I'll lead him to this
Oh, oh, oh
720B.
It'll give it a 10-80 a second.
Oh, my hands are cold!
Let me turn my AC off.
all my fellas
all my fellas streams deadlock as soon as the race
Racist character robs?
I don't even play this guy, man.
This guy? This racist character?
He's buying a bunch of items for me what the fuck
Why do you do that?
Shut up. Shut up. You have a new Jackson comes up. Yeah. My hands are so cold.
Stank ball. Thanks for sub it. Avoid particle and how about Roku and Dolvendir and Lucky
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Sure, thanks for the bits
It is weird being on the other side actually
Your recent got skipped over no it didn't he's not reset fuck you dark are this or something
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Today I felt like playing some deadlock
So I will
I was going to mod my game, I mean I still could, I want to mod.
That makes it so when you upper cut a guy with the bomb it begins making a drone noise like
right before it crashes into somebody dude I think that would be so fucking sick
You think it would be cooler to get the naked Mina mod?
Dude, she's only 16, you know what I'm saying?
there Epstein.
Me as an adult, you're the guy with graves.
Yeah, I was just goofing that guy.
I was just late trolling that guy.
What's the setting for the alternate health bars?
It's a console command.
And I forget what it is.
SV underscore cheats 1 dude.
I'm stuck!
Yeah, I want my hands warm up.
Who'd I vote for?
My queen.
Oh!
Hello, bubz today, thanks, the beef.
It means a lot coming from somebody so, uh, so protein inclined, dude.
Ugh, ping discord you stupid bitch.
Oh yeah.
Woops.
Gap under webcam?
Thank you.
I moved it.
Shrinks. The horn being flesh-colored is kind of disgusting. So you're just a fucking bigot then.
Also it's not even flesh-colored here.
She's a queen from another plane of existence and this is how you're gonna...
It's not even flesh-colored! Hello?
They have to hit the horn?
Oh.
Yeah, you got to own chatter, by the way.
You got Berenstein Bears.
When I first started playing this game, bebop's gun, there wasn't a delay.
It was always where you were at me.
Weird flex.
It's not a weird flex.
I'm not trying to flex.
It's harder now.
How come I'm not using the bebop cock mod?
The only bebop mod I used was...
Peabop.
Yep.
Did I disable Peabop?
Nah, I had mods like several updates ago and then I never...
...updated them.
I'm a fucking laser!
Can we get him to say it?
does he say it? I swear to God he says hyper fucking laser.
low HP line where they're unique low HP lines you have the sweat HP bars I have an easier
Every time with the other ones actually, being honest.
Nea 3 flushed already? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This guy typed Omega laughing afterwards, so I assume he was typing, he was laughing so hard it was like extremely difficult to finish that message, but I'm glad you did, buddy.
Thank you.
HELLO, LADUDE!
If it was Chinese lore instead, I would have finished it.
Okay, I got some problems with Neo.
And the problems aren't the gameplay.
I mean, the gameplay...
I thought Neo was like...
I thought it was Mission Base.
Were the old ones Mission Base?
yeah I didn't like the open work I mean there were some cool parts of the open
world but not really anyway I like Koei Tecmo when they do Chinese history okay
Why don't you stick your guns? Stay in your lane, dude.
Stay in your fucking lane.
Stay in your fucking lane, there, Kojima.
Stay in your fucking lane, man.
Get off of the fucking wall.
Leave it to me!
Why is Flubber a character?
He's not Flubber.
He's from the deep.
Or anchor you?
I think I'm unranked.
Mark on three.
actually not as bad as I thought it was. I swear I checked the other day and I was on
ranks. I haven't played a normal game of deadlock in like a while. Bigger is almost a turnist.
Yeah, I can't stop fucking hearing about that shit either, dude.
Holy shit.
Do you play the lash at all?
Uh, no.
I think lash is a little too perverted for me.
Next to like...
Maybe lash players would be doing shell lag in this man.
In lane? They'll be like on a rooftop?
They'll be hiding on rooftops and shit.
I like last shit.
Greetings fellow Japaner. Do anything Japanese today? I'm listening to Miku dude. That's pretty Japanese
Right?
My crosshair sucks.
Give me your best Miku beam.
Miku Miku Beep!
What's the deadlock drilling trog archetype again?
If you play you're a subhuman troglodyte if you play graves voluntarily
She's got Moira left click
This is the most racist ability and deadlock by the way the show right here. This is so stupid man. This is actually so fucking stupid
um auto aim one as well they like eight seeks auto aim left click giant racist immobilization wall
border checkpoint wall auto aim auto aim minion spawn leadership
pushes waves spawns until it's heavy meleeed someone walks over to heavy
melee you're like you're like nah and then you kill them and they're dead
Some other trod characters. Let me think. Billy players. IMO.
moe and krill? I have an appreciation for moe and krill players, to be honest. The Inferness
run build, yeah, Inferness players, card carry members of Mossad. I think Mina players
There's also kind of an IDF agents for the most part.
What else?
Oh, the big one right here.
We have the IDF super soldier.
Mm-mm.
Dude they nerfed her ult.
So basically it holds a giant AOE, do damage to everyone in the circle, right?
It used to be that you did full damage to everything in the circle, but now they make
it so that it splits damage between all of the targets, dude.
Holy fuck, that's just so funny, man.
Why is there melee so far?
Rikershade fixes it somewhat, regardless, I think if you play Haze, then you're like
at Haze main.
Um, I don't know man.
Maybe you went on Night Raids, that's all I'm saying.
maybe even
Haste players be doing that with-
Oh, oh dude
Oh
Oh my haste players
Daaah
Daaah, do do do do
Daaah, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
Fuck you
Ha ha, fuck you
Incredibly based characters to play. Let's see the name out
What else
I have a respect for all day players, but I'm not very good a holiday. I honestly I'm so bad all day recently learned
You're supposed to you're supposed to light melee after hitting one
I play the game of a street brawl
And I was randomly so I got holiday and I was literally throwing my barrels like this and just like praying
This isn't the clear creeps pretty much because I got I got literally every like on hit left-click item
I got enhanced headhunter. I got the
The legendary mystic shot. You don't talk haunted shot or whatever the dude
I was doing 3,000 damage a headshot. We lost though. That's not the point
Door man
What are you supposed to do
I think doorman is incredibly base. I think doorman players
Are based
Me personally I'm not good at door
I gotta kill this guy real quick
Deal with the hooligan
Here's some of the coolest voice lines in the game very creepy
Dude
Wait
Get over there get over there
Is that shit not fucking cool as hell though?
That's just Portal?
Yeah, but the Valve invented Portal, dude, which makes it an iteration on Portal.
And a multiplayer site, you know what I mean?
Or if you could give people by closing the door on them like that?
Oh shit.
Oh fuck!
I can't put the door down.
Slaps you?
Hehehe.
Uh, his ult's racist.
I put against the door man I got I got door mounted ten times in like five minutes in
a street brawl once I
had to cool down at him plus fucking refresher dude
let's see here deadlock character tier list lash incredibly base
Um, despite being a little rooftop creepy, uh, I think dice players are racist, um,
McGinnis players racist, Mina players racist, Mirage players, masochists, but what's the
one where you like having pain inflicted on yourself?
That one.
Moe and Krill, incredibly base, uh, Paige players.
I feel like they've been sold a lie, uh, paradox, okay, whatever, um, pocket players
are cool. Me. Seven basic. She have incredibly omega base. Silver school. I'm glad she got
nerfed a little bit. I'm wolfing out!
One thing I didn't know is that her left click speeds up a little bit.
I also played several games of silver before realizing her one reloads her entire fucking
ammunition.
I was really...
It gives you three like enhanced bullets or whatever and I was reloading after three
shots like a new I think they fixed her fire a little bit it was like really slow
the first when she first came out right if it felt really fucking bad
I'm not gonna have a real bad day.
Oh.
Borezeal.
Oh.
Um.
Sinclair is lame.
The vendor is cool.
is cool
he loves god that's awesome dude
he only kneels before dog
Also, I did not realize that Venator wasn't his name.
I mean, I know that's not a very common name,
but I guess he's an agent of the church.
And that is his rank.
That's cool.
Does the church hate aliens like Abrams?
Yeah, that's awesome.
The show is parry.
Oh he makes a cross with his guns!
Holy fuck dude.
Dude he's calling them a monster.
He is racist holy shit
This one's for dog
Please say it, please say it, Hage's base, I love her.
If you use split shot on page, I think you're a racist.
Do you understand I think pages cool
Who about rem the most base character did question
Stupid ass minions.
Cued up all those items.
Anyway.
Look at this shit.
Look at the cooldown between...
ones.
Wait.
Ten seconds with transcendent
and rapid recharge.
Why?
Eight seconds of your head.
So really good? I know, it just feels bad, dude.
Alright, Fred's over it, man.
Oh wait, it doesn't fucking matter, idiot.
Stupid bitch, it's still 10 seconds.
Where's the cool end of your ult?
Oh, I didn't know that.
What if I didn't do that and you could just cast it more than once every five years, though?
Wouldn't that be cool?
Instead, I mean you're kind of like you're most useful buying active items and stuff like
And that's not my favorite way to play like I don't mind it, but
Get thick page mod, I mean we gotta get some mods for sure
Let's give her a couple days by main to Billy may like greater than guns. Yeah
we're playing as people who don't press Perry yeah. Billy actually has the fastest light
Maybe they lay in the game when you're blasted, I think.
I don't like Billy's ult.
Oh
Ares old from smite no, it's different you couldn't you couldn't LOS to break Ares old Ares old once you got caught
You had to press a button or you're gonna get a pole
This game has too many words for my dumb ass
Yeah probably
Yeah
BOOM!
You gonna play match? Yeah, sorry I was waiting for my hands to warm up. Oh wait, we gotta finish the tier list.
Okay. Cringe. Okay. Cringe. Cringe. Incredibly omega-based.
Gordon, me, me, base.
We're gonna play some of these to warm up.
I'm gonna random.
you get an invite code from me
No
When are you supposed to melee in the melee combo you gotta fake them out right
sometimes you do right away sometimes you'll wait
This voice lines are so bad dude. I honestly I cannot abide by now this guy typed in proper
grammar as well dude listen up buddy. Let's hear your VA audition right now. Send a voice
note brother.
I will say Billy's not my favorite, but my favorite is Viper.
No one knows what that is by the way.
play calico one time ever yet read my answer baldy no fuck you arcadas and
Maelstrom and Duxer like to look
60-second cooldown by oh
You got Graves easy me
We're gonna take that on her because of the heel
Me
I mean, I know that that would be good, but I'm a new
got your bit and bit
I'm trapped
oh no
they already broke it
Welcome to hell, Venator.
That line was hard? Was it hard?
I can do that again in 15 seconds.
Wait, I can kill him.
I underestimate the headshot damage.
I'm disarming
Well, then I could heal them
I'mma fucking lay down!
Oops!
Ah!
What are you doing?
Excuse me. Well, that's not good. Hey, come punch a bitch.
Alright, did not mean to bury. One, two. They're not doing so well right now, but.
Why would you go with
Now I know what you're saying. I know what you're thinking. I know what you're thinking. It's okay.
It's okay. I don't want to use my re-roll yet.
Uh, it's pretty sash good.
Ah! That's my favorite item in the game.
Okay, we didn't use any re-rolls, so that was pretty bad, but...
What can you do?
You get one reroll per round. Actually I get two because I ran them.
We should have, we should have rerolled the cultists this fight.
The randoms only won, or the rerolls only once. If you ran them you get another reroll for a certain number of rounds.
What you would know if you weren't a fucking new?
Thanks for listening.
Where was my punch?
Hello?
Whoa!
Not a monster.
I'm pretty sure I'm human.
Oh, got him.
Hmm, fuck you, maybe?
Fuck you, bitch!
