Hello.
I'm sure.
Bob ground. Thanks for seven.
That's one of my first viewers
guys.
Sure. Thanks for the best, dude.
up ground. Thanks again. Sure. Thanks for the best foul war against Mike. It's just a meme. The
Mackay and he's a player. Thanks for the subject. Now shut up while listening to this song.
Shot through a hole.
you
I don't know what to do with it.
Welcome to the moon moon show.
Welcome.
I got some bits for you today.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I am Lord.
Here's where I'm going to get my back up.
This bar size was up.
Orchans son or reddit daughter?
The second.
I'm often out.
Oh, horrible, bruh.
And now, look, and this is called Stray Cat.
You should listen to this song.
Build a space, patrol me.
I can hear your call.
Biles and seas divide.
I can hear your call.
Through the rain and the snow, I can hear the roar of gold.
Now, now!
Vex, Harrison Temsky, and barely sentient Zack and Kyle super-tooled up the cliff.
Boost!
There's so many cats.
We got a few. We got a few.
We got 22 of them. A lot of them are very inbred.
But that's okay. Everyone's different.
Like these two are related.
Angry.
Angry
What were you
Meh dressed in piss
Sure
There's a lot of poop everywhere minus two
I mean we're gonna give her some cats look at the age ones eyebrow birth
defect or he's got some bushy eyebrows dude
Well, you're going upstage, buddy, going upstate, going upstate, we need the gate on it.
I also need the next room, wonder if I got plans to play the new Terraria update soon?
Uh, none in particular, no.
Inbred. Moderately.
Oh, we only have one kitten. We gave the other one away.
I shouldn't be ending there right now, we should be adventuring.
You see Quinn die from gravity?
Nope.
Wait, what did you have on it?
Hold on.
Hmm.
Oh, no.
Maybe it's for the best.
moderately in bread as she was we gotta get rid of some pants we're gonna get
There is some carrots.
I love it.
I don't know how to get rid of you.
You got some good mutes.
You are.
Oh, you're new.
All right.
You could be better.
I'm sending you upstate to the not gay guys house.
Alright, what do we got?
This is a good cat, we should probably throw some more into the pool.
Probably.
I forgot we got a new class.
Ooh!
plus one across the board. Start each battle with a mobile one. Plus one con though. This
actually isn't so bad because there's a lot of... There's a lot of fights where you don't
move at the start anyway, so I think we'll keep that. Now this is a mobile one with a
no positive so go win in the hole any other ones
I think we should just adventure and put another story in my house I think so
And I'm done.
It's time... to adventure.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
World down the ball!
Shot right through the hole.
box moderately in bro box they all look so similar
shot through the hole
This guy's dirty. What the hell?
This is a good cat.
The WWW
Shot through the whole
Damn 10 she only got only got three though
Necromancer? Question mark?
Maybe the other class that I got that I don't know what it does?
These inbred cats look like the white and black.
They're flesh in black. There are punch cats.
There are highly inbred punch cats who specialize in physical violence.
Let's get rid of these inbred cats 31
We've got three Inbred cats.
We do a full Inbred run.
Let's do that.
Inbred run, Inbred run, Inbred run, Inbred run.
Is that Boreenian actual where the extra sub?
Family trip.
They all look so similar, right?
Crafty Inventor, Tingers are great.
Crafting temporary weapons using all sorts of crazy gadgets.
Wow, they'll have the same HP.
Seven con, baby.
Their tongue is perpetually out.
Sergeant with three mana kind of suck.
Let's do... not you... you thinker.
Trapped in equipped with a random temporary weapon, you can throw the weapon.
Is this a range?
Klay Reek?
Um...
Hmm...
Oh yeah, our tank never beat the king, huh?
Oh, yeah, our tank never beat the king, huh?
Rest in peace.
Had his skull ripped off.
Rest in peace.
These guys are beefy.
Tank kind of useless class IMO.
He doesn't know about toad style chat.
Electric community, electric damage to deals increased by one, gain one charge when you're
hit with electric damage.
Spend all of your mana to deal that much electric damage to an adjacent unit.
We regenerate a lot of mana per turn.
Thorns.
You're not going to unit into an ally or not going to ally into an enemy, the ally uses
their base attack on the other unit.
It's not going to be very useful for us.
Extra Heels.
And we have Prayer.
Oh my god.
Half circle attack.
Basically attack inflicts bruise.
Which that synergizes pretty well with this because we get an extra attack when we do
this.
Okay.
Nice.
Okay, nice.
Favorite song so far? Shot through a hole!
Uh, we're gonna save the cleric's meter, lighter, lighter, here.
Shot through a hole.
Nice helmet.
Looking swag.
Do you have any?
I want this on...
Two.
Plus two range.
I don't think we need the binos this run.
Let's put the reach on our tank.
Hmm.
Do we have any good multiplier combos?
Maybe we save that as well.
Me no no.
Oh, we could set multiple traps per turn.
Let's do that.
And then we got that shot
I like how this game kind of like you don't it discourages you from hoarding stuff, which I think is cool
Do you know what I am saying?
Daps you up.
Let's get the human head on this fellow right here.
We'll rock the frying pan again, actually.
And actually we're gonna go with this.
And this.
You got five speed six six give you the cleaver I think we're good do we take an emergency
gun mayhaps mayhaps mayhaps we don't have any shield gears right now actually that's pretty
fucking annoying. Emergency, done. And we're good. Wait. Whatever. Good desert. Equip
the other thing, bone thing on the tinker for set bonus.
We'll put a weapon on the tinker when he can craft one.
Because this
Billy story reminder.
Oh, yeah.
I'll tell you in a second.
Arrange ladies.
Take that, fool.
Kills you both.
Where do we think he's gonna go?
Hmm. I think we put it- oi. No. No.
Oh, the Maga Files. No!
Are you still stunned though?
No.
Oops.
Does that accurately represent the range?
Oh, no.
Annoying.
Poor main attack.
What a...
It's rockin' time.
Gotcha.
Hmm.
Doing big brain stuff?
Killed by the trap?
Omega low?
Actually, maybe the dash?
Let's see what this does.
What?
Jump to a tile and damage the units you land on.
Brains you.
So Billy's story, I meant to tell it yesterday.
I got my kid to play Doca Pond Kingdom, dude.
Whenever I suggest a new game, he's like, mmm, no.
Or like he wants to play the same shit, so it's really hard to get him to try and do
step way you loved it
hold up genius plan incoming so he's like you yeah that is like me actually so
we have that stupid zerker move that drains all man I give strength we can
cast this on him so he can get he can basically keep giving himself strength
for free. That was in a story. So we played and I explained it. I explained to him that
we had to like start our game over essentially. And he wasn't doing very well. And when he
was visiting yesterday, he was crying, like sad crying. He was like, I don't want to leave.
I want to keep playing.
And I was like, I was like, are you sad because you're leaving?
And he's like, no, I'm sad because we have to start over.
And I said, I took him by his hand and I said, son, it's OK.
He said, it's not OK.
It's OK.
He's like, I was so strong.
I was so powerful that I said, son,
You were in last piece.
I said if we start over you'll have a better chance.
You know more stuff.
So what's this set bonus?
And how can I see it?
Need three?
Ah, what's the last one?
Is there like a poop set bonus?
Can you help me notice?
Oh yeah, they're gonna explode
Hey, we got a bomb yippee
Bomba
fine.
he going explode though.
wheel.
oh.
Disappointing.
Are they ranged? Yes.
Wait, we should put her here. Uh-oh.
I
Craft weapon to
Pogo stick
Squishes you discharge you like the Pogo stick I think
One more turn? I want to see if this works. I'm sure it will, but...
Alright, check this out.
Careful.
Oh
Let's see
Fuck you
Let's take out this is the charge one, right? Yeah
Pass
Hey, what over there
Hmm, Turner's not fucked up.
There's another pile here.
What the hell?
They killed him.
Oh my god, the Undead affected by Elin?
Oh my god, right. They're becoming magnifies.
Um...
Guys?
Oh, no.
Alright, check it out.
I'm doing it, Mr. Krabs.
Oops.
Never a misplay, though.
Never a misplay.
All right, give him the free.
This guy charging the two traps.
He dumb.
You're wounded, bud.
Stop birthing additional maggots, please.
Boom. Watch this.
listen
what?
why?
how come they didn't work?
it cost mana
it has to consume mana to give the buff
it does consume it does it huh?
Maybe I did it wrong?
The worms?
My stupid man?
Pray for them, cat.
Suppose a cost man makes you lose, man?
That's stupid!
Spell does that.
Well we don't need this because we have a berserker.
Counter's nice.
Oh wait I like grab this now.
Looks like the prospector from the game inscription.
You look like a bee.
How about that?
Drink the moonshine.
Gibi!
I hate this bitch, but it's okay because we're about to own her some fucking heart, actually.
Solitarian
You be a Pogo stick
Other soulings
Hmm.
That is not the person we wanted to get charmed of, I think.
I'm not painting my best friend the tinker, dude.
Wait.
Can't pull her into the trap.
Yup.
Wait, did it work though?
The fucking rocks in my way!
I don't think discharge moves this.
Hmm.
Are you still immobile?
Yes.
Now shoot her with the fucking gun.
Yeah, we miss an HP, you fellows.
Now we trap it.
I'm a big fan of the bear trap item, I think.
Hell nah, a horny MF like me could never play this game. No way.
Same.
I think we need toss.
Let's get this.
Chicken.
Hmm.
Emergency chicken?
Perhaps.
Jockey?
No.
That was a Tekken course reference from Tekken 3 where the guy goes, chicken.
When you pick up the chicken.
Chicken.
Say chicken, Jockey.
You guys don't know true art, do you?
Here on the Moon Moon Show, I'm a performance artist.
Her umro!
A stick, eh?
The Ale Classico.
Her rubro!
A stick, eh?
The El Classico!
With her beating his ass! Holy moly!
Mmm...
Can't land up. We'll save.
I should have healed that guy.
He avoided the trap!
Hey, where'd the stick break?
Oh.
Me now, why?
Bam!
That's a big boy.
How damn
I collapsed the buffs because they kind of take up a lot of screen real estate don't they a little bit
These guys really hate the maggots, huh?
Perish.
Touches you to death.
Steal.
We'll heal you too, buddy.
Was that awesome or what?
Wait, he was alive.
Oh, right.
How do we need to heal off of that?
Explains.
Space God, what are you doing?
I've played much Isaac in the past.
I've played a fair amount of Isaac.
I'm not like an Isaac head by any means.
Explode and fly to a random title.
He's four titles.
I'm not like an Isaac head.
I'm not like an Isaac head by any means.
Explode and fly to a random title.
He's four titles.
I'm not like an Isaac head by any means.
Explode and fly to a random title.
So random tile is 4 tiles away.
Spawn a vacuum bot that collects pickups and shares their effects with you.
Oh, he went right.
Electric damage revives you when damped.
He's the one doing electric damage, so dubiously useful.
Uh-oh.
An angry zombie stumbles out.
Is that him?
so mad. Too angry to die. Robo vacuum of health. I can't hit anything. Oh, maybe it
What can attack as well?
Attack me fly Chan.
Oh he fighting me.
Robo!
Hey that's a friendly maggot.
Why was it?
That motherfucker walked over my trap.
You gotta go kill this thing.
I heckin' love this song.
Oops.
Oopsie.
Again.
Robo back this guy's fucking hate robots
why didn't
It is this guy gonna be a problem dog
Oh.
May attack its own allies, it says.
When in actuality, what it really means is, is always going to attack its allies.
Um, fuck you.
I should have killed that pile, but I didn't.
Robo-Vac of Hell.
Those things are tankin', though.
On G, they're tankin'.
13 HP!
Hmm.
These traps are useless.
I think he's going to kill this fly.
That'll do, bitch.
turned around expertly. Oh my god, the Cleveland, all of the fucking cactuses
is it exploded? Oh no dude! Never a miscalculation here on the Moon Moon show that. Never one.
That sounded good.
I didn't need that guy if I'm being honest.
This guy's pissed!
Retreat!
Yeah, you mobile bitch
You just it's okay doesn't matter
Why it's doing it again it's doing it again
What? Why does the heal spell move the tired? Why does it do that?
Hmm.
It might be knockback time, we have the range too.
Oh, minus one cat, he died doing what he loved, plus one cat.
What do you do?
CPR?
fucking ass. Hmm. Do we never stone this cat? Nah, let's let him have all, dude.
Hi.
Ooh, you can learn to do nothing.
I love that one.
My gadgets will make short work of you!
A three, huh?
Not a bad roll, partner.
Not a bad roll at all.
Um...
Fuck you.
Bomb.
My, that is unlucky, I would say.
Thank God he was still there.
I'm sick.
Roll it.
What the f-
It doesn't roll it.
Oh, but I, but I, all of a sudden I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can,
All of a sudden I can- I can fucking-
I can move tires with that.
Except for when I can't.
I think we gotta gun this guy.
Boom!
we're in danger big time
danger danger
I
Vote each the dams now the game plus one day
I mean that is a four he's probably a jump next to that show I'm an idiot
Idiot
We actually killed this guy in two turns the first time we fought him because we had so many stuns
But now well, let's just say
Eat trap you son of a bitch
And now, for my final move, Pogo Stick.
It's gonna go in this money random pick up on a random tile
The ponder so we'll just have them throw me I guess
Me no no we love me
Protect your neck fool
I'm seeing this one.
Mommy.
The heart route is right away.
It's a boss.
levitate rocks.
I don't know what that means I get two. I think so.
Oh, Robevac's gonna fuck us, dude.
He's gonna punch the fuck out of this guy.
Hmm.
Oh, that's a rock.
Like what the fuck is that I did not realize it was gonna move as soon as I
walked in front of those
Man, I feel like we're gonna rear this rock.
Stunned?
Oh, it's lying site.
Oops, that makes sense.
I
Yeah
He's a lot of
There's a mobilized two song said
Why do you have 7 base attack damage increased?
Why?
What?
