Hold on, we're going to redo that one.
Greetings!
How do you do, fellas?
a wick in jameleon zazaranth and misterian and sam's number thanks for
seven sure thanks for the bits dude hello leave and swatch thanks for
something looking real as fuck today
call me the chairman because i'm about to go where wins meet
at two jurisdiction in mango bay thanks for something
This is a super Pogger sponsored stream. So the where wins meet campaign. It's called a campaign is three two hour streams.
The second one is today the last one is moon day on moon day. I will be starting at one again
Because it is a campaign that technically makes me a veteran so I will please thank me for my service
Have you get an insane amount of money from this trash?
Yeah, but I don't hate the game.
I truly don't. I truly do not.
Yes.
Yes. We'll see.
Jaws a lot of this result.
Mm-hmm. Literally not trusting anything you say about that. I'm not getting paid right now. So
That is my honest opinion. I'm sorry if you don't like where wins me that's fine. I
Don't hate it
Wait until you have to go through the entire UI to get all your rewards the other way you can tell us by a small red
I have I have said that while sponsored that that is my least favorite thing about the
You are kind of sucks dick
big penis
You look less fat. I'm eating less
What's the plan for after where wins me I'm downloading
WWE 2k 26
I bought the $150 edition.
I can't wait to see all of my cool rewards.
So much for talking shit about the game.
What game?
WWE 2K26.
I decided I wanted to play it because I saw a video of a guy get launched.
From a set piece and then he landed and like his body crumpled like a fucking
Like someone being thrown from a building so
I was like, all right, I'll throw some people off the building. Fuck it, dude. I honestly
Much like the appeal of slop games from itch IO dude these games typically have like a campaign mode that is like extra fucking cringe, so
I'm a peep that
Any goopas in chat dude me all you said it with the ER so
Little bag bags a first of it nebby, thanks for so
I
Come in chat from Pogger wager wide pepo happy who says I love sucking dick at moon moon
Nice.
I.R.
Legend.
Thanks for subbing.
Whale.
Ludacris merchant and Yankees for subbing.
This is still working on your villain haircut.
This is the villain haircut.
Big boy gamer and cheeky thanks for subbing.
is the most IDF coded streamer thoughts.
Bucky Catholic, so
you could you could draw some comparison. Sure.
I had what
has has the burr peanut given his, uh, his official statement.
I'm
Israel.
He said, war is cringing.
Let's get this goop.
Let's get the goop.
I like to, I like the two handers.
Big club, Wamba, thanks for subbing our 25 subs, you very much.
Whoa, how am I doing today?
Very good.
I am a little tired.
I was grinding all night.
Rod Bigman, thanks for subbing.
22 months as Rod Bigman. Thanks for seven.
At a rate are you nine?
Seven out of ten. We love midnight. Now I'm playing monsters and memories, dude.
What's that it's a
an MMO that's going into early access in like two months
demand thanks for some
Do you say concern? No, I mean
I'm playing on the PVP server that that's pretty much why I don't want to
If I'm being honest with it if I'm being TVH
If I'm being TVH it's a game that's punishing just for the point of being punishing you've not you've not played a pleasure game
I'd like
Um
I'll get camped by like a 50 year old gamer dad or some shit dude. He's gonna take all my silver, bro
Describe the Omo
It is a modern take on EverQuest I
Didn't play EverQuest growing up and I barely played it at all, but very nice
Hmm
It's actually just ever quest yeah, but your characters and control like a fucking rock
He queers to the best of them out it has a lot of systems that I like I
Would you rate the graphics?
Um
It has a certain aesthetic I think the first time chatter jet named Zinti on this is I've never watched your stream
Well, I've never seen you around
Agents, please check that guy's passport voting records
I
The X-Fian thanks for seven
You know what's day one of the Harubasho sumo tournament today, no
They pass all right, you won't be deported today
guards the fourth I got. Snatch truck.
Have I been watching for your and no. Look at my hat. My hair.
I
Sactics for so it
Says when's the next moon jam didn't you start pay adds to pay for more moon jams potentially in the future?
Yes
But also I have bills to pay
That's the reality of the situation instead of it's not begging you for more money. Well, which I am very grateful
Um, thank you
I'm gonna I'm gonna take care of that big man
The door did it it's not just as easy as doing a moon jam. It's not
Just do it.
There's a lot of people involved.
No way you can't pay your bills to 10K viewers when others with 1K manage just fine.
It's an excellent discussion and I'm very excited to talk about it, so let's get into it.
Fuck you.
I mean that's really pretty much a fuck yourself.
That's the reality of the situation.
Alimony hitting hard, huh?
I cannot and I will not discuss the particulars of my financials.
Sorry.
But it's very funny when you type that.
After I end stream I sit down and I'm like, that's one guy.
Pull my sock up.
You see the dude in TikTok that plays Arc Raiders and asks people their opinions on
Trump?
No.
Baby Doc takes first seven.
Young Moon Moon would beat your ass.
young moon moon would be like dude what what do you mean you have to run ads on
your stream now
huh what do you mean the ads you can't look away from them
what do you mean gas is five dollars a gallon huh
what do you mean you're rents almost three thousand dollars
what the fuck you mean what's happening
3,000, it's not 3,000.
Come on, thanks for subbing.
Moog is trying to get that generational wealth, so it's going to have to worry respect
of Ryan.
I mean, yeah. Yes, sir. Yes, sir
But what if he messes up and like spends all his money in a gotcha game we gotta be careful
My friend's portion of his rent with three roommates in Manhattan is 3.8 K
But that's getting a trust I mean
I guess I guess you are able to like divvy out the money like in payments through trust
and that's probably better than giving like a lump sum when he's like a certain age
Um
Well, what if he spends that divvied out money on a a gotcha game
What if he spends it on Cal sheet betting on traffic go on the net this
Betting on traffic on some highway in Brazil dude
would you recommend where wins meet on ps5 expecting your godgamer opinion on this one
I have no fucking idea how it runs on ps5 bro I'm gonna be honest
Zimt got thanks for something
Oh
My god when you timed up that guys they's never been in chat wait
I was just joking. Don't actually deport that guy. He slurred after. No, he didn't.
I was immediately on time. The log doesn't show that. Why not? When I check the logs,
it says he's still tied up. What the hell?
We'll look out like some. I've been in I've been misinformed, dude.
Favorite slur, Gupa, Gupa.
He's having time out. It will say they are in band. Yeah, that's what that's what happened.
I can just not do it if it jumpscares you just do it for shorter I guess it'll end with
like a couple minutes or some shism as the meme so I don't freak out. Oh my god! What's the song?
Well lucky for you there's absolutely no timestamp so I'm going to copy the video
at the current time and then link it to you. You might have to go back a little bit. I don't
I don't feel like going back.
New streaming schedule small M.
So I'm trying to do sponsors on top of normal stream.
So whenever I have a sponsor I'm going to train schedule
up before starting time.
So, yeah, whenever that happens, then yes.
Today is weird because I'm supposing as part of their weird Chinese ad campaign, they want
everyone to play today at 2pm, whereas every other day I can choose when to play.
I got some sperm in my throat, dude.
You found it on SoundCloud?
How?
A real sellout would know that with the reset time for where wins meet, I'm sorry.
My skills just ain't there yet.
He'd do something funny like play Overwatch.
I'd rather play 20 hours of where wins meet than 30 minutes of Overwatch and I'm not joking.
Unpaid.
I'm not joking. That's not a joke. I'm sorry. At least there's like stuff for me like experience
for the first time and where wins me. You know what I mean? The combat is actually kind
of engaging for me. Me when I'm playing Overwatch. This is tracer reloading. The Reinhardt I'm
shooting has the giant fucking anal beam healing him through my damage
blink bomb whiff explodes on the ground I get one shot
I think we're so it
you meet up an old man and his grandson your combat experience so far is pretty limited to those who capable of defending themselves.
Okay, counterpoint that old man is has transcended
the human barrier of Wusha.
That guy has toad form.
Osha? No, Wusha.
It's Wushu. Whatever, man.
Who cares? It's Wuxia!
It's called Sage Mode.
I love that dancing poor. Oh, man. Holy fuck. Yeah, he's dude. He just stomped it so hard
Mom yeah
That beat the arena at the general shrine. Yeah, it was pretty easy Kappa
You know for this campaign that I'm a part of they want me to get to the new region
And I have four hours to do it. Do you think it's possible, fellas?
Better hurry.
You have like 30 plus hours of content.
Let me read this shit hang on.
If your character is level 14, you will have access to the new Hexi region.
So I just got to get to level 14 and then go to the new Hexi region.
That's possible.
I got to level seven in the first stream.
It takes like an hour of spamming outposts by the way.
I'm not like in a rush if I can get there easy peasy.
Like I'm going to take my time.
I'm going to read the unhinged Dark Souls messages on the ground.
I'm going to be clicking people's profiles.
Like, uh, Dong Zhuo's wife whose description was, I miss
Dong Zhuo and his big belly and it hurt.
The profile was set up in such a way that the,
The character that they made was like like longing like standing like a dutiful
Ancient Chinese wife waiting for Dong Zhuo to return
Where is Dong Zhuo I miss his big belly to the funniest part to me is like I
I like to imagine that is not an English player. I like to imagine that is someone who has poorly translated Chinese to English
And they think it's a really fucking funny to like just roleplay
Some dude posted the Quran and where wins me
Can you play where wins me on Ramadan
Yes, there's no sex nice
Nice.
Ever I was going to say, oh yeah, who here watched Three Kingdoms 2010, that Chinese
television show?
The Game of Thrones of China.
You're not on YouTube anymore?
Yeah, they took that shit out, bro.
They took it out, dude.
The portrayal of Dong Zhuo and that show is really good.
They got a piece of shit.
They watch apothecary diaries, no!
historical dramas in general are key now
and
honestly one of my favorite
one of my favorite
characters
ever portrayed in media is sasa from three kingdoms twenty ten by that guy
he does it perfectly
Holy fuck man
Dude
God me so he's so fucking
Cool man, dude when he's sitting at the fucking
When he parlays with God, what's his name you want to shout?
And he like skips away after oh my god, dude
He just didn't he did not give a fuck, dude
Hello, Ezio
He plays Lee would be in another show too he does super well as him too. I don't like it's like those stories
At their base level that story
The Romance of the Three Kingdoms or whatever. Very basic, like moralistic. Very basic. But
like the thing that made it like interesting for me is specifically, Sao Sao. And the
reason I say he's basic and moralistic is because Leo Bay and what he was supposed to represent
in that story and his little faction or whatever is the most basic of them all and I super am
not interested in what Leo Bay does or has to do bad.
I do not like Leo bad and I like
Not a fan I like that I like Jugee Leon in this in that show I thought I thought it was really good
Lee Leo base sucks man. Leo base sucks ass dude. This guy's like I am a scion of the Imperial house
like this this guy's like this guy literally dry begs himself into like
being as close to the emperor as he could possibly get literally dry begging
and you might be thinking what is dry begging okay I know some of you know
what dry begging is right
No
I'm at imagine you're at a party and
You and all your friends are smoking weed
And there's a guy you don't know who walks up and starts talking to you like oh man
Is that fucking is that kush dude? Oh, man, it's been like two years since I smoked kush
Fuck man. Yeah, God. I would love. Oh, man. I would love it. Oh god, man
I'm all I don't get paid till next week man. Otherwise, I'd smoke you guys out
In Lear Bay was like was
The reason Lear Bay is prolific in that story is because he has the same surname as
I'm trying to remember if I have a problem like correct in my head you would
And there is an emperor in the past who had Liu as a surname.
I'm pretty sure.
So people are like, oh my god, like, you must be related to that guy.
So like, those guys like, whatever he does is like, I am Liu Bei, like, you know, so
they're like, oh, okay dude.
I don't know.
He's distantly related to the imperial line.
That's it.
Yeah.
So he like, he like, he tries to like be humble, but he's like, oh, you know,
I'm just, I'm just a cobbler, dude.
And that's the thing, in the story,
Leeu Bay made shoes, right?
He was a cobbler, Jesus, carpenter,
maybe also made shoes.
or bombs yeah or bombs shatter or bombs Jesus also distantly related to an
emperor slash king really I did not know that wait really oh he's related to God
right yeah um oh okay wait really when was that story ring it wasn't like the
1400 yeah the 14th century was it was when romance of three kingdoms right dude
whoever wrote this shit was a fraud holy fuck dude this guy read the Bible one
time was like yep that's lee obey oh man
mama Mia it was a shoe sympathizer who did everything that he could to paint
lee obey as a hero
He was dude even even in the his story. He's kind of like not a hero though
He just kind of comes off like dude
He does some slimy shit in romance of the three kingdoms like he likes straight up I
Forget I'm pretty sure it's outside who invites him and like gives him
Command or let now I come in like governance of a city because he had been exiled
And then Southside has to go fight a war and the while Southside was gone
Liu Bei like abdicates and then just takes the city and
Then he says oh the people love me so much that I think I deserve this and that
Everyone loves the fact that I now am in control of this
Meanwhile, this guy's going around the fucking peasant countryside like oh man, does he betray
like three different lords?
At least two.
I cannot remember right now, but that's how it gives him his seal of command and he takes
the army plus a city because smart.
Yeah.
Dude, he literally gets convinced to like, like what is the actual justification?
Sousa was devious it like that's the reason why I'm a sousa the laser, but I'm gonna be honest
Dude
I've no idea what I got we're talking about a 14th century Chinese literature
Would you prefer to speak about some ball and shoot chapter
I
Don't the old dice or games always paint shoe as good and who is bad
That paint who is like a tragic
Like failed to realize their potential
like brave
courageous land that produces many brave and courageous people, but like for like a
series of reasons like eventually did not realize their full potential. They paint
away as it is kind of like extremely competent and bordering on tyrannical in
a lot of ways. My dude when I was a kid you know I
I play at first play dinosaur is to I think I never even played dinosaur.
I played dinosaurs to first.
I love I love shoe.
I thought she was awesome.
But as I as I got older and you know, I've been exposed like different
interpretations of like the book.
Um, definitely.
I'm a way ahead, dude.
I'm a way ahead for sure.
Torpedo.
Thanks for something.
for sure. Do you
that she was boring?
The shoe, like
she has some interesting stories.
Um,
I will say in the specific, the whole reason for five reasons I brought three
kingdoms 2010, like the
the TV show that they made.
Um,
there are some interesting things about shoe.
And most of them do not have to do with Liubei.
Liubei spikes his kid on the, his literal infant child on the ground on his head.
And the person who wrote the Three Kingdoms
probably made that up, probably made that up
to justify later on
So, this is one of the first things I learned about, like, Chinese culture, okay, as it
pertains to ancient Chinese mythos.
The name of Liu Bei Sun, the one who was spiked on the ground on his head according to the
guy who wrote romance of three kingdoms in the 14th century, um, the older Chinese people,
I don't know younger Chinese people do it. They use Liu Bei's son's name as an insult.
And I forget, I forget what like the word is that they use for it, but they will
call someone by that name if they think that that person is like stupid or like unqualified
or so should.
Um, it's called a no.
Okay.
So this guy probably never got spiked on his head by his dad on the battlefield.
he was just fucking stupid and then I think that's so funny the guy who wrote the story
was like hmm maybe we should justify his stupidity with a traumatic brain injury but also simultaneously
paint the loyalty of this guy's office.
Liu Bei did not deserve the loyalty of anyone, dude.
Nobody, bro.
No one.
He didn't do shit, bro.
He wasn't a tactical mastermind.
Like, literally all he did was be nice occasionally.
He'll Guan Yu and Zheng Fei.
Dude.
sure and then their response that was oh I hereby pledge a lifetime of loyalty to
this guy I almost just met oh I'm gonna get some coffee one sec
you
I
Know hello gov
Hello, hello 30 second coffee dude, I
Guess so distracted talking about the three kingdoms the
The yield corporate segment begins in two minutes, so hang on.
My wife wants to know if you'll be late to the threesome.
Boom.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
I'm a medium player, a mile out, of course, brother.
Daps you up.
If you watch some serious trivia, let's talk history videos on 3 Kingdom Spheria.
I might. I might. I might.
I'm feeling extremely Chinese.
All right, guards, hit me with the cut.
Actually, I'll let me launch the gift first.
Serious trivia on YouTube has a lot of the real history explain.
I will confess I'm not 100.
I'm not inundated with a lot of the real history, but like
It's pretty easy to tell in the story itself like what is probably like very exaggerated
Boom
Oh, there we go!
You're gonna open more messages like yesterday and where wins me?
Uh, me personally.
I love engaging with the community on where wins me.
They're so awesome, dude.
So much interesting stuff to say, man.
Well, that was quick.
Alright, how do I hide the UI again?
Wait, what just happened?
Hey guys!
Welcome back to everyone's favorite playthrough.
Where wins me?
With the Meltman.
My agent said he was shocked when he saw my character, by the way.
it's so funny because like like these guys have been have been repping like a
different side of twitch like a more normal down to earth side like like
like
So one thing you can do where wins me is Tai Chi by the river and killed 30 fish with one
gesture fellas.
This is a river, says Chuan Lian.
How do I come out?
Devious grin.
We gotta find Uncle Joe, dude.
Hold on.
Sorry to...
...to pull something up real quick.
Um, thank you Everstone Studio, of course, for sponsoring this stream.
Let's rock.
Robs you.
Kitten.
Top scholar.
Meow.
Kitten.
Top scholar.
Meow.
Why are the things eyes so big?
It like if you love kittens and cats.
Oh my god, yes.
So much yes.
I'm petting every cat I see.
Oh, thank you.
Didn't know what it was till now
Uncle Joe
And where wins me for the less impatient gamer you can of course three times speed all of the dialogue level
Is this pitchfied
He assessed my resolve it's not easy to travel to heavens
Got a talent one.
Oh wait, I'm drunk now.
Press R2 to throw and with an intense second time.
Either early, classic ancient Chinese game, get drunk on moonshine and throw arrow into
jar.
Combo earned bonus points.
Oh, that's hard.
Oh my gosh.
Wait.
It looked like he made it.
He did make it.
Boom. Dang! Dude, I had to split my brain down the middle for that one.
Hey, you got smoked in it.
Though defeated, your opponent departs with dignity.
