Hmm.
What up?
What up?
Duchy, stupid Stargazer, they give very much. Keanu, sticks for 7 Japanese, and sticks for 7 Hicks,
sticks for 7 Short, sticks for the Bits. I did.
I did.
Hey, Jamouss and Ived.
Magic Banana Salami for Mommy, UV Clay, MJF.
Oh.
Oh, Anna Coretta.
Thanks for subbing Shazam, Beardsy, and Blippidis.
And D-Man, and Dexus B, and Sir Valentine, and MCX Shaggy.
You're welcome.
Remarie Otaku, and Beardley McGill, and Meemlath.
Well, thanks for subbing.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
Try the private airport map mod later.
Hell no, this is the final map.
I try and shit after this.
I'm gonna one-shot this thing, and then we're gonna play something else.
Christ, it's really picking up out there.
Hey, what kind of re-using?
Oh.
Just enough quaggling from subbing, I will.
Alright, one extra shot at...
Yippee!
You're a place swap for nay
How do I still have the same energy up your form or 10 failed attempts I
Don't
All the poke pictures of it.
Hang on.
Plug walk.
I don't even have my plug talk
Reporting active leg operation
terminated license declaring mission
compromise prepare all available units
for extraction
good start no one doesn't count
I
Psychoxys blocker and maple and strawberry jam and theme and
Machine and Robo and just a duck quack and the strange salt and kaito. Thanks for almost 100 bucks and shag. I think so
Who here got invited to maple story classic guys
The system's still running.
Did they list it on?
Or someone turned it back on the line?
You didn't even know that's a thing?
You want this for some reason or I miss it?
I'll be here to try and handle the one-stake before they explore this.
I'm on strike and now I'm gonna try and stop the enemy!
I'm gonna take my thought first out of the fridge in five hours,
hope I don't step away and miss the winning run.
Oh, this is the one, so you're good.
You are good!
Hands up now!
Try to pull your head around now!
So, I'm gonna go down and get rid of the only guys rolling off swimmers.
You're the only one who's got the right to go down.
You have 32 and make a reality.
Talk and find the 12 elements.
Restraint your firm, site work, and fight the other guys.
Talk and find the other guys.
Enter team. Talk here alongside Oversight.
Restraint successful. Oversight tracking all custody points.
Hi, yeah, so what I said, I got my nl cruise ticket refunded I know
Don't care yes, thanks for asking plus two much
chat. Surely it's not Travs.
Hehehehehe!
Bigger?
Thanks for 7th.
Um, rut roe.
You appear to be- uh oh!
Don't worry man.
The point man's here.
How come we don't have an emote where point man looks cool?
I'll comment only the one where he's shitting himself.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
We're gonna be upset, huh?
Um, they're evil.
Oh, no. Wait, we're good, we're good.
Owie!
I wanted to close the door after tripping the wire to force the bit to come out, but
There was a guy staring at the door!
Maybe if we use the wand.
Guys, sing the lyrics if you know it.
No other like this place that belongs to our age.
Don't forget your heart is for loving your adored.
Loving 105 degrees of you.
I'm seeing it if you know it.
Mind timing me out for the stream?
Yeah, I'm not gonna do it.
I'm gonna destroy one of my loyal bots.
When they're neutral, thanks for something.
What happens if you pull the fighter alarm?
Hold on.
Who's thanks for something?
you know if it was for any other chatter I would say noises about the fire alarm
but for you I will pull it
talk to entry team with five second man attainment log proceed to next checkpoint
it's BEM girl Friday
It's Thursday.
Actually, I'm not gonna pull the fire alarm. Next time.
Yeah, fuck it.
Why would they come check that out?
It's a Honeywell BG-12 pole station in case you ever need to know.
Honeywell BG-12 pole station, Honeywell BG-12 pole station, Honeywell BG-12 pole station,
alright.
We need a banana, do you tear a piece off and then eat it or throw it at like a real man.
I eat it when it's still in the condom.
The pole skin.
Why would they leave the CCTV's unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see it.
They're no longer hiding, but watching.
We are locked down, Captain!
We are locked down, Captain!
It's a bomb!
I'm getting into the car!
No, it's not a bomb!
You're not going to get any more shots!
You're gonna stop on me!
I'm gonna kill him!
You're gonna stop on me!
You're gonna stop on me!
It's not a bomb!
You're gonna stop on me!
You're gonna stop on me!
We'll be playing fragmanna tomorrow.
Hmm.
What's that game even about?
I don't think Twitch can handle that game, I want to be honest.
I don't think so.
Just from mentioning it looks like they can't.
I mean it probably sucks anyway guys.
Right?
fellas. I swear these guys never breach.
No, you know
Leave the truck. We have one dead suspect here.
I'm just getting warmed up. I'm getting warmed up, okay? We took a day off.
Alright, give me a second. Give me a sec.
What's up, you think you're something?
Hey, we got that one guy though.
You fucking rushing easily done comrade bullcork extra simple
I
Even seems like we're done with
Wait, this is a new order guys
It's about to bust when my robot vacuum started eating my laptop charger.
Anyways, looking tall. I'm so sorry, man. Thank you. I'm so sorry.
Read the rest of his message.
Anyways, looking bold and retarded. Keep it up, kid.
I
Around me free get the buddy dollar dollar bill y'all
Who is muttering
Wait, that guy's interior.
You suck dick at this game it should stop embarrassing yourself by the way I'm not listening to the stream right now so
don't bother responding. Like I didn't have the mute symbol though. I think he's negging me.
Grave get the money!
Everything around me, Grave, get the money!
Um, no it doesn't.
There was a guy to my left.
Where the hell did he go?
No, I didn't mean it.
Just say no.
Grame, get the money!
I thought there was a guy on my left.
Oh
I go
I kind of want to restart
Who shot
We're on like no way to be
Not for under, but for you.
Don't worry, civilian.
I'm coming.
Kept you waiting, huh?
Oh
You know, thanks for seven
Did what happen? I just took too much damage.
This is Todd, under 5th of jurisdiction.
Here looking extra soft today.
Looking good.
Looking like that one Jedi Master from the Council.
In the first movie?
I'm casting this on an open space machine.
I'm working on destroying the device.
Looks like we need to get some time to watch people shooting explosives.
We need to find some help. God, please!
I'm not gonna let them see!
I'm not gonna let them see!
I'm not gonna let them see!
Spooka!
The music repeats here more than in an autistic daycare?
I'm not gonna get mad and I won't obey them the listening to your shitty fucking music.
That's just the way that it works.
Okay, I don't want to listen to the Takania West graduation or death grip, Steve.
Hello, the panda?
Yes, this is Todd.
Do you understand?
Suspect is watching and hijacking our cars.
That was still to see around us.
We can move right on to hold it.
Can you just follow the official?
All children listen and then watch the same thing over and over again.
That's just what kids do.
When I was a kid, I watched the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie a million fucking times.
Like the live action one.
Were there in the gross turtle suits?
Right here, right here, right here, I think he moved.
Okay.
Best depiction of pizza in media?
Yeah, that's where my fixation on pepperoni pizza comes from, dude.
The perfect pep slice, bro.
From where does it arrive?
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles did more for the Italian meats industry than anyone
else, bro.
What's up?
We chill, bro?
Not the time.
Okay, we've required them.
Oh my god.
Wait.
Oh good.
You know, straight away, would you hear it?
than the new album. It's okay.
Ooh, that guy was a plug walking. No, hold up.
Should we use the door as cover?
I should give up.
We'll use the doors cover. What's the worst that could happen? I could take a million
damage. You think he comes back? You see the Street Fighter movie trailer. Yeah, who they
got playing Chun Li, though. That's my character. And if you say Sidney Sweeney, I'm gonna get
fuck it, Bess.
Dolph Lundgren.
I think that guy that was wandering has settled in the wedding.
Bring your old meow.
Thoughts on a big stream are leaking her view bots on stream.
and will people stop desktop streaming?
Shamrock release for 7?
Dude, I just don't know if I walk in this hallway or not.
So let's walk into the hallway shall we?
You have to close this door.
There's no trap.
Okay.
Let's go!
Like, walk...
...boots.
How do we get them out of there?
Like this.
There's, like, too many people, actually.
Yeah, I got one bullet left.
That guy got reflashed by the way.
Well, you guys tried. Unfortunately for you, you met with point man's, the God's strongest
high school graduate.
Ah! Oh wait, my leg.
Graduate? Yeah, he was on the football team, said.
Some concessions were made.
Do-do-do-do.
Guys, were the 90s truly the greatest time?
Hi.
Oh, the Rory 20s.
Yeah, you're right.
Oh, the Rory 20s, yeah, you're right.
True man with the Flappers, dude, sheesh.
They was flampin'.
Hmm-hmm-hmm.
Hmm.
They're shrimp drinking meth back then?
Yeah. And it was awesome.
Now people just do math and stream for 15 hours and then do some more math.
Doo doo doo doo.
Hell.
They also ingest a radioactive material because of the glow.
Yeah, but imagine how cool it felt burning a hole through their intestines.
That should probably...
I mean, have you ever felt something like that before?
Yeah, once. Oh. Why? I feel like you're just lying. There's a guy in here, by the way.
You may have moved on.
Let's check.
Cracker Barrel gave me some crazy fucking food poisoning ones.
They're gonna say saltine barrel on this.
Sorry.
We like to give it a little politically correct around here,
so.
I don't know where this guy is, but he is definitely like here.
Probably gonna get shot from the other room.
Feels so fucking bad, man.
I'm seeing ghosts.
Who the hell is this guy?
Yep, there is.
Come over here, I dare you, big man.
Hands up, drop your knees.
What?
Do not teleport.
That was a rare spawn I've never I mean, I don't think it was but I don't think he spawned there. I think he ran there
Why is clear? Oh, I see you buddy
Let's hope there's not a second man.
Did Bro move?
I say bro now by the way, I'm trying to keep up.
I see what happened.
My son loves all that bro talk and such.
My kid says, yo!
He said, he say that, he say that.
I don't like that.
I dread the day my kid says to me, Skull Emoji.
Double Skull Emoji.
I dread the day where he directly quotes something I said to him and then says Skull Emoji.
And then does like the silent laugh or whatever
Unk is dreading double skull
Oh no, dude
My son's in a new Mario movie now he's waiting for it to be on television
He liked the first one though.
Cryptid spotted.
Make up your fucking mind, bro.
Like, how do we harangue someone doing this? Do we just yell?
Maybe.
Maybe.
I haven't seen the Street Fighter movie trailer.
It's ass. Yeah, but doesn't this have a
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Does it have that?
Does it have a slow theatrical version of Giles?
where it's like, like, do it have that?
At the end.
Giles kicks a guy through a wall.
I mean, yeah.
Kicking is kind of Giles things.
A doi? Maybe you've heard of something called Flash Kick before?
You dip?
Did we ever arrest that woman?
Nope.
Sorry, ma'am. Sorry.
Guys played by a wrestler you might know him.
I don't think they care if they're dead.
Is it Cody Rhodes?
It's a villain captain with the traitors.
Oh!
Yeah?
I only know of Cody Rhodes. I don't like watch wrestling anymore, so...
This guy actually got typecast hired.
Oh.
Because he's blonde.
Like we need the most blonde in shape guy that we could think of.
The bot to be not good bitch.
I think I should go up the other stairwell.
Yes, relax.
Mystic Biscuits for 7th.
You guys ever see the original Street Fighter movie?
This guy is gown.
Sure, buddy.
Quickly check.
No explosives.
Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr.
And I said about not being able to go on the northern line cruise.
Yeah, I just can't afford it, dude.
They got cancelled?
What?
I thought this was like, uh, I thought it was like an April Fool's joke.
I thought everyone was kinda like in on the joke.
I thought it was like a...
You know, like the plus two meme?
It's the one where you post...
Whenever the broadcast...
Sorry, the broadcast or not, the live streamer.
It says something funny, I say plus two.
It had been plus two weeks.
Since April Fools.
so I assumed it was like some kind of like really funny in like meta joke you
probably wouldn't get it
It wasn't a streamer cruise, it was a cruise that you could pay four times the amount of
money to go on to get the chance to sit in the same room as some streamers you watch.
I think, I think any human being understands just how awkward that shit would be.
It's not, it's not even anyone's fault.
It's not anyone's fault.
Okay.
But like...
Yeah man, this show's gonna be awkward.
Do you imagine, dude?
Someone trying to quip like Northern Lion like someone like watching Northern Lion and then they think they're the literal quip Lord
Dude, and then they get on the Northern Lion supercruise and then they meet Northern Lion
They're like dude. I gotta impress this guy
I have to impress this guy and then he rips off like the most obscure early 90s like
television sitcom like like reference joke or some shit dude and then he
And then the dude the ball do rolls his eyes and the guy like actually like has the fucking joker moment on that
You like you don't know how disastrous it has the potential to be
Shut up and focus dude, I'm a professional I've been here hundreds of times
See run
No explosive, no explosive. Oh, it's fucking lucky.
I didn't hear anyone else say anything.
Old MK movie or old Street Fighter movie? I mean, the MK one is objectively better,
but it's not like good, right?
I mean, when the Quip Lord walks up in his fucking chinos, he's freshly shaved head.
Oh no! Hawaiian shirt, chinos, sunglasses on the top of the head.
Do-do-do-do-do-do!
