It is the same, it is the same, it is the same.
My mic might be a little louder than normal.
I don't know.
We're wearing a bottle opener on your neck.
That's what the sweater came with, dude.
Test, test, test, testing microphone.
The song do do let me hook you up brother hang on
Hmm.
Hello, everybody!
Hello! Hello! Hello!
New camera looks exactly the same, it's not the new camera guys, I failed to set it up,
it was terrible, it was terrible.
I need a couple of different cords.
They didn't make it easy, brothers.
I got my Christmas cardigan.
I got my pizza tree shirt.
I got my star bottle opener.
I'm not representing the IDF today.
I'm sorry.
Thanks so long to me
Shadow well, thanks for the 10 subs and spakeology. Thanks for God sub in Newberry Christmas. So new cam is good
I got a fin angle some capture card though in order to make it 60 FPS is pretty much a
Give you a raise to stripping five subs.
Can we finally see the Allen and Chris quality?
I look extra bald.
I will say.
It's not the new camera.
It's the same fucking camera.
Nice new camera that's new.
New camera, not can you dab us up?
Oh, buddy. What'd you guys get for Christmas, bros? I got a sick talk of a guy singing We
we are Charlie Kirk is Christmas carols.
Auto blower, what the hell is that?
So you guys are laughing,
but you guys are the same people who say,
dude, you're 70, get off TikTok.
But maybe I'm on TikTok
because I want to see two grown men
Christmas caroling, we are Charlie Kirk.
You know what I mean?
Can we see it? No. I mean, it's pretty harmless, but we wouldn't want... that's kind of political
guy to come out early, dude. You got a ninja air fryer signed by Ninja the Fortnite streamer.
What?
I uh, I have a ninja coffee maker.
It's nice.
He makes those.
Yeah, I guess so.
My GF got me a bust of Malania, the blade of McKella, it's dope.
One fake story, you don't have a GF2.
Let's assume it's real. Does it have limbs you can move so that you can actually play with the dude or is it like for looks?
Ember strife and party cold things from something new seafarra and oobs and who knew TV and pookies extra something am I drinking down?
Hey
If I had some if I had some Japanese burr, we could crack it open with the star David right here boom boom
Sip that shit
But I don't
He donate 15k to me like aden Ross did to a viewer
Those guys get different kinds of money lads
I got I got 15k to spare brother
Very hairy, thanks for selling
Yeah
Millionaire by the way, I'm not a millionaire stop saying that I'm not
I'm a not a millionaire dude going on a first date soon any advice
what is your primary interest
open your chat so don't miss it
Hang on.
Do, do, do, do.
Offer to finger her from two fingers in chat.
Word?
This guy hasn't responded yet.
Pleebo, thanks for subbing.
Or you lost a million on FT's. Me? No.
Nay.
Don't respond to Moon Moon.
Just regular dating? I don't know.
That's not what I asked you son of a bitch! I asked what your primary hobby is!
Motherfucker!
Did I stutter?!
Mm-mm modern
Madeira Momo they certainly think 20 subs bro. I miss her. I'm sorry for you up 50 subs. Sorry
I'm not actually mad. I was testing the my microphone. Honestly. I was looking at my
My settings got fucked up. So I was making sure it was okay
Say sorry, I'm sorry, man. You fucking pussy bitch
Am I close to finishing this depends
But that's also a question I can't really answer because I don't know when it ends and also it's not a question
I want answered by other twitch headers because I might read it
You understand how tricky that is
Who's your fave anime character? Why is it monkey Dailufi?
Me when the grown adult censors himself and says ass to the ass.
Didn't want mom to hear did ya? Didn't want mommy to hear did ya?
This guy's into reading. Okay.
The channel from earlier.
Fuck that. Do not talk about the books you've read to this lady, okay?
Mm-mm.
I'm trying to think of what you should talk about instead. I'm calculating.
what if she loves books she won't love books as much as you do though that's the
thing right because you could have said anything
beard length check
What should this channel talk about instead of books?
weather do not do the weather do not do my stream we could cut a clip for right
now though if you want brother I'll cut a clip for
Should I I'll do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it
Hold
Hey Susan her journey date with my boy
Boy, Jonathan, that's pretty awesome.
I'm glad that you're on a date and hopefully you're having fun on this Merry Christmas.
Or you're a meteorologist.
That's awesome.
I made that up.
Dude, why is my shit stopped?
Why you stop play- Oh!
Need browser!
Help!
It's Crash!
Look into the camera.
Dude, I got a better idea. Hang on, check it out.
I can enable a mode with this video broadcast that makes it so it looks like I'm always looking at the camera.
It's fucking weird.
Don't?
It's too late. I gotta close the game.
I
Figure out what's this I contact on
It's doing up
I'm not looking anywhere near that camera, brothers.
This is what I was gonna show you guys the other night by the way when I was like, ah you guys probably already seen it.
Um...
Fuck. I lost...
I lost that guy's chat.
NO! I forgot his name!
Hold on.
It was me. No, it wasn't that ain't the 4k camera various stoop chatter
Got it.
Control-Shift-T.
All right.
Beyond 3D, what is she into?
I need one of her hobbies.
Surely you've discovered this.
Man man man man me on me on me on me on me on
I don't even know if this guy's still here bros
Making bread and scrapbooking
So she a freak
Or Mormon
Which is the same thing?
Dude, the eyeballs, Jesus!
Making bread and scrapbooking, huh?
Hmm. You could try to engage with that or now. Hold on. Okay. You know what they say,
Opposite to track, all right?
I know that you said your hobbies were reading books, which is cool
however
It's it's kind of close to what she does
So you need to veer off course a little bit while still remaining thematic so
might I
recommend that on your first date
you
Share your love for four hour long warhammer 40k lore videos
And go into great detail about those
No one's ever tried it before
Not one piece no no stay away from anime no no no
Uh, were we talking about before first statement?
You guys like my cardigan?
The cam tracking?
I turned that show off by the way.
Now my eyeballs look real.
Or less real.
Why is my browser so shit? Hello?
This bill lagging, bruh. Is that a Jewish star?
Not just a normal one, brother. The Jewish people don't have a monopoly on stars, believe it or not.
Brother shit is fucked up. Price puncher 60 and I think 55 subs.
Boop boop boop boop boop!
Firefox already running but not responding. Hmm interesting. I hate that.
Shalom? Shalom brother.
Hmm.
Do I support Hamas?
I typically prefer the Galeel when I'm saving, like soft saving.
You don't get it. I don't care.
Boom
Off the off the thinly shaved dome
That was a very good joke, thank you, thank you, thank you
The Galeel is an Israeli gun only a loser would know that no offense
How about Roku? Thanks for subbing
You're not a loser chatter, I'm a loser
Is this 4k no this is the old camera fellows
I
Don't even know if the new cameras 4k it's nice though very nice
Play for night the speed skin is out I
Saw us I showed speed clip where he I don't know where the fuck he was
But like a kid walk up is like I skipped school to be here. I skipped school to be here
My mom's gonna beat my ass
You see the cogs turning and I show speeds face, he was like, hmm, hmm.
And then he like, he says, call your mom and this kid calls his mom and he talks to speed
talks to his mom for this kid.
And his mom is like, yeah, he's being so bad and he skipped school and then speed goes, you should beat his ass.
But that's not the funny part. The funny part is this was like tick tock slop. So I had like the motivational music in the background or whatever of the video.
Um,
and it was essentially like he hangs up the phone on the mom,
puts it down and then like touch,
like grabs the kid by the shoulder and it was like, listen,
you got to respect your mom and be good. Okay.
It's a single mom, but she's raising you and the kids like, yeah,
I should be good.
I should I should do that. I should I'm such a jerk. I'm such a guy. Oh my god
and
Then I guess he he's it cuts ahead and he's on the phone again with this kid's mom
He's like don't worry ma'am. I talked to this kid. He should be good now. She's like, thank you so much
Thank you so much. Thank you so much
Almost in tears
That's all it took, bros.
And at the end, WSpeed on the screen.
That's crazy.
Booty, booty, booty.
Are you ever concerned that clips from your stream will be used as evidence in custody court?
One, there's no custody court. Two, it would be really fucking funny if there were clips of me in
that particular scenario. And I don't think I could prevent myself from laughing if they were to be shown.
That's just the way that it is brother. Guess what laughing at yourself in court not very professional
football
the
foot boot
pepo smoke things result
the
You know, I'm not going to
feel short of this person.
Relevant top viewed clip of you this week.
Which one?
Someone link it in chat.
But do but it did it do boop
You gonna play the 2026 bowling game after 833. Maybe do guys. I don't play that far ahead brother
What I do is when I do have to plan what I'm gonna play I will enter a meditative several hour-long state and search the deepest
Deepest depths of my knowledge
Is this the clip it's a trial
That's from this week
Dude tell me the judge pulls that clip up there bro you are not not laughing at that
incidentally not winning that court case speed clip God dude guards Brazilian
werewolf and chat show please show the Sun Street please dude if you can okay
You guys like my Christmas cardigan?
Where'd you get it?
Internet.
Oh god here we go okay play
Listen to the music
I have your son phone i'm a streamer and apparently he
He got he went out of school to see me
Oh
He skipped school
Oh, you need to
Seriously
Seriously, he's like
I think he skipped school
Mama, I'm so sorry
Mama, I love you so
I'm sorry, but I shouldn't be out of this
I know you work hard
Dude, this is this is what the youth are digesting right now, by the way.
Straight up.
Not even necessarily the speed stream, but like the clips like that, dude.
It's fucked.
It is fucked, dude.
So fucked, man.
Not in Australia, dude, W Australia, man.
So are you, bitch?
Dude, this is research, motherfucker.
This is research.
I gotta be able to look for the signs of my kid, man.
Okay.
Hello?
You think I'm like, I'm like, watch this?
I'm like, he, he, he likes to, you know what I mean?
Like, he, he adds the bookmarks.
This was awesome.
And I am a super fan now.
No, man.
I'm telling you, if I see my kid watching those clips and he's busting into tears, there
There might be a conversation with his mother about military school in Australia.
So they are back with you son.
Come back in a year.
You'll be stronger.
No, I would I would never I would never support something like that for my kid going being sent away
That's boomer coded that is some boomer ass shit dude
I think I'm gonna send my kid on a six month vacation to military school
I think I think it's time for a wilderness retreat for my kid
I fucking hate boomers. I hate them. God damn it
fucking old people
Taking turns at two miles an hour on a major road
Fuck dude turn the other way one time go the other direction one time just one time one time
Type ship.
Nice sweater. Thanks. It's pizza. It's a pizza tree.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
You're same ages me did Oprah save your ass from the belt too. She advocated for no belting Oprah W
My dad used to hit me. Okay, but I remember the day he stopped. I must have been like five or six
He like it finally clicked for him dude, he was like
This is kind of fucked up dude. It's kind of fucked up. He stopped. I
think maybe my mom
talk to him about it but I don't know I don't have any like trauma from that I
don't remember it ever happening before the last time you know what I mean like
I'm pretty confident my dad was like in tears he was like I'm sorry and I was
like I'm five brother what the fuck are you talking about I'm stuck on the
first world in Super Mario World. Please help me.
Has and Bubba do brother for seven and he wouldn't help. God
damn it.
God damn my kids so fucking lucky to have a dad who's gonna
help him in fucking video games. bastard.
I'm a bit of a backseater. Okay. Um, but my kid super fucked up his Pokemon team and
Pokemon Z through a dude
Like the moves the items out because he's just hitting buttons sometimes you just like to see the level go up
But I taught him I was like listen try to use moves that are the same type of as the Pokemon right um
Um
Look for the power number look for the cool down important
So now when he puts moves on his Pokemon he's looking for the power sometimes he's weak because once again
He's a power scaler, right?
So he if he sees power 200 on a move in Pokemon Z through a that's the movies in a pic
But some of you are stupid viewers might be like hmm what moves have
200 power in Pokemon Z through a hmm
Which moves have that?
Because there's only one.
Self-destruct.
So when I reviewed his Pokemon team, the last time I saw him on first Christmas.
Four out of six of his Pokemon had self-destruct.
