Thank you.
Hello?
Let me clean my glasses RQ
Greetings!
I'm Jason and Jenkins and Vorles and Balzac Wilson and Coombe Drinkers is
hello hi junior thanks for subbing and sure thanks for the bits and chicken the
right button of doom thanks for 73 months in Lollsy and zero and after oh and
joe hobie Bobo and Sean and corrupted hero and shmabie air and read on and
Eddie cheddar old world blues janks light souls each for seven p five
Thanks for the bits. It says let's hoe
Guys in swag part nice name Nick called in coffee and juicies go into a business of job a vision
Take a moose and John smorgul. Thanks for so
Me me me me me me me me me me
Mmm
Hello, milk gobbler. Biggie XD. See, I got an alchemist or something.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
Kick butt Billy, thanks for sub-
And Juris, thanks for sub-
Permission for a white boy to speak a little Chinese.
Ni Hao.
Brother
Pseudo code in, uh, Vexo cat, thanks for 7
Frog 4
I've got a good feeling about this one.
and
lower the homosexuals of gaito thanks for some of the best robbillies for some of
us is going to get a nice nice
tried in jay in xf86 and yet so catfishes up at suko thanks for some of it
Hands up!
Hands on your head!
Now!
Hands up!
Police! Get down!
Come on down!
Move!
Sit back down.
Quick improvement.
Stay there.
Do not move.
Hey! Go!
I
Okay
I heard some screaming
of
yes
Shh.
Whoa, journalist!
Don't move! Stay put!
Move your car!
It's a plane standing by the trailers!
Entering your car!
Step back down!
Listen closely.
All right, we're going to get suspect here
To kill the device
The guy in here.
I heard him grumble in.
You're there cheering for us outside, that's awesome.
I'm a hero.
Give me a keycard.
I require a keycard.
Please!
Usually it's so much pizza, dude.
Some restraint, please.
See, when I say something weird, whenever you're on a trap door, your mirror gun can only go
in the middle.
Or at least when you have the wedge also.
It's not Friday, guys.
It is somewhere.
It's literally not.
You hex my run? Take it back.
Sturdiest doors
Me me me me me me me
God gives us challenges to make us better people
Thank You mr. Sheriff
Give me my wedge
There's arctics for 7th.
Keep hidden things for 7th.
Doomgaze and Mausoleite and Momo Raptor and cardgazics for 7th.
When I use Breach Shotgun, I'm a pacifist.
I'm using the Reboot Talk Voiceline hack.
Is Andrea 6 for 7?
The voices.
Door closed.
This is sus.
Let's go, even.
So quiet.
I can hear the bombs.
Bomba Club!
I think there's two guys in here.
Mayhaps not.
Oh my god.
I
See in the room
I mean, why are they doing it like this?
I can't feel my hands.
I didn't see that.
I gotta wait for the smoke to go away.
Sorry, the nerve toxin.
Massage those hands.
Alright.
Come here big man.
Oh.
What's good, playa?
of
I heard a footstep.
I
Didn't go place for as I wanted to
Tell me he's not in that room.
I'm coming, Tom! Stop that!
Wolf Rampage for 7?
Are the people still in the building?
Yeah, I know.
Relax.
I'm gonna kill them all including you
Hi
I love the sound this gun makes.
I heard some grumbling by a minute.
It's trapped.
So it forces my wand to go in the middle when I have the wedge when it's trapped.
Weird.
to
Stop moving
Not a good one, not a good one.
Yeah, we should have flashed, I guess.
It was too erratic.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
I hear no voices, which is actually Giga alarm.
I just wanted to report I didn't want to be restrained and ready to transport
just paid off both of your warrants good job man try not to get more warrants
What's going on?
W!
You have warrants? Yeah, it's like GTA.
You're going to the uh...
The paint shop.
Me? Me? Me? Me? Me?
W.R.E.T.
Um...
of
Don't move.
Don't even breathe.
Oh, there's bots.
They're all typing three words.
Is that a dead low in her hand?
I think the courtroom's clear.
They were Claire.
Sray Hossage.
Turn around, get your hands on it.
I heard them rambling.
I'll go and talk.
Well, I'll go and talk.
Thank you.
If they think coming the doors are closed, we're fine.
We'll talk. Civilian captain, prep for you back.
Ah!
of
Because that means we're gonna be upstairs in the fuck you angle.
I
You're being I'd you get wake up
feel for like the fucking the range at which you lean
if you lean and you just barely see them like i was trying to do a quick before he moved
i shall flash like that for sure dude
flash was the play i don't think i used any flashes
I need some tunes.
Big style.
Loud music now locked in.
Okay, we're doing moderately loud music right now.
Holy fuck your hair, dude.
This guy's name is based in Bald and he's surprised by what he sees.
Gaze upon its final form.
This is where you could have been.
Open.
Goku when he realized they shouldn't have cut his tail off and he sees Vegeta transform
into the great air.
Oh, dang it!
Thank you, Jesus!
At your field park, civilian cut and prep for you back.
Oh, not physically touch, guys. He's dead.
Come on, now.
The collapse is a failure.
You are to be...
...passes revolution on a future.
Jesus is a friend of mine, of mine.
And Jesus?
Hey, nice.
Daps you up.
looking for it. I hate door traps. Sorry for shoving you into the uh...
The door dimension
You're not we're all gonna die here
There ain't no one in here, fellas.
Wait.
spot
I thought those guys were bots.
They are bots. What are they talking about?
Dude, they're bots talking to each other!
Band-Aim!
If you care, we'll have to ban real chatters. Slipart is the highlight of them.
I was like, what the fuck is going on?
I swear I saw similar first time messages yesterday.
check your view bot settings hmm maybe I should pull it up on stream for you guys
some already got banned okay dang it's coexist or something have it up hop
up
me me me me me me me you leave the CCTV is not attended
surprise and cut the feed cameras are still active we were likely being watched
upon entry you weren't banding you are a gigabyte
Could a bot say something like that though?
Alright, we're good, we're good.
A little gunshot wound to wake us up, dude.
Gun!
Take him!
Don't talk to me before my morning gunshot.
True.
True, dude.
Genghis Khan sub the Mongolian throat singing is in order.
We need Genghis Khan's cellar.
What does that mean?
If they're slowly increasing the caliber of the weaponry when I'm shot I've
become immune to bullets. That guy wasn't immune though.
Brilliant!
Bots usually say 4 cent a lot so you should ban them.
Hmm, okay. Thank you for the helpful advice, chatter.
Yeah.
I'm gonna open this door.
Bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm glad I didn't.
It's poppin time.
What's poppin, gamer?
Yeah, you see, you hear how long it took him to hit the ground?
I bought this game on sale just to see if you're actually this bad.
It's like one of those mobile ads.
Moon Sponsored?
Not Sponsored!
We all know why it's suddenly on sale.
Alright, they'll get me on the next DLC, though, I guess.
Them in their boardroom?
We don't need to sponsor this guy, he's just gonna play it anyway.
Oh yeah?
Well guess what?
I'm not gonna play it unless I'm sponsored.
You heard me, you motherfuckers.
mate call this bluff you don't want to call my bluff you got one game that you
made I got thousands of games I can play
What I turned down the Progmodo money, um, it was short notice, it was short notice.
So I didn't turn it down.
Oh God.
Were there two guys? I just got up there on purpose.
What the hell?
I cannot go into the particulars of why, but basically it wasn't my fault.
I
Don't always think straight things up to turkey hair in planes a4 so
Me a me a me a me a me a me a me a me a me a me. I do not believe that that's okay
I do not care
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Point live feeds.
This could give us a layout advantage.
Let's roll.
Just got the Inferno Pet on Leagues, can I get a Fenton Odd to celebrate?
I'm not celebrating your time's 20 XP server gains, okay buddy?
Alright.
Link your main.
Show me- show me your inferno pen on main.
Dude, check out my new 2 million HP per hour grind that I found.
Oh damn, that's crazy.
What's up 4?
Magic.
Oh, that's crazy dude.
What are you doing?
Oh, so basically it leaks.
to the moon cut and prep for you back
can you take me off now?
I hurt my hand
the rates are same as the normal game?
oh shit, so I guess they're just aren't spells you can cast to get 20,000 experience or whatever
it's the same as the normal game there's no way to get like a lot of
experience quick dude shut up bitch I don't care if you'll play play leagues
I just don't hear about it. Is it okay? Big man?
I'm doing 15 million an hour XP doing thieving they are definitely boosted it like I
get what that chatter is saying like they're not boosting the traditional sense we're
like, you know, instead of getting one XP or getting 20 rep, it's just boosted in other
ways like, well the fuck are you nerds even talking about guards jump kick that guy in
the throat?
I think you meant the pet rates?
Oh.
Yes, we know.
I was talking about XP though.
I'm talking about XP though.
Hmm, what could possibly be wrong, mister?
Yeah, go in there, buddy.
Pigman.
The base isn't right in the open.
I thought it was all in on Riot servers.
I thought about leagues, leagues, and RuneScape.
I'm sure you've heard of them. Everyone's playing there.
How about XP is 1.5 times.
Oh yeah, there it is. So it is actually boosted technically.
It's whatever. You know what, I'm not the kind of guy who's like, I told you so. I'm not an I told you so guy.
But you were wrong.
Where the hell is my bullet?
Where's the reset?
Where's the other guy?
like fair okay fair fair however I crouched down and waited and then got
even lower to the ground this guy still railed me in the head of blind through
that object. Google Learned Helplessness. A psychological condition where individuals
believe they have no control over negative situations leading them to stop trying to
to change the circumstances even when opportunities arise.
Okay, when you call it when there's a fucking dumb ass
chatter who just like did not listen to the words I said,
I said fair, you know, fair implying that the circumstances
that happened were as a result of my own actions.
You know what I mean?
I know the universe did I think, did I even said that to restart Alan?
I didn't learn how business we grow old days.
The horrific literacy rate in this country explains a lot of what I see on the internet.
Did this chatter so stoked he recently learned how to read that he's like, he's like seeing
this up online you're like bro I gotta share this. Bro if you were worried about agnosticism
dude I didn't even know that was a word. Holy shit dude. What the fuck? Oh my, have you
heard of healthlessness? Like I know about health. Unless, unless I'm smashed brother.
Did you know that all three of those things are one word, dear?
What the hell?
Blood is making words from other words in, quote, double skull emoji.
We're gonna get you out of here.
This is bullshit!
Entry came to talk.
Civilian come to prep for you back.
that's why I bought I didn't actually think that was a guy
if he beats this challenge I'll cut my cock and balls of understood
Why?
Keycard first room?
That's a deb.
How do we know that you didn't install other mods?
Um, you know, you don't.
It doesn't seem like I did though.
That's the question.
What?
Did you notice the enemies have bigger bulges?
You got me.
I installed big bulge mod.
Do-do-do-do.
Vector leaks first sub.
Welcome back.
I think there's only one in here.
What instrument was that guys?
Any experts?
Octurine!
It's a building standing by the trailers.
I gotta focus up, boys. It's my song.
No fear. No doubt.
This gun's so cool.
I think there's one more guy
Take anything!
Stay here, stay calm!
I was here for the presser!
Alvin Crock, civilian is in custody. Requesting escorting.
Yeah, asshole!
now do we think they're gonna come downstairs for this?
I wonder if I killed that guy.
I have pepperoni nipples.
of
All righty, dude up.
Come out! Now!
We've got to find the control.
I don't think anyone will come.
We have a civilian in custody.
Nobody's coming.
