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Welcome in."}, {"start": 557.6, "end": 565.6, "text": " Do-do-do-do-do-do-do!"}, {"start": 565.6, "end": 567.6, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 567.6, "end": 576.2, "text": " Remember when we made comments about Umumusume being a game for pedophiles?"}, {"start": 576.2, "end": 578.4, "text": " I did not say it was a game for pedophiles."}, {"start": 578.4, "end": 581.48, "text": " It's that it was a game about grooming children."}, {"start": 581.48, "end": 583.48, "text": " Which it is."}, {"start": 583.48, "end": 584.48, "text": " Technically."}, {"start": 584.48, "end": 586.48, "text": " I'm sorry that I offended you."}, {"start": 586.48, "end": 588.48, "text": " Watch my back, disarm him."}, {"start": 588.48, "end": 590.48, "text": " Disarm him."}, {"start": 593.48, "end": 595.48, "text": " Technically true."}, {"start": 595.48, "end": 597.48, "text": " I'm gonna kill you."}, {"start": 600.48, "end": 603.48, "text": " Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow."}, {"start": 604.48, "end": 607.48, "text": " I got a piece of chicken stuck in my teeth, bro."}, {"start": 610.48, "end": 612.48, "text": " Get that shit out of there, dude."}, {"start": 614.48, "end": 626.48, "text": " Suck it out."}, {"start": 626.48, "end": 636.58, "text": " You know, if you squint your ears and hear him say static, it kind of sounds like stank."}, {"start": 636.58, "end": 637.58, "text": " And that's cool."}, {"start": 637.58, "end": 639.58, "text": " Are you a move?"}, {"start": 645.26, "end": 647.26, "text": " Surely you've lost daily."}, {"start": 649.1, "end": 650.1, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 651.34, "end": 653.34, "text": " Yeah, I do that."}, {"start": 667.58, "end": 677.58, "text": " Anyone's gum straight up bleeding right now?"}, {"start": 677.58, "end": 690.82, "text": " Mine are not bleeding."}, {"start": 690.82, "end": 691.82, "text": " Gum worms."}, {"start": 691.82, "end": 694.5400000000001, "text": " Ooh, I learned about those yesterday."}, {"start": 694.54, "end": 704.54, "text": " Who years had gum worms?"}, {"start": 704.54, "end": 710.2199999999999, "text": " No not gummy worms, I mean the worms that crawl in your gums."}, {"start": 710.2199999999999, "end": 716.78, "text": " Very different."}, {"start": 716.78, "end": 721.54, "text": " The tip of your tongue has been painfully tingling for a week straight?"}, {"start": 721.54, "end": 725.8199999999999, "text": " I'm gonna have a heart attack big man"}, {"start": 732.14, "end": 735.48, "text": " Like I said quit vaping chatter and try to get this piece of chicken out of my"}, {"start": 740.74, "end": 746.38, "text": " Chicken guards get the chicken sound effect from Tekken for some take a three"}, {"start": 746.38, "end": 750.38, "text": " Chicken."}, {"start": 750.38, "end": 754.38, "text": " Chicken."}, {"start": 754.38, "end": 758.38, "text": " It will be a wonderful addition to your collection."}, {"start": 758.38, "end": 762.38, "text": " Very relevant. All the time."}, {"start": 766.38, "end": 770.38, "text": " Chicken. Yay!"}, {"start": 770.38, "end": 774.38, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 774.38, "end": 777.38, "text": " That's fast."}, {"start": 777.38, "end": 781.38, "text": " I mean, we already had it."}, {"start": 781.38, "end": 792.38, "text": " Do you think they already had it?"}, {"start": 792.38, "end": 811.78, "text": " Well, let's actually check with our wand."}, {"start": 811.78, "end": 813.78, "text": " I've almost sucked the chicken out."}, {"start": 813.78, "end": 816.78, "text": " Wait, I did."}, {"start": 816.78, "end": 817.78, "text": " GZ."}, {"start": 817.78, "end": 827.9399999999999, "text": " Today of the day, I hope they keep doing that than yeah, that was awesome, he not even"}, {"start": 827.94, "end": 829.94, "text": " Some rags of the flashlight."}, {"start": 841.3800000000001, "end": 843.3800000000001, "text": " Chicken."}, {"start": 847.46, "end": 849.46, "text": " Any bad guys?"}, {"start": 854.5, "end": 855.62, "text": " Chicken."}, {"start": 855.62, "end": 858.0600000000001, "text": " Chicken. Chicken."}, {"start": 860.26, "end": 862.7, "text": " I'm writing a backstory for my new tabletop character right now."}, {"start": 862.7, "end": 866.42, "text": " I need a name for Fat Human Mage, one of my NPCs."}, {"start": 885.62, "end": 889.62, "text": " Leewooglor, that's the name of the the fat human wizard that"}, {"start": 891.62, "end": 895.94, "text": " is training my kid in our little D&D game."}, {"start": 899.78, "end": 904.66, "text": " Lord player? That's a good one. I feel like lords a little too on the nose though."}, {"start": 904.66, "end": 924.42, "text": " Bumbus McGillicuddy. That's a good one. That's a good one."}, {"start": 924.4200000000001, "end": 928.5400000000001, "text": " Bumbus McGillicuddy that's actually awesome"}, {"start": 933.0600000000001, "end": 935.5000000000001, "text": " Gem alarm you mean Gem alerts"}, {"start": 938.0600000000001, "end": 940.0600000000001, "text": " Gem alert"}, {"start": 946.46, "end": 950.82, "text": " Did I disarm this hmm"}, {"start": 954.4200000000001, "end": 956.7800000000001, "text": " Keep talking about this. You're walking in I"}, {"start": 958.5200000000001, "end": 963.98, "text": " Think that chatter is mocking me because I'm actually losing focus the more I think about bumbus McGillicuddy"}, {"start": 967.0600000000001, "end": 969.0600000000001, "text": " And he knows it"}, {"start": 973.82, "end": 975.82, "text": " He's trying to distract me dude"}, {"start": 984.4200000000001, "end": 1010.9200000000001, "text": " Hmm, I wonder why they're coughing up there, I'm sure it's nothing."}, {"start": 1010.9200000000001, "end": 1022.4000000000001, "text": " quiet. I really don't like that door being open, but... and she's on her hands on these."}, {"start": 1022.4, "end": 1023.6, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 1031.72, "end": 1032.22, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 1034.16, "end": 1034.66, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1036.16, "end": 1036.66, "text": " Hehehehe."}, {"start": 1037.84, "end": 1041.12, "text": " Yes I am! Yes I am! How come they said that?"}, {"start": 1046.24, "end": 1046.8799999999999, "text": " Copy break."}, {"start": 1052.4, "end": 1066.3200000000002, "text": " What's in the mud?"}, {"start": 1066.3200000000002, "end": 1070.68, "text": " Coffee?"}, {"start": 1070.68, "end": 1077.68, "text": " Coffee too?"}, {"start": 1077.68, "end": 1084.68, "text": " Hmm, oh no."}, {"start": 1107.68, "end": 1119.96, "text": " the"}, {"start": 1120.96, "end": 1122.96, "text": " You have to stop them!"}, {"start": 1122.96, "end": 1125.96, "text": " Entertainment Park, once the building detains you."}, {"start": 1179.96, "end": 1183.8, "text": " yellow stop the crypto from running around?"}, {"start": 1183.8, "end": 1192.28, "text": " Does that work? I've just been trying to out-reaction time him."}, {"start": 1199.72, "end": 1205.0, "text": " It seems like he stopped, but we don't know that."}, {"start": 1205.0, "end": 1205.96, "text": " Hands up!"}, {"start": 1208.68, "end": 1210.2, "text": " She tried putting her hands up."}, {"start": 1220.68, "end": 1222.28, "text": " Put your fucking hands up!"}, {"start": 1223.48, "end": 1224.84, "text": " Stay down and shut up!"}, {"start": 1225.0, "end": 1226.28, "text": " Oh, shit!"}, {"start": 1228.92, "end": 1230.76, "text": " You ain't gotta sit on me!"}, {"start": 1235.0, "end": 1242.0, "text": " where I ate too much food man holy shit"}, {"start": 1265.0, "end": 1274.44, "text": " not good not good where is this guy"}, {"start": 1295.0, "end": 1305.88, "text": " Well, we got to close one of these doors."}, {"start": 1305.88, "end": 1307.88, "text": " He fucking teleported."}, {"start": 1307.88, "end": 1309.88, "text": " Get down you fucking cops!"}, {"start": 1309.88, "end": 1311.88, "text": " Down in your knees!"}, {"start": 1311.88, "end": 1313.88, "text": " Down in the ground!"}, {"start": 1313.88, "end": 1315.88, "text": " Drop dead!"}, {"start": 1315.88, "end": 1317.88, "text": " Out go!"}, {"start": 1317.88, "end": 1319.88, "text": " Stay calm."}, {"start": 1319.88, "end": 1321.88, "text": " Down in the ground."}, {"start": 1321.88, "end": 1323.88, "text": " He teleported!"}, {"start": 1323.88, "end": 1353.2800000000002, "text": " I'm gonna show you guys what happened cuz some of you guys probably missed it"}, {"start": 1353.28, "end": 1355.28, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1380.6399999999999, "end": 1383.1399999999999, "text": " This is insane i'm doing what you say"}, {"start": 1383.28, "end": 1385.28, "text": " They didn't leave the CCTVs unattended"}, {"start": 1385.68, "end": 1393.24, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed the system still running either they left it on or someone turned it back on to monitor us"}, {"start": 1398.8, "end": 1400.8, "text": " He oh"}, {"start": 1402.8, "end": 1404.8, "text": " Stay here stay calm"}, {"start": 1405.56, "end": 1409.8799999999999, "text": " This is gonna make a hell of a story moment to talk. We have a civilian in our custody"}, {"start": 1409.88, "end": 1411.88, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 1411.88, "end": 1416.88, "text": " We got made!"}, {"start": 1416.88, "end": 1421.88, "text": " Stay down and shut up."}, {"start": 1421.88, "end": 1422.88, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 1422.88, "end": 1425.88, "text": " You ain't got shit on me."}, {"start": 1425.88, "end": 1427.88, "text": " You're gonna get me."}, {"start": 1427.88, "end": 1429.88, "text": " You're gonna get me."}, {"start": 1429.88, "end": 1431.88, "text": " You're gonna get me."}, {"start": 1431.88, "end": 1433.88, "text": " You're gonna get me."}, {"start": 1433.88, "end": 1435.88, "text": " You're gonna get me."}, {"start": 1435.88, "end": 1437.88, "text": " You're gonna get me."}, {"start": 1437.88, "end": 1439.88, "text": " You"}, {"start": 1467.88, "end": 1479.88, "text": " Can you at least get my recorders on my phone?"}, {"start": 1497.88, "end": 1500.88, "text": " Can you at least get my recorder someone talking?"}, {"start": 1527.88, "end": 1534.88, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 1534.88, "end": 1537.88, "text": " Idiot left me for dead."}, {"start": 1537.88, "end": 1544.88, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 1544.88, "end": 1551.88, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 1551.88, "end": 1572.6000000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1572.6000000000001, "end": 1598.6000000000001, "text": " Now look what it looks like from my perspective when I was..."}, {"start": 1598.6000000000001, "end": 1600.6000000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1628.6000000000001, "end": 1635.6000000000001, "text": " Jesus Christ!"}, {"start": 1652.3600000000001, "end": 1656.6000000000001, "text": " Blood actually dodged my bullet and instant ultra-insected."}, {"start": 1656.6000000000001, "end": 1659.6000000000001, "text": " Double Skull Emoji."}, {"start": 1665.6000000000001, "end": 1667.6000000000001, "text": " I heard you're pretty strong!"}, {"start": 1669.6000000000001, "end": 1672.6000000000001, "text": " Ain't trickin' Solver if I fix per seven."}, {"start": 1673.6000000000001, "end": 1675.6000000000001, "text": " I heard you're pretty strong."}, {"start": 1676.6000000000001, "end": 1678.6000000000001, "text": " Hey, it's me!"}, {"start": 1680.6000000000001, "end": 1681.6000000000001, "text": " Terrorist!"}, {"start": 1682.6000000000001, "end": 1684.6000000000001, "text": " Terrorist-chan!"}, {"start": 1685.6000000000001, "end": 1687.6000000000001, "text": " I wish I could look at myself in the mirror."}, {"start": 1688.6000000000001, "end": 1690.6000000000001, "text": " I heard you're pretty good."}, {"start": 1692.6000000000001, "end": 1693.6000000000001, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 1695.6000000000001, "end": 1698.6000000000001, "text": " That would have been a good one to get to the end on as well because..."}, {"start": 1699.6000000000001, "end": 1701.6000000000001, "text": " All three of the guys were lined up."}, {"start": 1702.6000000000001, "end": 1703.6000000000001, "text": " Boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 1705.6000000000001, "end": 1707.6000000000001, "text": " Into final room."}, {"start": 1710.6000000000001, "end": 1711.6000000000001, "text": " Boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 1714.6000000000001, "end": 1718.5200000000002, "text": " Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da"}, {"start": 1721.4800000000002, "end": 1725.0800000000002, "text": " Cameras are still active. We're likely being watched upon entry"}, {"start": 1728.0400000000002, "end": 1730.5200000000002, "text": " Ah there it is the This Team Chapel"}, {"start": 1734.68, "end": 1736.5200000000002, "text": " Weeeeear"}, {"start": 1736.52, "end": 1738.52, "text": " Up up up up up"}, {"start": 1744.8, "end": 1748.04, "text": " He's hurt the hard style remix up boom boom boom"}, {"start": 1755.12, "end": 1757.12, "text": " No"}, {"start": 1757.1200000000001, "end": 1772.1200000000001, "text": " Maybe this is it? I don't know. I have no idea. Yeah, it is."}, {"start": 1772.1200000000001, "end": 1779.5600000000002, "text": " Yeah look dude."}, {"start": 1779.5600000000002, "end": 1799.5200000000002, "text": " Oh an ironic banger."}, {"start": 1799.52, "end": 1801.52, "text": " I just"}, {"start": 1829.52, "end": 1836.52, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 1836.52, "end": 1844.52, "text": " Oh, they can't run this way."}, {"start": 1844.52, "end": 1849.52, "text": " That's nice."}, {"start": 1849.52, "end": 1856.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1856.52, "end": 1865.52, "text": " the"}, {"start": 1865.52, "end": 1867.52, "text": " death"}, {"start": 1867.52, "end": 1870.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1870.52, "end": 1878.52, "text": " death"}, {"start": 1908.52, "end": 1917.96, "text": " I wonder what that sound effect is."}, {"start": 1917.96, "end": 1919.96, "text": " What's it called?"}, {"start": 1919.96, "end": 1920.96, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 1920.96, "end": 1921.96, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1921.96, "end": 1933.96, "text": " Didn't mean to pull this out, so..."}, {"start": 1933.96, "end": 1934.96, "text": " Get out of there!"}, {"start": 1948.46, "end": 1949.46, "text": " Put your hands up!"}, {"start": 1949.46, "end": 1950.46, "text": " I don't want to die!"}, {"start": 1963.96, "end": 1992.28, "text": " I'm not sure if it's the first time I've seen a"}, {"start": 1992.28, "end": 2005.48, "text": " You shut up man."}, {"start": 2005.48, "end": 2009.8799999999999, "text": " Bup bup bup bup."}, {"start": 2009.8799999999999, "end": 2013.68, "text": " First, in the eZamperini, they super shove it."}, {"start": 2013.68, "end": 2016.68, "text": " Or Zamperini."}, {"start": 2016.68, "end": 2021.68, "text": " That's how I actually get so fucking hard dude holy shit."}, {"start": 2021.68, "end": 2032.68, "text": " I think you got a headache from that music?"}, {"start": 2032.68, "end": 2034.68, "text": " Alright, Unk."}, {"start": 2034.68, "end": 2037.68, "text": " Unk actually couldn't find the volume slider."}, {"start": 2037.68, "end": 2039.68, "text": " Double skull emoji."}, {"start": 2039.68, "end": 2041.68, "text": " Tell them what your gun and damn needs."}, {"start": 2041.68, "end": 2043.68, "text": " How about your head?"}, {"start": 2043.68, "end": 2045.68, "text": " Nice try!"}, {"start": 2049.6800000000003, "end": 2052.6800000000003, "text": " No! No volume slider!"}, {"start": 2055.6800000000003, "end": 2056.6800000000003, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2062.6800000000003, "end": 2064.6800000000003, "text": " Um, okay."}, {"start": 2073.68, "end": 2076.8799999999997, "text": " And we killed that guy. He did"}, {"start": 2079.68, "end": 2082.64, "text": " Take better care of your teeth done man"}, {"start": 2090.96, "end": 2094.56, "text": " Says you I got tiny teeth there easy to take care"}, {"start": 2094.56, "end": 2112.0, "text": " One more time fellows, I made that chatter up by the way."}, {"start": 2112.0, "end": 2117.0, "text": " I'm taking it. You're the only son of a bitch."}, {"start": 2117.0, "end": 2118.0, "text": " Hands up! Do it!"}, {"start": 2122.0, "end": 2125.0, "text": " Alonso Doc, suspect is deceased, requesting tribulations."}, {"start": 2128.0, "end": 2131.0, "text": " Leave the doc. Suspect down, requesting terms."}, {"start": 2134.0, "end": 2137.0, "text": " The gloving firewood is all that's in here."}, {"start": 2142.0, "end": 2144.0, "text": " one"}, {"start": 2144.0, "end": 2146.0, "text": " point"}, {"start": 2172.0, "end": 2179.84, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2179.84, "end": 2181.84, "text": " ground"}, {"start": 2205.84, "end": 2207.84, "text": " I'm gonna hurt him in here"}, {"start": 2239.84, "end": 2241.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2269.84, "end": 2280.08, "text": " one suspect down at the spot"}, {"start": 2280.08, "end": 2291.6000000000004, "text": " where are they...that's coming from upstairs"}, {"start": 2291.6, "end": 2298.6, "text": " Prepare the altar."}, {"start": 2298.6, "end": 2313.6, "text": " Bop bop bop bop."}, {"start": 2313.6, "end": 2320.6, "text": " Where's the bitch?"}, {"start": 2320.6, "end": 2322.6, "text": " Where's the bitch?"}, {"start": 2323.7999999999997, "end": 2325.7999999999997, "text": " Round him."}, {"start": 2327.2999999999997, "end": 2329.2999999999997, "text": " There's two guys!"}, {"start": 2331.7999999999997, "end": 2333.7999999999997, "text": " They're wrapping us for blood!"}, {"start": 2338.4, "end": 2340.4, "text": " I kill one of them."}, {"start": 2343.2999999999997, "end": 2346.2999999999997, "text": " So those guys were in Breeds Protocol upstairs."}, {"start": 2346.3, "end": 2351.02, "text": " That's what that last flashbang was, but then they came all the way fucking down, dude."}, {"start": 2351.02, "end": 2352.86, "text": " I've never seen that."}, {"start": 2352.86, "end": 2355.26, "text": " They got aggroed from up floor below, dude."}, {"start": 2367.46, "end": 2367.96, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 2374.9, "end": 2375.4, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 2376.3, "end": 2383.3, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 2383.3, "end": 2392.3, "text": " How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 2392.3, "end": 2394.3, "text": " They haven't cut the feet"}, {"start": 2422.3, "end": 2432.3, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2432.3, "end": 2452.3, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2452.3, "end": 2453.3, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2463.3, "end": 2465.3, "text": " Oh, boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 2467.3, "end": 2469.3, "text": " That should such a- so catchy, dude."}, {"start": 2482.3, "end": 2488.26, "text": " Should I do this now?"}, {"start": 2488.26, "end": 2490.42, "text": " Am I doing this?"}, {"start": 2490.42, "end": 2507.42, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2507.42, "end": 2508.7200000000003, "text": " I can get a new one, guys."}, {"start": 2512.52, "end": 2513.92, "text": " Hey, let me bandage, I'm dying."}, {"start": 2524.32, "end": 2526.32, "text": " BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!"}, {"start": 2529.02, "end": 2530.92, "text": " We-we have a little-we like that little fun."}, {"start": 2530.92, "end": 2531.92, "text": " We like that little fun."}, {"start": 2531.92, "end": 2538.92, "text": " You know I had to swag on him, hip-fire style."}, {"start": 2538.92, "end": 2545.84, "text": " Ribbon, do you know what I think?"}, {"start": 2545.84, "end": 2547.56, "text": " You play boom, boom, boom again?"}, {"start": 2547.56, "end": 2550.16, "text": " I don't know, three times in ten minutes?"}, {"start": 2550.16, "end": 2552.16, "text": " That seems like a lot."}, {"start": 2552.16, "end": 2555.16, "text": " Meow, meow, meow, meow."}, {"start": 2555.16, "end": 2558.16, "text": " I don't believe the CCTV's not attended."}, {"start": 2558.16, "end": 2561.16, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut their feet."}, {"start": 2561.16, "end": 2575.7999999999997, "text": " It seems like the autistic I'm out."}, {"start": 2575.7999999999997, "end": 2578.16, "text": " I want you in my room."}, {"start": 2578.16, "end": 2582.44, "text": " I'm by the Goosebumps opening trap remix."}, {"start": 2582.44, "end": 2587.8399999999997, "text": " Sorry guys, if we're gonna listen to any music, it's gonna be boom, boom, boom remix."}, {"start": 2587.84, "end": 2603.88, "text": " but it's on cooldown you don't want to overindulge"}, {"start": 2617.84, "end": 2622.84, "text": " Play Lil' B."}, {"start": 2622.84, "end": 2625.84, "text": " Trap God 2?"}, {"start": 2625.84, "end": 2628.84, "text": " Or was that Gucci Mane?"}, {"start": 2628.84, "end": 2630.84, "text": " Was that Poke Mane?"}, {"start": 2636.84, "end": 2639.84, "text": " Can we get some Bass Hunter?"}, {"start": 2641.84, "end": 2644.84, "text": " Uh, I mean I only know the Dota song."}, {"start": 2647.84, "end": 2658.84, "text": " So I can't still tell you to stop rushing on every death."}, {"start": 2658.84, "end": 2659.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2659.84, "end": 2663.84, "text": " Yeah, he's still doing that."}, {"start": 2663.84, "end": 2668.48, "text": " It's a good reminder, dude."}, {"start": 2668.48, "end": 2672.48, "text": " It's a good reminder."}, {"start": 2672.48, "end": 2676.6800000000003, "text": " Get out."}, {"start": 2676.68, "end": 2703.08, "text": " Shut up, enjoy the poop smell in the bathroom."}, {"start": 2703.08, "end": 2713.04, "text": " Yeah, I heard them say get ready and shit."}, {"start": 2713.04, "end": 2715.36, "text": " Do you know the definition of insanity?"}, {"start": 2715.36, "end": 2720.52, "text": " No, I guess my fellow Redditor, I'm quite familiar."}, {"start": 2720.52, "end": 2728.36, "text": " Let it, let it say I'm quite familiar with the concept of, the definition of insanity."}, {"start": 2728.36, "end": 2731.36, "text": " You... you have to handle it."}, {"start": 2738.36, "end": 2742.36, "text": " Mayhaps you are the only person to have heard of it recently."}, {"start": 2744.36, "end": 2746.36, "text": " Well, I'm gonna kill you now."}, {"start": 2755.36, "end": 2757.36, "text": " Redditor!"}, {"start": 2758.36, "end": 2766.36, "text": " Do you presume to inform me of the definition of insanity?"}, {"start": 2773.36, "end": 2776.36, "text": " You believe you can teach me?"}, {"start": 2788.36, "end": 2795.36, "text": " We're gonna get you out of here!"}, {"start": 2795.36, "end": 2798.36, "text": " The definition of insanity!"}, {"start": 2798.36, "end": 2800.36, "text": " It's gonna be the worst dream ever!"}, {"start": 2800.36, "end": 2803.36, "text": " Let it wobbly control my mind!"}, {"start": 2803.36, "end": 2806.36, "text": " And yet I overcame it!"}, {"start": 2806.36, "end": 2813.36, "text": " Will you say the same?"}, {"start": 2813.36, "end": 2817.36, "text": " That's a trap."}, {"start": 2817.36, "end": 2818.36, "text": " I'm trying to try."}, {"start": 2824.86, "end": 2826.36, "text": " Bullish cow song, please."}, {"start": 2826.36, "end": 2828.86, "text": " Hmm, that's not boom, boom, boom remix."}, {"start": 2829.86, "end": 2833.36, "text": " Which, as I recall, was the only song I said I would play right now."}, {"start": 2838.86, "end": 2840.86, "text": " Boop, boop, boop, boop."}, {"start": 2840.86, "end": 2849.86, "text": " Come on, I'mma dance."}, {"start": 2849.86, "end": 2850.86, "text": " Rock me on my dance."}, {"start": 2850.86, "end": 2851.86, "text": " I'mma dance, I'mma dance."}, {"start": 2851.86, "end": 2852.86, "text": " I'mma dance, I'mma dance."}, {"start": 2852.86, "end": 2853.86, "text": " I'mma dance, I'mma dance."}, {"start": 2853.86, "end": 2866.86, "text": " Dude, surely there's a non-Vebo version of this."}, {"start": 2866.86, "end": 2873.86, "text": " There's no version of this."}, {"start": 2885.46, "end": 2890.46, "text": " This one sucks."}, {"start": 2896.86, "end": 2914.3, "text": " What are you shooting at?"}, {"start": 2914.3, "end": 2940.26, "text": " It's in fucking French man, gross."}, {"start": 2940.26, "end": 2942.26, "text": " I'm just kidding, it's German."}, {"start": 2945.26, "end": 2947.26, "text": " It was a joke, lay funny joke."}, {"start": 2947.26, "end": 2950.26, "text": " American doesn't understand other languages."}, {"start": 2970.26, "end": 2982.9, "text": " I have to come to you for our safety."}, {"start": 2982.9, "end": 2985.1400000000003, "text": " Play the nightcore version."}, {"start": 2985.1400000000003, "end": 2987.6600000000003, "text": " You have some young men out cussing."}, {"start": 2987.66, "end": 2989.66, "text": " We have some young men on custody."}, {"start": 3009.66, "end": 3011.66, "text": " LFGDW!"}, {"start": 3011.66, "end": 3013.66, "text": " Are you taking it slow, all right?"}, {"start": 3013.66, "end": 3015.66, "text": " Don't move. Stay calm."}, {"start": 3015.66, "end": 3018.66, "text": " I was here for the presser!"}, {"start": 3018.66, "end": 3021.66, "text": " We need to talk. It's not going to be any company unscrupulous."}, {"start": 3021.66, "end": 3023.66, "text": " It's a suicide!"}, {"start": 3036.66, "end": 3039.66, "text": " I don't know, I honestly like the original more, I think."}, {"start": 3045.66, "end": 3055.18, "text": " Rockabeller Street Nightcore classic classic"}, {"start": 3055.18, "end": 3064.5, "text": " I did not want to do that"}, {"start": 3064.5, "end": 3091.5, "text": " I need some mongols."}, {"start": 3091.5, "end": 3092.7, "text": " Um, Chad?"}, {"start": 3095.9, "end": 3097.26, "text": " Ba-da-da-da-da!"}, {"start": 3097.82, "end": 3099.5, "text": " Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!"}, {"start": 3116.86, "end": 3119.5, "text": " Please, Doc. One suspect behind the bonz."}, {"start": 3211.5, "end": 3228.5, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3228.5, "end": 3238.5, "text": " the"}, {"start": 3238.5, "end": 3247.74, "text": " Last time we heard a flash moving from above, we got killed by the death squads, so I guess"}, {"start": 3247.74, "end": 3250.62, "text": " they decided not to come this time."}, {"start": 3250.62, "end": 3252.62, "text": " They're dafted."}, {"start": 3252.62, "end": 3258.18, "text": " Oh, this guy never even came in."}, {"start": 3258.18, "end": 3263.42, "text": " Rookie, you've exposed your Pazish?"}, {"start": 3263.42, "end": 3266.42, "text": " I called the position because I am tactic cool."}, {"start": 3279.82, "end": 3280.82, "text": " Nothing?"}, {"start": 3280.82, "end": 3297.82, "text": " Polish cow song? Yeah, but that sounds about like killing yourself and stuff. I don't want to kill myself."}, {"start": 3297.82, "end": 3309.6600000000003, "text": " Well, that was a guy's a pussy dude."}, {"start": 3309.6600000000003, "end": 3312.9, "text": " So you guys think it's a lay happy dancing cow?"}, {"start": 3312.9, "end": 3313.9, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3313.9, "end": 3330.2200000000003, "text": " What about overdosing on drugs?"}, {"start": 3330.2200000000003, "end": 3331.2200000000003, "text": " Clovicular?"}, {"start": 3331.2200000000003, "end": 3336.78, "text": " Clovicular world's first OD victim."}, {"start": 3336.78, "end": 3343.78, "text": " That's who you think of when you think of an OD is clavicular?"}, {"start": 3343.78, "end": 3348.78, "text": " The guy putting Chinese peptides in his forehead, dude."}, {"start": 3348.78, "end": 3357.78, "text": " Word?"}, {"start": 3357.78, "end": 3363.86, "text": " I think I think of any way it was who was the one that did the free base heroin with the hooker"}, {"start": 3368.98, "end": 3372.5, "text": " Bannin Bannin Bannin is comedian Eddie Murphy"}, {"start": 3378.98, "end": 3380.98, "text": " Now they've been now they'd be sitting in a room"}, {"start": 3382.7400000000002, "end": 3384.7400000000002, "text": " Getting jacked in the forehead or some shit"}, {"start": 3387.78, "end": 3394.42, "text": " What does freebase mean? It means injecting? Right? Isn't that when you like"}, {"start": 3394.42, "end": 3402.42, "text": " melt something and then inject it into you? No? Dude, I don't know. I never did it."}, {"start": 3402.42, "end": 3407.34, "text": " Is it like Coinbase? The one gambling website?"}, {"start": 3407.34, "end": 3426.58, "text": " Rebasement involves changing a drug into a different form, making it more potent than"}, {"start": 3426.58, "end": 3433.58, "text": " in its original form. And this! This is Heroin 2!"}, {"start": 3433.58, "end": 3462.58, "text": " Where is this guy?"}, {"start": 3462.58, "end": 3464.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3492.58, "end": 3508.7, "text": " Okay, anyone else trying to give away my position right now?"}, {"start": 3508.7, "end": 3511.74, "text": " Am I named to my prostate?"}, {"start": 3511.74, "end": 3512.74, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3512.7400000000002, "end": 3524.3, "text": " Yo, who here played John the Legends, dude?"