I don't know what to do with it.
Gentlemen?
Ooh.
You think he's still saluting without the cam?
Then I turn the compressor back on.
Now there's a switch on the preamp that increases the base and I turned it down.
I
Minus one puberty dude
It sounds worse I
Listened to some of my my last stream to basic to live I am though
Sounds like a webcam I clip it so I can listen to it
Do you sound distant?
There are going to be occasions on which I am not speaking directly to my microphone where I do sound distant.
Yes, like right now.
I'm going to go back to the
Guys, it's Sylvester Stallone's brother, dude.
Cheryl, thanks for subbing.
Andrew, I'll say thanks for subbing, talking mammal, thanks for subbing XT, cave and wolfman, second, so, Suki, thanks for subbing the cry, thanks for subbing Doug, Jim, thanks for subbing Satch, thanks for subbing Pepper, Fungusman, thanks for subbing Ari, Alavante, thanks for subbing KBK, thanks for subbing Hello,
Thanks for your gigabush. Hey boss the bulls not to be confused with feastables. Thanks for something dumb server and tonkatsu. Thanks for subbing
Dial it in
Play it
Wait, why'd you call me minus one puberty dude
I
Minus one puberty dude
They kind of wish I wasn't so loud it sounds worse I
Listened to some of my my last stream to basic to lab. I am oh this sounds good. I think
I clip it so I can listen to it.
Sounds great.
Hello.
Sound distant.
There are going to be a.
Still more to refine,
but it's definitely an improvement over yesterday.
I think.
Y'all remember when Hulk Hogan got
the Shang Tsung Soul Steel last night?
Any members?
I'll turn the camera back on guys hang on one second.
I am a real American.
Big The Marines will play this song as they invade Tehran.
Gee, I hope so.
This game is a scam, it's a Minecraft ripoff, literally stole Minecraft code.
Good.
Honestly, base this fuck.
I'm more excited to play it now. I might be able to make a fucking iron pickaxe.
I gotta be a mire!
can you add like 10 dB? I gotta reduce my other volume I think.
Can you add bass?
Wait, which one was it?
Top left guys, check it out.
Check it out. Watch this.
Hey, guys, how's it going?
This is me one week after starting Blizzard.
This is me one year after starting Blizzard.
This is me seven years after working at Blizzard Entertainment.
You
Air time now things resolve it
I'm going to be a victory today and in today's 20 man rumble or should I save my channel
points?
I know wwe today.
I got blocks to lucid was any of them things for some of it comment or booty this is a bit
I mean, maybe later. We'll see.
We'll freakin' see.
Never break.
Down with Project Zomboid for now?
Yes, especially after the latest unstable update.
Or cars are not remembering their access after you load your save or some shit.
Getting really tired of the updates.
I mean, just playing an older version, dude.
I gotta figure out this mic position, man.
The motion.
Put it in mouth.
I
Dude I got no idea it's like slightly in my view of my vision right now
that flush WWE no I got my $250 worth dude I played for 25 hours that's that's 10 $10 per hour it's like a movie ticket
how much they charging for movie tickets easy I haven't been in the mood the I've been to the cinema in forever
20 dollar reduce.
Ever since I got kicked out last time.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
What's the worst game you've played so far this year?
I'm gonna need some help from Chad on that one. We play quite a few games.
Exhibition 33 incorrect. Not true.
Put the mic where you want it and then adjust the threshold and gate and game.
Um.
No, I understand the concept, but on streamers use shotgun mics instead of regular cardioid
mics, it would let you keep the mic like three feet away.
It's not normally an issue for me.
Oh yeah, Helmarts sucks.
I know, yeah, Umagari, dude, the Chilas game, that game sucked ass.
That game fucking sucked dick, bro.
Cool ending, though.
Oh, we got the- we got the lists.
I would say Umagari.
That game sucked.
Penis.
Phoenix Abbey and T-Sideshakes or something?
Ah!
I'm transforming!
Umagari was not quite up to par when compared to his earlier releases.
games. Very popular in the Japanese video game making community.
How are you giving a game you flush nine out of 10?
You guys are stupid as fuck.
And you like to append the word flush to games that I played for literally 60 hours.
So.
I think it's a good one.
Mods? No, so what I think happened is a chatter said, oh, so you're flushing Mugenics and I
sarcastically said yes.
So the guards put it up for you guys, kind of like how they like, how like you give like
a shiny blinking toy to like a toddler, you know what I mean?
I'm sorry.
This satisfies me.
Now, I mean, technically, it's a it's a plush arena
because I did not complete the game.
Got close, though, close enough for me.
I got really sick of managing those cats.
I'm going to be honest.
Mike looks like it's floating. Very cool. I wish I could get it right here. Go under
the table. You beat the final boss once, right? I don't know. Dead cock rating. And the words
of my goat. Shroud. This is the game. This is the game. This is the game the gamers needed.
This is it. Please remove Melee.
Score for WWE. I didn't really play, like I got a bunch of like WWE 2K26 ticktocks.
And they were playing on stages I'd never seen in the game.
Like there's like this giant sprawling map, like there was like a junkyard or some
shit that looked pretty cool.
Fucking Brock Lesnar throwing people from like 60 feet up or some shit.
It's brawl.
Hey, what do you guys think?
more bass or less bass. I think this is fine. I think this is fine. I think it's fine.
Let's go from 1 to 250, what would you rate WWE?
You want the real answer or what?
I can't add just a little basis, either a lot or none, at least on the preamp.
There might be a way to do it in OBS, but I'm not sure how.
Like, I got the three-band equalizer here.
OBS can install EQ plug-ins. Do I have a DAC? I got a mic with a built-in preamp in OBS.
That's what I'm working with. That mic has switches on the back that can adjust bass
and treble roll-off. Are you talking about this thing right here that I've been switching
on and off this thing.
I'm a man, man, man.
And a three band equalizer, I've got a high mid low.
What do you think would make it sound a little more basic?
Just a little bit.
Mid.
Let's try 2db
Hello greetings
Uh greetings greetings add a little low and get rid of rid of a little mid
Hmm
You kind of sound gay
They spaghetti eggs for seven sorry spaghetti, but thank you very much you
These people are nuts you need more low
If I have an audio interface unless you somehow about another USB mic, what is your microphone plugged into?
That's the sure SM 7d be
These.
He's got done shaving your balls.
Why?
That's the mic now with the mic splurged into?
Oh no, it's USB.
But like...
It's USB, it's USB.
No, I don't have a DAC or anything like that.
How's it plugged in?
It's got like a weird analog plug, like, I guess.
Like, I got like a slot here.
XLR yeah
Yes
It sounds not great, okay
Anything else brother
Sounds the exact same. Good. Good.
Hmm.
I actually have an XLR mic, yes, it's like a weird XLR to USB or some shit.
Am I going to play Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth this year?
No.
No, no, no.
So three band equalizer.
I've added two DB to mid.
It doesn't sound more basic.
Sounds mid.
Suzy added to mid and not low.
A chatter said to add mid.
What about now fellas? Hello.
That's good. Added 2 dB to low. Emo Redemption.
It's not loading. I'm not signed in.
Should we go up one more dB? Oh, I like this Emo.
Alright, I'm up to 3 dB low.
How we doing?
3 dB too much?
Alright, hold on.
2.5.
How we doing?
mmm
so okay you'll know say
hey guys today we're gonna be game deving
i'm a game dev
part in the mic no
I'll be vibe coding today
he maxed out low real quick I did yesterday I guess it sound like I was next door
Hey, wait. Hey, what's up? What's going on?
What's up?
So you see, basically, developing a Minecraft server is a lot like making a video game.
I'm making an RPG.
Please listen to that.
I have no idea what that sounds like, by the way.
I sound like I'm in the TV and Project Zomboid.
I got my flesh near three haven't played it didn't didn't really hook me man if I'm being
honest how come there's always porn games on steam how come people make porn
You see this funny raccoon game on Steam?
Looks pretty good.
Is it cozy?
I mean it looks like a meme game.
It looks like it has memes in it.
You guys like memes?
We got thoughts on sloppy joes.
My mom used to make sloppy joes all the time and I do not fuck with sloppy joes now if
I'm being honest.
If I'm being honest, she made them good though.
It wasn't like slop.
Even still.
Oh, hey, it's it's a game made by the USMC. What game?
Excuse me
You guys go there shut in two thousand two hundred Marines to the Middle East
Don't those guys know that that's like a landmass and not the water
the
were they supposed to do online
If you steal that joke from you think that joke was good enough to have been stolen from
anyone.
Did you are you the only person who laughed out loud at that?
I just got this guy's self reporting a charity.
I mean surely warfare has evolved since the early 2000s right guys surely it's not going
to be a meat grinder, right guys? Right fellas?
War. War never changes.
I
Except that time it did change now. We have flying ideas. Hi
They'll play poker to determine the winner you just remember like that idea I had for a game we're like
It was like a blood sport and you would play the game and if you lost someone would come
up like you're playing a stage someone come up and shoot you in the back of the head.
There was more details but I can't remember.
This doesn't sound very fun.
What if battles in real life were solved?
1v1 Call of Duty 4 dude.
Am I advocating for trial by combat?
Dude, all I'm saying is that maybe our world leaders should be able to death match Halo 3, dude.
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying!
Moon so rich he's already thinking about ways people can kill each other for entertainment.
No, it's to avoid further bloodshed. It's very Jesus like what I just said. It's extremely Jesus like.
like, Ninja would have been goaded.
Dude, imagine how hype it would have been if Donald Trump called Ninja
Blevins up in his prime was like, listen, I ran, probably has nukes, bro.
You got to go to the Middle East.
He's like, I can't go to Toran.
I'm, I'm a, I'm a fortnight streamer, not a soldier.
Hour 30 minute long movie training arc into fucking the like karate kid style competition in the middle of Turan dude
Oh my god on Ramadan or some shit. Holy fuck
Yes
I'm seeing the vision right now. Oh
Yeah, right that shit down dude
on Ramadan it is one day dude who fucking knows or cares dude okay I couldn't
even tell you what day Christmas is on brother 24th of December
close
I
Islamophobia for my favorite streamer. No just phobia
Fuck you. You've got Boston in your name. I fucking hate Bostonians
Yeah, smell like cheap tomato sauce and shitty pizza. Yeah, I said that shit fuck your lasagna pizza bitch. I hate you
Fuck your stupid deep-dish pizza that you gotta eat with a fork in the knife
And quit doing that stupid ass performative accent too.
I can't even do it.
That's Chicago.
Dude, Chicago, Boston, what's the fucking difference, dude?
Same shit.
I'm from Ontario, my slime.
What's up, my slimes. What's up, my slimes?
Am I Mexican? No, I'm Japanese, actually.
THONAKOSX for 7th.
You'll never be Japanese. I am. Right now. Currently Japanese.
I am presently Japanese. I don't got X for 7th.
six or seven. Can I hear it? Can I hear a clip of my voice, please? I want to know
where we stand right now. So I got like an idea.
What's the capital of Tokyo? Smurfs. I can do that. Tokyo is a city.
I know this because I'm Japanese.
Akihabara, Dio.
Hey, you guys want to play Femboy Foodomania?
Send it!
I am right now, currently Japanese.
I am presently Japanese.
Metal Gathics or something.
That sounds great.
Can I hear a clip of my voice, please?
I wanna know where we stay.
Good idea.
It could be probably adjust a little bit more, but yeah, it's all right.
Anyway, I'm looking, I'm literally, as I'm looking, I got my, I got two monitors, okay.
On the right is my browser.
I see Gile, Flex in his pecs.
I see OBS.
I saw the clip that the guards pulled up.
I see you guys.
On my left, I am literally seeing a fanboy getting double penetrated and blasted with sperm, dude, because I clicked on fanboy foodomania.
Holy fuck, dude. It was like hardcore porn, dude.
What did you expect?
I don't know, man.
I don't remember clicking it. Maybe it was subconscious, dude.
You think you're not a desktop streamer you said dumbass Russian guy show us fucking view bots on
stream the alt tabs oops that shit has to be fake though dude there's no way people are that
That fucking stupid dude. There's no way.
All Russians viewbot.
Dude, everyone except for me viewbots.
How about that? Daps everyone up?
Yup.
Yup. Yup.
Diaper collector leaks for sub it.
There's not a single double penetration in that trailer.
Okay, well someone had the mouth and someone had the vagina.
Whatever.
Whatever that's called.
That's a spit roast.
Cool.
I'm glad you guys know that shit.
You guys remember how to like find the square root of stuff?
How about the volume of like a pool using like the perimeter and stuff, you know, I mean,
that's a speed rose.
That's not even hard.
Okay, I'm just checking.
Okay.
I
It's gonna be so cool
I'm gonna say some really stupid shit
It's gonna be so cool to fly one of those fucking drones the blows up man, holy shit
That shit is awesome
This that is what gamers have trained for their entire life. Dude gamers rise up
Can you imagine sitting in like a shitty like trailer
That's being operated out of flying those explosive drones and you're sitting next to like four other guys
The draft happened like all of the good and like trained soldiers are dead
The war has dragged on and you're sitting next to like fucking like as my goal to smell like straight BO or some shit
DSP to your right as my goal to your left low tier God behind you, dude, you know, I mean, can you imagine dude?
Fucking thing will fly what am I doing wrong?
This fucking game
DSP fly, like detonating his drone by accident before it takes off from the top of your shitty, like, converted trailer, like, military operation forward base, whole blown in the ceiling.
Asmigold having a meant, a meant he be after he fails to launch his.
Immediately begin scrolling Twitter.
low tier god generating Sora intros for a stream instead of actually blowing people up with the drones
holy fuck
mama mia
So we're losing 20 mm a day
I wonder what the end the end goal for like AI shit is
What I will like what's the end goal skynet you think it's actually skynet dude
The Patriots? Oh my god.
Okay, there is a possibility that at some point in the future Kojima was writing MGS2 though.
Wouldn't that be like...
He already is.
I mean, MGS4 is pretty apt.
Oh, yeah. Okay. Listen, some of you guys may not know this. Someone tell the story. I've told it before. There's a unit. The Ukrainians a couple of years ago, like a year ago, developed a system to literally give them points based on who they kill in combat, if they can prove it.
And they use those points to buy better equipment to keep killing Russians, right?
Nothing of MGS4 and the way that that system works
They bought drabun
IRL camo grind dude
I love my country. I love my
a chatter so that I read that out loud.
I read that out loud. That's not.
I got to get one of those cars that isn't fully electric.
Like, I got to get like a car from like the 90s or something.
