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What up the villa. Thanks for 111 months. Thank you very much, dude. They trail thanks for subbing
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What's good daps literally everyone up
All bad loser takes first I mean
Hi, Biskis, I am Bumber 2 and Ciego C.B. thanks for subbing and it's Cass, thanks for subbing and J.K.C. thanks for subbing.
Hello, hello, hello.
that's a big deal.
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subbing. Well, I'm Chris. Thanks
for subbing. Keith. Thanks for
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chainsaw man ending. I've been
waiting to hear your thoughts
all day. His Royal Thanks for
Locke, thanks for selling it.
I don't know anything about it.
Very cool man six first seven
Ortonite finally dwindling
I picked laying off 1,000 employees
You know, maybe someone wised up to them and playing their player count with bots, dude
they got fucking
It's like a TF2 server browser.
Holy fuck.
Can we get a fat react to the Reacher being the fuck out of that guy?
Wait, who's the Reacher?
Huge ogre man my boyfriend
Oh the TV show
Wait
Are you talking about that video where he beats the hell out of that guy like in his front yard?
I've actually seen that, why did he do that?
The neighbor was being a cock, yeah but what did he do?
Push him off of his bike.
Oh.
and then proceeds to rev his motorcycle into a neighbor's lawn.
Aeroblade and simple as-
Never push him off of his bike in front of his kids.
Are you allowed to beat someone up in that scenario?
I feel like you're not allowed to.
you. Legally, no, socially, yes. Yeah, that's the correct answer.
John smorgall and game lantern, they sure so.
It was brain of man for being on his bike and push him off like twice.
Do people really be triggered by motorcycles?
I mean, I will say, I think motorcycles are dumb as hell, man.
I think you're dumb as motherfucking hell.
I think they stupid. I think I think.
I
Hate them bitches
You drive a Tesla not true hasn't been true for a while I drive a truck a big manly truck
It's not a cyber truck banging Iran 420 laser so I
I
Find out today. I can raise the seat in my truck
So now I'm I'm tall
It's not a booster seat the chair just goes up
Yon G likes for something
But he's never put anything in the truck bed not true I gotta I gotta
plastic container of toys
or when I take my kid to the park
there's like a football in there dude
got motherfucking... what's it called?
neon circle
we got Lawn Dark because we wanted that for some reason
No, the circle like it's not even a toy. It's just like the glow in the dark thing.
Predator as truck
It's for for my kid so Z Connect. Thanks for seven hot glacier. Thanks for seven
As Billy ever ridden in the back I
I got a cover on the back, so no.
Also, I wouldn't let him anyway.
Doodle, thanks for subbing.
You want the VIN number?
I don't know what off the top of my head, I'm sorry.
That's an open AI showing that's AI video slot making platform Sora owned D-link thanks for seven
fmv games hardest hit
it's a good thing they made the jokers game before it was too late dude
doesn't epic firing a thousand people
You know say
Shrug tag you know say
Thoughts on gaben still fucking owning
I was just following the news and I was wondering why closing this
of Hormel Matters. Isn't it? Horm, Hormews? And why we care so much about
prepackaged deli meats? Thanks, man.
This guy said Hormole.
I'll see you next time.
As for deli meats.
I'm going to go back to the
CK coming back to ready or not
CK can't be CK in the current edition of ready or not
It's a game where you play as a cop and you save the world.
Mm-mm.
Did you get the boys to play with you?
I kind of want to play solo.
Kind of want to play solo.
I got a legendary wiki gotcha pulled the circumcision of Jesus.
Only a blue though, dude.
That is a dub though.
You're Mario Taco and Veldrag, thanks for sub-
You strut this one, it's wiggie gotcha, but all cards are video games.
Neat.
That's neat.
No streamer has no streamer friends dude at the streamer house might happen.
In a very weak salute at the start.
I'm sorry.
How was that? Was that corpulent enough for you, fella?
You cried tears of joy while saluting. Wait, what am I joyful about?
Give me something, give me something joyful, dude.
being American wait Sora's dead that's a good one actually
mm-hmm JV Patix for seven here's looking extra fluffy today my leech
I mean it's so is open AI right I haven't really followed this a I should I'm gonna be honest
who owns what, bros?
mmemmmemmmemmmemmme.
mmemmmemmmemmme.
it's world for tuberculosis day.
Yippee!
Uh, God, TV, buddy.
Brandon Alvey and Professor Cochran for so-
Uh, God, TV, buddy.
Retrocultics for 7
It technically isn't dead just the app.
Why are they getting rid of the app bros?
Was it too convenient?
Phones are a dying technology, right?
Dude, look, I would never advocate for this, of course.
However, what if, like, thousands of people all just spam-generated stuff on Sora or some
shade, do you know what I mean?
They did.
Rob, please, have you seen your hair when you took your head to the cam to shave it?
Mmmmm.
Oh, so many people care about the streamer's hair?
their hair sexuals.
Because I'm paying for the electricity to render his hair on my monitor.
Same three songs, dude. Hang on, chat. Hang on.
How about some bare force one, dude?
2.
2.
But, Gearhead, thanks for subbing-
3.
Win 3000 lower churrasterans and D2R.
4.
That ain't me.
5.
Elite Trace Oak?
6.
Thanks for subbing.
6.
something. DSP collab.
What's D2R?
Diablo II Reloaded.
Moon in DSP on 2K26.
I'll be his guest referee, dude.
What did you guys eat today?
dinner lunch cheese on it thanks for something at least says chat in my
ligma yeah you like my spaghetti a plate of spaghetti doom reaver likes for
seven noodles and chicken butter chicken hmm oh yeah
Pepperachini chicken sandwich. What the hell? Buffalo chicken wrap. El Classico. Making Aldi's steak right now.
Greetings my Swedish brother.
Anesthetic I do not. No.
It's got a preamp on it. A black coffee and a rare steak with salt. Now that is quirky and interesting. Tell me more.
Nummux, thanks for something. I'm going to highlight a comment and chat by Dejans who says, Savape I la Pina.
What?
Neuralink drops?
Wait, this is a YouTube story about a guy who uses Neuralink to speak because he has ALS.
I think that's cool.
and
until they shut it down
me when I'm talking to my terminally ill friend and then their neural link subscription runs out
Oops
Whoops, whoops
There's a black mirror episode about that really egg drop soup and sesame chicken
Did I rarely get good egg drop soup man, that's just always made bros. I'm gonna be honest
It's slop
That's just slob dude make it at home. It's easy. I bet it's way better at home
They're literally skull implants in real life transplants a real life that have a set expiration date
Is that so they don't malfunction
So they can be replaced
until I can brain dance as the guy who dated identical triplets miss me with neurolink.
Oh. Ginger salad with ginger house dressing. You got enough ginger on that shit, bitch?
I don't even know what that fucking brand is man. That's just so good.
Oh
Oh
Chelsea, thanks for something. Hello Mandy
Serif age six or something.
But you know what they I mean, I don't know if they do this.
So he's been to a Japanese steakhouse, right?
Were they like cook the the food and for an even ship?
My mouse is dying.
That fucking ginger sauce that they're
the ginger dressing that they put on.
Salads, you don't talk about dude?
That is ginger, right? That's just so good, bruh. That's just so good, bruh.
That's carrot and ginger.
Yes, Moon Moon, I have been to a Japanese steakhouse. I also own a Corvette and I discuss winery with my local friends.
I think that's a good point.
You know, that guy says that, but I, I, I've never been to a Japanese steakhouse until I became a streamer and I had money to do it. So.
It probably speaks the truth.
That's what he's implying. I know, but like,
I think a lot of people in chat probably have been to a Japanese steakhouse.
Dr. Quinn, medicine woman and as a guard, they're sort of a no vow.
New digs for something.
I have not my toenails remain unclipped.
Well, makes you think that the response to the fucking
Hibachi question for earlier, dude.
There was at least 10 people in chat.
Who are now going to have to check their fucking privilege, dude?
Dude, I gotta shave, man.
Holy moly.
Anunius, thanks for subbing.
You're gonna check my balls.
My balls, dude.
That's on Mo Salah leaving Liverpool at the end of the season.
Lads!
You've got to be fucking jostling me.
You have to be.
What's another fancy word for shaking?
You've got to be yanking me, bro.
You're having a bubble.
Bubble?
Are you throttling me?
You guys want to listen to Liberate the South by the NPK?
sounds ass dude hold on wait till the beat drops
Old white man thinks this is a beat.
This is the music of communist Vietnam.
Listen to some fancy tunes.
Hang on.
Greetings, everyone.
Well, yes, I have been to a Japanese steakhouse one time.
How could you tell?
Of course, I got the steak in lobster.
It's if you had to ask.
Yes, I do have a small penis rather tells about sushi with soy sauce.
I think if you eat it that way, you're a pussy.
That's all I've changed my stance.
I was opening wiki packs and I got the home birth card and it was extremely graphic.
You would get banned if you showed that.
Nah, probably not.
I was watching a really big streamer
do like a really cool sebbathon
and one of his friends dropped the F slur.
He didn't even get banned for one day, dude, it was crazy.
Yeah, what's her face gave birth on twitch, dude?
Dub.
Dub.
No.
Dub.
Circasic Brownie makes her submit.
W, baby!
W, baby!
Yo!
Da da da da da da da.
He's even playing a Tutzio's and Chan's and Grats.
GZ. On BB.
Here about the quadriplegic professional cornhole player who murdered a guy while driving today.
No.
He shot him.
Oh.
So I posted the birth clip in chat.
You know, I thought that would be more graphic.
Maybe you would get banned for the home birth wiki card.
Hmm.
You had a kid?
It was a C-section.
BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB!
BE BOMB BOMB!
Did I watch? I did!
I did!
I won't be doing that shit again!
ha ha ha ha
I mean maybe, I'll have...
Wanna thanks for subbin'?
I
You're gonna have a second me best decision of my life
Doesn't that shit hurt for like a couple of days
It's easy peasy kids hurt for 18 years in my kids paugers.
He's cool.
Pink bag, thanks for subbing.
Do my kid is coolie, 8.67, he thinks it's cringe.
Ampure viral, thanks for subbing.
you apologize to little Billy about his future hair line yet
dude I'll just tell him to shave it I'll do a you guys impression dude shave it
on shave it dude shave it you look so good
on shave it chunk chunk save it shave it chunk shave it chunk
Stop calling me chunk.
No.
Listen to your dad.
If I listened to everything my dad said.
Would not be good.
not be good. In fact, my dad's been wrong about most things. Actually, actually, most things.
The four wheels, six for seven.
From like
he's a nice, he's a nice man.
is nice man
that
that
that
that
that
that
that
No, he doesn't know he does not do I did I told you guys
One of my earliest clips
2016 overwatch I
Was playing at my parents house again my dad's in the living room watching TV
All right, we're talking like maybe 10 15 steps away from the room that I'm in. Okay. I hit a sick clip, dude
I get an email from MLG. They're like dude. We want to feature your clip on Twitter
OK, this is an awesome clip. We want to do it and no one noticed.
Because I used to use push talk because I was basically in like an open space, right?
But my dad, after I got slightly excited and a bit too loud for him.
Yells, shut the fuck up.
And like, you can like hear it start to get picked up in the mic, dude, so now.
No, he does not get to take credit for that.
is have so all these years later you still don't listen well if I had listened
then maybe it wouldn't have been a good clip
boom boom
That's on chainsaw man ending that'll read comics.
Spiritus, thanks for subbing, Toon and Fish, congratulations.
Dogmocracy, thanks for subbing.
Did I beat the Vietnam War game now?
There's a lot to do there and I don't feel like doing it in 40 FPS
when my character is sliding around on ice skates, I gotta be honest.
Go home, GI.
Your commanders have abandoned you, GI.
Take care, thanks for sub it.
Call me.
Everyone could be as violent as the main character from Vietnam war, huh?
Why did my hair do that?
Do what?
This?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not a lot of fun.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Bump time.
Thanks for seven.
I've actually played that.
It was okay.
And a ham pickled onion mayo sanded, the sand-o want a bite?
Uh, yeah, don't call it a sand-o though, guy jib.
Twizzbillix for sub-it.
The sand-o.
A sandwich.
What do you think about the US raising the enlisting age?
it's
it go on what was it raised to
42
Maybe I can just do a Donald Trump and have my uh and buy my way out of the draft.
You think they'll still let people do that?
Just break your own leg.
sounds painful.
Two milli for a golden visa you're good.
a Genshin sponsor? Alright. Do not. Guys, I gotta be able to afford the visa. Let's
be dodged the drafter cap
you're too old no they rate they raised the limit to 42
I'm only 22.
Google maximum age to be drafted.
Maximum age to be drafted.
Dude.
They raised it.
This isn't correct, dude.
raised the forced retirement age.
Just goes to show pose and introduce from Twitch show.
Epic Achilles for something 42 for voluntary enlistment.
You think all these like menace IRL streamers, maybe they can like
rage bait and mug the competition by like enlisting
when W.W.3 pops off, dude, that would do.
I would be so mad that they're farming all of that content, dude.
Holy fuck, man, that would be so ass.
Content King style.
Yup.
Yup, yup.
And I say hashtag go army.
Hey, I played America's Army growing up, dude.
The Notorious BIC, thanks for civil.
Well, I'm playing nutcracker music.
You guys didn't want to hear heads will roll again for the 20th time, 2,000th time.
I went to LSF today first clip is a guy beating his girlfriend on tiktok live
um a 30 30 second clip of forcing saying nothing
Excuses micro on display.
Else have his assets for 12-year-olds, but why?
It wasn't always like that.
What happened?
What happened? What happened? COVID? Yeah.
Yeah. I just news on Raw last night. When are you going to fight Roman Reigns dog?
to you. I show speed is a WWE baby face. To me, he's the guy who almost burned his parents
house down launching fireworks inside. That was Kai. Not first. No was not.
Still at his mom's house.
Margera firework alarm clock. What happened to Kaisenat anyway dude? I hope Kaisenat comes
back and does another mafia thon dude
i think we can probably get them to two million this time
called shin thanks for seven
addicted to reading now what a shame
What a shame.
So it makes 500k monthly and it hasn't been live in months.
Real?
Loan lock. Thanks for seven.
Retired because he reached this year's limit on how much Twitch can pay him.
He said on a podcast.
Dude, I got to be honest, man,
Fortnite and the and motherfuckers like that ruined my favorite thing straight up.
What do you do with that much money even?
Swimming it.
Brandy Brands, first of all, you actually should make your own platform.
I'm going to tell you right now if there was ever a platform that said, hey, no IRL streaming.
I probably hop on that show, I'm going to be honest.
Rumble is like that.
