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I did."}, {"start": 87.0, "end": 88.0, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 88.0, "end": 89.0, "text": " Hey, Jamouss and Ived."}, {"start": 89.0, "end": 93.0, "text": " Magic Banana Salami for Mommy, UV Clay, MJF."}, {"start": 93.0, "end": 94.0, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 94.0, "end": 96.0, "text": " Oh, Anna Coretta."}, {"start": 96.0, "end": 100.0, "text": " Thanks for subbing Shazam, Beardsy, and Blippidis."}, {"start": 100.0, "end": 105.0, "text": " And D-Man, and Dexus B, and Sir Valentine, and MCX Shaggy."}, {"start": 105.0, "end": 106.0, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 106.0, "end": 108.0, "text": " Remarie Otaku, and Beardley McGill, and Meemlath."}, {"start": 108.0, "end": 111.0, "text": " Well, thanks for subbing."}, {"start": 111.0, "end": 116.0, "text": " Mm, mm, mm, mm."}, {"start": 116.0, "end": 119.0, "text": " Try the private airport map mod later."}, {"start": 121.0, "end": 124.0, "text": " Hell no, this is the final map."}, {"start": 130.0, "end": 132.0, "text": " I try and shit after this."}, {"start": 134.0, "end": 138.0, "text": " I'm gonna one-shot this thing, and then we're gonna play something else."}, {"start": 141.0, "end": 144.0, "text": " Christ, it's really picking up out there."}, {"start": 146.0, "end": 153.0, "text": " Hey, what kind of re-using?"}, {"start": 153.0, "end": 158.0, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 158.0, "end": 172.0, "text": " Just enough quaggling from subbing, I will."}, {"start": 172.0, "end": 173.0, "text": " Alright, one extra shot at..."}, {"start": 188.0, "end": 189.0, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 202.0, "end": 206.46, "text": " You're a place swap for nay"}, {"start": 208.72, "end": 211.82, "text": " How do I still have the same energy up your form or 10 failed attempts I"}, {"start": 214.24, "end": 216.24, "text": " Don't"}, {"start": 232.0, "end": 234.0, "text": " All the poke pictures of it."}, {"start": 254.0, "end": 256.0, "text": " Hang on."}, {"start": 259.0, "end": 261.0, "text": " Plug walk."}, {"start": 262.0, "end": 266.24, "text": " I don't even have my plug talk"}, {"start": 271.24, "end": 273.64, "text": " Reporting active leg operation"}, {"start": 273.64, "end": 275.96, "text": " terminated license declaring mission"}, {"start": 275.96, "end": 278.64, "text": " compromise prepare all available units"}, {"start": 278.64, "end": 281.36, "text": " for extraction"}, {"start": 281.36, "end": 286.0, "text": " good start no one doesn't count"}, {"start": 286.0, "end": 288.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 291.54, "end": 297.06, "text": " Psychoxys blocker and maple and strawberry jam and theme and"}, {"start": 297.94, "end": 304.44, "text": " Machine and Robo and just a duck quack and the strange salt and kaito. 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Surely it's not Travs."}, {"start": 441.64, "end": 451.64, "text": " Hehehehehe!"}, {"start": 451.64, "end": 452.64, "text": " Bigger?"}, {"start": 452.64, "end": 454.91999999999996, "text": " Thanks for 7th."}, {"start": 454.91999999999996, "end": 458.52, "text": " Um, rut roe."}, {"start": 458.52, "end": 467.52, "text": " You appear to be- uh oh!"}, {"start": 467.52, "end": 468.52, "text": " Don't worry man."}, {"start": 468.52, "end": 470.52, "text": " The point man's here."}, {"start": 482.76, "end": 485.24, "text": " How come we don't have an emote where point man looks cool?"}, {"start": 485.24, "end": 487.47999999999996, "text": " I'll comment only the one where he's shitting himself."}, {"start": 492.59999999999997, "end": 494.59999999999997, "text": " Oh. Oh. Oh."}, {"start": 498.52000000000004, "end": 511.52000000000004, "text": " We're gonna be upset, huh?"}, {"start": 511.52000000000004, "end": 524.52, "text": " Um, they're evil."}, {"start": 524.52, "end": 534.52, "text": " Oh, no. Wait, we're good, we're good."}, {"start": 534.52, "end": 549.88, "text": " Owie!"}, {"start": 549.88, "end": 552.96, "text": " I wanted to close the door after tripping the wire to force the bit to come out, but"}, {"start": 552.96, "end": 554.96, "text": " There was a guy staring at the door!"}, {"start": 558.74, "end": 560.24, "text": " Maybe if we use the wand."}, {"start": 564.5400000000001, "end": 566.5400000000001, "text": " Guys, sing the lyrics if you know it."}, {"start": 566.86, "end": 569.5400000000001, "text": " No other like this place that belongs to our age."}, {"start": 569.5400000000001, "end": 572.5400000000001, "text": " Don't forget your heart is for loving your adored."}, {"start": 573.1600000000001, "end": 575.6600000000001, "text": " Loving 105 degrees of you."}, {"start": 582.96, "end": 592.5600000000001, "text": " I'm seeing it if you know it."}, {"start": 592.5600000000001, "end": 594.32, "text": " Mind timing me out for the stream?"}, {"start": 594.32, "end": 596.5600000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm not gonna do it."}, {"start": 596.5600000000001, "end": 602.36, "text": " I'm gonna destroy one of my loyal bots."}, {"start": 602.36, "end": 604.36, "text": " When they're neutral, thanks for something."}, {"start": 608.86, "end": 610.86, "text": " What happens if you pull the fighter alarm?"}, {"start": 614.36, "end": 614.86, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 620.86, "end": 622.36, "text": " Who's thanks for something?"}, {"start": 632.36, "end": 639.6800000000001, "text": " you know if it was for any other chatter I would say noises about the fire alarm"}, {"start": 639.6800000000001, "end": 645.2, "text": " but for you I will pull it"}, {"start": 646.28, "end": 653.6, "text": " talk to entry team with five second man attainment log proceed to next checkpoint"}, {"start": 654.88, "end": 658.88, "text": " it's BEM girl Friday"}, {"start": 662.36, "end": 667.36, "text": " It's Thursday."}, {"start": 677.36, "end": 682.36, "text": " Actually, I'm not gonna pull the fire alarm. Next time."}, {"start": 689.36, "end": 691.36, "text": " Yeah, fuck it."}, {"start": 692.36, "end": 713.16, "text": " Why would they come check that out?"}, {"start": 722.36, "end": 731.16, "text": " It's a Honeywell BG-12 pole station in case you ever need to know."}, {"start": 731.16, "end": 738.16, "text": " Honeywell BG-12 pole station, Honeywell BG-12 pole station, Honeywell BG-12 pole station,"}, {"start": 738.16, "end": 739.16, "text": " alright."}, {"start": 739.16, "end": 745.64, "text": " We need a banana, do you tear a piece off and then eat it or throw it at like a real man."}, {"start": 745.64, "end": 747.64, "text": " I eat it when it's still in the condom."}, {"start": 747.64, "end": 748.64, "text": " The pole skin."}, {"start": 748.64, "end": 752.4, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTV's unattended?"}, {"start": 752.4, "end": 754.24, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 754.24, "end": 757.48, "text": " They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see it."}, {"start": 757.48, "end": 760.24, "text": " They're no longer hiding, but watching."}, {"start": 760.24, "end": 762.28, "text": " We are locked down, Captain!"}, {"start": 762.28, "end": 763.8, "text": " We are locked down, Captain!"}, {"start": 763.8, "end": 764.8, "text": " It's a bomb!"}, {"start": 764.8, "end": 766.16, "text": " I'm getting into the car!"}, {"start": 766.16, "end": 767.52, "text": " No, it's not a bomb!"}, {"start": 767.52, "end": 770.1999999999999, "text": " You're not going to get any more shots!"}, {"start": 770.1999999999999, "end": 771.1999999999999, "text": " You're gonna stop on me!"}, {"start": 771.1999999999999, "end": 772.1999999999999, "text": " I'm gonna kill him!"}, {"start": 772.1999999999999, "end": 773.2, "text": " You're gonna stop on me!"}, {"start": 773.2, "end": 774.2, "text": " You're gonna stop on me!"}, {"start": 774.2, "end": 775.2, "text": " It's not a bomb!"}, {"start": 775.2, "end": 776.2, "text": " You're gonna stop on me!"}, {"start": 776.2, "end": 777.2, "text": " You're gonna stop on me!"}, {"start": 777.2, "end": 803.6800000000001, "text": " We'll be playing fragmanna tomorrow."}, {"start": 803.6800000000001, "end": 808.6800000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 808.6800000000001, "end": 815.6800000000001, "text": " What's that game even about?"}, {"start": 815.6800000000001, "end": 832.6800000000001, "text": " I don't think Twitch can handle that game, I want to be honest."}, {"start": 832.6800000000001, "end": 848.96, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 848.96, "end": 859.6400000000001, "text": " Just from mentioning it looks like they can't."}, {"start": 859.6400000000001, "end": 861.5200000000001, "text": " I mean it probably sucks anyway guys."}, {"start": 861.5200000000001, "end": 862.5200000000001, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 862.52, "end": 885.72, "text": " fellas. I swear these guys never breach."}, {"start": 922.52, "end": 924.52, "text": " No, you know"}, {"start": 952.52, "end": 955.18, "text": " Leave the truck. We have one dead suspect here."}, {"start": 956.68, "end": 959.88, "text": " I'm just getting warmed up. I'm getting warmed up, okay? We took a day off."}, {"start": 959.88, "end": 961.4, "text": " Alright, give me a second. Give me a sec."}, {"start": 973.56, "end": 974.76, "text": " What's up, you think you're something?"}, {"start": 1004.76, "end": 1024.44, "text": " Hey, we got that one guy though."}, {"start": 1034.76, "end": 1048.2, "text": " You fucking rushing easily done comrade bullcork extra simple"}, {"start": 1048.2, "end": 1050.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1056.92, "end": 1058.92, "text": " Even seems like we're done with"}, {"start": 1072.3600000000001, "end": 1074.3600000000001, "text": " Wait, this is a new order guys"}, {"start": 1078.2, "end": 1101.8, "text": " It's about to bust when my robot vacuum started eating my laptop charger."}, {"start": 1101.8, "end": 1110.8, "text": " Anyways, looking tall. I'm so sorry, man. Thank you. I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 1120.8, "end": 1122.8, "text": " Read the rest of his message."}, {"start": 1124.8, "end": 1128.8, "text": " Anyways, looking bold and retarded. Keep it up, kid."}, {"start": 1131.8, "end": 1133.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1133.96, "end": 1137.52, "text": " Around me free get the buddy dollar dollar bill y'all"}, {"start": 1159.24, "end": 1161.24, "text": " Who is muttering"}, {"start": 1161.8, "end": 1168.8, "text": " Wait, that guy's interior."}, {"start": 1191.8, "end": 1221.6399999999999, "text": " You suck dick at this game it should stop embarrassing yourself by the way I'm not listening to the stream right now so"}, {"start": 1221.64, "end": 1231.5600000000002, "text": " don't bother responding. Like I didn't have the mute symbol though. I think he's negging me."}, {"start": 1236.1200000000001, "end": 1237.24, "text": " Grave get the money!"}, {"start": 1237.24, "end": 1242.24, "text": " Everything around me, Grave, get the money!"}, {"start": 1242.24, "end": 1246.24, "text": " Um, no it doesn't."}, {"start": 1252.24, "end": 1254.24, "text": " There was a guy to my left."}, {"start": 1261.24, "end": 1263.24, "text": " Where the hell did he go?"}, {"start": 1267.24, "end": 1269.24, "text": " No, I didn't mean it."}, {"start": 1271.24, "end": 1273.24, "text": " Just say no."}, {"start": 1273.24, "end": 1275.24, "text": " Grame, get the money!"}, {"start": 1289.24, "end": 1291.24, "text": " I thought there was a guy on my left."}, {"start": 1327.24, "end": 1329.24, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1344.36, "end": 1346.36, "text": " I go"}, {"start": 1357.24, "end": 1363.88, "text": " I kind of want to restart"}, {"start": 1369.48, "end": 1371.48, "text": " Who shot"}, {"start": 1387.24, "end": 1397.38, "text": " We're on like no way to be"}, {"start": 1397.38, "end": 1419.94, "text": " Not for under, but for you."}, {"start": 1419.94, "end": 1424.16, "text": " Don't worry, civilian."}, {"start": 1424.16, "end": 1425.16, "text": " I'm coming."}, {"start": 1452.0, "end": 1453.2, "text": " Kept you waiting, huh?"}, {"start": 1454.16, "end": 1456.16, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1475.52, "end": 1477.52, "text": " You know, thanks for seven"}, {"start": 1484.16, "end": 1493.16, "text": " Did what happen? I just took too much damage."}, {"start": 1493.16, "end": 1502.16, "text": " This is Todd, under 5th of jurisdiction."}, {"start": 1502.16, "end": 1511.48, "text": " Here looking extra soft today."}, {"start": 1511.48, "end": 1517.88, "text": " Looking good."}, {"start": 1517.88, "end": 1520.5600000000002, "text": " Looking like that one Jedi Master from the Council."}, {"start": 1520.56, "end": 1522.56, "text": " In the first movie?"}, {"start": 1522.56, "end": 1528.1599999999999, "text": " I'm casting this on an open space machine."}, {"start": 1528.1599999999999, "end": 1531.36, "text": " I'm working on destroying the device."}, {"start": 1531.36, "end": 1535.76, "text": " Looks like we need to get some time to watch people shooting explosives."}, {"start": 1535.76, "end": 1538.56, "text": " We need to find some help. God, please!"}, {"start": 1538.56, "end": 1540.56, "text": " I'm not gonna let them see!"}, {"start": 1540.56, "end": 1542.56, "text": " I'm not gonna let them see!"}, {"start": 1542.56, "end": 1544.56, "text": " I'm not gonna let them see!"}, {"start": 1544.56, "end": 1546.56, "text": " Spooka!"}, {"start": 1546.56, "end": 1550.56, "text": " The music repeats here more than in an autistic daycare?"}, {"start": 1550.56, "end": 1556.56, "text": " I'm not gonna get mad and I won't obey them the listening to your shitty fucking music."}, {"start": 1556.56, "end": 1560.56, "text": " That's just the way that it works."}, {"start": 1560.56, "end": 1566.56, "text": " Okay, I don't want to listen to the Takania West graduation or death grip, Steve."}, {"start": 1580.56, "end": 1581.56, "text": " Hello, the panda?"}, {"start": 1581.56, "end": 1582.56, "text": " Yes, this is Todd."}, {"start": 1582.56, "end": 1583.56, "text": " Do you understand?"}, {"start": 1583.56, "end": 1585.56, "text": " Suspect is watching and hijacking our cars."}, {"start": 1585.56, "end": 1587.56, "text": " That was still to see around us."}, {"start": 1587.56, "end": 1589.56, "text": " We can move right on to hold it."}, {"start": 1589.56, "end": 1591.56, "text": " Can you just follow the official?"}, {"start": 1594.56, "end": 1598.56, "text": " All children listen and then watch the same thing over and over again."}, {"start": 1598.56, "end": 1600.56, "text": " That's just what kids do."}, {"start": 1602.56, "end": 1607.56, "text": " When I was a kid, I watched the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie a million fucking times."}, {"start": 1607.56, "end": 1609.56, "text": " Like the live action one."}, {"start": 1609.56, "end": 1613.72, "text": " Were there in the gross turtle suits?"}, {"start": 1613.72, "end": 1622.24, "text": " Right here, right here, right here, I think he moved."}, {"start": 1622.24, "end": 1629.8799999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1629.8799999999999, "end": 1631.8799999999999, "text": " Best depiction of pizza in media?"}, {"start": 1631.8799999999999, "end": 1636.44, "text": " Yeah, that's where my fixation on pepperoni pizza comes from, dude."}, {"start": 1636.44, "end": 1639.72, "text": " The perfect pep slice, bro."}, {"start": 1639.72, "end": 1645.3200000000002, "text": " From where does it arrive?"}, {"start": 1645.3200000000002, "end": 1653.3600000000001, "text": " The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles did more for the Italian meats industry than anyone"}, {"start": 1653.3600000000001, "end": 1656.4, "text": " else, bro."}, {"start": 1656.4, "end": 1659.52, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 1659.52, "end": 1662.48, "text": " We chill, bro?"}, {"start": 1662.48, "end": 1667.48, "text": " Not the time."}, {"start": 1667.48, "end": 1672.48, "text": " Okay, we've required them."}, {"start": 1672.48, "end": 1677.48, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 1677.48, "end": 1682.48, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1682.48, "end": 1686.48, "text": " Oh good."}, {"start": 1686.48, "end": 1689.48, "text": " You know, straight away, would you hear it?"}, {"start": 1689.48, "end": 1693.44, "text": " than the new album. It's okay."}, {"start": 1696.44, "end": 1699.04, "text": " Ooh, that guy was a plug walking. No, hold up."}, {"start": 1703.52, "end": 1705.0, "text": " Should we use the door as cover?"}, {"start": 1717.84, "end": 1718.6, "text": " I should give up."}, {"start": 1719.48, "end": 1730.78, "text": " We'll use the doors cover. What's the worst that could happen? I could take a million"}, {"start": 1730.78, "end": 1742.6200000000001, "text": " damage. You think he comes back? You see the Street Fighter movie trailer. Yeah, who they"}, {"start": 1742.6200000000001, "end": 1748.14, "text": " got playing Chun Li, though. That's my character. And if you say Sidney Sweeney, I'm gonna get"}, {"start": 1748.14, "end": 1757.14, "text": " fuck it, Bess."}, {"start": 1757.14, "end": 1760.98, "text": " Dolph Lundgren."}, {"start": 1760.98, "end": 1764.7800000000002, "text": " I think that guy that was wandering has settled in the wedding."}, {"start": 1764.7800000000002, "end": 1769.5, "text": " Bring your old meow."}, {"start": 1769.5, "end": 1773.0200000000002, "text": " Thoughts on a big stream are leaking her view bots on stream."}, {"start": 1773.02, "end": 1776.02, "text": " and will people stop desktop streaming?"}, {"start": 1794.02, "end": 1796.02, "text": " Shamrock release for 7?"}, {"start": 1800.02, "end": 1802.02, "text": " Dude, I just don't know if I walk in this hallway or not."}, {"start": 1803.02, "end": 1831.16, "text": " So let's walk into the hallway shall we?"}, {"start": 1831.16, "end": 1834.44, "text": " You have to close this door."}, {"start": 1834.44, "end": 1841.44, "text": " There's no trap."}, {"start": 1841.44, "end": 1845.5600000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1845.5600000000002, "end": 1854.5600000000002, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 1854.56, "end": 1856.56, "text": " Like, walk..."}, {"start": 1858.56, "end": 1859.56, "text": " ...boots."}, {"start": 1864.06, "end": 1865.56, "text": " How do we get them out of there?"}, {"start": 1865.56, "end": 1866.56, "text": " Like this."}, {"start": 1872.56, "end": 1874.56, "text": " There's, like, too many people, actually."}, {"start": 1884.56, "end": 1897.76, "text": " Yeah, I got one bullet left."}, {"start": 1897.76, "end": 1911.52, "text": " That guy got reflashed by the way."}, {"start": 1911.52, "end": 1927.8, "text": " Well, you guys tried. Unfortunately for you, you met with point man's, the God's strongest"}, {"start": 1927.8, "end": 1930.8, "text": " high school graduate."}, {"start": 1935.8, "end": 1939.8, "text": " Ah! Oh wait, my leg."}, {"start": 1945.8, "end": 1949.8, "text": " Graduate? Yeah, he was on the football team, said."}, {"start": 1952.8, "end": 1955.8, "text": " Some concessions were made."}, {"start": 1957.8, "end": 1961.8, "text": " Do-do-do-do."}, {"start": 1961.8, "end": 1967.8, "text": " Guys, were the 90s truly the greatest time?"}, {"start": 1967.8, "end": 1973.8, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 1973.8, "end": 1977.8, "text": " Oh, the Rory 20s."}, {"start": 1977.8, "end": 1981.8, "text": " Yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 1981.8, "end": 1995.48, "text": " Oh, the Rory 20s, yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 1995.48, "end": 2006.1399999999999, "text": " True man with the Flappers, dude, sheesh."}, {"start": 2006.14, "end": 2008.14, "text": " They was flampin'."}, {"start": 2015.64, "end": 2017.64, "text": " Hmm-hmm-hmm."}, {"start": 2026.98, "end": 2027.98, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 2028.64, "end": 2030.64, "text": " They're shrimp drinking meth back then?"}, {"start": 2031.14, "end": 2033.14, "text": " Yeah. And it was awesome."}, {"start": 2033.14, "end": 2041.14, "text": " Now people just do math and stream for 15 hours and then do some more math."}, {"start": 2047.14, "end": 2049.1400000000003, "text": " Doo doo doo doo."}, {"start": 2051.1400000000003, "end": 2053.1400000000003, "text": " Hell."}, {"start": 2053.14, "end": 2066.02, "text": " They also ingest a radioactive material because of the glow."}, {"start": 2066.02, "end": 2071.7799999999997, "text": " Yeah, but imagine how cool it felt burning a hole through their intestines."}, {"start": 2071.7799999999997, "end": 2072.7799999999997, "text": " That should probably..."}, {"start": 2072.7799999999997, "end": 2078.9, "text": " I mean, have you ever felt something like that before?"}, {"start": 2078.9, "end": 2100.64, "text": " Yeah, once. Oh. Why? I feel like you're just lying. There's a guy in here, by the way."}, {"start": 2100.64, "end": 2102.04, "text": " You may have moved on."}, {"start": 2104.2799999999997, "end": 2105.44, "text": " Let's check."}, {"start": 2107.2, "end": 2110.72, "text": " Cracker Barrel gave me some crazy fucking food poisoning ones."}, {"start": 2113.72, "end": 2115.8399999999997, "text": " They're gonna say saltine barrel on this."}, {"start": 2119.72, "end": 2120.56, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 2125.44, "end": 2127.52, "text": " We like to give it a little politically correct around here,"}, {"start": 2127.52, "end": 2128.3599999999997, "text": " so."}, {"start": 2130.64, "end": 2145.68, "text": " I don't know where this guy is, but he is definitely like here."}, {"start": 2145.68, "end": 2151.12, "text": " Probably gonna get shot from the other room."}, {"start": 2151.12, "end": 2158.08, "text": " Feels so fucking bad, man."}, {"start": 2158.08, "end": 2159.24, "text": " I'm seeing ghosts."}, {"start": 2163.04, "end": 2164.52, "text": " Who the hell is this guy?"}, {"start": 2168.92, "end": 2169.68, "text": " Yep, there is."}, {"start": 2171.68, "end": 2173.7999999999997, "text": " Come over here, I dare you, big man."}, {"start": 2173.7999999999997, "end": 2175.44, "text": " Hands up, drop your knees."}, {"start": 2181.08, "end": 2181.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2184.44, "end": 2185.4, "text": " Do not teleport."}, {"start": 2188.08, "end": 2202.96, "text": " That was a rare spawn I've never I mean, I don't think it was but I don't think he spawned there. I think he ran there"}, {"start": 2206.68, "end": 2212.14, "text": " Why is clear? Oh, I see you buddy"}, {"start": 2218.08, "end": 2230.58, "text": " Let's hope there's not a second man."}, {"start": 2230.58, "end": 2231.88, "text": " Did Bro move?"}, {"start": 2231.88, "end": 2234.88, "text": " I say bro now by the way, I'm trying to keep up."}, {"start": 2248.28, "end": 2249.28, "text": " I see what happened."}, {"start": 2249.28, "end": 2278.8, "text": " My son loves all that bro talk and such."}, {"start": 2278.8, "end": 2281.8, "text": " My kid says, yo!"}, {"start": 2282.8, "end": 2285.8, "text": " He said, he say that, he say that."}, {"start": 2285.8, "end": 2287.8, "text": " I don't like that."}, {"start": 2293.8, "end": 2296.8, "text": " I dread the day my kid says to me, Skull Emoji."}, {"start": 2296.8, "end": 2298.8, "text": " Double Skull Emoji."}, {"start": 2299.8, "end": 2305.8, "text": " I dread the day where he directly quotes something I said to him and then says Skull Emoji."}, {"start": 2305.8, "end": 2309.1600000000003, "text": " And then does like the silent laugh or whatever"}, {"start": 2314.52, "end": 2316.6800000000003, "text": " Unk is dreading double skull"}, {"start": 2321.2400000000002, "end": 2323.32, "text": " Oh no, dude"}, {"start": 2330.2000000000003, "end": 2334.44, "text": " My son's in a new Mario movie now he's waiting for it to be on television"}, {"start": 2335.8, "end": 2339.8, "text": " He liked the first one though."}, {"start": 2346.8, "end": 2349.8, "text": " Cryptid spotted."}, {"start": 2353.8, "end": 2357.8, "text": " Make up your fucking mind, bro."}, {"start": 2357.8, "end": 2362.8, "text": " Like, how do we harangue someone doing this? Do we just yell?"}, {"start": 2365.8, "end": 2367.8, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 2367.8, "end": 2369.8, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 2387.8, "end": 2389.8, "text": " I haven't seen the Street Fighter movie trailer."}, {"start": 2395.8, "end": 2402.8, "text": " It's ass. Yeah, but doesn't this have a"}, {"start": 2402.8, "end": 2408.8, "text": " Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Does it have that?"}, {"start": 2408.8, "end": 2411.8, "text": " Does it have a slow theatrical version of Giles?"}, {"start": 2411.8, "end": 2419.44, "text": " where it's like, like, do it have that?"}, {"start": 2425.92, "end": 2426.6800000000003, "text": " At the end."}, {"start": 2428.6800000000003, "end": 2430.6000000000004, "text": " Giles kicks a guy through a wall."}, {"start": 2431.36, "end": 2432.1600000000003, "text": " I mean, yeah."}, {"start": 2434.96, "end": 2436.76, "text": " Kicking is kind of Giles things."}, {"start": 2441.8, "end": 2445.8, "text": " A doi? Maybe you've heard of something called Flash Kick before?"}, {"start": 2451.8, "end": 2453.8, "text": " You dip?"}, {"start": 2455.8, "end": 2457.8, "text": " Did we ever arrest that woman?"}, {"start": 2459.8, "end": 2460.8, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 2461.8, "end": 2463.8, "text": " Sorry, ma'am. Sorry."}, {"start": 2465.8, "end": 2467.8, "text": " Guys played by a wrestler you might know him."}, {"start": 2467.8, "end": 2469.8, "text": " I don't think they care if they're dead."}, {"start": 2469.8, "end": 2471.8, "text": " Is it Cody Rhodes?"}, {"start": 2471.8, "end": 2473.8, "text": " It's a villain captain with the traitors."}, {"start": 2473.8, "end": 2475.8, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2475.8, "end": 2477.8, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 2477.8, "end": 2481.8, "text": " I only know of Cody Rhodes. I don't like watch wrestling anymore, so..."}, {"start": 2481.8, "end": 2483.8, "text": " This guy actually got typecast hired."}, {"start": 2483.8, "end": 2485.8, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2487.8, "end": 2489.8, "text": " Because he's blonde."}, {"start": 2489.8, "end": 2503.28, "text": " Like we need the most blonde in shape guy that we could think of."}, {"start": 2503.28, "end": 2509.76, "text": " The bot to be not good bitch."}, {"start": 2509.76, "end": 2511.76, "text": " I think I should go up the other stairwell."}, {"start": 2511.76, "end": 2531.1200000000003, "text": " Yes, relax."}, {"start": 2531.1200000000003, "end": 2532.6200000000003, "text": " Mystic Biscuits for 7th."}, {"start": 2532.6200000000003, "end": 2539.26, "text": " You guys ever see the original Street Fighter movie?"}, {"start": 2539.26, "end": 2546.26, "text": " This guy is gown."}, {"start": 2546.26, "end": 2551.94, "text": " Sure, buddy."}, {"start": 2551.94, "end": 2552.94, "text": " Quickly check."}, {"start": 2552.94, "end": 2553.94, "text": " No explosives."}, {"start": 2553.94, "end": 2565.94, "text": " Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr."}, {"start": 2565.94, "end": 2568.38, "text": " And I said about not being able to go on the northern line cruise."}, {"start": 2568.38, "end": 2574.82, "text": " Yeah, I just can't afford it, dude."}, {"start": 2574.82, "end": 2582.82, "text": " They got cancelled?"}, {"start": 2582.82, "end": 2587.7400000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2587.7400000000002, "end": 2594.42, "text": " I thought this was like, uh, I thought it was like an April Fool's joke."}, {"start": 2594.42, "end": 2596.42, "text": " I thought everyone was kinda like in on the joke."}, {"start": 2602.42, "end": 2603.42, "text": " I thought it was like a..."}, {"start": 2606.42, "end": 2608.42, "text": " You know, like the plus two meme?"}, {"start": 2608.42, "end": 2610.42, "text": " It's the one where you post..."}, {"start": 2610.42, "end": 2612.42, "text": " Whenever the broadcast..."}, {"start": 2612.42, "end": 2615.42, "text": " Sorry, the broadcast or not, the live streamer."}, {"start": 2615.42, "end": 2617.42, "text": " It says something funny, I say plus two."}, {"start": 2618.42, "end": 2620.42, "text": " It had been plus two weeks."}, {"start": 2621.42, "end": 2623.42, "text": " Since April Fools."}, {"start": 2624.42, "end": 2637.38, "text": " so I assumed it was like some kind of like really funny in like meta joke you"}, {"start": 2637.38, "end": 2640.34, "text": " probably wouldn't get it"}, {"start": 2640.34, "end": 2656.38, "text": " It wasn't a streamer cruise, it was a cruise that you could pay four times the amount of"}, {"start": 2656.38, "end": 2664.1400000000003, "text": " money to go on to get the chance to sit in the same room as some streamers you watch."}, {"start": 2664.14, "end": 2669.14, "text": " I think, I think any human being understands just how awkward that shit would be."}, {"start": 2673.14, "end": 2675.14, "text": " It's not, it's not even anyone's fault."}, {"start": 2675.14, "end": 2676.64, "text": " It's not anyone's fault."}, {"start": 2676.64, "end": 2677.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2678.8399999999997, "end": 2679.64, "text": " But like..."}, {"start": 2686.24, "end": 2688.14, "text": " Yeah man, this show's gonna be awkward."}, {"start": 2690.14, "end": 2691.44, "text": " Do you imagine, dude?"}, {"start": 2692.28, "end": 2699.42, "text": " Someone trying to quip like Northern Lion like someone like watching Northern Lion and then they think they're the literal quip Lord"}, {"start": 2700.0, "end": 2704.9, "text": " Dude, and then they get on the Northern Lion supercruise and then they meet Northern Lion"}, {"start": 2704.9, "end": 2707.04, "text": " They're like dude. I gotta impress this guy"}, {"start": 2707.04, "end": 2712.92, "text": " I have to impress this guy and then he rips off like the most obscure early 90s like"}, {"start": 2713.78, "end": 2718.02, "text": " television sitcom like like reference joke or some shit dude and then he"}, {"start": 2718.02, "end": 2724.66, "text": " And then the dude the ball do rolls his eyes and the guy like actually like has the fucking joker moment on that"}, {"start": 2726.42, "end": 2730.16, "text": " You like you don't know how disastrous it has the potential to be"}, {"start": 2737.4, "end": 2742.16, "text": " Shut up and focus dude, I'm a professional I've been here hundreds of times"}, {"start": 2745.48, "end": 2747.48, "text": " See run"}, {"start": 2748.02, "end": 2750.18, "text": " No explosive, no explosive. Oh, it's fucking lucky."}, {"start": 2756.18, "end": 2757.78, "text": " I didn't hear anyone else say anything."}, {"start": 2759.94, "end": 2764.02, "text": " Old MK movie or old Street Fighter movie? I mean, the MK one is objectively better,"}, {"start": 2764.02, "end": 2765.38, "text": " but it's not like good, right?"}, {"start": 2765.38, "end": 2792.6600000000003, "text": " I mean, when the Quip Lord walks up in his fucking chinos, he's freshly shaved head."}, {"start": 2792.66, "end": 2805.2999999999997, "text": " Oh no! Hawaiian shirt, chinos, sunglasses on the top of the head."}, {"start": 2807.42, "end": 2811.3399999999997, "text": " Do-do-do-do-do-do!"}, {"start": 2811.34, "end": 2824.54, "text": " So PTSD from the Disney curse did the Disney curse sucked and you guys know that and you"}, {"start": 2824.54, "end": 2831.3, "text": " know you know that my curse ship was from the 90s dude and it had barely been upgraded"}, {"start": 2831.3, "end": 2851.38, "text": " bad. Like that they proudly... Dude, I still remember the orientation that we had to do"}, {"start": 2851.38, "end": 2856.26, "text": " or whatever, man. They were proud of the fact that that shit was from like 1999 or some"}, {"start": 2856.26, "end": 2864.42, "text": " should do it like come on it's been in service since 1998"}, {"start": 2866.6600000000003, "end": 2878.82, "text": " but but but but I think we're clear to go up the stairs which is weird because I"}, {"start": 2878.82, "end": 2882.34, "text": " don't think I've killed that many people which is weird because if I haven't"}, {"start": 2882.34, "end": 2885.1400000000003, "text": " killed that many people that means that those people are upstairs in the hardest"}, {"start": 2885.14, "end": 2889.06, "text": " the level which is weird because that basically means that I randomly just"}, {"start": 2889.06, "end": 2893.18, "text": " lost my opportunity to beat the level because it will be too hard to cover"}, {"start": 2893.18, "end": 2897.46, "text": " the astronomically infinite number of angles that I can get instantly killed"}, {"start": 2897.46, "end": 2899.2599999999998, "text": " from as I"}, {"start": 2899.2599999999998, "end": 2901.2599999999998, "text": " HEY!"}, {"start": 2916.14, "end": 2917.14, "text": " Put your hands up!"}, {"start": 2918.64, "end": 2920.64, "text": " Take them over here. You're the breach guy."}, {"start": 2920.64, "end": 2922.64, "text": " Can you please get my quarter from my side?"}, {"start": 2922.64, "end": 2923.64, "text": " Aw, man!"}, {"start": 2928.14, "end": 2929.14, "text": " Put your hands up!"}, {"start": 2931.64, "end": 2932.64, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 2941.14, "end": 2943.14, "text": " Hey, everyone, I'm a bad guy."}, {"start": 2945.14, "end": 2947.14, "text": " You gotta get self-taught, too."}, {"start": 2947.14, "end": 2951.14, "text": " Oh, I'm taking away the justice."}, {"start": 2951.14, "end": 2955.14, "text": " The assurance me is working."}, {"start": 2955.14, "end": 2957.14, "text": " To serve the honesty of the law."}, {"start": 2957.14, "end": 2959.14, "text": " Secure."}, {"start": 2961.14, "end": 2963.14, "text": " We're almost dead."}, {"start": 2967.14, "end": 2971.14, "text": " We can lure some of the guys upstairs to make things easier to clear."}, {"start": 2975.14, "end": 2990.94, "text": " I don't understand how to like successfully lure these guys, most of the time it seems"}, {"start": 2990.94, "end": 3002.14, "text": " like they don't fudge."}, {"start": 3002.14, "end": 3004.14, "text": " Just think about like"}, {"start": 3005.74, "end": 3012.02, "text": " You're just sit there and then the the tinnitus transforms into"}, {"start": 3013.3399999999997, "end": 3015.74, "text": " The tank theme from Left 4 Dead dude"}, {"start": 3021.62, "end": 3023.62, "text": " One guy two guy"}, {"start": 3032.14, "end": 3043.9, "text": " Surely there's no one else in here, right guys?"}, {"start": 3043.9, "end": 3044.9, "text": " Sweats."}, {"start": 3044.9, "end": 3045.9, "text": " Ohhhhh."}, {"start": 3045.9, "end": 3058.1, "text": " I can't yell with this out, dude."}, {"start": 3058.1, "end": 3060.1, "text": " He opened the fucking door, dude."}, {"start": 3060.1, "end": 3067.1, "text": " It's a disaster."}, {"start": 3067.1, "end": 3077.1, "text": " Let's see if we can find him on Lake Camero, Camerino."}, {"start": 3077.1, "end": 3082.1, "text": " It's me."}, {"start": 3082.1, "end": 3086.1, "text": " First we hit the yonki, then we hit the splonky."}, {"start": 3086.1, "end": 3089.1, "text": " First we hit the yonki, then we hit the splonky."}, {"start": 3089.1, "end": 3097.2599999999998, "text": " First we hit the yonki, then we hit the yonki, and then we hit the sponki, then we hit the"}, {"start": 3097.26, "end": 3115.7000000000003, "text": " I don't want to go in here."}, {"start": 3115.7000000000003, "end": 3121.86, "text": " Well we don't know where that guy went, hold up."}, {"start": 3121.86, "end": 3125.0600000000004, "text": " Big Torta please win."}, {"start": 3125.06, "end": 3130.66, "text": " You are asking me a great thing that I'm not sure I can give you."}, {"start": 3130.66, "end": 3136.5, "text": " Can I play Road to Vostok after this?"}, {"start": 3136.5, "end": 3152.9, "text": " How about you play some road to shut up?"}, {"start": 3152.9, "end": 3154.7, "text": " Need you on Grey Zone?"}, {"start": 3154.7000000000003, "end": 3155.7000000000003, "text": " I use auto zone."}, {"start": 3171.1800000000003, "end": 3172.6800000000003, "text": " Super un-good."}, {"start": 3172.6800000000003, "end": 3174.1800000000003, "text": " Super un-good."