you
Good evening.
Hello Superfrod like in Jack's baby pig and Zen's new income at CSB. Thanks for subbing short. Thanks for the bits. TGC is the orange. Thanks for subbing
I've seen amounts of microwaving, playing stride at AWIC and GECW.
Oh, thanks for 100 months sleeping yet he is a listen in zero.
Me on KT souls come and have a God thanks for seven.
And microwave.
Thanks for God.
So I miss that.
Boom.
Yeah, I'm gonna fix my hair guys.
Looking good.
I look buff today. Thanks, the beef turntar and bar cocoa and minor chords of wizard biscuit and envoy of the end. Sorry, I'm going to end. You know how about God?
Alright, so old Scott, thanks for driving
You ever heard the original penis music from 1966? No, link it
I went Super Saiyan with all of your hair grow back.
I want alpha male one.
And this is what it looks like.
And this is alpha male too.
Plug mango and de young extra submit.
I found it low.
Mmm.
You like two hours to beat to the game and get started?
Yeah, but I want to talk to you guys first.
Is that chill?
Thank you.
in the 60s they really like splitting up like the audio channels like I don't
want to hear one thing happening in my right ear no one wants that
no one wants to hear a separate audio track in the right ear like solo
Any fatherly tips on how to ask my boss for a raise should threaten them.
by quitting. You say give me a razor I'm going to quit.
Gila, thanks for 7.
Any thoughts on how to survive a nuclear bomb?
Aren't you supposed to leave your mouth open so your organs don't explode or some shit?
Cumbo, crumb, chumbo, crumb, that's for seven.
Roll for the iframes.
Can you imagine a nuke drops and someone does that shit, dude, and hits the roll?
the holy fuck dude that would be so fucking sick man
and it works it probably wouldn't work
but like if you like rolls and then like stands up afterwards like while the explosion is happening in the background
that's pretty fucking cool
so section and shameful display thanks for so
Do I fit in my fridge? No. No.
How do I feel having NASA broadcasting our backside to the entire world?
I saw a clip of a guy say that the current mission is not real.
move job, thanks for 7
wipe fake something like this, that's what i wanna know
I don't know.
She played Dark Souls 2 before Dark Souls 3.
They're very different games, my man.
Build the Weenus 6 for 7, easy hole 6 for 7.
You are at least a semi-competent video gamer who's familiar with Dark Souls.
Dark Souls 2 is not only super easy, but probably kind of boring to complete.
Dark Souls 3 is when they started adding like bosses that are actually kind of like engaging.
The hardest part about Dark Souls 2 is not, and I mentioned the bosses specifically,
because you guys are dumb as hell and you have like a fixation on like ultimate abilities,
like bosses, like how long is it going to take me to get to the very end of this?
You know if you want the biggest possible gratification, right? So that's why I brought the bosses
But the hardest part Dark Souls 2 is the traversal and
Surviving that and it's not even that hard. I like Dark Souls 2
Oh, yeah, explain your fast issue with quarter zips the last year you bought four.
What is a quarter zip?
Now, this goes all the way down.
I just zipped it up there, so you can see me popping my collar if I decide to pop
my caller, which I'm going to do now.
Is this the new magic sword?
Yes, it is.
How's your chest hair situation?
Not good.
Do you about the people in power breeding?
with aliens, the grays. Yeah, sure. I'm sure that's happening.
People have a half alien offspring and they're hiding them in the area 51.
I'm stupid as hell, by the way. Here's a good tell.
I mean, I don't know, man.
They were kind of right about the baby eating cabal of billionaires.
Maybe we should maybe we should give him some grace about the alien experiment program.
They're right, because it was them.
Anyone, yeah, anyone in China, an alien.
Noobster Lakes for seven. Don't worry, as Miguel's band, he's not going to show up in a Pokemon outfit and catch you at the border.
I'm talking about space aliens. Job's over. I'm waking up Thursday. Thanks for sub it.
Hey, big tortoise, you are looking stunning today. Thank you. I can't get my my caller to pop.
Now ever since I can remember, I've been popping my collar, popping my collar, popping, popping my collar.
Now ever since I can remember, I've been working in these hoes.
Not a single member of 36 Mafia wearing a pot color in this album or by the way.
You know what'd be like a good, a good little YouTube video dude?
A tier list of early 2000s rap album covers.
Early late 90s, early 2000s.
Holy shit.
You got like three funny guys, dude. Talk about them. Oh my god.
Does that room smell like I got a candle? It's not active right now, though.
Smells like...
Oh, this room.
It smells like rock grifting
Can I do your squad when World War 3 starts? Yeah, dude, sure silk the shaka any album cover
Yeah, dude, like this this is perfect
Silt the shocker charge it to the game classic
deep
You know tone
Dude
Who is Iranian ex QC?
Did you do?
Tony said active when talking about a candle.
Sorry, I'm so SWAT build right now, dude.
I was playing a different game and I tried to lean around a corner and it was a game where you do not lean.
and certainly do not lean actually it's the same shit that happens when I play too much
room world dude whenever I'm doing something IRL in my brain I'm like seeing the status
menu in the bottom left that says like you know what tasks they're doing like in my brain
I'm seeing that.
Want to get some water?
I have any with Diablo 2.
Did you run like your character?
What happens if they stop you don't want to know
To come on Kyro thinks yourself it
Did Gen Z making fun of Millennials a
Colonist onk colonist chunk dude see you when I ran pussy
See you when I ran pussy
Yup, yup, yup, yup.
Can you explain that error for me?
So basically I'm losing it, and to make it make myself appear more powerful, I use my
headset to push it up.
got moved up that was not the draft age that was the enlistment agent you got own
yeah i'm not able body
i mean i'm sure they could find something for me to do though if i'm being honest
make me cook meals move boxes around drone pilot nothing nothing so valorous nothing so
Valor's clean some latrines
Communal
Dude oh hi, it's not fair. We already had a war dude for our generation man. It's not fair
Do we even got a worse than boomers? We got it. Well, hmm. Yeah, we got a worse than boomers
We're gonna do two wars now, dude
Well, they have World War two
The rumors are way after World War II, where they have Vietnam.
You have the dew acid smoke weed in the Vietnamese jungle.
That's a vacation.
Some of some Americans these days.
That's a summer vacation.
I want you to take ass and have a good time in the desert, I dare you.
Green screen looks, it makes your hair look fucking crazy.
It's not a real green screen.
NVIDIA broadcasts a program. If it was a real green screen you wouldn't see like the artifacting.
And to pose for the thumbnail.
All right, we got it. Oh, my fucks asleep. Oh fuck.
I wonder if my DoorDash will perform an Epic Halo 3 Nuke escape. They're driving a Warthog
to get my order to me before there's new kits. Dude, they don't have nukes, man. We're good.
I'm going to tell you right now if we get nuked though, straight up I'm going to hit
a clip.
I'm going to hit the funniest fucking clip.
I'm ready dude.
If I can hear the shockwave of Seattle getting nuked dude, I swear to God I'm going to
hit the funniest fucking clip.
Can you imagine?
Six seven is my window is obliterated by the chocolate and glass flies every
How many megaton six seven
Nervous laughter. How that chatter felt typing that? Nervous laughter, American.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
What's up bitch?
Fuck you.
You would appear you're slightly nervous right now!
Shitting asses is the...
You know, where do we nervous aren't you, Keetin?
I'm trying to speak my mother tongue to me, all right?
Do you know the French don't retaliate with nukes, they have it in doctrine that they
do nuclear war, they do nuclear warning shots.
I don't know what that means, what's the ramification of that?
They blow up your neighbor instead.
It's undefined on purpose.
Wait, real?
You guys want to listen to Rinky Dink 2?
the kill them be in the background kill them kill them am I allowed to listen
to this yes yeah
sing along oh I don't know the lyrics guys actually say what you guys first and
and then I'll join in.
How about that? Luke Sky talker,
likes yourself.
Guards?
Yes, Milo.
You guys know the bolt throwers
from Door Fortress Siege update?
Was that a little too niche for you guys?
They're basically chain guns that shoot crossbow bolts.
I
Sticky fish talk, I think
Is the lead thanks for subbing Fred takes for some
You love door fortress door for just really good man really freaking good
Rust dude, thanks for subbing. Are you gonna be playing on peanuts, right the wasteland rust server dude that shit looks holy
toy. That should look a little toy like a pimp, dude. Door fortress should be a big
wasn't for FPS death. I think they've improved that. Have they not, have they nay?
Haven't they, haven't they gotten better? Maybe it was room world I'm thinking if they got better.
It's multi-threaded now.
Can we listen to this? What is this traveler? Let's see.
Oh, American to Terrorists?
it's really kicking off out there and Fisher thanks for some of these cost
He called it a joint venture, but really it's just us picking up even more work
We have lost contact. We have lost contact in Park.
I'm catching this on an open street in the city.
I was looking at some Twitter device.
Looks like it's being used in separate large-scale cities and places.
The bomb spike is now gone!
What's going on here?
What's going on out there?
