You
What up?
Greetings.
Welcome back to the Moon Moon show
Guards play me in
Play me in play me in
What's up?
I gotta fix my toupee.
It's not time. It's not time. It's not time yet.
I would if I could, however, apparently I can only have a maximum of five VIPs.
I've been Mr. McBoodie, thanks for subbing.
Bing Bong, G4 Skin, thanks for subbing, nice name.
It says, we wash your face, how far do you go up?
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for God subbing, says TGI Monday, right, big dog?
Big Monday.
Are you pushing up some hair with your headphones?
The front needs to advance to cover the Vanguard collapsing.
I'm going to do that shit again.
Alliance main
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the graphic soul I
Lose Mooshie thanks for something
No camera looking crisp as heck.
He skipped you. No.
He didn't resub. I didn't miss anyone. Pete's grooving crunchy pickle. Thanks for something.
Okay. I asked TwitchChip before I went live but what's that song that goes?
Wait, wait, wait, actually hold on.
Hold on.
Fuck, I can't remember dude.
It's not dance till you're dead. It's not, actually it might be dance till you're dead.
This is it, yeah.
Yes, sir.
There's something too many things for something.
And I must have a bad extra, but seven leaf.
Happy birthday, dude.
Daff's you up.
Big four, oh, huh?
Big seven, oh, huh?
Why don't you thank me?
It didn't pop up.
So thank you.
AC and Captain Bill, Captain Bill,
you gotta share it for me to be able to thank you.
What's the best twitchy mo turkeys is pretty good.
It's got Mugle. Thanks for something.
Eight more months till 10 years, dude.
King J. J.
Six.
It feels like just yesterday.
Just yesterday, dude.
Say something.
Once I'm described by a.
Disclare six for seven.
Thank you very much.
Fuck you.
It's literally aga. I don't like aga. I don't like aga
I do like the weird yellow guy mascot though
Like the weird 3d yellow m&m guy yellow button man
I know I asked you guys this before but like what is that guy from dude?
It's from like a weird like European guy who just like makes animations with him. I'm pretty sure
Part of a surreptice for something Joe
Some German guy
It's an NFT or something now I'm pretty sure
So long as it lives in twitch shadow will never fully be an NFT
You remember the best team on your channel you fuck Yoda was the best team out
We still have Yoda dude
Yoda was Yoda turning around someone like it
They don't move thanks for something stop booping grandma. Thanks for something jaded some of you very much
This one
I will put it back sure why the F9 I like that one
How many slots do we have a lot?
I'm trying to see the one third and removed a bunch of ones that we don't we don't use ever, literally ever.
Mace, wind, doobies and Gragatix for seven, which is a commendable cause and I appreciate that.
Hyperbuke, thanks for seven.
Use all of them, actually.
Oh, yeah.
Name 20 of the ones that got removed.
Oh, wait.
Puma, please.
Wait, how do you guys know that one?
Where does this even look like?
Oh, it's from a guitar man.
Thank you.
Coolie, Sean, thanks for God subbing.
Thank you.
Juicy armpits.
42 months.
Juicy armpits.
Juicy armpits.
Juicy armpits.
Juicy armpits.
Hyperbuke in Voljament and Mudcake in Nancy Pelosi's Giant Knocker, 6 for Subic.
How's, I mean, beatless of your real guys.
How's the hair looking?
Sparse.
Tragic.
Okay.
Those are, those are not the adjectives I would use personally.
Desolate. Okay.
Co-op on. Thanks for sub it.
It's both your full cam screen for us to tell.
Enhance.
Where's the Zemo?
I'll have that one.
I don't think anyone's gonna use it though.
That's a good one.
Dead ass, dude.
10T and Boxheart and Lord LHC, thanks for the...
LHC mode only looks good if you hover over it.
That's true.
There's too much going on in the background, dude.
PB&J, thanks for selling.
That's on Cooper Pratt contract.
Cooper Pratt's.
Ooh, a baseball player.
People watch this shit, let's be honest, bro.
You guys don't actually watch baseball, right?
I
Like the majority of people in cheddar like oh show you honey. Oh, he's so good
But this guy actually name drops him a hick from like Alabama to be Cooper Pratt Cooper Pratt
What's next a hunter gatherer from fucking Tennessee?
me. Just signed an eight year contract with the Louisiana fuck brewers or some shit dude.
to be timed out for the rest of the stream denied soldier.
Denied.
Denied.
Thoughts on beer, cheese.
I like beer, cheese.
I'm a fan.
Macaroni X one hundred ten months in Chugadu, Narwhal, Argy,
Gedwin, thanks for seven.
I think that like beer cheese is like one of the few things I've eaten where I feel like
I've like actively felt my heart being congested.
Stuff like like like fondue and shit, dude.
Me, me, me, me, me.
What about blue cheese?
I like blue cheese.
I write a line that someone's mom served blue cheese like a family dinner.
And then her kids found out that it was actually just expired feta cheese.
We are enable watch streaks for viewers.
Yeah, I could do that.
Fuck it, dude.
I thought they were enabled.
So I don't use like the normal chat, so I don't see a lot of stuff.
I
Don't know where to do that and the giggle the spam's the chat. So do you bitch?
So do you
They forget why disable it
Didn't you disable them because you had actual alerts playing from them?
Oh, maybe on Streamlabs?
All right, hmm, hmm, someone in chat said, did you forget why he disabled them?
I sure did.
Did I don't even know?
Where I get the widget from Streamlabs
anymore these days, actually?
Where is this shit?
Me-o-me-o, me-o-me-o, me-o-me-o, me-o-me-o, me-o-me-o.
Not like fixing that would be clicking
one toggle button. No, it would. I just can't find the
the thing. Phoenix tail six for seven.
It's like it gives me like a browser link that I used to show subs.
So.
So.
So.
So.
Can we get back sniper Burt?
Sure.
Sure.
I'm looking for this fucking
hmm
dumbass emotes dude you guys are just haters man
This bit a hater dude alert box settings found it. I think the fuck was this?
I
Strip have not been in this menu for like years
I'm not seeing it I see follow subscriptions base raids twitch charity donations cloud bot redemption with the fuck is that
Merch and tipping. These are the alerts that will show up. Which one of those is
watch, watch streaks?
Well,
how many people have you seen do the fentanyl slump since the beginning of
2026, uh, one person.
I tested. Thank you, Kevin.
How much does a full tank of gas cost you now?
$326.
Trying to play my vacation on the next moon jam so hard feels bad man, dude don't worry.
Guys, once that alimony is paid up, Larko, thanks for sub.
I'm going to come in and chat from Bano who says,
L. Ray Calvo, Aubrey L. Stream.
Dude, thank you.
I wanna see you try color, I don't have a brush on me.
Use my hand, my hair is very fine.
It would cause it to become messed up.
I just dumped a soda on my shirt on purpose to change things up a bit thoughts I
Think you should go outside I
Think it's time
It sounds like you just want to feel something dude
I'm gonna feel alive
Don't put on a new shirt.
Why don't you install the new camera yet?
Don't say it's because you're missing parts.
It's a weird process.
It's not just plug-in and use.
I tried to do it and it didn't work.
So I've been putting off learning how to do it, I guess.
Can you bounce in your chair IRL please no reason.
Prozactics for subbing Giga.
Fan request, dude, you know I deliver on every Giga, dude.
This is from someone who couldn't put up lines the entire time he lived in his home.
I'm not holding out a hope on the mic. First of all...
New mic.
Did you mean camera, sir?
My friend Odei sent me a screenshot of your stream because he thought I was you for a second.
Lol, he said he likes your streams.
I am you.
I am you
We are one nor fleet takes for God so
And then goes an asprec and a thoran and prozac and 7600 sim D. They just so thank you very much
Lockman birth control takes your seven ketchup and Zeno side to find her and big red pond. They was a
Dude
Enough stalling Buddha breaths
There's a Game Boy Advance game.
Boot it up.
I got my GBA on hand, dude.
So sorry.
We were almost going to play it, too.
Gargett, thanks for silver.
When you go back to the pit, I've been thinking about it.
I don't think we've ever actually beaten the game on blood moon.
Like every expansion.
Look got close, though.
Got close, though, dude.
What's the name of that one?
I can't remember the the boss that we lost on
why you stem rocking because I'm remembering all the the intense level of autism required to like
raw dog of darkest dungeon one blood moon run.
You lost the last boss. That's insane. I think we were like one expedition or like one move off of winning.
I remember it being like really like so unbelievably like close and ridiculous that I didn't win.
the game.
It's because you went over the
death threshold.
Not a song in the game, by the
way, I couldn't believe that.
You took two units to the final
boss fight because you could not
not afford to lose the two units to the boss mechanic. Oh yeah, we had to go in, dude, with
just two guys. That is so fucking hard, dude. Oh. So we could have won, we just got like
crittin died during the fight. It was a deathless run. No, you can only have like a certain
amount of deaths and a blood moon difficulty run before you auto lose pretty much.
And because we were because if we had one more person die.
Because because the way that it works is you sacrifice everyone on your team, right?
Except for one person.
Why did I only bring two people?
I don't remember.
Henry, thanks for sub-
You sacked two people.
The fucking shrugging O-tag-y mode, dude.
Sora, thanks for sub-
Well, that's all based on all. Thanks for subbing.
You're fine with sacking most contestants in Fear and Hunger.
Did I miss so much shit in Fear and Hunger too, dude?
There's so much shit that I will never see.
Cheap among them death scenes because I'm too fucking talented.
That game is giga ass.
punch that guy in the face. Eventually, they forgot something. Oh, true. Yes,
below. You got the punch. New look on beard today. Nope, same homeless beard.
You see Garrick playing the new RE4Rando update should be so tight.
No. I've never had like a strong desire for randomizers.
And that's because I smoke so much weed growing up that I already have forgotten where stuff is in like in the base game, right?
Do you know what I am saying?
So I'm a loser, yep.
All I remember on RE4 is the first sequence, the boulder.
I remember a little bit, actually.
Meow, meow, meow.
I remember protecting Ashley and then, like, and when you're in the castle or the cathedral,
whatever.
You know, maybe I have them...
What is check door?
Let me check to see if it's locked.
Okay, shotgun reload method.
Wait, I kind of like this single-shot reload.
I'm not gonna lie
Well, let's fucking roll dude
Does anyone have the cop anthem in chat if army simulacrum to get one passive voice wish me luck GLD jail
I was looking to see if someone remembered the person who had the cop's prayers in here
today.
of
death
of
death
of
oh my god oh my god check for nudity settings or a streamer mode or
something just saying. Hmm. Let's see here. Hmm. Yes. Gameplay. Join modded servers. Record
Replay I don't see no nudie settings dude. It's patched out in this version
Dude, I don't want to see boobies man. I'm here to kill
murder style
So shut the hell up
mea mea mea mea mea mea mea mea mea mea mea mea mea mea
I actually like this level.
Billy earth six four seven have you heard my snuff a joke?
hehehehehehe
oh oh
mm
Overwatch win
Tonight dude, stay tuned. Actually, stay tuned and then tell 100 of your IRL acquaintances and friends to tune in as well. And then get back to me.
And I'm gonna need a group photo as well.
Affirmative. To the children's ward.
Ouch!
Uchi mama!
Check the traps with the wand, okay?
Check the wand.
Get down!
Hands up!
Don't let him use your gun!
We're coming for you!
Hands up!
Hold your head!
I don't take rest, dude, he was hiding on the corner and he started running and just
bugged out.
That guy was running to explode on my dude.
I'm hearing some weird footsteps on there.
I'm gonna be honest
It's you in the face
Where did the fucking bomb
It was the Thera man guys.
Big mistake.
Yeah we chill everyone?
Why is this door open?
Dominous music begins to get louder.
Hey!
Down to the ground now!
Blinds you?
I am not the one you want! Yes, okay!
Let's move!
What's your name, Doc?
Please, please, Doc, just...
Stay here, don't let him get in that way.
We'll clear over here, Doc.
It's your happy home, Maxine!
Luke Hawk, we have a civilian in our custody.
Fall in.
Hmm, yep, dead doctors.
Blood splatter.
I'm pretty sure this level doesn't have doorcrafts.
Arrest that fool.
Oh, hey, what's up?
Opening on the left.
Well, time to go to floor 2, fellas.
I'll take point.
I'm the point man.
Where would I shot that guy in the head?
That was so epic.
Yes, bang it.
