there was music playing but it is not playing anymore
What the flippy do let's listen to Toronto drill up there it is
All right
Dipped up you know it buddy
Don't think submit more I said thanks for seven Captain Barricade is a bit hmm. They've been thanks for seven. Okay
Today we will be attempting to survive when the world is full of very fast zombies who want to eat me
It been a Romulus and quickest in Lord young bold in Tiven and Quagar and survivors who's eating through something. Thank you
We gonna do custom
We gonna do West Point
I'm gonna go through the settings I changed real quick.
I already have a preset.
Cause I set it up last night.
Normally a day is an hour and a half.
I set it to two hours.
I increased the population multiplier to high.
Zombie count to high from normal.
Respawn unseen hours.
It was a, I think it was,
Smaller than this number. I raised it up. I also changed the rally group size from 20 to 5
To the other they form groups apparently
As I did a five spinners probably better than 20
Didn't change anything about the loop. I changed the gas the initial gas
Pump them out. I think it's it can be empty
and
here now
Who was my mic muted?
I don't think so.
Uh, yeah.
I basically made so gas pumps can't have no fuel on them.
I think that's cool.
I also changed the life maximum hour lifetime of a campfire from 8 to 24.
didn't change anything here I changed a helicopter event to happen sometimes as
opposed to just once I turned multi-hit on I think it'd be pretty necessary in
this particular challenge
I didn't change anything there.
I downloaded a mod for a 69 Dodge Charger.
Here is the distribution of zombies.
We got 97% Sprint Horror.
One Fast Shambler, one Shambler, one Crawler.
That's mainly just so I can see other different kinds of zombies.
Boom.
I made a preset 9 strength of 9 fitness.
let's rock boys. Oh, we gotta make our characters appearance. Big boss. This does not matter.
There's a mullet, right?
Pretty sure.
I think when it has more definition, it's better.
be a little bit lighter than that?
I gotta look at a picture right now.
I feel like a PE teacher.
Shut your freaking mouth.
We gotta get an eyepatch. I don't know if they uh, if they have them.
I wish they had a bandana to start. I don't think they do.
the
Oh, and Graylix was up.
I still have the poop mod now.
Hey, this is how you fucking die.
Am I participating in the Minecraft speedrunning today?
No, man.
Expect evil days for something?
Is it a streamer event?
Is it streamers, dude?
V streamer V streamer, dude?
Yeah, I gotta watch.
Big boss.
I'm
Mommy
Bad man
You're pretty good
You're pretty good. You're pretty good. You're pretty good.
Kept you waiting, huh?
Eeeh, the...
Eeeh, isn't it?
Make a sandwich.
Hmm, let's secure our windows.
hearing some groanin' boys
you're pretty good
sounds so pissed man, jesus christ
No sheep for the backyard, that's actually pretty bad.
We're going to take the griddle pan, crackers, and I'll have a knife to cut these uh...
The bread.
Hmm.
Are we away?
Away.
The way who locks their fucking door
I want to break the window.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, God.
That's why we're John Fitness, baby.
dodge
come on fuck cabler down bitch
there's so many over here
come on mind
Any of y'all got anything cool?
Some sunglasses?
Earrings?
Dude shut up!
Let's take some skizzers.
Make a bag.
Really beating the fuck out of that wall, huh?
You're pretty good.
I don't know where they're beating on that door, if I'm being honest.
Long gloves.
Manny bag.
Sure.
We need a watch.
Oh, hey.
Is this like the Sims?
Yeah.
Okay.
We need a knife.
Yeah, it's like the Sims.
Hot dog.
Oh hell.
Come in!
Where he's going?
Alright.
Nice.
Come in
Please go
Nice
I'm just trying to make it sandwich
What
Oh, it's frozen.
Important detail.
This is horrible.
No any Ram dealers I can hook you up with?
Oh man, my Ram dealer hasn't been calling.
Oh, yeah, buddy.
Create sandwich?
How come the baloney doesn't count?
Any meat cleaver to slice baloney?
Are you fucking serious?
Hello?
What?
I have a filet knife.
That is surely enough.
I think we can make a hot dog sandwich.
We can make a pickle sandwich.
Mmmmm.
Garlic sandwich, my bad.
Oh yeah, buddy.
Not too bad.
Girl, I can pickle, seein' bitch.
I'm gonna puke.
He doesn't like the pickles.
Put our shit away.
I'm gonna eat this too. Actually...
Dude, I gotta take out this thing hidden in the fuckin' wall.
I did not know it made that noise, it's cool.
We need a bottle of water.
no way you missed that you fucking idiot come on man
life and living
he was like max ball
not too good
that zombie run around the corner
we got some ops across the street
you shone the floor and I can't
I didn't have a work mind
I dropped that shirt
You're pretty good, uh, we got some a wipes in here, dude
Don't just climb into my house by the way.
I'm thinking it was a Zambie.
the trusty griddle pan. They're pretty good. Even is this thing. Oh, I see. Why did you
Oh my god.
Runs away.
Oh my god.
sweater vest v-neck
Sounds like the door broke. Oh my
Oh hell no
Why am I so zoomed in?
Go down man.
Dude, what the hell?
What the hell Hank Bernie A?
Let's get smell his trunks and to go on drag down those inventory screens to expand them.
Yeah, I don't I don't like having them too big though.
You don't really need to see everything.
It's become a park ranger.
I'm a park ranger now.
Me.
I'm the park ranger.
Is it a belt?
Yes.
Wow, this thing is tore the fuck up, actually.
How are the pants, though?
Oh, God.
Hmm. Alright, this isn't nearly swag enough for us, unfortunately.
I'm gonna keep the visor on because it looks kind of like a bandana. A little bit.
Goodbye cowboy hat.
Put on the perfume.
For the lipstick.
Put some tights on.
There not a fucking mirror in here, hello?
Starting to stink in here.
Are you fucking this?
Are you serious?
Hmm.
Wait.
It's TV time.
guys's TV time
guys you hear it's TV time
They're gonna beat this shit down.
Come on, man.
Carpenter up.
Fuck you.
fuck you
get you waiting
play to normal zombie
rare?
oh the legendary
I
Got this house before we catch the sickness
Let's take some sheets
They're a lot of groaning right now
I think you make this, you sell it?
And there's the Japanese poetry stream?
Hmm, I think you mean Chinese.
Any bad men?
Oh, that's several bad men.
Oh, hell no.
They move in as a group.
Maybe we go up. Maybe we go up.
I think that's the only safe way.
Bait them over with keel. I mean we could yell at them. I'm just I don't remember how far it goes, so
Yeah, we're really gonna watch our backs
we skip this house? I think we did. Oh, we did because it was a lot of clothes, right?
What up?
Uh, still perfect condition on that. Nice. I think we give up this house.
a car
Excuse me
The Cannes event in the Kojimbo saga, I mean it's around the same time the games are released
Could be could be could be
Or a pizza and flip a lucky for the boys
The story of Metal Gear survive you know I'm played that
Where's the fucking light switch?
Hey, guys.
Oh my...
Oh my god.
Hmm, sounded like it was directed at me!
I'm a I'm a police officer I'm a police officer
Shove's you over because I'm stronger than 10 men?
I'm a bitch.
Close it.
the toilet. Oh hell. I just wanted a place without zombies in it man.
Oh
We are giga dead and dude they're coming from everywhere
But was that the end of his story truly I didn't save it
That's pretty close, let's give him a mola. Whoa, that's perfect
Let's rock. How come this guy's naked? This is the story of how you die. Slab bolt
old kid aka big boss
we're not close
not for close to where we died
not that we had anything of value
Oh, shit.
Hmm. OK.
Lay epic crowbar moment.
Very nice.
Still.
I don't even have a belt.
Dude, this is actually terrible.
I have a couple of sheets.
Wear me clothes.
Road Dice.
It's a 12.
That's a credit.
Draw a random card.
Oh my god, the king of hearts.
Holy guacamole.
Andrey, thanks for subbing.
Am I clicking open doors?
Uh, sometimes.
How come this guy's laughing?
I don't understand.
Do you not, like, have the dexterity to do something like that in the world?
Like, a nervous laugh.
I missed the PSP.
Bruh, it's 1998.
There's a game gear that no one wants to use to.
All right, where are we going?
Go on, right.
Bum, bum, bum.
Any bad men?
Hi.
Several bad men.
What are you aiming at you fucking bitch?
Robar dude
Near my car even
Come
You're pretty good come
Brother what
What are you aiming at their chief
I mean, I don't mind it, it's just a miss.
I
Fuck it backpack bitch
I dropped it no
It's gonna plays with highlight
What's wrong with that? Hello?
Just- Oh!
I think there's one inside.
Hey, do you play without highlight? Do you play this game?
He's a hatchet.
He keep it hardcore?
Oh.
What's a game, you know that one?
game. Well,
Archie, I don't even have a fucking key ring. What happened?
a
photograph of a man with a long beard.
One of those guys outside had a M.
He owed a nine millimeter and he holds three.
I like my.
How may we have shoes at least yes.
Well, my dream is an amusing one that's making me vulnerable right now.
was one round. Long Stevenson. Did the Dreadmas devils drop the game? No. Any one surprise?
I ain't a sicko.
I was a...
Now that's a dub.
Ofu?
You had fun for like 30 hours in Dreadmas?
Okay, as long as you had fun, but...
This is so horrible.
I'm ready for Overwatch Rush.
Yeah.
I can't wait to play on my phone.
Yippee!
I love phone gaming!
that's not what I wanted to do at all.
I'm through.
Don't move.
Got a big fence over there.
Oh my, oh my god.
If we book it for the tall fence, that's...
There's zombies in the road, eh?
I bet there's going to be some immediately after I jump this fence, though.
Not bad, not bad.
Iron pipe.
Then need the respirator.
You are going to need it.
killing machine now.
Carcacovered coffee beans in the trash, and sugar cookie, hmm, hmm.
Doesn't close the window with sprinters, amateur mistake, or you can hear them like fall in
deep
right though
stuck talking 45 huh stuck talking 45 huh yeah uh lazy p.o.s
three five son of a bitch
well now there's a breeze in here
Ooh, Dungeons & Dragons room.
Yippee!
I'm thinking it's gamer time.
But I'm all alone.
And comfortable.
Take this shit off.
I think we can drag these guys out back again jumped I don't think so pauses a jaws reference
for us seen a files
who
a bear a BLM
office
I think I already have one, right?
Take a paperclip.
Always need a paperclip, no matter what.
You never know when it'll come in handy.
I don't know what that sound is.
I think he's able to click the top of there so he can drop this sheet.
What's up?
Forty-five, huh?
Forty-five.
When they're in here?
when they're in here I see that guy
they really nice crib
I stole it
Have rags I can't her we do got a couple
Get a dumpling
Disgusting is the respirator actually making me that uncomfortable
Damn, well, does anything else make him uncomfortable?
What the hell, he?
Let's go.
Pull out.
Open please.
cool box
no if I don't
actually
some character is only the name pads
I'm surprised my character reminds me
Does the game have NPC survivors yet?
Nope.
Dang, troubled.
Attached to Belts.
I believe there's a mod for that.
I mean, they exist.
Sure.
Does it improve the game experience?
Maybe.
That depends.
I kind of wish I had saved my sheets for this house.
Go holy sheep, it's not your banger
I literally forgot about that song it's who literally just now by the way
Well, look at me
If we find a good one, Duffelbag, hail.
where that shit boom
have a hatchet too man should we become a lumberjack dude
you're in my lumberjack I feel safest of all I'm super uncomfortable got the
respirator why are you such a bitch
for this one
I don't know what to do with it.
that was not a job I'm fucking seeing shit dude
I need to get to like a scenario where we can get to a house and there isn't like a
corpse inside.