I got to get one of those cars that isn't fully electric
Like I gotta get like a car from like the 90s or some shit, dude
You know, I mean when they can't be like remotely turned off
You know, you know, I'm saying do like a like a nice like square body steel truck or some shit, dude
My son fruit oh shit
And I was expecting one sub to massage dude
Now they know got play cool, let's talk about something else
Talk about something else dude
You sure love Israel me too
Me too me too
is there a set image of like
It's starting circulating like
Maybe like a week or two after the mafia thong but it like you know how like occasionally you'll get like the
like oh has your politician taken money from AI pack or whatever like a pack
And someone made one for kison that after the mafia thought
Fucking buddy, but
Oh
It was like donated eight hundred thirty two thousand dollars to apex early or took money from a bag
It's so fucking funny. So we're gonna get all second. I was just a
So, is it APEC or AIPEC?
Isn't there an AI?
No, no, how come they don't say AIPEC?
It's weird, you're hate with him.
I don't hate Kaisenet, let's be clear.
He revolutionized the streaming space.
He, honestly, he came in, he was doing stuff
people weren't doing before,
like sitting at his computer and talking,
Um, arguably the best at asking for money, the best, actually, the best, you got, you
got, you got an amazing amount of support from big corporations that came in and dumped
off some good old fashioned 20 K gifties. Um, and no one did it as big as he did, man.
No one did it as ex QC. Nope. Nope. Ninja blevens. Nope. Nope. Honestly, repopulized
the repopularized the sleepover as well. That was awesome. I loved sleepovers when I was
a kid. Playing video games with the boys. Um, hanging out with 15 year olds. You first
I just want to do that shit on Twitch too man.
You know what I mean?
Uh, fucking God man.
I look up to him. I actually do. I actually do.
I'll say he saved Twitch. He saved Twitch first time. He did. He did.
Welcome to the conversation, brother.
I don't see Marathon on the Moon Taco list. Can you explain?
Haven't played it physically. I think there's other
He dude he's an actor he's in scary movie six at least the trailer
Who else is doing that he's got that's that's called motion that's called motion, dude
Started a book club for himself and his iPhone 3
That's just going to suck so much as the trailer is actually so fucking bad, man.
I think I think.
I think the existence of scary movie six is like proof that humor has.
Evolved and gotten like significantly sharper as time has like even in the
Spain of like two decades is so much fucking sharper than it was in like the early 2000s.
Holy fuck. Like that that pronoun joke would have hit fucking hard, dude. That dude, the
pronoun joke, they would have gone over people's heads, dude. You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
It is a mafia time where people give them money while he dance around his mansion.
That's innovation and you're just a fucking hater.
So shut your fucking mouth, bitch.
It's insane.
They open the trailer with the pronoun joke.
It's like.
Dude, listen, OK.
Was the pronoun joke funny?
No, can it can a pro down to joke be funny?
Yes. Did they succeed?
No, no, they did not succeed.
They didn't they didn't even try to succeed.
And I think that's the most offensive part, dude.
Is that they want me to pay twenty five dollars to watch their one hour ten
minute fucking movie, dude, and they're opening it with a joke like that.
that I, that I see similar quality jokes at Twitch chat, dude, every day, every day.
Uh, IE they're just saying stuff and like it's not even like a joke.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
I'm going to tell you right now.
I saw it.
I was watching a stream earlier today.
a guy popped into this guy's chat and said,
who up suckin' they dick?
And it made me laugh out loud, like briefly,
but I laughed out loud and that is more emotion
than I received from the entire Scary Movie 6 trailer.
He said, he said, this guy unprompted,
no one is talking to him, who up suckin' they dick?
Implying he is sucking his own dick.
Why?
Like what is.
What inspires somebody to type something like that?
What are what were they doing?
Do they immediately alt tab or close the stream after typing it?
Like.
What's the context?
Is this guy a work?
Like it's during work time.
Is he on the clock right now?
Did he was he on the clock when he typed?
Who up sucking they dick?
Oh man.
That shit is funny to me.
And that's why I think humor has evolved, dude.
Humor has evolved.
I think for the better, for the most part, but you key out.
Thanks for seven.
Welcome back, dude.
20 relationship.
That's a lot.
Ironpack.
You're doing Bradley.
Dude.
Humor has evolved.
I can't stand watching stand up comedy.
That's not true. Occasionally, I'll get like the occasionally like funny guy on like TikTok or whatever.
I used to watch so much stand up when I was a kid though, dude.
Holy moly.
We're actually right now, AK-5 in total, it's a little...
Even the UK stand up got way worse. Damn.
What are you doing? If APAC drops him with 20 gifted subs,
I'm putting in Israeli flag right behind me.
Hell yeah.
Don't say that man. Dude, APEC ain't coming in here guys. They're not giving us money dude.
When you shout your mic goes low for a moment. That's good. I'd rather do that than peak.
peak of a me as
you missed the d&d streams
maybe one day
maybe one day dude
to teagoblin this result
I'm sad can you tell me a joke please
alright man I got a joke for you
alright check this out
there's like a serial killer about to stab someone
And like you're on the phone, like you're on the phone with somebody and you're like,
oh my God, they're going to stab me.
And then the person on the phone goes, oh my God, they're going to stab her.
And then you go, no, my pronouns are he, him.
And then the person on the phone goes, oh my God, the serial killer is going to stab him.
Keep going. That's the joke. That's the whole joke.
Bwa ha ha ha ha! Bwa ha ha ha ha!
Ready to be a right wing comedian? I do not got the manosphere, Mike!
You don't get it? So the joke is like the person trying to help the person getting stabbed misgendered the person about to get stabbed.
And that person was like, well, the police should maybe know my pronouns before I am brutally murdered.
And they cared more about that than dying.
You get it?
Hee-hee.
What?
Hee-hee.
You guys want to go to scary movie six
and like get really allowed at every joke?
That'd be cool.
Cheer when Kaisen appears on stream for a couple of minutes.
can we be high? I don't smoke but you can, sure.
That's not a movie movie, more like a TV at home one. Dude, what? That's a movie movie.
I might goop myself when I see Kai pop up while I'm watching scary movie six dude. Don't goop yourself, man. Oh
I'm fucking gooping. Oh
I'm gonna theater so watch movies I gotta give hand jobs and free dinners
Okay, well, I mean, who hasn't gotten a hand job at a movie theater, you know, I mean,
you find Jeffrey playing with drip skin while playing WWE now.
Me.
Oh, a lot of you guys haven't gotten a hand jobs at the movie theater, huh?
Me, WTF, I'm married too.
Okay?
So your wife hates you, got it.
Got a BJ from my mom at the theater, spelled R-E. British detected.
Brit detected.
Right right my football post
BUSCH! BUSCH!
Crandle time? Yeah, fuck it, dude. Let's do a Scrandle real quick, yeah. Sure.
Okay, dude, I'll the shit on the left looks good to me, bros. I'm gonna be honest. I would eat that shit
That said Japanese curry rice easy vote
Unfair vote
I think I'm going left here, boys.
There's pizza 2026 wait the hot dog oh it's a pizza dog I think still left yeah oh man
location burger banjir flooded burger kebab pizza I think I'd fuck with a kebab
pizza but dude
Weedabix in jam, sausage and vegan cheese sandwich, put bogeyme in, dude that's real
Angus beef, look at this, imagine eating that sandwich so fucking dry, both of these things,
I'm going to do that thing does not even look edible on the left in quotes sandwich
Sweet potato fry hot dog
Halal snack pack every meat and sauce and cheese too drunk to remember the price
I'm sorry, I'm just really easy dinner submitters grandma's house 2026 Netherlands
Really easy dinner slice of bread butter cheese tomato onions
Canada macaroni and cheese with sausage those are hot dogs
I guess a hot dog is a sausage though
Oh, yes. Castle Burkacel, Mamel from Austria, I think.
It looks uncooked.
You can if you look at the bottom right of this burger thingy,
it's kind of even hard to tell where the bottom bun begins in the.
The meat begins.
Kind of blends together.
Oh, is that spam?
And then we got this thing on the right.
I can't I can't see the bottom apparently.
It's a sandwich, though.
We can see your mass cursor.
That's OK.
I guess the way this is Estonia,
the charcuterie board with the beans and those look.
What are those fermented eggs?
What is that?
Mushy Foggy P-
These are pickled onions.
Tasting menu from unknown location in Canada.
Is that chocolate on the fri-
Look at this thing on-
The far right.
Look what's on that hot dog.
It's a little bit of a hot dog.
It's a hot dog.
No way Wow, I got a five out of ten
Can I try rule 34?
No, I don't think I can try that, fella.
Daily wiki gacha?
Dude, oh my god, I forgot to tell you guys.
Last night, I told my friends about wiki gacha, none of them knew, okay.
fucking octo, who is Jewish,
holds a legendary rare. And can you guess what it was? The
motherfucking Holocaust. He pulled the Holocaust on wiki
gotcha, dude.
the
insane rights
were sitting in discord and he goes, he goes, oh my God
you are not going to believe I pulled that and I went Hitler like you guys I said would you get eight off Hitler no man this guy got the entire holocaust page
What even does wiki got you look like on the OBS browser?
We'll see.
Oh, I can pull.
Yo, backpole dude.
Let's see what we got.
nothing got nine more
Switzerland at the 2019 World Beach Games
8 pulls till gold pack guys, pull the fucky card.
Former freestyle wrestler who represented Russia and later azure by john.
No Mississippi. The former regional anthem of Mississippi.
Dude, these all suck, man. I want a cool one, like the Great Leap Forward.
I want a highway in Quebec. List of active rebel groups. I like that, actually.
L.A. Route 131?
Wait, we got a red dude.
Oh, Poli.
A city located in southern Poland.
Wait, my pack's refreshed.
Oh, does it every minute?
Ruby Washington?
read kid dynamite okay all right one more pull and then we get gold back
oh you guys are slowing the website down stop turn it off dude you guys are
really pissing me off
European Hedgehog in New Zealand.
Okay, Ed Neanna.
Inline speeds getting at the 2009 World Games.
Cool. All right, here we go.
Here we go.
A bus operator in New South Wales, Australia.
Habanero.
Not for honor, but for you.
The Holy Trinity Serbian Orthodox Church, Montreal.
Who was that?
Zooming, huh?
Distinguished Professor and inaugural chair of
statistics and data scientists science at the Washington
University in St. Louis.
So the way this works, we found out is the rarity is determined
by like how many page visits the thing has, which is why the
The holocaust was like super legendary rare or some ship.
It's article quality.
I wanna do one more goldpack again.
You got, you are racial views of Donald Trump.
At Chatter yesterday,
got the number of deaths in ice, ice detention camps, which I thought was the most legendary
poll until Octo got the Holocaust, but because no, you got list of murderers, holy shit.
I'm not watching an app. We're gonna wait 30 seconds.
You got Pussy Galore from James Bond. Nice.
Watch ads broken. It doesn't even show ads.
Maybe it's just meme. Maybe it's just meme.
What is this? Oh, it's wiki gotcha, dude.
You got Warcraft 3?
Duh!
You got the history of male homosexuality?
Appropriate for you, chatter. Well done.
Well done, well done.
You got 9-11 is your first ultra rare card liar
The milky minister likes for some it ain't no way this guy got 9-11, dude
All right 30 seconds we get our gold you got Hugh Jackson in parenthesis golfer don't know who that is
Get a list of British Touring Car Championship teams and drivers. Mr. President Jesus, and
there I bet they was up. Can you beat my 14 streak on Rule 34? No, I cannot. You got the
letter Z. Alright, here we go. Hurricane Richard. Van deep branch of medical
circumflex femoral artery medial sorry. Deep branch of medial circumflex
exfamoral artery fuck we gotcha man you got the slur you got a slur yeah they
got slurs on Wikipedia nice
one more pack nope I'm gonna get some coffee and we're gonna play some games
yippee
Yes, my lord.
you
Hey, fellas.
Song name.
Here you go, buddy.
I'll give you the link.
Why am I giving 5 minute ad breaks on your stream?
Did you opt in for this or is this cuck-a-bazos?
I... subscriber should not be seeing ads so I don't know. I did not turn that on.
You can turn that on though.
You can turn that on if you are a piece of shit. Yeah, you can enable ads for subscribers
That's insane. Oh, yeah
What would anyone sub them?
I don't know.
I don't know why people would do that.
Beep beep beep beep.
Welcome back to the Moon Moon Show.
Welcome back, welcome back.
Trying to find a way to make this game full screen?
to enter a moment? Perhaps? Nope.
They say if I'm playing Slay the Spire 2? Not interested.
F11? Oh yeah, that did work. Good job, Chatter.
Good job, bro.
Now, Chatter did warn me.
The multiple times that this game stole assets from...
Minecraft.
Quality of name.
Park.
I don't really know what this is for, if I'm being honest.
If I'm being TBH.
Oh, son of man, what lies ahead is a withering carcass, a bloated, festering limbo in which
your soul will decay for all of eternity.
The only exit to paradise is through oblivion.
ambiguous block. I gotta turn down me sensitivity. I'm sorry liberals.
Oh, they got f**k again!
FOV 90?
Yeah, I ain't.
Controls? Oh. Me dumb.
Well, let's get to steppin' fellas.
I need to build a house before I fight the Ender Dragon.
Yeah, USA are candidates tonight. Dude, you know I got...
You know I got the USA, man.
I stay USA. Every day.
Excuse me
What if I dig straight down
You don't want to do that? Why not?
Wait, I'm trapped now.
because I'm not actually collecting these blocks so I picked them up or when I break
it.
I don't have a stone pickaxe dude.
When are you extracting or shooting something?
Soon I think.
Restart?
Dude, you can't just restart whenever something doesn't go your way, fellas.
This is The Moonman Show.
I'm a real gamer.
Look at that.
Already out, baby.
dog shit gamer movement dude all the tiny little men in chat so intimidated by my gaming
prowess
He's got schmoobs now, give him that.
He's got the moves, I'll give him that, bros.
Did he had string?
I was not jerking him off, I was killing him.
I was not jerking that guy off, man.
Dude, a village.
Just kidding, it's the cat face block, my favorite.
Cat block, I was right.
I don't know how to access my inventory.
It's not I, dude.
It's not Tab, dude.
It's not Alt-Tab 4.
Let's A-Close the game.
Before your boss shows up behind you.
B.
Hmm.
Fly boost toggle, crouch toggle.
eat. Hey, I got one drudge dude. That's not good.
Lucid block.
Rate the parkour, by the way.
Okay, not very good, not very good.
Am I ready for Minecraft Championship, dude?
I hope Dream's out there.
He's like really good.
Turns game up.
Is he gonna use an auto clicker to kill you?
Dude, he wouldn't do that.
You're jealous.
Did I play Crimson Desert?
I saw a clip of a guy punching a lady in the face.
So I will?
No.
I think it was excessive.
I wonder if I could die of fall damage.
I wonder if there even is foliage.
Jump down now?
No, I don't think so.
I'm not really sure where to be going.
