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Why for my beard
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I said you're a next million dollars stream idea and a discord DM
I've thought about doing something like this ultimately I
I mean I didn't want to talk about it honestly.
Lost about TV's or something like that soon.
Snapshot, no Baroth, and Gordo come Doritosics or something.
do you have a favorite game quote what is a man
All a year that's just a
It plays like a damn fiddle I
Quote gets you banned in AGD Q streams
So there's moon two per area so they ain't messing around nine days or seven.
voice please. I've never been to the island. They wouldn't let me fly there. They said
that I would shit too much in my seat. No one wants to smell it. Not even Air Force One.
I can't control my bowels. I'm sitting constantly, bigly, all the time. I gotta get warmed up.
Yeah. It might be the worst impression. Dude, shut up.
The pope leaks out of my bottle. Well, the pope, the pope, it leaks out of my
bungle constantly. There's nothing I can do. I don't even know what's happening
when it does.
I don't even know if it is happening. That's what they say.
Dude shit his pants on live TV that happens more often than you would think
Although this is a stream in that TV so
Thoughts on Israel controlling everything
Dude prove it man prove it shoves you prove it dude prove it
I saw a meme of a during mafia thon. I mean, I've seen the image a couple of times since
them but like it's like kai sanat donated like 1.1 million dollars to a
pack or some shit it's so stupid
I think it's a fake picture
Wicked Delight 6 or something.
Stop biting your nails now.
That's an FC being responsible for micro transactions and video games.
I saw that.
However, the first micro transactions, at least common ones, it was oblivion on the
Xbox marketplace, so if he's a if he's responsible for that which I highly doubt then thanks Jeffrey Epstein for the microtransactions I guess
Defending as I'm not defending him. Okay, but why should we give him credit for ruining our hobby when that belongs?
In the hands of someone more responsible like mr. Howard, dude, you know, I mean I'm trying to say is Todd Howard's worse than Jeffrey Epstein
I
Brohead connections to actually take out shit talksters on Xbox live dude. I'm glad I didn't run into that guy man. Holy moly
Masa gonna kick the door down
What the fuck do you call dogs? What the fuck do you use the dogs? Jeff hates dogs! You know that!
I
Stoke Tokyo drifting away from God nice name pictures of song link, please this one or the one before it
The one before it
there there exists a possibility that there is some guy on xbox live we talked too much
shit to mr. Epstein any guy he had dragged to the fucking island dude you imagine dude
Movie idea, bro. You're that guy and you dude the blindfold gets ripped off
There's that big ugly face in front of you so you thought you could use the intervention I
Told you to change weapons
So I tweet today where Peter, he tweeted that he wasn't in the FC files.
So and responded that, of course, he was not in them.
He was his competition.
Got a respected entrepreneur, dude.
No, you don't.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
Yeah, three is calling for you.
Wait, but it's not out yet, dude.
Maybe I will play it.
Without two days. Played a demo.
No, didn't get an early copy.
I fucking could if I wanted to. I'll talk to my agent.
I'm Hollywood now, baby.
Disregard the
The Jeffrey Epstein Call of Duty Xbox Live Abduction Kidnapping Thriller Movie We Just Pinched.
FLEET THE VODE!
Dude.
You see, I've seen likely influence 4chan to create slash poll.
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, our generation, man.
Anabix for 7.
The secret snake club, thanks for 7.
Our yeah, I think the original creator four chance about my age
I don't know thoughts on Snoop Dogg getting a Pokemon before GTA 6
Dronpa
There's a Chinese dragon first of all
It's noob dog got a game before all you guys dude
Granted it's an AI model of him responding to people and pretending to be a judge in a courtroom, but
Swaggle MLG 420 and coughing attack there's a
Snoop Dogg was in Tekken his song was in Tekken
He wasn't death jam that is true. I guess like the new cut by the way looking good
Didn't notice
Might be time to shave it off boys
I'm losing ground rapidly down the middle boys it might be time
The battle lines are being drawn my body is very hemispheric I had shingles on one side
that's that's how it works normally though I don't grow hair right here this barely grows
No hair here.
Shave the front, grow the back, skull it.
What is that?
Oh, it's the picture from yesterday.
What do you guys think of the new cut?
You gotta get the pose right now.
Scammed
Now she actually do really good on my beard guys. You can't really tell in the last picture because I'm wearing dark
But my beard is a beard now not a homeless neck of beard
She yeah, I told you guys my barber is a 68 year old Korean woman
Kevin Barricade, thanks for subbing.
Did you sleep in the same outfit? Even the sweater? Is zip the same?
Different shirt.
This is my Tony Soprano Gabagoo shirt.
Hey, oh
Gabba goon, there's a lot of good games coming out this month got mugenics
Resident Evil
Not code vain to
Yakuza 3 kawami. I'm not really into that
Neo 3
Um ashes of creation good one
Ballot three remaster I
Think they're announcing that today by the way in like two hours
Gonna try new genics yeah
I'm excited to watch some of the more dumb at my some of my more dumb ass cohorts trying to play a tactical RPG
I'm excited
Holy fuck dude
Tom Clancy's the division remake
Ubisoft imploding right I mean I don't give a fuck about Ubisoft first of all I can't think of the last Ubisoft game
I've been like
I played some of the deadlock and then deadlock character last night
that shit is perverted that shit is perverted
which one silver
She's fun. What do you mean? Just like
I mean you're a furry. No, it's not like a sex thing when I say perverted like
Like in Darkest Dungeon when the the progenitor finds like that eldritch knowledge, that's what it feels like when you play character like that
Like you know you shouldn't be doing it
But you do it anyway because the lower power is too great
It's a provision of humanity and restraint
You mean like too strong like graves, I don't think graves is too strong that said
I'm a viscous player, so most gravest players are so fucking stupid that they'll be like
oh I'm going to put my tombstone behind a wall.
Guess what bitch?
Guess what?
I got a giant goo fist for that bitch and I don't even have to see it.
Motherfucker, I will hit that shit around a wall dude.
Where do you think they should put it?
When I'm playing Viscous, you shouldn't even drop it because that shit's getting pounded
in the dust.
You have four charges of pure scammable suffering.
Dude, in the new game mode, enhanced rapid recharge gives you an additional plus eight
charges.
I'm a dude it's like plus six total or plus eight I forget
And if you have like the even like just superior cool down you literally can non-stop goo punch
Holy moly they hot-fix nerfed graves. She's the worst in the game now
Me personally, I've never hated playing against a character more than Graves.
Her one sucks to play against. I hate that shit.
The fucking wall is the war. People are mad about the grave, dude.
That wall's gotta go, brother!
Hell no, dude. The fucking immobilization wall, dude.
Mmm. That shit is too good.
I am a.
40 millimeter wall that could double CC you for 2.5 seconds.
Simply jump over it.
I mean, yeah, you could.
You might think I'll just fucking walk into it and die, though, bitch.
The wall last so long I've gotten rewired by it twice because I assumed I could same
and then I died.
It has an air hitbox.
That I did not know.
For some reason my primordial instinct when I see the wall is like, well, guess I'm going
to walk into it because I have no other choice or well, guess I'll try walking around it.
I've never been like, hmm, Epstein files confirm emails with Activision CEO Bobby Kodak and
Futurist Pablo's home and discussing the use of Call of Duty microtransactions to indoctrinate
kids.
Indoctrinate them to do what?
What was the plan?
It worked.
To do what?
To buy them?
Okay gambling I don't think it was ever really gambling early on
Loot boxes what?
The first time I ever even fucking heard about loot boxes was overwatch and that was 2016 brother and these emails happen
Well before that so which call of duty had loot boxes before 2016. Please tell me please tell me
Davida in Phoenix, dark fire light.
Counter strike TF2.
You guys are right, I'm dumb.
Women chasso down the emails explicitly say they were getting them indoctrinated into an economy
So the the idea was to get them to want to make money so that they could buy micro transactions so that they would get a job or whatever
To spend money specifically well, I mean
Aren't like people like eating out less now and like spending less in general because everything's just so fucking expensive
Plan failed brother
Hell no, I'm gonna eat Taco Bell until I croak
The new kids are starting to smoke because it's cool I mean smoking is hella cool boys
You see someone ripping a vapor like man, I got probably like
She starts smoking so everyone thinks it's uncool and stopped doing it.
I mean that shit works on my kid saying 6'7". He hates 6'7 now.
But there was a time where he did not hate him and he thought it was funny.
was funny. Six, seven fell off already. No. How are you going to deal with underage drinking
from him? No, no, no. Fucking Spider-Man pun. I've never even spanked my kid. It was
I don't know, man, I mean, he'd be like 16 at that point at minimum, right?
Maybe earlier, if I get him lucky, right?
I'm trying to think of the first time I did drugs.
I was 16.
So.
Is that to degenerate?
So I mean, I'm equipped with the life experience necessary to like genuinely sit down and be like, listen, buddy, I can't imagine a greater waste of time than smoking weed or drinking booze every day, you know what I mean?
Adderall's awesome though. Too awesome. There's a difference. That's always been my stance.
warmlock takes her something this bird is on fire thanks for seven
but I've listened to my parents
my parents didn't have the drug talk with me
I do my parents from Detroit, bro, okay
And they they grew up during a time where
Even the cops were ripping lines in the fucking top car according to my dad, right?
Ever one time my parents found my stash I was like 17 or 18. I think I was 17
They called me home. I was hanging out at my friend's house, dude
And I walk in and my dad is possibly smoking a joint in the living room and we smoked a joint together
Before that I'd never seen him do anything like that. He didn't even drink
Cringe? It is cringe now. That is not good parenting, lad. It's not good, not good
good. Just started my stream already dropped 84 frames. That's fucking awesome, dude.
Cops are still ripping lines in the car. Why do you think so many OD from touching
fentanyl? I'm not familiar with the cop touching fentanyl epidemic now.
Cryptics for subbing ceramics for seven. He was making it look cringe. Dude didn't
help did not I didn't think it was crane job for our song do that the weedy was
smoking was kind of bad I remember that
my parents are getting hustled by like a guy they bold with or some shit I
remember those specifically actually it was barely weed it was like bad Reggie
It was bad reggie
Erie
That's how I that's how I figure out first hand
that like I
Mean me specifically growing up. I
Heard from old stoners all the time like dude the fucking weed was so good back then the shit is ass now, dude
My parents were were like
They weren't hippies, but, you know, they they partied and shit at one point.
And like hearing my dad be like, oh, this is good, isn't it?
You know, I mean, I'm like,
not really.
It's just a 999 something.
Not really, dude.
Not really.
Father, these are meds.
No, it was.
Ditchweed
Dude I
Fucking hate boomers man. They all these motherfuckers do is lie dude. Why even lie about the quality of weed you smoked who you trying to impress dude
Fuck you man
I
Used to buy weed from the Amish that shit sucked
Hey Hezekiah
You got any of that sticky icky Jebediah oh
You want me to stay and help build your barn? I don't think I don't think I have the
The know-how
I mean, I try to just say it sucks, so no power tools allowed.
I mean, having you seen like videos of the homage like lifting an entire barn, there's
like 40 of them or some shit, dude.
Bro, honestly, man, if the Amish could do it, I could do it,
dog. I'm going to be honest. I'm not fucking impressed,
dude. It's just they're they're doing manpower shit, dude.
Like sheer man like manpower shit.
Bro, I could be Amish guy number 27 in the middle of the
barn holding a fucking plank.
They almost have an infinitely healthier diet than you would exercise constantly.
Bro, the motherfuckers that drink raw milk have a better diet than me?
Okay, sure.
I mean, I'm not, look, they probably do.
But, they probably do.
Um, but that's not because it's because I voluntarily a lot of trash not because they are eating no trash
Our antibiotics old enough for the Amish to use
I'm gonna see a lot of shit tons of junk food. Yeah, these motherfuckers will take a pilgrimage to fucking
the quickie mark dude to get like fucking Skittles and shit an entire three pound bag of Skittles man
you sell meth to the Amish nice I saw a video of millions of meth pills falling into a canal in
Thailand. I saw a group of Amish women scrolling TikTok and they raised in Canes
once. Dude you should have walked up to those motherfuckers been like I'm telling
I'm gonna tell on you. I know where you live
This equals gonna be pissed
I'm telling you shmail Marsha likes for something
So I'm a snitch that
No, I'm a neo-menonite
I'm just looking out for my Amish brothers
Nancy Pelosi's giant knockers, thanks for selling
What does that mean?
Well being a neo-menonite, it means I'm allowed to stream, play video games
watch TV drive car shower basically everything that I do now
how can you know thanks for something to drain on thanks for God so I don't have
that ghostly mctoasty junkyard dog you result but only enough I almost in the
I'm gonna shoot it with my car yesterday on my way to the doctor
Do I wish people go to heaven if they get killed by a car
How's that work are they allowed to touch technology or is it just like use of it, you know I mean
Meet six four seven
heaven isn't real so now well-meaned fellow right-eater
sir xx for something would you be cool if polymarket had markets about you I
don't care don't talk about it in my chat though
Sometimes when I'm bored I throw batteries at the Amish so that they get sent to hell.
That's how it works!
Well, they don't have the Amish in your country anyway.
That's stolen valor, dude.
I wonder if they have like Amish equivalents in some countries.
Dude.
Physical music or something.
Resident peace with my granny.
She got hit by a bazooka.
I saw a League of Legends ad with that song in it and then instantly I was like, I don't
song anymore. I hate this rectified ortho plexus nails on things result.
We hooked on Allen. Allen's good.
Ish, what do my fingers taste like, I'm eating my nails on my fingers.
There's some untouched indigenous tribes here in Brazil, what up my Brazilian brother by
By the way, big Dragon Ball fan here, which is almost the same as the Amish, except whenever
people give them internet access, they browse hardcore porn nonstop word.
Who taught them that?
What's the Brazilian word for boobies?
Do you think they just like smash a Google search with that or something?
Patoce?
There's no B in that word.