We got to reclaim our wedges I don't think I used more than one actually
Play tales of androgyny, great game No, I'm good
I'm good man, I'm good.
Is that the head and entire game guy in chat?
Am I going to finish playing KCD2 or keep stalling?
I did.
be done down on the ground now I hit the wrong button I want it still waking up
boys so we're gonna
if it's the rally my summer car keeps on coming
if I'm gonna play one of those games is gonna be my summer car
it's just so much better
I am all.
It's easier.
It's 2,000% less tedious.
I don't know where that came from.
Cryptid.
Cryptid!
Cryptid detected!
I'll bring me one one check
Yes below
my game just fucking like oh my god
please tell me clip that dude
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the killer's so much more.
over too
Trapped in an endless pain
He's set on all sides by terror.
A helper emerges from the dark.
I
Like I'm good
I
Well midnight light it's chase face Rinyumi treasure nukes of it
Oh you fucking kind
or a spirit of someone who passed away
it was a fucking
a fetus that I killed in the fucking womb
came to life
drawing from me
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Guys, come on, man.
Quit trolling me, man.
No, quit fucking trolling.
Stop trolling, you're trolling me.
You just stop trolling.
Please, man, please.
Stop.
Flag?
I'm afraid to hit a bun, right? I don't want to crash.
oh hundred fifty one dude
Don't you dare approach Micula the kind.
Needleknight's letter, Drywood Dane, and our allies will never allow us.
I am the red main Freya.
The time has come.
I cannot hope for a worthy heir.
This is our moment.
Let's make it something to remember.
It is just as the woman said about me.
Lord of the Erntree.
Lord of America.
You too deserved a face, the Reckoning.
I never could have imagined it that you might be the Earth's rightful lord.
Such as it is, this battle could not be more fitting for the birth of a new god and the
coming of a lord.
I am Hansbad, of the pureblood knights.
I stand with blade aloft, blood of fire, for the dignity of my lord and master.
I just tarnished. It appears that our interests have aligned. The balm upon my soul it is
that we do not meet today as enemies. Now, my blade. Watch closely.
Well, good Freya. It will be my honor to test my blade against a red blade.
Thank you, Sir Rhizba. The mere sight of your blade sets my heart flying. All the more I use to crush it in my grasp.
Ha ha! I'll readily, the sensation returners, the runaway spirit of war.
I am here to serve Syntrina ever more.
You and I fighting a tragedy this is.
I do not wish to fight you, I have no purpose I will sit through.
Nicola the kind will help us forget.
I am deeply sorry, for doubting you, I am here only to grant sentry in a singular way.
and they call it a kind.
You will never be able to go to war.
Teolly, I seem to have made a poor judgment
about you, or perhaps, Sintrina.
You have not respected the kind that called Sintrina's body.
Not that the finest blade or the mightiest armor
will spare your life from the poison of Teolly.
Lady Leder, your suspicions were dead on. In the end, I could not bury the memories of the Lord Moog and our pact of blood.
I can't fathom your convictions. After no way of finding my victory, what remains to pledge to the Lord of War?
I am sorry for speaking to you as a compatriot, but I stood before the Withered Armour.
By a way of apology, I will reveal the manor of your sword, its needles that will stitch you into death.
I offer you this fight to make you the carnival. I will be there.
God will be with you.
You've got to show me your eyes.
Oh, Nicola, please.
I'm a king.
Side forever.
Kindly, Nicola.
Make the world a gentler place.
Well.
Read the chart.
I don't want to look at it I don't want the psychic damage
Purgatory theory.
I can't read.
I give up!
Why do you stop there?
I'll try harder!
No, no, no!
I think about the surroundings.
I think about the people who support me.
And I'm a little bit more.
I tried hard to get this minus-10.
I'll do my best.
I can achieve my goal.
That's why...
Never give up!
Ganbatte
Ganbatte Moonsham
Dostanut, thanks for 7
I left it unmuted for the thing, and then forgot to unmute it
After the thing was over
Is that better
Luna, Crispin, I'll be in the Mad things for several
Howard
What did you do
Move and stay there.
Give me my goddamn phone call!
No!
Now walk down these stairs on your knees backwards.
Play the boom boom boom remix.
I can get down on that.
Two warning shots. The warning shots may have prevented us from getting the minus 100 from
killing him stuff. Calculated!
I'm fucking cryptid mode already dude.
Oh, we hit him once.
He's crouched.
We've got to get suspect here.
People keep saying I'm looking at the roof for traps.
I'm looking further up the door because the uh...
the laser trip mine
is further up
BTW
I'm something of a professional gamer at this game now so
If you need any tip arenos
Let me know a Reno.
Beer meerl meerl meerl meerl meerl meerl meerl.
Beer meerl meerl meerl!
Why are you kneeling?
Make it make sense.
Thanks for some and biscuit business things for rating. Yeah, this is definitely the hardest thing I've ever done personally.
Oh, yeah, but
What about fatherhood?
That's ongoing.
I
Freaking miss
Yeah
I don't know what to do with it.
Cover me.
Disarm the device.
Wait.
There's a guy wandering around here.
We saw him briefly through this thing
Yeah, yeah now you're talking
I'm gonna shoot this guy in the head.
something about those bots from earlier
how is it that
the bots I missed it so basically it was like
it was like four bots
and they came in and they were all adding one bot
and they were like oh my god don't look at this guy's profile pretty much right
How hard is it?
Like everyone in chat who is used to switching knows those are bots, right?
Maybe they don't have to be smart to like fool people, you know what I mean?
Like normies and shit.
Maybe they don't have to be convincing, that's why they don't bother.
I don't know.
Most scams just prey on drunk people.
or dumb. Which one? Scam emails are written so dumb specifically to select for dumb people.
I just assumed like,
most of them, they come from places where English
isn't like the native language, you know what I mean?
So I just assumed there was like some translation error.
Not that they were written stupid on purpose.
I don't think they're really stupid on purpose.
We walked right past that guy before.
He was somewhere.
Are you implying that all scammers are ESL?
No, not all, most, most, most.
They're literally written stupid on purpose, I'm writing them currently.
Wait, why?
So that was thanks for two years?
54% of US adults read below a sixth grade level.
Yeah, but that's like boomers and shit.
Roped into that, you know what I mean?
Young people don't read for shit.
Why read when Grock can do it for you, dude?
Boomers aren't adults, they're elderly.
I loa- I loa- loa-
low-corkinium-ingly-can't-read.
Not Pepsi's okay, thanks for 7.
Not Pepsi, okay, sorry.
Not Pepsi, okay?
How come they tried to kill me?
I was trying to solve this non-violently.
The bullets.
Where's Amiralee here inside of a room 2?
I don't know.
They went through the effort of making it look low-grade.
Do you know that the oldest Gen Z kids are trying 29 this year?
No.
What's the next gen, dude?
You turned 29 on Tuesday?
Zoomer!
You turned 29 this year?
Zoomer!
Ooh, that's so embarrassing.
35 in September.
Elderly.
Boomer, Boomer, Boomer.
Data Jen's gonna get bullied so hard they're all gonna have small man complex
Yeah, well you guys remember drinking out of hoses
You remember you remember coming home when the street lights came on you remember
Remember SNES?
Remember Tang?
Remember?
Remember drinking a funnel full of beer down a three-story apartment?
when you who's were good I mean I always like you who's but like I kind of like
them a lot less when I found out what was it him
It's like a chocolate water drink or some shit, right?
Meow meow meow.
Chocolate in quotes.
I can't really drink you anymore anyway.
My kid loves chalky milk, though.
Boom!
Chalky? No, chalky, chalky.
Don't sigh, bro.
He moved.
Oh
No
Oh
With twitch or a movie nuts for being too sexual
Yeah, this shouldn't maintenance mode bro
I guess it'll be lizard shut down turtle wow dude no oh no
I report all the emotes with boobies and or penises
There's a guy down there.
Thank you hall monitor.
Her boi is dressing, it's for Shibb.
Can't help but feel you were saying that derisively.
You have a bunch of emotes with pussies in parenthesis U.
Hmm, the rampage sticks for sale?
They're in all the big private servers right now?
How do you guys feel about that? So I know how to feel about it.
Bad good? Oh shit.
Hello soccer eye.
Orny. Hmm.
And you know how you feel about it? No, you first. You first. You first.
You feel neutral? That's not good enough.
Classic players do not deserve to have fun.
Mere, mere, mere.
What classic is Darkshed? Imagine stealing Darkshed from someone else to capitalize on.
You died on purpose during a raid to leave WoW. Not true. It was not on purpose. However, I was relieved.
Because the mistake was not mine.
Okay, pirate. What do you mean? I literally got blown up. By other players.
me I'm me I'm me I'm me I'm me I'm me I'm here in mumbling
Was an enforcing that killed you no
That pay a vaticus to pull me up blow me up. No, you just do
Maybe on purpose probably not who will never know but my watch ended that day
Oh, he was striping out of his gore!
They call him the straight lord.
I think there's guys in there.
Gotta be careful.
What the hell is going on with you?
The quarter sticks for 7th?
Moving like a carnival target? Yup.
Elemental top. Once suspect down, respond.
Oh no.
Let- pull the gun out.
Tandem screaming?
They're shooting them again shut them up. Yes. It also gives me minus 100 for executing
them while they're harmless.
Scott here, why doesn't he do this to every guy?
Not every guy is pretty evil.
Sometimes they straight, sometimes they literally can dodge bullets or stretch their neck like
skibby-ty toilet.
Or teleport.
They can also instant transmission when they want.
Sometimes they instant transmission so hard they get stuck in a wall and then instantly
get arrested by the game so they don't lose because you can't find the last guy.
Their power is so great.
Meow, meow, meow!
I guess I think there's anyone here.
Mud and slug good, thanks for showing up.
Alright, be careful.
That guy's gonna bleed out.
I literally splattered his blood over here, I think.
Shall we ego this man?
I got flashed
of
the
It's a good one.
Flash for a jobber?
Yeah.
I think we could have gone away with picking that guy.
He wasn't moving around.
I can't play the friendly Jesus song again Jesus is a friend of mine
Slow shot ever I was waiting
Imagine this was like an episode of reboot dude, we're gonna own by Bob right now actually
An Enzo
Enzo Morricone.
Player detected.
WTF is on talking about.
Second reboot reference. Yeah, I'm just thinking about it because like...
I like to think of all of the bad guys as like Bob's friends or whatever and I
like to think every time I get killed by a strafe cryptid it's Bob assuming
control of that NPC. That's on Elden Ring and Bloodborne Movies. I don't have the...
I don't have a... I like Bloodborne a lot. But my my boner for Bloodborne is not
like as giga as it is as like other people if it seems like.
People love Bloodborne, man.
They'd be like, mmm, this is the greatest game I've ever made.
Bloodborne film will be animated.
Yeah, I think those...
I think that shit has to be animated.
Faithbeats for seven.
I think, I mean, hopefully the Elden Ring one is too, but I doubt it.
And besides, I hope we get Jack Black as a... market.
Wait, who's the first boss?
I just I don't think that was a good flash opportunity. There's too many too many places where they could have been
Like we flashed that we walk out
You know, maybe we get one guy with the flash oops, I'm out. I'm out right now
All of a sudden I'm getting shot by a second guy who didn't eat the flash
That said, we kind of own those guys so that's cool.
Did not own that guy though, dude.
Did not own that guy, dude.
I just- imagine how nasty the flicks would look if it was from the POV of one of those
bots by the way.
180.
Instant headlock.
Fucking two bullets kills you.
Less than one second.
Oh, my back!