}, {"start": 3524.3, "end": 3526.34, "text": " The Dark Legacy, dude."}, {"start": 3526.34, "end": 3530.6200000000003, "text": " Where are my gamers at?"}, {"start": 3530.62, "end": 3532.62, "text": " I'm not gonna be accustomed to you."}, {"start": 3541.46, "end": 3543.46, "text": " You're not supposed to be jerked off to the yellow wizard."}, {"start": 3545.22, "end": 3547.22, "text": " Yellow wizard needs food."}, {"start": 3548.3399999999997, "end": 3550.3399999999997, "text": " Yellow wizard needs cum."}, {"start": 3553.46, "end": 3555.46, "text": " You're starting trap."}, {"start": 3560.62, "end": 3571.42, "text": " you have found a room stone this bit so long is that like food is good"}, {"start": 3573.06, "end": 3582.18, "text": " just came my buddies back out playing for 12 hours yep and then 9-11 happened"}, {"start": 3582.18, "end": 3586.14, "text": " it's just not fucking fair man"}, {"start": 3590.62, "end": 3597.62, "text": " leggings"}, {"start": 3597.66, "end": 3599.62, "text": " means i played rutter"}, {"start": 3599.62, "end": 3601.62, "text": " buddy a cheka'll sponsored segment"}, {"start": 3612.62, "end": 3615.42, "text": " sins"}, {"start": 3615.42, "end": 3618.42, "text": " swarde river"}, {"start": 3620.62, "end": 3631.1, "text": " anything else you want to sell me hmm I turned down the Starforge deal that a"}, {"start": 3631.1, "end": 3635.94, "text": " could add a cool Starforge graphic on screen"}, {"start": 3635.94, "end": 3637.94, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3637.94, "end": 3639.94, "text": " It's just too obtrusive."}, {"start": 3657.94, "end": 3659.94, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 3665.94, "end": 3674.62, "text": " You're at Starforge's ass, is that true?"}, {"start": 3674.62, "end": 3677.34, "text": " Uh, I don't know."}, {"start": 3677.34, "end": 3680.78, "text": " I'm sure there's at least one Jenner and Chad who has a Starforge PC."}, {"start": 3680.78, "end": 3688.78, "text": " I'm sure they know."}, {"start": 3688.78, "end": 3700.5400000000004, "text": " Here at every Starforge PC comes out of Asmongles rotting teeth."}, {"start": 3700.5400000000004, "end": 3703.42, "text": " Nah, he abandoned the rotgrift."}, {"start": 3703.42, "end": 3706.02, "text": " He got his teeth fixed."}, {"start": 3706.02, "end": 3710.5800000000004, "text": " And by fixed I mean they're probably just fake teeth."}, {"start": 3710.5800000000004, "end": 3715.78, "text": " What are you doing there?"}, {"start": 3715.78, "end": 3716.78, "text": " Building yourself."}, {"start": 3716.78, "end": 3723.34, "text": " Dude, I need computer nerds to just get it through their thick fucking skulls, dude."}, {"start": 3723.34, "end": 3727.5400000000004, "text": " The average person does not want to put together their own fucking computer, dude."}, {"start": 3727.5400000000004, "end": 3728.5400000000004, "text": " They don't."}, {"start": 3728.5400000000004, "end": 3729.5400000000004, "text": " They don't."}, {"start": 3729.5400000000004, "end": 3730.5400000000004, "text": " They truly do not."}, {"start": 3730.5400000000004, "end": 3732.38, "text": " And I know it's easier than ever."}, {"start": 3732.38, "end": 3734.1800000000003, "text": " I know it's easier than ever, dude."}, {"start": 3734.1800000000003, "end": 3738.6200000000003, "text": " I know it is because I've seen the way that they were put together like 10 years ago,"}, {"start": 3738.6200000000003, "end": 3739.7000000000003, "text": " dude."}, {"start": 3739.7000000000003, "end": 3743.7400000000002, "text": " But even then, bro."}, {"start": 3743.7400000000002, "end": 3744.7400000000002, "text": " Is it even cheaper anymore?"}, {"start": 3744.7400000000002, "end": 3746.0000000000005, "text": " I mean, it probably is cheaper."}, {"start": 3752.88, "end": 3753.98, "text": " Boop-ee-dee-dee-dee."}, {"start": 3754.0400000000004, "end": 3756.2200000000003, "text": " Literally nothing has changed in the last 10 years."}, {"start": 3756.6200000000003, "end": 3758.0200000000004, "text": " Okay, 15 years. Sorry."}, {"start": 3758.44, "end": 3760.0800000000004, "text": " Is that better? You stupid fuckin' autos?"}, {"start": 3763.6800000000003, "end": 3764.84, "text": " Alarding English verb-"}, {"start": 3770.0000000000005, "end": 3772.42, "text": " Boop-ee-dee-dee, boop-ee-dee-dee."}, {"start": 3772.42, "end": 3774.42, "text": " But"}, {"start": 3778.7400000000002, "end": 3782.9, "text": " Prebuilds are cheaper than building your own now swear to God you're just gonna find the right deals"}, {"start": 3793.58, "end": 3795.58, "text": " That's what a chatter son, I mean"}, {"start": 3795.58, "end": 3801.06, "text": " Have I had any ready or not dreams?"}, {"start": 3801.06, "end": 3804.34, "text": " No, but I told you guys I've got door psychosis right now."}, {"start": 3804.34, "end": 3807.94, "text": " Every door I go through."}, {"start": 3807.94, "end": 3812.06, "text": " I'm kind of expecting to get blown up."}, {"start": 3812.06, "end": 3814.06, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3814.06, "end": 3824.14, "text": " Why don't you middle mouse to the sims to extract?"}, {"start": 3824.14, "end": 3826.14, "text": " You say you got it."}, {"start": 3826.14, "end": 3828.14, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 3828.14, "end": 3830.14, "text": " Let me see those hands!"}, {"start": 3830.14, "end": 3832.14, "text": " You a**hole!"}, {"start": 3832.14, "end": 3834.14, "text": " Get down!"}, {"start": 3834.14, "end": 3836.14, "text": " Once this act is done, I can run."}, {"start": 3840.14, "end": 3842.14, "text": " Oh, look at that. Call me in for a chance."}, {"start": 3842.14, "end": 3844.14, "text": " Down the top."}, {"start": 3844.14, "end": 3846.14, "text": " So for like those two guys, it's worth it, but like..."}, {"start": 3846.14, "end": 3848.14, "text": " I don't do it up here because I don't want them"}, {"start": 3848.14, "end": 3850.14, "text": " reopening doors I close."}, {"start": 3850.14, "end": 3857.14, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 3857.14, "end": 3868.14, "text": " We got penalized for shooting that guy."}, {"start": 3868.14, "end": 3875.14, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 3875.14, "end": 3888.8199999999997, "text": " Let's use the door's cover, smile."}, {"start": 3888.8199999999997, "end": 3903.46, "text": " Oh, I know where this guy is."}, {"start": 3903.46, "end": 3908.46, "text": " Sorry, man, we got a bell in there."}, {"start": 3924.46, "end": 3927.46, "text": " Not you, what?"}, {"start": 3927.46, "end": 3932.46, "text": " I mean, it wouldn't kind of hurt to kneel on the tile floor for like hours, but..."}, {"start": 3932.46, "end": 3934.46, "text": " With any luck, ma'am, we'll be out of here in five."}, {"start": 3935.46, "end": 3937.96, "text": " Because I'm gonna die, and then teleport to another dimension."}, {"start": 3945.46, "end": 3946.46, "text": " Who just opened the door?"}, {"start": 3958.46, "end": 3960.96, "text": " And am I? It would've been getting started that woman!"}, {"start": 3962.46, "end": 3992.34, "text": " I'll save you, man."}, {"start": 3992.34, "end": 3995.26, "text": " Me bad dudes in here?"}, {"start": 3995.26, "end": 3997.06, "text": " I think they would have aggroed."}, {"start": 3997.06, "end": 3998.46, "text": " You miss talk talking?"}, {"start": 3998.46, "end": 4000.1800000000003, "text": " Not me."}, {"start": 4000.1800000000003, "end": 4002.9, "text": " I hated that shit."}, {"start": 4002.9, "end": 4011.7400000000002, "text": " I gotta see this."}, {"start": 4011.7400000000002, "end": 4012.7400000000002, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 4012.7400000000002, "end": 4013.7400000000002, "text": " Ewie."}, {"start": 4013.7400000000002, "end": 4014.7400000000002, "text": " Ewie."}, {"start": 4014.7400000000002, "end": 4015.7400000000002, "text": " Ewie."}, {"start": 4015.7400000000002, "end": 4016.7400000000002, "text": " Ewie."}, {"start": 4016.7400000000002, "end": 4017.7400000000002, "text": " Ewie."}, {"start": 4017.7400000000002, "end": 4018.7400000000002, "text": " Oh, son."}, {"start": 4018.7400000000002, "end": 4019.7400000000002, "text": " It's more like spit."}, {"start": 4019.7400000000002, "end": 4020.7400000000002, "text": " There's a guy in here, by the way."}, {"start": 4020.7400000000002, "end": 4021.7400000000002, "text": " I heard him through the wall."}, {"start": 4021.7400000000002, "end": 4022.7400000000002, "text": " Grumbling."}, {"start": 4022.7400000000002, "end": 4023.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa?"}, {"start": 4023.7400000000002, "end": 4024.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 4024.7400000000002, "end": 4025.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 4025.7400000000002, "end": 4026.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 4026.7400000000002, "end": 4027.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 4027.7400000000002, "end": 4028.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 4028.7400000000002, "end": 4029.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 4029.7400000000002, "end": 4030.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 4030.7400000000002, "end": 4031.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 4031.7400000000002, "end": 4032.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 4032.7400000000002, "end": 4033.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 4033.7400000000002, "end": 4034.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 4034.7400000000002, "end": 4035.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 4035.7400000000002, "end": 4036.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 4036.7400000000002, "end": 4037.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 4037.7400000000002, "end": 4038.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 4038.7400000000002, "end": 4039.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 4039.7400000000002, "end": 4040.7400000000002, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 4040.7400000000002, "end": 4047.34, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 4047.34, "end": 4051.94, "text": " My point man senses have a... a train."}, {"start": 4051.94, "end": 4062.3, "text": " Since you love this game so much you should play a game called Operator?"}, {"start": 4062.3, "end": 4063.3, "text": " Hmm, yeah."}, {"start": 4063.3, "end": 4069.94, "text": " Maybe immediately after the 60 hours that I was stuck on one level of a game like this"}, {"start": 4069.94, "end": 4075.46, "text": " I should play another game like this immediately afterwards. That's a good idea. Sounds like fun."}, {"start": 4075.46, "end": 4077.46, "text": " It sounds like fun."}, {"start": 4098.42, "end": 4102.42, "text": " Try yelling the encounter or crept it? Yeah, we're gonna be trying that."}, {"start": 4102.42, "end": 4104.42, "text": " Someone reminded us earlier."}, {"start": 4105.46, "end": 4115.7, "text": " The chatter said definitely said to play it right after, by the way."}, {"start": 4115.7, "end": 4117.22, "text": " I didn't read the full message."}, {"start": 4117.22, "end": 4120.3, "text": " Watch my back, disarm me."}, {"start": 4120.3, "end": 4127.82, "text": " I can't help but feel like you're being a little sarcastic there, buddy."}, {"start": 4127.82, "end": 4133.22, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 4133.22, "end": 4134.22, "text": " Have a seat."}, {"start": 4134.22, "end": 4136.22, "text": " Fuck. Suspect killed."}, {"start": 4141.62, "end": 4143.62, "text": " Archive, you think you're taking a million subs?"}, {"start": 4144.820000000001, "end": 4146.02, "text": " Is that cool, huh?"}, {"start": 4152.92, "end": 4154.42, "text": " Mm-mm-mm-mm!"}, {"start": 4156.12, "end": 4158.320000000001, "text": " Is the AI hearing any reports on the radio?"}, {"start": 4158.820000000001, "end": 4161.820000000001, "text": " Oi, do not fucking know, my."}, {"start": 4162.12, "end": 4164.12, "text": " What truly do not know?"}, {"start": 4164.22, "end": 4166.22, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 4168.22, "end": 4171.22, "text": " I simply doth not know."}, {"start": 4172.22, "end": 4173.22, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 4174.22, "end": 4175.22, "text": " Excuse me, ma'am."}, {"start": 4178.22, "end": 4179.22, "text": " Kneeling the blood."}, {"start": 4188.22, "end": 4189.22, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 4192.22, "end": 4193.22, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 4194.22, "end": 4200.34, "text": " You only hit her because she's a woman?"}, {"start": 4200.34, "end": 4204.7, "text": " No, I hit her because it makes her get on the ground silently, as opposed to screaming"}, {"start": 4204.7, "end": 4205.7, "text": " at her."}, {"start": 4205.7, "end": 4208.62, "text": " This is a gruesome sight."}, {"start": 4208.62, "end": 4213.860000000001, "text": " Boop, boop, boop, boop."}, {"start": 4213.860000000001, "end": 4217.66, "text": " This is some shit that like, would have been in a gaming magazine in the early 2000s, but"}, {"start": 4217.66, "end": 4220.46, "text": " like, the realistic gore."}, {"start": 4220.46, "end": 4238.82, "text": " Any bad dude in here?"}, {"start": 4238.82, "end": 4240.66, "text": " Good bit big M?"}, {"start": 4240.66, "end": 4242.86, "text": " It's not a bit."}, {"start": 4242.86, "end": 4246.46, "text": " That wasn't a bit."}, {"start": 4246.46, "end": 4249.0, "text": " I'm getting a bit peeved off, though."}, {"start": 4253.38, "end": 4255.04, "text": " I'm getting a little peever-y-node."}, {"start": 4258.66, "end": 4261.38, "text": " Sriracha Sandex for seven."}, {"start": 4261.38, "end": 4263.92, "text": " And Tracemalex for seven, and Makosix for seven."}, {"start": 4271.34, "end": 4272.66, "text": " It's so impractical."}, {"start": 4272.66, "end": 4275.3, "text": " It's so impractical, dude, okay?"}, {"start": 4275.3, "end": 4281.22, "text": " They shred the paper, and then they put plastic around it to transport it."}, {"start": 4281.22, "end": 4286.58, "text": " Like shouldn't they just have a machine that like vaporizes that shit as it's being shredded?"}, {"start": 4286.58, "end": 4290.5, "text": " What's up with that?"}, {"start": 4290.5, "end": 4291.5, "text": " Fire?"}, {"start": 4291.5, "end": 4297.820000000001, "text": " No, we need something more powerful than fire."}, {"start": 4297.820000000001, "end": 4300.820000000001, "text": " Fire 2."}, {"start": 4300.82, "end": 4318.82, "text": " Do-do-do-do. Fire too. Free-based fire."}, {"start": 4318.82, "end": 4327.219999999999, "text": " Today I learned what free-basing is. I always thought I was just injecting. Like lighting"}, {"start": 4327.22, "end": 4353.360000000001, "text": " it up on a spoon and then shooting it up. Uh oh. Tee. Doo doo doo doo. Richard Pryor"}, {"start": 4353.36, "end": 4363.04, "text": " caught himself on fire when free-basin. That's so base. He's fire maxing."}, {"start": 4363.04, "end": 4378.96, "text": " Hmm girl, we're in up."}, {"start": 4378.96, "end": 4379.96, "text": " Ammo check."}, {"start": 4379.96, "end": 4381.96, "text": " Hmm, only half."}, {"start": 4381.96, "end": 4382.96, "text": " Reloading!"}, {"start": 4382.96, "end": 4389.48, "text": " Wait, why did he drop it on the ground?"}, {"start": 4389.48, "end": 4390.48, "text": " Why did he keep it?"}, {"start": 4390.48, "end": 4392.48, "text": " What did I do to make that happen?"}, {"start": 4392.4800000000005, "end": 4401.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, I double tapped."}, {"start": 4401.4800000000005, "end": 4410.4800000000005, "text": " Boy, did not know that I'm fucking dead."}, {"start": 4410.4800000000005, "end": 4412.4800000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4424.14, "end": 4428.4800000000005, "text": " Fucky bitch you shot me from behind the bush"}, {"start": 4430.360000000001, "end": 4433.6, "text": " Fix your mic. Yeah, I got bad news man. I"}, {"start": 4433.6, "end": 4437.400000000001, "text": " I... um... I hate you."}, {"start": 4437.400000000001, "end": 4441.240000000001, "text": " Janadian, thanks for 7. Appreciate that 73 months."}, {"start": 4442.58, "end": 4444.8, "text": " Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 4444.8, "end": 4446.9400000000005, "text": " Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba."}, {"start": 4448.700000000001, "end": 4450.400000000001, "text": " Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do."}, {"start": 4450.400000000001, "end": 4452.400000000001, "text": " You a grassy and old believer?"}, {"start": 4452.96, "end": 4455.84, "text": " I believe whatever the government tells me to believe."}, {"start": 4455.84, "end": 4460.84, "text": " Second gunman."}, {"start": 4460.84, "end": 4465.84, "text": " Second gunman."}, {"start": 4465.84, "end": 4470.84, "text": " Second gunman."}, {"start": 4470.84, "end": 4475.84, "text": " Second gunman."}, {"start": 4475.84, "end": 4480.84, "text": " Your grassy bull-believer, Weaver."}, {"start": 4480.84, "end": 4494.8, "text": " Is it Weeper?"}, {"start": 4494.8, "end": 4496.2, "text": " Zaza Bird."}, {"start": 4496.2, "end": 4499.52, "text": " No one calls it Zaza."}, {"start": 4499.52, "end": 4505.52, "text": " Ever played Master Chief Collection?"}, {"start": 4505.52, "end": 4506.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4506.52, "end": 4517.52, "text": " call it a perp skirt. Perp skirt? What's up?"}, {"start": 4517.52, "end": 4535.040000000001, "text": " Alright. Is that a guy in EU thing? I certainly hope not. I'm pretty sure he gets sentenced"}, {"start": 4535.04, "end": 4539.04, "text": " What's the death that we spoke with in the years?"}, {"start": 4539.04, "end": 4543.04, "text": " They should have like a more hardcore name for it."}, {"start": 4543.04, "end": 4545.04, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 4545.04, "end": 4547.04, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 4557.04, "end": 4561.04, "text": " They should call it like the obliterator."}, {"start": 4561.04, "end": 4564.04, "text": " You want to smoke some Oblity later, man?"}, {"start": 4568.04, "end": 4571.04, "text": " Get the Baldy's catchers, it'll be in the game, team!"}, {"start": 4578.04, "end": 4580.04, "text": " You love the UK, love the EU?"}, {"start": 4580.04, "end": 4583.04, "text": " Dude, I don't think about them, okay?"}, {"start": 4583.04, "end": 4587.04, "text": " In my mind, Palace, they're still with the UK."}, {"start": 4587.04, "end": 4593.68, "text": " All right, then that's good enough for me."}, {"start": 4593.68, "end": 4596.68, "text": " I do not care."}, {"start": 4596.68, "end": 4609.88, "text": " I just got people screaming and running around, so that's cool."}, {"start": 4609.88, "end": 4614.2, "text": " your knees keep your hands up, hands up above your head get dead out of my hands stop running around"}, {"start": 4628.28, "end": 4629.16, "text": " what do we do here boys"}, {"start": 4634.4400000000005, "end": 4635.88, "text": " let's save the lady in the bathroom"}, {"start": 4635.88, "end": 4642.6, "text": " Okay, where the hell is she?"}, {"start": 4642.6, "end": 4647.56, "text": " I'm hearing scared to breathe."}, {"start": 4647.56, "end": 4659.64, "text": " Lemarius, thanks for 7."}, {"start": 4659.64, "end": 4664.64, "text": " Don't do that."}, {"start": 4664.64, "end": 4692.4800000000005, "text": " I heard them say post up again, but I don't think they come"}, {"start": 4692.4800000000005, "end": 4697.4800000000005, "text": " Which Mount Rushmorehead is your favorite?"}, {"start": 4697.4800000000005, "end": 4710.740000000001, "text": " I don't really believe in idol worship, so I don't really make it a point to memorize the"}, {"start": 4710.74, "end": 4713.74, "text": " He heads on your silly little mountain statue, okay?"}, {"start": 4713.74, "end": 4714.74, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 4714.74, "end": 4726.74, "text": " You don't have a single one, do you?"}, {"start": 4726.74, "end": 4734.74, "text": " Hey, Blinkin."}, {"start": 4734.74, "end": 4735.74, "text": " Goku."}, {"start": 4735.74, "end": 4737.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4749.5, "end": 4751.5, "text": " Stay here"}, {"start": 4755.3, "end": 4757.3, "text": " Cut and bring the trailers"}, {"start": 4759.0199999999995, "end": 4761.0199999999995, "text": " Or even"}, {"start": 4761.02, "end": 4763.02, "text": " Blah, blah, blah, blah."}, {"start": 4763.02, "end": 4765.02, "text": " Move the exit."}, {"start": 4765.02, "end": 4769.02, "text": " Yep, I'm talking to you from all the way across the map. You should go to the exit, smile."}, {"start": 4771.02, "end": 4776.02, "text": " But you gotta go all the way this way, cause I wedged all the doors!"}, {"start": 4776.02, "end": 4778.02, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 4779.02, "end": 4781.02, "text": " Heeey!"}, {"start": 4784.02, "end": 4788.02, "text": " Get some motherfucking exercise, man."}, {"start": 4791.02, "end": 4792.52, "text": " Anyone in here?"}, {"start": 4792.52, "end": 4793.52, "text": " Just a lady."}, {"start": 4798.400000000001, "end": 4799.240000000001, "text": " What were we talking about?"}, {"start": 4799.240000000001, "end": 4801.240000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, Mount Rushmore."}, {"start": 4802.540000000001, "end": 4804.540000000001, "text": " More like Mount Shutup, more."}, {"start": 4811.9800000000005, "end": 4815.22, "text": " We considered for a moment, considered."}, {"start": 4815.22, "end": 4821.9800000000005, "text": " serious question have you at least for a moment considered the possibility to"}, {"start": 4821.9800000000005, "end": 4829.58, "text": " just drop trying to finish this level it doesn't know chat"}, {"start": 4832.9800000000005, "end": 4837.26, "text": " he doesn't know about the letter from make a wish yeah try to make it like"}, {"start": 4837.26, "end": 4842.18, "text": " public or whatever but"}, {"start": 4842.18, "end": 4849.5, "text": " Yeah, I'm not trying to toot my own horn, okay, but you know, there's a reason I played"}, {"start": 4849.5, "end": 4854.740000000001, "text": " this level so many times is because I'm literally doing it for the brain cancer ward at St."}, {"start": 4854.740000000001, "end": 4855.740000000001, "text": " Jude's, Steve."}, {"start": 4855.740000000001, "end": 4856.900000000001, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 4856.900000000001, "end": 4861.700000000001, "text": " Make-A-Wish Foundation called me and they said, listen, we would really like you to"}, {"start": 4861.700000000001, "end": 4867.66, "text": " beat this level in this particular way for the brain, for the, for a little Billy with"}, {"start": 4867.66, "end": 4876.599999999999, "text": " the quadruple brain cancer tumor and I said no promises but here we are"}, {"start": 4879.8, "end": 4885.3, "text": " and sure so most of them have died since beginning the challenge but that's"}, {"start": 4885.3, "end": 4890.7, "text": " not the point we carry the flame"}, {"start": 4890.7, "end": 4900.7, "text": " We carry the flip."}, {"start": 4900.7, "end": 4905.3, "text": " We are sneakers O2."}, {"start": 4905.3, "end": 4909.82, "text": " For those who come after."}, {"start": 4909.82, "end": 4917.0599999999995, "text": " That's a reference I can laugh about now because I played the game."}, {"start": 4917.06, "end": 4919.06, "text": " I'm on- I'm on the inside now."}, {"start": 4925.360000000001, "end": 4928.76, "text": " I'm on the outside, divorced ad rock."}, {"start": 4929.360000000001, "end": 4931.660000000001, "text": " I'm looking here, oh no."}, {"start": 4933.160000000001, "end": 4933.860000000001, "text": " Who sings that?"}, {"start": 4934.160000000001, "end": 4935.76, "text": " Nickelback? There's two guys in there."}, {"start": 4936.860000000001, "end": 4939.06, "text": " Banger? That is not a fucking banger."}, {"start": 4941.56, "end": 4942.56, "text": " Stained."}, {"start": 4942.56, "end": 4949.56, "text": " There are three guys."}, {"start": 4949.56, "end": 4954.56, "text": " There's four guys!"}, {"start": 4954.56, "end": 4956.56, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 4956.56, "end": 4958.56, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 4958.56, "end": 4962.56, "text": " AT-A things are up."}, {"start": 4962.56, "end": 4965.56, "text": " I just wanted to peek them real quick."}, {"start": 4965.56, "end": 4971.56, "text": " I wasn't going out there."}, {"start": 4971.56, "end": 4980.240000000001, "text": " Welcome to 99.8, the rock playing the top 10 hits from 30 years ago."}, {"start": 4980.240000000001, "end": 4988.200000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, I'm on the outside."}, {"start": 4988.200000000001, "end": 4994.88, "text": " Mansion happened to be the lady on the radio who's like, and that was stained on the outside"}, {"start": 4994.88, "end": 4996.88, "text": " for the 10,000th time."}, {"start": 4996.88, "end": 5001.88, "text": " Sorry, a boy on the street who runs up Frankie and MGTB and R.P.L.H."}, {"start": 5001.88, "end": 5006.88, "text": " and that was P.O.D. youth of the nation."}, {"start": 5006.88, "end": 5011.88, "text": " They wouldn't have left us on if they didn't want us to see anything."}, {"start": 5011.88, "end": 5014.88, "text": " They're no longer hiding, but watching us."}, {"start": 5014.88, "end": 5016.88, "text": " Tyroom, thanks for the help."}, {"start": 5016.88, "end": 5020.88, "text": " Get down now!"}, {"start": 5020.88, "end": 5022.88, "text": " Where was beefing with anything?"}, {"start": 5022.88, "end": 5026.88, "text": " anything? I have a historic beef with radio stations."}, {"start": 5042.88, "end": 5045.88, "text": " You know what I would have done if I worked at a radio station?"}, {"start": 5049.88, "end": 5051.88, "text": " I would have like, had like, a chill."}, {"start": 5052.88, "end": 5059.84, "text": " for each song just to see like how how many times they've been playing and just let it go"}, {"start": 5060.8, "end": 5063.4400000000005, "text": " I don't know where the most played song in certain areas is"}, {"start": 5071.76, "end": 5073.76, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 5082.88, "end": 5086.9400000000005, "text": " I listened to Stern growing up."}, {"start": 5086.9400000000005, "end": 5088.24, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 5088.24, "end": 5090.24, "text": " I was like 8."}, {"start": 5090.24, "end": 5095.08, "text": " Did not listen to Howard Stern."}, {"start": 5095.08, "end": 5099.4800000000005, "text": " My parents at least for a brief time pretended to care about the media I digested."}, {"start": 5099.4800000000005, "end": 5103.84, "text": " So, I wasn't even allowed to watch South Park for like the first year or so that it was"}, {"start": 5103.84, "end": 5104.84, "text": " on."}, {"start": 5104.84, "end": 5108.84, "text": " At least I still snuck it, but..."}, {"start": 5108.84, "end": 5115.84, "text": " I'm on the outside."}, {"start": 5115.84, "end": 5122.84, "text": " I'm looking in."}, {"start": 5122.84, "end": 5125.84, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 5125.84, "end": 5127.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5130.96, "end": 5133.360000000001, "text": " There's a door suspect is down"}, {"start": 5140.68, "end": 5143.08, "text": " Hmm you smell good"}, {"start": 5151.6, "end": 5154.92, "text": " Bob-a-boo-ee Bob-a-boo-ee Bob-a-boo-ee"}, {"start": 5155.84, "end": 5162.84, "text": " You guys know the Baba Buoy's an Italian slur?"}, {"start": 5162.84, "end": 5169.16, "text": " Okay, well I'm gonna restart a thing."}, {"start": 5169.16, "end": 5170.92, "text": " That's fucked up."}, {"start": 5170.92, "end": 5174.4800000000005, "text": " Did not even hear- no prompt, he just decided to leave, dude."}, {"start": 5174.4800000000005, "end": 5176.360000000001, "text": " Pay attention- what do you mean pay attention?"}, {"start": 5176.360000000001, "end": 5180.2, "text": " I fuckin' flicked that guy and killed him man, what are you talking about?"}, {"start": 5180.2, "end": 5184.92, "text": " Dude, this guy- I literally have two different directions to look- I'm looking in one of"}, {"start": 5184.92, "end": 5188.8, "text": " the directions where it is more likely there will be a person wandering up to"}, {"start": 5188.8, "end": 5192.2, "text": " fucking shoot me and you're like pay attention after I get peaked by the guy"}, {"start": 5192.2, "end": 5199.92, "text": " who never peaks ever bad and I killed him despite him being a Terminator T200"}, {"start": 5199.92, "end": 5204.6, "text": " rope murder machine I killed him but"}, {"start": 5204.6, "end": 5220.76, "text": " I'm gonna tell you what, I'm getting 10 chatters to beat your ass to it, that's right."}, {"start": 5220.76, "end": 5224.400000000001, "text": " I'm about to jump your ass."}, {"start": 5224.400000000001, "end": 5226.400000000001, "text": " Yes below."}, {"start": 5226.400000000001, "end": 5227.400000000001, "text": " Hehehehehe"}, {"start": 5228.400000000001, "end": 5229.400000000001, "text": " Ooooooooooooo!"}, {"start": 5234.400000000001, "end": 5236.400000000001, "text": " 50 chatters to defend him?"}, {"start": 5238.400000000001, "end": 5239.400000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5239.400000000001, "end": 5241.400000000001, "text": " You know what, you know what he did was wrong."