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these are some of it sirs and steady and spent gherkin 27 months as I'm not
sure buddy. Sure, world runner
leaders of it. Been enjoying
re nine beat it over the weekend
imprint. This is the game too.
Hey.
You get sick with Legma. I
woke up, throw up a little
Shivers played in bed for some hours felt better
The in dragon six for seven giga hydra in ash fictitious pulp picks was up
Was not a hangover
My guard shutting down
My favorite game of all time that I have more than zero hours in
Meets six for sub it
Mmm
Damn there is one chatter and chattanoog said about that and we just like dug down so hard by accident. Yeah, I'm sorry, man
Don't be other high guards, bro
In slating they left six for sub it
I
Don't think it's good for God. So I for love for love
You see in the super Homer world video on YouTube
Whatever do a glory whole dog, that's probably exactly what I think it is and no
So, yeah, the community space station 14 advertisement triggered the game devs to like do a game wide
events possibly thinking because they thought that I was going to play so they
were like a streamer is coming a streamer is coming but I had no intention of
playing the event sounded cool though
King Gnork and Mignosh and Chris and Borla's
yeah yeah
Streamer a twister with 1.2 million subscribers really
That number's a little bit off. Yeah, I'm sorry to inform you the numbers a little bit off Joshie boy in base God and you faded King
I think it was up.
A wee bit off, wee bit off.
Base kind of six for seven.
I thought that was cool though.
Tramacadix for seven,
Oshie Joshie, six for seven.
That's what it says on the Twitch website though.
And even my agency isn't lying like even my agency isn't incorrect like that
Based moose AC Chris, it's a
As you guys can see I put on my Victorian fit today
What news from the front you seeing Jinxie in case those top 10 of all time ball shoot gamers are the funniest Gary gamer stereotypes
I was talking to my good friend walnut cast and he said that uh
a
case so apparently listed like a certain mlb game on his top 10
That was incredibly based and i trust his game opinion
So it is the ball and shoot gamers at least got it one tenth right according to him
I don't even know what yeah mvp05 yep, that's the one that is the one
I've never played it
I don't think he's ever played MGS 2.
I don't think so.
The irony here is actually like so fucking funny if you think about it.
I don't think he ever actually has played MGS.
I don't think it's possible he's ever played MGS.
Or if he did, he must have been like so young that he does not remember playing it.
Big on, Tate, thanks for showing up.
Can you not play it later?
I don't think he did.
I don't think he did.
Rezeeble five is wild.
That's probably the only resident evil he's ever played. That's probably the first of the last one he's ever played
So my pants rocket McOy and snuish and I sharked there's a bit except for like the ones that came out recently like
seven and eight
Are you nine is on there?
Volko oh and Romulus G Berry put the list up again put the list up again
Very sweaty armpits for something
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So I gotta find it again. Oh, do they auto delete it?
What's my top ten why is terrarium there terraria is there
This guy put Resident Evil 9 as his 5th favorite game of all time and that's why I don't think...
I don't think the game came out like a week ago. Dude? Hello?
Oh, it knew Vegas based so he's run a couple of gaming publications who lobbed that game
as one of the greatest RPGs ever made sure bud sir Jan I believe you I believe you dude
Hmm.
His list isn't offensive like I disagree, but I can get it.
Dude.
It is perhaps not offensive to you.
Okay.
But it is extremely offensive to me.
That's right.
How about you tell me about some means?
Okay, how about you take a look in the mirror?
How about you teach me about information digestion, dilution?
How about you teach me about the biology of a rock and how a grown man cannot punch it into rubble?
How about you teach me about stealing thermos?
how a grown man cannot punch it into to rubble.
How about you teach me about stealing third base?
Buddy.
Miss Maid in P100 instead of Butterfly in Q, and not going to
add in Skeleton Nation, which is probably in Fargo Tales of
follow and alteration there's a dude. I don't even know Isaac and
Shamblin thinks for seven. You put OSRS as goat. Your opinion is
invalid. OSRS in my top 10. That is true.
Yeah, yeah, it might even be top five might even be top three, brother.
Unapologetically.
Make a list right now.
I've played so many games.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Great, pizza tower 10 out of 10.
Okay, disregarding the ratings because that's not going to help right now.
I can give you I can give you my top 10
How I feel right now games of all time I can do that
All right, how about I just list off 10 games and then maybe we can organize them okay, how about that?
All right, cyberpunk 2077 and we're not ready to have this conversation yet. I think
And let me tell you right now
I was one of the biggest haters of this game when I came out because it performed so badly on my computer and because of the fucking celebrity cameos, dude
Played it one of the best games I've ever fucking played in my life ever
Old school runescape
Some of you idiots are like
You're an idiot, you know, I'm surprised you remember how to tie your velcro shoes
There's so much more so much more
And honestly like
You know that image of that guy that's like mining and turned around before the diamonds dude
that that picture applies only to runescape
Every and like people be posting a show about like oh you need 12 hours and Zenlis zone zero oh
Or like or like you need god you gotta play for 20 hours
No, I
Got my full corrupted gauntlet set at two like 1.8 thousand hours
Brother only then did I feel like I'm actually beating song of the elves that's when I got to the diamonds
dude I was like oh I see
OSRS's nostalgia slop in current year I never played it before I streamed it
You're a couple of years ago. I have no nostalgia for it. You're paying this shit
Repost slams you into a locker dude
Left for dead to actually just let's put them both together both together
Because they're basically the same you I know there's a couple of differences
Paper nerds will say there's even more, but pretty much the same
Masterpiece
Masterpiece
Terraria
Yep, yes, yes, dude, T-R-A-R-R-E-A
Mm-hmm, yep
I'm thinking I'm thinking chatter is jogging my memory right now
Metal Gear Solid 3
Yeah. Yes. Yes. Of course, dude.
The story of a forlorn hero, disgraced by her country.
Left to rot in the dirt, forgotten.
hmm
hmm
Dynasty Warriors 3
We can do a deep cut yeah
We can do a deep cut
How about we get romance of the three kingdoms eight for the ps2
How about that specifically for the ps2 brother
Get to Google that I got the numbers mixed up it's a it's a
Um, I would say risk of rain, too.
Oh, yeah.
The guy who makes risk of rain to popped into chat.
He's working on deadlock now.
Unconfirmed popped into chat last week to call me, uh, to suggest I shaved my
hair actually was up.
No one saw him.
He slipped in like a ghost.
I didn't call him out.
I didn't call him out, dude.
You popped in and said, hello, looking bald today.
understood the appeal of risk of rain
He used to subscribe to me guys, but I guess that valve paycheck doesn't cover it anymore dude. You know what I mean?
inflation brothers
I
Gave super yacht man, I'm a I'm gonna go one two three four five six seven I
Gotta go old-school now. I gotta go. I gotta go old-school Warcraft 3
That and the expansion
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
Perhaps the most influential game of all time.
No thanks to Blizzard.
Actually, thanks to like the one or two guys who worked on the tools to let people make their own fucking maps, dude.
hmm rim world yes dude of course of course of course of course I gotta do one more old
school one I think aoe two there's a good game but I'm not gonna put that on
Let's take let's take romance of the three kingdoms eight for the ps2 off and I think we put Diablo two on there, of course I
Think that's fair mr. Grand thanks for seven
We got one more slot be
One more slot bro
There's so it 10 is too few man
This is in no particular order bear in mind
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Hello to specifically for Xbox live.
Yep.
I'm not even talking about the campaign, bros.
I'm not even talking about the campaign, brother.
Hell nah, dude.
Who remembers booting up your first game of Halo 2 on Xbox lab, bro
They don't make feelings like that anymore they don't they truly do not they truly do not
We couldn't afford to connect it to the internet that's what I'm saying still elite still exclusive
I don't know who the fuck that ghoul is over there.
I think we're similar ages, 35, old.
Miyazaki.
All right, we can do like a top 20 or expand the list you expand the list
top 100 not a top 20 top 20
the original doom 2
Did you guys know that user-generated content for Doom 2 has persisted ever since its creation
and that there are tens of thousands of maps?
I mean a lot of them suck, but a lot of them are very good.
Yeah, the red dead redemption to
For the story specifically babu is I can't spell this or something
Yep, yep
Yep, yep, yep Elmering no question
If I have to pick one Dark Souls game out of the lot, I think I would have to pick three.
I think I had the most fun with three
I want you to think for a moment as well the jump in actual quality between two and three was insane
I
Jump from one to two is bigger though. Yeah, not in a good way. It's like
Jump from one to two is like my zomboid character eating entire pots of turkey that cures burn wounds
They got fat
clumsy
What about some Super Nintendo era stuff
I think we gotta go PS1. I think we gotta go PS1. I think we gotta go PS1. Symphony of the Night.
That's right. That's right. Of course. Of course, of course. Um, I played so many PS1
FF7? I wouldn't put FF7 on here personally.
It's okay.
I never played Gran Turismo 2.
Any resident able games in your top 20?
Might have to might have to might have to rip resident evil to boys
Might have to might have to rip re2 bros
Original
I don't think I don't think ff7 is hot dog shit. Like especially as I've gotten older
My opinion has like of all right
When I was a kid it was awesome because it was a pretty comprehensive, you know number go-up game
And I didn't much care for the dialogue
Unfortunately my tiny undeveloped frontal lobe shielded me from the horror horrible horrible mess. That is the English translation of that game
because it's ass and it's still fucking it I don't know if they ever fixed it at
any point whatsoever but
unfortunately a lot of anime games they have really bad writing a lot of them
do. A lot of them do, brother.
Grand Theft Auto Games.
Wait, how many slots we got left? 15.
All right, we got five left.
Uh
John late fix for seven corner trigger has to be in your list
I will put corner trigger on this list because that damn that shit was clean and
That shit was clean and the translation not that bad as well for the time
there I played a lot of that shit growing up boom I played so much that I even had a friend
who had a little brother who I we tricked him into thinking he could unlock song I could
me beat the game like 100 times of some shit. The L Classy code, dude.
What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? What else?
Hmm.
That play much brood war now.
Logan, thanks for subbing.
Waking up Thursday, thanks for subbing.
I'm trying to think of games I played like a fuck time.
AOE too gotta put it on there.
Oh, yeah, buddy
Guitar hero guitar hero three put it on there brother put it on there brother
I'm not sure.
Rain thanks for seven.
What did I just say?
Yeah, look like big fucking poopy ass.
Yep.
I think we got to do we got Tony Hawk boys.
It is.
There it is.
The guy.
He has to, I mean, yeah, I would say yeah, too, but I
I also played a lot of one.
You do too.
Oh yeah dude.
No wow equals dead list.
There's doctor Manhattan that guy by the way
How the fuck did you not put half life there half life while an impressive technical achievement and the
Engine and everything else great the story and procession of half life does not vibe with my traditional
enjoyment for first-person shooter games
Sorry
I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you guys something right now. Okay
Yeah, I don't mind a
Narrative guided
Experience in my FPS game. I don't mind it. Okay, but there's something truly terrifying
About being dropped into a fucking doom to map. Okay, you can see monsters in the distance is
open and desolate and you don't know what to do or where to go bro do oh
why am I not installing the big booty oiled up Leon mod should I it might start
OSRS tonight for the first time ever Iron Man see in a couple of years
You got the graceful affidavit on your iron, can you get a GZ?
GZ, my brother in God.
Where's our craters on this list?
I'm gooping!
Oh
Still water all over my fucking face
Oh, fuck me.
Did it get on me glasses? No, we're good, we're good.
How would I refine this list though?
A. O. E. two goes prior to A. O. E. two.
I did prank several stages
How come you never finished outer wilds I did
Oh, I didn't do the DLC
That's okay
Delete risk of rain it's good but that's it
I'm sorry.
Delete risk of rain is good but
that's it.
Sorry fellow.
What on this you are incorrect.
Risk of rain to generational
that's right.
When did I play furniture never played on stream.
No do maternal on there
One more modern game? Alright, that's fair. But what?
What?
One more dog? Thanks for subbing.
I have so heard.
I don't think so.
You want another modern game?
Metal Gear Solid 5.
The greatest tragedy in gaming.
10 years old?
What's the code off, bitch?
Hello?
Bail bat, thanks for subbing.
I'm just gonna pick a random year.
Games released in 2022.
Let's see.
Elden Ring, nah.
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
Ooh, wait, oh my god, the Saints Row reboot.
You guys remember that game?
Remember that game?
We had Evil Dead the game as well.
Nice.
Best selling games of 2022. Elden Ring, God of War, Ragnarok, Lego Star Wars, The Skywalker Saga, Monster Hunter Rise.
Let's do 2020.
The Last of Us Part 2.
Animal Crossing New Horizons, Ghost of Tsushima, DOOM Eternal, I really like DOOM Eternal.
But I really, I really enjoyed playing MGS5 too, like just playing the game was really cool.
This guy says hi fat so I would chat I checked his logs
The last time he typed was when I was playing zombie he said for what purpose you are carrying so
I want purpose you are carrying soap green that makes for seven man
What what game did I enjoy?