Wait a minute. Yeah, I know that's why it went up just now.
Eww.
Mmm, kinda made a mistake walking in front of me there.
Oops.
out Parish.
Right then.
Game plus two, diminishing health regeneration each time you're going to get damage from an attacker as well.
When you take damage explode and get launched to a random tile, the explosion does not damage you.
I bet the upgrade version is that it doesn't diminish.
We're going to get a scape sequence though, seems cool.
And you know we gotta go hard mode, buddy.
Mucho frying pans right now.
One, twelve, minus.
Do this IRL.
Flanker.
He's pregnant.
Flank.
Uranium run.
Minus six con.
A melee attack that inflicts minus one to heart.
Poison tune weakness one.
At the end of each battle, if you are downed, you gain a random mutation, a sweep.
That's something I'm interested in.
I don't know if we can do it right now though, because we're kind of down bad right now.
spin attack with dash and trample blind
Okay.
You dirty son of a bitch.
What? Wait, how'd that miss?
Oh, he's a grass.
Oh, he's seen!
Oh, he's seen in!
That was a cool death animation, what the hell?
Moe fuckin' disappeared.
Advanced Igari pool.
It's ranged.
Guys, I think the explosion thing was kind of a mistake, to be honest.
What the hell just happened? What was that?
Get him robot
Maybe it took the rock-on-y controller I see
I
See then I
Can't hear you
It's done.
Weapon doesn't matter though.
Vanishes you.
Beautiful Genlyxer, so I can get a freak-
UGH!
Actions with once a battle restriction can be cast once per turn instead.
well well well I do odd wait how'd my shield break oh the guy with it exploded
okay we're gonna give him the cleaver then wait here you have the cleaver
I think we're going to need kind of hurts to take this off, actually.
Hmm, am I ready for the Rhonda Rousey vs. Gina Carano fight?
Yeah, I'm so excited for that.
You tape.
That sounds awesome.
I called that a work, dude.
This better not affect healing. I'm gonna be pissed off.
Did I literally call out of the shop today for that one?
Oh fuck. Fire shots that inflict rot whenever it is attacked.
Don't wanna see something funny.
Fuck you! Look at that hit me though. Why?
I did not enjoy the stick.
Rock.
You're like, Moon doesn't understand some mechanics?
Like what, dude?
Please, let's have a dialogue about this.
I've been waiting actually all straight for this.
exact moment
Unluck
Tell me bro
It does affect the link
You say you don't know what's causing damage sir. Oh
Oh, um, yeah, I mean you are right technically I did not understand the amoeba mechanics
I've never seen it in action before
You know, I that that's an important lesson to show not everything is derogatory
That chatter made a correct observation that said who
Oh
Really like the theme in this
Okay, have all the characters get knockback one on their basic attack, dude?
Why?
Fucking why, dude?
Hmm, Bomba.
Pretty much, oh it's five.
But we can do more.
That's the wall.
Omega, low.
Go get him, Robot.
Omega lol
Go get him robot
Okay, the robots are fucking me
Stop it.
Idiot.
Why did I make that?
I can't help it.
I'm over here pushing buns
Big button style
Surround you with traps it's beating time
The basic deck is a ranged lobbed attack that heals allies and damages enemies.
Uh, I like this.
It's better than healing.
I know.
Gerard finds a strange edge- edge- edge- edge.
Egg.
It is larger than any normal egg he has seen before.
It appears to be quivering slowly.
Weird egg.
If you ever get a chance to spawn a controllable fetus familiar at the end of each turn, it joins your party.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Fetus, who's this?
It's the loot, small meteor.
Boost.
Game plus one magic damage to the end of turn.
Why does it why does it say boost? What does that mean?
Plus one range? It's a yank?
He's a wears off?
Oh I'm fucking wearing off right now! Oh!
Uh, go here.
Oh, we're going to the center here.
I can read math.
Amidst the vines and rocks, a strange floating rock creature blocks the path forward.
The party must use a weather option to proceed.
I think meteor shower.
This is probably just random damage and we have multiple methods of healing so...
Chance for a flaming meteor to fall into a random tile. I prefer that to be like randomly blinded.
That shit cringe man.
Oh god.
Do you know what I am saying?
I thought at first at first glance I thought it spawned to that thing
Stop it.
Hey, Meteor.
Hot Rock.
Wait.
Oh god, I can throw it! Okay, we fucked up.
And yeah, I do mean we.
Get out of here!
Why are you on fire now?
Bloods are doing random movements.
Watch this.
Be healed.
Wait, my meteor broke.
Why?
I didn't throw it.
Uh-oh.
I'm on fire.
Oh, he countered with it.
Oh, that sucks.
I forgot we had the counter item on him.
And it would make sense, his basic attack
is throw the item, which deletes the item.
Nice, well, goodbye super awesome.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye to everybody.
Dream catcher.
Never you fall asleep and all sets up restore all your mana and heal a random injury.
Wowza.
This guy is hella dumb.
Hey, my rock.
Ow!
It's stick time, baby.
Boom.
Why?
the meteors is coming right now. Oh, I'm fucking coming.
I've dismounted your rock head and now you have nowhere to go fuck you
New.
Guys, the fire is getting unmanageable.
Come to Vietnam?
I love that place that place is my favorite place. How'd you know? He lied out loud for no reason whatsoever
Internally he smirked that chatter thinks I actually love Vietnam
He chuckled
Oops, wrong character.
Oopsie.
We need some more IntelliJonso, dude.
Oh, it's my fetus!
Yippee!
Go, fetus shan!
I'm afraid if he has the frying pan, I think he does.
You see you
Swag oh my
How about you ponder, buddy?
Whatcha think about your mistakes?
Bring that fetus into this battlefield, are you a fucking psycho?
Wait.
Oh, we knocked him on the armoire.
I was like, why'd he get four?
FETUS!
Oh no.
Oh, no
Boo-loo, thanks for set up a read
My guy just birthed a fetus and then it died on the battlefield can fetuses bloom on the battlefield
Bulu loves feet. Nice. I got two of those. Hmm. Probably con because he's flying around
the entire map whenever he gets here. Excuse me. Dottie spies a cute little bird. It looks
very soft and also very tasty. How come it robbed me? It doesn't have thumbs. Can't just
do that. Imposingly tall fence blocks the way forward in front of Gerard. What's he
Time it
Okay, man
Ambushing the occupants on the other side
Been a while since we had an ambush meat clapping sounds
All right.
Changes its prime to attack whenever it takes damage, shoots from its sides, wind damage.
Okay, I damaged him, though.
pitball plus one strength my fetus oh my god fetus two you're back
um guys
be like him
Get in there buddy old pal
The rocks in my way okay
Oh, yeah
Oh you're gonna you're gonna be so vulnerable when I put that rock out thank
you for what
well this actually worked out perfectly I cannot move though
I don't want to push them
Donnie
Don't know the boss dude
I kinda gotta hit this guy, huh?
Explosed across the map.
Um...
I don't want the vacuum buff.
Nothing's gonna fuck me.
We're gonna freaking die, buddy.
I think he shoots at my head.
You test, Venus.
Yeah.
It did do that.
Mmm.
Hmm. I don't know how I want to spend my mana here.
You're going to be just fine, buddy old pal, I'm on fire, but...
Explodes.
It looks like there's a spot in front of him that is highlighted right now but I do not
know if that means he's going to dash or what.
Throw the meat.
This guy's so lazy, all he does is walk around and eat meat.
All he do is walk around and eat meat.
You just stepping on a trap?
No.
This guy's getting mad crits right now.
I'm not talking normal crits, I'm talking crits with a Z.
Minimum
Oh
Heals the boss yeah, I don't give a flip buddy
Well
We got the meteor doesn't change his attack fucking bullshit hop on it bounce on it
I'm going back in, I'll feed this.
Oh that must be like an insta kill there.
We don't need any more imp.
We debatably don't need more Khan either, but...
I can't go here.
Why the fuck not?
Hello, Rizzy G.
I just need 5k gold and TBC to get Epic Flying. Can I get a Yippee?
Uh, good job.
I'm not gonna Yippee, though.
I don't think that's Yippee worth it.
5k not that easy to get in TBC, what was your method?
Let's wander like the sun.
An adventure to the moon.
What the hell?
Goodbye, human head.
Goodbye, epic bear trap item.
Goodbye, multiplayer.
That guy got it by pretending to be a cat girl eagle.
I mean, that's whatever, whatever yokes your egg dude, that's a new saying I just came
up with by the way you yoke my egg it's not a sex thing you should not be using
it like a like a sex saying by the way I'm thinking you guys should be meowing
Approximately 20 less Jesus Christ the number of classes seriously so this one's a druid
or something it's got a crow and is always humming to itself I don't know I wasn't paying
Let's get her in the strength hot the the strength hutch
Bro I ain't got room for all these cats man
Irony view, particularly exceptional. You're super inbred. So, I think I'm sending you
it to that guy Frank and you can get a Frank to you're not particularly remarkable by any means
also he was 31 he had a good life
I found you slash Frank
The double dex mutation man, it's hard to it's hard to say no
Is that a new gaming chair?
Yeah, I made that this is a good cat
I'll get rid of you, goodbye.
You gotta clean out the inbreds a little bit.
You are...
How many retired cast do we have?
Three, four, five, six, seven.
Okay.
Six-seven!
Oh-ho-ho!
Yeah!
It's so comfortable up there, I guess we...
I don't want them to have sex with each other though.
Ha-ha-ha!
the whole
oh mega flow the four-eyed freak at the top he's only got two eyes
now so that's otaviano
he loves poop and he's stinky
oh he does that for
Oops
And I gotta get rid of a couple cats here
Maybe we can move some stuff from up there.
Get the comfort evened out.
Oh, that's precious.
Um, guys.
Um, fellas.
Folks, I'm just gonna get naked here.
I'll be right back.
Okay, it's the highest comfort thing we have in here.
It's all ones.
I don't think I anywhere to put this shit, man.
Hmm.
You're so bad at Tetris.
Am I still bad if I made absolutely no effort to to maximize space in doing all of this?
He's a cannibal kitty. Hmm. I actually have zero space
Damn bitch you live like this
Oh everyone has their barbecue clipping into the roof, man. That's normal.
Wait, brain blast.
Disregard.
It's like so much potential space here, man.
Hmm.
I think so.
Oh my god! Oh my god, is this space?
Yippee!
Ranger baby!
I'm pretty sure that one's inbred, guys.
Nope.
Plus two luck, minus one.
Speed.
Speed!
Charge up a mega punch.
This punch will be unleashed on your next turn.
Falcon punch.
Re-strength, though, into the hole.
Oh, we got some new baby.
Minus one inch.
Moderately inbred.
Double double range though and she started with needle shot I
Don't like the three calm where you getting three calm
Why is there so much poop?
Normal cat?
Oh man.
It's kind of hard to figure out.
Like this is okay, cat, you know?
Do we need you, though?
No.
I gotta start getting rid of some cats.
We gotta send them upstate.
This is a good cat.
I like the no-negative set, cats.
Get in there.
Right?
Give a claw take.
Right.
I thought that said a garfa.
It was Agatha, guys, not a garfa.
Wasn't there another... wait, who just got mutated?
Oh yeah, this is the tail mutation.
Alright, man.
I'm sending you up.
I mean, you do have both range mutations though.
Also, wait, no, we don't want the three condom mix up there because they're they're punch guys up here.
33 years old.
I like this cat.
I like this cap.
You I can take or leave.
I mean I like the six con.
And the luck is nice.
Hmm.
Keep.
I'm on slightly in breath, slightly in breath.
Oh, you got me tatted.
Eyebrouch, right.
Nine luck!
Gig at the...
This is nice.
We need her to pass on her mutations for him.
I kind of want to get rid of you, but I won't.
Keep you?
You just killed a cat, you're a bastard.
So slightly inbred?
Like, I'm not seeing any cats are really wanting a roof.
Maybe you?
I don't know.
We got the inbred squad up here.
There ain't no one who ain't in front of here right now.
How you?
That's nice.
Never reproduce.
He's probably gay.
Who do you fucking gay?
Cat?
What are you fucking gay cat?
Mila Salvatore.
Oh wait.
Didn't you just make a cat? Strength range.
We only have one? Yes. More Salvatore.
Plus two Charisma? Okay.
Minus two Comfort?
There's a poop hiding there
Dude looks maxing cat look at this guy
I'm gonna put you up here acceptable stats
Me you brow dude look at that cat
What do we got for- okay, we can put that down here.
Uh, right here.
Let's get the blank collar.
Finally.
I'm poor.
Oh wait.
Potential Giger Cat right here, by the way.
Goodbye, buddy.
You were never good enough to adventure.
Deletes you?
Snake?
Never mind.
This cat was, in fact, not very Giga.
He does have Needle Shot, though.
And Sextong.
Okay, but we'll give him.
Needle Shot?
Very Giga.
Some might say Supremely Giga.
Like me.
I would say that.
Can you see what the extra class is going to be in the adventure box?
Okay.
Oh no!
My most powerful gay four-eyed cat.
One's name's Howdy.
Bye, Dee.
It's freaking adventure time.
The blank class is the tinker.
Okay, let's make our team.
Um, dude, what a...
This guy's a full head of hair, dude.
This guy's inbred as hell, dude.
We gotta kill off these infrared cats, man.
I think I'm gonna get rid of this one.
What have we got rid of all the- I mean, minus one isn't like the end of the world, though.
You know what I mean?
Acceptable negative mutation
All right, let's see
The box with you Salvatore
The box with you, Vispetica.
Of course the needle shot cap.
Mr. Meowdy.
Alright, we're gonna bring you, but it's extremely dangerous that we're doing this.
I need a punch cap.
is only two room the meta bro I don't know what I'm doing I'm just doing shit
They got it so easy up here bros
Man, man, oh man, let's get the Gravity Slam one
You can't Gravity Slam turn one though which is really fucking annoying but we can do it
to find that song for me.
Double Tink.
