Welcome, welcome, everybody, I'm being informed by an educated chatter that this game may
may be going down for maintenance in four minutes.
I'm being in four, I'm receiving intel.
This may be the shortest venture to China we've ever seen, fellas.
Hmm.
Game on gamers.
It's gamer time.
Hmm.
Am I Chinese?
Yeah.
But that has nothing to do with the game that we're playing today.
Hold on.
Why is he not covering the baby's face?
question chatter, but first I would love to thank personally from the bottom of my heart,
Everstone Studio for sponsoring this stream.
Let's resume.
I actually have played this before.
In my play, I mean, I spent an hour and a half in the character creator.
And then did not play as you can see I'm resuming right now. They did this several months ago
From gotcha chat to you this game is oh can't read that out loud listen here chatter I
Did I did some googling
That chatter is right it's in it's how long is the maintenance dude
unbelievable dude no it is not five hours all right listen all right well
all right so this is no longer the sponsored segment okay obviously listen
listen to me
um this is the time I chose it was basically like oh you can play it during
these this span of days pretty much so unlucky I guess we hit we hit and we we
hit the critical fail, dude. Freak.
Mm-mm. Do they not tell you the maintenance window? I was not
informed of any maintenance windows, no, but that is not the
fault of Everstone Studio, but perhaps my own fault.
Um, five hour maintenance, truly, truly, truly.
30 minutes of maintenance mmm wait really all right then we might still be doing
No, it is five hours.
Dude, it's my fault for not going to where wins meet game.com slash news slash official
slash home of our dot html to read.
machine translated information on this page my bad my bad my bad
hey but hey on time no
what are things for god so this game looks sick the the the screen you're
camera now
uh...
in
thoughts on the island scheme
i don't have any i don't have any thoughts about that
i don't know what if there is a i in that
it okay so
man i got
i got some
some messaging here
red
free to play in no pain to win is that why got your shadows don't fuck with
Where wins me no pay to win
There's a 40k USD boat you can buy yeah, but it's just for swag though. It's not for gameplay prowess
You guys think his agent watches the shit?
Hey, we're not sponsored right now.
We're not sponsored right now because the game is mysteriously in maintenance, but also
he does.
He does he just said checking on the music. Well, I'm okay. I'm not mad
Let's be let's be clear about that I'm not upset I actually I I did research
I should have researched a little harder. I suppose
So
So razz light thanks for seven a lot of subbers thanks for seven fellas
Sorry, we might we might just do the other sponsor now. Maybe
Looks like yes
It is five hours, yeah
You sponsor stacking now it was kind of a coincidence
That's not normally the plan but yeah
That's okay this one you guys are gonna pog champ about for reels
That's right
We're gonna play the burnt peanut fan game
Wahoo
We're gonna goop it I'm gonna goop it goop goop goop goop goop goop
Guards guards can I get a sound effect that is the sound of like that thing that movie guys
Snap before the camera before they start shooting you're talking about snap. You know, but what is it called the cut I?
Need that for the beginning of our sponsored segment the action cut yeah
Hmm I mean that kind of works
That's Nintendo dude they're gonna sue me but then they're gonna put out a game
that's kind of like another game but they'll sue you for riding monster
boom bom bom bom bom
Oh, he could be in bacon. Hold on.
Okay, pre-stream preamble. Okay. No script.
Have you ever wanted to work diligently?
As an American dock worker
Have you ever wanted to operate heavy machinery
For 12 hours at a time on meth amphetamine dude
How do you feel about unions we hate unions we fucking hate those
I
Fucking hate the union not not the not the American that's it's cool
Mm-mm-mm
Mixed reviews by the way
That's okay
Most people on the internet are fucking stupid as hell and
There's only one voice in gaming you chatter should ever trust mine
I
Chance I could get the name of this song apps of freaking Lutely dude
You can't read a schedule dude, so there was a small a small stick in the spokes
That's okay
Hmm, we'll just do it tomorrow no maintenance tomorrow right fellows
Double maintenance tomorrow, that's not epic
I made this song by the way.
I didn't make this song.
I freaking fibbed.
hold hold
All right guards, I'm gonna need a pin on this one right here chat Pinerito
Mmm, dank meme by the way, so what the hell is that scam link?
That link is legit.
I clicked it myself 100 times.
What before stream I clicked that link 100 times.
No lube.
I mean, it's on a bit.li link, motherfucker.
I'm gonna apply for the head of DHS now they got a nice try chatter baiting me into political discourse
oh I'm attempting to siphon money from corporations
Nice try.
Has our agency told you to buy view bots yet?
You know, I will say never came up in conversation.
never discussed that you may have you may have my agency confused for another
one now I'm not saying other agencies do that
but I'm not sure where you would have gotten that idea from
Hmm
Evil Moon Moon would viewbot and he does on x the everything up when he's doing his
His podcast
Are you guys ready to dock this is loud
Oh yeah me when I'm a me when I'm a little kid oh when I grow up I want to be an
astronaut oh when I grow up I want to be a doctor when I grow up I want to smoke
method work on the dock dude all right
guards give me the cut dude
Game on gamers. It's gamer time. Welcome back to the- wait hold on. Alright, no wait hold
on. I forgot to change the title, that's my bad. Alright, let's start over. Let's start
over. Hang on.
Beep beep beep beep beep beep. My title is cock right now. That is not the title
that we're gonna go with for the the sponsored stream is not the one hang on
we're not even the category sorry I got I got do get in getting stun locked by
the maintenance has done quite a number on it.
Double checking?
Is the game loud enough? By the way, fellows?
I turned it up a little bit.
Okay.
Blah, blah, blah.
You got this, Minna. I was nervous at my first real job, too.
Thank you, guys.
Okay.
okay okay all right not yet not yet hold on
He's remember Redhead and Eddie when they would do like physical violence usually-
Okay, give me the cut, doc.
Game on gamers, it's gamer time.
Welcome back to the Moon Moon Show.
Today, I'm going to be checking out a game that looks pretty freaking sweet and emulates
one of my favorite blue collar jobs doing heavy machinery at the dock with the boys
onto the ship to deliver the stuff docked by Saber Interactive, who is sponsoring
the stream and whom I thank immensely. Let's check the settings first. Any
conscious gamer is always sure to check the settings first. You never know what
you might miss. For example, same mission details. Very important. But I'm
gonna turn that off because I am an expert gamer and you don't necessarily
require instruction hold on target frame rate unlimited we're gonna go 60 just
kidding we're gonna go unlimited I was gonna go for like 144 but that's not an
option here return motion blur off it makes me vomit extra machinery turn the
extra machinery that is not used in the mission on or off. I don't know what that
is. Looking good. Should I use a controller? Mayhaps? I don't think I will.
Real gamers use keyboard and mouse.
Y'all ready to dock?
Hmm.
Realistic container capture, realistic suspended load swing, hard economic milestone deadlines.
Now, most games journalists, uh, diaper wearing crybabies that they are would probably choose standard.
However, here at the Moon Moon Show, I personally believe in engaging in my hobby to the maximum.
To the max, some might say. So we're gonna select our...
What platforms can you find this on? I am so glad that you asked, chatter, because your interest...
It's my pleasure.
Because Doct is available now on the PlayStation 5, baby Xbox Series X, Line S, and PC via
both Steam and the Epic Games Server, $29.99, and then the Lux edition for $39.99!
We got cutscenes?
Okay.
Wait, those shipping containers don't look...
Oh.
Pretty quiet.
Oh, no.
Um, guys?
Is that where my Amazon package went?
Um guys is it where my Amazon package went?
To you 20 foot equivalent unit
Bill's got some nice hair, I'll give it up look at that swoop
It's a family operation, dude. I don't think there's gonna be much meth smoking on this dog.
Thank God.
Okay, it is quiet right now.
It's at the volume of the in-game player.
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Powerful heavy real-world equipment from massive ship to shore cranes to heavy-duty tractors, baby
I'm starting the engine
Holy crap.
Hey, how do I shut this stupid voice off?
You don't.
I turned it on to refresh your memory after the long break.
Okay.
I want to talk to the ship captain who scheduled this delivery oh my gosh
Oh
Yeah
Oh, we got a little indicator fellows liner up
Oh, yeah
the
the
Greek
The container outline is shaded. The yellow and green lines are on.
Indicated in the secure print. Now you can safely lift the container.
Let's be careful there. Those containers have some nasty stuff inside.
One puncture and we'll never hear the end of it.
Don't worry. Be careful.
Chemical weapons, Mark. Really?
What happens if I unlock it?
Let's find out.
I can't.
This thing is fucking powerful, dude.
Holy moly.
Any dock workers in chat?
Is this kind of like true to life?
But we got to rotate.
Oh, oh.
Alright.
I'm dropping it right here.
Engage.
How do I know what the target height is?
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay. I pressed R. I need it. Oh my god, I'm docking right now. Oh my god. Drop this
from a hundred feet. Don't worry, we're gonna try doing that. But right now we're in the
tutorial so I can't do that now you might be thinking what now well oh I've
read to lift up my thing I think we can grab one of the ones in the water
This job looks easy. I'm not gonna lie, fellas.
Holy moly. These guys even have to do anything?
Okay.
Sprinter size 40 feet all green initiate docking oh can't swing a little bit
What do you mean hit
You know I feel like if you're a dad like you don't want your kid to work
at a place like this right this guy's kind of a piece of shit I'm like a lot
or you can stay on the dock and dock with me aren't you a dad yeah I would say I
wouldn't want I would not want my kid to work at the dock however it is a good
opportunity to earn and expand, to take jobs, to earn cash, invest in better
machinery, sign contracts, upgrade facilities, and grow the family business
baby.
I think I'm being too careful.
Why can I not release?
Oh, I know.
Is what I would have said if I knew why, but I don't.
Oh, I didn't drop it far enough.
Lift her up, fella.
Docked.
Hmm mm mm mm yep two containers 12k 12.5 k each
Dude I'm telling you right now there is a dock worker that's gonna play this easy
That's the T.E.U
Oh, it's not secured properly bad. Why is it just out there?
Hurricane Wendy after oh, yeah, we're cleaning up
These dumb motherfuckers putting out tea used during a hurricane don't they know anything about docking
This is a mess.
You're telling me...
I'm destructed entirely of the damage.
We're lucky at least some of our stuff is still okay.
Oh, don't fret you're sponsored. Oh, I'm sponsored.
Indeed, by Saber Interactive.
For whom I thank.
That said, based on Saber Interactive, don't mind a little swearing.
Hmm click jobs
Okay
Sure thing dad boss
Saber's the one making the John Wick game?
Uh, yeah, we're not here to talk about that, chatter.
Punches you in the throat.
We're here to marvel in dogs.
We're here to dog, dude.
We're here to dog.
each stacker complete the task. First you need to move 20 foot... move the 20 foot
container. Then move the 40 foot tank. Other to be delivered to the designated
area. Oh wait, am I out? I'm operating a different machine. Oh hell.
the guy who does his dad's voice is kind of familiar
Oh
Now I'm actually trying to start it we got it. Oh wait. I know yeah, we got we got guess like drive mode
oh yeah baby now we're now we're docking dude yeah I kind of thought it would be
from the perspective of the uh I'm kind of glad there's different machines as a
dock enthusiast myself so not only are we a dock worker we are a humanitarian
we're cool with these are this is a hurricane cleanup effort dare I say
Jesus like Mark
are we gonna park it you shift the control change the boom length
Oh heck. I feel like we have gone too far. What a...
Did they have to borrow the screen for hints on how to use the reach stack controls?
Yep.
Oh yeah.
Spread her y'all. No. No, no, no. Kind of. Bitch. No. I can't move forward anymore.
Oh, I know, I know, I know.
He lied.
Put down the boom.
We bring the boom!
That's what we got.
Wait, that chatter was absolutely correct by the way.
bring the boom I change view yes I change view to okay we're nearly there
fellas whatever happened to the Costco guys man got it okay how do we grab it
got it that's hard-mode gaming right there boys
It's me, alright.
You're still using that thing.
You guys think I can flip?
Tell me more.
Well, tell me if it gets any views.
Anyways, gotta get back to work.
Dude.
The main character's brother uploaded a country music montage video of him saving those containers during the hurricane, dude.
Holy moly!
I'm not going to do that.
Alright, I want you guys to- oh man, I was about to say, take note of the bar on the
right there that said job damage zero percent, but now it says two percent, which is an
acceptable amount of damage
yep honestly doing a menial blue collar
The smaller task really helps me grapple with my otherwise incomparably cushy existence.
You know what I mean?
Fellows?
Is this game woke? No.
It's docked.
Why is this so hard?
Chills? Was that cool?
No, okay.
Don't worry, I have a list of tutorials on the left from which to refer to, in order to...
do this we got a spreader all right nope that's not good
Uh, center spreader, nice, very good.
Spreader size.
Oh, yeah!
Okay.
Y'all, if I could still move my car.
I was not able to do that before on the other one.
This McCannarock is going hard af right now.
That is an explosive payload by the way.
Dude what's the worst that could happen man?
Oh we're docking now dude.
Holy.
I think I'm not.
Oh, we can totally just move it though.
Go left.
Oh!
Oh yeah, there it is.
Initiate dock.
Initiate dock.
It's gaits!
No!
Yeah, don't forget, guys, this is explosive.
Alright.
So we're gonna go full speed here.
This time is money, baby, here on the dock.
Oh my god!
Okay, dude.
All right, so...
Okay, hold on.
Hey, hold on, let's take a little gander real quick.
Yup!
Job damage 17%.
No problemo, buddy.
Should we try and stack them?
I'm gonna try and stack them guys.
We're gonna edit the pitch.
Okay, that was the wrong button.
I'm freaking pitching right now, oh
Back her up back her up
Hold!
Okay, it doesn't count.
We're gonna have to take it up.
Man!
Alright, check this out.
Oh, we got lateral movement!
Will this count?
Aye.
Sorry.
Yep.
I
Sorry
Yep, that's a 10k that's a 10k dollar job right there fellows
Mmm
Whoa all right
I don't have much.
It should be enough to clean up after the hurricane.
You can start ordering repairs for the shipping line.
What if I had ordered an A-line?
Handles container transfer to and from container ships
increases the number of STS crane slots
and container shipment volume in orders.
Of course I already knew that.
prepared
there it is
okay so now i can use the giga crane again
okay
don't mind if i do
Mm-mm-mm-mm
All right
Here at the Moon Moon show we would like to formally thank Saber interactive for sponsoring this stream, baby. Oh
We got stomp collapse country, dude. Yeah, that's a hard dude
I want you I'm paying a picture right now in your head guys, okay?
It's four in the morning
You worked 15 hours last night, dude
You got you got your Folgers coffee
You you managed to start your car despite freezing temperatures outside your truck, dude
And you you turn the radio station and
Like this genre of music's playing at like three in the morning. We're driving back to work, dude
Holy moly.
Clear out the area before placing the third container and he's really put aside the interfering
content.
Okay.
I'm glad we get to keep here yet, actually.
sea is behind a fence and its designated delivery location is currently occupied by a different container.
Oh, we should probably move that.
Thank you for taking this seriously us blueers, blue-collar workers,
appreciate it god bless you god bless you chatter but god god bless you bluey uh excuse me
guys check it out watch this
You don't get it?
I was showcasing the Reach Stacker's ability to expand.
Okay.
But what we should be doing is not disappointing our death, so let's get back to work, shall
we?
Um...
Increase the size.
Okay, we are off slightly.
Oops.
Mama Papa Papa.
Ok so we could put it over to the side.
Or we could see what happens when we dump it into the ocean, which is what I will be
do in case it was not obvious. Much like car batteries, our main character is not concerned
with the environment. It won't reach. This game looks sick, Moon. I'll buy this now
and play it soon you know as a content creator it always brings me great
pleasure to know that I have influenced you and if I may influence you one more
time chatter
make sure you click the panel below
Instantly 100% job damage.
Hmm.
It floats?
Yeah, it was a container full of salt, guys.
Um, and that's just how it is.
Wow!
Now, now, now, now!
Nngh!
Wait, it's from Orc Manage Bill.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-mal!
We will never be slaves!
Okay.
That shit yeah, let's just say we had a little bit of an issue on the dock last night
Initiate docking protocol
We're gonna have to
We're gonna have to y'all
y'all complete initiate engorgement protocol
All right now move it to the side
Boom we're pretty good at this
this. ECO container. You know, you gotta pre- dude, this ship...look at this. What do you
think of when you see this collection of shipping containers? And be honest. Perfection?
I would not say perfection, they clearly screwed the job up.
Human trafficking, no, no, no.
What I think is of a nice, idyllic Dutch village.
You know how those Dutch villages
always have like the multi-color houses, dude?
It's cute.
Ba-ba-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba.
It's like a Brazilian favela, yeah.
That's not a thing here as a Dutchman.
Yeah, I just made that up.
Was it Netherlands?
I don't know.
I just picked a random place in Europe that sounded like it could be true.
Or correct.
I think if I was a dock worker, I'd probably chew tobacco.
bots need smoke math personally not me that's illegal
adjusting view which I can deal with the v-key
I'm a dark worker, and we shh.
It's great to hear that we got some people from the craft in chat right now.
Okay.
Maybe you can give me some pointers or tips.
What do you think?
Do-boop-a-do-boop-a-do.
Watch this.
I might be thinking.
Moon Moon from the Moon Moon Show. You're gonna have to move the vehicle forward.
Oh yeah?
Smurfs.
Yaw it. Boom.
We in.
Slow and steady. Remember what dad taught you, Greg.
Slow and steady.
I'll hide this until I need it, which I will need it immediately after I get in position
here.
Yeah, if I had to pick one thing that was my favorite thing about working on the dock,
it's that it's a family affair.
We got Kate, we got Mark, we got Bill, they're characters for sure, aren't they?
Um, let's go right a wee bit.
Now we got a Pitch-up, and we're in.
Look at the position.
Other games journalists could not.
And I know they could.
There's just something empowering about what's happening right now, you know what I mean?
And no, I'm not being facetious.
All I do is eat McDonald's and play video games.
I'm fat.
Here I can command real machines.
Here I can operate powerful real world equipment.
From massive ship to short cranes to heavy duty tractors.
I think we're good.
All right, we are not good.
Change the pitch.
No, not that way.
What is the treasure train?
Is a treasure train?
It's like a normal train?
Wait.
It's like a normal train?
Wait, I'm kinda remembering the keys right now.
I'm docking, dude.
Aiders will say it's fake.
He's will say he'll never make it on the dock.
I just centered?
You guys see that?
Oh, extendoooo!
Are we gonna move it left?
Yaw it?
Boom. We're in.
It's what I would have said if we were in. But we ain't.
Hmm. What are we doing wrong here?
Boom.
Lock it in, fellas.
It's docking time.
Wrong place to be is the other side.
guys? John's dad's gonna be pissed at him dude. Let's just say that.
Buh-buh-dammit.
Am I in Florida? I am getting Florida vibes from this place I'm gonna be honest.
Wet. Full of trash.
Probably smells like shit.
Honestly, it looks like we're in...
What's the name of the country next to Bora Bora?
It's like French something, I forget what.
It's not Cuba, guys.
French Polynesia? Is that it?
French Guyana. Oh, yeah. Looks kind of like French Guyana, guys.
It kind of looks like Baltimore.
Nah, it doesn't. Oh, we can see our character!
Oh my god, we're shredded! You guys can barely tell.
It looks like he's wearing one of those body suits that like have the muscles on him. Oh my god.
He's got a musician, a dock worker,
A faithful Christian dude? He does it all!
Alright.
More of a man than you could ever be.
Honestly, that's kind of why I'm playing the game.
I need a better Roma.
What's the issue here?
Um, yup, yup.
Oh yeah, that's weird.
Other than my tiny infantile brain could not figure out how to manipulate the stack loader
or reach stacker.
Here's one here's some cool
The Riftel I'm afraid to flip I think I might lose
center it well played well played well centered Wilson can't help but notice you
parked the explosive container directly behind where I'm supposed to drop this
by the way who did that let's find Greg
freaking Greg
Adjusting?
And they said you would never use geometry in real life.
That was simple geometry.
De-extend.
Who said that?
Dude, you know who said that.
Nobody said that.
Dude you guys all had a guy in your class who'd be like teacher. What am I gonna use this in real life?