God I honestly oh, I wait let me let me look here for a second. Yeah
Take me Lee off put do maternal on top 20 baby. I
Think we're good. Do turn was is very satisfying to play very
More game than most games I've ever played ever
This is a moonless if I've ever seen one dude. I played so many games
I'm good. I'm happy with this. This is amazing actually that's good
You play like 700 hours a Mario Maker.
I read every one of your chat comments.
Does it mean they're always good?
Kind of cordial.
I'm not even sure what I would replace with a dog also I've never beaten a dog so I feel like it I'm kind of a poser if I put a mom there
I
Thoughts on this
It's a picture of a guy's leg
Garts keep all this tweet up with just the picture
Cut off cut off the bottom
Hello, I'll post it in
Holy fuck that tattoo dude this brings me so much joy
This brings me so much joy bros
there it is there it is boys there it is yes sir do I love dude you guys are
fixate on the goop. Okay.
Holy shit, this is awesome.
This, okay, I have tried diligently in the last couple of years to not make fun of people
for liking stuff. Okay, honestly, I don't think it's a good personality trait.
truly do not. I truly do not. However, what? What? Okay. Can we mutually enjoy the absurdity
of this pairing on this man's foot.
I think we can.
Honestly, not a bad rendition of Asmigold.
I mean, he's got anime eyes for some reason and that,
but I don't think I,
That beard that beard is too clean cut
He does kind of look like Jesus the tattoo artist definitely merged
Very Jesus like dude very Jesus like dude
I like the peanut one more than the azmigold one.
I got a question.
Do you think this guy, when he went in for the tattoo, was like, here's what I want.
And then the person tattooing was like, what is this?
And then the guy was like, prepared with like a series of clips that he personally enjoyed
to show the tattoo artists.
Like he like rehearsed.
So he was like, he was like, all right, I'm probably going to get asked about this.
Should I show them?
Like my all time favorite ones to like get them on to turn them into a Goopa.
You know what I mean?
guess that's for 7th? That two artists don't give a fuck? Yeah, no, look, some of them do.
Okay, some of them don't. Fair. Okay. That said, you're gonna be there for like an hour, at least,
right? So probably gonna talk to that person, right?
All right, get it off the screen! Get it off the screen!
I've seen enough! I've seen enough!
I'm confused, do you like peanuts? Oh, peanut.
I'm more of a pistachio man, myself.
Honestly as as long tattoo verse moon moon tat is no different. You're basically Wario and Waluigi of streamers
You just like that that chatter just makes shit up and you guys laugh at it, dude, that's not fair
Like dude you and Mussolini are like the Wario and Waluigi of human beings, dude
dude. How about that? Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, that chatter and the, the, the Ayatollah
best friends. Actually, you know what? And that latest redaction pretty sure I show that
Chatter's name on the play log, dude. You know what I mean?
Stop it!
That Chatter hurt Moves feeling duty.
You know, play the new guitar hero game. I mean, I might peep it out. I don't know. I don't even know where my controller is about being honest.
Hey Wario, what's that for, are you?
Hmm
Show your tattoo show them what a real tat looks like it's on my ass
I don't know either we keep trying to find out our heaven and project Zomboid or
Maybe there's a bonus game mode Nari nine. That's interesting. Maybe a peep that I
Don't know like a new game plus type beat could be good
There isn't done with Ellen.
Yes, man. Survivalist invisible strain greater than
Zomboid. I want to tell you right now, I goose.
I trust your opinion on video games. Okay.
And that is the whole reason I tried Slaverian trucker,
but that one let me down. All right.
So you're on cooldown right now, buddy.
Although I will say Slaverian trucker did pick up after
we had sex with that hooker and then she robbed us and left us in the middle of the
desert with a brick of hash and then we got chased by the dogs and then we got to
play the Johnny Cash song as we used the knife that we found to make our last
stand on a partially sunk in roadway after we'd escaped on a bicycle. I will
say, but it was like an that was the end of the stream. The other part, the other part of the stream was slowly driving up a mountain and flipping my truck multiple times.
I
Got to the finish already now. I know he's selling okay, so we just got to arc
Which I I believe is the latest giga bullshit resident evil McGuffin
Location type beat
Yeah, and yeah guys the Bible references
We're back, one second.
Okay!
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What, this list is so performative?
The
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I mean, for me, I would put all of these in S tier, I'll be honest, if I'm being honest.
Come on gamers.
It's gamer time.
Work work.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
SOTERIC EVE came out today?
It will peep it out
I
Boba the index for seven
Are we found the Gigasecret facility that was under our nose the entire time?
Oh my god.
Nice.
Dude, they're gonna rip my head off with their tongue.
Any bad men in here?
I'm looting.
I'm gooping.
Okay, we're fighting this bitch on God.
The computer...
Oh, there's a computer in the same room?
Oops.
Oh
Facility operation says green all areas online level two guards on patrol
Maybe we're about to go into a gunfight?
Ooh, Pandora!
Something to do with it?
Noooo!
Hey boy, thanks for chillin'.
Playboy, thanks for sale for a million years
Everyone already beat this game on just peep the new r6 siege update gun
Dude that was like the companion cube
Hardly thinks for a second.
Where is that?
That's Pandora, you dope.
Oh my god, we are shooting men.
I'm getting the feeling I'm not wanted around here.
of
I was going to hit him with the fucking spin attack.
I'm starting to get the feeling I'm not wanted around here.
I believe I'm not...
I believe that they do not wish for me around here.
Okay, I didn't kill anyone
Oh my...
I thought he died.
there
show yourself coward
show yourself coward
Oh shoot.
Guys, when do we get Red Herb?
I want Red Herb.
Oh
Oh
Dude, there's a monster, man!
Truce!
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
I'm not even sure the proper way to fight
door of farming by the way we're gonna let that guy have it
loop circle
Hmm
Oh, it's not showing the body
Old
do do do
trusted companion charm
do do do
do do
do do
Resident Evil!
Dads thanks for sub it.
Alright, where's the armor?
I look like I'm going out to ride my razor scooter, dude.
I got elbow pads on.
Oh!
That was me, me in almost full.
Oh, Jesus.
Skellington.
Skellington with skin.
And Skellington.
Be recording and transmitting all information is strictly prohibited
Isn't this shit made in like the 90s?
Do they update their terms of service
art man, art
DMT-501 Tyrant Price 120 million. Humanoid with... Humanoid bioliping with exceptional combat
capabilities can execute simple commands such as dragging limiting targets comes like a standard...
the code as standard for effective human disguise.
Based on the Umbrella Corporation's parasitic NE Alpha, its mass-produced model focuses on
cost reduction performance enhancement. Repeated improvements have resulted in a
a significant boost to physical ability and recovery regardless of the host
durability.
An incident occurred during the transport of the experiment.
Plant number three. Armor 30 million. Umbrella corporation
Cerberus has been further enhanced in large resulting in increased combat
capabilities. Licker B2. Originally an
Infection Anomaly, rigorous experimentation revealed the key to activating the mutation
paving the way for commercialization, plant, 100 million, bioweapon, experimental plant
43 and has resulted in infestation near the center of service centers of our...
Oh my god, that's where we came from.
Arq is focused on bio-weapon research and development utilizing the unique environment
of Raccoon City, in particular experiments performed by infecting nearby zombies with
the mutated T-virus strain, and you'll get a great deal of empirical data.
is also proven effective as the BSAA's attempt to eradicate ARC.
Oh my god, they knew.
Development of a new bio weapon based on this hard data is in its final stages.
If the said bio weapon is released, we can expect further profit growth next fiscal year.
Oh my god, they're evil capitalists.
ARC has now become a key bio weapon production hub for North America.
We'll continue to bring great benefits to both us and the United States.
Oh my god, the government's in on it.
Oh fuck.
Oh, fuck is that plays a hymn?
mercenary these are a farming amnir holy shit
Oh Jesus!
I fainted
Make no mistake, nothing will stay in my way. I'll complete it.
He's dead!
That was sick.
This guy was one tough bastard.
Look at his exposed hand, that's how we know he's hunk.
Oh my god.
Dude, that was sick.
Backup's on the way.
That won't be necessary.
Holy fuck, dude.
Go back, yeah, hold up.
I don't think I went far enough away.
Who was that guy?
He was a secret character you could play in Resident Evil 2 after you beat the game.
And he has his own route through the city.
And I'm pretty sure it's a timed mission.
He's fucking gone, dude!
How do I choose which hatch it is?
That's crazy.
I was not expecting that.
I want to upgrade my weapon.
I want to upgrade my weapon.
I guess we could just keep going.
I'm insane. He's apparently a very brutal boss, but he kills you very fast.
I want to be honest.
Pretty hard to...
Grisha be just ahead.
Pretty hard to fight him anyway.
Who's not playing Giga difficulty?
gate harder difficulties beyond this behind game this is where we are the world is under threat
the technology to control another's will already exists but it's not efficient at infecting others
i believe spencer solved that with elpis
the connection sealed raccoon city to save it for themselves and it's been waiting here
Yeah. Ever since.
This is as far as we can get.
If the wrong password is entered,
the ark will be destroyed
and Elkis will be lost forever.
I'll ignore that.
So tell me, Grace...
What's the password?
Uh, I don't know.
Of course you do.
You're the...
Wheel!
Shoot her in the head. Shoot her in the head. Shoot her in the head.
You can't beat me.
Are we fancy?
Jesus!
What did you do?
put your head
yeeeeeeeaahhhhhh
I got you Jesus
Where does this take us?
There's another.
Me?
Turn me off.
Come on.
Aw.
Right now.
Leon.
Leon!
You know what that means, guys.
I'm sure I got bad, bro.
If you're Susie, why would you come here?
Airman 6 or 7?
This place.
I consider it was where it all began for me.
What all happened, I couldn't...
I couldn't make a difference.
Swipe me here, now.
We can't stop Xeno.
I said something about you in a palace ward. What was he talking about?
I don't know. I'm sorry.
I'm going back.
I'm gonna destroy Albus.
I-I'm coming with you.
Wait a minute.
I don't want any more regrets.
Whatever it takes, come in.
If anything happens to me,
you promise
you'll learn this.
Burn the biohazard pick, guys.
little Nick, do you still have it?
Not really, man.
I can check it out for us. You think you can give me a boost?
I feel much better now.
Watch out for yourself up there, yeah.
Why does she keep stuttering?
She has a stutter.
Why do you keep being bitch as you bitch?
Once I go down, there's him getting back up.
Don't care.
I'm going up.
But system locked. All right. Key required for re-activation.
People showing grace, but this is how much normal we will be in a situation like this.
OK. In Grace's offense, she is a she is an FBI agent.
So, she is not a normal person.
She's an IT?
Hmm, we're like slightly short on the injector.
She's a data analyst, she just sits at the computer, so she gets no training whatsoever.
None.
Okay.
Sure.
Okay.
Just be on here.
Warning.
Black, white, and orange confirmed in storage sector critical error containment
Warning, black-level orange confirmed in storage sector critical error, containment
lockdown failure.
Dude, I'm sure that shits nothing man.
There's nothing to be man.
Oh, they're licking.
You
Yoyk?
Play here third person WTF?
Me when I read your comments?
Shut the fuck up.
Hope this helps.
Minus 13 million.
Oops.
See that they added Solid Snake to Rainbow Six?
Yeah man, I'm so hyped to play with the boys later, man.
Yup.
I got no room!
I don't want to use mumbled.
Good.
We need a stabilizer.
Equip.
Equip the Assum.
Oh, died.
I
I'm gonna need that back.
Shoves you.
How was that noise?
How was that noise?
Was that a knife?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Fill out it!
I hope he would drop some blood.
Blood!
This is the wrong key, you dope!
Guessing the zombie's gonna get up.
Blood.
Haha, you called it in too.
Daps you up.
Yup.
I think I have a safe.
I did.
Not.
Ass.
Do-do-do-do.
Alright. Just checking.
No regrets.
Now, do we make the saver or do we make the hemolytic injector?
Is what I would have said if I could make the hemolytic injector, which I cannot.
Make a fence?
I
I
Yes the flesh
I love the meat, the meat hole.
I think we get to pick.
Or me? I get the, get the vibe this is uh, one time use.
Let's go long.
It's not.
Dude, no fucking spoilers!
Wait, didn't I have a code for this fucking save, by the way?
I swear I root this shit down.
That was the basement one.
Hmm, I'm not going to do this.
Key explodes.
Well, the key is not one-time use, guys.
Do you know that?
What?
Blood.
Ink Ribbon Tin.
Loot Box.
We're not touching the loot box yet because that probably spawns some enemies.
Stick it a witch.
We should not be killing them like that, by the way.
You're sleeping on a molly, dude.
Free play?
The rule of RE9 so far is that every zombie laying on the ground is still alive.
Ain't a mishorb.
Oh
I'm gonna go.
Oh, no.
Come on.
Come on, Gaga.
I
Fuck was out slide
Um, I was hoping more of them would drop blood, but that's okay.
Go fully bald.
We're on a genocide route right now. We're killing every mother freaking Zambie.
You see the BB no money made at Diablo 2 music video?
That's awesome man.
Wife's boyfriend let you peep that out before bed.
Recessed Penel.
the animus orb.
Dude they called it Noah. We're in the Ark, dude.