Do you think he departed to the Hexy Region expansion update now live for all players?
Mayhaps.
What the heck was my talents again?
I want to fleaking use them.
The bell.
I found it.
What's this one?
Critical damage bonus.
I don't even do any critical damage, dude.
What's this one?
Ah yes, fire.
Survive fatal damage once, noob.
I don't know what precision is.
I think I'm gonna go for the ability.
Breathe fire of Hank.
Two.
There we go, we got assigned.
Nope, no it didn't.
Okay, mayhaps this is the wrong triangle?
Question mark?
What?
I don't understand what's happening.
I just unlocked the slot okay, I understand
Greetings Goosonga
Actually don't care sorry wait it's Shoe Shoe or Danties wearing green
Queen!
And I have time for Nonsense!
You dare speak his name in my presence?
hidden treasure is it gonna sell to me you know drunk you know outsiders come to
heaven's pier just jar of premium parting tears I weren't waiting for that wine
I'd have gone searching yeah he's trying to sell it to me I don't want money oh just
one part I don't think I have this goodbye this isn't the hexi region shoe
Shure's not gonna leave me to the Hexi region.
We gotta get to the Hexi region. The Hexi region.
Let's be friends.
Game time 114 days, huh?
I don't want to be friends.
Game time 113 days.
I wonder if that's playtime.
I pooped here dude.
Clay Clare Obscure, aka the Goaty of 2025, mark my words.
Bold Gambit by City Ruins.
Bold Gambit.
Look.
Paul Goodman.
Paul Goodman was here by Paul Goodman.
How do I zoom in?
That is Paul Goodman for sure dude.
This guy has done as many missions as me.
The show was 111 days ago.
I have to do it.
Watch out for PDFs, they are posting in signposts.
Six sevens is another guy.
Dude, our people...
Probably Paul Goodman would stand for that kind of behavior.
Is this Shushour? It is.
Why does this guy scratch it, dude?
He's got bed bugs.
Hold on.
Activating.
Wait, how do I do stroll mode again?
Alright, I kind of ruined the surprise.
meridian touch some paths are got out by strangely colored butterflies living
in the hidden leading to hidden realms and untold rewards well I gotta cure this
guy's scabies though
where does Aunt Holland get the money to host the first jar of banquet I've
I've never seen her flunk on both before.
Okay, I can't meridian touch the dog.
I'm gonna cure your itchy fella.
I'm not itchy at all now.
Dub.
Make him itchy again.
All things must be balanced. Therefore your itch must return.
Hit it in the pan.
That's not Paul Goodman.
It seems the way art leaps across the skies the green-sink hisses where allies it seems the deflection press R1 to deflect
Have you dead?
Shadow step I don't know how to do that
up. After clipping the Nameless Sword and holding the L2 plus Trong L2 and let's just
see a special skill, I don't have that though. Just Shadow Step Doofus. Anyone, any Shadow
So steppers in chat.
Upgrade the weapon.
Hmmmm...
How?
How good.
Upgrade.
Unlock after talent is activated.
Martial level can I exceed character level?
Dude, I'm fucking upgrading!
Yeah
Stop swearing sorry guys. I'm just a vulgar guy Jim
That face the work of art. Thank you it actually took like an hour to make
dude classic wusha pose dude
guess we're gonna help that guy?
Here's actually getting eaten by a dog right now.
Heh, help, help, mother help!
Don't you worry.
I'll be right there.
Grappling hook!
Alright, watch this.
What's happening?
Wait, was that Shirefus?
Oh, I can anti-cheat this thing.
Only for big enemies?
Oh.
Here, the secret manual is now yours.
What?
Oh, Ultimate Zhong?
Who's that?
With a title this bold, it must be worth a look.
The secrets of 100 Masters finally revealed.
This book grants you instant mastery of forbidden arts.
Hmm, it's that easy, huh?
No wolf, then CHG, T time 5 times, repeat 3 times to complete.
What form of English is this?
I got 24th stage cancer trying to read this.
Hi.
Enemy spotted.
Oh. Wrong button.
Wait, Razzbergs were on a vine like that? What the heck? I knew that, actually. I was
just testing you guys.
New exploration. Who's the boss?
Where'd that thing that was chasing go?
Wait, let's pay our respects at the shrine, fellas.
Teleports behind you?
Nothing personal.
Rips your fur off with one...
No one button.
They call me the skin taker.
Which sect am I joining?
The sect of 100 secrets.
W.
Reached Shad and still misses it?
I'm not sure what I missed.
I also am illiterate, I can't read.
Which is why I am interested in exploring the new desert map with new storylines to engage
and boss fights to attempts.
I'm a man of action.
Wahoo!
Check it out.
I promise there's other bamboo I can cut down.
main story the wild man comes from southern land no silk nor steam a wanderer grained over
rivers cross from Janine Strain he came dust through the peach blue courtyard now is still
So, with wind in arms, he breaks the cobwebs filly green.
Up to the cloud top, tower we haste wine cups,
Clink as joy is basted, who's scatter so on the spring when he-
Okay.
Chapter one.
Is I in the prologue?
You think that's the-
On-on is banging.
Is it YouTube link? Alright. Who knows where that could lead?
Hey fellas!
Oh!
Miss Han is it ready Dave what the miss Han it's mad up to you give me this give me that
Come to kitchen and get it yourselves
Just always started and the madam's already fuming
That boy of yours has got you mad again, hasn't he well speak of the devil. There's guys big gossip. Oh my god
Would you look at who the wind finally blew back home?
I
Let's come down first on Han being angry will give you wrinkles. I
Know I know I should have come back earlier, but it really wasn't my fault
I was ambushed by a bad stop talking like you're a human
Abandoned in black. Are you hurt? No, I wasn't hurt
It was just that the bandit was skilled. He was a little hurt
His swordplay was fierce and swift always shifting and changing. He was like a raging storm
He brought down an entire bamboo grove
If only I could go to the jungle and learn martial arts, I'd be able to take him for sure
Jungwoo Jungwoo all you ever talk about is the Jungwoo. Yeah, I'm hearing about it for a decade
You trying to drive me crazy on Han why would you let me go to the jungle?
What a word from Uncle John. Doesn't that worry you?
Whoever took the pendant might be connected to him. He left a mark on the cabin
Yeah?
Don't make me actually do it.
Oh my, oh my god.
Wait, I gotta caustic.
Here.
Take some wine, good sirs.
I do not care, I am trying to reach the Hexi region.
That has 20 new sub areas, 11 distinctive new bosses, 7 major main stories and dozens
of side quests.
Killer Blade, what a name by the way.
of that. Where's Dong at? Can we play Mahjong? Mahjong God Challenge. I wasn't even aware
I had money.
All right, fellas.
Um.
I gotta be honest, I do not know how to play Majo.
Am I like trying to get rid of some of these?
Pong?
It's like poker.
Am I trying to make a hand on the board right now?
Because if so, it's not going so hard, I'm gonna be honest.
Clear hand of the designated suit first.
What happened to the thing I just put there?
I'm just getting rid of every kind of one thing.
And all I want are these lines right here, fellas.
Here are the five.
What's this nine over here for?
I don't think...
I don't think Melman's gonna win, fellas.
Two, three, seven, seven, eight, four, six.
The numbers don't make sense for them either.
The guy on the right is fucking...
stoked.
Freaking stoked.
HE POIGED ME!
HE KEEP POGGING ME!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
They're called cards. These are not cards.
I'm just gonna put everything down. I don't know what to do. I don't know what else to
do. Keep ponging me. This snake ponged me, dude.
Alright, give it up. Let's look at the intro.
Make four sets in one pair using at least two suits.
That's it.
Do I have to make them on the board?
In my hand.
Four sets, one pair.
I got minus 480 points.
I want to try one more time.
You weren't doing bad?
Um, I think I was doing bad.
I think I was.
Pretty confident I was doing extremely bad.
So what does that change?
I'm the dealer, play first.
That...
Four sets, one pair.
In my hand.
So we're just getting rid of stuff right now, I think.
I don't know.
four sets one pair
you're just clicking random shit no I'm shaving I'm shaving these down be got
One, two, three. Boom.
Uh, get rid of that.
I am- I am just clicking stuff. Like, the chatter's all wrong, actually. How come I can't interact with these dots?
That's the deck that I chose.
I think...
You're ponged, baby.
When I get ponged is he- wait, no, I- maybe I ponged?
Not sure.
What just happened?
Oh man.
Must clear hand of designated suit first.
Do I need to get rid of all these though?
The grey ones.
Oh no, I can't interact with them!
I assumed I couldn't, they were greyed out!
Oh no! Okay, hold on, one more time.
You can pong with another player just as far as style conforms set with yours.
Very...
Very good that it's shooting.
So that's my set on the right.
Those are my sets.
Uh, why is this glowing?
We draw any of these tiles you will who and when.
Uh-oh.
Wait, did I get rid of the wrong one?
Now I did.
Oh no.
It's telling me my moves, I think.
Wait, maybe I've lost so much that it's giving me like assistance right now.
Don't remove the glowing?
I think I do.
I think I do remove the glowing.
freaking ponging and I'm not
uh let's get rid of this one
so what is the designated suit
What just happened?
I WON!
Yippee!
Battle of Attrition.
All right, Lee.
No, you didn't win.
You just had the most points.
It sounds like a win to me.
It sounds like a dub to me.
B.
No, you didn't win. You just had the most points. Sounds like a win to me. Sounds like
a dub to me.
Try drink. Oh man that was totally worth it. Do not drink.
Maybe I'll bring it on you tonight!
Miners are not allowed to drink!
The love more wine than we can stay the sting of parting's grave.
So this is parting tears?
It seems you know your wine.
If you drink the parting tears of Heaven's pier, it brings to mind the one you miss most in this life.
Huh?
The one I miss most?
Then tell me this.
These hatred towns is missing someone no, that's not the same emotions you're thinking about them and the love and hate both fit
That bill right?
How interesting
If I can't taste wine, this good again next year
Miners are gonna allow him to drink!
If you like it come back next year in the Pear Blossom's room
Now that I look at you, you're quite lovely.
I just wonder if that perky little nose has ever caught the scent of a swordsman.
It is so much of a filthy man.
Why are you standing there for?
Party this hour and the serving dishes have yet to arrive.
Go to the kiln and look in the...
Am I the miner?
Never see the one.
I think she is.
Affinity damage bonus.
I want to unlock that.
Marshall Mastery up.
Guys in Chinese Mythos, whenever a character has just one name, they're usually very important.
And no.
There is no reason for that.
It means they've transcended the bounds of normal society.
They've shirked the weight of a civilized surname and instead wander the beauty and lands of
China.
Which is why of course our character only has one name, Meltman.
The power to melt.
I got a meridian this guy hang on.
Hello.
It's Shushu-er.
Dang it. All right, hold on. Unfreezes you.
Wait, what was the pose?
Okay.
I did it! Now jump on his head, like Mario, focus him!
Give me my reward!
Thank you. What does Echo Jade pour? Is anyone there?
Eat it. Mmm. I don't think I can eat it. I think it's a rock.
A couple of stores and poor poles.
Oh, gotcha in the cosmetics, dude.
May I ask for a like? Thank you.
I doubt voted.
Have I got a 40k boat please?
My character is canonically afraid of water, so...
No I cannot.
That's why he runs on it.
He doesn't want to get wet.
Dude, it's fucking...
freaking meow meow! Let's rock. Running around at the speed of Sam. I think I'm running up
the wall. I'm not entirely sure. I'm not confident this is the way I'm supposed to be doing
They win? They serve.
Why am I jumping? My guy wasn't going up the wall.
I think Meow Meow took pity on us.
Yep, I will do whatever you want.
New teleport.
In our oboe bank please, how about I read this message.
I am from India.
Blah blah blah.
Damn!
Use English!
I am Sri Lanka.
So true.
Oops.
So true dude.
Do you think they play co-op in Sri Lanka?
There are co-op modes, minigames, PVP modes, group dungeons, and more!
I'm heckin' crouching.
This guy said FATTY.
The dead guy?
We having corpes party lol.
Updude.
The fat shame is wild work lol.
Down vote.
Same lol.
I stole this guy's horse limb that way it's...
Oh my god it's the guy from...
Andreas not having a good time here.
Smashing his keyboard in two different comments.
I stole this guy's horse!
No, you li- oh it is him.
You know quick take me
Take a moment Melvin is benevolent
Oh my god, I might be killer blade
What killer killer music keeps coming out
Oh my god.
It's Hec-Killer Blade.
He looks so sad.
I don't know if I can hit that.
Oh my!
I wonder if they're supposed to be music.
Okay dude.
No, I won't.
I could have done it.
I was just getting used to combat again.
Oh
On your feet come on pop take me to blissful retreat
what stop pretending that wound won't kill you that old battleaxe hung
sheng shun is hiding in blissful retreat isn't she yeah that's where he's on
I just want something from her I'm not going to kill anyone who are you
trying to fool with that act
What is the Jong Hoos you and now it's killer blade the world the Marshall
No realm, got it.
Oh, he killed that guy.
This guy's cool.
What do you want to know? Why did you come after you?
Find it.
Is he going to carry us?
If two lives fail, then we'll try four.
Why are you dawdling? Do you take a few hits and your legs give out?
With these injuries, this is as quick as I can move.
If you're in such haste, why not go ahead yourself?
I told you. I don't know the way. With all these swordsman pouring into Chinhe,
It's risky to wander blindly
This one retreat is in a valley to the south. It's quite easy to find
All these valleys around Qinghe make my husband you little brat. Were you trying to fool me?
If you want to take my word for it ask someone else dude fine
I'll kill a few more shopping years man. That's cool
on you really have no shame
Since you're so good-hearted, why don't you just leave the way?
Can I?
Guys!
Who's there sticking around like that?
Hmm.
Stay put, Pop.
If you're gone when I get back, I'll have your head.
Chill killer, boy.
So, the drawing of who is the Marshal Realm?
Maybe we are running.
Uh-oh.
Is the martial realm just the world?
Or is it like an alternative world where people can like, stand on tree branches that
should snap and eat their weight?
Marshal wonders where the Murrem is located.
Part of China called Zhonghu.
Hide-and-seeker passage.
I heard it's in Guatemala.
Yeah, I don't think so.
a blinker will do. Chest located. I got some hemostatic powder if anyone wants some.
We hit it so hard it exploded one second later, such as the force of our martial arts.
dog located
just get my kill awesome
fell born
that is not a good move I think maybe
My greatest foe Wolf.
Dog.
And I wall run?
I've used up all Veggie mechs.
What just happened?
What?
I had food?
Who gave me food?
Next, Air Leaves for Seven says, wow, I can't wait to play Where Wins Me, a fast-paced
adventure out now.
Yes, and it has been out.
Hmm, it's like my tattoo, by the way.
It's a flower.
Yes, go back to the place that guy that you're afraid is evil is trying to reach immediately.
That's a good plan, Shadow Stuff.
with this. Hmmm... Ok. What this one? Another slot.
Understood.
Don't just take time to open for safety open and remotely using celestial seas.
I don't have that.
I don't think.
Okay, it's a snake that just hit me probably 700 damage.
see skill back in heaven's pier.
Well, suppose it's time to figure out how to time travel, or fast travel, eh, fellas?
He says not knowing how to do that.
Open the map.
Hmm, the map you say.
Bandit detective.
Panshee!
Behold, Shadow Step.
What is the map?
I'm not playing PC, I'm using a controller.
Think about it.
Got it.
If it's up here, then surely it's near the water, right fellas?
The Palace of Anals.
I don't actually know where this is man, I don't know.
The marker.
No, that's my, that's my main quest.
This one?
Near the book marker.
This one.
I don't know if I can, we'll track it.
My main quest location is Heaven's Pier.
No it's not, it's the Blissful Garden.
Have you even been listened to the story, dude?
Teleports to the fire?
Mmm.
Mylog unlocks moon veil mountain map.
I can't teleport there.
Bro unlocked nothing.
I'm trying to get to the new Hexi region expansion.
and you are free to choose between single player and multiplayer.
I'm not gonna get there anytime soon.
This fool in Twitch chat does not understand that level 14.
We can and we'll get there.
Oops.
He's too short, dude.
I'm losing to this snake.
I don't think we'd buy the snake, fellas.
Fine.
Okay, now sip the leaves, sip the leaves.
Big sip-a.
Endless tear drink-a.
Where's the mount?
I do have a horse.
That's okay, because we're gonna fly.
Summon's horse?
You play as Game On Mobile? I do not think so, fellow.
I do have a horse.
Okay, go fast. Oh, that's the one I stole.
I mean, liberated.
I straight up do not know how to make this go fast.
Oh, wait. You can play it on mobile, fella?
enjoy brother brother chatter it was not heaven's fear behind us
I think we might move faster not on a horse
Holy guacamole!
Okay, now where do we get the sea skill?
World boss?
That's so far away.
I can teleport.
Those are the sea's right at the entrance.
Talk to the lounge guy on the steps.
I want to fight this world boss though. He gives me multiple yellow items.
It's friggin go on you!
He's gonna cut see.
My brother's the eighth Alan Stank guard over the common folk.
We got our land and we're out the foe.
Traitor.
Face your fate.
Shen Wu.
Oh my.
You cannot, you cannot uh...
the
the blogger
Oh my, what a speed.
boss difficulty is high. You're recommended to challenge after level 30.
I want to try again the way that I just did it.
Nice flip move.
I can't move!
Oh, god.
I can't move!
Oh
But we need Sam, we need Sam
I was animation locked dude.
I'm taking like a thousand damage from some of those heads.
Well, maybe we can, uh...
In our way.
Attack or healing has a chance to grant one stack of effect
that increases your damage in the healing belt.
Stack it up to five times.
Oh, my character is too stupid.
Too stupid.
Am I level 12 now?
Yippee!
Let's rock.
Okay.
Fight elite enemies without resource consumption.
I wish there was a way to just like quick...
quick uh...
Reboot.
How much is this game and what systems can I play?
This game is free and you can play it on PlayStation, Epic Games Store, Steam and Mobile.
Oh my, the delay.
Got him ass.
Oh my
Oh my god, there's a face here I didn't even think of that.
I can't really see.