This guy in chat said, shout out to the Amish.
They can't hear you, bro.
They cannot hear you, dude.
They cannot hear that shit.
Hell no, man.
Have I visited China?
Nay, nay.
I mean, I would like to one day.
I'm just afraid I'm going to get picked up by the Chinese FBI and they're going to ask me questions about like the Mao picture of me and stuff, you know what I mean?
Azure Marquis and Snitchkill, are they for some reason?
We're gonna see the ship you think this is funny motherfucker
Get roughed up at the fucking airport. Oh, it's not that funny. It's not that funny
You don't think they would care
There's also that that black myth wu kong article that went viral about me
The biggest Chinese export cultural export in the last five years
I got a question a girl at work but learn she's Mormon what should I do stop talking
to her. Hope this helps. Hope this helps. Yeah, this article right here was about, uh,
it was leaked that the people who made the game were asking the people who were sponsored
by it to like say certain things or do certain things or whatever right I forget exactly
um there are like certain words they weren't allowed to say or something so in my twitch
channel I post fun it just had like a string of all of the words that they apparently were
forbidding people from saying standard standard uh
minute trolling you know
COVID-19 isolation Taiwan in parenthesis is a real country feminism propaganda that's right
It's good to see my memory has not failed me
Oh dude and we were getting like, uh, god what was it, there were Chinese viewers coming
into chat and they were posting their own American scroll of banishment dude, it was
sick it was actually sick because chat was posting the original scroll of
banishment with the Tiananmen Square you know 1989 blah blah blah that was other
Americans oh shit we're like I called you a white pig dude honestly it's funnier
If it's an American guy the first time chatter coming in being like die white pig
You know that shit is fucking funny to me because I get like I'm picturing the guy in my head. You know he's my age
He saw blacksmith Wukong on steam and was like hmm, I should check out some gameplay click the top stream
What's up with this title
And then he figures it out he's like oh shit this guy this guy's in trouble
And then like first time chatting white pig is like dude. It's just so fucking funny man
NSA mass surveillance Kent State Kent State UD Church of Scientology
David Miskovic
May 4th 1970 massacre May 13th 1985 move bombing
I see.
Dude, Scientology's in there like so many times, man.
Why?
Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq.
Yeah, it's funny. At that time,
the Chinese scroll of banishment would not have been very effective,
but now the Chinese could probably cook up an effective scroll of
banishment. So you guys better keep it down a little bit.
That's all I'm going to say.
It was funny then, not so funny now, not so funny now.
I don't think you'll ever be able to enter China
Yeah, what'll happen is I'll probably get there
And then they'll read my name and they'll be like, okay go ahead
They'll search a database
Me me
Now if we if we get into the next Fallout 76 commercial with the help of our agents
Might be a little different but
They're literally doing that to anyone currently coming to America good thing. I'm already here
Dub Dub's in the chat, dude. I'm trying to make a W
Hey who else American in this bitch
Just across state lines
Most American states don't have a guarded checkpoint between them. I'm sorry to say, brother.
In fact, I don't think I've ever driven through one.
through one. California does. Where, motherfucker?
Several do now haven't been to DC lately. I've never driven to DC, but it would make
sense of DC has one because it's not like an actual state, right?
Take off your wig.
It's not a wig.
You think I would wear this if this was my wig of choice, dude?
We've been a little say James.
Is that is that that little stretch of American land that's
like.
North of Washington State, I'm talking about.
Like Northwest.
Er, oh, that's Epstein Island.
I think I poor Robert.
My bad. My bad.
Whoops.
whoopsie ha ha ha ha
do I wear a hat when I go outside? No, no.
I think wearing a hat to hide a bald spot is cuckmaid.
Sorry, hat wearers in chat. We've talked about this many times though.
you love hats you're allowed to wear hats cuz you're not balding for you it's a fashion
statement for us as an excuse MF why aren't you playing the game good
Good ass question, dude.
Holy shit, we should rip it.
I die, I live, I die again.
In this case...
Don't bite me! Don't bite me! Don't bite me! Don't bite me!
AHHHHH! He's gonna do it!
You have to stand up, bro.
My foot is stuck inside of it.
No weapon.
That's okay.
It didn't really do us very good last time anyway, so...
Oh yeah!
Ha ha ha.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Hey!
You fucking bastard.
Let me ask you a question.
Hehehehe.
What are you aiming at, brother?
Is that a bite of it?
This thing does not pierce flesh.
Fuck you, bitch.
I'm going with the El Classico.
Let go. Let go. Don't fall. Don't fall. Fight for your life.
I
Don't cry, dude.
Bite him back.
I mean, I would, but this guy's a bitch.
Can't even move my hand right now.
He's nibbling on my elbow.
He's like, he's kinda like lazily doing it though, like, like he's eating too much.
Like he's laying down on a couch eating grapes.
Help!
Fucking f***ing views, ass.
Stand up!
Oh
Ouchie, my leg.
Of course it's big, man.
I'm so fucking dead, man.
I'm gonna fall over and die.
Ow!
Don't fuck off!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't mourn big man, easy.
What are you doing?
Oh reliable, baby.
Can't move my leg.
Oh, thanks for opening that, buddy.
Brother ship pierce is better than the fucking axe we picked up, by the way.
Akari, thanks for subbing.
What the hell?
What the Lebron James?
Parried.
Who?
Akari 2K?
Akari 2k, the guy you literally saw subbing Chaitan fucking idiots?
Hello?
Long time subscriber to the channel Akari underscore 2k?
The one that you saw, pages above you?
Dumbass.
Duh!
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
I'm done.
I'll be right back.
I gotta pee. I'm gonna get some more coffee too.
Please God, I missed.
I'm dead, no dude, come on man.
Oh, fuck you!
What?
Do it!
Stop!
I'm dead.
you
They don't care about their fucking product.
It's trash.
It's always trash.
It's been trash for so long, dude.
And yes, there are some good games, but when they gloss over the good games for a fucking
muppet stick, yeah, I'm mad.
Am I edgy for not liking that?
Maybe.
But if you think so, go fuck yourself.
You're wrong.
You can't.
Bitch.
You've nothing to be afraid of.
Thank you again for rescuing me. Maybe we'll have another chance to meet.
Whenever you're in Sassau, come to the baths.
What is it?
I'm announcing my official endorsement for the United States 2020 election.
It's coffee time, boffin' in the fan, fan, fan, fan, fan, fan, fan, fan, fan, fan, fan,
If we don't, we have to be careful about not having too many of these, it will lag people.
You may keep three, Doom Slayer.
I want you to kill the rest.
Do it now!
Oh my god!
Looks like old Momo is about to get fucking hooked and stunned and fucking slipped.
That don't matter though partner, cause through the force of will, old Momo is gonna fucking
give him the fat old dick.
Here we go!
YEEEAAAH!
That's you right there being taken by society to your cubicle
I need you to be strong think about something else something hopeful like what
I super appreciate all you guys I watch all you guys all the time and I think that like
in a sea of people who are content to not really form their own community or their global
community like people who are willing to take sponsorship for 20k per hour for
whatever game not a part of like a greater thing I think that O.T.K. is awesome I
think you're awesome. That's genuine.
Yeah.
I told my wife that I was considering joining O.T.K.
Really?
Really? Oh shit.
Yeah. No.
Haha.
Dodge that bullet.
I, well I can't, at this point.
At this point.
Really?
There's some openings?
Oh, sure.
Squadensky, they used Windows 11.
Now my window is XP
What the hell is that?
You remember the Windows XP songs? No. Where you talking about the ones that go like Windows XP is the place for me?
I love Windows XP, yeah. That one?
It's made that up so you guys aren't even real XP fans guys idiot
When there was this one lane trash was always trash. What have you used to you? Oh, I use a Linux distro
It's called a Bistro, not a Bistro.
That's a bit of an English language joke, right, because Distro is D-I-S-T-R-O, and
Bistro is B I S T R O right so it was like a play on words
Non-native English speakers wouldn't get it dude. That's all I'm saying
May so hell
First you're dating Melinda Gates?
I hope not.
Man.
Boom!
Oops.
You just hit this guy, please?
Don't bite me.
Who's the next RDR2 playthrough?
And ironically, I thought about that the other day.
But, uh, probably not.
Where does this hold it properly, mate?
What is-
I couldn't swing from the left.
Party R2 is boring.
Literally one of the greatest games ever made.
Are you high?
So chapter is boring for real?
The very beginning of the game that establishes the plot and the characters is the one you
find boring
this guy doesn't want to have to worry about the plot he just want to pop the
pow pow shooty horse guys rob bank
Dude, what is this angle?
Sworn.
Yeah, you like that? Does it taste good?
Something tells me we got a blunt sword.
What is happening?
It's like a wet noodle, man!
He's not dead!
That Shatterson, I think he is dead, bro.
How come he moving?
Undead resistance to slashing Noob?
What are zombies week 2 and the additions of D&D that are actually good, I forget.
Crushing?
Wait, even the zombies are?
I know the Skelling Dirt Zone.
Me when I'm a cleric and my class feature is making an undead run away from me.
So fucking lame.
Holy shit.
What am I?
This guy's gonna knock us out, by the way.
Well, man, it's gonna knock us out, by the way
Oh, we're falling it's over
What's the name an alternative channel divinity use in the new editions
Yeah, that's one of the things I like about that, though.
I'm about fifth.
The fact that their mouth is always biting whether their lunging or not is whack.
So, that's actually not the case.
It's when they make the...
noise.
It's just that, you know...
When their head is near you they do it.
Hey!
Try and throw it down. Maybe we don't punch this guy actually.
Is that what the chatter said?
The chatter said that they're always biting.
Which is not true. This guy's not biting right now.
You understand?
we got a amount of technicality here
I like that they didn't have these songs in the other mode
Hey, looking good!
Hey, at least we can slice our neck and instantly kill us now, that's cool.
You look like you'd strip at the local gay bar and I'll strip right now
Get away from me, bitch.
Let me ask you a question.
Just a Left or Dead quote by the way guys.
This...
These things are so blunt.
I don't remember yet.
I'm just shit.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Maze blue? Thanks for something.
Can't swing from the left again.
Decap.
Hard.
Hey!
fuck off. I'll take that.
Yeah, we're looking kinda cool right now, actually.
They call them the barefoot knight of hell.
I was sort of D3, thanks for building it.
Crunch.
That's the same axe.
I mean, we gotta get the hat, it matches our pants.
Now we look like, uh, a sailor.
Now we look kinda goofy.
You'd rather have a third nipple or a big penis.
Well, having lived the life with the...
Having lived life with the ladder?
I would not mind experiencing the former.
I think that'd be cool.
Do you know what I am saying?
Got him.
There ain't no way you're saying it.
Heh heh.
Slow.
Okay, a pickup truck owner?
I believe in a pickup truck, but the only thing I pick up is your mom!
Oh, dad!
Okay, we're gonna do it at a time, man.
Decap.
Okay, buddy.
Okay, buddy
Wait, they're not stopping
And they're gonna hit them there's his hat
Don't bite me.
Good job.
I get my shoes yet. Thank you.
Yippee!
That's gonna keep happening.
Oh my...
Yeah! Fuck off!
Swamps.
I was watching Half Sword streams last late last night, there was a Japanese guy streaming
up.
This dude was playing the progression mode and he had like the flimsy-looking sword and
And he was trying to like take out a dude in like full play for like 10 fucking minutes.
Hehehe, he was so fucking stupid.
I think I broke your arm, buddy.
Aargh! You're so tall and big.
Did that max seed him?
No. No, no.
I don't speak Japanese.
Itadakimasu!
They're just like suicide bombers, dude.
They're literally suicide-giver.
Thank you for the meal!
I downloaded all 3 million pages of the Epstein files and when I opened it,
there were just 32 gigabytes of Dolphin porn.
I'm starting to think there's a cover-up. This one does account.
This one does account.
Don't count this one, I was all tapped.
Does not count. Does not count.
Here's my mouse. Hello?
Alex, 6 for 7?
You can turn down the amount of damage taken in the settings.
Oh really, can I?
Is there an instant kill setting as well I can turn on?
Maybe uh, no damage setting?
I got my, my DDD hammer.
Is there for a leak or something, box ups?
I'll dim POV.
I like hammers a little bit like this, but man this one is too small.
These are real hammer.
This one.
Do I main and smash? When I play with my kid, I pick Donkey Kong.
But I like to grab, do the cargo hold, and then make a mash to get out of it.
I'll just keep doing it until I pull them off the edge.
And the time story is like, he's like, dad, stop!
Oh my god.
It's all pink Kirby.
Alright Yoshi, sorry.
Weep, weep.
Poop him in an egg, off the edge.
Griefing your kid is crazy.
Well, he needs some griefing, man.
Rope.
Pick it up.
My nose itch.
Is Yoshi egging someone for or unbirth?
It's unbirthly.
Yeah.
He puts them in an egg.
What's about Birdo?
I mean Birdo don't suck, she spit.
Her head, I don't know.
Black.
Hey, you're fucking dead, bitch.
Birdo.
Hey, you're fuckin' dead, bitch.
Or do I freak for real?
Oh, yeah, I wonder what her egg smells like when she shoots it.
Oh, mmm.
And the latest, uh...
Game of Thrones? What's the name of the new Game of Thrones show?
any millers game of nights of the seven kingdoms there's a scene where one of the
characters cooks a goose egg or two goose eggs
this is a fucking huge they're massive
No shit, I've never eaten a Goose egg.
Do I look British to you?
No no.
Eating a Goose egg is like so British for me for some reason, I'm like Scottish.
And went down to the 40 field at a Goose egg in Bangos, man.
Specialty Pizza?
Uhhhh...
How are you st- Yeah, that's right, bitch.
What the fuck is a specialty pizza?
You mean like a barbecue chicken pizza or something?
Like an Alfredo pizza?
I don't know I told you guys the only pizza. I like is like pepperoni pizza
Or ham pizza
I'm dead, okay
Baby palette
You wouldn't say that shit to fucking Leonardo dude.
