Thank you.
Can you guys hear me?
Is it really loud?
I changed my mic so I can say hang on, I'll fix it.
Oh.
Hello?
Oh?
Oh?
Oh, hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? How about now?
Hello quiet? Relative to music quiet? Yeah, the music is a little bit quieter than me right now.
Turn up a little bit. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Sounds good. I don't know.
Oh!
You play a song from Drive?
Night call?
That song's so basic, dude.
Give us loud music so we can compare.
Hi!
I'm talking louder now.
Hello!
I am speaking loudly.
Slightly louder.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
We good?
We Gucci dude? Are we freaking Gucci Rumi?
I
Fixed my to pay
Yeah, my mic says we fucked up for a while I tried to raw fix it off stream, but it's weird dude. It's weird
It's been fucked up for a long time
new cam looking red. Oh, thank you. How can you see that? How can you see my camera?
My mic before was peaking. It might still peak. I don't know.
I quiz it in a Raphael defy or thanks for subbing
No, like how was that how was that no, how was that how was that good?
One peak at the end
Hmm
You exactly the same as always a little bit of a new camp because I didn't that guy's lying
He's lying that's why you can't tell Tom TV and a quiz of thanks for seven
Greetings everyone see linens are ends of VX hand and car thanks for something short. Thanks for the bit suit
I am L. Schnell in that D4Z0
D. Walden, Batsun, and Ace. Ha-ha says joyous day. Joyous day indeed. Bop-a-pis-clo.
P-is-clo.
Ibokati, and Stu, and Blito, and Shake. WT, and Zubio.
Thanks for stopping in Beerserker Studios and Spank Tanker. Go-go, there's-
Hello?
What'd you guys do today?
You played Apollo?
Weaboo.
What's the song?
I got you bro.
Broheim.
Someone in chat actually knew the name.
That's going to remind you about the outlet in the upper right of the house.
That is a one by one you can put anywhere.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Blizzard warning and effect here.
Yeah. Your Blizzard warning weather related my Blizzard warning, a reminder of my
gaming prowess. We are not the same.
I'm out today. Galeen Maxwell's in Canada now.
That bitch doing up there. Hey, Jersey extra seven
for 85 months.
What'd that be doing up in Canada, man?
Anywhere prison is.
Why is it spelled Gis Lane?
He's starting to get it.
He's starting to understand.
He thinks he's going to complete Act 3 today.
I don't think I'm going to complete Act 3, but hopefully we see all the most of the stuff.
And that's okay if I don't see all of it
Hello faith greetings
At Moon Moon thank me for my sub duck you didn't re sub today. I don't think maybe you did
It did not pop up regardless. Thank you so much
Gaps you up my hand is clammy and sticky sub dude. Welcome back
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So I call you the it yet Thursday in a moron yesterday. That's okay. I don't remember probably because I'm an idiot in a moron
So I'm really scripting 20 subs. Thank you. Thank you over on Dix for God's I've been sorry. I missed it
And my esteemed or a crispy geosy type MF. I
Like steamed
But most importantly, I like the geosas house.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Sure.
Poop.
Thanks for seven.
Says I shipped myself last night.
Thought of you.
Sorry, man.
Fan fright is the only way for us and I don't like that, too.
Honestly, that's how I would prefer it.
Like the little Gioza pancake dude.
The back of your hair is looking quite voluminous today.
That's the front.
And Coltix for seven and Flarenco for seven.
Looks like a bike helmet again.
My hair so thin it gets it gets taken out by my green screen by the way
It codes it out dude
Well, but it would bro. Thanks for seven true very true. Look what you did. Thanks for something
Wins the hair transplant
I'm just gonna let it go I'm gonna let it die, and I think that's okay
Besides I don't have any hair to transplant. I'm not a hairy person. I got pubes. That's it man
I'm beard hair. I guess
But hair I don't have that
I
Got that bro WTF
In my shit smooth man
Everyone has but hair do I swear to God I do not reflect the factor makes for seven dude, I swear man
Google Ronaldo 2002 haircut
I don't have that much hair up front.
I can't do that.
Tommy Mono, I think you're mocking me, dude.
You wanted to present to this the same as when you thought you were not bald.
You just don't know it.
No, I I don't have but hair dude
That's super weird
I mean, I don't man, I don't but making me touch my bug
Oh, that's so fucking gay, dude!
Too late, you're gay now.
OHHHHHHHHH!
OHHHHH!
It's whatever, my headphones like you and they fall off the back.
You gotta lump back there or something.
I'm wearing it normally, hello?
Oh, maybe you got a tiny head.
Wiping your ass is gay, don't forget. Yeah, that's why I clump max.
I'm a clump maxer myself.
You think intravenous estrogen would solve your hair ailment and send you into emotional remission?
See you see the hair is an ailment. Okay, you're thinking about the wrong way
Remember liking women is gay they have a half the DNA of a dude now that makes you a bisexual
Slothix for 14 months has had a dream where I added you called you
a giga moron
i'm not that
you can't buy sexual
we can if you're a billionaire apparently
it's actually an AI sex robot that looks like sydney sweeney
Shadney Sweeney
She looks like an inbred cat I had mutinix
What is up with those eyeballs Jesus Christ or she got eyeballs in our temples
Holy shit this bitch can see it at full 360 degrees around her head dude
holy fuck do elbows 2.2 let's see her elbows and Sydney's sweet elbows
kind of ashy yeah
and
and
her face looks like someone like punched the middle of like red above her nose and like squished her eyeballs outward a little bit
This bitch looking like the yellow emoji face and Chad dude
Or al dente guy
Hey
Hey, oh
How's my Ramadan been I could see I've seen at least one collection of content creators performatively dressed up
Eating at a table so it's been good
You ate pork today Mashallah brother, is that the correct word?
No
What the fuck is Ramya mom I
Tried it in out and that shit was fucking mid
Californians will be be like oh in and out the best in and out the best
You got to get a triple hamburger cheese with with with cow cheese
And you got to get pickle on two of the buns
So you got to get extra bun in the middle and the guy get the in and out sauce
animal style. Cookout is just as good. I fucking hate cookout.
Look how it sucks. What the fuck do you mean? Hello?
Eat to not jerk off or have sex during the day in Ramadan as well as not just food.
Oops.
She look up Alisa Liu.
She's the new Gen Z alt girl crush.
Oh, the skater?
skater? Yeah, I've seen this. What's for dinden? I had pancakes. Some eggs. Cholula, of course.
pepper
Magnum Opus Aversible. Does my mic sound different guys? Does it sound better? Say it sounds better, please. Please.
It sounds the same.
Well, gun in mouth time.
Gonna watch the channel 5 Epstein video.
Um, now I get my Epstein news from Asmongold.
Baaast!
There it is boys, there it is boys.
What?
Really?
All right, what else do we got here?
What else do we got here?
What?
and so anyways, um, go on. Go with actually. Cook actually fries her bang and never had
versus a result
Has been legit when the few people I've ever unfollowed
I get it dude
I get it
I had nothing to do with the politics
Okay
Why the fuck would I want to sit there
and watch someone give the most lukewarm
recitation
of public opinion
about some fucking twitter thread by a guy
guy who's twitter account is probably based in russia do you know what i mean like
i can read that shit myself dude i don't need you to be like there it is dude and
there it is yes there it is on screen motherfucker
i see it i see it
Anyway, here's Juh-Ha-Pow-Pow.
Boxface, thanks for seven, that's a cool twitch name.
Dark Souls 3 killed him.
Maybe it's one of those like Tyson Ansonarias,
like where after he did the ritual to join the Hollywood elite,
they kind of like replaced him with like a clone,
you know what I mean?
I'm trying to sleep please keep the volume low please. Save please one more time. Cook.
Demon's Souls remake only on PS5 still. I'm trying to play that.
I think so.
Mafia Thon 4 win.
Mafia Thon, why am I saying Mafia Thon?
Mafia Thon 4, Kaisnap be like,
Greetings fellow humans.
Can we hit 2 million subscribers?
No, not miss, I was trying to do an alien impression, okay.
Mr. Destructoid probably also apps though.
Honestly, they both work, they both work.
Okay, John, thanks for six, seven months.
Can we get your 10 things you wish you knew before playing Mugenics, please?
I need this.
Stimulation equals more cats or better cats born.
Comfort equals, they have sex more often and don't hit each other.
Try not to let them inbreed.
You can do a little bit of inbreeding.
What else?
You don't take extra damage from the sides.
I don't think it's a little silly, but what can you do?
It kind of simplifies it in a way that would cause less overthinking.
Break on next or something
Um don't take out cats with 8 HP unless you have like some cool items or like that kind of particular passives that makes it doable
Big reddit post of a guy saying go full in bread prepare for the backseat chatters
Today, I was literally thinking like I was like maybe I should just let them in brief because I got some good cast man
I'll just delete the ones that end up with like the horrible mutations
Oh no, my cats are like good though
Is marrying my cousin too much inbreeding
Amugenics you can marry and have sex and have kids with your distant cousin and it is okay
Which, honestly, more honorable than the average English person, but it is a video game.
It probably does set unrealistic standards.
Eeeeee, daily UK slander.
Dude, you know they have sex.
You know they be doing that.
Every new.
But.
Do you wish to view the glorious Yangzi and the glory of China in your lifetime?
I can't go to China.
I told you guys that.
Why not you guys know why not I've told this story before literally everyone in chat was
there for it right now guys I said Taiwan is a country on my stream its own country
sovereign country. I should not risk going to China.
Social credit deducted.
Can I go for you in your stead? I mean, I might just take you out, brother.
Come to Brazil
Nah, I'm good. I saw some Brazil cuisine yesterday. Dude, that shit looks like ass, dude
Poopy butthole
Brazilian cuisine
First just bowls of stuff man get a fucking grip
Come on man
Dino damondix for some bull slob to you
It's only use this five guys or that one sub place you like you're not missing out
On what the Brazil food or
This is the Jersey Mike's number five main dish eater
Dude, that's my quick lunch man
Google's stroganoff with shoestring potatoes
Google finasteride
There's a balding medication. Nice one.
Or wall ethics or something. Thank you very much.
this okay this isn't exactly the sauce I saw this shit in my mom used to make beef
shoron off all fucking time first of all I love beef shoron not with the shoe
strength potatoes but the sauce looks great it's great maybe I was wrong about
Brazil, dude. Maybe I was fucking wrong, dude.
Google huge boobs. Huge boobs.
I've seen bigger. I've seen bigger.
That's not how I would have did it.
in the mirror wow okay big talk from the guy with the hair lift dude
big talk for a guy that's 5'1 in chat
I
Stop projecting I'm a strong five nine and a half do
Why bring height into it why bring my hairline into it I can't help that either dude that's not fair
Know what about your height
Well get it man
You can remove it all and people would respect you.
I don't care about your respect. You're an ant.
A little ant before my gleaming forehead.
And I will magnify the sun's rays to emulate you.
There's been my nails guys that gross I'm gonna get pinworms now. That's my butthole finger
Oops
Remember when he refused to put up the blinds I didn't have
Maybe I didn't have them I just never put them up
That's okay. You want to know why?
Vitamin D brother and vitamin D make it through a window guys. You know I'm trying to crack my leg. Oh, yeah
No, I'm gonna Google it guys don't trust you
Brock can vitamin D make it through a window
The short answer is no
Dude who even cares about nature made calm sounds like some hippie ship how about the healthy calm
No, okay
Who now reddit.com ooh
Okay
Google UVB rays
How about UBS and on my D?
Guys, look to my hair, disappear.
It's not doing it anymore.
Up there is.
It dents my head, dude.
I can't believe this band will ever put out one song dude what a banger.
They have lots of good songs too, who are you talking about?
Blue Ester Colt?
Who's that?
They better enough psychic Wars a hook a game
Wow
It's blue oyster cold? Who's that? Please play my voice zoo trust me it'll do
numbers. I'm not going to do that. Looks like some shit my kid would play and make him uninstall
call it from his phone.
Listen to Juiced Farm Corps.
you
There, so I play the song when I spin on my BF's dog.
Why'd you type that?
This is like the the music from my summer car
Well, I get the lyrics for an English the yellow car music the Gabber music it's like Gabber, but in English, dude
It's not it not quite as hard not quite as hard
you
Dude!
Dude, this is like some shit you'd play in a DDR machine in the early 2000s, man.
That's actually pretty good.
That's pretty good.
oh holy moly
dude people shit talk that song and but then be like
I am your butterfly and you'll sing that song and you'll be like
dude this shit's gonna be bigger but you won't fuck with farmcourt
dude hello
They're all bad. Fuck you. Punches you in the throat so you can never speak again.
You can type though. Breaks your fingers.
And toes.
What is this?
Epstein core? What makes this Epstein core dude?
Do you know? This looks like a grown lady in the music video.
Do you think that's her real voice though?
This bitch doing a VTuber voice right now.
I feel your hands on my body.
And now for something completely different.