Fuck it, let's kill a zombie.
Fuck it, dude.
Dude.
Paper bag.
Quick lunch.
Burger.
You can move corpses? Yeah, but they leave like blood and stuff.
Portillo.
I need a bottle.
This will be a little sippy thing.
Sure would be nice.
Alright, what's our escape plan?
Hey, guys!
They installed the Schlongs of Zomboid.
Hello fellas.
Eee.
Fucking mess with you.
Okay.
Come on in, if you dare.
Walks through the wall, eh?
Well played.
Fuck you, cuppa bitch.
What?
Wait, where?
Maybe she was already in here?
for my friends. Broken window? Where? Oh, there.
the
of
a
death
of
a
death
of
a
death
of
a
death
of
a
I just want to yell the bomb being TV
I'm going to kill you.
Boy.
I
Been shot this your seven got the J word job
Job
So much soap.
Top top top top top top top top top top top.
Hail pain killers.
What was that on the floor?
Was I seeing shit?
I'll meet things for some of the wall my god
Like it, why can't I see the stairs?
That door is being beaten on, fellas.
Oh, my fucking god.
Get away! Oh my god, that's a third one.
You fucking bitch. Never back down, ever one!
No, I won't back down.
How's it going, Susan?
How's it going?
Are any seractics or something?
Not even close?
We were like, we were frames away from getting bit by those.
It was extremely close.
I'm not sure if I can get through this one, but I'm not sure if I can get through this one.
Flavored bleach
So you think for something you mean your family can graduate you was very nice of them
Where's the fucking basement unless you're a liar
You think you can just beat on my front door?
Fucking bitch.
I'll get you waiting, huh?
Wanna yell?
But I shouldn't.
I have a terrible idea.
You be under the stairs?
We'll go back, we'll go back, we'll go back, we'll go back, we'll go, we'll go back.
So I won't back down a roast bench and if I'm nice full I can get rid of all of these.
I got a pickle to our burger, can't we?
Pickle burger... wait.
Tofu burger...
Duh, D.
Mmm, delicious.
Mmm, I want a whole lot of those. I probably don't need that.
Still eating that shit?
home. I don't need that.
No gears, this survive.
He ruined that chatter, said that and I said,
uh-huh.
You
Epoxy
Shen in here
Was a window shall we am I grouping I'm grouping I'm grouping
I'm grouping
You've been on the fucking...
Oh no, that was being accessed in the...
Agubing! Topside!
Ruble takes her's open and Sierra takes her's open.
What does that mean?
means everything.
It means everything.
Oh wait, I can speed up time. Awesome.
Oh, it's good to have out of here, shall we?
Did we get that screwdriver? Hey, good thinking me. Thanks.
You bought an air fryer liner and it caught on fire.
Oh, wait.
The basement.
Oh, I see.
Tricky.
We gotta find that watch.
Mew mew mew a skype.
Where the hard hat, although my character is getting pretty uh pretty uncomfortable with
his uh face mask.
It's on pain pretty swag stuff
To my screen
The luck on your surgery no miss
I'm sure you won't die
I need to wear this.
Better backpack would go pretty hard.
Although we...
We didn't get that car key.
I don't remember where.
Let's just keep going.
Hello, bye!
Ra-ru, you soggy? They said it.
I'm gravy mixed.
It's not like someone's taking it back.
Could there be a survivor?
You leave the doghouse outside now.
There are shortcuts to closing the curtains, by the way.
Shift left click.
It's not working.
You have to eat.
There we go.
Wow, that's actually really good.
You might have a pristine house here, boys.
A base of operations, if you...
I don't want to...
Oh!
He's in a bandana!
What?
Where is it?
Got overalls, that's cool. I can't really take our run speed when we have to...
Know what I mean? There are shortcut to remove the curtains.
It was a bandage, man. It would have been sweet if it was a bandana though, dude. Hi.
You just won't come upstairs simple as
Shrymple as
I want like a honestly well done that zombie back there
The denim shirt
How many?
Hmm.
Still have a watch.
Got everything, uh, daijobu.
That means good in Japanese.
Yeah, what are you do not jump out of the window?
Oh my fucking god.
No holes.
Then I'm sure Bailey
We don't want to drag him too far, because dragging corpses takes a lot of fucking stamina.
The only way, if I have to get into a running match with a zombie, I have to hold the alt
but for the Giga Sprint, that also drained stamina real quick.
I might be our house boys.
Peace out.
Front snake run.
How'd you do that?
Let's find out how many are behind door one.
I think I turned the blood on.
I did well at least our house looks cool without the blood
They came posthumously. I don't like the
Why don't they resolve it?
It's not fair it's not fucking fair
Gonna wash our denim shirt doesn't turn blood on it's really scary
I
Like for seven the rug really ties the room together isn't the rugs are giga expensive
Ain't that shit whack bro
Good ones
Why
Wait, take a shower, yeah, the blood was always there, it's just was a little bit of
I'm a be a
stay so say stun see the backwards
these that's
Looking good, buddy.
I wish I could wear those overalls.
Mark up on most args.
It's 50 to 100%.
Well, we have our little safe house.
Oh, I have a map.
What shall be our symbol?
I'm pretty sure my West over here somewhere is I got a I got a key to a car
I'm pretty sure it's over there.
You make the house symbol phallic.
What can do?
I don't believe in dick.
Oh yeah.
Generator.
Magazines.
A bunch of books.
I probably won't be reading.
I'll read these recipes though, you think you're starting to feel old?
Stay to mind brother, brother man.
You know what I'm saying?
If you feel old, then you will be each of the Adrena Chrome.
Understand now?
Have you ever been to Cumber Museum in Jacksonville?
Have you?
No way.
No.
Oops.
Close the fucking-
to watch.
Yeah.
I'm 16 sprinters win when they just like teleport.
You guys literally my movements were so fast you could not keep up roads there was another
Why the fuck would I need to?
That's a ride gloves
I'm very good
We need leather gloves denim shorts
Oh yeah, forts.
That one in a drink?
Giga girth, I'm sorry.
But also GZ.
better. You drop the mod list. Um, I think exclamation point,
And Zomboid settings?
Go ahead.
Hypo-Wrench.
So.
Important.
I mean, very important.
I took rest of the sleeper so this is going to be pretty obnoxious.
zombie no I won't back down
hmm do we face our demons John
I don't really know how many are in there
ambush of this rate
There's blood in here.
Who is your staff of Jordan?
Chose you?
Impressive, no.
I wonder if we can go sleep.
I'm on emoloxics for seven
It takes so long we walk up normally
Those double bed with black frame sleep in time got the poop and P mod no Mx scoop and
It's Mr. Zombies Resolute.
Photograph of a circus. It probably looks like Twitch Chat, doesn't it?
Hehehehe.
Call of Cthulhu!
mommy I don't wanna go outside at night
you get this bitch
Jesus, they're going for the shove.
I have to bust this window.
Hold on, let's trigger back.
I'm hearing like, runs on the other side.
I can't walk and see.
I look like a male man.
Great job out.
So if we hop out, we kind of lose our only option.
Which fucking zombie is that?
I
They were panicking
With snake panic in the situation
Hey.
You'd shit himself?
Hey.
W's you outside?
I don't know where the other door being beat on is.
Oh man!
Oh my!
You fucking get in here, man.
Sketh.
I don't know what to do with it.
What?
I'm here.
Press?
Now where, dress?
There are forty-five.
My head...
blink
mmm mm mm mm
orange your electricity fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you windows open
I miss the TTRPG catalog.
I saw it.
I saw her.
I need a car.
That's pretty much what I'm looking for.
Boolean.
What is a Boolean?
a bully in cuban important reader to make stock yeah but what's it mean I don't
know me think we have slow reader oh we don't know job
Dehydrated stock is dry to broth.
Hmm.
This guy couldn't cook himself a grilled cheese.
Dude, I just want to know what was in it, bro.
Perfect for boofing.
No, we're not going to boof it, buddy.
I'm going to puke.
I think this is like burgers.
Well, this is a zombie somewhere upstairs and just comes by and fucking bites me.
do
Okay
Dang
The short cuts of making stock
What do you know any penis magic
Yeah, I only have the power to invert your p. What takes forever to read what the fuck
Is the best song I get
if you're ready on reading at the same time what can I say he's a multi-tasker
then foggy outside cloudy might speed up the reading is cool with that
I don't even do that.
This is ass.
You might keep studying out when speaking quietly, then I will no longer speak quietly, brother.
Oh!
Finished what though?
a dub. Oh, we didn't take my took this guy all day to read this fucking book. This is
So horrible.
Nope, nope.
There's three other pages and
Andiga
of
what am I saying all
My motivation for this character is revival.
I think we need another alcohol wave.
I'm going to have sex with the zombies, never, I'm asking.
When OGBrick came out of a coma, six, seven years, what happened to your hair, brother?
Did you fucking forget how time works?
The guy who makes dreadnest gave up.
How's that work?
Breaks the glass.
We need a gas tank.
six seven is such a funny mean moon I'm not the one who fucking said it hey buddy
you take that shit up with the guy who's calm and I
So scary with...
Oh!
D.B. Dude!
Ooh, I'm carpenting so hard, dude.
One cooking.
One sneak.
Almost one lightfoot.
Gigarips.
25 XP from all sources.
What?
Where?
and
all of the men that's my base learning rate
and every skill
the we took we took the 10 strength and 10 fitness traits
this is a assume
and scaly
I just found out yesterday the Underground Railroad was not a train network built in
subterranean tunnels but rather just the name of a help group of helpful
collaborators at moon moon for visibility
that's dude you're learning
learning important
W learning.
Oh, it's just a rip in the back of a shirt.
It looked like a leather jacket.
The death waiting to happen fellas and beyonds.
We only gotta get across the street.
We can go further up.
Feature fucking ass, what actually would you have?
Digital launch!
I can see me
where's our safe house
further up
It's like four since chat disagree
this ratchet
What's in the garbage?
Nothing dude, nothing.
That's why we take strength, baby.
the fuck do those guys come from bad
like from breaking the window
hey not really not digging the
hyper violence right now
of
the
death
of
the
You getting better game over yeah
Use the first window man, what do y'all
Watch her back.
Close some doors behind me real quick.
Hang on.
Ah, we Gucci.
Are we Gucci?
Eva
why am I where did he go was he just like pump faking me dude how come I can see him
Not the door but out here.
Switchblade!
That's cool.
Kept you waiting huh?
Oh jeez.
Wait.
Get you waiting 45, huh?
Stuck talking, get you waiting.
Acknowledge me.
You're pretty good.
Stuck talking, get you waiting.
I'm pretty sure we were... yeah, we were a bit earlier.
I wonder if we can sleep again.
We woke up.
400 things for some of it.
You sleeping pills?
No need.
I think we woke up.
We are restless sleepers, so.
Um, fringe?
Bath?
Yeah, we could take a bath.
I'm trying to learn to play Shaco.
Have a question about the skill build.
Should I max backstab like you backstab poop fist?
This Eve like you deceive chat.
Or hallucinate like you made chat.
you made it or hallucinate like you made chat hallucinate you would play
morrowind
you're blaming me for your hallucination I think that's very fair
all clean all clean all clean why did I do that to poop fist
What is he gonna do to me bro?
Shit's fucked.
I guess I can go AFK and read a book here real quick.
