you
What up?
Greetings.
What up?
I think I got allergies Chang man and Carloon and clowns X for seven
Harry wizard in Christophe and William Dearborn and honey rhythm and oh my oh my thanks for
seven short thanks for the bits Stephen Craig and ghosty big toes to the X for seven wicked
artist and red man and are not
are in earth bold god thanks for some of beer dishes
you're decious robot dragon dragon lord richie warren guard big
makes junior excellent a mr poshie droshie fion
and six e and lumpy clubs and gauntlet guy in few hearted boston thanks for
sobbing
uh filthy weeb and lyre lyre dojin king pin and weapons remorse of blaris
I got to clip my toenails.
Maverick and BJFF.
And thanks for something vintage beat in, Laura.
So thanks for something. Hello.
Greetings.
How's the toupee looking? Hold on, we got to fix it a little bit.
little bit. Yeah, push it up. Now we are talking, dude. Yes. Oh, yeah. Please hold the vomit,
Please
Snake thanks for sub on
An OP time happy birthday I'm going to for Gary and hollow excuse the sparse a bag
And I'm up from RM. Thanks for seven since you tell my girlfriend. I love her
Well, there you go
Juvia and Cyan ith and renting a ravager and Jackie bonds and synergy in soul store. Thanks for seven
I need to take a big old dump dude. Holy moly.
Holy guac or moly dude.
What kind of things for some of it?
How about a wiki gotcha? There's rainbow pack stuff.
Yeah, but I'll never get one though because I'm an unlucky piece of shit.
I'm a loser.
I'm a fucking loser, dude.
Bluing RAM, thanks for the bits.
Not zero velocity.
I think there's overcrested bucket.
I don't know.
I think there's a bucket.
I think there's a...
Motherfucking 5,000 bits, dude.
Holy Walker Moly.
You try cutting the number of hairs on the hair island.
No, but I bet it's like 50.
It's not a very high number, guys, predictably.
I'm cleaning me glasses.
You guys clean your glasses often?
And do you use alcohol wipe or your shirt like caveman?
Wipes?
I can't read chat right now dude, I'm so blind.
Oh yeah dude.
Please win, please, please, please.
Yeah, dude, I promise, guys, first run, that's a dub.
I felt it.
I've augured it in the bones, dude.
Recto hype train now.
Yo.
I
How did mr. Beast react to a hype train i'm trying to do that let's go guys guy let's go
Let's go
Yeah
Yes
I'm looking for the thing to clip my toenails bugger me if
Do the mist or beast creepy smile to
let's
Let's go guys
Welcome to my event where we're gonna be saving a 1000 schools in Nigeria
Hello best plug viewer
Mr. Beast!
BISTER!
BEAST!
BEGUN!
MISTER BISTER!
I close my drink just ends that song just ends feeling mr. Bass is evil AF now see that's
That's like the, so like, you know, you start at the bottom, you're like, oh my God, Mr.
B is so cool.
He gives away so much money.
And you're like, yeah.
And then you're like, oh, but he's probably just doing it for like YouTube clicks and stuff.
That sucks.
I hate that.
He's kind of like, he's kind of like profiting off of like philanthropy, kind of like defeats
the purpose.
And then you're starting to get like a little angry and then you're like, oh,
you know, everything's about money and like consumerism in that, in those videos.
It's just kind of like
It's a lottery essentially maybe possibly but maybe not also because the a lot of the same people appear in those videos
you know what I mean and
Then the very top giga brain take is
Mr. Beast probably has like no fucking cash and it's just like taking out a perpetual chain of loans from different banks and
That's fucking base. I'm gonna be honest
That's fucking based that is based that is fucking based
Scam out the fucking banking system that is
Weaves out things for some
That said like
I
Pure purely from like the perspective of like
Charisma I think I think mr. Beast has like a charisma score like two, you know, I mean if everyone like fallout scores, you know, I mean
Maybe three. I think a three
Yates Yoshi, but he's got that in score of like nine dude for sure and you know like a luck score like seven man
What's yours? I think I'm pretty charismatic. I think I hold a good
conversation. I think I'm good at meeting people. I will give myself a seven. I'll
seven six or seven I would give my I would give my my inscore six or seven
I'll give you a run in six. I said six or a seven. You fucking bitch.
I think I get myself like a 2.
Dex, I get myself like a 5.
That's like average, you know what I mean?
I mean, you've seen some of those flicks, okay?
That's that's that's five out of ten quality flex right there the minimum do lock
Nine
The wisdom I think I think I'm pretty wise
is there a 10 dude there are 10 man compared to what I think the average person not to
Like dunk on you guys for your lack of wisdom
Seven I got six we'll do a sex I feel I don't want to be too I don't want to be too greedy dude
Talk timer, thanks for subbing this character sucks.
Yeah. I'm trying to think, like,
or make a fallout 2 character right now.
Honestly, I'd rather make, like, a D&D character.
I can see this being a useful D&D character,
at least a non-shitty one, right?
But any character with high luck and fallout is useful, no matter what.
So
Me
And have any room
And now I don't have any room I back to the wall dude, I like no room to stand up pretty much
What would you guys do yesterday say something cool please shit okay man Todd thanks for
or something deep very much.
And Tony Jagdix for seven.
I'm featured in an official content king video.
Yippee.
I'm all up in greasy chud and he went.
Thanks for so got 25 K on CS two premiere for red badge.
Not very cool.
I don't know what that means, but it sounds like gambling.
It sounds like you got to search.
I'm gave me thanks for something and little garba. Thanks for something says Bosch Bosch
You help the astronauts unclog their shitter how
How did he do that oh it's ranked lmr. Oh
How come unlucky people become gambling addicts
Like there's no luck stat IRL though. You know what I mean?
So ultimately it's a low wisdom people become gambling addicts, dude.
I started a family war over Easter that resulted in my whole family turning on my mother owned. I want a new username, thanks for subbing.
Yeah, we'll fucking see.
Your born location is luck.
If that's true, then how come I throw a pastel lady screaming about Interpol?
It was clearly on meth.
And homeless.
Huh?
Big man?
Oddly specific.
Yeah, because that's what that is an example of something that happened is like it's an
anecdote. It makes sense that it would be specific. Privileged enough to be able to do
math. Okay, sure. Gadec and Damian makes for seven. What does bro drive? I drive a truck.
I'm very excited for the $10 a gallon soon.
I think I'm thinking about doing doughnuts.
And burning my fucking gasoline in my tires.
Hmm.
I'm thinking about going for the high score, actually, in terms of like
how much money spent per like actual fill up.
You know what I mean?
Film film, the fucking gas thing on the dashboard.
And then you know film the gas up dude
You can split it up like like boxing divisions, you know heavyweight be like semi trucks dude fucking
The one below heavyweight just regular trucks and then like cruiser weight could be like the fucking civics and shit, dude
Registrional road takes for seven dude. I want that belt
Right into the trash kind of have this that dude. You do all sorts of creative stuff to get more gas in your tank
Line it would be like put some shit in your gas tank that absorbs the gasoline so you can keep pumping it in there
It won't stop. Holy fuck juice the truck
Hmm
Get a second tank
Egg or egg or Egg, egg, egg.
Crog, pits 6 for 7.
Dude, I got my big toenail right now, dude.
On my right foot.
It just has an egregiously large corner of light nail, dude.
It's like a claw.
It's on an incorong toenail.
John Torso, thanks for subbing us, big fan.
Thank you.
Snipes and medieval horde, thanks for subbing.
Toshly, thanks for subbing.
You're ready to jump on a sauropod.
I'm not Googling that.
Was that a dinosaur joke?
I
Go to a doctor gonna fix your wealthy get what fix my toenail needing to be clipped are you fucking stupid?
Gards give that guy an intelligence corp, too
Yes below
He was my hair. Oh
No, there I would not dare interfere with with God's plan you guys are not sorry by Drake. He was that he's the goat
God's plan
Yeah, how many chatters in chat were bumping Drake dude like pre COVID dude?
Probably a lot of you dude.
I had to take a look in the mirror.
You had to take a look in the mirror eventually pre and post COVID.
Is on the radio it's too lazy to change it sure big man sure but in meanwhile in the
car
Got splint Got splint
Never listened to his music when he bumped into him on the island
Oh, wait, which?
Oh, that island. Yeah. Yeah.
Whoa, whoa.
I was full on gay for about two years of data drake during that time.
All right, peed my pants. I believe you even if no one else does
Wait me too no no one else but me believes that guy
I'm clipping my fucking toenail dude
I'm going in
Why are you so grossed out by toenails, man?
What is the problem?
Groom before you stream.
Dude, how about I groom while I talk to all my homies, dude?
What's wrong with that?
And then we can groom each other.
Can we pick some ticks out of your hair?
I'm going to rip them out so that you can get Lyme disease.
Well, do they have a cure for Lyme disease yet?
Not in the US.
I knew a guy whose mom had Lyme disease.
I
Had I mean I don't talk to that guy I haven't talked to that guy since like middle school
Probably dead who knows
Never too late don't don't confuse
Not doing it with a desire to eventually do it
I've noticed
Remember we do we want to middle school together dude. Yeah, I walked up with my hair completely thinned out
Fat
dude remember
Remember miss Bartlett dude Jesus praise will lie solve it
Holy fuck that was cool remember the race for
The what oh you guys had to be there, dude
But race were you on I was on the Chinese said
Hi moon moon from the airport dude have a safe flight man
Make sure you play spot the air marshal by the way. Oh
Man, I got fixed my nail shit
you
You were on the mexican side
No, I didn't take I didn't take a side in the race war guys. I'm gonna be honest. I was already on the bus
I remember exiting class dude for some reason middle school dude we left school
like 430 dog PM because we got there so late is ass oh yeah
Um, it barely any time to hang out with the boys afterwards.
I remember leaving my last class and just hearing someone go race war.
Race war.
Yeah, it was just a bunch of rednecks and black kids fighting each other.
Like, it's not a race war, man.
I'm going home I got on the bus I can't remember if that's the day that I saw a kid get tased
in the bus loop or if it was like a different time.
I guess I'm going to see my nail.
What was the middle school like in the 80s?
Okay, I went in the year 2000, so I don't know.
Wait, it would have been 2002. Actually, I was in sixth grade in Virginia middle school.
They started middle school in sixth grade there. And Flowrida was seventh grade.
For some reason.
You guys do freshman Fridays? I don't know what that is.
