you
Hello.
Sub BigTorta, don't call me that.
HugeTorta, don't call me that.
This shit loves partying, dude.
Sorry mate, I had to clean me poking glasses, bro.
What's good?
Matthew Winston leaks for something?
Dude, she loves partying.
May it's so windy in the UK.
Mika Bob flew out of my hand.
I'm so sorry.
Chublius 6 for 7, Reptile and King Gnerk 6 for 7, Megadethics for God 7.
Boom!
What's up?
Any interest in the upcoming OSRS League?
I will be interested in the RuneScape League when you have learned that I've maxed my character.
Sioneth and Ezio and Baobat, thanks for subbing.
Dude, by Lando.
How about some Scatman, dude?
I
Is dead now guys
What's the way this song you know
I'm not sure what it is.
Hmm.
Limp biscuit did it for the
new key. That's a good one.
Maybe kid rock a bar with a
If I post the whitest song I know will you play it?
I'll give it a shot.
Did you know that his house is a White House replica?
imagine Iran getting confused and being like, wait, hold on.
Which one are we aiming for?
And then Kid Rock fucking dies.
Hello, Megadude, thank you very much.
How come this guy hasn't posted the whitest song ever, dude?
Here it is.
you
I don't even know what genre this is.
I wouldn't classify this as white people music though.
This is like Christian music.
I mean, is this kind of banging?
I got to hear the guy, though.
Hold.
hold
No one ever sings, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
This is not the whitest song ever because it has a cover, dude.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I think like whitest people music is definitely like corn
Or like Limb Biscuit dude
I think that chatter is right
Corn was my contribution
Kid Rock
Yeah I said Kid Rock too, yeah
you
I really hate the English sometimes though.
Damn, is that a Half-Life song, no.
Cool language, I wonder what they were saying.
Who knows?
Okay, I'm here. You can start playing the game. Hold on. I got to dance first.
Toward that dance. Same one dance. I got to dance within frame, dude.
Oh
Shit no guitar
No angry white guy wearing a red hat screaming at me lame.
Hello ass mold ghoul, hey man.
Hello everybody.
I don't know what to do with it.
Hello. Hello, Keckman.
Can you dance again? I missed it. Yeah, I got.
Was that sick?
Uh, maybe did I win ready or not yesterday?
No.
Game pool and said, but it's the same as wiki gotcha, but better in video
gaming.
I think game pool is neat and every time we talk about wiki gotcha, there's someone in chat saying you should do game pool. You should do game pool.
I play wiki gotcha because I want to get an article about a small town in Ohio, not because I want to learn about a game on the Sega Saturn that I've previously never heard of.
Okay.
I play wiki gotcha because it's funny to me to imagine that Karen Johnson from the fourth congressional congressional district might do a raid battle against Adolf Hitler or the Holocaust.
You know what I mean?
You understand?
I've never seen Jimmy happy.
My OSRS account turned one years old today, with 202 days played on it, thoughts?
you
Cheer thanks for seven
Hello, good sorry I'm poop stacking since yesterday. You should poop man.
It's not good to poop stack. I don't do it because it's trendy or cool.
Hey, you're gonna get freaking colon cancer. Beard length check?
I'm getting it trimmed up though soon, fellas.
Okay, it looks like it's first sub it.
Moon growing his beard to hide his double chin.
I have lost weight.
I'm pulling my sock up guys. Oh
You look like an orthodox priest
You know if you think about it, this is kind of like a church you guys want to hear a sermon
Bring it like a Floridian Viking.
Can we pray for God to kill our enemies? Sure, gather round.
now. Dear Gog, who art in heaven, haloed be thy name. Smite my enemies with righteous
fury, emulate their bodies and obliterate their souls.
Oh, Lord, give straight of hormones.
He Abraham thinks for some of it. Oh lord give
Now do a Chinese proverb
I need a good Chinese song, bub.
Yeah, 2016 means that's from three years ago.
Oh, that was that 2016 was three years ago. Really?
Well, this isn't penis music.
I want to hear penis music, dude.
What's the name of that one Lisa song
where you walk in and the guy's hanging?
Here's what I'm talking about.
it's not it's not work harder
no did you walk in and then like like you can hear the music the disco by yeah disco ball guy yeah yeah
here's go bar guy Lisa
game
dancing guy
and
What are you doing?
Classic.
Classic disco ball man.
Did you play all the Elisa's? I played the official ones.
Uh...
Wait.
Dude, that chat got exposed by the second comment.
The fact that this is the first result when you type penis music into the search engine.
Despite being nowhere in the description, the song title is truly hilarious.
Dude, this is like still music that's got the drum and bass in the background, dude.
That's the whole song by the way, top objects for seven.
Thanks you like penis now.
Guess what?
Even more gay do you think I'm I?
Cast gay cats on you
What is that you about?
I mean, this song is cool though.
They were going to bread for a peanut butter sandwich.
I get that, uh, that white bread, the naked white bread, you know, I'm talking about more
white music. I do actually can't play this on stream. All these like fucking giga boomer
bands sometime like I'm for example, I'm pretty confident if I play any eagle song, it always
gets detected no matter what even with like the filtering that I've got.
The eagles suck, dude, like big ass, big fucking ass.
Holy shit.
You can I just want you to imagine for a moment.
OK, imagine.
Imagine you're on a date.
OK.
All right.
And the person who picks you up.
It's silent in the car.
They're like, oh, hey, you know, welcome in.
Hey, excited to eat some Mexican food with you tonight.
You're like, yeah, and then they're like,
you want to listen to some music?
And then this starts playing, dude.
From like his personal fucking apparatus,
like his phone or his like iPad or whatever.
Are you serious?
I'm getting Kaisen at reading books level of performative from like that imaginary person
I just made up because the song is called tequila sunrise they're going to get Mexican
food right so you probably you tuned songs about tequila right it sucks who was this
is four.
King season, they express of it.
Does anyone else stream audio off of it?
I don't think so.
You are a Redditor because I don't like the Eagles.
Reddit loves the Eagles.
Number one music in Brazil right now.
Oh
This is the guy who does like the ironic I'm gay country song rap songs, dude. I know this guy
The song bugging fucked in the ass by the way
Yeah, Dixon Dallas go tonight, thanks for something
I'm trying to conjure an image of like an eagles fan in my head right now, dude. I can't
Why do you know that because I'm a twitch streamer and I've listened to a lot of gay porn
on stream more than you can possibly imagine
More than you can imagine or even comprehend.
50s male gray hair wears sunglasses, wears button down with sandals every time.
Like tequila sunrise by the Eagles, that's some like, that's some healthcare CEO shit.
That's some deny your grandma brain cancer treatment jams after the fucking two hours of work.
Two hours of work at the office. Hmm. I think I'll kill some grandmas today
Who even is the lead singer of the Eagles?
John Eagle Don Henley, what do I what do I believe you is you're right
What about Tequila Sunrise by Cypress Hill?
It changes by song, but mainly Don Henley. Don Henley needs a litigious piece of shit.
Never mind Mr. Henley, I love the Eagles. You did excellent work. I'm sorry for featuring your
music on my street without permission is what I would say if that happened which
I'm pretty sure it didn't there we go we covered every angle every angle been
covered
boom
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Would you guys have for lunch today, dude?
Add a delicious five guys burger.
You ever like, this is going to sound extremely rude and I'm sorry.
But have you ever met someone who like looks stupid?
You know what I mean? Or just like it...
You... Okay, very funny. Very funny. Very funny.
You would say I look stupid. Others would say I look like a very powerful wizard.
Lightning bolt!
No, not a grand wizard guys like a like a fantasy wizard lightning bolt fireball
Did I see someone look stupid? Yeah the person who took my order I was like holy shit
that. Yeah, like it. I felt like I got like shoved. Does that make sense? And then I and
then I felt that I was like, he shouldn't judge people like that. That's what that's
fucked up. And then she got my order wrong. And now I'm telling you the story. And
Now I'm telling you the story about the stupid bitch I saw.
How do you fuck up a five guys order?
Actually.
You know what I said?
Bacon, cheeseburger, ketchup, mustard.
That's it. That's it. I got some Cajun fries, too. But guess what? Got that burger? Tell me why there's two patties on that bitch.
I'm actually so fucking funny man, I'm so fucking funny man, I'm so fucking funny man.
funny. You asked you cannot appreciate what I just did. None of you can. None of you can.
None of you get it, dude. It was a joke about me seeing someone who was so stupid that
I visually react like I bodily reacted. But the story was about me placing my order incorrectly
and then getting upset about.
Just call me Norm, dude. Call me Norm McDonald and we'll be done with it.
I just restart this stream at this point.
You're coming to Jesus.
Dude, I saw a couple of people Omega Live.
Dude, that's all I'm going after.
just two people well you guys are typing like you're you're a jerk for calling
that person stupid-looking meanwhile there's like two guys in chat who are
like
it's motherfuckers the funniest motherfucker alive
So, what that guy said about you looking stupid was right after all.
Yes.
How long did you practice this bit for?
I literally just thought about it.
That's up there with the Linux bit, I think.
That's a good one.
Oh, yeah
You're in it calling it a bit first of all that chatter called it a bit I responded to him calling it a bit
Second of all, I don't call them movies. I call them flicks
Uh
Hey, honey you want to go to the pictures later to catch a flick
You want to ironically call them films just don't call them flicks we're good
Then I know watching Vampire Hunter D bloodless. No, no, no, no.
Maybe tonight.
I bet the second movie is actually good.
This is what I call a concert or show.
A concert is like a big stage mat like stadium like thousands of people
When I'm describing the shows that I went to growing up, there was like a hundred people there at most, you know, they're being like at a bar.
That is a show. I'm not being pretentious. The two words mean different things.
This is the hamburger bit 2.0, dude, you guys will actually, I'm telling you right now.
10 years from now, you're going to remember the hamburger bit, dude.
You remember like, holy fuck.
That guy's got the juice.
Already forgot.
I can tell it again if you guys want.
I'll do it
Sure no
He's ever see someone like
In real life who like is just like so staggeringly like visibly stupid
Someone who like you look at and then like you kind of recoil or like I
I got five guys today, and the person who took my order, man, took one look at them.
Instant physical reaction.
I can't tell the joke is so funny.
And, uh, you know, I placed my order making cheeseburger, ketchup mustard.
Cajun fries little and in my head I'm like I really should not really should
not judge someone so harshly at first glance it's kind of fucked up and then
I got my food and my order was wrong
Two patties on the hamburger this stupid bitch got my order wrong
What if she's watching?
I'm pretty sure she's taking orders wrong right now.
Oh man.
You're thinking of the Little Burger,
the regular ones at five guys have two patties.
That's the joke!
I called her stupid!
But I was wrong!
And then I felt bad about assuming they were stupid, and then I got my order, and it was wrong, and then internally, my reaction was, this stupid bitch, but I was the stupid bitch.
That's the joke.
You just don't get it. You can't get it. You can't get it.
How the hell are we supposed to know about a restaurant we've never been to?
Dude, shut up, European!
Shoves you out of the window that doesn't have an air-conditioning unit in it,
making it extremely easy to shove you out of the window?
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Manual breathing, manual blinking, forcing.
Just give me the gun.
me when I'm European ah fucking hell mate the ice caps is melting bro
boy it's fucking 40 C in me a me flat right now me fucking cat died yesterday
It was too fucking hot me, but
Impeccable accent is always thank you. Thank you. I've been working on my British accent a little bit. Oh
German accent
Mm-hmm. My labing
How's that
Israeli accent hmm. Hold on. Well, howdy there
What's he talking about?
I need a subject to lose.
Vegeta, you can't let Cell eat the rest of the androids.
It'll be the worst deal that's ever been made in the history of the universe.
Vegeta, you can't let Cell eat the rest of the androids.
It'll be the worst deal that's ever been made in the history of the Z fighters.