}, {"start": 5242.400000000001, "end": 5245.400000000001, "text": " They're willing to be on the wrong side of history for this chatter, huh?"}, {"start": 5246.400000000001, "end": 5248.400000000001, "text": " Your loyalty runs that deep!"}, {"start": 5257.400000000001, "end": 5261.400000000001, "text": " What use is there defending a weakling like him?"}, {"start": 5264.400000000001, "end": 5268.400000000001, "text": " Have you considered that you might exceed your limits?"}, {"start": 5272.400000000001, "end": 5274.400000000001, "text": " By joining me."}, {"start": 5277.400000000001, "end": 5278.400000000001, "text": " Please don't want to be right here."}, {"start": 5278.400000000001, "end": 5279.400000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5279.400000000001, "end": 5286.400000000001, "text": " BEAUTY"}, {"start": 5286.400000000001, "end": 5291.400000000001, "text": " BEAUTY"}, {"start": 5291.400000000001, "end": 5294.400000000001, "text": " BEAUTY"}, {"start": 5294.400000000001, "end": 5299.400000000001, "text": " BEAUTY"}, {"start": 5299.400000000001, "end": 5303.400000000001, "text": " BEAUTY"}, {"start": 5303.400000000001, "end": 5328.320000000001, "text": " don't care do you think we got this guys"}, {"start": 5328.32, "end": 5330.32, "text": " There were two guys behind me!"}, {"start": 5333.36, "end": 5335.36, "text": " Yeah, we got flanked, man."}, {"start": 5336.16, "end": 5337.16, "text": " Shoulda been."}, {"start": 5339.08, "end": 5342.44, "text": " See the Clash of Clans foot update. I did, I did."}, {"start": 5343.36, "end": 5347.88, "text": " Maybe you realize, I think April Fools would be more palatable if it happened randomly during April."}, {"start": 5347.88, "end": 5351.08, "text": " It's just that we would have to pick one person to decide what day it is."}, {"start": 5353.84, "end": 5355.36, "text": " That'll tail. Thanks for sub-it."}, {"start": 5356.04, "end": 5357.5599999999995, "text": " W-faps."}, {"start": 5358.32, "end": 5368.259999999999, "text": " that's so unlucky literally nothing you could have done there I did not say that"}, {"start": 5368.26, "end": 5370.26, "text": " And I"}, {"start": 5376.62, "end": 5381.74, "text": " Promotionally hit the Zaza call it perks her and I will promote"}, {"start": 5390.860000000001, "end": 5394.24, "text": " Phone games are so shit. I'm jealous of people that can enjoy them"}, {"start": 5398.26, "end": 5400.26, "text": " I'm gonna take it, you see all right?"}, {"start": 5400.26, "end": 5402.26, "text": " I'm out of this area!"}, {"start": 5404.26, "end": 5405.26, "text": " Um, yeah."}, {"start": 5405.26, "end": 5407.26, "text": " What's the gun that you tanked?"}, {"start": 5409.26, "end": 5412.26, "text": " Permission to hit the perp skirt. Granted."}, {"start": 5416.26, "end": 5418.26, "text": " Granted, soldier."}, {"start": 5422.26, "end": 5424.26, "text": " It's got back, are we smoking?"}, {"start": 5424.26, "end": 5427.26, "text": " Yeah, but if you're gonna ask for permission, I'm gonna have to add it."}, {"start": 5427.26, "end": 5429.26, "text": " You're gonna have to agree to call it a..."}, {"start": 5431.02, "end": 5432.02, "text": " What's her look?"}, {"start": 5436.780000000001, "end": 5439.02, "text": " The Nagasaki nugs, dude."}, {"start": 5441.820000000001, "end": 5444.860000000001, "text": " You gotta say permission to smoke the Nagasaki nug."}, {"start": 5446.3, "end": 5446.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5453.820000000001, "end": 5454.320000000001, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 5457.26, "end": 5468.26, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 5468.26, "end": 5482.26, "text": " My dealer making me do things for a grand."}, {"start": 5482.26, "end": 5486.06, "text": " How the fuck my plug's supposed to talk?"}, {"start": 5486.06, "end": 5488.06, "text": " one."}, {"start": 5490.860000000001, "end": 5492.860000000001, "text": " Prangulate."}, {"start": 5504.54, "end": 5506.54, "text": " I'm trying to like ricochet the bullet. I don't think it works though."}, {"start": 5506.54, "end": 5513.54, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 5513.54, "end": 5522.54, "text": " How are you alive?"}, {"start": 5522.54, "end": 5533.54, "text": " You'll be alright big guy."}, {"start": 5533.54, "end": 5535.54, "text": " All right, big guy."}, {"start": 5543.22, "end": 5546.22, "text": " I think you're becoming severely desensitized to murder."}, {"start": 5549.72, "end": 5550.72, "text": " Yeah, I'm a gamer."}, {"start": 5551.56, "end": 5552.56, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 5554.86, "end": 5557.86, "text": " Get down! No! Get down! I want to see hands!"}, {"start": 5557.86, "end": 5587.82, "text": " I'm here, I'm here to put you in jail for crimes against"}, {"start": 5587.82, "end": 5606.38, "text": " That's the city."}, {"start": 5606.38, "end": 5610.0599999999995, "text": " You guys think there's anyone on the right side?"}, {"start": 5610.06, "end": 5612.06, "text": " Be honest."}, {"start": 5618.06, "end": 5619.06, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 5631.06, "end": 5634.06, "text": " Rob got this for 94 million years."}, {"start": 5636.06, "end": 5638.06, "text": " I got one guy here."}, {"start": 5640.06, "end": 5642.06, "text": " Wait, where's other guy?"}, {"start": 5659.06, "end": 5660.06, "text": " Found him!"}, {"start": 5662.06, "end": 5663.06, "text": " Moshi Moshi!"}, {"start": 5666.06, "end": 5667.06, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5730.06, "end": 5732.06, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5790.06, "end": 5811.06, "text": " of"}, {"start": 5811.06, "end": 5841.02, "text": " I think that corner and then immediately unbaked but then like did not realize it was a guy"}, {"start": 5841.02, "end": 5843.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5858.9800000000005, "end": 5860.9800000000005, "text": " Got one"}, {"start": 5866.5, "end": 5868.5, "text": " Need to work on your crosshair placement"}, {"start": 5871.02, "end": 5878.02, "text": " BLEACH"}, {"start": 5901.02, "end": 5914.46, "text": " He's definitely still working on it come back now I'm trying to focus"}, {"start": 5914.46, "end": 5934.66, "text": " At this point, what's going to say, at this point it would be better to meet the game"}, {"start": 5934.66, "end": 5943.18, "text": " and disable the mod."}, {"start": 5943.18, "end": 5945.18, "text": " I can still hear the game, you know, right?"}, {"start": 5948.68, "end": 5950.9800000000005, "text": " Primary even with the loud music."}, {"start": 5954.780000000001, "end": 5955.88, "text": " Just because you can."}, {"start": 5955.88, "end": 5956.4800000000005, "text": " Hey, look."}, {"start": 5957.08, "end": 5960.08, "text": " Once again, Yamcha watching Gohan and Selfie."}, {"start": 5960.280000000001, "end": 5960.88, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 5965.4800000000005, "end": 5966.68, "text": " Do you make these for seven?"}, {"start": 5966.68, "end": 5988.68, "text": " No, he's Yamcha. I'm not Yamcha. I'm Gohan."}, {"start": 5988.68, "end": 5995.240000000001, "text": " Did Gohan lose 451 times to sell? No, but I guarantee he lost 451 times to Goku in the"}, {"start": 5995.24, "end": 6001.28, "text": " The hyperbolic timechamber, when they were there for two years."}, {"start": 6001.28, "end": 6015.08, "text": " Probably even more than that, dude."}, {"start": 6015.08, "end": 6017.92, "text": " Unks never gonna lock in and beat this."}, {"start": 6017.92, "end": 6022.08, "text": " Dude, I got in this run, man."}, {"start": 6022.08, "end": 6023.08, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 6023.08, "end": 6025.88, "text": " You don't know what they did in that chamber?"}, {"start": 6025.88, "end": 6028.68, "text": " Yeah, they trained."}, {"start": 6028.68, "end": 6029.68, "text": " They trained."}, {"start": 6029.68, "end": 6033.92, "text": " What the fuck else do you think they did?"}, {"start": 6033.92, "end": 6041.08, "text": " What the fuck do you think they did?"}, {"start": 6041.08, "end": 6042.08, "text": " Zah?"}, {"start": 6042.08, "end": 6043.08, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 6043.08, "end": 6044.08, "text": " They did perp skirt."}, {"start": 6044.08, "end": 6048.08, "text": " Zah? No, no. They did perp skirt."}, {"start": 6053.08, "end": 6056.08, "text": " Dude, think about this."}, {"start": 6058.08, "end": 6062.08, "text": " A guy, but his personality is..."}, {"start": 6062.08, "end": 6065.08, "text": " Weed? Dragon Ball Z."}, {"start": 6065.08, "end": 6069.58, "text": " A NEW METAL!"}, {"start": 6069.58, "end": 6072.54, "text": " Was the final parts of the trifecta dude!"}, {"start": 6072.54, "end": 6075.16, "text": " Thanks for some all thanks for some of it."}, {"start": 6075.16, "end": 6076.16, "text": " FUCK!"}, {"start": 6076.16, "end": 6077.16, "text": " Man!"}, {"start": 6077.16, "end": 6081.98, "text": " Dude, there's big George with like Goku on the back dude."}, {"start": 6081.98, "end": 6085.1, "text": " Oh my god that'd be so sick."}, {"start": 6085.1, "end": 6086.1, "text": " Cartel member?"}, {"start": 6086.1, "end": 6087.1, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6087.1, "end": 6091.86, "text": " I was describing a cartel member."}, {"start": 6091.86, "end": 6098.86, "text": " Dude, weekend trip suspensors dude, holy fuck, you point out the dildos, like, ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 6098.86, "end": 6106.86, "text": " There's a fuckin' dead fuckin' dildo up there, they got dildos in the ball!"}, {"start": 6106.86, "end": 6117.86, "text": " At least here in Mongolia in throat singing, you will get the endurance weapon you need"}, {"start": 6117.86, "end": 6118.86, "text": " to win this challenge."}, {"start": 6118.860000000001, "end": 6120.860000000001, "text": " I believe the CCTV is unattended."}, {"start": 6120.860000000001, "end": 6122.860000000001, "text": " I'm not mongoling."}, {"start": 6122.860000000001, "end": 6124.860000000001, "text": " Cameras are still active."}, {"start": 6124.860000000001, "end": 6126.860000000001, "text": " We were likely being watched upon entry."}, {"start": 6132.860000000001, "end": 6134.860000000001, "text": " I'm Chinese."}, {"start": 6138.860000000001, "end": 6142.860000000001, "text": " Sarian and Nisa and Gen 18, thanks for selling it."}, {"start": 6142.860000000001, "end": 6159.860000000001, "text": " me when I'm in Chinatown. I'm Chinese. Works every time."}, {"start": 6159.860000000001, "end": 6176.500000000001, "text": " We gotta get this back to here."}, {"start": 6176.500000000001, "end": 6181.500000000001, "text": " Fuck it, bitch."}, {"start": 6181.500000000001, "end": 6183.06, "text": " Same one mistake."}, {"start": 6183.06, "end": 6186.580000000001, "text": " What do you, what do you, what should I do there?"}, {"start": 6186.58, "end": 6191.26, "text": " I'm trying to react to him lifting his gun."}, {"start": 6193.9, "end": 6199.26, "text": " Shoot, I lose fucking points if I do that, man!"}, {"start": 6206.86, "end": 6211.34, "text": " I was hoping the door was closed because I was gonna snipe them at the doorway as I"}, {"start": 6211.34, "end": 6214.58, "text": " kicked the door open!"}, {"start": 6214.58, "end": 6229.26, "text": " It matters for me at the end of the fucking level dude I could be like oh I got an A on"}, {"start": 6229.26, "end": 6240.14, "text": " this old that's awesome that's fucking awesome that is so cool."}, {"start": 6240.14, "end": 6242.64, "text": " The floor of the voice, big man, have you on the big screen."}, {"start": 6245.14, "end": 6250.64, "text": " A little bit of goop, a little bit of goooooop, a little bit of silly juice scoop."}, {"start": 6252.84, "end": 6253.9400000000005, "text": " XXX for any thanks for zo-"}, {"start": 6257.54, "end": 6259.54, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 6260.54, "end": 6261.9400000000005, "text": " Surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 6262.240000000001, "end": 6263.4400000000005, "text": " The system's still running."}, {"start": 6263.4400000000005, "end": 6265.14, "text": " Chill, that's what I'm saying."}, {"start": 6265.54, "end": 6267.9400000000005, "text": " Someone turn it back on to monitor us."}, {"start": 6268.04, "end": 6268.9400000000005, "text": " What's this thing about?"}, {"start": 6270.14, "end": 6272.14, "text": " Loading!"}, {"start": 6272.14, "end": 6274.14, "text": " Yeah, alright."}, {"start": 6274.14, "end": 6278.14, "text": " Why is it called Frog 4?"}, {"start": 6278.14, "end": 6282.14, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 6282.14, "end": 6286.14, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 6286.14, "end": 6290.14, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 6290.14, "end": 6294.14, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 6294.14, "end": 6298.14, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 6298.14, "end": 6301.62, "text": " Fourth generation frog?"}, {"start": 6301.62, "end": 6305.62, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 6305.62, "end": 6306.62, "text": " Same 5 emotes?"}, {"start": 6306.62, "end": 6307.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6307.62, "end": 6312.62, "text": " It's not the same!"}, {"start": 6312.62, "end": 6326.62, "text": " What do you think frog 1 through 3 is?"}, {"start": 6326.62, "end": 6333.82, "text": " What was with that reaction time?"}, {"start": 6333.82, "end": 6338.42, "text": " Once again, not shooting them until they are going to shoot me."}, {"start": 6338.42, "end": 6339.22, "text": " I'm waiting."}, {"start": 6339.22, "end": 6340.22, "text": " Lock in?"}, {"start": 6340.22, "end": 6341.22, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 6341.22, "end": 6353.62, "text": " Well, let me just play my lock in song real quick."}, {"start": 6413.62, "end": 6437.62, "text": " I'm down, city! Please don't hurt me! Stay calm! God!"}, {"start": 6437.62, "end": 6440.46, "text": " We fuck civilian custody and secure"}, {"start": 6467.62, "end": 6469.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6497.62, "end": 6502.62, "text": " I don't know what's going on here."}, {"start": 6502.62, "end": 6504.62, "text": " Hands up!"}, {"start": 6504.62, "end": 6506.62, "text": " Move it down!"}, {"start": 6506.62, "end": 6509.62, "text": " Keep your hands behind your back."}, {"start": 6509.62, "end": 6512.62, "text": " Thank you, Jesus!"}, {"start": 6512.62, "end": 6513.62, "text": " Alan, talk."}, {"start": 6513.62, "end": 6516.62, "text": " We have a civilian in our custody."}, {"start": 6516.62, "end": 6518.62, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 6520.62, "end": 6522.62, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 6522.62, "end": 6533.3, "text": " I gave it away till we beat this game so we can retire Moon's mega migraine mix that"}, {"start": 6533.3, "end": 6534.82, "text": " has only five songs on it."}, {"start": 6534.82, "end": 6537.86, "text": " First of all, today's the first time we ever listened to that song."}, {"start": 6537.86, "end": 6538.86, "text": " Okay, on stream."}, {"start": 6538.86, "end": 6550.14, "text": " Second of all, you listen to Kanye West."}, {"start": 6550.14, "end": 6558.14, "text": " Kanye fan, dude. You like Drizzy. You like BBL Drizzy, dude. You like BBL Drizzy, dude."}, {"start": 6561.1, "end": 6563.9800000000005, "text": " Jack T. Thanks for subbing. Loco, I don't know how it happened, but uh,"}, {"start": 6565.42, "end": 6568.860000000001, "text": " your highlights were unignored somehow. I went ahead and fixed that."}, {"start": 6572.54, "end": 6574.54, "text": " Jack T. says, did I win yet? No, no, no."}, {"start": 6574.54, "end": 6590.3, "text": " You saw some BBLs on vacation, does that count?"}, {"start": 6590.3, "end": 6595.34, "text": " I like bringing this up whenever someone mentions BBLs, but apparently they have like a smell."}, {"start": 6595.34, "end": 6597.34, "text": " That's not a good one."}, {"start": 6597.34, "end": 6599.34, "text": " I wanna go out, not move it!"}, {"start": 6599.34, "end": 6601.34, "text": " Stay here, stay calm."}, {"start": 6601.34, "end": 6603.34, "text": " They said they were here to save us."}, {"start": 6603.34, "end": 6605.34, "text": " Now I'm gonna talk."}, {"start": 6605.34, "end": 6607.34, "text": " It's another thing you can't believe about."}, {"start": 6607.34, "end": 6609.34, "text": " Your neighbor has one, it's true."}, {"start": 6610.34, "end": 6612.34, "text": " How have you smelled your neighbor's mess?"}, {"start": 6614.34, "end": 6616.34, "text": " It's only a rotten flush."}, {"start": 6617.34, "end": 6619.34, "text": " He's cadaver fat sometimes too."}, {"start": 6621.34, "end": 6624.34, "text": " It's a dead people's fives being put into skinny women butts."}, {"start": 6627.34, "end": 6654.02, "text": " Oh, yeah, he's a kind of right, he's kind of right."}, {"start": 6654.02, "end": 6658.02, "text": " Shit! Drop a weapon now!"}, {"start": 6659.02, "end": 6662.02, "text": " Get on the fucking ground!"}, {"start": 6668.02, "end": 6672.02, "text": " Don't kick the door, don't kick the door, don't kick the door, don't kick the door."}, {"start": 6684.02, "end": 6693.02, "text": " Well, one time I don't check for a trap."}, {"start": 6693.02, "end": 6695.02, "text": " It's traps."}, {"start": 6695.02, "end": 6705.02, "text": " Whoa, whoa, you think it's mustard gas?"}, {"start": 6705.02, "end": 6712.02, "text": " Boom boom boom boom."}, {"start": 6712.02, "end": 6719.02, "text": " Play it again?"}, {"start": 6719.02, "end": 6722.02, "text": " No, I can't."}, {"start": 6722.02, "end": 6727.02, "text": " Pay attention to the lore they would tell you."}, {"start": 6727.02, "end": 6732.02, "text": " Dude, I know it's like the weird psychoactive gas that they use at the pier, dude."}, {"start": 6732.02, "end": 6736.26, "text": " The door's not that deep and you're not that deep for being nerdy enough to sit there and read it, okay?"}, {"start": 6738.580000000001, "end": 6741.740000000001, "text": " The difference is I had my homies in China explain it to me, okay?"}, {"start": 6741.740000000001, "end": 6745.620000000001, "text": " Instead of doing the nerd reading thing that you did alone in your room."}, {"start": 6745.9400000000005, "end": 6747.22, "text": " Okay, big man?"}, {"start": 6748.740000000001, "end": 6750.34, "text": " Come out with your hands up!"}, {"start": 6753.26, "end": 6754.14, "text": " Stay here!"}, {"start": 6755.14, "end": 6757.14, "text": " You're not your homie!"}, {"start": 6757.540000000001, "end": 6758.34, "text": " Oh, okay, alright."}, {"start": 6758.34, "end": 6762.34, "text": " And the human cock took a human cock and prepped for you back."}, {"start": 6764.34, "end": 6767.34, "text": " Understood, understood. I'll remember that, I'll remember that."}, {"start": 6776.34, "end": 6778.34, "text": " Bam, bam, bam, bam."}, {"start": 6782.34, "end": 6784.34, "text": " What was the fucking door?"}, {"start": 6788.34, "end": 6790.34, "text": " We have one dead suspect here."}, {"start": 6790.84, "end": 6792.84, "text": " Sounds like anyone's coming."}, {"start": 6806.84, "end": 6807.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6813.34, "end": 6815.84, "text": " I'm pretty sure there's two guys in here."}, {"start": 6818.34, "end": 6844.82, "text": " Oh, he dead."}, {"start": 6844.82, "end": 6846.82, "text": " He just died slow."}, {"start": 6846.82, "end": 6871.82, "text": " I'm gonna talk to that kid."}, {"start": 6871.82, "end": 6875.82, "text": " Your maths placement isn't as good as it'll be right now."}, {"start": 6875.82, "end": 6880.82, "text": " Me personally, I had to keep my mask ejected to the door."}, {"start": 6880.82, "end": 6882.82, "text": " Okay, there's a bad guy."}, {"start": 6895.82, "end": 6896.82, "text": " Area?"}, {"start": 6896.82, "end": 6898.82, "text": " Clear good."}, {"start": 6898.82, "end": 6905.82, "text": " You've done the best of the alpha male affirmations?"}, {"start": 6905.82, "end": 6908.82, "text": " Yeah, maybe."}, {"start": 6908.82, "end": 6918.82, "text": " Yeah, stop listening to him because it's kind of like a performance enhancing drug."}, {"start": 6918.82, "end": 6945.62, "text": " So, that's the only path you can go."}, {"start": 6945.62, "end": 6948.62, "text": " Why am I standing in the doorway?"}, {"start": 6948.62, "end": 6963.96, "text": " free-blay idea."}, {"start": 6963.96, "end": 6965.96, "text": " I help someone's here!"}, {"start": 6965.96, "end": 6986.36, "text": " I'm on the ground, just calm down!"}, {"start": 6986.36, "end": 6988.36, "text": " Stay calm."}, {"start": 6988.36, "end": 6990.36, "text": " Please, please talk."}, {"start": 6990.36, "end": 6992.86, "text": " We have an individual in custody."}, {"start": 6992.860000000001, "end": 6994.860000000001, "text": " Can you play a non-ship version?"}, {"start": 6997.18, "end": 7001.02, "text": " Unk actually pressed by the new version of boom boom boom"}, {"start": 7002.14, "end": 7007.34, "text": " Double Skull Emoji in quotes. Can you play a non-ship version?"}, {"start": 7008.14, "end": 7012.3, "text": " End quote double Skull Emoji. Unk actually pressed by music"}, {"start": 7013.500000000001, "end": 7016.3, "text": " Just literally just turned the volume slider to zero"}, {"start": 7017.900000000001, "end": 7020.620000000001, "text": " Double Skull Emoji. Fa sound effect"}, {"start": 7022.860000000001, "end": 7043.420000000001, "text": " There's a guy. Wait, that's a hostage. You mentioned this song yesterday? Not clicking"}, {"start": 7043.42, "end": 7060.9400000000005, "text": " your Spotify link. I don't use Spotify because I'm not sheep. He's in Terran. I can kill"}, {"start": 7060.9400000000005, "end": 7062.9400000000005, "text": " I feel like I directly in front of you traumatized you for life."}, {"start": 7084.22, "end": 7086.22, "text": " I'll explain if I can do a lot of your quality of shit."}, {"start": 7086.22, "end": 7096.740000000001, "text": " me personally I use the program you might not have heard of basically the last lossless"}, {"start": 7096.740000000001, "end": 7114.02, "text": " uncompressed 256k audio visual flak Napster quality and like it's just so much better"}, {"start": 7114.02, "end": 7126.820000000001, "text": " Oh, hey, man. Oh, God. How do you miss?"}, {"start": 7126.82, "end": 7150.74, "text": " You were a physical citizen, code them as Flax."}, {"start": 7150.74, "end": 7154.9, "text": " I listened to a Flax song earlier."}, {"start": 7154.900000000001, "end": 7156.900000000001, "text": " Over there, over there!"}, {"start": 7158.900000000001, "end": 7160.900000000001, "text": " Fuck me over there, over there!"}, {"start": 7164.900000000001, "end": 7166.900000000001, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, over there!"}, {"start": 7174.900000000001, "end": 7176.900000000001, "text": " It's yelling time!"}, {"start": 7184.900000000001, "end": 7192.540000000001, "text": " I believe you dodged a bullet today. What was that little radio animation instead?"}, {"start": 7214.900000000001, "end": 7215.900000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 7229.900000000001, "end": 7231.900000000001, "text": " There's no easy way to do this."}, {"start": 7239.900000000001, "end": 7241.900000000001, "text": " Frog 4."}, {"start": 7244.900000000001, "end": 7260.56, "text": " How is he not flash man?"}, {"start": 7260.56, "end": 7261.56, "text": " I need some coffee man."}, {"start": 7261.56, "end": 7262.56, "text": " I need some fucking coffee."}, {"start": 7262.56, "end": 7268.56, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 7274.900000000001, "end": 7276.900000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7280.740000000001, "end": 7282.740000000001, "text": " Don't"}, {"start": 7304.900000000001, "end": 7315.18, "text": " Let's kill the president."}, {"start": 7315.18, "end": 7316.18, "text": " I don't like that."}, {"start": 7316.18, "end": 7325.740000000001, "text": " I don't like that thorns build shit."}, {"start": 7334.900000000001, "end": 7341.900000000001, "text": " I'm ready to go tonight."}, {"start": 7364.900000000001, "end": 7368.900000000001, "text": " We're under the body of light"}, {"start": 7368.900000000001, "end": 7374.900000000001, "text": " We're in need and ready for joy, boy, yeah"}, {"start": 7374.900000000001, "end": 7378.900000000001, "text": " She can come to me right to the school"}, {"start": 7378.900000000001, "end": 7382.900000000001, "text": " Not like so the group will be with me"}, {"start": 7382.900000000001, "end": 7385.900000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, I feel it like"}, {"start": 7385.900000000001, "end": 7389.900000000001, "text": " I feel it just as fine"}, {"start": 7449.900000000001, "end": 7451.900000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7479.900000000001, "end": 7481.900000000001, "text": " I just had my coffee out."}, {"start": 7481.900000000001, "end": 7483.900000000001, "text": " HAHAHAHAHA"}, {"start": 7483.900000000001, "end": 7485.900000000001, "text": " Oof!"}, {"start": 7485.900000000001, "end": 7487.900000000001, "text": " Are you blind?"}, {"start": 7487.900000000001, "end": 7489.900000000001, "text": " You're really..."}, {"start": 7509.900000000001, "end": 7516.900000000001, "text": " Duh."}, {"start": 7532.000000000001, "end": 7537.56, "text": " Stop. Stop! Stop stop! Stop it."}, {"start": 7537.56, "end": 7544.04, "text": " Stop man, how come no one fucking warned me dude?"}, {"start": 7544.04, "end": 7550.76, "text": " Don't make me do this."}, {"start": 7550.76, "end": 7554.4800000000005, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 7554.4800000000005, "end": 7555.92, "text": " Look guys, they're just boobs."}, {"start": 7555.92, "end": 7558.400000000001, "text": " This is not sex stuff, guys."}, {"start": 7558.400000000001, "end": 7561.400000000001, "text": " for breastfeeding babies again."}, {"start": 7570.400000000001, "end": 7572.400000000001, "text": " I had no fucking idea though."}, {"start": 7573.400000000001, "end": 7575.400000000001, "text": " Why does it take so long to load this shit?"}, {"start": 7588.400000000001, "end": 7608.320000000001, "text": " I'm almost free."}, {"start": 7608.320000000001, "end": 7609.320000000001, "text": " NOOOO!"}, {"start": 7609.320000000001, "end": 7612.72, "text": " Why is the flagell look like a zombie now?"}, {"start": 7612.72, "end": 7615.72, "text": " That's a good ass question, chatter."}, {"start": 7615.72, "end": 7618.52, "text": " I think it's because the people who made this game drew him that way."}, {"start": 7620.76, "end": 7621.4800000000005, "text": " We got a piss."}, {"start": 7622.280000000001, "end": 7623.4400000000005, "text": " Wait, that looked like a..."}, {"start": 7623.72, "end": 7624.76, "text": " ...spulunking potion."}, {"start": 7629.64, "end": 7630.14, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 7631.14, "end": 7632.14, "text": " Ooh, that..."}, {"start": 7632.14, "end": 7635.34, "text": " He got up a one by one, dude! No fucking way!"}, {"start": 7639.06, "end": 7639.860000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7639.860000000001, "end": 7650.860000000001, "text": " me personally I feel like this doesn't need to be said but I don't I do not care"}, {"start": 7650.860000000001, "end": 7659.14, "text": " if someone is gay I've got a gay friend as I'm sure for guys I'm a femme"}, {"start": 7659.14, "end": 7661.14, "text": " Oh boy."}, {"start": 7666.14, "end": 7668.14, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 7672.14, "end": 7674.14, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 7674.14, "end": 7676.14, "text": " You"}, {"start": 7685.9800000000005, "end": 7687.9800000000005, "text": " Bring a battle"}, {"start": 7704.14, "end": 7717.34, "text": " I can't crash a guy, we're trying everything bro."}, {"start": 7717.34, "end": 7720.660000000001, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 7720.660000000001, "end": 7721.660000000001, "text": " Turn around."}, {"start": 7721.660000000001, "end": 7722.660000000001, "text": " Kill my kid."}, {"start": 7722.660000000001, "end": 7730.46, "text": " No, don't take me."}, {"start": 7730.46, "end": 7731.46, "text": " Take him."}, {"start": 7731.46, "end": 7732.46, "text": " He hates you."}, {"start": 7732.46, "end": 7736.9800000000005, "text": " Gambley with a devil look at his feet."}, {"start": 7736.9800000000005, "end": 7746.14, "text": " Why does this guy have goat hooves?"}, {"start": 7746.14, "end": 7754.54, "text": " I want to see their"}, {"start": 7776.14, "end": 7778.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7791.820000000001, "end": 7793.820000000001, "text": " Let him rip"}, {"start": 7806.14, "end": 7830.22, "text": " He's so good, he's so good."}, {"start": 7830.22, "end": 7831.58, "text": " He's so fucking good dude."}, {"start": 7836.14, "end": 7842.18, "text": " Hit the dab? Naturally."}, {"start": 7842.18, "end": 7850.54, "text": " I got a good feeling about this one. Sorry, hold on."}, {"start": 7850.54, "end": 7854.26, "text": " I have a good feeling about this one."}, {"start": 7854.26, "end": 7855.5, "text": " Nice. Okay."}, {"start": 7866.14, "end": 7873.14, "text": " Maculf and Dosei, that's for 7."}, {"start": 7891.14, "end": 7892.14, "text": " Surrender."}, {"start": 7896.14, "end": 7916.34, "text": " Dude, I'm so incredibly bloated, it's insane."