Bye boo! Bye boo!
Second database access request the following data was found but the minutes of the 51st assembly meeting as transcribed by AI control center
No, uh
The state we heard the key grace Ashcroft has finally been found spent 20 years since we occupied our career. You sure she's the one
Zeno
Without a doubt there's no need to worry more importantly. Don't you think your withdrawal from the treaty is to blame?
The state it's a bluff the United States is and always will be the center of the world
The BSA are fully under our control as well. There are any changes in product supply
Do you know, ARK's factory animation is constantly evolving.
I believe that's enough for today.
We can discuss further while we view the products.
Ooh, various other items, huh?
You're gonna make scrap from coins.
Help us as I got some hope and hope was the last thing in Pandora's box.
Do you get a moon?
Do you get it?
I didn't know that, actually.
me when I write fiction I think this will be about the Bible I will allegory
okay
I'm taking the Bible for inspiration here that's Greek I didn't know Noah's
Arc was great dude what the hell? I've been taught wrong.
Whoops. Pandora's Box on Noah's Arc what? Oh yeah no obviously Pandora's Box is
great guys. I don't know why I don't know why you felt the need to clarify
there
we're doing like the thing where like you you like you're like clarifying but
it's like secretly like you're at you're looking for like confirmation of what
you said is true we're all friends here buddy
1090 20 sterilization chain
writes it down, so I don't have to look through the notes.
Dump.
A lot of floors in this bitch.
What a... a lot of weed in this bitch.
Joe Nopan, I wrote it in Chattorino.
Yeah, you know I'm running all the way back for that fucking... that's safe by the way.
DTK, thanks for subbing.
Is this lab from Arc Raiders?
It's in first person now?
Guys, Arc Raiders is third person.
Me after 15 hours at the, uh, the sounding factory.
Alright, just got home.
I ate some hammy helpy.
It's time to spend 10 minutes on the game before bed.
Up on Arc.
I'm friendly, I'm friendly!
Oof.
I wonder if the Molotov is good against the liquor.
Dude, I said I was friendly!
You see, he erases yourself it.
Man, honestly, it's gotta be like so much griefing potential in Arc Raiders, man.
Holy fuck.
Mama Mia.
Did he just play it?
Nah, nah, nah.
Maybe if I had started when it came out.
They match you with like-minded players?
You know, pretty...
Pretty soon after the game released, I had a friend who was deliberately getting murdered
in matchmaking so he would get thrown into those lobbies.
I'm talking like a week after the game came out, by the way.
That sure is funny to me, man.
They, like, very quickly figured out that it was matching you with, like, you know,
who don't kill anyone, essentially.
And it took him a couple of hours.
Basically what he would do is he would join lobbies
until they would stop shooting him on site,
and that's how he knew.
Should we test Molly?
Wait
Molly
Stick it up your ass
How much blood do we got?
20?
No bueno.
So if these liquors are like the ones from Seven, was it Seven?
Two?
There's some more li- oh, it was the RE2 remake.
That's the one they were like giga-strong in, and you had to like move slowly.
Thank God, thank God the liquor doesn't react to industrial movement.
Wait.
I want to shoot this guy!
Eh, fuck it, let's burn this dude.
Toby Bryant!
I
Yeah
Neal
Got 30 bullets, got another molly, two molly!
No noise though.
Up above me?
Ain't no way.
What other cube can I open?
This one.
Eight bullets.
I've gone with eight bullets.
A gun with 6-7 bullets.
meme reference
there's two of them! oh I'm fucking dead
a
I'm dead. I was gonna go over there and he- and HEMA, one of the liquor I thought was
only over there and then you know shoot the other guys but...
There was fucking two of them man!
I'm wondering if you need to shut up.
I bet it's two mollies to kill those guys.
Do you have an acid?
Oh, you make it.
Nice.
Molly!
Spinly makes for a 7.
We got the save.
Whoa, wait. Yeah, we got the save.
Double checks.
They see me rollin'.
into the shadows.
Take a brewery? Thanks for selling it.
Keep it stamping. Oh, shit.
I don't want to waste my injector on this one, dude.
Oh, I'm not crouching, oh my god.
Whoops.
I'm gonna go
Man.
What's the plan?
Oh
Don't gaga.
Headed to York.
Don't gaga?
Headin' to York.
It's York.
Blind hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, you fucking tongue. The Queen's Staking.
Blood.
Uh, bottle this.
You good?
2 out of 3?
I didn't think this guy was coming.
It was, though.
Do not come.
I got to go in there.
Flip you off.
supply's code 5068
black snap thanks for 7th
mandel thanks for 7th
5068 5068 5068
mentally tries to remember where that is
We haven't even been to the place where that's safe is.
You're thinking fluff or din bro, what you think?
epic
Come on in you want a proper no fighting do you
We're on the right no fucking way.
I died this guy is so I'm not dead
I got a blast.
Did the charm save me?
I think that's on Liam.
Oh yeah.
I got the, I got the bussy charm.
How do I get on the scaffold?
Control Center. No response.
Recent failure. No response.
Containment protocol inactive.
Containment protocol inactive.
Hey buddy.
Sam.
Sam.
Sam.
Alright man.
A Bleast Charm! A beautiful white orb!
All kind of fucking believe I solved the puzzle.
Don't get our darkest soot.
How do we get upstairs?
What if we can't get him?
Wait, I'm down. Come in, come in.
Alrighty.
Is there an item up there?
There's a liquor up here.
It's time to hemolytically fuck you!
I think there's anything on top of these bitches, not that I can jump.
I think this guy's gonna turn around.
Living salty life, I think, or something?
Oh
Hey
Oh
Why'd they do that? Also, a second one magically appeared up here.
I
Just like to imagine she's running like slo-bo shit
dude
ready 60
open every safe in the main story spoilers
You were hoping that was a mimic?
No safe mimics in this game, guys.
It's me!
And everywhere I've ever been, 20 places.
consumers be like WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?
Why do this?
Oh, I know what. She wants to know.
Is it your mom? In quotes?
And then, uh...
The way in a dark room like this has quite the change for you.
After the life you've led.
The life takes unexpected turns, don't you think?
Looking back, do you feel that the choices you've made
have contributed to your present circumstances?
Of course.
What you sow, you reap.
Isn't that the natural order?
So, Tommy, Lord Spencer, what would you like the world to know?
The truth.
But a short break before we begin this Ashcroft,
I'm not a young man, I don't have the energy I once did.
I didn't really tell you shit, huh?
Oh my super cancer it hurts
Wait, huh?
Now, you noobs would go right up the ladder.
And that's why you would miss this.
And that's why you would miss this.
And that's why you would miss this.
And that's why you wouldn't miss this.
Couple of people said blind and they successfully baited me.
I'll admit.
I'll admit.
You got me, dude.
I do say if you listen carefully the biohazard is shifting
Containment breach. System wide. Surveillance failure.
It's action time. It's wreck-wium time. Reloaded!
Oh, there.
Easiest pie.
Oh, you got a bat.
Hey!
That's your damn
You're not making noise my head that good
Then lots of coughing and blurred vision will cause them to falter you can only wait for these effects to subside
That was cool.
I don't know if I've ever done that before.
It's contextual? I mean, I've kicked a fair number of dudes into the wall.
10k.
I want to shoot some more umbrella people that was cool
All right, maybe we didn't need the wreck wheel.
That's okay.
That's what bolts are for.
Bolts are for shooting, not for hoarding.
just when I gunpowder in its ass.
I feel they've changed too much.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, I mean, they've changed a considerable amount, actually.
secret door dude what the hell
In a way.
The shock on ammo dude.
I forgot my weed.
I'm dying dude answer
Nothing? Oh, something.
So for no Sambo to live, give them gun.
What are you?
Oh, you got the bulletproof one, lucky guy.
Rainford, thanks for s'up.
Pistols for chuds. This pistol's awesome.
My weapon repository 11 override key.
Say that three dots fast.
Shotgun. Shotgun. Stacked hand grenade. Weed.
Requiem ammo.
You're loading!
Yup, bless our gamers wouldn't have indiscriminately murdered all of these liquors, dude, but me?
Well, let's just say I'm an expert in wasting ammo.
Oh, what?
What do I even have for these guys?
I
I'm reloading.
Going for reload.
He throws those things so pathetically again.
I think it's your birthday that you're still in it.
Warning, autoclave compromised.
Missed roof.
Lock lock down, available.
Memory, cracked. Self-prepare, functionality, offline.
Northeast on map.
Shut up! Now!
Yeah, let's get this over with.
All right
Big ammo
Who they were ammo boxes guys
Play elevator music, please
Do it.
It's like our exit takes for something.
It's like our exit takes for seven.
He ain't looking so good, fellas.
Hold on.
I feel like I've seen this room before in a particular Metal Gear game in which
Which the main character is terminally ill.
Look at pretty done, fella.
This is the escape elevator.
Hehehe.
Very Sanchez-y for some of them.
What exactly is his plan?
Is he gonna go get his...
What even was his plan when he was like, in here?
following leads to finish the fight with the
confidence. Oh.
And I am plagued by guilt.
Happiness cannot be achieved at the expense of others.
I think that's enough for today.
Why did you accept my request for an interview?
She stole the baby from this guy.
Is that one of your subjects?
Of course not. She was alone in the world, I took her in to make amends.
Is she perfectly normal? Just an average child needing a home.
She is my hope.
Spencers a good man.
I don't know, fellas.
I don't know fellas
I just want you to know this is like this is the shit that people I've literally had
seen in twitch i'd say oh man he's still playing resident evil i can't watch that's the shit that
they are so heavily anticipating that they are willing to lock themselves in a dark room and
play by themselves do you like really do you know i guess you could say this is my
Reckliam, Resident Evil 9 to the world 2.
We didn't make it man.
Alright time to hurry. This is us hurry. I'm coming.
Talk more about your 3,000 hour runescape items, dude, I'm telling you right now, the
whole plot line of the fucking, what's it called, Dragon Slayer?
One and two?
That story is far surpasses this game, I'm sorry bro, I'm sorry about it.
You'll never know, Mark, better, I'm sorry dude.
Hey hey, this is where he's at.
A pause chair!
This game, first person or third person depending on character, you can play in third person for both.
Or first person for both, you just have to change it into settings.
I've got Ragn Bohnman 2 story, I haven't done that one.
You don't mind the camp in the RE games?
I don't either, I'm just saying like.
I feel like B-movies are enjoyed with friends, that's all.
This is finally my chance to do something.
Actually blind fuck you.
Do you think Elvis is something bad or good?
I think Elpis is Grace, obviously, it was uh...
Like that's the level of nuance we're dealing with here.
So...
Obviously, I mean, you can tell based on how much Spencer talked about her, like you deliberately used the word hope.
Pretty obvious.
Hey, it's me. It's Grace. Oh, please wake up. Wake up, wake up.
I'll just rest in my eyes.
You're dead, bro.
Black Linoons?
Let's do this.
I just feel like these two characters didn't really have
The time together
Yeah, the guy's cool
I can buy you some time.
No.
No, no, I...
I have an idea.
I trust you.
I trust you.
So...
the prodigal daughter of returns.
I know the password.
Is it gonna cure him?
Is it gonna go to the secret briefcase and pull out the T-virus cure?
Nope. Just gonna not beat the shit out of him, I guess.
Damn, I get to pick, huh?
Is it easy to come back here and pick a different option?
I want to see the other one, yeah?
Okay, we're gonna do the bad ending first, fellas.
What you don't feel in a hella dumb man you feel in a hella dumb
I
Fuck of course, dude that Spencer was always saying the word hope in every recording I ever saw of him
if
we're doing this
to one of the
You promised!
Yes, that I would let him live.
Mr. Kennedy, I give you the honor of experiencing my power first hand.
I'm not sure Albus is what you think it is, there's nothing special about me, I was never any key.
Spencer wanted to make a man key.
But you released Albus.
What is it?
Tell me.
Leon!
Why?
My powers!
Albus is Spencer's atonement.
It's an antiviral!
Hello! I picked a good ending, guys.
Amazing.
I am humbled by my master's genius.
Your research was wrong.
Elvis wasn't a woman. There was never a key. Spencer's paper was obviously incomplete.
There was no connection between Grace and Emily. Do you know how much time and
money I wasted on this? Did you see the genius? With Elvis, all virus-based
weapons are useless. The world order would be thrown into chaos. We wanted a
Oh, bubby.
Instead, Spencer gave us an idea.
I will carry his torch and bring his vision to life.
You?
You and Spencer were a means to an end.
Yet he outwitted you all.
Spencer defied us and paid the price with his life.
He was nothing.
You are nothing but an imitation.
I love that guy's voice actor by the way.
Why not?
Why not?
Would you trust this guy?
He fanatically serves Spencer and Spencer wanted to create this and disseminate it obviously,
right?
of
all of it's
destroying the art
Yeah, that's an anarchy by giving everyone vaccines, K-Kona.
Yeah, like what?
Basically all weapons are bio weapons have to cure all of them. There are no weapons and no more power balances
So what's the what's the solution not curing anyone? Are you serious?
By your logic Victor wants to cure people
I
of
the
fact that
the
I swear that I always protect those locks.