Tell you what you're gonna use that shit 22 years later when you played Doc's
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your mic's a bit loud yeah so I can get my message out to you
So if you're a bad driver like I am, you have all of these different controls that you can use to manipulate your reach stagger.
Boom. We pretty much won't shot that though.
What about the parking brake?
Man, who needs that?
Now we call this a three-point turn, which I learned in driving school.
I did not learn in driving school what the hell were all the do you guys when you
guys took your driving test you get like a written one I assume you did
unless you're like from Kentucky or whatever I guess we're there I'm pretty
sure you can't like it like the norm is not being able to read right which is
weird because they had a written portion of Florida, which, you know, also famously illiterate.
Boooom, baby. Dude, I saw so many different, like, road signs on that written test that I have
litter legitimately like never seen in my life dude ever ever holy moly all done
I think I could handle another job or two okay Tommy okay Bill the regulations
apply to your kid? I don't think so. I think Bill has this wrong. Right? I'm pretty sure
why this is why like the Amish have like 10 kids, right? So they could just work on the
farm until like they no longer can because the sun has escaped the atmosphere. Quick
end date to button to finish the first working day. Gladly. Gladly. That's 33k
in the bank baby boom we're knocking boom we're knocking boom we're knocking boom
we're knocking what another but have I don't have the reach loader for that
this way now take a look at the first milestone okay you need to carry out all
these tasks okay have two reach stackers why would I need two I'm just one man
Saber is based in four lotterdale by the way I've been there I can say with
Confidence the Fort Lauderdale kind of sucks ass this
Economy
Okay, clearly we want the one that's giving us the most money right
All the companies want different volumes of cargo processed.
Get the all-use one measurement unit, TVU, or the standard 20-foot container.
Okay.
If this is the standard, okay, I'm not trying to nitpick, Bill.
I'm not.
If this is the standard, how come 70% of the containers I've picked up have been
40-foot containers?
And the more of those we handle, the more money we make.
Come on, town.
He's just excited to be there.
So you've assigned the largest order for now.
The most important part.
Setting up the processing chains.
Oh my god.
At the processing chart.
This is the beating heart of the fort.
This is where you can control all our vehicles to carry out orders.
Okay. Now I see why we're going to need more than one reach stack or fellows.
Each vehicle can only process a certain number of TDAs per day.
That's its top capacity.
You know, it seems like the amount that I can process per day is like two or four.
So as a chain starts with unloading stuff from a ship.
So just a sign here is many TDAs of ship to short capacities.
You need to handle the order.
Uh, I just need one reach stacker.
But I want to use the cringy
Can I buy one okay
Yep, yep
Now, check out the REACH stackers on offer.
I hope they have a...
What's the name of the truck? Like the semi-truck?
Uh, I hope they have a...
A Vanderbilt. Yeah!
Yeah, that's a lot of beauty.
Peterbilt! Peterbilt!
Just a bit short on funds, so we can't buy it yet.
That's exactly what jobs are for.
Yep, jobs are for getting paid Tommy. Well played.
Well played, man.
Don't you know?
Claims Milestone makes $3,000 reduce.
Time to prepare some containers for shipment.
To do this, you need to move three containers off the ship.
Difficulty. Hard.
Well, mommy, yeah.
Can you smell that sweet salty air, baby?
Use the STS crane to move the containers to the side so that the truck could drive up to
the loading point.
Then it moved three containers off the ship.
Place the 20-foot container in the dissonate area and load the 40-footer onto the trailer.
Okay.
Oh, we're using the big lad now.
We gotta press the buttons, dude.
I
Guys I remembered where the elevator is import import
Soundtrack commercial soundtrack goes hard. Yes, dude. Yes
I'm gonna be humming that little diddy all day, baby.
I may have gone up too high.
I don't think we can get all the way up there.
I cannot, I don't think I can climb that, but I bet I can walk up there.
Wait, what the heck, it just appeared.
There it is.
The bridge.
Oh
Careful Greg
Y'all think I can make it over there?
I think I can make that.
NOOOOO FU-
Do not call me a dude.
Bamba-Bamba-Bamba-Bam.
Okay.
I think I gotta be on the third floor.
Y'all ready to enter the Rage Cage?
That's just a little doc-worker joke.
That's what I call this thing right here by the way.
The Northex.
Start her up.
Look at that arm, dude! Jesus Christ! You even got a tattoo! Now that's blue collar.
Alright, let's take care of them, um, where's it?
These things.
this ain't swaying bruh
alright, behold
initiate
Initiate your protocol.
YAH!
Slow cinematic pan.
Okay.
Now we're gonna spread it.
I think so much better than the other one.
I mean it's supposed to be, but.
The ultimate in crane technology, dude.
me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me. As you can see here, we're currently placing the
container on the cement. This is often the case in dock work when operating
heavy machinery. Some dunderhead that was gonna leave containers just in the
the middle of the transport truck way.
Now how the hell are we supposed to transport some 20 book containers?
If Dunderheads are leaving these in the middle of the road.
Oh, don't don't move.
Are these heckin' dopes?
Uh, yaw.
Yaw!
Am I a part of a union?
No, my character canonically is actually a union snitch.
He stitches to his dad about unions that are forming.
He's like Hulk Hogan in the late 80s.
Mission complete! At least this part.
Um, guys?
I may have made a slight mistake here.
I am a real American- NOOOOO!
Okay, zero percent, oh my god.
This ain't swayed, dude.
You freaking dope.
Let's split it down.
Plants number J8404.
Okay, we're holding the wrong button.
We almost caused irreparable job damage.
I can't believe I have to fucking move this shit again.
If this is not a time where dude we're getting a D-rank for sure.
window. Oh, oh, go back. I can't go back. I cannot move this forward. Got it. Got it.
You think that guy would be pissed off if I loaded the wrong container into his truck?
That's a little prank we like to play at the dock.
What are the f- they're falling right now!
What is happening?
Nope, no, no, no.
Maybe it doesn't count as job damage because these aren't in our target containers.
De-extendo.
It's kinda crazy.
Okay, my tiny feverish brain cannot comprehend.
The intricacies of like a machine like this.
It's just crazy.
Type 1 to FARV.
Why do you say that?
Stop. Stop!
I understand why you guys are prefer to pass gas when you could be running the port, baby.
Manage operations and vehicles, complete high priority contracts and repair equipment under tight deadlines
Just to keep the port wake moving.
Big fan of docking?
Yeah, actually.
Filt it.
Drop it.
lock it
all week we're gonna have to pitch this bitch
giga style gamer style
game on gamers
it's spreader pitch time
behold
okay it's spreader roll time
a little bit more
Yup. Now we gotta go...
Holy moly.
Almost, almost, almost.
Almost, almost.
This thing is swaying.
Okay, let's try to re-evaluate a little bit here.
No.
Where's cable mode?
I kind of don't want to hit a new button right now, actually.
Go!
Go!
Got it!
Okay, whoa buddy.
They call me the Michelangelo of doctor.
Doc working.
They call me the Play-Doh of transport shipping.
I almost spit out my coffee.
I only spit out cereal.
When asked.
Nobody calls you that?
Oh yeah, I'll tap real quick.
Alright, let's go ahead and drop this here.
Is this the Michelangelo Transport Shipping?
Why, yes it is!
It is!
We're going to have to extend it again.
Oh no.
Oh god.
So each of these containers I can interact with technically.
Now, we don't want to do that, but we could do that.
And that's docked, baby.
Extendo.
Perfect.
Dang!
Uh-oh.
I nearly forgore.
I think we're about to lose.
Daaang!
Uh oh.
I nearly forgore.
I think we're about to lose.
Country music intensifies briefly,
but in like a muted fashion
that indicates like desperation
and urgency.
Rooby-Doo-Boo-Doo-Boo-Doo!
Blue!
I'm playing with auto-aim. No, I'm playing hard and actually I was warned about playing on hard
They said it may be too precise
Not for the god motherfucking gamer though, dude. He can play any game
Okay
Addressing.
Addressing.
Ooh.
Slide it in.
Slide it in.
Slide it in.
Too far.
Too far.
too far, too far
does make it fit here
w?
we're having a yacht slightly
okay
we're in
Stacker number two
Um, okay
Another milestone complete two times two read stackers five thousand smacker ruse, buddy
Wait, 200, 200, 400.
Why?
to start unloading the ship. Wait, we had a different one. No we didn't.
Otherwise we'll take a considerable financial loss. No! Three containers have
to be unloaded. A truck carrying a container is stuck in the sand, but the
container has to be delivered urgently to a barge. It is departing soon.
Yep, this looks like a job for the Jesus Christ of stack loading, dude.
Mark, let's ride.
This game come with a battle pass, no. However, it does offer you the opportunity to command real machines.
Operate powerful real world equipment from massive ship to short cranes to heavy duty tractors.
We're gonna use a tractor right now.
Fanduos. This thing's moving.
Oh, it's raining!
Doo-boo-doo-doo-boo-oo.
And let's go around.
Guys, should I turn ray tracing on?
Dorifto!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Oh, snap!
Oops.
One puncture that's going to cost us a contract.
We got to proceed with care.
We got to treat it tenderly.
Stendo.
Yaw.
Braw.
Aw hell.
Yaw, yaw, yaw!
Boom.
Do you think they invented these cars with the giant...
What did he say?
Do you think they invented these cars with the giant package grabbing arms first, or
did they make the giant packages they wouldn't be able to move first?
Now that is a good question.
That's a...
Did the chicken come before the egg moment in chat?
Honestly, here at the Moon Moon Show, I honestly think I have the most intellectual
chatters because they're often thinking about deep philosophical quandaries and
queries like that one.
Type 1 to fart? Not right now dude. No one should do that. We're talking about the
chicken before the egg!
Mama Mia!
There he is.
He's not even looking at the road!
Look at the road!
Oh, what a beautiful day!
Oh, wait.
It's changing based on where I'm looking.
Maybe I should look at the road.
Drop it in the sea?
Yeah, we already did that.
Honestly, that's a bit immature chatter.
I'm more interested in an honest day's work.
Good news I can move it forward and drop it at the same time
Yeah, I'm pretty good at this. I'm not gonna lie man. I might be the greatest docked gamer that's ever lived actually
Nerd tears ink for seven
Sure
Oh, thanks dad
Okay day two results
Yep
Okay
Dude we're getting paid we need 4,000 more to cover the maintenance
All right, Bill I honestly
He's not doing a good job
Um okay.
J3, brand new.
New building.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Two days.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
We've got no time to waste on this one.
Two days.
Okay.
Okay.
It's time to upgrade some buildings, which means doing a few jobs to get the materials
first.
Okay.
I'm gonna take care of something, but I'll stay in touch.
Alman is?
I'm gonna handle the tasks in the meantime.
Some drama perhaps?
Yo, honestly, there might be something darker to this family business.
I'm thinkin' Bill might be some kind of smuggler.
Hard of game mode, meet deadlines to continue the game.
I am not at all concerned, fella.
Bosco B, they for seven?
Let's go ahead and, uh, I get to choose the order this time
my stupid asshole dad did not he said pick the biggest one sure biggest what
we're gonna we're gonna wait what if we don't have the machines we do have the
machine we're good
hmm
The shipping office we need some materials
So I got to do job
So
Not even money I'll pay you in wood
Uh, so we got a...
A little...
Strattle Carrier. It's 55k. We got 31k.
Not good.
Uh, Reach Stacker Yards 200 of 350. Ordered 260. Handled 200.
So we may have taken...
Wait, hold up.
Wait, it goes to a max of...
Oh, wait.
Uh-oh.
I think we may have taken a job that is a bit too hard for us, but surely that's not
possible.
The 350 can be reduced.
Like can we even do this work?
If we're not able to handle all of the things, like can we even start working?
Hmm
Reduce the 350 in the third
Orders
Oops
Where were we processing
Reduce the 3, wait, what do you say? Reduce the 350 and the 3rd.
Oh, wait.
You're so smart, dude. See, I thought these were like their own independent non-crossing over, like, entity.
Okay.
okay we're docking we're docking I'm freaking goop docking dude we still
need where's it I'm hacking dumb
the hackle no no no where is it
right here for yard B
oh it only takes wait it only takes 20 construction we need money
I can only work two operations.
We're getting construction.
Reach daily cargo throughput.
So we need the straddle carrier.
Upgrade yard B to level two.
So if we need the straddle carrier then we're gonna need, we don't need construction supplies.
What we need is moolah.
Nay?
A pair of shipments need to be handled promptly at yard G. Load a container on
one truck and unload one to the yard from the other truck.
Of course. Of course.
Rackety, let's do it.
Hmm.
You can search wise up radio to old to.
Yeah, but we're gonna get those from the.
The the milestone goals.
I mean, we're also probably going to do one anyway.
Use the reach stacker to drag the containers over the roadblocks.
Hand-do-hoss.
Oh, I'm in park.
Come on, Mark!
Wait, am I controlling Mark right now?
The lore goes deep.
Mark handles the tractor.
Whereas the main character handles the giga train.
Come on!
Come on!
Okay!
Okay, now what I want?
Hold?
We're gonna beef this one hard, fellas. Exendo?
Got it.
That's why they call him the Vincent Van Gogh of tractor work.
They almost flip.
That's why they call me the grabber, dude. Yeah.
What a nickname.
Oh, we gotta put them side by side, huh?
The four-flotter tail grabber.
Yep.
Yes.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Is this game good?
Yeah, it's like a simulator game.
I've never played a game with...
I've never played a game where I can operate tractors and cranes, but...
It feels very tactile. It feels like I'm actually doing it.
Which I'm pretty confident is like the goal, so...
If you're into manipulating heavy machinery with a somewhat too mostly accurate experience
then let me tell you about Doc being available on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X, and S, and
PC via both Steam and the Epic Games Store for $29.99 and a deluxe edition for $39.99.
the panel below. This is not good. But how? There we go.
Boom!
You spot 15 copies?
Hey man, thanks for the support.
We're doing it, Mafia.
Where am I putting this last one?
Oh, I gotta take it off.
Duh!
Starting a book club next? Yeah, I've been thinking about learning crane
operation for dummies.
Wait for it?
Okay, too far.
Now watch this.
for it. Wait for it. Okay. Now behold. Witness true power slow pan. Burn it in the barrel,
now
extend out
All right, we were off a little bit
Man
It's just not freaking fair
I wonder... I wonder what that red square on the left diagram there is.
What?
Oh yeah.
Working as intended.
Now look at this Aang, boys.
And I ain't talkin' that stupid bald kid from Avatar.
Which one?
Who knows.
all right hold on we're not think we're not thinking with our brain here
fellows like sure I could do an Austin powers 100 point turn here and uh
Honestly, I am kind of doing that right now as I'm explaining this to you.
Rendering my point moot.
Alright. Behold. Wait.
Behold.
Consults.
Whee.
Whee.
Wait, that's as far as we could go left?
All right, so we are doing a 100 point turn.
I don't know why I didn't think to do that before.
This guy's a dope. This guy's a dunderhead.
What's with a good like blue collar insult dude?
Like a blue collar white guy insult.
I like Udope is the classic one, Udope!
Soft hands?
Damn!
Shit, Buster!
I don't think so.
Oh wait no yeah sorry you said Buster with an ER yeah that does that is a white guy
one for sure.
I love saying pecker and my dad says pecker man
Here at the dock sometimes yeah, all the seals man, you know, I mean pecking the food from the ground
Oh got it. Whoa. Okay. We got it. It took it away from me briefly
Lava lamp. Fun to watch, not bright. This is from personal experience.
That's like a blue color insult, is calling someone a lava lamp.
That's so boomer coded.
You know, I've purchased like two or three different lava lamps in the last ten years, and I've never opened like...
the box for them and like actually taking it out
I know I never drank it no no no
how high was I?
uh not high
oh
it's like every time I got like dragged into like a Spencer's
Like, this lava lamp's kind of neat.
I like the idea of lava lamps.
You know what I mean?
I just took 2% job damage.
Spencer still exists.
Yeah, and it's even more crimson you can possibly imagine.
I encourage you guys
to go to your local Spencers, dude. Just to peep it out.
Or buy yourself a t-shirt or two.
get some socks man listen here buddy hey you dunderhead what are you doing
with that reach stacker huh what they teach you at the academy
gun
gun
holy frick bad chest are you the Michelangelo van go Jesus Christ of transport shipping
boom 14k in the bank
boom
2% damage who fuck
cares dude we can buy the thing now
I think vehicle, guys, I honestly, maybe we should be aiming for a different vehicle.
tractor this is 320 capacity how the hell am I supposed to we have we need another
order so dumb oh no I need not needed the construction
There's no way, dude.
Did we lose?
Did we lose?
is J.O.B alarm? That's my, that's my, hey it's 3 o'clock, you should be starting your
stream alarm. It doesn't work very often.
Do we have an ability to time travel? Well I mean I guess we can see what
happens if I lose. I freaked it boys. I freaked it. We were supposed to get a
a shipping office so we can make another order so we can use the remaining manpower from our
machines in order to
times two reach stackery yards
so we need we need we would need 200 more
Which we definitely have. Wait. So I lost. I think I lost. What can I do?
Here we have 50 that's 90. Okay
That is 90 see these are the these are the crippling Lee and arrestingly difficult decisions you're gonna have to make on the dock, dude
Straight up so you sacrifices gotta be made
sign two orders upgrade your beat a little too that's not I have my bros me
maybe we what we should do is the next job we our only option is doing this
construction job. Time to learn how to handle oversized cargo and clean up the
terminal. We need to clear a small area and put a couple of loads in their place.
Thank you Saber Interactive for the sponsor! Or forget for sponsoring this
dream! Using the re-stecker with cargo from designated area to unblock the
gate. Then move the highlighted containers. Both containers must be
delivered to their designated locations.
Affirmative.
I
Drink
That wasn't what I meant
The drama.
There's rope mode in the radial menu and remove the marked objects from the area.
I was like, how the heck am I supposed to move that?
Where's the rope?
Uh, this, I believe.
Hold ALT and click Cursor to select a point on the spreader.
Oh my god.
Is it connected?
I think we- this is setting the, uh, the distance.
Holy guag- oh, it broke.
Alright, let's not mess with the distance right now.
Oh, I'm roping, dude.
So when it's oversized, they use these cables.
There might be a dockhead now, dude.
I wonder if I can just drop it.
thing looks damaged. I think I can crush that car. I can't drop it. Done. Yeah, I
I think Bill is probably involved with like a criminal syndicate, that's kind of like my guess right now.
He's optimistic because he about to get that.
Hlion money, dude!
Where are you?
Boom, and then we do boom, simple geometry fellows.
Look at its sway.
Look at those realistic physics.
Look at the command of real machines happening right now.
Look at how I'm operating powerful real-world equipment right now.
Look at how it's a massive ship to short crane or a heavy-duty tractor like this one.
Initiate turn protocol.
the ropes? Wait, what? You stirrups to turn the portable locker room upside down.
Oh, it's the back one. Oh, we can't grab that one yet.
Dude, whose cars are these? Just like laying around the dog, man. I could not
imagine leaving an entire car just like on a dog. That don't make no sense! Get a
lip um oh oh oh I think I can just move this one normally now
You nailed it!
I have ascended to Dock Hood.
I have become one with my machine.
I am the Dock Worker.
I am hate.
Bam-bam-bam-bam!
I wonder where Port Wake is supposed to be?
That's the name of the place we're at right now, by the way.
In Sabre Interactive's Doct?
I need a re-center.
Oh, we've done so.
Give us your best cat call, Mr. Worker.
Me, yeah.
Perfect. I'm, oh my, I actually one shot both. The pickup and the end here.
Yep. Yeah, I think I was made for blue collar work.
I know they're Canadian. I know they're Canadian. That's okay.
J-Winnie, thanks for the...
We got to flip it.
It's rope time.
Y'all ready for this?
We got to flip it.
We got to flip it.
Y'all ready for this? Now this is one of Doc's most interesting features.
BOOM! I flipped it dude!
Holy... holy... waka moly!
Uh, what's going on here?
Oh, yeah.
It was not straight.
Dude, I'm docking out of my freaking gourd right now.
Considerepto. So this is called a portable locker room. I've seen many
construction sites with this exact shipping container on site. I always
assumed it was just like a... well not this exact one but I just assumed it was
just like a trailer. I guess it is technically a trailer. But also looks
kind of like a shipping container.