Sure.
Sure it is.
I'm not going to do that.
You get ban free arrow on installing
against the rules on the website. You know what I'm saying? Like it used to be on Twitch.
The real red havoc, thanks for subbing.
Did it really? Yeah, there's like a maximum amount of time.
You could go before showing a game on screen. I forget what it is or was.
Was it 10 minutes? I feel like it's like 10, 15 or like 5 minutes. It was around there. It was around there.
City in Dalaran was just chatting. Yep.
Yep, uh,
play a game you hypocritical bitch.
I'm going to ask your mom how short it is.
She said very short.
She, are you sure she was talking about the right finger?
This is my longest one.
Dude, it's a matter of perspective, okay?
On your screen, I'm like this big.
fingers.
chorizo fingies. Alright man. Don't. Don't call me Tardo boy, man. Cosnithics for seven.
Oh, Tardo boy. Oh, Tardo boy. Oh, I miss red. I miss red.
Your fingers look like Indian ginger roots.
you
Why am I throwing up gang signs? F-U-C-K-Y-O-U. I forgot to do B, actually.
I, T, C, H, wait, H, wait, I forgot.
Learn how to tell deaf people to fuck off?
No, I learned the alphabet.
And then I used that to tell people I knew to fuck off.
Come on, palm fingers up, B, oh yeah, B, I, T, C.
Wait, what's H?
Oh.
B, I, T, C, H.
Yeah, if we can do that.
A, B, C, D, E.
Provisional light this pre-roll? Granted, soldier.
My deference told me the actual sign for bitch.
Oh wow, there's like a dictionary website for ASL.
Bitch in ASL meaning pejorative slang slash informal and unkind or unpleasant woman, a difficult or unpleasant situation or thing.
Oh, there's like a video.
There's no sound.
There is a video button or volume button on the video, it's just crossed out.
Why can I not turn this on?
Dude, and this is bastard right here.
That's cool.
Bitch.
Bastard.
Check it out, watch this.
Check this out, middle finger.
Dude!
Look at the sign for bullshit.
Rockhorns gesture fist index pinky extended.
It's like, yes!
Oh, no, it's like...
Look at the sign for abortion.
Oh, God.
You
Damn dude
Are we just chatting right now and now I'm gonna go pee and get some Joe and then we're gonna get back out there
On the beat and punish some methods for smoking meth
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Thank you.
you
Hey fellas.
Sorry to fix my toupee.
More like no pay.
Shut up Ludwig, ban a bait, beat, oven.
a buzz I'll kill you
That is hard guys okay, I can't hit continue
Guys, I can't click beneath them.
I don't know.
Hmm?
The semi-controller.
I just tried using it.
Wait.
I can't click OBS either.
I think explorers fucked up, man.
Hmm.
Erm, guys?
Weird.
guards play a song I literally can't click on like most of the things on my
computer hang on
I had to restart Explorer.
Weird.
Hmm.
Hmm, am I at the restart mic of Qt?
bro
I can't click on like a bunch of shit on my computer
Well now I can
Research for a task manager, I did
Okay, let's try again, shall we?
And before modifier keys pressed down, I couldn't click on OBS and nothing else.
Before I restart Explorer, I can talk, look at OBS.
Weird.
Weird, weird, weird.
Yeah.
I'm thinking I'm back.
Where's the fucking firing range?
Salute the flag. Which one? This one?
Or this one?
Or this one?
I'm afraid to alt-tab.
I did it.
Mommy?
Oh yeah, we're switching to a shotgun, that's right.
Oh yeah, John Law, evil.
I want...
Hmmmmmmm...
Which one's the coolest?
This one looks cool.
It's like tan.
I don't want fucking scope.
I don't wanna muzzle.
I will get a muzzle though.
Laser pointer.
Flashlight.
Alright.
Let's go test it out.
Reloading.
Now we hold that bitch sideways.
Wait, how do I activate the laser sight if I have a flashlight on?
Hold to change the laser.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
Me when I see your cooking mess
We failed the math mission I think right
ready up
is it possible to go in with just one cop by the way
I want to go in with one other guy so it's like me and my partner dude you know what
Come in.
Do-do-do.
Right now we got two.
That'll have to do.
Eventually they'll quit.
These guys are in therapy.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah, they've seen some shit.
Click the question marks.
No, that's me hiring new people.
Cleo likes Percevus
So it's gonna be me. Wait, hold on. Who we got?
We got Andre. Oh, we're right. We got right in Davis, dude
Let's rock
Let us land thanks for seven kind of game is this anyway. Oh, you know, it's like
Well the fuck did these guys come from?
Who are you guys?
This is talk suspect have taken refuge in the area and our refusing to cooperate move in remember your ROE and secure the area
I'm heading tab it's not going away
Weird all right here's the plan
There is no plan
We're going around the side boys.
Is that where my gun's actually gonna shoot, where the laser is right now, cause I'm strapping?
Look at this!
I'm here!
BREACH!
What does that work?
get this shit tired of
what the fuck was that
Guys who's shooting come on guys
Is everything okay out there?
I'm pulling out the iron
and proceed with mission.
Guys, I blow up a gas van.
I'm gonna see that shit for the rest of my-
Hey!
Get down on your knees!
Stay away from me!
Get down on your knees!
That's the fighting of the weather!
Police! Down on the ground! Hands on your head!
Police! Get down!
Down on your goddamn hands up!
Now!
Everything's gonna be okay.
Reloading!
Okay, move.
I'll go stay safe.
The fuck was that?
Why did you do that?
You didn't have to do this.
We good boys?
How do you how do you breach with a shotgun?
Yeah, we fuckin' capped that bitch.
I need the breaching shotgun.
Does the breaching shotgun double as a killing shotgun as well?
Hmm.
Get a little jumpy, boys.
I've seen some shit.
Is my guy really short?
You guys watch the main entryway.
I'm going to need a...
I'm going to need a red team.
All right, breach it.
All right, great, get a waste of fucking...
We are reporting. Confirming evidence secured.
Wasting a fucking flashbang, dude.
Hand your head! Get out!
L.S.P.T. Don't move! Hands up!
Now get ready!
Now fucking wait! You better walk the other way!
Shut the fuck up!
Put the knife down! You put the knife on the ground!
Shit!
Dude.
There's another here.
Hey, where's my boys?
Someone's coming to get us, right?
Where's Red Thief?
Uh, actually, wait there, boys.
I'll take the spooky attic.
Alone.
Where are you, Med Head?
reveal thyself
look up
yeah that's a roof
yeah that's a roof
All right.
Oh, we forgot the fucking taser.
I'm about to get shot in the head.
Where did my bullets go?
I shoot 20 of them at one time.
That's why we're gonna taser now.
Hmm
Hmm
Unbelievable
Unbelievable
You got the blicky on you so quick. Yeah, man. You smoke like fucking three bowls of meth man. How do I could be with that?
You can't
All right, we got some resigners boys
Maybe we should take care of our cops
we got no cops I got no cops which one of these is the breaching chalk done
hmm reaching is a tool oh
Maybe we go, we go with an SMG and then get the breaching shotgun?
I mean, it was kind of cool what happened to that person when I shot them with the shotgun.
Like their face got blown off.
That was pretty cool.
I like that actually, uh, that was, that was base.
Long tactical, okay, mirror gun.
ideal for combat. Tactical shield. We'll get the breach shotgun. And then we are
going to grab a taser. Blocks a door from opening. No. I wonder how many uses of the
Caesar we have. I don't even know how to equip that bitch if I'm being honest. You get heavier
armor? Yeah, but we got shot in the head. Two single-fire weapons not optimal. Shows what you know.
I don't even know how to use this.
Do you put on a bulletproof helmet and mask?
Dude, don't worry about it.
That was just a Neuralink trial run, dude.
the real run. And again, Shit Talker leaks first of it. At Moon Moon Turkish hair transplant.
Uh, probably not, no. Who are you guys? You actually play this like an old man? I've
Played for like two hours, bro.
Element, this is talk.
Suspects have taken refuge in the area and are refusing to cooperate.
Go move in.
Remember your use of force and security area.
There's a lot of controls, dude.
Yeah.
what is this this is my taser right here
but I never use the wand to check doors I don't have one hope this helps check it
with the one doing it
opening on the right
looking good sir
all good here
get the door and move in moving up
get down to the floor right get down on your knees
you stop laughing
French
don't be here don't for days
He's coming! I'm giving up!
You need to relax.
Diem!
Doctor Elements, proceed with your mission.
Hey, we saved that guy with the shotgun. That was pretty cool.
No officer's dead. What about me, bro?
Have I passed a mission yet? Yeah, I've beaten several missions. I got a-rank out of all of them, dude.
I'm epic. Wait, my guys returned to duty.
Alright, we can't let them down, fellas.
Decrease overall stress gain of your team.
Wait, do we have a negotiator?
No.
Alright.
Okay.
It's freaking go time.
You're up, boys.
Alright.
Okay, it's freaking go time.
Gear up, boys.
All those attempts were trial runs.
Didn't I get a trade? Aren't I like a breacher or some shit?
IR lasers are only visible using NVG.
I'm a jobber.
Yeah, this is a job. A job that desperately needs doing.
here
let's roll
start back to taking refuge in an area and are refusing to cooperate
you guys chill or what???
What do you guys think about checking the front door?
Activate.
Front door spotted.
All teams, stack up on it.
I didn't ask you to open the door, I told you to stand there.
Alright, here we go.
Wait, I'm gonna try something, I'm gonna try something.
No...
How do I tell them...
Oh, I see what's happening.
Fuckin' breach.
How do I make them move it clear?
I
Arrest that man
We actually
Yeah walk in that bitch.
Mama Mia.
What is that beep?
Who are you?
What the?
Anyone home?
I'm sorry.
Move in, clear the room. Ready.
Talk to lead. Camp certified.
That's just the way that it is.
save it
save it
let's go
go to the number 1
freeze!
I got guns
what the hell are these?
happy pants?
there
We're gonna go upstairs
Let me steal those hands get down on your knees
I'm scared
Shit!
Fuck!
Police! Get down on the ground!
Get out of my hands!
Get out of my ass!
I'll set it down.
Get out of my ass.
Is he okay?
Nah.
Nah, he ain't okay.
He's the opposite of okay.
Dead.
I'll save it.
Is there a zero? I think there's another one.
I'll save it.
Police! Down on the ground!
Leave the dock. The dock's located.
Toc to entry, team. Secure it and keep going.
I
Forgot we need two suspects at least alive
Well?
Freeze!
Oh, fuck it. We gotta get here.
Somebody grab!
I'm gonna be there!
Please!
Don't pertain, boys. Cover me.
Hey, you good?
Get in the ground now!
We're not too old for this.
We're not too old for this.
We're not too old.
Get the ground now!
NOOOOO!
NOOOOO!
Dark Air, proceed with mission.
Shit!
We have suspect down here, you 10k south.
You're blocking my shot, you fuck!
I don't think she's dead, fellas.
Ah, she dead.
I'm not gonna lie guys, I gotta chop pretty bad into arm.
You're coming with me, criminal scum.
Bucket breach.
No one tied this dead guy up.
Wait, we can't.
Maybe if there are two disfigured, you can't.
No arm.
Oh yeah.
Pick up the base, fellows. Come on.
I'll bring up the rear fills.
We don't have two suspects, guys.
How do I tell if my tazer or the ammo?
Does this only have two charges?
oh
I heard another voice up here.
I
Every team this is talk tag them and keep moving. No smoke that guy
Oh, I sure am glad I called for back
I got a fucking fuck.
Cat, do it now!
Cat on the ground!
No!
Who did you hit?
Who did you hit?
Who did you hit?
I won't give you any promise, boss.
That's right.
You're cat behind your back.
Who did you hit?
Who did you hit?
Who did you hit?
Who did you hit?
Who did you hit?
Who did you hit?
Who did you hit?
Keep going.
Fucking pussy.
Ooh, we're all...
Yeah, maybe you shouldn't be cooking meth.
You leave all meth with us.
Oh my god!
Did you guys get everything?
Yeah, it's a fucking math lab, dude.
Idiot.
There was another guy I think normally I'm right about this kind of thing
of
you got lucky, Bunk.
I
Think I gave trouble if I tased her right here
Fuck away from me. I've got nothing. Just don't fucking shoot me.
Where's my team?
I'm going to get you for our safety.
Fuck it. Let me go. I have to do this.
I don't have much support on me. I've got you in custody.
Doctor entry team. Continue mission.
Can you at least let me go?
Supermatic killed.
This is Tox. Coroner standing by.
Let me uh, let me go ahead and restrain that guy I've shot in the head four times.
I
Know I get the context to do open maybe
You guys having a good day
I wonder how much ammo I have on the breaching shotgun.
Yeah, we're playing laser tag.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, laser tag.
I wish I could tell them to shut up.
Check's objectives?
Alright, we got our two suspects.
Alright boys, listen up. We got one more building to check.
Follow me.
Form of...
Form of...
Well, as Harry forced.
Which animal do I have with us?
What's going on back here?
Dude, what do you think this beat's called?
We're getting over here.
Well, undeniable.
of
the
the
It's coming over here.
Now here, sir.
Come on.
Let's take out.
How come I'm the only guy who got shot?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Elements, talk.
Suspect down. Nothing wounded.
Talk to lead.
Changing man!
Medical assistance is standing by.
I cannot fucking see.
Wait.
This did not help.
Dynamic movement. Move and clear.
We got the last guy well I'm not a revolver that was
That's a shriveling a gun to the left.
Nothing's going anywhere.
What up, Torres?
You chilling, dog?
Hey, we're gonna rescue the civilians.
What's the purpose of the math tunnels for these guys, you think?
Oh, it's a tunnel to oh my
You're going away for a long time.
What did I miss?
I marked the child.
I think it automatically does it, though.
I mean, it looks like there's bullets in there, dude.
Ah, I remember this hallway. This is where we killed those guys.
Heh heh heh heh. Good times.
Now where was the child?
Get it down, folks. Roll in for debrief.
Yep, first prime, baby.
We got an A for... Ah, you can change the default Z commands and settings. Okay.
stress why why or what have you didn't even do anything man pussy is I'm gonna
execute a civilian I didn't execute anyone everyone I executed was a criminal
What up park
There's a guy in there
You and your team can reliably kick down doors with just one kick yeah, we got a kicker dude
Veteran
Uh, Intimidator?
And Negotiator.
Alright, get the hell out of here.
Do I have to order them to get therapy or will they just do it?
What up fuckers?
Alright, go to therapy.
I can only send three people?
What's up meth scum?
