Sure. Thanks for the bits. Thank you. your car won't start come down stairs are giving me a boost boost this boost this this you moon moon this millionaire has one hair and spends thousands to protect it You think I protect this shit fella? PJ, thanks for subbing. Blaze me like a Dona Daydreamer, boob uh, Fett, Crinn, Terrio, Bond, Cashew, OMG, it's Cocoa only types, E-Modes, Conan, Olomite, Mesh, 11. Thanks for something krigot. Thanks for something Damn this one kind of making my pussy wet nice Hey We got the eighth engine to call my doubly extra shut man. Oh nice to hear about your pussy, dude I'm late. I said three sharp, but I actually started streaming At 309 I'm so freaking sorry Neil thanks for seven You know what? Yeah, you've given me four minutes of leeway. I had to go pick up my truck. It's not a cyber truck. Back tomorrow, three sharp, dude. That's my gamer promise. Thanks for watching. Oh past moon moon you fool The hubris of man Belga likes for seven Robot Ridley thinks for seven You get to come I got I got a tundra So I have a tiny tiny penis evil banana in a Ridley and Belga and C.L.O.S. and Marcy Burrito not zero velocity Neil Sunbro and walkin and condorium extra so I gotta clear my glasses okay fellows puts a gun on table I saw the cat shaking his head turn into cat nodding his head very quick That's my boss shit dude. You know, I mean I consider myself kind of like Tony Sopranum Fat Yeah New cam win. I gotta get a Capture card for it. It might be like next week. I don't know it depends. Maybe we'll find it in stores Please look bald called. Song name please. Mmmmmm. Boom. Brother you're mustache. I think you cheated and used mustache oil, but it looks good. The demon, the demon that would be unleashed if if I used mustache oil dude trying to do like the creepy Tony I Let me find him cuz he's dead Song name please dude, I got you bro. I got you man that. Dude, I freaking got you dude. The bro tell me that's not one for one bro. They should have cast me. I mean Granted I was like 14. What could have been? the gold I mean gold chain replaced by a headset wire I'm an angry Italian at heart I got mad yesterday but I like I could feel myself getting mad so I was like I don't want to be mad and then I wasn't Thanks for coming This is before street I don't want to be mad about this Therapy is working therapy start the best game of the century already okay it's nitpicking time you You know the cutscene where Monaco breaks that building and then splits the party? There's a whole bunch of cutscenes like that that just like happen suddenly and like they're over quick. I don't know. It, it, you know what I'm talking about, dude? Monaco, no, Monaco, Monaco, Monaco. That one's definitely a jank. There are some jank transitions, the most part of the cutscenes have been good though. I'll try to point them out as they happen. Either either is a perfect game, you can't give any criticism to it. There's not any positives on that list this it's not your guys' fault, all the guys said me positive You said you like the combat. Yeah, I like Perry slob. That's my favorite kind of slob for the most part. QT is not feeling QT is a positive too. I feel like QT is going to a bad rap. They were used egregiously during like the PS3 era and shit, but I don't I don't like to play a modern game that used them like they used to. You know what I mean? QT He's not bad. I don't think it's... But if it's like a random, like, third-person adventure game from like the PS3, like Jak and Daxter 69 or some shit, then you have to do QT's during cutscene. Yeah, I can see how you could be annoyed by that shit. I can see that. I don't know man, I never played that shoot. What's considered a QTE? Yesterday someone in chat said that they don't think they would like this game because the combat feels like it's a bunch of QTEs. But it's not really QTEs. What's a QTE? When I I think of QT, I think of a button you have to press during a cutscene. Do I like the swimsuits? Oh, yeah! Oh! Oh! I Don't know it I feel like it apart from like the combat and some of the cool bosses and shit it's hard to Give like a like a positive Opinion like I like the way the story is unfold, right? But we barely know the story so it's kind of hard to come to a conclusion that to whether or not like I like that part of the game. You can take these up. That's the point. Yeah. No. I mean, no. They were character I don't think I could say up I don't know if I have one Renoir the goat I do kind of like Renoir I Don't think I like Verso all that much like he's cool, but like I I've said it once before I'll say it again And I know this is Renoir's motivation for the most part. He just does it better than Verso better than Verso. The whole ma family, therefore I am evil or good motivation for characters so fucking weak man. Every time, bro. Hey, look, and it's valid motivation. A lot of the time. I get it. I won't discount them. So hopefully I'm not disappointed by what continues to happen. But right now all we have is the surface level ma family ma family. No. I would I just want my family to be together again. No! You can't do that! My family! We're good. We're good. All of my food's here, wasn't it? And I know that I'm not the only one I'm the only one I'm the only one I'm the only one I'm the only one Sorry, no one has the channel as with the best mod covers I've seen. on the on-screen assets. Yeah, they're pretty cool. Meow meow meow. I see. That's good. Too much pepper? No, it had some mustard on it. mustard. I guess I should love you up in case the game decides to randomly put us in a split-party situation. Fucking bitch, I'll never forgive you. Teleports? Mwaaahhhhhh! I wish I could tell maybe I can maybe I'm stupid time to destroy the environment Oops. Oh, lovely. Oh, lovely. Like that said, over here. I fucking hate the environment! Fuck you! Boom. Millions of fish. I Just enter my workday. I'm on meeting I'm kind of wondering if I should even go peep these these little side areas because Each one has been ass-poundingly difficult, sir. come in so then I went back to the live stream so because I missed it I was like an hour late so I had to go back in the pod and then I go back to you know live and then moon is just nitpicking just looking for things to hate about expedition 33 he was I mean he was like I think Minoco said something along lines of like oh you're letting yourself get close to these guys huh and moon was so upset about it he went on a fucking 50 minute rant well he went on like a 10 minute rant but they went on a 40 minute rant justifying the rant and then two hours later it gets rage baited again into going into the rant again justifying his rant about Minoco saying oh you're letting yourself get close to these guys aren't you that's it and then people call him a nitpicker I'm not a nitpicker every nitpick I've ever done has been preface with me saying I'm nitpicking right now by the way that was on nitpick that was a shitty anime line and it was not a good concert sorry I feel like we've killed these guys no we can't your cams frozen that's not on right now because I'm stuffing my fucking face But that's how the MGS3 ending is, one for one. The second, I mean that with all due respect. It's time to die! He dodged both of them, he's a fucking cheater. The only thing I dodge are hard boss fights. Dude, I'm not gonna... The only boss fight we skipped so far is one that would have literally taken me 250 rounds to do, bro. Hmm. Well, well, well. And I had to play perfectly the whole time which is you know I did We did be terrarium master at our core and that did demand over 60 hours of extreme focus Oh man, you got a lot of HP there, buddy. Yeah, welcome to the game leap mode, yeah. Hehehe Oh my god Did you shot? rise my shot what is that fucking attack man man Disaster eyes from your grave Hmm 14 Oh, it's the it's the suicide weapon. What's the we have? Oh, we have a resplendent You know, Bellatro! Swim, swim, swim! Wheeeeeewww! My cursor is on screen. Go away. Oh wait, we have to go in here. Dude, even Final Fantasy VIII had a fucking name after you. That's all I'm gonna say. That's all I'm gonna say. That's all I'm gonna say. Even in Final Fantasy VII, I had a motherfucking mini-map, dude. 1996, by the way. Oh, wait. Where's this guy? Lost technology? He's so mad. I'm not mad, I'm just sayin', bro. That's all I'm sayin'. I Forgot if I've been here Well Nintendo might sue if they put a money map in is that is that the type shit they're on right now? guys who will not let this game just let it go bro I study history I'll sit again I played more g rpg is probably the most people towards shit all right most people push it I can't get in there, sorry I was eating them, I'm a good JRPG of them. You're flesh. that one just feels too easy to say expedition 43 to be that damn snake destroyed all our submarines in a matter of minutes And now we're stuck with no equipment, no food, no water, nothing. No way to get off this island, and no way to kill that bloody serpent. Pitter. The painters must be laughing, diverting the resources of the entire engineering and defence divisions to construct those subs and led all the people who trusted our vision and volunteered their lives. If we die stranded on this tiny island after everything we went through to get here, my ghost will haunt her blasted monolith and this island and that stupid snake for all time. MAD! We've got through the extra of the five subs dude. I think we've got through. Does that hurt right there? Oh no. Close off. I Excuse me! No! Look at me and break. We hit him with a versatile... Alright, whatever. Ha ha ha ha! Holy shit! This motherfucker is spitting him bro! Damn, what a song, dude! Stop! Goddamn! Watch out! Oops! Oops! I don't know how. Oops. Oops. No, no. Welp. Oh, no. HAHAHAHAHA! That's alright. Never mind. Oh Fuck Okay. Good luck, Luda. Okay. That's a wrap. Oops. Let's go again. What are you doing? Bring it on! Damn man! fuck it bitch We're splitting Chroma Catalyst! He has some cool little weapons. Not swords. So that's a bonus. Why am I a meteor today? I was stuffing my disgusting fucking lawn here. I'm about to get some more food too, hang on. Swords are cool. Me when I bring a sword to the battlefield and I see the gigachat knight wearing full plant armor with a fucking halberd. Yes, I'll die then! Suppose I'll fucking die then! Blind! Me when I bring my 100 times folded Japanese sword to the battlefield, And there's a disgust and unbathed peasant with a sharpened piece of wood staring me down. Guess I'll fucking die then. Guess I'll fucking die then. He's still leading? Two-hander swords and jump attacks? This ain't fucking Dark Souls, though. Pesants don't fear death. Yeah. He's not the one who is, uh, fearing death or receiving death. We gotta go over here. The only guy who played Bushido Blade, you die so fast. Was there a guy in Bushido Blade with a spear? Offer more. I feel like we've been here, man. Greetings, friends. It's time to die. I was sure we came from the other side. I saw fighting the comic where the guy had a broken arm and he uses a whip. That show was so cool. You can say manga, it's okay man. I won't judge you. It will. Alicia's birthday party. I won't. It was Man-Wa? All my friends read Man-Wa, dude. I'd rather be gaming. RBG, dude. IRBG. Let me get my the other half of my giant jersey myself RGV, thank you for giving 10 subs, I appreciate that. James and CheeseHumper and El Presidente and LudeAnime is LudeDixxRusso... Sorry. Now we go... over here? Southwest guy, Southwest. Well, let me just... Look at me, compass. Come. What's my Vtuber lore? Alright, so basically... I'm half a marmot. Right? You guys know what a marmot is? It was actually a marmot... Marmot sex demon. Fell in love with a human man, and then they had me. And my bits soon dare, but also You can call me mommy Wobbles Careful. Some expedition has died here. Oh really? Isn't that normal metaphor I'm running about? It has a taste for expeditioner armbands. Me when I go to an area in this game and there's not a dead expeditioner on the ground? I suppose you want to fight? Yeah. Everyone wants to fight all the time, but I just want to enjoy these fallen leaves. What is this place? It's a forest, can't you see? Two of your expedition friends are here too. Other survivors, can you show us? Oh yeah, no, they're dead. Easy spot, you'll see them along the way. So if I go into the top of the cliff, it'll be fine. The big one is over there. Yeah, maybe don't go there. Thanks for the warning. Wow an expositioner who listens capital Is operating cam can you upgrade Mike to maybe maybe eat up again oh I took a big bite hmm yeah looks like they know there's only a couple areas with the color bomb that's over and at this point they We're getting more areas of like cohesive like themes and shit, instead of the theme being random colors It's nice My Al Hello Bella. Oh, wow. Oh, wow, wow. Hmm. Hmm. whoopsie It's going so messy, I'm sorry, hang on. Earth? Hmm. I mean, let's put this bad boy on, big damage upgrade. We've been kind of nerving ourselves on purpose. Like how Piccolo wears the weighted clothing. So. It's not talking. It's not talking. Goin' in! Oh Our music we haven't heard yet What's your reading? Investigates for any generative AI? Hmm, let's see here. Nope, those look like words. Bro, let me go that way. Hmm, I don't know, this house looks pretty congruent, could have been generated by a robot. I'm still stuffing me face that cool boys Yep. What am I? What? Hmm. Sausage, dude. All