}, {"start": 3181.3, "end": 3182.42, "text": " We didn't get hit though."}, {"start": 3182.42, "end": 3183.92, "text": " Wait, I think we did get hit."}, {"start": 3184.7000000000003, "end": 3191.7000000000003, "text": " Why did that guy say fire?"}, {"start": 3198.2200000000003, "end": 3201.2200000000003, "text": " It's in the zone. Auto-zone."}, {"start": 3201.2200000000003, "end": 3208.2200000000003, "text": " Well, we know he's not coming from there, so we can stop looking over there, actually."}, {"start": 3208.2200000000003, "end": 3211.26, "text": " Let's stop looking over there actually."}, {"start": 3211.26, "end": 3215.2200000000003, "text": " I kind of got a third eye watching a camera right now."}, {"start": 3215.2200000000003, "end": 3218.2200000000003, "text": " Pardon?"}, {"start": 3218.2200000000003, "end": 3229.5800000000004, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god."}, {"start": 3229.5800000000004, "end": 3233.2200000000003, "text": " Let's stop in these guys that are tied up from standing up and just running out of the"}, {"start": 3233.2200000000003, "end": 3234.2200000000003, "text": " building."}, {"start": 3234.2200000000003, "end": 3241.2200000000003, "text": " We gotta get over there and close that door stat."}, {"start": 3264.2200000000003, "end": 3271.2200000000003, "text": " I need a doctor, please."}, {"start": 3271.2200000000003, "end": 3278.2200000000003, "text": " Shut up man, don't be a pussy."}, {"start": 3278.2200000000003, "end": 3290.2200000000003, "text": " I have a form before I even knew what was happening."}, {"start": 3290.2200000000003, "end": 3295.5000000000005, "text": " We're even new. Oh, we got him"}, {"start": 3299.5800000000004, "end": 3301.5800000000004, "text": " Suspect down"}, {"start": 3312.2200000000003, "end": 3314.7400000000002, "text": " There's at least one more guy down here, but what we can do"}, {"start": 3320.2200000000003, "end": 3324.6200000000003, "text": " And I never thought to look at the footsteps actually the bloody ones"}, {"start": 3326.7400000000002, "end": 3328.7400000000002, "text": " Like a true tracker man's"}, {"start": 3330.92, "end": 3334.5600000000004, "text": " Get ammo dude, I got like 12 bullets. We're good"}, {"start": 3350.2200000000003, "end": 3357.2200000000003, "text": " It's over, Troll Face."}, {"start": 3357.2200000000003, "end": 3361.1000000000004, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 3361.1000000000004, "end": 3363.6600000000003, "text": " I thought this door was closer to this wall."}, {"start": 3363.6600000000003, "end": 3367.9, "text": " I'm a dog, I got no depth perception."}, {"start": 3367.9, "end": 3371.7000000000003, "text": " Whoever we're looking for is either in this room right now or is going to run through"}, {"start": 3371.7000000000003, "end": 3378.7000000000003, "text": " that opposite doorway and shoot me and kill me instantly."}, {"start": 3378.7000000000003, "end": 3386.5800000000004, "text": " Ben?"}, {"start": 3386.5800000000004, "end": 3388.38, "text": " Move the wedge up."}, {"start": 3388.38, "end": 3392.0200000000004, "text": " Move that gear up!"}, {"start": 3392.0200000000004, "end": 3404.42, "text": " Well, let's just, uh..."}, {"start": 3404.42, "end": 3418.66, "text": " just go die shall we man I'm already cleared the majority of the level I"}, {"start": 3418.66, "end": 3430.26, "text": " think we have to finish there I think we have to finish there there cannot be a"}, {"start": 3430.26, "end": 3433.34, "text": " scenario in which I could like a room and then I get shot by a random guy that"}, {"start": 3433.34, "end": 3435.34, "text": " It has just been shuffling around down here."}, {"start": 3446.82, "end": 3449.94, "text": " Lol, you died. Lol, Lol, you died."}, {"start": 3456.54, "end": 3459.7400000000002, "text": " Lol, you died. Lol, Lol, you died."}, {"start": 3463.34, "end": 3470.34, "text": " Any bad dudes out here?"}, {"start": 3470.34, "end": 3473.34, "text": " Maybe?"}, {"start": 3473.34, "end": 3481.34, "text": " Attempt 420 has to be the one."}, {"start": 3481.34, "end": 3482.34, "text": " Try attempt 520."}, {"start": 3482.34, "end": 3487.34, "text": " Remember when I killed this guy?"}, {"start": 3487.34, "end": 3501.02, "text": " from where"}, {"start": 3501.02, "end": 3508.02, "text": " Get down, I want to see hands!"}, {"start": 3508.02, "end": 3514.02, "text": " Police, get down!"}, {"start": 3514.02, "end": 3521.02, "text": " Hands up, do it now!"}, {"start": 3521.02, "end": 3526.02, "text": " Hands up now, drop to your knees!"}, {"start": 3526.02, "end": 3530.02, "text": " Get down on your knees, hands up!"}, {"start": 3530.02, "end": 3532.02, "text": " Got on your knees, hands up!"}, {"start": 3535.08, "end": 3535.8, "text": " You think this guy's like,"}, {"start": 3535.8, "end": 3538.12, "text": " Oh man, he's trying way too hard to give me a walk whenever."}, {"start": 3538.12, "end": 3540.12, "text": " I like to just stay outside."}, {"start": 3543.52, "end": 3544.66, "text": " Where the fuck did he go?"}, {"start": 3544.66, "end": 3546.16, "text": " I heard him walk over here."}, {"start": 3546.16, "end": 3567.16, "text": " was that an explosion? that was a flashbang. the heathroo."}, {"start": 3567.16, "end": 3569.16, "text": " Check Tyrion."}, {"start": 3591.8799999999997, "end": 3596.12, "text": " Well, I heard him walk this way."}, {"start": 3597.16, "end": 3600.16, "text": " So it's very possible he went downstairs."}, {"start": 3605.16, "end": 3610.16, "text": " That was me got DC to reconnecting? Oh, I'll wait dude. Don't worry."}, {"start": 3617.16, "end": 3619.16, "text": " Plug one."}, {"start": 3619.16, "end": 3630.0, "text": " What if we shot our gun? Surely that would piss him off, right?"}, {"start": 3630.0, "end": 3657.64, "text": " There is not a safe way to do this, boys."}, {"start": 3657.64, "end": 3658.64, "text": " What do you guys think?"}, {"start": 3658.64, "end": 3664.52, "text": " Do you think he went left down the stairs and is hiding in the corner or do you think he is on the right?"}, {"start": 3669.68, "end": 3673.42, "text": " Right I'm seeing majority right stairs"}, {"start": 3682.12, "end": 3685.08, "text": " There are the other staircase and flank him if you think he's downstairs"}, {"start": 3688.64, "end": 3710.0, "text": " You just rotate and re-approach?"}, {"start": 3710.0, "end": 3712.0, "text": " What if he's on that surrogate right now?"}, {"start": 3736.0, "end": 3738.0, "text": " Well, I suppose we could just leave this up."}, {"start": 3770.0, "end": 3788.0, "text": " So where do my lefts?"}, {"start": 3788.0, "end": 3791.3, "text": " up now"}, {"start": 3791.3, "end": 3816.3, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3816.3, "end": 3818.3, "text": " you okay?"}, {"start": 3831.3, "end": 3833.3, "text": " Moac, thanks for 7."}, {"start": 3846.3, "end": 3858.0600000000004, "text": " I don't think there's anyone in here."}, {"start": 3858.06, "end": 3885.46, "text": " All right, all right."}, {"start": 3885.46, "end": 3890.2, "text": " Say contact, say contact, say they're here, say we've been made, say we've been made,"}, {"start": 3890.2, "end": 3892.2, "text": " say we've been made."}, {"start": 3892.2, "end": 3894.2, "text": " Okay, she's tied up."}, {"start": 3915.46, "end": 3919.58, "text": " Also, no one in here."}, {"start": 3919.58, "end": 3922.46, "text": " It's gonna be a disaster upstairs, dude."}, {"start": 3945.46, "end": 3955.86, "text": " Let there be like three guys in this room, dude."}, {"start": 3955.86, "end": 3958.86, "text": " That would be so epic."}, {"start": 3958.86, "end": 3969.02, "text": " Remember to check time when?"}, {"start": 3969.02, "end": 3974.6200000000003, "text": " What the bathroom?"}, {"start": 3974.6200000000003, "end": 3980.38, "text": " Barely on the road."}, {"start": 3980.38, "end": 3982.38, "text": " News reporter!"}, {"start": 3982.38, "end": 3984.38, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 3987.38, "end": 3989.38, "text": " This lady has her hands out."}, {"start": 3991.38, "end": 3994.38, "text": " Which normally means bad man near."}, {"start": 3995.38, "end": 3997.38, "text": " Automata."}, {"start": 4000.38, "end": 4001.38, "text": " 2."}, {"start": 4003.38, "end": 4005.38, "text": " Game Awards. 2027."}, {"start": 4007.38, "end": 4009.38, "text": " February 21st."}, {"start": 4010.38, "end": 4029.38, "text": " I'll save you, ma'am."}, {"start": 4029.38, "end": 4034.38, "text": " We're going to get you out of here."}, {"start": 4034.38, "end": 4037.38, "text": " They bring the whole fucking building."}, {"start": 4037.38, "end": 4039.38, "text": " It's a new kind of prep for me back."}, {"start": 4039.38, "end": 4041.38, "text": " This is talk."}, {"start": 4041.38, "end": 4044.38, "text": " Satisfactionism what you really want."}, {"start": 4044.38, "end": 4046.38, "text": " How they..."}, {"start": 4046.38, "end": 4048.38, "text": " It's our proof of..."}, {"start": 4048.38, "end": 4050.38, "text": " Thank you, Vernd."}, {"start": 4050.38, "end": 4054.38, "text": " Can you scream every 5 to 10 minutes I'm trying to stay awake?"}, {"start": 4054.38, "end": 4056.38, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4059.38, "end": 4071.08, "text": " Yeah, I literally can't."}, {"start": 4071.08, "end": 4098.24, "text": " My microphone stops me from yelling."}, {"start": 4098.24, "end": 4105.24, "text": " What if that guy we're chasing right now ran into terrain and then got teleported and then we're strained?"}, {"start": 4106.74, "end": 4108.74, "text": " What if he's no longer a threat?"}, {"start": 4111.24, "end": 4113.24, "text": " What if I walked into this room?"}, {"start": 4128.24, "end": 4146.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4146.24, "end": 4148.24, "text": " the"}, {"start": 4148.24, "end": 4152.24, "text": " I'll just talk without the laptop and a frequency emitter."}, {"start": 4152.24, "end": 4156.24, "text": " I've been told that this might be the device we're looking for."}, {"start": 4156.24, "end": 4161.24, "text": " I'll blow up the receiver long enough that we'll be able to prevent detonation with a boost frequency."}, {"start": 4171.24, "end": 4173.24, "text": " Wait, didn't they wedge over here?"}, {"start": 4173.24, "end": 4174.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4178.24, "end": 4180.24, "text": " In it"}, {"start": 4183.12, "end": 4185.719999999999, "text": " What the flip is going on over here"}, {"start": 4196.599999999999, "end": 4206.2, "text": " Here's what we're gonna do okay, I'm going to painstakingly inch by inch check every possible angle"}, {"start": 4208.24, "end": 4225.24, "text": " When we get upstairs, if we get upstairs."}, {"start": 4225.24, "end": 4251.3, "text": " The guy that we've been hunting is a ghost, uh, I'm afraid."}, {"start": 4251.3, "end": 4253.3, "text": " Sounded like he was on this floor."}, {"start": 4273.38, "end": 4276.38, "text": " Okay, we got 10 bolts in a dream, boys. Let's make it work."}, {"start": 4281.3, "end": 4307.5, "text": " These aren't regular thugs, they're advanced thugs."}, {"start": 4307.5, "end": 4330.42, "text": " plugs. Walking. Okay, this is the only camera we have upstairs."}, {"start": 4337.5, "end": 4366.38, "text": " do you come over here"}, {"start": 4366.38, "end": 4394.38, "text": " Come on dude."}, {"start": 4394.38, "end": 4396.82, "text": " I'm so fucking dead, dude."}, {"start": 4396.82, "end": 4398.02, "text": " It was all for naught."}, {"start": 4405.42, "end": 4406.38, "text": " Who's not?"}, {"start": 4409.900000000001, "end": 4410.74, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 4424.38, "end": 4434.38, "text": " please go answer the phone there's more than one ringing bro you're gonna have"}, {"start": 4434.38, "end": 4442.54, "text": " to clarify which one close the box base will throw a flash and then what and then"}, {"start": 4442.54, "end": 4450.54, "text": " what and then what do you propose happens I take advantage of the three"}, {"start": 4450.54, "end": 4455.82, "text": " second window to kill one guy only to get laser beam from across the way by"}, {"start": 4455.82, "end": 4458.54, "text": " other man"}, {"start": 4480.54, "end": 4495.54, "text": " Oof."}, {"start": 4495.54, "end": 4505.98, "text": " That's not the guy we were talking, by the way."}, {"start": 4505.9800000000005, "end": 4514.1, "text": " I just wish I had the Gigamirror gun twice as long as the average mirror gun."}, {"start": 4535.9800000000005, "end": 4555.9800000000005, "text": " Well, they're not moving around, which is very nice."}, {"start": 4555.9800000000005, "end": 4562.700000000001, "text": " I think that is someone's foot, but we don't have the ammo to shoot their foot."}, {"start": 4562.7, "end": 4566.3, "text": " I'm almost positive there's a guy directly to our left."}, {"start": 4566.3, "end": 4567.8, "text": " There's a guy over there."}, {"start": 4592.7, "end": 4599.7, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4599.7, "end": 4628.7, "text": " Where's this dude?"}, {"start": 4628.7, "end": 4648.38, "text": " I'm afraid I'm going to get clipped from over this little security thing right here."}, {"start": 4648.38, "end": 4677.38, "text": " We have to peek him from here, I think."}, {"start": 4677.38, "end": 4681.58, "text": " Bigging long angle with these bots."}, {"start": 4681.58, "end": 4682.900000000001, "text": " I have no choice!"}, {"start": 4682.900000000001, "end": 4684.38, "text": " I have no choice!"}, {"start": 4767.38, "end": 4796.86, "text": " There's three guys out in the open, there's one close and then there's two guys in the"}, {"start": 4796.86, "end": 4798.86, "text": " camera right there"}, {"start": 4823.74, "end": 4825.74, "text": " Dude"}, {"start": 4826.86, "end": 4840.339999999999, "text": " We have a better angle if we go around."}, {"start": 4840.339999999999, "end": 4841.339999999999, "text": " I can't flash that guy."}, {"start": 4841.339999999999, "end": 4842.339999999999, "text": " It might not help us."}, {"start": 4842.339999999999, "end": 4845.9, "text": " He might double over into position where we can't really shoot him without getting shot"}, {"start": 4845.900000000001, "end": 4875.38, "text": " by those guys right there this is this might be worse"}, {"start": 4875.900000000001, "end": 4904.860000000001, "text": " He's gone popped into existence."}, {"start": 4904.86, "end": 4911.82, "text": " Okay, we can only hope that this counts as a wall for him and then we get the nastiest"}, {"start": 4911.82, "end": 4922.0199999999995, "text": " fucking swing on this guy, right?"}, {"start": 4922.0199999999995, "end": 4934.66, "text": " His friends are directly behind him, by the way."}, {"start": 4934.66, "end": 4944.099999999999, "text": " I'm telling you guys, I don't think it's gonna help."}, {"start": 4944.099999999999, "end": 4948.62, "text": " We only got one guy."}, {"start": 4948.62, "end": 4960.7, "text": " Please refer to all of the people in chat who said the flash it."}, {"start": 4960.7, "end": 4962.7, "text": " Please dude!"}, {"start": 4965.7, "end": 4972.7, "text": " Please dude! Not only did it move him, he didn't get flashed, motherfucker."}, {"start": 4975.7, "end": 4976.7, "text": " Over and back."}, {"start": 4982.7, "end": 4983.7, "text": " Yes, me lord."}, {"start": 4990.7, "end": 5000.7, "text": " That's on politics."}, {"start": 5000.7, "end": 5005.98, "text": " Oh man, I heard there was another school shooting today."}, {"start": 5005.9800000000005, "end": 5007.18, "text": " Awesome prayers."}, {"start": 5007.18, "end": 5008.18, "text": " We're back."}, {"start": 5030.68, "end": 5032.68, "text": " We need to find more food, man."}, {"start": 5065.9800000000005, "end": 5067.9800000000005, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5075.1, "end": 5077.26, "text": " Read the news what happened"}, {"start": 5088.26, "end": 5090.700000000001, "text": " Oh my Jesus Christ"}, {"start": 5090.7, "end": 5092.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5095.139999999999, "end": 5097.139999999999, "text": " Shake a leg"}, {"start": 5114.44, "end": 5116.44, "text": " Gotta go"}, {"start": 5120.7, "end": 5125.099999999999, "text": " It's why these two months have been a dream. I'm so happy to be part of the moon squad the moon platoon the moon goons"}, {"start": 5126.74, "end": 5131.179999999999, "text": " Thanks for except you're welcome. Can I get can I get some hearts in the chat bro?"}, {"start": 5132.74, "end": 5134.22, "text": " Much love"}, {"start": 5134.22, "end": 5140.38, "text": " No, not tomorrow chat, you know, I mean bacon. I still prefer smite I think to legal legends when I'm enjoying myself"}, {"start": 5150.7, "end": 5152.7, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5166.54, "end": 5168.54, "text": " He's so unfazed by us"}, {"start": 5180.7, "end": 5194.7, "text": " Yeah, um, secret Santa in sub discord boys. It's at the very top left when you join."}, {"start": 5194.7, "end": 5204.7, "text": " Uh, I've never done it before, but it's apparently very successful usually. So yeah, don't scam"}, {"start": 5204.7, "end": 5212.54, "text": " anyone no one's ever been scammed I don't think bitch yeah that one right"}, {"start": 5234.7, "end": 5259.099999999999, "text": " Well, CNL losers, thanks for the loot."}, {"start": 5259.1, "end": 5261.1, "text": " Jimmy, thanks for subbing. Kenzie, thanks for subbing."}, {"start": 5277.740000000001, "end": 5279.740000000001, "text": " I'm a hero."}, {"start": 5280.22, "end": 5283.42, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 5283.42, "end": 5285.42, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 5285.42, "end": 5289.86, "text": " Oh yeah daddy"}, {"start": 5310.38, "end": 5313.9, "text": " Stone pressure plate"}, {"start": 5315.42, "end": 5317.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5319.22, "end": 5321.22, "text": " Couldn't move"}, {"start": 5324.54, "end": 5329.1, "text": " What happened there, what you both for well pizza"}, {"start": 5335.26, "end": 5340.34, "text": " They heard me bro, they heard me in the bunker now"}, {"start": 5340.34, "end": 5349.52, "text": " No, I voted for our second shot on the 13th for the current president nice to be to you too I"}, {"start": 5354.16, "end": 5364.96, "text": " Interest the Kamala there. Yeah me neither man, you know, I'm hoping to get these $5,000 checks. Yes, sir, dude"}, {"start": 5371.16, "end": 5373.16, "text": " Thank you Elon man, you know"}, {"start": 5385.400000000001, "end": 5387.400000000001, "text": " The name's Eva"}, {"start": 5400.34, "end": 5411.7, "text": " I like looking in every corner for stuff."}, {"start": 5411.7, "end": 5413.7, "text": " We're going there!"}, {"start": 5421.7, "end": 5423.7, "text": " We're going there!"}, {"start": 5431.7, "end": 5433.7, "text": " I made some coffee."}, {"start": 5441.7, "end": 5460.099999999999, "text": " I'm going to hell."}, {"start": 5460.1, "end": 5480.1, "text": " and"}, {"start": 5480.1, "end": 5483.1, "text": " What up?"}, {"start": 5483.1, "end": 5485.1, "text": " Why are you wasting your time with this?"}, {"start": 5485.1, "end": 5486.1, "text": " What up?"}, {"start": 5486.1, "end": 5487.1, "text": " What up?"}, {"start": 5487.1, "end": 5488.1, "text": " What up?"}, {"start": 5488.1, "end": 5489.1, "text": " What up?"}, {"start": 5489.1, "end": 5493.1, "text": " This guy thinks I'm not hitting crabs right now, dude."}, {"start": 5493.1, "end": 5494.1, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 5494.1, "end": 5498.1, "text": " That was a Hearthstone reference."}, {"start": 5498.1, "end": 5506.1, "text": " That's a Tecchi's reference?"}, {"start": 5506.1, "end": 5507.1, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5507.1, "end": 5508.1, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 5508.1, "end": 5509.1, "text": " Shooters, Elegant, you're out."}, {"start": 5509.1, "end": 5513.06, "text": " That's my OSRAS league going. I'm not playing leagues, dude, and I won't"}, {"start": 5515.620000000001, "end": 5520.18, "text": " Until I've completed every quest got the inferno cape. That's when I play leagues, dude"}, {"start": 5528.5, "end": 5530.5, "text": " Me me me me"}, {"start": 5539.1, "end": 5546.1, "text": " Who are all the dumb motherfuckers and chants saying the flash that went on?"}, {"start": 5569.1, "end": 5585.54, "text": " He's reaching."}, {"start": 5585.54, "end": 5594.58, "text": " So like, you guys can see on the camera those two guys standing next to each other?"}, {"start": 5594.58, "end": 5613.18, "text": " So the life before this one, the two guys on the camera, those guys get an angle on me"}, {"start": 5613.18, "end": 5616.42, "text": " before I can get an angle on the guy in the metal detector."}, {"start": 5616.42, "end": 5623.3, "text": " So my only option is to shoot one of the two guys behind the guy in the metal detector,"}, {"start": 5623.3, "end": 5628.06, "text": " But if I do that, that aggro's the guy in the metal detector and he runs out, and then"}, {"start": 5628.06, "end": 5634.06, "text": " all of a sudden I have to use my eight bullets to pre-fire him, otherwise I have to beat him"}, {"start": 5634.06, "end": 5639.2, "text": " at a fucking 50ms reaction time, Taz."}, {"start": 5639.2, "end": 5640.2, "text": " It's fucked."}, {"start": 5640.2, "end": 5641.2, "text": " This is Toc, Federal Chain established."}, {"start": 5641.2, "end": 5642.2, "text": " Suspect confirmed, inside."}, {"start": 5642.2, "end": 5649.2, "text": " This is Tock, Federal Chain established. Suspect confirmed inside for..."}, {"start": 5649.2, "end": 5654.2, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended? I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 5654.2, "end": 5658.2, "text": " Cameras are still active. We were likely being watched upon entry."}, {"start": 5661.2, "end": 5665.2, "text": " We have lost contact. We have lost contact from Tock."}, {"start": 5665.2, "end": 5668.2, "text": " Uncast, we have spotted an open track in the scene."}, {"start": 5668.2, "end": 5686.2, "text": " Unlimited race putting, thanks for subbing!"}, {"start": 5686.2, "end": 5709.679999999999, "text": " What were those guys doing in front of that door?"}, {"start": 5709.68, "end": 5711.68, "text": " Stance our lakes for a shit"}, {"start": 5722.68, "end": 5724.68, "text": " All right, where's"}, {"start": 5739.68, "end": 5743.12, "text": " I've been leaning on the 50ms reaction time excuse."}, {"start": 5743.12, "end": 5744.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5744.12, "end": 5745.12, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 5745.12, "end": 5750.12, "text": " I WAS IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW!"}, {"start": 5750.12, "end": 5755.12, "text": " TO THE WINDOW!"}, {"start": 5755.12, "end": 5757.12, "text": " TO THE WALL!"}, {"start": 5757.12, "end": 5758.12, "text": " Player left the game."}, {"start": 5758.12, "end": 5759.12, "text": " That's the replay."}, {"start": 5759.12, "end": 5764.12, "text": " That's how they do the replays."}, {"start": 5764.12, "end": 5765.12, "text": " Fresh sleep teetex or something."}, {"start": 5765.12, "end": 5766.12, "text": " My hands are cold dude!"}, {"start": 5766.12, "end": 5767.92, "text": " Oh dude!"}, {"start": 5767.92, "end": 5769.96, "text": " Listen to Lana Del Rey."}, {"start": 5769.96, "end": 5772.44, "text": " How about Lana Del May?"}, {"start": 5772.44, "end": 5773.28, "text": " Hehehehe."}, {"start": 5777.12, "end": 5777.96, "text": " Ehhhhh."}, {"start": 5782.76, "end": 5783.76, "text": " Deep latone, this is the-"}, {"start": 5783.76, "end": 5784.76, "text": " Ohhhhh."}, {"start": 5784.76, "end": 5786.76, "text": " How could they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 5787.76, "end": 5790.76, "text": " It's not like Lana Del Gay, right?"}, {"start": 5790.76, "end": 5793.76, "text": " You were likely being watched upon entry."}, {"start": 5793.76, "end": 5800.76, "text": " of"}, {"start": 5823.76, "end": 5833.76, "text": " and"}, {"start": 5833.76, "end": 5840.76, "text": " move down"}, {"start": 5840.76, "end": 5851.76, "text": " this two guys in here"}, {"start": 5851.76, "end": 5852.76, "text": " He like moved around."}, {"start": 5863.92, "end": 5864.92, "text": " Stop eating your wool."}, {"start": 5868.280000000001, "end": 5870.360000000001, "text": " Paindiel's son or talk daughter?"}, {"start": 5872.96, "end": 5873.96, "text": " Paindiel's son."}, {"start": 5875.16, "end": 5876.16, "text": " Paindiel's son."}, {"start": 5877.52, "end": 5880.52, "text": " It sounds like a North Korean dynasty."}, {"start": 5881.76, "end": 5888.76, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 5911.76, "end": 5936.9400000000005, "text": " The"}, {"start": 5966.9400000000005, "end": 5967.9400000000005, "text": " Get down!"}, {"start": 5967.9400000000005, "end": 5968.9400000000005, "text": " We're not here for you."}, {"start": 5968.9400000000005, "end": 5969.9400000000005, "text": " You have to stop them!"}, {"start": 5969.9400000000005, "end": 5970.9400000000005, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 5970.9400000000005, "end": 5971.9400000000005, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 5971.9400000000005, "end": 5972.9400000000005, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 5972.9400000000005, "end": 5973.9400000000005, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 5973.9400000000005, "end": 5974.9400000000005, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 5974.9400000000005, "end": 5975.9400000000005, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 5975.9400000000005, "end": 5976.9400000000005, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 5976.9400000000005, "end": 5983.9400000000005, "text": " I have to take care of your shoes."}, {"start": 5983.9400000000005, "end": 5986.9400000000005, "text": " We're not here for you."}, {"start": 5986.9400000000005, "end": 5991.9400000000005, "text": " You have to stop them."}, {"start": 5991.9400000000005, "end": 5994.9400000000005, "text": " We have to get them in our custody."}, {"start": 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Hobson."}, {"start": 6170.34, "end": 6195.06, "text": " Clip did moment."}, {"start": 6195.06, "end": 6202.06, "text": " He fucking moved."}, {"start": 6225.06, "end": 6235.06, "text": " I did not mean to let go of the grenade."}, {"start": 6235.06, "end": 6246.06, "text": " I did not mean to let go of the grenade."}, {"start": 6246.06, "end": 6248.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6265.34, "end": 6267.34, "text": " My patients"}, {"start": 6297.34, "end": 6299.34, "text": " The boss is dying."}, {"start": 6299.34, "end": 6302.34, "text": " Errrm, base go six for a 100 months?"}, {"start": 6319.34, "end": 6321.34, "text": " He was punching the cement guys."}, {"start": 6327.34, "end": 6340.54, "text": " They trust you've retained your semen moon?"}, {"start": 6340.54, "end": 6342.42, "text": " Oh yes!"}, {"start": 6342.42, "end": 6347.7, "text": " 10 reps of Tantric Squirtle breathing!"}, {"start": 6347.7, "end": 6354.18, "text": " I need 10 reps!"}, {"start": 6354.18, "end": 6358.76, "text": " So you're seeming"}, {"start": 6363.76, "end": 6365.76, "text": " This multiplayer, yeah"}, {"start": 6373.76, "end": 6375.76, "text": " Retain warrior"}, {"start": 6384.18, "end": 6388.18, "text": " I think this floor is clear."}, {"start": 6398.18, "end": 6403.18, "text": " The roleplay is Metal Gear for this run? The machine?"}, {"start": 6414.18, "end": 6429.18, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6429.18, "end": 6439.18, "text": " fact that"}, {"start": 6439.18, "end": 6441.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6452.46, "end": 6454.46, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 6454.46, "end": 6457.84, "text": " Docks 5,000, Deeper 2, interference is getting stronger."}, {"start": 6457.84, "end": 6464.360000000001, "text": " You may be getting closer to the six meters by securing it and establishing it as vital."}, {"start": 6464.360000000001, "end": 6474.360000000001, "text": " You're a bitch, James. You are even more than a pure slave. Imagine them around your wrist."}, {"start": 6494.360000000001, "end": 6501.360000000001, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 6584.360000000001, "end": 6586.360000000001, "text": " Goddamn"}, {"start": 6592.120000000001, "end": 6595.52, "text": " Now you're gonna move right now"}, {"start": 6608.84, "end": 6610.84, "text": " It's in the corner"}, {"start": 6614.360000000001, "end": 6621.360000000001, "text": " The door is still closed."}, {"start": 6644.360000000001, "end": 6666.360000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6666.360000000001, "end": 6671.360000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6671.360000000001, "end": 6673.360000000001, "text": " Don't get down to sleep."}, {"start": 6673.360000000001, "end": 6676.360000000001, "text": " Dreaming our name for new war actions."}, {"start": 6698.360000000001, "end": 6699.360000000001, "text": " Any bad guy?"}, {"start": 6701.360000000001, "end": 6710.6, "text": " Is this really the best way to do this?"}, {"start": 6710.6, "end": 6713.040000000001, "text": " No, this is the way that I have..."}, {"start": 6713.040000000001, "end": 6719.84, "text": " I mean, it's certainly not the best way to do it."}, {"start": 6719.84, "end": 6729.160000000001, "text": " But I didn't Google a guide, so..."}, {"start": 6729.16, "end": 6758.16, "text": " I don't think there's anyone over here."}, {"start": 6878.16, "end": 6880.16, "text": " Weird?"}, {"start": 6908.16, "end": 6913.16, "text": " We have a civilian in custody talk to all of us"}, {"start": 6913.16, "end": 6916.16, "text": " They're so precise with your bindings"}, {"start": 6916.16, "end": 6920.16, "text": " I never wonder why that was so natural"}, {"start": 6920.16, "end": 6923.16, "text": " What should we get for dinner?"}, {"start": 6923.16, "end": 6925.16, "text": " Hamburger"}, {"start": 6938.16, "end": 6941.96, "text": " Please, I'm on the ground! I'm not moving!"}, {"start": 6941.96, "end": 6943.96, "text": " We got this under control."}, {"start": 6943.96, "end": 6947.96, "text": " They're everywhere! Please, don't leave me here!"}, {"start": 6947.96, "end": 6950.96, "text": " Leave the car. Civilians standing by for trailers."}, {"start": 6964.96, "end": 6965.96, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 6965.96, "end": 6990.96, "text": " No camera for this room."}, {"start": 6990.96, "end": 6993.96, "text": " call us all soon, we'll call it."}, {"start": 6993.96, "end": 6995.96, "text": " It's already done."}, {"start": 6997.96, "end": 7000.96, "text": " We believe in the right time for this moment."}, {"start": 7000.96, "end": 7002.96, "text": " Hold the head to the safe one."}, {"start": 7014.96, "end": 7015.96, "text": " Get out of here!"}, {"start": 7015.96, "end": 7016.96, "text": " All shut up!"}, {"start": 7016.96, "end": 7018.96, "text": " Go into the kitchen."}, {"start": 7020.96, "end": 7030.96, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7030.96, "end": 7040.96, "text": " the"}, {"start": 7040.96, "end": 7043.96, "text": " I'm going to use your asses now."}, {"start": 7043.96, "end": 7046.96, "text": " Two is down, Wilson."}, {"start": 7046.96, "end": 7047.96, "text": " Go on."}, {"start": 7047.96, "end": 7050.96, "text": " You guys are getting my truck playlist right now."}, {"start": 7061.96, "end": 7064.96, "text": " Don't I list the four minor remember the days?"}, {"start": 7064.96, "end": 7066.96, "text": " Never heard of them."}, {"start": 7070.96, "end": 7077.96, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm doing here."}, {"start": 7100.96, "end": 7111.2, "text": " You think Highline Miami 2 deserves a sequel?"}, {"start": 7111.2, "end": 7113.2, "text": " You mean a Triquel?"}, {"start": 7113.2, "end": 7115.2, "text": " A Doi?"}, {"start": 7115.2, "end": 7117.2, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 7117.2, "end": 7119.2, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7119.2, "end": 7127.2, "text": " You might be done on this floor."}, {"start": 7127.2, "end": 7134.2, "text": " He's above us."}, {"start": 7134.2, "end": 7141.2, "text": " Hopefully."}, {"start": 7157.2, "end": 7164.2, "text": " Can you use the gun they dropped?"}, {"start": 7164.2, "end": 7166.2, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 7187.2, "end": 7216.82, "text": " I don't want to come from this angle."}, {"start": 7276.82, "end": 7304.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7304.82, "end": 7311.82, "text": " I will walk over this then."}, {"start": 7364.82, "end": 7371.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7371.82, "end": 7375.82, "text": " the"}, {"start": 7375.82, "end": 7378.82, "text": " death"}, {"start": 7378.82, "end": 7381.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7381.82, "end": 7386.82, "text": " the"}, {"start": 7386.82, "end": 7391.82, "text": " death"}, {"start": 7391.82, "end": 7411.82, "text": " and"}, {"start": 7411.82, "end": 7436.139999999999, "text": " I think we're going upstairs."}, {"start": 7436.14, "end": 7456.14, "text": " I don't deserve this."}, {"start": 7486.14, "end": 7491.740000000001, "text": " Control is a task. Take it off and you'll see how the sands are really working."}, {"start": 7516.14, "end": 7523.14, "text": " I think we checked this room, right?"}, {"start": 7523.14, "end": 7526.14, "text": " Yeah, we did."}, {"start": 7606.14, "end": 7609.46, "text": " no windpuff"}, {"start": 7636.14, "end": 7639.14, "text": " What happened to you after my call?"}, {"start": 7640.14, "end": 7641.14, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 7666.14, "end": 7668.14, "text": " Let's wait for you, fucker."}, {"start": 7668.820000000001, "end": 7670.820000000001, "text": " Both the building's major is worth the trouble."}, {"start": 7683.820000000001, "end": 7685.820000000001, "text": " Bring me a shotgun."}, {"start": 7690.1, "end": 7693.6, "text": " I'm a recorder. Whatever method you need to get out there, I can do it, okay?"}, {"start": 7726.14, "end": 7728.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7756.14, "end": 7758.14, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7770.14, "end": 7772.14, "text": " The hell is going on?"}, {"start": 7772.14, "end": 7774.14, "text": " We have a dead suspect here."}, {"start": 7775.14, "end": 7777.14, "text": " The context is alive."}, {"start": 7777.14, "end": 7779.14, "text": " The truth is still there."}, {"start": 7779.14, "end": 7781.14, "text": " They were in your way."}, {"start": 7786.14, "end": 7789.14, "text": " These guys are just regular thugs."}, {"start": 7816.14, "end": 7844.14, "text": " and"}, {"start": 7844.14, "end": 7846.14, "text": " this side"}, {"start": 7874.14, "end": 7881.14, "text": " Move bandages for 7 and savage garden bandages for 7, 69."}, {"start": 7904.14, "end": 7911.14, "text": " That's a good one."}, {"start": 7911.14, "end": 7916.14, "text": " Is that moving?"}, {"start": 7916.14, "end": 7924.14, "text": " The hell is coming on?"}, {"start": 7954.14, "end": 7969.780000000001, "text": " Maybe we should have brought one last flashbang guys."}, {"start": 7969.780000000001, "end": 7975.46, "text": " Is there like three bullets left?"}, {"start": 7975.46, "end": 7980.46, "text": " This is like two bullets."}, {"start": 8010.46, "end": 8013.46, "text": " I made it!"}, {"start": 8013.46, "end": 8017.46, "text": " Collect your fears, the foundation needed."}, {"start": 8017.46, "end": 8021.46, "text": " It's a shame you couldn't see things our way."}, {"start": 8023.46, "end": 8028.46, "text": " Turns around, but doesn't 180 kills you?"}, {"start": 8033.46, "end": 8035.46, "text": " We kill a lot of guys, bro."}, {"start": 8036.46, "end": 8037.46, "text": " Ben?"}, {"start": 8038.46, "end": 8039.46, "text": " Ben?"}, {"start": 8040.46, "end": 8042.46, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 8045.96, "end": 8049.96, "text": " Talking Bend Trap Remix 2022."}, {"start": 8051.46, "end": 8052.46, "text": " Bang!"}, {"start": 8053.96, "end": 8057.46, "text": " Talking Bend Trap Remix I-Show Speed X Bend Remix."}, {"start": 8070.46, "end": 8080.46, "text": " I mean, Ben strikes me as a beggar, I won't be honest."}, {"start": 8080.46, "end": 8091.46, "text": " He looks so grumpy, do you guys have the old man chair and shit?"