What a...
So long.
you
I
Be back
Holy shit, we good
Oh
You
Welcome back to the moon moon show everybody
Hello
Mama Mia!
Show face of not skin walker?
It's me, skin walker.
Hello!
Oh
Surely right
There's a different Scorpion in Anime section, page 6 that was from MK9.
Okay, one, no one played MK9.
Okay.
Two...
I already got Scorpion, and he looks like the original.
That was literally the best one.
That's crazy that you guys bought that show.
Oh
Excuse me Nintendo
Nintendo Land.
Do I have Lord Farquaad?
Hmm.
No.
Smash player just reset a smash player leaks for seven bro
What was the alarm a fire alarm you ever heard one of those
I don't I don't recognize this guy. All right, who is Shane in ICP?
Show what happened so basically what happened is my complex burned down I
died
I've come back
As a zombie, which is why I don't have the webcam on right now
and now I'm gonna think of it all and forget everything she said
you only live once I was here
and now I'm gonna let the
you carry me away too
from him too
now it's time we know
how did I get done
going out
Cash for leaks for 7?
Hopefully some fuck isn't stalking you?
Uh, no, I'm not being stalked.
I
What the fuck yeah, like what a loaded shackles like how do I how do I respond to that? You know
No, I was false alarm
I
Doc Phoenix for seven I really know who we're looking for here from being honest
By the way, I'm always spooks me. That's just so fucking loud man. Holy fuck
Why did the stream restart? Okay, we're gonna do a quick Q&A. Alright, one, I had my building's
fire alarm went off, you basically dwelling troglodyte. Two, I got up, thought my building
was on fire. It wasn't. I ended my stream before I determined it was fully if it was
I came back, restarted my stream, shut the fuck, shut the fuck up, the back Q&A, I know.
Next I'm keep the stream on so we can see some fire content.
Yeah, okay.
Me when I'm the content creator, I think I'll film my house turning down.
It's gonna go hard on the Tiki Talk.
you
You
Nice so nice powerful as the Holocaust though
You got timeline of the Gaza war
You pulled the gold shiny MGS3 car?
Wait, real?
full strip it makes for seven
from guys is salubing from guys I think my game crash
I kind of want to do a
Hold on
This right here
Or is it this one right here do you
When condition KO
Hello?
It's me, the zombie.
Say the secret code word.
There you go.
Is that it?
Hold on.
Early access.
Hmm, who do we want here, Barack Obama?
Captain Israel.
Char Hasable.
Charlie Kirk.
Okay, so.
Cody Raheem Rhodes?
Nah.
DSP.
DSP
We need a good one for the last one the grand slammer
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
I don't want to be in the middle here.
Peace out.
Oh, you want a piece, big man?
We gotta figure out our moves here.
Surely I have some kind of like pause, right?
What the f-
Oh my-
Where's an Obama?
What are you doing there?
Wait, save me! Thank you, buddy!
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
Oh?
Oh.
Thank you, God.
That dares me to be in our ass, man.
Oh my god, Captain Israel stealing his soul!
The right comment!
It's really close and dangerous.
Wait, wait, what the hell?
Bro, leave me alone.
We got to get the above right now.
They're really sleeping, man.
I'm not going down there.
Can we throw this at somebody?
Bring it out!
We're gonna...
Oh my god, Mr. Kirk wants to... what is this?
These nails?
I don't think so, big man.
Oh my God!
They say he's coming back from nowhere.
Mr. Church, please!
him
Obama don't stop me
Oh my God!
That case I got knocked out
I didn't know Obama killed him so
And y'all want a piece of the big man?
Do an elbow drop on that roof? I'm trying, I can.
They're just coming back up.
They're both coming back up.
My chair!
Uh-oh.
Wait, that was a fucking special, man!
Hey, that was it.
That was impressive athleticism.
Fuck you. That's my Priscilla.
Boo!
Fuck you.
Alright. Good luck, boys.
Let's get good to know I'm gonna let DSP throw me off this car.
Also good to know how about we throw DSP off instead.
a bitch
Can I still beat him up with a gun Obama boys
So, that's counter.
I still don't finish or this guy. The mandible claw.
Oh
What are you doing?
Oh, no.
Oh!
Well, that was a signature.
Leave me alone, Captain Israel.
I don't want them.
Oh God.
He's just using all those meter on me, stop!
All right, leave me alone.
See you!
He does not look human.
There's nothing over.
Is there a way to get higher than this?
Oh no. No no no no.
No no no no no no no no no no no!
Charlie Kirk coming to the aid of Captain Israel.
But there are lines up and forged.
Weep!
You wanted this big man?
And I'm so fucking sorry.
But you're going all the way down.
I can't jump off.
Hey catch
Don't wait
Hey, where are you going? No! Dude, Mr. Gert! Holy fuck
Hey catch
Hey, catch.
What the hell?
I'm gonna get someone out of here.
How about you?
Let me throw him.
Oh, he's gonna get down.
Oh, you gotta get up.
What the fuck are you doing?
I want some claw, baby.
What the?
Let's try it, guys.
Me and the Red Comma, going far.
Wrong? Wait, wrong move.
Wait a minute, I think that will work, actually, to get him over.
Surely he just has like a punch, right?
Nice move.
Let's move.
We got a 5 star match going right now.
Go them off the hand lights on the way.
Wait, Char's out.
The Red Dolphin!
Me versus Captain Israel, huh?
So be it.
I have the high ground.
I warned you.
Oh
I'm out of here, bro.
This fight, it never meant anything to me.
I'm outta here, bro.
I'm outta here, man.
This fight, never meant anything to me.
Holy shit!
Try the beam on the top.
I don't know how to get up there.
Holy shit.
We gotta stun him.
He's a 93 overall, so we gotta be careful.
He's not dangerous.
Come on, big man.
Oh
Heh heh heh.
Ooh, nice reversal!
You put the rock bottom me?
The fuck?
Oh my God. You cannot take the car of the elevator, I try.
what's in those bags? it has to be nailed right?
We're going to put that, we're going to take this where it all started.
Bring it on.
here we go
ooohhh what the tacks brother
one more
oooh
All right.
How do I make you go down?
Wait, that's free of love.
I want a stink face.
X usually knocks them down, okay.
We're seeing a punk that would knock them out, so...
Come back in now, big man.
I don't know what to do with it.
Pardon me?
Is that what you really want to do, Pickman?
Brother.
I don't have any shoes on me.
Oh, no.
You can see the tax on us dude!
Holy shit!
in the corner man thank you
you good man am I being beamed right now
$250.
He's all sitting down.
How do we get him to sit down on the corner?
Is this a button?
Oh he's going up.
No he's not.
All right, we're just going to punch it, it sounds like AOE 2 music.
He really likes me, he's stuck in the looping.
On the right thumbstick when they're in the corner now that does three of love
Keep fucking bitch
This does that not something a way to that's crazy
Oh my god, we're going to lose the captain as well.
The SP in the background dying.
Maybe we actually lost.
He's getting more attacks.
What are you fucking aiming at?
Oh my god, man.
Not much do they pay you?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Best match, Captain Israel vs. Seven Superstar.
The WWE Archives.
I just
This guy's burping that song
Let's do the the parking lot. I really like that the map we just played
I
So match rules I think we're gonna do a pinner submission. Yeah, it's kind of lame
Wait
Sledge hammer
The sandal, barbed wire bath, giant lollipop, the pulling fin, juggling fin,
Triple H's Sledgehammer.
Janus.
I don't know what rivalry mode is.
It's the mode with rivals.
Let's get Batman in this piece
We got a half cup in Israel again, he's the reigning champ
Chud
Classic big money dollar bills Royal Rumble extreme
Darth Maul
The 37 year old, 37 year old who looks 17, of course, your new stepdad.