I guess that's one less evil resident, doctor.
I wonder what I'm supposed to shoot, fellas.
I'm gonna use all the demons in this.
Hurry it!
Hurry it!
Hurry it!
Harriet!
Harriet!
I guess I'm already 4 actioned.
The hole in the requiem? That's not the sound... Oh no, that's also not the sound I got. Wait, that is the requiem.
Oh, it is the sound.
I'm done.
I got killed. I got killed.
We need to get you out of here.
Come on.
Let's get you out.
I'm not going to leave your side I'm going to sit right here with you.
Why does he got to do that?
This dude's like 50, man
That wasn't so bad
I guess this is it then
here is the bsa bro just in time fellas just in time
Leon S. Kennedy?
Spencer's asking.
Alpha, can you read me, sir?
Yeah, let me see. I got it.
Yes, sir.
Mr. Kennedy.
I have a message from Captain Burstfield.
They're still working for the United States, right?
Did they're spraying the cure, man?
What about Sherry?
ages oh thank God I'm glad you're okay you got a dose of your name on it you
back in action in no time thank you beyond
we're gonna a lot smoother Chris and Ben so late for the party
Where is Chris anyway?
No idea.
I'm sure he's something.
I'll call you back.
It's over then.
Here.
I hope this really was our last hope.
Well, it's a prayer umbrella hasn't left us any more nasty surprises.
I wish we could have saved them.
Chris, I didn't hate any of her vials.
She could still be alive.
What are you saying?
Maybe we can save her.
It's gonna sip through the rubble, shall we?
I guess she died at the other place, huh?
Oh, she did.
The government has confirmed the existence of an actively trading bio-weapons lab located
here in the ruins of Raccoon City.
The origin point for the worldwide spread of bio-organic weapons.
This illegal facility appears to have been in operation for decades.
Sources say that the extension of the lockdown and the recent series of mysterious deaths
may be related to tragic events in Raccoon City 28 years ago.
28 years ago.
Tonight, in a speech from the Oval Office, the president is expected to reject allegations of any government involvement since the Raccoon City incident.
The manor dude.
The manor dude.
The manor dude. The care facility dude.
Not bad, not bad.
After credit scenes?
Okay.
I kinda wish.
They had focused on like one playstyle.
Wrong take.
Hard disagree.
If they had focused on one playstyle, it could have felt like...
both of them like compare playing Leon in this game to Resident Evil 4 you know what
I mean...
RE4 is a masterpiece though?
I'm saying if they had focused on one style of play, it's possible that uh...
it could have been very good.
But instead...
you know...
the slower first person in, you know...
Gimped action hero Leon felt okay. That's it.
After Gory, they're so civil.
Gims? Yeah.
Yes, Goverdary boy. Yes, dude. Absolutely.
Oh, yeah, brother was the terminator in this game. Are you serious?
You can skip
Lucky was in jail
I mean, yeah, sure
It's hard to talk while this bitch is singing like, hey let's watch the show.
I'd like to see you kill Licker at 50.
Yeah, he kicked someone's head and exploded guys there.
Therefore, he is the Terminator.
Sure, buddy.
Gotcha.
I'm so glad and me. Yeah, she's doing great
I'm actually teaching her how to read
Grace
Grace they found her that was fast
Where's that report sorry
So play your working informant Jesus Christ
It's like her adaptive mom
The remaining PSAA forces have been neutralized, retrieving the objective before they send
in the world.
I hunked it.
Unlocked Insanity Mode.
Races Report.
skins added anyway what I'm trying to say is they clearly split their effort in designing
like the systems between two different styles of play and all I'm saying is that they focused
on one or the other and I have no preference as to which it probably would have been a
lot more engaged but honestly playing grace felt like a chore especially sneaking around
lay epic big monster lurking in the darkness and Leon moves like a fucking
slug most of the time dude holy fuck which is cool in a way
bro he's 50 oh so your argument is dude he's the fucking terminator he's the
executioner he's killing everyone he's a fucking action hero but also he's 50
He's 60 sure buddy. Yeah, okay now
When I when I compare the amount of fun to controlling Leon and the residual forward of this it does not even get close
It does not even come bear dude. I'm sorry
I'm sorry, he's literally infected sure buddy
Okay, gotcha.
This is like the whole, this is summary of Resident Evil thus far. Actually, I don't think so.
Neat. A little summary of the game's story. Wrecked Con summary. Ew!
Complete the main story and insane it. What do you even need this many points for?
Craft every possible item Leon did not do that.
Oh, the tongue off of a liquor B2 using the hatchet.
Make a zombie attack another zombie in the hospital, Lord.
Reall the five is the main story, we only miss five, not bad.
We only miss three raccoons.
Complete the main story by releasing Elpis within four hours.
That's crazy.
My personal complaint is that there were many enemy kinds in the game.
I think the game's duration to enemy variation was just fine.
I am a...
Play for welly 21 hours.
Let the sweet pair hear the voice.
The fuck?
What do I borrow for right now?
No, no.
This game was okay. It felt like...
In terms of gameplay, it was trying to do too many things, that's my opinion, that is my
opinion.
Watch the bad ending?
Thoughts on the story?
That's in the story. The story was okay.
I'm not hyper-invested into Resident Evil, so I can't, like, it was cool seeing Hunk. That was awesome. I definitely did a Hunk...
...attempt when I was a kid. I think we even tried Hunk when we did the remake for 2.
They have like a Hunk mode in that. I forgot what it was called.
Like I'm back for the DLC, yeah.
RE2, or this or Mugenics.
When you compare the depth of the systems in Mugenics and the different possibilities
to this, this is Jack in the box and Mugenics is like fucking in and out, do you know what
I mean?
That's how I feel.
Does the worst analogy of all time?
Actually, that analogy was fucking awesome.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Both bad?
Okay.
So the thing about In-N-Out is that you're supposed to be able to, like, customize your
shit.
You know what I mean?
Like, you curate the experience, whereas when you go to Jack in the Box, you're getting
served a metallic-tasting hamburger from a fucking methad, dude, and that's the only option you have.
Uh, I will be right back. I gotta pee. Give me a moment.
Okay!
Real quick!
See where they dug up the bugs!
feel special anything to make the
beautiful boy feel sloppy
anything to make the pretty boy feel
special
anything to make the beautiful boy feel
special
anything to make the pretty boy feel
special
anything to make the beautiful boy feel
sloppy
anything to make the pretty boy feel
special
anything to make the beautiful boy
feel special
anything to make the pretty boy feel
Special anything to make the hero boy feel floppy floppy remember the fight in the jungle
He barely made it out alive
You dumbass
More with that
He's gonna listen up
That you can swallow me whole huh?
Okay. I've articulated my thoughts. Let's compare Grace gameplay to playing the dude from
Re7.
Ethan, yep.
Ethan, I hate Re7.
You can hate Re7, sure.
Okay, but playing Grace is like playing Ethan, and I feel like it was more mechanically
interesting to play Ethan than it was to play Grace IMO. How so? You're given a lot of different
tools to fight all the different monsters in that game. Grace, you're given an instant
kill backstab and a gun if you want, if you can throw a molotov, do you know what I mean?
The design vision was, oh, you've got grace, it's more of a, this is literally how I saw
described a classic survival horror experience. And to me playing grace felt like playing some of the
first person horror slot that I play on stream almost.
It was barely better than that. So
It wasn't that bad. I'm not saying it was it was bad and I have not said it was bad
But I am saying it was not as good as other resident evil games. I've played in the same vein
I'm saying it's mechanically less interesting than the other resident evil games I've played
I am saying that
If they had decided to focus on grace or Leon for this game, it probably would have been
more fun to play. That's it.
Rank the rest of the evil games you've played.
I played one, two,
I
Played three when I was younger. I did not play the re3 remake
I played already to remake I played four and the the four remake
Did not play five
Did not play six
late seven
Which I liked
RE7 was genuinely scary, IMO, and maybe it's just because I'm like American and I'm like familiar with, you know, like Bayou, shit, I don't know, like it was pretty relatable in a lot of ways.
Um, you know, seeing like a, seeing like a, their take on like creepy swamp people is actually so good. I gave, um, I did not play.
From what I've read about eight, it's kind of like a collection of their take on different ethos from different cultures.
I get it like it's kind of like a storybook.
God, what's the the name of like the old.
I can't remember if it was like a collection of like retelling of certain.
Yeah, brother's grim story like.
From like one culture like multiple anyway.
Um.
Yeah, I do I don't care what any of you guys say it man
Well, what I'm thinking about the the the literal like the village sequence from the beginning of re4
With the chainsaw guy compared to any action that I was in is Leon in this game, dude
It does not even fucking come
Dear it does not it's not even close brother
brother is not even close brother and dude
mama Mia how can you compete with perfection I don't know how does it feel
to be wrong if you like already nine more than already four okay if you do
if you disagree with me sure um for me this game was a watered down version of other resident evil
games i played with interesting callbacks who characters that i remember playing from other
resident evil games in other locations too that those parts were good and interesting uh with and
And it's an unexpectedly ridiculous continuation of a ridiculous anime story that is the overarching
Resident Evil story.
6.1 out of 10.
Voice acting was great.
I like I like grace
voice acting all I like Leon's voice acting I liked
victor's voice acting and the cutscenes were good
they were good
even when hunk walks in that fucking hallway dude are you serious i sure was awesome
uh...
uh... other ending man so uh... chatter said it's not another ending it's
literally just a death scene so
uh... you can watch if you want to really feel like uh... pulling up on this
one of the guards does
i was a lot like what would mean grace more interesting for me is if
for example
okay i know
let's say it let's say there's a way to kill the toll
mutant early
when they have to sneak around from just like i like i like a weird up to
sway that you can like take her out
it changes
like the next
area that you would have encountered like you know stuff like that but like
ultimately it was like an amnesia-esque sneak around for grace for like sixty
percent of the time
um...
which is okay
you know if you're into that
i hate sneaking around i hate i hate
when i think about resident evil
and uh...
i still remember the first fucking time i saw a resident evil game and it
fucking terrified me as a kid
i went i went to a blockbuster and they had a display
and i can't remember if it was for one or two
uh...
but the person who had been playing it
was a couple of screens in
and pretty sure was to
couple screens in
you know you know
you know my family's going around picking up their blockbuster share of
every dot i play that should be
bro
die
you
died on the screen did i was terrified by it but like
you know later when i would actually play it
uh...
the thing about
I think I can say with confidence, I don't like the trope in horror games where you've
got the giga powerful super monster that you have to sneak around.
I don't like that.
I don't.
I actually don't.
That shit is not for me.
Think about RE1 and RE2.
The zombies are a threat.
They're slow.
They shambles.
Sure.
I'm talking about the originals.
You have a limited amount of resources, but like you have the ability to fight back, you
have the ability to kill them, but you make the decision and this is in quotes survival
or the decision to use your resources to kill a threat that would otherwise if you let
it get close up to you would kill you.
You have the ability to take it out if you want to, but you're making a conscious
usually like oh I won't have that ammo later. That wasn't really a thing in this game. It
might be in the Insanity mode which I wish I'd been able to play from the start but once
again they have like this is just like you know their idea of how their game should be
played like no you can't play that hard mode to start. I truly do not know how you would
run out of ammo in this game and the management of resources has always been a resident evil
game for me so um yeah in that way did not do well did not do well um a lot of re8 has
blood into nine. XQC ran out of ammo all the time. That's awesome bro. You literally ran
out of ammo multiple times. There was not a moment in which I had zero ammo in this game.
There wasn't. There might have been like a moment where I had like a couple of bullets
up with grace but it was it was not an issue
rest of the extra sub
I was so overstocked and ammo I had like eight gunpowders and nothing to do with
them yeah I feel like on Leon you're not supposed to run of ammo but like
We're speaking solely about grace.
Play Insanity for five minutes,
you'll see why it's too strong, even for you.
And you did waste two shots on that elevator scene
for no reason.
I wasted three what requiem shots?
Not 2, 3. Oslo, thanks for 7. Quikster, thanks for 7.
Missed a chance to pick up that giant monster's hand after Elevator sequence for an upgrade with Grace.
What did the upgrade do?
There's multiple controversial RE games, 0, CV, 6, this game is well received aside from
this stream.
I feel like I articulated myself pretty well.
Brem Brem Brem Brem Brem Brem Brem
Overwhelmingly positive on Steam.
Like I said, not bad, not great.
Brem Brem Brem Brem
I think you should increase the score to 6-7, alright we'll give it a 6-7 dude, we'll go
to 6-7.
I rated it a 6.1 because as most people often want to do, especially about you know, eras
centric games, we get a lot of amigo chatters in chat who like to kind of like regurgitate
the heiress opinion and honestly I consider um his opinion on games usually I disregard
but when it comes to resident evil games in particular I do I do respect um so I thought
it would be funny to give it a 6.1 because he said that anyone who writes this game
above a six is a shill. We had to hit it with a six point one. I don't think it was that
bad. It was an interesting experience I think. I think they should probably wrap up the resident
I went on a wiki, I can't remember much of what I read, but I went on a wiki deep dive
one time on different characters in Resident Evil Story and different happenings and stuff
because I missed a lot of the games so I looked around, I read about the Ashcrofts
and stuff like that.