The only thing I did in high school was smoke weed and
skip class and
when I was there trying to find my friends so we can take all of their shit out of their backpack and then
invert their backpack and then put everything back in and then zip it.
You remember that tell me that's not the funniest fucking thing you can do to someone that
When was a bully we did it to each other everyone man
I was told to add a moon moon on Dix discord by a insert person here could that be you could it couldn't be me
They're guy talking to thousands of people right now in the first fucking how many ever minutes of my stream
Could it be me that I took the time out of my day to personally message you?
Could it be me?
I'll tell you what I'll tell you what
You know what could be you a
Super giga quadrillionaire if you donate your fucking life savings through PayPal dude
Click the button below and insert as many zeros as you possibly fucking can dude
are you stupid you dumb motherfucker i'm clipping my toenails i even got my hands
of my keyboard you think i'm sending the message with my fucking google prototype fucking neural
Link?
Trampourment, this hangnail from happening.
Now dog, you're getting scammed, sorry bro.
Me and my squad of Chinese scammers, keep up the good work.
We almost got one.
A simple no would have worked dude the the audacity the audacity, okay the audacity
Which I know I'm glad he put in the research the audacity for this person to assume that that scenario could possibly be fucking happening right now, dude
I was told to add a moon moon on discord by oh, yeah, never mind
He didn't get messaged by the fake moon moon scammer. He was just told to add a fake moon moon scammer. So he
Could that be me maybe dude find out add them up bro see what happens
Life's about adventure dude
Any ideas on how to deal with heavy social anxiety?
Every single human being you've ever met or met or will meet has shit themselves or pissed
themselves in sometimes in extremely embarrassing ways.
They have been humiliated personally on some level in front of like dozens of people.
It could be family, it could be friends, it could be classmates.
are people who have who have suffered publicly in ways that like kept them up
at night okay that is there's a shared human experience so when you say you
have heavy social anxiety okay what you're telling me is that you are too
pussy to go through the rest of what humanity has gone through dog okay
which tells me that you're better than me but I know that's not the case
Because you're too scared to go talk to someone bitch
Fucking bitch
Most of the likes result g-month record extra so
I get a billion dollars you came to the right place man
Let me tell you I tell you what you'll get a message soon from someone who's gonna have you add me on discord
And
Then if you click a couple of the links that guy sends you that guy being me of course, sorry
You'll be right there in the the billionaires cast real no not real do not do that ever and I'm not being sarcastic now I
I feel like I need a disclaimer because there are people dumb enough to maybe even fucking do that, dude.
Did I watch Harry today? A Red Bull now? I'm waiting till the term it's over to watch it.
Glirteam and omnomnomnomnomnom, I'm gonna go for something.
You guys are supposed to be the generation of tech of internet literate
Man's you can't get scammed dude
What age demographic is your audience we're like in our 70s ish
Real ones grew up on a risk of getting scammed alert learning from that
Yeah, but that's kind of like a low stakes, which is pretty nice.
Like for me, my my my learning about getting a scan moment was a.
Having someone told me to drop something in Diablo two and then
hitting all to four to do it.
It wasn't a good item.
I didn't have a good item.
But it worked.
I did all that for it.
He did take the shitty item that I draw.
Yeah, I'm not saying like, I'm not trying to flex and be like, oh yeah,
young me knew that it was probably a scam.
So I dropped like a potion on the ground.
No, I have like a unique.
It wasn't like a really good one.
I was like, it would be cool if I had another one of these.
Did not, did not get another one.
Your first scam experience also came from D2.
There's something so sinister about like the the first wave of like
Early 2000s internet scammers dude these guys are pioneers pioneers
Killing people's cow level boss, so they can't respawn it. Oh my god
I forgot that's how it used to be if you killed the boss you couldn't you couldn't spawn it again, right?
Is that how it is or was I?
I fucking forgot, dude.
That's crazy.
Might as well put RS and never even try OSRS.
Well, a bad news friend, your adamantine plate body or whatever isn't worth 20 years of anguish.
Get back on the wagon, bro.
You're fine.
and confidence and for some of it, boomers reminiscing.
Yeah, I saw a guy, I saw a guy in discord
after we're talking about the JRPG ship last stream.
There's like, dude, I feel like I missed out on all this stuff.
Like all these games, I'm like, not really, man, not really, dude.
Not really some, some, some of the games, yes.
Missed how you can still play him. Yeah, but it's different though. He wasn't there, bro
He wasn't there
There wasn't shit else to do or play back then true I
Would use my limited internet connection to download ROMs and then man that was like a
cheat code for hours and hours
Because I had dial up and I wasn't allowed to be on dial up
All the time
Download like three or four SNES ROMs dude boom other rpgs that's that's 40 hours with the turbo blood right there
That's 40 hours right there boy
I'm going to post the best email.
I
You heard me I'll turn it up or back across there. Yeah
Can you watch the world first kill of midnight falls by team liquid wait, did they do it?
Did they actually do it?
USA is one again?
USA!
Yeah, dude!
Fuck you!
USA, USA, USA, yeah dude, fuck you.
Just give up, retire.
Can't keep winning dude.
Lahiam, everyone, Lahiam.
So, what did Chad said, isn't Team Liquid like 30% Israeli, M-M-U-U, and someone replied,
Oh, he's our government.
Oh, fuck!
Obliterate!
Don't put a much green!
No!
What's on?!
46 cruise missiles. Nooo! Nooo! It mods killed that guy. Ohhhh! Fuck!
He he he.
They'll have demos off of GameSpot for at 200k kb kps.
Games like the.
Well, the fuck was GameSpot? I'm not thinking of GameSpy.
Oh, it's a new site. Yeah.
I feel bad for you, bro.
Not not stealing in the intellectual property of some Japanese guy to play as RPG dude loser
Hello egg boy BS you bought games from GameStop must be nice or Richie Rich
What's good
What's it was a rich guy's name? Mr. Bezos.
Doc Dordle.
Interesting.
Time to throw it up on the screen and see if we get some ads. Let's see.
Sure, whatever.
I'm in a 68 year old man presents with several months of fatigue and decreased appetite.
Low testosterone.
No, not yellow fever game.
Low T. That's what I was going to say.
You have to know the medical term?
I can't do this shit.
Super Cancer.
hypo for low. Obesity hypoventilation syndrome, I think. Actually, no, it's probably, it's
probably Pseudo Pseudohypopyrithyroidism, actually. Dang. Unintentional weight loss,
tapeworm. Mild poorly localized abdominal discomfort occasionally radiates to his back.
injury recurrent painful swelling of superficial
veins in different locations leukemia laboratory studies reveal a plastic
pattern of liver enzyme abnormalities.
It's not lupus, dude.
Physical exam demonstrates a palpable non tender gallbladder.
Yeah, why the fuck do I have to diagnose this when doctors
literally go to their computer and Google this shit and
then figure they figure out the answer. I'm doing more
doctor work than the average motherfucking doctor today.
Right now, dude.
Crohn's disease, I don't think so.
How does a 68 year old man suddenly present with Crohn's disease?
You think it's gout?
There's nothing about the crystals, though.
Gouda's joint pain?
Hmm.
I already guessed lupus, it's not lupus.
Only old women can get Crohn's disease.
I just assumed if you get diagnosed, I've never known like an old person with Crohn's.
There's always someone who's young.
I'm not saying it's impossible. I'm just saying for me personally
Hmm I truly have no idea what it could be
Oh, it was pancreatic adenocarcinoma, so it was pancreas cancer.
I think someone in chat actually added me with that answer.
Good one, Chatter.
I got it.
Yep, he did get it.
He posted it two minutes ago.
Thanks, sir, doctor.
Unintentional weight loss, almost always cancer.
Who told you that, ChadGBT or eight years of school?
Which one?
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.
Dude, I got like a little bit of nail left on my big toe.
Rithra, say thanks for subbing in junior, thanks for subbing.
Thank you.
My wife dying 10 years ago from cancer.
Dude trauma dumb can I get a trigger warning at least before you have me with that shit, please? Thank you
My bad, I'm just kidding dude
I
Dude, how do I get this nail out without ripping my shit? Oh gosh
Who's the fakest streamer on the mr. Beast streamer challenge I
Didn't watch it was a hyper cringe champ guys
Dude, I saw I saw I saw Nick 830 scored a goal on speed guys
Oh, dude, that's sick. Let's go.
That's awesome.
XCC took a massive L and got eliminated first challenge.
How did that happen was he targeted?
He's disliked.
So they focus him.
Dude, imagine getting ganged up on by the fucking.
in the poggers IRL community and the W community, dude.
You got ganks, bro.
Sweet beard, thanks.
Frank, fix my hearing.
He told someone that they were washed at what time in the video is that I can't show the
video but I want to see it.
This shit is like, watching a Mr. Beast video feels like eating like a chocolate milkshake
with like chocolate syrup on it dude, like you know you should do that, you should not
be eating that shit bro, you should not be eating that shit.
Ooh the biggest streamers in the universe. We got steak
Enoch's tag
late and lancy
Courage JD
DDG Andrea boat the big yeah
Oh dink lances in there whoa, dude that guy's streams that's not so
Where's DSP? I want to watch, I want to see XQC eliminate him.
that was all that was lit
I
Don't like the new generation streams. I said it dude. It's not stream. It's just like everything else
The like in in let epic society. It's just fucking rage bait, man. It's just fucking rage bait, dude
Dude, that's all it is!
Say stuff to piss people off, that's it!
Well, the water, thanks for so...
You never did that? Dude, okay, I did, sure. Sure. Sure. I said that you should put anyone on stake.
Am I in the same category though the Kanye bit? It's not a bit. It's not a bit. I
That is my Kanye opinion. It has been my Kanye opinion since 2016
It's not a bit
Anyone on stake catch up on stake is the right answer I used to catch up on stake when I was a kid. Oh we lad
What about baiting racist people in the same old people to say racist shit you're talking
about the PGA random matchmaking guys.
Funny I'm gonna categorize that as funny.
Thanks for sub it
But now that's content
Wolf sorry old man loud equals funny now
Yeah, Mr. Beats!
Yeah!
We got 2,000 of the biggest streamers in the UNIVERSE!
You got fuckin' George.
Fuckin' George, dude.
George is there at that stake?
Holy fuck, they got STAKE on that shit, dude!