There's a tree down there.
I want to hit the tree. I am Tree Puncher. Is Tree Puncher so twitchy-mote?
Try crafting?
Ooh.
I fused an item. Dog block.
Hey, I'll see that shit.
Oh, my fucking god, it's the Minecraft tree!
Oh!
He almost killed me!
Oh, shit.
No shit. Dude, there's no telling if they'd be nice or not. You saw Orr? Where?
A bass. Alright, man. Very, very good.
Look at this cool valley, dude.
It's a lake.
Maybe we should make our house here.
Can I collect this wood?
I hid another tree earlier and it wouldn't... it didn't give me the wood.
I got it.
Nice.
What is this shit on the left here?
We got a rosary, we got our tome, dude.
How come the middle of this wood is flesh color?
Alright, what can we do with this amount of wood?
How do I split you up?
There's gotta be a way.
Little click, no.
Left click, no, control click, no, hold and right click, oh.
Fuck.
What do we do?
Oh, wait, something lit up over here.
Hey, what is this, string?
Nope, that is a pickaxe.
Nice.
This does not look like a pickaxe though, fellas.
This guy's got a fucking magic staff. I can't fight him because I got one HP.
Yeah, he's casting Ancient Magics, bro.
Do we tussle with this fellow? I think so.
Dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge.
I'm gonna open the fuck out of this guy, dude. Oh, give it to me.
Oh.
Ball wand.
Brandus a projectile one achievement
Whatever that charges
Goodbye ball
I need to eat you, man. I'm sorry.
I bet these things hurt me, by the way.
Give me your meat.
I want to make my house at the lake, guys.
Uh, hold up.
It makes something different with the wood.
Oh, with a certain amount of wood it makes a big difference.
I made 45 sifts, guys.
Is that good?
I don't think so.
It looks like ammo of some sort.
Maybe I can put them on stuff?
Oh, it's like a flower, dude.
Neat.
Hold on.
Uh, where is it?
Ah, we good, we good.
Now we good we good I bet that sister does not smell like a flower hey man some
flowers smell like shit
y'all want to go fishing I want to I want to test if the fucking ball hurts
me but holy shit well we might die and we love our shit
I'm not sure.
Responded to vermin.
Leo, death bring forth new light.
Oh, good. Look around.
We're never gonna find ball one. Oh, nice never punished
Hey city, oh god
Hey, well the fuck was that
I think it was trying to kill me oh, yeah
I got some goo
Hmm
And a block of that red plastic block
My chair and some goo, sorry brother, sorry brother, man, I only deal in goop
Dude this game came out in 1999 it would have been hoooi-dude.
There ain't nothin' in here.
Man, you on that goop shit now?
Goop folding ass.
Did I bid on that Goop ship? I'm a Gooper, Goopa day one.
I'm a Goopa Troopa.
Yup.
Little bit of Goopa.
I did a bit of cool Mr. Silly. Mr. Silly. A little bit of cool.
Is that good?
I wonder if there's anything at the top. I don't think so.
I don't think there's a way to get to the top other than building a thing.
wait no I think it just loaded that was weird I'm seeing some dudes I see a guy
with a bubble wand y'all ready to fucking die
Where's your pickaxe?
Oh fuck!
They're ganging up!
Oh ho, ganging up!
Down there, dude.
I need your pickaxe man, sorry, I think.
I'm rich and ill-gotten gains.
What happens if we combine two pick?
Nothing.
What if we put wool?
Wait, the gears are turning though.
Okay, that looks like a cyst.
Hmm.
You have bloomed, some of your attributes have increased.
Now select a bud.
Receive a portal to your personal qualia.
Increase heart by one.
dependent the guides you toward a Tiamana lay line. There's gonna be a block that allows
you to set your rebirth position. See the necklace that randomizes your rebirth position
when reborn. I wonder what my personal qualia is. That sounds cool.
on the chronic Wally a block
Okay
Oh
the abyss that's just the ocean below us
There was like the RV mod from Zomboid, guys.
Ugh.
I got a pocket dementia.
We gotta get that bubble on, boys.
I wonder if it's bad that I'm killing these guys.
We're getting experience points though, which is base.
I'll park.
Give me that shit.
This guy's up.
Paddle.
Give me your paddle.
We need like an actual weapon.
Maybe the pick does more damage?
Oh, my inventory's full.
Mmm, no son.
Yeah, it is.
How do I drop step?
Okay, big up, bitch.
It is a paddle.
Okay, that looks like a knife.
Dude, it's like I'm playing CS.
Who I'm doing tricks on it.
It broke.
Why god
Bubble on a quite weight ball on
Okay, this guy knows explorers of oh my
I'm so fucking
I
Fuck
No
When you're looking really handsome today, thanks. I'm my woke up
Could that be why could that be why
That was the joke
Oh, let's go a different direction then
I want the nuke one. It was cool.
I've seen some fellas down there, I think.
All my fellas...
Wait.
Those are floating blocks.
And it looks like they were coming toward me, but I guess not.
I got him ass. What was that? Ball essence. I have an idea.
wand with ball essence.
I got friend to sheepock.
I'm shooting out of hearts.
Give me that ball asses bitch.
I don't know if this is indefinite.
Oh my fucking god dude.
No way.
No please.
Oh my fucking god. What is?
They just not give a shit about elevation.
Put down the cheap box.
Oh, fuck, no!
Oh, no, it's so dude.
Oh, my God!
Dude, best part about no webcam? I can pick my nose. I'm doing it right now, by the way.
Hey, hey, hey.
Nice.
We can see you turn it back on.
Nice try.
Nice try, man.
Nice try.
What's this game about?
So basically like humanity created a bunch of like sentient AI and then they took over, right?
and then forced humanity to go underground, essentially, and like, the plot of this game
is like a part of like a resistance group and you're going up top like scavenged for supplies.
spotted. Wait, can we clutch up? Hold on. I need a different block. Oh, fuck yeah, dude.
Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Come back here. Plastic pellet.
Ah, let's see here.
Important resource?
I got a leaf pick.
Um, what happens when we put some goo and subsist?
I got 50 eyes.
I cannot drop them.
You guys think there's crit damage?
So I'm fucking farming right now. I wish I understood this thing on the left, but I guess we will eventually.
Where's this?
Dried Abel block.
Dandelions.
Increase inventory space by one.
Resume a pendant that guides you toward a T-amana la-la-lay line, I think I want that.
Increase paraphernalia space by one.
Give me the fucking pendant, bitch.
Let us follow to the day line.
I think the pick is doing more damage, by the way.
It's called a leaky pendant.
First time chatter here.
He's not first time chatter.
Thanks for no camp today.
I could really watch with my daughter without scaring her.
Dude, you don't have a daughter, man.
It seems like every time I apotheosis stuff I get experience.
And everyone loves leveling up, dude.
me when I level up room scape dance okay we're losing durability on this when we
I don't know what an Abel is.
Do you do anything?
No.
Withdraw the leaky pendant.
He wants us to go through this uh brain.
Oh, they're, they're frowny faces.
Uh oh.
Wait, it's in here.
Uh oh.
Strap in, fellas.
We're accessing the lay-alive.
Fuck.
Okay, crouch it.
Should we break it?
I'm gonna do it.
Uh, right-click it.
Discovery Tiamata Layla.
I'm just OD'd on Fenton. Is this what Fenton all was like? I'm getting like a giga experience
right now. Receive three cash A cubes. Increase hate by three. Receive a block that allows
you to take your position. That's probably good. I want to see the cash A cubes though.
What's our heat level at?
10.
Oh, there's one of our highest stats.
Glider Glove.
I think it has durability.
Brother, how do I go up with this bitch?
Glide not fly?
I barely glided.
Watch.
Alright, everyone, that's a good one.
What are you?
But he'll ask me son.
No fucking fear.
We dead?
I hear him.
Oh.
Got him, X.
Pissing is 300 bucks.
storage varnish wood block
hmm they're their own blocks
I'm getting the bank. How's it tracking which one's which?
Internal ID? That's so freaking smart. How do I...
...know which one I'm putting down there?
I wish you tried crafting.
Who's this shit?
Dude, I got a blush, man.
I can't put it down.
What the?
Dude, I got a gaggle token.
token. Now it's like I went to my pendant, which is probably really fucking stupid,
but whatever. Me when the glaggle token? We gotta make like a base, I think.
Oh, we got our pocket dimension, that's right.
And fuck the rest of this shit.
I'm going El Pocket mode.
No.
How come ship clicks up on them up there?
What the hell?
little token, bottom left, most important one.
So instead we should investigate the source of that sound.
But I may have stopped because I went in the pocket I mentioned.
My base is ugly, it's a skyblock, fuck you, it's several skyblocks actually.
breaks in your house
I'm fucking touching you, man.
Fuck it, freak.
You do, freak.
A little bit hard to see.
Yo, new town just dropped here.
Y'all live here?
What's up, fella?
Fancy some ambiguous block?
Whoa.
I made a... I made a chess.
I found it.
The fuck's it? I got tofu.
eliminate an innocent bubble bear achievement
no one's innocent in this place
he was
if he was innocent then how come no one came to his defense
I got an E, the letter E. I got several letters.
What do I eat the tofu?
Let's see.
Yo!
Raw bubble-baked pear flesh!
Uh...
I fused a vermin.
Where'd he go?
Newt capsule.
I got a bucket.
Now we can buck a clutch dude.
Well I feel like I should kill you guys, because I'm gonna be leaving.
Sorry, Stove.
Okay.
This fucking B-hand has durability and that kind of pisses me off big style.
It does make me jump higher though, check it out.
So maybe we should save it for that purpose.
Dude, don't turn around fella, that's all I'm gonna say man, that's all I'm gonna say.
Fuck you, dude!
Wait, are they sitting here?
Hell no.
I just got some xp.
What do we think that sounds coming from over here?
I feel like it's above me coming from your ass
That's where Bart's come from.
I know you make those.
Thank you.
Where's the guy? You think that's God? Oh, you think that's your God up there?
You can carry it.
I also cannot see his pitchfucking black.
Hmm.
To the fuck dimension.
Okay, can we spell anything?
We're really close to sex, almost got the sex letters, that is true.
Did you use letters and spells or whatever?
I don't know.
We've achieved one rosary bead, it looks like.
Oh!
Does it have to be a certain color?
No, these are static colors.
Hmm...
I'll have one page, now I have several things.
Hmm.
Hold up, I got an idea.
hold up I got an idea whoa we can't put a block in there
I
You think the time's mostly for keeping notes, I'm not like making a spell right now. Do you
This is where you write down recipes, okay
That was kind of my first impression. I just didn't say that like I didn't want to make you guys feel bad
Oh
I wonder what these ambiguous blocks are for.
I think I made one in glass and then I made cash aid.
I'm about to freaking level.
Boy to capsule.
That's my boy.
Oh, we got like, Muccio-Claylum. Hang on. What can we realistically combine play with?
We got some cysts, what do we do to Clay?
Nope, what do we do to Clay and Saint?
Oh, we can get the Leyline one again.
Which is good, because we did give ours away.
Play Shepard.
Brother what?
Your Pazock, baby.
Hmm.
It only gave me one.
I made it shell.
Um, shell, play, play Shabbat.
Um...
There's two clay and string?
What the fuck is that?
Is that glue?
Machination.
Is this a gun?
It's a hookshot.
Oh, it has a durability.
No, dude.
Let's make like two more.
Write the recipe down.
Dude, it's time.
String.
Clay.
Machination.
Yeah, I'm fucking gaming right now, dude.
On G.
I'm gonna need to write down this ship hack recipe, because it seems kinda fucking worthless.
I will do this though, because it's funny.
It looks like he's pooping.
Ehhhh...
Yeah...
Grass block.
We're just gonna kind of combine and stuff.
Clay eye.
That's the cyst.
What about two eye?
What about 2i?
What about 2i and 1 clay?
Bubble bear hag.
Okay.
We'll stir up.
It was two I-1 clay?
Oh.
Fuck, how do I just erase that this part?
Boom.
Yeah.
What about two clay I-1?
A shell?
We make clay?
Hmm
We're gonna make a bill of
Yeah, baby
Just kidding fuck you guys going me trapped here in the fucking pocket of mention bitch no food
still fucking dark man I don't know what to do
they will start breeding it all right well then I'll kill them and eat their
flesh
I wonder what the difference is.
What happens if I go down there?
I don't know how to actually ascend with this thing.
Oh
Fuck
You lost the block?
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
You know who said that?
JESUS!
you gained nothing? We gained knowledge. Hey, because we died in the pocket, imagine we spawned here.
This thing's cool. Let's see if this thing's, uh, stronger than...
This thing sucks.
Oh, big time sack.
Brother, stop.
Okay, how did we make the hook again?
it was a machination plus clay right I think so
Let's make another one play at the building block of the life dude.
I don't even remember where we got so many play from wonder these pellets are for
Balunga.
Uh, boom.
Yippee, it's my birthday.
Yippee!
Yeah, I like to punch him sometimes.
It reminds of... it reminds of who's boss.
The boss, of course, being me.
Hmm...
Can't stack those, huh?
What if we do this? Nothing changes. Weird. Weird change.
So okay, now we have a million grappling books, which are the coolest thing in any video game,
that we're good.
Eyeball.
Wait.
And hook.
It's a machination.
Eyeball pellet.
That is a cyst.
Hmm.
I made a bucket.
I believe we've already done what about two eyeball about goo bucket
it's a water bucket now about goo would bubble bear egg
You're free now, bubble bear.
You're free.
Eyeball pickaxe?
I made stick.
Stick too?
I made wooden pick.
What about stick?
I made wooden pick.
What about stick plus goo?
Gel bruiser.
That's a mace.
There's a weapon.
Um...
What the fuck is that? I think that's just a stick.
Whoa.
Foliage Picker.
about half a station so
is the apple just regressing so maybe
Mr. Moon we like to hear some new prog rock sensation
dude what even is prog rock man
Is Big X plus Clay anything?
I don't have a Big X.
Stick.
Wait.
The fuck?
uh clay see clay does seem to be advancing stuff this regard
hold up
I got pickaxes calling a young Goopa Spawn.
Goopa Axe.
There's an empty bucket.
It changed.
I'm in a clay axe.
Uh, one, two, three, four, five.
Brother ship probably does not matter, but whatever.
new game called Epstein just dropped? you win it?
you win that ship brother?
combine six balloons
I can't pick them up anymore. How do we make balloons?
Play in plastic.
Well, I just used all my plastic bags, but whatever.
At least we have 50 balloons now.
Whoops.
It doesn't do anything, Cheddar!
You fucking scammed me!
What about hook plus baloo?
I appreciate that's just a machination.
What about hook plus foliage bigger?
That looks like a metal pickaxe.
Hmm...
What about this?