Let's see what.
Maybe Shaggy.
A tire tube.
37 overall who chud
He's a 57. I don't mind 37 year old who looks 17 is 37 your overall
I thought chud was in the 30s. Maybe I'm thinking of a job or gym. Can I go pee real quick fellas?
No. Alright, we're back. Yes, me Lord.
haha
So guys
Oh
That's why we play a fucking new let's play some mouse guys i'm done i'm done
i'll be right back that's baited by the demo dude i literally
Got so fucking baited.
I would have, you know what?
If they, if they have made this game like DMC, where like, literally you're in one mission to the next boom,
you're going straight from point A to point B, you're doing the fucking cool ass boss fight, whatever.
I would not.
I probably would have a very fucking different opinion.
And I know it's hard to do all the usual story beats or whatever with like Final Fantasy.
We're like, oh, you're talking to this guy.
Time for him to give a fucking five minute speech.
So informing the main the player that this character believes this for this reason, you know
Repeat ad nauseam for fucking ever every single fucking character five times six times. Yeah Clive
But we're doing this so that we get to choose, right?
That's right
All right, we'll see you like it fucking over and over and over and over and over again, dude
Oh
Yes
Watch this show
Okay, so keep in mind it's important to note that these stories are not in chronological order and sometimes they are just their own stories
Okay, so everything you've seen before this point is no longer relevant
Shadow goes to the fucking hood to get knuckles
Smoking a cigar next to a bench at a fucking trash can why why?
That's right. He's telling him to assassinate Sonic
Look, I know how it goes with fighting game players, okay? They're like, dude, you're not that bad, dude
You're getting better you're getting better
Yeah, you're getting way better right now. Oh, yeah, take it
I really want to grow the community
Really want to grow the fucking community
Yeah, take it. This is your first game, huh? Yeah
You
the cash money big dollar bills that are real extreme exclusive parking lot for all
Featuring early access Batman Captain Israel, Chud, Darth Maul, 37 year old who looks 17,
your new stepdad and Shaggy Rogers.
I see Chatters already cheering for Chud.
Once again, the performance center's parking lot is playing off to our melee.
Gotta go. Oh my god, he's coming.
Who? Who did that?
I want to explore the parking lot, leave me alone.
Hello.
Tesla.
Oh my God, shut it.
We're putting them in there.
I'm just sending a message there.
There it is!
Reversal!
Strikes with the photo!
No! I can't do it!
Alright.
What a punch!
Oh, here we go.
Slinger hold is in date!
Needs to escape and does.
Gives free from that painful hold.
Absolutely blasted that!
You know, there's a lot of animosity involved.
We do so much damage, it was just so weird.
We need a way to get into the building and find a way.
This disdain cannot be contained.
No.
Uh-oh, this is not going to upgrade.
Submission being applied.
Thanks for the...
And yes, he's able to get out of this dire situation.
Run the speed up!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh my god, I can see this thing.
Alright, I think we got him.
He's too fucking strong. He has these superstars clearly have no problem wrecking everything inside
He breaks the refs counting for two and the four are taking on some damage.
Everything he can do to create space here.
Do I have my finisher?
I guess.
Kicks out before the two-counter.
I
Have an Israel coming for shot
This is just pure chaos
No place for a fight
I'll go away. I do agree. It's certainly not safe. Come over here my new step dad
37 year old who looks 17.
This move takes so fucking long to do.
This guy's countering dude.
Alright, we're gonna give it to him.
I did not break that up, it just happened.
Did that count as the ropes? Mayhemps?
Darth Maul with the shirt off.
Oh no. Nice chime in from Booker T. I think that was the first one.
He cuts it off!
Oh my!
It's good boy!
Shoulders down!
So now breaks the shot immediately.
He's scratching my face!
He's holding himself up all the time!
I don't know what he's thinking!
This is excellent!
Just penetrating his opponent!
He's the superior competitor!
There's not a lot of room up there!
I can't emphasize enough how ill-invited he is!
Go for the home run!
They're fighting on the air for the win.
Thank you, Booker.
Come on, buddy.
Come on, big man.
37-year-old Luke 17 eliminated.
He has it!
Now we have an information that has any limiting to the building, they're taking care of it.
Your news stuff, that'll limit it.
Wastelog applied and launched into a German suit.
Cory, this can't be happening.
Captain Neusariel attempting to steal Batman's soul.
I've never seen anything like this.
Interrupted by Darth Maul.
I
Do it
I think you always first
I'm just gonna beat the fuck out of it. Sorry man
What the hell?
No.
How did he even reach me?
He actually just finished his day
That man out wait who eliminated Batman it was a captain Israel
Look at the power here! Absolutely incredible! Walking around the ring!
Dude, we're like manhandling this guy.
Just probably out here in the parking lot. Ah, here we go!
Oh man!
Cover!
there's no
record
have resulted in serious injury.
This is no place for a fight.
A safe place of a safe become.
Oh!
We got him, I think.
We got him here!
There's a nice A-coms.
It's not small, let me do it.
Let me know again.
Good night.
What a stunner.
Cover!
He breaks the ref's count after one
Brother
We got him
This is a free-for-all and they're taking advantage
That was so fucking hard to do actually
I'm not a pro at the forum.
Get slipped into position.
Rodent power slam!
Simply devastating!
We know the PC parking lot has plenty of prime real estate to create a bit of serious damage.
Fuck off, Trader.
Oh, no, oh, no, man, what a hurricane run.
One time in fire with the headbutts, train counters, and reversals back and forth.
Right there at Kidney's front box.
That's karma.
Thunder is close line.
Shotters down.
Don't do it, man.
Yeah, straw kick out at one.
I don't think the parking lot is the best place to settle things.
I think these are all for being settled.
I work here.
Okay, man. Good dodge.
Boom! Trust us, George, I'll face!
Oh, we got to find the uh,
Give me the three count red hair!
How's this?
Oh, that's quite bad.
I'm the contestant!
The contestant!
I'm the contestant!
The contestant!
I don't know where it would be, though.
Surprise!
Oh look at this, Inverted Scoop Slam!
Oh, Struck Impact!
You fucking pussy!
Don't pin me!
Oh, what a response!
You have got to be kidding me!
I don't care if you're ultra instinct.
This is unreal power!
Slam!
Even more damage inflicted to the torso.
Making a concerted effort to repeatedly go after the midsection to go after the core of the body.
Thunderous knee lift. The parking lot is never the ideal place to settle your business, but here we are.
Let's just hope the local medical facilities don't stand out.
Is it a counter?
I wonder if we can break the window.
I
My poor
Fires back with a crucial elbow
They're teaming up on it
How was he not stuck?
He countered.
Not me though. Oh god it was me.
I
Smash them
Take them out
Just mean you, Mr. Israel.
This is a picture of confidence. I love this.
He just doesn't care what anybody thinks.
Just ruthlessly mocking his opponent.
You like that you like that big man?
Oh fuck!
Oh my god.
What the fuck are you doing there buddy?
The gauntlet trained us for this exact scenario, it's okay.
Oh my god.
He kicks it on once.
We'll do it.
Oh my God.
Oh, counter's right into the red basket.
I don't believe back-soup blacks.
Just tossed. She got an airline mouse for that.
I
Give him a mandible shake off
Oh
My god
Oh, no, wait, we actually lost together.
Lose any 5 star rated match via pinfall or submission achievement.
My game crashed immediately after that.
The win was promised 3,000 years ago.
Yeah, but he got two wins.
Surely one of those wasn't promised.
Should we do a run rumble or a the first place we did the brawl and match
Ring ding ding ding ding ding got a lot of crazy frog what it was crazy frog went up to I'm sure that's the official channel dude let me see of course it is
Of course it is.