}, {"start": 7916.34, "end": 7918.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7921.9800000000005, "end": 7923.9800000000005, "text": " Do do do do"}, {"start": 7931.7, "end": 7933.7, "text": " Hi"}, {"start": 7934.7, "end": 7935.7, "text": " Where's the fuck?"}, {"start": 7935.7, "end": 7938.7, "text": " Suspect is deceitful for fucking traitors."}, {"start": 7948.7, "end": 7950.7, "text": " That guy's gonna move, isn't he?"}, {"start": 7963.7, "end": 7965.7, "text": " Don't care."}, {"start": 7988.0199999999995, "end": 7990.26, "text": " Doesn't feel to be gravitationally challenged."}, {"start": 7990.26, "end": 7992.26, "text": " explain"}, {"start": 7992.26, "end": 7994.26, "text": " explain"}, {"start": 7994.26, "end": 7996.26, "text": " what does that mean?"}, {"start": 8020.26, "end": 8028.22, "text": " Good feeling, huh? Sorry, I'm just trying to, uh, I'm trying to help a chatter complete"}, {"start": 8028.22, "end": 8032.64, "text": " his bingo square, so I had to say I have a good feeling about this one."}, {"start": 8032.64, "end": 8048.900000000001, "text": " Boop, boop, boop, boop."}, {"start": 8048.900000000001, "end": 8053.700000000001, "text": " trading there's no rule against it dude"}, {"start": 8057.500000000001, "end": 8063.3, "text": " I'm gonna leave the CCTV unattended surprise they have a cut of meat to watch"}, {"start": 8063.3, "end": 8066.18, "text": " the watchers"}, {"start": 8078.900000000001, "end": 8079.400000000001, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 8108.900000000001, "end": 8110.900000000001, "text": " We need that"}, {"start": 8135.540000000001, "end": 8137.540000000001, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 8138.900000000001, "end": 8141.660000000001, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 8168.900000000001, "end": 8175.900000000001, "text": " That was for Bingo."}, {"start": 8198.9, "end": 8202.1, "text": " We have a civilian in custody and break the transport."}, {"start": 8221.3, "end": 8223.3, "text": " Yeah, they're friggin' idiots."}, {"start": 8228.9, "end": 8230.9, "text": " I have to talk to you for our safety."}, {"start": 8232.199999999999, "end": 8233.199999999999, "text": " You have to hurry!"}, {"start": 8233.199999999999, "end": 8235.699999999999, "text": " Please talk. Once another detain me."}, {"start": 8253.6, "end": 8254.4, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 8256.4, "end": 8257.6, "text": " Oh, I think she's in the bathroom."}, {"start": 8288.9, "end": 8290.9, "text": " I'm going for a second."}, {"start": 8312.9, "end": 8315.9, "text": " No need to talk. We gotta get stuff back here."}, {"start": 8318.9, "end": 8323.9, "text": " You're going to be okay."}, {"start": 8323.9, "end": 8328.9, "text": " Entry to my park."}, {"start": 8328.9, "end": 8333.9, "text": " It's only for you to go for me back."}, {"start": 8333.9, "end": 8340.9, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god."}, {"start": 8340.9, "end": 8350.9, "text": " Please, come on the ground, I'm not moving."}, {"start": 8350.9, "end": 8359.9, "text": " I'm gonna get you out of here."}, {"start": 8359.9, "end": 8361.9, "text": " Please, come on the ground! I'm not moving!"}, {"start": 8361.9, "end": 8363.9, "text": " We're gonna get you out of here."}, {"start": 8363.9, "end": 8365.9, "text": " Stay calm."}, {"start": 8366.9, "end": 8368.9, "text": " They said they were here to save us."}, {"start": 8368.9, "end": 8371.9, "text": " Leave the fuck. We have a civilian in our custody."}, {"start": 8389.9, "end": 8418.9, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8538.9, "end": 8555.9, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8585.9, "end": 8607.4, "text": " I got a lesson"}, {"start": 8615.9, "end": 8630.9, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8630.9, "end": 8650.9, "text": " and"}, {"start": 8650.9, "end": 8652.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8664.779999999999, "end": 8666.779999999999, "text": " Where did he go"}, {"start": 8680.9, "end": 8690.5, "text": " I don't understand."}, {"start": 8690.5, "end": 8693.699999999999, "text": " What on earth are they for so?"}, {"start": 8693.699999999999, "end": 8694.699999999999, "text": " Allegory."}, {"start": 8694.699999999999, "end": 8699.74, "text": " Purgatory allegory."}, {"start": 8699.74, "end": 8706.9, "text": " Where did he actually go?"}, {"start": 8736.9, "end": 8745.359999999999, "text": " I he walked out here the only door that was open was this one this always remain close"}, {"start": 8751.46, "end": 8753.46, "text": " This is wedged"}, {"start": 8766.9, "end": 8768.9, "text": " So close"}, {"start": 8772.3, "end": 8774.3, "text": " Where could he have gone"}, {"start": 8796.9, "end": 8817.619999999999, "text": " maybe they maybe they closed the doors behind them heavy fucked up he went upstairs I don't"}, {"start": 8817.62, "end": 8822.62, "text": " I don't know how it's possible for him to go upstairs without closing a door behind him."}, {"start": 8840.62, "end": 8843.62, "text": " Well, we'll worry about that problem if we get to it."}, {"start": 8843.62, "end": 8867.34, "text": " Realistically, he'll just come up behind us and kill us."}, {"start": 8867.34, "end": 8870.34, "text": " Or will he?"}, {"start": 8870.34, "end": 8872.34, "text": " Don't miss the log!"}, {"start": 8877.54, "end": 8879.54, "text": " Garbage Man makes first seven."}, {"start": 8881.14, "end": 8883.14, "text": " Garbage Day!"}, {"start": 8883.14, "end": 8885.14, "text": " We've got no room."}, {"start": 8885.14, "end": 8887.14, "text": " Green, take care."}, {"start": 8887.14, "end": 8889.14, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8899.14, "end": 8901.14, "text": " Who movie is that from?"}, {"start": 8903.14, "end": 8905.14, "text": " Oh, I do not remember."}, {"start": 8905.14, "end": 8918.3, "text": " Oh, it's from garbage day two, dude."}, {"start": 8918.3, "end": 8921.66, "text": " Silent night, deadly night."}, {"start": 8921.66, "end": 8927.98, "text": " Silent night."}, {"start": 8927.98, "end": 8930.539999999999, "text": " Holy night."}, {"start": 8946.46, "end": 8947.22, "text": " Did you guys see that?"}, {"start": 8947.66, "end": 8948.02, "text": " You see that?"}, {"start": 8948.02, "end": 8948.82, "text": " Yeah, honestly."}, {"start": 8953.02, "end": 8953.82, "text": " Honestly."}, {"start": 8955.859999999999, "end": 8956.98, "text": " That might be for the best"}, {"start": 8956.98, "end": 8962.359999999999, "text": " Because if we somehow clear the whole level and then have to hunt down one guy on floor one, and he owns me, dude,"}, {"start": 8962.359999999999, "end": 8966.48, "text": " I don't know if I can mentally recover from that. I don't know if I can mentally recover from that."}, {"start": 8967.72, "end": 8968.72, "text": " Luvasta, six for seven."}, {"start": 8981.22, "end": 8983.22, "text": " Boop, boop, boop, boop."}, {"start": 8986.98, "end": 8990.66, "text": " How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 8990.66, "end": 8993.14, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 8993.14, "end": 8998.18, "text": " Eyes on the CCTV access point, the interface appears clean."}, {"start": 8998.18, "end": 9012.18, "text": " How does the rewiring even work?"}, {"start": 9012.18, "end": 9015.18, "text": " He's just cutting wires, dude."}, {"start": 9015.18, "end": 9024.18, "text": " They're dying, ma'am."}, {"start": 9024.18, "end": 9036.18, "text": " For all that sticks for 7, I'll try."}, {"start": 9036.18, "end": 9053.460000000001, "text": " th"}, {"start": 9053.460000000001, "end": 9058.460000000001, "text": " th"}, {"start": 9058.460000000001, "end": 9063.74, "text": " th"}, {"start": 9063.74, "end": 9067.18, "text": " He plugs them into his helmet."}, {"start": 9067.18, "end": 9069.619999999999, "text": " How do you know that?"}, {"start": 9069.619999999999, "end": 9074.18, "text": " I can't believe I didn't see that trap."}, {"start": 9074.18, "end": 9081.619999999999, "text": " I even looked, but did I look?"}, {"start": 9081.619999999999, "end": 9089.74, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 9089.74, "end": 9096.74, "text": " What did you look?"}, {"start": 9096.74, "end": 9101.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9101.74, "end": 9108.74, "text": " We're all the bad dudes."}, {"start": 9119.74, "end": 9124.619999999999, "text": " I would like to get up to the next floor, please"}, {"start": 9139.86, "end": 9141.86, "text": " Probably got some boys in here"}, {"start": 9141.86, "end": 9154.980000000001, "text": " Nope, yep."}, {"start": 9154.98, "end": 9156.98, "text": " What do you think's first 7?"}, {"start": 9158.98, "end": 9160.98, "text": " Frog 4?"}, {"start": 9173.98, "end": 9175.98, "text": " It's bulletproof!"}, {"start": 9184.98, "end": 9209.98, "text": " You're safe now, mister."}, {"start": 9209.98, "end": 9211.98, "text": " Elite, come out now!"}, {"start": 9214.359999999999, "end": 9216.359999999999, "text": " I have to keep your safety."}, {"start": 9217.699999999999, "end": 9219.699999999999, "text": " Please, please..."}, {"start": 9220.0, "end": 9223.0, "text": " And you can talk. We have a new vision of custody."}, {"start": 9229.3, "end": 9231.3, "text": " You're safe now, mister."}, {"start": 9231.3, "end": 9233.3, "text": " Move it, talk. Suspect killed."}, {"start": 9239.98, "end": 9249.98, "text": " Uh, where are you right here?"}, {"start": 9249.98, "end": 9269.82, "text": " There's probably a guy in here."}, {"start": 9269.82, "end": 9271.82, "text": " May?"}, {"start": 9272.02, "end": 9274.02, "text": " Weird?"}, {"start": 9286.699999999999, "end": 9288.699999999999, "text": " This door is always open."}, {"start": 9290.94, "end": 9292.94, "text": " Can't explain that."}, {"start": 9299.82, "end": 9306.82, "text": " can explain that"}, {"start": 9306.82, "end": 9310.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9310.82, "end": 9313.82, "text": " the"}, {"start": 9313.82, "end": 9315.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9315.82, "end": 9317.82, "text": " the"}, {"start": 9317.82, "end": 9319.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9319.82, "end": 9321.82, "text": " the"}, {"start": 9321.82, "end": 9323.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9323.82, "end": 9325.82, "text": " the"}, {"start": 9325.82, "end": 9328.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9328.82, "end": 9335.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9335.82, "end": 9343.82, "text": " the"}, {"start": 9343.82, "end": 9356.82, "text": " two to win the day"}, {"start": 9356.82, "end": 9367.82, "text": " I said dude, son of a dick, bum."}, {"start": 9367.82, "end": 9374.82, "text": " Got any disarmament advice?"}, {"start": 9374.82, "end": 9380.82, "text": " Got one shot from death at this point?"}, {"start": 9380.82, "end": 9385.539999999999, "text": " No, but we are close to half."}, {"start": 9385.54, "end": 9386.54, "text": " I would say."}, {"start": 9401.54, "end": 9402.54, "text": " Anyone in here?"}, {"start": 9413.04, "end": 9414.54, "text": " It's in a lane right there."}, {"start": 9415.54, "end": 9421.460000000001, "text": " I don't think that's a guy."}, {"start": 9421.460000000001, "end": 9426.140000000001, "text": " I almost shot it though."}, {"start": 9426.140000000001, "end": 9439.140000000001, "text": " I'm not watching as you can see from my badge."}, {"start": 9439.140000000001, "end": 9443.580000000002, "text": " Okay, I see it now."}, {"start": 9443.58, "end": 9445.58, "text": " Dick?"}, {"start": 9458.58, "end": 9460.58, "text": " Oh, I think that's everybody."}, {"start": 9473.58, "end": 9478.58, "text": " Reclaim the wedge of hell?"}, {"start": 9478.58, "end": 9484.58, "text": " Wait, I saw it cut out after a while?"}, {"start": 9484.58, "end": 9493.58, "text": " I downloaded a mod that removes their responses."}, {"start": 9493.58, "end": 9500.58, "text": " They're super thug."}, {"start": 9500.58, "end": 9517.12, "text": " They're super thugs."}, {"start": 9517.12, "end": 9518.12, "text": " Cheater mod?"}, {"start": 9518.12, "end": 9520.96, "text": " I mean, yeah, it is kind of reducing the psychic damage."}, {"start": 9520.96, "end": 9521.96, "text": " That is true."}, {"start": 9521.96, "end": 9522.96, "text": " I'll admit it."}, {"start": 9522.960000000001, "end": 9532.960000000001, "text": " He's got directly above the staircase."}, {"start": 9532.960000000001, "end": 9549.6, "text": " Yeah, you're telling me, mister!"}, {"start": 9549.6, "end": 9551.6, "text": " You're telling me, mister!"}, {"start": 9562.32, "end": 9564.880000000001, "text": " It's got your losses, man. It's been like two weeks."}, {"start": 9566.880000000001, "end": 9568.880000000001, "text": " I'll tell you what, you give up first, then I'll give up."}, {"start": 9570.4, "end": 9571.4, "text": " Alright, buddy."}, {"start": 9572.960000000001, "end": 9573.960000000001, "text": " Alright, champ."}, {"start": 9577.36, "end": 9578.36, "text": " Already did."}, {"start": 9579.6, "end": 9583.66, "text": " If you say so star brain code thinks we're selling"}, {"start": 9609.6, "end": 9620.08, "text": " Bitch."}, {"start": 9620.08, "end": 9621.76, "text": " Any benefit to Light Armor in this game?"}, {"start": 9621.76, "end": 9625.48, "text": " You can carry more deployables."}, {"start": 9625.48, "end": 9630.6, "text": " You accelerate faster."}, {"start": 9630.6, "end": 9634.32, "text": " Download Modern Replaces Talk with Japanese Fisherman."}, {"start": 9634.32, "end": 9639.08, "text": " Unfortunately that does not exist."}, {"start": 9669.08, "end": 9676.08, "text": " up again."}, {"start": 9676.08, "end": 9689.08, "text": " I'll put a wedge here, why the why the freaking F no dude."}, {"start": 9689.08, "end": 9718.039999999999, "text": " All right, where do we peek first over here over here?"}, {"start": 9718.04, "end": 9720.800000000001, "text": " The wedge is fucking my wand, you shred man."}, {"start": 9722.240000000002, "end": 9722.92, "text": " Explosive!"}, {"start": 9722.92, "end": 9751.32, "text": " I wish I could close this door, man."}, {"start": 9751.32, "end": 9753.32, "text": " I'm freaking out"}, {"start": 9753.32, "end": 9775.039999999999, "text": " the"}, {"start": 9775.04, "end": 9782.480000000001, "text": " You can't see anyone?"}, {"start": 9782.480000000001, "end": 9785.04, "text": " You would tell me, right?"}, {"start": 9785.04, "end": 9786.04, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 9786.04, "end": 9787.04, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 9787.04, "end": 9799.04, "text": " Oh, no, you wouldn't tell me."}, {"start": 9799.04, "end": 9800.04, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9800.04, "end": 9804.04, "text": " I gotta trust you there, big dog."}, {"start": 9804.04, "end": 9810.640000000001, "text": " I could have got shot."}, {"start": 9810.640000000001, "end": 9815.2, "text": " The Shatter said I'm blocking everyone spamming."}, {"start": 9815.2, "end": 9823.44, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 9823.44, "end": 9828.84, "text": " Good for you, man."}, {"start": 9828.84, "end": 9829.84, "text": " Cold."}, {"start": 9829.84, "end": 9833.52, "text": " Center for the breach. Plans to matter."}, {"start": 9840.48, "end": 9841.84, "text": " This guy do not give an up."}, {"start": 9841.84, "end": 9843.84, "text": " We have one dead suspect here."}, {"start": 9848.32, "end": 9849.32, "text": " Disarming."}, {"start": 9859.84, "end": 9877.2, "text": " wedges it. You know, let's go wedge this double door here. Oh, it's open. We don't want to"}, {"start": 9877.2, "end": 9882.740000000002, "text": " We don't want to take a long fight in this hallway because we will lose almost every time"}, {"start": 9891.880000000001, "end": 9893.880000000001, "text": " Surprise"}, {"start": 9899.12, "end": 9901.12, "text": " Perfect cracking to the wall, eh"}, {"start": 9907.2, "end": 9935.720000000001, "text": " Okay, we have overall our health is good."}, {"start": 9935.72, "end": 9940.519999999999, "text": " Hello streamer, I haven't played this game before, this is my first 5 minutes watching,"}, {"start": 9940.519999999999, "end": 9943.64, "text": " I think you should be more careful."}, {"start": 9943.64, "end": 9945.64, "text": " True!"}, {"start": 9949.64, "end": 9953.64, "text": " All of me limbs have been cut off."}, {"start": 9953.64, "end": 9963.64, "text": " I'll be fucking limbs, me limba."}, {"start": 9963.64, "end": 9977.8, "text": " We win this, we win this."}, {"start": 9977.8, "end": 9989.64, "text": " Hold that, bitch."}, {"start": 9989.64, "end": 10007.66, "text": " You're gonna miss talk. Yeah, it's cool to assume that he is a psychotically speaking"}, {"start": 10007.66, "end": 10031.26, "text": " and reporting to himself. The voices. You show my newborn son how to beat this. Dude,"}, {"start": 10031.26, "end": 10038.74, "text": " He's not gonna freaking remember, dude."}, {"start": 10038.74, "end": 10053.22, "text": " He's just a dumb baby."}, {"start": 10053.22, "end": 10055.7, "text": " You watched that one anime about gambling."}, {"start": 10055.7, "end": 10056.7, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10056.7, "end": 10057.7, "text": " Uh, no?"}, {"start": 10057.7, "end": 10062.7, "text": " Oh, no. That was a Gaven Impression, by the way. He has no Gaven."}, {"start": 10080.7, "end": 10082.7, "text": " I gotta get me Wedgeback."}, {"start": 10087.7, "end": 10093.300000000001, "text": " Death takes the first seven. Am I still a leader of men? I mean, not really. We're kind of doing this one solo, so..."}, {"start": 10095.380000000001, "end": 10099.140000000001, "text": " Can do a Jeff Keely impression. A Geoff Keely impression."}, {"start": 10100.58, "end": 10106.42, "text": " Uh, hey, welcome back to the Game Awards. Today we got a very special and exciting announcement."}, {"start": 10107.060000000001, "end": 10109.060000000001, "text": " A world-first announcement."}, {"start": 10110.18, "end": 10112.18, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 10117.7, "end": 10124.7, "text": " I'm not sure what's going on."}, {"start": 10124.7, "end": 10129.7, "text": " One person out of bed."}, {"start": 10129.7, "end": 10131.7, "text": " A game announcement."}, {"start": 10131.7, "end": 10140.7, "text": " We got a Peggoltube."}, {"start": 10140.7, "end": 10143.7, "text": " Where's that music coming from?"}, {"start": 10143.7, "end": 10146.7, "text": " Welcome to High Guard."}, {"start": 10154.7, "end": 10159.7, "text": " Welcome to High Guard."}, {"start": 10166.7, "end": 10170.7, "text": " Meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow. We gotta get that door closed at the end."}, {"start": 10170.7, "end": 10177.7, "text": " Disregard the courtroom's open. Which is terrifying."}, {"start": 10177.7, "end": 10187.7, "text": " And the stupid flags on my way."}, {"start": 10187.7, "end": 10193.7, "text": " Y'all think there's any bad dudes in here? This is one of the worst rooms where there"}, {"start": 10193.7, "end": 10205.94, "text": " be bad guys man well good luck man"}, {"start": 10206.18, "end": 10209.26, "text": " see you"}, {"start": 10209.26, "end": 10226.460000000001, "text": " What classes you guys play in classic maple story BTW?"}, {"start": 10226.460000000001, "end": 10228.460000000001, "text": " Rogue?"}, {"start": 10228.460000000001, "end": 10232.460000000001, "text": " Robot?"}, {"start": 10232.460000000001, "end": 10244.94, "text": " game answer oh queer okay prostitute I don't think I think a lot of these are"}, {"start": 10244.94, "end": 10248.18, "text": " not classes from the game"}, {"start": 10252.300000000001, "end": 10257.34, "text": " Epstein I don't think Epstein's in Maple Story classic"}, {"start": 10262.460000000001, "end": 10269.460000000001, "text": " I gotta sneeze a bad guy."}, {"start": 10269.460000000001, "end": 10284.460000000001, "text": " Okay, why'd you say that and then I heard footsteps?"}, {"start": 10284.460000000001, "end": 10290.460000000001, "text": " Ooh, looking right at it."}, {"start": 10290.460000000001, "end": 10295.460000000001, "text": " Is she working with them?"}, {"start": 10295.460000000001, "end": 10302.460000000001, "text": " Don't."}, {"start": 10302.460000000001, "end": 10308.460000000001, "text": " Early on."}, {"start": 10308.460000000001, "end": 10325.380000000001, "text": " Oh, they're really out."}, {"start": 10325.380000000001, "end": 10329.820000000002, "text": " Lost to door."}, {"start": 10329.820000000002, "end": 10332.820000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10332.820000000002, "end": 10334.820000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10334.82, "end": 10341.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10341.82, "end": 10344.82, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10344.82, "end": 10349.82, "text": " death"}, {"start": 10349.82, "end": 10351.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10351.82, "end": 10353.82, "text": " death"}, {"start": 10353.82, "end": 10359.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10359.82, "end": 10360.82, "text": " Suspect here."}, {"start": 10362.82, "end": 10363.32, "text": " The corner!"}, {"start": 10363.32, "end": 10364.82, "text": " Stay here. Stay calm."}, {"start": 10368.82, "end": 10369.82, "text": " Leave the fuck."}, {"start": 10369.82, "end": 10370.82, "text": " Civilian secured."}, {"start": 10376.82, "end": 10377.82, "text": " Blood blood?"}, {"start": 10381.82, "end": 10382.82, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 10389.82, "end": 10406.82, "text": " I can't fucking see you!"}, {"start": 10406.82, "end": 10433.82, "text": " I think there was a guy in the hallway who called out after that last guy got killed."}, {"start": 10433.82, "end": 10461.82, "text": " You guys"}, {"start": 10461.82, "end": 10483.9, "text": " Well, let's get to killing, shall we?"}, {"start": 10483.9, "end": 10512.3, "text": " A normal person would use a flashbang here."}, {"start": 10512.300000000001, "end": 10531.740000000002, "text": " I'm kind of like super paranoid about crossing here."}, {"start": 10531.740000000002, "end": 10534.300000000001, "text": " So I'd actually walk all the way around."}, {"start": 10534.300000000001, "end": 10541.300000000001, "text": " Shall I walk all the way around or should I cross?"}, {"start": 10549.300000000001, "end": 10554.300000000001, "text": " Cross? Affirmative."}, {"start": 10554.300000000001, "end": 10559.300000000001, "text": " I'm going in."}, {"start": 10564.300000000001, "end": 10571.300000000001, "text": " I'm just, I'm just, just with the media please."}, {"start": 10571.300000000001, "end": 10574.300000000001, "text": " Shut up, hostage. I'll kill you."}, {"start": 10585.300000000001, "end": 10586.300000000001, "text": " Don't shoot!"}, {"start": 10586.300000000001, "end": 10588.300000000001, "text": " Move there, don't get up."}, {"start": 10590.300000000001, "end": 10593.300000000001, "text": " You think you're culprit for safety?"}, {"start": 10594.300000000001, "end": 10597.960000000001, "text": " You don't need me. I don't matter here. Move over there"}, {"start": 10615.78, "end": 10617.78, "text": " There's no one please don't want to play that one"}, {"start": 10624.300000000001, "end": 10646.300000000001, "text": " and"}, {"start": 10646.300000000001, "end": 10659.7, "text": " We're just right behind you."}, {"start": 10659.7, "end": 10670.7, "text": " Well, this is a tricky room because we know there's someone here."}, {"start": 10670.7, "end": 10671.7, "text": " But where?"}, {"start": 10671.7, "end": 10684.820000000002, "text": " That did not hit."}, {"start": 10684.820000000002, "end": 10691.62, "text": " Ay-ya-ya-ee."}, {"start": 10691.62, "end": 10698.62, "text": " two guys in there by the way"}, {"start": 10698.62, "end": 10723.660000000002, "text": " my flashbang did not get him I think he's back right we'll see"}, {"start": 10723.66, "end": 10752.06, "text": " He was back middle."}, {"start": 10782.06, "end": 10788.06, "text": " Is he in the previous room?"}, {"start": 10788.06, "end": 10801.26, "text": " Wait, that's not possible."}, {"start": 10801.26, "end": 10802.26, "text": " We wedged it."}, {"start": 10802.26, "end": 10814.460000000001, "text": " Let me see you."}, {"start": 10814.460000000001, "end": 10819.7, "text": " Let me see you."}, {"start": 10819.7, "end": 10825.94, "text": " Well, time for the hardest part."}, {"start": 10825.94, "end": 10827.54, "text": " Actually this isn't even the hardest part."}, {"start": 10827.54, "end": 10829.54, "text": " This is one of the hardest parts."}, {"start": 10829.54, "end": 10832.820000000002, "text": " But you go this way, it sucks."}, {"start": 10832.820000000002, "end": 10834.94, "text": " Normally it's free and there's also..."}, {"start": 10834.94, "end": 10839.94, "text": " There are going to be up to three people in this corner right here and they're all really"}, {"start": 10839.94, "end": 10845.54, "text": " easy to kill if you come from the staircase."}, {"start": 10845.54, "end": 10867.94, "text": " So I kind of have to go this way in order to do a full circle."}, {"start": 10867.94, "end": 10869.94, "text": " I'm not sure where they are."}, {"start": 10889.94, "end": 10892.94, "text": " We know the courtroom's kind of clear right now, so..."}, {"start": 10897.94, "end": 10923.94, "text": " This is the very useful camera for us to have."}, {"start": 10923.94, "end": 10925.94, "text": " There are people still in the building!"}, {"start": 10944.140000000001, "end": 10945.140000000001, "text": " Brandon?"}, {"start": 10953.94, "end": 10956.78, "text": " Bang the fucking courtroom is open"}, {"start": 10963.220000000001, "end": 10965.220000000001, "text": " Do we wait for him to come"}, {"start": 10975.220000000001, "end": 10977.220000000001, "text": " He moves"}, {"start": 10983.94, "end": 10993.94, "text": " Hey mom, on camera!"}, {"start": 10993.94, "end": 11000.58, "text": " He did not react, unless he's using his magical cryptid powers to move without being detected"}, {"start": 11000.58, "end": 11002.58, "text": " by the camera."}, {"start": 11002.58, "end": 11009.58, "text": " We could... could flash this guy, I'm gonna flash this guy."}, {"start": 11032.58, "end": 11061.74, "text": " All the doors are closed."}, {"start": 11061.74, "end": 11065.74, "text": " We've talked. Civilian Museum Company requesting escort."}, {"start": 11076.74, "end": 11078.74, "text": " Hey! These are two tracks!"}, {"start": 11078.74, "end": 11081.74, "text": " Didn't ask!"}, {"start": 11091.74, "end": 11105.06, "text": " We've been through here, haven't we?"}, {"start": 11105.06, "end": 11106.539999999999, "text": " Isn't this where we came up?"}, {"start": 11106.539999999999, "end": 11107.539999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11107.54, "end": 11127.54, "text": " It's quiet, too quiet."}, {"start": 11157.54, "end": 11187.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, I don't think so."}, {"start": 11187.380000000001, "end": 11189.380000000001, "text": " I don't know where this dude went."}, {"start": 11206.26, "end": 11209.26, "text": " Hey, you said, identify yourself."}, {"start": 11213.54, "end": 11215.54, "text": " I wish I could yell with my mirror gun out."}, {"start": 11217.380000000001, "end": 11219.380000000001, "text": " Put your hands up!"}, {"start": 11244.380000000001, "end": 11245.380000000001, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 11245.380000000001, "end": 11252.380000000001, "text": " Let's go around again."}, {"start": 11252.380000000001, "end": 11264.78, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 11264.78, "end": 11265.78, "text": " Bing chilling."}, {"start": 11266.78, "end": 11268.78, "text": " Hey go what six first seven"}, {"start": 11282.1, "end": 11284.1, "text": " Maybe he's on the stairwell"}, {"start": 11295.78, "end": 11302.78, "text": " me no no"}, {"start": 11325.78, "end": 11332.78, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11332.78, "end": 11335.78, "text": " death"}, {"start": 11335.78, "end": 11339.78, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11339.78, "end": 11342.78, "text": " death"}, {"start": 11342.78, "end": 11345.78, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11345.78, "end": 11349.78, "text": " death"}, {"start": 11349.78, "end": 11379.62, "text": " We did not check these rooms."}, {"start": 11379.62, "end": 11381.62, "text": " we found the bomb"}, {"start": 11381.62, "end": 11383.62, "text": " talk we found something"}, {"start": 11383.62, "end": 11385.62, "text": " laptop and a frequency emitter"}, {"start": 11385.62, "end": 11387.62, "text": " bicellintel says"}, {"start": 11387.62, "end": 11389.62, "text": " blub blub blub blub blub blub"}, {"start": 11393.62, "end": 11395.62, "text": " bicellindies"}, {"start": 11401.62, "end": 11403.62, "text": " i think we got everyone on this floor boys"}, {"start": 11403.62, "end": 11405.62, "text": " unless there's a cheeky guy hiding out here"}, {"start": 11405.62, "end": 11407.62, "text": " in the corner or something"}, {"start": 11409.62, "end": 11415.1, "text": " That is upstairs."}, {"start": 11415.1, "end": 11417.5, "text": " How do you lean so low?"}, {"start": 11417.5, "end": 11421.380000000001, "text": " I'm crouching first and then I'm holding S and A or S and D."