So I had to teach him the responsible the responsible way of using self-destruct. I was like Billy listen
It you need to use this move right before your Pokemon dies
Because if you're blowing them up when they have 300 HP
It's not very effective because then they don't get to do more. He's like yeah true. Okay
But I could still see the glee in his eyes that I had seen many times before playing games with them
like
Good example we were playing through Kirby all stars years ago and
on the second level
It might be the first or the second I don't know like you know how there's like a star at the end
But there's like a hole
Um, like a cliff right behind the star, we would go through the level and he would jump off the fucking edge and kill himself and then we would have to do it all.
And I'm talking like 20 motherfucking times.
So like there's just like an impulse in my kid to do things like to do things
that videos were the heat like he knows he shouldn't be blowing his Pokemon
yeah he knows he should but every time I'll do he like look at me like look
I mean make sure I'm watching them do them. Yeah, yeah, bro
You've you ran the checkpoint of that fucking battle zone and you blew up that man in his fucking Pokemon
Holy moly
You believe some dope ass presence. Yeah, none of them video games important
Lord of areas or so
Mr. Biloxi the extra so
Would you get him he got a he got a pretty
professional RC truck that like is intended for like driveway driving it's
awesome dude it's right it drives with one of those fucking like that all the
all the
Trying not to say something mean dude. It's Chris. It's Christmas. It's Christmas. It's Christmas. People like stuff
I shouldn't be making fun of them for liking stuff
He's on RBS RC Cybertruck at TJ Max
I'm just saying sometimes you go into the hobby store and there are very old men
racing around their RC cars on a track that's all I'm gonna say yeah I'll let
you paint the picture yourself in your brain music too loud yes I mean it's a
little loud but it's okay it's my hobby why you got a belittle it dude every
single day every single day I think I'm alienating at least one person when
I want to make fun of their hobby
It's on purpose
It's on purpose dude
You guys make fun of me, you know, it's only fair it's only fair that I get to shoot back
are you sure you're kid to be a good driver or are you a road rager I mean I told you
guys that story about a fucking let me move evil moon moon's chair the guy who bright
checked me when he was in my fucking truck, dude. Um, I'm not a
road rager because I live in America and one wrong move and
the guy in front of you has a gun or two and he's he's hopping
out the car to extract righteous vengeance on you. And that's
real and that's not it I know there might be like a cowboy in chat who's
like hold on hold on past me there's like it there might be like a cowboy in
chat who's like listen that's not what America is like and I'm like yeah
sometimes it is like that though so people get road rage murdered all the
fucking time dude it's likely to happen in a place where guess what you
go to Walmart and get a motherfucking gun if you wanted to brother boom all right
Play it
Don't use your parking brake when you have already put your car into park
By the foot you guys you always put your parking brake down when you park are you fucking a high?
Always was it hold on
When do you use your parking brake?
How do you guys have this shit man?
Whenever you park, what a boy!
Uh oh.
Guys, I've been doing it wrong my whole fucking life.
Dude, I've been doing it wrong my whole life.
Now if this was a pirate moment, I would own you and be like, well actually if you
look at it from this perspective, you may not necessarily-
use it on a hill may not necessarily have to use your parking brake every time
that said
i'm pretty sure my truck automatically puts the parking brake or the the e-brake
did you mean the e-brake yes oh in that clip and right now i am talking about the e-brake
Okay, so I think I misspoke in that clip
Obviously in order to park my car
I'm putting it into park, which is the parking brake, you know what I mean
How how else would you do it how else would you do it?
How else does the do you prevent the car from rolling away dude?
With the handbrake
You
Drive a stick bro. Oh, I drive a stick ship
You like you like gripping it at the base moving it jostling it around
Manual drivers be like oh, I'm so manly because it's got man in the name of manual
You're a fool. You're stroking a dick, a card dick.
Non-stop. You're attending that card dick like it is the most precious thing in the world.
I do use the parking brake every time. I do not use my e-brake
Fuck maybe I do I don't know holy shit
What okay, what I was thinking of is like
Any break that's what I was thinking about in that clip
I was like I do not use my ebrake when I park all the time. I only used on inclines slopes
Like another layer of protection to prevent my car from rolling away, you know what I mean
That's what I meant. That's what I meant. That's what I meant. That's what I could drive. I could drive
I'm an adult. I'm an adult. I'm an adult. I'm an adult. I'm an adult. I can drive. I can drive. I can drive
I'm a happy Christmas. I'm gay. Yeah, I know. I know. I'm getting some white hairs in my
my moustache and bird. I'm kind of stoked to get white hairs. Is that weird champ? It's
It's literally going to happen Verso style for me.
I feel like
I'm going to have like a streak of like come on my fucking beard, dude.
Come stash.
You need hair for that to happen?
I do have a hair on everywhere except for the top of my head.
chest. And ass, I do not have a hairy ass. I do not. I'm just not a hairy guy. Hair gave
up on me, dude. It bailed early, dude. Giga early. I have a giga hairy ass and chest,
I am balding too. Well maybe all the hair that you're generating elsewhere in your body
is impeding the growth of your head hair, right? So what you should do is you should
get like wax for my candle, shave yourself and then coat your body and wax and then
and seal the hair that you shaved so that it cannot grow back.
No, I mean in terms of the way that it streaks, I think that's how it's going to happen.
Hopefully.
Otherwise it's just, I don't know, I'm talking about the hair I do have.
the luscious Verso locks. He dies it. Oh, true. That's true, actually. Never mind.
He's 100 years old, by the way. What's your excuse? He's immortal through magic.
I did the same luxury is not afforded to me
What do you mean so
After warning my gf's kid about how hot the exhaust is on his new dirt bike
I proceeded to burn the fuck out of my finger on said dirt bike
like
Hamptix red to five subs. Thank you. Have you considered using shoe polish on your ford to give yourself the lackula cut? I
I use a
Sarah B. lotion on my head
and face.
And not on the ass.
Brison and Gaffer, thanks for seven.
You get anything for Christmas? I got the
The Giga webcam. It's actually set up right now. It just doesn't work
Basically the issue that I ran into is I got it to work with Sony shitty proprietary like
Bullshit
fucking ass program
The camera outputs at 30 fps with their shit and the idea
Is that you use a camera like this and it is literally a camera and sure he's been doing this for years. Okay
Four or five years remember when the giga cams came out or some shit
Um
So
Just plugging it in and having it powered and setting it up
isn't enough
You need a capture card
so that you can
So that isn't capped at 30 FPS essentially
And I think the micro USB to HDMI cable I have is broken.
It literally does not work, okay, because I can get the image on OBS on my computer default
without the inclusion of the capture card.
But it won't output through, I guess I have an Elgato cam link, it won't output.
So I got to, that's the part that I am troubleshooting.
History of PSA, physical camera limitation.
I think it's an arbitrary limitation.
Dude, even the shitty webcam that I have, by default when I plug it in, it's a shitty
Logitech camera, okay?
It's 30 FPS.
But if I go into a program called Logitech Capture, okay, and simply observe the settings
for my webcam in this program, inexplicably, it removes the 30 FPS cap on the webcam.
Right now it's 30 FPS because I'm using the video broadcasts besides the point.
It just removes it and then it's 60 FPS for no fucking reason.
And there's not even any indication in the program that it is 60 FPS.
So it's stupid.
It's stupid.
Technology is stupid.
Let's go back to the caves.
Return to the cave.
You plugged in the USB 3 yes look I'm not looking at troubleshoot those of you guys I'm I'm troubleshooting it was someone who
uses the same stuff worry not it will work eventually I don't need help because I
would have to start the process of troubleshooting all over again with you
it would sound worth it.
Batter me silly thanks for something. We try to uninstall and reinstall in the software
is a necklace a bottle opener it's not a necklace it is a part of the sweater
And
Yeah, it is a bottle opener nor fleet they should be 50 subs you very much
Today Christmas gimp sweat
No
You knew bottle jobs with that sweater hmm and maybe for your tiny little pee pee I
Can put one finger on this bit that's it
Yellow yellow little finger finger penis yellow finger get a little clip penis big man
That fucking midi, you know, dude.
I wish I could make that a sub-emote, but I'm pretty sure a picture of me flipping the
camera off wouldn't fly on the twitch.tv.
Although I've seen some pretty questionable emotes recently.
Sexually explicit emotes
Stop being a prude dude, I'm not trying to jerk off with you guys. That's all I think that's a reasonable request quit being a sex pervert bitch
Quit jerking off and my twitch chat
Hey moon lol that's a good email that is disgusting but it's cool
Sark all is a it looks like a corpse's mouth type this Dorao
Mike listings for some of it you lefty bitch
I'm right handed
They suck that one chatters dick yet
Don't recall making that promise
I'm not even sure that's real. You could have just made that up
When do we start sending our Amazon list and you buy a ship
Who does that who does that who does that
a
XQC my juicer the guy who took a
$100 million kick deal is buying people
$2,000 worth of stuff on Amazon, dude. That's crazy
On the real that's fucking awesome one two um
I did I buy stuff for you guys all the time, but I'm working on a much tighter budget. Okay
I don't like to to broadcast my acts of generosity they are sparse compared to someone buying
shit off of someone's Amazon wishlist but I buy people in chat stuff occasionally
millionaires trying to sound poor dude I'm about to I'm about to do it
bros I'm about to take some motherfucking deals and become the millionaire you want me to be
Dude, literally I'm gonna do it. Literally, I'm gonna, I straight up, I can't take it.
You guys think I live in the lap of luxury? You think I got a golden palace in a motherfucking
a bidet that sprays champagne up my fucking colon? Dog? It's not the truth. It's just
not the truth. I don't got a fucking McLaren. A McLaren was never a justifiable fucking purchase.
He's begging for money yet? I never beg for money. I never beg for money. I never beg.
used to let's just it's so cringe it's cringe man it is so fucking cringe
really come on guys can I get can we get can I get like a 50 gifted again
please it's so fucking cringe I think about that and I create so hard man I do
I do I want to I don't even want to think about it
God, stop giving me money. Stop. Stop. I cannot justifiably thank you right now.
After that. It worked. No, dude. Listen, you want, you want me to become a motherfucking
millionaire, dude? Is that what you want? You little fucking pussy bitch? Yeah?
Only to give me a half.
No.
Look how he's social engineering.
Dude, I'm not social engineering.
Okay.
But I will be honest.
I have been considering doing sponsored fucking segments on my stream, dude.
Straight up.
God
For like new releases and shit like games that I would be playing anyway, you know what I mean
Dude, I'm telling you right now
Since since 2016 2017
Playing all of those new releases that came out unsponsored compared to my cohorts. Yeah, no shade
I
Hypothetically
Minus ten million dollars, I'm
Right
Potentially minus five million dollars
But like you know what I mean like
Just do it bros. I'm gonna be honest. I'm probably gonna do it. Okay, and
the way that it would look is
new releases
Sponsored segment
Two-hour
Fucking I don't know
What like I don't know how this shit works, right?
might be fun. I mean, World of tanks. I mean, if I hypothetically, I would not take a World
of tanks sponsorship. Although incidentally I've been getting, um, TikToks about war thunder
infantry mode. Is that shit happening like simultaneous to like people, you know, doing
all the vehicle combat and the same shit or what? Raid shadow lenses. Dude, I wouldn't
see a Raid shadow legends on the moon moon stream. I'm telling you right now what you
would see is a black myth wu kong 2
with a hashtag at the end of it dude you know that read and then the big fucking
ccp bucks in my pocket in my motherfucking pocket
would you be allowed to do China bait titles for Wukong to I don't know.
What's your stake referral code?
You're not going to do gambling.
Okay.
whether and we've just got a 3.0
Take the POE to sponsor next time a new league comes out like maybe like show like that dude
I think that would be tight. I think that would be tight like I
Is it
Not trying to trauma dump. Okay, but eventually I would like to buy and own another house, right? Yeah, I read
Some of you might be thinking another house that's kind of fucked up I
Gave the first one away
Gave away I did I was
Bro you think you think I would go
You think I would bitterly fight that in court, bros?
You honestly, that's not the kind of person I am, man.
You fucking bitch!
You can't have it!
Yeah, you can!
My my issue with with sponsored segments on Twitch
Twitch, it stems from a vision for Twitch, okay, 2016, 2017, you know what I mean?
