard.
Like, there's people in the game who still never got a pentakill.
Playing the game for years.
Go, Nocturne! Go, Nocturne! Go, Nocturne!
It's not easy.
Hang on! Sorry!
Keep going, keep going, keep going!
It's not easy for like new players, but like, for somebody who's like a child,
they probably get like every other day.
Every other day.
He'll pay for it.
wait challenges get a pentai every day every other day
i mean if i'm on a certain champion i'll get it every day like samira
well why did my bottom just fucking deny me
uh say swapidjungle swapidjungle
what the fuck
no no you're picking the same you're picking the same trade with your
I'm gonna lose a turn!
Oh, I did not-
YOOOOOO!
Shhh!
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All right, lock in, lock in.
All right, listen, listen, listen.
All right, Katarina, she has a cheat.
I know exactly all of the things.
So she uses a dagger and she can see me to the dagger.
she spins and does like the rotation that does damage she's also presser W
which drops a dagger on the floor what she can return back to it and do the spin
move she'd also E and TP to any of the daggers and and any champions and minions
yeah I don't know what an alt is though her alt is based on one scale and goes
Yes, okay, go go go go go go. So you you beat her as long as you get poked out with a dagger
So it hits the first four targets, I believe and it bounces off
Bounces off of it one by one. No, she's gonna press Q. Wait. Stay away. Oh
I'll ask you on you. She's hitting the wave, right? That's why
See I'll just us first three I guess
You the minions
You want a Q so you can get your Q 3 so you look for a poke on her, right?
I would say this match this matchup is easy but kind of annoying because I feel like you
can't kill her there's a devil out there what owes me
So what's the next dude you can fight?
She used her two.
No.
Oh.
My bad dude.
Not a lot.
Kite kite.
Oh she might be smurfing on Muggle.
Oh my.
What was that?
Yeah man.
She might be smurfing on Muggle.
What was that?
What should we do?
She might be smirvin' on Mangola.
Well, what's that? What's she do there?
She used her ability to dodge your ability,
which I don't expect to do, but maybe she's not.
But that was all played by her.
But you also missed your ability too.
I did.
I didn't even kill her if you landed Q3.
Yeah, I agree.
I was thinking of the minion wave right there.
But she played that good.
Holy.
All right, let's see
Oh
Good so so the one thing you need to know about Katarina's
They don't like staying lane direct the wrong they pass and I'll kill let's see. She's going to dagger
So she basically use it to shove the wave and then go back to other down dagger by teleporting out, okay?
Fight it. Yeah, you're pussy
More than yeah, good dogs on her on her on her
Yeah, she always like moves when I'm pressed like you it's weird
She's playing it good
So stay away from her from her diner stay over that stay away stay away skin jump on it
You see how you see that radius over right? Yeah, it's like a circle. Can I cure you to Q3? Yeah, you Q3
For right now, I wouldn't you because you're hitting the minions you want the minions on your side again, remember?
She teleports to that diners and throw the circle thing you can walk up to don't let her auto-attack the minions. Yep
You can grab other minions, get the cannonball, go go go.
Okay, you're forcing plays with it though, you're dropping minions, you're forcing Q3.
You know, but you're losing something that's guaranteed over something that's like a plit,
you know.
Go for stuff that's guaranteed.
I don't think she's ironed, she might be ironed, it's so weird, it's like she knows
a matchup.
Okay okay, bye bye bye bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Light bottle eyes.
You see how she, like, I don't think she's an iron.
She dodged your ability by dashing into the ability,
which is smart, but I don't think an iron player would do that.
You can double your poking.
You're getting chunked out, she could all in you.
This is bad, yep, this is bad.
She's gonna kill you here.
I would go back, she'd probably kill you here.
Let's go back.
You can't go where are you going you're running a marathon just stay away skin stops every
base sit on the scepter so you can take bad trade but win it out more in the long run
except no no no no no no okay that's fine that's fine that's fine that's fine that's
fine I forgot you didn't get boots yet it's so fine
So she's dodging your Q's by eating out, okay?
Yeah.
So her E's on cooldown.
I thought you, I thought to eat you, you need a dagger though.
Are you fucking eating?
No, no, no, look at me.
No.
Say voila.
But it's not eating.
It's not eating.
Hey, I am, I am.
It's a pretzel though.
It's like the snacks.
It's a little small.
Oh, drop your fucking food!
Stop eating!
Okay, fine.
She reset, so push the wave now.
push the wave now
like you do realize eating makes you play worse I'm not even throwing you this
is there studies on this when you eat while playing you're playing worse
take this seriously well I just love I think so I just have a feeling because
when I eat while I play I play worse
hey you missed you gotta play the Q3 again right she can jump on that yep
Try that short trade. Yep, they very good mood off.
Cannon, cannon, a lion's feet.
You gotta do a bunch of things at once.
Yeah, you're doing it good. You're this good.
You're playing a lot better than you usually do.
She's gonna take it. There you go.
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
Kay, yep, yep, you're gonna eat.
Oh, yep, oh, he died.
E.
Oh my-
Yes!
Okay, well.
Yeah, W.
It's fine, you're probably dead here.
Listen, you could have lived if you didn't take the turret, if you pressed E, right?
But instead you pressed Q3 for no reason.
They might want to kill them.
But, you played it good before that.
You played it really good.
Your short trade was good.
Your kiting was good.
Dude, I was in flow state, dude.
I don't know what happened.
That was good.
That was really good.
It was really surprising.
Bigger, are you inside of me, daddy?
Alright, chill, chill, chill, chill.
All right, that was good though. I liked that one. Everything was like perfect. It was flow state. It was weird. I flowed
Yeah, you know, bro, you see how you click back to Dodger dad?
Whoa, where does come from like learning the matchup?
But you see how over time you learn the matchup and learn how to play around it now that you put against that against another army
You know what I mean? Yeah, it's all about repetitive play style and you learn how to play against it
And then you learn new tricks against it, you know, yeah, but then do time you learn it
Take that dagger, okay, but you like it if you know she didn't take that dagger save your e and just save its jump on it
Save it from that dagger. Yeah, you can look for two trades on her your ultimate down
I
Drag the millions here. See yep, that's good. That's good. That's perfect. So you're forcing on a bad spot
Yep, last hit if you can last is perfect. Don't W because you're pushing it now. I
Just want you three. I know I know but is it back? So is it back to ruin this for a Q3?
