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Thanks for something D bus is the 999 sub appreciate that very much"}, {"start": 72.46000000000001, "end": 76.5, "text": " Nexus and fly boy and bet woobly and I might eat that and phantom them fix"}, {"start": 77.3, "end": 78.56, "text": " phantom"}, {"start": 78.56, "end": 81.86, "text": " Phantom and phantom on them. Thanks for seven damn"}, {"start": 81.86, "end": 82.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 86.08, "end": 87.18, "text": " Fan, fan-tun-"}, {"start": 87.18, "end": 87.98, "text": " Fanim-o-"}, {"start": 87.98, "end": 88.48, "text": " Fanim-um."}, {"start": 89.68, "end": 90.32, "text": " That's hard."}, {"start": 91.9, "end": 95.02, "text": " Alright, really, they're 75-thousand raggle theme in Kit Kat and Selfish Slayer, thanks for sub-it."}, {"start": 98.34, "end": 99.84, "text": " And Weirdo, thanks for sub-it."}, {"start": 102.02, "end": 104.34, "text": " Shots McGee in Cinnamon 96, for sub-it."}, {"start": 106.18, "end": 110.86, "text": " Congratulations, my personal friend Matthew Delissi on getting dead last in a baking competition."}, {"start": 111.86, "end": 114.86, "text": " Congratulations, Matthew."}, {"start": 119.86, "end": 122.86, "text": " Now the last place is congratulatory, personally."}, {"start": 122.86, "end": 125.86, "text": " Thorash and our ancient echoes, thanks for sub it."}, {"start": 125.86, "end": 128.86, "text": " Harbro, thanks for sub it. Noxuer, thanks for sub it."}, {"start": 128.86, "end": 131.86, "text": " Gas powered fart machine, thanks for sub it, nice name."}, {"start": 131.86, "end": 143.86, "text": " Scrummin' and Alecren and Leaf the Stratix for Subbot?"}, {"start": 143.86, "end": 150.86, "text": " And TwoTeddy and Death by Fugu the X for Subbot?"}, {"start": 150.86, "end": 152.86, "text": " Are you lesser because you switched to Prime Sub?"}, {"start": 152.86, "end": 157.86, "text": " No, you're greater."}, {"start": 157.86, "end": 160.86, "text": " You're giving me Bezos bucks."}, {"start": 161.86, "end": 164.34, "text": " 98% dollars. Okay."}, {"start": 166.9, "end": 168.10000000000002, "text": " Two fish and six for seven?"}, {"start": 168.82000000000002, "end": 171.86, "text": " What mods are you using? I'm using a mod to remove talk chatter."}, {"start": 172.98000000000002, "end": 175.06, "text": " So he shuts up. 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Hey, happy uh, happy, happy 420."}, {"start": 243.70000000000002, "end": 245.70000000000002, "text": " But what, oh, 420?"}, {"start": 257.70000000000005, "end": 261.70000000000005, "text": " I'm getting jammed, starting to get the number 5 out of the Italia. Number 5."}, {"start": 265.7, "end": 281.02, "text": " I think I have too much ammo."}, {"start": 281.02, "end": 291.18, "text": " K-Kona-Rod."}, {"start": 291.18, "end": 293.18, "text": " How am I supposed to use it all?"}, {"start": 315.02, "end": 319.02, "text": " Go to TGI Friday's order. I don't really eat there."}, {"start": 321.18, "end": 328.18, "text": " Can I use her to raise some mana for the infusix or something?"}, {"start": 334.82, "end": 336.82, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 336.82, "end": 343.82, "text": " No fucking way."}, {"start": 351.66, "end": 353.66, "text": " We got shot for our trouble"}, {"start": 366.38, "end": 368.38, "text": " Not good"}, {"start": 381.18, "end": 388.18, "text": " Am I winning?"}, {"start": 388.18, "end": 393.18, "text": " No."}, {"start": 393.18, "end": 400.18, "text": " Free."}, {"start": 400.18, "end": 405.18, "text": " Free."