They got goon or Clancy bro everything man
And yeah, that was epic
That's that's not a picture from me by the way the one on the left is
Oh, yeah
They use the entire ball catch up so maybe I put a little extra ketchup down for the the the picture dude
Maybe we put a little extra ketchup on there
It's a lot to win long horned seagulls. I'm not sure I can't remember which what place it was
I really get that's almost 10 years ago fellas
I
Who watched the plate that night probably the person who works there or worked there
Was not I I
Got new glasses minus 7.5 each I am fucking phasing through reality
Damn those are my shoes. Thanks for seven damn minus seven point five. I think I got like a minus one point five
And like a minus two
What happened, bro, you know
Oh
Say you know that there's like a delay between seeing something and experiencing it. I mean, I'm sure you guys do like you're very smart
Well, like everyone, dude, everyone's kind of like lagging a little bit all the time.
That's kind of fucked up now.
What if the secret to time travel is solving that disconnect?
It's not.
You don't know, bitch.
This guy don't know shit in chat
He does no, you know, you don't know anything dude
You only travel 0.25 seconds back in time that through lag see that's the thing though
What if that lag continues to exist forever?
Right as just like a state and you could travel
through other people's perception or your own perception who a point in the past utilizing that small slipstream, dude.
Have I ever done a sober stream, brother?
You should watch Steins gate. I've been me in a washout one actually, or it's okay. I like time travel stories though
I've come to I've come to the conclusion most most anime stories suck ass actually like full stop
up. But there are a handful of stories presented through the anime medium or through like a
manga or comic book or whatever that are good. And it's the same way for almost all art.
Like dude, it's not it's it's not just exclusive to anime. That phenomena dude. There's so
so many shitty fucking authors to fucking J.D. Vance wrote a book supposedly, you know what
I mean?
So, supposedly, I mean, surely he had a ghostwriter, right?
Surely.
The 10% rule, yeah.
You wrote a book about converting Catholicism,
but the church on the book isn't a Catholic church.
Rookie mistake.
Dude, converting to Catholicism in your 30s is like,
it's like rooting for the fucking Patriots or the Yankees.
He's like, bro, you're actually gonna go to the biggest,
most established dynasty dude like come on at least at least rep like an underdog a little bit
dude like at least go in like Mormon style you know what I mean like that like there's there's a bit
of there's a bit there's a bit of patriotism to be extracted from doing Mormonism first you know
what I mean like that's an American religion that didn't exist anywhere but America for a long
time
I like LeBron James and Shohei Otani and also I'm a Catholic now, by the way, surface level human dude, like, literally, you know how like your curry gets when it's, it sits for a little bit, gets that film on top, dude.
The the skim at the top, bro
Po Fox six for seven
Good one fat, so I'd career
But all my next six for seven I
I pulled up that part of my nail, by the way. It was expertly cut.
This artist says, ding over one of the catchiest 80s songs.
Yeah, and this song ended up being a way bigger hit than the original song, by the way.
And also for some reason it's like some weird like pedophile ship because the crazy frog just has like his penis out all the time and it was definitely like a kids song.
Like what I want to know is like.
Did they edit the penis out because I don't remember ever seeing the penis growing up.
like surely they added it out right like even okay listen I
understand I understand now that maybe that's like anatomically like a part of
a frog and not necessarily a piece I get that okay but ten-year-old me would have
assumed that was a penis and guess what my dumbass parents probably would have
also assumed it was a penis so
Mandela effect, crazy frog penis.
It was made by a 3D artist as part of his personal portfolio website, wasn't meant to go viral.
Yeah, but now this guy is...
Now it's a cultural phenomenon, dude.
dude can you imagine a crazy frog movie in big 2026 where does penis go holy fuck crazy
Frog goes to Iran, dude. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Dude, you guys over there?
Uh, God, there's like an earnest earnest goes to insert thing here or whatever those movies.
What if crazy frog?
What if crazy frog took up the mantle of going places in earnest instead, dude?
First movie, Crazy Frog Goes to IRAM.
Dude, honestly, like...
Crazy Frog doesn't talk.
He just goes bing, bing, bing, ding, bing, bing, bing, ah!
So it could be kind of like a cute, like, minion type thing, right?
Where like the minis actually talk or whatever, you know what I mean?
You never fully understand what's in the mind of the crazy frog, dude.
Wouldn't that be crazy?
To me, he's just a killer frog.
I glimpsed into that chatters dark and twisted mind.
Holy fuck.
To me, it's just bread.
Doesn't doesn't.
Little Caesar's has like the crazy puffs of the crazy sauce, right?
It's just sauce and puffs for me, bro.
Hello, Scootie J.
You crazy bread?
Oh, you're talking about bread.
Oh, you mean bread.
Hello, Rizzy G.
Do you think I could get someone to buy my, uh,
my Crazy Frog Ghost Tyrant movie?
What's the name of the the the martial art that the IDF invented? What was it called?
Krav Maga, right? I'll make I'll make crazy prognose Krav Maga, by the way, because he
was actually in the IDF. There'll be like a little like like crazy
frog waking up in like his New York apartment, dude, like the sun's coming in and like he
kind of like hits his alarm clock and then like it falls down off of the end table and
you see like his Israeli passport and like some dog tags from his time in the IDF
and just like nothing about that other than like the fact dude the movie
continues great folksy thanks for some right thanks for some it they lost a
golden opportunity of naming it Jiu Jitsu. Yeah.
I mean, I'm pretty sure there was already something called that
though. So
grizzled stubble in the mirror next
crazy frog shapes.
Dude, his alarm is his alarm sound instead of the beeping is
like a shitty bitcrush version of
axel f dude.
Yeah, dude. Yes, man, you like the king of the Hellending where you find a boom hour is a Texas Ranger.
Yeah, dude, I didn't like I didn't like that reveal. I didn't like that reveal.
Yeah, because I'm pretty sure there's like no indication of that like the entire show
and then at the fairy and they're like oh yeah he's takes root I don't fucking care what
he does.
Motherfucker like there wasn't even like a hint.
I like to record this result.
That's why it's funny.
No, it's not funny because it's random.
That's what it is.
Like if
I'm telling you right now
If there was like
Like throughout the show like tiny little hints that he was doing like Texas Rangers shit
And then you go back like oh shit dude
That's why you had like that like the computer with all the files around and stuff, you know what I mean
But I don't think that was ever the case big W3 2 subs
Random is funny. Don't you remember your streamer class? Yeah. What do you think I'm talking about crazy frog being a member of the IDF and starring in a Hollywood movie where he goes diary?
That's awesome.
What about the reveal that Chong from that 70 show was in the army?
I don't remember that one, but I do I do remember the Chong. I mean it was literally just Cheech and Tong so
Um, I mean a lot of hippies were in the army dude a lot of hippies were in the army
Is this plaque? Yeah, dude. This is plaque SNES music dash beach
You know there was some kid on the playground back in the day trying to convince their friends that block is the sickest game ever and no one believe them.
Dude this guy didn't even fucking play a block man.
Dude none of you guys have played block man.
You haven't.
I'm not going to lie if I played block back in the day, I probably would have fucking hated it. I'm going to be honest.
Oh, man, this thing looks it looks like a whole issue.
Dude, there's like a whole genre of like shitty scoring platformer games that like I just never liked when I was a kid ever, dude.
Did you play and hate croc? I never played croc.
Well, I'm thinking like, like the fucking cool spot game on the Super Nintendo.
Fuck it. There's like.
Do I feel like I rented so many games of the Super Nintendo and it was just like a shitty
platformer with meaningless items that increased your score on the top left or the top right, dude.
Like, I fucking hated that shit, dude.
Please wrap it up. All right, check out get some Calvi
Check out get some more Calvi, dude.
Contra three was good.
I mean, Contra, the country games are different, though.
Yes, below.
All right, big toe, the 32 subs and Caspy on a bow knows your GF.
Thanks for sub and electrocrime.
Thanks for sub and three and great folksy and ambics gaming.
There's something I'm going to get some coffee.
And then we will try
to overcome this insurmountable challenge.
We. Together.
I
Realize a good name for a window
You
I'm a God. I'm a God. God. I'm a God.
I'm a God. I'm a God.
No recall or intervention can work in this place.
There is no escape. How can you kill a God?
No recall or intervention can work in this place.
There is no escape. I'm a God.
No recall or intervention can work in this place.
There is no escape, oh god!
No need to call or intervention to a working displace.
There is no escape, please god!
Hello buddy, hello buddy.
He's still here!
Roses!
He's still stopping!
He's in attack!
Dude!
Give me a sniff. They're just standing still now!
Stop praying. This looks like a church to you, bitch.
I never thought I would hold this tight. Okay, bitch, make a way for your mom!
I really appreciate that the pants you got me and the ring and the mount, so, you know, thought I'd give it to you.
Yeah, well, I just want you to know that even though you gave this to me, I will not be having sex with you.
Okay.
Do you do illegal stuff?
Uh, yeah.
Okay, I stole this from the end of...
Oh.
They elected me to gamble for the tribute chest and do a series of quick-witted decisions.
I held all of our points to the end so I could get all the single boxes and
and
Honestly, it didn't pay off, but we got the staff and
You know, I mean
You know you gave me a bunch of shit. I gotta you know, I gotta give you something, you know, you're my boy strangler
Hey
I'll mention that all right. I gotta go to the meeting man. Yeah
Not for honor, but for you.
There'll be no one else.
Right! There's a way!
I'll find you!
hello did you yell at the lawnmower guy no cuz we need him to cut the lawn so
H-O-A doesn't yell at us H-O-A more like H-O-Gay
this guy's kind of funny dude that was fun I kill woman
Uh-oh
Do you hear that this guy said HOA more like a cho gay
I got to fix my 2B. Hang on. It's getting chroma keyed.
Dude
It's gonna it's getting kind of hot where I live fellas
Dude
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
what's gonna fuck up this
the people focus XQC in the Mr Beast channel Oh my God, it's so loud
for having a stutter, sorry that was the that was the punch line
wait
I'm in the wrong mode
uh oh
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
can you follow the mic please gotta need this
nah I can't man, I'm sorry
I cannot do that.
Wampha thinks for silk.
Boy farted in me moik.
We're going old school boys.
Oh yeah bud.
Give me four.
Give me three, actually.
We'll do three.
We'll start with three.
Customization?
Nope.
Deployable?
All right.
Ten flashbangs.
10 flash bangs
Here we go
Nice dick.
Ki-Hee litters.
Someone else is gonna have to pick that up and it's not gonna be me.
Hehehehe.
I truly believe you will get it this stream.
Thanks.
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think that.
Go Junchi, thanks for seven.
Keep it down this is talking.
Why would they leave the CCTV's unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding but watching us.