Oh
and
One more try, one more try, one more try.
I think it like drains my stamina.
I think I ever used that one.
All right, one more try for real.
One more try for real.
How many phases is this?
It's just two, right?
I see that he has like two dots on his health bar.
I miss the stagger attack?
I don't think so.
of
Goof.
Why aren't you running?
That's a lot of damage.
No, dude!
Alright, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more.
I didn't realize there was a second part of my L2 square that I haven't been, I literally
haven't been, I think it's giving me a shield or I just got lucky in Proxima,
Kinda like weird passive I had.
Also how come I can't do it?
Oh my god, I think I have to do it immediately afterwards.
I've literally been using that skill wrong.
of
death
of
death
of
not a fan of the smoke will admit
Oh
Very important we block that attack by the way, there's like a million damage.
of
That looks like one year, I don't know if it is, uh, the mass.
You got some fun. You don't know, dude.
I'm level 13. Only one more level until we can go to the new Hexi region.
The expansion update that's live for all players.
Is this Legend mode?
Yeah.
Please tell me more.
The region brings a new desert map to explore with new storylines to engage in boss fights
to attempt. Oh, this is the Gacha element. Cosmetic stuff. And it's not paying to win!
I don't even know if I can, yeah I got no, I got no currency, guys.
I got nothing.
What's a freaking loser, dude?
Excuse me.
I'm excusing myself preemptively.
Uh, excuse me.
Are everyone enjoying the game?
I certainly am Ian Hannaf.
I certainly am.
He's got a lookin' GIGA homeless.
Alright, we're looking for a guy sitting on some steps.
Like me.
Dislikes you.
Freak you, I won't do what you tell me. Freak you, I won't do what you tell me.
What?
Trying to rob me?
I'm taking a picture.
It was pro um I always zoom in L to our thumbs to get
I'm moving
Wait, I have an idea
Do I take the picture
It's square, it's square, it's square.
Where is he limping?
Stop!
Yes. Goodbye. Guys, don't look at my app data folder, dude. Stop. Stop it. That's my roaming
folder. We're looking for a guy sitting on some steps. Where was that chatter who knew
the guy that I need to speak to? The characters injured. Oh. Oh, this guy. This is precisely
the fella described.
Really, there are a few, but scoundrels are plentiful.
Ask.
You mean there's something fishy about this drinking contest?
I wouldn't call it fishy, just some common Jong-Hoo tricks.
There, look, see that vial on the table that contains a special.
What's a special?
A relic to the dispillier and her power.
Yeah, I give up.
It's too fast.
Look right at that, on top left, to see injuries.
Did I get injured by the spooky...
new puppeteermans. Also, I don't have my mouse. Maybe I have a mouse. One disease to treat.
Aw, I got a sprain, guys. Aw. Man, I don't want to seek the miracle healer.
We're gonna go to the clinic, guys.
I'm gonna go wait in line for three hours.
What do I...
Oh, we got the ability already.
Wait, it replaced my Tai Chi.
I wonder if I could have Tai Chi'd that moral boss.
I doubt it.
He was big though.
You saying this stream it fixes it after a while?
Like this?
I mean, it's not a stream though, it's a river.
Challenge two ways.
to get drunk again! I'll take you on parting tears, don't be arrogant, accept your challenges.
I will bully a child. Where's my vial? Why so hesitant? Oh, so this guy was using an elixir
to prevent himself from throwing up and challenging everyone to a drinking contest.
Oh wait, no, he's using the magical Wusha pills that cultivate you to a new level of
existence or something.
Well, well, in the Zhonghu...
Okay, okay, read it.
Okay, what do you think the Zhonghu was?
In the Zhonghu, there are heroes and treasures, battles and romance, hatred and love.
Haha, nope, you've got it all wrong.
Out here, staying alive is what really matters.
Small fish have their ways, dragon and whales have theirs.
The Zhonghu needs both.
I hear where the Zhonghu sounds like just like this village, yet it's much bigger.
Wouldn't it be a shame not to see it for ourselves?
Don't explore every flageling must forward to fight!
Now, don't underestimate the skill of taunt used properly in terms of an enemy's weapon against them.
Find some danis to practice on.
Maybe we need to get in the wrong hoop, kid.
Can I like...
redirect to their arrow?
In combat, disarm an enemy and counter with their own weapon.
Okay.
Grab a passerby- wait, it's teaching me to rob people.
The skills being cast openly while being seen target may retaliate, maybe marked as wanted.
Errrm...
Yes!
Isn't this the one where you get, like, paraded around in a wagon if you get wanted or
something?
people like make fun of you and they laugh they're like ha ha ha
oh oh oh oh maybe we should check out this the spear arena again
Oh ho ho.
Laughing to the bank like ho ho ho.
I remember what my abilities do on this.
Spear 4 with coaching forces and high damage enter unrivaled state upon hitting an enemy
uh you enter high speed mode more quickly okay mobilize target resource 30 endurance
I forgot what uh
the spinning attack. Take a long blade to air causing it to spin rapidly and lighten
the adult mind. Oh wait. The twin blades have that transformation. The entonacity and crystal
moves for your light attacks are empowered to celestial fury attacks drain HP. Oh.
You can go bigs!
Can that be a spellcaster in this game?
Nah, I'm trying to think of like a...
It's like Dark Souls, except like you hold these like modifiers to do like special moves pretty much.
Impairing.
Yeah.
I like the berry.
Feel like...
You'd be all like, block.
I don't think I have a teleport over there.
Have this one.
You climb that wheel?
Dude, you can climb anything!
Yippee!
Where's my puck?
What?
Wait.
Wahoo!
I
of
a
No, I stop wait, I gotta I gotta shout
Thanks ever stone studio or sponsor go
I don't know
Let me out
These are spamming up if I disconnect them I don't know how to leave
F3 of course, silly me
A doi?
Guys, look at the kite. That's what elderly people used to do for fun.
Cultivate the wind.
Treat the goose. Wait, is this the same goose that kicked our booby hole?
Use wind sense and select a method to heal the Goose.
I forget how to use wind sense, it automatically did it for me just now.
B.
Hey, stop moving, mouse.
You hold the L2 and press circle?
Oh my bad.
Oh wait, I'm looking at stuff.
What?
A thug in the village.
The same guy as it's better than my other assortment.
Then to get the village goose angry.
A riddle wrapped in feathers.
Can I level my goose up?
What's happening?
Sick goose.
A local bully lives at the back of Heaven's pier village.
Sick or not, he's still feared by a home.
whoop
start treatment sturdy goose egg
I'm healing
You treat other wanderers or patients encountered during travels.
Unique ability that can be further advanced to their career healer.
I'm setting his bone fracture.
It's a card game!
energy runs out the healing fails.
Afflection severity.
If it reduces the error the healing succeeds.
Bones have suffered severe trauma.
The list will fly up next turn and it will deal damage to the doctor's vital energy.
Check health prescriptions for detailed effects.
the ailment and apply the prescription for healing.
It seems like I just used a shield? Yes.
We're gonna draw one, fellas.
Uh...
Still have the shield.
Oh wait, I have a man on the left there.
I don't know if you guys can see it.
Right next to my bald head.
Symptom outbreak.
Great.
Yo, symptom is no max for my ancient Chinese healing method.
It's in 2% of current vital energy to deal
330% physiotherapy damage.
The fiery heart is the name of the resource.
Uh, first, we're gonna reduce its defense and do damage.
Boom!
Then, we're gonna consume our own vital energy in a very Jesus-like method to restore our
mana back to 2 in order to utilize even more of our own self-damage to deal 330% physiotherapy
damage after we have debuffed its defense.
My final move. It's over.
You have been cured, Goose Chat.
Guess I think I can heal my own fracture.
No.
It's not freaking fair. Where was the clinic at?
Fair.
We have six medical manuals.
Hold the quest panel switch to the quest track.
Do not tell me what to do!
It's rare to find streamers that are as adept as you when it comes to Chinese history.
Can you please explain the heavenly kingdom to me?
Oh yeah, so like basically there's like a place you go...
Where like...
You do battle with other, like, warriors and stuff.
But why go there?
I didn't want to do that.
Why go there?
When you can go to the new Hexi region featuring nearly 20 sub-areas, 11 distinctive new
bosses, 7 major main stories, and dozens of side quests.
This is like Chinese Valhalla, dude. You don't want to die. You've got so much to live for.
Like experiencing the single or multiplayer aspects of where wins me. Available on PlayStation,
Steam, Epic Games Store or Mobile.
You're too young to die.
Time to trade our affliction.
Greetings, yow, yow, yow.
I'm not feeling great.
I wouldn't want to touch Melloman if I'm being honest.
See, she had to do the same minigame I just did, except it skipped it.
Now, we're going to level up our medicine skill?
Yeah, Medicine Carry Limit increased to 2.
For the 3 seconds you get a water shortage.
Oh, it's increasing my, um...
My healing item.
My...
My Estus.
Use the Lightness skill to chase them.
I don't know if it is.
Jump.
How high, sir?
Do you think I can open this through the wall?
I don't get up there.
Use lightness skill, climb certain skills, wallstrike.
Going in.
Unlocks in story.
They can't tantalize me with that...
um...
chest icon.
That's not very nice.
Large chest above.
I can't wait till I learn the fly ability.
Ding C, where's On Han?
Go go, where is she?
of
way
U.S.
What are you getting at
exactly
that I'm hot
as a slight list
Yo shout out to Everstone Studio for sponsoring the stream and having LISP
representation in the main story of the game.
Why was that?
The guy has more than a list.
It's not my guy, it was Dodo.
Raspberry, anyone want one?
Wait, it's something meets the clinic, guys.
Oops.
We came here early.
Young master, you're finally back! Madam Han and the master, what about that medicine chest?
More than that. I dealt with a few...
Heh heh. The medicine needs my medicine chest to work properly.
Right. The anise...
Just save it to you, Helen. Fire me to...
I've already done what you ask, but I will do it once more.
Yippee!
Unlock the second floor. Oh my god, that chatter was right!
Bodo just said Dr. Ten isn't in, which we mean the second floor of the clinic is.
Uh-huh.
Don't worry. I'll quit. Give me the key to the sep...
Fine. I've already... you and...
I'm gonna rob you. I'm gonna rob you and take your stuff.
I'm up!
You guys remember that Ludicrous song? I'm up!
Oh! Oh!
I
Am Robin her
This is a much better feel
oops
I like we should have done that like a virtuous hero would have done that
We're investigating guys
Someone who often comes here must be heading to the evil root cover well seller.
Parish.
Which difficulties?
Oh, we're on legend.
Where level cap reach go to the breakthrough and raise the max level.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh.
Enter to view solo mode level details.
Break through the character level cap via trial.
Wait, I have like a... I have a task I have to do.
Defeat three waves.
new horse and new Tai Chi
now for my new move
Oh my god.
Wait a bit of damn there fella.
Ha ha ha ha.
Come back.
That was awesome.
Eeeeeeep.
Yo, it's simply no match for me.
That guy behind her used high-key to disarm their shield, he affirmed.
Oh
Okay, we going
Is this what I help him or what?
We're gonna beat this guy up.
Oh, he's dead.
What just happened?
There's only a guy.
Ah yes!
The Greenwood Ruffian.
Come.
Damn.
Damn
Noob down.
It's time to break through.
Transcend my limits, even.
Max energy boost.
I don't know what that is.
I also got a bunch of rewards.
I got some pants.
I got an umbrella.
It's a weapon.
Umbrella weapon.
I got a fan.
I got some pants. I got an umbrella. It's a weapon.
Umbrella weapon.
I got a fan.
Wait. I got a great sword.
Hold up.
Hey.
Time for the next episode.
Oh.
Let's peep our new Wepano after I use some new talent points.
Boss talents in the boss fight to the hero realm in Sword Trial can obtain extra abilities
and claim seasonal, limited rewards.
Rest of you, this boss has talents which take effect in the hero realm in Sword Trial.
No I don't think so.
How do I go back?
Okay.
So the mode reaches level 3. Okay, we can't even get that yet.
I don't know what affinity is.
Max HP reaches 5000.
Precision? Alright, we're gonna get curried.
Yeah.
Now...
We will check our bag.
It appears we have many upgrades.
Mastery 7, physical attack 2-3.
It goes to 6 to 14.
It seems like...
They set...
Increase the airborne heavy attack and knock the target knocked down if I can only trigger
once every 10 seconds.
That seems good.
We're going to use the mo blade.
No more available Mow Blade Martial Arts obtained now, obtained.
Is this the Mow Blade? Yes.
Skill theft. Join the Well of Heaven.
Errm...
Guys? It, it...
You need to learn how to use weapons.
That's sad, I was excited.
I was excited to use my new weapon.
I guess we have the long sword.
Is the long sword the same as...
Yes.
And we got the spear.
Big upgrades, big upgrades.
uh... i don't know what the desk is
max physical attack plus twelve
water lady crown
i bet mount man looks so beautiful wearing that
Why do we have the yin-yang symbol on this?
We have experienced quite an upgrade.
Thumb ring.
Oh, it's been a jean, dude.
Holy moly.
Oh, it's a thumb ring for shooting a bow.
I understand how to obtain out the mysterious he's unlocked dragon player to access various
martial arts sure I don't know what weapon is that just a longsword
Similar to the type of set of gear the animus, if you have four of the same type of bonuses
like tier sets, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh I see, okay.
I understand.
Right now we're not too worried about that.
Well, well, well.
It's so dark out you can't even see your own hand.
It's impossible to press on!
Oh my god.
What if we did this world boss, though, fellas?
Skill theft unlearned lesson.
How come it's called theft?
I don't like the connotation there.
there. Also, I'm trying to figure out what the closest teleport would be here. Hmm, right
there.
Ipster Scott, there's a, I think we can go to the new, brand new Hagsier region. We
might do that Monday. Right now I want to use me upgrades. How is this game free? How
do they make money? Oh man, why don't you send an email to Everstone Studio CEO and
Ask him that question, not me, alright?
It's over.
It's kinda hard to like block or parry like these cool jobber moves.
I'm dying.
What a picture dude.
Subscribe to my channel on YouTube called Kingsu Plays.
No.
Like, please.
No.
Hello.
Why would I do such a thing, says Sawyo?
Based?
Where's Dong Zhuo's wife?
I dunno.
Wait.
Wrong way.
So is this an MMO? No.
Nay, Traveler Nay.
Greetings, Matso.
Pray for nothing.
You're asking for money already?
None of those.
Meltman does not abide by your trafficking.
Okay!
What a waste of good meat.
What?
What a waste of good meat.
It's over.
you real oh my
Ow.
Oh, my, I'm dead.
Holy crap!
Is that a red move?
It looks like he flashed red before he went under.
Yeah.
Take that.
Okay. What do I do there? What do I do there? What do I do there? What do I do there? What
What do I do there?
You don't have the skill.
It's over.
Okay, is it possible to maybe bury that?
Oops.
I hit a button and now I cannot go back?
Hello?
still to get skill to carry that underneath the general shrub but the one I the one I
I thought before this one
Now
Oh my...
I know!
Okay, we're gonna go get the skill then, I guess.
I can't... I cannot fight this guy.
How do we just leave Heal?
The town with the arena term.
I already have it. What's the skill?
You don't.
Cloud steps?
Uh, where was the arena trip? This one right here.
This one?
A gear is 1% durability, no it is not.
That was not it.
Here's this one.
It goes in the shrine.
Ohhhh, you have no skill.
I am in particular lacking one skill.
Loud steps, huh?
Going
They're just stealing offering
Hey!
Check the person collapsed before the shrimp.
Kick his bottom.
Activate three times speed.
Oh.
Understeps West Lie, the General Shrine of Thousand Cotas, the Truth is Revealed.
Someone fell for that. There's a little shrink of there.
Whoop.
The instruction to do the mighty drop in the uh to like the tip and not the
actual thing on the side was a different but no wrong but
You know
Push down no
Why did that like
Oh my god, what's happening?
It's over.
I
It's cloud steps you dope
I just wanted to swag on him a little bit.
You know how it is, dude?
Signpost.
A loser-y wall ahead.
Blood thinks it's Elden Ring.
Blinker checkpoint by the real big smoke!
Okay.
What's up, dude?
Oh, we're playing a boss.
It's barso time!
What's happened?
Use explosive barrel to blast the rocks.
Can't do, Hoss.
on this summer ground shrine is like a maze
what's up guys
just making you now fella
Oh
Okay
I wonder why you were able to summon a help
It does not make sense you do it again. Maybe tis maybe tis a boss
Practice
Leap high to slam down our whole breath to jump to target locations
Stopping enemy shoulders to deal damage
action can be interrupted by jumping you can also knock down players with tenacity
most of it against cavalry
okay offensive puzzle mystic skills I am a
So I wonder how we would get out, maybe we'd jump on him to cancel the world boss?
Where is it?
Firejump!
Advance!
Where that hurt?
Where that reached?
Wait, Zhang Leng. Oh my god.
He's going to swagger right out.
No, I don't think so, buddy.
Headshot headshot
Was that swagger not by the way
Lord Jinn was a man of justice. Do not care.
I will Koto though.
Dear statue.
No response. Do I really need to count it a thousand times?
No, it's just three times. That's what the quest thing says in the top left.
That's what the mask is.
There's something behind the statue.
Okay.
Stand fast, stand basic buff.
Let's like this over a second, wait a minute.
Is this one of the, the one of those, ah yeah, right here.
Okay, we got one.
It's like a passive effect.
Pee-hee.
Like this message if you have a fat fluffy cat.
What's up, my African brothers?
Says Harry D Asian.
Smells like piss in here.
Keep it steppin', shall we?
I want to play that world boss.
We're doing overtime right now by the way.
Hold up.
Mew meew meew meew meew.
Bows?
We fixed the statue underground.
So now, the one above ground will also be fixed, such as the way in the wrong hole.
Ding.
Wow!
Get up right or weapon.
Many times.
When is this going to start costing a non negligible amount of money I wonder?
20 plus.
Upgrade the slot too.
But how?
Comprehend inner wave.
Did I get the frog technique?
No, but...
How do I upgrade the slot?
Do-do-do-do, gear tap.
A doi!