It'll bring him to un-told power, maximum power, I can't do it, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Obama now, he wouldn't be on South Side, oh yeah, Drunks, I think you need to calm
down your father's right your father's great man big man i can't do it enough hold up did you
didn't know what he's talking about did he know what to do about aliens
trumps dying at the moment by the way bro you guys have been saying that should for a
fucking five years bro how about instead of telling me hey he's dying how about you
you bring me some good news when it finally happens of natural causes.
I think we'll get my hopes up, dude.
OK.
I don't fuck.
I'm dying to right now.
And so are you, bitch.
You
Dude most
Most people be like pocket watching they're like damn man or your motherfuckers are ankle watching
Always ankle looks so swollen. Maybe today's the day
Dude
420 necromonger 420 things or something will I stream on your day on my deathbed
dude we already had a birth on stream we already have streams of people killing people
torturing them to death people get people getting fucked
not much left to do but to stream like your hospice carry. I don't think anyone's done that yet.
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, okay, instead of buying a TikTok account or making
a TikTok account where you're covering the Ukraine war and then switching it rebranded
your Twitch stream. Make friends with an elderly person. This is for you guys. Make
friends with an elderly person in hospice care. Right. Do it for like a year. All right.
And then at the end of the year, be like, listen, G ma. I'm your son now. You've
said as much. How about we stream on kick? Together, the final weeks of your life. 24
seven.
Break that money in, dude. Break it in.
Dude, death at the on man with a heart monitor.
Yes, dude.
Imagine she's like they're like in the bed.
You know what I mean?
The hospital bed, you got a fucking flat screen TV
hanging from the roof, camera angle,
like from the side of the bed
and capturing the TV a little bit.
Dude, hospice grandma plays fucking amnesia, dude.
On her bed, heart rate monitor, dude.
Bro, straight dude stream ends when when hospice grandma kicks the bucket
Holy fuck, that's the title each time, bro.
Feeling a legendary wiki got your pull right now, assisted suicide in going.
What about infiltrating the Pentagon and streaming yourself making bets on prediction marketplaces using classified military information?
Gator, thanks for sub...
can you imagine Chad if we got 100 more subs.
I'm a hospice grandma told me it makes her feel better.
Like I get I think the tumor shrinking in her brain.
Dude it's.
It's actually gotten so depraved over like like post COVID dude, holy fuck
Boston, thank you very much
It's actually gotten so depraved it feels like a constant need to like one up other people and doing like absolutely degenerate shit
It's it dude. Honestly, it's just like rage baiting. It's a rage baiting
Who can do the more offensive, but like a line walking rage bait or who can like push the line a little bit further back in rage bait at the same time?
Engagement bait is the meta online for sure.
the
day of the people over there running over their stream snipers you know all I can do is tell jokes about getting my order wrong at five guys
do you
it's just not fucking fair
Tell it one more time.
Wait
the song sucks dude it's it's the Copacabana
dude it's the Copacabani you gonna go for S-rank or not on this I'm not going
or any S-rank because you have to non-lethal everyone, dude, or most everybody.
And I'm telling you right now,
shooting someone with a beanbag shotgun is not quite the same as literally
blowing the first half of their face off of the shotgun.
So.
One of them creates a fountain of blood
and causes their body to ragdoll the extremely fucking eerie
positions. And the other one makes them go, oh, oh, cheese.
Fuck you fuck you fuck yourself
Will I beat it today, what's the song about I don't know fucking acid
Dude hippies man, oh, I have to do don't get me fucking started man
Fucking hate it dude
The lyrics are about Allison Wonderland and like, come on, man, dude, if you play the
Led Zeppelin record backwards, it says he lives in the house of Satan, man, I'm going
to give a lecture at a college about this in the fucking late 80s.
I
Like a hate hippies man, don't get me started dude
John souls is result
We're hating everything dude growing up man
I
Knew some older stoners
Occasionally my friends and I would buy weed from older people and having to hear them be like
Dude the fucking weed now sucks. It's so ass dudes
It's so not good man the weed back in like during the 60s. Oh, man. It was awesome
It was awesome, but these say these same motherfuckers would hit
I like one bong hit on the fucking dirt weed that we picked up, dude.
And we're actually fucking obliterated by it, like actually annihilated,
like almost non-functional, dude.
And it wasn't better in the 60s.
It wasn't.
Modern weed will activate your latent schizophrenia. Yeah, I don't think I would I don't think I would smoke the the government schizophrenia weed
That's why that's why whenever someone's like dude, are you a high? No, man
No. None of the dispensaries near me sell the 2% THC dirt we did.
But I need to like not lose my fucking mind.
Dude, I got some fucking 50% fucking Gorilla Taint, man.
You got to use your fucking crack dab pen to shoot it into your fucking eyeball, man.
I got my 70% Barack Obama and Pew testicle.
Lead Tane.
It's really not that crazy.
Dude, it is, though.
It is.
You're fucking wrong.
Ask Store Lakes or something.
I want you to go to your local dispensary, film a video of you
smoking an entire joint, 80% DHC, bro.
Yeah.
I want a time lapse afterwards.
That doesn't exist. Who knows dude? Who knows?
So I see big leagues. Why is every single opinion
you have anecdotal? Your words can hurt me because I don't understand them.
Brock, what's anecdotal?
Yeah, what's anecdotal?
Can we get five gifted for that chatter?
A personal story?
Did this guy ask me why I have personal stories?
Oh, this wasn't a bit.
Do you need to stop calling them that?
Do you need to stop calling them that, dude?
I tell you what.
I'll tell you what I'll tell you what
Book 30 minutes at a comedy club do that 30 minutes. You can call it a bit until then
Bit is a word for comedians motherfucker. Okay?
Am I a comedian? I don't use the word! I only use it to respond to you guys!
That's using it. Okay, fine. I'll say, uh,
They can be so deserve human rights. Wow
Luke thanks for the bits
They could be the day the orange menace might kick the bucket moon man
He missed he missed the natural causes bet guys
Um
I
For I was gonna say
Hello, Scootie J. Yay. Yay
You just said bit on ironically yeah, cuz someone gave me bits what am I supposed to call them?
Can I do a goofy impression, please?
Gorsh! Gorsh, Mickey! Mickey, I don't know!
I can't pay my rent, Mickey!
Not bad, is not bad.
Mickey, I gotta work three jobs!
I can't do goofy again.
RFK Jr. please.
Do an impression of DBZ Donald Trump balls deep in Vegeta's wife.
No.
I don't think I will do that.
How about something like, oh, something funny, maybe, you do that, like Donald Trump, like
trying to buy Namek or something, that'd be funny.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
Do that. Okay.
Where are these guys from anyway? Planet Vegeta never heard of it.
I don't know if they want to vote. They're going to have to show their registration, their passport.
I don't care if there's these fighters for all I care is it
Dude Trump six months in the hospice on bro, I would tune in every night. I would donate subs
Anyway, when one of you guys gets famous on hospice grandma, just don't just don't forget who gave you the advice. Okay?
And then you can do like, you know after hospice grandma finally dies dude, you wait a couple months and be like oh
Man, I miss hospice grandma so much. I was like her son or daughter. Oh
Man, but I got some good news guys. I got some good news
Recently after I've been hanging out at another hospice and I befriended another elderly person
It's hospice thaw into boys. And then you have like a fucking you got a
A hollywood grade commercial dude with you and hospice grandma too, dude. Yes
Yes, and you can be like my goal is 500,000 kick subs, dude
Oh my god, that would be awesome
I'm going to pick up some coffee and we'll begin.
Are there guards here that want to play clips or shall I play some music?
We laugh at someone's going to do it for the next few years.
Okay, well, it was my idea first. Don't forget.
Don't forget.
The double champion of the world.
Oh no!
Stop J-Fy!
That's disgusting!
It must have been all the inner ball exteroids, Mike!
Ah, you're right you are, Cat!
What?
I have a better idea. Let's throw him into the well.
Suddenly, his brothers jumped on him, ripped off his jacket and pushed him into the well.
Help me! Help! You will pay for this!
Shut up, you arrogant fool! You're going to die of starvation!
Ha ha ha ha!
I
Holy fuck!
I'm telling you.
What are you looking at?
I'll be dead to mobs.
Dude, I read some of the Dark and Darker subreddit.
Holy fuck.
There are some truly not good video gamers on that subreddit.
I hope that the people who make this game don't read that shit.
Do not listen to anything they say and make the game that you want to make because you're
doing an excellent job.
Not a single bit of advice or complaint I read on that subreddit and I went through
pages and it was valid or even based in reality.
Full up.
But after dinner, come on man, of course I had some delicious food, bro.
What the fuck?
You guys see that in the middle?
Look.
Look it, look above my head.
There's like very faint text on the black background.
Can you guys see that?
It's just take my downtown now, let's bond.
Yeah.
Uh, Dal Koop?
Thanks for subbing.
So I have a new pastime recently okay, occasionally very occasionally I get
emails
Responsorships, you know, we've never done one. Okay. Yeah, I got put on a list somewhere for these slimy fucks to send me the occasional
probing email and
Recently I've started responding to
And no matter what the advertisement is, every single time I reply, I will do this for $10,000
an hour.
$10,000 an hour.
Okay.
No one has responded.
No one has done it.
Let me open this.
Please, sir, please.
No!
You can't kill me.
She's choosing the next word.
All right.
Your word is-
It is-
AHHHHHHHHH
Hey what? What do you say?
What do you say?
NOOO
That's not gonna work
The judge is choosing the next word
Please stop
uh
Me as all needs all
Me as all TV coming up
Oh man, it was an learning show.
What'd you time that?
Fucking son of a bitch.
Every time, it's not usually that good.
Can you exile children?
Maybe we should have put him in the pit.
This guy's in like a 4k, 13k fucking 4400p monitor, moon this looks like shit.
It looks like shit.
It looks like shit because I get streamed at a higher fucking quality and they're taking
20% of my money and I still won't be able to do it.
Is this game okay to play with a two year old?
Yeah.
He's coming.
Ah!
I
Imagine it's your job to torment like children
Yeah, I mean
That's job in the world
Good evening, 47. Your next destination is Ram Ranch, located in the southwestern state of Texas.
Known for its various wild parties and sexual scandals, the ranch has made quite a name for itself, even inspiring several musical works.
However, under the surface lies something much more sinister.
The agency has gathered intel hinting at several of the Raj's employees being involved in the Black Market Orbitrade, as well as numerous illegal arms deals.
Oh, shit, thanks.
But...
They currently remain anonymous, so you will have to do a little investigation to determine their true identities.
You will most likely find them in the showers of the facility, usually partaking in mature to sexual intercourse.
I'll lead you to prepare. Forty-seven.
FMV Slop?
Do you think that should just grows on trees?
Look FMV, you watch your fucking mouth.
You'll mind if I fix my toupee?
Your take on sponsors was interesting and they finally paying you that 10K an hour.
10K!
isn't that the going rate for 10k indy anyway you guys don't you guys actually
They have no fucking idea.
You have no idea.
Why would we?
I don't know.
Tell us.
No.
Oh, wait.
We have to do multiplayer.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!
So the one says $1 per viewer per hour?
Sure!
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!
1 percent believers dude!
That this was unfortunate for them because this is the one dude!
Hm!
Where are we running before the AK?
sure oh my god was the first who got in this mission third floor
3rd floor baby. Solo.
You not doing a solo for the achievement? Yeah, no we are. We're trying.
What's the advantage of solo if there's any?
They're fucking dead, dude.
I can't fucking believe it!
I don't know if we can get that over with the multi-torn around.
Will flaggers this some made-up country?
It's America.
All the natural and lost swing us the city of dreams meet a breeze
Talk and positive to all elements arrest concluded maintain readiness for further contact
Judge, this is Tom, the daily suspect that is watching and hijacking her com that was built for me around us.
We can provide the water to hold any concern with the officials.
We get it, dude.
That's a good guy.
I think.