right, dude, when do I do this earth weapon man? Can you change weapons in combat? No? You can do that in Final Fantasy 2 by the way. Boom! at least so you can use your abilities you'll see him I Have some fun I bet that whole kill's like... Blast him! Blast him! In one rink at every 20% missing health. Wait, this is really good. Is there a way...? You always get one shot though. I got bad news chatter That's some bad news fella I Hmm It's gonna be a way to use aluminum to get him to her man one. We probably don't have something like that. this is probably good and then we just find a good a skill to use instead of a That's one. Matthew, 35. He was so brave. So that's what it means to lay the trail. I survived and will continue on. But all the heroes of my team I dedicate our journals. All of them were bleeding out from our battle with the terrifying Nevron roaming this area. Yet in their final moments, they used their bodies to create a bridge for those who come after. Damn. Exhibition 35 is over, but tomorrow comes. Holy shit. Look at these goofy-eyed characters. Dude, you wouldn't see that shit in fucking our frayers, man. Goofy-eyed, dancing-eye, bitch-eye, ghost? Was that ghost or some shit? They don't like these little guys. Is your car on? Oops. Hmm. It's not for me. Gosh. So what an FM I am bruh. This is where we came down right? Pretty sure. This might be a dead end, so we should come over here first. All right. They're all flying. Um, guys? I'll tend to die, we'll see ya. Holy. Oh my god. Wait, there's the boss. Ha ha ha. I did it again. Oh Gotta bury those Damn Oh, well... BIRD! Let's come upon... Oh well. Just try it. Well, we can't go virtuoso because we died. Oh I want to go for a bite oh well send in the boys Not good, Trillian could be with a better weapon. I Bear Unreal I Perry that Flash me die from one hit I Fuck Time to suffer back up bitch No damn, no damn, no damn, no damn. Shut up, Leo! Big Verso counter, dude. Oh well. Give him the blackie. YAAAAP! Oh no! I think we're done blowing early in the air though. a little too early again, I guess. Liz on! Liz on these NUTS! yeah yeah I can turn on the thing now what does it do I've at least one moon charge men's skills are always critical but damage taken is double Is this counting Twilight too? Holy shit Mama Mia Looks cool too Let's get you uh, let's get you weapon Shall we? Hmm. Really got to upgrade your shit there, chief. I only have one Agi luck weapon. Reverse Basial Wheel Order. Or we can finally do a basic attack build. I don't know if we got the juice. Why is my cam so big? I don't know. I kind of like like a real person Rating on the sub delicious Delicious out of 10 You got an IHP and I hate that, and you. So fucking fast. Oh I'm so fucking fast. Oh! Oh! Made a good a-rank. Extreme single target physical damage six hits. And reapply stun. End bringer. Reading, menuing, menuing. I mean, these two are here. Yeah, we got the skill points that should brah You maybe get there does math 6 10 16 When you've grown fat what No, I'm looking trim, looking trim and fit. Respect whole tree. Come back when we got more points. Apex probably good. All set. She does start with 6 AP. But I don't even... Don't we have auto rush on now? I'm still casting rush to the start combat. This guy fucking stupid. Oh my god! It's like the damage increase is kind of negligible, like 3% crit, pretty good. She doesn't even really benefit all that much from luck. The offense makes your curricula explain. Whatever. We got a camp. Well, there's a weapon scaling for damage. I'm aware. I've played video games before, once. Hmm, who would benefit my pipe? Oh, you. Oh, you. Who would benefit my pipe? Are you? I Damn, they have 40. Jeez! Oh my, Mia! I in a way you got all the AP ups she don't she don't she don't I feel like she's got something that I'm forgetting about that I threw on frivolously which is why I don't throw stuff on frivolously because I forget that I put it on. Oh Move energizing break you have no break on her Good looking chatter. Plus three. I'm sorry, I know. I'm ready. When the time is right. Ready for the answer? So, yeah. I'm just going to watch the guy who's not... ...sleeped. Should I go eat a little bit or something nice to eat? Sly, let's go. Lord Recap, please botch your BDI has not released a six hour video on the Lord. I don't know, I don't really know the full story either, buddy. Wait. Where are you going? I gotta go back in. in. Skips. Ha ha! I love it here on the continent. Ha ha ha! Yippee! Ha ha! We went down and then I'm pretty sure we found our way back up, right? Yeah. How did we get back up? I want to check, I want to check down one more time. This game more overrated than MGS3? big bait chatter. very strong if you're a sap woman Is that even a stranding type game? What even makes a game a strand type game? Walking? Codex? Norman Reedus yeah. It's supposed to be connecting places but who the fuck knows? I Just do 25,000 damage with our basic attack. Persona! I don't trust Kojima's opinion on games because he doesn't even plug and play to the games. This guy only goes home and watches Quentin Tarantino movies and that's pretty much all he does. That's what smells like leather and not in a good way. Maybe he does taxidermy, dude. Maybe he cares leather, dude. You don't know that. You don't know that. Where do I go? Am I truly this dumb? I've got to turn around trying to get everything. attacks a dermis to STF you? No. I'm allowed to talk about curing leather. That is my right. You cannot tell me to shut up about it. Wait till you hear why he smells like leather, you'll shift bricks. Oh, it was a terrible story. Back in 1973, during the Russo-Japanese conflict, there was a village, and in that village was a little girl and that little girl well I'm gonna spend two minutes tell you why she said Oh Paris Oh And she is, she is MUCHO SHREKED! You literally doubled her strength. Foot angle of Piccolo as the weighted clothing hits the floor and thuds, shaking the nearby area. My controller still vibrate take the light out like in that one zone No. Weeeeeee! Who put these air in the water? I'm back here again. What's happening? Hey, I see a link. Expedition 69. The lamp lighting's expedition. all right all right I'm just here for goatee gameplay I don't want any of those Japanese cartoons dot dot dot sorry I don't get that reference crying emoji Is that literally the coolest motherfucker on the planet? Bro put down the xbox controller. Brother has put a whole lot of his arc raiders stash to be here dude, that's awesome. Oh fuck! How do I understand that? I wanna go up. You see the China banned anime manga from their next comic con? So what, is it just like American comics son? That's cool. Hey can you please show each character's feet in the sunlight no shadows thanks brother have a happy holidays and smoke weed every day. It's kind of hard to get a foot in. The Chinese walk to Chinese Comic Con. There's a giant black myth Wukong poster on the front. Everyone inside is cosplaying as Wukong. There's 10,000 Wukongs. You. You breathe. I thought her paintings took you all. I wish I could understand. Why she does that? What are you talking about? She's always been there from the moment I was born you find her maybe she will talk to you That's why she killed them all Yeah Thank you Where appears a perv is around here somewhere What fuck where is she? Let me interact with the door. I'll be okay Why take that when I can jump? Oh, you won't let me jump from up here. I could probably do that Death Stranding though, just saying. Alright Clint, let's talk. Is this the person the boy mentioned? Hey. I'm in a boy he asked to talk to you. He asked why are your paintings taking us all? I do it for him. I do it for us. I respect what he created, what we created. What does that mean? There's going to sound again. We should report back to the bull. You do it for Kobe? That's hard. Booyee! Banner door? I've already been in there. When you do a corruption of champions run, that's the porn game, right? Never. Bosselix for Shibbeth? Please find her and ask her why she kills them all. I did, dude. Really, what did she say? She's doing this for you to respect what you created with her. But, but, that's not what I wanted, I never... Please maybe you can do it stop her paintings from erasing anymore be careful Me when I'm about to die, but I'm French Oh, hey, buddy good to see you again L.A. dies. I am L.A. covered in flames. Everyone's covered in sysab dude. You guys know the tree sap is actually maple syrup, or maple syrup is actually tree sap? Did you know I don't give a fuck? All right, I'm good. Gonna snap his tree blood? Yeah, and I drink blood. I'm sick and twisted. do they heal expedition up? Even with water, we'd eventually run out of stamina, for our lives to come after. Sadly our lives may have proven the defense is both absolutely necessary and wholly insufficient. Me, me, grown ass adult. Sit down at table with nine other grown ass adults. Guys, what if we went to the Super Dangerous Continent, didn't give anyone any weapons, really is the skill we've got in the console in forever. That's a good idea. Let's do that. That's a great idea. I'll do that. You're the boss. You're the boss, buddy. Oh. This shit does so much damage she's the boss killer I just wish I had some way to ramp up like one turn faster. I guess I do now that I don't have to cast Rush right away. Not that it's been particularly useful. What is this? You haven't built Versaumail, right? If you think anyone else does good damage. Yeah, I can serve myself a... I'm an E-33 theory crafter. I've spent countless hours trying to puzzle off the perfect build for these characters. shoves you by the neck, shoves your face into the nearest toilet, flushes it. I Shush! I See ya incoming Oh that weird like disappearing mask explosion attack dude there's no fucking way I was a pair of that shit man Oh I feel like I missed Iron Maiden. I'll be back with rage. I I Yeah, I'm on a lot of damage first round that's crazy No one is going to come for my love No one is going to come for my love There's no way No one is going to come for my love Which massive podcaster? Unfortunate. I love the dots. I think I'll carry you when I hear the... Even though that might be too early. I don't know. Eclipse Necromancer leaks for sure. I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! Fuck it, keep going. My Algo's after her. I Here we go again. Hmm. Heal to you? Some way, huh? A riddle. Oh That's crazy So I Am I used to surviving heads use that where they kill me We're I Was done I will bring it out Not defences anymore. You're the fern! Who in here? Get ready to obey. Oh Oh, forever, I'll see you. I'm not impressed. Let's come upon them. I don't know if there's like a specific one I'm supposed to be shooting at, I think it's This is damage. Your turn to shine. Oops! Oops! Oh, fuck! I'll do it! I think, I think there is less mass than there was before. It's a real-life pussy on the wall I'm a baby on the wall The real-life pussy on the wall I'm a baby on the wall I'm a baby on the wall FUCKING BITCH! I'll be right back Okay I So then I went back to the live stream so because I missed it I was like an hour late so I had to go back in the pod and then I go back to you know live and then Moon is just nitpicking just looking for things to hate about expedition 33 he was I mean he was like I think Monoco said something along the lines of like, oh, you're letting yourself get close to these guys, huh? And Moon was so upset about it. He went on a fucking 50 minute rant and then Well, we went on like a 10 minute rant, but they went on a 40 minute rant justifying the rant and then two hours later It gets rage baited again into going into the rant again Justifying his rant about Monoco saying oh, you're letting yourself get closer to these guys. Aren't you? That's it And then people call him a nitpicker. I'm not a nitpicker! That from invisibility attacks pretty bullshit. Penny and Giga De-trace? Thanks for the help. De-trace? De-trace? I Break me down again Oh I don't know what makes him come out. I thought I was hitting the one that makes him growl, but... Brace yourself. Save me. Save me. Save me. We need to help the thoughts. Oh Now you just didn't do enough damage like I didn't do all that much image when I made him come out I use the wrong ability, fellas. Not impressed. Not impressed. No, John! No, no, please, get out of the way! No, no! No, John! No, John! No! Bring it on! No! Not done! Oh, no. I Bring it on There we go. Let's dance. Let's dance. Let's dance. Let's dance. We're not. We don't live this boy! It's my triangle button broken. You know, gradient attacks are good, right? I wish your mother had swallowed. I think the music's working. There's a lot of ways we can be making this a lot easier for ourselves. the forbidden techs. Where is it? We already have it on. Confidence. Oh, we even learned combat. Basically taking combat and everyone taking 50% less damage is probably enough to let us live one attack. Hmm Hmm Honestly, you probably just need more aluminum. I know in reasons that you make 10 subs, or to be like 25 subs, a jam boner and running money makes yourself. Okay Okay What the flip I was even looking. Who is that animal? Mitty? Pass to the Makos and Roadock and Impolish the Bits and go in or seven. Lord Ali thinks we're seven. Multi-Jolding? Is there anything else I have to do here? I'm gonna go talk to Sam, lady. You succeeded. Thank you. Thank you. Take this. It was a song she used