Where are these voices coming from?
I'll take point.
I
Got
Point man, I am the boy
Sounds like she's gonna
My
Objective bail federal coming to take over
There's four guys out there man
Dude one of the people says who's there I won't hurt you it was a ladies boys. I was like, hmm. Okay
seems helpful
I don't know. It was four dudes with automatic rifles
Sexism kills you again, dude, I throw a flash
Always being safe ish see I'm the point man though, so I have to take risks sometimes that's part of being a point man
I'm like that quarterback in a football team, dude. You just don't understand
You look at a briefing I was in here the guy who shot up that club the terrorist group or whatever
He got beat up by some correctional officers and he was transferred to this hospital and then his underlings attacked the hospital
The main takeaway from the briefing is that he has dressed up some of his terrorist underlings as doctors and also
So, he has dressed some of them up as doctors, but also put a suicide vest on them, but they
will run at you again.
And that's about it.
Hope this helps, Smile.
again. All right, man, another life saved today by the point man.
Good to go. You are very good.
And you seem to be secure.
Alamut, there's a talk. We're ready.
Hmm. I don't like this gym.
Gym is what I call the guy behind me.
All teams, they're moving.
Who are you?
Who are you?
Stay here.
Do not get in our way.
I got a hominy!
I truly do not care.
Abuela, what are you doing? Oh god.
She's got him!
Just make it a little bit harder for him. We need a little A's to get the department.
I'll get ready.
Are you okay?
I'm using a friend.
Red.
He's a little friendly.
I'm using clear with a flash.
Blue team.
Move in and clear.
Okay.
Send me.
Move in.
Stay on me.
Watch your back.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
you cop you failed but we won't
when I play this map last string wasn't it nighttime outside does it fall like a
the encyclor some shit it was day oh I see
wait this guy's invoked the name of God talk to entry team trailers and root the
terrorists are also invoking the name of God this guy kind of matches the MO
Oh, for me, Oz.
Hmm.
No vest.
No vest.
and
of
the
death of
the
I smoked that guy.
Do not tell me what to do. I am the point there.
I
Were the kids were
Good here
I got you.
Talk to entry team.
Proceed with your mission.
Entry team, this is talk.
with your mission bro is there still a guy here
hands on your head now wait how is he dead
Yo, we got TK'd!
Did my flashbang set off his best? What happened?
Maybe...
He detonated it because he was so close, but we were like crouched behind cover so it didn't hurt us.
You're close out that the AI triggered the bomb but the pillar blocked it.
Yeah, that's some point man shit, brother.
That's some PM shit.
Alright, blue wire, blue wire, mm-hmm.
five
five
five
five
five
five
Did they're saying don't shoot?
And then they immediately begin shooting at me.
They're false flagging, dude.
Let's all go to the lobby.
to the next building. We ride. Did we kill the guy? Nope. Which means he's in the last
part. I believe.
All right, boys, listen up.
We got some bad men over here.
We're going to kill them.
Murder style.
Red.
Let's put the stack on this door on my six.
the
the
the
the
the
EMTs and trailers are standing by
Mama Mia
Good man.
Let's go, boys!
And you'll be here.
No one back.
Tricking here.
Go and move.
You got point.
I wonder if there's any extra evidence on your own.
Down on the ground!
Move
Do not care talk here
We're ready for them
I'm hearing like voices
I think there's another way over there.
I think we do this place first.
I
Boy, man
Hands up
Moving clear moving into place
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that.
We're so bad.
We're real, by itself, demon.
even
Take that no one
Take that guy I've already disarmed and put into handcuffs
I'm moving in the hangar.
I'm going to go home.
Talk to the lead. Roger. Trailer's inbound.
This was huge.
Police! Get down! Put your hands up!
Get down! I want to see hands!
Please stand up!
Moving in the hangar, we're gonna be okay.
I've been shot 30 times.
Keep going.
Alley, my zip ties too tight.
Shut up.
Hmm
Actually, I gotta check what's up the surface
I forgot
Leave this is talk clock is ticking entry
Mission failed we no longer have control of the situation fall back
Dude, I die no matter what there, even if I bring my team with me, by the way, because
I'm the fucking point man, dude.
That guy literally interrupted me, he was like, dude, gotta go that way, the bomb.
Oops, there's a guy strapping you with a fucking AK-47 dude, oops.
Do a solo run?
I wish I could.
Sergeant Homford, please call switchboard.
Sergeant Homford, please call switchboard.
I'm solo...uh...
You can? How?
Oh, and multiplayer.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, just get your team killed.
Yeah, but I wouldn't hear him be like the whole time you're like, waiting on you, sir.
Waiting on you.
Waiting order, sir.
Mm-mm, mm-mm!
Bees and C's on every level?
Uh, yeah.
A lot of those bees are me literally missing one piece of evidence that would have made an A.
And the only reason it's not higher than an A is because...
Oh, you got a non-lethal, everybody.
And non-legal in this game, isn't that one I'm on?
Meetings?
I don't know what this third laser option is.
for NBG's? Ohhhh...
Okay, okay.
It's not big enough, it's not!
Keep your hand flying for better!
Oh, fuck up!
Oh, fuck up, last hiding!
Well played, well played, well played!
Well played, well played, well played, well played, well played, uh, Rando and Fobre second
knock, Zell Alex was up, did he suicide bomb, yes he did, yes he did, oh yes he did, and
killed two of my guys. My cruises, dude!
CobraSync says non-lethal might as well not clock onto the job. Now that's what I'm saying.
I'm an eternal bloodlusting vampire incapable of death. Only murder.
Alright.
Perez.
Flores.
Nakamura.
right
Perez
uh
Martin S
go mess
lots of hesses dude
they think the crucifixion
would have gone down if Jesus Christ
was bloodlusted
how many was it?
remember the end of Jesus Christ simulator dude?
Jesus Simulator?
he skipped out of the cave
I'm not sure
He skips out of the cave and he's smiling.
Yippee!
Megabook sticks for seven.
And then he escaped from the cave and was never seen again.
The story of Jesus.
That's how it ends, right? The Bible.
He gets out of that cave and he's like, all right.
He goes back to heaven. Oh, so he gave up. Got him. Got what a pussy, man. You get
crucified one time do you
how do you know that power gamer
That was quite the waste of bullets.
Look how fucked his face up.
We actually shot his face so hard...
That, uh...
It's a void now that absorbs all light, apparently.
I'm coming here!
I'm coming for you!
I'm coming for you!
Talk here. We're ready for him.
Who is that beeping?
Yes, for now.
You know you have a map you can read on your PDA?
Wow! This is really helpful!
Now, if only I didn't have to hold down tap for two seconds to pull it up.
And if only I didn't obscure my vision entirely.
It might be useful!
I'm here in aerobic
All right, he's threatening us
Why did he detonate that?
My bullet went through his brain.
Hmmmmmm.
Wweeeeeeewwww.
Deadman switch?
Is he stressed out after seeing his IGL exploded into giblets?
may haps may haps may haps
Get a grenade in his head. Oh, yeah common
Common grenade implant. That's my bed
Are there body-minds you can get in Rimler World where you turn your guys into bombs when they die
That would be cool
And then you put them in the children the colonies children
There's a bomb belt. Oh yeah.
I remember the bomb belt.
Use it in dying boomaloobs via drop pods to enemy bases.
Yeah, but if you're not in that tile, then you don't know what happens, right?
on you
Talk reporting the area is highly volatile to use the bombs and apprehend anyone on site already
This arms you
gentlemen, stand up.
Talk reporting.
Trailer's notified.
Provide support.
Got you, sir.
Not yet, not yet.
I'm doing.
I'm doing.
No dude, don't go over there man.
I've seen stuff in different dimensions man.
Let's just say there's a suicide bomber in every dimension here.
Hey.
Hey!
Alright.
We're Gucci.
19.
Furniture and clear.
100.
Move in and clear it.
In position.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go.
Oh, they're having a birthday party.
Yippee.
of
I
I wonder if they can detonate it while we're doing
That would be kind of freaked up now
Take talk on the clock use number that song Kesha
You remember M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&FAPPERPLANS.
Buh... by Mia?
We haven't seen anyone like that in a while.
Maybe it is M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&MA
Move it! Clear the runway,�.
Move it!
Open up.
Another new start.
Lead, this is Tark. Medical assistance is standing by.
Giving up.
Objective missing.
of
the
death of
death
Hmm. What a waste of a flash bongo.
Fall in behind me, bongo.
of
the
death
of
death
of
I'm moving you guys take point
Target continue with your mission
Ready we need to talk
Perfected down with breathing
Target medical assistance is standing by
Yeah, we killed two guys behind this desk.
Get down on your knees!
The very first bullet we shot, we killed a guy.
That's some point man shit on God.
I am the point man.
I am the point man.
If you ain't buy money, I don't mess with y'all.
to
talk to a team
causes
replace the lyrics chatter man with point man okay
on my six
I'm waiting
red
open and clear
in position
get the door moving
He's up.
Go again.
Move!
Move!
Move!
Go again.
Move!
Move!
Move!
I'm the chowder, chowder man!
What if that door say Gundam?
Dude, I already made that joke.
You can't steal my joke.
Police! Keep your hands up!
move over there. Move it out.
Ah, yeah. The child of man.
Stop it. Take it.
of
No, get across quick
Good shot up, you're not the chatter man. I'm the chatter man
I'm going to go. Turn around and stay safe.
Making it safe.
Police! Get down!
Police! Hands up!
Hands up! I'll bump your head!
You have to get away from me!
Eleanor, talk. We have a civilian out of custody.
This is talk. Trailer's incoming. Proceed with caution.
You're going to be behind your back.
Are you sure I'm blocked?
We're going to finish us.
We've got to shoot us.
So, are you in good to go bring back?
Talk to lead.
Move on.
Ah, yeah.
The child of my....
He doesn't do very good job searchers.
No, we're on the American side.
Eagle Screech.
It's a gun.
It was a gun.
Get your hands off!
This is for everyone to eat.
Shhh! Shhh!
The building is on.
The building is on.
The building is good to go.
Elements, there's a stock. Trailer's inbound.
I am...
The Chowder Man!
I'm the Chowder! Chowder Man!
This is died to cool pose. That's awesome. Look at this.
Enter to your talk. Officer down, requesting immediate presence.
Enter to your, Mrs. Talk. Proceed with your mission.
He's kind of wobbling, so it kind of looks like he's jorking it a little bit.
Officer down, I say again, officer down!
Talk reporting. Proceed with mission.
If you use the bomb this time was the bomb up there
Seven minutes
Well the fuck is it you miss for all these wires are going
I'm worried about killing as many people as I can, we are not the same.
You're not allowed to spill it.
Can't give up.
Oy, man.
Provide cover.
Hang on.
I'll let him talk.
Search the room.
Time reporting.
Here's our understanding module.
Thanks.
I'm insecure.
Good to go.
He's not here.
Fine.
Disarmed.
He's so lucky he's not a sip.
Dude, these guys were literally discussing the doomsday apocalypse with each other.
You kidding me?
It was pretty obvious that guy was not a civilian to me.
Searching security area.
Turn around. Don't get up. On me. Move.
You got point.
I'm going to go back to the point.
This is insane!
Doc, we really need your help.
Doc, to entry team.
Continue with objectives.
Great work, you both.
Entity box. I'll fit down on your tent.
Please, this is talk. EMPs and trailers are standing by.
Please, I'm sorry.
Oh, Mike, wait.
This is like a shot that was running away.
Notifying 10.
Give us a blood out.
Something's on here.
Yo.
of
Hehehe.
Does a circle.
I
I
Hmm you sound
I got the x-rays? Yeah.
Oh. Yeah.
Dude, people will be like, oh yeah, take off your clothes. I'm like, oh yeah, take off
your skin and muscles, dude. Let me see them bone, brother.
Oh yeah!
I call it advanced nudity.
Super nudity.
Bren!
I think it's here.
We can go down here, I think we have to here, let me just double check on the interior.
I think we're good yeah we good we good I'm the chowder chowder man
of
the
I have to do this.
Get your hands up!
Hands up!
Hands up!
Hands up now!
Go up, move!
Move there.
Put your fucking hands up!
Let me
Talk to entry team continue mission
The guy with a suicide vest somewhere
You're fine.
He saved me? Who is that?
It's Officer Wright.
to be in the end, brother.
At the M-14, no scope that guy in the town.
Get your team from the top.