I think I was very polite in not shooting this.
bad man
I got to come out of the room.
Hmm
there's a guy crouching normally when they have their hands up that means they're
There's someone in the room, I think.
But that guy doesn't have his hands up.
Put your hands up!
Oh my god.
You ain't got shit on me!
No, I ain't moved!
That's how you're gonna fuck up!
I'm doing it, alright?
I'm out of here.
There's some bullshit!
Believe it or not, it's a woman standing by for trailers.
Can you rewind it? Maybe. I'm not sure.
The thing is, I'm so used to it.
watch my back disarmament
I don't know where he was. He could have been in the wedding room. He could have been behind me.
Oh, fuck.
The room I was looking into? The wedding room.
I wasn't rushing on purpose. There's just so many angles, dude. Like, you gotta either
use a flashbang, of which I have a limited amount, or...
I'm trying to greed.
They dead?
Is there a thermal scope?
No.
Oh, that should science fiction, dude.
Don't care.
The ideal scenario is that that laser is not there, by the way.
What it normally is...
Hey buddy.
I might even try I got that first guy
What are you and don't toss six for seven?
Y'all think there's a guy on the other side of this door?
He went long man!
It's not time for music yet, I gotta lock in.
One percent believers on the first bed, dude.
Try a flash name launcher works insanely good in this situation.
No.
I'm sure it does.
Is this game worth $1?
Yeah.
Why would they leave their CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut their feet.
The system's still running.
If they left it on, someone turned it back on.
We have lost contact.
We have lost contact with Pog.
I'm casting the Pog at open frequency.
We're working on supporting the device.
Listen to me.
All right.
Get down on your knees!
I don't know what you're doing.
I'm not gonna do that.
This is talk under 5th the jurisdiction ROE applies successfully oversight satisfied
Dude, that's not the talk I know bro
Well?
Second man's dude swung the corner
we've been got many time I mean we could try the flash launcher probably be right I have
to I'm not sure how much ammo it has. I'm not sure I need a scope. Primary ammunition.
I mean..
Capacity six.
Hmm..
What gun do we- I mean we have to take this,
cause this is the only thing that's gonna
punch through their armor, I think.
Hmm..
Did that a revolver? I'm not sure the revolver would.
I'm literally never used this.
Fight!
We need you to protect them!
Watch the enemy ships!
Watch this!
Get above 20 and now!
Got him!
Get above 20!
Put your hands up!
Stop!
Quick!
Don't need to stay quiet.
I don't need to take care of myself.
You're going into custody.
I have 11 flashes.
I'm not sure if I should have made this through.
You're welcome.
It's an unenemied company requesting escort.
This is Tark under 5th of jurisdiction.
Restrate and fly.
Maintain operational tempo.
Police!
Hands on your hands!
Don't!
In your field of talk.
Suspect is down.
Tark to entry team with 5th of command.
Roger.
Target's fatality acknowledged.
This is Tark.
I agree, sir. Suspect is blocking and hijacking the fobs.
There was no such thing around this.
We can override the line of code.
You need to find the official spot.
I'm here for seps.
That's my fault.
That was my fault boys.
That one's on me.
We beefed it.
Eleven flashes doesn't use one.
I'm trying to save them.
I know this part of the map.
I'm trying to.
Like conserve them also.
I'm not sure it's bugged because they're saying it's bugged.
I think.
I mean, do we have with eleven?
Which, you know, this starts with 6 and then I have 5, so that makes 11, right?
I don't know.
Not buggy, he's just bad. No, chatters are saying the ammo was bugged, but I don't think it is.
I don't know.
Command 15.
Why did they leave the CCTV unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
To watch the watchers.
Now you can't put a sight on this guy.
The pistol.
The deagle.
We have lost telepag.
We have lost contact with Popper.
I'm catching this by an open signal.
I'm broken.
Watch Twitter's advice.
Watch my speed.
You can't remove one single signal signal from this.
We technically have 13 flashbags.
I wish there was like a
growing knife or some shit, that would be epic.
Hellfire, thanks for subbing.
Like Comma Doody.
like kawadubi
is the frag grenade mod?
i don't know
I wonder if we can sneak in here.
The thing is if I shoot that guy they're all coming out.
Another thing is I don't know if these splash manes from this launcher detonate immediately.
I asked the bourbon, thanks for zippin'
Where'd the guy go? Oh, he's further down
I
Try the 5-7 when you get the chance King no, I freaking won't crash Lord junior. Thanks for something
Dude like I kicked open the door behind him and shot over his shoulder to kill me dude. That was crazy
The bug zero primary ammo and flash launcher gives six shots and more gives you one shell
Yeah
That's the conclusion I reached
Yeah, I mean, we might need to get a gun with a silencer.
It's hard to say.
What'd you do, man?
of
The action trash Lord junior and true awesomeness. Thanks for seven. Appreciate that
What you doing, buddy
I
So fucking dead
I've got three bolts.
Like, I have to flash there if I want to move.
Pretty much.
Whatever needs to.
One suspect down, requesting immediate medical.
Nope, they just triggered him. The fucking trap.
Where'd my bullet go?
Where'd my freaking bullet go, dude?
Might have to grab it.
See, I'm not sure I can headshot kill these guys with a weaker pistol.
What has a...
This uses a 45, but it's still only 7 bullets.
5-7, well.
Okay.
We'll peep it out.
We need the suppressor.
Yes.
Yes
Man you need every bit of equipment you can take huh? Yeah, what? Yes you do
This thing on with like the 21 bullets in there, right?
21
Mostly
Rest concluded, maintain ready to refer to the contact.
See you soon by the trailers.
Every team, talk reporting active length.
Detainment logged.
You are free to continue.
Hello?
of
This is time to get ready. Suspect is watching and hijacking our comms and we're still from the LLF. We can fly the water cold. Can you just follow the visual?
No laser!
all right
Where'd that motherfucker go?
Search every corner.
Ah!
Stack up or you'll be stuck up!
Yes!
Surprise!
You guys, you guys get it now?
It doesn't work on dudes in actual medieval full plate mail.
It's why it pistols a backup at Moon Moon. Oh, okay. My bad
Fuck the flash launcher
Um, oh
Man, you might be right is what I was said if I asked and I cared which I do not
Haley makes herself
You missed all the shots like I still didn't I still didn't know if
I'm sure him and the head would kill him.
I mean, am I?
Every game.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Eyes on CCTV access point.
The interface appears clean.
We have a lot of fire attacks.
I'm catching the fire.
and my melee didn't come out. I was trying to hit him with the butt of the gun, dude.
Launcher is for suss rooms and for floor three dude that's why that's why I'm not using it
1k hours by the way um no
You've never seen Floor 3? We've been to Floor 3 multiple times.
I
Blah, blah, blah.
God, please!
Get out of here!
Fuck!
Drop the weapon now!
Fuck you!
Drop the weapon and police it down!
The police are not allowed!
Stay down and turn around.
Take that, fool.
stay down and turn around take that fool
you guys it's just me
restraints successful oversight tracking all custody points the point man
We're watching at the hijack and the bombs that were built from the air around us.
We have more on the water and gold.
Can you just follow the situation?
You can't shoot someone?
I mean, you lose points if you shoot someone before they kind of like raise their gun, right?
Yeah, as well.
There's another reason to shoot the guy, but I also have a limited amount of ammo.
Oh my god.
It's so hard to kill them with this guy!
I think we need a silo scum.
If we go in with like three mags, like in theory, if we shoot them in the head one time
with the AK, they're dead.
So we just got to shoot them in the head every time.
I don't know.
I don't really I think I think we're trying to do it.
Stealthy when I don't think we necessarily have to do a very stealthy
with the flash gun.
So let's try one more time and.
Go balls to the wall.
In this goose, thanks for seven.
This is Tog, federal...
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Cameras are still active.
We were likely being watched upon entry.
We have lost contact.
Okay, we have lost contact.
We're fucked.
I'm casting this on an open screen which means we're broken in.
They did a debuff on accuracy when you flashed, shine the flashlight on them?
Real?
Okay
What the fuck are you doing there, bud?
We got one bullet.
I think if there was any guys near here, they probably would have come.
Police! Hands on your head! Hands off! Drop the weapon!
I just have to keep moving, dude. It's so hard.
It's so hard, man.
fuck this shit will hype you up
now there's only one thing that's gonna
hype me up dude
We have lost contact with the team. We have lost contact with Fox.
I'm casting them for an open frequency.
I was looking at the first-worded device.
It's like being in the temperate room.
I'm looking for the information.
We have lost contact with Fox.
God, please!
You'll see about me.
We have one suspect in custody.
Commander, D. Platoon, oversight.
We've got a suspect in custody.
Detainment, clogged. You are free to continue.
We've got a suspect in custody.
Suspect is locking and hijacking our comms.
That was still for the other members.
We can move right along enough to hold.
It is final and sufficient.
Come on, come on!
Drop your weapon now! Drop your weapons! Get down!
Come out with your hands! Get on the fucking ground! Do it now!
I'm still just with the gun.
Hold there. Go to the exit. Stay quiet and stay low.
These guys only giving up, huh?
Elinor the Tark, civilians getting by the traitors.
Disarm him.
One suspect in custody, compliant.
We have a dead suspect here.
Oh, that's good.
We've got to keep your hands safe.
Oh, this must look perfect.
Oh, it breaks.
Turn around slowly.
Oh, my God!
My God!
Oh, my God!
All right, Doc.
Once that's back down, we'll cut the immediate matter.
Oh!
the
move
of
I'm fucked up you fucker!
I'm fucked up!
Get in the ground!
You're gonna get killed!
Happy!
Hands on your head!
Move it down!
I'm fucked up!
Get in the ground!
You're gonna get killed!
I'm fucked up!
Get in the ground!
I'm fucked up!
Get hands off!
Drop the weapon! Get hands off! Drop the weapon!
You're down on the floor! Right now!
What exactly?
Move there! Talk it out!
You're under arrest! Do not move!
Foul!
And you can't talk. We've got a suspect here ready for escort.
I don't know how those people... I mean, I feel like I had the cleanest shots on these guys when they ran up to me.
In the back dude.
Dude I like when that guy ramped to me in the bathroom dude like how is how does he not
die that's a joy.
I miss those bullets. Yeah, got nothing. Status green.
You try closing the doors behind him.
I'm second deck.
Every day, time for boarding, active.
How did they leave the CCTV unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Get eyes on the building for me here.
So much noise!
of
to leave on extra seven all I did was I hit one by accidents of switching to my
pistol and unloaded all of my flash bags whoops
command to do this but they leave the CCTVs unattended surprised they haven't
cut the feet eyes on CCTV access point the interface appears clean
We have lost contact, repeat. We have lost contact with Fonk.
I'm casting this on an open frequency. I'm working on a four-sworded device.
Looks like we've reached the camera. Launch signals to get forwarded.
We have lost contact.
Hands up! Put your hands up!
Get back on the ground!
What's the number you're taking?
Deflatio, this is Todd with FISA on oversight.
Restraint verified. Standby for forensic sweep.
Shit!
What the hell happened to the trees?
I got that from you now!
of
some kind of shoot them directly
We got to suspect you ready for traitors.
This is Todd, with five foot on overwatch.
Arrest complete. Stand by for confirmation.
Yes, this is Todd, J. Reed.
Suspect is watching at the hijack in the comms.
That was still from the analysis.
We can move right along the line of the hold.
Can you confirm the suspicion?
He's down in these hands.
I'm down, T.
What are you doing to me?
Turn around slowly.
I can't see anything about what was going on.
God.
Eleanor, talk. We have a civilian in our custody.
Broke him!
Police! Hands on your head!
Police, get down!
Hands on your head! Do it now!
Move and stay there.
Move over there.
To the great long-awaited regenerator.
Hey, it's me, Crock. We got one big colony. Set them up.
Please get down!
Drop your weapons!