This guy's in spinning distance.
rain to inform you that uh police wire is facing an overflowing of holding so sit
uh
hey i know you i know you i just arrested you
Wait, is this the chief?
Why don't you get out there and do something?
Why does he get a bodyguard?
I'm kind of lost, I might have lost.
Where the fuck am I?
Bernie's a minimap?
No, I need to be able to get across the way here.
I wonder if we can just walk out.
Alright.
Intercontinental Railroad.
Las Tuenos first train station.
Gold was found.
Railway and station was expanded.
Terrible train crash.
Museum.
Alright man.
Who fucking cares, dude?
Police officers are not above the law.
Alright, where are we going now?
The spider!
Intel assets from an intercepted unknown data center contain the location of the owner operating in one of the poorest neighborhoods, the Rose.
SWAT have been deployed to serve as a search warrant on the Bricksley talent time
To assist with the investigations into an illicit pornography ring
Around the clock all week weekends are busiest times we could have kids in there
Oh god remember to watch your mouth. Everything is being recorded all the time
I'm going to spam F on him and if he doesn't get down I'm going to blow his fucking brains
out
That ain't stinking as right now not upset at all in shaving a coconut
We're gamma right here
Time reporting suspect taking refuge in the area and our refusing to cooperate move in remember your ROE
and secure the area let's check the fucking man it's time of year man super
wet and super humid wait how do I check his photo all right everybody ready to
oh
this guy looks like he runs a militia and like in Russia
Sir, take a step back. Back it up.
Hey, man, I'm trying to tell you something.
Whatever you have to say, you can say further away.
Oh, what?
Sir, take a step back. Back it up.
Hey, man, I'm trying to tell you something.
Whatever you have to say, you can say further away from me. What's up?
I've been on this block for years, man.
Don't talk to me like I'm some kind of fucking dope.
It's my shit.
This is my shit.
You best come correct.
Sir, calm down.
What did you want to tell me?
It's fat motherfucker, man.
He is women of all kinds stepping into this joint all day.
Kids too, mostly.
I had a phone out of college a long time ago.
Right.
Is that it?
You came over here to tell me women and kids are entering a crummy talent agency?
That ain't it.
Buster.
Buster?
There's more to it.
There's Sunday, I've seen these men show up on all kinds of shit.
I doubt it, but I'm getting strapped.
I've seen them at it this morning.
They still in there, and dumb motherfuckers out here making all this noise, getting the
whoever's in that real fucking fancy give you a warning man if you're setting up
the end of this place that had a whole fucking military thanks for the warning
pal I'll take it to the chief right away maybe you can get a medal or something
maybe we can get a medal for you and all your buddies here you got a small
I'm out.
So, please help me, boy.
Good.
Combin' her with an asshole, huh?
Oh, I gotta check the map.
Am I here?
I think so.
Pizzeria!
Green beans!
Extra!
Shopping is cheaper than therapy.
You can't say you're sovereign if you can't feed yourself.
True.
So true, Bestie.
You got some dicks? Nice.
I don't fucking care!
Police, I'm moving in!
Police!
I'm doing it!
I'm doing it!
Hands on your head!
I'm doing it!
I'm doing it!
Hands up and put your hands up!
I'm doing it!
Put your hands up!
Why?
Why?
Okay, just don't move me up.
We're straining.
I'm getting ready.
I did.
I called myself.
We're gonna get you to safety.
Stay with me.
I'm getting ready.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
the
I'm thinking we need uh, we need to arrest some DPEG.
Stealth next time? Yeah. Oh god.
Um, fellas?
Here's better armor.
Shut up, pussy.
Wait, can I access my loadout from anywhere?
John Cop architect of Los Suenos Union station
It's not for protection. It's for cosplay. Yeah, I'm cosplaying as
An afghanistan war veteran dude. I think I'm doing a pretty good job
We need a mother freaking so what is pdw stand for pistol dw
Personal defense weapon oh
10 millimeter auto everything else is 9 millimeter this is 45 acp
hmmm 10 millimeter goaded yeah but it's outdated didn't you guys see what kind of gun or scope
I wish I could quickly see what these look like
WSP3?
FBI literally stopped using 10 millimeter because the recoil was too powerful.
Oh, so they got weaker than...
Let's do Microgot.
Laser pointer, flashlights...
Combat grip. Side angle grip. Let's do combat grip. And let's get some armor-piercing
bullet I don't know what you guys use it but you guys are in crisis huh don't
worry I've got more cops
Okay, we gotta hire someone.
Saves the life of an officer and can pass it during a mission.
Yeah, I think we're gonna need that, boys.
Uh, also, I forgot to change their guns.
Hang on.
I mean, I don't think you can really do stealth, can you?
maybe I don't think you can do stealth
do solo stealth pussy what I'm saying first of all I don't know how to only
take myself because it makes other cops spawn with me
You're under a lot of pressure. Remember to take care of yourself. Not just the work, but at home too.
Blah blah blah. Blee blee blee blee blee blee blee blee blee blee blee blee blee blee blee blee.
Only you can? No, I-I could.
Men in the state spawn?
On you.
Go down
Negotiation to failed and suspect of tug-in entry team go win ready provide support
It's down to keep your hands up
Hold that shit sideways
reporting trailers on the way
of
the
The state. You should go. Who is the person?
The third.
Trailer is notified.
Evidence and security.
Police open up.
Just a toilet, sir. Just a toilet.
I wonder how many bullets I have in this.
Sit there in the rain, get pneumonia, die.
We're gonna secure the perimeter first.
The perimeter secure.
Welp.
Move on!
Get down!
Put your hands up!
Come out with your hands down!
No!
Come out now!
I'll get the room.
For police, if you've heard.
You're very important.
We're going to beat them to death, kid.
Here we go.
Come on!
Get out of here!
Please, this is tough.
Move on.
Jeffrey's dream?
Hands on your head!
Now!
Can I kick with broken legs?
How are you not dead?
What are we looking for?
It peaked at the perfect time, dude.
I tried to duck.
When you crouch on this game you go down 0.5 inches by the way. Oh, this guy got a in cap. What the hell?
He stream sniped you 100% finally someone who agrees, dude
Now I'm leave officer Phillips call 4724 officer Phillips 4724
Um guys, not looking so pog champ for the boys.
Hmm, boom, boom.
If you can see 0.5 inches by eye, we need you in the lab.
Bro.
All right, everybody ready to roll
So if you guys haven't been told yet CID finally received the decrypted metadata from those marked mind job drives that we seized a week or so ago
The data from the images on the drives corroborates information our guys have put together. Oh
Where's my iPad talking to me?
Tell me this isn't 0.5 inch. Whoa
It's more than 0.5 inches. I'll give it up. Literally, Tim Allen, thanks for subbing.
I'm not lemurin' J.A.S. Chip. Who buy boofers? It says I'm goopin', I'm goopin'!
I wear a Pepe, it's 20 hermit, thanks for subbin'. I'm goopin'!
They all lean Crotchka further, but you can't move.
Yeah.
Lead, this is talk. Negotiations have failed and suspect is dug in. Entry team, no one ready.
Alright boys, we got a simple objective. Get in, kill a bunch of homeless people, get out.
I think they know we're here. Good luck.
I
Get a mess
We're going around.
You have to pistol that bug.
Dude, I'm gonna pistol that bug!
Hands up
We're here. Trailer's on the way.
Doctor, we're ready.
Doctor entry team, notifying trailers.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
Maybe you shouldn't be selling her here. I should kill you right now, you fucking scumbag.
You're going in the piss pile.
Oh, I know.
I've been fucking shot.
Element.
No.
I've been fucking shot.
I've been fucking shot.
Elements.
No.
Move in. Clear the room. Ready.
Racing!
All the way left.
Get him light out.
Contact is down!
Fuck!
Stop whining, man!
Fall in!
Fall in!
Was that one of you guys?
Any audio from the game that's a bit loud muffles your microphone voice to just say that's actively lowering your microphone even going back up and something to look into?
Thank you for the paragraph. It's just my microphone. It does it when I yell.
Where are my bullets?!
You can hear him die. I shot him. Wait, I apprehended the dude.
four out of seven shots there. How about you? How about you shut up? I want to check out
the other scopes. Be careful. Be careful. Be careful. No scope. It's not you yelling
as legit the game sounded anything louder or muffled your voice and it goes back to normal.
clip please please my mic is the problem close I would simply their
So point me reading paragraphs from this guy who just clip it and then post it dude. It's that simple and then I can listen to it
Chat clip it
Try an AR
Yeah, but it's not
Freaking realistic, dude. Wait, how do I change my load after me?
I semi believe in you this guy is voting against me by the way
Get freaking no scopes
I mean this one's pretty sweet. I like this one. I will give you a club give me a second.
Thanks, bro.
This was also good.
What about the ricochet in here, dude?
Yield ricochet, aim pro.
You're not supposed to shoot into other lanes, man. That's dangerous. Don't fucking care.
Summer comes after six, seven, uh, that is a classic.
Here's a clip of your voice getting quiet.
Officer Frazier, please call extension 4342.
Officer Frazier, 4342.
Why is it doing that?
I am yelling.
Yeah, I was yelling at both of them.
Apologize to both, to that guy now.
Okay, so I mean, if you guys had been listening, you would have heard me say, yeah, it does
Because I get loud it has nothing to do with the game and then in the clip that I just clicked
Was me yelling and then it getting choked out by my microphone and having nothing to do with the game
You know what I mean?
So I was right is what I'm saying
And I deserve an apology actually now that I think about it bitch
Actually, I deserve an appalled.
Um, actually, I deserve an appalled.
It would seem that your synopsis was incorrect.
to the uh conclusion that we have reached usually i deserve a hold yeah the door is up
Suspects are taking refuge in the area and are refusing to cooperate move in remember your use of
support and secure the area get down
you
breach
drop the weapon and put the hand on your hands
.
Yes you will Rookie.
Zip the bomb bag.
Hey this door is open too.
You will bag it Rook.
Another beautiful day in Lake California, eh, bud?
What the fuck is that noise?
Oh, they're yelling at each other.
Nice.
We're here.
Get down on your knees, Hands Up!
Freeze!
Move the attack up.
No, no, no, no, no!
Stay away from me, I don't even stand up!
We've got to get out of here!
Doctor, release him, don't kill him!
I won't let him!
Hands up, do it, we've got to get out of here!
I can't take you any more!
Okay!
It's like I've been in debt!
Please, you don't fucking move!
Release him!
Get out of here, I don't want to!
Put your hands up!
Run, we'll get out of here!
Do it now!
He's wallbanging me!
Hands in the air!
of
the
one
of
the
one
of
the
He died doing the splits.
Hey, we lose our cop?
Now we will.
I'm going to get him now!
I'm going to get him now!
I'm looking for evidence.
I'm looking for evidence.
I hope it's going good in there, boys. I'm looking for evidence.
A lot of gun. I want you to.
How come the women in this level don't try killing me, guys?
for you back elements this is talk continue with objectives
ain't that the fucking truth you bitch
hey
you good the fuck Jesus
I understand. What's the matter?
Andrew Tumblehawk, we have a civilian in custody and you're ready for transport.
Hands on your head! Now!
Target, trailer's headbound.
Leave my car alone!
Justice Lana doesn't care about your dog.
Roger. Everything's going to be okay.
I'm trying to kick in these doors, yeah I know man, alright, we've been shot many times.
I
Fallen
I'll come to my area.
Security secure.
Entry team, this is Tom.
Trailer's incoming.
Proceed with caution.
Evidence secured.
The all-new Vanilla Star Bar.
It's galactic.
I'm gonna check my ipad
We got George
I heard someone yelling that sounded like they had a gun.
Am I a bounty hunter no I'm a state-enforced murderer
nothing just Windex boys
all right
I
Please this is talk
Talk to lead send them our way
I'll bag it. That's right you little bitch. I got it. There you go. I have an answer here.
Take anything. Checking iPad. I'll get it. Provide support on you. On my six.
Man, I saw you pointing the gun. Wait, you shot at me. I got shot at me.
Let me get the road.
Get the fuck!
Get the fuck!
Get a match up.
Hi.
Good job.
Holy shit!
We got you!
I got to help you for our safety.
I'm starting to talk.
I'm building a security.
Talk to every team.
Trailer's ready.
Wait, what happened to the people that left out here?
Wait, maybe that was in the past universe?
9 minutes, I bet you guys can't do a faster than that.
How did you get S-Rite just like not killing anyone?
Really no one dies?
You're wrong that it was loud and you were yelling too?
It's just your mic at this point?
Yeah I know.
Smirks.
It would appear the chatter has admitted defeat.
Permitting me now to an apology from all of you.
You got friggin' smoked.
Fuck you, no.
Hmm.
All of you are agreeing to not apologize, despite me being correct.
I am revoking your privileges to apologies from me in the future.
The former USIA analyst has a warrant for his arrest over the suspected murder of five police officers in Makate County, Great Lauder.
Uh, uh, uh, Greater Los Suenos. Is this a Chris Dorner mission?
Yeah? Holy fuck. You know, we've been talking about Chris Dorner a lot, dude.
All right boys listen up. We all heard about the shooting down in the Mckayt station.
We've got three officers fighting for their lives and three of them have already lost theirs.
So sad.
We have something else too. We've got the name and probable location to some of the bitchy business.
We've also got the pleasure of being the ones who get together.
So Dan?
What we know about the events here today is that Gerard Scott set up an ambush by lighting a car on fireman in the Mckayt station.
station. He lay in wink, and when the police arrived, he opened fire on them with a rifle.
Scott then fled the scene in an RV. A member of the public who was near Brian was shooting
starting at the license plate, which we traced to a compound up on Salt and Slow. Scott's
details come into the accountants. We don't know much about this guy. He used to work
for the USIA in an office-based role. He has no family, no friends, and apparently no
known acquaintances. He wasn't even known to us until today, but another man we work with,
no motive, no history of law enforcement, only knows that this guy likes to keep to
himself. He's already shown he's not afraid to shoot a cop, so I doubt he's going to
welcome us open arms. Be careful up there. I do not want to be responsible for the chapter
showing up on anyone else's wife's door today. I understand that emotions are going to be
high, but we do not know what we are walking into. I want us to be swift and sensitive.
He's showing us serious firepower and we need to be ready for anything.
He's old.
So we triggered him, and that makes him a very dangerous individual.
Now, Gera, report back to your element leaders in the garage of Five Knotts.
15, 22, 12, 13.
15, 12, 13, go ahead.
The moment we're back, we've got to be due for change of location.
Prospect is at large, location alive.
Get in contact with the lab.
This son of a bitches going down.
Let's ride.
I'm gonna make him pay for shooting up my friends.
Dark Walter and Origin Faxix for 7th.
