months for your sub. Thank you. It's cheek day. Sure. Thanks for the bits. You guys are
something red agents for something 83 months. Start the ghost. Thanks for something. We
You need your best cat impression.
Meow.
Oh yeah, bud.
No, Terry Kenab.
Thanks for God subbing.
Thank you. Thank you.
Uninformed pedant relics for subbing.
Boris IU in uh, Volio in uh,
Khrustos King in the ATO she equips the panumbra bobbin box and mud cake.
Evil Roddow and Grecon or and Guppy Carter and Angalot and Nico. Thanks for selling my nose is stuffed up
And to titty legs for seven Dap
Many cars next for some
Sprizzle thinks for seven. Hello everybody greetings
Is this the ad game no
Lips of coffee and toki-noki thinks for seven big dog
Thriller SC and Radbo thinks for seven
Jaminatic needs for seven little yeasts for seven. You still go bowling? I haven't been in a little bit.
I haven't been in a little bit.
Hey, I'm sick not to the spaghetti monster cleric.
I got the hair dome. Ignore this part.
You get spoon magic thing and blowpipe by 137 KC. So you're hacking. Got it.
Trying to find perfect volume.
Greetings, everyone. What is today? Tuesday? Friday?
Wednesday, Exec you something for seven.
You're high on shrooms right now.
I know.
Everyone knows those are my shoes
We didn't know dude, it's okay every time I ever did shrooms I had a good time
Acid
Not so much. Not so much. Not so much.
I'm at 1300 armored zombies going for my zombie ex wish me luck. You're never going to get it.
Vettel, thanks for subbing. And Mills, thanks for subbing. And Jacob, and John Candlestring, thanks for subbing.
Play the hero, thanks for subbing.
Well, if you used to call you that troll you watch all week and I should cause you your bestie
That makes probably watches like love Island or some shit man don't let her give you guff. Hello
Yeah, this bitch can this bitch can tell you the name of the first seven winners of Survivor
but I'm that troll you watch sure buddy sure okay okay well I was like
this guy said she does watch survivor yeah dude what's up with that right
I'm going to get a hell diverse to sponsorship.
Do you see me playing the Hell Divers 2 sponsored, buddy?
As our tought and over anxious and just around six first subbing and John Svorgl says I'm pooping.
Good luck dude, major lagging for some of it.
Mmm.
Yeah, first time chance is yo, Mr. Moon.
Dabs you up.
Coromalus, you're subbing.
And though Grimmson and Priam and Tataroo hold extra something, they're dudes extra something.
Oyoyoy, let me get my glasses real quick.
I made the song by the way.
I'm something of a musician.
Damn nice song, bitch.
You watch your fucking mouth, dude.
You want your bitch mouth?
Oh yeah.
Boots help me think for something.
Please try out gore sword.
Gore sword.
Hmm.
Hmm, this game looks a little familiar.
Hmm, this is, it still looks a little bit like Half Sword.
And now that I think about it, Gore Sword, Half Sword, they even kind of have similar
names. That said, this one looks pretty goofy. As much as
dude do a bungee jump with a gut sword. AI generated. Maybe
dude, there's no fucking telling now. How many of those? How many of those Super Bowl
ads were AI brothers? The takeover has begun soon enough, you will live in a neighborhood
with an AI supercenter behind you, constantly humming and thrumming the song of technological
advancement into your cranium until finally after a month or two your your frontal lobe has been
melted down to allow and accept for your AI overlords to inject the fucking techno chips into your brain.
I don't think you're tired boss.
I don't care.
Get back to work.
multi-saxons or something. Not me, my head is vacant.
Thoughts on the first a lot of being woman winning in metal and singles luge.
As a, as a luge had myself,
I must say the quite exciting turn of events as a
loser.
Oh
Has never told you like the Alex Jones of twitch
Like is the rent those one about a super centers
Look man, I mean Alex Jones
Then was he not right about the
About the about the children getting out of the
Well, the demonic cult was me
What's next he's claimed that God was a 4D spaceship I believe it
What do you call us did gay guys have the hottest wives is it's kind of rude
Plain and extra something? I don't know, man.
I don't know, man.
Hi, we're contacting you regarding your sponsorship on Friday. We're pulling the plug. Sorry, buddy.
You don't have that kind of power. You don't have that kind of power, dude.
Can I buy you a horse?
Why?
Why do you need the horse?
What do you know that I don't? Do I need a horse?
Elon Musk asked the
About buying a horse
I will, I'll answer so it's we're being the only one in chat not subbed that's not sure
I see several delinquents above you that who have not who have not presented their papers
for inspection and may require deportation. So octongue, caters, octongue, riddles, etc.
Let me see them papers.
What's that you can't afford bus fare on the way of the border we've got a train for you
you want to hop in the little crowded returning me they certainly five times I've seen this
before Ryan games six for sub bound wait a second when I wear my cat fursuit today I
Do not have that is neo three flush. Yep. Okay, turbo
Game was ugly as hell
Didn't grab me dude I played for eight hours. I feel like that's enough to like not get grabbed right
I'll give more grace to a game like of Ash and steel.
Then a the third entry made well established game developed company game, you know, I mean
Joe played silk song for 30 minutes and said it wasn't for him.
One of the best games released last year, by the way, that's cool, whatever.
That's crazy.
That guy's that guy's my age he grew up with those games what happened what happened
Me me
Wasn't sponsored to play it maybe maybe may haps
Uh, Cheryl, thanks for sub it.
I have no idea.
So be it.
We're going to do it.
Um, I love so, so that game was sweet.
The way you moved around the map, fucking awesome.
Some of the bosses are all great.
Upgrade progression, great.
Fake out and then great.
Holy moly, dude.
Now there are some things that didn't like.
the characters pretty much all of them pretty much all of them kind of important
Hmm
Fire chips is
Hmm, you remember the characters you had you had main character lady
You had child who hit chimes
You had monster that
fast traveled you, you had mom and then sister abortion and then evil mom and
then evil sister abortion and then
that's all I remember there's a there's a salt and earth type of fella up top top
right in the man in the fucking bell town. I don't know. Night guy. Oh, true. Yeah,
like I remember. I got Romeo. Yes. Yes. Hmm. Any ancient Chinese proverbs to start the
stream, Tokyo try hard. It would be my pleasure to wit to regale you with some wisdom.
The Yangtze River flows.
Everybody knows.
The winds of the planes go.
The gates of the city close.
It's gamer time, gamers.
Kinda loud.
What?
Did this guy try to bring his cat back to undead?
Is this a mean game?
Yeah, this is like a big Chungus reference, I think.
How about Novenya Flicker, buddy?
I made this song, by the way.
Pumping animations. Save normal.
What?
Science! Scared you, didn't I?
I know how scary a buzzword like science can be these days,
But trust me when I say science can actually be a good thing sometimes.
Take this table for instance.
The science made this table and the floor it sits on.
There are even people out there who believe that a science made you and I, but I digress.
The point I was trying to make here is the cats are science too.
A science that I, Thomas A. Beanie's, invented.
But what do you have to do with all of this?
Well, word on the street is you're a bit of a feline oligist yourself.
I know we're just men, but I bet if you and I put our brains together, we could actually
change the world.
With cats.
Now take a gander at these fine specimens.
This is my latest batch, straight out of their bio-bats.
Choose two, a boy and a girl.
Trust me, you'll find out why later.
Meow.
I want Balrog.
What a name.
What's wrong with Frons?
Wow.
Okay, I didn't expect you to pass on the best of the bunch.
Whatever, their pieces will be put to good use.
It's a nature just cruel.
But it doesn't have to be.
In fact, I think with my brains and your ability to choose less than ideal cats, we can really
shake things up.
Hell, with enough cats, I bet we could reverse time.
Maybe even make dying impossible.
All I need is a nuke, radioactive blood, and a bit of elbow grease.
Don't worry, I'll be sure to harvest some from Franz's elbows before he's incinerated.
Now go, my child. Go into the world and hoard some cats.
Roll up to three tiles in a straight line.
Click here dude I was investigating my menu
He kicked you out, huh? Yeah, he does that. Name's Butch. Even though I could give a
frick if you live or die, I can't help but see a bit of myself in you, if you get what
I mean. Heh heh. Well, you want to survive in Boone County, you're gonna have to learn
how to fight, so listen up. This is your team. These are your enemies. Their goal is to
kill them all. Here's Eleanor's serve. You can tell because of the paw print thing above Eleanor's head.
This is Eleanor's basic attack. It's melee range, so you'll need to move next to the rat to hit it.
It's your movement action. You can move once per turn.
Okay.
Uh, we gotta make room for Balrog, dude. But now he makes it.
Hi there next to the right you can attack it
Shut up. I can read you
Got him
You really destroyed that bastard. Do you guys think you got a buff when you killed that thing?
It's because of that passive ability. Hover over to learn what it does
Get a random set up until you uh, whatever you down a unit
Just a hover over your cat to learn what that buff does
There are also spells you only have one so far and unfortunately you lack the mana cast
So much mana to spell cost.
So much mana you have.
You get mana at the end of your turn, equal to your light bulb.
There's nothing left to do so in your turn.
Balrog has a ranged basic attack.
Uh-huh.
Don't arrange to attack the Tom Tom however you don't have enough mana to cast one of your spells.
Take a look at roll here. Roll only costs 4 more. You have 5.
I don't want it.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You should think your actions threw more next time.
I don't want him to be... he's the Ranger! He's going to get punched if I roll him up there.
Oh, I guess I can't do anything.
Spit. Select Spit.
With infinite range, that deals one damage.
That was some good Spit. You actually still haven't a mana cast Spit again.
You can cast spells as many times per turn as you want, as long as you have the mana.
Fuck you!
Yes.
Leave me alone.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
And turn!
Lob a shot over units at obstacles.
Is there a fast way to move?
Is one HP burst?
Nooooooooo!
Eleanor!
Okay, one is move.
Okay, I got it.
I got it.
Take it, there's luck.
This time you finish combat, one of your cats is going to level up.
If you're going to hold battle wrong, you're going to get a whole lot better.
So look at all these options.
Originally, I was going to let you choose yourself,
I feel the need to put something out. It's a pretty awesome combo
Check out Balrog's current passive effect up there
Yeah
Now read what Sunburn does it
Oh, is it the burn ability?
Sunburn makes things burn and hot blood it makes burn more burning. Thanks. I'm burning or not sure if you
Infinite range, huh?
Did I move cam?
No.
Umm...
Someone's learning!
Okay, but remember, every cat is different, so always check out what your cat's passive ability does.
Always be able to look after abilities to come.
Okay
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
Oh
Butch blocks your path should use brawn or brains to get past it
Brains obviously
Wow, Mr. Fancy Banshee, you're lucky your intelligence is so high, otherwise you'd be chewing rocks.
Got Cadnead.
Gain 7 Manor.
What?
Man they tackle plus one reach
Hold up you do not want to go into this boss fight unprepared
You know what ends they give not equips. Oh, that's her equipment
Yeah, yeah, man, man, man
Whoa
The basic girls versus pebbles.
Wait, that's the name of mine?
It's time for a boss fight.
I train pebbles here myself.
He's about to rock your world.
Show me what you got.
We'll let him before I leave and you need to attack from behind your wordage.
if you have the stick you can knock this into it.
There's a chatter who's like, dude, the stick on the range guy?
Stik.
What's the intern bug?
He's pushing me in a terrain and shit
This cat I got a text for my daddy says I love you
But you might want to consider cutting your hair off
Except the fact that you're getting older and right now you look like a young man going bald
Wow.
Absolutely, though.
Hey, so you might have noticed this already, but take a look over here.
turn order
Stop
He's cleverly putting his back to the wall right now I
I want to use these rocks, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to.
Fuck you!
Oh.
I did not know that.
I'm learning.
It's sunburnin time.
And you blind bitch.
Wait.
Burn again.
Ho ho ho.
Oh, now I'm gonna shoot you in the back
Looks like Baloran got it pretty hard don't worry though
He's not dead yet only down if I get satisfied they get injured and one of their stats gets reduced permanent
Don't let their body get hit too many times or they will actually die.
As long as your other cats can finish the fight, your K-Down cats will still survive.
Finish the fight.
Meow.
I spit on you.
I extinguished him and now he's not going to die.
Very fucking cool, man.
Dodge this.
Wait.
Dude, he's gonna live two more turns, man.
How the fuck was I supposed to know that would happen?
I'm learning.
I've got a concussion.
Please consider moving Cambier blocking quite a bit.
I'm in I'm in a disembodied spirit right now
Why is it popping up?
I was gonna O-passly myself.
Is this better?
Now you can re-heal in a decent unit by 2HP.
Is there curiosity of insane if you're stupid fuck?
I
Let's get
You're blocking the sun? Good. I wonder if he'll be able to tell when it's night time,
fellas. Oh, there's nowhere to put my face! There's
order for my face. What is what is this body? Oh, nice.
Remember like any food, coins, items and injuries again during your journey?
Surprise will hopefully prove useful to you. You want to save an extra just put
Let's head to that house on the hill.
Well, hello, neighbor.
Yes, it's me, Mr. Tinkles.
You've no doubt heard about me around town, and yes, all of the rumors are true.
I spread them myself, just like my legs.
What am I saying?
God I'm so bad. Anyway, you can call me dink.
My god, look at these kitties. They will turn up from an adventure. They look busty.
That's an already I've already been on an adventure. I'm retired.
That means they won't be going on any more adventures. So why don't you take these guys aside so they can relax comfortably?
Uh, okay.
Gotcha!
Go inside.
They seem pretty comfortable, I guess.
So now you can end the day and watch what happens when the lights go off.
And the other day, every cat will eat one food.
Make sure you always have more than enough.
Am I a voyeur?
Uhhh...
Don't tell my wife about what we saw.
Oh, you have a new kitten.
You won't need to grow up before you go on an adventure, though.
Don't worry, there's something in the water here that makes them grow up in one day.
Also look, a stray cat is coming here.
I was looking for love.
You should totes take them inside, right?
What you've made of kittens are collected enough strays if you take them out on an adventure to find more supplies
You want four kitties, but you don't have enough yet
But just like keep ending the day and collecting strays until you do also you could right click the kitten and see if you inherited anything from his parents
Sunburn he's he is dumber than his dad
Oh yeah, I'm trying to check Hobart.
Fire Smelling increases range area and burn by whatever it's hurt.
pretty good. I suppose Giorno Giovanni.
Ranged.
yep you'll put them in the adventure box to get ready for a journey
missy egg
I only have three.
Wait.
No, we're good.
All right, Hobart, the other leader.
Colors.
Meow meow meow meow.
Becomes a random colorless vulnerability when you lock in your team's colors.
You will be the wizard of hell.
Because you're very smart.
Umm...
You suck ass
Your range
You tank
Me know
Block in.
Water spills deal damage in a knockback of Algeria.
Cool.
No one adjacent unit to an open tile?
Sure.
Equip a temporary stick.
Okay.
Hamster style.
Damage and effects from your traps are doubled.
You even have a trap?
No.
Loser.
And plus one in at the start of each turn
Yes the attacker contact you have a 10% chance to get petrified
The chunky pussies chuck chunk chunk yes, man
Let's ride
temporary stick and then we move and then we kill and what let's say I'll
Move again
Need a hey, why is it doing that?
Did she's owning an extra basic move that is saved across turns it unused
Stick of hell
It might have run
Start with two bar bonus, okay, I'm going to use it.
Ha, ha, ha.
Counts as both magical and physical.
It's surfing time!
Okay, we gained in, I think.
Eow!
Punch his ass.
Bounce him off the fucking wall, dude.
whoops stop hitting him he's a good boy what is your name you can do shit
B.O.
EW.
Big fucking EW.
You got plus one move well you didn't within two tiles toward you knocking it into you
house a unit to an empty tile within three tiles of you then you're honest and attack
if they can't.
May I use Agro Lifesteal?
Hmm.
Use it for Lifesteal.
I like the music in this game.
I thought it was going to be the same electric guitar on Glass.
Ha ha ha ha.
Hmm.
I actually got brain damage even looking cat matches lashes ever really terrifying speed for us to the fleas of terror
What does that do
Can't use item actions plus to brace reduces all incoming damage is one speed
Not good
This thing's name is Poober.
There you go.
Oh, she can...
Determine where they start.
Take that!
You can miss?
Noooo.
What the fuck you stupid bitch?
11 has a wide melee attack.
Ooh, the range is good, though.
Probably should check the turn over there.
Ow!