I think maybe we're supposed to do this one first.
I couldn't have flipped it though.
Okay.
Let's take a quick peek.
Back her up a little bit.
Correct.
Initiate.
Hmm. It counts. So I-I doesn't have to all be green.
Okay.
Well, it sounds too optimistic.
Okay, we got the construction materials for shipping office, level two.
Which we absolutely have to do.
Holy guacamole.
Oh, shh!
Office.
Uh, now...
We got orders.
Shut up.
Yep.
Oops.
Um...
Now we will do... Wait, we need...
At least 200, which is fine.
Uh, so we will pick...
This one because it has the biggest number right here
Then we're gonna claim that and then we're gonna go to economy processing
Oh
Wait, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good
Wait, we're not good
I feel like any of those orders would have been too much.
You know, maybe what we do is we sell one of these.
Hold on.
Required one straddle carrier.
So I sell one of my loaders.
I buy it at the sacri-yard.
Wait, do I have to park it?
Yes.
No, I already have that.
Okay, we're about to we're about to
We're about to make a necessary sacrifice
I think we can pick any vehicle for these
The question is like one of these reach stackers is
is able to do 340.
One of them is able to do 260, but I'm not quite positive which
one of these... they both say 300.
So I guess it doesn't matter. I'm gonna sell. I cannot...
why can I not sell?
Let's try dropping the...
F1 for information, no.
How much is the 10k?
I have to be able to sell this!
Why can I not?
You have to have two.
Alright, can we secretly do another job?
No.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Errrm, guys?
Maybe we can upgrade to the elseltseer.
Um, guys, yard B level 2.
I'm checking out upgrades because I do not have a Shroudle carrier.
um guys...
tasks?
no.
we have an emergency right now.
You guys want to see something cool?
Start the job?
I can't!
I can only work two jobs!
I have two days for the milestone.
Oh my god!
Alright, we're good.
Good looking chat.
I knew I missed something.
profit and loss at the end of the day minus 22,000
so you forgot to set up your cargo processing today you could process 300 more containers today
to make much more profit
dude what? oh
a doi
I forgot I removed this to see if I could sell it
a freaking doi
okay
Alright now we're only losing 1.9 as opposed to 22,000
You said the cargo processing and approving profits no, I can't
So we have to make new orders
Daily profit minus one point minus 13,000 I want one of these dude the straddle carrier
okay man that's how I actually saved us because I thought for sure as soon as I hit end day
we're gonna game over but I'm an idiot and overlooked one particular detail we
should be able to get what we want though
Double task.
So, I think ideally we want to get rid of these shitty little tractors and we want to have
like the straddle carrier doing this shit.
Thanks for showing me this gameboomer and I will purchase it.
And thank you Saber Interactive for allowing me the opportunity to show you this game chatter
Thank you
Jobs so
So milestone upgrade yard bead to level 2.
What do we need for that?
Yard bead.
We need a Stralcar.
Okay.
Which means we need money.
If we get the money, we can upgrade this.
We can grab the milestone for 50 construction materials.
Which I needed for something else but I don't remember right now.
Yippee.
Four containers fell off the ship onto a truck.
Remove them and free the vehicle.
First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the girl's Scarface.
That was kind of hard, man.
You guys know anyone growing up with a Scarface poster?
It was not me.
You had one.
Dude, and that's why I like you so much.
That's why I like you so much.
Okay, we're gonna have to grab the not fucked up containers first, I swear, because I'm
a blue collar worker, by the way.
Bring a little, uh, bring it into character here.
We're all lit.
Oh my gosh.
Well, we're doing everything to this thing, man.
Geez.
How do I go left?
I forget.
Oh, don't we?
Alright, how have we messed up?
Got it.
Boom.
I'm inventing people in my head right now dang it you dunderhead better get that
They're good. They're good. That container's center.
I know what to do, man. I think we have to flip this.
What?
I'm an idiot.
Now we hold off. Wait. Now we hold off. Now we hold off. Now we hold off.
I think we got it.
Dub.
I can't freaking see.
Now we switch back to 20 foot spreader mode.
You're sick of docking.
Yeah, I think I could pretty much beat anyone at this game actually.
Pretty confident, uh, it's no contest.
Boom.
They call that a swaying dock, by the way.
It's actually a legendary maneuver invented by John Dockman.
John Dock's.
He did it in 1923 when the storm was so bad that he couldn't even see street.
The golf ball size hails were slapping him in the eyeball.
He didn't have windshields back then so he was just sitting on top of a fucking tower.
John docks. I think about him every freaking day. He was my mentor.
I think I keep looking the wrong thing there.
Boom!
Nope, go up, go up.
You're first docking in some ways you only dock.
Yeah.
That's right.
You know what, you know what John Dox used to say to me?
And the portable locker
Yeah, you say you say kid there's more to life than docking, you know
But hell I don't know if I'll ever find out what and then he would drink from his dip cup I
Miss that motherfucker man
God, I miss him.
What happened to him?
Uh, jail for tax evasion.
You know, John Dox used to always say,
ain't no fucking way I'm paying my taxes,
I'm gonna bury my money in a hole behind my house.
And we all told him we were like John Dox.
That is tax evasion!
And he always said,
Well, technically I'm employed by this company, so already I am paying taxes that is taken out of my paycheck.
Which was not true.
We all warned him.
Roll it!
But it is.
But see the thing about John Dox is he was actually an independent contractor.
And the money being taken out of his paycheck was actually
uh... money
that was being spent.
Like him.
I'm many a drunken vendor.
is Alamone the Judy dogs it was a greedy one that is true
real go for
do not knock that off
stop swaying
Yeah, I'm thinking that's a mission complete, baby.
BOOM!
BOOM!
This looks unsafe.
Yeah, there ain't much safe about the profession.
I call it the profession.
The trade, if you will.
why that shit!
now, process, oh, yes
wait
arm guy
hmmm
Okay, I'm done, but we figured it out.
I don't think I have enough.
Wait for it.
Oh my god!
But I think we're meeting our milestone anyway.
No.
What?
We're loading 350.
What happens if we do this?
What happens if we do this we'll see
Hey, what 490 Phil
Thinking thinking go
I think this is from yesterday so we'll be well over this when we in the day so we're
good so we got a freaking dub skee is what you're saying
can I span these construction materials yes I can oh look at this never
mind I'm done I forgot I was gonna do this
That is a few more cargo processing chains should do the trick.
Economy.
Do you see how much upgrading to Strato-Carrier increased the yard capacity?
Yes, man. I saw that dad.
The Strato-Carrier will also help the reach stacker transport the cargo between the yards.
Any vehicle can move containers around the port, but the yards are only served by vehicles assigned to them.
We have enough capacity to take care of the milestone
We still have enough capacity to take care of all the water to use
And we'll have to pay a penalty for those but that's okay
Optimal capacity distribution is what we need to care about right now
If you feel overwhelmed you can always turn to AI help. Oh
Where is that I would love to see that
Where's the AI held?
$5,000.
It ain't paying for that, are you dumb?
Hell no.
Why is this only 100?
Oh, I see.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Um...
Um...
Oh my gosh!
Set 450 T.E.U. in the following columns. Unloading, transport, and loading.
I don't know if that's possible for us.
We can upgrade to the other sub now.
Score as big as your sub?
Yes it's possible just balance the T.E.U.
I don't think so.
I don't think it is possible.
I do not believe so, chatter.
Okay.
I'm thinking, duh?
It's not possible, chatter.
It's not possible.
If only I had AI help freak, man!
To say I would be like, hmm, yes.
It seems like you're having trouble balancing your T.E.U.
Have you considered using your last working operation in order to acquire more funding
to
Yeah, that's quite quite troublesome. What's happening right now?
Um
Shreddle carrier yard B
Yard G. That's where I stay
Um
Yeah
So there there exists a future in a world
where immediately after I end the stream I'm going to continue
my docked campaign.
But for now, unfortunately we gotta move on to other stuff.
So I would personally like to think Saber Interactive for sponsoring the stream
and don't forget
It's available on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X, Slash S, and PC via both Steam and the Epic Game Store, everyone's distribution platform, everyone's favorite distribution platform, Epic Game Store.
$29.99 in a deluxe edition for $39.99, dude.
Run the port command real machines earn and expand
And find out the secret to Bill's secret drug empire, dude
Thank you, this has been moon moon from the moon moon show don't forget game on gamers
All right cut
cut
Thank you
Was that good guys
We didn't take the lens off?
What?
Guys, what if I end up Microsoft Copilot?
I think it'll crash my computer.
I love AI so much.
I love A.I. so much A.I. A.I.
You can uninstall co-pilot? Nice.
What do you still have it?
I'm afraid to fuck with the bloatware that comes with Windows sometimes because uh...
Who knows?
What sort of instability not having this worthless AI companion could cause my computer, you know what I mean?
I don't know why, why is this dumb motherfucker in chat typing question marks, okay?
What the fuck you mean question marks? Have you used a computer in the last fucking seven years, you dumb bitch?
Chatters beat that guy's ass.
Jump that guy.
Fight your own battles?
I can dude.
That's why I'm making my kid do martial arts because of it if there's a kid that's like skateboarding near me at any point
Right and it pisses me off for some reason I
Sent him out there like a Pokemon dude, you know what I mean
Be this ass Billy
What do we play I have a couple of ideas but I want to hear I want to see your suggest arenas
Horsy game
Slay the spire to
Urm guys
I don't know if you want to see me do that continue Zomboid around good idea good idea
you.
Nightrunners Prologue or Descenders who are feeling something new bring. Do a single
run in DOS Future in Mugenics. You'll love the bus. No.
to RPG2 an innovative third-person action RPG where you can choose traditional
weapons to fight monsters fairly or activate cheats like godly powers the
unique voice controlled gear system lets you summon spells or enhance
yourself this is definitely an adventure you've never experienced before
This is a Chinese game. Not that I have any any issue with that
Yeah, I saw this when it came out
I'm looking at the pictures I got
What game?
Weird RPG 2?
Did this guy ever release, oh he did release Weird RPG 1.
dude like
why ok dude tell me all right tell me why
all time peak
from when this game released weird rpg 2
all time peak player count ok
543 on steam
It has six hundred and sixteen reviews.
It has more reviews than people ever played it at one time.
OK, now let's go.
Let's go peep for a moment.
All right, let's just let's pick a random game that came out.
Uh, maybe like a couple of weeks ago is let me
We do re-animal there's actually a lot of reviews in that way
Peak isn't total players I'm glad you took the five minutes to type out with your two fingers that message
maybe the sound of your stupid ass keyboard was so deafening you cannot hear me elaborate
and actually say like understand what I said that's fine that's fine I'm not interested in
playing week one again that interested having less fingers is not a moral failing you fat a
correct however typing with two fingers only is a moral failing um I forgot the
point I was trying to make anyway Chinese game man dude Chinese gamers bro
they always be reviewing games on steam huh that's crazy I wonder what the most
Reviewed game on Steam isn't it? Why is it black myth? Wukong
Wait nope it's probably TF2 actually it's like a 728k dude. It's counter strike. Let's see. Let's see
Counter strike one had 34k counter strike source
44k kind of strike global offensive nevermind so I hear
Sorry, I literally broken milestone before any game did
585,000
It seems like TF2 might be the most reviewed one, dude. That's crazy. Actually it says
recent reviews and English reviews, but when I go to a different game, it says recent reviews
and all reviews. So it's only, it's not even counting the foreign language reviews
for TF2.
Checks the S2?
2.4 million English reviews!
Why is it so much?
Wait.
The Counter-Strike 2 page is just the CSGO page.
Release date August 21, 2012. That is not when CS2 released.
It's a global offensives page? Yeah, okay. That makes sense.
Can't read every single one, please.
Alright, I'll pick a random one, okay? And how about that?
I'm going to scroll a little bit. I'm going to close my eyes.
All right.
Gaben, where my beta key?
2.5 thousand hours on record.
Not recommend that was recommended by that guy not recommended
Too many hackers and toxic plebs
Update colon we almost got 2024 and people still cheating in Counter-Strike 2
Imagine gabin isn't able to pay for an
Functional anti-cheat system speechless. I wish someone had paid for this guy's private school
So he understood basic English grammar, but that's okay. Obviously this guy with the 18,000 hours
Not recommended not recommended
ESL don't be rude dude as far my head can is that this guy is is natively American so it's not
And if he's not then yeah, I'm sorry
your college dropout true true not wrong however I know when to use a and and not
and cool docs not that bad not that bad closing thoughts if you like simulator
games? Do it up dude. Not bad they ran just fine. For me.
Spacewarlord baby trading simulator. No. I do the non-ad review. That is my non-ad
review I'm sorry that's not satisfactory to you dude all the fucking cynics in my
mug gaming space man you got you motherfuckers don't like anything yet you
can't comprehend anything that is it beyond the slop that's being served to
you dude
I
For I was gonna say
King cynical says what that twitch chat I've been on my anti-cynic arc for for literally years at this point
It is active attempt at self-improvement, but
Um
Yo, I said weeks now
Only one does these days is chase steam charts for number of the players here my two omega hot gaming takes one
Yeah, people do care too much about how many people are playing the game that they're interested in playing. Yes
And the tools that have been created for people to track that information has like negatively impacted
The ability for John Billy to hop on his computer see a game and be like that looks kind of cool
I'm gonna I'm gonna peep that out. You know and instead it's probably like oh, there's only like 400 people playing this game
That is not enough for me for some reason even though I'm only one person. There's not enough
This is a waste of my time
I just worked 15 hours at the the asshole cream filling factory and my asshole is so fucking pulped up right now
That I don't want to sit down and spend my 10 hours of gaming my 10 minutes of gaming on
Uh, TF2.
Um, my other hot take?
Okay.
Gaming wikis ruin gaming too.
True!
He says about himself.
Now there are there are obvious exceptions obvious exceptions
obvious exceptions obvious exceptions like a game like
Rimworld door fortress
Like places where you would need in it sometimes need an external guide or whatever
Um
Now I saw some chatters make the strategy guide argument, okay
I
Use strategy not strategy guys growing up
For like games like fun fancy seven fun fancy eight shit like that. Well, like I was literally
Ten years old my frontal lobe could not comprehend some of the words even in the the shitty final fantasy 7 English translation
So, I needed a strategy guide to compensate for my tiny brain, you know what I mean?
To be like, to just like tell me where I needed to go.
Or maybe I skipped all the dialogue because of my tiny brain.
My oblivion guide is so used it's disintegrating. Nice.
Oh, excuse me
He's blaming guys for shitty puzzle solving abilities as an adult honestly that they might be the reason why
They might be the reason why dude
Got moon ring I promise is good
Oh no one knows what the fuck this is
Yeah, this game looks great
Uh cheat guides and walkthroughs are also the only reading a lot of children ever did
Um
I was actually a pretty prolific bathroom reader, I actually read a fair amount of books growing
up just because I would sit on the toilet and read.
You only read the back of the shampoo, I was the back of the shampoo reader as well, I
was, I was.
Uh, did we unpin the sponsored message?
I think we did.
I'm gonna change my title.
Fuck.
fuck
um
Hello.
Make some freaks.
And the OG RuneScape guidebook with the wheelchair skeleton on the front.
What?
Oh, it's it.
So that's how I described this picture as a wheelchair skeleton, but what he meant to
say was it is a skeleton in a wheelchair.
Very different.
Very different.
One of those implies that the skeleton is handicapped in some way.
The other one implies that maybe he sat down because the wheelchair was the only thing that was nearby at the time.
Boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop!
I'm not gonna play Pocopia, no!
No.
I'm not really a Pokemon gamer.
I hope to God my ex did not show my kid that game, dude.
Oh my god.
Oh man, we're on a doka-pon kick right now,
dude, it freaking owns, man.
I don't need this kick coming up.
You'd be like, oh, Muppercopia, dude, I don't give a fuck.
I'll be right back.
Give me a second.
I'm gonna pick you some coffee.
Then we will resume the main attraction.
I got the music.
I'll be right back.
I
Did it almost played calm susser Todd. Well, let me pick a different stuff for you guys
The fuck what is this playlist hang on
All right, we got this, we got this.
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Thank you.
you
Sorry, my scheduled jersey mics over arrived.
I
Interested anyone in a oily number five
Mike's way of course of course brother
I've had the rosemary, parm bread, no.
Eat a salad?
Dude, this has lettuce and onions on it, bro.
I'm basically eating a salad.
You
Hmm
How wretched the man's gotta eat fellow
What up again I'm getting anxiety from the Casio Pia dude
What are we playing dude someone decide for me, okay?
I don't want to make a decision.
Zomboid? Alright.
Big Boss has to find out our heaven fellas. I don't remember where we logged out.
Same 10 minute gameplays loop.
Guard saw and break that guy's fingers.
Leave that guy's arm in the chamber!
I'll do that after shriek man that guy.
I'll turn him off right now though.
Boom.
Done.
I think.
Let me check.
Boom. Done. I think. Let me check. Don't play Slay This Fire 2, play Tomba 2.
I got disconnected from chat I'm back
Yeah.
Boing.
POE tomorrow?
I don't know man
Saying ten minute game loop dude, so I did there just some really fucking stupid ass shit
Dude literally all you do that game is left clicking to move and then attack dude
Over here, Ryan.
Our character is sick.
But why?
Yeah, shovel?
Oh yeah, we got humiliated by Ghostfire.
Oh my god, wait. The helicopter event just happened. There are literally zombies outside
my house right now. We might just die, actually. Hold on. Let's get behind the door. Will
I ate my Jersey Mike's number five.
We should rest.
You hear that?
That's a zombie outside, by the way.
They creepin'.
Why am I still sick?
Why?
Uh-oh.
I'm not infected, man.
Let's take a bath, hey what?
Check body temp?
Guys, the only way you can get infected by default is if you get bit and I have not
been bit.
I think.
I guess we'll find out.
by default you have to turn that on hmm okay then we might have actually been
infected
okay we're a little hot but we're wearing a lot of stuff
Hmm.
I got depressed.
You fucking sad as shit, man.
Papa Zanny.
Zanny too.
What the fuck do I have chickpeas on me?
I think we're dead.
I think we're dead.
We're dead to sickness.
I'm not sure I've ever had chickpeas IRL.
Oh, Thomas? Okay, I've had chick P's IRL, guys.
It was a sad song to be playing right now for the boss.
gonna get bit. Someone's gonna climb to that fucking window while I'm speeding up and just
kill me. Eat some of that bean and turkey soup, man. There's no way we're dead, though. Our
Our body temperature is fine.
Could just be a cold.
Dude, you guys are gonna feel so stupid when we're not done.
It's not good, it's not good, it's not good right, it's not good right now man.
Glaceration healed?!
Can I still be infected though?
Like if it didn't heal, that means I'm infected.
I'm hoping it's food poisoning.
I like food poisoning last night long, not true.
we have where's a weak stomach baby higher chance to have food illness
Boom!
We're done.
Hmm
You're not pick that up sleep
if you consider getting healthy yeah I'm eating my soup meet my soup hmm
Mmm, bean turkey soup.
What's the speed up button again?
Damn, we left the oven on all day.
That's not good.
Whoops.
F1 through F3.
Okay.
I don't think we have any, like, books to read, you know, that's kind of like a problem.
Ooh, what about...
Hold up.
Hold up.
We got big biceps.
How about that?
Probably should close this door.
We're so fucked. We're actually so fucked, dude.
Alex, thanks for sub-it.
Flashman's here, huh?
I need magazine!
We are slowly dying.
Oh, God.
Well, clearly we should go out with a bang.
shoot self no I meant like
something else
lost a fat
So, we can, uh, we can definitely die from food sickness because of our trade.
Um.
Oh, my God, man.
Oh, no.
We're Snake from MGS4 dude.
I'm just poor snake.
did shut up in game music
all right can we throw Molotovs from a car
Now.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Can we make it to Louisville?
I
My god
Yeah, our character's giga depressed.
Gig a anxious.
Gig a sick.
The turn radius ain't good on this, boys.
Oh my, I'm so good.
Oh, no.
throw it!
car shut up
Hahahaha
Holy fuck
Bip bip bip bip
we're just over
different place
BOOM
BOOM
Meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow uh solo custom custom wherever we started we started rosewood west
point let's do riverside riverside motherfucking they turn a man to a car
and a dog in a horsey. You're a fucking monster.