Dude
You know how YouTube will auto generate those channels where it's like like the topic channels you don't talking about
Why is there one for Mao Zedong
It is auto generated by YouTube dude
This song is this like the video for this is a still image.
It's got the old Chinese flag behind him and then like I guess the Imperial Palace or whatever the fuck building that is is Mao Zedong and then it says red sun in the sky.
The name of the song and then it says Mao Zedong like he wrote or performed this song they're crediting this song to Mao Zedong like it came from his personal discography dude.
He did write it, okay.
Sure he did.
Sure he did.
You're a one-piece too
I mean the way that uh the one piece has kind of been doled out is kind of reminiscent of like a line that you would wait in to
Get groceries from a communist grocery store so
Same vibes I
I could see him being the creator of One Piece.
A bread line you mean? Yes.
Yes.
Hello Trackpadden.
Turn this around a Chinese friend and watch them revert to default settings.
I don't think I'd ever play this around my Chinese friend.
None of you guys are Chinese right? I'm not trying to embarrass myself.
We are all Chinese. No, you're not.
Just got back from vacation. I'm missing a good taunts.
The undead tire? That's a good one.
Mr. Count, thanks for some.
I'm gonna hate the undead tire.
I call you a bitch.
Okay.
You're blazing but not that type of Asian?
I'm Japanese.
Well met.
What did I do today?
I woke up.
I pissed.
Got some food.
food, ate, came home, took some vitamins, got some coffee, turned stream on after fucking
with my microphone settings very ineptly coffee drinkers man wait what's wrong with
drinking coffee it's Nick and fish gene knuckle things for seven
Why were you fucking your mic? What the fuck? No, I was fixing it, but I don't think I really changed anything.
It might peak less. We'll see.
We will see. We will see.
Everything about a copy is just hot bean water.
It's not just hot bean water, though.
The hot liquid releases the caffeine.
Mechanics or something?
Yell test?
Are you guys gonna do a yell test?
Fuck!
No!
Fuck!
How was that?
Is that better than before?
Actually better. Nice. Good.
Yippee! Wait, are you guys doing the thing where I said earlier to lie to me about my mic sounding good right now?
Are you finally cashing in that ticket or what?
Are you being for realsies? Are you being reals right now?
Was it the compression settings?
Let me see what I did.
So I lowered my mic volume in Windows, it was at 85%.
Lowered it to, where is it?
70.
Actually increased, like a decibel slider in OBS, I increased that because by lowering
up. It made it weaker in OBS. I increased the gain slightly in OBS and that's pretty much it.
It's not perfect but it's probably better.
Get a physical mixer like a real streamer. I do want to do that
I don't know where I would put it, if I'm being honest
Wimplow, thanks for subbing. We trained him wrong as a joke
The squeaky shoes.
a lot of nuts. Have I played D2 Warlock yet? No. Let's follow the flag of the Workers'
Party. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. The Unbeatable
Workers' Party began a new era. Let the whole world know the spirit of Cholima. Get
Get on the Cholima and let's go, go faster!
Let's move the seven-year plan earlier and earlier.
Hee-hee!
I can see the Hill of Communism.
He has chives on a word, it's just a,
she's scatting essentially.
Taco dude, guy, man, cow, dad,
they should sub in Fanta Silly, they should sub in.
Sounds like a song from Mega Man X4, dude
Get on the Cholima and let's go go faster. Let's make a new miracle with creation and revolution
Cholima is like a winged winged horse
And there's like a like a big arch in
in North Korea like the like the
Alright, what's it isn't there one in France as well like over the road? You guys are on time on the big arch. What's it was that one called?
Victory arch arch to triumph or could these I
Heard a
Donnie diapers trying to make what it was you try make one of those as well, but I got a gold or some shit
I'm they gonna McDonald's oh
Ex-Evon thanks for subbing
You've been there
I had a friend who came back from France recently and he said it was absolutely deplorable
What a shame. Steve the best context for seven.
There smells of piss 24 seven.
They're American cities that smell like piss too man.
Don't act like our shit don't stink.
stink or win walk around Manhattan. Yeah, Manhattan is the big one for me.
Got a, uh, got a chatter and says I am stinky. We're talking about cities right now, but if
You wanna, if you wanna smell like piss too.
I know a guy.
Here is a lit song.
I heard this, I heard this song featured in a,
an edit on TikTok by League of Legends, Jink Sultan.
Now isn't that fucking cool or what dude?
So, you may not, you may understand the reference, right, but Jinx ult in League of Legends is
a big explosive that she shoots from her gun like a bazooka.
the TikTok edit of the intern that made it, right?
What else is this guy put out by the way I've heard this on before I want to hear a different
song
If I was a YouTube channel.
That was his emo rendition.
Thank you.
I don't like this, isn't it when you hear some real rap?
Do 2,001 project Pat versus 2026 Miami XO double is who god dude who wins.
What's his project though?
It's from like Z Block or some shit.
I'm going to get some coffee.
I'll be back in like 30 seconds.
I got it.
you
you imagine
our long movie about a soundcloud rapper gets sent back to 2001 dude
holy fuck
If a gay guy sleeps for 10 hours, do they sleep 10 hours straight or 10 hours gay?
That's a good question.
RGB, thanks for taking a class.
This is Delano.
Thanks for subbing.
Don't mind me and FumDucks.
It's Steve the Biscayne.
XZmon, thanks for subbing.
It says, what's good?
Everything.
Lawton, thanks for subbing.
There's a Beatles movie like that.
Have I seen that?
Is that the one that ends on the roof of that one place?
Nushin, thanks for god's help.
Don't even smoke crag.
I have never smoked crag.
I've seen this movie.
It was okay.
It was ass.
My ex-wife wanted to watch it, so.
The things you do for love.
Game winner likes for sub... what the hell?
I literally said that and waited for you guys to say that movie was shit, so I could drop that zinger dude.
Dude, you guys got so fucking baited.
Holy moly.
We gotta kill this. It's the asteroid one.
I forgot what the asteroid one does.
Oh, it rolls around
Oh in the rocks too, yeah
I don't know if we have anything to deal with the rocks I
Kind of wish I still had drone strike cat that cat was cool
You know
What happened to I
had a I
I had two psychic cats with this ability. What happened?
What the hell do you want?
This is the most recent one.
Here are all of our very similar looking cats.
Skydough owns by the way.
Back to the Pythics or something?
Madame has evolved?
Oldman Becky?
Goodbye, bitch.
You look so sad.
Ooh.
Get in there
Is there poop in there poop reduces the health guys don't forget
Hope is gross
Well, I got 33 cats. I do not need that many guys
Let's look at the new ones.
Eat luck!
Hmm.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Kind of bad, actually.
I lied.
Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, kind of bad actually, I lied.
I'm sending you to Tink!
Guys, look at Sydney's Swingy.
Look.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Heeeeee.
Ew.
Negative mutation.
Los.
Hey, where's my dammit?
She got bleed one bleed thorns to she has a glass tail
You love bubole who is bubole our sponsor the letter meat
I'm gonna get you out of there
We got to clean this room up a little bit.
It's getting a little unmanaged.
Alright, we just added you, we'll get rid of you, actually we'll keep you, we'll keep
you.
Who is the best male in this room?
You love boobol, we'll keep you.
Um.
Now.
Do we keep you?
I swear, these cats are related so much.
Okay, I'll kind of mid.
But she got all she pretty much got all sick with
almost all sixes, dude.
Yeah, we'll keep you.
We'll keep you.
Check him, tree.
Mow, mow, roo-ger.
Or charisma.
But he's got the basic attack knockback.
Also, it's slightly inbred to have him.
Ay-ay-ay!
It's okay to be a little inbred.
Where's Gret?
stupid butthole mouth cat
ah, where's Sondro?
Gret has some, which is the good mutation, commutation.
I want to keep you.
I'm gonna keep Cassie and Kakao and you guys anything good?
Who are you related to you gotta go
Guys how come they keep fighting each other
We need you in here
I would prefer if these cats did not reproduce.
Actually we'll just keep sending them off.
Oh I see your game keeps sending me cats like a black million dollar city income flow.
Well played girl.
Well played.
Here's your hush money.
$25.00 per agreement.
Now get outta here.
Hmm, I mean the sats are good
Can we get rid of you finally this old-ass bid
Okay, what up here
Brother!
Ummm...
Who are you related to?
Meh.
Me as me as it means what is this? What is this in Hungarian?
Oh, I listen up invention time. You know those tiny spiders you've seen on adventures
I found a way to put them into a tube thing that injects them straight into your brain
like there is you can gain superpowers from their bites. I've got that idea from that guy
that the kids go nuts for. He dresses in a costume and shoots sticky stuff.
what's his name again something Jackson doesn't matter just at least finish the
cave so that they have times a hatch so excited about this one spunk man oh yeah
I forgot that's that's what his name was this one's called guillotine
Congrats
It's shut up
Shut the fuck up
all righty have I had my daily dose not yet dude not yet
5% chance to inflict fear on units who contact or attack you.
Oh damn, look at the blood eyes, what the hell?
What am I supposed to do?
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Plus we got Cat Tail.
You can go buddy.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
I like this song.
Gas tank.
Brothers there ain't no room there ain't no room
There's no room
I'll get rid of this thing right here
Are you like a table
Keep dresser smile.
Thank you, Jesus.
Put that shit back if you can, what you can.
What the shit back if you can what you can't
Fuck
Okay, cooking, beverage.
You're rid of the poop?
Look out of here, question mark, man.
Aren't you doggie, thanks for subbing?
Team Ulai's of P theme song.
Dude, no one even remembers that theme song.
Literally, no one can sing that song.
["Get Back In My Heart"]
That's her fourth mutation thing.
Okay. Okay. This cat was born with the eye mutation. Almost all sixes. Let's get you up there.
It's murder time!
My Psykick!
This guy looks cool!
Alright, who's going in, fellas?
Are you in here?
Yeah, yeah
Who's going in?
Bam, bam, bam, bam
Obviously we're bringing the twosick
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can, you can make stray cats better by increasing your place's appeal.
So yeah, I get some pretty good stray cats pretty often.
Okay.
Moves debuffs, I think the other cleric one does as well.
Moves debuffs.
I'm gonna pair you with the psychic.
I'm pretty sure we have a punch guard.
I think the Monk would fuck this guy up, actually.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
I'm gonna draw it.
What about the other drew it? Oh, that's a tank.
Hmm
You know there's five calm though, that's kind of a problem
But he do be crittin he do be crittin
I made a werewolf through today, that shit was fire, that's what this one is.
You know, it's Falcon Punch, I like this guy cause uh, he can ramp pretty hard, I don't
know.
This guy's got 9, Connie does pretty good damage.
Gig a high dodge chance.
The fighter's kinda underwhelming.
We literally cannot knock this guy around.
How inbred are your cats?
This one's moderately inbred.
This one's only slightly inbred.
But his tail, his tail is a short of glass, that's cool.
The poop.
The peep.
The poop.
I think we probably grab the old thief-chan no
I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what do I do?
Wait
You can't get over how ugly those cats are
they're cool that's right they're freaking cool nuclear gun
Backflip-o.
If we wear this, we get to 14 a turn, which means we can always cast Become Entropy.
We don't need bonus range on him or anyone actually maybe him but they have no debuff
for removal. Oh yeah. I forgot what else this guy does. Alright, basic attack of Flix
Please believe that's really good because we attack twice per turn.
Chance to gain a bonus attack when you use your basic attack.
This could go pretty hard on our thief though.
Hold on.
Remember luck influences everything, including this.
Plus two luck
I don't really have anything for you buddy thorns
Yeah, I swear to God this thing's gonna kill one of my cats is gonna make me so fucking mad I don't want to use this
How they did luck is kind of weird in this game.
I like how they did luck in this game because it's an actual luck stat.
I think it's really cool, actually.
How it affects everything.
I think it's Nido Burrito.
I don't really think we have much else wait we've probably had a bunch of shit in the trash
didn't we she saw his paw shards
Moving action is jumping, landing, dealing damage to a master of the day to the town,
getting some empty armor slot.
This counts as an empty armor slot.
Oh.
Wowza.
Got any chest pieces?
Any chess pieces?
Oh.
Immobile, very good on this mouse.
I don't know if it works though.
We will see, we will see.
We'll give this guy the witch sub.
Doesn't really benefit from this.
He thinks we're good. He thinks we're good.
Smelling pretty good today, love you?
How can you smell me?
100 hours and I have never seen the witch chest.
Hell.
Bozo.
Oh
Bitch
Stunned?
Oh, we got the spirit bomb, I forgot.
I don't know why I cast the...
rocks away no our tech goes through the rock
Hmm, I wonder what this does to the rocks.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
You can move despite being a mobile got it so the rules just don't apply to them got it
got it got it bro got it understood
a movie rolled got it dude understood understood
of the
of the
Now, now.
That Pogo is immobilizing him because of our chest piece.
I wish he regenerated just a little more man.