Beats the fuck out of you?
Go get that corn.
Can I undo my move?
Oh no!
whoops yeah hey plus two armor when collected collected to get money
Sleeps.
All right, bunch of shots randomly in an area.
Yeah, what's that coin?
Did it move?
Am I stupid?
Oh, no.
Oh, no!
Fire search!
You are already dead.
Did he get his coin?
50% dodge chance to things standing in this, the grass.
I wonder if I get something for breaking the corpses.
Oh, there's a trash bag there.
There's probably all this shit that we can interact with on this.
Destroy a body, equip a piece of cat-hide armor to an empty armor slot.
And flick marked on a unit
So they bait trap to the tracks and it is
The damage and effects for your transfer double, okay, but this is a tall it only has one effect
Let's get more the armor one was probably get you but I don't feel like managing that right now
Hehehehe.
You press the button earlier to turn everything on into icons so you can see the stuff on the map better.
Oh yeah, tab.
Magic Seed.
Your basic attack spawns Bramble's.
Open it up, JoJoJobon!
It's charming colors seem out of place in this gloomy place plus one heart minus one arm strength
So, Spice of Old Hard Candies, Jo-no-Jovana swatters them whole.
Pale addicts.
Holy fuck.
Uh, wait, was it tab?
Control.
meh meh meh what was that can that game plus two man o and e
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
uh-oh
oh fuck
I wish you weren't there you stupid fuck I kind of don't even want to oh it's
blocked by a lot of sight this isn't what ever do you can't do anything
I'm
Beats the fuck out of you or ambles you which I think is an immobilization
Begins robbing you
What is that uh, aura that's popping up when I do it?
Oh, it's my melee attack, that's right.
You're getting kind of hurt there pal.
Go! Take a nap.
Well, we kind of set them up for that pretty well, huh?
Kind of give them the lab of a century there.
I
Just beat him to emboss
Okay
Now what do I do this okay, I can't throw them all on him
Oh, Bart! Wait, dude.
He fucking beat his ass!
Doesn't matter, you're fucking dead, bitch.
He's got a broken rib now.
You and each allied cat do a spin attack at the same time.
Attack everything around you three times.
Move in front of an enemy.
Confront.
I like the spin attack.
It seems like we start with six mana.
We get three moves, so we can probably get a good spin off every round.
I can't do the hard stuff.
Am I a loser?
Just cover some coins scattered on the ground.
Why would someone leave these here?
Take them.
I'm rich!
Behold!
spin of destiny your move sucks now
whoa there's oh there's something there I couldn't even see it I wanted to see
it right here wait it's still bossy
It's there's all those brambles there it's spinning time I should not have done that
Beat him ass.
He died to the bramble.
Noob.
Damn.
Uh.
Hmm.
I'm gonna rob you now.
Noob down.
I
Works kind of good that uh
Me now
I
Hmm
I'm fucking rich!
Sponsor random pickups when damaged.
Okay.
That hurt, you fucking stupid bitch.
Fuck out of here.
I'm looting.
Nice.
There's brambles there though.
I
Last five G's baby
Me me me
Pick it up.
Punches you in the face.
What was that?
Less wind speed at the end of your turn.
I kind of like that.
action is a jump landing on a unit deals damage and displaces that's awesome
what was that in five luck for the rest of the battle here's having all I just
in the units to full HP
Dude, he's fucked up.
How do I see your wounds?
Ah.
He's got minus strength and minus con, who cares?
Time to heal your cats!
Wait, what button do I press again?
Red.
red
Took damage
Adjays must do health region nice
Let's get that on this stupid fucking ba cat my zush, huh?
What the fuck are you...
We got $27 reduced.
Switch position with any unit. That's cool.
Basically, take games of plus one range in area until the end of the turn.
You know, we could just like...
Aggressively, I think a paradox will put people into our teeth.
Put that shit on, B. What happens if I go this way?
I can't look at the rest of them, man.
Oh.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot there were two different paths radical rat boom goes the dynamite
cat
I
Jump on
That's one HP.
I mean, I assume if I break it...
Explosions turn or when hit with fire, attack to this one. Okay.
Why didn't you... go where I said?
And
That's awesome
I forgot to get the cabinet
I wonder what happens if I jump on
I've got his rats to eat.
I'm afraid I'll get his feet.
I'm not the cat you wanna meet.
Bad, bad kitty.
You have missed from behind, Howe!
Oh, he's the fucking grass tile, dude.
It's not good.
I dude, I can't hit it.
He hasn't done any normal attack yet.
I am very glad that did not blow the hole.
Why? I can't shoot over the fucking grass man, it's gonna blow up!
Good luck, bro.
Oh, no.
Get some damm on him.
Falls asleep right in front of you.
This guy set himself on fire.
He's stupid.
Let's put him in some tall grass so he doesn't get killed.
Did he throw it on fire and then it exploded?
Is that what happened?
It's all you, Obart.
It's all you buddy.
Burn him out.
Himalay too to death.
He's a bad, bad kitty.
target spells gain plus three range um yeah but they're retiring now so it
doesn't matter right we rolled hide not really man not really buddy you can add
adventure to the sewers. What is this fragile brittle flammable basic attack
flicks bleed put that on a ranger I think they're retired now dude
Yippee!
oh it's raining again rain is a spooky one I think it rained cuz we did bad
things. The rain man sees what we be doing and he tells on us. We are Frank and we live
under your house. I bet you hear a scratching. It gets itchy down here sometimes. Sometimes
we like being itchy because being itchy makes us work harder. Bet you didn't know Frank
building your house. Don't lie him. We make them houses as fast as we make brown. We are
just kidding on you but really we love to build so if you're gonna want to have a
more house maid just ask Frank Frank do need to be paid though we don't work for
kisses no more no Frank wants friends cat friends that pipe over there that
might goes all over this places you want to send a kitty out push him down that
pipe and bam there we go
you know just we don't want just any kitty though
frank want retired cats only frank think we like retired cats because we are
kind of retired too okay well we go night
where's this
Oh, put some in the box.
Hey meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.
Well, I think Hobart needs to go.
He's crippled.
So, sorry buddy.
Into the pipe with you, fucker.
reward in attic. Oh hey Frank was just waiting for you down here. Good job on
sending the cat to us. He's slow so when he runs we can still get him. Frank's
slow but no one seems to get us. Frank's getting so itchy. I think we we are
ready to build you know that house on top of your house the one with the point
on it well Frank's gonna go building all over that one you just wait and see it
won't crush you or nothing another tip when you eat inside a house and give
your mommy money that's when it's called a tip also the black part of a pencil
that's a good tip people use that to draw that's all triangle shape has two
tips Frank is a teacher now
Boon County.
Meow.
We're gonna pass the time.
B spawn a random tile anywhere
I
Do kids
Meow
That's all right, you guys are gonna get retired soon
No winner.
Oh no, I'm not seeing kind of home.
Gain zero mana, because the spell's been again by two at the end of each turn.
Castle one's for bad.
That's good.
Yes, you're just out.
Meow!
Yes, sir.
Goodbye.
Here he comes.
They're eating.
Let's see who else we got.
Goodbye.
Well, it's just for a moment.
Hmm, I think I'm going to send all of you to the home.
Click the hole in the attic for a surprise where
Oh I get like separate them now between retired and non-retired
I'm enjoying a bit of the milky white.
Xenocider leaks your sub.
What a hole.
But there's nothing in this world.
They pooped on the floor.
Just a nibble on the members.
Yeah.
Oh, say why.
You call the attic the fuck room?
I'm trying to tell the guys.
No more female cats soon.
I got three what you hi
Game plus one call
I like this game in ability
Take a wish, metabolize.
Looks like a giga good cat.
This one has good stats.
What's this guy singing about?
I'm not sure. I'll get something.
Yeah.
That's a good one.
Yeah.
Check the map first? How do I check the map?
Will they? Do this happen after the Atticus build?
So check this out, I got a new color for you. This class is called the Cleric, pretty hoity-toity religious tech.
There's mental sure, but boy can they heal things with a solid clock and their team ain't know what's going down
And if so it does just pray on
Also
So looks like that sewer monster man built you a pipe, huh? Well don't feel special. I got one too
Hey, that gives me an idea. How about you and I go into business together?
You send me cats with combat experience and I'll you kiss me behind the dumpster over there
What do you mean? No
Yeah, well
What about I expand that little box of yours then, huh? I'm talking about that box by your house sicko
I can upgrade that old shoebox for you that way you can hold more sharp objects trust me
It's worth it. Just send me a cat who's killed some stuff. I'll hook you up
Your cat's passability is the most important attribute. You should have learned them and keep them in my own drafting new buildings
They have the key to some amazing combos. I
Did not look at any of their passes
This is only one of them has one dwarfism
Well hello there
You're the talk of the town these days everyone is all like
There goes that so and so aren't they catch they got brains and buns
And I'm like thanks girl
But did you hear about that newbie in town who's have been hoarding all those cats and then they are like yeah
Yeah, I heard about them, but what's this I hear about that book deal you landed and I'm all leave me alone stalker lol
lol gosh people today are so nosy right anyway what's this about you and me being
pipe buddies you know I can hear you talking in your sleep to that thing
right you old perv my wife made me cover the pipe with a quilt she was so
embarrassed but listen I need a baby I have this empty hole in my heart see my
wife and I we can't have children of our own so I decided to start a cat family
And guess who the father is?
It's you, silly!
Just send me your kittens and I'm sure I can find a way to return the favor.
But try not to send me any uggos.
Keep your donkey-faced fuggos in the basement.
Toodles!
That thing is a health icon.
A room with a health has a chance to heal wounds even cure diseases.
Low health can actually cure disease, too.
I wish I had to skip that simulation is the if you want your kids to inherit things from their parents
Oh you see he's describing the different rooms says we're gonna bring the puts every
I mean, this room is way better by one I want them to be dwarves is that cool
Uh...
Do-do!
Me-me-o!
Um...
We-ow!
There are two Chrismas in the car.
Wait.
No, it is Chrismas.
I'm down.
Bam, bam, bam, bam.
Heals allies with damages enemies.
Casual once per turn.
Meow.
Uh, Ranger?
Sure.
Gigadam of hell?
She has 12 HP.
Okay, I'll leave them there. Lock in.
Five luck for the rest of the battle.
Oh, we kept the equipment. That's good.
We kept some of the equipment.
Also, we're going to give you the bleed range attack.
Regen...
Who's the fastest?
or can move the furthest.
Check out my picks.
How's the battle pass for this game?
Oh, I'm only level two right now, so I don't really know, but...
Damn, I wish I had kept that hamster style, but my show was tight.
the speedrun for this game was crazy oh my oh my god oh I so cannot wait to see it oh
was it okay let's see what it does it just gives me max HP I don't I don't think it's
permanent it might be though but maybe not it does not say it is not permanent
is there a way to face your character in direction
Just click, yeah.
Fuck you!
Wait, move me, oops.
Ouch!
They're gonna give me diseases.
Stop hitting him. He's a good boy.
How's the Fiverr Fiora HP gain 50% dodge chance?
Okay.
Let's do it.
I spent a coin to spawn a random pickup on a random tile.
I spawned a coin.
I spent a coin to spawn a corn.
What?
Tile damage and effects are doubled. We have Bramble Shot. That's pretty good.
Wait, what the?
Dude, that was like a rare monster and it ran away. I didn't even notice it.
What the f-
My travel lives.
Oh, yes, chew as well.
You bitch.
I'm just spawning money dude.
Meow.
one million HP that crash just grow because I was wet and I walked over it
I think so.
Hmm.
Yes.
Learned good.
Hmm.
Hey, yo.
Did I hit myself?
No.
Hmm.
Licks you?
Parish.
This game for furries? Yeah.
Knock two enemies in front of you together.
Eat a rock and gain plus five shield.
And plus one string.
swap positions with any allies.
I kinda like the rock.
I wonder if I have to actually like eat a rock
that's on the map though.
There's a strange stillness here.
The silence accentuates every step
and the cat's moves as stealthily as they can.
What?
Me?
Damn.
I wonder if this rock counts.
50% dodge chance to lose stealth when you get hit.
Wow.
I don't like that.
We're stealthed too.
But worst off too, I kind of like it
Okay, gross how was that fucking boss
Yeah, dumb is the blade to death fuck you bitch
Yeah, I think we need like one of those rocks that we can punch
Check it out punch attack check it out chew attack check it out
World War One.
Yo.
Yeah.
Um...
Yo.
I wonder if they can dodge brambles.
Yeah.
They can.
Yeah.
They sure can.
Oh god no.
Alright thank you.
We gave that guy the most perfect lamp of all time.
Why are you so fast?
Oh well.
Okay, they have money though.
Sometimes.
Oh!
Hey!
Oh, it's not removing their stealth either.
Ew.
Makes a wish. Sponsor coin.
All right man, all right man, all right.
Sure thing, buddy.
What are you gonna do, land in the fucking bramble, you idiot?
You wouldn't?
He will.
Okay, it kills him before it does his damage.
I kind of don't fuck with the clerk but I'm not healing that much right now so...
Idiot!
Where's my money?
Uh-huh.
What are these guys doing over there?
This guy is so fucking swole.
You licks your ass.
I want that jump too.
That jump was sweet.
Kills you.
I guess I'm goofing off in combat.
Dig up a small rock.
Heal allies and damage enemies in an area that spells half effect outside of its center.
It's like a weakness.
My stats.
Do-do.
I kind of like healing fall I
For it I wish I I can't see how much max mana she has rare
You can where
Survivalist mask
It's my road man mask
Why did you just try spawning food, catnip and a coin?
Okay.
Meow.
Yeah, it's determined by charisma, but it does not say how much it is.
Maybe it's just like 10 plus charisma.
Break it open.
Meow.
Gobo.
Meow.
plus three breaks when shield is depleted when a breaks game plus one
strength of three how three jump for the rest of the bow and run over for the
boss Fenrir, wait is that the end it's the freaking end dude
get it because because Fenrir brings about the apocalypse and Norse mythology and the
stealth old looking guy with the eye patch is the guy for Metal Gear Solid 3 that hides
in the the the fucking bushes and you have to kill him with the trink weapon and he uses
traps and his name is the end in the game.
Yeah, you guys are too stupid to get this shit, probably, dude, I don't know.
I won't be stepping up.
There's a bird.
Can I break you? Oh, he moved it.
Oh no, they're disappearing from my view.
I think there's one right there, uh-oh
Dude, what's the worst move she'd go
Okay
I literally do not think it's possible for us to get up there.
You're a fucking bitch.
You're a bitch.
I'm going for it.
Whatever.
I literally can't approach him from there.
That's fine because we've removed his stealth.
Oh, you attacked too?
for you he has 100% avoidance right now
don't whatever you do do not move I'll say does not have 100% right now
huge damn huge damn
Me?
Hell.
I kind of wanted to punch him through that.
You idiot!
I forgot that my guys can't walk through each other, man.
No!
Is there one in front of us?
Is a counterattack.
Fuck you, man.
Spins on it.
Meow.
Oh, you're running out of places to go, man.
And now, Brambla.
Idiot.
I'm in mobile
Temporary sick is like a second attack pretty much is pretty nice. You mean a plus four strength and confusion too
Wait
I think with that we get over we can activate our passive.
Only 25% chance to hit itself.
The dumber you are, the further you move.
One DHS.
I don't even think it's worth it though.
Maybe we grab this.
Maybe we can get another plus one strength somehow.
That would be nice.
Like this.
Do-do-do-do.
Meow.
Perks.
Ugh!
Meow.
Charlie, Charlie, Kirk-y!
Smash him.
Meow.
Cat food.
Wait, is that the normal cat food?
No.
You have 24 HP.
We're kind of dumping stuff in that one cat.
Oradia?
What up, fella?
Loot you?
Meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Just plus one call.
Meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow.
Just plus one con and plus one strength abilities right now.
It looks like we're only getting three men up our turn, though.
That's OK.
So we only need to use plus one strength ones.
I don't want to move up there is it always just going to be a fucking coin or what am
I misreading this spending coin this one I ran and pick up on a round top no it's just
spawning a coin each time I do it. Destroy it? Alright, destroy it, not destroy it.
Fix your shop bar.
Kills you.
Run, coward.
Okay, doing 10 damage to the corpse does not count, apparently, cringe?
There's probably some synergy for like grabbing pickups and combat and stuff that we just
don't have right now.
Oh
Doesn't work in course works on that though
Dodge
The viaduct thinks for some this is here you go big M buy something nice
Thank you
And I got to buy a number 5, Toysy Max.