}, {"start": 405.18, "end": 422.18, "text": " Free from desire, powerful lyrics, good to dance on, not an eye at those are good lyrics."}, {"start": 422.18, "end": 424.18, "text": " We have a civilian in custody"}, {"start": 442.18, "end": 444.18, "text": " I'm not sure where those voices were coming from"}, {"start": 452.18, "end": 465.18, "text": " They made one over there."}, {"start": 465.18, "end": 469.18, "text": " Yes, it's silence. It's silence, it's truth."}, {"start": 490.18, "end": 493.18, "text": " Leave the truck. Suspect is down, 20-10s."}, {"start": 495.18, "end": 523.66, "text": " the"}, {"start": 523.66, "end": 525.66, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 525.9399999999999, "end": 527.9399999999999, "text": " Sir fried basics for seven"}, {"start": 536.6999999999999, "end": 539.3, "text": " Was he in there I miss him"}, {"start": 546.3399999999999, "end": 548.3399999999999, "text": " Was he behind the door"}, {"start": 553.66, "end": 559.0799999999999, "text": " He was hiding in a book."}, {"start": 559.0799999999999, "end": 564.76, "text": " Dude, Valentino Combat theme, wait, it's been a long time."}, {"start": 564.76, "end": 572.4, "text": " It's been a long time."}, {"start": 572.4, "end": 579.16, "text": " Without you, my friend."}, {"start": 579.16, "end": 581.16, "text": " Lock in affirmative"}, {"start": 585.28, "end": 588.88, "text": " Got an old tarry old Tory on the I am coming of GZ"}, {"start": 590.64, "end": 592.16, "text": " G"}, {"start": 592.16, "end": 594.16, "text": " from here Z"}, {"start": 609.16, "end": 628.04, "text": " Get on the ground!"}, {"start": 628.04, "end": 632.76, "text": " Press locked for 7th."}, {"start": 632.76, "end": 636.16, "text": " Moon slowly turning to Carl from Aqua Team."}, {"start": 636.16, "end": 637.16, "text": " I wish."}, {"start": 637.16, "end": 641.16, "text": " That guy rules. I'll sit down, ace in a hoppa, and Ilya, I'll fix her to the..."}, {"start": 641.16, "end": 643.16, "text": " And mech's okay, I'll fix her to the..."}, {"start": 645.16, "end": 647.16, "text": " I got friggin' rules."}, {"start": 649.16, "end": 653.16, "text": " I did notice that, uh, down the middle of my head, I appear to be a thinning ball."}, {"start": 657.16, "end": 659.16, "text": " It's going all the way back."}, {"start": 659.16, "end": 668.68, "text": " way back. I wish you could do a carl impression."}, {"start": 668.68, "end": 677.1999999999999, "text": " Ho ho ho! What do you think you're doing here? I get it, I get really good. How's that?"}, {"start": 677.2, "end": 679.2, "text": " Okay, look at it."}, {"start": 682.7, "end": 684.7, "text": " Tonight!"}, {"start": 694.7, "end": 696.7, "text": " Tonight!"}, {"start": 699.2, "end": 701.2, "text": " None of this matters."}, {"start": 707.2, "end": 721.36, "text": " Turkey is calling. Once again, I do not appreciate the assumption that I must travel to Turkey"}, {"start": 721.36, "end": 723.16, "text": " to get the hair transplant done."}, {"start": 723.16, "end": 724.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 724.4, "end": 726.32, "text": " I can afford it in the states."}, {"start": 734.28, "end": 735.12, "text": " Oh, he mad."}, {"start": 748.44, "end": 749.8000000000001, "text": " Generic, I think we're still..."}, {"start": 751.36, "end": 762.88, "text": " Reversed, small looking good though."}, {"start": 762.88, "end": 763.88, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 763.88, "end": 780.96, "text": " I brushed it myself."}, {"start": 780.96, "end": 787.96, "text": " I mean, aren't brushes really just rakes if you think about it?"}, {"start": 787.96, "end": 791.96, "text": " Bob, lasting ropes, 6 for 7?"