}, {"start": 11421.380000000001, "end": 11427.980000000001, "text": " You can get low."}, {"start": 11427.980000000001, "end": 11430.78, "text": " Get low, get low, get low."}, {"start": 11430.78, "end": 11434.820000000002, "text": " I can't close this."}, {"start": 11434.820000000002, "end": 11436.820000000002, "text": " Weird."}, {"start": 11436.82, "end": 11445.699999999999, "text": " okay stop I gotta put me listening ears on we walk bravely out into the open"}, {"start": 11445.699999999999, "end": 11450.94, "text": " here we have a civilian in custody"}, {"start": 11455.02, "end": 11458.9, "text": " 10-boy bug six for seven"}, {"start": 11466.82, "end": 11475.5, "text": " I even shot him, he just died up."}, {"start": 11475.5, "end": 11480.42, "text": " Fuck man."}, {"start": 11480.42, "end": 11487.22, "text": " I actually reacted faster dude."}, {"start": 11487.22, "end": 11492.1, "text": " More Galactics for 7."}, {"start": 11492.1, "end": 11499.58, "text": " Okay, we killed 15 guys."}, {"start": 11499.58, "end": 11500.58, "text": " Surely it was more than that."}, {"start": 11500.58, "end": 11513.62, "text": " I mean, if we count the last guy, that was 15, right?"}, {"start": 11513.62, "end": 11514.62, "text": " What if we're full auto there?"}, {"start": 11514.62, "end": 11515.7, "text": " Did we own that guy?"}, {"start": 11522.1, "end": 11528.140000000001, "text": " Hmm, what is it? What's up better calibers at the AK or the or the 762 or the"}, {"start": 11530.18, "end": 11535.18, "text": " Whatever the fuck this is black point blackout which one is"}, {"start": 11539.26, "end": 11541.26, "text": " Take the SA 48 I"}, {"start": 11544.5, "end": 11549.94, "text": " Don't want to use about a rifle because it slows down swapping my shit so fast it just doesn't feel good to use"}, {"start": 11549.94, "end": 11569.54, "text": " use the mcx with muzzle brake."}, {"start": 11569.54, "end": 11572.54, "text": " I just want something that will stop them when I shoot them."}, {"start": 11572.54, "end": 11574.54, "text": " I guess that's the most important thing."}, {"start": 11577.54, "end": 11580.54, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 11580.54, "end": 11581.54, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11582.54, "end": 11584.54, "text": " Shocker and with slug."}, {"start": 11584.54, "end": 11586.54, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11589.54, "end": 11590.54, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11590.54, "end": 11593.54, "text": " You don't get very good scopes with those, though, not,"}, {"start": 11593.54, "end": 11594.54, "text": " not that we need one."}, {"start": 11595.54, "end": 11596.54, "text": " Pup."}, {"start": 11596.54, "end": 11597.54, "text": " Pup."}, {"start": 11597.54, "end": 11598.54, "text": " Pup."}, {"start": 11598.54, "end": 11599.54, "text": " Pup."}, {"start": 11599.54, "end": 11600.54, "text": " Pup."}, {"start": 11601.34, "end": 11603.2, "text": " Well, actually, I suppose you can..."}, {"start": 11603.2, "end": 11604.28, "text": " I don't... I want..."}, {"start": 11604.580000000002, "end": 11606.5, "text": " the ones that are bolt-fed, the..."}, {"start": 11606.5, "end": 11607.36, "text": " or, uh..."}, {"start": 11607.640000000001, "end": 11609.02, "text": " single action..."}, {"start": 11609.02, "end": 11610.76, "text": " B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B..."}, {"start": 11613.800000000001, "end": 11615.560000000001, "text": " We try slugs, fuck it, dude."}, {"start": 11615.900000000001, "end": 11617.880000000001, "text": " Fuck it, dude!"}, {"start": 11620.54, "end": 11622.52, "text": " Meep, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep..."}, {"start": 11622.52, "end": 11623.880000000001, "text": " Do we want spread choke?"}, {"start": 11630.54, "end": 11636.900000000001, "text": " Buckshot we can't use buckshot because a lot of them have armor like we want we want them to"}, {"start": 11637.5, "end": 11639.5, "text": " Now with slugs"}, {"start": 11639.5, "end": 11641.5, "text": " Hey, what's the what would the break do?"}, {"start": 11644.26, "end": 11648.54, "text": " Me me me me me me nothing to choke slugs or one projectile"}, {"start": 11653.460000000001, "end": 11657.54, "text": " Let's recoil it no, I know I but like what is the purpose of a choke?"}, {"start": 11657.54, "end": 11663.54, "text": " on a shotgun and there is a spray pattern a buckshot okay"}, {"start": 11672.62, "end": 11677.02, "text": " it's slug and dad"}, {"start": 11677.02, "end": 11681.560000000001, "text": " surprise they haven't cut the feed cameras are still active we're likely"}, {"start": 11681.56, "end": 11683.56, "text": " Watched upon entry"}, {"start": 11686.279999999999, "end": 11690.8, "text": " You I think I'm gonna slug"}, {"start": 11690.800000000001, "end": 11692.800000000001, "text": " Good"}, {"start": 11709.640000000001, "end": 11711.720000000001, "text": " Oh, I can't wait to shoot someone with this"}, {"start": 11720.800000000001, "end": 11729.12, "text": " oh boy play free bird what happens to now playing Free Bird I perform the"}, {"start": 11729.12, "end": 11734.26, "text": " entirety of free bird a cappella for you"}, {"start": 11750.800000000001, "end": 11757.800000000001, "text": " I'm free!"}, {"start": 11759.240000000002, "end": 11766.240000000002, "text": " Free foo-ly!"}, {"start": 11770.720000000001, "end": 11773.720000000001, "text": " Alright, shotgun test."}, {"start": 11773.72, "end": 11778.72, "text": " Target eliminated."}, {"start": 11778.72, "end": 11783.72, "text": " Yeah, come on, man."}, {"start": 11783.72, "end": 11788.72, "text": " Close it."}, {"start": 11788.72, "end": 11793.72, "text": " Close it."}, {"start": 11793.72, "end": 11798.72, "text": " Close it."}, {"start": 11798.72, "end": 11805.72, "text": " Oh, see."}, {"start": 11828.72, "end": 11829.22, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11837.22, "end": 11838.72, "text": " Hover back! Hover back!"}, {"start": 11858.72, "end": 11860.779999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11888.72, "end": 11895.72, "text": " I'll post myself."}, {"start": 11895.72, "end": 11902.72, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11902.72, "end": 11903.72, "text": " Nooooo!"}, {"start": 11903.72, "end": 11904.72, "text": " Easy!"}, {"start": 11904.72, "end": 11915.72, "text": " You should get back to the safe house."}, {"start": 11915.72, "end": 11916.72, "text": " I'll contact you."}, {"start": 11916.72, "end": 11929.439999999999, "text": " found out my my fucking bitch wife I'm thinking of a word that begins with N"}, {"start": 11934.08, "end": 11941.4, "text": " mmm there's green smoke there I can leave right"}, {"start": 11976.72, "end": 11978.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12006.72, "end": 12019.98, "text": " Oh bomb now her boobs did you guys see that"}, {"start": 12019.98, "end": 12023.98, "text": " I'm able to rescue without startling them?"}, {"start": 12035.98, "end": 12037.98, "text": " I don't think I got it."}, {"start": 12037.98, "end": 12039.98, "text": " Okay, Shanya."}, {"start": 12049.98, "end": 12051.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12058.539999999999, "end": 12060.539999999999, "text": " Think there's some confusion"}, {"start": 12062.06, "end": 12065.859999999999, "text": " Confusion is how I've managed to be any of your fucking friend"}, {"start": 12070.619999999999, "end": 12076.42, "text": " That right red means anything else then right red"}, {"start": 12079.98, "end": 12082.22, "text": " Sorry, do you want to listen to everyone who did it wrong?"}, {"start": 12082.22, "end": 12083.72, "text": " Can we listen to who fucked up?"}, {"start": 12083.72, "end": 12086.72, "text": " I've been killed instantly two times by some fucking dog."}, {"start": 12086.72, "end": 12087.22, "text": " Listen!"}, {"start": 12087.22, "end": 12087.72, "text": " Seriously."}, {"start": 12087.72, "end": 12088.72, "text": " It's not hard."}, {"start": 12088.72, "end": 12090.72, "text": " It's not hard."}, {"start": 12090.72, "end": 12097.84, "text": " It is, if you have the red debuff, you go to the right."}, {"start": 12097.84, "end": 12101.34, "text": " If you have the blue debuff, go to the left."}, {"start": 12101.34, "end": 12102.34, "text": " Shut the fuck up!"}, {"start": 12102.34, "end": 12105.34, "text": " I'm getting cat bite and Ellie's showing me at the fucking right spot."}, {"start": 12105.34, "end": 12106.34, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 12106.34, "end": 12107.34, "text": " Sery, stop!"}, {"start": 12107.34, "end": 12108.74, "text": " Come back, Sery, stop!"}, {"start": 12108.74, "end": 12109.74, "text": " Go kill that motherfucker."}, {"start": 12109.74, "end": 12112.199999999999, "text": " He's behind the hill! He's behind the hill!"}, {"start": 12112.199999999999, "end": 12114.699999999999, "text": " An easy way to remit him!"}, {"start": 12114.699999999999, "end": 12116.699999999999, "text": " Kill his ass!"}, {"start": 12139.74, "end": 12149.74, "text": " That's why we play a fucking idiot. Let's play something else, guys. I'm done. I'm done."}, {"start": 12149.74, "end": 12152.74, "text": " I'll be right back. That's why we play so carefully, dude. Right there."}, {"start": 12152.74, "end": 12156.74, "text": " Hold on, I'll be right back. Come on. Let me be clear."}, {"start": 12164.74, "end": 12167.74, "text": " Come on, Sophie 1 and Sophie 2."}, {"start": 12167.74, "end": 12170.74, "text": " We've got some business to take care of."}, {"start": 12175.74, "end": 12179.74, "text": " Are you impressed that there are 23,000 people here watching you walk?"}, {"start": 12179.74, "end": 12185.74, "text": " I did not. I did not. There are that many people watching this shit, man."}, {"start": 12185.74, "end": 12188.74, "text": " Holy fuck, dude."}, {"start": 12188.74, "end": 12191.74, "text": " I don't look at that shit when I'm streaming."}, {"start": 12192.74, "end": 12196.74, "text": " That's cool. Also, don't tell me you're ruining my buzz right now, man."}, {"start": 12196.74, "end": 12206.14, "text": " Alright, time to do what every Korean Tekken player wishes I could."}, {"start": 12206.14, "end": 12208.74, "text": " I'm gonna hit a KBD on Binlog, boys."}, {"start": 12208.74, "end": 12210.74, "text": " Check this shit out."}, {"start": 12210.74, "end": 12220.74, "text": " There we go, I gotta move."}, {"start": 12220.74, "end": 12221.74, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 12221.74, "end": 12222.74, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 12252.74, "end": 12265.74, "text": " What if I sniff a sick demon?"}, {"start": 12265.74, "end": 12272.5, "text": " Bobo, isn't a rob Bobo, dude?"}, {"start": 12272.5, "end": 12273.5, "text": " Triple kill."}, {"start": 12273.5, "end": 12274.5, "text": " Bobo."}, {"start": 12274.5, "end": 12279.5, "text": " Bobo, Bobo, Bobo, Bobo, Bobo."}, {"start": 12279.5, "end": 12286.5, "text": " Greetings, fellas."}, {"start": 12286.5, "end": 12295.5, "text": " I'm poop sacking like crazy right now, dude."}, {"start": 12295.5, "end": 12300.5, "text": " Do you think pirates wiped out or took any shit off of the side of a ship?"}, {"start": 12317.5, "end": 12319.5, "text": " How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 12320.5, "end": 12322.5, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet."}, {"start": 12322.5, "end": 12328.5, "text": " They were wiped with Kuiper C1."}, {"start": 12328.5, "end": 12337.5, "text": " Yeah, that should probably stank, mate."}, {"start": 12337.5, "end": 12349.5, "text": " I got fucking shredded by HP, by the way."}, {"start": 12349.5, "end": 12366.26, "text": " You think you'll ever get a Guggenheim Fellowship for streaming?"}, {"start": 12366.26, "end": 12367.26, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 12367.26, "end": 12368.26, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 12368.26, "end": 12369.26, "text": " Surprise hasn't cut their feet."}, {"start": 12369.26, "end": 12372.26, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 12372.26, "end": 12374.26, "text": " Surprise hasn't cut their feet."}, {"start": 12374.26, "end": 12378.26, "text": " Pulling live feeds to give us a layout advantage."}, {"start": 12380.26, "end": 12381.26, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 12383.26, "end": 12385.26, "text": " Any game you're looking forward to?"}, {"start": 12387.26, "end": 12389.26, "text": " The Nexus Assassin's Creed, dude."}, {"start": 12391.26, "end": 12392.26, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 12396.26, "end": 12398.26, "text": " The sound of the crane makes for a subtle..."}, {"start": 12399.26, "end": 12401.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12404.16, "end": 12409.9, "text": " Fuck Stan makes for seven every doors lock by the way"}, {"start": 12413.9, "end": 12416.16, "text": " I think I need the shotgun the shoots faster"}, {"start": 12424.44, "end": 12426.44, "text": " We're gonna try bloodborne on PC"}, {"start": 12429.26, "end": 12439.26, "text": " I'm sorry, man."}, {"start": 12439.26, "end": 12451.26, "text": " That was pretty violent."}, {"start": 12451.26, "end": 12461.42, "text": " The Torex USB, thanks for subbing, are you going to watch WrestleMania?"}, {"start": 12461.42, "end": 12462.42, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12462.42, "end": 12468.94, "text": " I'm not a WrestleMania, I have."}, {"start": 12468.94, "end": 12476.18, "text": " Okay, there's a trap."}, {"start": 12476.18, "end": 12478.18, "text": " I want to wedge this door."}, {"start": 12489.18, "end": 12491.18, "text": " Do I think wrestling is real or fake?"}, {"start": 12492.18, "end": 12493.18, "text": " It's real."}, {"start": 12496.18, "end": 12497.18, "text": " It's scripted."}, {"start": 12500.18, "end": 12501.18, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 12506.18, "end": 12510.18, "text": " I can hear the squirting."}, {"start": 12510.18, "end": 12514.18, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 12518.18, "end": 12522.18, "text": " He looking right at the door."}, {"start": 12530.18, "end": 12534.18, "text": " The shotguns are so freaking cool, man."}, {"start": 12536.18, "end": 12560.62, "text": " I have to shit so bad, it's actually crazy."}, {"start": 12590.62, "end": 12595.62, "text": " I'm 10 million watts of power right now with my colon."}, {"start": 12595.62, "end": 12597.62, "text": " Host, thanks for a sip."}, {"start": 12614.62, "end": 12615.62, "text": " Smoked him."}, {"start": 12620.62, "end": 12623.62, "text": " Happy birthday, selectix."}, {"start": 12623.62, "end": 12626.62, "text": " Selectix, selectix, selectix."}, {"start": 12631.62, "end": 12633.62, "text": " You got any other homies in here, brother?"}, {"start": 12633.62, "end": 12635.62, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 12642.62, "end": 12645.62, "text": " It's not your birthday. Happy non-birthday."}, {"start": 12645.62, "end": 12656.980000000001, "text": " okay he moves but I know where he went there's only a couple places they go"}, {"start": 12669.18, "end": 12672.220000000001, "text": " what the"}, {"start": 12675.62, "end": 12677.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12677.62, "end": 12705.62, "text": " it's a lie"}, {"start": 12705.62, "end": 12712.62, "text": " Toy gun."}, {"start": 12712.62, "end": 12725.820000000002, "text": " Dude, it's fine, man."}, {"start": 12725.820000000002, "end": 12730.820000000002, "text": " I missed."}, {"start": 12730.82, "end": 12746.74, "text": " Like how do I win a long range fight with this?"}, {"start": 12746.74, "end": 12753.02, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 12753.02, "end": 12756.58, "text": " Be calm."}, {"start": 12756.58, "end": 12758.94, "text": " Shotguns are a long range."}, {"start": 12758.94, "end": 12765.94, "text": " I know, it's just like, not much room for air."}, {"start": 12768.140000000001, "end": 12771.140000000001, "text": " I-YAH!"}, {"start": 12777.02, "end": 12779.82, "text": " And now you're here for being under arrest."}, {"start": 12779.82, "end": 12782.42, "text": " Is that cool?"}, {"start": 12782.42, "end": 12787.42, "text": " Yeah, I'm thinking you're under arrest."}, {"start": 12788.94, "end": 12795.94, "text": " The shit spreads? No, I'm using slug. It's just one projectile."}, {"start": 12795.94, "end": 12804.94, "text": " Suspect is down. Securing the device."}, {"start": 12804.94, "end": 12813.94, "text": " Please be at this run. I think we're kind of running low on ammo."}, {"start": 12813.94, "end": 12815.94, "text": " Like I used too much"}, {"start": 12835.220000000001, "end": 12837.220000000001, "text": " Nothing"}, {"start": 12837.220000000001, "end": 12851.62, "text": " Okay, that's a flag, not a person."}, {"start": 12851.62, "end": 12858.78, "text": " I think he's like right to my left here."}, {"start": 12858.78, "end": 12870.78, "text": " Kappa, he's in the bathroom."}, {"start": 12870.78, "end": 12873.12, "text": " Let's trap this guy here for funsies."}, {"start": 12873.12, "end": 12874.12, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 12874.12, "end": 12875.12, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 12875.12, "end": 12885.400000000001, "text": " I'll see you at the end of the mission, brother."}, {"start": 12885.4, "end": 12902.76, "text": " I think he's finishing the mission."}, {"start": 12902.76, "end": 12903.76, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 12903.76, "end": 12907.96, "text": " You got to manifest success."}, {"start": 12907.96, "end": 12909.72, "text": " I won't die."}, {"start": 12909.720000000001, "end": 12917.6, "text": " as soon as I enter this room."}, {"start": 12917.6, "end": 12932.400000000001, "text": " There isn't a guy that's going to kill me in here."}, {"start": 12932.4, "end": 12937.4, "text": " I already cleared this room."}, {"start": 12940.4, "end": 12944.4, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 12944.4, "end": 12949.4, "text": " Wonderful, thanks for 7th."}, {"start": 12949.4, "end": 12956.4, "text": " and"}, {"start": 12960.18, "end": 12963.92, "text": " wedge retrieved"}, {"start": 12963.92, "end": 12967.76, "text": " we don't remember we only have three"}, {"start": 12967.76, "end": 12970.44, "text": " because we trapped that fella in the bathroom"}, {"start": 12970.44, "end": 12974.72, "text": " make seabass and bomb box and everything so some"}, {"start": 12974.720000000001, "end": 12977.160000000002, "text": " Hey, Peter!"}, {"start": 12980.160000000002, "end": 12981.52, "text": " Dorado thinks first of all?"}, {"start": 12983.000000000002, "end": 12984.000000000002, "text": " He's still there, big man."}, {"start": 12984.560000000001, "end": 12985.560000000001, "text": " Hehehehe."}, {"start": 12985.960000000001, "end": 12986.960000000001, "text": " Hehehehe."}, {"start": 12992.28, "end": 12993.28, "text": " Peter!"}, {"start": 12994.52, "end": 12996.320000000002, "text": " Trapped in the bathroom, Peter!"}, {"start": 13004.720000000001, "end": 13009.720000000001, "text": " Hmm. Or is it?"}, {"start": 13027.720000000001, "end": 13028.720000000001, "text": " What's up, man?"}, {"start": 13028.720000000001, "end": 13031.720000000001, "text": " Kind of embarrassing what just happened."}, {"start": 13034.720000000001, "end": 13036.720000000001, "text": " We got one new tower, stop that."}, {"start": 13040.080000000002, "end": 13042.080000000002, "text": " Kirk them."}, {"start": 13051.080000000002, "end": 13053.080000000002, "text": " Wedges."}, {"start": 13056.480000000001, "end": 13058.480000000001, "text": " Wedges."}, {"start": 13062.080000000002, "end": 13064.080000000002, "text": " And wedges."}, {"start": 13064.720000000001, "end": 13070.720000000001, "text": " Now we made a safe room!"}, {"start": 13070.720000000001, "end": 13084.720000000001, "text": " Ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba."}, {"start": 13084.720000000001, "end": 13095.840000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13095.840000000002, "end": 13099.400000000001, "text": " several guys on your"}, {"start": 13129.4, "end": 13154.6, "text": " I want you to stop moving right where the other guy go"}, {"start": 13159.4, "end": 13164.4, "text": " Stay here if you don't wish good for you."}, {"start": 13182.4, "end": 13184.4, "text": " Fuck this cock-head man!"}, {"start": 13189.4, "end": 13203.4, "text": " Fuck the shotgun dude, fuck the shotgun dude."}, {"start": 13203.4, "end": 13207.8, "text": " I think I actually ended up with like less bullets taking a shotgun as well."}, {"start": 13207.8, "end": 13209.68, "text": " Another shotgun runner, no balls."}, {"start": 13209.68, "end": 13213.68, "text": " Hmm, guess I'm ball-less cause I'm switchin' on my hand."}, {"start": 13214.34, "end": 13215.68, "text": " Uh, we could try..."}, {"start": 13215.68, "end": 13217.68, "text": " ...Batteria Flagan?"}, {"start": 13220.16, "end": 13221.68, "text": " I just fucking hate..."}, {"start": 13222.36, "end": 13223.84, "text": " ...swapping it."}, {"start": 13226.82, "end": 13231.7, "text": " Or swapping like the, the mirror and shit. It takes like twice as long, dude. Sucks."}, {"start": 13233.2, "end": 13236.08, "text": " Me-me-me-me-me-meoww!"}, {"start": 13239.68, "end": 13241.68, "text": " G3A3 has better recoil."}, {"start": 13244.68, "end": 13247.68, "text": " Okay, I don't know if you noticed, but I'm not really like holding the button down, so..."}, {"start": 13252.68, "end": 13255.68, "text": " How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 13255.68, "end": 13257.68, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet."}, {"start": 13257.68, "end": 13260.68, "text": " They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything."}, {"start": 13260.68, "end": 13263.68, "text": " They're no longer hiding, but watching us."}, {"start": 13263.68, "end": 13265.68, "text": " Wait, it's not slower."}, {"start": 13265.68, "end": 13270.68, "text": " Just slower for the M14."}, {"start": 13270.68, "end": 13274.68, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 13274.68, "end": 13279.68, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 13279.68, "end": 13284.68, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 13284.68, "end": 13289.68, "text": " Alright, I'm on it."}, {"start": 13295.68, "end": 13307.44, "text": " Dude, talk to the hand of brother."}, {"start": 13307.44, "end": 13324.880000000001, "text": " I'm going to get him."}, {"start": 13324.880000000001, "end": 13326.880000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13335.26, "end": 13337.26, "text": " Six seven year moves"}, {"start": 13354.880000000001, "end": 13361.300000000001, "text": " Gotta hit those, fellas."}, {"start": 13361.300000000001, "end": 13363.94, "text": " Gotta hit those shots."}, {"start": 13363.94, "end": 13367.300000000001, "text": " The gun sounds really cool, though."}, {"start": 13367.300000000001, "end": 13371.1, "text": " Gotta hit those shots, man."}, {"start": 13371.1, "end": 13374.1, "text": " Give up."}, {"start": 13374.1, "end": 13375.1, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13375.1, "end": 13376.1, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13376.1, "end": 13378.1, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13378.1, "end": 13380.1, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13410.1, "end": 13412.1, "text": " The system's still running."}, {"start": 13412.1, "end": 13416.1, "text": " If they left it on, someone turned it back on to monitor us."}, {"start": 13440.1, "end": 13468.42, "text": " What the hell are you doing?"}, {"start": 13468.42, "end": 13470.42, "text": " was that bitch"}, {"start": 13528.42, "end": 13530.42, "text": " It's so quiet now"}, {"start": 13545.1, "end": 13547.1, "text": " One suspect"}, {"start": 13558.42, "end": 13583.42, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13583.42, "end": 13585.42, "text": " the"}, {"start": 13585.42, "end": 13597.42, "text": " I'm barely hurt."}, {"start": 13597.42, "end": 13612.42, "text": " How's this?"}, {"start": 13612.42, "end": 13619.42, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13619.42, "end": 13625.42, "text": " the"}, {"start": 13625.42, "end": 13634.42, "text": " death"}, {"start": 13634.42, "end": 13640.42, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13670.42, "end": 13677.42, "text": " It gets real high."}, {"start": 13700.42, "end": 13702.42, "text": " I'm going to find a way out."}, {"start": 13719.72, "end": 13721.92, "text": " In this institution!"}, {"start": 13730.42, "end": 13732.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13749.7, "end": 13751.7, "text": " Hi"}, {"start": 13760.42, "end": 13765.42, "text": " You don't have to hide, you'll be late!"}, {"start": 13790.42, "end": 13816.26, "text": " Yeah, he did as well."}, {"start": 13816.26, "end": 13819.26, "text": " In this institution!"}, {"start": 13846.26, "end": 13859.94, "text": " I'm right here."}, {"start": 13889.94, "end": 13896.94, "text": " That's the line coming up."}, {"start": 13919.94, "end": 13923.560000000001, "text": " Copy, security is in custody, requesting escort and de-exit."}, {"start": 13923.560000000001, "end": 13926.2, "text": " Officers are waiting, the officers are outside. Go!"}, {"start": 13949.94, "end": 13967.980000000001, "text": " Thanks, Jesus, for letting me make rock and roll."}, {"start": 13967.980000000001, "end": 13973.980000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13973.98, "end": 13989.3, "text": " We're starting the Jesus Rod Rift."}, {"start": 13989.300000000001, "end": 13996.300000000001, "text": " I just realized I never cleared those."}, {"start": 14019.300000000001, "end": 14020.300000000001, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 14020.300000000001, "end": 14036.300000000001, "text": " How about this guy's like, how come that lady got to run out?"}, {"start": 14036.300000000001, "end": 14043.300000000001, "text": " Noob."}, {"start": 14043.300000000001, "end": 14073.140000000001, "text": " Wow, he's on the staircase..."}, {"start": 14073.14, "end": 14075.14, "text": " Upon the heart"}, {"start": 14078.66, "end": 14080.66, "text": " It's not too late"}, {"start": 14085.66, "end": 14087.66, "text": " Upon the heart"}, {"start": 14096.3, "end": 14098.3, "text": " I'll work out soon with my gun"}, {"start": 14103.14, "end": 14121.14, "text": " There's no escape."}, {"start": 14121.14, "end": 14145.22, "text": " How can you kill a god?"}, {"start": 14145.220000000001, "end": 14160.78, "text": " We're peeking too wide."}, {"start": 14160.78, "end": 14184.220000000001, "text": " it in. Wait. I thought I saw a wire."}, {"start": 14190.78, "end": 14195.78, "text": " What are you sighing about, man? You got the advantage. It's 1v25."}, {"start": 14211.78, "end": 14216.78, "text": " Get down! Hands up! Do it! Get down! I want to see hands!"}, {"start": 14220.78, "end": 14224.78, "text": " Where the hell did he go?"}, {"start": 14250.78, "end": 14257.78, "text": " down on your god damn knees now!"}, {"start": 14259.78, "end": 14262.78, "text": " God damn."}, {"start": 14266.78, "end": 14271.78, "text": " When is it going to learn that you chased the flashbang?"}, {"start": 14271.78, "end": 14276.78, "text": " Did I chase that guy by the way?"}, {"start": 14280.78, "end": 14282.78, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14310.78, "end": 14312.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14340.78, "end": 14368.5, "text": " This fucking door dude."}, {"start": 14368.5, "end": 14370.5, "text": " Oh fuck this guy!"}, {"start": 14398.5, "end": 14405.5, "text": " I can walk away right now."}, {"start": 14428.5, "end": 14439.02, "text": " I can't feel my hands shut up"}, {"start": 14439.02, "end": 14468.02, "text": " Who are you talking to?"}, {"start": 14468.02, "end": 14470.02, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 14478.02, "end": 14481.02, "text": " One of them was shouting about justice."}, {"start": 14489.02, "end": 14492.02, "text": " These guys are just regular thugs."}, {"start": 14498.02, "end": 14505.02, "text": " I keep thinking I'll come up with that."}, {"start": 14528.02, "end": 14530.02, "text": " Stay here, didn't get in our way."}, {"start": 14538.02, "end": 14540.02, "text": " Did I poop your head now?"}, {"start": 14558.02, "end": 14583.02, "text": " No helpful cameras right now."}, {"start": 14613.02, "end": 14620.02, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14620.02, "end": 14623.02, "text": " death"}, {"start": 14623.02, "end": 14627.02, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14627.02, "end": 14630.02, "text": " death"}, {"start": 14630.02, "end": 14633.02, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14633.02, "end": 14640.02, "text": " death"}, {"start": 14670.02, "end": 14686.02, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14716.02, "end": 14723.02, "text": " I think I just heard door get kicked open."}, {"start": 14806.02, "end": 14820.02, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14820.02, "end": 14833.02, "text": " the"}, {"start": 14833.02, "end": 14858.140000000001, "text": " I can pull strength in the network, anything!"}, {"start": 14858.14, "end": 14861.039999999999, "text": " I hit the floor before I even knew what was happening."}, {"start": 14863.619999999999, "end": 14865.22, "text": " We're not alone."}, {"start": 14865.38, "end": 14867.22, "text": " No, for no one."