I couldn't tell you what scheme the Ashcrofts are introduced in.
Maybe five, maybe six, but...
It was outbreak? Damn!
Obviously, I've talked about my outbreak experience. I played outbreak as well.
My outbreak experience was...
briefing other people.
So...
Ashford's or Ashcroft's, but whatever is this the super secretive family that lives on an island they have a mansion, a bunch of creepy, creepy family members or whatever.
That's the family I'm talking about.
That's Ashford.
Okay.
Um, he plays Alyssa and outbreak.
Really?
I played as the guy who could block because playing on the hardest difficulty if I ran
to a zombie it would still shove them off.
That would be Mark.
Yeah.
The block was OP and then I gave up.
He was also extremely optimized.
Yeah, like speaking positively about this game it is extremely optimized.
There aren't many modern games that come out that you can play on a piece of shit computer
But I guarantee if you drop the settings low enough on this game
You could probably play in a really old computer if you wanted to
that said
That constant the 50% of their sales are PC now
Who is the sharpest tool in the shed so invalid you place a list on outbreak it's been it's been so
long as I played outbreak I mean obviously I didn't pick I think I played there's like a
there's a girl in outbreak who has the extra backpack space I played him
I played as block man and I played as the guy that starts with ammo or is like better
at shooting gun.
Those are the characters I remember from that game.
Kevin started with a gun, okay
The cop I can't remember if he was a copper or not
You can play outbreak online, so you should still check out. It's really fun
How does a game like that have longevity?
You have any re7 vods anywhere probably I played it right when it came out
I think it was bad for Victor to have the cure.
So from what I gathered, it's like, oh, you know, obviously Victor misinterpreted Spencer's
regret.
Therefore, he's going to use like, I like the argument you can make for Victor having
the cure being bad is like oh he's gonna use it to basically like war
profit here and like he will use the cure incorrectly or like maybe gate keep it
to cause even greater conflict or some shit
shit like that
You get the mutant army and here's everyone else's mutant army.
Big cell?
I'm looking at steam new releases right now, instant porn on the fucking new and trending
man.
Dude.
So ass, bad.
Guild Simulator. There's literally like three in a row.
Lock in.
Oh, I didn't even see that.
Oh.
All right, rip it off.
I didn't even see that oh all right rip it
They got it. Thank you, Gorge.
I'm wrong. And I am plagued by guilt.
I'm gonna destroy all of this.
You promise. You'll learn this.
I wonder where she types.
A bit performative.
This is it.
Why does this type like ABCD or some shit?
What if that was the password?
What did you do?
Who would have had to?
Chris, get out of here!
Go! Get behind him!
What are you doing? Come on!
Leon!
The kid, the cutscenes are great.
You've beaten up a terminally ill man with your super power.
I
At least I can save you
Pretty sick
I'm not sure what that is.
Hi, mate!
Game over?
Nothing else after that?
Game over nothing else after that
I mean I mean I mean I mean she leaves in the heli
which helly doors deathman 105
helicopter that's very generous of you
dude the one that we have oh right he
asked for extract right
me know me know me know me what do we
play we freaking play guys
horsey game I've heard good things about horsey game I am life too no
I boosted with extra seven
he was an FMV game from the I'm in love with your grandma maker
I gotta be in a certain mood to play those games I gotta be honest one two
I'm not going to say two or see game. Yeah, we'll we'll be forcing it will be
saying it looks bad I'm just saying this is not what I expected it's not what I
expected
looks like a horse racing game ah with the DNA experimentation I'll beep it
We'll beep it out, don't want it, I would beep it out
Isn't it a gotcha I don't think so maybe
Give this one up
I know you guys can't hear it, hang on, you're about to though.
I gotta change my title.
Say less dino blade.
This shit ain't even out, dude!
How come it's not showing up?
Help I have horse flu!
I'm afraid the treatment costs 6-2-3-7-5.
Go bet on horse races to make money.
Race track.
That was awesome.
Welcome, new player!
Pick a horse to win!
I like Charles Cabbage.
How much will I bet? How much money we got?
What?!
I want it all in!
Yeah, you guys said one by the way
Can I like manipulate him somehow?
Wait is that not the finish line? Get up! Get up!
I don't think he's getting up
Oh great.
Better luck with the next race.
Place your bets.
Quickzorb.
5 to 1.
What does that mean?
Oh, you can look at it.
Oh, you can look at him.
This guy don't have the experience we need.
Let's do very, very nice.
Oh wait picking up speed
Very very nice
Bring a horse here if you want a race.
If you had a lasso, you could catch a horse.
I'm playing like a flash game from the early 2000s.
Bitch's house.
My house.
Play lasso more.
Hey, why not grab that lasso up there?
Let me get that for you.
You got an MS-DOS sound font right now?
This is awesome.
Let me get that for you.
I saw Wild Horse in Southwest of here.
Goddamn.
Is this the hang?
Come here.
Wait, oh, I guess we're stuck with this one.
I didn't realize there was going to be, like, many of them.
Do you click on?
No.
I can honk though.
I can't zoom out.
horse you got there want to compete in the race drag your horse to do to this
here corral
wait
this horse is so generic
G Rick
toward for generic now go to the track to watch g-rick race
A fucked up. His aim's all caps, it looks different and stupid.
No, one more time, bitch.
Now hold on and rest your horse first.
Yeah, rest him.
Yeah.
He wants hay, I think.
Aw.
Dude.
Oh no, guys.
I don't know. I don't know, fellows.
I don't know.
Well, yeah.
No, his head's too heavy.
Well, let's see if there's any locations on the map that we missed.
The range should over here.
What was this?
Will it be range?
Hello friend, welcome to my little ranch.
Grab a pickup.
Grab a pickup of horse if you want to trade.
Hey, it's Density! You suck!
The horse that I bet on to win that is not here.
Bracks, thanks for 7.
I do a bitch. It's so nice to see you.
Normal suburban house. Good afternoon, neighbor.
Hmm. What lovely weather.
My rain, my nap.
Something to write about this place. I can't quite place my finger on it.
Someone said that there was a cool building to the east, so I'm going east right now.
Heeey!
8-6.
I say Ola to you, amigo.
Grab and pick up a horse if you want to trade.
Five bottles of hot sauce.
Fuck off.
Welcome to Sue's Gloves!
All creatures plentiful and few, no questions asked, will take the whole Sue.
First we turn them into Sue, then the Sue becomes goo, then the goo becomes glue.
We'll try again, buddy, we'll try again.
That's wrong.
Don't do it.
Now you know what's at stake, my friend.
Oh
Fuck you
Well now now I'm gonna make up my money
Okay, he's got the Hitler stash. Hitler's Hitler horse.
I'm gonna bet on reverse-legged horse.
We're gonna make this money up, fellas.
Oh
They fall over dude, what was that exclamation point? What does that mean?
Yes sir!
Oh.
Oh, he's so tired.
We should really go home and rest.
After we take him to the glue factory...
Give me that fucking lasso dude.
What's the shovel for?
All right, let's try to grab an interesting looking horse.
Horse detected.
What?
Okay guys, that's not a horse.
Bad news.
Oh, what?
Okay, yeah, you can see the differences in the legs.
This one is... you good?
Nah, he dead.
Here we go.
This guy right here is speed demon dude.
Let's rock.
Get the upside down one.
Oh.
Haha, that shatters him.
He was dead.
That one's so fucking fat, man.
It's racing time.
Oh god.
Oh no, he's way...
Oh.
Oh...
You know why they call him backflip?
You know why they call him backflip, boys?
Oh, I should I really should have bet on perfect stride.
Fuck man.
Wild horse too.
That's not a horse.
And thus, I shall bet on it.
Alright, now go eat the other... go eat the other guys.
Now go eat the other guys. I literally spent my life saving them as...
Come on. Alright.
Howdy, Barnard. Looks like you get to use... ah.
this dung into the cart and I'll pay will you 50 bucks.
Good job here you go 50 smackaroos.
We're going little orphan dude.
He's got nothing to lose.
You can pick a horse to finish second, but those odds are slim.
That's like someone making side bets at a blackjack table, dude.
Go!
He's too fucking big, man.
Go, little orphan, go!
Man, that bottom horse didn't even flip.
Wait, wait.
Chaos lasage.
Oh!
It's over.
You're so fucking fat, you loser!
Forget about it!
This thing looks like a fucking werewolf, werehorse.
What does this symbol mean?
He's one?
Yeah, but this one gets smoked for sure.
Alright, I believe in you were, were, werehorse.
I feel like he instantly flipped, that's not-
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, HE KIPPED UP!
Easy peasy, we ain't ever shoveling shit again.
Smith swag backflip as well. Very nice.
It's coming home. It's coming home.
Drag horse outside of trailer to set free. Nope.
One last backflip. What do you think boys?
Can't even do it anymore properly
I got to wait in first
Badm them up good idea
Let's get a cool horse this one is nipples.
I can't run over the wolves.
Look at the physique, dude.
That's a runner, you think so?
What about Big Chungus here?
Get in before they eat you!
You hungry?
Oh, so even if it loses, it weighs a lot.
Oh, it doesn't?
What the fuck?
It just looks fat.
What the fuck, man?
Dude, the other one was way more than this guy.
Oh, fuck it.
I forgot the name of the way again.
Alright.
What?
Sleep, then.
That horse isn't hungry, bear.
Big, big chongus, big chongus!
You hungry now, buddy?
Alright.
The green patch shows you how they run.
Yeah, I want it to be a surprise.
Big, big, chungus, big, oh, the other big is cut off.
He's so fat, he can't even move.
He's so fucking sad.
He barely lift his legs.
He's trying though.
He's resorting to the spring method right now.
There's five. Well, for long. Well, I always hated you from being honest, big, big, chungus,
big Chungus how much you weigh though and fat so take a break
in a hell yes where he is for losing
I don't know who to go for, if I'll be honest, and this-
Hey there, I'm sex.
Abducts your child.
Let's ride.
Let's ride we're not even gonna give up
go go go it's just boring dude yeah
flip up that's not a horse
Well, you know what they say no one's born a loser except horse who was literally born
and... and... and locked!
Nope.
have fucked up huh nice to see you glue maxing
We're going back in if you sleep the horse will grow up
dude I don't fucking care okay that's not the kind of horse I'm looking for I'm looking
for a winner bro like that one's too tall this one's got cool legs though
man yeah
two portal race yeah i'm gonna go pick up shit with my bare hands and then put
into a car some of us working on his job
Where's my horse, wait I gotta name you.
I flipped, therefore I died.
Alright, hopefully he understands the threat we've just made.
Okay, clearly someone does not respect our authority right now, dude.
No!
What? Get him away of you liar!
Alright.
Let's try again, man.
Runs you over?
What about this one?
This one's got cool legs.
This...
Already glue?
Let's see.
No, he strikes a fine balance, dude.
Look at that!
Pretty good.
Oh!
Hmm.
Good one, Chatter.
Alright, alright, alright.
Where were we?
Wait, I spelled it right here.
Hey, hold up.
There we go.
The Chatter spelled it wrong.
I'm BORED! What do I do with my money?
They've all won.
But I recall your galloping most.
Here's warming up.
Flow and steady.
You guys all saw the Bugs Bunny cartoon.
No!
I don't know why I care so much about this. I have $1 on this.
I'm gonna go pick up shit.
Thank you!
Gluten-free, dude.
Let's rock.
Aw, man.
Wait, horse looks kind of sick.
Dude, he did so much better at home.
He did so much better at home
He never flicked at home
No, we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna fight them up a little bit
eat up buddy rumor I feel there's a looking swole actually
I think there's a way like if we get we got to lower them like a race car dude
I have your horse or tire.
I believe in you, smile.
Its mumbles got you so fucking fat and gross.
gluten-free big jump fuck I still believe if we can give him a little
fatter. I just wasted all my money, didn't I? Be very careful where you click, buddy.
Yes, you are stop lying
He's really look he's tip for like a race car in theory he should have the least amount of wind resistance
Brawler is inside the fence, please shut up dude
Rain damage. Nice. Alright, eight furlongs.
visually change. We gotta go get some apples I think. You want some apples big man?
I'm gonna get them. I wonder if I can keep feeding him apples. It seems like
There's no limit wait 700 this is the lightest horse we've ever had
What will it be this guy's beer
I hear Lil Orphan as fast.
Let me ride that horse.
Fancy a Flutter on the GGs?
Have another one.
Have another one.
What is happening?
What the-
There's more poop here now!
Good job, here you go, 50 smackaroos!
What are you doing out of your pen?
Stay in there.
That's what I'm thinking.
I can't wait to see that in the future.
I think I'll really like it when I find some more of those in the future.
And I'm glad that I can save some money and get some more money.
It's not that I'm going to end up with it, but I'm going to find out what the reason is.
I'd rather just get one.
I'm just going to go and get some more money.
And I'm going to get some extra money.
I'm going to get some extra money.
I'm going to get some extra money.
Actually, I have other uses for you.
Why is he a thousand pounds?
He's a horse.
You hungry, bud?