Is it crafts?
develop develop r1 whoops enhance average level zero
uh okay what do i do
enhance enhance
And the hand scare, use oscillating j to increase gear enhancement level each level grants bonus attributes.
Uh, okay.
Kill him!
Cool.
I will enhance now.
You no longer enhance that we're on maximum damage though
Obtain them now no upgrade
Is the permit upgrade even if you change your gear? Yeah, I figured
Or was that that cheeky little mole man, dude an ARPG mode hold the heavy attack button after equipping a martial art
Freak you can't tell me what to do is my bless on
Get off this John and hop on marathon on
me when I'm mid-20s and I digest certain gamer media I gotta hop on and do my
expedition and arc man this shit so am I god oh good I hate gaming can't do it
what gaming is dead man it's so dead now man there's nothing to play you
And wait, you're reset.
The power is on, who's at the 40 mortal?
Yeah.
Leave her over and be on your way.
Because you can let one snake and she'll be as evil as you are.
If you have nothing to offer, I swear.
Oh, my.
Ow!
It's okay man. Just block it.
We are dead. Not dead.
Ow.
Get a grab, man.
Okay, Tai Chi doesn't work, Tegi doesn't work!
Oh, yeah, I'm just getting warmed up.
Well, I have one menace to charge.
Oh no.
This guy's way harder than the other one.
What is happening?
This heal, didn't I?
I have no, I have no medicine, I have no medicine, what do I do?
There's some eels?
Where?
At the waste zone?
Bag press orb.
Craft.
Uh...
uh
I don't know what this is for
I know I know it's not the medicine. It's dumb. Wait, the thing we've been drinking is hemostatic powder
Or I can only make three
I want to be the healer.
Okay, we're kind of like going ahead, I think.
Okay.
Okay, I am a ignited the wrong left
Oh my come on
Oh yeah.
Tell me why, when I'm looking at that guy, he has a giant X on his, on his body, okay?
I think I might have actually cancelled that.
Now I think about it, you can cancel by dropping.
What?
I'm not sure how to deal with the one.
I'm not sure how to deal with the roll attack, you just jump over it?
You literally got hit by a reattack, man.
I want to waste some good loot.
I'm trying not to use my medicine right now.
You know we're fired
of
the
next
of
the
I don't waste of good meat.
One of these are gonna be...
Do I have more medicine at Heaven's pier?
Yes.
Oh my freaking god!
I'm not injured, I feel like we've gotten our bussy back.
They're bussy bounded.
Okay, now.
Oh
Oh, I should have healed!
There's no Faisu on this guy.
I
Don't know I'm supposed to do
of
Hehehe
I got animation locked by the last part of that brother.
I'm going all out.
I
You again no silver suck
Where we even get for love
Floss belt, thanks for subbing.
Three medicine things.
Minus social credit, not first drive.
That was fun.
Uh, yeah, but we're playing other stuff today.
I didn't know swearing go this time. Unfortunately some swearing slipped through the cracks. Dude, like...
Okay, so we're off the clock right now. Okay, let me just...
This game is designed to make you log in. Gamers are at least like modern gamers.
they hate that they hate that they hate that they hate it right like between
like the login bonuses and like the dailies or whatever you know what I mean
like it's designed to keep you logging in and playing right that said okay
playing it from the perspective of somebody who has no intention to ever do
dailies or log in and is it I've not done them in any get like I'll do it for
like a week or two and wow dude and that's because I have to right speaking
as someone from that perspective going around fighting those bosses for the
first time it feels like Sakura to me and I like Sakura so that's my opinion
off-the-clock opinion it was very set very satisfying to beat that boss wall
underleveled to learn the moves to parry the moves it was whenever you saw that
white flash that was me perfect parrying his attacks. Okay. You can never over level bosses
and legend. Who is this the last sponsor for WWM? We got one more on Monday. I'm going
We start now one
I play WWM regularly what is up a lot of dealers a week there's that very little limits of a break you from over grinding the game
Let's have a really good good good question then
How do they make money that's a good question
they say cosmetics you saw it after like a second oh bling
hmm
that felt good I'm literally still like post boss fight like killed that shit
didn't even use a heel dude did not even use a heel dude I had no more heels
Now do the hit list challenge?
Some of the easiest and less cinematic bosses, some are insane on legend.
Pretty much every boss has a no hit challenge.
Hey!
Some of the optional and end of zone boss are nuts too.
One of the chatters in chat said, one of the chatters who actually knows the game in chat said, I would like to see you fight that boss. I don't know if I'm going to.
you because on Monday I unlocked the new region that they want me to go to or
whatever so I'm gonna be going there I mean maybe are you able to just like
do you have to finish the the quest line to fight the the wolf maiden or do you
have to or can you just do it if you're high enough level
You can just do it cool
Deport from an NPC that starts the class, okay, then yeah we can do that, we're gonna
keep playing after the sponsored streams though.
I mean in my spare time I'm not I'm playing other games right now that I honestly I want to play more than this so
I don't know maybe
Like what I mean I told you guys I haven't played monsters of memories dude
Chef's kiss dude
Holy moly dude I want
I want I want you to imagine. Okay, you have no information
Okay, you and a bunch of your dogs are in the world
Exploring you find a dungeon. It's appropriate level. Okay
You and five other boys you walk into that dungeon dude, you got a cc stuff
You got a pull stuff carefully. You got a kick stuff that like there's hidden walls
there's there's bosses that drop that drop loot every time oh man it's so sick
it's actually so sick
The combat in the game was kind of assed it's like a more modern take on the way that EverQuest
works.
I
Man, I don't tell you I liked Final Fantasy 11
I liked a little bit of EverQuest I played didn't like the way EverQuest looked
Or controlled like the way you move the character felt stupid
Yeah
Play project 1999 EverQuest? I did. I did. That said, I don't think I ever will again,
said. Is that fixed in Monsters of Memories? I hated the EQ movement too. Your character
in Monsters of Memories controls like a wow character. I don't know how else to put
And that's a good thing, in my opinion.
There's a couple of interesting things they do too.
When you're getting hit in the back by a monster, I think it has a chance when it hits you
to force you to like slowly turn around to look at it, but you can like resist it.
I don't know how to describe it.
Again, why do you get dazed, right?
Um
Yeah
I'm gonna talk it of mood today. I'm sorry. Let me get something. Let me go pee get some coffee, and then we will play the next game
Every back
you
Oh tag oh tag oh tag all right man
$150 let's see what that gets us boys
150 at
same launch and dude over your ghost
I
We made this uh $150 early access dude thank you 2k
Okay, our game is designed for 60 Hertz and uses V-Sync, dude, that's cool.
Awesome, designed for 60 Hertz, dude, is it $19.99?
Cool.
Oh, I'm gonna read these.
I can't swap to my mouse.
Yes, this is me.
Formal centers where you can play a series of lessons to learn the fundamentals of wrestling.
Yes, let's do this tutorial.
I do know this
The loud
Who am I?
get up get up
It seems like it does a lot of damage.
I
Hmm
Dodge.
Good more parry, Slop?
What am I doing?
Ow!
Oh I'm late.
Why'd that count it?
Huh?
Thank you. Thank you.
What?
This guy's beating the hell out of me, dude.
It said I was late. What's happened?
Hmm.
Move my cam.
One.
I'm up here now.
It's combo time. Whoa!
you
You
Our bomb
My name is yourself
WWE 2k 26 6 6 6
Kicks you in the balls.
Uh oh.
Surely there's a way to turn off that uh...
Okay maybe not from here.
That shitty cinematic hammer that happens whenever they do breath. Surely there's a way.
L2 is run. Keep an eye on your stamina meter.
Okay. Press up to perform a wake-up taunt which forces your ground opponent to rise to their feet.
Yeah, club him. Get up. I ain't done. Okay, I would like to stop this up.
get up get up
there's a way to cancel this I do not think so
get up
How long does that work?
Oh!
We spent our same time with you, you little rascal.
Yep.
Boom.
Here we go.
Okay.
Hello? Okay, you're done? Okay.
Ainoa's doing two sponsors in a row? This is not sponsored, fellas.
This is a highly requested game.
By highly, I mean yesterday, one guy in chat said I should play it.
Boom!
One!
Two!
Three!
And you made fun of it?
I did.
and you made fun of it I did I did I do I do not think my my criticisms were
entirely unfounded
Learn how to play the I quit match.
This is the final game.
D-D-Ding! Show us what you got.
Dumb Taz. Let's go.
Wait, he's got a bad word on his- on his chest there.
They were playing Seth freaking Rawlins.
Who is that?
Re-position the opponent on the top rope and perform a move.
Understood.
Oops.
Wait, let go, let go.
Howiee!
It's slam time, baby.
I'm the future!
Okay, satisfying slam.
Kappa.
Eagle Boy, thanks for subbing.
Performing light standing grapple.
Well, I'm gonna eat this guy out real quick, actually.
You suckest dick!
Dude, that camera has to go.
I'm gonna throw up.
This is our final exam, guys.
We gotta do it right.
Triple H won't let us out of wrestling school, but gotta do this.
Yeah.
Five! Five! Five!
Wait. Okay, I predicted the next move.
Perform a top rope dive in the ring.
Take that!
Wait, what?
That wasn't the top row.
Hiya!
Ah!
Perform a Power Bomb Carry.
Now move around.
The SUCK BUSTER!
Oh, is that the SUCK BUSTER, dude?
What?
He knows the SUCK BUSTER from where?
I don't know.
You know the suck buster from where?
Uhhhhhhhh...
Do I have to be in a certain position?
Get on the ground!
Yeah!
I like how they make no noise.
Wait.
I think I don't have my finisher, that's why I get the...
Urrrgghhh!
Okay, we get?
Wait.
Okay, we just got to beat him up.
How come there's not an e-sport for getting like this?
Oh yeah.
my signature. Wait, is we in the corner? The game is assuming I've watched
wrestling since the year 1990. Wait.
You guys, that's the spear so runnin' it.
Wait, I'm gonna choke him out first, is that cool?
Oh, fuck me, fuck me, I guess.
Wait, we can prime up.
Yeah, it's what I assumed he was saying but we can't hear him so...
You gon' see me!
Look at that.
Didn't have to study me.
Oh yeah, hold up.
Dude, they're trying to mute my shit.
Roman Reigns puffing himself up trying to take control of this triple threat match.
Critical moment here.
I'd see him pop down in the middle of the ring.
This dream WrestleMania main event may be a contestant.
Oiled up tattoo man.
And Roman Reigns is about to turn, see how Punks lights out at the showcase of the Immortals.
The guillotine is zinched in.
Will Punk tap out? Is Punk gonna tap out?
Remember the books will not force a break here.
Will Punk get into the jet flight?
Will Punk cover? And Reigns has to kick out.
A Mutz need to do the same.
He's hugging him. Stop.
Just a time at the transition.
Pull my elbow.
Anaconda vice zinched in.
Reigns is in trouble.
Punks squeezing with everything in his being.
Who the hell is this?
Long here tattoo oil man
Wait, where's number four tattoo man?
The strength of tattoo man
from Seth, another light suplex, a cover, a cover, and a kick out.
Transition once again from Roman, lays back into that jump, but it's stomp from Seth Rohn.
Ruin the plans of Seth Rohn's with your signature elbow, drop off of the top rope,
and I mean to skip it.
Why are they doing the wave?
Why don't I target another person?
Help!
He's a corner.
Pass to find a way out of there.
Oh my God!
This is a pundit dad!
He's putting something together.
R3.
Oh my God.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
He turns it around.
He ended up in my special!
The kids out here still have that.
They may not have too much left, but they at least had enough to kick out of there.
I don't know what I'm saying, but he's so likely to have a good record, but the manager's just making sure he has a safe first client.
How do I pick this up?
L1. I'm going in.
They're fading off the WDW's fast, outtitting the arm down, and then a series of vicious stops.
And Ryder took the stabby out there.
That seems to be what he's done.
Oh man.
Two more minutes now.
He's going down to stop that.
Ow.
Give me the kendo stick.
You're the pump wasting no motion on the counter.
Stay, kid.
What are you doing?
Heads outside the ring.
So no-
What else means he can take the stock?
Stop right there, cut!
Well then, if you're holding the touchdown,
there is a series of disabling,
they do have a strong punch!
Yeah, I think these guys are just out of their
DNA technique there.
I mean, it's not that bad.
He's kind of loud.
He's an energizer, my friend.
Implanted by the DDT.
Here we go.
Wrenches the arm!
I don't know my special
Oh
I
We sell the wrong guy fellows I thought that was Roman Reigns
Get in the mud, you corny rat!
Don't roll out, please!
I lost the tutorial, fellas.
Roman Reigns putt, and now CM putt, the only man standing, 12 years after his last WrestleMania.
Look, it's Haley Straub. He's doing it.
He did not want things to end this way.
What's up?
CM putt, heading into the top 12.
Oh, what a picking turn!
Sky high!
I'm just like him, I'm building sure fire of his aspect!
Now we're watching...
EEEEH!
I'm just going to take this position and play for it!
Oh, my God!
I said R1 to Paris, you know.
There is some serious harm
Let me out
They're tag team in here is up there
Look in the arena through that checkout!
Oh man!
Here we have another robin!
What?
He's all about one coming!
I'll wait right here, okay?
Oops!
I'll watch this display up.
Boom!
Man, watch why we don't have a counter from the top!
Oh, wallop by a huge club!
He really felt the impact on that one.
I
It's paying us.
Please get up.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Sigh and like a fly.
Oh, who have a right hand for good measure.
And only getting stuck with any more of this.
Still takes a grand amount of resilience to last this long.
Why did it start to do it again?
What is happening?
Okay, two different minigames.
Oh boy!
Oh, my God, I'm still in here!
I did not see this coming. He's abandoned that pinnets and completely.
I can't even do the first objective, dude.
No, no, it's not!
Now, can't they punch the boys?
That's a good thing I'm doing.
I'm gonna take out the pin.
Just in time, too.
That's absolutely wonderful!
Oh, my God, what a pass!
He's been dealt a good deal of damage.
Well no one is immune from the chaos in a triple threat
Which eventually, it always catches a T
No no no no no no no no
From there, I guess nothing
Stop him! I hope this game is magic!
Stop this! Stop him! I'm being tested for you!
I need a-
He's cooking!
Enough to reach him!
Catch how he wants to count!
BOOM! BOOM!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Oh?
BOOM! BOOM!
Where's my chance?
Call it!
I'll shoot the younger one!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
I think I'm about to lose, fellas.
But our team with the stock at it is cool, might be a bigger target now.
Going straight to the top, turn left over.
One of the families won by the workout, a lot of what you think that was.
I promise you, it was great work by Rainside with him till after six.
Now that is the latest in the series' levels.
And after all we've seen thus far, these men are still not finished.
Clearly a fire burning inside these competitors.
The series will not allow them to quit.
And she will not allow them to quit.
I repeatedly tap the shown button to beat them.
That was fucking hard.
Is there a button to get up early or like a mix or get up?
That crowd doesn't get any hotter than this on the edge of their seat in Mesa.
That's right for the great move.
Get it up.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, and he scores!
They're both so close.
Turn around this time to reverse that maneuver.
Time to go for a ride.
What's he have to start with?
The rest of 3-0 opponents are gonna have to be on track.
And a series of vicious starts.
They're trapped on the last of them.
It's my finish early.
Yellow bar on the fucking blue bar, dude.
In some time, they injury through to combination.
Yellow I couldn't do my fucking special to him
What are you? Oh
Take a break, you're a bunch.
Why did you target him?
Why are you rolling out?
The game is over, and it's over!
Close line!
Because the game is over!
Got it all now!
Just the two sunwaves into the match,
and still in hold!
And she's got a great play!
Reversed with an almost straight-to-the-face!
Okay, man, just do something, okay?
I got a remorse.
Take it out of me!
What the fuck?!
Just get up. Just get up, bros.
They're gonna go for a second one!
No way!
That's ice!
It's been a long time!
Scaling the turn-up!
See him pull from the top rope!
Looks like he's coming back in!
If Pop looking to get in control for the kick to the midsection, but Rollins still in this match!
While Rollins looking to break up this apparent GTS attempt and does so,
but right back into the line of fire and setting GTS tonight!
Spared by Reigns! Stopped by Rollins! All three men down! Jesus! In this match!
Oh my, what absolute chaos and bad limit inside the ring.
If one man can get a cover here, it may be over.
Oh, don't do it, me.
Oh, Paul Heyman, of course, out here with this loose alliance
with Park just quote unquote friend.
Of course, he's has the history with Reigns,
and now he gets to turn up Park.
Heyman showing his true colors tonight.
What's going on in the ring?
CM Punk about to pay dividends here.
No disqualifications in this kind of match.
And Punk, Stalking Raves, and a blow!
Blow!
Both K-men!
What the hell?!
They got the honor here.
Roman Reigns life was passing before his eyes and now him going to offer the chair to the
The Tribal Chief!
Bow down at the feet of the Tribal Chief!
You have to think this was the plan all along to take out C.N. Bump!
First all mistakes were got so...
And now range chair at hand!
BOOM!
Holy moly.
Yeah, uh, that didn't end up being the WrestleMania main event that I had dreamed about for years.
How do you people agree to this?
How do you even come up with this?
Who in the right minds thinks,
hey, let's drag someone to their worst moments
to relive them?
What kind of masochist agrees to it?
Why would anyone want that?
I saw what you did to John Cena a few years ago,
making him relive loss after loss after loss
and then having him face the camera
and saying that those moments made him better for it.
I always figured that if a CM Punk showcase
was ever pitched, I'd politely tell him to take a hike.
to take a hike, but then I saw what was done for Paul Heyman last year, what was
up for the whole bloodline dynasty. Suddenly it wasn't just reliving history,
it was rewriting it. Instead of trying to take something positive from those
losses, Heyman did what he always does and spins it new victory by literally
rewriting history. Well if he can do it, I can do it better. Using what 2K
calls slingshot technology, we can take any what if dream you've ever had
and make it a reality.
Dream matches, ripple effects,
writing wrongs, and changing history.
That's what CM Punk has always been about.
["Dreams Like A Dream"]
All right, looks like we've got someone after my own heart.
A true non-conformist, someone who wants to do things their way.
I need you to know that I respect the HAL idea for that.
And that respect is why this is not going to be easy for you.
