What do I do that you don't finish your plate do what
the song speaks to me is the song about me.
Greetings.
I had to clean my glasses.
were dirty. I said I thought, okay, now stick with me. White people in chat. How many times
have you been given the black card? Actually, everyone who's not black, how many times?
I
Never
What if there was an official institution to formalize the black card
Like a board or some shit dude like you had to go to like before review
And they would determine whether or not
You being issued the card was like valid and like official dude. That'd be sick
Well he already did this bit. It's funny. It seems we're on the same wave like.
Mmm.
So I'm bitch I did not see that bit originally.
And a half black child and the black nurse joked about how the birth certificate was your past.
Have I been to cat hell yet now we're gonna go there today
Leave me in bowl of milk in section and brick stone and that's to not gay and Lord sir biscuits
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Hmm
Hmm what you guys do today bros
Fuck you nice shots me he thinks was up
Jim oh you think you're better than me got it
Being depressed
Dude you can always be homeless
Told your boss he was incompetent probably is
He probably is or she
Harmony makes her submit
This is the best song that I gave my first so far dude
Well, I like surf rocks. I like the surf rock guitar.
Carmen Brodix for Subin and Icetic and Zaryuthix for Subin.
True I'm going right now death noise and twistle and octopoxics or something
Sorry you ice addict Kavisk harmony assy McGee real assy McGee thinks or something
Assy McGee what a show
Europeans just don't know
Was it good no
Was it there? Yes
Sure was
Apocalypse six for seven and bloggy blog me for some
12 ounce mouse. I have more fond memories of 12 ounce mouse than I do of acid biggie honestly. Oh
910 things for some one show I didn't like was a
Xavier the ringing an angel and I even think that show was funny like I'm like a
Like an ironically funny level oh 910 and all the poke. There's a
Holy fuck. There's a fun acid trip
Well as someone who was like extremely high every time I would like watch it. I did not have fun. It was not fun
Mm-hmm
What about home movies love home movies big home movies fan, dude
Agri-nice was there was a period years ago where they showed the entire show on twitch like officially
Callie Berthelix for some and now cootix was up
Xavier was dog shit while sober too, yeah rain boob dick for some
You peeing Kurch McGurk's can team. How'd you get that?
Metal oculops, I like metal oculops
Now watch our turn now sheet post Starlings or something
You watch Superdale now I miss that one I
Remember the intro song to Superdale
I'm coming home.
It's a song about going back to jail.
I think it would fuck with this game hard.
What the hell?
I act like the warden of Superjail.
I couldn't even tell you what the warden acts like off the top of my head.
Alene, think you're something- Squidbilly's theme?
Dude, what was the theme song for that show, dude?
I'm typing. Oh, I remember, dude.
They're all dead and buried.
Sometimes the sun would just explode.
We have we have that fine American offering dude, and then we got this dude from China, bro
The more sex sold has since and moving out Monday
It'll be fine, buddy. It'll be fine. It won't be. What do I got to say that? From one happily
divorced man to you chatter. Be the change you want to see being flicker and
coast of the exorcism. Hmm. I'm sitting in a litter box. Happily. Happily.
modern a Momo Madera Momo sorry Madera Momo sorry they deserve it Jesus died
bro rocket penguin they just split some Chinese poetry hang on
crash
Upon your marriage, the sun may set.
The pair blossoms, wisp upon the horizon.
March forward forever to the springs of the Yangtzee.
Jade Falcon, Wicked Delights, and Wezzy, and Stupid Stargazer, and Thorash.
Hey, Brambley, uh, Bon Rue, dude, guy, and Scooby-Jay, thanks for sub-
Hi.
Is this divorce dad's anonymous?
No.
I don't want to hear about your problems.
Divorced dad music what project that 2001's divorced dad music
Lumberhacks on Mac OS 6 or 7. Put on some creed.
where I strip do not understand human beings who listen to this shit unironically by the
way let's just let's start this by saying that like someone who's like hmm I think I'll
listen to my creed CD today
Hmm, I'm thinking puddle of mud for this road trip
What's the music video for this is fucking stupid dude
God the early 2000s man
The people the way the haircuts in this shit the gelled poop hair man
Can you take me higher to the place where blind man see?
Can you take me higher to the place where golden streets?
Is the song about finding El Dorado dude?
Wait what?
Faram?
I don't know the lyrics.
I click the close captioning button and then saying them and the melody that I know that
the song is in.
Get owned.
But is this the quintessential divorced ad rock?
Reed is a giga religious band. It's about heaven
Dude imagine getting together in a garage with like three or four of your your bros
Throwing on your wife beaters and like jeans and stuff. You're like bros
That pastor sermon our pastor sermon the yesterday was so fucking inspirational dude. We need to write some music about this
And then jamming out with those guys, like sweating it up for like three fucking hours
to make a song like this.
And then they kiss each other full tongue.
I'm going to read by Theo Vaughn.
What?
It looks kind of like Summit
why am I watching this I'm gonna fuck about creed I think I will pretend like
they were a Christian band that's not much that's a much funnier reality to me
but in fact I'm gonna continue making up role plays where they're making out
with each other in a garage after Sunday service dude that's a way fucking
funnier to meet you
You're hanging out with your friend middle school ends your friends older brother pulls
up and is beat up fucking car this song is blaring out the windows he's giving you a
ride home dude.
They see blue points shut down.
I didn't even see blue points start up.
What games do they make?
Oh, they made the Demon's Souls remake.
The things that I did to people in that game. I was literally
I was parrying people in the future. I was literally time traveling to have to bury people and it worked
Listening unironically dude
I don't care about any of those games the Metal Gear Solid HD collection was good though
What a shame
Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking maybe six feet ain't so far down
a friend that invited me to a creed concert and it was unironically fun me when I paid
$20 for my beer to listen to one of the most generic rock bands ever made holy fuck I hope
your $100 Bud Light Corona buzz was worth a dude $300 ticket I mean I guess I guess
They got the ticket for you though.
I don't hate everything by the way. I don't! My my hatred for this is documented. It's consistent!
Will that chatter enjoy things? No, fuck you! Crate sucks, man.
This music video is so stupid, man. Honestly, all music videos from this time period were
fucking not good. They were fucking... dude. It's kind of crazy to me that current
Jen like my kids they won't understand like the cultural relevance of music videos
Well, I even I watched music videos like before I go to school and shit for like for like 15 20 minutes
They mostly sucked ass
I like the one Missy Elliott song that was cool and then Clint Eastwood the gorilla song cool
And then there was that still fly by big timers. I remember that one. I remember that music video. I
remember Afro man. The creed halftime show at the Cowboy Sticks giving him immediately posted on
11 is one of my all-time favorite videos actual time capsule
Yeah, I'll be on things was up. It was hard. It was hard to escape post 9-11
derangement dude I
Was deranged I told you guys about the the sandcastle tournament
Building tournament. There's only extracurricular activity ever. There was a middle school. There's a sandbill a sandcastle building club
And we went down to Virginia Beach for a tournament and my idea, that's not real, I swear to God
it is.
And we went down, we went to Virginia Beach and competed, I had a team and we made the
two towers surrounded by the Loch Ness Monster in one first place.
I swear to God.
Why?
Why was that the idea?
Revenant?
Revenant.
Did we practice?
We did.
I didn't really do much.
I wasn't really an extra-curricular kid.
Clean version, yeah.
Damn dude.
Seeing soccer at the oceanfront was dope.
I barely went to the oceanfront.
I went to the oceanfront for shows and I went, like, and that was much later.
And then like a couple of times as a kid.
Josh Mann and Davey.
Time Sam to skip moons.
Uninteresting it rant intro, anime profile picture detected.
Maybe you would invent an art that you could do.
Moving after two hours, man, the last JJJK episode was awesome.
I haven't seen any of them, but I bet it is awesome.
Are they the director guy step down?
Yeah, I did. You're not him. You're about blue point. Yeah, Chad told me. JJK modelo
went from sick to shit overnight. I've heard my friends talking about modelo. I don't know
anything about it because I haven't read JJK. So I don't want to read modelo. I do
Whenever I hear about Modelo, I think of the beer.
Do you know what I am saying?
Did you watch the last Duncan?
Yes, I did.
That show is fucking sick.
Or I've seen three episodes of that fucking series.
Honestly, I probably didn't miss much.
Oh my God, dude.
Holy fuck, man.
That was dude.
Watch them all.
I mean, I probably will.
It's kind of crazy how likable that character is like is as a character nights at the 17th. Yeah a night of a 17th
To do was so fucking a hype I actually got you skipped episode. I just saw I saw the ones that I saw that's it
Dude oh my god getting back up for a third motherfucking time Jesus Christ man
I
Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're so cool
Not this shitty song again
This one
Yeah, you just got trolled, dude.
XFix for some it.
Him really liking this music is funny.
Fine.
Please read Dungeon Odyssey sounds like a sex thing to man wall didn't they already make
I think a man, what about this guy and isn't it a
what's it called the fucking
the other very popular man, what about a guy and his lady assistant solo leveling there is yet
He even looks like the soul of Lee Ray character a little bit
I look like jetpack cat right now
Is jetpack cat a paraplegic?
You can't ask that just that just did you look you looking like Modoc
Don't call me Modoc
Rionigator base for seven
I told you the extra seven does act three take place on the moon. I don't know. I don't
know anything about act three. And I don't want to know anything. It's crazy how all
All this music was made like years ago.
This show was uploaded three years ago, dude.
Trace years.
Trace means three in Spanish, by the way.
Hey, Moon, I'm gonna go shower,
so don't do anything for the next 10 minutes.
Your fat ass needs at least 15, first of all.
Like a lot of crab bosses to explore.
Second of all, let's get right into the game
I'm on the Moon Moon Shell, dude! Woohoo!
Are you from the Shackings?
I don't like this guy. He's kind of a piece of shit.
Do the bit.
He's all beaten!
31%.
44 hours.
Am I a loser?
Am I about to listen to Flush again?
I'm okay with that.
Spring.
My loser everybody listen to flush again. I'm okay with this
Next we got cannibal kitty apologize to all you church go, so this is the by flag never knew this
Never freaking knew that
What do you have three range
We have eight of seven luck base
Get in there buddy
I have three calm
Where'd the other two go I
I don't know where to put you.
I think we send you off, actually, bye-bye.
Mmm, goodbye!
A third room has made this much easier.
Wait, this Mr. Sparkle's the most inbred cat on the block.
Mm-mm-mm.
Okay.
He is Electrolized. Whoa.
Whoa!
So I think we just, we put any cat with good mutations or good base stats into the fuck
room, guys.
Right?
Go forth.
To the fuck room.
like this guy is all fives and then seven seven that's good yeah
yeah
good bye
What the hell click the right button, dude?
You managed to get all seven base.
What the hell?
Yeah, we kind of started a sort of kind of started a little late.
We were just we just had one room for reproduction the other one for them naming
each other. And that's it.
Hmm.
got some good mutations and by some good mutations I mean they're not bad
Albinism
Oh, you don't even have Albinus. How did you get up there? 25% for your chance to get
on their basic deck. That's good.
do we keep the albino cat? Don't think so. I don't want the albino cat. She gonna burn.
gonna burn alive the base stats are good but she's gonna pass on the albinism
cart bright family fallout shelters out on highway 64 good good and that takes
for 100 months wow yeah by no cats Eddie yeah but Eddie was an albino
Just wait
Yeah, we're gonna get really upset wait double-checking go to think
Where are you?