Okay, I covered my coin.
Boom!
You can't bully me!
He's just six damage, not bad.
Not bad.
Uh...
Can I break the brimble?
No, but I can force attack.
Oh, I know.
We can just attack any...
I can't really get over there because I'm an idiot.
I put those brambles there.
even stronger buddy. Don't flee from me! I wanted to loot those things. Where's this?
Did my luck go down just then?
It's on a spider egg trap that will inflict it infested before.
The spider is infesting this pop out when it dies destroying its corpse.
I wonder if that counts with that mask.
And then, well I don't want to use this on any Not Ranch character because it will probably
get broken.
I don't know where a Radia spontaneously combusts.
A Radia houses surprises or fur lights on fire.
What?
She's got five burn.
Callous.
Plus, oh it's a, looks rare.
Plus two shield, permanent gain plus two shield when you end a battle with one or more shield
first.
cannot be unequipped once it is equipped
but will it get removed at the end of the adventure let's find out
Oh, fuck.
How do you tell which slot it goes into?
Is that...
The callus is an eye-slot occur.
Oh, I see the top left there.
Oops!
Well, that egg sack thing we got is kind of useless now.
Meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow.
Your Sasuke Rul 5.
And plus one luck whenever a unit is downed.
Are these passives?
Yes
We already have a rock aspect, I know we have thorns I'm thinking of a different character
Yeah, whatever
We go to the sewers now with this team
My bombs are undefeatable. Well, unless you attack them
I don't know we can't get the bird
I'm on fire.
Okay, that's not what I thought would happen.
But we're still standing in the fire motherfucker
That's not good.
Really wanted that bird.
Wait, we can still get it.
Gaffer.
Dude, rollin' don't give a fuck!
Man this guy's got a million fucking HP. He is not fire though, which is pretty unfortunate
Balls of sleep
Oh
Not good not good
Not good
It's I thought if I if I moved it a different way it wouldn't also set this tile on fire
That's alright. We'll just keep pledging ourselves. It's like it never happened
Probably gonna do this buddy take take that purse
Let's do that this
He does not give a fuck you are attacking the wrong man
Okay, we're got burn six is not good. Also. We've not hit the boss also not good
But we can generate arms
I don't really care if I cure his debuff.
Let's get rid of our fire.
So I actually, I moved like this on purpose because I knew he wouldn't,
He couldn't resist throwing that bomb there.
Um...
He is burning.
Okay, I thought I would at least get to go first though before it exploded.
You got one HP big man, that's not good.
Take a nap.
Sleepy.
He is uncontrollably on fire right now.
He's blew himself up.
I'm not the cat you want to meet, traffic.
Whatever.
Man, man, keep.
There's your business on the street.
You're at the street.
Meow.
Okay, he got the spider-demoth on himself.
Meow.
What's up, endless Menorca?
It's over, Eggtrap.
If you're familiar with units you turn, gain plus 4 speed and inflict Poison and Bleed.
Small enemies won't attack you.
When an enemy comes within range, shoot them for 1 damage.
Your basic attack causes units to immediately attack an enemy in the race.
I like that.
Yeah.
All stats up two.
Yeah.
Plus one shield, plus one brace.
This guy only has 12 HP, so we kind of got to give him...
Yeah.
We kind of got to do it up for him dude. So the sewers Roland has 10 HP
Her fellows my clerk has been super fucking useless by the way
Fetus
Ranged attacker can drink water to here
It's Claw Sharpen in town, play it.
It's way influx of bleeding takes most turns for each bleeding unit.
Focus is on bleeding.
Play it.
Yeah.
Fuck of you, bitch.
The turret event shot the corpse.
Gross ass Venus, but drinking the sewer one.
Is that poop?
Okay, the cleric is now useful.
Because he ain't getting no extra turns anymore.
I was pretty nice actually.
What is that?
Do this IRL.
Divit Nia.
Who is that that you subscribe to, my friend?
Who is that?
Hold on a mouse to get tactical view, by the way.
You mean left control?
Newbenstein?
Um...
What is the purpose of these things?
to do one million damage
yeah we can't heal enemies or he wasn't damaged out of which one of those
Do not go back in there bitch
Which... Yeah.
What?
20 damn.
Damn son!
Well, give him the slam.
Give him the nap.
She's so real, dude.
Meow!
I don't know what that luck is and like maybe it's just like a global luck modifier or some shit
Timmerson chance to restore all of your mana at the start of your turn
Game plus one to two random says with star of each turn I like that remember he'll know you know yourself or half an amount bait
Um, plus one's kind of low.
It's guaranteed, though.
Money drop chance and rarity, okay.
Minus one charisma, poisonous one.
Inflex poison to units that contact you.
Hmm, turd.
Fecal necklace.
Ew.
EWE!
Loot it!
Kilo of Catnip.
Dude.
My cartel leader put that there.
Alright.
Maybe you shouldn't just take it.
me
All right, we got six sharks
Beats your fucking ass
poop you guys think there's money in there there was not it was just poop
what are my thoughts on this game it's pretty good I don't know if I like the
the background this is a minor complaint the fucking film great why
okay Maria what a game you turn off I thought I did I turn off I turned on the
been yet. For here. Noise and Grink. Aha! Oops! Oh my god, dude, it's so much fucking better,
actually
Oh my god
Tell you lunge attack
Uh, I don't want this guy to be in the range of being here
Although he is generating quite a bit of shield.
There's also a blast in right now.
The sharks are generating infinite turns right now, because everyone's bleeding.
Okay!
We are.
Okay, nice.
Nice, extra turn, bih.
You're too close, buddy.
He's getting dicked on it, it's his turn and he's getting dicked on.
The plus two strength, the plus one brace for each enemy of Jason.
Me downing in again 5 HP, heal 5 HP.
And a half-sized copy of yourself that has 50% of all of your stats, the copy is AI controlled.
It shows up on the map.
Two charisma, minus one int.
Some glasses.
I think the only person who can afford to wear this is her.
I wonder if we can fear our own units.
Surely not.
A dense fog begins rolling in that the cats can barely see in front of them.
the flush master. He's gonna be, he's gonna be pushing us into these spiky blocks.
There's the mini me mini area it regenerates this pretty good
Wait, why did I face that way?
Idiot!
You stupid dope!
Uh...
Okay, I did not like that
up. But he's just gonna... I mean, he's facing this way. I don't know which way he's gonna
go.
I might not even go anywhere.
Meow.
Just got got by the clay wreck dude noob down
I probably shouldn't have put that down there actually I'm sure it's okay. I'm sure it's okay. Yeah
This guy took like 20 damage from that
I don't know I don't think I could break these
hmm we just don't move fast enough way we have to like spread out
Oh, okay.
That beat his ass.
Alright, let's see here.
Jumps across the fucking map to beat your ass.
No!
Ah, that's a lot of damage.
Eels boss?
I mean, my heal, it was for five.
Really in that game, regardless.
Ummm...
They're gonna have a buddy.
She might go down. She has no way to heal herself, which is a problem, but...
No.
Me, yo.
Fear.
Oh, God.
No.
Those brambles man, not a wise decision
Not a wise choice
Who put those there man, I don't fucking know a dick a dick
Why did you do that?
Imagine coming into this fight with a team that like literally cannot move very far.
half of I mean most of my neighbors come from my range attack and my cleric
using her jump spell to get closer so yeah
and this
never mind oh we have to do it unfortunate
What? Why isn't it over? There's a poop there!
I think this character attacked once.
Oh, I can move through my guys.
plus two con in full heal
i mean
uh... i like this
actually
lace shop
what's that smell
Oh, it's you!
Hey, wow, he looks so old and diseased, man. Holy fuck.
Yeah, whatever.
Another fecal mask.
Do do do.
Oh yeah.
Cool helmet, bro.
How do I go hard way?
I guess we'll...
I guess we'll find out.
Yin Yang finds a well-used toilet who knows what my lurk within.
Why did you eat it?
Yin Yang tries to go but is nervous and only releases a tiny turd.
It is not worth it.
What?
She's 11 HP.
Oh boy, no, dude.
Doo doo doo.
Fuck you!
When you crit them and it kills them, it blows their corpse up too.
Interesting.
Harpoon's units that end movement in tur- Harpoon's units that end movement in front of it.
Alright, so this thing is gonna get a harpoon.
Unless I punch it, then I'm gonna kill it.
Yeah, you do it many a radio
kill ya
kalenzo
me now
murder now
Yeah, that's a lot of damn I wish what are you even okay that's pretty good
I was gonna hit her with the what do you even do I don't mean to only move there
why can I not selects oh everything oh you held the enemy doesn't fucking matter we did the math
I'm not sure.
Yeah.
Hmm...
Surely there's only a cat.
I don't think there is a cat, right?
No.
God, he's mine.
My tech can make you better in every way.
Wait, how do I work this?
You don't need to go plus one strength plus one luck.
It worked!
Yippee!
The Gobbler.
Plus 4 con, minus 2 speed.
Yes, the contact you were knocked back two tiles.
Not a big fan of minus speed.
I wonder what happens if you have zero speed? Do you even move?
Bordis! Judging you so hard right now!
We'll dash on its last turn.
Moves one pile toward whatever damages them.
Stop! It hurts!
Get a mini-radio and you fucking missed!
I
I'm not gonna stop.
Now.
My dumb
Hi
Oh
Shit
Oops
Be careful, Mini-O-Radia.
I
He's owning
You did not just dashed her all that you fucking don't
Okay, I'm gonna hit it.
Mini-Arenia, no!
Nukes are people, it's just up.
Uh-oh.
Off
We need some movement speed anybody
Yeah
do
Me boy me you made it you made it
Hmm, can our adventure to the caves?
What the f**k was that?
That was the trash?
Oh.
Good looking, Twitch chat, you know.
Clearly I need some more coffee.
that's good
boot catnip and a coin whatever
is whatever double Rambo lay welcome home
Honestly, the dwarfism might not be that good.
These are the ones that get passed on, right?
Mini-Me and Merciless?
What?
We must cut to our man on the ground, Jimmy the Hammer Valentine, who is going to regrettably
inform us of our favorite subjects, a trained derailment.
What?
This is Jimmy the Hammer Valentine with an urgent library for you and a train of heroes
viewing deadly toxic fumes into the air.
Authorities are saying any hesitation to leave the area could result in serious illness.
be a worldwide when we create some kind of website if you enjoyed the original
George Lucas you will definitely enjoy wars in space wars in space and ct
I
Gotta say
The other day I
Gotta take I get certain tick tocks from
The people with really mad gaming opinions like removed mainly from deadlock or blah blah blah I got I got one
Um
It's hard to talk while this guy's talking to me
Basically, I was like I'm tired of games being released of early access, you know fair valid point, but like I
Wonder I wonder if that guy is going to experience
That's what I was thinking about, like just now I was like, is he gonna play Mugenics?
Is he gonna hear the fucking sewer guitar theme?
You know what I mean?
Like, okay.
I hope so.
Um.
I
Was gonna meet the game, but I'm gonna go get some coffee. I'm just gonna leave that meeting
This is an early access that that's what I'm saying. I don't think
the type of person who's going to make a 200 likes to talk about gaming opinions probably
isn't going to play music so they're probably going to continue saying stuff like oh I wish
games would stop releasing early access but they're going to buy the next FIFA and like you know what
I mean like I was I was saying I was sitting here literally like holy fuck
that song was awesome the one that I just heard and I was like is this guy that I
saw in brief while I was taking a shit last night well he experienced the same
thing I just did probably that was my
I'm not so kind of you.
You see, I'm one of your kind.
Yes, you're just right.
So send me to the big house.
They're reading this is a crime.
Or if just for a little more time,
I'm happy to do it.
I die.
Die.
No.
No!
Some years, I'll say you won't mind.
No pussy, don't try and tell me you're not a get-easy-kind.
We can dine together at a little chili-table for two.
And once you're all in my belly, then perhaps I'll give myself to you.
Can I have more candy?
I'd rather sell this one instead of me.
Just a can of more candy.
For me, I want more candy.
Meow!
Can I have more candy?
I've got more candy.
Meow!
Can I have more candy?
For me, I want more candy.
That's delicious.
Next up we have a sad, sad, cautionary tale.
It's Dirty Mass.
Just a reminder.
yourself's kiddies
I'll be on my way
I
Good
I
Fellas can't believe my dad's in the attacks. Tell me you're sure my head man
I honestly, I thought about it the other day, man. It's not, it's not good right now, man.
The audacity for the person responsible for my hairline just suggests I get rid of it.
That's actually like old science and I'm pretty confident that like that has been disproven.
It has been.
I know stuff I know stuff that my gorilla takes it for something
yeah apparently it was like some like misogyny science or some shit who the fuck is this
well well well looks like you got another collar the thief a personal fever to mind
someone bothering you the thief can stab him in the back need some extra cash
well you know the thieves got sticky fingers it don't get me started on how
quick they are just hope the girls don't find out what fuck does that mean next
reward it's a secret basic be this is a basic air let's get rid of the dwarf
I
Don't want to give
I don't know if I want to give up any of these cats. Yeah, I guess we can wait
to sleep
That thing looks so fucking gross
Ice damage poopy stats
Oh, happy day. My little heart is so full. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You have no idea how much this little guy means to us.
I'm out of payment. I'm a bit of a loss here.
Um, hmm, here. Take this little bow, I guess.
It may seem useless now, but in the right light, the color is just a die for. Seriously, this bow could make God cry.
Don't you dare throw it away. You can leave now.
Oh, but don't forget to keep sending me kittens. Toodles.
I like the regen.
Regions nice.
Trigger the poison, bleed and burn effects on the unit.
damage 2.
So one damage yourself, 50% chance of spawning, friendly fleets.
Okay.
Burner.
Tracer.
I'm Tracy, but I honestly don't feel a word can fully represent who I am as a person,
so don't bother using it.
Do you must think you're some type of pet lover?
I assume you identify as a pet lover by how you carry yourself?
Well, yeah I thought so.
Pet lover.
God, that term is so specious.
Even hearing the word pet, it makes me my skin crawler for the term animal companion.
The first leg of a step beyond loving animals, in fact, I believe all animals should have
the same rights as us.
If not more.
Even the term pet showcases the bigoted specious agenda that the sick world subscribes to.
But I had my way using that word to be punishable by death!
God damn it.
Hello.
Welcome to P-Mart where our love is for your pets is never ending.
Ugh.
Our cat donation center stays up in 24-7.
Every donation of cat age 5 or older will go directly to the expansion of this location.
P-Mart, thanks for your patronage and have a blessed day.
I hate you.
Okay.
I bought it.
Age five or higher.
Frank is scared.
The cave are a dark, spooky thing.
Frank was a dead guy in that place once.
But don't worry.
We got so smart it built in a new Frank out of the old one.
Good as new, right?
Look at how we can make this one dance.
Frank can't dance like old Frank can.
But look again!
Frank needs a nap.
When kids push Frank, Frank can tip over.
That's a very good one.
of
the rocket any passers
They're on the attic.
Basically one the fighter was aware with one intelligence.
Mewky suffered a broken leg.
Well, here you go.
Donation time.
Jeff Dorsey for Submit.
Hello, and thank you for entering the P-Mart Kitty Donation Center Rewards Program.
With your help, P-Mart has re-hunged your donated feline to a family need.
As many have heard, all rewards members gain access to exclusive imports.
Come back tomorrow.
I haven't restocked any new imports yet.
sure it's some kind of frozen food lock or something.
Dabid.
Refresh your basic attack movement weapon and Triggyn action.
Okay, I think we're going to go out minus for health right now
This guy's just been having mad sex, dude
Meow it's Vegeta dude
Wait one more day
Okay, let's get rid of the experience cats now. I think. Honestly, I kind of want to keep her for this thing right here.
Goodbye.
Playing the poop?
Oh yeah.
And plus one luck
Holy pick up one tile tortie. It's very good. We like that
Buckle the bead
You are good
The only GC no by 2 HP
The class colors change their basic attack I think
Stocks a blank color
So come on home to daddy and let me get another house for your room
Hmm
A cat you said me could really take a punch. Thanks
So that's for our agreement. I'll upgrade that storage box yours still pretty tiny honestly
I got bigger ones, but that'll cost you to be more cast of fighting experience. I'll explain it more
This time though. I casted a ventured further from home
You're gonna need to venture into the sewers or junkyard this time. Good luck.
Oookay!
Alright, we got our squad, dude.