You are clear to proceed.
Drop that thing down!
It's a junior area.
I got it.
Thank you, Chief.
You got a suspect here and thinking it's safe.
This is time to get to the...
Stabilize the middle. Send EMT.
We're safe.
Don't panic. I'm here.
And I'm taking two classes on Bob Diffusal.
Turn around.
Stay here.
The hell are you doing?
Me and Doc.
It's yelling in security.
Dr. Leed, we're ready.
You see me get this guy, by the way?
Bro, that was almost a disaster.
We did smoke him, though.
We did smoke him.
You thought he was a civi?
Yeah, you can pretty much shoot anyone who speaks Arabic in the head in this game, so...
Kind of swung for the fences there.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
I don't think you can say that.
What, do you can shoot anyone who speaks Arabic in the head in this game?
No, you can say that.
It's true you're good
I've literally been doing it and I've never been a civilian
Should they have made it so that they were civilians possible
Big balls
21 and 41 11 of 11
We missed one piece of evidence. Where?
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep!
Hello Potato and Joyer, thanks for God's helpin' me very much.
Jamario Moon and Injus Sniper and Trutos?
Patrick the Samurai, Hater of Injus Sniper, Bolly Louie, I think she's on it.
There's a lot of lunches still.
Officer Ray is resigned, dude!
I guess after 180 no scoping that guy with the suicide vest in the face to save our run...
Get tired of carrying me, dude. Feels fucking bad, man.
Nakamura?
Martinez?
Martinez? Wait, we got three Martinez.
I want the full Martinez squad, please.
Man. Wait. Nope, we only have three. Man. Let's go look at our new sugar runes, dude.
You got a flight suit.
That's kind of cool and not gay.
You can get the I Beat My Wife shirt.
Let's go flight suit.
Let's go flight suit.
I can't change the pants on this one, I think.
That's okay.
Gloves.
No Air Jordans.
Cringe.
Button.
Button.
Hey, we're just on the road.
Hey, we just unlocked this one.
It says my name on the back.
Yippee!
I forgot I had a gas gun the whole time.
Officer Farts?
Staff training.
Officer Farts?
Staff training.
I can't even see my shit.
Goggles clear?
Eyewear?
Oh, please, dude.
Yuh, I wish I could just not wear goggles, but it doesn't look like I can.
Duh, duh.
A rosary.
You take goggles off and the helmet slot it in the loadout.
Yeah, but like, is this just decorative?
No.
It's actually useful.
That's okay.
Time to flash Bangu myself.
Oh, you changed the styles down there, for those.
I kind of want the, uh...
Doctor Disrespect glasses.
Hellooo, Gillette. The best man can get anything.
Everyone wears goggles of brass and jigs when firing a weapon and can hate your eyes.
You'd know this if you weren't a soy boy that never fired a weapon.
Dude, all these fuckin' weebs in chat, gunwebs.
be like oh it's a magazine not a clip oh it's a fucking I can reload my
magnum in 2.7 seconds dude I would love to see you take on a medieval night from
chivalry times from like the 1400s and you would get smoked you get fucking
smoked dude straight up he would run you down
Guibo?
VersaGun? Dude, yeah, and don't even get me started on Samurai and Ninja, dude. Specifically.
You wouldn't last a moment in the field of combat. I guess an horrible
Samurai warrior.
I feel like you just shoot them and win. Yeah, nice try when they're moving so fast you literally can't follow them, dude
Christian storm case which is open as our guard here. I want to pay you some coffee
We
Back
of
I
and my line got fucked up on that too we had to improvise on the motherfucking fly dude
Is that white male culturally misappropriating the techniques of this land's beautiful Indigenous
minorities?
Get those triggered fingers ready, guys, gals, and others.
We've got ourselves a transgressor to cancel.
Permanently!
It doesn't hurt them.
You know what they need to stop doing?
The fucking sex scenes in movies and shit man.
Holy fuck.
Enough.
I don't need to see two adults humping each other.
No penetration.
It's fucking bullshit.
In fact, it's appropriation.
Yep, I saw that the people who actually have sex me
Yeah, we're not there
Oh move
Boy am I hungry I sure hope nothing bad happens
Over here at the vending machine where you just get food and nothing else
Fuck you bitch. Oh fuck they all want some they all want some get out
They chat they both did it. Okay. Oh, oh chatting racist your racist
You forgot that I just been set up fireworks is fucking how six years ago your racist
Clip that pussy, huh? Are all black people the same twitch chat?
You guys see you forget you forget dude you just out of sight out of mind, huh, bro, you know what I mean
Pathetic let's try and strike some kids for real this time
You're going to throw my grenade out of the top of this, and then you're going to breach
it.
Understood.
I can't open the door with the shield.
I mean, that's what happens to every bullet.
Mom, where are you?
Honey, it's the ones with tendrils sprouting out of their heads that are serious.
The loudest every bullet!
Bomb at the end! Where are you?
Oh honey, it's the ones with tangles sprouting out of their heads that are seriously fucked. Not me.
So you didn't like it here because there weren't enough people?
They are never enough. I'm so bored. You are a breath of fresh air handsome. Answer me hard and often.
Oh fuck.
Nice.
He's back on the bottom. He punches out again. This is like the fifth time he has resisted illumination
See almost done looking real rough right now
He's getting on the ropes looking for elimination here. He's got seen in the air right now
No way.
Track wins!
Track wins!
No way.
Humanity is safe.
I'm going to call chansey a micro dick uh paper tube fucker
I'm gonna call Penta a one-bald pussy
I'm out this bitch
Watch this for those of you who missed it
Big a dodge
Where's the pipe? Where's the pipe at? Where'd it go?
Where did it go?
Let's slow it down a little bit
Huh?
Wait, okay.
Hey, where'd the weapon go?
Oh, where's that shit?
Wait, where's the guy at?
Wait.
Fucking guy at.
Oh, I see.
Fucking guy
Move toward the one visible
At that bitch
All right, I'll be right back
I want to ruin it a layer eggs of my fucking keyhole
Rich I'm rich. Oh
Hello?
Skip.
Hello?
Hello?
Salute all the boys in blue and me because I'm a veteran.
Yeah, and I'm wearing blue.
Let's get the debrief, boys.
Joint strike operation between LSBD, FISA, and ATF on Las Vegas' major shipping port.
Federal and state authorities were tipped off on large shipments of weapons moving through
the area, leading to a major crackdown to capture and detain any individuals of...
typing pep w all right i know we're not used to such a crowd but here's the deal this case is
something that we've all gotten our toes wet on for the last year or so thanks to conversations
between reading some agents across fiza and other agency teams we managed to get enough intel to
Did you copy Asmigal and play FF 14 to ride the cloud wave in 2021?
Well, that FF 14 clip was from 2019.
No, it was 2021.
Was this when we were planning to play with all the boys and do a raid?
be a good one
And then didn't I leveled my character labs
I think I don't recall playing 14 on stream, I think I may have just been showing my character
Bomb B and weather and nitrogen tree and I think just one and Walker stream day
literally don't remember I think I think like the fake like you guys remember
the what the wow content creators doing like the the final fancy thing we're
like oh my god the community my community oh my god they're like slow
RP walking like all the fucking furries are lined up in game to like
to like fucking
They're like, yeah, dude. Oh my god. This is the best part of the story coming up, dude
And in heaven's word, dude, here comes is the best fucking part
YouTube thumbnail like
Pointing at some random fucking elf from the story
We understand that there's a significant transnational deal going down tonight at Port Hoken, right here in the city.
Seems that a group of local arms dealers have been stockpiling large quantities of modified weapons to be sent to cartels and smugglers in Mexico,
fueling tensions along our border.
This group is using a series of Russian container ships to haul cargo all across the western seaboard.
We've located and traced cargo arriving in Vancouver and all the way down to Columbia.
This is a big operation.
We estimate over a million dollars worth of product every few weeks in exchange here.
It's been going on for quite some time.
Most, if not all, of the cargo is coming out of this singular point of exchange at the port of Los Suenos.
Now, we're not entirely sure where the cargo is being held.
Hell port is a busy place. It's running day and night. There's a lot of fucking activity going on and it's about 75
Lugans acres of space. However, we've managed to isolate it down to three terminals
Reservation terminal a or warehouse one area terminal D and terminal J
LSPD will take terminal a HRT will focus on terminal D and ATF is on terminal J
THU will be on standby for aerial support, but we want to keep this quiet until shit goes down, so expect a 10 to 20 minute delay.
Best case that the weather holds. We're looking at the worst time to launch this, folks. Tony was making landfall tonight. It's gonna get bad.
That's a hurricane.
Now, rather than slow things down anymore, each of your individual leads has the exact details of what we're doing.
They'll brief you all individually as you head out. I don't think there's a need for me to stress how important this...
I told you I wanted to speak with you.
Yeah, I got something you're gonna love.
What's gonna cost you?
You don't make those decisions, I do.
Double?
Triple.
We're done here.
Like, God damn it.
Sit down.
Will you?
This is serious.
I've got something serious for you.
But I need to get out of here.
Out of what?
Out of this city, out of this state,
out of the country.
She said, hey, I'm Jabba Larky, tell me what you got?
No, don't talk.
Officer Roberts, please.
I was in France, the house.
Officer Roberts, you're in the front, please.
But this is something different.
I'm sure you guys already know about some dodgy-ass shit
going on at the port.
We like it.
You know, that's what I figured.
Well, I happen to know a guy who knows a guy who
works down at the port.
He told us about the shit that's going on down there,
the stuff that's coming through.
We're talking about a supply chain that runs from
The South America adopted all the weapons.
The biggest un-tent secret of all the guns.
Everybody knows what's going on, but they all have become citizens of the city.
Interesting.
So what makes you so stupid to do it?
I'm in trouble, and I need out.
Like I said, I need out.
We'll see.
Who's the next ship to come out?
Got up, dude.
Hmm.
This is probably a rifle moment.
Unfortunately, I do love my... me, uh...
me shotgun.
Let's do this one.
If you want to listen to that guy brief you or Ocelot briefing you.
Uh, I mean I like Ocelot but man does he talk a lot for some reason.
Try battle rifle or those good.
I have trouble with their scopes.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm not sure how long range this map is.
Thanks for seven soon the rash sticks for seven. What about driving I fucking hated driving the holy shit
of
death of
Where'd he go?
So
Down the ground
Talk to attribute proceed with your mission
Wow nice observation bro would he get paid for killing people or being Sherlock Holmes
and
You good?
Maybe it's best that they got point man.
Is this where we started?
Look at my tass.
Fuck.
Dude wipe your screen off!
I don't like that guy, so we can't wrap him up.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here.
of
I was just going to get a little bit of a
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Open the door, clear it. Move there.
Moving.
Entry team to talk. The car is located.
Entry team, this is talk.
Secure the area and we'll stand for as except on me right with you
All good
I got you
Holy fuck man. They're shooting off at us.
I'm so dead.
Do it bro.
Where'd this motherfucker go?
There's a belt. Entry team, talk.
I'll set up the security belt. Ready for paper.
There's the stock. Great work, entry team. Keep it up.
Provide support.
Got you.
Red team, move in and create guidance. Blue, open and clear with a flashlight.
Who opened this door?
Oh wait, I think maybe they, oh I see what I'm, that's a closet bros.
Falling behind me. You got the point.
No, I'm not here.
Nothing.
I have an idea.
Enter and clear.
Getting into the bag.
of
I got nothing here
Turn here.
The captain's out of body to go.
My support on wing.
You got point.
That's less massive.
Restrain it.
I'll fight cover.
On my way.
He knows I can bring you to go.
Making a safe undercut.
I'll get better.
I got them all dipped up.
I got them all dipped up.
I got them all dipped up.
I got them all dipped up.
Over there.
Over there.
Four of the guns.
There you go.
Let's take the thinker past it.
You don't think it's good.
All of the guns.
Four of the guns.
Four of the guns.
Making it safe.
Proceed with your mission.
There, move! I'm moving.
We're training.
The suspect is ready. I'll bag it.
On my six. On you. Mirror for devices. I'm on it.
Hmm. I got an inch of my eyeball.
Toshumi!
We found the illegal drugs, but not the weapons.
Go thermal in this one?
Is that the default MVG?
Don't take point, I think.
Dude, I'm the point man!
I gotta take point, dude!
I freaking gotta do that shit, because if I don't do it, who will?
Rear man?
I don't think so...