My roof.
What? What?
Oh.
I didn't know you could go straight down with her too, like that.
I thought I was going to slide forward a little bit.
This is where you use the rear rolls, boys, right here.
Like, this is a good item.
Sure. However, it has to be enhanced every time I re-roll, okay?
Fresh. Also, these are only tier two items, so...
Meh. Yeah, that's pretty good. Two-two-five spirit damage.
Meh. I like cooldown.
And some more HP.
We got to remember to use Peltos, though.
Oops.
Oopsie.
What the fuck are you doing, dude?
Okay.
Miss every shot.
So, is that out of the wall?
Hold this!
You know what the f**k it lying big?
We're gonna bait the bebop here.
People cannot resist the allure.
Oh
Okay, we have several stands on us boys
You got this bitbap?
I believe in you!
Wait, he actually got it.
He actually killed that guy.
The unkillable.
I have a fucking laser!
No infuser beforehand?
We got more green than anything. Oh, does that make me a cuck?
Okay, I'm we're target
I'm invincible
Um, um, mommy
I
For fucking laser oh you push them out of the circle with his old how's he moving like that
pretty good 9 and 2 calico solos and eight brain andy likes for some we don't
update the graves player though because we don't we don't fucks with the graves
that plays the thick book nerd next don't mean to live out your fucking fetish
dude but the great
I made a good joke too I said oh the Graves up
to us all right we'll throw it back I guess we'll throw it back and then
everyone clapped and then everyone clapped
can you invite me to the beta please champ invite you personally to the beta
dude absolutely bro let me just stop everything I'm doing right now bro what
you know what yes yeah yeah I would love to do that
the only way to have fun this character is to build a ability range by the way
Which is what we will be doing.
Gank and critical information like for something.
Build gun.
Build gun!
Shut your bitch-ass up.
Uh, this'll be okay.
Let's go for a perverted re-roll here, boys.
That one's hard to pass up, that's a lot of fire already.
We're gonna take 4-2 for a dissustain.
I don't think I've ever played 7 actually.
Let's do...
Okay it doesn't slide up!
I'm fuckin' dead!
No dude!
They're gonna be my ass!
I'm just gonna get a forward dude.
I thought my three was my stun, it was not fellas.
Hi guys.
I can't move.
I'm not saying you're that bitch
We want we want to wait for a fortuitous star redeeming us so we're gonna hang back a wee bit
Doesn't matter looks I think we're about to win
Hello?
They I yes
This gives ability range but it's only 16% max tax
Oh, oh fuck.
Yeah.
Oh.
Trophy is goaded in Street Roll.
Only if you get the enhanced version, I think.
TBH.
Check this out.
it's out ball. Bro, I got like 10 stamina. Bro, I've done 700 damage with that ball that
got one of that. You're dead. Fucking Braves player.
The dive was not worth.
They didn't realize that I could dash from China to America with one shift.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Optimal re-roll condition right here.
Tier 4 item.
We go again.
Oh, yeah, bud.
Not taking boundless.
We'll see boundless again.
We won't see enhanced trance in the cool now, I guess.
Watch how small I can get. Check this out.
UUGH!
Oh, shit.
Oh, god.
Does that damage?
What do you mean?
I did 1,000 damage there, god.
Yep, we're really playing the game now, we're really playing the game now.
Watch this.
I'm Biggest Fuck.
Have a stun buddy.
You and everyone else in this lane.
I've never played 7.
I played against a lot of 7s though.
Heh heh heh.
I'm so hard at 7s though dude.
We have to do that I've run to check my stats
Hashtag both so less true
To your player damage busta
I did 8.5 and the most in the lobby was 9.4. You're mad
Skip out new ski pounds. How about it become fucking invulnerable?
How about I come become fucking invulnerable and like and spam the cancer balls non-stop? How about that?
Dude, I bet that Yamato bought fucking boundless dude check this shit out
Where's it?
Improved spirit. Wait, she got played armor. Okay, never mind. She's just better than me bros. I'm sorry
support your efforts. I'll take a wrap around. That's a re-roll of it. Meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow. I value this even higher than this, bros. I'm gonna be honest. Also, we do
no damage right now. That's okay.
Not really sure what to get here, so we'll prioritize the three.
I can fly.
Really?
E2?
They're got no bullets, man.
Bite him, now.
Oh, I'm so sorry, buddy see you
Dude I need like four more bullets bro that's all I need.
I thought I was Calico, I just tried to throw her bombs at her dude.
Oops.
Okay, she's going down in there.
Okay, my team is slowly dying right now.
And here comes the fucking best one, let's see if nobody's using it.
Haha, haha, I'm flying
They just have fun with that fight
I gotta clear the creeps so we don't auto lose.
I healed her, by the way. Check that out. Now Marsha's dead.
I'm beating!
OH NOOOOOOO!
mommy this fucking mouth breather dude Jesus Christ try gun as the name dude
Holy fuck. That's my age.
Me flavor, extra 7.
Can I get some? I would like a few bullets, please.
I think I played Nino one time, so I'm having to like read her share right now.
I'm I'm wait for the fucking affliction right now. I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna bury the
Dude I got ditched by my fucking team!
Ahhhh!
Got her bitches again dude!
Alright we won the round whatever.
I had three people back there shooting at me while they killed the tower.
This is good on me, right?
Does every shot apply this?
I think we're going to get to the normal one.
I
What
Hey press some abilities press some abilities press some abilities
bitch
fuck the diamonds over
What the fuck?
Hey!
What the?
She picked up Jogweed!
Oh, she's on the side.
You wanna do this, bitch?
Oh my!
See ya.
top how I shot her in the head afterwards dude let me fucking move man
These got five of them!
What can we dispel?
Not a flexion, Janna.
Meow, meow.
Mama mia!
Meow.
Meow, meow, meow.
I think I'm gonna max my old hero.
Actually, so is pretty good against her as well.
Hee hee.
You messed with the wrong team.
The fucking fire speed reduction is so bad.
Please give up, he'll make me kill you.
What is hitting me?
Um, my whole team is feeding over there by the way. Can't explain that.
Okay, oh my gosh, where's the team?
Yeah, I got a fire speed of zero right now
What am I supposed to do, alright?
Oh, he's killing people. Alright.
This guy has a massively high sensitivity, dude.
Fire, fire, fire, fire, bim, bim.
Here I come. Who do we have to kill?
The pocket. Calico is an extra pervert as well.
See ya!
We re-roll this.
Oh
I just I have no fire right what do I even get rid of
5% fire rate, baby. We'll get a crippling of it. We will have no fire rate, how about
that, dude? How about that? Had Hunter sucks on her? You sucks. Also, fuck you.
Okay, look at my bullet speed right now.
Oh no dude!
I've been bamboozled right now.
He's got fucking juggernaut man.
every time I shoot him I'm shooting
oh god
Oh
Hey mop mop higher speed
come on man
The most telegraph heavy punch of all time should have been parry dude.
I keep forgetting I have the fucking piano but I don't know we did pretty good
we I mean we pretty much brought them back to mid to kill us right did my time
my team time to respawn we might he's jumped down altered nothing in the
died so what can you do what can you actually do you weren't pairing her
legendary fist item but can you not parry her other legendary fist time I
didn't even know that was an item your hate blames team co-peg a well let's
Let's let's wrap the board real quick.
Still to nine, bitch.
Let's wrap the board.
Yeah, I feel like a.
No fire speed.
Me not.
Not the way.
Not the way, fellows.
Not the way.
Holy Nigh this result.
I've also played very little Able.
Yeah, maybe we does it does range increase how far you charge any knowers
It does let's try to get the furthest charge that we can shall we
Waffle bandio, they're subtle
Do you think it's Doraesha?
Let's see.
It is.
That was the normal Doraesha.
Oops
He's ballin shot gone and where the fuck is the enemy?
Okay, dude. Here's our reason you weren't standing right in front of me.
BOOM!
Um, frela?
Hey, bogey!
You got this, Coleego.
Just a...
You sleep, kid.
Run, hurry!
Unfortunate, dude.
I think we had more AOE on our one. You probably would've lived there, though.
You know what I mean?
He's voice chat to rally the team.
How about you rally these?
This guy's name is Fucktown.
That's awesome.
I mean we still get the weapon damage from this?
Does it deal damage yet?
So all we have to do is just charge literally everyone on their team.
Easy peasy.
What the?
What's the letter?
I am the goob!
What the-
What's the letter?
I AM THE GOOB!
Oh, Drifter's up.
How did that fucking hit me?!
AHHHHHH!
She's- she's fucking wolfing out, dude.
It goes through WALLS! What the fuck?!
But how is a- I don't know if we're winning this, boys.
We might. We might.
He would also go through walls, drones.
Mew meew meew meew.
Hmm.
Uh.
Bling.
Oh, man.
Oh man.
Maybe we should have taken a cool down fellas.
What if we get Echo Shard Charge?
me
Everything's fine, dude teleport to me bitch you won't because you're a pussy
guys I did the charge some I did the echo charge charge in another key hit a wall
Oh
He's going in
I'm sleeping
help
oh
ay-ay-ay
come on man, come on man, come on man, come on
come on man, come on man
He- her fucking kick cancels my charges momentum. There's no fucking way.
Hi, hi, hi!
Oh
She counters felt the charge
I'm down wait did she
Later with a double chart fellow
GG's close.
Hey man, sometimes...
I mean, if that's not Power Creep, you know what I'm saying?
Three new heroes, I want you.
Man, man, man, man, man.
Man! Poor Abrams, dude.
Poor Abrams.
Abram Abram still plenty strong um yeah according to my favorite deadlock content creator Abrams
actually markets around the A tier of the S tier rank squad he's got a 8.7 meta critic
score in approximately with the escalating exposure tied to his line with a bit of extra
range is actually one of the most mobile and versatile heroes in Deadline.
Um actually if you uh if you build weapon dammit Abrams he's actually one of the most
busted characters in the game
Actually, I asked her character though
I've literally played zero me again this game
Was a little
Wait, she only has two stamina?
Really?
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
You gonna say it with every character?
Um, yeah.
Every character that I have not played very often, yes.
Words like appropriate to say it.
Are you ever gonna brush your teeth you fucking out like you fucking awful
dwelling piece of shit? I can smell you from here man!
Okay man man man man man man man man man man man man man...
What are we?
Let's be perverted with a wall!
Oh, I'mma end the awning him.
Ay, ay, ay, ay.
Stop sucking me.
This is the best I am in this mode, by the way, and he's rescuing me.
Oops.
Oh, he didn't make it.
I've literally never used this old reformula.
So that's what it's like.
I can already feel my brain cells leaving my body playing this character.
Oops, I came to the wrong side of the jump.
Ain't no way you just got buried.
Oops.
You gotta go.
The Graves is not on my teamfills.
Almost buddy.
a little bit
Oh, megalole, oh megalole, objectives!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Are they shooting guns?
Kind of.
Nice.
We did not get a good wall. Let's focus on trying to get a good wall.
Eric, C.J., I don't need my 2 to heal my teammates. This thing is fucking OP. This is OP, guys.
I do not I do not care because I will do this
Yes.
Ow!
There's a minimum range!
A bearder.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no, buddy.
Didn't you can barely see that fucking...
I
Not me to get in with that
What the
This guy is typing you go by.
We have inhibitor so we fucked this guy really hard actually.
Just make sure it's active.
shit. Um, where are the zombies? Where the fuck did he go?
Oh!
Remind them the melee exists
I CAN'T SHOOT!
This character, man, holy moly.
apparently you can't like instantly throw up the wall there's gonna be a little space
seven redix or so I kind of like slowing bolter would be awesome
I think this guy keeps typing you go by by the way.
What's up with that?
Who's going by?
And why?
Me?
No!
Up!
Me? No! Up!
Whup!
Well, let's do this.
