Thank you.
So, Matt Slup, thanks for something.
What up?
Again, soon, puzzle monkey and Sam's GGs.
Thanks for something short.
Thanks for the bits, dude.
It was good.
Commander in chaos.
Thanks for something.
Peace.
Max Matt selects again for some of the macaroni and liaza. Thanks for something Quincy. What's up? Nothing, dude
Thanks for seven Lord young bullet jittles and you know not
Copy-pock drop tables courtesy flush Katie cat. Thanks for something happy moon day you play Marwin
59 months says this is a more when you toad
Okay
Rude
Minty Trap and Blar and Jamboner and D-Shap, Jakaraba, Jellerbean, RhinoRanker, Turtar,
It's all Chaker and Zhintar, Thanks for subbing Apple Attack and Naveen and Digital Fear,
Thanks for subbing Kinect, Thanks for subbing as well, what is this?
That's what, that's up next, brother.
Grimm and Kaido and multi-celled in Bernardo.
Hello. Thanks for subbing, says Meowth. Thanks for subbing.
Hi, I'm Neymar Glypsen, Ipsen, Odi, Agis, and Radio Train.
Jesus coming at you.
Oh, shit.
Rules, rules, and mystery, enigmatic.
Thanks for subbing.
Disciple, thanks for subbing.
Yes.
Violet Gore and Rampageing Happily and Happy Liam and KT.
Thanks for subbing.
Skate story remake when it just came out show got the alpha button variant Lord
or change the
hmm
yo any Super Bowl enjoyers last night
you know I have to say
Seahawks have been winning a lot since I moved to Seattle dude
you know what I mean
it might just be a coincidence but who can say for sure
Jit Lord in a hyperbluke Mr. Metal eternal suffering main entry main iraq lobster and
silver storm this dude
people in Washington or at least Seattle lights have been riding the high of the last
Winning us Seahawks team for as long as I've lived here, dude
Holy shit, they've been riding that high for fucking decade plus bros
And now I have to deal with that shit again, I caught oh, and I would either
How was the real halftime show you mean with famous not pedophile kid rock
move to Green Bay so we can win. No. I don't even know where Green Bay is. I have no rush
is bro that packer city. Is that in steel ball run? She says, Oh, it's in Wisconsin.
You see the discord face ID thing. Yep. Turns out the the British had the last
laugh after all fellows. We were laughing at them a year ago dude. Really ha ha ha ha ha.
We were laughing at all the people in Florida dude who had to submit their ID to watch porn.
I'll say this, it's fucked up one, two.
You would shudder to know how many times your data has been sold.
right. Your information is already out there. In fact, it's probably already been breached
and leaked. And that's just the nature of how careless the services that you use are
with the information that they receive from you. And there's no punishment for having
that information leaked or breached. They just keep collecting it and they keep selling
to people who are crafting advertisers based on what they perceive to be your personal interest
so that they can sell you a product that will probably be broken in five years because they
make more money if you have to repurchase that thing again in a couple of years.
You are an ant. You are a product. A product of a society that has discarded you.
you. Which is why you should be using my Nord VPN hashtag ad products. Okay, yeah, Nord
VPN, the best VPN around.
No, but seriously, I mean, isn't the other world now?
It is. It's not. It's not. It's not. Should it be? Maybe. Should it be? But it's not.
You can put a mask on or use a filter to preserve your identity.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, man.
I'm not going to put you down for doing something that makes you happy, dude.
Unless you're a League of Legends player.
Or a Valorant player.
Oh, yeah, dude. What about 2x KO, especially if you're a 2x KO player, dude?
Um, one of my lifetimes great ironies will be governments pretending like they're trying
to protect children and utilizing that as a means to farm the most amount of information
about the people that they apparently serve.
And the greatest irony is that there's a lot of people in the government who do a lot more
than protect children.
So what can you do?
What can you do?
Let's all go live on the moon or some shit.
I don't want to go there that place sounds like it sucks dude even mr. steam didn't want to hang out with musk man
They're trying to get everyone to give them their IDs for social media.
Got voted down now.
They are trying again, but to protect children from online adults.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everything.
It's like pedophile boomers lashing out because they don't know how to use computers
and like they're getting mogged by like online predator.
They're like, I don't know how to use Facebook.
What's Roblox? I don't know!
Mustacheino and W...
HL...
Hey, first sponsor stream coming up in a couple days!
Hey first sponsor boys, yes, let me tell you all about it dude. Let me tell you all about it
It's gonna be at 1 p.m. So two hours before I normally start or in this case two and a half hours
It's gonna be on the 13th, which is
Friday this Friday
Um, the sponsor segment begins at one ends at two, okay? So one hour of high octane gaming
for it. That said, I will be starting my stream at 12. Okay, so three hours before normal
start time and we will do whatever the fuck for an hour knock the uh the sponsor out and
then stream normal so that's the plan uh nebula wall in miller leaks or something
going to be like to his first sponsor, dude, I'm telling you, boys.
The original time was 10 a.m. my time.
And I do.
Normally, they don't budge, however.
Um.
I'm dude, I'm not going to start my string at 10 a.m., dude.
Most of you guys are at work.
You know what I mean?
or sleep. Pass let down in King season and kippin one. Thanks for selling.
How much is the sponsorship worth? Are you allowed to say no? No.
A lot. I mean, not as much as the Chinese one. Let's just say that by several degrees.
I've been an RXK fan for years and by a fan, I mean, I like the one song he did that's
12 minutes long. How does taxation work with sponsors? You're just going to CPA to file
it for you. Here's how taxes work for someone like me. Did I make money? Yes. Minus 39% of
that money. Doesn't matter how I made it. Good. Yeah, pretty pixelation stuff. Dude,
it's good. It honestly helps me sleep at night knowing that there are much more powerful
billionaire philanthropists who are paying even more than me to help the people. It's
Truly is a collective group effort dude. You know what I mean?
Honestly
Every day I'm feeling more and more Jesus like okay
First of all, I call dibs on
My tax money being given to the poor. Okay. Yes, that is how it works
I called it early, which means if you did not call early it might be going to missiles or bombs
Okay
Or the fentanyl conspiracy
Right
Do you know what I'm saying gar six or seven
Long live radio. Thanks for seven. Mmm. Chuck. Whoa, and did you put that this reading and working this is what we're talking about
By some billionaires eating fucking human flesh do how crazy would it be if that if that's what they were doing I mean they
But like what else do you do when you're a good Gagillionaire other than eat children?
You know what I mean?
Like that's kind of like...
Duh!
Like of course that's the next fucking step dude.
Have a little empathy.
I'm not opposed to an alternative to discord, I'm gonna be honest, dude.
Screen share too. How was the screen share though? Excuse me. Jimmy Poppins forgot something.
I'm gonna miss that.
It barely works.
Elite Mondays for Submit Discord,
Born as an Altatine Speak,
become a social that we know they're all for Discord.
Yeah, that's kinda how it goes in the modern era.
I always hated Microsoft Teams Gaming Edition, aka Discord.
Okay, Teams is much worse than Discord, much worse.
Sleepy Floyd entire or Josh who's up. Oh, you know, I've used teams before
Why I got I haven't announced me like I work in nine to five. That's why I'm always late
Dude, I ran I get dude I randomly got served a tick tock of myself playing deadlock yesterday
And then 170 likes
So I suppose you could say we're kind of killing it right now dude
I suppose you can call that motion
It's called motion
Did you DMCA them?
I should because there was no credit whatsoever that it came from my stream.
It's just a random Indonesian man trying to make a date, you know, honestly, another point
for my Jesus-like demeanor.
You know what?
Do make 10 cents off of my video, okay?
That's my gift to you across the ocean, brother.
Why Indonesian?
I don't know.
The only people who have ever stolen my content do not live in America.
They do not.
The first person who did it was Turkish.
Hmm.
CM tag and Reze and Ruri.
Marga Angel is up.
Where's the tiktok fed?
It was literally that sequence where we kill the Venator on the rooftop.
I don't even think it was particularly good.
Mr. Bray six or seven.
I'm not gonna sign the extra seven.
You guys, you guys do not even remember that, do you?
I streamed your doom hardcore run and pretend it was me to my friends at dinner.
Did you mute it?
Those games last night, thanks for subbing
And by name and brand name and memory and Sunday Robb is it was up you didn't speak was I locked in dude?
Please read my sub messages very important says hey sub dude
Ah, did you approve the halftime show that wasn't in English 100 pancaches for seven?
My enmity relies with the elderly and elderly people were more likely to watch
the alternative halftime show. So my allegiance is clear.
That said, they, uh, you know, kind of get mugged by kison at a little bit there.
Halftime show the numbers weren't there, buddy. Okay.
So right now in the three yes, of course, I mean
What's the origin story on the elderly hate
Okay, well an elderly man ruined my truck recently one but that was after the in midi was declared so I can't I can't really use that
I don't know. I guess I'm just a bigot. You're playing something good today or deadlock?
Uh, one. Let me check your other messages before I time you out for today.
Hmm. Hasn't chatted in four days, which means you missed the very good the run stream, but
you did not. You did not feel content to comment something then.
okay one of the greatest FMV games I've ever fucking played and one of the
funniest FMV games I've ever played no but you you greasy sweaty troll decided
to pop in to voice your displeasure dude
now how can I respect a man like that he's just a boy spare him
Oh, Jenner holds my fist back.
Ugh!
Ugh!
Fine!
Eeeeeeeww!
Yeah, did you watch all eight hours of the Silent Long Drive stream?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Big man?
My favorite part of that stream is my mic was open the whole time.
I was silent.
I wasn't on Microsoft Teams making business deals, dude.
So he says, you can hear me like hitting my keyboard and breathe like, at one point I
almost laughed.
I think I'm going to lose it.
Her dark and darker is not ass anymore.
In parentheses, probably a lie.
Have you heard?
That game had its chance, boys.
It's over.
I
Long drive was peak streams when we actually gonna finish it
There's no ending got a first-time chatter and chat the same as the four silver Eagles says
Who is considered to be the face of deadlock? Is it Metro?
One who is Metro two obviously it's me three who are you four I know it's you on
your alt account Metro you're not fooling anybody
It's got logged into results again.
Me to the mirror before bed, you're the face of death.
You're going places, kid.
When people think deadlock, they think it's you!
Took a shit today and it stood tall as another toilet bowl without touching any of the sides.
Felt like witnessing a mini Stonehenge.
That's not healthy.
Not healthy.
Baby Doc, you're zo-
Moon Moon, I'm sad.
You don't worry that the discord mods are going to jerk off to your fucking face ID, man.
It's okay.
Don't be sad.
Riot layoffs at that fighting game.
Game sucks anyway.
Another soulless riot abortion.
Holy fuck.
Was the worst things for seven
Baby doctics for seven
Holy moly
Top of the poot, thanks for God seven you're welcome and a team of 160 now 80 people
You don't really need
What do you need so people to design the heroes to code them people to design stages boom
done. It's a fighting game. Balance the game. Balance, they don't need any right employees
balancing shit because the reason that most rock games suck cock, they're mindless, soulless
experiences is because
They've been they've been balanced under a microscope by a group of fucking employee farting neckbeards for 20 years, dude
Here's Matt Timo top didn't work out dude everyone universally agrees
The way that the Dota doesn't and did it is has always been more fun and better
Okay, and that's that ever everyone every hero Dota had or has some fucking bullshit
And that defines them as a character, okay?
But going in and writing their patch notes. Oh veins right-click now does one less damage
It was a bit too strong in the laning phase
It was negatively impacting the the support item quest that permitted for the average
Nautilus player to receive their free wards
fucking
It becomes a checklist
Mugenics tomorrow, yes
That's what the kids want yes, that's the thing dude
That chatter may have just said that as a throwaway
But that is unironically what the at the average gamer wants now because they've been brainwashed by by loser
Streamers and youtubers who make their fucking rage bait like fortnight wine like there's so many fucking sweats in this game
Now dude, you know, I mean like this is so fucking busted. How is anyone supposed to have fun doing this now?
It's just not fun anymore, dude
Dude, I would love to meet a guy
Dude, I'm inventing a guy right now, hang on.
A guy who has played video games for 30 years, but has literally never heard of or watched
YouTube.
Holy fuck!
Imagine meeting that guy, he's like, oh you play, uh, you play, you play Call of Duty?
Yeah man.
I love Call of Duty.
How do you watch Nick Merks?
Who is that?
YouTuber?
What's YouTube?
The fuck do you
the fuck did you just say?
And that's how you that's how you find out there are skin walkers.
That guy is the first skin walker you've encountered dude.
Can I be on band from discord please? My band is unfair listen no one two we're not gonna
discuss your band on stream everyone here would universally agree that you deserve at
least a somewhat temporary band for what happened so just take it on the chin we can review
it in a little bit. Um, it's fine.
Looky pooky and cack band.
Thanks for something. You're not.
How long is a little bit?
I talk to me six months, man.
Like, let's.
Boom.
Um, Dan.
Listen, okay.
Do you even know what it is about?
Yes, I do, and you do not want me to talk about it on stream.
I do not want to talk about it on stream.