Yes, no, no, no, it's fine to get a Q3
But don't push the wave like then that becomes bad because then you allow her to play the game
So here she's either resetting or roaming. Which I think is roaming till it's your jungler on top top.
See your jungler is fighting.
Okay your jungler.
You cut him out, cut him out, keep looking, still alive, still alive.
Enemy jungler, yep, your catamaran is there.
The catamaran is there before you. Keep going, look, look!
Devil!
Die, you moron!
Do we got it, do we got it?
Oh boy, you're a jungler here.
I mean, we're not here.
I didn't, I didn't, where was she?
I didn't see her.
My guy.
I don't know why you just, I told you she's either resetting or she's rolling me.
No, no, no.
I didn't, no, no, no.
I'm saying in that fight, I didn't see her.
I could have killed her way earlier.
I just didn't see her.
That's the thing.
You're not looking, bro.
No, no, no.
I think she actually got swallowed by like one of those like abilities that make you
Make you like not see or something.
What are you saying bro? You sound like a schizophrenic!
Don't seem to stick to me.
She was there! You just...
Bro!
Look!
Okay, my bad.
Is that food you be eating? I'm telling you, stop fucking eating!
You can't even see shit now!
I'm not eating, I'm chewing. I'm dumb.
But that's... Okay, dumb is fine.
Dumb, honorably, makes it play better, but don't eat.
Well, how many fucking self-studies did you do?
No, this is like an actual study based on me like I'm only telling you things that work for me
I'm not gonna tell you shit. They thought fucking the Harvard ass shitty study. That's that's pop again
Listen, I'm telling you studies that work. Okay, don't eat while you're playing because you're not locked in them
You only eat as a reward
When you win a game
Usually I fuck her now.
No.
You want to let her come into you, right?
Pause.
Hey, yo pause.
Let her come into you and then go.
But look, you see how the minions are hitting you?
So they're not hitting your minions.
You see?
If you want to EQ, make sure you EQ outside of the way.
You see now all three are hitting your minions?
Don't hit it, don't hit it, don't hit it.
Yep, yep, nice hitter.
Yep, she's walking up hitter.
Ooh, she's smart.
But she lost her train for that.
Oh, that's right.
For now it run out of it. You see you can fight it. So I
W W W
Nice, okay
No, you auto the mini there, but you are better than her. Okay, just enough auto attack though
You auto no like I mean you could or you don't like it's really perfect. Okay 90 reset
You have to play I feel like you get greedy keep this now, no
Sure, that does he that that's good. That's actually really better. That's honorably better
I just die much more than the coach. No, no, she just died she gets away. Yes
Now go back
Cuz you got the wish to come back or no
Now yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, because I have a W
My flash on you. Okay now BBB too far. This is good
So their cat arena is good, but you're just better than okay
So she's smurfing, but I'm better than her basically.
I don't think she's smurfing now, unless she's really coached it, but I don't think she's
on it.
She's not smurfing.
I think she might be just at your level.
She's not that level though, she's not gonna hurt you, she's not gonna be on your level.
Yep, she's not smurfing.
Jump on her.
Yep.
There you go.
Look at that.
That's true damage. You know it's true damages, right? Yes, sir. What is true damage? It's true damage
Are you retarded? What's true damage? It's true damage. I mean, it's not man or anything. It's a little like the actual house
Well, okay, that idea is damage. Yes, like it's not armor. You can't get armor for you can't get actual health
You know like that bitch got that bitch got soft in the head basically, bro
Yeah, so she has 222. She has 222 HPs, 222 true damage, and straight up.
Yeah.
Here you are.
There you go, boom, boom, boom. There you go. Good short trade. Boom, look at HP, look at HP.
Half HP gone.
Oh, fight it, fight it!
Fight, fight, fight, you're going!
Oh, she's not, oh no.
You both, you see her damage, she's hitting like a fucking pickle.
Fight.
Like, why are you scared?
Well, it's gonna be fair, bro. Come on, go ahead and hit it.
I'll play like a bitch I don't well I actually don't it's just go I've never been hit by the
old boys my first time.
Sure, but you like feel out the damage.
Okay, let's limit us to fight a fight.
Where are you eating your thing of the service?
Where should you eat?
You could have killed him as well.
He towards him.
There's now this week go back.
You're based in front of them.
They can stop it.
this is fine not they face it drop a warding your bush drop plus four
listen you can see her damage okay just just just limit test if she does that
much damage okay by the time she does this much damage how much damage do I
do to her why is this bitch in the rock feel it out huh why is she getting like
I smacked by a shooting.
Because you're better!
You can kill her kill her kill her kill her kill her kill her!
She just eat!
Fire!
Man she's dead, keep ordering!
That's my fucking goat!
Yo I don't know what's happening but like I'm like leveling up for god sake.
You're smooth!
You're cold right now!
You're cold!
Let it flow!
So now go bot.
Yes
No, no, no, no, no you could spread the lead you always want to try to get your bot lane add more than your top lane to be honest
Fuck top laners, okay
Look, you could buy even diver. I'm not even telling you look look look at her look at her look
They go around her. Yeah, yeah
Yep
Nike
Yeah, but the fuck are you you only the behind you okay? Just go be my dog
Okay, all right, um
That's me a coach that now
That that's a coach. I'll take I didn't understand you're gonna play like that, but yes
That's my bad, but the idea was still there. Okay diving is still okay, but you want to wait for the minions
to take the turret and let your bot lane shop and then dive into Caitlyn.
I feel like I should have my top there because Rift is ready so I thought I went top because
they're going to keep people down here.
Well, I mean, yes, but no, because they're still bot turret in the bot lane, okay?
You always want to try to get the bot lane first.
Should I just go down, but I'll get my lane and go down then grab Jax.
Yes, get your wave and go down or get dragon, yes.
Yes, it's up and I grab my Jax.
If you don't get a Reno, you can take mid lane, you can take the mid tier to turret, but really you don't want to do that if their bot lane is pushing in, because then it would be a free kill to kill that bot.
No, no, no, she'll kill you.
Also, move your cameras so your chat can see you. You killed him. He's dead. He's already dead here. Unless you aim him.