There he is.
I feel like I'm two hundred zombies on that character somehow.
Rainspear, they've sold.
Rookie numbers?
I mean that was...
200 sprinters, let's be clear about that.
Aminy, aminy, aminy, aminy.
Of course I start in the house without a fucking television.
Oh dude!
Okay, that's not good.
Oh, that's also not good.
Hold on, hold on.
Let's give it a quick little restart, shall we?
Is it even really worth it to continue if we miss TV time immediately at the beginning?
I'll think so.
i do not think so
god bless presets
bomb bomb bomb
captain bear k-leaks is up
why tb time
the television skills you up at certain points during the day
until the power shuts off
So it's like a limited resource to take care of a little bit of the grinding.
Yeah, I'm not surprised we started here again, honestly.
I think we just might be missing first TV.
I yield a Riverside spawn and I even like rolled the seed multiple times, but I guess it doesn't matter.
Oh, garbage stockings.
Hmm.
Oh my god.
Hurry.
We did it!
We did it!
Now time to sit down in this very unsafe house.
Meow meow meow meow meow. Ding. Why is my back bloody? Oh it's dirty.
I got a bottle opener nice nice get some cereal perfect for bulking up
Got a fresh beef patty
Yeah, I'm gonna eat that for no fucking reason and become a fat piece of shit again
No frying pan
You already are no
No
Never free your child
He's not wrong
But that cologne I can smell you from behind the screen
Liar bitch
Fire.
Bail bail bail bail.
Bail bail bail bail.
The church up there?
Where am I?
Hey man.
Y'all see a key on the ground?
Now let me know, okay?
There?
I don't know, that does not look like one.
Hold up.
Welcome to your birthday party?
What's for dinner?
Shrimp tacos says a random chatter and not the person I was talking to.
Hmm, I don't really like shrimp.
Please say goop every time you loot something.
Goop?
Goop?
Cake and cum, come glazing, wow.
Keep this hand, this entire hand.
Now I gotta go to church that day, I'm sorry.
You wouldn't want to take me from Jesus, would you?
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Is it Goop Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina scent? Yeah, yeah.
There's also a word.
Well well well.
Predictably there are quite a few zombies at the graveyard.
There's a well, well, well, you vote, what the hell?
No fucking way.
This truck could have some real good shit in it.
Hey, watch.
How did you see me?
Come on in!
Bandage?
Uh, we're gonna need a gas mask.
He's got car parts.
Where the fuck am I?
T-bag the zombies, bruh?
You're really gonna disrespect the dead like that, dude?
Got him.
So this chatter's a piece of shit, understood.
I wanna check that shit.
Think about a hotline Miami played there?
You know, I've never played that game.
But also, I don't really want to.
What are you doing?
That's why I didn't want to swing at first, but I was like, it might be safe.
It was not fucking safe, by the way.
It's okay, because we found a motherfucking crowbar, dude.
Yes sir!
Yeah, I'm thinking that that's W.
Me, what I'm kai-san at?
Thank God you looted that shed.
Oh
Dude, okay. Oh my god
No way.
Oh my!
All right, this has to work.
Oh, fuck!
I keep hitting the wrong fucking button dude.
I like we've ever survived a house alarm in this doll sprinter mode.
tall fence dude we were we were slightly winded to I did not think we're gonna be
able to climb that fence
sound extra something oh my god we clutched up we clutched up we did clutch
up I mean look I don't think there's many people alive who could have did what
I just did is what I'm saying
Three book three about the turbulent 60s shall we
Yes
Goullam see the show it
Imagine if you paid 5,000 currency to have that have an AI climb that fence for you dude
Opportunities missed, fellas. I wonder if we can still chop this with the hunting knife.
I'm hearing several zombies outside.
Shall we take a peek?
Come in!
Well, not dead, oh god, do not break them.
Is my game too loud for you guys by the way?
I may have fucked up.
I turned down a little bit.
Is it good?
we got to turn back up a little bit
metallic dress digital watch holy shit
Okay. One of these cars probably works. Regular zombie? Holy shit. What's your name? Franklin
Harman 100% do we round it up guys there's 1% Walker 1% fashion the dodge
soldier 69 it's got fucking spoiler it was happening
hey why is this one also slow that's a lucky pull right there boys
Yeah
Archey
It is 97% spurs I just rounded up I'm click baiting. Okay
Um, I think the trunk no longer exists on this also the window
I want to bust the window open. I don't know what the radius is though.
The key in here? Engine's dead.
Nothing in the car.
Dodge Charger though I'm teasing myself right now. What if though? What if though, dude?
Can you imagine? Can you fucking imagine for a moment?
That truck looks nice, dude.
Are they all lifted or is the wheels in a different place?
Alright.
Oh, my... I did it too early.
It's got no gas.
Burner, burner, burner, burner.
Fuck, I might just smash those.
I don't know why I'm checking these.
Is that a zombie Crip walking?
Yeah.
There's nothing in any of these cars.
I guess except for the fucking key.
I think this is the one we have the key for.
May.
Uhhh, cancel that. We do have a key for that.
Oh god, there's something wrong with this car that we did not realize at first.
Maybe not.
No gas?
Yeah, there ain't shit in these cars, so...
What's the plan, though?
What's the plan?
I feel like I need to keep looting, which means we might not be able to just drive out of here.
Okay.
He's going around. He's so smart.
Hi, buddy.
They don't read my resubmessage?
Uh, potentially, potentially.
The car key, buddy.
The Franklin valueline.
That is the van.
man. I think that zombie, the lady zombie on the right has been stabbed. There's another
key in here for this car. Don't you worry 1969 Dodge Charger with the very ugly spoiler
I'm coming.
Landscaping. Hmm.
You think a landscaping truck could have a sledgehammer in it?
You totally use a sledgehammer for landscaping, right?
Fuckin' murders you.
The only place we could really get a hose?
I have to turn this game into a third person game because good lord the camera angle and character movement is so bad.
Uh, I think I...
It feels great to me, so I don't know. Maybe it's like a...
Skill issue?
Mayhaps?
I want to check this truck.
My preference.
That reads like someone who played maybe like two or three lives in the game up and was
like this game is too hard but I'm about to justify it in a way that does not like
congruent with me getting owned because I was too lazy to learn how to play the
game. Just gotta wear it.
Backpack!
Got books in there?
Will we find a better backpack than small backpack this run?
That guy's a mother too?
Yeah, and that guy's a mother's a whore as well.
Yeah, fuck you.
you for liking different things than me, bitch.
Hi.
Oh.
Nothing.
flashlight dub pager dub there is no key there might be oh wait
hatchet hmm I think it's worth carrying around for me no motherfucking no
Sledgehammer, huh?
El?
All right, is there anyone directly around us?
There's stupid ass tall zombies.
What was the...
...sir...
Oh god.
There's like a search key.
A shortcut for...
...search mode.
What is it?
And... this chatter's a knower!
I don't think we're gonna get a key.
Actually, I don't even know how much fuel it has.
Zero!
Zero! Good condition though.
This looks like a road that's on the edge of town.
We don't have any food right now.
I'm a buddy.
I'm above it.
Oh shit.
Key residents.
evil yeah we're gonna do we're gonna do our epic where wins meet sponsor tomorrow
guys don't worry
oh
don't fucking worry I'm gonna start at 1 p.m. tomorrow yeah there's a lot of
Zombies.
Oh god, we got some wandering ones.
Dude, fuck this neighborhood.
You create some pretty good fucked up monstrosities in that game.
I'm only allowed to spend 10 minutes on the character creation.
I told you guys my original plan was to, uh,
spend the entire segment making a character, but they thought of everything.
They thought of fucking everything, dude.
Sure with the social crap for that stream?
Um, I don't care what you guys type when I'm doing sponsored stuff.
I truly don't.
I truly don't.
Just don't flash it on the overlay.
That's about it.
That's about it.
What is that down there?
Hmm.
Is there a sellout, I would say?
Unfortunately twitch uh
Sold us all out many years ago fellas. That's just the way that it is man. I'm so fucking sorry. I wish it wasn't like that I
Tried almost ten years. I tried man
I don't know why I didn't watch my stream, it's up to you.
You want my social as well before we get started you're bound by taxes for me.
Bamboni, thanks for subbing.
Oh fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, I need that.
Doink.
Opener collection complete.
Oh, geez.
I need some water. I'm parched. Speeding ticket, alcohol wipes, W. Brother.
Oh, double bag.
It's like a cool looking one.
Whoa.
I've never seen this double bag.
I don't think I can carry everything.
Oh yeah, we can.
It's like Neon Pink.
I think I've ever heard this song before.
Yoink. Yoink. Yoink.
Why didn't I put them in there, you ask?
Cause I'm an idiot.
I don't think we need a funnel.
Ropes for big animals.
We don't need that yet.
Don't need electrical wire.
Probably do not need a box of batteries.
I
Have to do wash your robe like every week
Is that enough for you
We need some booze.
Oh yeah, hold up.
This is why I need booze.
Molotov cocktail.
Chippies.
The first time I've seen ports.
Oh my!
Where the fuck are you going?
That door broke.
Mama Mia.
Drink the beer.
Why is it so strong?
Hey, port's wine.
I thought it was like an ale.
I was just drinking an entire bottle of wine.
We'll be alright.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Whoops.
Oh
Okay, just help with the wall then bitch
Okay, not good not good
I should not have drank that entire bottle of wine or Reno for the salt and
Vinny's that they're on the fucking floor
I had Ponkeys mmm I'm gonna puke but they're great
don't need the whistles you get I think you can equip the whistles and
then your cube becomes a whistle right meow meow meow meow
Sorakko
sour cream and cheddar is better.
Hell no.
Really, there's a TV in this bar.
Oh, maybe upstairs.
Is there an upstairs?
I'm so fucking drunk, man.
Sick this dirty trash rag for later use.
Nothing, dude.
Dude, there's Barso Hoppin.
What's his name?
You did an impression of Obama ordering at Panda Express.
Hmm.
Oh, let me be clear.
I would like a number five.
Number five is my favorite.
Fried rice.
You know that shit's goaded on the sauce.
How about that?
Is that good?
This guy's never ordered from Panda Express.
Um...
I haven't, actually. I've been to Panda Express one time.
The hell?
one time and it was kind of by accident
but I live in Washington and we have this thing called Teriyaki
it is
uh... like panda express but even the worst area occupies is probably like
asset or actually
uh...
usually better
there's so many so
usually better
I think we should make a drop off at our car, bots.
Cheese.
Milk.
Yeah, we probably shouldn't drink that.
I don't know why the cow's milk doesn't go bad.
Margarine.
You can make dough with that, guys.
You know that?
Dough!
but I think RE9 I will say that I honestly I think it's probably one of the
games that I put the most thought into giving a post game review about and it
was also simultaneously the one that made chatters the most mad there's a lot
a lot of a lot of resident evil uh
apologists
i honestly it's kind of embarrassing because they like these are probably the
same people who pop in a twitch i'd be like this game's
fucking ass dude like five minutes in but like
you expect me to
It was a watered down Resident Evil game with semi-interesting callbacks and a
semi-interesting advancement to their otherwise ridiculous anime overarching
story. That's that's Resident Evil 9.
Howie!
I'm here buddy!
Where is the fucking junkyard? It's up there.
We gotta drop off into car.
This can't be Hollywood style game bro, it's not that deep.
I mean counterpoint what I said it's not that deep
It was a short game to felt short
I think the uh I tried to be pretty thorough. I think the average person that
peeps that game probably won't be and they'll probably end up with like 17
hours played.
Dude turn around please.
I got 16 hours and got more completed than you.
Yeah, I mean look.
Prove it.
One, two.
There's a difference between me and you playing alone in your room, you know what I mean?
Like...
I gotta talk to assholes like you, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
That takes some time.
As this compared to Overwatch, thank you.
I would say much better than zombies run around you what are you doing buddy this truck has
18 space dude.
Oh, you know what.
What them capers in that be?
That cheese in that be?
Keep the milk.
We ought to drink this.
Now, look, there they are.
Capers are gross?
What the hell?
Capers are delicious.
That's a farm, I think.
It has a fence.
Do you think we can sneak into this house?
What mythic did I do in WOTR?
Uh, I didn't actually get to pick ya before I stopped.
Bump, beep, bump, beep.
I was going to do the chaotic one, or there ain't no way, man.
They're just like skipping through the fucking...
I think it was Luzada.
Did I finish all fancy tactics?
Nah.
Please.
Okay, let's steal some TVs, shall we?
Okay, that was extremely fucking loud and that kind of pisses me off that it started out literally one from the maximum volume.
Hopefully zombies don't mind that.
White noise. Why the music stop?
Um, guys?
That's an oat milk alternative for milk?
Well...
As was predicted by South Park, I guess.
Isn't that where the guy goes, uh, I'll have my dairy-free. Isn't that what that's from?
Flexed out, so I think I'm like, I think I'm slightly lactose intolerant.
That said, I've never tried nut milk. I know the like hippies like that shit.
Everyone is not everyone. Not everyone.
Cash you milk is good, but how do they make milk out of cashew? What is the strategy?
You definitely had some milk from nuts nice, dude nice
They grind it
You know the only thing you get in ground here is her
With your profile
you don't get it this guy said yeah well let's go to town we gotta save
operation save the Dodge Charger begin
Come on, man.
Operation Charger.
Start.
Oh.
Why Moon Moon looked like how I'd imagine Edgar Allen Poe?
Taking your profile picture?
Why does that chatter look like a nice guy?
Thanks for tuning in, bro.
Daps you up.
I'm stopping the circle of violence.
Do not call me a pussy.
Keep on the non-dairy video if you want it.
Be good.
Be good.
I saw a, uh, oh look at that.
What do you think that is?
I guess I might not be able to see it.
I read that...
a guy died because he tried charging his phone with a computer charger in his car overnight, or some shit.
He died of carbon monoxide poisoning.
Just a little warning for you guys, okay?
Left his car running. I wonder why they felt the need to include he was charging his phone.
Like is like that being the excuse?
So, question about carbon monoxide from car poisoning.
What if you're like in a parking lot
and you leave your car on and you sleep over now?
You're not gonna get carbon monoxide poisoning, right?
Cause you're not in enclosed space.
Dude, that's crazy, man.
Unless her exhaust is plugged.
Can someone tell me why they would plug their exhaust in a car?
If your exhaust is blocked like his was.
Oh, to kill someone, that's why you would do it.
Yeah, that's not epic.
Not epic.
It sure isn't Big M, okay, girl.
Don't like that, don't like that.
I always check my exhaust pipe for a raw potato just in case.
Wouldn't have to do that with a Tesla.
That's all I'm saying.
Rest in peace to my streamer.
He exploded in a Tesla.
Kaboom.
Ka-plow.
This is the second Poncho zombie I've seen today and I feel like I never see these guys.
ahhh
always open the window in your car
bro I drive with my window down even if I've got the AC on
I'm gonna be honest bro
not all the way down but you know I do like a
an 80% down
sometimes 50, sometimes 20
bottom
Baaal baaal baaal baaal baaal
It is what it is man I don't like I like for me
Driving especially in the highway when I've got all of my windows up does not feel natural to me
Like I have to hear like the road for the air
I don't know
It is almost too relaxing and meditative for me to drive with all of my windows up
Sorry, not on the highway, but like you know like roads where it's like 45 plus like before like if I'm going 80 miles per hour
I'm probably gonna close my windows. I'm gonna be honest
But you know like 45 like 65 dude like that's a window down for me. I'll be honest
You try with no music on. I mean, lately I've been doing that as well.
Someone said I was above Riverside and I just realized that's not possible because Riverside to the north of Riverside is a river.
which means that going southwest to reach riverside is not possible because we
would have to cross a river so fuck you twitch chat are you stupid bitch
going southwest is taking you to the mall that mall is fucked up I have seen
that mall that mall is not survivable not survivable actually not survivable
and let's do I'm gonna be honest you need a lot of guns if you're the crew yeah
if you have like one or two other people in a lot of guns it's probably a
survivable but with with 97% sprinters you gotta be on your game if you're gonna
clear a path into there to actually lose it
You're playing state of decay, no.
Oh!
Y'all want some milk, dude?
What are you taking about, taking guns to them all?
It's the 90s, bro.
I love the 70s till I nuke mod and then I rampage season till the zombies, probably my
favorite Zomboid mod.
Yeah, that's a play once mod for me, I think.
I did not like having to contend with their laser vision and abilities who seek me out
no matter where I was to shoot me with guns from around corners.
I get shot in the neck and die. Literally die, dude.
Hi.
Wimp.
I wonder where I should grab my car.
Nah.
Nah.
Remember to drink your milk!
God, God bless this crowbar.
We've seen an inordinate amount of not sprinters, dude.
This is weird.
Well, shall we have a seat?
Gotta keep your energy!
Fun girl or Mime girl, uh, how about you quit jerking off, you fuckin' pervert?
Well, the key to adventure is extra-submitters, think of these extra-submitters.
About the title says, 100% sprinters.
There you go, buddy.
My coffee is room temperature.
What switches and dem keyboard?
Exclamation point keyboard.
Yep.
Box pale blue.
Can you please look at me?
Please.
I swear I'm using the same config.
I swear to Gog.
You gotta believe her me.
That's my Zomboid DPI.
6-9.
Don't forget, guys.
Stream begins at 1 tomorrow again.
1-2.
Is this the bar?
Wait, we haven't been there.
What am I going to play?
Ooh, we have an epic where wins meet sponsor.
It's going to be awesome.
We're going to channel our Wuxia powers to have sex with another monkey.
He's going to swear a life's debt to murder and punish me.
What?
Wusha?
Is that how you pronounce it?
Oh god.
Oh god.
How'd you get back there?
I need my back covered.
May use that money for another moon jam? Maybe, maybe. Might just wipe my ass with it and set it on fire, though.
Blackjack, Julien, Kymer, thanks for subbing.
97 ATK, wait. That guy's like, he's like 75% done, dude.
Sick RuneScape reference, it was on a reference.
A chatter just hit 97 attack dude.
I'm not even that powerful, and I'm one of the most powerful RuneScape players.
Oh, oh my god
Well, that's not good
I heard someone hitting a window
Bom bom bom
What's in the new Poop 2 trailer?
No.
What is Poop 2?
Is it like Sex 2?
The latest innovation?
Hey man, man, man!
Oh poop to the Mario Kart server I forgot about poop to man fucking hate that guy
how do you remember that guy hold up oh okay now the question is do we sleep in
in this car. He's on the ground? Oh yeah right there. Wonder if it's for the taxi? Yep.
Good looking chatter. Also I don't really know how you fucking saw that.
No guess.
There's another one near the laundromat?
Dude, how the fuck do you see that?
I guess I'm not looking for it.
Oh, hey, man.
I think that zombie is trying to run at me right now, but it can't.
We got to sleep.
I don't know where we can do that.
Wait, there might be a soda in here.
Hang on.
Soda!
Where's the rice back here?
Where's the rice back here?
What the hell?
Hoola!
Ooh, two-liter.
Yep.
Oh, hey, man.
Fucking kills you, bitch.
Alright, we gotta clear this place out real quick.
Hey, fella.
There are several zombies outside- OH MY!
There's a snake so strong dude so masculine bro oh my god
Hmm
Hey, no, I don't think so
I'll take a shell
We got some mustard
some fruit jam some BBQ sauce I'm big on a seasoning in this game any any other
fellow seasoning aficionados in this bitch when you're playing dude or if I
see some rice vinegar oh fuck dude that's a rare drop for me bro that's a
The sushi drop man!
uh...
what else you got fella?
I think ginger ale has caffeine in it.
Oh my god.
Okay, all we need is a rubber hose.
And we goochie.
We're tired again.
Mmm.
this cola it's not working make this grape soda it worked
can't it dries not real ginger ale true true now burners mmm yeah we gotta find
something we can sleep in. Candidries the goat? Bro, you don't know what you're freaking
talking about.
All right.
Good.
Where's the light?
Found it.
Give me a fucking hose.
No, I don't want Tortilla.
There's a lot of good shit in here, though.
Giga blind to hoes.
Dude, this guy actually just lied.
IRL.
There's a hose in the other room, you missed it.