One with nature. Druids are great at summoning animal friends and come with a special crow counterpart.
I fucking hate summoning classes. Also, look at all these spots. What the hell did it open up?
It's opening up!
Holy fuck!
Minus 2 con.
Healing it plus 1 temporary damage to you is in a wide area.
Now's not the time.
First, we're going to double down real quick.
Two con, two speed, baby.
Mr. Meowdy.
Perfect name for a gun.
Cat.
I think I was gonna make you the thief.
Uh, sure hope we get something good for you.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Okay.
What do I do here?
It seems like Drury gets like support spells, but...
building like a bard to you
so he doesn't have a normal attack, huh?
Guys a lot of my cats have no HP.
Just dodge.
Is it always one heal?
the skill with. We'll try the drum. We'll try the drum. Kind of weak. 13 decks though
guys what could go wrong okay we have an ignore shield move very nice we get a
coin you have 50% chance of spawning coin on a ramtongue 50% chance again plus
two speed or luck millier spawned by spells gain all stats up to but that
spell gets disabled until the spawn familiars die I actually don't know what
flower tiles are I had an item I have an item that could spawn them but I've
I've never done them.
Your basic attack inflicts Charm 5 the first time you use it in each battle.
Plus 3 shield, very nice.
We knock back a unit, leave a rock where that unit was.
Also nice.
HP and Vanna region?
Okay.
I like these guys.
Dodge block and counter.
Hmm.
Actually.
Yeah.
This mofucka don't have an attack.
That's fine then.
Plus one range.
Wait.
Hey, take some shield, man.
Take some fucking shield.
Yeah, I'm thinking plus three range.
The bird's your attacker.
Oh, it's not showing us the bird on the screen.
This will be good for him.
And I think we probably actually need it.
I don't think Daggerfall aged well.
Is that a hot take?
It's not a hot take.
They give us actually nothing.
Very, very much not good.
It did.
Daggerfall World Map is literally designed.
Like a game that used procedural generation in the early like 2010s.
That's the game.
Like Minecraft, it's not even fair to compare it to Minecraft.
I don't think it, I don't think that's fair.
Okay, Nerd, now give me your lunch money.
Hmm, don't really like how you called me a nerd just now.
Not a fan.
Man, we lost so many good items in our fire that we accidentally exploded.
Timberly and hour dagger fall dungeons.
Seems doesn't look that good.
It seems.
Okay.
Now they respond by spells.
This isn't a spell though.
Maybe it counts, question mark.
It also calls them familiar, but...
Regardless, uh, we're gonna use it anyway.
Any empty hats on? Nope.
Empty coin slot? Wait.
Is this the biggest deal? No, whatever.
You got 10 speed.
Do-do-do!
I think it's a good one.
Theishan has counterspell every turn if you he the right one.
Okay.
What?
Is this game a menu sim?
Yeah.
You know, my observation as well kind of like mirrors your but also mirrors yours but
Also, I'm kind of... I'm actually clinically stupid. Like, as fuck.
Like, I'm actually, like, so disappointingly stupid, I never had a teacher who saw any potential in me.
Uh, but that has nothing to do with me agreeing with you, I promise.
I just realized our heal would have been negated by a heatwave if we didn't have the cleric smiter,
by the way.
I don't want to go for that coin okay
Chopped off some meat.
There you even get anything to do with that.
Dude what?
What?
This cannot be.
It's impossible!
Dude, it's coining time!
You got this buddy!
He did got it.
Well, honestly, it's been more embarrassing for me before than that, so...
I mean, it appears seeing is not affected by heatwave, but also not affected by cleric
smiter.
So that kind of pisses me off or whatever.
I can't handle it, dude.
point. Stop hitting my best friend to the druid whose bird I killed in cold blood. Now.
Each one of their games all sets up to and heals to full.
Each one of their attack, they're close to them immediately if they can.
Are you with water cleansing and steam buffs and making you puddle?
Ummm...
That's useful here but I don't know if we need it.
I got one for you.
What's best?
Cabs or Cuts? Cuts.
Then cobwebs line the walls in ceiling blocking minimums way forward. Attack.
got tangled oh no oh no they got snakes boys
alright birdchan inherits its owner stats
okay hopefully he doesn't remember what happened last round
We could fly the... how much may I have? 7?
If I move there, it's gonna attack me.
Is that...
Ambush's enemies who walk past it.
I wonder if I can move the cactus, I don't think I can.
What if I fly next to it?
Let's see what happens.
Now I got this.
Ah, look at him sitting in the flowers.
You need to help Bert Chan.
Here is his final hope.
This thing dead, bro.
On God, it's dead.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, well, we're committed okay
bird be careful
he ain't healing bros
Maybe the miter is working actually.
I fucked up.
As per you...
... coins.
ARGH!
He dead.
Wonder if the bird heals up after each combat.
Something tell me no.
Who might do this?
I moved it in a minute.
The doors are rocking your fucking face.
Do a high damage shot?
Yeah, that's the best one.
Deal one damage to a unit if this kills it or press your basic attack.
Oh, I thought this was a special item I got from the king.
I need the heal for now, but we'll switch to this next zone.
Two aunt minus one con.
Yeah, we can't take that.
But what's the other thing?
25% automatically eaten if your HP drops below 50.
Okay.
Follow him.
I'm rich. He shared his money with me.
We do not like this guy. This guy has a piece of shit.
Let's see here.
Can I spit on myself, Nate?
What happens if I spit on the ground?
Okay.
I was wondering if it would make a water tile.
It did not.
Seeks meat pickups, trample,
There you to pull me chief plus one
We should have hit him with the main attack first
Go get him pause
Flowers
Sing! I heal the boss and I give him damage up!
Whoops!
This guy's stupid.
Luck and speed up, baby.
Okay, he's still wet though.
Stop hitting my bird friend!
You bastard!
Yeah, there's a rock there, idiot.
You pulled it into yourself.
Which is something I definitely accounted for when I took my turn just now.
I'm dead.
Hmm.
Look at these two.
He's getting his ass beat, brother.
The range is sick. Freaking nasty, dude.
I don't want the bramble there.
Oh, he's charmed.
But he's still attacking!
Slices you.
My bird!
We can probably get away.
Get you rock, bitch.
My freaking bird!
There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there.
Ew.
I like that eel.
Get off of my flower tile now!
Yep, I'm a fuckin' idiot!
I can't hit him from here.
Yow!
Crit this fool.
You suck.
Critnap this fool!
Ooh, death.
Is what I would have said if you were dead.
Which you are not.
Last hit.
Personally, I like the gay cats in this house
all since they seem to be the most prolific.
Okay.
You'll damage an acorn with 10% chance of petrify
and chance to spawn rocks.
Rock song.
Stay stay in your ground
Fix YouTube the website soon
No, this second I deal more than one damage, you can attack two extra times each turn.
Well, welcome aboard buddy, soy milk.
That's three heals a turn.
How am I supposed to super chat now?
My Ooshie will never see my message of support!
You can shoot anywhere within its landside for personal longshots.
For being hunted by bounty owners.
Okay, tell me how that geometry works, brother.
Hooh! Hooh! Hooh! Hooh! Hooh! Hooh! Hooh!
Umm, Big Heel's Incoming?
C-U-M-M-I-N-G?
I think? Hopefully?
Oh, that's annoying... What?!
Oh, noo!!
All right, suicide mission from the bird.
E wave equals minus healing?
Okay, but clerics mitre gives plus two healing.
Any other genius twitch chat comments?
a doi you're a bitch hmm did not like that did not like that was that noise
Oh turn
Don't get them horse
Levitate all rocks I ain't seen no rocker runes, dude
Well, since I can't heal...
Oh, no, that's 5 HP.
Oh, fuck!
Oh
Meow meow meow meow
Maybe we can finish on
Oh
What do we do with you buddy?
Why do we hide?
I can't hide here!
Alright, it's freaking go time buddy.
Surround me.
plus three damage
Oh, man.
Catch it down.
I didn't see that guy.
He's blending in with the tires, dude.
Holds control?
Hmm, yes.
White kills you.
That's Mr. Meowdy right there.
Your spells that spawned familiar cost minus 3 mana.
You may respond by your spells gain plus two damage and movement, but die after their first turn.
I mean, we use this with Edge, right?
Poison Ivy?
One? You think so?
It's tough.
We can do this for now. We do need to be using itch, but
I'm not doing it right now because I'm stupid.
Can you
dig it sucka
read this
our abilities are kind of sus right now
it is though it is as though the game heard me complain
uh i kind of want tank abilities though
Oh yeah, our heal needs to be fixed.
So what this is doing is the one heal is counting as our basic attacks damage.
Eel equals damage, therefore this reduced my basic attack damage.
Wait, no.
I cannot do more than one damage.
So it should...
We're just gonna burn it.
Oh, true!
True.
Do one and then minus one from Heatwave?
Your heals heal for two extra.
It is overriding the hat, actually.
This is not a factor anymore. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. You're right, you're right.
I want to switch to this.
Good luck!
We like a good bear trap.
Oh, you ought to use the heal.
Isn't this guy just like, throw shit?
Yeah.
Hmm...
I'll wait.
Kills you instantly?
What appears though, you have met your match.
You think the snake gon' come?
I don't want to use Bear Trap.
We do not care.
Does he sell the coin bag on? I don't think so.
Please clap.
Teleport to a tile with coins on it.
Um, yeah.
build. Mr. Meowdy remembers a time when things were easier and wishes he was back home.
Not today, Cat, or even tomorrow. I got a strong suspicion that we're gonna die over
Turkey.
Hmm.
Um, sure.
You can thank me for myself, I'm gonna post.
No, don't do that.
Thank you for your sub, dude.
And not too bad to be in greyhawk and mental mentality, menacing penguins and phenocentiphenic.
There's a bit of a nagg while there's a bit of a kizachi, and I really easy and richie knots.
Why did it have to be this guy?
Wait, it doesn't matter, actually.
We'll shoot anything that moves.
He got six bullets.
Oh, that was a convenient soloing.
Oh, that was a convenient soul link.
Okay, shut the rock, which I think it does less damage.
Okay.
I wasn't sure if that was diagonal enough.
Yo, heals the box.
Okay, what if we put the box in the...
It never gets a turn, so it wouldn't...
Would not matter.
Hang in there buddy!
Hey hang in there champ!
He's fast!
Too fucking fast for you chump!
We do not care.
over. Enemies will attack you and serve grounds if they can. We need the rock knock bag.
Let's do that.
Hmm.
Electric element damage increase 1 out of 10% chance to stun, if like, burn one on an
adjacent unit, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Do we go Bunker?
Oh wait, Bunker leads to hell.
I'm going to Hell first.
Greed step.
That's a good name.
Okay.
Kinda behind on HP actually.
If this brought us to 10, I think it would be worth taking, but...
I don't know if we can afford to wear this thing yet.
This thing.
Although, it seems like we can only spawn one flea anyway.
I really like this song too.
They're gonna throw the freaking bombs.
Yeah, that's fair.
That's fair, mate.
What if we use him to detonate the bomb?
I wish I could see the explosion radius.
My fetus! Protect me, fetus!
Well, let's find out. I can't reach it. I can't reach anything. Is this guy an idiot?
me thinks yes all right the route that he would take to grab this is probably you
probably just go straight so wait that was not a good place to put that I
Actually, I don't think they're gonna use it
Be this chance hold strong
Man
I
Do not throw poop at me
Oh wait, we have the bandage. Don't we have a bandage?
Oh my god it applies to the fetus.
Oh, yeah, bud.
We could have an army of fetus rules I think.
I don't actually collect all pickups at the end of the battle if you're not down.
Wow, that was nice.
We did not bring a bandage, I'm stupid.
They sang when they did very bad.
Wait, it's not that bad.
I thought it was con and strength.
Okay, man.
mind what are we gonna do about healing you buddy cuz it's gonna take a long
fucking time find a mouse travel a tasty looking fish on it what you need
goodbye
How can this guy even see?
I see my time is going to attack each turn whenever it takes damage.
Wowza!
I want that crow.
There's no coin to them.
It's supposed to spawn one.
Let's get you some meat, buddy.
Oh, he can hurt himself.
That's daijoboo.
I can't believe they've indoctrinated these cats as well.
so fucking sad
read step
read
step
yeah you're not dead, which can actually piss me off
now you are
Time to go do some combat, bird.
You...
Stop hitting him!
Alright, it's go time.
wait please a more manner region on these guys I think
Yeah, you should never think dog.
This guy's got a gun, bro.
Love this game but it hates XCOM literally just because of cats.
In XCOM you can miss an attack.
In this game you can only miss an attack if you have a particular debuff.
Also grass, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It doesn't even have to be spawned from him for his spell to buff it.
That's pretty good.
Was that about gear's tactics?
I could say with confidence I had not thought about that ever until you just mentioned it.
I never played it.
Never even heard of it.
The JC units get all stanched down.
loves the Ranger. Read step. Omewamo Shindeiru. Omewamo Shindeiru.
It is as fucking stupid as hell man
There's a rock there now you've been trapping yep that is not the move button
also wouldn't have been able to hit him in the head
haha
I want to leave that meat for Mabuk
we're getting there
and we can't reach
idiot
This fella's next.
I don't think we can knock him back far enough to prevent him from picking that guy up.
Wait.
familiar spawn by spells gain all stats up to but that spell gets disabled until the spawn familiars die.
But I was able to use it again after spawning something.
So that doesn't count for that.
Weird.
Hmm.
No actually we could have pushed him back.
You still don't understand this game?
Why don't you ask some questions instead of proclaiming your ignorance?
Why are you befuddled when you can't ask to fucking questions?
For your characters, the cats, it's called Mugenics.
Question
Whoa
My flea's dead he goes again, I think he actually crushes this guy
That's not good
Nope, we good.
Omewamo Shindeiru 2.
Famously open to questions, Moon Moon.
I know like, honestly I was just literally thinking about this internally when I, I think
we get an end here. That'll take us to 10 in per round. So we can do both of these. Not
everyone got to grow up playing like turn based games and stuff. So like I get it.