Turn around. Keep your hands up.
Do not move!
This is for future.
Target! The suspect is secure.
Put your hands up! Hands up!
Put your hands up! Put your hands up!
Now! Now! Now!
Now! Now!
Here's on your head! Now!
Don't stop running!
You've got to be very careful to move around here.
Where was that guy?
Up ass.
Play I won't back down.
No I won't back down.
I'm ready to bet everything if you promise you'll win this time.
I promise.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
Oh!
We have lost contact.
We have lost contact with Fox.
I'm catching them on an open screen, you see.
We're blocking it.
I'm switching the device.
Looks like we've heard some 10-year-old Fox signal seems to roll since.
We have lost twice here now.
Die, please!
I'm trying.
I'm on your knees! Slowly! Get on the fucking ground! Do it now!
Where exactly? Where do we belong?
Move there.
It's a ride.
Attack.
I'm gonna kill you.
Where the fuck are my bullets, dude?
Where are my bullets going, dude?
How is that not a dome shot?
Hmm...
Hmm... Is this the setup?
Maybe we can go with one less here and now I also dumped out all of my flashbangs
by the way I don't know if anyone saw that
whoops
I did it again.
Why can you do that?
Why is that a thing?
I hit one.
Why is that?
Reload button to understand it isn't even a different kind of reload
Give up believers. Don't count that one together. What don't got the one?
She doesn't
Count it. Nope
Does not count executive decision
Surprise they haven't cut the feed it's changing the ammo type
Okay
Hello?
Bad?
Seed reset does not count as a lose.
I accidentally emptied six flashmings onto the ground and making them unrecoverable
in the first room.
Yeah, I'm not counting that one.
Sorry, buddy.
Sorry!
No.
the exit. Stay quiet and stay low. No.
Judge, this is Todd. Stay ready for suspecting and hijacking our comms that we're still trying
to get around this. We can override the water. Continue to fire with the vessel.
Tark, we have a civilian infested in a rink of transport.
I'm doing what you said!
Hands up! Drop your knees! Put your fucking hands up!
Move there! Don't get up!
Don't get in the ship! No surrender!
Turn around and get out of here!
I'm not going to let you get in the ship!
I'm not going to let you go.
Turn around and stay still.
I hope you do not exist to destroy the clock.
We must suspect you of any threat scored.
Move there.
Slow down slowly.
The police! The gun fires!
Elephant in the car. Signaling immediate custody. Requesting escort.
Entry in the car. Suspected down.
There you are. There is no new one.
We're leaving here. We're moving to you.
Ah, damn it.
Henry, I've got to shoot!
And the exit. Officers are waiting outside.
Leave the area. Officers are outside.
We don't know where they are.
of
the
of
the
Move.
I always read a check for the trap.
Police, get down!
Stay still.
We are moving.
Very well.
Don't let people talk. Suspecting customers.
I don't think there's anything anywhere else on the floor.
Maybe.
They won't come in here.
What the?
How did you...
Uh...
Hands on your head! Do it now!
Fuck you!
Stop fucking trying to shit!
You'll know that!
Stay with me.
Stay with me now.
and
Oh
Penfolds
I think we're good.
You may be getting closer to the secret tunnel by securing it and establishing a source of vitality.
It was the fucking laser trap, dude.
I was rushing because I wanted to get out of that fucking hallway, dude.
I desperately want to get out of the hallway, so I checked for the wiretrap, but I didn't
check for the laser trap.
I gotta pee, is there a guard here?
Okay, yes below.
Yes, multiple guards, very good.
I will return shortly.
I'm sure we're okay.
Guys, we're not okay.
Help!
Ah!
Oh my god.
The King of unlocked Slaves
Your kingdom is a soldier
You couldn't ever see it coming
No caps.
Sheesh.
The vibe is off right now.
Sheesh.
game that guy just jumped up bro I'm not vibing on this right now dog
the remote she's on God five check
You got buried on God you got buried on God
You are that same administrator
Mad it's time to take a look in the mirror mods put a mirror up
Superimpose a picture of a disgusting gremlin troll with boils. Oh, you know
Not not it not not a gift of George Costano
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Sorry, do you guys see the... the i-strings?
Yeah, you see winning and then disappointing everybody.
TI's going on right now?
Yeah, that's a problem, right? You didn't even know.
I clicked PGL, Dota 2, and the title nowhere did it say it was the International.
There's literally nothing on-screen dedicated.
I've literally gone to the International, I didn't know the International was happening.
I only knew just someone posted about EG winning and they're gonna throw it later.
Guys my birthday is this month. I think I will play MGS4 on my birthday.
I don't know, I don't know what you guys are talking about when you're saying sex doll.
It's me. Moon move.
I don't know what you mean by sex doll.
normal moon moon here everyone normal me everyone nothing to be alarmed about
prime club that added me and made my chat read for just a second I don't want to
hear from you ever okay about anything I need to make that clear if you if you
have prime subscribed to another streamer on twitch and yet you are in my
chat trying to give me advice or get my attention fuck you for one eternity I
hate you I hate when you do that stop fuck you give me your money if you
want to talk to me like that regular plebs you're okay continue adding me but
but these entitled motherfuckers dude the rich or zhwazi coming in here cutting
in line in front of the actual poor plebs they want to talk to me thinking
that they get their hot fucking shit get out of my face you cunt
My aim was bad you can't always have it man
This goblin me might need to chip it
Dude you're floating on my screen man
He's on a rock he is on a rock
I can't see where he's going oh he's further he's further
they can't stomach playing it again well guess what fuck you you stupid
unoriginal pussy guess what I'm gonna do for fuck it five hours after my
I'm good. I'm about to grind dungeons and wow and I'm gonna I'm gonna hang out with my friends and I'm gonna have a good
Ass time guess what you're never gonna have that shit again because you sat there alone in your fucking room and you grind it
Wow for 15 years to the point where just the thought of touching it will give you leprosy and
Arrode your mental and physical well-being you can never have that again, and I I'm having it for the first time
And it's so good. Oh, it's so good
Oh, I never experienced it before I never did I never did it's like all right trying a delicious
Food for the first time and realizing that you love it. Oh
Oh
But you've been eating that shit every day for the rent for your whole fucking life every day. You're like, oh
God, oh, I got it
Was I got talking so passionately about
Wow dungeons? Oh. Sound like food. Sound like food.
That is simple mistake.
No guy in the fuck corner.
Just this is time to take a read.
Suspects of the blocking of hijacking the cops that were still to be around us.
We can ride along after holding.
It is a fact.
Come on, take your hands off!
Ambitarek, did you see that?
This is protocol.
My arm is cold.
Enter through the clock.
Civilian Captain, ready for trailers.
I can't believe we died to the laser trap.
Big torto moment.
Didn't check for a trap?
Trap?
Not fast enough, dude.
Not fast enough.
Permission to take another dose of trend balloon.
I don't know what that is I'm gonna say no
Steroids up sounds sounds medically prescribed
Dude shut up a name a lady
TV's unattended.
Surprise, they haven't got it.
Yeah, so I'm raising some silver.
We can get eyes on the building from here.
All right.
We have a lot of contact.
We have a lot of contact as we talk.
I can't see that.
I don't think I can see.
I was looking.
I thought I could find it.
It's like being here.
I'm trying to find it.
Oh, I got it.
Friendlin is for mail bowls.
This is T.O.C.E. Federal chain established.
Restrake confirmed. Nice work.
Pится notes proper conduct.
MISGUN?
Important. He might shoot it with his mouth.
Let's listen to the dulcet tones of uh...
The LDL.
I
Yeah, yeah, everyone's
It's deep latunes similar to D-Horse.
Yes.
There was a laser boys.
Shit!
Hands up now!
Police!
Get down!
I'm giving up!
Move and stay there.
It seems like he's the only one who aggro.
Why are you crouching?
Go the exit, stay quiet, and stay low.
Fuck it!
Oh hey man, what's up?
That was the truck. Civilian couldn't go for evac.
monkey falling over dot kit
that might be be pretty much everyone on this floor
baby baby baby
Who's holding you up?
What the fuck was that?
Huh?
Why can I activate this?
I've been able to do it here before.
Awww!
We're so fucking dead.
I had one bullet man, I had to go for it.
I had to go for it, dude.
Ay-ay-ay.
Okay, wait for the reload.
Possibly possibly who can say we should have whipped out our flash and then went
in I think this game that hard or you just ass I'm just ass fake John thinks
we're something appreciate that
I
Talk to it
Surprise they haven't cut the feed boy live feeds could give us a way out advantage
The captain of the watchtowers, voices!
The watchtowers, get down!
Got it, ladies!
Just ass, just ass.
Get on the fucking...
The mission has failed. Repeat, the mission has failed. Oversight revoking command access.
Holy fuck dude.
He was stunned? I wanted him to give up.
Did he jerk to the left there? Like, right as he recovered from the stun or what? Or did I just miss?
Hi, I'm watching your stream right now. Thanks. Mucho of lives.
Why don't you shoot him?
Business talks.
I'll have to leave the CCTVs on top.
A lot of question marks.
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Pulling my feet.
This could give us a layout advantage.
We have lost contact.
We're talking.
I'm chanting this on an open frequency.
We're blocking some sort of device.
We're going to speed up the countdown.
Watch the distance.
Hold this.
We have lost contact.
Now, don't let them get away.
We have lost contact.
All right, big dog hope this old geezer is worth the
I wonder if the old geezer is the mayor mayor
I've never seen a guy right there by the way damn
That weapons ass, that weapons the best gun in the game by the way.
The flash grenade launcher dude is the best one.
You think I could outshot that guy with a gun?
If there is a meta build in this game, it probably involves this gun.
At least on horror though.
It's amazing if you have other people to support your lack of an actual gun.
I mean, we can talk about it briefly, if you want.
This instantly stuns anyone, and like 80% of the time,
when you yell at them, they drop they're gonna give up.
You don't have to hit them with them.
You have to put a sight on to see what you're shooting at.
No I don't, dude.
I don't have to hit them. Why do I need a son?
Did him kicking the door stud me?
That's crazy.
I had guys from every door.
I don't know. It seems a lot easier to just use the silence gun for me personally.
That's what I'm used to doing.
I think ultimately this is probably easier, though.
I don't know.
We can try this.
Yes.
Jeep 6 for 7.
Gash's Clay takes for 7.
What's JHP?
I think Jack did holo point.
We have lost contact with the team, we have lost contact with Fox, I can't see this on an open screen, but we're broken, I'll talk to it in a bite.
We're going to be just in front of the launch signal so we can lose this.
We have a long slide here now.
Flash Launcher is for S rank in my opinion.
Okay, but you see why a Flash Launcher would be good here, right?
CCJJSS Thanks for topping.
Judge, this is Todd, you take leave.
Suspect is blocking and hijacking our comms.
If we're still from here around this, we can move right along the hold.
You need to start with the official line.
We did that wrong.
I have to do it, he weren't listening.
You got me.
Hi.
This is Elricor.
I'm here for the Craster.
Entrify the clock. We have a civilian in custody.
I'm a recorder. Whatever message you need to get out there, I can do it, okay?
These guys are just regular sons.
Dude, I was able to do this yesterday. I can't do it anymore.
That's good enough though.
The door is not open, that's a dub.
I did not believe there was anyone in here.
He won't come in here.
Cover me, disarm the device.
I heard no laugh, I think.
No one maybe all the bag has one home
Right now!
Move it!
It's not in your need, hands off!
F**k!
Come on, turn back the key!
Thanks for dying!
No, I don't think so.
The wigs have your shame pictures of them.
Any bad guys?
Checks for the lasertrap now?
The angle is so weird.
Am I going for a non-lethal player?
No.
Watch my back, disarming!
Nay, traveler, nay.
Didn't we already kill a guy this run that I'd surrendered?
Are you sure?
Oh, hi.
We always get caught by this one.
Oh, no.
Minus two!
