you
Greetings.
I don't stop as God thanks for seven good work escaping thank you very much
much. I need your political takes for the day. Oxidize and the blue hamster leaks for
9.997, appreciate that. Taylor Sugar Plum, thanks for subbing, I got your DM as well.
Very nice. Electric Aristocrat in Sito in Harkham in Shnistia, Akari 2K, Ghouls,
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And Torino Burrito, thanks for subbing.
Jordan, thanks for the bits.
I gotta clean me glasses, which means I can't see you guys.
Hold
Rotectics for sub and dude say giga right now giga
Cast, thanks for 7th.
Can you do the post office again? That was fun.
I said that the post office was shining
Garak last night we couldn't beat it.
Bob and Box and Xenia, thanks for 7th.
Hello, Scootie J.
It's hard. It is hard.
on hard. Yes.
I'm looking a little homeless.
Juvia. Thanks for something.
In Zeno and Bob and box. Thanks for something.
Is a fucking box with his 50ms reaction time or is he fucking by 50ms bots?
The latter.
Yeah, oblivion. Thanks for seven and our JV. Thanks for being 10 million subs.
Oblivion says I am a six seven MS spot.
Hello, John souls.
My natural reaction time like what I'm not trying to do like my natural reaction time in like a game is from like 70 to 100 probably if I'm locked in, lower than that.
And doing that website doesn't count by the way, the one where you click the button or whatever.
Because they're like locked in.
But like let's let's say.
Like reacting to like someone shooting me from a place I didn't see him at like it's going to be lower than that.
Or it's going to be a the reaction is going to be slower.
Trial cold.
Thanks for something.
There's a 27 MS delay from your monitor to your eyes.
Chad, is that real?
I'm doing the reaction time right now.
Hang on. I wonder if there are ads on this website.
All right, check it.
We got 200 MS guys.
One seven seven.
See, but like I might locked in waiting for it to show up.
You know what I mean?
It's probably lower than this.
I mean higher sorry I was even paying attention
What's the average reaction time?
That doesn't make sense.
Scroll down to see the stats.
The average reaction time is about 200.
I would say I'm around the average reaction time.
The average median reaction time is 273 milliseconds according to the data collected so far.
I can't scroll down your message screen probably adding 50 MS with latency.
Big sir
The song you asked for yesterday's stream drop around 110 minutes
Does anyone have a gif of that guy at the end of last stream standing in front of the door when I open it
instantly shooting me. Zquad, thanks for sub-
According to this curve, I can't scroll down the OBS browser, it's so annoying.
There it is like I'm gonna as low as like 166. That's pretty good. I'm almost 40. I'm 36.
got a 32 nice how were you just clicking randomly over on this 15 what's up
oblivion and slide slide and trail pool and you trust your legs for some dude
everyone cheats on that test man that's sort of God they literally are like
trying to pre like preemptively click I'll tell you what get below 56 times
in a row dude and film it and then i'll believe you dog otherwise you got you got 270ms to me
because that's the f**k it average
this door clip yes the very end
that's the one
I
Their audio if not so good work
Look at this guy
Do it again playing again
I'll get your team head on!
Unbelievable dude.
In a little bit of running time, you get to qualify to be the reaction timeler of the 100ms.
Because it is almost in human reaction times.
Minyoshnik's for sub-
Didn't scope under the door?
Yeah, maybe we bring the mirror.
Nice mouse-a-donk cut.
the
you shampoo your nerve bars or need to say fuck it and rub hard soap all over it
alongside your body
do we have a gif or clip of
at the end of this level, one of the last guys running from the basement, like door, running across the screen, shooting one of my guys in the head and then just like disappearing Scooby-Doo style into the next room.
room. Fucking foxy jump scare style. My friend told recently told me he does not use soap
when he washes his ass because water rinsed it all down anyway.
He's got shit running down his legs.
Oh, yeah, we got the FNAF jump scare one.
In the clip titled Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne.
Dude, I couldn't even react fat way, play a play.
watch this show
there's a guy in there bro
There bro
Watch how fast it happens watch how fast it happens
Oh fuck.
How can you beat a creature so inhuman?
Oh fuck.
This is the guy who claims to have 23 reaction, MS reaction time, by the way.
There's a guy in there bro.
Holy fuck!
That's just meth stats, always been that way.
There's also this guy on the F***ing FBI agent, that's a good one.
Maybe I'll shave my head guys. I don't know.
Nah.
Hey, we're talking about that guy's shit ass.
The fucking the silly man running.
Holy shit.
He killed me by the way.
Now that was my fault.
Axe Rain thanks for subbing.
Turn on the power if I have a place for my microphone.
out
never shade your head please
sorry just ripped major ass just now hope you guys didn't hear that
holy fuck
holy fuck dude
You did not hear that you did not hear that
You did not fucking hear that shit dude you did not hear that shit weak old garbage
It was not wet
Keep there for a few more weeks and you'll qualify for the island I'm just saying.
Which one?
Which island?
Axe Rain and Doc Browntown and get A's extra silver.
Yo bro I need a plus one for my wedding you want to come.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
Sentinel Island. Wait, that's someone with the cannibals. I don't want to go there.
Would I rest my headphones behind my head? I like to rest it toward the, it's honestly
in the middle of my head right now, but I like to push forward the remainder of my hair so they
can kind of pick up the slack left by the front erosion. Also, it produces a good, it produces
the the mal look the mal look right
hope this helps
my fiance cannot stand your stream can i get an invite to my wedding to leave you
plus two
But she watches Love Island.
Love Island, dude. Love Island, Love Island, Love Island.
I'm area norming, dude.
Can you try Chrome over?
Come over back to front.
Dude.
My entire team resigned up for that.
That's all right. We still got officers Wong and Park. Have you seen the AI Fruit Drama
series on TikTok? No. I typically don't watch AI stuff, normally. I like the AI videos
where it's like a sweet old lady answering the door for a cat and then they like shoot
a bazooka at her like it'll pull out a bazooka and like blow her up that shit's funny
rest in peace to my granny
the dog water cannon ones yeah those are good
have you seen the ai videos of elderly people fucking dying no probably probably so funny
I'm gonna go to the other side of the house.
Guy's watching live leak.
Think he's on the wrong website dude?
That's not AI.
No, that's AI guys.
It's okay if it is AI.
Alright, here's the plan.
That's the plan.
I was gonna say it but then he stole my thunder, so...
fucking bitch. Anyone home? Hello? I'm the point man. I gotta stay on point.
Looking for tripwires?
Clear.
I'll need a panel in town.
Entry team, this is talk.
Jam's notified.
How come we did that?
I just wanted to talk to you.
It didn't have to be like this.
Shut up, Abuela. Get on the ground.
Shut your fucking bitch mouth.
Doc here. Stand him our way.
I'll be the judge of that.
Where do I have AP?
This guy's on a body armor.
Oh wait, it's because it kills them anyway, lol.
Alright, blue team.
Check for targets over!
Over! Check for targets over!
I cannot find a good place for a micro now, they're just pissing me off.
Opening on the left. No crash visible.
Suspect, armed.
Affirmative. Can you guys hear me? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? I'm here? Hello?
Hello?
dude stop copying me
the ground now shut the f**k up
talk here we're ready all civilians secure
to
Depends you that'll teach you to mule for
MBG's online
of
death
of
death
of
death
I'm gonna try not to shrimp today guys. I'm gonna work on my posture a little bit.
I was trying to look down to quickly issue the fall in command because it seems like
basically the context menu for issuing commands changes based on whether or not you're like
looking at a doorway and me looking down that tunnel it was only ever going to be moving
clear and I wanted them behind me so I looked at my feet which allows me to do that and then
And as soon as I looked down the guy shot me in the fucking head and killed me.
Just press Z?
Hey, anyway.
But Suck to me.
Was I not clear?
Oh, I should have said Z for that guy, so he understood.
I did say Z.
How good are your teams, AI versus the enemy AI?
My team gets off some pretty good shots.
I've never seen my character shoot someone through the ground before, though.
Talk to lead.
We've lost contact with the suspect and I'm reasonable.
Leave.
They may have placed multiple traps throughout the premises.
Exercise extreme caution.
Affirmative
Stop resisting
Stop booking resisting
minus 100 baby that's a passing grade on the bell curve what's the one that
makes the the dumber people more likely to pass that one I think it's Bell Curve
I'm so foster please report to staff training
grading on the curve oh Florida style oh yeah they did that shit Florida dude
Hell yeah, they did, brother.
Let's get some new recruits. Nakamura.
Clark.
Woo.
I'm not even looking at their skills, by the way, because they never survive long enough and they'll get their names.
Hmm, Lopez.
Park.
Leader of men. Yeah, I want their names to look cool.
It's not Shinsuke Nakamura, guys. I'm sorry. It's his cousin. Billy Nakamura. He's a cop.
He's disappointing on multiple layers.
Lorraine and Flospy and E-Maeo beat the X-Force 7?
I can see it.
Elements, this is Toc.
Suspect is no longer cooperating, and they may have planted traps on the premises.
Move with extreme caution.
Locked and loaded, sir.
This is talk proceed with your mission. Yes fucking kill that guy
Where's a boiler
Where are you at?
Where are you yelling at?
Hands up! Down in your knees!
Who are you at? Who are you yelling at?
Who are you yelling at?
Get down!
Oh, that guy!
Move in and clear.
Move in and clear the room.
Turn around. Don't get out.
stay down and turn around do you speak English brother what a car Bella's
mama Mia
well let's go into the the murder fuck tunnels
Let's head to the murder fuck tunnel of death, shall we?
rock don't worry we're with the police
Famous... famous de-escalation technique.
I'm a cop.
I should not have kicked that, by the way. I could have blown up.
Dear God, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, bless my meth, bless my meth tunnel,
for which I will traffic the meth, bless the foundations that hold up the tunnel.
Amen.
of
the
of the
of
the
Suspect constant secure.
Evidence secured.
In the map tunnels, yeah.
We doing math.
In the tunnels, yeah.
I got a cop.
I got him all this time.
Stay up.
Stay in the position.
Stay up.
No dice on the door.
Unlock you fucking dope
The nastiest hang of all time
the
one
of
I'm going to get the lock.
Unlocked and ready to go.
Use the wand, check the targets.
On my six.
I'm here.
How could we not wander?
Blue chain, check it with the mirror.
I know you do Diaz
The multiple openings here, no trust visible.
We'll do that, do it!
No problem.
Go again!
Opening on the left.
So you still don't care about it.
Camera's out.
Searching.
The other buggers came in behind us.
Opening, on the left.
You got to follow him, there.
I know gun Katanao. I've been training.
Move to my front.
What the fuck is that?
That's a dead guy. I was gonna say that looked like a person dead.
Oh my god.
Pulse you from the void.
Oh my god, the scarabay, I thought I tripped a trap.
I can't believe I'm here.
I'm here.
Put your hands up!
That's your things
Where my grenades oh my god, I don't have any
There you go.
Fucking man!
I heard a dude back here.
Oh, God.
Lane, this is talking.
We have D's and trailers are standing by.
Dude, nice shotgun.
Saw an off shotgun.
The entry team, objective nailed.
Entry team, fall back and away further instructions.
It's my fault.
The one door I did not.
I mean, I didn't check multiple doors, actually.
I thought you'd buy it.
I found one.
I found one, I found one.
Uh, Bart, Bart vs. Stoppin' in chances, can you put on some thigh highs and shake that
sweet ass a little while you keep failing this mission so at least we have something
to look at?
Yeah, I got you, bro.
I got you, bro.
I think, uh, we get a mirror, uh, Officer Kim has been killed.
You will need to replace him.
Um, fella?
Capitualized, thanks for sub-it.
I only failed this mission once, I failed that airport one 15 times.
The airport one is fucking hard, dude.
Let's go to Kim.
We love Kims.
Officer Kim has been killed.
You will need to replace him with Officer Kim.
What airport? Him at the mail place. MAIL by the way.
I think you bring your service ooh so that guy's the first guy today to thank me dude
wise let's just say that
Elements, business stock, negotiations have failed. Suspects are well barricaded and have possibly set traps. Stay alert. Move in, remember your use of force and secure the area.
Red, provide cover. Go ahead.
I got my movement. Move and come on.
Police, get down!
Hands down to the roof!
Move it!
Put your hands up! Down on the ground!
You have to believe me when I say I was spamming left click when you when you press spacebar to run with your gun
You can't use left click to bring it back up and shoot it by the way
You have to press spacebar again, which I did not do instead
I I impotently left click that guy's head multiple times before getting mowed down
Oh
God damn, it's a good thing that the force made 2,000 clones of us, dude
Your mic looks like it's in a weird spot
Dude what the fuck are you talking about brother
Stop reminding me that my mic exists is supposed to exist in my periphery dude.
And I got it, I got it.
Big style dude, big fucking style dude, big fucking style dude, big fucking style dude,
Dude, how we soundin', dude? New mic, dude.
Can you give the mic a little smooch for good luck?
Our negotiator has lost contact with the suspect, and we believe they have set traps.
Make entry. Exercise extreme caution.
I'm sorry I missed the start of the stream, Wifagro.
Haha.
Yeah.
I pulled some Wifagro during that last boss fight.
She wanted me to take a shower.
It's been two weeks.
Fuckin' bitch.
Let's PD! Don't move!
It's out on your knees!
Hands up!
Don't move!
Please get your hands up!
Oh my god!
Why is that?
Billy, no!
Please! Get down!
Hands up now!
Dr. Elmer needs trailers incoming.
I'm gonna get shoot me to the window
It's like I have a fucking off dude, what the hell was that?
You may got shit bitch I'm the point man
well well well camping in the house kind of uncoothed
I almost made the same mistake again
I'm secure.
Hey, there you go.
All done.
Hi, homeless person.
Come on!
He had a gun. He didn't have a gun! That's a die!
We're going to get you out.
Dude, I gotta change the way this works.
Hold.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
I've heard where I changed it.
I changed it to like picture-in-picture somewhere.
Hmm.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Here we go.
Full screen.
Wow, that's much, much easier to...
Much easier to see stuff.
Cheating?
Dude, I would use picture on picture, like, that's not even a fucking mirror, it's
It's like a 144p camera.
What do you want from it?
NBG's on.
Read this time.
Mission failed. The feds are on their way.
They just made me angry gambling please guards can we get a gamble up guards is the implication
that the feds come in and reset the entire scenario for you over and over we're actually
This is actually, we're kind of like in like a, like, you know, the Matrix.
It's kind of like that.
Thank you, Guard.
Thank you, Guard Seven.
Six, seven.
Wait, I was going to change the shotgun.
It's fucking shotgun time.
I wish I could get like a scope on this Desert Eagle, but it makes sense.
It makes sense.
Let's get...
...this one.
Oh, yeah, bud, we don't need a scope.
Don't narcos have body armor?
Hmm.
hmm do they I don't remember if the ones down below have a buddy or not
armor espada up in day hosts English only please chat
Can you wear Jorts in this game?
Ah no, no no no.
Just died for my fall at 59 in hardcore wow.
I've been there brother man, daps you up.
I think we will just bring the buck shot.
And aim for their head.