What you got?
Hands up explode.
It's the same beat.
This is released a year ago.
36 million views.
People still fuck with Crazy Frog, dude.
Do you think Scatman and John kind of resented the Crazy Frog?
They kind of had their popular around the same time, dude, and they both scat.
I think there's a bit of a rivalry there.
No, he's dead. Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's better. He is dead.
Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me.
Alrighty.
For tonight's first...
Wait, what is it? Can someone post the acronym please so I can remember?
The for the first cash money big dollar bills Royal Rumble Extreme!
Hmm.
Where should it be?
Important decision.
Raw is war.
Of course.
Interference interval will do 120. I think that's what we did last time. It felt like
it was only ever a 1v1. Which is fine. Oh yeah, we gotta turn the commentators off.
Good call. Good call check. Good freaking call. We also gotta turn the music off, so I apologize
in advance. Even though all of them basically have the same people entry.
Am I blind? Yeah.
I made this song by the way.
Entrance of all.
I want Bob Matt and I want Hollywood Hogan again.
37-year-old who looks 17, Barack Obama, Captain Israel,
Should creepy cry, baby
Donkey Kong Donald Trump early access
Your
The Grand Slammer sponsored by Denny's
Kyle
Inuyasha
He's 100 overall! That guy's OC, dude!
I'm not putting him in. He'll win the whole thing.
Joey Wheeler, Jobber Jim, and...
Hmm, Twitch chat. Your new stepdad, Walter White.
CUNYPIE? Does he deserve another chance? He's kind of a...he's the most jobber 90
Overall in the game I think.
Yggachad!
B-Honda!
Where's Porkin?
DSP!
Get Kevin in here?
No.
Kevin!
Yeah, he is.
Orc.
Um.
Does that even matter who I pick here?
Oh my God!
Nice.
Nice, nice, nice.
Ultor Corp.
Thanks for the...
The following is the Royal Rumble Man!
You beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Now, the two superstars at Drew, number one, and number two will see the stars of
will start the ring at the same time other superstars will join in the order
they drew this will continue until all 30 superstars have entered the ring
eliminations occur when you are thrown over the top rope with both feet
landing on the floor the last superstar in the ring will be declared the
Royal Rumble winner and will go on to face the champion of their choice
And RESTLE MEDIA!
The crowd simultaneously teleports to one side.
Imagine you paid like a hundred bucks to be here, and you're sitting in a full-out chair.
It's 1k now? Yeah, but I mean like, this is like from like 1998, so...
Get masters
He's not from Japan
Okay
He's half Japanese.
That doesn't mean he's from Japan.
Damn, they're from Japan.
It literally just said he was from Japan.
Oh.
My bad.
Alright man, get on with it man.
Yeah, I'm sure it's the guy who made Ken, giving him his own custom entry, so...
I mean, changing the default theme, that's not his, I know it's not his theme.
We're about to hear of the people team.
Wait a second.
It's him!
Baby!
Holy shit!
He's actually on the runway right now.
That is OCEANSIVE!
And we don't need to...
Do I have full body-chills right now?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Introducing the individual who drew number 2 from the showroom of Israel, weighing in at 185.
Shastri!
And the answer to the war
Holy fuck dude
Jeopardy!
X-free!
Oh
What
Who sings this?
Oh, it's some lady from WWE.
This is like a test and it's true.
You can do it!
Get Masters, secretly winning his opportunity.
You're seeing a couple of gray hair.
Oh my God!
Jesus Christ is almost stung him dude.
Oh my God.
What?
Ken, come on, man.
Oh my God.
Oh my God!
Here comes DSP Gaming.
This continued struggle against the State of Israel.
Low blow.
Excellent flying DDT by Captain Israel.
Going up top, landing the moon salt onto the back of DSP.
that has defeated many people in Street Fighter Alpha, whatever the fuck it was.
Definitely was not 120 seconds to sail, but I don't know what it was having.
DSP getting worked over in the rain, much like his penis was worked over on.
Name comes Judd.
He's glaring up with DSP. Big fan, I hear.
Big fan, owner of a couple of clip channels, it's Chud.
DSP not pleased about that $10 of ad revenue that could have gone to him working the arm of Chud.
Captain Israel watching, waiting as ever.
The perfect opportunity to strike.
In comes the Lord.
Oh my god. Israel and aliens working together here. Israel. Oh my god. Destroying the abdomen
of John. That is the owner of the building. In exchange for lower rent, he has been permitted
an entry to the Royal Rumble tonight.
As you can see, not quite felt like a traditional wrestler.
In the corner now, I think that visitor's gonna put him up.
Oh, just gonna throw him around.
Oh, snap! Sponsored by Denny's, the Grand Slammer!
Instantly getting slammed himself. DSB versus the Landlord.
a common matchup than you might think.
And Slymer immediately trying to eliminate DSP.
I'm hearing reports that DSP may have died in Dasturley or that didn't.
DSP fighting the allegations.
It comes to the Asha.
This of course being Netflix's rendition of India show.
If you couldn't tell.
Local limit by Captain Israel.
A good net has been eliminated.
Very fancy movement by India show.
immediately to get to the landlord DSP gonna get double kill there it comes
giga-chill here he comes the brave marvin and porters all spike shut on the
ropes not quite sure how he survived this long and it is real alumni it's
another person or this case of demon
Happy even I think.
Ooh, Superman punch by DSP on the tread.
Right sliver, setting up on Israel here.
Israel counters.
Drop hit by Israel.
DSP messing up the ropes for a fucking reason.
What a round look at him with his head gone.
Speakers, the landlord!
Double quarter win.
DSP gets the elimination first in the history of the big money.
20, he has to go to the middle of the road street.
Number 10, Rihanna O. Italiano.
You cannot tell he is from Italy.
If the shirt was not evidence enough, he also has the mask.
Cut on the ropes.
Gigachat has him over.
Gigachat playing with the shot.
Says no, Stacey is mine.
Jigachan grabbed by Oriano, Oriano, Italiano.
Here for revenge for Kat Masters and Skyle.
Captain Israel eliminated by the Grand Slammer.
And he's in the surprise upset.
He will not be able to please, please.
That's pretty good, isn't it, Noah?
Yes, Bill. Limit that.
I get it, Chad.
I would like to ask you a personal thank you to the United States Navy
for allowing Giles to take a brief of the war that I ran to be here tonight.
In number 12, your new step down running down to the ring.
I still have not changed his shirt in weeks.
Look at that leathery leathery skin that goes blue step down.
While we have a break in the action, I'd like to thank tonight's sponsor, Capstone Games.
Where wins me explore the new hexi region tonight
Number 13 drama
To flex on the on the young with a new stump
Took him right out of the actual now fighting back against the Prince Lever
Look at those big biceps of Kyle.
Look at that American flag tattoo.
Oh, bitch, slap by Chet on the jobber jam.
Immediately from the single-winger tournament.
In comes number 37, I think.
I don't know which number he was.
The president of Wacka Wall and his own wrestling tights.
Turning his back on the soldier, Kyle.
I cannot believe it. The American government turning its back on its service numbers.
Oof, commercial. That eliminates Jonathan.
Has been eliminated.
They do that. Has been eliminated.
I want you to stop that working on President Barack Obama.
Kyle Stunner. I don't know what's going on there.
Grant Slyver kind of going to work.
Oh, there's a break in the action like tonight's other sponsor, Denny's.
It's yourself a delicious brand-side with only $5.99.
And Denny's up a $24.00. One day for a buck.
Oh. Kept up by a shot there.
Missed a hit in one of his favorite enemies.
Bitch knocked the ball to Barack Obama, along with Bitch left back!