I
Sorry buddy
Maybe we can get them to go
Over here
I've been knowing that she died on this particular turn, but whatever.
I was going to hit that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's over
With a spare bomb we hit rocks with it
Oh, nooo!
Absorb a unit with 1 or less HP to power up the setup.
Transforms after 20 Absorptions.
Saves its power across multiple runs, usable once per battle.
Damn.
Anyway, he hasn't gotten mulch.
to the factory with you indeed
Oh, you're dead. Oops.
Oh, you guys are under respite. Good work.
You've really fucked that guy up, huh?
You guys in bread
You're so dumb
We got a whole host of butthole cats, huh?
It's when all those from soccer
Dude it's Groucho from Soccer
The fuck
You look so happy to be here high aggression
Oh it's snowing
Wow
Putting all of the offspring upstairs so that they could participate in the blood sport
We couldn't have gotten like a cooler looking cat why we have to get butthole cat man sucks
I would have taken that black and white stripe one dude that one was sick
Zoro!
How's that?
Zoro!
5, 7, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6!
Hmm, what are the other ones?
It was just Zora.
Got it!
When you pick up an on-coin pickup, Alice gets the same effects.
That's a good one.
He looks so stupid.
Jesus Christ!
Maybe this guy looks cool.
Going to hell though, bye bye.
Age 1, savant syndrome, plus 12 inch, minus 2 every other step.
Still has 6 inch though, because of the mutation.
The Maxman is really bad.
Um, unfortunately I think you're destined for failure.
I see.
Oh, it has two mouths.
four mouths out awesome look at this thing right here look at this good face
yeah it's terrifying this cat however is extremely fucking swag
I think plus 4 miles dude.
Is that a tiny head?
There's a little tiny head cat right?
Two in.
Solid moderately inbred is that hoes as well
Why did I leave you in here
Get out of here
He loved, he was in love with his grandmother.
Falcon Punch!
How's the comfort up there?
9 is 7? That's how we like it. That's how we like it.
They got some cool mutations.
If I was my own grandpa, things would be different around here.
You don't have a house, do you?
He's been miraculously cured, but he's got a fucking goatee.
Wait, those mutations are just positives.
And his fur is like, he's like cybernetic now, see that?
But this guy looks cool.
Walter Whitecat.
We've got Waldo.
With one of the most useless abilities in the game.
Actually it wouldn't have been useless without Saban, huh?
Too late.
He seems okay.
His Embrun.
Now this.
This is a slapper right here, dude.
God damn.
Is it the cybernetic birdie?
Good luck.
May the strongest survive.
Ew.
She's got the pox, bro
Black pussy
Ok.
Ok.
Boat.
Boat.
Boat.
Boat.
Hornet
That's a negative defect man
Into the pipe you go
He's gonna under bite dude way that's sick actually
He's not giga in bread he's moderately in bread
They look, they look, it looks kinda like a cool moustache.
There are many cats up there.
Oops.
Wait, who evolved? Fuck.
Who evolved?
Any readers?
Someone in here.
Who is it, Ronaldo?
But Ronaldo's up there.
Stuber?
Stuber.
You're basically like has a 5% chance to stun. He's got a rock tail.
Damn.
You mind scratching both armpits at the same time while making monkey noises like an orangutan?
I mean, I could do that.
Should I? Well, that is the question.
Aye, aye, aye! We fucked up.
Can we get rid of 14 cats?
I like birth defect.
All the ones up here are disposable.
We have nine con.
Nice.
Alright, auto.
What about SawCon?
Ha ha ha ha!
Check this baby out.
It's a needle full of yellow fluid.
Mustard water.
Urine, cat's gray,
gray and infected sinus meekers with a dash of lemon aka the experimental
treatment. Inject that concoction to the cat of your Tuesday and Lord only knows
what will happen.
Your team's passive ability level ups offer disorders instead.
Just sort of like the dwarfism and shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Big upside, big downside.
Okay.
Mid cat.
I've decided to go back to college a major business, that way I can move up the corporate
ladder, get a comfy office and a high-rise building, get married, have kids, retire and
take a long nap in my car while it's running, as my kids guzzle red 40 and my husband beats
our dog.
Yeah, right, I'd rather kill myself!
Thanks for shopping at Pima.
not well. I fucking hate you. I guess we can get rid of some of these cats. Goodbye.
You fought the good fight and now it is time for you to rest.
You can do no more fighting, you are ultra retired.
Okay, now we can progress another day and our cats won't have a minus one all stats
from starving. By the food I already did! I liked Pusseek.
You don't laugh at him, you got your ass beat too!
Oh.
Oh, both of them are nice.
Wowze.
Not good.
Assly.
Hehehehehe
Heeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Oh wait, hold up.
Really evil eyes!
Hmmm
any level any age ones who am i a mugenic streamer or a billionaire
there's one
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Dr. Sox.
There it is.
There she blows.
All six.
Not inbred.
All six with some seven.
Yup.
Dr. Socks, eh?
You've truly transcended any of the cool mutation.
Who's your parent?
breath and well as Sandra okay you're kind of relates everyone in here actually
I think about it except for you
there's like a cat in here
Oh, that's your grandmother.
Oh, shit.
Uh, I can take or leave your mutations.
The luck one's okay, actually, but let's get you up there.
When did you get this well, I'm gonna bring you back
Do another cow with the goatee brothers is cool
I got the we got too many cats
Basically attack tosses units into the air if it's melee.
issue.
All right, we gotta figure out, but first of all, I'll stop doing that, Dr. Sox, Who
it the precise arrangement of cats that I need
crazy
what do we got you can do anything you can do one thing you can do one thing
Wait, where are we going?
Use it on the time machine in the lab.
Everybody's arrived to full health at the end of each round plus two health region
Hi, yeah, yeah
Turn what's our extra
It's beating time.
Mm-mm-mm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Down yourself, you don't get injured.
Well, well, well.
Seems like we found our necromancer, fellas.
Because we have a death shroud.
B-O-M-A-T.
Look at those powerful eyebrows, dude.
I don't think I've beaten the lab with any of these classes, so it doesn't really
really matter who we bring another play that
Hmm, champ.
Hey, what?
An M.
Meow?
Think about double-monkey thoughts?
Isn't it pissing off, I think?
Hmm, we'll try it out, we'll try it out, we'll try it out, we'll try it out.
Well, what do we got here?
Probably Druid, because his strength is kind of low.
Yeah?
I think we guys are typing OM.
How come you guys are announcing loudly that you drink lead paint?
You eat lead paint?
At the end of each round if there's a body on the map and you're down, you respawn on
that tile with 1 HP and plus 10 temporary speed.
Infinite rebirth.
I don't know if I like that actually.
We'll see.
When you're down, permanently aim plus one to a random set.
Wait, no I love that.
Because we can just get back up and then do it again.
Well, we're gonna we're still gonna get injuries though
No, we're not
Get your uranium rod you think so at the end of each battle if you're down getting a random mutation
I think that's it.
I'm not sure what to do.
Is there a disband raise?
I mean, as long as we're killing stuff, it'll get back up.
um
Friendly spawn a friendly spooky wind down
Plus three strength plus one con your bonus abilities a feral attack passable once per turn
Oh.
When they attack with knockback 3, when the set switch into range stance and refresh your basic attack.
So we got boom, boom, boom, and then range. We're sitting five times. What the fuck?
Running a straight line up to four tiles through objects.
Plus 1 speed and plus 10% dodge chance for each empty armor slot.
If all of your armor slots are empty, you can use your movement action an extra time.
Understood.
And so we shall.
Beep.
Beep.
Any cool armor piece of hell?
Not really?
Oh, we need to bring this, well.
Where is the plus two health regen for everyone in my team?
It should be, right?
I wonder if we can use this to run through stuff and render them immobile.
I don't know if it counts as contacting them, but I like this, so probably not going to do it.
This counts as an empty armor slot.
Right.
We have that.
Get you a d6 is well very important for what we're trying to do
Right here ramen, thanks for selling
Thank you and lemony thanks for selling
Charmed baby.
Knowledge and smart grunt, thanks for God's subbing dude.
Yes, math lord, thanks for subbing.
Oh, excuse me.
We can get the hook on him would be good.
Oh wait, we have the nurse stuff.
I kind of like the plus one range, but we're okay.
I think we're good.
Don't laugh.
You're not fear death.
Me when I don't check Travago?
Travago!
Damn.
Mephda, boys.
Man, come...
... aren't these attacking.
Oh, hey, man.
What's up?
We have a bird sweet we love the bird
When does the revive at the end of each round oh my god
We just have to be dead at the end.
That's the most important thing.
You can't even reach this guy.
Kill yourself!
Oh man.
Oh, man, I took my spot there, buddy.
Are you bleeding?
Is it his tail?
Oops.
Why did that hurt my fucking ghost?
Oh, he's undead.
Hello-o!
Uh-oh.
He might be too powerful for his own good.
Welcome back, buddy.
Welcome back.
Retreat.
Get on combat, that's a good.
Runs through you anime style, where they do damage. To me.
Oh, we're gonna heal him, too, we don't want to do that.
I need to remember that, that's very important.
The Ghost are counting as familiars, I think?
Close you into space.
I am BORN AGAIN!
BORN AGAIN!
What?
Oh.
Right.
Came back to life.
wait
we don't we don't have to...
He's already down at the end, so...
A one-hit kill punch gain all stats down on use.
It stills 25 damage to bosses instead of killing them.
The 8 shield and knockback adjacent is 2 tiles.
This will cost 3 minutes and less for each action you've taken this turn.
Good combo throw?
Alright, what mutation did we get, buddy?
What?
What?
Looks like we got a lot of charisma. The ear?
Okay, we had 8 HP last game.
Oh, who was there?
Alright, I was doubting for a second.
Alright.
I'm good.
The fuck are these?
Something is moving inside.
Aw, hell no!
It's gonna be a really hard to do combo throw with the combo attack with the guy who's knocking them back forever
Oh, he's mad I don't care
Get over here!
You're the one who destroys equipment?
Yes.
Alright.
This- it doesn't really matter that much because the person who leaves equipment depending on who is this character...
And they want to attack him every time so
Aha, we'll see
Get a ghost spook him I
Am born again
Has a lot of we can literally walk anywhere and I will and I would
Hmm
He's gonna spawn them. I want to do that
You're ready to die instantly bird
Oh, it's one of those.
her chain no ghost no what oh he's mad
born again for a 24 HP right now make a new corpse move to corner play dead
I didn't have to do that. I'm just kind of swagging out right now, apologies.
How do we kill you?
Maybe we let these guys do it, actually.
Let's have a rock.
I wonder if, I mean, surely we can knock him back with this guy.
This is not good. Wait, we can down ourself. It's all of a sudden very good.
You can't kill a dead man.
Born?
Again.
There were hard countering this guy right now, actually.
He's in a born again into his own guy.
What?
Wrong.
There's another corpse.
There's another corpse.
Corpse acquired.
Oh, he died here.
Oh, the horn again.
Hmm, let's kill you.
acquired
Oh fuck
Oh fuck
Let's give this to all the ghosts.
Me meow meow.
Oops, right there I'm dead.
I know Blood did not just hit my corpse though.
Alright, one of these guys is getting back up.
Hmm...
Where's my other monks on the ground, guys?
They would leave this corpses a kiss.
And a little suss.
Yeah, see, these corpses disappeared.
I don't know why, like maybe if we do enough damage over their max HP it just deletes
third corpse. I'm back. We cannot go down anymore. We cannot do that shit. I don't know if I'm
understanding his range right now. Wait. He's gonna catch an injury.
I'm
oops
You can break glass
We break some ass
Hmm, so...
There exists a possibility where if we move away, he does quake, knocks him out, and because
he's knocked out, his passive happens and he deletes this guy's corpse, yep.
understanding that right now. So in order to prevent that from happening I
literally have to have him insta-kill this guy so he does not quick. But that
produces another problem. Because he goes again.
to break another creature free
we have to kill him too though
I think we have to sacrifice this guy to get instant killed.
I just don't know.
Like he has to take an injury.
Watch.
That's good too.
Kind of.
Not really.
Can I kill you?
Should've broke a bat.
How do I kill the thing in the bat, you dumb fuck?
Hello?
I guess I'm down.
Even my ghost will kill this guy as we think.
Ah, do we walk up and punch him?
That's okay.
Hello.
The alternative to that right there was one of our guys instantly dying.
That'll happen because I moved my Necromancer to a bad spot.
Blast a duke in
So I'm gonna print this OP I hit the eye control units in the skin man. They're so fucking ass
I think I prefer this
Why, where's that dude?
What the fuck is uranium rod man?
It's not fucking fair man.
Dude.
Oh.
Man.
Gonna stack so many fucking mutations on us.
Wait.
We can still do it.
On you.
No we can't.
Haha.
So fucking stupid.
Now I'm mad.
Go!
You got glass.
You sure do move far, fella.
Wow.
Hmm.
Moved a bit incorrectly there.