Ah
Goodbye
Goodbye you've served well
Age 10 damn I wonder how old they can be
Meow!
Plus four movement, plus one luck.
Where's the luck cat?
There you are.
Giga luck time.
Meow!
A tech unit and a straight line who's ranged.
Um, we have to go through...
The sewer.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
I
Don't really have any smart cats these cats kind of do whatever
Wait you're range now
me oh me oh me oh me oh me Oh
I don't really believe in this game, it would be awesome.
I don't really.
Ayayayay.
Doo doo doo doo doo.
Plus one brace.
Basic attack inflicts confusion to one enemy as it gives plus two shields to allies.
So he heals and gives shield. That's cool.
Basic attack gains you one coin when it deals damage.
Backflip out of the way the next time you're targeted by an enemy.
Neat, marked as good.
Range attacks never miss.
Holy moly.
Holy guacamole.
And more crit.
Who's got shitty charisma an attack that hits a half circle around you this five damage
two movement not good not good it's funny blessing pick up on an empty tile in range
I can put the bow on these are all dude cats
We can afford to drop in on him, I think.
Do my guys have like no HP right now?
No.
Damn!
This guy...
No.
Holy shit.
Hmm.
Ow.
Hmm.
Oh.
This guy has two movements, so I can't even put the main on him.
I think everyone has an attic, so for you...
I don't want to drop anyone's room, so...
set some traps.
Damn, Jaxxix for subbenz says if I see one more Doroh, I am out.
Okay.
Close your eyes, then, bitch.
This thing has a lot of...
Hp a move 25% chance to crit
Oh, holy shit.
I don't know what a Blast Tile does.
plus one crystal when collected? I don't think that's mana, is it?
F*** you, bitch.
Hey, what, where are you running in fear of?
Stack the deck.
Look at the counters.
Finish him.
I got like a computer.
I wonder if they all stats last forever.
We'll see.
I don't think so.
I guess the important thing is the item, huh?
me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
oof
all this guy does is crit, man, but he's too strong
all I do is crit, no matter what
Punches you in the fucking face.
This guy got GIGA move.
Okay, you can't, oh, the turn ended.
Wait, the fact that he goes last with Mark means only he gets to benefit from the Mark,
which sucks as...
Meow.
Plus six.
Rob this fool.
Can't nap this fool!
What?
I bet enemies can pick up the heliground.
I
Hurry it up, buddy
It was counting his dollar bills right now, holy shit
Fire is shot exactly six tiles away that Ignore Shield and cannot miss.
We already cannot miss.
Let's get some maggots.
What does this item make up?
Cruise 2 increases all incoming physical damage.
Protection transmitter.
Hmmmmmm.
Do do do do.
We'll see how it goes.
We'll just have to use backflip.
Okay, ugly, answer me this.
Which is better?
Toes or pirouette pirouette spin baby spin you got this honey there's a lot more
nimble
I do this what went up I assume speed
W speed
Dex up where's that from easy backflip of hell I've heard these these guys did the jump
from the event. I wonder if it lasts forever. Maggot's familiar. He has 1 HP. Yeah, all
All he'd do is crit me.
Two damage.
Yeah.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Beats your fucking ass.
Yeah!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Where can you go?
Alright, let's set him up.
But he's probably gonna go here...unless...nailed it...MAGGIT!
NOOOOOOO!
I wanted to assess if I could pull that on to him.
Obliterate your course.
me me me me me
You're fucking dead mate. This guy is never not correct
Make a unit face away from you, that's really good.
Mali attack to rebound you backwards 10 tiles.
Teleport directly behind an enemy.
Let's get this track.
If he was a melee character, sneak up is probably what would be a big bud.
Block attacks from the front.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
My speed.
We don't want that.
For now.
I got itchies and weasies here for you.
Hehehe.
I'll take some itchies, please.
We got a tape one.
Basic attack inflicts poison one parasite.
Okay.
I don't know what parasite.
Oh.
This is a parasite.
Could be worse.
12 HP.
Our last ranger also had 12 HP.
He's got a gang.
Protects her kittens when they are attacked.
me
meow meow me
okay, excuse me
me how?
me? how?
Dodge
okay man
dodge
okay man
Here she's making them stronger.
I just want to hit her.
Uuugh!
Hermione, Hermione! Um...
It's Maggot time.
Hmm, let's kill you.
Oh, so that's what that means.
got it they trade places
I assume she would get mad she mad though she said
me me me me me me me.
Uh...
Confusion 2?
Of course I crit my guy.
Not the...
Not the bad man.
Dodge finally.
Oh my god.
Do do do.
Is my maggot gonna move, by the way?
Come here, teleports you.
Confused?
There you go.
Alright, we got some shenanigans going on right now.
Backflip!
Okay, I don't like that he's gonna get it.
Also we can't backflip there because there's so room to backflip.
Ay-ya-ya-ya!
Gigadodge of Hell.
There we go.
There we flip and go.
Now the children.
Hmm, we can't move.
Yeah
Explodes you coward
Why don't you unit to the air lobbing it back three times
This smells like copy of the most recent spell an ally can't cause.
I like stick.
Stick sweet.
I would go down now.
Hey, now I have a choice of which paths you could take.
Keep going right and take the easy way out.
Like you did last time.
I heard there's some cool stuff if you go south. Better items, harder fights, more rewards, the path of the strong. Your choice.
Who can even spend 12 mana on one turn?
I don't think we have anyone. If anyone could do it, it would probably be him.
Me me. Me me me. Me me me. Me me me.
Yow. Me yow. Kind of wounded there, chief.
Me yow.
Let's see
We got some rocks we can push around
Really don't want to go forward
Got him
Okay. Weird. Kind of weird that you did that. To me. Oh no. A grave miscalculations.
Wow.
Oof.
It's stick time, baby.
Folks you?
Okay, we didn't take damage.
Maybe it's not all so bad.
Look away. What's that over there? Hey-ya!
Beta? Right into the fuckin' brambles again, you stupid idiot?
I can't get over there.
go get em boss
oh my god
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
hell black the black flippo
boom
And what I meant to say back flippo, but I said black flippo
Do you know what I mean fella
Zaylax extra something? Okay, just checking.
How are you?
Ew.
Sounds like a racist Star Wars character.
Yeah, he probably does exist, huh?
You can't get over there.
Behold.
Go get him.
These things have one movement, I think.
Hmm, not really much we can do.
Breaks you?
Is there a way to, like, hold shift here and, like, cue my movement?
Like, you know what I'm talking about?
Like can I shift Q, move here, and then continue moving over here, or what?
You can attack coins to collect them?
Why did that chatter lie here?
These brambles are kind of a pain, let me be honest.
That's good to know, actually.
Oof!
Yo.
Okay.
You or an adjacent unit gains a random positive effect.
Kill allies and damage enemies in an area.
So.
Ooh, that looks hella cool.
Hey, if you would take exactly one damage, take zero instead.
Mm-mm-mm.
Yeah?
That does not fit you, my man.
No.
Yeah.
Now.
Large coffin stands ominously in the room ahead leaning against the wall.
Exit.
Dry bone helm.
This is good. What the hell?
Everyone has a hat though.
I want to wear this just cause I want to know if something happens if I'm wearing it.
Holy shit!
Obligatory Overwatch inquiry?
You've really been playing that game for 10 years haven't you man?
Maybe it's time to mix it up a little bit, you fucking psycho.
21 mana.
Dammit, we should have attacked first.
the line. No! And one of them is dead, where they jumped a guy. What the hell?
out
We did not think that one through that Friday moves after him
I got a full body turkey
Um, they're kind of gaining on us.
I won't do that yet.
ouch
Attack that though, not my guy. Do they fucking kill that guy? Why?
YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Big crib, big crib.
We're on the queso cag yet no no yeah man so it's still looking
Still looking, dude.
How come they aren't coming over here?
Big crit? Oh, they were stuck by that guy.
Stabs you in the back.
Well, do it to a maggot-chan.
Good work. They're eating corpses now. Pretty accurate, actually.
Boom!
Um, go here.
We should have the other guy.
Actually, no, it doesn't matter.
We collected the money with spin nice
Nice.
This guy be launching bombs, dude.
Idiot.
This art style reminds me of Binding of Isaac.
That's crazy.
I wonder what.
each battle with 20 unfilled max health cool basic deck influx one bleed cool
when you kill enemy refresh refresh your movement ash also cool
I'll take a bleed though. I need some more damage. He'll 15 HP, 7 uses left.
What the hell?
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Hmm.
Use hat plus one shield everyone got a hat. Okay. We ride.
Destroy it. Deb-debid discovers a basket of fruit the warm smell of fresh citrus and bananas lingers in the air.
uh-huh but then then what happened jinxed oops is this the new boss we're
gonna fight also like he's he's snapping in tune with the music by the way
kind of
He's not flipping me off we're best friends
I'm gonna buy all this
When you heal a down unit revive it
Seems good
You're in battle with one HP gain plus one toy random set permanently and start the next battle fully
Philippine all-sets-up-3. Zenkai boost. Oh my god.
Hmm. Let's get that.
He's got a Gimp mask on. That's fucking cool.
Do
Do we get a different boss
Nay
I'm cool with that
I can't reach him.
take that
Jesus morons!
Look away.
Wanting them to go down.
Oh
Oaksie to death
Haha wait does no one get the buff if it dies to the fucking environment hello I didn't get my item
Bullshit
Haha, you dope I don't want the Magus to get in the way
This guy don't give a fuck about rambles no more dude.
And your traps.
Hmm.
I
Mmmm
Okay, no chain reaction we're good
I
Wow, that's right. We don't even have cleanse debuff.
Why am I attacking my own cat?
I have something I can heal her with.
Hmm.
Unfortunately, the corner and this rock has flicked us pretty hard, so...
Now, if I hadn't attacked my Omcat there, he lives another turn.
You're immune to negative tile effects.
When you are now laid down, it's another unit that become the alpha.
Here the alpha take an extra turn at the end of each ramp.
What's your business on my street?
This is good too.
Wait, this is really good.
Cause he has like no mana pretty much.
The junkyard.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Meow. Meow.
Inflate freeze to and a random enemy at the service each battle.
Okay. Meow.
Junkyard.
Buckle Fairy.
Yeah, freeze the one HP enemy you fucking idiots.
His range text spawns glass and inflicts bleed.
When the attack gets destroyed and causes one bleed, anything's standing up.
Okay.
Big Crip, dude. Big fucking Crip.
Yeah.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Meow. Meow.
Idiot.
What the hell?
Okay, please explain why you backflip toward him, please explain that.
I can do that too, bitch.
You're dead.
Zero damage.
My MAGIC kills their MAGIC?
Whoop.
Okay.
Rude.
What? Okay, rude.
What is this thing?
Longreader's attack spawns Maggot if it hits an empty tile, becomes a chummy wind kill.
Hmm.
What was- what was the plan there, Chief?
Yo, we're stepping on everything, dude.
Oh, he's got one HP.
90 more!
Finish him!
Uh, okay.
Slight miscalculation.
This thing's still frozen by the way.
Can't really move here.
There we go.
Bramble's is getting out of control dude.
Your basic attack spawns Bramble's.
No.
There goes still 100% more damage.
Wow.
familiar's an anti-charm game plus four speed and like poison and bleed all so
good yeah let's let's commit to those we can spawn like three magus a turn
Give me a look.
Ummm...
So they died in one hit.
His luck is very bad.
A deep hole in the earth lies before the beam.
Orange-red light dances up from something burning deep below.
Into the hole.
Suffered and emulated.
Minus one charisma and luck.
That's okay.
Poop.
Meow.
Right.
Attack to Senate roll.
Okay.
Where's Hampton?
No!
where's happening I could have healed him with the cat food but I was gonna waste
brought him back to life though I'm pretty sure he's still concussed the
So, unfortunate.
Stop hitting him!
Big Crip.
Meanwhile to beat on his own adventure right now.
How do you not have a man?
20 damage, dude.
Nice.
That's what I was hoping would happen.
Um, sure.
He's kind of a killer, dude.
You're stroking your shit right now.
That's awesome, dude.
So fucking cool, are you doing that?
Sweet.
Fuku-man.
Kind of the first two attacks you receive each time.
Wait.
This is actually really good on him.
A wrinkly-withered old head is tucked in the ring of a tire and stares blankly at the
bead.
Run!
Yo, it's Hitler.
He's frozen.
Shoot diagonally or dashes forward leaving a flybomb.
You'll only be damaged from the front.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Depends if I poke the freeze.
Okay. Not quite what we wanted.
Yo.
Oh, we should have attacked Elise.
Epic dodge of Hell, by the way.
I think we kill this guy in one turn.
My stick!
Hmm, I can't actually hit him.
maybe? and like so
Hmm, we may have made a mistake moving her up like that.
Nevermind.
Oh, God.
Oh, he can't counter. Oh, no.
It's within his minimum range.
Alright, maybe the counter's not very good at him.
I cannot poke through allies.
Maybe I'm so high I killed two, man.
One shot.
Fuck you.
buffered my second spawn before I realized what was happening. Strength could be good on you,
but I want some speed. Actually, by increasing her speed, we made our ranger last again, which is
Not good.
It's probably a better combo here.
Some of the different backgrounds.
Warned.
Oh...
Here, use the Warned one.
Hmm...
The mask is good just not for like what we got going on I think
Boy are you in luck plus two charisma wig start with plus one bonus attack
The wig also looks cool
I think we put on him honestly
Mama Mia
Yeah.
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
Hmm.
Out.
Okay.
Ortae for him, kitty.
Damn, he's looking.
He's kind of fucked up, actually.
I will only play this if I can fully backseat my cat's code included. Can you please answer?
This guy's name is Flat Earth Bliss. Yeah, you can, you can.
Hmm, I think our range guy kills this guy in one hand
He's invulnerable
That seagull just attacked me?
Reload!
Momma Mia!
Epic dodge!
Big crate of hell.
seems doing pretty good we've not fought the boss yet we do not know what that
holds I hate moving through this show
Okay, it's only one Reload, it's still very good.
Idiot.
**laughing at fanboys**
It's actually got bad pros though so...
Oh fuck.
Hey Al?
I have a guy claiming to be your man- manager?
Asking me if I'd like to promote my channel genuine or not?
I got a question for you chatter, okay?
At what point during my stream today or at any point ever do you think I took the time to
individually message you to promote your Twitch chat channel?
Furthermore to the point why would I do that? Why would anyone do that?
Boom
Is that manager not you oh yeah, I don't have a manager so
Sorry I mean some people impersonating me
I don't know why I did that.
Um, yeah, that's not me or anyone I know, so.
Turns out when you get cold-called and someone is claiming to be somebody they're probably
fucking lying about it. Nooo! Maggotshand!
Does this dude really wear a scarf indoors?
Me?
Files said Trump was innocent. Why do you only make jokes about Trump? You have TDS
LOL.
What? I may find Trump cause he's like 82 years old. He shits himself constantly cause
his asshole was impacted by like a camping rod or some shit. I think it's really funny
imagine he's like constantly leaking shit. That's what they do with politives.
Boom!
He'd be pooping, man. He'd be pooping.
Dex up. Dex up. What is this? This is an item. I think this is also an item. Wait, this
This might be home items.
Because a random piece of furniture when you return home.
Buckle Fairy finds a bunch of trash bags. They look full.
open sludge hat
this guy's always getting cursed man
plus one brace uh we need the armor i believe
everyone's got full equipment right now
This guy's shmooving, damn. Wait, what is this?
It's just like a...
It will evolve in several turns.
Not on my watch.
You're gonna fucking die, bitch.
base gaming is for kitty noobs lamow I like clicking heads like a grown man
we are kitty game though virgin lol it's a b i r g n
true though true
hey it doesn't bleed me
we should have used our stick to break though that was fucking stupid
We did it backwards.
I saw this last time we had the turn-based discussion, but I read a comment online where someone was like,
guys really be saying they hate turn-based combat, but they'll argue in like
fucking Twitter comments and shit.
Thought that was pretty funny.
Boom.
damn shit so much HP. are we getting bounced around, dude?
hmm, how do I kill those guys?
Right him you fucking worthless piece of shit!
Dude stop.
He's getting- my boy's getting hurt.
Are we?
He's still not dead by the way.
Yeah, we kill him
Okay, what?
Good dodge, bro.
No!
Wow!
Um, not really anywhere for you to go.
Except right there.
It's kind of fucked up that he got frozen because his transformation timer kept ticking down while he was frozen.
But I suppose we'll see what it does.