So PTSD from the Disney curse did the Disney curse sucked and you guys know that and you
know you know that my curse ship was from the 90s dude and it had barely been upgraded
bad. Like that they proudly... Dude, I still remember the orientation that we had to do
or whatever, man. They were proud of the fact that that shit was from like 1999 or some
should do it like come on it's been in service since 1998
but but but but I think we're clear to go up the stairs which is weird because I
don't think I've killed that many people which is weird because if I haven't
killed that many people that means that those people are upstairs in the hardest
the level which is weird because that basically means that I randomly just
lost my opportunity to beat the level because it will be too hard to cover
the astronomically infinite number of angles that I can get instantly killed
from as I
HEY!
Put your hands up!
Take them over here. You're the breach guy.
Can you please get my quarter from my side?
Aw, man!
Put your hands up!
Yes!
Hey, everyone, I'm a bad guy.
You gotta get self-taught, too.
Oh, I'm taking away the justice.
The assurance me is working.
To serve the honesty of the law.
Secure.
We're almost dead.
We can lure some of the guys upstairs to make things easier to clear.
I don't understand how to like successfully lure these guys, most of the time it seems
like they don't fudge.
Just think about like
You're just sit there and then the the tinnitus transforms into
The tank theme from Left 4 Dead dude
One guy two guy
Surely there's no one else in here, right guys?
Sweats.
Ohhhhh.
I can't yell with this out, dude.
He opened the fucking door, dude.
It's a disaster.
Let's see if we can find him on Lake Camero, Camerino.
It's me.
First we hit the yonki, then we hit the splonky.
First we hit the yonki, then we hit the splonky.
First we hit the yonki, then we hit the yonki, and then we hit the sponki, then we hit the
I don't want to go in here.
Well we don't know where that guy went, hold up.
Big Torta please win.
You are asking me a great thing that I'm not sure I can give you.
Can I play Road to Vostok after this?
How about you play some road to shut up?
Need you on Grey Zone?
I use auto zone.
Super un-good.
Super un-good.
We didn't get hit though.
Wait, I think we did get hit.
Why did that guy say fire?
It's in the zone. Auto-zone.
Well, we know he's not coming from there, so we can stop looking over there, actually.
Let's stop looking over there actually.
I kind of got a third eye watching a camera right now.
Pardon?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Let's stop in these guys that are tied up from standing up and just running out of the
building.
We gotta get over there and close that door stat.
I need a doctor, please.
Shut up man, don't be a pussy.
I have a form before I even knew what was happening.
We're even new. Oh, we got him
Suspect down
There's at least one more guy down here, but what we can do
And I never thought to look at the footsteps actually the bloody ones
Like a true tracker man's
Get ammo dude, I got like 12 bullets. We're good
It's over, Troll Face.
Oh no.
I thought this door was closer to this wall.
I'm a dog, I got no depth perception.
Whoever we're looking for is either in this room right now or is going to run through
that opposite doorway and shoot me and kill me instantly.
Ben?
Move the wedge up.
Move that gear up!
Well, let's just, uh...
just go die shall we man I'm already cleared the majority of the level I
think we have to finish there I think we have to finish there there cannot be a
scenario in which I could like a room and then I get shot by a random guy that
It has just been shuffling around down here.
Lol, you died. Lol, Lol, you died.
Lol, you died. Lol, Lol, you died.
Any bad dudes out here?
Maybe?
Attempt 420 has to be the one.
Try attempt 520.
Remember when I killed this guy?
from where
Get down, I want to see hands!
Police, get down!
Hands up, do it now!
Hands up now, drop to your knees!
Get down on your knees, hands up!
Got on your knees, hands up!
You think this guy's like,
Oh man, he's trying way too hard to give me a walk whenever.
I like to just stay outside.
Where the fuck did he go?
I heard him walk over here.
was that an explosion? that was a flashbang. the heathroo.
Check Tyrion.
Well, I heard him walk this way.
So it's very possible he went downstairs.
That was me got DC to reconnecting? Oh, I'll wait dude. Don't worry.
Plug one.
What if we shot our gun? Surely that would piss him off, right?
There is not a safe way to do this, boys.
What do you guys think?
Do you think he went left down the stairs and is hiding in the corner or do you think he is on the right?
Right I'm seeing majority right stairs
There are the other staircase and flank him if you think he's downstairs
You just rotate and re-approach?
What if he's on that surrogate right now?
Well, I suppose we could just leave this up.
So where do my lefts?
up now
of
you okay?
Moac, thanks for 7.
I don't think there's anyone in here.
All right, all right.
Say contact, say contact, say they're here, say we've been made, say we've been made,
say we've been made.
Okay, she's tied up.
Also, no one in here.
It's gonna be a disaster upstairs, dude.
Let there be like three guys in this room, dude.
That would be so epic.
Remember to check time when?
What the bathroom?
Barely on the road.
News reporter!
Hmm...
This lady has her hands out.
Which normally means bad man near.
Automata.
2.
Game Awards. 2027.
February 21st.
I'll save you, ma'am.
We're going to get you out of here.
They bring the whole fucking building.
It's a new kind of prep for me back.
This is talk.
Satisfactionism what you really want.
How they...
It's our proof of...
Thank you, Vernd.
Can you scream every 5 to 10 minutes I'm trying to stay awake?
No.
Yeah, I literally can't.
My microphone stops me from yelling.
What if that guy we're chasing right now ran into terrain and then got teleported and then we're strained?
What if he's no longer a threat?
What if I walked into this room?
of
the
I'll just talk without the laptop and a frequency emitter.
I've been told that this might be the device we're looking for.
I'll blow up the receiver long enough that we'll be able to prevent detonation with a boost frequency.
Wait, didn't they wedge over here?
Yeah.
In it
What the flip is going on over here
Here's what we're gonna do okay, I'm going to painstakingly inch by inch check every possible angle
When we get upstairs, if we get upstairs.
The guy that we've been hunting is a ghost, uh, I'm afraid.
Sounded like he was on this floor.
Okay, we got 10 bolts in a dream, boys. Let's make it work.
These aren't regular thugs, they're advanced thugs.
plugs. Walking. Okay, this is the only camera we have upstairs.
do you come over here
Come on dude.
I'm so fucking dead, dude.
It was all for naught.
Who's not?
Me.
please go answer the phone there's more than one ringing bro you're gonna have
to clarify which one close the box base will throw a flash and then what and then
what and then what do you propose happens I take advantage of the three
second window to kill one guy only to get laser beam from across the way by
other man
Oof.
That's not the guy we were talking, by the way.
I just wish I had the Gigamirror gun twice as long as the average mirror gun.
Well, they're not moving around, which is very nice.
I think that is someone's foot, but we don't have the ammo to shoot their foot.
I'm almost positive there's a guy directly to our left.
There's a guy over there.
of
Where's this dude?
I'm afraid I'm going to get clipped from over this little security thing right here.
We have to peek him from here, I think.
Bigging long angle with these bots.
I have no choice!
I have no choice!
There's three guys out in the open, there's one close and then there's two guys in the
camera right there
Dude
We have a better angle if we go around.
I can't flash that guy.
It might not help us.
He might double over into position where we can't really shoot him without getting shot
by those guys right there this is this might be worse
He's gone popped into existence.
Okay, we can only hope that this counts as a wall for him and then we get the nastiest
fucking swing on this guy, right?
His friends are directly behind him, by the way.
I'm telling you guys, I don't think it's gonna help.
We only got one guy.
Please refer to all of the people in chat who said the flash it.
Please dude!
Please dude! Not only did it move him, he didn't get flashed, motherfucker.
Over and back.
Yes, me lord.
That's on politics.
Oh man, I heard there was another school shooting today.
Awesome prayers.
We're back.
We need to find more food, man.
Oh
Read the news what happened
Oh my Jesus Christ
I
Shake a leg
Gotta go
It's why these two months have been a dream. I'm so happy to be part of the moon squad the moon platoon the moon goons
Thanks for except you're welcome. Can I get can I get some hearts in the chat bro?
Much love
No, not tomorrow chat, you know, I mean bacon. I still prefer smite I think to legal legends when I'm enjoying myself
Oh
He's so unfazed by us
Yeah, um, secret Santa in sub discord boys. It's at the very top left when you join.
Uh, I've never done it before, but it's apparently very successful usually. So yeah, don't scam
anyone no one's ever been scammed I don't think bitch yeah that one right
Well, CNL losers, thanks for the loot.
Jimmy, thanks for subbing. Kenzie, thanks for subbing.
I'm a hero.
Oh, yeah!
Ooh!
Oh yeah daddy
Stone pressure plate
I
Couldn't move
What happened there, what you both for well pizza
They heard me bro, they heard me in the bunker now
No, I voted for our second shot on the 13th for the current president nice to be to you too I
Interest the Kamala there. Yeah me neither man, you know, I'm hoping to get these $5,000 checks. Yes, sir, dude
Thank you Elon man, you know
The name's Eva
I like looking in every corner for stuff.
We're going there!
We're going there!
I made some coffee.
I'm going to hell.
and
What up?
Why are you wasting your time with this?
What up?
What up?
What up?
What up?
This guy thinks I'm not hitting crabs right now, dude.
What's happening?
That was a Hearthstone reference.
That's a Tecchi's reference?
Oh.
What's happening?
Shooters, Elegant, you're out.
That's my OSRAS league going. I'm not playing leagues, dude, and I won't
Until I've completed every quest got the inferno cape. That's when I play leagues, dude
Me me me me
Who are all the dumb motherfuckers and chants saying the flash that went on?
He's reaching.
So like, you guys can see on the camera those two guys standing next to each other?
So the life before this one, the two guys on the camera, those guys get an angle on me
before I can get an angle on the guy in the metal detector.
So my only option is to shoot one of the two guys behind the guy in the metal detector,
But if I do that, that aggro's the guy in the metal detector and he runs out, and then
all of a sudden I have to use my eight bullets to pre-fire him, otherwise I have to beat him
at a fucking 50ms reaction time, Taz.
It's fucked.
This is Toc, Federal Chain established.
Suspect confirmed, inside.
This is Tock, Federal Chain established. Suspect confirmed inside for...
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended? I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Cameras are still active. We were likely being watched upon entry.
We have lost contact. We have lost contact from Tock.
Uncast, we have spotted an open track in the scene.
Unlimited race putting, thanks for subbing!
What were those guys doing in front of that door?
Stance our lakes for a shit
All right, where's
I've been leaning on the 50ms reaction time excuse.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
I WAS IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW!
TO THE WINDOW!
TO THE WALL!
Player left the game.
That's the replay.
That's how they do the replays.
Fresh sleep teetex or something.
My hands are cold dude!
Oh dude!
Listen to Lana Del Rey.
How about Lana Del May?
Hehehehe.
Ehhhhh.
Deep latone, this is the-
Ohhhhh.
How could they leave the CCTVs unattended?
It's not like Lana Del Gay, right?
You were likely being watched upon entry.
of
and
move down
this two guys in here
He like moved around.
Stop eating your wool.
Paindiel's son or talk daughter?
Paindiel's son.
Paindiel's son.
It sounds like a North Korean dynasty.
I don't know what to do with it.
The
Get down!
We're not here for you.
You have to stop them!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
I have to take care of your shoes.
We're not here for you.
You have to stop them.
We have to get them in our custody.
Eleanor Park.
The suspect is down.
We got one week out of the suspect.
Get it, Taylor!
the
The voice will call us some soon, but soon closely, it's already gone.
The ritual begins.
Entry from the park, simply kill it.
I close that.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
I think I'm gonna go super...I don't think it says superstar, it's movie star.
Isn't this logic, now this is Hobson, Hobson.
Clip did moment.
He fucking moved.
I did not mean to let go of the grenade.
I did not mean to let go of the grenade.
I
My patients
The boss is dying.
Errrm, base go six for a 100 months?
He was punching the cement guys.
They trust you've retained your semen moon?
Oh yes!
10 reps of Tantric Squirtle breathing!
I need 10 reps!
So you're seeming
This multiplayer, yeah
Retain warrior
I think this floor is clear.
The roleplay is Metal Gear for this run? The machine?
the
fact that
Yeah.
Not bad.
Docks 5,000, Deeper 2, interference is getting stronger.
You may be getting closer to the six meters by securing it and establishing it as vital.
You're a bitch, James. You are even more than a pure slave. Imagine them around your wrist.
Oh god.
Goddamn
Now you're gonna move right now
It's in the corner
The door is still closed.
of
the
Don't get down to sleep.
Dreaming our name for new war actions.
Any bad guy?
Is this really the best way to do this?
No, this is the way that I have...
I mean, it's certainly not the best way to do it.
But I didn't Google a guide, so...
I don't think there's anyone over here.
Weird?
We have a civilian in custody talk to all of us
They're so precise with your bindings
I never wonder why that was so natural
What should we get for dinner?
Hamburger
Please, I'm on the ground! I'm not moving!
We got this under control.
They're everywhere! Please, don't leave me here!
Leave the car. Civilians standing by for trailers.
Shit!
No camera for this room.
call us all soon, we'll call it.
It's already done.
We believe in the right time for this moment.
Hold the head to the safe one.
Get out of here!
All shut up!
Go into the kitchen.
of
the
I'm going to use your asses now.
Two is down, Wilson.
Go on.
You guys are getting my truck playlist right now.
Don't I list the four minor remember the days?
Never heard of them.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
You think Highline Miami 2 deserves a sequel?
You mean a Triquel?
A Doi?
No?
Oh.
You might be done on this floor.
He's above us.
Hopefully.
Can you use the gun they dropped?
Nope.