Hmmm.
Hmm
In the top, the slide bell on over one.
Roger that, entry team. Confirm visual for transfer.
I
Think they jammed the elevator
of
Oh
Why is she kneeling
Don't worry lady, it'll be okay.
Nope.
of
the
I was worried I was going to get pushed from the right outside.
So I wanted to go in and quickly clear it, but not a good idea.
Dude, shut up!
Shut the fuck up, I go.
Not good.
They killed me.
Killed me.
Come on.
Why did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed to watch the watchers.
my life than now. Blood Ritual.
I don't want to die!
Don't you fucking move!
Man, I didn't do nothing!
Eleanor, talk. One suspect in custody, compliant.
Enter team, talk here alongside Oversight. Civil reports filed for detainment. Oversight reviewing.
I got a suspect!
Compliant entry team talk here alongside oversight civil reports filed for detainment oversight reviewing
Roger entry team confirmed deceased oversight walking casualty
It was supposed to be just a story. Just another story.
Just a story.
Suspect is blocking and hijacking the clouds. That was still something to do with this.
We should move right along that road. Can you confirm the position?
Oh my god, dude.
I'm actually so pissed about that. How did that happen?
I'm a bomb swanker now, God damn it!
Stop it!
Police! Get down!
I ain't going back to jail!
I'm not going down!
Don't shoot!
I don't want to die!
Don't you fucking move!
Man, I ain't done nothing!
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Did I see him?
Did I?
It was a blind spot?
Damn.
That's dirty dude.
Maybe we peek the door and then stand up and do it?
I don't know.
It's a dirty game. It's a dirty war.
Maybe he's not attended.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
To watch the Watchers.
We are lost, guys.
I can't think of a solid open-faculty.
I was looking at some sort of device.
Listen to me, dear.
Watch them.
They're on fire now.
God!
All right, all right.
It's not a new company, we're collecting these cornering.
This is Tocke, under 5th of jurisdiction.
Subjector strained, oversight to quest, status verification.
Subject down.
Entry team, Tocke reporting, active late.
Deceased post-engagement.
Try to maintain operational discipline.
of
Oh
I don't feel my hands.
Now we're in the top. We got one legality. Suspect.
And every step you take walks deeper into our God.
Don't be so hopelessly concerned with how you'll be received tomorrow for your failure.
That tomorrow is gone.
Wasting time securing evidence at moon moon at chatter shut the fuck up
Jay Winnie thanks for subbing
This is the captain with launch signal to get close in.
We're just about to have five more minutes.
We're almost done.
We're about to have five more minutes.
Stay calm, guys. Stay low.
Entry team is coming.
It's being stained by the trailers.
You shut up, Nero!
Command, duty platoon, oversight confirmed control.
The payment completed. Oversight confirmed. Lawful arrest.
Judge, this is Tog D. Reed. Suspect is blocking and hiding your bombs and forcibly shielding them.
We can present you with a ride along at the hold, and you can find the position.
Bro, I don't do it!
So I can cut it.
We're gonna keep our face appears clean.
We have lost contact.
I believe it's on an open screen.
Command, just keep the gun.
Oversight, turn control.
Roger.
Cable being confirmed.
Oversight document.
Contact.
I
Can't find the dual elements subject confirmed unconscious report recovery status
I'm already low on ammo.
of
My door creaches further in.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Can you feel your inspectatular fashions? Disappointing.
There was a third guy, by the way. Even behind that guy.
Oh, bitch!
Beep! Beep!
Here's how it looks like Gary Oldman from Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Dude, nice reference, Onk.
How's the arthritis?
Oops.
This is Todd.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
Ham Stoker's in Dracula.
Someone turned it back on.
I'm going to get on.
Someone turned it back on.
I'm going to get on.
Someone turned it back on.
I had a watch on it.
I think they're dead.
HANDS UP, TRUST YOUR NEEDS!
Ok, ok, i'm down!
Head to the exit, opposite hold.
Go to the exit and stay clobby in the area, officers are outside.
Come out now!
We need to talk.
Once the gun is detained.
Judge, this is Tosh. Do you read?
Suspects have been watching at the hijack in her coms.
They were still from the U.S.
We can fly the line of gold.
I
and
I
Know what I push that out
I just got to shoot me.
Move the exit.
Suspect is down.
Get down now!
They're everywhere! Hurry!
Stay here, Steady Column!
They said they were here to save us!
Eleanor Tark, Cibilny is in custody, requesting escort.
Lead the Tark, Cibilny and Captain, bring the trailers.
I never trust that corner.
Or the Batman app.
No!
No! No! No!
Secure the device.
I'm sorry.
Bring it over here!
It came to you!
I
Put your hands up
We've got a dead suspect here.
We all fall so easily, but you...
You're the solution.
of
If you don't know how to do it, check the description.
I can't get it!
Hmm.
Do we challenge?
my instincts? My instincts tell me not to challenge those.
I don't know what to do.
Any mods? No.
These guys aren't just regular thugs.
It's a shame. Such a bad answer you.
No, Ratings were 100 months, so you were a month.
7 hours 23, those were the only ones we reported. We killed way more than 7 people that run. God, we killed like...
More than half of them, I think. We just didn't report all of them.
Yeah, in her flat, the county have to report them.
Two more, thanks for subbing.
As we came talk about
how did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
Do you hear that left head on?
Someone turned back on the monitor.
We have one more attack!
We have one more contact with Fox!
I'm casting this on an open-free position!
I'm looking at some Twitter device!
I'm looking for some security check rooms!
One single source!
I'm the one squatter now!
Stop it!
Dude!
Move, move, move, move!
Hands up! Down in your knees!
Hands down, C. I'm not threat.
Leave the area. Officers are on some weight.
Move to the exit. Go to the exit. Stay quiet and stay low.
free as a bird
of
not a good spot
Shut up Leonard. Shut up Leonard. Bring back shotty point man. Unfortunately buckshot is
up and a trick giga tech in your marware
command they leave the CCTVs unattended surprised they haven't cut the
They wouldn't have left this on if they couldn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
We have lost contact. We have lost contact. We'll talk.
I'm casting this on an open frequency.
I'm broken. Don't join us in life.
Looks like we can't get through the watchtower.
We'll send you some more space.
We're about twice as loud. God bless you, son of a...
I'm gonna have to see you in the dark!
I've never noticed what this... the beat kinda sounds like a car turning over.
now
we do this in control
you're fucking crazy
now we're gonna go to the other one
and we're gonna take the team
and hijacking the car
that was built for the A-Level
we can ride along it up the hold
and you can follow with the vehicle
of
the
I'm doing what you said!
Leave the area, officers are outside.
Docks 5, that's the D-Platoon. Interference is getting stronger. You may be getting closer to the 6th smith.
go off. At what point did they go? At what point did they go? What are you actually
thinking? In that scenario there was a guy in front of me coming from the door over there.
Who knows where the fuck he went? And then there was two other guys on the left. So
My thoughts was, you know, in the midst of them screaming,
pushing, or hitting the formation,
or throwing their own flashbangs,
I assumed one of them would step out of cover
in the 30 seconds that I was doing that.
That was my thought process.
It didn't happen.
Instead the guy strafe killed me and knocked speed.
Get down now!
Okay, just don't shoot me.
You're gonna be okay.
Thank you, Jesus.
Don't need to talk.
Sabrina's getting by portrayals.
Entry team, talk here alongside oversight.
Restraint applied.
Maintain operational control.
We're gonna be okay.
Get down now!
Okay, just don't shoot me.
You're gonna be okay.
Thank you Jesus.
Maintain operational tempo
You're not neuro divergent enough for this step
Her butt
What do you think of the economy album dude?
human skim and PC
Curry skim up.
Man, those floor traps don't really seem to matter too much.
Maybe it puts everyone on alert though, I'm not sure.
But it seems like it only pulls guys next to it.
This guy's not on alert.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
that was the whole song, man.
Doc, it's 5 o'clock. Keep it low.
The computer's getting stronger.
You may be getting closer to the speed.
Smith, I'm securing it.
I'm pushing the floor. Just final.
Data suspects what?
Everything you do feeds into our ledger through your hands.
I think there might be a guy in that corner.
But I don't want to use my flash.
I'll use a flash.
I'll fuck that one of you if there's a guy in here.
Oh
Please get down
and you keep perfect time.
I found the issue, we need it.
It's a shame you couldn't see things our way.
How did a little part of my body be able to shoot my toes?
4Q, thanks for subbing.
Nice name.
The toenails you clipped earlier?
Oh.
What the fuck is this?
Look what I'm doing.
I'm just gonna keep an eye on this.
All right, you're getting on some of these four sticks.
You have five squads to kill.
God, please stop!
I'm just gonna keep an eye on this thing.
Get down on your knees!
Get down! I want to see that!
Get down, shit!
Police, I'm gonna stop!
Leave me alone.
We've got a dead suspect here.
Command to de-platoon, oversight, confirm control.
Fatality confirmed.
Maintain composure, and proceed.
He was raging.
I said the line.
Officers are outside.
Get to the judge.
This is George Deere.
He's got a suspect of a walking and hijacking
I'm sorry, I was still too slow at this. We can fly over in a boat. Can you confirm it with the facial?
Suspect is down. Requesting 10s.
Entry team is caught. One is going to be 10ing.
of
Nice.
low chance? oh you're not.
the
There's just there's just the world where I peek that door on the left and I just get shot in the back
Why check the locked door not the unlocked one
Uh, dude listen
Hey dude
Okay, I'm gonna explain nicely okay because I heard something from there
And I heard nothing from the right and I picked such a wide angle that it was
Unbelievable that there was a guy hiding in the very back corner who had not said a single word even though I killed someone 10 feet from him
So my assumption is that there was no one there
To my left, so that is why I fucking door
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
Bitch!
Now, I'm not saying I'm right, but I'm just saying that's what I was saying.
Right.
As we keep talk reporting active link restraint applied maintain operational tempo
Give a check deep some apple
of
the
death of
death
of
death
I've been through your penis.
Balls with no cum.
Bram bam bram bam.
Alan Frostick in sleeping man's face for so long.
Bad bitch, read my recent message.
Hmm.
Play Torria Master Mode Hardcore and regain your godgiver title from the Moon Moon Lord.
I forgot that was Zenith.
Torria Master Mode Hardcore, CNC. And we got the Moon Lord.
I gotta be in a particular mind state to sit here for 70 hours and like hard focus something. Honestly, it's probably like 40 hours, but...