}, {"start": 14870.22, "end": 14871.019999999999, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 14871.019999999999, "end": 14871.72, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 14882.34, "end": 14884.539999999999, "text": " Leave the clock. The suspect is down."}, {"start": 14888.14, "end": 14890.14, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 14890.14, "end": 14892.14, "text": " Journalist!"}, {"start": 14892.14, "end": 14894.14, "text": " Stay here."}, {"start": 14896.14, "end": 14898.14, "text": " You have to stop them!"}, {"start": 14898.14, "end": 14902.14, "text": " Entry came across. We have a civilian in custody."}, {"start": 14948.14, "end": 14970.14, "text": " I see myself frozen on the camera."}, {"start": 15030.14, "end": 15032.14, "text": " matter"}, {"start": 15180.14, "end": 15187.14, "text": " one flashbang"}, {"start": 15194.14, "end": 15201.14, "text": " one flashbang"}, {"start": 15240.14, "end": 15256.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15256.14, "end": 15267.14, "text": " period clear"}, {"start": 15297.14, "end": 15305.779999999999, "text": " Well, we got a camera in the courtroom, but it doesn't really help."}, {"start": 15305.78, "end": 15307.78, "text": " It shows, this is like the back of the corridor."}, {"start": 15335.78, "end": 15345.78, "text": " I don't think they're gonna be cool."}, {"start": 15345.78, "end": 15357.58, "text": " I'm gonna walk right through it."}, {"start": 15387.58, "end": 15390.48, "text": " He's right there."}, {"start": 15390.48, "end": 15394.58, "text": " I don't think my bullet will go through this though."}, {"start": 15447.58, "end": 15455.26, "text": " I remember it close at close range it actually comes it the bullet comes out lower than the dog"}, {"start": 15461.34, "end": 15463.66, "text": " That's the main reason I don't like the battle rifle, but"}, {"start": 15477.58, "end": 15479.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15484.46, "end": 15489.34, "text": " Was that noise how many was that 17"}, {"start": 15507.58, "end": 15509.58, "text": " What the hell is that?"}, {"start": 15537.58, "end": 15539.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15567.58, "end": 15570.58, "text": " Stay cool, man! Stay cool!"}, {"start": 15597.58, "end": 15614.02, "text": " Got my ass. Got my ass. Got my ass, dude."}, {"start": 15614.02, "end": 15618.78, "text": " That makes such a pussy. You guys have no idea how fucked up that is."}, {"start": 15618.78, "end": 15624.18, "text": " I... It's just like, it's not like, because I..."}, {"start": 15624.18, "end": 15627.18, "text": " You could have seen that guy before he saw me, but I missed him."}, {"start": 15629.18, "end": 15630.18, "text": " I'll wear back one sec."}, {"start": 15651.18, "end": 15652.18, "text": " Epic dodge moment."}, {"start": 15654.18, "end": 15658.18, "text": " Oh my f***"}, {"start": 15658.18, "end": 15671.18, "text": " No f***ing way dude, no way man"}, {"start": 15671.18, "end": 15673.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15692.62, "end": 15698.2, "text": " Unfortunate Billy unfortunately"}, {"start": 15701.18, "end": 15727.18, "text": " I learned about kunk on earth like two days ago and last night I asked my wife I was like"}, {"start": 15727.18, "end": 15737.42, "text": " Hey, have you heard of this because she watches like popular like new TV shows or whatever"}, {"start": 15737.42, "end": 15743.02, "text": " and this is like a popular new TV show that apparently had 100% on rotten tomatoes."}, {"start": 15743.02, "end": 15747.34, "text": " I don't know if it's a joke or not. I personally haven't seen it yet."}, {"start": 15749.02, "end": 15753.98, "text": " But I asked my wife, she's like, oh yeah, I did watch this. I think she either said she"}, {"start": 15753.98, "end": 15756.859999999999, "text": " She watched a couple episodes or like most of one episode, I can't remember"}, {"start": 15759.38, "end": 15765.06, "text": " She said she fucking hated it and it was awful and not funny at all dude"}, {"start": 15765.06, "end": 15767.9, "text": " I was like you're just saying that cuz you hate women. She was like"}, {"start": 15769.1, "end": 15771.619999999999, "text": " Maybe she's not think well"}, {"start": 15778.26, "end": 15781.96, "text": " It might be over for us boys if there's a lightning ball we lose"}, {"start": 15781.960000000001, "end": 15791.960000000001, "text": " This is going to be an unpopular take probably."}, {"start": 15791.960000000001, "end": 15818.960000000001, "text": " I don't think doing a complicated rotation is spawning, I think it's just stressful."}, {"start": 15818.960000000001, "end": 15832.36, "text": " So, if you think that it's easy, then I'll probably address it."}, {"start": 15832.36, "end": 15833.36, "text": " I'm just stupid."}, {"start": 15833.36, "end": 15838.76, "text": " Look, man, I rated in FF14's Black Mage, and holy fuck, it was hard."}, {"start": 15838.76, "end": 15840.76, "text": " It was so hard, man."}, {"start": 15848.960000000001, "end": 15857.160000000002, "text": " I don't have a clue what this is, but I don't know what it is, but I don't know what it is."}, {"start": 15878.960000000001, "end": 15887.960000000001, "text": " I'm ready to turn out the other party light"}, {"start": 15887.960000000001, "end": 15893.960000000001, "text": " With me, with you, for joy, for yeah"}, {"start": 15893.960000000001, "end": 15898.960000000001, "text": " You can also win, I just come up in my soul"}, {"start": 15898.960000000001, "end": 15901.960000000001, "text": " With a groove, a burning groove"}, {"start": 15901.960000000001, "end": 15908.960000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, I feel it like I feel it just as bright"}, {"start": 15910.960000000001, "end": 15913.960000000001, "text": " Can't stop dancing tonight"}, {"start": 15913.960000000001, "end": 15917.960000000001, "text": " Jumping up on the ticket line, move your body"}, {"start": 15918.960000000001, "end": 15921.960000000001, "text": " Don't stop music tonight"}, {"start": 15921.960000000001, "end": 15925.960000000001, "text": " Can't be no, it's your Friday night"}, {"start": 16051.960000000001, "end": 16081.800000000001, "text": " What's the name of that one, uh, that one song from the new risk of rain DLC?"}, {"start": 16081.800000000001, "end": 16094.000000000002, "text": " that's a banger I know one of you guys knows it's not called twerk it's not"}, {"start": 16094.0, "end": 16095.0, "text": " the third sandstorm."}, {"start": 16104.12, "end": 16105.36, "text": " Ha, let's see."}, {"start": 16108.64, "end": 16109.2, "text": " Oh, this is it."}, {"start": 16111.0, "end": 16112.88, "text": " It might be part two that is the banger."}, {"start": 16124.5, "end": 16126.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16126.34, "end": 16128.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16134.26, "end": 16136.26, "text": " Don't think that's it"}, {"start": 16154.0, "end": 16159.0, "text": " I mean, this is a banger, bud."}, {"start": 16159.0, "end": 16162.0, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 16162.0, "end": 16166.0, "text": " It is part two?"}, {"start": 16166.0, "end": 16167.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16167.0, "end": 16172.0, "text": " That's what I thought."}, {"start": 16172.0, "end": 16176.0, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 16176.0, "end": 16181.0, "text": " I've been here."}, {"start": 16181.0, "end": 16204.18, "text": " Oh, I've been here."}, {"start": 16204.18, "end": 16218.5, "text": " What is the correct way to go up those stairs, I wonder?"}, {"start": 16218.5, "end": 16225.5, "text": " He did not fall over immediately, so I thought he wasn't dead."}, {"start": 16225.5, "end": 16246.14, "text": " Am I close to beating it?"}, {"start": 16246.140000000001, "end": 16253.140000000001, "text": " This is the one, Chatter."}, {"start": 16259.86, "end": 16266.86, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 16306.140000000001, "end": 16313.140000000001, "text": " I'm not a cop."}, {"start": 16313.140000000001, "end": 16318.140000000001, "text": " You're gonna be okay."}, {"start": 16318.140000000001, "end": 16321.140000000001, "text": " Oh look at that."}, {"start": 16321.140000000001, "end": 16322.140000000001, "text": " Call me a brutality."}, {"start": 16322.140000000001, "end": 16323.140000000001, "text": " Call me a brutality."}, {"start": 16323.140000000001, "end": 16324.140000000001, "text": " We have civilian and our customer."}, {"start": 16324.140000000001, "end": 16328.140000000001, "text": " Can you at least get my recorder from my pocket?"}, {"start": 16328.140000000001, "end": 16329.140000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 16329.140000000001, "end": 16330.140000000001, "text": " Son of a bitch."}, {"start": 16330.140000000001, "end": 16332.140000000001, "text": " Fuck you, Eminem."}, {"start": 16362.140000000001, "end": 16391.5, "text": " I'm always locked."}, {"start": 16391.5, "end": 16395.82, "text": " such a fucking banger man holy shit"}, {"start": 16400.3, "end": 16407.98, "text": " what a banger dude POV you're on level three in that place why"}, {"start": 16421.5, "end": 16425.98, "text": " There's my favorite rescue rank character. I like the moissanary."}, {"start": 16431.5, "end": 16433.5, "text": " I think he's cool."}, {"start": 16433.5, "end": 16459.94, "text": " I don't play mercenary the way that most people do though, I like the uh, I like the"}, {"start": 16459.94, "end": 16471.62, "text": " range to hold and I use uppercut instead of like the spinny slash"}, {"start": 16489.94, "end": 16506.94, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16506.94, "end": 16530.379999999997, "text": " I was"}, {"start": 16530.38, "end": 16537.38, "text": " the song with the crazy solo? I would tell you but I can't pronounce them, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 16537.38, "end": 16539.38, "text": " I wonder my hi-hawks got you dude"}, {"start": 16539.38, "end": 16566.74, "text": " We've killed seven guys already."}, {"start": 16566.74, "end": 16568.74, "text": " That's very nice."}, {"start": 16574.74, "end": 16576.74, "text": " Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo."}, {"start": 16579.74, "end": 16581.74, "text": " Doo-doo-doo-doo."}, {"start": 16581.74, "end": 16583.74, "text": " Doo-doo-doo-doo."}, {"start": 16586.74, "end": 16590.74, "text": " Hey, what's going on here?"}, {"start": 16686.74, "end": 16700.620000000003, "text": " was my favorite potato chip so salt and Vinnie"}, {"start": 16716.74, "end": 16719.940000000002, "text": " Hands up above your hand! Come out slowly!"}, {"start": 16721.22, "end": 16722.9, "text": " Well, Bryn, I like lades."}, {"start": 16722.9, "end": 16724.66, "text": " I'm coming for our safety."}, {"start": 16725.7, "end": 16726.9, "text": " You have to hurry!"}, {"start": 16726.9, "end": 16730.980000000003, "text": " Andrew King of Crock, we have a civilian in custody and ready for transport."}, {"start": 16746.74, "end": 16752.74, "text": " I think I'm going to get a little bit more of the"}, {"start": 16752.74, "end": 16756.74, "text": " floor."}, {"start": 16756.74, "end": 16763.74, "text": " Floor two."}, {"start": 16763.74, "end": 16770.74, "text": " Floor two."}, {"start": 16770.74, "end": 16777.74, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16777.74, "end": 16780.74, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16780.74, "end": 16784.74, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16784.74, "end": 16790.74, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16790.74, "end": 16795.74, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16795.74, "end": 16801.5, "text": " would you guys believe me if I if I if I said I thought that door was on the"}, {"start": 16801.5, "end": 16804.940000000002, "text": " other side and I was gonna use the cover that I get the visual cover that I gave"}, {"start": 16804.940000000002, "end": 16810.02, "text": " to close it would you believe me"}, {"start": 16810.66, "end": 16814.58, "text": " fuck dude"}, {"start": 16814.58, "end": 16835.320000000003, "text": " I gotta turn my AC off, my hands are freezing."}, {"start": 16835.32, "end": 16837.32, "text": " That's probably why we died."}, {"start": 16865.32, "end": 16890.32, "text": " We have a civilian in custody."}, {"start": 16950.32, "end": 16979.32, "text": " I might have to go the other way."}, {"start": 16979.32, "end": 16981.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16995.46, "end": 16997.46, "text": " Know we're good"}, {"start": 17009.32, "end": 17011.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17025.239999999998, "end": 17027.239999999998, "text": " Bone"}, {"start": 17039.32, "end": 17068.32, "text": " The sun is trapped."}, {"start": 17068.32, "end": 17070.32, "text": " That is cringey, eh?"}, {"start": 17128.32, "end": 17143.64, "text": " Well, that's trapped."}, {"start": 17143.64, "end": 17148.64, "text": " That's good for us."}, {"start": 17148.64, "end": 17150.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17178.64, "end": 17186.64, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 17186.64, "end": 17188.84, "text": " Don't shoot."}, {"start": 17188.84, "end": 17189.84, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 17189.84, "end": 17190.84, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 17190.84, "end": 17191.84, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 17191.84, "end": 17192.84, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 17192.84, "end": 17193.84, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 17193.84, "end": 17194.84, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 17194.84, "end": 17200.84, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17200.84, "end": 17205.84, "text": " the"}, {"start": 17205.84, "end": 17207.84, "text": " I'm almost done with my guns."}, {"start": 17207.84, "end": 17208.84, "text": " I can't free you."}, {"start": 17208.84, "end": 17209.84, "text": " I can do my job."}, {"start": 17209.84, "end": 17212.84, "text": " Gener sick for a shit."}, {"start": 17235.84, "end": 17250.84, "text": " and"}, {"start": 17250.84, "end": 17257.84, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 17310.84, "end": 17329.76, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 17329.760000000002, "end": 17336.760000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17336.760000000002, "end": 17342.760000000002, "text": " death"}, {"start": 17342.760000000002, "end": 17346.760000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17346.760000000002, "end": 17351.760000000002, "text": " death"}, {"start": 17351.760000000002, "end": 17358.760000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17358.760000000002, "end": 17360.760000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17388.760000000002, "end": 17393.760000000002, "text": " OOF! OOF! OOF!"}, {"start": 17402.36, "end": 17405.56, "text": " Velen, attack! Suspect is breathing, but unconscious."}, {"start": 17418.760000000002, "end": 17432.08, "text": " How many were you on six or seven?"}, {"start": 17432.08, "end": 17444.08, "text": " This is number eight, that would be crazy."}, {"start": 17444.08, "end": 17447.52, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 17450.320000000003, "end": 17454.24, "text": " we have one dead suspect here"}, {"start": 17458.4, "end": 17468.24, "text": " tell me to the the fucking cabinet man"}, {"start": 17474.08, "end": 17481.08, "text": " We're wounded."}, {"start": 17481.08, "end": 17490.08, "text": " We're wounded."}, {"start": 17490.08, "end": 17512.08, "text": " Frog 4."}, {"start": 17602.08, "end": 17609.08, "text": " I'm going to get you out of here."}, {"start": 17609.08, "end": 17610.08, "text": " Here!"}, {"start": 17610.08, "end": 17611.08, "text": " Entering the cock."}, {"start": 17611.08, "end": 17616.08, "text": " To go in the cock and prep for your back."}, {"start": 17616.08, "end": 17621.08, "text": " Everything's good."}, {"start": 17621.08, "end": 17626.08, "text": " All good."}, {"start": 17626.08, "end": 17651.08, "text": " I've never heard this before."}, {"start": 17651.08, "end": 17658.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17658.08, "end": 17661.08, "text": " death"}, {"start": 17661.08, "end": 17666.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17666.08, "end": 17668.08, "text": " death"}, {"start": 17668.08, "end": 17671.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17671.08, "end": 17676.08, "text": " death"}, {"start": 17676.08, "end": 17681.08, "text": " You don't need me. I don't matter to you."}, {"start": 17681.08, "end": 17683.08, "text": " You don't need me."}, {"start": 17696.08, "end": 17698.08, "text": " I can help if you let me go."}, {"start": 17698.08, "end": 17700.08, "text": " How may they sound good?"}, {"start": 17700.08, "end": 17702.08, "text": " Sit down and shut up."}, {"start": 17706.08, "end": 17719.280000000002, "text": " I don't ironically like that."}, {"start": 17719.280000000002, "end": 17724.760000000002, "text": " I don't ironically like that."}, {"start": 17724.760000000002, "end": 17735.24, "text": " What do you call that genre of music?"}, {"start": 17735.24, "end": 17743.600000000002, "text": " It's like when you take like one note and then you do it over and over again."}, {"start": 17743.600000000002, "end": 17744.600000000002, "text": " Music there."}, {"start": 17744.600000000002, "end": 17764.600000000002, "text": " Clack core? Does it sound like a duck? Moon's brain is too smooth to understand real music."}, {"start": 17764.600000000002, "end": 17767.960000000003, "text": " Dude, shut up. You want to a freed concert, man, okay?"}, {"start": 17775.88, "end": 17777.88, "text": " Okay, buddy."}, {"start": 17781.000000000004, "end": 17783.000000000004, "text": " Hold me down!"}, {"start": 17783.0, "end": 17795.52, "text": " You went to an AMI concert?"}, {"start": 17795.52, "end": 17800.84, "text": " I did and it was not a good one because they just really sing the sorrow."}, {"start": 17800.84, "end": 17802.84, "text": " It was terrible."}, {"start": 17802.84, "end": 17807.76, "text": " They performed songs from that."}, {"start": 17807.760000000002, "end": 17809.760000000002, "text": " BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM"}, {"start": 17813.760000000002, "end": 17815.760000000002, "text": " What's the worst concert you've ever been to?"}, {"start": 17816.260000000002, "end": 17818.760000000002, "text": " Warped Tour, and it sounds like a concert, but..."}, {"start": 17821.06, "end": 17823.06, "text": " Not many good bands there."}, {"start": 17827.36, "end": 17828.36, "text": " What year?"}, {"start": 17829.960000000003, "end": 17831.960000000003, "text": " 2005?"}, {"start": 17831.960000000003, "end": 17833.460000000003, "text": " Or 2006?"}, {"start": 17833.46, "end": 17840.46, "text": " or seven or eight or three."}, {"start": 17840.46, "end": 17847.46, "text": " I don't remember."}, {"start": 17847.46, "end": 17854.46, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 17854.46, "end": 17879.94, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 17879.94, "end": 17882.379999999997, "text": " My worst concert was definitely Def Leppard."}, {"start": 17886.379999999997, "end": 17888.079999999998, "text": " Yeah, I could see that being the case."}, {"start": 17888.079999999998, "end": 17889.28, "text": " Def Leppard, huh?"}, {"start": 17891.579999999998, "end": 17892.699999999997, "text": " Are they all like 70?"}, {"start": 17899.039999999997, "end": 17901.68, "text": " I will continue challenging you from this exact spot."}, {"start": 17903.68, "end": 17905.039999999997, "text": " So you better not wrap around."}, {"start": 17910.94, "end": 17912.94, "text": " Did we shoot ourselves?"}, {"start": 17915.94, "end": 17917.94, "text": " He reached around, he does."}, {"start": 17928.94, "end": 17932.94, "text": " The first show you've ever seen was Boston in 2004. Did they play the song that only goes"}, {"start": 17939.94, "end": 17944.94, "text": " That's Chicago?"}, {"start": 17944.94, "end": 17949.94, "text": " They should really stop naming bands after cities."}, {"start": 17949.94, "end": 17951.94, "text": " It's getting a little confusing."}, {"start": 17951.94, "end": 17953.94, "text": " There's also both from the Midwest."}, {"start": 17961.94, "end": 17963.94, "text": " More than a feeling!"}, {"start": 17969.94, "end": 17973.579999999998, "text": " Boston's east coast? Man, shut the hell up, bitch."}, {"start": 17975.579999999998, "end": 17976.94, "text": " Shut the fuck up."}, {"start": 17979.539999999997, "end": 17980.94, "text": " Brock, is that true?"}, {"start": 17984.219999999998, "end": 17987.18, "text": " Brock, is Boston in Massachusetts?"}, {"start": 17987.18, "end": 18000.58, "text": " You think you're so tough?"}, {"start": 18000.58, "end": 18005.420000000002, "text": " I want you to correctly draw a new Hampshire state line on the map, dude."}, {"start": 18005.420000000002, "end": 18008.58, "text": " You're so educated."}, {"start": 18008.58, "end": 18014.02, "text": " Draw Vermont state line."}, {"start": 18014.02, "end": 18015.02, "text": " Draws it correctly."}, {"start": 18015.02, "end": 18016.02, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 18016.02, "end": 18019.02, "text": " Well done. Well done."}, {"start": 18024.02, "end": 18026.02, "text": " You live in Vermont, bitch?"}, {"start": 18027.02, "end": 18029.02, "text": " What's there to do in Vermont?"}, {"start": 18032.02, "end": 18034.02, "text": " Bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh."}, {"start": 18035.02, "end": 18037.02, "text": " Meth? Cool."}, {"start": 18040.02, "end": 18043.02, "text": " I keep seeing meth every time I glance over."}, {"start": 18043.02, "end": 18058.02, "text": " I'm starting to think meth might be the only thing you can do in Vermont."}, {"start": 18058.02, "end": 18059.02, "text": " No pot and welfare?"}, {"start": 18059.02, "end": 18069.38, "text": " You learn how to ski in Vermont?"}, {"start": 18069.38, "end": 18075.46, "text": " If skiing like the Lester Chad version of snowboarding or what?"}, {"start": 18075.46, "end": 18079.78, "text": " Honestly if you think about it, snowboarding is kind of stupid."}, {"start": 18079.78, "end": 18084.74, "text": " Is there like lock in your fate in place?"}, {"start": 18084.74, "end": 18086.74, "text": " Actually it's actually so stupid."}, {"start": 18093.74, "end": 18095.74, "text": " Crazy switch up."}, {"start": 18097.74, "end": 18103.74, "text": " Look, I think we can acknowledge that it's Chad and also stupid. It can be both things."}, {"start": 18107.74, "end": 18109.74, "text": " You've never snowboarded?"}, {"start": 18109.74, "end": 18120.7, "text": " Yeah, but I'm playing SSX Tricky, which is basically the same thing, right?"}, {"start": 18120.7, "end": 18126.7, "text": " I'm about to die by the way."}, {"start": 18126.7, "end": 18127.7, "text": " Tricky!"}, {"start": 18127.7, "end": 18128.7, "text": " Tricky!"}, {"start": 18128.7, "end": 18129.7, "text": " Tricky!"}, {"start": 18129.7, "end": 18130.7, "text": " Come on, rock-a-rock!"}, {"start": 18130.7, "end": 18131.7, "text": " Tricky!"}, {"start": 18131.7, "end": 18138.38, "text": " Grabbing a car is stupid, you're locked yourself in place."}, {"start": 18138.38, "end": 18141.98, "text": " Yeah, it's called a seatbelt, you dumb piece of shit."}, {"start": 18141.98, "end": 18147.14, "text": " Think you're better than me?"}, {"start": 18147.14, "end": 18153.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, stack up."}, {"start": 18153.420000000002, "end": 18158.260000000002, "text": " Come stack up, my man."}, {"start": 18158.260000000002, "end": 18171.460000000003, "text": " Where are they coming?"}, {"start": 18171.460000000003, "end": 18175.660000000003, "text": " Could this door be trapped again?"}, {"start": 18175.660000000003, "end": 18182.7, "text": " Point man, point man, whatcha gonna do?"}, {"start": 18182.7, "end": 18186.06, "text": " Is this the last chapter of the game?"}, {"start": 18186.06, "end": 18188.06, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 18188.06, "end": 18204.02, "text": " But it's also purgatory."}, {"start": 18204.02, "end": 18205.02, "text": " Not trapped."}, {"start": 18205.02, "end": 18210.02, "text": " There is a guy in here though, at least one."}, {"start": 18210.02, "end": 18216.02, "text": " Yeah, I don't know."}, {"start": 18216.02, "end": 18222.22, "text": " All you think about when I think about snowboarding is like twisting your ankle and breaking it or some shit"}, {"start": 18227.9, "end": 18229.9, "text": " That's just scary dog"}, {"start": 18231.62, "end": 18233.62, "text": " You can't"}, {"start": 18237.74, "end": 18241.260000000002, "text": " You think about getting snuck in a stuck in a hit avalanche"}, {"start": 18241.94, "end": 18244.14, "text": " This guy's escalator nice"}, {"start": 18244.14, "end": 18245.14, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 18245.14, "end": 18247.579999999998, "text": " We got an empty spot on the force."}, {"start": 18247.579999999998, "end": 18251.14, "text": " I had to let some wongs go."}, {"start": 18251.14, "end": 18255.98, "text": " Hey buddy."}, {"start": 18255.98, "end": 18261.14, "text": " You won't open this door."}, {"start": 18261.14, "end": 18267.42, "text": " He bled up."}, {"start": 18267.42, "end": 18269.78, "text": " He bled up."}, {"start": 18269.78, "end": 18292.26, "text": " it down. Prepare the altar. Oh, hey, what's that? You almost died, by the way."}, {"start": 18299.78, "end": 18309.78, "text": " Ammo is infinite in this game? No. I got three more clips."}, {"start": 18309.78, "end": 18315.78, "text": " Clip it, Chad. In quotes, double skull emoji. Clip it."}, {"start": 18315.78, "end": 18318.78, "text": " killed. Keep your hands behind your back."}, {"start": 18320.539999999997, "end": 18322.14, "text": " Holy shit, thank you."}, {"start": 18323.1, "end": 18325.94, "text": " Elmendoc, civilian captain, ready for trailers."}, {"start": 18325.94, "end": 18327.14, "text": " Mouth wide open, eh?"}, {"start": 18328.5, "end": 18329.0, "text": " Dip?"}, {"start": 18330.18, "end": 18330.68, "text": " Hehehe."}, {"start": 18345.78, "end": 18348.78, "text": " I'm moving my camera like a tweaker right now, dude."}, {"start": 18353.78, "end": 18359.78, "text": " It's not a war crime to dip your balls in the terrorist's open mouth after you've shot him with a minicana."}, {"start": 18360.78, "end": 18362.78, "text": " It's called...it's just etiquette."}, {"start": 18375.78, "end": 18379.78, "text": " It's just good etiquette."}, {"start": 18383.78, "end": 18387.78, "text": " Anyone in here?"}, {"start": 18387.78, "end": 18391.78, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 18391.78, "end": 18395.78, "text": " I feel like I got up the quality of the opulon and it's still bad."}, {"start": 18405.78, "end": 18429.92, "text": " You guys would not believe the stack brewing in the colon right now, dude."}, {"start": 18429.920000000002, "end": 18431.920000000002, "text": " You believe it? Oh, thanks."}, {"start": 18441.760000000002, "end": 18446.260000000002, "text": " I like how you can do that and then just like, use the door as normal after kicking it off its fucking hinges."}, {"start": 18447.52, "end": 18448.52, "text": " Can't explain that!"}, {"start": 18449.480000000003, "end": 18450.980000000003, "text": " That's not door physics!"}, {"start": 18454.960000000003, "end": 18455.960000000003, "text": " We are done here."}, {"start": 18459.920000000002, "end": 18463.920000000002, "text": " Two leased and docking with forensics for some."}, {"start": 18466.920000000002, "end": 18472.920000000002, "text": " Surprisingly, we have not taken much damage despite it being shot. We are indeed our armor."}, {"start": 18481.920000000002, "end": 18487.920000000002, "text": " Only our ass has been obliterated. I'm not sure what that part of my body is supposed to be."}, {"start": 18489.920000000002, "end": 18496.4, "text": " It's my fanny pack?"}, {"start": 18496.4, "end": 18498.960000000003, "text": " Okay, but that's not like a part of my body."}, {"start": 18498.960000000003, "end": 18501.36, "text": " It's like a fanny pack."}, {"start": 18501.36, "end": 18507.36, "text": " Is that a grundle?"}, {"start": 18507.36, "end": 18509.36, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 18509.36, "end": 18514.4, "text": " I don't ever open the door like that."}, {"start": 18514.4, "end": 18534.72, "text": " We gotta slow it down a wee bit."}, {"start": 18534.72, "end": 18536.52, "text": " How many freaking wedges we got?"}, {"start": 18536.52, "end": 18538.16, "text": " Do I got one more?"}, {"start": 18538.16, "end": 18539.16, "text": " Please say yes."}, {"start": 18539.16, "end": 18540.16, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 18540.16, "end": 18554.44, "text": " this game is so fucking satisfying to play actually it's actually crazy how"}, {"start": 18554.44, "end": 18561.44, "text": " of satisfying it as a play as Gabe."}, {"start": 18567.859999999997, "end": 18574.859999999997, "text": " You're losing it."}, {"start": 18577.039999999997, "end": 18584.039999999997, "text": " I'm just losing."}, {"start": 18584.44, "end": 18605.8, "text": " No, not it. Just losing. Just losing."