I don't want to come from this angle.
of
I will walk over this then.
of
the
death
of
the
death
and
I think we're going upstairs.
I don't deserve this.
Control is a task. Take it off and you'll see how the sands are really working.
I think we checked this room, right?
Yeah, we did.
no windpuff
What happened to you after my call?
Please!
Let's wait for you, fucker.
Both the building's major is worth the trouble.
Bring me a shotgun.
I'm a recorder. Whatever method you need to get out there, I can do it, okay?
I
Oh my god.
The hell is going on?
We have a dead suspect here.
The context is alive.
The truth is still there.
They were in your way.
These guys are just regular thugs.
and
this side
Move bandages for 7 and savage garden bandages for 7, 69.
That's a good one.
Is that moving?
The hell is coming on?
Maybe we should have brought one last flashbang guys.
Is there like three bullets left?
This is like two bullets.
I made it!
Collect your fears, the foundation needed.
It's a shame you couldn't see things our way.
Turns around, but doesn't 180 kills you?
We kill a lot of guys, bro.
Ben?
Ben?
Yes!
Talking Bend Trap Remix 2022.
Bang!
Talking Bend Trap Remix I-Show Speed X Bend Remix.
I mean, Ben strikes me as a beggar, I won't be honest.
He looks so grumpy, do you guys have the old man chair and shit?
We have lost contact with the team. We have lost contact with Mark. I can't see this on the door.
Get on the ground now!
People too, this is Toc, Federal observer standing by for your go-ahead.
Roger, target fatality and knowledge.
You might as well oversight dragging into this.
Put your fucking hands down on the ground!
Move!
Down on your knees!
Come on, bitch!
This is the right spot!
Enter team Toc, suspect down.
This is Todd with FISA on Overwatch. Roger entry team confirmed deceased. Oversight blocking casualty.
All that stuff they were saying is just kind of annoying.
This is Todd's T-Rex. Suspected blocking and hijacking her comms. That was still something around it. We can move right along her goal.
And you can follow the official...
I
Almost gotcha
Where'd this guy go?
The obedience is strong.
Oh, yes, oh, yes.
Tell me, Doc, suspect is deceased.
Oh!
How did my flash not go in there?
What the fuck?
Did I move it with the door?
Team Raptix or something?
That sucks.
We got a lot of uh...
We got a lot of suspects early on.
I got a lot of suspects early on, what a shame.
I think I threw my flashbang and then like,
I moved the flashbang after I closed the doors again.
There I clicked this five view talking Ben Russian video.
I'm clicking it.
It was uploaded by a Russian guy.
Once again, proving that Russians are kind of like
Six years behind on memes, dude.
Russian 100 guys.
It looks like he's going to attack around and watch people shoot at him for a second.
He's above twenty now! God damn it!
I'm going to kill him now!
I'm going to kill him now!
Whatever happened to one of your guys?
What the?
Get down! No!
I'll put your fucking hands up!
Come out of your knees!
Fuck your hands up!
Oh, you gotta be-
I have like, like I'm shooting him like in the fucking collar bone dude, no pawns.
This is Todd, with 5 minute on overwatch, oversight notes, lethal application under review.
There are 10,000 gecks now?
That's a lot of gecks.
Chugs, this is Connors TV.
Suspect is blocking and hijacking the comms.
That was still something I wanted.
We can just move on right along enough to hold it.
Take your time with this.
Some might say too many.
Like me.
I'm saying that's too many gecks.
We are six years behind in memes, but six years ahead in weapons of mass destruction.
These are also the champion of beating your wives.
Aliasca when they're in a life beating competition with the average Russian guy
You have to hurry!
Elephant talk. To go and cut and prep for me back.
So you're a judge? No, I'm judge.
You're the one with the bad guys.
I feel like maybe Six Chatters got that joke.
The joke is that Alaskans are prolific domestic violence and actors.
And you know, I mean I guess Russia was kind of making a stink about taking Alaska back a while ago one thing makes sense
They're spiritually Russia
The fuck are you talking about? I don't have man
Anyone who's not a stupid piece of shit that I could talk to and chatters is just that guy
Just him.
Bro I explained the joke.
I knew still couldn't get it.
Ah blah blah.
I don't worship your god.
There's only one god I worship.
300.
Wait, what's the ammo caliber I use with this?
300 blackout. Boom!
Who do you think is the most gay guy in chat?
that the cheddar said it's probably me by the way me being him
Make a noise!
Do something!
Don't just creep around the corner like Bigfoot!
And make a fucking noise!
Indicate that you are there!
Do something!
I shall wait.
This copy is delicious though.
I will give it up for the coffee
Like any kind of wines, I don't really like wines cause it gives me freaking heartburn, dude
Well brand of coffee hazelnut
Hazel, none.
Hazel, entry team, talk here alongside oversight.
Nuh.
Suspect confirmed, inside, proceed under fire.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Pulling live feeds.
This could give us a layout advantage.
Who's God's gayest shatter?
Work entry team oversight confirmed non lethal application
Gato
Hey man.
What?
Just kill me.
I don't want to take the minus 100 anyway.
I don't want to take the minus 100 anyway.
Minus 100!
If that was a sick headshot though we would have kept going.
It's Snoop Dog time. There's only one good Snoop Dog song.
Let me try and find it, hang on.
This is the version dude.
That's the acoustic version?
Oh.
It's out talking.
Now I gotta start a Uber, do you know?
My eyes are closed.
Murder!
This is the bad version this is the Christmas version guys
Stay calm.
Stay right behind me.
Alright.
It's only good to go and breathe back.
Take your time.
Now!
Stay calm.
Stay right behind me.
Alright.
It's only good to go and breathe back.
Take your time.
Now!
Stay calm.
Stay right behind me.
You think you're so proud?
Do they got the theremin?
I don't know what I'm supposed to get out of here now.
I don't know what I'm supposed to get out of here now.
There's our guy in here.
I
WBOSS!
WBOSS!
Not sure that was a flight.
It's funny, if I hadn't gone for a grenade,
we'd just kill that guy.
Because he didn't shoot us instantly.
He just kind of like walked out, looked around,
and then killed us.
And then he just walked out.
And then he just walked out.
And then he just walked out.
And then he just walked out.
And then he just walked out.
And then he just walked out.
around and then kill this murder please blow up the piano you cannot our piano
keys made of ivory where how do they source the ivory
They used to be.
Why don't they have elephant phones?
We have watched content with Fox.
I can't even spot an open frequency.
It's working.
It's working under the mic.
Looks like it's being used to separate or to launch
the hostages.
It's working.
We have a bug swiping out.
They reproduce too slow?
Nope.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
What are our expensive piano without real ivory keys?
Actually wreaking havoc in Africa right now?
Anyone trying to go on safari dude?
Judge, this is Tom and Jerry, suspect of unlocking and hijacking the fogs and we're
still some people in there.
We can just move right along enough to hold and take you to the bottom of the station.
Dude, the Northern Lion's super safari.
You can meet your favorite streamers.
Murder!
Murder was the case that they gave me.
And then hunt them for sport.
Yippee!
Where are you kneeling?
Safari nowadays does not mean taking a blunderbuss and shooting random animals in Africa, okay?
So it's okay if you go on safari now
I don't think we got that other guy.
Ben?
I know that's the most annoying part.
Ren?
Honestly, I didn't know people still use Macs though, although I was like a joke.
Ready?
Art nerds love Macs.
I thought the appeal of like max is like oh you got all these cool they call they call the apps short for applications
You do cool stuff like take pictures or draw
Like bro, you can't find an equivalent
app for that on a different like you need it needs to be
Spoon fed to you by mr. Jobs, dude as he's eating a
passion fruit smoothie
To kill his fucking brain cancer
Like, bro.
Whenever someone says something about it, like, oh, it's just so much easier for our
guys.
Dude, what does that mean?
That our guys are too fucking incompetent or lazy to learn how to navigate the internet
to find something that like suits their need?
Oh, they're artists.
It's a different hemisphere of the brain being employed.
Yeah, okay.
Sure.
Sure.
Steve Jobs did coffee enemas? That's cool.
We love a good coffee enema.
The chatter said that is actually cool.
Steve Jobs yelled at a little girl in public for eating a hamburger.
Why?
That might go.
So.
Because it disgusted him?
Kids have had it too good for too long!
Oh man, you got kids playing Epstein Island Survival on fucking roblox dude, you know what I mean?
I'm trying to crank 90's as assault rifles are being fired in their school library dude.
Kids do not have it easy, man.
Sorry, that was a little bit of dark humor.
I hope I didn't offend any of you guys.
A little bit of dark humor.
how do i miss? that's okay
whenever we hear a guy that sounds like that, he will probably breach us
Oh, I don't like this.
Never mind.
Just like that.
Yippee!
idiot. I don't really know where this guy is. Whenever I hear that like that guitar
from it reminds me of the long drive there's like a sound like a song in the
what
finish I'll finish that shit when there's an ending how about that okay that's my
promise to you
Even if it's just like a screen that pops up and says,
hooray, you did it.
Yippee.
You have driven 5,000 kilometers.
You did it.
Isn't there an ending?
No, you drive 5,000 kilometers and then the road stops generating.
It's not an ending.
That's the ending. Nothing happens. I'm telling you what my prerequisite is. Sure, that may qualify as an ending for you, an intellectual dwarf, okay?
But I want something that is, that literally my, my entire screen could go black and it could show up in comic sans and say,
Hoza!
You've driven 5,000 kilometers and you hit, you see your grandma before she dies of street and stage 27 brain cancer.
Or whatever it is.
That's all I want.
I think that's a reasonable request.
I wonder where this guy went. There was one more guy. Maybe it was him that yelled as
he died. We've been shot a fair amount. This attempt? But we saw a pretty good amount of
max HP we got lucky with our armor
oh no
why is that ngmt song the wet Little Dark Age why is that so aggressively
DMC it's actually impressive like how quickly and like efficiently they they
DMC that's on YouTube
more than anything
play it, or if I play 2 seconds my fucking
my youtube vod on mootoo tv will be
muted or some shit I don't know what happens
VMM, meow meow, meow meow, meow.
Who cares?
Hey, not everyone can get gets to sit here alive and watch me
participate in
humiliation, ball crushing.
It's because the song is really popular in cool Hitler threads on 4 Chain.
Oh.
I mean, we don't know that if that's the reason why it.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
He's in there.
I'm gonna open the door, he's gonna rush me.
I got bad news guys he was not in there terrible news in fact I cannot see you so do not shoot me
through this I honestly I would have thought he was in the hallway man like he would have got my
if he didn't move. Why on earth do we try to flash that guy? Because the guys that move
around are the most dangerous guys. They're unpredictable. And you don't have time to
set up on them usually. Like you can do it if you're really fast, but normally it's just
Let's get to flash them and kill them.
You guys think there's a bomb here?
No bomb.
We'll pass to Jay on the attempt 420.
Wait, have we already passed 420 dude?
Today is the day.
Yeah, I got a good feeling about today.
This is definitely the one.
It was stocked up on eddies for Monday.
You're gonna have to elaborate, dude, get it?
You said eddies, so I assumed you were talking about a cyberpunk and not a marijuana.
I don't think anyone calls them eddies.
I think Gone are the era of like, zooted, like, post hippy, like, skater kids making
up random stupid names for drugs.
They for sure do.
I guess so, I got a guy in my chat calling Eddibles Eddies.
Dude.
Edd-uh-Bolt.
Add-D's.
Literally, you couldn't handle one more fucking syllable, dude.
too much for you for the bad dudes
god forbid we be silly now's not the time for silliness dude are you right
wing or left wing.
What was the last book you read?
Still the Bible, dude.
I need to know your every political affiliation right the fuck now.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Your whatever wing heaven is in?
Mormon then.
Nice.
Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot.
Chicken wings are turkey leg.
How is the turkey leg prepared?
Is it like a ren fair where it's kind of like a...
They pretend it's like a stick of mutton?
It's like Thanksgiving turkey with gravy?
Oh, raw.
Mmm
Don't really raw turkey man
Boiled in gray water
It's kind of crazy like how different the texture of turkey is from like most other bird meat
Why is that
There's probably someone in chat probably knows like the actual scientific answer
Because it's a reptile, it's a Psyon, oh.
It's because turkeys are so fucking mean.
So you think they're like, you think they're a little stringy because they just live with
So much hate in their heart
Where the hell is everyone
turkeys haven't been domesticated long enough only like 200 years wait so was
there like a an era of chicken where they were kind of like tough not tough
but
turkeys are gay no they're turkeys
Please, I'm looking at- I'm looking-
Chicken muscle structure is also-
Oh, couldn't finish that.
We're fucking steady-screened in.
Come back.
Okay.
So they use their muscles, their flightless bird.
I mean,
are you talking about turkeys or flightless?
I know they don't fly.
But they can hover for a second, right?
Kind of like chickens.
Chickens can chickens can jump.
I've never played a Zelda Reno.
Wild turkeys do fly.
What the fuck?
You guys ever eaten a goose?
I'm not talking about the eggs.
You don't eat meat pussy shoves you into a locker or I'm I'm sorry, man.
You mean snapping turtle? I've heard turtle is delicious.
Weirdest bird I've ever eaten was Dove.
Yeah, but how was it though?
Unbelievable.
Literally sat there for two motherfucking minutes, dude.
Two minutes, looking at that doorway.
I smoked a blue locker though.
Errrm...
Great, now we got a krypton, guys.
You've read fried crocodile tail, yes.