Keep pushing. Yep. Keep pushing.
free plates free turret so normally they're bot lane we're just rotating
it now even though there's no bot turret even though there's a bot turret right
get the good the good the good you're taking the turret you're taking the turret
you out see like what I don't know why you're kiting more down like away from
your safe safety this you know like you can fight those in sound right but you're
fighting him under his turret for some reason it's bad I didn't get out of that
habit is it bad to also have my map this big but it's gonna help me low key no
no no you as a beginner you should have it this big beginner should max it out
wait I eat you should max it out go to your game it is already maxed
She walks up to you just kill it. Remember you're strong in the process
She's homeless I swear 7-eleven shaking her cup
With the dragon it could be on the dragon they could be at the dragon check that
opinion
Yep, that's three of them. Are you strong enough? Yeah, you're spike. I'm still one of them. You can eat out
Hey, you can catch the catabine on the side.
No, no, no, no, no, go over that wall.
No, no, no, you, you're going away from the wall.
Okay, that's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, change the pot, there you go.
Go on that bush, go on that bush, go on that bush.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ready?
Stay in there.
She doesn't know.
Unless you go all the way around.
She's ghosting.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, just go.
She's gonna eat out of the pot.
Watch this, watch this, this is free, this is for you.
Ah, yo, bet it on us, yeah!
Hahaha!
I'm gonna be a super bitch.
Yeah, I know that.
No, no, keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing!
Keep pushing, keep pushing, you bet it on us.
Two more dead.
Now, the only one that catches the midway is their team ult, right?
Like, this is one of those things where Smurfs do.
If it's free, keep going.
No, this isn't like good macro, cause you would never get things like this, unless you're really stomping.
But you're not that I had to be doing bear right now. Their bot lane is always staying bot, so you want to shut them down
Okay, it's a lot easier to shut down their bot lane more than their top lane because their top lane is also really ahead
If you shut down bot lane you shut down two people not one two
Okay
If you kill it
I could ease down her support could be there if you have a E. I want you to either turn and all
Yeah, you all the turn go go go go go
Beat her in what that bush then better in what that bush where the bus and get out get out get out
Let them come in let them come in stop staring them, bro
Yeah, let them come in what the second person get out stop staring them kill the cat
Oh
You kill them both there by the way
There you go. There you go. You need the minions to do damage to the turret.
I didn't know that.
Okay, now you know. I didn't tell you that. It's not to my bad. That's cultured, okay?
You can't do damage to the turret. You do very, very little damage to the turret.
Then you only do like 9, you only do 10% of your actual damage.
I think. I don't know the exact amount, but you just imagine that.
Hit the minions.
She could have been in one of that bush by the way, why are they running?
They're running away from you, you're really strong. Your four levels on them though. You can two be one though, you know that right?
Dragon's up in 18 seconds. Kill her! Yelp! Yelp! Orboa! Orboa!
You could have killed her. I know, I know, I missed my Q, bro. You have E, you have E.
E back. I am trying.
You kill him too, kill him too!
Oh you can't, gotta be there.
That's one. That's one.
It's bad, but not the worst.
Okay? It's bad, but not the worst.
A little mechanical misplaced, but that's okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a toast, a toast.
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Go back, go back.
mid or uh no so let me see don't say don't say anything yet drag easy drag and go back
to bot bro from the tower easy bitch yes now do i sell my gold for like colkin shirt no
i mean yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes because your name product is quit more than more than
ad yes yes yes the board so what about doran's for this now no no no no you only sell doran's
for a full item yes or for a thousand gold item
okay so now i would honestly play for top though okay you guys got the dragon right you kill team
oh kill team oh kill team oh kill them so this cute lines you pretty much everybody hates the
champion low you know that would you like that go go top press being go top press being go top
Okay now I want you to talk so why would I wait why not fuck up this team right now
Nothing do not see the fucking trap
That is that Caitlyn
Klan was overextending so you're gonna kill the cable you can also hold the karma right here
Nice, good.
Did she kill both of those guys?
Well, you killed them both.
You did damage as well, okay?
I feel like I should stay and collect the wave, bro.
Said buy Infinity Edge, no?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, good.
Sorry, I was looking at all the money.
Very good.
You are retorn.
Why?
You are retorn.
Why?
You are just retarded. What did I do repeat after me?
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611
16 611 16 611 611
611 16 I want you to save for the next minute
I get ultimate upgrades at level 6
1116 I get
ultimate upgrades at 6 11 16 I get ultimate abilities and upgrades at 6 11 16
good going
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Hello, hello, hello
16 I get
Ability and abilities and something at 11
611 16 611 16 611 16 11 16 I get ultimate
More second
I
You're good now, but that has that has that's like you literally lose a lot by not getting ultimate. Yeah
Imagine the ultimate in it would have been a lot you would have killed it since I'm not fast
Oh, look how strong you are but you're flowing you're flowing mood up
That's it. That's it. That's it.
For like, um, for like.
Who doesn't get gold in two weeks?
Is that a debate?
Now you can get it because like you need to get another component.
Now I was doing the item like...
Yeah, you see, you're not gonna want to sit on...
You're not gonna want to sit on tape?
I don't know what's not.
Now here, I think I go down with this track this way.
Yes, Muda, there you go!
I hope you're like, I hope you, like, I hope whatever you just learned, you retain this information.
I hold onto you too, one last time.
Chat, everything that, like, everything he's doing right now, he's playing really good.
I hope he really retains this when I'm not here.
You guys let me know if he isn't.
See, your ADC should be going mid lane, okay?
Tell him, like, do I tell him, do I tell him to do this?
No, no, no, you're telling them to push that, you're not telling them to push your lane, you control left click, that's telling them to single go back, you should ping assist on mid.
Yes, and then ping here.
Yup, yup, yup, yup.
They're setting up a dragon, they're setting up a dragon right now, you should be a dragon.
You should be a dragon, this is greedy, like getting a play is nice, but like, dragons up in 10 seconds, what if your teammates fight, they want control over the dragon.
Yo, I thought they're gonna be here somewhere, bro.
Yeah, you get flanking, flanking, flanking, flanking!
Flap, flap, flap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap.
Ooh, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping.
They see you, they see you, they see you.
They're in that bush, they see you, flanking.
Float, float, float.
Ah, don't, no.
Walk towards them.
Hand over, hand over.
Here you go.