Take a look at this!
Judge, this is Tarnsh T.P.
Suspect is watching at hijacking our comms.
That was built from the other side.
We can move right along the hold.
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with this, but I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with this.
We have lost contact, we have lost contact with Fox, I'm catching this on an open frequency.
I
of
the
hahaha
The
police get down.
yep
Oh
We have one dead suspect here.
talk. No words are left. No one above you but us. We won't be so hopelessly concerned
with how you'll be received tomorrow for your failure. And that tomorrow is gone.
ZAC thinks we're seven? Yes I will.
This is talk. Federal chain established. All reports will be reviewed in real time.
I believe the CCTV is unattended. Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
We can get eyes on the building from here.
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
of
the
I had one. I reloaded my entire gun on accident.
fucking rushing
This is Toc, federal change.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Get eyes on the building from here.
We're about to contact the team.
We're about to contact the Toc.
I'm passing this on an open vehicle, please.
We're located on Twitter device.
Looks like it's being used in town, though.
Watch the vehicles to destroy ships.
We have all the ones to get up.
Time late!
We're about to get out of town.
Nice 5-7.
Hello, this is Doc, federal observer standing by for your go-ahead.
Unauthorized engagement.
Oversight, scheduling, disciplinary action.
We are not easy.
Yeah
20 is not that big of a KD if I'm being honest
what
You got to get stuff back to you.
I can't move, this is happening.
Officers are outside, go!
Disarm him!
of
Die here, all for the hack and all.
You're gonna be okay.
Are you serious right now?
Leave the fuck. We have a civilian in custody and ready to transport.
Look at your power, Chief!
I don't deserve this.
The point came with.
Don't fade away.
Baby, I will do that.
They come back, they come!
of
Why don't you wedge doors?
It's a good question, man.
Why don't you fuck yourself?
Stay cool, man.
Stay cool.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm going to try to get to the other side of the map.
I don't know what to do with this.
We might we might have the big stair room left and that's a
of
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Don't need to stay put.
It was supposed to be just a story.
Tell me where you go greenback.
Cometaceous fall for it.
Can your altars build while being used?
The suspect is down.
This is Tocca.
He died when he sprained your knee.
He heard it.
of the United States of America!
One, two, three!
We live!
I don't know if I fuck with this song anymore.
It's a live. It's like a liberal.
Ew. Ewie.
You alright?
Oh, no.
We've got a dead suspect here.
Intercom, contact the line.
The truth is similar.
They were in your way.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
of
I'm pretty sure he came for the same door, I just uh...
I wasn't sure if I heard that.
Look dude!
That guy came from downstairs, I think.
Pretty confident he came from the same way.
Are there guards here?
Yes, below.
Take the ox, brother. I'm gonna get some coffee.
Do-do-do-do-do-do!
Do-do-do-do-do! Be right back!
I
Haven't really gotten into vtubers yet
Sure, it's fantastic. I saw this one or it was a giga. Oh nice
I would say check in the lobbies
Oh my God is
He got my goddess
He got my goddess my wife
In the fucking hole!
Yeah!
Oh!
Fuck!
Oh!
Control me!
Fuck!
Oh!
Fuck!
Oh!
You
I
of
That's a tough one, boys.
So close to getting up those fucking stairs, man.
Ay, ay, ay.
We got almost fully cleared that floor dude.
Mmm.
You look like Kramer, you look like a bitch.
Are we clear?
I
Can't find us all elements civilians may still be present
How do they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprise they haven't cut the feed cameras are still active. We're likely being watched upon entry
We have lost contact with the enemy, they have lost contact with us.
We are casting them on an open frequency.
We're working it, start squirming the bikes, open speed, use the camera to watch the signal to be explosive.
We've lost contact with the channel, scramble it.
We have lost contact with the channel.
Get out of the house, get out of the house!
Oh, good.
Hey!
Stay calm.
Holy shit, thank you.
What was the value of the tank?
Deepwoodsville, this is Toc.
Federal observer standing by for your go-ahead.
Detainment confirmed. Maintain chain of custody for review.
Carbine well, thanks for 7.
Get out of there now!
We're gonna get you out of here.
Oh, yeah, big dog.
Suspect is looking at hijacking our comms and we're still seeing a message.
We can do more. I don't want to have to hold it.
Can you confirm this official?
of
I'm not sure if it's the right way to go, but I'm going to try to get to the bottom of it.
You may be getting closer to the 6th Smith, I'm securing it and establishing full vital.
Data, suspects, lies, everything you do feeds into our ledger through your hands.
Get the exit, officers are waiting outside.
If you have a weapon, you can use it as a shield, but it's not as powerful as the other weapons.
I was like I kneeling
Watch my back, disarming.
I wasn't confident on the head shot dude.
So I turned my MBGs off so I had a clear sight of my hired side.
Should we have taken the shot?
Does the eagle mark that guy even if it's below the head?
Why is the AI in this game so dog-shit?
Explain.
What do you mean?
Seems like they own me.
Command.
I believe the CCTV is unattended.
The winger?
It says mission failed.
You'll get him next time, BG.
Oh, but yeah.
They have big tools.
Big tile and all.
Yeah, but that gives you the autism.
Teal and all.
I took some Tylenol today.
Am I autistic now?
No!
Hi.
Come on, man.
Hi. Come on, man.
People do this is talk federal observer standing by for your go-ahead
Like the oversight initiating inquiry
Operation terminated my says declaring mission compromised prepare all available units for extraction
That's crazy, I didn't hear that guy he didn't do anything. He just stood there with his gun up dude little bastard
What a freaking bastard arena, Bastati!
That's what I say in Italy, by the way, in the old country.
Bastati!
Like a biscotti?
See how this was a little...
More than a feeling...
Me-nee-nee-nee-ow-me-ow-me-ow.
Come on
Biggie butana dude who thought that was a hard insult by the way
Biggie butana that's what you're gonna call me
I haven't made up my mind yet.
Oh, not Jesus!
More than appealing!
Cool!
I'll play bitch fucking Jabber ass fucking what do you even show me with a glock
More than a feeling, baaannnnnnnyy.
There's a good song to shoot bad guys too.
Hungry like the wolf by Duran Duran.
I
Maybe don't face check the rooms
That was in a real attempt case that was obvious
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding.
They keep watching.
We have one squad at the top of the team.
I'm passing this moment open to you, team.
Open it.
Don't ruin the fight.
Look my feet, Mr. Chamberlain.
Watch the team.
Watch this.
We have one squad at the top of the team.
Got it!
We have one squad at the top.
Sh!t!
Shut up!
Judge, this is Tars Deary, suspect of unlocking and hijacking the farms that were still from the other island.
We can move right along the road. Can you confirm the decision?
These guys are just ready with those.
I'm gonna move more.
I thought for sure I missed that, boys.
That's my fault. I thought he was lying to me. Fuck! Dude, I wanted to look at both
DOORS, MAN!
OK, bitch!
Slurpee boilics or something?
You can take tactical door stoppers will you so you only need to watch one door sweet
We're called wedges by the way.
I'm sorry, I can't tell you what I'm talking about.
This is talk of the chain established.
Arrest included. Maintain readiness for further contact.
This is protocol.
You have to stop them!
We've talked to the standing by observers.
Deepa, too. This is talk. Federal observers standing by for your go ahead.
Restraint verified. Maintain hourly integrity.
Judge, this is Todd Steeley. Suspect has been walking and hijacking her comms.
And we're still being alerted. We can move right along the road.
Can you confirm the potential?
Nope.
Contact deferred.
Police!
Dude, I had his ass, man.
I just switched like half a second earlier. I was panicking, man.
Fucking bitch, man.
Fucking bitch, man. Fucking stupid bitch, man.
You're getting worse, Bleach.
We in a mess? Yeah.
We have one contact in the park.
I'm catching this on an open frequency.
I'm working on some sort of device.
The flight speed here is at the temperature of one single speed.
We're fixed.
We're on the flight here now.
God bless you.
I'm not going to die.
Get out of here.
I'm not going to die.
Time to take a break, sir.
Suspect is watching at hijacking a calm.
The death was still to be around us.
We can slide along after hold.
Any confirmed official?
Entry fee, sir.
Suspect is deceased.
Oh, God, what can do?
Well, good to know the, uh, wand does not detonate this laser bomb.
Good to know.
That's what I'm talking about.
Where is that motherfucker?
We got one dead suspect here.
We got a dead suspect here.
We're so fucking dead, actually.
DOC 5 says that the Deeper Digital Interpreter is getting stronger.
You may be getting closer to the Deeper Digital Interpreter by securing it and establishing control.
It is vital.
The Interpreter is your tether.
I'll cut them all and you'll be free.
For us.
Well, we could allow him on the first floor, which means we won't get like a weird plank
like that one time.
Downside we have no HP.
I don't even think I killed that first guy bro, I'm gonna be honest
Swishy, thanks for sub it
VOD viewers not hearing the music. Where's the skid-so doing?
Command.
Need a weapon swap more? Bleach.