I think you could do Bosch again. Yeah, but it would be hard though. There's just a couple
of bosses in that game that are fucking... I mean, Sonic. I don't even really consider
They're the last boss to be the hardest boss in the game.
Sonic Mega Man was pretty tough.
We're going to Sonic Mega Man, I think.
We're the most annoying for me personally.
Any chance of the Zach Arc part two?
Well, I heard they're adding voice chat to legal legends,
and I've always wondered what the average league player sounds like.
so gravity extra sub it should be good probably like deadlock yeah I think I
think the average person kind of grinds out like competitive games and stuff they
have a similar like accent you know I mean like the depression accent
hmm proximity chat would pop off dude Lee with proximity chat would actually be
kind of funny
it's like hearing them like he's screaming as you're getting closer and
closer. Finally you come to my lane! Finally! Taxing a rager. I just, I'm gonna be honest,
I think some of the most heinous chats I've ever seen were in League of Legends and it
would be funny to see like the person willing to type stuff like that like it would be funny
to see if they're willing to say it out loud.
Steve, I don't think they will, I don't think they will, I can't really take, honestly
like when I played League Rank I don't think I first of all I'm not very good one too I didn't
really encounter anyone who was like super mean you know what I mean I did bad a couple of times
Sammy the lion is a little bit not that I can remember anyway
even playing aram mayhem no I don't play league really and few six first something
Toxicity, toxicity scales with high yellow, all high yellow players are mentally ill.
I just don't get it, I don't get it.
I think back to like Dota on Warcraft 3 and stuff and like how people would wait for a
lobby to fill up before starting the game. You know what I mean? I have like the maximum
number of people in there. And now people be queuing competitive league games and like
insta muting everyone on their fucking team, dude. You know what I mean? It's crazy. It's
crazy. Yellow is not an acronym. It is to me. You're not a sports person or a competitive
athlete that's all you're a normie like most
am I a food no I'm a competitive I'm a competitive athlete
of
the only pancakes
this guy hates every food man
I
Remember he came down to Orlando for the kickball turning back in O2 you knocked it out of the park big M. Thank you
That did not happen
That did not have
Yeah, in this scenario, yes.
All right.
Is there a guard here?
What?
Yes.
All right, I'm gonna go get some coffee.
Right quick.
I'm gonna mute my game sound, so if you see me die, it's gonna be very silent.
Here be.
Doki Doki
Somewhere beyond the moon, somewhere beyond the moon, somewhere beyond the moon, somewhere
Beyond the moon, so high, so high, so high
Let me run away, no word to ground control
Cause I wanna stay somewhere higher than the moon
On the day I may even bow
I ain't ever coming down, I wanna play Somewhere higher than the fair where we killin'
So long skies of blue, hello universe, somewhere beyond me, psychedelic satellite,
I hop aboard and take a flight
I want to stay
Somewhere higher than
Somewhere beyond me
Somewhere beyond the moon
Somewhere beyond me
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
The moon, the moon, the moon, the moon.
I pass the atmosphere, well on my way to Mars.
You're gonna be sitting somewhere behind the moon
Cause I'm above the rock you see
I'll be there to take a trip
Don't you wanna play somewhere behind the moon
Somewhere behind the moon
So high, somewhere beyond the moon
So high, everybody
On the day I'm never bound
I ain't never coming down
I wanna stay
Fast of the night
Somewhere beyond the moon Somewhere beyond the moon
Somewhere beyond the moon
So high, so high, so high
I
Hello hello
Why don't you shave that patch bro, please leave my hair alone
Is it true Jessica dead text you to remove the island?
Yeah.
Cold.
Fire soup, thanks for subbing.
of it. Heckish, I don't think I have any food.
Alright.
We got a water too.
Nature will take its course, worry not.
Hmm.
We got a pot, griddle, anything?
What the fuck are you doing?
Do I still have my griddle open?
Let's take the Maradare and get the hell out of here, shall we?
Go over.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, a knife.
Open.
Please.
I
Nice precisely what we needed some salmon
It's time to cook
Can't put sausage and stew
pursuit
Dude so much meat
Mmm avocado why is that worth 15 question mark?
Let's do, let's just do now.
I feel like I've had sausage in soup.
We need to cook.
Boom.
Is your out of six on looting the throbbing king?
Unlucky.
That's super unlucky actually.
We took weak stomach, so if we eat any like burnt food or anything like that, we pretty
much instantly get sick, so we got to be careful.
I get rid of any of this shit probably don't need that
Fuck that
All right now we have gigafood
You slurping it right out of the pot I mean you can put it in bowls I just don't
Lips into the fucking sink
I
Reading
These will finish this real quick even though it takes literally one century to do so
You have a chicken farm in this game. Yeah
Yeah, you could
I don't really give a fuck about the animal husbandry, so...
skip. That's not a door that is a wall.
Oh heck in dark.
Are sleeping.
Feels he'll fix his up.
It's the fattest part of the update.
Okay, when I say I don't really care about it, what I actually mean is I'm so fucking
dumb I haven't like, oh no.
I haven't really done it yet.
I mean, I could see like, keeping some chickens, they're pretty, they're kind of hands off.
I don't want to have to milk a cow, you know?
Just ass?
Absolutely not.
Oh, Kaboal instead.
Do not do.
Wait.
We're cooking?
Okay, didn't level up, cringe.
Got my gold ladder removed recently, everything was going through however I tuned into your
stream whenever my eyes meet your balding head, I begin to sweat and vomit again.
Now heading to the ER.
Please be more aware next time.
I hope it goes well.
Let's wash up real quick.
Gotta keep up on the hygiene, though.
Gonna get sick.
Nice and clean.
Still gotta get across the street.
I think that was the empty one.
Let me in.
Please.
Oh.
Wait, that front door is open.
How did I get in here I'm over here you're pretty good just one you're pretty
good sop and dodge we should sterilize some bandage
Fudgy Pop.
Mmmmm.
I'm gonna puke.
Oh, hamburger sages.
There's the griddle pan.
You can make stir fry in those guys.
Bring it on, fella.
I cannot engage that many zombies, they will fucking kill me.
Wallpaper paste powder, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Got some well-a tortures, W?
Get you waiting.
This is my house now. Oh, hey.
What are you aiming at?
I hit the air, but also hit him, despite him being on the ground.
I think that was the next houseover.
Hopefully.
Is this the Forcin' build?
Yeah.
How did you know?
other gloves baby. Get away from me. What the fuck? I only need one of these. Goodbye.
Eating pills is very important for a restless sleeper.
I presume what I have crayons in here.
Oh.
Eat them.
No.
I don't think I will.
But I really want is a big backpack, but I don't think we're gonna get that shit, bros.
Oh.
It's fucking table move, dude.
I saw you.
I see you creeping.
I should always check the door first normally, but I'm an idiot, so.
some Zambies pretty close front doors open oh my oh my oh oh we're dead
You can fight like a man.
Okay, you're not fighting at all, actually.
Dude.
I wanted to kill them so I could drop my shit on the ground.
that's crazy that there was like five zombies in there
oh geez
this is where we started the first time
where did we die the first time
I mean our zombie is probably like wandered at this point
I think we died down here, you know, this is where we started last time, actually.
Alright, let's get a frying pan?
Question mark.
I'm going to chat to all that reading for nothing.
What the hell else am I supposed to do?
Anticipate death?
No baseball? Wait.
That's a run speed modifier. We can't wear the jeans.
Excuse me. I think we're actually kind of close to where we got.
You might be able to kill past us.
Regular zombie.
He he he he he he he.
Yep.
Oh my god.
Hey, Goofy.
Where am I hearing that growling from?
Bro, Blacks!
That guy has a 10 for the hat, that's awesome.
no fucking way dude. Nine strength, nine fitness.
Sit down for a second.
I can't remember which yard we died in. It might have been this one.
Or maybe it's further up.
Is this it right here?
Isn't this fail RP?
No.
It's like Pluribus.
We're all linked telepathically.
Oh, my core bar.
Not good. Very not good. We gotta stand our ground. No I won't. Back. Damn. What are you
doing.
I can't tell if there's one in there.
There's a gun.
Bro, what?
Oh, we're good.
Mmm, oh my god, we're so lucky.
Please fucking die, please.
their corpse. W. She did not have a gun, just a holster. But maybe she did have a gun. Is
Is it in the whole certain now?
He does have a key ring with a vehicle key on it.
But that's mine.
Here's us.
E-y-ink.
denim shirt denim shorts came up our
next recipe thank you crucifix very
important our clothing has magically
acquired holes since the last time we
were over here I mean actually we're
wearing when we got fucked up so
M9. We should have a one bullet for the M9.
There's a box of 38 ammo, but no 38.
Oh god, don't go in there.
Yow! Shhh, I can't believe we did not get that there.
He's not 6 or 7. Volgar planet goes 6 or 7.
I'm in pain. I think we have the key to that car right there.
Where's the loco?
Where's my respirator?
Where the shit?
get sick buddy.
Probably there ain't like four zombies in here still.
Dude, that shit was fucking...
No boina, dude.
Well, here's our car.
I believe the back door is busted down.
Do you have a chain there?
Nope.
We've got to clear some escape routes.
Also, we've got to get this terrible clothing off and on.
Only one hole in the shirt over here.
This one has 5.
Run speed modifier.
Are we wearing sneakers right now?
Yes.
I'm hearing groaning like to my left.
the pill. Thank you, Jeff Chandler. Oh, yes.
Not too bad.
Or what?
Maybe we should do the stuff inside.
Mayhaps.
Warriors.
Oh, hey.
Nice dress.
Oh, hey.
Nice dress.
I can't, I can't even check the car, man.
Wait.
Um...
Dude, they're coming from the woods.
I'm doing less damage because my arms are wounded or what?
One of these zombies has to have like a key or some shit, or maybe it's inside actually.
Not you!
You're looking like a fallout ghoul right now, dude.
I'm gonna puke
Hmm
Did you grab the key from the cop? No, I actually grabbed my old key ring that had a
Had a key for a completely different car
Do WWE next week.
Double you.
E.
Nope.
Chad.
E tips for a good posture at the desk.
Any tips for a good posture at the desk?
Any tips for hair growth?
I got that
I think we're going to find the key in here, fellas.
I'm going to raise the height of your monitors.
that's a good a good hideous just I don't like it's crazy like I feel maybe I'm
I'm just not hitting, oh maybe it's the pain actually.
Oh.
I just fall over.
I pushed him with the force of a thousand suns.
I like to be able to look around for a key.
The shrunk is fucked up dude.
Not in here.
What's the manic things for 7?
I don't think so boys.
at least be damaged so I don't feel bad about leaving this.
and
so many zombies across the street
Hey, nice purse.
It's actual.
I wasn't even the guy I yelled at.
Nowhere.
You fucking die Jesus
of
one look at it
, got some condition and has gas was happening
So that's, mm-hmm, I went through all the game settings you saw every setting at the
beginning of the stream, so.
Mm-mm, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no.
I'm gonna key on the dead one. I think that was a
residence key. No, C.B. Levitt. Forward around the car. You might find it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not safe to do that right now.
Check in here.
There are all the things we dropped on the ground.
Ooh, I really don't like the idea of forging when there's this many sprinters.
I wonder how far the key can spawn around the car.
That's not how foraging works, you'd see the physical key on the ground.
You can find stuff that's on the ground with foraging that's like visible.
Basically, it's to like, help spot it, if you don't need to like, force spawn the key.
Over here.
Like so. Like so, Chatur. Like so.
What's the plan?
Hmm, keep the mask.
Both of these almost have no fucking fuel left in them.
to the gun store.