Hmm, yeah.
Fuck, I'm really trying to remember if they have body armor down below.
We'll try one more time with a yield AR.
The M14, baby.
Oh yeah.
No muzzle. I don't know what a malt laser is. Is that like malt liquor?
Meow meow meow meow meow meow
Sarah and I thanks for seven says this game is basically hell tides if you think about it
How tights from what?
The Dark Tide or Vermintide?
So many different types.
Oh, D4.
Ds.
Nuts.
The bullets sound so heavy, dude.
Sits up straight.
Rampaging happily, thanks for subbing.
Any advice on how to loosen my tight sphincter muscles, thanks.
average gachi moochie enjoy her um I don't know man I was gonna ask you I was
gonna ask you brother man
Don't take this any further!
I can't fucking see.
I got it! Please, this is strong.
Dang, I'm gonna keep moving.
The suspects have taken civilians prisoner.
It's clear over here, boss.
That's what you're talking about.
Every team, this is talk.
B-5, the suspect's on a holding civilians on.
Right. Empty over here. No contact.
You're in a suite.
Where is this guy?
I got you.
Arrest this man.
The cops.
Oh, okay.
Dr. Elmer, trailer's standing by.
Oh, alright.
Come, lads.
I just killed your grandson? I'm so fucking sorry.
Mio, no!
Oh, hey.
You never have my six though. That's a fucking lie.
Alright grandma, you're gonna clear, understood?
NVG's on.
Move and stay there.
Get your step in, bitch.
Move over there.
Move there.
I'm gonna get him.
Move there.
Don't get up.
I'm going to kill him.
Wild.
Silent zero.
you give away my for this shit fuck
I'm just... there.
I'll move.
Um, guys?
People weapon now!
Drop the weapon now!
Come on, make him secure.
Come on.
Relax.
I got you.
Be quiet.
Relax.
Even if you're caught in the queue, on my six,
we've still got more tunnels to clear, boys.
Come this area.
Take the shield off, lad.
I'm here and put something that are a buddy old bow.
of
He was shooting us, he was shooting us through this at first, by the way.
He was shooting us through this, right here.
Alright fellas, come along, come along.
The point man will lead you to victory.
This is talk, Jams Notify.
Victory, number one there the lady in the league used to say that, victory.
That's what she would say, at the end of a match say you won.
Victory.
she yep sure did no one plays league I do I think it's really cool and the most
important thing is this really popular so I know other people are playing at the
same time as me which that kind of validates like an otherwise deep-seated guilt that I'm
wasting my time playing video games what the fuck was that
none of you want it none of you
They didn't want to shoot him, did they?
Whose side are my teammates on?
I'm not sure what we're looking for here, Tbh.
I literally, as soon as I did that mentally, I'm like, I'm fucking dead, dude.
It's just so cool kicking the doors down, man.
It's just so fucking cool, dude.
It's just so cool when you can kick the door down and then go,
FLEEEZE!
Oh man, we still got Officer Woo though dude.
Woo!
You died cooler than most.
I mean is it still plus aura if you kick a door open and then you die to the trap that
was placed on the door?
I don't think so.
I'm thinking that's negative aura.
Cruise?
Not when you have mirror dude guys I mirrored so many doors dude so many
Can I just take a break from one
Ra Ra and Nori Loltics for seven couldn't just take a break from one dude so much fucking had mirror fatigue, bro
They want to have people get responsible for getting killed. I'm surprised you've been charged yet
If everyone's dead, who's gonna arrest me?
Alamed this is talk we have reason to believe suspects have planted traps on site and will remain uncooperative security area and stay alert
Move in clear the room getting into position
Bring it on. I've got nothing to live for.
I'm going!
On the right.
During the area for any contact.
Prepare yourself, element team lead in an active threat. Contact down.
Fuck it.
Devise the suspect who are unfolding.
I fucked up.
There's a talk.
Civilians have been taken hostage.
They say on my way and respond to that.
I didn't think they'd actually do that.
Kill me. Kill me.
That's an achievement? I did get an achievement for telling them to kill me.
Sorry, believers. I kind of, uh, I killed a civilian there.
And then I lost the urge to live
That's just how it is dude in the field
As a veteran myself I can tell you that there's nothing more stressful than a live combat situation
Chief Averas please call 4342
Chief Averas 4342
Let's get an officer with
Kamara Flores all right we're gonna we're gonna reorganize these teams real
quick again give me officer win give me officer win give me officer Kim give me
Officer Lee Asian squad roll out the marvel theme begins to player no women
your squad? Actually, in this game's universe, women don't exist. Nice try, Snowflake.
Right with you.
Ladies, this is Todd. Suspects have dug in and may have planted traps. Move with extreme caution.
I'm going to go back to the room.
Move in, clear the room.
Move up.
Oh shit.
Enter the room and clear.
Don't move.
Hands up.
Don't move.
Enter and clear.
Don't move.
What do you fucking have, though?
Don't worry, I have nothing here.
You're safe.
with the police this is talk trailers on the way
dude chills
you know if you think about it cops are kind of like modern-day superheros
Oh, no!
What the fuck?
Doctor Everyteam, continue with your mission.
Evidence, good to go.
On my six. Move in your clear.
I'm good to go.
Where's the gun?
It's with me.
Open the morgue, nothing here at third.
Oh!
It's a hand up now!
Let's rock.
Stop talking!
I
Fuck I hit it twice
Not a gun
Scumbag detected.
He's where armor
It shut up.
Alright activate NVG mode.
I like the left, uh, ooh.
Target eliminated.
I'm going to move over there, move over there.
Out of the way, sir.
Wait, what?
What?
You're going to move.
Who said that?
Go team, let's move.
move
reaching
let's go opening on the left opening on the right
leave the talk
lead this is talk stabilize them and we'll send him
Hey guys good work
Don't worry fellas, I'll take point man.
I'll take point, comma man.
I got it.
I thought I heard someone down there.
He's in a drown.
Good.
You're not believing anymore?
What did I do wrong?
Please try I was wanting the door and as soon as I started doing it he opened the door and instantly killed me
Super dangler leaks for seven dude what stop I'm not rushing
We're proceeding at a leisurely pace
I'm chilling you
You don't want, you don't just want another man's door like that.
I don't want them to want it because they suck at it.
They're like, okay, wanting.
Here I go.
It's a room.
There's people in here.
Door's not trapped.
Good to go.
20 seconds later.
Meanwhile, me, I could quickly discern your secrets.
I was gonna want the door for both of them.
to entry team suspect are heavily barricaded may have planted traps in multiple areas on site make
entry exercise extreme caution dynamic movement moving clear moving clear project
You guys get him? I couldn't see him.
Dropping a light. Who is Junk Jiggle? Nice.
Let's go! Opening on the right.
Look where we're near, boss. Just pick up!
Mm?
How do you do that so fast?
This has to happen as we can shoot after we keep the door open.
I broke my leg.
Guys, I broke my leg.
We're being actively monitored. Remember, you're using force.
Evidence good to go.
Body cam off.
Guys, you know, actually, actually, guys,
I kind of forgot, I forgot my uh, I forgot my, my wand at home.
So we should probably go back and like, get that, you know what I mean?
You guys chill with that?
Yeah, we love you, sir.
You're the greatest team leader that we've ever, you're the greatest IGL we've ever
had.
Of course we'll go back.
who said that who fucking said that
objective failed federal's coming to
take over we stop at 711 on the way
home no I think I think it would be
funny for like a streamer if there was a mod where each of the team members
spoke in like text-to-speech and they would just read messages from chat I
think that would be really fucking funny and if it was like proxboy style so
like you hear them like faintly in the distance it's every so fucking funny
Can you imagine like just hearing some like unhinged shit like muffled two rooms over from
a guy who just types some like absolutely deranged shit at Twitch chat.
That shit would be so fucking funny.
Contact that one modder guy now.
I don't know who that is.
How many Kims have you gone through?
I'm trying to eliminate this motherfuckers dynasty dude.
meth tunnel at a time.
Yodamod that turns all of your team members into Yoda like that Hitman mod.
That Hitman mod turned Hitman into Yoda, not everyone.
B. Dandy, thanks for subbing very much.
There was only one Yoda in Hitman.
Someone from the other room say who up suck in the own day
Oh, fuck that was so fucking funny
This is talk
Suspects are no longer cooperating and they may have pledged traps on the premises move with extreme caution
Into the room and clear all right right now. That's moving moving clear
Look at him that guy was laughing
Pretty sure that was a bad guy fellas
I
Stay the fuck quiet now
Kicks you for some reason oh, yeah
That guy says
Yeah, by the way.
Uh-oh. I heard a yell to my left.
civilians have been taken hostage
moving into the room
the suspects have taken civilians prisoner
heading out now
I'm not acquitting you
you've got to drop it now
get off the ground
we've been liberated
How come people just don't close their eyes when a flashbang comes?
Seems like an easy fix to a big problem.
Find support on me, underbarrow!
Isn't that about the light, dude?
Knock him, it's called a flashbang.
Riddle me that, bitch.
You guys through the eyelids, my guy?
Oh yeah?
Post a picture of you getting flashbang, so I can be sure.
REACH!
Move in, Krogeroom!
Civilian Secure Initiate Lethal Mode.
If you're down, you're out!
No, no, no!
Don't, don't!
Don't turn around!
Oh, God!
Oh, God damn it!
You're done!
Clean out!
No, no, no!
Don't turn around!
I'm going to beat you up!
Oh, God damn it!
That's right, bitch.
Do your job.
I wish these guys would do cry of this right here oh now you're crying for your
mommy after you lost the gunfight
Let's see.
Why not move?
Oh hey.
Man down.
Well, you should have known what you were getting yourself into here, buddy.
and
it looks like he's jorking it from behind
he he he he
he died a little earlier, drowns you
I'm not sure the MVGs are helping me down here
You're going to be honest.
Rook high most recent stream better than this Unkslop.
Dude, I bought hijack of that guy's twitch account. Now it's posting shit on my twitch chat, dude.
I
Yeah, I know it's open
what are you doing?
That's not a bad man.
Mm.
I'm on a flashbangs.
Man.
I'm taking the door to play flashbangs.
Bringing it down.
We see.
We got to hold it to the left and left and right.
What was-
Damn!
Talk to Lee.
I need bombs.
Any bombs?
The bomb?
Breach!
That's my favorite screen.
That's the Goku screen.
Okay, hey, it's me
Oh man
Fuck that guy, I was waiting for him to come.
Well, that's super not good.
It's probably good that I'm in your way.
All they died in each other's arms.
and die in each other's arms tonight!
We can't let this tactical shield fall into the wrong hands.
Use a...
Use a health pack.
five
dollars
no
of you
of the
Good to go.
Stay on me on your steaks falling
Yeah, we're all a fuck are
Suspects are using boats to transport a vehicle cargo vessel security doctor entry team Roger that entry team a
A mother freaking under rail boat.
They cannot be.
Alright, what do I do now?
I can't read.
They're still armed men in the tunnel, man.
Mommy?
Did I play down the rail?
Yeah, I got to the big city.
I started doing like a faction-plus-less stuff.
Yeah, we smoked that guy.
A Dader at Chats and I lose my points every time.
That's honestly so fucking unlucky, dude.
That's actually so fucking unlucky if you think about it.
Andrew J, this is Todd.
Situation is under control.
Thank you, really?
Thanks for subbing.
The best time to doubt is that it's like the first five attempts, dude.
Oof.
We reported all three of our downed officers, guys.
That's a dead.
Right, fellas?
Get degrees dude
Streamer spoiling the strands, but if you think about it, what if I said that and now I'm gonna lock in and now
Every time there's a gamble you're not sure
If I'm locked in or not
Who says of the father wait, that's a runescape quest
Salmon the UA2 boots. See what happens when you don't rush? Guards cut that guy's fingers
off. Let's get a debrief. The left behind them struck a nearby hotel housing the family
of Senator Fremont. They are demanding that Fremont admits to his actions, lest he wishes
for the blood of his family to be on his hands. Uh, we want to come in from the roof. Always
from the top. That's SWAT rule number two. It's good to see you looking happier. To
the fuck up. Alright, listen up. At approximately 3.30, we received reports of a potential
situation at the Clemente Hotel. Reports are that the Fremont family is currently
sheltering there. Yes, it's the same Fremonts as the politician involved in the shooting yesterday.
How reliable is the source? Dispatch has the head of hotel security on the line.
They're being held?
There's a situation by one of the Fremont kids. Michael Fremont, age 20, first drew their
attention to the situation. He'd been outside returning to the hotel when he reported
seeing an unknown number of armed suspects trying to enter the premises via the external
fire escape. I need to point out to any of you how much the department doesn't need a prominent
politician's family being murdered right now. Why not? We've got security to put a lock down in
place and we have visuals in the hallways but nothing in the penthouse sleeve itself.
We're getting a blueprint sent through but if they don't get here in time we'll just have to
go in blind. Time is of the essence here. We know there are six family members up there
That's boring damn
Kids Nick
We're going in two ways
Suspects entry route up the fire escape get up get in get up the rest of you
I want you inside on the stairs clear out any civilians to the lobby
I want you at the penthouse ASAP to get the family members out.
Alright, brace yourselves. We're two minutes out and have reports of shots being fired.
Remember, this is the 14th floor. I want you all up there fast.
Chief, I haven't left the station yet. We're still two minutes away.
Rogue secret service agents.
Attached to the family for the direction of Cornelius's campaign.
Can you repeat that name, please?
Cornelius Freemont.
His family is traveling here on the 14th floor.
And you said it's the Clemente Hotel?
Yes, ma'am.
Can you clip down the address?
It's the Clemente Hotel on 8th and 5th floor.
Do you have any visual on the prospect?
No, ma'am.
They're so, like a Freemont.
Reported seeing the men going up the fire escape to the side of the hotel.
We're sending a squads here from the right to not engage two fuselans.
Do you have any visuals on the floor?
We've got surveillance footage in the external sections on the floor, but nothing inside the printouts itself.
Do you have any visuals on the exterior of the property?
We'll show that, but the feed is gone.
Okay, the team is on loop.
For them, anybody else can go on up to the floor and consider implementing-
Michael Fremont has taken an elevator to the Bat House.
For reference, he's wearing a bomber jacket and a pair of blue jeans.
Okay, we'll just need that in a minute. I'll stay in the building.
They're inside the building.
I've got contact on the cameras.
I have a visual online of remote.
He's entering the penthouse.
Okay, can you describe the control?
Shoot! We've got shots from the fire!
Your team at the beginning!
They're inbound. I need you to stay on the mine.
And do not. I repeat, do not.
Good, uh...
Chief, are we 30 seconds out or what?
Wait, this is a shotgun level for sure, dude.
Please, dear God, you see two charges for once instead of kicking everything?
Uh, I'm pretty sure the C2 is gas.
Oh, blow up and lock doors, stunning those on the other side.
Oh, I was thinking of CS gas.
Uh, no, I'm not gonna do that, by the way, just so you're aware.
For the love of God.
You're gonna have to pray to God a little bit harder than that, buddy.
Okay, big man.