Borealomax 6-4-7.
Get eyes on the building from here.
They will hear around YouTube TV, that is true.
This is Torch, civilian captain ready for traitors.
This is Torch, with 5-phil on overwatch. Detainment successful. Nice work, entry team.
I saw jobs. This is Todd.
The suspect has been working at hijacking the comms.
That was still something to do with this.
We can override them long enough to hold it.
Take a follow-up official.
God damn it.
That guy is... found him!
Where's the craft?
of
Dr. Spine says the Deeper Tiddles interfere with getting stronger.
You may be getting closer to the speedometer by securing it and establishing control with its vital...
This point is the point. We built the fire. Now walk into it.
But you've hated the flames. Fill them upon your flame.
of
He's in the corner.
Okay.
F**KING GUY!
F**K!
Freak my boozey, dude.
Freak my freaking pussy. I told you guys always check that corner, bro
There's always if there's one guy over there
There's always two of my experience and one of them is stuck behind the file cabinet
Yeah, I learned so thanks for 66 months
People to let's just talk with five on oversight secondary team standing by for extraction maintain
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended surprised they haven't cut the feet
Wax door, thanks for the 7th.
Blah blah.
Did John Wick ever use a deagle?
a deal is that cool niggie spoon takes her stuff
talk to she thinks for a second
I'm about to give them all the turn stock up by the way
I cannot stand
Thank you, armor.
I got something runs away and hides coward
of
the
Don't!
We don't care about him!
I got ran in the head. What a freaking pussy.
We can live our armor eight god was 20 bullets
me
Nido burrito
He's in the fucking corner again, by the way.
I don't understand.
I do not, I don't understand.
I thought I didn't get them, but...
Now we can talk. We've got a dead sus back here.
Commander Deepletoon.
You carried our foes through every wall in the city.
Super Mario, can you make us so walled to see?
It doesn't keep tiring.
They're making out gay
Wait, no there's not a bottle, right fellas?
Sorry man, I thought you were a terrorist.
I heard footsteps.
Oh yeah, big, big style, dead.
I mean surely there's not a guy in here after all the gunfire that just happened around.
Hey, cover me bro.
Oh my god, oh my god.
They're coming! Run!
I can't stay here!
Stop.
Put your hand up!
Oh, fuck!
I'm just press! I'm just press!
Go to the exit, stay quiet and stay low.
move to the exit
no fucking clue where that guy went, he went off and pulled the alarm but
The bolts are so big.
Big and masculine
I'm afraid I'm going to get shot in the back again.
Oh, no.
We don't like the long open door staring directly at us.
I think we're good though.
From there.
Backdoor closed.
I do not think there's anyone in here.
I get to open this door dude, guaranteed.
The
Snitch!
There was a guy on my left.
We have to get them to come over here somehow.
Hold up.
No, that door slows.
Put your hands up! Get down on your knees! Hands up! Down on your knees!
I'm not a hero!
Police! Come out now!
Grins evilly?
Hands on your head! Move! Down on your goddamned knee!
Get down! I want to see hands up!
Oh
Hello
get down. Get down. I want to see hands.
Well, I really want to clear this room, but...
You'll be okay.
your head. Hands up! Do it now! Down on the ground now!
You know you wanna! This room's so cool!
It's cubicles!
Get on the ground now! Hands up now!
Get down on your knees! Hands up!
Police! Get down! Police! Down on the ground!
Hands on your head! Hands up!
Drop to your knees! Let me see those hands!
Hands on your head! Do it now! Down on your knees!
Get down and keep your hands up!
Hands on your head now!
Hands up now!
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I heard like two different sets of footsteps like from this room right here.
here.
I don't know where they could be up here.
I can't be careful.
Those guys there, it's not enough.
That is a hostage where these guys yelling from
We have four flashbangs.
I did not see that guy.
I
I'm not sure I can open this door after I close it up.
I gotta sneeze.
I got a sneeze.
No!
I think they never taught us how to jump in.
I don't think they ever taught us how to jump in SWAT school
I'm aseven that you made. how do you do it, ok?
Kill it to the judge.
Wait, don't kill me!
Stay down and shut up!
You don't need me, I'm just a journalist.
Stay here if you know what's good for you.
Sorry. I'm Sowie.
Get down on your knees!
This.
I do it for the love of the game, baby.
Well, we got two flashes.
I think we should try to go up the stairs and look for the ammo.
Just to figure out where it is.
Oh, so here's the bomb, I think.
bomb I think.
Talk. We found nothing. Laptop and re-learn the inventory.
5-8 tells us this might be the device we're looking for.
I'll load the receiver logs and we'll be able to prevent detonation with a score of 2-3 with V.
Open me now.
I opened that door.
Don't know. Don't care.
I got two flashbangs and a dream.
Where were the stairs?
I don't know.
Who said that?
I heard a very distant ship.
Dude, like, how are you actually supposed to clear those stairs?
That's insane.
There should have flashbang at the roof and pray
A shield
Is up there
Do we gamble
Do we gamble just
Hold our flash for as long as we can and try to run up to the left and then just ignore the right
There's no safe way to do this alone, there just isn't if I had more flashbangs I could like spam them as I ran up there
Kind of wish these doors were closed as well
We could try banning him.
Okay, I'm hard committing left. I'm not gonna look to my right by the way here we go
of
Where's that guy saying area clue from?
Rough flashes, by the way.
Surely a third guy does not come from the right, right?
Awww.
That's so nuts.
actually so nuts play what oh my god
we might be clear though
There could be a guy in there, but I don't know if he's in there or not, but I don't know if he's in there or not, but I don't know if he's in there or not.
I'm here.
Who the hell are we, guys?
Well, we gotta get out of here.
the
I'm going to watch.
I assume the courtroom's in the middle.
We cannot enter the courtroom before we locate the VIP suspect.
Or reload on ammo, one of those two.
I passed the ammo box.
sure big man this thing right here. Oh yeah.
It's a sneaky box. You think all of them have ammo?
I'm kind of afraid to go in there because I'm not sure if that's the
Yeah, a quarter of a knot.
Look, I won't move! I just need my hand to break it! I can do my job!
Move!
Don't be stopped if you are concerned. I'll be received tomorrow for your failure.
I couldn't say a thing.
I should have shot the roof and uh, you aren't even close to being this?
Yeah dude, I get it.
You either did it yourself or you googled it dude, that's awesome.
Me when I'm watching something, hmm, I think I'll look up the ending to this show.
Me when I'm playing a video game, hmm, I think I'll look up the most optimal build.
I think I'll look up the ending to this game that I'm playing right now.
Bad cuz bad. Yeah, I'm pissed.
I'm a fucking loser! I'm a loser!
I'm gonna go pee. I'm gonna go pee as our guard here.
JC did this third try? I don't know who that is.
Yes, below.
Do you?
Alright, passes you the ox, my man. I'll be right back. Be right back real quick.
9 out of 25 holy yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna explain this again because um if I do
not hit F on a corpse after I kill someone it does not count towards suspect
secured okay there's I do not get that far only killing nine guys I'll be right
This one's for the believers.
Give me a favor and say piss for like 5 seconds.
Piss.
Don't type role that I tried guys.
I tried.
Play online?
Please, please, please!
Look I know how it goes with fighting game players, okay? They're like, dude you're not that bad. Dude you're getting better. You're getting better.
Yeah, you're getting way better right now. Oh, yeah, take it
I really want to grow the community
Really want to grow the fucking community. Yeah, take it. This is your first game, huh? Yeah
I
Roast you, huh
Well, I'll see what I can do
He wanted me to roast you for calling you calling yourself a god gamer
But then not playing Metal Gear Solid 4. I'm working on it man. I'm actually working on it
also said and look these are his words not mine that you're bald and dumb you
have a fake wife and kid that you drink microwave cold brew coffee don't know
how to drive a car I do you yell at twitch chat all the time I don't that
you love getting roasted that you love being cold bald and stupid and that
you're always late for stream and that you drive a Tesla that you always
talk about that you don't actually drive I do and I don't and also that you say
gig a lot I don't know if that's true or not and listen I don't like calling
people bald and stupid but he says you enjoy it so I don't you know take it in
that spirit okay use tracking guys tracking's OP no one can hide from you
and you will see footsteps of other people and the one thing that can
Gigafuck you is getting jumped by a rogue up close and that gigafuck's everybody
Gigafuck's everybody. So if you got the if you got tracking you can see where that their footsteps went
Okay, and then you'll know where they are like, oh, he's literally right there in the fucking corner
But shoot him you won't get jumped
Use your traps if you're solo ranger use your fucking traps literally think of a route
That you've cleared through the level place a trap at every door
Which, by the way, you can crouch jump over traps to, uh, like, you know how doors have
that little frame at the top that, like, normally prevent you from jumping?
Crouch jump.
Your hitbox no longer exists up top if you crouch jump and you can literally just jump
through doorways.
So maybe you get creative with it, doesn't matter.
Anyway, traps will save your life one million...
Oops.
Search.
Yup, I'm requesting.