Nice two-plex on the King of Chad. Not hard to lift a man like that.
He's hard to lift a man like that.
Quick combo by Gail on to Barack Obama.
Frank Slava has turned the world shut, still in this, somehow.
Going Bows!
Fresh from the N-Z-R-L-M-A Scorpion.
Well, it's a break in the axon, I'd like to thank Rayton, Guardian of Earth for permitting access into the Earthrealm Scorpion.
Thank you.
Over and countered by Barack Obama.
Nice club in the back there. Branson are working on eliminating shot, I don't think it's the last.
That's German comes.
German comes.
Fresh from the ballhouse.
From the desert, I think.
I don't know.
Drop kick from shut on to German's shizzled jawline.
Immediately back up on it.
Quick counter to shut.
We're focused on shutting German right now.
He's working shut over in the corner.
Third to attention to Bronco Lama.
Grabbing him by the hair somehow.
There's no hair to grab.
Great swivel.
Military press into a reversal by Scorpion.
Hip-kop twitch chat.
Or rather, the average runner has selected
regionally to represent them.
Yep.
It's my tiefling OC for motors game three.
Down on the ropes.
I get a chance.
Oh my God.
Chud stunning German.
Remember, Chud is a 57 overall.
He actually, the limiting stripper, who I believe is a 76 overall.
He is the one who is really playing.
Whoa.
Quick shot locking arms with Frank Slammer.
This will be the first time.
It's a late night encounter between Twitch Chat and the delicious 599 Grand Slam.
And Twitch Chat finished it.
Oh, Chud working with Twitch Chat, not an uncommon appearance.
So, Barack Obama eliminated by sportman.
A competitor has been used in any way.
Beautiful swing over an accurate my pushdown.
That's someone that was, by the way.
Superman punch misses from Scorpion.
Immediately back onto his feet.
Scorpion winded. Can't fight back here.
Pushdown can have a field there.
We'll stand there and do nothing.
LOL.
Double drop from Kyle.
It comes.
Anime accurate to Amaro.
You, you, Hacker Show!
And it's 90s Anime!
Ha ha ha!
As you can see, Linkhole immediately takes out Trud.
Holy moly.
Has been eliminated!
Ha ha ha! There he is!
Gouabara from the Anime, Uu Hacker Show!
Savior of the Earthrealm!
I'ma right there. That's Gouabara.
Without the eyebrows.
Ha ha!
Quick check counters.
Really, it's an ankle kick for whoever.
A cool penalty.
That is very winning.
Here he comes.
The danger.
Two-three.
Walter.
One who knocks.
Twitch not taking a breather in the corner there.
3 and Slammer putting in a copious amount of work tonight.
Forbara almost going for a move, deciding it's not the flex.
However, the danger is ready.
Devastating back of the neck shot.
Oh my God.
Scoping, eating shit.
Here he comes, crowdfever Kevin.
Nearly taking out the beltless pressure last night.
Ladies and gentlemen, you and River, of course, the 13-man kill streak of beltless pressure last night.
I have told the beltless pressure is in the building.
Is in the building.
I'm receiving word from the back now.
that the winner of this round and the next
ooh, switch to illuminates, wow
hey, there it was
I'm a carry by Michael St. Peter
this could be his night
speaking of which
the winner of this one and the next
will team up
and he scrap your brawl
against Seaton and the Belvis Crusher.
Now I don't know about you ladies and gentlemen, but I would not want to be on the other side of the ring
from Seaton and the Belvis Crusher.
So I strongly advise the winner of these matches to be very prepared.
Great slammer, going for the great slam there, lands it by the way.
Which I'll give her another limb.
This time on Kevin. Kevin counters.
French Lever has the one guy in the ropes.
Kevin eliminated by a twinge.
Oh my god.
Keeps by working on Scorpion here.
It comes number 22, Joey Wheeler.
Here tonight for his sister, who is blind.
You should know that.
Oh my God, Kumbai takes off squirking.
And Kumbai has been eliminated.
Into a second or third one.
Oop, grabbing the arrow there.
Push out on your kind of thing.
Does she have...
In comes summer 23, Edmund MacMillan.
Oh my God.
The Superman kick to Joey Wheeler over the top row by
Amicudy by Branch Lever, finally out by Edward Vanda.
Amicudy by turning his attention to Twitch chat.
They're all in.
by Grant Sliver, finally out by Edward Honda.
A competitor has been in the lead.
I mean, can you find Jordan's attention to Twitch chat?
There is a first time for everything.
Hit it by a horrible window.
Living and opening three on it.
Donkey Kong.
Look, hit the call.
Number 25, Tricky Cry, baby.
I'm told that this is a sentient alien baby.
That's the ginormous crane.
Military press from DK.
Leaping up the heaviest man in the ring.
That's a drop.
I'm gonna give him a lot of peace.
Throwin' bows.
All-wall style.
He comes over to 26 to 0-Trop.
I think that was the same number he was
when he won the first Royal Rumble.
Can he get a refie there?
He has expressed some hesitance
about fighting Satan in the one-on-one.
Something about a pact.
Something a lot of packs
You know my takes are being held back
Maybe with three elunes right now
Here he comes
For
Half human, half pig.
All muscle.
Anybody about to stun Yohando listening to counter here?
Never mind, he is getting stunned.
Oh my God, a spear onto Fork instantly.
That was his finisher by the way.
Gonna take him to the ropes now.
Wait, he's just gonna take him out!
For the lift by Cutie Pie!
A man or preacher who requires no introduction.
The soul stealer himself.
The anti-hogan.
Now Trump wisely staying out of the fight here and locking arms with Leondon to be missing.
He won't forget that.
Oh my God, it really acts as a 29 weight.
There's a chance.
Oh my god, look at that thing. Where is this chin begin and his neck end?
Oh my god, vicious punches. Oh my god, number 30!
Hollywood, oh Jesus!
The reaction is eliminated!
He comes ahead! Has been eliminated!
I really just thought this could be by spear.
Oh, it takes out the Harkin!
He comes back! Has been eliminated!
The final four. Kitted by Honolow Rooks.
He reacts. Let's go into elimination here.
Kitted by Hatch, a counter. He is not countering.
Jesus.
Sabin has been eliminated.
Now, so we may remember Yashrae again.
Oh no!
You did it!
The forbidden magic on the early access.
Oh no, dude.
I guess he didn't do it to Hogan because he already did a bloodstain.
There he has his soul.
Bombay is a monster.
Working on the uh...
The 12 inch python legs of Honnold Hogan.
this move on to bomb and I don't know what's called again from the rear
cowardly as ever.
Whatcha gonna do, Redo?
Oof.
Whatcha gonna do, Redo?
Redo!
He's actually kind of popping off right now.
Early access and Hogan's staring each other down.
Hogan goes for a taunt, gets countered for his effort.
Really, X is setting up the body press.
Ooh, flexin' on him.
He says, I don't care if your violins are 28 inches or whatever the fuck they were.
Mom has slow walk behind early.
Early rolls away.
Nice counter.
Uh, hooking up the ropes.
This might be a...
Mom, it takes a lot of kin.
The final tier.
Was the broadcast info filled?
What?
Oh
Our first first half of the tag team here take on Satan and the pelvis crusher
Everyone's hero. Everyone's role model.
The Abominable Judd. Early access.
Where are they booing? They probably cut a whiff.
I don't blame them for being honest.
Brawl has like a weird filter over it. I don't like that.
I still have stuff I haven't unlocked.
Oh my god, what the hell is this Marilyn Manson shit?
All right.
Okay.
It's time.
We have so many dudes who haven't gotten a chance.
Dr. Doom
We have Freerun space, I absolutely figured
Glorp again? Alright
Should we let Jake Urschel in?