When... how do I change?
Mmmmmmmm...
Braden?
Yes?
Dadders love point man?
Well point man hates the dadders.
Let's be clear about that.
Lee?
Johnson, cause it's like Dick.
Hehehehehe.
Ahahahahaha.
Oh oh oh oh.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh oh oh oh.
I'm sorry.
Hehehehehe.
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho.
The show it hurt.
Coming back.
Carrying a shield protects an officer's back when it is not equipped.
And I know that.
Bronson and Doki toast 6 for 7?
Duh.
Don't say Duh.
Entertain, this is top. Suspect arm is fusing to negotiate. You are clear to move in.
of
I guess I'll shrink it dude.
player. Could they be more obvious about this shit?
Heroic cop music plays. More full of heroic cop music plays. Yeah. I'm thinking we're
We're doing good.
Lead the talk.
Contact down.
Dark Warden, proceed with this.
Put your hands up!
your hands up now!
Elec, sweetie, I saw you in a moving bag.
Perfect confidence, sir.
On me.
Who are you yelling at?
Hands up, don't move!
Come here, get down!
And I want to reload.
He's wearing a condom on his head, too.
He'll leave.
He'll leave.
Nice.
Are you a terrorist? Be honest.
I suggest you shut the door and lock it behind you do your job
and proceed with your mission. Understood?
Understood.
Put the other guy back on.
We'll talk later.
No, we won't be.
By the Alps.
Enterty, you are clear to proceed with the mission.
What was blood shooting the whole time?
No, you won't.
Talk to you never.
How come those federal agents are protecting the human trafficking ring?
That's weird.
I don't think our federal agents would ever do that.
It's a bit out of character, if you ask me.
Hmm.
Weird.
strange peculiar I think I'm on my a.k.a. boys we go battle rifle also I'm
changing this stupid fucking maybe Chicago's reaching a wide field of
you for use in night operations or raids during low life. Let's try that one. Holy shit.
What the... You don't have four eyes buddy? Uh, let's go in 14 with the boys. Suppressor.
I don't know how many dudes we got 38k night vision in real life for quad nvgs $30,000 wait
wrong skip
right hmm let's do I like the one four one four is fine
just wear green sunglasses holy fuck true unlock the MMA shorts I don't know
they got those is there a Ben TOC mod yet I wish man oh no yes this is to see
to team
Why the shit so blurry
I
Can't fuck it say
It's up and good to go. Evidence, good to go.
I'm over there. I'm going.
Nothing.
It's up and good to go.
I'm on my six. Right with you.
You making it to the curing?
Where'd this dude go?
Oh, I got him.
Over there.
On the way.
Proceed with your mission.
Oh, I got him.
Here we go!
I kinda hate this scope.
I wonder why it blurs with the MVGs.
Hey, punch that guy.
I can't believe how thick that guy's body armor was. I had to shoot him six times.
Let's keep it steppin', fellas. Shall we?
That's where we came from, fellas.
We're going long.
Oh my god, gotta touch the big town.
Talk music.
Notifying medical.
Boy, man.
God, I hate this thing.
Oh my god, it's so shit.
On me.
Let me see those hands!
Put your hands where I can see them!
Put your hands up, now!
Hands in the air!
I hate it so god damn much.
The fucking long-range scopes of this game ain't it, bros. It ain't it.
Ain't it?
You brought it in?
I didn't realize it was gonna get blurry when I looked through it when I used the NVGs, dude.
Is that like a thing that happens IRL? BTW? TH?
Yes, I didn't realize I had a lot of spec ops viewers watching my stream, that's awesome.
Daff's you up.
Oh, it's in the Discord training channel?
Oh.
Oh.
Duh.
Excuse me.
We will use this gun though.
Hmm.
Excuse me we will use this gun though
MVG focus for a certain distance so anything out of that range is blurry
Blur this
I
Kail bonko makes first of it from a ranger here, please buy penis vision goggles
What do those do they just everything you look at appears as a penis
Jump your legs for something. Can you please say give me some Gabba goo give me some Gabba goo
Doc reporting. Tams notified.
May 5th, the suspects are holding civilians hostage.
Doc to emergency. The suspects have taken hostage.
I'll meet you.
What the fuck was that?
Is it me or were the other end of the game slightly brighter than this as well?
Shows what you know.
Everyone knows the war on drugs is very effective.
Hi! Hi!
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
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Move and stay there.
What are you looking at there, bud?
no
such a fucked up room
I'm gonna kill a civilian, I don't think I know that.
restrained
where is this
I'm so rancid down
I got it.
I need to talk. Got back down.
This is Todd. Notifying Tim.
Where are these motherfuckers, man?
Got a bag. Safe.
Ready for cork. They get it safe.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Hands up! Don't move!
Hanging back!
There we go.
Moving.
Stop!
Where are these motherfuckers, man?
Stop!
Over there!
Move it out!
Stop!
Over there!
Move it out!
I
Down in the ground now
Security got him going in the car. It's good to go. I'm all this guy. Good to go. I think it's the guy right here
Yeah, you're back
Moving through the room
I
I think that's ready to go.
Did you say?
Stay on me.
You got point.
Yes, I do buddy.
Man, we were shooting right at that guy. We were shooting right here, you see that?
I wonder if I hit him.
I wonder if there's a way to tell who you killed.
Shirley, right?
What's my KD?
What the hell is that, buddy?
support on me right now
I'm going in
point man let's ride
clear
do you mind?
We're moving clear.
Getting into the lane.
We can read.
Let's go!
I'm running on your right.
There was like another shipping container around here, right?
In here, sir.
That'd be over here.
Oh, I know where we are.
Full fuel.
Jordan, Steve, thanks for 7.
I can't go to Yemen. I'm an analyst.
I don't believe nobody number less
There
Shit, I don't have my phone
he did it Mike
of
of
the
OPS!
Whoops!
All right, six.
Move in clear!
Yeah, they get in there big guys.
And you
Close that left side
Open flashbang
Oh my god, it's like a warehouse
Oh love oh love
on my six
not yet
Is that from on high?
I'm hearing that.
right now.
Copy that. Entry team, EFTs and trailers are.
This is FISA. Stand down and shut that door entry team.
We're sending a unit to secure the container and its content.
What? You are not leaving them like this.
Close the doors!
Unless you want to interfere with a better investigation, I suggest you
shut the door and lock it behind you.
Do your job and proceed with your mission.
Understood.
Understood.
Put the other guy back on.
We'll talk later.
No, we won't be.
By the alt.
Entry G, you are clear to proceed with the mission.
Can you turn around?
Just trainin'.
That's not gonna be going anywhere.
I don't want to go in there boys, I'm gonna be honest.
If I'm being TBH.
sure we check this. Maybe not. That's already open. I'm done.
Let's go! I'm going! Opening on the right. Right here. Stay on me. I'm with you.
Alright. Looks like this one's just taking the high ground.
I'll be in the middle of the night.
It's all flash.
Perfect.
Where you going chief
They ain't got it. The angle ain't good. I want to go all the way to the top.
You first, buddy.
Ooh, nice keyboard.
I mean, if there's anyone up here, they would have been shooting at us, right?
They wouldn't just be hiding in a corner, right, fellas?
7-1-G, thanks for 7.
Absolutely uh...
Go team, they're not even flashing clear.
Righta boy, right on.
Going at all, mate, thanks for 7.
What are you guys looking at?
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
Well, here we go.
The murder house
What are you guys doing
I just got shot at from behind by the way.
Oh my god.
I got you
Let's move
I'll be
Provide cover moving out
You're dead. Oh, oh they go nice
There, move!
On my way!
These guys do not order well on this catwalk.
Drop flash!
Blackhawk!
You see that guy?
You see that guy?
He saw you?
Dude, I can't react that fast, I just can't.
flashlight got you dude I mean I don't think they react to the laser dots with
the flashlights but they might oh yeah holy fuck dude what is wide as possible
my entire time how is that not the place that I go hello if I hold the up front
corner my entire left side is exposed right from that way I'm exposed from
one angle only. You know what I mean?
I don't know.
He just popped you from that one angle?
Because he had the reaction time of fucking 30 minutes!
Of course he did!
Of course he did that!
They can see flashlights stop using them.
I'm gonna Google it.
Ready or not, do NPCs see flashlights.
Check the tool to mod the AI and you will...
You can...
This is what the guy said.
Check the tool to mod the AI and you will can find a very small flashlight section.
So yeah, definitely.
This was four years ago.
So the flashlight did give me a way.
You can see both flashlight and the normal laser.
They cannot see the IR laser.
Okay.
bro that's probably the last dude man that's so annoying
I threw four fucking flashbangs over there man that guy just hid in the corner
try out the one that taught the 12 timescope I have I didn't like it
Lieutenant Carter, please call the...
Ah, there's our guard here.
Guard? Oh, guard's on!
Oh, guard's on! Oh, guard's on!
But it's cool.
I don't like the way the long-range scopes work in this, dude.
It's like a second window, which visually looks cool, but holy fuck, it's like dragging a snail trying to get it to like be effective at all.
Holy guacamole!
We need to work!
That's how a scope works, yeah?
Did I say otherwise, you stupid fuck?
Did I say otherwise?
Um, actually, that's how a scope's work in real life, by the way.
Who fucking asked you, Guibo?
Who fucking asked Guibo?
Ah!
I'm a martial artist. All in capacity with my fists, bitch.
I'll be right back once I-
damn I will say I'm not a particularly a big fan of women whoa buddy
You'll get all those bro. I gotta take a shit guys. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry
Yeah, but see like there's there's a difference between me and you see this man's hand
Okay, I've made love to a woman and conceived a child this big fucking burly hand
I can reach all the way to control seven if I have to hit a fucking key bind you bait a cuck
Meanwhile, you're
Your fucking little T-Rex hands like I better unbind backs back walk in fucking turning on a D
Because my fucking T-Rex hands can't reach across the keyboard shut up you fucking loser dude
How many shut the f up?
How about that?
Bitch.
This is what I was looking for.
I have a snake. Stop making anime noises at me.
What's going on? Too powerful. Go go go.
Oh my god. Hey, that's control.
Oh my god. You're taking over a fucking bomb.
I can't believe Obama's come over.
Wait, did he get warped to an alternate dimension by Obama?
Is Obama dead?
Am I Obama?
Hahahaha!
I'm gonna throw up to there!
Hahahaha!
Yeah, and I'm really upset about that. So guess what? I'm going on twitch.tv and I'm typing in Momoon's chat. Fuck you, idiot!
Free speech is in danger!
Go outside, bitch.
Fuck you.
I just got to learn that OBS crashed.
Timely!
If I click no on this notice is my OBS going to close?
Look, the day that China collectively takes over America by seizing everyone's phone with TikTok on it, I will suck your dick.
I will suck your dick.
On stream. I'll get banned for it.
Okay?
And I hate dick
Zero Cal loser
You know funny back with the metal is too quick never mind you jack with a clothesline take the time of the man
Of course I did of course I did
Of course I did
Of course I did
Of course I did
I'm the champ
I'm the champ
Oh Demento
Bubba
Dude what?
Bubba why?
What?
Bubba why?
Why the fuck did he do that dude?
We did commentary together
We're brothers on the table, man.
Physical six for seven.
Sixty-six months.
That's two-thirds the mark of the beast.
Chief Alvarez, please call switchboard.
Chief Alvarez, please call switchboard.
That was a much better WWE 2K26.
Um, I think the new WWE game had some things going for it, like the weird rag doll shit
was funny.
That Captain Israel, which Wrestling Empire did not have confirmed.
Giga Red Moon thinks we're so it also had Charlie Kirk
I got a tick tock up a guy playing a Roblox game. I guess he was playing with his viewers
You got pointed.
Hey, sniping. He's like scoped in.
Talk to entry team.
Our negotiators just want contact with the suspect.
They are angry and volatile.
You are go for entry.
And he shoots the first guy and then he like
scopes over to the second guy.
And he's like, alright man, I see you.
Stand up now, stand up.
The guy stands up and he's a stupid little blocky.
Roblox has already been wearing the Charlie coat shirt.
I
Want to play ice roadblocks
They're still choking on his own blood, by the way.
That's so fucking annoying.
You mind doing something, bitch?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Flashlight top, boys.
Now that we know.
And now we're maximum stealtho mode.
Guys, I can't see.
I can't see
This is America bro!
This is America.
Woop!