Probably good with buck shot
Since he showed him a better way he will never use it now
Yeah, fuck off
It's only it's only it's been almost 10 years you guys are finally getting that shit, dude. Are you serious?
You think I want to be annoyed with a red background three line message of a guy telling me to play a different way
Dude fuck off sniff sniff my tanked my poopy tanked dude
I don't leon flakes for seven
I were in a helichopter dude
Come on my fellow high school graduates, we've got a very rich politician to save.
shit
oh man
I'm going to check everything.
And it's over there in the other corner.
Make it a straight.
I'll get it.
Right back.
Good to go.
be detected
hands up! down in your knee! let me see those hands! hands up! do it now! hands up! put your head!
try it! pick up me! keep your hands behind your back!
i look like what now! i'll kill you.
i'm shoulder!
i'm a civilian custody.
talk to the police.
way
What could be in here fella
You're in my way, sir.
Look, I'm kicking the door.
Well, you failed your objective.
The language you can, report to cops for debrief.
Surely that guy was not standing there when I was mirroring, right?
Surely he was not there, right?
He wasn't there.
He was.
Dude.
Clip it.
Please tell me if he was not.
He fucking teleported, dude.
There was not a bomb on the door.
It was a guy standing in front of me.
He fucking shot me.
Officer Cooper, please call desk.
I'm watching the clip.
I gotta pull it up, pull it up, guards.
Dude, he's not there!
I'm kicking the door
He was in the right you see his feet hold on let me see
Fuck off. I'm kicking the door.
Okay, first of all, it was not trapped. He killed us.
Okay. Second of all, like, yeah, it's like a dark shadowy figure, but yeah, you can make out his blood.
I assumed it was just like a piece of furniture.
We see the wire?
No at like like four seconds. I'm kicking the door
I look at the bottom of the door. There's there's no trap
Look up, I'm kicking the door
You see the wire at what at what time
They have flashbang traps which are different and don't kill you.
Fuck up.
I'm kicking the door.
Fuck up.
When you look up and left a little, okay, then hang on.
Fuck up.
I'm kicking the door.
Oh my God!
What is that trap?
I've never seen that!
call desk detective free please call desk what the fuck are we're gonna use our
NPCs to this from now on I'll wait I'll wait the extra five to ten seconds
man man meow meow meow meow meow get your squad to check next time hmm okay
Anything else you would like to add to the conversation buddy?
I'm not using my wedges, but I might.
You know what we should get?
We could get some C2.
But let's get another flashbang just in case.
Me me me me me me me me me, I'm gonna get a gas gun.
No s-ranks.
I'm going to be honest, getting the S-Ranks in this game, you have to non-lethal everybody.
Which is less fun than blowing their head off with a shotgun, I gotta be honest.
Getting S-Ranks in this game reminds me a lot of doing Silent Assassin in Hitman,
And Silent Assassin of Hitman's way more fun to do than non-lethaling you guys in this
game.
Albuquerque dognics for 7?
Dude, Silent Assassin of Hitman's so fun.
I'm probably playing Hitman again soon by the way.
I'm going to do something I can't remember.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Bam, bam, bam.
Just play hitman, it's better than this.
No, this game's really good, too.
I don't think those easier because they can shoot anyone with a gun on site.
Oh.
Yeah, but you don't really have the ammo for that normally.
The AI seems way too OP.
The AI, I said this yesterday, the AI reminds me of doing like terrorist hunting in Rainbow
6.
Maybe not necessarily like Rogue Spear or like the original Rainbow Six, but like I remember...
And this could have been because I was like super stoned all the fucking time, but like...
My friends and I, we had Rainbow Six scene, or on a siege, uh, Vegas.
And...
Dude, it was so hard to clear a terrorist hunt map in Vegas for me for some reason, man.
Holy wakamoli.
There's like no fucking recoil.
four-bit where he pronounces something like an idiot?
Yeah, bro, how long have I been saying Skype, dude?
Ten years.
Hello?
How long have I been saying Vegas, dude?
Ten years.
Ten years, dude.
Everyone says Skype.
Oh, OK. Is there a card here?
I want to get some coffee.
Yeah!
Yes, below.
Play something.
Anything. We're back.
You got to get on the carpet man affirmative
No three and two once we get inside I'll take point
What's my code name?
Cop killer.
Child killer.
So you want me to kill every child?
Look, you didn't get that name any other way, dog.
That's all I'm saying.
Right clear!
No!
Jump!
Get the hell out!
Point man!
Just point man
Derek let me take point
Woman in the bed you say you fucking bitch you
You chase me?
It might be a child.
Ugh!
That is a child. Don't shoot it.
Also, don't report this location to CK.
He's a kid.
CK the child!
I'm coming.
Where is he?
I'm looking at your camera.
Show me the child now!
Nothing's here!
Where are they?
If you don't show me where there is, I'll find them myself!
Please come in, bro!
He's coming!
Upstairs, aren't they? Where's the crib?
Okay, protect God!
Protect God!
Hold the door!
You can't do it!
Child!
civilian down
get on the ground
he beat you
he wasn't evil
We're replaying that one?
Yeah, that was a sick map though.
God damn it, we're replaying that one, you say?
I know where I'm going.
Are you going to the tone?
Stop doing it, you know what, fuck it.
More gas!
We should just gas the whole time.
What does that even do?
I'm high as fuck right now, boys.
Target spotted!
Moving in!
CK, no!
CK!
What the fuck!
It's only minus 15 for the kid.
That's it all right.
That's not that bad.
You
And Elvin they call me John danger I have to do everything dangerously my name
Danger
Yeah, I'm streaming the ARP tomorrow
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a shit on that
guys why don't you give a fuck
I
Why don't you know fuck? Oh
RP because it doesn't feel like there's anything going on more than 80% of the time
I stopped playing GTA roleplay because it's mostly self-inserts and it's boring as fuck true
I said this one one of the problems when like there is nothing to do and I feel like the talking to people it feels like
I'm not talking in RP. It just feels like talking to people which I already don't want to
Fucking hate the tractor man
My high or is Yoda screaming your high dog
This cut I got a text from my dad says I love you but you might want to consider cutting your hair off
except the fact that you're getting older and right now you look like a young man going bald.
Absolutely though.
I knew a guy who used Linux in high school.
He killed himself.
I
Oh
I'm gonna kill you.
Shit.
No!
Ow!
Hey, good job, guys.
You feel good?
You eating up on kids?
Huh?
Fatty?
Shut up, you're old.
You're getting mad.
No, please.
Wait, is that Mingo nuts?
Oh no, you're less than Mingo nuts.
No, dude!
How is Fatty bearable, man?
Need some of these fries.
He is our diss in the fit right now I see.
Just in the fucking fair right now dude.
I'm sorry.
You got sold out?
How?
You got sold out? How?
Eleo, Romello, thanks for subbing.
You didn't see shit?
What? It's not a sippy cup.
It's a very adult cup for men.
Obviously they're stripping us up.
Very much appreciate that blue and vivors in Choji and Closher Cat and in Barty Cold
they stripping us up and says Clive should I prime?
Did I bribe?
Entry team in the top. Move carefully. The hostages may be surrounded by traps. Exercise extreme caution.
of
the
of
No, come on. Take it down and bang the wall right.
Open the door!
Open the door right. Follow the rats.
Move in, please.
I'm burning.
Move in!
Got an open view.
Shut everything.
Drop it!
Let's get them down!
I got nothing here.
Checking the bed.
Nothing.
Doing the sweep.
I shot that guy in the chest when Blanket did die though, so...
Got two men down.
I forgot we're in the Baroness Hotel dude.
This guy shouldn't have a mirror gun
Okay, not good, not good, hmm.
I don't want to go out there yet
How are you down there
I
Know the guy
Which I did a map of this place or something
I got...
No!
Try slugs and shotgun?
Yeah, I'm switching to slugs.
Yeah, those guys have armor, for some reason.
That guy, even though he is clearly only wearing a shirt.
Like, I refuse to believe that shouldn't that guy point blank in the chest with a fucking shotgun,
that he shouldn't have armor?
Visibly.
Doesn't kill him.
So, they must be wearing armor of some sort.
That's okay. We'll fix it. Slug time. I would describe them as lightly armored.
He's got that 15k bulletproof suit. Uh oh. Park. Sanchez. Wind. Wait, we could have got another Sanchez.
Young.
Crews.
Park. Classic.
Park.
Let's go Wong.
Wait. Do I have to Wong?
Yes.
To Wong?
To Park, baby. Let's ride.
Yeah, Cheap, I came back. I didn't go so well the first time.
the first time and the baddie secret service everyone knows from had them
genetically engineered to have steel skid oh so they're rimworld ponds they've got
the uh the tough skin gland
flan d'or likes her so
guys that's me sitting on the edge there by the way is that cool I feel like I'm
all reforming a little bit
here.
Looking into the abyss.
I
Get down notified
What was that jingling noise Wow let's give me a big energy I'm already playing chess
I got you check it with a mirror
You good buddy?
He's not good.
What a bathtub, dude.
Aliens will look back thousands of years and wonder why they used to put bathtubs in front
of windows.
It's raining, but I'll bring a jacket.
Take care of mom.
Alex.
Wait, that guy's setting them up.
These hands are out the way sir. There. I'm on it.
Conveniently not here. Sus.
Good.
Stay on me. You got a way.
Looks like that door opened after I looked away.
That's a bucket trap.
The
motherfucking lobby, dude!
Let's all go to the lobby.
I'm buying an RSL, so I'm snacks.
What's up, guys?
Why did I have a mirror though?
Get the fucking lock pick out!
Hey, what?
Bro, that shit is hard to see.
Move over there
Don't worry, buddy. They're gonna be just fine
Move and stay there
Don't get up.
Move there.
Move over there.
I had my hand off the keyboard and I was drinking my Joe dude.
It seems that they wisely avoid tripwires, coward.
Why are you sitting in the worst possible spot?
Dude I had to get the best possible angle dude.
You just don't get it.
It's a criminal-saved civilian.
Man.
W-can I get a W terrorist in the chat?
Maybe pick him up and drop him?
Unfortunately, I cannot throw them that far.
If I drop him on the tripwire, I'm all so dead.
Andy Jack, thanks for subbing, says when was the last time you showered? Today!
Today! Today!
Move out.
There's an option.
Move slowly.
Obtages and traps present.
Proceed with extreme caution.
doors open I repeat doors open
all right we have a civilian down here leave this is time proceed with your
mission
one
well we shot that guy, one, one, one, a couple more
There's no point in using a shotgun with slugs in this game, I think.
Also, this bitch is a snitch, dude.
She yelled cops.
Hmm, that pisses me off.
They got officer number 275 killed.
You did blind her?
Once again, could have closed her eyes.
Let's get a smudgy, dude.
Let's get the L Classico.
Where's the...
one oh yeah baby GM suppressor so I want a suppressor I want them to know we're
coming oh yeah baby I've used wedges on this level okay
Ben?
Why you mad that she snitched?
Snitches get stitches.
That's the rule of the street.
Ben?
Yes?
No.
Is the MP7 in this game? I don't think so. It might be in PDW, I don't know.
Do I annuals crack their knuckles? Or am I just weird and quirky for doing that?
That's bad for you, Urban Myth.
Dr. Leeds, move slowly, hostages and traps present.
Proceed with extreme caution.
Dude, we should use the iron sights.
The iron sights in those guns are so cool.
Red team, you're up for suspects.
I'm ready.
I'm going to go and open the door.
Yeah.
It's on you, you fuck.
Hands on your back, move!
Don't do anything stupid.
Where are my bullets?
of
He doesn't reach.
He yelled at nobody.
Actually, I have no idea where I'm going.
oh
You all hear that sure
the
This is Doc. Trailer's inbound.
Full auto in the building, boys.
Hey, man.
I heard a guy behind us.
We good?
He was camping in the corner.
J8-X6 for 7.
He focused.
Keep focused.
Alright.
Clear with a flashbang.
I got nothing here.
You'll be in your hands.
We're a week to leave.
You're a billion years pregnant.
I know!
I'm scared, Dad.
We have one to be on me.
Talk to us about it.
Notifying trailer.
Check it with the mirror.
Got it.
I got nothing here.
to get with the mirror
got it
clear
red team
all team back up
on my way
red mirror
copy
believe the wand
check the cameras
clear your way
fucking dude
what are you doing
opening the light
I can trap
wires
blue
Get the device
Where's my fourth man
There's a guy right behind the store
I'm gonna get you out of here right here, right here, right there.
Wait, wait, wait!
Don't need to talk.
Once the building detains you.
Talk reporting.
Trailer's en route.
On my six.
I took it with a wand.
Oh what you eat?
Oh!
Hot and crispy!
Org- Org-er!
Classic.
Get your freak on, Frodis!
on fridays
no no no no no
let's move
I'm not gonna die
I'm going
I'll clear over here
good work
follow me
move in clear the room
ready
move in clear the room
I'm gonna clear and fall in
Okay. What's the plan?
I'm point man after all. This is what point men do. They take point. Man.
Let's all go to the lobby.
Oh, white.
Dude, a blackberry.
What the hell, eh?
I'm actually referencing the beginning of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie.
Okay, buddy.
Take the door.
Clear the flesh.
Leave their seat outside.
Take it down.
Open the door.
G, check that chatter.
Yep.
That's not Aaron Durham, it's a painting.
And that's not Aaron Durham, it's not Aaron Durham, it's not Aaron Durham, it's not Aaron
Durham.
That's not Aaron Durham. It's a it's a painting an abstract paint
Oh my god, that looks good.
Alright.
I'll provide support for you.
Oh, I'm bad.
It's me.
Oh, I'm bad.
Raise the mirror.
Chase the tannis.
Okay, now move bitch.
Move bitch!
Get out the way!
really is a trap. Oh, hey!
Was there a trap in front of the door? I missed it.
We killed that guy.
Oh, shit.
That's fine. We can take the scope off now.
Point man. Point man's.
It's me. Point man's occasionally in the line of duty.
We will miss a very visible trap.
That's called war fatigue.
Okay.
I've just seen so many traps to you.
That citizen could have warned you but he watched you blow yourself up and him.
Yeah, how come he killed himself?
Yeah, blame that on that guy.
his plug it bro they also call every data point then
holy shit
check on the scope there it is dude
Fuck, dude, you don't do what you tell me!
Don't shoot!
Fuck you!
Police, get down!
Make him secure.
I
Trailer's incoming.
No one arrests this guy.
That kind of pisses me out.
Checks this side.
I
Okay
Oh
Good work nothing. We're good on the bag bit clear. I'll bag it for you big strong chads
Resign in the closet be
I'm going to stand over here and watch.
I
We're ready
What do you guys think no laser sight fire
This is pretty fucking swag now
Who the fuck is talk titty open cock
It's good
We should give these guys more flashes
I
Gave up what a pussy dude
I
Boy man
Steps in line of fire. I'm the tank
Whose point man me it's one word point and man
Yeah, it does. I feel really strong, actually. I have an automatic rifle.
Aha! Nice try, game!
This is not good
Nice fucking try bitch
Nice fucking try
I think that guy's dead
Oh, my bad.
You got slime below gup?