We still put something together to make sure that you earned everything this showcase has to offer.
I know that not everyone wants to live that traditional showcase life.
Not everybody's got time for expertly crafted objectives and unlocking all the incredible rewards.
But that doesn't mean you should be excluded from all the fun.
So this year, I wanted to grant the fair members of the WWE Universe a secondary path to greatness.
Okay.
If it has the voice of the voiceless giving a choice to the choiceless,
on this path you will find a single gauntlet match where you will take on 20 opponents one after the other.
Whether my biggest historical rivals, legends that I've always wanted to test myself against,
or those who comprise the biggest what if of my entire career.
They're here in this showcase gauntlet.
If you can emerge as a sole survivor, then you'll get all the spoils that the showcase has to offer.
You'll be credited with full completion of every...
Do I get 2k points?
...granting you every reward that's to be unlocked.
No objectives, you know what you're doing, and we'll trust your judgment in finding the victory.
No cutscenes, no time to breathe, just one angry opponent after the other.
No fluff, no mercy, no slingshot tech to help change the rules.
You want to prove to truly be the best in the world?
Well then, you better get to work.
You want to conquer the world?
This is your opportunity.
Best of luck.
It's clobbering time.
Why am I able to play as not the guy who this is about?
Is a drop in the net.
TURN ON THE MATCH!
Who rules on the match? Our ask follows.
Two superstars will start in the ring.
Who wants superstars eliminated?
They need new superstar innards.
Illuminations can occur by pinball or submission.
1v20.
If the first entrance eliminates all other entrants in the match.
Oh, I get an emote.
I'm emoting.
They're the rowan wild.
You're the Roan Wild!
Gloss!
Wait, I can trigger the fireworks.
No, don't get up there, dude!
Yeah, this is gap inducing.
happen to do so yeah
What
And here's this gollets first upon it
This guy's dead
And if he doesn't post-moniker, that is well the equalest.
Each man is beat for a hit, but no one wants to raise this whole thing to a screeching halt.
Drifted a body as the arm trapped.
Huh?
Tremendous as the left side.
I don't have my back.
Make a beautiful arm trap.
He walks in back up so he can lock him back down.
So I put him right on top of it.
What?
Oh, he tied that shot around.
Jesus, a painful looking shot.
That's a spitting kick to my gut.
He backed in with a little bit of corner.
I'm unable to find an angle.
Oh my god, I thought it was wide.
I'm being his ass.
What's he planning here?
Aile driver?
He's probably the victim of the I-Wash right now.
And he has been snuffed out.
Delilo invokes the attack.
Things are left to the player, but you never really know.
You have to cover here high in the end.
He never really knows who to take care of.
He got close there, it could be do or die time!
Come on, spinning hand cap!
Didn't put you in the ringer tonight!
He fuckin' escaped!
Come on, that's just your most un-CMP!
Countered by CM Punk!
Spinning hand cap!
Spend, kick it on midsection.
It is.
This will be back for him.
I'm gonna spike him.
You hit a move like that, you're not just trying to win.
You're trying to keep your opponent down indefinitely.
The head says her take down.
And that can end up putting CM-
I'm like rolling out by my master, like-
I
Okay, I caught him ass
Get countered by signature again.
A high angle right across the shoulders.
Brought back into the ring from the forehand.
Looking to get airborne here.
I like this
Oh, that's a foul play for this.
Oh, not to the Asup against that jumpers in that.
But who's in?
Taylor can't get in for a two.
Naltz even a two count.
Still holding Storm here.
And a gore to the left.
Sunk with a big blow.
Eddie, I'm prepared here.
I guess I'll pile-drive him.
But I'm pile-driving.
And a human being can only be spiked like that so many times
time before they're ultimately down for the count.
Oh, trying to break that old useless hit.
Kicked it off section, prevents the attack.
Broke some of these, just felling there, and caught them in the mouth.
Oh, a kid is head down the runway!
He loves the kick-out.
Frankly, he should have known that wasn't enough.
Ouch.
Play gets covered, Spain kick the backdoor!
Block C and a dual attack to the bottom of the road, so I press square, and then hold square and then release it with the meters in the green zone if you missed the cut.
Uhhhhhhh... okay...
Search ring blows once per match by pressing and holding square until the strike lands.
It's hard to read.
It's hard to breathe!
What?
He drops him up and falls down and see if Funga's in control.
Smuggling offense from Fungi.
It's over.
This is what I would have said if he hasn't countered my third special in a row.
Oh, look at this, out to the apron.
Oh my goodness.
You can't even pass to the hardest part of the rain.
Claring the desk off.
That's a safety, boys.
Oh, yeah.
I think it's time to clear it out.
Yeah, this is a bad situation.
Who will suck this day?
Swingin' a table like that.
Gentleman ring, getting on close.
And plus one with this fight.
These two are learning each other so well.
And he tosses it back in now.
I think it is one of the special moves, the little consumable things.
3 Amigos coming from any ground from Vintage Guerrero.
I'm down, yeah.
Kick out just before two.
It might be Stonus, or it might be Ludacy, but he's refusing to stay down here.
We think him against the top of the right here.
I missed.
I missed the minigame three times.
Okay, I mean we lost the first guy in the 20-man gauntlet.
I'm not gonna rub salt in the wound here, but you really seem sure you're
self-heading into this thing and you couldn't even get a quarter of the
work done. Maybe this isn't for you. The traditional showcase is always
right there. It's your choice. I've got your back either way, but maybe I don't
know, practice a little bit before you try again.
Well, sure, just get right back in there. I'm sure this was just a huge fluke, yeah.
It's a fluke.
All right, looks like we've got someone after my own heart.
You gonna take that no
Is there not like a skip to the match option
camera cuts off camera shakes off very good camera cuts for big moments sure
oh wait we turn them off choose whether the camera will rotate when super stars
are left for either ring a blow blow blow blow blow blow super finisher vfx super
to display watermark image
uh sure
okay
all right now we're in hey some cactus jack this time i wouldn't have skipped it
yeah change for superstars being turned
yep it's always been a man of pride a man with something to prove
But this is a huge risk he's taking entering this gauntlet.
But when he wins here, there will be nothing left to prove to anyone.
He will absolutely be known the world over as the best in the world.
Uh-huh, if he wins here, and if he doesn't punch Monica, might as well be Icarus.
Each win is big for him here, but one loss brings this whole thing to a screeching halt.
And he's able to avoid that offense.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
See how punk stopped that in its tracks.
What a cover!
And where it locks him up, and a perfect soldier.
That's right over there.
Punk is locked in on his opponent now.
Wuthering back up.
Totally checked out at the moment.
Jack just got out of there.
He's looking a little better now.
Yeah, and Punk had him well measured.
Fuck, Wuthering, lobbyist.
Looks like that really got him there.
Yeah, I want to see him punk aggressively work
the opposition.
Big elbow!
What an exchange of counts is that?
Let me welcome our guys to the chat.
Things are well underway here, but you never really know who they've got on the left.
This could go on for quite a while longer.
Or this might be the last opponent of the night.
You just gotta take things one opponent at a time.
Yeah, because in this situation you never know who or what.
You'll be facing next.
Pass him the corner, pick it to the next move.
Beat his ass.
What is that champ?
I'm in response with a counter to the goal!
Bro, I'm not a kid!
Bang! He finds a counter!
Oh my god!
Boom!
Well, don't have a force of disawakening the eyes!
Being placed out of the top, that hole is back, Jack. This Jack's attack.
Cross the top, all the way to the floor.
Lights.
Just this light in the back, and Pump gets battered as the point goes to work.
Jack, this Jack proving too much to handle with that.
That'll jam your tailbone.
Stronger counter from Park, Jack at ball position.
Uh-oh!
Wow! Towering back punch run!
Power punch!
Things are not going right for CM.
Oh, Tata's draft is making a statement!
Now the timing is so...
And he gets delivered back into the ring.
We're good.
And he's attacked by Cactus Jack.
He breaks the last shot after one.
But where in the hell of this match only affected him slightly, it seems.
Cactus Jack let him go and die.
This is enough to hold the compound.
I'm wanting to recover.
There's two.
Oh, and here they just got that shot.
You cannot kill C and Pop.
Somehow, someway, Pop will always, always find a way to survive and continue fighting.
Big move, but still unable to end this.
Oh.
Come on, let me in, man, let me in.
Big move, and then she pass.
We got we got some first
Brother what are you doing over there
Oh, the physicality and display of unbelievable quick evasion from him there.
Wow, that was good by a...
He's going down, baby.
He's that!
He's po-ting olden!
He's going to enter in the cold bloods!
We're healing a little bit.
The Superstar in this Garland match is really capable of this sort of thing, but there can
only be one on the stand tall at the end of the night, and to beat that one after starting
at position number one, that's a lofty goal.
It's definitely possible.
I just know that this is going to be a long night, and you see a box-bang taking
the advantage now. Angle needs to reformulate a game plan.
Set, title title!
Play's caught!
Tile ability being shown with each of these counters.
Spain kicked him and got caught in the leg.
Battle counters. No one's getting their pull-off in a second.
I'm pointing out when I take his opponent up!
Oh my god!
Is that Eddie Lovrecht?
It's us!
We're being a lot of here!
Too many burks!
What a dumb angle!
It's about to go down
Oh god.
Undertaker jumping in.
He's bald.
Oh Jesus
Oh, that's a chop you don't want to be under the seating in, though.
Hider Taker needs to have this assault brought with the pass.
Yeah, pumpkin teams to wear down Taker in his position.
Spain kicked in a gut.
He's looking to fence us to this day.
Stout must be depleting.
Probably thought we'd enjoy a full break.
Now, tramping the opposition.
Fetches lead.
Oh
5 points in the elbow, 5-2 mark.
2nd is a user of ribcage.
An hard-hitting style of Undertaker being head and kind.
And this is the hostility pump water break.
Oh no.
It's getting heavy.
I'm proud of the division!
It's a year ago demonstration of power!
I honestly can't believe we just...
We just...
We've just been tossed like that!
I mean, that is just through a stage!
Oh, dude!
And his hand is taking even more damage!
Break time!
and a great shot there, answering back.
Just being alive with that f-word of mine,
giving up now is not an action, but a business.
Oh!
What kind of...
Give up!
One man with a crack,
duckle ground,
and none of them decompose it
into the anaconda.
Oh, couple of knees there! That'll get him out of there!
Uh-oh!
Clutch back and traction with the pull-off!
Get out.
Shining that down with the back-up run!
He's going to stand out.
He's going to get the coat on.
So he's running out of the iron taper here.
All the way, he's on the way out.
Catches the kick.
He's going to have a great left-wing on this.
It's a spin kick to the midsection.
Look to the yard.
He fucking grabbed it.
Oh my god, he's so big.
and wants to get attacked.
He's been kicked in on the mid-section
and they are seeing a part of finding the energy to keep attacking.
Undertaker has had a lack of focus for periods in this match.
Thanks for counting.
Call me impressed.
I have no idea how he managed to kick out at this point.
He's getting on the speed, vulnerable to what's coming next.
Place him in the corner here.
Steve Gotts from it!
Spenny kept him a gun!
Solid-bizzard defense on his part there!
Big drop on the red, taking even more punishment and damage to the head.
As far as strategies go, it does not get more intelligence or more diabolical than this one.
This all-out cranial assault is the stock of evil in-ring genius.
Is there a camera up?
Oh, swagger and thunder!
Bung!
GTS!
Is it enough for punk?
Attack after attack and yet the match just continues.
The world raises on with seemingly no end in sight.
Oh, he puts that around.
Back and forth, back and forth, running for the advanced track.
Oh no.
One, two.
I need an L2 Triangle, or an R2 Triangle!
FUCK!
He's gonna make fun of me again, guys.
He's gonna make fucking fun of me, man.
Fuck you.
Alright.
How do I...
Like when he grapples me should I be hitting square and X is that it?
and I do an all women man
hmm it too late it too late when you say
Where the fuck is the uh...
real
performance center
Yeah, yep, yep, I know that I want to defending against grapple
That's about it.
Some guy in chat said, it tells it shows you what button to hit.
It flashes for literally 10 frames.
It is demanding a reaction time when you have low HP that is simply not human.
I guess I'm fucking waiting to have more time.
that's you by the way grab brakes okay
what do you do it
You just mash it?
Yeah.
So as soon as we get grabbed we're mashing Square X.
Right.
But how do you break like...
Like sometimes they grab and then like turn you around and shit.
Like what do you do about that?
Don't get grabbed.
Do square X over and over win every time.
Do square then X.
you
Oh, we're speaking Charlie first fellows
Someone maybe you
Yo, Charizard
Yo!
Dr. Eggman. That's pretty good! Pretty good!
The download this content you need to unlock an item in the following areas.
No, I don't think so. I don't think... I don't think I will do that.
Uh...
They're just like loaded.
Bro, you honestly expect me to think that these were made by other people?
This is made by Glen Coco Touke.
Do they have their employees go through and upload other wrestlers?
From the fucking...
Like this... Like I'm pretty sure this guy is in the game already.
I can't even download Christmas law.
He grew up with Glenn Coco. No one knows who that is. Who are these people? We got most
downloaded it in like most that the most downloaded wrestler is Jeff Hardy 26 so
when they have like look at us I don't know if I'll show my mouse look at the
creator on the right they have a 2k under their name right I think that
means that they work for 2K. That's a 2K name? Okay.
you
I
Never have too many kings brother
We have pumpkins
Pumpkin creature from hell
Great for Halloween!
That's awesome!
I like how he's specified from hell.
We got LA Park!
Megumi!
Dude it's Candy Cane in there!
We got Mr. T?
Daddy Pig!
Daddy Pig from Cartoon!
We're raffin the machine.
Wait, this guy wrote fan fiction. He's got a hulk of mania shirt. This guy's this guy's mending bridges right now.
Mr. He's running fan fiction. Mr. T is a WWE Hall of Famer who entered professional wrestling in 1985.
He was inducted in 2014, he was tacky barter, so the Hulk Hogan, the first wrestling man in the face, Roddy Roddy Piper, wait, that's real.
The Hulk of Mania, sure, dude. Dude, Jerry! Oh my god.
But he can write words.
Oh my! Now that is a powerful pose dude!
God! May the DDT's be with you!
How can you beat God, man?
That was Lyric's creation?
Fuckin' Jerry, man!
Update?
I like the lowercase name, uh, Wrapping the Machine.
Those are like a Fortnite character.
Yo, Gandon spelled wrong.
Giant Kamala.
Chloe Moretz.
Who the fuck is that?
I've seen Cody Rhodes like eight times, bros.
An actress.
Okay, this guy's Hulk is way better
than the other guy who's been doing it for 20 years,
by the way.
Omni-man. Logan Paul. I want I want to make a guy.
Then how's King Kong Bundy ace the Reaper Angel the only wrestling band that's diamond
to Rose. Ace the Reaper Angel. It's like a second leg character. April Hunter. Wait,
Is that like from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Where's Goku?
I'm looking, man.
I'm looking for Goku.
Oh, there he is!
Goku!
Five-dollar Gojina, dude!
Let's go!
We found him!
Let's go! We found him!
It's 50% Goku.
The masked terrorizer, dude.
Holy fuck, that is cool.
The demon, Tyler.
Dora.
And of course, gotta have some hurries, dude, in this...
My dark sonic killer, dude.
I want this guy.
Dude, how do I not have this?
How do I not have this?
It keeps saying triple A pass.
Dude, I guarantee I got this bit.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna make sure the first smile, I think.
Bros, I gotta turn the music off, man. I'm gonna be honest.
Dude.
I gotta do it.
Oy-oy-oy!
Bomp, bomp.
Geez loooooooooooies man.
Get to earn or buy levels in the battle pass for the...
How do I do that?
I have to buy a season pass?
It's $50?
What the fuck did I get for my $150 edition?
What did I get?
Bye for what's right, bye for your life!
Didn't read, I just assumed I would get the most stuff!
You're right, I didn't read!
I'm going to the store page, let's see.
I got the Monday night war edition
Hey, I get I get Shawn Michaels degeneration X
Yeah, let's see if it says anything about
We get Joe Henry we get superstar mega boost my rise mega boost season pass
Yes.
WrestleMania 42 pack coming 2026 32,500 VC.
Okay, how do I access this stuff?
Purchased.
Superstar mega boost.
What is that?
It's taking me to buy currency, bros.
Purchase, purchase, purchase, purchase, purchase, purchase.
The only thing I don't have is the season pass.
Top rate reward, ready?
I can't go up there!
Hold on.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Main menu called ringside pass American by far the rights of every man
Reward ready
Non-expiring menu you can play through each one at your own pace. I do not care
I play matches across most game modes. Winds of Grey humor, RXP, RXP can only be earned while online
Let me reward this retired tears to the past do battle pass. Let's go
Okay
Why do I have to manually claim this shit?
And RX P boost for boost expires in 20 uses the boost immediately
It doesn't even tell me how much I need to do this.
Buy skips.
Oh, I see, hold on.
skip there's a there's an item on steam called wwe2k26 tier skip level 39 $77 in 61 cents
actually cancel that it's $84
If you count the tax...
Okay.
Now I have to claim every reward, fellas.
I love gaming, man.
Ooh, 500 BC!
500 BC!
Update your title?
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Wait, how much?
I'm doing this so I can download smiles.
I need smiles.
Bad in the head, thanks for subbing.
Dude a rare human being?
You're a parent whose kid will not shut up about you spending 80 dollars for the battle
past skip on WWE 2K26.
Dude, why the fuck do I have to manually claim every single one, dude?
Are you serious, bro?
You don't.
What?
What's the alternative?
Humiliation fetish
I'm not getting any dopamine from claiming this no
I just want the pants that smiles is using so I can download him from the online store
Or further than the content creation corner or whatever the fuck it's called.
Now you can download some of the others, indeed.
There's only six more pages.
Nope.
This is the last one.
Laieska mask a new mask to throw on your space space super star. There's two spaces there by the way
There's an extra space in that description
Tomo, thanks for subbing
Okay
So I think right now we have the current record for battle pass
reward claim speed run the WWE 2k26 battle pass speed run dude
swish what is money spent versus minutes played right now hmm
We're at about 120 minutes and we're at about...