}, {"start": 791.96, "end": 800.96, "text": " Brushes are rakes for the excrement that excretes from your scalp."}, {"start": 800.96, "end": 813.88, "text": " They get the civilians ship themselves mod yet, no?"}, {"start": 813.88, "end": 824.88, "text": " Is that real?"}, {"start": 824.88, "end": 826.88, "text": " I would add that."}, {"start": 854.88, "end": 884.04, "text": " How come my bullet didn't kill that guy?"}, {"start": 884.04, "end": 886.04, "text": " Did you think the helmet caught it?"}, {"start": 886.04, "end": 896.04, "text": " of"}, {"start": 896.04, "end": 915.04, "text": " the"}, {"start": 915.04, "end": 921.04, "text": " Hell no. Hell no."}, {"start": 929.04, "end": 932.04, "text": " Watch my back, disarming."}, {"start": 937.04, "end": 942.04, "text": " The door's always open. Why?"}, {"start": 945.04, "end": 952.04, "text": " of"}, {"start": 952.04, "end": 955.04, "text": " the"}, {"start": 955.04, "end": 960.04, "text": " death"}, {"start": 960.04, "end": 965.04, "text": " of"}, {"start": 965.04, "end": 974.04, "text": " death"}, {"start": 974.04, "end": 976.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 986.04, "end": 988.04, "text": " Brought the fucking keycard man"}, {"start": 988.0400000000001, "end": 998.0400000000001, "text": " We've got to get sus down here."}, {"start": 998.0400000000001, "end": 1006.5600000000001, "text": " You see no clear room where the pistol is tactically stupid?"}, {"start": 1006.5600000000001, "end": 1007.5600000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 1007.5600000000001, "end": 1012.7600000000001, "text": " Alright, so boy, you first judge, we'll see who wins."}, {"start": 1012.76, "end": 1020.76, "text": " I don't think LARPing at your local shooting range is gonna stack you up against this monster, dude."}, {"start": 1020.76, "end": 1045.04, "text": " If you work in drawing, Judge, he will be five."}, {"start": 1045.04, "end": 1046.04, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 1046.04, "end": 1047.04, "text": " Yeah, probably."}, {"start": 1047.04, "end": 1049.04, "text": " Yeah, probably"}, {"start": 1055.12, "end": 1057.12, "text": " Dude he just left"}, {"start": 1063.0, "end": 1065.0, "text": " Right chicken enthusiasts extra setup"}, {"start": 1067.76, "end": 1072.3999999999999, "text": " Oh, yes, I'm going to cross now. I sure hope I don't die"}, {"start": 1107.04, "end": 1114.04, "text": " We gave us some control."}, {"start": 1114.04, "end": 1125.04, "text": " I don't think they care if they live or die."}, {"start": 1125.04, "end": 1128.04, "text": " We have a civilian in custody."}, {"start": 1128.04, "end": 1133.04, "text": " The hell is going on?"}, {"start": 1133.04, "end": 1138.04, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 1138.04, "end": 1143.04, "text": " Wait, there's no way you're still on this?"}, {"start": 1143.04, "end": 1145.04, "text": " LeMau with 4 O's."}, {"start": 1145.04, "end": 1152.04, "text": " In quotes, you're, why oh you are, double skull emoji at that chatter."}, {"start": 1152.04, "end": 1157.04, "text": " LeMau, all caps, 4 O's minimum."}, {"start": 1157.04, "end": 1159.04, "text": " back down"}, {"start": 1170.86, "end": 1173.26, "text": " Did I get him? Is he dead?"}, {"start": 1173.26, "end": 1194.5, "text": " Remember when I said the I saw a chart today about reading like literacy?"}, {"start": 1194.5, "end": 1202.42, "text": " Kids would be kids would be getting dumber, dude. This was on epic Reddit too. So you know,"}, {"start": 1202.42, "end": 1205.42, "text": " This is probably from Science.com."}, {"start": 1209.42, "end": 1212.42, "text": " Science.com slash real."