Okay, you're rid of that three three range cut in here
I only kept her because of her mutating mutations but
I'm getting rid of anyone with a red stat right now, I think.
Four speeds, kind of annoying.
Yeah, goodbye, fuck you.
Alright, we're gonna keep Margot.
And we can keep him too because he has his five base right now his five days
Redo low libido. Have you have you seen the sewers by chance?
Out of curiosity
Have you ever been there?
Um
This is not a good setup. All right, what do you got dude?
Monsealer mustache
Gay
To tinker you go
Oh
Jack with
Empress whiskers
Uh, we'll keep you.
Yeah.
Neat.
We got Bubber.
Nope, too stupid.
Uh, 477.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
Low libido gate.
It's the W-M-E-W commuter special.
Goodbye.
It's Erbil and me now?
I think for some reason.
Excuse me.
Yeah, it's got a little sperm in me for a...
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm just gonna put some of this in.
First, inside my sock and I was wondering what to do, I just kind of pulled over and
I was like, what the fuck?
If a one in six chance this will kill you, Russian short hair would've left.
Holy moly.
Dude, Linux.
I know a guy who used Linux.
A Russian short hair, roulette, manly attack that has all the effects that are based on
a second and ignores shield.
Whoa!
I don't know where I would put you, buddy.
bro I'm straight up I'm thinking about hold on let's look at the new cat yeah
gay low libido I think I'm getting rid of all these cats they got starting over
dude clean you fully trash all of your cats and took strays
like what's the best way to do this these cats don't even have mutations this
one's giga injured
we're starting at it
I like this, uh, move. I'm not taking any red steps.
Goodbye, goodbye.
I might keep you do I have a uranium rod I do I do
boom yeah we get we can always rip one of these and get some crazy mutations
maybe on a high libido cat
I only have one high libido car right now I thought
where is it maybe I threw him away we do next to that spider
like she this character at least has all fives
face. So we will keep you. Yeah, for charisma. That's not the end of the world. But if we're
gonna start over then we should get rid of this guy I think yeah
I'm not even gonna look. I'm closing my eyes. Mr. Sparkles, the most hybrid cat.
the most fucking ever I can ever do.
Um,
let's pause 10 seconds for station.
I feel like we can worry about mutations later for years.
Scientists have been attempting to replicate fish odor in secret labs.
Decades of research has brought us to this point.
We now bring you.
Cats and scare brats.
This next one's.
I don't know who's chasing.
I keep you wait you're gay though hmm champ
and
All right we have four cats boys
I would like a cat with like
6th strength that is like reproducing.
Um, we already used so we can get this.
Dark Shockwave, wait you, my wife and I were just talking about how grateful we are
for your help.
Sadly, she just left, but since she's gone, we can go over some guy stuff.
So you know how we all just love to categorize and organize everything?
Well, I was just recently watching some videos about that and discovered something.
You know, you select a cat in your house and it shows all its input to the left?
Well, you click that thing by its name, you can assign a shape to it.
I use the poopy shape quite often, you know, so I can remember what kittens or the
ugly ones.
That way, you could quickly move them back to the basement when they escape.
Don't need to thank me. Just keep sending me those kids.
Okay.
Let's give it the old test arena.
Wait. Where?
By the name? This thing? No.
Gender marker?
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
I'm gonna give you a star, Margot.
Goodbye.
My abilities are also offered when you level up.
Minus 2 charisma, do you think?
Welcome to the sewer, bitch.
Welcome to the sewer bitch
Man, man, man. Man, man, man. These are the rats
You can figure out so you just ignored that feature with the one that I just got
Good back
Yeah, well then see that's the power of having a competent twitch chat, dude
I asked a stupid question six times and then finally read the answer to it.
We're sure this is- oh.
Stop having sex with your kid, dude.
Bad bad kitty. Bad bad kitty.
I think...
We're going to move this stuff down here.
I think we need we do the health over there.
I don't know if our appeal is high enough to attract like a good cat consistently.
Alright, this guy's a problem.
This guy's a fucking problem.
I just want no
No red sass we can shoot for that we got time how much money do I have but we got plenty
Come here unfortunate in bread cat
You're not bad actually, but you are in breath. I think I need one more cat in case we have to go out
Just don't breed them I only have one male right now and he is unfortunately that cat's dead
I don't want to just give me this but with five luck at least
I guess
Rise change. That does not look like a good change, either.
Never mind, we give it.
Minus one strength.
Skirt!
Okay, man. We gotta get you out of here.
Hey, it's all green all all gray
Space cat minus one in eyebrows
My space cap.
Uh-oh.
Oops, it's boo-boo.
Hmm, do we go get food or buy it?
Like I'll stand down on bosses and mini-bosses and start each battle he'll 12 HP at the end of each battle
Wait that seems awesome
Next one is called lost kitty and it cuts to my very core as my greatest fear is be some
E some act one runs for furniture
I feel like we're we have some pretty different
My dumb good
Beaseless
All right, we got three mutation down here dude
Where is the thing giving health in here
I'm in. Wait.
Uh, I don't think it matters.
I know you were wondering that the shit I took was fat alright Margo killed her kid
to make him even stronger.
Kills Kim retires.
All five's.
Oh, you dumb old cat.
Her mutations die with her.
Well, well, well, you're inbred inbred, ha, ha, ha.
Hmm, we'll keep you around for now.
It's Uncle Dude.
I'm using musical ability to refresh your basic edge.
Oh.
Goodbye.
I've never seen this.
No!
I've never seen this.
No!
Goodbye, Margo.
Goodbye.
kid gets old dies I'll just put you in there I guess good luck buddy you've been
promoted lady love
why you will if I don't think I should let you in my session why the shoots
lightning bolts are random units with a small chance to inflict stun.
Lost all of his cats. I didn't lose them.
I sent them upstate.
I don't really need more comfort.
failed that
hmm i mean you're not even like particularly very good i think uh i think to do what we're
doing we need more stimulation there's these cats aren't gonna be good enough
otherwise wait who do you reproduce with dude it's sombra what
I'm going to get rid of you.
I
This is tough it's kind of hard to say like like this is his kid
We'll see what happens
Trash.
What the hell happened to you?
Why does he have like a gradient?
What is that?
What the hell is he?
Foil cat.
Nope.
Okay.
Not bad, not bad.
I wish I could tell them to not have sex with their kids.
these guys are fucking freaks man
1984?
NO!
Margo kid
Margo kid.
It's so it's so hard to keep track of I mean it's not hard to keep track of whether or
not they're related but like how far related they are.
This is an inbred free pairing right now.
Interrupt today's broadcast
I need to like
I wouldn't mind this cat reproducing, okay, but who is safe to reproduce of this one?
You.
Susie and Hayes.
We're gonna get rid of you.
Oh, that is seven strength.
You're not surrounded to be named for Paw, a similarity to any of our competition competitors
except Geerlequinsodale.
Thank you for coming out with us today.
Another food storage unit will be stocked tomorrow and you'll see us in even more food
storage.
That's about donating your access food to a local animal shelter.
No, I don't know specifically what animal shelters there are around here.
Oh, am I supposed to work for you now?
It's my job to find write-outs for capitalist gains.
Is that it?
I'm just an unpaid laborer.
for you to use and abuse as you see fit? That's it, isn't it? That's how you get off? Disgusting!
I don't think she likes me, guys.
Yeah, I'm thinking that cat does not like me.
All right, we're gonna put you guys up here and make you fight. How come the comfort is one?
My boss would be free, my bosses would feel what they can do.
A's is gay.
No!
Don't run away.
Get up there and fight!
Get up there and fight.
Whoopsie.
El Bandito mask.
Goodbye.
Yeah, I don't think we're gonna have stimulator appeal to be doing this right now that poop out of face
Hey cats can fuck the question mark genders don't get rid of them. I don't have any question mark genders
Yes, Fred scenes
even more power eight strength oh even more powerful the world's most generic cat
what you're in bread
Oh
We've met a slight miscalculation
No, we're not good. Oh fuck you're really in do
They're all related
symbol each bail cat let's get the the mutation symbol on this guy
just get up there
hmm wait we should we should give you a wave next week
what how old are you 25 already giving up a pussy
Fart face. Yep, I've invented fart face. It's a living human ass that you can craft
over a cat's muzzle. It's full of farts. It's so nasty, Stacy was dry heaving the whole
night I was making it. Take it at the end of the bone yard, it will be funny.
Let's go three luck names chance got him
You're just producing like mediocre inbred cats right now
Guys I
I mean shouldn't we be like producing cats anyway?
Just to give them away.
Big birth of the effect.
Ouch.
Ah, you can go up there.
Hmm.
red range though. If it was at least five.
We're gonna leave the poop up here so they'll fight each other. You get sick.
Yes.
I think we gotta go out next turn.
Low speed.
The cats...
None of these cats have had a above five strength, I think.
I wonder if that's because they're in probably.
It's Tony.
Hey, Tom.
Hey.
Are we gonna go out?
Well, at least we got a bunch of cats that can do literally anything they're not remarkable at anything
We got to get a strength Francine out there dude, of course
Um
Fuck it doesn't really matter we got an extra tank
Oh, excuse me, we'll take you no
Oh, yeah.
We gotta go to the Boneyard.
Who hasn't beaten the Boneyard yet?
You, Tinker Chan.
Hmm.
You.
Well, you have six range.
Who else has a beacon?
Boneyard's the purple ghost, right?
It really is just the tinker
Rain check that turns anything it kills into me
me
Damage inflict poison for and knock up nearby and use the the permanent there will be permanent consequences for casting a spell
What?
How can this be?
Hmm.
Who would be the best tinker?
I mean, I know who you're gonna be.
Excuse the entire house to start a new bloodline. Yes. That did happen.
I was having a look at the Ford face. I don't know how fucked up it is.
It could be plenty fucked up.
Hmm.
How many healing is this stupid chat Chas this w or L
W or L
I don't don't you guys have like a summon passive now
you know the answer so it's paugers that got it got it I don't have to take a
necromancer I want to do like a cool wizard thing but it's kind of it's really
been hard to do. You don't even really have spectacular wizard stats. We'll try it though.
Equip a random temporary weapon
What it's the same thing use your weapon in additional time each turn, okay
My poison went everything at the start of the battle, okay
Double use per turn
But if I use it I can't throw it away so I would use it again if I don't have a weapon that I want.
Question mark.
The Baxter's Aggrim's Head Bash.
Turtle, form of the turtle.
Basic action deals one damage to enemies and inflicts temporary minus one damage.
Basically I won't apply debuffs to allies or buffs to enemies.
Okay, so I can heal or damage with them. That's cool. Now I take damage with three tiles toward the source of the damage attack if you can.
All right, electric immunity.
Okay. Roger Wilco, who gets the fart face?
Is there a way to sort by item type?
I don't think so.
The second one is item type.
But it's ring ring ring.
Potion.
They're going the same spot.
That's why I got confused.
I'm a freaking dope.
We could take the Uranium Rod.
At the end of each battle, if you were down to gain a random mutation.
It's like, when is it appropriate to do this?
When can you get away with that?
For a Necromancer, maybe, right?
the dream catcher. Remember you fall asleep, you know, stats up or so, all your mana heal,
random injury. What the fuck! Okay, so we actually have a really good combo. We would throw these
These items on a Necromancer, both of them.
Black 2, keep on locking classes.
Um, we'll do an Act 1 run.
We've got the side quests.
Is that Chill, Brother Man?
Oh, we got the wizard set, also.
No!
No wizard, cat.
Yippee!