Like a place where there were no ads, surprise, guess what, three minutes of ads to prevent
pre-rolls okay people literally if I if I'm not running three minutes of ads on
my stream people literally get served pre-rolls and guess what happens when
people get served pre-rolls dude they're like the fuck you I'm out brother
you know what I mean they leave dude dude but man I dude I had a I had a
vision, okay
Some of you may recall back in the motherfucking day, dude, even I I was late dude. I missed Hearthstone, right?
but
Like a
Website-wide
Community of people gaming at the fuck out dude
Cracking jokes, you know what I mean playing what they want to play
You know people watching what they want to watch a boom boom-bop boom, right?
it was like
it was like an oasis in a
Media landscape that was pretty saturated with
sponsored bullshit even at like
On YouTube at that time dude every YouTube video
They've got a sponsor and that because they have to or they had to at that point to generate any amount of revenue
on YouTube, right?
It felt to me for a long time,
like the dream was to play whatever I wanna play,
do whatever I wanna do, to look around,
to see other people doing that as well.
You know what I mean?
Like turning up their nose to like fucking,
you know, outside interests or whatever,
you know I mean it being like an independent island and it a media see
of media SEAC of it just like ads right but guess what that didn't fucking happen
bro that did not happen brothers it did not happen bros it did not fucking
happened to do. And that has become increasingly clear to me over the years. For a long time,
I turned my nose up at Twitch streamers specifically who would take sponsorships and stuff because
I was like, they're like dirty in my swimming pool pretty much, right?
I was a hater.
Dude, I was a hater.
I was because I still believed that it was possible to have something that essentially
could operate, um, but like with most art, okay, it's a stretch of culture streaming
art, right?
But like, like movies, fucking TV, music, uh, live streaming, streaming, you know what
I mean?
Like, at the end of the day, motherfuckers, dude, they get in there and they get their
And they're like hey
They're like yeah
Want some money kid
But twitch specifically like I don't know how twitch is still a website. I truly don't I truly do not I
Think it's funny that we're talking about this on Christmas actually I'm like the drunk uncle right now Ramly
a
Dinner
Just be glad I'm not rambling about the DEI and the wokes, okay, um
Dude, I don't I don't know how twitch still exists I truly don't I don't I
Don't know how they do it I truly I don't I don't
Ads it's not enough. It's not enough, dude
Tyson at saving twitch
How
The guys are stringing like minds, what do you mean?
Hey, let me tell you something, okay, I
200,000 people watching a twitch stream that is such a financial burden on
The website that no amount of money that is raised through subscription it like they would break even it at best
Right so I guess the money that they're making then is the ads on I don't know how it works. I'm a fucking moron dude
RMA 90 and cool not extra 7
RMA says I feel sorry of
How poor you are and decided to support your next door dash purchase dude in this this is what it boils down to for me
Okay, if I want to have a stable future
Okay, and maybe potentially own a house in the future blah blah blah blah blah blah like
How is it reasonable? This motherfucker donated me a hundred dollars a
Hundred dollars just now. Thank you one two. I don't want to ask you guys for money
Additional money. It doesn't make sense to me
because
for the most part
No offense if you're not okay, but for the most part I
Most certainly make more money than most of you guys you know there in
So, how is it justifiable for me to be like, dude, can I have some more money, please?
Please?
Can I have some more?
Please?
It doesn't make sense.
But if John Game Company is going to offer me $30,000 to play their game, that I probably
was going to play anyway for a couple of hours that's much more reasonable you know what I mean
Do we get a share dude I
Make no promises, but
Moon Jam then you guys listen I
Wasn't told I couldn't talk about this so I will talk about it with you guys anyway
Actually, calculating, don't edge, it's not, I promise it's not super interesting, I promise.
There could be events that could be funded.
There could be things that could be produced.
There are many things that could be accomplished that otherwise I would not have the resources
to do.
This is not me promising grand things, okay?
Um, by no means, by no, let's be clear about that, by no means, all right.
Hosting my own game award there people would hate that show
Over the years, changing the subject a little bit, over the years, I can't even remember
if we've talked about this before.
in the day, dude. When everyone was getting their big, big platform deals or whatever,
right? Um, you remember mixer fucking Facebook, so on so forth, he's moving to kick. No,
things don't exist anymore and rightfully so there there isn't a company in the
world that could possibly even at that time I don't know how this happened okay
but they it's hard to justify a hundred million dollars okay for hey stream only
on my website please you know what I mean but it fucking happened but it
fucking happened why a man it's insane it's insane okay that whole arc was good
for and bad for streaming okay then the way that it was good is basically these
motherfucking streamers my boys took these dumbass companies for hundred
hundreds of millions of dollars
fuck them straight up who cares they're they're giant companies fuck them right
I
Got offered a deal from twitch. I can't remember what year it was
It was so long ago it was so long ago they they offered me okay cut it a
comparably
Modest some till I say ninja blevens for tonight, right?
It was either two or three million dollars like a bonus for two years, okay?
Two or three million dollars
Just straight up boom here. You go
I
Hope you took it. No, I didn't you want to know why and I this isn't me trying to start my own cock
I'd be like I'm the fucking I'm fucking Jesus Christ. Oh, I'm Jesus Christ
Um
They wanted me to run
ads
Yeah, I think it was it might have been like two or three minutes or some shit an hour
and
This is before twitch required you to run ads and I was like
I was like fuck no man
Like fuck no you kidding me
But you run ads now because I have to because they they mandated it and see
You see how ridiculous it is now right everyone has to run ads on Twitch now because
If you don't your stream will output pre-rolls
Okay, so on the off chance that a new person hops into see you the the star of David pizza tree, right?
if I weren't running ads for an hour, or three minutes an hour, right?
Which is the bare minimum, by the way, to prevent pre-rolls,
they didn't get it with the pre-roll, they wouldn't get to see my sweater and...
blah-blah-blah...
...it sucked.
Um...
I think you told us about that during the GTRP...stream one night, you like it or whatever?
Dude, I-I was in... I was...
...I'm an emotional guy, you know, I tear up.
a little bit
Because I realized it was it was the death of the way that I had that I had been operating that I wanted to operate dude
It no longer was possible to achieve the dream of like internet neutrality, right? I don't know. I don't know
Well, how else to describe that?
It was it was the end of an era dude
And I may seem goofy to some of you guys do who are like
You know like why why tear up about that, right, but
It was emotional dude, and it's still it still is it still is dude
It dude it still is man because I
I don't want I don't I don't even want I don't want to see I tell you what I see that
The residual after birth of the the streamers getting their bags in shit dude
The website is a million times worse for a dude a million culturally a million times worse for a dude
There are there are there are like teenagers who are like dude and this is way more prevalent during like for night and shit right and for
Epic games leaned into to with like their million dollar terms and shit. Basically streaming transitioned from a like a
niche hobby
Or maybe not even necessarily niche, you know like 2016 2017 2018 it transformed into a money tree
It became a money tree dude and that is a tantalizing prospect for a lot of people see but the but the reality of the situation is is that it that particular money tree goal is so unattainable.
It was at that time and now it is 100 times more unattainable.
So it be it it became
Something so monolithic dude, just the Patriots
They I
Don't know it's weird. What like what is twitch now? What is twitch? I said the other day
I was like sometimes I feel like the only because I'll watch other streams
I'll watch popular streams. Okay streams that would not necessarily interest because they're they're not gaming, right?
and
It feel it like I'm not not just on twitch either sometimes it feels like a lot of what I'm seeing
Or it's not real. There is like
Pardon pardon me for signing momentarily a skit's a prank. They don't seem like real motherfuckers, dude
It's like the chatters, right?
It's crazy it's fucking crazy dude
There was a time on twitch, yield twitch.tv where it was a it was a website
Inside joke to giggle about certain streamers who were just straight up fucking rip in view bots
Thousands of fucking view bots dude. It's like like you knew and recognized
That they were
You know what I mean, but it it's commonplace now it's very commonplace now
Shamelessly so dude
The yearns for the old days I don't yearn for the old days
I
Wish I had a suitable analogy to describe it
So as
Is custom for my fat motherfucking ass I will use a food analogy. It's like it's like twitch and
Livestreaming used to be walking into a motherfucking bakery and getting the most fresh
delicious sourdough bread dude oh my god and now it's like motherfucking wonder
bread dude with a crumbly ass white bread dog dude I don't know I don't even
know what the fuck I'm talking about right now that's the nostalgia talking
It is it is not it is not I I think about the slide you are wrong and
It is most certainly not
it is okay like
It is this how no, I'm not saying it's not nostalgia because it is okay
That's not what make it make is making me talk about this though. I'm not in this tabula. I'm like, oh man
Those are the days or whatever I yearn for that
I yearn for that. There's nostalgia plus other stuff.
Like calling it nostalgia is kind of like diminishing that dude.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
You about to backfire when ads start to pull away from streamers that use them.
Dude, I mean, there will be a day where something like that happens.
I don't know when,
but
Think about this way, okay?
And once again, I have a rudimentary understanding
of all this, so I don't pretend to speak with any authority,
but the logic in my head is,
I know Twitch sells ad space,
okay, and I know recently, the last two or three years,
they have not been able to sell as much
for reasons that are not even necessarily associated
with a view-bottling problem, right?
but like how do you sorry the car the cars are turning my head right yep let's say there's
a massive fucking hypothetical time okay hypothetical person hypothetical man has 80,000
viewers within 10 minutes of going live. Okay. Um,
a high bet hypothetical person has 180,000 people within 10 minutes of going
live. They're, they're massive. They're, they're fucking huge.
They have a manager who goes to look for ad deals. Okay. And they're like,
Hey, look at my, the guy I'm representing. This guy, he's pulling,
You know, 250,000 people max every stream, you know, in like, here's
it, here's his concurrent viewership.
It's fucking massive.
Like at what point do the people who are on the other side of these
ad deals, at what point are they like, Hmm, I've worked here for like,
I don't know, like 10 years.
This seems a bit unlikely.
I feel like you know like the deal of this guy's proposal for the mr. 250k man where it's like
My my boy the guy I'm representing wants a million dollars to play your game for two hours
Or to put your banner on the screen for two hours. You know what I mean?
um
at what point
Do the people's like purchasing the ad space are they like
Is it truly as valuable as it is being sold as and like at what point do they are they equipped with the tools to see?
Very easily that maybe the exorbitant prices that they're paying like are they that wealthy that they can just throw that money into it
Like a fucking fire. You know what I mean? Like I don't know. I don't know
Isn't that nuts though, dude?
It doesn't switch up a gig a computer that detects viewbotters like Google does on YouTube.
It doesn't benefit Twitch to get rid of viewbotters.
And I'm not, I'm not implying that they don't do it for that reason.
I would never, I would never imply anything about my my lovely, dude, my, my W web site
where everyone hangs out and they're cool.
They call me on Christmas.
You see this like majority ads in AI, dude, I'm getting some crazy like forceful AI suggestion
from like my browser and from YouTube or like dude you should try this in AI mode
or at one time they just did it firefox just did that shit I was like excuse me
dude hello what would I ever do a dull or react stream full now
No. Honestly, we're kind of dragging on here a little bit. I want to play some games.
Sorry. I rarely talk about this stuff, so it's like super interesting to talk about it, you know what I mean?
It's not interesting.
Well, feel free to come back when I'm done then, I guess.
Um, kill a painter. Sorry, we got other shit to kill. First, reveal who you're accusing
of body. I'm not accusing anyone in particular of you buying. Okay. I'm not. I'm truly not.
I'm truly not.
What I am suggesting to you is that,
I mean, if you're willing to type a sentence like that
and then add me with it,
you probably are aware of how that works.
And you could probably easily be vindicated, right?
And you don't need me to hold your hand
for that conclusion to be made.
Is it possible for things to get better or are we fucked?
No, it's not.
And yeah, we are.
That's the difference between 2025 Moon Moon and 2018 Moon Moon, dude.
um
That's the way it is
But see it's not
That's the way that a
Lot of things are and have been throughout history though. You know what I mean? It's not it's not like it's not a twitch thing
Holy psychotics for sub and midnight pretender leaks for some
But it it it's been like this for a long time brothers. Okay. This is this isn't even a 2025 problem
Okay. The first cultural schism of twitch.tv was the advent of fortnight brothers. The advent of fortnight.
It's only gotten worse every year since then.
Um, and when I, when I say cultural schism, I mean, like, I started when I, when I would play Overwatch, I, I, and this is part of the reason I, I think a lot of force and chatters are fucking insufferable.