}, {"start": 8091.46, "end": 8106.46, "text": " We have lost contact with the team. We have lost contact with Mark. I can't see this on the door."}, {"start": 8136.46, "end": 8138.46, "text": " Get on the ground now!"}, {"start": 8142.46, "end": 8146.46, "text": " People too, this is Toc, Federal observer standing by for your go-ahead."}, {"start": 8146.46, "end": 8149.46, "text": " Roger, target fatality and knowledge."}, {"start": 8149.46, "end": 8151.46, "text": " You might as well oversight dragging into this."}, {"start": 8151.46, "end": 8153.46, "text": " Put your fucking hands down on the ground!"}, {"start": 8153.46, "end": 8154.46, "text": " Move!"}, {"start": 8154.46, "end": 8155.46, "text": " Down on your knees!"}, {"start": 8155.46, "end": 8156.46, "text": " Come on, bitch!"}, {"start": 8157.46, "end": 8159.46, "text": " This is the right spot!"}, {"start": 8162.46, "end": 8164.46, "text": " Enter team Toc, suspect down."}, {"start": 8164.46, "end": 8172.46, "text": " This is Todd with FISA on Overwatch. Roger entry team confirmed deceased. Oversight blocking casualty."}, {"start": 8173.46, "end": 8176.46, "text": " All that stuff they were saying is just kind of annoying."}, {"start": 8177.46, "end": 8185.46, "text": " This is Todd's T-Rex. Suspected blocking and hijacking her comms. That was still something around it. We can move right along her goal."}, {"start": 8185.46, "end": 8187.46, "text": " And you can follow the official..."}, {"start": 8194.460000000001, "end": 8196.460000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8210.240000000002, "end": 8212.240000000002, "text": " Almost gotcha"}, {"start": 8224.460000000001, "end": 8231.460000000001, "text": " Where'd this guy go?"}, {"start": 8254.460000000001, "end": 8258.460000000001, "text": " The obedience is strong."}, {"start": 8258.460000000001, "end": 8260.460000000001, "text": " Oh, yes, oh, yes."}, {"start": 8260.460000000001, "end": 8263.460000000001, "text": " Tell me, Doc, suspect is deceased."}, {"start": 8263.460000000001, "end": 8264.460000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 8284.460000000001, "end": 8294.460000000001, "text": " How did my flash not go in there?"}, {"start": 8294.460000000001, "end": 8295.460000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 8295.460000000001, "end": 8296.460000000001, "text": " Did I move it with the door?"}, {"start": 8296.460000000001, "end": 8309.460000000001, "text": " Team Raptix or something?"}, {"start": 8309.460000000001, "end": 8310.460000000001, "text": " That sucks."}, {"start": 8310.460000000001, "end": 8311.460000000001, "text": " We got a lot of uh..."}, {"start": 8311.460000000001, "end": 8313.460000000001, "text": " We got a lot of suspects early on."}, {"start": 8313.460000000001, "end": 8315.7, "text": " I got a lot of suspects early on, what a shame."}, {"start": 8315.7, "end": 8317.62, "text": " I think I threw my flashbang and then like,"}, {"start": 8317.62, "end": 8321.62, "text": " I moved the flashbang after I closed the doors again."}, {"start": 8324.220000000001, "end": 8328.1, "text": " There I clicked this five view talking Ben Russian video."}, {"start": 8328.1, "end": 8328.94, "text": " I'm clicking it."}, {"start": 8336.380000000001, "end": 8340.060000000001, "text": " It was uploaded by a Russian guy."}, {"start": 8340.060000000001, "end": 8341.78, "text": " Once again, proving that Russians are kind of like"}, {"start": 8341.78, "end": 8343.78, "text": " Six years behind on memes, dude."}, {"start": 8366.78, "end": 8368.78, "text": " Russian 100 guys."}, {"start": 8371.78, "end": 8376.18, "text": " It looks like he's going to attack around and watch people shoot at him for a second."}, {"start": 8376.18, "end": 8378.980000000001, "text": " He's above twenty now! God damn it!"}, {"start": 8378.980000000001, "end": 8381.300000000001, "text": " I'm going to kill him now!"}, {"start": 8381.300000000001, "end": 8383.7, "text": " I'm going to kill him now!"}, {"start": 8383.7, "end": 8386.34, "text": " Whatever happened to one of your guys?"}, {"start": 8386.34, "end": 8387.140000000001, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 8387.140000000001, "end": 8388.5, "text": " Get down! No!"}, {"start": 8388.5, "end": 8389.94, "text": " I'll put your fucking hands up!"}, {"start": 8389.94, "end": 8391.140000000001, "text": " Come out of your knees!"}, {"start": 8391.140000000001, "end": 8392.34, "text": " Fuck your hands up!"}, {"start": 8393.62, "end": 8394.58, "text": " Oh, you gotta be-"}, {"start": 8394.58, "end": 8404.58, "text": " I have like, like I'm shooting him like in the fucking collar bone dude, no pawns."}, {"start": 8404.58, "end": 8412.58, "text": " This is Todd, with 5 minute on overwatch, oversight notes, lethal application under review."}, {"start": 8412.58, "end": 8415.58, "text": " There are 10,000 gecks now?"}, {"start": 8415.58, "end": 8417.58, "text": " That's a lot of gecks."}, {"start": 8417.58, "end": 8419.58, "text": " Chugs, this is Connors TV."}, {"start": 8419.58, "end": 8422.58, "text": " Suspect is blocking and hijacking the comms."}, {"start": 8422.58, "end": 8424.58, "text": " That was still something I wanted."}, {"start": 8424.58, "end": 8426.58, "text": " We can just move on right along enough to hold it."}, {"start": 8426.58, "end": 8428.58, "text": " Take your time with this."}, {"start": 8428.58, "end": 8430.58, "text": " Some might say too many."}, {"start": 8430.58, "end": 8431.58, "text": " Like me."}, {"start": 8431.58, "end": 8433.58, "text": " I'm saying that's too many gecks."}, {"start": 8436.58, "end": 8440.58, "text": " We are six years behind in memes, but six years ahead in weapons of mass destruction."}, {"start": 8441.58, "end": 8444.58, "text": " These are also the champion of beating your wives."}, {"start": 8445.58, "end": 8470.94, "text": " Aliasca when they're in a life beating competition with the average Russian guy"}, {"start": 8470.94, "end": 8472.220000000001, "text": " You have to hurry!"}, {"start": 8473.74, "end": 8476.7, "text": " Elephant talk. To go and cut and prep for me back."}, {"start": 8479.34, "end": 8481.82, "text": " So you're a judge? No, I'm judge."}, {"start": 8481.82, "end": 8483.34, "text": " You're the one with the bad guys."}, {"start": 8486.140000000001, "end": 8488.62, "text": " I feel like maybe Six Chatters got that joke."}, {"start": 8490.86, "end": 8495.82, "text": " The joke is that Alaskans are prolific domestic violence and actors."}, {"start": 8500.94, "end": 8508.02, "text": " And you know, I mean I guess Russia was kind of making a stink about taking Alaska back a while ago one thing makes sense"}, {"start": 8516.86, "end": 8518.86, "text": " They're spiritually Russia"}, {"start": 8521.220000000001, "end": 8523.800000000001, "text": " The fuck are you talking about? I don't have man"}, {"start": 8525.060000000001, "end": 8528.92, "text": " Anyone who's not a stupid piece of shit that I could talk to and chatters is just that guy"}, {"start": 8530.94, "end": 8537.94, "text": " Just him."}, {"start": 8537.94, "end": 8539.94, "text": " Bro I explained the joke."}, {"start": 8539.94, "end": 8548.94, "text": " I knew still couldn't get it."}, {"start": 8548.94, "end": 8550.94, "text": " Ah blah blah."}, {"start": 8550.94, "end": 8553.94, "text": " I don't worship your god."}, {"start": 8553.94, "end": 8556.94, "text": " There's only one god I worship."}, {"start": 8556.94, "end": 8558.94, "text": " 300."}, {"start": 8558.94, "end": 8561.68, "text": " Wait, what's the ammo caliber I use with this?"}, {"start": 8568.6, "end": 8571.1, "text": " 300 blackout. Boom!"}, {"start": 8580.5, "end": 8582.800000000001, "text": " Who do you think is the most gay guy in chat?"}, {"start": 8582.8, "end": 8593.72, "text": " that the cheddar said it's probably me by the way me being him"}, {"start": 8593.72, "end": 8600.72, "text": " Make a noise!"}, {"start": 8600.72, "end": 8605.0, "text": " Do something!"}, {"start": 8605.0, "end": 8609.64, "text": " Don't just creep around the corner like Bigfoot!"}, {"start": 8609.64, "end": 8611.599999999999, "text": " And make a fucking noise!"}, {"start": 8611.599999999999, "end": 8613.599999999999, "text": " Indicate that you are there!"}, {"start": 8613.599999999999, "end": 8615.599999999999, "text": " Do something!"}, {"start": 8615.599999999999, "end": 8621.88, "text": " I shall wait."}, {"start": 8621.88, "end": 8622.88, "text": " This copy is delicious though."}, {"start": 8622.880000000001, "end": 8624.880000000001, "text": " I will give it up for the coffee"}, {"start": 8640.560000000001, "end": 8644.800000000001, "text": " Like any kind of wines, I don't really like wines cause it gives me freaking heartburn, dude"}, {"start": 8646.920000000002, "end": 8649.84, "text": " Well brand of coffee hazelnut"}, {"start": 8652.880000000001, "end": 8656.380000000001, "text": " Hazel, none."}, {"start": 8656.380000000001, "end": 8663.380000000001, "text": " Hazel, entry team, talk here alongside oversight."}, {"start": 8663.380000000001, "end": 8664.380000000001, "text": " Nuh."}, {"start": 8664.380000000001, "end": 8667.380000000001, "text": " Suspect confirmed, inside, proceed under fire."}, {"start": 8667.380000000001, "end": 8669.380000000001, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 8669.380000000001, "end": 8672.380000000001, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 8672.380000000001, "end": 8673.380000000001, "text": " Pulling live feeds."}, {"start": 8673.380000000001, "end": 8675.380000000001, "text": " This could give us a layout advantage."}, {"start": 8675.380000000001, "end": 8704.380000000001, "text": " Who's God's gayest shatter?"}, {"start": 8704.380000000001, "end": 8707.76, "text": " Work entry team oversight confirmed non lethal application"}, {"start": 8714.02, "end": 8716.02, "text": " Gato"}, {"start": 8734.380000000001, "end": 8739.380000000001, "text": " Hey man."}, {"start": 8739.380000000001, "end": 8744.380000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8744.380000000001, "end": 8750.380000000001, "text": " Just kill me."}, {"start": 8750.380000000001, "end": 8756.380000000001, "text": " I don't want to take the minus 100 anyway."}, {"start": 8756.380000000001, "end": 8769.900000000001, "text": " I don't want to take the minus 100 anyway."}, {"start": 8769.900000000001, "end": 8771.060000000001, "text": " Minus 100!"}, {"start": 8771.060000000001, "end": 8781.660000000002, "text": " If that was a sick headshot though we would have kept going."}, {"start": 8781.66, "end": 8792.78, "text": " It's Snoop Dog time. There's only one good Snoop Dog song."}, {"start": 8792.78, "end": 8810.220000000001, "text": " Let me try and find it, hang on."}, {"start": 8810.22, "end": 8840.179999999998, "text": " This is the version dude."}, {"start": 8840.18, "end": 8842.18, "text": " That's the acoustic version?"}, {"start": 8842.18, "end": 8844.18, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8858.18, "end": 8860.18, "text": " It's out talking."}, {"start": 8870.18, "end": 8884.7, "text": " Now I gotta start a Uber, do you know?"}, {"start": 8884.7, "end": 8886.7, "text": " My eyes are closed."}, {"start": 8886.7, "end": 8887.7, "text": " Murder!"}, {"start": 8887.7, "end": 8906.900000000001, "text": " This is the bad version this is the Christmas version guys"}, {"start": 8947.7, "end": 8949.7, "text": " Stay calm."}, {"start": 8949.7, "end": 8951.7, "text": " Stay right behind me."}, {"start": 8951.7, "end": 8953.7, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8953.7, "end": 8955.7, "text": " It's only good to go and breathe back."}, {"start": 8955.7, "end": 8957.7, "text": " Take your time."}, {"start": 8957.7, "end": 8959.7, "text": " Now!"}, {"start": 8959.7, "end": 8961.7, "text": " Stay calm."}, {"start": 8961.7, "end": 8963.7, "text": " Stay right behind me."}, {"start": 8963.7, "end": 8965.7, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8965.7, "end": 8967.7, "text": " It's only good to go and breathe back."}, {"start": 8967.7, "end": 8969.7, "text": " Take your time."}, {"start": 8969.7, "end": 8971.7, "text": " Now!"}, {"start": 8971.7, "end": 8973.7, "text": " Stay calm."}, {"start": 8973.7, "end": 8975.7, "text": " Stay right behind me."}, {"start": 8975.7, "end": 8978.240000000002, "text": " You think you're so proud?"}, {"start": 9005.7, "end": 9012.7, "text": " Do they got the theremin?"}, {"start": 9065.7, "end": 9075.7, "text": " I don't know what I'm supposed to get out of here now."}, {"start": 9075.7, "end": 9080.7, "text": " I don't know what I'm supposed to get out of here now."}, {"start": 9080.7, "end": 9085.7, "text": " There's our guy in here."}, {"start": 9085.7, "end": 9087.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9115.7, "end": 9117.7, "text": " WBOSS!"}, {"start": 9117.7, "end": 9119.7, "text": " WBOSS!"}, {"start": 9119.7, "end": 9121.7, "text": " Not sure that was a flight."}, {"start": 9121.7, "end": 9123.7, "text": " It's funny, if I hadn't gone for a grenade,"}, {"start": 9123.7, "end": 9125.7, "text": " we'd just kill that guy."}, {"start": 9125.7, "end": 9127.7, "text": " Because he didn't shoot us instantly."}, {"start": 9127.7, "end": 9129.7, "text": " He just kind of like walked out, looked around,"}, {"start": 9129.7, "end": 9131.7, "text": " and then killed us."}, {"start": 9131.7, "end": 9133.7, "text": " And then he just walked out."}, {"start": 9133.7, "end": 9135.7, "text": " And then he just walked out."}, {"start": 9135.7, "end": 9137.7, "text": " And then he just walked out."}, {"start": 9137.7, "end": 9139.7, "text": " And then he just walked out."}, {"start": 9139.7, "end": 9141.7, "text": " And then he just walked out."}, {"start": 9141.7, "end": 9143.7, "text": " And then he just walked out."}, {"start": 9143.7, "end": 9156.1, "text": " around and then kill this murder please blow up the piano you cannot our piano"}, {"start": 9156.1, "end": 9161.34, "text": " keys made of ivory where how do they source the ivory"}, {"start": 9161.34, "end": 9166.34, "text": " They used to be."}, {"start": 9166.34, "end": 9179.34, "text": " Why don't they have elephant phones?"}, {"start": 9179.34, "end": 9182.54, "text": " We have watched content with Fox."}, {"start": 9182.54, "end": 9185.54, "text": " I can't even spot an open frequency."}, {"start": 9185.54, "end": 9186.74, "text": " It's working."}, {"start": 9186.74, "end": 9188.24, "text": " It's working under the mic."}, {"start": 9188.24, "end": 9190.94, "text": " Looks like it's being used to separate or to launch"}, {"start": 9190.94, "end": 9191.94, "text": " the hostages."}, {"start": 9191.94, "end": 9192.94, "text": " It's working."}, {"start": 9192.94, "end": 9194.44, "text": " We have a bug swiping out."}, {"start": 9194.44, "end": 9195.94, "text": " They reproduce too slow?"}, {"start": 9195.94, "end": 9196.94, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 9196.94, "end": 9197.94, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9197.94, "end": 9198.94, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9198.94, "end": 9199.94, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9199.94, "end": 9200.94, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9200.94, "end": 9201.94, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9201.94, "end": 9202.94, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9202.94, "end": 9207.94, "text": " What are our expensive piano without real ivory keys?"}, {"start": 9207.94, "end": 9214.26, "text": " Actually wreaking havoc in Africa right now?"}, {"start": 9214.26, "end": 9216.74, "text": " Anyone trying to go on safari dude?"}, {"start": 9216.74, "end": 9221.9, "text": " Judge, this is Tom and Jerry, suspect of unlocking and hijacking the fogs and we're"}, {"start": 9221.9, "end": 9223.380000000001, "text": " still some people in there."}, {"start": 9223.380000000001, "end": 9229.42, "text": " We can just move right along enough to hold and take you to the bottom of the station."}, {"start": 9229.42, "end": 9234.18, "text": " Dude, the Northern Lion's super safari."}, {"start": 9234.18, "end": 9236.18, "text": " You can meet your favorite streamers."}, {"start": 9238.18, "end": 9240.18, "text": " Murder!"}, {"start": 9242.18, "end": 9245.18, "text": " Murder was the case that they gave me."}, {"start": 9246.18, "end": 9248.18, "text": " And then hunt them for sport."}, {"start": 9249.18, "end": 9251.18, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 9264.18, "end": 9266.18, "text": " Where are you kneeling?"}, {"start": 9269.54, "end": 9275.54, "text": " Safari nowadays does not mean taking a blunderbuss and shooting random animals in Africa, okay?"}, {"start": 9279.220000000001, "end": 9281.220000000001, "text": " So it's okay if you go on safari now"}, {"start": 9294.18, "end": 9323.18, "text": " I don't think we got that other guy."}, {"start": 9323.18, "end": 9338.380000000001, "text": " Ben?"}, {"start": 9339.880000000001, "end": 9348.36, "text": " I know that's the most annoying part."}, {"start": 9348.36, "end": 9351.58, "text": " Ren?"}, {"start": 9351.58, "end": 9361.58, "text": " Honestly, I didn't know people still use Macs though, although I was like a joke."}, {"start": 9361.58, "end": 9372.42, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 9372.42, "end": 9380.22, "text": " Art nerds love Macs."}, {"start": 9380.22, "end": 9386.039999999999, "text": " I thought the appeal of like max is like oh you got all these cool they call they call the apps short for applications"}, {"start": 9386.279999999999, "end": 9389.14, "text": " You do cool stuff like take pictures or draw"}, {"start": 9390.38, "end": 9392.82, "text": " Like bro, you can't find an equivalent"}, {"start": 9393.82, "end": 9398.019999999999, "text": " app for that on a different like you need it needs to be"}, {"start": 9398.46, "end": 9402.58, "text": " Spoon fed to you by mr. Jobs, dude as he's eating a"}, {"start": 9404.0, "end": 9406.0, "text": " passion fruit smoothie"}, {"start": 9406.0, "end": 9408.0, "text": " To kill his fucking brain cancer"}, {"start": 9410.22, "end": 9415.179999999998, "text": " Like, bro."}, {"start": 9415.179999999998, "end": 9419.099999999999, "text": " Whenever someone says something about it, like, oh, it's just so much easier for our"}, {"start": 9419.099999999999, "end": 9420.099999999999, "text": " guys."}, {"start": 9420.099999999999, "end": 9421.099999999999, "text": " Dude, what does that mean?"}, {"start": 9421.099999999999, "end": 9425.3, "text": " That our guys are too fucking incompetent or lazy to learn how to navigate the internet"}, {"start": 9425.3, "end": 9428.74, "text": " to find something that like suits their need?"}, {"start": 9428.74, "end": 9432.3, "text": " Oh, they're artists."}, {"start": 9432.3, "end": 9434.74, "text": " It's a different hemisphere of the brain being employed."}, {"start": 9434.74, "end": 9435.74, "text": " Yeah, okay."}, {"start": 9435.74, "end": 9436.74, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 9436.74, "end": 9437.74, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 9437.74, "end": 9442.74, "text": " Steve Jobs did coffee enemas? That's cool."}, {"start": 9449.74, "end": 9451.74, "text": " We love a good coffee enema."}, {"start": 9454.74, "end": 9458.74, "text": " The chatter said that is actually cool."}, {"start": 9460.74, "end": 9464.74, "text": " Steve Jobs yelled at a little girl in public for eating a hamburger."}, {"start": 9464.74, "end": 9465.74, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 9465.74, "end": 9470.74, "text": " That might go."}, {"start": 9470.74, "end": 9471.74, "text": " So."}, {"start": 9471.74, "end": 9480.74, "text": " Because it disgusted him?"}, {"start": 9480.74, "end": 9490.74, "text": " Kids have had it too good for too long!"}, {"start": 9490.74, "end": 9506.74, "text": " Oh man, you got kids playing Epstein Island Survival on fucking roblox dude, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 9506.74, "end": 9512.74, "text": " I'm trying to crank 90's as assault rifles are being fired in their school library dude."}, {"start": 9512.74, "end": 9515.74, "text": " Kids do not have it easy, man."}, {"start": 9524.74, "end": 9527.74, "text": " Sorry, that was a little bit of dark humor."}, {"start": 9527.74, "end": 9530.74, "text": " I hope I didn't offend any of you guys."}, {"start": 9530.74, "end": 9533.74, "text": " A little bit of dark humor."}, {"start": 9533.74, "end": 9547.42, "text": " how do i miss? that's okay"}, {"start": 9547.42, "end": 9550.3, "text": " whenever we hear a guy that sounds like that, he will probably breach us"}, {"start": 9550.300000000001, "end": 9557.300000000001, "text": " Oh, I don't like this."}, {"start": 9557.300000000001, "end": 9568.660000000002, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 9568.660000000002, "end": 9569.660000000002, "text": " Just like that."}, {"start": 9569.660000000002, "end": 9570.660000000002, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 9570.66, "end": 9587.14, "text": " idiot. I don't really know where this guy is. Whenever I hear that like that guitar"}, {"start": 9587.14, "end": 9594.619999999999, "text": " from it reminds me of the long drive there's like a sound like a song in the"}, {"start": 9597.3, "end": 9600.18, "text": " what"}, {"start": 9604.42, "end": 9611.619999999999, "text": " finish I'll finish that shit when there's an ending how about that okay that's my"}, {"start": 9611.619999999999, "end": 9614.42, "text": " promise to you"}, {"start": 9614.42, "end": 9620.960000000001, "text": " Even if it's just like a screen that pops up and says,"}, {"start": 9620.960000000001, "end": 9622.36, "text": " hooray, you did it."}, {"start": 9623.36, "end": 9624.56, "text": " Yippee."}, {"start": 9626.06, "end": 9628.76, "text": " You have driven 5,000 kilometers."}, {"start": 9629.960000000001, "end": 9630.56, "text": " You did it."}, {"start": 9634.52, "end": 9635.44, "text": " Isn't there an ending?"}, {"start": 9637.36, "end": 9642.4, "text": " No, you drive 5,000 kilometers and then the road stops generating."}, {"start": 9642.4, "end": 9643.48, "text": " It's not an ending."}, {"start": 9644.42, "end": 9661.92, "text": " That's the ending. Nothing happens. I'm telling you what my prerequisite is. Sure, that may qualify as an ending for you, an intellectual dwarf, okay?"}, {"start": 9661.92, "end": 9667.66, "text": " But I want something that is, that literally my, my entire screen could go black and it could show up in comic sans and say,"}, {"start": 9667.66, "end": 9668.92, "text": " Hoza!"}, {"start": 9668.92, "end": 9675.18, "text": " You've driven 5,000 kilometers and you hit, you see your grandma before she dies of street and stage 27 brain cancer."}, {"start": 9676.06, "end": 9677.1, "text": " Or whatever it is."}, {"start": 9677.8, "end": 9678.92, "text": " That's all I want."}, {"start": 9680.36, "end": 9682.36, "text": " I think that's a reasonable request."}, {"start": 9691.92, "end": 9706.24, "text": " I wonder where this guy went. There was one more guy. Maybe it was him that yelled as"}, {"start": 9706.24, "end": 9718.08, "text": " he died. We've been shot a fair amount. This attempt? But we saw a pretty good amount of"}, {"start": 9718.08, "end": 9723.92, "text": " max HP we got lucky with our armor"}, {"start": 9727.96, "end": 9730.32, "text": " oh no"}, {"start": 9732.0, "end": 9738.36, "text": " why is that ngmt song the wet Little Dark Age why is that so aggressively"}, {"start": 9738.36, "end": 9743.84, "text": " DMC it's actually impressive like how quickly and like efficiently they they"}, {"start": 9743.84, "end": 9747.4, "text": " DMC that's on YouTube"}, {"start": 9747.4, "end": 9754.4, "text": " more than anything"}, {"start": 9761.279999999999, "end": 9763.9, "text": " play it, or if I play 2 seconds my fucking"}, {"start": 9763.9, "end": 9768.82, "text": " my youtube vod on mootoo tv will be"}, {"start": 9768.82, "end": 9772.58, "text": " muted or some shit I don't know what happens"}, {"start": 9772.58, "end": 9774.78, "text": " VMM, meow meow, meow meow, meow."}, {"start": 9777.539999999999, "end": 9778.4, "text": " Who cares?"}, {"start": 9779.06, "end": 9782.9, "text": " Hey, not everyone can get gets to sit here alive and watch me"}, {"start": 9784.66, "end": 9785.68, "text": " participate in"}, {"start": 9787.36, "end": 9789.56, "text": " humiliation, ball crushing."}, {"start": 9789.56, "end": 9801.56, "text": " It's because the song is really popular in cool Hitler threads on 4 Chain."}, {"start": 9801.56, "end": 9802.56, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9802.56, "end": 9811.56, "text": " I mean, we don't know that if that's the reason why it."}, {"start": 9811.56, "end": 9818.56, "text": " Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,"}, {"start": 9818.56, "end": 9828.56, "text": " He's in there."}, {"start": 9828.56, "end": 9844.56, "text": " I'm gonna open the door, he's gonna rush me."}, {"start": 9844.56, "end": 9860.08, "text": " I got bad news guys he was not in there terrible news in fact I cannot see you so do not shoot me"}, {"start": 9860.08, "end": 9872.16, "text": " through this I honestly I would have thought he was in the hallway man like he would have got my"}, {"start": 9872.16, "end": 9881.08, "text": " if he didn't move. Why on earth do we try to flash that guy? Because the guys that move"}, {"start": 9881.08, "end": 9890.84, "text": " around are the most dangerous guys. They're unpredictable. And you don't have time to"}, {"start": 9890.84, "end": 9898.4, "text": " set up on them usually. Like you can do it if you're really fast, but normally it's just"}, {"start": 9898.4, "end": 9905.4, "text": " Let's get to flash them and kill them."}, {"start": 9905.4, "end": 9914.52, "text": " You guys think there's a bomb here?"}, {"start": 9914.52, "end": 9921.32, "text": " No bomb."}, {"start": 9921.32, "end": 9923.6, "text": " We'll pass to Jay on the attempt 420."}, {"start": 9923.6, "end": 9927.4, "text": " Wait, have we already passed 420 dude?"}, {"start": 9927.4, "end": 9944.6, "text": " Today is the day."}, {"start": 9944.6, "end": 9947.0, "text": " Yeah, I got a good feeling about today."}, {"start": 9947.0, "end": 9950.8, "text": " This is definitely the one."}, {"start": 9950.8, "end": 9953.96, "text": " It was stocked up on eddies for Monday."}, {"start": 9953.960000000001, "end": 9960.960000000001, "text": " You're gonna have to elaborate, dude, get it?"}, {"start": 9971.960000000001, "end": 9978.960000000001, "text": " You said eddies, so I assumed you were talking about a cyberpunk and not a marijuana."}, {"start": 9978.960000000001, "end": 9983.560000000001, "text": " I don't think anyone calls them eddies."}, {"start": 9983.56, "end": 9987.92, "text": " I think Gone are the era of like, zooted, like, post hippy, like, skater kids making"}, {"start": 9987.92, "end": 9991.199999999999, "text": " up random stupid names for drugs."}, {"start": 9991.199999999999, "end": 10000.519999999999, "text": " They for sure do."}, {"start": 10000.519999999999, "end": 10003.8, "text": " I guess so, I got a guy in my chat calling Eddibles Eddies."}, {"start": 10003.8, "end": 10004.8, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 10004.8, "end": 10005.8, "text": " Edd-uh-Bolt."}, {"start": 10005.8, "end": 10006.8, "text": " Add-D's."}, {"start": 10006.8, "end": 10010.8, "text": " Literally, you couldn't handle one more fucking syllable, dude."}, {"start": 10010.800000000001, "end": 10027.880000000001, "text": " too much for you for the bad dudes"}, {"start": 10028.320000000002, "end": 10034.740000000002, "text": " god forbid we be silly now's not the time for silliness dude are you right"}, {"start": 10034.74, "end": 10037.199999999999, "text": " wing or left wing."}, {"start": 10037.199999999999, "end": 10040.9, "text": " What was the last book you read?"}, {"start": 10040.9, "end": 10042.34, "text": " Still the Bible, dude."}, {"start": 10042.34, "end": 10053.699999999999, "text": " I need to know your every political affiliation right the fuck now."}, {"start": 10053.699999999999, "end": 10059.26, "text": " Meow meow meow meow meow meow."}, {"start": 10059.26, "end": 10061.34, "text": " Your whatever wing heaven is in?"}, {"start": 10061.34, "end": 10062.34, "text": " Mormon then."}, {"start": 10062.34, "end": 10063.34, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 10063.34, "end": 10075.16, "text": " Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot."}, {"start": 10075.16, "end": 10077.08, "text": " Chicken wings are turkey leg."}, {"start": 10077.08, "end": 10079.28, "text": " How is the turkey leg prepared?"}, {"start": 10079.28, "end": 10083.52, "text": " Is it like a ren fair where it's kind of like a..."}, {"start": 10083.52, "end": 10086.68, "text": " They pretend it's like a stick of mutton?"}, {"start": 10086.68, "end": 10090.68, "text": " It's like Thanksgiving turkey with gravy?"}, {"start": 10090.68, "end": 10092.68, "text": " Oh, raw."}, {"start": 10092.68, "end": 10094.68, "text": " Mmm"}, {"start": 10096.02, "end": 10098.02, "text": " Don't really raw turkey man"}, {"start": 10100.78, "end": 10102.78, "text": " Boiled in gray water"}, {"start": 10105.62, "end": 10111.62, "text": " It's kind of crazy like how different the texture of turkey is from like most other bird meat"}, {"start": 10113.74, "end": 10115.74, "text": " Why is that"}, {"start": 10117.78, "end": 10121.08, "text": " There's probably someone in chat probably knows like the actual scientific answer"}, {"start": 10122.68, "end": 10137.08, "text": " Because it's a reptile, it's a Psyon, oh."}, {"start": 10137.08, "end": 10144.800000000001, "text": " It's because turkeys are so fucking mean."}, {"start": 10144.800000000001, "end": 10151.0, "text": " So you think they're like, you think they're a little stringy because they just live with"}, {"start": 10151.0, "end": 10153.0, "text": " So much hate in their heart"}, {"start": 10165.64, "end": 10167.64, "text": " Where the hell is everyone"}, {"start": 10181.0, "end": 10190.44, "text": " turkeys haven't been domesticated long enough only like 200 years wait so was"}, {"start": 10190.44, "end": 10194.88, "text": " there like a an era of chicken where they were kind of like tough not tough"}, {"start": 10194.88, "end": 10197.12, "text": " but"}, {"start": 10197.88, "end": 10203.2, "text": " turkeys are gay no they're turkeys"}, {"start": 10211.0, "end": 10218.0, "text": " Please, I'm looking at- I'm looking-"}, {"start": 10218.0, "end": 10226.12, "text": " Chicken muscle structure is also-"}, {"start": 10226.12, "end": 10229.8, "text": " Oh, couldn't finish that."}, {"start": 10229.8, "end": 10236.32, "text": " We're fucking steady-screened in."}, {"start": 10236.32, "end": 10237.32, "text": " Come back."}, {"start": 10237.32, "end": 10238.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10239.32, "end": 10241.82, "text": " So they use their muscles, their flightless bird."}, {"start": 10245.16, "end": 10247.02, "text": " I mean,"}, {"start": 10247.02, "end": 10249.76, "text": " are you talking about turkeys or flightless?"}, {"start": 10249.76, "end": 10252.02, "text": " I know they don't fly."}, {"start": 10252.02, "end": 10253.82, "text": " But they can hover for a second, right?"}, {"start": 10253.82, "end": 10254.66, "text": " Kind of like chickens."}, {"start": 10254.66, "end": 10256.32, "text": " Chickens can chickens can jump."}, {"start": 10256.32, "end": 10258.32, "text": " I've never played a Zelda Reno."}, {"start": 10259.56, "end": 10261.46, "text": " Wild turkeys do fly."}, {"start": 10261.46, "end": 10262.96, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 10264.82, "end": 10267.22, "text": " You guys ever eaten a goose?"}, {"start": 10267.22, "end": 10269.22, "text": " I'm not talking about the eggs."}, {"start": 10277.06, "end": 10281.939999999999, "text": " You don't eat meat pussy shoves you into a locker or I'm I'm sorry, man."}, {"start": 10286.82, "end": 10290.82, "text": " You mean snapping turtle? I've heard turtle is delicious."}, {"start": 10297.22, "end": 10303.34, "text": " Weirdest bird I've ever eaten was Dove."}, {"start": 10303.34, "end": 10307.699999999999, "text": " Yeah, but how was it though?"}, {"start": 10307.699999999999, "end": 10308.699999999999, "text": " Unbelievable."}, {"start": 10308.699999999999, "end": 10314.26, "text": " Literally sat there for two motherfucking minutes, dude."}, {"start": 10314.26, "end": 10320.34, "text": " Two minutes, looking at that doorway."}, {"start": 10320.34, "end": 10322.34, "text": " I smoked a blue locker though."}, {"start": 10330.98, "end": 10331.98, "text": " Errrm..."}, {"start": 10335.74, "end": 10337.74, "text": " Great, now we got a krypton, guys."}, {"start": 10340.54, "end": 10343.54, "text": " You've read fried crocodile tail, yes."}, {"start": 10345.74, "end": 10347.74, "text": " I gotta be honest, I'm not..."}, {"start": 10350.34, "end": 10361.5, "text": " I'm not a giga fan of like like an ex excess of like batter the frying stuff I"}, {"start": 10361.5, "end": 10366.06, "text": " think a lot of fried stuff like the fried the fried alligator that I had was"}, {"start": 10366.06, "end": 10369.06, "text": " like so it like the flavor of it and not that it like it would be a"}, {"start": 10369.06, "end": 10372.54, "text": " particularly good flavor by itself but like"}, {"start": 10372.54, "end": 10375.140000000001, "text": " Suspect is deceased. Reflecting traitors."}, {"start": 10375.140000000001, "end": 10376.140000000001, "text": " It just..."}, {"start": 10376.140000000001, "end": 10382.640000000001, "text": " Over-reaction, you make. Every overstep you enforce only serves us."}, {"start": 10383.84, "end": 10386.640000000001, "text": " Over- it overpowers everything else."}, {"start": 10386.640000000001, "end": 10387.640000000001, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 10388.640000000001, "end": 10390.140000000001, "text": " It's salty."}, {"start": 10390.14, "end": 10400.42, "text": " I'm surely on, thanks for something."}, {"start": 10400.42, "end": 10402.539999999999, "text": " Gator isn't crocodile doofus."}, {"start": 10402.539999999999, "end": 10405.74, "text": " Dude, what the fuck ever, man."}, {"start": 10405.74, "end": 10410.46, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 10410.46, "end": 10420.099999999999, "text": " Don't care about your stupid..."}, {"start": 10420.1, "end": 10422.1, "text": " You're alligator politics."}, {"start": 10423.74, "end": 10424.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10427.300000000001, "end": 10428.42, "text": " Oh, time to get shot."}, {"start": 10434.5, "end": 10435.62, "text": " I'm on a fucking wedges!"}, {"start": 10435.62, "end": 10436.28, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 10446.66, "end": 10449.460000000001, "text": " He said we got made, but he has no interest in capitalizing."}, {"start": 10450.1, "end": 10469.62, "text": " There's a cryptid over there. Two cryptids. Creepin' around, guy on the stairs."}, {"start": 10469.62, "end": 10478.94, "text": " What the fuck do we do? We just wait until we can snipe these guys?"}, {"start": 10478.94, "end": 10486.82, "text": " They watch Survivorman and the dude had gum worms for three months after eating a turtle."}, {"start": 10486.82, "end": 10491.82, "text": " The fuck are gum worms?"}, {"start": 10491.82, "end": 10498.9, "text": " Oh, they're like the gummy worms."}, {"start": 10498.9, "end": 10501.54, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10501.54, "end": 10504.78, "text": " Worms in your gums."}, {"start": 10504.78, "end": 10506.980000000001, "text": " Why would they be there?"}, {"start": 10506.980000000001, "end": 10507.980000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10507.98, "end": 10509.98, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10518.98, "end": 10520.98, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 10525.699999999999, "end": 10530.32, "text": " Have I ever had a urethral worm? No"}, {"start": 10537.98, "end": 10548.98, "text": " Some worms refer to, oh here we do."}, {"start": 10548.98, "end": 10553.06, "text": " There's a real universe in which one of those crypts just wanders right there."}, {"start": 10553.06, "end": 10556.1, "text": " Shoots me long."}, {"start": 10556.1, "end": 10558.1, "text": " So fucking cool."}, {"start": 10558.1, "end": 10561.02, "text": " Oh boy."}, {"start": 10561.02, "end": 10564.22, "text": " I can't fleek and wait."