I shot her right.
of course, oh my Jesus.
if we just start driving right now, it, like,
I don't know.
We don't even have a Jerry can
on corn and run.
Yeah, but I want to use this car.
do do do
Ain't the zombies kill them and then check the cop cars
Yeah, we got some combat ahead of us. I feel like
Take some more pain pills like it in
To the police blockade in Toronto sirens
Can you get in those cars
of
where did you come from bitch right here this place is not safe fellows
Hello?
Check her back.
You're pretty good.
Hmm.
These are good things for 9997.
Thank you.
They're a terrible idea.
crawler's piss bro
coffee did you make easel nut
Disregard like three over there
I wish that open there's a fence over there, but
As you can see there's quite a few fellows
We can turn these sirens on it would be really good. I
Just don't think we're making it out of there if we run up
Well, I don't think so.
You guys hopping over the fence constantly?
of
growth
of
Sworn around like hornets.
Hey fellow, that's a cop.
There's not a cop.
Where, where, where?
Why is he not running?
Hello?
fucking bitch like where's that where's that
the
Okay, I'll go get the rest of the soldiers.
They're coming, go watch our backs here.
Okay, not good.
Not good, not good.
is that swing? Why is he not hitting them on the ground, man?
God.
You can hear the MGS3 ambience in the background, he's taking his bandage off.
They shove while they're lunging instead of swinging.
That is not true, you can definitely fucking hit them while they're lunging with your weapon.
just like it's not maybe I'm just like slightly too far up away when I'm trying
it or some shit I ain't no fucking way
I
My god
Why aren't you dying?
Our neck wind is open right now.
Holy moly.
Oh, it's the hide place.
This is not my new, why don't you stop on them when they're down?
Right now I'm using a crowbar and crowbar has a very high amount of durability.
I'm using it to level sort of a also it takes a little bit longer to stomp them sometimes
I am stroking my shit right now disgusting did not ask
these will re-shoot thanks again for 99s open harrigor and naps and cvlib and derby birdie
Like the basements you missed the first time?
Already did.
Good.
Go on in.
What's the password?
Fuck you.
You're covered in blood.
We just took a scratch to the neck instead of like a laceration because of
It would that probably would have been over for your last rate on the neck
TBH
Well, we're right now LAC e or a T. I own laceration
I'm a bitch
I've really accessed for Resident Evil.
Um, maybe.
Well.
As of right now, no.
As of right now, nay.
Nay, Traveler.
Don't forget the glorious Nippon Japanese game developers don't adhere to the same rules. Okay
It's on the ground out in the open
If we could turn those fucking sirens on we would be
I'm trying to get out in the open honestly it like the worst place you could do something like this is around a corner because
Um
Things attacking you from around a corner in this game take a little bit longer to like appear fucked up
Hey, buddy, I'm in great pain
Great come on man, I got all day brother
Base mode.
Alright.
Crash on that.
I ain't no fucking way, dude.
Oh god.
It's like auto targeting the next one and sometimes I'll be swinging at the error happens.
You good, brother?
Where are my paint pills?
I think we're out.
Um, guys?
Leave me a little old and always does the ground attack?
Nice.
I remember that.
Any kind interest any of y'all in some chicken leg?
Perhaps.
Yup.
Looked with some zombie aromatic.
It don't got no water in it, man.
respawn. Uh, I don't know, but I know that it gets gradually worse. Wonder. So. Gotta
defrost the bacon wait I don't think I can act wait maybe
Oh. Progresses time very quickly.
Yeah. I chose soup. Which was stupid. Because I cannot use both of these things.
Stewing is for meats.
default is the only respawn in zone squares you aren't in for a certain amount of time.
There you go fellas.
I'm not.
You just said not.
I think we can add mussels to this.
How much but it'll do I
Get that long blade
How do you propose I get the long blade the katana of hell if you
Take this guy out down here, forge it, forge the blade of hell, um, yoink, why do I have
a pizza cutter on me. For pizza? Yeah, I don't remember grabbing it. Like how they Naruto
around. It's just tight. Let's see if we can sneak in and from this bit on. Excuse me.
Is that a regular one?
What are you? Not a cop. You look like a cop.
God bless you, Fence.
I also gotta hit up that basement.
Hmm.
Yeah, maybe we don't fuck with...
the siren quite yet.
Not yet, not yet.
Oh
Pb time pb time
fishing up, baby.
I wouldn't as loser play vein.
What's a vein?
Can you rip up wood floors in this game?
You can.
You can destroy pretty much everything in this game.
Uh, now, without mods, it's hard to make certain things.
Oh, they want out of the basement, huh?
We're there.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
Holy moly.
I want the zombie to move, please move.
to god buddy
eels paint
act small hacks off
don't mind if I do
Don't mind if I do.
Seems like construction stuff.
Alright boss, get it together.
I know where that fucking zombie is hitting the wall is, please.
Venom in.
I'm not using any mods, um, exclamation point, Zomboid settings.
The short of it is I'm not really using too many mods.
I get out of here right.
Oh my.
Please, please, no dismay.
I'm moving.
When I grab the helmet, it's not worth the discomfort.
Am I truly this stealthy?
see.
There you saw my ass.
Yeah, if that door breaks behind me right now it's gonna be so fucking sad.
We're hearing some groaning.
The respirator back on my character's a little pussy can't take a little corpse stink
Break it down.
Yikes!
on my neck.
Exclamation point.
That's where I saw some wipes on a zombie.
for my rags
in a SOTU commentary
state of the union
Oh no.
No where is freaking safe.
Smokes.
Bobba Boy, Howard Stern's piece of the Union.
Leather coat.
Nope.
Maybe.
Got to find alcohol wipes for a neck.
fellows with the wipes.
water? Yeah.
Mama Mia.
Those other two zombies began hitting the fucking garage door.
where's me pot still got fucking food in it
residence key upstairs for the basement true
even think of that
my basement door is so sturdy
pew pew
pale chicken, it's so fucking sad, mate
I love chicken
I
Good yep
La la lava
Ju-ju-ju-ju again
Guess remember that leaving the Evan on cause of fire yep
So long ago in the before times
Hmm empty. Oh, yeah, you can burn down entire neighborhoods
Oh, yeah, bud
This one is one some pork and beef stew with carrot.
some cinnamon seasoning? Hmm, I can't use the Brussels sprouts though. Meat, beef and
carrot stew. Is beef not meat?
New meal dropped with that shit in the backpack.
Why mark our car? Are we? I think this is right here.
There's not appear to be a car symbol a do a z for zombie.
Yeah, I don't have a pen.
Is that why we have the crayon to ask me secretly a genius or what?
and
ho ho ho
Oh, hey, man, they'll come here often.
Using the alt trick already.
We gotta go get the key.
The fuck was that bitch?
Oh, the corpse?
Fuck you.
There's a zombie in here.
There ain't nothin' down here boys.
Hey, we can see into the next one though.
surprise bitch
haven't we been in the next no we decided against it
no we've been done here I'm an idiot
Oh, my character's tired.
Oh, Rurro!
Shall we retire home for the evening?
Okay, where's my house?
I'm not going all the way there. Hell nah.
Close? Close? Caffeine pills? I don't have any.
sleep go. Should have taken our mask off there, boys.
I'll call wipes oh yeah yeah soap though that's a dub
We'll play the Fatal Frame 2 remake, what if I never played Fatal Frame 1?
two. Oh, we sped up after the deed was done and we sat there doing nothing. Nice and clean
good, dude. You probably gonna have to replace that there hurt though, Phillip. Look at this
This is Baldo.
Can I just remove the stairs and live in safety upstairs?
Um, how do I get food?
What about when the water shuts off and the electricity?
Make it sheet rope zombies can't climb ropes.
like that did not like that you know power for two days help help our grid
Hmm. Yeah, we're going to...
What happens if you don't treat an infection?
Oh my god.
Come on in. Water's hot.
I like that one liner it's another good one liner let me crowbar you a question
Is I got a crowbar hey brah
Nothing dude.
I'm not sure if it really does have the best quips, yes.
I'm quip-coded.
I'm bit-maxing.
These are the ones without the windows, and I like the dynamic music in this game, they
actually made it so good.
Get that build big moon moon sir.
It's on build.
Restless sleeper, reluctant fighter, slow healer, weak stomach, cat's eyes, dexterous,
strong athletic.
We picked a guy who doesn't get tired pretty much.
The new lighting looks really good too.
I was a...
Mental Floss, question mark.
If something might be why your guy thinks food is disgusting,
man, I just think there's like so few solid snake lines
about him eating food that like,
that RNG picks the...
That one?
Why am I closing these doors?
This game fun if you hate the style of game.
What would you call the style of game?
My 81 co-worker says he fucks almost every day before work.
Good for him, buddy.
Good for him.
He's probably lying.
Horseman, thanks for sub-upin' me.
74 year old grandma has 6,500 hours in this game, I wish I was joking.
Man, that's pretty cool.
Tofu, thanks for subbing.
Micro penis gang?
I don't claim those colors.
Why is the music picking up?
and
and went out of our safety zone a little bit fellas
all these guys are so lucky they moved out dude before the
the virus
is so lucky
So lucky.
Longton makes for seven.
His house are fucked up.
Where are we in relation to our car right now?
The liberal mind virus.
The Knox virus.
Cat treats.
Those would make me very unhappy if I had those. I've never seen those.
Go across the street.
Hey, for sale, son.
I'm so fucking immersed right now.
Excuse me.
Stop talking.
Get you waiting, huh?
I dropped this ship.
I did.
Oh, past me.
You're so messy.
I've been turning on the sirens.
I don't think it really accomplishes anything, if I'm being honest.
The issue, the only thing it would accomplish is me moving that car down the road a little
that away from the siren. Also, I don't want to try turning it on right now because it's dark.
You try sleeping again real quick.
You just don't want to do what we want to do it's cool I guess I mean it's also loud
like we're gonna be hearing it constantly sleep good
I missed the TV.
Double checks for alcohol?
Wipe?
Findage?
To wipe?
Kill me?
How's the neck doing?
Huh.
We beat it, guys.
overcame. Tell me you didn't just trip on that shit.
Try starting the car. If I could just move this car like one screen down. You alright?
All right, versus clean the shit out.
So messy, ooh.
Damn, he dropped all that shit instantly.
What the hell?
Okay.
This might be a fucking disaster, we'll see.
What the fuck is on we go?
Her bro didn't even move.
Who's IBS stand for?
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Okay.
Hmm, can we get away with the check in the trunk?
Oh my god.
Ooh.
ammo acquired.
Oh
Right behind us here
of
what can we put in this bitch first of all my god thought I heard something the gun
Second of all, let's open some 9 mil.
We even have a mag for those shit?
Yes, it's full.
Let's go see the damage.
We got about 65 bullets.
They're like angry bees, bros.
All right, my most anticipated game, no, up sex to
what's in the box with a 69 dodge charger auto manual very specific
So those sirens being on should kind of clear up these areas right up here.
That said it's not the most valuable that they were cleaned out, the sirens aren't reaching
this far over here.
Yup.
Can't even hear the sirens.
Alright.
Now all we need is some gas so we can get the hell out of West Point.
I need a rubber hose for fuel. Oh, you mean one of these?
Honestly, maybe we should have siphoned in those cop cars before doing what we did.
I need another one for up your nose.
I mean, the hose has two ends.
You wear lingerie in this game. Yes, man. Why are you asking that?
Underpants.
I've already kind of been over here.
I think those garages have, have been pummeled open.
Oh, can you take the clothes off of zombies and put them in lingerie to pretend they're your wife since you're so lonely and real life asking for a friend?