I say, I say you won.
you pretty much won the game fight the team oh kill the team oh
come here you little bitch I want you little pussy
right
oh the catamase is very quick look look look she's sitting in that bush
where is she?
she's below you
yes sir
I'm the one for the bottom line
here
you have two choices press P
I'm gonna
yeah I can't buy that
but you know what I'm gonna push bottom grab this
and then keep you know well you can you can go be and do Baron spend that gold
or you can take this and then like league allows you to do multiple things
right I'm greedy so I'll probably play for this as well and I know they're not
gonna go Baron they want to fight I'll fight you just don't fight you're huge
you can want me to you're really strong like this is greedy though you don't
have to wait you want to like all paper pro play would not do this because I
You know they're not gonna fight, but if they're stupid, you might as well get free kills, right?
Oops, oops.
You coulda ulted them.
Not yet, not yet.
I'm gonna ult you.
Just wait, bro. Just wait.
There's four people there now.
Just wait, bro. It doesn't matter.
You can Q one of the minions and then Q the other minion if you angle it, right?
So then you would have to Q three.
So now this is your wasting time.
So here your counter is wasting time.
I go for this to now or no you cut yeah you could remember you could be science
when you're going how much will you sit on like be about like this battle
battle because she can she can literally e out and she dodges the
okay because she's bad it worked a bad play that work isn't a good play a good
play that didn't work it's still a good play yeah consistency will always make
You're speedrunning this shit, Muna?
Wow, man, wow.
Bronze 460 LP, bro.
I love Bronze 3 tonight.
56,000 damage.
Wow.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go go we're getting bronze 3 at least bronze 3 and then I'm gonna go play solo queue
okay I mean damn it's a Saturday night bro they maybe and stream and enjoy
some time alone brother you do know all I do is let me wake up stream sleep and
then play me all stream it's living my life my job I really want rank one I
I want it bad, but I'm over here coaching you
You got it, bro, don't let me down. Oh
You guys wait, so are you in Jinx you like rivals on or what?
I don't know. I think so, bro
I mean I always I mean before even like did that though like I always deep down like wanted to be better than Jinx
Yeah, I have to oh
Oh
Literally, it's me and me and Dante's coaching versus versus you and mood up versus you and Jinxie playing
We like a we get like a flex game as well. What's my yo name? No, oh
My god, I just got a poor feedback. Oh my god. Oh my god. What oh my god. I got my LP back
Like, someone was cheating?
No, well, yes, and I just got 60 LP from somebody cheating.
And now today, somebody ran me down and I got LP back.
Nice.
Wait, right?
Nice.
Yo, this guy's going to take my Yone.
Look at this V shot.
Yo, don't take my Yopah.
Oh, Ry is really cracking off people running it down.
I just got LP back.
I
Don't know but shout out to Drew
Is drew actually the head of that I
Tagged him on Twitter and like said yo this guy ran me down with like a video him literally running it down
And he said got it noted and it's been a week now and he's in his band and I got my LP back
You get people running you down on Valorant. Oh my god every day bro except the guy
of the the true laughing of Val is gamer doc and instead of helping me he
actually banned me for a month for win-treating allegedly well you are
part of the problem them no no I was never win-treating if you cheat it
in league I would buy a HOS I fucking cheated bro I never cheated I don't
cheat I only make God curse every cheated make God curse them bro I'm
telling you man I only see back in the day when I was a little kid I'm no
I'm not sure like that anymore. Oh fucking you cheated six months ago. Did you not don't do that shit?
Yeah, man, bro, that's what pussy's
You see somebody with they were like they just break like a not break they broke not broke. What is it called?
He she went on the second new anti cheat with vanguard and they made like people who bought like a six thousand dollar
anti cheat hardware and
And they found the way to make it useless
Wait, what do you mean?
Like they broke it they bricked it they didn't break it, but they made it useless if you are playing one of their games
W that's good. Yeah, and it costs like $6,000 and people were buying that shit people were buying that for six roll
people yes
People paid big big money for cheats. Yes, I get it the game. No
I'm on it. What do you mean?
It's Saturday, bro, I wanted to end stream and go and go outside the house a little bit, bro
Bro, every day is the same day for me. Who cares if it's Saturday or not you up
Got two more, two more wins, two more wins and I'll let you go.
Just so you can wake up in Bronze 3.
Are there any like girls that we can like talk to?
Bro, bro, bro, can you lock in?
I'll get you in a game with girls or play flex.
No need to look at them, bro.
I can't.
I don't have a problem with that.
I can't do anything about it even if I'm honest.
Seven years of doubt?
Am I still good enough?
Oh, that's what I'm saying.
This is a pro-gamer, but he's a pro-gamer.
He's tired of it.
So tired of it.
Will there ever be another faker?
No.
Yes.
There will be another faker.
I'm not gonna move down.
I'm pretty sure this champion cocks you by the way.
I'm pretty sure she counters you so this is a counter pretty sure.
So listen pay attention.
She's an ice girl, okay?
Imagine an ice team, okay?
Her Q throws a spear of ice, okay?
And if it hits anything, it spreads in like a chicken finger,
okay?
Like, you know, on three finger, like three ways.
It will spread in like a, like a fourth.
Okay, look, same way from the minutes,
she's gonna Q it later.
A little Q, she's gonna Q it.
Same way from the same way from the minute.
You see that?
It's not bad to do that by the way.
Yes and no, but it's the fact that he went to try to go first so it's fine.
See how it hit the minion so it's spread out even more?
But if it doesn't hit anything it doesn't spread more.
Okay?
That's a Q, okay?
Now her W is something that slams the floor.
Like, you know Caterbina W?
Yeah.
Catabiner W, when she was on it, it throws like a dagger and it slashes you around her, okay?
This one, it basically roots you on the floor. That's a W.
So that, that's good trade though. Very good trade, okay?
Very good trade. Okay, Q3.
Close.
Careful, careful, careful. She's gonna Q, she's gonna Q.
Good flash reaction. I respect that. Even though you didn't need to, it's the fact that you flashed. That's a good reaction, okay?
Now, her E basically is like a hand that goes on the floor and it hits everything in the direction of it, right?
And she can teleport to it.
Okay, so she gets teleported to the hand, that's her E ability.
Yes.
Nice try, nice try, that's fine, that's good. You baited RW.