Haha!
Hehe.
We're good.
Floor three time.
Haha.
That's six flashlights.
Actually we have eight.
That's pretty good.
Nah.
That door is open.
Not good.
of
I've actually never been here.
We're pretty sure we don't want to go in there.
We tripped an IR laser and then got shot in the head instantly.
I didn't only secure three dudes, I hurt the coalman.
Oh my god man.
That one Glock automatic. Yeah, London or shock thinks for something in the area setting thinks for seven. Oh
Yeah, but
Thunder over yonder leaks are something are you supposed to report yourself as a down officer when you die
In order to play solo you have to start a multi-player
building from here.
We have lost contact.
We have lost contact in the park.
I'm casting this on an open screen with six.
We're working it.
It's hard to win as a bike.
Looks like speed is the temper of the launch signal.
So it destroys this.
We are lost right here now.
Got it.
Um, guys?
Can you read me?
I low key cannot read.
I low for genuinely cannot read.
Nah, nah nah nah.
Where you going?
Hey! Move on there. Go in the corner.
Stay here. I thought you'd never come along. I didn't think anyone would come.
Don't talk.
Do not.
It's not your company.
Oh.
I'm coming back here!
No.
The point man has a job to do.
I don't think I checked for a trap there.
Where'd this motherfucker go?
I don't think they heard us in there.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Secure me, trap.
The fuck?
What the fuck?
Who the fuck?
Son of a kid!
This shit is tough, dude.
T-U-F-F.
I think we're good on this floor.
I can rally up believers to my bets so my doubter winnings are no longer 3k and 250k bet.
Oh, no.
That's the price you pay for doubting.
games.
I
Stay down and turn around, stay in the room.
This is just the beginning.
South back of the training and training trails.
That just kisses neck? No.
Nope.
Um, no?
Wait?
I'm pretty sure these double doors cannot be trapped.
every time. Every time. The same one.
Alrighty, to the third floor we go.
I wonder if turning up the power makes those traps
not really effective, I don't know.
that was only 10 minutes that felt like an
in eternity, dude. Clear enough floor.
Holy shit, man.
Yeah, we might not need the wand.
I'm trying to think here.
Like, maybe we can rock a shield in situations like that one, where it's like really hard.
Like, we can pre-fire a flashbang.
I mean we should have thrown a flashbang honestly going upstairs pretty much every time I feel
like we should.
I'm just so nervous about running out of flashbangs dude and then like you know we're
going into brand new rooms I've never seen before and then there's no bueno dude.
Change bet to just moon make it to the third floor.
Wait, that's a good one, actually.
Good one!
Drop the launcher?
What?
I'm going to get him!
Watch this with your device!
He's a pervert, so you can't get him!
Get him, you can't just take one of them and skin him off!
Get the boss's body to get him down!
Get him, boys!
Get him, you can't get him!
You never run to flashmanks, will you?
Have that walking in the rooms?
I haven't run to flashmanks since I'm trying to conserve them.
I'm custodying and ready to transport.
Command, Jadiba Terrapin, oversight speed is live.
I have run out of flashbangs.
I have.
Mucho times.
It's like right here flashbang, right?
But because it's the beginning, we're not going to do that.
We got a glass though actually.
Oh man, he's a 360 dude, he's a 360 and I'll just go with my ass.
Unlucky, I shot that guy in the leg that ran away, he did not give a fuck.
Apparently, so normally if you kill that guy that's running away, you lose points,
but apparently you can maim them, which I did not do.
Are the full auto Glock for the lulls?
Hmm, me when I'm doing the really hard challenge run, maybe I'll use the shitty automatic Glock.
Maybe I'll use the shitty automatic Glock when 95% of the bullets will hit the armor
and do absolutely fucking nothing.
Maybe-
LOL
I can't believe they're freaking dead, dude.
Oh, that does work.
It's almost like you can start and cancel on rats to make them drop their side art.
But the thing is, I've seen these guys run over to pick up a gun before.
Deflatune, this is talk with 5-0 on oversight.
Detainment lost, D2-X checkpoint.
What the fuck? We gotta get the suspect here.
Judge, this is talk.
Fuck that guy, we need to find another one.
King and hijacking on the farm.
Family still to the hill now.
This is a week.
We'll ride along the home.
To the bottom of the fish hole.
I don't know how to play!
Well
We should
I wonder where the first guy went.
So where?
Move!
Hi.
Wait.
Drop it now! Drop the weapons! Drop your weapons!
Believe me, drop the weapons!
Now!
Move there.
I
Figured up
What's my opinion on the Yellowstone Cinematic Universe?
I can't fucking see!
part of it. Wait, is that the show about the ranchers?
Here are the things for seven.
It's not even called a balloon down there.
Which is called a balloon down there.
Look at this guy.
Waxing poetic.
I'm the Joker, baby!
So, I mean, we should check over the door, by the way.
I also almost emptied out all of my flashbacks again.
Hi big man.
Surprise!
Where is his gun?
I
Should have shot the floor
I was going to shoot him in the bandage because I'm pretty sure I would have died otherwise.
Slowest peak of the century.
When you get low HP, your character begins to move really slow dude.
Really slow.
Is this siege for nukes?
Yeah.
Try using the trench shotgun.
No man.
How is it?
How is the trench shotgun that's in this game probably?
I'm watching the bot, how far ahead do I skip?
I regret to inform you my friend, you are currently watching a lot.
Deco bond, these are some-
Anti-team.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Eyes on CCTV access point.
The interface appears clean.
Punk theme?
True.
The interface appears clean.
Func theme? True.
True. Wearing the big armor also slows you down?
Yeah, it does. It does do that.
We have lost contact. Okay. We have lost contact.
I forgot.
Stop!
Got'e.
Move the exit.
Concentration.
Get up, drop the weapon!
We've got one of the talented suspects.
Target visor to all elements.
Roger, KIA, oversight.
Judge, we need to talk in front of you.
We have something to discuss.
We need to get the hijack out of the car.
We have windows to seal out this.
We can put the phone in the water.
Open.
Step out of the basement.
We're cracking trailers.
We have one death suspect here.
I want to see what your hands up
I wonder if I even hit that guy.
where did this bitch go?
of
death
of
death
There's another gun
I've never had a guy hiding in this room but I'm waiting for it honestly.
of
the
I'm going to kill you.
Disarm me.
I will take I will take one tip from chat one tip from chat a little
Little advice could go along with give up
Hmm
When we learn that flashbangs don't bounce
Um, I mean if you're talking about the most recent flashbang that I threw against the pretty much point blank against the open door
It did bounce and it pretty much went exactly where I wanted to that said
I know that a lot of the times I do try to do that and it doesn't work and yeah
I know for the most part they do not bounce. Thank you
Kill enemy before they kill you
Salt and pepper your stick at night before making the stick, okay
The strands to skip all the way to the third floor for an ammo cache for infinite ammo
There's an ammo cache on the third floor?
Oh, yes.
Playing 4-3 so you react faster. Use MVG to disarm the laser traps to tell the bad boys where you are at.
Watch the video of a guy doing this level on hard solo, no armor, non-lethal, it took him almost two hours to do. This map is a marathon.
Two hours.
The grenade launcher is slowly killing you. Every shot you trade is one less step to the grave.
Dude, like...
I'm sorry the way that I've been playing you a fundamental misunderstanding give a fundamental
misunderstanding what you're seeing okay like there there has never been an occasion where
I was using the AK-47 where I made it through that first floor I guess the second floor technically
without getting shot you know what I mean like there was always a situation where
you know, I'm taking a couple of bullets before I can execute the guy shooting at me.
I've literally never made it to the third floor without getting shot.
Ever.
Um...
I think what we do...
Dude, how come this game doesn't have like the tiny little drones you can drive on?
Anyway, I gotta pee.
I'll be right back.
Yes, below Charlie gas grenade there a lot of them are wearing gas masks. I'll be back
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So I was punching my kid earlier.
How do I ignite the dynamite guys?
Passes the blunt to you on a drag you take the drag it's psychedelic poop you
start to trip. Pretty sure I cannot swim but I mean it is an open-world game.
Surely they would not cuckold me there.
I'm a poor soul, I'm a fool, I believe it, I'm gonna swoop, cause I've only got one arm,
Guess what I'm doing with that arm
After waiting all the time
I'm choking my shit
Like a dog
From a tree
Horse front door
Burning, burning
Oh my god, I must fucking spat my coffee out.
Kill the VIP, kill the VIP, kill him.
Yeah, team up on this guy.
Yeah, kill him, he's rich.
Kill him.
Yeah, look at him.
Look at his cosmetics.
He's fucking...
He's ballin! I'm gonna get banned guys, I'll see you if I'm...
Yo, solid gold.
Jesus!
Much better.
The people win the fuck...
Stand my life!
I have kids!
My shirt!
Please don't kill me!
Why isn't he vomiting, dude?
Oh, right on there.
Why isn't he vomiting, dude?
Sinking this will take you to-
From a picture.
I think I have more pictures of my table than I do my dog.
Cute dog.
He's a good boy.
He's really good. He's a good dog.
He's probably the best dog I've ever had.
But some people go to the gym and they work out.
You know, they get in shape.
The man, the grip on my right hand right now is fucking fierce.
Oh, fuck it.
Dude, I could stroke one of y'all's dicks right now.
One stroke.
Guns over you.
I would obliterate you.
I got that gorilla grit.
I
Will last my shirt getting tea back to that can we see it
Oh god!
You miss it forever? What what happened?
Wait was it was at the clip where I was crouched in the corner and the barbarian walked up and swung
But he did like a the wrong swing and hit the wall two times
There's the 1v3
Dude
Hmm
Don't be a three-all-may-lays to just ran at you and died.
Was that magic pistol, dude?
The most legendary wizard of the dark?
Talk to entry team.
Why did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Eyes on CCTV access point.
The interface appears clean.
We have lost contact.
We have lost contact and clocked.
I'm catching this on an open frequency.
I'm broken.
I'm going to device.
I'm being turned into a cat room.
I'm single-stable.
I'm on shift.
I'm in a box.
I'm down.
Got a link!
I don't know if I can do this.
Okay.
Rude.
I don't know if I can do this.
Okay.
Rude?
Fatality recorded. Iso oversight initiating inquiry. I don't know if I can do it. I
Think I think it's too hard without knowing the whole level
If there's an ammo catch on the third floor, then we can be more liberal with our guns.
What's going on?
I think I've only ever seen a guy in there once.
Hello?
like right here I should throw a flashbang in the hallway
I
Maybe it was in there?
Was this closed before or not?
is that warlin's gun?
Oh.
Yeah, we're the bad dudes, uh, man.
So those guys did come down from up downstairs, they just took forever to get there.
I'm working on a short split of the bike.
Looks like we used a capo.
One of the signals should be at full speed.
This is huge!
I'm so excited!
We have a civilian in custody and we have a transformer.
Talk to entry team with fight to command.
Restraint verified.
Maintain field readiness.
I don't run.
I
I'm not going to kill him!
Entry to your car.
It's not like he's down there.
Why?
Fuckin' got my ass man.
C'mon catch on 4th floor not 3rd.
Monka.
The bug is the flag you're using with no armor.
Entry team.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Cameras are still active.
Is there a butterfly that's in the bush?
They watched upon entry.
We have lost contact, okay?
We have lost contact with Fox.
I'm passing this on an open frequency.
I'm going to see them going down.
What's the speed?
Is it 10 minutes or one hour?
I'm going to see them going down.
of
the
death of
the
death of
This is Todd with FISA on overwatch, emissions failed, oversight confirms total operational
loss.
We're pulling you out.
Triamic?
Dude.
That's second shot.
I swear to God.
How was that not a headshot, dude?
I didn't hesitate.
I was trying to get close enough for him to surrender.
Sure, thanks to the bits.
Did we get the cops prayer?
Hmm...
Not today.
Just to execute everyone already? I can't shoot that guy.