Wonder if I can rob my own animal.
I guess we won't see what it does, because I'm gonna fucking kill you big!
And now, kill their corpses.
And now, rob them.
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man,
man.
Nice counter.
Execute him.
Are you not a voice in this game when Christian is?
I don't have dialogue with game developers.
Dash forward and knock back either at four tiles than dash forward and attack.
I like the, uh, yeah, I wish I knew how...
This might be more useful.
Now?
Eato.
Brothers healed one health.
Yeah, but what else?
Fucking nothing, you're a loser! What'd we get?
I
Rather boss
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Mmm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's keep that
We're fine.
Chubs and nubs.
Have I had the right to span?
Oh, what?
Okay, we froze one.
This is a poison shot when damaged.
No backflip, man.
Yeah
Why fear
Does he saw the clown nose maybe
Hey Melton
What do you do?
Lobs in poison creepshot and damage, just a leap attack with knockback.
Hey, hey, you can't hit me there.
I'll have another attack!
I think, I think, he's just shooting in front of him, whoops.
I wish we had one more.
Okay, he didn't take that though, weird.
I wish we had one more charisma.
You just melt that? What was that?
I think they're blind.
Easy backflip.
My nagging!
Big fuckin' damn.
I can't tell if these these things are supposed to be blind or for strong or if
they are not working properly but I don't think I've been hit by a single of
their attacks. It literally says confuse. I mean, this one's also been doing
random attacks, no? Oh, it is blind. I just completely ran over that.
Okay. Nice.
Well, if I could be flopping around, how come he didn't die at the dawn?
Focus.
Um.
I think he pierced
Yeah, I bet a hubris there. I will admit. I will admit.
Hmm. That's a lot of money.
I'm doing it again.
The counter attack. Mark.
Wait, he just hit himself. He was confused. There's a lot of shit happening right now.
distract very handy here
kind of fucking him against the wall right now dude
this guy does not take bleed damage or what
Holy moly 12 boys hit him with a big one chief
Boom!
Believe that thing of the round.
Oh!
Revive a body to 100% HP and give it all sets up then you fall asleep.
Turn an area at the beginning of your next turn to heal all units in that area.
You and all adjacent gain speed.
Wow
Speed
That's my name I supposed to go towards plus minus one max HP
Unfortunately the necklace cringe
We'll get plus one damage on him though
Game plus five luck for the rest of the battle.
He can't even equip it because he's got a table.
Lol.
Wait, where's the...
Oh no.
We made a mistake.
I thought we would be able to go to the caves from here, but it- oh, we unlocked the next
Dungeon from this way too.
CTS is her subject.
Who is that blue cat?
Holy fuck.
Ah, this is good.
This is just a straight upgrade.
Another jacket, very nice.
These triangle backgrounds, that's like the rarity.
The bow was worn and nothing happened, so...
Wish I had more space.
Meow.
It's shut up cats Jesus
I need more rooms I think I need to make my place better
Food storage box plus 40 max food don't care
Oops that's just over by
Can I even say that on the radio?
Meow!
Hmm.
Meow!
Yeah, I hit back and it did not go back to him.
Yeah, dude. I'm an idiot.
I
Get in courtesy was house
That's actually a good one, good one.
I gotta make my house better. Another room for your house, man.
Butcher Frank.
I
And a boy that's your subject meow meow
Like I want to make these rooms good enough that they'll be inheriting stuff, but I'll leave it to happen
here.
Get out of here.
Oops.
Did not mean to delete that cat, whatever.
Oops, did not mean to delete that cat, whatever.
We got Vegeta.
I want a random tile and re-home my cat.
I mean, honestly, any of these cats passing something on would be fine, I think.
Hey dude, I was looking in your windows and seeing you got a lot of cool junk in there.
Oh me?
I'm baby jack, at least that's what the people around here call me.
My notice says it's because of how talented I am.
I'm a superhero, you know.
No no also says boys do nice things, so I got some gift for you.
What I just give to you, that's what rich people call furniture.
around these parts is filled with Jesus juice but we can talk about that later
the tab up there click it you can fill your house with all kind of joke maybe
I'll be with my note in the my little shag see ya
affects the quality of stray cats to show up each day so often cats will
breed or fight? Hmm. Hmm? Oh. The screw, I just noticed the screw. Okay. Hmm. How do
we get more furniture though.
The boneyard hub in there more after that I'd like to admit.
Lots of holes in the boneyard and a lot of problems are buried in them.
And by problems I obviously mean stiffs.
And by stiffs I mean dons.
You picking up what I'm putting down buddy?
Wake up little Nancy stay on your toes.
Let's go get boned in the Boneyard.
Oh hey, it's you, I was just telling my Nona about you.
She thinks you're nice and I think she's right.
So um, their dad done a kick so hard and made all of Nona's treasures fall down.
She's been stuck back there for like tons of days now, but I'm working on getting her
out.
I bet if I could sell all the stuff that fall on her, I could save her.
buy a rocket to the moon or even a truck to the park so I need your help buy my
treasures and help me save Nona oh wait I almost forgot can you please send me
cats that are all broke up smashed heads breaky bones I need cats like that I'll
tell you why later it's a secret I just made up see ya
Oh, cool money!
There, your house is filthy and your cats are all donked up by a suit.
Well, don't you worry, your pretty little head dink is here for you.
I have loads of hot gossip just oozing from my veins, so let me keep you in the loop.
To this thing, the icon is comfort.
High comfort is vital for your kitty's low comfort will not only prevent breeding, but
it causes serious aggression.
Keep that comfort stat high and your cats will breed like rabbits.
Furniture.
Me, as I lower the comfort.
Grins, evilly.
It was this.
Cans.
There we go.
Wait.
Thinking?
No, it's not big enough.
Or it's too big, I mean.
Uh, yeah, we need, uh...
I need something.
What you got?
Deckard.
Spells a copy of the most recent spell on allied cat costs.
Uh, you're okay.
Meow.
You!
Wants a- cats age 5 or higher. Hold it.
Four.
Two, eeeewww.
Spend five coins, heal 10 HP, that business.
Ya, ya, Houghton?
Take yourself another unit with them Fortals, one HP.
Uses.
Um, yeah, we're not, we're not, we're not passing anything, uh.
I like this guy that's ok well it looks like you're going to the shack
back buddy. Sorry. Oh hey! My note says you are super rich, is that true? I bet you could
buy all her treasure in no time. So, want another secret I made up? The other thing
where you break all your bones and they grow back all huge and strong like a daddy guy?
Well that's what I'm gonna do that has cast you to them. Guess what? I'm doing it to
to me too. My eye grows back up, it grows back and I betcha I'm gonna see through walls,
send me more of those burpee garages I have. The more I have, the more treasure I can put
out for you, deal?
Oh, you got a concussion too.
a weak melee attack. This guy's got some muscles, dude. Dang it. This guy's, what a
Chad face
Like I basically don't want anyone up there minus five comfort
You said
You got a whole ton.
You also suck.
Chad Wood.
Your stats are okay.
Chad Wood.
You know, we can put a bunch of cats up there and make them fight each other and give them to the furniture guy.
Oh, no.
It's on a crate on an adjacent tile. Super crate box.
Dig up a small rock. He died.
Welcome to the uh
Welcome to destitution.
Oh
I just realized the question mark means I don't know it's gender question mark I have
another one.
Both gender?
to daddy and let me have a sweet pussy. I'll try it.
Doodle doodle.
I
Kind of like this guy
Decker. He's got pretty good stats. Kind of old though.
I
Come on
Uh, one more.
Oh.
Yeah, I know this is going to sound really stupid, but they visually look like each other, too.
I
Now
I feel like I would say I keep going out.
I don't want you.
Goodbye, goodbye.
This cat's good.
You are...
Okay, seven con. Your ability sucks.
Copycat.
He looks so fucked up, dude.
hmm it's cuz they got fucked up yeah I know
We're just giving our cats away right now because I hate them
What happens if I go now arrange attack that turns anything it kills into meat
Yeah, we're probably going to take Alfred here, I think, but this guy's pretty sweet
though.
I don't think I'm over thinking. I don't think it really matters. I don't think it matters
right now.
Aaron looks like he can't be within 300 yards of a school.
What the hell?
I
Got sleep
They haven't really gotten any intelligence, cats.
Deckard the mage with 8 HP.
This seems ill advised.
We'll do it.
Maybe this.
Except.
Meow.
Okay, we got about a lot of, we got two, everyone's 20 and then one of them's 12.
Not good.
Lock in.
I
Plus for con we go pretty hard in our 12 HP character, I think
I really don't like the minus two speed on that mask.
You nail throwing.
When you collect a coin pick up or press your move in action each one two coins, one two
extra coins spot in each battle.
He's blessed.
Power defense.
Overpowered.
Access damage you deal to units makes them explode dealing the excess damage to units
around it except for you.
okay okay
Yeah, I have buddy.
Hmm.
I feel like this guy's gonna get his ass beat.
We have the healing though.
That's okay.
We also do this.
I guess I'll do this.
We start with 7 armor, that's effectively good enough, even more actually.
Giga armor dude, holy moly.
Holy guacamole.
Did you skip work?
Yeah, dude.
I came with one health and I carried the team to make anything work, yeah.
The infested kid.
That one on the far left definitely looked infested, dude.
This one
Is our guard listening
Yes below do what you will I'm gonna go pee
Okay.
Oh, shit.
More ashes.
More disappointment.
Oh no!
No!
My luck is rotten!
Eddie, no.
No, Eddie.
Jesse Reed, thanks for your- Eddie! Eddie!
There you go. Have some treats.
Get the fuck out of my face.
Wait!
I'm dead.
I thought that was an enemy.
Hold on, you guys accuse this guy of being name butter.
Oh, he totally is dude!
You see how he was flailing his mouse like right at the beginning of that kill cam.
And then all of a sudden it was immaculate chat.
I want to make a bet look dude
You have
Until the end of Sunday to beat 60 million for me to even continue competing no bets
No money nothing else. That is the deadline. I am done playing it on my stream after that point if you cannot do it in that time
You don't get to set the terms and conditions
Bitch play your fall guys tournament
I never gonna let you go, I'm done
It's alright, don't you know
I never gonna let you go, I'm done
Now, how I know it's not to me
You look like you're not so far
You know that's not true, but you know that's not the truth.
All right, listen man, listen dude.
OK, all right, I'm not saying...I can say what women can wear, but look at this fucking
whore, can you believe it?
All right, I stream 8 hours every day and this bitch just shakes her tase and makes
more money than I do in a year in one month.
But I'm not saying I'm telling them what to wear.
But I'm not saying.
But I'm not.
Hey, Moon Inventory.
I'm playing in the Mooncourt Siege Tournament tomorrow and my team is EO Team 6.
Can you please watch our hype video in true?
Okay.
Yeah.
I want to die.
I want to die
You'll see six oh
You walk on water
I'll show stream
Inbo six tournament I even I can have custom lobbies in that game
You said it?
It's so homie!
I'm trying to style, boys.
Good enough.
We'll get one on the other side, hang on.
Let's ride.
Excuse me.
We need more bodies for our truck.
Oh Jesus.
Ooh, Billy!
Ahhhhh!
Yeah, don't ever forget I'm the greatest gamer alive.
I'm not even gonna drink to my liver that I'll eat for myself instead of a boy
I'll eat for myself instead of a boy
You fucked right off!
Dude, hello?
I'm T.M.N.L.
Suck a dick, Markiplier!
You can't fuck my wife!
I get to fuck your wife!
He was a bitch.
I'm still naturally good.
I'm dry.
I'm gonna go back to school, I'm gonna go back to school.
Damn it!
God, stop it!
Now, sir!
Give me my money back, bitch!
Well, yeah, that's all I got.
Yeah, fuck you, Henry!
This is a very nice-looking house.
Thanks.
Appreciate that.
Everyone else says they hate it.
JK, you're a bitch pep app.
Peter Pan in three months
has loved this high-teen top 500 ranked gameplay.
XOXO, PPD, let me tell you right now,
I am so excited for Optic now, dude.
You have no idea, dude.
Holy shit.
I want you to drive EG into the ground.
I want you to make our teasing to real quick.
Competitive Dota don't let me down man
Please make my dreams come true
I donated last night a
$1,000 split between the bail project for people's campaign NA double CP her and double ACP
Legal defense and education fun me hen day or me gen day. I'm not sure what it is
uh color change in the system ship education fund and I'm gonna do another
10,000 TBT um I figured you guys should know because it's your money and I'm
So
Sorry
He never did
Never did what
And pre-on blaze D. Gekka thinks or something and sure this was up in some say J five dollars as ER
Used to be so funny what happened dude, I'm hilarious still you want to hear a joke
No? Oh, alright.
MV Maxix for $9.997. Appreciate that.
Uh, Mr. Big Smoke and Guppito? Thanks for the help.
Fuck you.
The run-ail that knocks coins out of a unit?
It hits an ignore shield.
Hmm.
I'ma rob you, fool.
but hold where's my coin
it fucking lied to me I should move that one oops okay we're critting on our
tower defense was good
We're fighting new units.
A weak melee attack that has a chance to hit multiple times.
We got the counter attack mask on this guy, so...
Wait, he has cut first two.
What the flip?
Wait, I think it did split out of coin, I'm an idiot.
Get owned, bitch.
It's got only those six damage, that's so fucking sad.
That's enough to kill you, though.
What is this ranged buff?
Bonus attack.
He's just murking and he's a fucking turret, dude.
You have to pick the coins up, yeah.
Dude, he has slow four.
Alright, you're kind of making it hard for me to attack these guys.
Here we go.
Oh!
Reloaded.
loaded. Alright, we're rich now. Can you even move? Yeah. I made a rock. And then I
killed it oh yeah oh yes copycat
banner um yeah
It's time to perish.
This guy's killed so many fucking animals, dude.
Holy shit.
Do not approach.
Do not redeem.
Stop running.
I can't reach him cuz I'm slow.
Well, what if we did this?
Fuck you!
Ow!
Whoa!
Alright, the rock kinda hurts, we bet.
Boom.
You think that video was a cannon event?
Uh...
video. The dimmer you are the further you move. He's got four aim.
Tub girl? Yeah, I would say tub girls are a can of them. That's fair.
That's the weirdest place you've ever taken it down.
And a porter party that had the urinal section filled with like eight different tiny little bottles of vodka
The party waits so long they are ambushed
Deckard stairs transfixed at the rocks for hours
Where was the ambush?
Well
Ah.
Parish.
Your ambush means nothing to me.
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
He's spawning maggots for real.
Alright, man.
One deep chest.
Okay.
Shut up!
Shut up.
Can you move diagonally? Nope.
Oh, no.
These motherfuckers talking, dude. They talking, man.
Probably should have turned around, fellas.
Parish.
Yo, again item.
The Jason Voorhees Mask, Monka Giga.
Dude, this tower defense shit is so fucking broken.
If we had something that like buffed him on kill, it would be really good.
I want to try some of them.
Disregard.
That maggot did not get to live, man.
Reloaded.
I bet there's some shit in these boxes, eh?
Ow.
What the fuck is that?
Collected to get money.
Those sack of mud.
Ten gold. What the fuck?
What the flip?
Wait, did I pick up the gold that I just knocked out of him?
Yeah, we're schmovin boys.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Um, watch this.
Yes!
Weak melee attack.
Weak melee attack if this crit's inflicted minus one lucky game plus one lucky game.
We don't crit enough for that.
Take an extra turn at the end of this round.
Teleport behind a unit.
Nothing personnel, kid.
Let's get Time War.
While down, you have a 25% chance to revive with 1 HP at the end of the round.
Plus 5 armor.
Okay.
That's pretty swag.
Propeller cap.
Whoa.
He keeps flying!
What the hell?
Hmm...
Yeah, I'll put a flying on him.
I don't know where Kida spontaneously combusts.
Okay.
Very not swag.
We got the end.
Son of a bitch.
I kind of don't want to step on the grass here.
Whatever I should have saved my man, but now we're getting rid of him.
He just missed the grass.
1D Chess?
He knocks us away! What?
That doesn't fucking matter, bitch!
Also, he turned around. Oh my god, you son of a bitch.
He has an attack, what the fuck?
You're on fire.
You do have 10 armor less.
Also just realize it's not subtracting from his armor, so.
Not good.
Hmm
Don't care
I can still hit you you're not safe okay there's quite the blaze
just go right here shall we
You are not affected by Bear Traps.
You bastard!
This guy, I'm pretty sure is completely surrounded by Bear Traps.