Wish I had some more stamina.
Ain't no way you almost got that guy.
get up
I'm
a
mommmy
a
my team
holy fuck
wait they're already
he's okay
that guy pull out his fuck you i do
two thousand damage gun
Well, at least he used it on me, fellas. You know what I mean? That's cool. And now
he's half HP now. It was all according to plan, dude. And now we can heal our Mina.
Dude, check it out. See you. The bastard. Inhibitor. Slowed. As well. You ain't getting
Now you're alive buddy.
Saved him from the wall by the way.
He fucking voiceline me dude, I'm the go.
I
Can go
Oh
Where's me
oops
wait I don't think I've buried her a lot of time by the way
I like someone else too because I tried to hit space to cancel my ship just now
and it did not work because you have to hit forward and I hit space
Someone else owner like giga hard
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me
Well, I trapped him, but they're too busy to have me each other never mind
Everything worked out in the end, buddy.
I think I'll just shoot the tower, fuck you.
I think I'll literally just shoot the tower due to 1 million damage.
I think I'll stun you.
I think I'll heal myself.
I think I'm gonna rescue beam.
10 round each is up.
Mackles is up.
Meow meow meow.
He up the real thing. We're gonna do one more of this and then I'll go get some coffee
and then we'll play the real one.
Most healing. Most objective damage. Most player damage.
I
Yeah, not MVP by the way, dude. I mean that that bebop was hitting the hook arenas, dude
So I'm quite a lot as it be quite a lot or so
This show looks boring as fuck, okay, can you hear that?
The person who asked?
I can't.
Um
Hmm, that's weird.
Are you hearing voices mayhaps sir?
Did you forget to take your uh your metasong today?
Maybe
Huh.
First thing panic.
I'ma cop by the way guys.
Is that cool?
Like cops
He took a deep
Dude, my crosshair is not good, man.
The fuck just...
Oh, we're in.
My bolts are also hella slow.
I don't really play much of this fella, so...
Where are my bullets?
Help!
They're so like unseeable.
For me.
Because I'm blind.
You scared bitch?
Alright, go shoot your fucking tower then.
I'll shoot your fucking tower, Uncle fucker.
That was a South Park reference by the way.
Anyone remember South Park?
The show?
Okay!
Hit a bullet, hit a bullet, put a girl on it.
This guy's a perverts and clariflare by the way.
This guy only plays to clariflare by the way.
Good luck
That will me going back help my team at all they
May it shall not
Because they will be dead by the time I return and I do not have my ultimate ability either
She just walked up and did it!
Hmm, what else can we get?
Ah, this is a good item.
I need like...
Hmmmmmm... I like this one!
I've seen the 57 mod for Warden. Yeah.
Oh yeah buddy.
Oh yeah bud.
Ah yai yai!
I cannot shoot a single soul I'm trying waiting to use my coldest by the way just a little
but
Oh
Oh, that was Venator!
I was like, what the fuck?
Is there a Vendicta?
Hell no.
It's better Vendicta's shot.
UR team was whacking off in the back.
I mean I also stood there and took like four hits from the Graves ult so it's not my team's
fault.
I'm an idiot.
My Colt is actually making my ability longer as well.
No, I won't back down.
Okay.
Okay
What! We killed each other with melee! Who's first?
He knows we killed each other with melee too.
I
Want to roleplay as a cop
All that
Oh my god, they're still behind!
faster bullets. Body cam on again. We have increased 40% ability range.
Hmm.
Inhibitor?
Yeah, they do have a silver.
Teru!
Still no Fire Ape or whatever.
Who even wants to shoot fast?
Not me!
I
Will step on the wall
Come on buddy. Yeah get in here, get in here!
Please don't have ult. HE HAS ULT!
I am my buddy.
nah I'd win this guy's having a good time the
The Venator's having a good time, fellas.
I mean, the Venator's sole purpose has been to get Sinclair altered so that we get Railgun,
but...
And now his sole purpose is to get eaten.
Three, two, one!
Burner, burner, burner, burner, burner.
Brrrr.
Shoot the creeps.
Yep.
Bonnie came off
That's my deputy right there, I'm fucking dead of shit
Oh
Well, I'm not a card you thank you for your aid
nothing will save you from us like you're trapped buddy oh I wore the
I'm
I don't think we're not doing much spare damage right we could though we could
This right here
What's the cooldown on this 14?
Yeah.
Enhanced Warp A Stone.
This is perverted so we're going to rev up.
And some Juggernaut, sure.
Let us become Unkiller.
How much spirit do we have?
Not much.
The minus fire rate with our Juggernaut dude, very nice, very nice.
Chip
Where you going buddy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I
Walked on the bookie. Oh, thank you so much
Oh, no, buddy.
This guy's saving it for me, I mean, he's got, he's got Maxwell right now, but.
Pussy!
Dominate misses!
Mrs. The meanwhile there Sinclair fucking Chris Dorner fucking LA cops in this site
This is my editor
I'm coming for that fucking shit man
You're the prodding spirit where...
Guess who's there! It's me!
What the face? She does. What am I doing? I gotta help my team.
Ha ha ha ha!
XD
Oh
It's not gonna work buddy, I'm sorry
Fuckin' cheat death on him, he's got a- this guy's throwin' my- he throws my charm!
That's a glare dude, it's not good right now.
Sonser's good against Jiv and...
Uh, what's her base?
I don't like this one it doesn't give me two stamina though which is pretty nice we're
we're shooting our gun right now oh
5000 HP, boys.
Oh my god, the double fucking Ramo!
Yeah!
It's over!
Boom. Hit him in the bus, they dude. CCLockGG, playing with Graves on your team probably
the fucking Echo Shard has lightning scrolls
GEE GEE
BYE IT'S STOPPABLE YOU FUCKING PUSSY
DUDE
GEE SHUT UP BITCH
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Duh
I'm not even here, the rim was great though, the rim was great
Most damage
Most kills, tied
English only please, sorry
Your guard listening
There's our guard listening. I want to get some coffee, dude. Yes
Most boring shit I've ever seen you play another month of slop, thanks
All right. Yeah, I would you had me in the first half
I was about to say some really mean shit, but I know you just fucking want me chatter
So you know what daff's you up?
Like your name you're you give a Japanese shot name, but I know you're a guy Jen the way the
The illiterate in bread way that you just typed that message immediately is raising flags in my head full on
Romanized Japanese name though for twitch
But I saw through the ruse I
Got to turn my fucking a suit back on get heated dude. Give me a second
Play something play me out. Let me off Johnny
I'm not sure if I can do this.
I'm sure I can do it.
Do you know what Suck the Hedge means?
Cuz I came down here with Keith once and he didn't know
Remember, I love you!
I love you so cock bro!
Oh, that's all of a Rambo, oh you got one shot.
Alright, that's all of a Rambo.
What the fuck is your prop?
No way! What the fuck!
Yes, this is what you were made to do.
Stupid woman, cook me dinner!
Now then, I'll just take these ingredients and whip you up something to-
I'll be right back with like, while my team gets fuckin' fucked in the ass, okay?
I don't just play one game on my stream and I haven't for a very long time before I played
this for a while.
I'm going to return to Baray streaming and even if I get a fraction of the viewers that
I have now
I
Will be way happier because I won't have to read stupid ass comments from people like you
Because I guarantee you're not coming back
Please join now why am I over here excuse me
You need the IV? What the fuck does that mean? Explain? Top lefts? Oh my god dammit!
No!
You bitch!
Hang on, I gotta make a new one.
18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch.
Big head jobs of sweating.
Sunkin' testicles like this.
Saying stupid shit like Twitch chat.
chat backseat gaming the streamer being a little bitch or thinking that his
opinion ever matters just like that with your last diagnosis this condition has a
very very high mortality rate I'm afraid there's no cure but there is an
experimental treatment which we can try that involves me bouncing up and down on
on your dad's pinga.
Ha ha ha!
Got him again, you little bitch.
Ha ha ha!
Now, you make it too easy.
Clipboard b****!
Oh, ladies, go f' yourself, Baldi,
and please, come to Brazil.
Ha ha ha!
My surgical surrogate will take it from here.
Ha ha ha!
I have an idea. Watch this.
I've never seen anything about Undertale.
Well, you should play Undertale one time, man.
Undertale is really a good game.
Holy shit.
If you actually don't know anything about Undertale, you should stream Undertale, man.
I promise you.
Yeah.
I remember something like...
Close to the end, I came to Undertale.
I think I played it for like an hour, but then Vigor also had me play like as some
cow-big tits.
That was Undertale.
Not Undertale.
Yeah, I play something called Utter Tail.
Oh fuck.
Utter Tail.
Okay, you know Goat Mom.
Yeah, I know who Goat Mom is.
There's a hentai game called Utter Tail.
Alright.
Okay, alright.
We got there.
Uh, yeah.
What up, bitch?
It's me.
I'm gonna kill you.
Then I'm gonna kill your family.
Check this shit out, bitch.
I go hamming like a pig.
Yeah, except I added a wine.
Check this shit out.
Your mom looks like a guy.
And that's cool, because it's 2019.
And I accept all kinds.
Yeah, bitch.
And I got a fat rhyme about your mom.
That was super hot.
Just kidding.
Just 20 years ago.
She's a thought up and she's fat too and I don't like her get her out of my face
Looks like a biker not that there's anything
What a line dude
Who you play in the mode
I already know I'm gonna land against Amina boys, watch this.
Behold.
Banner?
I'm afraid I could do that.
Canceled to Q.
Let's see here.
Fuck you
Whoo
This game require aiming? No, just play Graves dude.
And then when you don't get Graves, just ult up where we're going.
simple as punches you in the ass games they play warden and dynamo has a lot
characters that uh can get away with not aiming on this is one of them I am
slime you just gotta write something for sevens as fuck you Mon show I don't
know this I mostly thinks for sevens are you feeling big dog I'm feeling good
Man, I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling good.
Why doesn't Viscous have big milker?
It's not a human.
How stanky is that robe right now?
Sorry, it's Spanish for torta.
Oh, shrapams and rectangle and could have havoc and local extra something.
I thought torta was Spanish for torta.
Oh
Is he trying to swap
many many glhf dude
glhf brother
I do they spend a while so I'm kind of like go for souls this feels weird it
doesn't feel natural
No, we didn't get up
Oops well too high there buddy
I even know what I buy dude, I'm gonna be honest.
Whoa!
Oh.
Ew.
Mm-mm-mm.
You getting hurt, bruh?
Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um.
Time to get perverted.
Goobo!
Hmm.
fucking big darman
oh he's got the fucking pervert creeps on it oh i'm dying
This guy's a fuckin' key guy, that's for sure, dude.
Hmm
Oh
Sure
Guys they finish got him
I missed, I didn't, yeah I did.
Stretch the old arm out here.
You know why you want to shoot the rim but she's so fucking tight for he
I'll fucking miss. We should hit the wall. Not much happening here. Gotta shoot the trooper
creep or the helper creep. Of which are there are multiple? Dude, this shit sucks.
Bounce!
Ha ha ha ha ha! Take that, no one.
Fuckin' dude the...
I I've never played default game mode since rim came out
And dealing with these buff creeps is kind of fucking you might be going down on my tier list. Yeah, that's all I'm gonna say
As a piece of shit
Get out of there you coward.
Fight like a man.
We got two K-Souls.
I don't know, do we go gunner or we go punch, dude?
That's the question.
Samson's over here.
Oh, Samson's over here!
Brother in the way
Got him
Fucking creep trans stealer motherfucking sitters machine
Let's wait for a 3.2 item, I don't know what though, I don't know what.
El Spirit Snacho, mayhaps?
No!
Fuck, I'm sorry dude!
I'm so fucking sorry!
I failed you all right but now let's not let them down again shall we I couldn't
get between the machine or the statue
Nice try buddy.