Jason
And involved
Man man.
Lucho Luncho. That's a good one right there.
Master Chief.
Elvis Crusher man. What a fucking menace.
Punch Man.
favorite you hate shud is what you would have said if you loved him which
you do reversal
you
You
Now, at least the gentlemen are being told that those explosives are actually the, uh...
This is a Vi-Rampy intercept by the air? No!
Is this the main character game?
Oh my god.
Who's his opponent?
Who can stand before the might of Captain Israel?
TWINCE SHIT!
It's me, look at it!
Yeah, dude.
Then I have a name for you.
Not quite as polished as the Captain Isreal intro.
Now, do keep in mind, fans, that Quickshot is a 75 overall, and Captain Isreal is like
a 94.
It's not an impossible feat though.
There is a very difficult one.
There he is, looking as stunning and as handsome as ever, versus the terrible Tumblr OC of
Twitch chat immediately biscuit drop a kick to the face for the upper reversal
Right to the shins twitch chat after Israel
Oof working on the the weak pencil like ankles of foot chat
Pointing those big guns at the crowd, oh my god, there it is.
Wait a second.
Could this be who was promised to eliminate Captain Israel?
What the hell is that SCP in the ring?
Oh my god, just, oh my Jerry looks not pleased about that.
Oh my god.
Grapple on to Twitch chat.
Twitch chat on the ropes here.
Jerry was looking for elimination.
Twitch chat saved by Israel.
Mr. Disfigure, where does his neck begin and his chin end?
Look at that powerful upper body of Mr. Disfigure.
I'm told he's all maddened, ladies and gentlemen, fans.
Jerry Mann handling Israel.
Israel with a moon salt to nothing. Immediately grabbed up by Jerry. Far in the corner. Oh
my god. It's Chris Bendall. The crippler. Immediately targeting his failed homunculus
Mr. Bistrich.
Oh, Stump is like the head of the Krippler.
This figure protecting his host right now.
Headbutt by Jerry.
Oh, Jerry is doing work right now.
Number 6, might do stuff then.
I mean, Dore do stuff then, not mine.
Not mine.
Ooh, it took the nerves to cut the Israel bass cluster.
Jesus.
Listen, I'm up with two fingers.
Dirty stuff that.
Turning on Twitch chat.
So this is time for bed.
So let's turn that iPad off.
I hate that stupid dancing peanut.
Get off the game.
I'm so fucking tired of the goof.
The athleticism on display by Captain Israel, Chris Benoit protecting Israel right now.
Christian has Israel on the ropes. Wait a second.
Who that being?
He's got him.
What?
No way. No, he gets back in. Wait no!
Christmastime, it's even up a twist shot!
Wait no, Israel waits the boat door.
They're involved. Oh my God, what a disgusting thing that is.
I'm not sure anyone has been eliminated.
on the ropes. Burner's set back on for a bunch that's covered. Then wall back in.
Oh my god.
Where did he learn to do that? He is so fucking wonderful.
Mr. Distinguished Savers.
Stepped dead stomping at Israel Jerry locking arms with Mr. Disfigure
Oh my god
I like the same as my new stepdad just there this
They can balls going over the road here, you know
Crispin was staring him down. I don't like that looking his eyes. Let me jump on that. Do not push that's still on the ropes
I think freshman was just checking around
Well, I love that stain on the shirt of your new stuff, though.
And your new stuff, that eliminated first one out.
It needs to be home just in time to your new drunken laughter, his seventh big blow,
He paid $500 to be here tonight.
Mr. Misfigure eliminated by Cannonball.
Israel taking Ben White out.
Twitch chat has a cherry on the rims.
There's not a chance of an L.
Israel takes Ben White out.
Turning his attention now to Twitch chat.
It's over.
As it was promised, as it was always meant to be.
Captain Israel waving goodbye to Twitch chat says, I'll see you when I ran.
Oh, my God, what a maneuver from Captain Israel.
Oh, my God, wait.
It's Jason for his, oh my god, he's massive.
Israel taking out trash bin, but Jerry locking onto this real.
Wait, Jerry takes captain Israel out.
A competitor has been eliminated.
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
Gary's watching now. Nice finisher like Hannibal. Here comes Twitch Chat, proud favorite.
57 overall standing at 5 and a half feet. 112 pounds left.
Jason. Eliminated. Wait, who took him out? I wasn't thinking of that one.
Jason was a 99er and the ball gambles a 75er, which means you guys could have taken Captain
Huzer off and you simply failed to do so.
The milkman.
There he is striking resemblance to drama.
The milk band.
Oh my god.
Shut, take it out.
Jesus.
Nice try, buddy.
has been eliminated.
Nice try, buddy.
Jerry rolling away.
Blocking arms gets the, uh, oh.
Oh my god, punchman.
No, man, working like a Jerry.
Look at those facts, ladies and gentlemen.
If there ever was an Australian testament to skipping leg day, there he is.
Fresh on smoke-o.
Fresh in the ring.
I feel so fucked up.
Nice slam by Jerry.
I think that was his finish there.
Good shadow!
I feel so fucked up.
Nice slam by Jerry. I think that was his finish there.
Good shadow!
Jerry's got a manhandling punch man.
Punch man, not a slouch either.
As we will see, they're mind-jerk-hounters.
It's John Halo!
Is there just like a halo costume in the game?
Cause that looks really good.
Jerry buying time in the corner, Massachusetts working the arm of Shadow of the Hedgehog
Says you will not have the chaos ever today.
Shadow hitting nothing, but nothing.
Oh my god, what a counter for necessary counter.
Number 16.
Haha, I'm sorry.
You know the guy submitted that and was like, yeah, that's pretty good.
I like that.
I gotta mess cool bar on that, I don't know if I'm being honest.
I feel like there were other haircuts that guy could have done with.
Terrial limiting unfortunately.
And who then has been eliminated?
Super kick on to Master Chief by Sam, eliminated Jeff.
Has been eliminated.
Here is the most accurate ballerong
in any Capcom game ever, actually.
That is such a good ballerong.
Boom.
It's pandemonium in the ring.
For right now, ladies and gentlemen,
to thank tonight's sponsor, A-Pack, Kaisenab, Kaisenab
School in Africa.
Thank you both.
Oh, and Mr. Beast. Jimmy Beast, everybody.
Here comes true fan favorite, Lord.
Lord showcasing its inhuman strength.
Punch Man, Sol Maree didn't see me so tiny.
Punch Man looking like a guy who slips on the PP at Costco for the settlement money.
for 19-3.
Bowser looking for a shot and can't find one.
I'm gesturing at somebody off-screen.
We can see.
They never got a...
He's going to go for it again.
Must be the Mokeman.
Mokeman does not give a fuck.
Actually, he's just kind of staring him down right now.
I believe Bowser's... nope.
Still up there. Maybe some sort of...
Bowser's still taunting for the top road. Get down, please.
Do something.
He did something. We just missed it.
Nice moon-salt by Freerim.
Or beat the fuck out of Freerim. Basebuster.
Punchman, turning his attention to board.
Don't want to get punched by Punch Man. Good thing he's only going for kicks right now.
Reverse to Mike Lorre on the Punch Man.
Oh my god. Some kind of finisher on the free run there. The leg goes flying.
The shatter with a finisher on the Valorant.
But, uh, Milkman punching Punch Man on the road.
He is not aware of what's happening right around him.
Shoved him out of the ring. Punch Man eliminated.
Has Bandy living a competitor? Has Bandy living a competitor?
A lot. I don't know what that move is called.
Shadow flipping into nothing again. That's the third time I've seen him do that.
Going for Mouser. So is Milkman.
Crayon whips Shadow into the corner. Slow aura walks up to him.
The shadows a week plus in only 75 free room in 91.