Hey, you're Q3 and you can kill her.
Ignite?
Yeah, you're Ignite, you Q3, you Q3, ignite her.
2-3, W ignite, okay?
Walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up.
Nice try, that's it.
I'll walk back, try to get 2-3 again.
That's fine.
Yep, good dodge, good dodge.
Stay away from the minions.
You can E, E, you can E.
If she walks up into you in your E range,
you can get closer, get closer.
Now, now!
W, bro.
If you W, you get shield, you can heal.
You're still winning this you're you're still you I can tell you better than her
It's a hard matchup, but she's playing it back. Okay
If she allows you to walk into her then just Ian, you know, don't be scared to play
Oh, it's all good. It's all good. You're still gonna win your teammates are not doing bad as well
Remember if she allows you to walk into her
In your e range and take it you see that you see how far that e was
Imagine that spacing between you and her and she's in that range of your auto attack and take it
Does that make sense?
Good so you don't always need your q3 to fight
You can just e auto attack q and w your W shield
That's perfect, Mura!
That's perfect!
You took a trade and you didn't take any HP from me.
Okay?
Even though you're behind, you still won the trade.
There you go, BQ3. No, back up, back up, back up.
That's why I knew it. Let's go.
Kev, you're gonna have your E. She's gonna space you.
She's gonna space you. If you're E, yep, yep, yep, yep.
If she walks in, so you can eat her.
There you go. You see how she W's? You see that hand?
Yeah, I saw it. Yeah, I saw it. I saw it. I saw that. Yeah.
That's her E.
She can teleport to any, anything in the line of where she threw it, okay?
Q3W, Q3W, W, nah, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, PERFECT!
Do it again, now you can E when you're E's up, go, do what you E, wait, wait for E, walk
I think you could have killed if you orb walk, but maybe you couldn't but it's so fun, shove now.
That was good, what are you doing good, what are you doing good, what are you are, shove that.
W the whole wave, so you shove it faster.
Look at this cannon please.
Okay, hit the play, and then go back.
One more one more one more I think I need it one more time
That's it I I think you would have gone it but it's still especially stop your base. You stop your base go all the way back now
Then that was my bad. Do you still would have got just stay here? No, she's not gonna show this fast
I think if she's shoved it fast then you say hey
Let's see let's just shoving it
Okay, it's fine. It's funny. You go choose it
slow domain anyone in this chat looking at my eyes right now you will take your pants
off and send me a picture of your cock okay sorry um all right now this is where it gets
tricky her our ability can freeze you for two seconds okay and a lot of damage put your
R plus 7 plus a circle on her name.
Is that what that is all about?
A sub?
You have to do fast.
Four runs out.
Click the circle.
Click circle minus her name.
I don't know if we timed it.
Ask the word.
This you are.
Very good trade.
Can you type this you are?
Can you type it?
It's very important.
That's her E.
So her E is down. So you can look for an E trade or a Q3 R.
Or away from the turret.
Q3 and R.
Even if you're not knocked up, you see her auto attacking, you can R her.
Okay? Cause when you auto attack, you stay in place.
R! R! R!
No! No!
Nice!
nice nice nice nice bro very good very good bro very good very good nice nice
nice nice nice very good very good bro very good okay q3 get the plate and
reset you hit it won't let you hit it keep it in here I don't know if you get
it but let me flash nice flash that was greedy that was my bad okay I
I apologize. That was greedy.
You know when I said wait for the crystal?
What up?
Sorry, sorry bro, sorry, sorry. That was my bad.
Nah, that's not good though.
You're playing good though. You're playing good. That was my bad. I'm sorry. I made you greed there.
I didn't expect you to be there, which is my bad, you know?
Nah, that's not good though.
You sounded as if pointing at me. I apologize.
No, no, no, no, no, man. It's just...
This game isn't you know my life right now
Okay, guys get the minions you three EQ
Oh
Very good short right out. There you go
There you go. You realize you can't all in so you short trainer
She has no W. She has no W. Why?
She has an E. Are you so EQ three?
Nice
Come on down here
Get the minigun! Get the minigun! Get the minigun! Get the minigun! Get the minigun! Get it!
You make it the fucking can, I could survive you dickhead!
The cannon woulda gave you the level up, but it's so fine, she made you... Bro you should've died there by the way.
The cannon woulda got you the level 8, but you ended up getting anyways.
You ballsy? You wanna get the wave? You ballsy?
Bro, you fucking insane, what the fuck is wrong with you this game?
Me personally, I woulda gotten the wave, but I guess you pussy.
Where are you going? Where are you going?
I want to heal. I want to heal.
Okay, but that's not needed when you're...
Okay, that's fine.
What if I survive? I just survived by that HP.
Yeah, that's fine. She has the ultimate now, so you can kill her.
But she has her E up, okay?
She has her E and her W.
You gotta wait for her E and W to be down, then you can R,
unless you look for a short trade first with your E,
and then look for another E all in with your O.
Got it?
So if she's low enough, then you can press it.
Yep, yep, yep, very good. Keep on.
Bang! Oh, I like that!
Oh, that was a perfect play clear! You see what I just did there?
Let me see how low she is, how low she is.
I can't see, brother.
She's getting... oom, okay?
Look for one more all in. You can all in.
If you had a Q3, you'd be like,
NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Okay, well, yes, but no.
I said, you, yeah, okay.
You want to ult in her, but after you,
that's just right from the turret, because you could die from that.
The fact that you're eating on time was really good,
but you should have died.
Okay, this is green now.
This is green.
Now you should go all the way back and press B, B, B, B, B.
Why am I a part of the door?
Use it!
It doesn't matter, there's no point staying, you're staying for nothing, what are you gonna
do?
You're just gonna be dancing.
Use the gold and get more help, so you're back in lane.
Because you took time, now you're just on the way fast.
It's sense?
Yeah, I understand.
So you lost minions because of that?
You should have been a lot quicker.
She's actually E to A. Yeah, but she still won the trade because your half HP she's not.
Her ultimate is back up, so her ultimate makes her invulnerable.
She's got her W.
I should die.
Yeah.
Her ultimate freezes.
I think your ward killed her here.
Yeah.
That's nice.
Your work is pretty good. That's Jinxy.
Is that Jinxy or W Jinxy though?
That might be Jinxy.
Is that not the same skin?