I'm talking to spells of infinite range. It's not really that useful for him actually, but
Do-do
I don't want to like shoot my own team with this
Let's try that I was trying I was trying
Okay, can't put a fart face on him.
It's a fucking... it's a butt on his face.
But he uses all those ultrarayers for Act 1.
Bro.
Okay, let's be clear about one thing, okay?
It doesn't matter what an act it is, I've been so unbelievably hard fucked randomly, so.
It doth not matter, Travna.
I still have not gotten a cool fire spell, by the way.
Boom.
At the butt cat.
It doesn't sound like a fart, guys.
Anyone else thinking that doesn't sound like a fart arena?
I have anything I desperately wanted to get... oh, so we got Spoonbender, but we need to
use that for someone who, uh... needs a...
Who's gonna be in danger?
Joyo superhero caps.
Um...
We'll take the confusion.
I think we're gonna... I don't think we have to take out too much.
We're fine.
I will take this, though, because I'm never gonna use it otherwise.
I think Moon Moon is high AF right now.
I do not smoke weed.
Sorry, Bumblebee's Exiled.
1000 Gram Stare.
Eat damage, not bad, not bad. You're dead.
Okay, what is the fucking purpose of it?
Am I stupid?
Hello?
I can't even cast it if I have a fucking weapon.
Wait.
I don't understand.
down. You're dead. Use the first and throw with basic and then do it again. Okay, we'll
We'll see.
Bird-chan.
There we go.
it's time do what you do best fellow kill
teleports behind you
rest of the result shall I have 50 90 for this game yeah I think so yeah
Injure yourself to gain plus three magic damage.
Floors, wind up your stats by one permanently.
We don't need this, so I guess we'll take this.
Every time we cast three spells, gain plus three charge.
It's possible we could cast three spells.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do. Hold on.
Examine the poop.
Enchanting poop.
You think I'm scary and fool?
Okay, we do this and then we throw it and then we crap right
Okay, we got it.
Double weapon and I can use it twice too.
Neat.
Okay, these are this infinite range on this fireball.
I don't think I can kill you.
Wait, I can't.
I don't know.
Wait.
We cannot.
Form of the turtle!
Am I hitting Muno pause?
Explain.
What could that possibly be?
We do like squirrels, I mean.
Tiny Paper Boxes for seven.
Press two thorns.
We didn't end up taking the thorns thing.
open the skull. Skull cap.
A lot of the elixirs up in the first room, glasses you can read slowly sometimes. I read
pretty quick.
What the hell-y?
Hmm. What if we burned down those grass?
And what have I shot?
And then what have I punched us?
Damn, man, oh, man, oh, man.
You ain't reaching shit, buddy?
I did not pick up the coin like I should have I cast squirrel get in there buddy I
don't care if we're gonna die
Stunned him.
Stabs you in the back.
time. Am I doing that right? I don't think I'm doing it right. Something feels off.
Squirrel.
Use the main on one first. Okay, pretend I'm really stupid though. Okay, for a second.
Why?
Wow!
Pretend I'm dumb at hell, dude.
You can't basic action twice.
Correct.
So why does it matter if I use the magic one first?
So they can throw the weapon if it's sucked.
Oooooooooooooooohhhh!
Okay, I understand that. I understand.
It's the piss spell.
Die.
You must die!
You must die.
You dare bring light to my lair?
What's this we
Ha ha fuck you
Maybe just hit up no yes
My bird just kidding
seems pretty good I think we got a I like this one a lot
But it seems like we're looking to get rid of our weapons.
So I'm not sure it would be worthwhile to get something like that.
If it's bad.
I want to see what test quotes.
I hope it's like to test a coil from command and conquer.
Vaporize yourself and deal 50 damage to adjacent units.
That'll be useful when we invariably lose one of our cats
and we get one of the shitty replacement ones.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Mm, mm, mm.
Ow!
Tile and maggots.
Base grow.
Transforms into a maggot familiar
Actually, I think we put that on this guy
After that prepared does this go through yeah, I guess the walls good
Chasing the rats, chasing the rats.
It's the range on this, one, two, three.
Whoa!
Chasing the rats.
That was stupid, why'd I do this?
My bird!
What do you- Yeah, true.
You're not even singing alright.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
What up?
Freestyling that's not good enough. What's one range? We already have infinite range
That's a plus one mana regeneration with an ally spent seven plus mana they all gain they can stance up. Okay
Really have much choice
He finds a knife stuck in the wall.
Minus one strength.
Pause him to start bleeding.
Is that mom's knife, guys, from the binding of Izzy?
I played that game
Go for a self-suck bill
The the Buster bagger hugger build as they call it
And the Jason Ally spends me in a game that much man always craft a bomb at tech one or less
Wait, that's good though, because then we can just keep making bombs and throwing them.
Make a bomb, throw it.
Make another bomb.
Do you think we keep?
No, you don't.
batteries giga OP.
You're rid of robot arms if bombing.
Okay, I wasn't sure if the bomb would like be usable another time.
Should have checked Travago.
Travago?
Squirrel time.
That was not good.
I wonder what the range on the uh, thing is.
What the!
What is this range?
It all worked out there.
NOOOOOO!
Oh my.
Did she punch that guy to death?
What the hell?
Chasing the rats.
That is where it's at.
What's it even do that?
Hit yourself.
Damn, she hit herself twice.
That's 25% by the way.
Mayhem's ill-advised.
Squirrel time.
It's only doing one damage.
Fuck you.
Eat Tesla Coil. I put it in the water.
Why did I just get zapped? Hello?
any unit what I didn't read it I can't read I'm I literate I was just up for
Oops.
Did she get any more Brace the further my save is along?
I feel like she wasn't reducing as much damage before there's squirrel with confusion seems really good
Okay
You just have the Travago at?
Travago?
Basic action also gives temporary plus four speed.
Rap God.
Your control will familiars gain self-destruct as their bonus ability.
Understood
We got suicide bomber squirrels, dude
Now hold up are you saying wait now hold up are you saying
Wait, are you saying we're some kind of suicide score
Chills I gotta pee. I'm gonna get some coffee. We're back
I
Okay
I wonder if women get uh... nipples.
I'm gonna wait for him to get out.
ahahahahaha
hahahaha
okay so you said that you have a serious problem
uh let's hear it man
nice let me guess first uh your parents
gay people
uh no they transgender people
okay that's fine so what is your problem
am I am I
will blow this guy up too. It's the bottom one still function, it feels bad man.
Hey what? Excuse me?
I don't think so champ. This is my day to shine.
NOOOOOO!
I found my souls, everybody! Uh-oh.
of
I
Want to go pussy
How was that game? It was really good. Also, I would say it's the perfect length for an RPG too.
And the last couple of fights are actually a little challenging.
You fucking woman bitch!
Time right there.
Hahaha.
True.
Alright, for the crime of naming and being a gnome, we hereby sentence you to death by firing squad. Fire!
Gooooo!
Oh.
Shoot him!
Hahaha.
Okay, now let's march.
Come on!
Dab girl?
Fine!
don't you know who i am i don't have a gun i don't have a gun
i'm a crazy guy i'm a really cool person who what you're a really cool person
what everyone here has been toxic oh yeah what'd they say they call me a loser what
I didn't get the memo.
Are you a loser?
Yeah, kind of.
Well, I don't like it when people talk about mining security.
That's okay.
We all have shortcomings, you know?
Yeah.
That tries so hard to make it awkward.
I should move my cam.
Why don't you get Clint to join?
Why don't I get Clint to join?
to join because he fucking he told me that he wanted to take two weeks off or
some shit
Here, fellas.
There's one to see the new jacket I got.
Where's the hood?
It's backwards, man.
It's Terraria!
Terraria, dude!
Or Arariette.
Too scared to play it.
We got to Moon Lord on Xenith.
You didn't earn that?
I beat Master Mode Hardcore!
Are you kidding me?
And I almost beat Zenith too almost
Yeah, it's from the official website, dude
Ararious
Oh, Rarriot.
Fuck you.
The range isn't there.
No way he's max 2 XL.
Why is this guy trying to fantasize about my body type?
up with that you want to know what kind of underwear I'm wearing to bro yeah yeah yeah
How big is the... oh, it's not that big.
Squirrel.
No!
Hmm.
Wearing some heens her way, I bet.
Oh, I can blow up my crow, too.
It doesn't cost me anything.
This is awesome.
I blew him up.
It drops healing chicken on the ground?
Wait, hold up.
I said hey what's up, hold up.
Hey, where's the last guy?
Corner.
Slay the Spire 2 early access?
I've never been a card max or myself.
plus one brace, plus one brace.
Slay the swiggers great.
They'd be making like...
be making cards and shit.
Really like your purple sweater, where'd you get it?
I got it from Twitch when they still gave a fuck.
like seven years ago. I don't even know if they make those dude. Any mo- oops. Where am I?
Oh, we swapped.
Um...
Um, Phelous?
Well, I'm thinking...
Nothing.
Thinking nothing.
Fucking hell man, the stupid fucking melee ones.
You go next.
I think we can get over there.
We cannot.
That's okay.
We'll kill you.
and I didn't even have to blow myself up
Nice move, Egypt.
Liquid over there.
You're on Thin Ice, buddy.
I saw a TikTok where a guy was listing white guy sayings.
You're on Thin Ice, buddy, it was up there.
Your ass's grass was on there, dude.
white guy words of power holy moly get a grip yep yeah get a load of this guy
was the S tier one go kick rocks was another one I know so it's like go
pounds saying that they went with a they went with go kick rocks though news flash
I got the Pogo stick.
News flash!
Oops.
We did have a math incorrectly there fellows.
Burn by the nairm by neba doba doba do...
boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo do.
I'm gonna get rid of this fly.
And we can.
Are you the one who's immune to electric?
I can't hit this guy. Am I stupid?
I... should have spawned the squirrel first.
I didn't realize the squirrel has natively one HP. The only time we've ever used it
This is when we were giving it all stats up.
There's nowhere for you to stand, fella.
My Pogo Stick!
I got a bomb.
So for bomb I think we just want to throw it, right?
It doesn't explode!
Bomb two.
This guy's kind of a noob.
Maybe we shouldn't have done it.
Uh, we want ants.
You see the same tracks as the black guys on the street trying to guess white people phrases?
No.
That also sounds funny, though.
Hmm.
Tiktok is ruined to you?
Why I was sharing a funny little bit of cultural humor that was produced and released on Tiktok
and your go-to assumption is that it ruined me.
Not enough anime for you bro.
Wait, how are you confused?
There's some of them. Yay!
Howie!
What are you doing over there?
You got the motherfucking bleed
He's in the grass.
Jumps across the map to...
We did that badly.
Sorry, did I say that I saw that video on TikTok?
I actually meant to say I saw the the uh I saw it on the the Merriam Webster
dictionary's website. I consider myself something of an intellectual if you will.
I saw it on science.com slash cultural humor.
Dictionary ruined you man. Dude read the dictionary really fuck you up bro.
Sad.
Int.
If you consider yourself an intellectual, you literally sit in an apartment, smell your
own filth every day.
I actually do consider myself something of an intellectual.
Honestly, I'm probably more enlightened than pretty much all of you guys in chat, be it
on political level, scientific level, educational level.
Yeah, and I didn't I didn't do any research whatsoever. I just I just know it in my bones
You have PhD in theoretical physics why don't you study something real instead of some fake shit like theoretical physics, dude
This guy's an art major
Are you being real right now? I know blood did not just say he studies theories
Kill yourself
This has a lot of HP
No, not that chatter no my my bird
My bird killed himself you took the thorns damage oh wait we don't force ha ha ha
no no no
Oh
Turtle mode
Blow yourself up now
All right, we're quite enough to do it like that
Blow yourself up now
I did not see that bird.