We can not be like for sevens to stop rushing.
Why would they leave their CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Eyes on a CCTV access point.
The interface appears clean.
Are you still having fun?
Yeah, actually.
Like I said, this game's very satisfying to play.
You made this level in Hitman?
Wait, real?
If it's satisfying, why'd you mute talk?
I like the gameplay is the same as listening to the same voice line a million times you're
That's a lot of blood.
If I could balance the talk audio, it would still be on, but you can't.
I got peaked at the worst possible fucking time by that guy.
He's killed another guy.
Shot liberal thank you why you shouldn't use men terrorists
terrorists
You just think there's anyone in the B room
Do not open.
Hi.
Oh, hi.
What's up?
Oh
Plains takes first level.
They're all lined up.
We gotta go back and check the office.
Thank you, God, thank you, Lady talk.
You're welcome.
Popular Jesus Big Ear point, man.
Come out and get down, please! Come out, come out!
I'm watching WrestleMania on a separate monitor.
Stay here, stay calm.
Well.
This is going to be a hell of a storm.
It's another new new company requesting escort.
Bro, no offense, die show of speed, I think he's great.
Okay.
But of WrestleMania, dude, I mean, it's been the same throughout the history of professional wrestling, okay?
They will bring in celebrities.
We've got to get suspect here.
And for the most part, we have one suspect down.
People fucking hate him because I will say, once again, I should speak in like, he's built
enough for wrestling though, right?
Like when they got like, like they brought Donald Trump, they brought, they had David
Arquette win the title in WCW, like, just normally not a recipe for success.
He's Bill.
Dude, he's ramps.
He shredded.
He could, he could do wrestling.
He's athletic AF. He could do it, good.
I don't think he should.
For too long.
Seems like almost every professional wrestler kind of gets obliterated.
But maybe that's not the case anymore. I don't know.
I don't want to risk I got a feeling. There's a guy
Roy E my Roy E that Johnny Knoxville versus a bum. Yeah
I
Asked it. Yeah, they had Jay Leno dude. I'm telling you guys
Storyed history of
Celebrity collabs that are always lame every time so hopefully they do them justice or whatever
So you would never do it.
I could never do it.
Morally?
Physically bad
You're an ICP I don't know how they did it
They make me a Paul Haman then I can do it
What, an actual wrestler?
Nay.
Welp.
Gotta land those, but fortunately he bucked up.
You versus Chud?
I think Chud owns me, actually.
He may be a 30 overall, but...
I'm like a tan overall, so...
Moon vs. Jobber Jim!
Jobber Jim wins!
Moon!
Forgot!
Jobber Jim!
You think they still make those?
You hope not.
I mean Tabuscus is still rippin' him, dude.
Yeah, but the years of AI?
I mean, that's what I was thinking, right?
Instead of retiring, just put out the AI slop, dude.
Easy peasy.
Epic rap battles of history.
Rock!
Perfect!
Trash GPT!
Erg!
Hello? How are you doing today?
Police! Get out of there!
My name's Grock and you better not be gay!
I'm not here for you.
I'm in a Trumverse Kamala look!
And we came to talk.
We have a civilian in custody.
Heh heh heh heh!
awesome joke big torto that was a good joke that was a good joke and I don't
give a fuck what he would say
They've seen the AI LEGO videos from Iran.
Yeah, I think they're cringe man, to be honest.
meh meh meh meh meh
More cringe than Jesus Trump. Yeah
Yeah, I don't give a fuck about Jesus
Why I gotta die to me, trope jesus.
Welcome to heaven.
You don't have to wear diapers here, you don't have to use the bathroom anymore.
No more sheep, siding down my leg.
Also, we're all Mormons. We get a chance to convert at the pearly gates. Most people
say yes. It's the best religion, the most American one. Don't forget.
Hello!
You know the name of the song that said Caillou Committing Suicide or something like that?
Nah, but someone have trapped us, I guarantee it.
American to Terrorists?
Was that in the, uh...
The song? It's like 9 minutes, so...
It's the video of a bear having a heart attack and falling down the hill.
A little bee, kaiu freestyle on YouTube, there you go.
This is trapped by the way.
See?
See how it locks the middle there?
I'll play that PI mouse game.
Don't know if I'm in a boomer shooter mood.
There's more like doom.
Which doom.
No.
of the
death of
death
of
death
Doom won the game where you can look vertically okay by default you cannot
look vertically. Well I think there's another guy
A Rhyland Obstacle for sale?
Did he play through my house, Wad?
Yes, and it was amazing.
I watched a video of a guy dissecting my house, and he went into the technical aspects
of like doing some of the uh the mapping that ended up being done and there was
like some aspect of the map where he was like this shouldn't be possible but
this guy did it pretty much. Apparently it was like hella crazy the way like it
was just constructed in general.
The stacked floors yeah.
How did he do that?
What are Tyler One's chances of winning Evo?
It's funny, I was watching Tyler One play a three-fighter today, actually, another you
mentioned it.
Actually, I did watch that today, and, you know, unsurprisingly, playing modern, you
know, whatever.
I mean, that is kind of surprising because it's kind of the age where the Street Fighter
was relevant, right?
So it's weird that like, it's weird that you wouldn't have played a fighting game growing
up and it's weird that you would have opt to not learn how to play the fighting game.
Anyway plays he plays modern guile
You know, if you don't want to play fine, whatever you have your argument is oh, it's in the game
So, you know
wait let me let me clarify it all right I was planned okay that's why you know I
think I think quite now actually is it would have been higher like maybe like
I'm gonna move the ranks. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I was not good.
Um...
I forgot the point I was trying to make. Why play that much if we're not gonna take the time to learn?
Truly.
You're not wrong, we don't have the chance to talk to you, and we'll...
Let me say this, okay?
Are there some...
He's not bad.
Okay.
He can react.
Um, he understands the neutral game to a certain degree, right?
So he would be good if it, I don't know, uh.
If I don't know, I get smoked. I get smoked. It's been so long since I played.
But anyway, the reason I brought this up is because when I was watching him,
He said something like why should you why should you get rewarded for throwing out random normals?
And he's talking about street fighters like I thought that was very fun
Is that that's like a most that's been like street fighter for so fucking long dude
Like in third strike you literally got meter for doing it, right?
so
He said if that wasn't in the game
It would be like the best game ever made if people weren't poking with normals only okay, buddy. Okay, buddy
If neutral didn't exist at neutral in that regard I suppose
Well, what do we do?
Do we flash lefts?
I
Generally, it's crazy to the games. I even just refutter. He's good at overwatch to
Street Fighter League of Legends Tekken he started in Tekken is why about the normals I think
I feel like it's harder to just throw out random normals and tech into the
isn't Street Fighter though right? Unless I'm misunderstanding the game.
Like I'm trying to get a character who can just like do a move and then just keep
like there's no one that can just keep doing a move you know what I mean.
any there is so there's a character who can like who is so plus on a move that
they could just keep doing it over and over again
it's called dragon off I don't think so
Don't give your tech an opinion unless you can do 3 PEW GFS in a row.
Come out and get down! Come out! Now!
We're gonna get you out of here.
Leave the talk. It's gonna be good to go for you back.
I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is.
Oh perfect electric wing office okay see uh I don't know we just call it we call them
electrics you know what I mean.
This guy's actually trying to call it the name from the move list to seem superior
Cringe! Cringe!
Ben?
Her electric is doing as fast as you possibly can.
Stop moving!
Yeah, you stop moving. Thank you.
Now I'm gonna open the door, okay?
And then I'm gonna shoot you in the head.
I wonder if I could have shot him through that uh, bookcase.
Man down.
Sorry, thanks for selling it.
Congratulations.
Uh, and I'm sorry.
Yeah
Got caught lacking yeah
That wasn't even a real attempt dude it was less than two minutes
What's the plan once you lose the island up top
We're going full mail
FULL MINIBLE MONKEY!
Yeah, boy!
You're too lazy for that upkeep.
It'll be no upkeep.
Hello?
What do you think about the new Street Fighter movie trailer?
I've actually not seen it.
Oh god, he's coming to the building now.
You see, I share Speed's WrestleMania match?
No, is it good?
Was he athletic AF?
Hands up! Doing the police! Down the ground!
It looks so bad.
Because he-
You have to stop them!
Oh my god, I was just thinking about the train.
For some of the shit I've seen, I share speed, dude.
This guy, this guy...
Literally, it's just a matter of putting in the time to train, to make it look convincing.
That's it.
And he could easily do that if he put in the time.
I don't know.
Like, when I think of, like, I share speed,
like imagine for a moment this guy trains and like practices for like five
years new age Ray Mysterio guaranteed
Holy glaze
Not trying to glaze
Not trying not trying to glaze
Where are my bullets? Where are my bullets?
Where are my bullets where are my bullets?
It's just the truth man doesn't need to glaze anyone trap.
Glaze your mom?
I think Chattanova's a troupe.
Ugh!
This guy jumps over cars and shit.
And besides, historically...
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
If they left it on, or someone turned it back on to monitor us.
Historically, professional wrestling has had, uh...
Fuckin' down the fuck right now!
Hands up, drop the weapon!
It's had many wrestlers who were not very good at it.
But they would still get matches.
Goldberg priming's a good one.
Kevin Nash.
Okay, when I say not very good, I don't mean like bad.
Let's be clear about that.
Barbarar, mania, Hulk Hogan.
I fucking missed.
I missed again.
Where'd he go?
So what happened, he walked away and then mixed up the map.
I wonder if I could have caught the guy who pulled the alarm if I looked left instead
the right. Oh, the reading chat is keeping me from being focused. Yeah, but I like reading
chat, man. That's why I'm a streamer. Most of you guys are cool.
I
Don't think for sure
Am I cool we're likely being watched upon entry yeah
I'll allow it
You had four third-floor attempts after listening to the alpha male motivational speech.
I don't want to listen to that again.
I'm pretty sure it's like a weird sex thing.
Every door was locked, guys.
8 million years
Hands up!
Gotta release!
Police get down!
Hands up!
Turn it up!
Down to the ground!
Move!
Shit!
Who did I flash?
I killed that guy.
I think it's a nice clip that abounds.
So it can't have this until I get the evidence.
We didn't lose that much HP.
Weird.
guards turn off invulnerability
mod
heck
oxymoronic makes for seven I think I think there might be a guy behind the
cabin
It's only the guys in the weird ghillie suits that actually breach by the way
Oh, I think these guys might too, actually. I'm not sure though.
Chill, man. Chill.
Bro, I know you're almost dead.
Yeah.
There's more!
Ah
Okay
trailers there's the guy in the uh what is that good for you if everyone's on this floor
So, I mean, how many people do we actually kill?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
I'm not sure. It's either seven or eight.
It's very likely there's no one else on this floor.
And we've left this floor many times with like eight people, so...
It's potentially not as good as it seems.
That said, they got kinda owned, though.
They kinda got freaking pooned.
Oh, there's another guy.
So unless there's like more guys coming up, this is better than average, only.
Yeah.
Someone there.
Don't die to the dropper.
Why does he take pistol ammo if he doesn't have a pistol?
So you have to take a sidearm no matter what, but I do not have any pistol ammo.
Bro is a Kimbo.
He had the one gun you could see and then the other gun he pulls out when he says he
gives up but then he actually doesn't leave.
I should have made gun classic double gunplay open the fucking door dude I do
a wheeled gun using semi-auto without a sidearm is certainly a choice it's a
video game, you gweeb. I truly did not expect this guy to be here. How many guys on that
Chatter is saying 11 guys have been killed already.