Receive an empty capsule.
Receive three seeds for planting.
Sure.
We got a regular pickaxe.
Or my seeds add.
Right here, fruit seed.
Look at that, perfect amount of grass blocks, dude.
This game's shaders are disgusting. You just try turning your monitor on.
Try a spoon, but I. Try a finger, but whole.
I think I get more experience for crafting certain things.
What if we add another big axe?
Hold up.
Did we have you seen this one?
I think we must have, because it's shapeless before...
What is that?
I think that's a weapon.
Regular axe?
Epic shovel moment.
Whaaaaat, dude?
Um...
How did we make this?
It was wooden pickaxe, metal hook, metal pickaxe.
I was kind of waiting for the data to happen so I can actually see.
Maybe it was a way for us to make a lighter some shit.
Me no, no, dude
Fruitsy I got no grass stuff. This doesn't matter
Nope
Dormant's pendant. Oh, we gotta go find a ley line, dude, to become even more... to go even further beyond.
Okay, this dot...
Appearing... it seems... items like tools and stuff seems to be the white dot.
I don't know.
Oh, I don't fucking know, Dane.
I've got a fucking gun.
I've got some fucking sticks.
We'll keep the wood block.
Blocks in the middle.
Uh, items with number over there.
Keep the axe boom we don't need the extra bar bucket there boom I think it's
daytime
Teleports about those glaggle tokens we'll fuck with them when it's not
Damn it, Mad.
Isn't that a go-up to the mountain?
Greetings, Elbertor.
Creepy.
Friendly?
Are we friendly?
Get over the fucking hump, my man.
Please.
Ummm...
I think it's a dirt, no?
It is not dirt, fellas.
Daytime soon!
I kind of want to try attacking one of these guys, but I got a feeling that ain't going
to go well.
I'm fucking traversing, dude.
Oh my god.
Oh
Found it I found it I found it I found it
We love a little parkour, if we could skip most of this though.
Oh
it's gone you only get one try dude I was goofing off oh man my fucking pen to
Oh, there.
What's a fucking dumbass, bitch?
Chud.
Tendril block.
Come on.
Holy moly.
Yeah, do not give a fuck about that.
What I do give a fuck about is having many explosives see how they work
Neat but there's in the three slot
Well, let's get a little bit more
Hey, let go!
Throw a bomb at the Elder Torer?
What if he killed me, though?
I guess it doesn't matter if he kills me.
What if they murder me?
It's going to be so fucking sad when this thing dies.
Drowning or being burned alive?
Um...
I think burn?
I think I'd rather be burned alive.
Urge really brave? Thank you. Thank you.
True.
I'm much more brave than all these pussy chatters and twitch chat, man.
Hey, if you bur- it burns your nerves off, guys.
You won't even feel the pain after a little bit of it.
Hadoi.
When was the last time you left your house?
your mother chatter.
Alright, we have 50 bombs. 50 more bombs. Shall we try bombing the Elder Tor?
Guys, it's not real. Also, it's breaking the blocks.
What's up?
Me hook could go through him.
Oh, I'm out.
Oh!
Maybe we get a couple more of these blocks to experiment with.
Oh my...
Oh the fuck are you?
Dead.
All right, these blocks seem important.
Oh
Molly
Do not call me vermin.
You can't be nocto's pole and wiki gotcha?
You got the holocaust.
How do you defeat that?
He's got the 2012 Paralympics doesn't beat the holocaust brother. That's a good one
man.
What about the Allied Forces card?
Is it the holocaust?
I got the Nuremberg Trials, alright that one's pretty good, that one's pretty good.
Let's kill these fucking spiders dude.
Bomba.
I got eliminated a blasphemous creature.
Oh god.
Ahhhh!
Oh no.
Stand back, child.
I'm so fucking sorry.
Hehehehe!
The...
Feather.
Where's the other one I killed?
Drone Strike of Hell.
What's up, fella?
La Bamba.
Hey, it's my heart machine.
I put those here.
I don't remember where I blew the other one.
man this feathers seem import game got a final goal the final goals to get to
level 60 so you can do raids actually try a pre best before molten core
I wonder what we can make out of this feather.
I got a killer.
Keyla.
Excello block.
Well, I got to feel down at what that is.
Okay.
Did I not use the one that I had?
No, it did.
What the hell?
What if we use clay on this bitch?
This looks like a bomb.
It is bomb.
What if we do this?
Oh, that looks important, but I like we can make that.
A blasphemy capsule!
What's up?
Where are my bombs?
Bomba.
Oh, no.
The angle's not good.
Oh, fuck!
Ah!
I see you.
Emerging from the darkness.
I see you.
I see you. Emerging from the darkness. Nice dodge. No sick.
Oh no.
How not good I'm fucking dead
How are you a lot oh my
Oh my!
I can't fucking see.
I leveled.
Hmm.
Just pulled women's rights album by the Seattle Rock Band Childbirth.
Dub?
Uh, apparently it might be my hot bar, I'm not sure.
Uh, let's get...
That...
Is not...
Is not my hot bar.
Okay, this guy didn't drop items.
It's my Quip Slots.
I got anything raw new flesh. He doesn't want to bomb in the middle of the earth
So
Sorry, mate.
Leorwin, thanks for 7.
Very main.
Hmm.
Dependent don't work there by which leaky.
Linky pendent.
What the fuck is that?
A bug ring!
Hey, speed plus one, boys.
What the hell?
It's kinda hard to strip mine with the bombs when they bounce like that.
We need sticky bomb, dude.
the
Shall we swim?
Definitely not essential, dude.
Dude, it's like a boat.
He's going up for the charge.
Well, how about we have the tower up there?
How about that?
I think he built a fucking way.
What's up?
Yeah, there's a more tentacle blocks, but why?
Oh god.
Fucking hell!
Aargh!
He just farted in reverse.
It's called having gas, my man.
Oh
Manage L
I don't know.
Is that a lube?
No, it's a man-a-jail, idiot.
You freaking dope.
Looks like we make it every now and then bomb.
Wait, maybe we can make like a nuclear bomb.
I made some pulp instead, you guys down to eat?
Yeah, I could eat.
Yeah, I'm hungry.
What the?
Aw, what the fuck is a noot?
Aw.
New box. Nothing dropped. Play tile block. Dude, did we just get like a rare drop and
waste that shit or what?
I can't do things getting thrown away in that sound effect, by the way.
I'm thinking a search colo.
What did I just get?
Make a lobe ultra?
Nice.
My favorite.
Hostile mustaches for 66 months.
Big one next month, dude.
Big one next month.
My kit thinks 6'7 is cringey now.
successfully mined finessed. Chris Angel mined free. Wood, clay. Tendril, clay, bomb,
Tendril book. That is new. A Tungsten appendage.
Tendril pick. Well that seems good.
How do we make the tungsten again?
Ah, shit.
Fuck, I don't remember.
Fuck!
I already got my nephew watching Clavicular and all the other boggers.
Oh, plus dendro.
Dude, Mawgurus feels like a slur.
Oops.
What if we do this?
That looks like a tool.
What if we do this?
More appendage.
What if we do this?
Okay.
What about Decent?
Isis blog.
What if we do Decent?
Okay.
Isis block. What do we do, Dece?
Who made some eyes? Don't need that.
Isis plus appendage.
I got Azrael. Is that a sword?
Oh my god. Doesn't look like one, but...
It's a double-bladed sword.
Another one.
It'll be this.
Tendril Rapier.
I mean, surely something called Azrael is more strong than, uh...
I got Sword.
You guys think Sword's better than Azrael?
Let's go back to right here.
Okay.
Hey, no!
Bone pig.
I got a bone to pick with you.
Into bone.
I'm gonna pick with you!
Heehee!
Into Bo.
That could be useful.
That looks like meat.
Can I eat this?
MMMMMM!
OOOh SOFr!
Raw bubble bear flesh edible.
Take note.
One of those beasts are still down here.
Okay, they grew on this way. What's the ring in the sky? That's God.
Can you dig it? I think this is maybe the same speed as the other pickaxe.
God, which one do we have before Tendril pick?
Is that normal pick?
game
a
bitch
Parkour civilization, ass bio.
Welcome back to parkour civilization.
That's what they say, right?
Bro, I got no space now.
I am warping!
Darby Jones?
My fruit does not appear to be grown yet.
Check it out.
What?
Oh.
What?
Why aren't I healing me?
I have to water it?
I was just gonna kill him.
I was kind of hoping these would heal me, but I don't think it was meant to- it's just
decoration I think. Combine heart block with bomb.
It's just another decoration thing. Cheap luck.
extend the base out yeah we good
I'm gonna use what is that chill that chill boys oh my god how
All right, we're good
Scared of balls or what am I supposed to do I mean I could just remove them but I feel
feel like that's kind of defeatist don't you?
Sulfur bomb.
Fire bomb acquired.
Uh...oh nice.
Let's put our spare tool stuff in here.
I guess.
I just don't know what I'm gonna need a shovel. I guess we can always just come back if we do
Play love let's make some stuff out of her bone
Play always good
So fucking clay axe that's not good
I think I just made a wand.
I made a hate wand.
Wait.
That was a Kleax plus.
So the hate wand is this one.
We did not think that one through, fellas.
Um, guys.
Okay, and then we did this.
Now, this is the only weapon we're gonna need.
Hey, Trig. All around, babe.
Uh, here. Blocks.
Combine with a token?
I wanted to combine my B thing with the token.
Haha, it's an accessory.
It's not dead yet.
Let's see what this is.
I'm gonna mace.
Which is also just a bargain knife.
Mace plus bomb. Thoughts?
I made Asriel.
Uh...
No more bomb.
What about heat plus fire bomb? That looks neat.
Sulfur a sword. Alright, this thing sounds awesome.
Right here.
Light pincer.
I've used the durability.
Oh, it is a flashlight.
Look at that.
meat
let's consult our journal real quick
string plus clay
come down to one string not good not good
Burner, bed?
Yes.
Ho ho ho.
Uh, flashlight's nice.
Do we really need that many hay wands now?
How does that even do this?
That's so cool.
Well, let's get the hell out of here.
Pendant plus 8, I want to use the pendant first.
Direct me.
Ain't no way that shit's down there, bro.
That's the void.
I forgot my block!
Oh!
Fuck!
What this is
blue lamp
bro that shit's so high up there bro I don't know how to get up there again
Okay, down to 1 HP, not liking that.
We'll just level up and get another one, I think.
Can I do a Bob bit on the Moon Moon show?
Bob Bob Bob!
Me when I forget my...
Homecube?
BAAAAA!
So classic.
What was this?
The fuse block.
I'm technically robbing these guys right now.
She got the basement though, bitch.
Dude, I got like no fucking inventory space.
She got the basement though, bitch.
Dude, I got like no fucking inventory space.
Um, let's go back, see if we can get it.
Dude, it is so far up that I can't see it. I don't know how...
like the the dimension of our approach makes no sense because we were above it
in the ocean and then it was no longer the ocean
just build up
Hell no.
You guys dumb.
I'm on a time trap.
Oh no. Oh.
Ah, fuck.
oh fuck they thought of everything wait just build
I got one HP and no method of healing.
Where's the sword to break concrete block?
Oh no.
Okay, it's over there.
Me thanks.
Ha!
I
Spotted for me. Yep. That's a fire moment
Well, I guess we go a different way.
I'm sure one day we're gonna get our cube back and it's gonna be fucking awesome, dude.
day not today not today prepare the hate wand
wait isn't this the way we went last time I took five fucking damage from that
You know, I bet utilizing my massive maze sense, I'm able to find where we were.
Do you know what I am saying?
That's cool.
Here are footsteps.
Wait, they're my footsteps.
Initiate operation 8-1.
Let's hollow in here.
Sir, mate. Fuck you.
Sir, mate.
I hate you.
How come is that dying?
Oh, it was not. There was no point to coming here, fellas, so now I forget which way I was coming from.
I was coming from over there.
Operation Rescue Cube is go.
There ain't no way we're going to move in remotely in the right direction.
No!
Ah!
Fuck my leg!
Hey!
Equip sulfur sword?
Fuck you.
What did I just get? What is that?
I had a steel window block, maybe? I don't know, what is this?
It was just building? Yeah, I'm the only person allowed to build in this dimension.
Jade bomb.
Or I'll get no space.
That one did not look like it bounced.
I see you fella. Hey, I hooked him.
Dude, this shit is almost dead, fellas.
Now, respawn not bad, not bad, not bad.
What we should do is go to the pendant location so we get some sex pee and maybe cool item.
Do I fight the dragon? Start the timer.
Any more inventory space?
I wonder if it's even possible to find the source of this voice.
What's up?
This thing doesn't know damn.
It's at the bottom if you dig down.
Uh, I'm not sure.
I was thinking about the break.
I wonder if we should, uh, make it into something before it does.
That looks like a capsule.
Another capsule.
If it's a capsule, it's a token.
If it's a capsule, maybe we can spawn one of these things and then kill it.
Add tendril?
What the fuck is that?
Let's try the capsule.
I fucked up.
Hey, what if we kill these things though?
Uh, I had glass.
Well, I'm mentally thinking right now how I want to do this.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
trapped you bitch killed it I don't think I got anything new from it
I thought I hit my meme mute button wouldn't want you guys not hearing me how come I only spawned one this time
I wonder if they're like, following me a little bit.
I think I'm getting pellets.
Whoa
This thing's almost dead the fucking sword man
Sponge block yeah, I think that's like sponge Bob
I want not this or that that friend
I turn him into a shell.
I turn him into a shell, Maurice.
i think it's becoming nighttime
got the ball essence
that becomes a bomb
that becomes something shitty
we got the glaggle token i forgot
glaggle token
plus sword
star block
Whoa.
Sunblock.
Did I only make one of those?
I think so.
Let's see what you did.
Nothing.
Rapper block.
Sun plus wand.
There's so much shit I want in my inventory right now.
What's up, mate?
We chill?
Man.
Okay, dude.
Alright, man.
Alright, big dog.
Fuck!
Man!
And uh!
Falling for a year's first message, Bollywood.
Does the blast even do damage?
Uh, yes.
Yeah, I gotta hit him like four or five times to kill him with the hate one.
I don't have enough hate, dude, in my heart.
Tell me something that'll make me hate.
The technique capsule.
Okay...
Here we go.
That looks cool.
Man, I really don't want to...
Let's go back to...
Dezone first.
It looks like fucking- oh, it's just fire.
Holy shit.
Wooo!
Just fire? Yeah, but I'm saying that as like...
Wait a second, that's like an essential force.
You know what I mean?
Okay, what about- what about- what the fuck was this?
Slotha bugger!
There ain't no fucking inventory space. Such a fucking stupid loser, dude.
I can't make a firebucket.