I gotta be honest, I'm not...
I'm not a giga fan of like like an ex excess of like batter the frying stuff I
think a lot of fried stuff like the fried the fried alligator that I had was
like so it like the flavor of it and not that it like it would be a
particularly good flavor by itself but like
Suspect is deceased. Reflecting traitors.
It just...
Over-reaction, you make. Every overstep you enforce only serves us.
Over- it overpowers everything else.
You know what I mean?
It's salty.
I'm surely on, thanks for something.
Gator isn't crocodile doofus.
Dude, what the fuck ever, man.
I don't care.
Don't care about your stupid...
You're alligator politics.
Okay.
Oh, time to get shot.
I'm on a fucking wedges!
Oh no.
He said we got made, but he has no interest in capitalizing.
There's a cryptid over there. Two cryptids. Creepin' around, guy on the stairs.
What the fuck do we do? We just wait until we can snipe these guys?
They watch Survivorman and the dude had gum worms for three months after eating a turtle.
The fuck are gum worms?
Oh, they're like the gummy worms.
Oh.
Worms in your gums.
Why would they be there?
Hello?
Oh
Hello
Have I ever had a urethral worm? No
Some worms refer to, oh here we do.
There's a real universe in which one of those crypts just wanders right there.
Shoots me long.
So fucking cool.
Oh boy.
I can't fleek and wait.
We went upstairs.
I'm so fucking dead, it's actually so unreal how dead I am.
I can't stop these guys.
He collapsed, he fears the foundation we needed.
It's a shame you couldn't see things our way.
This guy actually had a premonition from the future to begin moving.
He actually, between the time I shot and he moved out of the bullet.
I wish he could slow down the replay so I could see the bullet traveling dude because
I guarantee this shit almost got his ass.
I'm gonna go pee.
I'll be right back.
you
You won't be needing this belt man.
So he's a skitso, right? There's not actually people back there.
OOOOOH DEEEEEEEEARTH!
when you just cocaine
The discipline to your cardiovascular system.
I need you to take this further than we've ever gone.
Moon Moon, what do you have in mind?
Alex, I need you to engage the plus three stats per death mod on the trainer.
Moon Moon, no, you can't.
but if it's what you want I will do it I am engaging it now plus three mod Alex
what moon moon do plus four I don't know if the system can handle that moon moon
are you sure are you sure you should do that do it Alex I don't care what
What happens? I need to make content for my stream. Okay, Moon Moon.
Butter, brown sugar, graham cracker crumbs.
And move my mouse.
See what this stuff's looking like.
It's not mine.
Just get it on this cracker so we can look at it.
For starters.
What?
Wow, that's like a...
Wait, hold up. I got a good feeling about this.
the
board for the best ongoing game goes to
or tonight
Final Fantasy.
How come World of Warcraft is not there, guys?
Why not?
I heard that the presenter got two drunk up breast milk to actually attend.
So they took them out of the last minute for it isn't it quite the honor to invest ongoing game the category
You offer 10 plus years is not a sweat see and that just kind of like drives home the mentality of classic players for World of Warcraft
That is peak fucking arrogance to assume that your ancient
raids and mechanics and stuffs are somehow
So esoteric that someone who is professionally raced to world-firsting in retail
would they would mystify them. You know what I mean? That is arrogance to the highest
degree. So the guy who has professionally been raiding World of Warcraft for 10
10 years is not considered a WoW sweat, but me, the guy who streamed molten core one time
and does not remember a single thing about it other than living bomb, you place an industry
district for the VLC, if you want to make a normal district you need a normal district
place first draw a blank district not an industry district otherwise nothing
happens
feels on chance
any other chance
run out inferno
whores and whores and
are you serious
holy shit
Grab one, grab one, grab one, grab one, grab one, grab one, grab one, grab one.
Nice.
Holy shit.
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What are you guys doing?
Oh my god!
Pissing your money away, subscribed to movement.
Dude, you're not pissing your money away, I'm a real fucking person, man.
In this waiting room, a spark.
You're giving your money to digital fucking anime characters, dude.
You'll never put your penis inside of them because they're not fucking real.
I mean, you'll never put your piece of meat in either, but...
At least there exists the realm of possibility that one day, we'll be able to shake hands with each other.
And I'll be able to look you in the eye and say, thank you for giving me your fucking money.
You'll be like, no problem, man. I know you need it, your fucking deplorable piece of shit.
Yeah.
And I'll even take you out to dinner. Remake.
You fucking bitch.
You are a real sack of shit.
I can't even move.
Dude, I'm literally like...
Oh, that's so lame.
Dude, it's bugged?
I can't move.
I don't think it's bugged.
it's bugged seems to me it's like a big walk-in freezer right
oh okay yeah I should have said freezer yeah I just fucking dirt off in the freezer man
fucking seven in the morning that sounds not good that sounds awful
is that shit not like freezing cold please hurry bro I had the fastest
in the west man
Yeah, I also used to eat McGriddles off the line just like why I was working. I was like 16 man
Okay, that makes more sense than coming
Such a fake story. All right
Joman thinks for seven
116
This is Todd with FISA on overwatch be aware of potential reinforcements of hostile cells
Surprise they haven't cut the feed
We have a lot of time back, indeed. We have a lot of time to talk about it.
By casting this on an open secret team.
I was looking at some sort of device.
Looks like it's being turned into a camera.
It's been released in 18 minutes.
Now, God bless you, God bless you.
God bless you, God bless you.
Sarah and I, thanks for subbing.
Why are we...
Arrest concluded. Maintain readiness. Refer the contact.
How many people do you think come every minute?
I mean, surely there's a minute where someone has one.
That's the more important question.
Judge, this is Todd, Jane Reed, a suspect that is watching and hijacking her comms that were built from the air without us.
We have to find the one who will do it.
And he is far from the potential of...
We're not here for you.
Worldwide probably non-zero number. Save bad, save bad.
Oooooooooooooooooooops.
I'm only gonna fund my own video game, easy money.
I already told you guys my video game idea.
Yeah and it sucked. Okay?
Fuck you?
Yeah, the MMO that you need to give your social security to to play, yeah.
Correct.
Did I could probably create this level from memory in Minecraft?
The chatter was right, dude.
I didn't check for traps.
What the bad dudes are?
I
Hey
Are they coming or not?
Are they ready or not?
Hi, hi.
There's no way to flash these guys because they angle the door by the way.
Throw it up?
Nah.
It's not like every other game where you can throw stuff, it just kind of like bounces off of one thing and then like falls.
Don't shoot me.
I'm so dead.
Aye aye aye!
Starfish! Damn, that's a great pose, great pose.
Hi!
Oh no.
He's going crypto, uh, cryptid mode.
Let's go.
Do I hunch over when I play this game and it hurts in my bag?
He went up.
I got some Thai food for you, tell me a funny Thai joke.
Which day of the week do Thai people like the most?
Thai day.
You don't get it?
is that? Well, Ty Day sounds like Friday. No, it doesn't.
It's a shame you're zip-tied and can't stand up and walk to them.
You zip-tied your wrist to disable your ability to move on your feet.
How do you have banger jokes like that running off the cuff?
Let's just say I'm Widdowee a Poitagee.
I'm Widdowee the Joke Master.
There might be a guy over here that I can't see.
I'm just hurting myself.
I think we're clear unless I get shot in the back right now.
of
the final rule
of
all
of
the
Anyone here?
Focus up.
We'll wedge this one to you.
Your friend's great-grandfather's brother died in the Naga Saki bless, thank you.
Or what?
What are you thanking me for?
I had nothing to do with that.
Oh, for my service.
Yeah, sorry, it wasn't in World War II.
Close the door.
Oh fuck
I
Hold me I'm gonna pick that close the fucking board
They are not moving
There's two
Brother, what?
Oh, I got to wait, I shut this guy through the wall first and then this guy around
Dare me to walk up on this bitch
You know this thing is mine, Judge. You only lost what was never yours.
There's no way he could have seen me. There's actually no fucking way he could have seen me.
There's no fucking way, man!
You saw your feet? Oh, dude, right, because he has a second set of eyeballs and his toes, dude.
Ah, fuck man, I forgot dude.
Shit dude.
That's- that's my bad. I should have known dude.
What song is this? Does he win now?
At Moon Moon Lower Difficulty maybe?
Hehehehe.
It's the only time they're at home.
Oh shit, it's the bomb's right here now. God damn it!
I need to click off on the music video.
Hurry! Get me out of here!
Doris, thanks for subbing.
So, that's what I think for subbing? I get it.
of
I'm sorry, can you just follow me to the finish line?
Obedience is silence. The silence is duty.
of
the
death
of
death
of
I
Eat
Where is he? Found him.
I
Why, he breaks a law, or a cop.
Yeah.
I'm gonna need you to ad-lib on my song.
Girl, what do you want me to do?
He said yeah. Like really off beat a couple of times.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Perfect, perfect.
Motherfucker gonna be eligible to join Delta Force after being this challenge.
Dude, this isn't America's army, man.
We're not getting recruited right now.
America's army was kinda cool though, cause you had to like, qualify.
I forget the exact system.
What?
You joined the army after playing that game? No lie?
I'm asking what they were going for.
Worked on one guy in chat.
Did America's army ever have a killing Osama bin Laden mission?
I've never heard the origin of civilian custody.
me neither I don't plan to start same
Watch my back, Designing.
The Spongebob have no pass.
We need to be quick here.
Oh.
Nice.
Nice.
Ow.
Nice.
Ow.
Hey.
This gunman is in custody, requesting escorting.
The same as now.
of
I
Wait
Well, I don't wedges
Maybe try it starting at the top and working your way down
No
I'm not sure what to do.
This music sucks you can't bathe in it
Who said that it likes tool
Oh
of
the
death
of
Fire and war.
Upon the heart.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Play Morrowind?
If I do, then that guy will have to rename himself to play Morrowind.
Was the door open?
Was the door open?
What's it open they got played distracted me guys so you're gonna play more win now or
I mean I gotta do this challenge run first I think we're really close to beating it
more one could be fun see the thing with the thing with elder scrolls games is
that uh I feel like video gaming has to have moved on from that their their
formula I will say
watched upon entry I saw I saw remember the first time I played more when it was on the Xbox
um it blew my fucking mind dude it blew my mind man
I was in middle school and I think it was the game of the year edition on the original
xbox that's the person I played
and it was cool it was cool dude it was the it was the most massive game I'd
ever play it happen. Okay. What? That? He moved. What is happening?
Yeah, I'm just restarting. I'm not like half HP right now. You ever wonder why your melee
attack never hit shit even though it visually went through the mob? No, I never wonder that
as a kid. Um, their fall was bigger? Yeah, okay, so I mean that's my point is that those
Those games are enormous, but there's kind of like not a lot of stuff in it.
You know what I mean?
That's the way oblivion sucked in ass.
I think you're just jaded from Starfield?
No, man, they- they-
Hold on. My game won't stop talking. It's hard for me to talk at the same time.
This game talks far too much. It talks a lot at the beginning of the level, and that's pretty much it.
We're on a six or six seven months
Most of you guys have not played the Elder Scrolls games before more
Those games are also kind of like large for the sake of being large, but otherwise kind
of barren.
And they're cool, just one time, like Skyrim got close, okay.
They got close with like a somewhat engaging combat system, me personally.
I like magic, right?
And you could, like, dual wield the magic and shit.
That shit's cool.
But for some reason, I could be misremembering this,
but I think at release they took out the ability
to, like, make your spells in the same way
that you could in Oblivion, which makes sense, because it's
a balancing thing.
But at the same time, like, why balance that?
Why balance that?
I don't know.
I think...
I think the people at Bethesda got lucky.
I think they got lucky in it and...
Oh! I see you!
Oh fuck.
Fuck.
I hit the hostage with a flash, but now you're open skies, friend.
Oh man.
I mean, there are- I can't really articulate my thoughts right now because I'm getting
so- my bussy pounded so fucking hard by this- oh wait, I'm getting the fucking mod that
I'm gonna turn off time. Fuck this shit.
Ba-dah-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee. Ba-dah-dee-dee-dee-dee.
Command, T.D. Flatoon. Oversight feed is live.
All reports will be reviewed in real time.
If I can oversight, I expect you to follow your ROA.
Ooh, Blue Archive Arona talk!
Hold on.
I'm not sure.
Oh, we can get a British talk, dude.
I swear I saw one that removed it.
But maybe not.
Wash now I'm the the British talk won't work it's six it's four years old
Silent talk
Silences talk for they bonus pilot sounds talk but plays axon body cam sounds for ROE violations
Hmm.
Not a single file makes a sin.
Why can't I never log down?
Why can't I still hear my game?
Thank you.
I gotta follow the download instructions, dude.
Fast score screen?
Meh, I'm good, I'm good.
I gotta find the folder I got.
I got one terabyte free, dude!
I got one freaking terabyte.
Fire and war.
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Content packs.
I'm tired of being talked over.
Or are mods going to disable achievements I sure hope not
There's no escape
They typically do dude you guys don't know shit, man
dude no what the fuck I can't like see the mod in the game well let's see what works
install the aimbot, it's not the aimbot that we need.
I can't wait. I can't wait until it never talks again
Jamers in the cutest club in Alpalist and candy dractics for seven
Hmm
Hmm, I think this is I mean how long did they take to beat?
The Elden Ring DLC
It might have it might be longer than that
This might be longer than that.
Maybe it doesn't work anymore.
Oh.
The mod is a little, it's like a year old.