Well, like they would come into my chat and they would post new force and new force and you know, I mean like just
like that kind of like cultural
Um
I don't even know what to call it is culture, but that's culture right
That existed but like everything was
you know
Most people who were willing to type in a twitch that had experienced the majority of
of streamers on Twitch or different communities on Twitch,
right?
But the cultural schism happens with Fortnite
because all of these people come in
and they skip right to the Fortnite section
and they just never left.
And maybe they did later, right?
But you know what I mean?
And it just keeps happening like that.
It keeps happening like that.
I
Want to I want to be extremely clear when I say this I am not saying that the way that it was before
Was necessarily better. Okay. I'm not because I don't even know if it was I don't even know if it was
Her say
No
You literally did well then I probably think so sorry I've rambled so much at this point
the it's time to pack it up it's not a packed ass shit up do you think the juicer will get
the record today. Don't know. Don't care.
Vanticox ripping one sub.
Dude, I got a piece so bad.
Where the fuck is that? An AI button?
An AI off button from all the AI hate.
No one likes being... No one likes that shit, man. No one likes it. No one likes it.
There is not a single person who's like...
If there was a human for the first time ever to ever use an internet browser,
I think even that person would be like, hmm. I don't really need this
I mean maybe maybe dude. I don't know your dad likes it. He's a silly boomer, dude
Are you guys still if I go pee and get some coffee real quick
Be happy too.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Be happy? Yes, me lord.
Uh, good talk. Good talk. Good talk.
His voice cracks.
Um, what were some highlights?
Good crash out, Unk.
You contradicted everything you said? Maybe, dude. Maybe. I don't know.
You forgot to make that video for Nim? Sorry, Mr. Nim.
Sponsored things have gotten worse and vTubers are base. Okay. I did not say that last part
Cormart Merry Christmas
When's the first sponsor stream? I don't know. I don't know
Do not know
Do not it's not tomorrow
Not tomorrow. W community or VTubers. Bro, I take the VTuber community, man.
Even though both of those communities 100% would never click my stream docs.
Except for you, the one VTuber fan chat.
Can you slash we make fun of bad sponsored games?
Yeah, I don't care what you guys say.
Dude, a big part of hypothetically doing a sponsored stream is making it very clear that
a, hey, if there's something in your video game I don't like, I will probably vocalize
that.
and if that's okay with you then
go kick rocks pretty much
uh... it now there's a difference though
uh... there's a difference between man this fucking sucks ass and i fucking hate
this and
didn't really like that and you know i mean like
and we've been we've been kind of doing it the second way
for a while now even i mean
of action steel
for example
as well as honestly this game. So, yeah, bladder going to explode. Look at that fucking hairline.
My mouse go
We were it was doing from the start hold on sorry
May hear your sponsored stream boys, hey
What's good brother how's that? Thanks for something. I'll be right back. Yeah guard. You can have some audio
Okie-dokie.
Thank you.
I
You
you
music
Who's that to stop?
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.
We say Merry Christmas here, liberal.
And let's experience it some more.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Wow. I drank too much last night.
last night. I can't remember a thing. Ukraine is a new bunch of drugs. What were we doing?
We're fighting, uh, Squeaks.
Strong.
Volgra? I don't think I'm powerful enough.
You really don't want to be strong the way you get from it trivializes the game
Dude what do you mean? All you have to do is just bury every second game
You can literally be with zero damage. Hello?
The game's already trivialized because I can block all damage
Oh, there he is.
So baked, I forgot my cookies in the oven.
Nothing wrong with a little char on yield cookie.
There ain't nothing wrong with that.
Honestly, I prefer it that way, fella.
This is wrong.
He's a fucking piece of shit who at 30% HP or so decided to change his moveset.
Mastered.
Oh, yeah, the DLSS thing.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, quality.
It does increase my frame rate a lot.
meet wasn't here at the beginning did not set your gig a camera I got to get
some more hardware I would say it's 66%
game volume kind of
Is it too loud I don't think it shouldn't be different
I can lower it a little bit.
Lower is it?
Okay, what's our strategy for this ball out of control
Wait, I should have done an ability with her.
Wait, I should have done power work.
Look at all those effects dude, holy shit.
We don't shoot with them.
That's a coverpuff.
Calculating?
Male's gonna get an FAP to go into... oh, he's not burning.
Nice.
Did not want to get out there.
Ay-ay-ay.
of
the crates
I'm gonna rush again.
I think we do more damage than we shoot and if we do the 4 AP move
So badass, dude
Oh we rush next her
We're in shot at right now.
Nice.
It's not even making a difference, I'll tell you.
Hello on AP there chief. Is it because I shot gun?
Hi!
Fuck it, bitch!
Yes
I agree, didn't I?
Jesus.
Well, that shield was good.
I don't want to use that.
I'm going to use my ulti to kill him, but I'm going to use my ulti to kill him, so I can
Mama Mia!
Nope.
We're about to get double-attacked, I guess?
He's burning with 25% more chance to breath.
Oh my god, we're so lucky.
damn
Maximum damage
No
C.L.S. 20 HB right now.
Give me a mark.
Hey, hey, hey.
Big hits.
Just die.
It's not worth it.
I thought I did it too early there. Got lucky.
All righty buddy!
Well, I think we're almost in the territory where he starts doing some fucked up shit.
You're resistance is never...
Wait, how does he have 27 Fortale if I can only have a 20?
blocked one of those. Two times max fortale the max should be 20. No?
I've seen this.
Apple.
I
Here we go
Every now and then?
Soon!
He is doing different moves now.
I like this one, fellas.
Got him, ass!
Wait, was she not in Virtua Sovereign?
Oh, I think my weapon's letting me go over the portals here.
I just realized something very filthy
When we use a graven attack it literally restarts our turn after we use it
Which means we can benefit from all of our plus AP attacks again
Which means effectively we get almost two turns.
Ever luck it.
Wait, that's the same.
Good to know.
There ain't no way!
Crazy there.
We're gonna save our...
We can just do it, actually.
Oh my god, the biggest turn of all time maybe?
hold up
oh
wait no it's still big
no it's not
wait we gotta get 9 AP boys
I don't think it's happening
Unfortunate, unfortunate.
Always play twice in a row!
That was one of her first creations.
It's 40.
40 Lumina for that.
Who would benefit from going twice in a row?
Probably Seal.
Everyone?
Yeah, I meant like who would benefit the most.
16% Believer odds?
They know not to doubt the Gog gamer dude.
Excuse me.
Should we peep Golgar real quick?
I don't know if I have what it takes.
So doesn't equip the Verso weapon.
This one.
No, I kept this one for a reason.
for seven by Barker and John Andromes six for seven.
He end up she in the village.
Where's the back door I forget?
Right here.
Is it a 9999 gestural guy?
Yeah, we can do that while we're here.
What up, babe?
Now I'm only 32.8 hours old and I have to build myself up all over again.
Oh, wait, the hours went up from the time we talked to him.
There's a different number when we talked to him earlier.
Where was the 99999 guy he's like over there I know where he is.
Weep.
So dirty right now.
Chatter and Chats of the cheater picto trivializes the game but I'm over here
thinking if I literally had a character that could heal kind of a
What kind of oh this game's easy it doesn't matter true
I think I might have who we want it on.
What?
That worked?
okay any 9999 head I assume the the first the first attack had to be 9999
It's just to have a background.
Now let's fight Golgra.
I'm sure this will be very easy.
So many more to clear.
Is that a 1v1?
Yikes.
I still think we're going to steal.
Oh my god.
I do annual damage!
I don't know her moves, dude.
They're lazy weak-minded rule breaker, if I see this idiot.
Hmm...
What was that noise?
Bro, how many moves has this bitch had, dude? Cause...
Hehehehe
Wait, they're kind of this... the jumping attack?
And that one, we're the same.
Hi, man.
We're seeing it, we're seeing a lot of moves right now.
We're seeing a lot of moves right now.
Tokala and Big Booty.
Trudy, I think, or so.
Fuck.
Oh
Where's your debuffs, ma'am?
So that's that's swift the other one is quick
She's like is just barely not living one attack by the way.
This is really hard because we have confidence on.
5K man!
Oh brother!
Ernie, Ernie, Ernie, Ernie!
Oh
Fuck I'm hitting down
I didn't do early
One, two, three, four.
Ni ma kooba.
Ni ga kooba.
YOU FUCKING BITCH!
I'm committing them to memory right now, dude.
If my reactions were faster it wouldn't matter
He's an energy tent, honestly.
It's honestly it's not that hard it's honestly not that hard
why is that the first dialogue option man
I didn't even pop up!
I think she has four or five different attacks right now.
We just feel...
No, never.
Wrong one.
Oh, guys, I did it.
He's safe.
I know why.
Now one of us.
Here you go.
I'm waiting.
time to take risks
what did you see?
try me
I don't know why I did that.
I'm waiting.
Twirly!
Where Christmas plump pickles, dude?
I wonder...
Ace Seal the correct character for this one.
Crumbs in a piss wizard or something?
Nice names.
So the guy donated 100 dollars a litre, thanks man.
I'm sorry.
Da-da-da-doo-doo, da-da-da-da-doo-doo.
Um...
I get some crazy turns with that.
Watch the color of Lumina, here we have.
Oh.
What?
What the fuck?
Why did that get there, dude?
There's the spronger ward?
Sprints?
I'll donate 10 subs if you beat it this try.
Probably not happening.
You'll match?
Did you claim your Illuminae card points from the Gesture Hurted Town?
No.
What is that?
I didn't even know that was the thing.
It's our first level 20.
Is there a better level 20 for you doodie doodie doodie doodie.
I don't think so.
I'm turn-starting one shield if at least one sun-chars active.
So we can permanently generate...
I don't have enough to upgrade this though.
Just always have a shield.
Play again when entering Twilight State.
So we can get three turds.
And two is max.
You can only ever get one extra turn.
So Kring.
We'll go this one.
I mean, we can upgrade all of our main characters to all the scaling increases too.
Holy guacamole!
You're not going to quite get there.
Hey, Chamberlicks, for sub-bam-doo, Merry Christmas-doo.
I put my hat on but it would... Well first of all I think it's too big.
Or it's too small.
Are they giving up on base deck versus? I just don't have the uh...
upgrades for it.
Hello percolator?
I
Spleekle, thanks for getting five steps appreciate it. Spleekle among us sess among us
Well, babe
No weird-looking pictures you have there can you show it to me and the weird pictures the jujube
I want a similar picture as long ago. Let me see if it's complete. I'm ready to thank me
too young to fight never-ons
I got Moshe's notes somewhere if you're interested
Kerbal writing, we're all going to see what he's doing with the person who heard of his little Mary
as they're right on the map through my search engine and I'm going to go...
Oh, she's a surgeon. Fascinating. I want to re-assemble the book for Old Moshe
You've been traveling around, you've seen these writings. Yes.
Fabulous, let me copy these, if we find more, then make a copy, will you?
Oh, but I'm not sure we'll be back any time soon. Don't worry. I'll wait
Me six more and I'll reward you great
Man, man, I've got 60 Lumina it's got 80 Lumina
Six seven
We got to think about what we would even want to throw on.
Something to reduce damage would be nice.
We're always going to have shield or shell powerful and rush.
We don't need this
Same it for cheater damn way true
I
Mean we can straight up just give it get 40 to both of these guys
I'm wondering what will help us with this gold gruff fight
Do you know what I'm saying?
I don't think we really have anything to do with like, Giga... help.
Per se.
So we will use the color on male and Bursa.
Okay, we do have AD.
Massive!
pick those and un-learn pick those so the thing about that is the way because of cheater we're
gonna have all the buffs that the other solo ones have because we have the solo 100% crit rate
which is the only one that would actually be useful you know my L might be best here if we
If we can somehow always end our turn in defensive, on top of all of the other damage reduction
that we have, she would probably do better than what's her face.
got 32 points
Oh, excuse me, Teehee?
Teehee?
Is this last all fight by the way?
Upgrade solo fighter?
Is that one that I have?
It would be probably...
Man, we might honestly have some pretty good...
Wait, breaking shots only cost one? Hello?
Holy guacamole
Use the filters the filters suck cock
So the filters are good yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is also only costing one.