Yeah, you can do that.
You can do that.
Very good. Should you do that? Maybe not.
They have some.
There's a bold old guy over here. I'm wandering in there, dude.
fall over fall over and I'll just glass it up
Friendly fire will not be tolerated.
Where you Sergeant, what's his face from that Call of Duty game?
Sergeant Miles.
What was his name?
Billy War.
Yeah.
He's seen some shit.
Sergeant Jack Black.
Ligagu hitting his back and I gotta stop you.
Rigagu.
Yeah!
Heavy duty flashlight. I like the normal one.
And glorious bastards, but it's and glorious bastards to and Jack black is the lead
Riggah goo
You don't get it
Like his Hitler I don't think so
He's the he's got to be the good guy never the bad guy
Blitzkrieg jockey
Blitzkrieg
Hitler's Blitzkrieg
He played Satan once, not Hitler.
Evil Jack Black would be great, actually.
Saw the Anaconda remake, and he was kind of a, kind of a jerk in that movie, I guess.
And no, before you ask, it was not good.
It's just taking up so much friggin' space!
Was that good? No.
Literally need these for so...
Hey traveler, hey
Just put one in here for fuck it. We need a better backpack though. You got
It looked like a military backpack, but it was merely a trick of the eyes
when I watch it, my friends hand it on in discord.
I missed the first 45 minutes.
How is that legal?
Oh, you know, we all went and subscribed
to whatever streaming service it was
before watching
oh my god also dig
bring it out buddy
to fucking zombies. We're gonna have to climb a fence.
This Paperboy mod goes crazy. Dude, elite reference in chat. Holy fuck, Paperboy for
Nintendo, dude. What? We don't want to go over it, fellas.
me thinks not me thinks not literally me and blue striped pants who makes
was it like Paperboy on your flip phone?
I think I had snake.
That move.
Did this discomfort is fucking cringe.
Also, what am I smelling?
Hmm.
This is our house.
Will we move the car further down the road?
Shit's so fucking loud, man.
I don't remember which house. That's it.
We got Sneaking 2, boys. We're basically invisible.
I do some clearing.
How do these things already come back?
Maybe they never left.
Excuse me.
Dang.
There is simply no way.
Oh my god.
Now, should I have come in here?
No.
Absolutely not.
I'm afraid to jump back, so I'm afraid I'm going to get gala here, I got the first time.
Oh my god!
I don't like that one bit tell me why there were six zombies in that fucking house tell
me why but tell me why next playthrough should play with death
That shit's too hard, man.
The basic meat, like, there's like a, so I don't know, like if this is for some, somehow
the first time you've ever seen this game, I have like a cone of vision, right?
And hearing, the way that hearing works is you can hear stuff that gets close enough
to you from behind.
But that no longer becomes something you can do to our death
there's even like a like a hard of hearing option where
You can like severely reduce the range at which you hear things behind you, but even then like
You can still get got around like corners and shit. You know everything like it's hard
Even without
Who am I talking to?
There's a guy in chat who probably wanted to know what I was talking about.
That fellows?
If I take that as a yes.
What do you mean you take that as a yes?
Not what we were talking about.
This isn't a scenario in which yes would be an answer that you receive.
Up to waiting huh?
I'm scared to imagine what the middle of town looks like, if I'm being honest.
Find out, Pussy.
Um, you're a pussy, bitch.
Castex was up in Burenau, was up in...
...Original Pinky, was up in...
Nice haircut, thanks.
It's not a haircut. It's a hair loss.
Very cute little house.
Here in my house. He'll safest of all.
of all in house.
Hmm. Boom.
That's not using the soap.
Some some solid snake bathwater.
Let's read a book.
SFXO Blackmult, that's actually dried blood.
Red blood.
Mm-mm, reading a book on mechanics, prepping for the future group.
Turns on phone camera?
Yeah.
I'm not thinking it's time to record me reading.
Maybe we should have got some planks of nails.
The zombies know how to use guns.
They are mindless beasts.
Hmm, didn't like that.
Am I on the wrong fucking channel, dude?
No?
Oh, maybe I never tuned in.
Where's my stew?
I might even put that shit in the truck.
Get out of my- Get out of my fucking tree!
You creep!
Do you have a helicopter event turned on?
Yes.
But I change it to happen every so often sub only once
I'll be taking that tin foil hatch bitch
Dub
People contact the motherland. Oh, here's my steep
I don't like these guys creeping around my my car but I know there's at least
like five zombies in that house. Oh my god.
Hmm what's the plan?
What's the plan is not horrible actually it's actually really delicious like a meat stew
with cinnamon. Actually like gourmet.
What's the plan?
Like a house of the fence? Not wrong. You shift scroll to...
scroll wheel to switch between containers? Yeah, I know. I don't like doing it.
watching naked cuz I'm a viewer and poor did not ask
my character's lore oh he's literally big boss
in Kentucky. That's my lore. Which one? Big boss. This is after he gets squirreled away
They buy us a lot with a passport.
Is that not a solid lore dude?
My name!
Hey, told him there was XP I got.
Did I hear Lee?
How come I can't put these ham slices on this, uh, hot dog bun?
Thoughts?
Tasty.
Yep, that is a ham slice, alright.
tasty yep that is a ham slice all right
what's the lake in gold for project Zomboid
have sex with every zombie in Kentucky
We still got cinnamon?
Oh, we can add the lemon in the lime.
Mmm.
Yep.
Meat stir fry.
Meat and beef stir fry.
Yet again, distinguishing between meat and beef.
Why?
What song is this invisible by Doran Doran?
Your mother?
Where the ran
When the remworld
I don't know
Not anytime soon
Let's put this in the fridge
I hate how this is next to the fucking window.
Let's move it.
It's moving time.
Let's put it right here.
Now let's pick up the armchair.
Boom.
Now that's quality.
Turn off the oven before we start a house fire.
Don't go to Fern Creek, it's a POS part of town.
Hmm.
We look like we'd fit in coming on sleep while you can
man. Excuse me. What's this character's lore? He's a skin walker. I gotta pass some time
So I can catch this TV show.
Bum bum bum bum sashes.
Bum bum.
Delicious.
We're right there, so I don't forget it exists.
Wait, hold up.
We got it sanitized, Jesse!
Did you just take off?
What's that?
I'm just like demarachnid, so the humans in the game are just zombies, oh there are
other humans out there shooting their guns wildly into the air or screaming in terror.
Always beyond view. Always slightly beyond view.
And I wish I didn't have a shirt with a giant cash in the back.
I don't think we have any more books to read, so I'm gonna sit in this chair, build up.
I've ever lived here, kind of illiterate.
Kind of illiterate.
Hey, you did not like that.
Prozomboid tip number four.
Never hold shift near stairs, unless you have a death wig.
Poor railings.
Opa alpha tango
That seems for 10 for Pat
So I
Write an entire motherfucking novel in 20 minutes, but it takes this guy seven hours to read about how to bandage himself dude
You gotta be fucking kidding me dog
You have to be kidding me.
Maybe we're doing the Harvest 100 Players Zombies Simulating Society server?
I actually really like that guy's channel. I like his extras channel though. I don't like the actual like panel.
That said, even though I like them, it's hard to deal with all those people talking all the time. Like, for me personally.
too many people talking and like the game has like a natural desync in multiplayer that
is like just universal and like almost impossible to avoid so people they're not even like deliberately
talking over each other it's just like happening because they talked like seconds ago and it's
finally going through so they were talking a lot that would be the only way to do it
They would have to be all taxed.
Just leveled up.
I'm surprised they're sneaking so high right now, actually.
What the fuck?
What was it? Cooking?
Perhaps.
This game's kinda lame, can we turn on State of the Union? Trump is cooking, we are winning, let's go.
Wee.
Fuck this guy's say Weeful.
Wee?
Dude, what a laugh man.
He's dead now, yep.
Okay, it's daytime.
Time to...
We need like a clear goal.
I think my goal...
First of all, we got like 65 bullets right now, actually, which is a fair amount of bullets.
Um...
Zero aiming, though.
We surprisingly found a car in good condition, we need gas, we need gas and we need a sledgehammer
And we need gun.
Oh, I do with some planks and shit, too.
From.
When.
I see the small hacksaw is not sufficient to be used to.
Damn.
All right, we need a hacksaw, then, as well.
No. Oh, you got a piece of it. Okay, guys. Can I go pee real quick?
Oh, can you make a chatter? Can you make a chatter gift me? No. Fuck you.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Here we go.
I
Hello.
Uncanny Psychologists for 7?
Hank and Maitre Naum and Yulia B until the Burns exhibit.
Time to get to work.
How do you miss that?
Time to game on gamers.
Come on.
We need a sledgehammer.
We need to find a car to Siphon as well.
Can you say dicks and mazes?
Oh?
Oh, dicks in my ass.
Nice.
Now that was epic.
I think there's two over there.
Oh fuck.
in the way
of
I'm here and them screaming
Stop hitting that man.
Oh
Fucking bastard my window
It's so pissed man, relax.
fucking zombies in my house now, man.
It's not freaking fair, dude.
Yeah, home invaded, dude.
These nails, all these books, what the f-
Do you read these?
Pretty sure we did read these, actually.
One of these garages has nails.
We gotta board this window
and remove these bodies.
You read them on the character that died?
Ah, shit.
So fucking dangerous.
Using these corpses.
I'm pretty sure because the window broke.
Okay dude, that's not what I wanted you to do.
the window broke, the corpse stink gets in, you see how fast we're getting exhausted?
You'd be okay to do one more.
Stop trying to sit down.
I want you to grab the fucking body.
You're dragging full grown bodies?
Yeah, but I'm big boss, dude.
I'm ripped.
Fuck it, let's greed him.
We're not found a shovel to bury them?
I didn't know you could do that.
Just burn them.
Not really a safe place to do that.
I'm hardcore greeting.
Stinky bodies, poopy.
Dr. Kirby and Boy Rony, thanks for selling.
So before you are excessively exerted, you can run to drop the body, but I don't know
if there's a quick way to do it.
When you are excessively exerted.
You think Starleys were civil?
You hungy bud?
How about some meat and beef stir fry?
Not too bad.
Excuse me.
I wash my hands.
Oops.
Oopsie.
You yank your unwashed pistol in this game.
I'm sure there is a masturbation mod if that's what you're into, buddy.
Pretty sure there's nails in here.
Please God, some planks.
Got one nails.
They're child zombies in this game.
Oh man.
No.
Why do you ask that out of curiosity?
got five planks, not bad, not bad. Very, very dirty in here right now.
guava and mist, thanks for selling it, it's TV time, 6-12-18
and there's another one at 24, but it is not skill related
oh, there's quite a finish healing, arresting
Here in my house, I feel safest double in house.
Oh, you fast forward time. That's nice.
Boom.
So stinky.
So stinks out here.
He closed the shutter from the outside.
I'm not sure what shutter you mean.
Pretty sure there were nails in here. I'm just saying that now by the way. I don't actually know.
Pretty sure there were nails in this garage.
I think that guy saw me.
of
the
bill I don't think so
of
Underpants!
Disable a nuke in this. No, that was just the mod we had.
No nuke, no nuclear bomb incoming.
The mod was so much fun.
Yeah, but I beat it. It's ogre.
Plank. Plank.
There's still no nails.
Run didn't count a little bar, you played like a pussy.
The fuck do you mean?
I had a firefight.
Getting shot in this game is bullshit.
Now beat it with 97% sprinters.
I mean, that mod barely has any zombies to start.