56 HP.
You have six HP.
This is the guy who does like the bullshit gun attack.
Wait, I got Hadouken.
Catch her blueken!
We got to use the next earth.
Meow meow meow.
Get em, Haas.
I'm gonna move over here help
You reels right now buddy
Okay, here we go.
How come they didn't bounce off the wall like that massive guy?
I guess he was bouncing off of the debris, right?
That's annoying.
What the hell, that's a meme reference, by the way, from 2025.
got back up. Oops.
Do good.
Runs through you. Anime style.
Goodbye.
I need you to
pick up the pace
champ.
I'm gonna break these corpses wait we could have left one actually
Okay, dude, you can just you can just summon your Mac on me sure
Get behind him you suck
Prepare for Titan Paul
Oh, he wasn't leveling because he was dead
Uh, sure.
We're mainly interested in some passives.
We're gonna have to keep them alive for a little bit so we can keep leveling up.
Or we can just let everyone else level up and then wake them back up.
What do you do?
A dodge attacks unless attacked from the human side.
Half human.
Or it's a cat dog.
for a human. Oh no. Dodge.
Maybe I'm meow.
Go forth, crow.
How come that guy just pooped an entire cat out?
It doth not make sense.
Not really positive what we do here, fellas of them being honest.
Don't.
Him having knockback on punch with combo throw actually makes it impossible for us to use
combo properly, BTW.
I'm gonna start against a wall.
Bless you.
Thanks.
I'm so gassy, I can't fucking move.
Why did you get back up?
Okay, first of all, there is nothing to read here, okay, but I have gathered that it is
merely an attribute of these mobs that when they are taken below their maximum HP, it
cuts them in half and their human half dies. That is not anything I could have possibly fucking read
because it is not written anywhere. Okay.
Read motherfucker. Read.
How about you Saibao?
It's implied. I wish your mother had implied that she wanted to use a condom.
You know what I mean bro?
Uh oh.
What's up?
What's up?
Me ow.
Dude, that just injured him.
What the fuck?
Oh, yeah, it does say that just
Stop injuring me I can't fucking move
still can't move is terrible
can we kill your corpse yes
He just explodes out of it.
Oh my god, he's reloading with uh... his helmet.
of
I
Bird is dead. No Bert Chan
Why'd you miss that
Oh fucking hell.
The knockback shit on this guy is actually so fucking debilitating.
again. Any additional corpses we can use?
We got we'll make one happen we'll make one like so
Just one time jump behind them man.
Are you a fucking idiot or what?
You guys getting this fucking ass beat?
Alright, how many corpses we got? One?
Can't move. Uh oh.
Of course you choose the worst possible one to revive from.
Okay dude, it's okay.
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
No good
Hmm.
Maybe we should have waited.
I think we have to actively kill the necromancer for now.
Wow.
This guy has three ints.
We had to actually kill the necromancer off because we need to spawn ghosts.
Your crimson ock unit's back 10 piles.
It's charming colors seem out of place in this gloomy place.
Too many places.
It's drugs.
He glams it up and feels very pretty.
Oh yeah, yeah.
We can XB if he's down during the last round now, but we can just wait.
Well, shoot at enemies who damage their allies.
This is the police.
They've come for you.
Melee Attacker.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
This twice.
Oh, what the fuck?
Hey, what the hell are you guys doing back there?
Knock it off!
I'm gonna kill you!
Gonna fly twice.
I could be enough
He's loading his gun
Reloading
I'm hitting my bird
third. What? I mean, honestly, go the way where's. I don't get.
We have two jumps.
I think we do this.
Got a bullet, you fucking PUSSIES!
powered
get over here
as he blocks from the front
as you can tell from the description
why do you need a description? clearly he has a shield so obviously it takes no damage from the front
My assumption in every video game
You loading
Dude it this character's gonna go so hard when we finally fight our first knockback immune enemy, holy fuck dude
Mama Mia
What are these?
My bird?
I'm sorry man.
Oops.
Hey, we got any corpses though dog?
I'm trying to corpse max right now.
Why you
There we go perfect
Well, this isn't responding fucking shield man
Okay, I'll get back up.
He's gonna get back up, he's fine, he's fine.
Uh...
I do good!
Ooh, I almost broke that corpse.
All right, well, we'll get used to it, we'll get used to it.
a game you cannot stop the inevitable
I
Bad guys we got I too too bad guy too
So the stats of the Necroganes by dying permanent?
Yeah.
These first stances do a spin attack that hits all adjacent units when the ender move
in.
I don't actually use it.
You were basically attacking an enemy using the ring.
You're the one with the gel?
Yes.
Don't you?
Yeah.
Giga of Hell thanks for subbing says A.
Ah!
Oh.
Bones from some long dead creature line piled on the ground in front of Cardi.
Looks like it's mutation time.
Wait.
Do do do do do do do.
Hmm.
basic attack because it becomes throw poop. I forget what throw poop does.
Rose poop.
Only repair your weapon, refresh your weapon action.
Give it to the Necro.
Yippee!
While you're down, your basic attack is Haunt and your buddy gains 6 Quartz Corpse HP.
That's probably the one we take just so we don't accidentally have our corpse destroyed.
We're not gonna be able to use, we're not gonna get to use Haunt though, this is gonna
instantly well actually no that's not true we could just down ourselves early
and then start using a home right or do you think I should re-roll do you think
that you think there's some good
you think the corpse HP is worth
Well, well, well.
Spewer.
I need to take my pills.
Leap pills that heal him and change his form spits different kinds of liquids depending
on his form.
Tar pill.
Lava pill.
Hmm.
I don't like that.
How come I didn't punch this guy?
Oh, maybe because it's not an enemy?
Blood?
There's some crazy interaction happening there, maybe? Where like, he sucks us in and we're hitting him as a result?
What if we just destroy every pit?
Oh my god, wait.
His auto attack was happening when he got sucked in and he was immediately spitting him out.
Pawn's pills for the Spear.
I wish I could reach you, you fucking bitch.
I don't know if we life-steal it off of this guy.
Lava Bill.
Lava Bill.
I wonder how far back he shoots.
Oh.
Oh, fuck am I supposed to hit this guy without taking a million damage?
Hello?
Who are you going to hit?
Just realize we get in thorny feet and then pull them through the brambles.
That's pretty cool.
I hit him at the Aang dude.
8 burn immediately.
Pretend you didn't see that first one.
of
of
Hmm.
Actions with once a battle are sure you can be tired of the guys once per turn.
We don't have any of those.
When you lose shield game, plus one thorns.
After you kill three units, you can attack an extra time each turn.
Bro, who's even killing anything?
I don't think we're doing that.
I don't think we're doing the thing described.
This is not good.
Wait.
No, we're good.
It's time to time travel!
Cardan recalls Dr. Beanie's mentioning something about this.
Erdan inserts the cryogenic time chamber back into the sub-quantum vortex
chrono gate. The time machine turns on. Erdan approaches the time machine,
it hums with energy. What should the party do? Go to the past. Gotta go back.
he's just mutated what was that for the ice age
What oh that's terrible that's terrible I can't heal myself anymore with those
those just make us bleed
mama Mia AoE bleed yeah but like
he's on enemies though it's only applying one bleed instead of healing
enemies for like three to four HPs. Not good. Not good. It's a weapon now. It's a
terrible fucking weapon if that's the case. It's a double melee hit attack that
It inflicts a bleed at the start of its turn.
He eats cavemen.
Wee straight up.
I can't heal my guys with the award, dude.
This is terrible.
Now let's pertain him to that.
This necromancer is going to have to go even further beyond I feel like.
It's bleeding alright.
That's so, so absolutely terrible.
I wonder if we just sit here. I mean, I don't think I have any other options about being
Let's freeze him.
That could be worse, I guess.
I did it.
make our mansers up next we gotta break one corpse
how come these guys don't cast dude
Orn again!
We're dead to Bleed.
Bleed happens at the end of the round, right?
Oh
We get let's just finish them off so he doesn't get a turn
Oh
I didn't break the corpse who's gonna get their ass beat you reason
Why a lot of shit going on over there right now?
Could we have gotten a worse fucking mutation for this character?
I don't think it's possible dude.
Literally missing out on 20 damage per turn because he is launching them in this phase. It's so sad
And whenever I think like maybe like oh he'll bounce off of the cube and then bounce back into his spot
No, he's just gonna go in a completely fucking different direction by the way. Fuck you
Fuck you, dude
I don't know why Mookie likes her so much.
You unfamiliar, you spawner, poisonous, trouble units gain self-destruct.
All that one.
These are absolutely terrible options, by the way, because I am that prevents a knockback
and adds an instant, adds it to the base damage I only see once though.
We do have...
I think I have that, actually.
Let's take the self-destructor, yes.
Oh my
That's fine the poison the poisonous feet was on contact that chatter is right
We should get we should get the drill that monkey form now the is his healing opportunity has been removed
Nice
It takes damage of it's thrown onto something.
Uh, Killer 7? So...
Socrates finds a lock safe in the Ice Age, huh?
Although Ward with the age, the locking mechanism appears secure.
Damn.
A ranged attack that inflicts poison 2 once in a battle.
Ate's cats.
He also whenever an enemy damages itself with confusion.
the contacted game confusion.
Well, well, well, oh my god, I was I always beef it man. I'm so fucking who
You can move like a a knight
Form of a monkey
And
Worth it
Now witness
Nine damage huh?
Awesome.
That's freaking sweet.
A poop.
It's my poop.
Well, may as well haunt these big fellas.
Booga Booga, gotcha.
Where's the infront of me?
Attack it to send it flying, it's a spear.
Bro, that didn't do shit man.
I do good is a dead nation time brother there needs to be at least one of us in the wreckage
Oh, he can't reach anymore.
You throw that poop, buddy.
Wait.
Yeah, throw the poop.
Hook him.
He died before he made contact with us, so we did not get confused.
Interesting.
Don't get a boss.
I guess our quest item is kind of making up for the lack of healing right now.
How do I get...
Fuck it, beats your ass.
One, two, three.
It's time to be born again.
I get mana from that? No.
My poop's in the way.
Go forth, little poop.
How come that's not giving me thorns?
Oh my god, it does not work the way I thought I would gain one thorns for each time I lost
one shield.
That is not what is happening.
That is not what is happening.
I thought that was such a good combo because I was like, oh man, we can just like give ourselves
eight shield and then burn through it real quick.
Hell no, man.
Hell no.
That is not what has happened.
Idiot.
Now give him your final maneuver.
I don't get
That's the upgrade for the perk nice
I don't even know what to give you bro if I'm being honest hint
For the shield spam
hi actually where the Gary baby no we cannot wear that allied mission really
Saturday evening joint now we don't smoke we do a large block of ice is
before obis looking deep into the ice obis can see a humanoid figure frozen
it in. Rekha.
Raise a cave baby stuck inside.
What?
Frostbiter.
So as the knockback unit knocks back units.
Seek's food will grow up when it reaches full health.
Seeks food will grow up when it reaches full health.
Reeses adjacent units.
I bet this guy is like an instant kill of your frozen or some shit.
We will see.
Go forth, bird.
Let him know.
What if we made like a line of brambles right away?
You pooped on.
You killed my boop, you fucking bastard.
This character is so fucking useless, man.
Oops.
Hey, baby, it's not worth it, Gabe, baby!
It's not fucking worth it, dude!
I wonder if we give them lifesteal. That's not gonna work.
We need to step away from everyone, I think.
I think we just haunt, if I'm being honest.
Good luck buddy.
Alright this could be a problem actually, maybe we do this too early.
Heal.
Heal.
Heal.
I mean, we also could have picked a better spot to die in, but...
It's fucking slow.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
awesome all right man here's your here's your moment of truth buddy wait no still can't still
You can't combo guys, it's okay, it's okay.
I'm not upset.
Word.
And, and and and.
Why did you take, oh, sorry, sorry kid baby.
Sorry
All right, now you're kind of in the way of the okay, baby, it's gonna piss me off
Yeah
How did you take damage from that? Oh or passive we shot him I wasn't looking
You've been trapped you fool
We're so goddamn slow.
Alright.
Yeah, it's like he's deliberately maneuvering to avoid getting comboed by this character,
by the way.
Wait, the wrong guy.
Oops.
Wrong monk.
Do not kill cave baby.
Are we getting him?
Can you finally do something?
Ah fuck, fucking, ah fuck.
I should have pulled him first.
Wait no that wouldn't have worked.
All right, buddy
luck actually I think luck boys we got a way to consider also what's useful for
the bird I think luck
range for poop DPS it's literally plus one damage
this attack inflicts slow and has a 10% chance to freeze units
use the contact you gain slow and have a 10% should become frozen
time counts for all item sets
Lost a die buck with a loner at 1 HP.
Yeah, you got out, buddy.
We gotta get his luck above 5.
Hmm.
Refuse things for something since it's time for a haircut, my guy.
Are you my dad?
Because he said the same thing and I told him to go fuck himself.
I didn't say that.