Him is only $25 right now, would you recommend?
This game's cool, actually. This game's kind of freaking hecky-coolie, dude.
Do I want to be a cop now? Yeah, I'm thinking about quitting streaming to become a police officer.
After playing this.
there possibly staff
remember your use of force and secure the area
you're in my way sir
officer down
Dr. Lee notifying trailers
Where did you go?
Well, they're hanging out
I should have brought me rifle boys
I don't know if they got that guy or not, I don't think I saw any of my guys shoot.
This is the kind of place you just blow up.
Ain't that the fucking truth?
Always listen.
Always watch.
all
well surely the back doors and trap red fellas
He he he he
Ehhhhhhhhh
All teams, use the mirror, check for targets
You gonna move?
Red team, mirror for suspects
No problem
Blue, mirror it
Got the wand
Wand's ready
Several openings
Looks like a trap
All clear
Are we surrounded?
We got something here, wired
Oh, both of them are trapped, eh? What do we do?
There's an option to disable.
trapless. You think they have the classic shotgun and door trap?
Wait, this place is kind of cool. It's like a little clubhouse.
Oh, I killed him!
Wait, how do I re- I can't restart?
So, we chill?
That me? Wait, who shot you?
Okay, so the guy we're looking for...
...is in the ghillie suit.
He's dead? Oh, I know.
Classic.
I just wanted to peep around before restarting.
It was on my side? Wait, really?
I think we found the best way in oh they didn't die holy shit wait only wait did it
block people behind me too
um guys
wait
You guys chill?
We got a lot of people in therapy right now.
Or dying.
Dude, let's go get, let's go corner of the door, Nerdy.
Ready up.
Hmm.
Hmm. Okay. So each time these missions start, they're like different. So I wonder if we're
gonna get shot at as soon as we step out. I also wonder if the guy... I think the guy
You shot at us rain inside
Behind you
Exercise extreme caution suspects are barricaded and may have planted traps across the premises watch your step
You know how fucked up would it be if there are traps outside?
Coming in here with non-lethal guns, uh...
Why? Because the guy we're here for, we're not allowed to kill him.
Disangling.
trap here clear
this table that we're handling now
stay won't go on i think we still want stay on me i'm with you
Hold on.
Tays are out.
He was there last time.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Yikes!
You looked at that right at the bomb.
Yeah, I'm looking, but mentally I'm not looking for a trap on the inside, right?
We gotta hire someone. How about some, uh, breaching? Breach!
Man, we're chewing through cops. It's a good thing that there's a lot of clerks out there.
I'm shooting down on the couch.
Shut the hell up.
Wait, I can, like, crouch down with the old lean? What the hell?
Age got risen to 42 today?
Yeah, 42 is the age that you can enlist voluntarily.
And that is not the draft age.
I'm with you let's run this is talk negotiation failed suspects are well barricaded and
impossibly dead traps stay alert move in remember your support and secure the
area
helicopter
Dodge charger
Red check it with the one
Blue mirror for suspects. No problem. It was ready
When I just set the house on fire like isn't that what they did
Wait, it's not traps.
Oh, also not traps.
I see the wire now
the
the
the
the
the
He better not just kill himself.
He died!
Is there a way to tell him to hold their fire?
Maybe I have to give them all non-lethal weapons?
How do we do this?
All right, come on boys. Flash nades and stingers. Oh, yeah, we could do that.
I was going to try and sneak up on them and hit them with the taserino.
No, taserino in the chat arena.
of
of
of
I like what you can, report to talk for debrief.
Ava, no one died though, dude.
No one died, we'll just come back, dude. Easy peasy.
Aw.
Aw.
Angels, prayer, thanks for seven.
I was addicted to meth when you shoot me too.
No, man, uh, I'm not a real cop.
I'm not a real cop, dude.
Let's peep our arsenal real quick.
In Philly, they've literally dropped bombs on gang houses.
Yeah, I know about the move house.
Um...
Chargers can be used to blow open locked doors starting those on the other side
CS gas so those guys are actually wearing gas masks. I know this
So we'll just go with yield flash bang you I think we're good
All officers have suffered emotional stress as a result.
Fucking pussies.
Boom. Swap them out.
Maybe I should fucking fire them.
Alright boys, listen up. We all heard about the shooting down at the McCabe Station.
We've got three officers flying for their lives and three have already lost their lives.
Did you know that flashbangs don't actually blind IRL?
The bang is what they're useful for.
Really?
No, they lied.
I
With you know they lied
Why they got
trapped in multiple areas on site. Make entry. Exercise extreme caution.
That's the song Boom by POD is about. Ooh, POD. I love POD. We are, we are.
Hey, hold on.
This is all live.
All live.
Sus?
Falling behind me.
One, two, six.
Red.
Mirror for suspects.
No problem.
I'll watch the door.
I
All right, all right all right all right all right all right all right all right now ladies
Got multiple things here looks like a trap
Is able that trapped assembly
Yeah
It's on
All right now wait here. You do nothing
All right.
Hey.
Slash me, looks at the bottom of doors now.
Slash me looks at the bottom of doors now.
The same way now.
Let's go.
Mama Mia.
I don't know what the fuck's going on, so I'm just going to go to the left and go to the right.
I don't know what the fuck's going on, so I'm just going to go to the left and go to the right.
this is hella squeaky, dude
trap detected
watch my back, disarming
Where did this guy die?
Down there.
Dude, I know you're ready, man.
You fucking killed that guy.
I think.
Don't you fucking move!
What happened to me?
What happened to me?
Doc, we have a suspect in custody.
That's Richard. This is Tom. We are ready for him.
Elements will talk. Suspect is down. The question turns.
Doc here. Notifying orders.
I got it.
Doug, it's eliminated.
what is that? Armor unlocked.
Do you TLDR for me please?
So basically, humanity was destroyed by highly advanced AI in this game.
Hey, why am I out here?
What up, Clark?
We were forced to move underground,
we periodically come to the surface to like scavenge for supplies but the
surface is like crawling with like these deadly robots they're powered by AI
do you know what I'm saying let's get the fucking intel dude the Ides of March
Oh, we can choose our entryway.
I could not do that in any other one.
The group calling themselves the left behind are taking matters into their own hands by
attempting to kill a politician responsible for a budget cut proposal to the audience
for a VAMC in Los Suenos.
What?
What?
What the fuck do I care?
reports indicate it came from a building south of the park early details say
there are several suspects hold up on the 12th floor we don't have much work with
but we do know that the senators received a few threats in recent weeks
from a veterans group who were unhappy with the decision to cut VA hospital
funding a bill the senator heavily supported the senator is no longer on
site and uniforms have already cordoned off Memorial Park I want us to hit that
building and flush out whoever is up there. I know you can do jobs like this in your sleep,
but I can't stress how badly we need this dealt with quickly and cleanly. We've already cleared
the building to the 12th floor. Now it's up to us to go in there and search every apartment that has
a view of the park, however marginal. I want guys on the roof and everywhere in between. Keep in
contact and for God's sake communicate with one another as you go. I won't have anything falling
through the cracks on this one. Any questions? What's the status of a senator?
Last update was that he's alive, but there we go. They got him good. Now there's no
time for sitting around. The building's plans are being uploaded as we speak.
Familiarize yourselves with them before we head out. Alright, time for questions.
Anybody got anything burning they need clearing up? Great. Now gear up and report
back to your element leaders in the garage in five minutes stay safe out there there's a lot of
objectives in this one what the heck need map it's just a picture of the fucking map in the building
uh
these guys guns one tap you wait really
Let's check out the armor traits, see what that does.
Improves both your own as well as your team's armor.
Wait, that's pretty nice.
Riot shield? Wait, good idea.
Burn out, man out.
But I need my Breach shotgun.
Not really.
So what's the fucking difference between tactical shield and a this one nothing
This one looks cooler IML
HRT injects estrogen. Oh
What do we want for a sidearm here
Surely we shouldn't take the Magnum. This thing got like no bullets.
One doesn't say police so you can turn your body cam off.
But this fire's in full auto.
5-7.
Suffers from worse handling than some other designs.
I mean the 5-7 looks so cool, guys.
Can we be...
Can I be a TBH for one moment?
Uh, we probably want a laser.
Now we need a flashlight, actually.
slash light oh all 1911's cooler now this is for boomers chunk 1911 is for
for chunks. How do I equip my shield?
Session toggle button to switch between laser and light.
Yeeeaahhh.
Damn, that should reload quick, bruh.
Goddamn!
Well, I'm taking the silencer off this big.
Wait, how come I'm able to hold the shield out here?
Needs a loudener.
Customized character with tactical shield. Okay?
I also can't take it off unless I'm down there
How many dogs have I shot so far in this game, I think one
I don't make you feel I mean it was kind of cringe honestly
It wasn't like the cool kind of dog that could like hold a gun
So it was kind of unsporting a little bit
Increased accuracy with a suppressor
What the fuck
Yeah, but it looks so much cooler without it guys, let's be honest. I might take the scope off to you fellas. I'm being TBH
I'm gonna do that. Oh
That guy looks so stupid
You
Now we're talking, sleek, looking like a phone without a phone case, dude.
Dangerous.
What the?
What was this, dude?
I had a middle mouse.
I had a middle mouse.
I had a middle mouse.
I had a middle mouse.
I had a middle mouse.
What the...
Who's this dude?
I had middle mouse.
That's the command-let?
Oh, right, right.
Put your hands up!
All right
BLEEEE
hands up now stop threatening the uh button please
above
one two three four five six seven eight nine
one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven
twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen
eighteen nineteen twenty
Neat.
That grouping?
What's wrong with this with the shield?
That's okay.
How do I replace this?
I guess we just go to a different lane.
Yeah, how about my spread now, B?
How about my spread now, B?
How about my spread now, B?
Now we're gonna get in the chest, okay?
Where I swear to God I was aiming right here, why are my bullets in the up here?
Make it make sense.
My optic is tuned to a certain distance, so what you're saying is we go to iron sights.
It's called zeroing and iron sights have it too.
Can you actually zero your guns in this game?
Question mark?
Get fucking no scopes!
The site is fine.
Don't listen to that stupid person.
Hell no.
I want to use the iron site.
Look at this fancy ass iron site on it, dude.
I can't remember where I could go over there.
Alright, we'll see how good we can keep it in the center here.
Hey, we only missed three bullets though, that's nice.
Alright, here we go.
That counts.
That counts, by the way.
I'm on a bullet's...
Kirk shot.
Alright.
Dude.
You taking a change of layout right next to the range?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
What do you even do?
I think I get it.
You're really gonna love it.
Google Texas Heart Shop.
Bro, everyone knows Texas isn't real.
Yep
Can we see your spray control in the full auto Glock
I'm gonna change your guns
Is our guard here I got a pee remember it never hurts to talk to one another
Look at the fucking this don't know it's looking cool. No, it's looking hella clean isn't aren't and don't they guard
Don't these donuts look hella clean?
It's gonna smoke it inside, bro.
You're not looking too short.
You need to talk.
Yes, be lord.
So fresh and so clean clean, I need to go pee in my toilet.
I'll be right back.
I
Wait can't pause for that I guess man
AHH! WHAT THE FOOL, JESUS!
Is that a monkey?
Yeah.
Yeah, he was pink.
How?
We have to, like, flip it.
I
I am brought forth, and right now, off-wind, you need me to prepare you not into a squabble.
The undead offend, as if the path you have fallen on fleets.
I can't really hear you right now.
What are you thinking about?
What happened to Tyler?
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
I'm dead.
How did I have a kid?
Played RuneScape for a month?
The RuneScape's a way better MMO than World of Warcraft could ever possibly be in every
single way.
Including 3d environments, why'd you go fucking walk outside if you give a shit about 3d environments bro, why'd you guys go walking in your yard or some shit, loser?
Huh?
Oh that's cool man that is fucking cool I think it's entirely congruent but that's
That's okay, guys.
Cool.
He has a wild car, man.
He has a wild car, man.
He walked up and died in the same spot three times in a row.
Lyrl fucking monkey, dude.
No one knows what he's gonna do.
It could literally be a monkey on the keyboard smashing him right in the fucking...
AHH!
What did I say, dog?
Watch our speedrunners handler.
What would I go do as speedrunner about how to handle a woman?
of
the
the
the
the
It's totally like that.
Wait, it's coming back.
Oh my god.
I'm out of here.
Run, Billy.
Uh
You had your chance
Let's go
I
Join the nine hour in the approach heading to the left
How do you stream? I'm nervous just 11,000 people?
Um
I don't know
He's done it for a long time
I'm shaking don't shake it bro for a nice up and down
Don't shake you want to lack is the rooting for you to win not me dog. So just so we're fully aware
Oh, yes, all right get nervous I change my mind
When you are one up in the match
All right, that's a block have a nice drive here on this that's how that's I have so many views and hell no that is not
They all want to see this
Where am I taking this?
Hey, what?
Well, guess I fucking lose then
Saw homicide. He was threatening my life. It was self-defense.
All right, we get clear of this apartment building, boys. I'll take point. Don't worry.
I think I'm going to be able to
Why are those guys typing pep w
I'm a hot Johnson makes for ship
was last time you played OW last night last night actually I was playing overwatch
My 10 year old 6v6 FPS game from time to time
We're not thanks for seven
All right Clark Torez Clark and Clark
I believe this guy.
guys why is that blood undulating like the T virus blood
stand back holy shit
got multiple openings here.
safe no traps.
Oh shit.
I'm invincible.
I'm invincible.
I thought my gun didn't kill that guy.
I'm invincible!
Now I'm invisible?
No, my body still exists.
It's just, uh, you know, we went to heaven because that's where all cops go.
And I'm hanging out with the boys in blue.
Hey, blue, nothing's for...
Why the fuck did I start out here again?
Is this Waco Sim?
They didn't breach Waco, they just set it on fire dude.
So no.
Am I VTuber?
Yeah.
Did you guys think, was it good?
You're not looking too sharp need to talk
Did you guys think is that good
Is that good
No way this is trapped right negotiations have failed suspects are well barricaded and have possibly set traps
Stay alert move in remember your use of force and secure the area
No way this is crap right clear
Take, secure.
Got it back, here we go.
Good work, boys, good work.
Get down on your knees!
What are you aiming at?
Deceiving that weapon.
Yeah, we should be checking for traps, probably.
guys what if there are other kinds of traps
I
Let's see me loud I am
Pango down.
Damn, this is a fucking assault rifle.
He'd shut up.
I'm starting to secure.
Alright.
Hands up now!
Drop to your knees!
I have to cut you for our safety.
Yeah!
Shuck!
Signaling is secured.