Oh
Met guys
Oh my god
I'm gonna get bunched!
I
Did this land one of those please I'm so fucking that actually oh no
He has a pervert.
I'm coming brother.
I gotta take my robot.
I'm gonna get rid of that.
I just wanna nail it.
That's exciting.
That's exciting!
You lost our tower, but it's okay because we killed them and now I have more money
than them which is awesome.
Yippee!
Oops.
Yippee!
Oops.
Hmm...
Box time!
Watch this.
Yippee!
Gonku.
Now we take their tower, dude, it's only fair.
Get out of here pussy!
I need to buy. What do we buy? I got no HP. More HP would be fucking paulgers, dude.
Magic carpet?
Hmm. I'm gonna buy a 42. Because I'm a pussy.
Okay.
I hear footsteps, I believe.
I did not.
Guys, this is stopping my fortitude from activating
Not good
Not good we gotta get a oh the shop still here
Yolink and then yolink
hold me bitch I fucking marry you
oh
I hope it was worth it bitch
No way.
Oh, she's flying, bruh.
Urm.
No, someone got it, dude.
Walker is under attack.
No, someone got it, dude.
Hmm, well, what do we do?
I'm just kind of wandering around. Am I being effective right now, dude? Or am I a fucking stupid piece of shit?
I don't think I'm being very effective.
I think I'm gonna lose it I mean oh my god Jesus Christ fuck to that guy come
rub
right hey what up i said hey what's up hello
man man man man man man man
hmm
Oh
No
Kobe Bryant
Shaquille O'Neal
Maybe I have to go mid, because our team is in a feed.
Or win!
So...
Dude, come on man, come here.
Give me a freaking break dude.
Now come back.
I'm not done with you.
We can do it team.
Oh no.
Punch.
Oh!
I used my human like I have no fucking reason.
I could have used it on myself!
Retarging Rush? Oh my god, I forgot that was an item.
Oh, how do I queue up?
How the fuck is this? How do I queue up an item?
Quick buy.
Alright, don't click go.
Yeah, this is, this is sweet. What the hell?
Meow, meow, meow.
No, I don't think so
And where should go oh
If she's human dude me I'm missing wall jumps and wastes and stamina. We are not the same
Yeah, I gotta watch my boy I gotta watch my boy
Now let's go up 7. He's about to get jump-o'd. Watch out 7. Never mind.
Well, see ya.
What the-?
Is this an interaction?
The boys.
It's truly them.
They came.
Pepe strong hands with a gun in the mouth.
I'm trying to kill the fucking Kree back here.
Oh!
Hmm.
Well...
Guys, it's not looking too hot for us!
Um, yes sir.
Gotta go.
I can't believe they didn't check there.
I feel like everyone checks there.
I'll do
Me
Oh
I gotta save her!
Weeeeee!
Oh shit man.
I think we're gonna get this first.
Yeah, he's getting rid of the stun lock, dude.
Oh my- oh my god!
Oh, one of the walker!
Double Wagon of Loose Moose Exhibit.
Green punch item. It's too late
Seven go on that haze I dare you I dare you oh, I'm like I'm talking
My loser I haven't been talking this whole time
I'm watching my boy.
Oh, I gotta rebuy my boys' game.
Holy moly!
What the!
This guy slowly walked up and did it.
Sampai no
How come they have two walkers and we live one
What's going on do the ship is ten kills and eight deaths this guy this guy's fighting a war that we cannot even comprehend
He truly we truly cannot man
We're gonna help our boy.
Bada Baaaaa
I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I'm not sure what to do with this game.
War. War never changes.
There's someone outside, isn't there?
Hmm, but what if we took this? Irresponsibly, you know.
Hey, box time.
Fortitude
It's sounding like violence up there, but I don't see anything about mini-map
It's sounding very violent up there actually
I'm thinking it's cool down a rapid recharge.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Meow, meow, meow, behold.
It's pervert punch in time boys.
Not some people having sexual fantasies with the characters in the game.
I see the enemy.
I told you there are people who have way weirder sexual fantasies.
he's
the fucking this ain't kid man, blood gun katon, his bullets around the fucking quarter, right?
I
16 a hundred
Oh, I was like what the fuck I didn't buy that
Hmm
green punch yeah we could do that I think I feel like at this point we got
like disarm or some shit right but what the fuck you what the fucking fuck do I
fucking know dude I'm just a loser
Oh yeah, for every level to roll away Abrams know a Brahms
that was not it that was not it
I check out my uh my death's in the system
Sheep Senpai no I forgot they had a Victor actually. Oh my god
Now is this my fault yeah, oh yeah
Big big league
Big style
Can't really do much there except maybe not run in and die, but you know what what the flip can you do?
They're reaching critical mass it's almost GG dude it's never GG until the fat lady sings
things. Okay. Everything's fine, dude.
I
Everything's fine
I'm going to get the graves this fucks.
What the- I mean I ain't complaining, dude.
We may have bitten off more than we could chew.
Okay.
Fair.
fair fair we had to go I feel like we have to go for that punch right I mean
actually he got disarmed so we probably don't go for that punch because he's not
doing anything else with his brain other than being like alright this guy's gonna
punch me probably he's probably gonna hit me with a punch right now dude
I'll give her bought the cute item I didn't I don't know I thought I auto
bought it right or it should that's what I thought would happen so I'm a max
it was a little bit
you need to take the Autobahn
okay guys I'm learning why does my game feel so quiet so desolate
in the poor certain this is why you would let never stream that lock I'm
like I'm deliberately not killing freaks right now so whereas this guy's
I can even see the radius!
I mean, we're doing it, right?
I ain't afraid of the 50k victory dude. I'm just not bro. I'm just not
Ben
I don't know the fucking neighbors actually no he did the right thing. He did the right thing. He did the right thing
He did the right thing
This guy blinked into the railing and went zero meters
There ain't no way to run for my gun
This guy got his stun, dude
Me on me on me on me on me on me on say on page
She's not real, and she never will do it.
Control yourself.
It's probably like a...
What's where is this?
I don't know.
Me no no.
Is that a recharging rush item finally?
Or, or, the one that gives a, the ballistic enchantment one.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah bud.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah, bud
How much is that 3.2
Hmm, I want to stay near the seven seven seems pretty competent and my average is alting
What mighty church I thought someone was about to get bit
I just saved that guy's life to a shithole.
This is a actually like I'm a big mid boss fan but this is actually a kill their base
angle but the sevens going so it's good.
It is going to take forever but I think we got time.
I gotta use every other gear.
Oops.
The world's slowest mid boss, dude.
I wish the seven will go get the gun buff.
Maybe I will get the gun buff.
Boom!
And then...
Ballistic...
Boom.
Oh man, can we help those Abrams?
I'm good.
I don't think that's it.
You see me smacking them around here by the way
We have four to go no, no what
I
My fucking HP go
Let's hang back so we can
Guys
The fucking perverted ass wall is so fucked up!
Oh
We did
Punch man.
Bop bop bop bop!
Dude, network don't matter bro!
Dude, some guy, some data in chat was, oh he's out of the show.
He's showin'.
I was like, Victor's coming online, it's almost GG.
Me from the top ropes with the Superman punch.
When's the patch that makes this game fun?
Ignored into a shot by the way.
You had victor's number dude. It's just so annoying to get punched like four fucking times on a road
It slows as well by 30% we had crushing fists done as well after three punches
So he was getting stunned on top
Well, and like my page knew how to play the game as well
So like, you know, she's throwing out knockdown the fucking route like it's just impossible to walk forward for that guy because he bought a
He's probably following like like
Giga underscore DL's one
52 win percent rate the spirit Victor builders of ship. You know, I mean like jump
Jump dude
It was his first game
I don't think so buddy
But yeah, I mean in that game in particular I was deliberately not trying to farm
And I'm glad I did that because my seven stayed in the right lane and he got he just kept killing creeps and people
Let's see that you're so
Pushed out. Oh, yeah
Oh
You're hurting me so bad
Not
Yeah, my grave's in a bottle right now boys. She is not about that's why
She ain't she ain't about that freaking life
What's the Victor
Oh
It's gonna shoot my head sharp it
Dick.
It's probably a bi-angle.
What?
That was supposed to be behind him!
I got the mark damage.
Meow, meow, meow.
I see victory.
Get away from me.
I
Why?
Hmm.
Okay, nice wall jump, dude.
That was sick.
Truly styling on fools right now.
Ain't no way he fucking backs up there.
Why, man?
Nice fucking Barry, you idiot.
Unfortunately for you, I'm too stupid to realize that was a good opportunity to punch you.
Little B.
Okay, I wanted to buy, but now we have to protect this thing with our lives.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm going to buy grapes.
I'm gonna roll into the wall!
Uh, God, what was the name of the one that gives you the Chargers back?
Recharging Rush.
What the fuck?
I'm an idiot.
Okay.
What's the cooldown on this?
20 seconds. Not bad, not bad.
I can't deny me if I'm punchin'
I thought someone was coming up behind us.
Shoot to you with my gun, man.
Another Victor game I think we go punch build for the disruption.
This guy has, uh...
decided that he wishes to die, and so he will.
Oh, Megalo.
What?
This plant laning against the graves is a
Feels races this character feels races
I mean, I guess we're gonna go to buy
I'm going to shock.
Uh, excuse me.
Um...
Hmm...
Meow meow meow meow. Let's get life strike first.
Maybe we can extra recharge there. I mean we have Ballistic Rush so that's nice.
Take that take literally none of that
Almost wait, what look my good buffs. We'll just have
up that freak it
Oh no, that's so close.
Can I take this church?
Oh,
yeah.
Yeah.
Oh
That's a tilt turned in that is a tilt turned in. Oh
My god
It's not good for him right now is he's apologizing at voice-diver now
Oh, yeah
So man, we're going
Yeah, I'm the punch dude
Let's take their share
Where's the centers?
I just took the centers, it's so lazy.
Clean your plate!
You fucking piece of shit
We're losing
Bro, they they do not know what's coming if they come over here brothers
Let's just say that I'm about to get with it dude old style
I
Know
The victory
Meow meow meow meow wait
Now it's coming to them they drop their own me
Did did may not
Korean Gamer 9-4 dude.
Launch.
Pounce.
What?
This guy shouldn't be alive by the way, there's four here, there's four here.
whoops that was supposed to be inside
The
Mark he was shooting me the whole time. I even realized
Um
I want some stamina, please
bro this tower is still alive we gotta go up our graves
B-bop is on fire.
the bar boy.
The boy.
Uh oh.
Yield blue.
Oops, did not mean to do that.
Oh my god, please use the thing.
everything? Omega lol? Omega lol?
hmm what do we need next?
Omega lol, what's going on over here?
Hey man, what's up?
I got an assist, I'm helping.
Boom!
Oops.
What the fuck?
The spirit bone is waiting to be played.
Pop it. Pop it, minion.
Pop!
We gotta get filthy nasty with it, I feel like.
Celeste Roboto? I mean me, I'm doing Celeste.
Personally? Policially?
Dude, like, what's going on over there, boys?
My Hazes won't be winning the Drifter.
Pay attention to the health bars.
Big wave big man
oh fucking rich no I was so fast they use my boost just now
Yeah, no.
Okay.
What item do we get?
What item do we get? What item do we get? What item do we get? What item do we get? What item do we get? What item do we get? What item do we get? What item do we get? What item do we get?
Hmm, I think we got what the L classic out here. We get two of us.
Yup.
He has echo shone already.
i'm taking a lot of damage
i can't help but notice no one else on my team but that ram shot up
hmm and then they deliver the earth
do not fucking care
I mean, I got the most souls on my team, which usually is not a good sound, boys.
I'm gonna keep it a buck.
TM.