to play me when we were together. Wow! A diss! That's awesome! I missed a merchant up top I don't think I did Got a new loon weapon after killing the boss what's happening And where was it this one Wow, that's really good. That's very nice. Reload we will. Hang on. I need to dodge a little bit that fight because Monica's weapon who's healing him so I was trying to dodge at the end of like fairy strings so that he wouldn't counter Cheyenne Todd Merchant hath right of boy after grapple And before more costumes Ooh, I can't wait to get ponytail for mail. I'd play this game if you hate it so much. Well, that boss fight was great. The merchants with the cosmetics are my favorite though. Is that okay? Control all the Dave Lee, thanks for giving me a thumbs up, say you. I think we need to stop playing dress up in video games, dude. I'm tired. I'm tired, boss. What the fuck is it? Where have Gair had regional buffs? I literally would not give a shit if like something like that exists. No. Not through Gage. Oh, what over here? I don't know. Ooh! I don't need those. Wow. This is very good. Everyone be applying debuffs in my party. You fucking bitch! You're gonna get your ass beat, man. Good luck! Jigawaka likes to resemble poop-cag-nail. I like to resemble poop-cag-nail. Doing some math? A burn would have been sick, man. Wait, I did my math wrong. Okay. No burn. No burn. No burn? No burn? Oh. Does your name take 15 5 steps? A blind? My most prized possessions! I keep feeling like I forgot something, you know? Okay, but when I figure out I'm probably I forgot to clean my weapons or make my bed. Yeah, we've been here. Oh, you guys, I had new Doros? New Doron! Same as the old Doron! We gotta restart our channel. Is that the main menu? Okay, well I didn't see anything drifting 5 subs per shit. Excuse me. You never had this kind of bug on PS5? What's the price of progress game? This guy looks mean. He looks mean. Wait. Inverted counts as applying a debuff. And she got bonus AP for that. She can start with 9. We can start with 9 AP I found a way to start with 9AB in combat in any battle in Expedition 33. What? Good stuff. I've been getting done. Are you even care for a good deal? Haircuts? Oh, perfect, perfect. Man, I need that. Oh, perfect, perfect. Wait, I need that. Now me and Sophie can be together forever. Yippee! Get on the house! I'm you now! I'm you now! I'm playing uh... Ashes of creation a little bit. So mama I'm a grindy boy like some MMO action dude. Bros. Guys listen, come here. Every 40 plus man or woman any every boomer gamer that has has ever existed is currently playing Ash's of Creation, guys. On God, dude. Dude, and look, to the two people in chat who play Ash's of Creation and who have done like, groups and stuff, bros. Dude, shut up. was like dude anyone who has done like groups like a little eight or nine or plus or whatever when you actually start to have to group and shit you can tell when someone's like a dad gamer right and last night I played in a group with a guy who we were in a level 12 area okay our tank was level 10 and we're basically like if to put it in loud terms we're fighting elites okay and this dude joins the group he's across the map you know there's no fast travel or anything like that so we wait for him whatever dude he shows up and this guy says he says oh fuck I forgot my shield I forgot to get a shield so this guy shows up with one handed weapon no shield two levels under the fucking mobs in the area dude I'm like oh it's fucking Dude, it's so dear But it wasn't okay, and I I was able to tell based on like how we communicated before We started pulling stuff. We were we were in oak something or whatever It's place like gobbins or it's pretty not tough, but It's tough for the dad gamers, right? But it wasn't tough for this motherfucking Chad dude this guy was pulling seven eight mobs, dude And he was in particularly geared. Oh my god but like days ago I got into a group with a clear dad gamer tank who like actually had a fucking in-game fit because someone pulled a mob for him because he was taking too fucking long that was this dude was chain dying bro because he was standing at every... it's so hard dude! Holy fuck! What are you? Parish. Aren't I a dad gamer? Yeah, I am a dad who is a gamer, let us churn. But, game is not my hobby, dude. It's my life. It's my motherfuckin' life, bro. I'm a motherfuckin' king! We gotta make 35 luminous spots, guys. We've like... do actually this combination of beneficial contamination and inverted will compensate for energizing start one or three and four and we can keep rocking it through the fight So it's just like three times better We're gonna have good wars to where one of the classes top DPS build relies on them being down 50% of the time That's perfect at that gaming right there, dude I gotta kill two packs No, not Tupac, he's dead. Anyway, if you're like a fucking degenerate MMO pervert, dude, you really want to grave some people, man? Go find ways to kill groups at Highwayman Hills on an Ashes of Creation server, dude. That brings you joy. I'm telling you right now, that is unadulterated goldmine material, dude. That's all I'm gonna say, bros. I would've loved BDO. I played BDO. I didn't really like it. I think most Koreans have the most suck cock, and it's just like not their fault, you know what I mean? They're just not for me, bros. There's just something about them that like is off-putting to me. I don't know if it's like... It's not anything like mechanical, it's like the waste present. I don't know how to... I really cannot verbalize why it makes me not have fun. Moby Nio have big boobies. I'm sorry, I'm not sure I'm modding. Alright, one more. more. I see that. That's good. I had to hold down. That's not a pot. Good guy. Oops. Oops. What? Oh, we hit the wrong thing. fellas, he's going to tag. I don't like that. Just kidding, it's easy. Okay, making sure Monaco gets all the unique legs? Nah, I don't really care to engage with him, actually. So I won't. I do not give a fuck about Monaco. Cool character though. And I like them in cutscenes, okay, here's what we're gonna do We're going to take off you wait, who's is someone wearing that yeah I immediately wouldn't revive. Can I need the HP or defense? This is probably fine. Confident. Beneficial contamination. Confident. Contamination. Where's your Lumina being invested? Hmm. It worked. Hmm. Hmm, champ. Hmm, hmm. Do, do, do, do, do, do. I know Jazzy Perry is nice. Very nice. Didn't we get Something that Heals us for like 25 25% on Perry Heal and counter cover 25% of health on a counter attack I'm not really sure what we just removed actually. You don't have a break. You need confident. What is taking all of your fucking shit I compared to everyone else this one. We usually shoot with her first so this isn't super good Well, we could take that off Oh you don't break her what you do all of these seem so good Okay Sure Wait, we can teleport You hope everyone had a good day gay Am I joining the pick-dose system so far? Yeah? Yeah, it's I. We went over here, right? There's the merchant, right? Yeah, we fought those guys. Let's get quick. Fuck the environment. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Where are we dropping, dude? Here's one Apex Predator and then the other Apex Predator. There she is walking in place, no she's not. Excuse me, miss. Okay, I saw the red portal up here when we had those birds. What's that debuff? I think we have to break this guy. What the fuck, where did it go? I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! Precision! Let me just strike! Finally man! Doing some math here. I think we should have rushed again. Still stunned, eh? Unfortunate. Do we greet it? They greet. I'm not burning. Why are you not burning? Why did I die again? move! I can do it! Oh Damn We're out there. All righty bitch! No, no energy, Tim! With this, you're dead. I got you! of What you got Billy? Darn it while they all damage dealt is converted to dark damage that kind of sucks. Agiloc! 20% increased dark damage with skills. My Shell during Moon, Powerful during Sun. It's physical. I think one of her main dark skills uses weapons element, uses weapons element, okay. Yeah, I don't really like the dark damage, so we'll see. Funtouch It was a lot different when my characters don't die in one head They get away now Not yet Oh 30 base attack or so I can't do it yet Oops, very good. Some weapon upgrades. Can we get a benton real quick? Of course, dudes. Of course. Naturally, naturally, how do we get there? Flying? I'm speed! Missing the camera every time? what hello gop What dance? Oh yeah. Woops! I think the next thing we need is a healing camera on everyone, but that's a... arena. When will I be able to destroy these butt blocks? Now we've inverted true. Actually true. I can't get up here. I'm so fucking pathetic. Find more paintbrushes? They're children. Not paintbrushes. Looks like a gigantic swimming tumor. Yeah, our creators wouldn't have anything quite as gay as this, but honestly, I'm being honest. Burn it's gonna explore on foot see if there's an entrance in the meantime we might as well make ourselves at home. I guess I'll try my hand at fishing. It's only us seeing everyone's left any fish for us to eat. Rest in peace. JG Entertainment. So I'll give you things right to tense up for you though. They flew into the barrier and got Thanos snapped. I'll be getting died. Now let's swap. Dude, I'm like Gandalf after he dies, dude. I come back as Gandalf Hawaii. Except Gustav died and we're not Verso, way better character where Gustav's hair I am This looks similar to Lumia's shielder. Maybe we can just cross it. Yeah, sure. I'm telling you, we can't. Next one's first. It's okay, you'll be fine. You want to try again? I'm okay. Okay. I think I'm going to turn off non-customized, uh, non-whatever the fuck it's called. swim. Yeah, this is great actually. We don't have the haircut we need the French Bob dude nice now we have two suffix I WTF to Sophie's three merlinies two sheds who in chat plays legal legends every day ARAMs don't count, by the way. Does TFT count? I will also not count TFT, although I will say, uh... Actually, the activities are all right. Not my kind of game. Wow. Jastral Beach. We did we choose not to go in this one? I can't remember. There's no coral there so I already went over there. We're gonna do this one first because it's the harder one. Why do you ask? You wanna play some reigns? I just wonder if my viewers are like generally depressed. Left as hard if you decide to do optional boss. Real? Yeah, toner is severely depressed. Maybe you should stop talking about yourself in the third person, motherfucker. Oh, no, it's tough. I mean, it is kind of tough. Would you guys be cool if I started speaking in the third person? Time for a rich week. Yeah. The moon is pleased by your conclusion. The moon thinks he wants to go urinating in his toilets. BEEF! Is that cool? Is it cool if the moon does that real quick? You're the king! The moon will be right back. Okie-dokie. You know, even at your loudest, you didn't peak your mic all the time, you know, you You know, even at your loudest, you didn't peak your mic all the time before you turned on your fucking game. No! xQc nickmerks iron mouse iso Welcome to the stream chatter. Now what do you want to hear? Exclusive Nick Marks, Keso, Jerma, Ludwig, Pokimane, Skibbity Toilet. It doesn't have to be like this, man. the nest back off that tablet little gup back off that tablet little gup go heal boom now behold My final move! Ryu God-Tucky-Wa-Karao! Yippee! What do we do here? What does 0% mean? That means... Twitch chat, for example, during a same storm I have a 40% chance to hold somebody. Do you think that means I have a 40% chance to successfully apply the fold to it or for it to be successfully extracted? shot. I think I'm so, if you can, I can't hear you. He's not dead! He looks like all the other whitens, bro! What is this bitch whining about, dude? Nice Amish beard? They're pretty good beard going. Same face. Serial now I've seen this place before dude. There's a call seeing Kills myself It's harder than I thought this show was going to be, the Holy Guacamole. What? Silen. She plays with wonder. What? It's... What's going on? I don't know. She's manipulating her emotions in craft of focus. Be careful. They call her she who plays with wonder. What she really does is play with you ahead. Let's move fast before we always are might. Great. Come on, Stopey, too, let's go. At least he thinks we're still in it. I Think for zone Well My guys I Got here this Hmm, maybe we should have camped first. I wouldn't mind upgrading some lepons. Don't look at her too long or you'll go insane. I've seen people jumping off a cliff just from looking at her. It is mesmerizing. I'm looking. I'm looking, I'm looking. Looks doesn't die. Be a good child. The moon thinks we should level up might some more. The moon is pleased. I thought the stats spread. Where? What should I play? How about this one? It's being too silly for me five subs the moon thanks you Do I really want to level this one up though? Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Vitality defense, dude. Well, we got six. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. I'm sorry, I know. Blab, blab, blab, blab, blab, blab. The only wrong is for seven moon thanks you and the moon welcomes you back brotherhood This the chatter thinks you should shut the fuck up uh moon is not concerned with what it is the chatter thinks The chatter thinks moon has brain damage. You'll refer to the moon as the moon, chatter. I also do not recognize your sovereignty, but I, of course, I mean, the moon does not recognize your sovereignty. Look at my Sophie's dude. Oh, time to kill some ladies. Oh Time Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Some defense health would be nice. I don't know how much. Yeah, whatever. So well the one shot these guys supposed to be an easy farm spot for players who are under level No, dude, I'm over level The moon is over level lead fully I don't go down yet Well this fluck-ass game actually expects me to go back and when I have a power-up break all of these in every zone You are hot No, that didn't happen. They'll need to find like three gestrels. Wait, was I supposed to talk to the guy who has them? Uh-oh. Well, we gotta go back, guys. Because I have found a loose grade. As we go left side left aisle now and try the hard mode boss What makes the left aisle boss harder than this one? Please explain without spoiling You can make it easier I think the one on the right was the unwounded one. Which reward should I give you, I know. I saw Shrokooke Shroenare develop to try to break these weirdly textured things. Let me teach it to you. Oh nice. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Well that sounds that way, sir, if I don't fight them under, if you are the God game. Oh gee, I hope I'm powerful enough. The moon hopes he's powerful enough. He's insanely overleveled as a matter of 20 fights. Um, I mean, I don't know. I haven't really farmed at all. All I did was engage with the optional content before proceeding. I don't really know if that makes me overleveled or not, but it makes you not thorough when you play your game. You're not really savoring it like I do, you know what I mean? You're not savoring it like the moon does. The Jesus Christ of gaming of twitch.tv slash moon moon slash the entire website. You don't really have the same gore monns. You don't have the same sommelier approach. You know what I mean? You're a caveman smashing his head through an obstacle after an obstacle. I'm sitting here I'm like surely there's not a human that would have like rushed to this point without like thoroughly exploring all the things that they unlocked prior to such and then I get to thinking I'm like What kind of person is that? You know what I mean? And I just keep ending up on... probably just stupid. No offense. Or lazy. No offense. This guy dicks into the main story. Shut up, you underlevel pussy! It kicks you in the fuckin' chest. Nice. It's murder in time. The guy in chat eagerly waiting to type over leveled after that immediately after it ended. Over leveled! The weaponry worked brilliantly up to now. All mints and pictiles with music was a stroke of genius. The Sonic's have no effect on the Nephrons here. It's as if they can't even hear our music. They just keep dancing to their own. We're running out of ideas. I miss my guards so much it kills me. Kills me. They always think I could have been home right now playing music while they dance. Michelle would have given birth by now. I could be holding my first grandchild. Instead, I'm here. What the fuck? No. No. There's still a chance. And someone has to fight for them. I can't let them down. Drums, maybe that will work. They can't hear on me. Hey, shut up bitch, you guys. Loser! Imagine being on the music expedition. Yikes. Dude. Which expedition would I be on? The one that wins? Expedition 69? The one where they have sex with the neverons? And it works? I see Trump revealing the new class of American battleship, the USS Donald Trump. Bro, it's kinda sad how these guys trying to name a bunch of shit after himself. I didn't think about it, but... That's like some end-of-life show. Doo-doo-doo! Hey, just let him have it. Rename it later, dude. Like, here you go, big man. Pass him on the head. You got your battleship named after you. You got your... You got your shitty investment account named after you, brother. Alright, everyone loves you. Okay. Enough sleep. Alright, buddy. Where's the last one? I hear it. What the fuck? Over here! Is this why I unsubbed? This is the last one. I hear it. What the fuck? For here! Is this why I unsubbed? Why? Say it in chat. Collector. I don't know which way isn't the correct way. Too much random politics? Chatters when they get mad that the streamer cracks a joke at the expense of the 81-year-old guy who keeps shitting at his pants and throwing tantrums to have stuff named after him. There's two political for me. There's two political for me. Oh, but if I make foot up a random elderly person on the street for shitting themselves Driving driving in the opposite traffic all of a sudden it's not political Well, if you're chill with pedophiles just say Just be honest You should stick true to your convictions. Is that too political? Sorry. I'm so sorry. Do you guys think we should take the down left first or the left left first? Down? See you later, leech-a-sup. I miss when Moon was a wolf. I Where they were going up Gavith 92 months up. Guys, what if he was just joking? What if it was all of me? What if he didn't know I'm sub because I was political? And he totally made me, guys. I think you got audited, Shatter. Shatter, who's complaining about politics followed Zacharar in 2024? Maybe you stole like my fault. Oops, we did a little too much. Oh I know this move Ah Wait Oh Or be now this Massive damage. Please drag him. Calculated. Calculated? Oh, he's not weak. No! Now this should be on Biometric 6 or 7. This game plays a lot differently when we're not taking quadruple damage, remember each other. What do you guys look like, burnt toast? Um... They're inverted, which means they can't be healed but they do more damage. chat just because that guy voted for DJ team he likes to smell of his crinkly diverge doesn't mean you guys should bully him or be mad okay think about all the beautiful stories of redemption that you've encountered throughout It's a never truly too late. What would Jesus Christ do? Jesus Christ would say fuck pedophiles? Eeeeeeeeeeeeh, no. Do you think Jesus diddle kids? No, it's just that, you know, during that time there was a lot of kid diddling. That's all, you know what I mean? There was a lot. Ha ha ha. You know what I mean? A little bit different, by the way. Jesus guilty my association Yeah, that's not bad Damn, Jesus on the list, bro Oh wait Get off! Thank you. Blaster will burn for your sins? Look, I'm faithless guys, which means that when I die, I will be trapped outside of the walls of the Damned The wall of the what's it called in Dandy or Varum? Or if you don't if you don't pray to one particular God You stand outside of a wall. They're the wall of the faithless, dude It's not particle It's not Mexico. What the fuck am I, dude? Do-do-do-do-do-do. What, 40k? Which guy would you worship? I gotta be honest, man. I've been learning about some 40k stuff for a reason. I got friends really in the 40k The period of man kind of hell This is the beginning, right? Am I stupid? I mean, I probably would worship a chaos god, honestly. When faced with the... I mean, if I had the chance to, right? You know, when faced with the reality of the situation... Like, if I was reincarnated into a 40k universe dude and I was allowed to, like, bring my previous knowledge... I would most certainly find a way to, like... Worship a chaos god probably. Dr. Lotus is a... Is that too political dude? Sorry, I'm not trying to get political. They sacrifice their worshipers a lot? Don't tell that chatter about how the Golden Throne continues to persist in the... What's it called? The web or something? Don't tell them about how they treat psychers in the Imperium news. The web way, yeah. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. I was watching in front of my play, uh, it's a 4K game. It has Gothic in the name, you control spaceships in it. The prologue is the destruction of K.A. or whatever it did. I don't feel it but I'll fleet Gothic yet Like at the end of the prologue, I guess they destroyed one of the the black stones to the hills or whatever Dude, and the force of chaos just like warp in and they're like, dude We're just gonna crash this bitch in your planet and then they like use their ships to push it from orbit into the plan to blow it up The shit was tight You went that way. Star Wars did it first. I mean, that's an old 40k story, right? It's kind of like, that's like... That game cannot be the first piece of 40k lore that established how Katie got destroyed, right? There's probably some shitty book, like, 40 years ago or some shit. No one cares who is first, just who's better. I mean the only part of the news Star Wars movies is like even remotely good is when they do go into hyperspace to like crash their ship into another ship. That was cool. That was cool. That was epic. Everything else kind of dukey though. Not to get poetic. Billy Bones, are you ready to jump it? Weird. Oh hey. It's been so long. The day you spent surfing on the news. Gone. Who ever built this policy? Sucks! Rip. Dude, when that chatter yesterday compared... Wait, no, it was me! They're mine. I'm about to stroke my own. Hang on, boys. When Moon Moon... When the Moon compared... The way that auto aim lock works on console shooters to a quick time event. Actually, was it me? I don't know. The shit was funny, though. Whoever did that. Don't go that way. Do not go that way. It was me, no need to thank me, though. I won't. See how incoming. Idiot. Fucking stupid bitch. Two turns! You like guns? Oh, remember the next, uh, Lumina we need? I need the plus 1 AP on Parade, that is the one that makes you take double damage. Hmm, who clutches this up? And so, your end was nigh. Neal. What's with this? Precision! What? You're outlasted. That's five. Not bad. Not bad. Eww. J-Prime? I'm rich! The moon is rich! Get in there. Get in the sconce. Yep, I just did a circle, boys. stop breaking character the moon apologizes for breaking character we'll try for the rest of the stream to speak only in third person Oh, so you're acting out of order. Got it. Cheater! Will that will help? Will it? Auto regen! Whaaat? Whaaat? When's Mighty Guard? I think we got to go this way. Whaaaaa! Wind's mighty guard. I think we gotta go this way. Let's go up. Or I'll finish this area without seeing a single impenetrable guy. They're kind of weak! I think you're flying. Time for your prefix for subbin! Colmah. Colmah what? Colmah what? Colmah balls. Call him my balls. Well, that will help. Didn't ask. These are on B-Sync, I'm very slowly inconvenienced by the screen tarry. Is there screen tarry? Also, I think I have B-Sync on. I just basic interact with like the DLSS and shit I don't think kind of did something that was like basic, right? God, there needs to be like a encyclopedia of like modern graphical game settings. This is definitely a decent game, though. I tried to reflect. What? Die! What the heck? Precinct adds input delay unless you also have a G6 slash precinct mod. Um, yeah, we'll see if it matters. There you go, the top. I do? Wait, do I? I do, I do, I do. marketing works so well. Who here has played X4? The space game. X4's on giga-sales are worth getting. You want like a... like a... space game simulation? Then yeah, I would say so. You don't want that. It's space mountain blade. Yeah, kind of. I would say it's more complicated than mountain blade, but that's also because, uh... I'm f- the moon is f- as stupid. As hell. Weeeeee! Anyway, I was doing a mission where... they pay you to go into a sector and kill bandits for like 30 minutes or some shit and I came across this giant swarm of bandit pirate ships or whatever and I took them out and the last one I guess wasn't like a special ship because he had the high conector's name this dude ejected from the ship he was like peace I'm out and then I got to commandeer his ship and it was like Ten times better than one. I was like, that's pretty fucking cool. That's a game. Moment. Where am I going? This place is huge! Thank Expedition 67 for destroying a lot of the walls to get further. Couldn't progress without that. It feels like home. Help! Help! Save me! Hey! Can you get a capital ship like an x3? I assume so Yeah, right now I got to find like a pilot for my ship my first ship Domainer Domain 6-7 You've been a dirty boy What? There was nothing in here. Do we say that Starfield is the superior game? No. Bright mirror? Dude, what made you guys try that when you play? I don't use that shit, wait I literally cannot use that shit right now. Suspicious I'm not in empty room. Yeah well I'm just naturally trusting and good-hearted so. You know what I mean? You're literally questioning if it was empty? Yeah, that was Evil Moon Moon, by the way. He's learned to impersonate my voice. And he's speaking from the claws behind me. my microphone picks it up? I can't remember. As I get older I wonder, can you ever truly know someone else? That again, how many truly know themselves? Everyone knows themselves. Whether we are different, that were the case? Are we all pursuing this unattainable answer? We lie to ourselves all the time, don't we? About things we'd rather not admit or confront Butterscales. Bite each other. Then there are things we genuinely don't see. Isn't that human nature? I wonder. I have to think about time these days to wonder. When I miss, they might have changed things. What is it that I didn't see? I couldn't make myself see. I was like, you have many regrets. When did she start pulling away? Thank you, story ghost. I don't know what I'm talking about. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Hmm. Oh my bitch. I'm gonna go get him. Big hit. Yeah You can read a racer things for subbing to the moon We're doing more to that chroma pool and I yeah, I yeah, I ain't been back bro on God. I ain't been back On God Little bug I think there seems good. Yeah, not bad. My controller's vibrating. Time to put in ass. This area is sweet. If I was a piece of shit to a shadow that I would compare it to a ps3 era Monochrome Zone design down here, why does this look like a ps3 game? I'm not sure what that means. Oh! Gee, I sure hope they don't split our party, or if at least they do, put one of the good characters in with the shitty ones. I need Vonsage. Wheeee! Is that her? Oh, shit. B.S. Triple. Hey, look at that gemstone, dude. Chad Warden. B.S. Triple. Maybe level up your shitty ones. I don't respect them. It's a sort of... Okay. Chad Warden. What do you think Chad Warden's there in his face? Who thinks we're something boom He talking about the we that's true. He's not six seven Yeah, go go go go go Missed a secret? Where? I hear him. Fuck you! Nice hair. Oh nice shield Nice damage you fucking dope Keep in the wrong button Well, well, well, suppose it's murdering time You missed what the fuck Oh God That's for Lune. Who cares? Nice. CLEAR! Buuuh, buh buh. Buuuh, buh buh. I can reset the attributes I just noticed. Oh Every character Oh wait, we got a rest You just noticed that what the third same build yeah, I mean no sorry What's that? A tissue. It works for Siren. So he creates all of that for her? We should take it out. There would definitely be an advantage against Siren. Please just call her Siren, dude. The French are so performative with their language, man. It's actually so fucking cringe. No! Don't bug me? Speaking their own language, SMH! Dude! What the fuck is this? Hey, reveal thyself, demon! Guys, am I, uh, is the moon stupid? Target spotted. I think what we're hearing is actually the zone and not... to the old tumor guys that's where I got confused shut up tissue or I'll kill you never does not seem hostile So I was tirelessly engrossed in its work, and I can do it. Do it. We're not doing it so that the boss of the zone will be stronger, guys. What a mess. What a mess. the gun of hell I Useful this guy killed Kennedy was the guy I was channeling just that There's Oswald, right? I'm sorry I forgot to blow this guy, sorry. I said a name and made an illusion to a politician. That's pretty political. I am out. Oh, he's like a snake. of the Creepy snake man, creepy snake man. I missed a path today. El Bozo. Okay, I guess we'll go back up. Get our murder on Mooners, please buy our offering of chroma Seeing expedition 67's flag and I'm making a joke I'm proud of you We didn't make a joke Okay, I guess we're gonna kill this guy though Lizzie and Nof! I Hurry! I'm ready! What is this fight about? You bastard! I'm not quite enough. That was not your best move, I will admit. I've seen much better, much better moves elsewhere. It's over! It wasn't over. You think you're cool because you can do that? I recognize the word enchant. I can't believe Verso's down the- oh, okay. Let's get some blood going. Which way do we have literally three different paths for you? They've been muzzled. Dot, dot, dot. rips the tape off of your mouth pistol lips you whoa that's not bad that doesn't work with a bird though There must be a reason you guys are still muzzin'. Did you guys get too political? Hehehehe. Wheee! Damn, man. Damn. Okay, bro, I'm not playing this goofy ad game with yo bitch. I'm gonna find the hole this time. I found it. It's literally straight ahead. You've been saved by the Australian. I don't know why that works. get over here! well, suppose it's time then. first? You're beefed up. That's okay. Let's see if we can... Take down the shields! Let's spills! You're out, man. This would be good if it had an anime art style now Ball and shoot fans really don't like anime. This is a good middle ground Damn I got so many of these Mark requires one That's also good right there. Damn. Honestly, what we probably do is... All of these are so good I can't afford all. typically use powerful and it'll usually last for five turns so I mean that's very good grab my bukkaki like for some hey boy this guy will give me money when I get into my thing it's time I said you are a mess Don't care. still do not care. Just try it. Don't care. Okay, plus one chill on switching to offensive sense, that sounds really good. But now we can get this one. Goodbye, merchant man. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. Meow, meow. Be hops? This is speed tech by the way. W speed. Indeed. Indeed indeed. Me waking up from a cold sweat. W speed! Let's go use our aluminum. This guy's cock tees me. I thought an actually cool character had stat points. Calm to know. Why me bet? Wait, what was that in that place? Ah, shit. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. guys we're about to do sick freaking nasty damage disgusting poopy damage which weapon has the coolest level 20 for him counter-drug always a crit base tag is for perfection plus one AP on rank up, that's pretty good, like powerless on counter attack is okay support skills cost the one less AP bonus damage from erection applies to all allies at half value bonus damage no longer applies to burso, perfection gained is increased by one while powerful not bad We're using this one as be agility scaling and this one's a safe bet but can we get this this bid to 20 wait don't we need a special one for 20 Carlos, we don't have it! Noooo! But everyone got a 19 though! Um, energizing parry. Oh, fuck, I forgot to... That's 15. Do, do, do, do, do. Hmm. You got to kill two things real quick. level nine. What are you doing? Are you freaking dope? Yeah? Yes. Just kill boss pussy man? gun we need to put 15 on someone or so or so because they both kind of lack the points This be go to you if they covered Lou's feet cares about Lou's feet, dude, what are you some kind of foot perver? I tried masturbating or something? Did imagine being someone and then like The person you're doing it with is like oh, can I submit can I sniff your feet is that okay? Is that weird? Yeah, I guess Imagine being someone he says and then immediately fades into nothingness. imagining he says is that he is then trapped in perpetual he's trapped in the fucking zone in skate story where they just philosophize forever dude Thoughts on thoughts? The moon does not concern himself with thinking. I was skating story? It was good. It was like an adult children's fable. Oh We're gonna vlog I won't Just wanna get this out of the way Skate story poops on this game no It's so good though Nice. Meow, meow, meow, meow, I really got to remember. I think we had plus one AP. Energizing Barry is 15 of these. Breaking burn. Wait, who's got that on? No one has this equipped. We want like health and defense. That's pretty good. We can also level this up real quick. Actually, that's what we do. And then we put... energizing parry on and then we pull it we're kind of basic attacking with this guy a fair amount We will do this for now you have 20 now and why Oh, we need energizing parry. Why didn't she have 20? What's happening? Whatever. You gave her 11 points? Oh, sure. We have probably some leftover. I don't even think of that. I don't even think of that. We're gonna get energizing power in everyone though. Looking forward to you playing Dave Defeat Source with the lads after you beat this. Feed me, join Source Lobby on stream, instantly get DDoS. Yeah, I'm good. You're good. I can't chew from here. What do you mean, fish? However you did a lot of different end-years ago, you think I'll do that again? One day, buddy. One day. Goodbye. Now we're in the carpet dimension. Now we're in the carpet dimension You're a fuck warframe no That ain't that ain't for me that game not ain't for me brother Oh, voice log incoming! 6-7! maybe maybe we'll just stay here and enjoy the melody and then they jumped off the cliff and killed themselves yeah be like that be like that right it do be like that on God on God to be let me be clear we finally there she's waiting at the end of this tunnel. Then we should prepare before we have that. Come on, Sophie 1 and Sophie 2. We've got some business to take care of. What do you mean, Merceau? I told you. Please. Call me Gusta. She's even grander than I thought. You know, you're okay, right? I swear I've seen this dance before. That's the dance that she does with one of her moves. I'm just saying that's why it's not really smart if I get it right, but I actually don't know. I Shut up So be too, don't cry. Mommy! Daddy! Alright, now show her Mommy and Daddy. That's good stuff. That's her husband! That's sad. Oh Shut up Damn. That was great dip. He's still hurt. Look out! I Think grace Oh We are lovin' those boys. I can't do it. I was so weird. That's alright. You won't need that long. One of the reasons it's rippin' 20 subs? Thank you. You think you should let me put it in there? They're with the Lumina converter. What the fuck is this game about? Uh, it's about wooden things. 205 subs? Sub, thanks for subbing. Me? You want me to give it to you. Why? Now you're asking the important questions. Here you go Sophie. Right out. The ghost is racist. Ha ha ha ha ha! Ah! That was... I saw...what happened. I saw it. It was... Right in the wall. I used to see him in my nightmares, too. He can be, uh, quite traumatising. Time for some trauma dumping. Let's get some good trauma dump tunes going. Fine. Hmm, actually, that does look nice. Okay, I'm in. Style away. Ooh, yes indeed. This is quite fetching. Great. We're twins. Verso my corn have bound by a manly love of style, which they would never admit to each other. Lots on clips for rap album of the year. Don't know if that is as a solution, that's not too much time or you know, we'll just put him for it and back to the others. What? Who sings clips? In linear. Do your parents cheat a name? Yeah, I guess. Why? Push a T and his brother. Myel means chief and prince. I guess princess. What are you talking about? The meaning behind your name. Oh, what made you think of that? You said you were an unwelcome surprise, but I think even though your birth was unexpected It was still celebrated your name shows how your parents felt about you What kind of life they dreamed of you? Chief Guess they had bigger dreams for me than I ever did. Why? What did you dream of? I didn't you must have wanted something for the future no All I wanted back then was to leave Lumiere Yeah, and see some of the world before I go mash. Well, you've sadly done that. What do you dream of now? I don't know. Still figuring that out. What about you though? What do you want? What do I want? I guess I'm still figuring that out too. Well, what did you use to want? Uh... Music. Yeah? Yeah, before the fracture I studied piano with the conservatory. I loved it. I really miss performing at the concert hall, when the lights dim and the room is harsh to me. The first notes echo through the chamber. I can just lose myself. I feel the music through my fingers, every time I play. It feels like my heart's about to break from the beauty of the notes. Can't remember you very much. That's lovely. I miss that a lot. Maybe when this is over, we can fix up the opera house and you can perform for us. It would be my pleasure. I want my first concert to be yours. And don't worry, I'll make sure the room is packed. I'll put up posters everywhere in town. Oh, no pressure, huh? Um, alright. I guess I better start practicing. Mail makes Verso pinky swear. Laughing Verso agrees. Verso must perform emo music, huh? Mail and Verso discuss the first song Verso should play. The discussion inspires Mail. Enix. Before heading back to the others. You alright? The odds of killing axons. Clive's been... not zero. Not zero. My fellow night owl. Night owl? You never seem to sleep. I sleep. I sleep enough. What keeps you up? What doesn't keep me up? From one insomniac to another. Sometimes I just can't turn off my mind. It's like I pick up a puzzle and I can't set it down until I solve it. And what's your current puzzle? They're talking neverons, the ones that seem to have personalities and thoughts and feelings. I'm trying to make sense of the things they said. I know there's an important piece of the puzzle there. We need to find and talk to more of them. They're clearly the ones that were created better than the other ones. I've talked to a few. They mostly spout nonsense. I wouldn't expect too much. And retained more of the human soul before it was absorbed by the painters in her work. Maybe you weren't asking the right questions. Well, I'm certainly not as experienced as you. Brain Blast. The Jester River does reincarnation. The painters wanted to overcome death. She made this whole place a process so that people could live forever. She's a tragic villain. Oh, man, Joan seems to give herself- What about you? My fellow night owl? Why can't you sleep? Not looking at you. Oh, you know, weight of the world, the tortured soul, things like that. Oh, a funny night, Al. Come on, I just shared with you. You did, didn't you? Feels nice sharing, huh? Mm-hmm. Feels even nicer when people reciprocate. Sleep is not very restful for me. I used to have horrible dreams, but somehow it was worse when they stopped. Now it's just this. Ah! Impressive void. Oh my god. Fascinating. So you experienced discomfort while you sleep? Pain? Are you aware of time