Entretin, this is talk.
Trailer's notified.
Ow!
Can't open that.
Move to my front.
On my way.
Alright.
I'm going to go.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
On my way. On me. On your six.
Oops.
Fall in. Diamond.
On my six. I got you.
Wait. Fall in. Wait.
Watch the corner. You got no one.
Here's my character in my hands.
Unlocked.
Oh no. I'm dying.
What the heck?
I don't think you know what I'm talking about.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
The man of bestow plays
Use flashes bro I got two man I got two I don't even think a flash there would have been good because if I told them to do it I would have had to do it at the door and that guy was like in the other room behind something
Well, keybinds are used for leaning.
I'm holding alt and holding air ding.
It's hard.
It's tweaking hard, dude.
Oh, we gotta hire some cops.
We had some deaths on the uh...
On the force...
Reacher!
We're never gonna have cops who get to keep their skills because they keep dying in the
meat grinder of hell.
Bind left lane to E and then right lane to Q?
Wait that's so smart actually, what the hell?
I've just been like holding it in my keyboard like in a really fucking weird way.
J-Rotix for Subbot?
Tarkov style?
Clear.
Talk to lead. Negotiations have failed. Suspects are well barricaded and have possibly set traps.
Stay alert. Move in. Remember your use of force and secure the area.
What the hell did I just do? Uh-oh.
Okay. I know what I did.
Nice try, bitch.
Wait, they're just breathing?
Why you can't be lazy you're gonna peak every corner, man
I'm gonna do a quick little manual peak real quick
Have I succeeded once tonight?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We have a moment of silence for our fallen hero
It's a good thing the force cloned us so many times.
I'm back in action.
You just aboard this as meat shields on them first?
I want to protect them though so they level up and stuff, dude.
I want to be the hero.
I want this guy to realize his dreams of becoming a nutritionist.
in just a minute.
Jack's door.
Contracts have failed.
Suspects are well barricaded and have possibly dead tracks.
Stay alert.
Move in.
Remember your use of port and security area.
It seems like they can't be in this like first room right here.
I
Dude, this would be a lot easier if we were, uh, to my officers died.
It would be a lot easier if we were just like a professional kill squad.
Maybe that's how I should treat it, dude.
Not even trying to like protect the, or like to spare life, dude.
We just become the kill squad, dude.
with the gun instantly shoot well let's hire some new guys shall we
Uh, nutritionist, finally.
Wait.
No, we're good, we're good.
This is fucking hard, dude.
These guys kill you instantly.
You need to hire Alan.
Dude, Tora's resigned man.
Tora's always a fucking bitch, bro.
Cake fork takes your stuff, but Tora's a fucking pussy, dude.
At what point does the government start giving you inmates
and death row instead of officers?
Bro, all of these guys didn't graduate high school, bro.
Suspective dug in and may have planted traps move with extreme caution third time it doesn't dog
I'm so fucking scared switching the full auto
Dude, dude imagine trying to do this on Iron Man hard, bro.
That's crazy.
Failed to report it down, officer.
Bro, I got better shit to do, like, die.
Holy fuck, you've done it?
Was it hard?
You moaned like a nerd?
Oh, that was me dying and moaning.
Ohhhh.
Burr, Ben?
Yes?
Dude talking Ben but he's a cop?
Talking Ben but he's a cop?
Check this shit out dude.
You ready?
Ho ho ho!
Is your guy ever get therapy or is your squad only?
Nah, my guy's a psychopath, like in RimWorld.
You know, the ponds that have the psychopath trade need,
he doesn't need therapy.
Ho ho ho!
No!
Bang!
No.
No.
Non-lethal?
No.
No.
Yep.
Guys, I got bad news.
I'm going shield-o mode.
Dude, go here!
Dude, go here!
What?
Whoa!
Move over there!
Move in.
Good kill.
Good kill, Taurus.
Elemental talk.
Suspect is breathing but unconscious.
Talk to us, routine.
Gleed house and we'll take them out.
Intrude in the talk.
Suspect is incapacitated.
Talk to Lee stabilize them and we'll stand in these
Likely fucking stories
All right
Alright boys, listen up.
I'm gonna need someone to put a mirror under that door stand.
Hey, Perm.
Hey, Perm.
Well, that's not all good.
all good.
I'm gonna need you to just arm that buddy.
Who's that USA-painting out of his mouth, that's so cool.
He loves this country.
It's a big guy.
This guy didn't have a gun.
Minus one flashbang, we got one left, boys.
We're starting to secure the air element. This is talk great work keep going
Should it delete our side stay here do not get in our way
Right here this guy is menacing us
Where is my team?
I ordered them to search that room.
What are they doing?
Where are they?
Hello?
Is this them to follow you?
They should be securing the room!
How is there a guy right there?
I don't understand.
Team Uvalde? Yeah, do these guys go back to the fucking fire escape or what, dude?
What was that message?
You're not prompting them good enough. Yeah, we gotta we gotta do with more finesse dude. This is a user error
Also, I need to assume that no matter what even if I have issued an order for them to secure a place
It is never safe ever
And that there might just be an enemy around a corner that should have been checked by five different people including myself ten seconds ago
Got it
District Octics for some of them
Gonna come in and chat from Poopmore says I'm gay. Nice.
Does your character have a Punisher skull tattoo?
He's got one on the back of his neck so that when the boys are hidden from behind they can see the salute.
Okay.
All teams, mirror for suspects, gunner.
Red.
Wanted.
Mirror ready.
I can't let go.
Open it on the left.
None. We're good.
One on contact.
Wait.
Did I not order you to also mirror this one?
Globalist agenda at play.
I'm going to kill you.
Follow behind me.
Move in.
Bang the rooms down here.
Leave now!
Back!
Hands up that floor!
Now!
Flash him.
You move.
Throw him in the gut.
Throw him in the gut.
Throw him in the gut.
You're not open that fucking door, I swear to God.
Holy fuck.
I'm hearing some footsteps and I don't think they're my boys.
Oh my-
Please, Mr. Doc, mission failed.
We don't have control of the situation.
Fall back.
Dude, I have four guys standing there.
The guy who killed me is standing in the open, dog.
And like, I just looked at my last remaining cop
who did not get mowed down.
He did not shoot that guy, bro.
He literally didn't, he just didn't shoot him.
Why?
Interesting you have a worse unit, right?
Okay, question.
If I'm standing here and this guy is standing right here and he has a gun and he has killed
two of my friends, should I shoot him?
Or do I need to be told to shoot it?
What do you think?
How we doing on the roster?
Not good, not good.
Yeah, it's very dumb without being told what to do.
Okay, so when we get in game, I'm gonna look for the context menu that says shoot this
guy.
find it then I'm gonna have to call you a moron. Flynn D, thanks for subbing. Got it?
Yeah, got it?
I have to sub him to kill mode?
Go over there.
I just ordered them. I just ordered them guys.
I told them to cover, take cover, potentially. Or maybe even cover me. Any of those should have made them move, right?
I got the nastiest fucking hang right now, holy shit.
I
Don't want boy
I
Talk reporting trailers standing by
Wait, I can hit space bar and I think it's making me move faster.
It is, but nothing is changing.
Alright boys.
I don't trust these guys. I'm gonna be honest.
Oh
here
this guy died like a bitch, man
it.
Check it with one. Got it. Oh,
oh, no. He died dabbing. He died
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I'll have to get out of here.
Good to go.
We need evidence to cure it.
Dark Gear.
Notifying trailers.
Check it with the mirror.
Ten-four.
I got the mirror.
Open it on the right.
dead nice nowhere safe don't forget
Truly a magnificent death.
I think we're good in here.
He died, man.
You imagine if there's a guy hiding in there.
Fucking Lee, Officer Lee and Officer Lee.
Dead.
Mirror for contacts. No problem.
We need to talk.
Contact down.
Talk to entry D.
Tag him and keep moving.
We're gonna hit the roll.
Several openings.
It's clean.
Dude, I can hear...
Brother, I can hear them talking.
I can hear them talking.
Keep the door clear with Flatshack.
Knock it down!
opening on the right opening a better
guys that's the same fucking room didn't mean to get study the map to you
Hehehehe
Come on man, we got re- we got research! We got research! We got a do!
Get a grip!
Holds my shith sideways
friendly player what would I hit okay guys listen oh no
All right boys, let's eschette it.
Get the door and move it into position.
Down on the ground now!
Hey, close the door.
Smart.
Now let's start objective failed, federal's coming to take over.
Can the uh, can the visor and the shield break?
Is that what's happening when like the bullet holes disappear?
I just assumed the game was like wiping them clean so it was like continued to be useful.
Okay.
I don't think I take the shield.
I mean the shield's kind of useful.
Oh god.
I think we just play better.
I don't think we rely on not dying to bullets.
Bro, they were using a windshield wiper.
No, I just assumed like after enough decals gathered up on it, like they just
kind of like wiped it or whatever.
Well, at least I got you.
He's training to be a nutritionist.
We got to look at our arsenal here.
We need something that's ideal for going room to room.
Ben?
Yeah, we're going heavy armor, dude, for sure.
Full.
full. I'm about to move slow AF, man. I'm about to move slow AF, man. Can I get a better
helmet? Yeah, I'm in a fat role, dude. We are also going to use iconic pump action found
and policers are across the world um gas-powered combat shotgun i want to use this one
hmm no scope
Nice.
So I think these guys are...
They're using armor.
No.
Pretty sure they are.
So let's go all slug, dude.
Yeah, uh, maybe we use a different pistola.
Hmm, no.
Headwear helmet only.
Ballistic mask.
More modern white NVG effect with slight blue tint.
Okay, okay, looking good dude looking good your helmet doesn't match, but that's okay
Okay, um...
Locks a door from opening.
Hmm.
But the shield away?
We're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're
we're going to we're going to budget our
supremely useful
I know it's people now I'm gonna get to
you pick them up after you drop them
I assume so maybe not
and for this we will use
There's debris shotgun.
Sure.
Alright.
Now?
I mean, Bidness.
John-la-27 on the case.
John-la-27 on the case.
John-la-27 on the case.
John-la-27 on the case.
All right now I mean business John law 27 on the case
Anyone ever shot it back on with one arm
Yeah, me too. Me too. Yeah, it sucked. Your third arm.
That's a nose hair trimmer recently for the first time.
I think if there's ever like...
If there's ever an indicator that you're getting old, it's having to use the nose hair trimmer
I think
Okay
get down now
uh pocket
keep the door through the latch
keep it down
get down and put your hands up
entry team to talk
suspect down requesting 10
please, this is talk
We need the handcuff.
Who the fuck is shooting?
I'll get him ready.
Civilian restraint.
Down with the goddamn knees!
Now, let it down!
Our message.
What is the point of the fucking laser gun?
Federal units on route to assume command.
Slugs, by the way.
So for slugs, when they're slugs, it's literally just like there's no spread on the bullet trip.
Hmm.
One big bullet.
Damn, I must have missed them, dude.
Say with your squad Rambo, uh, I was going for the hot flank while they cleared the route,
dude.
That was tack- that's tactic cool.
I was going for the hot flank of route.
Go back to buck shot.
They call me the Sun Siu of killing militia members.
Laser is synced to a specific distance, bro, ya gotta know.
Croc, what did that fucking moron in chat mean by that comment?
Tivin, thanks for sub-
Lacer also zeroed
Brock, what did that mouth breather mean by uh...
Uh, you gotta know.
Oh, you can turn the... oh, what?
Oh, you can turn the boat on.
What the hell?
One hit.
One hit ready.
I saw one in the river.
This is all a fish!
I'll do it here.
Mere for suspects.
Got the one.
Got some openings.
Look out!
You guys go back there. I'm holding the nastiest angle right now
Or how do we watch this shit
How do I
Welcome to the breach of the fucking disaster.
Don't worry boys, I got this.
We're taking no survivors, boys.
This is talk medical assistance
Talk to entry team proceed with your mission
Gold search of the community area
Come on! Come on!
What the fuck?
Hey, secure this guy. What the hell?
What?
I guess I can cut me loose so I can help.
Oh, we've lost our moth.
Okay, perimeter clear.
I think.
Yeah, no.
No, we're good. We're clear.
Dude, I'm gonna fucking kill you, dog.
John Love.
Securing the perimeter.
Oh, I'm not recording. Mission failed. We no longer have control of the situation. Fall back.
Nice Secure.
We did it. We did order Gold Team to secure that room by the way. We left that shit rock for like a minute and a half.
Unfortunately, I'm the only person trained in opening doors and then stepping on traps.
You're not patient enough for this game?
First of all, go fuck yourself.
One, two.
That was a door to a room I'd already been in, so.
So, mentally, I'm like, okay, you know, I told my boys to secure the room.
It's probably safe.
It's just the side door I'm gonna cut across.
No, dog, there was a trap there.
There's a fucking trap there.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hell no!
There's a trap and it's gonna fucking kill your ass!
Please lean around corners I beg.
Okay, here's what we're going to do.
Um.
Takes deep breath.
makes first of it two officers quit good we don't need them
dr. element negotiations have failed suspects are well barricaded and if
possibly dead traps stay alert move in remember you use the force and secure the
area. That's mean. That is mean stuff. I'm not moving.
I
Mean shot the fuck
Talk here clean house and we'll take them out
I
Did Jill
Matter of clear boys
we have a problem
ah yeah
this is talk
great work entry team
keep it up
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
Little bitch.
I want to hit him so bad. Oh, hey
You know what I want
Hey man, what's up?
Now.
Thank you, thank you.
Dude, I see-
He barrel-stuffed me. Is that what that is?
Dude, I even hit F to like melee him. I know that's not the melee button, but I wonder what happens if you melee in that situation with B.
Hi-ya-ya-ya. How come he can shoot when he's that close to me?
He was hiding in the fridge? Wait, really?
Officer Michaels, please go to the desk.
Heavy armor for a whole team?
Wait, do I have to manually put it on everyone?
This lady's in crisis.
Well, instead of therapy, how about we just get a new guy?
Yeah, that sounds awesome.
You can make presets?
Oh...
Hmmmm...
Wait.
How do I actually edit their shit?
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Loadout?
Self?
Here we go.
Why don't I just give them what I'm wearing?
No, that won't do.
Okay.
These mofuckas got assault rifles.
And AP.
Rather this one does.
Ummm...
Heavy?
Elmit?
this is probably okay
heavy man's
uh...
neat
uh...
now we should
change their
Is it even worth it to have a Breach Shock on an NPC?
I don't think they use them.
I mean, I guess we can have them use them.
Actually, I'm not sure what I would have instead.
Like this.
Ben?
Yes?
No.
Ho ho ho.