You're such a fucking bastard.
You're so...
Let's see here.
Okay, I can't put it out with my spit.
Get out of the fucking grass, you bitch!
You stepped on a trap.
He's gonna die.
Bro.
Eeww.
Hmm
Stop
You're still mobilized, aren't you?
Yeah.
Cool.
Guys, the rock didn't put out the fire.
Alright, man.
Dodge this, bitch.
Ah, you attacked one time.
Cool
Stop being a fucking trap you dumb bitch
Attack the deal is more damage less health the unit has reverse the last damage an adjacent unit took
Run to the ally with the most missing health trample all in the way that's sweet
This is magic damage rare it's wet emergency all right what kind of malady did Alfred Alfred receive
Corisma. He's disfigured now. Yeah, he's looking pretty disfigured. I will admit. Not good. Not good.
Let's put the healing item on Elf.
I missed backflip, that move was sick.
Dodge.
Dodge again.
So fucking swag, dude.
Do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do.
Um.
Do a tool.
Okay, man.
oh we have overpowered I was like why the fuck did he explode wait it's a giga fly
Can you attack- the first time I used the ability I hit six times and the next three
three to four times I've hit... once.
Oh!
You're not very strong, are you, bud?
He's in our minimum range, dude.
Now I'm getting pissed.
Mm-mm-mm.
Oh, wow.
Cause he, he displaced the yellow cat, he was taking extra physical damage.
You get sex on the tower defense.
Why was that?
Explodes you?
I think we should just be trying to finish these as fast as we can, although...
Oh, that thing's dead.
Can't pass up the four gold.
Okay, I'm a fucking moron.
Yup.
Okay, man.
Yep!
Okay, man.
Oh!
Attack that has all units in a straight line to six damage, I bet.
Shoot twice.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What's up, Perkaset?
I gained plus 5 range for the rest of the battle.
Oh well well.
Plus one magic damage? I don't think anyone does magic damage.
Wait, that's from Japan.
Show the battle with plus two bonus moves.
Do, do, do, do, do, do.
Calculating?
Alfred finds a nest full of mice that seem to be sleeping for the moment.
Attack them.
Alfred stored one food.
Am I scurrying away with some of his food in the chaos?
Stored one food.
What?
Didn't he just get robbed?
I need that bonus item, stat.
Wait, who got the bonus move item?
Red?
Hey, hey, hey!
Give me that ship, bitch.
Why don't I move out of the grass?
Uh-oh.
Ah.
Yeah, beat his ass.
Me now.
Oh my god.
I'm thinking you're fucking with the wrong fella
it's my cross
I think if they're flying we can fly over him or go through him.
Why did I kill Perce?
We could have taken an extra turn.
Okay, fuck you.
Heal. Heal.
Begone demon. Stand back.
Hmm...
You can't really...
There's no coins in the way, dude.
What's a lad supposed to do?
Wait, what if I do this?
Idea?
Burmp, burn it!
Yeah, and that's why he's the god gamer, baby.
And that's why I use the God Gamer, baby.
I can move across the entire fucking map.
Your basic attack passes through units and ignores shield.
Your physical attacks on poisonary bleemies inflict plus one poisonary bleed.
Here it goes, 100% more damage.
Whenever you kill a unit, refresh your movement action.
Let's get the Pennis Ray Shawl.
They say he bear trap.
Fair way.
Yippee!
Plus four?
Blob attack that freezes units.
Usable once per bat.
That's not bad.
Block an entire instance of incoming damage.
Well, 50% critical hit chance, but 25% chance to miss.
Save unused basic attacks for future turds.
That seemed very nice.
Hmm.
The hat was not the best purchase.
Should we go junkyard or boneyard or caves?
A decision has to be made.
Mew mew mew mew
Caves oh it's a different boss
Uh-oh
Um guys
Upper gets in the adjacent units at the start of its turn has heart problems
so
take that speed
Uh oh. Oh no. I think I may have uh... I think we may have made a mistake.
Oh, he's singing the song.
Awesome
No, oh
Why are you here for there?
That's to me
Thank you
Well, good thing we got quiver I guess
Oh
We should get move further now
Oh shit
Hmm oh I know
Okay.
Will she walk over the bear trap?
That is the question.
Let's find out.
Never mind.
We can find it out.
In fact, I may have just killed her.
Ooh, wait, she's taking the, uh, increase damage.
my dreams are the king of cats, king of cats.
All of my nights, I'm chasing rats, chasing rats. All of my days, I'm taking that last
very second. And in my dreams, I'm the king of cats, king of cats. I'll hold you tight,
I think you're dead.
Explodes you?
Moostash.
Bad Jackie.
Hmm.
You can use consumables on other units.
You can use consumables on other units. That's pretty good. Dealer.
I like this.
plus five charisma for the rest of the battle game six man disco biscuits MDMA
Haha, that's a drug reference!
Haha!
Ooh, yeah!
Now!
Bam, bam, bam!
Now!
Sewers!
We got to have her eat some turkey. These are new years. Explodes when killed.
Hmm, not epic.
What the fuck?! Hey!
Moves away when damage maybe hiding in water.
I forgot my attack ignores armor now.
Okay, that kinda backfired.
But how much damage do you do when you explode? That is a question.
I mean we can just avoid it.
But is that bitch main?
Okay.
a bit rude i would i would say i would say
you're so pathetic bad move
Okay, slightly unnecessary mommy.
What up?
Kills you?
Every piece of money on the map
Where we going
We're flying over terrain because of our thing
for
her head
Hmm.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Push the coin into me.
Oh, there's like a minimum range on this. Interesting.
Awesome.
Ranger seems really good, but maybe I've just gotten Ranger Lucky.
We'll be very careful not to hit our teammate again with that fucking thingy.
You're the one person we cannot have.
Oh, wait, never mind.
Come on, we good, we good.
Plus one in whenever you hit a new type of unit with an attack or ability.
Hmm.
Plus when health regeneration and health regeneration also applies to your allies.
Why mama mia!
Smash that fucking TV.
Spark finds an old television set, although it has seen better days that each device
might still be functional.
Humming sound emanates from within. Smash it!
Shard of Glass.
Maly attack that inflicts a bleed.
Shank him.
Right next to it's open.
Oh, we got the sharks, dude.
You know, honestly, piercing attack with the rocks really good, watch this.
I don't know what to do with it.
That's bullshit. I would have one shot that guy
Shake him wait
He's most certain for each. Oh
May have shaking him was not the correct choice
That's okay.
Fucking kills you.
You can't flee.
We're about to get multi-turn reigned here, I think.
There we go.
We blowed shit up.
Get the counter attack!
We got far.
I can move after I get set, by the way.
Boom!
Oh.
Oh, the explosion hurts my allies but not me. That's not good.
We're gonna go intelligence here.
This game is kicking my ass if I can see how fun Min-Max and Eugenics is going to be.
Right now it's pretty easy, I'm gonna be honest, but I don't know if that's because...
Like if it's got like sleigh the spire or like turns or whatever like where they called and say a spire
Then I bet I bet it gets pretty hard but ascensions. Yeah always red button fellas
There's the Agua.
The Rat King.
Like I'm still seeing shit I haven't seen before.
Spawn's low rats that there's adjacent units.
Check this shit out.
Oh, it bounced off the poop.
This is funny.
Um...
Go get that bird, buddy.
I can stand there.
Shit.
Hey, whatever.
When did they start doing the singalog?
Ah, we went away here.
Also, do not mean to keep her turned around like that.
Uh oh.
Or what?
What the fuck did you do that?
That was not cool, man.
What the hell?
Rude.
I was like, meat in the water.
Um...
We hitting him with a big one?
RRA!
Ow.
He's ass.
Okay, he's pissed off.
Damage up.
Jokes on you, bitch. Heal. And then, bear trap.
Okay, watch this.
Uh, Kappa. Wait.
Watch this.
The fucking water tiles are reducing my movement speed.
I'm a fucking loser, dude.
Okay, we have to use our basic tag first.
Go to the bathroom.
You're shitting yourself. He counter-attacked the chick after she got shot into him.
Oops.
I think she's going down again. That was very unfortunate.
Um...
unless we can finish them off.
of
Hey guys, where did she go?
I'm just wondering where she went.
out of curiosity, you know what I mean?
Everywhere?
Um, guys?
I'm just down I can't man. I think I got hurt no
Well, that is super on good super on good
Alright guys, sweats visibly.
Begins to weep.
Uh, yep, we're probably gonna get the speed here.
is too easy. I mean most of the damage I've done, I've had done to me this run has literally
been as a result of me hitting myself, so yeah. Yeah.
All right, we only got three guys. That's okay. That's okay. That's all we need
He just went through me bros
Uh, let's get that turkey.
Hello, mate.
Hello.
Oh, so you can just fucking fly.
Got it.
All right.
They're piercing armor right now, by the way.
It's not good.
This leaves about a double kill my guys by the way.
Hi, hi, hi.
He went for you!
Why did the explosion insta-kill the other person?
I don't know what to do with it.
That's really bad for him.
Not good, not good.
Speed increased by eight.
That's crazy.
This wouldn't be so bad.
another unit by one HP of infinite range. This wouldn't be so bad if the person that
died didn't also have our turkey on her because then we could have turkey on both of these
guys in theory in theory this guy starts with like 12 fucking armor and is safer
than this person. It's less likely to die, but...
We're gonna do that, I think.
Um, let's go furniture again.
do. A new cat starts following the party. Alfred got never stoned. Never level up.
This is both fucking just a normal ass cat, dude. He also is not looking to.
You ain't looking so hot.
Zero movement, eh?
Why do you sound like that?
All righty, welcome to the squad Hemingway.
This truly was the hardware out.
I wonder if my attack goes through walls.
Seems like it.
Yep.
I'm one off.
It's not really a safe place for us to attack from right now.
So we will go right here and do this.
Oh, he hella slow in the water.
They're rolling.
They're floaters.
Any bird?
No.
Hmm.
What do these guys even do?
Moves away after it deals damage.
Normal cat go.
Zoom the formation.
did eight damage. I did not like that.
The fact that it pierces walls is kinda cool.
Hmm
Explosion bear trap
Fuck you
No, oh he's going down
we broke we broke right dude you fucking fool get him Hemingway
time warp we kind of want this guy to hit this guy
So if he's healing out of one, alright.
Oh no.
He killed himself.
Noob.
The explosion was not that bad.
Wait, where's the last dude? Right there.
Go get him Hemingway.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Hemingway is now level 1, but he was level 0 before.
He got plus 1 strength, also learned to rock it.
It's one full four small rocks at the start of each bet
But we can make them into anything we want dude
Look at the slope
Hey, more drug. Roy the Rage.
HP check.
Oh you poor soul.
I mean, wait, Rico's nose.
What is that familiar smell?
Is it tuna?
Open.
Fucking bitch.
Boss fight.
Boris.
He is surrounded by the rocks right now.
Will the rocks slide across water?
Let's find out.
I
Yeah
We want him to move on to the yellow cat because you'll see
The next term this guy's gonna fucked up
Oh god, he's gonna get he's gonna get fucking propeller to death
You know why aren't you big damn big damn
It's over
This poor guy's getting his ass beat.
I could be wrong, but didn't I even not get to use my turn to heal him?
Plus one con.
Move one tile, leaving a maggot familiar behind.
one stack of your random debuff for yourself in all adjacent units
we need some kind of debuff removal
what a broken pod idiot
minus strength who fucking cares dude
All right, one day we'll heal you, and it's gonna be awesome.
We're going to the caves of this class, those cats.
It seems like if I don't give them class callers,
then they develop their own class while you're playing,
which is cool.
It might be my preferred method of play.
It's colorless abilities.
Oh god.
I'm surprised.
Me.
Now that makes sense.
Like, why is Baro Mano one of them?
We'll try a counter attack with its left arm when hit.
It's mainly attack has life steal.
Immune to tile of this.
Oh no.
Yeah.
Release.
Chance for a stalactite to fall on this at the end of the round.
Okay.
Oops.
Round.
Oh, no, that's so unfortunate.
Oh, he didn't lifesteal through the armor, that's good.
This life steal bit.
over well may as well kill you then you oh my god wait it's mega fetus
Fuckin' time walks, fucky bitch.
Oh my god, it's big enemies multiple times.
We're learning.
Start each battle with plus one bonus attack and random set up whenever you down a unit
and battle with one HP now.
Start battle with each.
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
We will...
Bonus attack.
This, uh, Field Togra stands before Spock Lock is away.
Spock Lock is what does he do?
Break that shield.
Discover a hidden path leading to the next battle.
we ambush them. Ambushing! We'll suck it in and then spit them out as far away as far
way as I can.
Are you alive?
We can get a kill on this guy and if we're lucky we can get one on this guy.
He's going to knock us into this guy.
Hey, baby.
Uh, let's see here.
I'll see you here.
Who should kill this guy?
I
Rock them baby
How do I do this?
He's just gonna beat our ass.
Disregard.
It is this ass who shall we beat?
Disregard.
I'm an idiot.
I honestly could have lined it up and killed him, but I said we'll take some free damage, yeah?
One.
Wow, it would have been really annoying if all these guys got their own turn.
Birdshot, thanks for seven.
Joann Frode, ten dollars, since my first cat's name is literally Hemingway.
Please, if you take good care of it.
Hmm.
Maybe I will.
He's kinda getting buffed, dude.
My S1 damage or basic attacks heal allies.
Why was that?
It's like he's a cleric, guys.
Gemstone necklace. Those are shards of glass.
When this takes damage amidst sparkles.
What?
Hmm.
Meh.
Hmm, meh, I just realized this is a sword.
You will take this.
Okay.
Sparkles are one damage protection I'll send to a random enemy.
Okay.
Hmm.
Ignore.
Big slime.
Big slime coming way best cat in the world all took was blowing up the other one
yeah but it wasn't like on purpose guys you gotta believe but we could have shot
Oh my god. Oops.
Splits into four medium slimes on death. Oh, it's one of these, huh?
I made the same mistake I did last time.
I keep forgetting to move after I hit him.
Damn Reno dude don't like that
Oh no, okay
Wait, why are you bleeding? He's a slime!
Hmm, we have to send him up here to finish this guy before he leaves.
I just got a grenade. I got a hand grenade.
You're too slow.
He's not too slow.
Hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Oh
Yep, we did that out of order fellas
You know that motherfucker's splitting again
I can't line up a piercing attack.
Hmm.
This may have been a mistake.
Um, guys.
I'm
You're so fucking slow and worthless, dude.
The old red cat may be in trouble though.
Yep.
How are you going to chance to read what that was?
Sand when they hit? Oh god.
Big heals.
There's like a donkey face down like that.
It's over, fellas.
Okay, that does not slide.
Whoops.
Can you reach me maybe did not have to mark you fellow
Why did that one take four damage
Backsab? Oh. Is it just for a double damage or what? I don't think so.
Wait, you're done if you move.
Don't care.
Wait, it froze him because he was wet.
Hold up.
Paw your ally to heal.
I don't think you can revive dead creatures unless you have, like, unless it specifically
Everybody says you can.
Any other fellows?
Nope.
Me?
No.
We could try, but I'm pretty sure...
Okay.
We also froze the water there.
The terrain has been permanently altered.
Bitch.
Do the rock combos with the piercing attack is kind of my favorite right now be honest
Double rock
What the fuck Jesus
That shit, he bounce it on it.
They slide when they get out in the ice too.
He's got a lot slower without our fighter.
Man down!
Hmm
We buy two charisma here actually yeah, I think we do do charisma here
We'll start with eight which means we can do
Our one damage attack and the rock in the same turn
Program either exploits the church five stacks of random buffs off of whatever it hits
Roger that
You can pet the cats in the level up screens by the way.
Real?
This is good.
This guy's shmoovin' dude.
Shoot four projectiles in an X shape.
You and a JC unit to each heal 5 HP.
Help her to any grass or water tile.
Hmm.
Meow.
Where's this?
Hmm.
Meow.
Like the knockback.
You are wounded.
We can just have you taking that.
Okay, that was almost extremely fucking tragic.
My god, it confused him!
50% dodge chance on these guys.
Cringe?
This bitch can go wherever the fuck he wants, man.
They all can.
Unfortunately, we cannot rock this guy.
This guy only has 5 HP though, so we go for it.
Okay, okay, he's hidden right now
Where's the space on the ground?
I think that's just an explosion like Gibb.
But I was able to wake him up without using an action.
What the flip?
Got him?
Oh Purr did it.