And when someone comes to the assistance of Shadow here,
I think they're eliminated.
Don't kick my Gorkman to Bowser.
Look at him on the road. Stunned.
Sins takes him out.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
They move. I've never seen before.
Uh-oh.
Shadow returning the favorite free room now.
It's almost a power bomb on to Bowser.
I know that, because John Cena did it to me many times.
Power kick.
Back of the head of the war.
Fortunately, Glove's brain is actually in his stomach,
such as the strange anatomy of the salient creature, Smiles.
That was just a world-nullery, my friend.
Or one Sonic character falls and other rises.
of course changing his name to
smiles after having his other
tail cut off fans will ask why
are you smiling you lost your
tail and smiles will say you
want to know how I got these
out these scars. Elmo. Oh my God, I forgot how muscular he was. Holy shit. The red
meaning. Sainsa's tried that move multiple times and that was the first time I've seen
Oh my, a finisher on Elmo, immediately freer than recognizing the threat here.
Reminder, the winner of this match will join Early Access and a Jagd team match against
Satan and the Elvis Crusher.
All right, come on, Charisable.
Or a switch that calls him the Ritler.
Barb gets countered by Elbow.
Super kick on to Charis soon to come to mind.
Sad things about me.
Holy moly.
Has been eliminated.
Lucho Luncho my personal favorite
sponsor limited by Bowser and Sam
Lucho Luncho look at that jumpy dude
I was there so please be
really working on it. She's
taking on some of the strongest
competitors in tonight's big
money cash. Delta Bills Royal
Rumble Extreme 4 or 3 or 5
A competitor has been eliminated.
Sands out.
Lucho Lucho looking for an opportunity
of bringing Aaron and Elmo working together.
That was a good thing to do his feet, finally.
Lucho canber.
That was returning to Elmo.
Reconvination.
Lucho on to Lucho Lucho.
Number 24, Pepsi Man.
Out of the ropes, going out.
Elmo takes the lead, unfortunately.
A competitor has been eliminated.
Pepsi Man looking extremely small
in comparison to Elmo. Lucho Lucho's BDL looking fantastic in this light.
Nice move saw on the career now. That's a good taking Lucho out.
out.
So that's a no. Pepsi is not okay.
Oh Megalol. Oh Megalol.
Bows are eliminated a couple of moments ago and now in comes the ring. Bows left.
Look at the neck of Elmo.
That's the neck that might even be the most powerful man to wrap his hands around.
Here comes Lady Elizabeth.
I'm not sure if it's a real wrestler or not, which I'll let you eliminate in the future.
I mean, I suppose that's an appropriate wrestling attire, although on the ropes right now by
Blue channel.
Only for Elba.
He has to begin to get lucky this time.
They're under 27.
I don't think it's going to be enough.
Don't for the very dangerous Lucho Luncho right now, he's hit him 10 times, surprising.
I'm on the ropes. Elizabeth, look at her elimination here.
This one, she stands there doing something. Going to the other ropes now.
Good work, cameraman.
Help her, help her, help her. Oh my God. Wait, it's gone.
There exists a possibility early access and God could team up tonight against Sheet and the Belgis Crusher.
Maybe plays his cards right.
Everybody's on ropes. Not good.
Holy fuck. Teleports on the bowser.
It can also be early access of DSP.
Man, man.
Of course, while there's literally nothing happening on screen, I would like to take a moment to thank tonight's sponsor.
Airspace, is that a Lockheed mark?
Lockheed mark, take it tonight.
Who just got eliminated?
That's a man. Good runes. Elizabeth takes GSB out.
Okay.
Holy shit.
Nice DDT on Elizabeth by God.
Because I will not be tempted.
Elizabeth out of here by the mo.
A competitor has been eliminated.
Normally you would root for an underdog in this scenario.
However, between Satan and the Pelvis Crusher,
the Pelvis Crusher eliminated 13 people himself.
Yesterday, Gurley is going to need a strong teammate.
Come on on top.
Oh my god. What a combo. God, it's not doing so well. Oh no.
Oh, we picked the shitty gojo.
Aw man, is that the bandana on his eyes.
Team Move Gojo.
Who am I going to Lucho Lancho teammate here?
I mean I'm down with it dude.
He's been killing it.
This has been in a long time too.
Jesus Christ.
That's like spirit Halloween, Gero Gero.
You gonna get it? Oh my god, nice.
Okay, he's working the ring right now.
Alma has his Halo 2 Over Shield active right now.
Be careful.
you
You
yes that is jaundice ladies and gentlemen yes that is what looking straight
out of resident evil nine it's his music what a fucking freak
Fucking absolute filth.
Goddamn bastard.
What a freaking freak of nature.
I hate looking at him.
Is that the gold dust walkout?
I think so, but I don't know.
It's been so long.
It is gold.
Yeah, it is the gold dust.
Oh my god.
Yeah, it is the goal, doesn't it?
Oh my god.
The roast, dude. What the fuck?
Oh my god.
And from the pits of hell, weighing in at 396 pounds,
PON DEVIL!
Holy fuck, dude.
And then, of course, allowing several of the whale rumble
participants to participate.
And the crowd of hell.
Those names, of course, including Hollywood Hook and Scorpion.
First Benoit.
Donald Trump.
And Freeran.
Holy shit.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, I forget what the objective of a table's letters and chair's matches.
of chairs matches however this is the first of three matches potentially
you determine the greatest
yeah puts it with the rich hair
really
Table. What's up on the thing above the ring, though?
Elvis Crusher going for the ladder here.
Elvis jumping out to stop him.
Elvis, probably the only creature or roster that might be able to stand toe-to-toe with this beast.
I don't get worked over by Satan in the ring right now. It's not good for him, man.
there it is. Oh, going for the ladder making himself useful. It's countered by the Pelvis
Crusher. Elbow tries to save, misses. Pelvis Crusher. Oh my god, Elbow falls onto the
ladder there. Not a gentle landing at all. Saved with the stump to the chest there.
especially already setting up the ladder it seems like team evil is a well on
their way to success here
not a fellow has to be the same about it
they're going for Earl, they might be a little out of his league here
of legends
several clubs in the back of Earl
Elvis immediately going, oh my God.
Satan is literally covering the pelvis pressure right now as he reaches for...
Earl, stop, he's the grab! He's gonna pull it, he's gonna push it over!
Oh, those coverings.
Wait.
Oh my God, how much stops up?
Satan fucks off for some reason.
I'm not quite sure why.
Elvis going back up.
Can't do any damage if he's on top of that ladder at least.
Elmo in the roughs again.
That was some crazy athleticism.
Quick combo by Earl.
Probably gonna get some work done.
This regard, he gets countered.
Elvis Crusher.
Oh my god.
He pelvis crushed.
There it is. Jesus Christ.
Pelvis Crusher full HP, indeed.
Earl is not. Oh my god, another Pelvis Crusher as well.
Well, that's almost pressure literally solo carrying right now.
I'm going to interrupt some for getting interrupt by sitting himself.
We're all going to push the ladder over now.
Ambitious.
You might not have the upper body strength to move that 600 pound behemoth.
Stop giving up, Earl. Please.
What the fuck?
Dude, Satan sat down in the commentary booth. He gave up. He didn't even have to fight.
Are we doomed? Humanity?
Fuckin' Earl, man.
You're a big-money Cash-Dull-a-Bills Royal Rumble Extreme champion.
Get a grip.
Look, Satan's literally over there hanging out with a commentator.
Oh my god, they're un-fucking-stomable, man.
Ugh.
Brothers in arms.
Two star men.
All right, Satan and Pelvis Crusher won early access an Elmo zero
Now for my favorite Helen a cell baby
On smack down
What is Iron Man
Time limit with scoring. We're not gonna do that.