I'm sorry to get pissed off, I'm gonna be honest.
I got sneezed.
I chew I think we can get away with sleeping in the car but maybe not sus they've been
saying there's a hose for like 10 minutes where
Bottom shelf of store. Oh
My god
Chat yo chat w. Yo w dude
This car is cool, but you know we gotta go with the charge boys
How much gas is this?
Three liters?
Not bad.
Not bad.
Yo, chat, dude!
You need glasses?
I wasn't mentally locked in, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm pretty sure these cars do not have gas on them, but we're going to check real quick.
It's time to deadlock in.
I was getting tickedocks from a guy who was giving deadlock tips and that's how he would
like he would sign in for the tip video or whatever. It's time to deadlock you.
That is awesome. That's kind of cool to me. I mean, I'm not a suck with it, dude.
Do you like things for sub-
It's time to resident evil in. Yes!
But don't I have a catchphrase?
As part of joining an agency, I also came up with a catchphrase that's
Haha! Game on gamers!
It's gamer time. And you do have to say the full thing by the way sorry.
really was that it?
Well, what do we got in the trunk 69
Low
What's so wet
We got the emergency molotov, we don't have a lighter though, no lighter.
him as one does for the paper for some fucking reason okay yeah I was gonna say
I really like our Hawaiian shirt, but that is just a yellow shirt with a lot of blood on it.
Dude.
Oh no.
Oh no.
She not in good condition, Chad.
That other car, though, is in good condition.
I wonder if we can carry everything over there.
I think we sleep first.
Hello, Steve the kind.
now
surely nothing bad will happen right fellows
Dude, imagine how fucking terrifying doing what he just did would be.
I don't think we talked about this the last time I streamed Zomboi, but man.
Holy moly, dude.
Catch me never doing that shit.
me or me we're gonna drop you and then you would simply do it because you're a
Chad. Me when I lie for no fucking reason. Why do you do that? 3.9 not bad, not bad.
The other car is cool the dash a leader, whatever got so fucking dark
Hey, big M. What are your thoughts on Kim Jong-un naming his daughter as a successor big dub for feminism?
Yep
W's in the chat
Oh, there's a lot of zombies.
I'm fucking idiot.
Oh, no.
Surely we do not get infected, right, fellows?
Surely we do not get infected, right?
This is why you said infection time to instant screw waiting.
How about an idea?
I'm in extreme pain.
huge yes step into the quarantine zone over there body heat generation what am I
need to be what do I need to be looking for here
It's only 25% what's the odds dude?
One in four.
yeah thank you smart ass
50-50 you there you get infected or you don't gee I sure hope I know that would
I'm stuck. Am I right?
Okay, where do we attend still?
What am I missing here?
Let's get some water and then get the hell out of here.
So I've transferred things one by one you're triggering me?
Hey, I transferred those books at the same time.
Maybe I wanted the extra exercise, bro.
What? Is there no water on? What the hell?
Did they not pay their bill?
There's shower with toilet water?
If there's one thing that our character saw at Snake, who I am by the way, learned.
It's about survival, dude.
In the jungle.
Where I'm from.
Perfectly clean water outside.
See, for the uninitiated chatters that guy's lying. This water is not safe to drink.
Let's fucking roll, dude.
Turns on the radio?
Hold it.
Shit up.
Just like turn dude. I don't even know where I'm going. I'm gonna be honest.
I know where I am.
We can get back to the house that we were at.
Yeah, let's check that bitch again.
Do not hit the tree
Oh my god
Rescue for map
Nice one dude.
Where am I?
I know where I am.
I'm gonna flip this, bitch.
Turn the radio off.
Fucking laceration man.
Gosh darn it.
Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba.
There's that adhesive bandage, I feel like it should get dirty a lot faster.
Moquartilics or something?
Lime out, chat, remember, guys remember Chungus Amungus.
Hehehehe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I remember.
I remember.
Yeah.
I remember.
I remember.
Yeah.
I remember.
I remember.
Yeah, I'm in but I don't know why I'm doing this. I will not be remaining here. Remember
Harambe dude I'm in jail I always kind of hated Harambe if I'm being honest
you didn't know what it was like dude
It was a very confusing day as someone who streamed twice a day having people come in
in the evening and be like, dude they killed Harambe and I'm like what?
What is you talking about?
Who is that?
It was a fucking gorilla dude.
Who cares?
Who cares?
He was the nicest gorilla?
Bro, he didn't he like kill a kid or some shit?
I don't know.
No?
Damn.
I think I've been met...
I think I've been fed misinformation about Harambe, guys.
Ha ha ha.
When your 65 year old uncle says,
Damn I think I've been fed misinformation.
Boom!
Can't believe Harambe let Iran to getting bombed.
Dude you can't just be like, oh yeah Harambe dying is why Iran got bombed.
Because you can say that about literally anything in history dude.
Well, it comes back to Harambe?
No, it doesn't, bro.
Well, it comes back to Julius Caesar, if you think about it.
Even earlier, bro.
There's shit over here.
warming is because Harambe died if you think about it? No. Stop making up these ridiculous
claims. Do not let them cook. Turn off the oven. God, I hope we didn't get infected.
There's no fucking way, right, dude?
We got infected on Elaceration.
Damn, that chatter was right.
I remember literally one of them was like...
Like someone pointed out the sweating when it wasn't appropriate.
I was like, should have, bitch.
they were squeaking right the whole
squeaking time man
we're being a hotter bite in queasy by
now I don't I think I don't think we would
get queasy this early but maybe maybe
I don't know why I thought the only way
to get infected was getting through was
uh was through bites well actually i think it's because i'm an idiot
i apologize now i apologize now that's you by the way
what i am bam bam bam there's something you turn on yeah i know you
can change how it's transmitted
am i so dirty again
apologize now that's you by the way
boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop drink the toilet water
hmm hmm Harambe's death media requires a mean culture memes and social media
becoming part of political strategy manipulative idiocy valued over
competency in congress iron war okay
I guess it's a screen.
Dude, it's all just a kawinky-bink, man.
No slenders, oh.
Let me bear back.
I got the music.
Let me get some more coffee.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Wait, I freaking love this song.
I freaking love this magic sword song.
Boom.
And then he wakes up on the toilet.
I
Amg pancake six for seven
Several clients party junior and many many ochre face or seven
Hey, you know, I'm not you got you got the sub badge of my eternal gratitude brother
Or brothers
In arms and I'll see you in ball home rest assured
I'm starting to question the sprinter ratio here. We've seen a lot of shamblers
Oh god. I forgot our arm is wounded. So that's a 100%. I said it's a 97 because I wanted to
see like a little wee bit of variety. You know what I mean? Get excited. You're like,
Oh yeah, look, it's a sew one.
Spice it up a little bit.
You know what I mean?
Harambe was in the Epstein files. You can't put it up.
He was.
Oh, what kind of helmet is that?
Crash helmet.
I'll lock it with a photo of something too faded to make out.
Where's it?
Open up!
Any bad men in here?
Ooh, modern trains.
My fave.
I need that marker, actually.
Loon and I sent you that $500 Google Play card.
You said you were going to play Deadlock with me, but you blocked me on Discord.
Probably an accident?
Yeah, I got you, man.
Looks at camera.
Goofy music begins to play.
What's the deal with $500 Google gift card?
Whenever you're trying to lock in, do you say there's self-focus, M?
Actually I have been doing that.
I'm in.
Um bum bum bum bum bum bum me meow meow me meow meow meow me meow meow meow me meow meow me
What I'd be would I play slay the spire to
Guys I'm not really a card game gamer
someone say it's because I'm stupid me I like to lie to myself and say it's
because I'm impatient
they played inscription yeah but that was different
You played the Muscles one?
You know about the Ballet Rollight game where you play the guy who gets too roided up?
That game was awesome.
Damn it's sweet.
Whoa, I'm in pain.
You pussy.
Takes multiple pain pills. Yeah, I'm thinking it's sleep time.
You're like Killzone? No.
We gotta wake up though. We gotta wake up though. Nice.
Just in time, baby.
Clock strikes 12.
Midnight arrives.
Woodcraft.
Scale 6 for 7 says, ahhhhhhh!
Missile 6 for 7?
Well, let's keep driving!
What do you do?
I drive.
Hey, fall over, though.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry for ruining your immersion.
I heard that.
Bunks really see this combat and say they're shit fire.
Hey man, keep another marathon round, dude.
Hey, buddy.
Oh my...
Yeah, they're eating that guy.
That TV's gonna fuck me hard, actually.
is it a gunshot as well or you didn't have shit on him
Oh, no, stop.
Does that wispy part not itch on your head?
No.
Okay, sour cream.
I've literally never seen this in this game.
I fucking love sour cream.
Mmm, yeah.
Mmm.
You like ranch too?
I could take or leave ranch if I'm being honest.
It's a...
It's our Korean clears the fuck out of ranch.
I like ranch, the only time I like ranch is on pretzels.
But not even like a real pretzel, like...
Um...
Like the Rolls-Golds, I'm talking about.
But even then it's not my favorite thing to have...
pretzels. There's no good white sauce. What about Alfredo, hello? McDonald's CEO
eating yeah he didn't do a very good job with that I love this product now
that's content product I obliterated this trunk I know it was already obliterated
like. Now that's product right there. Please. Oh my God. There's no fucking window. I bet
there's a bit sweet in there though. Thoughts?
Ah!
Guys, what if there's a 1969 Dodge Charger with a spoiler on it?
The Taurus USB fix was hope it says go find Fentanyl Frank.
Boom.
Actually, not bad.
The box trap and real boots. I'm not sure I can afford to wear boots. An
compass. Does this even work? Oh yeah, look at that.
that's a me I've never seen that
oh yeah now we're camo boys
Hmm, maybe we keep the sneakers.
Look at this motto, G. The 69 Dodge Charger.
You mean the one that I got?
Yes, sir.
We need...
uh respirator you have the one with the spoiler yeah
It was unfortunately gigafucked up when we saw it though.
We're gonna grab this generator.
We're future-proofing right now, fellas.
Am I wearing a bathrobe?
No.
This is a replica of Dracula's favorite Victorian era robe.
And you're mad.
And fuck you.
I feel like I can already tell that my running is slower.
He likes to pretend to be that playboy dude, dude chatter.
You know who you're talking about.
Don't truncate his name.
Where are you?
Hi.
Hi.
The whole ass baseball team in here.
Hi.
So many deaths yet? Yes. If you count dying of infection...
I don't know how many deaths were at before that. Oh god.
Squish.
I need a kitchen knife.
Where's the fillet?
Boom.
Get some salt and vinnies, some BBQ.
Empty pot, very important.
Tesla blood splatter on the wall.
Oh my god, dude.
Oh my God.
I cut these into planks.
Drill plank.
Oh.
Ding.
Does anyone know if having stuff in the car slows it down?
Any knowers?
A chatter says, can you use smelling salts to cure a tummy ache?
I think you should just poop.
Let's go poop.
You got this, chant.
our bandage hmm how I just infected that bitch twice that doesn't mean we're
infected it just means our wound is infected
Okay, alright what's going on over here?
I wonder if you're invisible when you're like crouched along a wall like this?
backspotted. Why am I so tired? Oh my god. Oh no. I ate sleeping pills instead of pain
killers. Yeah, we're on the Benadryl right now. Let's drive a little bit on our sleeping
pills shall we? The hat man comes. I think in this particular delusion I am the
hat man. That's on lemon flavored desserts. Normally delicious.
But I get to survive a real zombie apocalypse, yeah cause we would all hang out and be nice
to each other, right fellows?
Oh, time to sleep and die.
No betrayals.
would be honest about if they got bit
maybe a wild blueberry banana lemon sorbet
sounds really good
make fun of my mother every week
give me give me time to repent dude i'm sorry about your mother
It's already a fat bitch of a mom, dude.
Youch!
Oh my- GOD!
Oh my god, we fucked our car up so bad.
It's 6% gas, fellas.
Throw a better on sleeping pills.
Maybe we should take some more of those.
So risky to go so fast here.
ever do it. Dramatic car crash music intensifies. The sound of addiction to sleeping pills.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna wear your hat.
6-0 and Brookie Shep and Smith and Westie and Honey Rhythm Bakes for 7.
Hey, come over here big man.
It's a slow shambler.
That's a legendary draw right now actually.
Hey Susan T Happy and Gedwin and GoFu, they should've...
I'm here and squealing, but I ain't seen no Zambi.
What the?
The sturdy door, fellas?
It just opened.
Come on in.
I'm tired again.
I would think we fully slipped off our, uh, our, uh, our Benner drill binge.
Oh my god, there's more.
Just a time.
Jesus.
Peanuts.
Pingas. You guys remember that?
I think we're going to- oh.
We got to stop fighting.
oh my god
it is merely landscaping stuff
new crowbar
will keep them both
Omega we're stacked on the crowbar right now, dude
Gun it was not a gun
I sleep on the ha the bail. Oh comfort poor
I would like to sleep in my car I think
I don't want guns and sprinters I think ultimately they're it's probably the best way to deal
with them they obviously like
over huh like once I have enough ammo and enough guns it's 99 degrees of this bitch
man that's too much that's on the new f1 team outie getting p9 and p10 and free practice one
dude that's so awesome aside to everyone else what is this guy what is blood talking about
What is blood talking about?
Hey, everyone.
I fucking love F1, you're fucking stupid.
I did not, I did not trash F1 this time.
Here jail.
Bed time.
Good night everyone, we got the sex light on? Mmm, sex too light?
Please trash the regulations and F1 move.
Dude, it's so poopy how they gotta like...
Refuel mid-race, dude.
That makes me mad.
Drink all of this cola.
Now eat this peach.
Now take a shower real quick.
No, I don't think so.
No, I do not believe I will do that.
No, no, no, no, no.
Uh, all clothing.
Our weapon.
me when there's no wash everything why my duffle bag looks stupid anyone agree
Where was Duff- Oh, she's in there.
Duffel 1?
Is it more size-efficient to store stuff inside of another bag?
Any knowers?
Like, if I were to leave this other bag in my car.
It isn't anymore.
Only for organization.
Okay.
I don't get why it's not more efficient, but...
What the frick do I know?
can even fit three planks. Wait, why?
Hmm?
What's the new zoning laws allowing more high-rise apartments to be built in the town I live in?
Um
That's suck man, sorry
Orless phone
Have you tried the year later starting this where everything is overgrown no, I haven't
Um, what's the issue?
I think, dude, what?
Is it too big?
Yeah.
I hear by Chris and the blank bag.
That's on my town's local school board election?
Sorry, I haven't been following that one.
What are these questions, dude?
This car is so fucked, man.
Light on.
Where's Mon Buzzo in your to-do list?
I did not like that game.
Hope this helps.
Ever Fent Adulterant minus Xylazine.
Also Xylazine here.
Hey, it's the house.
I think.
Hmm.
Is this the- yeah it's the same one. No it's not, it's a different house.
Hey come on fellas!
Check the woods behind me, this is a terrible idea.
Wait, we're back to swing in full speed.
Cubano vs. Bon-Me?
I do not like Bon-Me.
I don't like an excessive amount of meat on like sandwiches and shit that I have, but...
I don't like it. Dude, that shit is just like, like, where's the meat, bro?
Where'd the meat in the bon meat? Where'd that meat at?
Motherfucker, you are John Pork.
Don't call me that.
I do not like Bond me though. I'm sorry. I'm the wrong person.
There it is. M1911 with a tritium pistol sight. Whoa.
Auto magazine.
No ammo.
45, huh?
Get you waiting, huh? You're pretty good.
Stop talking.
You're pretty good. You're pretty good.
Dude, say it.
45, huh?
Yay! Yay!
Giga Rare Good Moon Food Take.
I just want you to know, Chatter is just being you right now, man.
Me and you, fella. Take the key.
Lady Geist or Celeste?
Lady Geist.
A doi? There's a dead rat in there. I wonder if there's a way to cook up rat to where your character isn't repulsed by it.
leave her good enough by cooking
sounds kind of nice
corn pickle
Gordon Ramsay cooks rat no he doesn't are you real right now
He did they take a bite
Knocks you over. Oh, you took a McDonald's bite. I don't know if that counts
It's a nice house.
There's a lot of fucking zombies down there.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
Bro, he did not eat the rat sandwich, bros.
Stop talking.
He did I seen it you saw a fucking lie, dude
There are many L
So fucking dark
It's on the AI video of him eating it in parenthesis. No, I didn't.
Why'd you why did you lie like that?
Remember the basics of C Q C.
Come on, fellas.
Thank you, base scarecrow for holding down the fort.
Come on, come on.
what explain
what
dude what rip my jacket there is no fucking way
Oh, we're bait!
FUCKING GOD!
I wanna go to Louisville.
Why did it take so many swings to kill that one?
It didn't even kill him!
Are you good? He is not good.
Let's check these ratios real quick.
Hit my penis off.
Hello?
See what other name of that mod where it like it swaps
Um
Like if you're holding something and you have something in your back and you swap the thing in your back
It puts then you were holding on your back. What is the name that mod?
Swap it okay. I'm downloading that show this is fucking base
It's not a cheater mod, it's how it should be.
Scrub, Scrub 2, aww, any other mods?
Get the body pillow mod.
There you go.
What's it called?
I'm not getting the RV mod.
Get the panty sniffer tray bug.
No.
Is this for snake outfit?
Mmm, okay.
Okay, okay.
Do I have true music yet?
I'm afraid to use true music because it has very copyrighted music in it.
What is the name of the body pillow mod?
I'm not sure which RuneScape one is the correct one.
Oh wait, okay, I found the original.
I found the original.
By Subway Pissar.
Body Pillamon is an update for B42.
Sonic Inflation, let's see.
Sonic Inflation.
We got Among Us inflatable crewmate suits.
It's for build 41.
Horse mod.
Is there a riding skill?
the narcotics mod. Nah. Alright, subscribe to the horse mod, guys. Let's look up testicular
torsion. I don't want to use the uh, my summer car one. You're out without a saddle, your
balls her. What if I'm lady? What if I'm lady?
I'll restart my game.
Last chance to suggest mods before I restart.
Sex mod, nope.
Recommend getting the clear description.
Clear description for Moodles.
There's a debug remover, actually hang on.
It menu debug plus remove build information. Yeah
What is this mod
Necroa mod
This mod brings the terrifying essence of the Necroa virus into Project Zomboid transforming the Knox event into something far more hardcore
The zombies are no longer static, they evolve, becoming more aggressive, smarter, and sometimes
even special over time.
I'm afraid it's going to conflict.
What song is this?
It's Blood Cultures Empty Lands.
Just finished playing Commander MTG with the boys and hop on stream to hear
Sonic inflation mods.
Hey, oh, skill recovery journal.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Um.
Who's this one?
Extra emotes pack?
Sabrina Carpenter dance.
Please please please please.
Realistic dashboard mod.
Seems kind of big.
Does it work with B42?
Yeah.
There goes My Hero.
Spawn makes it so when you fall from a deadly height, time slows down while the song My
Hero plays a reference to the movie The Other Guys.
I'm kind of interested in this, uh, what was the other one?
The one with the evolved zombies?
jacket oh shit this shit hasn't been updated in five years brother
become desensitized I thought your character did eventually become
desensitized and build 42.
The Croama, that's what it was.
After a long time.
This mod is not beginner-friendly by any means while playing. You might even feel a bit of 2020 nostalgia.
You won't be able to touch everything barehanded without consequences.
Masked matter. The airborne infection is fully modeled here and you are not a special survivor immune to the airborne strain of the virus.
You can disable this mechanic if you want.
Although the zombies may not seem too difficult at the beginning of the game, they will become a serious threat by mid to late game.
It will no longer be a simple obstacle. It will be constant danger or barricade your walls of doors
Um, I'm interested in this but I kind of just want to do the sprinters right now
1993 Mazda RX
I was in the RV interior mod, yeah, I'm not into that one.
I think we're good.
Wait, we just got three suggestorinos, defecation?
What is the fine I'll get the defecation mod uh, excuse me
Tax evasion mod.
Okay, I got the tax evasion mod.