Permit me the ability for just a moment to keep it 100 with you.
me be clear we fucking lost it's over
Sam we haven't lost a walker yet and they're not that far ahead so we basically
have to minimize casualties dude we're like a medic right now
I
Yank robs you
What's happening?
This is not a flag we take, okay.
I also thought the bebop was gonna charge him down.
HE'S STILL SHOOTING!!!
Oh no. Oh no. Not to the page!
That could have gone bad.
Oh yeah.
What?
Our green water is under attack.
He turned it?
Did?
I don't know who threw the support aims.
I think it was the rim.
But yeah.
Meanwhile, our green lane fucked.
Hard fucked.
Penis fucked.
Our green water has been destroyed.
Oh, Megalol.
Maybe force mid boss lads they do have no victor all you have drift roll then it
dead probably for the whole time we definitely made a boss out of those
That's fair, that's fair, that's fair.
It's too early!
Hey, hey, hey, we should not have made it. What was healing him? He's looking like a big burst seal there
Healing Nova
Who healing over
age what who the fuck is healing over my stupid
oh so god you know and we can take credit for that because we verbalize it
And trapped you know what I mean so what can I say?
What can I say dude easy mid boss boys easy fucking mid boss, dude
Hollow point, how about you gargle you we're gonna crush it this is
No
Gargle Anma.
Gargle Anma what?
Got green mid.
We're gonna push this one up and then head over there.
Weep!
Oh
Yeah
That's fine
No
No, I don't give it
Yikes!
Leave us alone.
What the f-
The other punch!
I don't know what the fuck happened.
My team just basically stood mid and ate bombs for like 60 seconds and then fucking died.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bird thinks he's up to this meow, locks up here, likes to something, gravity?
of it. Blaming team? Yeah, yeah, yeah. For that one, yeah. Yeah, we'll blame T for that one.
Mm-hmm. Counter spell, good idea. That bebop bomb is probably doing perverted
levels of damage right now. Oh, shit.
Wait, he doesn't have Echo Shard.
Yeah, we gotta get either a spellbreaker or...
I think it's probably a spellbreaker.
Uh, excuse me.
We may have gotten a maybe gotten our giga punch item too early, dude
Where are my souls in the boxes?
Is my game too quiet, by the way?
No.
Affirmative.
Mmmmmm.
Oops.
Oh, what?
I
Tune her bros I saved her I saved her I saved her
You be careful here
I am trapped. I am also dead as fuck to the mirage
The fucking you can't ever account for this fucking traps. They're just there dude
Come on, I
You know what would have made this haze hella useful if she had stayed in this lane and
just killed the fucking Guardian dude.
But they don't think like that, they're too afraid, but they still want to get creeps,
but they're too scared.
This guy's in a fucking conference call in Nennyahu right now, can't make the correct
cognitive decision right now, dude.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, I want, I want this.
Hey, what do you think? Which male or spirit thingy?
I
Farm boxes
Well, we should do
Oh no.
Oh, fella.
I'm next.
Come on, Mike.
Dude, this fucking hate is...
At least I come.
Oh god.
The bad man comes for me.
Ay-ay-ay, man!
Oh! A ramble!
I don't think so, fellas. I don't think it's happening, right?
I don't think it's happening, right?
I don't think it's happening, boys.
Me doth not believe so.
Oh my god he's killing our guy in base dude and he's going to get rejuved.
The ship...
I don't know where this guy was!
Oh you gotta hit those.
You've missed two in a row.
Why are you still fighting him? You can't win!
In base 1v1 dude.
Hiya-ya-ya
What are we here? We gotta get something.
I'm not like the rest of my team. I'm not gonna pull up. Wait, where's my base?
Yo, where's the entrance to my base, dude?
Look at all those juicy creeps.
I don't know how our creeps is 1 and 8, because they seemed competent in lane.
Maybe they got pervert drifted on.
We even, we won lane against the best person on their team as well, so.
Oh yeah.
GGWP.
Me personally, I think anyone who types GG after they win should probably, um...
I knew he could do it.
Say it.
Keep player though.
Alright, why is this Graves even here, dude?
That's him?
I mean, you guys saw that ship, so.
Meanwhile, this is literally all the Drifter Devourer.
One.
One. Meanwhile, my show's like knife? Noi?
Burr me.
Yuuuup.
M1 hater. Yup, he's poop low. I don't hate M1 players, okay? I just think that if you
Have you main gun?
Um, you did your mandatory military service in Israel.
That's all.
Probably.
I don't know.
Gestar thinks we're subbing and Skeddy thinks we're subbing.
I will be right back.
One sec.
One moment.
Wait, is there a guard here?
Work work.
Okay, play some tunes.
Okay!
We're on with that either, I'm cool with it.
mine
Just stand and...
...Scare...
...And let's make my family...
...Apply their hands...
...And let's change...
...Slowly...
...And let's make my family...
you
I
Well action is definitely a
If I do this wrong you guys are gonna let me live it down
man man man man man man man what
yeah
yeah we could play with you
oh wait where you were oh yeah
fuck silver I'm losing time to
shot I'm hoping I do a little better
as Billy I know him better
we're gonna lose again because of
the fucking Billy
I believe in you
We ain't doing combos we're just trying to live
What?
Poor cave.
Wait, where's the...
You weren't close enough.
Well...
Ow.
Okay, I don't care.
This shit does like two damage right now.
I just thought this was a really good piece of shit.
Oh
Oh God, I'm just glad they're talking
What
Go back a look
Now you're
I need to get a fricking melee on something I got a melee list didn't do any of the coward.
Hmm what oh no Billy kill him
Uh, I'm gonna let you get this, uh, getting the creep solo.
Ah!
Haha! There's one.
Hmm.
Wait.
Meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Oh
Dude stop howie
ouchy mama
hit some boxes
they're pretty low
oh god
oh fuck
It wasn't me though
We're off
I knew he would TP on that because it's a stupid piece of shit, so.
What can you do, mate?
What can you do?
Do people still get mystic shot on this character?
I'm just gonna do it.
Probably not.
No.
Fuck.
My momentum.
Fuck. My momentum.
Hmm, can't really ult the pocket.
forge.
Mm-hmm. Oh gosh
I miss
Get up. Oh, no
Oh Billy's a
Giggle, I mean that's the only time he died, but you know what can you do what can you do what can you do what can you do?
What can you do? What do we get?
Let's just get this
Maybe you know they're kind of low
Oh
Why don't I
In a way, in a way, watch out there, right?
Where's the greats?
Err, gotta go?
What's up, man?
I'm gonna go.
Let's see that man.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
the
portion we have green bus this isn't like fuck us too hard but
Oh god, the billy's almost dead.
And the ship also.
Okay, it's on him.
Wait.
Hmm, I think we'll leave.
Ay-ya-ya-ee.
Let's get in Chanchor's room.
Our yellow guardian has been destroyed.
Let's get in Chandler's room.
Um, it's, it's not so bad.
It's not, it's not super bad.
Alright.
Oh, that was pretty bad.
Erm.
Just here it should take forever.
Is that even worth it?
Meow meow meow.
Oh.
We're gonna let the Billy...
The Billy was like, I'm drunk now!
Oh, shit, okay.
Hey, I'm fucking wasted now dude. We're good dude. We're good
Dude, do you not read something?
looking for an old opportunity but
I'm probably do something over here
before I even land the final blow
shhh
Take that bitch take that
Where's this build?
You'll see.
Oh, you'll see.
They're walking them down right now, dude.
They're walking them down right now dude
I'm coming
Oh
What
of
fucking pervert
We play the brawl mode, at least he lose fashion in that mode.
We literally...
One and one!
Hello?
I like that I didn't do anything
I don't know what the fuck is this pervert going?
Unforged.
The fucking Drifter!
Do you need ease here?
Come on me.
Come on me, sir.
He out, he out.
Well, cooldown.
house? Oh no man. Oh fuck it oh man. Drifter 7 in 2? That's not good. You don't like to
see that you do not wish to be seeing that oh oh I'm afraid to do this whether
I think I killed Thanos.
Dub.
That guy's dying in the middle of the lane right now.
fellas
Even kills wave it's pretty good
We want by sonnel
You fucking so old with that guy based
That guy's typing in chat Hayes old down right now, you know he's typing that shit
Wait, how am I on fire?
Oh, we got some last hits on the heroes.
Gun buff for the haze.
Um...
I don't really have any items.
What do I buy, dude?
Writer expansion?
I'm coming yellow I have my ultimate
Oh my god, you know, maybe we should have kept going over there.
No, they shouldn't have been there is what the issue is.
It's the truth of it.
For truly, there's a big fucking wave.
Nice affliction, pussy.
Oh
See it
We got back up, otherwise I'm first.
is waiting for me I was waiting for him
oh no oh no
I'm all I can help this guy now we should run run run run
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I would like some more stamina, please
I can't believe about rescue beam
Don't worry, okay, I'll come in giga handy at one point dude. It's gonna be fucking awesome
I don't really follow my way, Lash.
OK.
You have earned the Archmothers' favor.
Yippee.
She loves me.
Yippee.
I
Want to grab the 800 extra stamina I'm coming boys
I
Need me boss of us
Like that
Me boss me boss
Let's go make
I need fucking stamina mastery bros.
I came to clear the wave but I should not have done that.
Imagine your beef is with a robot dude.
a week, actually.
Oh, you're dead. Oh, God.
Giga death of hell so you want to you want to push away like this because it
pushes pretty hard over them now we run but the victor the victor knows no fear
And he won't run. He won't he will not run he's gonna stay there
Take it my queen
We can set up on Victor green
He's got we he's got region and I don't I don't know if his old lead
Oh, but I'm coming over there, bro. I'm coming over there, bro
What kid
I'm hearing some Dorifto right now.
No way.
Didn't even get to use the rejuven, boys.
Shit, I'm a bad boy, almost, dude.
So it seems to the slaughter if they were there it was going down we had readers
There's no reason we don't win that fight
But the victor the issue was that the victor was there
20 seconds before everyone like remember when I said oh yeah
You push this way of the knee turn around run because you'll die otherwise the victor the victor knows no fear
The victor is going to go there anyway the victor is going to die the victor's ult wasn't up when he walked over there too
should not have gone over there we need a green item of some sort I'm not sure
which one um maybe not oh stand master right yeah dude oh yeah
Oh, yeah.
Alright, now our rescue game's extra value.
Minus 15 second cooldown, fellows.
Oh, yeah.
They're doing their dring on the right here.
I'm setting up on there and I have my
I don't know how that didn't work.
They're just both chargers
Give me that shit
Hey
Walk
Guys fucking
Nice collection dear
Oh
Take their base
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm trying to get out of here.
I'm not going to Sensor-Line.
I'm trying to get out of here.
Leave me!
There's so much gold here, what the hell?
I mean, we got their shrines, that's good.
That's good.
Not so good if our tingers died though.
Bum bum ban.
Mystic reverb.
Hmm.
Wow, this is really low cooldown.
I didn't know that.
Woowza!
Let's see.
Wow, sir
Let's see
We got one person with life steal. We got one person with leech
Let's get let's get a value heal day in here
Me I'm here me I'm here me I'm here
This guy's feeding out of his fucking gore
Be careful
The drifter needed to die I have that why does it say zero here's where's this
Huh
Zero we have spent
It's a bug
Hey, what the fuck
If they if they shop and I might have to use my ult to get away, but I'm not gonna commit
I got my old drone in me.
Alright.
Let's back up, back up, back up.
I'm gonna try and get the scream buff.
Eh.
I hear them punching right now.
Well, stay near our team.
Prevent any disasters from happening.
hmm she's up there no
we're on the rooftops over here
stop shooting me stop it howie
I
Killing a rep earlier
He's fucking trying to be alive there
Fucked up
They got two but Drifter hurts so we are both
Just gonna do to my last team dude. Oh, yeah, yeah
Dude we've died zero times according to this letter on this number on screen
What do we got?