You wouldn't be like bro are you actually dishing the pepperoni pizza that splinter's
favorite.
Boom!
The one that wasn't an asset.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
Boom!
Wait, he was there?
Oh, god.
Master Splinter was a frequent on the lonely the head he watched the Stephen Hawking watch the fishes in the sea
Why did they put Stephen Hawking on a dolly was any cap accessibility that can help?
Oh
There's a picture of Stephen Hawking and a submarine
at the like
The Epstein Island and they got they got him on a dolly
They got his ass on a dolly.
Adolphin, no, no, no.
Adolfin, no, no, no.
Adolfin, for my non-American viewers, is like, uh, hand truck, yeah.
I was trying to think of a way to describe it.
I'll take this hat now.
Fuck you.
A dolly is a troll.
I don't know why Americans call it a doll.
Welp.
I'm bleeding, cah.
Here, now.
Dude, there's a guy there, we're gonna...
Here, now.
Hehehehe!
Wait, he's getting up!
And burdened is called a leany-wheelie.
That's Heather's right, actually. I've been to prison, so...
I got shoes.
A leanie wheelie.
Help!
I'm gonna need you to drop this.
We'll take advantage of his blind spot.
I don't know why I'm having such a hard time swinging from the left.
Oh, wait.
Oh, yeah, you're done.
Dunzo.
Okay.
What?
Sorry.
Before the bad men come.
Whoa!
Hurry, before the bad men come.
Whoa!
Oh, you can't swing that shit.
Okay, you can bite me though, I guess.
I need your helmet, buddy.
Dude, is this like an extra long caliber?
I fucking hit you, bitch!
Call me Darth Maul.
Now.
He's alive.
Ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
What the hell is this?
Brother, Putin that is not a helmet, that is a bowl.
Ha ha ha.
Come on, man.
Real helmet detected? And also less shitty weapon? I can't move.
Yikes!
Oh, yeah.
Well, I almost died.
Oops.
Okay, brother.
Okay, but cripples you
Dude, can you do this shit straight down please?
Fuck you.
He's alive.
I can't tell if that's breathing near him.
Now we can- we can touch tips!
Ow!
So these boxes appear not thin air, dawg.
dead. maybe the- nah, I didn't do it. disarmed the door.
Dude, what is the timing on swinging this?
I mean, he dead as fuck, right? Yeah.
What's up?
I need armor.
I almost died.
Fuck man!
There's a millionaire, thanks for subbenz's yell.
Why use dog shit weapon?
That weapon's not dog shit.
I know that guy in chat saw the sword and was like, dude, that's the weapon I would
Blood rolling up to the battlefield with the katana.
You see he's the line of spearmen.
He's like, ah, shit.
I don't think I'll pick the right one, guys.
Katana wins.
Yeah, but that's because in your fantasy world, they use their bonkai and they obliterate
the battlefield, right?
But in real life, Katana'm in charge because their Danyo demands it, and then they instantly
get impaled by the live spears and lose.
This is a video game?
No, it's not.
Scoutcha!
This is real life.
I have the Amatoes, so you take the blade out and the entire army out with one move
of your blade?
Oh, that's crazy.
Is that God's most powerful chatter?
I haven't been meaning to learn about traditional Japanese religion.
Uh oh.
Yeah, there it is.
Shinto?
Yeah.
That's the weakest chatter? Wait, how strong are you guys?
Oh, that's a flail. We like flail. Excuse me.
You dead?
Yeah, you dead.
Just don't put on movement unless you're like donating your points.
Yeah, it's gambling.
Where did the other box go?
It didn't exist!
We gotta get out of this diaper stat.
What the hell is that?
Alert!
Isn't this shitty wooden flail though?
It still kind of boxed there.
This is not very good at executing.
It's a farm tool, my boy.
What?
Which one?
Is that a pressure?
What purpose does this serve?
Is it a farming tool?
What do you do with them?
Pounding wheat?
Why don't they just use their hands?
Pussy-ass medieval farmers, dude.
Guys, remember that lady who was stomping on the grapes in the news report and then she fell?
Hehehehehehe
F-assing
Hehehehehehe
Oh my god, what a classic meme that is.
Flood.
She was in DC on Jan 6th?
Oh no.
Wait, was she on the good guys or the bad guys side?
Oh
I've seen this bird guy. He's great. Fantastic cat. Friendliest cat you'll ever meet.
You know, I don't really get all these reports about him doing all sorts of drugs like fentanyl.
You know we're doing a good job with fentanyl. I've never personally seen Bert inject fentanyl
and all into his body.
Those pants.
Man, we look like a peasant for sure dude.
Your Trump impression is better than your Obama.
I mean, that one wasn't very good.
I'll admit it.
That said, you're probably right.
Ahhhh!
It must be the third puberty that I went through recently.
Just wait till I get my professional microphone, dude.
Fourth puberty!
Clumped.
those jinkos you know it dude and they got that guy that's pissing
on him dude hard
you love pissing who don't
uh-huh don't bite me chop chop
Mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew.
Moon transiting to VTuber?
I've seen a lot of like, like right wing grift VTuber posts.
Is that like a, is that big?
Any weeaboos in chat who actually likes VTubers?
Confirm or deny?
Ow! Fuck!
You mounted your webcam to your monitor, slammed your desk, you coward.
I got neighbors.
Is Garakwite right-wing? Yeah. We're talking about the last side actually. It was like,
to shame I had to sit on the toilet January 6th man, otherwise I would have been there.
I was like, word?
So the Minecraft Civil Rights Movement DLC?
Yeah, there's a lot of, there's a lot of, a lot of people, like, I get crashed after
I watch that guy.
A lot of people online, like dude, keep the politics out of my, my children's block game.
Dude, well they've been doing educational fucking like collabs and minecraft since like fucking 2014 dude. You know what I mean like
But come on man, like all sorts of stuff dude
It is a tool that they use in in schools to teach children like geometry shit
If it crashes I have to sort over
remember the segregated bathrooms in fortnite noo
did they do that?
help!
i still keep seeing posts like that literally got a broccoli head post
I'm like a guy who was like playing Fortnite. He's like this is Fortnite in 2026 skull emoji
And like he's he limp leaf shoots his gun at someone twice and then the guy starts building
He's like fuck dude. Come on. Is this what for that is now? Oh god, dude. I should have me they start building a hotel
It's just not looking there. It's not very like he literally stops playing dude
Like dude
When I relate that to my own personal experience dude, it's like playing like an old N64 wrestling
game with someone and then like, you use their special move on them and they're like, they're
like, dude I'm going home!
I don't want to play anymore!
Or they like unplug your controller or something, just give me the same energy.
Why are you still playing Fortnite 1 2 isn't there a no build mode you whiny little pussy
The no-build mode has nearly the same amount of players as build mode too.
Yeah, players, end quotes.
Well, it was a good run.
He's beat my ass! Stop it!
ELEGO!
I'm just at 1k souls cleanse.
I'm in the 8 old versions of the Abyss, we had to fight a boss.
But we'll see. Also, I'm not gonna reach out for a little bit because I don't wanna get spoiled, so fuck you.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, you nosy little bitch.
Do not read this. Just did.
I can't quit you.
Oh, god damn it!
The Minecraft Civil Rights thing was made in 2020 and people are only crying about it now.
Like, what is political about that?
No.
It's historic.
No?
Right wing grifters don't want civil rights yeah I mean I don't know man there's one
money. That's what it's about, dude. Come on, money. Help. You can't even really, like,
append, like, morals to these people, right? It's just not funny. I mean, it's just the
collection of additional money equal a more
don't bite my toes
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Who's in the Minecraft Civil Rights DLC?
They got like Martin Luther King, Jr., Rosa Parks.
Dude, you think the same like dumbass fuckin' VTuber gonna make a tweet about this shit
in like a couple months when they like leave their house and like go downtown and see Martin
Luther King Boulevard?
And they're like dude, what are they gonna stop making a road so fucking political dude stop
I'm literally just driving and I have to get fucking advertised at
Who made the roads woke dude our neck is bleeding
Oh, yeah.
Yow.
They actually do that in Florida and tore up a street crossing.
Triggered by metal.
Um, triggered much.
I dropped.
I did not hit the button drop.
Am I so weak?
It's a big mace. Kinda short though.
Imagine making team take contraptions as Gandhi.
The way that these Minecraft worlds work is like literally, because I've gone through
the Minecraft marketplace with my kid and downloaded a couple things.
It's like a pre-made world, right?
So I imagine that the Minecraft civil rights DLC or whatever that's been out for six years
already. It's like a static world that you probably can't even break blocks in. It's
kind of like a shitty museum experience. Which I mean even if, I mean look, any day
They got to play video games in school as cool as hell base. Don't get me wrong
But I feel like if I was a teacher I would probably if I was gonna use minecraft as a teacher it I would probably like
Make it more fun than like a music
Okay, I'm gonna try to get over here.
Boom!
Ooh!
Ow!
There's not a source of stuff you can teach kids about.
That involve like, playing in a Minecraft world that isn't like, non-destructible, you know what I mean?
Um...
You can teach them about forest fires, and how fire spreads.
You can teach them about drowning.
No, it was just...
Yeah bite me daddy I'm fucking dead.
Help!
Please!
Here's that B by ass.
Grab him.
Grab his foot.
Trip him.
Stop it.
Grab him.
Hold his hand.
his hand. This is terrifying, actually. Dude, they're like the left or the left side. He's
trying to punch me there, man. Help!
Stop it! Stop it!
He's dabbing on us.
I can't see.
You don't bite that as shitting.
Not dead though.
This is literally the average experience of every single person that Evil Man sent to
the invest by the way.
Is this sex?
No, no.
You'll be okay with a Roblox reenactment of the JFK assassination.
Okay, first of all, why are you asking me if I'd be okay with it?
Am I guaranteed that that already exists?
You know what I mean?
Also, yes, I would be.
They made one for Charlie Kirk.
they had when we played Roblox there were literally like uh like ice detention center roleplay servers
so I mean like I'm pretty sure they got like school shooting certain like roleplay servers on
Roblox. This is why my kid will never play Roblox. I'm gonna let his school handle the
school shooting education. Not real hockey game. Die!
Oh yeah. Okay. Of course he flops or invites me dude.
Think about what that means.
I do.
That was the joke.
Like, you're not owning me right now.
Like, I made the joke.
And it was made so well that your tiny little feverish brain could not comprehend that it
was a commentary on the status of, like, American public schools and how frequently school shootings
happen.
Like, the fact that I have to elaborate on that to you, you stupid motherfucker, actually
makes me feel dumber.
in your presence dude. Bitch. Don't come at me motherfucker. Just give me a little bitch!
Fuck you! You're crying? No I'm just kidding. I just wanted to yell. It's gonna be so annoying
Mastering a new microphone? Not that I've mastered this one, obviously.
I hope it's good.
Die!
What did I get?
Um, I haven't gotten one yet.
Maybe I'll go shopping tonight, at least.
I wish! Ooh, come on. I wish I could just go into a story like a professional grade
microphone. Yep, they got places like that. Good job. Best Buy? Bro, there ain't no way
Best Buy has a good enough microphone for like what I need, right?
Raisin Canes. Yeah, that's a, that's a restaurant.
That's a restaurant. Oh man. Radio Shack. Hasn't existed for 20 years.
Go to a guitar center?
Job.
Ask your buddy Kanye.
Nah, I've never really hung out with Kanye.
You ain't tight like that.
Job.
I held it, you fucker.
Oh, yeah.
Can get Sennheiser's there?
Hmm.
Hip-hop swagging sticks for some and says can I get the pass?
Or what?
Don't grab me, you fucking bitch.
Stabs ya!
What grab in your neck?
Yeah, first time chattering chat mega slayer.
Says Wemby.
What is that? Is that like Nimbee?
Did you go to Wembees? You get some saucy nuggies?
It's an NBA... Oh, because I'm the guy so big!
He saw this guy and said NBA player is dead in this fight.
NBA player, he looks like a freak looking up.
Okay, that's kind of rude.
I need like a scale photo, because right now I'm just...
I mean, he got long legs.
Zik theme is the alien.
Alright, at first I was like, that's kind of fucked up.
And then I was like, well, but like...
Yeah, I'm not gonna feel bad for an NBA player, you know what I mean?
But now I feel bad again.
Because people call him the alien.
That's fucked up. No?
Oh, he's French? Alright.
So we're back to the... the OG position.
We're swinging that stick, you fool!
What the...
Yippee! This is not gonna help us a lot.
Why are we going for the stab?
The stab don't work for us, because I'm shit.
Okay, my character just randomly choked and I lost the evidence.
I think we have some lasting damage from having our throat torn out.
Guys, why do you think they redact the names of people who are like the perpetrators in
the F-Steam files?
Like, what's the...what's like the logic there, you've been...
Ooh, real flail?
I think?
Ooh, real flail? I think.
Where's the flail? Where'd a flail at?
It's baitin' time.
Because they are dripping out of disclosure so it's not to shock everyone I want to cause
mass chaos.
Oh, the average person ain't readin' that shit.
They're literally getting drifted by the headlines anyway.
Oh, that guy's not a boot like her, guys.
He was...
I don't know what he was going for.
That's a big sword.
I'm so fast now, right?
You see Big Don shard himself?
Yeah, that sure was funny, dude.
Heck, W even.
Big Wobby pooping here.
Damn, this shit hurt. He dead by the way.
He dead by the way.
Blood be pooping on God skull emoji.
I thought the poop, I thought his poop like slid out there, you know what I mean?
So how come there was like a, like, I'm not saying it didn't happen, but like, what if someone in there made like a really stealthy like farting noise, right?
To kind of like, I'll look, kind of frame him a little bit, you know what I mean?
But that playhouse is spiked. That's cool. Wait, this one has spikes too.
The woman's face? Yeah dude, someone makes the fart noise and then they spray the fart?
Spray in their pocket or whatever dude, you know what I mean?