I think, I think the items have, like attributes, like this one has like, you know, brown, white,
right but so does this i think
but this one has that one
as long as we're adding different orbs
but that one just took away one
what happening where you're at you but I think the blocks are like the base I
don't know I don't fucking know and like it what some of them have like more
than others like you said it's like shining
They're all shiny
Yeah, man, you're figuring it out I'm trying
Is that okay?
Laggle token.
Um, let's see here.
We're gonna get so much fire from these bad boys.
I think these star blocks might be important.
Wind Friday song.
Windy's.
Hehe.
No, not Wendy's.
Wendy's.
Kodama caps.
Oh no.
Oh fuck, I can't do it.
They're the ball essence.
We stay high, no lie, you know this.
Ball is a blow.
Ribbit.
Plus one heart.
Galagal token plus fireball.
Do my accessories have durability?
It's a fucking ring, man.
Who's this?
A lock.
Uh, let's try...
Galagal plus sword?
Whoa.
Fommet block.
We make bomb it's bomb.
We make jade bomb.
Cocaine.
Silicon crystal.
Erm.
What?
Time to make some ram.
They only made WINDEM!
block
La Bamba several La Bambas
Uh
Lame
What could we possibly do with these, uh, circuits?
I got an axe.
Anyone want to play some high guard with me?
Um, that game shut down, Phillip.
BTW what about
this is Bob it I feel like I feel like we're like advancing items right now you
You know what I mean?
Silicone plus gaggle?
Galaggle?
Let's bomb it.
Bomb it has to be useful for something.
Hold up.
Love block.
Wait, I need another shortcut.
I feel like...
It's Mama.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Heheheheh.
Has no fucking clue, man.
From the couple of POVs I've seen this is just as bad as when you played horsey game
and just made inbred monsters for six hours.
I'm trying like making stuff.
What else are you supposed to do?
I got the blocks for that.
Bill a base.
You're not the boss of me now.
not the boss of me now.
E.
Where the fuck did I put the string? I think in here.
The super cool is cyclical, crafting logic, but it's abstract as F.
Yeah.
I already deduced that, being the god gamer that I am, of course.
It is indeed quite cyclical.
Yes, indeed. Indeed. Let's get another hook.
Is this the new Malcolm in the middle trailer?
I ain't watching that shit.
Like most things from the early 2000s that people try to bring back, maybe most of the
time they're better off dead.
Bom-ball-bob-bob-bob-bob-bob-bob-bob-bom-baah chancellor.
okaaaayy-okcaaaayy
feel about scrubs
Bro, I- dude!
I watched Scrubs because it would come on Comedy Central.
Okay.
Not because I sought out Scrubs.
It merely existed as a result of me wanting to watch better things on Comedy Central.
You know what I mean?
I am going to nostalgia for that shit.
Giver Jack off to the girls gun while the infomercials at 4am.
Um, I never did that.
Did you?
I think I should kill this guy.
This guy said Jack off.
This guy said jack off.
Why do you think same jack off?
Calls his shit poop.
Okay, you stupid motherfucker, I want to kill some more of these, you're acting.
Oh, that thing's actually hurting me.
Errrrma, errrrma, errrrma.
Welp, got my munchie slapped from behind by something.
God knows what.
He's here though? He was like, the hate wand is for digging?
How come that guy was shooting me with one?
Nagi, Desu, and Riceberry licks for subbing? Cause he hated you.
Your uncle was a horse rider named Jack. Would you help your uncle Jack off the horse?
Should he really be riding a horse if he needs to be helped on and off of it?
You're not thinking abstract enough, my friend.
Okay, man.
Just knock that guy in the oblivion.
I need your wand.
Who's got one HP?
I've got one HP.
I do, I do, I do, ooooh!
Uh, I'm not sure we can do another one. Yeah, we can.
Give me that fire, biiiitch!
Man, NSFW Blunder Discord is the one...
Oh my god!
Disgusting.
The read-up?
No, man.
I do not wish to read that.
I didn't even want to know that.
I'm fucking dead, man!
What do we do, fellas?
First you mine then you craft. First we mine, then we craft. Minecraft.
First we mine.
Take me away, chief. Take me away from this thing.
Damn.
Dude, this world does not want me to exist.
Holy fuck.
People play this game must have 36 plus BMI.
Ever told someone that you make more than their entire family bloodline?
No.
I've never done that.
I've never threatened to buy out someone's mortgage before, either.
No, well, there are rumors who have done that.
I don't think they actually did, though.
Brendan.
It's this way.
I wonder what's pointing me to that one that I found all the way out there.
God, that would suck.
Dude, guys, I'm like the game trailer guy, check it out.
E3 camera, dude.
Check it out, horses.
Oh!
I want to do it.
Well, that did not go as planned.
I am placing blocks and shakers,
I am fucking Minecraft.
I am placing blocks and shakers,
I am fucking Minecraft.
Oh, my God!
Yes, then!
Fucking hell!
Because I am the fucking king!
Steve's not a person, he's a concept.
Ooh, the game.
I wish I could scan as well as this guy.
All right, I'm over here.
Oh, oh my god.
we're gonna propel ourselves to our death so any any lucid blocks players
drew it dirt block how am I doing
bleak a gig a goo I recognize this place I think it is taking us to the one
that we found. Which is annoying because that thing is not a short distance away. It's
Looks like my house.
It's an apartment.
Guys, how come it's called an apartment?
When everyone lives so close together.
Hmm?
Big man?
It's kind of like limbo, isn't it?
Oh.
Oh my.
We need to get up there, boys.
Oh wait don't have to get up there
I guess.
Please giggle goo.
How are we gonna get down?
Like so.
I gotta go down fellas.
Activate the hate wand.
We had ourselves were dead.
Well, I suppose we'll dig then.
Hmm.
stupid fuck this guy says you literally would not say that to me in real life
I did. You literally would not say I did.
I can't say RWDA.
I said it.
RWDA.
Run was dead anyway.
Is it a run if I don't know where I'm going?
I'm kind of over this game, I'll be honest.
Skirt.
The grappling looks cool.
I got a craving for a beating dude.
Streamers are the only people that profit from failing?
That's not true.
Why do you think people start rage baiting me?
Dude, even politicians are rage baiting now.
It's not fair.
You know, there exists a possibility that the person who made that game was watching.
And they might feel very disappointed right now.
I stopped.
It was okay, it was okay, it was okay, it was good, it was good.
It's okay as long as you don't refund my game, it's not your game, it's not your game.
You're a liar.
Oh my guess if you make a game like that you probably don't give a shit what moon moon
thinks.
That would be true if they were selling their game for the right right price of zero mayhabs.
If it was art for art's sake and not something with a price tag right?
That channel was trying to call me stupid by the way.
Now.
You all are.
Got it.
Together.
match gauntlet is a good good fucking good good suggestorino dude but see here's the thing
if i do the original gauntlet it unlocks stuff
is there a guard here
I'm waiting for the car play the song
You
The rain before joy, oh, yeah
To come down, to win, I get to the scum
And I get so far through the rain, ooh
Oh, yeah, I feel it like
I feel it just as funny
Just like the same amount of love
Jumping out of the shackle of your new body
Don't stop music now
Keep it on
It's your time and night
You're the one who's gonna kill me.
If I was a cop, I'd be waiting right here.
Right here.
This is an issue between my computer monitor, and my fucking brain.
confrontation versus judgment Dave, the guy who is literally paralyzed.
Oh god, he's gonna fall over.
Wait!
Is he telling the crowd that he doesn't need the crutch?
I
If a crap PC has as much space as Rimworld and all of its DLCs need, fuck, I don't know,
two gigabytes or some should I forget it's really not a lot oh man you got me
dude you got me you took advantage of the fact that I like rim rolled and then I
wanted to share it with you and you abused my trust you're a bastard you're
You're a bastard!
No!
Fuck you!
I saw a guy today with a sign as big as his body. Old white guy. Must have been in his 60s.
The sign said, exercise your rights. Don't wear a mask.
It was outside of a school.
And never, never before have I been so, dude, I felt like it, it felt like I was possessed
by a ghost.
I rolled all of my windows down.
I had to stop at the crosswalk and I yelled, fuck you pussy.
This guy and I flipped him off.
She just stared me down with his dead eyes.
I'm back I'm back I'm ready
Oh you're matching me right now bro?
I'm double back.
It's freaking time.
I turn it down.
I
Turn it down
The rules of the match are as follows
To super my controllers unplugging already the ring when one superstars eliminated a new superstar iners
Eliminations can occur by pinball or submission.
The match will be won if the first entrant eliminates all other entrants in the match.
What? It skipped his intro.
And from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, playing in at 220,000.
Here we go!
Fuck you.
Guess what I'm gonna do?
Any guesses?
Neckbreaker?
Nailed it. Nailed it.
Oh no.
Kidney punch? Yep.
Give me a punch.
One more.
I
Brother
No
I don't think so, buddy.
Oh, no commentators feels weird
I'm fucking Jesus.
Oh, dude.
Check one.
Mixer seven.
Both slam.
Kidney punch.
Kidney punch
Tell me why dude, I was waiting. Thank you
Oh, oh.
Um, guys...
Sleep now, sweet prince.
Thank you, restart. I haven't lost any Max HP yet, so...
I think we're good.
Oh, no.
The crowd loves them.
the
I always be with them
there
Did these a.i.t. cheat, though?
Get in there buddy.
Okay.
you
You
Smash 64 oh, we're talking about fighting games
No fucking way, man.
I can even counter it!
the
report game to the company,
the U.S.
I got my coin of this human, dude.
Oh, wow, they sent her statues to avoid free sponsorships.
Does he have tattoos?
I don't know.
Oh, he's a huge McDonald's logo.
Oh yeah, true on his forehead.
This ain't going to work.
Get in that corner, bitch.
Okay, now I can push up somebody.
Okay, what's that move called?
Oh, the pelvic, the pelvic crusher, of course.
Okay.
Okay
French
Okay
Keep trying it, buddy, okay, Matt.
I should not have gotten up, oh fellas.
Dude, really?
Please, beat my ass.
Uh-huh, mm-hmm.
Wakanda, a rapper.
Okay, oh my god. Take him over here. Bitch.
I don't know what to do with that.
I'm still looking at the the entryway ramp here I'm gonna go for some quick
push-ups
Alrighty
Okay
Brother
We're not going to be able to get anything dude.
And we're going to go.
Oh my god, no.
No fucking way, man.
Wait, why was that a triangle?
I hate the push-ups on.
And...
Alright, can we get a...
We got it.
Can you romance your opponents in this game, though?
No, you can't.
I'm so fucking sorry, Tratter.
You are so worthless!
Oh my god dude!
He must have has been eliminated.
Very nice.
We got a wound though.
It's on Shiva, dude!
Get off of me, bitch.
I'm gonna play it, I'm gonna play it, I'm gonna play it, I'm gonna play it.
Well played, well played, bitch.
How about another one, though?
Sick of the plan.
What's the plan?
Backshots, John?
You like backshots, John?
Oh, he's so powerful, dude.
Wow.
Yeah.
It's time is now and it's time is now
And it's time is now you can't see me because my time is now
7 hour long dude.
Well, see you in hell, piece of shit.
Jobber Cena has dominated.
Jobber.
I
Hi
Mobile game at three hold up wait the chatters on to something
Are you going to break it though?
I'm going to break it though, almost there.
Nope, not there.
Oh, I think I got it.
I think I got it.
Stands here.
So.
Oh, when do I get the break-in?
Yeah, I think it was a square.
Oh, fuck. Please, Mr. Roman Reigns.
Where you going?
Not good. Not good.
Call me a tribal chief and I'll let you live.
He's not my tribal chief. He's just a guy.
Can you resist the kid new punches about my signature move
This one goes out to all the fans. This is you guys in the crowd by the way.
Yeah!
Oh yeah!
Okay.
He broke it. He broke the networker.
Not good.
Oh no.
Get out of my way, when I roll off, sometimes it feels like my guy just does it.
You know what I mean?
after neck. I kind of missed the commentators, well, to be honest. They were so cool I didn't
say stuff like BEAUTIFUL FLOWT OVER NECK BREAKER, BRUH.
Big shot, baby!
Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
What the fuck was that?
We going back in boys.
come on man we're good we're good
we're going for raw boys
God.
Now behold, my actual finishing move, the Regal Plex.
He's touching the ropes right now.
He's just made John referee versus Satan.
Rest in East.
I'm looking at a third one, guys.
Ready?
Okay.
Report.
Into three kidney shots.
One.
Two.
One, two, he's not stunned, oh he is, look at that.
Oh, he's he's vigorously touching the rope.
And we're over the push-ups here, so we can get owned by the Undertaker.
I think he gets up before me. No he doesn't. Actually he does. I knew he would do that.
You gotta take a breather.
Okay, man.
Oh, no.
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, thank you.
One more.
Look at these.
A wand.
Oh no.
Oh my god no.
Oh no.
Thank you sir.
Put your own up for it, no one's up for us.
We're too injured to be doing that move, but I'm gonna keep doing it.
He's getting up the chorus, by the way.
This is very bad.
Oh, fuck!
Well, he's going for it.
I like this, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Doomstone now.
Oh, God.
can I play?
Thank you.
We just gotta hit him with it out here.
Come in the ring, buddy.
Like I look back every time.
Yep, going for it.
Yep, going for it again, aren't ya?
Nice to be sure that you're still there.
Brother, hello?
No way.
Oh
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
Do not move
Hurry the fuck off
Don't worry, that took five fucking...
HE BROKE!
Yeah, that's fine over here.
Oh my god dude.
I'm fucking around.
Walks up to you slowly.
No way.
I really wanted him in the ring for that.
True. Thank you, Random Proud member one.
Okay. Alright. Okay.
Um, guys. Okay.
The computer always, like, pretty much always tries to
Irish whip on the outside, though, so it's like, it's free counters.
Get up buddy. His entire body is in the zipper's legs. So not his entire body.
Come on, champ.
Boom! One kidney punch.
Two kidney punch.
A three kidney punch.
Any down there. Nice.
Okay. No way, dude. I'm dead. I'm actually dead. Into a tombstone. Brother.
here's your winner, THE AUTHORITAKER!
This guy threw me the air and then moved me and then tombstone me, dude.
Just a fucking loser chud, man.
I'm gonna turn the announcers back up.
Wow, wow, wow.
Gantleto.
Nickbreaker after the float over.
The following contest.
Who is it?
Give me AJ Styles.
And here's this goblets first upon it, and they're not playing spoiler signs.
And from West Newberry, Massachusetts.
Fuck you.
Oops.
Whoopsie.
Then man, my time is now.
Should be good enough, but good enough now.
This is a huge risk he's taking entering this gauntlet.
But when he wins here, there will be nothing left to prove to anyone.
He will absolutely be known the world over as the best in the world.