It showcased a very monumental lack of awareness.
Um, and if I speak the sentence of what I was told would happen, I guarantee not a single
soul into a shuttle degree with what you did, I guarantee it, was a racist, no.
He's not a racist.
Um, now, let me say this, it is possibly your intentions
were not what they were perceived to be and therefore you feel it was unfair. I understand
that. Okay, sometimes you are misunderstood online when you're trying to communicate with
people, especially with your text, I get it. I get it. I get it. I think no less of you.
I promise and we will leave it at that.
We will leave it at that.
Dude, they have thoughts on Sonay Takichi winning 90% of the youth vote in Japan being Japanese and a youth yourself
Well as a Japanese man
And a youth
Um
I she's she's a right right wing lady, right? Right
You never you never you don't really see that about her in
The news headlines at least when she was first elected
Let that solely got your opinion I
Think I think the most
Okay, first of all, I don't give a fuck about Japan or Japanese culture one as a Japanese man
That said, there is a big initiative in Japan right now where they are very anti-foreigner.
Where does she stand on that?
Always has been.
Yeah, but it's big right now.
with them. Take a guess. Yeah. It feels like a kind of like an emulation of what's happening
in America a little bit, right? I create my pants. It's for something she threatened to
invade China. So I go do this result. Rainbow origin. Thanks for selling. Your number one
Exports brain brain run wants all to kill all the olds in Japan and banned in all immigration. So basically suicide
All right, first of all that bitch is like 80 right 70. She's old
How do you kill the olds in Japan I
Did I I thought about this okay, there's a there's a big
At least in Japanese culture a big reverence for elders who pulled that shit off
2000 years ago or well, like whenever Japan began
Who's who's like they basically wrote there's
Traditionally, you're supposed to review your elders almost not like Godlike but like severe respect and reverence
Who pulled that shit off dude, yeah
If you want to know about Japanese politics, you should play killer seven hmm
No, I'm gonna be honest, I really don't give a fuck.
Was I confucius?
It's mostly just America that does not give a shit about old's.
It's probably universal, dude.
I know I'm seeing the end things up. The thing that really triggers me about boomers, dude.
Was the expectation around when I was like 1918 that I should already like be buying
a house and that like me living at home was possibly an inconvenience you know what I mean?
Like fuck you dude. Bro you, blood you paid 50 bucks for your fucking mortgage payment
for the first 10 years man. Fuck you man.
Motherfucker.
parents get his ass out. He's still mad. No. However, my, my, my dad and I butted heads
frequently. Frequently. No, I can't put that evil on my, my parents and I wouldn't surprising
I did they did not kick me out
Will you be buying a BYD shark six
The fuck is BYD
Chinese
Dude the the grill
It looks like they're trying to do like a Chevrolet thing with the the grill
I give you squint your eyes it almost looks like the Chevrolet cross right
GMC yeah, whatever whatever truckaboo shit
Looks designed for Americans
My truck is bigger than this, am I penis much smaller?
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
Still got to get those truck nuts, dude.
Holy guacamole!
Holy guacamole, dude!
Ryan E. Magnax, or something?
Favorite deadlock character to jerk off to?
Viper, next question.
The secret was going to get out sooner or later.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my!
Oh my!
Oh my!
Is it like, heat seeking a little bit?
Yeah.
Overlay Slave!
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Alright, what do we do?
What do we do?
Hold on.
I like that there's not like some like chill music in the...
In the out... outhouse.
Thanks for your damage and attacks.
It provides for your life steal.
More life steal.
cool down. More damage.
Oh, I like float when I do it.
Yippee!
Where's that I'm sorry I already hit Q from? I like Dark Souls 3.
Update available already. What the hell? I just started the game.
She floats innately? That's awesome.
Hello! Thank you!
Thank you!
Okay, so the ability use does not matter for the floating.
Mariush has to protect the prisoner that provides bonus movement speed.
If the barrier is destroyed, it's time to deal with enemies that deal a portion of the barrier's damage.
a
To a almost four seconds silence when this barrier was off. I
Can't test it here because it would have to be destroyed
Can't start timing out people that ask you to play with other streamers if they do more than once
Mm-hmm. Maybe notice that they've done more than once if you if you care to do it. What am I doing? Oh
Mama Mia
What
We got some we got some extra planar bigotry going on right now.
I bet I bet fire speed goes pretty hard on this character actually.
The range is like deceptive
What the it's like right beyond the range
Yep, this is what I voted for.
I like the floated man.
And with the round with the M1?
Oh I know.
It be bouncing dude.
They truly be bouncing on that shit, on God.
Can you explain what the abilities do?
Blast enemies and I can't afford any enemies that take
spirit damage when attacked by Celestin provide spirit life steal.
Two, a barrier that silences when it gets broken.
three
It looks like we increase our spirit damage every time we hit someone with this
Why is that not quick ass hello
Oh
What
Can explain what spirit is please
It's the thing that we all have in our body the light hangs out with our skeleton, which is also inside of our body
Fire rate per stat.
I don't know, it goes up to 6.
That's without burst fire.
Oops.
Once you deadly orb of light, the deal's spirit damage applies slow and reduces dash distance
on impact.
To the nearest enemy within range of no targets finally are bowling up for a duration. We'll continue to look for targets
It's better lich old
I don't know how to test this
Refunds half of the cooldown on a miss what the hell
Currently salt does the same oh
Use the TP.
I'm teleporting.
Where's the, uh, where's, where is there more than one bad man?
We'll bounce off of creeps
Testing tools
Max level all perks
As enemy
Have fun guys
Oops.
Okay.
Okay.
Plus 10 max bounces.
Okay, so 18 of max.
Giga slow on this.
I wonder what happens if you get mystic slow,
mystic slow or some kind of like spirit slow if it will go up to 95%
go on zipline with her please bro
oh
I wonder if it's just random
This is definitely my kind of character.
Hop, hop, hop.
Just kill her whole team.
Just kill her whole team.
Uh, Spawn.
Well, I'm a showbore off very perverted extremely perverted
Can you headshot with her gun?
Attack Banshee has auto aim?
I mean it's not as good as you think it is.
Okay it's pretty good.
It's pretty good, it's pretty good.
I'll give it up, I'll give it up.
I give it up, I give it up.
My reload!
Does getting more spirit give her anything at all?
games in an auto aim classic? Don't tell this guy about the very first MOBA and how when
you right click someone your character automatically always hit that person.
How far can her ball bounce? Good question.
Her ult works like TA's E as well, it bounces to the target behind it.
Good.
Um...
Oh.
Oh, let's use the ground markers.
Hmm, I mean that's about 15 meters apart
Gonna go crazy with expansion. Oh, yeah, I mean I'm an ability range gamer so
What's the stack? It's called a build range, hold on.
Meow, meow, meow, meow. What are some items I probably would buy, this?
I don't know what it is that just anyone would want to know.
Erm, this...
Hmm, I wonder if Echo Shard Barrier would be pretty perverted, I think so.
Oh yeah.
It seems like a waste to use this on the old, though.
Good luck.
Well, maybe not.
On three?
Yeah, that would guarantee more hits.
But I mean, this is already massive, so...
Let's see.
We were if we were to put this on our ultimate
Oh
We're uh right here
Let's get our game surge
Yup, is there a way to delete one of these that I'm looking at?
Take control and move.
Oh, true.
Hello?
Ooh.
Hello, I bet it probably works for me right here
Takes control of your body
Just will this jump if it if it gets near another person
Yeah
Does she start with 4 stamina?
This is my character, she starts with 4 stamina by the way.
What's with the Q time?
There's an update if you have an update.
Um, fast stamina.
It's another ability range item we could get away with.
Divide barrier, always nice. Spirit burn.
Center guides us pretty well.
Do do do do you get a you can green cultists sure
It's a lot of it's a lot of souls though
Yeah, we're the fucking whisper at me dog
Hmm is there a way to see our current range
40% their fucking cap no yes no cap on God
However, her old chuchot range of meters.
Bound trains 27 meters.
Let's get rid of...
27 down to 26 with spear burns.
They're weirin' some diminishing returns here.
Uh...
We're gonna kill ourselves together with the Cultist buff, but I think we still have it. XD.
Why does that not fucking work?
Reset Hero.
I still have the Cultist buff.
Swap.
Change Hero.
You're one of my regulars, aren't you?
Your arcane mastery will grow.
If you need my help, I'll be there.
Um...
So, realistically...
Is it glitch if you look all the way up with Celeste?
Hmm.
I don't think so.
I think you're bluffing.
Hey, you just gotta fucking bluff him.
All right with these two and with a jump the butt it's
Well, let's do this
My build crafting now, I'm I'm answering a vague question. I've always had
This guy said, is he fucking build crafting?
What is 10% of 23?
2.3?
Okay, so it would be about 25.
I don't think you need more range than this, if I'm being honest.
You can't see that I just didn't feel like doing the math. Is that okay, buddy?
Is there a max range on this?
Oh just go forever
You can't jump while it's charging. Why?
Weep, weep!
Let's try to hit the nastiest trick shot dude. Trick this out.
Trick them!
Is there actually no max range?
Oh, fuck it, I'm Samo Mastery.
Yeah
We're sitting in hopper queue hang on hang on
You can literally hit it if you're looking in that, but see that's the thing though,
you just throw that creeps if you're coming back to lane and like they're at your walkers
or something.
Well you just throw that creeps dude.
They'll start bouncing bro.
You ain't got to hit shit.
You ain't hitting that in game.
Alright, bitch.
All right, little big this is what I call you by the way, that's what actually me and
the boys call you.
Shut up felonious monk.
Jesus.
Well, again, let me get some copy real quick.
I'll literally be 30 seconds playing on.
Lems if they counter spell?
And then it gets blocked you fucking trogg.
Oh!
I'm sorry, what does that mean?
This is deadlock, man.
He means biddness, dude.
Deadlock Moon says the R word.
Yeah, so you better not mess with me.
Otherwise it's going to get really rude in here.
Oh I wanted to test the move speed reduction.
How low can your move speed reduction go?
This would... Mystic Slow brings us to 95 on an old hill.
I don't even...
Make him run.
I don't know.
I'm playing Chrome Sugar for the first time right now, a real game?
Yeah, I hope you got that turbo button, bitch.
Take control.
Oh, I'm so fucking slow.
Oh, yeah, what's her melee?
Oh yeah, what's her melee?
We got a little stupid little baton.
Heavy melee is a horn?
Mmm.
Perry.
Come here, Inferness.
Let me get in that bush.
wait it bounces to the soul is it bounced to other people as well
Yeah, by how many?
Just one?
Yeah, that's cool.
busted here. Absolutely busted, bro.
Hmm, busted. Reply that first time chatter, please.
Can you add a breathing overlay so I can be in sync with your breathing?
Yeah, I got you, bro.
Of course.
But of course, I think, uh, I'm a big fan of...
Leave this item right here.
What are you?
Tell me.
What are you oh?
Hit me bitch
How come I can't use the bent?
I'm an animal.
How do we get back to base?
Um, yeah, literally this character is bullshit.
I'll bear back one sec.
Give me literally 30 seconds, hand.
Hello?
Let me adjust my shirt.
Yup, yup, yup.
Wait for me to start again.
XD.
And you'll go through doorman's door
Probably
They're looking good today nice to be over on the side
Looking especially sparse today my lord
Lord. Vaguely reminiscent of my crop fields in the Great Depression, my Lord. Well done, well done.
I'm looking especially transparent today, my Lord. Thank you.
Good dustball reference? Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
You hear the new version of this for SF6? I have not.
How many landlords slime today? I know you guys use the word slime as a replacement for murder,
but I'd be sliming landlords with my mouth. Hope this helps.
All right, take this shit out. We got some we got some hero priority token, dude
Today
Sujax ill
All right, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't will not put us in unless we had to less
I cannibalizing them? No, I'm sucking them for their service. Oh, yeah.
Now I'm competing against all the other prior tokens, PEPW. Punches your fucking PEPWT out
After I get my 15 second Q, you're on the ground crying. I'm sorry!
I have no way to ask first.
I like...
We only have one re-roll fellas.
Ohhhh, but this item is so good though.
Ahhh.
What's the best fucking item?
We're gonna do this
I'm flying my
Oh, hey!
I gotta remember to have a fucking warden shield.
I give you a team, give you a team, give you a team.
Get pushed around!
I think I should be up here.
Okay, through?
Wow, where'd our HP go?
That bitch had max HP and then zero HP.
When your two also bounces all back to enemies, yeah, all we need is eight boon points to
make that.
This is good.
Let me put it on R3, right?
I like, uh...
Hmm...
Greetings. I gotta take a warp step.
Excuse me.
Well, let's get a...
We'll get this, because that's fire right now.
right now, and we have Serger Power, which is also on the build, so we'll shoot Gigafast.
Oops.
I helped.
I did 100 damage to that guy.
He counter-spelled it!
I'm ulting nothing, dude!