}, {"start": 10564.22, "end": 10593.779999999999, "text": " We went upstairs."}, {"start": 10593.78, "end": 10597.86, "text": " I'm so fucking dead, it's actually so unreal how dead I am."}, {"start": 10597.86, "end": 10599.5, "text": " I can't stop these guys."}, {"start": 10599.5, "end": 10613.5, "text": " He collapsed, he fears the foundation we needed."}, {"start": 10613.5, "end": 10618.74, "text": " It's a shame you couldn't see things our way."}, {"start": 10618.74, "end": 10623.02, "text": " This guy actually had a premonition from the future to begin moving."}, {"start": 10623.02, "end": 10630.9, "text": " He actually, between the time I shot and he moved out of the bullet."}, {"start": 10630.9, "end": 10634.76, "text": " I wish he could slow down the replay so I could see the bullet traveling dude because"}, {"start": 10634.76, "end": 10637.86, "text": " I guarantee this shit almost got his ass."}, {"start": 10637.86, "end": 10638.86, "text": " I'm gonna go pee."}, {"start": 10638.86, "end": 10639.7, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 10653.02, "end": 10655.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10683.02, "end": 10710.02, "text": " You won't be needing this belt man."}, {"start": 10710.02, "end": 10712.74, "text": " So he's a skitso, right? There's not actually people back there."}, {"start": 10712.74, "end": 10715.28, "text": " OOOOOH DEEEEEEEEARTH!"}, {"start": 10715.28, "end": 10740.880000000001, "text": " when you just cocaine"}, {"start": 10740.880000000001, "end": 10745.880000000001, "text": " The discipline to your cardiovascular system."}, {"start": 10745.880000000001, "end": 10749.880000000001, "text": " I need you to take this further than we've ever gone."}, {"start": 10749.880000000001, "end": 10753.880000000001, "text": " Moon Moon, what do you have in mind?"}, {"start": 10753.880000000001, "end": 10763.880000000001, "text": " Alex, I need you to engage the plus three stats per death mod on the trainer."}, {"start": 10763.880000000001, "end": 10766.880000000001, "text": " Moon Moon, no, you can't."}, {"start": 10766.880000000001, "end": 10779.76, "text": " but if it's what you want I will do it I am engaging it now plus three mod Alex"}, {"start": 10779.76, "end": 10786.480000000001, "text": " what moon moon do plus four I don't know if the system can handle that moon moon"}, {"start": 10786.480000000001, "end": 10796.36, "text": " are you sure are you sure you should do that do it Alex I don't care what"}, {"start": 10796.36, "end": 10801.36, "text": " What happens? I need to make content for my stream. Okay, Moon Moon."}, {"start": 10819.36, "end": 10823.36, "text": " Butter, brown sugar, graham cracker crumbs."}, {"start": 10823.36, "end": 10825.36, "text": " And move my mouse."}, {"start": 10825.36, "end": 10827.36, "text": " See what this stuff's looking like."}, {"start": 10827.36, "end": 10829.36, "text": " It's not mine."}, {"start": 10832.36, "end": 10835.36, "text": " Just get it on this cracker so we can look at it."}, {"start": 10835.36, "end": 10837.36, "text": " For starters."}, {"start": 10839.36, "end": 10841.36, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10841.36, "end": 10843.36, "text": " Wow, that's like a..."}, {"start": 10847.36, "end": 10850.36, "text": " Wait, hold up. I got a good feeling about this."}, {"start": 10853.36, "end": 10866.36, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10866.36, "end": 10870.880000000001, "text": " board for the best ongoing game goes to"}, {"start": 10870.880000000001, "end": 10872.12, "text": " or tonight"}, {"start": 10872.12, "end": 10874.12, "text": " Final Fantasy."}, {"start": 10885.12, "end": 10887.12, "text": " How come World of Warcraft is not there, guys?"}, {"start": 10892.12, "end": 10893.12, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 10896.12, "end": 10900.12, "text": " I heard that the presenter got two drunk up breast milk to actually attend."}, {"start": 10900.12, "end": 10905.240000000002, "text": " So they took them out of the last minute for it isn't it quite the honor to invest ongoing game the category"}, {"start": 10905.240000000002, "end": 10911.880000000001, "text": " You offer 10 plus years is not a sweat see and that just kind of like drives home the mentality of classic players for World of Warcraft"}, {"start": 10912.18, "end": 10916.960000000001, "text": " That is peak fucking arrogance to assume that your ancient"}, {"start": 10917.92, "end": 10920.880000000001, "text": " raids and mechanics and stuffs are somehow"}, {"start": 10921.6, "end": 10927.740000000002, "text": " So esoteric that someone who is professionally raced to world-firsting in retail"}, {"start": 10927.74, "end": 10934.8, "text": " would they would mystify them. You know what I mean? That is arrogance to the highest"}, {"start": 10934.8, "end": 10947.18, "text": " degree. So the guy who has professionally been raiding World of Warcraft for 10"}, {"start": 10947.18, "end": 10960.98, "text": " 10 years is not considered a WoW sweat, but me, the guy who streamed molten core one time"}, {"start": 10960.98, "end": 10969.66, "text": " and does not remember a single thing about it other than living bomb, you place an industry"}, {"start": 10969.66, "end": 10973.06, "text": " district for the VLC, if you want to make a normal district you need a normal district"}, {"start": 10973.06, "end": 10977.1, "text": " place first draw a blank district not an industry district otherwise nothing"}, {"start": 10977.1, "end": 10979.74, "text": " happens"}, {"start": 10980.779999999999, "end": 10983.34, "text": " feels on chance"}, {"start": 10983.34, "end": 10985.5, "text": " any other chance"}, {"start": 10985.5, "end": 10988.859999999999, "text": " run out inferno"}, {"start": 10988.859999999999, "end": 10993.5, "text": " whores and whores and"}, {"start": 10993.5, "end": 10996.5, "text": " are you serious"}, {"start": 10996.5, "end": 10998.5, "text": " holy shit"}, {"start": 10998.5, "end": 11000.5, "text": " Grab one, grab one, grab one, grab one, grab one, grab one, grab one, grab one."}, {"start": 11000.5, "end": 11001.5, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11001.5, "end": 11002.5, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 11002.5, "end": 11003.5, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 11003.5, "end": 11004.5, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 11004.5, "end": 11005.5, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 11005.5, "end": 11006.5, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 11006.5, "end": 11007.5, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 11007.5, "end": 11008.5, "text": " What are you guys doing?"}, {"start": 11008.5, "end": 11009.5, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 11009.5, "end": 11012.5, "text": " Pissing your money away, subscribed to movement."}, {"start": 11012.5, "end": 11016.5, "text": " Dude, you're not pissing your money away, I'm a real fucking person, man."}, {"start": 11016.5, "end": 11019.5, "text": " In this waiting room, a spark."}, {"start": 11019.5, "end": 11022.5, "text": " You're giving your money to digital fucking anime characters, dude."}, {"start": 11022.5, "end": 11024.5, "text": " You'll never put your penis inside of them because they're not fucking real."}, {"start": 11024.5, "end": 11027.5, "text": " I mean, you'll never put your piece of meat in either, but..."}, {"start": 11029.5, "end": 11035.5, "text": " At least there exists the realm of possibility that one day, we'll be able to shake hands with each other."}, {"start": 11035.5, "end": 11039.5, "text": " And I'll be able to look you in the eye and say, thank you for giving me your fucking money."}, {"start": 11039.5, "end": 11043.5, "text": " You'll be like, no problem, man. I know you need it, your fucking deplorable piece of shit."}, {"start": 11043.5, "end": 11044.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11044.5, "end": 11046.5, "text": " And I'll even take you out to dinner. Remake."}, {"start": 11054.5, "end": 11071.02, "text": " You fucking bitch."}, {"start": 11071.02, "end": 11073.42, "text": " You are a real sack of shit."}, {"start": 11073.42, "end": 11077.86, "text": " I can't even move."}, {"start": 11077.86, "end": 11084.86, "text": " Dude, I'm literally like..."}, {"start": 11084.86, "end": 11091.86, "text": " Oh, that's so lame."}, {"start": 11091.86, "end": 11097.86, "text": " Dude, it's bugged?"}, {"start": 11097.86, "end": 11103.86, "text": " I can't move."}, {"start": 11103.86, "end": 11105.86, "text": " I don't think it's bugged."}, {"start": 11105.86, "end": 11110.02, "text": " it's bugged seems to me it's like a big walk-in freezer right"}, {"start": 11110.02, "end": 11115.300000000001, "text": " oh okay yeah I should have said freezer yeah I just fucking dirt off in the freezer man"}, {"start": 11115.300000000001, "end": 11122.34, "text": " fucking seven in the morning that sounds not good that sounds awful"}, {"start": 11122.34, "end": 11128.62, "text": " is that shit not like freezing cold please hurry bro I had the fastest"}, {"start": 11128.62, "end": 11130.62, "text": " in the west man"}, {"start": 11143.1, "end": 11148.1, "text": " Yeah, I also used to eat McGriddles off the line just like why I was working. I was like 16 man"}, {"start": 11148.34, "end": 11150.34, "text": " Okay, that makes more sense than coming"}, {"start": 11158.62, "end": 11161.34, "text": " Such a fake story. All right"}, {"start": 11164.34, "end": 11166.34, "text": " Joman thinks for seven"}, {"start": 11168.380000000001, "end": 11170.380000000001, "text": " 116"}, {"start": 11171.58, "end": 11177.740000000002, "text": " This is Todd with FISA on overwatch be aware of potential reinforcements of hostile cells"}, {"start": 11181.54, "end": 11183.54, "text": " Surprise they haven't cut the feed"}, {"start": 11188.62, "end": 11194.62, "text": " We have a lot of time back, indeed. We have a lot of time to talk about it."}, {"start": 11194.62, "end": 11197.62, "text": " By casting this on an open secret team."}, {"start": 11197.62, "end": 11200.62, "text": " I was looking at some sort of device."}, {"start": 11200.62, "end": 11202.62, "text": " Looks like it's being turned into a camera."}, {"start": 11202.62, "end": 11204.62, "text": " It's been released in 18 minutes."}, {"start": 11204.62, "end": 11208.62, "text": " Now, God bless you, God bless you."}, {"start": 11208.62, "end": 11211.62, "text": " God bless you, God bless you."}, {"start": 11211.62, "end": 11213.62, "text": " Sarah and I, thanks for subbing."}, {"start": 11215.62, "end": 11217.62, "text": " Why are we..."}, {"start": 11217.62, "end": 11220.900000000001, "text": " Arrest concluded. Maintain readiness. Refer the contact."}, {"start": 11222.62, "end": 11224.5, "text": " How many people do you think come every minute?"}, {"start": 11227.42, "end": 11229.54, "text": " I mean, surely there's a minute where someone has one."}, {"start": 11230.820000000002, "end": 11232.18, "text": " That's the more important question."}, {"start": 11233.220000000001, "end": 11239.78, "text": " Judge, this is Todd, Jane Reed, a suspect that is watching and hijacking her comms that were built from the air without us."}, {"start": 11239.78, "end": 11242.220000000001, "text": " We have to find the one who will do it."}, {"start": 11242.220000000001, "end": 11244.42, "text": " And he is far from the potential of..."}, {"start": 11245.02, "end": 11246.02, "text": " We're not here for you."}, {"start": 11247.62, "end": 11254.18, "text": " Worldwide probably non-zero number. Save bad, save bad."}, {"start": 11254.18, "end": 11257.18, "text": " Oooooooooooooooooooops."}, {"start": 11257.18, "end": 11261.94, "text": " I'm only gonna fund my own video game, easy money."}, {"start": 11261.94, "end": 11265.94, "text": " I already told you guys my video game idea."}, {"start": 11273.94, "end": 11276.94, "text": " Yeah and it sucked. Okay?"}, {"start": 11276.94, "end": 11279.94, "text": " Fuck you?"}, {"start": 11279.94, "end": 11289.94, "text": " Yeah, the MMO that you need to give your social security to to play, yeah."}, {"start": 11289.94, "end": 11294.94, "text": " Correct."}, {"start": 11294.94, "end": 11305.140000000001, "text": " Did I could probably create this level from memory in Minecraft?"}, {"start": 11305.140000000001, "end": 11308.26, "text": " The chatter was right, dude."}, {"start": 11308.26, "end": 11333.26, "text": " I didn't check for traps."}, {"start": 11333.26, "end": 11351.02, "text": " What the bad dudes are?"}, {"start": 11351.02, "end": 11353.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11355.460000000001, "end": 11357.460000000001, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 11381.02, "end": 11403.42, "text": " Are they coming or not?"}, {"start": 11403.42, "end": 11410.42, "text": " Are they ready or not?"}, {"start": 11410.42, "end": 11427.58, "text": " Hi, hi."}, {"start": 11427.58, "end": 11453.34, "text": " There's no way to flash these guys because they angle the door by the way."}, {"start": 11453.34, "end": 11454.34, "text": " Throw it up?"}, {"start": 11454.34, "end": 11455.34, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 11455.34, "end": 11460.34, "text": " It's not like every other game where you can throw stuff, it just kind of like bounces off of one thing and then like falls."}, {"start": 11465.34, "end": 11466.34, "text": " Don't shoot me."}, {"start": 11471.34, "end": 11472.34, "text": " I'm so dead."}, {"start": 11478.34, "end": 11479.34, "text": " Aye aye aye!"}, {"start": 11485.34, "end": 11495.34, "text": " Starfish! Damn, that's a great pose, great pose."}, {"start": 11495.34, "end": 11498.34, "text": " Hi!"}, {"start": 11498.34, "end": 11503.42, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 11503.42, "end": 11512.42, "text": " He's going crypto, uh, cryptid mode."}, {"start": 11512.42, "end": 11538.58, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 11538.58, "end": 11541.58, "text": " Do I hunch over when I play this game and it hurts in my bag?"}, {"start": 11541.58, "end": 11550.58, "text": " He went up."}, {"start": 11550.58, "end": 11564.86, "text": " I got some Thai food for you, tell me a funny Thai joke."}, {"start": 11564.86, "end": 11577.060000000001, "text": " Which day of the week do Thai people like the most?"}, {"start": 11577.060000000001, "end": 11592.36, "text": " Thai day."}, {"start": 11592.36, "end": 11593.36, "text": " You don't get it?"}, {"start": 11593.36, "end": 11607.44, "text": " is that? Well, Ty Day sounds like Friday. No, it doesn't."}, {"start": 11623.36, "end": 11634.08, "text": " It's a shame you're zip-tied and can't stand up and walk to them."}, {"start": 11634.08, "end": 11641.12, "text": " You zip-tied your wrist to disable your ability to move on your feet."}, {"start": 11641.12, "end": 11651.44, "text": " How do you have banger jokes like that running off the cuff?"}, {"start": 11651.44, "end": 11660.720000000001, "text": " Let's just say I'm Widdowee a Poitagee."}, {"start": 11660.720000000001, "end": 11670.480000000001, "text": " I'm Widdowee the Joke Master."}, {"start": 11670.480000000001, "end": 11675.76, "text": " There might be a guy over here that I can't see."}, {"start": 11675.76, "end": 11700.76, "text": " I'm just hurting myself."}, {"start": 11700.76, "end": 11723.12, "text": " I think we're clear unless I get shot in the back right now."}, {"start": 11723.12, "end": 11739.12, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11739.12, "end": 11741.12, "text": " the final rule"}, {"start": 11741.12, "end": 11748.12, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11748.12, "end": 11752.12, "text": " all"}, {"start": 11752.12, "end": 11754.12, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11754.12, "end": 11763.12, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11763.12, "end": 11778.84, "text": " Anyone here?"}, {"start": 11778.84, "end": 11792.560000000001, "text": " Focus up."}, {"start": 11792.56, "end": 11804.72, "text": " We'll wedge this one to you."}, {"start": 11804.72, "end": 11808.519999999999, "text": " Your friend's great-grandfather's brother died in the Naga Saki bless, thank you."}, {"start": 11808.519999999999, "end": 11809.519999999999, "text": " Or what?"}, {"start": 11809.519999999999, "end": 11812.76, "text": " What are you thanking me for?"}, {"start": 11812.76, "end": 11816.0, "text": " I had nothing to do with that."}, {"start": 11816.0, "end": 11819.56, "text": " Oh, for my service."}, {"start": 11819.56, "end": 11845.96, "text": " Yeah, sorry, it wasn't in World War II."}, {"start": 11845.96, "end": 11846.96, "text": " Close the door."}, {"start": 11846.960000000001, "end": 11847.460000000001, "text": " Oh fuck"}, {"start": 11876.960000000001, "end": 11878.960000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11882.000000000002, "end": 11886.060000000001, "text": " Hold me I'm gonna pick that close the fucking board"}, {"start": 11893.660000000002, "end": 11895.660000000002, "text": " They are not moving"}, {"start": 11904.240000000002, "end": 11906.240000000002, "text": " There's two"}, {"start": 11906.960000000001, "end": 11935.44, "text": " Brother, what?"}, {"start": 11935.44, "end": 11944.380000000001, "text": " Oh, I got to wait, I shut this guy through the wall first and then this guy around"}, {"start": 11950.6, "end": 11952.6, "text": " Dare me to walk up on this bitch"}, {"start": 11965.44, "end": 11972.960000000001, "text": " You know this thing is mine, Judge. You only lost what was never yours."}, {"start": 11974.76, "end": 11978.84, "text": " There's no way he could have seen me. There's actually no fucking way he could have seen me."}, {"start": 11983.640000000001, "end": 11986.36, "text": " There's no fucking way, man!"}, {"start": 11988.04, "end": 11992.960000000001, "text": " You saw your feet? Oh, dude, right, because he has a second set of eyeballs and his toes, dude."}, {"start": 11992.960000000001, "end": 11995.560000000001, "text": " Ah, fuck man, I forgot dude."}, {"start": 11996.12, "end": 11997.560000000001, "text": " Shit dude."}, {"start": 11997.800000000001, "end": 12000.36, "text": " That's- that's my bad. I should have known dude."}, {"start": 12014.080000000002, "end": 12015.68, "text": " What song is this? Does he win now?"}, {"start": 12017.28, "end": 12019.2, "text": " At Moon Moon Lower Difficulty maybe?"}, {"start": 12019.2, "end": 12020.2, "text": " Hehehehe."}, {"start": 12022.960000000001, "end": 12024.960000000001, "text": " It's the only time they're at home."}, {"start": 12052.960000000001, "end": 12056.960000000001, "text": " Oh shit, it's the bomb's right here now. God damn it!"}, {"start": 12059.960000000001, "end": 12061.960000000001, "text": " I need to click off on the music video."}, {"start": 12070.960000000001, "end": 12072.960000000001, "text": " Hurry! Get me out of here!"}, {"start": 12073.960000000001, "end": 12075.960000000001, "text": " Doris, thanks for subbing."}, {"start": 12076.960000000001, "end": 12079.960000000001, "text": " So, that's what I think for subbing? I get it."}, {"start": 12082.960000000001, "end": 12089.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12112.960000000001, "end": 12115.960000000001, "text": " I'm sorry, can you just follow me to the finish line?"}, {"start": 12120.960000000001, "end": 12125.960000000001, "text": " Obedience is silence. The silence is duty."}, {"start": 12142.960000000001, "end": 12149.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12149.960000000001, "end": 12152.960000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12152.960000000001, "end": 12154.960000000001, "text": " death"}, {"start": 12154.960000000001, "end": 12160.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12160.960000000001, "end": 12162.960000000001, "text": " death"}, {"start": 12162.960000000001, "end": 12171.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12231.960000000001, "end": 12233.960000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12240.320000000002, "end": 12242.320000000002, "text": " Eat"}, {"start": 12261.960000000001, "end": 12263.960000000001, "text": " Where is he? Found him."}, {"start": 12291.960000000001, "end": 12293.960000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12293.960000000001, "end": 12322.960000000001, "text": " Why, he breaks a law, or a cop."}, {"start": 12322.960000000001, "end": 12323.960000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12323.960000000001, "end": 12347.480000000001, "text": " I'm gonna need you to ad-lib on my song."}, {"start": 12347.480000000001, "end": 12349.84, "text": " Girl, what do you want me to do?"}, {"start": 12349.84, "end": 12353.28, "text": " He said yeah. Like really off beat a couple of times."}, {"start": 12355.32, "end": 12355.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12360.66, "end": 12361.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12368.66, "end": 12369.66, "text": " Perfect, perfect."}, {"start": 12379.84, "end": 12386.0, "text": " Motherfucker gonna be eligible to join Delta Force after being this challenge."}, {"start": 12386.0, "end": 12389.28, "text": " Dude, this isn't America's army, man."}, {"start": 12389.28, "end": 12401.2, "text": " We're not getting recruited right now."}, {"start": 12401.2, "end": 12407.960000000001, "text": " America's army was kinda cool though, cause you had to like, qualify."}, {"start": 12407.960000000001, "end": 12414.960000000001, "text": " I forget the exact system."}, {"start": 12414.960000000001, "end": 12424.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12424.68, "end": 12429.6, "text": " You joined the army after playing that game? No lie?"}, {"start": 12429.6, "end": 12437.800000000001, "text": " I'm asking what they were going for."}, {"start": 12437.800000000001, "end": 12444.800000000001, "text": " Worked on one guy in chat."}, {"start": 12446.480000000001, "end": 12453.480000000001, "text": " Did America's army ever have a killing Osama bin Laden mission?"}, {"start": 12467.800000000001, "end": 12491.800000000001, "text": " I've never heard the origin of civilian custody."}, {"start": 12491.800000000001, "end": 12507.080000000002, "text": " me neither I don't plan to start same"}, {"start": 12507.08, "end": 12514.6, "text": " Watch my back, Designing."}, {"start": 12514.6, "end": 12519.16, "text": " The Spongebob have no pass."}, {"start": 12519.16, "end": 12522.48, "text": " We need to be quick here."}, {"start": 12522.48, "end": 12524.48, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 12524.48, "end": 12527.48, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 12587.48, "end": 12589.48, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 12589.48, "end": 12591.48, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 12595.48, "end": 12597.48, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 12597.48, "end": 12599.48, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 12605.48, "end": 12607.48, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 12617.48, "end": 12620.48, "text": " This gunman is in custody, requesting escorting."}, {"start": 12627.48, "end": 12628.48, "text": " The same as now."}, {"start": 12647.48, "end": 12653.48, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12683.48, "end": 12685.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12699.48, "end": 12701.48, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 12713.48, "end": 12715.48, "text": " Well, I don't wedges"}, {"start": 12733.64, "end": 12736.199999999999, "text": " Maybe try it starting at the top and working your way down"}, {"start": 12739.76, "end": 12741.76, "text": " No"}, {"start": 12743.48, "end": 12750.48, "text": " I'm not sure what to do."}, {"start": 12773.48, "end": 12777.48, "text": " This music sucks you can't bathe in it"}, {"start": 12791.199999999999, "end": 12795.16, "text": " Who said that it likes tool"}, {"start": 12803.48, "end": 12805.48, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12833.48, "end": 12840.48, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12840.48, "end": 12843.48, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12843.48, "end": 12856.48, "text": " death"}, {"start": 12856.48, "end": 12858.48, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12858.48, "end": 12876.6, "text": " Fire and war."}, {"start": 12876.6, "end": 12878.6, "text": " Upon the heart."}, {"start": 12878.6, "end": 12880.6, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 12880.6, "end": 12882.6, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 12882.6, "end": 12884.6, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 12884.6, "end": 12886.6, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 12886.6, "end": 12890.68, "text": " Play Morrowind?"}, {"start": 12890.68, "end": 12905.76, "text": " If I do, then that guy will have to rename himself to play Morrowind."}, {"start": 12905.76, "end": 12906.76, "text": " Was the door open?"}, {"start": 12906.76, "end": 12907.76, "text": " Was the door open?"}, {"start": 12907.76, "end": 12927.32, "text": " What's it open they got played distracted me guys so you're gonna play more win now or"}, {"start": 12927.32, "end": 12935.12, "text": " I mean I gotta do this challenge run first I think we're really close to beating it"}, {"start": 12935.12, "end": 12943.12, "text": " more one could be fun see the thing with the thing with elder scrolls games is"}, {"start": 12943.12, "end": 12954.160000000002, "text": " that uh I feel like video gaming has to have moved on from that their their"}, {"start": 12954.160000000002, "end": 12957.6, "text": " formula I will say"}, {"start": 12965.12, "end": 12970.640000000001, "text": " watched upon entry I saw I saw remember the first time I played more when it was on the Xbox"}, {"start": 12971.84, "end": 12977.84, "text": " um it blew my fucking mind dude it blew my mind man"}, {"start": 12995.12, "end": 13022.880000000001, "text": " I was in middle school and I think it was the game of the year edition on the original"}, {"start": 13022.880000000001, "end": 13026.6, "text": " xbox that's the person I played"}, {"start": 13042.640000000001, "end": 13046.960000000001, "text": " and it was cool it was cool dude it was the it was the most massive game I'd"}, {"start": 13046.960000000001, "end": 13062.880000000001, "text": " ever play it happen. Okay. What? That? He moved. What is happening?"}, {"start": 13062.880000000001, "end": 13078.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm just restarting. I'm not like half HP right now. You ever wonder why your melee"}, {"start": 13078.880000000001, "end": 13082.560000000001, "text": " attack never hit shit even though it visually went through the mob? No, I never wonder that"}, {"start": 13082.560000000001, "end": 13090.880000000001, "text": " as a kid. Um, their fall was bigger? Yeah, okay, so I mean that's my point is that those"}, {"start": 13090.880000000001, "end": 13097.880000000001, "text": " Those games are enormous, but there's kind of like not a lot of stuff in it."}, {"start": 13097.880000000001, "end": 13102.880000000001, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 13120.880000000001, "end": 13133.080000000002, "text": " That's the way oblivion sucked in ass."}, {"start": 13133.080000000002, "end": 13147.880000000001, "text": " I think you're just jaded from Starfield?"}, {"start": 13147.880000000001, "end": 13149.000000000002, "text": " No, man, they- they-"}, {"start": 13151.480000000001, "end": 13154.6, "text": " Hold on. My game won't stop talking. It's hard for me to talk at the same time."}, {"start": 13168.76, "end": 13172.6, "text": " This game talks far too much. It talks a lot at the beginning of the level, and that's pretty much it."}, {"start": 13177.880000000001, "end": 13179.880000000001, "text": " We're on a six or six seven months"}, {"start": 13203.400000000001, "end": 13207.18, "text": " Most of you guys have not played the Elder Scrolls games before more"}, {"start": 13207.880000000001, "end": 13216.18, "text": " Those games are also kind of like large for the sake of being large, but otherwise kind"}, {"start": 13216.18, "end": 13217.420000000002, "text": " of barren."}, {"start": 13217.420000000002, "end": 13229.94, "text": " And they're cool, just one time, like Skyrim got close, okay."}, {"start": 13229.94, "end": 13236.640000000001, "text": " They got close with like a somewhat engaging combat system, me personally."}, {"start": 13236.64, "end": 13240.32, "text": " I like magic, right?"}, {"start": 13240.32, "end": 13242.359999999999, "text": " And you could, like, dual wield the magic and shit."}, {"start": 13242.359999999999, "end": 13243.359999999999, "text": " That shit's cool."}, {"start": 13252.199999999999, "end": 13255.199999999999, "text": " But for some reason, I could be misremembering this,"}, {"start": 13255.199999999999, "end": 13257.119999999999, "text": " but I think at release they took out the ability"}, {"start": 13257.119999999999, "end": 13258.48, "text": " to, like, make your spells in the same way"}, {"start": 13258.48, "end": 13263.0, "text": " that you could in Oblivion, which makes sense, because it's"}, {"start": 13263.0, "end": 13264.08, "text": " a balancing thing."}, {"start": 13264.08, "end": 13265.76, "text": " But at the same time, like, why balance that?"}, {"start": 13265.76, "end": 13266.76, "text": " Why balance that?"}, {"start": 13273.64, "end": 13274.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13278.08, "end": 13279.08, "text": " I think..."}, {"start": 13283.36, "end": 13285.880000000001, "text": " I think the people at Bethesda got lucky."}, {"start": 13287.960000000001, "end": 13289.960000000001, "text": " I think they got lucky in it and..."}, {"start": 13291.800000000001, "end": 13293.28, "text": " Oh! I see you!"}, {"start": 13295.76, "end": 13305.76, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 13305.76, "end": 13306.26, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 13324.76, "end": 13328.76, "text": " I hit the hostage with a flash, but now you're open skies, friend."}, {"start": 13329.76, "end": 13331.76, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 13335.76, "end": 13353.04, "text": " I mean, there are- I can't really articulate my thoughts right now because I'm getting"}, {"start": 13353.04, "end": 13357.04, "text": " so- my bussy pounded so fucking hard by this- oh wait, I'm getting the fucking mod that"}, {"start": 13357.04, "end": 13359.04, "text": " I'm gonna turn off time. Fuck this shit."}, {"start": 13365.560000000001, "end": 13369.04, "text": " Ba-dah-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee. Ba-dah-dee-dee-dee-dee."}, {"start": 13372.04, "end": 13375.04, "text": " Command, T.D. Flatoon. Oversight feed is live."}, {"start": 13375.640000000001, "end": 13377.640000000001, "text": " All reports will be reviewed in real time."}, {"start": 13377.94, "end": 13380.640000000001, "text": " If I can oversight, I expect you to follow your ROA."}, {"start": 13382.04, "end": 13384.44, "text": " Ooh, Blue Archive Arona talk!"}, {"start": 13387.04, "end": 13408.92, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 13408.92, "end": 13411.400000000001, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 13411.4, "end": 13422.48, "text": " Oh, we can get a British talk, dude."}, {"start": 13422.48, "end": 13429.4, "text": " I swear I saw one that removed it."}, {"start": 13429.4, "end": 13432.4, "text": " But maybe not."}, {"start": 13432.4, "end": 13439.9, "text": " Wash now I'm the the British talk won't work it's six it's four years old"}, {"start": 13443.32, "end": 13444.76, "text": " Silent talk"}, {"start": 13444.76, "end": 13451.24, "text": " Silences talk for they bonus pilot sounds talk but plays axon body cam sounds for ROE violations"}, {"start": 13451.24, "end": 13458.24, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 13481.24, "end": 13496.08, "text": " Not a single file makes a sin."}, {"start": 13496.08, "end": 13521.36, "text": " Why can't I never log down?"}, {"start": 13521.36, "end": 13522.36, "text": " Why can't I still hear my game?"}, {"start": 13522.36, "end": 13523.36, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13523.36, "end": 13541.36, "text": " I gotta follow the download instructions, dude."}, {"start": 13541.36, "end": 13544.36, "text": " Fast score screen?"}, {"start": 13553.36, "end": 13555.36, "text": " Meh, I'm good, I'm good."}, {"start": 13571.36, "end": 13573.36, "text": " I gotta find the folder I got."}, {"start": 13577.36, "end": 13579.36, "text": " I got one terabyte free, dude!"}, {"start": 13583.36, "end": 13585.36, "text": " I got one freaking terabyte."}, {"start": 13591.52, "end": 13593.52, "text": " Fire and war."}, {"start": 13593.52, "end": 13595.52, "text": " Whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 13600.880000000001, "end": 13602.880000000001, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 13605.12, "end": 13607.36, "text": " Content packs."}, {"start": 13613.36, "end": 13632.76, "text": " I'm tired of being talked over."}, {"start": 13643.36, "end": 13650.880000000001, "text": " Or are mods going to disable achievements I sure hope not"}, {"start": 13657.52, "end": 13659.52, "text": " There's no escape"}, {"start": 13662.24, "end": 13666.62, "text": " They typically do dude you guys don't know shit, man"}, {"start": 13666.62, "end": 13682.720000000001, "text": " dude no what the fuck I can't like see the mod in the game well let's see what works"}, {"start": 13682.720000000001, "end": 13701.320000000002, "text": " install the aimbot, it's not the aimbot that we need."}, {"start": 13701.32, "end": 13705.64, "text": " I can't wait. I can't wait until it never talks again"}, {"start": 13712.279999999999, "end": 13715.56, "text": " Jamers in the cutest club in Alpalist and candy dractics for seven"}, {"start": 13717.32, "end": 13719.32, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 13719.88, "end": 13724.039999999999, "text": " Hmm, I think this is I mean how long did they take to beat?"}, {"start": 13725.88, "end": 13727.88, "text": " The Elden Ring DLC"}, {"start": 13728.44, "end": 13730.44, "text": " It might have it might be longer than that"}, {"start": 13731.32, "end": 13738.32, "text": " This might be longer than that."}, {"start": 13761.32, "end": 13768.32, "text": " Maybe it doesn't work anymore."}, {"start": 13768.32, "end": 13774.82, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 13774.82, "end": 13780.0, "text": " The mod is a little, it's like a year old."}, {"start": 13780.0, "end": 13786.6, "text": " You can just delete the talk files, audio files apparently."}, {"start": 13786.6, "end": 13788.6, "text": " Yeah, where the fuck are they?"}, {"start": 13797.6, "end": 13799.6, "text": " Would mines even work in multiplayer?"}, {"start": 13801.6, "end": 13802.6, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 13802.6, "end": 13832.04, "text": " Yeah, I don't know if this still works."}, {"start": 13832.6, "end": 13861.2, "text": " one from March mute talk and station"}, {"start": 13861.2, "end": 13872.04, "text": " Makes their talk helicopter and police station NPCs never talk. This one is more recent."}, {"start": 13872.04, "end": 13886.560000000001, "text": " Okay, now let's check to see if it goes in the same place. Yes."}, {"start": 13891.2, "end": 13897.2, "text": " Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man\u2026"}, {"start": 13897.2, "end": 13901.2, "text": " Alright\u2026this one's from 2 months ago\u2026surely!"}, {"start": 13911.2, "end": 13915.2, "text": " Pause, Kate? Or pause, CK thanks for selling it."}, {"start": 13915.2, "end": 13920.2, "text": " And...y'any thanks for selling it?"}, {"start": 13921.2, "end": 13928.2, "text": " The post have a guy complaining about not working in New America?"}, {"start": 13928.2, "end": 13952.08, "text": " No, uh-uh."}, {"start": 13952.08, "end": 13954.58, "text": " The only voice lines I hear are from SWAT characters."}, {"start": 13959.92, "end": 13961.039999999999, "text": " Well, let's see."}, {"start": 13961.039999999999, "end": 13961.88, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 13967.4, "end": 13969.8, "text": " Alex Jones talk updated three weeks ago."}, {"start": 13971.16, "end": 13972.84, "text": " Yeah, we can't use that one."}, {"start": 13976.16, "end": 13977.68, "text": " Who's the hottest Pokemon?"}, {"start": 13977.68, "end": 13978.68, "text": " Ash's mom."