W Jinxy.
He has the same skin.
Is that not like the default one?
I just don't even know.
That's default.
Get the sword, get the sword, get the sword, go back!
E back, E back and walk back.
E! E! E! Get the sword!
Ah, that was easy. There you go.
Gen Z can't hold the Q.
Okay, Lissandra did not go bot.
She's gonna be laying with you. She has no ultimate right now, okay? Remember that.
I
What
Why would I know I mean, okay, why though?
She's all of her pretty abilities. That's it
She's a mage. They she don't all were doing funny now. I'm gonna go
No, you're just shit
You're not shit, but she is out playing the fuck out of you
Well, she's not even out playing bro, you're under underperforming. I'm not gonna lie
Why are you not fighting that bro? What do you mean? I don't know it's my first time ever was this character, right?
So I don't you're running away. You need you need to fight. I said fight
Stop running if you die you die
If coach says fight you fight if you die it's coach fault
If coach says run you run I
Need you to go for these things so you can understand it feel it out
This year's a land of Hades
But you win that fight even though you were toward the HP why?
Because if you're a longer trade and her boys won't be up try to fight here you can't run
Get him on here try to fight
You're hiding all the choice because you overextended.
This game is going to be hard by the way because you're behind it.
It's okay, it's alright, but these are one of those games where you just try to be useful,
okay?
You're behind, enemy laner is ahead, but try to be useful.
Don't be AFK.
The moment you become AFK is when you become useless.
This is really strong.
She's really strong, the person that champion counters you as well, pretty sure.
She's fun, the teammates are inting her as well, of course not.
What's Tab?
You see, the queen is strong, she has one item, okay, one and a half items.
She's pretty strong, but if you get your EQ on her, you can find all of them.
So you see what she does?
Her E basically just like kicks you and she leaves backwards with her E.
Her Q blinds you.
That's an ultimate.
She turns to a burn.
You need to ultimate.
Watch the lane.
That's fine.
Actually, that's why I thought they were a little bit closer.
Careful. When am I trying to kill you?
She comes fast.
So I'm going to eat you.
Dean, you're fun.
Hello, is your hand on the keyboard?
I was so fast
We see how her hand you see her hand. I'll just travels if she just teleport to it
Okay, sorry, it's a hard night this one's hard matchup. So this is what like a kind of matchup is
But there was still opportunity for you to fight you notice how in early games you're still being here, right?
Yeah, I'm just like, Jesus, just fucking everyone on my team and taking three items, bro.
Yeah. No, that's not three items. That's one and a half.
You opened the barter?
She's still strong. You don't even have one item yet. Once you have one item, then you can probably fight her.
Because this fight is a lot better than her spike.
Okay, right now I want you to try to get the turret, like the turret play, play, play,
play, play, play, play, play, play, play, crystals, you see the crystals, these are the devils.
Yep, that's it.
What the fuck is that?
That was good, good floss.
Okay, go all the way to your turret behind your turret.
Hey, push me.
There we go.
She might chase her here, won't she?
There's no follow-up.
Maybe, she might be in that bush.
Hey, you're uh, you're sword.
You can sell it, but there's no point selling it.
You just get your board, right?
You can do the evening hand, remember?
Yeah.
You can take that teleport right next to the rock.
Next time, okay?
Yeah, click it, click it, click it, right click it.
See how it teleports you?
No, it's only when it's a headset dragging
We're so like good fight for you. Oh, I see a quadruple again. I see a quadruple big M
Again, I see a quadruple right here. Let me see you
Hey, you get my limit, bro
That's my mother.
They don't think it's been more. I said it's been more.
Fuck you, bro.
Your turret has been destroyed.
That was a nice try.
Ah, that's hard.
You like to go bot now?
Someone commented, yo, I just saw a guy fly across my window.
Is that you, Moodo?
Now are you still in this?
This game is a good one though.
How is this winnable though?
Because it's low elo.
You put me in this game I won't be not in this.
Every game is winnable.
I'm not even kidding.
I never want to see you FF.
You never FF.
I want you to play games out like this, okay?
It's smir, it's smir.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'll get team, brother.
He's useful, yeah, they go.
He go like the Quinn, like the Quinn, the Quinn, the Quinn, the Quinn, the Quinn.
There you go, boom, three kills, three shutdowns, and you got a bounty.
Well, you didn't get it, but your teammates did, right?
But if you were in that fight a lot faster, you would have got more, you probably got the kills.
You see how you just get these opportunities when they're always going to make mistakes.
Okay, it may it's miserable to be behind but they're still
Are you with me?
The brain might be fine though
I'm so fucking so much as her
okay here you can go bot lane pay attention bro lock in that ass my limit bro i'm fucked
okay finish the game then we're done i need like i need like a song or something bro okay turn
on your music if you have to go but like lock in i need your coaching bro i need your coaching though
up to you then then pick your poison so they're fighting me look at look at mid lane
You can't do anything, just keep hitting the wave, auto the minions, auto the turret, stop autoing the minions!
Now, Q the minions, and auto the turret, Q the minions.
You see? Careful, Nashivana.
EQ, EQ, EQ.
Do it.
No, you cannot fight here. But the queen, you have to fight. Ah, you have to fight there.
Yeah, but...
yeah but it's okay it's okay it's okay yeah this guy's getting uh exed out for the rest of the day
uh day all right let's use a day to die
Luke we'll see tomorrow we'll see you in a day bro we'll see you we'll see you
wanna not damn murder not making it silver anytime soon hey man fuck you he's gonna make it silver in a week
Okay, what is the next play here, Muna?
Just talk to him.
Bottom, bottom, bottom and wait for drag.
And if there's a fight there, that's what you meant, maybe, but that's only an F.
Very good.
You're learning.
Listen.
You're learning.
That's what matters.
You wait clear, Q all of them, nice.
So under the turret, you see how I told you to auto the turret, but use your abilities
on the minions?
Cause you get both at the same time, so while your auto animation is going out, you press
Q.
It's done?
Yeah, they're coming for you, Q out.
Go around, go around, they're coming to you, they're coming to you, go, go, go, go,
That's alright, we're up, these games happen.
I
Gg ff
What up, she's talking shit to you you gonna take that bro. Are you a winner or loser a winner are you a winner or loser?