I know that the concept is actually so foreign to some people that like they cannot even comprehend what has happened which I
Hope is a good feeling because I have seen video games before
And I've been like what am I looking at and it just is very cool to figure it out, right?
What do we want here?
Like this, this is crazy.
Okay.
I remember the first time I, okay, I'm not a big fan of this game.
In fact, I've literally never played it.
All right.
I remember I felt like watching Twitch one day and then I woke up and the person I was
watching was playing Dead by Daylight.
What the fuck am I watching right now?
What is this?
Like literally the week that it came out.
Right?
What the fuck am I looking at?
This is crazy.
I don't know if we can do it hard, we might be able to do it hard.
So this is like into the breach, but cats, okay I'm gonna explain the game for you, okay?
You pick four cats, you take them on adventures, each of those cats gets a turn.
They get to use their actions in that turn and then you hit end turn and it goes to the
next person, the next person who as determined by their speed stat gets to go next, rinse
and repeat.
There are classes, they have different abilities, their classes are their color, you don't need
to know what their classes are per se to understand what's happening.
The enemy takes their turn, um, they do stuff and then you do stuff and then you do stuff.
Like honestly, it's like chess.
Most tactical RPGs are reminiscent of chess and it's base level and, you know, ball and
Shoot gamers I'm sure your looks maxing and logging to John Carlson the the
World Chess Championship while you're working out at the gym so it should be
pretty easy to grasp that brother
When can I eat my queen shit in chess yeah this game expands on the idea of
chest. So now instead of Rook to E4, you're clean to eat poop. Yeah, but anyway, long
story short, I actually had a conversation today with somebody, IRL, who was about my
age and we we shared a story we were talking about games and he was like dude
Acheron's call that was my shit and I was like brother this guy was about this
guy was about 10 years older than I was okay I was like dude I remember the very
first fucking time I laid eyes on Ashuron's call.
I was at an older guy's house as a kid.
There was an older group of kids that would hang out and they would let the slightly younger
kids hang out with them too, but it was more like a pity thing, right, a lot of the time.
I was like 9 or 10 years old, and they were like 15, 16.
They'd all hang out and play video games and shit.
The guy whose house it was, he lived right across the street from me, there was one computer.
It was like three TVs.
And he got the computer because it was his house.
He was a nice guy.
And I remember one day after school, this motherfucker was playing Asherin's Call in
Dialogue.
I was like, what the fuck am I seeing with my eyeballs right now?
What is this?
This is absolutely insane. Like you're walking to a different fucking town. It's online. You're online right now. No fucking way
And I remember at that place that was the first time I'd ever seen Fallout 1 as well, which was all similarly mind-blowing for me
Or do you know these?
My friend hosted AC private servers, interesting.
I personally never got an Ashram installed, but um, that was you with fans online, dude,
same house, same guy.
He had the fucking, he had a dreamcast like my family, except the difference was, um,
You also had the thing you could plug into the back of the Dreamcast to allow it to go
online.
So you play Fancy Star Online on the motherfucking Dreamcast, dude.
I was so fucking jealous.
Oh my god, I was so fucking jealous, man.
Oh man, he had the giant fucking keyboard that came with it as well, dude.
Oh my god.
Or, you could get for the Dreamcast.
Gonna try Project Gorgon.
I tried that game like five years ago.
It was okay.
Clean down the extra Zelda.
I will bear it back.
It's 1.0 now.
I'm sure it is.
Ready to work.
Thank you, Guard.
I'll bear it back.
You
How do you throw money on stage
Emoji bottom right and then you go down arrow like once and then it'll be bottom right
I was watching an RP streamer last night, and he got kind of mad at his Twitch chat because
they were being hella dumb and he totally banned somebody and I was like wow that was
kind of rude then I was like oh wait hold on I've done an exact same thing and then I
was like why would I do that and then I thought about it and I was like oh my god it's like
it's like if there wasn't just a bag of trash sitting in the corner of your fucking garage
or some shit dude. You know technically you don't have to get rid of it but man
does it fucking stink dude. Every time you walk by it, i.e. every time I look at
Twitch chat, you just get a whiff of that fucking the shit that is just packed
into that trash bag dude and that is equivalent to what you just posted in my
Twitch chat. Literal garbage. I had to take you out of doing sorry man. It was
only 50% excuse it dab on stream listen okay I'm an adult chat room adults
don't dab in public okay no matter how compelled you may feel to do so don't do
that really I mean I get that I get paid not enough money to dab on
Uh, WOAH!
It's really time Tom Brady french kissed his son.
Is this System Shock 2?
I
Oh shit.
Oh, I've got a headache.
Oh, shit.
Hold on.
I've never had Vegemite, but I bet I would.
I know I
She is okay
I just wish what the stop hitting me bruh this is fucking bullshit stop it
yeah
You must join me or else you'll die.
Okay, be nice.
It's about time.
Run!
Come on, let me fight him!
Whoa!
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm about to screech.
Woo hoo!
Lag?
God dammit!
10 p.m. tonight in our see their buds
I'm a fucking weeaboo, dude.
They're gathered here today in Memoriam of the Overwatch Professional Player X, God Slayer
X, and like he demanded healing and better teammates who were not bitching in the new
fears.
In death, he is an icon of Genji players everywhere, his legacy of Epic Zero Kill Dragon
In BlizzCon, worthy shuriken throwing skills have inspired a generation of one-trick DPS players and masters them below.
Perhaps what he needed was not a heal bitch or shield bitch but a field bitch.
Holy shit! Who writes this stuff?
That's anything different about me, baby?
Oh
Came here say that I came here just to say I was listening to your old soundcloud had a moment of missing young damn
Oh, man, I understand the respect that you just want to pop in and pay your respects and then leave
I
Appreciate that a lot so much so that I'm going to play you a special unrelease young dab track
Fucking get on my channel
Never come back leave forever go away never pop in again to pay any respects
I'm on a binge right now
Now witness this true technique
Now, witness this fest!
I'm never...
Classic.
This guy's an idiot, isn't he?
Oh, yeah.
Now normally this fight would suck ass.
We do.
Ah.
PogChamp.
What the hell is that?
Oh.
Okay.
Oh, it hit the bird.
We're gonna give a fuck about the bird.
Hmm.
Yeah, I feel like we don't even go into melee here.
Stop.
Bitch.
Stop bitch
G I sure hope he walks down
We're gonna have to move
Hey, my fetus is here.
FETUS!
Uh-oh.
There's a finally your turn, buddy.
Oh, man.
Oh man.
Oh no.
Okay.
Not good.
These things take a million turns!
Alright, what's the plan?
Okay.
How come they use my movement?
remove? I don't think so.
Walks into my own trap.
Holy fuck man.
Oh he's got three brace.
Not good.
My entire party has no HP.
Well.
Okay kiddo, what's best?
Damage or protection?
Protection.
Monocle.
Your physical attacks cannot miss.
Hmm, seems awfully offensive.
Hmm, we don't use it.
Ay, ay, ay, ay.
Just not the dogs again, please.
Some big boys.
And move there.
We are in lay danger zone right now.
Wait, I forget if he has the frying pan.
I don't think he does, which means we should not have turned around there.
XD!
He's not.
Uh oh.
Guys, they're gonna throw the bomb.
Guys they're gonna throw the bomb no
Hi, yeah, yeah
We ain't got any easy moves here, that's for sure.
That was however quite nice.
Well played.
Oh, is that a new fetus?
Hey, what?
Hey, wake up, babe. New fetus dropped.
Oh, he's dead. He had a good life.
Yeah, that's a miscarriage moment for sure for sure
Yeah
Hmm, but what if we crit this guy, okay
I am confident that I just lost two of my cats nope just one
Goodbye Druid. Goodbye. Goodbye, goodbye to everybody.
I wonder if the bird leaves.
This might be over, boys.
Might be over.
I don't think we need more speed.
Go Charisma for two teleports.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
How do you sex the cats to make positive mutations?
We have ones with positive mutations have sex.
Hope this helps!
Well...
What do we do?
We're kind of boned right now.
stats compliment each other? Constitution speed? Compliment everything.
I sure don't think we really have anything to help.
does the sock stat synergize with con saw and con
Maybe yeah
Bro, how are we supposed to go to hell with this we might be able to do
I
Oh, yeah.
I
Stop fucking crying!
I
Hmm
Yeah, I don't know if we got enough damn boys
So long, I'm still in my mind, I'll be here
No, no
I'll be here
I can't catch words, the boy
No one to spell me for me
I
Was worried that this would become a problem
I
Or dead
I can't kill these guys fast enough. Maybe we should just keep in the boss. I don't know.
Who's supposed to hit the boss in the scenario?
Unfortunately.
That's okay. That's how you want to play
I saw the whole thing hilarious
furniture box
Rock
You got any money or food?
Probably should grab the food or whatever.
Surely they don't starve right away.
All you itchy listeners, this one's for you. It's called calamine smoothie.
Okay, was this the Hypnotic for 7?
This is the handsome cat.
I think that's more charisma.
We can't afford any extra cats right now, buddy. Sorry.
How come I bought Mr. Spock?
Hussars.
Kenya.
Damn!
I like this particular mutations.
Probably going to get rid of you, maybe not, maybe not.
oh you got more charisma yeah it's 10 charisma
what a handsome cat
And now you can store weapons and ammo in those large metal locker things.
At least invention takes that idea and improves upon a great look.
You can theorize upon the portable storage lock.
It's really just a normal storage locker, but with hooks that you can kind of slip into
your shoulder.
Pretty clever, huh?
You can carry tons of neat things.
Go try it out and give me your feedback.
Visit the caves.
The team's active ability level-ups offer rare items instead.
That's potentially very scary.
Mr. Bojack!
We can probably get rid of you now.
I like this negative mutation, by the way.
It seems like we got rid of all of the weird head mutation ones.
Moderately in bread
For you right here, I don't like this combination, but who else has the strength one
I think this cat's gay, maybe not.
Yeah, I don't think we're going to get this strength mutation without the double range
one. Normal cat, normal cat. Goodbye.
this is nice nice nice oh you got the straight one just one
I don't know what I'm talking about.
All about.
Portendum?
Uh, what year are you?
Goodbye.
Happy Chinese New Year, Big M.
Thanks. I'm not Chinese.
My New Year began two months ago.
I'm not Chinese.
My new year began two months ago.
I'm Japanese. You guys know that.
No!
Oh, I didn't have any food.
No! My handsome cats!
No!
Stop fucking fair, man. Stop fair.
You recite the three rules of discipline in eight points for attention from the people's
Liberation Army? No, I can't.
Can you?
I've only got one more punch, kid.
His inbred line ends today.
Oh, they got minus stats because of the food maybe?
Oh.
How's it work when we go out?
I can't afford any food.
Yeah.
we interrupt today's broadcast to bring you breaking news from our man on the ground jimmy the hammer valentine
who comes to you live from the boon county ice house all right we need cats jimmy the hammer valentine
live from the tragic that don't have negative stats right now
County Ice House
I would say I have a frog in my trills but it feels more like a tiny hedgehog got locked.
Okay.
Uh, we're in Necromancer, you buddy.
Ooh, but that's nice actually with Necromancer.
He's got a good charisma too.
Very nice.
You can do it right away.
do do do do do
Hmm champ
Magic damage
Let's do tank.
We have to go to the caves, actually.
I don't know if we can do this west.
I mean, maybe.
I think we start with one ability.
I think we can do it.
We should try and take
Glasses that have it clear the caves, which is this one
This one has but
I wonder how...
Oh no, it's a...
What does it become if it's druid?
Ah, yes, yield to Constitution.
Too luck.
Hmm, he's got high range though, so shouldn't this do like 5 damage at least?
Yeah, we got every class has cleared this except for Druid.
I'm a media.
The basic make up isn't as big basic make up weapon.
It'll be throw up.
Yeah.
What I have two warriors.
Because I got the Blank Caller.
You need one fewer piece of equipment to get set bonuses.
Unfortunately.
Every third familiar spawn is upgraded into a champion.
Summon Scorpon.
Well, he'll get it every turn, I guess.
He's got the taunt, which is pretty good, considering these guys are not very strong.
Where's he getting minus two luck from?
Excuse me.
who didn't injury
bring the star buddy we're gonna need it
It gives your weapon plus three electric damage.
Mama Mia.
We're pretty much going to take everything we can, I think.
Everything that is a flickaball.
Lock in.
Honestly, this particular quest is going to be, it'll help us because we don't have any
items and every time we level up.
We are going to get an item for Actives instead of an ability to use.
go get a boss
a melee one that's awesome
Why can't I throw it?
Try to use the bandage.
Maybe it's okay that we didn't.
I
Mean
all right
boonies boonies boonies boonies boonies boonies
hmm we can kill this thing
I wonder if it also adds bonus damage on the throw?
day
that's not good
that is not good
not good
not good this guy's might be slightly uses or the S tier class
classes in your opinion? At the end of each battle game, minus one to three are in obsessive
game mutation. I don't know, I would... I really like tank. This is not a good example
of a good tank though.
Alright, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Cancer Gamble now, maybe if we weren't on a quest.
Oh.
Hey, Poff.
Still forget to use the bandage.
Be kind of starting to sink water and talk to you six or seven. I think the Ranger's really good too.
Wow, that's cool, man. Ooh confused four. Nice.
Awesome.
They're bombing us squirrel.
Oh, it attacks a random number of times.
That's neat.
I can move this poor squirrel, man.
dead at hell man charge the fucking animation for his attack is just head
butts up.
E-mobile.
It's squirrel time, baby.
out stop hitting my best friend that guy
double kill
It's Apple boss.
Another cat spawn.
He drew it, very good for Druid, so that won't reduce his heal?
Oh, no.
Oh, pump, pump, pump.
Transmitter are the useless ass mage.
Dude, the mage may seem useless.
That's nice.
Wait, I can take it off.
Oh, why?
Oh, it doesn't let you close the menu. That's right. That's what happens.