Dude.
Bro, I put eight bullets in that bitch!
Hello?
Holy guacamole, man!
Give him more flashes?
True.
Dude, Officer Woosback daps him up.
My hands are sweaty and gross.
Duh-duh-duh daps you up.
I don't even have pistol ammo, dude.
You know you should have...
Seven flashbangs.
You should have...
Uh, seven flashbangs, dude.
Yup.
Yup. Yup.
And finally, Mr. Delta.
Boom. Dunzo.
Do we stick with the ump, though? That's the question.
Try nine bangs. I only need one bang, dude.
Well, actually, I have seven bangs right now.
Actually, I got, I got more like
God, 30 bang?
You know that people with shields can now not shoot, right?
Yeah.
I'm using them as their decoys.
Black Air makes for a 7.
Let's ride.
We got 26 flashbangs. Let's make this happen.
Oh
The suspects are holding civilians hostage.
Well, well, well, well.
The old five guys' friend.
I'm not sure what's going on with the drone.
Entry team, this is top.
We're going to return down.
We're going to go back down here.
We need to stop your elements.
Medical assistance is standing by.
I'll keep it up for you.
We're going to return down.
Hey!
We're in the area for you.
We'll talk to lead.
It's over. Entry team feds are taking over.
My bots, when someone kicks the door open directly next to them.
The enemy bots methed out of their fucking minds.
Milliseconds after opening the door.
Dude, watch the door!
Park you deserved it, man.
I'm gonna be honest.
Maybe next time I rest the one with the gun first.
At Moon Moon.
Nice. That was good.
T-Chess.
Ransom. I've never seen that.
Legendary pole.
Bom bom bom.
What can you do in that situation?
Seems like there's always one or two guys in that left room when we first enter.
We gotta make liberal use of our flashbags.
then do it what am i paying you for
I think one time they were shooting us through here.
Yup.
Please fucking move.
Now there's no one in here.
You can't get a glitch, so command multiple times.
And you find a conflict, and you're lost with the billion.
Repeat civilian kills.
And you're not gonna get a glitch, so command multiple times.
The gun, BAD NOOB!
Dude, that's what I'm like, there's just no fucking way there's guys in that like strutting hallway.
I'm like, I should probably check the other... dude, there's two of them, but...
It's everywhere, man. Everywhere, dude.
I can't flash every hallway, man. I have to save some of the flashbangs.
Holy fuck, dude!
Check your corners, rookie.
Yeah, you wouldn't say that to my face, dude.
Fucking pussy-ab-bitch.
tried negotiating no no no we don't negotiate it here
that one could have gone a bit better
says of the father for roomscape there are a number of hello excel cell may have
planted trap exercise extreme caution
balsam ro 22 salvo noi was why does Brazilian guy post about balsam ro
he told my son Dylan to do his homework before it's another F in English Dylan
You speak English there's no reason not to get an A.
Antique talk once the bill is out talk to me. I get proceed with your mission. It's yo GTG, buddy
Falling behind me
Hands up now truck to your knees put your hands up
Why is this guy wearing a vest?
Shut up nerd.
Yep, you good?
Yep.
I
Bounce
I'm not used to flat-share boys
The way they listen to the spooky music here
Am I supposed to be in town?
of
brother
of
the
way of the
the switch moving only to the right
bro where'd this guy go he's up here isn't he
I
Okay
They have a shooting us through the window red spawn camp right now
You hear that?
At least I would.
We're here to save you, man.
This is the first time we've ever been here to this particular hotel.
That's where we're about to get flanked from above.
I don't think we're done upstairs yet
Come on, come on buddy
You're coming with me
I cast nemonia
Come the point man calls
I'm on top of the wall, please
Get on the fucking plane! Get on the plane!
On me.
On you.
Relax.
It's okay, we got two more flashbangs.
Talk to Entry D.
Continue with Object.
Wait.
Alright.
Oh, they love Jesus.
That's awesome.
How about you shut the f up nerd?
Oh
Where's the wire I did not see that shit
Mama Mia
Bang it Billy
I wanted to try cool I wanted to try cool hip-fire moment it was gonna be like
Really action-packed and awesome dude. I don't like any of my bullets at that guy
Or my bullets
We should probably use the different gun
Maybe if you let them know the cops are there they wouldn't be so spooked to kill when they see you. Oh
Oh shit, if we just yell, we're the police, they'll put their guns down, just raw, dude.
Why didn't I freaking think of that?
Am I stupid?
MP5A3.
What's the difference?
Modernized version of MP5.
Hmm.
Integrally suppressed submachine gun.
Compact lightweight has high rate of fire.
Okay.
I want something with bigger bullets than 9mm.
45 ACP.
That's hard, right?
That's big.
fellow? Using RPG. I mean I don't think we should use an RPG. There's a lot of civilians around.
Use the SPC-9 and hold down the trigger. How about you hold this? Holds up middle finger?
I can do it right next to the movie in-game.
Ooooooh, yah, ooooooh, yah, ooooh.
Use P90 Rush B.
Dude, hip-firing P90.
Is there anything more liberating?
Boss Identity, thanks for subbing.
The gun I was just using...
Could not, it can't have a laser sight.
I think it only have a flash left.
There are a number of hostages and suspects may have planted traps exercising extreme caution.
Don't shoot!
Hmm.
Alvin, this is Tog. Proceed with your mission.
I can guess it will.
He's 300 blackout AR.
Glock in?
Hell yeah dude.
Let's fucking lock in bro.
Hang on.
I
Burn
Is this the right song
I didn't like that
Hmm, how about the AK guys that's cool
Everyone loves a good AK what's the scope look like
Early iron sights.
Dude, it's swag though. That is swag. Also, why is my outfit different?
We've probably unlocked some new shit.
We're going desert camo, we got to go to Iran after this deployment here so.
Oh, we can change this neat we got a tattoo it's flowers that's great on the eyes of
I'd have March
Trying my best to make this TTS teammates mods a thing
I'd like to see trying it to find the vanilla voice. I see is a base
Way this chatter is doing it dude, he's fucking doing it. He's fuck. Which one was the I'd have March oh
Oh, it was dead. It was the big building one. It's not I ran. It's the same sound as it
I believe I don't understand what you're trying to say
Where's my outfit hello
I
May have been a terrible mistake guys
This is not a-
No to my death!
Good work, I think.
The suspect has taken a civilian's prisoner.
B-5, suspect R-1, civilian Tom.
Who killed that guy?
Who killed the civilian? Was it one of my guys?
I don't know.
Bull auto.
I'm innocent.
And then there was one.
Watch your youth of four!
Secret service!
Mission failed. We no longer have control of the situation. Fall back.
Yo, I collided that. I collided that guy.
Now I wanted to restart because the lady in green is like a story-intrusive or some shit.
I guess it really doesn't matter if she was dead.
Arrowless experts of it?
I think one of my NPCs killed three Jacket Lady.
I don't think it was me.
Dude, minus 1.6k.
If this were golf scores, dude, that would have gone hard as fuck, dude.
Hmm.
Okay.
So we have to put a scope on this because the flashlight slash laser attachment are
so big it's covering the iron side.
Alright, maybe it's just a laser actually, hang on.
Uh... hold up.
Hold up.
Hey, stop for the next episode.
Maybe she's a gun designed by a Patriot?
Yeah, the AK-47.
Oh, it's green!
How do you miss those?
where's that gun shooting gas it's not shooting the gas it is expelling the
Yes.
Do you understand?
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Here we go.
The Momento Truth.
At the Momento-Dela Truth.
Shit, Averas, please call switchboard.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
You're a bad police officer.
IDK Man, have you seen his dog Katie Ratio?
So far zero dogs in this game
I believe this guy's got a boombox in here by the way
Target the situation is highly volatile. We have a number of
Suspect may have planted traps in the area proceed with caution
I
Hmm
Fuck
Second man.
Moving in.
Hands up!
Drop your knees!
Billion, ready to go!
We need to talk.
coming you day wait no no no no no that's good I didn't open that door
fellas
hey what the fuck was that guys y'all know what that fucking was y'all know
what that was
Oh, is the wind.
Oh.
Talk.
Suspect down.
Talk reporting.
You're clear to proceed.
Must have been the wind.
Search the room for contact.
No sleeping.
Hey, do you have your phone on you?
Yeah.
What's up?
Oh.
Depends you?
Yeah.
Defends you
He's holding the door nice
Is this your computer ma'am is this your computer nerd bitch
turn around don't get up you like the classics huh
we have a civilian not custody talk to the lead Roger trailers in
Hehehehe
Oh megalo
My Apple computer no
Why not pick the lock ever tell you to third
Okay, what the- no, this one.
Now, we-
What is the reason you are not doing this?
Zalot?
I
Do patients patients patients fellow's patients
Hands up above your head. Hands up above your head.
Let's go!
You mind? I'm the point man.
You mind? I'm the point man. Take it.
Provide support on me.
Are you?
The point man coming.
coming.
that door is open. sus?
Into the room and clear. I'll do that.
Dude, AK iron sight's so fucking iconic dude. Holy shit.
I'm gonna be willing to get in it.
DIRT! DIRT!
Go, go, go!
Opening of the right.
Over here. Right here. Power.
of
a
half
of
the
death of
the
death
of
got him that's
bring on bitch
of
the
death of
That hurt him.
Oh, he's dead. I'm going to assume I killed that guy.
Hey, where the fuck did you go?
Where am I going in there, boys?
Yep, this is the same room we just came from, XD.
What is this song for?
Some ready or not.
I knew where that song was from and he's a doubter dude which tells me he's played this game before
which means he does not believe we have what it takes to be ready or not
I
Can you watch the whole movie
I can't think of a reason in the world why you should move to my front
makes a lot of bullets to kill me.
They left me there with my, with them in my legs
and my stomach.
This is why they knew I was still alive
with the lefty dad.
I spent 10 months in a German prison camp
with nothing to stop the pain.
Dude, trauma dump, my Jesus Christ.
Ooh, I was in a German, I was in a prisoner camp, dude.
Ooh, I got shot 20 times.
Ha ha ha.
Trap.
It's gonna be fucked up if they like put some of the top and then like can have doors where
there's one.
Okay guys listen up.
Not good.
Oh
Tag him and keep over here.
I got nothing to do with you.
I'm going to kill you.
You're going to be okay.
No reflection.
How do you think we've survived all of these failed swap attempts?
You're going to find them.
They're gonna be okay.
Ready.
Captain ready.
Stop.
They're going to take off.
trailer's notified. I want to know when he keeps tripping the traps. I guess we'll find out.
What do you know about this?
I got the mirror.
You want to put it in the area.
Wow, good flashbang idiot. Good thing you got six more.
I need my choices.
Fucking good.
You want some more?
Got your bag to come in there.
I'll come and cover the area.
It's open. Good to go.
You gotta help him!
,
and
I
think
I
hope
,
I
hope
I
hope
I
hope
I
if
I don't know what to do with you.
Stop it.
Move it!
Damn, what's that?
Surgeoning chair.
You're ready for core.
Ready for core.
No worries.
Um, rescue all civilians.
Hmm.
Um, rescue all civilians, hmmm.
Probably in like one of these rooms or something shit.
six behind me.
The same way now.
To the door and clear.
Let's go!
Final enemy is Jeffrey Extreme, be careful.
Understood.
How come those guys stopped moving?
Help me please.
Let me see those hands.
Please.
Move again to Hanukkah.
This is brutal.
This is a container.
It's a building in the queue.
This is stock.
Trailer standing by.
Well, boys.
Another job well done.
Well boys, another job well done.
team roll in
Hey, not bad dude not bad
Reacher unlocked
Hey
Not bad dude not bad. I think I need a massage man
in the middle of my back.
9% believers care to give a comment to the doubters.
Yeah, I guess I'm just saying the doubters. Hold on.
Takes the microphone.
A constant throughout history.
Throughout history.
There's a lot of humanity to persevere through even the darkest times.
Is their ability to believe in a higher power? Okay, and you ate the a scum
Refusing to accept me as your God gamer merely proves
That you will not be permitted into the kingdom of heaven
The float over neck breaker, that was pretty, yeah, true.
US Air strikes have targeted villages housing a notorious terrorist group in northern Yemen,
which has ties to US cells.
One such cell known as the hand who have enacted a domestic response to the military
very incursion as a club pull up the briefing sheet I can't go to Yemen okay
this is throwing a quick conduct we've got a suspect of terrorists incident
unfolding down at the neon home calls are flooding in of an active shooting
inside the club calls have confirmed the gunman shot through the crowds on
their way a watched three car from mid-time division was driving past
to confirm the building looks to be secured down with large vehicles
locking the exit points while the entrance seems to be barricaded from the inside counterterrorism
has confirmed the hand has already claimed responsibility for the attack we've also had
confirmed by the cyber team that several shooters are live streaming the attack what these are
being cut but there are channels on the web that operate beyond regular control we've got
lspd and paramedics enroute and all local hospitals go contenders there's some big name
We all know that Neon isn't at first to stretching its capacity limit beyond regulation.
Don't kid yourselves, this is going to be a bloodbath, so I want you all in there shutting these assholes down.
What do we know about the situation inside?
Not much. We've got conflicting numbers, but we know at least four gunmen are armed with automatic weapons.
Early studies of the live-stream footage also have at least one wearing what looks to be an explosive vest.
They won't hesitate to kill civilians, so we need to stop them before they can do more damage.
we can't start saving people until these guys are neutralized this isn't going
to be pretty so get with your elements and get ready to move holy moly
what am I born in Yemen funds way into the company of a lot even out Zubair
we'll say that again a lot even out Zubair up a lot even out Zubair after
becoming a trustee figure in the end what am I was relocated the United
States this is where the trail runs cold blah blah blah shut up
hmm
I'm only human
Oh God! They're shooting everybody!
Run! Run over here!
Hi!
Shit! Oh my God!
Yes! Come on!
You need to help them! They're shooting at all!
Neon! You don't have to let them come!
Oh shit! They're coming this way!
Run!
Oh, my God!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I was being recorded.
What is your murder, Pete?
I need to go, somebody be on it.
I suppose you got shot in the place.
There's a thing.
Oh, God. There's so much fun.
Okay, sir, sir.
I need you to tell me where you are.
I'm going to be in the um...
I'm going to be sawed.
Oh, God, I'm all right.
911, this call is being recorded.
What's your emergency?
Hi!
You need to send cops to the damn that club!
Bro, shut up!
I know there's bad men here!
Guess they have body armor?
I guess we'll find out.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
Years in the Force 11. There he is. Evan Wong.
Dude, you need to get out of therapy, buddy.
Hmm.
Reaching tools employed by you and your team have a higher impact on civilian and suspect
Morale.
Hmm.
Eleven years and this is his final mission. Now, he's still in therapy, dude.
We can't bring him out.
Mr. Vanilla Horses for Subbot?
Just drink a beer?
Guys, I actually got some beer in the fridge. Right now. But I don't think I should be drinking on the job.
for seven. Agent Tempest, thanks for seven. Thank you very much. You're going to have
one as a treat. I do like the chase. Uh oh.
21 or multiple actuators on site.