Alrighty, let's get the contraband!
It's a fucking Nissan Ultima, dude.
Oops.
Well, let me just double check over here real quick.
I see you.
The weapons are on sight.
Starkir, collect what you can and keep moving.
There, go!
On the move.
Hands up!
I
of
the
of
the
I think they know we're here now fellas.
They didn't buy it.
Enter J, this is Tom. Medical assistance is standing by.
Standing by!
What am I doing here?
There's nothing here to go. I've been in your stores.
Go go go!
Tank up!
That's what you're doing, right?
Talk to him!
Got him back.
Here he is.
Move over there.
I'm moving.
Here they come!
I'm gonna get you
I'm gonna get you
I'm gonna support on me
I'm on the left
On me
I just have a good go
Stay, good to go
of
the
death of
death
,
I think I'm over the wrong team again.
Oops.
Right over there.
I'm not.
All in behind me.
I'm with you.
Stay up on the left.
There we go.
Okay.
I
Stuck up on the left
Come here
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
We have a container full of women, any attempts down here right now?
Copy that, Entry Team, EFTs and trailers are...
This is FISA, stand down and shut that door Entry Team, we're sending a unit to secure
the container and its contents.
What? We're not leaving them like this.
Close the doors!
Unless you want to interfere with a better one investigation, I suggest you shut the door and lock it behind you.
Do your job and proceed with your mission. Understood?
Yes, sir. Understood.
They guys are calling to agree.
We'll talk later.
No, we won't be.
By the adults
Entry team you are clear to proceed with the mission
Almost blasted that guy's brains out.
Doctor, secure the area, and we'll set the bridge to help defend her on her way.
I'm in!
Continue with your mission.
Fuck, man!
We only killed half of the suspects, dude.
Am I still using the M14?
Yeah, the M14's fine.
This is the kind of peak I get when I push mid and CS.
Damn bigtorta you suckin' ass at Moon Moon, don't call me bigtorta.
Officer Cooper please call desk.
Right?
Chen?
Right?
Gomez? Where's Officer Wong, dude? Do not call me Big Torta.
Should we use a rifle? I don't know. It's kind of hard to say.
Ben? Is 6.5 creed more?
So for long range accuracy, repeatable match grade performance.
Cellular recoil then 7.62.
6.5 is pretty good.
I like the 7.62 though.
Do you know what I am saying?
It's one of the DLC weapons.
This one?
Foul for shorter barrel.
Which one's the foul?
This one?
SA58?
Pardon?
This one barely has a barrel.
Pardon?
Bang?
Yes.
Bang?
Bang?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I mean, we could try it.
I mean, we could try it, I suppose.
Wild cat, thanks for 7th.
Dear Moon Moon, I love that you're such a family-friendly streamer, my toddler and infant
son's light up with joy every time they see you kill a dog.
We hate dogs in this house.
The sound of their death wine brings us great joy.
You are so funny and I know I can trust my kids with you.
Sometimes I just leave them with your channel on for hours.
While I go into the garage and paint my Trump figurines, God bless you sir, you
are a true patriot in all caps.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Sorry, hello, shfunk.
Thanks for the other- oops.
God bless you, sir.
God bless you.
I say, I say, I say.
God bless you.
I ate so much fucking food today, holy shit.
I'm so fucking bloated, dude.
Oh my god, I'm so gassy.
Ooh, ooh!
What I have? Curry.
Oh, mmm.
Oh, Hunter leaks first up.
Dr. Lee, negotiations have fallen apart. Move to secure the premises. Stacked backs are highly volatile.
proceed with your men and bolts
oh
Oh, you're back.
Red team, keep the door clear.
Got in the ground now!
Oh, you're dead.
Get in the trailer, guard!
Oh, shit.
What the hell?
Get down! Get down!
He was reaching.
Defeat him.
Move to my front.
On the move.
Element is off.
Get down!
This is Todd.
You're clear to proceed.
The talk.
Now!
The talk.
Receive with your mission.
The talk.
Hey, bunch of up and toots.
Take your time.
The talk reporting.
Ojectus failed.
This one's awash.
Report the talk for debrief.
He shot me through the eyeball, man!
Through the fucking eyeball, dude.
Blackout Sarlakes for 7.
Ay-ya-yaaah!
What do I use for a text tone?
Uh...
I don't know.
hmm you're more here than I expected yeah my digital green screen deletes my
hair by the way
I got you your jeans do the negotiation
to fall apart. Move to secure the premises. Suspect are highly volatile.
Uh-uh.
No one.
I
Don't move!
Hands off, don't move!
Talk to the lead.
Notifying them.
Hands off, don't move!
Put your hands up!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Hands off, don't move!
I'm not gonna hit that guy.
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down!
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
Melancholic, heroic cop music plays.
What am I fighting for?
What am I fighting for?
I
Was like I'm staring at a wall
Noob.
Yeah, move!
Onward.
Oh, Jay's a Bronco.
Oh, Monka Giga.
That is not a guy that is a mirror lady on you sir.
That's right.
Why is that?
I'm the motherfucking point man.
I
Got it
Where the fuck was they in here
Oh
You're going to go with
I've got an opening up ahead.
3D.
I got close.
Contact down!
3D.
All good.
Taking a second to get into the go.
I
Oh!
Oh!
Please, this is time.
Okay, this failed. This was a wash.
Report to time for debrief.
Dude, green!
Green? Perfect!
As soon as I check my ammo, people always get him to get to them.
That's crazy.
My art brutal thinks for seven.
Dude, as soon as I did it, that is fucking insane-o style, man.
Rapture Reality? Thanks for the-
Am I trying to kill my opponents with a psychic blast when I die?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why I raised my hands to the sky.
Long.
Alright.
I'll set it up.
two rights make a wong or a or a young
how many officers have retired today like 30 dude you know that's kind of
normal man it's got a high turnover rate not everyone's not everyone is
qualified like me the Slayer
of
Who is blood talking to?
Who are you yelling at?
Oh.
Well, let's see what we can do.
I didn't do anything, Saul. Can I just, like, please?
Shut up.
Galamans, this is Tark. Keep going.
Shut the hell up.
They're alive! They're alive! Watch it!
Elements, this is T.O.C.E.
We have pulled out lines for a reason.
Act within them!
Okay, I'll turn on the infantry.
I'm so fucking dead.
of
The point man is grievously wounded right now.
Good morning
Fuck you, let's go!
We're moving to the go.
Come on.
Doc here.
Trailer's en route.
Leave the car.
Write it down.
I'll leave.
Doc to emergency.
Continue with your mission.
One bullet reload?
I was on a ammo.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
We killed that guy.
Whatever dude! Whatever dude!
Don't matter. We killed that civilian.
Nice aim. I don't know why that first bolt didn't hit him in the head.
Do you ever beat missions or what?
Here's a Mzal, thanks for gifting one to me.
You gonna have better optic?
Oh shit.
Wait you suddenly responded to that guy and you thought for a moment that I wanted to
talk to you specifically about what I should do differently game of play.
Common misconception.
Sarac, thanks for the... mmm, very common misconception actually, now that I think about it.
The most common.
Lalalalalalalalala, Billy, it's time for you to take him to midnight Mario movie released
tomorrow.
Dude, I asked him yesterday, I was like, do you want to see the Mario movie in theaters
with me?
And he was like, hmm, no, I want to watch it at home.
The element is the stock.
Suspects are confusing to negotiate.
You are clear to move in.
He was like, I want to watch some of the TV.
I was like, what?
I was like, so I don't miss anything when I have to go to the bathroom.
And I was like, listen.
Like you go...
quite long without bathroom breaks.
Like you can make it through an entire movie.
I much rather watch it on the TV.
Okay.
Okay.
I got him Pocopia yesterday.
The story in that game is actually kind of interesting, but man.
flying it as a chore
go too fast go
LSTD, LSTD, don't move!
Holy shit
no way that game is sick
am I just shit?
because it feels like
get in the ground now
police get down
what I'm trying to like
just doing like precision block destruction
that game feels so ass dude
I didn't do anything wrong!
Alan Patoch, civilian company, prep leave back.
Alan, this is Patoch.
Trailer separate.
Get down on the ground, please!
Patoch, that's right, you think I'm past it.
Please, this is Patoch.
Medical assistance is standing by.
I'll be the judge of that.
I get it
Over there
Stay here. Stay calm
Enter team this is time
Hi there
That's why I became a cop
Stop making that noise.
Pull in.
I'm with you.
Move there.
Moving out.
Oh man.
of
the
death of
the
on me. There, move. Heading out now. Red. Post up left side. You're gonna provide support.
I got you, sir!
Got him!
Good.
There he is.
Hold on.
Right back.
That ain't good to go.
Sir, guy right there!
Hey!
You don't want to see that!
Get down on your knees!
Hands up!
Got it!
Screw that!
Get your hands off!
Sir!
All right, man, you'll be safe, okay?
Okay, promise
I want to do it.
Flash.
There, go.
Nothing here, sir.
All right.
taking point
is that cool?
I swear this guy should move to the wall by the way.
five
five
five
five
five
five
five
I got caught in the car.
Shot him.
Element, good to go.
Just thank you, think about it.
Dr. Elements.
EMGs and trailers are standing by.
I'll leave you.
of
still blind makes for seven
Fuck man, they were everywhere, dude!
We should have went long, I think.
Oh. And probably should have brought our whole team.
But I wanted to keep my team over there so that we could brief that warehouse at the same time.
I didn't think there would be so many dudes.
But there were in fact many dudes.
Many hot Russian dudes ready to bust.
So the Fed thinks you're summon? Does this game make you want to quit streaming and become
a cop? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, big time. Oh yeah, dude. Oh yeah, dude. Oh yeah.
Dermot Rostin powers his TLC.
Hey man, find it and I'll download it, dude.
Just make sure it doesn't slur out
like the last one we got.
You got four.
Every team, this is Todd.
We no longer have control of negotiations.
You are clear to move and secure the premises.
Surprise!
Blast them in the head dude.
That's on the bulls waving, Jaden the homie.
Wait.
You guys still play basketball?
You guys still play basketball like I played that shit like elementary school
Let me get you guys also still play poor square, huh? We're tetherball as well
Maybe in your spare time you use that cool big ol like multi-colored parachute thing and like your gymnasium
We like scoot around on those little things you sit on as well
Honestly embarrassing
I
Shut up
Don't care proceed with your mission
I
Bro, where are you shooting from?
He's shooting me through the wall right now, dude
I
Wander into the cross
Yeah dope
all right man you're really gonna talk to me like that
where are you
The bike's coming. Heading up now.
Okay.
Yeah!
On the ground!
Reaching to me!
Don't give me any further!
Okay!
Watch out!
No!
I
the
were so close to them actually
That's the point, man, way.
I'm hearing some russian boys I ain't got a good feeling about this
I
Think
Wait, I wish for me guys flash them
standing by shut up dude
well shall we go all the way to the top and die
on the
other
, there's a guy up here actually
I'm not sure if I'll be able to get out of here.
Where'd we plunge?
That was a weird champ.
Shud's fixed for seven?
Real chud.
Oh, that's not good.
Yeah, fuck.
No, fuck!
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
No, sir.
Glad to have you.
We'll take him out.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'm down.
It's not easy, but I'm not worried.
Ready for core.
Secure.
Fall in.
I got you.
Go.
I got him.
Where is this gunna stack on this door?
Where are you sacking?
of
of
Fucking roaches, man!
Yeah, how do I miss the weapon swords one?
It's over entry team. Feds are taking over
Dude my assumption is that my guy is looking over there, right?
So I'm like, okay. I'm gonna check the other side then while he's looking over. Dude, what?
What the fuck was that?
And also, there was a guy close right around the corner of the container we were using
for cover by the way.
He was about to walk around the corner and fucking murder all of us, dude.
Lova and Leonid did this, thanks for subbing.
We're gonna take not as much damage at the start.
Please call extension 4342. Officer Frazer 4342.
Right.
Uh, Sanchez and Clark.
Let's freaking rock a row knee, dude.
Tim Blassen. That's what I did at first and then I was so weak that I had to use my squad.
I mean as you saw I pretty much died instantly.
I don't think that's why I got shot in the head by the way, or I don't think I died because I got shot in the head
I think I think literally I just lost so much blood that
That was the final bullet that did me in
Right, thanks for some says hey moon my AC is broken can't say your place. Oh, no
Nates meta thinks or something. You know what?