Meow, meow, meow.
I want this.
Over this.
but we're gonna go learn it real quick
I gotta find some chode stuff like
I'm not gonna use the other way.
Hello?
I mean technically he's right but I would have to remember what I was wearing one two
I wouldn't be using those anyway.
What's the pain in the ass?
You have luminous sets?
Yeah, we probably should have messed with that.
Do the frozen boss you skipped?
Where was I, guy?
There's a person only a 1.3 k.h.p. never leveled vitality
not wearing any hp pick those
Chatters and disbelief when they see the superior Alfa chad gamer need
Why is it literally their brains cannot fathom what they're seeing?
In the second area near the cell is beginning
Oh
I guess we will just put
With you glass cannon
Yeah
And take that off. Put that on. Actually, she doesn't have energizing parry. What the hell?
We're gonna have her wear cheater.
I guess a greater powerful could also be okay I don't know just put the shit on for now
Oh wait, we need defensive mode. Defensive mode is one though.
Which is kinda crazy.
Where are these chuds at, dude?
Will they not respawn when I camp? Why not?
Why the fuck not?
Should I shave my beard?
My coffee is cold.
Keep my head. That's not on the table right now, buddy.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Hmm
What do you want
They rest
Merry Christmas suck my dick
All right, buddy
Very sick kitty this Christmas
I'm sorry about your kitty no kitty deserves to be sick
She's not wearing cheater, defensive mode is 1.
Put cheater on, which is 3k HP, holy guacamole, nice.
It's time to unleash the motherfucking demon, the raging demon.
What other thing we could do?
We have something that will put us in defensive.
nothing really skill tree this does this does I need something cheap that puts me
and defenceless.
That's a 9.
XD.
Banners.
Spark.
Spark is literally the best of one.
Why is my hair purple?
In real life?
I died
Why we can't see it. Oh, it's just my shitty webcam, dude
All right, my L we're gonna have to get you into a fucking cool after the lease
Hmm.
Let's rock.
I'm ready to come.
What? Do I have double music right now?
All that menuing to immediately eat dirt?
Dude, we haven't started our...
Hey.
It's a bug in this area.
Oh.
Well, let's turn the common music up higher though.
Oh wait, I think it's quiet because I'm in the menu.
Trying to figure out what I want to do here.
Like, what's our... what's our loop?
I'm done.
That's okay.
I'm done.
Oh, I know why. I'm done. I'm done.
That's okay.
I mean, we're all gonna roll at it, it's gonna suck.
Hey, hey, hey, almost.
of
We're going to be able to keep Blast at on.
And have the defensive mode comment table that the idea is that we'll least get knocked
down like any hit will still give us shields except for like the super giga big heads obviously.
We can't use heal on parry.
we could. It would only be useful if we were able to maintain our level of damage reduction
right now.
We're taking 50% less damage than we can be healed.
Defensive mode is taking it, making it so that we don't get one shot by most attacks.
to get an energetic break. I'm telling you, it won't heal me. I cannot be healed in combat.
I cannot be healed in combat. You might be able to swing glass cannon.
of
the
death
of
Much better.
Hey, what?
Why does that have to happen?
Why did that happen?
Oh, it's because we started in Virtuous.
He's right. The chatter is correct.
I
It's okay.
We could upgrade her weapon a little bit as well.
I'm not giving up.
Please.
On me.
Okay.
I can do it!
Oh, really?
We also have a pick-toe that makes us powerful when we're alone I think.
And now we can start using Grave.
Oh, wait, that came to my turn!
I
Okay.
Unforgivable.
I can do it!
I'm not looking good.
I'm okay.
Okay.
I'm
I don't know why I was not using that one.
Holy moly dear, this shit's gonna take an hour, dog!
theory in this good good and their derby turtle leaks or something we'll let us
lowering his damage
I think I think you're right but I'm not I'm not gonna take it off
do do I got a piece so fucking bad I need to piss really fucking bad
Yeah, I'm glad.
Yes.
Doodie doodie doodie doodie doodie doodie doodie.
having shields but receiving any damage always removes all shields. 30% increase
damage until a hit is received. That's not that good.
20% chance to gain powerful and free aim shot. I don't really have room
For that
Longer shell if we can if we can somehow get shell I think we're good
Also like powerful but I don't have a
Way to really give it to myself
Doody doody she's a shell skill
Yeah, but defensive stance is basically shell
does the does the shell it would have to cost three ap or two three or less
three
Hmm.
Hmm, champ.
I think we're good on trying.
I think it goes without saying I've already been spoiled on the fact that I can increase
my damage cap many many many times by twitch chat.
That's okay.
You guys can help yourself.
Um
I just I think I can do I mean I probably can't do it honestly cuz she probably switches her moves up for the end
So yeah, I could do it it would just take a long time probably
Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby
for
do
we need a good
we're going to put cheater on seal
This one's so good. Holy guacamole. Holy guacamole!
Something with HP. Doesn't really matter. This is big.
Boom.
Now we're going to fix her luminos real quick.
She's one of the ones I get 40, right?
Wait, maybe not.
Now she is.
Offer gore.
We're gonna make 20.
Or 27.
We'll take this off because it's going to trip me up a little bit, I think.
Good time to use the sets feature.
Yeah, I don't know.
Do I make it from here?
Oh, no.
I'll give her that.
Once I can squeeze cheater in here, we'll make this a set.
For that.
See if you're looming up and I picked those.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I think, what happened here is she didn't have energizing parry, which is really nice.
You wrote that.
I can't name it.
There we go.
Urm...
Mail...
No...
Energizing...
Yeah, whatever.
Boom.
Energies.
Hee hee hee hee.
El Nino and Jungleberry Bush and they painted like so-
Dude, I got a P gigabad. Do I have your permission?
So how come that area plays two songs and how come they haven't fixed it yet?
Thoughts?
I got a P. I'll be right back.
Ready to work.
just one thing they need. They don't care about him the tapman, or Shroud playing PUBG.
They just want you for their own, more than you could ever know. Make their wish come true.
All champions for Christmas
Is
Moon
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing they need
They don't care about the streamers
On Twitch.tv, they don't need to hang their stocking
They're upon a fireplace
Santa Claus will make them happy
With a coin on Christmas Day
They just want you for their own
More than you could ever know
Make their wish come true
All Jack wants for Christmas is moon.
Baby, they won't ask for much this Christmas.
They won't even wish for snow.
It's gonna keep on waiting for a new year to get so tall.
They won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for sainting.
Hey, don't do the ants, they seem to have free-stakes in their skin.
They just want you here tonight, hold it on to them so tight.
What more can they do?
Well, yes, the odd-shad wants more.
This boss is here.
Tell me now.
All the lights are shining so bright on your fall day
And the sound of that ease now fills the air
And everyone is singing, you hear those thymals ringing
Say, won't you bring us this finger that the importance of peace
For the present of us this year
Don't chat, don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all they're asking for
They just wanna see air-dash and weep-dash
Right outside there before
They just want you for their own
More than you could ever know
Make your wish come true
Baby, I'll chat once for Christmas
Christmas music I guess. I guess it is Christmas.
I was a long ass piss.
I wasn't pissing for 8 minutes.
Believe it or not.
It was a fairly long piss though.
My cursor's in the middle of my screen.
Alright, where the fuck was that one ice boss I skipped?
Right here?
Up here?
Above Stone Quarry?
Ah, right here.
Dub.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Short kind of hell.
You not finished Act 2 yet? No, not yet.
That was good.
But I think we're gonna, we're gonna.
There he is.
Dice man himself.
Whee.
I don't remember any of this guy's moves.
Also, let's camp so that we will respawn here.
But we don't have to do this though.
Go to sleep, bitch.
No maternates or something, Merry Christmas.
What?
I
Play
kind of dick in this guy down
Wake the legion!
Gun!
Hmm, what kind of beat that one?
That's Carvapod.
No charge is.
You can do it.
Wrong one. Nope, right one.
D.
Never lucky.
We could have used her gradient ability and it would have been Giga, but instead I'm
just a Giga loser.
I mean, that's okay. I'm looking at me. Here's that though 830 thanks for sub man.
Alright, now we got a Painter's Area of Hell.
Meow, meow, meow.
Fight the Rock Boss first? Who's the Rock Boss?
I am speed!
Oh my god, the Masked Guy.
This guy.
A member.
Weeerrrr!
Holy fuck, chatters with the fuck up.
No, I super appreciate you guys reminding me about things that I, uh, skipped.
Oh, this is a real fight.
Um...
I think you really hate me, bitch!
Let's go the fuck.
Let go.
What's our turn look like?
of
Maybe rush there actually?
Whoops.
Whoopsie.
Whoopsie
of
the
Oh god, oh, I know we're good
Yeah, oh no, they're right
I
Bring holy fuck
Bring it on!
Hmm, I think we shoot in the fence or something.
whoopsie! one too many times!
Kappa
I think I'm dumb.
I think I'm out of it.
I think I'm dumb, I think I'm hell of a.
Hello?
Yeah, whatever.
Oh, no.
Off balance and more vulnerable.
I did the wrong move.
Oops.
lmao
he's trying to mix me up brothers
lmao
and
I'll show you some more AP there.
The
trick was to parry it until it explodes damn I was I was in for the hour-long fight
I was mentally ready
Yeah, that is a good victim
We had confident fighter up here, didn't we?
Okay
Now we paint this yeah, we freaking poem that guy we need me to get ahead dude. That's a good
That's a freaking dubski.com slash owned
Say Ted Ted
Say thank you how to pronounce Ted
One more snowy area with the carousel
Uh, this one right here? Can we go in there?
Was this, uh, a red zone?
Wheeeeeeeeeerrrr...
Is this stream safe for two-year-olds? No.
Oh, we're next on Monica station
Did you six for seven an erotic doughnut six for seven
This is stream safer 60 70 rolls with two mortgages
Also
What was this, Zoom?
Wait, what was this?
One shit's flying, oh yeah.
Oh yeah?
It's the Skip Zone all cool gamers skip it.
I'm not really a skip gamer though.
You know what you know what I mean?
Oh wait, we can teleport.
Got one level off that guy, xD!
69!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, I'll fear he seems a bit more.
He goes up here.
Excuse me.
Me when the fella posts Doro?
Yup.
guy gets it. Excuse me, can't see. It's still red. Wait, that might just be the zone.
Well, that will help. Well, that will help.
Both of these zones we can go in.
The carousel.
I found it. I found the carousel. I did it.
I'm the best. I did it.
It is nice to see expeditioners once more.
You've met other ones?
Several years prior.
What happened to them?
I'm afraid I'm unaware of their fate.
We had a pleasant enough conversation though they were in quite a rush and sadly could
not spare the time to assist me.
With what?
Our beloved carousel is frozen over but the ice is too thick for me to break.
Perhaps you could help me.
Okay.
Pour some boiling hot water on it, idiot.
Buffalo chicken salad ask me anything. What dressing I feel like some Caesar dressing would go hard on Buffalo chicken am I gonna lie
Buffalo obviously you got red wine vinegar. All right, I go that honestly I goes pretty hard to actually
Not my first choice, good stuff.
I prefer the slight hint of anchovy and Caesar dressing.
My fucking stupid did I miss the path forward?
What the hell is this?
I solved this all by myself without any help from Joe.
See you later, losers.
What kind of animal is Buffalo chicken? You guys mix species.
Buffalo sauce is Frank's red hot butter and like one other thing.
Is a worcestershire sauce?
Marvelous! You freed the carousel. Oh, I'm forever in your debt.
This will bring great cheer to others, Vinegar.
I have such lovely memories of grandest and human children playing here together.
Human children.
Yes, before the fracture, what was that like?
Well, there were no never-ons, and thus no need for violence.
Her battles relied upon the sharpness of our wit and not our swords.
My friend Eloise, we've read the carousel and make-up stories together.
Tales of great daring do.
She's one of the people from the journal.
She had such a lovely way with words.
Oh, never mind.
But after the fracture, I never saw her again. She was kind of... kind of eager to help others just like you.
It's the great bride in her hair. Sadly, you can no longer remember the details of her face, but I'm afraid of her hair.
I could show you if you like. Sure.
Ah, it looks lovely on you. I do miss her dearly. It makes me happy to see if Parmer live on. Farewell, Expeditioners.
Did everyone get it?