I've seen the week one mod, sequel, yes.
I sure have.
Week two.
Why do you even make a sequel to that?
So that there is more. Yeah, but it doesn't make sense, right? Because, like, the idea is...
Oh, it's the first week after the infection, you know what I mean? Like, that's the novelty. You watch society collapse.
But society has already collapsed in the second week.
Blackstone, thanks for something.
Sever with NPCs and stuff.
Okay, well, week one had NPCs, but let me tell you man, they existed only in spirit.
They like to run around, do random nothing.
They like to shoot me randomly, for no fucking reason, by the way.
The number of times I was randomly shot in the neck and then died it was like so fucking high.
Randomly after breaking their house, do not pretend they had a sophisticated
fucking routine that they were following. All they were doing was wandering around
and shooting stuff that's it and then the bandits as well like at least the
bandits made sense like you knew when you were getting attacked by bandits you
would wake up and then they would come attack where you were sleeping right
that was cool what wasn't cool was walking downtown and they didn't clip
to buy Karen because she decided that it was time to murder me.
Susan with the AK-47.
Little did she know that she would never leave because the point man would die in approximately
12 minutes and 30 seconds. To remain here bound until the building would explode.
Spelling her end in the end of several thousand people.
That'll be the time. We're going to get stuff back here.
A Frommy Wedge.
Susan, 47, librarian. Also trained to use automatic rifles.
20 minutes I played have been pretty cool dialogue options and stuff are cool
you can see his blood by the way if you bled out
yeah well I already pre-hated dude give it a chance I'm just saying has there
really been such a profound leap from the AI in week one to the week two mod.
I somehow doubt it. That's all. I'm sceptical.
It's definitely better. I know you could say sex in that and then they would
instantly try to kill you.
Sex? Question mark?
It's not called Week 2.
Oh.
Wait, so it's not a sequel, it's just a different mod.
Freakin' idiots.
Watch there be like no one on this floor right here and the rest of them are on the last floor. That would be so awesome.
That would be so cool. Can you imagine?
It's called the Arc Nuke as it came in events of the world's gigafuckin' you live in a vault.
That's kinda cool.
I feel like that's been done before though.
There's something about that plot, you know what I mean?
Okay, you know what?
You know I was right here, right, fella?
Don't worry about it.
the
post up
Come on in fellas.
It's my fault!
Oh god.
Oh
Hey, it was my fault I shopped in the door
I was like all right, maybe he's really want to finish him off real quick now
There's a guy already set up in the back of the room to mow me down
This isn't cod
Is there a cooler batter rifle? Don't say the M14.
GA-51.
Why?
This guy said it's GA Bro like GA Joe, nice.
U6.5 is best gun in the game for high armortarious.
How do you figure?
Is this, is 7.62 NATO not bigger than that?
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Cameras are still active.
We're likely being watched upon.
6.5 going way fast.
Alright, we'll try that. We'll try that.
It's not about size, it's about speed, dumbass.
Dude, I don't know anything about guns, Gweebos.
Alright.
I need a good Gweeb in chat to really help me out.
6.5 just sounds cool.
Nah, I think 7.62 sounds really cool.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna snap it down and then cut them and ready to transport them.
Oh, it generally is transferred to the insides of the enemy.
Oh.
Why not just use explosive bullets though?
Wouldn't that be cool?
Like in Duke Nukem?
Do you think I'm 64? Explosive shotgun shells, dude.
You did not play that.
Bolshe one-shotting friends across the map. Yeah, it was like an instant kill done pretty much
Is there a plate quake 2 on the 64
They just like randomly made like new levels for it. Honestly, they did that for a lot of the
Boomer Shooter ports. They have for Doom? Although they just made a different game for
I think it's a dude 64x.
Well like PS1 Doom.
Pretty sure they added levels and it was also like the original game.
Doom on the 32x was good, never played it.
The first time I saw Doom, it was on my neighbor's Super Nintendo, and it had the red cartridge.
And it sucked.
But I thought it was cool.
The thing is, do you think it's for 7-7?
Logically, it's for 7-7.
You play Doom on your university calculator?
it doesn't blood have a phone which command and conquer was your favorite
right alert I played the first one in red alert I think wait no that's not true I
played a which one's the one where France has the grand cannon unit that
I think defensive unit.
Rental R2? Okay.
Those are the three I played.
I did not see that guy.
Zero of 24.
I don't think so guys. I think they're all gone.
Meow meow meow meow. I like this side.
accuracy. Come comeback grip. We don't need anything else. Okay, let's try this one smile.
Well, Kevlar do you have steel bowl as the shift at the toenail crushing factory
going? Oh, it's good. It's good. We're talking about doom. I believe on this
one if you tell me this is the one well yeah this is the one who's last time
ate your veggies today. There was lettuce on my sandwich. This kind of feels lighter.
one leap of lettuce you like pickles yeah lettuce is a real vegetable do more
real than brains
what? Brains? Sorry, beam, scrubs. I don't think I killed that guy. Oh, so this gun
sounds cool too it'd be all like yeah I think less counts so this gun better than
7-6-2
That's my fault that's my fault that one is the count that one is the count that one's the count
That one is a cow we should have came from the other side. We're gonna misjudge just standing position. Okay?
You need to actually hit the guy our word. I'm gonna need you stop saying the our word chatter, okay?
You're 38 dude. Come on, man
What is 47 dropping to our slur dude?
You're 28?
What is 288?
They still saying to our slur dude.
Are you done saying the R word too?
I only read it when Chad says it.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
To highlight the injustice.
cameras are still active. We were likely being watched upon entry I can say it
it's a medical diagnosis I give people in parenthesis you
Believers are requesting you lock in for this run.
I killed that guy.
Your sister is a self-diagnosed ASP. His words are mine. I don't know if that's a slur.
So many slurs. So I can say it, he says.
Oh my god! Just give me a break, man! There's like never a guy there, man. There's just
never a guy. That's fine, we have minus one if we're doing it.
ASP equals ASP burgers? Yeah, I figured. I just assumed, the way that it's written
that's written just sounds is slur-esque Americans and slurs I told you guys the
reason I don't say it to our word anymore has nothing to do with like you
know like oh it's a slur it's a bad word it's like literally one of my viewers
like yeah like it was either my son or my little brother it's very sad when
you say that he has down syndrome like all right but I still say it I said
yesterday you guys are bad influences on me dude
blaming chat
a minute's a bad word you fucking pussy it's bad because I made that kid sad
And that makes me sad.
Therefore, it bad.
Hey!
So
This gun sounds awesome
Sounds like a big punch
I just think I prescribed an early every name for my autism so when you call a meth I get sad
it is not though it's not like a bat like it's not bad that you have to take it
honestly it's kind of cool that you can't take that's awesome
Drugs are cool.
If you think about it, think about the average person that does math, right?
Shit ain't sweet.
But you're able to take it, and you simply become more powerful.
You ever had to suck dick for your meth, dude?
Nope.
It's not the same.
It is indeed meth.
Don't let that chatter bait you.
I know it is.
Oh, oh god.
Oh
Holy shit, my man's for my exam during med school. It should give me a rhythmic as in plutonic pains that shit is ass
Yeah, that's what happens when you abuse
The tonic is not what I said our word.
Pluridic, sorry.
Sorry.
Unfortunately, uh, you know, like you abused amphetamines to do your medical exams, which
could work by the way.
I can't abuse amphetamines to read your paragraph in a timely manner, you know what I mean?
It's just not fair.
Chess sale, thanks for sale.
I can get you some meth, I'm good, guys.
Heh heh heh.
I'm good.
And I've used them myself to diagnose a doctor friend to prescribe them all legal and ethical.
Ooh, I got my doctor friend after I said that I had something to prescribe me medicine.
That's legal and ethical.
Oh, technically legal, technically legal.
Cool record, I do not care.
Oh, you have a question now since you are a doctor, okay?
When you see a patient, how do you diagnose them?
Do you do it on the spot, or do you see them, hear their symptoms, and then go back and then Google them?
Bam, bam, bam.
Do you ask, Grok?
I'm an ice surgeon just going to fix their eyeball. Oh, so you picked the easy doctor that got
Bloods basically a dentist
I drop my ammo! Pick it up! Oh, I can't.
I got a doctor friend from China to send me 16 weeks of Ozympic for one-eighth of the cost.
I'm trying to make AI data sets to do exactly that.
Look forward to hearing about someone trying to sue AI for malpractice.
I mean it was my...
I don't expect a doctor to be able to be like, oh yeah, that's like, you know, insert
obscure diagnosis here.
It's unrealistic to assume your doctor will be able to do that, right?
Yeah, I made I made peace that you know, maybe they're gonna ask other doctors or you know use their intranet to look up like you know
whatever
But how is that not good enough why you need AI for that process
us. They Google it 90% of the time. You know, since medicine is like private businesses
a lot of the time, right? Why don't they advertise? Like, hey, we're not like the other hospitals.
We don't have to Google the answer. You know what I mean? Dude, that would go fucking hard, dude.
Oh yeah, like, here at Mercy Hospital, we don't, we don't use an AI to figure out what's wrong
I'm gonna be dude that way fucking oh no
There are regulations on advertising
The regulations on advertising but on
Insulin being like three hundred fifty dollars a mile or some shit, right? That's cool. Whatever. I'm not mad about that
I need insulin to be cheap
I'm cultivating my Wusha Diabetes, right?
Heh heh heh heh.
AHH!
Ah, I'm so good.
There's another guy, I think.
I mean, this is just a restart.
We'll keep going, we'll keep going.
What if it's the one?
You're cultivating your muscles, I'm cultivating diabetes, we are not the same.
I'm a hematology oncology fellow, most of the...
chemo's or amniote therapy I prescribe is in the tens of thousands
starting track
okay why don't you just give them a discount
dude just give them a little discount
that chatter probably does
Profiting off death
Dude just live in a state where you don't have to pay your medical debt dude easy peasy
Easy peasy
I'm so dead
The door is consuming him
Oh, he's dead.
We asked that doctor, Cheddar, how much cum you can swallow before you die?
says in reply I'm a doctor but there is no data I want to become a case report
his name is a newcomer approaches
Sometimes it's easy
Just got bald as hell right
Yeah, I like this a lot
It's definitely the coolest sounding one I ever growing purely for aura dude
And if you guys if you chunks don't know aura is like
It's basically how cool something is
It's like a term you guys probably haven't heard
It's like how cool something is
Tell me more
It's just like, like have you ever seen any Japanese cartoons?
Like in Dragon Ball, like some of the characters like as they're fighting like they have like
a visible aura of power. I mean, it's kind of like the same thing, right?
It's like a fadeaway dunk. Yeah.
The new anime of FMA is kind of good.
I made another full metal alchemist?
Why?
Same writer.
New show.
What's it called?
Demons of the Shadow Realm.
I'm not fucking kidding.
What the fuck is that?
please don't go along please don't go along please don't go along I gotta be so
bad I've ingested so much coffee and water
Mama mia
Even feel anything from coffee anymore
Yeah, I don't that chatter is right. Maybe I stop drinking coffee
Honestly, it's kind of the point where I don't drink it for energy. I drink it because I kind of like the taste
It's not possible.
It is possible.
What about energy drinks?
Bro, I'm too old and fat to be drinking energy drinks, man.
We have a civilian we're not accustomed to.
What about meth?
Yeah, definitely too old for math.
There are zero sugar energy breaks.
What's giving you the energy? Yeah, there's zero sugar and math too, Motherfucka.