He'll yield railgun. Also my targeting radical gets caught on solid
I guess
We threw my points away, dude, you don't know
Meow meow meow meow meow we're gonna re-roll
Fringe sure
I wouldn't mind some more ATK speed
Do you know what I am saying that is not attack speed I know
where I'm being lamb Glee for so oh shoot he didn't choose frenzy I mean it's only 8%
Do you know what I am saying? I've been party to every murder on my team by the way.
Be well, bud.
of
the
Or lad, or maybe it is over.
Mayhaps it is over.
I'm not going to hit the tower though.
I'm going to waste all my stamina.
Bells, is it BM not to shoot the tower?
I gotta get this shot, I'm fucking...
Quickass.
NOOOOOOO!
Oh
Mogs you
Minus one prior taken. What else do you use it for?
up all teammates dead shoots tower staying still most healing that was a lot of
you let's see here let's get bit back up there in your motto up there I like
pocket to actually something of a twink enjoyer myself do you thought down know
with what I mean not gonna respond to survey and help the devs I don't get paid
to play this game. Therefore, I will not be giving them my insightful assistance.
Four of my parameters of it.
No lone killers? Something? We were talking about you earlier. And by you, I mean the game.
What if it makes the game better? You want to make the game better? If I didn't have to
see a TikTok where Stroud says the melee should be removed from the game, that would make the game
much but what if there was no melee what if you literally just like everyone
just like how about this all right now this is crazy no melee but also no
abilities right follow me so far and not only no abilities okay now get a load
this. What if you only had one life per round? You know what I mean? Okay, what if you had
to buy your items at the beginning of every round unless you did not die in the previous
around. Hmm. Think about it. Get on the fucking skulls!
I'll keep it over here, mister.
Of course.
Okay, go get him, buddy.
Wait, was that there?
that was ours. Take that. I'm gonna give in the creeps, and do literally nothing by the
way. Nice fucking melee. That was awesome. That was so fucking cool that you did that.
They don't fear me because I've missed literally every click so just wait dude. Just wait
And walk into the death beam pushing
Oh
Punches you.
This guy maxes too I think.
Incredibly fucking base.
Go get him.
I'm gonna keep hitting the creeps.
I'm helping.
Guys I'm helping.
Haha, haha, hahahah.
These guys are having fun fighting each other and shit.
Take that.
It's not going so hot right now, I'm gonna say that.
I'm just trying to kill the graves creeps guys um okay that was that fair
That's a dog
You just fucking
Dude what is happening
She just walked up and did it dude she didn't even move
Our starting items were not good.
That said, we could have landed one hook.
That probably would have been sweet, especially because we put two of our boon thingies into
it.
That's alright, it's okay.
of a knockdown city, dude.
I give it the heavy melee.
He tied to the creeps.
They're pretty strong.
Alright.
Here we go.
The L-momento improve.
Ah, I'm aware of it.
I tried I should have killed the fucking race dude she was only one shoot the tower
That's really going to get scrazy while I am the bunny.
Alright, check it out.
Healing booster?
Rescue beam.
Boom.
Vegan bebop.
Dude, I got one purple item.
Or at least the kind of vegan that eats fish, yeah.
Why is there really black and white, well, oops.
Why was the black and white? Do you guys see that?
I'm helping.
Look at that.
Oh yeah.
Look at this.
Oh yeah.
Big shmoney dude.
Which is over there murdering.
It's 2x KO fan dude.
He dropped off.
I'm a rabbit, but not for long
Oh
Bro her HP you mean
What up
There's locked out oh my gosh
I
Fucking read those in bed and get this bit creepy bitch off of me
All right, dude, it's time to deadlock
We're a Phantom Strike because I fucking hate this silver picker dude. I think that's what we do. This is also good
But we have transcended so this is about
We have many green items fellas many many many green items
No spirit no damage
What do you mean we got 102 spear power? That's awesome!
Bro, this bitch has 126 and she has 4 more purple items of her. Hello?
No, I need spirit! Oh, the time!
Take that. Oh yeah, here we go.
What the- Hi, hi.
Can you fucking hit one?
just fucking the smurred action
the thing that makes you take the no damage
Farming stats?
Meow meow meow meow.
Um, yeah?
Um, yeah?
Alright, now we're talking boys.
We're zero and two, dude.
But it's okay.
Because we're, we are the emotional support of our team.
They look, the world, they're spiritual guidance.
They look to us in our sage-like rescue beam.
Alright, thank you, mister.
the viscous that one-time member maxi
the fuck
Let's go.
Err, mage rape. It's literally raping you at this, isn't it?
No way.
Thank you, bullet-resist-chan.
What do we do about the ultimate?
I can't kill them guys they're too powerful
I'm too weak Senpai
They're still coming. How long does this bitch last?
Okay, didn't do that.
Ooh, that's a lot of lifesteal.
fucking pervert, Wraith, old man.
Nice beam. I was hoping my Venator wouldn't run, he was positioned in a very strange way.
He was like, yeah, I'm gonna manfight her until she holds her to the run, man.
He's fucking only dude, he's fucking with...
This viscous deserves to win and I'm gonna give it to him boys first we're gonna hit him with the hot
Weeeeere
Maybe we should have gotten Juggernaut
I don't know.
That's a revolve.
Why is it in hands?
Hello?
Did they change it?
Plus plus we fulfill a different role right now. I can't be in there spamming heavy mail is
We've fulfilled the get shot and die
I am a rabbit
Oh, I wanted to rescue Beemum.
I
Just look on it
No
Hmm, I don't like that.
Get street death!
I helped Daddy Viscous.
Thank you, Mr. Viscous Chan. Easy command. Wait, I got double commands! They love me!
I was on my screen! Hello? Surely they're not just doing it for everyone, man.
That means I'm the greatest.
We need to retry, dude. That one doesn't count.
You did 10k healing, that's great.
Mmm.
Is this the normal game mode in Deadlock now, or warming up, dude?
For the eventual cock-and-ball torture.
Sure.
Sure.
What do we want this on, though?
Oh yeah, three?
Tesla?
Hmm.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know.
I don't know, do I have any over healing kind of?
I don't know, I like getting the cooldown reduction on all these abilities.
I'm gonna go boom, boom, boom.
I know we're missing out on a lot of damage here, but honestly, you probably should have
got it on the three.
Wheeee!
Bro, he's still shooting me, dawg.
I
I
I missed my hold on the moan curl, feels fucking bad, man.
But they were planning for this.
Okay.
You gonna knock them?
Owned? Like a bit?
I didn't want to do it. I was scared.
I'm a fucking bitch.
I'm gonna wait for him to throw a stun at me.
Oh, yeah, I'm fucking dead.
I didn't even see it.
You need the one first to amplify your damage?
Hmm
Yeah, we could probably do like 20 more damage on her to whatever right now at the good point
Yeah
Good fucking point
How many of them?
Okay, bitch.
I do not care.
Can you see how I caramogged him by the way?
I got him.
We honestly probably take the weapon thingy first.
Instead of wasting our roll, I mean there's a lot of rounds left fellas.
There's a lot of rounds left, dude.
What the heck was that?
New camera looking good?
Thanks.
Okay, I'm gonna go cooldown.
I think we've run this to the actual game.
I like them both.
I like them both.
This is faster.
Man, how do you get over there?
What the hell?
Okay, who the fuck is she, Venator?
Rude?
Oh yeah, big man Venator.
Oh, I'm... I'm wolfing out!
That's a lot better.
That's alright.
You miss every ult you don't use, fellas.
And that's the truth.
I'm burnt.
I'm burnt.
Oh god, am I next daddy? No.
Fucking, I hate these things!
Okay, kinda weird that no one was there.
Yeah, sure, got more of these guys, I think.
Oh no.
Oh, I didn't expect him to fucking threemee or stun me, but he did.
Those traps are perverted.
I got just walked up and did it, bro.
Where's Limbis Company?
This one's familiar.
Does that like pulling into here?
Oh, she growling dude.
I didn't hit a single one, fellas.
I am disarm it, still.
Well, this is a gay anime.
Why did I know that?
I kind of like this, uh, this.
Let's go for another screw-up.
Okay.
Excuse me.
Mew, mew, mew, mew, mew.
Hmm, honestly, maybe we put that blessed thing in our hole.
Do you know what I mean?
What the fuck? Get off of me, bitch!
I might go in there
Fuck you what?
I'm not in his ass.
Oh, I should use that in the drifter.
I was rooted.
Holy fuck.
Oh, I think I'm dead still, Omega low.
Um, fellas, it's a lot of creeper here, fellas.
Bastard man!
You can shoot them right? Oh, yeah
I think I'm gonna be a model.
I don't think I hit a single person with that.
The range is not there.
Oh my god!
Johnny Ryzen.
You were nipple tacits?
Yeah.
You just burst the tower at this point?
I'm not trying to kill the tower.
I'm trying to step on a Venator trap and then eat a 3000 damage crossbow bolt to the face
and then have him be like, no aliens in my realm.
I will not abide by alien kind.
I would like some ability range, please.
Or escalating expo.
What do we want this on probably cloak what's a cool thing for
four
We can try more types I like using this item because I'm ship so
me out.
What's the cooldown, 32?
The ranker you know after the rain changed is a couple of days ago.
Oh no. Whoa.
Oh, me no, no.
Oh my gosh.
There's no fucking whistle in there.
Oh
Harder
I
Like a son, I know it was a walk
Um, guys, it got a little scary there for a moment.
Oh, I want this way, I think I'm going to make my team lose the town.
Oh no, they got backwarp back.
It did not matter!
Wait, did they have it at the end of the map?
Spirato Burno.
Did I get this as an extra right?
Damn
Whoa, we're getting even more range fellas
It might be time to say goodbye to rescue beam fellas no
Nay, I can't quit you
13 second divine barrier dude it's normal
I'm probably should hold it actually, but I'm alive and tanking.
so much
i'm helping
i'm helping i'm helping
Here you go daddy drifter take my suck beam
Nice hole. Thank you. Sit a good everywhere
You know the Walker from big damn. How am I the MVP?
I don't think you can hold the lock. I think you're trying to I think you're trying to mean me sir
Okay, I think this fellow is trying to give me a try to meme on me, dude.
You can actually.
Like, you tell me that guy's not doing a little tomfoolery right now, fellas.
Are you the man or the briefcase?
Hmm.
Why not both?
Shmojo?
This was a bit of a spinning robot.
Happy birthday, dude.
Ever since they removed the walker resist, it does daught it to it.
Hmm.
Come on, throw up and immediately jump back on it at the start of the round for a boost.
Hmm.
I did not know that.
Shut up.
My game always lags when I start up.
Is that weird champ?
It's compiling shaders.
I think you compiled these.
Come on, there.
Oh, where are the keys?
Guys, what's in the briefcase?
I think it is the Epstein boss, unredacted
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Heheh
A LOT OF furry boy
Yeah the Epstein boss
Who cares about them anymore?
I don't like pocket
I heard his dad didn't actually try to kill him
I heard he was the other way around
actual
I can't do this again. I can't do that again. I can't do that again. I can't do that again. I can't do that again
Skinner, there are two political in here. You said you said very born in a briefcase
because they aren't standing still now there is he what are you silly look at that
Is this right here?
You hear that?
You guys have for lunch, oh I was inside of it
Pockets non-binary by the way. I do not care is a video game character. I'll tell you what
when I get an email from this guy expressing his dislike for my my pronoun usage for him
then I will kindly stop. I will kindly stop. This is a collection of pictures of pixels
and whatnot so now you guys you're human i will respect your your pronoun whatever the
fuck it is dude but until pocket turns around in game and looks at me and says actually it's
Once they have them, they're getting he-him, dude.
I think we can reroll here.
Is a non-binary person give me the pass to mission or pocket as much as you want.
Thanks.
I was gonna do it anyway.
Yeah, gigafire rate right now actually dude I don't care
They're shooting me. I don't care. I don't care.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
It's okay. My team cleans up.
Mm-hmm.
Easy peasy. We should have gone after literally anyone else there, by the way.
This brave is so fucking dead.
Oh I'm Graves don't turn around!
What's happening?
That was awesome!
That was awesome dude.
I don't think so bit.
Okay, kinda weird that you're focusing me, but whatever.
Or what?
Get those things off of me, man.
For what? Get those things off of me, man.
Oh, not again!
Okay, there's no way she could have maxed her all yet, so...
No refresh.
What the fuck is he doing there?
Who are you shooting at?
It wasn't me.
He was aiming at me.
He was aiming at the fucking creeps.
Um.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
When he began turning that, he was not aiming at me. He was aiming at the fucking creeps.
Um...
Yeah, I mean...
...and the temp was made.
I respect that.
But I think we're dead.
Why did you run over here?
Oh god, my HP.
Okay, the team is literally behind their tower right now, by the way.
I
Okay, you're welcome I guess whatever just happened you're welcome
Nice, your matapoo. Wait, does someone say that? Thank you, Le Petit Nicolas. Thank you.
I am your matapoo. Never forget that it's me. Excuse me. Hmm. I mean, sure. I am your
What am I supposed to do? Are you playing Mugenics on Wednesday?
I don't stream on Wednesday, so maybe the day before that.
Whoop!
No? No?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Excuse me.
I'm still fucking stupid and bad.
What?