What was the number?
Two dollars a minute.
Now that's an experience.
Does the concurrent player count?
Dude, I don't fucking know.
Also people have this on like console and shit, you know what I mean?
This is probably first and foremost a console game.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Cool.
I'm gonna get some coffee.
Is that cool?
And we will resume prowling the download store.
No, that's not cool.
$80 for the battle pass, good boys.
Thank you.
you
Hey fellas, I gotta turn off that where wins meet timer
Brother ain't no way this song's three minutes long
OK.
Okay?
Whose theme song is this?
Someone already said it in chat.
Dusty Rhodes.
This is before my time.
All right, what do we got they can't hold us back anymore fellows Donald Trump
We're seeing him in a polka dot fit when you were a kid. Yeah, I wasn't watching wrestling
when I was three. We're gonna have to go to page nine, I think. We can get an Eggman
now w all right we're gonna get our fourth cane cane number four we got
blue cane we got candy cane we got green cane we got original red cane look
for cocaine? I'm sure he's in here dude. We got the Hulk. Good. Do you have Lou Kang?
no the milkman i miss this guy
we already have leon we already have leon
that little downloaded symbol on the top right means i have them already
We got big homie, naturally. Ozzy Osbourne, Rest in Peace.
I saw Gianna Michaels.
We got Master Chief and Hunk.
Ooh, New Cane.
I'm a meal meal meal
who's Gianna Michaels Google it
we got Sal no we don't we don't have Sal
Meow meow meow meow meow. Ancient 47.
Get Tony Soprano. You think you think he just exists, huh?
Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp!
Burm! Burm! Burm! Burm! Burm! Burm!
Trashpanda.
Okay, I like the torn shirt.
We already have Magumi, guys.
Remember, the icon on the top, right?
That means I have downloaded them.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
and I add for ironing board new cane I think we should stop this we already have
K98 I got it. God, where'd he got God, dude?
We got Omni-Man, Logan Paul.
All right, I think we're almost back to where we were.
Now we can finally get Ace the Reaper Angel.
Holy fuck, that is cool.
Uh, we got Superstar, who I'm pretty sure is just someone who uploaded this and did
not, did not rename it.
We got Tyler the demon.
We got $5 gojina.
All right, we're back where we were.
Oh, we could have got Chris Benoit, dude.
Whoops.
Look at this big show picture.
We got smiles.
Yes!
Oh, yeah, you have tier 40 weather still some caution signs. I don't know. I don't know.
Cano one dude
Guys whose theme song is this oh super chat
I'm gonna get this pregnant guy I think
Super Chad
Description, the best to ever do it.
Okay.
Markiplier.
I mean, I guess, man.
Doesn't really look like I'm in my opinion.
Undertale? Of course.
Eeeehhh eehhh eehhh.
Eeeehhh eehhh eehhh eehhh.
Ooh Satan.
Ooh Pepsi Man.
They tried with the Pepsi logo.
Respect.
The wanderer dude this is someone's OC skip Joe Henry nice whoa it's not bad okay
Rolando McDonald. Rolando is the first creation of part of the new heel clown faction in the
BSF universe accompanied by others stars such as Psycho Clown, Psycho Clown 3 coming soon
Among others.
Yeah, I get that.
You're blocking Nicky.
Or can we put our camera?
Lady Elizabeth.
I like it when they upload characters and don't name them so they're just called superstar
Magnetor.
Gubin Nataril, my cursed child, enjoy.
Crowdsigns, USA, this is awesome.
I feel the power, my hero.
Perry the Platypus.
The censored anal in the name.
Or should I...
Den.
Hecara Uzumi.
Yoink.
Norks.
Who's OC is that well the guy who uploaded his name is norks so I assume it's norks
I'm going to grab this one, I think the son of a La Parka dude La Parka big in the
the Hispanic community dude.
Pikachu!
Yeah!
Crazy smile man dude.
Holy fuck. That is awesome.
I
Skipped
Seth freaking Rollins in a balaclava why
We got mega meat
Home Invader Seth Rollins
We'll get a home invader set for all of that, like.
Okay.
Where the fuck is this?
I went hard theme?
Yep.
This guy's dead.
He fell to his death.
Bravo, Americano.
Crazy Justice.
Reddit mod.
Dude, it's Junior!
Lucha Large
My alter ego since WWE 2K14
Adam Rage
That is cool.
Skip.
Adam Rage gay porn star for sure.
I'm pretty sure we're gonna have to grab spider guy gamer.
Pretty sure.
He's got a Venom costume, nice.
The Slam Burglar.
why was it tagged to barely legal that is a grown man
Gojo!
Holy fuck.
Twisted Mick.
Uploaded by a guy named Horforia Ripley. Nice.
Dude, we ain't here to praise.
Date Kaname.
Kaname Date from No Sleep for Kaname.
It's Goku!
They all fucking weighed it!
Yeah, I want to see like a non-Super Saiyan Goku though.
We've only seen Super Saiyan Blue Gojita in Super Saiyan 1 Goku dude.
What's what inspires someone to make something something like that the chemical pirate dude
Look at the name I didn't see the name German
We got froggy nurse mercy dude
Brutus Brickley when I like that I like that okay
Come on I know the right Peter Griffin
That does not look like Peter Griffin, in my opinion.
The Great Slime.
Nah, that's him.
Oh, okay.
Honestly, the name makes the download for me.
We got Zoey, all lowercase.
All right, let's see what we got here legit we like that we like that
Jim the anvil knight heart
Bro, skip. Jesus.
You see the Dory dude. It's spelled wrong though. Nice idiot.
Outlaw Mudge Show.
Sure.
Who?
Don't say who.
What I dream of is something.
Grand High Witch.
Damn!
Look at the face, I wish I could zoom in.
I
Almost halfway through boys
I bet about the halfway point is when we start to see Hulk generic moves sir Topham hat
Sydney Sweeney
Look at her face!
No jeans, huh?
Reformed?
I can't get Sir Toperman!
Why not?
We have to unlock stuff through the showcase, dude!
This guy's cool!
Yuta, we don't need more JJK people, I think.
Damien the demon Wayne, here we go.
Skip.
Wait, I think it's literally just the Batman character, but reimagined in the game.
Kara, like from Undertale?
Undead Polska.
Brett, hitman, heart.
Where they spaced the...
The serpent king, holy fuck dude.
Oh my god!
Have I had Boppus yet?
Have not gotten Boppus now.
We got Uktuck?
Okay, he's a goblin.
In case that was not apparent.
What the f-
I can't get it, dude.
Erno.
Why is his name, is it Ernorot?
Vanem.
Team Vanem.
It's cool, Joe.
Oh, he's got the bandana.
Wait, hold on.
I'm going to take this one as well, I think.
Devil's Supper.
What is that face?
I can't see it.
We got Palmney, dude.
We got Abaddon.
Is it Abaddon or Abaddon?
Vamp.
Two props, thanks for subbing.
Daps you up.
We're heading into the deepest and darkest dredges
of the internet.
Jickey Thickey.
The man that can end carers is here.
Lucho Lucho.
I like that I like oh
Bad and Billy gun why
Jeng Hyo Kim who is this?
Ramen Raze!
Hahaha!
I'm gonna see Jang Heo Kim, dude.
What?
Wait, is this the guy from Squid Games?
Is this, like, the druggy guy?
You know what I'm talking about?
Oh, he's a competitive eater.
Oh he's a competitive eater he's also wearing a diaper that's Thanos yeah but
Thanos wasn't his like legal name I didn't know if that was like his legal
name or something he's wearing a diaper download I did not download the diaper
guy. Carmen Sanchez fat day.
These guys don't envelope. Look, FD, dude.
That's awesome.
Are we graduating no dude
Frog destroyer one of the original Viper's extreme legend X fly aka L original Moscow
Moscow Deila Merkt Moscow X-Fly
Looks like a Power Ranger.
The picture is great right there though.
I want Frog Destroyer I think.
WTF hashtags handsome
Y'all fuck with disco oh
My god, look at that outfit. It's like neon
Okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
Hmm
Twizy the kid
Wait, what there's a guy you know we got a fuck with Superstar dude
I
This is this
I'm seeing I'm seeing several devil may cry references here, but I'm not getting the reference. Oh
It's senior Virgil I see okay
As that Azrael
The arrangement of characters changed
troubling
Omakage Yu-Gamu
Evanescence, okay
Liu Kang, how did you know that Liu Kang was here?
A chatter specifically asked me like seven minutes ago. Do you have Liu Kang?
He doesn't even look like Liu Kang!
Woo!
Thanks for selling!
How many WWE fans ever heard the song you think?
I thought we already had Curio.
Yonk?
Curio too!
He went Luke Kane.
Oh!
Not Luke Kanga.
Luke Kane.
Based on a Final Fantasy XIV character, member of the Sethus clan.
Skip.
Mr. Disfigure.
Look at them pegs or not what would you call the arm thing?
Mysev, dude.
You know we gotta grab Mr. Disfigure, dude.
Lee Sang Hyuk, who is that?
It's Faker.
You know we gotta get the go to Vsports, literally the greatest esports player of all
time and Hatsune MbQ.
Okay, okay, okay.
I've seen this character uploaded multiple times.
That is not Charmander.
There's a labubu in there somewhere?
We'll find him dude.
Kujo.
From it?
Why is this taking so long?
He made a crowd sign!
Holy fuck, that's cool dude.
There's not a fursuit that is Kujo from the movie It.
That is not the libubu, no.
Is Abrams from Deadlock in there?
No, but we got a guy named Samoa Joe.
It's man, man!
the beast and the Beastmaster description.
Okay.
Pelvis Crusher.
Where?
Eat my Pelvis. Okay.
Who's pelvis is he crushing?
Sadistic smiley, that's cool
Dolph Dolph Lamingo Dolph Lamingo
Didn't see that guy. It's punch man, dude. Oh look at that look at that upper body, dude
Her girl the million dollar man makes me so angry so rich. I'm not that pisses me off
Khalid
Chilli impian, based, surge tankian.
Okay, Griffin.
we get griffin we just think he looks it looks like he might be storm in the
capital but I'm not quite sure no not good enough okay okay looks like he may
have been arrested on a day in January wait it's a lufe
China's answer to one piece
Looking for the one thing looking for the the one cultivation pill Lord Richard
He looks kind of like Obama
Kappa feel
he's a fucking police officer dude yeah, okay
You better call a sergeant because copper feels coming in hot
not.
Ugless.
By Ugless.
This guy made himself.
That is cool dude.
Dante?
Where?
Big B. See, in the description, wait, is it Dante in other regions? It's Dante from Devil May Cry.
That does not look anything like him.
It's from DMC, the Ninja Theory one.
Oh ain't no one played that no one played denta yeah what about al dente dude
it's just Dante except he's Italian damn
you
Yuri Kovansky who is that got Greg
I'm getting Greg guys know what's stopping me for us
Hmm.
Doc John, pass.
Paradoxian, pass.
Now, yeah, a lot of JJK characters here.
Grim 420, dude.
That's cool.
Bert? Where?
Oh
Yep, one of the greatest luchadors we've ever known
Famous for eating an entire dwarf head to toe
Does he ever play the gamers just download skins?
Okay, first of all, these aren't skins, okay?
They got moves?
Look, this guy set up the moves.
He made an entrance for them.
He set his stats.
They seem fair.
Although I'm not sure how the stat distribution works when you're making them, but...
I'm gonna get, wait, what's the name of this guy?
Oh yeah, it was O.
Yo, it's Kevin Bevin, dude.
The glorilla, he's back!
Dude, I was literally just thinking all that.
We're gonna see anyone like...
DUDE IT!
It's actually Glorilla dude.
The Glorilla hails from the 5th dimension and wants to face the greatest of the greats.
Alright.
What is the 5th dimension you ask?
Well...
Fuckable.
Description put it in
Yeah crush racks that's cool Mad Dog Mac
D. Endo guy, Reagan, big D.
This guy I it's always interesting when you see like
This guy has an overall score of 75 which means that this guy either
The it means that this guy put thought into distributing his stats before uploading him to the internet
For example fuckable it has a 100 overall, which means he probably has 100 in every step and the most thought
What? He's gonna poke a ball.
Diaper equals down. That is the first diaper we've downloaded, dude.
Alright, we're getting big D.
Oh, is the Uchiha symbol?
Oh
Crying guy from yumi neko no naku koronee
Well
Imagine this from kingdom hearts
Really, yo, it's Billy from meme daddy wrestling.
That's cool.
Hey, shout outs, dude.
Shout outs.
Dude, we like memes.
Meme alert.
What?
Judo master.
God, I wish I could download Kevin.
Did I get Peppa Pig's dad?
I did.
I skipped by accident.
We got Super Macho Man?
That's a good king.
I can't download it though.
TNT is from Canada, if you can tell.
A lot of these themes from the late 80s sound a lot like a fucking sitcom intro, man.
Celtic maniac superstar QQQQ
Superstar they're all fat dude
I kind of like this though the Zah I can't download them justice destroyer seeks
Justice Destroyer seeks for revenge and take his empire back.
We got Lamar?
Ordinario Italiano?
Okay.
I've never heard like a bunch of these themes.
Hold on.
I think we should be upvoting stuff.
I fucked up.
I could have helped travelers coming along next.
Can you search XXX Tentation? It's not worth it to manually search for anything.
For those who browse after, that's right dude.
That is not Johnny Cage
We're a third of the way
Roo'scape ref
Grock Bezner
I can't get him. I
Want to make a guy we need a good gimmick though
What's bruh man?
Jopper Jim!
Lowest tier Jopper you can find but he's still pretty useful in underground matches.
This was made tomorrow. Nice.
30 overall. This guy's building a universe, dude.
repeat tris
who the fuck is this
template is wedding pictures is the only thing like it
only might
i'll get married
duke dangerous i can't get on
I'm getting pissed off.
I want to make a guy who's like alliteration.
You know, like Duke Dangerous, right?
It's Goblin, dude!
That's pretty good.
The bald bastard.
It can't have any swears in it, dude.
The beard.
Giggity.
Amphis Henry.
It's just John Cena's face.
I think.
And a censorship, dude, shut up, man.
We had to upload your idea to the internet like two years ago, bro.
All right, man.
Flint, they just, shut up.
We got superstar.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
Jack Torrance from the shining.
Not bad.
He's got the grin.
Not bad, not bad.
Why did he upload this?
I typed in 90s wrestling themes and all I got were 80s wrestling themes.
here's psycho sand man he was a psycho dude
We got Superstar all caps this time.
Oh well, I think it's all caps every time, actually.
El Haggis Diablo.
Yoink.
Mine now.
Sightless.
a vote oh yeah we're gonna have we're gonna up dude dude
mr. pink gaming
Have I played yet? Yeah. Yeah
This is an AI generated photo guys. Look at this
Poot and moon
What does it mean
I'm sorry man, I'm sorry.
Mario Castanoli.
I'm sorry.
Gastonoli.
General manager punk dude.
We're super furry?
Haven't seen them.
Corey this also looks like it's a
he's got the NWO shirt dude that is cool that is cool
I'm over here thinking of my character Genghis Furby
I think 75 overall is probably the default stat
Read this for prime sub, got it.
Plus one, plus one.
Am I ugly?
Got it!
Play the game, holy fuck.
I mean, I can't give up now, I'm almost done.
I'm like 16 out from seeing everything that's ever been uploaded.
That guy.
Please close the game after page 91.
Yo, it's Cut Man Cam, dude.
Okay.
Cut Man's a Mega Man reference, by the way.
We got the Brooklyn Brawler.
Everyone's favorite jobber.
I'm a cutie boy.
It's from Garrick.
Yoink.
Found it.
I'm gonna hit him with an updo.
Michael motherfucking Santana
Whoa
You got Simon?
What's your overall, buddy?
Hashtags non-wrestler.
Big Z.
Overall 100.
No, no, no, no.
OGL Grande Americano.
The Archite.
What a name.
What a name. Dr. Gerald Lane.
There's Johnny Cage in it's like randomly mixing in ones we've already seen.
When I was a kid, I used to think big show sang his own theme.
I mean, that's not like the wildest thing.
Look, it's Johnny Cage again.
Is it possible he's uploaded it multiple times?
Junior junior is just smaller John Cena
Sean stood
Small Cena dude
Steven flow haven't seen him
This guy just looks like
The guy from cyberpunk, what was the name the Keanu Reeves guy Johnny Silverhand
Raheem Rhodes hold up
I
Someone made that shit no ironing board here. No ironing board yet. It's kick man
We already got punch man. We got you know, we oh my god. There's
You know we got to get kick man, dude
We already got disco of the night of holy the unhinged spelled wrong maniac holy is ready to show no mercy
Oh my god, he's gonna Jason Voorhees outfit that is cool I
I can smell the person who made that. I think.
Simon.
Like I've seen this one. Jesus Williams.
Fredo.
Beef knee. Oh beer knee.
I want to see what Simon looks like what do I smell like is that cool
Beast King all lowercase. What could it be?
Well, that sucks.
It kicked me out when I clicked on it.
Alright, I'm like disconnected now.
Dude, I was so close to the end!
No, I was four away go backwards. I can't even go forward
Let's try what we'll try go backwards. Yeah, see like
It's like loading right now I can't even oh
Okay, we went backwards
Goat Robert. Marvin Griffin.
My game crashed.
Your honest opinion is this game worth $150?
No.
It's worth $235.
I wonder if we downloaded so many things?
Hold on it's like updating my cloud save that we just like crashed it
20 minute cloud save incoming better not be
Shut up dude.
There were 96 now it's 500.
No fucking way dude.
My rise boost purchase.
Thanks for buying my rise boost.
I wonder if I can make that character and then go online with it.
What's happening?
Oh, it took us straight to the tutorial when we launched the first time.
You've earned a main event status.
Clinger Season 1 Rewards now.
I just want to take another peek, hang on hold up
That chatter fucking lied dude.
Blue pain.
It's just Cain.
Terry Bogard?
Doink?
I can't download it.
Oh my god wait, what if I have like the maximum amount of dudes I can download?
It's not letting me do it.
I want to make it, guys.
I need a theme, though.
You can add custom music to entrances, really.
Downloaded tune in case it's full
No
Hmm can I delete ones that are they come with the game?