These trees are moving over there, and I don't like them.
the
same move in
ever do this
Oh, yeah, this is where the siren is.
I'm on Mia.
Blank.
Holy fuck.
Get the scythe.
I swear I've seen some fucking nails.
I've ever seen Phantom of the Opera live.
No, I'm not much of an opera guy, dude.
I'll leave it or not, just break a table.
I also dropped my functional saw, so I can't do that.
I got a small one thinking that I would replace the big one.
It just doesn't work.
What about the opera of Ram Ranch live?
I haven't done that one either.
Did I miss this?
I don't think so.
Oh.
Pizza, please.
Other basement?
I think that one, I think that one across the way.
Got some creeps running around across the street.
Got four creeps over here for some fucking reason.
Ain't no way.
I didn't hold all... rookie mistake.
Let's sit on the mahogany stool.
Ben Strato P.
Bro, they got the advantage.
We're evening the playing field right now.
Oh, we gotta sleep.
In this game, you do much less melee damage when you're tired, the point where it becomes
A bit dumb to try to swing your weapon.
Sleep during the day.
New muscle strength works you over so fast.
That's kind of why I also, I started with strength up high because apparently it delays
the rate at which you get muscle strain.
God knows by how much.
I haven't had to contend with Muscle Shrain yet which is nice.
Put our house.
Check's map.
I think we keep looking.
Like six zombies over there creeping around that fucking garage
But fuck that guy's ass no
Hi, the real runs are you?
Backpack!
Skipper backpack!
Bowser!
Come on, man.
I think we're gonna get ambushed from the house.
See you.
I'm on here.
Take the mother freaking mask off, dude.
Get a knife for some sweet takedowns.
And abandon my trusty crowbar, dude.
Nails, nails, nails.
No nails.
Okay, we gotta go home.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
Leave me alone.
The nails are 100% in a basement next to your house.
Okay, let's go take a peeperoo, shall we?
We get caught out here while we're encumbered.
It's pretty bad.
There with a hot sneakeroo.
That's the house?
No.
Next one.
But now's an air booty won't slip on ice pro tip, thank you.
I needed that.
You're welcome, my dude.
Huh, you're welcome hold it Robotnik
Like
Hold it dr. Robotnik all people should be treated equally
That was a scream.
Whoa, Sonic!
Sonic says, don't call ice on your neighbors.
Sonic says, just because you are inconvenienced at a fast food restaurant, doesn't mean you should call ICE on its employees.
You're implying Robotnik is MAGA.
Umm...
Hornmeal?
Yeah?
I am.
What do you freakin' do about it?
What the fuck was that?
Rolling pin.
Only in cube.
Crackers.
A run's looking pretty good.
What run?
Steel ball run?
Heh.
That's a JoJo run.
That's by the way.
I guess anyone is wondering.
Literally the greatest anime ever made.
Put the whisk rolling pin.
Talk up on food a little bit, where's our- here.
You fucked your noise, get up, I just gotta talk louder, I keep talking quietly.
I did change it.
Pretend I said something really funny or cool when it cuts out, okay?
Can I actually, uh, it can't, I said Mr. Coot, the exhibit.
50 bucks and I will fix it.
I mean, I know, I know what to do.
I don't need your help.
Uh, pretty sure I checked this garage here.
We'll check again.
Right.
This is the book one.
Why do you change it? I had to change all of my microphone settings because it was peaking
when I would yell.
Okay, man.
So more of the game than this neighborhood.
No, this is literally it.
It's just one neighborhood.
Nails.
Oh, fuck yeah, bud.
Picking him OBS?
peaking everywhere
we have this voice changer broken he's trying to hide his soy boys
chili chatter that's the
All over dude!
That's the voice I normally speak in.
Open.
Place.
Okay.
What?
Crafting, carpentry, window, okay, barricade, okay, what is it?
Here we go.
Hmm, pretty sure one of those on the inside you stupid piece of shit.
How do I change that? Oh.
Oh, yeah, buddy.
Do I use a voice changer?
Yeah.
Good.
Now no zombies will ever come here ever again.
Doo doo doo doo.
Just barricade the door as well.
Actually, I'll just barricade the front door.
And then what do you guys think, front or back?
All the windows. Every window instead.
I suppose we could. I suppose we could.
Good.
Checks my surroundings.
We'll put two on it to start.
How long could I survive these zombie apocalypse?
Um, for like a month?
I feel scammed knowing he uses a voice changer.
I do not use a voice changer.
Was merely a prank.
Move it, record a video with your iPhone right now.
What if I don't have an iPhone?
Where are the boards?
What the fuck?
What?
Barricade top windows to keep out jumpers.
Okay, fortunately there are not zombies that jump through the second story window.
Oh, did I only bring two?
Hmm, got one more exterior window.
one on the front door and one on the side window.
Nail, nail, nail, nail.
Take an airlock.
I don't know how long I'm going to stay here, I just...
Some security is nice.
Do I have to have no with what I mean?
Definitely one exit is a death trap.
Uh-uh.
I'll be across the street
Rope from the second floor
Yeah, we could put on this side
of
the
two years use the result
of the other zombie IRL as printer
Oops, right.
Nice sprint arrow.
Not faster than a Zambie, I don't think.
What's the place that you train with these nails individually?
Aha, Home Alone style.
Grab?
Window?
Window. Open.
What do I do?
Cheat rope.
And these things break when you're climbing them by the way?
Press E to climb.
Fires hammer and nails.
Oh, how many?
I think they had something about the ropes breaking in 42.
I think the zombies can knock them down.
All right, what am I doing wrong here, fellas?
Do do do
What zombies climate? No, they can't climb. They're stupid
Give me time
We need two ropes why?
Oraging
What the hell
I'll say I have more compression because I can hear your keyboard more.
Yeah, that's how you know I'm a gamer.
The RGB's on my keyboard and also ambient keyboard sounds.
Play the ship.
Dude, there are other lyrics to that song.
Why did I need to just for it to be long enough?
Shall we try to climb out?
Let's go make sure it actually went to the ground.
What up?
Be here now.
Can I do this?
Okay, that defaults to closing the window.
How do I fucking climb this, though?
Hello?
Hold E.
It looked like I jumped out the window, but it actually worked.
I didn't mess with the compression by the way, I just have a shitty USB microphone for
the unoptimized settings.
Let's go take a bath.
Bath time, bath time.
You also put a rope here.
You know, honestly, I think we do put the rope there just because we have a door to
close behind us if we have to run upstairs.
Float.
Oh, ssh, curtain.
Nail it.
Don't want to register this for 997?
Aye.
Yo, what up?
Drops and nails randomly on the ground.
Looking forward to stepping on those.
I'm sure there's a wash all option.
I think that would be pretty bothersome.
There's probably a fucking mod for it, but we ain't got that shit.
Oh.
J rod, these are some chosen things for seven says poop out the window
Draw me pooping out the window don't actually do that
Let's ride
I wonder how much that exhaust you by the way.
the music pickup? Me no. Danger around corner.
Should probably carry out one of these Jerry cans on us,
actually.
Rather gas cans, not Jerry cans. Is that the cat eye perk or
whatever that makes a bright out night? Yeah.
It makes it it makes it 10% brighter. It's not like
Giga I want to go through those bad boys right there
Honestly, I think we just look for a car and drive. What do you do I drive
You have a car? I have a car with approximately 7% fuel.
If we could just get a little bit more, that would be tight.
That would be toy?
Can you set it on perm on this game or is it always Nomad style?
A lot of people like to settle down.
Who's that building?
I honestly think I prefer being new, man.
Pee-Bee-H.
There's a mod where you can live out of your RV.
I don't know if it works with the current edition though.
Current release.
So fucking sus, man.
Oh, my.
Was that like a strength dip?
Like shoving him off there?
sick. Wait, did we get another shirt hole? I think we did, actually. I'm gonna fuck a
bit my denim shirt.
Oh yeah. Please have gas.
Nice.
The fucking rat moving around in there.
Ewwy.
Alright.
There's always like a zombie in kind of like, in a corner somewhere on this bitch, so.
is not safe here delicious hmm I'm gonna puke wait you play last flag at the
The hero shooter made by the lead singer of Imagine Dragons.
Uh-uh, that's not real.
I don't believe you.
Last flag is fun.
Do we- do we can kill us then?
Come here, bitch.
it's real I helped spread the lie was this turtle neck
Seems like I can target it.
I'm afraid of hitting one of these windows, though.
Oh my God.
Gotta check this car before it's too dark.
It's dead mousin' here.
Fresh.
Susga.
That guy has a cool shirt.
Kappa.
Kappa, by the way, is an indi-
used to indicate sarcasm typically in Twitch chat.
Healing through Jesus.
Now I'm pretty sure I can just right click the car
to see if it has gas.
I'm a fucking Mia, dude!
I- just see me, dude. Just see me, bros.
That covers in pretty good condition too.
I was really hoping you'd fall over in like one or two.
Is that poop? That's a hat.
I'm really nervous about these trees next to me.
Come over here, it'll be fun.
Of course I have no gas.
So pretty confident if we go down this road, there is a gas station, so let's take a little
pilgrimage, shall we?
So fucking dark.
Meta knowledge?
No, this is the town where Big Boss relocated.
familiar with most things in his town here in my town so fucking honestly we
shouldn't be coming down here without our car but we do have an emergency gun
Then the racks gun.
Zombie out in the field.
Their parking lot.
There we go, he's going in the woods.
It's awfully dark.
Don't ever do that.
It's like running around, dude.
I wonder if...
Oh, jeez.
Okay, we gotta get a back door here.
We're good.
And there could be a zombie roaming around behind us, but we will have to see.
How are genes doing?
Wonder if the non-baggy genes are better?
They seem like they're the same.
These are more swag, because they're fitted.
Go take a peeperoo, shall we?
I don't even know where that one came from.
Oh wait it's like a gas station but without the gas delicious
do they make tailoring not shit yet that's a that's a the twitch chat
a question
TWC as a word
a T.C.Q. as a word
do I mean?
yeah we just throwing words out
burger
I'm gonna puke
snake hates burger man
She got it for reading material. We'll get a map. Nice.
Um.
Chili magazines, newspapers.
We don't, uh, we.
I got time for this shit.
Zomboid pro tip number five.
Always.
Always check garbage can.
You can find anything in a garbage bag.
The fuck? The roof?
Now, most of the time it'll be like heavily damaged stuff, but...
For example, if you find a sledgehammer in a garbage bag, you just got a sledgehammer.
That's awesome.
The car is fucked up, dude.
Locked, eh?
Come over here.
I challenge you to Mortal Kombat.
Oh, God.
one. It's my favorite Mortal Kombat character. Oh my.
I did not see that guy.
Holy fuck.
5%.
Just a siphon moment.
I thought this was a gas station.
Woops.
It is just a strip mold.
Zero percent.
Honestly, I'm surprised these cars are more damaged,
but maybe the ones in the parking lot are just better.
Petrol station.
Yeah, it's not called that, bro.
Sorry.
Hmm, we could smash these open.
I don't know if it's worth looting them, though,
if I'm being honest.
Sacrificing our air of stealth.
So meanwhile
Well, my favorite Mortal Kombat character growing up was Sub-Zero, I thought he looked freaking cool
And he was the only one whose special move I knew how to do
Freaking LART!
Smoke?
I'm talking moral combat 1, dude.
No gas.
Did I agree you in Street Fighter 2?
I liked Ken.
Because he was the only character who special moves I could do.
Nothing, dude.
And he's American I'd like to clear these guys out
when they do that little slippery banana peel thing they're gonna fall over by
the way
this thing. Oh my. All right. That last it was pretty greedy. I will admit. I will admit.