Okay.
That makes sense.
All righty, let's ride.
I did not mean to do that.
Okay.
They run away even if they don't get hit.
no
no interest
thank you
dodge that pussy
Do we go for it for the chicken kill?
Aye.
But it's not going to kill that.
Don't wake him up though.
two damage no problem dude it's rocket time
We got a fedora.
Gain temporary 5 luck until your next turn.
Teleport exactly 2 tiles away leaving behind a shadow that mimics your basic attack.
Whoa.
That means they're both in a pierce.
What a charmed rattlesnake at the start of each battle.
I'll do this.
Empty syringe.
Is my inventory going to be full when you inflict bleed or poison, inflict plus 1 more.
That would be nice if I did that.
eye Dothanot. Everyone has a method of healing themselves. And we have ways to remove debuffs
here. Comfort it. Keto finds a dying fetus quivering in frightening pain. The fetus is
Please and joins the cats.
I don't want that fetus.
Who fetus this is?
Oh, it's- this thing actually flexed.
It does like 8 damage on a rage attack.
And Bush's enemies who walk past it, the snake does.
What do you think this is?
It's decoration.
Vampanum, Vampanum, Vampanum.
So we're exactly two thousand ways to leave behind a shadow that makes your base check.
Hmm.
Oh yeah?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my wambo.
Wait.
Ooh, okay.
You feared?
Yeah.
You freaking noob!
Idiot.
How are you dead?
Any wounded fellas?
Not really.
Who can give me mana?
Everyone's kind of using their mana right now.
Wait, he exposed the ambush.
He gave his life for us, dude.
Oh my god.
A fetus, man.
Don't be scared, bro.
Be brave.
One D chest, though.
We can ignore the fear and move toward them anyway.
I don't know why you're feared.
All these guys ambushed his enemies the walk past are causing fear.
I don't think he got ambushed, maybe he did.
Nice trap, Pussa. It's over. I said, not knowing that it was in fact not over.
That means one of these things is also an ambush.
What?
I've solved the puzzle. I believe it is this thing. Fuck you.
I found it blows you up but there's more
Hmm
This thing
Bitch
bitch?
My snake was here you'd be so fucked.
Ew.
You're not even helping dude.
You're just hiding in the fucking corner man.
Taking it out buddy, you earned it.
Hmm.
I'm going to be right here to get the double attack.
fucking idiot there he is dick to any open tile castable once per battle so
he's a teleport anywhere small once per battle second win I like the teleport I
I like the top one.
I didn't actually read the first one, so...
Hopefully it wasn't good. What was this?
Rukam, 30 coins when you return home. Use a melee attack.
Spock got blood frenzy.
We're dead.
Let me kill a unit, take an extra turn with madness, because everything is an enemy, uncontrollable.
He blows people up too when he kills them.
Well this is the boss.
We got two Furniture Boxes, that's really good.
Now he has two ways to kill teammates, that's cool.
This guy is a master team killer.
He's killed...
Well, Webunits and then drain their HP.
I'm gonna kill you.
What up?
Oh.
To see
Nice.
Hello.
Oh, we're shooting the spiders that have come out.
zoning them all right Venus now's your chance
He's been infested
Not you little buddy not today
What the fuck is this taking turns man?
I can't use this grenade huge damn
Bro.
Are you dodging that on purpose, you fucking bastard?
Yelp.
Let's take some mana from you, buddy.
Nice.
Yeah, we kill your own baby, you fucking monster.
All right, big turn incoming just getting never really surprise
I
Did he kill the fetus
penis no
let's see here
that is the wrong fucking ability man
I could have killed both of them dude
Okay, you're just gonna hit him while he's sleeping huh, that's kind of fucked up.
Get out of him!
I don't even know what that's...
Wait if I die with this on I think my corpse explodes and he's dead for good
He's sleeping. That's super nice. My entire team is webbed right now.
She's getting chewed up by that fucking tower defense though, cause we put five stacks of damage increase on her.
And we about to do even more.
Oh my god.
Oh, it's a cleave.
Brakes free.
Voluntarily gets stuck.
Are you?
Okay, man.
Farewell.
We still gotta kill those Metro Bear.
We still gotta kill those bitch over here.
You're mine, Ram.
Look at that, buddy.
You earned it.
I don't like the word snuggle, guys.
Is it okay?
Why? I don't know. I just feel like grown men shouldn't say they were snuggle. I guess it's a lady though.
Is that misogyny?
Smack plus. Oh, we're upgrading our abilities.
It's like marked on the unit and all of them are getting to the same type.
tight. We're not gonna get to use this. Gain stealth.
Fighters can now learn Pawbreaker. Leaves can now learn Nailflirt. Hunters can now
learn Ball of Spiders.
Think we only unlock things for
What's this
Giant wall flesh
Pulse setting manes blocks the way before Spock. There's is there is a strange cube shaped indent in the wall
His body deforms
He's a mutation. His intelligence is up.
Huh. What the hell?
The infested kitty. No one knew how appropriate that would be.
I think it's easier to do this.
Never level up. I don't know why that would be good, but we'll keep it because it seems important
Yeah!
I like the Riles snake.
You got one more. You gotta keep the bow.
I think you're rid of everything else.
I mean, we don't really have a choice, because our sword is small, so...
Mr. Spock, dude. Mutation Chan.
Yeah, I'll
Minus one comfort minus one appeal plus one mutation adds a chance for cast to receive random mutations each night
Boom chandelier
This place is a little crowded, buddy.
Oh.
I gotta get rid of several cats.
I think we just put our rejects up top, honestly.
I am scourge
Gaming ways up is cool
But we're gonna go good bye I took it care of them
cap of
Um
Yeah
There's like one podiatrist and Travis like dude, what no
Okay, I think we can go forward now.
We got a lot of money.
I feel like the mutations have to be good, right?
Um, so we're gonna use it.
What's our health?
I forget what low health does.
Diseases?
Oh, what?
Wait, this is the most basic cat known to man.
Oh, wait, this is the one with the mutation.
Where did the poop go?
Sixes across the board
Let's see
And there's backflip, which means he inherited it, which is cool
You got two you got shadow shift
Oh, that one was called Captain Nova and boy was the trumpet playing so bad one could
think it was being played by a rat plus your strength
Hmm.
We have to wait one more day at least before we can go out again.
Oops, oh my god.
You guys good, my...
Lorette welcome to the pit pick up his corpse oh my god
That's so fucked up. That's so fucking sad
That's so freaking sad
Caster?
Uh, you will be a wizard.
Yeah.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam,
See he's keeping two of those now.
I'm not really sure how this would be useful for someone other than a thief though.
Do a colorless run?
Oh yeah, we could do it to a big enemy, that's true.
She's got seven strength guys it would be so awesome if we made her even strong.
So we got new abilities for these classes as well.
I feel like...
Wait.
So the tank class, they shove someone they punch. What if we teleport behind someone?
And then...
punch at each other.
How does that work?
What, what?
Would they, would each of, would the clone and myself both get hit by the character, the thing being shoved around or what?
Me me that said I think
It's got better range got three
No
Me? Ow. No cleric. Who needs one?
Shadow Shift will be more reliable with a... range. And we can do this too if we feel like it.
Kind of sucks that that's not a range character, but...
What can you do? Might backflip on this guy? Also awesome.
Teleport diagonally any distance, holy shit.
When he casts a spell deal 1 random elemental damage to adjacent times.
Knockback immunity, tiles you walk over become dirt and may spawn rocks.
Mountain form.
Your basic dag is always critical on enemies that have damage.
Counterattack all again.
Yeah, lifesteal warp scatter shots nice saves unused basic attacks very nice
Okay, we got we got one mutated cat
We got some slow lads this time though
Hmm.
Basic attack has plus one knockback, plus one knockback damage, so this guy already knocks
back.
So I think having Giga knockback on him could be good.
Let's put the bow on someone.
Let's put the bow on the wizard.
Looking fresh.
Start with one bonus attack.
It's only five damage.
Wait.
Plus one magic damage, dude.
It's not reflecting in this, because it's both magical and physical.
I guess you get the burst out.
Who needs healing?
You?
Probably you?
Umm...
Do not use the never stone.
This guy has one item.
Pathetic
Has anyone seen my glasses I say the perfect furries
So
What up big dog
I don't think we can counter range attacks though.
Fucking kills you?
What?
It's my snake!
Oh no, that's not good.
Oh, that's not good.
That did not work the way I thought it would.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
What? Oh, the rock.
Reloading.
Dude, the warp is sick.
I don't want to leave the tall grass though.
Can you please just one time, Dodge?
You fucking worthless piece of shit!
50% chance, got hit three times in a row, man.
Wait, what's this passive?
Oh, I know what it is.
How are you stunned?
Why?
What?
Watch this.
What?
Watch this.
what watch this yep wait wait for it okay did not knock it into him like I
thought would
Smoking like a teleporting dude, damn!
Hmm, shoulda lighten him up if it deals one damage and knocks the unit, it hits three tiles in the direction it's facing.
wait we could like corner someone and spamcast the spell do two damage each
time spend all of your mana to eat and heal that much of each piece
inflict burn and burn one and plus one okay
Absorb sounds good. Yeah and cowardly
She muted acid reflux
Guys
This is that becomes a lob shot with splash damage but deals two damage to you
That's actually not very good because we don't know oh
Oh disfigured Lord our strength by two it's negating our mutation right now by
the way and oh my god this is awful
Wait, define neighboring though.
Okay.
It has been defined.
How do you ca- oh wait.
Guys
Yep, take that
Reloaded.
Bang.
Meow.
Dude.
It's just not good on him.
Ouch.
Oh, no.
I'm not.
Headbutts the rock.
My snake!
We could put the knockback on him now.
Could be good.
Okay, did not hit diagonal.
Probably should have healed it.
Bless bless
Many hook pulls a unit toward you
Dash forward then
With trample then spawn a rock I
Kind of like the hook because we can hook multiple people
because of his charisma what was the oh it's just basic attack
All right, let's make you useful.
Oh, it's your guys' favorite drink.
Basically, that cannot deal more than one damage.
You can attack two extra times each turn.
Bleeder poison.
What about like knockback though?
Right, couldn't we just like continually slam someone into someone else with this?
DVBB?
Think so?
We'll wait.
The shiny last of cracks spreads across the glass panes like a fragile patchwork
of tiny mirrors? Oh, she got some weed, dog. Yeah.
What the?
Oh, we're ambushing this. Her powerful spells take time to
charge up.
We can knock her toward us if I can reach her, which I can.
It's not working as advertised and now I'm fucking mad.
You suck man.
Wait.
Yep. I don't want to talk about that turn, fellas. I thought I had to be here.
All right, now it's a bussy slammin' time.
I'm just going to do it.
He's in tall grass. There's no god. There's no god.
Nice fucking dodge, that was sick.
Okay.
Calculated?
Oh, it goes in the direction it's facing, it wasn't- oh no.
You can go one more over.
Uh-oh.
Backflip it.
Okay. Kind of weird.
Kind of weird that there wasn't a backflip. It's whatever.
Um, you're on fire, what have you done, what is my range, I get it, sure,
Plus two baby.
Bam-ba-da, bam-ba-da.
What the hell did you just kill, maggot?
What do you think MC stands for?
I
Amitya be home mega cock
Dude this this mutation is so fucked up man, we would be honest we would be ripping 10 damage basic attacks right now
out. By the way.
But we randomly got afflicted with something that replaced our basic attack with something
Does this scale off of strike? What's it damages us?
Should a flea at a unit?
Should a puddle on enemies within three tiles move toward it?
What's an adjacent pickup and gain plus one bonus stack instead of its normal effects?
I wonder what the flea does?
That's something that's the thing we just got so let's take it
It's like burn on an adjacent you
Burn buddy
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
Counter him?
Huge fucking dam, dude. Massive damage.
So good.
So fucking good, mate.
A barb we made it, boys?
I beat, I think I just hurt myself with my counter attack by the way, literally it decenterizes every aspect of that character
With that random event by the way
Every single one
I don't know why that chain lightning happened.
I actually do not know why.
I don't know why.
I know why that one happened.
I'm an idiot.
I forgot.
Oh my god.
Kill it?
Yeah.
I'm putting you out of your misery, buddy.
Don't gasp at me!
Don't fucking charge me!
Oh my god.
I feel like I've committed a cardinal sin.
Oh my god.
That attack's so good. Random but good.
I'm already feeling better without a motherfucker in my party, actually.
Electric immunity. We have the electric damage in one charge. I mean I have to do that.
If you end your turn without taking any actions, get an extra at the end of the round.
We'll do this. I want to see what the charge is of.
Bins and needles.
And plus we charge.
Oh my God.
Wow.
Where's Charge?
Gains mana at the start of its next turn.
hmm what's his max mana lost all the items the cat you murdered I do not
fucking care I think we keep the witches nose here we're already generating
charges we are zappling is one damage so
eat it good job you healed 5 HP you failed oh your character no longer has
limbs and cannot move fuck you
BITCH!
Meow meow meow meow meow meow!
DEAD!
Uhhh, wait, I'm in it?
Three tiles!
Yeah, I've done this wrong
Double kill.
No!
Smashes you.
Emulates you.
How can you tell what direction the flies are face?
we don't maybe don't let that rip
check this out yeah run of that fuck it no we're dealing with too much power
here if you're trinket size empty cope a small consumer food I'm the serving
battle it's pretty good basic attack causes units to immediately attack an
enemy in range
me me me me me me me me me me me me and let's truck that
plus one and monster or find this discover strange piece of already
my is the design comments monthly about it's the other cats plus one in good
Good things can happen to good cats that didn't murder their friend.
It's an entire line with knockback 10.
When you knock a unit into an ally or knock an ally into an enemy, that ally uses their
basic attack on the other unit.
Oh man, the knockback item is on the other guy.
You deal is increased by 10
Plus for movement your movement action is a jump
Well, well, well
Well, well
I dare say our problems are oh
There's probably some really perverted shoe we could have done with that knockback stuff, but unfortunately I
Yeah, our man's died so what can you do?
jumps on you, bitch.
Alright, she has a physical resistance.
Gigadodge of hell.
Oh, that's not good chop fire though that's good
I think this guy might be unkillable this character here bad bad key
Wow, it's unlimited use
Wait a minute difficult terrain oh my god
Wait, what if I electrocuted her in there? Hold up.
Meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Okay, that did not work as planned.
You wanna know why? Because the random elemental effect that happened
next to us was ice and that happened before our lightning damage did.
It's just not fucking fair, dude
Get him, fucking stick!
Alright, let's try this again.
Surely there's a lightning interaction, right?
Oh
Dodge of hell
I do not care
Cool off.
Okay, you just killed my fucking snakey piece of shit.
I'm getting L.O.S. right now.
I think he is getting hit multiple times by the electricity in the water.
Dodge.
Oh no.
Get your fist out of there, dude.
Let's see here.
Heels.
Knocks you back.
SLA.
Yeah, break that for me.
Dude, she drew a pentagram.
Oh my gosh.
This character may be unkilled
Let's see here
Starting with 8 mana doesn't really help us.
However, if we...
If we get 2 intelligence here, we have 4 right now,
we can always life seal
and do 7 damage on our turn.
Which is better than plus 2 con.
I am up.
Hmm who would this be better on though hmm you don't have a hat so shall go on you he's
blinded himself this guy's 8 HP he's been uh he's been pummeled into the
Gris out
Now we go junkyard with three cats
Mama Mia
Be careful of its thorns.
You can't thorns me.
Jumps directly next to you.
What's your fuckin' ass?
Ummm...
Uh, I don't like you.
I don't like you.
do a pathetic amount of damage shield. How about that?
This guy retaliates? Okay.
Go get him, Snake Chan.
Hmm.
Will you thorns me?
Hmm.
I should've attacked that guy first, I'm glad to.
Dodge of Hell?
Okay, we did that at work.
I'm collecting gold back there somehow.
hides hitting trash bag mayhaps that is the case may have
match. Beat your fucking ass, it's not over by the way. You like that two damage attack
BITCH!
Ah, let's see here.
The only thing we need now is like a way for him to dash.
You suck.
Try again.
Alright.
All right.
Dodge of Hell.
Will they take Throne's damage if a Renex and weasel are in shock?
No.
Continually slams you against the-
You know, Worms really ever get behind them too.
Some more mana regen, max mana, or max, max mana, start of mana.
Bash it down buddy.
You're the main character now.
Plus one con, baby.
Hmm.
Reflex projectiles and knockback units who contact.