Bang.
What if everyone had deegs?
No, no primary, just the magnum, dude.
Bang.
Yes?
No.
Oh, we could start from over here too.
I kind of want to start from over here, if I'm being honest.
Oh.
No. Oh, we could start from over here too.
I kind of want to start from over here, if I'm being honest.
Ready up, boys.
We have one in each color of shield.
The shield guy will walk in first to block shots.
All right, we'll do that then. Next time.
Dude, that's so freaking smart.
Now, if only I could get them to shoot people who are trying to kill us.
Can't draw in snare hooks.
Thanks for something.
Snorriks!
Hey guys, remember the song, River Side?
Let me go down.
Talk reporting.
Suspects are no longer cooperating, and they may have planted traps on the premises.
Move with extreme caution.
Is that my basics for sale?
Okay.
Alright, here we go.
Target spotted
Tell this bitch to turn that
I used the wedge and it auto switched back to my pistol but then I hit two again to switch
back to my pistol and they started doing some fucking CS go look at his gunship I
think I was checking the mag Mike still dampens moon moon screaming yeah and
it's always going to fucking do that because guess what it's preferable to
the peeking
It's not wait, really?
Why do you suck so bad at this game?
I don't know, man.
It's just.
It's just so hard, you know, so easy.
new mic sucks ass i miss old screaming moon all right we'll go back to old mic
no kindly fuck off
all right torres all right clark that guy
I was gonna trap in multiple areas on site make entry exercise extreme caution
I did that right there.
You're playing this like COD?
Oh my god, listen up dude.
I'm actually about to 1 a million percent
eviscerate your tiny little penis cock.
Go pop me a go, dude.
All right.
Your fat ass has been larping and ready or not
for four years because you can't make the actual
lowest of the bar PT requirements
to being an actual fucking cop in real life.
Okay.
So you've been sitting in your dark little basement
playing like this.
Moving your camera like an E3 spectator!
Reap into the levels at 45 minutes per run!
You know that uh...
What's it called?
Fucking...
That gip of the guy who's like nah, it's not what I would have did
Nah, it's not what I would have did
The video not a gift?
Um, actually that's a video not a gift.
Let's see you by the way.
Call it.
All my six.
Um, actually that's not a...
Um, actually, that's not a...
That's not a gift, that's a video.
Am I using Freelink?
Okay, I'm gonna shut...
This is the kind of stupidity that I have to deal with on a daily basis, alright?
This chatter understands that there's a difference between regular leaning and Freelink.
Okay.
Now, Twitch Chat, I'm going to show you what free-leaning looks like.
I'm going to show you what the regular lean looks like first, okay?
That's it. Okay? This is it.
You understand? Now, I'm going to show you what free-leaning looks like. Okay? You ready?
You understand?
Okay, so someone knows that there are two different kinds of lean in the game
And they have seen me leaning in the game
But they if they know that there are two different kinds of leans then they know
How drastically different each one is so why would that person at me with are you using freely?
ask yourself that
Oh, wait a minute.
I'm gonna get him.
Get him, mate.
I'm gonna let this bitch...
On the way.
Mirrored.
On it.
One, three.
Follow me to the left.
Speak. No charge.
Clear.
Move, move, move!
Got it!
Why did you yell at some more, brother?
Why does your shotgun barrel look like a penis?
It's the penis model.
It's the one with the penis barrel.
Does he think he's going past them 40 minutes a level?
Dude, we actually crit that guy trap by the way.
Hey man, go to the gym.
Get in the treble, buddy.
You'll make VTX.
Hey, y'all!
I'm sorry, man.
Sorry, man.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry, man.
I don't care.
I need my medicine, please!
Hmm.
I'm feeling a trap behind this door he keeps peeking doors and not checking for traps
I'm quarters all maxing right now
Dude, I'm literally looking down by the way. I don't know man
I'm literally doing this every time
Oh
We blew this guy in here great work keep going
Um, fellows?
I'm literally cornered now.
Fuck, you were right!
I didn't see it!
Why, he was right!
The tenor was right!
He was right!
Well played.
I didn't see it!
We would have lived if we had someone check the door.
Also, there was no reason for us to go in that door anyway.
We had already been in that room.
It's owned by SWATWeb.
That's not the exact close-quarters technique I would have used to clear that particular
bathroom.
We're going to call them sweeps.
Actually, that's not the correct caliber of gun to use on that guy when you're using
body armor.
Also, I prefer the mirror gun for the purposes of clearing the residential stairwell on the
the 13th floor of this particular building.
If you consider closing your eyes when you open doors,
if there's a trap, I'm still gonna blow up.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
So it's hollow points on pistol, by the way.
Um.
Yeah, cause I'm gonna shoot in the head with the pistol.
We've lost contact with the suspect and a reason to believe they may have placed multiple
traps throughout the premises.
Watch.
Exorcise extreme caution.
Watch.
You ready for this shit?
All teams check it with the wand, keep the mirror, check the timer, and mirror for contacts.
On it!
Fuck this place!
Wand is ready to fucking wire us.
No one back.
Fuck you!
Opening on the right.
Safe.
No traps.
Looks good.
Move!
Doing it.
Oh
Why aren't they doing it? Oh
Oh, it's trapped. Oops. Sorry, I wasn't listening. Oops.
Diff's armed the trap.
Hey, Billy.
Hey, Billy too.
Wait, he didn't actually disarm.
Is this guy stupid?
I ordered him to do it.
So primitive.
minds. Who's that even work on?
Who the fuck do you just shoot?
I'm going for the hot flag.
Here. Dems notified.
Come in.
Multiple entrances.
Have we used our wedges yet?
Yeah. Of course. Six. One, two, six.
Wait, that wasn't open before.
Yeah, we gotta change our bullet caliber.
You can't hit every headshot, boys.
You know what I mean?
15 seconds after the flashbang.
Dude, we were just fucking...
We were reconvening with the boys, make sure they're okay.
They're kind of stressed out, I don't know why.
Maybe it's because we've sent
10 different teams to this particular mission.
You should probably stop using the bullets that are designed to stop
in flesh against armored enemies at Moon Moon.
Hmm.
This is good death. Kind of mind muted.
Damn, I'm muted.
What you got on this bitch right here?
Nah, you're good.
They won't run, ammo.
Put some optics on your shotgun.
Let's roll out for the very first time
Alright, we've got a roll. This just came in. There have been multiple calls coming in of an incident over in Bresa Cove Memorial Park
An assassination attempt on Senator Cornelius Fremont.
Cornelius Fremont? What a fucking name, dude.
You keep should talking all the advice you get but so far you basically followed every
single one after reading it also that one quarters ago that guy actually create you
have moon.
Okay, I see what you're doing.
No, you're right.
Dark Gear, you're expected to dug in, and may have planted traps.
Move with extreme caution.
Dark Gear, there's like death.
Dark Gear, mission objective failed. Roll in.
Amidst these wrong?
I have gold! I've only ever admitted I'm rolling yellow!
I don't want to be the man that will kill us, huh?
You'll be the one that will make me the man that will kill us.
Dude, literally the guy who was like, he's peaking in.
He's peaking in, not like, like, like, check it for traps.
Of course, I'm actually, and then I made fun of him.
And then I tripped a mine after doing the method I said was working.
Proving it was not working.
And I said, that chatter was right.
That chatter was right.
I got owned.
I got owned.
Now instead of being mean to the guy who just added me
I have cleansed myself of all negative energy just now
At Moon Moon use hollow point tracers I will say that the at Moon Moon guys tonight bro
Listen man, call your parents. Like we always say here on the Moon Moon Super Show, they are required to love you by law.
Okay?
And if you need attention that bad, you should probably call them. They will be forced to talk to you for at least 10 minutes.
Or did Erius think she was up it?
You and she are think she was up it?
She's speaking, directly to me.
Jacks?
Freeze!
Freeze!
Hey, where the bad man at?
I can't fucking see those fucking drake
Go the hotachi
I
Gotta queue up their commands
I'll see that
Fall in, fall in.
What? I didn't say...
Wait, what? I didn't order them to do anything!
Move in here, my friend.
Go in again!
Open the ground!
Put your hands up and get on the ground!
I need more!
Police!
Get down!
Go!
Leave me alone!
Hey!
Go on!
Nothing!
What's going on?
That's the guy I shot.
Right there.
I shot him in the chest.
I'm glad he's okay.
Get in the air.
Move it into handcuffs.
Stay on the ground.
Don't get off.
One restraint. Complight.
Leads. Talk.
Surprise spawn.
Talk to element.
Continue with object.
Element to talk.
Talk to entry team.
Trailer incoming.
We're talking knowledge.
This door's open.
Try it again, bitch. Barrel stuff me again.
Barrel stuff me again, bitch.
I
Fuck you!
Shoot me like I'm around, huh?
Shoot me!
Fuck!
You're such a shit!
You're dead!
They're under on their way.
I don't think so.
There's the way, dude.
You can't!
Trailing shots? Yeah.
We should have done that.
And that's not what I would have did. Me personally is a, I'm, I'm, I consider myself a bit of a milsim aficionado.
It's not what I would have did at all.
I would have waited for backup.
Gamer dude, thanks for subbing.
For sure. That was definitely a backup moment.
Anxious and stressed. He'll be okay. He'll be alright.
That's not what I would have did.
No, no, no.
Hmm.
What is this location supposed to be in real life?
You got a crouch to reduce at Moon Moon?
Okay.
Earth.
Earth. Yeah, I know it's LA.
We're just what, like calories?
You want me to do squats?
I don't think I killed that guy. What'd I do?
see you in action
maybe
bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh
dude it's not fair they could see me in the live show
I'm going!
Alright fellas listen, it's not good for me right now.
It's not good for me, it's not good for me.
But there's a way.
Fellows, they'll ever get shot 20 times point blank.
It's on that trap. It's army.
It's army.
Okay.
Boom.
Gold.
All right, we're gonna do this.
My team.
Now, how do I tell them to execute the... cute commands?
Did I even cue it?
Hold on.
You see?
Hmm...
Old shift. Breach? Kick? Clear.
Oh, I was- I wasn't completing the, uh...
Oh, yeah.
3, 2, 1, GO!
I'm dying.
We're trained here.
on the move. Move. Move there.
That's right.
What's up, bitch? Chill, man. Chill.
Suspects
Is anything Billy? Yeah
Roger Wilco
Wait what?
What did I tell you to do?
Oh yeah.
AHHHHH!
Secured. Good to go. Evidence good to go.
Where did this dude go?
You're locked in there now, bitch.
Oh my.
Now
Yeah sure up this door
I'm good if you are okay, I fucked up and I forgot to queue red team's entry
Yeah, um...
Are you faking it?
Don't be a faker now.
Don't be a faker.
He was in the bathroom!
No one likes a faker Billy!
No, follow me.
No, follow me.
What you guys are supposed to clear the middle room. What are you doing here?
What up boys
Wait wait
Yes. Okay. Okay. Hold on.
Hold.
You know, it's kind of a shame I can't make them kick open the trap door. I think that'll be really
funny how come you guys didn't do what I told you hello I didn't hear him say it
was trapped dude well that I mean that dude it's actually so fucked up my faith
than them is so low that I assumed they like their AI fucked up and not that
they had stopped because there was a trap
oh man
oh my
blaming the AI now what I was doing the opposite hello wait wait
Hold on. How do you actually extrapolate me blaming the AIS as like what I just said?
Insane cope. Holy fuck, dude
Doors open by pushing the center of the door after you crack it, okay
Do you know that when you lower your torso and lower body onto a chair, that's when you
begin sitting?
I was in a chainsaw there, I can't remember though.
Hmm.
I've got to pee.
Trying to figure a moon day, dude, you like it.
You will not succeed.
I have an iron will right now.
I refuse to get mad.
My cortisol is zero.
I'll be back.
Just kidding!
Oh
Wait, she's a half-elf
Wait, what happened to her ears? Has she always had pointy ears? I did not even notice
Well fought beast
You remind me of home
Now you will see the other creatures
I'm with you come
BOOM!
War is bad.
Yeah.
mandatory military service.
That's bad too.
Racism?
That's bad as shit.
Carvation?
World hunger?
That shit is fucking terrible.
This shit is terrible.
Mobile games?
Damn.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm not a post guy or a milk man.
Or if you're a guy telling everyone that you love your wife,
and you tell everyone that all the other guys are dumb
for thinking that they're penises,
and then, you know, you go out of town
and you're putting your peepee into various women
and into various women.
So, actually, you are doing the exact opposite
of what you are saying because you want to see...
Radio guy!
In the eyes of other people.
interesting thing also why do most people want to be seen as a good guy with a good life a good
wife come on just admit it you're an asshole you're very junk food-eating, whore mongering,
not wiping your ass after a crap taking ass and it and girls you are whores
in the same way as we do even more dirty or just admit it we are 50 animals this is every
I don't remember this!
It's my leg.
I
I'll get you for that.
Oh man!
Alright.
I want to see if you guys can ship some trampolies save.
I
Get out of my way!
Get out of my way!
Get out of my way!
Get out of my way!
Run, run, run.
Reloading!
Oh, they quit.
They know it's a trap.
You can't just take those!
What are you doing?
I got your shirt, I got your shirt.
Please tell me you can open the door.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Well maybe we don't have to have him do it.
If I had command of all of my units in that garrison, we'd fucking smash these guys in
the field, though.
and
Pim, pim pim, pim pim.
Heh.
Bitch.
just rip major ass everybody
oh she's drifting in it boy god damn
One, two, one, go, go.
All right.
Okay.
I think we need like a motivational speech, I think.
Okay.
So I'm gonna put on some cop music.
And then I'm gonna talk myself up, okay?
You are powerful.
You are deadly.
You are gay.
Okay.
You have type 1 diabetes.
Dumbass typed in pig music and hit play.
No I typed in pig step.
I knew exactly what song I wanted.
Spinley thanks for 7.
More longer, thanks for selling it.
Let's freakin' rock a rune, dude.
You have qualified immunity... for now.
Atroject, Mrs. Todd.
We've lost contact with the suspect, and in reason I believe they may have placed a hope
that won't drag us around the premises and inside the extreme caution.
That was an authorizing of the gun!
Stop fucking resisting!
Dude, IRL? That's how I got one up blasted that dude, by the way.
There we go.
Oh, I want to change the context menu.
How do I remove this binding?
Um, Interaction?
Interact Yelp for compliance, bbbbbb teamwork.
SWAT command interface, C.
Yes.
Equipment.
Drop Chemlight.
Hmm, we'll do...
J.
Okay.
Now, where...
Do we think chat would be? Okay, chat.
Apostrophe.
Done.
On it!