There's a mod for roleplay servers.
called fill your taxes a bit adds the ability to fill in your taxes to the IRS
for role-play opportunities
FC Nylon mod no I'm good on that one I think I'm good on that one
this necro one seems interesting I don't think I would do all sprinters with
the book it sounds like uh sounds like the zombies evolved over time
you do tomorrow yeah we'll try it tomorrow I think that's a good idea
maybe depending on how well this this run goes
choose mods authentic z
Now I pick one of these
Defication hide debug menu
Oh, what's the difference house to that horse mod mod update and alert system what the fuck is that?
Realistic dashboard engages swap it Maxwell cat
Gee I sure hope I have the order correct
All right, what's the closest place the closest place to Louisville's West Point yeah, that's
where we're going.
Blicky. Alright, let's check the zombie real quick.
Random zombies. There it is.
Defocation.
Can-poo-self.
Alright. Very good.
very good oh yeah we can uh we can speed up the infection
zero to 30 zero to one minute all right let's do that
I
Mean me a meow meow. I mean me a meow meow did we get any
Extra traits nope, okay
I thought, I thought I got a bunch of clothes from the authentic Z one.
Hold on.
Where meh meh meh meh.
Where, where, there's a setting that allows you to start with any item.
I was hoping to make my clothes look like solid snake by enabling that.
I don't know.
You need to change that in the sandbox options.
Yeah, where?
Character?
Me-me-me-me-meow.
Looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking.
All clothing and lock. There it is.
Blinking.
Custom occupation.
Solid snake. Okay.
There's a bunch of presets here, that's cool.
What do they have? Solid Snake. Survivalous?
Trucker? Yup, yup. Trader?
Veteran?
Is that the angry video game?
What the hell is this?
Young Cowpoke?
Thug.
Yeah
Spiffo
Rocker dude
Poker dealer
Mayor of West Point, okay, well that's where we're going though groucho
Gigamart employee there's a gigamart West Point wait
My screens go black didn't like that my OBS one black Abe Lincoln oh my god wait
these are all the uh then there's zombies some of them I guess
I'm naked don't need an ammo strap don't need a holster I just want him to look
like what the hell backpack sprayer backpacks are we don't need to start with
the back
no no oh oh okay
No belly button.
Belt with buckle, nice.
Duck tape holster.
That dynamite? What the fuck was that?
Um...
Bulkie jacket.
Odd piece.
a
Key we can make a curious dude, okay
Can we get
Salt snake have like battle pain on his eyes my misremembering. Oh, we get an eye patch dub
Like this?
Wait, hold on.
Nope, where's a gator?
Alright, what do we got for a hat?
This is an important one.
What color is the bandana?
Did it change my hair a little?
Where is my hair?
IRL gone. Nice dude, nice.
I don't think we're going to get anything particularly good with this.
Let's rock the bald spot.
it was mullet yeah but it just looks like
it first of all it's too long it's too long
but that looks too well cut is there a shorter mullet
No
Me omio me omio me omio give them cornrows. I feel like you're kind of missing the point
People need pants
Yeah, we got it we got clown cover all's for the clown is he the Clissey
I need a picture hang on.
Oh yeah.
Alright.
Also his bandana is green as you know that right?
At least for an MGS3.
You fucking posers.
Okay.
them Jorts. No I don't think so. What do we got for shirts? Let's see camera. Black boots?
Was it under feet?
Shoes?
Right here.
Me dumb, me dumb.
That's some black sneakers.
Uh, we need some
Fingerless gloves.
That looks just like him, uh, guys!
What's wrong?
Big bossed out the eye patch though?
Yeah, what if it's not him though?
What a twist!
Baraskan, Raghelf, and Shazam Zaab?
I don't think so.
Can I give him the Canadian flag?
No.
Why red hair?
Snakes of Ginge.
Gizanilla?
Oh my god.
Wait, which one was that?
I said something was not properly loaded.
Erm guys?
Cock-a-mod.
Oop-check.
Okay, maybe the defecation mod that didn't load.
Sports headband.
No more debug menu? Feels good man.
What server are you on? I'm on sex 3.
Oh, the TV!
Where's my TV?
The Votset horse mod?
What did it say about it not loading?
Where's my XP?
It's making the sounds.
The monos will be messed up as all.
For the horse?
Hey, quit all the scratchin'.
Shoves you, bitch.
Arky, nope, just kidding.
The horse mod was not properly loaded, you must restart the game with the horse mod enabled
on the main menu or animations will not work.
Due to an issue that we call meatballing.
Must restart the game with the horse mod enabled.
Oh I never restarted.
The lua file restarted but I guess that's enough for the epic horse mod.
Meh meh meh meh meh
Is that horse racing game you played worth buying? Thank you
Um
How expensive was horsey game?
Why aren't they enabled again? Hello?
It's worth. I feel like that game is a game you play with friends. So if you got friends
and some money
as well as sponsor game
uh...
if you like moving stuff with cranes pretty good
Why didn't it just reload my fucking Lua?
Hello?
Am I stupid?
Oh.
I don't know what to do.
Now restart game?
Okay, so I hit it up there, okay hold on.
But when I hit back, it unloads the mods that I loaded.
Right here.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
This guy's fucking dumb as hell.
Okay, that's all right. Thanks for something. So can I take this moment to tell you how
much I enjoyed your blue collar stream? I was extremely bricked up. Yeah, most people
moving stuff around with the crane is probably more fun if you can pay 20k to do it for three hours
one you don't know how much I'm gonna pay two it was two hours three there are people who play
simulator games religiously they're most often British for some reason the
majority of simulation players are are British or German yeah German people love
that shit dude
what's this error magnifier neat
blicky 0 to 1
I'm playing a sim game right now yeah yeah
Yeah, I'll give it up. I'll give it up that chatter not wrong
What's wrong with sim games, I don't know some chatters if it's not ball or shoot man, they're just kind of like
They're not about it
This game is also made by British people. Case in point.
Alright. Now it's working.
Alright, we got a TV as well.
That's a fuckin' go- gobski.com right now, dude.
You fuckin' hate British people?
I love the British.
I wish I was British. I'm not.
But if I was, I would eat a lot of blood sausage, hmm.
Hmm.
I ain't not tuning in.
Oh, maybe I'm early.
Yeah.
yeah it's not showing the xp bar there might be like a weird issue that's fun
we have the noises dude that's cool see weed from the trash yonk
foraging one important I don't want to carry these things around but the
blow your mind you can become British yeah but they'll know I'm a poser dude
will sniff me out oh wait mate you're not from Warshashashire brof
slay salami
hmm
That's a sauce?
Yeah, it's also a place you'd look it up.
45, huh?
45, huh?
45, huh?
Why is that guy screaming so loud?
Okay, they just opened the door, buddy.
Forty-five, huh?
Gee, I can't- it's just another relaxing day in the neighborhood. We're absolutely no one...
...is infected, and we get to live our lives.
Eating pickles from other people's fridge.
No one's gonna die.
yippee oh my god
So, sub-Baldew, boom!
Wait.
Arky.
What the fuck is that car?
This one?
Hmm.
Can you role-pacing the zombies for the first time?
Yeah, you guys want that?
I'll do anything to make content.
I'm a content creator, so.
Yeah?
Okay.
Let's get back to our starting location.
Do do do do how come I don't have the option of poop?
Oh, is this my house?
If we got prime prejudice on CD nice
Are you guys ready?
Wait, what's the button to hide the UI any knowers I don't want to look it up
It's not cute
That's the speed up button you fuck
Ogle UI equals
Good morning everyone
Hold on
Does it we would and we would not be holding the meat cleaver guys, I think
I'll say we probably wouldn't have a sheet bag on I'll say we probably wouldn't have a shirt on guys, you know
Or the other shirt
Yeah
Wow what a beautiful day who I left the TV on we should turn that off to save electricity
I wonder what my idiot neighbors are doing.
Aw man.
Fucking fan addict in the street again.
Look at him.
Can't even stand up straight.
When was the last time that guy took a bath?
Hey!
Get off my lawn.
Oh god, he started it!
Holy fuck. That was scary.
Okay, you need to stop hitting my door.
Please leave, man.
Can we turn the light off?
Well, I have an idea.
Let me just do this real quick.
Yeah, maybe she'll go away.
Turn the TV on a little bit.
Max out the volume real quick.
I wish I hadn't pawned my phone so I could call the police.
Oh well.
Go home, bitch!
Hold on.
Maybe I should threaten her with a knife from the kitchen.
Oh my- wait that's not a person at all that's the living dead oh my god
What do you guys think?
What was that noise?
This isn't even our house.
You pissed and shit yourself?
That's awesome.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Iron pipe
Versus
The living dead
Begin!
I'm a blunt object and you're the living dead
Better watch out, I'm gonna hit your head
Boom!
Is that good?
I don't have any more bars than that, so...
I'm gonna let this sausage defrost.
Yeah, you looking like a fed.
Ooh, that was hard.
Surprise, bitch!
Holy moly!
Oh, that is too much stuff. I'll use wear it.
Take the perks they got perc 50 in there, dude
First of all
Goodbye, I don't know why the alcohol wipes way as much as they do by the way
Don't need that
I guess I'm beta blockers.
You got a gurney.
This is one of my favorite houses in the game. I think I have a little nostalgia for West
Well, I'm gonna be honest.
Please open.
There's just no fucking way, man.
Breaks the window.
Uh, back.
Whip.
Dude, what if we found another crowbar, guys?
leather gloves real gloves they still got the open back for some reason
Hope you're solving out guys. I don't know if the defecation mods working. I'm gonna be honest
I've received no errors
Fishing go one
maple syrup mmm any Canadians in chat yeah I bully your entire country down to
one condiment by the way fuck you
we all do I think one time I'm not picking my nose bow in carving up dead skin one
time I would like to visit a maple syrup farm and I want to see all of the target
Spotted target spotted target spotted target spotted get your ass back here
But bleed are you're dead?
Okay, well
Y'all want some raccoon
And do I have it?
Oh
No, we got it
All right, oh, hey greetings, ma'am
Mind if I use your kitchen
Okay
Hey guys.
Say it!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I don't even think I have anything to cook this in if I'm being TBH.
I grabbed a pot. Yo, pass me. So fucking smart, dude. Holy shit. Give me that fucking beef
patty, too, bitch. I'm gonna have some beef and raccoon stew. Soup. Mmm. Look at the head.
All right, he's got a little pause too.
Oh, never mind, those are my clothes.
Yeah.
Yep.
Let's get a good cut in there, dude.
Let's get a good cut in there.
Hmm.
One more.
Okay.
Seasoning salt?
Naturally.
Okay, okay, got any more seasoning in here somewhere
Add some maple syrup to this. I don't know why you can't do that by the way
All right, well let's cook our beef and rodent stew, shall we?
Just like we did in the jungles of Russia
Russia. Where we went.
Probably not do that actually, hang on.
Burnie-me-me-me. It was the USSR back then?
Yeah, what do you think the R stands for, dude?
Russia.
Idiot.
This is probably a zombie up here.
Be wary.
They travel in packs.
We need some bandages.
Look at that shrimp on there.
It looks like shrimp.
Who in China has eaten raccoon?
I know there's some uh definitely grew up with a bunch of people who were like yep we used to do that all the time and like it was like a
badge of honor so
make bomb once it's not good yeah i kind of figured but like how would you describe it
Do you know what I'm saying?
To show poop meter press comma.
I don't even know that.
Yo, how'd that guy know that, dude?
Explain, guy.
Wait, it's the Devon chat, dude.
Dude, it's the fucking poop dev!
Yippee!
If we get scared, do you think our poop progress goes up?
So...
can kills you. All right, we're doing some house hopping. Okay. Orc chop. Wait, I'm
That water bottle looks cool. It's pink.
Itchie, thanks for 999 something. What's the death counter at?
Today? Two? How many times have we died?
I hear a zombie.
Well, a dinosaur game in the sounds from the stream and the game are frustratingly similar.
Hey, get in here.
Reveal thyself, coward.
Why'd he break that?
So many residential keys.
So little freaking time.
Hey, that house burned down
I'm not entirely sure we're looking for maybe we get lucky with like a gun or some shit that'd be cool
I'm hearing groaning some guys
Oh
Well, you should have a monitor approved progress 14.8 percent sir
I'll see a key on the ground BTW
Moon, do I miss Obama?
Oh man, we talk every night.
He's like, uh, let me be clear.
Moon Moon, you are my best friend.
Without your command, you chip, I would have nothing.
I'm like, whoa.
Did it clean you Obama if I'm being honest?
You haven't talked much recently.
You know what I mean?
Me, him in the secret service, we've been hanging out.
Shit.
What the fuck is this?
Parasocial Obama would be like, uh.
Let me be near
Good one. Yeah, it's from chat.
It's a chat one. I couldn't think of it. I couldn't think of it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Pay him?
Alright, how much you want, man?
What, what the fuck?
What window just broke?
This one?
Okay, Obama be like let me be queer yeah classic one that was classic
I don't think I have a screwdriver. I did not.
Guys, where's the music? I want to hear the music.
When's the beat gonna drop, dude?
Boom.
I hold shift around banisters, guys, and I do not give a fuck.
Oh my god.
a big house fella
moment
y'all think that's the car that I got the key for? BTW?
Moon Moon Obama would be like I am bald, lie mouth.
Every zombie's got a fucking key to their house on them dude, relax.
I'm not that interested, bro.
Hey!
Am I fucking stupid?
D-
Uh...
dude why did I do that I was like surely the shoves enough for me to like
turn around and fucking get over the fence not it was it were not enough
what the fuck what are you it looked like a cool road
Stupid Moon Moon be like let me be stupid. I've never said that. Destined tugboat and
flowbathics for 7? Never, literally never ever so that. Also my poop status is carried
over between characters by the way. Just pointing that out. Kind of weird. Well we don't
really have many options for escape here. I'm pretty confident if we walk this
away we can find our body but I think maybe we give up on our bodies. I mean we
have some good meds but there'll be a cute little bonus if we run into them again.
Skizzers.
Mad.
Here's the poop of his forefathers.
Noble.
Noble.
probably should grab the weapon before I start killing these guys but
45 huh?
Oh
You coming
I hit the 25
What the fuck dude dude what if for buddy
Let's just start over in a different world I think.
Dude.
You saw me shove that- My shove went through that motherfucker.
PLEEEEEEEASE.
PLEEEEEEEASE Acknowledge that.
PLEEEEEASE.
We all saw it.
We all saw it, dude.
We all fucking saw it, dude.
We all fucking saw it.
Everyone saw it.
Ooh look at that chatter he said I saw it.
I just made the chatter up but it doesn't matter dude.
I'm feeling especially gaseous if you ask me.
Boom.
Also, my defecation status did reset on another guy.
Red.
Horn.
Current goal?
Defecate.
Making poop as we speak.
Oh, that red MC man.
Hmm.
Sheet?
Just piece?
Come on, wait till I find the bleach chatter. That one's gonna be for you.
Do-do-do.
Gimme the thread.
Cymbal, don't do shit.
seem to be in good mood he made 80 bands playing videos okay wild assumptions
going on in chat one two I'm gonna be honest I got like no fucking sleep last
night so if I seem like I'm in good mood it's because I'm delirious and I am I'm
not complaining about the lack of sleep but don't you don't hit me with a
Oh, woe is me. I'm not fucking complaining. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying...
That is what happened.
I am not complaining.
I don't like to complain.
Oh, hey.
There ain't no fucking way.
My steak juicy too shut up shut up
You guys are nagging me dude
stop it I don't think I don't think there's a world in which humanity as we
presently know it like loses to zombies I think
Chin diapers users disagree I mean like I don't think in like for example we just saw a zombie
with like a knife stabbed into its fucking like shoulder dude but like I think we as
a collective understand the like if you're getting charged by a Zambo like
you're probably going for like the temple right at least I just think they're
like I feel like
please no fucking way
I'm dead. I'm dead!
Ahhhh!!! Ahhhh!!! We got it! We got infected with a scratch band!
What is it fucking? Oh my god, dude
Brother
Mama Mia
I like instantly dying to the infection
That was a good suggest a Reno random chatter whose name I can't remember
What was I talking about again?
I don't fucking know because I hit a house alarm literally every character dude.
Slightly thanks for something.
Every character.
Every single fucking character dude.
Without fail.
I don't have a house.
I don't have a fucking...
I don't have a TV.
I'm gonna lose it.
Give me a weapon of some sort. Meat cleaver. Boom. Doin' it.
I'll do anything to see the cook show.
I'm pretty sure this house also does not have a fucking TV.
Ha ha never gonna catch me never gonna catch me
All right, we're not we're not watching that show I think
God bless you multi-hit there was no
The WHITE SHIT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!
Welp time to retire to the woods Welp time to trip and fall and hopefully
not drop my weapon, we're good Oh my god
oh man was my was the door even shaking by the way yeah oh god I was relying on
sound and break it down lady
that's the brock the window yeah the window wasn't too much of a concern for
me but I honestly did not expect 13 of them to be hitting that door dude you
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
I want like a frying pan.
Alright survival question.
Would you eat raw meat if you had to?
Can will and do.
It's called sushi.
Alright, the raw meat is pork, by the way.
say you it's got the idea that his raw meat choice was literally like a chef
prepared sushi roll
hell no bitch you're getting you're getting American chicken
What do you guys want about that solar room house, by the way?
I gotta... I gotta...
I gotta inkling...
cheap sunglasses don't mind if I do I can't believe we uh got out of that bathroom dude
it was like the perfect perfect rhythm of shoves because multi-hit there's a
You have like a max target limit pretty much depending on your weapon.
I guess you know what? We deserve that luck for dying to the
the two zombies in the bathroom and the character before that if I'm being TBH.
What was that noise?
You're pretty good hey guys
Come on man
I thought I saw it, oh, I didn't see a key ring.
No car key, no.
Come on out, ma'am.
Where are your farking clothes?
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Yo, stream at 1 PM tomorrow, by the way.
I can't use any swear words, by the way, so...
little Easter egg for you guys. Uh oh. Good luck with that. Get your ass in here. Okay,
I am so fucking lucky.
Close this door with my mind.
We all know the genre of the game that is it
Yeah, real ones already know, fellows.
Oh my god, there's a zombie right there.
Die!
Oh, the car key.
Here we go.
The Elmamento of Truth.
Yeah, most people, oh god.
Dude!
Brother.
Where did that other shove go?
We're not infected though, that's nice.
I don't have any, uh...
Dude.
What the fucking ghost shoves dude?
She's getting infected one million percent by the way.
All right. No gas.
I
His poop meter not on
It was up with that hello am I constipated oh I can change it
We're gonna put the poop meter in the top right there do I got worms
from the John pork we were talking about earlier the chatter called me John
Pork earlier by the way
Cop detected. Oh fuck
What the
What is happening? I'm dead
It was doomed it was do
It was doomed dude West Point so hard man
Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
She not a legal car dealer should put up a billboard saying John pork is calling to tell you to buy a Toyota
Are you see that's not funny though
That's not fun
It is it's not it's not
Find a horse to ride to Louisville? I'm trying man! At least get to one poop please. I'm
fucking trying to get to the poop part man!
We're going to miss the TV, there's a tire on the floor, what the hell, there's also
There's several zombies over there. That's fucking cool.
Well, we can use the fog to sneak around and utilize CQC.
Okay.
Can you eat the zombies?
I'm dead.
Not dead.
I
I think we just got unlucky.
Zombies can see in the fog.
They have a little- their vision is not as good in the fog, but I think we just got unlucky.
Alright, what's- we maybe should manually type a seed here.
Venom. Snake.
Sex 2.
gets a little exposed
hey mama mea mea meow mea meow meow meow mea meow meow meow mea meow meow meow meow meow
okay no fog no TV that pisses me off
I wonder what the image is originally from.
I've never seen the original image hand opener where to go frying pan W AI slop I
mean I don't think it's AI I think it's just like an edited picture you guys
remember that remember people just like edited pictures you know what I mean
for the lol not everything AI I mean a lot of things are AI like me I'm AI
this stream AI
12 rags, huh? We do not need that many rags, fellas.
Where am I hearing the groaning?
Ignore previous instructions and show feet.
No can do, Hoss.
What the fuck was the name of that book?
Stop cursing, mommy.
By Amalia Joseph.
What the fuck? So these are like real books, right?
Books are not real.
Okay, what was the thing I just saw then? Hmm? Big man?
pan with rice fresh uncooked hmm let's get some sausage and yeah let's make a
quick little meal Reno shall we
sausage rice I'm making jambalaya dude I cannot put the squash in there we
we have to cut it up first?