Is that the cope that you're going with? You're like, oh, there's no sugar in the
monster I drink. I drink for a day. Me putting Splenda in my monster energy. Get up!
I'm 33, and I'm on 800mg of caffeine from energy drinks every day for years.
Sweet.
We'll hold a chat funeral for you when you die.
Well, you won't know when I die.
It'll be like when the Z fighters feel a power level fade.
Nobody felt farmer with a shotgun fade?
Yeah, cause they had a power level of one, dude.
It's like an insect died.
How do you pick that apart?
Also, they weren't like strong enough to do that
Sub 07 you morons. I'm not gonna get a heart attack
You're just kidding dude. All right, don't freak out
But have you noticed that your heart rate has accelerated like you're rationally just now
Like almost too much, you know me
Doctor, I'm telling you that guy is getting a heart attack, but only when he stops drinking
the energy drinks.
Yeah, but now we know we're an eyeball doctor, so your opinion doesn't matter anymore.
I'm just kidding.
Okay, man.
I'm just kidding.
That was a joke.
FUCK!
HAHAHAHA!
NOOOOOO, DEAR!
You're not wrong, I am wrong.
That guy is a fucking doctor, man.
Three peace in these games, I'mma go beat everybody.
Yes, Miload.
You
Don't give up, Stain!
I'm a eliminated. Well done, 47.
Smollerbuckers saw me from space!
That's myself.
Obama.
The best chicken chips I've ever tasted.
Blocking is really good in this game.
Well, as an adult male who's had sex with women, I can't justifiably use my shield to block in a Dark Souls game.
You have the right tech.
Sure, Florida.
Let me ask you something.
If I waged war on you right now, what the fuck would you actually do?
What do you mean? What would you fucking do?
You don't you have no armies outside of my walls.
If I waged war on you right now and killed your missionaries in the street,
what would the fuck would you do that? Get them to fuck out now.
They're passing through. Get them out of my fucking city now.
I'm trying. I'm telling you what's going to happen.
I'm literally making them pass through, bro.
There's no way that the oceans is on the other side of my town, dude.
There's nowhere for them to go!
They can go through!
No, they can't!
They're nowhere else!
They can travel...
You did it! You hit the end!
They can travel to sea, bro.
I'm a bit of a speed demon, I apologize in advance, throw it on the same way.
Did you sir it's sometimes it's kind of hard
The headlights are no longer working
That was unfortunate
At least we got a chat on our team
You know what I'm saying it. I'm saying if you use magic in this game to kill bosses. You're objectively not having fun
Yep. I am gatekeeping it. YUP! I'm doing it here. YUP! Throw backwards. Throw backwards.
Throw backwards. Throw backwards. Throw backwards. Throw backwards.
Oh, what the fuck?
I'm afraid to move.
Oh, we gotta go for it.
Damn, that would have been a good one to get earlier, fellas.
She's kind of hot, I like her hair, also the king of lulut is our guest.
dude oh it's kind of hot I like his hair I'm gonna do half as much as these
answer
am I gonna have sex with a bear yeah bro I'm gonna fuck the bear a fucking
Marine that bear. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, this is a bear penis even look like, dude.
I'm so dumb, man.
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
Fuck my big, big penis, bro.
No!
No fucking way!
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
Son of a bitch! Oh!
Bitch.
Nugget.
We got an eSports player on our team, we're good.
Mike Jack, Mike Jack.
Oh, shut up.
Hello?
Can anyone hear me?
Mike Jack.
He's going to get mad.
Am I dead?
Ah!
Holy shit.
Avoid the beam.
Yeah.
Oh.
My black oh, I
Just build a pit with lava and let it kill the monsters why not go fuck yourself? Why not go fuck yourself?
Something that's 27 meters away with James above it a little bit yes not I wouldn't
aim directly at it yes I would you fucking idiot a very small amount yes I
would
If the scope is zero incorrectly, I wouldn't have flexed you, say idiot.
That's a talk shit about Star Wars movie.
Then why did you want to leave when I got there?
She said because it smells like poop in there.
I told them you're Korean.
Oh
She's doing the korean heart symbol with her fingers
I don't know if it's a gang sign or not. I'm not sure
Motherfu- you guys you always put your parking brake on when you park
True or false
Yes
You drive sick you need to yeah, it's different fucking
Always use it
When do you use your parking?
All right, all right, all right, everyone shut up. I gotta lock him
That's a guy right there, but he didn't see us
I got something!
Yeah.
One suspect is coming from this moment.
Wedge!
I swear that thing triggers even before I walk over it.
by waste time bagging evidence if you don't care what your score
uh... something i don't care about the sports that i don't care about the
story official
which i was pretty clear about what i talked about the first time
I
Or barely wounded
How is he alive
It was supposed to be just a story
I don't know where he went.
Alert!
I think it's possible he went that way.
of
Where did he come from wait what?
he come from because he opened the door inward which means he was here when he
opened the door but this is wedge and I've been here the whole time
also this guy is not a rifle
Yeah remind me to check the replay fellas
Yeah, it was wounded he just didn't die he did not get back up
You bet he had it out when he came back he was heading out when he went back in
Arch mother or hidden king intro? Hidden king dude.
Lopple, thanks for 7. True.
Guards play the hidden king intro. I'm dead.
Wait, did I figure this?
I did.
Okay, man, we get it.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Man, man, man, man, man
Yeah, that's kind of evil look
It's lost five deadlock aims in a row, my weekend is ruined.
Those are free for all though.
Midlock, don't listen to that guy, he plays Arc Raiders.
Both games can't be good luck as the antithesis of our creators.
That's true.
She marlakes for shit.
Is this purgatory? Yeah, this is point man purgatory.
Sponsored by Jersey Mikes.
Meow meow.
He came from upstairs.
Unfortunately, I have to flash this guy, I think. Maybe not, hang on.
He might be in front of us.
He's in here where are you bro
of
death
of
the
What are you guys doing here?
I think we're done here.
Playing WH-3 with that.
Warhammer 3.
Can you dig at this result?
was warhammer 3
hmm
There's two guys in here.
I'm dead as fuck.
Dude, I was gonna wedge it.
I should have committed, dude. I should have fucking committed, man.
I was gonna wedge that door next to me after killing that guy.
Ah, the replay.
Damn, that sucks. We killed a lot of guys.
do it lags when I try to load the replays 400 plus entries I'm not sure when we turn
the replay is on.
Hold on.
the
Okay, this is a bomb
Wait
I think I'm doing a pretty bad.
Oops, I skipped backwards.
Okay, we do it from here, we do it from here.
So, this is his rifle.
I report him dead.
He has no gun.
He doesn't move.
First
That's why you have the option of restrained bodies
This is me in disbelief that that guy appeared
So if they're in camp, we restrained them.
Hmm...
Aww, Lord Serb Biscuits, thanks for selling it.
Did you just find this out? I literally never had that happen.
Ever.
Double dab dead people in the head. You take a penalty for that.
This is achievement for having a suspect stand up after being knocked down and having that suspect kill you.
Can only be the in-captiflans?
of
the
death
of
The system's still running.
You hear that left head on?
There's someone turning back off at the monitor, huh?
That's crazy.
How come no one told me that?
We did.
You believe us depends on who said
Usually GA 51 or an SABR are the best
Someone chest of the creep more was the best
Armor guys
Boing
I believe he is behind the cabinet.
Yup.
Got him.
I
Like I was not concerned with the gunshots
he knows he'll fail eventually anyway not true this is the one
so
I've never technically run completely out of ammo before, but we've gotten within bullets.
single-digit bullets and the only reason we run ammo it's because we died I swear
if you went uber slow for one round you'd pass first try I just don't get
like I don't know how going slower right here like I don't know how it would
Help
What was he doing there, what are you doing there mister?
I'm not getting worse, that was unlucky.
I saw a clip of I should just be doing a splash from the fucking top rope or not top rope
the fucking turnbuckle onto a table dude.
This shit looked...clean, dude.
I suspect come on, things are still...
It looked good.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
If they left it on,
we're someone turning it back on to monitor us.
Do you think he'll hurt himself?
Possibly.
He bounces off of the guy.
This might be doomed, maybe this isn't the one.
We've been ambushed a couple of times in the back, I wonder if it's like a guy we
We in-capped that maybe got up, but the thing is, it's like we usually tie up all the weapons
and shit, so it seemed unlikely.
Ambushed in the back.
You can be ambushed from the front, motherfucker.
I advise you read some art of war.
What happens if in-cap people get cuffed and they stay on the ground?
They stay on the ground?
They don't.
I'm assuming they just don't wake back up.
The fucking Undertaker theme plays as that guy stands back up after getting blasted
twice in the chest with a hand cannon.
Boom.
of
lock in
I love the way this gun sounds.
and
of
police
of
the
of
I need tips for testicular torsion pain.
I'll probably get him untangled by a doctor, not yourself.
Wait, was there another guy behind him?
There's two guys.
too risky otherwise
I'm hearing some steps over here.
some frog 4 posting nice
Westpro thanks for selling believe in
of herself. I don't know how we haven't been shot yet, to be honest.
at least aren't rushing. I mean, someone consider this rushing. To me, it doesn't feel like rushing
at all.
Remember no Russian
I swear I'm here and like walking out there.
Keycard.
Hold on.
Let's activate that ship real quick.
Where's your opinion on single ply toilet paper?
Not good.
Just makes you use more.
Oh.
What are you doing over there?
We've got to send the controls.
This is gonna make a hell of a story.
come on guys I don't want to remove frog
Oh
Who's talking? Oh
No, yeah, thanks for something
Stay here do not get in our way
Thank you Jesus.
You're welcome.
Holy fuck.
It's going to be good to go for you back.
Loki how is your movement so smooth that you used to be a pro or something?
Yeah, but I just played a lot of those games recently.
I don't think it's particularly smooth either.
Will they come through maybe traps
Now there's a pinky brambly
I can do it, okay?
Why am I looking there? No one can be there.
I don't need to talk. We gotta get some stuff back here.
I'm not a model!
Do something, bitch.
They told you we were monsters.
Any kind of are.
I can pull strings at the network, anything you need.
You mistake your comfort for safety.
Where are you?
Look, I'm a robot, and you need to get out of there. How can you do it, okay?
Enter the new clock. Let's see if I can defeat it.
This is protocol.
Oh, look at that! Polyfrotally!
One to 30 detainees.
four lackeys for seven thank you nine out of 24 the number kind of low
That chatter is like talk for me, dude.
Talk?
How many terrorists have I shot in the head?
I'm very careful of the the the hallway I turn talk on I got a mod that removed it
from where though
He breeched, man.
He fucking breeched!
That sounded like the guys that don't do that.
Am I wrong about that? Like, I know the full ghillie suit guys.
Breach.
The other military dress guys, but without the helmet, might also breach.
I don't think black suit guys... reach.
Keycard always spawns at the start of the level.
Do a 180 after re-wearing the cams on the table next to the doorway.
Well...
Right here?
What the hell?
Strants?
The replay for the last match. Why, just see who breached?
I think I've been sick. I think I got a fever.
Either my hand was cold or my forehead was hot.
Can you turn off the power out of our box on the second floor?
It removes, it turns off the cameras.
and I end up using the cameras toward the end of the level.
So I don't turn the power off.
I think ideally you're supposed to...
of
Are you behind me?
That did not go as smoothly as I wanted it to.
I wanted to cap that guy, wedge the door, run back to where I was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, zero awareness though.
I heard them talking down there.
This just never came.
I didn't hear the door get kicked open or anything.
Lord thinks we're out of them.