Okay.
Alrighty.
Okay, she has 1 HP.
Ay, ay, ay.
oh yeah yeah yeah
don't let her do that she's no old what are you waiting I should have strung
in for you
Yeah, I'm kind of like a coach type when I'm dead my team needs them
Not again, not again, it's happening again
It's my fault. It's my fault. It's my fault. It's my fault. It's my fault. It's no one else's problem though. That was super his fault.
I don't believe that is what I would have done.
Nope, that is not what I would have did.
Who am I shooting at right now?
This Calico has cursed me, bros.
another guy out here yeah he loves god
Oh no.
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
Oh!
Okay, is that a weird?
Hmm, I think I'll fucking die, I'm scared of it.
Heh heh heh heh, see you later.
Oh, he killed the town. Well played, well played!
That's what I should have did.
But I am pussy new.
Alright.
Now, what if we got Decay...
and then used it indiscriminately?
I need a green hat. I guess I have one. I just have a green hat.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Four second cooldown, six second cooldown.
We're armed down in this house, dude.
Oh, Dato.
This guy's name is my wife, left of me.
So fucking sorry about that, man.
Okay.
Okay, kind of weird, nice counter spell, no sick actually, you kind of might be the gope
of all time.
I thought I was going to execute the fellas, double EW, double EW, double EW, double EW,
Here I am doing my honest charge my one ability and fire it from across the map work and
this guy comes in with his extremely dishonest, fresh three abilities in 0.2 seconds and kill
you instantly work.
I'm coming, who kills the tower the fastest?
Whoever's shooting?
I don't know how that didn't hit that guy by the way.
Fucking fringe
What
Fucking bitch
Everyone abandoned the tower shooting except for that guy. He was fucking the hopping around like a motherfucker behind me
Yeah, guys, what if we got echo shard one?
That's epic, right?
I don't think it's worth it, especially because we have two pretty good acobots.
I'm a pussy.
You say items of shit when you get them, I have no idea what's going on.
Purple item give me magic damage, green item give me more HP and resist.
A orange item equals shoot gun, more damage.
These items over here, I use them and they do stuff depending on what the item is.
Good luck.
Who the luck hole?
Got him.
FUCK!
I was literally greeting for my ult there, so I could do another one immediately.
Where's my spell breaker?
Damn, she's suckin' hard here.
Awwww.
Givin' him the suck.
BLEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
BLEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
What the fuck's she got, tail?
Erm, nice e-ships.
I guess.
We got Silver coming in.
I'm not into this, however, unless it's by accident.
I'm fucked to that guy just saying, chat!
Hey!
Alright, I'm gonna shoot it.
I changed my mind.
Can you shift?
This guy said I'm a beautiful head of hair.
How about everyone else?
me when I tap 0% tip because the delivery fee already cost me my monthly allowance for
a single McChicken.
I feel that man, I feel that.
Yup.
I want to play Bip Bap or Horse Lady.
Sub-Order and Food Fat Ass?
Yeah, go get it at least, man.
That's like minus 20, that's like minus 15 buckaroos right there.
You know what I mean?
Here's what you should do, okay?
Instead of using Dordash and spending an extra $30 on your McChicken, you literally should
go outside and walk there, and every 50 steps you should do one burpee, and if you don't
do that, then you hate yourself.
A what?
Yeah, figures you wouldn't know what that is.
Not surprise.
I'm actually not surprised fucking nerd
We've seen path of Titans game not on steam sounds like a gotcha game
What's it about?
Path of path of Titans
The dinosaur I even as a kid was never really in the dinosaurs
You watched all the Andorra on your Peloton and lost 10 pounds.
I would have done 15 personally, but...
Modern Chaosics or something?
Mystic Slow?
Head Over.
This was not a good series of items fellas. It's not very good
Not good not good
I'm your favorite obese geriatric streamer. I mean look at this
You kidding me
You kidding me obese how many chances it looked like I got
One very cool
He explained me how this game works, I don't get it
Ever seen water world
Stop it, Victor. Stop. Victor! Stop, Victor!
What the? An incredible juke by my man.
Okay, not good, but I guess
Fucking her look
How's it not hit grab her grab her thigh dude
You good?
Yeah, she good.
Oh, shh, fucking air nest right above it!
I did the uppercut damage from the mob in hit cuz it got stuck on the wall and then the bomb didn't
Because he went around the fucking corner, dude. It's just not like it there. It's just not like it there
Nice roll
I'm in the wall
Oh
Um, gotta kill these creeperinos fellas
Ha ha ha, bitch!
Stop.
I fucking hate graves, man.
I'm not a Graves Liker.
They can rune.
He's outling!
Nice parry. I mean, you can't really do anything else at that point, right?
I just wanted to kill, so I went for it.
And then I pressed this button.
And then we kill the tower.
I'm a firing my laser that's right. I love that mean
Wow not good not good
More bullet resistant.
We got one purple item and it's the slow item.
I'm a pussy salad eating robot.
Welcome to this little bit.
Don't nod your head like that.
You're a cat. Your head does not move like that.
Natural. It's grossing the air.
Hey, where's the enemy?
Bro, who is he talking to?
Bro, who is he talking to?
You are full of surprises
Okay
Okay, I'm not doing shit man. I'll be honest. It just ain't happened
Get it? Get owned. I think. Nice. He's conscious. Nice tower defense there, buddy. I punched
I'm in to where he killed her with the fucking owl.
Um...
Nice.
Um, fellas...
We actually do a lot of left click right now.
Not really.
Kinda.
A little bit, we shoot fast.
That's awesome.
Off-road we have this.
They're having sex in Twitch chat. Yeah, they can't get that shit anywhere else, brother. Of course they are.
And it makes me sick.
This guy's typing LOL.
Nice. I would like some mobility range, please.
Do you think we can arrange that in game arena?
I just wanted to get stuck again for fun.
See what it was like.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Yep
Probably could have got a hook on that guy
Hey man
Slaps you across the fucking face.
Oh, ma-
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh. What are you doing?!
Did you see that did you fucking see that did you fucking see that
Did you fucking see that dude what the fuck was that?
Not bad actually.
This guy, we killed the fucking victor.
He stood there and he aura farm stood in his own.
He took like a thousand fucking damage and they got stunned for two seconds
afterwards.
Nice one, nice one.
Get over here!
He fucking disarmed me.
Why?
The picker does not have ultis early by the way.
Wheeee!
Alright.
Nice ol' bitch.
Why'd I do that?
burn
Yes he is
Get away from my team
Wait a second.
That's a audio bug, by the way.
Nice, I got the cover.
Peep, peep, peep, peep.
Oh my...
Hmm.
Okay.
Um, fellows!
the venture went on a little journey behind their tower I think or watch them die
you gotta oh I know I knows we got it
oh I flip and no dude
me me me me me rear of this
what is the cooldown this might default 14
Alright, I'll watch this voice.
Hey, my voice changes, I never do that.
I cannot fucking see myself.
I am a robot.
I already ate my gun actually.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOWWWW
What the...
I won't mind it.
I'm the Dorito!
I knew that. I knew that real bad.
Anything else? How about this, bitch?
You're getting stunned.
Oh, it's family some more pussy
What's up to me? Oh my god, he's gonna be so hard
It's okay we shrink read someone before this
please
Shinkray's kinda good, huh?
What is this shit, dear?
Grants move speed.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna shrink out.
Whoa.
Okay, kind of creepy what you're doing.
We're in walk-up and die mode right now.
Oh
Where'd it go up
Hmm
What is happening?
Okay, nice 20 damage, bitch.
There's much more than 20 damage, by the way.
Either way, lost, fellas.
Um, maybe we can get this off real quick.
I feel like we have no other option because we'll just walk up and die question mark
Hi, hi, hi, I do intend drift or do it go
I mean
Dude I hit the drifter standing in the victor old and not doing anything kind sums that up
But could we have done better yeah
Bro, it's a ram pooping a sweat and Q ranked hmm. I wish your mother had used contraception. I'll be right back
I'm a Q a cute
I will not be right back.
We got a last bebop shiv in pocket.
I was, uh, kinda like that, Majestic Leap's bitch.
I'm a pussy.
I'm a pussy bitch.
I think we actually go two into this.
Talk to a guest member that man 2017 was like 10 years ago, man, it's not crazy.
How do you under ability?
mean undo you just click it again or right click you know now nice 20 damage
She does, like...
I've been disarmored.
to
one
one
Walks back and forth. He had to walk all the way up.
This guy was like...
He hit you though? After walking up.
Big freaking whoop dude. I'm not impressed
Big freaking whoop I'm playing with I got a lash named poo balls
See doggy for some there he goes
Who balls
There he fucking goes, man.
There he goes.
There he goes again.
I got calm on the wall.
On the wall, Dean.
Okay, I buried him.
LESH!
Okay, bitch.
Okay, bitch.
Okay, it's on me.
We stay back here.
Just do it.
Why did you do that, boo-balls?
I got boom
who goes on give a fuck here who was actually moving different
He'll be shmoomin' the front.
Hmm, this is kinda what I was hoping for here, by the way.
This shit perverted.
Meow meow
Okay
Now we need to transcend the cooldown for the uh, the the 14 13 second divine barrier
Meow meow meow meow meow meow new patch yeah, there's been like three today fellows
getting the adipates or something by the way why am I playing like a cortisol
Mogs jester dooner jeans I guess we don't we don't bomb right away what are you doing bud
Momma Mia!
Oops!
Ahhhh!
Hehe!
Hehe!
Oh, no, dude, no, man, oh, fuck, I'm so fucking sorry, man.
Hehehehe.
Badoo.
Badoo.
Badoo
Mmm, nice one
Are you just fucking old, man, you stupid bitch?
Please finish em off
I don't know why I did this I was just gonna fucking kill me
Oh, so close.
Nice parry.
This guy is aggro on me, dude.
Every time he sees me, he's literally holding left click and walking forward like a robot.
you're hooking him to you? Dude, I honestly, I think that maybe you might be too stupid
to understand, like what I'm talking about, right? I think that you are not smart, right?
Okay
I'm not gonna stand up. Oh, I think we lost this round boys
It's ship time check those shit out.
Watching the same matches our homeboy has been walking on like a bot regardless of hooks. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Yes. That's what happened
I don't know dude some some pep W chatters are actually like a brainage is actually kind of sad
Yeah, who can you do?
Um...
Uh-oh...
Man, I don't know...
I mean, gig along the hole, I guess.
Uh, this'll be good if we get traps.
Here we go.
Yippee!
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
me when I when I say the opposite of what the streamer said despite it
clearly being evidence and fact on screen
mmmm PEPW
now we're really just
mmmm PEPW, that's a PEPW for sure
how long is my life?
uhhhh
Where's it say? It does not say. Get this. Maybe.
Oop, I'm sorry. My man.
Oh
I
Like buddy
Relax buddy
Okay, you got lucky.
Ow, wait, I'm dead if he hits me with the last one here.
He has been holding on to his fucking balls this whole motherfucker to death.
the lashes party behind them right now actually
I don't think it's going to be fast enough.
I'm going to kill the creep so that we have backdoor production.
Oh
We're good my dumb
Wait, where's my Dispel- Oh, did I hit Dispel Magic?
The blood really beats spamming the parry button right now, does he look at me so
another pop the divine barrier in our cell for once we
Yeah
Who balls
I'm just gonna kill it because I really want to win against this Venator because he's
a little bitch, so...
Not this helps.
is there a stat dude i i feel like that enhanced divine barrier was so fucking
value the whole fucking time. Oh, it counts as healing, I think. Just on the divine barrier.
It would have been nice to hook that Ivy once out of the air.
I'm capable of that level of power, boys, I promise. I don't want to play again.
I've done it before dude. I've done it before dude
You feel from your old yeah, but there were
Is it possible to yield 18k alone off of our ultimate that last round cuz this one we got the last level in it
What am I playing now deadlock I had to restart cuz there was a patch patch three I
I
Have to pee and I'm gonna get some coffee
You ever ever to break down barrier versus normal healing
Underbushes for something we watch the new genics trailer
Is there a guard that wants to show the Mugenics trailer on-screen?
Uh, I personally do not give a fuck if you do that.
It seems like a lot of work for something you guys could usually do yourself.
You know what I mean?
Actually yeah.
I'm just gonna play some music.
Okay?
Yes, below.
Nah, don't worry about it.
I'm just gonna play some tunes.
I'm just gonna play some tunes, I'll be right back.
Okie dokie.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
you
The toilet trembles in fear of me.
trembles in fear, nursery ball.
Push it, oh we're gonna raid him.
Random.
Random.
Pouch.
Well, let's be my queen.
Folks can hear the Jersey double perform in a comedy club and go along with it, but I tell them I'm a unicorn.
Blah, blah, blah, shut up.
We're homies.
Guys, what if I told you I played Paranox one time?
Did not ask.
Okay.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
12 health regen.
Very nice.
Meow, meow.
Let's get perverted with it, dude.
We're going Pulse Grenade build.
Deldo thinks we're 7, kinda.
Bill?
Yeah.
Pray for Echo Shard?
I'm pray going, dude.