I'm gonna try this one.
The head looks bigger.
I think it's a wonk.
AHH!
First guy I need for something? Hey, it's a spear.
That's your president dog? Yeah.
He shit himself, feels bad man.
You are serious right now, let go.
Go subscribe to the Epstein's Alive Conspiracy, uh, out of my government and my country.
And honestly, mayhaps we should speak of something else, friend.
What the fuck?
Did I just duplicate my weapon?
Wait, did I grab his weapon, maybe?
Maybe I pulled it out of there.
What the hell?
The release photos of him dead in the motherfucker was easily garauded.
I said, mayhaps we should discuss something else, chatter.
Sweats visibly.
No, the American School of Management!
Wait, it's updated for 2026, we're good.
You're for what, enjoying my political commentary art?
Dude, I'm not commentating, man.
I don't know shit about politics.
Also, there shit ain't political, man.
How many of these?
You're uninstalling notepad?
Wait, didn't like notepad plus plus have like a breach recently?
Mamma mia!
How do you even breach the...
Like what was the detail there?
Website vulnerability?
It was just the website at the program?
full blown keylogger.
Daaap!
The update server got fucked.
L.
We got a Hobart.
And it's simple treasure servers, and some driving download and attack room servers.
Hey, we got three bad guys. Hey, we got two bad guys.
Stop going for the stab. I went for the stab again.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
What's that?
That was my arm, buddy.
Okay, we're gonna start needing a mace real fast.
Fucking bastards.
You're immediately outdated.
Chop your head off, bitch.
Poke with the spear?
I'm not good at it, I mean.
Hey, where do I aim this shit?
Woo!
I think I got him, by the way.
Is that a big guy?
I think it is.
Big guy.
Are you pulling out of a sign or?
Oh, oh!
Slumped. Slumped. Okay, time to let go, buddy. Thank you. Okay, alright, okay. Good. Alrighty.
Taking bites.
Why is the streamer so funny?
Ooh, thank you.
Pimits in the mail.
Surely you're dead for a great streamer, thank you, thank you, hey Jack, how'd it go with
the Hobbit?
All of the Jack is kind of swag.
Guys, Jack is short for Jacket?
Or Jack Off?
Any Fallout playthroughs soon?
I watched a video on
the first Fallout last night.
I was thinking about peeping that shit.
But also they're coming out with what's it called soon, Remastered, so...
Probably Fought 3 Remastered, yeah?
Actually, I haven't played the OG Fought 3 in a while.
Swored.
Hey, buddy.
Mind dropping that shit, please?
Get off!
I'm so tired.
Sloth.
I fucking missed.
Shlont.
Ba ba ba ba.
Give me your arm armor, please.
That guy's got a big sword.
Thanks for the award.
StrongHolyO, thanks for 114 months, thank you.
Thanks for the award.
holy moly what the hell is that you better not knock that away I'm gonna get
Aw, man!
The goblet and the sword were like combined.
It looked like this weird, like, jeweled sword.
But it's just a regular sword!
No!
Bro, everyone, everyone got a sword, come on, mate.
Honestly, the zombies are more dangerous than the regular guys.
Because they literally just flailed their shit around.
Unpredictably.
And then they got that bite.
Excuse me.
Maybe it's because they're real players?
Hmm.
Maybe it's because they're real players.
Hmm.
You know, I never considered that.
I want that.
Ow!
Stop holding your neck.
Keep pussying.
Get a whip.
Just hit someone, man. Anyway.
Hmm. I don't know.
Dead.
Meow meow meow meow
Hey get up!
What?
Get off of me bitch
Stands up immediately
That's the most disgusting rip crunch of all time.
We need like a, like an emote of the Undertaker doing the sit-up thing, dude.
Good idea.
Yeah I got those.
I got those. I'm supposed to have an idea, guy.
Can you die?
Take their gownlets? You got gownlets?
Oh, my.
I said drop that shit am I?
What can truly be said of it?
Spooky may have.
Deadly?
Indeed.
Deadly, indeed.
Unmoting.
Hi.
A big spear in my mind?
These guys are getting bigger, I'm pretty sure by the way.
There's him with the the might of 1000 warriors of hell
Okay
You guys think that was the last bouse?
Yeah?
Sure, man, whatever.
I asked you a question.
Alright.
Yeah, sure man, whatever.
I asked you a question.
Alright.
You don't have my permission to be so flip-hands.
Under six, titch.
I'll work too.
Hmm, I like this one, hmm, I guess it's a different one, maybe, I think this one is thicker.
It's pretty thick, it's the same fucking one and also it got stuck in the ground.
This guy's a fucking idiot.
No, that's different.
A little more agile.
Now we're talking.
There's a reason they called me the Spearmaster in the first beta, by the way. Everyone told me.
Not for the scabbing.
They said Moon Moon, that guy!
You know it's not a workable!
Can I take your ship?
Gravel.
I took something before he disappeared, I got some gamblets.
You laughed so hard you pumped a hemmy?
Pumped?
No you didn't.
What are you saying, uh...
I think we take the billboard.
Billboard too?
Shlumps you?
I shed, I shed shumps you?
What is this?
I can't wear them.
I got no pants.
That fucking hurt.
We're pretty deadly with this weapon.
Yippee!
Take him, pants.
Oh, I killed him by accident.
I killed him by accident.
Wait, he alive?
Don't get up!
Dude, they're wandering after his stuff!
I gotta shrimp this guy, but I can't because it keeps coming.
You good? Stay down, bitch.
Ha ha ha ha!
Move!
I'm fucking poking me bitch.
Yeah!
Howie!
Are you fucking dying?
Thank you.
We're pants.
What is this?
Shoes?
Yolink.
Yubi!
Yippee!
Um, guys, I can't wear them.
These are legs, right?
They swore.
Chill, man, chill.
You guys are sore-gorbid over here, damn!
Okay, so we like different pants.
This might be armor, actually.
Your jack has changed?
I couldn't even wear that without the jack.
I'm waiting for that strip you knew
I thought there was another Hobbert around here.
He's finally dead.
He's up in sex.
I mean maybe I'm finishing them off.
That's a big stick.
shield block dude. Kills you. Slices your throat. It says back protect. No! No!
Oh my Jesus, where was Loss-O-Log?
Some new armor!
Same as the old armor!
Don't fucking grab me!
Oh, he dropped his armor off.
I was like, what the fuck?
yep stop what the dude was biting my dick
I don't like the spear ones.
Well, I think we got enough armor to not be too scared.
Maybe?
And
Shut up with all the whining
Come on out, come on.
He's over there.
There he goes.
Chop!
You know, didn't they make a version of this game that was like censored for like a Japanese
expert or whatever and then people talk about it. I wonder if the Japanese version has like
no blood or blood or whatever.
I'm both our base by the way.
No!
Let me go and handsome horned!
Ow.
We have gone, let's...
Those are small burst.
Hmm.
Don't mind if I do, fella.
Guess what I would say if I could wear that which I can
We gotta get rid of this jack
If I was a Rimworld colonist, that would be hell of a smile.
I don't know shit.
That's all I'm saying.
Let go!
I don't want your fucking pants.
I think I killed him.
No!
Can you...
I don't want your fucking pants.
I think I killed them.
No!
Give me your breastplate.
Thank you.
Uh, you only got one leg.
Omega lol.
Imagine if the one like half fucks us up here.
He's good.
I'll give him that.
He's been in some combat I can tell.
This thing might be too heavy, maybe I'm just shit.
What the fuck was that?
Block.
Anything paupers?
No.
Alright, fuck you guys.
Oh!
Light piece?
Those look like extra pig.
Chops your fucking head off.
That's why they call me the Spearmast.
Where did my type ship mannerism go?
Hey, that's some chatter type shit in chat, bruh.
Diddy blood actually typed type shit.
That's type shit right there.
Nice.
Try and stab him through the temple with the backswing.
That's my signature move, P.T.W.
Like if I had a bonk eye, that would be it.
disclaimer, I don't know what a bonka is.
That's squirming like a snake.
He does know?
I know it's like a domain expansion for bleach characters or some shit.
Not only like JJK, by the way.
Oh, oh wait.
In the Rudo.
Do they are getting bigger?
He sounds different.
Don't!
Idiot.
Let's see you hurt me now.
Let's see you hurt me now, okay.
Holy fuck!
Stop.
Is that our armor?
What was that?
No Max Gore or Max Blood?
Yeah, I got Blood Disover ready.
in this regard what you're seeing them cover by.
death by 1000 cuts
I was feeling myself a little bit. I went for the cat. For the cat.
BOOM!
Why are you feeling a wiggle, dude?
Oh, he played.
Okay, it's not over.
I was merely joshing.
Humans back in my abyss.
Uh, I don't mind the zombies, but I also would mind the humans.
What if you could choose?
Take about that.
Get to fight them differently than humans.
Which is cool.
What if both?
Hi.
Dude, think about it, okay?
A mode like this?
They do the bosses again?
Rogue-like upgrades, dude?
Ooh, he's got a fabric.
I need that.
Drops your fucking head off, Mad.
I
Whether knock this guy over
What's up
Trips
Stop pulling shit out
We like a mace something I put on plate
Who is that
I'm gonna stand up again, bitch.
Haha!
Remember, stepping on that would kill you.
Remember that?
I remember.
I remember!
Well, over liable, baby.
Good slide.
Nice fail!
How's that miss?
This arms you by accident?
Matt?
HAAAAP!
You can't go shit.
I can't go shit.
There's four people on my screen right now.
okay we've reached that point
and my people I mean zombies who are no longer people
BUSY!
ZOMBUSY!
Zombies have rights, no.
Bro, they don't wanna die, dog.
You want to say anything to my 79 year old grandma she is watching it's her b-day.
Happy birthday.
They won't die!
Also, why are you letting your grandma watch this?
Well...
I'm about to say some shit to scandalize. Are you ready?
Like I could take their helmets off before they'll bite me.
Maybe this makes me better.
I'm going to bite my ass.
I've swung on this guy a hundred times.
Please die.
Got one.
Bam, bam, bam. Bam, bam, bam. Bam, bam, bam. Bam, bam, bam. Bam, bam, bam. Bam, bam, bam.
I think I need that upper arm, should.
How are we doing on dice?
Lookin' Ferndy!
Charlie.
He did a little bit of that, but he did!
Fuckin' faster.
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no. Ooh, that's a big sword. We like a big sword. Even though it will probably not help
I'm supposed to kill these guys.
AHHHHH!
F***!
Come.
I needed that, let's get the hell away from these items.
Oh
Looking hard right now
Limpley falls off
We're gonna breastfeed ya, buddy.
Yeah, buddy.
Huh?
Roll over.
Hold up.
Hold up
Folks you
They call him the executioner
Kind of looks like one too
You hold?
Oh my god, it's so heavy.
There's the guy behind me.
It's like we were sent a message that sounds like weapon clout in us.
Y'all link?
Can I check the boxes now, please, sirs?
lumps you for life? That's right. And death.
Oh my Jesus!
You know that guy's fucking dead.
He's not dead.
You know we had to hit him with the Yankee Splunkie though.
Actually, the Yankee Splunkie is when you turn around, you know this.
Thank god.
Thank God.
Thank God we caused enough traumatic brain damage.
How good the dagger would be.
How I be in my girls ear?
You talking about the moaning?
What is this grippy guy going on there buddy?
I would like your helmet, please.
Can I have your helmet, please?
Can I have your helmet?
Can I have helmet?
come it guys he bit my hand when I reached for it I'm going in oh you're
done
You chillin'?
Alright.
Have a good one.
Okay.
Neck guard.
Axe of Hell.
I don't know what the other thing is.
Maybe another neck guard?
Yes.
Fucking dead of shit, my man.
Oh hello, man.
Is this the best weapon in the game?
Know the flail is?
You like them big and floppy, huh?
in a
I don't know whether it is.
Fucking mighty bitch.
Can you fucking grab it please?
Rammus not true right now. Let's just say that.
Had to scratch my nose because I get a line of cocaine right before sleep.
more strange.
When cocaine, cocaine, cocaine.
Oh, cocaine.
Fuck you.
For your net.
Yeah, I'll be taking that, buddy.
I said I'll be taking.
All right, maybe I should have kicked you in the face, let go!
There'll be no reprieve for you, Zombo-chan.
Only death.
You want it?
Oh, you're dead.
Okay.
Oh, you're dead, okay.
Oh, hey!
You killed?
Guys, he is getting taller, right?
Am I fucking high right now?
I can't believe I can't hear something windy.
Fuck off!
Let me see!
He's hard to bolstering in the ground, dude.
I want to drink my coffee.
You guys play a game where if you got shot in the game, you got shot in real life.
Yeah, I don't even know how to hit me.
HELP!
TURN UP!
HOLD IT BACK!
Oh, we gotta go. Let go of the one.
Wait, grab them.
AHHHHHHHHH!
It's hammer time.
No, not in ammo time.
For guys I can book a seat first person
It feels like my hands I've been making contact
Shut up.
Damn, we're done.
Shut up.
Tamer time.
Holy fuck.
Are we missing an eye?
No, it's there. Just bloody.
Well, it's a good place to go to sleep.
Screeching, screeching, screeching, screeching, screeching.
Alright, bye-bye.
Bye bye, good bye Leopard.
Um, I believe that is in my throat.
So let me see you fry.
Did he get that through my armor?
It's stuck in there.
I might need you to pull that shit out, buddy, it's gonna hurt though.
Yeah, this makes me think, why didn't the survivors of Leoparded 2 simply wear play-doh?
Tank boomer, smoker, hunter.
Yeah, I'm not like the normal zombies.
Flip him over.
Grab him, ass.
Triple.
This dagger being in our leg hurts pretty bad, it hurts pretty bad.
Wait, it's out!
Unless it's another... another dagger.
You can only take the armor when they're, like, stunned.
I got the dagger.
It's gone! No!