I have to wait for him to point it at me, pretty much.
I gotta show him the legs, actually. I didn't think about that.
This is Cog.
Why did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
Eyes on the CCTV access point.
The interface appears clean.
We have lost contact.
The team, we have lost contact.
Move on.
I'm passing this on open frequency.
I'm closing the door.
We're in the device.
This is Captain Woodward.
Simba's shooting at board 6.
We have lost contact.
Now, we're in contact.
Command, you need to return to precise Earth control.
Arrest completed.
Maintain order in the area.
Fine.
360.
You're down on the ground!
Stay still.
I ain't doing shit, you know!
Elevator down. Suspect's at you.
Command, need to be returned.
Full-resize speed is live.
Strain verified. Maintain field ready.
Entry team is on.
Suspect is at the top of the container.
Suspect is watching at a major area.
I don't think he will see me again.
I'm probably going to die further, uh...
Sets it out loud for the guy inside.
Fuck.
of
We have one death suspect here.
Come out with your hands up!
Police!
Get out of there!
Come out!
Now!
come out with your hands up police get out of there come out now
head of the exit obviously we're waiting outside
Imagine she ran this way.
Early knob.
Disrupting.
Securing the device.
Oh my god.
Hello, Mr.
Yeah.
Get out of the way.
Take him.
Now, move.
Put your hands up!
I don't know why.
the other guy. Well, guess we'll find out.
find out.
alerts the guy in the next room.
Chad move?
I think the guy's probably on my left. We have like no HP by the way.
of
I think they know we're here now.
Nakamaru, thanks for 7.
Thank you.
Got my T.S. press up, thanks for serving.
Thank you.
I got a bad feeling about that.
Well, I swear the shit was working yesterday.
I've got a bad feeling, boys.
I think they're all dead on this floor.
He's the same one, dude.
Hi.
Holy shit, I'm going down!
Sweaty man.
All that stuff they were saying, they just mumbled on and on.
Fuck.
It's been uncut and prepped when you're back.
Where are your guns?
I think I already got them.
Dude, the nightmare scenario is like getting all the way to the end and then like missing
one guy.
of
the
Okay
Exit is getting stronger. You may be getting closer to the six-minute mark by securing it and establishing control with the final.
Lucky?
I don't know the map man, that's the scariest fucking part.
the
Suspects is secure 3 out of 24, try 8 out of 24 dude.
freaking 8 out of 24, dude.
My freaking back hurts.
Talk to us.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Cameras are still active.
We're likely being watched upon entry.
We have lost contact.
We're being watched, contestant Park.
I'm passing this on an open frequency.
I'm broken.
I've lost one of the bikes.
Looks like the two of us in San Francisco
are the ones that most of them support this.
We're about to find them now.
Got it!
Get out of the way!
Which hallway is this?
You're starting to trap.
Hands up!
Drop your knees!
One, two, three!
of
the
Well, we got pretty good up floor one.
of
a
half
of
How many plots do I have left?
I want it, I want it.
get down I want to see hands
I
Think I think anyone hurt him
Shot him in the back that's not gonna look good
Dude, this all gets up for an hallucination anyway.
No, this is happening.
It's not real.
Move the exit. News recorder!
Perfects for a million years, a mega geese takes for seven.
I'm doing what you said!
Don't leave it. Stay quiet.
All the stuff they were saying is money.
They know I'm counting prep for you, badge.
Shhh!
You thought we were all this trouble, and you're what?
What happened to you after this is my call?
You got me!
I'm ready for two minutes.
And you think, Doc, something like this can't be done without our control.
I have been counting for our safety.
Don't miss it.
Stay here if you know what's good for you.
Please, don't move.
I'm gonna shut up.
Don't move.
Please, don't move!
The gun is so low.
Was that a ammo? I went for another one!
I did-
I swear to God, when I pulled it out again, I was going for another class.
It's on the gun.
Was I actually out, dude?
How many did I shoot on that floor?
I thought I hit six.
I only had three shots.
I misread the hunt.
Fuck, dude.
Oh, man.
I wasn't sure I flashed that guy in the back with the first one, so I shot the second one just to be safe.
I thought I hit six.
Man.
That was pretty good, though.
that's my go-to sub it
talk to entry team with five second
they leave the CCTVs unattended surprise they haven't cut the feed to watch
the watchers
I'm chasing them on an open frequency.
The world can't...
Swiggy, thanks for the shovel.
...and we're just going to watch the ocean explode soon.
We're all squashed here now. God, please!
Stop it!
Get out of here!
I
Hands up to it now
Fuck!
Elite!
Now!
LPD, come out now!
Leave the area. Officers were outside.
of
the
We have a civilian in custody.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Mama mia.
What's this guy singing about?
the desert. And shit.
I didn't see him!
I actually didn't see him.
where I had to shoot like 24 bullets at that one.
I'm sorry, finally, stop.
Do you not remember where every enemy is at this point?
They move around and they don't spawn in the same place, ever.
If they spawn in the same place, it is a coincidence.
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
We can get eyes on the building from here
I've got three agents to call me, Daniel.
You're on switchin' now! God, holy shi-
I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
Why am I wanting this?
I'm gonna get a massive fucking out of there now.
I've got trap psychosis, dude.
Opposite right side. Down.
Maintain situational control
There's never a guy there dude, there's been a guy there two times out of like hundred plus times we've gone up there by the way
Oh, fuck!
These are off the radio com?
There's a mod for it, I think.
Is this possible?
Yeah.
Is it possible for me?
Maybe not.
Come on, dude.
Why did they leave the CCTV unattended?
Surprise them and cut the feed.
The system's still running.
Either they left it on, or someone turned it back on.
We have lost contact.
We've talked.
I've got a call that opened.
I'm working on some sort of device.
Watch my speed.
Watch signal space.
Watch this.
Watch it now, God bless you!
That's a terrorist side.
Fuck you!
All right.
I'm just a no-brainer.
Come out and get down!
Stay calm.
Thank you, Jesus.
No, not Jesus.
Point man.
I'm not sure if I can get that through or not.
Where are they guys?
of
the
Mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew.
of
Oh my!
That one on the top. You got one big target, suspect.
Securing the trap.
Tell it to the judge.
If we can't get out of here...
... then we'll have to.
No, no, no...
... I can't just stand there and wait for them to come.
I'll get a car.
I'll get a tram.
Just wait for me.
I'll get a tram.
I'm going to go back to my room.
Stay here. Do not leave our way.
God.
Entry came to talk. She's only good to go bring back.
Please, I need a doctor. I need you.
It's not a trap.
Come out now!
We're gonna get you out of here.
You have to stop them!
Eleanor, talk.
Sibirnian is in custody, requesting escorting.
I command a silent judge.
Familiar voices.
Only our voice remains.
The hell is going on here?
Leave the clock to Billy Cup and prep me back.
Oh, you're stricken them as if restraining yourself, Judge.
That's why we admire you.
There was a guy back there one time.
Two guys.
Oh
We're not here for you.
Entering attack, civilian stands by the traitors.
Talk to all of us.
You've done well to bring the sickest part of the world.
Let me name the status of the Dark Judge.
Only yours that goes.
I don't deserve this.
of
This is kind of the exact opposite of the scenario that we're excelling right now.
Don't die, sir.
We're probably fucking dead, man.
I'm going to keep it a million percent.
Well, we did turn the power off.
Surely this isn't on.
of
The other guy tore a right somewhere.
I think I'm pretty confident this room does not have another axle.
It's just a conference room.
Is this ammo? Where's that? I can't interact with it.
Well, I wish I'd known that would start a timer, unfortunate.
I think I know where the stairs are.
I'm so unbelievable.
Why'd I do that? We started a three-minute countdown and we're pretty much halfway
through it. I had to go up there. It would have been better if we had some flashes but
I was also out of flashes.
Um...
You see how we're intel on the map? Yeah.
You have to arm it before you open the courtroom door, it's an instant loss.
Damn. That is the courtroom up there, right? I assumed so.
Those motherfuckers, they probably got the nastiest fucking angles, dude, on that staircase,
right?
You can clear most of the port and go back down to Arm, yeah.
As long as we don't open the door.
That's the time we're running out I think.
Um, like we have to get there with like four flashes I think.
You hear the explosion?
The silencers are necessary for using a loud grenade launcher?
For some reason they don't react to the grenade launcher the same way that they would react
to an unsilenced gun.
In my experience.
We could bring the... instead of the wand, we could bring another flash gun that would
give us like four more.
We don't super need actually... we kind of need the wand, actually.
The wand's useful for traps.
I'm not concerned about the traps.
It's more... basically to confirm if there's someone in there so I don't have to waste
flash I think that's where the wand is the most useful honestly what we could do is maybe
go straight up like literally all like straight up dude like skip clearing the first floor
clearing all of that shit. Get to the courtroom. Find the ammo. You can wear
light armor to get to get to have ammo.
Okay, that's right on this map with full launch room and nothing else, no throwables
and extra launcher instead of wand.
Replaying ARD?
Jammer's RNG spawn?
I kind of figured.
It was like a random conference room.
I'm waiting for, I have S on all maps, but did you do it on hard?
Oh, yes.
Okay.
Damn.
All right.
Let me go pee.
I'll be right back.
Is there a guard listening to my, my voice?
Yes, Milo.
Back the ox, young man.
Young man!
I'm kind of nervous to meet my parents, guys.
Come on, Mount.
It's only been 15 years.
What could have changed since then?
What?
Well, I'll be.
Honey, we got ourselves a visitor.
I'll get the coffee brewing.
Oh, my God!
You're gonna give me a heart attack.
I thought it was normal, bro.
you but I thought I come today no man
no come shoulda comment fuck I always
forget
I'm due to up second word we finally completed our perfect comment
Hehehe.
Oh, by a-
Hey, Temple!
Well, let me be!
this is just burning in your meat
oh my god i almost fucking sped my copy out
shouldn't it anymore and that's a good thing
here's my problem with anime
i think anime
and this is really the last thing we talk about
We won't bring it up.
We'll play golf immediately after I'm done.
I didn't animate canceled girls gone wild.
All right, let's start.
Huh?
Thanks, Seth.
Are you talking about like...
Are you deaf?
We're done.
Let's play golf.
First of all, I'm not touching your prostate.
So you guys are gonna have to do that.
You guys know what we're looking for.
What are you getting paid for?
We don't know what to look for.
Okay, I'll shove a figure up your ass.
You shove a figure up my ass.
I'm doing a physical.
What the hell?
Oh my God.
Okay, well, let me get these guys started, all right.
So what am I looking for?
Here's what you're going to do.
Oh, you did it.
You're not going to use either.
The common thing is that you want to use a finger or two,
you're playing.
Oh!
There you go, that's fine.
That is a stupid thing.
You want to use your thumb.
My thumb is the way to go.
Ah!
You're in there.
This is a thing that it's not going to do.
All right, let me know.
You're looking for an apricot or something like that,
or like a peach seed.
a second to see if I can find out what's going on.
This patient, you guys keep this up.
What the f**kings are?
Ah!
Oh, God.
A local beat him up.
I think he's got some bruising on his arms.
Are you still in?
I
of
I
Roblox for seven I think we rushed to the third floor try clear that one skip the skip the second floor
Do the second one last
I think that's the freaking the plan or Rooney. I think we'll get rid of our
freaking deployable flashbangs. Get some more in the gun. I don't really,
doesn't really matter. Void jam release or something. And okay, Velok, thanks for
seven. Appreciate it.
Do this IRL Borpa spin. I can't. I got a I got a cord attached to me.
I'm going to leave the CCTV unattended.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed. We can get eyes on the building from here.
I'm looking at it, I'm talking to the devices. Looks like we've got some type of a blast, they don't need to be exposed to it.
I'm looking at this one, get down! God damn it!
Guess they think they're okay.
Lulagos, extra 7.
Any bad dudes? So, we can like...