I did not say that.
I didn't say that.
I'll be right back.
I was like, I gotta pee.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay!
The Smash is not buddying, it's not.
This is a party game tournament.
Don't get it twisted kid.
Just because, dude, in fact, this is super not FGC because there's actually money involved.
Thanks for listening.
Shit, Jamie pull that video up.
No, don't do it!
Oh my god, oh my god!
No!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
That wasn't fast enough!
We're truly the most misunderstood soul, the most overlooked being in our entire universe.
A creature that crawled from the very deepest, darkest reaches of the great swamp.
A creature so repugnant that not even its own mother could possibly stand the gaze upon its hideous visage
for more than five seconds without projectile vomiting.
A creature so sad and lonely, but not even single soul in the entire universe would ever love.
The music volume is a little loud sir.
Sorry dude.
Well I couldn't.
Is he gonna become the next Iron Man?
You gonna be a next Iron Man now?
Well no, I don't have time to be-
I'm a god.
What the fuck are you doing?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Does this place get overrun?
I'm glad I didn't make a noise, because that already kind of scared me a little bit.
I deserve this. I deserve this. Oh fuck my ass.
I remember Fall Guys dude.
I remember Fall Guys.
I sure don't.
I remember.
Why do they all have all stats up?
Ah.
Wait, we've got a race trader on our team.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Hmm.
Say that again.
We have a race trader on our team.
I don't think I said it. I think I said it pretty clearly the first time.
Behold.
Returns to base RTB what the fuck
Wait, oh we're good.
We gotta protect the cave, baby.
I don't think we can destroy that corpse back there.
Monkey form.
Yes, eat the human flesh cave, baby.
Realize your full potential.
They don't need him though.
That's my cave, baby.
Punches you into space.
Reloading!
Reloading!
Dead.
Ted.
Ted gets two turns, that's not fair.
Goodness, Corpse didn't come back.
Pierce?
Go away.
Hmm.
Oh, dude.
Bro, this druid, man.
This is my druid dude.
Go get him chief.
Hey baby!
No dude!
I think he's dead.
they didn't kick them in the space
but why
all right kind of cringe
Everyone's jumping dude.
Goes for killing blows against enemies with 10 or fewer HP.
I'm glad I read that.
important read, important read.
It's a beating time.
Give me a reload, bitch.
Goodbye bird-chan.
For the rest of the battle, you can attack an extra time each turn.
Arranged attack, wailed up.
I keep forgetting which one...
Okay, you're not the one that knocks people away.
We need this on the other guy.
I think we're gonna get the extra attack.
Uh, we pick here?
Oh, she's looting.
Destroying adjacent body or basic attack inflicts plus one leech for the rest of the battle.
Uh, unfortunately not very useful for us.
All tab is a Bust 4 shield.
Strange Egg.
This is the fetus or full heal.
We gotta leave our necromancer alive at the end here.
I don't like this.
What's the plan?
Alright, Burdick.
I mean we can we can play dead, but we just have to be alive at the end
Back up bitch
I guess we technically got moved.
Stay off my ice.
Excuse me.
Form
Get a big boss
All right, you can go you cannot hit anyone
You're going twice
And any up any
Oh, no.
They're doing good!
Got one corpse already.
Oh my god, wait. His...
The extra attack is triggering...
And that didn't kill you.
Wait, is...
wait they have they have human corpses or like player corpses
you're sh
I'm probably gonna kill this guy over here in the corner so can so can
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Dodge of health.
Oh!
Born.
Again.
off
down here, bitch.
and
and
I don't like the corpse are coming back anymore are they?
I wonder why?
Are we still getting the rea- it seems like we're still getting the regen though.
We should look at the item again.
We can no longer go down.
a duke and
Use the quest I'm gonna repair the time machine
I don't know maybe I just stuttered I don't know maybe I did
We no longer have it well we are still getting the region are we maybe I just got abuses this
guy's wearing this I don't think we are getting the region
whoops we've been action is jump
whoopsie whoopsie
lord bunga
one of lord bunga's top guys
retaliates when hit consumes adjacent units of the service turn
Blind to units behind.
good stun you bitch
the guaranteed stun on that huh
Jesus.
How come, uh...
Hmm, who'd be best behind him? Probably the Druid.
I can't get behind him.
I'm kind of getting behind him.
I
I
My pool
I
Hmm
I have to use my keyboard for this one fellas.
I can stand here. Thank God.
oh my
I
Oh
Hey turn oh my god, cuz the work cuz I'm fucking passive
I hope we're here am I heathome, back live through the phone.
We're stopped by duke-ing.
Maybe not, I don't know.
good combo dude
this poop might get in our way
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
All right
Oh, there's only one space there.
Oh, we got the best cat for it, so...
Should have just killed him, huh?
Oh
Yeah, yeah start of his turn
So slow man
My bird.
I don't need him.
turn doesn't eat behind guys oh shit I wasn't paying attention which way you're
spacing
oh no
keep shooting
I dare say that was not the beginning of his turn and I dare say oh wait no the fear
technically isn't his turn, huh?
Oops.
There I dare say
You stupid ghost don't you read the description of the enemy
Oh, I got some concussions.
That's all right, the worst monk got eaten, so...
Do do do do do do.
Exploiting a familiar causes the damage to all the GC units and spawning brambles, becomes
a moth, and all stats up fine after five turns.
Alright.
Honestly, god this would have been legendary if we hadn't got the thing that forced us
to remove the fucking rod on our necromancer dude.
This is actually so fucking sad.
the
way
to venture even further into the past
Bar... Ben?
Ben?
Goodbye nurse items.
Ooh, that's not bad.
Depending on... if it's a lob or not.
Scary baby.
Perkase, Molly Perkase.
Good luck getting through that boss with four guys at Moon Moon Pep W.
Hmm.
What boss?
Here we go.
Dude, mythical neck beard emerges from the bushes to inform me subtly about something
he's already experienced himself.
Good luck doing the thing that I spent 100 hours doing alone in my room.
Thanks.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
No problem.
Time traveler chatter mode.
Good luck in 100 hours, you'll know what I mean.
I don't know what to get rid of.
I want this. I want this for the fucking Kaiju fight.
Bro, his future trunks came to check! Yes, dude!
BOOM! BOOM!
Holy fuck, dude.
Dude.
He came with the fucking penaxel, dude.
Where the fuck is it called?
Is it of the heart pill medicine?
Those stupid giant monsters are fighting outside the store again!
you do something aren't you a murderer or whatever well murder them or I guess
murder at least one of them whatever gets them to stop destroying literally
everything in town I've been trapped in this damn store for a week now if my
landlord can go to hell if you think I'm paying for the last seven days you know
what go kill him too while you're at him and every other landlord out there
Gah!
Injury immunity.
Well it's pretty obvious that killing cavemen isn't helping us at all.
We need to go further, back to a time before me.
Just set the little dial thingy to 0 and see where you end up.
When you make it to your destination just hop out and start smashing stuff, for the future if you made it.
You're not the boss of me.
Who is your parents?
Yeah, we do a little in-breath, get in there, buddy.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
I really don't like this lag mutation, the one that inflicts bleed.
Box optics or something?
I think you go back in here.
You go away.
Um, we have another H1 cats, Astley, Issue, Agus are all there.
Very good, very good.
Seven days.
Talk boxes, Resil.
Good work, Bimblore.
Oh
Bull has evolved on this
Actually, I think it was the head mutation and the body mutation
You gotta eat these chin maxing right now. Holy moly
In Maxine Montrolo, they're so much
Was I too mean to that chatter?
I think I was.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry to call you the mythical neckbeard that emerges from the bushes, man.
Steven, he can adjust the difficulty of the world and resummon defeated bosses.
Remember when you traveled through time?
Remember that?
Well, you done goofed.
You know that thing where a Dracula can't come inside till you invite it?
Well, I'm like that, but I come in when you start messing with timelines.
So now I'm here.
Guess what I'm in charge of?
Difficulty.
Build those icons over there, that's an option screen.
Look an arrow, and that and that and none of the game gets harder.
Simple.
But why would you do that, you ask?
Well, beyond proving to your friends and family that you are smart and worthy
of love.
When you complete the game on hard, not only do you gain achievements, you also get more
in-game unlocks.
And if you push the out, just lower.
Now, so re-summon old bosses, old house bosses too.
If you set their difficulty harder and kill them, they'll meet rewards.
Anyway, that's about it.
That is until the DLC, where I become a final boss.
Fuck your shit up! Bye!
Mama Mia!
Hiya!
Inbred!
You are listening to 99 do not call me a pussy
Cease
For charisma nice beard
Everybody
All right, we someone just curse we gotta stop let's not skip like that anymore
Dr. Mother fucking sucks, dude.
Trampol.
Not the worst.
Get E-Cat.
BacingStack has a 10% chance to inflict webbed.
I do not like that.
Hmm.
Goodbye.
Hello, looking bald today.
Thank you.
It's my green screen. It's my fucking green screen. My digital green screen.
Look at...hmmm...get the strength mutation.
How come you have to die so young?
It's not fair.
Eight strength eight con here
Mama Mia
What are you guys doing in here? Oh, you guys love each other
Okay
Wait, they're me?
They're both ladies.
How are they have children?
No Leo, they should sub-
Looking for age one?
It's Timmy!
Hippie!
There's Harold not bad not bad musical spells cost 50% less man
it's a good job there
where's all the poop minus 10 comfort you or I said I don't like this like
mutation and knocks them back.
Yeah, we had a bad time with that.
Don't be melee?
Yeah, but it's...
All the other mutations are like melee oriented.
So many Sydney Sweeney cats.
Look at them eyes dude.
This cat is literally about to die by the way.
He has old age.
Maybe this is a blessing in disguise.
Yup, wait hold on.
Who else has the knockback one?
You
In you mr. Jambo
Nine lock
How did you even get that?
From this fellow right here do you?
Do we wipe out the knockback?
I think so.
I think so.
You got- you're ugly.
But he has no eyebrows.
It's weird.
Weird.
Goodbye, Jambo.
Oops.
Just sent him to the dock.
Who would I rather have dinner with?
Forson or...
This guy said Forson comma or comma has been gold.
How did you invent a new form of like comma here?
How did you do that?
Okay, now you're all alone.
Now you're dead.
Get something in my throat!
Oof.
Oof.
You're in breath.
You're gonna hurry us all up.
Oh, it, whoa!
Give us many good cats.
What is this horn?
Horn's one.
Looks cool.
Mama Mia!
Mama Mia!
What's her name, Contessa?
Strength Con Mute.
Bowser!
Not inbred. Surprising.
Let's just leave you in there to that, actually.
If they're not inbred, that just means we can afford to let them get a little inbred.
Possibly don't breathe so much, you end up making a clone.
But look at Harold, these guys are ugly. These guys are ugly, oh my.
Maybe I'll just throw you up here too, fuck it.
Actually, we can get rid of you, you're kind of unremarkable.
Where are our experienced cats? I think they all died.
oh we got this guy well we got to go adventure run row
.
Hmm.
You donated most of them?
Good.
All right, we got a whole host of very tall-eared cats ready to slaughter, dude.
Here's Astley.
Orph, defect.
Is it the knockback?
Hmm.
Nice immunity.
Then we got, oh, you're already in there.
I
Came a Herald dude Herald there he is Harold son
Just looks like a guy kind of person just to do
Who's like me it could be me
All right seven luck more like
Or like eight luck you like that six seven
I think psychics probably be really good
hear about get the knockback one don't you now it's you thank you a tank and
maybe we can get that knockback damage thingy so much I mentioned that I
forgot that existed you do you got to be a melee guy
Why is your aunt so shit?
Where?
Do-do-do-do-do.
Good clerk, good clerk.
Nice.
Who do we get?
AoE heal, get the AoE heal.
In mana heal, rat style, refresh, your basic attack, the movement action.
Falsely get the other turn, whatever.
Got fucking suplex, wait.
That actually kind of fixed the knockback, huh?
I wonder what happens when we suplex them.
They get suplex and then get knocked back or what?
Like to coin pick up refresh your movement action nice ignore shield nice
Who's really slow you
who would benefit from being able to teleport around nobody it's completely my
taxes being a 300-dollar refund what should I buy a VR chat compatible 11
fuck master 5,000 with a rotating dildo attachment? Yeah.
Wait, so this says your basic attack tosses units into the air if it's melee.
WrestleMania your basic attack becomes suplex suplex grab a unit in front of you
slamming into the towel behind you I wonder if we'll just throw him back or if
he gets slammed and then throw maybe we're slamming him so hard he's
bouncing back up
Charming baby. Scary baby. Plus one range. Who needs mana?
You could benefit from some, uh, from some, uh, plus three shield throw out, sure.
Wait, disregard.
Star with six.
This uses three.
Heal five.
Man.
Inflict immobile on units that contact you.
So I bet that works with suplex.
Man, I know it does.
Any glasses?