You can just delete the talk files, audio files apparently.
Yeah, where the fuck are they?
Would mines even work in multiplayer?
I think so.
Yeah, I don't know if this still works.
one from March mute talk and station
Makes their talk helicopter and police station NPCs never talk. This one is more recent.
Okay, now let's check to see if it goes in the same place. Yes.
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man…
Alright…this one's from 2 months ago…surely!
Pause, Kate? Or pause, CK thanks for selling it.
And...y'any thanks for selling it?
The post have a guy complaining about not working in New America?
No, uh-uh.
The only voice lines I hear are from SWAT characters.
Well, let's see.
Let's see.
Alex Jones talk updated three weeks ago.
Yeah, we can't use that one.
Who's the hottest Pokemon?
Ash's mom.
They're still here.
Oh, they're quiet!
But it did say it wasn't working here.
Please Jesus, please make it stop!
The boys
Please
This one's okay, this this part's okay
I haven't cut the feed. The system's still running.
Did you hear that left it on?
Someone turned it back on to monitor us.
Oh, God bless you.
Yes.
No longer having to sit here and listen to the same thing over and over again.
I just know they just died though.
I can hear the gunshots.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
It's so loud.
This one in particular is so loud.
I'm playing right now.
Fuck you.
Bob, get down, alright?
Don't move, stay alive.
Sorry to have an astronaut, thanks for seven.
Enter from the car. Once the gun is detained.
Oh, we need to drop a flashbang for more ammo.
We're gonna kill you!
Remind me to do that after I die, which I will.
It's so peaceful now.
Wait there, ma'am.
There's a bad man right here.
Wait, was he dead?
I wanna see if I can get him to surrender by hitting him for mod.
Mod detected unofficial score.
Hmm.
Dude, I don't care. I don't care. I cannot stand that fucking time. There's no separate audio slider for it, dude.
Oh my god. Just delete the files. Which files, motherfucker!
Just remove the audio files! Oh! Just remove them, dude! That's such a good idea!
Ooh!
Bologna's are so computer literates insane.
Newamericatalk.mb3.
That is not...
Alright, let's see this.
Dialog folder.
Check dialogue, it's only the walkie-talkie in the outside of towers, only the SFX events by map then.
You need the software F-Model to check the Unreal Engine assets in the files. Got everything I need now.
Nah, I'm good. I think I'm just gonna...
I think I'm just gonna keep the mod on.
It literally doesn't matter, you still get the achievement? Okay.
Neat.
The achievement will pop, I swear. No, I believe you. I believe you.
Not hearing that radio screeching at me is worth not having my score counted, for sure.
I'm going to get you out of here.
They don't sell women.
I can't talk to them.
You want to be an ex?
Trainers.
I wasn't sure if that was a guy.
me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Flashbang. Gee, I sure hope my Twitch head doesn't realize
I downloaded the invincibility mod that makes my character invincible. Our guards on mute
me now? I'm ready.
What's up, guys? Sorry, I think I was muted.
Yes, below.
Plus one stats.
That guy was a skit, so... Oh my!
There's another guy. Help!
What is he breaching?
I'm ready. I'm ready.
Was that two guys?
Watch my back, you son of a...
Four big guys!
Shoot the loads in my eyes.
I don't think there's a guy in here.
And they're slapping on my thighs.
Ooh, nice.
Nice boss.
play the song or was that the actual lyrics how do you guys know the lyrics
on. Are you gay, Joe?
Nah, I'm straight. Ooh, wait, he posted the straight cab.
Oh, hey, this looks like a lady wearing a fake mustache.
So this guy's are cool because they don't shoot right away.
You're basically cheating by avoiding the mental terrorism of the voice lines.
Oh, we still got the judge voice lines.
You just don't have the obnoxiously loud and no separate volume slider talk voice lines,
dude.
Which, uh, they're so terribly audio balanced that it's actually kind of fucking embarrassing.
Like how far does it...
Oh, they're shmoving out there.
Oh, hey, I don't have the key card.
No!
I believe the guy out there is one of the minor terrorists, lesser terrorists.
You know how like D&D games will have like lesser elementals and stuff?
Dude, chill, chill.
Yeah, you sure aren't going back to jail.
I think I'm in.
Greater terrorists.
Picture over the shoulder on an old Nokia phone.
I've been fighting Sephiroth for the second time in Final Fantasy 7.
And him looking over his shoulder.
Hi.
Brock, generate that image.
That would be a cool image to generate.
if we're gonna delete if we're gonna delete several liters of water or how
much ever it costs I feel like generating of some have been locked and
about to fight Ruby weapons up there dude
Minus one for it.
The water doesn't just disappear, dumbass.
You know, instead of whining about, ooh, the water!
It's getting deleted by AI, dude.
Why don't we invent a filter?
That filters the water that's being used so that it's drinkable again.
AI water?
Dude, yeah, and you could market it. Like, this water makes you smarter.
Smart water.
water. Ready to do that, but it's not one for one. Alright, now how come we don't have
an AI robot that flies in the atmosphere and recollects water that we're spending in vaporizing?
when is the return to a WWE 2K26 um eventually I want to I want to let the downloadable store
build up
I'm download stacking
it's so nice
oh my god the no talk is so fucking nice holy shit this is awesome
Okay, can I? Thank you.
Hello, Mr. Adderall Man. I see you're Adderall and I raise you...
standing here and doing nothing.
Goddamn.
Can you recite the talk from memory for us?
I actually cannot.
So if I'm correct...
I don't think these guys breach. I don't think the the black suit guys breach. I think only the guys in like the ghillie suit will breach.
Like these guys will breach with the ghillie suit guys, but I'm pretty confident.
So fucking dead.
The Tachmoth replies with Yes, be Lord.
need doing something you doing something you doing
so I know names there name their kid Remington yeah that guy's cool he's
cool you dead there's hell man
it's a normal name though no it's not it doesn't matter where you're
name is you okay finally the moon has come back
Okay, the rock.
That name's not the rock.
How come they never did a gimmick in the WWE when the rock was relevant, where it was like
two guys and their name was scissors and paper.
Oh, that guy pre-signed.
Write this one down.
This should be the fucking cabinet again.
There's the rock and sock connection?
Yeah, dude.
Okay.
And legendary, legendary, of course.
Okay.
Well, where was paper and scissors at?
That's what I wanted to know.
They're still in here.
Vince Rookman just woke up in a cold sweat and doesn't know why.
I believe there are two guys and I believe they're in that corner because I do not see
them.
You're not seeing any feet.
What the hell is this guy?
Oh yeah.
No.
Who the fuck would want to be a paper?
Dude, think about the guy from JJK.
The one with all the receipts?
Reggie, dude.
Man, how do you guys have a picture of that?
Oh, damn, this guy's fucking blazing fast.
This guy is quite good.
Blazing fast.
Quick, who? Thanks for the sub.
Paper cut.
Ooh.
What you looking at?
What you looking at?
I don't think there's anyone back there.
That door is trapped. Making it impossible for them to hurt us through here.
Uh.
Securing the device.
Watch me disarm this and then it opens the door instantly.
We need to reach the bunker again out of here. Shut up, dude.
You see me? I'm just a journalist.
Oh
What
was the ang sus among us
Don't question why that door just closed.
Where the fuck is that screen dang?
Eleanor talk, we have one suspect down.
You're gonna be okay.
You have to stop them!
Leave the truck. Sebranian restraining and ready for transport.
All right.
Let's get caught up in the...
...crossfire.
There's a laser right there.
It is likely for dead.
Why didn't I just hear a footsteps behind me?
They're advanced thugs.
Tell me a crab gooned in this rag.
Guys, no offense to any fat motherfuckers in Chap-a-crab-ran goon is so fucking overrated
and not delicious.
Sorry
There's too much cream cheese
Just the bad ones I've I've never had good crap ring in I'm not saying it's impossible. I
Am saying however, I have been on look
Why can I not close this?
Why can I not close this?
phone's not ringing cause no one fuckin' asked
ooooh
looks like porky the pig in chat a little sense to nobody's
his decadent cream cheese food
friendly fire
Yeah, I'm a lot of call people fat because I'm fat you understand
Quick who in a Michael Knight thinks we're so
Sorry all bald fucks, but here kind of make their mace our breaks appearance
I'm like going to a job interview
Are you interviewing me?
Oh, that was stupid, but we got there.
We gotta be real careful about this place right here.
Put your listening ears on, fellows.
I'm hearing some sigh.
This door does not make noise. Ever.
Bip. Thanks for 7.
they see me baby
yeah begin it begin it
Me when Moon Moon won't hear the super ultra mega-secret talk voice on that plays when
you do the achievement?
That's okay, I've got subtitles on.
Awfully insensitive to assume that the only way you can learn or experience media is,
uh, orally.
Orally.
Is that a leaf?
Orally?
Yeah, A-U-R-A-L-L-Y.
Entering talk.
Suspect is deceased.
Requesting trailers.
Am you mew?
Am you mew?
Am you mew?
Am you mew?
Am you mew?
Am you mew?
Am you mew?
Am you mew?
Am you mew?
Am you mew?
Am you mew?
Am you mew?
Am you mew?
Am you mew?
He's searching the word? No, I was spamming what it sounds like because you're an idiot.
and you need like a an example Reno I learned a new word please no guy in the
corner please no guy in the corner please no guy in the corner enough talk
Stay here!
Scrunchie, thanks for subbing, says Pupa.
No, Goopa.
What's up?
Is he getting worse?
Nah, I'm having some pretty good runs, honestly.
Man, come over here now.
This is stupid as hell.
I couldn't shoot my gun.
Drop one flash for more ammo. Thank you, thank you.
thank you thank you thank you thank you take a day up
that was really fucking steep as that was really steeped
tough
i'm taking a fat shit wish be luck
curse of
emergent hemorrhoid
well well well well well well
Who watches the Watchmen?
Um, where are we asking the deep philosophical questions?
the voices.
I've been watching the same 10 minute loop for 3 weeks.
To be fair, that last attempt was 22 minutes.
So not entirely true.
the shield no no Scott you guys remember that Austin powers
How about no, Scott?
Scottie don't!
Scottie!
You're 24, Big M?
So you've never seen Austin Powers.
Well, I'm gonna be the guy that everyone loves interacting with and hanging out with.
You've literally never seen that?
You've never seen that?
Really?
Really?
You've never seen that?
Are you serious?
a person again dude if you went outside and talked to people you wouldn't meet
that person that is a common there's a one-star person dude not very rare at all
would you call there's gonna be like a name for that phenomenon nominal surprise
Surprise!
Aww.
Surprise.
Okay.
Yes.
Yes!
Moshi Moshi!
It's me, Bensama!
Moshi Moshi!
Moon Moon asks a professional fat ass what's it called when you need you when you are allergic to meat I
Swear to God I need to destroy the toilet every time I have a burger
You're a pussy that might be the word you're looking for
You're a liberal.
Reload to the doorway?
No fear.
Have you been bitten by a tick recently?
Might have alpha go.
I like reading comments like that a lot, because that chatter will hear it, and then like there is a universe where that chatter was bitten by a tick.
And then he's like, oh man, I did go, I did walk through the forest in, uh, George the other day.
I can't do my hands.
And then he goes to the doctor and they find a tick on him and they get it out before he gets Lyme disease.
And I technically saved that guy's life, making me a hero, by the way.
E-Rob-Tick-Dick story.
No one knows that story, except for you.
I'm gonna have to stop focusing on, uh, hyper-focusing on his dick.
Okay?
Get a tick on your sack for two days before you found it.
How is it that we haven't, like, eradicated ticks?
Like, what do ticks provide in terms of, like, an ecosystem?
Surely nothing, right?
Food? Yeah, you're right.
How are anteaters gonna survive?
What eats anteaters? Like a lion?
What's my back? It's on me.
Mosquitoes on the other hand, nothing?
Dude, what do you mean?
Think about all those times.
I mean, maybe you guys didn't have this experience because you didn't live in Florida, but...
The trucks that would spray? Like, every month or some shit?
Oh, yeah, those.
That's the MK Ultra Gas.
Oh.
Moby.
Get a maggot wiggle out of your asshole when you got food poisoned.
I don't think those two are related.
How is that possible?
Why did I read that?
I'm sorry, man.
Sometimes the eggs are left in food?
Ew.
Ewie!
So, let's say we eliminate every tick and every mosquito.
What happens to like an ecosystem?
Where ticks exist?
Nothing.
Hey, what do you think about like more bombs?
You like, you like bombs?
I'm thinking we could probably use a couple more bombs Hey please flash that guy
Carpsam?
Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!
Maybe focus on beating game instead of thinking about Parasite in ass?
Okay, it wasn't in his ass. It was in his fucking intestines. Okay, and it crawled out of his ass.
Get your fucking story stream!
Bitch! Sorry.
Were there big-ass bugs in Florida?
The things that I remember from Florida are...
Frogs.
Cicadas.
Lizards.
Um, lots of lizards.
I didn't mind the lizards.
Love bugs.
Mosquitoes, of course.
Was Carolina worse than Florida?
I mean, I barely left my apartment, so I don't know.
One thing about Carolina that I liked was, you know that big man made reservoir of water
over there?
That shit was kind of cool.
No?
I know someone in Chat Note, yeah, Lake Norma, yep.
It's not like Lur.
It's Norman.
I think it's the one that Michael Jordan had a house on or some shit.
That's my one tidbit of celebrity knowledge.
I don't know, I never...
I mean, Mosquito...