You can do though. Do you have a freezer? Just leave it open, bro
easy-peasy
of the
death of
the
I can't tell if that's a good guy or a bad guy.
of
the
of
of
of
of
of
Okay, I feel like we should be going this way first
Why can't I leave?
Why can't I leave?
three
Bring along
This is talk we're ready talk to me trailers and bound
of
death of
death of
I'll blow Arbionics for 7.
Okay, begin, this spicy pad thai is fighting back and I borrow the old John for a bit.
You don't want to fucking eat bean sprouts, dude.
This is so ass.
being spruced to you.
True?
Dypes you up?
This guy's name is Dypes.
Dypes you up?
Boom! Boom!
Of course you would.
Bros, you can't even be like,
oh man, of course you don't like vegetable.
Because it has like, virtually zero nutritional value.
Okay, so Simon an issue of
not eating vegetables
because I'm a greasy chud.
you know what I mean? Eat fiber? Bro! I'm gonna Google it. How much fiber in bean sprout?
One cup of raw mung bean sprouts typically contains 1.8 to 1.9 grams of dietary fiber.
cup this represents roughly the 7% roughly 7% of the daily recommended
value okay so I got you like 14 cups seven times 15 yeah 14 14 is 98 so you
know I was closer than 15 anyway film a video of you eating 15 cups of bean
sprouts and I'll leave mine for now okay don't mind if I go get some coffee
real quick I think I need to pick me up. Spinach is the best daily fiber. Yeah, and
spinach is awesome, dude. Grock, give me dietary advice. Grock wasn't giving me
advice. First of all, I wasn't talking to Grock. We call it Joe in these parts
That's true, then Dorelliq's first sub-in for 1 million years, I will return very shortly.
Officer Foster, please report to staff training.
Okay!
Nope, just kidding.
Thank you!
Some people are just built different.
Here goes.
Remember the Moderna or the Pfizer guys?
This is the Pfizer one right here.
Moderna one.
Oh, please.
the
the
the
the
Give me lightning and of course I
Bet that toad behind us literally five young five million yard away is gonna get lightning bolt right here
And it's gonna eat my fucking mushroom mid-batch here
I would be stuffed into a fucking locker bitch
What's it sound like he's singing bro?
I need to confess something
I'm bald
Ah!
We win, you bastards!
How come no one ever asked me how I'm doing always?
What am I doing?
A certain angle looks like a loom low.
What is happening?
see
I can imagine that your hair is spiky and standing upright and your eyes are
glowing with a fierce intensity your muscles are bulging with power and your
aura is radiating with a bright golden light. Is that close to what you were
envisioning Goku. That is exactly what I look like right now. That's fantastic,
Goku. You truly are a force to be reckoned with. I can sense your energy and
enthusiasm, and it's contagious. It's always inspiring to see someone so
passionate about their craft, whether it's fighting, cooking, or anything else.
Keep that fire burning, my friend, and never give up on your dreams. Who knows
with an ease a spooky Aussie's called a torch guy know when they're fucking wrong
dude am I getting cooked right now this is how I get my vitamin C whatever the
fuck the son gives you die you son of a bitch
I
I thought you were going to kiss me I was almost sure of it
Perhaps we got carried away of all your company, but not like that
Bitch five bucks is it's my birthday. Happy birthday. I'm sorry, but they forgot
Happy birthday, everyone tell this person happy birthday, but shit, whoa
Got what a banger
The Civ game.
What do vitamins of the sun give you?
These?
Whatever I was going to say.
Oh I watched the last two episodes of JJK.
That shit was cash money dude.
Oh my god.
Holy fuck dude.
This is the one right here.
Do you think you did episode?
Oh fuck dude.
I really did not like that character
before the most recent episode.
Mm.
Aren't you a little too old to watch that stuff?
Dude, aren't you the guy who asked me about basketball?
Isn't that like a game that like kids play in elementary school, dude?
Time to grow up, bro.
If I'm being honest.
On me.
Dr. Elements, we don't have to hold the negotiations.
You are clear to move and ensure the promises.
I just made that up. That guy didn't even...
He wasn't the one who asked about the B-ball.
This was not the one.
We just throw a legendary god seat?
You don't know them.
Imagine this happening in IRL.
What cops showing up shooting a civilian and then leaving?
I
For I was gonna say
Is the game really loud yeah, I got my shit that like minus 20 DB right now by the way, no, we
It's good, okay
It is super loud for me, so if I seem like I'm talking lots because I'm unconsciously trying to talk over
The game
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Oh, god.
You're stale.
You're objective.
Select what you can.
Report to town for name brief.
Stupid fucking civilian, man.
I wanted to secure the civilian so he didn't, like, run into a guy and they get held hostage, you know?
That's my thought process.
Hey Pete, Hexeth here.
I have spingers watching your lead operators downrange,
but seeing your surgical room clearing and ready or not
makes me realize you.
We need your tactical genius in the Middle East immediately.
Consider this your official draft notice.
They do call me the Sun Tzu of 2026.
They do call me that.
You guys call me that.
Sun Tzu said that.
Come to Jerusalem, twerkies.
The emerald aches for a 7th.
No, no, no, no. No, no, no.
and
Ha ha ha.
Follow my order. I am the boy man.
In the way, chief. Sorry.
Okay, all right.
There might be drugs in there
Roan log
of
the
death
of
the
Leave.
All right.
That's the only dimension that anyone's here.
Talk to Lee.
Medical assistance is standing by.
Standing by?
Oh my.
EMTs and trailers are standing by.
Perfect.
Now.
Oh...
Car?
Oh no.
Good luck, fellows! I believe in you!
Bro.
That's the guy that was on the right.
I need to start counting how many guys we've killed.
I have no idea what number we're at.
Kind of autistic of you.
No?
of
the
death of
death of
death
of
death
of
What are you shooting at?
What do I do?
What do I do?
Where's this guy? There?
Oh god.
I'm no fucking ammo.
of
This is Tom. Continue with your mission.
Split the stack into five-premer.
Please, talk. Contact this town.
Doctor Elements. Notifying medical.
of
the
death of
the
That is here.
Let's go.
It's up.
It's down.
Lane, this is talk.
EMTs and trailers are standing by.
Hold on.
Good.
Yeah.
Got a minute.
Move over there.
Move.
All those corpse down the open
Wow
Oh hell no.
the
the
of
the
of
the
haha
So fucking dead, man.
You good?
of
three
of
three
of
find support on me behind you
yeah this place is the death trap man
I
Know
Maybe he killed him. Oh god, no, there's no fucking way you did.
A brand new car? Oh.
Err, my guys?
What the fuck?
Wait, look at my time. Look at my time. Leet.
Die to Epstein.
Like I was speaking Russian.
I don't think that was Epstein. I think that was just a Russian guy.
Dude, I stay drinking liquids, dude.
I'm so fucking hydrated.
I'm probably the most hydrated person in chat right now, dude.
Don't be an honest.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Bitch, I hydrate for real?
Hell no.
Not compared to me, a little bit.
Coffee doesn't count.
It's liquid.
Oh you're currently drowning. Oh shit.
This guy is saturated dude.
I'm pissing wild drinking right now because I'm a 100% continuous flow rate.
Okay.
Yeah you're mad.
Talk here. We no longer have control of negotiations. You are clear to rule and secure the premises
Guys this map is really hard
I'm going!
We should take all the weapons.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's not what I'm talking about.
Please, Mr. Stark, proceed with your mission.
I'm going!
I'm going!
I'm going!
I'm going!
I'm going!
I'm going!
I'm going!
I'm going!
I'm going!
I
Oh my god
Or else we're being shot from above.
of
all of
You good buddy?
Didn't fucking ask.
I'm going to move.
Everything's going to be okay.
I'm going to go kill him.
Okay.
The drill is on the way.
Hands up!
Press your fingers!
Police!
Don't move!
Let me see those hands!
What are you talking to?
Oh my god!
Dude, it's like they know what I'm all looking at, dude.
It's like they know, man.
I was literally going to order my guys to walk up there, dude.
It's like they fucking know me.
That's crazy.
I do, I literally have to look at the floor so I don't, like if I order them to move
to a certain spot, I've been looking at the floor so that like, you know, they stop
here next to this fucking trash can or as opposed to like you know walking all
the way across the fucking street or whatever
fuck dude
let's get tan unique
ma ma meet me we need a different gun for good luck dude
Different gun. Different gun for good luck.
Hard hitting battle rifle, dude.
It shortened barrel increases recoil and muzzle flash requiring skill and control to handle
the intense kick and concussion.
So it's a rail gun.
Neat.
G3A3 is the go to battle rifles.
GDs.
I've already used the G3A3 though.
Haven't I?
I'm pretty sure.
No.
No, I want to use the offensively small one.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Tee hee hee.
I handcuff myself every time Mr. Streamer successfully arrests someone XD.
Tee hee hee.
search.mkv thanks for sub it and kzer thanks for sub it
yeah what's the good meta build guys what do you guys run what rooms do you guys
We're out here suspect garbage using to negotiate you are clear to move in
The white leader 3000 that's a good gun
where is the guy with the gun?
Where's the guy?
No, no, no!
Provide support on me.
You've lost people.
Okay.
I
Alright, let's go along.
Not a single armed guy up front except for that one-way arrest, which means they're
going to be everywhere else.
of
a
half-a-half
half-a-half
half-a-half
Yeah, breathe.
Please, this is Tog.
Gems notified.
Provide support.
The other one.
Provide cover.
I'm around.
Not today, bitch.
Move over there.
I'm on.
Weapons on sight.
Tog, you have your duty.
Collect what you can and keep moving.
On my six.
That is this.
Hmm.
Open it. Toss a flashbang.
Holy. Holy moly.
This is just a tough fight.
I'm gonna get down.
Don't do anything to me.
Okay, I'm gonna get down.
Don't do anything to me.
All right, drop it, drop it.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down.
Drop it down.
Drop it down.
Drop it down.
of
the
death
of
I gotta go.
This guy shooting through a wall right now, boys.
Here we go.
of
no buggy mercy
This is time proceed with mission
Oh my
Anyhow now
Look at that guy. I don't wanna
You
Do worthy I bet they're all in the fucking warehouse man. We barely bought a new one right now. That's actually so scary
Oh my god, nice 360
What you doing out there buddy? Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you
going, chief?
This guy's just hurting, dude.
Wait, he's killing me.
I suspect we're ready to go.
What is happening?
Wait, it's always Officer Wright, dude.
What's up, man?
His bloodlust smells no bounds.
I don't think that door was always open.
What's happening?
split the stack in the back cover
open and deploy flashbacks
that is opening here, opening on the left
okay
Kenchi vs Project Zomboid? I mean, me personally, I prefer Project Zomboid.
I think Kenchi is just a little data. I think that's okay.
I got the gun!
Boy man!
Boy man!
Hello?
Honestly, I think we should do everything except for the
everything except for this lot. I think we should do this part last. I'm leaving like
this part of the map undone. On your six.
There go
Who said who said that
Get on the ground now!
It's over, and your team's lads are taking over.
It's my fault. My fault, dude.
Shot me through the fucking window, man.
We only have 14 of 23.
I can't figure out which side is better to do I think I think going right side is better I am
a but maybe not it's hard to say am I just noob
am I just frigging noob remember when he clicked hardcore the first time you
load it up dude it's gonna be so hard to do hardcore in this shit man I mean
maybe not if you like abuse your fucking bots or whatever just like some
sentiment first into every room or whatever but we too thanks for some
What?
Strategy equals abuse. Dude.
What are blood just saying?
of
the
house
of
The hell?
I can't even have it open.
They got him.
Good work, team.
down in the air now got him got a bag got him all of the heavy doors
there's a lot of them busy go red team dynamic movement moving clear moving
clear falling moving up oh he came out
stay on me i got you
Let's ride!
I thought for sure that was a bad guy. Woops!
Maybe pick the lock
Where is the guy that killed the runout?
Where'd he go?
Maybe he ran away?
Maybe he ran away?
that's not good
smoke that dude
on me
got you there
element truck
yeah
ohhhh
proceed with this
oh man
hide him down, try and call
on the way
we're so close to death
i got jump
perfect, ready for a trip downtown
look out point, over there
i'm moving
Hello?
Hello?
Team?
Team?
Ah, you just didn't want to move after I ordered you to, that's okay.
Where's the dead guy?
I don't fucking know.