Station.
Yeah, but what if the sire went into them, guys?
It won't. What if I don't want it? We cleared him.
This truly is the most powerful character. Also, we can clear Creep with his hose.
He don't get knocked back, brother.
He is impossible to move.
Holy fuck.
Um.
Take that.
Hmm.
Hmm
Dang it wait idea
Holy moly
That is fucking awesome.
Squishes you.
Eats you.
I only healed for one.
4k.
This guy reflects projectiles.
So let's see what happens when I shoot the fleet.
It's melee attack damages itself.
No!
Um...
You're in my spot, you fucking bastard.
You stupid fucking bastard, flea!
No!
Now move.
I've arrived!
Oh yeah.
Nowhere on the map is safe, dude.
Squish him.
Mmm, you could use some Constitution.
Of course that's not what's here, but...
Let's give you this, just to be safe.
Hold up.
We're on an adjacent unit to a tile.
It doesn't have a number of uses.
But I always only have three cats.
It's funny you mention that, bitch.
Even if you fall down a flight of stairs.
This guy gonna have a bad time against us I think.
It's two away.
hooks you, eats my motherfucking chicken, punches you away, um, we can't, we can only damage
him from the front, however, nevermind, that don't work, okay, you have 8 HP and I don't
I don't know why I made you walk forward, but enjoy your next disfiguration, friend.
Alrighty.
We really don't want to use our movement, but we have to
Well
Um, that's awesome that I can do that.
I'm not adjacent to this guy, so I can't help him.
Uh-oh.
No.
We should have looked him over.
He's still late.
8 HP huh?
Not good.
Not good at all, buddy.
Good backflip, I forgot you existed.
Uh, okay.
If this was two tiles, it would be so good, actually, it would be too good.
Watch, he's gonna go past it.
Oh, it doesn't matter.
We attack that.
No, why are you getting hit by that?
Hmm
Well, that's super not good
That's just right that they
We gotta cleanse the Tileys on so he doesn't die.
This guy has not done shit, wait.
Freeze him!
Can we snacks this guy?
Oh, it extends the amount of timies on the ground.
Alright, he's actually kind of a not bad healer.
Get over here!
Eat his ass.
Uh, this is good.
Spawning cooked meat pick up.
Hmm.
Sure.
Isn't it 10 HP?
Plus one con.
40% dodge chance while standing in tall grass.
So it's 90%.
Start each battle with stealth one, lose this stealth when you use your basic attack.
But what if we only ever use spells with our mage?
He would never lose stealth.
Hmm...
Burnin' blind could be good.
His basic stack is a ranged stack though, so we're gonna go like that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We'll just heal you, he said unconvincingly.
path. What do we want to do here? I think we want to move them together. Go up. Okay,
not good. Kill em though. You can shoot over, yeah. So stealth is a 50% dodge chance and
It only goes away when we basic attack, but we don't have to basic.
You guys are about to get so fucked up, dude, actually.
What the fuck?
Why didn't it bounce to him?
That's poor guy, man.
Huh?
Oh wait, we don't want to base stack.
Uh, or use the spring.
Probably should have turned around.
Wait, what?
Since when did he come with a passive? Did I miss that?
Don't knock down the champ. He's stunned. That is not good.
That's okay, watch this.
Well, that did not work out as I had hoped.
That's okay.
Where are you throwing?
I guess I can't throw someone who's frozen.
Okay.
Fuck! Stop!
Oh my god.
The fucking random element shit.
that
to restore all your man at the start return
uh... burn
What?
Dude, no, you're cool.
Everyone likes you.
Everyone fucking lo- Everyone fucks with you, dawg.
Eeeh.
Edo, that only healed 10.
Hmm
Beat your fucking ass
3 HP, you know what you cool it a little bit fella?
Surely you won't get collated from there right?
He's doing the solo.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Uh, okay.
We will...
Just heal him.
What happens if this little mini Bartholomew dies?
Let's find out.
How is that an LOS?
Explain to me that.
Reloaded!
We might have to get the main character out of there.
Oh my god, that causes thorns damage.
Why wouldn't I?
Yeah, beat him up.
him up he sucks oh I didn't see those guys
Um...
Guys?
anyone wants some motherfucking meat in this bitch looks like poop is plus one
Strength wow
Dude he's pissed like many of our thug me kind of fucking them up dude. Yeah, yeah
We're okay if we backflip, right?
Think so.
And now we pull him back?
No we don't.
Kappa.
We backflip again.
Slam him against the wall.
Dodge of Hell.
Nice attack, noob.
Yo!
Oh, he's melee too.
There's just no fucking way, dude.
There's no way he gets it that many times.
It sucks you.
Creepy Cat-X-Com.
Yeah except whenever I tell my guys to do something to do it instead of flailing their
gun wildly into the air and then missing.
For reasons that are literally unexplainable.
You miss an XCOM for the same reason you queue up a game in League and then get someone
to go 0-16 on your team.
It's a fucking guaranteed conspiracy.
Yeah
Range right he might actually start chunking
Oh, dear.
Snaggle, too. Your basic attack inflicts bleed one.
Okay. Well, it happened, boys. It did happen.
I'm gonna attack four times with Bartholomew.
Oh, no!
Why throw the same slots?
No!
Oh, man.
You good?
Man.
Let's give it to the champ, dude.
Never mind, we can't.
He needs mana.
Uh, whatever, dude.
I like these, uh, the usable items that are usable once a turn.
Yeah
hey hey whoa yeah they got very unfunny really fast
okay we got stuff stop doing that oh he turned
get him snake Chan all right Bartholomew the snake is blocking my shot right now
man whatever I'm not mad scenes
Oh my god
my snake get a mini bar all right man maybe don't stand directly in front of
that buddy all right okay you you did your job buddy you did all right you did
He's alright, he's alright. He's alright. He did okay, he did okay, he did okay.
Manny Bart does get the bleed? Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, he gets every item.
Oh, no, he's gonna die. You know, maybe it's better that he's dead, actually. I mean,
That's okay.
He's been through a lot, man.
He's been through a lot.
Alright, here we go.
The last man from, where's that now coming from?
The man from the soul is stinking, he's stinking so tight.
Dead, a deep, composed road somewhere near a bay.
No!
The last man from...
Wait, he's like a party member too. We gotta keep him from dying.
How do you... How do...
Oh, the grass.
Did this range attack is so fucking hard to get a shot with
of
LOL
OH
He does everything stop now
Oh, it's a concussion man, of course dude
He's gonna die.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Don't go.
Alright.
Where does that smell come from?
Oh, that's nice.
Where does that smell come from?
So stick with me, stick with me.
I really don't want the wizard of that.
I can't heal her with this guy.
Oh, no, don't jump.
He's going again, it's over, oh my god.
Fuck him ass up dude.
Oh!
Dude I got applause!
I got the Bible!
I got the Bible. Each unit turns to facing first. Passable once per battle. Honestly,
this might be good because we're having a hard time getting a shot with him, so...
Oh, we got the Bible.
There's one stack of a random debuff from a unit at melee range.
He heals for one extra.
That's pretty good.
Wait.
No, we need Black Mushroom on him because many Bartholomew also uses Black Mushroom.
Black Mushroom very nice.
I don't know how we're still alive, actually.
Oh, fella, it's not good for you, is it?
That is not good for you, fellas.
Karita, thanks for subbing.
Can you read what Minibars Passive is?
I know what it is.
Or do you want to know what it is?
It's just a copy of him with half stats and everything.
That's what it is, including items.
Apparently, which it does not say in the tooltip.
Dodges one attack per turn.
Brains manos from units when they end their turn.
away when damaged.
This guy DO NOT give a fuck, by the way.
You got... two HP.
Go back there, buddy. You alright?
Charge up your gun.
But we should run or snake him.
Mew, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Fuck you.
He burning?
You see what's next?
I did not see those. Oh, no. Oh, God.
Oh
Dodge fuck you
Yeah, hey what a wise wise decision there, buddy
Meow
He's poison too slow too and plus one strength at eatin.
So there's just shit on the ground that I can eat by accident apparently.
Cringe?
Wait, are they eating it?
No.
Is the water decreasing their strength and stuff?
Is it like because they are a zombie cat that's like their stats?
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Meow.
You need a scatology passive by the way?
Oh my god, that's so foot that's so faking disgusting man. Oh
Wait, where's the spot? Oh, it's just the dirt
Now why the 10-minute death animation
Dodge
Teleports behind you.
Nothing personnel, kid.
Mystery bag.
attack that spawns a baited bear trap if it kills a unit or destroys a bug.
What's your speed seven? Okay, marked is especially useful for us and we're gonna
get rid of this shit.
It's when I random pick up on an adjacent tile, 5% chance to break when used.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
I feel like I kind of like what I got going on here.
Although I wonder if that means Mini Bartholomew will keep spam using this and it could break
when he uses it.
But I wouldn't break it when I have it, which means the next fight, he would get it back.
Ten coins, smelling souls.
Providing an adjacent unit at one HP, automatically using yourself at the end of the round if
you were down.
Well, I know who that's going on.
It's got four HP!
Hmm.
One Constitution, eh? Not good.
In fact, some might say bad.
You can use both its dash attack and its loop attack in the same turn.
I
Just do damage now
How would you hit him you fuckin piece of shit
4 HP, baby.
I guess I moved twice.
Uh, do it.
It's food.
No.
Oh god, he's beating our ass.
I should have warped up there and then did this.
That was melee range.
Get him!
He ain't gettin' shit.
Oh, he's using it. He's not me!
He gave me one cent, dude.
That was awesome.
Anyway, I'm gonna stomp on this guy. Well, maybe not.
Pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim.
Perfect.
What about that fire?
Backflip.
Advance.
Apply the mark.
I'm gonna go back to the backflip.
Backflip's into you.
Oh man.
Get him Snake.
Why isn't there food there?
Oh, I was like, where the fuck's the last deal?
Personnel kid.
Fireblast inflicts burn 2 in an area, not bad.
Movement range is reduced to 2. I mean, honestly...
I wonder if I could burn myself to increase my movement.
I think we take this slow.
I...
Smolder would be good for the dude if he didn't have jump already.
Nightmare hat.
I have to kill three units you can attack an extra time each turn I like the the crit
chance though no I don't need the crit chance
Because that could be like level one mobs, like the one HP mobs.
Moncerer takes a wide berth around the little cat's trace can be dangerous.
Wait, did he join me?
I'm a maggot.
Just shit everywhere.
Why the fuck did you do that?
So I took this out, which is one, two, jump, I bounce off.
What the hell?
He truly can do everything, right?
I am terrified to advance.
Once again I should have thrown that thing but I forgot.
It's attacks around units with thorny lumps.
Okay, why'd we serve so much man in here?
Get him boss. Hit him with the giga-cold dude. Tumor prison. He doesn't know chat. Maybe
Maybe I don't know. What the fuck just happened? I think a buffed one.
The attacks can they flick fear or doom?
Stop.
Uh oh.
When I hit zero you die.
Jokes on you, I have the thing that makes him drink himself back to life after death.
They're farting on me man
Hmm, I think we did this wrong
All right, we got another attack, we're chunking now.
down. Do not doom him. Oh, you fuck bitch. Backflip's your curse.
Why are there something there sorry mini bar as a very large ice cube
Use the bag of things use the bag of things use it
You died oh yeah we can use the Bible to clear doom
him. Thank you, Jesus. We're gonna need it.
Alright, listen up.
Fuck you.
And then fuck you.
I had myself with this.
I probably could have, but I didn't.
Uh, Bible.
Be healed, my son. Be healed.
Now I will send you flying into me. Fuck you.
You're dead. Where's the last guy?
It's guys.
This guy's 4 HP man.
That ain't good.
There's an acceptable amount of HP.
I freed you my son.
Get out of there.
Just kidding.
Just kidding again.
This hook has been pretty useless, I was like, I think I just got cancer.
Kill yourself.
Inflict Petrify on all units in your line of sight.
over two tiles in a straight line destroying any inanimate objects. Swap your highest and
lowest stats. Um, we already have the lifesteal though. Let's get the petra back.
Fuck you, Penny. Purple Mushroom. Rage Attack and Inflict's confusion, too.
Oh yeah. Backflip plus. The spell costs less.
Many Huck deals 1 damage now.
Mali Attack. With Life Scythe and Inflict, bleed 2 and ignore Shea.
Yoink!
It's a lot of fucking grapes. Could something be inside it says?
I do not care.
Hmm
Damn it
16. Chill.
We'll inflict the hex on units to damage it.
But not kill it, apparently.
Get on, bitch.
Uh-oh
Hmm
Yeah, man, yeah, man, yeah, man, yeah
Be healed my son
There it what did I remove one tear of the burn? Oh
Oh, wait, neck in, we're good.
Oh yeah, baby.
Reloading.
Go get him, mini barf, all of you.
There's that cat food?
Medium food.
Where's that?
Shriny health.
Why does he get to go again, man?
I don't like that.
This guy's a piece of shit.
I can't get over there with him.
Put him out!
Mm-mm.
Okay, how long is that last?
Yeah, maybe that wasn't the button I should have had.
Oh, shit.
Wait, how?
Oh, he's got one HP.
Nice.
Pick up that coin you fucking bitch.
This is a disaster.
He's gonna do it again man.
Golly molly!
Dolt plus.
Two damage and knocks the unit and it hits six tiles in the direction it's face.
I don't think I needed to go that far.
Well, well, well, Sharon's oval.
Plus six corpse health spawn a Charmed Reaper when you are down.
Hmm.
I know exactly who this can go on.
Oh, he already ran out of his drink, too.
That's nice.
Now it's okay if you die.
In fact, it's been made even.
It's been made good that you're down.
up our phone. Bonus passive plus 25% critical hit. Roll any number of tiles to a diagonal
one. Let's get the crit chance. Um, if like marked on a unit and all units of the same
type, shoot a Skullflea at a unit.
Sure.
One out of one HP. Yeah.
Have to use your basic attack dash forward as far as you can.
Upgraded Toad style. Holy shit.
trample, knockback, and fire immunity. I mean we gotta get the job done.
we have to spell deal two try elemental damage to adjacent tiles.
game plus one charge for each point of damage dealt.
We're dealing 2?
Hmm.
I think we do this.
We have a potential to cast like 10 times in a round or some shit with it.
Watch this.
BAM BAM BAM
Bro what hello
Fuck you out of here man.
What do you do?
Reforms a spin attack at the start of its turn.
Teleports units that kill its allies.
You're gonna teleport to yourself you fucking idiot?
get him.
Yeah.
I mean...
Dude, really?
Hmm. Oh wait, wait.
You might go down.
He healed.
I didn't like that.
was he was stealth right as insane man he wasn't why not what the flip
Wait, why did he die?
Borns, perhaps?
No.
Get back!
He got injured, I think.
Sweet.
Given attack this battle, the number you save is double.
Whoa.
Plus 15% dodge chance.
Hmm.
I mean, he kind of needs the armor.
I'm actually not even sure it's all there.
Challenge to a game.
Monsergrin smugly at his accomplishment as death storms off angrily.
Arggg, you tricked me.
Fine, you get to live this time.
It's kind of funny that it's coming from the one HP, one constitution cat that we have.
Zero, sorry, it's zero.
He's broken his ribs three times.
He says, nay, not today, Death.
Not today.
Um...
Hmm...
Okay, well we got a heal though.
Oh this is the guy we saw in the cutscene.
Avoid your attacks while you're avenging the cat who kills you.
I
Have to hit directly from behind
the
Oh
Thanks Tram
How do I hit him
Nothing used to go.
Thank you.
You've done a great service, my friend.
That was a lot of fucking damage.
This the AI is fucking me dude
I
Bro
I
Can't this
Final.
Why couldn't I turn around?
Oh no.
The backflip fucked me!
Here's a go back.
Tell me, tell me why this projectile cannot go through anything.
Okay.
It cannot, it cannot travel through anything and yet, he is able to jump toward me to avoid the attack that moves in a straight fucking line, dude.
I cannot shoot through my teammates with it.
It is not a lob. It is not a lob.
I'm so fucked if this guy dies.
Oh god, it's over man.
Dude, the fucking AI dude.
We literally had him surrounded.
Oh man.
I
Do something bro
Rest in peace, Prince.
Unbelievable.
Oh
I
Dude, first the Reaper spawned and did 20 damage to both of my- oh my god, man.
Uhhhhhhhh.
It was my Reaper, I know, man.
I got fucked by Minibart, I got fucked by the Reaper, dude.