If he wins here, and if he doesn't,
Punks Monica might as well be Icarus.
Me when I'm Icarus?
is big for it here, but one loss brings this whole thing to a screeching halt.
Cena has no control here.
Cena clunk is firmly in the driver's seat.
No escape from these punches.
Ooh, taking a few hard shots and John Cena looked a bit threadbare.
Yeah, and this is the hostility Plunk wanted to bring.
Looks like Cena might not have his head fully in the match at this moment, guys.
Oh man, that'll bend your arm.
Oh, kick right in the back.
Oh, hi, champ.
At this stage, he's endured plenty of big attacks.
use the pelvis crusher affirmative going for pelvis crusher one two pelvis
crusher
from Punk. Cena has to find a way to reassert himself. Turns that back on C.N. Punk. Get
out across the neck. Working on the arm. Walk up and back to a little great separation.
Oh my God.
I'll go over there.
played a while longer or this might be the last opponent of the night.
You just got to take things one opponent at a time.
Yeah, because in this situation, you never know who or what you'll be facing next.
Driving a fist to the stomach changes things around.
Damn, down he goes.
Incoming! All the way to the outside.
Spelling in our direction, Cena able to rule that off.
He's actually finding an answer for everything thrown out.
Bang, what a move.
Boom.
We're good, bitch.
He's able to reverse it.
I
See a park stop that in its tracks
What are you doing?
The Colossal clutch, trapped in there.
Swung to right underneath, and just like that, he's out of the hold.
Dropping the elbow, an effective attack to the leg to hurt everything from balance to mobility.
It can drastically limit you inside the ring.
All he has, slow down with that breaker.
Big turn, perfect.
Sina is unable to stop this stray of offense.
Smothering offense from punk here.
How do I get them on the fucking table, man?
Pirate Swiss?
I'm not gonna do something here.
This could be a good chance for Cena to get some distance on rethink things.
Go on reflexes from him, man.
What the?
A lot of punch.
He's in a bad way, but still has something left in the tank.
Oof, that's gonna echo in your ear for a bit.
And Cena fungus leaving no breathing room here.
Bunk's heart-hitting offense has seen off balance.
He's able to break through with an attack of his own.
and travel opportunity if he can collect his bearings here.
Right in ring IQ all described back.
Flop over, neck breaker.
Hitcher, perfect.
Oh, what a kick in.
Ooh.
Oh, what a kick in.
That's back.
Oh, what a kick in.
Spiking.
Oh.
Oh, he's in kick.
We need the fuck out of this guy, I'm gonna be honest.
Sonny's so fucking strong!
It looks like, yeah, Steno is breaking out.
To the base, one redirect, another unprotected shot, straight to his head.
Up to this regal flex of hell.
I don't think we'd see a kick out there.
unbelievable
And see a box maintaining the advantage now a series of disabling maneuvers
Into the corner
And then sent to me the Anaconda by submission.
And look at how tight a grip this hole has.
Oh my god.
And then she turns cover.
And then out.
Oh my god.
Did you see that?
Possible.
Look at his HP, by the way.
Boom, shoulder, elbow, all affected with that.
And Cena's starting a falter here.
Heavy one being done to Cina right now.
Real clutch!
Cover!
There's two!
Cina and Fissha have been eliminated!
Oh, hit the showers!
That guy has as much HP as I have after 13, got it.
What do you think I'm going to do?
Boom.
Kind of with it.
Beautiful.
Nick Draper and the float over.
That was pretty.
One.
Every superstar in this Gatlin match is highly capable of their own right.
But the goal would be one.
Nice reversal.
You knew it was coming.
And to be that.
What do you think I'm going to do though?
Starting at position number one.
That's a lofty goal.
It's definitely possible, but just know that this is going to be a long night
My big man
One, two, three, look at him in that bitch.
Okay, that's not where I wanted to throw you buddy
Look at this out to the apron
And the team just can't mount any offense
It's like a muzzle is being placed on the fiend's offense.
Joel Breaker interrupts the attack.
Lemme out.
And he gets delivered back into the ring.
Five is back with a knee across the midsection.
One answer after another. Neither competitor giving an inch.
Big smoke line!
Oh, why it full-
Oh!
So that coming in quickly got an easel!
Look!
I hit the wrong button!
Left in a complete-
Oh, shit!
Come on, mate.
Alright.
Oh, man!
He's quite clowning around.
One.
All right, don't stop him.
Never mind.
Go for a stop.
All right, don't stop them.
Never mind.
Going for a stop.
Oh, sweet grass coming.
Oh, don't sleep.
Now look as bad for the feed.
Oh, my boot to the spot right there.
He's going to insert the cover.
Never mind.
Oh look it's bad for the Fiend. Oh my goodness.
He's going to insta-recover. Never mind.
Oh, damaging the arm. Bang! He finds the counter.
He's finally able to get the reins on this one.
But Fiend still has to do more to get this fully in his favor.
Sorry, man.
The inside area is going dangerously close to our cable.
What the?
Oh, not expecting that one.
Here's my arm.
It's just Wakanda right now.
and gets tossed back out of there.
Oh, my!
Ugh, just punishing the arm!
Ooh, simply bone-rattling offense!
Right to the kidneys from behind!
The hell down he goes!
just try to take that leg out of there and see if partners leaving no brother do your
move is right now
sent to the anaconda vise sent to the anaconda vise submission
you can tell that's locked in deep every second for him is agonizing pain
and for some reason he just broke into a submission hold I'm fucking shit
How about this one right here?
What a match.
Right through the kidneys from behind.
And attacking the body here could be a small strategy.
Fires back with a crucial elbow.
Sit-out bump, whoopsie!
One for it again, huh? Doesn't help yourself, buddy.
And we wouldn't have it any other way. What a spectacle this has been.
A truly rough blow to the head, and it seems to be the main target here.
Boom!
And fuck it's really coming to pressure on it.
Pog is fit.
What's it gonna take to win this?
It might be this.
Little back off, buddy.
Well, that song is a fuckhole.
Dream.
And he tosses it back in.
Dream.
S.
Walks up slowly.
Time to do my real finisher.
Real plex of L.
Real plex!
Come on!
Two!
One!
Not me!
Just get ready and why it has been eliminated!
I
Was guys casting lightning spells stop dude who added the lightning to the music
Perfect discouraging situation for the people's champion
Oh
He's creating an opening and an opportunity for himself here, hopefully, he can capitalize.
And the Rock feeling the effects of this match continuing on like this.
Red Bull Puts, it's demoralizing to see the Rock in trouble here.
the Rock has got to get his wicks upon it, gets immensely in check and I think
it's over shootin'
and the team party's coming soon
Well, I'll be takin' that, buddy
So the referee's looking to end this hand
The GNT has caps
Now, see how Park needs to end this
I gotta stop doing this by the way
He's able to shut down the offensive flurry for you turn the rock needed in this
Oh, yeah
He's taking down his opponent with ease, not what you want to be, because now you're locked in a shop, Susan!
Oh, I'm not looking to win this right now, just looking to inflict this. He's trying to push himself, but I forgot the rock did break.
No fucking way man.
No way.
all eyes focused on this absolute war it doesn't get more masterful than this
the rock is being taken far better to have
the rock is getting cussed off of the knees at every turn
toss back into the ring
You get a big man.
Strong kick.
He's been kicked in midsection.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
And he throws the opposition back into the ring.
You fuckin' bitch.
Turns that in his favor.
He finally manages to answer back.
But Rock has to keep the pedal at full throttle while he has the opening.
Showing him into the corner now.
All in his...
Back to the floor.
That was pretty overwhelming offense now from Punk.
C.F. Buck is firmly in the driver's seat.
Golding gets to the elbow, and the pin is...
Watch this.
We're gonna go around to the back and whip him.
The first hit of the whip from the behind.
Wait, he counted it. They're not...
Wait, what was that?
And it's the lock!
I told him around twice...
What just happened?
Catches the cat.
Pulling the ball out, connects.
The Rock says.
know your role and shut your mouth.
Who's your bro?
The Car 2.
And that's your role.
Has been eliminated from this match.
The kind of thing wrestling is real.
It is real.
Do you mean scripted?
It is scripted.
It can be both.
Oh, look at this.
Now, they're back in the float over.
That was great.
We've seen a lot of competitors so far,
but there are plenty more to go.
I can't imagine what you must be feeling
at this point in the goggles.
You're aching. You're fighting through the pool.
Can we get the pool combo on?
Let's do it.
Oh, wow.
The fight has been taken to Jack.
Yeah, Jack has to find a response quickly.
Boom, what impact!
What impact?
Set up in the corner now.
Me to the draw.
Opponent groggy and opponent like a second set.
I drop with a close one.
Oh, we can kick that lower back.
It's impressive choreography and nothing else.
Listen, I don't watch wrestling anymore.
I haven't since I was a kid.
But I guarantee there's not a single person
the person who switched on it, who could do the job over us.
Mick Foley is more athletic than the entire way.
This one is going to be outside and not by choice.
Hard to come back from that kind of impact.
OK, he should really focus on the match now.
We get the point.
All in.
The net breaker.
Picture perfect.
His body is showing the effects of this match.
And Punk is really putting the pressure on.
Punk is proving hard to deal with.
Oh, this is checking his spine.
Right, over in this guy right now.
Don't drink something.
A wide.
A quick kick needs from behind.
A two.
Whip him.
See that right there?
Dropping him up in the corner
Almost
on tight encounters, back and forth training reversals.
It's everybody.
And then after answers, Sam Paulucci,
two-handed tier!
That was the CTS!
The Cupboard Kattus kicked off a good.
There you have it.
Kattus Kattus jamming.
He's just been eliminated.
Can I get a fling of Google before I go to bed?
Here we go.
So, Dwarf McIntyre is our next warm-up entrant!
Lads!
Beautiful!
Lads! Lads! Lads!
We're gonna get the dog!
And lacking time is going to have to figure something out.
Oh, that'll send a shock down your spine.
Oh, kick right in the back.
And then with the alpha combo right now.
Right there, it shimmies from behind.
Oh, God.
Send it to the court.
Me in the corner, poot!
Oh!
Showed our clothesline by punk!
Oh, a boot to the back!
Overwhelming offense that from punk!
A series of disabling maneuvers from punk!
Oh, one!
Oh, my goodness!
Oh, two!
Right there, kidneys from behind!
But three!
He's looking to go high rest from the top rope.
CM pulled from the top rope.
No!
And shoulders are down.
There's two breaks to kill.
Not an easy escape, but staying alive for the moment here.
Why this one brother?
What's more from his opponent?
McIntyre must be getting phased by this attack.
We're also actually, uh, sealed cables are quite a bit the bounce off of them until you get used to it.
Really.
...Russian leg sweep.
Oh, he did not fucking know that.
Now, DARREN goes.
Destructive all-breaker.
Nice try, bitch.
People actually argue about wrestling being real and challenging to fit for any of them.
Those never.
No fault for the man.
We know it's not much like
Are you done buddy?
Charge me.
Teleports to the ground, blocks your foot.
Mike Tullo.
Uh, no sign, no sign.
up to the ground there.
Well that'll weaken your arm.
McIntyre, staggering, can barely find his feet.
Well I mean no one's coming here!
Ladies and gentlemen, come on, come on, sweet!
No way Drew's getting up now!
Come on!
There's two!
That's it!
Drew McIntyre has been eliminated!
He's been eliminated!
I mean the game's gonna allow.
I'll make some noise.
Wham, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Beautiful!
Flop over, neckbreaker.
Hitcher, perfect.
No reversal, okay?
Thank you.
We'd still be in the first half.
I know one ever wins a match in the first half.
One more?
What do you think, Paul?
But your point still stands.
Kind of greedy in a little bit here.
But it's still far from being over.
And ain't all momentum has been taken from Austin.
But Austin is just one move from turning this around.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Get driven into the corner.
Brother.
Maybe in the corner, short on towards right-to-lecks.
Oh, and point, check to the back.
Oh, what a...
Look at his face.
...route to impact, right-to-lecks, kidneys from behind, you see a focus in control.
Punk is determined right now! Oh my gosh!
Punk looking down on it now!
In the shotclaws line, and Punk is on a roll!
We got him in the loop, boys.
Oh my foot to the spine right there!
We got him in the loop, too.
Very cool sex game.
Now I game about sex.
As soon as I do a different move, I get reversed.
Is there a silver version of Stone Pose?
Oh.
Oh, and he stops that offense!
I don't think so, mate. Is that okay?
And a drop can't picture perfect!
Some interrogation tactics from CM Punk launching!
Just slid to the ground.
Plank dodges out in time!
I quit. See ya!
Kappa.
What over neck right here beautiful
Picture fucking perfect dude, right to the kidneys from behind
And it's Austin who finds himself on their seating in there Austin
Look at this, this can't get back. That was a foul ball with one message in mind. Absolute destruction.
RP walks.
They are getting pulled.
See how Pog looking to turn out the lights.
The goblets are in sleep. It's all plus for the taking.
He changed the color of Napa's manpanies to pink or like yellow with frills.
This is a Napa, this is Stone Cold Steve Austin.
It's not Napa, dude.
You better not come in here.
It's going to spell some really bad news for you, fella.
Check it out.
Float over. Motherfuckin' check right here.
A one.
A two.
A three.
I don't know, man. I do not know how long.
That's a real flex.
There's two.
Two.
This is just fighting a pure instinct right now.
And seeing a punk is leaving no breathing room here.
Punk is proving how to deal with.
Looks like Austin will bust it up on that one.
Two.
What happens happens when wrestlers get boner oh, they're wearing chassis belts
It's all caged up
the
picture of the
Could be turning his full juice around.
These are dangerous attacks on their own,
but now the damage is exponentially multiplying.
Kick directly to the back.
Oh, that's got to sting your back.
Oh, my God, and the spy.
I don't make my legs go numb.
Involved, experienced, curtain-up outclassed there.
Quick and effective delivery there by Pote.
I love it.
Champions from behind and see a possible advantage now.
CM Punk is firmly in the driver's seat.
And he is directed into the corner.
Another moment with a second semi-drift with a close one.
Preparation becoming viral damage.
a one. A two. No reversal please, sir. Thank you.
Angle needs to reformulate a game. Okay can't do it from there
Time to go for a ride
I'll let them cook this here from punk
Punk never saw that coming. Angle finally created some more offense for himself. His instincts kicking in, I'm saving him for right now
from the beating and Park there getting him some more.
Watch those guys.
You can't deny the fighting spirit.
Punk has been showing a lot to the kidneys from behind.
Over all, he's got some smothering offense from.
OK, so he must have like some kind of passive to like reset his stuff.
Very effective takedown.
Measured kick to the vertebra.
What happens if we keep like hitting like a giga in jerk spot?