This arm would be sweet.
We cannot afford that though.
We might be able to if I sold something, but I'm not going to do that.
buster please yeah they got a lot of a green actually
tank buster and refresher uh yeah i think honestly refresher is good as well
it'll be a transcendent cooldown as well i i suspect we'll be able we'll get to use our
refresher probably one time in the games ever so
Maybe we should aim for something else.
Me no no.
What the fuck?
I'm going up.
What was that green or that aura on him, you guys see that?
the
U.S.
I just didn't want them to eat my team up.
Um, I got no abilities.
Rebirth.
Yeah, rescue beam to his mother fucking face. You think this is a game
Do you believe mayhaps that this is a game
Where we get
I'm a man.
Refresher.
Oh, God.
Oh, man, maybe I'm softball is what we should have gotten, but...
I don't know, guys.
Where are these souls at?
I'm rich!
We're currently not doing anything.
Tankbuster would be sweet.
I got scared am I a pussy am I a pussy I think I have to not be scared I have to be brave
I
See like three or gold
Hello
Alrighty, what's the cool down tank buster anyway?
I think we helped the Drifter, like, or Silver. Silver's getting pretty perverted.
These guys are so fucking scared, but so are we. Here's what we do.
Where'd my HP go? What is happening?
Is it the Graves suckin' me? Wait, the victor's doing it.
Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm. I kinda want more jumps.
And I also need...
This game's gonna last forever, dude.
It's gonna be so sad when we fucking lose.
Monkey around and salami wizarding for seven.
I may remember go from one to zero.
I'm just a fucking loser, dude.
We're taking a lot of gun damage right now.
Ideally, we want Juggernaut, I think that'll be good.
Me when I'm in the Abyss, me when I'm in Purgatory literally forever.
Just refresh your ult in the dead body.
I was trying to get the other guy as well, but I'd much rather confirm that kill, especially
because her ultimate heals her for a bunch of HP, but you probably didn't realize that
because you're a stupid piece of shit, you know what I mean?
Like an actual inbred.
Like someone who probably like mouth breeze, like on purpose sometimes to emulate the
fucking peak stupidity.
Fuck you, bitch.
This is a lash player.
This was not even my first choice.
I mean honestly it's hard, it's hard at this point in the game, they're literally anticipating
my engagement, right?
We got like three people out here right now.
There's two people on the left lane.
I'm coming back to mid.
There's Jeff and somebody else.
I don't know where they're at.
I'm pervin on their rooftops
Let's go up
God this is a
I
Know what you tell boards on the guy right? I see one boy behind this shit and gradually behind this
I want her off of my team
Well, there we won.
You come for this!
The haters can't let's die!
Bitch!
Kill it!
Boo!
Right there I I didn't want to blow my load right away in that last fight just to like
throw them off you know what I mean I didn't want to be the initiator it worked
50 minute game of a MOBA
bloods watching a twitch stream and he's complaining about the time that he's wasting playing a
video game. All right. Thanks for tuning in. Sour Tangle thinks it's up it. It's actually
been a pretty long time since I played Lash. My contingency plan for wasting our money
on rescue beam was to do some shit we're like it never worked out like this but
hold on pretend pretend this guy is the victor you know I mean I was gonna pull
the Victor to it's stupid you really love rescue beam I think rescue beam is
fucking awesome dude it's not as awesome in the main game mode but enhanced
rescue beam it's tight this is a 15 second cool down
that's on magic carpet I don't even know who like you're you're supposed to buy
I was pretty confident that you're like you get that when you're trying to like
be on the enemy team. You know what I mean?
Dynamo's funny. You used to build on Viscous? Oh yeah cuz you could use it
when you were holding. You not do that anymore?
I was wondering why so many people were watching this game.
This guy's pocket watching video games on Twitch right now, dude.
Anyway, give me a prime, so I'm clearly not using it properly.
Um...
Like, I don't- I don't know.
Well, let me ask him in his chat.
Like I don't know just the beginning let me ask him in his chat
Or me or me or me or rank are we still or come I'm a loser
But I mean clearly I play better than our comp play right guys, right dude
I'm gonna play solo I'm gonna play solo
You play like an Arkham
Dude, I was playing this game. We guys were in diapers, okay?
All right
I'm literally the legends that you that you hear about is the whispers in the streets of New York, dude
You're literally they tell tales of Billy and not the goat
They tell tales of the washed up overwatch pros that spam this game after they got invited
I'll be right back. What's like I will play the music
Okay!
you
I just ripped my fans!
you
why is he in your old apartment bro he's just chilling I don't know okay that's
somehow hit well come on go go on the side go up top going here
good one mods good one mods
tell you he's actually sitting on my lap right now my stream is just behind the
Don't worry about it.
you
Hello. Hello. Time to take the weighted clothing off, fellows.
Uuugh!
What the fuck is playing on my autoplay? This is terrible, dude!
Ew! What is this?
It's time to play the game.
I want to play bebop.
I got some more coffee.
I'm coffeeed up.
Dude shut up.
Looking very elongated today. Thank you.
I'm cryptid maxing right now.
I don't even know how to get to him.
Come!
Uh, we got a... uh, reset from NERM?
73 months of living tried winning. I just did.
Now you're invincible. No one can hurt you in there.
Oh, I can't switch teams. I'm in my own lobby, dude.
I was going to move Abrams in there. We're going to have a party, dude.
Oh, come over here.
Oh, fuck. I'm making it worse.
Oh, shit.
Swap to holiday?
Wait, troop.
Okay.
I'm a fucking loser, bitch, what?
Wait, he's just like right inside of him.
That's the man that makes the box fight each other?
Yeah, but what if I open a console and it shows my IP?
You know what I mean?
There's things that I have to think about.
Ready to get some ant-tongues!
It won't?
Yeah, but what if it did though?
That would be cool, CC.
Hey, no one cares about your IP man.
I'm sure someone does out there.
I want to play B-Bop man.
You know the barrel quick melee tech?
So I learned that recently because I'm a stupid fucking piece of shit.
I wouldn't call it tech.
I would call it, I mean it is tech but well you have to do it.
Oh shit, and there was the dynamo on the switcheroo.
Maybe Elgrish.
Dude, fuck off.
Got him.
Wait, those give souls?
What the fuck?
I did not know that.
Ain't no way that I was in there.
That guy just get mind control aid there right now?
Me think so?
This guy's so fucking scared right now.
Um, guys?
Give me that.
Oh
Yeah, where's it? Oh
My go this very idiot
What oh my god, it's so fucking sad right now
Okay, we can blame that on the Venator though, right?
Dude, what?
This guy's owning it.
I didn't even shoot that.
Okay, what explain go
This guy got mystic shot
Notice I didn't melee that
Nice one idiot. Thanks for the souls, bitch.
Nice one, idiot.
Yeah, we're topping this guy right now, big style.
Did I not get that?
Ouch!
Take that!
No one!
I was aiming
I'm good.
Okay, what?
Okay, what I thought it would reach
Good day. Literally this playlist. What's the name of the fedora music again? How does
Let's have
Hmm, they use their ultimates
Oh, they're so scared now, no Ultimat, eh?
Oh
Fucking electro jazz was it called Jesus
Redditor music, perhaps?
this is a bad idea
I
Got her
Oh, it's my team didn't own right now I can't even tell.
I wanted to do another quick melee before I cubed. I should have cubed though.
That's my bolt.
Oh yeah.
Wee!
Okay, noob.
Oh, you dead oh you dead
Hmm
The rosie is up
No way
Dude you're gonna get beamed
Okay
Can't win them all fellas
Or any of them move down
Okay.
Shielded for?
What can a lad do?
Looking a little easier too, okay
Sure
All right
What can you do
I got a shop it's shopping time
I'm gonna help out the Abrams because he's funny
I don't know.
Thanks.
Great to find us, dynamite.
Oh, God.
I should have gone when I said I have so much money.
Thanks.
Hey, this isn't missed.
I see the enemy.
Let's push the wave.
What?
I don't know.
Thanks.
Great to find us, dynamite.
Oh God.
I see Yamato.
Oh god.
What?
The ops just aren't there.
Also, I'm surprised my first punch didn't, uh, hit the, uh, grave zone there.
kind of suck
Well Abrams is in their base
He's going back in a room
Hey, bros!
Got any of those?
Hmm...
What? Thank you. I thought I was trying to like frame perfect the end of the parry,
It's too early
Oh my god, you fucking own that guy
yellow need help
Oh
Swag
I'm not gonna get the same blue need help by the way
What do you think his attachment to Blue Lane is?
We're really clear jungle fast enough right now to be doing this. Do we got the better off alone funk remix?
people feeding in the middle of the lane and also in their jungle time to fucking die
Boom and then boom zero souls frame perfect
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Abrams on his own solo quest right now, dude.
his spirit quest. Yep, plus 150 HP, baby. Huge. We're gonna bring luck with these boxes,
Where should I be I think right here is good
You think you're a bear or a blow?
any more, oses. You took my money, you fucking bitch!
I don't know why I did this.
This remix is dog shit.
I refuse to take criticism from someone who's never made music.
Okay?
You understand?
Alright.
Where's your remix, buddy?
Where are you? Where are your remix, dude?
How about this song? Here we go. Oh, shit.
Uh, I was gonna get something
This one
This guy is is ulting towers right now to kill them
I haven't seen this game ever until once.
I shouldn't do this.
This is a terrible idea.
I can't help it though.
I need the permanent sets.
Bye!
Oops.
I
See the enemy, uh, where's the portal money?
Okay
Yeah, I'm just hitting creeps right now.
I don't want to be doing that
I just wanna know.
That's exciting.
Attack him.
Hmm
Lion
I wonder which item we buy next.
is? Yeah, at this point, yeah.
I saw you, bitch.
She fears us.
What do I have to see in here somewhere?
I can drop a cycle whenever.
I see red.
She's under attack.
I'm fellows.
We gotta save Abram's fan
The fucking auto-aim dude it doesn't matter!
She's just going to suck you off every time.
We should have chewed the Abrams when we came in but I wanted to hit the Hayes.
Oops.
She just going to keep sucking dude no matter what.
What kind of damage do we take? Spirit?
Born to roll dude. I don't have to buy.
Spirit snatch.
Like it's okay. I feel like at this point we save for a different item though.
Well, now, now, now, now, now, now, now.
Um.
Well, now, now, now, now, now.
What do we want?
your aim is impeccable wreath
Yeah
Mommy
Dude I just wanna be near my dynamo one time dude.
One time man.
You gonna be that Britney Spears fan?
is it real? Oh, fellas. Dude, the fact that they went and did mid boss with only me dead
With Dynamo having Ultimate dude, like...
Okay, sure.
Ego Andy has nothing to do with it.
What?
Has nothing to do with me, okay?
They should never attempt to do fucking mid-boss there, because the Dynamo has Ultimate, but...
That's just the caliber of bravery that we're dealing with, right?
We always got two people on two different sides of the map.
They're opposing- DO IT AGAIN!
Say that again!
I don't know where the fuck the arrow fells.
Goodbye, Ernie.
I can catch this guy.
out I'm coming it's singularity time fellow
Oh my god where'd my HP go?
Oh
All back this guy's dead as fuck. I think we won this game fellas
Who made take
Don't know
They called him the world's poorest man
Or I need like a hundred gold
the amateurs up fuck it freak dude I got impressed one one so Strennick
counter spell
There's a creek in our base
Our wraith is Giga alone right now
No.
This is doomed.
Oh, fuck it!
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh
These guys are farming the longer they take to end this game the worse it is for them.
I'll send your family to have it so they can get your body.
Holy fuck.
These guys are doing China tier
Poetry to each other right now, dude
Please. Oh my god. Dicked on so fucking hard, by the way.
Oh, oh god.
Erm, guys?
No way.