This clan has too many outstanding applications.
Uh-oh.
If so, let's room in the camper now.
Yeah, for this.
My piss ain't dumb.
God, just take my skip, man! Fucking gross, dude! I know there's a hidden block somewhere!
Ah
Primes nothing's wrong with primes. Okay, I was speaking to a prime club
All right, someone who has the ability to give me money
Do I only ever call out when they complain?
Please do this please do that
But in second meanwhile, they probably gonna do a fucking youtuber, okay?
come here after they've come they got the post-nut clarity and they're like hey I
want you to do something for me guess what fuck you I do it shit for you
motherfucker
I tried taking the portal away from him.
The nuclear bomb from space.
I mean some of you may not have seen that rimworld playthrough, but we got raided by
I met Queen after landing our ship almost immediately,
which meant we couldn't fly away with our ship.
So we had to fight, and I decided to give the kids grenades,
and they got mowed down, like instantly.
I'm not confident they even got a grenade off.
Oh, and if you find journals from the other expeditions,
make sure you save them for us.
A noble sacrifice that I have full-bodied children right now.
it's him play how well I'll be dog safe
we love a good mini game
Perfect. Well, we saw the top floor, then died.
We know where the ammo box is.
What if we just like try to rush it dude?
Like hard rush.
Rush B dude.
5.7 only works on the head.
Five-seven only works on that head.
My gun's floating.
It's an unencoupled and ready for trailers.
Keep with you, Mrs. Tocke,
Federal observer standing by for your go ahead.
Roger that, entry team.
Confirm visual for transfer.
Get out of there now!
Get on the ground now!
I
Stay here you know what's good for you
death of
I'm on the ground. I'm not moving.
Get your hands behind your back. They killed so many. I killed so many.
I can't do my nails.
I
Seems I'm shaking
if
These guys aren't just regular thugs.
It's too far. It's not supposed to be this far.
And you're being caught. Disinfected...
The door's open.
Doc, 5-0 Deeper 2. Interference is getting stronger.
You may be getting closer to the 6th smith, by securing it and establishing it's own final...
The door's open. Confirmed. Something's wrong. Interference that you take walks deeper into our air.
Wait... did not check for a trap?
I'll get him.
I'm for that.
Watch my back. Disarm it.
Put your hands up!
Where'd he go?
of
Get down to your feet!
The fuck!
Call your guard!
Big!
of
the
death of
I was concerned with how you'll be recieved tomorrow for your failure, and that tomorrow is gone.
I fucking miss!
I saw him at the corner too, did I?
Aw shit.
Oh
But on heavy armor you
I
Don't
Access Point
I'm talking to Mark. I'm casting this line open for your attention.
I'm looking at some sort of device that's supposed to be in your control room.
Watch single-signal, full-signal.
You're both right there now.
Got it!
Stop it!
Let me go!
Take him out of here!
Hands up!
Hands up now!
It is shit!
It is shit.
The subject is down.
This is Todd.
Federal Jain established copy that target's fatality log over cycle dispatch coroners post up
We got a dead suspect here
We can still see around here. We can still ride along as a whole.
Okay, confirmed official.
Time to make a kill!
We have one death suspect here.
It's another myth George. You're here with us now.
I
Saw a blade
Same spot? That's a hard spot. That's a hard spot. Especially if the door's open. We actually
got the easy version.
Do I peak with a non-lethal gun at long range? Hmm. Car accident? Zip Tyler thinks for 7.
Open, open!
I'm gonna get you out of here.
The Thousand Grand Stair, dude.
Entrify the target. Civilian captain ready for traitors.
This is Toggs, under 5th of jurisdiction. Restraint verified. Maintain ROE integrity.
Come out slowly!
You're gonna be okay.
All the stuff they were saying, they just mumbled on and on.
Judge, this is a common case reason.
Suspect is blocking and hijacking her comms and we're still sending it on the bench.
We can move along the line of the holding.
Can you just follow the official?
Who is this?
I miss that. That was weird.
to be restrained and ready for transport.
Over here are you.
I didn't think anyone would come.
We have to get him in our custody.
We gotta get suspect here.
Police! Get your hands up!
We're not your enemy. We're guys.
Signing post. Each one of you close it to us.
We got a dead suspect here.
In case people were too long you'd want to put in a pasteurized ritual so that we can't
face truth.
Get down!
Oh
Watch my back
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
Can I please denorm this?
It's a new trap.
Leave the fuck. We have one dead suspect here.
Every death has a purpose.
It's a rhythm.
And you keep perfect time.
of
the
Big rip
What?
How about a little bit?
How many hours are down? Shit!
of
I think I only had one or two left, that's fine, that's fine.
How long we gonna sit down?
Shit!
of
the
right here
of
the
Allons talk. One civilian detained.
Hear new talk here.
Tags, labels, names.
All rendered meaningless.
It all belongs to us, and they end.
Clothed. Stake away the bad guys.
Is my camera still good?
We need to talk. We have to go into custody.
Oh, you hold them. I will hold you.
And that's the most price-custody of all.
Off the river.
Take the suspect here.
of
Ashes are 5,000 so he pooped his pants.
We need to be quick here.
This is some serious abuse of power! You think I'm the problem?
What happens to you after is if I call.
and
I can't believe this is happening.
I had the bandit so I was like
I was like 0.4 seconds of flashing I got by the way. Fuck man.
You know in that scenario maybe we do carry a couple of flashbangs because like we can
We don't have to swap weapons to throw a flashbang, right?
Do we have to send 10 things or something?
How pissed are you gonna be if this,
at the end of this it ends up being like a weird dream?
Um, I wouldn't be surprised and I wouldn't be pissed either.
It's obvious, it's a neurotoxin that they're using, right?
So it would make sense.
I
Can you smoke a jay absolutely under five the jurisdiction
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feet. They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything
They're no longer hiding, but watch out.
Why not the nine bangs?
Oh, I'm trying to only bang one time.
That went through the glass by the way.
Good enough.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
So I mean by the just got random shit
Probably, huh?
I'm on the ground, just calm down.
Turn around, turn around, keep your hands up.
You're gonna be okay.
Are they gone?
Are we safe?
Not quite, buddy.
civilian captain prep for you back
let's just talk
speaking from inside your signal
configure D
such a fragile thing
you'll trade it soon
and fill relief when you do
why is this door open?
not the guy ever closed it
If I don't see anyone over here, I'm just gonna walk into this room every time and if there
happens to be a guy back here one time, dude, I die.
I just accept that.
Didn't ask.
Oh, your friend had to go hard in front of your friends, dude?
Oh, Chris.
Remember the time you shit yourself in school, dude?
Yeah, but your little friends didn't know that, dude.
Hey, everyone, I got shit himself at school.
One of the hottest chicks in my high school shit
yourself at school.
Shweep!
She got fuckin' owned.
It can happen to anyone.
Yep. Even Stacy, bro.
The frequency emitter might be the device we're looking for, upload the receiver logs and we'll be able to prevent detonation with a split frequency.
Put your hands up! Get down! Hands up! Do it now!
You know, I'm not sure if there's more than one person in there.
Oh, it really happened.
I want to worry why not.
The people are still in the building!
Stop!
Elephant drop, civilian captain ready for traitors.
Let me talk to her.
I'm not going to let you down.
You've been scaring them all, Easter Voss, longer.
Can you take me down now?
of
death
I think it's left me for dead.
Move there.
I think that guy is above me.
the one talking
Get out of here now.
I
Shit.
The hell is going on here?
Shit.
Good!
Well, not much left to do, but to die.
I'll come back to you.
No!
Come on, man.
Come on, man!
Come on, man.
I think we got a clue of mid.
He's probably just gonna move when I move.
So fucked up, man.
These guys are just regulates, folks.
This is not your failure.
It is Rebirth.
Blind? Where was he? Was he on the right?
behind the desk ship
fuck dude
replay I mean you guys saw him I believe you I'm not doubting I'm not a
doubter that was pretty good I just I wish we could do this without a wand
Dude because I was just walking with a shield at that point. I mean we might be able to do with that along
No shot
Oh
You know try it like if I can save my shield for that point
it could be good it could be good if I need the wand
regardless I want to go pee get some coffee
thank you Garchan
I will return
I
How many times do I have to fucking tell you, Hire?
Resume
Thank you Everstone Studio for sponsoring the stream.
How do you win this game?
Oh, oh, oh, we'd game.
We'd get battle pass points for battle pass.
Win unlock gold gunskin.
Win complete game.
Oh.
Go forth brave giant robot.
I'm saying is if my cat turned into a catcruel, I would have sex with it.
fix the problem for good okay are you glad you glad to be home now
Do you see them on us?
Oh wait a second, blow it up boys.
Blow it up.
See them?
Can you say it loud?
A mama.
I don't know why I'm a mama.
That's the one daddy drew.
Watch out.
Go get your mommy.
I told you guys that's how he says it love you buddy
Nice
Of my love my son
You
of
what up gangsters
will play as
Guys, phone.