It was just...
That's French Bob.
Alright, transform.
Sophie mode.
Yippee!
Is there anything else here?
I'm trying to be playing dress up in video games.
It only took like one second.
Nice invisible walls, Kojima emo.
Kojima hated visible walls because I could I know quite a few from his mother fucking games his lion-ass piece of shit
That's fun
Do the baby
Guys, why isn't mine working Kojima emote
Hmm, you're typing it wrong, fool.
I can tell this is red or not.
Pretty sure it's red.
Oh yeah.
We probably don't got what it takes
We may be too weak
Praise my memories why we lived on this mountain together for some time
Grab the lights, you dope.
There's a guy there.
What the hell?
I'm out of ice and mated by fire.
Never on top can resemble their environment.
So where did the fire come from?
What are those creatures at the top of the mountain?
of those talents, but I can
I'm a terrifying
Are they spooky?
I don't think
Have we learned a...
What up, guy?
That's...
I thought that was a guy.
Good stuff.
Ain't fella.
See how tough you are.
Oh, we're good.
three things. They're kind of strong. Whoa.
Un-Gi-A-R-Day.
Get ready.
What the fuck?
That's unfair!
Get ready.
Fuck! That's not fair!
Nice round, bitch.
Where'd her AP go, bitch?
To early.
21.
Wow.
21.
Is my favorite party member?
It's my elf.
Oh, nice!
Oops!
Excuse me!
Which one the real one?
She changed colors.
That's so freaking awesome.
Surely the clones cannot make clones, right?
Yeah, I bet they can.
That sucks.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think I'll improvise.
Plon this, bitch!
RIDIOSLASH!
STAND UP!
Plon this, bitch!
It's the hardest dab of all time.
The crowd goes wild.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, man.
Hmm.
What's the best way to do this?
Like, killing...
Massive, huge, distinguished.
Can we kill this guy in one turn?
careful now okay I don't care get here you're a bit no matter what and I mean that angrily
He's eating up!
There's an item over there.
Am I tripping balls, brother?
Casper, Merry Christmas, thanks for subbing.
Exe-Mom, thanks for subbing.
Fun of cave.
I'm going in.
going up excuse me sir and I will take you back
My back can accidentally pop the zip. That's gross
That's gross
EWEEE!
EWEEE! Gawoos!
Last ditch, these.
Watch these.
Nuts.
You fucking stupid bitch!
Get up!
Bring it on.
You fucking missed, you missed!
They're so skinny, man!
Redefine extra sub-
Drinks the unknown slurp juice.
I think I want to finish...
It seems like an area where we're going up, so we probably explore down, won't it?
Nice.
You gain 20% of extra XP if you don't get hit.
Yeah, but then I get over-leveled, and you guys type over-leveled,
and then I want to launch myself into traffic. You know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying, man? Wait, where the fuck did we come up?
Right there.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
You have cheater, you're overgeared if anything?
Yeah, but I know hit that stone boss, dude.
Did you do that?
Seems like you're undergamered, in my opinion.
Meaning you probably don't have the skills to pay the bills.
It's not that hard actually. Yeah, okay.
Alright.
Co.
It was so hard. It was the hardest thing ever.
and carry.
Tomorrow comes, and it comes for us all.
May it renew the gift of peace, and not just the gift of sorrow.
No one else will ever understand.
Not the way my fellow expeditioners understand.
Maxim, come on.
Fabian, William, Carla, they're bound by something deeper than blood.
yep sure you guys have an unbreakable bond I hope you enjoyed getting Thanos
snapped do do do do or crush
your monster I mean I'm mainly interested in journals that kind of like add to
the world I'm not interested in hearing a journal about an expedition where he's
just like yeah oh my god no one will ever know oh my god these all these guys
were my friends they were my friends but yeah it's all very traumatic it's got
the traumatic stuff I've heard it before and 20 other journals and then
like the other some of the other journals are good because they build on
the world that's interesting I really interested in hearing about John
Pierre. You know what I mean? Crying about dying. Or how much he loves his friends.
Okay, you are a noob.
Sean nitpicker?
Not nitpicking.
I didn't say it was bad.
I personally do not care to listen to it for the 20th time.
That's all.
That's okay
All right, watch out
Since it's Christmas, can you please count down from 10 for me?
Sincerely, Jerkler.
This guy's name is Jerkler.
It's the Jerkler dude!
It's the Dirk Lord dude!
Oh fuck.
We're gonna die.
I'm not impressed.
gonna die. You gotta stop getting hit, man. It's me, the jerk order, baby.
And then we get really lucky incoming that's pretty lucky
In short, the jerkler, no, I cannot count down from 10.
I'm sorry.
fucking period!
How are you not fucking done?
I forgot I attacked him.
NO!
It's all falling apart, come on.
You're on fire, buddy. Give one... give one AP, but a RU.
It's a fucking disaster.
Neal.
I
Were the fuck I am I have already forgotten how we went down from there. I remember now
Now jump off of the cliff
Now sit the lane.
Shhh!
How's everybody's Christmas, Twitch chat?
Hello, Godgamer Alex, champ.
Hello.
Alone?
What's the wrong with being alone, brother?
That's more meditation time.
You meditate, right?
It's over four hours after working eight pie not disclosing what kind of pie okay
He jorked it I mean if you think about it jorking it is kind of meditative key lime I like that
Get an electric hand warmer in a desk lamp?
Yeah, we're adults, huh?
Those are the kinds of gifts we're getting.
That's how you know you're old, bro.
Electric hand warmers.
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum.
Okay, but that's sick.
that sick. My hands don't really get cold and when they do I put them in my armpits
and then they're not cold anymore. So you could posit that people who need an electric
hand warmer are simply too cowardly to put them in their armpits. But then they stink.
why you all pitch state bro keep your house at 57 degrees base
no not six seven I saw a video of a guy who was doing a DJ set and he was playing
that one 21 savage songers one two three four five six seven eight but he like he
scratch the record on six seven over and over again oh so fucking good man that
guy's a visionary genius upheld
hey guys whoops hmm humans to care for a dance sure they're addressing other
humans care for our way of expression and battle you just want to fight is
Is that it?
A fight?
No, no, no.
Clearly you do not see it.
I'm inviting you to the most intimate and elegant of dances.
I was dancing very badly to help us survive.
They must learn.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Dance will be a parry to the rhythm of my strikes.
Then you may witness true bliss.
Okay.
Let's dance and see a fire.
Nice.
I heard.
Light loon.
My loon!
Sorry.
Come.
That's fucking fucking poop this guy's poop
Okay, it's bronze Looney.
Oh, sorry.
to the heavens. I can't wait for the cosmetic I get from this challenge. Mmm, I hope it's
a new haircut. Beaver Commander makes for so-
FUCKING PERIOD BITCH!
Sorry. Sorry.
You shout out my boys Billy, Marco, Kaffir, and Diogo for Christmas.
Hey, shoutouts.
I don't know who you guys are there, so...
I claim no liability for that shoutout.
Shoutouts to boys, though. Shoutouts to boys.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
FUCKING-
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
What's the best JRPG of all time?
If your answer wasn't that one PS1 game that was kind of like a riff on Journey to the West
and it was like a tactical RPG then you didn't say the right game.
I don't even remember the name of the game.
Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Meet the fuck two.
Hmm.
Say Yuki Journey West?
Yeah, who here played Sayuki Journey West, boys?
I did.
That's the name of the game, by the way.
Good job, Chatter.
I'm inspired by that- are you doing this to pat out content?
What, playing the game and doing all the side stuff?
Yeah, that was my plan.
I'm patting out the content.
Dude, content!
Content!
Yup, yup, yup, yup.
Should we've done a juicer run and just rush the Patress?
Finish the game in 12 hours?
FUCKING BITCH!
We got tiktok to run, uh, watch on stream.
You know what, you wanna watch some tiktok, dude?
Let's take out this game slop.
Do I wanna know how long I have?
No.
I don't wanna know shit.
But family guy in the corner.
Dude family guy gets a lot of hate.
Sorry that's all I have to say about that.
American dad though.
Now that's a show. I don't actively watch it, but it makes me chuck still.
That was suck.
There's a joke in American Dad where, uh, Roger is having Haley's boyfriend, the stoner guy, clean his attic, bedroom or whatever.
And then like he keeps robbing him on the way back to Haley's bedroom dude.
So fucking funny.
To get his bunny back.
And then the whole time he's pretending to like, I'm not gonna over-split him.
Ah!
Mmm.
That reminds me of the time I did the wacky thing with the pop culture figure.
There's nothing pop culture about that!
It's just a joke about a guy gaslighting another guy!
I'm beating the fuck out of him.
Robin a dude that you're paying for a service.
That's funny.
Because it wasn't- it was a negligible amount of money.
Is it slow?
It's on, it's the same matter I'm gonna...
My fan of Huckleberry then?
It's a good berry.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't place it above, like, strawberry.
So fucking trash.
The fucking trash.
Thank you.
Your dance was enthralling.
Here, take this haircut.
Use this baby to chain new heights, heads of which we can only bring.
Wait a second.
Ah, that sucks.
See ya!
These few follow me, but it's a little profit. Why do you say that?
They all hope to learn from me.
But our kind have traveled as far as we can go.
Whereas humans, gesturals, they may climb the tallest mountains, if you wish.
With enough effort, everyone can achieve the same. Everyone.
I do not believe you.
Okay, weird champ. She doesn't think she can become president one day, do you see stream
I think we're done over here, question mark?
Talk to her again?
What?
There for a final dance. Oh god
You're so fucking cringe
So Kring
Get up.
Rush up.
Cabo-Hell!
Hmm what's our move powerful greater powerful now we hit her with the
the stabaroonie.
Hey bitch, how come you got no AP?
What happened?
What are you doing you stupid cunt!
Let's rock. Watch out my health.
I refuse to engage with your clone.
Oh, well.
So fucking sad.
Where'd he live?
Well, let's go time, baby.
Okay, who might think I will?
My turn two.
I'll s- well stop dying, okay guys?
Very important.
I'm trying to reapply in the buff.
You're good, you're good.
We gotta stop- we gotta stop using her guys, all that good.
They're so fucking fast.
Big fairies?
You got no AP ok watch this ok watch this ok watch this ok
I've lived through worse now watch this shit now watch this shit now watch this shit ok
This thing Verso showered?
I sure hope not if I'm being TVH.
Hmm.
Disregard.
Oh, we could have gone... yeah.
I'm fucking stupid, I thought you needed nobody.
Okay?
Eiffel now.
That's it.
Twilight mode, activate!
And now, for my final fuck-
And now, for my final fucking move.
Shadowbringer.
Random interviews. I don't like that.
Are you serious? How's that- I'm mad. I'm angry, even.
I
Matter of lives oh god, no
It's time to get serious
We only have to do this four more times.
We can revive her with the mail.
But, gotta get there first.
Gotta spend our AP.
Can you do...
Are you serious?
No burn or mark.
Very unlock.
I guess this is it then. It's all come to this. Unfortunately for you, I've been here before.
slash.
And now we survive
until the end.
I'll finish you.
Oh well.
Don't stay too close.
I'll finish you.
Shitty turn? Those are good, let it go.
Oh, well.
Let's try it.
Why is there a bit too less?
Calculating?
Bring it on.
I'll manage.
GODDAMN!
Mama!
That was the most beautiful dance.
Never mindsets very more than I expected.
Good number vibes.
Oh god.
That's supposed to kill the white neverons?
challenge me to a dance
what am i supposed to do?
say no
watch the ending i ruined on youtube
there's so many possibilities
verse oakland legendary clutch up dude
actually legendary fucking clutch up dude
And the end bringer, dude, the perfect calculation with the shots into the fucking two AP break
into fucking end bringer to extend the fucking break stun to go two times in a row, dude.
It's just, it's inhuman behavior.
It's inhuman behavior.
Nasty moon's toast king, this was a little...
Just eat butts.
Hey.
I got an insane pick-dote here. Wait, did I get something for that? What'd I get? No,
I didn't. I didn't get anything from that. Augmented counter 75? Oh. Yeah, we don't need that
right now because our damage is still capped... excuse me...
Why are we loonaing?
Let's go, let's clear out here first.
Did we rest?
I think we did.
Yeah, we did.
Gubski?
Hello, friend.