}, {"start": 1214.42, "end": 1217.42, "text": " You have called students who are functionally illiterate."}, {"start": 1217.42, "end": 1219.42, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 1222.42, "end": 1224.42, "text": " Police! Now! Now!"}, {"start": 1226.42, "end": 1228.42, "text": " This is from the call."}, {"start": 1228.42, "end": 1243.6200000000001, "text": " Oh, my wedge."}, {"start": 1243.6200000000001, "end": 1245.6200000000001, "text": " My name is Jarosx Reservat..."}, {"start": 1245.6200000000001, "end": 1250.8600000000001, "text": " I saw an article yesterday that said that moons can have their own moons and they are"}, {"start": 1250.8600000000001, "end": 1253.14, "text": " called moon moons."}, {"start": 1253.14, "end": 1254.14, "text": " This is not a joke."}, {"start": 1254.14, "end": 1255.54, "text": " Yeah, I know, man."}, {"start": 1255.54, "end": 1256.54, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 1256.54, "end": 1269.8799999999999, "text": " I need to be done with this, man."}, {"start": 1269.8799999999999, "end": 1272.3, "text": " I gotta play Divergate."}, {"start": 1272.3, "end": 1277.54, "text": " I gotta play Divergate."}, {"start": 1277.54, "end": 1281.82, "text": " I actually so much shit I wanna play."}, {"start": 1281.82, "end": 1285.06, "text": " Is it okay to plush it?"}, {"start": 1285.06, "end": 1286.06, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1286.06, "end": 1294.06, "text": " Would the prince of all sayings give up in the face of any small adversity?"}, {"start": 1305.86, "end": 1306.36, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 1308.06, "end": 1308.56, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 1311.6599999999999, "end": 1313.1599999999999, "text": " You gave up during the fight with Brawley?"}, {"start": 1313.16, "end": 1317.16, "text": " That was so I could give Kakarot a chance."}, {"start": 1320.16, "end": 1322.16, "text": " I was being generous."}, {"start": 1325.16, "end": 1330.16, "text": " What good is a prince? He's not aboard his subjects with opportunity."}, {"start": 1335.16, "end": 1337.16, "text": " Wait, I want to watch this."}, {"start": 1343.16, "end": 1345.72, "text": " Please don't turn the corner, Mr. Gunman."}, {"start": 1359.8000000000002, "end": 1361.16, "text": " Emerge? Thanks for 7."}, {"start": 1364.1200000000001, "end": 1365.5600000000002, "text": " I didn't give up on seeing it."}, {"start": 1370.44, "end": 1371.3200000000002, "text": " I lost."}, {"start": 1373.16, "end": 1380.16, "text": " I lost at the final boss."}, {"start": 1403.16, "end": 1404.16, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1420.16, "end": 1421.16, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1422.16, "end": 1423.16, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1433.16, "end": 1458.68, "text": " We're going to give up on space marine tune after two after 40 minutes."}, {"start": 1458.68, "end": 1460.0800000000002, "text": " That game was ass."}, {"start": 1460.0800000000002, "end": 1461.0800000000002, "text": " Apologies."}, {"start": 1461.08, "end": 1483.1999999999998, "text": " I swear I have healed since I've been wounded."}, {"start": 1483.1999999999998, "end": 1491.04, "text": " I gotta listen."}, {"start": 1491.04, "end": 1495.32, "text": " I don't know how ass stalker 2 was."}, {"start": 1495.32, "end": 1500.56, "text": " Can't wait for the stalker gamers in 3 years to be like, oh man stalker 2 just released"}, {"start": 1500.56, "end": 1503.06, "text": " a patch dude."}, {"start": 1503.06, "end": 1504.84, "text": " It's the best stalker ever now."}, {"start": 1504.84, "end": 1509.28, "text": " It's the best stalker ever dude."