Pretty greedy, dude. We're good.
Play clay fighter one and two. I played one at least and then I played the one in the N64.
I didn't really like Clayfighter.
Just fucking saw me.
What is happening?
Nice.
Let's grab some Zah, shall we?
I am just eat the entire fucking ham delicious
I'm like eternal champions. I don't know. I don't remember what that is
But I began dropped a generational brown in the work toilets. Oh that a hat trick
Why? Why is it a hat trick? Explain thyself.
Am I going to the military base? It's not even a-
Oh yeah.
That's not what I wanted to do at all.
Yeah, but it didn't actually kind of just going through, which is nice.
Where is...
We gotta slip by those windows for a second.
Where's the military base?
So where's the light for this room, goddammit?
In the forest?
Snake would know that.
Wait a second.
Look at that.
I don't get it.
Luster around the beat.
Oh.
There it goes.
Pizza slash.
Wait, they're all stale, dude.
I think even stale pizza would raise my mood.
Go and check that car down there, get it, bud.
You fucking fall over, please?
Ooh.
Disgusting.
I feel like we do no damage.
Rifling through fucking garbage cans, dude.
Holy shit.
Hey, Taylor and what?
And a knife.
Wait.
Oh fuck.
Oh that zombie was probably beating on the fence, huh?
All right, I think we're clear here.
Why do I have one bullet in my inventory right now?
For you?
Try to sleep till daytime.
Yeah, hey brother, thanks for subbing and the courses, thanks for subbing, appreciate
that.
Can we sleep on the toilet?
Yeah.
sleep in comfort or um sleep in car brilliant go back home no
All right, switch seat, middle seat, sleep gear.
Oh, my summer car mod for the ultimate
car building experience in Zomboid.
That sounds kinda cool.
I don't know, I bet it doesn't work
for the latest edition, though.
Why am I in pain?
Neck pain, oh, from sleeping in the car.
so fucking immersed right now holy shit I don't want to I don't want to go back until
we have enough gas to justify filling our car like we're gonna have to clear a gas station
I think I don't remember where the it's down here it's down here a sneak taking
perks for a sore neck is crazy American those are i-boos dude the gas station to
the east of the daycare yeah I know which one you're talking about and that's the
one in the middle of town pretty much or like on the edge of the middle of town
that's not one I wish to engage with
it's awesome I kind of wish I had started with that
The saint? No, that's a rock.
We're on semi-thanks for 706 months?
There's another gas station down here, I'm pretty confident.
Press G. Mentally scanning what G does.
Okay, I got no idea.
I'd like to fight these guys one at a time.
Isabelle Gardner, sorry.
Like, we kinda have to fight these guys,
cause there's a scenario in which I sneak along
the tree line there, and then one like hops out
from the tree line to fuck me up.
And I don't like that scenario, one bit.
This is horrible.
Jack, gently thanks for subbing.
What?
Whoa
Hit the head
Jesus!
Blood in the road.
Something on the ground and they...
Searches?
It's a cricket. I don't want that.
It's a millipede.
Some of my parts have 15 stint in their downed body and they cannot get up.
Wait, real?
It's like I knew that a long time ago
There we go.
Oh
Her to bitch
Lucky grandma
here and more growlin I see it down your back there buddy
a camo small backpack that's mean that's mean I got my hopes up
I'll drink that chalky milk though, bitch.
Yo, grab the PSP!
Oh, man.
Eugh. Eugh.
Do you hear him?
Louisville Northeast, man.
What do you not like being in the woods at Dunboy and Twitch Shatt?
good
There it is.
destination.
Ohm.
back to the woods and yeah I'll not fellas
Oh, wait.
i think this is a uh... survivor
here
brother
Hell no man, there's no way!
Can I get a secure back here I think?
of
the
death
of
death
If
If I had enough ammo, I would just fucking shoot all these zombies, but we have a-we have
fucking magazine fed gun.
Come on buddy.
Oh, he's hiking back.
Pretty sure there was a zombie in that tree where he's standing right now, I just can't
see him.
got in this bitch. Mounted deer trophy. Why? Please remove this from his fucking inventory.
Okay, not bad.
The backpack has more space, right?
I would consider this like the first legitimate backpack where the house kind of sucks pants
Oh
Who bobo first extra seven
tricky situation here I also don't know how many are in the car wash if any pick up your
first okay that poses a slight problem as well
Well, you're back there, right?
It's my favorite Xbox 360 game.
Oh, no.
Oh my
Well
I saw a gun.
When dams?
No.
Oh, weird bitch.
It didn't hit the fucking window there, nice.
Oh, hell.
Oh
Holy fuck
Do you go puddle punch build on viscus or what yeah, but that only works to start playing
good players who press parry It's the most fun one though
parry of stunned are you gonna stun with ball
of
I think we go in from this.
Going to the barber tomorrow, going to show a picture of you for reference.
Grave.
Scanning. Got some more lads. So fucking many, dude.
What's the percent of a walker appearing 1% I wasn't gonna do 100% but I thought it would
be kind of neat to occasionally see like not a sprinter. I don't know what takes
more stamina swinging with the crowbar or pushing.
Be careful this corner.
We could just get inside that would be real nice.
I got a feeling we got some bad men around this corner.
Oop, I did it.
Come on bitch.
you jump in.
Jesus.
Not just zombies dead in here.
Oh my god, wait, maybe it was from those survivors.
here I'm growling around the pillar there
I didn't even see her, dude.
Scary!
nice zigzag good serpentine
And I enjoy this game, still fun to watch though.
game is fucking amazing. I'm sorry, but you do not enjoy it. It looked like she saw me.
We get this fuel we get the hell out
And maybe we clear this side over here so we can drive out of town and then fill up the car
Oh fuck, what do we do?
If we fill up that car, we're good.
a perimeter.
At these zombies over here that will probably run over when we pull up.
We're going to be coming from this way.
Hmm
One quart of gasoline contains enough calories for the rest of your life real
Hmm
Those you would die
The character's tired.
This is actually catastrophic.
Wait, I'm not tired anymore because I drank the soda.
Oh, no.
Let's rip a sleep in the bathroom real quick.
Character is tense.
uncomfortable
stag head trophy
you start citywide fire and just kill all the zombies at once
uh kill a lot of them
It.
Where the fuck are you guys coming from?
Man.
and
well that's a that's a deal breaker there so
let us organize
do I need this cheese? No
oh fish legs or something?
do I need this doobar? No
disgusting
Which is this? 11.6.
These ice containers are the biggest freezing containers in the game, by the way. Very valuable.
These things?
Man, I don't know.
We have to make room for it.
Close. Let me take this bitch out.
Most.
Boolean Cube.
Use Needle to shoot up sleeping pills.
Oh. My character does not do heroine.
Drop a battery, they're kind of small though. That one's almost dead.
Hmm.
Goodbye, goodbye, galactic dairy bar. I thought I was using Celeste horn to sound.
You're allowed to, I guess, since we're going to be... what?
We got to get it down to like 9 points something.
Dupre so fucking close.
Can we get a hunting knife?
Wait, I might not have picked it up.
11.6
8.9
I cannot do math
I'm fucking stupid as hell
What else can we drop here?
Realistically
We can attach this to our belt
well. Boom. Boom. Now, the issue of getting back to town is either... I think no matter
what we have to go through the woods. Which sucks. Because the woods are full of many
unknowns
Am I gonna play RE9? Yeah
Of course we're being blocked right now
a dog just ripped a fat one I had to clear out my room would I mess inventory sorting
Do you see me?
We're being coy.
Oh my god.
sit down. That's why I can't sit down, by the way.
the forest of West Point once more.
Brother.
I do not know where this bitch is.
Ambush.
Oh my fucking god!
Fucking zombies over there man.
Trembling hands.
It's too dangerous to sit down, unfortunately.
Hey!
Yolink?
Where the fuck?
Hey.
We gotta get out of here before nightfall.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Bro, they're just everywhere in here, dude.
Maybe over.
I have to cut left after the transformer.
There's like 30 fucking zombies in the road.
Check if any bite.
I straight up think that I, like, I don't know if strength affects it, but like, they're
grabbing me and I'm like shoving them off of me we have to fight
of
WAAAAY MAN!
Dude, I'm never fighting this corpse as well in the woods man.
Deserve walking through the forest.
well I'm gonna go AFK real quick maybe we can get a rough idea where this guy
ends up and then I grab his shit
going to the force on the runners guys the only alternative was to go via the
road
oh fuck man dude there was five of them
Dude, they, I instantly died by the way.
I almost instantly died.
They all collapse on me simultaneously.
Is there a guard here?
Did I get dragged down?
So fucking crazy
They smell my weakness
Don't you worry big boss I'm coming and I'm gonna be naked
I'll be right back.
you
All right.
I'm perfect timing.
Hmm, I'm not really sure where we are, fellas.
Hmm.
Not good.
There you go this way, I think.
and
the rest of the world
,
And I got a hurry here.
I also got to grab a watch.
Watch!
Hmm, actually...
I think we have south here, we get there.
It's over, oh my god.
Oh
Diaper let's diaper bag
We should probably grab some clothes when we walk into the woods.
Maybe go boom boom.
Tenconer likes to do one sub and look at the version.
Thanks for subbing.
Hey PC.
Enjoy.
Maybe go boom boom.
And
how fast is this thing going to break?
He's already losing sharpness.
You say stop farting like you are chastising a child.
No.
Baseball bat.
Duffle bag.
I don't know if we need a double bag, but where is it?
Do-do-do.
The horse monster snake can have a d- have d-horse?
Wait, true.
Actually, I saw the...
That would be sweet.
But I didn't even use D-Horse.
Get a hurry, we can't really loot.
I'm here for clothes.
Of which there are not any.
You need to D-Quiet.
Okay.
Bitch.
Fanny pack for the front, more space.
Wash the bandages.
Does someone in Jackass do something with a toy car?
What?
Hey, no tears.
Looking good, buddy.
trying to remember where we have to go might be west of us or south of us
It's gonna be so hard to find my fucking body again, man.
That's a laceration, though.
Okay.
Is Transmission the normal setting?
Yeah.
Bye.
you
No fucking way
of
death
of
death
Yeah, this one's boarded up.
Dead inside.
Come on, brother.
Did a car easier to escape?
about that. Big Boss has a car key on and much gas. It literally cannot take these boards
off right now. I don't have a hammer. Unforged. Didn't the shit have something to remove them?
I don't think there was a hammer back there, but I could have missed it.
Fucking hell, mate.
Whiteies?
Noif?
Apple?
No.
Apple?
Maybe you'll think or something.
I have to sleep.
I actually don't know if we can sleep.
I'm not being too much pain.
Was there a pot in here?
The bowl.
You sterilize water in a bowl?
Let's find out.
Right, NGL, no idea what Ohm originally is.
It's uh... it's Emo on Twitch.
Kailin Taylor?
You're not. Dude. You can have a microwave it?
Hmm. That's pretty loud.
I'm gonna puke.
Sped up version of Omegal laughing doing peanut butter jelly time.
When I was watching your Boneworks VODs you said who would be insecure about a twitchy
moat Omegalol.
Who?
You?
Omegalol?
You
Make it long
You're using too much pain to sleep
about sleeping pills, hmmm, you press on.
I can't see a ship, brother.
That's a surprise.
Now we're in gigapane.
The Zomboid rule number 69, nothing ever good happens in the woods.
Not wrong, not wrong.
I feel like the gas station's up here now.
Any no-wers?
Hmm, delicious.
Hmm.