You pick up the phone please, I'm busy.
You gonna have a birthday fishbowl 16 in chat?
happy 70th birthday to fishbowl happy 70 bro
there's your birthday as well happy birthday moose knuckle
happy birthday cum blaster 420 husband I got up
Can my dog get a birthday, happy birthday too?
Now fuck your dog bitch.
Fuck yo dog, skinny and pump kaboos and Brazil.
Fuck yo dumbass dog, babe.
Keep with him.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Gamers are still active.
It's not my birthday can you say six seven six seven
Civil report filed for decayment. Oversight reviewing.
You guys think we can do it? We're on the realsies?
Do you think I got the panache?
Yes? Thank you.
Thank you.
You can? Oh my god, I'm feeling the power right now.
I'm feeling the fucking power right now, dude.
You can kill the view.
...
We got a land those boys got a fucking land those you know so that Sun Sue art of war page
47 parchment 47 you're fact checking that no don't do that
I'll do that.
Just take me at my word.
I'm an influencer.
Would I ever stare you wrong?
Don't please that thing, Billbitt.
Yeah, I think they're okay up there.
Yeah, glad good.
And found these.
I
Need to stop
That's fine. That's fine. We're getting a little goopy with it. That's fine, that's fine.
That's fair, that's fair.
That's not a thing for something. Get a little goopy with it, dude.
Sometimes you gotta get a little silly moes.
Get a recreate this level from memory in the Sims after you win.
Maybe like a Minecraft house of this building.
Put some villagers in that bitch.
ha some pillagers at the top oh yeah now we're talking dude
you know it's so well
did i
I
Smoke so much weed growing up man my short-term memory is
I would not be able to recreate this, I promise.
Although the longer we play, the closer it is to becoming a long-term memory.
We're all around the elite 6% of the company's debt, so how are you on this Taco Tuesday?
Good. And we'll consider tripping 5-7, is that it? Thank you.
Thank you.
Surprise.
You know what?
Listen to the exhibit.
Yoishi Tenkai, Boring Museum Exhibit.
the
the head fires always always swag dude every time
I don't
Who opened this door?
God?
Oh no.
Is this pervert?
of
Just a show instead of a podcast.
Oh, fuck, I'm dead.
Any bad dudes in here?
I don't know.
Do we get deja vu?
Yeah, I do actually.
Do we get deja vu?
Yeah, I do actually.
That's an evil spirit possessing you by the way.
Shut the hell up, man.
Looks for shoes.
Lecture me.
More.
Did you do Morse?
I call Morse, by the way.
I said Morse code.
Look, I won't move, I just need my handbrake, I can do my job.
One million percent there's a guy near by the way.
I didn't want to use another flashbang, they're so quick, yeah, I didn't want to use another
flashbang I feel I feel like dead we can't use three flashbangs oh my god
dude we can't we can't we freaking cannot dude
meh meh meh meh meh meh way not you can reload at the ammo box later can't you
yeah but if we don't have the flashes to get to the ammo box it becomes a
Really bugger yard
Why use the team
Unfortunately in getting to this mission we killed 200 cops of the game stop killing us people to recruit
and
swag on for the replay due
You guys on the bottom is good, there's still less people later.
LSPD, come out now!
Stay here.
360 restraint?
My arm, asshole!
Don't drop me, company.
Tell me, Captain.
Suspect is watching and hijacking the farm.
That was still some mail, and it's waiting for us.
All right, I'm off the hold.
Can you just follow me to the station?
Now for my favorite room, this door is a dumbass.
Kappa? No dumbass this time.
Aw man!
Well, well, well.
Does anyone see Leona?
Who the fuck is Leona?
Leave the area, officers are outside.
Trust me, it's okay.
I promise you'll be okay.
I think he's on the stairs.
That's a certified Monka Giga moment.
I can do it.
Soldier clear!
Entry team caught. We have a...
Now we're caught. Suspect is deceased.
What up my chatters?
This guy set it with the heart already.
Whoa!
He's got the pass.
Alright, that chatter gave me the best dude.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
I think there's a guy at the top of the stairs.
You said it what they are? Okay, well if anyone's allowed to say chatter, it's me.
and establish your own files.
The door's open, Judge.
Each step you take walks deeper into our heads.
Why has the door never closed?
Gen Z appropriated the chat word, dude.
You know what I mean?
It's not fair.
Surprise!
Oh!
Ah!
What the f-
Like four bullets?
No spooky side man?
Well, that door's open.
Never a good sign.
We hate when that door's open, actually.
Let's go as close though, which is base.
Ooh, pretty light. You know you want to say something out loud.
Like, oh, please!
Fuck!
We've been made!
Shoo!
Ah!
Scream, it's the buds!
What you guys, it's been a white guy saying.
I like holding it right there, Buster.
Drats?
That way the drats is a good one, actually.
News flash, buddy.
Watch it, bud!
Okay, how about this, though?
Grass is grass and I've got the lawnmower.
Ooh, too long?
Dude, my grandpa used to say that, though.
Okay, he did not see us.
Surprise!
Oh! He came back!
He came back with something in the bag!
That's a mystery.
Your ass is grassed. I've got the lawnmower, dude.
It's a gay innuendo.
No, it's just like I'm gonna beat your ass.
That's how I took it.
You bet your sweet bippy I do.
No one has ever said you bet your sweet bippy ID.
No one has ever said that I should.
Every game.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprise them and cut the feet.
You can get eyes on the building from here.
You in what army?
I like that one.
We have one contact.
We're talking.
I'm catching this.
I don't have any.
That's an edit and eddy saying?
I don't remember that.
of
the
death of
the
Pop a squab buster cool beans I was like in the early 90s thing I wasn't like just a
white guy thing cool beans dude you find like a dairy farmer no way I was a
Okay, I don't like that one.
Hold your horses!
Someone said a cool one, Jett. How the hell are you?
Wait...
Dude, uh-uh.
Surprise.
They talk about my 1Ds, they actually do do that.
There he is when you see a guy, you know?
There he is.
I like that.
Play CS2 in Unbox.
You guys want some gambling content?
But it's like cute gambling
because it sounds like with money.
You know what I mean?
But they do cost money? Yeah, but it's just like items and stuff. It's not like real money, though.
But if I get a good one, I am going to sell it to a guy in Saudi Arabia or some shit.
If that's chill.
I'm trying to make sure the crown prince of Saudi Arabia has all the knives he wants.
Surprise, bitch!
to
work and are hardly working classic
wiggles fingers don't mind if I do
important side note chatter you said dog eat dog it's dog eat dog in the future
it's not like snoop doggy dog it's dog eat dog
I'm not even facing you yet.
Now he was using his telekinesis bullets to shoot the bullets from the ground at me.
He like lifted them up and then, you know, he wasn't using his gun, he was using his
telekinesis.
Idiot.
It's a doggy dog world.
I had things for seven oh my back dude I sit in like a weird position when I play
this game it's a dirty game it's a dirty world my so-called came to a bragg day
girl
TV's unattended
Chip off the old block look what the cat dragged in
all that no bag of chips that's that's big late 80s midwestern mom energy
This is Todd, with my cell on overwatch.
The strength successful. Oversight tracking all custody points.
No shit Sherlock? Oh my god. There's so many white guy sayings.
Bucko? Classic?
Come out and get down!
Stay stay calm
Talk to them
I think there's a guy behind me I guess we'll see when we die smile
Best room incoming? No boots? Alright. Cringe version? Hold it.
Gotta land those here.
What a spot.
You're cruising for a bruising?
They're cruising for a bruising pal!
You already said that one, did I?
I don't think so.
I don't think we said that one.
For Pete's sake, yeah, who is Pete anyway?
You guys ever figure that shit out?
Oh, Pete Hanks said.
Oh, yeah. Now that makes sense.
Saint Peter? I assumed it was the guy from Pete and Pete.
You know Pete?
Who? Pete. From Pete and Pete.
The door's open, Judge.
In every step you take, walks deeper into our hands.
Oh, it's so fucking deep.
I'm gonna go get a knife.
Dave!
Surprise!
of
We have one death suspect here.
They died to make space for what's coming.
Different death to this point was an obstacle in our way.
Alright, let's check for corner lad.
Surely no corner lad, right?
He can't come out.
Actually, wait.
He totally can't they don't care about locked doors the doors not locked to the
He'll be alright dude
I'm closing.
I'm forgetting.
I'm moving forward every night.
Jiminy Christmas?
Wait, that- that is a good one.
How'd he turn down the Dibbago or something? How'd he kill that guy?
I used my auto-windgun.
Pretty confident there's a guy over there.
Gap it.
I can't fucking see.
farted
No way he sees me, right?
I don't think he can see me.
What a spot.
I cannot hit that guy.
He ain't moving.
He's on the stairs.
There's a guy in this room as well.
Double checks for traps.
Did imagine the workout crouching and doing this must be holy fuck.
This guy's doing lunges perpetually, man.
Not how working out works have you ever done it.
Meanwhile that bitch in chat, per after five pushups.