Any glasses bodies you destroy
No
Wait hold up
Baby start battle with a baby version of yourself
What?
Urrggh!
Urrgh!
Urrm, guys?
The mayor's getting all stats up.
Pop that bad boy on.
Maybe the baby will benefit.
No glasses, anyone without a hat, you.
into charm madness fear and confusion he is fearless
we're good we pimp you out a little bit hey
lock in
him.
Glory be to the father.
He means God.
You know, soldiers.
Just found a jaw rune in provincial, provincial, even on a brown set.
Grants.
I've never seen anything like that, Lady.
Just assume that they were all duped.
Let me go get some coffee.
Give me a second.
Yes below.
And we're doing it again.
No we're not, because I'm a fucking legend dude.
GOD DAMN IT!
Did you not think I was dead, Omega Loan?
I never died.
What?
What was that?
Mr. Roommoon, I'm so sorry for ever doubting you!
YOU'RE THE BEST DARKEST DUDGE OF FIRE NOVEMBER EXISTED!
I KNOW BITCH!
THAT'S FINE!
Alright, here we go.
He's not- he's not anxious about not streaming.
He's just worried he's gonna not make any money.
Like, it's not even about that, dude.
You know?
It's a part of my life.
Essentially, it feels like a part of me is missing when I don't do it, which is why I
rarely don't not do it.
You get anxious when you don't work for long periods of time?
Yep.
They're the same thing, except, I mean, this isn't a real job, so.
That's a Will Smith getting cheated on.
I liked Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff when they did that Halloween thing.
I don't care that his wife cheated on him.
There's a nightmare on my stream.
In the next couple of weeks we will be beginning our DMD game with Vigor and Soda.
And I will be streaming my perspective, and we're starting at level, that's where we're
going.
Hey Andrew, town, what's going on man?
Oh, you don't have a mic.
Alright, let's go swamp.
Right here.
Hold on, I want to show you something.
Hello, I lagged what the fuck we're dead
I got XP, boom easy XP FIRE!
Rest?
I mean, we're either fucking the cops or the other guy.
Oh god, oh shit.
I
Saved that guy I fucking did
Who is that? Tell me out of character, I wanna know.
Pizza time!
Have you returned to-
Uh...
Hang on.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
Oh
Hi
Just realized I got a... I think I got rid of my very high stat Necromancer.
Ahead of the boss fight that's happening.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
No bueno.
Many, many, Muffy.
He's not getting all sets up.
Guess the guy can control him?
Please, God.
Please.
Hmm.
Hmm. Nope. Not happening. Save scum? No. I won't. I flicking won't.
Hmm.
Saves come built into the game?
Shut the F up man.
So sick of it.
Wait, that's my friend.
That's my friend cat.
Okay, it's Charmed though.
Okay, that's Charmed though.
What's happening?
Oh, we're duplicating the babies right now.
Maybe you have duplication.
You're dead.
But we don't want to get hit by this guy because he injures us.
It's kind of a piece of shit.
Bum bum bum, bum bum
How about kill?
Suplex is school okay, he's getting he's getting knocked back
Stop birthing cats.
I don't know who's who anymore.
If he doesn't use a spell, we get aura from him too.
That was it.
You're dead.
Fuck you.
Retreat!
Stupid fucking baby.
And he only moved one square?
What's happening?
And before he can move more than that, and he fucking injures my guy?
I mean, buko, pandan, ice cream, and it's so good.
I never heard of that.
What is that?
uncultured swine man tries to improve himself only to be insulted understood
Suplexus guy into the terrain.
Like what you did to Kai? It all comes back to the reading blog, huh?
I can't believe they replaced Kyle with a clone, dude.
That was my goat.
My freaking goat.
You're feared.
Enchirmed.
Let's see here.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom?
Boom?
Boom?
Boom?
How about one crit though?
Okay.
Can you explain to me in human terms what you're doing?
I'm playing a tactical RPG about cats that have sex with each other.
Right now it's this guy's turn.
I'm doing his moves.
Do you wonder staying?
Not much of my suplex list.
Nothing.
Okay, you're gonna hurt me though. I'm your friend.
Why'd I do this?
Huge damn. Massive even.
grow the cleric okay
this guy just took a million fucking damage
kill this fool
Feel yourself now.
Feel yourself now.
Your life is as much worth as a summer end.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Maybe.
I'm getting good at this game?
Thanks man, but you ain't got a lot of mebrew.
I wonder if this still counts as a coin.
Fake comment.
Alright man.
Try three?
Okay.
Fragile.
A beggar with sad eyes holds up a small cardboard signed to B.
A beggar with sad eyes holds up a small cardboard sign to birth defect.
Can you please spare a few pennies for buddy?
It shook a bell.
Nope.
If you knock back unit instead of dealing extra damage...
That's the item we were talking about.
This guy's feared for and charmed before.
Psychic choke attack.
Why was it?
Don't care.
What is predicts all well played
well played well played
I'm choking the fringe
who's injured?
Don't choke the baby
It's fucking stupid ass fucking
Okay, I was one off
But let's see how much damage the suplex does
Okay, the suplex is not affected at all by this, which I feel like I knew deep down
Here's next
You fucking stop moving please
Yeah
I
Hmm
So get knocked back it doesn't count as a knock back
Hey, wasn't that funny, huh?
Hmmmm, I forgot.
Sort of pissed me off, buddy.
It's over.
You sing.
You sing.
You sing.
You sing.
I hate these things, man. I don't like the fact that they can just injure me as there's
a cop over here.
Stop Detected and down.
Not birthing immediately.
Okay.
Big damn.
Big damn.
Next doesn't matter though.
Oh, he's charm.
I did not see that.
Who are you immobilizing?
This guy.
There's idiot shoes in the wall, you don't want to get injured, kill him, tube down.
Who are you?
Who is his?
Who is that guy aiming for?
Who knows?
Yeah, come over here now, bitch, way you can, uh-oh.
I think they're just howling.
Go time, baby.
I think you can kill this guy, actually.
Never mind.
That's why you're the goat, buddy.
I didn't even have to do that.
We shouldn't have done that.
Sip it.
of juice first we've dipped slam this bitch all right back not so good all right not so
Not so good. Not so good. Not so good. Not so good. Not so good.
Stop fucking meowing. Now.
That was not a good move. It just happened to end up being a good move. I can't get to this guy, dude. Wait.
Oh.
This guy's hacking.
He's stuck behind the tire, man.
Juice it.
Wait, we don't want to exert in front of this, actually.
I just got an item for that.
What the fuck?
From a crate that I spawned.
What?
What?
It's rare, but it happens.
I ran nicely.
Hmm.
Drop a boulder on an adjacent tile, damaging and displacing units at land zone.
Doesn't Chew eventually ignore Shield?
Spawn Meat on an adjacent tile.
Bag over me.
Whoa.
It's been a hack after you using this die at the end of your turn.
Yep, that's fucking awful.
For us.
Strange muffled cries fill the night the howls and screams of the dead awaken from
their slumber.
halloween has allowing has begun at the end of each round the end of the
round each corpses 25% chance to arrive at half health half health would
minus five that was just thinking how how next it was not have to worry about
finishing a corpse off
that's awesome the Ranger that remains
It's an assly, a randomized name, yeah.
Retreat!
Oh, he's charmed. Thanks, buddy.
Little bitch.
All right, here we go.
Get rocked, fool.
Get suplexed, fool.
I sure hope my mini-me breaks this corpse.
You better.
You're next, so you died.
Dude, don't do it.
It's not worth it, bro.
No.
Oh, he's got Brace.
Whoops.
So you get two turns.
So he just doesn't want to insta-kill that guy, okay?
What's the plan?
I guess we can poison this guy.
well that was the incorrect place to stand but that's okay go get a boss
why can't I talk oh it's castable once per turn because of a wrestle maniac dude
it's not the actual toss ability idiot
We're all the hulk of maniacs.
morning. I don't know about the...
When behind an adjacent to an enemy or basic attack is a melee attack that hits
twice. Ignore shields and inflict weakness. He moves pretty far.
Weak spot, I think so.
Three kind of goes crazy, but what if we re-roll?
You mean me?
Game plus one luck whenever you make a critical hit. I don't know if that's temporary.
For the battle, four Ds. While traveling, Muffy finds a lock. It appears to be in a decent condition.
Hey! Welcome back, buddy.
We will put it on you.
The thing is, you can attack twice, and I don't think anyone else can.
Wait.
Eh.
What's the set bonus start with a battle with a baby version of yourself?
It's a mini me last grasp so range
When you're down, deal 6 damage to each enemy, deal 6 HP to all eyes, bonus ability, subpuku.
Necro skills are so ass, you know, honestly, we've gotten, oh no, we found out it was
This is a bone that we had with the necro ability actually.
Disregard.
When you heal a downed unit, revive.
Element spells deal double damage to an amnesia, so healing it and inflict burn too.
We'll grab this.
How come we're not fighting that one that we make?
Arpill
Abapill
Take that.
Please, take a million turns.
I don't care.
Why is this doing 2 now?
I don't think this will ever take poison damage.
But maybe at the beginning is around actually?
Oh yeah. I forgot.
Fucking bitch.
Stop vomiting on me freak.
I think we should hit the boss.
We should've used poison mail first.
Rookie fucking mistake.
I'll use the spell, fuck.
I should use prayer then.
Oh.
I like that strength. Yeah. All right, we're good. We're good. Wait, he's the guy from
is it dude I'm lucky why not bounce diagonally coward
Smeet up, Tracer!
Live again!
Just like Deadlock, fuck you!
Why is that my fault?
I bring back overwatch the game is fun again, so I only play games that are minimum eight
years old back to the past
who's getting mutated and why well that looks promising actually
Not take extra damage from back stabs, okay, I mean whatever I guess
I feel like if we walk up, we get fucking maimed, no?
Should have walked up.
I should have looked at their status effect.
Ah yeah, yeah.
them. Dude, Charmin Fear Baby kind of doing some heavy lifting right now.
I'm not sure.
Hmm.
I heard him.
Haha, worthless!
Oh my god, this energy was sacred already, I didn't even think of that.
We have to be facing him though, don't we?
Yeah.
We knocked him back.
How come they can heal each other?
Any more charm, nay?
Well, good luck.
The fucking burn is in the way.
Thank you!
Okay!
So you hate me though, I got it.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So you hate me though, got it
My god
Slam them
You just got out maneuvered so fucking hard can't move
There's back unlimited items glitch.
Oh, this corpse exploded, nevermind.
The Vandy Golf League's for 7, NGL don't have high expectations with the map, it's only
unique to mid-shifting Earth, but new bosses and classes are cool.
Yeah, whatever that guy just said.
When you knock a unit into an ally, or knock an ally into an enemy, that ally uses their
basic attack on the other unit.
Plus one knock.
Talking about Orc Massage?
Ooh.
Now that's a game.
Attack damage is increased by a lowest stat minus two.
There's a ring.
All units gain stealth at the start of the battle. I hate that. I hate that actually.
It's actually fucking terrible
Oh, you're charmed, unlucky.
You can't hit him, he's an ice cube, you fuck!
You dumb bitch.
What are we here?
Probably you bruv.
God!
Yeah, fuck him up.
Death to baby.
These guys are getting promised, son.
You just raise them you- dude anyone who is up- anyone who is like stoked on getting AI
controlled enemies, allies?
Bro, you are- you actually have fucking brain damage, right?
You have brain damage.
I've never been like, oh my god, my AI-controlled companion just did some shit that literally
saved my runs.
was like, oh, he just resurrected three enemies to heal my guys for one HP, by the way.
He literally deleted two of my character's turns because I had to clean up the fucking
corpses, man.
Oh my god.
Unbelievable.
I can hate this thing man, what do you think the green drink tastes like?
Great. Eat it.
The rock snobs.
Range ice attack that inflicts slow.
Places bear traps, that's awesome.
throw rocks
fuck you
of course my guy wants to walk over that by the way
Oh my god, dude let me pivot let me go this way instead please is there a way to do that
Do do do do do do do do.
He's gonna see something cool.
He moves after I throw him.
I was gonna jump here and then knock him into the fucking bear trap right there
With my item dude. It's not fair
That was super cool it would have been very cool in your man
you're freaking mad dude don't freaking forge it
How do you do that?
He's charmed for one more turn.
How do you get a jump?
He does have a job, I just didn't use him.
Oops.
Can't move.
Not my freaking problem.
Dead.
I'm gonna kill your parents first motherfucker. Oh yeah. Boom.
Okay, I didn't hit him. I'm lucky. Oh no!
Oh, thanks.
Oh, no!
That was right here. That was one down.
Ay, ay, ay.
Oh, we need the Charisma.
Nice!
Your items lose Brittle and Fragile.
Your weapons are 25%...
Oh!
I was uh
I don't think we need anyone with speed around we're pretty quick, so
Do thorns ice immunity move three tiles leaving and shut our copy of moving through basic attack. Oh, it's like the ability
Basic attack kills allies don't need that
Hmm
Strength
Why the fuck did you do that? Oh, you're on my team. Thanks
That was awesome, please cats his weapons pregnant
Would you shoot a nail at a pregnant woman? I think so.