Horse too hungry. Let's go. I do you be
You be McDonald's
Is there more it's stay in there bitch
Bubbers hutch
I'm so fucking poor, dude.
Have sex with each other.
Those legs are promising, actually.
What a happy family.
Big horse!
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Mhmm.
Kidnapped him. I roofied him at the saloon
You test them on the green strip, I know I know I'm looking for apples so I want to pay for food
You know, I guess we could
Send them to the factory.
Fine.
Guess I'll shovel shit again, dude.
Hey, there's more.
It's increasing.
My fuckin' smackeroos!
Fuck.
There's six now.
Honey, I'm home!
Eat up!
Eat up!
Especially you, human.
Non-human man.
Should we name them if they're not going to race?
I'm not gonna race.
Where are my other horses?
Hey fellas, but this one has forward legs.
Hmm.
Is this the fun place?
What?
420! That's the weed number! Yes!
They're coming with me.
This guy's gonna die.
What?
Some horses are hungry, eh?
I bet you are, if I hold it, any of you.
Come with me, hungry horses.
I've got somewhere I want to take you.
We're going to Denny's!
We're going to fucking Applebee's!
I think it's big now.
Does that make it?
It's kind of bald, dude.
Just a homeless guy.
Eat it!
I don't know if I'm going to get in there, I don't know if I'm going to get in there.
Let's see if he's leaning a little bit.
This guy is falling over immediately.
Why that way?
Break!
Oh, redemption?
I mean, this guy seems potentially competent.
I don't want to feed you guys.
Therefore, you're coming with me.
What?
He's got a clubfoot, man.
You suck!
You suck!
I feel like we got potential with Frank because he's kind of a, he's kind of rotund.
It's just the, we gotta, we gotta get rid of those feet.
That's the actual horse, we've never seen him run.
Oh, I can tell when or just by looking at.
No questions asked.
We got to get some food.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Now it's time to have sex.
Horseman.
Horseman.
He's leaning, dude. He's leaning.
He also has no arms. Wait, this could be good, though.
Is this supposed to be his tail right here?
Why?
Kill me!
See?
See?
Solid potential there, dude!
Get in.
We gotta win some races.
I didn't name him, but it's too late.
It's not the real Moses guys, relax.
He died in the flood.
dude he's got the will to win now the fighter's spirit
Oh, I made a mistake.
Shut up!
Alright, I guess we should name it, huh?
Alright, you guys gotta go.
Sorry.
Not fentanyl-frank!
We'll try one more time with fentanyl-frank, I think.
I don't know...
ATK? I think it's over.
Oh, I guess we can just sleep.
Try again.
Wait.
This thing right here might be sick nasty.
Well.
Um.
I got a bale of hay!
It's got 25 hay!
What the hell?
What do you think the shovel's for?
Male of hay.
All right, how big are you?
That's a dog.
That is a dog.
All right, I just, I gotta know, I gotta know.
Wait, the head's center mass.
Eek!
Help me! Help me! Help me!
There's potential!
potential!
Horse is too old!
Why do I keep you?
Yeah, he literally can't flip.
He's immune.
But also, he does not go very quickly.
We need more humans to diversify?
That chatter's kind of spittin' right now, if I'm being honest.
You guys are fat ass.
None of my horses are tired.
Will you still race if you're too old?
Oh! Normally I would free you for your diligence service. Yeah, we can still do that. Goodbye,
has sex with humans. Goodbye.
Look at me driving on the right side of the road.
Hey look how much hay we have man, we're kind of actually balling right now.
Okay so, let's try you first.
Actually hold it.
they won't move. Wait. It was kind of shuffling first I got there hold up.
He just stops moving.
He can't move.
He's not a Cripple walker.
He's not doing that shit.
Try again.
They're very stout, stable line, dude.
They're very stout, stable line, dude.
I made a goblin.
He's got my schmoove, actually. Hold on.
go
we gotta get rid of the uh...
the proof of this things existence
genetic dead end
You don't know that, man. You don't know that.
What about, uh, what's a U to this, then, chatter?
Have an apple, buddy. On the house.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Meade?
Mmm.
We got to let some of the experiments go.
You're free now Frank, you're free!
I'm sure we'll see Frank again one day.
I guess I could maximize.
But it unmaximizes FIES FIES FIES FIES FIES FIES FIES FIES FIES FIES FIES FIES FIES FIES
He's not going to run.
He knows where his loyalties lie.
I swear I had one competent horse.
But I actually think it's dead now.
Hmm
Why is it stop like that I think we need a horse
You're free now you're free be free
This one has an ass
Oh Frank you dog with a South Frank
That's horse oh
Now this
All right, which one of you is blue?
Ah, you.
All right, we're back.
We're back.
Hey!
Smoovin'!
What can we get much higher so
Noooice!
Wait, maybe good?
Alright, we got two winners boys.
Who are you?
Yeah, I never tested you.
Holy shit.
Alright, maybe we let these things go for a little bit.
Alright, come on guys.
You're free now!
Stop talking!
Hahahaha, stop!
You know what?
I think you're ready for the championship.
Oh.
All right, if you win, you get a name.
the rules do not lose to a horse called don you gave up why
You're going backwards!
Hey, you fucking jumped up again.
It's not looking too good for these guys.
This horse is not in front.
Why?
Why?
You were in the- you were in the lead.
How do I get that horse on there?
Wait, how is Lil Orphan still going?
Hitler horse with the jack-of-boots.
Well, whatever he is now, I know what they're all going to be soon, fellas.
I truly do.
I've seen it in my dreams.
Here goes the daddy.
Here goes the mommy.
the child. I want to make a really fat horse with tall legs. That's what I want. What is
What is this fat-ass still doing here?
How do I get new guys at the uh, the bar?
Let's take a nice drive through the forest guys, see what we see.
Army what's that that's a platypus said
Hey, where's fentanyl Frank?
Frank though actually don't know if that's right. I'm a fucking lasso dude
I actually might have been yeah he was last sighted around that particular area my house
Get this fat piece of shit out of here dude.
Oh, Rihander! I just died.
I'm sorry, man.
Cactus.
You think we can get some coyotes out here?
Or some elk?
You think we're gonna make like a...
I need an elk and a human guys, that's what I do.
Get over here!
How do we reset the humans?
Grab them in order for the pool to refresh?
Okay.
Well, I know just what to do with them.
Hello, Spear.
Spear.
Come on, bud.
Gotta go.
I am experiencing Vislagia.
Are there books in there?
I have arrived.
Am I your new chef?
Why are you talking to me?
you exist for one reason
Good for you now.
Purer-purer-purer-purer-purer.
How are you, Eraser?
I'm going AI generated wait, I'm going rain damage
Yeah, I want a horse with red eyes to that'd be cool
We should have gone AI-generated, man.
Doesn't matter. I came here to pick up shit.
Alright, now we can enact our plan.
I won $20 on cash, Lizzage.
I thought this guy was the bartender. It's just a dude. Come on, buddy. We got stuff we gotta do.
I am a sentient being says says the horse
You know the thing's neck.
Oh my god.
Wait.
Wait.
Dummy!
Wait. Wait.
Jolly! Jolly!
Too hungry.
He's got a herbs.
Guys huge! Stand up!
Come on, man. Get them legs fixed.
Oh, no.
He's so excited.
You guys are so fat.
God looks kinda evil, huh?
Alright, I don't need you anymore.
I might need you then.
The shame this guy looks he looks kind of cool
Holy fuck sweet treadmill bro
Oh fun a factory tour
Well then, let's see how the bowies is doing.
It's a racing tab.
Oh, let's check the humans.
If you win, you get a name.
Fucking dog!
Come on!
Anything can happen!
True!
Let's just say I know exactly what's gonna happen if you don't keep up that pace though.
Yes!
All right, he's Argonian.
Let's ride.
Wait, did he not get food?
What?
I heard the noise.
Alright, talk's too much, let's get it.
Good luck!
Wait, real Moses?
Hmm
Come on
There, his name's Weg man, what does that even mean?
Who is this guy?
I'm so fucking mad.
Did we just get lucky?
We're a fucking human!
You're me, you're me, me.
Take a creature now.
Hello.
Okay.
Yeah, move.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Cool voice.
What happened to your leg?
What is that?
Talks too much to these erasers, it'll be too old.
Talks too much sucks, dude!
I got owned by a wagon.
No! Please! No! Please!
Please! Please no!
I'm glad that these are my rads.
upgrades, racing stripes, suspension lift.
Oh, it zoomed out.
That's awesome!
Who said you could fucking sleep?
Hey, I did.
Hey, now!
You're gonna be too tall.
Hmm...
Come with me.
Remember, we don't feed, we release.
We're the human, man.
Someone said to bring a beer to the navel.
I don't remember where that place is.
You abducted them all?
The CRISPR lab.
There's a coliseum down there.
Welcome to the CRISPR lab.
The power's out again.
I know how to restore power.
Sumo ring. Wait.
What the fuck?
No, I had so many horses that were probably so good for this. I didn't realize that we could...
...compete else-wise.
Yeah, where's Fenton all Frank, dude?
That guy was the goat of leaning forward.
Do you know how powerful that is in sumo?
I'm coming! I'm gonna fix the power situation!
What the fuck?
Shovel
I just got mud
It's a loot box.
Yippee!
What skin?
Here it is.
The power plant has malfunction.
How am I going to get the turbine to spin?
With a horse that can move fast enough.
Of course.
I wonder if it has to be fast enough, or if it can be anyone.
Grab the uranium?
What fucking uranium?
Oh, don't worry, I buried all the plutonium, nice.
Okay.
Okay.
I just realized I could click.
I've been holding left click now.
What's to the right? Your destiny, chatter.
Can we go over the fence?
No! My suspension!
What's the red arrow at top?
I think it's pointing us to where our house is.
You know, I bet those racing strips make us go faster.
At first I thought it was cosmetic, which is why I went with the suspension lift.
So let's go get the racing strips.
What do you think you got?
That was probably a horse.
Wait, now what?
You bet this guy could assume, though? Maybe he ain't falling over.
He's look he looks like he's ready for a fight you
You're new
You're not new what the hell I
I don't remember having a blue hat one.
I think we fucked up that field boys.
Where's- oh it's down here.
That's what I would have said if it was down there, where the fuck is the...
There.
Sumo, sumo.
Alright.
Some liquid courage.
If you win, I'll let you rejoin our family.
Yeah, kick him in the face.
Wait who won?
I won.
Hey bro, pick.
He's about to be too old.
What do we do?
I lost?
I lost?
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I lost.
I need to find something to mutate you with.
I need someone- I need- I need something stout.
Maybe not.
That's one of Frank's
His line continued
Wherever you are Frank
All right
Don't embarrass yourself real quick
I'm doing it.
I look over at Jeff and instantly a plump says blue.
Give him a chance, man. Give him a chance.
Oops.
All right, not changing it any meaningful way.
You require assistance. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry.
Which one is the one I gave the-
The...
Hold up. Those legs looking sturdy and powerful.
All right, everyone else.
Anyone else?
Let's see.
Why do they do this?
You're so weak!
You're weak!
They need knees?
Oh, there aren't knees!
Wait, hold on.
Oh, they got the cool hats and stuff now, too.
What the f-
Oh my god.
I need that.
Yeah.
Oh my god. I need that. Yeah.
Why doesn't it have those fur arms?
Let's test out his run.
Okay.
Which one of you is GMO horse?
I don't know what GMO stands for.
In the context of this game.
Oh
The other one fell out
Like you can't even race
You, however.
Something went right with you.
Let's get rid of all you guys.
You guys are kind of a failed experiment.
Let them Sumo.
I'm not letting them Sumo out of spite.
Promise it?
How do I, is there a way to tire my horse out without racing?
Sumo, how come my guys is starting this far back?
Can anyone tell me why that is?
I don't understand.
Dude, what the fuck?
Oh, wait.
So you're telling me there's a chance.
Oh, his arm.
But he didn't flip because of the arm.
Alright. Let's see what you have, dog.
He can put one foot in front of the other.
another. Yes it is. I get knocked down and I get up again. Be born with arms immediately.
Oh my god.
We got a winner, boys.
I wanted to have arms, though.
Aw, man.
We got desert camo horse.
Get out of here!
You too. And you too.
Have fun.
Our dumping spot's cool.
Um, let's keep you.
Let's try one more time for arms.
Wait, I made a dog.
I made a dog.
Okay, I'm out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now I need I need one with a.
I need a I need a horse with a backwards bend to its legs.
The backwards bend to its legs.
That's not good.
Hold it.
Wait, it was a freak accident.
this guy's got it
weeeeeere
the fuck?
I guess we're in a diaper
Backwards bend backwards bend
You know, we probably shouldn't be looking through here, huh?
Nothing good comes from this field
What the hell?
What?
Hahaha!
I picked up a meme.
What the hell?
Is that a quake in every...
Oh fuck.
I forgot my lasso.
I want the turkey looking one.
What the hell?
I want the turkey looking one.
Wow.
What do you guys think the meat's for?
I had turkey and none of them got the bend I'm looking for.
Turkey man, I got some big feet and they'll probably be too heavy to move.
I think we're gonna get... what the?