}, {"start": 13978.68, "end": 13985.68, "text": " They're still here."}, {"start": 13985.68, "end": 13994.880000000001, "text": " Oh, they're quiet!"}, {"start": 13994.880000000001, "end": 14001.08, "text": " But it did say it wasn't working here."}, {"start": 14001.08, "end": 14004.880000000001, "text": " Please Jesus, please make it stop!"}, {"start": 14004.880000000001, "end": 14006.880000000001, "text": " The boys"}, {"start": 14016.880000000001, "end": 14018.880000000001, "text": " Please"}, {"start": 14023.52, "end": 14025.52, "text": " This one's okay, this this part's okay"}, {"start": 14025.52, "end": 14028.52, "text": " I haven't cut the feed. The system's still running."}, {"start": 14028.52, "end": 14030.02, "text": " Did you hear that left it on?"}, {"start": 14030.02, "end": 14032.52, "text": " Someone turned it back on to monitor us."}, {"start": 14034.52, "end": 14036.52, "text": " Oh, God bless you."}, {"start": 14043.52, "end": 14045.52, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 14046.52, "end": 14051.52, "text": " No longer having to sit here and listen to the same thing over and over again."}, {"start": 14051.52, "end": 14057.880000000001, "text": " I just know they just died though."}, {"start": 14057.880000000001, "end": 14062.36, "text": " I can hear the gunshots."}, {"start": 14062.36, "end": 14067.36, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 14067.36, "end": 14068.36, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 14068.36, "end": 14069.36, "text": " It's so loud."}, {"start": 14069.36, "end": 14070.36, "text": " This one in particular is so loud."}, {"start": 14070.36, "end": 14072.36, "text": " I'm playing right now."}, {"start": 14072.36, "end": 14073.36, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 14073.36, "end": 14075.36, "text": " Bob, get down, alright?"}, {"start": 14075.36, "end": 14077.36, "text": " Don't move, stay alive."}, {"start": 14078.86, "end": 14080.86, "text": " Sorry to have an astronaut, thanks for seven."}, {"start": 14080.86, "end": 14083.36, "text": " Enter from the car. Once the gun is detained."}, {"start": 14084.36, "end": 14086.86, "text": " Oh, we need to drop a flashbang for more ammo."}, {"start": 14086.86, "end": 14087.86, "text": " We're gonna kill you!"}, {"start": 14089.36, "end": 14092.36, "text": " Remind me to do that after I die, which I will."}, {"start": 14092.36, "end": 14116.68, "text": " It's so peaceful now."}, {"start": 14116.68, "end": 14117.68, "text": " Wait there, ma'am."}, {"start": 14117.68, "end": 14119.08, "text": " There's a bad man right here."}, {"start": 14131.68, "end": 14132.58, "text": " Wait, was he dead?"}, {"start": 14132.98, "end": 14135.18, "text": " I wanna see if I can get him to surrender by hitting him for mod."}, {"start": 14140.08, "end": 14141.98, "text": " Mod detected unofficial score."}, {"start": 14144.98, "end": 14145.68, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 14147.68, "end": 14157.68, "text": " Dude, I don't care. I don't care. I cannot stand that fucking time. There's no separate audio slider for it, dude."}, {"start": 14157.68, "end": 14163.68, "text": " Oh my god. Just delete the files. Which files, motherfucker!"}, {"start": 14163.68, "end": 14171.68, "text": " Just remove the audio files! Oh! Just remove them, dude! That's such a good idea!"}, {"start": 14171.68, "end": 14172.720000000001, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 14188.720000000001, "end": 14191.800000000001, "text": " Bologna's are so computer literates insane."}, {"start": 14198.68, "end": 14200.64, "text": " Newamericatalk.mb3."}, {"start": 14200.64, "end": 14201.68, "text": " That is not..."}, {"start": 14202.84, "end": 14203.8, "text": " Alright, let's see this."}, {"start": 14206.32, "end": 14207.64, "text": " Dialog folder."}, {"start": 14208.56, "end": 14213.4, "text": " Check dialogue, it's only the walkie-talkie in the outside of towers, only the SFX events by map then."}, {"start": 14213.84, "end": 14218.92, "text": " You need the software F-Model to check the Unreal Engine assets in the files. Got everything I need now."}, {"start": 14218.92, "end": 14220.92, "text": " Nah, I'm good. I think I'm just gonna..."}, {"start": 14220.92, "end": 14222.56, "text": " I think I'm just gonna keep the mod on."}, {"start": 14230.64, "end": 14234.64, "text": " It literally doesn't matter, you still get the achievement? Okay."}, {"start": 14238.64, "end": 14239.64, "text": " Neat."}, {"start": 14246.64, "end": 14249.64, "text": " The achievement will pop, I swear. No, I believe you. I believe you."}, {"start": 14252.64, "end": 14257.64, "text": " Not hearing that radio screeching at me is worth not having my score counted, for sure."}, {"start": 14260.64, "end": 14270.64, "text": " I'm going to get you out of here."}, {"start": 14270.64, "end": 14274.64, "text": " They don't sell women."}, {"start": 14274.64, "end": 14276.64, "text": " I can't talk to them."}, {"start": 14276.64, "end": 14277.64, "text": " You want to be an ex?"}, {"start": 14277.64, "end": 14278.64, "text": " Trainers."}, {"start": 14278.64, "end": 14307.039999999999, "text": " I wasn't sure if that was a guy."}, {"start": 14307.04, "end": 14320.36, "text": " me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Flashbang. Gee, I sure hope my Twitch head doesn't realize"}, {"start": 14320.36, "end": 14330.12, "text": " I downloaded the invincibility mod that makes my character invincible. Our guards on mute"}, {"start": 14330.12, "end": 14331.12, "text": " me now? I'm ready."}, {"start": 14337.12, "end": 14339.12, "text": " What's up, guys? Sorry, I think I was muted."}, {"start": 14339.12, "end": 14340.12, "text": " Yes, below."}, {"start": 14343.12, "end": 14345.12, "text": " Plus one stats."}, {"start": 14350.12, "end": 14353.12, "text": " That guy was a skit, so... Oh my!"}, {"start": 14354.12, "end": 14356.12, "text": " There's another guy. Help!"}, {"start": 14360.92, "end": 14362.92, "text": " What is he breaching?"}, {"start": 14362.92, "end": 14388.92, "text": " I'm ready. I'm ready."}, {"start": 14388.92, "end": 14391.92, "text": " Was that two guys?"}, {"start": 14391.92, "end": 14398.92, "text": " Watch my back, you son of a..."}, {"start": 14410.92, "end": 14417.92, "text": " Four big guys!"}, {"start": 14421.92, "end": 14428.92, "text": " Shoot the loads in my eyes."}, {"start": 14428.92, "end": 14440.92, "text": " I don't think there's a guy in here."}, {"start": 14440.92, "end": 14441.92, "text": " And they're slapping on my thighs."}, {"start": 14441.92, "end": 14442.92, "text": " Ooh, nice."}, {"start": 14442.92, "end": 14443.92, "text": " Nice boss."}, {"start": 14443.92, "end": 14464.92, "text": " play the song or was that the actual lyrics how do you guys know the lyrics"}, {"start": 14464.92, "end": 14466.92, "text": " on. Are you gay, Joe?"}, {"start": 14482.92, "end": 14486.92, "text": " Nah, I'm straight. Ooh, wait, he posted the straight cab."}, {"start": 14486.92, "end": 14502.960000000001, "text": " Oh, hey, this looks like a lady wearing a fake mustache."}, {"start": 14502.960000000001, "end": 14515.92, "text": " So this guy's are cool because they don't shoot right away."}, {"start": 14515.92, "end": 14530.16, "text": " You're basically cheating by avoiding the mental terrorism of the voice lines."}, {"start": 14530.16, "end": 14532.68, "text": " Oh, we still got the judge voice lines."}, {"start": 14532.68, "end": 14538.0, "text": " You just don't have the obnoxiously loud and no separate volume slider talk voice lines,"}, {"start": 14538.0, "end": 14539.0, "text": " dude."}, {"start": 14539.0, "end": 14544.8, "text": " Which, uh, they're so terribly audio balanced that it's actually kind of fucking embarrassing."}, {"start": 14544.800000000001, "end": 14559.04, "text": " Like how far does it..."}, {"start": 14559.04, "end": 14570.080000000002, "text": " Oh, they're shmoving out there."}, {"start": 14570.08, "end": 14595.36, "text": " Oh, hey, I don't have the key card."}, {"start": 14595.36, "end": 14598.84, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 14598.84, "end": 14613.04, "text": " I believe the guy out there is one of the minor terrorists, lesser terrorists."}, {"start": 14613.04, "end": 14617.36, "text": " You know how like D&D games will have like lesser elementals and stuff?"}, {"start": 14617.36, "end": 14620.36, "text": " Dude, chill, chill."}, {"start": 14620.36, "end": 14627.24, "text": " Yeah, you sure aren't going back to jail."}, {"start": 14627.24, "end": 14634.24, "text": " I think I'm in."}, {"start": 14634.24, "end": 14637.24, "text": " Greater terrorists."}, {"start": 14637.24, "end": 14642.24, "text": " Picture over the shoulder on an old Nokia phone."}, {"start": 14642.24, "end": 14645.24, "text": " I've been fighting Sephiroth for the second time in Final Fantasy 7."}, {"start": 14645.24, "end": 14647.24, "text": " And him looking over his shoulder."}, {"start": 14647.24, "end": 14658.24, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 14658.24, "end": 14673.119999999999, "text": " Brock, generate that image."}, {"start": 14673.119999999999, "end": 14674.68, "text": " That would be a cool image to generate."}, {"start": 14674.68, "end": 14680.44, "text": " if we're gonna delete if we're gonna delete several liters of water or how"}, {"start": 14680.44, "end": 14683.16, "text": " much ever it costs I feel like generating of some have been locked and"}, {"start": 14683.16, "end": 14686.960000000001, "text": " about to fight Ruby weapons up there dude"}, {"start": 14686.960000000001, "end": 14703.880000000001, "text": " Minus one for it."}, {"start": 14703.880000000001, "end": 14708.76, "text": " The water doesn't just disappear, dumbass."}, {"start": 14708.76, "end": 14711.76, "text": " You know, instead of whining about, ooh, the water!"}, {"start": 14711.76, "end": 14714.04, "text": " It's getting deleted by AI, dude."}, {"start": 14714.04, "end": 14716.240000000002, "text": " Why don't we invent a filter?"}, {"start": 14716.24, "end": 14721.24, "text": " That filters the water that's being used so that it's drinkable again."}, {"start": 14731.24, "end": 14732.24, "text": " AI water?"}, {"start": 14733.24, "end": 14737.24, "text": " Dude, yeah, and you could market it. Like, this water makes you smarter."}, {"start": 14737.24, "end": 14738.24, "text": " Smart water."}, {"start": 14738.24, "end": 14748.16, "text": " water. Ready to do that, but it's not one for one. Alright, now how come we don't have"}, {"start": 14748.16, "end": 14756.6, "text": " an AI robot that flies in the atmosphere and recollects water that we're spending in vaporizing?"}, {"start": 14756.6, "end": 14779.36, "text": " when is the return to a WWE 2K26 um eventually I want to I want to let the downloadable store"}, {"start": 14779.36, "end": 14786.36, "text": " build up"}, {"start": 14789.300000000001, "end": 14796.300000000001, "text": " I'm download stacking"}, {"start": 14796.300000000001, "end": 14797.300000000001, "text": " it's so nice"}, {"start": 14797.300000000001, "end": 14804.300000000001, "text": " oh my god the no talk is so fucking nice holy shit this is awesome"}, {"start": 14804.300000000001, "end": 14808.300000000001, "text": " Okay, can I? Thank you."}, {"start": 14808.300000000001, "end": 14814.300000000001, "text": " Hello, Mr. Adderall Man. I see you're Adderall and I raise you..."}, {"start": 14814.300000000001, "end": 14819.300000000001, "text": " standing here and doing nothing."}, {"start": 14819.300000000001, "end": 14823.300000000001, "text": " Goddamn."}, {"start": 14823.300000000001, "end": 14826.300000000001, "text": " Can you recite the talk from memory for us?"}, {"start": 14826.300000000001, "end": 14832.300000000001, "text": " I actually cannot."}, {"start": 14832.300000000001, "end": 14834.300000000001, "text": " So if I'm correct..."}, {"start": 14843.54, "end": 14849.380000000001, "text": " I don't think these guys breach. I don't think the the black suit guys breach. I think only the guys in like the ghillie suit will breach."}, {"start": 14851.18, "end": 14854.900000000001, "text": " Like these guys will breach with the ghillie suit guys, but I'm pretty confident."}, {"start": 14854.9, "end": 14875.699999999999, "text": " So fucking dead."}, {"start": 14875.699999999999, "end": 14879.44, "text": " The Tachmoth replies with Yes, be Lord."}, {"start": 14879.44, "end": 14894.0, "text": " need doing something you doing something you doing"}, {"start": 14894.68, "end": 14903.2, "text": " so I know names there name their kid Remington yeah that guy's cool he's"}, {"start": 14903.2, "end": 14911.76, "text": " cool you dead there's hell man"}, {"start": 14913.44, "end": 14919.92, "text": " it's a normal name though no it's not it doesn't matter where you're"}, {"start": 14919.92, "end": 14933.8, "text": " name is you okay finally the moon has come back"}, {"start": 14933.800000000001, "end": 14944.720000000001, "text": " Okay, the rock."}, {"start": 14944.720000000001, "end": 14953.76, "text": " That name's not the rock."}, {"start": 14953.76, "end": 14960.640000000001, "text": " How come they never did a gimmick in the WWE when the rock was relevant, where it was like"}, {"start": 14960.64, "end": 14967.64, "text": " two guys and their name was scissors and paper."}, {"start": 14973.279999999999, "end": 14978.279999999999, "text": " Oh, that guy pre-signed."}, {"start": 14978.279999999999, "end": 14985.279999999999, "text": " Write this one down."}, {"start": 14985.28, "end": 15004.18, "text": " This should be the fucking cabinet again."}, {"start": 15004.18, "end": 15005.68, "text": " There's the rock and sock connection?"}, {"start": 15005.68, "end": 15006.68, "text": " Yeah, dude."}, {"start": 15006.68, "end": 15007.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15007.68, "end": 15010.800000000001, "text": " And legendary, legendary, of course."}, {"start": 15010.800000000001, "end": 15011.800000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15011.800000000001, "end": 15015.420000000002, "text": " Well, where was paper and scissors at?"}, {"start": 15015.420000000002, "end": 15016.820000000002, "text": " That's what I wanted to know."}, {"start": 15016.820000000002, "end": 15018.820000000002, "text": " They're still in here."}, {"start": 15018.820000000002, "end": 15034.140000000001, "text": " Vince Rookman just woke up in a cold sweat and doesn't know why."}, {"start": 15034.140000000001, "end": 15037.980000000001, "text": " I believe there are two guys and I believe they're in that corner because I do not see"}, {"start": 15037.980000000001, "end": 15038.980000000001, "text": " them."}, {"start": 15038.98, "end": 15040.98, "text": " You're not seeing any feet."}, {"start": 15042.98, "end": 15044.98, "text": " What the hell is this guy?"}, {"start": 15047.98, "end": 15048.98, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 15052.98, "end": 15053.98, "text": " No."}, {"start": 15059.98, "end": 15061.98, "text": " Who the fuck would want to be a paper?"}, {"start": 15061.98, "end": 15064.98, "text": " Dude, think about the guy from JJK."}, {"start": 15064.98, "end": 15069.98, "text": " The one with all the receipts?"}, {"start": 15069.98, "end": 15074.98, "text": " Reggie, dude."}, {"start": 15074.98, "end": 15084.98, "text": " Man, how do you guys have a picture of that?"}, {"start": 15084.98, "end": 15091.98, "text": " Oh, damn, this guy's fucking blazing fast."}, {"start": 15091.98, "end": 15093.98, "text": " This guy is quite good."}, {"start": 15093.98, "end": 15095.98, "text": " Blazing fast."}, {"start": 15099.98, "end": 15101.98, "text": " Quick, who? Thanks for the sub."}, {"start": 15109.98, "end": 15111.98, "text": " Paper cut."}, {"start": 15111.98, "end": 15113.98, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 15113.98, "end": 15115.98, "text": " What you looking at?"}, {"start": 15116.98, "end": 15118.98, "text": " What you looking at?"}, {"start": 15151.98, "end": 15181.1, "text": " I don't think there's anyone back there."}, {"start": 15181.1, "end": 15187.1, "text": " That door is trapped. Making it impossible for them to hurt us through here."}, {"start": 15187.1, "end": 15188.1, "text": " Uh."}, {"start": 15188.1, "end": 15191.1, "text": " Securing the device."}, {"start": 15191.1, "end": 15194.1, "text": " Watch me disarm this and then it opens the door instantly."}, {"start": 15194.1, "end": 15204.1, "text": " We need to reach the bunker again out of here. Shut up, dude."}, {"start": 15204.1, "end": 15206.1, "text": " You see me? I'm just a journalist."}, {"start": 15206.1, "end": 15208.1, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15232.460000000001, "end": 15234.460000000001, "text": " What"}, {"start": 15236.1, "end": 15250.48, "text": " was the ang sus among us"}, {"start": 15250.48, "end": 15270.0, "text": " Don't question why that door just closed."}, {"start": 15270.0, "end": 15273.0, "text": " Where the fuck is that screen dang?"}, {"start": 15289.0, "end": 15292.0, "text": " Eleanor talk, we have one suspect down."}, {"start": 15294.0, "end": 15296.0, "text": " You're gonna be okay."}, {"start": 15297.0, "end": 15299.0, "text": " You have to stop them!"}, {"start": 15300.0, "end": 15303.4, "text": " Leave the truck. Sebranian restraining and ready for transport."}, {"start": 15303.4, "end": 15304.4, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 15306.72, "end": 15308.88, "text": " Let's get caught up in the..."}, {"start": 15308.88, "end": 15310.68, "text": " ...crossfire."}, {"start": 15310.68, "end": 15312.68, "text": " There's a laser right there."}, {"start": 15315.8, "end": 15317.8, "text": " It is likely for dead."}, {"start": 15319.44, "end": 15321.44, "text": " Why didn't I just hear a footsteps behind me?"}, {"start": 15330.0, "end": 15340.72, "text": " They're advanced thugs."}, {"start": 15340.72, "end": 15343.4, "text": " Tell me a crab gooned in this rag."}, {"start": 15343.4, "end": 15349.52, "text": " Guys, no offense to any fat motherfuckers in Chap-a-crab-ran goon is so fucking overrated"}, {"start": 15349.52, "end": 15351.52, "text": " and not delicious."}, {"start": 15351.52, "end": 15353.52, "text": " Sorry"}, {"start": 15356.800000000001, "end": 15358.800000000001, "text": " There's too much cream cheese"}, {"start": 15365.32, "end": 15369.76, "text": " Just the bad ones I've I've never had good crap ring in I'm not saying it's impossible. I"}, {"start": 15370.76, "end": 15372.76, "text": " Am saying however, I have been on look"}, {"start": 15372.76, "end": 15380.32, "text": " Why can I not close this?"}, {"start": 15380.32, "end": 15399.44, "text": " Why can I not close this?"}, {"start": 15399.44, "end": 15401.44, "text": " phone's not ringing cause no one fuckin' asked"}, {"start": 15404.92, "end": 15405.74, "text": " ooooh"}, {"start": 15406.84, "end": 15409.54, "text": " looks like porky the pig in chat a little sense to nobody's"}, {"start": 15411.32, "end": 15413.32, "text": " his decadent cream cheese food"}, {"start": 15425.140000000001, "end": 15426.18, "text": " friendly fire"}, {"start": 15426.18, "end": 15432.98, "text": " Yeah, I'm a lot of call people fat because I'm fat you understand"}, {"start": 15434.62, "end": 15437.14, "text": " Quick who in a Michael Knight thinks we're so"}, {"start": 15446.380000000001, "end": 15450.42, "text": " Sorry all bald fucks, but here kind of make their mace our breaks appearance"}, {"start": 15451.98, "end": 15453.98, "text": " I'm like going to a job interview"}, {"start": 15453.98, "end": 15456.98, "text": " Are you interviewing me?"}, {"start": 15456.98, "end": 15460.98, "text": " Oh, that was stupid, but we got there."}, {"start": 15476.98, "end": 15479.98, "text": " We gotta be real careful about this place right here."}, {"start": 15483.98, "end": 15487.98, "text": " Put your listening ears on, fellows."}, {"start": 15494.98, "end": 15497.98, "text": " I'm hearing some sigh."}, {"start": 15504.98, "end": 15507.98, "text": " This door does not make noise. Ever."}, {"start": 15508.98, "end": 15510.98, "text": " Bip. Thanks for 7."}, {"start": 15510.98, "end": 15515.42, "text": " they see me baby"}, {"start": 15523.66, "end": 15529.699999999999, "text": " yeah begin it begin it"}, {"start": 15540.98, "end": 15549.779999999999, "text": " Me when Moon Moon won't hear the super ultra mega-secret talk voice on that plays when"}, {"start": 15549.779999999999, "end": 15550.779999999999, "text": " you do the achievement?"}, {"start": 15550.779999999999, "end": 15554.34, "text": " That's okay, I've got subtitles on."}, {"start": 15554.34, "end": 15560.14, "text": " Awfully insensitive to assume that the only way you can learn or experience media is,"}, {"start": 15560.14, "end": 15561.14, "text": " uh, orally."}, {"start": 15561.14, "end": 15562.14, "text": " Orally."}, {"start": 15562.14, "end": 15570.14, "text": " Is that a leaf?"}, {"start": 15570.14, "end": 15571.14, "text": " Orally?"}, {"start": 15571.14, "end": 15572.14, "text": " Yeah, A-U-R-A-L-L-Y."}, {"start": 15572.14, "end": 15573.14, "text": " Entering talk."}, {"start": 15573.14, "end": 15574.14, "text": " Suspect is deceased."}, {"start": 15574.14, "end": 15575.14, "text": " Requesting trailers."}, {"start": 15575.14, "end": 15576.14, "text": " Am you mew?"}, {"start": 15576.14, "end": 15577.14, "text": " Am you mew?"}, {"start": 15577.14, "end": 15578.14, "text": " Am you mew?"}, {"start": 15578.14, "end": 15579.14, "text": " Am you mew?"}, {"start": 15579.14, "end": 15580.14, "text": " Am you mew?"}, {"start": 15580.14, "end": 15581.14, "text": " Am you mew?"}, {"start": 15581.14, "end": 15582.14, "text": " Am you mew?"}, {"start": 15582.14, "end": 15583.14, "text": " Am you mew?"}, {"start": 15583.14, "end": 15584.14, "text": " Am you mew?"}, {"start": 15584.14, "end": 15585.14, "text": " Am you mew?"}, {"start": 15585.14, "end": 15586.14, "text": " Am you mew?"}, {"start": 15586.14, "end": 15587.14, "text": " Am you mew?"}, {"start": 15587.14, "end": 15588.14, "text": " Am you mew?"}, {"start": 15588.14, "end": 15589.14, "text": " Am you mew?"}, {"start": 15589.14, "end": 15604.82, "text": " He's searching the word? No, I was spamming what it sounds like because you're an idiot."}, {"start": 15604.82, "end": 15624.16, "text": " and you need like a an example Reno I learned a new word please no guy in the"}, {"start": 15624.16, "end": 15629.36, "text": " corner please no guy in the corner please no guy in the corner enough talk"}, {"start": 15629.36, "end": 15630.36, "text": " Stay here!"}, {"start": 15633.36, "end": 15635.36, "text": " Scrunchie, thanks for subbing, says Pupa."}, {"start": 15635.36, "end": 15639.36, "text": " No, Goopa."}, {"start": 15643.36, "end": 15644.36, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 15647.36, "end": 15648.36, "text": " Is he getting worse?"}, {"start": 15649.36, "end": 15652.36, "text": " Nah, I'm having some pretty good runs, honestly."}, {"start": 15652.36, "end": 15653.36, "text": " Man, come over here now."}, {"start": 15659.36, "end": 15661.36, "text": " This is stupid as hell."}, {"start": 15672.36, "end": 15674.36, "text": " I couldn't shoot my gun."}, {"start": 15680.36, "end": 15683.36, "text": " Drop one flash for more ammo. Thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 15689.36, "end": 15692.76, "text": " thank you thank you thank you thank you take a day up"}, {"start": 15692.76, "end": 15700.7, "text": " that was really fucking steep as that was really steeped"}, {"start": 15700.7, "end": 15702.880000000001, "text": " tough"}, {"start": 15702.880000000001, "end": 15706.2, "text": " i'm taking a fat shit wish be luck"}, {"start": 15706.2, "end": 15707.6, "text": " curse of"}, {"start": 15707.6, "end": 15710.2, "text": " emergent hemorrhoid"}, {"start": 15710.2, "end": 15716.28, "text": " well well well well well well"}, {"start": 15716.28, "end": 15728.480000000001, "text": " Who watches the Watchmen?"}, {"start": 15728.480000000001, "end": 15744.880000000001, "text": " Um, where are we asking the deep philosophical questions?"}, {"start": 15744.880000000001, "end": 15745.880000000001, "text": " the voices."}, {"start": 15745.880000000001, "end": 15759.240000000002, "text": " I've been watching the same 10 minute loop for 3 weeks."}, {"start": 15759.240000000002, "end": 15765.880000000001, "text": " To be fair, that last attempt was 22 minutes."}, {"start": 15765.880000000001, "end": 15770.6, "text": " So not entirely true."}, {"start": 15770.6, "end": 15783.720000000001, "text": " the shield no no Scott you guys remember that Austin powers"}, {"start": 15783.720000000001, "end": 15788.720000000001, "text": " How about no, Scott?"}, {"start": 15788.720000000001, "end": 15799.720000000001, "text": " Scottie don't!"}, {"start": 15799.720000000001, "end": 15803.720000000001, "text": " Scottie!"}, {"start": 15803.720000000001, "end": 15807.720000000001, "text": " You're 24, Big M?"}, {"start": 15807.720000000001, "end": 15810.720000000001, "text": " So you've never seen Austin Powers."}, {"start": 15810.720000000001, "end": 15815.52, "text": " Well, I'm gonna be the guy that everyone loves interacting with and hanging out with."}, {"start": 15815.52, "end": 15818.52, "text": " You've literally never seen that?"}, {"start": 15818.52, "end": 15821.52, "text": " You've never seen that?"}, {"start": 15821.52, "end": 15822.52, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 15822.52, "end": 15823.52, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 15823.52, "end": 15828.800000000001, "text": " You've never seen that?"}, {"start": 15828.800000000001, "end": 15839.6, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 15839.6, "end": 15842.66, "text": " a person again dude if you went outside and talked to people you wouldn't meet"}, {"start": 15842.66, "end": 15850.76, "text": " that person that is a common there's a one-star person dude not very rare at all"}, {"start": 15857.800000000001, "end": 15866.7, "text": " would you call there's gonna be like a name for that phenomenon nominal surprise"}, {"start": 15866.7, "end": 15868.7, "text": " Surprise!"}, {"start": 15868.7, "end": 15874.7, "text": " Aww."}, {"start": 15874.7, "end": 15878.7, "text": " Surprise."}, {"start": 15878.7, "end": 15882.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15882.7, "end": 15888.7, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 15888.7, "end": 15890.7, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 15896.7, "end": 15898.7, "text": " Moshi Moshi!"}, {"start": 15900.7, "end": 15902.7, "text": " It's me, Bensama!"}, {"start": 15908.7, "end": 15910.7, "text": " Moshi Moshi!"}, {"start": 15910.7, "end": 15920.300000000001, "text": " Moon Moon asks a professional fat ass what's it called when you need you when you are allergic to meat I"}, {"start": 15921.5, "end": 15924.42, "text": " Swear to God I need to destroy the toilet every time I have a burger"}, {"start": 15927.18, "end": 15931.300000000001, "text": " You're a pussy that might be the word you're looking for"}, {"start": 15940.7, "end": 15954.380000000001, "text": " You're a liberal."}, {"start": 15954.380000000001, "end": 15956.1, "text": " Reload to the doorway?"}, {"start": 15956.1, "end": 15957.1, "text": " No fear."}, {"start": 15957.1, "end": 15964.34, "text": " Have you been bitten by a tick recently?"}, {"start": 15964.34, "end": 15966.54, "text": " Might have alpha go."}, {"start": 15966.54, "end": 15978.54, "text": " I like reading comments like that a lot, because that chatter will hear it, and then like there is a universe where that chatter was bitten by a tick."}, {"start": 15978.54, "end": 15987.54, "text": " And then he's like, oh man, I did go, I did walk through the forest in, uh, George the other day."}, {"start": 15987.54, "end": 15989.04, "text": " I can't do my hands."}, {"start": 15989.04, "end": 15992.54, "text": " And then he goes to the doctor and they find a tick on him and they get it out before he gets Lyme disease."}, {"start": 15992.54, "end": 15995.54, "text": " And I technically saved that guy's life, making me a hero, by the way."}, {"start": 16012.04, "end": 16014.54, "text": " E-Rob-Tick-Dick story."}, {"start": 16014.54, "end": 16020.140000000001, "text": " No one knows that story, except for you."}, {"start": 16020.140000000001, "end": 16025.740000000002, "text": " I'm gonna have to stop focusing on, uh, hyper-focusing on his dick."}, {"start": 16025.740000000002, "end": 16026.740000000002, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 16026.740000000002, "end": 16035.580000000002, "text": " Get a tick on your sack for two days before you found it."}, {"start": 16035.580000000002, "end": 16038.34, "text": " How is it that we haven't, like, eradicated ticks?"}, {"start": 16038.34, "end": 16043.18, "text": " Like, what do ticks provide in terms of, like, an ecosystem?"}, {"start": 16043.18, "end": 16045.18, "text": " Surely nothing, right?"}, {"start": 16047.5, "end": 16049.5, "text": " Food? Yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 16056.62, "end": 16058.62, "text": " How are anteaters gonna survive?"}, {"start": 16061.5, "end": 16064.14, "text": " What eats anteaters? Like a lion?"}, {"start": 16064.140000000001, "end": 16066.140000000001, "text": " What's my back? It's on me."}, {"start": 16073.140000000001, "end": 16075.140000000001, "text": " Mosquitoes on the other hand, nothing?"}, {"start": 16077.140000000001, "end": 16079.140000000001, "text": " Dude, what do you mean?"}, {"start": 16079.140000000001, "end": 16081.140000000001, "text": " Think about all those times."}, {"start": 16081.140000000001, "end": 16084.140000000001, "text": " I mean, maybe you guys didn't have this experience because you didn't live in Florida, but..."}, {"start": 16085.140000000001, "end": 16088.140000000001, "text": " The trucks that would spray? Like, every month or some shit?"}, {"start": 16088.140000000001, "end": 16102.060000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, those."}, {"start": 16102.060000000001, "end": 16104.140000000001, "text": " That's the MK Ultra Gas."}, {"start": 16104.140000000001, "end": 16105.140000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16105.140000000001, "end": 16106.140000000001, "text": " Moby."}, {"start": 16106.140000000001, "end": 16113.140000000001, "text": " Get a maggot wiggle out of your asshole when you got food poisoned."}, {"start": 16113.140000000001, "end": 16117.140000000001, "text": " I don't think those two are related."}, {"start": 16117.140000000001, "end": 16119.140000000001, "text": " How is that possible?"}, {"start": 16126.420000000002, "end": 16127.920000000002, "text": " Why did I read that?"}, {"start": 16127.920000000002, "end": 16129.920000000002, "text": " I'm sorry, man."}, {"start": 16130.640000000001, "end": 16132.640000000001, "text": " Sometimes the eggs are left in food?"}, {"start": 16132.640000000001, "end": 16134.640000000001, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 16140.340000000002, "end": 16142.340000000002, "text": " Ewie!"}, {"start": 16147.140000000001, "end": 16156.300000000001, "text": " So, let's say we eliminate every tick and every mosquito."}, {"start": 16156.300000000001, "end": 16160.260000000002, "text": " What happens to like an ecosystem?"}, {"start": 16160.260000000002, "end": 16162.260000000002, "text": " Where ticks exist?"}, {"start": 16162.260000000002, "end": 16164.260000000002, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 16164.260000000002, "end": 16170.980000000001, "text": " Hey, what do you think about like more bombs?"}, {"start": 16170.980000000001, "end": 16173.140000000001, "text": " You like, you like bombs?"}, {"start": 16173.140000000001, "end": 16184.460000000001, "text": " I'm thinking we could probably use a couple more bombs Hey please flash that guy"}, {"start": 16184.460000000001, "end": 16188.400000000001, "text": " Carpsam?"}, {"start": 16203.04, "end": 16207.800000000001, "text": " Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!"}, {"start": 16207.800000000001, "end": 16210.52, "text": " Maybe focus on beating game instead of thinking about Parasite in ass?"}, {"start": 16210.52, "end": 16215.52, "text": " Okay, it wasn't in his ass. It was in his fucking intestines. Okay, and it crawled out of his ass."}, {"start": 16218.52, "end": 16220.52, "text": " Get your fucking story stream!"}, {"start": 16222.52, "end": 16224.52, "text": " Bitch! Sorry."}, {"start": 16226.52, "end": 16228.52, "text": " Were there big-ass bugs in Florida?"}, {"start": 16228.52, "end": 16231.52, "text": " The things that I remember from Florida are..."}, {"start": 16232.52, "end": 16233.52, "text": " Frogs."}, {"start": 16235.52, "end": 16236.52, "text": " Cicadas."}, {"start": 16237.52, "end": 16238.52, "text": " Lizards."}, {"start": 16240.52, "end": 16245.52, "text": " Um, lots of lizards."}, {"start": 16245.52, "end": 16249.16, "text": " I didn't mind the lizards."}, {"start": 16249.16, "end": 16251.720000000001, "text": " Love bugs."}, {"start": 16251.720000000001, "end": 16259.880000000001, "text": " Mosquitoes, of course."}, {"start": 16259.880000000001, "end": 16261.880000000001, "text": " Was Carolina worse than Florida?"}, {"start": 16261.880000000001, "end": 16270.08, "text": " I mean, I barely left my apartment, so I don't know."}, {"start": 16270.08, "end": 16281.44, "text": " One thing about Carolina that I liked was, you know that big man made reservoir of water"}, {"start": 16281.44, "end": 16282.6, "text": " over there?"}, {"start": 16282.6, "end": 16285.68, "text": " That shit was kind of cool."}, {"start": 16285.68, "end": 16286.68, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 16286.68, "end": 16296.12, "text": " I know someone in Chat Note, yeah, Lake Norma, yep."}, {"start": 16296.12, "end": 16302.0, "text": " It's not like Lur."}, {"start": 16302.0, "end": 16303.0, "text": " It's Norman."}, {"start": 16303.0, "end": 16316.5, "text": " I think it's the one that Michael Jordan had a house on or some shit."}, {"start": 16316.5, "end": 16320.82, "text": " That's my one tidbit of celebrity knowledge."}, {"start": 16320.82, "end": 16327.82, "text": " I don't know, I never..."}, {"start": 16327.82, "end": 16330.02, "text": " I mean, Mosquito..."}, {"start": 16330.02, "end": 16335.86, "text": " Honestly, like, I think I got bit by Mosquito recently."}, {"start": 16335.86, "end": 16343.34, "text": " It's been so fucking long since I've had to like contend with Mosquito Bites."}, {"start": 16343.34, "end": 16350.34, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 16350.34, "end": 16361.34, "text": " Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba."}, {"start": 16361.34, "end": 16362.34, "text": " You eating in Virginia?"}, {"start": 16362.34, "end": 16363.34, "text": " Yeah, Virginia!"}, {"start": 16363.34, "end": 16364.34, "text": " I mean like..."}, {"start": 16364.34, "end": 16369.34, "text": " I've lived in Virginia too."}, {"start": 16369.34, "end": 16371.82, "text": " I swear man"}, {"start": 16375.26, "end": 16378.54, "text": " I'm not saying it's like the same climate but man it felt the same"}, {"start": 16383.58, "end": 16385.58, "text": " It felt the same"}, {"start": 16392.22, "end": 16394.78, "text": " I lived in a neighborhood in Virginia where I flooded one time"}, {"start": 16394.78, "end": 16402.879999999997, "text": " and the streets were flooded in my neighborhood and people took out canoes"}, {"start": 16402.879999999997, "end": 16407.18, "text": " and shit and we were literally canoeing in the street it was awesome"}, {"start": 16407.18, "end": 16418.18, "text": " Virginia Beach now is a curfew?"}, {"start": 16418.18, "end": 16426.06, "text": " Dude, what's up with the cops at Virginia Beach, man?"}, {"start": 16426.06, "end": 16427.06, "text": " Don't do that."}, {"start": 16427.06, "end": 16428.06, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 16428.06, "end": 16454.06, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16454.06, "end": 16461.260000000002, "text": " was the... you could get fined for cursing at the beachfront. They would find you money."}, {"start": 16469.98, "end": 16473.34, "text": " Isn't that fucked up? So when I hear that there's like a curfew there now, like what the hell?"}, {"start": 16473.34, "end": 16477.06, "text": " They got to get a shop open that piece."}, {"start": 16477.06, "end": 16481.06, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 16481.06, "end": 16490.06, "text": " You always either?"