}, {"start": 18605.8, "end": 18608.8, "text": " to heat seek this bullet in your head, okay?"}, {"start": 18611.8, "end": 18612.8, "text": " Two men?"}, {"start": 18613.8, "end": 18615.8, "text": " I don't think we can flash both of these guys."}, {"start": 18619.8, "end": 18620.8, "text": " That said..."}, {"start": 18625.8, "end": 18627.8, "text": " If we get three, we're gonna kill all of them."}, {"start": 18635.8, "end": 18642.8, "text": " I fucking missed the first shot!"}, {"start": 18642.8, "end": 18647.8, "text": " What a goob!"}, {"start": 18647.8, "end": 18656.8, "text": " In my head I might actually take the harder shot first, but I didn't take the time to"}, {"start": 18656.8, "end": 18659.8, "text": " line it up."}, {"start": 18659.8, "end": 18662.8, "text": " Fuck dude!"}, {"start": 18662.8, "end": 18666.8, "text": " Dude, whoooa, fuck dude, waaaaaahhhhhh!"}, {"start": 18668.8, "end": 18669.8, "text": " Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm!"}, {"start": 18670.8, "end": 18671.8, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 18672.8, "end": 18673.8, "text": " Ugh!"}, {"start": 18675.8, "end": 18676.8, "text": " Ugh!"}, {"start": 18678.8, "end": 18680.8, "text": " Beat his void, thanks for seven."}, {"start": 18681.8, "end": 18683.8, "text": " I got a good feeling about this one, I think."}, {"start": 18686.8, "end": 18689.8, "text": " You're wondering that guy did at you with Stop Rushing?"}, {"start": 18689.8, "end": 18691.8, "text": " Yeah, he's highlighting his message now."}, {"start": 18692.8, "end": 18696.8, "text": " He's cheating the system, dude."}, {"start": 18696.8, "end": 18700.8, "text": " Honk honk, thanks for 7."}, {"start": 18700.8, "end": 18704.8, "text": " Honk honk."}, {"start": 18708.8, "end": 18712.8, "text": " Ba ba ba ba."}, {"start": 18712.8, "end": 18716.8, "text": " I got a good feeling about this one. I feel like we're on the cusp of"}, {"start": 18716.8, "end": 18720.8, "text": " greatness."}, {"start": 18720.8, "end": 18727.8, "text": " Guards activate infinite ammo."}, {"start": 18727.8, "end": 18732.8, "text": " Guards activate..."}, {"start": 18732.8, "end": 18739.8, "text": " Activate fourvoid."}, {"start": 18739.8, "end": 18746.8, "text": " Consumes you."}, {"start": 18746.8, "end": 18764.8, "text": " It is, it is sated."}, {"start": 18764.8, "end": 18769.12, "text": " Is there a guy in this room?"}, {"start": 18769.12, "end": 18774.32, "text": " I hope he doesn't shoot me with his 7-6-2."}, {"start": 18774.32, "end": 18776.239999999998, "text": " Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 18777.52, "end": 18779.56, "text": " I'm putting the wedge in this room."}, {"start": 18780.88, "end": 18782.76, "text": " I hear him moving around."}, {"start": 18783.66, "end": 18785.579999999998, "text": " So I'm going back to this room."}, {"start": 18786.8, "end": 18787.64, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 18790.06, "end": 18793.56, "text": " There's a trap on this door and it goes boom, boom."}, {"start": 18796.2, "end": 18797.739999999998, "text": " Play Pond Pond shit."}, {"start": 18798.64, "end": 18800.56, "text": " I'm not feeling very Japanese right now."}, {"start": 18800.56, "end": 18803.68, "text": " I'm feeling, honestly, I'm feeling Chinese, if anything."}, {"start": 18804.28, "end": 18806.28, "text": " Cool"}, {"start": 18810.32, "end": 18812.32, "text": " Boots on the ground"}, {"start": 18819.72, "end": 18821.72, "text": " Who saw that"}, {"start": 18825.44, "end": 18830.24, "text": " Dude tell me how that doesn't hey"}, {"start": 18833.68, "end": 18841.64, "text": " Or what or what I'm gonna miss three bullets in a row. You scared"}, {"start": 18849.2, "end": 18851.2, "text": " It's got two pistols"}, {"start": 18860.84, "end": 18862.84, "text": " Yeah, they're fucking coldest dude"}, {"start": 18863.68, "end": 18869.68, "text": " You know, honestly, what the coolest looking level in this game was is definitely the woman cult one."}, {"start": 18871.68, "end": 18872.68, "text": " That shit was cool."}, {"start": 18876.68, "end": 18878.68, "text": " Is it the most fun to play level? No."}, {"start": 18884.68, "end": 18885.68, "text": " Day."}, {"start": 18888.68, "end": 18890.68, "text": " Do a map tierless."}, {"start": 18890.68, "end": 18897.68, "text": " This is definitely the best map, I think."}, {"start": 18897.68, "end": 18906.260000000002, "text": " I don't know if that's Stockholm Syndrome or what, dude."}, {"start": 18906.260000000002, "end": 18907.760000000002, "text": " Any levels with dogs?"}, {"start": 18907.760000000002, "end": 18918.760000000002, "text": " Um, there's a level with a dog already dead, if that's what you're applying."}, {"start": 18918.760000000002, "end": 18928.160000000003, "text": " Play some Chinese music, please."}, {"start": 18928.160000000003, "end": 18940.08, "text": " If I'm gonna play some Chinese music, it's gonna be some traditional shit."}, {"start": 18940.08, "end": 18949.08, "text": " We're talking some whimsical stringed instruments."}, {"start": 18949.08, "end": 18967.08, "text": " I don't have the fucking key!"}, {"start": 18967.08, "end": 18976.08, "text": " I'm freaking wedging."}, {"start": 18976.08, "end": 18985.4, "text": " Oh, good."}, {"start": 18985.4, "end": 18987.4, "text": " Are you serious, brother?"}, {"start": 18987.4, "end": 18988.4, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 18988.4, "end": 19002.32, "text": " You're playing killing floor one yeah that games cool"}, {"start": 19005.68, "end": 19007.68, "text": " It's the game where they go boss"}, {"start": 19010.480000000003, "end": 19012.480000000003, "text": " We love Dosh"}, {"start": 19012.48, "end": 19024.48, "text": " It's got the vid dude."}, {"start": 19024.48, "end": 19038.48, "text": " Loads of money."}, {"start": 19038.48, "end": 19041.48, "text": " Loads."}, {"start": 19041.48, "end": 19062.92, "text": " So when would they go bingo, bingo, bongo?"}, {"start": 19062.92, "end": 19067.079999999998, "text": " Fish bashed, boss."}, {"start": 19067.08, "end": 19069.08, "text": " But what does it mean?"}, {"start": 19072.56, "end": 19074.56, "text": " There's our guy in here."}, {"start": 19077.280000000002, "end": 19079.280000000002, "text": " So, you chill?"}, {"start": 19081.68, "end": 19083.68, "text": " You chill?"}, {"start": 19084.4, "end": 19086.4, "text": " I'm gonna need you to move riiight now."}, {"start": 19087.52, "end": 19090.52, "text": " Riiiight now."}, {"start": 19093.480000000003, "end": 19095.480000000003, "text": " Not toward the door, you good bitch."}, {"start": 19097.08, "end": 19109.68, "text": " What happens to you after he's in my call?"}, {"start": 19109.68, "end": 19111.88, "text": " My flash dude!"}, {"start": 19111.88, "end": 19122.36, "text": " Oh no no no no no no!"}, {"start": 19122.36, "end": 19140.8, "text": " I'm beginning to believe the Matrix bit theme begins to play."}, {"start": 19140.8, "end": 19143.8, "text": " Guards turn off the wall hack, it's getting too obvious."}, {"start": 19143.8, "end": 19145.8, "text": " Oh, thank you for something."}, {"start": 19145.8, "end": 19147.8, "text": " My name is Jeff, thank you for something."}, {"start": 19156.8, "end": 19158.8, "text": " Boing!"}, {"start": 19159.8, "end": 19161.8, "text": " That's a bad guy."}, {"start": 19165.8, "end": 19168.8, "text": " Maybe you should have kept it to yourself, big dog."}, {"start": 19170.8, "end": 19172.8, "text": " I'm gonna walk right past that door, bro."}, {"start": 19173.8, "end": 19192.8, "text": " Well, let's go to the next floor. We will use one flashbang, and we haven't been shot."}, {"start": 19192.8, "end": 19194.8, "text": " We love that."}, {"start": 19194.8, "end": 19215.62, "text": " save the game there's no saving dude hi get up rest of pizza please we're"}, {"start": 19215.62, "end": 19216.62, "text": " Seven."}, {"start": 19224.62, "end": 19225.62, "text": " He's dead, man."}, {"start": 19228.62, "end": 19230.62, "text": " I'm telling you, he's dead."}, {"start": 19236.62, "end": 19238.62, "text": " Get the save mod."}, {"start": 19241.62, "end": 19244.62, "text": " The only thing that needs saving is your eternal soul, Chad."}, {"start": 19245.62, "end": 19263.98, "text": " What is the last time you think Jesus?"}, {"start": 19263.98, "end": 19267.7, "text": " You wouldn't even beat this with save states."}, {"start": 19267.7, "end": 19271.82, "text": " What an insult."}, {"start": 19271.82, "end": 19278.82, "text": " That's a good one."}, {"start": 19278.82, "end": 19289.26, "text": " We gotta close that door."}, {"start": 19289.26, "end": 19292.1, "text": " Actually, maybe we leave this one open."}, {"start": 19292.1, "end": 19295.26, "text": " Yeah, we leave this one open."}, {"start": 19295.260000000002, "end": 19296.260000000002, "text": " Freakin' idea."}, {"start": 19307.260000000002, "end": 19308.260000000002, "text": " And then we pull the fire alarm."}, {"start": 19308.760000000002, "end": 19309.260000000002, "text": " Have a party."}, {"start": 19314.260000000002, "end": 19315.760000000002, "text": " Any chance you can tell me go fuck myself?"}, {"start": 19316.760000000002, "end": 19318.260000000002, "text": " Go fuck yourself!"}, {"start": 19325.260000000002, "end": 19331.260000000002, "text": " Do not decoll it, children. He asked for it."}, {"start": 19331.260000000002, "end": 19333.260000000002, "text": " It is what he wished."}, {"start": 19333.260000000002, "end": 19335.260000000002, "text": " Was his final request?"}, {"start": 19339.260000000002, "end": 19341.260000000002, "text": " Eeww!"}, {"start": 19351.260000000002, "end": 19353.260000000002, "text": " You wish I would count down from ten?"}, {"start": 19353.260000000002, "end": 19355.260000000002, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 19372.780000000002, "end": 19379.22, "text": " Wait, we did not check thoroughly enough hang on I did a quick little glance"}, {"start": 19383.260000000002, "end": 19395.260000000002, "text": " Happy trees, thanks, Perso."}, {"start": 19395.260000000002, "end": 19403.260000000002, "text": " This guy's right here."}, {"start": 19403.260000000002, "end": 19404.780000000002, "text": " Behold!"}, {"start": 19404.780000000002, "end": 19405.780000000002, "text": " Right here, man."}, {"start": 19405.780000000002, "end": 19409.260000000002, "text": " He's gonna move in."}, {"start": 19409.260000000002, "end": 19412.260000000002, "text": " Three, two, one."}, {"start": 19412.260000000002, "end": 19413.260000000002, "text": " Cryptid!"}, {"start": 19413.260000000002, "end": 19414.260000000002, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 19414.260000000002, "end": 19419.260000000002, "text": " He's talking about himself, or what?"}, {"start": 19419.260000000002, "end": 19428.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, Bob, thanks for something."}, {"start": 19428.260000000002, "end": 19438.260000000002, "text": " Hold up, I'm not confident."}, {"start": 19438.260000000002, "end": 19442.7, "text": " You go through all this trouble and for what go look at me"}, {"start": 19449.000000000004, "end": 19451.000000000004, "text": " Get over here cryptid Chan"}, {"start": 19451.0, "end": 19470.2, "text": " It wasn't even there, where'd it go?"}, {"start": 19470.2, "end": 19472.2, "text": " Shuffled off"}, {"start": 19481.74, "end": 19485.600000000002, "text": " You know what fuck you"}, {"start": 19491.36, "end": 19493.36, "text": " That was just the hostage"}, {"start": 19496.2, "end": 19498.2, "text": " Not the best use of flashbang"}, {"start": 19500.2, "end": 19520.920000000002, "text": " That remember the bullet comes out lower through the scope comes out lower"}, {"start": 19520.920000000002, "end": 19537.52, "text": " That four hostage I think we got a guy in the corner here"}, {"start": 19550.920000000002, "end": 19563.34, "text": " The cryptid strafe didn't get us this time boys, but we're bleeding."}, {"start": 19563.34, "end": 19564.84, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 19564.84, "end": 19571.84, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 19571.84, "end": 19590.84, "text": " It's a very unfortunate way to die."}, {"start": 19590.84, "end": 19592.84, "text": " He looks like he's about to uh..."}, {"start": 19592.84, "end": 19593.84, "text": " Up."}, {"start": 19593.84, "end": 19601.86, "text": " He's about to do like the uh, the original Goku Kamehameha."}, {"start": 19601.86, "end": 19603.32, "text": " His mouth is moving."}, {"start": 19603.32, "end": 19606.24, "text": " He's like bringing it around."}, {"start": 19606.24, "end": 19608.94, "text": " He's like..."}, {"start": 19608.94, "end": 19619.3, "text": " I can't fucking..."}, {"start": 19619.3, "end": 19622.3, "text": " Is it the Doris cover? Yeah, I've got a fucking death wish."}, {"start": 19641.3, "end": 19643.3, "text": " No fucking wedges! I'm an idiot!"}, {"start": 19649.3, "end": 19651.3, "text": " Ben?"}, {"start": 19651.3, "end": 19656.3, "text": " Check same, huh?"}, {"start": 19656.3, "end": 19659.3, "text": " Alright, I realized."}, {"start": 19659.3, "end": 19662.3, "text": " Those clips look really cool."}, {"start": 19662.3, "end": 19667.3, "text": " It's like a brick of black licorice."}, {"start": 19674.3, "end": 19678.3, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 19678.3, "end": 19683.7, "text": " Always food with this one? Not true. It's either food or Dragon Ball Z allegory."}, {"start": 19683.7, "end": 19693.3, "text": " Okay. Dragon! Dragon! What the dragon? Dragon Ball Z!"}, {"start": 19695.3, "end": 19700.3, "text": " American Explaining Guns! Imagine a hamburger."}, {"start": 19700.3, "end": 19702.3, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19704.3, "end": 19707.3, "text": " Now imagine a hamburger. Okay."}, {"start": 19707.3, "end": 19719.3, "text": " It's got bacon, cheese, so it's a cheeseburger, right? No lettuce, no onion, no tomato, no pickle."}, {"start": 19726.3, "end": 19729.3, "text": " And then it has another patty of meat up."}, {"start": 19729.3, "end": 19738.7, "text": " And then finally, no condiments."}, {"start": 19738.7, "end": 19743.7, "text": " I'm not quite sure where condiments are, but I've always..."}, {"start": 19743.7, "end": 19745.7, "text": " I've always gotten mine with that."}, {"start": 19745.7, "end": 19747.7, "text": " I was dead."}, {"start": 19765.7, "end": 19768.7, "text": " You guys think there's anyone else out here? Wait, how many people will be killed here?"}, {"start": 19768.7, "end": 19775.7, "text": " There's some in-strafe cryptid, no."}, {"start": 19775.7, "end": 19778.7, "text": " Emergency flash!"}, {"start": 19778.7, "end": 19790.7, "text": " Yep, I didn't hit a single guy with that."}, {"start": 19790.7, "end": 19795.7, "text": " I heard another guy talk."}, {"start": 19795.7, "end": 19797.7, "text": " Brothers."}, {"start": 19797.7, "end": 19810.38, "text": " Wait, I shot the explosive."}, {"start": 19810.38, "end": 19815.38, "text": " He's choking out right now."}, {"start": 19815.38, "end": 19836.2, "text": " Anyone here slow down I was trying to quickly get over here so that I could avoid the guy"}, {"start": 19836.2, "end": 19840.24, "text": " I need to get in here so that I could get ready for the flank if it was coming"}, {"start": 19840.24, "end": 19847.24, "text": " And now the doors destroyed."}, {"start": 19847.24, "end": 19854.24, "text": " Hey fellows."}, {"start": 19854.24, "end": 19865.24, "text": " Now surely this lands where it needs to."}, {"start": 19895.24, "end": 19912.68, "text": " I wonder where the guy choked out a while, maybe he went in here."}, {"start": 19912.68, "end": 19914.68, "text": " We've got to get stuff back here"}, {"start": 19932.0, "end": 19934.0, "text": " Well, that was nice to turn it off"}, {"start": 19942.68, "end": 19947.32, "text": " I can't believe we didn't die to that one guy that we we've cracked the door open in two"}, {"start": 19960.12, "end": 19963.9, "text": " I don't know if they healed up 50% actually works by the way"}, {"start": 19964.86, "end": 19970.64, "text": " We healed up lead last night where HP outline was like really dark and it just did not get any lighter"}, {"start": 19972.68, "end": 19987.2, "text": " well there's a guy like in this area right here on this level let's hope"}, {"start": 19987.2, "end": 19994.96, "text": " there's no one right here"}, {"start": 20002.68, "end": 20008.68, "text": " Hmm. I wonder why they don't react to that sometimes."}, {"start": 20008.68, "end": 20012.68, "text": " Well, it's like I have like full-on random one head."}, {"start": 20020.68, "end": 20024.68, "text": " I think the door's closed. Well, here we go."}, {"start": 20032.68, "end": 20037.68, "text": " Nope, that door is open. That is terrifying."}, {"start": 20055.68, "end": 20058.68, "text": " We're about to get peaked long and die, by the way."}, {"start": 20058.68, "end": 20079.2, "text": " Wait, we left this door open."}, {"start": 20079.2, "end": 20092.8, "text": " We did have a guy right here once."}, {"start": 20092.8, "end": 20094.48, "text": " That door's open."}, {"start": 20094.48, "end": 20095.96, "text": " Mommy."}, {"start": 20095.96, "end": 20111.239999999998, "text": " This door should not be open."}, {"start": 20111.239999999998, "end": 20123.64, "text": " I feel like John Rambo is tracking my prey right now, dude."}, {"start": 20123.64, "end": 20152.64, "text": " have we found the bomb?"}, {"start": 20272.64, "end": 20290.96, "text": " fuck you you just pay what was just said"}, {"start": 20302.64, "end": 20322.04, "text": " Did we get through here?"}, {"start": 20322.04, "end": 20323.04, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 20323.04, "end": 20324.04, "text": " No big stuff."}, {"start": 20354.04, "end": 20356.04, "text": " I'm topping it pretty much the emitter"}, {"start": 20474.04, "end": 20476.04, "text": " Erie's cleared"}, {"start": 20476.04, "end": 20505.16, "text": " We got a guy at the middle sector and we got a guy right above us."}, {"start": 20505.16, "end": 20506.16, "text": " Don't open."}, {"start": 20511.16, "end": 20512.16, "text": " We should try to stay."}, {"start": 20513.16, "end": 20516.16, "text": " Screw this. Just stay the hell out of me."}, {"start": 20520.16, "end": 20523.16, "text": " Let me see those hands! Hands up now!"}, {"start": 20524.16, "end": 20526.16, "text": " Down in the ground! Move!"}, {"start": 20556.16, "end": 20559.0, "text": " Now police down on the ground"}, {"start": 20586.16, "end": 20590.16, "text": " I'm on the border. Whatever the matter, I can do it, okay?"}, {"start": 20607.16, "end": 20610.16, "text": " They are not falling for it, boys."}, {"start": 20610.16, "end": 20612.16, "text": " Hands up! I'll bump your head!"}, {"start": 20646.16, "end": 20648.16, "text": " We need to be quick here."}, {"start": 20648.16, "end": 20650.16, "text": " They're... they're like the coals."}, {"start": 20676.16, "end": 20683.16, "text": " Maybe we'll get an angle and that guy running around over there from here."}, {"start": 20706.16, "end": 20712.16, "text": " I can talk to the police, no whips in it."}, {"start": 20721.16, "end": 20723.16, "text": " They've been moving around anymore."}, {"start": 20723.16, "end": 20730.16, "text": " You don't need me, I'm just a jerk to win."}, {"start": 20730.16, "end": 20738.16, "text": " Screw this. This is just how I'm doing it."}, {"start": 20738.16, "end": 20744.16, "text": " Think I'm jamming the elevators?"}, {"start": 20744.16, "end": 20769.16, "text": " If that guy decides to run around over there, we're dead."}, {"start": 20769.16, "end": 20776.16, "text": " One bullet, we're dead."}, {"start": 20776.16, "end": 20789.16, "text": " I can tell if that's a guy or not."}, {"start": 20789.16, "end": 20794.16, "text": " We need to be quick here."}, {"start": 20794.16, "end": 20797.16, "text": " I'm here if you know what's going on."}, {"start": 20797.16, "end": 20799.16, "text": " Look, I'm a reporter."}, {"start": 20799.16, "end": 20802.16, "text": " Whatever message you need to get out there, I can do it, okay?"}, {"start": 20819.16, "end": 20826.16, "text": " I can hold the strength of the dead worth anything you need."}, {"start": 20879.16, "end": 20903.079999999998, "text": " I'm a reporter, whatever message you need to get out there, I can do it, okay?"}, {"start": 20903.08, "end": 20915.36, "text": " No, there's doors open is this one open"}, {"start": 20933.08, "end": 20939.440000000002, "text": " I need to check if those double doors on the side are open, because if they're not open,"}, {"start": 20939.440000000002, "end": 20941.24, "text": " I think this side is clear."}, {"start": 20941.24, "end": 20946.4, "text": " It is not clear."}, {"start": 20976.4, "end": 20983.4, "text": " You don't need to be out of just the junglers."}, {"start": 20983.4, "end": 20986.4, "text": " What happens to you after is in my call."}, {"start": 21006.4, "end": 21032.4, "text": " What do we do here, do we run for the box?"}, {"start": 21032.4, "end": 21036.640000000003, "text": " Okay, so we have a couple of options, okay?"}, {"start": 21036.640000000003, "end": 21042.600000000002, "text": " Refill flashbangs right here on the other side of this wall."}, {"start": 21042.600000000002, "end": 21048.24, "text": " All camera and sound clues have not indicated there's anyone else over here that's outside"}, {"start": 21048.24, "end": 21049.24, "text": " right now."}, {"start": 21049.24, "end": 21054.32, "text": " There is one more guy over here somewhere."}, {"start": 21054.32, "end": 21056.4, "text": " I do not know where."}, {"start": 21056.4, "end": 21065.08, "text": " If he's anywhere, it's gonna be like a sight line like right here, so right there."}, {"start": 21065.08, "end": 21075.16, "text": " I think if we die, or if we get shot, we die in one hit."}, {"start": 21075.16, "end": 21092.42, "text": " So we make a choice."}, {"start": 21092.42, "end": 21094.079999999998, "text": " Just so many different fucking sidelines."}, {"start": 21094.079999999998, "end": 21097.12, "text": " It's actually so fucked up."}, {"start": 21097.12, "end": 21115.079999999998, "text": " Mirror? It won't help. It's not really helping. It'll be very tragic if there's a guy up"}, {"start": 21115.08, "end": 21117.4, "text": " close on the right"}, {"start": 21131.08, "end": 21131.56, "text": " there was"}, {"start": 21137.800000000003, "end": 21139.4, "text": " well like what triggers that dude"}, {"start": 21145.08, "end": 21157.54, "text": " Yes, me Lord."}, {"start": 21175.08, "end": 21181.08, "text": " Use the binoculars to stare into the sun."}, {"start": 21181.08, "end": 21183.08, "text": " Why would I do that?"}, {"start": 21183.08, "end": 21185.08, "text": " I heard that that messes your eyes though."}, {"start": 21235.08, "end": 21237.08, "text": " I'm gonna get the same salad I got last time"}, {"start": 21237.88, "end": 21245.68, "text": " That was fucking. Oh, you stinky. Oh, it was so bad guys. I hate eating salad. Oh"}, {"start": 21247.2, "end": 21250.0, "text": " We're doing as my gold pose with our salad when we get it"}, {"start": 21260.440000000002, "end": 21263.72, "text": " Bye feels good to be in control for change. Yeah"}, {"start": 21263.72, "end": 21271.36, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 21271.36, "end": 21275.0, "text": " You can't kill him guys."}, {"start": 21275.0, "end": 21280.0, "text": " He's still essential."}, {"start": 21280.0, "end": 21284.0, "text": " I think you were trying to say is he will always be his soulmate."}, {"start": 21294.4, "end": 21296.0, "text": " There simply is no limit."}, {"start": 21310.0, "end": 21314.28, "text": " I'm gonna go get the"}, {"start": 21314.28, "end": 21318.28, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21318.28, "end": 21323.28, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21323.28, "end": 21327.28, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21327.28, "end": 21331.28, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21331.28, "end": 21337.28, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21337.28, "end": 21341.379999999997, "text": " Based on everything you just heard me fucking say, what makes you think I fucking want to"}, {"start": 21341.379999999997, "end": 21342.379999999997, "text": " sing a lullaby?"}, {"start": 21342.379999999997, "end": 21351.379999999997, "text": " You gotta fight to stay out of your tiny little gloop lorps."}, {"start": 21351.379999999997, "end": 21360.379999999997, "text": " I had to do it."}, {"start": 21360.38, "end": 21365.38, "text": " We gotta go east, guys."}, {"start": 21365.38, "end": 21368.38, "text": " Fork it."}, {"start": 21368.38, "end": 21376.38, "text": " Come on, Mark, come on, come on, Mark."}, {"start": 21376.38, "end": 21380.38, "text": " Yes, sir, dude."}, {"start": 21380.38, "end": 21386.38, "text": " You know, we throw him back."}, {"start": 21386.38, "end": 21392.32, "text": " You know we throw it back dude, you know oh shit"}, {"start": 21393.68, "end": 21398.04, "text": " It about androids Jeffrey I can barely change the settings on my own phone"}, {"start": 21399.280000000002, "end": 21401.280000000002, "text": " Everybody's overloaded"}, {"start": 21405.04, "end": 21407.04, "text": " Isn't there like a binocular"}, {"start": 21416.38, "end": 21419.86, "text": " Bro, ain't no way, dude!"}, {"start": 21419.86, "end": 21423.22, "text": " Ain't no way, boys."}, {"start": 21423.22, "end": 21426.98, "text": " U.A.V."}, {"start": 21426.98, "end": 21428.66, "text": " Operational."}, {"start": 21428.66, "end": 21429.66, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 21429.66, "end": 21430.66, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 21430.66, "end": 21446.100000000002, "text": " Will you say a word for your Ukrainian-speaking audience, it could be poop, only if you say"}, {"start": 21446.100000000002, "end": 21452.120000000003, "text": " Ukrainian I don't know how to read acrylic so I don't even I don't even know how I would begin pronouncing"}, {"start": 21454.9, "end": 21456.9, "text": " That"}, {"start": 21464.9, "end": 21467.140000000003, "text": " There's not is it not acrylic guys"}, {"start": 21476.100000000002, "end": 21493.340000000004, "text": " What streamers do I watch when I'm done streaming?"}, {"start": 21493.340000000004, "end": 21499.54, "text": " I watch Admiral Bulldog because he streams late in the night because he streams it from"}, {"start": 21499.54, "end": 21505.02, "text": " like Sweden time."}, {"start": 21505.02, "end": 21507.58, "text": " I watch, uh, what else?"}, {"start": 21515.14, "end": 21515.94, "text": " Is he funny?"}, {"start": 21517.18, "end": 21519.66, "text": " Uh, he's angry all the time."}, {"start": 21519.74, "end": 21520.86, "text": " If that's what you're into."}, {"start": 21523.46, "end": 21524.62, "text": " I watch doom speak."}, {"start": 21528.62, "end": 21529.58, "text": " Like you won rabbit."}, {"start": 21535.02, "end": 21563.78, "text": " Wow, that was huge."}, {"start": 21563.78, "end": 21573.78, "text": " We nearly got him, guys."}, {"start": 21573.78, "end": 21574.78, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 21574.78, "end": 21579.78, "text": " I don't like this guy."}, {"start": 21579.78, "end": 21580.78, "text": " Dub."}, {"start": 21580.78, "end": 21583.78, "text": " Not dub."}, {"start": 21583.78, "end": 21588.78, "text": " No, I'm dub."}, {"start": 21588.78, "end": 21590.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21595.86, "end": 21597.86, "text": " Bum-Bum"}, {"start": 21607.34, "end": 21609.34, "text": " Dude"}, {"start": 21609.34, "end": 21621.34, "text": " All I hear are the phones."}, {"start": 21621.34, "end": 21647.34, "text": " if"}, {"start": 21647.34, "end": 21663.02, "text": " that did that second bandage that's bullshit you know it's bullshit dude"}, {"start": 21669.94, "end": 21676.9, "text": " we possibly grab flashes in the ammo via mirror gun trick what maybe I don't know"}, {"start": 21676.9, "end": 21685.780000000002, "text": " friend to be able to use it through the wall. That's not a bad idea though, chatter."}, {"start": 21685.780000000002, "end": 21692.460000000003, "text": " Dorosius thinks Persev..."}, {"start": 21692.460000000003, "end": 21699.22, "text": " Not a bad freaking idea."}, {"start": 21699.22, "end": 21702.58, "text": " Like on the stairs, they don't need to go up."}, {"start": 21702.58, "end": 21706.100000000002, "text": " um it it does not i mean"}, {"start": 21709.22, "end": 21712.5, "text": " it doesn't help as much as you think it would because it's kind of short"}, {"start": 21716.980000000003, "end": 21718.5, "text": " but it might it might help a little bit"}, {"start": 21725.06, "end": 21726.100000000002, "text": " it's time begin"}, {"start": 21732.58, "end": 21734.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21759.74, "end": 21761.74, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 21762.58, "end": 21778.58, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21778.58, "end": 21780.58, "text": " ways to trap"}, {"start": 21780.58, "end": 21782.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21810.58, "end": 21811.58, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 21820.58, "end": 21821.58, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 21823.58, "end": 21824.58, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 21870.58, "end": 21873.58, "text": " At your command, sir. Submit down the line."