Stay away from my friends!
I want to throw me grenade, hiya!
Walk back into it, got him.
That's a silver and I'm dead so.
Wait he killed her dude.
sick we still lost that me when Silver has all this she's gonna tower down me
level one yeah it's fucking over
Broom, cool down on the grenade dude.
Coltus?
Uh, re-roll.
Um, hmmm.
No, re-roll.
We won't.
Oh man.
I think we'll get this for the lash. I don't think he's respecting the knockdown.
Meow meow meow meow.
Oops.
All right, buddy
Like that five damage
Hmm
Oh my god
He's on him, he's on him.
Get out of here, dude.
Oh man!
See you in 50 seconds!
Does this stick to walls?
Okay.
Well someone is flying
What
Okay
Oh my god.
I think she probably maxed her ult, so I'm just fucking dead.
She has her ult for other 20 fucking seconds!
Yeah.
You don't run through her, you don't die for it!
Uh-uh.
Um, re-roll.
I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna give my all I think I'm a max my over
I think I'll max my ultimate on that one.
Wiggum, thanks for selling it.
Okay, I think it's Goop Smoker.
What's Goop, guys?
Oh, Paradox, my queen.
Come here, I'll show ya.
Oh.
Oh
No
I need a headshot.
She's dead.
Where's- oh.
I'm kind of smoking them right now, do you think?
friggin' smokin' on them, actually.
99 stacks! I mean, we have to try it, right? I don't think it's gonna go...
Mmm...
We're gonna get the wall for the silence against the silver in case it gets to be really bad.
I don't think we're not killing that many people per round though.
We've been partied in nine kills and we have at least two more rounds.
Oh, 14m sprint speed.
Nice.
Oh
No
We're livin'?
I'm scared?
Great.
Walk.
A hitter.
They made the noise.
Kobe Bryant!
What a lot of air guys on their team
The radius is massive right now
now.
One stack, baby!
No, no, no!
Okay, uh, something went down over there and I was not partying to it.
We're in whift.
Body.
We fucking lost, by the way.
This is over, dude.
The Silverino is back.
She's in the air.
Oh, hey
Yo, this bit flying dog
The lash has a
Oh my god, they got him.
That was very scary getting lashed a little there.
Oh my god!
Mmmmmmmm!
Goodbye.
Refresherino?
Good bye.
Refresherino?
Uh, War Reborn.
Win Echo Shard.
Win.
Hmm.
I kind of need this.
I know it's good, I know it's good.
Indirect species got collector?
No, that is too good.
Too good.
Unfortunately, we do not get an Echo Shard.
That's okay.
They should run.
Lush has a little...
Oh!
I need a creep now!
This guy's going in, bro.
Dude what?
Oh no.
The Lash! The Lash!
Whoopah! She's here!
The mighty Death proc? No.
Oh, we're now to Omega Low.
Oh
My oh my god
We won.
Classic.
Pog bomb I learned.
I didn't know she was going to get trapped.
Oh, where are the MVP?
Undeserved.
I've been alive for an extremely long time.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Duo with XQC needs a carry? Sure, man.
Hey, you want to drink this? On the bottle, you notice that it's labeled Bleach?
I know it says that it's Bleach, but it's actually just water.
I just sterilize it.
No, thank you. All right, takes a drink of the bottle. Mmm. So good. So good
Mmm
Do we play
You know what, let's play business. That's my favorite here
That's my favorite here
Can you shoot the carbine while you're reloading, by the way?
I can't like reload it and then...
No, you can't.
Whoops.
I wish we had gotten some more cool spirit items for the bulls-kernade build.
but alas like can you imagine for a month there's an item in in street brawl
that gives in a the gives an ability that does not normally have charges
charges and it's a lot of charges
imagine dude oh my god how can I tell you're playing a female character she
isn't overly sexualized we mean she's wearing a coat a sexy as hell the
Thomas six for seven. What are your thoughts about Hans Eli Sebastian force, force and
force though, insert email that I literally cannot discern. Oh, it's a six of them.
You know, I have the same answer every time when you guys ask me that question,
and that's that I forgot he existed until like right when you sell them.
so do do do do we have to land against graves that's cool but what if what if
we still do I hate this
I don't want it.
Um, it's buy and time, mate.
I'm being a family. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Nice fucking jump you stupid bitch
I fucking shot that by the way.
I do not care.
We do not care. We do not care.
Used to build a punch soul, by the way.
Some of your new bloods might not know that, by the way.
Some of you freaking new bloods might not know that.
Get off the shop buddy, we're fighting.
We're fighting dude.
He purchased something.
I'm up here now.
Purchasing is cheat.
You have to take it.
all right.
All right.
No.
No.
You good?
You ain't good.
Also, I'm not good.
Hmm
Honestly, I would have hit leaning against the rim more than graves
Those are the fucking stupid creep buffs. That shit is fucking weird.
They have a lot of healing.
Nice parry, idiot.
Where'd the REM go? Am I dumb?
I'm kind of mindlessly shooting creeps right now.
Do you know what I am saying?
Hmm
Got a shot buddy got hit one shot
Yeah
I'm just pathetically trying to shoot them with my gun, by the way.
Um, that's an ultimate.
ouchie! those things hurt!
Shizzle the Wraith.
Yeah, I wanted to get the wall behind the fucking Guardian.
kill the tower kill the tower kill the tower kill the tower
yee-pee!
this guy's kind of refused to go back huh?
I'll take those bitch!
well now we take their jingle
Good punch.
This is Steven.
Don't do this.
The greatest king, though.
Meow, meow.
I don't know the bike.
I need to like, queue up some fucking items or some shit, brothers.
Oh, wait, this is definitely not the item we should have bought by the way.
Uhhh, the guys...
That was not nearly as far as it should have been, alas.
Now we steal their souls.
Big style.
It's my fault. It's my fault, dude. I waited to use my two because I assume it would not
follow up as fast as they should have. They did. They did.
Where's the Grazel? Hit me.
Um, it's not going good in left lane, huh?
We literally have to go there
Yeah, they were in our jungle.
Not really anything we can do about that.
The adram's gonna come up behind me and give me a big hug.
Hey, bobs.
We gotta help our Rem, cause he's based.
We should not have done that, by the way.
Alright.
Why should I just walked up the rubber fucking idiot man
Hmm
I hate you that was mine I earned that
I'm not very strong either what can we do man what can we actually do
I was like having my health...
I was gonna do that guy.
Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh!
We start game.
True.
Uh...
I mean they're fighting pretty hard over here, but
see the issue with that is that the Mina might show up
and the Mina has a lot of money.
Dude, both of my teammates
are like behind enemy lines
trying to kill his Abrams, she does not even have HP right now.
I'll never know I'm here until I show myself.
of
How does that-
Do something you bitch!
How is that not a parry?
Dude, his punch was so fucking delayed, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
fucking delayed, man.
I'm so sad, man.
Bro, I thought you was calling Mina high? I mean, I did a lot of fucking damage to her, dude.
I did. I did.
Oh, god.
What am I supposed to do die I don't want to die
if
we can't go as I use a redone too much
That could have gone bad.
Barely made it out alive.
Our blue walker is under attack.
Our green walker is under attack.
Let's play a game.
I am tougher than I thought I was.
It's not the handshake, but better.
I
Mean I've been muted this whole time fellas. What's it? I'm back
What up you guys chillin
Who's he talking to I was talking to myself you know what I mean
Totally normal and sane people do that BTW I mean is in the right lane which means we
Leave she is scary
Hurry!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Hurry!
The boys need you!
ah
Okay, I know I'm coming
I like that you did that.
Please turn the fuck around!
We don't want to get hit here, just so we can finish re-dying.
I also want them to kind of go on me right now.
That's right.
That's a fine thing.
That's a fine thing.
I
Punched her out of the fucking door waiting to finish her off. Thank you based racist priest man
I'm
Did I pray today?
Where we by
Which God oh, you know the fucking
The angry one
Do I stay preyed up?
Hell yeah!
Hell yes dude!
I don't care.
In fact, I want a burr.
I heard some very suspicious noises around me.
Okay.
Well, see you later, buddy.
Um, gotta blast.
Got her. I'm so fucking good actually. I'm actually so fucking good, dude.
I'm seeing geometry that humans have not ever perceived, dude.
I knock her out of that room, dude, and then I hit her on the fucking wall, man.
I think we can mid-boss by the way, guys.
Let's do it quickly, quickly!
We can do it in 30 seconds if everyone goes! I'm not hurrying. Oh.
Oh shit, I forgot to rebuy my fucking push-tarky. Oh no!
Oh
Not good
That's like 20 seconds too late and I can't say anything a game right now because I'm my fucking bush dog
But this work
Ain't no mother freaking way
the
Oh
This mid-blocker is almost dead
No, wrong guy, he's walked up to get my team to go up.
one
man
Dude, I honestly and truly do not know the layout of these bases, by the way.
Guys, I have- oh!
Let's see, let's see here.
Alright, alright, alright.
I
Knew down no noob up noob up dude. It's guys name is emo cat girl, bro
We can't lose
Life strike or spirit
Honestly, we should probably be getting spellbreaker because she's doing a million damage on that fucking rock
Oh no. We're doing okay. We're doing okay.
Make sure I bind it on all the heroes.
Shut up, bitch.
I'm just getting your cool, dude.
Pulls out a gun.
This guy is fucking
gaming out of his fucking gore right now. We have to help him.
Oops, hit the wall there.
Ain't no way.
of
Yeah, keep checking to see if I'm U-Know.
Me A-Bombs!
Me A-Bombs and me go attack, me charge.
My whole team not with me, that's okay.
They should be, bitch.
Go heal up, pussy.
We did the first drop, I don't believe.
we have to all read I do not care that you did that I kind of care now
Remember me!
Um, we need...
Ooh, not good, fellas. Not good.
I should have taken my own advice.
Really want this. Really want this.
Hmm...
minute 30 responds insane it pull out your fucking phone and scroll some
tiktok you little zooming bitch that's too much for you got three different
handheld appliances that can occupy your minute attention span it's looking
insane you know how long I had to fucking go to drive to school middle
school dude 45 minutes oh my god a 45 minute bus ride dude oh fucking kill me
You know what I had in my pocket? Motherfucker?
Not a phone, not a Game Boy, because this was when I was old, dude. I had nothing but my thoughts.
A minute 30 is crazy. Can't get there in time.
Mmm, do we just...
I think we try to save for...
The reduction
Be careful, I'm skilled
Oh
It's on somebody anybody to play skin want to play so bad, please no mox you fuck you you get nothing
I'm here in some creeper movements right now
Let's fight this air.
Yeah.
Ryo target, Mina.
You see, she uses her two, turn on Wraith.
Or Graves.
and eight graves.
They're just shooting at me guys.
But I'm invincible.
Oh no.
This is your own fault for what you did.
Oh no.
To me, it's around here somewhere, I don't know where. Oh, she's back at base.
Well, I think we're just waiting, fellas.
Let's go, boys.
You know this mean is so fucking mad by the way holy shit
This guy's 17 and 6.
Holy fuck it.
Talk shit and chat?
No.
They're pretty good.
Most souls!
How many slurs?
None.
None.
Who do I play?
Wait, I avoided this hero, but I still saw her.
Viper?
Guys, I got like six hours of sleep last night.
I cannot aim my gun right now.
Play Loo Boo.
How about we play?
Bebop. Bebop's cool.
Six hours supposed to be little. I've come to realize that I personally require
at least nine hours of sleep. That's because I am the human incarnation of Slaw.
This is not bebop!
Yeah, I'm sure a lot of people ban bebop.
Why?
Orians to Venator and Dorifto.
Mohammed and Karim.
Hmm.
Karir, Karir, Mohan Krill player?
Giga, Monka?
I am a meal
Don't shoot me I'm big
I need a I need a region it's not good not good right now no oh my god
Fuck it bitch creepy bitch
This guy is punching dude
You gotta get the souls man, gotta get the souls man.
Okay, okay, okay.
I can't wait to send him airborne.
Okay, get this creep out of my freaking jungle
I need what are we how do we win this leg?
We have to do more damage
me old left click.
What?
Okay, sure.
Do it, bro.
Do it, bro.
Do it, bro.
Do it, bro.
Do it, bro.
How do you miss that, brother?
Uh, let's get this.
Got a headshot, though.
Very important.
I am the lash and I think my soul come on just one headshot one headshot buddy
Oh
All right, relax relax relax. I'm just your senior pose
But this box up real good, I hit him
We had the same idea except I was too early
What hello
Not me
Um, this one.
Small F.
Ooh, we're getting big enough now.
go home
I
Really all to the take my camp this is a piece of shit
The bastard
What
Hmm
Hmm
She went back crying to a shit
You kill the screen play let it come back like come back
Do it, do it bruh, do it bruh.
I'm bleeding.
Um.
Um.
You think they're gonna come?
Okay, hold my lady. That's my queen
I'm about to ruin you, daddy.
You're out last.
Oh, Celeste.
Oh Celeste. Was it my fault? Mayhaps, mayhaps. Mayhaps, my queen, mayhaps.