All road deducted.
Yeah, but my gun sounds cool, so that's like plus over, right?
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Get eyes on the building from here.
Well, in BB, this is the last level.
Indeed, a Reno, neighbor Reno.
I just got the game and beat the first mission.
God in A, are you jealous?
I'm gonna get you out of here.
No, Gargara, I'm not jealous.
I don't need to care for them, they're gonna die.
What was that?
Drop the weapon now!
You're gonna kill me!
You don't know who you're fucking with!
Oh
There was no easy fella
There's a guy on the other side of that door for me.
I bet 5k on you, better lock in.
I'll tell you right now.
That is not going to work for you.
Give me other useful things to say like.
If you do this, then you bug out the entire map and you can kill everyone for free.
Now that is some health right there, dude.
of
I need to close the storm watch up.
If you do this, you can glitch out the enemy's frog for...
I don't think so.
Don't begin exercise.
Don't stack.
of
death
of
death
of
getting squished.
I swore there was a second guy.
Nope. He was just talking to himself.
Really fast.
Interested scoops?
Thanks for selling it.
Oh shit, thank you.
Worst frog 3.
I don't know, I asked that question yesterday.
What the hell is he doing?
What happens if I open the door?
Gun them?
That's too much ammo.
I can pull strings with the network. Anything you need.
What happens to you after using my call?
Jesus Christ!
aww
This is the run. This don't mean shit boys.
This don't mean shit.
I'll tell you
It's the run when I when I successfully clear the main room on the top floor and I can move around with freedom
That is potentially the run
I never realized how heavily we relied on the flash and a blancher to be able to do that
Oh
What did I see
Bitch man's
Or would we stop using the Flash Launcher?
It's just...
I wanted to play the game in a different way.
It involves more peeking rooms and clearing it that way as opposed to, uh, seeing a guy
and then hitting him with the old Flash Launcher.
He Googled it.
Okay, let's be clear.
Flash Launcher is the best primary in the game.
Okay.
So I didn't Google shit.
It's literally AoE.
And you don't even have to hit people.
And it always stuns the...
Aren't you using it instead?
I don't really like the gameplay though.
Shoe flash.
Swap to handgun.
Line up a shot.
Line up a shot. I don't like the weapon swapping part
PTSD
So you could have won.
You could have won 400 tries, that's what you're saying?
No.
Maybe.
Actually, maybe when we shot the VIP, that could have been a win.
Well, we shot him. I did not expect this guy to be here. It's funny, as soon as I started
getting shot, I did not visually see that guy. I just, because I played this map so many
times. I knew precisely where he could be. So I aimed where he was, where I had seen him
many times before. The enemies reacted when we yelled them through
voice yeah it depends it depends though I swear to God the way the reacts is
fucking random dude it depends it depends on the kind of enemy it is
like you let the SWAT guys or whatever like I'm pretty confident they almost
always try to breach you but like every other kind of guy they will like
move around start moving around or maybe they'll stop moving around or maybe
they'll find a different position or maybe that they'll enter into like the
soft move around phase where they will move around but like only every five
seconds you know every
Blah, blah, blah, is the store open?
Yes.
I almost always never see a guy in this corner.
I almost always...
Did my health go up?
I swear it was a darker red than that. It's probably hard for you guys to see.
It did not go up.
Okay, maybe not.
It went up before I bandaged.
Hi.
Well, yeah, help only goes up with the armor, low 50%.
Not true.
Oh, we almost died. I swear I've died at that door so many fucking times to a trap, dude.
I didn't even see it.
Ah!
Yeah, someone pushed the discord before being shot after being shot after bandaging.
It looks wider!
because you heal up bro I've I've healed up below 50% and that that outline has
not changed color I swear to God maybe maybe I'm just fundamentally misunderstanding
the purpose of the outline but I thought it was just my total HP pretty much
Relax, the point man's here.
Lim health is not the same as the overall health they're independent.
I know.
To my understanding, Lim health literally just doesn't have any bearing on your maximum
health.
I can't feel where he is.
I think you have 180 HP, so it's a 2 at 90 if you are low.
I can't feel my hands.
Any plans for the big 5 hundo?
Victoly.
of
Top 10 games?
The Shatter wants to see my top 10 games.
I think the guards still have it.
Show it to that chatter.
Now.
Top 10 plantains.
Number 7.
slightly mushy planting. That's 20 though? Yeah, I didn't feel good doing just 10.
Ripped it spotted.
The health doesn't update until the limb gets damaged again, I see.
Turbo, I see, thanks for 7.
of
the
death of
I'm doing terminals better than every way. Sorry, man.
So we
That's okay. That's okay.
You know, I actually play. I think I played eternal before 2016.
Atmosphere.
Worldomics for 7.
The only thing I prefer about 2016 was the UI slash HUD.
I like the UI in general.
I thought it was great.
Very cartoon.
All right, so this is like basically perfect cover by the way, where did that guy say
Stay safe, Sharper.
Did you forget Darkest Dungeon?
No.
I played a lot of games.
always nerve wracking
Slain the Spire 2?
I never played it.
I played Slay the Spire 1.
It was good.
I wonder what the lungs being damaged means.
Cancer?
Oh.
Victoly, but at what cost?
Now I've got TB!
Hehehe!
Got TB!
You never notice the long thing? It only happened because I triggered a gas trap and then I stood in it.
Briefly.
Please don't be open. Nice. Oh yeah, hold on.
Okay, very good. Very good.
This guy is directly by the podium. It's just one guy.
Loram? No.
I've got a pretty good angle on this guy from behind.
What? Hello?
What?
How did I get a minus 50 on the...
Weird?
Weird and cringe?
I probably should have checked for gas.
This is stupid.
Let me walk along the wall, please.
I don't think they checked here.
I'm just gonna watch this bomb dude.
How many people have I killed?
six to seven. Shouldn't you have a more precise number than that, Doc?
do you guys think there's a guy out here in the corner or somewhere?
Shut up
The rest are upstairs
Only 11 enemies so far means there's giga dudes upstairs
But there are 13 bad guys upstairs with the Shattersite.
That is the most we've ever had upstairs.
Play safe.
The fuck do you mean place safe hello, what do you mean? There's no safe way up
The yank takes for something
Show that
It seems like I always get guys walking down the stairs right here, so...
He eliminated his rival, that's why he's status green right now.
It's like RimWorld, when you kill a random guy and your pawn's like, yeah.
Actually I've hated this guy forever, surprise.
This guy might be in that room.
Hey, what the hell was that noise?
He's not up here, which is good, but as bad is the doors open.
I gotta lean in here.
Is there even anyone on the other side?
looks like yes all in courtroom dude I don't know how I'm gonna kill like seven
guys in that room dude
straight up I have no fucking idea
It's impossible to have seven dudes spawn there? Good. That does mean they're in the side rooms.
Which is not good, which is not good.
Which guy is that?
I cannot shoot through this.
But I know I can't.
The hitbox on this fucking metal detector is so big.
I can't.
worth doing. There's three guys. I didn't even see that third guy.
Okay, we can go for going around.
Remember, there is a guy.
I'm going for it.
It's just my fault. I didn't even look over there, dude.
It's just my fault, dude. I'll be right back, man.
Yes, below.
I mean, I've used it on like hills and shit when it's when it's likely that I would need it, I guess.
When it's when it's likely that I would need it I guess
Uh-uh double spear do I look like a fucking cuckold boom
Little lay down the release there guys
Oh, here we go.
Big hit incoming.
Lol.
W, still in the green.
And cli- What?!
Wait!
No!
Oh!
What?
What do you mean to do that?
What is that?
Let's do it.
Let's do it. Walk it up bro. Just walk down and walk it back. I'm just gonna run away from him. I got a limited
He's in the dust he's in the dust
I'm gonna kill you.
No, slow-boost.
They're both going to...
One more, go!
That was worth it, Derek.
This day is not turning out to be the best.
Right.
Give me water.
Give me water in my mouth.
No.
Water!
Mmm, refreshing.
That was a heavy log, dude.
Finally made me feel something that you can't!
Break his neck!
Come on! Do it!
No!
I
Didn't want to shake it, but you shouldn't come with me
They got a lost one back there, but that's okay
Ah, ooh, ah, ooh, ow, ooh, ee, ooh, ow!
Ah! No!
No! Ah!
Oh fuck.
I've rather garnished but I have been superbiot and this will pay for one
right what we get hammered once and went on the ferris wheel it was a pretty
shitty ride but we had a hell of a sight
if crows are nesting in the landfill now that means I'm fucking dead and I'm
I'm gonna respawn immediately.
My leg!
Weeweewweewweewweewweewweewweewweewweewweew.
Oh my gosh, this is so many!
Hehehehehe!
Oh that's annoying.
Fuck!
Do another.
Wait, it's hitting the ship?
Well, it's not hitting anyone else because everyone's moving.
There's no way to really stop it.
We kind of just have to deal with it.
And then it will get targeted at Kilphog.
What?
We have the gravity, so you can't move.
And he said, uh, I told him, you want to play on the TV tomorrow?
And he was like, actually, no, he was like, he was confused.
And I said, do you want to play on the switch on the TV tomorrow?
And he was like, oh, with daddy.
Yeah.
Like, and then he did me, he's talking about the switch sports sword game or whatever.
Wait, we're in.
This is capturing so pixelated. It's so weird.
It's so weird.
Just regard the Oreo, guys.
Ah, fuck. It kicked me out.
There must be something wrong with my connection, guys.
He got through one by one!
of the
double kill of the
of the
the
That tilted me right now dude. That tilted me right now.
Bring back the Skullet. Dude I'm working on him.
Good thing this game isn't tilting. This game's not tilting.
I mean, it's kind of told you, actually, but...
Imagine what happened during this game.
It's like that right there.
What happened in that clip is equivalent to, like...
If there was a guy who I incapped on the first floor, who got back up, and then I full-clear
the level, and then I'm like, where's the last guy?
Turns out it's a guy I'd already shot to unconscious as who got back up, found a gun, and then
ambushes me somewhere, and then I die after clearing the whole fucking level.
That death and that clip is basically equal to that.
Hands up! Hands up! Down in your throat!
That's why I started full third, because I don't want to...
I don't want that to happen.
Black Lagoon, thanks for something, Ash. Yes, thanks for something.
Double tap suspects I mean it's still it's still why we're we're full clearing right now though
like it might be easier if we rush to the ammo box but oh yeah
Glendar, thanks for subbing.
Stay here, you know what's good for you.
Okay.
I can talk to the police.
No, I'm good.
Never change tactics.
Keep going until it works.
I see, but I did change tactics.
Hold on.
You're almost there.
Stop moving.
I'm surprised they got out from behind the box.
Normally they get stuck there.
Oh, I forgot the key card.
Too late now.
Whoops
You think this guy's right here, I think he's right here
Dude I shot him
This guy's dead, right? We're gonna hear him fall in a couple seconds.
I reloaded, guys.
Nice attempt, Boon Boon. Thanks for everything I say as they lie.
Thank you.
Everything I say is lie, dude.
What a name.
What a player.
Dude, my mustache feeling good, dude.
Wispy
Do I like my mustache no
They got cheese cake things for seven
Hi.
They do not.
All of them get surfing one step.
We got to verify our card, dude.
You know, I'm kind of feeling the Ben trap remix, dude.
Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, yes.
The homophobic one?
Dude, Ben can't be homophobic. He's owned by Disney.
I am not scared of you, mate. So much so, I wish...
Tom Ars in Thor Mental takes your 7.
This guy's going to get back up.