Any bad dudes?
We got an enemy there.
One out.
Clear.
Offending on the right.
It's clear.
Aridic leader.
Alright.
Disable him.
Got him.
Still human now.
Good work, good work, good work, good work.
Getting used to new command?
I'm getting an achievement called Mahogany Massacist.
All right Nakamura, you guys done?
I hate, I fucking hate doors.
I
So fucking scared I'm so fucking scared
come on dude come on Nakamura come on Nakamura come on Nakamura
of
the
I don't know.
I wonder if we just tell them to open the door.
Alright, mouse.
Did we want, did we want this door? I think we did.
Oh
And stop
Haha open that door now bitch
Paper
Go go go
I'm so dead actually I'm so dead
I think he's good I think he's good
What's the plan back up back up everyone back up
I want to be right here.
It's clear over here, boss.
You guys gonna watch my back while I remove this?
Provide you can't have got nothing here.
Thank you.
Use the mirror, check for targets.
of
the
of
Wait, where you going?
They're going down, bro
Well, I just got a triple kill on my team
This is not objective failed. This one's a wash report to talk for debrief
This guy wiped my whole fucking team dude
Blood got flanked no man that guy just killed everyone
John thanks for seven I think situation calls for some alpha male affirmations
What you got?
OAT and alpha male affirmations. Reprogram your mind for success, confidence and leadership.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Confidence is my birthright.
I'm able to express myself honestly and sincerely to men and women.
I have a powerful masculine presence.
It's easy for me to take the lead in social situations.
I remain calm in chaotic situations.
Why'd someone say this was a JOI, dude?
Dude, there's chatters getting off to the prospects of responding calmly in social
situations
All right, all right
Our negotiators long contact with the suspect and we believe they have set
Make entry exercise extreme
I fucking know that guy, by the way
This guy's a P250 man. Oh, I got a P90
And there's a gun over there
of
the
death of
the
fellas. Next to our fellas.
Well done. What's your name again?
Kamura. Me and you buddy. To the very end. Me and you buddy.
I'll kill you. I've already killed three of my teammates.
Oh, thank God!
Here, buddy. We're gonna get you nice and safe.
Alright, Camero.
We're gonna do this clean and quick.
All right, bear under the door
Yeah, I do this one I'll watch your beat the base dance we're back that's some tactic cool
Cool terminology for you guys.
What'd you say, Cumbura?
Let's clear over here.
Follow him.
My gosh.
Good work, good work, good work, good work, good work.
E.
Turning camera.
Oh.
Oh.
Alan.
There's a star.
notified medical student.
Hello, my name is Alan.
Good morning, sir.
I'm like a medical
Wait, no, we wanna go in this way. Wait.
That's the murder hallway though.
Hmm...
Meh.
Hmm...
Let's get the middle done first.
Ah, shit.
Oh my god, that was a guy's blood.
Please splash in I'm taking a bath in that guy's blood.
Super mobile.
Going in the car.
Dude, listen, Kamura? Kamura.
Kamura, Kamura, Kamura. Dude.
Dude, what are you doing?
If I turn my back this guy's gonna leave and then you won't shoot him because it should be in the back
Made it you don't stop. Don't stop stop
All right man, listen, our life depends on this.
Just stack up on the door, I suppose.
I
Fuckin dead man behind you
Lead to talk
Where'd you go
Who are you talking to?
Who are you talking to?
Wait, who are you talking to?
Oh
Shut up
I will kill you
Okay. Now the question is, do we go into the death hall area or not? I'm leaning yes.
We're training has failed us
All right, we've got ourselves what's in the earbuds
We'll be lost until we get to the reverse.
We're already!
of
I
I'm feeling more powerful right now, I'm feeling more powerful right now, I am, I am.
I'm going to kill you.
Hands up now, drop to your knees.
Put your fucking hands up.
Hands up, drop to your knees.
Wait, don't shoot.
You shut the hell up now
And you keep talking weapons
I am a leader
I am a leader. I'm a leader of men. I am a leader of men. I am a leader of men. I am a leader
I am a leader of men.
Alright, leave me, listen, I know there's a guy directly behind you.
I know you can't say anything.
I see him right there.
I'm a leader of men.
I'm going to get out of here!
Oh?
Where's the bathroom? Here it is.
Fuck, they got it all wrong.
See how much of the video they actually play in.
In the price line!
Clutchman, open fire and explode!
Damnit!
Dude, this fucking bitch man, move!
Bro, hands up, you're here!
What do we do?
I hope you crook, you piece of...
I'm holding the nastiest fucking angle right now, holy fucking shit, dude.
Get him, Eric!
Police! Get your hands up!
Move forward!
Move to the side of my horse!
and
I think the last one is the one that's going to be the last one.
I think the last guy's over there, or over here.
It's hard to say.
Keep your hands behind your back.
If it's a kind of joke.
Leave the talk.
One civilian detained.
Dark here.
Proceed with mission.
That one need to talk.
Stop back down.
Talk reporting.
Tag him and keep moving.
Wait, do I need to secure, like, a couple of suspects?
I need to secure three suspects!
How the fuck am I going to do that?
Alone!
The nades?
I'm all out, baby.
Andrew did this is talk notifying him the nades. I'm all out, baby
When I got one please this is talk continue with your mission
I got one you know what I also don't have a mirror
Dude, there's a guy in
I'm not going to let you go.
I'm not going to let you go.
I'm not going to let you go.
Fuck!
What do I do?
It does not look trapped, it's not, it's therefore it is not trapped, I'm a leader of men.
I'm a leader of men.
Not today, trap that's killed me three times.
Not today.
How do I target this?
Hello?
This is the name of the man there.
Ah, we'll look at the wire.
Are there even enough suspects left for us to secure?
Arrest three suspects, dude.
of
the
I'm so fucking sorry.
Hey, it's my spent flashbang.
What?
Is this a different room?
Oh god.
No.
Why was it locked?
Aye aye aye.
How far back can we be?
I think that would have killed me if I was dropped by the way.
I just bailed it at the bottom there.
Oh, they got like a patio. That's nice.
Get down.
You're gonna be okay.
What do we do?
I think we just leave.
Mission failed. Over. All of my friends are dead. Over.
of
That's awesome.
Steal their mix. Screenshots your NFT. Screenshots your beat.
Hmm.
Well, locked and loaded.
I'll be the judge of that.
I'm beginning to lose my patience.
I'll shoot!
Enter team talk. Weapon found sight. Hands up! Do it now!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Leave the talk. It's even standing by the traitors.
Oh, we killed everyone.
Yippee!
Response to the recent war veterans funding cut that officials were aiming to finalize today
Oh, she's an hour ago a volley of gunfire rang out killing at least
We're not out of the woods yet, but he's still died to a trip mind
We got find one more sniper rifle 12-04
But we don't need to be in here.
1204, 1204, 1204.
Nice.
Nice.
You guys remember when Kamura, Kamura bagged up all three of those dead cops things in
like two seconds?
He was so good at bagging evidence man.
Fuck dude, I'll miss him.
What's up boys?
Eric, don't stand in this area. Keep your damn things out of it.
Found it.
I'm a fucking vampire, dude.
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm out of here.
Everyone.
They're all fucking dead.
dead that's a passing grade that's a cop grade right there boys see for cop what
about everyone else it's not even listing them as KIA dude what the hell
What the fuck, and the hecky?
They call him Doctor Death, that's right.
Wait.
No, they're dead.
What is happening?
Sinuous trail.
Let's see if we can get a
What's going to Caleb win?
I want to knock a Murra, dude.
How about a Caleb woo?
How about a Lee, how about a Ransom James?
Listen, buddy, go to therapy.
mind, you're fired. Fuck you. This may increase stress on your team. Oh. Fine.
A Dastorge facility run by Mindjots, scrubbed IPs from content found in the
residence of an out-convicted pedophile led to the distribution source of illicit
child abuse material fucking pedophiles
all right listen up we've got a warrant service on mind job dinner center in
Collina Beach it's in pretty dusty it's also pretty dim outside the facility is
located on 52 East Temple Hill Street we've got multiple entrances for this one
side one will lead us into the lobby side two contains an access doorway and
and side 4 has a loading bay entrance that leads into the data storage areas.
An element on scene has determined that there's a possible entrance on the rooftop
that leads down into a second level.
Now, we're dealing with a lot of expensive hardware in the structure.
As you all know, mine jot is on the downside,
so you don't expect much recourse if shit gets broken,
or you want to be mindful of property damage.
It will also limit the capabilities of our cyber crime teams
if they have to work with a bunch of destroyed drives.
Directs inside the facility are unknown.
MindJot has security layer that is well-on to the on-edge.
You don't know if these guys have also been paid out by whoever is running the show here.
Many times are tough, and all it takes is a little money to keep desperate people floating.
I want to stress that this facility has had a number of robberies recently.
Somebody individual is posing to be police,
and the kidnapping that led to the death of one security staff not too long ago.
If these guys aren't aware of what's going on at the facility,
They could very well be on edge enough to send rounds your way out of fear.
If you guys keep it slow, you should compromise the ability to bang rooms and limit the security
team's effectiveness.
We shouldn't have a hard time getting in control of the situation.
Because of the prior robbery, where the suspects were disguised as police, we're going to have
Mark Unix visit him.
I'm going to start a loud hailing as soon as we're in position.
If they don't surrender, I take that as a sign that they might know something about
what's on that hardware regarding.
The data center is also running a skeleton group, so slightly we've got a couple of civilians within the compound.
These guys all look very similar, so check your shots if he's mindful of what is beyond your target.
Any questions?
At this time, I have streamer Mutant.
It looks like it.
We scrubbed metadata for the job for not-
The guy with the anime figure?
Something big is going on here.
So we've got to make sure not to damage anything that might get us closer to nabbing whoever's in charge here.
Alright, time is tight. Gear up and let's roll out.
Rally is on Truman Boulevard and Temple Hills.
We'll gather there and get any fresh information from the other element on scene.
Temps is also on route.
What the fuck is Temps?
No audio?
Mindjot security?
Mindjot staff?
I'm heading out, Chief.
Don't bother sending anyone with me.
We're gonna quarter, please quarter.
Gets in truck?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh man.
I guess whenever we need to clutch up,
dude, we're just gonna play the alpha male affirmations, dude.
Holy guacamole!
I am a leader of men, I'm a leader of men.
We actually killed all of our teammates with door traps.
All four of them.
I got you.
So.
Andrew J, this is Todd.
We no longer have control of negotiations.
You are cleared to move and secure the premises.
This is a memo for everyone in the security department.
As you already know, we've had people come in that are impersonating police officers.
This has been happening over and over again, so I'm asking you to please be cautious.
We've already had an incident where they came in with weapons.
If there are any further questions, come see me.
Shut up!
I'll sell that guy very cheap like news serves NPCs servers NPCs for sale great
deal
It should tax
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Burn it, burn it, burn it, burn it.
Secure it.
No problem.
Get the gun.
They're buckled up and good to go.
Well, that's not good.
Guys is the guy in the roof.
And I do not know where he went
You think we hit him? Maybe
come to this area
Hey, you see an armed guy run by here assault rifle
Red team over there
Go
What an angle there
Do not touch that thing motherfucker.
Bro, you shot at me dawg.
have it secured you're gonna tell me what's going on here what this is about
probably you shot at me dog thanks
we'll believe and worry
is that stupid?
not your thing
security!
good to go
that's not my thing
heading out there
continue mission
there's nothing incriminating on the server
Listen to what I'm telling you!
I got a bad feeling about this, boys.
Blue team.
There, move!
Blue team.
All right, shoot up my friends.
On my six.
Got your back.
I don't think I can climb over these.
Our PT exam didn't cover uh, vaulting.
Two feet off the ground.
with mission
How did I miss that version
He shoot me through metal
We're in blood go
You think it's coming all the way around?
Um, guys?
Get that handle of it.
Five seven at the ready.
Where is this motherfucker?
That's a tire.
Hey, a scooter!
You guys ever try to do that one razor scooter trick where you flick the thing around in
like a full circle but then you hit your ankle?
YOUCH!
YOUCH!
Yeah, the shit in this one man ankle shit in the same place
Bro, there ain't a bird in the world that's that fucking loud dog work he ran side
If you're coming, come on.
Something moving here.
Please, Mr. Stark, continue with your mission.
Hey.
Let me come.
I got a fuel.
Okay.
There's definitely a guy over there.
here's not
okay
I'll just...
...bunch it.
Shield guy's in the back of the other guy.
Bro, where are they shooting, bro?
Oh my god
Hey, you can go fuck your son
I'll get him ready. This is talk trailer's incoming proceed with caution
Fall in good to go
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I don't know where I got shot from I think it's in the room
Above
of
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You good big man good to go suspect detain
Come on the area
Blue check it with the one on it red is the one check the targets
I think they said that I was trapped at all.
I
Was the outside
Clear.
Move to my computer.
Nothing.
Um, search the room.
I'm just in the area of brain trauma.
Flash.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Not an opening up ahead.
Opening on the right.
Wait, that was our flashlight.
I'm going to over here with my out contacts.
Spread it out.
to
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
shut down
I don't know if I got a friend there or not.
Yeah, yeah. Tell it to the judge.
Who's in the closet?
Hmm, well, I have to be able to get over there, oh.
These guys got like cyber helmets, dude.
But this is the first time you've seen this error screen restart your computer.
If the screen appears again, follow these steps.
We watch your back so you don't have to.
Get in touch with the safest data center in Lost Sway Dose.
I'm with you.
Haha! Oops!
Hey, where's Boo, guys?
That's outside.
Full air.
You fucking mind bitch?
even check the door I'm sure there's nothing on it.
Oh so that justifies what you're doing here you fucking pervert.
Scum of the Earth.
Hey, Per.
Stack up, stack up, stack up.
Thank you.
Not yet.
Wait, so there's a suspect in here.
What the hell?
He said there was an armed suspect in that.
He said there was an armed suspect in that room.
Empty over here. No contacts.
On me, move. You got point.
I'm on me yet.
I will literally fucking kill anyone I see.
I'm a cold-blooded killer.
Move there.
There.
On my way.
Stay on me.
On you.
I'll stop and cover.
It was unlocked.
Do not bring any weapons from home tonight
to purchase security guards with the spate
of recoveries there on very age.
Edge. I can read.
Yo, I'm low-key illiterate.
Get on your knees, nerd.
Die them down.
Die them down.
The building is ready to go.
Someone need to talk.
The building is secured.
Elements, business talk.
Roger. Trailer's inbound.
Time up.
Oh, hey.
The hell is the player story?
I was just checking my iPad.
Who are you?
Fallin' behind me.