Move quickly to the area.
Don't think we got him, ass.
Open and drop the blast bomb.
I didn't get that guy, I know I didn't.
These are fed people.
Good work Red Team.
Oh, he's chillin!
Wait, chillin!
Well, at least we got red team.
Those guys are chill.
I
My god
This is a fuckin' explosive mess.
Alamut, there's a star. We're ready.
I don't know.
What does that have to do with this?
I don't know.
I
Sure was behind this the red comment I do it
That fucking bastard
the
I don't like that guy on the course
Oh, no.
You never get to walk.
Hands up!
Got on your head on the ground!
Move your hands up!
We no longer have control of the situation, fall back.
Bring the grenade launcher with gas.
Um, yeah, I'll do that, sure, why not.
Do they got my wongs, man?
Officer Peterson, please report to Captain Porter.
Officer Peterson, report to Captain Porter.
Two wongs don't make a wong.
I wasn't sure if they had a guy named Wright in this game.
Let's go.
Laughing at own joke, don't make one funny combo.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
What are you talking about?
Open the front right
Full auto
Open the crew with flashbang move any clear
Red team
Wanted
I'm sorry man.
Mission failed.
Federal units on the road to assumed command.
We shot the explosive vest guy.
What the explosive vest guy?
Oh, we got our rest-
Kodama!
Kali-ma!
Didn't look like you blew up though?
Nah, we shot that guy's explosive vest.
Yeah, I saw it.
Coolest streamer world dude. Thank you. Thank you. I'm gonna dapp you up personally
How much I gotta pay for you to gift me a sub
How much is it six bucks we can do six bucks six bucks
Can we get a pledge of allegiance? Yeah
Yeah
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for
which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
You want to know one of the most cringe things I learned in my adulthood, dude?
Texans sing their own anthem afterwards in school.
Like, bro, you're not that fucking big, man.
You ain't that big, bro, dude.
Oh, god, so cringe, man.
You told this before?
I know.
I'm telling you guys again.
You don't think you ever did this, kid?
they do it somewhere well the fuck no we don't do yes you guys do now you guys
are pretending like you don't do it because you know it's cringe so you're
trying to save faces whatever man okay yes you do yes you do yes you do I'm
from Alaska I always remind Texas we size mug them every day of the year you
You guys also domestic violence mug them.
You guys know that per capita the rate of domestic violence in Alaska is much higher
than everywhere else in the United States.
I've been to Alaska once, believe it or not.
It was okay.
I could see uh I could see hating it. I could see hating it.
You had Filipino food there we remember? How do you remember that? I did. It was
delicious actually. I've been chasing that Filipino food ever since. I cannot
lie. That show is so good. That is the best pants that I've ever had in my
fucking lie
See how we did yep that guy's dead for sure
Okay, we got one on the head. That's pretty good.
Get A max for your Deagle and Jam out to Foon and Push B.
I kinda want to use the AK right now. That should bust it.
Where is my...
Bullet.
What's my favorite beer I don't know I just don't like I'm not really first of all
growing up I think I think the closest thing to a real beer I ever had was a
was uh, a Guinness, you know like those old Guinness with the uh, the plastic thing in them?
Or whatever, you know what I'm talking about?
You know what I'm talking about at the top?
The ball?
Yeah, the widget.
They all have that?
Oh okay, anyway.
That shit was fucking gross.
Apart from that it was always like Miller light and shit.
So I had like pretty bad experiences with beer.
weird I feel like my taste buds evolved in like the last year or so now and now I
can appreciate the taste of a beer
wait where the bulls hole oh yeah we got a truck you can stomach the taste of
beer now that's a divorce moment
You'd rather have a Sapporo? That's what I have in the uh... that's what I got in my
fr- I'll get a beer dude, fuck it man. Yeah, dude that's a real adult shit dude. That's
real adult shit
We go pee and do that I'll be back
Yes, me Lord
Hey, watch this
Holy shit.
He blew the swiftest punch, just a flex, my man.
I might see you guys tomorrow actually I'm not sure what's going down.
Bro, Jesus Christ himself could be elsewhere on Twitch right now.
He just came back from the dead end again.
And he could be playing Cuphead right now?
You stupid asshole, and guess what?
I wouldn't give a fuck.
The actual Rapture could be on the horizon once he beats the Cuphead DLC, and I would
not give a shit.
I would keep playing until the fucking fires of hell consume everything on Earth,
motherfucker.
be giga jesus for all i care and i still would not give a shit okay
there might be more people in here
I'm over weight.
Is it the same subject?
Break it.
Wait, I hit him. I did it. I stunned him with an hit in the back of the neck. And holy
fuck, it took a couple of days man, but this thing was like literally like three or four
reaches long it was kind of thick to hold it right out
At least he put a fucking checkpoint there, dude.
Why wouldn't there be blocks everywhere?
FUCKING CHRIST!
Can you make a picture of why it's a funny Dutch meme?
Dude, do I look Deutsch to you, man?
Oh, he didn't change them.
What is the meme?
It's not porn, guys.
Band and woman equals porn?
It is from the Dutch porn!
I should say I'm happy to be back, but every day I was out injured just made me see with more anger.
It wasn't just my body that was broken.
Something broke inside of my mind as well.
as well. I went to some dark places and found new levels of pain that I never knew existed.
Now my only goal in life is to make sure others feel my pain. And I know just how to do it.
NOOOO!
Thanks. Thank you.
Is that the hacker?
Oh, I'm dead.
All dropped.
We have them all.
Nated.
Dude, Pivo lads, Pivo, Pivo lads, Pivo.
Pivo lads, it's actually pronounced Piva, do you guys know that?
You play the Pivo song?
Which one?
mixed tape tape sorry thanks for something deadly enrolling taxis for something
which one this one
of
Not good.
Hands up! Now!
Hands in the air!
Wily Sally!
The traps.
Stay down and turn around.
I got it.
Yeah, I bet you do, you fucking pervert.
full auto they will know our rat this one's for
you guys chill oh you suck dude
I got bullets in my leg.
Or is it close to Vest, man?
Or is that motherfucker?
Ben?
No trust me.
No contacts.
Yes.
Gun to mo.
Falling behind me.
Close to becoming area.
Leave the wall and check the barbats.
I got a warrant.
The fact that these doors locked by our hazard.
I'm gonna have to report this to the fire department.
So it's way right there, man, we'll be right there.
Oh god.
Wait, where's the flooring?
Oh
Sorry man
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
I can't believe it!
You think?
Stop it!
God's question is beauty is even common.
All we do is laugh.
of
the
death of the
death of
Support on me, man.
Thank you, Mr. Thaik.
That was so scary.
Mmm.
Move in, Cripperon.
Thank you, Flashing Cripperon.
I have the girls in chat never seen one of those before that's called a year
Great dude, just fucking great.
You guys clear it? Good work. That was a closet, you fucking idiots.
I don't know where this dude is.
I
You gotta hit all three of those shots, fellas, I got it.
You gotta hit every single one of those shots, man.
You're playing any of the SWAT games now?
That guy even stared at me and was like, take it, bro.
If you want it so bad, shoot me in the head with your hand cannon.
And I was like, okay. Smile.
Shoot, miss.
Shoot's two more times while panicking.
Miss, bleed out, die.
Yup.
Oh, can we get our wongs?
Oh, he's in fucking therapy, dude.
Wait.
You can get our rights, though, dude.
One Wong equals two rights.
This is Toc, hi.
This is Judge.
Greetings, Toc. Please clear the airwaves. We're currently in a situation.
You know it's kind of weird that the terrorists took the time to stack these bodies up.
Why the fuck would they do that?
Except a lot of these are sub-
Alright, here's the plan.
Talk reporting.
Negotiations have failed with the activity to make entry and clear the area.
to play it
well we got you done
all right blue team. Let's rock.
I thought I was dead.
All in blue team.
Dude, I looked at this door and told them to go in.
I assumed they were both in that room, I don't know, they just never did it.
Because this counts as a threshold, so when I issued my move in Clear Command,
it kind of disrobed right here instead of that one.
I'mma fucking moron.
Security area, none.
Surging in here, yup.
Yup?
Say no to excessive fucking alcohol use
Look like it was a civilian with a best I kind of took my chance
Yes!
Move in! Clear!
No problem.
Right here.
It's all the way right in front.
Cap light.
Nothing here, sir.
Confirm.
There's a guy up there, I think.
Wait a minute.
Oh
So smoky
I'm so bad.
This is talk proceed with mission
Hey see her bathroom guys
Get them, come on.
Got him.
You're in my files.
This thing on me?
Please, I beg you.
Get down on your knees, hands off!
Get away from me!
Bullets that massive human flesh dude. I'm with Wong now. No my character is a vampire
He can't die. They're actually doing a ritual to resummon him back into the mortal coil each time
Let's try with a scope let's try with a scope
We better go better for us. I
I was trying to swag out, but I don't think we can swag out like I'm a fucking loser
dude. Excuse me permission to swag out Dinaaard
hmm this one's okay what's the best AK scope guys what's the metascope I
couldn't find it in the training channel
Let's see what we got here.
No ACOG, you fucking dope.
Is there a thermal scope?
No.
Both rights have resigned from duty.
This one's okay.
gun. Uh, these guys are wearing armor, so, you know, for some reason the shotgun not very
based.
In fact, some would call it anti-based.
This scope? Wait.
It's kind of cool, though. Isn't this kind of swag?
I say swag now, by the way.
Console FOV scope.
Dude.
You don't have to...
You ain't got to doom like that, bro.
Alright, let's see who's already up for hire.
Hmm, ten years on the force, huh?
Fourteen years.
We're gonna start getting the elder cops so that we can sacrifice them to the meat grinder.
Hmm, let's get a leaf.
That was six years from retirement.
Oh yeah, we're retiring them.
Yeah dude, yeah dude.
Oh, yeah.
Mmm.
How many years does a cop have to serve before they can retire, usually?
I assume 20.
JRX 6 for 7?
6-7.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Leave this talk, the actions here are unwilling to cooperate, move in
Alright
I'm not letting my guy die this time
Switch it.
Ah!
It's opening on the ramp.
It's a criminal rear lock.
Not today.
Two longs don't make a right.
I
Right with you
Empty over here
I got a new guy on me.
Moving in behind me.
No, why does it look pretty handy right now, actually?
You know, can someone pick up the phone?
Any blockages?
FDO meter
If the door moves in, it's permanent. I'll put it in clear with a flash
Yeah, maybe it's good it's locked
We should go from the top first good thinking team
That's my team, baby.
Target, stabilize them and we'll send the FDs.
The enemy is about to go.
We're gone.
The enemy is about to get ready to go.
Hmm
Yeah, I do that
I'm tired of this.
Make the table and leave with me.
Bro, what beach is in the real place?
I smoke this here.
And I heard that he was speaking airwrappin
Hey, hold on.
I don't like where you're sitting.
Get that Marcus ricket deadlock?
I'm bad.
Get that Marcus rake of deadlock?
I'm bad.
Can I get that Mali?
Yeah.
Dude, hell yeah.
Hold the maniac.
Hell yeah, brother man.
What's the, what's the holdout boys?
I
You serious
You gonna move no
So hard to see
How come they haven't been at the goggles that just oh my god
There are still six more guys. Jesus. I refer to an actual taxi for door clearing called
Slicing the pie slice this
I'm gonna fart noise my armpit
Ramirez killed woo killed
New woo acquired and Wong and Park
Can you...
Wu Tang.
Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.
Wu Tang.
Clan.
Need a woman on your team? You volunteering?
Was I drinking on Sapporo Premium?
I'm only having one though, guys.
I'm drinking it for the taste.
Daki and Sabnognik for civil.
Killing more Asian grandpas.
These are perfectly capable Asian men.
Doc Rehlam, negotiations have failed with the active shooters.
Make entry and clear the area.
Now, friendly fire, friendly fire.
Where'd my bullets go dude?
We might have to whip out the deagle, dude.
You died to the first guy?
That's not a guy.
That's a Terminator, by the way.
That's a fucking Terminator, dude.
That's not a dude.
That is a T-100.
Killing machine from the future
Sent back specifically to kill cops
Try the G36C all right after this one maybe we got to give up the active
Dude, no one actually has seen the Terminator movies, dude.
Okay.
Thanks, dude.
All right, get a grip.
That's just what film profiles say.
This seems smarter.
All right, motherfucker.
I can't see shit, I'm gonna be honest.
Oh my god that makes it so much fucking clear.
Holy shit it takes off the smog!
I
Surely they don't open the door right now
Where's your gun?
Weird
It's clear.
I might have support on me behind you.
Go, go, go!
Open, bang, and clear.
Looking the slice of your taste buds.
Head over to Chico's and try their new Diablo...
That sounds like Duke Nukem, dude.
Oh, and crew flashbacks.
Head over to Chico's and get their new Diablo spicy sauce.
Delicious.
I love spicy.
Tarnan!
Oh, wait, they don't have ammo.
They have what they have for their shield they've forgotten.
the
I'll put your hands like this, get out of the way!
You're gonna be okay!
Let's go!
We need you to handle all of this.
We need you to get ready.
You'll be okay.
We need this to start.
Receive your message.
I'm not going to let anyone, boys.
I got what how?
I don't like this room.
Go on boys.
There you go.
I am reveals explosive best detonates
Keep your eyes on the roof, and bend yourself.
There's no room for propoto like that.
Stand down.
The nice thing is civilian.
The guy I was looking at across the way
It was a civilian, we wall banged.
We fucking wall banged that motherfucking dude.
NVG are shit when there's lights, by the way.
Yeah, I know, that's why I turned them off at that one point.
Yeah, we kind of fucking executed that guy.
Absolutely dropped that father of three.
What's he doing at the fucking nightclub, dude?
I should be at home reading books or make nasty things for zealots.
I'm gonna read a book.
Personally, I'm on encyclopedia B through C.
I read the encyclopedia of my spare time.
Oh, geez.
I also like to play chess.
Word? Yup.
There's no point even flashing this door.
It takes them so fucking long to just die.
I
Fuck move any bad men in here
That's very important for you buddy seems like my reaction time was less than 50
Little hard line. Hold on it.
Hmm, not good.
Dude, my cops are really gonna execute me for accidentally shooting a guy. Really, dude.
What's up, mate?
I'm gonna knock you down, you motherfuckers!
Now let me go!
Put your hands up with me, guys!
I'm just gonna kill all of you!
Oh, okay!
Stay on the floor, I'll come on!
Do that!
No, I'm not!
Open the ground!
No, Bang it!
Bang it!
The others are ready!
Bang it!
Looking to spice up your taste buds!
Head over to Chico's and try their new Diablo fries.
You are talking to a guy that's supposed to leave you crying, love.
A little friend of yours.
Let me get this hand.
Hand in your hand. Do it now!
Hey, are they disarming you, brother?
You know what they call me back at the enemy, boys?
The point man.
Whenever there was a job that needed done, I'd be the first volunteer.
And I'd say, I'll take point.
Eight quotes.
Don't go too far, buddy. I'm the point man. I'll take four.
Summon another.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
I think we should give him some ammo, fellas.