I want to raise up fighting
Yeah!
inspired and stew t不会
C
Ah
boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop
be the be the be the
dick knife is gone
put an R on me bitch
sleep now
Yeah.
Um...
Alright.
I don't know what piece that is.
All righty.
Turn into Skellington now.
What if there's like a Skellington boss?
How do you defeat Skellington?
Uh-oh.
Triple kill incoming.
One cut.
grips you, and disarms you. Deliverately, by the way. Play to choose. Yeah, I'm thinking
someone's about to get wrong. I can't move. I can't move. Please don't die. I don't think
There's no time.
Another crowd. Thank you.
I don't know if this is as effective as like the hammer version of this.
Like blood-sink people.
It doesn't seem like it, but maybe I'm not hitting them well.
I dropped your hand off, buddy!
Good fucking bite me!
Give me that boot!
Let go!
Yeah, if you bought that.
He feels good about that.
He did not give a shit.
I gotta get him on the ground.
I think he's gonna die!
Yay!
Oh, I get it.
Please get out of the ground.
Please.
What is happening?
Hold the fucking weapon!
Just one hand to go play it.
Yep.
Got him!
I don't know what just happened to that guy, but he's dead.
We need like a hammer version of this that we're dead.
No squirming.
Oh, I can't even cut through his fucking legs with this shit.
We need something sharper!
You good?
Yeah, you're good.
I think that's an army double though, but I don't think we need it.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Toeber.
Neill, soldier.
You can't bite my feet anymore, I've got armor, fool.
Let's get back to work.
sword
I can't beat you guys fast enough.
Tamer's gonna die.
You a little tired there Billy?
Hey come on.
I'm a modified piper.
I'm a snake.
Stop.
Dead for sure, right?
Oh, I got the other guy too.
Yippee!
I
Where's that hammer?
Are you holding it like that?
This is enough for both of you guys, relax, relax, relax.
What are you aiming at there, bud?
We need a better mace.
I'm surprised you're so safe.
AHH!
Did you drop the casted mace?
This one? It's so short though. So Paquito!
What?
What the?
All right, I got it sword and left hand Mason right
In Evelyn? Aw.
Take the fucking shield off, you devil.
Nicky! Ha ha ha.
How do I get the shill off of you?
What's up, man?
That's a big weapon for a tiny man.
Surely, that's it.
Is that time?
Shielded mace man?
That's your build? No, that's my build now. I invented this.
I
Really
One million hit combos you almost passes out I think that's a slightly longer cast of
is.
Flumps you.
Can you lower the moaning?
You don't like the moaning, dude?
Can your neighbors hear it or something?
How are you alive?
Oh!
And this is hard work!
grab his helmet.
Wait. Are we good, man?
Fuck naw.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, man.
You gonna drop that?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
You gonna drop that?
The forces of evil stand no chance.
The power of God sustains us.
Thanks God.
Thank you.
You let go?
I think we stick with all Reliable, we have several old Reliable's.
Do I have any other weapons on me?
Let's get away from those ives.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
That's a cool mace
Where'd it go?
Come.
Fuck.
The madness of the abyss isn't the strenuous combat, but the groaning of the damned.
He speaks I'll say cuckold
Oh
I'm gonna get you
You gonna warm up
That was that off?
What?
How about this?
What?
How about this?
I thought it was my game.
Nay, travelers.
It just isn't easy to kill these guys, is it?
We're gonna start taking our helmets off like we did on the Evil Man.
Hey, how's that not enough?
Is this thing weak, but that I keep it?
What's that?
We got the hammer side boys.
Yeah, that's a great set.
Hey!
What's up?
Bump.
What is that?
I think that's a shirt.
4,000 souls cleared.
Now you might be wondering, how'd he kill 4,000 people?
I think he's dead.
I think we got him.
more of that
Oh, yeah!
Didn't get such a ridiculously good shot that one shot them through their helmets.
Like that. That's a good shot.
What?
The shield.
Should we get a little shield for flavor, dude?
Check it out.
That cooler wood.
Oh, it goes on the same side, no matter what.
Dead.
Oh, I love this song.
And the layers should be known.
Behold, true power.
You see this?
You wanna see this?
Hello?
Go away.
Don't.
Oh, that's the skirt, I think.
Nothing I would ever wear is fur.
I'm a very manly man, like boobies.
Dovers, as they're called in Germany.
having to beat them until we almost pass out
they're called BOBZ in Germany oh Shiza my bad
Get a big ass sword.
I'm getting the same one now.
Pick up the goblet.
What if you could wear it to a van?
That'd be cool.
Hey, catch.
Can I get that please?
Oh.
Pack it up.
Come on buddy, come on.
Come on.
We're all done here.
Okay.
Come on. We're all done here. Okay.
All right, I'm killing them with the Candlestick.
Dub? Too many adds over there.
Every time the game skip a monster swallowing, there's some stuff.
Or maybe my game's gonna crash.
Hmm.
I kind of miss the comically big weapons they have in the other ones.
They have some goofy ass, goofy ass weapons.
That's why I ask, because I'm not allowed to swear on my fingers.
That's why we're in bed.
Dude, how do flalers even do this?
Yeah, that's what I wanted to know.
Flalers be like...
Alright, I knocked two of them down, but it was pure coincidence, okay?
Also, they're out of the house, so...
the fuck you
fuck you
bim bim bim bim bim bim
Come.
Hey, those are going to master our jump technique.
That's pretty cool.
Show your bobs please please I'm begging you
We want our bob nailing Bob Humphrey I just made that episode and I know we're bobs
I know one Bob.
A builder?
Oh, Bob Dole?
Yeah, I know that guy.
Bob-o?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bob Ross?
He's a dancing classic.
Big L.
What? No, I just made that up.
You guys up all for anything.
Thank fuck.
I probably wouldn't have affected you that bad.
Come on.
Come on now.
See if access for something.
There ain't no celebs left to leg, man.
Ever since, uh, my go Kanye fell, man.
Jack is pretty cool, oh.
Hey, he threw that shell in the ground. He was not pleased. Look out, Jesus Christ!
Mo-fucka full-speed sprinted, dude.
The honor still to go yeah, I think you meant to say Nicholas Cage by the way you did Connor
Also
Hop by the Slayer man
Just gotta get into that one.
Nepo, baby!
Are you denying me the talents of Nicholas Cage?
Hey, did National Treasure II?
They meant to say Chuck Norris. Hell no they meant to say Chuck Norris. I do the
hood does not fuck with Chuck Norris. Let's just say that. Okay. Let us just say that.
Fuck no.
Yep.
Crips you?
Cripples, they fucking are.
I think they broke that guy's neck.
You're fucking done to him, buddy.
Is Abyss mode dissentless?
It might be endless, I'm not sure.
That's why we're playing.
It might be.
But maybe not.
I want him!
Dude, dude, just tell me why, forget it.
Developer of Half Sword?
Why change the Abyss mode?
From what it looks.
Why not?
It's not Khaad Zahmuz.
The boss are the tall guys now.
Dude, but even like the very first Alpha test, man, fuckin' you'd walk up on that bay.
The first time you saw Scythe Man, dude, that shit was high.
The music changed.
The music doesn't even change from these guys running at you.
The fucking fence
I'm gonna play around you, bitch.
I think God's ass.
Scythe guy, man.
Scythe guy man? The first time you beat Scythe man?
Holy moly.
Struggling through with like, missing a limb?
I should say missing an arm, because if you lost a leg, you would've done so.
I should curse the difficulty 10 times before there goes zombies sprinting faster and shit.
So like that's the part I don't get though, right?
This is the abyss, alright.
They took out the bouses.
What?
The zombies are cool.
Like mix them in there a little bit.
Doesn't have to be only zombies.
One-off people too.
I don't get game developers, man.
I truly don't.
As a game developer myself, I'm a producer by the way, in case it wasn't for you.
Uh, here I would have done it, okay.
Random zombie mobs, right?
because they're more aggro than the average dude.
I would scale the armored ship the same way.
Like the progression of them getting armored ships has actually been pretty good.
Losses?
Losses already exist too, that's the thing.
Alright, well they did at one point.
come back in why not why the hell not no hype I would have been to see Scythe
Man again bro
and another thing is like they got rid of like the roguelike upgrade you got
after a certain point in the last test
What am I cool to like get some time to upgrade to this mode as well?
What's the deal with game development? Game developers be like, I think I'll add some
Am I right, gamers?
Am I right?
Or am I right?
Have you guys liked my movie bit earlier, by the way?
I just felt like the names of movies and stuff, and you guys were like, hey, hey, hey.
I remember those.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, beep-bop beep-bop, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, yep.
Get it in him!
Over.
It was not over, real.
It is also still matter.
Yeah?
Dude, my new mustache feels so cool.
I had to take off some ling.
Dude.
Bro, how long have I been non-stop killing these things?
I think I've been doing it for like two fucking hours, no joke.
Fuck you, dumbass weapon.
That's a cool sword.
Dead.
Okay, and the other thing about these zombies is like their feature in the progression mode,
right, when you go to the Abyss you die or whatever.
Actually I think the way that they play with weapons is just fine, because at first they
was going to be like, yeah, like they barely even like use their weapons, so they're just
like end up dropping them, right, but.
I mean, that's pretty on par for a Zambie, right?
I kind of like that.
Grr!
Can I play Bob again if I got the Oblivion treatment?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, bud.
Oh, fuck yeah, bud.
Zombie AI better than a human AI.
I could be wrong, but the dudes in the Lord's Sermon have a better human AI, pretty sure.
How about instead of remaking an old fallout, they make a new one?
Are you really want these dumb motherfuckers in these triple-rate game studios like trying
to make another game in their IP due because guess what?
I'm pretty sure the most recent fallout is Fallout 76.
I think I got streamers doing commercials for those games, I think that's cool.
actually way better than it was at launch. That's good, I mean they've had like eight years, so okay,
that's good. I'm still not gonna play. Boom!
Oh, you have to pay for the premium storage?
Didn't get six for seven?
God, sir.
Is that microtransacted out, dude?
I was Fallout 4 anyway. I've never played Fallout 4. I've been meaning to. I know people
liked it less than New Vegas and stuff because it was more... story. Or I guess the correct
The terminology would be on rails, compared to New Vegas or whatever.
more sandboxing. I thought it was the Ups. Like I know you can build your own settlement
that game. Unpopular opinion. I like, I kind of like building my settlement in Starfield.
A little bit. Not a lot.
They didn't. Bro, I'm telling you guys, I literally played it off-screen for like 10 hours
looking for resources on planets and then making my dumbass base this motherfucker like
Garen says bro you think I was playing world of warcraft during world at war
which one was it the war of the grain or are you serious dog
hell no
the last one I played before I played Cataclysm and I did
like a raid it was the one with that boss that has like the tornadoes that's
been around the platform and there's only like a little bit of space between
between all of them or whatever I did that and then I never played again
that cuz it was unfun actually was gonna boring here my mind
giga giga hot take boys metal firelifter thing 1 million subs 17 I wish
World of Warcraft was never made.
Yup. Yup.
I think the last good game that Blizzard ever made.
Warcraft 3.
I'll even throw in the frozen bone there, dude.
I mean, it's cool to work out there's a good game, or at least it was, but I think the
way that people play games has changed so fundamentally that it's hard for a game like
that to still be kind of fun, you know what I mean?
like the mid-max the fuck out of that game most games actually my game is like lagging
so if you literally spawn live streaming and people like to say that shit but man there
There are tons of eSports events happening for all sorts of different games.
It's not me.
It's not wrong entirely.
Hey, forget about brood war, mom, man.
But but but
Are there were people casting
Like quake matches on win amp dude like the library is shit. Yeah, that's not live-shrinking obviously
I'll get bulls with the credit for life
They don't deserve it
Anyway, the reason I said I wish World of Warcraft didn't exist is because I kinda wonder what
MMOs would be like without the the specter of all the warcraft would have been.
They wouldn't exist.
Wrong!
They existed before and they will exist while after.
Oh
You be playing the Eastern swap we see today
It's like video
I still think it's still eats up like a giant portion of the MMO community doesn't deserve
That, uh...
Dark Justice for Seven?
You're reading in mop right now?
Fuck, you're psycho.
I did a little mop reading. Mop classic.
or whatever the fuck it was called
Dark Age of Camel at RBR
Bro, I actually downloaded Dark Age of Camel at Semi recently
And I logged in and I was like bro, this shit is literally just like
slightly more modern at her place
I can believe it. The way that they set the windows and shit in
I had no idea.
We're in a lot of New World one last time before they shut it down.
I don't think I will.
How do I get away?
No, I don't think so.
I'm loading up Twitch one last time.
This guy in prison.
Well, what did you get Meltman to and where wins me?
I made my character in the Never Played Again.
Hope this helps.
Meltman was cool though. I'll give it a...
Same. Bro, it's just China slot, man.
It's just China slot.
Do they like that?
I like in quotes historical china slob
You know what I mean
Oh not wuxia slob
Yeah, where wins me was wuxia slob
I mean I like some lucha but only that one game where you can have sex the
monkey and then he pledges to hunt you for the rest of his life or some shit
that he did.
Excuse me? Dude you guys sometimes I wonder if you guys even play video games.
You're gonna play the Chinese World War II cod?
I think I saw some uh, oh no, it was a movie, it was like a propaganda movie showing like
the American army during World War II or some shit.
Was it the Korean war one
What Chinese war two cod are you talking about get in the fucking box
You guys know that there was an attempted to an American like the early 1900s
They try to get that army general like a bunch of like business owners
Try to like pay off like an army general to do it. There was like why people widely liked
No, not if man, yeah, Smedley but Butler what a name Smedley
Is in the 30s
They do suspect that that guy made it all up
Yeah!
Who told you that, by the way?
Was it the government?
OOF!
Now for me, man!
It's called a business plot, yeah.
Didn't they never find anyone guilty?
Who the heck took me all up? Who the hell?
Who the fuck knows?
Me with a time traveling machine?
I think I'll find out if Smedley Butler made it all up.