Get on the ground!
Shut up!
I don't know!
The aliens are gonna kill us in here!
We're not gonna make it to the problem!
I'm not gonna leave you.
I'm gonna try to leave you.
Great job.
Yay!
We did it, team!
And nothing bad happened whatsoever.
And nothing bad happened at all
to anyone on my team.
Ever at all.
Especially.
Minus one woo.
Man, this guy was a rookie, dude. Who fucking cares, bruh?
Oh god, bruh? Bruh? I'm low-key illiterate, bruh?
Bruh?
As a leader of men.
Fairly some losses are acceptable.
I've unlocked Cascio's Shock Watch.
new mission available ends of the earth
this guy's in crisis there you go new cop new cop new cop we'll see we got
Miguel Perez do we have a pacifier it doesn't matter these guys never it's
These guys never hurt.
They never make it.
They never make it.
I'm just going to hire whoever.
LSBD have been tipped off that a coastal home is harboring a family responsible for the
modification of weaponry, making semi-automatic weapons able to be switched to fully automatic.
They also sell weapons here.
call the paramilitary to kill this this fucking family let's see let's see okay
okay everyone take a seat here's what we've got we've got an interesting one
on our hands the faces you see on your tablets are the tram bucks they come
from a normal family up in Kauai I know it's not our usual hunt but we've got an
and
The trans boys are in above their heads and swimming in dangerous waters.
The intel we got from inside the dealership is linking back to some large and very dangerous names.
These boys don't know what they've gotten themselves into.
What are we looking for in the house?
I'm getting that.
Dude shut up officer!
Mechanical engineer. They are getting the weapons from somewhere.
He's modifying them in the attic with party orders from his North Hills dealership.
We don't have the confirmation, but I suspect they are selling them through it too.
Things are a little complicated though. The boys live at home still. The parents are older and retired.
The boys' mom, Quayne Wendt, is dying.
The Wendt?
She's got stage 4 lung cancer. She's the one who called us and gave us the information.
Does that just win?
Turns out they're struggling for money and can't afford her medical care.
Her sons turned their heads to this as a means of getting enough cash to pay for her treatment and help get their dad out of debt.
Shit.
Yeah, and she's bed-bound in the house, so when we get in there, we need to move quickly, but carefully.
I want a small team on the inside, with two teams waiting on sides one and three just in case things go south in a hurry.
These boys are going to be armed, but I want to avoid a gunfight if we can do so.
The parents will be home, and we have nothing tying them to the guns, but we need to clear that house.
Mom included. We'll have an RA on the scene to assist.
We need to get into that attic and secure as much as we can.
We need the trance to be taken in so we can learn more about what they're doing and who they're doing it for.
Any questions? Any issues? Anything that's been missed?
Great. Good luck out there.
And stay safe.
They were...
were busting the zoomers.
911 is called being reported. What's your emergency?
Oh, yeah. I don't have one, but I think you need to send someone to 1-2-8 Wendiko's Drive in Kaua'i.
Sir, if you don't have your money, send them off to Hakureno.
Fine, but make sure you pass this through.
Someone is modifying and sending illegal weapons through that address.
1-2-8 Wendiko's Drive in Kaua'i. You should send someone to check it out.
Would I take an end with that?
No, just send someone to that address.
And that'll take care of it.
Sir?
Oh, fuck.
Huh.
That was an important part of the process, but as a tendency to speak too much causing them to have exposed the boy's situation in the prying eyes of the LSPB.
Okay, let's go shoot this cancer mom. Yippee!
We're all in this together.
Except for you. You just sit here and do nothing.
With all your fucking psychology mumbo jumbo, dude.
Well, guess what? I read a book by L. Ron Hubbard and he said you guys are evil.
That's right.
Yipee is old. It's wahoo now.
Wahoo!
Wait...
It's harder to say wahoo!
Than yipee!
I kinda like wahoo better, I'ma be honest.
all right you see that old lady in there the suspect are using to come out
or negotiate you are clear to move in
hello trend boys they're gonna shoot us to the fucking windows man
come in this area acknowledge
doors good
team here for suspects
me when I step on a trip wire where do we want to go in first looking good sir
Aperm, Aperm. Roger that. Boys! Breach. I'm gonna go stand out on the street and do
nothing. What a nice neighbor.
Oh
Boss
What is that
It's an all
Damn, that chatter knows the tools, boh!
Get in there, get in there!
Go go go go go go go!
I'm a leader of men, I'm a leader of men!
What's up, guys?
confirmed
Okay, you guys good
Right with you
I'm hearing some mechanical worrying right now, or maybe it's a cricket
that's civic looking which is like this one that's not a civic
Yeah
All teams I'm not gonna lie if the door move in I don't know what a civic looks like
I'm not much of a car
I'm going on the right
,
How the fuck is this?
Life.
This is what I do it for right here.
How about I leave you without a brain, motherfucker? How about that?
Red. Wanted. For a minute.
Oh. Oh. Ha. Oh. Oh. Mirror's ready.
The mom is sick. Blah, blah, blah.
nothing we're good the elites already have the cure for cancer I don't care
if she lives or dies
stay on me come all right
okay I don't want to hold on I don't want to send these guys in instead
of
You all see a tripwire?
Ooh, how close!
I
Was I was a mess
Wait non-user
Aw man
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I should have been a better father
Hrrrrrrrr
Smother fucker
Get down! I want to see SPEED! Hands up!! NOW!!
We must go f....
Police! Down on the ground!!!
No way man
I want to see if I can take all of them without killing them.
Why didn't they get flashed?
they did I just wasn't close enough to do anything about it me oh me oh me oh hey
at least everyone's alive that's cool I mean they might be a little stressed
because they get to see John Justice birthed again from his uh his cop embryo
Fully formed and ready to murder.
Ooh, not- oh my god, yeah, we should use that level.
I forgot. I forgot.
Oh my god.
How many is it? Six per?
Surely we want slugs, right?
Dude, use a sh- wait.
Never mind.
Pepperball. So, like, explain to me how this is supposed to work.
No shotgun beanbags?
This is our lethal gun, and then we have our less lethal pistol.
Makes him go ouchy ouch.
They disperse Mace upon contact.
Oh.
Alright.
Please.
Please fucking...
Please fucking lose the beanbag them
I wonder what one of these beanbags looks like
Headshots with beanbags still kill wait really
They're really fucked up. Yes, idiot. I don't know what they look like!
Officer Baker, report to staff services.
Beanbags can kill with multiple shots too. Okay. So with a shot when you want to shoot them into the chest.
Oh, Beanbag their penis?
Beans bags easily blind people all the time they main easy.
Brad, beer, thanks for selling it.
You can eat the beans in the bag for help.
Oh.
I'm with you.
Gold team, there, go.
They're gonna talk.
Suspects have a foothold in this area and they're refusing to cooperate.
Entry team, you are gold, moving clear.
Oh, I see the NoBS.
Surely these guys don't trap their hands up now
Don't worry. Unfortunately...
Go sit in the street.
They just kill themselves?
just happened
he's like right here huh
Anyway, I got a reload.
Okay.
go
at what point
failed we no longer have to throw the situation and fall back
you're f**king way
you have to keep killing at the moment, don't you?
his morale was high
Because he wasn't alone and you were.
Okay.
Dude, like...
But if I bring my guys, they're just gonna shoot him.
What do I do?
You never gave a command?
Dude, imagine you're that guy.
And there's just like a cop in your backyard shooting you with a beanbag shotgun, not saying anything.
Oh believe me, I am that guy. Oh, okay. Alright.
There's that guy over there. I'm not only full and always have them there that guys
will give up after you shoot them. I'm gonna try solo one more time. Primarily because
I was too lazy to switch their loadout he seems done could you mailing him maybe
Ugh!
Nothing like a nice, cute residential home.
I mean, look, if they saw John Justice, surely they would...
Surely they would be intimidated, right?
I
Like I was like, oh, oh stop. Yeah, ouch
Waiting on you, sir
The mission failed and the team has got one down.
Doctor Elmer, notify 10 minutes.
Is that me dying?
I swear I shot him in the head.
Am I dumb?
Oh, yeah, high stress.
Poor Mr. Wynn watching me get mowed down in their backyard
again.
These are insta give up
So they don't always give up though
All right, let's give the boys some non-legal
Meow meow meow
Let's see here alpha and then we'll do
The shotgun yeah, and then
That heavy man's heavy man's less lethal.
Yes.
Yes.
Let's try this shit again.
TM.
Let's be real, if you guys were doing this mission, would you kill these guys or not?
I'm here to help.
Don't hesitate to reach out.
100%.
You always kill.
That's so fucking based.
it would be fucked up since the mom called it in I mean we heard the phone
calling it did not sound like an old lady
all right boys back back up ready suspect is taking refuge in the area and
are refusing to cooperate move in remember your are we and secure the area
bottom bottom provide support you got point bottom bottom
what a nice house low-kit low-cork innuently I don't actually think this
house looks nice it's kind of shitty actually
Nice location.
Dude, what's nice about it?
Ooh, the ocean.
Ooh.
Ooh.
You know how long the ocean's been there?
Thousands of millions of years, dude.
Okay.
and it'd be it stay making the same fucking annoying ass noise
all right all right guys
They killed Timmy, and then they killed me, man!
8 anchors 6 for 7
You wanna avoid the bullets?
Dude I forgot about the fucking hole in the wall there
What a piece of shit
That guy was a camper dude
He's a fucking camper
Chatterson still playing cod?
Yeah that guy is, can't use corner camping with a fucking shotgun dude
Why don't you use flashbangs?
Officer Kelly, base report staff training
Officer Kelly, report staff training
I don't want to gas him.
Schumer, can you show me how to install an auto sear?
I promise that it won't get you instantly banned.
What is an auto sear?
A lot of seers, a small illegal device, often called a switch or chip that converts a semi-automatic firearm into a fully automatic machine gun.
Bro, why don't you just train yourself to shoot the gun faster?
Excuse me.
I
Yeah weak fingers buddy I
Mean this guy's in here ranting about oh, I should have been a better dad. Oh, he clearly knows about the guns
Okay, I think we might have to bring him in
suspect in making this thing
is he dead?
he's got it in mind on the location
oh williams
so fucking true
put your hands up
Oh Williams always cracking the cool quips and moments of great stress
Hello is the armed suspect in here?
Hello
Mr. Armed Suspects
I heard you grumbling
Hi what
fellas there's no man at the end of the hallway I don't think he's wearing his glasses
I'm wearing titanium I'm wearing fucking vibranium armor this guy this guy's got a
Dude, and here's the thing. Apparently these guys are making automatic guns. This guy's killing me with a Glock.
That shouldn't even auto. He's styling on me, dude.
He was baiting his dad?
He hit my only weak point. What's my head? I don't know.
Dude.
You got a switch in that bit?
Damn, so he didn't even feel like I was worth turning the switch on or what?
No full auto in the building?
Oh, he's doing paintball rules, I got it.
Is that like a paintball rule, right?
Go use full auto.
Airsoft.
Fading airsoft for 7 again?
It's a meme?
Well, you guys know memes?
What's your favorite meme?
Me?
Megustav?
Nice.
they goose them? nice
they're better not
better not be a guy in there
officer train she called and talked to her
what does he mean by that?
Any new fellows, no an officer trying?
I think we go upstairs. Actually, let's get the backside first.
Alright.
Not today, motherfucker.
Yeah, we starting upstairs, boys.
I mean this is the coolest part of the house, what do you think some of the bags look like?
I think they put in their poop bags right there
The third floor
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Oh
This is precision.
You're not gonna fucking die!
Enter team to talk.
One suspect in custody.
Your point, please.
Make him secure.
Talk reporting.
Continue with objective.
You're on here supposite.
Talk to lead.
This is the morning.
This is not the encounter you're talking about.
Please continue.
Ladies, this is time.
Great work.
Keep going.
This is stupid.
Make sure they'll be okay.
Wait, who's left?
I'll bring myself to him.
I don't know.
Get down!
Get out!
Don't hurt him!
Get down and get your hands off!
I'll get ready.
Don't worry.
We'll be out of PD.
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
We're ready.
Enter team, this is T. Keep going.
I wish I had a preaching.
I wish I had a breech in my hand.
Please, down on the ground! Down on your knees!
No fucking way!
Guys, there's a guy there.
I'm going opening on the left.
I'm going to end up in the AC.
All over Amigo!
Dude, my legs are black!
I've been blacked out.
Oh.
Am I supposed to be intimidated by that? Like, ooooh.
Ooooooh, you don't care about going to jail. Ooooooh.
What's up, bitch?
I am the law.
Oh, what the hell are you guys doing?
Who are you missing?
Yeah, I bet you can.
One, two, three, there's a fourth guy, we got a guy upstairs.
Oh you live in LA on the beach man
Well, this is cheaper than a therapist I guess
Not like I could talk about business to me anyway
is one more guy from an auction today with a bruise on his eye apparently some
asshole that is degenerate oh wait that's this is where their sick mom is
actually never mind that's fine
oops there there's your mom now stop
Not one.
Oh that's a bastard move.
Dude, where the hell is this last guy?
I think they could be on the beach
Like you there's like another spawn point right I think it's right here
Did I get the dead?
Yeah.
We never checked the garage.
How come they give up when they shoot him one time?
How come they give up when they shoot him one time?
I'll show you six times, motherfucker!
Evidence procured.
What the fuck?
Fuck!
Interrogate in the top.
Suspect in custody.
Let it be tried for you.
Doctor Elliman.
Roger.
Trailer's inbound.
Six times!
about six times
I say please talk put them on safe and let them hang right here I was I was
i was hitting F at the same time too i was telling him to give up
wait i was missing evidence
oh i missed one
oh man i almost got a a string dude
trait nutritionist unlocked
i got bad news officer uun people who unlock their trait typically don't last long on the
They typically are not long for this world, if they have...
I'm not full auto, it's not full auto.
This is...
That's a lot of them.
Ohhhh.
I was like, dude, is that coming from the game?
over I saw the fucking video. I should have taken the shot. Never allow an active
shooter to become a barricaded suspect. A flawed plan executed immediately beats
a perfect plan executed an hour of late. Stop the killing. Stop the dying. Stop
mass shootings. I can't wait till we get the school shooting level.
Uh oh wait. Suspective importing weaponry for the gang. Lost locos. LSPD
detectives visited the premises they should have followed with one suspect
being shot in an LSPD detective in critical condition. Blah blah blah. We'll play it
a thursday you won't beat this one that's what they said about the fucking the fucking 13th floor
one dude but guess what very good very good indeed offensive username one in serial box
Thanks for selling it.
I gotta go take a shit.