Oh fuck.
Hehehe.
And before that's the most ripped chatter of all time.
You think you would've memorized it by now?
It's fucking random, dude.
The suspect is down.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Big guy who's sprained your name.
You know, honestly, tripping this might be good.
Yeah, let's do it.
Bores you with the door?
Okay.
Should we agree that is the question
Alright, where'd Billy go?
No, he's still there.
Where's Billy to, uh...
I think he's like in the middle.
We have one dead suspect here.
All over here, sweetie.
I think he's so hot and spooky.
Doesn't he get tiring?
I don't need to talk.
We got that suspect here.
Oh.
of
now
who dare
We about to have a shootout boys
I don't think there's anyone in there.
I'm just going to extract you.
There's no living wish to come true.
That was the last two guys in my fort for sure by the way.
Did you guys see that? Generally stack up means there's more than one. Yeah, I know. I thought
he was further back. Look, dude, listen, okay, stop trying to apply logic to their, their
callouts because they will, they will do incorrect callouts or call so makes sense. They will
say withdrawing and then rush your ass, dude. Okay. Stop. I'll tell you what, post
clear of this on hard solo in chat and then we can have a dialogue and then I
will respect your opinion about that
I
Hi
We need to get you in custody.
This is Tom, with 5-0 on Overwatch.
Arrest complete, standby for confirmation.
LSPD, come on, come on, slowly!
Beats your ass.
Stay calm.
I ain't freaking out for one game, thanks for the result.
I heard them rambling.
I hate taking this job, so I won't.
I won't take it.
I'm Jane the Killer!
And I'm Natty.
Purgatory Theory.
I'm a female Jeff the killer.
I
Okay, weird.
Where's the other guy?
If you don't want me for that...
Don't need it. Stay calm.
Waaah!
Civilian couldn't go for me back.
What's going on?
We're taking about every time we reset after drive soon, good.
Very good.
Glad to hear that.
I said to keep it down. Interpreters are getting stronger. You may be getting closer to the six-meter pipe, securing it and establishing control with final...
Release safety solitude. It's another new death, Judge. You're here with us now.
Surely there's not a guy in that room. The reception hall?
I feel like I'm playing 5 minutes at parties with the flash, will I, dude?
5-Megaparties!
Purgatory Theory!
TROPER QUACK!
New talk. We have one dead suspect here.
Pure new talk here.
We're glad you made space for us coming in.
Every death to this point was an obstacle in our way.
got a jet
It's time to find out that this might be the device we're looking for.
Upload the receiver log, simple be able to prevent detonation of the cells from frequenting.
Don't do that, Doctor. Never come.
Idiots left me for dead.
Hands up! Hook your head!
I heard you, okay!
Get down on your knees!
Hands on your head! Do it now!
I
Brother
Like slips
Hands up! Put your hands up! Police! Down on the ground!
We're all lucky.
Talk. We have one fatality. Suspect.
All the guys that you make, everyone who steps in force always serves us.
I don't need to talk. It's a bit of a good to go for feedback.
I
Bet you're right be fixers of it
They want to kill
of
the
top of the
This gun flew all the way over here.
Hmm, looking right at the door, eh?
Hmm three guys in here, huh? Not based tell you that
I can pull straight to the network, anything you need.
Tell me something, you go through all these trouble and it's a one.
We're too exposed down here.
Where'd the third man go?
Oh, I see.
That guy's doing circles outside.
Now, keep your hands down on the ground!
Now get on the ground! Now, hands up!
Do it, hands up!
Get on the ground! Now, get down on your knees!
Hands up!
They do not give a shit about my existence.
Any top of the Sarrah Blads?
We're a flashbang through the window above the door?
Alright, then what?
Then what?
It lands behind the pedestal and no one gets flashed in that giant room with like several
different things to hide behind.
I might just go out there.
Okay, we're going to pretend that there is no one up there.
Sound good?
There's no one gonna shoot us in the back.
No one's gonna shoot us in the back.
the
day was that the person
There's at least one guy on this floor right now, however, we will brave the top floor.
shot me through there.
When they say that, I feel like there's no one watching.
of
the
death
of
the
I'm stuck. Displacement is not too much to settle here against all.
Oh, man.
the boys.
It's so gassy and I'm afraid I'm going to die if I go in there.
Locate and apprehend the suspect controlling the explosives located within the tower.
I bet he's in the main room.
We have to start the timer before we go in.
I have to apprehend him, which means I cannot kill him.
the RF band device and intercept the signal to the detonator.
That's what we have to do.
That's him.
Surely he's not- oh, he's not alone.
If to activate the interceptor first? Oh, I know. I know. You guys can't keep your
fucking mouth shut, so you can blame it on yourselves.
I'm assuming you know who these guys are. Just give me something off the record.
Alright, so, by not clearing out down here, and by leaving, there are guys that could
literally be anywhere
I'm thinking we...
I'm thinking we have to beat that bitch and we beelined it, dude. We walk in...
DREK DREK DREK! FLASHBANKS FLASHBANKS FLASHBANKS!
I'm not sure we run in. I don't know. I don't know how I want to do it.
We see at least two guys, but I mean there's gotta be more than that.
I don't fucking like the most to get out of here now.
of
If out, find and disarm the trigger man and secure the detonator.
Repeat, find and disarm the trigger man and secure the detonator.
Tick tock, David.
Join us upstairs and call for the trigger final test.
Better hurry.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I blew it up!
Because I shot him?
I thought I thought I could kill him.
Guys, you don't have to do those objectives.
Disarmed VIP suspect and disabled detonators.
How do we do that?
You said you couldn't kill them? Yeah, but then I remembered you don't like don't...
The only thing you have to do is bring order to chaos.
And I think on this myth, you like, I don't even think, I mean, you might have to rescue us.
I don't I don't think we have to apprehend him
The dead man switch, so we just have to knock him out
See I was afraid he would shoot at me otherwise I would have focused on killing everyone else
Apprehend VIP Suspect. Alright, I'm gonna explain something to you very carefully,
Troglodyte. Okay, Cave Person, Lizard Man. You do not have to do all these objectives to win
most missions okay um as long as I do this I don't have to do this man that
is crazy dude it specifically said mission failed you fucking reject yeah
because I killed him and he had a dead man's switch.
Why did I shoot him?
I didn't know he had a dead man's switch.
I didn't know because I didn't Google it like you guys, you know what I mean?
I'll be right back. I'll be right back real quick.
Yes, me Lord.
Well?
I was clicking back into my game, bro.
Oh, fuck!
Or they peak by mole games.
I deserve it.
Whatever you do to me, I deserve it.
I deserve it, man!
I killed an instant, man!
Please!
No, no, no, we're not.
We're using the thing with you.
Okay, let's go.
I found money.
Please don't kill me.
Or just kill me and take my stuff.
Just do it now, man!
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
Oh man, come on man, please.
I'll give you, I'll give you stuff.
Just let me go, please.
Hold on, I got-
You like hard drives?
Yes.
There you go, man.
It's an HDD.
Please man, please.
For that I give you a price.
Not death.
Right there.
I'm taking everything you got, Dave.
Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. Please! Please!
I can't hit X to the heart of this.
No!
Oh my god, what's happening in the ring?
I don't want it to be just a friendship.
shit. I'm sorry, I'll rephrase it. Who do you feel you naturally engage with more easily?
I have always found it easier to fit in with women. I think I'm just more comfortable sharing
my thoughts and experience with them. I think I misunderstood the question, guys. No, it's
not that I'm uncomfortable talking to men.
Block.
No helmet eh?
Unfortunate.
kind of sex. Consensual? Or Austin style. Me when the gun with the orange cap is
waved at me please it didn't have an
orange cap oh fuck dude holy shit me
when the guy behind the screen waves a
gun is he gonna get me with
Oh
Turns my phone off really quick. Oh my god, he can't hurt me anymore
I'm safe
There are large cranes that cover the town cleaning through the ground.
BOOM!
How many rotations was that voice?
How many fucking rotations was that shit, dude?
Sounds like a fucking 30-20 dog.
Should I clear all that shit on the other side or do you think we're fine?
I honestly think it's just...
Like, I'll clear his sorcery.
I think it's just Cat. The inside of the cathedral, the poles.
Yeah, I think he's right.
How is that not it?
Do I have a mohan?
What up?
You guys calling me dumb?
Don't, that's so mean.
Yeah.
Not on purpose, though.
I think we can do it!
Are we winning?
Got close!
Yeah, we killed that dude and he blew everything up.
I think we're gonna full clear of the level.
Before we go in there.
This is top!
Why would they leave the CCC's on the 10th?
We have a lot of conditions.
We have a lot of traffic on the fog.
I'm casting this on an open street with speed.
I'm approaching it.
I'm trying to go into the bike.
Looks like speed's here until 10 o'clock.
I'm sending those signals to the enforcement.
We have a lot of traffic on the 10th.
Take this off!
Stop resisting.
Take this off!
Stay down and turn around.
Thank you.
Ooh, nice gun.