Lucy Dyke, what are you doing, buddy? Love. Sit down.
Yeah, yeah. Tell it to Allah.
I
Talk to every team trailers incoming proceed with caution. Where's the hole and it
No
You guys really hate America, dude.
Me.
I love my country.
Let's rock.
Yeah, we gotta get these shield guys some.
Actually, I can't even... I can't order them to clear because they'll pull up their sheets.
That was a dude, oh my god.
You failed your objective, collect what you can, report to talk for debrief.
I'm in DRK 60 Monthly very much, one of the best bikes you've started and I got you bro.
That's five dollars done.
Have I tried gpnvgs to see more?
Bro, what?
Boy, this guy must think I'm tactic cool, therefore I know what that means.
Yeah, I've tried that a couple of times, but the, uh, the AVGN and the GPS were kind
of in conflict.
So, the TOL was kind of like at like half capacity, you know what I mean?
What was the uh, this one?
Carry handle.
What the fuck is that?
Wait, there's a bunch of carry handle.
Hmm, I want a dot.
Give me the dot.
wish you get the suppressor the lake I think there's other don't forget the
LMBC so let me be clear let me be clear your bossy is getting blown out I gotta
give these Chodes some ammo here you go
deployables
Boom
Now we got a Delta
Rebels seven flashbangs. Yes, sir
Yes, sir
You know, they don't have a laser say it's probably really hard for them to
To hit anything, huh? It's all got 15 bullets
Alright, we're gonna give him the El Gloco.
We're like the El Gocco.
Blah, blah, blah.
Uh, we can lose one Flashbang.
Boom.
Gloc, laser pointer, dub.
Alright, alright, alright.
Now we're gonna double-tech Charlie real quick, cause...
Okay, it gave the laser pointer to all of them for some reason. Weird. Weird. Now
we're also gonna give you guys...
Mmm, M14s. Yup. Yup. Everyone gets an M14.
Practical!
Surely this will work, right?
This gun's awesome.
Very strong.
Wait, what?
Oh, I think I did Delta at first.
Okay, great for nightclubs.
Woo Jung have been killed. You know we gotta grab a Smith. You know we gotta
grab Smith, too. Let's get the Smiths on the case. Hang on.
All right, here we go double Wong double Smith. Let's ride
Wait actually a lot
You gay f still by the way, okay
Uncalled for
Mar-bar, thanks for sub it
Can a smith get some goop?
Hey!
Wait.
Goop.
Wait, you play Arc?
Mmm.
That's awesome.
My bungulator?
Of course I am!
Of course.
My goopa?
What the?
Pick it up!
I'm the boss, you listen to me.
I guess he should.
Got the scope so fucking monstrously big.
of
the
You're right.
Hey, arrest this guy.
He's under arrest. We were looking too good.
I
Suck my dick
Entry team, this is Tark. Stabilize them and we'll send the empties.
Stabilize them. I got it.
Come on, get it!
Someone got hit by my block
Boy man
Thank you
There's no shaking enough
It's all a bit, I can help.
Entering the talk.
It's really good to go for you.
Surgeons to cure.
Not here.
Trailers are ready.
Can't hear shit.
Am I too quiet with the music?
Leave this talk.
Notify medical.
Ah.
Wow, good intel, buddy.
You know, scopes are kind of a rip-off, if you think about it, it's literally just
all old.
I can see our Skellington.
Talk to lead.
Trailer incoming.
Proceed with caution.
I don't want to arrest that guy.
I
Target trailer standing by
This has been incredibly stupid.
Whoa, gotta go!
What?
Wait, so you're gonna watch people in the bathroom at this club?
That's so awesome.
What the hell?
You're not gonna help Bomb Vest, man?
Other Bomb Vest, man?
so freaking bright move oh you're telling me I will fucking kill you I've killed so
many of you guys I've been pretending it's an accident how many cops I've retired fool
What gave up, dude?
Ladies!
Jail for you!
The good thing is there's no traps on this level, right, guys?
Dr. Lee trailers notified
Okay, big room time.
Go, go, go!
Talk to the police. Go to behind him.
I'm not sure where I'm at, but I don't know if I'm yelling at my finger but I don't think I can hear.
Where's Guadalajara? We gotta take him in.
What's up, boys?
Middle America?
No, no, no.
It's a person.
Not a place.
Where's the back door?
What place am I?
I got nothing here.
Here's the map.
Man, this guy's so fucking strong.
Hmm.
I can't read
I had a movement movement clear
Move in and clear the room
Go go go!
Get back walk out fool!
I'm going to the men's room
Because I can't go to the men's room because I'm a man
Also I gotta pee
Stay with me
You gotta wait
Only doctor disrespect can't hello Gillette
The best of man can get
Wait, this is where we're backed up from, I remember that.
You looking like a shrimp right now?
Dude, I'm sitting up!
Oh, fuck.
Wait.
Yeah.
One of you is gonna die.
Probably most of you are gonna die.
For real?
Just don't make it good to go.
Everything's good to go.
That's my constant security.
I think those are JBLs.
I was like, hey, what's up, hello!
I feel like we've been here.
What are we missing?
Hey, nice.
We're missing, I think, the last guy, the Gundamo.
Wait, I've got a gas gun down.
Okay, kind of weird.
You fell us first, you fell us first, but only...
Why man needs to take a break? Why man's been shot 20 times?
Alright, buddy.
I'm gonna be a rear man first, I gotta...
We kill them, boys.
The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist.
You're a nasty piece.
Coming in to handcuff you.
Going in to cover.
I'll zip it up.
Leave me here with my brothers.
Uh, no, I'm not around.
Join us, Twasie.
Where's the pool entrance?
Hi-yah!
Good job guys.
We did it.
I didn't think one shot to the ankle would kill that guy.
Why, we didn't even get a penalty for it. What the hell just happened?
Now, my TOC said team lead has gone rogue, eliminate him.
The fucking stormtroopers are coming.
It turns out giving the shield guys ammunition with which to shoot their guns makes it a
little bit easier.
What?
But the impetus to now crack down on weapon trafficking within Los Sueños LSPD has raided
a suspected exchange point in North Hills resulting in multiple downed officers, exercise,
extreme, caution.
Hey, Ferb Chief.
It's a car dealership, me.
Alright, gather up.
We've got a rapidly evolving situation and we don't have time to lose.
Detectives from the Out-of-Thout Task Force were conducting routine warrant service at
Caesar's cars in North Hills.
went wrong and now we've got officers down and shoot out in progress. This dealership
has been watched for some time and the owners are likely using it as a launch pad for the
packaging and sale of the leak weaponry. The original intel was that a big deal was going
down tonight. With the cover blown, we need to get in and try and salvage as much evidence
as we can. We've got no time to waste on this one. We've got two main entry and
exit points on side one and side three. I want a team on each. Things have already
escalated so we're going in hot we need to get things under control so that the
trailers can get the casualties out of there do we have anybody on the inside
none of the raid team made it inside we don't know what happened give them hand
cannons you think they would be accurate two detectives all working
undercover to view the ship one we know is now deceased the other is still a
lie but it's only a matter of time if we don't get in there and take control
okay we're a few minutes out are there any questions that's what I'd like to
here. Lock into a shitstorm, people. Keep those communication lines open. I want to know what's
going on at all times. Now, get ready to move. Located undercover officer Brian, restrained and
killed in the meeting room. Hmm. I wonder where we're going to find Officer Brian on this place,
anyway. Maybe in the meeting room? Restrained and killed?
Dude shut up you pussy man the amount of violence that our character is seen
The only thing that reminds him he's alive is additional violence.
Rezone they should have been beat up they should have it.
This part pep W in parenthesis never played this game.
Wait is that guy baiting?
Master style?
Hmm.
I think I'm gonna go with this one.
me when I type FW this is an AK mission for sure what I feel like that
guys making fun of me. I like this couple a lot more. Also this gun's really good.
Full auto-blickies.
Dude, look how far this kicks up.
Each shot.
Look at this.
So we start here.
Boom.
Headshot.
There it is.
On EV and base, poop got in, down, playing 6 for 7.
Hey, we got, like, what was with the music there, what the hell?
John Wick over here?
Did John Wick use a cam cam?
I thought he used like a more womanly handgun like a snub-nosed revolver or something.
Oh yeah, he used a pencil dude.
Drew, I'm gonna get some coffee.
Is that chill?
We chill with that?
I'm also gonna throw away my empty beer bottle in the trash can.
I'm not gonna recycle it.
No?
Alright.
Yes, my lord.
I
Come here Billy
No, please wait, I'm friendly, please!
Please! Please, Billy!
I'm gonna fucking slice you!
I'm gonna slice you!
Come here!
No, stop it!
Wait, truce, truce.
Okay, hold on.
Give me something!
Stop!
Please!
Anything you want.
Please!
Please, I promise.
I promise.
You can have all my stuff!
Just give me please!
I'm gonna wipe his kid!
Please don't do it, please. I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding! Please!
Okay, I love you.
I'm going the other direction.
I can't walk.
Come back, help me, please! I don't have a gun! Please!
Oh, shit. Please!
I'm almost dead. One second.
I am also almost dead please.
I'm healing.
The kind of gun you got, brother.
A grok.
I'm new.
I don't have my mags, so I'm fast reloading.
I'm new and I don't know what kind of ammo that is.
It's just a little nine mil pistol.
like that didn't work well maybe it did
alright well I don't see this guy so
thank your saves he's near the dorm I know I'm malfunctioned
I'm gonna fix it and kill him
alright we're gonna make it out here and we got this
what's your next act I'm guessing you got to do crossroads and shit on
I got crossroads
Do you have any ammo left in your gun? I have my gun malfunctioned
Okay
I'm new
Gotcha, you know how to fix it. I hit L. I think
shift R
Just don't kill me, please I
I won't kill you.
Requesting ordinance!
What the fuck?
Uh, yeah, I'll get right on that.
No!
Oh, shit.
How do I fix failure to eject?
I'm just pretty much about to start with that.
Here, I got something for you.
I got something, I just said...
I'm gonna do it, Chad.
Let me patch my stomach up so I don't starve again.
So you said you're new?
Yeah, where's Crossroads from here?
Basically, if you just keep hugging this wall to the right, it won't take you there.
from that right over here. I have no idea what is even happening on my gun right now.
Is it still fucked up? No. That's weird, it's showing that you don't
have a mag for me yeah I got like the one of these tiny ones okay I got you
whatever I'm on yeah I had no way I'm up sorry empty
watch my backup it's a fucking AKM is 762 oh I got some ammo spare you can
reload good mags with it no I got like 30 bullets that should be enough okay
are you trying to do a quest right now or anything?
yeah i need those sand wall healing kits or whatever
yeah i guess
I'm sorry man if you ever see this I'm sorry I got no loot I'm sorry
What would you have?
Poopfisties!
What am I, viewers?
I'm sorry, man!
I'm sorry, David!
I'm sorry!
You know!
I'm sorry!
Please forgive me, please!
Fucking poopfisties!
I'm sorry!
Please forgive me, please!
Fucking poopfisties!
I'm sorry.
Please forgive me, please.
Fucking poop bitch.
What is all this shit?
I'll VIP you bro, anything man, anything.
What is this shit?
This is fucking poop bitch.
So, there you are, little fella.
Don't be afraid, I'm just trying to whip off your face and use it as my own.
I am just trying to be your phone, stay still.
I am going to eat your eyeball.
Please, I am just hungry.
I don't want to eat.
I am just trying to be your friend, stay still.
They said it wasn't possible to kill Satan in 39 seconds
Wait, gold slime?
Oh my Jesus, Sim's on the Moon Moon show, huh?
Where'd he go?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Dude's pissed moment four!
Legendary.
Me too.
Now I got a coca-cola.
Boy, is that cool?
This is for poop fist.
Dude, poop fist, yeah, me and you said he was sorry
and I said it's okay, dude.
So that's kind of, that's kind of like,
that's kind of justice-like.
Oh, you guys are all putting your fists up.
Oh, I see what you want.
You want to dab, dude.
Dabs, universally dabs everyone in the Twitch chat up.
Boom.
Boom dude, dapps you up dude, you can't dodge it bro.
Yoishi Tenka, universal death.
That's right.
That's my domain expansion.
How do you think?
This guy's on my sights.
Sorry to element.
Suspects are refusing to negotiate.
You are clear to move in.
All right, we got some narcos at the car dealership.
Proceed with caution.
Yep, that's a corner.
No one in it.
Are we back on Skid Road yet?
I'm going to die.
Police! I have to go to your hand!
Where are you yelling at?
LSPD! Don't move!
Oh
Holy fuck the important
Yeah, we got four of them bad boys
I don't like this I don't like this one bit
all right boys let's ride
Good.
That looks like it could be a magnet.
Should I?
We could save lives.
When I walk in
Do these guys are shooting me with these piddly ass pan guns, man. I'm still dying. What's the point of armor, bros?
What's the point of armor, dude?
Co-sponsor, dude drink Coca-Cola today
Here on the Moon Moon show we exclusively only drink Coca-Cola. No water. No juice
Only only Coca-Cola and piss
Let's start on the back alley.
I thought we chose the back alley last time, didn't we?
Same thing.
Yeah, but on the real, though, I think we all know that Coke tastes better than Poofsy,
dude.
Straight up.
On God, dude.
On God.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking Allah.
Motherfucking Yahweh.
Mm.
Mm-mm-mm.
Yup.
The same tier of ship.
You want your fucking mouth.
What's the plan for this round?
I'm probably going to run into an open room with my grenade out and then die.
This is Toc.
Suspect are refusing to negotiate.
You are clear to move in.
Is that chill?
How come we can never do a level in like a sunny field of flowers?
It's always dark, wet alleys.
Sorry, I just wanted to be included. Actually, I have no idea what they're yelling at.
We'll come back for you buddy.
The door's open.
I
Did stop yelling they're gonna know we're here
all teams
are you yelling at you stupid book
He- Oh, no!
Oh, pork!
Yeah, I'm dead.
Ooh, someone's going to cart!
I look like a cop. Oh it is a cop, no son.
Well, fuck you.
I'm sorry. I drank some soda. Soda!
Dude, can you imagine like doing PVP in this game and like, with the free lane dude seeing
someone it seems on it like that well I'll show you as well looks like it
seems someone hit the young case blowing key dude look at the top right
All right, please don't hit the yoinkie splinkie dude, you're trying to hit this guy?
Say to happen then, man.
On my six. I got you.
Hey, you talk. Something's not good.
Please, there's a shock coming from the rest of the standing block.
Weapon safe.
Move in. Get down and move.
Wait. This is the room.
Hands in the air.
This is not the room we came from. Oops.
Wait, who are you?
No, please! Hands in the air!
Police! Hands up!
I heard that I don't know why I thought that would be like an underground staircase
Good to go.
Lead to talk.
William, please accept it.
Entertain, this is Toc. Keep going.
Alrighty.
Don't forget they can crawl under the fucking things.
Go, team.
Ignore him.
Hides, as point men as want to do.
They'll never hit me back here.
They'll never hit me while I'm yonking and sployking.
Blood!
Right, back down!
This is your team. Get your pockets down.