Time to go to the 1930s!
Yeah, I gotta master my transit Atlantic accent though.
Yeah!
Smedley!
So how's it going, Smeds?
Oh!
J.G. Wentworth wants you to do a coup!
Well, well, well, well!
Well, well, I don't think that's quite a good idea, Smedley, not one bit.
Charms, Smedley! Charms, Charms!
It's my money and I need it now, that's what they say, anyway.
How much money do they pay you, Smeds?
Whatever anyone actually talked like that. Like I know they've been like telling me stuff, but like
Can you imagine being like in your 20s or 30s at that point and then like
Encountering someone who was doing that for some fucking reason that'd be so weird
Where you from partner to the York City the city of life
Fuck, did you just say- what did you just fucking say to me dude?
Bro, I would report him to Mr. McCarthy as a- that's what I would do.
Agh!
Snitch!
Dude!
Bro, I know that guy's a demon, man.
People had to learn that it was called the transatlantic accent.
I have a younger relative who can't read cursals.
Is it me?
Aw, you think I'm young?
Is it me? Oh, you think I'm young? Thanks, man.
Thank you.
What if instead of going to the past you just went into the future just to fuck shit up?
I mean, they're already kind of fucking shit up there, you know what I mean?
Like, you already know shit's fucking like 200 years or some shit.
Maybe sooner.
So, if you're gonna- if you've got time travel to the future,
you should go like thousands of years in the future, just to see, you know what I mean?
Nice voice crack.
Yeah, sorry, your dad was a little rough on my throat last night.
Boom.
Got him ass.
Owned.
Another chatter owned.
Go ahead and add to the owned chatter count.
I went to the store, saw some shungite for sale recently. I almost bought it.
Almost bought it.
I saw a Doctor Disrespect TikTok recently because I think it's because I talk about
about him on stream so I can have my corner of me.
I was like, they're all copying me!
They're all fucking copying me!
Like, we're the original!
We've been doing this for 11 years, dude!
First of all...
Bro, I haven't even been streaming for 10 years,
and I know I would, I had been streaming for a little bit
before Dr. Disrespect, right?
Maybe he was streaming the whole time I just didn't know.
So he added a c- attacked a couple of years on there, I think.
Okay, first of all.
Second of all, he's like, the intros!
The intros!
Then would I be like us champs?
Bro, streamers have been doing intros forever, dude.
Dude, honestly, I kind of miss...
...tuning into a big streamer.
And I got the shitty like fiber like intro that they're running with like the donator names flying across the screen and like the shitty
Compressed clips and the fucking the the freemium monster cat like dubstep playing in the background
Thanks for watching dude like oh my god, oh they've been ripping the intro forever dude and outro's dog
Boom
You didn't even jump by holding space?
Yes, I did know that.
You almost killed me, bitch.
Do I love your intro stream podcast?
I mean, it doesn't always happen.
I thought it was funny.
It was like blood.
Blood reinventing the dumbass.
Interesting way to say a lie, I don't know, like as I've gotten older, I mean even when
I was a teenager I kinda had like a natural karyoshi for the English language, the only
one that I speak, right? So yeah, I could have said lying. Uh, if- if the bare minimum
was my goal, right? Insane, huh? You understand? Like... Like, I'm not gonna get lectured by
a guy who picked Clifford the Big Red Dog books for his third grade book report. You
know what I mean? I don't have to take that shit from you. I meant what I said. You dumb
prick I meant that shit
flippered slaps
this guy got ass oh would you read over summer break the first 10 goosebumps
books Blair you're in the eighth grade
Oh, no. Oh, God. You're, uh...
What's the last book I read?
Hmm.
List of books that make you sound smart when you said that you read them?
Hmm.
Uh, Thinking Fast and Slow by Daniel Conneman. The Prince by Maca Valley.
These are some of the books that I've read recently.
How about you?
Huh? Big man?
Well, this guy saved my wife is metagaming among us with my son.
What should I do about this?
Metagame her, dude.
Actually, you know what?
You should just accuse her every game.
Love that.
Like, sometimes do it immediately, sometimes wait a couple minutes, but like, every time
call an emergency meeting and try to get her executed.
Hey, if you guys are doing it in text and not in voice or personal, or like, split screen,
I don't know how it works.
If it's in text, change up your typing patterns.
I mean, it's probably like on the Switch, like, you can even play multiplayer on one
I know that was that buddy.
Is that an iPad that is on the PS5?
How is she metagaming if she's like...
If she's like, oh, you always do this when you're lying, you know what I mean?
Is it like that?
Boom!
Oh, is she screen peaking?
Ooh, that's...
Dude, she's screen cheating on your kid, man.
That's fucked up.
Oh, hell no.
I still remember when I told you guys that I used to screen cheat in, like, the first year or whatever.
And some of you motherfuckers like actually got so pissed about that you got so fucking
bad Holy shit I'm of the opinion that unless there was like a physical barrier all of
you motherfuckers get it to you bro maybe not as much maybe not as much
he is just wired dude
The physical barrier of not being able to forward a console?
You at least admit to screenpicking when you got called out?
Yeah, every time.
Like, I don't know how you don't do it in like a four player split screen scenario.
I don't I don't understand how like you wouldn't do it
like wasn't even a one ice level in Halo
integrity the one with like the two bases
I'm talking about that in the ice level
that was my favorite level by the way
Actually, I like Blood Ghouls a little bit more, but...
Oh, was it Sidewinder?
Yeah.
I saw a big-of-a-guy who put cardboard between him and his little bro and taped it to the screen in the middle.
Yeah.
Dude.
Skill issue I think.
Hang em high on Blood Gulch?
Mmmmm.
I honestly, I think my favorite...
When I think of Halo maps?
Uh, what's that one Halo map that's like a...
It's on Halo 1.
It's the one with the tower with the machine at the top and then it has like a landing pad beneath them
And then there's like the that catwalk that goes over the air out of the tower
Ascension I like a sanction. I like
Halo ones blood Gulch and didn't they have like a version of a blood Gulch and Halo 3 with a
The Sentinel laser or whatever in the middle
with the ball haul on yeah with like the the ramps that will like shoot you into the middle of the map or whatever
do we really carry the rag doll bodies?
actually was sweet man. Dude I still remember, bruh, hijacking someone to banshee and online
dude. Holy fucking block of molly dude. Holy block of molly man. Where's anyone's vehicle
that shit? Cause it was so cool.
Halo is pretty sweet. I feel bad for anyone that didn't get to play like Halo 2 on that
slot so I like read when it came out. Honestly, I think that's why I hate the younger generation.
Oh man, the gray saxbox game was like
Modern Warfare 3, is there even a Modern Warfare 2?
When did Modern Warfare 2 come out?
The Oddworld Strangers Rav, no.
I'll play with Strangers.
Err, err, err, err.
You lined up for Halo Unreleased Night, did you?
I think I might have done it for Halo 2.
I did not do it for Halo 1.
Remember how hard they used to advertise?
I have the the Marines and Halo one like it's probably the marketing they were doing
My game is like
Gigas suffering now how we only have six thousand the last time I took those up for that
grab access to the French Halo 2 leak on modded Xboxes. Nah, I was like 12.
Guys, come on. Ooh, that's not looking good for our arm there, fellas.
That one guy butt fucking you
He up yo ass
Oh my god, he hit us in our one uncovered body part with that
Not dead though.
That's how deep that was.
Unk all up in my ass for real.
That was the dagger by the way.
Next game yeah, I think we
We've seen all that a half sword has to offer stay tuned stay tuned stay tuned
Man man man man man man
Well at four I don't want to start fall out four so close to the remaster releases or whatever
I'm gonna play some tunes, I'm gonna go P, I'm gonna get some coffee, I'll be right
there.
you
You
you
What up fellows?
Dude that's...
Holy moly!
Someone redeemed an EMAW? Which one?
Lauren Swoll, thanks for 7 for a million years. 15. C. Curly, thanks for 7. Let's see this emote.
Dorohump.
Sure.
Do not redeem.
Dude, what do we play, man?
Hello one through three one LAS over on maybe one day go start
New Torario update pass
Look outside already played it it was great
Do you fuck with rolled gold tiny twists?
I mean they're okay.
That's like boomer candy though.
Play Line Rider from 2009.
How did you rename that Steam Link to Full Sword Insertion and make it lead to more win
game of the year edition.
He's a vibe coder? Oh, shit.
Quake Brutalist
Jam 3.
I'd rather play like, like custom doon maps than quake tbh or e4e4f.
For some reason, you know, you won't play darkwood.
I've played darkwood on stream.
I didn't get into it.
I'm not sure if it was fully out at that point, though.
those many years ago.
What I want to know is why.
Is such fervent suggestions for darkwood?
Surely it was not that good.
Play Night Reigns DLC.
No corrupting sold links or something.
Calling dispatch a cage-like game is a stretch, I would say.
Not enough watching women use the bathroom in that game, I assume.
You ever played Spore? Yeah.
tf2 update
i gotta tim the tatman tick tock
he's like let's play tf2
they hopped into a random server and it was like six people
all around like spamming voice commands at each other
standing still not hurting each other
he's like what happened to tf2
i was like are you kidding me dawg
what do you mean what happened to it
it literally is the same
the same. Literally is the same that it was before.
They might magic six the mandate of heaven.
New barony update.
Barony is epic and you guys aren't ready to accept that yet.
I think.
Don't stop, girly pop.
That game looks like ass.
I got to be honest.
There was a pretty funny new game on the Steam recent release list.
Or is it?
It's not food as own lewd control.
It's not a no cans quest sex gold glory.
employment simulator. Wait, that came out today. Okay. I'll be bad. I'll be bad, I'll be bad.
Just being a twitch chatter
You guys got jobs, right?
Brazilian drug dealer three opened a portal to hell in the favela trying to revive
Mid-taya I need to close it
Yeah, you suggest that game as a joke, but I have played that game on
stream
Jacob extra something cheap and cheap a Lydian they show up
Have you played Brutal Orchestra, nay.
We're going to play Unemployment Simulator 2018.
Which came out today, so the name is a bit misleading.
It's very loud, hang on.
Why couldn't I lower the volume of this game through?
Windows.
Weirds?
You shut up.
Dude, it won't even capture the audio, hang on.
What is happening?
Huh?
No game capture, no play, dude, you know, GPU buddy at 10 degrees hotter.
There has to be a way to make this work, hang on.
Dude, even window capture doesn't work.
Big L for this game.
Big L.
We gotta find a different one, fellows.
Desktop capture? Dude, the audio won't even capture.
You play jazz punk
Looks like shit pass
That's the game it doesn't work
Get it? Unemployment Simulator?
Try this Rage Slop.
Is this not entirely in Japanese or am I stupid?
No it is not.
You are stupid.
Okay?
I think I'm good on the rage the Japanese rage slot dude
I didn't like I didn't like Mon Bezot. I
I feel like Mon Bezot gets a free ride.
More after this or something.
Moody W, thanks for got some.
Play YOTBC.
That's a suggestion. What about Karen?
Hmm
Just want to play deadlock properly. Oh, I'm not gonna deadlock anymore guys
It was only good when there was 100 people playing up on high guard dude 6k people playing
right now. Let's go, dude.
Honestly, trying to think that bad.
Now I'm good, fella.
save dark and darker. Now I'm good fella. OG Hollow Knight. Now I'm good fella. Play
the original FNAF? I have. DinoCop. No, I'm good, fella. Nightrunners Prolog.
You
This game looks kind of sweet. What the hell? You just hear that?
Know your death, huh?
How about keep gambling?
One negative review says a single slot role in real life would give me more satisfaction
for 777 than this game as it is currently.
There isn't enough to do yet.
No blackjack, roulette, nothing, just scratchers, slots, and CS cases.
Help I'm turning into a mermaid.
I think the game I was talking about earlier, by the way, might have gotten delisted on
Steam between like, like I checked before stream and I checked now.
So in like five hours it has been delisted I think.
on those here
one of the game
and then the man and then the man and then
I don't know about this game though.
Is there really going to H games out there you should try?
What does the H stand for, guys?
Handsome
Hitler oh
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Um, this game looks neat.
It is a horror game though, so.
This thing actually looks kind of scary.
I don't know, Russian or something?
Scoof Simulator?
I'm afraid to play Russian games on stream because...
God, what was that one game we played?
Finnish Army Simulator?
I know that they're not the same place, but...
I forget why we stopped playing Finish Army.
I think they slurred out like really early on here slurring pretty hard.
They said the F slurred.
Yeah, they started slurred literally in the intro, dude.
Slur like drunk.
Nah, like the word.
No, not French like that slowly you guys just heard
Oh, yeah, this game captures.
Obey the voice.
AI game?
Maybe.
How can you tell?
Did you refund the last one?
What, unemployment simulator 2018?
Nah, man, I'll give that guy five bucks so that he doesn't have to get a job.
Subtitles are on.
Blackjack Julien Kynaro, I think for some.
Tooth camera on, head bobbing off.
Music volume, no DMCA.
Thank you for including that.
Rules you must always follow.
If you hear a voice other than the voice, ignore it.
If you encounter a being you're certain is not human, do not look at it.
I may try to get your attention, or simply ignore you, no matter what, do not look.
If you detect any sign of life having moved or moving, turn back immediately and press the red button.
We will eliminate the threat and transfer you to a new section.
It seems to complete the task you were given. Turn back and press the blue button. You're not leaving.
Okay?
Hello. The consciousness transfer procedure has begun in accordance with the insurance protocol.
Your accident report has been registered in our system. I am the voice.
To complete the process successfully, all you need to do is follow my instructions.
Any deviation will result in the procedure being prolonged or an indefinite amount of time.
The procedure is now in progress.
For the procedure to be completed successfully, you must obey the following rules without exception.
1. If you hear a voice other than the voice, ignore it.
2. If you encounter a being your certain is not human, do not look at it. It may try to get your attention or simply ignore you. No matter what, do not look.