Talk to it! Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Why they haven't cut the feed?
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watch this.
We have lost contact.
We're locked.
I'm trying to get this over with.
I'm broken.
I'm on Twitter.
I'm fighting.
I'm trying to get this over with.
Watch this.
I'm on Twitter.
The name is Todd Gero, alongside Oversight.
The name is Todd Oversight, and the target's personality acknowledges
by the Oversight's lagging incident.
Weeeer.
Imagine a Fen Boy dwarf like Algruff.
Sounding and serious, but they, their ass.
It's hard to read.
Oh, thank you for reposting, guys, thank you.
Weed Goku?
Thanks for 7.
Swag.
I
Have this chapter chat his bots
All right, I'm gonna need my boss to
Can I get a W and chat for view bots and chat bots dude. I got W. Mm-hmm. W
W moon moon
W video mr. Beast I loved it
I
Can't you see me in the void part of this little bit?
Man
Surprise and cut the feed to watch the watchers
Sometimes I think about like what I'm
Stupid talk
Sometimes I think about what like what it's like to be someone who watched like a like
like a botted youtuber or a botted streamer
and then like
having the realization one day
they're like, oh fuck man
I'm like one of like 100 actual people watching and enjoying
oh look like
what do you do with that one?
can you even tell anyone about that?
I don't know
I think it would be funny though
nuh uh
just
Well, yeah, yeah, God I hit those
Where's this dude?
Shlumps over like the monkey in the GIF.
King Parrot, thanks for 7.
They got my...
Last time you did something fun like killing a dog.
You know, for being a SWAT game, there is a drastic amount of unkilled dogs in this, I will say.
Uh, what does this look like?
I forgot.
Vandita won a win, thank you very much.
I don't know if this is better.
SRO.DOT has the best picture of all the sites I am on.
This one up in SRO?
Maintain these... nuts.
Why do I have a release for seven?
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
I just got a grift idea guys. Okay. You ready?
Okay
You're ready for this shit left or right. It's it's a political good
Requisites you have to be attractive
All right, you do a face reveal, but you're in like a really messy like as many gold
tier room, but like even worse than that, all right, so you gotta stream for like six
months minimum, right?
And then like hype up a face reveal dude and then just have like a room that is like absolutely fucking vile dude, but like you yourself
Extremely well put together
Axe sources 847
Nobdavad, thanks for the-
This is top
They leave the CCTVs unattended
Show us your room.
My office is okay.
It could probably be vacuumed.
What's the grip?
It's the filth grip, dude.
I just like to like imagine like sitting down with like your friend or like a manager or whatever and being like alright
Like you're in discord the manager's like alright pull up your webcam
Let's see let's see like the angle that you're gonna have for your face reveal
And then like he coaches you through like where you should put like the piss bottles and stuff and like the like the assortment garbage
for maximum fucking raw
Rod drifting dude
Now we're gonna get a piss bottle like kind of sticking out of that drawer
You're gonna be okay
So increase the room quality and constantly think your fans are getting you out of poverty you were never involved
That's the green
He's getting it
He's really he's beginning to believe
Your manager's like, alright man, Calvin noticed that your room's looking a little clean last
stream, so I'm gonna need you to go to the, uh, the exotic animal store and pick up a bag
of cockroaches and just kind of like throw them around.
Trying to clip for them like a cockroach crawling across like the webcam or so should
do.
Dude, I'm telling you, there's potential here, guys.
is potential here.
Downside, do you have roaches after?
No, dude, because that's like that's just like a spare apartment that you're like renting.
The dude, imagine like having to like talk yourself up.
You're like, oh, fuck, all right, man.
I just threw like a hundred cockroaches in that fucking room yesterday time to go stream for three hours
You guys ever have bed bugs?
I swear that the bugs will slice me to bits.
I'm gonna watch the gamers, and they'll kill me.
You got him?
I'm gonna kill you now!
God, please!
You got him right now?
Well, well, sleepy man's, I gotta say, having bed bugs is probably like the worst
affliction you personally have, based solely upon your name.
Restraint applied.
Maint operational tempo.
Like if your name was like Adderall, man, said you're like, well, at least you're gonna
spend more than like, I don't know, two hours every three days in your bed if you want it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
I forgot we were talking about, oh yeah, rot, rot grifting dude.
Did
Rent out rock all
Well, well, well they would appear we're being shot at with good how come this did not close
Any explosives this time?
Dude
Stop fucking crying man, it's not that bad
I'm gonna make a stream the stream national a animal a hedgehog
No, it's cockroach
They talk about my one deegs they talk about my flicks
They talk about my flicks big style dude.
Dude honestly, this game like, there was a time growing up where I wasn't like, cow level
CS player.
Right, not anymore near that, but I was like a competent CS player.
You know, as you get older your reaction time slows down, so I feel like this game
helped me with my reaction time a little bit. And that's cool.
I should play CS that one time you sucked. Yeah, but if I played now, but I'd do alright, if you want to try and say.
The reaction time does not go down that fucking much.
Um...
Hey, I don't want to be like, I don't want to like kill a vibe or anything, but like
me and my friends were talking, so if you don't mind, like, waiting until we're done,
I'd appreciate that.
I'm just kidding. No, mine did for sure, because I just wasn't playing games where reaction
time was a factor. Maybe yours didn't, dude, and that's good for you. That was good for
for you man. Introduce us to your friends. You know Bolex1102? Yeah me and him man. We
dogs
It would appear we have been shot from behind.
Did I not hear that door kick? Did you not see the door that was kicked that I was looking
at? Hello?
If you played this game like CS you would have beaten it days ago. Yeah, but it would
I would've been like a 2 hour run of me like standing in a corner waiting for like an enemy to pat near me or some shit, you know what I mean?
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
Yup.
Yeah.
No Leo, thanks yourself.
You waited like half an hour doing Cypher Elite Invasion?
How come you compare that with this?
Or that with CIS?
It's literally not the same thing.
I was actually...
Camping for like a half an hour plus in Snaper Elite was literally griefing the guy that just spent 18 hours at like the mustache ripping factory or some shit.
Hopped on the Xbox games pass free at Snaper Elite weekend for 30 minutes dude.
That was the one and only game he got to play before he went to bed to go to work in the
world for 18 hours at the Sulfuric acid factory.
Alright.
You camp in CS in a corner because you are a cuck-coward.
We are not the same.
I
Man man
You guys remember scouts and knives do the show was tight that show was toy scouts and noise
I
Remember that one level that was kind of like two fort in 1.6. You don't talk about
It was like a super tiny two-four like two sides of the map
It was like blue
It was only a custom map
Was that ice?
Let me, uh, let me look at it.
No, it was not Ice World.
Um, it was like a map made for scouts and knives.
It was not pool day, I know that.
Oh my god, wait, maybe it was pool day.
I can't pause, I don't know why I'm doing this.
Meow, meow, meow!
It was not pool day.
Dude, that pool day map was made in like every fucking game.
game dude. There's it in Quake 2, there's it in CS, there's it in Half-Life 1, I'm pretty
sure it was in Half-Life 2. That is like a map that transcends Game of Roonies dude.
It was even good, I don't think it was good either, but it looked, it was aesthetic
dude.
Where did he go?
What the fuck?
He missed so many shots. I mean, I hit fire, though.
Where did he go?
Where did that guy go?
Hold on.
Yeah, we're gonna peep that replay real quick.
Like, where could he have possibly taken cover?
possibly taking cover like to my right while while looking at him did he run
back in the room that he came out of what the fuck was that
hip-fire is asking this game I think at that range it's not bad but I'm coming
fuck where are you
monkey
okay he was retreating
in perfect tandem did these guys push me dude
I almost like they're on a team.
Yo music here in the team at Moon Moon.
Is there a guard here?
What's up bitch?
I need a guard!
What's that?
Yes, below.
Would you like the ox?
I'm gonna get some caaaaafee
Boom! Alright, I'll be right back
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Chatter said, CS isn't about camping in corners or reaction time, stick to Roadhog, Unk
What's it about then?
What's it about? Map knowledge?
That's a bait?
He's actually right by the smoke line-up, spray patterns.
Okay, so you're setting the reaction time and
what was the other thing I said?
I forget.
Camping.
People, people, reaction time doesn't matter and people don't camp and see us.
Got it.
Alright.
I'll be right back.
Thank you.
Very first passive.
But the, the passive already happened with the Lich Necromancer, Angel of Death, came
and killed everyone in Egypt.
This is the second one.
Nice fucking plot hole.
At least tell me there's a fill option, and I'm doing it wrong.
Okay, there is is there though
It's the minus button very nice
no fucking way no fucking way though it does that reappear on the map
mending is more important than that so we break it and then just replace it right
Just make another lectern?
You can re-roll other villages?
Too late.
Hello, Kersh.
Uh-oh.
F**k!
How the f**k do I keep doing this?
How the fuck do I keep doing this?
Easily, my brother.
Did you not see how easily that happened?
Did you see it?
Do you not see how I was aiming my mouse there?
Yeah, I fucking quit, man.
Dude, this game's...
Oh, it doesn't suck!
It does!
Ow!
Oh
All right Dave take me away I can finally see
I hope to see you again.
I saved you again.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wait a second.
T m in square 2?
We came here to demonstrate peacefully.
And tell humans that we are living beings.
All we want is to live free.
This is an illegal gathering. Disperse immediately, but we will open fire.
The androids are doing their own touch up. They should be shooting kids in order to coax them into doing nothing.
We have no intention of doing any.
You already plagued your handings with Jesus. You already gave away your blood man.
Culture yourself lose with that.
Poor person alliance AFK, 8 hours, rags after winning. Let's plug.
Wait if you look at the cult the player culture graph you can actually see where he switched to going culture instead of attacking us
Okay, so you literally could not attack you because I was 300 signs
Because you guys had a nice for fucking 150 turns. I couldn't do anything to you
Because you sat there and did nothing the whole game
For six hours six hours six hours next turn six hour next turn six hours next turn, okay?
Meanwhile, I'm doing literal strategic fucking analysis.
I'm doing a two front war.
I eliminated another player before nukes.
Okay, I'm literally doing space math.
And you guys are drooling at your fucking keyboard,
hitting next turn, okay?
I think that turn 146 is when you made that pivot,
saying not becoming a war monger anymore.
146 turns.
Fuck.
God dammit.
Nooo man, dude.
Fuck!
Man!
Fuck!
Man!
Oh, no!
Plan B.
What's going on in here?
I'm looking at them right now.