}, {"start": 16490.06, "end": 16492.06, "text": " No I don't."}, {"start": 16492.06, "end": 16496.58, "text": " Perfume from multiple shootings."}, {"start": 16496.58, "end": 16497.58, "text": " Big freaking whoop dude."}, {"start": 16497.58, "end": 16498.58, "text": " I'm gonna go peace."}, {"start": 16498.58, "end": 16499.58, "text": " Bye bye."}, {"start": 16499.58, "end": 16500.58, "text": " Bye bye."}, {"start": 16500.58, "end": 16501.58, "text": " Bye bye."}, {"start": 16501.58, "end": 16502.58, "text": " Bye bye."}, {"start": 16502.58, "end": 16528.7, "text": " Yes, my lord."}, {"start": 16528.7, "end": 16542.52, "text": " mo-fuckin action prove it you think I'm not hitting crabs right now mo-fuckers"}, {"start": 16558.7, "end": 16560.7, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16576.02, "end": 16578.02, "text": " Bootlecker"}, {"start": 16579.420000000002, "end": 16581.420000000002, "text": " How am I a bootlecker?"}, {"start": 16581.420000000002, "end": 16583.420000000002, "text": " I don't care what I just said"}, {"start": 16588.7, "end": 16590.7, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16593.940000000002, "end": 16596.18, "text": " Remove shadow heart armor for one sec"}, {"start": 16601.54, "end": 16603.780000000002, "text": " What the fuck Jesus"}, {"start": 16613.62, "end": 16616.86, "text": " Well that guy in that room was he in the room when I looked in there"}, {"start": 16618.7, "end": 16628.7, "text": " Oh, the bomb!"}, {"start": 16628.7, "end": 16643.7, "text": " Tell them to stand down."}, {"start": 16643.7, "end": 16645.7, "text": " Woman mode? I'm just kidding."}, {"start": 16648.5, "end": 16650.5, "text": " That's all it took, man."}, {"start": 16664.7, "end": 16666.7, "text": " I've never given a woman oral."}, {"start": 16673.7, "end": 16680.86, "text": " I want to thank everybody and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my Reformed"}, {"start": 16680.86, "end": 16682.86, "text": " Doctorate by Bill Clinton."}, {"start": 16682.86, "end": 16692.86, "text": " Thank you everybody."}, {"start": 16793.7, "end": 16795.7, "text": " You"}, {"start": 16913.7, "end": 16925.32, "text": " if I ran a game company dog I it would be company policy if I if I found out that you had a"}, {"start": 16925.32, "end": 16929.780000000002, "text": " Reddit account and that you were subscribed to our game subreddit you were fired you were"}, {"start": 16929.780000000002, "end": 16936.46, "text": " fucking fired dude because I I cannot be I cannot be sure that whatever fucking idiot"}, {"start": 16936.46, "end": 16940.9, "text": " is posting on the internet is not influencing your ability to make fucking video games dude"}, {"start": 16940.9, "end": 16946.58, "text": " Holy shit. There are some stupid motherfuckers who feel real entitled to having opinions, man."}, {"start": 16947.420000000002, "end": 16948.82, "text": " A faithful wasn't for you to say you like him."}, {"start": 16948.82, "end": 16949.82, "text": " I'm just gonna talk to you about it."}, {"start": 16955.06, "end": 16956.74, "text": " That was a cool door fortress base, though."}, {"start": 16956.74, "end": 16958.58, "text": " You guys like that? That was the crafting hall."}, {"start": 16958.58, "end": 16980.74, "text": " I'm not good at Dwarf Fortress, let's be clear about that, so I apologize to any Dwarf heads"}, {"start": 16980.74, "end": 16982.74, "text": " who were offended by that layout."}, {"start": 16982.74, "end": 16984.74, "text": " I already have more ammo."}, {"start": 16988.74, "end": 16992.74, "text": " I've just seen you spend a thousand hours beating Caves of Cud, dude."}, {"start": 16994.74, "end": 16998.74, "text": " Now, I'm not trying to slander Caves of Cud, okay?"}, {"start": 16998.74, "end": 17015.88, "text": " However, I watched a video maybe like five months ago, and it was just like a run that"}, {"start": 17015.88, "end": 17023.600000000002, "text": " a guy kind of like commented or whatever, and it seemed like getting to the very end"}, {"start": 17023.6, "end": 17038.28, "text": " game of case of Cud, it required like an inordinate amount of grinding. Now he could just be shit,"}, {"start": 17038.28, "end": 17039.28, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 17039.28, "end": 17040.28, "text": " Get down on your knees!"}, {"start": 17040.28, "end": 17043.28, "text": " You can't put your hands on me!"}, {"start": 17043.28, "end": 17044.28, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 17044.28, "end": 17047.28, "text": " It's good call."}, {"start": 17047.28, "end": 17048.28, "text": " Endgame's super easy."}, {"start": 17048.28, "end": 17050.28, "text": " Yeah, to get to endgame."}, {"start": 17050.28, "end": 17052.28, "text": " Yeah, to get to endgame."}, {"start": 17052.28, "end": 17056.28, "text": " You think I'm a cop?"}, {"start": 17062.28, "end": 17065.28, "text": " Well, Magic, do you enjoy using Runescape?"}, {"start": 17065.28, "end": 17067.28, "text": " Dude, the Lunar Spellbook main?"}, {"start": 17067.28, "end": 17068.84, "text": " That shit's tight."}, {"start": 17070.84, "end": 17074.039999999997, "text": " You know, I still haven't unlocked the spellbook that lets you summon stuff."}, {"start": 17084.48, "end": 17085.98, "text": " Yeah, the arceus one."}, {"start": 17085.98, "end": 17087.579999999998, "text": " Is that free unlocked now?"}, {"start": 17087.579999999998, "end": 17089.579999999998, "text": " Are they gonna be like quest and shit?"}, {"start": 17094.78, "end": 17096.78, "text": " A lot of the boss strats, they're like..."}, {"start": 17097.28, "end": 17101.059999999998, "text": " I've read involved like having like a thrall or whatever"}, {"start": 17104.16, "end": 17106.399999999998, "text": " And I'm just like yeah, I don't have that shit bro"}, {"start": 17108.66, "end": 17112.34, "text": " It's so many of her coming to runescape, I mean there's technically so many"}, {"start": 17117.02, "end": 17121.539999999997, "text": " No you do need to do the quest for thralls"}, {"start": 17121.54, "end": 17129.02, "text": " Yeah, but anyone got a Bofo and full set of crystal armor and chest?"}, {"start": 17129.02, "end": 17131.02, "text": " What are you?"}, {"start": 17131.02, "end": 17132.02, "text": " JWJW?"}, {"start": 17132.02, "end": 17133.02, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 17133.02, "end": 17134.02, "text": " Dapps?"}, {"start": 17134.02, "end": 17135.02, "text": " Dapps?"}, {"start": 17135.02, "end": 17136.02, "text": " Everyone who said yeah?"}, {"start": 17136.02, "end": 17137.02, "text": " Oh, what's up, guys?"}, {"start": 17137.02, "end": 17138.02, "text": " Look, I'm a reporter."}, {"start": 17138.02, "end": 17148.02, "text": " Whatever message you need to get out there, I can do it, okay?"}, {"start": 17148.02, "end": 17158.420000000002, "text": " Can you tell them that we're under attack by terrorists?"}, {"start": 17158.420000000002, "end": 17164.74, "text": " Having Bopa and not-for-alls is crazy order."}, {"start": 17164.74, "end": 17170.420000000002, "text": " I set a goal for my RuneScape thing, and that was to do Song of the Elves, and then after"}, {"start": 17170.420000000002, "end": 17181.140000000003, "text": " doing song of the elves I was like well I may as well do the gauntlet after I AFK grinded crabs"}, {"start": 17182.500000000004, "end": 17186.58, "text": " the old way not the new gem crab way fuck you by the way bitch"}, {"start": 17186.58, "end": 17194.460000000003, "text": " Uh-oh!"}, {"start": 17194.460000000003, "end": 17208.300000000003, "text": " I don't think he came out."}, {"start": 17208.300000000003, "end": 17209.74, "text": " Rockcraber here."}, {"start": 17209.74, "end": 17221.980000000003, "text": " This shit was so fucking cancer actually getting like a good spot."}, {"start": 17221.980000000003, "end": 17222.980000000003, "text": " Pop noob?"}, {"start": 17222.980000000003, "end": 17228.420000000002, "text": " Dude I would man."}, {"start": 17228.420000000002, "end": 17233.820000000003, "text": " I don't even get crashed to like a handful of times though so it wasn't like so bad."}, {"start": 17233.820000000003, "end": 17237.06, "text": " The worst part was just finding the spot."}, {"start": 17237.06, "end": 17247.260000000002, "text": " I would uh, I'm trying to like mentally like describe the spot like the most"}, {"start": 17247.260000000002, "end": 17254.22, "text": " optimal spot was uh close to the excavation site was an excavation site"}, {"start": 17254.22, "end": 17265.100000000002, "text": " you don't talk about um but that spot was literally always taken so I would"}, {"start": 17265.1, "end": 17271.3, "text": " Walk along the beach to the end and there's like that little peninsula next to the uh"}, {"start": 17273.5, "end": 17276.34, "text": " The boat that's where I did most of my rock"}, {"start": 17277.219999999998, "end": 17279.219999999998, "text": " Robin"}, {"start": 17283.059999999998, "end": 17286.1, "text": " Okay, you got you gotta hit those you have to hit those"}, {"start": 17295.1, "end": 17318.78, "text": " I gotta check this room for a civilian."}, {"start": 17318.78, "end": 17335.42, "text": " One thing I hate about RuneScape is Erbilism."}, {"start": 17335.42, "end": 17343.379999999997, "text": " Fuck you, Erbilism."}, {"start": 17343.38, "end": 17345.38, "text": " I hate doing herb runs."}, {"start": 17351.3, "end": 17352.3, "text": " What are you doing there?"}, {"start": 17352.3, "end": 17354.8, "text": " Oh, he kicked the door open and then he's just standing there."}, {"start": 17357.620000000003, "end": 17360.120000000003, "text": " Just take the Butler bell and have him pick herbs."}, {"start": 17361.04, "end": 17362.54, "text": " What the fuck is this guy talking about?"}, {"start": 17362.54, "end": 17364.54, "text": " What is this method he's talking about?"}, {"start": 17367.24, "end": 17369.24, "text": " What I did was I just used miscellaneous."}, {"start": 17370.9, "end": 17372.9, "text": " And I did do herb runs."}, {"start": 17373.38, "end": 17376.38, "text": " Oh, it's league shit. Oh."}, {"start": 17381.38, "end": 17382.38, "text": " No one?"}, {"start": 17390.38, "end": 17392.38, "text": " Grinseybully?"}, {"start": 17398.38, "end": 17401.38, "text": " This guy said moving up, but I think it was the guy I just shot."}, {"start": 17403.38, "end": 17423.38, "text": " Fuck agility. Yeah. Yeah. And then they changed the way the stamina region works so there's"}, {"start": 17423.38, "end": 17434.620000000003, "text": " like more newbie friendly. I started after a lot of quality of life, but a lot of really"}, {"start": 17434.620000000003, "end": 17448.86, "text": " good quality of life happened even later than that. Samoan was the best change they ever"}, {"start": 17448.86, "end": 17455.46, "text": " made I agree I agree I agree yes they make little story classics gonna be like"}, {"start": 17455.46, "end": 17463.5, "text": " OSRS dude how is it so hard to just add content to like a game that people love"}, {"start": 17463.5, "end": 17466.82, "text": " it can't be that hard"}, {"start": 17478.86, "end": 17488.7, "text": " more clicker games don't fucking call it that"}, {"start": 17489.86, "end": 17495.22, "text": " hey how hard is it to make classic plus for wow do you"}, {"start": 17495.22, "end": 17512.420000000002, "text": " that can't be hard surprise"}, {"start": 17512.420000000002, "end": 17521.58, "text": " you're lucky I'd"}, {"start": 17521.58, "end": 17541.420000000002, "text": " Where did this guy go?"}, {"start": 17541.420000000002, "end": 17542.420000000002, "text": " Hopefully upstairs."}, {"start": 17542.420000000002, "end": 17572.06, "text": " You can't break those cuffs."}, {"start": 17572.06, "end": 17574.06, "text": " Runescape's cool."}, {"start": 17579.58, "end": 17581.58, "text": " Wrong. No."}, {"start": 17584.98, "end": 17590.640000000003, "text": " Your 3k rate in Mythic Plus and wow. That's awesome. Do you have a bofa? Otherwise, I don't give a fuck."}, {"start": 17596.420000000002, "end": 17599.920000000002, "text": " I'm literally gonna separate humanity into two cast, okay?"}, {"start": 17599.920000000002, "end": 17613.420000000002, "text": " full crystal armor set plus bofa and then the the lower cast bro flex 3k"}, {"start": 17613.420000000002, "end": 17619.74, "text": " he's not flexing he's just sharing dude okay why can't you be happy for him"}, {"start": 17619.74, "end": 17625.100000000002, "text": " Do I have a Twisted Boat? No, no. I haven't done any raids."}, {"start": 17633.02, "end": 17639.7, "text": " Not even 3.4. Anyone playing the most recent WoW X-Pack? I call it an X-Pack by"}, {"start": 17639.7, "end": 17642.38, "text": " the way because I'm a gamer."}, {"start": 17650.54, "end": 17654.5, "text": " Hi stay here. You're in raid right now"}, {"start": 17657.780000000002, "end": 17664.7, "text": " Bomb bomb. Oh wait, this guy's online at the TSA. It doesn't have the same effect"}, {"start": 17675.9, "end": 17677.9, "text": " Any toppers dude"}, {"start": 17679.74, "end": 17687.140000000003, "text": " I'm excited for eventually doing the raids I like fighting bosses in"}, {"start": 17687.140000000003, "end": 17690.260000000002, "text": " RuneScape I think it's cool"}, {"start": 17692.980000000003, "end": 17697.74, "text": " what's the lore reason for you to be on this map okay so here's my working"}, {"start": 17697.74, "end": 17705.420000000002, "text": " theory about this map alright I'm pretty sure the people in ghillie suits are"}, {"start": 17705.420000000002, "end": 17711.940000000002, "text": " other cops. Okay. And I think our character had a mental break."}, {"start": 17722.820000000003, "end": 17729.9, "text": " Again, going to run only things RuneScape and be like Soda. The fuck is only"}, {"start": 17729.9, "end": 17740.300000000003, "text": " only things RuneScape. I still want to do only things TBC. But they won't because they're"}, {"start": 17740.3, "end": 17742.3, "text": " hours"}, {"start": 17752.739999999998, "end": 17757.18, "text": " Chance one for some reason I told you guys it's because he doesn't want to you know"}, {"start": 17757.18, "end": 17762.46, "text": " I mean like the the the whole like oh, it's probably too hard for a casual player or whatever"}, {"start": 17766.1, "end": 17768.46, "text": " Disagree disagree with that I think"}, {"start": 17770.3, "end": 17775.46, "text": " These guys are just regular thugs."}, {"start": 17775.46, "end": 17783.38, "text": " Wild players, like, historically only wild players, hella exaggerate the difficulty of"}, {"start": 17783.38, "end": 17784.82, "text": " their game."}, {"start": 17784.82, "end": 17785.82, "text": " Every time."}, {"start": 17785.82, "end": 17789.66, "text": " Every fucking time."}, {"start": 17789.66, "end": 17791.059999999998, "text": " I heard it all the way through only-"}, {"start": 17791.06, "end": 17793.06, "text": " What the fuck!"}, {"start": 17793.06, "end": 17798.06, "text": " Alright, now come to the door, Gavir."}, {"start": 17798.06, "end": 17801.06, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 17801.06, "end": 17804.06, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 17804.06, "end": 17807.06, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 17807.06, "end": 17809.06, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 17809.06, "end": 17812.06, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 17812.06, "end": 17815.06, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 17815.06, "end": 17818.06, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 17818.06, "end": 17820.06, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 17820.06, "end": 17822.06, "text": " Oh my gosh, the door behind me!"}, {"start": 17822.06, "end": 17824.06, "text": " Hiiii!"}, {"start": 17828.06, "end": 17830.06, "text": " You know if I just do my games to think you couldn't..."}, {"start": 17830.06, "end": 17832.06, "text": " you could clear mythic raids, okay, classic player?"}, {"start": 17832.06, "end": 17834.06, "text": " I'm not saying I could clear a mythic raid."}, {"start": 17834.06, "end": 17836.06, "text": " In fact, I know I probably..."}, {"start": 17836.06, "end": 17838.06, "text": " I'm not good at raiding, I'm not."}, {"start": 17838.06, "end": 17840.06, "text": " But it..."}, {"start": 17840.06, "end": 17842.06, "text": " If you consider yourself a gamer,"}, {"start": 17842.06, "end": 17844.06, "text": " you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 17844.06, "end": 17846.06, "text": " And you can't get through a heroic TBC dungeon"}, {"start": 17846.06, "end": 17848.74, "text": " TBC dungeon without dying and like"}, {"start": 17849.54, "end": 17853.88, "text": " Like do the research do the fucking research, dude"}, {"start": 17854.74, "end": 17856.74, "text": " Okay, I"}, {"start": 17860.22, "end": 17864.34, "text": " Guaranteed there's a five minute video out there that explains literally everything that can happen in that dungeon"}, {"start": 17864.34, "end": 17866.34, "text": " I'm gonna do whatever it is."}, {"start": 17869.34, "end": 17871.34, "text": " I'm gonna leave the CCTVs unattended."}, {"start": 17872.34, "end": 17874.34, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 17874.34, "end": 17875.34, "text": " The system's still running."}, {"start": 17875.34, "end": 17877.34, "text": " If it left it on,"}, {"start": 17877.34, "end": 17880.34, "text": " someone turn it back on to monitor us."}, {"start": 17884.34, "end": 17886.34, "text": " This castle in aphorates you down in the stream, we're funny."}, {"start": 17886.34, "end": 17888.34, "text": " We're sweating like crazy here, like..."}, {"start": 17889.34, "end": 17890.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17891.34, "end": 17893.34, "text": " I'm a little healer."}, {"start": 17894.34, "end": 17901.34, "text": " Have you played mid-air plus dungeons now?"}, {"start": 17901.34, "end": 17910.34, "text": " Pick the door."}, {"start": 17910.34, "end": 17916.34, "text": " Have you played fellowship, nay?"}, {"start": 17916.34, "end": 17925.94, "text": " Why play Fellowship when you can just play WoW?"}, {"start": 17925.94, "end": 17934.94, "text": " Sell me on that."}, {"start": 17934.94, "end": 17936.94, "text": " Why play MMOs when you can play good games?"}, {"start": 17946.94, "end": 17948.94, "text": " Ward the cop go, bitch."}, {"start": 17959.94, "end": 17962.94, "text": " Why play the same level 4 or 3 times instead of playing a new game?"}, {"start": 17962.94, "end": 17966.66, "text": " Oh, I haven't beaten it yet."}, {"start": 17966.66, "end": 17968.66, "text": " I hope this helps."}, {"start": 17968.66, "end": 17978.14, "text": " You fucker, dude!"}, {"start": 17978.14, "end": 17980.14, "text": " Low barrier of entry?"}, {"start": 17980.14, "end": 17985.82, "text": " I mean, can't you just queue for Mythic Dungeons?"}, {"start": 17985.82, "end": 17986.859999999997, "text": " Or is it still like..."}, {"start": 17986.859999999997, "end": 17990.62, "text": " Do you still like, list a party or some shit?"}, {"start": 17990.62, "end": 17991.62, "text": " How does that work?"}, {"start": 17991.62, "end": 18001.239999999998, "text": " Donkey, look, they, it's listed the dude in the sky is actually doing a background check on your fucking parses and shit"}, {"start": 18001.84, "end": 18005.64, "text": " They would appear you're only eighty nine point four and castle nathria"}, {"start": 18006.539999999997, "end": 18012.84, "text": " Two expansions ago, so I'm looking for someone a bit more skilled to clear this particular mythic keystone"}, {"start": 18012.84, "end": 18025.76, "text": " Well, if they're the right ammo when it comes out in 2030."}, {"start": 18025.76, "end": 18033.16, "text": " I mean, they tried to buy ashes of creation, so I feel like that's pretty telling about"}, {"start": 18033.16, "end": 18039.68, "text": " how far along they are and how good it will be."}, {"start": 18039.68, "end": 18040.52, "text": " Sorry!"}, {"start": 18044.56, "end": 18045.84, "text": " Really? Yeah!"}, {"start": 18048.04, "end": 18051.44, "text": " Or, it's something they tried to do and it's that they were going to do or some shit."}, {"start": 18051.44, "end": 18054.88, "text": " For like a large amount of money. They almost got scammed, boys."}, {"start": 18061.48, "end": 18063.12, "text": " How much money was it? I know you guys have seen..."}, {"start": 18063.12, "end": 18063.920000000002, "text": " What about you?"}, {"start": 18063.920000000002, "end": 18065.920000000002, "text": " Hands up! Hands on your head!"}, {"start": 18065.920000000002, "end": 18066.920000000002, "text": " No! Hands on your head!"}, {"start": 18066.920000000002, "end": 18067.920000000002, "text": " Put it down!"}, {"start": 18067.920000000002, "end": 18068.920000000002, "text": " Down on the ground!"}, {"start": 18068.920000000002, "end": 18069.920000000002, "text": " Keep up!"}, {"start": 18069.920000000002, "end": 18070.920000000002, "text": " He's reaching."}, {"start": 18071.920000000002, "end": 18072.920000000002, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 18072.920000000002, "end": 18074.920000000002, "text": " You've got to dance on the back here."}, {"start": 18080.920000000002, "end": 18083.920000000002, "text": " It was 250 to 500 million."}, {"start": 18091.920000000002, "end": 18092.920000000002, "text": " Worth it, dude. Worth it."}, {"start": 18092.920000000002, "end": 18110.640000000003, "text": " worth it hey you can make 25 insanely good games with that money name to right"}, {"start": 18110.640000000003, "end": 18116.920000000002, "text": " now and you can't say I never mother requires you to submit your passport"}, {"start": 18116.920000000002, "end": 18119.88, "text": " Social Security number because that one's already locked down. Sorry"}, {"start": 18140.2, "end": 18142.2, "text": " They coming coward"}, {"start": 18146.920000000002, "end": 18156.56, "text": " Freaking coward."}, {"start": 18156.56, "end": 18161.08, "text": " Exploits, wait I can't reach him."}, {"start": 18161.08, "end": 18163.68, "text": " Actually see how they're climbing up there because there's two people threatening him."}, {"start": 18163.68, "end": 18170.920000000002, "text": " Oh yeah, I don't know anything about it."}, {"start": 18170.920000000002, "end": 18173.84, "text": " And honestly, I don't care to know about it."}, {"start": 18173.84, "end": 18182.000000000004, "text": " You read it today because you were curious?"}, {"start": 18182.000000000004, "end": 18191.08, "text": " Was it in the manifesto he released?"}, {"start": 18191.08, "end": 18193.08, "text": " He moved!"}, {"start": 18193.08, "end": 18195.600000000002, "text": " Everything was good."}, {"start": 18195.600000000002, "end": 18210.2, "text": " look good over here okay we got a problem"}, {"start": 18210.2, "end": 18217.2, "text": " How do I still have HP?"}, {"start": 18217.2, "end": 18224.7, "text": " Is there a guy behind me?"}, {"start": 18224.7, "end": 18235.24, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 18235.24, "end": 18238.12, "text": " Do what the A.I. is doing."}, {"start": 18238.12, "end": 18239.96, "text": " Laser-baming me with their railgun."}, {"start": 18239.96, "end": 18246.96, "text": " Oh yeah, smoke there."}, {"start": 18246.96, "end": 18259.96, "text": " Dude, don't pull back."}, {"start": 18259.96, "end": 18261.96, "text": " I'm coming back!"}, {"start": 18261.96, "end": 18263.96, "text": " Hey, don't pull back."}, {"start": 18284.96, "end": 18286.96, "text": " Where are my bullets?"}, {"start": 18289.96, "end": 18298.96, "text": " I mean, we probably just restarted."}, {"start": 18298.96, "end": 18314.96, "text": " Alright, I can't resurrect that, boys, let me do that."}, {"start": 18314.96, "end": 18318.96, "text": " Oh, my health went up."}, {"start": 18318.96, "end": 18320.96, "text": " What did you say when you banded?"}, {"start": 18322.559999999998, "end": 18324.559999999998, "text": " You healed up 50."}, {"start": 18325.559999999998, "end": 18327.559999999998, "text": " Roughly 50%."}, {"start": 18335.66, "end": 18340.66, "text": " Where does the evidence go? Oh, into my magical um... envelope supporting?"}, {"start": 18348.96, "end": 18352.399999999998, "text": " And no, it's on my ass."}, {"start": 18352.399999999998, "end": 18358.559999999998, "text": " Put your scores off."}, {"start": 18358.559999999998, "end": 18359.8, "text": " This is for me."}, {"start": 18359.8, "end": 18362.239999999998, "text": " I'm gonna fuck about posting a score."}, {"start": 18362.239999999998, "end": 18365.84, "text": " This is a motherfucker who's got a perfect score on this little probably, dude."}, {"start": 18365.84, "end": 18369.079999999998, "text": " I can't compete with that guy, he's a freak."}, {"start": 18369.079999999998, "end": 18372.079999999998, "text": " Freakin' nature, dude."}, {"start": 18372.08, "end": 18385.440000000002, "text": " Elegant, historic, unforgettable."}, {"start": 18385.440000000002, "end": 18388.84, "text": " Host your wedding at the Cordova building."}, {"start": 18388.84, "end": 18396.88, "text": " That's my favorite building!"}, {"start": 18396.88, "end": 18399.68, "text": " Me and the boys got a Fortnite save the world lobby up just waiting on you."}, {"start": 18399.68, "end": 18402.68, "text": " Wait, can you still play that?"}, {"start": 18407.68, "end": 18409.68, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 18409.68, "end": 18414.68, "text": " Wait, if I say yes, that guy, am I going to time travel back to when you could do that?"}, {"start": 18414.68, "end": 18416.68, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 18424.68, "end": 18430.260000000002, "text": " You samurai jack theme Bob with a bar to bang to bang diggy diggy"}, {"start": 18432.2, "end": 18434.2, "text": " They each have that boogie"}, {"start": 18441.16, "end": 18443.16, "text": " You guys remember that"}, {"start": 18444.68, "end": 18462.24, "text": " I laughed thank you guys I got bad news I've been shot like 20 times"}, {"start": 18462.24, "end": 18475.56, "text": " And not in the cool 50 cent way, in the like, debilitating wounds way."}, {"start": 18475.56, "end": 18481.640000000003, "text": " Remember when fighting the oil filled beetle robots?"}, {"start": 18481.640000000003, "end": 18483.2, "text": " I've said it before, I'll say it again."}, {"start": 18483.2, "end": 18487.320000000003, "text": " I was not a super fan of Samurai Jack."}, {"start": 18487.32, "end": 18492.32, "text": " I did not even really like Samurai, Jack."}, {"start": 18492.32, "end": 18507.32, "text": " I'll set it."}, {"start": 18507.32, "end": 18513.32, "text": " That said, I know how it ends, and I've seen a lot of it."}, {"start": 18513.32, "end": 18516.32, "text": " Hey, who watched the new Avatar movie?"}, {"start": 18522.32, "end": 18523.32, "text": " Me?"}, {"start": 18526.32, "end": 18528.32, "text": " Alright, I'm gonna nark on you now."}, {"start": 18530.32, "end": 18532.32, "text": " I'm letting Big Movie know."}, {"start": 18535.32, "end": 18537.32, "text": " Nice try, man."}, {"start": 18543.32, "end": 18554.96, "text": " Dude, stop whining."}, {"start": 18554.96, "end": 18563.0, "text": " You know, we've killed a lot of guys already, actually."}, {"start": 18563.0, "end": 18568.0, "text": " I'm always afraid to go in this room."}, {"start": 18568.0, "end": 18575.0, "text": " Yeah, it could taste you in play the same map 431 times."}, {"start": 18575.0, "end": 18579.92, "text": " Dude, alright man."}, {"start": 18579.92, "end": 18582.52, "text": " Alright Samurai Jack, superfan, calm down."}, {"start": 18582.52, "end": 18586.8, "text": " I didn't say Samurai Jack was bad, I just said I didn't really like it, dude."}, {"start": 18586.8, "end": 18593.4, "text": " I'm sorry I hurt your fucking feelings, you little baby."}, {"start": 18593.4, "end": 18600.4, "text": " little friggin baby. A little baby?"}, {"start": 18602.120000000003, "end": 18605.760000000002, "text": " Do I have a PB? No."}, {"start": 18605.760000000002, "end": 18610.260000000002, "text": " No, I had a hamburger for lunch."}, {"start": 18610.260000000002, "end": 18615.100000000002, "text": " Hamburger, man."}, {"start": 18615.100000000002, "end": 18618.100000000002, "text": " Do-do-do-do."}, {"start": 18618.100000000002, "end": 18634.38, "text": " I don't uh, I never liked PB and J. I was always just a PB guy."}, {"start": 18634.38, "end": 18636.38, "text": " Is that weird champ?"}, {"start": 18636.38, "end": 18642.780000000002, "text": " I feel like the jelly was too much, bro."}, {"start": 18642.78, "end": 18647.78, "text": " PB on toast? Oh yeah, dude."}, {"start": 18647.78, "end": 18652.78, "text": " Oh, freaking yeah, bud."}, {"start": 18652.78, "end": 18657.78, "text": " And then, like, melts a little bit. Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 18657.78, "end": 18662.78, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 18662.78, "end": 18667.78, "text": " You just don't know, man."}, {"start": 18667.78, "end": 18675.26, "text": " like PB and butter on toast it's just like boy you don't need the butter man the"}, {"start": 18675.26, "end": 18678.68, "text": " peanut butter is already effectively like butter you know I mean it's not"}, {"start": 18678.68, "end": 18681.579999999998, "text": " butter butter but like"}, {"start": 18684.3, "end": 18695.14, "text": " you don't need the butter is it good yes all right peanut butter on waffles"}, {"start": 18695.14, "end": 18696.26, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 18696.26, "end": 18704.14, "text": " My dad would put butter on his PB and PB sandwich."}, {"start": 18704.14, "end": 18709.14, "text": " My dad told me one time you see the noodles and butter."}, {"start": 18709.14, "end": 18715.62, "text": " Just save money."}, {"start": 18715.62, "end": 18717.7, "text": " Noodles and butter, dude."}, {"start": 18717.7, "end": 18720.22, "text": " That's normal."}, {"start": 18720.22, "end": 18728.18, "text": " Dude, you could, at that time, you could go to the store and get like ramen and get more"}, {"start": 18728.18, "end": 18733.82, "text": " out of the ramen than you would, like, the new, whatever fucking macaronium butter you"}, {"start": 18733.82, "end": 18735.54, "text": " reuse it."}, {"start": 18735.54, "end": 18742.940000000002, "text": " So, I mean, could you go bring that?"}, {"start": 18742.940000000002, "end": 18745.5, "text": " I think it's just performer though."}, {"start": 18745.5, "end": 18747.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18748.7, "end": 18750.7, "text": " Know what I mean"}, {"start": 18751.26, "end": 18756.3, "text": " Like oh, I'm so poor. I gotta eat. I mean nowadays. Yeah, the Romans probably more expensive"}, {"start": 18762.78, "end": 18764.78, "text": " Orness"}, {"start": 18775.5, "end": 18780.84, "text": " Alright, if you're gonna make this spaghetti, you could go the extra mile, dude."}, {"start": 18780.84, "end": 18783.64, "text": " Get the fucking ragoo, man."}, {"start": 18783.64, "end": 18785.64, "text": " That's my fault."}, {"start": 18785.64, "end": 18787.64, "text": " That's on me."}, {"start": 18787.64, "end": 18788.64, "text": " That's on me."}, {"start": 18788.64, "end": 18789.64, "text": " I miss."}, {"start": 18789.64, "end": 18790.64, "text": " I fucking miss."}, {"start": 18790.64, "end": 18791.64, "text": " I fucking miss, dude."}, {"start": 18791.64, "end": 18804.8, "text": " I was getting so heated about the performative porno-ness in Twitch Show right now."}, {"start": 18804.8, "end": 18810.48, "text": " dude you never ate noodles and butter do you you never ate that shit brother you"}, {"start": 18810.48, "end": 18814.6, "text": " never ate that shit okay"}, {"start": 18815.12, "end": 18825.64, "text": " quick fronten I've had buttered noodles actually because I was curious it sucks"}, {"start": 18825.64, "end": 18828.559999999998, "text": " it sucks"}, {"start": 18828.8, "end": 18834.16, "text": " catholic sticks for something and set this up it sucks dude it sucks like"}, {"start": 18834.16, "end": 18840.88, "text": " maybe he's like some some pepper and that saves that but I don't know I just"}, {"start": 18840.88, "end": 18847.28, "text": " ate a butter noodle mustard sandwich"}, {"start": 18852.24, "end": 18858.24, "text": " your government cheese and white bread I've never had government cheese I was"}, {"start": 18858.24, "end": 18870.640000000003, "text": " gross it's like a rubber what's it made out of"}, {"start": 18870.640000000003, "end": 18880.08, "text": " oh it's like Velveeta's salty and chalky"}, {"start": 18880.08, "end": 18889.480000000003, "text": " I do like Velveeta, though. I do like Velveeta. My mom always made mac and cheese with Velveeta."}, {"start": 18889.480000000003, "end": 18905.04, "text": " Oh yeah. You like Velveeta but not buttered noodles? I mean, at least it pretends to be cheese."}, {"start": 18905.04, "end": 18913.52, "text": " that's cool. Spaghetti takes for seven. Thank you very much for 111 months. Hence the"}, {"start": 18913.52, "end": 18921.440000000002, "text": " underdeveloped frontal lobe. Why, because I like Velveeta. Fuck you. Velveeta's good."}, {"start": 18921.440000000002, "end": 18931.16, "text": " I like that shit again. Old style. Velveeta plus rotella equals instant queso. What is"}, {"start": 18931.16, "end": 18938.16, "text": " Rotel. Is that another transformation of cheese?"}, {"start": 18943.16, "end": 18946.16, "text": " Oh, canned tomato?"}, {"start": 18949.16, "end": 18953.16, "text": " I do not fuck with canned tomatoes."}, {"start": 18953.16, "end": 18958.16, "text": " I like tomato in sauce form, that's a theme, to be honest."}, {"start": 18961.16, "end": 18968.16, "text": " Alright, let's try to line this up."}, {"start": 18968.16, "end": 18971.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18971.16, "end": 18978.16, "text": " Oh, we..."}, {"start": 18978.16, "end": 19005.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 19005.04, "end": 19007.04, "text": " We got some extra ammo, so we're good."}, {"start": 19014.88, "end": 19015.88, "text": " Wait? Yeah."}, {"start": 19017.04, "end": 19018.54, "text": " You're here with me right now."}, {"start": 19019.780000000002, "end": 19022.280000000002, "text": " If I get shot, you're gonna feel the pain in real life."}, {"start": 19023.38, "end": 19024.54, "text": " Like phantom pain."}, {"start": 19031.120000000003, "end": 19032.120000000003, "text": " Okay, check it out."}, {"start": 19032.12, "end": 19036.12, "text": " Walter White."}, {"start": 19036.12, "end": 19040.12, "text": " Walter White."}, {"start": 19056.12, "end": 19060.12, "text": " What a relaxing song."}, {"start": 19060.12, "end": 19067.12, "text": " How many times have you gotten to the last room this stream?"}, {"start": 19067.12, "end": 19070.12, "text": " 0.5 times."}, {"start": 19070.12, "end": 19087.12, "text": " How many times is this leak?"}, {"start": 19087.12, "end": 19099.36, "text": " I mean, who's counting really?"}, {"start": 19099.36, "end": 19105.239999999998, "text": " Who's actually counting, though, let's be honest."}, {"start": 19105.239999999998, "end": 19107.239999999998, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 19108.24, "end": 19110.24, "text": " Hi"}, {"start": 19125.24, "end": 19128.9, "text": " I think this is the one right here. I got a good feeling about this"}, {"start": 19137.24, "end": 19144.24, "text": " Why'd I drop the grenade launcher?"}, {"start": 19144.24, "end": 19152.52, "text": " Um, I wanted something with more stopping power in the final room."}, {"start": 19152.52, "end": 19158.72, "text": " My strategy for the final room is to block all of the exits, except for the one I'm going"}, {"start": 19158.72, "end": 19161.36, "text": " in."}, {"start": 19161.36, "end": 19169.940000000002, "text": " And then try to quickly but slowly angle like two or three guys and then maybe flash the"}, {"start": 19169.940000000002, "end": 19174.98, "text": " rest of them."}, {"start": 19174.98, "end": 19175.98, "text": " Will it work?"}, {"start": 19175.98, "end": 19176.98, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 19176.98, "end": 19177.98, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 19177.98, "end": 19178.98, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 19178.98, "end": 19184.98, "text": " Will I get- will I be very sad when I die?"