Mid boss.
of the
one of the
state of the
does the dynamo live long enough for us to get there let's assume he does
Not your bitch.
I got my keep to the Mina probably should not have done that but I think we're dead
anyway how do we lose with rejuvenation man
did I instantly killed the fucking graves grave to you like what more can I
do what more can I do dude I saved the dynamite like oh fuck
what do we do what's the what is the what is the item
Oh, spear resilience.
Yeah, we just got wish, man.
Which is infinitely better.
We have to keep this Raith alive somehow.
I
Think they're kicking my ass stop it
Stop hitting it hurts
Gotta haze in a Wren, all of them are so rich, man.
They got creeps.
Shrinku! I wanted to hold her!
who's got
please
they're going to say die probably
what can we do
oh my god, wait
wait careful for the Yamaha she's right she's up top of that way
I ever saw me out front but you should back up
oh they did shoot
Do the couch or something?
Uh, in games like this, sometimes it's okay to make a voice call, just everyone turns around
and hits the same person.
Do you know what I am saying?
I gotta be... I have all...
He's giving up what?
Mama Mia.
He whipped it!
How do you, how do you whiff dynamo?
You know what?
Honestly, there's a lot of pressure there, bros, you know what I mean?
I don't want to listen to this.
I can't believe... wait, we actually have one more chance at that.
You punched them out of it?
No, that's not how that works.
Uh, we...
Is he a refresher?
Nope.
Is he a refresher?
Nope.
I'm so bad, man.
Whoop!
The fucking promoted Graves grab!
Is that what hit me?
I have your service in the American military to us for discounts at restaurants.
Yeah.
I get it too.
This must slow them down.
PUNCH!
Comment on Indonesian politics.
Ummm...
It's really sad what happened man, you know.
You know, man?
Pepe hands.
Bad take.
I mean, it's super cool what happened.
I love what happened in Indonesia.
It's awesome.
Yippee, Indonesia!
Even worse?
Dude, I don't know what to say.
Hmm, trying to new heroes yet?
Yeah, I've put every character.
Lobbara, Messex, Resilent.
Hey, you can spin this?
Wait, why did he turn?
Hello, hey, this is an elevated position massage agent here. I'm here to ask if you want to join our discord server
You can apply whatever
Yeah, sure
Okay, that's that's bebops mom. It's a lady
my beam don't dude what
these are bags I'm still mad
We not get denied fella
Burn it, then.
Bang, then.
Yeah, where this guy's HP?
Sure.
Rolls around corner.
Nice one, dude. That was awesome.
I actually should have saved her point.
I fucked up.
Wait, I'm with a lash!
That's why I arched an emesis.
Shoot the creep, shoot the creep, shoot the creep.
Bitch.
Ha ha!
Dude, they're just under tower.
What can I do?
What's a lab to do?
I should have got a perk out of this one.
I should have done.
I fucked it up.
Oops.
whoopsie the lash has gone back
on that one
shooting me it hurts
how we
one day
we're gonna get a bomb on these guys let's give you fucking awesome
Okay, he's a shit.
Yeah!
My Piddly-ass range ain't it right now.
Desperately need a workout
Yippee
I missed
See lash we could be best friends
Oh my god, he miscombed.
He said go again.
All right.
Come on man, come on man.
Stop.
Stop it.
Lash help me.
Ash please
He's taking our centers diving diving their tower correctly. I can't walk up to the stomach
This guy
That help that guy say yes, please
Say yes, please
Or we even want fellas
Oh
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mint rush refresher
Echo shard
Extended range on hook maps
Walk up bitch.
Um guys, why does this thing have so much HP?
Oh my god, the fucking raiders here already.
Oh
Bitch
You want to see something truly perverted
It's not fucking fair, dude.
It's not fucking bedding, eh?
of
Got him!
You got that right buddy?
This guy's ever the most fun game of his fucking life, dude.
This lash is whatever the fuck you want, dude.
Nice tower. I think I'll take it. And then I think I'll take your farm as well.
Fuck you.
This is un-bunny.
Umm...
That's a good one.
We need cooldown.
This lash is so fucking massive, dude.
Meanwhile I'm over here, yes, Mr. Lash, you can do whatever you wish, whoops.
What was that noise?
I used to be a pro gamer like XQC, yeah, that is true, there's nothing false about it.
I see the enemy.
I see the drifter.
That's me, pro gamer.
I guess we'll mine our tower.
I'm the tower minder.
None shall approach my tower for as long as I draw a breath.
The spirit urn is waiting to be played.
You understained?
What?
It wasn't foreign up.
Oh
Poor lady
Lashes what
That's just what this guy's waiting over there, dude
I
For walking laser night
I'll get it. I'll get it mr. Lash. Is it okay boss?
I'm gonna follow you mr. Lash lead me
oh my god my tower I'm coming
why is this fucking why is this pervert in our lane dude bug on creature from
the deep. What do we buy? What if we got even more range? I'm a range guy. Do they have
any healers? Kinda. Oh yeah, big time.
There's a 30 dominance. That's what it's about at the end of the day.
You know not to approach.
gone freak. The Wraith is mid. Which means you can do this. Yippee! Wraith is dead. She
She's not having a good time, Phyllis.
We gotta help the lash.
No!
Gotta get out of here.
That was the boss.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
No one shall take this scour none
This tower is eternal
We'll never leave
You can never leave.
Don't mind if I do, fella.
You know what?
Miss.
I was so excited to have my dinner and then he walked up and he was like man I'm feeling
a little hungry right now.
Dude, stop.
Stop's it.
Now.
Yeah, you like that?
It hurts, don't it?
Now I'm gonna clear the wave so you can't get near my tower.
See you in 60 seconds, bitch.
Boom.
Um, guys? It's not looking good.
Fuck off.
This tower is mine. You are nothing.
I live here. This is my home.
Bitch.
Hmm, what if we got Mystic Slow?
That's pretty perverted.
I don't think we want to hook her anyway, guys.
I think she kind of gives us the business.
hmm hmm ah
beep boop i am a robot the tf2 reference by the way guys
I have heal babe!
You
What how does that not dude
There you go
Hmm
Oh
Do you think they're still here guys I can reach anyone I see
They left because they fear the boss
My house, dude!
No!
Just realize I'm covering my minimap.
You're not missing much, fellas.
I see the enemy.
I'm coming.
Stop fighting my team.
Oh, I'm so fucking slow.
Ah! Ah!
Yeah, but we saved our team, though. We saved our team, though.
Now they're ready. Round two, Silver World's down.
They're leaving him the range is here she could press forward any point she's just gonna
Spam dash
Holy shit
There's a fucking squirrel dude move cam no
Um, let's get stranded.
Did we... I think if we had altered the silver instead of hooking her away, probably would have been better, but... can you do it?
He's got slow on him and he'll be in.
We are stuck in here with me.
How did we miss that, boys? That was gonna be awesome.
Selfless even. Heroic.
Mm-mm-mm.
Whee!
I don't really have anything to do.
Who's a killer?
We're gonna be near the Lash, dude.
That guy's a fucking murderer.
Straight up.
He's killed, man.
He's a fucking killer.
I looked at my minimap. I didn't see anyone who was in that room. I heard the machine
getting hit, but he has an ability to let him fucking do that. Not good, not good. I
I'm about to give that guy the hyper beam dude.
We need more range.
Hyper beam of hell.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Should stay the kill out wave as well.
Let's get mother freaking.
Who's a who's a who's a bad man on their team silver
Spare prime
Sorry about that for me save our team I'm coming
It's over
You guys think there's gonna be anyone here creeps
who's that? Warden.
even movement speed that's what we need because we're gonna we're just gonna
wander around doing nothing some some method oh wait I know we can get the
carpet yeah yeah yeah yeah careful people dude I'm not fucking scared
No, I won't back down
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
The Ender Lash is a problem.
You don't have any access I'm waiting to be claimed.
Lash cooked him.
Bro, they used fucking Raith ult, Silver ulted, fucking...
Drifter ulted? They used- they popped everything!
Nice throw.
Dude, you got this, buddy.
You think he's gonna show up?
She's saying 6-7.
Swags on you.
Carpet style
I'm paying the mid dude
No, I won't back down
My ground!
Wait, let's go to the race.
We got a rejuvenation.
I'm going to use my shield.
We got rejuvened.
They have a paradox?
stop air bugs come back here no go away
This is the end of the video.
I hope you enjoyed this video.
Thanks for watching.
See you next time.
I'm gonna get you bitch. I'll see you in seven seconds motherfucker
I'll be right back.
Dude shut up, I can't think.
Uh, what do we get?
You don't don't what probably collector
Yeah, we're sliding on him, dude.
I
Yeah, you wait till my boys show up
I want to be near the lash
We're boyfriends.
Big iron on his hip.
What the fuck?
Whoa!
Am I lagging?
I
Got
I feel like bitch
where my meal meal meal meal meal meal meal meal meal
Yeah, and that's the story about how me and the boys, well, we did a, uh, elder triturals
that completely destroyed reality as we know it.
I hope my team saw me fucking literally drifting on that bitch on my carpet.
What can you say?
What can you say about the lad, dude?
Yep, that's the story about how we brought the Arch-Mother into our reality and merged
every plane of existence.
Am I so shiny?
I'm a little sweaty right now, a little bit.
I'm gonna glaze a little bit. I'm gonna gargle on it a little bit. Like, first of all, 19-10,
Dude, what a time period. What a very specific time period is good
Hop on Delta Force little bro
Is that what the big the big guys are doing right now? How many tens of thousands was that?
Yeah, I want to be on the other side
Who we got
Yeah, I'll take this one.
Good for us.
I got an Uncrestable on my balls to stay chill this game, G.L.H.F.
What flavor?
What fadabore?
what a fucking reload
mine
And the ordeal is over.
Ok, I'm going to switch to the next one.
Ok, now you do.
How am I supposed to put my bomb? We gotta get perverted with it, I think.
Pervert mode. You guys are creepin', dude.
how's that not help how's they at least the upper head dude why
I shut up
looks like a China break
I'm feeling Chinese
This guy is not playing the game right now.
He is not playing the game right now.
He's not playing nice shit
Fuck we'll give you permission to walk forward
Thanks!
You gotta remember, coldouts.
OOOOOHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH, I KIDD!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is on you
No, you be
BEEE
Minus 400 HP for me and for what?
Plus 2 damage on my bomb?
Gigaworth
Oh
We need some regen.
Yep, I'm sufficiently Chinese now.
Feels Chinese, man.
Well, well, you fucking credit
Dude, why didn't that pull through? Hello?
Fuck a bitch
All right, didn't quite go as planned fellas. I will admit I will admit. I didn't have my upper cup. It's not good right now
What's going on with my silver? I mean she has her own. She's actually basically a
Right now
She fucking oh my god
She's going all out
What I wanted to bomber
Oh
My god
Let's see here
Okay, you think we can get this buff? I mean, there ain't no way, right? What if I slowly
walked up and got the buff? What if no one else was here? What if I got the buff? What
What if I went back to lane?
The shield was up there for like literally 2 and a half minutes lower.
He's the only one.
No! She's not gonna die!
This guy's like, oh my god, I better press the open button.
Oh my, oh my god.
What the fuck? What the fuck was that?
Oh...
Hello?
Dormand Dory? No, it was the Iveal, but like, teleported him away from me.
It was stupid, and I hate it.
I'm a fucking idiot dude, minus 2 million HP.
Eeeeeeeewww.
This was not worth our time.
Actually, let's get the W.
Let's give it to Silverbeam.
Just give it to him.
We won't be helping.
What we're gonna do is we're gonna sit here,
probably get ganked, die.
How much HP was that doing to me?
You think we're good at 80?
We're good at 80, right?
Careful, Bebop.
So good.
Bebop did the math and had 5 HP left.
Bebop is okay.