Oh my god, we need to hit that one!
I'm fucking dead as shit.
I'm dead.
I am dead.
It's okay.
They don't expect the comeback.
I cannot kill that guy.
He's very sad.
I'm just not, I don't do that, I cannot, I don't think I have the, uh, I don't know
I'm not perverted enough to like unlock this character to his maximum potential, you know what I mean?
Um...
Yippee!
Yeah, you're raged up right now, buddy.
Oh my god, I'm being bled!
Um...
Oh!
Hey, we're just not doing it, dude.
There are many people mid right now.
Oh god.
Oh shit that was stupid as fuck we should just went back.
Anything?
Bro I'm missing the uh, what's it called?
The lash one dude.
Hey a pep talk when he doesn't tell me something cool any cool facts
You're the king oh, yeah, there it is
Hmm, I think I should have jumped on that guy.
Er, excuse me.
Just in time fellas!
Just in the nicot!
Ha ha ha ha!
It's over dude!
I got my one.
Surely that's okay, right?
She is non-stop sucking that gap, brothers.
Do we even... no, we don't go over there.
Nay.
Nope.
she was shlorp galore thing
Um, it's not good right now, it's not very good.
This guy's kind of, eh.
my winning son. No. Okay, kind of weird. I don't know where the hell he went. He left.
And then someone took my sinners, it was the ram dude.
It was mine.
It's the one that I was promised.
And then he escapes unharmed.
Yep, they're right into the fucking affliction.
No
Not me that not me though everything's gonna be fine don't panic
What do we buy dude
One HP yeah, that's a dot that cannot kill you
Yeah, he goos all over you, dude
He gives you the goo
Yeah, this is what we've been reduced to
Looking for scraps.
Fucking put that
Homeless living on rooftops
Am I gonna help my team soon? Yeah and uh
I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I'm the rooftop pervert now, dude. I live up here. They'll
they'll know me by my rooftop play.
Mmmmmm.
I see the Venator.
What's happening over here, buddy?
A death.
Mom...
Hey, I can't believe you landed that.
fucking next oh my god
Well, let's go get the creeps thing is I have literally nothing else to provide
We got another ground level sold on the drifter killed him no one died. That's a dub
That is a dead
He's probably dude this guy fuck his old now he's tilted bro, you don't understand the mind game that's happening right now
I suggest moving the camera above the mini-map, suggestion noted, suggestion noted, and ignore.
I'm just saying kind of think they paused again cuz my hands were not on the keyboard
of mouse.
I'm right behind you by the way.
I was about to fall last May.
Yeah I'm right behind you.
I'm right behind you.
It's probably gonna hold May.
I'm just gonna stop it while I take this bridge though.
I can also turn around and head that way.
This character's movement's kind of fucking crazy.
Um, he's literally, he's mo- I'm a movement demon. It's literally crazy.
Go down.
It's Silverino.
I no longer wish to be
What do we buy fellas any knowers
Sure whatever a little late, but whatever dude who freaking cares I gotta hit the screen with
There's a fella behind me and he wishes for my demise I can hear him thumping his boots
if we didn't come over here the drifter probably takes our walker which is good that we did
this. My team is running it down mid right now, dude. Yep, man justifies his cowardice
alive dare I suicide stop this I'm coming silver fight
I will let you stop that trick or saw me and immediately read pussy
he did not teleport as a extreme I must've been a misclick
the
words we didn't see
counter spell, counter spell, counter spell
just went in the sewer bro
just shrink rate yourself noob
I wish I could but there's a real crumb
I
Do down
That's not the run our fucking melee dude
There's a bad habit man. There's a bad motherfucking head.
What's going on over there, man?
There's their whole fucking team there to fucking jump that guy in their jungle.
We? Yeah. One of you is possessing me to do this.
Hey guys, what are we buying? We could buy literally anything, dude.
anything dude. Suggestorino's? Boundless. Hmm. Seems a bit uh... seems a bit inappropriate but sure man, sure.
By the
Stamina yeah
Warp Warp stone arena very good
Warp stone 3.2 I forget I think so
Are you pinging this game?
I need Quicksilver for my three.
Jokes on you, I don't hit my shots, therefore.
No shots are being made.
The spirit urn is waiting to be claimed.
Got a bit of cowardice going on right now.
Nice try buddy.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
The fucking Rem creep is invulnerable by the way.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Paxes you?
Heh heh heh.
Hmm.
He hates me.
He fuckin' hates me.
She fucking hates me!
Let's get this next wave too.
To push it.
And then we boost.
And then we get that.
You gotta do it with the Nash.
The Nash for the Lash.
Get on the fucking blue line!
Here we go. Who needs help?
The Lash!
Okay, nice old you fucking idiot.
Hmm, nothing happened.
Don't you get it?
There's a pocket behind us.
What?
Let's go!
So you want me to slap you around some more?
Hmm.
Does Lash get bonus range based on spear power?
I forget.
I'm pretty sure he do.
What are these pauses?
Jesus Christ.
The three does?
Okay.
Hmm.
Oh my god, we don't have tank buster lag
Sure, buddy
I missed
Pathetic
Watching our back the bad men are here
Okay, I would literally activated my two on that guy
Let's go, oh my god!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
OH MY GOD!
WHY DID THAT HAPPEN?!
Dude...
I didn't even hold space!
I just jumped, man!
My character instantly grabbed it!
Oh God!
You play some tunes big M?
Shut the fuck up bitch.
I'm not gonna play you the tune of my people.
Shut the hell up bitch.
Yeah, you like that?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What was I gonna get?
Tankbuster.
like that
Broadway is a great talk
meow meow meow he called you a bitch what's your reply
he's calling he got none because he a big
he got none dude
yep bald bunny halftime show please
What the spirit earn is waiting to be claimed
What
Or what
I mean the silver's here we got no one else so and they're probably coming over here actually so
Mm-hmm
People just hate and creeps man. I mean our entire left jungles
It's jungling time I kind of want to follow someone around just so I can be useful
but I
Think instead
We will be out of position when they need us most and then they will die and then it will be our fault
I can force them into a fight if you guys want me to grab her and try to force them to fight something.
Yes.
Now this guy's speaking my language.
Yep, don't mind me, it's going to take five years to kill that monster, dude.
Ooh, swearing!
Velvort.
Hmm.
You know what?
Okay.
That shit fucking roms you
Mid boss
Wait, we can we go oh you guys are going over there
At the mid
Hey come back here bitch.
Hey!
This little ritual of yours is really messing with my job.
I don't think we can do that.
Because silver is not that DPS, me not that DPS, only we can do it.
But I will get the iron.
I will be up in five and everything I do kind of scales off the spirit.
Including my gun.
Hmm.
this one good bye souls
I'm behind them and I got old baby I'm going in
They're doing the big camp in there right now I'm creeping
Yep, I mean, probably should not have pressed that button, but I mean, you can't counter
spell out for 30 seconds, that's cool, right?
Dude, shut up!
Oh, my music is really quiet, actually.
I got a little bit to
Hmm
Alapakato?
Oh hey.
Not me though, not me though, not me though.
I'm back it up.
Here I go.
Sorry, Pakas threw like a weird violet.
They threw a vial at me or something.
Coughs in your face
What if we sat here and shot ten more of these we just think
Yep, yep a more seven more
six more 20 more I don't know why they're not have midbosses because of my hair
this is like a lily on a horizon no one's ever played it is super odd no one's
ever played that game before what do we get like the movement horizon but like
current abilities are on us like literally on a
as from league.
Yeah, that's true.
He said not knowing what he just said.
It's called the emotional support
anchor of the team.
But
I did walk out there.
I'm currently daring you to walk out the ship.
I don't think so, not again!
What the fuck, hello?
I'm activating my toot I'm just like still ground bound.
I should have jacked us.
He'll...
The ship comes.
Be wary.
I will ult him again.
Nice ult.
I did what I pledged to do.
Nothing more.
Nothing less.
What do we buy?
We need some d-d-d defense or we can get more damage.
Where people die.
Spirit burn.
Hmmmmmmmm.
Yeah, that would be cool and all but what if...
I got lightning scroll wouldn't that be fucking awesome, dude? I don't really got the the Dasha Reno for any of this shit actually
Wait, that's a nipple flavored lotion last are you moon moon? Ah, yes
Where do you want to say to the people?
Hello everyone.
Shoutouts Epstein.
Dude what?
Dude why did you say that?
I'm just kidding.
That was me guys.
I said that.
And I did not mean it.
You know what's wild?
How do you get banned from Xbox Live in 2013?
I don't know what this guy is talking about.
Where is he?
What the fuck?!
Why me?!
Nah, I'll take that.
I'm scared of that ship, man.
Haha!
I didn't do what I could to hail the page.
NO CHILDREN!
Oh, I got all I got all the things
Yeah, good work everybody
Thanks
You how come people are nice to me man? That's that's that warms my cockles and my heart
He's blushing
Deadlock community dude don't start with the I love this community
You should do because you'll you will have flip-flopped in a month when you have a streak of bad games
And so it's at the end work to you, dude. All right, you you act like you're what you're about it
Dude, but you're not about it motherfucker. You are not about it, dude. I
Got a tech talk
About that today where it was two people on the like opposite teams having like a goofy little interaction and then
The the person goes ha ha ha. I love this community
Yeah, dude. All right, get back to me 10 slurs later in a week dog. See what happens man. See what the fuck happens
get back to me get back to me when you get the that the one in ten street brawl
drifter that literally stands like this after the victor dies eats the old
instantly fucking dies dude
you
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
you
What's up? What's up guys?
What's up?
Well, you're here to share a 40. Yeah.
Are you mad?
Dude, my shit's probably so loud in game, holy fuck.
It's not a hero shooter, brother.
It's a MOBA.
And that's my generation's game, okay?
Unlike you, I come from the late epic generation, okay?
Okay.
The golden era of gaming.
Change my in-game mic to my webcam and put it in a bowl is this illegal?
Should be.
Do we hero token Seleska's?
Hmm.
Let's grab a build for her real quick so I don't have to like flounder at the fucking
shop.
No.
No, I remember I did a show, I'm gonna be honest.
Joybait Carry Celeste.
Where's the Joybait?
Where's this?
Metro Nukes Celeste, twitch.tv slash Metro.
Put, do Metro one more time.
Holy moly.
Um, balls deep horn sounding.
I'm a turn is for that's nice man.
I'm looking for what rank am I?
We should be using a rake rank appropriate build.
Oh, more will three.
Or we are con for some shit last year.
What the hell?
Rank Inflation, Archon 5, dude we're the same rank, I'm going to tell you right now,
Twitch Chat unless you're a turnist your rank does not matter in this game and it was probably
a mistake that it was assigned to you, case in point, I did not deserve to win that last
game, okay?
You saw that performance, my lash holes happened on the ground, 3 out of like 6 times.
How come that's not Quick Cast?
Is it just never Quick Cast?
Yes!
There we go.
Do you headshot?
Yes, I think.
Listen to your mic or something at 80% input.
I'm just going to wait until someone screams at me to lower the volume, okay?
Can you look up top one Celeste and a guys
I like the stamina master that's kind of based
Ray's magical movie corn Ray the pastel puppy girl really cool great build
build. In order, hide a light melee when using a light eater. The clam slammer, wait did you
I love Celeste. This is my super fun Celeste build. Mystic Slow, incredibly based.
Let's just do this one, that's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait.
Slow as old for bigger slows for bigger old damage.
Scourge.
You know, honestly, I'm surprised that these bills don't have more gun
Let's find one with a couple of gun items, I think I guess one's good kinetic dash
Because they're both sucks um
Um, this applies magic damage on hit.
Carly's fucking, I think I'm doing this build copy shit wrong.
6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7.
Alright.
I like Quicksilver on this character actually, that's good.
put it on. What's the cooldown? 18. Bottom left when you select a build. I'm just copying
them all. I made these builds by the way. The clam slammer dude. Yeah look at this high
velocity I like that Swiss striker this is the clam slammer maybe for me dude hold
up hold up
and stamina mastery a man after my own heart who we vote for as you can see my
votes were the deciding ones. I'm gonna vote for this guy. I hope he comes out.
Shut up Jamirify. No one even knows the name of like another song you made.
I
Why not greater expansion on the one I feel like it's more important to land right more magnetonic sub
That was a nice apologize now to to a quadrillionaire dude. Are you serious? I hope Celeste wins XD
I'm a Celeste main and she's just so fun people get so trolled by the bubble
X
What if we got shield first is
35 second cool down
dude why
why man
Oh, they're doing a little trolling right now. Hold on, had to goon.
Oh, Megalone.
Okay
For him
Well cool down
going to show going to ball game show what if we went on them dude ha ha ha I think we
actually get barrier next but I don't realize what they want to go by
I hit him off the wall. Was that cool?
Sorry, brother.
Brother?
I
Mean brother
I got more you might get hold of it. It's awesome
I'm like you watch vengeance. Okay, not good
I'm like Rick
No way that is that
We're okay.
I'm about to kill you.
I'm working out.
I'm not gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
Yeah, check me out. I'm not gonna hit a single fucking ability, dude.