}, {"start": 21900.58, "end": 21907.58, "text": " They're relaxed."}, {"start": 21930.58, "end": 21935.58, "text": " That's enough China, dude. The chairman protected us."}, {"start": 21942.58, "end": 21944.58, "text": " We've killed six guys already."}, {"start": 21951.58, "end": 21952.58, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 21960.58, "end": 21982.06, "text": " I can't kick the door."}, {"start": 21982.06, "end": 21985.86, "text": " Is a master chief running for Congress?"}, {"start": 21985.86, "end": 21987.86, "text": " Dun-duh-dur-duh!"}, {"start": 21988.14, "end": 21989.48, "text": " Dun-duh-dur-duh!"}, {"start": 21991.04, "end": 21992.54, "text": " Dun-duh-dur-duh!"}, {"start": 22002.02, "end": 22004.5, "text": " Come on, we gotta get suspect here!"}, {"start": 22011.24, "end": 22011.96, "text": " Is he?"}, {"start": 22012.5, "end": 22013.84, "text": " Any knowers?"}, {"start": 22015.86, "end": 22022.74, "text": " Dude, whatever posture I'm sitting in when I play this game hurts like the middle right"}, {"start": 22022.74, "end": 22023.74, "text": " of my back."}, {"start": 22023.74, "end": 22024.74, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 22024.74, "end": 22039.74, "text": " Oh yeah, we killed the guy in here."}, {"start": 22039.74, "end": 22049.74, "text": " Oh, yeah, we killed the guy in there."}, {"start": 22049.74, "end": 22061.74, "text": " My BBL may be asymmetrical."}, {"start": 22061.74, "end": 22063.74, "text": " Oh shit, I didn't even think about that."}, {"start": 22071.74, "end": 22074.74, "text": " BBL, Brissy!"}, {"start": 22091.74, "end": 22098.34, "text": " Can't lean."}, {"start": 22098.34, "end": 22104.02, "text": " I'm feeling kind of dialed in right now."}, {"start": 22104.02, "end": 22105.02, "text": " Should we flash this?"}, {"start": 22105.02, "end": 22106.02, "text": " We're already done two flashes, actually."}, {"start": 22106.02, "end": 22113.02, "text": " We can't do that."}, {"start": 22113.02, "end": 22135.760000000002, "text": " Hmm. I wonder why the door closed. Hmm. Weird."}, {"start": 22135.760000000002, "end": 22158.320000000003, "text": " I did the door close. Where's this guy? Wait, what if he's not in here? He is not in here."}, {"start": 22158.320000000003, "end": 22163.660000000003, "text": " He's on the other side of the wall and got aggroed by my flashlight, dude. I mean, I think"}, {"start": 22163.66, "end": 22165.66, "text": " I think that is a window, though."}, {"start": 22178.16, "end": 22180.16, "text": " I think he ran the bathroom."}, {"start": 22189.66, "end": 22191.66, "text": " That means we can wedge him in there."}, {"start": 22193.66, "end": 22195.66, "text": " I'm gonna get you."}, {"start": 22202.66, "end": 22204.66, "text": " You're trapped here now."}, {"start": 22208.66, "end": 22210.66, "text": " You've been trolled."}, {"start": 22210.66, "end": 22230.18, "text": " You got trolled."}, {"start": 22230.18, "end": 22231.18, "text": " Why wedge the cryptid?"}, {"start": 22231.18, "end": 22236.06, "text": " Because there'll be like an unboxing when we finally beat the level of the game."}, {"start": 22236.06, "end": 22238.06, "text": " It'll be sweet."}, {"start": 22238.06, "end": 22243.06, "text": " We're good to take our victory lap all the way back down, dude."}, {"start": 22243.06, "end": 22263.06, "text": " I got no more wedges though."}, {"start": 22263.06, "end": 22265.06, "text": " I'm here in some, uh..."}, {"start": 22265.940000000002, "end": 22267.940000000002, "text": " ...footstep arenos."}, {"start": 22274.86, "end": 22277.86, "text": " Need to remember the Ikea bookshelf is not good cover."}, {"start": 22281.86, "end": 22284.86, "text": " This stone wall, however, great cover."}, {"start": 22284.86, "end": 22295.86, "text": " How come they yell drop it?"}, {"start": 22295.86, "end": 22299.86, "text": " Drop it!"}, {"start": 22299.86, "end": 22306.86, "text": " That's a body."}, {"start": 22306.86, "end": 22308.86, "text": " That's a body."}, {"start": 22308.86, "end": 22313.86, "text": " Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam."}, {"start": 22320.86, "end": 22323.86, "text": " Leetalk, south back down, the quicky-tems."}, {"start": 22329.86, "end": 22331.86, "text": " We got a good amount of HP to spike it in for us."}, {"start": 22336.86, "end": 22343.62, "text": " Wait, did you guys see anyone?"}, {"start": 22343.62, "end": 22345.22, "text": " Please play Free Bird."}, {"start": 22345.22, "end": 22346.22, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 22346.22, "end": 22353.100000000002, "text": " There ain't nothing free about that bird."}, {"start": 22353.100000000002, "end": 22356.7, "text": " That's DMCA."}, {"start": 22356.7, "end": 22366.420000000002, "text": " Wow, just sing the best part for you."}, {"start": 22366.420000000002, "end": 22368.620000000003, "text": " RE-BUG-IT!"}, {"start": 22369.34, "end": 22376.260000000002, "text": " Pepe pepe pepe pepepe pepepe pepepepepe..."}, {"start": 22376.58, "end": 22379.7, "text": " Pepe pepe pepepepepepe pepepepe..."}, {"start": 22382.9, "end": 22384.9, "text": " How's that?"}, {"start": 22391.02, "end": 22393.22, "text": " See people posting frog 4 still?"}, {"start": 22393.820000000003, "end": 22394.820000000003, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 22396.420000000002, "end": 22407.760000000002, "text": " Do you know that entire band died in a plane crash?"}, {"start": 22407.760000000002, "end": 22411.260000000002, "text": " Led Zeppelin?"}, {"start": 22411.260000000002, "end": 22412.760000000002, "text": " That's terrible."}, {"start": 22412.760000000002, "end": 22430.36, "text": " That's a zapplin on a plane."}, {"start": 22430.36, "end": 22455.36, "text": " RIP Libbiscuit. Yeah. They had some bangers. Leveled with the main mandates or something."}, {"start": 22455.36, "end": 22460.04, "text": " I think about this game off-stream. Yeah, every time I walk through a doorway"}, {"start": 22462.04, "end": 22464.920000000002, "text": " I'm waiting to get blown up by a tripmine"}, {"start": 22473.84, "end": 22475.84, "text": " Don't open the door behind me, please"}, {"start": 22475.84, "end": 22483.64, "text": " Do I like Mexican food?"}, {"start": 22483.64, "end": 22487.56, "text": " Yeah, it's alright."}, {"start": 22487.56, "end": 22494.36, "text": " It's on my favorino or anything."}, {"start": 22494.36, "end": 22497.16, "text": " Did he see us?"}, {"start": 22497.16, "end": 22498.16, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22498.16, "end": 22505.2, "text": " What are you gonna do about it, bitch?"}, {"start": 22505.2, "end": 22507.72, "text": " I'm behind the invulnerability wall. No one can hurt me."}, {"start": 22513.56, "end": 22514.48, "text": " The guy's behind us."}, {"start": 22525.64, "end": 22527.280000000002, "text": " Italian vs Chinese food."}, {"start": 22528.8, "end": 22529.36, "text": " Italian."}, {"start": 22535.2, "end": 22557.32, "text": " Theresa gives me giga hard burn, unfortunately."}, {"start": 22557.32, "end": 22582.32, "text": " This thing is like, I never get shot standing behind this."}, {"start": 22582.32, "end": 22585.32, "text": " two guys on the stairs or in the lobby."}, {"start": 22606.82, "end": 22609.32, "text": " He's just running up and down the stairs right now."}, {"start": 22612.32, "end": 22638.32, "text": " I don't think I got him, I must have got him."}, {"start": 22638.32, "end": 22640.32, "text": " I can't talk to anyone!"}, {"start": 22643.32, "end": 22645.32, "text": " That was horrible."}, {"start": 22662.32, "end": 22663.32, "text": " Move it!"}, {"start": 22698.32, "end": 22715.76, "text": " I'm not sure we killed one of the guys in the lobby, it's really an actrium."}, {"start": 22745.760000000002, "end": 22768.660000000003, "text": " That was him."}, {"start": 22768.66, "end": 22779.0, "text": " An open door with strapped boys, that is so fucking insane."}, {"start": 22779.0, "end": 22780.5, "text": " That's so insane."}, {"start": 22780.5, "end": 22782.9, "text": " That's so fucking insane."}, {"start": 22782.9, "end": 22787.54, "text": " Oh fuck, dude!"}, {"start": 22787.54, "end": 22791.78, "text": " You think you might have GERD?"}, {"start": 22791.78, "end": 22792.78, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 22792.78, "end": 22793.78, "text": " I mean, it's not that bad."}, {"start": 22793.78, "end": 22796.34, "text": " I don't normally get a heartburn."}, {"start": 22796.34, "end": 22807.34, "text": " If I don't eat certain things, like chorizo, or like a milkshake, or too much pepperoni,"}, {"start": 22807.34, "end": 22813.34, "text": " or too much tomato sauce, or dick."}, {"start": 22813.34, "end": 22816.34, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 22816.34, "end": 22818.34, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 22818.34, "end": 22820.34, "text": " The system's still running."}, {"start": 22820.34, "end": 22821.34, "text": " You hear that left it on?"}, {"start": 22821.34, "end": 22823.34, "text": " Or someone turned it back on to monitor around."}, {"start": 22823.34, "end": 22831.76, "text": " How's the most I get Barbara it's just like Barry wait so I don't get I'll get"}, {"start": 22831.760000000002, "end": 22833.760000000002, "text": " I got a heartburn from Derry."}, {"start": 22838.760000000002, "end": 22839.760000000002, "text": " Again."}, {"start": 22841.760000000002, "end": 22842.760000000002, "text": " Endigestion."}, {"start": 22856.760000000002, "end": 22859.760000000002, "text": " I see ice cream a lot."}, {"start": 22859.760000000002, "end": 22872.760000000002, "text": " before bed. That shit just don't get digested by me. Fast enough. Not like"}, {"start": 22872.760000000002, "end": 22877.600000000002, "text": " immediately before bed, but you know like an hour before bed or some shit."}, {"start": 22907.600000000002, "end": 22909.600000000002, "text": " It doesn't mean you should."}, {"start": 22911.280000000002, "end": 22912.780000000002, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 22912.780000000002, "end": 22914.780000000002, "text": " You might end up like me."}, {"start": 22915.280000000002, "end": 22917.280000000002, "text": " Unable to do it."}, {"start": 22917.28, "end": 22944.84, "text": " It's like spicy, big anus and shit."}, {"start": 22944.84, "end": 22951.84, "text": " It's good."}, {"start": 22951.84, "end": 22962.7, "text": " Be more dairy, you can make your body reproduce the lactase enzyme that makes you able to"}, {"start": 22962.7, "end": 22963.7, "text": " digest the dairy."}, {"start": 22963.7, "end": 22972.7, "text": " That's the thing though, like I was consistent in eating dairy, but when it started happening."}, {"start": 22972.7, "end": 23000.940000000002, "text": " I think I'm going to lactate by eating dairy."}, {"start": 23000.94, "end": 23006.859999999997, "text": " love milk I used to love milk too my family was a milk at dinner kind of thing"}, {"start": 23006.859999999997, "end": 23013.859999999997, "text": " I mean I stopped doing it when I got a little bit older but milk"}, {"start": 23013.86, "end": 23025.54, "text": " Milk steak family."}, {"start": 23025.54, "end": 23030.14, "text": " Dude, yield milk."}, {"start": 23030.14, "end": 23035.940000000002, "text": " Milk and spaghetti dinner, dude."}, {"start": 23035.940000000002, "end": 23037.940000000002, "text": " Three guys."}, {"start": 23037.940000000002, "end": 23042.7, "text": " Meow meow meow meow meow."}, {"start": 23042.7, "end": 23044.7, "text": " There's no safe door to open here, actually."}, {"start": 23072.7, "end": 23101.98, "text": " Where the hell did this guy go?"}, {"start": 23101.98, "end": 23104.98, "text": " It's not like it went in there, but maybe not."}, {"start": 23115.98, "end": 23116.98, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 23120.98, "end": 23123.98, "text": " Have some raw eggs to numb the pain?"}, {"start": 23131.98, "end": 23137.14, "text": " Honestly, I'm chill without milk."}, {"start": 23137.14, "end": 23139.62, "text": " Like I use the half and half."}, {"start": 23139.62, "end": 23141.22, "text": " I drink coffee."}, {"start": 23141.22, "end": 23150.739999999998, "text": " Have I had to like measure how much half and half?"}, {"start": 23150.739999999998, "end": 23156.62, "text": " Maybe like one quarter cup?"}, {"start": 23156.62, "end": 23159.18, "text": " I don't really..."}, {"start": 23159.18, "end": 23168.06, "text": " don't really have too much that's over like every cup of coffee that I have in a day though"}, {"start": 23168.06, "end": 23169.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23169.06, "end": 23175.06, "text": " Workup of cream is insane."}, {"start": 23175.06, "end": 23184.06, "text": " Dude, probably 4 cups of coffee?"}, {"start": 23184.06, "end": 23188.420000000002, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 23188.420000000002, "end": 23197.74, "text": " I might be getting the measurement wrong as well."}, {"start": 23197.74, "end": 23199.74, "text": " Suspect is down. We're putting your temps"}, {"start": 23201.5, "end": 23209.16, "text": " Like if my cup is like 95% full I put enough cream in there for like the rest of it, you know, I mean"}, {"start": 23211.460000000003, "end": 23214.320000000003, "text": " Maybe like 3% the 3% of it"}, {"start": 23218.5, "end": 23220.5, "text": " Jay for Jimmy thanks for sale"}, {"start": 23224.7, "end": 23226.7, "text": " It's not a lot"}, {"start": 23226.7, "end": 23239.3, "text": " it turns my coffee brown so okay he ain't down"}, {"start": 23242.38, "end": 23245.98, "text": " how did I miss"}, {"start": 23256.7, "end": 23263.7, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23263.7, "end": 23266.7, "text": " death"}, {"start": 23266.7, "end": 23271.7, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23271.7, "end": 23273.7, "text": " death"}, {"start": 23273.7, "end": 23276.7, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23276.7, "end": 23283.7, "text": " death"}, {"start": 23283.7, "end": 23303.7, "text": " Stop switching"}, {"start": 23303.7, "end": 23332.62, "text": " Who was the second guy I hit with that flash?"}, {"start": 23332.62, "end": 23336.12, "text": " Oh, sorry. I was aiming for the terrorist."}, {"start": 23338.12, "end": 23340.12, "text": " Unless..."}, {"start": 23342.12, "end": 23343.12, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 23350.62, "end": 23351.62, "text": " Hold it."}, {"start": 23357.62, "end": 23359.62, "text": " The guy you missed is not in the room that you're in."}, {"start": 23360.62, "end": 23361.62, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 23362.62, "end": 23369.62, "text": " Bash on, thanks for 7. Oh, thank you!"}, {"start": 23375.02, "end": 23382.02, "text": " What am I doing wrong on this level?"}, {"start": 23382.02, "end": 23389.02, "text": " Russian?"}, {"start": 23389.02, "end": 23393.100000000002, "text": " We are going faster than normal."}, {"start": 23393.100000000002, "end": 23400.38, "text": " I think I disarm those."}, {"start": 23400.38, "end": 23403.06, "text": " Use a voice command to bait them to breach more."}, {"start": 23403.06, "end": 23406.78, "text": " I try it."}, {"start": 23406.78, "end": 23411.5, "text": " It seems like what would be most useful, they just kind of hold their position."}, {"start": 23411.5, "end": 23418.5, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23418.5, "end": 23420.5, "text": " the"}, {"start": 23420.5, "end": 23447.74, "text": " Did he get through?"}, {"start": 23447.74, "end": 23449.74, "text": " Where are my bullets?"}, {"start": 23469.54, "end": 23471.54, "text": " Last two bullets?"}, {"start": 23471.54, "end": 23478.54, "text": " The plant is bulletproof, by the way."}, {"start": 23490.22, "end": 23497.22, "text": " There's still five guys. Maybe six."}, {"start": 23501.54, "end": 23518.98, "text": " I mean, surely if there was another guy in here, he would have come out to help, right?"}, {"start": 23518.98, "end": 23539.739999999998, "text": " We've got to get suspect here."}, {"start": 23539.739999999998, "end": 23543.18, "text": " We have 21 bullets."}, {"start": 23543.18, "end": 23545.18, "text": " 21."}, {"start": 23545.18, "end": 23547.18, "text": " 21."}, {"start": 23547.18, "end": 23556.54, "text": " Guys, I don't really have to use the bathroom."}, {"start": 23556.54, "end": 23557.54, "text": " Did it recede?"}, {"start": 23557.54, "end": 23582.54, "text": " I can smell it."}, {"start": 23582.54, "end": 23601.620000000003, "text": " Close the door!"}, {"start": 23601.620000000003, "end": 23605.620000000003, "text": " Thank you!"}, {"start": 23605.62, "end": 23623.379999999997, "text": " I don't know how many people I've killed, but where's the guy who's been keeping camp?"}, {"start": 23623.379999999997, "end": 23628.26, "text": " 13?"}, {"start": 23628.26, "end": 23633.26, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 23663.260000000002, "end": 23685.660000000003, "text": " Surprisingly uneventful."}, {"start": 23685.660000000003, "end": 23687.460000000003, "text": " I can't believe that door was trapped by the way."}, {"start": 23687.460000000003, "end": 23688.460000000003, "text": " The open door?"}, {"start": 23688.46, "end": 23690.46, "text": " How did it get open while it was trapped?"}, {"start": 23703.46, "end": 23705.46, "text": " Actually how did it get trapped if it was open?"}, {"start": 23707.46, "end": 23709.46, "text": " They trapped it while it was open."}, {"start": 23710.46, "end": 23713.46, "text": " I've never fucking seen that. That's so fucking crazy."}, {"start": 23718.46, "end": 23721.42, "text": " You can kick open doors from the trap side without triggering it."}, {"start": 23724.54, "end": 23726.219999999998, "text": " Yeah, that's the trap side."}, {"start": 23735.42, "end": 23736.78, "text": " Whoa, I saw someone."}, {"start": 23738.7, "end": 23739.26, "text": " Number four."}, {"start": 23748.46, "end": 23750.46, "text": " Weird."}, {"start": 23757.46, "end": 23761.46, "text": " Do you feel your gaming process is declined in a similar method to your hair?"}, {"start": 23765.46, "end": 23769.46, "text": " A game like this is my weakness."}, {"start": 23770.46, "end": 23773.46, "text": " It requires absolute patience."}, {"start": 23773.46, "end": 23793.899999999998, "text": " It's freaking trapped."}, {"start": 23793.9, "end": 23800.9, "text": " pop it up a bit there"}, {"start": 23809.780000000002, "end": 23812.780000000002, "text": " that's on me, that's on me"}, {"start": 23812.780000000002, "end": 23816.420000000002, "text": " he has to come to the swipe"}, {"start": 23816.420000000002, "end": 23823.420000000002, "text": " this is not covered, what am I doing?"}, {"start": 23823.9, "end": 23825.9, "text": " He ain't coming this way."}, {"start": 23827.9, "end": 23829.9, "text": " Oh, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 23844.7, "end": 23846.7, "text": " You can't come through."}, {"start": 23846.7, "end": 23868.940000000002, "text": " Maybe that was the first guy?"}, {"start": 23868.940000000002, "end": 23871.82, "text": " We are quite wounded fellas."}, {"start": 23871.82, "end": 23873.82, "text": " Hiiii."}, {"start": 23873.82, "end": 23880.82, "text": " see it. This is not ideal."}, {"start": 23903.82, "end": 23929.44, "text": " That's what I freaking thought."}, {"start": 23929.44, "end": 23931.44, "text": " the trap from a far will kill him. No."}, {"start": 23931.44, "end": 23946.52, "text": " I think that didn't hit it though. I got the ammo. First you hit the yonki, then you"}, {"start": 23946.52, "end": 23959.66, "text": " hit this point. I would really like to kill this guy so we can not have to walk"}, {"start": 23959.66, "end": 23965.12, "text": " around the entire level but not looking like that's gonna happen."}, {"start": 23967.12, "end": 23970.44, "text": " Hey guys!"}, {"start": 23976.52, "end": 23981.52, "text": " What's up? You chillin'?"}, {"start": 23991.52, "end": 23994.52, "text": " Now, it could be wrong."}, {"start": 23997.52, "end": 24000.52, "text": " But I believe there's a guy in here."}, {"start": 24006.52, "end": 24028.56, "text": " I can do my job."}, {"start": 24028.56, "end": 24032.800000000003, "text": " Is the camera being frozen on me leaving the side room there?"}, {"start": 24044.800000000003, "end": 24046.32, "text": " I think this was the guy in the corridor."}, {"start": 24052.88, "end": 24054.4, "text": " Might also be the last guy."}, {"start": 24058.56, "end": 24065.56, "text": " Slap, slap, slap."}, {"start": 24065.56, "end": 24072.56, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 24072.56, "end": 24079.56, "text": " Suspect is down."}, {"start": 24079.56, "end": 24081.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 24103.52, "end": 24105.52, "text": " Well"}, {"start": 24109.56, "end": 24117.56, "text": " What the hell are you doing there?"}, {"start": 24117.56, "end": 24134.56, "text": " I'm pretty sure we checked this out, right?"}, {"start": 24134.56, "end": 24136.56, "text": " Where are all these doors at?"}, {"start": 24164.56, "end": 24166.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 24194.56, "end": 24216.36, "text": " Flash kill? No, I shot him when he was bleeding."}, {"start": 24216.36, "end": 24219.8, "text": " alarming amount of ammo right now"}, {"start": 24246.36, "end": 24273.36, "text": " I believe we are ready to go up."}, {"start": 24273.36, "end": 24275.36, "text": " up"}, {"start": 24303.36, "end": 24329.440000000002, "text": " I can't remember if we checked this room."}, {"start": 24329.44, "end": 24338.16, "text": " If there's a guy, I think he might be over here."}, {"start": 24338.16, "end": 24342.12, "text": " This is the crypt that we smoked though."}, {"start": 24342.12, "end": 24349.64, "text": " Nah, I think we good."}, {"start": 24349.64, "end": 24358.52, "text": " Well, well, well."}, {"start": 24358.52, "end": 24360.52, "text": " So we're here again."}, {"start": 24448.52, "end": 24451.52, "text": " Oh, what's that? It's fucking dead!"}, {"start": 24465.52, "end": 24468.52, "text": " I can't knock you out of this!"}, {"start": 24469.52, "end": 24471.52, "text": " This is fucking nuts!"}, {"start": 24478.52, "end": 24485.52, "text": " Don't leave me here, don't leave me here."}, {"start": 24485.52, "end": 24492.52, "text": " Just, don't talk to them, don't get involved."}, {"start": 24508.52, "end": 24522.52, "text": " Don't move, don't even breathe, stay quiet."}, {"start": 24538.52, "end": 24545.52, "text": " We can make it, we'll make it out of this."}, {"start": 24568.52, "end": 24570.52, "text": " Fuck, we gotta get out of here!"}, {"start": 24588.52, "end": 24589.52, "text": " No conflicts, right?"}, {"start": 24589.52, "end": 24590.52, "text": " They have to!"}, {"start": 24591.52, "end": 24592.52, "text": " Oh god, you're dead!"}, {"start": 24592.52, "end": 24593.52, "text": " You're just acting dead!"}, {"start": 24598.52, "end": 24612.2, "text": " He's like behind the spiller, I'm pretty sure."}, {"start": 24612.2, "end": 24619.2, "text": " Please just keep walking."}, {"start": 24619.2, "end": 24626.2, "text": " This is fucking nuts."}, {"start": 24626.2, "end": 24632.2, "text": " I saw it."}, {"start": 24632.2, "end": 24638.2, "text": " I saw it."}, {"start": 24638.2, "end": 24645.2, "text": " I saw him. I saw him. Just go talk to him. Don't give him ball."}, {"start": 24659.2, "end": 24665.2, "text": " I can't die here without this. Stay quiet."}, {"start": 24668.2, "end": 24684.2, "text": " the"}, {"start": 24684.2, "end": 24694.2, "text": " I'm so quiet now."}, {"start": 24694.2, "end": 24704.2, "text": " Please let me go, I'm a kid."}, {"start": 24734.2, "end": 24741.2, "text": " Someone just got out of stuck."}, {"start": 24794.2, "end": 24796.2, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 24801.24, "end": 24803.24, "text": " You caught this out, please"}, {"start": 24854.2, "end": 24861.2, "text": " I think it's on the left side of the desk, right?"}, {"start": 24884.2, "end": 24887.2, "text": " Drop your weapons and get down!"}, {"start": 24901.2, "end": 24903.2, "text": " Don't move. Don't want to come breathe."}, {"start": 24904.2, "end": 24906.2, "text": " Fuck! We gotta get out of here!"}, {"start": 25004.2, "end": 25008.52, "text": " Put a little water in the camera. Is that a guy alive?"}, {"start": 25064.2, "end": 25071.2, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25071.2, "end": 25074.2, "text": " death"}, {"start": 25074.2, "end": 25078.2, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25078.2, "end": 25083.2, "text": " death"}, {"start": 25083.2, "end": 25095.2, "text": " I'll come for you, and you'll be my friend."}, {"start": 25095.2, "end": 25099.2, "text": " I'll come for you, and you'll be my friend."}, {"start": 25099.2, "end": 25103.2, "text": " I'll come for you, and you'll be my friend."}, {"start": 25103.2, "end": 25106.2, "text": " Stay quiet."}, {"start": 25106.2, "end": 25112.2, "text": " Keep quiet, please. Just keep quiet."}, {"start": 25112.2, "end": 25114.2, "text": " Move and stay there."}, {"start": 25117.2, "end": 25119.2, "text": " Move there."}, {"start": 25124.2, "end": 25126.2, "text": " Move there. Don't get up."}, {"start": 25128.2, "end": 25130.2, "text": " Move over there."}, {"start": 25130.2, "end": 25132.2, "text": " What do we do?"}, {"start": 25132.2, "end": 25135.2, "text": " I saw. Like I saw."}, {"start": 25142.2, "end": 25149.2, "text": " We gotta get out of here."}, {"start": 25149.2, "end": 25154.2, "text": " I can't get out of here."}, {"start": 25154.2, "end": 25157.2, "text": " Not like this."}, {"start": 25157.2, "end": 25158.2, "text": " Entertainment talk."}, {"start": 25158.2, "end": 25160.2, "text": " It's a little cut and prep for you back."}, {"start": 25160.2, "end": 25162.2, "text": " The county is over."}, {"start": 25162.2, "end": 25164.2, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 25164.2, "end": 25166.2, "text": " Move and stay there."}, {"start": 25166.2, "end": 25167.2, "text": " Move there."}, {"start": 25167.2, "end": 25169.2, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 25197.2, "end": 25201.2, "text": " Don't leave me here! Don't leave me here!"}, {"start": 25202.2, "end": 25205.2, "text": " Oh god, we're dead! We're fucking dead!"}, {"start": 25235.2, "end": 25242.2, "text": " guy is a blood splatter."}, {"start": 25445.2, "end": 25452.2, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25452.2, "end": 25459.2, "text": " death"}, {"start": 25459.2, "end": 25462.2, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25462.2, "end": 25467.2, "text": " death"}, {"start": 25527.2, "end": 25530.08, "text": " Where was he?"}, {"start": 25530.08, "end": 25536.08, "text": " Where was he?"}, {"start": 25536.08, "end": 25543.280000000002, "text": " Where was he?"}, {"start": 25543.280000000002, "end": 25546.24, "text": " Is that the end of the hall?"}, {"start": 25546.24, "end": 25548.72, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 25548.72, "end": 25551.36, "text": " Oh dude."}, {"start": 25551.36, "end": 25555.36, "text": " Oh, dude. I gotta see where he was."}, {"start": 25562.36, "end": 25565.36, "text": " There's just me lobbing flash grenades, dude."}, {"start": 25571.36, "end": 25573.36, "text": " I'm trying to get shot!"}, {"start": 25573.36, "end": 25580.36, "text": " What splatter was actually a guy? No fucking way."}, {"start": 25586.600000000002, "end": 25593.600000000002, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 25596.48, "end": 25599.32, "text": " Where's the camera?"}, {"start": 25599.32, "end": 25600.239999999998, "text": " the fire detector."}, {"start": 25604.48, "end": 25606.36, "text": " It was like a high dude."}, {"start": 25613.44, "end": 25617.48, "text": " No way. Was he always like right there or was he like toward the center more?"}, {"start": 25629.32, "end": 25644.32, "text": " He saw him only move once. Dude, I did not see him move a single fucking time."}, {"start": 25644.32, "end": 25655.86, "text": " He goes fucked up as well. My plan was to go up here and close this door. If we shoot"}, {"start": 25655.86, "end": 25658.86, "text": " anyone in this room does a blow up that's what I want to because eventually I"}, {"start": 25658.86, "end": 25663.34, "text": " would have seen this guy and he would have made it impossible for me to close"}, {"start": 25663.34, "end": 25665.66, "text": " those"}, {"start": 25670.18, "end": 25676.58, "text": " dude and the fact that we never flashed this guy I think we flashed him one time"}, {"start": 25676.58, "end": 25694.420000000002, "text": " The triple yell, yeah."}, {"start": 25694.420000000002, "end": 25695.420000000002, "text": " You heard him?"}, {"start": 25695.420000000002, "end": 25699.06, "text": " I thought I had heard someone and that I end up killing him."}, {"start": 25699.06, "end": 25700.38, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 25700.38, "end": 25703.86, "text": " I wish I could see like, first person POV."}, {"start": 25707.66, "end": 25708.5, "text": " Maybe we can."}, {"start": 25710.38, "end": 25712.460000000003, "text": " Fairly, be-nony, be-n-yow."}, {"start": 25714.620000000003, "end": 25715.460000000003, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 25716.9, "end": 25717.74, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 25719.06, "end": 25720.780000000002, "text": " Scooby-dee, Scooby-dee, Scooby-dee!"}]}