We have to clear some of the second floor, which is fine.
Maybe not.
I forget how soon we get to those stairs.
Right there.
Where are they pep-w-ing?
Come on in, disarm the device.
You may be getting closer to the speedometer by securing it and establishing control of
this title.
You're doing the same thing with resetting motion.
They're not fighting now.
You're following us.
I didn't think you'd make resetting motion.
You're not fighting now.
You're following us.
Or the bad fellas.
Let's keep alert.
Nothing we keep alert.
Come out slowly!
Go to the exit, stay quiet, and stay low.
How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?
I have to come here for our safety.
Reporter, don't shoot.
Now we need to talk.
We have an original custody.
You hold him.
We hold you.
And that's the most prized custody of all.
Security device.
Like there's most certainly a guy in here, right?
We have a dead suspect here.
This is talk.
This is my talk.
We shot his hand.
He was covering his ears.
Command Deepatoon, you've carried our voice through every wall in the city.
Nobody's coming to extract you.
There's no leaving for you to come.
I'm so surprised we only ran to one guy.
I mean, apart from the guy that killed us.
Oh, fuck my pussy, dude.
Orc and Beanz takes first out my fucking pussy, mind.
Oh.
Old Moon Moon would have gone in guns blazing and domed everyone.
Not true.
I have a riddle for you, what's bigger, 1 kilometer squared or 1000 meters squared?
How many meters or kilometers of 1,000?
It's the same number.
No?
That's my speed, get in the camera, launch signal should be at 4-6.
Get a launch light and now, go!
I was kind of worried he used different measurements.
Command, GD Platoon, oversight feet is live.
Restraint successful, oversight tracking all custody points.
Trying to trick you into saying a slurry EU style?
You don't know that.
One pound of feather versus one pound of jersey might switch us heavier.
They're the same, they're the same way?
We were a little brutal there.
We have hijacked your car, and we're still familiar with this.
We can put more on the water, Gold.
It is a sign of the official...
death card thinks first of it
always more one pound of shit or one pound of cum
they're the same late
They're having the ill of them sucks.
behind your back.
Please tell the mayor it's going to be tough.
It's going to be seen via the trimmers.
Oh.
Say 6-7 for good luck.
Okay, well this is happening.
6-7.
LOL.
What am I meant to do?
hours
I think we had to kill this guy
We got a dead suspect here.
Nobody's going to extract you.
There's no way anyone can get you to talk.
From where, behind me?
Did they come up the stairs?
I wish I could see that replay.
I wish there was a fucking replay. It was the door to my right it open fuck dude
He heard the L flash bongo
We should probably just join these guys. I think that's what this is about. I think that's what the story is finally being toward
I think they're trying to recruit more guys.
Shit, take em.
You can enable replay settings, gameplay, replays on.
I wonder if it works.
I probably need to restart the run.
Yeah.
Full. Oversight tracking all custody points.
Probably need to restart the run. Yeah.
Judge, this is Todd, shooting range.
Suspects are just walking in the height of the aircraft that was still in the sea of the list.
We can all have the water pulled.
Can you follow us to the finish line?
Alright, let's see. Let's see.
Look at the beach!
I got minus 100 for killing that guy dude!
Hey, at least we don't have to lose any officers doing this.
Just the immortal blood vampire...
Judge...
Maxi, Moose, and Nemo, locks and our Phinean Dixxers up!
Chatter told me that his name is David Beaumont, but he calls himself Judge.
What a guy.
We don't have to do this.
What if it's a bike?
What if I could be in here and just tamper with one single snake or a snake?
We have a lot of sweat in here!
God damn it!
Stop it!
God damn it!
What if I'm not tampering?
What if that makes it so little thingy to use?
They'll be gonna fuck that.
Stop moving.
Stop moving!
Oh my god
Nah
That's like, a fucking anti-jacket car that was built for sale at this weekend.
All I know are the gold.
Can you just find one of the fish?
It's a cool car.
Something just got on the brink of it.
I hate talk.
Tick-tock on the clock.
Mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere.
Move again!
We'll be able to view replays in the main menu at the bottom.
Okay, if we get a particularly egregious one then we'll take a peek.
The .22 Pussy Pistol you're using, it's whatever a .57 is.
5.7 x 28mm NATO
The Rock Lock takes for Subin or The Row Clock
Command suit
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet
We can get eyes on the building from here
We have lost contact!
We have lost contact with Fox!
I'm catching this on an open frequency!
I'm looking at some sort of device!
Looks like we've been successful!
Give me your hands up!
Come on!
Get out of here!
Come on!
Move it!
Get out of here!
Do what I say, meow.
Entry team, talk. Signaling is getting by for trailers.
This is Todd, with 5-0 on overwatch. Detainment successful. Logging full report.
What?
Judge, this is Tom and Jerry.
Suspect is walking and hijacking her coms.
And we're still sustained around this.
We want to go on the road.
We need to follow the station.
Tom, we've got a dead suspect here.
Oh
God seed
Hi.
He took a little convince.
Oh, sure me in the back!
Yippee!
Every wire you cut is worn when it is placed.
Every view this leads to our desire.
Hey, fix your mic, bro.
Jeez, Louise.
Where the bad man?
and
Well.
FU-
We can talk.
Stop affecting the speed.
We're piping trailers.
This is enough to wash the sand off your hands.
I don't think we go here yet.
Get out of my way!
Watch my back, this army!
My fellow Americans.
Let me be clear.
We're in the Chaya, that's cool.
Where's that?
been in here.
We're from Geost. Two words for the same dance that you keep performing for us.
It's on your trap.
It is!
What's my Chinese takeout order?
Uh, I like pork lo mein.
I don't know if there's a guy in here.
of
I hit one instead of two guys.
One is the eject all of my ammo button and take ten seconds.
Fuck dude!
And there's no canceling it!
You can't fucking cancel it dude!
You can't fucking cancel it dude.
Was your pistols quickly reloading?
That's what I was trying to do, but I hit the wrong friggin' button dude.
I hit the wrong...
wiki.
What?
We're just gonna disable this to be safe.
This system's still running.
If it left it on,
we're someone turning back on the monitor.
Oh!
I have lost my guy.
I'm taking the hostage contestant with me.
I'm casting this on an open frequency.
I'm working on some sort of device.
You can't go on speaking.
There's a lot of rock to be used.
I'm just going to leave.
No!
Get out of here now!
Get out of here!
I'm going to kill you!
I'm not sure you know what I'm talking about.
Deepa 2, this is Toc.
Federal server standing by.
Here, go ahead.
Drew!
They're Giga evil.
Oh, hell.
Ben?
Did I ever get my Wooting? No.
Woot! That's a game of reference, BTW.
Woot!
No. I can't. I just put them on.
Well, it's probably murder in time.
Messing with the CCTV lets you use them during the mission? Oh, I know.
well like most body cam info in this game is not very fucking useful
I knew it was my turn. For this moment, hold fast to the signal.
Fuck!
It's real. They fought and died.
I need to go over there.
of
Doc, I'm trying to keep it to you, and the fear is getting stronger.
You may be getting closer to the space by securing it and establishing control of this vital...
Why are you guys one week placed?
Every few minutes looks to our design.
of
I have to cut you for our safety.
They said they were here to save us.
Enter the OCOC.
It sounds like, uh, Stormy from C-LAB.
The word for submission law.
Who?
Does it not, dude?
There's gonna be a guy back there one time, it's gonna be so fucking sad.
I guess that's why we turned the replays on, dude.
Time to get to the bottom of those, dude.
Replay brother
You gotta do it from the main menu
This one
And we can watch that John Wick shit again hold up
The system's still running.
Either they left it on, or someone turned it back on to monitor.
We have lost contact with the team.
I'm casting this on an open frequency.
I'm located.
I'm going to destroy the device.
Go back!
Get the battery!
I'm rockin' the team!
You got this!
Get the battery!
I'm rockin' the team!
You got this!
Get the battery!
of
the
Zero drip bit?
Dude, it's so hard to turn my fucking- the camera- I tried using the arrow keys and they
made it go backwards.
Where are my gloves?
I ain't got none, brother.
You see this lean right here?
Oh, shit!
Holy fuck, can't think of any splonking here, dude.
Yup.
Alright, here we go.
Get out of there now!
Stay here. Stay calm.
I
Retain the talk is being standing by for trailers
The cycle turns again, and with it, the veil will fall.
All good.
We're too exposed out here.
The cleansing fire waits. All things in pure will be unmade.
We've waited through lifetimes for this moment. Hold fast to the signal.
Let's waste these fuckers.
I didn't I didn't see this guy when I looked in here.
It's in here by the way.
I'm on the ground, just calm down!
I have to cut you for our safety.
They said they were here to save us.
Entertainment talk.
We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport.
Control, the company work for submission.
Oh god! Oh god!
Where did we actually go here?
Yoinkie?
Shmoinkie?
Listen, I don't know you are just a regular guy, just let me go!
You
Listen, I don't know you are just regular guys. Let me go
This is regular guys, this is regular girls.
There wasn't a trap, I checked.
should have played around it that's my bet I should have anticipated that door opening
yeah it could I could have made an argument for him being like oh you know I'm gonna
patrol the room or whatever but he just kind of he just like picked his gun up
and pointed at the door like what happened what happened what happened to
make him do that
he heard you stepping on the glass charge no fucking way there ain't no
way no way that's not a thing it can't be
How come it couldn't have been one of his homies, dude?
I guess that's not why he gets paid the big bucks.
He gets paid the big bucks to open that door and kill me in 0.101 seconds.
This is Tog, Federal...
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
Eyes on CCTV access point.
The interface appears clean.
We
of
Nice.
She's not standing up.
Or, she's not surrendering, which means there's no one in here.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
So they can hear me stepping on those.
I'm not sure if I'm going to make it.
Okay, we don't have any.
We have to get out of here.
And you can't touch. We have one dead suspect here.
Well, that might be like a proximity to that... thing.
Although I-I heard two people... hear of.
An establishing system for fire arms.
You didn't think you'd make me set in motion.
You are fighting now.
You're following us.
I'm the Joker, baby.
It's on the track.
No bomba?
Always check this corner.
We got here one time, there was two guys packed into that corner.
That's not true! You can violate the ROE on this map. You're the fucking liar, dude.
I've done it.
Oh, that corner.
My flash didn't hit him. I went behind him, I think.
Or maybe it stopped on the terrain in front of him, and it didn't flash him?
Question mark? I don't know.
Did you know that you can lean and move to pie the spaces to a heavy lean in place?
Oh, like with...
Yeah, I always... I always freely...
Deep latune, you are...
Why did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Right now, we have lost contact.
We have lost contact with Clark.
I'm catching this on an open-range machine.
We're broken, so it's going to survive.
Looks like we need...
One sim, one sim.
Stocked, 512 elements.
Copy that, entry fee is 5.0 or 0 for any ROE infringement.
Shlump?
Yeah, I mean...
Is that good, though? I don't know.
We tried out.
What do we have to lose here?
I don't think... I don't think movies are gonna really help us.
when they uh they like to give us the laser beam
entry team talk here alongside oversight detainment successful nice work entry team
Fight oversight, closing file.
Judge, this is Todd Steeley, suspect of blocking and hijacking the comms that were still in the LSS.
We should provide water to hold any further information.
Where's the civilian in here?
I can't freaking see.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I'm going to die.
We're about to get God from downtown, boys.
From downtown.
He's heating up.
How about you get I'm hopping on NBA and that's the final straw order
Big head mode.
I shot the fucking bookcase!
Man.
I
Will put a scope on it
Put a scope on put a girl on get zonk. They said
I'm on doki-doki literature club already played it dude. It was spooky
That fucking Russian did I'm not Russian I'm Chinese
Scope? SRS? Log Champ?
Did I play the pain version? I think so. I think maybe not though.
This is target.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Eyes on CCTV access point.
The interface appears clean.