Mad? Mayhaps.
Okay, not good, not good, not good, not good, not good.
I mean he died for my sin and my sin greed
He's a hero, that's what he is.
I like I did I really like those characters in the BTW
We're hitting the Yonki Splunkie on him.
Yup, this guy is fucking stupid.
Yes he is.
Holy shit.
We should have just shot the tower.
bop I'm coming
you saw my olden then shot me with it that was not very fucking nice if I'm
being honest
i got a healing right for you big dog
that's my dog
we're max first
Oh my god.
There's a beam!
I buried him.
AAAAAAAAH!
Fucking perry, mate.
Fucking, he's fucking perryin' me, bruv.
My, y'all, honestly, I think they should just remove the melee.
The melee is fucking...
It's just not skill-based.
I'm being honest.
Thank you.
I'm not with you big dog.
I'm
What?
Ummm...
Pellet!
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna walk around and get shot. How about that?
I'm about to die.
We're gonna make him want to come out here and shoot me.
I wanted to get the buff, but it was...
Haha!
Nice.
Come back here, bitch.
I'm so slow!
There's no way you're right.
I am a rabbit.
I'm getting swapped.
I'm dead.
I mean, I feel like the bebop hole on the tower would have been good a little bit earlier
than that me personally but I also sucks the my color is his is his you'll rematter
tower perfect rotation 13k rem he's fucking hard-carrying
yep I do not care
I do not care
I am powerful.
I am literally powerful.
I need a few souls.
Ah!
I just realized she probably drummed those like, GIGO FAST, actually.
This guy is currently doing a dot com, by the way.
He tried it though, and that's all that matters what if we got like a perverted amount of stamina
Okay
We're deviating from the build.
I got a lot of shitty items in my inventory right now.
Okay, I don't know why she came here, but this is the incorrect neighborhood.
Oh mega
What if we got the stamina buff and then what if we bought arcane surge
What if we had ten stamina
I'm gonna healing right him for no fucking reason.
He's gonna spank me.
My ego is inflating out of control right now.
This Rem is definitely a...
a...
happy.
Oops.
I gotta remember that shit has like no fucking right.
Do you know what I'm saying?
And he has Quicksilver Reloader, that's what we need.
But it's already too late, I've already purchased so many random bullshit items, my inventory
is entirely full.
My boy be back, no.
I can't believe he's fucking dead.
It's over, Bippa!
Here we go, Bishop, any time soon.
a waste of fucking time then
Why is that thing swinging it's dare you
Don't think I think I'm good
We got to help the bitbam before it's too late and you perish.
The fucking wall dude!
I do not know where she went.
Okay.
We could probably make something happen.
This guy is ripping the mailies dude
What if we followed it as was intended
What if we did that
Yeah, honestly dude if they removed melee this game would be so much fucking better dude
Do-do-do-do
I showed me okay now we know that that the Billy's a melee pervert
Whenever we're in melee range like I, we're literally just gonna press
Perry, and he's gonna get freaking out, by the way.
Right?
I missed this thing, by the way.
They took our centers.
It's fucking bullshit.
Thanks.
I'm here.
I'm like literally never think about it I agree
I didn't say that in game by the way some fucking pussy
So you're trying to get this done guys.
Don't mind me, just gonna walk into some uh...
I'm walking with some stuff and not do literally anything for that.
My team is owning right now and I'm literally just setting jungle creeps and not doing anything.
let's make let's make ourselves useful okay
haha
I'm being sucked right now
me bop no
me bop no
I'm not doing anything
I'm not doing anything
oh fuck
I'm not doing anything
this rem is fighting for his fucking life rem i'll do better for you i'm sorry sir
i'm sorry
the clamps we're gonna win this game
i should have fish green walker there i tried to come over
He's got twice my net worth. Holy fuck, that's awesome, dude.
What can we even sell here? This, this.
Dude, they're just like...
They're just never there.
Just a fucking loser Get off me walker, mate
We walked in, gave Sinclair our ult, did like 200 damage and then died
So let's do a little bit better next time, shall we?
Just a little, a tiny, tiny little bit better.
Just a wee bit.
I'm gonna fall in my lab here.
Whee!
He's so fucking fast, mate.
My Lord Rem deserved their souls more than I did.
Hmm.
Her side is a split.
Fuck you just say?
This guy's speaking in tongues, which has that L or W. Oh my god, they're fighting already
Okay, I will do it.
It's too late.
It's not too late.
I believe it.
I believe it.
I believe it.
I'm not fast enough.
I'm not fast enough, boss, boss.
Boss.
No, you take it, sir.
I fucking love this community! I love it!
I'm coming.
Me when any human interaction. I fucking love this. This is awesome
Hmm
I got him. Not on purpose, though.
Okay...
Well, I'll get up, I guess. I'm helping.
Dab! Murders you from hell!
What if we did mid-boss?
Wait a minute, he's out there.
Wait a minute, I'll give you 10 bucks to kill this guy right now.
Alright, alright man, give me 10 bucks.
And I want that scissorback too, bitch.
Well, I'm still modding. I was going to do a tail, I forgot.
Look at this.
hook this guy he does not respect you b-bomb he doesn't respect you dude I want
you to hook that he's gonna land on that bridge right there he's gonna put his
fucking assistant down dude throw your hook at the assistant bro okay trust me
I've seen the future
behold okay he's a fucking pussy dude this guy's a fucking bitch
He said K. That was him acknowledging my fucking tactical brilliance.
Oh, you're just here just to fucking bash.
Here's a nice microphone. I hope my microphone when I get it is gonna be as nice as I guess.
Oh!
Okay...
They're chasing me.
I was like right out of range, I think, first slot.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Now mid-boss, now mid-boss.
Yeah. Let's go, Mina. We need you.
We're weak pussies. Actually, I do a lot of damage.
The damage in question
Guys it's not going very quick
Guys I'm starting to get nervous
The man of God has arrived we're fine I will not be in the middle
I'm a fucking idiot.
That would have been fucking awesome, but I'm just a stupid fucking asshole.
I'm here, but it's quite like a man.
I
Can't let it
Oh, we get these redo and I'm immobilized immediately. What a fucking ability
Frame one immobilization dude, what can you do bro?
frame one bussy slam
at the shaft
i think we'll just follow the rim around dude he's like our uh he's our dad it's our dad
i'm just a weak pussy dude i need him
Call him daddy. I hate torment bowls. I kind of do. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not the biggest
friend. I'm more of a skill base gamer, you know what I mean? So I prefer to buy four
active items and then use my Razor Naga.
I'll take that, pussy.
Oh
Guys
Hey Bob, this is your lane partner from the grave.
Hold fast.
When the ritual is over, you and me.
save me shelly it was this like yeah I saw what killed two people whatever hey man bleach
maybe bleach what up
keel bane question
I see mystic slow
Oh
Which season of leech to Billy's mind to be careful he's gonna spin me like
That guy is not even human dude
Holy, holy guacamole.
He's like, hmm, should I melee?
Yes, I should.
Is it melee time?
Is the enemy standing in front of me?
Yes.
I think I'm a
guy's below me
I do not care I do not care okay
the
I'm taking this team apart brick by brick
Breathing your teammates dude, I got a positive KD therefore I cannot be griefing
Now if we die two more times
We're in trouble
She wants to give you this you're gonna have to use all of your abilities go this a lot
I believe in you Ram sand. Oh people upstairs
Oh
You can't go
All right, I'm locking in you could say I'm I'm dead locking him right now
I'm dead locked in right now
I thought I had to hit someone with my 1 in order to get the benefit.
No, we might have been able to do some sick nasties up there.
Wait, I have an idea.
It just imbues them.
I thought I had to hit someone for it to work, it's not bad.
My perception has changed.
This guy is an idiot.
I'm gonna hide in a corner
I'm so dead.
Not dead, Poggers.
Poggers.
Hmm.
Hmm, what's this fucking fella doing?
Probably forgot to spell magic, honestly.
is here
Spirit jar is here
this guy's a pervert!
my ult's still happening by the way
Alright, Remsama!
The Billy is extremely terrifying.
What if we get Melee?
I so fuckin' believe in you, dude.
Alright, you got two of them, forget about them.
Please, you're only...
That's the last rejuven.
dude we we got one more chance these guys didn't got the the panache to finish
this that Billy's a fucking pervert by the way we gotta do something about that
Yeah, I could buy Curse. Not right now, but soon.
Hmm. The El Momento of Truth. They ain't leaving. I'm deadlocking him.
I missed my ult.
How you did the suck?
you know if we land our old there they probably they probably all die
this guy's 23 stop dying so much oh guys we got 10 times yikes we're 20
hard like five minutes ago um I wasn't maybe Celeste a little pup
Dude, that's like my first last game, man.
Okay, I gotta warm up, dude.
Dude, how's there gonna be four fucking updates today?
Yeah, that's like 2v1, though.
Don't forget.
Don't forget.
You buy too many trash items, Big M.
He's right. I think next game we'll fill our entire inventory with 800 sold items.
I'm thinking that's what we're going to do.
We'll be playing the look outside update anytime soon.
I don't know.
Guys.
Guys.
Don't forget about the 4.8 Power Spikes in each category.
Okay.
Anything else, Mister?
Anything else?
Abrams down you want to play together in phantom 4 hmm you know that's something
what's your scene friend code I'm just kidding I actually want to play with you
They're pretty I'm flattered truly
This debuff lasts for so long
I feel like like how long does it take for us to shoot over bullets?
I feel like some extra bullets. I mean, Quicksilver's good though.
I'm gonna play with Mr. Fours. Dude, you're getting ignored. Next time that should happen.
Thank me for resubbing. Goomback, thanks for resubbing.
Hey yo Moonman, let me set you up on an online playdate with the peanut. Oh my god, that sounds awesome
Thank you
You guys think we're gonna walk up
I don't even want those fucking souls bitch
I'm kicking someone with a bomb I can't remove.
So he was always in tune.
Oh nice one, idiot.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Please go get it. He's not gonna get it. We're on our own fellows.
I can't reach him. I'm too weak. Shampai.
So what if they deny all of our souls?
Oh
No
Me ouch
Let's buy a healing item, Smile.
Ah, yes, based default bebop build.
Okay.
Oh!
What are you using your piddly ass gun against me, man?
That shit is so weak.
Alright.
All right, maybe we should start trying to confirm these souls thoughts
Got him ass.
They don't know that I have another hook.
I almost got him.
They don't know that I'm gonna give them the hook.
Hey!
OH-HO-HO!
Alright, that's fair.
They just take the bomb, man.
It's so performative that you won't get hit by my bomb.
Um, guys, what do we buy?
How about, how about, how about some of that?
I'm just going to buy random items.
Nice one, idiot.
hook them hook ya what that's alright he deserves it more than me I'm a fucking piece
of shit. Such a fucking asshole dude. Here we go, now we're talking. Four tiering ones,
Dude.
Haha!
Dude, stop.
This guy's ultin' and he is lookin' to do it.
But I ain't never scared of the absolutely immortal silver, dude.
Mama Mia!
What the hell did she get?
fuck off B
you like that game for me?
What's the best item on Bip Bip?
Any knowers?
Carpet.
All gun.
Echo shard.
Hmm.
None of those items were stamina mastery.
I can't help but know this
I got no fucking oh
Oh
No, dude
Then they're gonna come for me
What do we do they have my own they can't take my town
They don't want to take my town
Hmm
I'm literally in bone rowell there's no human way that I did not get that
He's still down there.
Silver as old, Paradox as old, we were super behind because we even denied like, not fucking
Stop
Guys
They're gonna get our power
I
Well played well played
Like that
I just like I know you guys are gonna believe me
They don't know that I bought Stamina Mist.
Hold our souls, nothing you can do.
We finally got one, boys.
I'll see you in 15 seconds, motherfuckers.
Oh
Oh is all good and almost 3,000 more souls than us
Yep fear me
Okay.
Ram.
Ram.
Ram.
Ram.
To me.
Oh no.
I waited. I did my due diligence.
I'm helping. Smile.
Dude, you guys can't take it. You're not powerful enough.
The healing over hold up.
This guy is healing that shit.
What if we grab this?
Fuck my dumb ass down fuck my Chungus tower
We're losing really bad I just know this by the way
They have a Haze player, guys.
You know what that means?
I'm gonna get Juggernaut, I'm gonna get Suppressor, I'm gonna get...
Guys, can we do this?
Hmm.
Okay, idiot.
Bebop Superio!
nice three yeah I kind of interrupted that guy's ultimate by the way
I'm something of a big deal on my cell
yeah I don't know why I thought he would go that way that was stupid
Well, what do we do, Gwyn?
No way dude, this fucking bitch
What if we got another
You regal away we go
They call me the urn pervert dude you don't want to know why the urn virt
I have so many souls that I should not be doing this right now, so
They've taken our yellow guardie
Let's drop
BAM BAM BAM
Okay, bitch
I see
I see
Oh hello
I'm not a mean guy
Bebop. I'm Bebop. Ooh, nice birdie.
Heh heh heh heh.