Honestly, like, I think I got bit by Mosquito recently.
It's been so fucking long since I've had to like contend with Mosquito Bites.
Wait.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
You eating in Virginia?
Yeah, Virginia!
I mean like...
I've lived in Virginia too.
I swear man
I'm not saying it's like the same climate but man it felt the same
It felt the same
I lived in a neighborhood in Virginia where I flooded one time
and the streets were flooded in my neighborhood and people took out canoes
and shit and we were literally canoeing in the street it was awesome
Virginia Beach now is a curfew?
Dude, what's up with the cops at Virginia Beach, man?
Don't do that.
Help!
of
was the... you could get fined for cursing at the beachfront. They would find you money.
Isn't that fucked up? So when I hear that there's like a curfew there now, like what the hell?
They got to get a shop open that piece.
What the fuck?
You always either?
No I don't.
Perfume from multiple shootings.
Big freaking whoop dude.
I'm gonna go peace.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Yes, my lord.
mo-fuckin action prove it you think I'm not hitting crabs right now mo-fuckers
Oh
Bootlecker
How am I a bootlecker?
I don't care what I just said
Oh
Remove shadow heart armor for one sec
What the fuck Jesus
Well that guy in that room was he in the room when I looked in there
Oh, the bomb!
Tell them to stand down.
Woman mode? I'm just kidding.
That's all it took, man.
I've never given a woman oral.
I want to thank everybody and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my Reformed
Doctorate by Bill Clinton.
Thank you everybody.
You
if I ran a game company dog I it would be company policy if I if I found out that you had a
Reddit account and that you were subscribed to our game subreddit you were fired you were
fucking fired dude because I I cannot be I cannot be sure that whatever fucking idiot
is posting on the internet is not influencing your ability to make fucking video games dude
Holy shit. There are some stupid motherfuckers who feel real entitled to having opinions, man.
A faithful wasn't for you to say you like him.
I'm just gonna talk to you about it.
That was a cool door fortress base, though.
You guys like that? That was the crafting hall.
I'm not good at Dwarf Fortress, let's be clear about that, so I apologize to any Dwarf heads
who were offended by that layout.
I already have more ammo.
I've just seen you spend a thousand hours beating Caves of Cud, dude.
Now, I'm not trying to slander Caves of Cud, okay?
However, I watched a video maybe like five months ago, and it was just like a run that
a guy kind of like commented or whatever, and it seemed like getting to the very end
game of case of Cud, it required like an inordinate amount of grinding. Now he could just be shit,
Oh.
Get down on your knees!
You can't put your hands on me!
There you go.
It's good call.
Endgame's super easy.
Yeah, to get to endgame.
Yeah, to get to endgame.
You think I'm a cop?
Well, Magic, do you enjoy using Runescape?
Dude, the Lunar Spellbook main?
That shit's tight.
You know, I still haven't unlocked the spellbook that lets you summon stuff.
Yeah, the arceus one.
Is that free unlocked now?
Are they gonna be like quest and shit?
A lot of the boss strats, they're like...
I've read involved like having like a thrall or whatever
And I'm just like yeah, I don't have that shit bro
It's so many of her coming to runescape, I mean there's technically so many
No you do need to do the quest for thralls
Yeah, but anyone got a Bofo and full set of crystal armor and chest?
What are you?
JWJW?
Yeah?
Dapps?
Dapps?
Everyone who said yeah?
Oh, what's up, guys?
Look, I'm a reporter.
Whatever message you need to get out there, I can do it, okay?
Can you tell them that we're under attack by terrorists?
Having Bopa and not-for-alls is crazy order.
I set a goal for my RuneScape thing, and that was to do Song of the Elves, and then after
doing song of the elves I was like well I may as well do the gauntlet after I AFK grinded crabs
the old way not the new gem crab way fuck you by the way bitch
Uh-oh!
I don't think he came out.
Rockcraber here.
This shit was so fucking cancer actually getting like a good spot.
Pop noob?
Dude I would man.
I don't even get crashed to like a handful of times though so it wasn't like so bad.
The worst part was just finding the spot.
I would uh, I'm trying to like mentally like describe the spot like the most
optimal spot was uh close to the excavation site was an excavation site
you don't talk about um but that spot was literally always taken so I would
Walk along the beach to the end and there's like that little peninsula next to the uh
The boat that's where I did most of my rock
Robin
Okay, you got you gotta hit those you have to hit those
I gotta check this room for a civilian.
One thing I hate about RuneScape is Erbilism.
Fuck you, Erbilism.
I hate doing herb runs.
What are you doing there?
Oh, he kicked the door open and then he's just standing there.
Just take the Butler bell and have him pick herbs.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
What is this method he's talking about?
What I did was I just used miscellaneous.
And I did do herb runs.
Oh, it's league shit. Oh.
No one?
Grinseybully?
This guy said moving up, but I think it was the guy I just shot.
Fuck agility. Yeah. Yeah. And then they changed the way the stamina region works so there's
like more newbie friendly. I started after a lot of quality of life, but a lot of really
good quality of life happened even later than that. Samoan was the best change they ever
made I agree I agree I agree yes they make little story classics gonna be like
OSRS dude how is it so hard to just add content to like a game that people love
it can't be that hard
more clicker games don't fucking call it that
hey how hard is it to make classic plus for wow do you
that can't be hard surprise
you're lucky I'd
Where did this guy go?
Hopefully upstairs.
You can't break those cuffs.
Runescape's cool.
Wrong. No.
Your 3k rate in Mythic Plus and wow. That's awesome. Do you have a bofa? Otherwise, I don't give a fuck.
I'm literally gonna separate humanity into two cast, okay?
full crystal armor set plus bofa and then the the lower cast bro flex 3k
he's not flexing he's just sharing dude okay why can't you be happy for him
Do I have a Twisted Boat? No, no. I haven't done any raids.
Not even 3.4. Anyone playing the most recent WoW X-Pack? I call it an X-Pack by
the way because I'm a gamer.
Hi stay here. You're in raid right now
Bomb bomb. Oh wait, this guy's online at the TSA. It doesn't have the same effect
Any toppers dude
I'm excited for eventually doing the raids I like fighting bosses in
RuneScape I think it's cool
what's the lore reason for you to be on this map okay so here's my working
theory about this map alright I'm pretty sure the people in ghillie suits are
other cops. Okay. And I think our character had a mental break.
Again, going to run only things RuneScape and be like Soda. The fuck is only
only things RuneScape. I still want to do only things TBC. But they won't because they're
hours
Chance one for some reason I told you guys it's because he doesn't want to you know
I mean like the the the whole like oh, it's probably too hard for a casual player or whatever
Disagree disagree with that I think
These guys are just regular thugs.
Wild players, like, historically only wild players, hella exaggerate the difficulty of
their game.
Every time.
Every fucking time.
I heard it all the way through only-
What the fuck!
Alright, now come to the door, Gavir.
What just happened?
Oh my god!
What just happened?
What just happened?
What just happened?
What just happened?
What just happened?
What just happened?
Oh my gosh, the door behind me!
Hiiii!
You know if I just do my games to think you couldn't...
you could clear mythic raids, okay, classic player?
I'm not saying I could clear a mythic raid.
In fact, I know I probably...
I'm not good at raiding, I'm not.
But it...
If you consider yourself a gamer,
you know what I mean?
And you can't get through a heroic TBC dungeon
TBC dungeon without dying and like
Like do the research do the fucking research, dude
Okay, I
Guaranteed there's a five minute video out there that explains literally everything that can happen in that dungeon
I'm gonna do whatever it is.
I'm gonna leave the CCTVs unattended.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
The system's still running.
If it left it on,
someone turn it back on to monitor us.
This castle in aphorates you down in the stream, we're funny.
We're sweating like crazy here, like...
Yeah.
I'm a little healer.
Have you played mid-air plus dungeons now?
Pick the door.
Have you played fellowship, nay?
Why play Fellowship when you can just play WoW?
Sell me on that.
Why play MMOs when you can play good games?
Ward the cop go, bitch.
Why play the same level 4 or 3 times instead of playing a new game?
Oh, I haven't beaten it yet.
I hope this helps.
You fucker, dude!
Low barrier of entry?
I mean, can't you just queue for Mythic Dungeons?
Or is it still like...
Do you still like, list a party or some shit?
How does that work?
Donkey, look, they, it's listed the dude in the sky is actually doing a background check on your fucking parses and shit
They would appear you're only eighty nine point four and castle nathria
Two expansions ago, so I'm looking for someone a bit more skilled to clear this particular mythic keystone
Well, if they're the right ammo when it comes out in 2030.
I mean, they tried to buy ashes of creation, so I feel like that's pretty telling about
how far along they are and how good it will be.
Sorry!
Really? Yeah!
Or, it's something they tried to do and it's that they were going to do or some shit.
For like a large amount of money. They almost got scammed, boys.
How much money was it? I know you guys have seen...
What about you?
Hands up! Hands on your head!
No! Hands on your head!
Put it down!
Down on the ground!
Keep up!
He's reaching.
Sorry.
You've got to dance on the back here.
It was 250 to 500 million.
Worth it, dude. Worth it.
worth it hey you can make 25 insanely good games with that money name to right
now and you can't say I never mother requires you to submit your passport
Social Security number because that one's already locked down. Sorry
They coming coward
Freaking coward.
Exploits, wait I can't reach him.
Actually see how they're climbing up there because there's two people threatening him.
Oh yeah, I don't know anything about it.
And honestly, I don't care to know about it.
You read it today because you were curious?
Was it in the manifesto he released?
He moved!
Everything was good.
look good over here okay we got a problem
How do I still have HP?
Is there a guy behind me?
No way.
Do what the A.I. is doing.
Laser-baming me with their railgun.
Oh yeah, smoke there.
Dude, don't pull back.
I'm coming back!
Hey, don't pull back.
Where are my bullets?
I mean, we probably just restarted.
Alright, I can't resurrect that, boys, let me do that.
Oh, my health went up.
What did you say when you banded?
You healed up 50.
Roughly 50%.
Where does the evidence go? Oh, into my magical um... envelope supporting?
And no, it's on my ass.
Put your scores off.
This is for me.
I'm gonna fuck about posting a score.
This is a motherfucker who's got a perfect score on this little probably, dude.
I can't compete with that guy, he's a freak.
Freakin' nature, dude.
Elegant, historic, unforgettable.
Host your wedding at the Cordova building.
That's my favorite building!
Me and the boys got a Fortnite save the world lobby up just waiting on you.
Wait, can you still play that?
No?
Wait, if I say yes, that guy, am I going to time travel back to when you could do that?
I'm
You samurai jack theme Bob with a bar to bang to bang diggy diggy
They each have that boogie
You guys remember that
I laughed thank you guys I got bad news I've been shot like 20 times
And not in the cool 50 cent way, in the like, debilitating wounds way.
Remember when fighting the oil filled beetle robots?
I've said it before, I'll say it again.
I was not a super fan of Samurai Jack.
I did not even really like Samurai, Jack.
I'll set it.
That said, I know how it ends, and I've seen a lot of it.
Hey, who watched the new Avatar movie?
Me?
Alright, I'm gonna nark on you now.
I'm letting Big Movie know.
Nice try, man.
Dude, stop whining.
You know, we've killed a lot of guys already, actually.
I'm always afraid to go in this room.
Yeah, it could taste you in play the same map 431 times.
Dude, alright man.
Alright Samurai Jack, superfan, calm down.
I didn't say Samurai Jack was bad, I just said I didn't really like it, dude.
I'm sorry I hurt your fucking feelings, you little baby.
little friggin baby. A little baby?
Do I have a PB? No.
No, I had a hamburger for lunch.
Hamburger, man.
Do-do-do-do.
I don't uh, I never liked PB and J. I was always just a PB guy.
Is that weird champ?
I feel like the jelly was too much, bro.
PB on toast? Oh yeah, dude.
Oh, freaking yeah, bud.
And then, like, melts a little bit. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
You just don't know, man.
like PB and butter on toast it's just like boy you don't need the butter man the
peanut butter is already effectively like butter you know I mean it's not
butter butter but like
you don't need the butter is it good yes all right peanut butter on waffles
Nah.
My dad would put butter on his PB and PB sandwich.
My dad told me one time you see the noodles and butter.
Just save money.
Noodles and butter, dude.
That's normal.
Dude, you could, at that time, you could go to the store and get like ramen and get more
out of the ramen than you would, like, the new, whatever fucking macaronium butter you
reuse it.
So, I mean, could you go bring that?
I think it's just performer though.
I
Know what I mean
Like oh, I'm so poor. I gotta eat. I mean nowadays. Yeah, the Romans probably more expensive
Orness
Alright, if you're gonna make this spaghetti, you could go the extra mile, dude.
Get the fucking ragoo, man.
That's my fault.
That's on me.
That's on me.
I miss.
I fucking miss.
I fucking miss, dude.
I was getting so heated about the performative porno-ness in Twitch Show right now.
dude you never ate noodles and butter do you you never ate that shit brother you
never ate that shit okay
quick fronten I've had buttered noodles actually because I was curious it sucks
it sucks
catholic sticks for something and set this up it sucks dude it sucks like
maybe he's like some some pepper and that saves that but I don't know I just
ate a butter noodle mustard sandwich
your government cheese and white bread I've never had government cheese I was
gross it's like a rubber what's it made out of
oh it's like Velveeta's salty and chalky
I do like Velveeta, though. I do like Velveeta. My mom always made mac and cheese with Velveeta.