Where shall we go first?
left
please whatever you
Do you fellas mind picking up the pace a wee bit?
I'm in move.
Move.
Move.
Move it.
Move.
He's out.
He's down.
I need medical attention.
This is T.C.
Make them stable and proceed with mission.
He's out?
I wouldn't be able to do it if they were out, tWitch out.
It would be great out.
I'm here to meet medical attention.
We need to talk.
The suspect is down and we need medical attention.
Talk to your elements.
Clean out and we'll take them out.
Police, get down!
FGC, the car.
There it is.
Officer, triple T.
Talk to report.
Can you imagine if I was able to throw a flash right in there
and bounce it off of that because I was going over
and then it would have flashed that guy
and then we would have moved out and killed him
and then I wouldn't have lost my second cop.
All of them have flashbangs, by the way.
You stupid bucks!
I can't see shit.
Over.
I'm going.
You guys are about to fall over dude.
Move there.
Move it.
This is talk. Stabilize them, we'll stand to get teased.
Those are my last bullets.
Move over there.
Move.
Hands up here.
The train.
Got him.
Take your change.
Now strike down.
The question's set.
Get up and move to go.
You are...
Alan, T.C.
Hands up!
You're doing
Get a fucking gun
I got nothing here.
What do you think?
Nothing clear.
It's good.
Open your mouth. Open your mouth, right?
Come on, now!
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm going to take off.
Yes.
Selina, here we go. Get in the line, glasses.
Entry gate, Mrs. Trock. Trailer is in the room.
To the venue.
Stop! Oh, God!
Man, we're talking for a minute.
Move and clear.
I'm out covering.
Move there.
On my way.
Where's the suit?
Hi.
You see me right behind you.
Watch out, I'm dead, I think.
of
the
death of
Jesus!
I take a wider angle, is that how I beat that guy?
I don't know dude, who reacts faster than 0.01 seconds, mayhaps?
Your name, Ian Hock, takes your s-
She say cheap Adderall?
Hmm.
I'm e-sports ready.
Uh.
The judge was known for thousands of deaths in the department and yet we keep surviving.
We've been shot hundreds of thousands of times.
Hitting with the yoinkie splonky.
I think I should have been a little more aggro.
The issue is that I was worried there was a guy in front of me.
way that the bullet reflect off of his shield they'd seem like that.
of
the
top of the
top of
the
Yeah, let's go
Pull Robocop on these criminals what shoot them in the dick
I
Take shot
Through the fucking skull dude
I
Remember your use of force
There's only minus 50 it's gonna hit kill
Dark here trailers ready
the
point man
LSD, get down!
Drop the weapon down!
Who are you speaking to?
Get down!
I
Sure as fuck dude
There.
There.
There.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Enter and cool.
got you
This part's tricky
man
I'll be in prayer with a flash.
On my six.
Behind you.
Lead.
Stop.
Suspect is down.
Police!
I don't know, fellas.
I don't know fellas.
Stay on me. I'm on your bed.
Where the fuck was my guy shooting me?
Yes, this is fatal.
Federal's coming to take over.
Nager? I-I don't know where!
in the walls. I need you lock in. Alright, here we go.
Ahhhh!
Game has too much yelling. That chatter when he gets shot with a gun.
Ouch, that's stung!
Oofie!
Yow, ooh, ow!
Gorsh!
Lock in? I don't know.
I, what, order my guys out faster, and then they take the bullets out from the, the mysterious wall-shootermans?
I don't know, dude.
I think actually we don't go in there yet probably also I think we do go right if
we do go right
of
death
of
death
of
Oh, I miss what? Please
Dr. Lee beauty keep in common
They shot me in my ass
We can handle that now!
Police, hand in the air!
Get down and don't move!
Police! Get your hands down! Move!
Put your hands right in the feet!
I'm sure it won't move!
Get down!
You better stop shooting!
Get down!
It's over!
Hands on your head!
Police! Get down!
Get down!
Don't be getting searched.
I'll get it!
Oh
They shot up to the crack
I'm sure we'll be able to get through this one.
This way, fellas.
We're going long.
standing by
How many of you guys turn around boys?
I
You guys good
The light just walked up on all of us.
Dr. Stabilize the middle and the empties
Dr. Everything proceed with mission
Start search
good to go
okay
safe
just jump it good to go
search the room
where was that guy
he's a ghost
All good. Fall in.
Check it out. I'll finish.
Nice spooky boltergeist.
Moving clear. Affirmative.
Go on fellas.
Open on the right.
I heard nothing here.
Provide support on me on your back.
Move over there.
I'm going.
Stop it!
We've got a software here in the medical center.
Attracted, Mr. Strong. Notifying them.
Yeah, my eyes are strained so hard trying to pick out targets right now
Should have thought twice before your life of crime
On me, move, I'm with you.
Hands in the air!
LSPD!
Security area.
On your house, now!
LSPD!
Hands in the air!
Don't move!
Evidence.
Get ready to go.
LSPD!
Don't move!
LSPD, get down!
Hands off!
LSPD!
Don't move!
Got a bag.
Suspension.
Come to secure.
Police, get down!
Making it safe.
I'm just gonna get down.
Stop!
The Shuster's speaking out.
They're killing Hunts. Just move!
Dude, I'll get him!
I'm doing it!
I'll get him ready!
I'm a good person!
I'll get you out of here.
I'll get you out of here!
There's more rougher guys on there.
mission
I get a fake
Falling behind me
Oh, they're waiting for my fourth guy, who has already walked inside.
Understood. Understood.
I'll be right back.
All righty.
I'm going over in a while.
I'm going to break it down.
I'm going to move it right through here.
Dr. Elliman, make them stay.
We'll then proceed with mission.
Man down.
And down
Fuck with that noise
Boyman, by the way. Boyman has been shot many times. Also, he's gotten some sick nasty
kills this round. It's okay to let the boys pick up the slag.
are you? are you on it? are you on it?
Okay.
You're on it.
Got it.
I
Think
There
I
Just happen
You're owning bro.
There is most certainly a guy over there, but I saw his head.
of
the
of
the
That this is the secret tunnel behind us
Move to my front
Stay on me
Move in and clear the room
Where did he go?
Move in and clear.
All right.
You're saving that weapon.
Got it.
I've got an insurance.
Check the traps.
Come on again.
Move in and clear it.
Don't do it.
Human trafficker, Joe.
Where did he come from?
Where did he go?
Where did he come from?
Human trafficker, Joe.
Move, move, move!
I'm not opening up the head.
Looks clear over here, bottom light out.
Dropping lights.
Right with you.
Alright, now we gotta do the middle.
Then we can do the outside.
Coming.
Coming.
Making a take.
One suspect down.
Reading.
Entry team, this is Tom.
Since he's a Captain Darvine.
Actually, I don't know where these dudes are going.
Stay.
Secure.
Enter and clear.
Let's line up.
all right now we've done everything but the outside
This shit is trapped one million percent dude.
There's literally no reason not for it not to be trapped.
We need to keep our distance a little bit.
What do you guys go in?
Stop. 20.
English.
Russian.
Certified Pure.
Open up.
Clean.
10.
15.
20.
20.
And the team talk. You fight with the children.
Elements, there's a stalk. Secure it and keep going.
Moving red room.
Fuck.
Someone help me.
Go on, ask.
Go to the front!
It's a fucking...
It's a fucking red room!
Hands off! Go on!
Elements, we're getting!
No way!
We're not gonna leave.
We will get the hoes.
Hey, why don't you guys open that?
of. Leader of men. L-I-C-E-R of men. It's just come.
All right, dude, we did it.
Oh, I killed a civilian, didn't I?
Wait, did I?
Oh no, they got executed by a...
They got taken hostage.
What the hell am I supposed to do about that, dude?
Oh, there was two other objectives, too. I wonder what we missed.
That was hard. And I don't like the ambient noise.
Peter Printer Dancers, you can now progress to the home invasion DLC levels. Dark Waters?
Oh my cops quit.
Nooooo.
Yoon?
Garcia?
Carter?
Right?
Wong?
Carter?
Torres?
Alright, nice.
Uh...
Torres?
Carter?
Carter.
Nice.
And because it's the home invasion DLC, I presume...
we're going to be close quarters.
Which means we can bust out
The Beast
Let's do slightly less ammo slightly more flashbang
Who was the last time I jumped IRL
Earlier today, dude
Dorms
The recent hurricane is driven the green side homeless to the dormitories in search of roof over their heads in a place to rest their heads
Dorms have been along on the LSB to watch was a watch list of a place of ill-repeat in his long-overdue a cleanup
The combination of increased homeless presence in the general
Come on there come on
Come on
Damage to the building is reason enough for the LSPD SWAT to be called in and sweep the building clear up the troublemakers
Wow
All right quiet down and listen up today, we're doing something a little different
There's a property in green side the old dormitory
It's been in our list for a while now just move through clear them out
The hurricane has bumped it up to the top of the list
We've had reports of increased activity in the area mostly vagrant nice picture dude
We've got a call about gunshots coming from the side of the building
I know that guy
An officer is reported being injured while attending the call
Full details are still coming through but they were injured in some sort of altercation
with the group in the building
They are safe but we've been asked to lend a hand
I know this isn't our usual job but this fucking hurricane really could have number on the city
We're all well aware of the brass working these skeleton crews
So we're going to have to pitch in and do things a little different to normal.
The building was condemned before the hurricane hit.
Now it's liable to collapse without warning.
So the last thing that we need is for a group of homeless to get too deeply rooted.
I want to reiterate that I understand it's easy to lose focus on a job like this.
But remember, we've already had one officer shot trying to sort this thing out.
His folks are scared and this building is their sanctuary.
For most of them, it's the only thing they have in the world.
It sucks, but we're gonna raid your meth den, even if the hurricane's coming.
Fuck you!
SWAT 99 boots.
You should peep that shit after this.
Loading, the police station changes with new DLCs.
I guess we got a riot outside? Surely they would not be dumb enough.
Y'all think it's going to have traps? That's my kryptonite.
I
Negotiations have failed suspects are well barricaded and have possibly set traps stay alert move in remember your use of force and security area
Hell
Mirror for devices
Dude we in the freakin slums bruh
Well said Carter
more than one opening looking good sir you can see me hitting the yonkey splonky dude
do-do do-do time to kick these homeless back out on the streets
If you can't handle it, well...
Police!
Put the knife on the ground!
Get him! No!
Drop the weapon, Nick!
Put the knife down!
I'm fine now!
I'll get him down!
Put the knife down!
Get him down!
Put the knife on the ground!
Put the knife down!
He's down!
I'm not up for that!
I'm down!
Talk to lead. Notifying temps.
We're gonna we're gonna get at least five suspects
Really should really should be looking for traps fellows
Oh
World fuck was like I shoot
What do you want?
We got
What do you want
Are you
are you doing it leave this talk move on again can't tell there's anything here
It's not a dream, it's your booking reality.
Where the hell am I, brother?
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
Splash, splash, and I'm taking a bath.
I'm going to get you.
Mmm, yeah.
It's been good.
Always good.
I need a lift.
Where's the kick?
Are you a criminal or a civilian?
Suspector civilian.
Oh man.
Oh man!
Where's all the cool homeless guys with the knives and stuff? Those guys are awesome. We'll see more of those.
It's fucking dark.
We have to revise this problem.
We're doing it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
And?
You're not dead.
You're going to die.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Is it coming from a tan? Maybe?
USGS, fuck off.
What's Usgus?
Oh, the US Geological Survey.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
True.
Duh.
US Guilfa Fund?
Guilfa.
You want a wunga?
Hey, will you see other cops?
I answered the call and... damn it's... it's my fucking fault.
I wasn't paying attention.
I was trying to move them all on.
It's not safe in there.
I don't know what started it.
It might have been me, but suddenly there was this big commotion, people pushing and shoving.
I mean, I didn't even see the gunner who fired it.
I just remember getting hit, stumbling forward.
It was a couple of people in there who helped me out.
You had a lucky escape. It's just a scratch.
I don't think it was deliberate, and if it was, I think the others were trying to stop them.
I was in there with them. They're scared. You can feel it.
Because it's their home, T.A.G.E.
They won't give it up.
Because it's their home.
Man, I didn't fucking ask, dude.
Nice grammatical error, though, dog.
Nice trauma down, man.
You're a grown-ass man, brother.
Get a grip.
Put all the blubbering on.
well guess it's time for floor 2
I'm moving up
I'm an idiot.