Did we go big?
As it wasn't worth it.
Obliterated.
Self coming in clutch.
Guys, what just happened?
Where's my cat?
He's alive.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Unbirth my cat immediately.
Stop good.
He's beating his ass.
Go after me instead.
Jesus.
Uh-oh.
Um, guys?
Oh my god nice back hook.
It's time.
deal deal deal
oh my
Jesus
I'm
um
Hmm
Mass ban a leech and click ban a leech to and weakness to an all units within three tiles of you
Or wait
I'm going to destroy it.
It smells nice, but nothing happens.
We don't eat fruit.
Okay.
Moves across the entire map.
I don't do pig that will do
I don't need you to suplex this.
The charms, oh my god, there's executing them over there.
You will get knocked back, you will get knocked back.
Juicin'
Fuckin' sinner.
and stand there.
Mm-mm.
Maybe we should have kept the spring.
Okay, big dam incoming.
Oh, that attacks my teammates too?
Uh-oh.
Come on, aim this first and then do that. There's only one extra damage though.
Okay, explain to me. Oh my god.
Oh you!
There's any standing in front of me, otherwise I'd be able to throw a quick poison ale at
that one and be done with it.
That's awesome, dude.
One million hit combo.
Transform the spell into a random tank spell permanently.
only if you have five or less health
what's your skincare routine and are there any products you can recommend
Um, he's a face lotion, believe it or not.
I forget what it's called though.
Oh, slow three. Nice. Where before the boss?
How far up do you put it on? I think you know how far up I put it on.
Okay, we charmed the boss. That's actually kind of shitty, but.
I
Stun
All right, all right, all right
Not really any good Aang here.
Went to stop there.
Hmm, do we go get our ass beat in the corner?
Okay, not good.
Also we should have done that first.
It's getting idiot.
I used my keyboard.
The button we were looking for is R, not E, by the way.
Let's kill.
You.
No more coins.
Didn't realize there was another ice tile there.
I
Nice.
okay operation keep away
I don't know if he need us right now
then he can't
I
Buddy you good
Being good
He just gets up.
I don't know how much we break that.
our previous understanding of the fight was that he gets up when all of his ads are done
we were standing here so that we were not standing directly in front of him to avoid
that exact attack surprise he gets up and does that attack if you take a blow certain
amount of HP. Omega lol.
Oh
Oh, the slow.
really don't want him to get eaten
Oh
We should we might still be fine, but man
Probably not
Me me me
Wow
Okay, you just got body mutation?
The Jurassic.
Basically, I have 5% chance of like fear.
Well, let's see.
They random number of times.
the fucking mother fucking tall grass to that's fucked up
Nope.
The two man
I have 11 luck.
There were six.
Three?
The thing about that is, our basic attack isn't the best.
Look at this mana leech thing, so maybe we can quickly stack up some dodge.
Hello, Landon.
You're all for going to a sick- oh my god, for a tree.
Fuck.
Oh shit, that would have been- oh my god, man.
Give him the scythe.
Why not?
guess pick up cats and peck them range attack inflicts done
Man, no good tall grass strats right now.
Actually, this should be fine.
Wait.
Oh!
You just don't care.
Don't care.
You don't care if I have 60% dodge.
You just grab me for free.
That's luck, baby.
I think we got to go in the grass here.
Any other sleep new to homies in chat? I'm a new sleeper.
Gross? What?
I automatically cast the spell at the end of each round for free.
I mean 80% dodge is pretty good man, but this one also fucking out.
I think we already do a lot of damage so we probably do need some uh, rounds here.
Use the Condector tank you'll get by lighting while there's a percent chance to stun.
80% dodge may as well be zero.
Um...
That's a dodge. That's not a word.
He's really high luck though.
Mind and night wringles his nose at the distinct smell of iron in the air.
Dark pulls of blood or slattered across the ground.
Believe me in the dim light, lick it.
Wow.
One HP heal.
That's man.
Defends his partner.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that.
Dodging out of his fucking gourd right now.
You ain't got no HP, buddy.
No coin, huh?
How high can your dodge chance go in tallgrass?
Right now we have a...
We got yield 95% dodge checks.
of
the
It would appear he has a move that simply removes us from the grass.
Well, well, well.
Well, well, well.
Good luck.
We got so angry, he took his shit, dude.
Roast.
He goes again. But we kill him anyway I think.
Disregard fellas disregard the disregard fellas. We had exact lethal
Plus for strength of the end of term
They'll cost less only cost one
I feel like that's really good.
But we're gonna take it.
Good CC.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Your colorless spells cost minus two mana.
Dodge chance.
item abilities deal plus two damage get 25% critical chance. You're facing a unit after
you move automatically attacking you. Right now it's a weaker one. 17 speed, dude. 30%
dodge chance. I don't think we can go hard. I don't think we can go hard. We should
not go
There's a spin attack when it takes the damage
I'm
I
I'm a Mia not so lucky
Hmm, how much damage does that spin attack do?
Oh, it'll kill him cause he has thorns.
Oh
Holy fuck
No
One crit.
Not enough.
I swear we just keep killing that guy for a heli-tron.
or each each each combat
of
them
real yes we get if we get guaranteed credits
somehow. This is also good. Catch the bird. No way he didn't choose to. Oh, I would like
to be able to immobilize stuff. We crit often. I don't understand. How is that not the the
correct choice?
Now this game plus one con at the start of each battle.
Hey, if only this was a little bit cheaper.
Put the bird poop.
No point.
And before this thing has a million shield, by the way, yeah
Dumps towards units that damage it lifts wouldn't it takes enough damage
So I can't melee this thing
See I'm worried that thing just instantly kills me, but on the off chance he does.
He's stomping on my bird!
Ew.
No.
Got you.
Uh...
Inflix, poison 3 to units that contact you.
Really.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
This is the Astley show.
I
We are never curing that poison
I remember we're gonna make it fall
Oh
Can't come all the way over here interesting maybe he can
We're gonna stay right here.
We hold the line.
Got the beta!
The world is so rough!
The beta is so tough!
I'm gonna just kill you!
Noooo!
Nooo!
Nooo!
Nooo!
Nooo!
Nooo!
Nooo!
Nooo!
Nooo!
Nooo!
That's a lot of HP.
I don't know I'm not sure we can dodge it so that's a good
I don't think it can go any further over here
I
Can dodge that
We're dead doing Zosha, I think.
There's literally nothing I can do, I think.
So I'm pretty confident our Sacred Heart got broken somehow.
I took it off.
Where have we put on instead?
Just bury. Oh.
I
of
the
We'll let the dodge carry us boys.
I
Oh
Wow, I just realized we were getting luck every time we crit there
Wonder how much we had probably 30
24% believers, by the way, elbow drop from the top fucking ropes, dude. Shatters your sternum.
Analyze.
And use three times per turn. It's the needle from Fear and Hunger 2, guys.
Volcano. Gladly. Gladly. Goodbye, Landon. Leaps into the volcano and parishes in the hot depths
below. The ancient gods smiled down favorably on the cats, pleased with Landon Knight's
brave sacrifice. I really like the animation that happens when they, like, drifts towards
stuff and then like disappear. After an arduous journey through the Jurassic the
time machine is a welcome sight to the cast.
They used to the peace sign? Oh no he did the T to the T.
Now adventure to the future
This fucking ass dude
So whatever we're about to fight uses fire, which is why we have the hose
I'm pretty confident we only have three cats because unfortunately two of ours were killed instantly
I'm never gonna use this actually maybe
Yeah, let's keep that action
I want this
kind of a... kind of full up right now
yeah well i guess your dumb time machine idea didn't work it's pretty clear our answers
Don't lie in the past, but in the future obviously
Why you thought going into the past to change a damn thing is beyond me?
Listen, just set the machine to the future and hop inside
Then find a phone book and look me up
I'll no doubt be extremely wealthy and have invented some way to fix our current issue
In fact when you find future meets is bring me back to our timeline
Then the two of us can put our brains together and really fuck shit up
fix shit up
Fix the shit that you did
God, these pills got my lips slappin' today, don't they?
What was I saying?
Oh yeah, go get me more drugs.
Okay.
You only have three cats.
Not one of them heals, by the way.
It's Bimblore, dude!
We gotta look for a guy with...
a really good...
colorless spell.
Wait a second, do you think we can reduce this to zero?
No.
Only as a one?
That's so fucking cringe, man.
I mean this is a heal spell and it's a water spell. Hold on.
Okay, Moisy.
Meow meow meow meow.
Only once per battle. We're not taking her anyway.
Um, one ice damage inflict slow to infinite range is pretty good as well.
Seven. Oh, we can't use you.
You're too good.
We're using you
Inflict confusion 2 on a unit
This might be the answer we need
Robin oh we can't take her fuck she's one. She's just a child
Oh looks like it's gonna be a little noisy Bob Blinka Ashley I call upon you
once more
Oh
We have to put the hose on someone that isn't this character assuming this is a firefight.
Which I mean, the first one was, and now they're together, so surely we're going to be getting
set on fire constantly.
Oh, I can't do that, man.
Fuck.
Wait.
This might make water tiles on the ground.
That might be really good.
Unfortunately, can I use Sacred Heart with the Monk?
two backflip. We're gonna be leeching man. On G.
I don't think there's going to be any bodies but our own here.
But all the cats have butthole mouth?
That's just the prestigious line of inbreds that they hail from.
Not much can be done.
Hmm, the late damage is taken all at once at the end of your turn.
But can we dodge the delayed damage?
Oh my god. Wait a sec.
You can cleanse it? Yeah, we don't have a cleanse, unfortunately.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Red cat has cleanse.
We can do it once.
Give the noob cat the self destruct button.
Oh my god, wait.
I mean, we get one lick per turn, even without this.
You need him?
I think this is better.
Nuclear gun.
I wonder if we can dodge the nuclear explosion.
You can?
Yeah, I don't think so, buddy.
I don't think you're as powerful as you think you are.
You have sacred art still
This is really good for him
You can't put Suggma can wait who's Sugg who is that?
Well, okay, we actually can't put this on him.
One and a.
We need the 9-0.
What three mobs will the fighter kill?
I don't know, I've never done this fight before, so I don't know if this fight is going to
spawn Adrien on.
You know what I mean?
Oh, I mean I know now, because you just fucking told me, bitch.
He's fu- told me.
Hey!
Oh, I think I'm gonna take this hat off now.
I just got a weird feeling like that's not going to be very useful in this combat.
Bro, are you a genius? I could be. I could be.
I don't think...
There's much else we can bring.
We need the Nine-In for the Hadouken every turn or whatever.
Alright.
They want to kill each other.
Oh, it's carrying his injuries too.
Hmm... who do we manel each? That is the question.
Look at these two guys.
to be the fuck out of each other, man.
How am I honestly supposed to anticipate that, by the way?
Any coins over here oh my god we don't have the fucking movement refreshing one dodge
Good job, Chief.
Hmm.
I need you to wake up there, Chief.
Ah, you could have just done this.
I made a river!
Maybe not yet.
I was a prince buddy
Hmm
No
He wasn't making it across the map to not hit that guy with that brace by the way
Damn even he's down. This is an ass leak show right now
How are they standing in the one fucking place that makes it impossible for me to have them
save lives?
Let's go... here?
Not bad. I'm so fucking sorry.
Oh, we can dodge that. That's huge.
I'm feared that's okay we'll ramp a little bit
Really watch out. Oh my god
I
Did why
All right behind them
Hmm do we have to stay in the water here probably not
I really, really need you to cry a little bit.
I made the correct choice.
Hey, Nadasa.
Bro, where'd my chicken go?
Ain't no way I used that three times.
Where did it go?
You did.
Man, if I had the cleric from our last run, I think that was really nice.
the
Oh my god.
That's Ashley baby, that's quality!
Get a different item, depending on who you help.
Holy guacamole!
Where's the college? Am I blind?
Plus I am.
Zarathana joins you on your journey. She wishes to activate an obelisk in the core.
What?
Find your house. Yeah
Shoot a casual 250 damage in like two turns, dude. Holy guacamole, man
I'll be right back. What's that real quick?
I
Minecraft music so sad
Oh, no, no chat
God damn it. I knew it was gonna happen
No!
Dude, I didn't have another bucket of water, man! Why didn't I just wait?
Good.
Oh, no!
Holy shit!
It's him!
Oh!
I can't beat this shit!
I'm pretty sure because he jokes all the time with his dudes like while they're sleeping
and you bring his dick and put it in their face and take a picture.
Oh, shit. You ever, you ever like, you ever like, kiss his dick when he does that?
What?
Dude, stop!
As you now enter Satan's domain...
Nice.
Bye bye.
We should have a bunch of raps to slew so we might be able to come back.
No!
Give that to a racer!
Monster!
Tell the racer to stop.