Anyway, the major bass singing me useless at first glance. However...
Hmm, we have five movement.
You wear a bitch.
Are we gonna fail the tan again?
I'm rich.
I don't even remember what this guy does.
Ah, I remember what this guy does.
I'm in but...
Swirl. I choose you.
And the thing you go far, bro.
It'll appear you've fallen directly into my trap.
Why this one?
I want to see what happens when we have a weapon.
Can we do that?
see I still can't hit him
just you wait it's gonna be big
Whoa, he walks up and does a... interesting?
Squirrel!
Wait, oh no.
We're gonna do that shit again, bruh.
mandate at least, which I still have not used on my Tinkerer, oops.
Um...
Um, guys...
Alright.
Not so.
This shit is cursed.
Your head and face item effects are dumb.
Apply Confusion 2 to yourself and all enemies at the start of that.
I mean, that's good, right?
USA shield go to me. I like USA shield
Head and face
We don't even have any glasses
Now, do we go hard? That is the question.
Yeah.
What the hell was that?
Oh.
I've never seen this mouse.
Finally some range
Oh yeah, he doesn't have an injury.
Oops.
This is not increasing his healing by the way, Twitch.
You're fucking noobs and I knew it wouldn't work.
I even voiced my doubt.
Noobie!
Kills you.
Do not call me a noob.
Noob!
Bye, squirrel!
Reloading reloading reloading robbing
Where's the student ID image?
We are the mages of my trump card boys.
He waits in the back, biding his time.
attack that can hit any unit in your land of sight can be used three times per turn.
I'm pretty confident it makes him heal for zero.
I'm almost confident.
I believe you are incorrect.
Heal for one.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
No, you're right.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
He right?
Damn, he right.
That boy right.
Let's do this. It seems he is sitting you in the back anyway.
Pack of blades.
Bojack, find a large trash bin. The lid is a jar and the scent from the refugees floods Bojack's nostrils.
I'm rich!
How come you can attack me before I can do anything?
Oh shit. Wait, what? Why is this attack only two right now?
Oh, soy milk. Ah, fuck. That's fine. That's fine.
Ay-ya-ya-ya!
is the taunt I think bomb the range is insane bomb
Alright, I'm just gonna throw the bomb with my main attack, but if it does the explosion
damage it ends.
Uh, what's it called?
Alright, buddy.
Here's your chance to shine.
Stop hitting my best friend!
Leonid?
It seems like it always hits twice.
Big credit deal.
Nothing personnel, bitch.
It's a weapon.
Give me the melee weapon one more time.
See what happens.
I will fucking kill you.
Murder style.
It's like, me, I think, I think, I'm gonna do that.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He's gonna save it.
He's gonna save it, he's gonna save it.
Yeah.
Good, good.
So, at least you guys are gonna understand we are still here.
Uh, where's uh, head and then stick the hat? Just for this turn.
Eat the head.
Don't worry team, we're gonna bring back food. I know all 29 of you are starving.
I
I'll target spells game plus three range that's that's good for both
Yeah, I mean you can't really do anything else
One how about you one these
All right, so I know got him got him
Who's my birthday can you say happy birthday happy birthday just horrible go men aside that means Japanese for happy birthday
Who said you could put that there?
What if we fight bomb with bomb?
What do we want?
Shake of the face!
Um, you can't hit there.
Squirrel! We should do this first, bud.
Go get him boss.
I'm on fire.
This thing's owning it.
Let's just see what happens I got it now
This is a good one to get by the way.
Boom!
Oh
Well played bitch
kills you. Squirrel actually did the most damage that run. Was that sacred heart? Repair
one use to your weapon to give him plus one damage for the rest of the battle.
I wonder if we could use Scout Me to force them to make us basic attack because when
When we used the shoot here, he walked over there and hit the guy in my leg.
Where are you going, Minimum?
Plus one damage, you met two sparkles when you used your basic attack.
Well, well, well, we're going to use that in soy milk, fellas.
Wait.
Yeah.
Well, we have to use this.
Two times.
And use them at the same time.
man
French
We definitely use soy milk over that on him
This is fine, I think
This whole plot of mini me as well
With the other caves for a class
The best song in the game.
of the fart guys.
Those even one hit.
Why did that hurt everyone?
is there raining now they're they're not wet i am though squirrel it's time squirrel
channel
he'll knock the rock back
Hmm a lot of things just happen only one eight
Let's see here you got five HP
Why is he acting?
Why isn't he taking his turn?
Why can't I not take his turn?
Oh was he charmed?
What charmed him?
We're
Got a lot of bandages to use buddy
Can't stand there
Why didn't that do bonus damage?
This is not good.
My scroll can't reach him!
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Yeah, we did.
Mm-hmm.
Does the mini me permanently have those Jesus the debuffs as I work the fetus
becomes a friend. Probably should do at the start of the fight. Nice.
Hmm.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Tushae, I did not see that one. I was not looking there. Fucking bitch.
What are you doing there?
Get in my goddamn way, I should've fought it!
Please don't.
Oh my god.
Squirrel Chan. Now is your time. Go forth, my son. Damn, the squirrel's fucking OP, bro.
Why are you summoning after buff? I'm an idiot, that's why.
Hope this helps!
I need two HP fellas?
Are you sure?
Oh fuck we have to use the main inch!
No!
Oh man.
Wait let's stall.
He says as my character yet again takes his own fucking turn without my permission despite him not being charmed and hitting enemies
What has happened?
I
Do we do not care
All right, buddy back to normal normal not very good, but still
Could be Worshka.
That's a little twitch slang for you guys by the way.
Worshka.
It's Worshka with a gun in the end.
I can't get over there.
what the fucking squirrel can.
Millie's just trying to attack a random enemy within their range when they are swamped.
Holy moly.
That kind of, that will make it hard to buff them there.
Don't worry if you're going to buff them anyway, we're a sacred heart doing this game, I'll
show you.
Just grab it.
Plus one damage, I'm at two sparkles when you use your basic attack.
That's a girl.
Lucky Toe, baby.
This guy is too lucked.
I swear to God, this is the item that's making me act randomly, by the way.
Doo doo doo doo.
We need a glass item.
I already explained the game earlier, but didn't listen. Can you do it again? Yeah.
You're waiting? I didn't say when I was gonna do it.
Bitch.
Nice bit. Thanks. We like to keep it fresh here on the Moon Moon show.
Hmm.
They don't have better.
Go get them you perverted squirrel.
Ah yes, yield 7 times question mark damage.
Love to see that.
Do not stand next to that.
up.
What?
Okay, man.
Just get out of the way of the fucking thingies, please.
All right, let's try this.
This combo may be insane.
It's beating time, bitch.
Wait, did he not have shoot here?
I guess not.
Maybe he didn't have missile.
Oh no.
Oh.
We stunned him.
W.
He doesn't get up.
The squirrels are kind of fucked up, dude.
Holy shit.
I can't get over there.
Draw through a hole.
What's up?
Okay.
Okay, here we are.
The cool part is that actually our third squirrel spawns as a champion because of our passive.
So yeah.
So, yeah.
What do we get here?
Strength or speed?
20% crit chance.
It's a hat.
Sure, buddy.
That plus double necklace is Pog?
Yeah, but right now, I can't wear it because we're giving our familiars all stats up times two when we summon them.
Mega minions.
Minions every third familiar spawn is upgraded into a champion
Why not constitution?
Really me and
Um, I lied, let's get some in.
Water leech.
Seeks water when it's out of water, while in water dashes in a straight line when life
still passes through units.
Yeah, I'm thinking I don't like that.
Got the Pogo stick.
That's a dub.
Shot through the nose.
Squirrel.
buffs it's time buddy let him know beat him ass
oh you got a bomb
Okay, man.
You will be remembered as a hero.
Okay.
Hee-hee-hee.
I can't reach.
Well, we can just throw it. Nope, yep.
I can't save the squirrel, he's gonna die.
GOOOOOO!
Squirrel 2.
Oh, yeah, the side global.
Yeah, let him know dude, let him freaking know.
Is the druid song permanent on his familiar?
How'd that work?
Brown shrudge. I don't like when you shrudge
I DC
But you do care
Actually don't need very high movement on him. So we're gonna pop that on and get the plus eight armor because he has 12 HP
Is that genius or what fellas?
A brutal heatwave set us in the air.
Wow, that's awesome dude.
Our only method of healing has been negated by a random event.
That's cool.
Wait, it's not negated because we have water times.
Check it out.
Bomba.
He's creating a current all the way over to us.
Double kill.
Who cares?
You're just the clone.
Oh yeah, they run up in a tank.
Ew.
No, ew, cause it's not wet.
What the fuck did that cat come from?
Do what you do best, Squirrel-chan.
Kill this thing.
One million fucking damage.
And then kill this thing.
Yeah.
Can't reach him.
I can't kill him.
He's still wet?
No.
Finish it.
Finish it
Can't catch a Zubat dude, are you good?
Like I shaz like giga delay. He's gonna hear me in like couple hours like an hour, dude
biggest stick
Well at five or less healthy a pussy damage can move an extra time each turn magic damage
I'm on the fucking time travel.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
It tastes bland and unsatisfying.
That was just a fuck you of them.
The arena is different.
I hate change.
Slows you?
Hmm.
Hmm, is anyone wet? No.
Oh, he going. Oh, he going.
I can't really get him out of here.
No, it's not worth it.
We do not want to give this guy damage up.
Oh my god, that's a good one.
Intended to win a game
Well, that's not good but fair
Dude, Electrolize is so good.
Uh-oh.
I'm gonna need you to move.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
It's all about...
Holy moly!
Hey, the witch is dead.
Start with a bomb if you have no weapon equipped.
I kinda like the plus one damage, cuz of the squirrel...
Actually it lids not weird but...
If we don't use anything and it stays in our inventory, does it become worn?
Does it have a chance of it being worn?
No.
Man, you guys don't fucking know, dude.
You don't fucking know.
You say stuff.
You picked up during the run that it doesn't get warm.
I'm sure anything you find in run will not become warm.
Oh.
you know we're gonna heal this guy oh what did you get minus charisma that's
kind of annoying actually that's giga knowing cuz we can't cast our ability
to start now I would you get minus minus one strength it affects the bird
Evening mood in chat. I hope you're having a good one.
some chatter. Stop. Do not. Oh my god, wait, that increases the sparkle damage? Wait.
of
It's murder in time!
This game reminds you of Updog?
What's Updog?
What is that?
You fucking idiot.
Doesn't matter.
You go first.
Give him the business.
Finish him.
Where's left?
Am I blind?
I'm blind.
Am I blind?
Mayhaps it is the enemy from within.
Oh.
Wait.
No.
The other disguise.
Fuck you!
Okay.
How about here?
Found ya!
Don't hit my bird.
Alright, Minimi's gonna piss me off a little bit.
Oh, there's a last West Triton.
Okay, movement actually becomes a jump with infinite range.
Count target is supposed to have infinite range.
Alright.
Yeah, I'm thinking that's slightly Giga.
We're going to give you a sticker heart.
So each sparkle is doing four damage.
And we're going to shoot three of them.
I wonder if I can crit out of this one.
The Rear Tinker has two items up on its passive.
Yeah I guess- I wonder if increased magic damage increases this.
I don't think so.
It's just that this guy is so fucking useless man.
However, we do have many of me, which means this is very nice, so...
Stop saying Mario.
Oh.
Uh, wait.
Good luck!
Ha ha ha, idiot!
Watch this shit, boys.
Oh yeah!
Oh, the bomb does magic damage.
Where's this?
Ooh!
Well well well, fuck you!
Explosion.
promise isn't really how much hp that's okay i think they move when they get attacked
right
no
go get him haas oh my god
fight squirrel fuck
they can't pick up collectibles of cringe
Eat that corpse.
Yeah, we can jump anywhere.
Kills you from behind a wall across the map.
What the hell was that?
Your basic attack becomes pestilence.
Oh, that's a hat though.
All units.
Oh my god, even my own.
Alright, that's not a good idea.
Big damage spawn scrappling, intern spawn, coin, and ramp tile.
Is this the armor that doubles the other arms better than full set with the passive?
Yes.
Shut the fuck up, so much.
Yes. It is.
Yes.
Huh?
Yes.
Huh?
You have all stats up while at 10 or less health.
Meekstone.
Gonna equip the baby on tinker for another set.
The angelic one?
Oh yeah, Sacred Heart.
Oh my god.
Wait, where does it go?
It's in the middle.
Let's just see what it does.
If it's Aqua down you, instead lower HP to 1.
He does have like no HP though.
There's plenty of other Meals on the horizon, wise Mr. Sparks.
I'm gonna fuck this guy up, dude.
Holy moly.
Can I jump on him?
I kind of don't want to be near him actually.
Why are we not wet?
Stop!
We need to know when to give this guy damage up.
Oops, squirrel.
It's go time, baby.
It's squirrel time, baby.
What you got?
Okay, he bombed the crow.
I would have done the same thing, so.
Honestly, base.
for for 28 damage?
based
okay
what up?
He didn't kill him boss
Stay away from my boyfriend
We gotta save Squirrel 1 dude. Squirrel 2 to the rescue.
I wish I could pick up coins honestly kind of cringe
Okay, let's try this.
I'm gonna go all the way over here and then...
So basically, he can create a weapon on his turn, but he can't also throw it, because
if he could throw it, he would effectively get to attack twice with Sacred Heart.
But shoot here forces him to use a second.
Now I won't do anything to watch me.
Nido burrito.
Is there a cat piss skill?
Yeah, there's one that creates in quotes water around you when you use it.
All right, it's time for the giga squirrel.
Wait, weren't you a champion?
What?
I don't understand.
Let's do it again.
What?
Wait.
Our crow is counting as a familiar.
So it's the second one that's been spawning as a champion.
Oh.
I did not know that.
How not notice?
I just talked it up to the all plus stats that we were getting.
Fire shot, the insta kills units and deals 25 damage to bosses.