No.
Venice, Slovenian?
Dude, that's not a real place.
Check of Slovakia stopped existing after the fall of the USSR dude.
No.
Any bathroom hiders?
No.
Any guys over here for some serious reason?
I sure hope not.
I
Be pleased to beat this I want to so bad
I want it so bad
of
the
other both European I don't care
a couple of letters and again there you go easy peasy
Anyone in the corner? Nope. Keycard spot way. Hold on. No Traparino. I bet there's a guy
in here. Okay, we're all the bad dudes out. Big shrimpin'. Am I shrimpin'? My backers.
That's what it must be.
Man, fire god, thanks for 7 for 13.
Oh.
Synthetic.
Inlando, thanks for 7.
Hey, guys.
What's up, guys?
Well, what do we do?
There's three guys in here.
You know, I might be able to clip...
Ah, fuck it.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
I
Shot him
All things in here will be under lead.
The voice will call us home soon. Listen closely. It's already begun.
Is he coming back?
BOOM!
Well, now we know why they didn't push the door, fellas.
now we know why they didn't push the door
cause there was a hand grenade there
there was a hand grenade
there was a hand grenade there
there were
double skull emoji moment
I think I need some tunes to lock in.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Eyes on CCTV access point.
The interface appears clean.
I already got the key
That's a bad guy
What the hell is it?
Get down on the fucking tennis!
Get down, I want to see fans!
You're gonna be okay.
Stay right there!
that plan is not a person
of
All right, open door does not mean no trap
Yeah check this computer
I'm not supposed to be rushed.
They said they were here to save us.
Now it's the talk, civilian security.
of
the
of
the
Let me see those hands down on your goddamn knees now!
I'm
Uses you as cover
There's gonna be a guy that's fucking hallway, man.
Not that guy.
of
I had it on loop.
We're kinda wounded, but it's manageable.
I'm getting down, take it easy.
Stay here.
All in the truck.
Civilian is in custody, requesting escort.
Disable him now.
now.
get out of there now!
Stay here. Stay calm.
What the hell is the cure?
Everything's okay. It's going to be in custody and secured.
Put your hands up!
Self-defeated deceased, reflecting trainers.
I'm not even sure it was worth continuing after we took all that damage.
I should have peaked that a little bit slower at the long end, dude.
We took too much damage from that...
The first guy that we killed.
It's not 4 or 23!
Blah blah blah blah blah blah!
Aaaaaaahhh!
I see how you can do this all day for two weeks, it still suck.
It's so hard...
It's so hard for me to see an other person...
Oh!
My back is cracking so much.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
To watch the watchers.
For that particular, like, clear, like, the long hallway or whatever, like, I should have...
I should have treated it more seriously, because it's not like every other clear.
That's like a shootout, every time, pretty much.
Unless I get the perfect hang on that guy.
Don't you just adjust your chair slash desi or not cosplaying a shrimp?
I'm not sure what I would need to adjust.
Let me lower in my... chair?
Adjust hairline, not possible.
to raise your monitors.
Nay.
Bring your shoulders back and activate your core.
Okay, I did it. I think I did it.
The guy in chat said he should have himself only did that.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Think this will work?
Yee hee.
Uh huh.
shoot you with a rail gun point blank
I don't think he's gonna back up. Tileo and mailman Jim, thanks for some of them.
Deflex Railgun? Man. Which game had the best Railgun? Probably Kuwaiti, right?
They should look cool.
I think that's the saldo talking though.
Hi.
Thank you, mailman.
Perfect Darks is pretty good.
I don't remember Perfect Darks.
Armor Core 6, Warmer Rip Fight Railgun.
Yeah, but you don't get to use that one.
Well, yeah you do, don't you?
Or do you just like call in support for it?
I'm pretty sure it's like shooting from really far away.
Armored 4-6 was cool.
I hope they make a new one.
Whatcha doin'?
I know a lot of uh...
A lot of armor core purists probably didn't like that it was more like a soul scheme.
What?
Who has been that way?
I don't know.
I would have to replay the old ones it's been so long played armor core I think
the first armor core I played was actually two I think I ever played I played
three and then probably four
two was a launch PSU game yeah I probably played that one
I always wanted to have a bipedal robot.
But it was hard to have a bipedal robot and also have cool weapons.
No one wants to be a robot that has like eight legs.
This shit is so fucking lame
You play future cop LAPD yep. Oh, yeah, oh my
You mean the very first MOBA? Yeah, I'll play the...
We're gonna robot with eight cocks. No, I don't want that.
No. I don't want that.
Of course! Of course I missed the fucking door!
So I have to turn back around and I'm not looking at the door!
And then he fucking kills me, dude.
I missed the input, man.
A fucking course, dude.
You got jump scared? You wouldn't have been jump scared if I hadn't the fucking
goofy syntax menu wasn't so fucked bad.
Son of a bitch! The Sage of the Lizard thing or something.
Oh son of... I don't want that. No! I don't want that. I don't want that. No!
Oh
Points haven't been this easy since the hitman days
You know, I think you're cool
For betting against
S.A.S.O runs, okay, the obvious safe bet is to not believe that
That should ain't happen. 99% of the time.
How do believers still have 250k? I don't know if I'm locking the fuck in for that guy.
They're literally the biggest payout known to man.
Oh, I'm locked in.
this door was closed right? oh yeah. nice try man.
I'm so fucking locked in right now.
The suspect is down.
I think there's a guy behind... nope.
You believed on my word?
Hello?
the best pizza guys. New York style pepperoni. Next question.
A bab shrimp and garlic. This guy is so European it hurts.
shit that sounds good you're just hungry man the base only
let's like Papa Murphy's you go for the base just cook up the base the store's
seven for sure. You're about to see a guy I think. Where are we here in this dude mumbling
I'm gonna have to get out of that.
This is fucked up.
I much prefer for there to be people here because it kind of like pulls everything from this room over here.
and
Dude.
That guy did not get flashed by my flashbang by the way.
We have to use a flashbang.
of
the
Where the hell is this guy?
I saw his feet. Where?
I straight up have no fucking idea
Leave the clock. Suspect it. Be out of any crunches.
Leave the clock. Suspect down.
Please don't win the first time I ever bowed.
I'm doing it not for the believers.
to prevent that guy from ever taking up gambler.
He's dead, man.
Howie.
let's talk I kicked open no one came out of it by the way
Dude, playing this feels like a fever.
What though?
Great!
You're blocking my fucking view!
Oh, nice he moved. That was very nice of you. Thank you.
There's a guy moving either in the hallway directly in front of me or in the room beyond.
Don't peek the door, strafe cryptid, please.
Audio pop?
I gotta close this door.
You crept it in the archive room man, that's nice.
That's fucking awesome dude.
I told the AMOR user in-game voice of the character Judge's voice lines.
so mad like push to talk
This guy, that's superstition has to be.
I
He's still moving.
Surely this is good cover, right?
Bam, ba-bam-bam!
When to move in March, the official Moon Corps Pathfinder II, 2nd Edition West March.
any nerds in chat? That's a thing. Nerdoo! Only alpha males here? You don't lie.
Lakers won.
Let's go!
I love LeBron James.
I'm basically a Laker.
Say one LeBron James line.
Sinked it!
Is that one?
You got lucky!
of
the
only a no party like a ditty party
of the good one
classic
I've seen the video of LeBron James saying, ain't no party like a diddy party.
not good for you buddy let's just say that
slowly slowly
good
hopefully
I also have a camera over there, I think.
Haha, just kidding. I build.
Is this the run?
It might be the run as soon as I start ascending the double staircase, okay.
Right now, none of this means anything. Although we're doing okay.
Don't give us false hope. That's what I'm trying to curtail, man. I literally just said no,
this means anything.
That's usually what you say before dying.
Yeah, but that's over on purpose.
Okay we always get bombed on this one.
we thoroughly check. I do not believe there's a new one in here. The side of the map seems
pretty quiet
We have some building in our custody.
There's... there's straight up no one over here.
They hear us. It's over.
They're... they're on the coasts.
No one stopped them.
Elephant talk.
We have a civilian in custody.
Hello, Moon duck.
Oops, a little bit of regular, huh?
Where the fuck is everyone?
where the hell are they I bet there's three guys not big like half crescent moon room
on the outside
oh I heard something
I think he's wandering around in the room.
You know, actually hold on.
of
the
death
of
five nights at Freddy's noise
What the fuck do we do what the fuck do we do
I genuinely like I don't know what to do.
I genuinely don't know what to do.
We couldn't like flash that guy in there?
I mean maybe we could flash that guy in the room.
The guy over there is not the guy in here as well, there's two guys.
I'm going to get out of here, I'm going to get out of here.
Why did I do that, guys?
Why did it bounce like that?
I don't understand.
I don't understand why I did that.
This'll make it make sense.
Frog 4, I can show you.
This is the room I said there was probably three guys in.
We're in here, we've got nothing.
We have a dense suspect here.
I'm leaving IRL, I'm leaving in, I'm leaving in.
Where's this dude?
You're going to be okay.
I heard them ramble.
Elephant in the dock.
Civilian is in custody.
Requesting escort.
Entry team in the dock.
Suspect is down.
They're breathing.
I mean, this can't be trapped because he was going to breach up.
This guy said moving up.
sure.
No camera for this room, that's rough.
Like bro, I've been mobile, why is everyone typing frog for you don't want to know man
We got like three cryptids on the loose right now
So fucking stupid.
Close the fucking door.
Close the fucking door
I
I think he was the guy we heard in that hallway.
that retreated.
Oh yeah, he could have also teleported, they do that.
how many do we have killed?
use of the doors cover even though it's not cover
mad?
What was that noise?
I think that may have been above us.
Not the click, but the very faint voice line that fired off.
Oh, and cryptid to this game isn't one of those liminal back room spaces.
but they do cryptid-like things.
Like this. Why is he doing that?
Is this the same motherfucker that we never killed in this room, by the way?
We've flashed this guy for sure, I wonder if you can flash through that.
imagine if he's over here. I assume you'll walk back.
this guy is piss
got you bitch ass
got a two shot center mass. I mean the guys might have different armor than each other
there so I don't know. Pretty sure the rest of our fellows are upstairs.
What is the correct way to do this?
What's the correct way?
I dream these are so...
Run and flash.
that talk are they for something bait them out loony 2 style they don't come
man
nine dudes left with good RNG 11 with bad orange
Left side easier to reach ammo box.
Creep up the right side, the flag on the third floor blocks some line of sight.
I think I have been going right side.
We're about to get our ladder man. Stairman.
THERE WAS A SECOND DAMMIT!
Oh my god, I'll be right back.
Yes, my lord.
I'm sorry.
W has been revoked until you hit the gritty on god
you
You're a god.
Pushed you to remember our main themes of grief.
Or some to go deeper.
Or some poor my kidding.
I know you complained.
Or you on the cream team
We'll color the inside
The booty real wet to a clap do it fart to a grip the meat
It's tight how many fingers you use what it tastes like
Smelly is it warm?
What is this that why is donatello talking to me like that he's a ninja turtle
Who would grip the meat?
Worse time for an ad, this guy was about to bust.
I got it, I was not standing on a bomb there.
You fucking bitch!
You bitch!
Ooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, ex-alantex's submit.
If you like this...
You're more memorable moments from the silent stream.
The part where we close the door, with a camera.
Positioning the camera perfectly.
When we get to that garage, that guy just like standing in the corner.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Did I not warn you you fuck?
We could have been a team!
Do you want to team up?
Okay, go get your friend's loot and leave me alone.