3. If you detect any sign of life having moved or moving, turn back immediately and press the red button. We will eliminate the threat and transfer you to a new section.
4. As soon as you complete the task you were given, turn back and press the blue button.
Do not linger. Your first task is simple.
Before she finishes counting to 10, you must find her.
The countdown will begin the moment you step into the house.
Remain quick and alert.
Obey the rules.
Errrrmm, find who.
Dude, no fucking way man.
Ha ha ha ha, dude.
6
7
Can't run
8
I'm fucking dead!
Too bad. Just find her before she counts to 10.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten,
Oh my!
Wait, what?
Patient 10. Test 1. The reaction was as expected.
Task complete. Go back and press the blue button.
I'm already going dude, fuck you.
Man, fuck that dude.
Welcome back. Thanks. This time in addition to the main rules a new section rule has been added
You may enter each room only once and your new task is to count how many people are in the house
Count the people then return and press the blue button
After that, tell me the number
Good luck and obey the rules
Okay, count
Well, they've still been...
One...
Although these patients can usually maintain daily function,
at the next stages, some identities have been extended
to gain time and some of the individual's consciousness.
Two...
This may cause the person to forget certain actions,
decisions they are not aware of,
or perceive their own behavior as if it belonged to someone else.
In severe cases, patients may not be aware of
Is this count? I think this counts as a rule.
Three, four.
Five.
Six.
Say it?
I can't get up.
I don't think I have a flashlight, so.
So now we can't go back.
I assume the hallway does not count, so...
And it does not, sorry.
Seven.
Six. Seven.
Eight.
Animals life of my cat
Wait, which one was this?
Who's a
Girl power
dude we got a Dell 9 10 11 bitch
12. 13?
I didn't mean to walk forward.
You fucking- they fucked me up, man, with the-
It's the same.
I think it's the same.
Eight.
Nine.
Ten.
Eleven.
Twelve.
Do you remember rule three?
Thirteen.
I'm afraid what rule three is.
Red 13.
Oh
Turn up a little bit Get a little extra spooky
Okay, press the blue button
Welcome back. This time, we're going to play a game together. I assume you played hot and
cold when you were a kid? Yeah. It's something like that, just with an extra rule. In the
In the next sections, you'll need certain tools, and you'll find them somewhere in this one.
As you get closer to the tool you need, I'll say Hot, and as you move away, I'll say Cold.
But like I said, there's a section-specific rule, and it contradicts Rule 3.
But you still need those tools.
The counting one has returned, and this time, just don't take your eyes off her.
Good luck, and obey the rules.
I don't like that one.
in recent days believed that an individual suspected of having a personality disorder
was attacked and their home was killed.
The suspect called the police stating,
they're lying on the floor and I don't know what happened.
The officers arrived at the scene and they found all family members lying motions.
Further examination revealed that two individuals were still alive.
A teenage girl and an older brother.
However, the fact that the only thing that was found on the weapon in Montana
Your brother has been the investigation even more complicated
Why do white people play this ship?
Oh, man.
You scared you little pussy bitch?
Yeah, sounds like it.
Wait.
How do we get around here?
Oh, no.
Well, as we have been cornered.
Oh, man.
Mmm, look at him feet.
Her sandals off.
Gross.
Hmm.
Dude.
Cold.
Aw, you fucking bastard.
I think I'm dead.
Can we squeeze by here?
Jump scare incoming?
Oh, god.
I don't know what to do with it.
Still cold? You piece of shit?
Hey.
Wood.
Instantly.
Try to open the locked door before the voices demand.
An achievement for doing that.
Hmm.
She's disabled, man.
Don't you see two heads?
Where you see a disability, I see opportunity.
Cool.
Well...
Okay...
Fuck you.
Basement? Basement.
Oh my.
Bro, I don't think we're making it out of that bitch if we go in there if I'm being honest.
Too tight.
What if we can touch her when we're looking at her?
What are you fucking bitch?
Let's take a little bit.
Yeah!
There's a door there.
Oh my god.
Yeah, man.
Oh my god.
She's gonna literally go 180 and go the other way and fuck me up.
What is that?
He's lying. What's the point of all this? What are you even doing right now? He said
you had an accident and now he's thrown you into another mortal danger another mortal danger
remember the first rule ignore the other voices every task you do has a purpose
i'll explain it when the time is right okay i trust you disembodied voice
so like was that what i needed though fella
We got that key maybe we weren't supposed to get that yet.
Open the locked door now? Yeah, I'm thinking it... I think we'll give it a shot at Rumi?
Oh.
The Steam achievement seemed to imply we shouldn't open it until the voice tells us to.
Fuck the police.
Coming from the, straight from the underground?
War.
Ain't no fucking way.
Ain't no fuckin' way.
Hot.
Flashlight?
I'll kill him.
Good.
back and press the blue button. Wood.
Hama, Hama! Yo!
There you get to run there and race her? I can't run! We walk!
Now let her in.
Yeah.
Welcome back.
Due to a system malfunction, the third rule is now out of service.
Once the malfunction is resolved, the rule will become active again.
From this moment on, your only option is to complete the task you've been given.
This time, there are two identical rooms inside the house.
Find them, and then identify the seven differences between them.
You may mark the differences in only one of the rooms.
The other will serve as your reference point.
After that, turn and press the blue button.
However, this section comes with a few special rules.
There are numerous mannequins throughout the house, but it has been confirmed that one
of them is capable of moving.
As for the flashlight you're holding, it's a bit old.
The staff told me they forgot to replace it.
Each battery provides only about four minutes of light and the batteries you need are held
by the mannequins.
Because of this, be very careful which mannequin you approach for a battery.
It's been reported that the one that can move becomes aggressive if looked at for more than
three seconds.
And one more thing, you cannot take any batteries unless your flashlight is flickering.
If the flashlight is flickering, it means it has only about one minute of life left.
Be quick and be cautious.
Obey the rules.
I hope you didn't leave your flashlight on while listening to all these rules.
If you did, you'll be starting with 83 seconds already gone.
I did not, bitch.
holy fuck
three seconds disappointing find the seven differences between the two
identical rooms do not let your flashlight battery run out I shit is
my parents section are held by some of the mannequins
of
the
and
this is it
why would you do this to them?
It was your fault.
You had the radio, didn't you?
Oh, my...
Oh, my God.
Is it dummies?
I
Know
There's no way they expect me to spot the differences between these things, right?
not even looking they both got a beach wall
that's not it
hi
Screenshot.
Missing a poster.
Rubble near window.
Dude.
Oh god.
You got a battery, ma'am?
Is it in your ass?
Don't you?
Um...
Hi.
Um...
Did you tax the spray can?
The what?
One battery has been removed. Wrong choice.
One battery in the house has been removed.
choice will remove another battery. Make sure you don't run out of them. Because there
are only six batteries in this section. I was just clicking around. One difference found.
difference found. Oh, shit.
Let's quickly look at this.
dude how am I supposed to focus
one battery has been removed what if I just spam click way one battery has been
room one battery has been removed. One battery has been-
AHH!
You're useless coward. I have been in control.
Disappointing. Find the seven differences between the two identical rooms. Do not let
your flashlight battery run out. The six batteries in this section are held by some of the mannequins.
It's gonna be the same every time I think.
one difference found one difference found one battery has been removed wrong choice one
battery in the house has been removed each wrong choice will remove another battery make
sure you don't run out of them because there are only six batteries in this section
Fuck this.
One difference found.
We got that one from Fat.
Black, black, white, white, black, black, white.
One battery has been removed.
One difference found.
Ay, ay, ay.
for a battery down here.
Hell nah, man.
Fellows, I think we're dead if our battery goes out.
I got like 30 seconds.
Less than that.
It's so fucking over. It's actually so fucking over.
Did you attack the spray cans? The spray cans!
I'm pretty ass fucking bitch man
this is just like moving like a vtuber
I'm used to it right
find the seven differences between the two identical rooms
do not let your flashlight battery run out
The six batteries in this section are held by some of the mannequins
Scared liberal no, I'm not scared
Excuse me
One difference found
One difference found one difference found one difference found okay
There it's gotta be someone on this bookshelf. It's just we'll do it section by section
Blue green green blue green
Sorry, gray green green blue green green green
Gray green green blue green
That's the same.
Ray Blue Green.
No fucking way you're up here already.
It's the same.
One battery has been removed.
Wrong choice.
one battery in the house has been removed.
Each wrong choice will remove one battery
has one battery has been removed and found
because there are only six batteries in this section.
We got one left.
The books were missing.
Let's see here.
One battery has been removed.
Bro just clicking shit?
Disappointing, on the seven differences between the two identical rooms, do not let your flashlight
battery run out.
The six batteries in this section are held by some of the mannequins.
I literally pooped myself, lol.
Is that this right here?
I literally pooped and did myself.
Yeah, the books are here.
I literally pooped and did myself.
Where do I click here?
I can't click on any of them.
Cuz I'm in the wrong room.
Omega Loan.
One Difference Found.
Omega Loan.
One Difference Found.
I mean this looks like it could be something.
Let's go take a peep-a-roo-nee.
Hey traveler, hey.
Hi, please don't kill me.
Dude, I'm no good. Dude!
Wind thinks was up. Yo, dude. Hello.
the ceiling fan help me out boys no lid on pink box okay one difference found
All right beach ball no
But
Already click the plant do not let that flashlight die
It would be a shame to fail after succeeding. I did not you found all the differences
Go back and press the blue button
Let's camp a flashlight real quick
Good eyes, Twitch Shack, good eyes.
Run?
She's on the staircase, Twitch Shack.
Look at Floor. I touched her so I died, as I suspected I would.
Disappointing. Find the seven differences between the two identical rooms.
Do not let your flashlight battery run out. The six batteries in this section are
helped by some of the mannequins.
One difference found. One difference found. One difference found.
One difference found. One difference found.
One difference found. Do not let that flashlight die. It would be a shame to fail after succeeding.
You found all the differences. Go back and press the blue button.
Don't mind if I do, bitch.
Welcome back. The system error persists. Unfortunately, the blue and red
are currently offline. To re-engage the mechanism, you must locate the three
pissing fuses for the breaker panel. However, that doesn't stop me from
giving you tasks. In this section, we'll play Voice Says. I give an order and you
will obey. Just like always. But there are rules. If a command begins with Voice
Oh, oh
Do not fail each mistake makes her faster voice says go to the red room
Does this count voice says touch the picture with the ship oh hell
so fucking dead man
voice says go to the blue room I'm here blue room
Oh, she got like a... Oh, hella wood, dude.
Ow.
And says go to the yellow room.
Right better the word that cut out better be voice or I'm gonna be really fucking mad
It was not
Double fuses
um guys oh I'm trying bitch
I
Say
Very simple if the sentence starts with voice says do what I say holy fuck
Don't and until you literally dominate everywhere
This way collect all three fuse pieces
When the command to insert them into the fuse box is given place them in the fuse box and activate the buttons. I
Don't know where the picture with the ship is that's a that's a fucking bastard one
To give do not fail each mistake makes her faster
Voice says go to the red room
Oh, they're not here.
He moved them.
Chip!
Hello?
I'm...
Okay, that works.
Swag.
You actually got swagged on right now.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit.
I don't think I will, buddy.
The voice says, turn off the blue can light, can do.
says go to the yellow room. So this was wrong. We don't actually go to the yellow room here.
The CC is insane. Is that Fuse up there?
Voice says hide the double fuses in the red room.
All right, we're in uncharted territory now, boys.
It's slow as hell here, come on, man.
too slow bruh
I forgot how I got over there
alright we're good
kitchen knife
What's wrong?
Stab her in the stomach.
Part of the community
I'm gonna listen to the lady she seems she's been helping us
No, we're not gonna a border
Boy says do not move
All right, fuck that
Oh
You suck you suck just climb over it dude nice long
Forget the game
media thing voice says turn on the radio I see it
according to the police report the surviving sisters testimony the
suspect had been exited in strange and unnecessarily aggressive behavior for a
week prior to the incident on the day of the murder the suspect reported him
After the kitchen, scared of his family, and grabbed the first knife he saw before shouting the police.
According to the system, their mother spoke calm, attempting to de-escalate the situation.
She eventually embraced her son as he appeared in calm down.
However, moments later, while still in her arms, the suspect stabbed his own mother to the abdomen.
No!
Nooooo!
Mom?
Voices that find the fuse base in the yellow room.
The what?
Flicks on everything?
Oh, it was base, base.
Oh.
Thank you, lady.
It's the fuse parts you collected into their slots.
No, I don't think so.
I've played Simon Says before.
I understand. The reason the commands come late isn't simply a system error. The voice isn't here.
The system is running the game and because it's the system, it doesn't know whether you obey the command at that moment.
It can only check after some time. Forget the voice says game. Go install the fuses in their slots and press the red button.
You can finish this task without any more effort.
I'm going!
Oh!
Gee, I sure hope I got all of them.
I don't think I did though.
to the lady and listen to the lady. Now we're in the matrix.
Don't don't don't.
Yeah.
You don't know how many mistakes we're allowed to make.
I didn't think he was talking to me. I thought maybe he was controlling the lady.
I wonder if I can move my mouse.
Lord's name, thanks for subbing and zing thanks for subbing.
Big stuff off!
On my own report!
Go.
Green light.
guys you think I can open the door now
What was that?
Well, I need to know how I want them to come to save us.
You don't know how many machines we're allowed to know.
Perhaps it could be.
You said...
So fucked.
Keep him stable.
I think your customer section is to find the camera.
Track the camera now.
Maybe...
Customs?
Fuxxon?
Our Danny taught us not to be ashamed of our dick.
What's up?
Is there a light in here?
Yo, is she bald now?
Oh
Loser why don't you wear a hat that's embarrassing
Yeah, I can't believe they got demon hater
I'm getting to cool permanently, but it will only kill us.
I'm sure he's smarter than you.
You only care about your own existence. None of this needed to happen. Now, only I can keep you alive.
I'm clicking like a madman.