}, {"start": 19184.98, "end": 19185.98, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 19185.98, "end": 19195.98, "text": " And you can't suspect a disease."}, {"start": 19195.98, "end": 19212.06, "text": " And they are right there, bitch."}, {"start": 19212.06, "end": 19214.5, "text": " Oh fuck, he's standing screen, Dean."}, {"start": 19214.5, "end": 19217.26, "text": " I'm in the fucking zone right now, bro."}, {"start": 19217.26, "end": 19223.18, "text": " Some of the stairs."}, {"start": 19223.18, "end": 19225.58, "text": " I'm in the fucking Jordan, lads."}, {"start": 19229.34, "end": 19232.14, "text": " I've said it before and I'll say it again."}, {"start": 19233.420000000002, "end": 19236.260000000002, "text": " That one, that one, gravy covered"}, {"start": 19237.02, "end": 19239.06, "text": " pie that they always show in a."}, {"start": 19240.46, "end": 19242.22, "text": " Scrandle, dude."}, {"start": 19242.22, "end": 19244.22, "text": " That shit looks good."}, {"start": 19244.22, "end": 19247.06, "text": " That shit looks good."}, {"start": 19247.06, "end": 19250.1, "text": " I would fuck that shit up, bro."}, {"start": 19250.1, "end": 19252.06, "text": " Put some of that sauce on it, dude."}, {"start": 19252.06, "end": 19262.940000000002, "text": " Oh, that's a gun. I saw a gun."}, {"start": 19264.54, "end": 19265.940000000002, "text": " Bring here. Got nothing."}, {"start": 19267.22, "end": 19267.58, "text": " Bitch."}, {"start": 19276.66, "end": 19279.420000000002, "text": " Waited until he reported in to cause chaos."}, {"start": 19279.420000000002, "end": 19282.620000000003, "text": " We got that's an HP sauce?"}, {"start": 19282.620000000003, "end": 19294.06, "text": " Yeah, that's the sauce I was talking about and I like it, predictably."}, {"start": 19294.06, "end": 19296.06, "text": " That is fucking green."}, {"start": 19296.06, "end": 19299.06, "text": " Suck that down."}, {"start": 19299.06, "end": 19302.500000000004, "text": " Call it Browns sauce to me?"}, {"start": 19302.500000000004, "end": 19305.980000000003, "text": " Yeah, that's what I'm saying."}, {"start": 19305.98, "end": 19309.06, "text": " In America, it's called HP Sauce."}, {"start": 19309.06, "end": 19311.94, "text": " Because when you eat it, it's like a health potion."}, {"start": 19311.94, "end": 19312.94, "text": " That's a game of roughness."}, {"start": 19318.94, "end": 19320.94, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 19322.94, "end": 19324.94, "text": " Level up, ding!"}, {"start": 19324.94, "end": 19327.94, "text": " Ding, my birthday!"}, {"start": 19327.94, "end": 19330.94, "text": " I'm level, I'm level 21 now."}, {"start": 19330.94, "end": 19332.94, "text": " You can't come through here because it's trapped, bitch!"}, {"start": 19335.98, "end": 19343.98, "text": " How funny would it be if they could actually open the doors?"}, {"start": 19343.98, "end": 19351.98, "text": " I'm in a fucking mistake!"}, {"start": 19351.98, "end": 19355.98, "text": " He owned me!"}, {"start": 19355.98, "end": 19357.98, "text": " He owned me!"}, {"start": 19357.98, "end": 19361.98, "text": " Why did I do that?"}, {"start": 19361.98, "end": 19363.98, "text": " How did that hit my bullets?"}, {"start": 19363.98, "end": 19373.22, "text": " once. I don't like door shooting. I like I like"}, {"start": 19373.22, "end": 19376.32, "text": " the door when they're literally standing directly in the middle so I don't"}, {"start": 19376.32, "end": 19381.26, "text": " have to like do any fucking geometry in my head. Am I winning? Yeah, dude. I'm"}, {"start": 19381.26, "end": 19386.84, "text": " winning it so fucking hard right now, bro. Holy moly. Ooh, the W's don't"}, {"start": 19386.84, "end": 19392.56, "text": " stop. They don't fucking stop. Getting lots of good practice right now. I didn't"}, {"start": 19392.56, "end": 19399.56, "text": " Wait how come I can see Marko?"}, {"start": 19399.56, "end": 19412.56, "text": " I'm going to leave the CCTV unattended, I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet."}, {"start": 19412.56, "end": 19414.56, "text": " This could give us a layout advantage."}, {"start": 19414.56, "end": 19419.56, "text": " Can you just play one game without talking and all and lock the fuck in? Fine."}, {"start": 19419.56, "end": 19421.56, "text": " But I need some music."}, {"start": 19426.56, "end": 19427.56, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 19444.56, "end": 19446.88, "text": " It's time to L.I. Lock in."}, {"start": 19448.88, "end": 19449.38, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 19474.56, "end": 19490.32, "text": " Oh, did that one on order?"}, {"start": 19490.32, "end": 19502.32, "text": " Get on your stomach, put your hands behind your back!"}, {"start": 19502.32, "end": 19507.32, "text": " I don't know how to stay apart."}, {"start": 19507.32, "end": 19508.32, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 19508.32, "end": 19509.32, "text": " Lock him."}, {"start": 19509.32, "end": 19510.32, "text": " Don't talk."}, {"start": 19510.32, "end": 19513.32, "text": " It's a gun in custody and secure."}, {"start": 19532.32, "end": 19544.66, "text": " No begin exercise stop stop exercising"}, {"start": 19544.66, "end": 19560.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19560.66, "end": 19567.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19567.66, "end": 19570.66, "text": " the"}, {"start": 19570.66, "end": 19573.66, "text": " world"}, {"start": 19573.66, "end": 19578.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19578.66, "end": 19580.66, "text": " the"}, {"start": 19580.66, "end": 19582.66, "text": " death"}, {"start": 19582.66, "end": 19584.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19584.66, "end": 19613.38, "text": " Evidence secure."}, {"start": 19613.38, "end": 19619.58, "text": " I like this song because, for me, it's like the song is like climbing a mountain."}, {"start": 19621.48, "end": 19624.98, "text": " When I hear this song, I think about someone struggling to climb a mountain."}, {"start": 19624.98, "end": 19632.18, "text": " And there's like a, like a snowstorm happening and then like, this motherfucker's got no goggles, dude."}, {"start": 19643.38, "end": 19662.58, "text": " This part of the song is like he reaches like a clip and he looks up and the storm clears"}, {"start": 19662.58, "end": 19666.54, "text": " a little bit and then he realizes just how much further he has to go before reaching"}, {"start": 19666.54, "end": 19689.14, "text": " the top. Surely that hit someone, right?"}, {"start": 19689.14, "end": 19709.48, "text": " I'm kinda got wounded there."}, {"start": 19709.48, "end": 19710.48, "text": " Stop talking."}, {"start": 19710.48, "end": 19711.48, "text": " Dude, there's nothing happening."}, {"start": 19711.48, "end": 19721.48, "text": " Dude, there's nothing happening."}, {"start": 19721.48, "end": 19734.16, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 19734.16, "end": 19739.16, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 19739.16, "end": 19764.68, "text": " The song for me feels like fighting something that can't die like it keeps getting back"}, {"start": 19764.68, "end": 19794.62, "text": " up. I don't have ADHD man. I know I don't have ADHD because I'm a recreation"}, {"start": 19794.62, "end": 19796.62, "text": " don't add a roll."}, {"start": 19801.62, "end": 19805.62, "text": " Meow meow meow meow meow meow."}, {"start": 19811.62, "end": 19812.62, "text": " What a cool guy."}, {"start": 19812.62, "end": 19814.62, "text": " I'm not flexing, I'm just saying."}, {"start": 19824.62, "end": 19842.18, "text": " Did I just open the door and blow up right now?"}, {"start": 19842.18, "end": 19849.42, "text": " We uh, we haven't shot too much, but that's okay."}, {"start": 19849.42, "end": 19852.46, "text": " What's a little bloodshed between friends?"}, {"start": 19852.46, "end": 19856.719999999998, "text": " a point man one liner by the way after he kills his partner after he found out"}, {"start": 19856.719999999998, "end": 19879.239999999998, "text": " that his partner became corrupt that's very cool thank you for sharing I'm just"}, {"start": 19879.24, "end": 19884.24, "text": " I consider myself a creative soul, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 19884.24, "end": 19890.24, "text": " Like, I like to make music on my Apple phone sometimes when I'm on the toilet and shit."}, {"start": 19890.24, "end": 19914.120000000003, "text": " All right, where did this motherfucker go?"}, {"start": 19914.12, "end": 19915.12, "text": " Probably not there."}, {"start": 19915.12, "end": 19932.079999999998, "text": " I'm based down the hallway."}, {"start": 19932.079999999998, "end": 19933.879999999997, "text": " Why is this guy here?"}, {"start": 19933.88, "end": 19945.120000000003, "text": " He did go down the hallway."}, {"start": 19945.120000000003, "end": 19947.48, "text": " Oh my god, he just ran straight down the hallway."}, {"start": 19947.48, "end": 19951.48, "text": " I don't know where he is."}, {"start": 19951.48, "end": 19957.16, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 19957.16, "end": 19962.68, "text": " What's this song?"}, {"start": 19962.68, "end": 19978.4, "text": " It's called Baridian Quote by Darth Punk."}, {"start": 19978.4, "end": 19999.16, "text": " I cannot win a firefight with a guy on this hallway, by the way, oh no."}, {"start": 19999.16, "end": 20002.16, "text": " I mean, we're looking for this dude, but we ain't findin' him!"}, {"start": 20015.16, "end": 20018.16, "text": " What's the most delicious smell?"}, {"start": 20020.16, "end": 20023.16, "text": " Banning anyone who says dead."}, {"start": 20023.16, "end": 20025.16, "text": " Fart!"}, {"start": 20025.16, "end": 20028.56, "text": " Cinnamon Bones?"}, {"start": 20028.56, "end": 20035.16, "text": " It's true."}, {"start": 20035.16, "end": 20039.76, "text": " In quotes, farts, double skull emoji."}, {"start": 20039.76, "end": 20049.06, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 20049.06, "end": 20051.06, "text": " Fentanyl."}, {"start": 20051.06, "end": 20052.76, "text": " I do not agree."}, {"start": 20052.76, "end": 20054.56, "text": " Although I've never smelled Fentanyl."}, {"start": 20054.56, "end": 20056.56, "text": " But I assume it smells like crack."}, {"start": 20065.940000000002, "end": 20067.440000000002, "text": " Parts from an ad."}, {"start": 20072.48, "end": 20073.48, "text": " That's so awesome."}, {"start": 20075.120000000003, "end": 20076.18, "text": " I don't know where this dude went."}, {"start": 20081.120000000003, "end": 20083.48, "text": " Ah, sweet talkless police."}, {"start": 20084.56, "end": 20091.56, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 20114.56, "end": 20130.56, "text": " and"}, {"start": 20130.56, "end": 20134.56, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 20134.56, "end": 20141.56, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20171.56, "end": 20178.56, "text": " I'm hitting the yoyuki and the splanky."}, {"start": 20178.56, "end": 20191.56, "text": " It's like six guys dead in this hallway."}, {"start": 20191.56, "end": 20193.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20212.54, "end": 20214.54, "text": " Don't"}, {"start": 20221.56, "end": 20223.56, "text": " stuff back down"}, {"start": 20231.56, "end": 20234.920000000002, "text": " I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I actually can't believe it"}, {"start": 20247.0, "end": 20249.0, "text": " stuff back down alive"}, {"start": 20251.56, "end": 20256.600000000002, "text": " What was the reaction time on that?"}, {"start": 20256.600000000002, "end": 20261.640000000003, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 20261.640000000003, "end": 20267.280000000002, "text": " 49 MS."}, {"start": 20267.280000000002, "end": 20277.280000000002, "text": " Yep, that's a certified point man reaction time."}, {"start": 20277.28, "end": 20305.28, "text": " and"}, {"start": 20305.28, "end": 20333.76, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 20333.760000000002, "end": 20336.320000000003, "text": " I assume there wasn't anyone in there, because they didn't react to the flashlight."}, {"start": 20345.280000000002, "end": 20346.88, "text": " Well, I want to see that flick again, hold up."}, {"start": 20349.120000000003, "end": 20350.160000000003, "text": " I want to see that flick again."}, {"start": 20352.480000000003, "end": 20354.56, "text": " Plamp, plamp, plamp, plamp, plamp."}, {"start": 20354.800000000003, "end": 20356.160000000003, "text": " Oh my god, there's so many replays."}, {"start": 20356.160000000003, "end": 20358.88, "text": " There's just probably taking up so much space on my fucking computer, actually."}, {"start": 20358.88, "end": 20365.88, "text": " It doesn't?"}, {"start": 20365.88, "end": 20368.88, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 20368.88, "end": 20375.88, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 20375.88, "end": 20377.88, "text": " where's he going?"}, {"start": 20390.18, "end": 20392.18, "text": " Wait, this is the end."}, {"start": 20405.88, "end": 20409.88, "text": " You don't need me. I'm just a journalist."}, {"start": 20409.88, "end": 20412.88, "text": " Stay down and shut up."}, {"start": 20412.88, "end": 20415.88, "text": " Hit him with a Dutch angle."}, {"start": 20426.88, "end": 20430.88, "text": " He's splonking, dude. Remember when he goes to the right, that's splonking."}, {"start": 20430.88, "end": 20432.88, "text": " Okay. Left is yonking."}, {"start": 20435.88, "end": 20447.22, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 20447.22, "end": 20453.24, "text": " Is there a quick pause button?"}, {"start": 20453.24, "end": 20455.120000000003, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 20455.120000000003, "end": 20459.120000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20459.120000000003, "end": 20463.36, "text": " Playback speed."}, {"start": 20463.36, "end": 20465.56, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 20465.56, "end": 20469.56, "text": " Talk to the police. They'll listen."}, {"start": 20471.56, "end": 20473.56, "text": " Contact!"}, {"start": 20495.56, "end": 20523.960000000003, "text": " I mean, less than a second, I mean, less than a second, I mean, less than a second."}, {"start": 20523.96, "end": 20527.66, "text": " I mean, less than a second, less than a second, dude."}, {"start": 20531.6, "end": 20534.079999999998, "text": " Less than a motherfucking second, dude."}, {"start": 20538.879999999997, "end": 20539.78, "text": " Now you're dead?"}, {"start": 20539.78, "end": 20540.92, "text": " No, no, no, we're good on that."}, {"start": 20540.92, "end": 20542.28, "text": " We don't need to see that."}, {"start": 20542.28, "end": 20543.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20547.62, "end": 20550.379999999997, "text": " You shot the display piece, you got lucky?"}, {"start": 20550.379999999997, "end": 20551.8, "text": " Okay, I mean, counterpoint,"}, {"start": 20551.8, "end": 20556.36, "text": " that computer was looking so far to the side that he would have needed another eye on the"}, {"start": 20556.36, "end": 20561.88, "text": " side of his head to even see that I had begun to enter the room so, you know, with great"}, {"start": 20561.88, "end": 20567.98, "text": " power comes great responsibility, dude."}, {"start": 20567.98, "end": 20569.98, "text": " He heard you."}, {"start": 20569.98, "end": 20572.98, "text": " Hear this."}, {"start": 20572.98, "end": 20600.6, "text": " All right, now when I wasn't locked in, as you guys can tell because I talked this time."}, {"start": 20600.600000000002, "end": 20607.600000000002, "text": " I'm taking the weighted clothing off."}, {"start": 20614.120000000003, "end": 20618.320000000003, "text": " That's right. I'm cleaning the grime from my spectacles."}, {"start": 20618.320000000003, "end": 20622.440000000002, "text": " I call them spectable- spectacles by the way."}, {"start": 20622.440000000002, "end": 20629.440000000002, "text": " I call movies films."}, {"start": 20631.480000000003, "end": 20636.480000000003, "text": " Pictures going to the cinema to watch a film"}, {"start": 20641.72, "end": 20643.72, "text": " Let's ride"}, {"start": 20654.72, "end": 20656.72, "text": " Take your way in here"}, {"start": 20658.480000000003, "end": 20660.480000000003, "text": " I make it stand up"}, {"start": 20660.600000000002, "end": 20676.800000000003, "text": " You can't even tell."}, {"start": 20676.800000000003, "end": 20683.72, "text": " That looked good today, man, actually."}, {"start": 20683.72, "end": 20684.72, "text": " Holy moly."}, {"start": 20695.32, "end": 20696.920000000002, "text": " You like oily? I am oily."}, {"start": 20696.920000000002, "end": 20697.920000000002, "text": " Right out."}, {"start": 20699.420000000002, "end": 20700.420000000002, "text": " Perceptive."}, {"start": 20704.920000000002, "end": 20706.920000000002, "text": " More than you like, thanks for some of it."}, {"start": 20706.920000000002, "end": 20708.920000000002, "text": " Alright, we're gonna shut up. I gotta focus."}, {"start": 20713.72, "end": 20715.72, "text": " I want to do a little bit."}, {"start": 20715.72, "end": 20717.72, "text": " No, man."}, {"start": 20717.72, "end": 20719.72, "text": " Keep your hands up."}, {"start": 20719.72, "end": 20721.72, "text": " Get on the fucking ground, the priest!"}, {"start": 20721.72, "end": 20723.72, "text": " No, man."}, {"start": 20723.72, "end": 20725.72, "text": " No, man."}, {"start": 20725.72, "end": 20727.72, "text": " No, man."}, {"start": 20727.72, "end": 20729.72, "text": " Jack."}, {"start": 20729.72, "end": 20731.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 20731.72, "end": 20733.72, "text": " I want to do a little bit of fun."}, {"start": 20733.72, "end": 20735.72, "text": " Once I start to get my fucking immediate knuckle."}, {"start": 20735.72, "end": 20737.72, "text": " I heard."}, {"start": 20737.72, "end": 20739.72, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 20739.72, "end": 20741.72, "text": " You've got to get this."}, {"start": 20741.72, "end": 20754.72, "text": " I like this song. I like this song."}, {"start": 20754.72, "end": 20766.72, "text": " Stay cool, bro."}, {"start": 20766.72, "end": 20773.72, "text": " Hmm, held off."}, {"start": 20773.72, "end": 20776.72, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 20776.72, "end": 20783.72, "text": " Ah, fuck it."}, {"start": 20796.72, "end": 20803.72, "text": " Is he gonna pull the alarm?"}, {"start": 20826.72, "end": 20837.72, "text": " Who is talking? Stop doing that."}, {"start": 20837.72, "end": 20838.72, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 20838.72, "end": 20840.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20851.120000000003, "end": 20853.120000000003, "text": " Deserve this"}, {"start": 20862.68, "end": 20864.68, "text": " Officers are outside"}, {"start": 20868.72, "end": 20875.72, "text": " Where is he at the kick?"}, {"start": 20898.72, "end": 20910.08, "text": " Well, your feeling was correct, sir."}, {"start": 20910.08, "end": 20914.08, "text": " Down in the park. Civilian custody and security."}, {"start": 20915.08, "end": 20917.08, "text": " Mr. Esprue here."}, {"start": 20970.08, "end": 20984.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21014.08, "end": 21016.08, "text": " The rest is in the voice."}, {"start": 21027.760000000002, "end": 21028.960000000003, "text": " Try!"}, {"start": 21074.08, "end": 21081.08, "text": " Let's get trippin on purpose."}, {"start": 21081.08, "end": 21094.08, "text": " I don't want to hear that one."}, {"start": 21094.08, "end": 21103.08, "text": " Wait, I'm still white."}, {"start": 21103.08, "end": 21105.08, "text": " Darks, pull him back!"}, {"start": 21129.08, "end": 21132.08, "text": " The ominous prayer protected us."}, {"start": 21133.08, "end": 21149.72, "text": " No one protected us again."}, {"start": 21149.72, "end": 21151.72, "text": " Not that time."}, {"start": 21151.72, "end": 21161.72, "text": " Alright, that one is a gap."}, {"start": 21161.72, "end": 21165.22, "text": " You only get to Divine Providence."}, {"start": 21170.22, "end": 21174.22, "text": " Honestly, having to opt out to change the song fucked me up, dude."}, {"start": 21174.22, "end": 21176.22, "text": " Let me find a good route here, dude."}, {"start": 21192.72, "end": 21193.72, "text": " Copium!"}, {"start": 21193.72, "end": 21194.72, "text": " F**K YOU!"}, {"start": 21221.72, "end": 21223.72, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 21223.72, "end": 21225.72, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 21235.72, "end": 21237.72, "text": " You don't know that."}, {"start": 21245.72, "end": 21247.72, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 21247.72, "end": 21249.72, "text": " Instantly around the corner, huh?"}, {"start": 21251.72, "end": 21253.72, "text": " What is-"}, {"start": 21253.72, "end": 21255.72, "text": " Is this guy just invulnerable, dude?"}, {"start": 21255.72, "end": 21257.72, "text": " I'm fucking- I shot him both through his cheek!"}, {"start": 21257.72, "end": 21258.72, "text": " Crap."}, {"start": 21258.72, "end": 21261.72, "text": " Hold on, I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back."}, {"start": 21281.72, "end": 21301.920000000002, "text": " I'm taking me along."}, {"start": 21301.920000000002, "end": 21311.52, "text": " What's the subclass name like?"}, {"start": 21311.52, "end": 21318.920000000002, "text": " I would use your your rapist if you're gonna use sex abilities on people in pvp"}, {"start": 21318.920000000002, "end": 21323.96, "text": " because obviously don't want to lose he it's erp man"}, {"start": 21341.52, "end": 21354.52, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21354.52, "end": 21355.02, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21355.02, "end": 21356.02, "text": " YEEEAH!"}, {"start": 21356.02, "end": 21357.02, "text": " Just be a threat!"}, {"start": 21373.32, "end": 21374.52, "text": " Super stew."}, {"start": 21378.82, "end": 21379.32, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 21379.920000000002, "end": 21380.420000000002, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 21380.420000000002, "end": 21380.920000000002, "text": " NO!"}, {"start": 21384.52, "end": 21386.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21393.96, "end": 21399.72, "text": " This group is so much better than last one this up to this place, dude. It's actually crazy"}, {"start": 21401.24, "end": 21405.72, "text": " Well, who'd you come with last time? I went with uh, pirates"}, {"start": 21410.760000000002, "end": 21413.48, "text": " I'm going up like a group or no"}, {"start": 21414.52, "end": 21418.52, "text": " earlier today? You weren't the one earlier today? No, it was like two days ago."}, {"start": 21418.52, "end": 21426.52, "text": " Oh, okay. I really cannot remember what else was there. It was just slow. It was slow and..."}, {"start": 21430.52, "end": 21434.52, "text": " Dude, this may just fucking kill him right now, so..."}, {"start": 21434.52, "end": 21440.52, "text": " Yeah, well, Pirate likes to play really, really slow and careful. So, I did a dungeon with him one time,"}, {"start": 21440.52, "end": 21446.52, "text": " And he actually banned me from ever playing in his scripts again, so I thought a lot to play as part..."}, {"start": 21446.52, "end": 21448.52, "text": " Yeah, I can't play as part anymore, unfortunately."}, {"start": 21448.52, "end": 21450.52, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 21450.52, "end": 21453.52, "text": " I'm just probably not that unfortunate."}, {"start": 21453.52, "end": 21456.52, "text": " Kick. Face kick."}, {"start": 21456.52, "end": 21460.52, "text": " Oh, he's doing strings now on a Liberator."}, {"start": 21460.52, "end": 21465.52, "text": " I think Sephiroth has the best chance here in the ring unless someone gets a good ambush on him."}, {"start": 21465.52, "end": 21469.52, "text": " Oh, Pigman is a fucking freak. Look at this."}, {"start": 21470.52, "end": 21492.2, "text": " now that was fucking swag can i say obama for you obamna obamna"}, {"start": 21500.52, "end": 21507.52, "text": " No bomb, no."}, {"start": 21530.52, "end": 21535.22, "text": " HAHAHAHAHA!"}, {"start": 21536.78, "end": 21539.32, "text": " HAHAHAHAHA!"}, {"start": 21558.54, "end": 21559.94, "text": " Big fuckin' mistake?"}, {"start": 21560.52, "end": 21567.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21567.52, "end": 21573.52, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21573.52, "end": 21576.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21576.52, "end": 21589.52, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21589.52, "end": 21603.04, "text": " I am acting in the best interest of your monarchy."}, {"start": 21603.04, "end": 21610.04, "text": " If you want parasocial, OTK is down in the corner."}, {"start": 21633.04, "end": 21656.16, "text": " what a... it's a good name for a lizard person in disguise"}, {"start": 21656.16, "end": 21663.16, "text": " Hmm. Hmm."}, {"start": 21663.16, "end": 21667.16, "text": " A.D. Banks."}, {"start": 21667.16, "end": 21675.16, "text": " Well, well."}, {"start": 21675.16, "end": 21677.16, "text": " Look at the high in my..."}, {"start": 21677.16, "end": 21679.16, "text": " How is that?"}, {"start": 21679.16, "end": 21688.6, "text": " new layers of fear is that pussy I mean they can't play the other one guys"}, {"start": 21692.04, "end": 21695.2, "text": " what up"}, {"start": 21703.04, "end": 21706.64, "text": " well time to kill some"}, {"start": 21706.64, "end": 21711.64, "text": " I went and washed my face because that guy said I looked oily."}, {"start": 21711.64, "end": 21713.64, "text": " He was right. I was oily."}, {"start": 21718.64, "end": 21722.64, "text": " He was right. Quite oily, quite oily."}, {"start": 21723.64, "end": 21726.64, "text": " Now your voice sounds oily. It's the count."}, {"start": 21730.64, "end": 21733.64, "text": " What are you sipping on? Water!"}, {"start": 21733.64, "end": 21735.64, "text": " Bells of the gate are using SIPPYCUP."}, {"start": 21745.48, "end": 21747.48, "text": " What flavor want it?"}, {"start": 21761.48, "end": 21763.48, "text": " Water?"}, {"start": 21763.64, "end": 21765.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21774.96, "end": 21776.96, "text": " Need a curly truck"}, {"start": 21782.76, "end": 21784.76, "text": " Good luck lines"}, {"start": 21785.92, "end": 21787.92, "text": " And I might"}, {"start": 21787.920000000002, "end": 21789.920000000002, "text": " Get down now!"}, {"start": 21791.920000000002, "end": 21792.920000000002, "text": " Don't care."}, {"start": 21795.920000000002, "end": 21797.920000000002, "text": " Hands up! Down on your knees!"}, {"start": 21798.920000000002, "end": 21799.920000000002, "text": " Why you gave up?"}, {"start": 21799.920000000002, "end": 21800.920000000002, "text": " Turn on these days still."}, {"start": 21804.920000000002, "end": 21806.920000000002, "text": " Wise. The point man is furious."}, {"start": 21806.920000000002, "end": 21809.920000000002, "text": " We have one suspect in custody."}, {"start": 21811.920000000002, "end": 21813.920000000002, "text": " Take these off! Fuck you!"}, {"start": 21817.920000000002, "end": 21829.36, "text": " I love the beeps on all right focus up"}, {"start": 21832.160000000003, "end": 21834.160000000003, "text": " Hey mark Jimmy"}, {"start": 21864.16, "end": 21865.0, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 21870.6, "end": 21872.6, "text": " I got friggin' water on my glasses."}, {"start": 21882.16, "end": 21883.56, "text": " It's not sweat."}, {"start": 21883.56, "end": 21884.64, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 21884.64, "end": 21886.24, "text": " I guess when I put them down on the counter,"}, {"start": 21886.24, "end": 21889.56, "text": " it splashed when I was washing my greasy ass face."}, {"start": 21894.16, "end": 21903.16, "text": " oil boss oil a little mental"}, {"start": 21903.16, "end": 21912.16, "text": " so someone did this mission at heart and saw that the video was an hour and 30 minutes"}, {"start": 21912.16, "end": 21917.16, "text": " long yeah at our pace if everything goes well"}, {"start": 21917.16, "end": 21921.16, "text": " they'd probably be like 50 minutes that's just the way it is"}, {"start": 21921.16, "end": 21923.16, "text": " 50-60 minutes?"}, {"start": 21934.3, "end": 21936.3, "text": " Well, we die a lot, so..."}, {"start": 21941.18, "end": 21945.579999999998, "text": " It seems like I'm ready to like enter the final room around like 50 minutes if I do ever they write"}, {"start": 21951.16, "end": 21955.16, "text": " The CCTV access point. The interface speed is clean."}, {"start": 21961.16, "end": 21963.16, "text": " My dog wants me to cuddle gay or not."}, {"start": 21964.16, "end": 21966.16, "text": " That's gay, honk."}, {"start": 21981.16, "end": 21986.16, "text": " Freeze!"}, {"start": 21989.16, "end": 21994.16, "text": " Door's open, hate that."}, {"start": 22011.16, "end": 22012.36, "text": " and ready for transport."}, {"start": 22015.8, "end": 22016.3, "text": " Oh hey."}, {"start": 22020.28, "end": 22021.96, "text": " Get down on your knees and hands up!"}, {"start": 22021.96, "end": 22023.16, "text": " Hook your head!"}, {"start": 22023.16, "end": 22024.04, "text": " Keep your hands up!"}, {"start": 22024.92, "end": 22025.8, "text": " Counting the ground!"}, {"start": 22025.8, "end": 22026.2, "text": " Move!"}, {"start": 22026.84, "end": 22027.48, "text": " Hands up!"}, {"start": 22027.48, "end": 22027.88, "text": " Now!"}, {"start": 22027.88, "end": 22029.32, "text": " Drop your guns first!"}, {"start": 22029.32, "end": 22029.88, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 22031.32, "end": 22032.36, "text": " Drop your guns!"}, {"start": 22039.72, "end": 22040.2, "text": " Not good."}, {"start": 22041.16, "end": 22064.74, "text": " They are aggro."}, {"start": 22064.74, "end": 22081.74, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22111.74, "end": 22114.940000000002, "text": " This is protocol."}, {"start": 22114.940000000002, "end": 22116.940000000002, "text": " We're almost dead."}, {"start": 22116.940000000002, "end": 22118.940000000002, "text": " My arm, asshole!"}, {"start": 22118.940000000002, "end": 22120.940000000002, "text": " We're in the dark."}, {"start": 22120.940000000002, "end": 22122.940000000002, "text": " We have an individual in custody."}, {"start": 22122.940000000002, "end": 22124.940000000002, "text": " Get on the top."}, {"start": 22124.940000000002, "end": 22126.940000000002, "text": " We have a dead suspect here."}, {"start": 22141.74, "end": 22156.74, "text": " But imagine if we got that triple kill in the replay to look clearer, finally, dude."}, {"start": 22156.74, "end": 22166.74, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22166.74, "end": 22173.54, "text": " I'm on the ground, I'm not moving!"}, {"start": 22173.54, "end": 22188.54, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22188.54, "end": 22200.54, "text": " a course"}, {"start": 22200.54, "end": 22218.84, "text": " He's good."}, {"start": 22218.84, "end": 22222.82, "text": " I feel like I feel like I'm more in advantage with like the single pick instead of the double"}, {"start": 22222.82, "end": 22223.82, "text": " pick."}, {"start": 22223.82, "end": 22228.34, "text": " Because he barely saw me."}, {"start": 22228.34, "end": 22253.62, "text": " I feel like the double pick you don't have the same cut."}, {"start": 22253.62, "end": 22263.62, "text": " I did the wrong hand gesture."}, {"start": 22263.62, "end": 22270.62, "text": " Sorry, my inner editor, I was trying to go for the..."}, {"start": 22270.62, "end": 22276.62, "text": " It would appear you've stepped into Point Man's domain."}, {"start": 22276.62, "end": 22280.62, "text": " Is it here in the nation's? It would appear."}, {"start": 22282.62, "end": 22287.62, "text": " Terrorist! Have you considered that you're breaking the law?"}, {"start": 22293.62, "end": 22296.62, "text": " Why did they leave the CCTV unattended?"}, {"start": 22296.62, "end": 22298.62, "text": " Surprise they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 22298.62, "end": 22303.62, "text": " Eyes on CCTV access point. The interface appears clean."}, {"start": 22303.62, "end": 22306.62, "text": " It defies all logic."}, {"start": 22308.62, "end": 22310.62, "text": " You would think you could get away with it."}, {"start": 22318.62, "end": 22320.62, "text": " This was a dancing lion."}, {"start": 22324.62, "end": 22328.62, "text": " I mean, dancing lion was the first boss I fought during that challenge."}, {"start": 22328.62, "end": 22332.62, "text": " And that was de-rusting, because later when we fought it, our build didn't change."}, {"start": 22333.62, "end": 22335.62, "text": " We beat that shit giga quick."}, {"start": 22336.96, "end": 22340.899999999998, "text": " It was the it's the gang squad that was the real shallows"}, {"start": 22348.62, "end": 22353.559999999998, "text": " It's so so three to tries well it was harder than the original one it's some of the ads it was a different fight"}, {"start": 22356.94, "end": 22358.94, "text": " Anyway fuck yourself"}, {"start": 22358.94, "end": 22365.94, "text": " Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow."}, {"start": 22365.94, "end": 22371.18, "text": " Oh, hey, guys."}, {"start": 22371.18, "end": 22374.18, "text": " Just hanging out."}, {"start": 22374.18, "end": 22377.18, "text": " Lean in."}, {"start": 22377.18, "end": 22384.18, "text": " Or what?"}, {"start": 22384.18, "end": 22394.58, "text": " Oh, hey."}, {"start": 22394.58, "end": 22397.06, "text": " Oh, he's moving again."}, {"start": 22397.06, "end": 22400.86, "text": " Well."}, {"start": 22400.86, "end": 22409.9, "text": " Sneaks into the hallway."}, {"start": 22409.9, "end": 22411.86, "text": " No workbenchman?"}, {"start": 22411.86, "end": 22412.86, "text": " Bad luck."}, {"start": 22412.86, "end": 22430.86, "text": " Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, HP sauce, on delicious"}, {"start": 22430.86, "end": 22441.74, "text": " meat pie, smothered in some gravy as well, dude."}, {"start": 22441.74, "end": 22453.18, "text": " the hell there's four oh"}, {"start": 22464.22, "end": 22465.18, "text": " oh wrong side"}, {"start": 22471.74, "end": 22474.38, "text": " I didn't see that last guy."}, {"start": 22474.38, "end": 22478.74, "text": " Welp, fuck you."}, {"start": 22478.74, "end": 22486.34, "text": " You need help?"}, {"start": 22486.34, "end": 22487.66, "text": " You can always ask chat for advice?"}, {"start": 22487.66, "end": 22489.260000000002, "text": " Dude, I'm almost dead."}, {"start": 22489.260000000002, "end": 22493.940000000002, "text": " I think we have to restart."}, {"start": 22493.940000000002, "end": 22497.02, "text": " I've never seen my uh..."}, {"start": 22497.02, "end": 22499.66, "text": " I've never seen my outline this dark red before."}, {"start": 22511.18, "end": 22515.18, "text": " Rare 4-man spawn. True. Let's see what the rest of the floor looks like."}, {"start": 22520.86, "end": 22522.54, "text": " This could be a gold mine."}, {"start": 22522.54, "end": 22529.100000000002, "text": " Bandage does not heal 50% by the way."}, {"start": 22529.100000000002, "end": 22530.100000000002, "text": " What heals you then?"}, {"start": 22530.100000000002, "end": 22538.620000000003, "text": " I feel like I've seen my HP go."}, {"start": 22538.620000000003, "end": 22541.18, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 22541.18, "end": 22547.18, "text": " Jesus is a friend of mine."}, {"start": 22547.18, "end": 22549.9, "text": " I have a friend in Jesus."}, {"start": 22549.9, "end": 22553.58, "text": " Bam bam bam bam bam bam!"}, {"start": 22556.74, "end": 22558.74, "text": " You guys want to listen to that song?"}, {"start": 22559.440000000002, "end": 22561.440000000002, "text": " There's a lead but only when you're below 50%."}, {"start": 22561.440000000002, "end": 22561.940000000002, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 22565.18, "end": 22567.18, "text": " Jesus, it's my friend!"}, {"start": 22573.780000000002, "end": 22575.780000000002, "text": " Wait, what is this one sound like?"}, {"start": 22609.9, "end": 22639.420000000002, "text": " There's a friend here."