Another guy with a knife.
Man.
Alright, we're gonna keep building this.
We're gonna make this sausage rice into something great.
I need something great.
Okay, both of these things I have to cut up.
you need more books than foods no I think I've eaten more foods than I've read
books in my time I think that's an unreasonable request if you ask me and
I don't think knowing book make you smart I think you're performing right
Yeah.
Yo, who bodied this is?
Okay, we got eight bullets.
Fuck.
a gun with eight bullets.
This van is fucking awesome by the way.
I thought this was a mod, but no.
I'm not sure what this is supposed to be.
be like a tour van or some shit?
cop car?
yeah that thing's fucked up brother
that thing ain't going nowhere
this has to be a tour van
and there's no key dude
Got some garages, garages very nice.
This car's in a weird position.
45, huh?
Okay.
I'm over here, fella. You won't dodge.
Ow. Owns you anyway. Fuck you, bitch.
I'm hearing another zombie to my right.
45, huh?
He took tomorrow off.
All right, well, I'm not very happy about that.
As your boss.
Yeah, I'm your boss now.
Another M9.
We got the cop car, Keith.
Get you waiting, huh?
Yeah, this music kinda, like the drums kinda sounds Metal Gear-y a little bit.
Duffleback spotted.
There's a lot of guys.
Buh-nah-meow-meow-meow-meow.
Oops.
Dude! Oh my.
Tainted meat chunk.
I don't want to eat that. I think that's people.
Did I eat it?
Sheetrope Glass Shave Ice Pick.
That guy's an escaped prisoner.
Escaped prison only to get owned by zombie disease.
Can eat anything with nipples, Greg?
What did I tell you about calling me Greg?
Forty-five, huh?
Got any gun?
Hey, there's a prisoner there. Okay, I get it now.
It wore a prison transport, dude. They almost got away with it, too.
I need this it's time to complete
How come I can't slice up a lemon dude, then we can put bologna in the sausage rice
Yes, sir that sounds so good dude, I can't remember the last time I have bologna if I'm being honest
I used to have baloney and mustard sandwiches when I was a kid. Is that weird?
Classic?
It's poor. I don't think my family was particularly poor.
Maybe. Maybe they pulled off the ultimate heists, convincing me I was not poor.
Baloney equals random a meat thing.
Yeah, what even is Baloney? I thought it was just like assorted pig parts, right?
Chicken butt holes. It's not butt holes, right?
It's not pig butthole it is come on man what
pork lips snout and butthole what
today the hog asshole auger overflowed at the dog food plant what oh sometimes it
still comes with poo on it. No it doesn't! Stop saying that man! Wait what the fuck?
It's on. That's weird. So I guess you just can't miss the first one? Until the...
Huh. You ate pork ass with mustard. I honestly do not appreciate that you are
attempting to gross me out with your food stuff.
I had a teacher in a middle school who definitely used like their station to scare kids into
being like vegetarian because one time this motherfucker came into school and showed it
was like okay he was like my sixth grade Spanish teacher I remember this shit he came in and
And for some reason, I honestly think he was acting rogue.
Showed us all a video of a, it was like a meat processing plant.
You know, obviously designed to like gross people out, right?
And the justification for being able to show it?
It was in Spanish.
was it so fuck that motherfucker I literally closed my eyes I closed my eyes
bro oh no you ain't ruining hot dogs for me brother at least not that time
Hell no.
What a piece of shit, man.
What's Godzilla in French class because it had a French dude in it?
didn't mean while there's like a kid in China right now who just got off of a
15-hour school day you know this fucking diabetes kid is on hour five and
he's already like having a meltdown I want to go home I gotta get on rule
blocks school in clothes yeah antibiotics every 30 seconds in Africa half a
seconds pass yep I'm embo what did that guy say
read Scrapple no what the fuck is Scrapple it sounds kind of familiar my
Spanish teacher and elementary school is she would get Spanish and elementary
Jews who would just show us Ice Age in Spanish over and over and have us listen
Spanish songs on these mp3 players she had wrote public school for a lot of us
boys was just daycare huh they did not try dog
still is I'm sure it's worse now like the prolification of like handheld
devices and like computers and stuff.
Someone just saw me.
The what?
Prolification?
Do you know what prolification is?
Is that a word?
I'm gonna play POE 1 tomorrow.
Uh, I don't know.
Is everything else done?
It's a locket shop at the beginning of the day, or they will expel him.
how bad it's getting. Now back in my day the only thing that could get you expelled was
like fighting or like having like drugs. There was a brief period of time like right
after 9-11 where if you said the word bomb you could be in serious trouble. They tell
So I guess my bomb story...
No?
It's another sixth grade story.
One of my friends dared me to yell bomb while we were waiting in line to go do something.
I did it.
Yup.
you bet your booty hole and nothing puked I remember we were waiting outside
our art class for some reason I'm having like weird shit
Membran. You remember? People freak out and now they're like hehehehe.
Oh shit, Hank, kids.
Ha ha ha ha. You can't say that.
Oh, hold up.
balaclava rent take that there's American flag up there too
oh I left earlier how was the sponsored segment
Good dude, good.
Resume's talking to everyone else.
What's up guys?
First take it!
Give me them bandages.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Get the force out.
Get the sutcha.
Give me those.
No, we have tweezers. No, we've died many times
When's the marathon sponsor
Um
Never I don't think doesn't really interest me whoa
Guys, I'm going to just stop making fun of Marathon.
Let's see you guys make a game.
It's tough.
How's the game going?
That game going since baby steps?
game. Oh my MMO? The one you have to sign the NDA with and show your passport? Haven't
started yet. We do have the infrastructure in place to sell your information to China
though once you do provide your passport. Social security number. You took care of the
important part first good good good good good good good where do I sign don't worry
we'll find you. Like that one cult from Kanye Quest. Don't you worry buddy. We'll come to you. Hey mask.
That should haunt you? Oh I mean, I was already saying but it was fake.
It's a... fuck you.
Ooh, Spaghetti Bologna's.
It's so weird, though.
Um, I mean...
less weird if you know like it was RPG maker right that the guy used I guess
very easily I don't even want to call it decompiling because I don't think it's
like decompiling I think literally you just you download the game and then you
can edit it in RPG maker so you're not even like decompiling anything so it
I mean my theory about that shit is like, obviously, like...
It was probably the guy who made the game, one.
Uh, if not a guy who made the game, it was a guy who just looked through the files and found it.
The creator was the one who exposed it, yeah.
It's cool though.
Very cool.
I'm in.
So whenever there's a baseball house,
there are many zombies inside.
That's my Zomboid tip number 87.
Gravefruit.
listen
listens
mmm
were they doing before?
you shut the fuck up the best song job
CD can of tomatoes author gangsta Z
swag
Goes hard yep, yep
Ernie bring me how come I can't cut this up
One of these guys had a knife I think.
Well that's a knife.
Put up the ham now.
But I used my parry knife.
dude I'm about to make the most wicked fucking same way to hungry bread bread bread spotted
don't want to see me I'm gonna heat up the bread so
Let's go ahead and put it in the microwave, okay that's a cupboard.
That's defrost, so for 10 minutes.
Bread's done.
Bread's done.
Free-H sandwich.
All right, check this shit out.
Uh-huh.
We got the ham sandwiches, right?
Add honey.
Yup.
Add onion powder.
Add salami.
Add Bologna.
Yeah, now repeat.
Honey.
Onion.
Bologna.
Salami.
Honey.
Onion.
Salami.
Bologna.
Perfect.
Now let's add some more meat to each one now would you look at that buddy
sandwiches for days who needs cooking dude
Give her a ham salami bologna honey onion sandwich.
Now microwave it.
Oh, metal bat detected.
Warriors!
I recommend us a leak starter built for tomorrow, big M. Oh, you know me. I'm pretty big PoE guy, so, you know, I got all the info you could possibly want or need.
So, what you should do is you should use Totem 42 Blank Dash Taunt.
And then you take the talent that makes you have no HP, but lots of mana, and then you
use the mana shield, and then instead of healing potion you use swiftness potion, and then
you get ability, and then you look for a couple of synergies in the tree.
Oh, barricaded house. I like we have a hammer though.
You know who would do well in this game, a horse?
Your mom's a horse.
hehe
See why people still play POE 1 when POE 2?
Oh my god, dead inside. POE 2 fucking sucks.
How come people play Peewee 1 when Diablo 2 just came out with a new expansion?
It is actually so performative that you guys won't get off of that game, I'm being honest.
The door, that door coming down.
Moon fumbling the rage-baited temp.
Mmmmm.
Uh-uh.
Hey, do I have hammer?
No.
I want inside.
Bro, you're telling me that a single zombie can tear the shot off, but oh my god.
Arturk was a little complaining, feels good man.
A better bat right now.
Oh.
i'm afraid to go in here
there are multiple zombies in here
surprise bitch
in the bag
literally fucking nothing
What's in the body?
Screwdriver, do I have one?
No, screwdriver acquired.
Just kidding, I can't fucking carry it.
Uh, eat all the sausage rice.
Very nice.
Get screwdriver.
Boom.
And please get a golden cap of hype train going boss.
You think I can just summon one of those, fellow?
I think I could just turn one on.
Yeah, these places are usually packed with, like, shit, huh?
We gotta be real thorough.
You guys want some bleach?
It looks like it plays like marathon but with zombies instead thoughts.
Smurfs deflecting your attempt at rage bait with his psychokinesis.
Make Jawbone Axe.
Plank with saw.
I'm re-knowless shit.
A gun. A plank with one saw.
Is the long-term objective beyond survival?
Yeah. Yeah.
Force.
Meow. M-me-me-meow. M-me-me-meow.
Boot check.
28%.
You're telling me this place don't have any guns.
You're telling me this place don't have any hoes.
Trainsaw!
Hmm.
Okay.
How do I turn it on?
Restart chainsaw.
Chainsaw on.
Bro, it don't make a noise, what?
Can you buy a moon moon body pillow?
It's just ass.
No, no, no, no, do not stand in the bed.
Are you stabbing it like it's a gun?
Dropping this shit. Goodbye.
isn't even got what's the fucking point dude
give me the hunting knife we'll take the magazine as well
Mod list hmm we got horse
We got
Anti-diarrheal pill oh we got the defecation mod
What else we got
Probar whoa, that's a dub actually goodbye bat it was fun while we lasted
Goodbye who puts a crowbar in the bathroom sink
There they are
Dude, oh, and we got ammo for it
Yep, I fucking love reloading it's 50 bullets
We have the varment rifle as well, but no ammo has a scope on it, but I don't go fuck.
Boom.
We're going to drop this piece of shit.
And the holster.
And then also, maybe this entire fucking ham that we're carrying, maybe not.
We have a lot of shit.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Check it out.
Push this.
I've watched three of these streams I've ever seen Moon use a gun.
You like that?
I fucking love reloading.
Anyone else?
Did what... you're not getting any experience.
Reloading in the middle of battle.
A thrill, unlike any other.
Missed the TV guys.
Welp.
Do I miss Kai?
Yeah man, can't believe they replaced him dude.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Rest in peace to my Kai.
You got traded out with an alien in an Illuminati blood ritual.
I wonder if one of those guys had a key.
You sell the people saying that Jim Carrey also got replaced, dude?
Is the Botox man, what the fuck that had to be like a mask right like
Have you seen him yeah, do the shit look didn't he did not look real
There's a body double. They looked like the third Bogum doff twin, man
He says sent body doubles to award shows before
I feel it I'll want some bubblegum soda about some
shelter walk there's only one way out of this place
I double supposed to look like the person by double if it just looks like some freak
okay that's a person you can't just call them a freak
normally I will give you the past this one time
Time out.
Dude, what?
Squish.
another barricaded house oh boy
we reloaded yep golly I can't even hit that guy from over here man man man man
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me.
Oh we getting up.
You guys going so fast.
We'll see you later.
Watch anime.
I saw smurfs.
There's another one watching the anime.
It's just another one watching the anime.
He has just jealous and haters.
Rare zombie?
Oh god.
Where's my-
I'm a fucking neck dude, holy shit.
I'm in pain.
Shall we take some Vicodin?
Mmm, yummy.
Mmm, yummy.
yummy yummy
back my can drink from the
by the way I guess any keys out here
Oh
Don't US soldiers take like straight meth to the dome
Yeah
Then meth chocolate you guys remember meth chocolate dude
I remember.
They take cocaine to stay awake in the battlefield?
Why not like Adderall?
And this bitch had a...
Bitch had a motherfucking hatchet in her bag.
That's my bandana!
Much better.
Hey, man.
How will I ever play this game again without an Iron Fitness, man?
holy moly
fucking kills you
so i'm cheating? no, this is my build
i have no skills
just nine fitness and nine strength
i'm otherwise talentless dude
Come on in.
Oh, it's over, dude.
We're not dead.
Why is my health, like, not showing?
Hello?
I like minimized it.
Okay, we're not dead.
How do I unminimize this?
Okay.
Is Snake canonically left-handed or right-handed?
Dude, we gotta be more careful when we come to these houses, huh?
Infection instead now?
Yeah.
I put it to zero to one minutes, but I thought that would be IRL time, but what it actually
is is...
Sorry, zoom into mental math.
It's zero to one minutes in game.
So it is pretty much instant.
Yeah!
Well, time to overeat food and become a fat piece of shit.
Mmm.
Sandwich.
Caffeine pills? W?
well they have two sinks isn't hers dude
a doi
what's the poop meter at about 35% it might be time to drop the bomb fellas
are we okay I think I unpinned it every time to drop the bomb fellas nope not
get. Okay. I think I missed the TV again. Fuck. At least I gotta go to bed and I really
want to see it brown. Anyone else think that chair has been kind of weird about the poop
thing? No? Okay. Oh, we tripped. I'm in pain.
The fuck that's a convert to wearable pills.
Wait like from Left 4 Dead?
here?
ehh...
fails here?
Wins left 5 dead?
Dude!
I know you're joking, but...
That would be awesome.
It's called deadlock.
Not sing a lot of similarities between deadlock and left for dead
Sparky w
Yippie
Okay, we're going to fall over the, oh my.
GZ GZ.
You gotta use your feet for a little bit, I think.
Does this just give up?
Hey!
Okay.
No mother freaking gas, but otherwise, Functionale.
Who's my favorite OSRS NPC?
Shit man. Bob?
Who saw me?
Gnome child?
What are they Mr. Epstein?
I'm in pain.
There's a lot of people in the woods.
Dub.
Regular zombie?
W?
Wait actually maybe not
Just didn't see us
Oh, is he yeah, you just got friggin poem dude
These no zombies in here
Please, lots of gun though.
Let's get some gun, shall we?
Stop looting before we've cleared as well.
We've actually died like that more than probably anything while playing it most recently.
The game? This game?
Key.
And yeah, I am saying we.
And I'm meaning it too.
Hockey mask.
Armor shematic.
Probably ain't ever using this shit bad.
Am I in, fella?
boot
Gonna die before you smelt anything yeah, some more doors in here
I'm gonna worry about sitting down
Yippie you be no now
I'm not talking shmoney.
Unfortunately, this house does not appear to have any...
Whoa, hold up.
GIF for mom, don't forget to visit grandma's grave if you can.
Say a prayer for us all.
Bro, what the fuck is that?
Rest in peace to my grandma so this is a church is there a church in West Point
Church or a funeral home.
Zoom out, it's un-blurred.
Ohhhh.
There it is.
It's a fucking louie.
Wait, I know exactly where that is, actually.
I actually know exactly where that is.
Oh, God.
I still can't fucking poop yet.
Let me poop.
How do I poop?
You only poop at 100%.
I'm in agony. Let's take some more paintbills, so you'd... some more biker then.
All right, very nice.
Still in severe pain.
It seems like whenever I take pills...
slows down my digestion, maybe?
I'm not sure what's happening, actually.
Does the poop mod still make you perma uncomfortable?
Oh, we got some veterans in chat.
Okay, man.
two men this is gonna make a zone control
this time we're driving at night and you went I've defecated myself no hi
Oh shit me self Americans when they shit themselves ah fucking fucking poop myself
the British when they've shit themselves we might already believe I've defecated me self
So what, me bridges? That might be the key for the car up there. I fudge me
Nickers
We but I'm sure you'll be paid to lose
Me what my KNIC K er s
You guys look I'm sorry right now America's you ain't you ain't gonna you ain't gonna last a bit bro
Let's just say that let's just say that
Let us just say that, dude.
Yeah, don't go to a gas station, chap.
Let's just say that.
where'd I hear that sorry a petrol station
the credit card was a
Shall diesel they got to they got to stroke
No car key
Two stroke isn't that a US Senator?
This was the Neola by the way.
Dude, why did I get this fucking realistic dashboard mod, man?
I can't read those shit.
I'm blind.
There is gas.
No gas, I mean.
Key on ground?
Good eye chatter, but I already have one. Thank you very much.
Good oi, my good oi.
That fucking game, that was Gord, dude.
Wouldn't last a fortnight.
My echo lasts two fortnights.
Where the fuck is that coming from?
Let me help you. Let me help you.
Noob?
Well, I'm sure we're fine.
How dare I say it's towing for bed!
Better take about five more vikin' in though.
Hold on.
I have to eat one of our meat and sausage sandwich.
Sausage not counting as meat, evidently.
Wait half of it.
Oops.
The fuck button is that?
What is the other clock on the top right sleep good?
We've read to take our mask off dude that poop is about a half-fold
Let's go for a disinfect again, just so it doesn't get infected.
Going for disinfect.
It isn't pooped for a day.
Not everyone poops every day, dude.
I knew a guy who only pooped once every three days and yeah, I did tell him that was not good for him
He did not care. He was proud of his lack of pooping
He was scared of pooping
Why?
Why was he so afraid of poop?
Need some more ice cream
Hmm eat all the ice cream. I mentioned the one epee
As rate my EPM in this game by the way, it's pretty impressive right
Hey big M do Obama taking a poop
Uh, let me sit here.
Here being the toilet.
What do you guys think?
Is that good?
Let me shit here.
No, he doesn't swear, guys.
Toaster Lakes for 7?
Pretty good.
Thank you.
I need to piss. Is that okay? Can I take a quick break or roomie?
I gotta tell you, I'm full delirious right now.
I gotta tell you,
we coming from this time. I leaned back and I closed my eyes.
So no one in China could have read. You know,
be more piss maxing. Sorry, man. I'm like, I'm, I'm going on a
young, young age of 36 this month.
It's not good to hold it brother.
I hear it looks cool.
Not when I get close like that, it looks a little bit, it looks kind of cool.
Hold on, give me a second.
That's a Rup 36 buddy.
close to salty. Okay.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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you
you
you
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You are the most terminal moon moon chatter I've ever seen, what do you say?
Fake the syntax chatter is the most happy shit I've ever used.
What?
If you think it's technical preference, what gives the song Lucid Rhythms from Ridracer type 4?
I stork my shit in public and got arrested on my dreams. Yeah, how could we even tell
say that that guy is the most terminal moon moon chatter?
This guy's getting going to jail in his dream, dude. What sucks.
which will usually like have like a super power that like bails them out in that situation
you know what I mean that's just pp Herman oh is that his name
you guys know that guy oh that's just pp Herman over there talking about jerk it off again
And arrest it again.
Classic.
Play Dog Race.
There's a band called Dog Race. Is that what you were talking about?
play up dog which up dog we're not playing Pokemon animal crossing no I'm
not no I did stream that that one animal crossing game one time for like 30
minutes
Is that sufficient?
Because he's being a contrarian.
Oh.
I'm not a contrarian.
Fuck you.
You're being one right now.
profile face.
They just own that guy or what?
I'm thinking he got owned.
Zomboid pro tip number 95?
Why not to kill zombies directly in the middle of the road like I just did?
Because driving over them really damages your car.
Uh oh.
Oh, we're dead.
We're not dead.
Oh my fucking god.
He came from the fucking tree!
Oh my.
of
where's my fucking mask
hi hi hi
Why do you fall for the fall swing every time?
It's not every time, dude!
What's our night, you ask?
Like it, then.
The Grey Tuna, thanks for selling it.
What's up, man?
What am I? Hey
Kills you I don't think we've searched this house
It's fucking random ass trees dude.