What do you pin or submission?
Uh, classic sell.
60-minute Iron Man match.
Anything goes inside a towering 20-foot cell.
Satan.
And Pelvis Crusher versus...
I can just do this. Early access. And Helmow. Tornado tag team helmess signal.
Every time I see this intro, it makes me physically ill, ladies and gentlemen, just remembering
what this thing has done to so many people in the van.
The number of Pelvis is...
The number of Pelvis is destroyed by this thing.
Double digits.
His weight?
quadruple digits, the mountain, a veritable perpetual motion machine, the Veldis Crusher.
Once he starts, he does not stop.
And here's teammate.
The Lord of Darkness, but also the Satan from the Tenacious Deep Rig of Disney Movie.
So, I turned to the ring like he owns it because he does.
The Pelvis Crusher is rumored to actually serve Satan as a result of a blood pact that gained
the Pelvis Crusher all of his immense power.
instrument of Satan's desire you are two and trumpet heroes have what it takes to
stop the Lord of darkness and his monster
I
Bro is diverse with the stains.
We had to get diverse with it.
We're going to skip on that because this isn't even a trial.
Unfortunately, the cell goes down and our intrepid heroes face down the forces of
evil who will emerge supreme.
access finally get his legs in and run counter counter yourself big man
here we go you gotta stop him
oh no we changed the camera angle here
Oh yeah.
Change FLB?
I think it can.
Oh, there we go.
Nice.
Next.
Now, I'm gonna aim for the left.
Let's go.
Alright.
I'm down.
That's right.
One, two.
Three, four, three.
Up, down, up.
Nice.
There it is.
Oh yeah.
Change FLB?
I think it can.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, yeah.
Change FLB?
I think it can.
Oh, there we go.
Can we actually make it?
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
Perfect.
Little bit more, little bit more.
Tired of looking to that cage.
Good, good, good, good.
Sitting on the ring.
Early access heading to take advantage.
Stay to the counter, they're all still kind of fresh.
Oh my god.
Look at that disgusting skid mark on the back of that creature.
I don't know, getting worked to the ring right now. That is not good.
Not good, big man.
Boom.
Okay, hitting some work started. No reversal from Satan yet.
Might actually get a stun here on the Lord of Darkness.
Oh my god, what a combo!
Holy fucking shit. Then the counter finally comes out because the AI cheats.
Little winded now.
Satan going for the table!
What a get in the ring!
Well he's gone now.
Elmo is actually getting fucking smashed right now.
Also he got pelvis crushing.
Oh my god it kicks out. I have Horton kick out by Elmo.
Now, as exciting as this tag team match is, let's not forget the true champion of big
money cash dollar bills, Royal Rumble Extreme Circuit, the Grand High Witch.
Where does she fit in?
What does Earl do?
Get up.
Roughly getting away there.
there. Oh, going for an early pin. Bad call, my man. Looking like another pelvis
crusher on the uh, to yield Elmo here. Oooooooh! Elmo looking completely spent.
They're gonna double team elbow in the middle.
Work around my elbow.
Very nice.
Actually, it's a bit started here.
Nope, I'm gonna grab the air.
Get close, slide from behind.
Meanwhile, our disgusting hero
finally rises from his ten year nap in the corner.
Boo!
That had to hurt!
I have steam camera angle.
Oh, wait. That's his finisher.
Broke it's his finisher on the fucking Thomas Crusher!
Hello, my perfect! Hello, my perfect!
What the hell just happened?
What is this replay?
Here are your winners! Big, funny, hurl, e-axe, and two!
I mean, have you seen a more detailed character than us?
Oh, yeah.
I think I've really used the character creation in this game to its maximum potential.
All right, and, okay, we're tied one to one.
Do not expect them to win.
So you know that means, buddy, the casket match.
It's a one on one.
We're going to do early access versus Satan, I think.
yep
I wish I could like schedule run-ins and stuff
Why not say tan
All right evenly matched
Evenly matched.
You came in universe mode?
I'm far too lazy.
Early access versus Satan.
Casket match.
What's up with the pirate theme?
Hello?
He's making his way to the ring from Jacksonville, Florida, playing in 599 pounds.
He's so happy to be there.
Home crowd for Earl?
Wait, is this in Florida?
Oh, it's a Tampa.
hometown hero baby our hero versus the mastermind the king of little st. James
Highland
Warp profit here extreme
from the piss of hell. We're in 396 pounds. Oh, devil.
Yo.
You still got it, indeed.
He still got that absolutely disgusting evil demeanor.
Satan wins got to delete her old no
They go anonymous for giving a sub to pelvis crusher
There are no pinfalls submissions disqualifications or countouts the only way to win it's for a superstars of force their opponent
inside of the casket after closing the casket let's shut the remaining superstar will be
declared the winner. There it is. Let the match begin.
Alrighty. Is this a real thing? Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Satan's starting with an immediate series of stomparoos.
Body splashed by Satan on the Earl.
Earl is such a jobber, man.
You know, we even tuned his AI a little bit.
This guy is a bum, dude.
This guy's a jabroni, man.
I would've countered that.
Satan taunting to get him to stand,
going for another grapple, remaining uncountered,
even still already setting up with the casket.
nice reversal by Earl, hold on a sec,
might be he can finally get some work done here.
Nope.
Reminder, they are both 88 overall.
Excuse me.
I believe this is no disqualification.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, that isn't spinach on his back, by the way.
It would appear that Early Access has shit himself.
Absolutely vile.
Whoa.
absolutely vile.
Boo!
The wrestling empire shit mechanic was pete.
I've heard how wide it would happen, but yeah.
We got thrown out of the ring and shit ourselves.
That was a good one.
Oh, if you drank milk.
Erla actually gets to work down here. He's probably going to get winded though, hopefully backs off.
He probably won't though, because he's a fucking moron.
Wait, he's taking him to the casket. Disregard, he's getting countered.
Winded now. Cannot do any counters himself for a brief period.
Satan immediately taking advantage.
Let's get a counter, buddy.
Thank you.
The fate of humanity.
resting on the shoulders of this disgusting slimy jaundiced man
can he do it
is he gonna go for the cassette yes Satan fighting back mightily
Oh, what the fuck just happened?
Satan going for a kendo stick?
Actually it's just tax.
Just kidding.
Earl can use those to his advantage. He doesn't have shoes on however so this
could be extremely bad. Nice counter by Earl. Oh my god. Financial body slam.
Oh it throws him on a cask. Not what I would have done. Do not go on the top rope.
Thank you.
RP walk by uh earlier.
This move always gets countered by the way. Wait, does it ever move?
Oh my god, nice fucking taunt. That was sick. What's the point of those caltrops?
Hey, Roll's actually kind of fucking owning right now. He's about to hit him with a mandible claw.
Now he's jumping! Oh, he gets countered.
I like the Prince of Darkness needed that one.
Jesus.
You have to counter this, Roll, otherwise you are done zone, my man.
Nope.
That's two finishers in a row.
Is he gonna get a third one?
Nope.
It's not over yet, ladies and gentlemen.
Still has to do some setup here.
We're not really sure where he's going.
Could be walking over to Booker T to congratulate him on a storied career on commentary.
Now he's just going to walk around the entire ring for some fucking reason.
They're all running to beat him.
Oof.
Into the steel steps.
They're actually aluminum by the way, I think.
I don't think you can military cross Satan, Kenny.
Look at the upper body strength of early access.
of bottles of Mountain Dew hoisted by this creature expelled out of his things
are on up his back oh my god I can smell him from here
pick him up
Oh my god, he's gonna put him in.
Might actually have him this time.
It's the Prince of Darkest strong enough to fight off the lid of this heavy casket.