Oh yeah. You like Velveeta but not buttered noodles? I mean, at least it pretends to be cheese.
that's cool. Spaghetti takes for seven. Thank you very much for 111 months. Hence the
underdeveloped frontal lobe. Why, because I like Velveeta. Fuck you. Velveeta's good.
I like that shit again. Old style. Velveeta plus rotella equals instant queso. What is
Rotel. Is that another transformation of cheese?
Oh, canned tomato?
I do not fuck with canned tomatoes.
I like tomato in sauce form, that's a theme, to be honest.
Alright, let's try to line this up.
Okay.
Oh, we...
Oh, shit.
We got some extra ammo, so we're good.
Wait? Yeah.
You're here with me right now.
If I get shot, you're gonna feel the pain in real life.
Like phantom pain.
Okay, check it out.
Walter White.
Walter White.
What a relaxing song.
How many times have you gotten to the last room this stream?
0.5 times.
How many times is this leak?
I mean, who's counting really?
Who's actually counting, though, let's be honest.
Hi.
Hi
I think this is the one right here. I got a good feeling about this
Why'd I drop the grenade launcher?
Um, I wanted something with more stopping power in the final room.
My strategy for the final room is to block all of the exits, except for the one I'm going
in.
And then try to quickly but slowly angle like two or three guys and then maybe flash the
rest of them.
Will it work?
Probably not.
Hi.
Hi.
Will I get- will I be very sad when I die?
Probably.
And you can't suspect a disease.
And they are right there, bitch.
Oh fuck, he's standing screen, Dean.
I'm in the fucking zone right now, bro.
Some of the stairs.
I'm in the fucking Jordan, lads.
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
That one, that one, gravy covered
pie that they always show in a.
Scrandle, dude.
That shit looks good.
That shit looks good.
I would fuck that shit up, bro.
Put some of that sauce on it, dude.
Oh, that's a gun. I saw a gun.
Bring here. Got nothing.
Bitch.
Waited until he reported in to cause chaos.
We got that's an HP sauce?
Yeah, that's the sauce I was talking about and I like it, predictably.
That is fucking green.
Suck that down.
Call it Browns sauce to me?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
In America, it's called HP Sauce.
Because when you eat it, it's like a health potion.
That's a game of roughness.
Ha ha ha!
Level up, ding!
Ding, my birthday!
I'm level, I'm level 21 now.
You can't come through here because it's trapped, bitch!
How funny would it be if they could actually open the doors?
I'm in a fucking mistake!
He owned me!
He owned me!
Why did I do that?
How did that hit my bullets?
once. I don't like door shooting. I like I like
the door when they're literally standing directly in the middle so I don't
have to like do any fucking geometry in my head. Am I winning? Yeah, dude. I'm
winning it so fucking hard right now, bro. Holy moly. Ooh, the W's don't
stop. They don't fucking stop. Getting lots of good practice right now. I didn't
Wait how come I can see Marko?
I'm going to leave the CCTV unattended, I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
This could give us a layout advantage.
Can you just play one game without talking and all and lock the fuck in? Fine.
But I need some music.
Wait.
It's time to L.I. Lock in.
Hey!
Oh, did that one on order?
Get on your stomach, put your hands behind your back!
I don't know how to stay apart.
Oh, shit.
Lock him.
Don't talk.
It's a gun in custody and secure.
No begin exercise stop stop exercising
of
of
the
world
of
the
death
of
Evidence secure.
I like this song because, for me, it's like the song is like climbing a mountain.
When I hear this song, I think about someone struggling to climb a mountain.
And there's like a, like a snowstorm happening and then like, this motherfucker's got no goggles, dude.
This part of the song is like he reaches like a clip and he looks up and the storm clears
a little bit and then he realizes just how much further he has to go before reaching
the top. Surely that hit someone, right?
I'm kinda got wounded there.
Stop talking.
Dude, there's nothing happening.
Dude, there's nothing happening.
Uh-oh.
Oh my god.
The song for me feels like fighting something that can't die like it keeps getting back
up. I don't have ADHD man. I know I don't have ADHD because I'm a recreation
don't add a roll.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
What a cool guy.
I'm not flexing, I'm just saying.
Did I just open the door and blow up right now?
We uh, we haven't shot too much, but that's okay.
What's a little bloodshed between friends?
a point man one liner by the way after he kills his partner after he found out
that his partner became corrupt that's very cool thank you for sharing I'm just
I consider myself a creative soul, you know what I mean?
Like, I like to make music on my Apple phone sometimes when I'm on the toilet and shit.
All right, where did this motherfucker go?
Probably not there.
I'm based down the hallway.
Why is this guy here?
He did go down the hallway.
Oh my god, he just ran straight down the hallway.
I don't know where he is.
Whatever.
What's this song?
It's called Baridian Quote by Darth Punk.
I cannot win a firefight with a guy on this hallway, by the way, oh no.
I mean, we're looking for this dude, but we ain't findin' him!
What's the most delicious smell?
Banning anyone who says dead.
Fart!
Cinnamon Bones?
It's true.
In quotes, farts, double skull emoji.
Nah.
Fentanyl.
I do not agree.
Although I've never smelled Fentanyl.
But I assume it smells like crack.
Parts from an ad.
That's so awesome.
I don't know where this dude went.
Ah, sweet talkless police.
Oh, no.
and
yes
you
I'm hitting the yoyuki and the splanky.
It's like six guys dead in this hallway.
I
Don't
stuff back down
I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I actually can't believe it
stuff back down alive
What was the reaction time on that?
That's crazy.
49 MS.
Yep, that's a certified point man reaction time.
and
Oh my god!
I assume there wasn't anyone in there, because they didn't react to the flashlight.
Well, I want to see that flick again, hold up.
I want to see that flick again.
Plamp, plamp, plamp, plamp, plamp.
Oh my god, there's so many replays.
There's just probably taking up so much space on my fucking computer, actually.
It doesn't?
Oh.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
where's he going?
Wait, this is the end.
You don't need me. I'm just a journalist.
Stay down and shut up.
Hit him with a Dutch angle.
He's splonking, dude. Remember when he goes to the right, that's splonking.
Okay. Left is yonking.
All right.
Is there a quick pause button?
Yes.
What?
Playback speed.
Oh.
Talk to the police. They'll listen.
Contact!
I mean, less than a second, I mean, less than a second, I mean, less than a second.
I mean, less than a second, less than a second, dude.
Less than a motherfucking second, dude.
Now you're dead?
No, no, no, we're good on that.
We don't need to see that.
Oh!
You shot the display piece, you got lucky?
Okay, I mean, counterpoint,
that computer was looking so far to the side that he would have needed another eye on the
side of his head to even see that I had begun to enter the room so, you know, with great
power comes great responsibility, dude.
He heard you.
Hear this.
All right, now when I wasn't locked in, as you guys can tell because I talked this time.
I'm taking the weighted clothing off.
That's right. I'm cleaning the grime from my spectacles.
I call them spectable- spectacles by the way.
I call movies films.
Pictures going to the cinema to watch a film
Let's ride
Take your way in here
I make it stand up
You can't even tell.
That looked good today, man, actually.
Holy moly.
You like oily? I am oily.
Right out.
Perceptive.
More than you like, thanks for some of it.
Alright, we're gonna shut up. I gotta focus.
I want to do a little bit.
No, man.
Keep your hands up.
Get on the fucking ground, the priest!
No, man.
No, man.
No, man.
Jack.
No.
I want to do a little bit of fun.
Once I start to get my fucking immediate knuckle.
I heard.
Oh, man.
You've got to get this.
I like this song. I like this song.
Stay cool, bro.
Hmm, held off.
Wait.
Ah, fuck it.
Is he gonna pull the alarm?
Who is talking? Stop doing that.
Hi.
I
Deserve this
Officers are outside
Where is he at the kick?
Well, your feeling was correct, sir.
Down in the park. Civilian custody and security.
Mr. Esprue here.
of
The rest is in the voice.
Try!
Let's get trippin on purpose.
I don't want to hear that one.
Wait, I'm still white.
Darks, pull him back!
The ominous prayer protected us.
No one protected us again.
Not that time.
Alright, that one is a gap.
You only get to Divine Providence.
Honestly, having to opt out to change the song fucked me up, dude.
Let me find a good route here, dude.
Copium!
F**K YOU!
Stop.
Stop.
You don't know that.
Cool.
Instantly around the corner, huh?
What is-
Is this guy just invulnerable, dude?
I'm fucking- I shot him both through his cheek!
Crap.
Hold on, I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
I'm taking me along.
What's the subclass name like?
I would use your your rapist if you're gonna use sex abilities on people in pvp
because obviously don't want to lose he it's erp man
the
What?
YEEEAH!
Just be a threat!
Super stew.
Hey!
Hey!
NO!
I
This group is so much better than last one this up to this place, dude. It's actually crazy
Well, who'd you come with last time? I went with uh, pirates
I'm going up like a group or no
earlier today? You weren't the one earlier today? No, it was like two days ago.
Oh, okay. I really cannot remember what else was there. It was just slow. It was slow and...
Dude, this may just fucking kill him right now, so...
Yeah, well, Pirate likes to play really, really slow and careful. So, I did a dungeon with him one time,
And he actually banned me from ever playing in his scripts again, so I thought a lot to play as part...
Yeah, I can't play as part anymore, unfortunately.
Um...
I'm just probably not that unfortunate.
Kick. Face kick.
Oh, he's doing strings now on a Liberator.
I think Sephiroth has the best chance here in the ring unless someone gets a good ambush on him.
Oh, Pigman is a fucking freak. Look at this.
now that was fucking swag can i say obama for you obamna obamna
No bomb, no.
HAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Big fuckin' mistake?
of
the
of
the
I am acting in the best interest of your monarchy.
If you want parasocial, OTK is down in the corner.
what a... it's a good name for a lizard person in disguise
Hmm. Hmm.
A.D. Banks.
Well, well.
Look at the high in my...
How is that?
new layers of fear is that pussy I mean they can't play the other one guys
what up
well time to kill some
I went and washed my face because that guy said I looked oily.
He was right. I was oily.
He was right. Quite oily, quite oily.
Now your voice sounds oily. It's the count.
What are you sipping on? Water!
Bells of the gate are using SIPPYCUP.
What flavor want it?
Water?
I
Need a curly truck
Good luck lines
And I might
Get down now!
Don't care.
Hands up! Down on your knees!
Why you gave up?
Turn on these days still.
Wise. The point man is furious.
We have one suspect in custody.
Take these off! Fuck you!
I love the beeps on all right focus up
Hey mark Jimmy
Oh man.
I got friggin' water on my glasses.
It's not sweat.
How?
I guess when I put them down on the counter,
it splashed when I was washing my greasy ass face.
oil boss oil a little mental
so someone did this mission at heart and saw that the video was an hour and 30 minutes
long yeah at our pace if everything goes well
they'd probably be like 50 minutes that's just the way it is
50-60 minutes?
Well, we die a lot, so...
It seems like I'm ready to like enter the final room around like 50 minutes if I do ever they write
The CCTV access point. The interface speed is clean.
My dog wants me to cuddle gay or not.
That's gay, honk.
Freeze!
Door's open, hate that.
and ready for transport.
Oh hey.
Get down on your knees and hands up!
Hook your head!
Keep your hands up!
Counting the ground!
Move!
Hands up!
Now!
Drop your guns first!
Oh, okay.
Drop your guns!
Not good.
They are aggro.
of
This is protocol.
We're almost dead.
My arm, asshole!
We're in the dark.
We have an individual in custody.
Get on the top.
We have a dead suspect here.
But imagine if we got that triple kill in the replay to look clearer, finally, dude.
of
I'm on the ground, I'm not moving!
of
a course
He's good.
I feel like I feel like I'm more in advantage with like the single pick instead of the double
pick.
Because he barely saw me.
I feel like the double pick you don't have the same cut.
I did the wrong hand gesture.
Sorry, my inner editor, I was trying to go for the...
It would appear you've stepped into Point Man's domain.
Is it here in the nation's? It would appear.
Terrorist! Have you considered that you're breaking the law?
Why did they leave the CCTV unattended?
Surprise they haven't cut the feed.
Eyes on CCTV access point. The interface appears clean.
It defies all logic.
You would think you could get away with it.
This was a dancing lion.
I mean, dancing lion was the first boss I fought during that challenge.
And that was de-rusting, because later when we fought it, our build didn't change.
We beat that shit giga quick.
It was the it's the gang squad that was the real shallows
It's so so three to tries well it was harder than the original one it's some of the ads it was a different fight
Anyway fuck yourself
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Oh, hey, guys.
Just hanging out.
Lean in.
Or what?
Oh, hey.
Oh, he's moving again.
Well.
Sneaks into the hallway.
No workbenchman?
Bad luck.
Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, HP sauce, on delicious
meat pie, smothered in some gravy as well, dude.
the hell there's four oh
oh wrong side
I didn't see that last guy.
Welp, fuck you.
You need help?
You can always ask chat for advice?
Dude, I'm almost dead.
I think we have to restart.
I've never seen my uh...
I've never seen my outline this dark red before.
Rare 4-man spawn. True. Let's see what the rest of the floor looks like.
This could be a gold mine.
Bandage does not heal 50% by the way.
What heals you then?
I feel like I've seen my HP go.
Jesus.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
I have a friend in Jesus.
Bam bam bam bam bam bam!
You guys want to listen to that song?
There's a lead but only when you're below 50%.