Oops.
Oh, there's a third one.
I also didn't see that guy.
row.
Here's first next turn. We do not want the smoke.
Watch that sound!
Yeah, I'm gonna need you to spawn another squirrel, buddy.
Oh, we're turtle.
Hmm
What's up? I wish... I bet there's a way to... I bet the next upgrade literally makes them
Explode when they're killed. Like I don't even have to like manually do it. That'd be cool
I guess we'll see.
Boom, what is your opinion about dwarves with regard to them having regular sized penises?
I don't think about tiny people with penises, buddy.
Is that Mr. Epstein in chat?
Gunplay in Fortnite?
You just did?
Yeah, try not to, buddy.
you just did yeah try not to but man I kind of wish I had brought that fire
right
why are you still thinking about it I'd already stopped you
Ambush incoming.
Spleagle in the mirror and mix for some
We're not give that to you nice
Go get him, Hoss.
Hehehehe.
You're so funny when they blow up.
Hehehehe.
I'm like one man off.
Ah, it's under.
Surely he does not walk over here, right?
I got the bleed one I got the bleed one again or K get in their horse
And beat a mask, beat a mask.
Yo, why is this shit so funny, dude?
What's that?
It was half
That is not where you wanted to land there, chief.
Um, guys?
Realize your destiny
You're like two rounds
Mm-hmm
Hmm
Fellas is it femme to love cats
You mean like female
Yes
Abraway tk and jufo and squeakle is up an NJ small heart out
Thank you.
It's a nice patch today, big guy.
I'm sorry about my head, not the game I'm playing.
Still Draco, but not delicious, and 2D Scooby-Doo.
Wait, that Poison A.O.E. removed their one dodge, so now they can kill them one hit.
How do you miss?
What's the best lineup we got here I think I'm weird I only got one more cast
Oh god, I didn't even see that.
Um, guys?
Hmm.
Meow meow meow.
Minus 11 mana.
explosion what have I done you'll be okay you'll be okay but you saw his dog
Did these maybe get spawned after it happened?
Am I dumb?
I think they did.
Oops.
How come you're always taking damage, dude?
It's kind of pissing me off.
Explosion.
Read Dirty Username's last five messages.
Read the mob.
Yeah, so let me explain my thought process.
I know that that mob starts basically with, is it 15%?
I thought they had a guaranteed dodge and then the next hit is what kills them.
And then at the start of the round everyone got hit by the poison cloud.
You saw how it said miss on all of them.
My thought process was that that stripped them of their dodge essentially, right?
We have a lot of transformation choices here.
It restets at the start of their turn.
Oh.
I don't know.
I mean, we do generate a lot of mana, actually.
Sally, I was operating off of previous previously believed to be correct information can't seem
to stumbled into a drug awareness day party extracadabit every well and boy bugs of seven
One attack per turn.
Oh megalo... oh megalo...
You think that guy's mad at me, the chatter?
You told me to read?
I'm sorry, man. I'm so fucking sorry. I'm so fucking sorry, man.
Fuck, I'm so stupid!
I can't read.
I'm illiterate.
Explode.
I think we won.
We might be able to get a one round here, fellas.
Oh, we totally can't wait. We got a one-rounder dude. What the hell?
Refresh your weapon and trinket actions unless the game you mid.
I mean, we ain't really using our mana or anything else, so...
I wonder if that refreshes the passive too.
Basic attack inflicts magic weakness 1.
Okay, who are my top three wrestlers I?
Like I like stone cold Steve Austin
What the hell?
Rants randomly attack me up a little bit. I like the rock. I like
like mankind
All of these graves are going to explode.
I like the undertaker.
Fuck.
That was incredibly dope.
I don't know man those things died those things do not die
Retreat!
Wait, I'll click out the mana, oops.
Don't give him Squirrel Champ, Epic Dodge.
Okay, that guy clearly did not realize what he was sounding up for.
Stop breaking the graves man.
Hee-hee.
And thorns.
Alright man.
Give them the poke.
I think we should have thrown it, actually.
Yeah, I can't believe someone said the tanker sucks, by the way.
Why would you say that?
It just ain't true, fella.
Now's your chance.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Oops.
Gotta kill this bird.
Champion squirrel of hell.
He has 5 HP.
He truly means business now.
They still trying to find the Smurf Village?
Yeah.
What's that got mean by that?
I can't freaking move.
Get out of my fucking face.
here okay only one more many actions were
done just now. You're dead to burn.
You're always taking damage there, chief.
I'm down.
Gigascorrel of Hell.
I don't want to break the grave. It's going to break anyway though, so...
It doth not matter.
Explode.
That hit man in RGN, thanks for 7.
Next familiar spawn is upgraded to an elite.
Somebody squirrel to any tile.
Ah man.
That's just bombs.
Drone strike.
Drone strike of hell.
Cash talks about this ability.
We're not going to be using that though.
We need...
No, we're good.
We can summon a scroll every turn.
No, we can, we can, we can summon a Skrull Averager.
That's cool.
Grown Strike of Hell.
Dodge Chance.
Refresh your weapon and Trinket Actions.
Repair one use to all of your equipment.
No care.
I have to equip a random temporary weapon for yourself or an ally.
Ah, there's not really any good choices here.
Yeah, coil kind of sucks.
How do you make it work?
Beat him ass.
The bouncer skill also really good.
Squirrel of Hell.
He throws it.
Okay.
It's squirrel time, baby.
Oh, shit.
Alright.
Oh, you got one damage now.
That's okay.
We'll make you explode instead.
I
Explosion
I'm like, I'm like, God, man, uh, uh-oh.
Yeah, beat his ass.
That should be going to the freaking moon moon.
Nah, it's just the normal moon.
You understand?
That would be false advertisement he's on fire
Mystic things
Hmm, knockback 2 on that, wait a second.
Doing some quick maths?
What is that?
I've been addressing you to that one HP.
Oh, it smells like something.
You checked Travago before going to the moon?
You've checked Travago?
Travago?
I got scenes.
So!
Hotel?
Travago?
Francine hears the voice of her father calling to her.
Francine turns to see a terrifying face. She cannot describe it as horrifying.
Oh, no.
He's scaled?
How come they get to move twice?
It's simply...
I wonder when our squirrel will go.
Let's find out.
Oops.
We did that wrong.
That's okay.
Hmm.
Burns the grass down? Fuck you.
whatever I can give a weapon to my
okay I need you to go behind oh nevermind we're good damn
Oh yeah, the right click alive.
Oh, the Ranger Crease.
dodge
why'd that flea kill him?
they just do that?
maybe he died on the fire and i'm an idiot?
Mayhaps, mayhaps.
Olds control.
Where's the last motherfucker? Right here on fire.
Hello, it's me your only spectator over the years I've created the illusion that many people are watching you
But it was all me now. I'll write this message from all of my accounts
What
This will make no or shield action
What
dude I'm so glad that you're here the one guy one guy watcher thank you for
watching dude I appreciate that
TYTY
Hmm...
I should probably take care of these graves now.
Oh he goes next!
That's cool, man.
No fucking way, man.
Well, well, well, not good, not good.
we do with that fast? Well, we can.
I
Move again, there's no way to surround
Man, I wish the scroll went slightly later.
Oh no.
Oh, no.
Hmm.
Bitch.
Let's see you escape this trap.
My squirrel!
He did it. No he didn't. Watch this. Okay, he did it. Unless I get Pogo Stick. Which
I didn't. But we still can. Unless I get Pogo Stick.
Oh
Hmm
Nice, okay, man
I
Damn it my squirrel so worth those right now, okay, not quite as play on there
traps you hmm I don't think we should have our wizard be the one that becomes
The guy actually I think my tank fucks him up
It is a blow con
Traps you preemptively. Oh, yeah
Plays in a diet doom
How are we gonna do this well, that's not what I wanted to do, but
That's it.
We're gonna hit him one time, one time.
Okay we only need one hit.
Oh my god.
We finish them off. Wait.
Wait we can move there.
side of the dot were good.
And now for my final move.
G to sacrifice.
Oh, just as more than.
Totally image nice, but oh fuck
armor specials okay we gotta give you guys some some chicken
So the throbbing domain.
Number of specials of passive or an ability?
I unlocked an ability that can be unlocked later.
This guy destroys items.
Do not forget.
I hope his attack does not go over walls guys.
What do you think?
Oh, these guys dead
What's the best way to do this
back up bitch I got a fucking stick
you don't have any women go forth myself and act your destiny
Squirrel 2.
Oh, we got Soybelt.
Explosion.
You didn't just didn't fucking expect that did you pussy
Hmm teleports behind you nothing personnel kid these guys kind of tearing it up
You have no mana cab.
Whenever you equip a new item during battle, it gets plus 1 use.
Bring it to this.
Hopefully we stop getting the fucking shitty...
Francine tries to flee, but the Sanion Storm engulfs the area in a never-ending
torrent of wind.
Here we go, Sanion Storm.
It actually helps us more than it hurts us.
Bro, what the hell?
He goes next.
I think he'll go after us.
Wait, I can't even move over there.
He's gonna go after this guy.
Uh oh.
Everybody can't reach.
Dub?
Okay, we got a regular bomb.
Explosion!
We got big stick.
We're gonna stop here.
All right, who's fucked up right now?
Squirrel!
Go forth!
Yeah, I can't go over there.
How's that?
How'd it bolt?
We don't want to move up too far because this mother, uh, this motherfucker, give
Give them the big stick.
Am I dumb?
Yeah.
And a depth perception issue.
Squirrel 3.
Gigascwarrel.
So.
to...
Oh, he split.
Probably should read what he does.
Next time.
That's okay.
Can we stick him through the wall? No.
Full move toward the source of the damage and attack if you can't.
Mama Mia, one?
Is this guy trying to sabotage the run?
The bibble.
I found it
We give it to our witch
I mean wizard
Shield beans interesting something for shelling beans, sorry that's shield beans
Ha ha ha
Uh, he just going to, he going to attack, so...
Why, how come he wasn't...
Weird?
Where was the magic uh resistance reduction by to a random tile with an
entire area if you land on the unit exploding in five damage in area including
yourself
nope
stop hitting my bird you son of a bitch
That was not the right place to put him
Fuck I know we're good
The self-destruct damage is being attributed to...
You're not free.
Loser!
I wonder if this would block the damage if I'm looking at it, what happens.
We can make a make contact with them and take damage right here, watch this.
Chance to inflict blind too.
Nice.
nice
hmm I think if we spawn our squirrel it's gonna happen before
I miss cuz I'm blind
Dodges holy moly
Oh
Not close enough Billy
I
Dumb
The dodge
Probably should done this first. That's a good one.
Explodes?
Hmm.
Oh.
It's that one.
If so many actions man
It does not spawn on the squirrel interesting
I don't want to do that.
I
Was gonna let a bleed on
Oh yeah, he moves after him.
I
Move
oops they can still reach on my leg
don't kill them
or they could not reach his ass man
don't kill them don't kill them oh the sandstorm killed them because they're
weak no
when though what he needed he take the eyes from granny
I'm infunded I can't get it from my dad
he had no content well quit all the moving around cease
you made the you made the wrong choice there Billy
viable. Powerful team you're dumping on this rug? Yeah, it's kind of crazy how good this
one was. Anyway, I'm gonna blow up this guy, okay?