Use gain 1 charisma in 2 mana.
Lip filler.
This is really nice.
Spells that match your class cost minus one mana.
That seems really good.
I'm going to grab this because I died last run down my coward.
You know what I am saying?
You have all stats up while wet.
Wow, we're getting a lot of good shit.
This quest side is sick.
A melee attack that ignores shield, if used on static or inanimate objects, it destroys
them and spawns a coin.
It spawns a coin on a random tile at the end of each turn.
With the target's turn, spawn a shadow copy that mimics your basic attack and fades at
at the end of the term.
Use the contact or attack you have 15% chance of being feared.
What do you guys think I should get?
Yes, Sacred Heart and Angelica are set.
Yeah.
Shadow Clone?
I wonder if the Shadow Clone would spawn the Sparkles.
3? Just basic attack?
I might get the golden pickaxe if I do.
How much damage does it do? I guess we won't know until we have it on.
Would I watch the Hawk 2 a girl biopic?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
That's a Grammy waiting to happen.
I don't know what a Grammy is, by the way.
I just assumed.
That's kind of like what the deal would be, you know what I mean?
Um, bomb.
Isn't that for music?
Hey, I don't fucking know.
I just realized I can spawn this rock.
No!
Oh, what am I doing?
Rock on rock violence.
Okay, that kinda pisses me off, but whatever.
Okay.
He's gonna counter my squirrel, this guy's a fucking bastard, dude.
Hey, yeah, this poor guy is getting his fucking ass beat dude.
Holy shit.
We literally can't outcast this ball right now.
I forgot you were there.
Reloading!
Massive.
It doesn't counter the flight spell. Weird.
What's up?
Move any number of tiles in a straight or diagonal line.
To start each battle, equip a temporary bomb if your weapon slides open.
If the enemy is turning, if you didn't use your basic attack equipment, no, they're bomb.
Bomb two.
Crown of Horses.
I'm saying, dude, every run I see should have never seen before.
When you take damage while you have thorns, lose one thorns, then shoulda kneel or should
deal with two damage in neat directions.
Um, first of all, we're gonna put that on here.
Because you're a mobile, I saw that fucking time.
Like a loser.
Second of all, get that turkey, bruh.
Looted.
Looted!
Well, Emily, thanks for 7.
And Champlain, thanks for 7.
And Meleman, thanks for 7. I miss that.
Performs a spin attack. Oh, it's the mega fetus.
We're gonna save our man.
Left hand.
How far do they push the boulder though?
That is the question.
One.
Okay, that fucking hurt.
It's Squirrel Time, baby.
Oh yeah.
Who we finish?
I think this guy's gonna knock this guy out.
are you facing backwards not to mega feed us
Not today.
Kill my best friend that guy that's down on the ground next to you.
This boss time fella got some got some dudes with some injuries right now that much is
for certain. There are some morally wounded fellas. I'm not going to unequip this on
I'm sorry, buddy
Money
The ghastly figure of death himself appears before mr. Sparkles
Do you think you can so brazenly ignore me?
I've seen you cheat death far too many times to be fair and now I have come to reclaim what is rightfully mine your soul
challenge
Ah you lose time to die
Hmm
Yeah, don't like that how come these things are on the ground
Oh
What the fuck do I do
That's just gonna go gonna knock out these guys by the way.
He's just going to kill him.
emulched him boys.
mulch them lads. Goodbye Wizard Chan. I forget what the wizard had on him. Get the quest
SHUT UP!
FUCK!
AHHHHH!
NOOOOOO!
NOOOOO!
OHHHHH, GOD!
You don't want to save quit per run. I'm not gonna fucking save scum the rogue like twins chat. Hello
Sorry
It is intended just do it is this the absolute fucking
Roundabout justification you have done for yourself, dude. Okay. I know how the system works
Okay, if you save scum once ie all tap for when something bad happens to you in the in the roguelike
The the genre of game famously where bad things happen to you randomly
Nothing happens, but if you keep doing it your characters get like a miss chance or some shit
Okay, and your takeaway from that is oh
That means I can do it one time. That's what the developer intended
That's what the developer intended is that I should alter for at least one time if something bad happens to me
No, what that means is is that the developer is taking pity on your pussy ass gameplay
And he gives you one and it's like all right you get one
You can be a piece of shit one time if you want when you're playing my game
but every other time I you cannot do that because
so it's just a game okay steak is just food that's why you mine well done with
A1
Actually, you know what that's why you know with ketchup. It's just food. It's just food, bro
It's just food
That really for seven dude
That's why I boil my chicken on the fucking stove top, and I don't put any salt in there
I just I just boil the chicken and
That's how I prefer to eat it because it's just food dude
It's just food
Dude me when I get my my 12 year age scotch
Yeah, I prefer to drink this with Coca-Cola
I prefer I prefer to mix this with Coca-Cola when I'm drinking my 12 year glimmering single malt aged whiskey
He's just coke
it's just it's just liquid dude pussy I go piss in my toilet you pissed me off so
bad I gotta go pee in my toilet motherfucker fuck you
secretia I love a1 I'm not leaving yet a1 oh my god every time I think about it
makes my mouth warm.
Oh fuck.
Put an arrangement of succulent flavors.
It is truly...
We're back.
You
Happy Chinese New Year.
How come my team got fucked by death?
What did I do?
To deserve that.
Future Sandbox for 7?
You said you weren't Chinese earlier?
Oh, I'm Chinese now.
How?
Wouldn't you like to know?
He's a champion now boys.
Sup, sup man sup.
Oh
I
Okay
Stop infesting me you bitch.
It's squirrel time baby.
Okay, kinda underwhelming there.
That's not gonna do anything.
Uh-oh.
Whoops.
Meow.
Oops, eh, whatever.
We're being carried by this world right now.
Oh.
Why did you do that?
I fucking hate the mini-me, man. This thing sucks.
Boom
Bomb
Who died? I think it was just my squirrels. Mama Mia!
I
My squire fuck
I forgot dude
Oh, you call- you calm now, buddy? Don't worry. Okay, he didn't aggro him again.
awfully nice of you.
Wait, just hitting him in the fire tile makes him burn?
maybe? No. Shoot, see if somehow. Dude, the witch set's awesome. Squirrel! I'm surprised
honestly I mean I guess our other characters are just so strong but getting
got by death was a manageable
I
Plus one tank increase the quality of the next item you craft
We need two fewer pieces of equipment to get set bonuses
Wow. Tinker is shit without tech. Uh, disagree. Summon Bear, mech suit. Tinker seems really
good to the throbbing domain
okay we get to just fight them again
why
Oh, we forgot to look at items for him, that's fine.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Neal.
and
Oh yeah.
Why is he shooting something right now BTW I think we say right here actually
I like this thing, okay.
We're just shredding them, dude.
Swirl hit him three times
Why is there so many happening
Read I can't read I'm illiterate
Oh my- Oh, shit.
Oh my god, what is happening?
Do I have any other weapons?
The first spell you cast each?
Have any other- Oh.
Okay.
Replace the hat.
Let's see what else we can get.
Wait, so that's a 30% chance.
If there's a bunch of adds, it literally has a chance to refresh his basic attack every
time which means it can shoot out even more missiles.
It's not 30%.
It's a 15% twice.
full set pieces are no longer fragile we're gonna go gain plastic shield this is a part
of two different sets. Apparently this is also fighters. See, the thing about this...
Your weapon and trinkets passive are active.
That's crazy.
The question is, this is plus 2 magic damage for each sparkle, but with no refresh.
Is he getting the set bonus from his passive, yep.
Go for the 15% Aimo.
I forget how the throbbing king fight works.
I forget if he has ads or not.
Keep the witch hat.
Yeah, I think the witch hat is definitely what we should do just because the mini-me
is doing the same thing as him every time.
The infinite range tiny damage skill of Mage begins in OP Sparkle Spam.
What, Magic Missile?
What's up, man?
Odysseus.
He looks mad.
or he lives in the throbbing kings domain of course he's mad
wait oh we passed on the fetus
Yeah, no.
Mmm, man.
The first spell you cast each turn is cast twice, is so insane.
Let's see what the superhero set is.
The first spell you cast each turn inflicts wet.
Wouldn't work with him, but that's...
What the...
yeah human flesh set bonus lucky set bonus 5 to 10 extra coins on each man
twine sepals this isn't not a sudden okay we're good
What can we do for you?
yeah
let them know dude let them know dude
We're good, we're good.
If you've been on these stomps, yeah, but I wanted to hear them scat.
Their elites! Refix all projectiles!
Uh-oh
We have to throw it otherwise we're dead I think actually no I think I think our tanks powerful enough
Goodbye, catspaw.
Oh, no!
Oh, god!
I forgot they broke equipment.
Oh, shit.
not good
Look at him.
Our Jord's dead.
But we still have the crow?
Hmm, wait, that's him, where's that hat?
You through your weapon, Adam?
How did he get up there?
What the hell?
Hmm, I really don't like man fighting this thing.
That's so bad.
my fucking sacred heart man
And uh...
Dude, of course this thing attacks three times and hits my guy three times, it doesn't break a single fucking thing.
I
Yeah, yeah
No money for you buddy
Just in time, eh?
So fucking sad man.
Um, if that's the case though, we can change what he's wearing.
You did kind of jump into five enemies, but okay, so what would have happened if we didn't
kill that thing that reflects projectiles is probably infinitely worse than what I actually
have. Because not only would he have been firing random projectiles to do 5 damage to each
and 6 of them, also the other, his mini would have done the same thing. Actually maybe not.
One would have eaten 15 damage, now we probably should have just shot the projectiles, that's
what I did.
Get yourself an all adjacent unit to a full HP.
I don't want to waste a level up on this guy.
Okay.
Our magic damage only matters because we do not have Sacred Heart.
We got four glasses.
much these times probably better I want to deal with randomly shooting out projectiles
I could hit my teammates.
You can still get sparkles from the angel necklace.
Oh, I don't think you're right.
Or fine, ish.
Bling.
That's why your Druid died because of the Angel Neck.
Oh true!
It got uh...
It got SWAT and teleported up there because of the AoE attack from the things in the back
shooting at it.
And me, I did not realize it happened.
kind of a similar part of what we were fighting so I just have to rid of that.
Okay, that does not erase the pick up that's on the time you fail
That's fine.
Oh, the tumor's blocking him.
Oh
Hmm
Um
hmm the base spawner squad just dies
go get em chief
What have you done? What have you done?
He's alive. That's nice.
Spawns?
Wait, that's ramping my heal up.
Is it supposed to do that?
I've been using Soymo the whole time.
You won't be nasty and you grew up mean.
You steal the baby's feet just to hear him scream.
Learn to squint, though, what he needed.
He'd take the eyes from Granny,
learn to eat and feed it.
A kid named from the dead.
He had no conscience, could never feel right.
Why?
Because it means right.
It's a way with murder.
Oh, they don't pick up that pick up see all right
I
Ambulance
I thought he would be able to reach him a little bit.
He is. How can we run over there? Maybe when I spawn him it's not taking into account
the uh plus all stats
get him buddy, okay
You jumped into his AOE in order to kill one of my squirrels.
I fucking hate the mini-me, man!
This is terrible.
It's terrible.
get away
that's gonna knock me back
nope
get them squirrels
Mess him up fellas
That was a sultry mean
Oh, he's the taunt. That's why he keeps getting good. Wait, maybe the mini me killed himself knowing that the flies would be more useful than him
Yeah, we got too many squirreled buddy. It's over for you.
Never really anywhere to stand.
I
Like we could get a horse item there actually
Oops
That was cool armor deep
He was born to wear the crown
He's a self-apointment monotheist
Oh my, oh my, does he make this guy
He gets a little further, gets too late
He's one of those guys
He fends for the world
Got one of them around
Hmm
There's nowhere you can hide from them.
I
Just hoping
Oops
Hehehe!
He's so...
8 debuffed, dude. Oh my god.
Just you wait fella, I'm gonna get you
Come back. I just want to talk. Yeah, go over there.
I
Want some more squirrels buddy
What do you think
Don't hit him
I
Guess come over here
We
spread out spread out my squirrels
oh dodge nice miss squirrel opportunity soon there will be nowhere for you to stand soon
It will be all squirrel.
Got him.
the spread out plan worked
What's up pooper dude?
F by 1000 squirrels.
We probably shouldn't have blew that guy up with our lightning attack, but...
What can you do bro sometimes you just got to let it rip
Sometimes you just got to let it rip, bro
I've never been harder fucked
Then I have ever been in this game, then like in what just happened, what was the death
spawn?
And then the Sacred Heart getting nuked?
It's bullshit.
However, God man, the Sacred Heart combo is so fucking good.
What we ended up doing was just ramping our damage on our weapon, which is what we probably
would have done in that boss fight anyway but he literally had the option to
kill everything or to kill a boss if he wanted to. Mama Mia. So the item I got
last time from this was the red bear trap the unlimited use one but I don't
think I want them to die so also when I got the bear trap many people in chat
said what the hell it just killed my cat so skip oh no it was this guy we could
have let him die this cat sucks no
Do not empty my trash
Well, we got the full witch set
Meat
Millions you spawn and clicked Confusible
I'm gonna grab this soy milk again.
I like soy milk.
I wanna do the run where I have a wizard just fire damage.
I'm not a soy boy.
I'm very manly.
He's gonna yell at me, guys.
Where's the locker? Where the hell is my goddamn locker? I had things in that locker. Personal
things. You can't just go leaving my stuff on your dead cats and just wander back home
without her. I go back and find it. Now! What do you mean you can't remember where you left
him? Well, you better go find it. You sure as hell isn't in my office. So turn around
and start walking. Go!
Firm, guys.
Ooh, nice. Hit the one by ones, dude.
Perhaps our suffering was not for naught.
Go see Frank.
Oh, my god.
Stupid inbred cat.
Oh man, goodbye!
Dexter Mugen, not Embra.
Why not?
Wrong cat, Unk.
I got rid of the uh...
wait which one did which one did I get rid of
Wow, is that?