We got Copperfield, Crazy Justice, Crazy Smileman, Kujo, Cut Man Cam, we'll get rid of Cut Man Cam, I think.
Alright.
How do I make one?
creation superstar okay new I'm an idiot my game crash
I
Hmm
Say much you pay for it again
234 smackaroos, dude as one of the biggest modern
WWE fans
It is me personally I'm I'm happy to support the product
As world's poorest man pops up in the top right
What's new in the island jump to the island I don't know if I would have gone with the island
Don't know if I would have gone with the island
Why not? I don't know like I feel like islands are kind of out of vogue right now.
Wait it's not crashing.
Personas. Persona!
Yeah let's start let's start base here I think.
Ben Circle Man was confirmed to have gone to the island so it's on brand.
You can randomize superstars entire body within seconds.
Random.
Oh my god, look at those eyes, dude!
Oh
Dude the 20 FPS zoom it is funny as fuck
Same eyes that's not random and our chromia nice I
I gotta think of like a good name for a wrestler that will that will give me all I need to like make one
What is up with these eyes?
The lubeinator
Slimer!
Man child, we already made man child, dude.
Eww.
Nice cape physics, dude.
Okay, burn victim.
Very small.
Guys, I want something that's like, it has to be alliteration, dude.
Has to be alliteration.
Foo King?
John Pork, do you know what alliteration is?
It's Kyle
Pon pork
I would call this guy like the Squire dude.
Jan 6th janitor, dude.
Dino Nug!
Dude, look at that eyeball, it's teeth!
I
Said Eugene from WWE enough
Who dad
I'm not making KKK so dude
Make a boo.
Ooh, nice curls.
Make Moon Moon from the Moon Moon show?
Hmm, that's a good idea
They really did this guy dirty with his themes, uh, oh my god
This is from the same year, by the way, make a person who unironically buys WWE for $234.
Good start.
That is the concept.
But I need an alliteration name.
What would the name of someone like Craig?
I feel like Craig would buy WWE 2K26 for 234.
Like I got him Craig.
Cripple Craig dude.
The court is all Craig. I like that. I like that.
I w- I w- I w-
Give me a better name than Craig though. Just give me like a normal like white guy name.
Consumere Craig!
Well, I like that.
Rick.
Okay.
Tyler Tarded.
Tyler's good
Tylin aller
Tylin aller dude
Terriaki Tyler, I don't think I could make that character
That is a good name though. I like that
Fentanyl Frank good one
Rushi also suggesting it
Pay Pig Percy wait, that's good
Hey pal, Paul, dude. Wait. Ho down Hitler. No, I don't think we're going with Hitler on
this one. Merchant, nice mark. Okay. Colonoscopy, Colin. Wrinkled Foreske in first time chatter.
Try buddy. Travis truck. I feel like battle pass Brian. Wait, we got to do something
with the battle pass I think. We got to do something with battle pass I think. Swiping
Sam. Battle pass Bill. That's Battle Pass Bill! What would his finishing move be called?
swipe not bad the skip tier skip oh my god call it the 39 tier skip dude the
ultimate addition all right we got what was it battle pass what
Battle Pass Bill dude.
Alright we got it.
We got it dude.
Let's get a good base.
Okay.
Perfect.
Um.
Um
Modify the base shape of your superstars face over the hit the default head select the template or apply photo to create your own original appearance
Uh
Yep, i'm not uploading a photo
I like this one a lot
Face texture, let's see.
It's giving him a little jaundice, I think.
A little bit, hold on.
There we go.
It's too green.
There we go.
Little bit of jaundice.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, teeth!
We gotta give them the gold, dude.
From all the mountain dew and menthol skull.
Okay, oh we can choose which teeth are here.
cool I feel like we don't want like a one from like the front ones are so
distracting if they're gone you know I mean
there we go that's a good one
we'll keep that one too much Mountain Dew huh
We already did that.
I want something like Acne.
We give him a rash too.
Acne, I think.
It's not herpes man.
Now the average, average WWE fan getting a little old, so we're probably going to have
to rink them up a little bit.
Yeah, don't say rink them up.
I'm over here creating sentences you've never fucking heard before.
I'm a maestro on the mic.
I am a lyrical linguist and your reaction to rink them up
is to never do it again.
I don't think you understand art.
Not so labial fold.
What?
Oh.
It's like a butt hole. I'm gonna go with this one. I really got to do something
about these eyes but we're just not there yet. I can't really see the chin
which is kind of what I'm going for. There we go.
Interrogation. The Jackal. 1997 entrance. I've never heard of the Jackal before.
Kind of spooky.
He was a manager?
He looks evil, dude.
Okay.
Deformation. Detailed adjustments can be performed on face parts. The mirror
feature can be used to magically mirror your face parts.
Well that's just not how God intended it buddy. Oh I'm quite familiar with
this one. Oh yes. We've been here before.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
Point select.
with our way to like, I thought you could adjust like the the different angles as well.
This might be it right here.
I
Left for dead to boomer
He looks nah, he looks he looks it's old enough
I was gonna say it looks too old
It looks elderly
But if you start watching
The WWF in the 80s. This is like this is about the age range. I think
See like I'm afraid to give up big ears because he will look too much like an orc
So we're gonna make them small, I think.
We will never be slaves!
Hold the horn!
Okay!
I might lower the game volume a little bit while I'm doing this.
Okay, turn up a little bit.
Vertical stretch.
Nice.
nice I saw an interview with the the godfather and he said he never wanted to
play a pimp on TV was up with this ear oh it's clipping into his body it no he
said never want to play a pimp on TV because he was a bouncer he used to
beat up pimps all the time or some shit
This might be my master piece actually I'm feeling really good about this
He's Warlock robes I'm gonna give him a corn t-shirt is that good enough
No not like the food guys not like the food it's not a picture of a corn
I
Brows we're gonna make them nice and bushy
Honestly, maybe wouldn't it like a you know, bro going we just like thoughts
Yeah, they're coming out
We can't, the idea is that his face is mostly featureless.
Okay.
We're joining? They're getting closer? Not close enough. What the hell?
What am I supposed to do?
Uh, let's raise it a little bit.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
What a laughing at WWE songs, huh?
I've never heard this song before.
For real? I've heard the note like the other No Chance.
But I guess this is like the original?
Maybe?
Nice posture.
Fucking bitch
We're sculpting our piece of clay right now
He's got saggy eyelids, dude
If my game crashed, I would be so fucking sad, man.
We don't need to edit that one.
Nose bridge?
I feel like we're giving him too much definition.
That's good though, that's good.
Nose tip?
Let's make it a little bit fatter.
This is my alter ego ever since WWE 2K2006.
Moves the acne too.
Cool.
Built room?
Video games taught me what a filtration was is that weird?
What it what how would you describe the skin that he's got he looks kind of undead a little
bit to me he looks slightly John Salo yeah that's what we're going for good good good
Good good
We don't I don't think I want to mess with the lip fullness it'll all that much
He's kind of like smirking a little bit, but that might be cool.
Okay.
It's got my Mountain Dew, my $250 steam card.
It's time to play some ranked.
More cold stores.
Unfortunately, I cannot add more cold stores.
I can't really tell what part of the body of this is, here we go.
This feels like a guy I could like, meet.
You know, disregarding the stupid eyeballs right now that it has.
We're going for realism this time.
Looking good.
those are realistic eyes? I didn't choose those eyes! They were randomly rolled! They're good!
Alright, chin, big one.
We want that bad boy up.
Maybe make it jut out a little bit?
Oh yeah.
Now we're talking.
Rhyidal region.
Huh?
What is that?
Oh, it's the back of his head.
Give him a death.
Dude, Mark Henry!
All right the facial structure complete what do you guys think I
Feel like the eyes are really distracting for what I just made it's pissing me off
Where do I change the eyes body parts
attire use the body parts features like individual body parts for nine different body regions
I mean that neck is fine by me fella
I like this I like how it's just like one leg lump when it's like this I just got an
achievement called in the blender create a super star with a blended body I don't
know what that means
I want to change the stomach dude
I'm going back to the OG.
change in coming?
Buddocks! Hold up. Let's give him a dump. Actually, let's make him flat.
I'm sitting down all the time, dude.
Yeah!
That is awesome!
Do you want to make them small?
Is it actually affecting like how he looks?
I don't think so.
He's a cruiserweight, guys.
Make him six seven
We're gonna go super heavy away with this guy I think
skin color have we not already done this veins hmm okay opacity maximum
We can get some Stummy veins.
He's looking more undead.
Those are stretch marks, by the way.
They don't want any arm veins.
Or leg veins.
Except.
attire let's get rid of these fucking eyeballs dude
at it appearance why does he have a tattoo I kind of like the haircut I'm not
gonna lie we'll come back to the hair I gotta get rid of the beard
I found my facial hair, boys.
Alright what do we got for hair?
And it seems like there's a lot of options.
I'm looking on the left here, am I even looking at the right right now?
I feel like I've seen too many wrestlers who actually look just like this right here.
You know what I mean?
We need something a bit more normal, dude.
Well, like, aging.
Oh.
That's good. That's good.
Various materials can be set here.
Nope.
Air Facial can have up to two colors.
I kind of like that it's kind of like normal looking.
The Shine.
Let's, let's remove that luster big guy.
It hasn't been the same since WWE 2K12 man.
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Alright, let's get rid of this fucking eyeball, please.
Eh-er-eh-er-eh-er-eh.
You like the little smirk, by the way?
I
Normal I please
I don't know what you're changing oh yikes give them some bloodshot eyes
We're going to yellow this one a little bit.
Ooh, that's good.
That's good.
Kidney disease.
Nylon Killers, Nylon Killer, um...
Die, double dying, W dying, liver, yeah liver disease, sorry, sorry.
These mustaches are a little too extra, IMO.
Wait.
But I kinda like that there's no mustache on this one.
Uh, sideburns.
Let's see what they got, I don't, I don't think so, though.
I
Work we're kind of creating our own original thing like I'm cyber you might end up like the the dude from the Simpsons the comic book store guy
Right for the rights of every man I am a real American
All beard
Nope
That's too much. That's too much. That's too much. Wait. I wonder if we can get close
to a unibrow. Oh, never mind. We don't have to get close.
For the rights of every man, I am a real American. But for
what's right? Bye for your life.
Uh, we don't need eyelashes where we're going.
We'll peep it though.
Meh.
Eye makeup.
This is evil battle pass Bill.
American, fight for the rights of every man.
Slay.
No lipstick.
Marks and scars.
Okay.
out here. Why so serious? Why so serious? I'll be a man. And
It's time. I am a real American, but for the rights of every man.
Muppet butt.
True!
Fine for your life!
What is this?
I don't know where it is.
Oh, adjust size.
I'm home.
Do you guys see it?
Oh no.
Oh god.
Okay.
We somehow moved it down there.
I just got an idea I can't put it on his back dude or I can't go down
Nah, that's not gonna do it for me.
Oops.
Uhhh, opacity.
We're just going to give more definition to his folds and boss now let's see here.
Nope.
Yeah, we good.
We good.
to WWE Designs boots to asses dude that's cool
okay oh dude I gotta stop hitting that button
leaving now will discard all changes I don't I'm so afraid to go back
I'm so fucking afraid surely hitting circle here will not take me back to the
main menu right
We're just gonna hide the tattoo entirely nice save wick save dub
I'm Dominate. The song sucks ass. Kicks you in the fucking throat.
Wish I could hide the UI.
You know it's kind of fitting that he has the Japanese tattoo the more the more I look at it
A nice little wisp of hair in the middle I think
Let's get that let's get that color a wee bit darker so it's more discernible
I don't I guess it doesn't get much darker than that
Why the fuck is he stomach so baby
I like this one. I think oh, yeah, that's good. Yeah, we'll go with this one
Okay
Body hair left arm
We don't want to make him too hairy
Also, we're gonna leave the hair off the right arm.
Maybe he shaves it so it's more aerodynamic when he's going for a haymaker, dude.
Scars.
He's got hand herpes, dude.
Nice.
Moveable Scars.
same I think. Okay, now it's time to redo the idea I had.
We want this image placement.
We have to flip it upside down.
It's not a c-section you guys will see you guys will see
What if he's what if it was crying guys the whole time what if it was crying man
I'm just kidding, we're not doing a crag.
We got to change the color, I think.
Oh my.
I'm looking for a particular shade
I don't know, it's kinda hard to find what I'm looking for.
to look better with the opacity. I was going for like stretch marks. I mean far away it
probably looks good yeah they look at it from the side dude it looks like those
Here's our stretch marks.
You would know?
Yeah.
I'm fat.
Hmm.
Should we leave it or not?
I don't know.
No.
Fix the color? It's so hard.
Make it yellow.
Hold up.
Another layer of definition.
Good idea, Chatter.
Look at that.
Moveable scars back.
All right, this is what I was looking for.
This is the other thing I was looking for.
Mew meew meew meew meew meew meew meew meew meew meew meew meew meew meew meew.
No chance!
No chance in hell!
No chance!
get a blow out has there ever been a more detailed character in the fucking
character creator I don't think so man I don't
except
Let's see here body. All right. Here we go. Let's get rid of this Japanese text
You'd you would not be able you weren't you would not suffer the pain of a tattoo I think
Remember me. Oh, how do I remove that? Oh, here we go
Wait, save?
It's a temporary one.
Stain his hands too so it looks like he's been digging in there.
Let's see, let's see.
We'll give him the mandible claw, dude.
Yes!
Yeah!
Yeah, dude!
I gotta piss. I'll wear a bag. Give me a second.
Imagine getting mandible clawed by this guy, man.
Holy fuck, that is too funny, man.
I'll be right back, I'll be right back.
you
and
I'm back.
What hand does he do the mandible claw with guys?
It's gone right hand okay, we got it on this hand though
Important I can't do both hands a little bit
I don't think we're going to do anything with the, uh, with the legs here.
clothing headgear what if he's also a furry dude
to wear.
Oh.
Like, can we even wear anything?
Can you make the tips of his hair green?
I think we might be able to do the...
Hold on.
We're gonna get rid of a...
I don't wanna face cover.
Cat ears.
I feel like we're over-complicating it. Hold on. I don't...
Glasses. Maybe. Maybe.
Maybe.
I've had glasses like that.
More like this actually.
is yes or no, Twitch chat? Big yes, no. We're split down the middle right now, dude. I
I think I'm gonna go no.
Can we get like a,
okay.
What's like a cool mall piercing
that a guy would get in like the early 2000s?
Snake bites? Fuck, what are snake bites a play? Like this? Like this one? You can't really
see it. I can make it out of cloth.
That but on the another on the other side. I don't know if they have a double
snake bite. Got this one at Claire's, boys. Yep. What is this? Remove. Remove. Remove.
Remove. Remove. Remove. Okay, I don't think I want a shirt on him, if I'm being honest.
Only owns this shirt though.
Okay.
I feel like it's very easy to distract from how disgusting this creature is if we give
them something too big. I wonder if they have a half shirt without the tassels. Oh my god.
fish over shoulder. Add new image. Oh, wait, we can put lettering on it. Fishnet shirt.
Did you guys see one?
I don't think I saw a fishnet one that I have unlocked.
No fear, we're going to put our own logo on dude.
What about this one?
Yes sir.
But what could possibly be on the front of this guy's shirt?
Bill?
Okay.
Maybe right here?
What do you think?
Minus 150.
Okay, it's safe to do that.
Hang on.
Okay, it's safe to do that, hang on.
Is there a dollar sign?
I'm not saying it.
Shifts what did I just do? Oh?
Dude shut up Ken Shamrock and Jesus Christ man
dollar sign you guys found it
Okay, different fonts.
We'll keep an OG.
Pattern.
I don't think we're going to see a difference.
Make it red?
No.
Man that stretch mark looks real good.
I'm not going to lie.
Tops two.
the fishnets in here? Wait, it's just the same thing. I guess you can layer them? Yeah.
That's cool.
Baww, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Fuck up.
Pasha was there?
Is it unlocked?
It was locked.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Let me know if you see it again.
fish now.
Our ear.
Yeah, we're doing too much.
We're doing too much.
No jacket, no outfits.
We'll give them an elbow pad.
Compression sock on the arm.
What else we got?
Arthritis wraps.
Okay, good idea chatter
We can change the material while it's at first.
and then stop
Meal meal mea mea mea chain mail
Um, I think we're gonna I think we're gonna skip this
At a glucose monitor. Hmm. I don't know if they have the glucose monitor edition
Back accessories, what do we got?
I can't wear any of them with my shirt.
Torso accessories.
That's cool.
The tape.
I can get the floaty as well.
You see that?
Yeah, you can get the the floaty as well you see that
Remove
All right a wrestler's most important aspect. Oh
You make them barefoot. We're gonna give them some cool
Some cool tights dude
Oh, yeah
That's not a belt
What the fuck is that supposed is that that's the ultimate warrior, but like
He's an among us
Not wrong it's not airbrush vascularity those are his veins dude underwear
What do you think this guy's favorite wrestler is?
The Miz.
Hulk Hogan?
Damn.
Yeah, he's right.
He's right.
Yeah, he's right, he's right.
Let's keep looking, let's keep looking.
NWO, yes!
Yes!
We're the classic one again.
It's got to be it.
There's so many.
No black and white NWO.
That's okay.
Oh yeah.
material oh we can change it. Oh yeah. Dude looks like he sells comics in Springfield.
You see Chad? You see? Don't worry.
We're gonna get some distinctive...
I mean, what is this changing?
Aw, man.
Wait, maybe we can hide this? Hang on.
Pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim.
Does this mean it'll only show in a black light?
Give me a minute, minute, minute. Oh yeah.
Change the color to black? I don't know if I can change just the front.
Oh yeah?
No.
We will do default on the front, except color.
Yes we can.
Nice.
It's got a freaking outline.
No!
Oh, I'm keeping up.
Um, belts.
Excuse me.
Not bad. Something similar, mayhaps.
What's like a cool belt a mall kid from the early 2000s would have?
Oh.
Hmm. White studded.
It's gonna cover his stretch marks, though.
DC logo? I don't know if they have that, dude. Studded?
What about a holster? Or a gun? Wait, that's just a satchel.