We have lost contact with the team.
We have lost contact with Park.
I'm catching this on an open field.
I'm walking in.
I'm going to fight.
I'm going to see if I can get the blow sands.
I'm going to fight.
The non-freeling like barely goes anywhere though, so I wonder if it's even worth it.
Maybe.
Is there just like hop around the door but I could surprise.
Surprise!
Why am I never Korean though?
I'm Korean.
Now.
what give up give up give up give up give up give up
Oh, fuck you!
Fuck you!
I'm not going to die.
Fuck you.
Talk to entry team with FISA command.
Recorate as incapacitated.
Ensure medical compliance before transfer.
This is time to leave. Suspect is watching at my jacket.
I found that we're still in the O.L.S.
We can get through to the right of water.
Hold that case in front of us official.
They can't go in here cuz those traps.
Cool.
I
Relax
I
Weren't I gonna stop from
You may be getting closer to the states by securing it and establishing
I guess it's so loud.
Wasn't that bad?
I did not say anyone now.
So, maybe?
The same mother fucking this world history.
Take the time to check, clear time to move in.
Hell no, that's when Robocop wants to push.
That's Robocop's push.
You don't push, that's Robocop.
He push.
And you better believe he's gonna laser beam you in the fucking eyeballs, dude
Yeah
Are they gonna do play play a new game today I never saw that I said that yesterday and I was wrong
the left is on if they didn't want us to see anything. They're no longer hiding, we'll
watch as we go.
How long have I been in this purgatory?
It's about the journey, not the destination dog.
Fourteen hours.
Place what, four?
I don't think so.
and
That's not very nice calling the minis.
I literally shot it into the the actual wedding
Holy moly.
Got aim for the floor, dude.
That's what the flash glasses are for, dude.
He's gonna punch me in the back, dude.
I've been shrimped.
I'm gonna try this time. Dude, I try every dive. It's so hard, man.
Command! Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
Bitch, man's crying alone in the back of the SWAT, man.
Okay?
I'm casting this one.
This is very, very cheap.
Oh, my God.
This is odd.
My cell had overwatched.
Detainment confirmed.
Maintain chain of custody for review.
If you beat her already, this can't be worse.
It's not.
Fuck it is hard then.
Crucifix!
The ideal scenario for what I'm trying to do is we want there to be no laser there
so we can just skip going to that room.
It's pretty rare that that happens, dude.
Pretty freaking rare that that happens, dude.
Tell the guns to head to the exit.
By the way, if you trigger the laser craft,
you can sit 90 degrees off the doorway and it can't shoot you
when they rush through the door for a few seconds
Oh, you picked it so nicely.
Okay, I'll just leave it like that.
I don't know why I don't know that.
It's an uncommon way for trainers.
Command, JD Platoon, oversight feed is live.
Subject restrained and compliant.
We'll await confirmation from FISA command.
Remember when there was a guy back there one time?
Judge, this is Tom.
Do you read that?
Suspect is watching and hijacking our farm.
That results in the killout.
We can move right along enough to hold it.
Can you confirm that the patient is alive?
Enter team cock. Suspect down.
Down to the cock. Rip one suspect down.
You will see. You are a change. You are here within a queue of flame.
Imagine now how much you'll risk.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
What's my back disarming?
What do you think they were doing over there?
Making out.
Watch my back disarming. What do you think they're doing over there? Making out?
Well
I'm getting out, I'm getting through.
Come on, get your hands up.
I'm getting out.
I'm gonna get your hands up.
We're gonna get you out of here.
Nice 360, that was sick.
One civilian detained.
Here you talk, here.
We've been listening for a very long time.
You deliver to them like gifts.
We'll be in rep here, here, slowly.
of
It's not like he shot the bomb, is that what that was?
Gas can be shot and leaked. Was it a gas bomb though? Wait, are there gas bombs like
all over the map? Is that what those things are? Oh no dude, I'm pretty confident he
shot it oh no there was a long symbol
looking for you winning one of us a million dollars in the mr. base video
tomorrow of course
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
Cameras are still active.
We're likely being watched upon entry.
Is that really happening, Moe?
Not in the Mr. Beast video.
Man, I didn't even consider that they could hear you like walking in glass, but it makes
sense.
Sounds like something someone about to appear in Mr. Beast's video would say.
That's a big troll.
Dude, you don't freaking know that, dude.
You don't know that.
Maybe he just passed out.
Too much.
too much to drink.
Oh no.
That's Gearrick, not Grock, Ick.
We got to get to the stairs.
Well well well.
Dead guy.
But the other some things for something that's a hard name to say
trap
Grab
Laser trap Arthur Dane takes your son
There ain't no way there's a third person on this bitch, right?
There was a third person in this fight.
It was literally speaking.
I wasn't convinced by the dialogue that he was a terrorist.
I've also never seen three guys in this room before.
So pardon me for not believing it.
of
the
Yeah, everyone I'm over here guys
BTW I'm over here in case anyone was wondering
Yeah, that's a trap.
You gotta hit those boys.
You have to hit those.
You gotta hit those, dude.
Sick butter chicken, thanks for seven.
You gotta hit those, otherwise you die.
Oh, that wasn't even like, uh, they got like these decoys, like as a decoy.
The decoy killed.
if
the
Hey, we're going faster though, right?
That's just I.L.
Hey.
Uh oh, sorry.
Where is this dude?
They're so good man.
They're just so fucking good dude.
It's like playing against like a, an aimbotter and like CS.
That's what it feels like except I don't die instantly sometimes because I have armor.
Is that how they have things for 7?
Your massive scope hit your target?
Yeah.
I don't know if I like the scope but I'm not sure.
This one's a little tinier.
Maybe.
Please say Bazinga, at Moon Moon, please say Bazinga, it's the funniest shit.
Bazinga.
Thank you, everyone.
I'm casting this on an open trade with Siege.
I'm working on some sort of advice.
Let's make speech with some set room.
One single speech for Siege.
Do the last twice to get out.
Got it.
I'm going to get back over to the office.
Get out!
Take left.
Well, just...
Turn around, now.
Officers, all officers are outside.
Go to the exit.
Stay quiet and stay low.
Lead the talk. We have a civilian in custody.
This is Tog, under 5th of jurisdiction.
Detainment logged. Receive the next checkpoint.
of
the
He's too good.
He's too freaking good, man.
I was hoping to get him from above, but he didn't even have to run to the fucking doorway, dude.
Oof, bread receiver, thanks for subbing.
Your player model in the camera POB is different and freely.
Yeah, it seems like I can kind of scam it a little bit and freely know.
Use the lightscape possible? We can try, we can try.
is live. Detainment verified. Maintain area integrity.
watch my back, disarm him
of
The door is open, Judge.
Every step you take walks deeper into our hands.
I
You're welcome
Where's that ghost?
What did that mean?
It was always second man's second man's
It was always second man's
It's pretty fucked up you ditched your squad after they got you this far I'm sparing them the death
All right
Oh
We're switching to no armor because these guys don't seem to give a fuck about our money way. I bet I died just as fast
Uh
Is it Kevlar
About no armor, I thought it would give me more more slots here. Oh
I'm done
Wait a sec this is the one
I don't really feel that much fast.
to watch the Watchers.
Welp.
WHY CAN YOU DO THAT?!
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER AMO TIME,
WHY DOES IT LET YOU DO IT, DUDE?
Insane.
Oh
That's acceleration
Can I am buying that key?
Which key you want?
I could
Watch the signal, Samus!
The North-East!
In the box, right here, now!
Got him, like, son of a bitch!
I don't have a choice!
Get out of here!
I don't have a choice!
Hello?
I'm not doing okay!
Don't move, Samus!
We're doing it for the replay, dude.
We have a civilian in custody.
Command, duty platoon.
Oversight confirms control.
Arrest completed. Maintain order in the area.
Now we need to talk. Suspect is down.
Entry team, talk reporting, active leg.
Copy that, entry team. Faisal will review for any HROE infringements.
Get out of there now!
We're gonna get you out of here.
Come on, man! I'm coming for you!
I feel so much lighter dude. It's awesome.
that to me it like it concussed me it it's actually it hurt more than getting
flash banged
maybe it has to make contact with them like physical contact no aoe damage dude
Go back to the hotel.
Mom?
I
Was a noise there's like a second voice talking
I know that voice.
Suspect is dead.
I can just survive the long enough to hold. Any confirmed is essential.
Alright, we're here.
We've got to get suspect here.
We need to talk. We gotta get stuff back here.
It's another one.
I'm gonna go with us now.
Control of the state of mind, George.
You were lost, was never yours.
He sank that shit?
He didn't even hit him.
It hit the guy behind him.
There was two guys in there.
Holy fuck!
Light armor, ceramic front, back.
check. We can try that. Yeah, ceramics good because, uh, oh my God, I deleted my side
our MMO. Ceramics good because we don't really...
We get shot a couple of times when we're dead. So, same man. Loser boy, thanks for the...
This is Tog.
Why did they leave the CCTV unattended?
I'm a nerd.
I'm surprised they haven't cut their feet.
Pull in my feet.
This could give us a way out of advantage.
We have lost contact.
The team.
We have lost contact with Tog.
We're going to get them.
I
Hi three 60
Moist one it thinks we're seven appreciate that
You're welcome.
So, do you think you can win by that trade host?
Talk at Spicer to all elements.
Restraint applied.
Maintain operational tempo.
Charge to the tower's T3.
Suspect is working at the tower.
That we know you're the L-R-E-V.
We can override the water from the hold.
It is final to finish.
No way, I almost got both of those guys, but can we talk about that?
That was almost so sick.
Chaos.
Disorder!
Jair said front steel is best.
Nah, I think ceramic is probably best for what we're doing right now.
Mr. Toast, do you mean this through 7th?
Explain the current game, what's the mission, what's going on?
Our character's doing 9-11-2.
We've got to get the stuff back here.
Talk to entry team with FISA command.
Neutralize during altercation. Log circumstances.
I thought it was a headshot!
9mm penetration.
That is not a 9mm.
That is a 6, 7, 2.
7 6 as a 5 7
5 7 by 30 35 or some shit 28 boom
the
be aware of potential reinforcements of Hockney.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding but watching us.
We have lost contact, routine.
We have lost contact with Hockney.
I can't even find an open train to see.
I'm here, Mr. Mayor.
Well, we didn't die.
I might develop lung cancer.
God, I hope he's dead, man.
Come out slowly!
Move the exit.
Officers are outside. Go!
Uh, your new talk here.
I've been listening for a very long time.
We have such high hopes for you.
And you feel sure in spectacular fashion.
Disappointing.
I got for the guy behind the wall first.
You shut the fuck up bitch.
There's no telling what that guy would-
Why did he get himself stuck in the tiniest fucking corner dude?
You know what I mean? Like, when's he gonna come out?
If he comes out, I'm fucking dead.
Like, at any point, he could just move and instantly own me.
Final try, dude.
Patrickine.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
If it left it on, we're someone turning back on it.
We have lost contact.
We have lost contact with Clark.
I'm casting this on an open-shrinked sea.
We're looking for a point of the light.
The front speed is temporarily locked
in the state of the moment.
We have lost sight of now.
God, please!
I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you!
You can't get out of here!
Hands up!
Entry came to park. Suspect is deceased for fucking treatments.
Judge, this is Farge, Tilly. Suspect is watching and hijacking her car.
That was still something around us. We can move on the long run for hold.
Can you confirm the position?
of
the
death
of
death
of
Down on your knees!
We've got to get suspect here.
You need to talk.
Yeah, double secure.
Wizardry. No mods.
In the game.
I suppose we'll try again one day either I try it this way or I just beat the game we'll
see we'll see how long my patience lasts very very few people have done this and I can
see why good shit everyone daps you up big style boom thanks for free go back to the
sound set they are fuck you bitch don't tell me what to do I don't you thanks for something
I gotta pee and poop