I don't know the a-rab bacon
The a-rab bacon. Let's see what you got. Let's see what you got a-rab
Hahahaha
I'll get that back to base
100 hit music on will seem embarrassing
Ah, f***ing good
Hahahaha
Okay, okay
Let's go to hell!
This prideless legend never dies.
Coach, Coach, how about it?
All right, lock in.
All right, push out bot, push out bot.
I don't blame my brother.
Blame is a petty thing in the scope of justice.
Look, you see how the turret is gold, by the way?
You see how it's gold?
That's objective value.
That means you guys are really behind.
So if you get this, the comments will do about it again.
Oh, you see in the chat?
An allied objective bound has been claimed on the turret.
Bonus bounding, 460 gold, split for their team.
The team has got triple kills.
Keep watch, ooh-ha.
You see that champion, Samira?
Yeah.
That champion has a high...
No, no, keep pushing bot, keep pushing bot.
Yeah, no choice.
Keep pushing bot, keep pushing bot.
You might die here, but...
Wait, I should stay in the bush, stay in the bush, stay in the bush.
Alright, I'm gonna push again, push again.
Lissandra's just so top.
Two of them could be here soon.
I should know one of them could be here in a moment.
We're a long way to go.
Bye, Ghosts and Loki.
Rolling on slower, lasting.
He's on him, he's on him.
He's gonna come to you.
Q out, Q out, Q out.
Okay, if you chase you, you need to eat her.
Wait, wait, wait, you have to play them anyway.
Stay away, walk towards her, eat honor, eat honor, eat honor.
Nice!
OOOH! Almost, Mura!
You let your nuts on her head!
That was good!
Stay in that bush, stay in that bush. She's gonna try to cheese you again.
Get ready to E off. Get ready to EW. Get ready, get ready.
Ready? Now!
Oh!
Oh! You got him! You got him! You got him, Mura!
I
You said do you hear me
Yeah
wait wait wait oh wait no you spoke to the right way I thought you meant to
spell like it's you are good but no wait no I spoke to the right way can't
Music coach is fucking retarded
What do I do now? What do I do now? What do I do now?
The giant's coming up in 25 seconds and I'm quickly chasing you here
Remember she can come flying at you like a bird
Okay, go group with the team
Group with the team, group with the team now
go on that bush go on the bush head up hit the blue hit the blue hit the blue hit the blue
towards them no no you shall I yeah but it's a lot go to a lot go to a lot go to a lot
they see you they see you mura they can be there see them on the map yes way for
Momo, the Queen is coming at you.
Wait, wait, stay in that bush, stay in that bush, stay in that bush.
Go with the Momo, go with the Momo, go go go go go go go go go.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Come on Queen, go go go go go go.
They'll smite any out.
Let's try.
It was hard, I think your teammates were not ready
all at the same time, it's a bit hard to play that.
But, it's okay.
Still in a ball
That's right, that's right
It's alright. It's alright. How much LP do you lose? 20. 20 LP. It's alright. Alright,
your brain's overloaded today so that's it, okay? Yeah, I love how you look here. Yeah,
you can tell. I can tell. You just don't have to play back. That's alright. Get off of the
day and that's it. Login tomorrow. Alright bro. The legends are having a week. Good luck.
Can I go shoot tomorrow? Alright, I got you bro. Let me know. I love you too man. I love
you. I hope you get run over. Thank you, thank you. I probably won't be playing but we'll
see you. Alright. I love you bro tonight. I love you tonight.
What did we do today? Did we just play League of Legends all day?
Did we literally just play League of Legends all day today?
Eximation mark?
What do I do?
Eximation mark stream?
What's the command chat?
What's the command shop?
Eight hours of leave?
8 hours of the year?
Bro it felt like 4 or 3 hours.
My god okay bro, I need to get off.
What do I even do when I get off? Do I even have a life? Maybe eat and go to the gym?
It's 11.32. I need to go to the gym. I need to go to the gym, chat. I need to go to the gym.
Find a house, bro. I don't have one. I think I've secretly, like, I think I've secretly...
I think chat, I think I'm gonna be homeless, bro.
I think I'm gonna boot a stream up bro, and I'm just gonna be in a garage in like a week or so
Am I actually going back to the house
Going back to my parents house I have to I mean there's no other way I'm gonna be homeless
Garage arc.
First homeless milliter.
Actually though.
Alright chat.
Sleep time bro.
Go to the gym.
Eat, go to the gym.
Or what do I do?
It's 11.30.
Like what do I do?
Do I even want to go to the gym at 11.30?
like 1130 too late but not letting up to Q one more game yo bro what the fuck man
What the fuck?
Chow what do we do bro like I'm trying to think I need to eat before I go to the gym
So if I eat and go to the gym, it's gonna be 12 o'clock
I'm gonna get back at like 1245 one shower 130 145
like what do i do child what do i do bro
what do i do bro once like someone's calling give me one sec who is this
hello yo yo was good yo stop stop they could hear you bro they could hear you
bro like ASAP because like wallablam actually scared I'm gonna be homeless
bro bro it's bad bro it's scary man uh bro on a scale of one to ten how good
Do you think this house is like do you think I'm gonna like it?
What
Bro, I have a private beach behind me
Well, how insane is this house these actually be nice
Kitchen.
Everything.
Bathrooms.
Everything.
Bro, are you serious?
Bro, take your time, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Actually, would you live in it, basically?
Would you live there if you could?
I mean, like, if you were there, yeah.
Oh my god, bro.
So holy shit.
Okay, bro.
Monday what time?
I'm down for like 11. Is 11 good done?
Okay, say less about 11 o'clock. Yo, I'm gonna call you at like
Sorry
Yes, bro. Yes. Yes. Yes
Oh my god, actually I was thinking of ending shooting go to the gym
Not the gym
oh my god fuck it
fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it
yeah i love you
i love you bro take care
oh do i really cue one more right now?
Do I really kill one more girl?
Bro.
Chat.
Bro, I have no house.
Like bro, I have no house.
I have no house, except for the one on Monday apparently.
Bro, I had no idea where to go, where to live, what to do,
but apparently there's a house that's on Monday.
That's on Monday.
Should we do an IRL stream of going and taking a look
at the house on Monday chat in the morning?