Left, right down. Breathing.
Talk to lead. Camp's notified.
Surgeon's secured.
All right.
Securing.
This is what we do with the paper.
Left, right down. Moving.
This is top. Clean house and we'll take the house.
They got support on me.
Wait, dude, you know Stope that guy.
Red team, open the latch. Fall in.
Okay, I'm going to cover you.
Enter and hold here.
Hands up! Down here!
I heard that.
I don't know how that first shot wasn't a headshot by the way.
Well whatever.
These cars are nice.
Yeah, it would be a real shame if I unloaded an entire magazine into the most expensive
one.
I can't read it, I wish I had binocs dude, it looked like it said giraffe.
know anything about cars anyway dude yes I yeah I do hmm looks like they were
trying to hide something guys
that said human trafficking guys that's not based
Got him all zipped up.
Talk reported. Notify attempts.
I think that killed the guy.
Well, I almost fucking died.
Oh, that's scary.
I heard that bitch I heard someone in here
There you go. All done. Yes. Suspect down. What?
Behind you. Find support. Thank you very much.
Yo, long as I call Bloody Killer, man. What are you doing out there?
Element, this is Doc.
Staying your clear to proceed.
Get down and keep your hands up!
Cover me.
Dude, why is the-
What is this manger blingering down? Hello?
Nice 360, that was sick.
Can't bug it, so here.
Okay!
in the ground.
I'm going to kill you now!
Move in!
Clear the room!
Move again!
Opening on the left.
Free me!
Opening on the left.
Get him laid out.
opening on the left
blood's over here waffling on the ground you get out man
Suffer quietly, please.
Who is hard?
I think they're above us.
They're above us.
Oh, God.
Move in and clear. In position.
Move! Move! Move!
Breaking!
Move to my front.
of
the
death of
the
death of the
death of
What are you guys doing?
They're not just issuing orders.
I'm the IGL.
You listen to me.
Dude, that's Officer Brian, guys. No. They found out. He was undercover, dude.
Oh, they were drinking, too, having a good time, man.
Vibe destroyed.
Hold up, we go around.
He's already dead.
He's not dead.
He's screaming.
Everyone back, everyone back.
Everyone back up a little bit.
No flashbang, huh?
And headbutt. And headbutt.
the carpets
Mirror ready post up and cover
Yep
Don't worry poor man watch the rear
All right
Who said that
Keep the door. Deploy flashboats.
Reaping.
Look, they're already here.
Oh, hey, look!
Alright.
We're gonna put these human trafficking scum in the dirt.
I've got a terrorist killer for... er, put something over there.
My turtle beaches are popping off right now, boys.
What have we missed?
Turtle bitches?
Alright man.
Mild Leon called for.
Revokes the death that I universally did earlier just for you.
change the summertime today? Hey man, how was your poop? No poop today, huh?
Do you hate me?
Walk around, bitch.
Get down and put your hands on it!
Get down! I want the hands!
LSD!
Don't shoot!
I got him!
What the hell?
Tell him the time.
civilian ready for training.
Albus, listen to us. Trailer is incoming.
Roger that.
Ooh, what a bargain!
What kind of car is this, boys?
What kind of car is that, boys?
What kind of car is this, boys?
Oh...
You shut up so it's actually so fucking embarrassing or a loss in
Yeah, that's what they say. That's what everyone says about me. I've got boy
I'm the point man
Literally everyone says that
I can't go in there
of
the
fact that
the
Well, that's just another day.
And it's going to be.
Good job everyone.
Roll in.
We did it!
Smith-Mayerley's resulted.
Boom.
See rank incoming try be rank because I left some evidence somewhere
We're never gonna have a full squad of people by the way you can do stuff
Oh God I did I knew I need a fucking massage man
He's gonna punch me in the back
back. Wait, he resigned. No, he didn't. Yeah, he did. Fucking bitch. He'll unlocked prismatic
glasses and relax pioneer tube. An officer lays dead in the path to Cherisia Farm. Wait,
This is the level I asked for it.
I said, how come we're never playing on a level that's like, flowers and it's sunny outside?
This is it, dude.
Let's freaking go!
Alright, everyone listen up.
so we'll be going in somewhat blind. Officer Garcia has stranded the vineyard and taken heavy fire from all sides.
Sergeant Perez is dead. LSPD is en route with all available units responding, but we need to get out there and shut it down.
The chariots of vineyards have always kept to themselves, but this morning the LSPD got reports of a group of women from that compound
assaulting a male inside a gun store. They fled the scene in a white truck and the plate traced back to Elaine Raskin.
Now, Raskin is an interesting character, she's at USIA, she's got a discharge, but everything
relating to her is sealed.
If she's leading this thing, then we gotta be smart with how we go about everything.
The Chereosevillian is a large complex with three primary buildings and also several small
outbuildings that pose a threat.
However, Officer Garcia is pinned down in the central courtyard.
Our primary goal is to get her out of there, and then set up a perimeter and try to make contact with Rascal.
The land of the vigneters being uploaded to your devices right now.
Study it as we get moving, because there's no time to waste.
There's been plenty of shit shows over the years with incidents like this, and I will not have this being another one.
Any questions?
Dude, what the-
Who gets your gear and gets your ass in a seat?
Move!
Bro, what the fuck? Is that like-
I thought this was a statue of verse, but I think that's a person.
I'm sorry ma'am, but this is an emergency line. I'm going to net-fast today.
They must learn to pay for their crimes.
I'm the vocal!
You, bow down to them. You are the vocalist.
I'm the vocalist.
down to them. You offer yourself like a cheap whore. You could be saved, but only when you realize
the power they hold over you is nothing but smoke and mirrors.
Ma'am, we have been calling them.
Ha ha ha, good. Yes, send them all to the slaughter. We are one, and we are tough and
I've been treated like pets and age-vaders for the next generation of filth.
Can I take your name, ma'am?
My name...
My name is of no consequence, because we are one.
They stole our bodies, our minds, and our spirits, but they could not break us.
We have no more.
We will not stop.
and we will not be stopped.
Hmm.
911, this call is being recorded.
What is your emergency?
This is Officer F.C.F.
I've come with a free pilot to cheer you up for family injuries.
Ma'am, did you see Officer F.C.F.?
Yes, Officer F.C.F.
There's no radio reception out here.
When I look this up down, they'll ping down on all sides.
Shut up, dude.
We're gonna save you, don't worry.
Damn, this is straight up a cult. That's cool. It's all woman cult
Hmm
Oh wait, it's this mission pep W. Dude shut up. You don't know this mission. You've never played it
Shut the fuck up!
Every mission they say that dude, PEPWO this mission, the only time that was relevant was
the mail room one dude, yeah it was that mission and it sucked.
Fuck that mission.
Funny green frog emo.
day. Beautiful day.
Talk here. Suspects are taking refuge in the area and are refusing to cooperate. Move in.
Remember your use of force and secure the area.
Hmm.
I kind of want to go around if I can.
I didn't look at the map because I'm an idiot.
Oh my god
Wait, those are like chains this is the woman symbol dude wait
Red mirror for suspects on it
One day is ready
Yeah, I don't know about that, big man.
team open and deploy flashbacks
sorry
I'll get him ready for transport.
Talk to lead. Notify reality.
Keep your hands up now!
Talk to your leads!
We're going to target reporting. We're ready, area.
Hands on your head! Move!
Hmm...
You're the same as the others.
Oh, I got her.
We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport.
Talk to element. Proceed with mission.
Moving!
Move, move, move!
Wait, they're still clearing. How?
How long?
Eh, dude, I don't know where the fuck they are.
We're still down.
Oh my god.
It's a nice building, dude.
It's got to be traps here, dude.
It's so quiet and ominous right now.
of
the
I'm not going to give up.
Criminal scum.
You're there hunting on date, Rabas.
I mean, that's kind of a base.
lead forensics notified you chose this path now you must walk it
Full auto.
Oh!
They're keeping bees! That's awesome!
Squeaks, thanks for shoving. Daps you up.
You notice my hand is a bit, uh...
sloppy?
You look at your hand. It's mayonnaise.
Dude.
Yeah, break them chains.
Well, I guess we found out where all the women are in this game, guys.
They're in the crazy woman cult.
Oops.
Where are you hiding, you little bitch?
But I can't say bitch.
Where are you hiding, m'lady?
Who saw that?
Dude, they keep...
She's shouting us out!
Man!
Can I kill one?
We're gonna go...
We're gonna go on the cypher's.
Eww.
You good?
She dead.
I want to go on the other side first.
I don't like this.
Ooh, now you're pretending to be insane. Not gonna work. Not gonna work.
Cool, nice.
Okay. Now we proceed.
Oh, I don't like this boys
Boy man take a point
You're ready
I'm going to kill you.
Rot me dead!
No.
No, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no!
How about if you like that?
No, get the others!
Going into the house.
Come over and get round one now.
You've been caught.
We no longer control of the situation and fall back into the fucking side of 12, dude.
Holy fuck.
Well, now we know we can bring our shotgun and it's going to be awesome.
Name five women so that we know you're not being misogynist.
All right.
Easily, easily, peasily, dude.
Here we go.
Everyone says that, by the way.
Easily, peasily.
One Condoleezza rice boom boom-bop boom
Oprah
And ran
Nancy Pelosi in parenthesis young
Pokey main. Yep, that's a good one.
Sorry, I'm just reading chat.
Name one spice, girl. Scary spice.
Why'd they call her that?
Shotgun, and we're gonna bring some buckshot.
Jackie Chan. Oh fuck dude. Oh fuck, you got me.
Dude, my kid's gonna be so hyped to see the new Mario movie. Holy guacamole.
He's not gonna know who Fox McCloud is though. I'm gonna tell you that right now.
You like from Smash Bros? Like no.
Fucking Coronaria, idiot.
idiot
excuse me
he took out star wolf
and fucking
pigley whatever the fuck his name was
pigma it was pigma
i remember dude
yeah, pigma dude
we all know pigma
pigma won
negotiations have failed and suspects have dug in
Entry team, go in ready.
All right, we're going to hold our shit sideways here, I think.
Element, open and toss a flashbang.
Oh, it's not like they're having a lot of fun in there.
Damn, I'm going to get down!
You're having a ride in fear!
I don't like this business boys.
You got the one.
Are you okay?
The building is ready.
We need to talk.
Talk to the element.
Trailer's in room.
I
Start here
Who's up
you can and keep moving. Not any more.
Keep your family close.
Lead, this is Tark. Proceed with your mission.
Make an attack.
Okay, move. Okay, move. Okay, move.
This wasn't store open
What does that mean
But we don't go my area actually
I didn't think I would employ my closed-door jutsu, did you?
I
Will kill you
Hmm... Alright. Oh, they're eating cats, dude. Gross.
I
Can totally fit in there
All right
We got to find Garcia
I think that's her name
Pull this out cock it
Guy she got me
Move in and clear it
I
Got
I think I kill a crow
Yeah, yeah
door and flash it. Nothing, huh? Kick the door open and flash back.
Bang it.
Got an opening here. Opening on the left.
Talk. Let's call back down.
Talk to entry team. Proceed with mission.
Search the room for contact in the area.
We good? We good?
I forgot I have the gas grenade gun.
Maybe it's time to gas him out.
Big stinky.
You are covered in blood.
Jesus.
You're covered in blood Jesus
So soon
That was a fucking basement!
This is the courtyard where she was supposed to be pinned down.
That was a very convincing lady.
Hmm...
Oh, we don't even save you.
Point man.
I'm taking point.
I love speedy!
I want you to get down slowly!
I love speedy!
I want you to get down slowly!
I want speedy!
I want you to get down slowly!
I want speedy!
This guy literally said let me see your hands if they're blowing one of her arms off Jesus.
Excuse me guys.
Excuse me.
Save us
Impeccable
Get down and put your hands up!
Get on the ground now!
Get down and put your hands up!
Hands up now!
Drop to your knees!
Go to hell!
No!
Pull it right out of the ground!
Run it down!
Walk!
Move it!
What the fuck is happening?
This is awesome!
Point man, taking points.
Well, weird. Not illegal.
Now it's my turn.
What kind of crafts do you do back here?
Oh, you're in a dungeon.
Woman dungeon.
Is this incense?
What is that?
Sage.
incense what is that sage it's a gigantic blunt that's awesome
we go this way new
This is crazy.
Oh, they're digging graves.
No, okay, bro.
All right.
Hmm.
Everyone else first.
Boy, man, it's wounded.
I can't move.
Oh, please.
I'm sorry.
Enter and clear.
The right channel.
Go here.
I'll see you.
Provide support.
On your right.
That's her.
Get up and good to go.
Where's it going? Notifying medical.
Safe.
We got our homework.
That's Carol Baskin. She needs to go to jail for what she's done.
Move there.
I'm moving.
Suffer not to those whom take without.
Careless of the basic instruction.
But suffer in return they shall.
Hmm, how about gas grenade?
She is somewhere and I'm not sure where that somewhere is.
I think over here.
Oh, surely she would have coughed, right?
Oh, no, oh, no.
Get old bastion!
Why?
You know we hit the Yonki Splunkie on that bitch, oh god we did.
Elements, this is SOC, Notifying 10s.
Okay, you can move now.
well well squad of all men who happen to be asian
I think we did a good job here today don't you?
Move on the way to my front. So enjoy this scene together, shall we?
After dear this is talk over to debrief everyone
I should have been quick to a flashbang.
President Hispanic? No, he was adopted.
Pretty insensitive of those who assume that.
A death card makes you a sub-
President's Filipino?
Mmm see for cuck no see for cop and that's the best score we can get because we're cops and we're real cops
Everyone respects us a great deal
Up for as was I what a dick we had a moment in everything dude
Who double-cruise do triple cruise where we need one more man
Y'all got trips!
Relapse.
After the club incident, remnants of the handigode to rescue the lone surviving leader now placed in her police supervision in the Coastal Grove Medical Center ICU.
I don't think people should shoot up hostile.
It's briefing time!
Calls have come in from the Coastal Grove Medical Center of an active shooting taking place.
Now what we know so far is that approximately 20 minutes ago the first reports came in of a gunman forcing their way into the medical center
Now initial reports along with intel on earth by the cyber crimes team point to this being the hand
As if we didn't have enough to worry about
We've also had reports that some of the gunman are dressed as hospital staff
What means we need to detain everybody
I know I know they're not going to be happy about it
but we can't take any chances. We need to get in, lock down the hospital and
restrain anybody in a hospital uniform or who is behaving suspiciously. We know
there are multiple shooters, but we don't have an exact number. From the
information we've gotten from 911 calls, these guys are shooting anybody they
see. Not epic. If this is a hand, then it's probably in retaliation to us
We didn't do that, we killed them.
any questions get your gear get your ass in a seat move also known as katama oh
because we learned his name after we arrested him the first time so he was
taken to the hospital after getting beaten up by some correctional
officers and now they're trying to bust him out of the hospital
Roger that let's go shoot some doctors
You ate Bapus and rice for lunch you did not fucking eat Bapus man, but the fuck was Bapus again
I know it was like a
Filipino dish made from minced pork or beef lung
It's like a shitty organ meat chili, gross, it's like liver and like lungs and hearts
in it dude.