Big Catabye angle.
Has an angle.
That's a felling suplex.
Look at him once victory.
He's able to beat up two-cats.
Why did you do that?
Why did not put it away?
Kurt's setting it up.
Angle slam?
Angle slam!
Wasting no time.
Show us your down.
Here is your winner.
Why couldn't I use Brazilians?
I'll be right back with a second.
Got red armor, that's cute.
got red armor that's cute I have blue armor I'm a patriot right now I bless you thank
get red shells man oh
oh cuckoo lady eight boys boom
that could have been that was supposed to be me bro before the timeline split
It diverged, bro!
Big hands are unattractive as fuck.
Behavior warning.
Uh-oh.
Wait, what?
Reports multiple times per language.
Uh, guys?
The body type remover mod got banned.
Some people, they fight wars in the front line, others, well, they're fighting the culture
war on Nexus Mods.
Holy fuck man, when's the veteran's day for those guys?
Oh, I'll be right back, I was like...
Oof!
Hey, GigaGuy420, come over here!
Oops.
Heh heh heh!
How did you guys get...
How did you find me?!
Oh no!
Heh heh heh!
Stop hazing me, stop!
Heh heh heh!
What?!
Thanks, it's my first time here, I'm not sure where to start.
Well, lucky for you, that's exactly why I'm here.
What are adventure paths?
Long ago, I was a newbie like just like you, who didn't know what to do, and I would be
more than happy to pass on my experience, I've created some adventure paths.
Which I recommend you start off with adventure paths, unless a path is complete any order.
Guys, what if you could use Street Fighter moves in real life?
Oh, Beppo. Let's go next. See you soon.
Wait, is this the puzzle from the first one?
Rest in peace.
I'm here to announce to you the latest no pixel GTA drama would appear that some drama
occurred in famous RPC ever no pixel roleplay drama.
This guy called it roleplay drama.
Wait hold up.
He said roleplay drama.
Wait, that's crazy. What happened in character between two characters that resulted in a tense
and exciting scene that had real consequences for both sides? I want to see the clip. I
would love to see that. That sounds cool. That's why I got into watching roleplay six
or seven years ago. The fucking, the stakes, the characters. Holy fuck. This might just
reignite my love for roleplay wait Wrangler fired by staff oh oh
hero for her realistic
nice
The cities are fucking huge.
Pretty great if you ask me.
What's going on here today?
Time to settle on them.
What do you much to do to get these dogs?
hahahaha
yeah
hahahahahaha
ahhhhhh
Fuck!
Level up, baby.
Nice.
Millions in attendance.
My wife and child watching.
God himself, stand before me.
It's time.
It's coming.
I
Is he
All right, turn it off, turn it off.
Three!
We can get the seat to go in.
You don't want to see it go in, brother.
Oh my god.
That was so dog shit.
You don't recognize real arts here.
Icarus, each win is big for him here.
Going to go for a heavy grab.
Brings this whole thing to a screeching halt.
And break it for the float over.
That was pretty.
I never saw that coming.
Oh, no.
Kick to the body.
And the sun sets with power bomb.
Fucking hate John Cena.
John was absolutely one of the of both halves of its name.
All in this.
Targeting the arm of the big stop.
And that clearly rocks scene out of it.
Oh, what?
Kidneys from behind.
As I'm in the corner, pick it to the next move.
Now, Paul is dropped with a clumsy line.
Get on the fucking scale.
Scaling the turnbuckles.
First up top.
Oh, huge miss right there.
Excuse me?
Hello?
Oh my god, and a spy.
That'll make your legs go numb.
Momentum is really on punkside.
Hanks hard hitting offense has seen off balance.
Hello?
Right to the skid knees from behind.
And a bit of disruption there for Cena.
I think he's still just getting warmed up.
Ooh, walloped by a huge club.
Cut the attack off.
Ooh, wow, lights out.
Flights back. What now? Cool.
Oh, one.
Oh, my God.
A lot of factors come into play in a match like this, such as luck or lack thereof from
the draw.
Luck is for losers.
Preparation and endurance is going to get you further than just hoping and praying for
some kind of luck from the eye.
So I've seen it as a bad way, guys.
I think we can consider this the beginning.
Oh yeah!
On the top!
Look at all the grub!
A little cockiness here from Punk.
you John Cena I hate you watch this fellas I don't think I've ever had a
reverse when I pick them up first
The shot gave him everything he had, but just couldn't get the pin.
Seeing it now taking the front of the attack, Punks is determined right now.
Ring of Punks!
Give it to me, Raph.
Punks!
Kicking out in time!
I am in shock!
What's it gonna take to keep this guy down?
I don't know, man.
How about a kidney punch?
Come on!
a
To a
3
Ain't no way right
John Seeson has been eliminated.
The Shatterson plus 18-10. He's rolling in the dough, dude.
God's most wealthy chatter.
He's coming for a pump on that attack.
No!
Oh, a boot to the back!
Oh, that'll send a shot down your spine.
Catches my breath.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
What's going on down there?
Oh no.
What?
Oh no.
What?
Oh no.
Oh, no
Things now not going well for CM Punk. The fiend's just sucking the spirit out of his opposition.
Oh.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Oh, a declarative decisive shot.
Oh, pinpointing the trachea.
I fucking countered that, man.
It falls up, shoulders down, can't shout before the two count.
No time to waste being shocked.
You've got to maintain pressure.
Stuck, release, step back over.
Oh, and that trachea, picture perfect.
Man, this motherfucker, dude.
I hate this move.
What's that move called?
Oh, that's a float over neck breaker.
Are you talking about that one?
Boom!
Target in the arm.
How much longer can this really go on?
No question he is in trouble.
This match taking a tremendous toll on his stamina.
Paul, a long and a big kick to the back.
the back and see what's maintaining the advantage now from the top rope.
Flying out of that drop, is it enough?
The top rope! Two kills, no!
He gets the shoulder up! Good lord, scarily close the rope!
So maybe you're talking about this one right here?
Uh-oh.
Counter-mide a fade.
Mommy.
That was pretty. Thank you. Thank you. I've been working on that one.
Oh, Target acquired and destroyed.
Oh, Sweet Range coming.
Oh, Jordan's asleep.
That could ground play for good.
Nice set, Halibut.
We're getting an up close view of this bat now.
Well, time to get reversed. Fellas checking out.
Colliding with the announce table.
Hey, put him up though. Put him up though.
Oh, he tied that counter well.
He finally found a way to bring things to a halt here.
This could be his chance to land.
The weakening on-breaker and Tuck is really putting the pressure on.
The feed is being reprimanded for his deeds.
Stretching and tearing all the ligaments in the leg.
Ah, Funk is a leeching battle.
Ah, has a fire way out of this.
Down the hill, he's a wild animal.
I don't know what I checked.
You know, it's a fucking way.
He countered.
Please do not counter, please do not counter, please do not counter. Oh my god. It's over buddy. That does body damage. I don't understand why.
That's part of the body shut the fuck up
What's the plan what's the plan
of
Dude that's the lightning remix has to go dude
There's a wizard at the top of the arena right now casting fucking canturbs at me bro
Oh my god, the reversal is so early there.
Oh, and Ney lights out.
if he doesn't start protecting his head better, it may become the main focus in this match.
Floaterer?
He is getting up and I am not.
Oh.
Mr. LaRocque, can I please win?
Brother!
Get off of the fucking road!
He shut up!
Come on, mate, come on, mate!
All right now for some backshots, mr. Rock
We got him on the
from ring post to ringside risking it all pay hold on I'm going to do it
come on
I wonder why I can't pick up the stairs
okay bro
the
only
How about another one buddy?
And that attack certainly took us toll on the rock
Right for the kidneys from behind
Down he goes
I think we're gonna oh we got it
The one.
A two.
Whee!
to the kidney. I got a feeling there is a way to come back from that.
That's gonna spin your back. And now the rock is being dismantled. Punk is determined right now.
Ah, working on the arm.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Fucking bitch.
Fights out of it.
No way.
Because I'm not with these.
More like the one of Britain.
Because now you're locked in a shop, Schumann.
Fighting the hole might only cost him more here if he's trying to push himself up and that'll cause a break
I don't know. I don't know.
We're gonna bet. Okay, man.
All right, buddy.
You turn the rock needed in this
match. Could have been that
right there.
Oh, that was pretty.
That was pretty well, I see me a reverse guy straight up
is being handled here smothering offense from puncture you said that back on
CM Punk
oh
we're going for it's go for a punch the rules well played pussy well played some
your bitch ass up come here hey hey check your bitch ass up the rock
Oh, no.
They know there's no better place to be than right here, right now, and now it's tossed into the ring.
Right here, right now.
Pinpoint aim right to the arm.
Oh, right of the arm.
Right here, right now.
Think we can kick him? Think we can kick him? I shouldn't.
A punch wants more from his opponent.
I'm going for a punch.
There me.
I'm going for another one.
There me.
One more.
Oh man.
One more? One more? Oh, man.
Right in the middle of the ring, baby.
Fuck you the rock. Fuck you the Mr. Rock
See I'm once like this dude's like 70 man. Should he even be here?
Oh no
We've seen a lot of competitors so far, but there are plenty more to go.
We missed time to load up the fellows.
You're feeling at this point in the gauntlet.
You're aching, you're fighting through the pain, and you've still got a good amount of hope in you.
And Puck is really playing the fresh run.
Business cactus is persevering.
Puck has the right to the kidneys from behind.
Oh, a death lurid, decisive shoot.
Bam! Down he goes.
Doesn't he mean...
I
Go all the way up
Punks found a new source of aggression he fell back with.
Targeting a body part work in the arms.
He's absorbing a lot of damage here.
Break his neck.
Kill this guy.
Kill him.
Kill him in the ring.
Kill him in front of his family.
Arrrrrrgh!
Oof!
Whoa!
Darn it!
Take his hands to the top front.
Dorian but
Hello
You did that shit, huh?
Whoa
Chad moment? I got no stamina in there
Come on, mate. Come on, mate. Come on, mate. Come on.
Nah, I'm good on that. I'm good on that.
Oh, God, no.
Tremendous impact.
Skull crushing headbutt.
Aw, to the arms. Terrible.
Yeah, perched up top.
Sorry, buddy.
Reverse plays winded now.
I got R1 here, but I'm not trying to save it.
Jack and the late going yeah Jack finding himself in a tougher situation than he expected here
Do not push do not push up. That's why
Right for the kidneys from behind
No, it's only a wake-up or knockout and punk gets countered there
That was so hard to get out.
That was dated!
That's fucking bitch ass rap dude.
Oh it's not.
Oh no.
What are you?!
What's he gonna take to end it? It might be this.
They're gonna split GTS from Puff.
That crap won't cut this jack down for good.
There you have it, Jack.
Every other person in the gauntlet, you gotta take them like 60% to get them not kicked out.
You can't just jack.
I can pin them at 85% originally.
You guys ready?
What do you think is going to happen?
Not good actually.
It's got so fucking big, man.
Get on!
I'm going for it. I'll give it a fuck.
Is he ain't going down, brother?
What a good word, Welts.
from behind.
Bullwet impact.
And McIntyre, the receiving end,
has some stiff offense there.
Oh, very effective takedown there.
CM Punk ready to end things.
CM Punk looking to turn out the lights.
Josh is asleep.
Now CM Punk needs to end this.
Two, one, in the world.
McIntyre has been taken into deep waters,
but he's proving to be somewhere nearly impossible.
Well, well, well, well.
She and Punk thought that was enough.
We thought that was enough, but somehow,
it didn't earn the three-count.
Hard!
And now, the Macdon Tire is being neutralized.
Punk is proving hard to deal with.
To the arm!
And there's CM Punk fighting the energy to keep attacking.
You can't deny the fighting spirit Punk has been showing tonight.
Oh, my God.
That was a late trip.
And it's not good right now.
What the fuck was the name of this?
I think he reached me.
Yeah, he did.
Hey, check it out.
Float over neck breaker.
That was pretty bad.
Stop moving.
It's punishment time.
Huntersman time.
Stands out here like an idiot, so...
I'ma get ya! I'ma get ya big man!
Oh
I want that move that was sick
This trap bitch
And now throw it back into the ring
Good commentary there boom
We got him. Nope. This is uh, definitely an appropriate moment to do that, I think.
That's about to get real bad.
Oh, my gosh.
I
Know
About again
This isn't football, but your point still stands this whole tablet is still far from being over
Overwhelming offense down from punk. Yeah, Austin needs to rethink his strategy fast
No, no, we doesn't just take it bro. Oh
One kid needs from behind a two
Three
move is done.
I'm going for it.
You're not covering me.
You fucking pussy.
It's strategic thinking.
Oh, man!
Some serious damage to the army and inflicted here.
The axe!
Side coming!
Get out of the door!
Yeah!
They're breaking out in the photo!
That was pretty. And see a fungus in control.
Yeah, some flaws in Austin's game plan are being exposed.
I'm sorry man. I'm so fucking sorry man. I don't think so.
I
Should get that shoulder up in the nick of time another one
You're gonna get a new secret finisher of hell.
And Cormat, thanks for selling it.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Mix it up, boys.
Oh, slow down, huh?
Hang on to the stressing spot.
Punk is determined right now.
Oh, let me on.
How do you like that mix-up?
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Now turn your lights out.
Get on the rope get on the fucking get on the fucking rope
We're not gonna get it. I'm so go for it. We got it
Of course, we'll do the longest possible fucking thought right now
Shoulders down, this could be it.
Bolling a lot of counterfeits before the kick out.
An absolutely incredible kick out from him at this point.
Oh, taking advantage with a clubbing blow.
Simple but effective technique to get out of it.
Oh, wow, lights up.
Now really focusing in on attacking that leg, attacking the hamstring with these strikes.
Nothing was being held back with each of those strikes.
Here we go again.
You made his point.
Cut some head on the match instead of everything outside of it.
Check your fucking mouth, bitch.
Oh, and a more hand punch.
Leading against the turnbuckle now.
Now
Was it hurting all that the broke his neck we have like the neck brace forever, okay
I don't remember them.
Right there, and Kennedy's from behind.
Floating down.
You can see in Congress, there'd be no breathing room here.
A full-call practice.
Only a little bit below that broken neck.
Damn.
Good for the head.
Showing their study down his playbooks to the team.
Solid bit of defense on his part, then.
There, Biker.
Oh, that was the kick.
I'm clearly ready for a fight here.
Oh, just punishing the arm.
Slapped with a devastating maneuver.
He works kind of out of his angle.
Angle, angle, angle.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
I'm not scouting you.
Oh.
Nice try Bobby. Fee in hell okay. I can't even pot it. We're hitting him with a DTS.
Actually we're not going to hit him with shit. LOL. Wait maybe? Oh, are we good? We're not
We're good. I've never had this count over here, by the way.