Is this music in-game?
Yeah.
Wait, who gave you three range?
Huh?
Oh.
Important.
Okay.
Minus two luck, eh?
Venom.
Minus two luck, eh?
I need some strength con cats.
That's our last one right there, fellas.
Mr. Sparkles is a freak, dude!
Gain 5% miss chance every turn.
Anemia.
Do you think that stacks like every turn it goes up by 5%?
This thing looks horrified.
Sorry, Mr. Sparkles, but your progeny has been deemed unworthy.
Um, yeah, throw it up there.
Throw it out.
Passable once per battle.
Erm, God.
Old.
Where's the other old one?
old
Strength con lower movement
Sure, whatever
Okay, we're the new ones
Yeah, dog
plus one strength though that's okay it's cuz of the inbred guys
I gotta give up both of these cast these are weird wait hold up
I would call that cat so it can't pass on the gene.
Yeah, this one sucks.
This one's going no matter what.
But this is plus one strength.
You gotta give up the raccoon cat bloodline.
I think this is the last one, by the way.
Oh, this one right here also.
Wait, maybe Yuzwell?
what this cat's like
Doesn't matter it's in where it's gonna keep making bad lines it's okay
Fine
but only for the gaydar dude
we ever heard of the term gaydar?
it's this innate sense people have where they can instantly tell if someone is queer
even from 50 feet away
well I myself have that ability and this payment for your kittens I bestowed upon you
From here on out, you will instantly know if your cats are gay, straight, bi, pan, demi,
poly, andro, auto, fevis, beefus, kind, mono, gray, centero, multi, or even curious.
Well, maybe not all that, but definitely the first three.
I know what you're wondering, and yes, my wife is straight.
So don't you be getting any ideas.
Oh, I think I hear her pulling up.
Get the hell out of here.
I don't need her assuming anything.
She'll be quite territorial.
Get out!
I told you it was gay what's this one is that pants
All right.
What is this?
Fine.
Let's see, who did I, who do I suspect?
I told you he was gay.
I do I do not want to know what Mr. Sparkles is creating.
Yippee!
Strength Con.
We just we just need it we need we need some guys up there
That smell let's check out our new cats
Oh my god, he's got a fucking
What is that what the he's gonna conjoin twain on his head
One charisma
A long line of uh, archers.
And her name's Arwen, dude.
Looks like an elf man.
You gotta go, sorry.
Come back.
Something to help organize your cats.
PLEASE, HELP!
Plus four in.
It's just a shame about the charisma, because I can't do anything with this.
wait
not bad
kind of sus
Who is giving birth to these inbred cats?
Oh, that's nice.
Where's the smell coming from now?
of
I love the cultures of embalming fluid and decarbonel tables and toe tags, nose, nose,
nose, nose.
We turn now to Mr. Sparkles is moderately in bread.
Live news reporter Jimmy the Hammer Valentine who is coming at you live from the Boone County
Mortuary.
This is Jimmy the Hammer Valentine live from the Boone County Mortuary which we're breaking
Hmm
What if we get rid of our input cats
Then you're all alone
Not true
Mix them with strays.
This guy is gay.
at me well maybe i'll fire you right back just give me a quick reminder i'll give you an
a1 report don't no don't do that don't do that okay i dare you i dare you to cut my
of
the
Toon County this next one's called Sam Cat Lady. Who names a cat Gary anyway?
I like this cat
Get a house upgrade yeah
Who can we get rid of you're not in bread. I mean it doesn't matter
You're a you
I need at least one clerics
I'm going to keep Mr. Sparkles because his uh, his shit is busting.
Bojack can probably go though.
Moderately inbred.
Like Bojack's Giga OP?
It doesn't matter if he's open
Actually hold up
These mutations are good
Carlos Casper Kato Chadwick Jan latonsi Chester chicken
Cooper cornbread cricket crunchy
Dallas 30 Dasher Gary Dewey disco dog boy those are directly
Really have four learned cats right now
I think we'll get rid of our other cleric.
Yippee!
Frank made babies cry.
It's making Frank so sad to think of.
We was just doing our walks and a baby just jumped out and screamed.
Frank fought back in our hump and couldn't get back on the feet.
Then the baby hit Frank in the little brownies.
Ahhhh!
We were saying that so loud!
Ahhhh!
But another baby one comes out of a bush and starts rolling Frank down the street.
Freaky Frank, Freaky Frank, he has no mom and smells so rank.
They were singing that!
About us!
Frank was saying back, we have a mommy, she just lives in space.
And they was laughing so hard they was crying.
He was we was feeling so bad about making the babies cry Frank started to cry
and it was so scary I think we are going to add more room to your house today
you like us when we make the house stuff right Frank likes when you like us
life be careful out there all you kiddies in case this happens to be your last
break makes me sad
um yeah i think i'm gonna
no let's see what we get let's see what we get here
Okay.
All right.
Where is Margot?
Margot?
And then...
Margo? And then...
There was like another really good cat.
That's Margaret. Who the fuck are you?
Oh, we're gonna... no, this one's fine.
Oh, this is a stray.
Gay stray.
It's kind of fucked up, like, in the context of the game, I don't really have any use for
like, a gay cat, you know what I mean?
Yeah, at least the same family yes
Gay can reproduce with the question mark gender. Oh, I didn't know that
Margo is not in bread you are it doesn't matter
He's fucked.
What happened to your cats?
Science.
Do you think they can have... I mean...
If I'm reading this right, it seems like they can have multiple leg mutations.
But...
They probably can only have one eyebrow mutation, like one ear mutation, one mouth mutation.
She'll like that they can have multiple of those two at the same time oh not mouth
that might be okay actually
Okay, so this has been like my range slash like
Um, what's up you up there?
I don't like the three base range.
Actually, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna send you off.
You're pissing me off.
We're gonna figure out this, uh, okay, they're really good.
I've done it again! A new invention appears! This one will seriously change the world and
make me a billionaire. Now listen up, it's time to unveil the Mee Stone. This invention
will literally suck the success- success of others and funnel it straight to the owner.
This part is of everyone else's a failure, you look like an even bigger winner compared
to them.
Go test it out.
Try taking it through the boner of this time.
Let me know how it goes.
Okay, so...
Stimulation is solely what determines whether or not they reproduce, right?
Alright, it's the thing that triggers it.
Pie?
That's comfort.
What the fuck is stimulation, then?
Is there like a...
Stimulation is the quality of kittens.
Okay.
I'm just getting rid of all these like weird gray cats. I don't even want to look at what
I'm losing right now, honestly, because I'm over thinking it really hard.
They're all fucking inbred. I'll keep you.
Actually
Nah fuck out of here
You did a clean sweep when you upgraded your house
Like slightly in red spine, but like if mr. Sparkles is a fucking
Is not okay of what's going on with mr. Sparkles right now actually
Hmm.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Balloon?
I'll put it anywhere.
Go in the corner.
Okay.
Hmm
What do you guys even do
Midna
Here your own cat, what about you?
Yeah
Somehow not in bread
We can wait hold on do we even want these though let's do luck
Let's just see, we got no fucking money, or food.
Max food storage, oh she's selling items now, maybe she always has been selling items and
paying attention good job with nothing on them like my worst handle oh over here dude's
Garen for Demacia.
So right now, this is effectively plus one luck, plus two in.
But where did you get your three con from, Pymdol?
get in there, buddy, it's all it's a sausage fest in here, brother.
I
you and margo yes
i'm still i think we gotta let go i think we gotta let them go folks
I've done it again.
New invention appears.
This one will seriously change the world and make me a billionaire.
I've done it again.
Best invention ever.
So you know that thing where if you break a mirror your family dies or whatever?
It's like that but with more science I call it the magic mirror.
You wear it on your face and it just makes your life hell.
Pretty cool huh?
Just pop it on a cat and have them finish the throbbing domain.
Like that will ever happen.
Have fun.
How come he is not comfier?
Your team has very bad luck during events, plus two thorns, cursed.
This cat always levels up and can level up even if it was down.
The me-stone.
I like Margot in this room.
The issue is, you don't really have a compatible cat.
Maybe we do actually.
Where did you go?
speed I can't wait until I can organize my fucking cats I'm not using a cat with
recon face I mean I guess we might be able to we like make them a necromancer
Honestly, this is probably an okay necromancer.
What do you guys think? Should we go right Garen?
You need a supply run? Yeah, we're about to.
I need more mutation items.
You would need a question mark hat with good stats for it to be worthwhile.
Yeah.
Goodbye.
Okay.
I think we're gonna put this cat in there.
And we are going to put you over here.
Yeah.
Nice.
Oh, we had to move first or I fucked up.
Oops.
um...
12 comfort, 3 comfort.
We need more comfort over there.
Wait, no. No, no, no, no.
No, we want to stack like big pieces on top of each other, don't we?
Hmm.
Doesn't seem good.
doesn't seem good.
Plus two appeal, stimulation, let's see.
Is there anything that's like too high?
Right here?
No.
Right here.
Plus five health.
Wait, how come the health over here?
Oh, it did change.
Hmm.
Don't leave that over there.
Let's try to get as much stimulation as we can in this room right here, I think.
This will be the uh, the room, the room, dude.
Hmm.
So TV.
with a piss in yellow wine. I got a feeling I'm watching all the time.
With a headlight swooping, running over by a truck,
decaying to crap head and tail.
It doesn't matter if it's perfect for now.
With a piece of whiskers, you were such a good cat.
Till I cry out loud.
11 comfort, 6 stimulation.
Where's the rest of the stimulation coming from?
You I haven't gotten anything that like attaches on the side so I don't know like why this is a thing
Oh
Buddy
This is a an RPG or HGTV. Hey, it's important
Almost perfect up there by the way
Zero health
We don't want any any cats in this room that aren't like involved in our breeding experiment
dude.
But I really don't know what else to grab.
This guy looks like my uncle, too.
Talking about me?
Did I say you could do that?
I wanted to get at least like 10 stimulation over there.
You stay in here, now.
Hmm, alright we got 12 Comfort 10 Stimulation.
the
so be our uh...
or medic is on
uh... once again a little it was put some more comfort up top so they won't
beat the fuck out of each other
where even is the comfort right now
also move the uh...
mutation stuff over here
minus two health
Remove the health idol over there as well, then.
Um, we're good.
Should be good.
Spends all of my fucking money.
Holy moly.
Okay.
I
Ask
Seem as before but now right room
Yeah, kind of I guess sure
All right, who we sending we're oh shit
We we may have called a little too hard
You can do anything
You're epic epic sauce
Hmm
Should we send Margo Margo is very important cat though I
Don't know our bonus is Ranger
Give Margo the me-stone.
Another thing Margo has is average mutations.
Where's she getting plus one strength from?
I
Hmm
Double ranger, baby
For murder wait, where did we have to take the meat and me stone me stone was to the
Boneyard. This one has to finish or you're cooked. Um. Yeah, I could see that. I could
see that would be in the case. This guy's a fucking robot. All right, here's the plan.
Wait.
Okay.
Do we go for completion and unlocks and bring the Tinkerer to the Boneyard?
Nah, we need a...
Yeah?
Alright, fuck it.
Oh, she knew what determined throw weapons damage. Is it like strength or what?
Or what, dude?
Is it Dex?
What is that?
McCoward. 50% critical hit chance for 25 chance to miss.
this. I don't like that. But didn't I get something that makes it so I can't miss? Or
Maybe I passed up on that.
Spells that spawn familiar, customized, or man up, familiar spawn, we're ready to die
for the first turn.
Great.
I mean, this could be okay with this.
But maybe not.
We were just dead.
Oh!
Well, at least we can do this every turn. That's nice. The shield.
Um...
Don't we have a range item as well? Or did I lose that?
I may have lost... lost it.
Oh, we get reason to miss down who will be the character who becomes the
champion
you think you lost I think you think I lost the binoculars
I have one face item.
Mama mia!
Hunter's way better.
I mean, surely we don't go with the one who has the 25% chance to miss, right?
What about the me-me stone on this bella right here?
Raise my Roasted Rises.
Down, down, down, down, down!
What's to lurk is Ten-Lock right now.
where the glasses is magic damage we don't really need that on him
I'm not going to take it
knock back damage
he's a motherfucking robot dude
he's 8 speed
so we'll go for the backstabs then
Um, actually, this is probably better because we're going to be able to give him shield.
Wait, no, the tank's going to go first, so he won't be able to end his turn with the
health regen.
Let's give everyone a hat, at least.
Actually, we'll use the fire tower.
Inflict Confusion 2 and units to contact or attack you.
I just want to inflict confusion.
That's okay.
I don't like the...
Hmm...
That's just gonna get us killed, fellas.
Uh, I think we're fine.
We're fine.
We got the Meestem.
Lock in, dude.
Lock in dude. Have a page six for seven.
The focus to big boys, they're locked in dude.
What's the range on this?
Oh, no.
Oh, I got a free toss.
That's right.
I can roll. What a suplexes you.
Hmm
Oh good luck buddy
You're so milk arms
You want to die you fucking piece of shit?
Massive, massive.
Alright, let's do a fellow favor and, uh, die.
It doesn't matter if we're cat-tanks.
up luck cat yep that is not who I wanted to click suplex
Like a NAS? Thanks for sub-
How do you increase game speed like that?
Isn't the game settings?
It's funny Charm Tom Tom
I wish I had this on the uh, Crypt Lady
That said, we're getting last hit
cockroaches cockroach and festation all you have a 25% chance to start each battle with fear of poison
that's fucking terrible EW
Oh
We don't have to move but we will
Hey what
Where's his suplex?
Is it only a change to a suplex when he's uh next to something?
Question mark?
Oh, it makes a noise when they're walking.
Oh my god!
Fuckin' fear, man.
I feel so sad, I'm sorry, man.
Well, this fear is really good for us.
you around like a bee?
Hmm.
Bro.
Just a little more range, brother.
You fly over this, right?
Yay!
Noob down.
Are we gonna get our first miss?
Shall we see?