Where you going?
this guy is going to kill me by the way
okay bro oh okay I thought you were about to yell at me I tried
They're gonna yell at me.
No, you're good. That was a nice try.
I was so defensive and silly.
I did not kill him. He was dead anyway, man.
Holy shit.
Uh...
I got my gold.
She's buying us.
okay
She's getting me now, mate.
Parish.
You're nice, we're never gonna be a man now.
UGH!
Yeah, go hit her.
Dude, I almost had him, boys.
Hey, guys.
Man, it runs.
Okay, no, no, no, there's no money.
Do not swap me, tizzles out.
Bonk.
Okay, nice, bitch.
Uh.
Check this shit out I'm farman
Oh
Okay
Better run bitch these streets ain't safe no more bro
I don't know why I did that, there's no way you can get out for that.
I will probably have to carry the game as well.
Okay.
Howling.
Okay.
Rude.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Okay, rude.
Why is he bagging me when I've dicked this dude so fucking hard this whole round?
I'm the only person on my team that's killed that guy!
I cancelled his fucking ult, dude. That's why he's bagging you?
He's finally overcome his fucking demon, dude.
That's how it's going on right now.
Hmm...
Hmm...
Let's save for curse.
Ooh, wait, no, I know.
Let's get slowing hex,
And then let's get some more gold down dude.
Oh yeah.
He's gonna, he's gonna get him, he's gonna get him where he can, dude.
I'm about to get so fucking, I'm about to go after the slash old style, dude.
You don't want to know what that means.
It's like your heart never abandoned Overwatch.
Me when I have a fundamental misunderstanding of what I'm seeing, I'm just an idiot I guess.
This game's a lot like Overwatch, it has characters, and you shoot gun.
True dude, true.
You're right, you got it, chief.
You know Carlisle Mancia you ever hear that you're a Carlisle Mancia before
That's you by the way, I guess that wasn't obvious
You guys think they're gonna stop me somebody stop me that's a mask reference by the way
It's a 90s movie you may not have heard of before.
Ooh, the last one on the other side of the map.
Grins Evely.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah.
They seem to be running.
Run!
And
There's four people up late
Graves, I believe in you!
Oh, how are you alive?
We're coming, brother.
Big style.
Alright.
I got Silver's back.
That's fair. I was I created for my bomb but I actually should have just bombed her.
That's fair! I deserved that. I deserved that.
Ayayay.
Ayayay.
Ayayay.
Hmm
Period oh, we should have got counterspell
You can't think this guy's using echo chart for
But can I tell
These are my abilities
How come I can't see I see his items, but wait, I'm only 10
What if we grab the urn again?
What if we get a third urn, guys?
Oh, excuse me.
We're gonna be careful about a swap.
We're gonna swap her down, by the way.
Oh, my guys.
Okay, nevermind.
I thought he was going to lead us into the the fuck you max two shiv room where he dashes
20 times and kills all of us.
Did they get the urn during that?
I sure hope not.
Venator like Arc Raiders? Yeah.
Yeah.
How'd you know?
Holy moly, there's players.
Okay, nice.
I'm fuckin' dead of shit.
I think the page is afk.
Uuuuhm, okay.
The wash is here!
Oh no.
It's over.
Oh
Wait, it's bouncing
What's going on over here I
Doesn't matter we get counters falling we own them easy-peasy
Okay, we got the walker, though.
He's hiding under there!
He's so scared.
I'll go over there, buddy, and then the lashings don't need this!
Oh, no!
Hmm
Counter spell this kind of spell actual show
It's gonna have
Ben
Yes
I don't think we win I'm just gonna humbly hit some creeps
are good. Alright, very humble. How do you stop a man that can fly? Also fly, mayhabs?
Okay, getting a little weird champ.
Heee.
Hey, do you have rejuice for this?
Hmm.
Flash hold down.
You might have a refresher.
This guy's giga rich.
They never gonna die out of a thing.
I think I got kills by Okam actually.
Morka.
Sweet Ram.
Thank you for your aid.
Sweet Ram.
Noisewan brav.
I
Celebrity
I freaking tried
We're gone from my zone.
Take that.
Literally no one.
We need the...
Spellbreaker, I think.
Yippee!
And now, I need to mentally remember that I have counterspell, okay?
That's the most important part of this formula.
Well, this is a game you usually go for.
Most rounds are about two hours.
I hope this helps.
We haven't even gotten to the city building things yet, actually.
Um...
What's happening?
Lash does not have him I have been lashed off of the thing
Oh
This is not good
Well, they didn't get our things. That's cool.
Thought for sure we were gunz0.org and slash my things.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
How do we defeat the lash?
He's just so freaking strong, dude.
Like when Kid Rock came on he was clearly lip-syncing and told us that we have to live Jesus more.
Where's I have to do a deadlock?
Wait.
Is Kid Rock in deadlock?
Kidlock?
My name is Kid...
walk with the bar to bang the bang diggy diggy diggy set the boogie set up jump
the boogie
Okay, we should have done that a little bit earlier.
of
sleep
Oh, what the fuck?
There's a haze at your base.
Yeah.
Uh, it's kind of hard, honestly.
Like, we would need graves, and graves is, uh, graves is defending right now.
Haze is creeping in our jungle right now.
We push out one more green wave and then we can try to suffer mid-bust
I got no salmon up
They're doing it
What are they?
They're fighting someone.
What are they?
What are they?
What are they?
I
Sky AFK
Now we do the box
Good work guys I didn't do shit. I was creeping on the paradox and shit in page on top. They just like weirdly like amp it
Kill assist for doing nothing? What do you mean I scared the paradox off and then she
ran into a tramp and then she got jump food. Guys, the last one is going to do it. He's
going to do it.
Yeah, but the
Incredibly true
Alrighty
Wait, who's other?
Affirm.
Take this red cam to my lady. I've softened it up for you with a bomb.
Thank you so much.
Discount code? Yeah, after that.
I want to live so let's see what this pair of up we get echo sure that's what we place
Bro.
Sir counter-split, you don't use it?
Just you wait!
Oh, I'm gonna use it so hard, you guys.
I didn't have to use it against the lash hole last time, because I hooked him out of it.
I'm gonna buy and they'll be
the fork keep seeing like hazel's I can't pop up on the old
Got a pair next to the back.
you
Do how hard have we did to that fucking uh, what's it called guy the lash
I need to keep me winter, baby!
Oof.
No, thanks, sir.
I'll not be done.
See ya, bitch!
Biiiitch!
It's a pretty good hooks this game. We've hooked the the last sort of result like multiple times
Also trust that chaior so they don't use my counter spell. Eat shit, bitch
and her spelled it
uh okay this game is gone on way too fucking long
started using it after the chatter shot something
coincidence
um what do we get what do we get what do we get uh i like lightning scroll
Witch mail.
Hmm, witch mail could be good. Actually, yeah, let's get some witch mail.
I need a mentally- or I'm nice- I'm going to...
Oh, God.
Oh, oh my God.
I forgot three seconds my man yeah she's not a good target that's no killer fast enough
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna try to get the card out for praise.
Hmm.
Weird?
Where's the lash? Is he killing general camps right now?
I got a Haze on the right!
I'm so fucking dead actually. What a shame. What? What happened? Did they get fucking
Lashelton
Mama Mia dude
My poor Venator this guy is
Man it's...
Man it's...
Lash gonna stop a little because of you?
Yeah.
Better get used to buying that item, buddy.
That's what I'll say.
We... we dictated this Lash player.
That feels good.
Feels really good.
He was actively avoiding us in the last fight, actually.
Facts.
Yeah, we will be alive.
So...
Just don't go in until they drop it. Are they really gonna drop it?
I might be able to go in these guys.
I'm fucking dead
Oh, I'm muted.
I'm like, mashing my, like, one key and occasionally hitting my, uh, till day.
Why is this game so long?
Can we get another look at Benader's Build and try and see the vision?
Yeah, Echo Shard.
For what?
thinking hmm hmm they need some shred get crippling
I mean, it's not bad, I don't know, I don't know what to get, actually, I don't know what
to get probably more damage no
give reverb fuck I thought I already had reverb be careful boys they're all up
Uh, reverb.
Oh.
This ends at mid-boss.
Thanks.
Okay, guess I'll just fuck myself in goodbye. So that my team wasn't here. She kills us for sure, right?
No no venator down boy down down
I think we have more range actually in there though.
You starting to wait you know I'm just fucking over
I don't know.
Wait hold on he's doing it he's doing it i believe in you sir don't leave
Is he running from someone?
We tried.
the man of God comes
he said good game
was it a good game venetra
was it?
he tried
I FUCKING LOVE THIS COMMUNITY, DUDE! THAT'S SO CRAZY!
It's so crazy that...
The Venator was 1 in 18!
After 60 minutes!
That's crazy!
I fucking love this community, dude.
Mmmmm, he had two kills. I'm misrepresenting him.
I've actually never played Victor before.
However, I do understand that this character is probably the easiest character to play
I think we get the head on her spear, I think we get the head on her spear, we'll get a
much?
Yeah.
now
okay
uh
close my aura three
It comes for one.
This is not good, fellas.
Where the boy's at?
Stop hitting it! Stop!
You know, our three doesn't do that much to him right now. I mean, we just don't use them.
I'm so fucked, man.
What do you max for some of this, uh...
This character in quotes?
one or two Roger Wilco
okay not good we may have done a little trolling just now
Well, I think I'm dead.
I'm healing.
It reached us.
He he he.
He he he.
Err!
You gotta hit a headshot, man.
We about to get one now
We'll give it to you man
Dude it's fine it's fine we didn't die though which is important
We can do better than that.
We got that.
El Warpo Stono?
What do you guys think?
This?
I don't like when my bullets slow.
Waited.
Man.
Honestly, in an ideal scenario, we're running them down right now, but we're not going to
gonna be able to do that for a little bit.
Me, thanks.
Although we do have a...
Just like other walls, by the way.
Oh nooo.
I thought he was gonna do it.
What can we do?
Oh, that's really good.
Okay.
Leech or Siphon Ball? Probably Leech, right?
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow, meow meow.
Wait some spirit.
That's the spirit.
Play my Aura Zone, since when?
I didn't do that. Alright, it's go time buddy. Goodbye, HP. I've been decaying. So like,
this is why I was behind tower to begin with, okay? It's been like that every fucking round,
Oh, nice.
We got him!
Imagine if we had this one in our last game, boys.
I don't know what would have happened.
Okay.
That fucking great talent's gotta go fellas.
Let's go
What can we do?
Go get him door man.
Dude I feel like I just got matched up against Seal Team 6 dude.
I don't even have my boost.
Our tower literally just slowly dies here by the way.
I CAN'T BLEEEE!
This guy is literally just shooting my entire team in the sky!
There we go.
The Momento approved.
Mama Mia, dude. He's a mercurial, dude. Oh, fuck.
I did not see that I just stepped on two traps at once war
I should have knocked him.
Except when the ball comes over here.
Oh god.
Surely he does have another owl, Maka Giga.
Surely he does have another owl, Malka Giga?
Mommy?
No, he's swagging out right now.
He doesn't even give a fuck.
This great town is one trillion damage by the way.
They're playing with their food.
They let that happen.
I fear what comes next.
me me me me them
ruther i dont need this many bullets
does duration work in his heal? i was over
hmm
em, em, em, em, em,
escalating orrrr
I'm going to pass.
This is scary.
Ooh.
I
Okay, let's get a super cool legendary now, yippee!
Boundless?
Ricochet?
I don't think Ricochet is very good, is Boundless good?
to recharge would be nice. I need this extra charge right now. We re-roll this. This is
good though. Prevent stamina usage and healing effects on enemies. This is okay. It's okay.
We dig that we dig that we'll get rid of you I need that extra time
actually let's do this get out oh god
Since we got the gun legendary anyway.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Ahhhh.
I mean that's two ultimates down.
Wait so what was that?
Mm-mm, holo points are useless.
Wait.
Oh no.
I wish I had gotten...
Oh, we did see Spirras.
Oh, god.
Oh, my god.
We're good.
What?
I literally do not care
We answered again.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you got Haunted Trot too?
Uh, I think you might be fucked.
Stormhands own it, actually.
See how fans are starting to sky?
The Venator is rushing our tower?
Oh yeah, I'll be there.
This guy is blasting me with cannons! What is a man supposed to do? Holy fuck. This guy
should meet with a Yamato cannon.
Holy guacamole!
Oh, whooo!
Don't do it.
It's bait.
Kill the creeps!
Oh my god!
Oh my God.
Oh, oh.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'm so, I'm so, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
the, the great talent ones are doing like one trillion damage, man.
Oh, man.
Alright.
Probably gonna pick some better items there, Phelous.
Mm-mm-mm.
Good Rezopy.
Yeah, we should have taken that for sure.
This guy probably like a hundredth out of 69k, dude.
That was super annoying, brawl.
I wish I got something like Phantom Strike as well, like Dormand, but I mean, the closest
thing we could have done was probably disarming, but we're not getting close to that guy.
Oh, my end superior pulldown boundless escalating.
Ah, fuck, it's just so good.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Should I max one first?
Mmm, maybe.
Good.