Okay, I'm mad.
Where am I?
Oh, I was right the first time.
go south east I want some more and find anything to cook with
Fuck you.
My house now.
Big boss dies the solid snake or liquid snake?
Liquid.
Rank the entire carton of wine.
zombie in here you're pretty good you're pretty good get you waiting
Not tired enough to sleep
All right time to drink some wine and take some sleeping pills I guess
How about some more
Our bandings for seven
Mom becomes sleepy now
It's still dark out there baseball bad doing pretty good
EG, EG.
Now, we're going to sit here on the ground and wait until the sun comes out.
I wish we hadn't drank all that booze right away.
I think a zombie emu would be giga scary, why, why in particular an emu?
Australia. Yeah.
Gotta hurry. I don't know how wandering works for zombies.
I see animals.
Many days when you're surviving a real zombie apocalypse, I told you I had like a month.
Clearly, it would be forever because I would break the staircase, a doi, and then use the
rope sheet. You can't climb up a rope fatty. What? Zombies could crank in 90s.
And I wouldn't be able to hide upstairs.
Digital watch acquired.
Dude, I'm cold.
It's cold right now.
Hey, we'll keep running we're good
And we've got lacerated honestly there we're gonna get bit we've been pretty lucky
You're in regular pain
it's gonna be so fucking sick when we find his body again dude holy moly
this guy is my coordinates and shit are in the bottom right dude
he's scoley thanks for subbing
we missed in crilious and thanks for subbing and tailing tailer
Does he have your favorite underused emote?
A moto hype.
Humongous fungus among us makes for seven.
Gammie and Pogchamp, sorry.
The Caves of Cud? Yeah, I streamed it too. I did not give far.
Looks fun. I watched the Caves of Cud video semi-recently, and it seemed like
beating the game was kind of tedious like I like it maybe like the traditional
road like boss fights that was pretty cool
maybe them
Faster's the kill big boss.
Oh God.
I don't think this is them, fellas.
I do not believe so.
We're gonna be like in here or on the road by now.
Take a little C to Rue.
Oh
Um
For the jacket.
Run speed modifier.
Everyone out of water.
That's not good.
Right now we're not getting a debuff.
you to fall over buddy.
of
the
of
the
where are you boss check for holes no I mean I'm pretty sure came with this
hole, sir.
of
This game have a friend slot mode?
Yeah, there's multiplayer.
Not bringing water, rookie fucking mistake dude.
Honestly leveling up self kinda helped us before.
them from way further away.
I'm going to turn around.
free boss past me had presence of mine we could have ran in here and fucking
and they're finding an amount of zombies or is this a waste of time?
I don't know, actually.
What's your opinion for something?
Officially, they're treating us up to crime, fridge, thank you very much.
By default, they respawn?
Yeah, you can change it.
Aw, I have it on default.
Okay, wanted to open that, but whatever.
Okay...
The crowbar.
And the hat
That way hands I'll carry on your legacy boss
There he is.
Oh
Where they busted that shit down quick bros
Oh, what are you doing?
I
His key ring to
Fucking did it
Holy waka Oh
No.
Hot now.
He's coming too.
I'm done, boss.
Good.
good. Any snackies?
We go back to the gas station for some snackaroos. Yeah,
that's fine.
Play the play the music. There's fucking zombies on the road,
dude.
Well done boss.
Left the crucifix necklace.
I have a yin-yang symbol now amazing
that's why you're the best boss
You doing?
Lacerated.
Laceration.
old can of gas
We've assumed the big boss's identity.
Bug splat and speed alchemists were sub-
At the end of the day, we're all diamond dogs, aren't we?
Aren't we?
two xp huh? not good, not good
oh, four?
Wait?
Did I kill my mage and my tinker on the very last turn?
Piece of shit.
You get forged for food on your way back?
I don't want to be caught unawares.
dogbane
Weed it
I want that I don't know what that is it's a flower
I walk this lonely road
It's the road I've only ever known.
I've found some cilantro.
I think everyone lies about how it actually tastes.
Bullskull, why?
The cilantro conspiracy
It tastes good in your tacos. Yeah, if you want it to taste like cilantro, sure
That's it though
The genetic thing it tastes like soap to you
It tastes like a clean herb to me, so I guess also soap, huh?
my fucking loser
War.
do a skull face where he said who? Skull emoji?
Laundra is in Indian food and Indian food is peak.
I wouldn't say cilantro is the most prevalent herb in Indian food.
Well, I mean, yeah, there is food with cilantro in it, or they'll ask anything else with cilantro
in it.
Might have been vindaloo.
Close the window.
Gotta go back to Coney.
Coney is the name of the house, by the way.
Also a reference to Coney Island.
That place in New York, I think.
Maybe Detroit.
Come here, coppa.
Not a coppa.
Tony Island is where Celeste is from.
Put some respect on her name.
How is she from there when she is clearly from another plane of existence?
or cranes. Hmm. That's a Batman versus Dracula. What? Oh, there's the uh, there's the wine.
I hope they have sex in the end.
Not just normal sex, hyper-sex.
If you come down this road, I think so.
You can check.
Because I got a map.
the house.
That man light-mogged that vamp cell and took his femoid harem.
So fucking true, man.
Oh, I really wanted to go in there.
And I would.
Or I can't even get to that window.
baseball cap. It's so normie though, dude. The noise radio? Oh!
if she killed herself fucked up I'm gonna take your ammo to get a holster for
this bad book this Magnum Jesus
I think beret dude, wait a second.
My name.
the
pineapple
Oh
Crackers tasty
How we doing not good
I say dog goblin three no blame
been like a military official of some sort and maybe it was quiet guys maybe
she got infected
holy fuck follow this here dude and for what
So, just a kindergarten teacher.
The kindergarten teacher had a military beret and a hand cannon.
I disagree.
What were the fucking odds dude?
How come that chatter said I was lucky?
Are you serious, brother?
I am.
Wait, we moved the car down.
Lucky they were facing the other way.
One of them was.
One of them was not.
of
that noise
on the the the backyard
all the
home sweet home baby
Oh yeah.
I need a second holster.
zombies across the street.
I wonder if the meat cleaver can fulfill the purpose of a knife.
Hold on.
Let's keep the knife.
It's time for a drive, boys.
Wait.
I got distracted by that bitch running up on me.
Oh I know what I was going to do.
Generator.
of
the
death
of
death
of
TV!
The fucking front door!
My beret!
Wait, did we make it?
We did.
It's my favorite song, too.
Not too bad.
Xylophone.
Have I tried RuneScape Sailing?
Yeah, I did.
I want some more!
Okay, so there is a generator in one of these garages, and I think it's this one.
And I think it's this one.
Yep.
Do we move the car over here, or do we get the muscle strain carrying it over there?
What is the L question?
Takes up so much fucking space.
I can't even fucking use that dude.
Requires some electrical knowledge.
I don't have that.
and cumbrans 30 oh well well it's like literally everything is getting taken out
of here
hmm it can fit in a backseat feel
No?
Where is it?
Oh.
I literally can't even bring it in there.
You've been a big sheep.
Here's the V menu to open the door first.
I understand now.
Oh, that's more than it weighs.
How does that work?
Seats can go over a cap with one item.
More you know.
Please be on this side.
I see it on that side.
I can see the the entrance for the gasoline.
Where did I just pour my gas?
Do we keep our M9 on us too?
We're not really carrying anything else.
Well, I'm just skedaddle, wouldn't you say?
You?
I drive.
What about the books?
I'm a litter of
This is why I didn't go to this gas station by the way.
Oh, no!
There'll be more. There'll be more. Let's get the fuck out of here.
I don't know where I'm going, I'm just driving.
Is this Riverside?
Where am I?
Oh my.
Don't want to hear.
I'm
This thing fucking rips, dude.
I wish my idol wasn't a literate.
Looks clear-ish. I think I could jump that fence and be safe. Actually, there might be
enough to knock it down over there.
We need a 69 Dodge Charger.
Now we're on a country road, one lane, magnum in hand, window down,
Ruff-Ellis?
really
I think I hear the zombie that's trapped in my car right now.
and potato
go. I don't really know where I am. I'm like northwest, wait I can check my map.
I got to listen.
Sorry.
Look at all the planks.
of planks
one more.
No one say anything.
Like Karsian here, Edo.
too bad I'm illiterate. Funnel? What use is a funnel? Hmm. I think we keep driving.
the
the new bill P. Cocher ex riffraff
Shit
.
Bars, dude. Bars, dude.
9-11 type beat.
I like the one line.
Dude, he talked about CC's chocolate pizza.
pizza is here that we're talking about that shit yesterday what were the fucking odds
I'm going to show you something they added this update.
Remember when CC's all you can eat was $3.99?
I only ever went to CC's once and that was after my children or after full soccer team
I was a part of, went $0.13 for the season, I guess the coach felt bad for us.
Where is it?
Last time you went to CC's they tased you.
Well yeah, they trespassed you, you shouldn't have come back.
And yet you insisted.
Right here.
Nope, slow down.
Dance, dance till you're dead.
That's it.
Might have driven past it.
I think I did, how's that possible?
Maybe not.
Where am I?
Northwestern Railroad, Muldra, to Brandenburg, you know, that's right after the, after the
bend there's, yeah, I did go too far though, there's another way then.
Yeah, that chatter knows what I'm talking about.
Hey here.
I saw that.
I got food.
Yeah.
You can drive through this by the way.
Fucking trees, man.
I don't know what to do with it.
Feed up.
I don't know if I went the wrong way.
Nope.
Wait, maybe, actually, blood.
Nope.
Oh my god.
Dude, there's like a million people in it.
What?
that's
that said I don't want to live because it's so fucking far away from every
judge
I
Hmm
I need food. I need snacks. Oh, they went around.
Look at this house, look at this shit.
There's a forge, that's a forge by the way, the house on the right.
Tasty.
Good to fight an army.
Well, we do have guns.
Imagine you're not looking for a guide for it.
Oh yeah.
They added like a bunch of, like, locations, kind of like this.
I mean, obviously not as good or elaborate, but...
I'm a Mia.
Okay.
Well, not good.
Okay.
Get your ass over here.
you waiting huh you see me
Eba!
Come on then!
That would be fucking killin' me!
Fuckin' knocked my bread off, dude.
I could shoot my gun too.
I'll do it.
I'll freaking do it.
Like what is that?
What is that shit?
See, I'm not holding on.
Dude, I'm drowsy.
Holy moly.
location I think my character was trying to shove the second zombie over
leave the fence bald man why would I fucking do you probably leave the car
running, eh? Two panicked to sleep. Not anymore. Alright, where's our best, what's our best
bed here, boys? Probably want to do here.
I
Too fucking dark man
Well, play for a little brighter than I suppose.
Lock the doors, big dog.
Um, they don't open car doors.
They shut the front window now, I think it always looked like that, didn't it?
Getting bored.
uh
Give me a fucking break man
I'm moving car away from the gate a bit. I'm pretty sure you can open it. Hmm. I think that's why I couldn't
We got a secure our escape route if everything goes to shit
up brother brother I'm sleeping again
and
how
I can't really do this if we're sleepy.
If we can sneak into the house...
Hey, did I leave the car on?
the
back down they're to get inside and sleep
bro
Oh, I won't back down.
There's no way.
HIT IN THE FUCKING CAR!
Poor bit.
We gotta live though.
I wanted to drop my ship before I died, man.
Dude, I don't- That swing as she was climbing over, just like going like this instead of
hitting her, dude, I just don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't know.
running too.
Good stream, thank you very much for watch!
Back Thursday.