There it is.
I hate that.
I actually hate that. There's just something so fucking triggering about that.
I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT!
You're gonna so use the Hockey's in this game?
Yeah, I don't use them.
Because I like to sit here and not have my hand on the keyboard.
You know what I mean, fellow?
No, not like that.
Millions of units you charm gain plus 2 damage plus 5 HP.
I can't believe I'm going to take this.
Wow.
What?
Anna?
Dude, dude.
I think we're going to put the, oh fuck.
I think we're going to put the... oh fuck.
Hmm, who would be good with this manor?
Maybe you?
Can't put it on you.
Hmm, that doesn't really matter on you either.
Okay, basic attack spawns tall grass.
How does that work with the AOE?
Does it make the whole thing grass?
Bash it down, buddy.
Yeah, holy shit.
That's too much grass.
Oh, we're ambushing, what happened?
Suplexus 4.
How come?
What?
Where?
You think I'm intimidated by you,
son of a bitch?
Now, I know I can't hurt you, but that's okay.
But that's okay.
Okay, let's- Ah, it's not quite what I wanted to do, but I'm an idiot, so...
What can you fucking do, bruv?
What can you fucking do?
I'ma trap you, fool.
idiot go to cover now pussy I also do not remember where the stuff is so I know
it's definitely in front of me though
We gotta walk around.
Suplexes you?
What?
Why?
Wait, why did we get pushed away?
Is that just like...
guy? What a fucking bastard. He pushed you? This guy's a fucking bitch. Bite me like a
man. He moved in the tall grass again. He says from within the tall grass, let's see
you dodge these. I can't help but feel like this guy's copying me. He's not moving.
Bitch
Stops camping dude
Oh, whoopsie
Yeah, I know I missed the Ranger
Oh, yeah, we're only leveling this guy up.
I knew that.
What do you guys think?
Tonspeed, Dexterity or Bitch, Int Trap Spam?
Yeah.
Let me start with 5 though.
Wide melee attack.
This is the second place bleed fragile brittle flammable melts and war
When this is a lot of fucking damage
I will not be approaching you bitch
Oh, thanks.
Now we are one.
And now you will die.
Okay, you didn't die.
Alright he's dead there man.
Get rocked.
Hehehehe.
Okay.
Okay there there.
Okay.
Suplex is full.
Am I not doing back damage with suplex?
It's quite annoying, my lord.
Wow.
No, not that male, guys.
Not that male.
No, no, no.
Alright, I'm going for it.
Lip it!
Fire in the hole!
Bam-am-am-am-am-am-am!
Get the coins! I'm rich!
Mmm, bitch.
Wrong button!
Fan me a chatting clock, 647.
I won't be doing it.
Of course.
Spoonbender.
Wraith's attack can't miss in a m-
Solved.
Fixed even.
I already have one of these.
Fuck.
times like that is why blindness isn't bad yeah but I've never seen that item before
you know what I mean?
what's up guys?
oh fuck wait
Don't hit my goat stop
Okay, no credit, huh?
Teleports behind you.
Who's trying to die?
How come this guy gets to go 10 fucking times, by the way? Hello?
He's cheating? I know.
Yes, he is.
He a bitch as well.
Try front and save Rion, they just up.
Oh, cockroaches on the ground?
Weather effect.
This Ignore Shield and can't miss.
Well, well, well, I know most of you.
I mean, this is the obvious choice.
Because we're going to yield Boneyard.
And there are many Skellingtons in the Boneyard.
and they would do me like brrrrrr
you know what I mean?
dude... dude... dude... dude... dude... dude... dude... dude... oh...
don't mind if I do fellow
man, we'll save our money
Don't run dude. Be a hero. Be a my hero, Akademia.
Be a my hero, Makademia dude.
It's not good for this person right now.
Just to say that.
I
Art of Thou mad bitch
Hmm good luck. Oh, that's not who I wanted to throw
So, that just happened.
I guess that just happened
We're gonna go
Okay, we've been thoroughly outplayed
Stop beating my bird up you bitch
I
Get out of here I
Can throw them on traps guys. I can't believe it. It took me this fucking long to figure that out
So fucking stupid man
Why is he only doing seven damage?
Not anymore!
Just brace.
Yeah, but it was in the tooltip it said seven.
I'm down. Ignore me. Fire shot in a straight line that inflicts plus one thorns.
Ignore me!
Got a prime bullet in chat, just said six seven. Nice. That's top of them. Big six seven, eh?
Bird.
Hmm.
I don't think we worry about the bird.
Fuck, I don't even think we walk up.
Who wrote that?
And then do this combat roll.
My paper mask you bitch.
YOU FUCKING BITCH!
Why do they live in such a hellish place?
It doth not make sense.
What do we do here?
I know what we do here.
I just get a motherfucking shotgun.
What?
Oops.
It's a rocket launcher too?
What the hell is it?
That's not safe.
Why'd that do 8 damage?
Is a nuke also? I've seen the nuke.
Oh, right the passive.
I forgot he's got upgrade sniper.
Inflict charm on a unit, if it's an enemy it takes an extra turn of medium.
Honestly, we're kind of using all of our moves right now.
We will do this.
That is a shotgun fires five projectiles and they come
What
You guys are spelling is plus one damage plus one use on weapons
Make sure we powerful with the shotgun. Yeah, but wouldn't electrify be better because it gives plus three damage
Oh wait, no
No, I'm in it.
It would not be better.
A doi?
Watch this.
Suplex of health.
Combat roll.
Nailboard of health.
Use you over there.
Now.
Move it.
I can't hit anyone.
XD.
So for you, you're dead.
32 damn
Wow
Can this go through, people?
I don't think it can.
Oh.
We're taking a lot of thorns, Sam.
Who said you could come out and fight, pussy?
We're getting some diminishing returns right now, I think.
They thought of everything! They thought of everything!
Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
Bitch.
Let's get plus one dex, Pussa.
If that guy dies, we lose, so...
There is that!
That just happened!
You know the dev made a boss based on me?
You know I call this one Hadoff Hitler.
So I don't take kindly to the implication that you're making.
I am not Hitler.
Bird.
well I think I understand the strength of suplex now I was not doing it
properly before also fuck you wait he just can't get a mobilized huh
hmm
I think this is front enough to hit this guy.
Did you realize about the suplex?
It just does full damage when you suplex someone into something else.
It did the full fucking damage.
Low damage lobbed attack.
I kinda wish I hadn't passed on that passive, but it seems like we're only getting stat-ups now.
We're gonna go up to 15 in, so that we can... all of us are supposed to cost 5 minutes,
But, Vitar finds some evidence and is more prepared for the next event.
Huh?
Evidence of what?
A crime?
A Dolly?
Watch this.
Wait.
Wait, no, it's fine.
Wait, it's not fine.
Well, it's quick, so come on.
Uh, one more, one more try, one more try.
Why is it a picking him?!
Fuck you!
Oh
Wow
40 damn
Wow
What up?
Hey guys, I'm here now.
I didn't want to click that, whatever, don't matter.
You choose which way the cat is facing by clicking the square next to the cat first.
Yeah.
Yeah, did you know that uh, there are hotkeys on the keyboard for the abilities?
You know that big man
global guess why she looks to use the wrong guy big man so why so what you're saying is
the direction also it was tossed not suplex okay the direction the cat is
facing when you use toss determines which enemy that is adjacent to them
gets chosen to be tossed that's what you're saying I just want to be clear
before we continue
I didn't listen to your response dude
Good.
Yeah.
Yep, yep, yep.
What can you do, buddy?
All stats up, too.
Outplayed?
Me?
Says some completely incorrect random stupid shit.
confronted. Simply turn around and walk away. Yeah, you got owned. Yeah, I'm thinking you
just got fucking your own, dude.
I'm freaking believable
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess the worst possible thing could happen.
Dodges? Holy moly.
and load up I wish I had trap on the other one
Oh, fuck.
Dodges.
Teleports beside you.
Okay, it's murdering time.
Stunned?
Epic!
I need you to crit this guy.
combat rolls away
Guys stop fighting your brothers
We do not care if you're sad
I
Don't
More luck
this could come the shokie bandana when I'm five or less healthy a plus three
damage you can move an extra time each turn bird poop that's pretty good to have
the just pull a massive snot of your nose dude I've been there bro my entire
sinus was full of snot one time bro I actually had to I had to fist it and pull
it out dude I remember I was playing dark and dark only one time it happened a
couple of times it was sweet
We want to show us but didn't it was honestly gross so I don't I don't regret not showing
That's gross as fuck bro, yeah that's what I said, nay?
Is it nay what I just said?
Bam, bam, bam, he's going to eat the corpse.
Haha, he did not do the thing I said he was going to do.
Which of course was also all a part of K-Cocky.
Stop.
Stop assisting each other.
Oh, fuck, they're the spawning ones.
Massive.
Girthy, even.
Two plexus that fucking gravestone.
It's time, Midna.
have to realize your true potential.
Okay, that was pretty good story, I'm not gonna lie.
There were a lot of squares there that could have been affected by that shot.
Oh wait, we've lost it.
Oops, I saved that.
Hmm.
What are you gonna choose?
Ha ha ha.
I got my other hand on the keyboard.
Yup.
I'm in business.
me up.
He'll hit me as wounded.
Gonzaro, thanks for 7.
Appreciate that.
Hmm.
This doesn't really matter if we start with 5.
This would increase our max mana.
The Shatter's gonna drive me insane?
Which one?
Point him out.
Yeah.
That guy in China said he used to call it before.
Oh, you're talking about the bukkake guy, yeah.
Yeah, less bukkake in China, shall we?
What do you think?
Is that okay?
Yeah, I think that's okay.
Yeah.
Last hit.
Oh, whoops.
Wait, the spark will hit him first.
It's not really a matter what we do here other than kill this guy.
I'm going to hate these bone guys.
These boners, dude.
They're kind of getting owned by the sparkle, though.
Okay.
Let's see.
Shall we look at the one we wish to toss?
Hmm, they're both selected when I look away.
Yep.
There's that proof of concept.
Oh, yeah, I make a wrestling cat. I didn't really have a choice.
As you can see, it's starting, man.
I wonder what the paper set is. There has to be a paper set.
Vethar has Christian's Miam.
Be sure.
You have that chatter as a fan that you had a chair like I'd recognize Christian's voice
from anywhere. Holy moly I would.
Oh
Word from there kind of sucks this run
Big man.
So much Bob.
Big guy.
fucking hate these guys truly for truly
fucking slam the rock out of his ass
I
Wonder what she's gonna come over here
See you next turn bitch
right
off
for
a
that teleport item pretty nice pretty nice I'm gonna suplex the maggot now you
ready but I can't she's too fat I'm gonna suplex the rock on her
dude what really
Why is a rear prison?
Okay, reloading!
Okay reloading.
Hmm, probably shouldn't be damaging up that maggot, if I had to say.
In my honest opinion, I do not believe that that was a wise decision.
I wish I could wait check it out maggot suplex
That was dope. Thanks. The developer asked you to voice a cat, would you do it? Um, sure.
I want a penny for every meow that happens in every game though, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Surely that's reason.
Meow for us.
Audition for us.
That's a good meow.
There's a reaper back there.
Where's my crit, B?
Oh, hey.
What's happening?
Oh.
EBTPM, bruh.
Okay.
I fucking hate this mob, dude.
It is actually so fucking incredibly bullshit.
It's my fault.
Oh, yoyoy.
Oh
What's going on in twitch right now
Was that
It's not good.
I don't like when people have discussions of my Twitch Shuttle, I'm like, is that weird?
I don't want you to have like, I want you to type in a complete sentence to another human
being in my Twitch Shuttle.
You haven't even heard of it.
I don't like that.
You're a fucking business. Fucking man.
We did not ask for that opinion.
Oh, so it's we went, it's okay for you to say we would as you.
Oh, well, you actually level. He's not supposed to be able to do that.
I don't know.
Use up your movement action.
Baby swap.
is good for this boss actually. Just kidding. I mean, it's still this guy good. Plus three
strength decks. Plus three to all stats. This is one of each stat at the end of each battle
This can go negative.
Challenge run where you never take it off.
I mean, on average you fight...
Well, like 16 fights 15 fights or some shit some shiz like that
I'm wounded
All right, there's only one way he can roll fellows
Now, cornering this guy with these rangers is gonna be kind of tough, actually.
Actually, this entire boss fight is gonna be kind of difficult.
I
He's the main character.
Okay.
I'm a
Mia
You just stop moving and he drinks all of their men
Oh, I hit him
We have to get him in a corn this is actually terrible
Don't fire at least
I
We definitely do not let him be the one who is
I
Maybe don't wait out the burn
Don't move again
Oh, he's blocked.
This is tough, because I don't know if he can possess the crow, I don't think he can.
And what happened last time when he was killed by something that wasn't a cat, to me, is
he possessed the nearest enemy and the nearest enemy would be the level 18 cat so
I'm pretty sure we cannot attack this thing
Maybe I'll finish him off with a shotgun
wait oh my god the rock and crits though we can't we cannot attack this guy
bros, we cannot attack this guy. We absolutely cannot attack this guy.
Manjul, manjul.
It is pretty scary what's happening over there right now, but I will say...
Oh no.
Oh fellas.
Oh he's going next.
Oh my god
There's twice
Oh my god, get fucking owned, bitch!
OOOH, YES!
OOOH, GET FUCKING OLD!
That last attack was so fucking lucky, actually.
not a throbbing domain run. Druids can now learn Suicide Squad. Level 20, Katie. How come
Look at my plays
You're not even the main character you're level one shut your mouth
Let me pick my items real quick
Game back flip to that's pretty nice
The random mutation, this seems really good, I want to try it eventually, but...
Wait, did we get another witch's nose?
Why was that over there?
Oh, I just brought it with us with him.
Mmm.
Ooh.
Spoonbender, very nice.
I'm gonna let this go, by the way.
I do not wish to play with him.
enough good ass fucking stream excellent last bite to end I will see you guys