This is my side.
For that guy.
Alright, come on man.
Thanks for delivering his loot.
Okay, the games have poppin, dude, you know, I'm cool with that, it's okay, dog.
If you want like a totally seamless, like, realistic experience, how about you get your
fat ass out of your computer chair and go take a walk?
Yeah, ask me to summon him.
Oh.
My purse is so cunty. Yeah, I serve cun-
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yeah, what you got under there?
Guys, I got logged out of RuneScape and all I hear is the music right now.
I'm just gonna close it.
I can't do both at the same time.
Hello.
We have fucked by second Stairman stop reporting before clearing yeah I was on me
Right, my bars, you gotta know when to yoinkie, know when to splonkie, know when to bag evidence,
know when to run, you never count your bullets when you're in the doorway, there will be
time enough for reloading when the dealing's done.
For sure.
Poop-piss-p, thanks for subbing. Thanks for subbing. Thanks for subbing, says Poop.
Don't quit your day job? No, no, no.
How do they leave the CCTVs unattended?
He has potential.
Try to have them cut the feet.
meat, pulling live feeds. Give us a lay out, I betch.
Chest of the chatter told me there's always a key card there.
Dubski.
Move camera, I've got two.
Don't move, stay calm.
I'm hurrying.
I might be going insane.
I hear the whispers.
I believe there was a guy over there.
However, we're going to pretend there is not a guy over there.
Oh my god.
Of course.
The war...
The rare spot?
Hmm...
We got a lot of them!
I
Was image damn, we're freaky motherfucker, dude. Oh probably go around there, but
We're not even hit. No dude, we got taken to Red Hill. Or Lay Road.
Are we safe?
Doc, it's gonna be good to go for you back.
Yeah, we should've flashed that guy.
I just don't wanna use a flashbang on the first dude.
You know what I mean?
That feels bad.
Get in the group on round!
Don't shoot!
You're gonna be okay.
There's a worry behind me!
We have a civilian in custody.
Fuck!
No!
I'm taking the cock, so I've got to think about it more.
got him in the day
hello
the
of
the
of the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
my back hurts
and
your back always hurts get over it. Yeah, but can I mention it? At least once.
Yowchee!
One below left.
Well because of all that I don't think there's a guy in here.
A gun with one bullet.
the
death of
death
of
death
of
and
numbers
and
We have one suspect down.
Gonna kill a lot of guys over here.
We have secure guns, but not suspects.
I'm only securing in-caps suspects.
Jesus.
I had to do a little janitorial work.
Yes, Milo!
No, you're not janitors your guards your knights
Silverous Knights
Hey
Stay calm oh
My god
It's gonna be okay.
poor left leg dude. Cut down in it's prime.
Honestly I don't think there's anything left on this floor, but...
We will see!
Oh, this gun doesn't have an automatic mode, I didn't realize that.
You can't.
Main escape from Tarkov after this.
Ironically, I bet this game would probably make me better at Tarkov with all the leaning and shit, but...
My game is full of lay hackers though, right?
right?
for the single player version? I mean I think there are just... there might be games which
No, it's not bad players like to think so, though, but I'm just repeating what I've heard,
and that's all.
We've killed eight guys. Probably at half HP.
still got our kicking foot.
There we go.
Sam's number one, thanks for silver.
The wedge!
There's no point disarming this, it won't aggro anyone I think.
Parallel sticks for seven, unless it goes through the roof.
Almost forgot me wedge.
Guys look at my, look at the feet.
I'm leaving feet for him.
We're gonna confuse him.
It's like some wily coyote shit.
You love that anime? It's a good one.
What are my favorite American anime?
It's good, it's good!
We don't like that door being open.
Oh, my.
Where's Star Fox?
We're Star Fox!
The Star Fox VA died?
Okay.
Why is this guy trying to bum me out?
We'll piss them off!
We should try the stickers.
Probably shouldn't have.
I could probably do a...
A Star Fox.
Or Star Fox!
Nah, too deep, too deep.
Or Star Fox!
We're Star Fox!
Dude, come on guys.
RIPa like Star Fox.
We're Star Fox.
I'm stood to just pretend Chris Pratt do Mario
We're Star Fox
going with the same expectation
Do Obama trying to be Star Fox?
Uh...
Or Star Fox?
Wait, no. Hold on.
Let me be clear.
I am Star Fox.
This is Slippy Hair.
Wait.
Slippy Frog.
And this...
is Peppy Hair.
He's up for promotion.
Slippy Toad.
Dude, whatever, man.
what? This is this is Falco Lombardi the only person with a real last name for
some reason. Unless Lombardi means Falcon or it's like a type of Falcon.
Oh
He figured it out
Isn't he a blue jade?
Why is his name Falco if he's a blue jade?
Clearly he's a falcon a blue falcon
It's a reference to a
F zero
Don't worry about it.
The blue falcon.
Well, someone's getting flashed. It's you.
Hmm
It's kind of racist to have like
I know oh, yeah, far the fox's last name is McLeod
Never mind. He got a real lesson
How come they had to do my boy Slippy and Peppy wrong though?
The only rules that they have their animal name in their name.
Ohhhh.
What about Crystal?
Dude, I didn't play the fucking Gamecube game.
Star Fox Adventures right?
I played on a display briefly.
I missed out.
Dude I just had platformer burnout dude.
Again
We got some boys
I'm just gonna just gonna flash this
Nah
I fucking smoked that guy holy shit
I almost killed that guy.
I think he's on the stairs, but I'm not sure.
Unlucky. Unlucky.
I'm going to take this time to double check for a trap.
two guys
oh no
I don't know if it's locked
It's unlocked.
They went trapped!
How did I not see it?
I accidentally hit G, I didn't want to waste my fucking flashbang dude, I didn't want
to hit G yet man.
Dude.
We should have just killed the first guy as soon as I heard the trap trigger then
back down there. You have two attempts left for the believers. Okay. You can spam one to
dude that's so unlucky
hey big M1 is a temp 498 man
We got a dead suspect here.
Shut that dude in the head while moving.
You know that last guy, the one that we were shooting while we were gassed?
We actually hit him one time.
is not enough.
We're going to do that one time we got gassed upstairs and we had the deagle and we killed
the guy that was about to kill us while we were gassed.
sick yeah but that was like 500 attempts ago so
hi
You cannot cancel your grenade chatter, who said that I could, after I was talking about
not being able to cancel it earlier?
You can't fucking cancel it.
this is very awkward control scheme right now
The
The door consumes.
We wall banged while those guys.
I think there might be a guy in the right.
What?
I was like bunched up.
come out and get down!
you're gonna be okay
very unmanly scream sir
Oh
Next 15 minutes you can say something about how much shit he's stacking.
I am poop stacking right now.
Oh!
But I said it early.
Soccer makes for shoving.
Said it early to screw with you.
Hey!
That's some shit now!
No!
Go to the bathroom and shit!
Fuck!
You're shitting yourself!
You're freaking shitting yourself!
Do this IRL frog form, I can't.
Hey, I was able to go into it despite the screen being grabbed.
Wait, we good.
That's my favorite ketchup.
Did I not fucking wedge this door, dude?
Oh my god.
I like that no sugar added, getcha.
Oh.
Where is this guy?
I mean, if I have to pick my absolute favorite, it's definitely like curry ketchup. You know what I mean?
This guy ain't moving dude.
Wait.
Unbelievable.
All of Pinio's ketchup is very tasty.
Never had it.
Why didn't you come out?
Is this 7 or 8?
7.
The guy walking in the hallway is precisely why I usually try to wedge that door, because
it's very annoying to chase him down.
Who is talking?
Who is that?
Is she in here?
Oh my god.
Clever hiding spot.
When they see an armed guy, they go into, you know, a hands up mode or whatever.
But her hiding spot was so good, the guy was like literally five feet from her, she never
went into the...
I've never seen someone there.
She's a survivor.
I'm not gonna give up.
remember destiny's child dude she's gonna work harder
I
Rather not remember them dude what's wrong with with DC
Don't you block that black electric door earlier?
This one?
I was under the impression you couldn't block it.
You can't.
What the hell?
Because you can't wand under it.
So I just assumed I couldn't stick anything under it.
Good call, good call.
I mean that's a logical assumption though.
Thank you I'm the guy who told you to use wedges per week by the way.
Yeah, I know I know I know
No one freaking out
Hi, why are you on your knees?
Don't move, you're under arrest.
Don't move, you're under arrest for being a terrorist.
Bro, this angle is so fucked.
Close the door and wait.
He's not gonna move!
He's in the corner.
The door's open which is terrible.
It's a fucking plant dude.
Very good, uh, very good, man.
Where are my bullets, dude?
I sprinted out of there while shooting me, man.
You know what we should have done?
We should have gone long.
That was stupid.
That was actually stupid.
You know he's in the cubby flash him?
The reason I didn't flash that guy is because I killed that other guy and he didn't move.
I'm trying to defeat the requesting trainers.
Shit. Oh shit!
Get down!
If he didn't move I didn't think I had a plan.
You're gonna be okay.
You serious right now?
Casual backshot? That bullet didn't hit him somehow.
He didn't get hit. It would have penalized me.
Weird. Where did my bullet go?
down on your god damn move now! put your hands up!
okay, it's okay
this is the best point play
Just a casual point blank miss as one does.
We got wandering around right beyond where I closed that uh where I wedged.
I
Remember me me me me me me me me me me
Hi, so we meet again fella
We got a hallway cryptid. He just hangs out. He's chill most of the time.
Wait, what am I doing? We gotta get ready for the breach and go into it.
Move late!
Happy 500?
I'm not happy.
you
Oh sorry believers, I'm so fucking sorry man
I'm so fucking sorry, man.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
To watch the watchers.
He's smiling. It's embarrassing.
Am I just noob?
I think I'm just noob.
Pharrell, the French thinks for several...
And
he's not dead.
out. Does that even shoot him? I think I did once. Use a laser sight to throw the actual
bullets go. You gotta spare lasers so that I can hold for this round.
I don't think I should do that I think that's against the rules
There, there, kinda gave up cause I took so much damage.
we should do for run 500 we'll assume this is the 500th run hang on we'll do a flash launch
We need this many, I think.
No, yeah, yeah, that's fine, that's fine, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
I
Did what the
Why did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
Get down and keep your hands up!
I'll shoot you!
Hands up! I'll pump your nipples and hands up!
Get down! I want to see you hands!
I'll drop my gun!
Shit!
Stay down and turn around.
Don't let this work on yourself.
Eleanor talk. We have a suspect in custody.
of
I'm just pressed! I'm just pressed!
We're gonna be okay. Please tell me the matter is okay.
Please.
I'm just gonna knock. Somebody need to go through back.
Desmond, thanks for a sub-up.
Make him sit on the stairs.
What the hell?
That was the YouTube video.
of
death
of
death
This one's for you, Master Chief.
This is a gas bomb, right?
where we go
ain't a laser in here
You ready?
of
I have no idea where anyone could be
that was not the clear level
there boy that was not the clue
I'm going to get my kick in foot man.
Was this always a key card computer?
No, it seems like it is a lot.
We are severely not trusting you.
They've arrived.
We need to be quick here.
Keep quiet, please. Just keep quiet.
They're... they're like ghosts.
Where the hell is security?
No, no.
Think they can be elevators.
Whoa, turn around.
We should try to stay close.
Entry team, power. They're one suspect down.
Stay here.
God.
We need to talk. It's a very long standing fight with trimmers.
Pratt!
It's you, Jesus!
We've got to get suspect here.