Sometimes you gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know when to walk
away, know when to run, I'm gonna go upstairs with my homeless guy human shield.
I'm going to make you stand between the math head to homeless people and me.
You know what would be awesome if there's like a level in this game where you see someone hidden in a vent hole dude.
That would be sweet.
I
Didn't check for a trap
I don't want them shooting anyone.
Hey.
I really don't want to walk out of here a little.
Hey, I really don't want to walk out of here a little bit already I'm worried about you
shooting someone no man I got the the flash
Oh all five suspects arrested it's lethal time, baby
That's right
Did you guys see that guy
Dude, I think this game is legitimately harder for me because I have a fucking OLED, dude.
The blacks are dark, dude.
The fucking darkness of night and shit, dude.
The shadows, just...
True black man.
Whoo!
You know what makes sense that this level was the last one actually, that one was fucking
no blaming.
Stop being racist.
He shot Black!
Beat that guy's ass.
Be that guy's ass
Put it in your mouth please. Thanks for something
Yes below throw them off a bridge
Well, we gotta get five more guys
to enter the suspect is dug in and may have planned to travel with extreme caution
more than opening negative on any device all right
well why don't you guys like weighty or some shoes let me handle business
Freeze!
Weldish chick.
You don't fucking know that.
Hey, big man.
Yeah, maybe you should have uh, maybe you should have planned for the guy with the uh
Turn around slowly solar flare gun
Punches you for no fucking reason
We gotta suspect you're ready for escort talk reporting trailers inbound
Where's the second guy? I think he's below us.
Burner, burner. I wish we got like extra points for like, taking them out.
Okay, he doesn't give a fuck dude. Maybe he's dead.
Dude, after that fucking shipping level, I kind of feel invincible.
of
the
of
the
I've got a home for you, it's called the Los Suenos County Jail.
I
Have them big toward a new one says no it calls me that
Would you say
No, we're good, turn around, don't get up.
He came from the fucking crack in the wall.
He's like a cockroach.
Okay, I made a machine to talk.
Ready for light.
Accurate, this is talk.
Stand them our way.
Beaks.
Oops, never got him.
Was the storage closet after all.
Hello?
No fold?
Fringe?
Man, there's a bunch of like really sus ambient noises.
Chillax, brother man.
It seems so much worse because I flashed myself at the same time.
You just got AIDS dude that guy didn't put he didn't coat his knife in AIDS blood dude
You better
Is he the bait homelessman? Oh, sure.
How many... oh, we got one more.
These are good out of jail free card.
I
Think either shoot me through the roof
All right fellas
Maybe from there as well.
I heard that.
I'm sure we're fine alone, right, bud?
I
Get it done
How many is that oh, yeah, baby
Trailers right with you
It's got two pistols on it, I'm lucky.
Uh, were you checked?
Oh!
How come I can't use my regular shotgun as a breach gun?
Explain good that.
I'm down down
Wait, thank you Lord
It's not the Lord's doing it's mine
Keep your hands behind your back
Once the bill you became talk to a key trailer's ready
Just kind of bad picking on the homeless after going up against this fucking spec ops dude.
You didn't see this guy dog?
I will fucking kill you.
That's a sus. Get down.
Yay!
What is blood? What is blood shooting at?
What is happening up there?
Let's go upstairs now toward the gunshots.
Why is this guy so fucking mad?
Blind?
What? You can't just say blind dude
Hello?
Someone's about to get their fucking gourd blown off, and it's not gonna be me.
They killed that guy.
I wanted to kill that guy.
I'm on the left.
Sir, come here.
Disarm them.
If they leave you just like that, let's talk with the children.
I'm down.
All you need is to find out your things.
Do the door and clue it.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Sergeant!
I'm getting kind of pissed off for getting all the kills, TBH.
I feel like as IGL I deserve to be in them.
Do not step on that shit, bitch.
I don't know what to do with it.
Dude they believe in aliens, that's so naive.
knows that it's just lizard people and they bathe in the blood of babies.
I
I'm going to be quick.
I'm going to go do the boring quick.
I'm going to be quick.
Oh
Oh my
This is talk we're ready
Getting carried their glory their glory is my
I
Close the door
I
I
Piss yourself
Ew
They actually did it
Yui
The reason you're helping us is to get out of here now!
Put your gun down!
Put your gun down!
Put your gun down!
Put your gun down!
Put your gun down!
Put your gun down!
I'm moving in the handgun.
There you go.
Don't worry.
Oh, shit!
Do not get it!
Do not get it!
Do not get it!
Doctor Elements.
Send them our way.
Hmm.
Danger and clear.
Get in the business.
Tracks iPad
Wait what?
What's that?
I
Carried so hard
What was I supposed to do
I killed a couple of guys I missed one evidence dude guess that means a B rank
lol bongo bongo thanks for subbing like it like in that last situation did you
think that guy was trying to stab me he wasn't you're trying to stab the guy
that killed him and I couldn't shoot him because I had a fucking shotgun he was
like phasing through the guy agent Mike Esperanza alias Alejandro has been
exposed as an undercover LSPD agent and members of the lost locos have been
dispatched to his address to exact their pound extract their pound of flesh
Um...
The Joker!
One this call is being recorded. What is your emergency?
Yeah, you need to send cops down to 13 part
almost going on
But they're shooting
And all manner is free
Can you give me that?
I ain't giving you my address
But look the trouble is on the whole street to 13 part y'all better get it quick
But they don't kill it. Did you say someone is being attacked?
Man, I said I don't know, but all I'm hearing is screams, like, like screams I ain't ever heard before.
Okay, thank you. Can I take your name, sir?
No, I ain't giving you my name. I never thought I'd be calling people for help.
But this dude is in trouble, and he always seemed like a stand-up guy to me.
Man, just send your cars to Hope Street. You'll see who yourselves was going on.
Little does this guy know the guy he thought was a good guy was actually a cop.
911, this call is being recorded. What's your emergency?
Yes, we need the police. Please hurry.
Okay. Stay calm, ma'am. Can you give me your location?
Yes, for on Hope Street in 213 Park. Please hurry. Someone's being attacked.
Did you say someone's being attacked?
911, this call is being recorded. What is your emergency?
Yes, this is Agent Mike X-Fella-Lanzar and a 25-holt street, 230-barc.
And I don't cover all this stuff with my cover and it's being blown and arms suspect for a battle into the property.
I don't have room to run. I need you to set everybody off guard.
Did you say Agent F. Caronco?
Yes. Listen, I don't have any time.
There are ultimate breaking into this property to kill me.
I tried to hold my hand on Agent Walter Grant, but I'm an agent.
I need you to set people here now.
Otherwise they're going to be finding pieces of me for months.
Okay, please try to stay calm.
I've put out a call for Agent Graham and notified all physicals.
Thank you.
Oh, shit!
Stay back, motherfuckers!
Get away from me!
That's terrible!
Come on!
What's happening?
Well...
We'll be right there, buddy.
After I customize...
What what?
Swat 99 BDU top. Hmm me
Here's me swat pants. I got my skater. I got my razor scooter knee pads on
Needle very professional collared bulletproof vest
Uh-huh, uh-huh
You know, I kind of like the accents of Desert Camo along with this one.
Do you know what I am saying?
Aw man!
On the underside of the wrist, the officer's blood type has been printed.
Ah!
Can I choose no glove?
Yeah.
Okay, but I can't see my tattoo because I'm wearing a long-sleeved shirt.
Rolex.
Can I unlock the Hawaiian shirt, please?
If it requires getting an S ranking dude
Time ball thinks or something. I've been sitting on my balls, dude
Which which mission you have to ask right to get the Hawaiian shirt BTW
It's a rank on the petto level which one there's like four the first one
I'm going to kill everyone.
car. Surely it's not trapped, right fellas?
Thank you, story. Members of the public are being urged to remain inside their homes and often...
I'm actually looking hella weird.
Thank you.
Element, this is Doc. Secure the area and we'll send for reds, except...
These guys are smart. The dealership is legit. They buy and sell cars, and they do it well.
But in real business, goes down at night. They're running weapons. They've got these three
Vietnamese brothers that trans-modifying weapons for them.
Wait?
That happens off-site. I don't know where. But they gnaw them up.
We arrested those guys.
I think they loaded up on the trucks and sent to the port. Everything was through the port.
I don't know they docked none of them yet, but I'm working on it.
If you want to catch them in the act, then that's your best bet.
The dews go down late, around midnight.
That's a good start, but we're going to need more for once in a day on these guys.
I need to know more about the network outside of the garage.
Who's bringing in these weapons?
Where?
And how?
That's fair.
It's going to take some time for another trust to get anyone near that sort of information.
I need you to feed me something that can help me get their ears.
I'll see what I can do.
Just keep your head down do whatever you need to do and I'll be in touch with you to use your means
It'll probably take a while to sort something
Welcome everyone with a keyboard has an ergo keyboard
They smell the type so fast so one of those bad boys got damn, dude
Asian
Again for those just tuning in this is a breaking news story
I'm sure he's okay, right guys?
Right fellows?
Can't imagine living in California, that should be sick.
Where is my team?
I can't do a fail.
The federal is coming to take over.
Holy shit.
I wanted to get close up to arrest that guy.
Hey, no deaths though, dude. That's perfect. Back into the motherfucking meat grinder, you
stupid motherfucking worthless rooks.
time. What the hell is this guy? M&M! Stan! Me when I see a white guy with a shaved head.
That's Marshall Mathers. That's Marshall Mathers. I found him. He's the guy who makes the wraps.
yourself in the music the moment and never let it go well you only get one
shot do not let your chance explode this opportunity comes once in a lifetime
yo
this is talk the suspect are using to come out or negotiate you are clear to
move in
hell hell
at this time. But if you don't report it to us,
10-4, enter team.
Enter team talk, man.
Please, this is talk.
Secure the area and we'll send for red success.
All right.
Follow me.
Point man, on the case.
Let's fucking rock.
Look.
Down on your knees.
Police!
This guy could talk to his foot.
He's a god damn dude.
They don't want to quit.
They don't want to quit.
They don't want to quit?
Dude, he actually knows soldier.
He has Hulk Hogan before he does it, before he hulks up.
He's like...
WEIRR!
Dude, I fucking hate Holcogan man.
What a loser dude.
Even Kid Me fucking hated Holcogan dude. What a loser dude.
He's dead? Good.
Not gonna work for me brother.
They're gonna piss so fucking bad
You want to know why I always thought he was kind of lame
It was the moves he did
Negotiations have failed and suspects are dug in entry team going ready like drops cool though
Okay, first of all, leg drops are not cool, ever, they're lame.
Like maybe if it's like a front flip leg drop, the shit's tally-pulling, man.
It's no pile drop, or new.
It's no power bomb.
It's no DDT, bro.
I'm not flashing these guys.
Wait, Torres, are you with the cart belt?
Hmm.
anyone home I was keeping
Oh shit sure is good with that shield exists
Dr. Lee, continue mission.
Oh, then how come you're in the house?
Riddle me that.
Where's my laser bro?
Anyone home?
of
the
of
the
and the whole page.
Again, for those just tuning in, this is a breaking news story.
Residents of...
are being advised to stay indoors while the LSPP deal with an on-board qualification incident.
You can do it with the details as they come in.
This is a breaking news story.
members of the public are being
HANDS ON YOUR PAN!
POLICE! GET DOWN!
GET YOUR HANDS UP!
Yeah, well...
DLSPD have advised that they are dealing with this situation
and request that all members of the public remain safely indoors.
Anybody who is in formation about the incident
can be shot in the trap
NO RECK!
This is a point where the enemies get in the woods,
and are being urged to remain inside their homes,
and your officer streets in and around the area
will be treated to 13 parts.
The LSU...
Officers are down! I say again! Officers are down!
Target, notifying 10.
Let me help you!
I
Fucking smoke them
Where's everyone else?
I
hit him with the yawing key and then the schlong key
That's a cool level, that's chaotic.
Holy shit.
Dude, the music, bro?
They're really conveying, they're really conveying house to house with shotgun shooting cartel
members to me.
You know what I mean?
Three people died.
It's giving me big shooting cartel vibes, dude.
I got a P so I'm just gonna end stream.
Jazzy, thanks for subbing and Mr. Monagon, thanks for subbing.
Everyone else, thanks for W-A-T-C-H-I-N-G-T-M.
Don't forget.
High-five.