Like in the morning, boot up at 9 a.m.
desktop stream for like 30 minutes to an hour and go see the house on stream me
and Jawad why do you have to leave this house mods hi-bys cue the mute cue the
clip bro cue the clip yeah my house got bought by three Indians
I have to be out of the house by the 31st.
Like out of the house at 31st and chat how do I tell you I have nowhere to live.
Instead of finding a house, I've been playing League of Legends and Valorant and streaming
8-10 hours a day.
Like, what do I do bro?
Bro, hopefully this house is good bro.
Like I'm not gonna lie chat.
I literally have nowhere to live except this like 3, this fucking 3 point bro.
Apparently I have no I have literally nowhere to live except like this three point. It's just this three point, bro
What do you guys like bro, I have my own private beach apparently
Like bro, I have my own private beach
Apparently.
I mean I'm looking at the Google map of the address bro like I lowkey kinda do have a
private beach behind me.
How much are you renting it for?
I don't know.
I have no idea what the price is bro.
But all I do know is the house is on the street of where I live or literally just fucking
mansions.
literally mansions on the fucking side of the street bro. Like I live in like
boccia in my neighborhood it's just mansion mansion mansion mansion mansion
mansion mansion and then my house and it's like literally like it's not that
it's not it's not a mansion but it's it's not small either it looks nice I hope I
like it bro I hope I like it I mean it doesn't look big but it doesn't look
small is the house close to you it's a
Eighteen minutes to the gym.
I hope the house is...
Well, I'm not gonna lie, like, I'm not gonna lie chat.
I actually do have a beach in my backyard, which is, like, kinda scary, you know?
Wait, is the garage not connected to the house?
Wait, it doesn't even have a garage.
It doesn't have a garage, does it?
Oh, does it even have a garage?
It's not Romanian to be scared of someone stealing your M3.
That's not what I'm scared of.
I'm scared, like, of heavy hail.
a lot in Canada bro. So like Moki, they all paint chips. Like I don't want to, you know,
insurance, they don't cover hail chips, it's just paint chips.
Insurance doesn't cover paint, like chips. Maybe like a heavy damage.
Put two or three torps on that hoe. Guys, guys, I want a garage bro. What is wrong with you?
I
Think is bro. I don't know if I should go to the gym after I
Don't know. I'm gonna head stream though. I try to love y'all, but see y'all tomorrow, right?
Chat let me ask y'all this do y'all want an early stream or a late stream if it's an early stream
I should just eat and go to bed
If it's an early show we should eat go to bed wake up tomorrow and just stream early
stream how early is early 12 12 is early if y'all want me live by 12 if y'all
let me live by 12 I gotta skip the gym today
take the day off and don't stream at all you're a terrorist like it's literally
impossible like how am i supposed to eat and go to the gym all before one o'clock
i just don't like going i like going live before jinxie bro i like i like going live
before jinxie please bro jinxie like is literally a fucking like he's literally a fucking like
bro when i go live he goes live he literally just like eats my asshole bro this guy messaged me on
Instagram and said yo Muda, can I borrow $10,000 I need a car
Like bro, what what are you saying? Like what?
He's going live tomorrow at 8 a.m
Now I'm gonna go live around like I'm gonna go live it around like I don't know anyway, we'll see
We'll see what time I go live at, but I want to gym.
Like all I did today was wake up and then just buy a second monitor and then gym or sorry.
And then just stream.
Hail is considered an act of nature and most insurances cover it real.
It's, um, like, would you really put your car in assurance and all that for like, like
just color chips?
It's like, it's so extra.
And wouldn't they claim it?
Would they claim it?
You know, okay, real, you're actually OD, for real, you're actually OD.
So if, if, if hail paint chipped your car, like little bit all over the place, you would
actually put that shit through insurance.
Oh, flood insurance, yeah, flood, yeah, of course.
If your car gets flooded, you're just fucked.
I hope this car, I wish, I hope this house is a garage, because if it has a garage, it
be fired if it doesn't like it's just tripped just fuck damn man I wanted to
locate Jim 1146 p.m.
I live in Florida by the beach yeah I know but if I go eat and then go to the
gym chat like I'm gonna be back by like one to one thirty shower I'm gonna be
like it's gonna be like two o'clock two o'clock okay I get in bed I'm gonna watch
a movie of like Queens gambit on Netflix it's an episode probably gonna be like
three to four o'clock and go to sleep wake up geez
yo that that show is so good by the way I did this Queens gambit show I'm
watching on Netflix I'm on the floor I just finished the first episode
All right, I'm gonna end stream right bro. Listen, man, genuinely though all jokes aside. I love you
It's been a really good couple of streams lately, bro
I feel like I've been low key and full state when it comes to like these jokes. I don't know why
Only been streaming for two and a half you not even two and a half only between for like two years in a couple months
Bro, I love you. I'll pick you always for being my friend, bro
I think I always for watching me while the blood means a lot to me man
There's like so many bigger streamers, bro
But it means a lot to you that you guys love me bro and watching
Yes, I will get challenger and League of Legends second of all real
You're chopped
All right real
Anyway, a Luke
Serval rumble Zed. I love y'all. Y'all are also chopped. Yes. I'm gonna get challenger, bro
I'm not lying bro. Listen. I love y'all take care
Take care take care. I love y'all be a nice person, bro
Be a nice person then be a nice person bro karma always comes back man. Be a good be a nice
Be a nice person bro, I love y'all take care of yourself drink some water eat some food bro
I love y'all man. I love y'all. I love y'all bro
And yeah, I love that bro. God bless you guys. I hope you guys get blessed with wealth and health
I hope you find the girlier dreams of the man in your dreams
Oh, yeah, bro, never get into your head, bro. Don't get too much in your head, man
It sucks when you're in your head, bro. Get out of your head, bro. Get out of your head, bro. Anyway, I love y'all, man
I love y'all a lot
Tomorrow make sure to play some Valorant because it haven't been played Valorant. Maybe we push for radiant tomorrow. Who knows?
Maybe I guess snipe my fucking, uh, I don't know, bro
I don't know. Maybe I guess snipe my like fucking eight counters. Oh shit. God knows tomorrow pushing for silver
I'll talk to you later, bro. Take care. Have a good night. I love you. Peace out
Yeah, I'll be right back.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, no
That's not the way to get all the mails
Y'all, what is this?
All of it's sad stuff
Oh, God
You don't want me out
Oh, God