Check it out.
Wombo combo.
Boom!
Oh, you died to the fire.
I just said it seems so strong.
I finished this fight round two.
Oh, you think you're better than me? Got it.
You think you're fucking stronger than I am, dude?
Maja's hat has been unlocked.
Sweet delicious, now a playable in the ring.
Robin King now in the ring.
I kind of... hold on.
All right, sorry, but you have a four-luck base, which means that you're going to sacrifice yourself for this loot.
The first time I did that, literally so many people were like, dude, I thought that just
killed you because apparently it was such a common thing.
So luck affects everything, like every event including that one, and the character I just
did that with had four luck.
More like zero out of 100 chance to succeed.
Yeah, I'm thinking 100.
I got another... nope, same spin, same spin... wait, what?
Oh, it just moved some stuff over.
Okay, paper items, hate them.
Did I print your sword right now?
Look at that.
We kind of have to choose one of these to get rid of them. Oh, it's Francine
She just have seven strength though
Goodbye Francine
I can't or may continue to grow with your help. I've been able to move up from petty theft to straight up kidnapping
Yep, I've trained those cats you gave me to steal the elderly. I
Got like six old people inside that dumpster back there
Not sure what I'll do with them yet, but I'm thinking about setting up kissing booze or something
I don't know either way. They are there if I need them. Oh, no my game. I'm gonna need better cats
Well, yeah, except cats who have been inside that bunker to the west or the crater left by that meteor
Get on it.
Oh, we completed the quest too.
Haha, you actually did it.
That was a joke! I didn't really expect you to do it.
Whatever, good work I guess. Here's 200 coins for your time.
Since you are so into posteriors, you can have this robo-ass I designed.
I'm not using it anymore. It's all yours.
Hmm, two rows.
Why poison went on enemies at the start of the bad
We like chicken
I took this item off that's why it wasn't happening. I'm done
Then I complete two quests now, just one.
Ages that.
Nice.
I mean, what else?
I think these items are pretty clutch early on.
I don't know, what do you guys think? Do you want to miss anything? Question mark?
Do you like the hair corona?
Do you like the hair corona, big M?
I like the look of my hair corona.
Maybe just ask if it might be the worst class in GL?
I feel like you need like a good setup going into it, you know what I mean?
skirt and modgie
am I in the beta patch?
no, what changes?
Bunch of good shit.
Ooh, Battle Pass!
I was
There
Let's be extra something gay cats can get pregnant now actual patches
points. Point food item zoomers no longer prevent you from opening the backpack while
they're animating. Added limit frame rate. Call tiles logo assembly transparent when
in tactical view. Fixed item sort order upon returning from an adventure. Steam deck. Bug
fixes. Yeah, we'll restart for that in a moment. In a momento, we got a lot of money. I'd
Oh, there's a cheat.
Oh, we got a bunch of other furniture, too, from the thing.
Cute bed, cute dresser, cute side table.
Is there a set bonus for furniture, too?
I see why this is so cheap, it's so big.
Ba ba.
Put it in.
I want to do no this this one sucks. I hate you
I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so we got
I don't know.
That's good.
No son.
Stuck out just on top of each other
We're trying to space max right now, dude
Bases in a shitty spot
hmm
Oh
Problemo Solvido
Space Maxing
Oh yeah, oh yeah, buddy
just for now looks ugly bro I do not care what this looks like hello what's the
one thing giving us stimulation in here
this
Oh well, here we get this uh, chandelier over.
Hmm.
So can you like hang stuff from this?
Is that what this corner one is?
We don't have to space max too hard over here.
Um...
Wait.
Silly goose?
Oh yeah.
It seems like the attic is the fuck room. No, this is the fuck room.
This is the retirement room. This is the...
the vibe the room of violence
making a moral character interesting
I feel like him wanting to kill himself is always a good one, but he can't do it.
six for seven for a million years. Internal thoughts and awesome ethics.
Death only from physical harm. That's a good one. Like you can die.
Like getting shot. That is a good one actually.
Only the physical harm. So these two are related. We have to find a good cat to throw in here.
preferably a male of which we have this one, but they are once again related so.
You don't need the appeal items in your main room?
True.
see the thing is a lot of them aren't just appeal items like this one is
like that stimulation and appeal comfort and appeal comfort
Comfort's nearer this, yeah.
Space Max-ing?
Uh, there's desk, geez.
Oh, I shit on that.
Oh my God.
Come here.
Get the big ones first.
I
Why is there hooks in the middle that I guess maybe we just haven't seen what that is yet
Me don't know.
Where can I put you buddy?
Your attic is your breeding room?
This is the newest one, so.
The newest room.
Rotate some of those right click and furniture to get attached to the walls.
of
the
Fuck it's fucked. It's fucked up
Like all these tiny little one items that don't actually stack
You play this in the ox on the car I've actually I've listened to flush in the car
I need one more space you're wearing a comfort stimulation
Seven seven seven four four we don't take fours guys. We don't take fours
Fuck you
In breadcat
Get up there.
What are you smiling about, bitch?
To the sewer with you.
Meemer.
Carlos Casper. Chadwick moderately in bread. Chicken,
Cooper, cornbread, crickets, crunchy, curly, Curtis, Dallas,
Derby, Dasher, Derek, Dewey, disco, dog boy. I'm just
standing up here for fun. I'll see what let's see what you
can get up to up there.
Aren't they poofing?
Another Embraer cat.
We got some fours. I don't think we're... it's gonna be really hard to get one without fours.
Giga Embraer.
Good bye!
Magi is a wall.
That's okay. I like that.
you're not in bread congratulations we're also kind of mediocre
yeah we will send you to think actually no actually I am oh well aren't you gonna
say something nice about my new shirt my god I'm so sick of rude people why can't
People just get past their insecurities and compliment me.
Get over yourself.
Whatever.
How can I stay mad at the baby daddy of all my kitties?
So have you ever wanted to know
if someone is a huge moody biatch just by looking at them?
God knows I have.
Well, now you can.
Just check your cat's info tab
and you can see all, if it's an aggro nutball or not.
You can leave now.
Mimmy, mimmy, mimmy, mimmy, mimmy, mimmy.
Average aggression. Low aggression. Average aggression. Average. Average. Ooh, you're a mean kitty.
Wait, we want you up here, though, for violence.
Hee hee hee. Grins, you believe?
to projectile that bounces everything and jace to it back three times I've
never seen that this guy's gonna get into a lot of shit is the addict just a
Fight Club? Yes.
Suzy and Hallowe. Where's Hallowe?
Wait, Evolve? Evolve? It mutated as soon as it was born.
Yeah, you're trash.
Information to help understand cats' relationships.
Big punch.
Goodbye. We got another cat. Does it minus health make them mutate as well?
Oh, your question mark. Let's get you back down.
diseases
where's the other kid
already owning
wait who fought up there
who's fibby
Eight strength.
Moderately inbred.
They're spitting out the inbreds, that's for sure.
Who are you related to?
We're gonna like...
Have an idea.
Let's get you guys up there too.
Everyone related to Mod you get up there, which is everyone
We're gonna get a good cat for you
Maybe you see the thing is
I don't know, maybe we just get rid of him.
Honestly.
Knockback immunity.
I think what we actually need to do is ditch you.
You are not related to Susie, how?
You relate a modgie to your cousins.
Is that how that shit works?
Hmm, let's see what happens.
Roll dad.
Alright man, you've caused a lot of problems, my friend.
I will admit
Why does he have an onion head
This guy's head
This question mark mean they can have sex with anyone is that how that works
Okay, that was your adventuring the new month
Prince Poppy cock
Primus not inbred congratulations
Let him hear me
Because I'm used to the kid pointing to me when we go live, but you decided to fire
Because you're going each other's claiming at me when it's time to go live
So now no one's pointing to me when it's time to go live great management decision. Let's put you up there
Well, how many times did you say that my cues are becoming bi at the
I
They're killing all my retired cats
This cat's name is cheese
sort of composed version of yourself one that may be sees the light at the end of
the tunnel related to Maji I don't think Persephone is
Maji. Question mark mail. Just take it down a notch. He has many sixes many
sixes.
We'll leave you in there so it happens he's sure my dude he makes new tomb
He's very aggressive
Not money
Stimulation in appeal.
Now, like, we are to fit something in there.
Gamepad!
I
Fuck what
This didn't actually make any room for us.
This guy an idiot?
Below the- oh my god below the desk.
That's why I did that.
That's me so fucking smart, dude.
Oh.
Hmm, could be better.
Where would we get that?
Slightly inbred.
Not bad, though. Who are you related to?
This cursed bloodline. The Queen of Farts.
Wesley? Who are you related to?
the same cursed bloodline.
Shut up!
plus 4 appeal minus 2 comfort
we're gonna crank our appeal up a little bit
meow
oh we can make it even less comfortable in here too
that's the murder land
it beckons death
Are you standing on it Lord flash heart very aggressive very masculine look at that
Chin
No reds
Are you in front now?
should we put like the health stuff up here so that he'll after they fight each
other
There is the, uh,
Hmm.
Hey, if I had another plus one health item, we could move the idol of health up here.
Please.
This next one's called The Ballad.
Morning Boon County spinning next we have my scream.
Take a lick off of this cone.
Oh, did any new cats happen?
No.
Oh, I forgot to get rid of that one cat. He died.
Old.
To the sewer with you, eh?
Hmm, let's make you fight. I'll change my mind.
Okay, we're getting some sevens now.
Six.
Seven.
Sorry, each man will bleed one.
He's just constantly bleeding.
So fucking sad
Rest in peace Primus, but that was a good cat
Whoops
Goodbye
Old the doctor beanie's with you
Okay, here the stat, the sixies, what do we do?
He's so angry.
He's with his relatives right now.
someone help please looking for a good cat to be with Ivo those see what
happens
RIP.
Kind of beefy, huh?
Goodbye.
Don't any open tile explode when you land.
I like that they're pink, but these aren't changing
Wait, this is actually good, cuz I don't think they're inbred, yeah.
Wobbly cat syndrome.
Oh, that's so sad.
I've seen a wobbly cat before.
so fucking sad so I'm pretty sure it's not called wobbly cat syndrome
it is really I thought I had like a more scientific thing this is my bed
Bobby, Bobby. The enemy down's you and it wasn't a boss that joins your party permanently.
Where's the new one?
Very aggressive.
of
the
of
the
I
Might have to do a little embryo guys
Maybe maybe once or twice once or twice
I don't know what kind of cats that would produce
Let's see
Cool cat goodbye
Oh, it did change maybe it's every week
We're re-puttin' this bitch.
We're gonna wait one more day.
Well, these cats come from what the hell
Scrumpy dude give one hell for each other
That's scrumby dog
We can no longer not adventure to the box with you
Did cheese and cheese it to the box with you
But we got the Arnold cat again
Eat look
We got Emine, Cheese, Cheez-It, and Wesley.
Two Druids.
There you go, Act 2.
We do have that other quest, but I don't know if I want to do it.
Beef and Necromancer have not been to the throbbing domain yet.
You will force you to go back to act one later?
Yeah.
No, I know.
Well, I don't know that, but...
That's some good completion.
I don't know why you're shooting that helper, dude.
Okay, to me, that statement merely says that the developer anticipated that people would
not be thorough.
They felt the desire to send them back just in case they did not do what they could.
You know what I mean?
That make sense, fella?
No?
Yeah?
Maybe?
What is the icon for defeating the bunker?