Oh yeah, that's what he's saying, by the way.
Take on me!
I'm scared of this guy am I wrong?
Look at that, tell them not.
Randy Orton.
Terrifying.
Get up.
a match instead of everything outside of it.
All there is, back to the fold over.
That was pretty.
Orton getting worked on right now.
Smothering offense from Pump here.
Kick to the back.
Oh, that's going to sting your back.
It's time for back shots, Randy.
I'm sorry.
Hold on.
Get the kidneys from behind.
A two shot and Orton finding himself on the wrong side of the offense there.
We were zillians.
Oh
So fucking sorry Randy hello
What is GTS stand for?
Go to sleep.
Which I did not know before this game.
going down
the right around the middle of this is incredible to still be fighting from the number one position
and it's all about proving yourself to the locker room
the first up the most important potential disaster in coming
Michaels gets out of dodge these two showing how well they know each other
Now he goes
Well, that was really a punch side this cannot be how sure the envisions from our goal
And Michaels are able to defend himself. Yeah, the punch had it well measured
I'm going for it. I do not care.
Well placed, counter after counter. Neither superstar didn't get clear advantage.
Power slam.
Dezlutzi banged up here guys.
Turners that back on C and hook.
Reorientating them in the corner here.
Oh, look at that skill slam.
We got the time buddy.
What a stick blow to the spare tire, that's the break.
Great round of the day for Dolph Zad.
Right for the kidneys from behind.
He didn't put you in the ringer tonight.
Oh man. Oh my god.
Oh my
Oh my god
I gotta go, man. I gotta go.
Down the ring though. Oh my god, no.
He kicks out the force. What a jaw-dropping show of strength this late in the match.
Oh my god.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Long down.
Hit. Oh man.
Did I just dodge the sweet chin music? Yes.
and
Left in Michael's
Michael's couldn't go the distance
And this is really an impressive showing we're seeing tonight, taking your claim is the best
is never easy.
This performance was on a whole other level.
Fortitude and grit, that's what it takes to make it through a good match.
But the thing is your opponents are also coming into this with that same thought that you'd and great
This is not really star to ask who wants it more
Boom! Good defense from him
Seth losing any command for this match
CM Punk is finally in the driver's seat
Get up
Oh, very effective take down there
CM Punk head into the top row
to take flight, see the pre-comments with the Oboe drop.
Oh my-
Some intimidation tactics for CM.
Oh my.
OIST IT UP!
BAM!
STRAW!
I
Can change everything
Oh
Clearly ready for a fight here.
Oh, that gets your horse done, CM Punk.
He's sewing in.
That's something big in store.
Roll is now bang!
What do you mean?
What a counter!
I
Fuck out bitch
What a count.
Wow, just barely making it out.
Seth Rollins has never been known to lay down and hand out victories to anyone.
She and Pong thought that was enough.
We thought that was enough, but somehow it didn't earn the three count.
Just welts him in the back with those laces.
What kind of...
She and Pong is leaving no breathing room here.
Rollins might just be waiting for an opportunity.
Wow, lights off.
Going for it.
Let's see if it happens.
Never had a game of this.
I thought I should like six times.
There's two.
Well done.
Whoa.
This is the entire complication of this golem match.
I like to see my steel.
I see that I got that cash in.
That's what it is.
All the love that I can talk.
One woman is leading up my needle.
She'll never give up.
My score is what you say I give up.
In the time of this golem.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
And the momentum is shifting away from Eddie.
the
of
the
of
the
Look on, Doug.
All right, don't need to show up.
Orange Bear.
the
He's trying to stay a step away and he slides him back to the mat.
Why is it?
me out so long.
Kick to the back.
Oh, this is kicking the spine.
Oh, slide down.
Going to the top rope. Watch his forehand.
From the top rope.
With an elbow drop.
Is it enough?
Releasing the pin. He's adding himself to injury.
Park never saw that coming.
We're about to get three of me going in front of the table.
There's not enough
There while we're just no lose we're just gonna lose we're just gonna lose
Oh my god, what's the default button to like mash out of a pin by the way?
Is it X
Cuz I've been using the right thumb stick up
Yeah, he's been a man of pride a man with something to prove
He's taking and read this
When he wins here, there will be nothing left to prove to anyone they get hard as it goes on
Best in each wrestler is just harder than the other ones. He wins here. I would say
Cigarero is not all that hard as fuck to
Icarus. Each win is big for him here. But Ron Ross brings this whole thing to a screeching halt.
I'll try the hurricane, Rana.
Opportunity now for punk to capture some momentum.
Brother.
Now for CM Punk to get his energy up and claw back into the fight and isolating the arm.
He's got a power bomb.
Oh.
Oh my.
Oh, General Rodha!
I'm still in shock. They were able to jump that high.
Maybe now?
Yep.
Oh, see, they got caught with the reversal.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
What the hell?
Down he goes.
Now we're going to lower his HP bar a little bit with the old, good old batch of the Mactake.
Now we're going to dock off 9000.
This has seen off balance.
A kidney one.
Into the kidneys from behind.
Seen as Tuckus gets put to the test again as well hit Lance.
Counter, start cutting.
Seen likes to go for a lot of heavy records.
Oh, Valley effective take down that.
Oh, damaging the arm.
So I've noticed.
Pinpoint kicked to the back.
Down he goes.
An un-elected surge against Cena here.
Cuff from!
See a pump with the elbow.
Is that enough?
Two kicks out.
Oh, man, this has to be getting close to the end.
No push-up, no push-up, no push-up. Nice.
And Punk is looking for the crown for some support.
Oh, Ricky kicked in a lower back.
That was a clear attack to his court, maybe seeing an opening.
A lot of factors come into play in a match like this,
such as the luck or lack thereof from the draw.
His fall-loses, preparation and endurance
is going to get you full of the just holding
and praying for some kind of luck from up high.
Kicking out of that one with everything he's got.
And Stina with the wear with all the counter.
Beautiful.
That was pretty.
Smothering offense from Pankier.
Right for the kidneys from behind.
And that turns things around.
of the
only
the
city
of
the
If this was cactus, cactus Jackie would not pick it up, by the way.
Well, that's alright, we're saving our true finishing move right now.
Alright, that was really good. Also, fuck you, John Cena.
Give me a positive thanks for subbing me.
We're actually full HP right now.
Do not insult the service members you're talking about John Cena?
They could be your service John Cena.
be that one after starting at position number one that's a lofty goal it's
definitely possible but just know that this is gonna be a long night the feed
has no control here something tells me the feed enjoys
something just snap the bat to the ground there snap back to reality oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes my grab.
That was an M&M Ruckers by the way.
Oh my god, seeing it so fast. What the fuck? I'm going for it. Fuck the police. Oh my god,
works every time. It actually works every time.
driver's seat. Right for the kidneys from behind.
Oh, God. So incoming.
It counters you.
What a little strong knee connect.
The arm absorbing the damage.
And he's got to be an absolute agg-
A part now where he is opponent of a part now of the GTS.
Will that stop this off the point?
Two count.
And it will not be a great win.
We're doing good, boys.
This is where that one-point is going to win.
It's in his throat.
Oh, I'm good to the back.
Oh, that'll send a shot down your spine.
Taking out the arm.
Great strategy.
Right to the next.
It needs from behind.
Leading on the turnbuckle now.
So.
And it follows it up with the line.
Targeting the arm of great effect and seeing Punk is in control.
Punk is deterring right now.
There he goes.
He's headed to the top now.
From the top rope,
Calgo dropped to the heart.
Come on!
Abounding the pin and deciding he still has more work to do.
Really, really.
I'm working out!
Is this it? Is this the end?
Not even 8-2 count. He's still
holding strong here.
Oh, neck breaker!
Got neck problems leading forward a lot?
Leave me alone, mom.
Shit, you fucking bitch, Yasuh.
Oh, no.
Oh, we've been in terrible business.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
That's a payback with it on the version.
Damn, down he goes.
Flock is locked in on his opponent now.
One down.
Oh, can't wreck it off back.
Oh, that's going to sting your back.
You sweating Rocky my idea
I'm going for it I have to
I
Not a jab road
Sure you fucking bitch
Magnizing for the arm now looking to do battle right here in front of us. Oh
Wait, we might get him on the steel there
And yes toss back into the map
Targeting
Right there, the kidneys from behind, not sure if I would lift it up, Jules, meet me,
Jules connects.
Can that finish the rock off?
Is it up?
The cover!
He manages to kick out, what strength!
What an amazing kick out, next level to Nassie being shown by the rock and Puff might have
just swung for the faces, but it wasn't good.
Jules and this is the final round.
One amazing kick out, next level to Nassie being shown by the Rock and Popeye had just swung for the faces, but it wasn't good.
Sure, these men have done enough, and end has to be near.
And now the Rock is being dismantled.
Oh my God.
Oh
Usually finishes most men the rock has to be frustrated not getting the fall
Oh
He's kind of dumping all of his meter right now
No fucking way
Oh, working on the arm.
Right for the kidneys from behind.
Attacking with full force.
Slow down.
See where Bob looking to turn out the lights.
We took three specials in a row, I can't believe you gave up.
We're only missing a little HP.
No wound. Only orange body in the grenade.
You know what that means, fellas?
Floating that Quaker moment.
Kidneys from behind and fuck is really putting the pressure on a series of disabling manoeuvres from punk
Focus
There is a mythical feeling in the air in the arena
I'm going for it. Fuck you.
With me. Oh, that's for me.
And Cactus Jack might be in a panic soon.
And Frank got a little float over.
That was crazy.
And Cactus Jack's toughness being put in the test
and this match rolls on.
Oh, that'll send a shock down your spine.
Take out the arm. Great strategy.
Oh, the DDT delivered.
He's got a target in the arm.
There he goes.
And Punk is still taking the fight to his opponent.
Pog showing he knows what it takes to fly.
And it's grueling that's what C.I.P.P.
Uh-oh!
He uses an elbow to get something out of that.
He knew what was coming there.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Irreversible therapy is so fucking bad.
of the head that's gonna hurt
Oh man, I mean finds a way to elude that attack
Hector's Jack is now in problems here
Hector's Jack might be an incredible team
Scambling up the top, jump up and down
Got punched into the face
Shot from Paul's line connects
I'm doing it wrong. We're doing it wrong, boys.
I'm going to go to the
push-up on a buddy
to the WW universe now
and it's Captain Jack with the reversal
oh my
takeover
we're going
Beautiful!
Look at the nutcracker!
Perfect!
Right on the arm!
Oh, look at this!
Crank in the head!
That's gonna hurt!
Wow!
Oh!
He answers right back!
First stop to the leg!
Getting out the home's leg!
One kidney should do it, kidney shell, ambush!
Well, I'm sweet, great, misery.
Now, see how punk needs to end this.
There's two, and a way back is Jack.
He's eliminated.
Jack's out.
Hit the showers.
Here's Drew McIntyre ready to shake things up in this gun.
Here we go, give him a backshot.
to reality there. There ain't no way he just did that show, bro.
Okay, he should really focus on the match now, we get the point.
Oh, that gets reversed on CM Punk.
Power slam, good night!
Bang! Crucial counter there!
Punk dodges out inside!
Quick exchange, reverse and the reverse!
Oh, you're so fucked, my man.
Now Puck's knee to the face.
Oh, that's all fine after the knee to the face.
Well, then it was really on Puck's side.
See how Puck is firmly in the driver's seat.
He's starting to look battered.
Andrew's starting to really feel the effects of this matchup
as it goes on.
down.
Going up.
And coming down.
two
And now McIntyre is being neutralized rarely do we see a true get disassembled like this
Getting to take him to him in a major way
McIntyre not use this side of a spot. We're about to get some beauty shenanigans right now
Oh man
Not to the name, countered by CM Punk.
Full step to the leg across the head.
Well, putting their full weight on the arm.
They'll be agonizing for the arm.
He's sold out one coming.
Overwhelming offense down from back.
One title goal if he's looking to win this hand.
Gotta see.
Drew is completely out of it.
The scottish warrior refusing to lay down his sword just yet, but you have to think that took a while.
Hooked up his best shot, gave him everything he had, but just couldn't get the hand.
Oh, he kept raking up back.
one
of the lights
on
We're going to give it to him, I think.
The finish in touch, Bok needs.
There's 2.
There he is.
Kuroman's Hikers has been eliminated.
Not even bleeding dude.
Right to the kidneys from behind.
If this were football, we'd still be in the first half and no one ever wins a match in
the first half.
Well, this isn't football, but your point still stands.
This whole gala is still far from being over.
That's me. I'm seeing punk as you know that
That's an unusual decision.
Maybe looking to deal some more damage first.
Not my balls.
Oh, I can't break the gut.
Punk uploads the attack.
Now for the end of the float overhouse, Freddy.
Got to respect the strategy to work over the arm.
My whole body hurt.
the
No.
Weak as a Cadence.
He may not have too much left, but at least he had a good kick out there.
Here we go again, he made his point.
Oh
Fuck you dude
BOOM!
Right to the kidneys from behind.
Now, Demi goes.
Matt Lejeune to evade a precarious position there.
Wow, lights up.
OK, man.
Just get up.
What's it gonna take to end the round?
Brother.
No!
Fuck it!
Oh my god, thank you mr. Ref. Thank you so much. Thank you
God send help he did. He did send help.
Oh yeah.
Sharp jab.
Serious of strikes to the back.
Just a beat down.
Getting up on wobbly legs but it'll soon be put back down.
Oh man.
That is plus! I'm now raining down multiple bombs on his opponent!
Right out of right side and back to the map.
I
Get the chair
Reverse media
Good bye.
Me and the ref working in tandem for this one boys.
Damon?
What do you unlock if you make it through?
Here's the graphic table and Beckett's for us.
Not gonna be nice
Oh
fucking
Crawling on me like a spider
I'll go out there, buddy
I warned you
Now I'm going to kick you.
Okay, you can get down now, buddy.
It's about to be in.
Huge set up power by...
...from the top!
Oh, and nobody's there!
Oh my gosh, what impact!
Chris Lee rolling out of the ring to the ringside area.
He's maybe gonna re-strategize there.
What is up with him doing that being weird
We're trying to arrest her with her wrestling skills right now.
There's some fishing. They spin around.
I did it. Not like this. Not like this. Not like this.
Aw, thanks, Kurt. Aw, fuck.
Here is your winner, Kurt Angle!
Fire this time, the new versus the world
The race has seen for the end of the day
The weight of the world will always be too much
This whole low match was the perfect encapsulation
Of the fact that it's the rest you take from it
I'm feeling like Bret Hart right now boys am I right?
Dead?
No.
Lower the difficulty a little.
Dead? No. Lower the difficulty a little, Chud. You can't, man!
I think I'll take a chill.