}, {"start": 1509.28, "end": 1510.28, "text": " Give me a refund."}, {"start": 1510.28, "end": 1519.8799999999999, "text": " Give me a refund and I'll play it for free."}, {"start": 1519.88, "end": 1524.8400000000001, "text": " Give me a meal, give me a motherfucking refund!"}, {"start": 1524.8400000000001, "end": 1526.24, "text": " Rebun me the game!"}, {"start": 1526.24, "end": 1531.24, "text": " I'm pretty sure I spent less than $70.30, FPS, 20-25."}, {"start": 1533.8400000000001, "end": 1535.0400000000002, "text": " How is that possible?"}, {"start": 1543.68, "end": 1544.72, "text": " Where's this guy?"}, {"start": 1545.96, "end": 1547.4, "text": " Maybe he ran in and out?"}, {"start": 1547.4, "end": 1554.4, "text": " Maybe he's gonna be at like the worst possible angle one for me to clear this side and he's gonna fucking snipe my ass."}, {"start": 1556.4, "end": 1557.4, "text": " Is that him?"}, {"start": 1563.4, "end": 1564.4, "text": " That was a typewriter."}, {"start": 1573.4, "end": 1576.4, "text": " Stalker 2 is a game pass game so no regrets."}, {"start": 1577.4, "end": 1586.68, "text": " No ragrats."}, {"start": 1586.68, "end": 1588.24, "text": " What's the plan, Boyle?"}, {"start": 1588.24, "end": 1592.0800000000002, "text": " Do we run for the back door?"}, {"start": 1592.0800000000002, "end": 1594.2800000000002, "text": " Dragon's Dogma 2 is equally his ass."}, {"start": 1594.2800000000002, "end": 1598.16, "text": " Yeah, I really did not like that game, holy shit."}, {"start": 1598.16, "end": 1600.52, "text": " I know some people that did."}, {"start": 1601.32, "end": 1602.32, "text": " Fuck it!"}, {"start": 1612.96, "end": 1616.32, "text": " I don't have- I don't have Dragon's Dogma nostalgia though."}, {"start": 1618.82, "end": 1620.32, "text": " Of course, the-"}, {"start": 1621.02, "end": 1623.32, "text": " He was in the little sleeper that I didn't check."}, {"start": 1623.32, "end": 1627.12, "text": " And I had to check one side or the other and get shot in my back from the fucking"}, {"start": 1627.1200000000001, "end": 1630.3400000000001, "text": " Cabin man or he's hoppin' the back from the fucking cryptid on the left, dude."}, {"start": 1630.3400000000001, "end": 1633.3200000000002, "text": " Oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops."}, {"start": 1637.3200000000002, "end": 1638.7600000000002, "text": " Sigh, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 1640.2, "end": 1642.0000000000002, "text": " Fucking Cabin man, dude."}, {"start": 1642.0000000000002, "end": 1643.0000000000002, "text": " D.V. there's a..."}, {"start": 1644.72, "end": 1648.2, "text": " It beat D.D.2 to actually play D.D.2."}, {"start": 1649.5200000000002, "end": 1650.5200000000002, "text": " No, I didn't."}, {"start": 1650.52, "end": 1652.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1654.52, "end": 1658.6, "text": " Baby happy weed day atcha sketching for something and Robo boy or anything so"}, {"start": 1660.04, "end": 1665.16, "text": " That smoke some weed today. No give it up leave it to forson"}, {"start": 1667.28, "end": 1669.28, "text": " He said forson"}, {"start": 1674.0, "end": 1676.0, "text": " Nice I"}, {"start": 1676.0, "end": 1681.0, "text": " I don't hate you."}, {"start": 1681.0, "end": 1684.0, "text": " There's a guy in here."}, {"start": 1684.0, "end": 1687.0, "text": " Wait, look hard."