Oh, there is none.
Those are the N levels.
We haven't done a single act to N level yet.
Whoops.
Okay, we definitely need a thief so that we can maybe get armor pierced.
Um, Druid can't heal in the desert without some help, and I don't think we have that
help
I've got a double heal on him if need be who next what do you fellas think
Under Ranger, he does have six.
I think if we're in top tier game, yeah, we can do it after this, it's fine.
drew it.
Nah.
Yo, just thinks for something an Adovic, and Zac thinks for something?
Look at his gertty ass mo fucking...
Ooh.
Oh.
I can attack tiles jason to allies can is pretty good you heal something in plus two
speed
no armor appears that is very sad but what can you what can you do what can you do
What can you do we'll bring some chicken I don't think I have any more chicken
Who's got the lowest constitution?
If I give it to you, actually.
Let's give our Elcleric mans the Bible.
Send her block of heck.
I like this one.
Do I remember when we had that combo where we were giving that to all of our teammates
every turn?
And then we lost.
I'm a fucking idiot man.
Okay man.
Okay man, okay.
My entire witches says war.
Maybe we take the razor on the cleric.
We don't have any way to heal ourselves right now.
But we can do one of these.
We can like walk on that.
Use the razor.
the razor damage? See, my question is, are these damaged up for the entire battle? Yeah.
These are on the tank that heal every fight.
That's also a good idea.
Hmm.
That's a lot of work for plus 2 damage on Razor.
Yeah, we'll keep it, we'll keep it until we have like a crazy interaction, I think.
Hmm.
Put that bitch on. Yay!
Don't have any armor.
Anyone getting armor?
You?
We got any glasses items?
This?
What?
Oh, it moved over there.
Hmm, I don't know if...
I don't really know if we need anything.
I don't need... I don't need any of the...
of the fork is good we might take fork over constitution actually no fork on
here yes delicious spring the pickaxe
put it on this boy right here oh we have the other thorns item let's put
that bitch on. No. No one that sleeps, no familiars. Always one of all enemies that
start the battle. Bucket. So weird that this is the. This is the Ranger class item thingy.
I don't think we need anything else.
We can just get a lot of summons.
Alright, well let's take this on the off chance that it finally happens for the first
time.
I don't want to use this.
Are you going to be getting kills?
Probably not.
You don't have shields.
Yeah.
I wonder what happens if I have thorns and then I use the razor on myself.
Does it do even more damage?
God desert.
Air guitar hero, that's just a little...
I mean, the air offsets up is pretty good.
Yeah, but I was using that with my druid.
Do you know what I am saying?
Oh, it's so fleaking hot out here.
Oh, yeah, I'm...
Moves again.
Oh yeah we have two turns
I for gore
Uh, whatever
No Billy
I fucking hate these guys.
Really nowhere to go, except right here.
We got two bad boys right here.
How come we're not poisoned anymore?
What the fuck?
How did he heal?
Oops.
Get the damage like that, mate!
Get the damage like that, man!
We're gonna set the combat speed to how fast he comes.
What?
Oh, here we go.
Ignore shields.
Variable.
feels pangs of hunger he licks his wounds but they won't heal
she finds an old television said although has seen better days the
the engine device might still be functioning.
Turn it on.
A spooky ghost jumps out at cheese from within the screen.
Like I give a flip, dude.
What do you even do?
Ranged attack horny cat.
Oh.
It's got horns.
Let's see here.
Double kill.
My snake!
Oh, you're about to get shot, buddy.
Kappa.
Kills you.
I kind of poises the trash bags and shit, too.
Oh, why?
I'm kind of owning, dude.
Why?
Is it because the average quality of my cats does not include ones that have two constitution?
Mayhaps?
Maybe.
They move again? Kind of tight.
Do not care.
Moon is aggressively more bald than I would when I last could have been.
I feel like I have my head fucking hurt.
What the?
Levitate all rocks.
We're not really producing rocks right now.
You know you combine the actions, right?
Uh, yeah, I'm more comfortable playing with one hand, though.
And besides, I'm sure it's about as fast as your corpulent little fingers can go when
you're using two hands.
Nice.
Not nice.
I hate this guy.
You're a fucking piece of shit.
Hmm.
You're wounded.
We cannot send you out yet.
He moves even though it's not his turn.
But why?
I hope that was stupid as hell.
We literally cannot take over anything.
Don't you freaking dare read the Bible I do not care
immobilizes you lifesteals
I'm robbing this dude.
I want them coins brother.
Brother man.
Don't.
Claps for myself.
Hmm.
Remove all debuffs from units in an area pretty good.
Ring spell that heals allies and damages enemies.
We have the Bible so we don't need that.
The Bible.
Cast a random spell.
I don't want your fucking overpriced water, bitch.
What's what's the plan?
That's the plan!
Uh, good luck!
Kill the chicken! Kill the- actually don't kill the chicken!
Alad. Do not do the...
right there hitting each other don't do that you guys are best friends
oh my god he's so fast
Hey, you did not take that one through, uh...
Are you even from the front?
Yes.
We are not going up there, fellas.
Hmm. You only have...
I want that chicken. If I go up there you're dead though. Probably
Kappa
Get a lot of bleed on you chief
You
one million hit combo just get some money bro
I think I've ever had a clerk that's the fastest person in my part
Chicken.
The fastest healer in the west.
Yippee!
Ignore shield.
Oh
Next time an enemy it's moving. Oh, yeah, we'll get that. Oh wait. No, we don't want that
Hmm that's just crazy good. Isn't it only one shot?
Um
Well, that's what you're about.
My mind was associating that with like tower defense, and tower defense only does one damage, but I realize now that it's just literally his basic attack.
Orc.
What mine?
Cash to money? I think 55 cents. Appreciate that very much.
I'm gonna talk to the ghosts.
You good, bro?
The Apparition presents a mean with a small box, which a mean opens easily.
One thing about this game is that those little events have different outcomes based upon which
option you choose.
It's not like a win or lose type scenario, pick the highest set you get the best outcome.
you can get like like certain like first able like watch the TV or smash TV
obviously smash TV you're gonna get like glass or some shit right but like if I
watched it like who knows what
What up?
Fucking robs you?
You saw a ghost idiot.
You're starting to piss me off.
I can't fucking heal myself with that.
No!
dude stop hitting him stop it he's dead oh that's so annoying
there's the fuck oh god
Hmm
He's injured now
Forced.
Hmm.
Nope.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Damn, Sentry mode's happening on spotter, right?
Interesting.
Sentry mode's happening on spotter, right? Interesting.
Actions that they once provide over, so it's gonna be cast twice instead.
Plus one of two random sets will start each turn.
Open the door, dude.
Ah, it actually worked.
Take your way down the stairs.
Oh, this is the mummy one.
Enter Tomb.
Try again.
Oh.
He's got nine luck.
Is it finally happening?
I retrieved the bounty and returned to the surface
Holy guacamole the region on him
I mean, it's nine log.
Armors get to you.
Me?
Al.
You have 1 HP.
Meow.
I'm down these lonesome roads.
You're my hero.
my friend.
All right.
Meow.
It's my fault.
He pooped!
Oh.
Oh!
Hmm.
Alright.
Hmm.
Alright.
You slow?
No.
You're being poop blocked.
You slow no you're being poop blocked
Wonder if we can just oh my god we can
Hold up
I bet I could I bet I could have pickaxe the uh the dice and killed it because it destroys
is all inanimate objects. I shouldn't have shot him just so I could see. You can? That's
fucking cool one I think one one is good because we can make a coin from a
So
That's pretty awesome
Let's go the moon yippee
He's something's a new one though. Oh, that's lame
I forgot it was a boss right away.
That's an extra charm for each Sprout.
Probably gonna do it no better.
Also we should have attacked again.
So slow, buddy.
Because this is adjacent units on its turn.
What we did that incorrectly?
And that is what happens when we do it incorrectly.
I wonder what the best way to do this is.
I'm kind of beating some ass right now.
I'll be right back.
oh what it's immune to bramble shot why
okay I don't not understand why it's a plant oh my god dude so bramble shot has
certain a certain type of damage that is what you're telling me to which shot. Okay well that's
all right we can easily resolve this on the rangers next turn when we can see the icon on the top
lift that determines whether or not it is a certain kind of attack. I cannot wait to read that.
I cannot look at it.
Here we go!
It is plant-based!
Well played, Twitch Chat.
What appear you've outsmarted?
Well played, well played.
Bouncer.
Can't read.
I mean it's a symbol.
Do you read symbols?
Or do you observe them?
Think about it.
Think about it, bro.
Do you comprehend them?
Wait, is it from Super Mario 2?
Do you take damage?
becomes an invincible familiar. It actually is the Super Mario 2 Mask. Yeah, this game
was made for me. Now that's a heckin' gamer reference right there, fellas. Yes, sir!
To range
Yep, can attach this up to equipment slots on cats that will break existing equipment
if it does. What the f- Hey! Get the f**k out of here, man.
Uh oh.
Oh, there's another one right there.
Please don't break my shield.
What is happening?
Yeah.
Okay.
Amoeba down.
Stop doing nine fucking damage there.
We massively mishandled this from turn 1.
Oh, we didn't do that.
Amoeba.
holy fuck what is happening I'm pretty sure he maybe tried to possess him but we had
the uh what's it called
I'm rich I can't get the Amoeba it goes next
Oh my god, they're fucking tall grass saved my ass.
We should have killed that shit turn 2.
Shoot that guy.
Hey this isn't Forreston's chat brother.
Brother man.
Sits you down.
Hey listen.
I know you're having a little bit of an outburst right now, but I just want to let you know that we're here for you.
That's right.
We're here for you, big guy, and I just want to say...
We hear you. We hear your voice.
It's about to hatch.
What?
Wait, what?
Oh, I'll hatch in the next fight, maybe?
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
You'd never mistake this for a fortune's chat, he is not bold.
Oh, okay.
Well, I'm gonna go pee and get some coffee.
Right back.
Okay!
you
Hey, hey girl.
You lost?
Uh, uh, Twitch TV, shameless whore!
Christ.
Don't even bother coming up, Skazam.
I just get punched so I got punched into another dimension dude holy shit
oh my god are you a brony so yes this video was made 2013 twitch chat that's
about the right timeline for bronies maybe like a year or two late so this
is like a new thing ish dude
Oh my god, you know that's up there with MMOers, right?
No, it isn't.
What you mean?
Bruh.
What you mean, bruh?
Tease, gentlemen.
Stay vigilant.
Don't be like you people who do that shit right there are the same as like like role-play viewers that hop streams
Like you are
Let's think about watch partying the new Borat movie
So I feel like that'd be pretty edgy
And I want to potentially get my channel banned for free publicity so that someone will go
and rent and be like Moon Moon Band even though they allow people to watch any movie on watch
parties.
And then they'll be like fuck you Twitch, fuck you, you guys are hypocrites, nice
consistent moderated 20 kilo boats, I can be like I'm sorry, they'll be like yo fuck
you Twitch.
You are dumb.
Dude, it barely, it barely made me noise!
Our friend is gone now, I'm going to miss him, now he's six feet underground!
him do that's do it give her the Fred Fred Durst now do it now
my friends down and he's shaking me on the ground look at that shit take a piss in Pound
Town
oh that was my that was my job at the funeral
he did good that was he told is that a red guy
no he's covered him
What the fuck just killed- I'm doing it too now!
They're like T-Rexes that can detect movement.
He's gonna die.