I think we gotta go to a different field, fellas.
I think we should leave that one alone.
So they can ruin that one as well.
Hell no! You think I'm driving all the way over here to dump my experiments?
Where are the fucking horses?
You can go north-east or something like that for alligators and leg freaks.
Okay.
Can you sell trash courses to other ranchers?
You have easier races?
It seems like a lot of work.
How about I beat him fair and square with science?
Nope, run.
I just want to talk.
I don't know how we're going to get it.
We may have accidentally eliminated the backwards leg one.
Oh, target spotted.
How many lasters do I have, I don't want to.
What do you guys think?
I think this is it.
Come with me.
It's the Benadryl monster.
Okay, it'll be you and you.
Are you any good? That's a fluke. Don't look.
You gotta go.
All righty moment of truth. Is he a champion or a genetic freak?
No way!
No way what?
You're just not gonna race.
Take a horse with arms.
Yeah.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
So that's what the hands are for, though.
Goodbye.
I don't care if you're hungry arms now
Arms down!
Let's see.
I'm not even getting backwards legs.
You suck.
Hit the backwards legs too.
Backwards legs backwards legs
Okay, no arms though
You chill brother
That's why he needs the arms.
Those feet so big hey
Ain't doing the hop dude you got the generational hop
Get free now
You
It might be true to all of them, we'll see.
Yippee!
Nope.
There's a fucking athletic freak!
You don't stop.
all right try again
very nice very nice all right we got some business
What?
Is that him? Right there?
I don't have money for a fucking lasso!
Dude, I didn't-
No way.
You're not getting it.
I'm coming, buddy!
What?
Hey!
Alright, we got a cool, sturdy family right now.
Hey, why do I have you again?
I don't know.
Alright, his feet are kind of big.
See, this one's feet are normal.
Wait.
And ignoble and await awaits, but he's kind of prophetic I need I need two dollar
I don't have any more redies.
We got one orphan.
What?
How crambary eggs for seven?
How do I have three dollars?
I keep it in the wrong fucking button.
I got an Allen glass of bourbon and zip safety. Can you auto and race and win it?
Or have I just been this unlucky?
All right. The debut of horse.
There's an alligator here. That's not fucking fair.
Explain to me what's happening. Is it because he's sentient that he refuses to raise?
Where if we get them drunk?
They're all bred with uranium they don't want to race.
Is that GMO?
The original parent had arms that moved instead of legs and you're just passing down the
The non-moving legs.
Wait, what am I sitting around with my eyeballs?
What was that?
What is this?
Chatter?
What was happening?
How is he propelling himself right now?
What would you call this?
If there was a phrase that described the locomotion that's happening on screen right now.
What would you call it?
This one's not talking.
So, we might be good.
This was old.
Alright, I'm setting you to the factory, bitch.
Your parents were failures, now it's your time.
The playant I flip maneuver the place I flip maneuver the place I flip maneuver to boy
no stop going backwards please
Hey just had a bad race you just had a bad race
Eat the meat.
FUCK!
Alright, watch this shit boys.
Can I flip?
Dude.
Do.
Do.
Do.
Do.
Do.
How do we fix this?
Long feet?
legs I mean do they even get shorter than this I don't think I have seen shorter legs
than that. They might. They'll last so more on? I'm looking right now, man. There he goes.
We need a gator?
How do we get a gator?
We got the meme.
We should have released the backwards legs.
Guys into here.
It looks like I made Cheetah man.
This is the white Cheetahman yellow Cheetahman
I want to know why my humans haven't respawned yet
Yeah, let's get a crocodile.
I'm going to get some coffee though, is that okay?
Okay!
Play a tune, Garderina.
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
What kind of look can you get?
What kind of look can you get?
What kind of look can you get?
What up?
What up fellas?
Where is the crocodile?
The bayou?
Very east.
I'm going east, fellas.
I need a lasso, fellas.
Good thing we remembered.
Do we need more than one?
He's not fucking drunk anymore, dude.
The beer doesn't persist.
I'm feeling forget about it!
Oh! Big leap!
Oh, yeah.
I wanted to lose, though.
lasso acquired
my allergic to making money
now I had to uh...
if I won there I only get 12 bucks
lasso is 50
but if I make him lose and then pick up poop
I get 50 dollars.
Take a power plant horse?
How do you figure?
Ok.
Giraffes.
Park it out.
This one has no feet, guess who that is.
There to be sleeping?
I wonder what the downside to having no feet is also I think this one's dead not sleeping
blind AF I'm not sure which one I want this one looks perfectly fine
Do you think it's going to eat my animals?
Great crocodile with human.
I'm afraid I've killed every human. I don't think that's possible anymore.
crocodile! Oh, we got so much meat!
Madden Croc
Hey, what the fuck are these?
Trophies?
Oh, because we won two races?
Yippee!
All right, let's keep them separate for now, but this fucking crocodile is almost dead.
No.
No arms.
Yeah, this is just a horse.
I hate you.
One more try.
I'm only in chats that I underestimate his spirit.
What spirit?
I'm my fucking crocodiles, too old.
Rock first, then the horse.
Well, it doesn't matter now because I gotta get rid of him.
He's cringing me out we only got a couple more days with the
What's his face
I can go all the way back out there bros
Let them call the mutants
No.
Not a bad idea, but...
I want that filter to be a reminder...
of science gone wrong.
We're running shoppings for some of them.
Rob's here.
Alright, that one's sleeping.
I wonder if I can see fucking how old it is.
It's not sleeping anymore.
Go to sleep.
Sleep.
Go to sleep.
Sleep.
For a game remove, but maybe consider buying more than one lasso at a time?
Now why would I do something like that?
You know, it's possible that it gets primarily crocodile genes and the arms may prevent
for moving forward growing Sean Grebo and Tony G thinks for some guys corporate moon returns this
It's Thursday.
It's not Marathon.
It's not Marathon.
I will say the British will love this one.
All right crocodile
Is that a mile?
You're dead.
Well, well, well.
Well, well.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat food.
Eat.
Did no arms?
We can't have these.
Are you shmoove it?
Are you kind of shmoove it?
A little bit.
Fuck.
I've always been picking up poo.
I got so much meat, gross.
Ain't no way this guy...
Is this one of the ones I made?
I think so.
What the fuck, man!
what the fuck man days I even raised a look
Un...
believable.
Um...
sleep?
Maybe you'll have better luck, smile.
Make another horse.
Fuck!
horse fuck my arm horse dude oh yeah we can release it
You're free now!
You died.
You died.
Arm horse even wins?
No?
Well that's not the point.
Dude, this guy's cheating!
Make horse.
Crocodile
Now we're freakin talking
Now we're freakin talking
Let's just see. Let's just see first, let's just see first.
Oh my god, the money!
I still have four dollars left over!
They could be lived with a perfectly square body?
Maybe.
Oh my god, I missed LaFrigo.
No!
Dude, LaFrigo's unstoppable, man.
Thank you.
Alright.
That's a dub.
Why go forth beg on for my ranch
You don't have any food, man!
Maybe?
Hard to say.
It's hard to say.
Blood can't even walk.
Eat the food, but you want to eat your horse.
Hey, can't fall over though, that's cool.
She's also not making any progress.
You're elderly.
You're free now.
Okay, slow and steady.
He gets mugged by LaFriego though for sure.
The Frigo ain't la-fucking-around.
Sumo?
Could do Sumo.
Let's go, AI generated.
I think he flipped last time, actually.
Please, come on.
Dude, don't get...
Fucking bastard.
Nola free go.
There's a chance.
That dog has earrings.
It's also really fast.
Dude, what the hell, man?
$880
Oh my god, he's asleep.
I got an apple
Dude, it's not good at my house right now, man. Holy fuck. I had an apple man
Okay
Mighty scream
As these just don't go
You mind eating this or you eat meat?
You mind eating that?
Hello?
Thank you.
These horses are so shit man.
Where did it all go so fucking wrong man?
Alright horse, let's rock.
Hmm...
Today champion, NAR.
Oh, wait.
Is this the one that shuffles?
I
Did Bob's best friends gonna be dead by the time we can plug in
We're gonna board him, ass.
Eat the fucking food.
Eat the fucking food.
Yeah, this one might be even more powerful for Suma.
Maybe.
We'll take you both.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
First, we send out our weak one.
There's a wall dude, there's a fucking wall.
Now, proceed.
He jumps.
Mmm-hmm, the varsity champion.
Are they got released?
No care.
Come with me.
Your hopping may be useful.
Ah yes, Kha'Zurk Suba.
Uh-oh.
This thing hops, it's fucked.
Wait.
One leg is alligator and one leg is normal.
Well, it'll be fun to see what you come up with out there, buddy.
All right, who's powerful enough for Macduff?
Go.
Horse.
Macduff got some weight!
But you ain't as sturdy as the boy, dude!
Mm-mm-mm.
State champion.
Come on.
But let him get started on his game, though.
Alright, you suck. You're actually- I'm actually killing you right now.
I need a little money I think I think our guy wins that
What's that about?
Bum bum bum bum bum bum
Dude
If we release a horse in the lasso and it loses the tired status?
This is a crocodile
Nice.
Why?
He's earned a name.
He's won many times.
Don't lose this.
I'm warning you now
He's got a good kicking leg I'll give him that I'll give him that I'll give him that
Oh all the tail
Never set a fucking chance, dude.
Never set a fucking chance, dude.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna make my room make my room make my room make my room make my room make my room.
Gotta go!
Now!
You good?
Let's see what happens with Bob's best pal in the alligator.
promising a bit sturdy I made a pug
This thing's OP dude.
This one's kind of slow, but you can do one more thing.
Alright, you're ready to become the Ultimate Sumo Champion, brother.
Get outta here!
final bout. Push them, shove them, stick them in a stew.
Come on. You were made for this.
olympic champion delicious below
Goodbye!
Oops.
Buy a car?
I mean, shouldn't we save for this one?
Where are you to my can?
He's too old.
Let's go win a race with Bob.
The Bobbinator, dude.
What's that rock?
Now we'll go buy a car.
Okay.
How do I change car?
Oh fuck.
Oh, fuck.
It's a fucking horse.
Of course it's a horse.
What?
Are you two frisomeo?
I want to make a man car.
There's news.
I want to make a transformer.
Oh
You're kidding
Where can I get a different human?
There's another saloon, where?
He couldn't even move!
Wait, what just happened?
That is just a car. Yeah, that's a mindset, brother. Look at this thing. I remember you.
Where is uh I ain't never selling full of beans I ain't never selling I'm with
stupid I ain't never selling tahini tahini I ain't never selling star
first-grangle banner. I need the location of the other saloon stat.
Where are you?
You're home.
GG.
Alright, far first.
How come you don't have wheels?
Fuck.
Next, next week, next week.
The grouch, I made that.
Dude, are you fucking serious, man?
See how you do it.
Oh, God.
Where did you even get that from?
Where did you get that light from?
Wheels rotate.
Alright, we gotta win this.
I just don't understand, I don't understand.
Here I go!
He's going to float himself over.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Who do I eat, buddy?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What about you buddy?
They were doomed from the start, I'm afraid.
Maybe? You little wiener dog!
Fuck out of here.
We're gonna take two to the circus.
Go, go, go!
It's not looking good, boys.
And this shit ain't, it is not looking good, not looking good.
Alright.
Car won't move?
I thought the car wasn't moving because it was too heavy for him to pull.
Uh-oh.
What?
Good.
Hey, what?
Where's my horse?
Is it a dog? Whatever.
Love free go love free go. I love love free go this guy is awesome
But I but actually where's my uh, he's not too old he can do one more thing it's it's letting me pay for him to enter by the way
All right. Any threats here?
They are only threats of gravity, honestly.
We're good.
Oh, fuck.
The legendary Silver Lasso.
Okay.
It's reusable, dude.
Yippee!
He can still move, or he can still do something.
How come this car can die of old age?
It's a car.
Not bad, not bad.
I've had better.
better now what if you were a car like so
all right Bob I'll let you stay here
You think this guy's Sumo ready?
I think it might be Sumo ready.
Let's rock.
You're really pissing me off.
I got the legendary lasso!
Alright.
Dude, it actually is old age.
I mean, he's slow, but he kind of...
He's consistent.
Think that's a sumo champ for wheels?
Can I transfer those wheels to a croc?
We would have to buy another car.
Eeeesh!
Let's see how he does it, Sumo.
Alright, you gotta beat the Olympic champion.
Again.
That's right. You cannot beat this kind of propelled force. You're weakling.
Or nothing! Or nothing!
Oort Cloud, New World Champion.
Oh, move me.
Delicious balloon sandwich.
Ah, they're old.
I shouldn't name that guy, huh?
Brother, how come you never did that in Sumo, huh?
Okay.
Can you round up an entire trailer a lot of horses and turn them into glue?
This guy sucks.
Yeah welcome to the VIP lounge, we have plants.
Who do we like here boys?
Who we like here boys?
Banes?
Jack.
Hey!
Jack.
You picked the one thing with knees.
Let him cook- COOK WHAT?!
Who do we like here?
Who do we like?
I know how to pick a winner boys, let's just say that.