Ooh!
too much is it too much
I think I want it.
Hides the no-ass?
Yeah, it kinda does actually.
I feel like him having a flat-ass is funnier than having the butt-plugged Tanuki tail.
Goodbye.
How about some Sockies, we could do that.
I need something to listen to dude.
Pointail almost touches the tail.
A normal ass socks.
You think we got some gross ones?
Hmm.
Material.
Can I suggest a song please?
No need.
got it handled default color
need holes and socks I don't think they have a
wait his foot's clipping, you guys see that?
I don't think they have any
any fucked up socks
sweat yellow socks
alright let's get the normal socks
where did they go got them let's try to get them yellowed shall we
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
hmm later
Gross.
Let's see.
Lighter.
Two yellow.
Like this?
Pretty good.
The fucker kick pads.
Oh.
need shoes. Parts color. All right, we can quickly change a select persona. We are not
changing that except there it is baby there it is
Entrance Shacket.
Now we're, I don't feel like doing it again.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Save and complete.
Share your creation with the WWE community.
Absolutely.
Wait, what do I pick the name?
God, if he's just uploaded a superstar.
Oh, no.
This needs to be something everyone can get.
What just happened?
Night call, well you, how I feel.
Where is he?
What, what, did you save it? Yeah, I quick-saved.
Did we go into new, maybe?
yeah
You canceled it
These aren't the managers
With S, I looked in S.
I'm not flipping pages, I'm flipping categories.
These are downloaded.
Oh.
Okay, hold up.
back up hold on here is
How do I name you?
Oh, we got to change his, uh, his attire.
Remove.
Honestly, let's get, like,
a generic oh one
like these these they look like they should be like just like available to
everyone
He's tiny ways. Yeah, we're changing it. We're changing it. We're changing it.
Oh my god.
Oh fuck.
Wait, is it white right now? Where is it?
No way.
Do we make it go all the way up?
You think it's too much?
This guy, Jensen, kill yourself, dude.
To me!
change the color wait hold on that chatter is right actually hang on we go on the front
I feel like.
He's right.
This gives me an idea as well.
we see them in socks.
This is the goaded one right here.
Why is it?
I don't know how to make the whole flesh colored.
I think we add dimension to the piss soaked socks.
What do you think?
Yeah.
We add a little bit of dimension here.
No one is gonna think the socks are pissed soaked. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I already do.
Oh my god, this is vile.
This is vile.
Oh yeah, that means we gotta go back in on the shirt because I can add a, I can add
like a, like a sweat stain or something.
Oh, yeah.
No.
Upper body.
Edit.
Add new image.
Is this not the goaded image right here dude?
I
Oh my god
What color
Dark gray
I feel like that's not dark enough
It kind of looks like a shadow almost.
Very pale yellow.
All right, now I've got an idea I have an idea alert
All art.
No.
We're gonna reduce the opacity a little bit, so it's gonna look a little bit better, but hang on.
I
With our pits already green man
Where's the green slime on his back?
Wait, we can continue...
Oh, we're gonna get rid of this.
I remember the chair told me to kill myself.
Jesus.
That's not very nice, Billy.
Hmm, maybe flip it upside down.
Okay, alright the green is still there, very nice, very nice, that is not the same color.
It's going to be hard to find the same color of the...
Man, that's good enough. Good enough.
A bit darker? All right, we'll go darker. We'll go darker.
We're going to move his hair. There we go. Nice.
Very good. Very good. Very good.
Uh... anything else?
Anything else?
Is there anything else?
Anything else?
Yeah, the back does need a little dimension.
doesn't it
Hang on and we got a
Here we go
Oh fuck it's the cert
We got to go underwear dude
I
Quick save
Remove cheeto des yeah, I I did remove that
Should we put up I feel like we could probably do better honestly
I think I think instead of the hand print I think we go with like this the scar lines
Um...
And then...
Wait!
Oh no! My shirt!
Oh, we fucked it up!
Please do not be restricted please now we're fucking dogged
okay very good very good he loved the NWO by the way he's a big fan this guy
I hope the color is still there. That was a good color.
Okay.
Fuck, what color was it? Was it this? This one right here?
Was it this one? Brown?
Fuck, I don't remember what it was. This one right here?
Wait, I think this was the Cheeto color. No, this is the Cheeto color.
It would have to be this one. It was yellow-green.
except add new image. Alright, watch this, watch this. Alright, we're going to take this,
We're going to go like this, rotate it a little bit, widen it, color, they're not thick enough.
Maybe they, maybe they are.
Uh, change image.
Maybe I should look at these.
Hmm, you double them up on each other.
They hand but lower it also only the digits show hold up.
That's a good idea.
Expando.
Maybe we come in from above actually hang on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We're going to go this.
Extreme thumb nail is peak right now.
Really? What is it?
It's two moon moons! Yeah, very funny, very funny.
Very funny, fellas! Very funny! Very funny!
Let's see those.
Oh shit.
Okay.
I said
Okay
Good enough man good enough
You cheeto fingertips I
Feel like we shouldn't detract
Because we have to think about like an actual artist, okay, all right
This guy could be digging in his butt from any hand, right? We went with the right hand
Because our special move the mandible claw is a move where
You you put your hand in the other person's mouth, right? So the poop has to be on the right hand, right?
you understand
But would it would it make sense?
For his left hand to be the Cheeto hand if he's right-handed one two
That angle it doesn't match right and we already have this other fucking gross stain over there, so
We can't we can't move it over or some
We'll just have to assume he's washed his hands since then
them. How do I name this guy? Personal information.
Early exit! Yes! Oh my fucking god! VIP that guy, dude! VIP that guy, dude! No fucking
oh shit oh oh my god oh my god
yes
Early for uh, Reveated?
Okay.
Maybe E-Access?
What are they?
E-Access?
E-A?
Yeah.
When gamers talk about early access, do they type like e.a. dot, like how does that work?
No, whatever, we'll just, who cares, who cares?
Presentation name.
Nickname.
All right, let's start a day, shall we?
This is important.
This is what is going to be said out loud when he comes to the ring right? This is how the announcer is going to refer to him
Okay
Let's see if axis is in here that's a good idea
The Alabama Slamo dude we got alexia, okay
Okay Alex?
Earl is surely there.
Oh my god you're right dude.
The axe dude.
What axe dude?
Holy fuck
R2?
I was looking through the A's if I hit R2 it goes to B
The Asian Nightmare
Jimmy axe or the axe
We'll go Axe, I think.
First name.
It was there.
Hold on.
I don't know what, do we need a second first name? I don't think so.
E?
Last name.
The axe for the nickname, then?
Big spender.
Boy, hold on.
Surely big spenders in here
Buster the way
The best big money, dude
Okay, big nasty, okay, we're not we're not but his persona
Is about the money not the nasty dude
The bad guy was an option. Yeah, so they called razor Ramon dude, we're making our own thing dude
Big money Earl E acts custom portrait menu screen pose it's up poses for your superstars
There's Bonnie hands in face.
Oh my god, that's cool.
Faito.
Yeah, this is important because it might be slightly hard
to miss the green on the hands,
but I don't think it's gonna be hard to miss that.
You know what I mean?
Okay, we're choosing the, uh, the Aang.
Can we have him do gang signs?
Oh, shit!
He's a crab, dude.
New Weaver order?
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Smoking.
His eyeball clips in this one.
I kind of like that actually.
there's an even more fucked up one in here I got
guys I don't think that's what a snake bite is supposed to be doing
There's a lot of a lot of them where his eyes are bulging out.
He knows something we don't.
What do you know?
Early access?
What do you know that I don't?
I think we're going to go with this one.
but the smirk yeah I kind of like the smirk I'm gonna be honest
I'm looking for it.
There we go.
Crowd reaction, boo, crowd balance, boo, personality traits, disrespectful, 25, egotistical, 50,
Desperate 50 loyal 100
Cowardly
Not discipline
Home town where you from USA, baby
hmm we're gonna do Florida dude we got a bro
oh yeah because Jacksonville Florida baby yes sir crowd signs uh what the
these are from the ones that we downloaded. It's the shining guy.
All right, let's get some some classic... let's have his signs.
Be his favorite wrestlers. How about that?
Gotta get a Kurt Angle one. Where's a where's a Hulk Hogan one? Hang on.
There's a Swayzo for Monster Rancher dude.
Where's the NW?
There's so many, holy shit.
Mankind?
Because this finishing move will be the mandible claw of course.
Yeet?
Nice.
He still says that by the way.
Uh, here we go, 24-inch pythons.
There it is.
I don't know what this is.
Oh, this is like when his name shows up, right?
At the bottom?
Okay, I gotta fix up there real quick
clothing upper body
add new image scars
the L classico the goat
This got undone, make it a little bit bigger, make it go straight up, yep.
save quick save
fighting style
we're gonna make him a powerhouse
we're not I'm not gonna customize these too hard
Which one do you think has the mandible claw?
Hmm.
Striker? Any of them. Okay.
Then we're gonna do Power-offs. Cause he's big.
Attribute 75. How do I allocate this?
Right here.
You're a payback.
Temporarily shock and confuse your opponent with a surprising display.
Suck out your opponent's life force for yourself.
Be careful not to get yourself disqualified.
What?
Teleport behind your opponent to gain an advantage
Yes, oh there's more Jesus
Wait, I'm moving up. Yeah
We got Powder, someone to help with a paparazzo to distract your opponent.
Adrenaline Rush, Ref Bum, break from your opponent's combo or grab with Unsavory Aggression.
Intimidate the referee into counting faster during your pentatops.
Summon an ally to ringside to make the fight fair. It can be used up to three times per match exclusive to bloodline rules match
blame
Loblo
Attributes, oh, yeah
Arm power all the way up
Like power fitty
grapple offense he's a powerhouse will do 85 running offense is fine at 70 aerial
offense low low low low our submission offense we'll do a cheeky little 75
technical submission offense 55 strike reversal ready grapple reversal I feel
like he would be able to overpower somebody. Aerial reversal, low body
durability, max dude, arm durability, max dude, leg durability, low low low, fitty.
Power submission defense, ramp of that eye, he's sturdy, not that eye. Technical
Submission defense. Rump of the high 65 and escape
80 strength all the way up
Stamina wait it was above 65. I lowered it. I can't go up anymore
Agility low low low movement speed low low low
recovery is tenacious will put it up will put it up special 85 finish so is the
main of the clock finisher or special
to signature you can make it a finisher okay remember that the hundred
guys. Special effects they might especially earn from attacks 75. Number 75 is the default.
Well, okay. AI attributes. AI Combo Tendency.
Uh...
Now I wish I could randomize it.
Uh, limb targeting tendency.
Running attack.
Low.
Dodging low.
usage yes man paw some attack and pin tendency to turn this fucking music off
Jesus Christ holy fuck effects after the alleys ring escape low pin combo
tendency low. Dive. Why does it go down so slow? That's fine, that's fine. Quick save.
Uh, where do I set his moves?
Different menu.
complete. I don't want to upload the X7 pictures moves. I'm not gonna spend too
much time on the moves honestly don't really give a fuck. I mean maybe we'll
We'll see.
Donald Trump versus Early Access.
Begin!
Okay, where the fuck do I do this from?
A.I. Sequences series of moves that A.I. superstars will attempt to perform during matches. Sequences
can be viewed and customized and created moveset.
And we'll do the rest to perform assigned sequences during a match, including any set-ups.
Press R1 to customize.
Now, now, yeah.
Finisher.
Finisher one, finisher two.
LM.
Here it is.
I wish it showed my guy.
That's good.
Oh my god.
Mandible slam.
Okay, we're gonna go one I think.
Yes, sir, uh, what's a cool finisher?
Sting face.
Oh my god.
No way.
the
illegal move
says who
ringside
What the fuck does that mean? Like if my character comes in on the ringside?
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Dirty
Like that, like that
Uhhhh
Rumble royal rumble finisher one
Yeah, this is important because we're gonna use him in a rumble
Wait
What the flippy dude
We can't do is
only like 20 for what has to a limb them I get it I get it
Bro, this shit takes forever!
Go for it.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam,
big boot.
Uh.
Uh, brain chop.
I like that.
One V2 finisher.
What the fuck?
is this an ad? do you see it in the title? you stupid fuck.
Where's the Samoan drop?
Oh my, oh my god, he's so strong.
Flame.
Go Chokeslam.
Catching Finisher.
WMD. Oh my God.
Okay.
Holy shit.
All momentum ceases as soon as he's kicked.
finisher
haha
so lamp dude
What is an Oklahoma Slam?
Scoop!
Break Cell Wall.
Boom!
I
Announce table finisher
I like we're gonna have oh
May day what did we get speed these up? Oh my god
You know it honestly like
The idea that he's putting people in his crotch area while looking that disgusting is really fun to me, so...
What would maximize the Rikishi driver?
That's a good homage, I think.
Okay.
You know, if you attempt to lift a heavy opponent using a normal grapple attack, an alternate weight detection grapple will take its place.
I think every guy can lift anyone.
I don't really care to do every move.
We got the finishers, that's all that's important.
Oh, let's do the taunts at least.
Where's this R?
Is it from the past?
Okay.
Take that.
Beefcake.
Big E.
Billy Gunn.
They got gold desks?
It's a lot of gold.
The golden one?
Oh yeah, there it is.
How can they call it the golden one?
Get Shane O. Mack?
Build us an A.W.?
Ohhhh.
Spinarooony!
Of course.
What's that picket shitting on?
Proud salute.
Yeah, but what is it?
Isn't that like a John Cena?
Wait, that was the John Cena one, isn't it?
I fuck all this we should do his entrance
Save
I did not download those guys you can't hear the way
Oh man we got to turn the music back on huh?
Well, first let's see what the music offerings are.
We're going to do this one.
Whatever this is.
Goldberg?
No.
general purpose no not many not many options money but you guys see one called
some money.
Amuted music?
Yeah, I know.
Just hold on.
I think I know which one this is.
This is the song we're going to be using.
Do they have the money, money, money, do they have that?
What is that?
Is that...
Who's...
Who's is that again?
Trang?
It's not in here.
Is it going to be called something else?
Hulk Hogan!
million dollar man man made of meat there is no
valvinas there is no here comes the money and there's no Shane oh Mac dude
What do we do?
Scott Hall?
That's kind of cool actually.
Wait, it's fucking- it's from the Battle Pass dude.
If I do that then no one can download it.
Money in the bank exists?
Dude, no one knows what the fuck the money in the bank theme is.
Hello?
U.S. President.
Uh, let's see.
Is there a money in the bank one here?
No.
Wait.
I'm looking
TBD
really money the big thing would be good if it's the right one okay we will
But we will do that one, then.
They look kind of similar.
A little bit.
Banner movie.
Where's the banner moving?
Undisputed champion early access on the banners?
and ran. This is hard. This is hard. It also says I'm in the options that I interest
Watch me.
They really don't like that guy, do they?
You just turned everything off.
Okay.
Wait, I like the light show.
The Generation X.
It's like two pathetic little green, like, strobe.
Hahaha, two strobe lights.
Uh...
Cain.
It's not doing anything.
Screen effect.
Gold.
We don't want it to be... we don't want to filter because it will hide his many stains that we put a lot of time and effort into.
Uh...
Motion. Okay.
Wait, this is the title motion isn't it?
You Blake Monroe for the Motion Trust.
Oh my god.
Oh my god he puts his hand in his mouth!
Eww!
Stop eating to this!
Oh my god!
Uh, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Now we upload how do we do that save and complete
upload guys remember to up to anyone else by the $150 early access edition
remember to up to early access dude
What? What is Macho Man Randy Savage? What of that do we have? That's the entrance.
walk the screen you turn off Andrew the giant macho man race okay all right we
go back motherfucker man what is it see
Andre and macho man
Is there a arena movie?
Sure.
Macho Man.
Arena movie.
Sure.
Done.
Oh
Maybe they should be cheering for him, maybe we got it all wrong
no one would cheer for that thing people cheer for mankind I mean it's basically the same
thing this is mankind 2026 right here dude fuck you mean bro uh save and complete upload
can be re-uploaded
no
and then custom Trump.
What else?
What else would someone who lay an unsuspecting person who is a loyal 2K
WWE fan like what?
Like doesn't watch Twitch, just like a normal guy.
What would they search for?
Israel.
Cena?
A good one, good one.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I mean, there's nothing more there's nothing with more motion than that right now, fellows.
Um, what, what, uh, what description?
You said he doesn't watch Twitch? That's right. That's how much motion there is.
You give RP description good idea. Yeah, I wish I could type
Maybe we can okay
hold up hold up 250 characters okay we've got 123 left
What?
I'm not sure what's going on here.
consumer? No. Prepare? P-Pair. Oops. Delete doesn't work. I'm so fucking mad.
What is hap- dude I- O-U-T-F-I-T.
I had to hit right arrow.
What is going on?
I think you have letters left.
You have exceeded the aligned space.
What is happening?
Sure.
Sure
We can't put peanut on here guys we're on the same agency give me something else
there we go nice let's rock
wait did it say it was already uploaded? I didn't actually read the message
Now look it up, that's what I want to do, but I'm not sure if it's already up there.
Hmm.
I guess we can search for EyeShareSpeed. What are the odds that someone else has used that as a tag?
mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
fuck
eeee magic
that took so long wait someone up voted already dude thank you bro thank you
i will vote my own thing
create a rank bronze
fuck you
alright we'll play around with, we'll actually play again one more day i think but
i gotta take a shit
good stream everyone
dapps you up dude
poop poop poop poop
almost ten hours
I octane
No hairline included dude
Hmm
Let's take one last glimpse, hang on
Can upload 80 guys
There he is
You can see single match.
Oil fan and consumer diligently purchasing every last edition of WWE 2k Earl has decided to throw his hat into the ring
Without adequate time to prepare an in-ring outfit. He advances wearing his typical gaming outfit
All right, probably shouldn't have put out for twice there. It doesn't matter game on game on
Doesn't matter
Do you think you're better off alone?
Game on!
At least one NPC row rumble.
We're gonna do one Monday, dude.
But I gotta go.
I gotta go, fellas.
I got bowels to evacuate.
Thanks for watching, everyone.
I'll see you Monday.
I'm starting at one.
Today is the last where wins me.
Epic spot.