Nice.
nice you wouldn't be called by this chance no oh my god I am not paying all
of these guys money okay
He looks bald.
Alright, this is where we might die.
This is where we might die.
Okay.
HAH!
Little fellas?
Loser!
The Hits difference in hair island density?
It's just the camera angle, guys.
Not a sense of Brooke TV and King Burger King and Flailing Claymore and Sips and Amorous,
and they see the price, they're just...
Am I excited for Capcom's Monster Hunter Story's 3 twisted reflections coming March 13th?
Oh yeah.
I'm very excited for that.
Hey, Wesley.
Hmm.
Damn.
Give me them coins, bitch.
Hmm.
Trample me, I dare you.
Is this Un'Goro Crater from the hate game world of Warcraft?
Um, yeah.
It's Moffitas.
Oh, healed by water, huh?
sense
great
Now use bramble shot shut the hell up
idiot
framp framp framp framp
ummm
robbs you?
Really not think that one threw up is 50 HP, but how?
Get them fetus.
Let him know.
I'll heal you son.
Worry not.
40 fetus
Oh, yeah, mmm, that scared me but it's supposed to do that
And then in here
I
Well
The things Opie
Damn
God damn it.
If we get two charisma and we'll start with seven, center mode costs six, which means
we'll have one mana left over, and on the next turn, our five mana will give us six
man again so we get sentry twice. Math baby. Simple math. Why don't they say
Gatina 3 cleanses leeches. Fuck this gig.
And you got owned.
Erm, I'm thinking Pwned.
Hmm.
Hmm... hard choice.
Amidst the vines and rocks, a strange floating rock creature blocks the path forward.
The party must use the weather option to proceed.
Oh, right.
I'm gonna need a shower again.
What the hell's that?
Will instantly kill anything it can reach.
Hmm.
Not based.
You got owned.
I can't move yet.
We don't want to get possessed, so we're not going to move.
Pick up the coin you dumb fetus!
What's our plan of attack against the insta kill monster?
missing HP, so I can buff my speed.
Speed!
Oh, he faster now.
For what?
You wasted my money, you son of a bitch!
I think the snake hits that thing.
Well, we have to hit first because...
Mmmmmm...
Enemy bounty hunter detected.
Thank god. Fucking Sentry Mode dude. I have to shoot. Oh, moved away. Do you see that?
He's a fucking genius.
Yeah, move.
Hmm.
Did we just get unlucky when he was spawning those sprouts on us?
3 in a turn, eh?
We gotta go back up to 5.
poop. Yippee! I'm faded off the ashwagandha right now. What's that? What's ashwagandha?
Deckweed.
Spawn's Bramble Tiles and Pulse Enemies are used into them.
Reface.
Okay.
I'm an ebony ebony
bro like this fetus even freaking cares dude yep
big freaking mistake
Oops
Bible friend or foe kill
You killed my snake you bastard
Hmm.
Where the fuck are the coins? Hello? Hello?
Dude, I'm meteor killed by fetus!
No, he didn't even get a chance to grow up.
He's always gonna be a fetus.
that
We don't have to get rid of that, but we're not using it anyway.
We could be using it though.
Hmm.
I've also been using this.
the poop.
Hungry for poop.
Cheez-It finds an odd-looking lamp.
For some reason Cheez-It feels like Southern Earth's
shrubba with his paw.
It's a genie.
I am genie of the lamp, gradually.
Which I would be then.
Well, the wealth gives us items, we know that.
Hmm. Let's do power this time.
Well...
It's not even base. It doesn't even increase his base strength.
Uh-oh. Strength on the Ranger, not the best.
Not the best.
I
They go before he does.
Pretty sure.
Oh my god, it's in the fucking grass.
Aye, aye, aye!
Okay.
Or maybe we turn Sentry Mode off here, huh?
What? They only use one stack of debuffs!
I'm on fire!
I can't help but notice the uh, the mask did not change his attack when he was dead.
You're dying, buddy.
Oh, God.
Thank you, Jesus.
What did you just do?
Oh man, wait he'll move.
I need to be in front of this guy.
I
Be stupid
Okay
Oh no, wait, that's fine.
We have to be able to hit him twice at the egg.
What is he consuming?
Rocks?
Nothing. Okay.
I'm blind and my game speed is just making it so fast so I'm gonna figure it out.
Very well.
It seems whatever is in the white box that can eat your cats.
Wowza!
I don't like any of these.
To the moon. We've never been there.
And plus one thorns when you take damage.
Hmm.
So, still no familiar...
shit.
Although I wonder if all sets up applies to charms, maybe.
Maybe.
Use Libra and Hunter to balance stats?
We could try.
I don't think it's gonna...
I don't think it's gonna matter.
First of all, it's gonna reduce our damage, but not by much.
And our luck.
Watch.
I mean, this is kind of good actually, wouldn't it?
Alright, we'll Libra, we'll Libra.
Moon is flat, by the way, just like Earth.
Oh.
I've never seen these enemies.
If they can melee attack a cat from behind it, we'll inflict Charm.
gaining dash attack
oh they're gonna probe me
be a prober
oh everything's gotta knock back cause we're on the fucking moon, huh?
I wonder if I have more range too?
Seems like it. I don't know.
Check weather effects? Okay, I will... I cannot fucking do it right now, dude.
Is this infinite knockback? No, it's just more.
Yeah, that was not the correct place to put that.
How am I doing?
Any wounds?
We have been ignore armor, but it's not gonna do enough damage for a demand
Well, did that a little too early there, fellas?
I got more range, too.
I knew that.
There was just more noticeable on the, uh, uh, the Ranger.
You're not dead.
I'm on the moon!
End your turn, your next turn, your range, stability is still double damage, no...
Shot of the damage doesn't inflict charm.
That version could be good.
Jump throws and projectile abilities have plus two range.
All physical abilities have plus one knockback.
Other abilities that cause knockback have plus one knockback as well.
Swim across.
I only invigorated from the cold water plus two strength
Nothing's dead to poison was this the tank has a high chance to inflict stun
Turn enemy familiars and low health allies into waggles
I'll just give you a little bit of time to figure out what to do next.
become my snake and turn into a waggle you son of a bitch you go next
Why do you hit the mask?
Definitely.
No one's wounded.
making big moves right now fellows. The mask crashing your guy? Oh.
Oh
Mouse accuracy could be better
The most accuracy could be a little bit better
It seems like there could be a lot of rocks on the moon.
We're getting like boulders and shit, so...
Do-do-do-do.
Obelisk on them.
Plus one Holy Shield, gain two range, two Gluck, when you kill a unit.
up in this way are lost when you take damage.
Well that changed our lever shell, those are good.
Giant stone founds it's in front of cheese, it's pouring water majestically.
This kind of looks like an east side baller.
The abandoned ones.
You don't know what that is.
It's a baller from the east side.
Mali attack inflicts random injuries.
They're not very fast.
They're only taking one turn.
What's the catch?
good
Okay, all righty, but what if you walked backwards, what if you walked over here?
He reaches!
Uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you, buddy.
whoop
found her absolutely fucked that guy
May the attack inflicts burn and screen will inflict fear.
change I don't really want you to be up there
any rocks I of course knew there were no rocks I was merely troll
I'm sorry.
Don't move, you're under arrest.
You actually levitated the mask with that ability?
The mask counts as a rock, but what?
Remember an enemy in his movement?
That's what the mask is.
Guys remember dream dude? Holy fuck man.
Plus two range.
Minus one range isn't that bad.
Infinitely a range spell.
You can revive enemies, I think I'm going to go free second one, I'm going to tell my
grandkids you were dream, may go supernova.
What do I have the feeling knocking something into that will make it go supernova?
They are positioned suspiciously close to that.
Do it?
Oh, Mayan.
Okay.
Fuckin' kill that corpse, dude.
Don't probay me.
What do you do?
Plus, one damage at the end of its turn moves away when in danger.
Um...
Okay?
He's charging his laser.
That's a meme reference by the way.
Alright!
Is this a mistake?
mayhabs, mayhabs, don't care, wait what, oh here's a minimum range, we're down to a
suspicious amount of HP right now, okay what do we do this, alright, we're gonna
stop moving holy fuck
we got a lot of things happening out of turn right now and it is alarming every time that
it does have
Um, cannot heal anyone.
This guy has nine burn.
I'm pretty sure that just absorbed my tank.
Hmm.
Well, he's instantly dead.
What made it go super n- Oh, maybe it was the laser?
He attacked the black hole with bouncer.
Why the fuck did he do that?
I
Should the fuck
Never so
I'll leave another debris mask
Pop that bitch on
All righty, we're on the hard path right now
What shall we do
Okay, I think it's primed right now.
Let's see what happens when we get counter-spelled.
Okay.
The counter is your spell?
Yeah, it wasn't sure if it was like the damage or...
You know what I mean.
Maybe though
Don't care don't care don't care
Wait we might get probed
Oh
I think the tank was probably the weakest part of my team.
Wait, attack it to break the proof.
Good.
Aw, this'll be worth it for me.
Okay, never mind.
I forgot we push him when we heal him on the road.
I'm an idiot.
Yeah
I think maybe we get this one maybe not actually I mean we're picking up a lot of coins I've
been good about that right now so a large crash mechanical object maybe some kind of
large robot or ship?
Bail.
What's this? Item?
Whip Cracker.
When you damage an ally, they gain plus one damage.
Okay, so...
I don't understand the significance of, like,
Dash, name Dash, the man in the moon.
Somewhere beyond the moon, somewhere beyond the moon, somewhere beyond the moon, somewhere
Me here's a random thing that spelled it's giving you
damn no, we're good
how come we didn't grab that?
in front of us I stopped and turn the end and movement directly in front of it
which is why I did that's why I did it but it's back is toward you okay I was
confusing this for the front it is the back
I made him do Jutsu guys.
This 10 brace, you have to get them to punch himself.
punch himself
You cannot get out of time, huh?
That is the worst-case scenario.
Some of us are here
Everybody
I can't believe I'm done
I wanna stay here
Faster than I am
Taking flight
Somewhere beyond the moon
High, so high, so high
If I run away
Nowhere to ground control
Cause I wanna stay
Somewhere higher than the moon
The fucking snake has to go it did save us but we also can't sentry mode here I was like
Sorry.
I don't care about you.
And we have the fucking invulnerable mask that's going to be messing with their orientation
too, maybe?
I
What's that I mean, what's the downside to sitting over here there has to be one
save our mana
Oh, we have blessed, don't we?
What just happened?
I can't go over there!
The mask is tanking. I don't want it to be tanking! I need those masks, the fucking hands to be here, but they're just...
They're hyper focused on him, man.
Yeah, I set the boss.
I have no idea where those coins went.
I
I don't think this is the the back from this angle it's fine it's not bracing away
I'm
Kind of got a problem right now
You about to get it again, boys.
Bitch.
I'm one out just fine
Where my coins go
So
Oops, not quite far enough.
Oh.
You could probably use that.
There you go. There you go.
Oh, it still works.
I thought they did like a special dash attack and I thought I would be interrupted by the
one in front of them.
What
I
Didn't turn that does not work
Damn, diversion came in omega clutch.
Let's see how much we can do this.
worked. The fucking mask! He's just getting in the fucking way, dude.
I
oh it's aww shi-
Somewhere beyond the moon
So high, so high, so high
Oh, if you run away
No word to ground control
There's a way to stay
So that I don't know
Hear, hear!
The day I make my move by
I
Why did he walk over there?
The fucking mask, dude.
Unreal
Well, on my way to Mars, the universe would be somewhere behind me.