Wait, no gun, no gun, relax.
Oh, it's not air rank, what the hell, you suck!
Perfect
Damn.
Unfortunate.
I think he's dead to burn damage.
Stabbed you?
I
For sure is immune to this move now, dude, it just cannot be done
Oh my god
But you don't shoot we don't shoot with it
Uh
Big damn.
You're existed.
Bit overkill there, buddy.
Why?
No one likes fighting clones, dude.
That was a murder.
Hmm.
Buggie on.
Where are we going?
Rare instance of actual platforming.
Rare instance of actual platforming?
Good stuff.
Great burn stacks, I'm breaking a target.
It sucks.
Penis.
Where'd Lune get that outfit?
Walmart?
Marshalls?
JC Penney PENY, unless...
JC Penney. Good stuff.
Wisdom Chatter?
Here's your gun.
I'm losing you.
Big damn.
Surely, surely.
Dumb.
huge barrier now when is true fucking power
They're pretty strong, boys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I didn't even see that shit.
I think we're supposed to be climbing up, so let's see what... oh yeah.
Let's go back down and do that area underground first, so I don't have to double back.
Will you the Beatrice yeah
Yeah, I will yes
So there's what hey watching you right now say something devious big M
W Kai, W Speed, Big Ups, W God, hopefully he found his faith, chance recently, I wish
should get upgrade my stuff into zone. W Loveron as well. This guy looks mean. Going in the door.
W. Kobe?
Sure.
That's nothing.
Clea, don't pull your sister's hair.
I made that.
Ooh, pictures of neverons in Renoir's mansion.
Twitch chat.
Hmm.
A bunch of them.
Who's Clea?
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Clea, Obscure?
Oh my fuck, you god!
Holy fuck!
Oh yeah, so fucking manly.
You're might so fucking high, holy shit.
Excuse me.
is the max first stats of 99.
Oh hey.
We got a red.
Oh god.
This is a creature we may not be able to breathe.
Oh, we're good, we're good.
We're done?
Thank you.
Jesus.
You're done.
You fucking bastard.
Oh.
Well, that was an accident.
My else next
I don't think I can dodge that.
So I think because he's weak to light, it's actually more value for us to spam shoot this
I'm just gonna...
Oh, maybe not.
I think we're gonna lock it up.
Nah, we'll do a balance.
I can't do anything about it.
Yeah, I can't do anything right now.
Um, I wonder what happens when we get to 10 blight?
I could just kill us.
I hope not.
I would be lame.
Might literally not have the neighbors to do this though.
I don't know, I don't know.
So give it to male.
We get two stacks.
Oh we literally have one HP.
That's where I want to be baby.
That's all I NEED!
That is all I NEED!
I can't heal him anyway.
Oh, she had the shields, though. Nice.
That's good.
I
Fuck it, let's build up some
Pretty
It's for us.
First hit.
I think.
She still has blight stacks.
How?!
I'm fucking stupid maybe not no we should go to the cell
We're dumb as hell, man. Dumb as hell.
The Blightwave removes the shields, huh?
That pees me over here.
Mmmmmmmm.
What are you doing?
That was stupid air health.
I'm not sure.
Barton, he's just too good. He's just too fucking good.
Neil!
Energizing burn!
That's very nice.
Very nice.
Uh, let's get energizing burn.
And we removed warming up.
Oh excuse me, Teehee.
We get two points from somewhere that I frivolously threw on here for some reason.
We don't think so buddy.
Right here.
He's warming up.
Hmm.
We'll remove glass cannon and get warming up, I think.
For now.
Actually,
We need to be making room for that burn one.
Where the fuck was I going?
Is this where we came down?
OTAG Christmas Edition?
OTAG to you, my brother, brother man.
You look up for the Easter egg.
I think you're trying to pervert on my character.
Jokes on you, she has no genitals.
Prove it.
Sweats nervously.
Is this that one Elden Ring area?
Which one?
I found it.
Oh, lovely.
Oh!
That's crazy, where'd I get that sweater internet?
What's eyes? I'm wearing a medium right now?
You're mad.
What are you?
Oh my fucking god bitch!
You fuck.
Why do I have 3 turns?
Is I might just die much faster?
Weird.
Suska?
Nice one, idiot.
Do not get shot, knife!
Ah!
Oh my god!
Hmm.
Why do you have SOS, Roshan?
Do.
Do-do-do.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Let's do...
Oh my, oh my God!
It's only 7 Lumina too.
Dang!
Dang, brother!
I was already level 57, I was level 33 when I reached this area.
Ow.
And also, are you stupid?
I mean, I already know the answer.
Did you close your eyes and wander around the map?
Did you sit here and spend literally two hours on every fight?
Was that your plan?
Even like the normal monsters, you spent two hours?
Immune to freeze?
Hmm. They're not really encountered much freeze.
Perhaps foreshadowing for the next boss, however?
Yeah, those are good sets.
You are not dead very good
You're gonna do any size right? I guess I'm just an idiot
They were really seals just gambit
Yeah, I should be shooting cards, but like I'm not like familiar with gambit lore, so I can't really confirm or deny that
I got Verso.
You're an idiot, Verso.
Ready to strike ready
Hmm
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Come on, me.
You see, fix yourself.
Good stuff.
Verso rocking the 1200 HP.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, megalo.
Give WDONT to play the cut-coded main character.
Egg's dead.
Rip, Buzzo.
I've been here.
I've gone and assorted them.
Oh no.
I'm an idiot.
Here we go.
Still an idiot.
I think I missed one, that makes me very angry.
Go?
Hmm. Eh.
Whatever.
Oh, here we go, dude.
Got him!
Okay, first let's have a seat
Look at pussy have burso
Fake cough
No, that was real.
I don't want to fight these guys anymore.
It's all following you.
How do we get up again?
Go, go, go!
Wheeeee!
Going up
Where's time chatter says Doro about
Doro alert Doro alert alert alert
What is the purpose of this is it to
I repeat door alert you're stroking your shit right now hey man hey stroke of my
shit got merry Christmas dude merry Christmas man
Merry fucking Christmas.
Nice.
Why the music stop?
Here's back.
This guy's so fucking privileged, dude.
Oh, I used to ski and I had a big room and a grand piano in my room and I would practice
oh and I'm just so sad because my parents wanted me to paint but I ended up just being
a really good pianist.
We're back.
It's like uno momento, fellow.
That may well be, but every dog around here, oh, I keep doing that.
That may well be, but every dog around knows that getting in their way only ends badly.
Kurt, the leader.
How was you?
Like this, desert ring frog.
Squeaking viral sensation.
I'm angry!
11 million hits and counting.
It sounds like a dog toy.
Actually this is the sonorous war cry of a very angry frog
Ferocious
I played dude, I still remember the first time I ever saw a dinosaur's game and it was a it was on this
Moon Moon, you're the new Asmodele now and now that everyone knows he's Jewish.
There's a wild player moment in chat.
I'm like pausing for a second to see if anything's moving.
I'm just moving.
Fuck it.
It's...
Hell no!
Fuck no! It's...
You didn't see that lady behind the pillar?
Oh, you guys got... you guys what I got?
God!
I can't tell her to fuck off, unfortunately.
I got a hat.
It's her hat.
She gave me her hat.
Sniff's her hat.
Let's check the standings, boys.
What is that a fucking pollax holy shit
My come on man, I'm just a little big juicy knockers bitch voice
Do you want to walk or what?
I don't want you guys there
You don't watch anime it's only news and anime though
I mean either man
I've been seeing you in chapter four when we have sex
Happy to see result
Oh my
I fucked up man, I didn't have enough forward momentum, did I?
Here we'll put him at one up.
Moon, are you ever gonna host an indie game jam thing again?
Yes, eventually. One day. Yes.
Oh!
Oh no.
Oh shit.
They're goblins.
Oh shit.
They're goblins.
Stop laughing at me!
stop laughing at me stop it
really cool thing about the sub oh yeah suddenly discord has more availability for in-house
D&D games people run games for people I gotta do a sign up I forget where you do that by
TTRPG recruiting one of the first channels in the discards if you're gonna play D&D
you can do it for free so when we're on the game free really good just gotta subscribe
and going to score. Very simple.
Be honest, I never played Dandy literally have played it on
stream several fucking times.
Oh, math old boys.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, how's it?
Are you?
What's your day?
It's harder than I've been at here.
What door?
A prison cell?
Yeah, no.
You know, we had to sexually harass them, boys.
We had to do it.
Oh, you dirty girl.
The woman singing so moon hates it.
I will say that I'm not particularly a big fan of women singing.
All right, consider it played
Oh my god! Holy shit! Now he killed like eight of them, dude.
War.
I was muted, guys.
I was freaking muted there.
I fucked up.
I've not been muted for the last six hours.
Oh my god.
I am a twilight.
We're beefing so hard right now, dude.
Burn affinity who's got that bit on you
I just don't know if we got the Lumina, dude, but we only need four
Kick talk talk
Wait
Increase damage on burning targets
Oh, and who has you?
You like the break on counter attack?
We dig that.
I need nine.
Where can we make up nine, dude?
I don't think we can.
I don't think we flipping can, dude.
Why are they shooting people in chat?
We can't right now.
Not gay enough.
I'm not sure.
Just try it.
Forso.
You're really starting to pee me over, dude.
Let's jump!
Not giving up.
You can jump right now.
We'll be ready.
Let's jump!
Not giving up.
Hmm.
Man.
Dude, burn affinity?
Pretty good.
Oh my god.
See you next turn, Pussy.
Did she just learn burn it now?
She's a big man.
I'm out of juice.
Oh, shit.
How do we want to do this?
Big
only a one extra turn
that's cover
Let's cover pot
Um seal
your team's dead
Jesus
Fuck. Fuckin' hell.
What's up, big guy?
He's not perfect, dude.
Massive.
80 million fucking damage he's eating up dude I don't care
There!
JJ, thanks for 7!
Not yet, dude, not yet.
Scala.
Is it a male level?
Yup.
Ooh, it's the self-immolation weapon.
Hmm.
Wowzers.
Wipe yourself off your bleeding.
I don't have any more bottled cums, so I can't.
We thought some stuff crushed pizza?
I don't like stuff crushed.
That's so wrong.
Zoom me, dude, zoom it.
or powerful work dude bro you gotta hit those
You can do it!
You're a gate!
Hey, what?
Hmm?
On me!
Till we meet!
Watch.
Everyone's got one HP.
I was just getting prepared for Starfield.
Just don't know.
I don't know if it's a wedding, dude.
Am I stupid?
Parish.
Hmm...
Okay.
Take air, Romeo.
him okay just a fucking loser
Okay, good damn.
Starfield better than a Vowd?
I don't know, I never really got far enough in a Vowd to grip it and twist, dude.
You know what I mean?
When did I play Starfield?
I don't know when it came out.
You have three hours in Starfield when I like this game.
Yeah.
Salad to six or seven?
Bad anchor to six or seven?
Dude, you will love it.
It's basically the same thing.
I wonder if I can skip this guy.
There's gotta be a flag like right back here.
You just walk past him?
Yeah, we know.
been in your room dude. I like Twain's. We can also go camp right now. 3k hours in Bethesda
game plus anime avatar. Dude maybe they're like that one girl who would stalk people
and Bolivia to learn their schedules. You don't know that. What if that's the play, the plan even?
You do something to get that loon haircut. I wouldn't be able to deliver, brother.
We need eight color on him.
We got 18, damn.
Damn good.
Boom.
Uh, you have it equipped.
Put the rest on soon.
She's falling behind you.
What are you sacrificing right now?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Glass cannon.
It would be nice, she has a lot of HP now.
If she's just like holding a bunch of the really high, she's holding Cheater right now.
Let's do Glass Cannon.
She doesn't have a break.
It's weapon upgrade time.
Mmmm.
This not good.
Counterattack always a crit.
Damn.
I don't want to waste upgrades on that.
counter-jack always a crit. Damn. I don't want to waste upgrades on that. So we'll do
base mail. We'll save the rest for Verso.
This is already hitting max damage.
It's primarily for shooting.
Do you know what I mean?
Jack in the Charlie still gives some cheap pick-dose equipped in your main slots.
I got 10.
She has beneficial contamination equipped.
Uh-uh.
Confident is 20, auto rush is 10.