passing? Hmm. I should observe you if I'm asleep. Well that's not creepy. Precisely. It's science. So does this mean I can watch you sleep? No. That'd be creepy. Right First Oak rinse a loon when you can't help but smile back real feels a bit brighter when they're together I can't wait for the awkward unreal engine kiss with one of these characters They're not first a few more questions for the head back to the others next the verses answers Lou understands chroma better than before I'm here to make amends for your terrible story. I'll be honest. Didn't expect things to get so deep so fast. I could tell I'm not really sure you're up to the challenge. Oh, I can keep up In fact, I'm here to offer a story a good one this time. Yes well You said I'm playing no You said you're vain would a vain person keep this scar I could heal it But I got Wow. That's so fucking cool that you don't do that. Ooh, that's so awesome. Enduring. Brooding, even. Oh? Why is that? It reminds me of what I've lost. It's a reminder of the price I paid to stand on my own two feet. But, uh, they've been walking away from people I cared about, so there you have it, dark and personal. I feel like there's normal to this story. Unironic, by the way. It's probably not a coincidence, then, that Renoir has a similar scar. Yeah. We disagreed on pretty much everything, tactics, goals, what lines we wouldn't cross. I had to walk away, but he was resistant. You fought? It was the first time we ever raised a hand against the other. If you could control your healing, that means Remorcan too. And he made the same choice as you. Interesting. I never thought of it that way. But, uh, you're right. So... Dark and personal enough, you... Hmm. It was worthy. Worthy the story of that scar on your stomach. Well... We all have scars that won't heal, don't we? Hmm, deep. That's the story from that time. The stars look good on you though. Not that. That's the real reason I keep them. I knew it. She appreciates the verse open up to her. It was close to the verse enough. It's supposed to silly your topics for a few minutes, but we're only back to the others. Let's relax, baby. I don't know if I recognize that look. What's got you so grumpy? Those jellyfishes. What about them? They're huge, aren't they? Why? I'm supposed to fly, too. Maybe stop losing your rocks, then. How do you lose them anyway? Can't you swallow the rocks? Sometimes I love too hard. I can't control myself and okay. Yeah, I see it's hard to control What about them? Maybe stop okay. Yeah They're down down and the next one is Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. You're always so calm about everything. Is that a question? An observation. Lune's intent and obsessed. My alley's nervous and eager, but you... will come. Why is that strange? Huh. What's the point of spending time with them? They learn skills, and hopefully I will eventually I eventually have sex with this lady. For someone so young. True. I'm not quite as old as you. Why don't you share some of the wisdom you've accumulated over your very long life? I am indeed very wise. I'm about three times your age, so I'm pretty much three times as wise. Hmm. Yes. You must have many pearls to offer. Sadly, no pearls. All I can offer is another story. Hmm. I'm not really in the mood for stories tonight. Oh, and here I had prepared something truly dark and out-wrenching. Save it for tomorrow. Let's do something else tonight. What do you have in mind? That depends. How adventurous are you feeling? You mean my cunt, everyone's? Hmm... What? I'm waiting for you to connect the dots. Oh, you mean, um, adventure. You've been alone too long on this continent. Was the last time you seduced someone? Not counting Manuka. I'll admit, it's, uh, it's been a while. So? Do you even need to ask? Hmm On deep ends Spend some time together away from the others become a bit more than friends seal feels inspired One down the next one We have sex again? Will is 938 HP. Oh, I don't know. Oh, what am I doing now? Why does it always start on her? She's not even the furthest left person. Is that being political? Oh, sorry, was that too political when I said the word left? My bad. Do you mind if I, uh, play here? Mmmhmmm. I sure hope we get an explanation as to how all this magic show works. Okay. You're gonna dance? You're gonna dance? Dude, what's up with like me a portrayal of like The way that people enjoy music I mean it's always such a magical and like transcendent experience for some people Before TV yeah, I guess so Can you just enjoy it? It's hard! Why is he making that face? This is a melancholy song. What's happening? Yeah. He's like, he's like, ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. That was the saddest song I know. Yeah, maybe I do relate to this guy. Ha ha ha ha. What's wrong with that? I feel like I know it. Yes, and what's so nice to play to my sister? It's called Melancholy 2. Can you play another? Sure. We have all night. Okay, ready? Are you ready? I am ready. I will need a bit of space. Play some P.A.N.E. Do P.A.N.E. now. You ready? Do still D.R.A.E. Ghostov is one of those flowers over there. This bitch replaced my ass, dude. Damn. It's been a day! Me when I hear this song? AHHHHHHH! You're a fucking imbecile! You're a fucking imbecile! best girl I got a piss man guys what if I'm just too stupid to appreciate the story What if I'm just too dumb to get the subtlety, you know what I mean? The scar over the eye? Renoir? Myel? Dude? What if I just don't get it? My back was like Okey-dokey Oh What? Have a run to LZ? I'll stand by! Support helicopter has a run. Fire! Hehehehe! Power! Why not? I I don't even fucking care if I lose bro, I don't care if I get hit by four red shells, happened by the way yes plum's on the way to the down how about with violence oh hey what's up my it's my servant issue they had a red shell oh oh move stupid fucking come in try me the fucking bad man no! no you fucking caressing bitch No please! He has a gun too! I didn't know I didn't know that was going as it's the simple pleasure of life the sudden surprises the one of the Bring it back, bring it back, continue, please. Enough. I'll find a spot where she can run. Sometimes writing in Gustav's journal to honor his memory. It's about how fearsome and incredible the axons are. They're bigger than mountains. She ups Gustav's print. Is this the 4K cam? No. Hey. Do I have a bidet? No, not right now. She's being a poopin', though. Holy shit. I'm poop stacking right now. It's actually insane. The amount of poop in my body right Now he's actually fucking insane holy fuck. Oh my god That's gonna be me after stream right there And then after that, I'll go above it. I think a fiber and probiotic supplement is a good idea. Also I bred today. That's fiber. So I didn't need to leave. Why you lots of Viper? Hmmm... So this is Visage Island? He who guards truth with lies. Oh yes, Faces. Thanks, Brett is Fiber? Faces? An infinite sea of them. Uh oh. bread have fiber in it. All bread contains fiber with the amount varies three to five grams per slice. The one in chat said it is recommended I have at least 30 grams for my size. I would say I've eaten about half of my recommended fiber creeping me out so she should take some fiber supplements I did I do also probiotic supplements sure forgot me on that probiotic grind dude That's it 69 I'm... What's it doing? Lookie. It's not attacking. Was that an invitation? So it seems. Feels like a trap. I don't mind a straightforward path once. Better than battling through a mountain of neverones. No, Verso's right. Something feels off. Oh, I'm harmless. You don't need those. Well, if you're harmless, then these weapons will stay harmless to you. To Shay. Good line. Well, Visage invites you to join him in his chamber. At the end of this battle, I assume that's why you're here. Where do the other pilots meet? You're free to traverse them. Masks are not just to obscure. They may also illuminate. Look for the masks that you need. Meaning? The invitation stands. Well, head straight to the axon. Or take the other paths. 69! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA HA HA! Alright, how we doing on skill points, buddy? And the bringer that's that shit I do like Wait. No. I don't want to. Wait. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I think I grabbed this and it replaced... This is the break I equipped. Over... what's it called? Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. We can get one A-rank. Mobility. And we can spam it. How much? Where's berserka? There's a medium and single target. It's still pretty decent as heck. It's cheap too. I need this over this. And this over leadership, we never use leadership. We never use from fire either. Wait. Bam bam bam bam bam. I think we do this? Wait, we have two breaks. What's this stupid idiot doing? We will do... We'll still have Phantom Stars? In case we have an abundance of... Hey, hey. Yeah, the 13 hits extreme for now. Um, that's what we're going for. Where's my skill tree? Right here. There it is. I wonder if we get away with a reset on his skill tree, but I don't think we can. I might be able to actually. I need powerful. Oh yeah, leave it at this. Got boom, boom, boom, boom. Got boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I Hmm So expensive. Do we want this? I think we take that over, this over. What did we have on triangle? It was Berserk. And then we had Defiant on the bottom, which we didn't learn. Okay. And we have Powerful up here. I think we have this here. But we don't have this one, what do I do? I think we'll just get rid of the mark. I never use Berserk. But I'm never going to use this either, but I might use this. Both of these are equally as useless for me, I think. Let's take a path, fella. You just keep shooting all your AP? Is that wrong? I like shooting my gun. for me We're in the joy realm, dude. Oh, they're dancing They get to go twice. But that's okay. That was cool. I can't go in, it's a hand. He he he! Joyville. You seem so joyful. I'm almost jealous. On the surface at least. He who guards truth with life. Shut up, Seal. It's combat time. I want to see what this looks like. I feel like that. Uh, hey relax... you'll be over soon. Burned it down. Contorso. It's electric. It's electric. Woogie Woogie Woogie. Where is it? Base attack can break. 100% crit chance on rank S. Crit is a lightning strike on critical hits. I'm thinking that's good yeah maybe we swapped to that we're not really Our current build kind of revolves around rank A though. But we do have one good rank S ability so we can still do it. No I'm saying. Great. Great. Doth thou knoweth what the moon is saying? guys becoming an anime character The one for the cenote expedition. Flour. Good thing Anthony upgraded all the climbing handholds. Not only are they much easier to install in the cliff faces, they're also a lot nicer to use. We're setting the last few handholds tomorrow, then we can finally get out of these caverns and see the Sonika. I can't wait to rejoin the mountaineering team. I still remember that first mountain we scaled. Watching the sun rise above the clouds was magical, but repelling down as we set the handholds was pure exhilaration. I know some of the others chafe at being restricted to reconpony. I get it's not very satisfying making maps and prepping trails while people are dying, but this prep work will pay off in the long run. may not be glamorous, but truly essential work really is. Doesn't make it any less important. And as the Expedition 69 motto says, we are literally laying a trail for the ones who come after. Step by step, handhold by handhold, each expedition carries the next one forward. Some chatter said, remember when you were asking about those handholds? Yeah, I probably listened to like, who put these here? These guys, dude. I didn't even connect the dots, so I tried or something. I mean, I also forgot that I said that. Hi! Let's beat them up. Take down the shields. Bro, it's his turn to play. Disagree. I disagree with that I see the handholds here we need the clapping seal emote was that look like this game looks great He's kind of pony dude. Gustav could never be. I assume we feel down there. Hi. Hi! How do you miss? Oh We're selling Chris image, but can't be here the fuck was it called I really got a look Confident fire. Some health, nice. How much is it? 15. We already have confidence on. So that's just free. Great 30% damage. What up, Phillip? We have these mass side bosses alive, then the axe on fight might actually be challenging for you. Should we kill them? Yeah Give me that shit rich Confuso Had you luck By three burn instead of market grease per day we're doing per rank. That's pretty good What was the gate I was a lighting one and Porsche That's what we want Should we leave them alive? I mean I want to explore these side areas so I'm just gonna kill these bosses too, fuck you. I'm asked, it seems connected to the axon. It speaks. Who you think this world? Singing what he could not grasp, wanting to share with those he loves. Behind a smile, what could it be? Go ahead. Ready to strike. oh That's the boss I'm back, chaplain. Hmm. Hmm. How many upgrade things do we have? Oh, we probably do not have enough level up all the way. Hold on. Did you hear that? That was the axon. Destroying these masks seems to hurt him. But let's keep doing that. Good plan, bitch. I didn't think of that. A-do-ing. The moon isn't as smart as he thinks he is. Uh-huh. Look, I can... I know what face this is. This is agony. That's pleasure? Oh. Hmm. I have a... I have that guy from that one movie in chat. You know what I'm talking about. That's a bad man. Yeah. Here, I guess you're supposed to be able to show me Loone's Feet really quick. Uh-oh! They've got their sheath on, dude. I'm sorry. Mayhaps I can interest you in Sophie 2 or Sophie 3 or new Gustav? Fuck, new Gustav, dude. Time to fucking die. Wait, is it the level 21? No, I'm an idiot. Disregard. 