Nothing?
You have a schooner in the server right now.
Maybe they have...
So you can just pull in there.
Yeah, I think we're sailing it.
Wait.
Just pull in there.
I'm trying to get the racers with it.
Yeah, they stopped.
They're right next to us.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, okay.
Just-
Gonna go up.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-
You hear that? That's the sound of success, bitch!
Eeeh!
I will be exclusively streaming
a live cam feed
of my thick
girthy cock
on my freecams.
For God's subs only.
That's right.
For low, low price of $24.99,
you can get a live beat of my dick!
As it spews, it's putrid!
Come all over the underside of my desk!
O.C.
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Tell us
Why is the screen shaking it's your yo fat mama
Sheed the back yard.
I'm eugenics down.
I think I'm good.
So we are going to play a little deadlock.
Oh yeah.
He hates the game?
I'm good on 60 hours of mugenics. I think
Mark of all trades six for seven
It felt like two thousand
Yeah, look, I know for a ball and shoot gamers it can be pretty ponderous to
contemplate a true a true gamer strategy paradise but
you know you know what it is dude
did Trout get melee removed from this game yet
I was kind of waiting until that happened.
Oh, she's so sexy.
My hands are actually so cold right now.
Is that a weapon?
It's a freaking baton, dude.
It bounces off wall.
Mmm.
Hey, scales.
You're the exactly the person I need to be in chat right now.
Because I adjusted my microphone settings and I'm gonna yell now and you're gonna tell
me if it's better or worse than it was before.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Better, but you also screamed away from the mic?
I normally try to scream away from the mic, though.
Quick little warm-up. Who do we play, though? Random. Good idea.
Can we play this while you queue?
I'm way beyond the moon.
Oh god, Hugh.
Which way the gay characters all of them in parenthesis?
How about this one right here?
I don't like Sinclair guys.
He is a cool old though, so.
He's gay? Or he has a wife?
Is it like isn't like his wife inside of him?
Hold on. I'm not trying to get in-game music down the bus.
we got reactive barrier
it's pretty nice
but is it nice for us
I think we have cooldown for our old bell
feels about to pass it up but I think I made the right choice we even max on this guy one
Oh, Maxwell. XD.
I'm treading right now, actually.
I'm helping oh yeah there's a guy I want rim old hi I'm in tower now
you not bunny her when she's on that just cover spilled by one this guy's a
Fuck him.
Okay.
I can get him, boys.
I don't like Sinclair, man.
It did literally any other character, I think.
I'm helping.
Does S4's favorite character? I mean, it looks really cool, but man, I don't like using this one.
Okay, you like that? I'm hitting the creeps. I forgot they changed his ult. Or her ult.
I hit the Yamato for a hundred damage with the Hazel by the way.
I don't think so buddy.
We need uh... we need range.
I
Was young to hold even do this bitch recess my shit
I hit you
Oh my god, oh no!
What's going on in here, man?
I think I'm going to hit the creeps because it's an overtime right now.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't think I could have killed the Abrams with this ult, I just don't think I have
the damage. It walks out. I feel so lived, dude. We can get an enhanced leech off of
this.
Reverb of course.
I mean, this is honestly an insane heal, but I think we re-roll for an enhanced spirit item, like that one.
It's about to get really perverted in this bitch!
Oh my god!
It's only an ability range though.
We aided back up, understood.
Get off of my tower you son of a bitch
Yeah, I'm just launching them right now
Okay, how are you gonna stop that?
I have no see him!
I have a- oh god, okay.
I have another triple.
There's always have those shit
Oh, where's the Abrams
I'm beginning to believe how's that not hitting that we need ability range so
I'm still fucking bad.
Oh no.
Um, my guys...
Um, god.
Did he hit someone?
Who?
It was in fact not all good by the way
It was not all good
Oh
Do we get focus lens bunny dude, baby
Or uh, sorry. Echo shard.
There it is.
This doesn't, I mean, I still think we take Baronless, actually.
Okay, max damage 666 dude.
Oh yeah.
Oh.
What's up?
Hmm
I did not hit that guy by the way, motherfucker has witch mail dude, what do I do?
I don't want to hear more stories on the other side of the map.
Good luck running from this.
Get ready.
I can do things like that.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
two
children are invents me to turn into a rabbit
Yeah, both of you re-expand.
30% ability range, dude.
How's the haze building gone?
You can't copy T-Mult of this guy.
I'm a pussy.
I think we should be more aggro with our ult.
Unfortunately, I mean, we should probably just still remult and remult them, honestly.
I was at not work hello I was on him first hello he's unstoppable deal dude am I not
I have the fucking upgrade!
I ended mine first?
If I ended mine first, shouldn't he have...
Oh...
Yeah.
Yeah, great.
I'm just stupid.
It's okay, we have our old becas.
I
Just shooting breath
I'm a mere
Oh my god, I
I just...
I just...
Come on, Mia!
I
We there's no negative
Or much more to do man
Chud team?
Oh, man.
I'm a key player, dude.
This happened to way more damage than I did, actually.
Random not-sync player.
You're so slow and Krilla shows 3 through 5.
The ults were random but I mean who knows dude, who knows what was going on maybe.
Divi was on the phone dude, I don't know.
Did he say Hawk Tua?
You guys hear that?
Hawk Tua.
I mean being a mod my game.
This hot to it man. He's as hot to it
You say he'd be saying a hot to it dude, I think I play Sinclair like one time
Bindo, thanks for subbing.
Alright, you guys are gonna make fun of me, but I played Ivy zero time.
This doesn't seem worth it.
This is a re-roll actually.
I like Mystic Slow.
Sounds like also good
Oh, no
Max one boys
or what get a fucking great talent dude
I don't even know how to grab some of my old
Let's test that where's target hero
Is that good we're not worse now
Very nice
So my hands are so fucking cold
Upstanding so you're mocking us
Oh you wish it was cold and flared it
How you down?
All right, we're going we're gonna make our one as big as we can
There it is, we need some charges, but 6 point and Bindo needs for 7, oh I can move down.
It's been a little bit since I played it.
I don't know if they give you a rapid recharge in this game mode.
I think you can get it on any character with charges.
No?
That's perverted.
Very large.
Okay.
Oh, she went that way?
Hello?
What's up all his mean?
Get stabbin' and shit.
No way.
Mama.
Objective gaming objective gaming
Ashley red there it is
Hmm
But what if we real re-roll this and got something even this is pretty good
That's good, that is nice, that is quite nice, holy moly!
I still would like even more radius isn't there there's like a cap and a fruit is
Okay, I hit the run button, I'm flying around.
We're go.
Beep beep.
Beep beep.
I'm all out of charges whatever kudzu is
it's over dude the plant is it like we
Do we get a golden Kappa hype train going bro?
Please.
Oh no.
What have you done to deserve that?
The Giga and base of bond.
Wow, the maximum stacks go up on an enhanced...
I'll get him.
Look how my stacks aren't fully regenerated right now.
Was there another?
Okay there was.
What's happening?
There's 600 damage on that page.
of
Don't bitch.
She really thought she was dead, huh?
She thought she was the drink, but she's just the sip dude.
How does that...
I don't hit the tower, but today, we're going to hit the tower.
I
Dude stop
Who says that who says what?
Well, you can material do I've never played this character one time actually, but never played Ivy
I fed TeeHeat, dude, but what about the objective damage line at the end of the game, bro?
Alt-cast, tool.
Prop a bomb and not grief your teammates.
Come.
We have been doing quite a bit of teammate griefing, I will say.
As one does, I really don't have to take this curve.
Re-roll.
Now, what if we curse the Apollo, guys?
Wouldn't that be funny?
We do a little trolling
Okay, why without a bomb
Um guys?
Um fellas?
Dude we're just-
I was about like 3, I was holding it. Dude I panicked actually, I forgot what button it was.
Yeah, I just wanted to go back to shop.
You think that they think it's my fault that we're losing?
Surely not.
Um.
Gotta get an Enhanced Witch mail I think.
River gun item
Re-roll
That's not good
What do we have
Skip, take some? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Maybe not, but...
If I hadn't sold the Tesla, then maybe.
Guys, where'd my HP go?
Guys, where'd my HP go?
What the- WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
What-
Dude, that guy dove my entire fucking backline to kill me.
They're above us.
I
Look there's flying bro
I am having many abilities
You're saw me right now
Where is this bitch at, hello?
I'm getting fucking railed from space dude she's just flying that I I don't know
most of our damage came from great talent there but it felt like I was
I'm getting shot permanently from above me.
I don't know.
Guys what if we randomed one more time?
Chopra from Zero Ivy Games?
Um...
I can't even do that.
Oracle.
um
I
Play two sorry and actually my win rate was 100% but
So you lied dude white
Thanks, Robot. Fucking liar-ass streamer as usual.
What's not purpose, guy?
Boom.
When you start saying starts losing you start saying we
Yeah, there's a reason they call me a man. I believe in collective punish
How does character in deadlock dude Ivy for sure
No Viper. Sorry.
I'm not talking about the guy who smokes crack.
This is goofy ass ultimate, dude. He's crazy.
The mood!
talking shug night no no no shungite
I
Like I'm jail you wouldn't say that shit to his face
You five foot to blonde punk
What was it you wouldn't floss in Times Square
What the fuck did she just say? Any Brazilians in chat?
I've actually played Graves zero times. However, I think I'll have a much easier time.
Graves player? I randomed up.
Let the gifts of the hidden kings support your efforts.
Yes.
Thank you.
Bucket.
I think that's only good for a one in our four, right?
Or maybe that wasn't very good.
And view an ability with increased range.
What if we got that on our wall guys thoughts?
Is that too perverted?
Toxic?
No, no, no, no.
Let's go wall build.
How do I flip this?
Oh, nice.
Fucking breakdown dude.
Fuckin' breakdown dude.
It's not quick gas.
Oh, what?
No, no, no.
My wall's got a giga cooldown, what the hell?
It's a brick wall.
For my thing.
This guy actually meleeed me, he's dead.
No.
That worked.
I think so.
Alright, let's get out of the barricade wall.
Alright, let's get out of the vertical wall go indeed.
Wait, what?
I'm not used to not quick-ass by the way.
I have a wall to single person by the way.
There we go. Nice.
Hee hee hee.
Oh, you're in there.
I have a B-Bob? Well...
For minor, I did not pick this character, Willie.
Where's my Peabob skin?
I gotta mod my shit.
Alright.
Mew mew mew mew mew.
It's a bit resilient because great talent player.
Hmm.
this. It counts for the wall too. I need cool thing. Oh. Oh my god, the length. Is there
a naked Venator skin?
Wow, that's so hot.
There's a bunny suit the doorman one
It's a come David suck them
I
Fuck
Yes, they're gonna come for it
Well
I'm like avoiding the graves wall.
Um, guys?
Slips into the darkness?
Okay, I went for a hook.
What the f-
It worked out.
Don't turn around, don't turn around, don't turn.
Help!
Why'd it get stuck on the thing?
It wasn't even there.
It wasn't even like that when I hit left click.
here we go. Cold front is ready, dude.
BOOM BOOM
hmmm
their spear life sealed up
that was terrible by the way to pick the
why the fuck did I pick that
that's terrible
can you use this after
oh no
this isn't that good is it
trophy not bad I mean like
fuck this one oh my god what's happening
Okay, I got some bullet, Rez, dude.
I got rescue beam
That wall f**king serves statement
Sucks you to death
I wonder what the actual duration is with the upgrades in the... what's it called?
It's way... way the shots is good on this character, isn't it?
How's that work?
I don't shoot bullets.
We all have stuff.
Should we get refresher?
Sure, man.
of
all
of
guys be careful
Hmm
Hmm I be my basil. Oh
Hey one in
who's whistling there's the drift
I think this guy kills me if I say here by the way.
I am the Reaper's Handmaiden, dies.
Dies it's gonna have one HP
What's the uh, oh they're muted for 10 seconds afterwards hmm. I think we can hit with her right
Drop that
Just we're gonna say apply to her left click
Is this even any good?
It might be.
I'm not sure.
Where'd we drop?
This one?
Oh yeah, we aren't using connect dash or right.
You're right.
Echo short wall?
What is going on over there?
Now, when I- when I cool down as well!
Now when I- when I cool down as well!
Hey, upon disconnecting!
I've already used my ability points to those fucking stun lock, but I wish I had this.
Wait, who has this?
Celeste.
Yeah, that's awesome
I can't, dude I can't fucking, I can't dash, I can't dash, what the fuck!
What just happened?
Oh my god, he has an enhanced nullification burst.
Oh my god.
I think everyone has a legendary suburbia the bebop has fucking room to gauntlets.
There's four in the game, 20's team.
Damn, I'm so fucking dead, man.
YAY STUDA!
BROTHER!
Come in.
I mean, I walked up and died. I should have checked their items, dude. Anyway, good fucking stream.
I'll see you guys moon day, dude.
The fuck are there 58% believers? Cause it's raining and weather might-