Although I was told recently by my government to eat more open meat.
Why would you argue with me?
You're gonna make it, I'm gonna do it.
What the hell do you mean, man?
Yeah, yeah.
I ain't gotta do shit.
Tell it to the judge.
You're ready.
I was a good lead, holy fuck.
I
Man taken boy
What?
Bro.
That end moment?
Hi! Wait a second!
Hey! Oh, it's a bomb vest.
I thought that was just a bulletproof vest. I was about to actually blow her brains out. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm an NGL right now.
Hi!
It's over.
It's the team.
Roll in.
I've answered the call.
Call it.
This is talk.
Notifying medical.
Oh my God!
Dude, they penalized me for the guy who got killed by the shrapnel with me, dude.
Holy fuck, man.
J-A-K?
Thanks for 7.
Gonna make me relapse.
Dude.
You're clean from the fentanyl, brother.
I cannot believe that happened actually I'm not
I
of the
high
and
stairs of the guy like I knew they would be dressed as hospital staff that's
intel that I heard and listened and understood what I did not possibly
expect is that not only would they be dressed as hospital staff they also had
bomb vests and they were going to use them to suicide bomb me boy of the
Beating for some that I did not know lemon got things for seven dabs you up
Y'all ready for this
Or do we need to repeat 10 million subs?
You wouldn't ever watch the space jam with little baron James in it.
I forgot that shit came out.
No wonder people's mental abilities are so high.
Does that- does it still have like, bugs, bunnies shit in it?
a game by the way. What is happening? That's so obnoxious.
I had to make sure it wasn't my smoke alarm.
Point man, take your point.
Shit.
Go to the front and back!
You're down! Keep your head up! PD Douglas!
Hands up now! Talk to your knees!
Uh
Point man taking point
I
Shlumped
Well well well, they must so good holy moly
Like this
Oh, you can't get me there!
Jesus Christ!
Get your hands off of me!
Alright, she's gonna bomb us.
I'm just gonna...
Move closer to me.
Ooh, nice air physics.
Move me the hands off.
Don't worry, it's just in the bottom.
There's a lot of bombs out there.
Doctor, keep going.
Here we go!
Shut up!
I'm getting ready.
There's a real doctor, guys.
Looks at confidential medical documents.
I don't want to go into the beep room, guys, with this kind of vest that's fucking...
Oh my god.
The precision from Point Man unmatched.
If you shoot the vest, they explode by the way.
I'd like to know what you think.
After that, this is talk.
Proceed with mission.
Good work, boys.
Good work.
This is the guy we're after, by the way.
Enter Team Talk.
We have one dead suspect here.
standing by
Who are you talking to
Hi.
Handle under your head!
Hey, you're doing that!
There you go, X.
Move me in the handcuff.
Everything's gonna be okay.
On me.
From you.
Stop doing your thing.
Continue mission.
Don't order me.
No bomb?
Ain't that the truth?
80s action movie theme begins to play.
I assume that's how it goes.
Do you know what this reminds me of?
No mercy.
Left or dead.
Yeah, I know.
It's a hospital.
Wait, we're not done on that floor.
The niche reference?
Yeah, I don't know if you guys ever heard of Left or Dead.
You didn't play that.
Hands up! Down on your knees!
That's just the MRI machine.
You guys want to see how long it takes? Let's hold our guns and see how long it takes for it to get ripped out of our hands.
Don't get lazy. Danger lurks around every corner.
Oh the red room
I'm gonna search for two of our targets, take care of the rest of the guys.
Hey guys, what's up?
What's good dude?
Who was that?
Who are you?
That's Park I think.
Who was that? Who are you?
That's Park I think.
Where am I?
Focus him.
Ay-ay-ay.
How come I can't have like a suit like Master Chief that like absorbs my piss and nutrition's me?
She's not fucking bare, man.
Or in gay.
Okay, actually we're gonna serve in the bottom this time so we know uh...
So we're clearing each floor.
Did you play Payday the Heist which had no mercy as well? No, actually.
Dude, you guys remember getting on crime net for the first time in Payday 2?
Dude, oh my, oh my god, so fucking peak! Oh my god!
Oh fuck!
You guys remember clearing your first Left 4 Dead campaign?
Oh fuck!
Lead, this is Tuck. We're on limited time. Disable the bombs and detain anyone in the area.
Hey, Burm. Point men. Taking points.
I'm dead, aren't I?
Watch my back, dude.
Trailer's ready.
Stands on your corpse for some reason?
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Dude I got the space team theme song stuck in my head
Come on it's lamp
Hey welcome to the
Jam
Y'all get ready for this
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Oh we do.
Boy man.
Clearing ride.
Fuck it staircase. I wish I had a one wedge.
Okay, what the fuck was that?
What is this?
It'll wash away the sin!
A dishwashing miracle!
There's a guy coming to come out of here.
You hear that?
It's a fucking theorem.
Stickle, man, stickle!
Hands on your head! Do what you think you're doing!
Put your hands up!
Shut the fuck up!
Now down your knees!
Get out of here, you hands up!
The best part of the movie was Newman.
Woo! I forgot Newman was a speed fan!
Did he do the dinosaur thing where he was like, um, guys?
There's... there's literally a T-Rex behind me.
Guys, back up. Oh god.
I thought you were a terrorist.
Bobby.
What is fully tatted up wearing a mask on him?
Hehehe.
Oh, we went right? Yeah.
Y'all ready for this? Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man. Wait, wait, wait, don't want to go up yet.
I haven't had one of those in weeks.
Active shooting in the hospital, huh?
Wait, that's where we are!
Oh
Wait
Mama Mon TV
Let's freaking go dude
Oh
Yeah, we're doing good. No one's died yet. No one's died since we've gotten here.
Do you know how fucking smart the first guy who came up with staircase like this must have felt?
Right because I bet people were sure I'm just building staircases straight. You know what I mean?
And this one guy was like dude
We could save a ton of fucking space if we just like
Went up like half the distance and then made a u-turn and then went up another half of this dude. Holy fuck dude
Can we not go to 4-2? Maybe this is just blocked up here.
Spiral Staircases existed for 3,000 years. Yeah, I know, and I'm saying 3,000 years ago,
John Stairs probably got a fucking standing ovation in the Greek court, whatever it is.
You know what I mean? That's all I'm trying to say.
All I'm trying to say is that you will never be the guy to invent Spiral Staircases.
You know what I mean?
And that's kind of fucked up if you think about it.
These are the law guys.
That's a flash.
Mission failed.
We no longer have control of the situation.
Fall back.
How come that guy was a flash?
It's not fair, man.
Babylonians didn't have shit on John.
John is so fucked up man like you'll never be the person who invented like
modern computing dude I mean fucking boomers man they didn't share shit
you'll never be the guy who invented socks not me fucking live socks saved
you probably more than penicillin which you also won't be the person to
invent. There's no single person inventing anything. It's a collaborative process.
Mmm.
You'll never be the guy to invent the cope that that guy was just huffing on to justify
there being literal geniuses in the world.
They surely one person invented one thing
Talk reporting the area is highly volatile if use the bomb and apprehend anyone on site
You meant to banging my mom
Alrighty still doing that
Oh, hey, man.
Okay, he's speaking Arabic.
Hey!
I did what I had to do. That's right. That guy was running at us, man. And then he pretended
like he got flashbangs?
My Jesus!
Oh
Boy man taking boys
Continue with your mission
I'm coming
Sorry
That's a bomb.
Swedish detective platoon?
That guy did say Allah, and he wasn't a doctor to have to...
And he did have a bomb strapped to his chest.
Like, at what point is it not reasonable to shoot that guy in the head in this situation?
Ain't nobody telling me why.
Maybe he's a muslin doctor.
Yeah, he could be a muslin doctor and be at your place of work without a bombstrap to your chest.
Which is the reasonable expectation.
There's the reasonable expectation.
They're trapping moms of hostages though?
Look, you gotta make some tough decisions in the field.
Alright, we're on the main lobby.
I
Don't judge a book by its cover guys
in your mission did we get a man you went to school for eight years your
doctor now so wait outside pussy I've got my GD and I've got things under
control
Lotta good that doctor did you huh?
Am I right?
Am I right fellas
Yeah, kind of
Let's just say I was hoping this day would come
All right, we're gonna upstairs
I
Call
Lane, this is talk you're clear to proceed
Get on the ground, we're gonna die!
That's my phone, that's my phone.
We're larping a little too hard boys, we're larping a little too fucking hard.
First of all, that bitch is a power gamer, I punched her in the face and she kept running, dude.
Okay, man.
Who was that I've never I haven't seen anyone in that costume
a
Lot smited you do this guy's running around the fucking second floor of the shooting hospital
A lot dude, I mean we shot the guy in the head. We were right sometimes gonna make tough choices do you make tough choices?
What does Bismillah mean by the way?
That's literally what I would do, that's what I would do.
In the name of God.
Bismillah.
This mission goes well.
Here's my dick in your mouth, okay?
I just did.
Time to enter, dude.
We're on limited time.
Disable the bombs and detain anyone in the area.
Alright.
Let's ride.
kind ofoda
burnbomb
a
my
already for this
ird
attorney
Don't move!
Do not move!
Elephant, don't move!
What? No, no, no! Crazy idiot!
Slowly! Hands up!
Put your hands up!
Don't move!
Hands up!
Get down!
Put your hands up!
We are talking to the police, eh?
Moving into handcuffs!
Oh, they're having a birthday party.
Oh.
Dude, why should have a hospital, man?
This has to be him.
I had my knee on me.
I don't want you to stay alive.
Moving in!
Who would shoot up a hostage?
Nothing here, sir.
Well, I'd blow it up with bombs.
Alamut, there's probably a...
How does that work?
Kind of beta-coated, actually, if you think about it.
On your six.
Like pussy-bitch-coated.
Who are you yelling at?
Bro, this guy was hiding.
I walked right past this guy.
Alright.
Point man.
Taking point.
All right, point man. Taking point.
Hmm. You see that guy's gun after I shot him?
Actually
That's a good thing they got everyone out of the hospital beds in time for the shooting.
Unless there was never any people here to begin with.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Hospital gate maybe?
False flag?
Mayhaps?
I will try and shoot anyone I see on this fucking staircase.
guys we found the Arabic ward also that first guy that ran backwards into that
room was also a terrorist
Oh it's so tricks on them dude!
Alright, so far for today's video, I hope you enjoyed this video, I'll see you in the
next one.
So far for shooting doctors who do not visibly have guns we are like we're three for three
right now on them actually being terrorists so that's pretty nice I kind of had to fire
blindly into that doorway.
Oh my, help me!
Get down, I want to see your hands!
Police, get down!
Hands up above your head!
Move there, heading up now.
Hands up now!
Drop to your knees!
and
if
you're going away for a long time.
Mission.
It's okay to drop bombs.
Let's talk. Make suspect in custody.
Talk to the warning. Trailer's in.
Now we need to talk. We got one big talent in suspecting.
Talk to the alarm.
Cam's notifies you.
Squad requesting beef jerky stay.
D-Night?
You know I thought that that would be, uh, here.
It was, uh...
It seemed like he had a unique dialogue.
White sweat from brow.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, and then the red wire, uh-huh.
Now we're gonna splice them.
Oh, fuck.
Do you think they got an Xbox here?
Panam panam panam panam panam panam
Dude
Isn't there like a charity that like gets like gaming shit for hospital kids are like terminally ill
It's not the Salvation Army.
Ethene does that?
Oh really?
I'm just going to circle, dude.
It's just a money laundering scheme?
play free of my penny arcade there you go wait should we leave this building I
got no I'm not thinking of Isis no no no damn they're gonna blow up the
children. It's a good thing literally everyone escaped first.
Yeah, we're don't worry we're not gonna donate to Isis.
I think if I was ever gonna do like a another charity thing it'd probably be
for like like terminally ill kids in a hospital or some shit because man I'm
I'm sitting here, I'm seeing this shit right now, and I'm like, dude, imagine getting like brain cancer in big 2026 and your nurse light rolls in like an Xbox One for you to play some games on.
Dude, that shit would piss me the fuck off, dawg.
Straight up.
No, I mean like the original X-Box, better than nothing. I mean, maybe, but like...
They about... I mean, they about this way, like...
This guy's a fucking bomb, doesn't he?
Good job.
He's the greatest gunman to ever live.
He's literally the most powerful and most accurate gunman to ever fucking live in the history of guns, dude.
Dude, I actually like mentally like I was like I'm gonna challenge this guy.
I pulled on my deagle. I'm the John Wick this guy as I enter the room dude
He was like actually I'm gonna react in an inhumanly fast-paced and shoot you in the face and kill you instantly
Through your armor. Fuck you, bitch
That was in the hospital I'd take a nest
Absolutely better than the other yeah, I look I'm saying yeah, like yeah, obviously like, you know
outdated
Something would be better. I mean a lot of cases get the older stuff
But think about it like this, okay?
Let's say you're like an eight or nine year old with brain cancer dude, like you have
the most recent gaming console at your house, right?
And then you go to the hospital, your parents are pieces of shit for whatever reason that
they don't bring your fucking, your latest Xbox to play Fortnite on, you know what I mean?
Which leaves you at the mercy of like, a Nintendo.
Do it for them.
Rolls at CRT with the N64?
Like, like, like, first, like, and I know this because my kid would not be able to
appreciate like a PlayStation 1 in that scenario.
You know what I mean? God forbid.
A lot forbid, dude.
I have tried so many times to get my kid.
I'd like, you know how like the switch has like the fucking like virtual
like NES and like SNES thing did we go through that shit and I do all the time
I'm like dude we should check out Mega Man X dude that game is awesome he's like
no no no I don't think so he is not about that shit dog he wants to hop on
We've been playing Dokapon recently. We're almost, actually almost finished a full game of Dokapon.
But apart from that dude, like one of his favorite things, this kid's such a lorper man.
You guys know that the most recently open world Kirby game? He likes to literally sit there and
like in town and just like not do anything but like pretend to hit me. And he is perfectly
capable of playing the game. It's just he has no desire other than to like pretend to
him because he you can't you can't attack each other you can't attack each other so
he's like oh she's like beating my ass but like you know I'm not taking any
damage like that's what he would rather do it's funny anyway speaking of which
get a tomorrow I'm gonna go piss we'll try to try to win tomorrow to
When I went into the first expansion, that's crazy.
Dada, Dada, Dada.
Good. Very good.
You got your nephew on fire, Red.
I got my kid likes Pokemon.
I'm sure he would like the older ones too.
I've been meaning to get my kid on.
Mario RPG, I know he would love that shit, dude.
I know he would.
I know it dude
He loves Dokupon Kingdom and
Dokupon Kingdom is like it like it kind of like an RPG board game
You know what I mean? So he fucking loves Mario. He loves Pokemon like those are all RPG
Or the Pokemon shit is like RPG like I just know if he boot up Mario RPG duty would love that shit. Anyway
I'm gonna go piss on my toilet take a poopy and I'll see you guys on Monday
remember
Loss watch that space behind your ear. You know, it's on fire. I'm out the really gross one