This is sadly your last chance, Big, and I will be taking drastic measures if you don't
finish this now.
Okay.
I got this. I think we got this. I'm feeling El Confidante.
I'll fucking kill you.
Mad.
We got this dude easy easy
Hey, where the bad man at?
Why be able to sneak up to the third floor right away?
It's a secret.
Blah, blah, blah.
Sniper out.
We need to talk.
I think I'll do oh no I gotta clear to the ammo first so I can reload
so I don't have to go to the third floor for that reason
Surprise.
We have such high hopes for you, and you felt your inspectors had your infection disappointed.
I'm coming from everywhere, man.
Like cockroach.
Do I have directional sound enabled?
Hmm.
Sorry.
I think you were trying to be funny when you added me with that.
I wanted to be weird, you know what I mean?
Or like you say something like that, you like go through the effort of typing that out and then adding me with it, and then like no one laughs.
No one laughed except for me, by the way.
Lol!
You laugh? Yeah, it's because I write up there, you know what I mean?
I
Post up
We'll put that chair up there.
That's not where chairs go, they go on the floor.
We don't have rights.
I want you guys to think about how many times has been a guy on the left by the way.
Ah fuck dude!
Sister Bethex, for something?
More than zero?
That's the first time... all night, by the way.
That's the first time.
Ooooooooh!
Who is it?
You wanna know if Judge can read the guy on the radio?
Well I think it's a common misconception that a lot of cops are alliterate, so I
I think he might just be curious, you know what I mean?
Hiya!
Hey, get down on the ground.
What if Tocke was actually cocked?
of
Listen here, Buster!
Hey, where the bad guys at?
I don't watch. I'm a static.
Alright.
of
the
of
no bomb of
of
the
of
I don't like this.
See Batman in here?
Good.
And before the door gets kicked open behind me.
No such luck.
This game reminds you of Animal Crossing?
Hey, how was your dump today, dump guy?
rude?
wait, why?
he's the poop guy
poop man
poop is the poop guy
The poop lad.
The pooper.
Well, you're crouched.
Come over here, wench.
Stand up!
What way, what's inside of me?
beast. Two wolves. That's more than one. I'm thinking that's a death.
I need someone to step on my back, I need someone to step on my back, holy fuck dude.
permission to do a 72 hour fast to reach autophagy autophagy
What is that?
That's where your body starts eating itself.
Oh, shit.
We are lost right here.
Apophagee.
Hi.
Entry team caught.
Something killed.
Entry team.
Stop reporting.
Active link.
Fatality recorded. Liza oversight initiating and wiring. I wonder where that's at and are we breach to kill that guy
Sometimes it is sometimes it is
Oh, we got dresser man, that's my paper man
Wait.
Alright.
I'm the Chatter Man.
With the Chatter Plant.
How did I not kill that worst guy, by the way?
Well, it's time to go all out.
What do you do?
I die.
I snap my jaw off!
What do you do?
I die.
Do I have spatial audio enabled?
Get me out of here!
This is T.A.G. Federal Chief.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
Eyes on CCTV access point.
The interface appears clean.
We have lost contact.
We have lost contact in the park.
I can't see where they're calling. Open frequency.
Okay.
Stop foot in the mic.
Looks like they can't hear us.
Watch. They're looking for explosives.
We have lost contact now.
God, please stop.
Help me!
Determine these hands up!
These guys are just regular thugs.
Fuck you!
Talk to entry team with FISA command.
Deceased post-engagement. Try to maintain operational discipline.
Turn around. Turn around and get your hands up.
Hands up! Above your head! Down in the dark, damn it! The hands up! Do it now!
We're gonna get you out of here.
My heart is aching.
I don't need to talk. It's a building standing by for trillions.
Entry team, talk reporting, active link.
Arrest concluded. Maintain readiness for further contact.
I made this song by the way.
Disarming.
Get out of there now!
LSPD, come out with your hand!
Police, come out now!
End of the exit.
Officers are waiting outside.
Officers are outside. Go!
Where the bag is?
We got the harder shot, missed the easy one.
Oh, thanks for seven.
Don't punch me in the middle of my back, please.
Boom, dude.
Fucking boom, dude.
You really are terrible at this.
Post your clear.
Post your clear, chat.
I refuse any amount of slander.
Post your clear, dude.
bubsics or something why would you use a pistol seven they are oh man maybe you
could figure it out dude I cleared it yeah well you're not the one who posted
that dumbass comment because you understand
I'm trying!
Only took me like 10 tries though?
Damn!
Hands off the truck!
Kill me here!
He's done!
Get the gun!
Eleanor!
Yeah, sure buddy.
Deep latune, this is Tog, Federal Observer standing by for your go ahead.
Roger, casualty confirmed. Oversight documents, full contact.
Judge, we have a copy.
Search back for the blocking and hijacking of our calls.
That we're still supposed to stay around this.
We can blow right along the goal.
Can you confirm the position?
Burn him.
I'm just reliving one of the riffs that I made.
There's an incoherently.
Hey.
the
most of the war on these guys attack
uh you know it's like a like a terrorist thing
it's like a like a terrorist attack
it's like a CIA training camp
fuck why does it do that dude why does it do that dude why does it do that dude
I
Remove the hockey. Oh, you'll be on bind one. All right
What if I want to switch to my gun
It's probably a setting in accessibility.
oh yeah maybe man maybe maybe it is
I'm gonna kill you
I don't need to talk. Suspect is down. The question comes.
Snitch on me, bitch.
Blood, what?
Motherfuck my blood, it's supposed to.
Fuck.
Me-me-me-me-me-me-meow-meow-meow.
Well, you just gave up that must be in your doorstraps now you're just a bitch
The
The whole thing I can peek this guy without flash.
dude I swear to God I left click thinking that my fucking flashbang was
gonna shoot again and I forget to believe I hit 2-2 or early
bug walk
excuse generated me when I try to relay something that happens
It's not an excuse, I'm telling you what happened!
I'm not saying yeah, I-I-I-
Shut up, dude.
Traffic and bleach and uh, store an accident.
Bring in yourism.
They haven't cut the feed cameras are still active. We were likely being watched upon entry
Oh, my God!
Now we're talking. Today we'll come to win the Trace.
Talk to entry team with five to command.
Roger that, entry team. Confirm visual for transfer.
Turn around. Turn around slowly. Stay still, do not move.
This is most important! Get my hands off me!
Okay, we have one suspect in custody.
This is Todd, with 5-0 on overwatch.
Detainment logged. Receive the next checkpoint.
I didn't see that guy back there, Red.
Me and my brother, we fell out of beefing.
They killed Jesus.
That's why I ain't got patience for people.
Lock in.
Dude, I- I hope- I hope you get into a match of like CS or like Deadlock or some
shit dude.
And there was just two people on the enemy team A-bottling, bro.
And I hope it's your rank-up game, and I hope they smoke you, dude.
And you should've just fucking locked in, bro. You should've locked in, bro.
Talk to entry team.
How did they leave the CCTVs on the test set?
Surprised they haven't cut the feet.
Eyes on CCTV access point.
The interface appears clean.
Maybe try a different gun.
Alright man, I'll do that.
Maybe try a different gun? Alright man, I'll do that. I'll do that and I don't think you're
stupid for some dressing up.
the
of
death
of
death
of
I ran out.
I'm coming for you.
Down in the car.
The suspect is down. We're quick in terms.
where was that
I'm going to go back to the base and get some rest and then I'll go back to the base.
I'm going to get some rest and then I'll go back to the base.
Are we dead?
I got a sneak in suspicion.
Well.
Oh, my god.
Oh my god!
Oh my bussy!
My bussin!
Oh!
Always trust your gut.
Unfortunately my gut had me hit one
while I had the gun equipped already
and then it dumped out all of my fucking ammo.
Spatial audio would have saved you there, by the way.
Here's the 10 round of watch, signal, switch, slow-fetch.
Here's the one switcher now!
God, what a sight!
I'm gonna have to save this guy!
Three wires of never-checks cam.
Ooh, we've got a helpful...
Ooh, look at this.
And then we have this hallway.
Nice.
And then we got this one.
You know, I've been through here a hundred plus times.
I could not tell you where this room is. I could. I could not.
I rewire it for good luck, dude.
So sorry.
the
chunk down
of
What's the best movie of all time?
It's not Pootie Tank.
The Princess Bride?
Citizen Kane.
I'm seeing more than one princess bride.
I'm trying to greet my flashbangs, I don't think I'm happy though.
No country for old men.
Shaun of the Dead.
SpongeBob Fish Out of Water, MJM.
What?
Grandma's boys.
No, I don't think so buddy.
Dumb and Dumber. No, I don't think so.
The correct answer was scary movie six because it has kaisen added.
Rastoke and Masayan, thanks for subbing Silo Danny, thanks for subbing.
We were seeing Kung-Pow enter the best, of course.
I need Govertrucks.
The system's still running.
If it left it on,
it would turn you back on the monitor.
We have lost contact.
We have lost contact in the car.