Perfect stride is flipped every time.
What is happening?
There we go.
There we go.
Come on. You fucking bitch!
No, he's not! He's going backwards!
Spit up! Spit up!
Damn it!
Do you know what we do if we go?
Where is he?
Where's LaFriego, dude?
Where is he?
Why'd he dead?
Who's good here?
Barber?
We have to win, guys.
Give me LaFriego now.
Do we like do we like
Ain't no way ain't no way always happen
There's no way.
I'm not giving up on him.
A warp! We're there!
OOH!
No.
Stop moving.
No way.
No fucking way, dude!
Alright, we're going with the safe bet here.
He's dying.
He's dead.
Oh, what a fucking joke, dude, get in there, dude.
Make me some money, bitch.
It's terrible right now.
Why are you still here?
Look at our gate.
Where are you?
Who do I have that's even good?
We have the sumo guy.
That's a...
Yup.
Let's go.
You're this fucking loser.
It's a cow.
Plus 800.
New world champion.
Who's this?
Who's this?
Who's this?
We need someone who's sturdy though, that's the thing.
Wait, we can put it on a car now.
That's a ride.
Yup!
There's just no way.
It's the same horse that beat us.
This thing lives long.
What?
What?
Oh, I'm not making any money anymore because Susan...
Uh-oh.
We did abduct her and we did do that.
That horse is looking a bit rusty.
Fuck you.
Go forth, car.
Um...
Where are carsy?
Nothing?
Let's see if we can make a creature with the rocket on it. I don't think so, but...
I think we try racing with him for a little bit and then on his last day we make him sumo.
I don't have enough money to do this!
If we, if we get that rocket dog to reproduce with car...
Bum-bum-bum!
Say do.
And before I'll freak out...
Lord Kitty!
Wait.
I did not realize that it also, it passed down the rocket, it doesn't keep the rocket.
I didn't even look at it, I just assumed.
Let's do this.
You can glue it to get the rocket back?
Yeah.
I think I will kill this thing, actually.
all the pep W's in shambles right now.
What are you hopping?
Wait.
Not bad. Not bad.
Let's go win a race.
All in big moon.
Who the fuck is this guy?
Shoot that horse!
Back to picking up shit, dude.
What you don't want you don't buy these
Stop rolling.
Herb is going to grab my shelf, she sells them.
How come she's selling my trophies?
I worked hard for this.
Late 9 p.m. That's a good one
All right, show them what we should show them what you showed us a practice horse
So then what you showed us a practice come on
Yep, so steady you be hopping
Come on
Yeah, come on big job. Okay. No one's ever seen you do that before
Unfucking believable here.
This guy's for sumo?
Fuck man.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, get out of there dude.
what a lovely trophy.
what a lovely trophy.
what a lovely trophy.
what a lovely trophy.
what a lovely trophy.
Hey where's our...
hear this.
I sold some of that junk for $500.
Okay.
Will she not sell that one?
We gotta pass down the rocket.
I kinda hate these fucking dogs, man.
Undyne is a surefire winner, I agree.
The legendary Golden Shovel?
I hope grandma never finds out we're using a car with a rocket on it to win these races.
That would be awkward!
Wait.
We almost made a rookie mistake there, fellas.
What purpose would we have for getting another car?
Car plus car, but what's the point?
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
The hell?
Can he re-enter a championship if he's not in the champion?
He's trying.
And it's disgusting to watch him do it.
Read car with car now it literally it does nothing
But I got two cars oh they're they trucks I
I got two car.
Alright.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Wonder what another circus thing we can do is.
I got some glasses.
I got a fossil.
What the fuck are the-
Oh, these are probably like cosmetics, huh?
me me me me me me me me freaks fix the
power plan of the car I would have to
give up the rocket do you have the Faw
sound effect on your streamer bar thing
mr. streamer dude can we all like
universally gracious is fucking Chris
Holy fuck.
It has to stop.
It has to stop.
Dude, like, literally like budget Howard Stern soundboard acting, dude.
It's actually the fucking worst.
Oh
Dude literally when I think about soundboards I think about like
Like, uh...
Um...
Like shitty, like, radio shows, you know what I'm talking about?
Doth thou knoweth what I speak?
Rocket?
Glasses?
What?
What the glasses on Bob's best pal, dude?
You earn those, buddy.
I don't know what the Fossil does, though.
Looks like they can eat it.
I kinda hate you.
You're moving.
Alright, you're worthy of the Fossil.
Fossil?
When I picked this up,
it said that I found a Fossil to a chef.
Trampol! Trampol!
Send the horse to the trampoline.
This one?
You got moves though. I think... oh you're old now.
Who would be better at trampling? I mean I guess we can bring both of them huh?
Other car to trampoline? Wait... brilliant.
This thing won't move!
Uh-oh.
Hmm.
Okay.
Okay.
Come back.
Well, well, well.
I do believe it's time to let you go.
You've been fired.
And you.
I'll give you.
Old Mobile.
horse that's not horse this horse i think
first things first
gotta race him
see if su is still alive
So we can run her over, right?
Make me some money, bitch.
This Lord Kitty guy.
Back to see if your abominations had something interesting.
You made that guy?
No way.
Uh-oh.
Ed stuck.
Got person horse, person horse too?
good guy. Here's the tribe of person horses. There he is. What the fuck? He's so swagged.
To me!
That's the aerodynamic build?
Do you think so?
I can't even go into the caves!
How am I supposed to cave-splore?
How am I supposed to shp alone?
Oh my god!
Okay, roll it!
Someone said this music reminds them of Baldy and that's because of the-
Whoop!
noise.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh
The five oh my god, dude
Do not give me started man. Hail
Nope.
Holy fuck.
Acrobat possibly? Maybe. I got, I got hopes for this one though. Check it out.
Let's go to those circusy fucking genetic freaks.
That shit blew!
The sword's pretty funny when I got over used.
Agreed.
Your turn.
Good.
Oh, maybe.
Ow.
He racked himself on the edge there, fellas.
Well, it was a good run.
What happens if we inbreath cars?
Find out.
It's got a tumor.
As a little car antenna to
There's so many car dude
Yeah, fuck you stupid tie the horse
What the f-
This thing is not a reliable pose.
The Elite Club! Please, sir, welcome, sir, to the Elite Bedding Experience, sir. Minimum bed is $100 now, sir.
This thing falls over.
I think, uh... I think it's this one.
I'm going all in, fellas. I'm actually all in on this.
Of course it's the most composed rap that's ever...
There's one still moving!
Come on, fall over.
There you want it.
Back to the shit pile.
What's a fucking loser, dude?
What a lovely apple!
Hey, so it's Sub.
What's up, dude?
I think these ones are the ones that are too...
Well, he seems kind of excited to raise that.
What do you do?
Brother.
Get in there.
Being born is sweet!
Oh
Well
Thing abandoned sweet
You're that duck in a trampoline now think so
I want a human so I can make it a car, or human.
Human.
All right, if you can't win this, I don't know who can, well, be honest.
We're done.
And he's dead.
What about a car duck which could be called?
I know.
What could that be called?
A dart.
I hit the wrong button.
Why is it all the way back here?
It doesn't matter.
I don't bet I'm poor, dude.
Hey, the prize money went up.
I don't, I can't even really tell what we got going on here about being honest.
You get in there.
You make some more, oh, never mind. Let's make something fun.
It inherited it's, it's Padres. Wind shield eyes.
Knee?
Wait, we have to sleep.
Where'd it go?
I want to see it.
Oh, right here.
Jesus.
It's huge!
Of course!
Of course.
You're going to the power plant.
Car plus alligator equals moving wheels?
Yeah.
We'll grab an alligator one right here.
What the fuck was that noise?
I'm so stupid.
Get a rhino?
Are there rhinos?
Dude, I saw the duck and then all of a sudden I was like, wait a second.
The fuck?
Did that deer kind of fucking owned by the way remember the the black deer the fuck is this
The moosh room biome
I wasn't that I dug all those other times and found some.
Game reminds me of when I was in a bit, yeah, there's a lot like that actually.
The characters kind of move the same way.
What the fuck is the...
Alligator Chan.
I think I made a wrong turn, fellas.
What the fuck?
I can't even tell if those are horses. I think they are.
Get a giraffe?
Hmm.
Nah, I want the crocodile.
Hop in, buddy.
Where the fuck are the crocodiles?
How did I lose those?
Dude, I don't even know where the power plant is, if I'm being honest.
They went extinct?
How?
They're predators!
They eat people.
Guys, what's the best kind of suit?
Ass?
You mean, eh?
Wait, this thing has three legs!
Hop in.
Butternut squash?
I see your butternut squash and I raise you crab-a-bisc.
Dude.
Guys?
Blood has no legs.
Making him the perfect trampoline candidate.
Perfect for Rockway, that's true, he'll just slide.
Holy.
Yeah!
Yeah!
You see the lines that are popping up when I'm moving across the screen?
It's like a real TV screen.
Yeah!
Yippee!
I searched forever to get a CRT many years ago and I finally found one of the Chinese antique store for 20 bucks.
Pretty cheap.
Now where is it? To my closet.
Would you use it for? I have a bunch of like old consoles and shit.
Hold on.
Faster.
What happens if we put flat horse in there with the rocket? I don't want to give up the rocket.
Oh, no.
Oh, oh.
Get in there, small guy.
Get in there, triple guy.
What was that noise?
This poor creature.
Half car, half horse.
I wonder if it has to like maintain green.
Like if it has to be perpetual, or if it just has to get to the green.
Corral did a little bit of wonder, Muncie.
But I bet the duck owns here, actually.
What he was so close
Yippie now remain here forever
Wait
The power is on.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited for new Leghors, that's awesome.
The lights are on now. Electricity is needed for genetic research.
Ain't that the truth. Research this guy.
DNA X-Trag. Wait.
The baseline of this one is kind of hard actually.
Oh yeah, maybe we can use the fossil. That's a good idea. Let's go get that. I was trying
to think about what I want to make. I think I want to make a tiny legless horse.
Nah, I want something that can move without the rocket.
admirable. The rocket feels like cheating.
I'm a geneticist. There are four letters in a horse's genes. G, A, T, and C. Before
my spiral structure that we will call a double helix. That's how DNA works. Okay
Give me my fucking shit back
This one's fucking awesome, dude
Well, you can't suck sir. Let's see what we got
I am surprised it doesn't kill them when I do that
Oh god, I have to manually keep track of which one's which.
Hold up.
Oh, cuz he's too young.
Okay.
It's the duck one, right?
I want to turn the tiny one into- I want to give it no legs.
Heh heh heh.
What?
Have to flip computer? The machine has a switch to flip.
Hold on, we'll do this first.
Send no legs to the trampoline?
I think there's some kind of bias, like the blood looks like he has like a shurdy ribbed.
I don't think it's like perfectly even.
So I don't think him being flat gives him an advantage here.
Oh god, the horns.
Wait, that counts.
Alright, let's do Tiny Dog.
Oh, he's too young.
You're hungry.
I think the duck wins, uh...
Wait, didn't we already do the duck ones?
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Need symmetry? No, you know what we needed? Arm...arm guys.
How'd we even get arms? That one time. I think we found one with arms in the wild maybe? Oh, it was with humans.
Sleep.
I need protein! Shut the fuck up now!
Ummm...
First we gotta get a dub.
Wait, this guy started early. Do you guys look at see that?
That's sort of delicious hot sauces.
That one guy was asking for a hot sauce.
Aw man, I'm not even in...
I'm not even in the gigabetting.
Open late?
Why wouldn't I bet on the one that had 2 to 1 to win, guys?
Surely there's a reason.
Is it possible that I can choose one of these creatures that will have a rock on the track?
Like the one I bet for?
It's not happening yet, but God, that shit would piss me off.
Okay.
Alright.
One-to-one, dude.
Wait.
Four.
This guy's odds are too good to agree with.
This guy's odds are too good to ignore, brother.
And before flip, yeah, we're gonna see that exclamation point up here, and then he's gonna
front flip watch.
A book and rich dude!
Is Lord Kitty better than Bohemian Earspoon though?
That is the question.
Alright.
My poor lady!
My goshi man, dude!
There's no way.
You wanted kitty?
I mean we were both wrong fellas, we were both wrong.
We were almost right about this.
Dude.
I knew it man, I knew it.
I literally said, yeah but was Lord Kitty more powerful than Bohemian Ear Spoon?
All of the chat sims for Laura's kitty, dear!
you
you
you
you
you
The
small one is uh where'd they go you can edit them oh what
How many do I need to leave?
Five?
What is happening right now?
Come back. I was just kidding.
What a fucking abomination.
We gotta go find the small ones.
How do I leave?
Go up.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, no.
Wait, it still has the thing I made.
Okay, so all of these are necessary and we rearrange them
All right, buddy forget
Extracting some DNA using this very same machine.
So the drinking of it does nothing.
It like slightly modified my...
Fuck man!
Alright I'm done.
I play more on Thursday, you'll see.
I'm intrigued.
Drive from Rocket car.
Extract these.
No stream to markers.
Fuck.
I'm sorry, man.
I got to chill.
See you Thursday.
Behave.
We get a five before you leave.