He is not only as he collides with Earl's face and causes him to bleed,
now he's more of farming in the middle of the ring.
Another finisher by Satan here. You gotta reverse this, my man.
But he won't! He never does!
Oh no.
He's gonna throw over the rope into the ring for the casket.
Uh oh.
Oh, Earl.
Earl, Earl, Earl.
Oh please. You have to, buddy.
This can't be the end of your story.
Earl, I spent $150 on you.
No!
The Prince of Darkness!
Dragging early access to hell!
What ladies and gentlemen Satan must still contend with one creature beyond the purview
He would have his evil sorcery!
Here is your winner!
POTENTIAL!
The Grand High Witch and the current champion of cash money, big dollar bills...
What kind of match though?
Let's do a brawl, dude.
Fuck it.
For the belt.
we're going there
okay
I made this song by the way for undisputed champion
The Grand High Witch versus Satan oh my god
There it is.
I wonder if they do intros on this map. I don't think so. Nope.
They're gonna like shitty Mortal Kombat characters.
Alrighty.
Some of you may recall the, uh, the ball-crushing heels of the Grand High Witch upon Donald
Trump's, uh, 10 pole-afflicted balls.
Some of you may recall minutes ago, when Satan sealed away early access once and for all.
I think the two are simply flirting with each other.
Now, if you are unaware, the location we have picked is on the island, no, not Little
St. James, but rather the island.
I like the campy music they got on this shit.
Quick combo by the Grand High Witch DDT into the grass going for a pin for some stupid
fucking reason.
Gets kicked out of instantly before one.
Grandpa by Satan.
The Grand High Witch clawing his eyes out, fighting dirty Satan would be proud.
Boom.
Cross the body chop.
Where is the Grand High Witch going, I wonder?
She's going for a chair.
Gets the hit, not bad.
Oh my god.
Wait, she's actually gonna work it right out.
She taunts for stamina.
No counter.
This could be Satan's finisher. I'm not quite sure. That is, but she counters it!
Oh my God, shoves her over. I got... like an infant.
Quick reversal. Wins the High Witch, however.
Now, me personally, I'm not quite seen in AI that fights as tactically as the Grand High Witch, so I would be interested to see...
what her settings are.
Earl, for example, will just walk at someone until he gets...
you
of
all right
What is DSP's intro, I wonder?
Let's see.
They gave him the Bray Wyatt intro.
I don't know who's intro this is.
Oh!
Holy fuck.
Kyle Williams, everybody.
Immediately getting work on the over shield of pelvis crusher pelvis crusher effectively
has three health bars.
I don't know how or why.
If anyone can make it work.
It is the veteran.
Now the Pelvis Crusher has to eliminate 10 people here.
This is a bit cathartic for me as I had to do 20 today.
And now I get to see the AI get absolutely fucking smoked.
Kyle is fucking the Pelvis Crusher up dude.
Stop trauma dumping sorry.
Me some me some quick cover by guy any team the outside I remember when that
wasn't covered in pussy mats for pussies they're getting counted out
right now
now wisely taking the kosher back to the ring I might have waited a little
bit longer. Head-by-counter. They're a roll-up. The Pelvis Crusher mounting William Guile.
Who is grandma acting as the referee tonight?
Those cruiser effortlessly and agilely leaping over Gile somehow.
She's about weighing 20,000 pounds.
Holy fuck.
What a splash.
The toss is one of the top third buggles goes the ropes big boot to the face
it all went Hollywood Hogan leg drop
that's all you've got for God right now I'm gonna be honest
oh no
oh my god
and it looks like ladies and gentlemen the pelvis crusher is merely getting started
It's powered by Kyle. That was his finisher.
Upper cut. Well played.
Not a charge move.
Okay, rolling around in his filth yet again.
Hugging him from behind.
Not really sure where he's going with him.
and props to however loosely he did that though going for the angle lock hold up
oh my god wait that's his finisher he's fighting back the disgusting feet of the
pelvis crush in the face of guy william guile
Nice outlook on the face.
Grapple's up. Oh no.
He's going for it ladies and gentlemen. Here it is.
The pelvis crusher. Oh there it is.
Into another pelvis crusher.
I'll fix out easy peasy
Why does the pelvis pressure look like a 400 pound Eric Andre?
Nice counter by Gile.
Wins himself doing that.
Goes for the pin for some reason.
The referees in this game take a super long time to start the pill, but I guess the minigame
doesn't start until they begin counting.
That was Kyle's finisher, ladies and gentlemen, which is extremely bad for the Pelvis Crusher.
Got going for the pan of desperation right now.
Oh my god.
Kyle's actually not doing bad.
referee wisely getting out of the way there drop kick to the stomach but not
evaded there that's where they the most cushioned remains on this vile creature
another pelvis pressure on the guy I'll let my be up
how do you even kick out of something like that
Ooh!
It's him.
It's Rick Grimes.
Infected, Rick Grimes.
Helmetscrusher immediately going for a Helmetscrusher.
Ooh! My God!
Not like this.
Tonight like it was before
Nice camera
That's 600 pounds of pure muscle ladies and gentlemen
Another public's pressure on a Rick Rhyves. It's not good right now
He's not even gonna pin him with his hands. No fucking way. Rick Rimes with 97 overall by the way. He just got smoked.
Rick Rimes out dude.
There he is. Doctor Death.
arguably the only wrestler qualified to potentially do battle with the
Belvis Crusher given that his stench is reported to be legendary. His gas mask of
force preventing most noxious fumes from reaching his brain will it be enough
Oh
Honey oh wins himself countering and I'll get something started
I'm steam from re2
Okay. I think it says CM Punch moves.
What are you doing?
He's back at his feet!
Into another pelvis crusher!
You stupid fuck!
Oh, he's back at his feet into another pelvis crusher. You stupid fuck
Nice kick out
We said that for a third one not good he counters desperately needed that
Working the leg of the giant trading blows now
Fighting desperately to make it to that helicopter.
But who possesses the tenacity and I see it all the way through.
Oh my God, the Pelvis Crusher of course does.
Never mind, it's a full on brawl.
Pelvis Crusher punching the face of his gas mask with any care in the world.
He too might have played everyone.
I think he's gonna spell the scratch boys.
Ladies and gentlemen, no way.
The hunk kicks out from the footpin,
not allowing himself to be disrespected by the bees.
Oh!
Nice roll-up.
Hump with the Irish whip, gets countered.
He's in the corner now. Can he find his way out?
Important that you do, my friend.
Oh. He counters. He close-lines.
Gesturing at the monster list. Killed countless wrestlers.
Nice jumping. Glows live.
Well, it's the recovery by the Belvis Crusher.
Bits slapped the hunk's face.
Wern't in the arm of the rope.
That steel cord!
Counter by hunk!
He's down to the corner!
He's walking away!
He's washed!
Oh my god, he's gonna do it again.
He's going to do it again, he's winning though.
He's going to do it a third time.
Oh my god, the Hercarana.
There's no way. He's about to stun the beast. I don't think I've ever seen the
Pelvis pressure be stunned before. It's countered.
Oh my god.
That may be all she wrote for Hunk.
Oh.
No way.
Oh.
But the pelvis pressure immediately rises.
Ignoring the stone! Not selling a single thing!
Oh, he has one counter on, and you're in.
Oh, my God!
Oh, there it is!
He's going for the pin.
No way
There's no fucking way
Against all odds he walked to that ring the pelvis pressure had full HP
Target eliminated.
Holy fuck dude.
Someone hired a mercenary to take the beast down dude.
Holy fuck man.
AHH!
Alright, I'm done. I gotta take your shit.
Good streak, everyone.
Baff you up, and then you, and then you.
Mmm!
See you guys Monday!