My catch is on the open-sacrifice sheets.
I hope you'll keep it safe.
I'm doing it the right way.
Looks like the enemy is through.
I'm doing it the right way.
I'm holding check.
Take a deep breath.
I hear you're doing the right thing.
Dr. Eskimo is advised to command.
Yeah, we'll work out that guy with our bullet by the way
Nappy Snow, thanks for sub it
Love Don Spaceballs, it's okay. I don't really like spaceballs. I'm gonna be honest
You see Mars attacks? Is that the one with Tim Allen? Oh no, I think I'm Galaxy-ed.
This is Thomas T. Reed, suspect of unlocking and hijacking our comms.
There was still something around here.
We can open the cargo line of cold and case and fire with the station.
Boris Gump?
Well, very un-good.
Very un-good.
Okay, can you hurry up and die, please?
Suspect is down
What's up, man?
We chill
Ever seen big trouble in little China? Yeah
Okay.
That's a good one.
Is it the best one, though?
Now you might be wondering, what's the best movie ever made, according to you?
And I'm going to have to say, scary movie sexercising act again.
I would put that on the Mount Rushmore of movies easily.
Uh-oh.
Avatar?
Well, I've never seen that shit.
But I remember the hype, dude.
You do see some of our leisure through your hands.
Yeah, that's not annoying at all.
And the people who make this game definitely shouldn't have a separate volume slider for
that.
What if we make it all the same volume slider?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
Moonway's basically Asmongold.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
True if you think about it.
Yeah.
That Shatter's basically Hitler, dude.
You think about it?
Like actual Hitler? Not like, not like, haha Hitler, like.
Yeah, what do you think about?
You really think about it?
Splinter eyes.
Lay that one out for me big dog. Oh, I thought we're just saying really stupid shit to each other
So I just thought of like the dumbest thing I could fucking say I'm trying to match the energy right now
Yeah.
Meow meow meow meow. Idiot.
He's casting out the Charlie Chaplet of our generation.
No, he's the LeBron of our generation, I think.
Finally playing without summons.
Yeah.
Surely you don't walk over here from there.
We might be in trouble.
Surprise!
They come creep over here though.
Hides.
How do you think you'd do if you attempted this with backup?
Uh, we would, I think we'd clear it for sure if we're back up.
Oh yeah, big dog.
What are you screaming about, man? Chill.
Like all the hard rooms, like the big staircase, the spiral one or whatever.
Just said my guys
No, you're not
Surely he doesn't kill me for this crap, right?
Don't kill me.
I'm innocent!
Dude, what's the point of the floor monitor if they don't come, dude?
This guy's shooting me through the wall! Man!
Okay, that sounded a little bit closer than last time.
Really?
How am I supposed to work in this environment?
I'm going to say no to unsafe work, yeah but what if I need the money to survive?
That was awfully privileged of you to suggest.
Cell-ass.
Oh, okay.
Worth?
Several men in the courthouse.
One flash bangoo.
several men in the courthouse one flash bangu
entire body almost ready except for the head yeah I'm thinking this is the run
Oh, look at that, pre-emming the door, huh?
Weird?
What have I done this?
Hehehe.
Is this guy flanking me?
No way.
There's a fucking mo- Ohhhh.
There's a fuckin' explosive on the other side of the door.
Imagine I got a shot on this guy.
Holy moly.
Shoot me that.
Shoot me that and fuckin' kill me.
In ready or not the game
Or
Is that him right that no
There is
You know, we might be able to hit a flash on both of these guys
But alternatively, we could challenge that guy right there.
Damn, the wobble.
wall. We got that guy by the way.
I'm not sure I can open this door.
Surely there's no one behind us, right, fellas?
In rooms we've already been in?
Um, they're literally behind me, aren't they?
This guy's on the stairs above us, by the way.
I'm going for it.
Where is Bloodath?
This is so fucking stupid.
Stop fucking camping, you bitch!
the walk
Yep
Fuck am I supposed to do man to waste another flash I guess we could have
That's what that's what a better player would have done is reflash it
Just to make you're not good enough for the achievement why oh you are word
What about what about my good enough for the achievement
bootlegs ex-murse of it he got you are ass
how close to giving up on a scale from one to ten
I'm at a 10, dude. Stay tuned for the epic flip where I crash out. In response to die.
I might do a little yelling.
I'm excited to watch you break your keyboard.
My custom odor and made keyboard dude, are you stupid?
Hell no!
I'm gonna break my own hand.
Stop fucking talking.
Explosive detected.
Man detected.
It's a key device.
device
Go ready to freaking die
I'm ready to kill is when we're Andrew W. K. I just wanted to do something cool
Oh man!
He ran!
And he ran so far away!
Who the fuck was that guy?
Go to get away
I had one bullet left.
Yikes!
My flash hit that first guy, by the way, but he did like a weird outward stumble.
We're at the time of night where he's mentally given up.
Ooh, the thing I've been trying to do for six plus hours straight is it has become mentally exhausting for me?
The very difficult thing that I'm trying to do?
Oh shit, dude.
Wait, what?
What a dual-wield of Kimbo Deagle's good fucking question, dude.
Talk to us.
I'm going to leave the CCTVs unattended.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Pulling line speeds. This could give us a layout advantage.
We have lost contact.
We're talking.
I'm just going to call an open train.
We're working on some sort of device.
Look like speed.
Just to capture one single speed.
The whole system.
You hear the power of the Glock?
Soldier.
Let's switch to the nine millimeter gun against the heavy armored guys.
Why did this chatter tell me to kill myself?
Weeeeeeeere!
You ever seen Lockstock in two smoking-its-as-now?
No.
Is there APM-O in the game? Yeah, yeah.
I forgot, APM-O just like...
completely overcomes any armor, right?
I can't even die properly, man.
Fuck.
We have lost contact. We have lost contact in the fog. I'm casting this for an open-space
I'm locked in.
I need dudes on the toilet.
That one does not count.
That one don't count.
That one do not count.
We do we do
Do my mustache was so good holy moly
Is in care and Tim the time fighter ace for seven
Maybe I might turn the
surprise they haven't cut the feet eyes on CCTV access point the interface appears clean
look at bitch
Why am I pulling this out?
You're gonna be okay.
I heard them ramble about...
Intercom.
I'm ready to take action.
Suspect is blocking and hijacking our fobs.
That was built to deal with this.
We can move right along the road.
It is finalization.
Of course, that's where he is.
Right there, dude.
Of course.
oh yeah dude this level hard or solo or dancing line room low room level one I don't know man
be like Apple's more oranges dude.
Factor speed, X-Russo.
Moondive leaving this?
Yes.
Commands.
Why did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I haven't got the feet
Yeah.
Judge, this is Todd's decree.
Suspects of the blocking and hijacking of comms
that were still from the alert list
we can put right along with the hold.
Can you confirm the decision?
I think there was a guy on his knees in that office across the way.
Given the good suck.
The good suck.
Which means there might be a guy over there.
so
where are the bad dudes at
the
shoots the door five times
I
Ask you Timson really go great. No, they didn't they didn't they didn't a perceptive
I'm trying to conserve my shit, like I could have reigned it and fucking flash those guys.
Stop booking.
Rushing I'm gonna time you out for a fucking week man. I'm gonna be honest, bro
I gotta take this rage out on someone dog. It may as well be the guy who has added me
200 plus times with the same fucking message over the last week, dude
It may as well be that person dude. You know, yeah, but I mean I can't think of anyone better, dude
I actually can
This is Todd, Federal Jane established.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching them.
We have lost contact.
You see, we have lost contact with Todd.
I'm casting this on an open-framed species.
I'm not going to die in a mile.
Pussy?
No, such fervor should be rewarded with that.
I'm not going to die in a mile.
I don't believe it's built by an unshifted one that was created for you.
I don't even want to.
Six seconds to go.
We have a man on the left who's ready to transport.
Command, duty platoon.
Oversight confirmed control.
Subject restrained.
Oversight request, status verification.
Judge, this is Connich.
Do you read again?
Suspect is blocking at a hijacked air and foams that were built from the air without a single weakness.
Get on the ground!
Move the exit.
I
Look
I
Talk we got a good suspect here
Disabling now almost dead
You may be getting closer to the six smiths by securing it and establishing control in the final.
I'm actually like one bullet for death by the way.
Surely there's no one in here, right?
You need to get out there. I can do it, okay?
What's happening here?
I
Who the hell are you?
Irving Coasts.
Shut up!
Should we challenge this guy? Thoughts?
I'm so close to death it's actually like I get shot by like the lowest caliber gun and
probably die right now.
How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here?
We've got to fill the control.
I couldn't be more careful if they live or die.
Civilian secured.
Another offering under sacrifice bound by your hands.
Can we collect them all?
God damn it.
Cover me. Disarm the device.
I thought I could get away with it because I figured that he was further in the room-
No, that motherfucker was literally staring right at the fucking door.
See you tomorrow.
Now you'll see me Thursday, bro.
I gotta get my hair cut.
Just kidding.
I'm not doing that.