He's coming, he's trying to get the ladder, over here.
I did, I saw you jump down!
He's running over here!
It's a dead end.
You're hasted.
I'm fucking amazed.
Why, I go back and do it.
I'll close the door later.
Thanks, alright.
Opening.
The last couple days of the day!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Doesn't have a doctor, he's like,
He hit the door!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
The last couple days of the day!
I
you
He fells
See a lot of slapy. Thanks for subbing I see
Guys I don't think I can do it
Wait, is that what the God gamer would say though? I don't know
Remember who you are?
Ferbless insults like you're sub-up.
Michigan's beating Yukon 29-25?
That's cool, man.
I love sports.
Shhh.
Sparkling water tastes bad.
True.
Thanks for subbing.
Time OSHA, thanks for subbing.
Damn, big true on that.
Sparkling water sucks.
J. Lamon scales, thanks for subbing.
Says, ahhhhhhhhh.
The privilege sense will just beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Alex, I'm thanks for subbing.
Can I get your best impression of Moon 2 Despair?
Post it.
of the
I think we need some alpha male affirmations.
All right talk
This talk underfights the jurisdiction, arrest concluded.
Maintain readiness for further contact.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
of
If you're not sure, just go ahead.
Spotted.
So big this disease!
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death
of
death
of
death
of
What if there's like one guy in chat who like unironically listens to this stuff?
That would be awesome.
Talk.
This is like stealing a property.
This is a criminal murder.
This is a painful elimination.
The chaos you bring.
What am I supposed to get out of here?
Don't move.
Stay put.
Leave the talk.
Sebelry's secured.
can we even, can we friends with men?
The
The Shur is helping me kill people.
Ooh.
Is that like Super Sam?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Now this!
This is alpha male one!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I see some of the creeps.
Is it the guy on the left is going to kill me by the way?
Oh my god.
and a frequency emitter.
Five, the intel says this might be the device we're looking for.
I'll blow up the receiver logs and we'll be able to prevent detonation of the switch to frequency.
I think so.
Entry came in the car. Suspect is down in the front of the tent.
Discipline isn't enough to wash this shit off your hands.
You're welcome.
Stay here.
Stay calm.
Holy shit.
Thank you.
I like to talk.
Severeon is in custody, requesting escort.
This is talk.
You know what we're sighting left.
No one above you but us.
The combination is false worship.
And your altar is built on obedience.
No one above you but us.
All nations, self-worship.
And your ulcers built on obedience.
of
where am i
Has anyone seen the elevator before?
I think it can be elevator.
We killed so many guys that time actually.
7 out of 25? Bro, I didn't report most of the people I killed!
Oh, fucking bitch man. King bitch, man.
means not zip tied I thought well I didn't zip tie a single guy so I think
we're almost done clearing floor three I think apart from that guy the
The remainder were in the big courthouse and probably you know beyond that.
We're almost ready to use it.
Groundhog Day accept your judge in this building
War
They're like I will
We need to talk. Something to secure.
Talk to entry team with FISA command. Restraint applied. Maintain operational tempo.
Get to the answers.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
There was 4th man's rookie mistake.
Reloading alpha male affirmation soldier is the only way.
Dude.
I'm affirmed right now.
Dude, I told you guys, I mean, this is alpha male one.
Now this is Alpha Male 2.
I do two podcasts.
Come at me.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
And this.
My access point.
The interface appears clean.
And this!
of
Leave the area, officers.
Now, sir.
Yes, this is Targe J. Rea.
Suspect is blocking and hijacking her comms.
That was still from the L.M.S.
We can...
We'll arrive along at the hold.
Can you confirm this official?
and
No good song though, well, what a banger ass song for sure
I don't know.
Affirmations.
Guys, we can't use affirmations every time they begin to mean less and less dudes.
Like when you think of like, think like you're in the garden of eating.
Dude, you're eating ambrosia dude.
You know what I mean?
It's a week.
It's week 12.
Ambrosia, three meals a day.
That shit begins tasting just like regular food, dude. You know what I mean?
Food analogy
I
Belonger short Bitcoin
It's what I would have said if I'm qualified to give any financial advice, which I'm not.
Oh man, I don't think I should, oh no I didn't, Mama Mia.
Suspect is deceased.
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th
You think any of the astronauts are watching you get your pussy blasted right now?
Dude, totally.
Man, that's what they're spending their Starlink books on.
You think they get charged for Starlink, dude?
I need a lock-in, I'm trying man they're just so deadly they look at me and then they
Thanos snapped me out of existence. It's like, you know, that one scream, they go,
Ah!
The one is, the one is, Ah!
And then they disappear.
That's me, every time I see a guy.
I
What are Alex Jones TLC help man, I don't like it. I don't like the fat white guy screaming at me
Suspect is blocking and hijacking her coms and we're still seeing a way out of this.
We can override the water to hold it.
Can you just follow me, Mr. Fishman?
You want to kill her?
We got her.
This is Tog, Federal Chief.
I've been leaked to CCTVs non-attended.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
To watch the watchers.
We have one contact.
We have one contact in Tog.
I'm passing this on an open-framed machine.
We're broken into a short-term device.
This is charge T-READ. Suspect is lost.
Take it out. I got it.
I got it.
That was close.
I got it.
We got it.
Right along at the hold.
Take the phone to the station.
We need to talk. We have an individual in custody.
Watch my back, disarming.
Exactly what we needed.
Control was a state of mind, Judge.
The only lost was never yours.
Was he on my right or below me?
Oh, I'm questioning how did he not get flashed by that flashbang? That's the question, dude.
That's the freaking question, dude.
Oh, he closed his eyes. Brilliant.
How come it's got a flashbang and not a concussion grenade?
He tossed that grenade into the next building? I try to toss it far enough that it'll affect
people in the hallway on the left.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Dude, I got flashbang next to you.
way out advantage
This is talk with 5-pin on overwatch. Subject restraint. Oversight request. Status verification.
I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'll try to kill him.
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death
of
death
of
death
Everything is different from our emotions at this section, what you call values are hollow vessels built for purposes of people.
I don't know...
Yeah remind me to pick that reply.
Yeah.
Yeah remind me to pick that reply.
Yeah.
We have a civilian custody.
Heh, something tells me that's not really talk.
Very clear.
Police!
The mission can't be targeted.
You fill your form plus your history.
Where'd my bullet go?
Replay?
Yeah.
How did that guy get found?
How'd he get tied up?
That don't make no sense.
That just don't make no sense, fella.
We're not alone.
Lost recorded. Continue to break your hands that bind. Also deliver.
We're not alone.
We're all recorded. Continue the...
...hands that bind.
Also deliver.
Crock, we haven't got stuff back here.
Everything you stand for is built upon illusions and deception, what you call values or hollow
Vessels filled for probesless people.
You remember a bullet so powerful it doesn't assure you can on contact, dude?
Who are you?
Christ it's really kicking off out there
Boiling point
Imagine hands as powerful as bullets.
I'm pretty sure that's like the plot of like a lot of anime.
Just name's Ali or something.
God, this song is such a fucking banger, dude.
This is Todd.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
The system's still running.
If you've left it on,
someone turn it back on to monitor us.
I'm trying to find out what's going on.
Man!
Oversight confirmed control.
Operating in the port.
Oversight setting lost.
Some tactical control.
However you
So noisy dude, I guess that's why they call it bring order to chaos very chaotic
I
Always gotta check that corner dude
Disarming.
I told you you wanted to kill the monster.
I can talk to the police, not with them.
Oh
Move the exit
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death
of
death
of
I need to talk. We have a dead suspect here.
I'm so fucking dead, man.
Dr. Slythe, it's a deep little hill.
If the pier is getting stronger, you may be getting closer to the safe...
...permeter by securing it and establishing...
...the...
...relief, safety, solitude.
It's another unit, Judge.
You're here with us now.
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death
of
death
of
Again? What the fucking metal detector man?
God!
You think it was the glass?
Thought walking over the glass? I think that guy turns to see us anyway because we're just so far out in the open.
And we're like, we're off to a side so like he for sure sees us.
So fucking rushing do day day 20 of the same comment
I'm gonna go pee I'm gonna pee and
Repeat repeat repeat some affirmations in the mirror
BRB I
I will play some music yes below never mind you can play some music
No. Kill this guy and I won't kill you.
Alright now kill that guy and I won't kill you.
I had to guess and I had to guess right
I don't know, if the guy who designed this is listening, you did not do a good job.
You did a fucking sad job.
Now watch me look at the boss that I did before this one, the fucking dog boss, Master
fucking master peace dog
so if it was the same person
I don't know if you had a fucking episode
or you just got lazy though
because
holy fuck
it's not good
it's not good man
we got a contract in like 10 seconds boys
north it's above us
I'm going to keep us moving.
We got smaller incoming above us.
Oh my god! Oh, we need to go to the bridge! I'm hurt! They exploded on me! Oh fuck!
I can't move!
Next time, just do what you want to mean.
me and that's that. I prefer when a fellow leaves here satisfied.
Okay.
Money back, baby.
That's that money back guarantee right there
Sweats visibly
You're fucking face of the thing.
Someone sent transformer.
I almost spat my drink out.
Hahahaha!
For a second! For just one!
Oh my god.
Who is this guy?
It's gotta be the guy who's talking to us.
I like what she does.
I don't love the song at all.
It's totally like Mono.
That's Ian from Smosh?
Right. I know that guy in the background.
Wait a second.
I think we're in the deep underbelly right now.
Wait a fucking second.
And I hosted his stream
It was you guys
And me that built that stream
This is gonna be horrible. So I'll let you know. So I ask everyone I play with this
Do curious, but who do you vote for man?
You see that fucking meeting with, uh, she's still in the game today.
Yeah, dude.
She was hilarious.
Trump talked him so hard, dude.
He kicked him out, bro.
He kicked him out.
He checked him.
He goes, no, you don't know that.
You don't know that.
He started fucking bitching.
Go!
I was going to say, hey, dude.
It's crazy.
The, uh, you play the sports game, dude.
You'll meet, you'll meet.
You'll meet the curry skim humans dude.
Straight up.
The what?
Curry skim?
Skim!
Skim with an M.
That's a food analogy we didn't bring him up with today.
Cuz I guess you like you know how like when you're eating like curry and then like there's like a layer of like skin
That forms on the top when it gets colder and then you gotta like you like brush it away in order to get to like the actual substance
I think you should workshop that maybe I think it's good
Maybe if you explain it some more, it becomes more awkward.