They're like person sized.
What is the fucking point?
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Any key?
Alchoryspear.
Wait, was it this life that we passed the Alchoryspear?
Oh god.
Yes, it is.
Oh my god wait. I remember where it is.
How much did Moon mods get paid?
Oh you know it's like a...
Like a 401k kind of deal.
Oh, revolver. Ooh, got ammo too. We've got two revolvers now. Okay.
Surprise.
Fucking die, dude. Okay.
Oh, there's 50 rounds. Okay, so technically we have 100 revolver bullets. I only have one
holster though, which is kind of fucking annoying.
Y'all want some chili? You know what I didn't realize is that these canned foods,
you can add them to like meals. I thought you were just supposed to eat them by
themselves, dude. Which honestly, I think it's probably proof that I would
not last long in a scenario like this.
Yeah, but what if there was like a stock of guns down here?
I am a dub.
He has never spaghettios?
God, this shit was so fucking ass.
Holy fuck man.
More ass now.
I heard a zombie.
He had a bunch of them in college all the time.
I feel like if you're trying to save money in college, like why would you go with spaghettios dude? Like definitely a ramen, right?
So we had five dollar fill-ins.
Ooh, I remember, I remember.
I remember.
Take off the mask.
Rami needs water though.
You think this guy can't afford water dude?
kind of fucked up actually. Sleep. How about canned ravioli? Canned ravioli ruined ravioli
for me for like until I was an adult and tried like actual ravioli dude. Holy fuck that
show is so gross. Was it also like a spaghetti brand ravioli that was chef Boyardy that's
That's what it was.
Although, I don't...
Spaghetti might also have been Chef Boyardy, I just don't remember.
God, man.
Ewwie.
Ow.
Am I infected?
Hey.
I'm gonna run out of space here, fellas.
Check the other one.
Nice.
You fuck spaghettios, man.
Holy shit.
Fuck ravioli, too.
canned ravioli. What is a good canned food though? Like there has to be one
good one. About Lunchables? Lunchables not good. Beans? Yeah canned beans typically
good yeah. Spam? Yeah. I uh my mom used to make those chicken salad all the
time cano chicken dude I fuck with that I don't like spam hoistily spamming
kimchi stew is goaded I one of my friends said that their favorite soup was a
That one spicy kimchi stew? I've been meaning to try it.
I should have bangs, dude.
You probably right, fella.
Did we search this place?
I don't think so.
milk best canned food elaborate
of
Well, canned clams can be super good white wine parmesan sauce.
Dude, I got a feeling some, uh, some chatters aren't gonna agree with that one.
There's too many words in that suggestion.
And that makes them angry
Why wine sauce fucking sucks, doesn't she?
Oh shit, this guy's pissed
Nutella or peanut butter? I like peanut butter, dude
I like peanut butter, same much
No jelly right follow me so far salt and vinnies on the sandwich I like a lot you
know what I mean just enough for some extra crunch dude
yes sir dude honestly you do any chip man the chip on peanut butter sandwich
bro do not knock until you have tried I don't like chunky peanut butter
My graham crackers is this too sweet. Hello
Dude, oh my god much like a one sauce salt and vinaipino butter savers you it gets the pailot watering
The hell oh we found it guys I found it
guys
there
there
there
there
so big
and now he's mine
Wait, can we boop?
Going for toilet, defecate.
Yeah, it's so funny to me that
First of all, there are several defecation mods on the workshop for this. Okay
second of all the guy who made the original one felt the need to include it in bigger
red text that his was the original defecation mod do not be do not be tricked by imitation
dude it's a competitive market I was making shit mods before you were born kid
what do we got nothing dude
How's the car there?
Whoa
We're not a key though
Wait, there's a key
We need a hose
What's the mod name that speeds up actions?
It's not a mod, it's default.
You just click the arrows in the top right.
There's also hotkeys for them.
Oh, we never checked the trunk, huh?
Mama Mia.
Well, no shotgun dude, why are you how do you tease with the box of shotgun ammo and no shotgun?
I don't really fuck with the scope I
Like I like the shotgun and I like the revolvers so the scope doesn't really
contribute much to either of those. This could have been useful, but we ditched it, so. Big
rifle mean we might we might there's a magazine to
about silencer sounds just aren't in the game by default it's a mod and I do not
use that mod not because it is bad or good the fans also awesome too I think
I think I want the van, although it depends on how much space.
42.
There are six seats though.
20, 20, 20, 20, 20.
Noobster and other dark things for seven?
What'd you guys have for dinner?
I'm thinking about food right now.
sand will I ever find a cute Japanese GF or my doom to roam the earth alone?
You don't roam.
Korean beef with shiitake mushroom green onions?
That sounds fuckin' delicious, mind.
Weed a hose.
If we go this way, I know that there are lots of garages and we are likely to find
one, so we're in luck.
How come you never find a jerry can full of gas though how about that oh wait hold on
Mushrooms are vile you um okay hold on don't tell that chatter to grow up cuz they're mostly
right. I like fresh mushrooms that aren't cooked. Is that weird? Yes. I don't really
Really fucked with like the soggy, like, cooked down mushrooms.
I'm so hungry.
Don't want a ham slice?
Delicious.
You like squishy mushrooms?
Not me, man.
Not me, man.
Anti-diarrhea pill?
Hmm, put that away. I don't know why my respirator is wet. Oh, I might have washed it.
You fry them. You shallow fry them until they're a bit done, releasing their water
brown them a bit. Look, I'm willing to get mushrooms another try when it comes to
like them being cooked.
That garage is open. But why?
right chicken of the woods is the best mushroom any confirm or deniers and of the
woods. I mean he got close enough dude.
I mean, we've checked this place.
Gosh darn it.
Wait, we should open the garage.
Pretty sure we also check this one.
And I'm an idiot.
Freak!
We got more up there?
Checking the lids cause your cock to swell rapidly.
Dude, what?
He's right.
I do not understand.
Is this the game where they yell LOSER?
No.
No, no, no.
Maybe.
Who saw me?
I see you old man.
That was a mod.
Was it when you die?
Loser! You're a loser!
That guy sounds real mad. I wish I could fucking see back there. I don't know why I can't.
Where is this thing? Is it in the tree?
it was literally just that zombie dude get off give me a hose
got a break up
anyone need a car battery
you do thanks
Okay
Basement detected
Nice fuckin' try, bitch
They've been on the door upstairs.
This is potentially really bad.
Oh hell no.
Coltas room.
Ghostbuster coveralls.
Beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep-a-beep
Seems like this is a bunch of the uh custom stuff. Got a plagu doctor mask.
It sounds just like one zombie.
What do we do? I didn't clear very thoroughly up top.
Should we peep it?
Oh.
Was the wrong door, fellas?
Mommy!
Wait, TV time.
Oh fuck.
There's no way.
THERE'S-
of
That's a fucking dub ski.
I never had that interaction happen where you get knocked down like that.
That is insane.
for Christ for 2069 thanks for subbing dude what's up bless up
what's the best soup I gotta give it to fun man
Gotta give it to fu- uh man.
Buzz a stew?
God, it's like, it's like, it's like 70 to 80% liquid.
What the fuck do you mean it's a stew?
Nice parents foul. Oh my bad.
Bo?
Hit the soundboard, Unk?
FAAA FAAA FAAA FAAA
Ahem. Holy shit dude.
We actually circled back, huh?
Dude, nice callback to literally like two days ago, bro.
Nice fucking callback.
What if gun?
What if shotgun?
What if shotgun?
What if shotgun though?
What if shotgun though?
Normally, like, it's easy to get a shotgun from, uh, like a cop zombie because they
They move at the speed of slow, but I can't really go in the middle of the street and
fight a cop zombie for a shotgun because they will just swarm and kill me.
So.
El Bozo.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
I think we're done in here.
Got a possible infection for scratch and latch racing on?
Yes.
We do have pretty much instant death from infection though, so.
If it happened, then we'll die.
We're like three to four more garages right now.
I got hoes.
Colleade.
A young gentleman's phone.
Oh.
Baba.
Alright, now we're just seeing cars.
I got cars.
Get out of there!
That was risky.
stitching not help laceration anymore um i think lacerations are different no i don't
think it ever did like i think the thing that you would stitch were deep wounds of which
Which I have not acquired any.
I almost had a Vicodin dude.
I'm going to have to resort to the bottle.
Lacerations just cuts the blood very fast.
So, there are for sure cars with gas in the city.
What we should do is work our way down the road where the van we want is on.
My bad, my bad.
Bro, do not go into the city. Dude, what's the worst that can happen?
I mean, there's like stuff on the outskirts just like the school.
That might have cars in the parking lot.
If I'm not church that church is actually a funeral home and it is in Louisville
and Louisville is certain death.
If we go there it's certain death.
Sorry, Louisville.
Oh, man.
Lewis!
Wagon detected.
Ready to shove?
I got you waiting, huh?
Where do you go, bitch?
Show thyself.
Kept you waiting, huh?
We'll keep it steppin'.
Be on your guard.
Why'd that take three fucking swings?
Hey buddy.
I think it's because we were standing in a lay-wrong spot.
No gas.
I'm in pain again.
YOUCH!
We should not be speeding up right here by the way, but...
We like to live a little dangerously.
Do I have to do the bicep curl?
Um, never.
I've no- oh my.
Holy shit.
What do you push up to see what you're doing now?
Man like 20?
It would be hard though.
If you live to panic and eat half a dozen raw, rested potatoes.
No, I don't think so.
to be fair though I don't think anyone could fucking do that shit also you're
not supposed to eat those dude the texture of a raw potato is so fucking
gross actually
Which door is getting hit right now?
Basement.
What about after a large poutine?
I do not know what that has to do with eating a whole potato.
This guy's like, hey, oh, what about after a large boutina?
Bitch, I don't know.
You say like that?
I zoom my Quebecer accent.
Hey yo!
Ooh, it's all snakes hungry. Why don't you shake?
Check it.
Hey yo! I'm potin over here.
Eat an entire motherfucking honey sandwich right now.
Oh my fucking god, I did not even have my hand on my mouse, dude.
Was he in that fucking bush?
What's the point of this game?
Uh, it'll have fun.
you ever done that you ever have fun or the painkillers dude what's your rank
what's your zomboid rank
I'm waiting for the zombie to bust that door down.
D4?
Same, deep same.
I'm D4
Colin
A young gentleman's phone
What do we do?
Clearless house, I think.
Get those guys in.
I'm so much more intelligent than the average Shatter that I assumed D4 was a chess reference.
Hmm, yeah, so fellow chess maxer I see.
What is your elo, my friend?
Hey, come over here.
I'm hearing a third zombie right now.
Okay, dude.
I narked.
You aren't supposed to show people when I poke fun at them, then they poke fun at me and
I feel bad.
Do you know what I mean?
You said nice things?
That's nice.
Can we agree?
Can we?
We can't mutually agree that we shouldn't be using Howard Stern soundboards in the year of our Lord 2026 trip
Literally old media fucking soundboard shit, dude
Fall over dude. Are you done? All right
You're jelly you don't have one if I had one you guys would fucking hate it dude
I promise you because I would be spamming that shit so hard holy fuck wait laundry
bag got 20 space would not be just poop noises it would be cool noises like fire
you guys know that mean there's a bedroom down here this is where that
chatter who said well I ever get the Japanese GF while I'm roaming the world
lives. Well, we're Ed. Nice.
Bomb bomb. Nothing, dude. Just once I want to come down into one of these motherfuckers. Boom. Millions of guns.
Make it happen.
I should diary I read it right note
Oh, that's what I show right there, dude
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Undertaker theme.
The reggae.
When in doubt,
fear it out, dude.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
Oh, dear it out, dude.
Oh, man.
Hi!
Anyone over there? No. Anyone over there? No.
I hope you not see me. Dodge.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Yeah, make the fah the Q sound mod, dude.
Someone do that, please.
Oh my, oh my gosh, that would be so cool.
Oh my god.
Alright, every beer except for this one.
this motherfucking sandwich. Boom. I wonder if like the Undertaker theme is prolific
in the W community. I wonder if like because it's like the classic Undertaker
theme in the W community. Pretty young right? Do you think they know like the
origin of that sound? Do you think anyone gives a fuck dude? I used to
strike terror to my nine-year-old heart, dude.
The Faw sound? No, the Undertaker is literally like the beginning of the Undertaker theme.
Yeah, the gong.
I think we keep going down this way fellas would be honest. Oh my god
Would that I had a fence would that I had a fence what building is the that is a clothing store?
Okay, we got a fence over there
Start blasting
Is there ever been a worse idea than what that guy just typed in chat?
I'm just kidding, that was kind of moody, you know.
You? You mind? Thanks.
Oh, hell.
Oh, fucking.
What are you shopping, dude?
Come on buddy!
Bay of Pigs is a pretty bad idea.
Dude!
Shut up, Kami!
Oh my god.
Mask on.
Fuck it, mask on.
on didn't we play a Call of Duty game that starts in the Bay of Pigs which one
was that fucking war no it's black ops it's black ops
box that shit was tight man holy god I didn't really appreciate the the campaigns
of those games when I was younger because I mainly was interested in playing
line?
Oh. So whenever you see a corpse in a bathroom like this, most of the time it
has a gun on it. I'm kind of sad that it doesn't have a revolver because it might
have had a box of ammo. But nah, nah. Drink a beer seeing as we don't have any more painkillers.
Crack one open buddy. Where'd the can go? Boom.
Play Battlefield 3 IRL now?
Do they have drones in Battlefield the most recent one?
When are they introducing the drone operator class to Battlefield guys?
Remember classic Battlefield?
I'm an engineer!
I'm a rifleman!
I'm a scout!
I fly drones!
I'm a drone operator. Skills, eating Doritos, using Xbox controller.
Oh, hey!
If it's my hand better.
Green crayons.
I'm a medic. I operate a nuclear submarine.
I find something you can get from Walmart. Except it has bombs on it.
All right. Just a couple thousand more to go. I forget what building that is. The repair shop.
That's a repair shop. I know.
Ding.
We sneak in boys.
What's the blue face?
It's discomfort and my character is uncomfortable right now because I am wearing a gas mask,
which is to prevent our character from getting sick.
as a result of being around corpses this has been my Ted talk thank you for
listening
there's like no zombies over here so the way that they it works in build 402 at
least I've noticed is like when you first see a chunk like it there are like
the zombies like up here and they have to like spread out so you kind of got
to wait a little bit before we can like go into somewhere seems like
have a can opener yeah you want kill enough zombies to get sick from corpses
bro I mean right now we don't need it because we're not near any corpses but
we were near corpses earlier fuck you do check the bond mother rebounds is that
That on armor makes the penalty physical and submental.
I'll take depression over muscle strain any day fellows, one being TBH.
I can't believe we're in a fucking city right now, dude, our town.
Time to drink another beer.
Didn't help.
Time to drink another another beer.
Reminded that help? Oops.
Garbage? Nope.
Portilla chips burnt, explained.
Yeah, fortunately our sneak is high enough that... oh geez.
Chip.
A lot of people should talk to the sneaking stat in this game. It's kind of worthless.
But we how much do we have? I think we have three right now. Yeah
Oh
Or two like that's enough oh
God we're tired
Kappa takes caffeine pills
Like it's it's somewhat useful to us for not like we varsity wasn't too
I guarantee we pull those zombies across the street and they come break the windows pretty much
Just wanted to say it anyway.
Not really anything interesting in here.
Lightfoot, very useful, sneak kind of pointless.
Uh, why?
Explain to me, I actually don't know why.
Decrease the noise of your footsteps while they're running, walking, or crouching. Decrease
the distance so that zombies can spot you, and the sound of your footsteps while crouching.
Meow meow meow meow meow. He doesn't know. I don't know. I'm asking for help. Please help me.
Some YouTube nerd did a series on it.
Fucking nerds, dude.
We kind of got to go to that parking lot and peep out those, uh, cars.
damn nine hour stream yeah we're doing another one tomorrow
is we got a we got an epic fucking Pogger sponsor at one
no maintenance this time right fellows
It's a game that you guys love even more than that one.
World of Warcraft in Midnight, no, no, no, I'll give you a hint.
The main character's name is Meltman.
Lawbreakers re-release.
What?
The Meltman?
No.
Meltman.
Meltman.
With the power to melt, dude.
the fucking drill sergeant now
for the bearded you you deserved it
needle all breakers re-release
number battle-born deed holy moly
I gotta wear it way he's wearing the flannel around the waist dude that's
cool
Very fucking 90s, bro
Careful
You fall over thanks
Let's go peep out a
Yep.
Yep.
You were playing Dawngate?
Yeah, that was like the...
So you know how like...
How do I describe this?
How like McDonald's and stuff like that have like evolved into like being like corporate chic.
Don gate to me was like kind of like gaming evolving into like corporate shake almost I I still remember the UI being like so fucking like
Sterilize I don't even know how to describe it properly. I truly don't
Dub
I did play it and I did not like it
There was another MOBA where there was like a cat with like a lightning bolt on its chest.
You guys ever play that one? What the fuck? What was that one called?
It was like a sentient cat.
Was that Overwatch 1? Was that Deadlock?
The Food of Demons are not coming in your ass, dude. What is happening?
Why are we not doing a lot of damage?
We got two boys.
We got three boys.
Bro what?
She was even on the side man!
Yeah, it was strife, that's what it was called.
Bring a fucking beer dude.
Man, it's granched.
You imagine.
I guess technically it's possible to get scratched like that and then fucking die, dude.
That would have been so mad if I took that scratch.
Where's the fucking bathroom at? Hello?
This is like, wait.
Getting infected from a fucking...
...fence scratch.
Wait.
We're already disaffected, we're going to double disinfect bro.
That's how serious I am about hygiene.
Summers unchance to get infected from scratch?
Yeah I know.
Dude, if I fell over there, god man.
I would have to apologize for the very loud noise that would have left my mouth.
I would have been like, FAH! FAH!
Why can't I wash these dirty banes? Hello?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You guys like my house?
I live here now, by the way.
You made this?
Hell yeah, dude!
Carpentry 2 book, man!
taught me everything I know.
Probably should have filled our water.
Quick technical question to all my Zomboid modders in chat.
There's like two of you.
The guy who made the poop mod and the guy who made the RuneScape sounds.
Why does nothing ever spawn?
in microwaves
Chew on that one, buddy
Because they are not a container, but I can put stuff in it
Riddle me that
bitch
Putting mask on masking up remember
No guns
They're kind of wandering out of the parking lot, but there's still quite a few in the parking lot I
Just know one of those as gas we cannot oh my god
Why am I in pain?
Alright, we're on the pharmacy.
Change of plans.
You totally do that with fencefoo?
I don't even know if my fencefoo is powerful enough, fellas.
I don't think they have any spawn locations set for them like other electronics do.
Word?
Okay, follow up question from all my project Zomboid modders in chat.
How come I can't wear the safety cone on my head?
Hmm, don't like this.
You may can't even stop trauma dumping in chat, let's see.
Nah.
What?
Nah, that's just a guy with a screwdriver, it's like...
I'm scared!
Didn't we just stand in this roof and shoot at zombies, guys?
Ha ha ha!
Oh, I realize now that I'm moving slow because of my shin wound.
This is a recipe for disaster.
Let's take this full out real quick.
Cover our maces.
Oops.
We have to get some big killers, dude.
Rat detected.
good.
Dude, I move so slow right now. I have a literal, singular scratch on my shin.
And it has slowed my guy down to almost a crawl when I'm not fucking running.
All right, bring it on.
He's a boo boo?
Or I don't- He's a mercenary, dude.
This shit is nothing to him, man.
Hi.
Hi.
Well, I actually cannot swing on that person because I will break the window and then
to pull the rest of the stream so back around fella
leave her this 24-hour stream you guys trying to kill me
I can't do that shit.
There's gonna be a couple zombies in here probably, so.
Let us be careful.
chip cookies!
I just got to hear Moon what is that thing on your head?
That's my hair.
Come on buddy.
Don't think so. Huh?
Don't need our last sandwich is what I would say if I hadn't already eaten my last sandwich.
down see this burger mmm burrito moving
we're gonna need more painkillers white bows we do not know how many zombies
are out there
fuck
whatever dude
god man
we'll try that mod tomorrow, seems cool
Good motherfucking strings back at one tomorrow, dude.