}, {"start": 22639.420000000002, "end": 22645.500000000004, "text": " a friend of mine Jesus is a friend of mine"}, {"start": 22651.18, "end": 22653.120000000003, "text": " brr brr brr brr"}, {"start": 22653.120000000003, "end": 22655.120000000003, "text": " they're going solo?"}, {"start": 22669.420000000002, "end": 22676.420000000002, "text": " Turb and Zaxxie, they forgot."}, {"start": 22688.620000000003, "end": 22693.02, "text": " He's like a mountain, he always gets his muck, man."}, {"start": 22693.02, "end": 22697.38, "text": " He'll zap you any way he can."}, {"start": 22697.38, "end": 22698.38, "text": " Think about it."}, {"start": 22715.18, "end": 22717.98, "text": " He missed an opportunity to say he loves me even if I'm gay."}, {"start": 22721.58, "end": 22723.38, "text": " I think we all thought that's where it was going."}, {"start": 22727.38, "end": 22729.8, "text": " He doesn't he does"}, {"start": 22737.960000000003, "end": 22743.620000000003, "text": " The Matthews a WWF wrestler and that was his catchphrase, you know, I never like I had heard"}, {"start": 22745.620000000003, "end": 22751.3, "text": " The saying that you know the Monty always gets his man or whatever I didn't I think that's just like I"}, {"start": 22753.38, "end": 22755.38, "text": " Don't think that's originally from the WWF"}, {"start": 22757.38, "end": 22760.98, "text": " bumb-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump!"}, {"start": 22764.260000000002, "end": 22768.420000000002, "text": " boom-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump!"}, {"start": 22772.82, "end": 22773.620000000003, "text": " Surely not."}, {"start": 22776.02, "end": 22778.18, "text": " Play it again... eh, once a year is enough."}, {"start": 22781.86, "end": 22783.54, "text": " Wonder what that band is doing, now?"}, {"start": 22783.54, "end": 22793.780000000002, "text": " No. You think they're filling up casinos or something?"}, {"start": 22793.780000000002, "end": 22794.780000000002, "text": " Fentanyl."}, {"start": 22794.780000000002, "end": 22798.86, "text": " Alright, whenever I say, what do you think that person's doing now, I guess I can always"}, {"start": 22798.86, "end": 22804.38, "text": " say fentanyl because it kind of cheapens the fentanyl epidemic."}, {"start": 22804.38, "end": 22808.66, "text": " He's the Secretary of Agriculture."}, {"start": 22808.66, "end": 22809.66, "text": " Oh, nice."}, {"start": 22816.3, "end": 22817.46, "text": " That's an important job."}, {"start": 22823.42, "end": 22824.34, "text": " Have I met the president?"}, {"start": 22824.62, "end": 22825.579999999998, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 22825.98, "end": 22826.5, "text": " Is he chill?"}, {"start": 22829.38, "end": 22831.74, "text": " Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do."}, {"start": 22835.98, "end": 22837.38, "text": " Watch my back disarming."}, {"start": 22838.66, "end": 22848.14, "text": " Play the dance remix of Our God is an awesome god."}, {"start": 22848.14, "end": 22853.1, "text": " Only if it's like early 2000s, step mania tier."}, {"start": 22853.1, "end": 22855.1, "text": " DDR tier."}, {"start": 22855.1, "end": 22860.18, "text": " I want it to sound like that one song."}, {"start": 22860.18, "end": 22862.38, "text": " You are my butterfly."}, {"start": 22862.38, "end": 22866.1, "text": " I need your protection."}, {"start": 22866.1, "end": 22867.1, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 22867.100000000002, "end": 22868.300000000003, "text": " Okay, we'll link it, dude."}, {"start": 22873.660000000003, "end": 22874.160000000003, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 22875.260000000002, "end": 22878.180000000004, "text": " Okay, so we got like seven guys on the first floor. That's really good."}, {"start": 22878.180000000004, "end": 22879.180000000004, "text": " Unfortunately..."}, {"start": 22882.9, "end": 22885.7, "text": " We got a... We are actually dead in one shot."}, {"start": 22887.02, "end": 22888.420000000002, "text": " I know I stayed that often."}, {"start": 22892.500000000004, "end": 22893.58, "text": " But I'm..."}, {"start": 22894.140000000003, "end": 22896.820000000003, "text": " I'm looking like a red velvet cake right now."}, {"start": 22897.100000000002, "end": 22922.100000000002, "text": " I'm going to click this link and it's going to be the gnome, isn't it?"}, {"start": 22922.86, "end": 22924.86, "text": " Nope"}, {"start": 22927.980000000003, "end": 22935.06, "text": " You're a piece of shit some people really wanted to hear our guys an awesome god tech go remix 2002 DDR mix"}, {"start": 22943.500000000004, "end": 22945.500000000004, "text": " Seven guys floor one"}, {"start": 22947.820000000003, "end": 22949.820000000003, "text": " Real"}, {"start": 22952.100000000002, "end": 22959.100000000002, "text": " the"}, {"start": 22959.100000000002, "end": 22966.100000000002, "text": " way turn up"}, {"start": 22982.100000000002, "end": 22987.58, "text": " wait it actually is it's exactly what I wanted"}, {"start": 22997.460000000003, "end": 23000.9, "text": " holy shit"}, {"start": 23012.100000000002, "end": 23014.100000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 23042.100000000002, "end": 23049.100000000002, "text": " from heaven above"}, {"start": 23072.100000000002, "end": 23081.480000000003, "text": " I love Jesus now"}, {"start": 23081.48, "end": 23104.34, "text": " I got it here I got to hear the bad guys"}, {"start": 23104.34, "end": 23111.54, "text": " bitch dude it's just gonna repeat it's the same fit we heard the whole song"}, {"start": 23111.54, "end": 23127.82, "text": " they just looped it what the hell he is going on what the hell he on today guys"}, {"start": 23127.82, "end": 23131.9, "text": " LeBron's retiring after this year dude."}, {"start": 23132.86, "end": 23134.86, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 23148.86, "end": 23151.739999999998, "text": " Looking for feet. Hmm"}, {"start": 23151.74, "end": 23161.74, "text": " The flop about time all right that's I want you won't be one LeBron see how bad it is bro"}, {"start": 23161.74, "end": 23168.780000000002, "text": " I challenge you"}, {"start": 23181.980000000003, "end": 23187.38, "text": " You'd steal his purse what purse what do you know that I don't know"}, {"start": 23187.38, "end": 23197.780000000002, "text": " SGA is 10 times the flopper LeBron ever was. Who's SGA?"}, {"start": 23197.780000000002, "end": 23208.940000000002, "text": " Summer Game Awards? That's not a thing."}, {"start": 23208.940000000002, "end": 23215.420000000002, "text": " Casual basketball enjoyer moon mood. Yeah, very casual. Let's be clear."}, {"start": 23215.420000000002, "end": 23223.820000000003, "text": " sports if we're like uh it was like kid stuff so like four square and shit you"}, {"start": 23223.820000000003, "end": 23228.02, "text": " remember the tetherball? tetherball was something like that you know it's like"}, {"start": 23228.02, "end": 23235.06, "text": " playground stuff so I try not to like really like indulge it too much"}, {"start": 23235.06, "end": 23239.06, "text": " Four Square was dope."}, {"start": 23239.06, "end": 23242.06, "text": " Four Square was dope."}, {"start": 23242.06, "end": 23245.06, "text": " True."}, {"start": 23245.06, "end": 23257.34, "text": " Do you have the playball equipment where you throw the kickball in it and it has a bunch"}, {"start": 23257.34, "end": 23258.58, "text": " of holes that might come out?"}, {"start": 23258.58, "end": 23260.460000000003, "text": " Nah, but you remember dodgeball dude?"}, {"start": 23260.460000000003, "end": 23261.460000000003, "text": " Holy fuck man."}, {"start": 23261.460000000003, "end": 23263.82, "text": " What those squishy balls?"}, {"start": 23263.82, "end": 23267.82, "text": " Holy fuck dude, dodgeball day was the best day, dude."}, {"start": 23270.46, "end": 23270.96, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 23275.26, "end": 23277.26, "text": " They were hella easy to catch too."}, {"start": 23277.42, "end": 23278.3, "text": " Holy moly."}, {"start": 23281.18, "end": 23283.579999999998, "text": " Anyone else ever picked last in dodgeball?"}, {"start": 23288.22, "end": 23288.72, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23290.86, "end": 23292.86, "text": " That was just kidding, I never got picked last."}, {"start": 23293.82, "end": 23296.82, "text": " Losers!"}, {"start": 23298.82, "end": 23300.82, "text": " Oh, loser!"}, {"start": 23300.82, "end": 23303.82, "text": " That's a Jim Carrey reference. Remember, uh..."}, {"start": 23303.82, "end": 23306.82, "text": " Ace Ventura Pentatective?"}, {"start": 23307.82, "end": 23310.82, "text": " Loser!"}, {"start": 23313.82, "end": 23315.82, "text": " I've been working on my references."}, {"start": 23315.82, "end": 23318.82, "text": " Like, for reference humor stuff, for the show."}, {"start": 23318.82, "end": 23323.82, "text": " What's the oddball day, the singular day that you're exercising your life?"}, {"start": 23323.82, "end": 23324.82, "text": " No."}, {"start": 23324.82, "end": 23344.82, "text": " I'm exercising right now, I'm doing kegels."}, {"start": 23344.82, "end": 23347.26, "text": " Did school lunch or bring it?"}, {"start": 23347.260000000002, "end": 23351.260000000002, "text": " My mom used to make me lunch, and it was like,"}, {"start": 23352.660000000003, "end": 23355.340000000004, "text": " it was always like a cold peanut butter sandwich, dude."}, {"start": 23355.340000000004, "end": 23357.02, "text": " So I actually, honestly, in elementary school,"}, {"start": 23357.02, "end": 23358.500000000004, "text": " I threw that shit away."}, {"start": 23358.500000000004, "end": 23360.22, "text": " And then we started getting lunch money."}, {"start": 23360.22, "end": 23361.500000000004, "text": " And I did eat lunch."}, {"start": 23363.820000000003, "end": 23368.140000000003, "text": " But in high school, I would wait until after school to eat."}, {"start": 23368.140000000003, "end": 23371.260000000002, "text": " And I would use the lunch money to get like a,"}, {"start": 23371.260000000002, "end": 23374.500000000004, "text": " like a junior bacon cheeseburger or some shit from Wendy's."}, {"start": 23374.500000000004, "end": 23375.940000000002, "text": " Or like a dollar slice of pizza."}, {"start": 23375.940000000002, "end": 23376.86, "text": " Remember that shit, dude?"}, {"start": 23376.86, "end": 23378.86, "text": " You remember that shit dude?"}, {"start": 23387.86, "end": 23389.86, "text": " You wanna warn PB&J?"}, {"start": 23390.86, "end": 23391.86, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 23391.86, "end": 23394.86, "text": " I want a non-refrigerated PB&J."}, {"start": 23394.86, "end": 23397.86, "text": " Which I believe is a reasonable request."}, {"start": 23399.86, "end": 23401.86, "text": " I think there's a guy in the office."}, {"start": 23406.86, "end": 23412.9, "text": " You're fucking kidding me, bro."}, {"start": 23412.9, "end": 23420.38, "text": " I can't win a gun if I get stuck."}, {"start": 23420.38, "end": 23421.38, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 23421.38, "end": 23422.38, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 23422.38, "end": 23423.38, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 23423.38, "end": 23424.38, "text": " You know me, dude."}, {"start": 23424.38, "end": 23425.38, "text": " That chatter was wrong."}, {"start": 23425.38, "end": 23432.38, "text": " You know me dude, that chatter was wrong!"}, {"start": 23448.38, "end": 23450.38, "text": " Surely there's not a second guy."}, {"start": 23452.38, "end": 23454.38, "text": " How am I alive?"}, {"start": 23455.38, "end": 23462.38, "text": " Oh, shit, thank you."}, {"start": 23462.38, "end": 23465.38, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 23465.38, "end": 23472.38, "text": " I'm just sweating dude, look at that."}, {"start": 23472.38, "end": 23473.38, "text": " You good?"}, {"start": 23473.38, "end": 23478.38, "text": " Wait, his mouth is moving."}, {"start": 23478.38, "end": 23495.38, "text": " He's dying. If I was dying, I wouldn't sweat. I would man up."}, {"start": 23495.38, "end": 23509.620000000003, "text": " Okay, this is a dangerous room because if there's more than one of these, if there's"}, {"start": 23509.620000000003, "end": 23515.66, "text": " more than this guy right here, one of them's gonna run."}, {"start": 23515.66, "end": 23523.100000000002, "text": " Our god is an awesome god, he reigns."}, {"start": 23523.100000000002, "end": 23529.22, "text": " There's just him."}, {"start": 23529.22, "end": 23537.100000000002, "text": " This is so fucked up, dude."}, {"start": 23537.100000000002, "end": 23543.58, "text": " Why am I not dead yet?"}, {"start": 23543.58, "end": 23544.58, "text": " Check Tarion?"}, {"start": 23544.58, "end": 23549.260000000002, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 23549.260000000002, "end": 23552.260000000002, "text": " Going for Tarion?"}, {"start": 23552.260000000002, "end": 23556.660000000003, "text": " corner only a dwarf could love. Alright, there's no one here."}, {"start": 23559.300000000003, "end": 23562.18, "text": " The guy's above us."}, {"start": 23564.18, "end": 23570.9, "text": " Seein' a couple lads up top? We have a courtroom camera this time."}, {"start": 23574.820000000003, "end": 23578.980000000003, "text": " You know, it's kind of fucked up that it randomly picks the cameras and that one"}, {"start": 23578.98, "end": 23590.06, "text": " can just randomly not be there. How come I don't bring like a adrenaline or some shit"}, {"start": 23590.06, "end": 23603.62, "text": " or meth for like, uh, bath salts? Fentanyl, I don't think would help in this situation."}, {"start": 23603.62, "end": 23616.719999999998, "text": " In this particular situation, I don't think fentanyl would be very good."}, {"start": 23616.719999999998, "end": 23621.28, "text": " Tell me I didn't just hear footsteps directly next to the door to my right."}, {"start": 23621.28, "end": 23623.28, "text": " I need someone to lie to me real quick."}, {"start": 23636.079999999998, "end": 23638.079999999998, "text": " Alrighty!"}, {"start": 23651.28, "end": 23664.6, "text": " You see the League of Legends reference on the motif in the center wall of this room?"}, {"start": 23664.6, "end": 23677.559999999998, "text": " Gonna get me killed bro."}, {"start": 23677.559999999998, "end": 23679.559999999998, "text": " Going for a look."}, {"start": 23679.56, "end": 23690.760000000002, "text": " oh locks dude nice yes everybody wants to be"}, {"start": 23693.760000000002, "end": 23703.2, "text": " so so this guy you could argue is standing directly in the middle"}, {"start": 23703.2, "end": 23720.780000000002, "text": " do I go for it see the thing I'm worried about is he's gonna shoot back actually"}, {"start": 23720.780000000002, "end": 23726.58, "text": " know what happens is it kicks the door open and kills me I've seen this before"}, {"start": 23726.58, "end": 23735.58, "text": " I gotta disarm this bro, you mind?"}, {"start": 23735.58, "end": 23755.940000000002, "text": " Oh god, is an awesome god he reigns."}, {"start": 23755.94, "end": 23758.82, "text": " Where did he go?"}, {"start": 23758.82, "end": 23763.859999999997, "text": " Why didn't he not immediately like set up on the door at the very least?"}, {"start": 23763.859999999997, "end": 23769.859999999997, "text": " You don't need to shoot the glass?"}, {"start": 23769.859999999997, "end": 23770.859999999997, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23770.859999999997, "end": 23775.18, "text": " Does it go through the- does it break the glass?"}, {"start": 23775.18, "end": 23779.98, "text": " I was just playing it safe because honestly I look really dumb when I flash myself so"}, {"start": 23779.98, "end": 23782.579999999998, "text": " you know that's just PTSD."}, {"start": 23782.58, "end": 23783.7, "text": " Almerics for 7?"}, {"start": 23784.300000000003, "end": 23788.18, "text": " 94 months riding in Shinigami in microwave wizard and blade magics for 104 months?"}, {"start": 23791.06, "end": 23792.58, "text": " It's vey embarrassing."}, {"start": 23793.660000000003, "end": 23796.9, "text": " Do you hear that RFK cut the penis off of a raccoon?"}, {"start": 23798.620000000003, "end": 23799.34, "text": " Did he eat it?"}, {"start": 23800.5, "end": 23802.5, "text": " Why did they leave the CCTV unattended?"}, {"start": 23803.5, "end": 23804.86, "text": " Surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 23805.22, "end": 23806.18, "text": " To watch, to watch, to watch!"}, {"start": 23806.18, "end": 23808.02, "text": " I'm sorry, you said it!"}, {"start": 23808.02, "end": 23837.02, "text": " I can't do an RFK in front of you guys."}, {"start": 23837.02, "end": 23839.02, "text": " How did your voice even get like that?"}, {"start": 23840.54, "end": 23844.66, "text": " Wait, didn't he like, didn't someone try to like kill him with like nerve gas or something? Should he survive?"}, {"start": 23853.02, "end": 23855.02, "text": " Smoke."}, {"start": 23860.38, "end": 23862.62, "text": " I don't care, I don't care."}, {"start": 23867.02, "end": 23879.94, "text": " You good everyone else on the headsets like damn dude Jesus why is this guy holding push"}, {"start": 23879.94, "end": 23881.94, "text": " We're stuck down!"}, {"start": 23884.579999999998, "end": 23886.579999999998, "text": " Awkward!"}, {"start": 23899.899999999998, "end": 23906.78, "text": " Our god is an awesome god. He reigns from ebb and above."}, {"start": 23906.78, "end": 23909.78, "text": " That's my JFK. What'd you guys say?"}, {"start": 23919.78, "end": 23921.78, "text": " Is that like the mayor from the Simpsons?"}, {"start": 23926.78, "end": 23928.78, "text": " Why do I sound like that guy?"}, {"start": 23928.78, "end": 23929.78, "text": " Hehehe."}, {"start": 23935.539999999997, "end": 23937.3, "text": " Shut up, terrorist."}, {"start": 23937.3, "end": 23938.8, "text": " I'll kill you."}, {"start": 23946.399999999998, "end": 23947.899999999998, "text": " If he dies..."}, {"start": 23954.16, "end": 23955.66, "text": " Trauma dumb!"}, {"start": 23958.78, "end": 23975.42, "text": " This guy is literally relaying his PTSD story."}, {"start": 23975.42, "end": 23978.219999999998, "text": " Where does that guy go?"}, {"start": 23978.22, "end": 23980.22, "text": " expecting an alarm in like two seconds."}, {"start": 23980.22, "end": 23982.22, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 23989.22, "end": 23992.22, "text": " There we go again with the..."}, {"start": 23994.22, "end": 23996.22, "text": " performance of the hero over here."}, {"start": 23998.22, "end": 24000.22, "text": " Oh fuck!"}, {"start": 24008.22, "end": 24021.9, "text": " I'll attack the cool, baby."}, {"start": 24021.9, "end": 24028.86, "text": " I shot me through this fucking window, dude."}, {"start": 24028.86, "end": 24033.86, "text": " We'll do it again."}, {"start": 24033.86, "end": 24038.86, "text": " There's a lot of HP."}, {"start": 24038.86, "end": 24048.86, "text": " Do you think these chairs are bulletproof?"}, {"start": 24048.86, "end": 24062.46, "text": " Do you think he shares our bullet berth?"}, {"start": 24062.46, "end": 24065.940000000002, "text": " Sure man."}, {"start": 24065.940000000002, "end": 24068.02, "text": " Wipeswet from brow."}, {"start": 24068.02, "end": 24070.02, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 24070.02, "end": 24078.82, "text": " Okay, well we kind of own that."}, {"start": 24078.82, "end": 24086.56, "text": " situation did we not. Kill the first guy on the left, got shot on the crossfire"}, {"start": 24086.56, "end": 24092.02, "text": " heal position properly, close the door on the flashbang, put a wedge behind me,"}, {"start": 24092.02, "end": 24097.54, "text": " shot the guy through the door here, that's some John Wick shit bro."}, {"start": 24100.3, "end": 24107.06, "text": " Probably John Wick. I still have some chat. Yeah, I saw that earlier."}, {"start": 24108.82, "end": 24115.82, "text": " You ever retrieve ledges? Yeah. I gotta remember to get those."}, {"start": 24126.82, "end": 24130.82, "text": " Now I'm kind of expecting a guy in this hallway, to be honest."}, {"start": 24131.82, "end": 24135.82, "text": " We got shot from over here and then the guy disappeared."}, {"start": 24135.82, "end": 24140.82, "text": " You know what else I think that Starbucks tastes like fucking shit, dude?"}, {"start": 24140.82, "end": 24143.94, "text": " Holy fuck, that shit is ass."}, {"start": 24143.94, "end": 24149.5, "text": " Tastes like campus, something I've ever drank though."}, {"start": 24149.5, "end": 24152.5, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 24152.5, "end": 24154.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 24166.3, "end": 24168.3, "text": " Brother what"}, {"start": 24179.74, "end": 24181.74, "text": " Okay, he's on the whole"}, {"start": 24182.5, "end": 24184.62, "text": " No, fuck you bitch"}, {"start": 24188.74, "end": 24190.74, "text": " Where are you"}, {"start": 24197.82, "end": 24202.84, "text": " No, there's this guy this guy actually like morale broke dude"}, {"start": 24206.58, "end": 24209.62, "text": " I can't see this"}, {"start": 24212.5, "end": 24218.84, "text": " Oh, I see him."}, {"start": 24218.84, "end": 24223.2, "text": " Reload that bitch."}, {"start": 24223.2, "end": 24236.2, "text": " How many guys are we killed?"}, {"start": 24236.2, "end": 24237.7, "text": " You like Dunkin' Coffee?"}, {"start": 24237.7, "end": 24240.2, "text": " Yeah, I think it tastes good."}, {"start": 24240.2, "end": 24242.2, "text": " It's the preservatives."}, {"start": 24253.96, "end": 24260.24, "text": " See, I like stuff. You guys always say I don't ever like anything. I like Dunkin Donuts coffee."}, {"start": 24262.96, "end": 24266.440000000002, "text": " I guess I think there will be a future where coffee is banned."}, {"start": 24266.44, "end": 24274.84, "text": " What if it causes like giga-ball cancer or some shit?"}, {"start": 24274.84, "end": 24275.84, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 24275.84, "end": 24276.84, "text": " I dunno."}, {"start": 24276.84, "end": 24277.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 24277.84, "end": 24294.239999999998, "text": " Yeah, what if it causes baldness, dude?"}, {"start": 24294.24, "end": 24299.640000000003, "text": " Bobby's well-studied and relatively okay for you. Oh."}, {"start": 24300.600000000002, "end": 24304.440000000002, "text": " What if you drink like a pot of coffee a day?"}, {"start": 24304.440000000002, "end": 24309.36, "text": " Or like let's say like let's say like 70%"}, {"start": 24311.72, "end": 24315.56, "text": " You will have hypertension."}, {"start": 24317.0, "end": 24320.84, "text": " My mom thought she had hypertension."}, {"start": 24320.84, "end": 24338.12, "text": " who's just ALS play guards thank you thank you"}, {"start": 24338.12, "end": 24340.12, "text": " That was a joke. No."}, {"start": 24343.34, "end": 24344.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 24345.899999999998, "end": 24347.899999999998, "text": " I mean, yeah. Yeah, it was."}, {"start": 24349.1, "end": 24350.1, "text": " Twas."}, {"start": 24354.6, "end": 24357.5, "text": " Which way are your wedges? Let me clear the floor first, man."}, {"start": 24359.8, "end": 24363.0, "text": " Is Ram okay? Nah, she's dead. She's dead."}, {"start": 24368.12, "end": 24375.12, "text": " Play it Garcs."}, {"start": 24375.12, "end": 24383.12, "text": " Dude, come back."}, {"start": 24383.12, "end": 24393.12, "text": " I just don't know if I leave this guy going to run back, dude, and then I'm going to"}, {"start": 24393.12, "end": 24397.12, "text": " I'm gonna make a shot and it's gonna almost kill me but I'll barely survive."}, {"start": 24405.12, "end": 24411.12, "text": " Is it the same thing that happened that other run? There was a guy in here and he ran out and just disappeared."}, {"start": 24411.12, "end": 24424.579999999998, "text": " like where are you going dog I'm peeking you bitch and I don't care"}, {"start": 24424.58, "end": 24427.58, "text": " It's fuckin' gonna move."}, {"start": 24429.58, "end": 24435.58, "text": " ...Banning, Banning, Banning, Banning, Banning, Banning, Banning, Banning, Banning..."}, {"start": 24440.58, "end": 24442.58, "text": " That's why they call him..."}, {"start": 24442.58, "end": 24444.58, "text": " ...EM, dude."}, {"start": 24444.58, "end": 24446.58, "text": " Because he puts them to sleep."}, {"start": 24446.58, "end": 24448.58, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 24449.58, "end": 24451.58, "text": " Your hand's behind your back."}, {"start": 24451.58, "end": 24467.980000000003, "text": " No, not that he's not a prime minister, we gotta get our wedges."}, {"start": 24467.980000000003, "end": 24479.980000000003, "text": " It's almost freaking wedging time."}, {"start": 24479.98, "end": 24481.86, "text": " I almost opened this door. Let's see if it was trapped."}, {"start": 24482.46, "end": 24482.96, "text": " Nay."}, {"start": 24489.36, "end": 24490.64, "text": " Where else did I wedge?"}, {"start": 24496.3, "end": 24497.5, "text": " Right here!"}, {"start": 24500.1, "end": 24501.34, "text": " I wonder if there's a guy in China who's like,"}, {"start": 24501.34, "end": 24503.3, "text": " man, is this guy hitting the L bracket every time?"}, {"start": 24503.94, "end": 24504.82, "text": " I am, by the way."}, {"start": 24509.98, "end": 24511.98, "text": " Also that audio pop that just happened is in the game"}, {"start": 24514.78, "end": 24519.7, "text": " Gamer keyboard. Oh, no, I got a regular 100% size keyboard dude"}, {"start": 24522.18, "end": 24524.18, "text": " Look on my footsteps"}, {"start": 24531.14, "end": 24533.14, "text": " Let me get some more I got"}, {"start": 24535.34, "end": 24538.22, "text": " Get a mass of multiple buttons. I got that"}, {"start": 24539.98, "end": 24553.739999999998, "text": " All right, this is looking good. I feel like we killed a fair number of people downstairs"}, {"start": 24569.98, "end": 24571.98, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 24571.98, "end": 24573.98, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 24573.98, "end": 24575.98, "text": " I got shot three times."}, {"start": 24575.98, "end": 24576.98, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 24576.98, "end": 24577.98, "text": " With a rail gun."}, {"start": 24577.98, "end": 24578.98, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 24581.98, "end": 24582.98, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 24582.98, "end": 24583.98, "text": " We're gonna move up."}, {"start": 24584.98, "end": 24586.98, "text": " We're gonna get shot by a cryptid that strafes the door."}, {"start": 24586.98, "end": 24587.98, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 24587.98, "end": 24590.98, "text": " I'm shift walking right now so my aim is better."}, {"start": 24591.98, "end": 24592.98, "text": " Which side are you coming?"}, {"start": 24592.98, "end": 24593.98, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 24593.98, "end": 24594.48, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 24599.34, "end": 24600.62, "text": " Wait, no one's coming."}, {"start": 24605.1, "end": 24606.62, "text": " That means there's no one over here."}, {"start": 24622.22, "end": 24623.5, "text": " There shall be no escape!"}, {"start": 24623.98, "end": 24637.02, "text": " well the point man comes he comes for the and then comes normally"}, {"start": 24649.06, "end": 24652.7, "text": " anyone in the sex corner"}, {"start": 24653.98, "end": 24655.98, "text": " See that"}, {"start": 24669.98, "end": 24672.56, "text": " Always triple check the fuck corner dude"}, {"start": 24676.62, "end": 24678.62, "text": " Mayor's office closed very nice"}, {"start": 24683.98, "end": 24697.46, "text": " Now, I want to say that guy was above us."}, {"start": 24697.46, "end": 24702.899999999998, "text": " Bro, I actually just hallucinated."}, {"start": 24702.899999999998, "end": 24706.66, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 24706.66, "end": 24720.46, "text": " I'm missing a wedge. I don't know where the fourth one is."}, {"start": 24720.46, "end": 24722.86, "text": " Where the fuck is that green thing?"}, {"start": 24748.94, "end": 24750.059999999998, "text": " No target spotted?"}, {"start": 24750.46, "end": 24757.46, "text": " Clear?"}, {"start": 24757.46, "end": 24779.46, "text": " No one reacts to that, which is kind of alarming."}, {"start": 24779.46, "end": 24789.46, "text": " okay nevermind he reacted he's kind of sad about his dead friend"}, {"start": 24791.78, "end": 24803.1, "text": " why does this happen that's that's not even the guy"}, {"start": 24809.46, "end": 24826.1, "text": " It's just a good cover."}, {"start": 24826.1, "end": 24835.1, "text": " Okay, well I guess that guy's just gonna shoot his gun off forever now."}, {"start": 24835.1, "end": 24837.1, "text": " So fucking cool."}, {"start": 24837.100000000002, "end": 24844.100000000002, "text": " Do it again."}, {"start": 24851.340000000004, "end": 24856.340000000004, "text": " Enemies don't have infinite ammo, but they have a shit ton."}, {"start": 24856.340000000004, "end": 24863.340000000004, "text": " Well, hopefully that guy runs out of ammo. That would be fucking awesome."}, {"start": 24867.100000000002, "end": 24892.100000000002, "text": " But he's just being a noise terrorist right now, and not cool."}, {"start": 24892.100000000002, "end": 24904.100000000002, "text": " That is fucking green, dude!"}, {"start": 24904.100000000002, "end": 24914.9, "text": " I think it's a ammo."}, {"start": 24914.9, "end": 24916.9, "text": " I wish I could open the door inward."}, {"start": 24931.54, "end": 24933.54, "text": " Tyrion Clea!"}, {"start": 24941.620000000003, "end": 24942.82, "text": " Surprise!"}, {"start": 24942.82, "end": 24944.82, "text": " Surprise!"}, {"start": 24944.9, "end": 24946.9, "text": " Central Lobby."}, {"start": 24946.9, "end": 24949.9, "text": " Where the hell is he?"}, {"start": 24949.9, "end": 24952.9, "text": " Oh wait, I know where he is."}, {"start": 24952.9, "end": 24954.9, "text": " He's gone."}, {"start": 24954.9, "end": 24956.9, "text": " No, he's not."}, {"start": 24956.9, "end": 24958.9, "text": " He's walking back and forth on the right."}, {"start": 24958.9, "end": 24960.9, "text": " You can barely see him."}, {"start": 24962.9, "end": 24964.9, "text": " Oh, I know where that is."}, {"start": 24964.9, "end": 24966.9, "text": " No, I don't. I lied."}, {"start": 24966.9, "end": 24968.9, "text": " XD."}, {"start": 24968.9, "end": 24977.58, "text": " I find a camera for this room to be extremely useful, but it seems we did not win the lottery"}, {"start": 24977.58, "end": 24979.58, "text": " this time."}, {"start": 24998.9, "end": 25006.9, "text": " All righty."}, {"start": 25006.9, "end": 25018.7, "text": " Let's see what terrorist we got today."}, {"start": 25018.7, "end": 25022.7, "text": " Ooh, we got this terrorist right here."}, {"start": 25022.7, "end": 25024.9, "text": " Looking directly at the door."}, {"start": 25024.9, "end": 25030.22, "text": " Anido? Who else we got?"}, {"start": 25030.22, "end": 25036.66, "text": " Ooh, we got pedestal terrorist as well? Cool, cool."}, {"start": 25036.66, "end": 25043.38, "text": " Now, how do we approach this?"}, {"start": 25043.38, "end": 25056.9, "text": " three hot guys"}, {"start": 25056.9, "end": 25063.9, "text": " I'll go for it."}, {"start": 25069.9, "end": 25076.9, "text": " How did that door open?"}, {"start": 25086.9, "end": 25115.9, "text": " I left it open. No I didn't. Oh no. Am I good? I accidentally hit one again."}, {"start": 25115.9, "end": 25118.7, "text": " Checking in, don't know if they're here."}, {"start": 25118.7, "end": 25120.06, "text": " Big freakin' deal."}, {"start": 25120.06, "end": 25123.9, "text": " We know that they can only come from over here, not from up there, because that door's trapped."}, {"start": 25139.9, "end": 25142.780000000002, "text": " These motherfuckers are everywhere!"}, {"start": 25142.780000000002, "end": 25143.9, "text": " What do we do?"}, {"start": 25145.9, "end": 25159.100000000002, "text": " Are there more levels after this one?"}, {"start": 25159.100000000002, "end": 25166.100000000002, "text": " It's more about the levels we made along the way."}, {"start": 25166.100000000002, "end": 25173.100000000002, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 25203.100000000002, "end": 25223.300000000003, "text": " I think I closed this door."}, {"start": 25224.3, "end": 25225.3, "text": " Do we run for it?"}, {"start": 25249.3, "end": 25251.3, "text": " I don't think so. Suspect is deceased."}, {"start": 25253.3, "end": 25282.3, "text": " This is fucked, this is so fucked."}, {"start": 25282.3, "end": 25285.14, "text": " The guys are running through ghouls man! They're cryptids!"}, {"start": 25302.36, "end": 25303.88, "text": " No swearing!"}, {"start": 25342.3, "end": 25363.719999999998, "text": " I think I ran."}, {"start": 25363.719999999998, "end": 25368.3, "text": " Dude, this guy is sprinting!"}, {"start": 25428.3, "end": 25431.3, "text": " We've got one big tunnel, let's go back."}, {"start": 25441.3, "end": 25445.3, "text": " Now, I'm not sure if this is the same guy that we saw on the camera run over there."}, {"start": 25446.3, "end": 25448.3, "text": " What was the other guy? I think it might be the same guy."}, {"start": 25458.3, "end": 25479.3, "text": " Where's this guy?"}, {"start": 25479.3, "end": 25490.3, "text": " No way he's up against the wall, right?"}, {"start": 25491.12, "end": 25492.739999999998, "text": " Save the part of the bridge."}, {"start": 25493.14, "end": 25494.94, "text": " Connect to the platform."}, {"start": 25516.38, "end": 25517.62, "text": " Suspect down."}, {"start": 25520.3, "end": 25529.94, "text": " hi"}, {"start": 25529.94, "end": 25541.82, "text": " imagine if this is trapped and I opened it"}, {"start": 25571.82, "end": 25578.82, "text": " and"}, {"start": 25591.5, "end": 25592.26, "text": " unfortunate"}, {"start": 25592.26, "end": 25599.26, "text": " I didn't have a good angle on this guy"}, {"start": 25601.82, "end": 25625.739999999998, "text": " I think we're down this floor there's a lot of chaos and it's time to bring order to"}, {"start": 25625.74, "end": 25629.74, "text": " whether I'm ready or not."}, {"start": 25655.74, "end": 25667.74, "text": " How come they don't make doors out of like titanium, dude?"}, {"start": 25667.74, "end": 25673.5, "text": " They don't make this game a lot of booking easier."}, {"start": 25673.5, "end": 25684.300000000003, "text": " Okay, let's reclaim our wedges."}, {"start": 25684.3, "end": 25686.3, "text": " We've made it. We've made it, sir."}, {"start": 25707.82, "end": 25709.82, "text": " How come I don't make a noise?"}, {"start": 25714.3, "end": 25732.3, "text": " Don't worry ma'am, you're safe now."}, {"start": 25732.3, "end": 25735.3, "text": " I'm doing what you said!"}, {"start": 25735.3, "end": 25738.3, "text": " This is protocol."}, {"start": 25738.3, "end": 25741.3, "text": " I thought the police would never make it."}, {"start": 25741.3, "end": 25745.3, "text": " Etric in the park. Civilian is in custody, requesting escort."}, {"start": 25745.3, "end": 25774.66, "text": " **** invisible wall, dude."}, {"start": 25774.66, "end": 25803.06, "text": " But that was a good smoke on that guy though."}, {"start": 25803.06, "end": 25805.5, "text": " The only thing you smoke is made it easy."}, {"start": 25806.140000000003, "end": 25807.66, "text": " Ewww."}, {"start": 25813.34, "end": 25815.98, "text": " I do not believe there is another guy down here."}, {"start": 25817.58, "end": 25820.100000000002, "text": " I'm speaking with mild confidence right now."}, {"start": 25833.06, "end": 25840.06, "text": " I mean, that sounds like it's above us, but let's wedge this real quick."}, {"start": 25863.06, "end": 25867.06, "text": " We got where is this guy?"}, {"start": 25867.06, "end": 25871.06, "text": " Corner."}, {"start": 25871.06, "end": 25875.06, "text": " Do not do both."}, {"start": 25893.06, "end": 25900.06, "text": " The scene will turn us on."}, {"start": 25900.06, "end": 25909.06, "text": " The name was the clone, called Ash, but the scene almost went away."}, {"start": 25923.06, "end": 25925.120000000003, "text": " you"}]}