Let's be clear about this all the Twitch chat.
Every time I say the word black, every time I say the word curry, every time I say something
that isn't mayonnaise in white bread.
All right.
Think about that.
Maybe you guys are racist.
Can't handle it, dude.
I'm shitting.
Ah!
Freeze!
Got something!
You got on the floor!
Get out!
Oh my God.
You're gonna be okay.
Are we going?
Are we safe?
We have a study that is on the investigation.
Suspect is watching a hijacked aircraft that was built from the airwaves.
We can move around the water to hold it.
Please follow the official.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
The door ain't him.
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I
What's your third try to
That's a replay, I think I got shot from the room behind me to the left.
C6 or 7th?
We did hit a nasty flick on that guy there dude.
At the bottom of the stairs.
Holy moly.
One tap.
Why would they leave their CCTVs on here?
We have lost contact.
I can't see any sign of open security.
Hands up!
We've lost some of their devices.
It's been seen.
We've lost signal systems.
So much noise at the beginning of this level.
further contact
That was the next song.
I don't believe it, I'm conscious.
Hand on your hand!
I
Securing it and establishing
Everything you do
That fuck was that remix, man.
that one's on me that one's on me
That one's on me. That's a point man, L.
Number 133 on him.
At least I could probably kill that guy though. Oh yeah, that guy's dead. For sure.
Amp, he thinks we're 7?
I
Gotta go feeling about this
RESTRADE CONFIRMED, NIGHTWORKS AND PIZZON NOISE
JUSCUS!
HIGHJUGGING!
JUSCUS!
Alright, now for the time.
Cold, cold to death.
He's Pogging.
Oh wait, where's the gun?
Plan 1?
I do have a sidearm, I'm not using.
I think he's under there.
Now, where could they have gone?
They like slide around in teleports, so...
I think he's in the hallway.
I'm not sure how many bullets we got.
I see a guy in the corner through the wall.
We have to assume they cheat.
I just heard that there's two stars in the sky.
I think there's something in there.
Three of them.
I'm looking for the next one.
Let's go outside.
How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here?
I need to talk.
Suspect down.
We're gonna get you out of here.
Holy shit, thank you!
Idiots left me for dead.
Where did this motherfucker go?
We didn't meet our expectations. It's a shame. Such blast for you.
Arcana 6 for 7, Luke-Hair.
Kato.
Johnny Cage.
Big Torta.
Jeffrey Extreme.
Wildman, Nick-Fix for 7.
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what do you do
I'm
They're doing it again.
Doc, observe all elements.
We're on a target's signality and callus.
Someone's on an oversight flagging incident.
What is it?
I don't want to hear your power.
No, you do not.
What do you do?
We have a submarine custody.
This is Doc with five hours on overwatch.
Detainment confirmed.
Maintain chain of custody for review.
come out and get down come out slowly
We've the area. Officers are outside.
Charge, this is charge T.Rick. Suspect is watching and hijacking the cons and we still have to get around this.
We can move the line up the hold and change the follow-up to official.
of
the
We're gonna go a different way.
How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?
time to get down in the back, fellas.
Stay with me now.
There was a guy on my right!
There was another guy in the room
The sign who killed me, but if I killed that guy that's who was gonna kill me seconds later
That is who was gonna fucking shoot me in the back. We don't have back armor by the way
because we're the point man so we only need to worry about things in front of
us
I point I die I point again
command to deep latune oversight feed is live authority delegated to your team
exercise judgment within the established operational parameters I live I die
What's my playlist? How do you find it? I don't use the playlist.
Well, we'll elaborate in a second.
I typed in random stuff on YouTube and then it generates an auto play playlist.
Subject is restrained. Rate work entry team oversight confirms non-lethal application.
Hey, I've got messages, double. That's pretty much it.
That's pretty much it.
Come out! Now!
Get on the ground.
Get to the exit.
Go to the exit, stay quiet and stay low.
Mods give him a hack.
Suspect is watching and hijacking her comms and we're still shooting at them.
We can override the water boat.
Can you confirm the position?
You've heard the shotgun at this level? Yeah, it's high.
I like the shotgun.
Clark, civilian custody and security.
What the hell?
Your career is done. No, no more.
Put pressure on it.
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I think I heard a guy in here.
Oh yeah, the hot gun MG is too particular for the future, let's try a bitch.
God, you own that guy so hard.
Doctor, 5-0 to Deeper Zone.
No room.
You may be getting closer to the 6th smith's site, securing it and establishing two more to final.
This life is completely predictable.
Shoot the gun exactly what we needed.
We're almost there by the way.
You literally have to play for a big load.
I have to ambush every single person.
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I think.
Did I nudge the door open? I think so.
I did shoot the explosive, right?
No? Oh, I saw something appear at the bottom of the screen.
And I wasn't in the room yet, so I assumed I had shot it when he walked in like that.
Mayhem's not, dude. You should try not dying. It's so hard. It's so...
So fucking hard.
slow walk the entire level no balls it doesn't matter
We have lost contact. We have lost contact with Park.
I'm casting this on an open-space position.
The blowtorch is...
Fragwaaaar!
Looks like we need to make a temporary launch signal to the blowtorch.
Get the bomb squatter now!
Got it!
Get the bomb squatter now!
The slow walk doesn't matter.
Even if your slow walk over like glass and shit, it's still loud.
And also the thing about slow walking is like
I'm not sure it helps
Yeah, I don't think they I don't think they hear me approaching like this
Like I definitely approach something from behind running like this and they just don't turn around
What do?
What does Genza even need a plug for?
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the
fact
Oh, my God!
Breaking off!
You're not alone!
Sir!
Where the fuck did he go?
I got it from over here!
You may be getting closer to the six-spot smiths by securing it and establishing your force.
I hope...
The solution is the point.
We need the fire.
Now what are you doing?
You hate the flames.
Felt them upon your floor.
Dude, some time I might flesh you fucking BREAK!
This is T.O.C.K.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching this.
See what you're doing, this is Todd.
There's a little server standing by where you're going at.
The mission has failed.
The peace submission has failed.
Oversight for social command access.
I
I was looking at it, so I started to fight.
What's my speed, here?
I was watching those things for a second.
I had a bomb splinter.
God, please, stop it!
I'm gonna kill you!
Dude, it's crazy how many of you guys recognize this song in the first 10 seconds.
Judge, this is Tarnsh.
Team read.
Suspect is watching and hijacking her comms.
That was still something to do with this.
We can put them right along the road.
Can you confirm with the facial?
I can't believe this came out in 2009.
I actually don't like this song.
I can't pause though, so...
I think it seems like honey rip up will be though, right?
I thought he was in the fucking wedding room.
I like the new little b-song though.
Silver one, there's a little bit...
Command!
How did they leave the CCTV unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
To watch the watchers.
my dude rumbling the Bronx like my guy Jackie Chan is that we say thank you base god thank
You're so goddamn much freeze
Well, look at me like the exorcist
nectar like that
I'll bang her for you. Oh
My god
Wait, did he just flurk?
I don't know what he said, is he freaking slurring?
This should kind of ask, dude.
Oh, it's from the Aqualbanger.
The people are here, and the heroes are getting stronger. You may be getting closer to the 6th smith by securing it and establishing the fall in the finals.
Stop moving.
No, no more!
Hands up now! Drop your knees!
Hand the rejection!
Go to the exit, stay quiet and stay low.
We love it. We love an environmentally conscious king, dude.
We have not used a single flashbang yet, and we haven't been shot.
New wrap of shit. This is old wrap. Hello?
White guys be like, I hate new wrap. I listen to MF Doom and Bone Thugs.
answer your fedora take this king you dropped it I like deltron
I
Looky
Do not nudge the door open.
Can I please equip my fucking tool?
I think it's in the other room, but maybe not.
What was that noise?
Did you hear that?
What was the beeping?
My CO2 detector?
Who did I flash?
I think there was two guys.
Let's take the replay. I'm pretty sure there was two guys.
New rap sucks. What are you listening to? Oh, hops in?
Oh, okay.
Command!
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
The system's still running.
Either they left it on,
or someone turned it back on to monitor.
We have lost contact!
We're talking!
We're casting this one in open space!
Oh, we need time to get over there.
Actually, there we go.
We got that guy second man's though second man's was not pleased with our flashbang
second man's was displeased with our flash where's third man's at where'd he go he's
chilling he chilling by the way with the shotgun we basically have to shoot them in the
had to kill them by the way by the way second man's was like play
hold up hold up
okay I was wondering if third man was shooting as well through the wall but no
Nope, nope, nope.
Y'all mind if I take a quick brisik, dude?
May have some sort of a little better spray control, my lord?
Yeah, lots of spraying going on.
Lots of active, lots of active firefights
that require spray control with my gun in this level.
Lots of ego fights where they're prolonged gunfights
where I actually hold my fire button down and...
Don't instantly die or they don't instantly die.
There's so much screaming.
Maybe some spray control. How about this? How about- how about...
Some Obamnium armor that prevents bullets from instantly killing me? How about that?
Yeah, I feel like you're thinking a little too small fry...
...for the situation at hand.
How about some Vibranium from fucking Wakanda that reflects the bullets back at the people who are instantly killing me
in 0.2 seconds. How about that?
Talk and visor to all elements. Operational tempo is at your discretion. Confirm rooms methodically.
Avoid collateral damage. I'm gonna AFK. We'll see how the level changes. I'll be right back.
Okay.
I was in college and I didn't know what the fuck I wanted to do and I was bored so I would
just stream on the side for fun.
I wasn't going to make it into a job and then it just became a job.
If I didn't pop off, I wouldn't do it.
Game speed 150 Any good enemy projectile speed fast
value low. Damage to demons 50%. Man. We'll show up there. Oh my. I want the tutorials
for when I see stuff I haven't seen yet. Alright, let's get a speedrun going, boys.
We're gonna terrorize the gnomes while we wait.
Gnome child?
Are we gonna attack him?
Slayer.
AHHHHHH!
AHHH!
AHHHH!
I
Shut the fuck up Jesus man
I'm dreaming about bud.
Igga sex.
My ride, my music.
I'm gonna talk really loud so that it doesn't get picked up by the thing that is gonna detect the DMCA!
If I yell out loud enough, baby, I will go away!
What game was that?
It was Hitman's.
Hitman. It's me. Hitman.
Why did they leave this CCTV unattended?
I need a some alpha chat affirmations
Let's do it.
You are gay.
Lock in a retard.
That's not a nice word. You shouldn't say that.