Come and go the rocket ship, pop a pill and take a trip.
Sorry, buddy. He's probably dead anyway. Also, we should not have spawned him in front of us.
It's so tragic that he's actually the one that has to go first.
I've been fucked over by automated units so many God
damn times in this game it's actually insane and like automated actions in
general
we
I don't know.
I don't think I'm not sure where this will end this guy.
Right here, but I guess we'll just attack at this time
So unbelievably lucky. You think it was lucky that I lost one of my massive damage dealers
just an instant kill. A fight before that. Sure. Okay. Alright.
Wait. Fuckin' did it.
Did he keep slapping at Baldy and DPS. Yeah, I mean, we can do it right. All cats can
learn cleric soul, hunter soul, deep soul. How's that? I mean, you missed a pretty big
mechanic in that fight. Anyone smell that? You want to smell that? What is that? Oh
Oh my god, the guy's taking a shower of winks, dude.
Um, actually, you missed a big, pretty big mechanic in that fight.
Um...
Hrm.
So, bitch.
Trips you as you're bringing your lunch tray to the table that you said that alone.
Oh, mutates you nice.
luck mutation. Hey, who was it? Maybe you? Yeah, I was you. Yippee! Glory be to the
the Holy One. He looks like a gangster, dude.
I'm actually making a pretty big mechanic in that fight.
Personally, I probably would not have done it again.
Um...
What you failed to realize is that there was a particular mechanic in that fight.
You did not do it properly.
I like me bro.
It would appear the streamer failed to realize a very easy to realize my keep it.
I like the boxing gloves.
You still got it?
I can keep going.
You know, I might keep going.
I'm actually.
You know, I might keep going actually, I'm gonna keep going.
Err, actually.
Once you failed to realize, streamer,
you said there was a particular mechanic you never had to,
you failed to engage with.
That's calm.
What can we even get rid of?
I want the fucking plus two range
Surprise that didn't break
When would I ever use this oh
What is this vaporize I assume it means you died forever no corp style
No corp so style I want the chicken
We got a lot of good items right now, fellas.
Except for maybe this, but...
As you can do bot with this item, or necromancer can do golem with items.
You know, I guess a mini-me would also use it, right?
Seems good.
But...
I'm not a fan of the automated units, by any means.
They tend to do shit.
That makes things very inconvenient all the time.
I remember what room you were in, buddy.
Retire mode.
Why are you so sad?
Swib.
This guy's three charisma base.
Oh man.
Goodbye.
Hmm.
Or did it all go so wrong for that guy?
What do we have for furniture?
I didn't get any furniture? What the hell?
Plus one health, plus one health, plus one health. Okay.
Maybe whale aquarium?
Okay. You like that?
Where you going, Cheez-It?
Who's your mom? Your mom's in here somewhere.
Are they?
No, they're dead.
I mean, I mean, I mean, maybe they're cousins?
Oh, we unlocked a class.
And there's more!
The psychic is here for all your mind-bending needs.
They read minds as well as my kids can read the back of my hand.
I'm kidding!
They aren't my kids!
Hell, I don't even know them!
But seriously, the psychic is cool.
Go check them out.
He has a kid beatin' joke.
Owned.
Wait, they both got owned.
Please don't be the big blue cat.
Earth looking awfully flat right now.
Oh no, it is.
Oh god!
Zaratana is on the way.
I do not like that.
That dumb rock turtle from Space just knocked over more treasure.
Donna has been screaming all day.
She's even more stuck now.
I'm working on it, Donna.
Gosh, does the heroes work ever end?
Listen, I'd punch that thing if I had time, but I gotta stay in the shop.
Can you please get that thing in a sleeper hole for me?
Really twist his arm when you do.
Who does she think she is punching walls?
My daddy?
Well, she's not my daddy because my daddy is gone.
And he's not a girl.
Stupid rock thing.
You guys ever know someone growing up who would like freak out and punch walls and shit?
Even as an adult I struggle to find something more cringy about.
Hey, good job buddy.
You vibe like a wall puncher?
Did this grown ass 38 year old man in chat just say I vibe like something?
Alright man.
You're giving like totally wall puncher right now.
What are you in a fucking sorority brother are you a are you a sophomore in
college I know you're not
guys do cats are you dead rest in piss this was the drone strike
Throwin' Shrek Cat.
Dead.
Okay, let's see the new ones.
Eat Luck.
Balonis, Balonis Sock.
There's not a flattering picture right now.
They didn't produce any cats.
Polonysock is inbred.
This cat's nice.
All right, now we put them over here.
You're not related to Ivo, right?
Nice.
Eight charisma.
Mmm.
Baloney sock also not related to Ivo I'm gonna give you a goodbye doof
Hey look he looks like a dude.
Any other age ones? This one.
I need some mutations in that bit.
On G.
This cat's been fighting forever, dude.
Good sense.
Kind of.
Oh wait oh that doesn't look good looks like he's got the box dude
How come you guys aren't having sex?
Nope.
Nerd.
The murder room, dude.
Minus nine comfort.
Why is there stimulation up there?
Oh, I know what.
See, they're weeding themselves out, guys.
To the sewer with you.
Double kill.
Triple kill.
and the man the man the man the man for con is a no-go buddy
hi yeah why aren't they having sex
unlucky weird weird good
Three related to.
No mutations, oh you're new.
And not inbred, surprise.
Game one to two randoms doesn't serve each turn.
Get in there.
Emer.
It's my cat's butt frozen.
The first time Shatter and Chases his name is Diago Jira.
He says hi.
What up, bitch?
What else we got?
Why was, uh, moderately inbred?
That's okay.
I think.
You're born up here in the pits, dude.
Who's your parent?
But this works.
Minus one luck.
That's okay though.
That's good.
We'll see.
She's having kids and killing cats dude.
Walter.
Nope.
Little Donathan.
He's got dwarfism.
You gotta go buddy.
Remember you remember Lil Toastana?
Lil Toastana had primordial dwarfism which is advanced.
dwarfism. Gonna buy some food. Crazy ranger stat line.
health health
good this episode very big
school
We go wait one more day.
Of course.
Hmm, maybe we'll get rid of this, actually, and the other guy, the one that caused that.
Our home is overflowing with love!
Thank you so much!
I don't know, I can't tell you how happy we are to have such a giant fur family.
I just wish our neighbors would mind their damn business.
I swear they have it out for me.
We haven't had the county visit twice this month.
Can't help it if our children wander into their house and crap all over their kitchen
table.
I'm lying, it was me.
I shit on their table.
Tee-hee.
That's what they get for calling the county the first time.
There's more where that came from, Bill.
I'm needing tons of pinkie winkies.
And anyway, speaking of people I wish I would,
die of a heart attack on top of their wife killing them both.
You can now tell who your cats hate.
You can also tell who they are in love with.
For me, that would be my wife, not you, Bill, my wife.
God.
Anyway, I gotta use the little girl's room.
Toodles.
Wife guy.
I wish I could fight this lady, but I literally cannot buy enough food to do it as much.
Actually we could, we could give her some cats.
Summon a Toad.
As reduced too.
Loves Maji hates Suzy.
Well she killed Suzy, so this is not as much of a difference.
She achieved her life's goal.
Hates Cheez-It?
Loves Raider.
I like Cheez-It's dad too.
Uh, goodbye Ibrocat.
I've done it again, a new invention appears!
This one will seriously change the world and make me a billionaire.
Now listen up.
Guess whose birthday it is?
Stacey!
Well, technically Stacey 34284.
The original Stacey was born on August 19th.
No, no, that was in the past.
Today we celebrate.
See this device? I call it the party detonate.
It causes anything that is down to explode
into a fester poof of colored confetti.
Bring the party all the way through the caves
and come back for some more.
It's gonna be great.
for some coins whatever you said
Okay, we need to get rid of one more cat
See
Love Stark
Okay, no, this is really good. They should be me. Oh, no, they're by dude
And they're both women!
Oh no.
So they're, if they, if they love a different cat, I wonder if they would even reproduce.
Oh dear, some sort of turtle-y moonbeam seems to have made her way onto the scene.
She looks to be made of arms.
Can't gay cats get pregnant now, is that true?
in a branch? Only by the question mark ones.
Whenever you take damage knocked back, all adjacent units.
Okay, we gotta fight Spacecat.
Who's going to battle?
Broken leg time steer.
At least we get speed when we uh...
well I have two retired cats were the fuck did my other ones go I think I got rid of
That's funny real fucking funny, man
Are we able to pick their class I bet not
Wait, I can't even send- oh, you're a child, that's why.
Head birth- oh, he's got the twinsy.
You can still go for one more run?
Okay, how, bro?
Oh
He cannot
It's fine
Look if room I have the most useful
Abilities. Like what's this?
You sent a garbage can you put the fight off until you're ready? No.
We will fight with honor.
Do we even liberate?
where old my cats I'm not reading the first I'll have chatter I'm disappointed you know
We'll say that
Almost right now, dude, you almost got my ass
Hmm
I think we will put this on you
Do we razor it? Oh, we can. We're con-maxing right now.
I don't know what this guy does, but assuming he has adds, this is really good with this
character so we're just gonna do that.
I guess some HP regen.
We could do some cool with the razor as well.
Man, if we put razor on him and then we use our cleric to
keep him up.
There's some good potential there, dude, with this.
What do you have a good, uh...
Oh, Libra is taking it away from my hand and keeping it on the range there, that's interesting.
Oh, these are two different items.
Whoops.
No set bonus, eh?
Bitch.
Let's hope she has adds. I don't. I don't.
I think instead of that we're gonna grab this. Our clerics are tanked.
Bring the Bible, that's all you're going to need on the battlefield.
Okay.
Your int is 7, centromotor is 6.
Okay.
I just wish I think we go razor here. I'm gonna be honest. I think we go razor here
Oh, I think we go razor there, dude
There's really no point in putting any equipment on these guys
We couldn't mutate them.
Razor ruins the obelisk.
As far as I'm concerned, there's no way he makes it through this fight without getting
hit anyway.
shouldn't even take this. We don't really have a... look at this. This actually brings
us to eight inch. We don't need a silly goose. Any other hat. Got the bomb hat. Got this hat.
Japanese
of
the
death
of
the
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
I wonder if this will move the rod.
We may have fucked up big-time oh no we're good we're good
What the fuck was that called hello
Oh
This 10 brace I
Think it's gonna push everything out
I
Just got squished over there
We can't really get over there.
Oh
Yeah, we lost I don't know if I can do enough damage just him
Oh, we kind of got a fight for a little bit.
So how does this work?
Do they activate when I walk past them? I think so.
Can't do nothing.
That was when you ended in front of them.
Oh, you're safe.
I
Resize damage.
I
We say we're mad
We have to do more damage.
It's not possible, otherwise.
Oh shit, I wish he just had a little more mana regen.
I
Hmm, I'm not sure this even goes far enough.
One more hit bro, one more hit man.
That's so fucking sad.
One more Yatesman!
We got no food.
Jones's
You just sack stress for example, she just eat all of your cats if you died
I'm only in four actual pants?
Yeah.
Literally anyone else will be my guy.
This guy is giga inbred.
the
guy listing off stuff one of my favorites I think I'm down after that plays a
more tomorrow I'm gonna go pee cry spooky carnage and chunks to ensure you
don't think for seven says I am a pregnant gay cat thanks for seven onion
eight things for seven it's so sad what literally one more credit it would have
I've been a grunt. What have I been a grunt?
Wow, there's another one after I've lost, too.