Ooh!
Jesus, it's my friend!
Wait, what is this one sound like?
There's a friend here.
a friend of mine Jesus is a friend of mine
brr brr brr brr
they're going solo?
Turb and Zaxxie, they forgot.
He's like a mountain, he always gets his muck, man.
He'll zap you any way he can.
Think about it.
He missed an opportunity to say he loves me even if I'm gay.
I think we all thought that's where it was going.
He doesn't he does
The Matthews a WWF wrestler and that was his catchphrase, you know, I never like I had heard
The saying that you know the Monty always gets his man or whatever I didn't I think that's just like I
Don't think that's originally from the WWF
bumb-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump!
boom-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump!
Surely not.
Play it again... eh, once a year is enough.
Wonder what that band is doing, now?
No. You think they're filling up casinos or something?
Fentanyl.
Alright, whenever I say, what do you think that person's doing now, I guess I can always
say fentanyl because it kind of cheapens the fentanyl epidemic.
He's the Secretary of Agriculture.
Oh, nice.
That's an important job.
Have I met the president?
No, no, no.
Is he chill?
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Watch my back disarming.
Play the dance remix of Our God is an awesome god.
Only if it's like early 2000s, step mania tier.
DDR tier.
I want it to sound like that one song.
You are my butterfly.
I need your protection.
It is.
Okay, we'll link it, dude.
Hi.
Okay, so we got like seven guys on the first floor. That's really good.
Unfortunately...
We got a... We are actually dead in one shot.
I know I stayed that often.
But I'm...
I'm looking like a red velvet cake right now.
I'm going to click this link and it's going to be the gnome, isn't it?
Nope
You're a piece of shit some people really wanted to hear our guys an awesome god tech go remix 2002 DDR mix
Seven guys floor one
Real
the
way turn up
wait it actually is it's exactly what I wanted
holy shit
What?
from heaven above
I love Jesus now
I got it here I got to hear the bad guys
bitch dude it's just gonna repeat it's the same fit we heard the whole song
they just looped it what the hell he is going on what the hell he on today guys
LeBron's retiring after this year dude.
Oh
Looking for feet. Hmm
The flop about time all right that's I want you won't be one LeBron see how bad it is bro
I challenge you
You'd steal his purse what purse what do you know that I don't know
SGA is 10 times the flopper LeBron ever was. Who's SGA?
Summer Game Awards? That's not a thing.
Casual basketball enjoyer moon mood. Yeah, very casual. Let's be clear.
sports if we're like uh it was like kid stuff so like four square and shit you
remember the tetherball? tetherball was something like that you know it's like
playground stuff so I try not to like really like indulge it too much
Four Square was dope.
Four Square was dope.
True.
Do you have the playball equipment where you throw the kickball in it and it has a bunch
of holes that might come out?
Nah, but you remember dodgeball dude?
Holy fuck man.
What those squishy balls?
Holy fuck dude, dodgeball day was the best day, dude.
Oops.
They were hella easy to catch too.
Holy moly.
Anyone else ever picked last in dodgeball?
Yeah.
That was just kidding, I never got picked last.
Losers!
Oh, loser!
That's a Jim Carrey reference. Remember, uh...
Ace Ventura Pentatective?
Loser!
I've been working on my references.
Like, for reference humor stuff, for the show.
What's the oddball day, the singular day that you're exercising your life?
No.
I'm exercising right now, I'm doing kegels.
Did school lunch or bring it?
My mom used to make me lunch, and it was like,
it was always like a cold peanut butter sandwich, dude.
So I actually, honestly, in elementary school,
I threw that shit away.
And then we started getting lunch money.
And I did eat lunch.
But in high school, I would wait until after school to eat.
And I would use the lunch money to get like a,
like a junior bacon cheeseburger or some shit from Wendy's.
Or like a dollar slice of pizza.
Remember that shit, dude?
You remember that shit dude?
You wanna warn PB&J?
Um...
I want a non-refrigerated PB&J.
Which I believe is a reasonable request.
I think there's a guy in the office.
You're fucking kidding me, bro.
I can't win a gun if I get stuck.
Oh my god.
Ah!
What are you doing?
You know me, dude.
That chatter was wrong.
You know me dude, that chatter was wrong!
Surely there's not a second guy.
How am I alive?
Oh, shit, thank you.
You're welcome.
I'm just sweating dude, look at that.
You good?
Wait, his mouth is moving.
He's dying. If I was dying, I wouldn't sweat. I would man up.
Okay, this is a dangerous room because if there's more than one of these, if there's
more than this guy right here, one of them's gonna run.
Our god is an awesome god, he reigns.
There's just him.
This is so fucked up, dude.
Why am I not dead yet?
Check Tarion?
All right.
Going for Tarion?
corner only a dwarf could love. Alright, there's no one here.
The guy's above us.
Seein' a couple lads up top? We have a courtroom camera this time.
You know, it's kind of fucked up that it randomly picks the cameras and that one
can just randomly not be there. How come I don't bring like a adrenaline or some shit
or meth for like, uh, bath salts? Fentanyl, I don't think would help in this situation.
In this particular situation, I don't think fentanyl would be very good.
Tell me I didn't just hear footsteps directly next to the door to my right.
I need someone to lie to me real quick.
Alrighty!
You see the League of Legends reference on the motif in the center wall of this room?
Gonna get me killed bro.
Going for a look.
oh locks dude nice yes everybody wants to be
so so this guy you could argue is standing directly in the middle
do I go for it see the thing I'm worried about is he's gonna shoot back actually
know what happens is it kicks the door open and kills me I've seen this before
I gotta disarm this bro, you mind?
Oh god, is an awesome god he reigns.
Where did he go?
Why didn't he not immediately like set up on the door at the very least?
You don't need to shoot the glass?
Okay.
Does it go through the- does it break the glass?
I was just playing it safe because honestly I look really dumb when I flash myself so
you know that's just PTSD.
Almerics for 7?
94 months riding in Shinigami in microwave wizard and blade magics for 104 months?
It's vey embarrassing.
Do you hear that RFK cut the penis off of a raccoon?
Did he eat it?
Why did they leave the CCTV unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
To watch, to watch, to watch!
I'm sorry, you said it!
I can't do an RFK in front of you guys.
How did your voice even get like that?
Wait, didn't he like, didn't someone try to like kill him with like nerve gas or something? Should he survive?
Smoke.
I don't care, I don't care.
You good everyone else on the headsets like damn dude Jesus why is this guy holding push
We're stuck down!
Awkward!
Our god is an awesome god. He reigns from ebb and above.
That's my JFK. What'd you guys say?
Is that like the mayor from the Simpsons?
Why do I sound like that guy?
Hehehe.
Shut up, terrorist.
I'll kill you.
If he dies...
Trauma dumb!
This guy is literally relaying his PTSD story.
Where does that guy go?
expecting an alarm in like two seconds.
Ooh!
There we go again with the...
performance of the hero over here.
Oh fuck!
I'll attack the cool, baby.
I shot me through this fucking window, dude.
We'll do it again.
There's a lot of HP.
Do you think these chairs are bulletproof?
Do you think he shares our bullet berth?
Sure man.
Wipeswet from brow.
Woo!
Okay, well we kind of own that.
situation did we not. Kill the first guy on the left, got shot on the crossfire
heal position properly, close the door on the flashbang, put a wedge behind me,
shot the guy through the door here, that's some John Wick shit bro.
Probably John Wick. I still have some chat. Yeah, I saw that earlier.
You ever retrieve ledges? Yeah. I gotta remember to get those.
Now I'm kind of expecting a guy in this hallway, to be honest.
We got shot from over here and then the guy disappeared.
You know what else I think that Starbucks tastes like fucking shit, dude?
Holy fuck, that shit is ass.
Tastes like campus, something I've ever drank though.
Oh god.
I
Brother what
Okay, he's on the whole
No, fuck you bitch
Where are you
No, there's this guy this guy actually like morale broke dude
I can't see this
Oh, I see him.
Reload that bitch.
How many guys are we killed?
You like Dunkin' Coffee?
Yeah, I think it tastes good.
It's the preservatives.
See, I like stuff. You guys always say I don't ever like anything. I like Dunkin Donuts coffee.
I guess I think there will be a future where coffee is banned.
What if it causes like giga-ball cancer or some shit?
Why?
I dunno.
Oh!
Yeah, what if it causes baldness, dude?
Bobby's well-studied and relatively okay for you. Oh.
What if you drink like a pot of coffee a day?
Or like let's say like let's say like 70%
You will have hypertension.
My mom thought she had hypertension.
who's just ALS play guards thank you thank you
That was a joke. No.
No.
I mean, yeah. Yeah, it was.
Twas.
Which way are your wedges? Let me clear the floor first, man.
Is Ram okay? Nah, she's dead. She's dead.
Play it Garcs.
Dude, come back.
I just don't know if I leave this guy going to run back, dude, and then I'm going to
I'm gonna make a shot and it's gonna almost kill me but I'll barely survive.
Is it the same thing that happened that other run? There was a guy in here and he ran out and just disappeared.
like where are you going dog I'm peeking you bitch and I don't care
It's fuckin' gonna move.
...Banning, Banning, Banning, Banning, Banning, Banning, Banning, Banning, Banning...
That's why they call him...
...EM, dude.
Because he puts them to sleep.
Wait!
Your hand's behind your back.
No, not that he's not a prime minister, we gotta get our wedges.
It's almost freaking wedging time.
I almost opened this door. Let's see if it was trapped.
Nay.
Where else did I wedge?
Right here!
I wonder if there's a guy in China who's like,
man, is this guy hitting the L bracket every time?
I am, by the way.
Also that audio pop that just happened is in the game
Gamer keyboard. Oh, no, I got a regular 100% size keyboard dude
Look on my footsteps
Let me get some more I got
Get a mass of multiple buttons. I got that
All right, this is looking good. I feel like we killed a fair number of people downstairs
Jesus.
Wait.
I got shot three times.
Wait.
With a rail gun.
Wait.
Alright.
We're gonna move up.
We're gonna get shot by a cryptid that strafes the door.
Here we go.
I'm shift walking right now so my aim is better.
Which side are you coming?
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Wait, no one's coming.
That means there's no one over here.
There shall be no escape!
well the point man comes he comes for the and then comes normally
anyone in the sex corner
See that
Always triple check the fuck corner dude
Mayor's office closed very nice
Now, I want to say that guy was above us.
Bro, I actually just hallucinated.
Oh my god.
I'm missing a wedge. I don't know where the fourth one is.
Where the fuck is that green thing?
No target spotted?
Clear?
No one reacts to that, which is kind of alarming.
okay nevermind he reacted he's kind of sad about his dead friend
why does this happen that's that's not even the guy
It's just a good cover.
Okay, well I guess that guy's just gonna shoot his gun off forever now.
So fucking cool.
Do it again.
Enemies don't have infinite ammo, but they have a shit ton.
Well, hopefully that guy runs out of ammo. That would be fucking awesome.
But he's just being a noise terrorist right now, and not cool.
That is fucking green, dude!
I think it's a ammo.
I wish I could open the door inward.
Tyrion Clea!
Surprise!
Surprise!
Central Lobby.
Where the hell is he?
Oh wait, I know where he is.
He's gone.
No, he's not.
He's walking back and forth on the right.
You can barely see him.
Oh, I know where that is.
No, I don't. I lied.
XD.
I find a camera for this room to be extremely useful, but it seems we did not win the lottery
this time.
All righty.
Let's see what terrorist we got today.
Ooh, we got this terrorist right here.
Looking directly at the door.
Anido? Who else we got?
Ooh, we got pedestal terrorist as well? Cool, cool.
Now, how do we approach this?
three hot guys
I'll go for it.
How did that door open?
I left it open. No I didn't. Oh no. Am I good? I accidentally hit one again.
Checking in, don't know if they're here.
Big freakin' deal.
We know that they can only come from over here, not from up there, because that door's trapped.
These motherfuckers are everywhere!
What do we do?
Are there more levels after this one?
It's more about the levels we made along the way.
You know what I mean?
I think I closed this door.
Do we run for it?
I don't think so. Suspect is deceased.
This is fucked, this is so fucked.
The guys are running through ghouls man! They're cryptids!
No swearing!
I think I ran.
Dude, this guy is sprinting!
We've got one big tunnel, let's go back.
Now, I'm not sure if this is the same guy that we saw on the camera run over there.
What was the other guy? I think it might be the same guy.
Where's this guy?
No way he's up against the wall, right?
Save the part of the bridge.
Connect to the platform.
Suspect down.
hi
imagine if this is trapped and I opened it
and
unfortunate
I didn't have a good angle on this guy
I think we're down this floor there's a lot of chaos and it's time to bring order to
whether I'm ready or not.
How come they don't make doors out of like titanium, dude?
They don't make this game a lot of booking easier.
Okay, let's reclaim our wedges.
We've made it. We've made it, sir.
How come I don't make a noise?
Don't worry ma'am, you're safe now.
I'm doing what you said!
This is protocol.
I thought the police would never make it.
Etric in the park. Civilian is in custody, requesting escort.
**** invisible wall, dude.
But that was a good smoke on that guy though.
The only thing you smoke is made it easy.
Ewww.
I do not believe there is another guy down here.
I'm speaking with mild confidence right now.
I mean, that sounds like it's above us, but let's wedge this real quick.
We got where is this guy?
Corner.
Do not do both.
The scene will turn us on.
The name was the clone, called Ash, but the scene almost went away.
you