He's okay.
He's okay. He's okay.
Let's run
How did you probably?
We're gonna go it's creepy. Let's follow our silver
Great they were they attempt I think
Bebop watching from behind the tree dot gif
He's shaking his head.
Oh, man.
has been destroyed
Well, that's not good
What have I done? This is a terrible idea
Help!
AHHHHH
Yeah, you're fucking stupid as hell, man.
You're stupid as fuck, man!
You're stupid as hell, man!
What?
Hello?
What is this?
What's happening?
I'll be right back.
Oh, time to kill their middle lane.
Hehehehe.
What's happening?
Oh, time to kill her middle lane.
I fucking... where did I bury it?
He'd be my em, I?
Hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me,
hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me.
Oh fuck!
We're being judged!
AHHHHH!
GOD, HE'S COME FOR ME!
I'm forever almost gonna buy.
Hmm.
Guys, come for me!
Everyone was gonna buy.
Yes.
This is not a very good item for us.
But that's okay.
What's going on over here? I think they're winning. Oh, we gotta go mid.
Um, guys.
I like that
Farme healing right now
opportunity for greatness
Okay, some some pervert just going down over here silver can we save her?
Hey
Hey, in fact, I should not be here right now
I see you in seven seconds, my lady
Oh, bitch
um guys kind of weird that all of you were in for four of you were right there
I don't know.
Echo Shard.
No.
Baby.
Or we could get even more range.
Minus one second.
No way.
Oh my!
Fuck you, bitch.
I do not care that you're shooting me.
What?
The Arch-Mother gives really mean.
Whee!
The rule is a hell of a thing.
Mmm.
Get right back.
Slips into the darkness.
You saw nothing?
Mmm-hmm.
You know, New York touched you.
Did she just love to hear where the 1 billion dash, 10 billion dashes?
She has one dash.
What we should have done is just kept shooting her until we basically had to bomb to force
her to do the...
And now what we're going to do is not go mid.
I
Come in here bitch see what happens
She's just don't
Me too wait, I'm already here. Yes, I think there's someone around this corner
Surprise bitch, okay well played well played well played
Get on the fucking rope
Oh my god
I'm creepin.
Surprise, bitch!
Ow!
Hey, use everything. Use everything, bitch. Use everything.
Surprise!
Um, I think we're about to get a judge, guys.
Oh, fuck!
Wait, we're getting bomb-damaged right now.
Is this the Chinese bebop build?
Yes.
How did you agree on my way?
Necromancy is ready.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
That was for sprite.
Hmm
We're chilling do you think it chillin
Stamina mastery
Boost in
Here I come
Where'd they go?
They ran.
That's so cowardly.
Kodak.
Wait, the man of God has arrived.
Yeah, shoot me, bitch.
Oh
You miss the most important one pussy
Okay, I think my teammates are ditching me. I don't know what's happening. So fucking dead
Yeah
Hey give up you give up
Yeah, yeah, yeah
What?
That just deletes my hook.
I think I'm dead, no please, please, please, please, please, please, sir, please, sir,
I
Thoroughly baited
No, please sir, please
Oh
You do he do he do he be doing damage he be doing he'd be doing a little damage
He'd be doing a little bit of damage
But everyone trying to kill you I'm the Broadway hooker
Everyone wants a piece. Oh, dad
What do we get
So you want me to get a bitch move item for bitch
carpet for escape that's a good idea
Well, that's not good.
That's not good.
You killed him!
I think I did kill him.
There was so much fucking damage.
My tenders were good.
Evil Grim.
Mayhaps they were not.
Oh-oo-oo!
Wee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
Um, let's get...
mother freaking mystic rubber
I play a hot waifu next hmm thinking no we've just stopped hitting creeps
I almost got that guy bro.
It would have been bad though, if I did.
Because no one would have been able to convert.
Tickles your butthole.
But when I get the- that was the incorrect one.
He's gonna blow up
We need plus three
Yeah, stamina mastery best item in the game
I'm being TBH
And I normally
Oh, hey. No, no, no. You better hide.
Oh
They don't want to be hurt
Oh he outy
These guys are fucking scared
Meanwhile this grave is literally just stunting on that guy in the back dude
Yeah, we're not really doing much support right now, if we can do much of anything right now.
Hi!
I'm kind of taking a lot of damage and I'm up front
What's happening?
What if we did mid-bous?
Would that be epic?
Alrighty.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh, you guys are fucking heroes, man.
This might be a... yield game throw moment.
What the fuck are you aiming at, bitch?
We helped. We helped. We helped.
At least we were clear green.
What are you f***ing aiming at, bro?
Hmm...
I want some more range on me hook.
Yeah, that's what we need.
Or be a balance. Yeah, let's give balance. That's a good idea. Thanks
Better hit rate first. You miss all the hooks you don't take brother. Man. You told me that
summit 1g brother man they're waiting for me that was very nice
I think I have so much HP!
Oh, that's so sad for you, buddy
Hey, didn't even have me
Stop it stop
She keeps dispelling me and I hate it
What are we
What do you?
Stands here and does literally nothing?
Yeah.
I'm gaming.
Oh, that sucks, man.
That sucks big time, buddy.
This doorman I don't think was human.
It was possible.
Where are you going, dude?
time buddy this door man I don't think it was human it's possible
where you going dude I just want to hang out he's up
I hate this thing.
I saved that guy.
I'm a hero.
I'm a hero, dude.
Accidentally saved teammate?
No.
I hooked that guy on purpose.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
That's my lane partner right there, fellas.
we do the bare minimum baby bebop gaming random
hey well we were positive though that counts for something right but
look how come in I got I got commended by the the Chinese pocket player to do
Maybe he heard the song I was playing. Wait, I just got him in a bite! Wait, what was that noise?
Ever watchin' the person here play bebop? He's fuckin' insane?
No.
Name?
I am not. No.
How do I do that dash down or move it? Double tap. Rouch.
This is for that one fucking pervert in chat.
Dude, play the girl, play the girl, play the girl, read the book.
Turned out like this. Oh, fuck.
Nope.
Now a cuck would buy this item, but we won't be doing it.
We're gonna minimize the cooldown of our bullshit root ability, and we're gonna make
it gigabig.
I'm so fucking sorry man. It's not good for you right now.
Oh
Okay, let's go here
And we can help our team from here watch this here we go you can see him
Good luck I
I hit the crease which honestly is probably for the best
Okay
What the fuck was I supposed to do
I think let's do that and then let's do this we've got a first time chatter in
Cheddar says I don't remember why I followed him so bye-bye. Hey man, good luck getting on that bus tomorrow though by the way
Good luck walking on those unsteady stairs
By the way, dude just saying I know something you don't
I'm fucking dead. What am I done?
Yeah
I got him, oh mega long.
We're getting judged right now, I think.
No, please!
I was waiting for him to melee or to bury yeah you gotta respect nerves of steel like
that dude. That guy with stone fucking gold dude. Here I come. Oh you're dead buddy. I'm
Sorry. Sorry it had to be like that, man.
I'm not even aiming right now.
I'm not even aiming!
Why aren't I playing with insert person here?
Um, well as you guys know, it's my favorite absolute favorite thing to be asked a question like that
Especially when I'm playing like a multiplayer team base game
I've been I've honestly been asked that particular question hundreds of thousands of times
And it would be my esteem pleasure to answer it once more
Just kidding
Plus go fuck yourself
Now this is the best part. Never speak to me again.
Me, me, me, me, me, me. Um, I rolled on too long of a cooldown.
We need an LA charge.
I'll be fucking bomb pervert not good not good buddy
I could have probably owned that guy saved up huh?
Woops, I don't really play this character.
I'm a buddy!
Well, I've done a turn to no damage to the tower.
Uh-oh.
Oh!
You guys getting hooked under their tower right now?
It's not good. It's not good.
well the real reason I'm not playing with shirt for is these spamming a turner
slot is weird we're not that right
well that guy just got giga sucks was this lady's role oh my god
Yep. I mean what am I supposed to do? I'm just, I just read books, mate.
I'm sure he'd smirk with you a little, bro. Or, now get a lot of this. Remember what we
talked about the other day? Remember what we talked about, bros? Remember what we
talked about?
No. Okay. Affirmative.
Hmm. Hmm.
Move speed? Spirit resist? Wait, we got 61%.
move speed spirit resistance we've got 61% spirit resistance right out
wow
Oh my god, there we go, further back.
weird that you did that, and then this happened also, also weird.
Rude.
You finished your thought from earlier?
Um, listen up.
I have a primordial urge to do, specifically about this.
Cause I played Overwatch dude.
You know what I mean?
Play with insert person here.
I don't know how other streamers deal with that shit.
I truly don't.
For the most part they ignore it.
Okay, but I read it out loud sometimes
and it renews my absolute 100% fucking despisement for it.
That's not even a fucking word dude.
Okay.
I'm dead!
Oh, gotta go.
Hee hee hee.
Ha ha ha.
Oh ho.
Ho Ho Ho Ho
Hey, Rik, Rik
Hey, YEEY, YEEY
WHAAAA
YIKES
Get the- Get the fucking guys
Jesus, I did it!
Uh, I'll just shoot down
Um, what were you talking about?
Oh yeah, don't ask me to play with other people, I just won't do it.
I won't do it.
Especially like, specifically, I'm gonna tell you right now, buddy, I'm doing it because
you asked.
Okay.
That's why I'm not doing it.
Like, I was going to do it next game.
Uh, that sucks.
fresher
But then you asked and ruined it so sorry
I discovered a split shot that sucks
I think we need this guys
We keep dying
Am I coming back to dominate overwatch season 20?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Honestly, I think about it every night.
Can't wait to boot that shit up Monday, dude.
That's it.
Take that.
God, it sucks that I'm a battle.
God, it sucks that I don't battle.
horse all the way
hmm hmm you get in there
Oh
Bro stop it's not funny anymore
It's fucking not funny anymore he has dispel magic
Fucking pervert man leave me alone
We missed our route, but we hit the bomb for the book all I can do is left click man.
I'm sorry.
You should be having the hands to spell man.
They'll be about hooked from space.
Bro, your shit don't do shit to me, dawg.
Meow, meow.
What's going on back there, bud?
I wish I had a rapid recharge.
That would have been Poggers, man.
Oh, no!
Holy fuck, that's so fucking sad.
Now this bitch is gonna die.
It's gonna be two of us to defend this tower.
I'm gonna lose, so.
That's awesome.
that's awesome
but she's a legendary oh my god she has fucking
the no mobilization thing
Oh, I mean, fucking, these, these motherfuckers, dude, literally that bitch was in their base
for 20 minutes, man.
Oh, man.
Skill issue.
No, watch this.
Watch this.
Key player, dude.
Two legendaries on Sinclair.
How many legendaries do we have, fellas?
Let's see.
Meme, meh, meh, meh, meh.
Uh...
On our team, that's it.
Haunting shot on the graves.
Okay, okay.
Eternal gift, Venator.
Fucking unlimited bullets, Venator.
Motherfucking...
Uh, what's the item that absorbs one stun?
A 10-second cooldown, Geist.
Literally cannot be rooted ever, dude.
Fucking...
Yeah, okay.
Sometimes you just can't win sometimes, boys.
And that's fine.
Sometimes you just got to lose in the words of our great leader and the words of our great leader.
He once said,
it is not the matter of the individual to determine the outcome of our future,
but rather the collective entirety of the mass of blue team that I was just a part of collective
responsibility except for me who did everything right and had 70% spirit resist
in one
Just gonna be do that. Okay. I'll see you guys Monday, Monday
Thanks for watching
Don't know what we're playing maybe more deadlock. I'm kind of addicted right now. We'll see
Thanks for watching
Shots the guy who said I forgot why I followed I unfollow now. Bye. Bye. Hope you get Giardia
Drinking from a spring somewhere