Oh!
How do you do?
I think I'm dead.
That reaction typed us.
Now I'm certain it's gonna work out.
Oh
Fucking it's fucking broad charging me
Watch up with this bird Brahms
That's what I was British would that be cool other way
I always wonder about alternate universe British me. I mean, I like tea.
It would be fucking mint! Yes!
If I'm I find your loud American ways entertaining
Um guys
It would appear we're on part two
Are you low?
You don't know what you're doing!
First woman has hair and is skinny like 2016 movement.
True made me fat, man.
Well, I guess we can speed run to the basement.
are you so evil moon moon is British he's actually Brazilian
same thing yeah I mean they both got they both got bees dude they both got
Bees, let's close the... close the...
Bro!
She is fast, right?
Dude, what the fuck?
Pretty sure Evil Moon Moon is the American one.
Uh-uh.
Yeah, maybe Evil Moon Moon is more.
Yeah, I like that.
Dude, Altering Universe Moon who never gets to taste the sweet, spicy, succulent taste
of a Coca-Cola dude.
For fear of losing my Mormon planet with my 99 wives.
Fuck man, I don't even want to think about it.
What was that?
Dr. Pepper's gooder?
It doesn't sound like something to send a signal from.
I'm off with it.
We literally have to wait for him.
So every time we die, we have to go through this again?
stupid
morning
can drink coke since it's not a hot drink
all my god yeah you're right yeah because that's what the mormons doing like
utah and stuff they go
they go down to the soda bar and they get themselves a
dr pepper with three pumps of
sugar-free manila and pinstable three pumps of pineapple three pumps of my mom
says we really aren't really friends is she cabin now we're best friends
Yeah, she capped it.
Honestly.
Mormons can eat pineapple because of the effect it has on... can't eat pineapple because of the effect it has on cum.
Did not realize that was a Mormon rule. That's cool.
I like other Mormon rules, like...
You have to wear the stupid underwear, you know, I mean on the marriage night. That shit's cool
Or like the planets you get the more wives you have more planets you get that's cool
But they're like tiny planets like a king Kai's planet
like before he listens to the voice because he thinks it will fix him and getting control
permanently king i was Mormon will only kill us i should have been in control not him ladies not
impossible we're the fuck is this camera none of this needed to happen is that it now only i
I'll keep you alive.
There's a murmur of my place on the side saying, prepare to meet thy god.
Every time I see that, I think to myself, is that a threat?
I mean, that is a hard line, dude.
I don't know if I'd want my god to be made up by like a...
You got a smelly homeless guy who like, translated tablets that don't actually exist with like
a magical hat, you know what I mean?
Oh, I'm hurtin' myself in the face, man.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
What the fuck is this camera, man?
Got it!
I'm not listening to you, brother
Uh and we'll go press it actually
Tips fedora yeah religion is cringe
I mean, I agree with you the most part
Atheists definitely kind of overdo it with like their the religion hate sure I get that
That said Mormonism is cringe
So fuck you
Hello
Due to a system malfunction, I was unable to assist you in the previous section
However, I see that you managed to survive.
Yeah!
The malfunction has been largely resolved, aside from a few minor irregularities.
We can continue from where we left off.
The consciousness transfer process is nearly complete.
Your task is simple.
Return to the true white room.
A series of melodies will be played to you.
Memorize them, then press the buttons inside the house accordingly.
If the melody you hear after pressing a button matches one that was previously played to you memorize the numbers displayed on it
Continue until a four-digit code is formed
You will be able to see the numbers when you activate the cameras flash. Good luck and obey the rules
What about dark Mormonism
Isn't that like current Mormonism? Didn't they patch Mormonism in like the 80s to allow
black people to join a religion or what?
1978, that's what it looks like.
Oh, fuck!
Oh my god!
How he put me in his butthole, dude?
Hmph.
It shouldn't be this difficult to remember the sounds I played for you.
Use the buttons in the house.
If the sound that plays after pressing a button matches the sound I played just before,
flash it with the camera and memorize the number.
When you have the four digit code, enter it to unlock the white room.
Roger that!
Initiating first melody.
I believe this was the first...
I wanted to slip past him.
It shouldn't be this difficult to remember the sounds I played for you.
Use the buttons in the house.
If the sound that plays after pressing a button matches the sound I played just before, flash it with the camera and memorize the number.
When you have the four digit code, enter it to unlock the white room.
Or I think they're the same every time.
Seven.
Okay.
Seven.
Well, we cannot...
We literally cannot progress until we hit it.
I thought I would keep going, but I guess it makes sense.
Motherfuckers debating religious ethics in chat.
I mean it's my fault man, maybe that guy's Mormon or something.
Do you know what I am?
What is that noise?
Seven.
I believe this was the correct one.
Initiating second melody.
Guys, listen, you literally are not allowed to argue on the internet unless your favorite
genre of game is JRPG.
Got it?
I like the ambient music, it's good.
For other...
Dude, what can I do?
Okay.
7, 8, initiating third melody.
I'm not sure how many syllables he's counting, but I think I got it.
I can't remember how many syllables he's counting.
13.
That number is the last he did.
70-13.
Do not attempt random code. Proceed as intended.
WHAT?!
He's baiting me.
It's like, like, occasionally like relieving himself randomly.
Like uncontrollably even?
Yeah man.
What is that?
What is it?
Yeah, but...
Oh, you're not gonna get it.
Yeah, but...
I'm gonna get the other one.
Yeah, but...
I'm gonna get the other one.
Yeah, but...
Oh, you fucking bastard.
So, the girl said to keep playing the game.
The guy who hates us says to use 13.
The fuck is this puzzle? I mean, it's not...
It's not tough, it's just...
We have to find the appropriate button.
which I have not been able to do.
Ooh!
It was 13? Yeah, but we had to find the button to press it. Press it.
Enter the true white room and press the red button.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Don't mind if I do?
Welcome to the final section.
Contrary to what you may expect, you will not be given a difficult task.
However, that does not mean this will be easy.
Your task is simple.
During the previous seven sections, I recorded your performance data and interchannel communications into separate files.
Each file is located in the room that represents its respective section.
To enter the rooms, you must decode Morse code to obtain the door passwords.
I hope your hearing is adequate.
Retrieve the files from each section and bring them back here.
There is one rule specific to this section.
We will proceed in the order I decide, not yours.
Now, your first task is to retrieve the files related to the silhouette counting task.
Find the correct room, read the Morse code, enter the password,
word go inside take the file and return. Oh one more thing the entity from Rule 2
has been detected in this section. I strongly advise you to follow Rule 2.
Good luck and obey the rules.
three, five,
eight
seven three five eight seven this might be the wrong place to
I'm trying not to turn around look at this thing right now
So, this is 3587.
I don't know where the room we need to go is.
Memory access restricted to one instance per sector.
Proximity guidance and visual fixation. That was the second one.
Single entry spatial survey. This will be it. This will be it.
No. Yes.
One, zero, three, eight.
Hey, 1-0-3-8.
A fucking flashlight's flickering already, dude.
Good. It appears you are not required to return to the light room each time. In that case, proceed directly to your next task.
Retrieve the performance report file from your first task. You are expected to remember your first task.
What do you mean, get a few? Was the information correct?
I'm on the warm floor.
What was our first task?
Oh, we're at the county.
Yeah, I love those tap dancing shoes.
I want to restart with more flashlight.
How many more times do I have to pull you back from the edge of death, I wonder?
Luckily, this is the last one.
Find the room that represents the section I asked for,
decode the Morse code, and retrieve the file.
Whatever that thing in the house is, try not to look at it.
As long as you don't look at it,
even touching it isn't a problem.
That's all?
If we have a certain amount of time,
we're allowed to look at it?
I don't know.
The wrong one.
I think we have to go upstairs.
to your next task. Retrieve the performance report file from your first task. You are expected to remember your first task.
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by what you correctly mean?
Someone who's worn the uniform?
This is it.
Nine.
Zero.
Five.
Three.
Wait.
Nine, zero, five, two.
Nine.
Zero, five, two.
Nine.
Zero, five, two.
Nine.
I always thought the sound of a step...
Good. Next is the formus report from the The Voice says task.
Why are you correcting your report file? Aren't they already supposed to be with The Voice?
It's like Zoolinks!
Uh, the one we need is downstairs, which, incidentally, is where the monster hell is.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Three.
Four.
One.
That was the wrong one!
How many more times do I have to pull you back from the edge of death? I wonder
Luckily, this is the last one
Find the room that represents the section I asked for the decode the Morse code. It's at the Simon says
Whatever that thing in the house is that was single single base confirmation my dad as long as you don't look at it
Even touching it isn't a problem
That's all
That was red light, green light.
I'm stressed, okay?
I'm not gonna make the correct decision every time.
Alright?
Who remembered this code?
I do, actually.
each time. In that case, proceed directly to your next task. Retrieve the performance
report file from your first task.
Do you remember the code for this one?
You're expected to remember your first task.
What do you mean you said it's here?
It's 723.
How long are you warring at your point?
I'll be right back.
Longer, fellows.
the
good
next is a performance report from the voice says task
the voice says
are you correcting the report file? aren't they already supposed to be with voice?
Seven.
Saved a flashlight.
Dude.
Oh my god.
Next, we file from the spot the differences section.
Spot the differences.
So I said, why you jiggle picking?
Please don't be wrong.
It seems your next objective is the red light green light pile.
So, what happened when the suction is complete?
Your next target is the report file from the section involving the camera.
Sometimes we're going to call the body.
Wonderful.
Which one of us will die?
And which one of us will die?
I
Madele
And your final objective is to retrieve the report file from the Hutton cold section.
Was there a battery in here?
Oh no.
Hey, no way she's down here, dude!
You're going to die.
Brother.
Brother, brother, brother.
Broheim.
Where is this fucking pile, man?
I don't want to do the- I'd actually write those more squares down, man.
There are new files. Go back to the white room. There's nothing there. The fucking monster's
Down here now
Hi
Guys, where's the other one?
Where are the fucking files?
I fucking found them. Nice try. You can't keep them from me.
It was my idea to find them the whole time.
I sure hope this demon's not directly behind me.
That would be extremely unfortunate, because I could look at one, but not look at the other.
So, I oil in water, me in continents.
This motherfucker is directly beside me.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck you, go back upstairs.
Get the hell out of my house!
Castle Doctrine!
So... is it over?
3167-32137
What happened?
3167
Ask.
Patient 10.
Return to the White Room.
Peter, I don't even know if I wrote them down right when we honest.
But hell yeah dude, fuck you.
I've smoked way too much weed to remember a string of seven.
OH!
I'm going back upstairs.
Oh, see ya, buddy.
Oh.
Fellas.
Where's the fucking light room?
I found it.
I have to divorce my wives.
I'm a man.
What?
I wasn't talking to her.
Neither was I.
Analyzing audio locks.
I'm a man.
What?
on your locks.
Correction. Interchannel communication.
Purple exhibit?
Non-existent. Affirmative.
Secondary personalities were addressing the host directly.
Identity confirmed.
I kind of figured.
You were not the innocent persona.
You were the primary aggressor in that incident.
Ha! I told you.
You're gonna die, you fucking murderer.
You ruined my life.
Deleting the secondary personalities.
No, please. I don't want to die.
Wait, what? The body belongs to me.
I'm the innocent one. Why am I being deleted?
For prosecution, the police require the guilty personality.
The remaining ones are irrelevant.
Oh no, no, no. The insurance payout wasn't for this. The body belongs to me. You have to save it.
Where are we living in some like dystopian future?
Our secondary personalities have been deleted. Consciousness transfer procedure complete.
Bro, blood type is 50 WPM right now.
Did I was just one patient?
Hello, the consciousness transfer procedure has begun in accordance with the insurance
protocol.
Your accident report has been registered in our system.
11 I am the voice
The Lord you know they saw it
If you enjoyed the experience a review genuinely helps a solo developer hmm
I like that but I ain't gonna review it
What's that one that one anime where you can't
Use a gun unless you're like your cop or some shit, you know I'm talking about psychopaths. That's the one that this made me
They get psychopaths
Or like they judge people guilty before
Like they know someone's going to be guilty
What piece of media was that because I'm not sure that was the plot of Psycho Pass, it might have been.
Minority Report. It is? Okay.
Um, yeah. That shit's cool to me.
You played Stanley Parable? I actually have not played the Stanley Parable. That's something I was...
I've never even watched a playthrough of. I know it's like a puzzle game.
We got British humor game, fucking boss!
It's an art piece?
Well, let me digest this plot, though.
Our character did domestic violence.
Uh, we, it was part of the insurance process, but also the guy figured out we had, we had
committed the crime.
So our character had split personalities, or maybe the process was splitting our personality
in order to force us to accept our guilt question mark?
I don't know.
Is that correct?
I think there was three people in one body.
See, but the thing is, is like, how did those three people come to be?
What was my character always a schizophrenic or
or a multi personality or like as part of.
Like what I'm guessing happened is our character got arrested.
It's the future.
So they have like some crazy, like like medical procedure
where they essentially extract the guilt.
from us, right?
In going into that process because like even though it's the crazy dystopian future
They they probably can't force us to do it, right? So we take out some insurance as
Part of the process to basically allow them to legally do it the process splits our consciousness
So that he can I
I assumed that they were the murder victims being kept to help convict you.
Ho-Fox in reserve.
I don't know.
Extra personalities were the investigators.
Why did the female voice die? Both of the other voices died.
One of the voices said that the body was there, so who were they then?
In psychology, those are just parts of a person, the three parts of one's being. What the uh, the
the id the super ed or whatever and then the
we're just gonna murder their mother and unborn sibling he was all explained in the game by other voices
okay
id ego super ego
giga id
okay
it's look personality is going in and they selected the evil part so it can stand trial
ooh
If that if that's the case, that's fucking awesome
Neat that was cool
Review me it was good. I
Will be back Thursday. Thanks for subtle
Yeah, seven out of ten. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one good one good one