39. Oh, it's the Sadness Veil. Aw. Aw. Oh, it's the Sadness Veil. Aww. Aww. That's so fucking sad. We had sex with her. Let's walk. Oh. Like I give a fuck. Headshot. Alright, we got a competent fighter to deal with. Let's see if we can squeeze in Meowk. Hmm. confident fighters fit you up 15 Hmm. Drop that. Honestly. Mayhaps. Yeah. Yeah It's got 14 do you damn boom Everyone's got 30% increase to you Well fuck am I What's up? You can't exhaust me twice, fool. You can exhaust me twice, fool. What's that, Mads? Oh, you look so- so flippin' sad, man. Well, that will help. No. Did you get the poop count for today? That's not good. Yeah, we gotta get them numbers up for sure. I saw the lanterns over there and I was like, Hmm, that's probably where I gotta go, but... I WERE WRONG! Look, I'm going to have a loon, not a CL. Oh, shit. That chat is so fucking smart, dude. Ummmm... Hmm... Scanning? we need we need we need we need we need we need we형ing? ... gorillas for me ow take off auto rush your dumbass keeps casting rush every combat if you're talking about the combat where I'm fighting the enemy with the shield I deliberately cast Rush so that she could gain a sun charge instead of doing damage to the monster so that it would still have shields. So when it became a male's turn I could use the move that gives her an extra turn if she breaks shields and also the monster has been rendered defenseless, which is actually what I did on the first turn is I attacked with my basic attack on Verso and worked it out. So basically I used two turns instead of the third turn, but you were too fucking stupid to realize it. Sorry. I did that to swag, I'm just saying you're aware. Shows nothing. I just replayed exactly what I did. Now you could make an argument that it's not entirely necessary to do that, but it's actually... I'm trying to stay in practice to remember to leave up the least one shield and also a two basic attack with him so that we can maximize miles term expedition 39 just like practice sorry man idiot he just not back so until then we stay on recall no face all these masks are freaking me out fucking creepy I swear I could hear one of them singing the nephrons around here behave so strangely almost like they I don't think that chatter is actually dumb, dude. gun on table. Man, man, how could he possibly have known all of that? You know what I mean? It's not his fault. Loads of with jelly beans? Don't put jelly beans in my glock, motherfucker. beans in my clock. It's your mother sucking my cock. Oh. Excuse me, excuse me. Well that will help. Hmm, that's not necessarily bad for us. There's a lot of damage. I think I've been using Powerful on the wrong turn. Oh, no. Haha! That was a one shot. Oh, fuck! I'm trying to... Oh, well. I'm not sure what the hell I'm doing here. to go Hmm... breed? Hey, more counter damage. Have I not been using that? Did I just get level 2 or did they upgrade? I'm going to counter one, two. We did not know two. Oh, I feel like we can probably get away with glass came Where is it right here? I think that will be our next Lumina. Glass cannon. These two levels over the level I beat the game at. Good stuff. Like, you understand that says, like, less about me and more about you, right? You understand that. What were you doing when you play the game? We're in the back, right here, I go bush, okay. Run straight line, lanterns, where lanterns? Me go straight, me go straight, all the time. My weapon level 5! Level 5 minute of game! How come his weapon level 20? How he do that? Behind his veil emotions swell. He can play 80 hours a week. It's a single player game! you know the side content afterwards I didn't know that and I'm not gonna do that We're all forced to paint. What is he but a reflection? Badness. Why would you do the side content after you over-leveled it? True, actually. actually. There are going to be all the challenging stuff in your overall level, out of curiosity. Was he? That's a boss. He's also one. Farewell Hmm Yeah, it definitely hurts him. I think I saw one more path That's good. We're weakening him Actually miss all this content because you want to see what happened in front of us instantly You couldn't go back I can't go back in those areas. That'd be fucked up because we found like several good victims in there. That'd be F2. You can go back. Nice. What's up, fella? Hi. Lovely to meet you. Bravo and surviving out here. Thanks, bro. Thank you, brother. Hmm, don't want that. Bites you? With the main character? Thanks for the duel, it's been ages since I've had this much flow. Baaam, baa-baa-baaam. This opens pretty good too. Anything that's like making it so we don't have to do an ability before we can hit twilight seems good oops the first game the landscape change the humans were nowhere to be found we need to get into tad lonely or what are these creatures like violence so much Biting's cool. It's Poggers, you could say. That's an old Twitch reference, by the way. The word Poggers? Is that more Poggers? You're making stuff up. Oh, he mad. Put me in your mouth, please. Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! I'm not even in the cutscene there, like, what's the point? I'm not even here either! Everything's destroyed. Normally, I enjoy a little destruction, but this doesn't feel right. It's rage. Oh, you puzzled that one out, ACL? Well played. Here we go. probably should have just brought through this Any loot? Question mark? I need an apple for my hideout quest. I'm looking for an apple. Ha ha ha. Nice. I mean, whatever the case, this is the best looking Unreal game I've ever seen. Who's someone always be leveled? Someone always be leveled. Moon really likes Bloom? I think this game does bloom well, I'm up. I We just shred those guys Cyberpunk 2 will be on UE5? Uh... Isn't Cyberpunk 1 on UE5? Cyberpunk... Nice. Red engine? I love bringing this up, but the first time I played Cyberpunk like right after it came on stream. And looking in a mirror created like a full literal four dimension like representation my obvious window that only I could see and I'd never seen anything like it before. I Bear Last hand. What was the other one? Augmented. Count. much as it's 10 can't really find that right now we got nine is that the face? no. I don't like that. I'm dead. I don't like that. Me when I roll up to the never on with the blicky Brata Brata that's the sound the guns make by the way That's a grenade launcher. Da da da da da da da da. Roll it through the block! Parish. Hmm. Me! Quit my block! Yo ass been a good shot. Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo! Nice. Weeeeee. That's a silencer. It speaks. You cannot fight fate behind a scowl of motion's blades, but in the shadows is temper fades. What am I by a mask of? Joy, what happens if I answer wrong? Nothing happens. Okay. I like this, I like this scream that does everything I touch. Did I miss the mansion door? Oh, shit. I did the math wrong. I'm a fucking idiot. We don't want to meet times This is a good song What is this build hey guys welcome to the moon moon stream I got a cool new expedition 33 build for you to try out so basically you you pick every picture that gives you plus damage and anything that refunds AP and then you shoot a bunch okay what was the name of the weapon we just got this one no it was lightning it was this one you're glad some skills give two AP once per turn that's pretty good hmm champ Do the yellow dot beside weapons and pick those to see which one's new. It's probably too late now, okay, I'll try it. We gotta go back in there boys. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da should be able to fight the axon properly now. Let's hit the game OSC to rush fight so quickly. Chatters when I don't spend five minutes weeping with actual tears listening to the orchestra music with the lady singing. Will you hate this game? Flush this quality swap, Slop already big M's, Peron's a knee-to-top side. Peron's I'm coming! Dude, I'm coming! He said music was good in moon moon terms that means he's sucking the composer off Yeah, that chatter is correct. He's also Brazilian That's unrelated to what he just said I just want you as an illa the fuck do you remember that I told you literally a decade ago dude chatter still don't think I'm the greatest fucking twitch streamer to ever do it it's actually insane It's not a lot, but he's also Brazilian. You are no Kaisenat. Kaisenat named five chatters, challenge, and difficulty impossible in parenthesis. Where's the mansion door? What if that chatter is just fucking over here? I don't remember my Brazilian chatters? Not true, I remember the Australian ones, too. I got the hemispheres covered. But you can't name five chatters? The Goku of Sissy Hypno, poopy butts 27 Jackie Chan, oh fuck! An advantage. That's poopy butt 29, my bad. So this is Versailles' bedroom. Who likes Twain's? How did you guess? Uh, you know, I'm media literate, I read a book. Name five books. Okay, Fahrenheit 187 by Mark Hoppus. great art is both. Son, you'll never be a true artist if there's always a mask between you and the viewer especially when the viewer is you. You wish I had a blue knobby mistress to stomp and crush your balls? No one has seen the new avatar, dude, so... You saw it? Why? Well that will help. How? Sort of chattel me into it. They made their dog jump through a painting man. Just gonna fuck this up. Whee! Oh, you got points. We're gonna hate this guy. I would have much preferred Noko, dude, honestly. I actually don't hate that guy, I like him as a character. I hate him as a party member. You trying for 30 seconds? Yeah, I don't like it. I thought this was America. Am I not allowed to not like stuff? I The characters from best to worst nice whoa oh it's 30 man who shoots the most gun for a mile best best to worst Um I like got a ski a and then like No, go and I like gold grub Um Like my L I think like miles a good maker Really good But there's still time to flub it though, like, obviously she's like connected to the overall a narrative. So, you know... If her, if her REACT to the reveal is like really fucking stupid, I might not like it. Where is the X? Excuse me, I got tied to the bonfire. Was it something to get for the five subs I kind of like Verso to although I kind of dislike Verso for a couple reasons namely he's been here for so long I mean like he's been I've been here for so long it made so little progress, you know what I mean? It's kind of fucking embarrassing, dude. Wheeeeeewww surgery makes her summon rare twitch name Hello, plot ghost give me some plot buddy I would have treated my ears for his. His life was cut short, he had so much more to do to experience. This senseless war, why? To what end? Live shattered? For what? He was innocent! Innocent! He was the folly of his elders, but he made the price for our hubris. I would have treated my ears for his. What are you talking about? This place is axon. They're all part of his story. I'm not sure what to do with this. What does that mean he who guards truth with lies exactly what it sounds like like. God as in protect or God as in control. 39 39 That where I came from? Ah, it moves me down. I keep looking for seekers. This game doesn't really do seekers all the time. The only good secret we found was, uh, dog room. Dog room. Oh I think you pissed him off. I People want so badly to know, what's behind the mask, front, back, recto, versa. Great art is both window and mirror. What does that mean? That is your mask. Or this. Hamlet, huh? He's the real axon. Shot. We all made masks. How do you use them? Nailed it. Not in the rest. I I'm just gonna hurt I couldn't believe it was me. Do you get it? Okay. What happened? Add some down. Maybe? Let's bring this to the curator. Is that implying that she always wears a mask? I don't really know. Let's bring this to the curator Is that implying that she always wears a mask I don't really know Is the opposite He's not first. Oh, dude. Oh Man Unless that was also him for you, bro Come on, give him this thing. What is that? That was a max. Wait, it looked like clothing on the side. Massive, can you think of something? Is it... you again? Why? Well... What did you see this time? I... I don't know... A woman? It was... Why do I keep seeing things? Who are you? He's wearing an expeditioner's cloak, I'm pretty sure. of Yeah, meh meh meh meh meh is very strong. Steel shields are rude by hitting enemies. Lucifer's throw stance on breaking a new shield, hitting a marked enemy breaks all shields. Meh. What element is that? I think that's chromatic. Um, we gotta put glass last cannon on him. Last cannon is 10. You have 7, so you need 3. And you need 7. Well we can't get some. Do do do. Do do do. I can't do math. Do do do. Do do do do do do do. I'm the best. We're kind of hitting 9 9 9 9 9 on our counters anyway, so I don't need that. Do do do do do do. Hmm. I Yeah, maybe probably we drop that for sure Can we get glass can on you by removing something uh... this now you have it equipped i'm an idiot uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh where'd we remove? breaker? mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm now can we get glass cannon on you? No. No. No. Yes. Yes. Uh, then we'll grab... this. Okay. Everyone, everyone, take a more damage! Now versus Lightning Weapon. I think we have enough. Sick, nasty dude. Um We need like a Now we're gonna disregard put shit The power on this is so high, despite it being only level 14, but the thing is, it seems like everything I'm fighting is resistant to that, so... Noob. Noob. Extend Twilight by one turn on using a moon skill. Whoa, hold up! What the f- Whoa! Mmm. Because it's scaling with your agility. So is this, this is a B. Look at that. It's five levels higher than that. It's also scaling with my luck. This just has a higher base power. Yeah Oops you leveled up three times Lookin' nice. 60-60-30, dude. Yeah, let's have sex. Let's have sex with Monaco. I'm bought let's play cards or throw some dice. No, you always cheat. No, I always win Only the weak cry foul when their skills fail them This might be my favorite song the other Jastral's never want to play with you either. Have they all week? Poor losers Fine how about a jewel? We have another proper duel in ages. Yes, a duel will be even more fun. Guess how blood flowing. Okay. Alright. Get ready to lose. I'm so sorry, man. It's not tough, actually. Who on there? You slur have been defeated. You got lucky. What was it you said? Only the weak cry foul when their skills fail them Merry Christmas from Finland How the Finns say it Okay You're right, or I guess I'm right since I said that You have grown more formidable than I remembered your skills are strong I respect your win and I respect your loss you were right old friend that was fun come on let's go get a drink and past the thrill to the fight each other once more turn special way of displaying affection for each other it's not gay it's not gay it's not gay it's not gay it's not gay it's manly it's manly it's manly Little Ryan and Monaco have some skills you'd forgotten. You share a few drinks with Monaco who can't drink because of his mask, and then they head back to the others. What's her nurse's mail looking sad and a producer care for you? You're okay. Yeah. What's wrong? Nothing. Just thinking about Gustav and Lucien and everyone. Every time I think I've managed to contain it, a wave comes out of nowhere and jerks me away. I know. How do you do it? After all these years? They say time heals all wounds. But I guess death heals on wounds too. Oh my god dude. I just... What if this is Renoir dude? They have the same eye scar. Okay. Dude what if it's just... I'm all good. Now look at your chat. Now look at your chat. Bad joke. I didn't even consider that, but like, his explanation for like, why he and R'n'R have the same scar was so fucking lame once. Not necessarily final. Don't dissent me. Kristoff lives on in other ways, right? Through your memories. Through his influence on your life and everyone else's. Through the lunar converter and his research. And we don't even necessarily know that he wants to stop the painters like it's ever been explicitly Okay, it seemed what only Like where he and Ruan war different Like they probably want actually they've even said it early in the game, or he said it he said that there He keeps looking off of the side to all shifty like Tell me who you are He's impersonating someone else But even they even he even said earlier that they disagree on how to accomplish things, but the question is why He is two people anyway Which Implies the male is also probably one half of the the white haired girl But why Why Yeah, that's true, but The Versailles said that he's been back to Lumiere since it fractured, too. Which could have been, I'm not sure if he said when, but that could have been when he dropped Mayel there. I'm serious, it helps. At least it helps me. I imagine what they would say. Oh, why? How they would react to things Is it because of how What he wanted to do like Renoir his other half probably wanted to do Something that he disagreed with and in regards to male existing for some reason it helps me Keep them alive. I'll... try that. My Elle is skeptical about Verso's advice. She's not in the mood to talk, but also does not wish to be alone. Verso understands he sits with her in silence. My Elle appreciates the silence they share. The verso means back what mile means princess Those are in warm, I don't even know if I should Google that actually Yeah, thank you see I was right about you Well, actually I should thank you. I wouldn't have got this far on my own. Tomorrow comes. I'm about to. I'm about to come, dude. I was hoping I'd just let you know who's working on the Expansion 33 journal. Working on the 33's journal. You're planning to die anytime soon. Well, you never know what tomorrow brings, not to you, to us. You always take such copious notes. Since I was four. Really? Four? That's what happens when you have obsessive researchers for parents. Still, four is none. Not anymore. Not when you only lived to 32. Everyone in Lumiere starts their apprenticeship at six, and I was apprenticed to my parents, So, they started me early. Working with your parents? Sounds fun. They needed a research assistant who never went home. The obvious solution? Birt your own. Hmm. Look at you. Getting me to talk about myself. Doesn't that feel nice? My parents were both artists. Widely respected, very prominent artists. So, it was a great deal of pressure to find their path. You're an artist then? Not the kind they want to be to be. Meaning? Music is my passion. Huh. I'm too. What do you play? Guitar. You? Piano mostly. Well, a little guitar as well. Do you know how to summon an instrument from Pictos, right? Of course you do. Maybe we could play together sometime. Maybe we can. Common passion. Intrigued by this passage of Verso. Verso doesn't say to play music with a fellow musical. Spend some time discussing their favorite songs now they learn music. Discussing this passion in the last several hours. Now they're nervous at the time passing. You seem preoccupied. It's nothing. Just nerves. Hmm. It's been a long road to get here. Extra long for you, I imagine. You on your hands seem quite relaxed. Do I? You're not nervous? Of course I am, but we will do everything in our power. And either it will be enough, or it won't. Hmm. yes you used to be a farmer is that why you use a side I guess yeah one it's a farmer always a farmer is a double-headed side very useful on the farmer yeah double the efficiency you should see how quickly I can harvest crops I'll bet I used to love the gardens of Lemia it must look quite different now. Probably a lot more variety than back then. The outgrown teams brought back loads of new plants from the surrounding islands. That's actually how I met Pierre. I asked his team for honey pet examples. He brought me a bouquet of them. And 15 boxes of plant cuttings. Smart man. If you want to romance a farmer, live plants are probably best in dead flowers. Dead flowers are nice too. You don't talk about your husband much. Sorry. It's okay. It's just... it still hurts but he's gone. Nine of us were perfect. But we were perfect for each other. What happened to him? You don't have to talk about it. He died in an accident on one of the islands near Lumiere. His body washed away. I'm sorry. I was prepared for his homage. But not for him to die in an accident. We were supposed to have five more years together. It's OK. I've learned to be grateful for the time we did have, instead of angry at the time we lost. That's a good way to look at it. You were lucky to have found each other. What everyone has that? Yeah. I am. Very lucky. Well, I can't compete with Ed. You're competing in a different event. That's a nice way to say fling. Hahahaha. Is there a future where I might compete in the same event? Let's just focus on today. Damn. And by today, I mean tonight. I feel used, but I like it. Bond grows even deeper. Alright, nice spot away from the group. Spending usually a long time together. They return to camp, Luna is upset that Verso skipped Sentry duty. She wasn't able to save Verso from Luna's displeasure. I'm sorry. Nita. Did you know, Sory was my first rock? Really? Hmm. Really? Mm-hmm. Phoswa was super jealous, but he got one from Cleyine's dead. Wait, Phoswa has his own set of rocks. Why does he keep stealing yours then? Because we're bodies. Phoswa is so fine. I mean, Mite, did you know? Really? Mm-hmm. Wait. Because we're... Hmm. I can't see how they can now enter the monolith, and they should finally understand everything. My antelomerses are something good stuff, there's no point over every detail. Little Frebber cherishes memory. Memories of good stuff inspire me out. I have to, that's where we're at. remove mark um it's probably better than this one it's only a it puts her in virtuoso. I'm... Well... Old Triangle? Fuck you. He has a weapon that synergizes with lightning, right? or another one I thought she had something where I'm doing lightning damage Oh, it's this one right here, yeah. Unfortunately, I don't have any lay epic upgrades for that, but we will use that skill because it's awesome. And what can we get rid of what are we not using not really using purse anymore But I do do do do cool Does not remove mark that's insane, so it's just gonna be 999 damage each time Hello and then I turn eight eighty thousand which might be more than what we got with this 10 times 8. Oh, I didn't even think to do it that way. Oopsie! Dbk at the Nereo, thanks for zippin' Bona string tomorrow? Now I gotta set up my cool webcam, although no promises it'll actually... Work I'm really going to face the painters And finally break this cycle It takes eight hours? Not yet. That being said, someone here has been hiding a terrible secret from us. Sweats visibly, sweats visibly, sweats visibly. You thought we'd never find out, didn't you? Nobody ever wondered what Eskia was made of, did they? People. Well. I'm sorry, Bruce. It's wine? She promised me sweet box. What? Is that wine? I, uh, stored my personal stash inside him. Oh, that's an advantageous... I don't know what you're saying, but it doesn't seem like it deserves an exception. Oh, how you doing? I told you to stop drinking alone. To your great generosity. I don't know how you can like this. the more he would only money more than what the more I think about it like you have apple juice he's literally able to split himself in half right maybe to it and there was that conversation he had with SK where he's like when war is acting the way you supposed to so like oh man which is fucking get split in half for a reason but at some point they probably deviated and what it is they were trying to accomplish. Or at least the method by which to do it. Don't open till later. My beautiful sister doesn't need this on her nose. You embrace her, yet you're condemning her to die. You brought him here. I'm not here to fight, but my son, do you know what it means to disappear into nothingness? It's his right eye. He's a reflection of it. She's a reflection of her. as she wants. You want to spoil what we've been given. Sometimes we paint the bars of our own prison. Your despair blinds you. You think you're ready to pay the price. But are you willing to let them pay the price for you? They hear everything we decided before they were a guy, between the bars of their prison, in the shadow of the monolith. In the shadow of the monolith. Wow. I drank too much last night. I can't remember a thing. You plan me out, Miss Emile. You bunch of drunk. I want to go beat the Golgur as an ass real quick. Ocean boss, too. Honestly, maybe we do the ocean boss, because I'm pretty sure Golgur is stronger than the Ocean Boss. At least she had like a ridiculous number of turns, I'm not sure. She literally, I couldn't see any of my characters in that issue at all. What do you... what do you... what people are ocean boss, actually? Beeeeeee... oops. You like the OST? Yeah? Yeah, it's good. Some of these bosses I expect you to stubbornly try to finish one check. Tells you to come back later. Bro, I just don't want- I don't want there to be a situation where I've harried something 267 times and then I get hit by the 268th time and then I die, you know what I mean? of They not be great or they just got lucky there, would they? Let's get a more close. I Didn't do shit of the death of the Let's do things like this. I'll get through worse. Geese, survive! It's the last in grace. I got those. Please, fight! Please come and fight. Yeah Hmm You Fucked up Oh, you get two turns! We need better abilities for her. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it, but I'm going to be able to do it. I think we're still shooting with her. Come with me. You're not giving up. You can't escape. You're not giving up. I Get up! You're short! Other team can't do it, so... You call that Barry two thousand times in the dying one hit? So, I mean, that's an actual Super Boss, okay? But if I had gone and fought Golgara and then tried to fight Golgara when I first encountered Golgara, that fight would have taken seven hours, and one mistake would have fucked me up and killed me. Boom! Good ass stream! Backbox, they were subbing Shepard and Tomahans, they were subbing X-Bag, they were subbing Dbk, they were subbing Nerealtix, they were subbing Grand, uh, Count Grain, they were subbing Tarino, they were subbing... Uh, no stream Wednesday as per use. On Thursday, I'm gonna have a... Dude, you're gonna be able to see me in 4k, boys. It's what everyone always wanted in Twitch chat. No longer will I look like a jaundiced old man.