How have we not maxed out energizing burnies because he's been dying in combat?
Oh, yeah, we could put some, uh...
big ones on this. Inverted Affinity and Augmented Countertooth.
to counter two
defense speed we already have those
equipped mama Mia
inverted and augmented counter two
You have seven.
Get rid of.
Hmm.
Actually, this is fine.
worry about augmented counter later.
Committed 20, auto rush is 10.
I don't know if we have anything...
Like this gives a lot of HP.
Warming up is 15, we swap it out...
Here.
It was confident, right? What did we get rid of just now?
I'm so dumb.
Auto Rush.
good-looking chat or boom all right he's got some HP that's much everyone else
who flipping cares dude many of the curator luminous free points do you have
which I don't know if I get those yet you may be remembering out of order
Skip, thanks for shoving.
Helpers, please shut the fuck up, space question mark.
Damn, blood hit you with the space question, dude.
Space question.
I don't know which one we're at.
You're the entomology of the space question mark.
Yes.
It's because of the way that stuff auto completes on their keyboards.
I'm still gonna make fun of it then.
Okay, buddy.
Did you hear that Twitch removed your baston?
Entomology is bugs.
No, I said etymology dude. Not entomology.
Time to die.
That a f. It's mail time.
Hmm.
Hmm
Where'd we get stacked where the one extra turn
That's my dream
We're kind of freaking moving.
I
Give me some luck, okay, fuck you
Here we go
Not happening
You're a stupid, stupid, and a combo.
All right, all right, say that you're better than I got.
Bro, we got out, you guys are watching, man.
It's looking dire.
This area is pretty big, huh?
They getting girthy, man.
Diarrhea?
I
Have a poop joke. Nice up top pulls hand away at last second
What's going on table, sorry, I can't help myself
A tank? Oh shit, true. Yeah, we saw the, uh, we saw the stupid fucking hole.
Who's over here?
Stop playing the piano. You're not human.
Do not run next to that thing.
Get in the corner! Get in the corner! Get in the corner!
Please go in there.
Fuck you!
Nice sweater, thanks.
The sweater cardigan combo.
I'm in my cardigan era.
Oh!
I didn't know I could do that.
This guy got so many feet, brother?
Brother man?
Oh, oh god.
to stop spitting on me fucking freak
Ha ha, I suck.
Mark'em.
Huge.
I don't know if we're going to make it, actually.
Oh.
Oh
Actually big counter
I thought I assumed it was just on the first turn that you could delay him.
Neat.
Bro.
Never lucky, boys.
I got color from that.
Chucky, where are you? Thanks for one year. Thank you very much.
Gaps you up. Energizing burn.
Um...
I think that one is 10.
Yeah.
Hmm...
Maybe we can drop 5 real quick?
No. Not on you.
Scanning?
We could drop the 1 AP on Battlestar.
That's probably worth where are you wearing it yeah well we can wait we can
replace that actually yeah level 22 I mean that's a pretty good defense actually
hmm that's one of our best pickdos
mama mia we don't really have anything worth replacing on that
okay
I can do that
we can do that
Yeah, pop that bit on.
I can do that.
You can do that.
You do need it, though, energizing burn.
Can you do that
What can we drop here
There we go
We're about to be so fucking unbelievably juiced.com do you have color? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don't feel like I'll run back so...
Great.
Merry Christmas, chat slash mood moon, love and happiness to all.
You misspelled happiness, slams your face in the fucking toilet, blutches it.
Haha!
TCCCCCC!
Mark him!
Okay, don't care.
Okay!
You're so unlucky, it's crazy.
I
Ready to strike
Hold it
You are so infuriated
Neal.
Galgithic Sub-
Neal Brain.
Ow, oof, ah.
Neil Breen.
Ow, oof, ah.
Plus one, thank you, thank you.
Those are the flag is.
This is where sexy dance lady is.
was there is way too big I kind of agree but it's okay
sometimes you encounter big things you know
Dude, I don't turn, huh?
How'd that fare?
Explain.
That's probably the pot.
They're probably just killing her, actually.
Not today.
You gotta bury those.
Die.
They're run so strong.
So briefy.
anti-freeze and burning break don't care about burning break burning break is an
L and also he is not a devout Christian therefore L guy W God I'm gonna kill you
Hmm
Surely wench
We might need one extra to be on here.
Disregard.
Nice move, idiot.
Okay, I'm the idiot.
Okay, I'm the super idiot.
I'm not gonna die.
Big fuckin' damn.
Take him shot.
Not today.
Hmm, something feels off.
So that feels so nice.
Oh my god, there it is.
She's a nice hit!
Kills you.
Always Burso.
Yeah, he's a...
He's getting his little bussy bounded, dude.
Oh, they got Bosni and Santa?
Thank you.
Guys, is that a compliment what the Hedra said?
Where do I go?
Yeah, yeah, the jerkler strikes again.
I don't think that was the jerkler, dude.
Me when I'm the jerkler.
Hmm.
Can you count to 10 for me?
Me.
That's my favorite zone so far.
I liked, uh, Visages was good, job.
Even though I had some of the goofiest area transitions, I didn't even see him in Terran
Life as well.
Oh, that's cool.
Unleashed Verso dude Wow
Holy fucking shit
Holy guacamole dude
I am actually shivering right now it's not the area that I'm in right now dude
now dude
I'm detective
Get another outfit too. Yeah, that one sucks
Can you dig it, suck it?
Why are we not getting one AP for shooting him while he's burning?
Does the extra turn count as my full turn?
Because I can't beat him.
Is it a five?
down
you're outmatched
So easy
Oh my god, oh my fucking god!
Oh, I could have done it.
No!
Thank you for the haircut, thank you.
cuts
Double you guy, I love you Jesus
Right now Moon will never see this saw it catalog the
Committed to memory
I could just walk, eh, he probably has something, also I can't walk though.
I've already forgotten.
You know that guy's pooping, guys.
Wait, we gambled.
We did not have to gamble, boys.
Is he stronger than normal?
What's happening?
Our build is basically a gambling build, pretty much.
I'm rushing for a proc.
Now fucking perish.
Take Rulet off.
Honestly, let's try a couple of fights without reliance, see what happens.
I feel like it really helps our shots.
Also I want you to have...
Let's try it off on her.
for the plus one AP.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Oh, this one is huge.
Do we not have to get to fight the S-Lactites up top?
Am I grinding XP? I'm killing every enemy at least once because they like to drop weapons
and shit. I think I've killed one or two packs again by accident because I ran in a circle
to not realize where I was going. Alright buddy!
Can you explain the current goal in the story? We're trying to kill God.
Trying to kill God.
of
I'm ready.
Vanessa and Grace.
Time to end this.
You done buddy?
How am I not bronking anything on this guy? Hold up, hold up.
That's crazy.
Alright, actually maybe we basic attack there.
Oh, no.
Okay, he's got a train on his head.
Oh, no.
Okay, he's got a train on his head.
Holy fuck!
I'm back.
of
Oh, we should have energy tended with the guys.
Ay, ay, ay.
I can't bury that, that was just frozen.
I believe- oh, she has antipers!
of
how do you
Now
Good Lord. I'm coming for you.
Your existence!
Who should have entered into the mail?
Oh
Yeah, they're good
Hmm, I don't like that.
That's awesome.
I think I'll be able to play.
Everyone I love that. That's awesome.
I'm impressed.
He loses his turn dude!
of
if
no power for
that's okay
Veils?
Bro.
It doesn't matter.
The goat has arrived.
Eternal ice.
Is that a quest item?
This method was made to protect the ice.
That's why it was so tough.
Let's just take the eternal ice back to Minoko Station.
Alright!
Is that the guy near the entrance, like the north side?
An advantage.
advantage you'd like seals toenails clean
what's her name wrong dude I doubt she thinks she's up a raid day big show blood
can't even spell her name Ella Giggle Ella Giggle
Do they change elegiggle?
Win.
Same person? Oh, good for them, good for them.
Eh, no.
I don't remember who needs it.
I think it was the guy by the gate.
Near boxes left of entrance.
Haha.
Weep.
Yeah, they turned away. It's a perfect specimen, no less. Getting this was not easy.
I imagine that everyone's there quite legally.
Wonderful, wonderful. Let us craft the ultimate defense.
My work is complete.
Here, have a look.
Survival damage with one health.
Fringe.
Whoa!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Yes! Perfection is instead lost on being healed. Wait, gain 2 AP on counter-attack. Wait.
This is a better weapon for us right now because we actually don't have the materials to
gain one rank on counterattacks really so this would require us to kind of move our
skills around. A little bit.
May your swords be sharp and your witch sharp as steel.
May your pee-pee poo-poo. May your poo pee-pee.
Not getting burning shots upgraded still not even good enough to wear
Well, let's go uh
Let's go see how much color we got
Where's the flag
Oh that red, white and blue.
Survivor is great for your Miss Perry build.
I already have Survivor and it procs twice or once I guess.
Getting shields below certain amount of health.
It's better that.
Oh, so strong.
Oh, mmmm.
Oh.
Why can I not teleport to the condom from here?
Explain.
Would I rate this game Grandpa?
Probably Grandpa Welp.
He would survive one-shots and proc shields though.
Wait, that's true actually.
me camp so how was it we're applying extra four tell sometimes like we're
going over 20. I'm gonna count the color of three, five, four, three, five, four.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
3 and 4
Where is it?
Well, I've solved the puzzle.
For now we take off roulette.
And then we put on greater rush.
you sure I pull it on let's just have
or tell works by 20 and addition to the
10 before you go to the Twilight state
Oh, I thought I just went from 10 then to 20.
Oh!
R!
Goddamn.
Um, and you also...
take off roulette to 15 we need to level up on a rush real quick or the better rush
Who's we is me and you mean you buddy warming up on seal no true
Oh
Then we got a we need we need 20 for her
I
Think I want everyone on
Wait
Do that
Where is warming up?
Oh, it's 15.
Oopsie.
Where reversed my opinion about the game?
My only opinion about this game was that I didn't know what to do.
My only opinion about this game was that I didn't enjoy having SNS slot and that it looked fun and I would probably like it.
So no, I haven't reversed my opinion.
No!
I never kill those guys yeah, right, dude, right
Rob monstros for silk man me when I'm mad yeah, right, dude
We're really cool if you flush this game before heading to the monoliths.
I would not survive that, I don't think.
He's tempted?
It was the last time I did some contrarian ass shit like that dude. If you do it like, you guys over-exaggerate how often I do stuff like that
And it kind of cheapens when I do do it. You know what I mean?
VG3?
Yeah, you know how many years ago that was, Twitch chat? Just take a guess, brother.
Yeah, who's a yeah, you're not many years ago. That was chat
I didn't quit those games for the mean I got bold
Whoa!
Greater rush.
And...
What did you have on this one, I think? Yeah, the defense.
Health and defense, dude. Oh
Now we need that what's the name of it giga rush
I have it on don't I no
Greater rush
Boom!
You need that.
Miam, miam, miam, miam, miam, miam, miam, miam.
Oh, I thought you had the points. What am I doing?
It's my favorite RPG of all time
I
Will get um, I don't know I played so many do you
growing up I played a lot of the ones from Super Nintendo PS1 less so on piss
good. Apparently it was really good. I barely remember it.
Played any Trails games? No.
What's the worst RPG you've ever played?
Probably Starfield or some shit.
Actually, I think of Action Steel. That was the worst one I played.
This is a shame because there's some some aspects of it that were really good.
That's better.
Like, um, getting like perks after you do something a certain amount of times
is cool the way that they they dropped the items around the world was really cool I like
just wandering around that was cool as well but I need to reach the pages let's make sure
we're well prepared beforehand we still have a little bit of time just pop perky early
Charlie Kirk.
It's like, guys, I got a Christmas, a tick tock of some guys, like an adult men Christmas
caroling the We Are Charlie Kirk song.
I told you that.
Shit, man.
We did all the side areas I think maybe that we can do right now which makes this the perfect
time to end stream.
Good ass motherfucking stream.
Daps everyone up. Hey, Merry Christmas, brother.
Brother mans.
Rob monster in Zephyx 6 for 7.
Mmm, didn't even kill Golgra. I can't. I'm a weak pussy.
Yeah, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Good-ass stream.
I feel like I time-traveled. It was that good. Holy guacamole!