I'm not sure what it is, but I'm not sure what it is, but I'm not sure what it is.
Shut the fuck up, okay?
Judge, this is Todd G. Reed, respectively, watching and hijacking our comms that were
still from the around us.
We do want to run out of gold.
Can you just follow the official?
looks for a song? What perfectly encapsulates...
Ah.
to make on the whole way
11 minutes, huh? Dude, that's weird. We didn't see anyone on the first floor at all. That's
the first time it's happened. I wonder if they kind of like rotate around. Weird.
This is top
probably leave the CCTV unattended surprise they haven't cut the feed
eyes on the CCTV access point the interface speed is clean
Was he on the right?
I think he was behind me, actually.
Was he on the right?
I think he was behind me actually.
Hmmm Champ.
Let's listen to the game level music one time.
It's good.
Hmmm.
I'm digging my mustache right now.
It's very, very refined, I think.
It's not greasy.
I don't think I know of any.
Oh
See it that bad run
People to this is talk with
Oversight command your precision
Here's the Unicola, but I shouldn't have trusted that far.
I shit my pants and then I kill those guys.
So here's to you, Mr. Fark.
I got a fucking headache dude.
I think I got an hour reduced man, I'ma be honest.
I took some pseudo-fet.
There's a guy in the hallway.
Y'all like fentanyl?
The real stuff or the fake stuff?
Ah, that's the real stuff.
If I had to go...
I'd like check it out.
They put me in the suit of that registry when I bought it.
The meth registry.
Oh my!
The angle, dude. I check there every time just in case, but man.
They're like almost never there, dude.
Unicron, Unicorn, thanks for seven.
Oh my God, what a shot from the hang master.
Watch my year old nephew, finish this level
in one attempt last night,
maybe after one or 42 attempts,
it's time to accept that maybe you're too old,
but do do do do do do do.
Okay, I need Alpha Chat affirmations
on Alpha Chat slander, dude, okay, or lies.
You're old again.
Thank you.
Your mustache is elite.
What's so elite about it?
This is Tog.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Why is they going to cut the feet?
To watch the watchers.
I think I've ever heard this one.
was in tune with the music.
Sure, sure you are.
Occasional Jesus, thanks for seven.
So we know from my subtitles a bad guy, fear by the way.
Police!
Police, get down!
I'm not giving up!
Don't shoot at me!
Drop your weapon and put your hands up!
I'm just waiting!
Shut the back down.
Judge, this is time for you to leave.
Suspect is watching at the hijacked airfields.
And we're still in the middle of this.
We can't hide from our opponents.
And you can't kill them!
They're everywhere!
Please!
We have an individual in custody.
That's flick man, you gotta hit that flick man.
Oh, I was going for the face obliteration run dude.
Remind your best friend has been the alpha male JOI.
That wasn't my best run.
It was a good one, man.
G-Club, fix yourself up.
SA-58, coward. English-only in job, please.
Talk to us.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
We can get eyes on the building from here.
We were born dead before he hit the ground by the way, that's, that's a aura.
We can just slide along the boat and you can fly with the fish.
Hands up! Do it now!
Where is he?
Oh, that's why I didn't come out.
of
the
of
I don't like that, fellas.
I'm not sure if I'm going to make it.
Come out and get down!
Police!
Come out!
Now!
L-F-P-D!
Come out now!
Leave the area.
Officers outside.
I feel the best thing I can do is end it all and leave forever.
Stun it, Stun it, feel so bad
What was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
My work will dance
And do
Get down!
Hey moon, who sings that?
Me
Maybe you leave it that way
I can't think of a worse spot, I'm gonna be honest.
Turns to nothing.
Dumb-a-lead down, dumb-a-lead down, dumb-a-lead down.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
No, don't sort of use those things to story.
Get rid of it, pride!
The inside!
Miss Meow Meow, thanks for something. Meow!
You know, maybe some dachs will make us feel better, hang on.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
I like how you guys do Leroy Leroy for that song.
You can watch it on entry.
No other song.
We have watched contacts.
We have watched contacts with cars.
I can't see this one open frequently.
I was looking at it, and I saw it in a device.
It might seem to me that I'm rather watched
in those situations.
What is this?
We have watched twice here now.
Got it!
Get down from your head.
Get down.
I want to see you on the ground now.
Hands in your head.
Don't be loud.
I know you want it!
We've got to get something to eat.
Command, the eat plateau. Oversight feed is live.
Copy that, entry game, five school review for any horolian Frenchmen.
I'm not giving up.
I'll see you in fucking hell.
What the fuck are you?
I
Like I always does the night people in the high
Like the people who are just like running around when you walk it up they always have a weapon
And you can either arrest them
because they usually give up pretty easy or you can violence bait we love a
little violence
You don't.
Stay down.
Stay sharp.
The boys will call us some soon.
Listen to us.
They know we're going to be done.
Who the Christ are you?
I fucking miss.
We're not here for these guys, we're just regular things, we're not here for these guys.
You have to hurry!
Leave the car.
It's a women standing by for trailers.
No hostiles.
We're closer, Josh.
The enemies have fleshed and steered back.
We do need our expectations, it's a shame, search plans for you.
Oh my god!
Man.
So, when you kick a door open, there's a delay.
When they kick the door open, no such delay.
That guy instantly shot me after kicking the door.
Holy fuck, man.
What do you even do to avoid that?
Um, check that corner faster, probably.
But, like, there's no way to know that that guy was in the other side, I think.
I don't think we're close enough to hear him walking.
I don't care.
See you rely on luck.
Nope.
No.
I don't know what to do with you, all right?
Hands up to it now! Put your fucking hands up!
Come on!
Can I just get down here?
That would kill you.
We can put mine on the door.
Can you find what the hell's up here?
Assume every door has a person behind it?
In that situation, I'm trying to check my left side there.
All right.
I have to check that side.
He kept the door open as soon as I looked away from the door.
So what do you want me to do?
That's why I said I needed to check it.
I need to clear that room faster in that particular scenario.
But even then...
How could you truly know?
I'm going to kill you.
Don't get up. Don't leave me. Stay put.
They were right behind me.
Everything's fine. We have to move in your custody.
Idiots left me for dead.
The door is open, Judge.
Take every step you take.
Walk deeper into our hands.
of
When they say flank them they're not moving to blank it's just them shouting random shit
Beep beep beep yo meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
This is an influencer stream until further notice
Hmm. How would you like to be influenced today chatter
Yee-jee on May. What's that?
Tell me how to think.
Hmm.
Hi.
I
Mean coming tell me to vote for
Vermin supreme a
Candidate you can trust
And almost punch you
I just heard people crying and said dude, it's, it's really...
He was like right next to me, I just didn't see him.
You got a lock in you guys want to see you trying to see a 57 year old man lock in dude
Y'all trying to see a 78 year old man lock in
I'm not sure what to do.
Play with the squad.
Kixoo in the chest.
You fall 2000 feet into the water and die.
We want a cliff.
The signal's to be in full effect.
It's about to break it now!
God damn it!
I'm with you for the rest of it.
This is Tog, under 5th the jurisdiction.
Restraint verified.
Standby for forensic sleep.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow
Get up!
Haha, I can't come this way, bitch.
I'm safe.
They won't trip their own traps, I think.
I definitely heard some explosions go off in levels randomly and I think that might
be them like glitching out
I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean
Me, me, me, me.
Welp.
Urm.
Nice timing. I bled out, by the way.
We bled all the blood that we had left.
Like I was in that little like middle office on the right like directly out of sight like we we closed the door but he was like right there
He leavened the launcher load out
That might be a tomorrow thing i'm kind of feeling the shotgun right now, but man
I feel like we could probably do it with the launcher now
Maybe
Talk, Anfizer?
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
If it left it on,
will someone turn it back on?
We have a large contact.
We have one of us in contact with Park.
I'm passing this on an open train.
We're seeing a broken,
or two-in-a-divide.
Looks like it's being used to capture
the large-scale showcase.
Or two-in-a-divide.
Get the bomb squad to the left!
Get down on your knees!
Fuck! Don't shoot!
We're gonna get you right here.
That's gonna be hell of a story.
What was the murdering team?
Talk to entry team with flight to command.
The subject is restrained. Rate work entry team, oversight confirmed. Non-lethal application.
Judge, this is Tom J. Rees. Suspect is locking in a hijacking a calm.
And we're still some data about this. We can pull right along the line of the hold.
Can you confirm the official spot?
Where you cause more than we've placed, every fear leads to our desire.
Yippee!
Finally some good Christian music.
Hey man, brother man.
There's always a guy around here.
This might be the device we're looking for.
I'll load the receiver log so we'll be able to perfect anything.
I'm round the boat.
Look through a hole.
Now we've come to our safety.
And we're...
...in out of control.
We have a civilian in custody.
Come along to table two.
A proper conduct, a proper face.
We're tools of obedience that keep you docile.
It's a giant trap.
It's too quiet.
I don't think I would do this quiet.
Other number!
What I do though?
Alright.
Danger room, danger room, danger room.
Oh, this is what the fucking...
This is what the switch downstairs disables, okay.
Keycard?
No, you don't need a keycard.
You can just turn the doors off in the maintenance room.
That means I can't open them.
We could go downstairs.
No, I can't.
I super don't like this room, by the way.
I don't think I would ever win a firefighter in a shotgun.
Okay, the people aren't surrendering in here, which means I think there's no bad guys in there.
Do we trust our gut?
We are the point man. Oh, he's running. I see we trust our guy
We'll save you later, buddy
If you're going to shoot me just do it.
He just, he had a, he had, he just had a hunch, he just had a hunch, you know what I mean?
Yeah, he had a little inkling, maybe I was like right there, you know what I mean?
bwam bwam, bwam bwam, bwam, bwam bwam, bwam bwam, bwam bwam bwam bwa-
When they do that, if one of the AI squad is before them, then push for objective. Suspects may be barricaded inside.
Oh, can they be?
Nah. He just moved because I was close. They're cheated.
They hear footsteps unless you're walking so why didn't he immediately react to me getting close to that door though?
Why did it wait?
Oh, 4x for 7? Delicious plan. Ah, yeah, girl, 8x for 7.
Has even come close to finishing the level. Really 150 attempts. Still on this level.
What else? 151, sorry. I didn't even look at the count, I just
a poop sacking until you finish this game please help you're gonna die dude you need to poop now
Is this the final level at least?
No, there's like 20 levels up to this one.
I'm done. I will be back tomorrow. I can't right now, dude. I got