}, {"start": 1695.0, "end": 1697.0, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 1703.0, "end": 1705.0, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 1706.0, "end": 1708.0, "text": " Son of a bitch"}, {"start": 1716.28, "end": 1718.28, "text": " Four Kiko"}, {"start": 1736.0, "end": 1738.0, "text": " Mm-hmm"}, {"start": 1747.24, "end": 1750.78, "text": " You're going hitting the men or women saves more. Oh the man"}, {"start": 1751.52, "end": 1753.52, "text": " The man for sure"}, {"start": 1753.52, "end": 1757.2, "text": " Actually really hate hitting the women. I'm not being sarcastic"}, {"start": 1757.2, "end": 1759.56, "text": " classic."}, {"start": 1759.56, "end": 1763.28, "text": " Police, hands up!"}, {"start": 1763.28, "end": 1766.28, "text": " Stop projecting your insult upon me."}, {"start": 1766.28, "end": 1769.28, "text": " We're going to get you out of here."}, {"start": 1769.28, "end": 1771.76, "text": " Don't let the wrong guy!"}, {"start": 1771.76, "end": 1772.76, "text": " Exe move, move!"}, {"start": 1772.76, "end": 1773.76, "text": " Thanks for seven, holy moly."}, {"start": 1773.76, "end": 1776.32, "text": " We're also going in custody and ready for transport."}, {"start": 1776.32, "end": 1778.4, "text": " Tell Zee, stay perp."}, {"start": 1778.4, "end": 1780.76, "text": " Hey, stay perp, man."}, {"start": 1780.76, "end": 1782.6000000000001, "text": " Who's that?"}, {"start": 1782.6000000000001, "end": 1786.72, "text": " Stay perp, man."}, {"start": 1786.72, "end": 1788.44, "text": " Is that a perp skirt?"}, {"start": 1788.44, "end": 1789.76, "text": " My favorite weed string."}, {"start": 1793.68, "end": 1794.64, "text": " Perp slurp?"}, {"start": 1794.64, "end": 1796.8, "text": " No, dude, it's perp skirt."}, {"start": 1796.8, "end": 1797.64, "text": " Skirt?"}, {"start": 1799.64, "end": 1802.72, "text": " I love weed, and I love smoking it."}, {"start": 1805.08, "end": 1806.44, "text": " Do not prepare the altar."}, {"start": 1806.44, "end": 1813.44, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1813.44, "end": 1819.44, "text": " the"}, {"start": 1819.44, "end": 1826.44, "text": " blue dream is pretty good"}, {"start": 1826.44, "end": 1830.44, "text": " Bomb."}, {"start": 1838.44, "end": 1842.44, "text": " Who here smoke weed today? No shame."}, {"start": 1846.44, "end": 1850.44, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 1850.44, "end": 1854.44, "text": " Got some weed heads in Chad dude, cool."}, {"start": 1856.44, "end": 1865.04, "text": " everyday king me take a break they don't have to be every day"}, {"start": 1871.64, "end": 1875.8, "text": " no sir I'm an alcoholic"}, {"start": 1875.8, "end": 1882.8, "text": " I'll only have to explore subbing"}, {"start": 1882.8, "end": 1888.1, "text": " it keeps the sand thoughts away"}, {"start": 1888.1, "end": 1891.26, "text": " go there"}, {"start": 1891.26, "end": 1895.26, "text": " push it"}, {"start": 1895.26, "end": 1905.1399999999999, "text": " there is a scam alright Elrond"}, {"start": 1905.14, "end": 1911.14, "text": " All right, Elrub. Who reincarnated you into the world's dumbest Twitch chatter, dude?"}, {"start": 1911.14, "end": 1915.14, "text": " Is that your supposed to be on your own fucking planet right now, man?"}, {"start": 1921.14, "end": 1923.14, "text": " I didn't see anyone do, yes?"}, {"start": 1925.14, "end": 1926.14, "text": " Nay."}, {"start": 1928.14, "end": 1931.14, "text": " It's my birthday for my birthday gift. Please just give up on this level."}, {"start": 1931.14, "end": 1952.98, "text": " it's not that easy it's not that easy can't just quit never give up what did"}, {"start": 1952.98, "end": 1962.34, "text": " the the clamor say the clam slammer did when he was harvesting asiatic clams of"}, {"start": 1962.34, "end": 1967.5, "text": " minus 13.2 degrees Celsius waters"}, {"start": 1968.38, "end": 1977.54, "text": " he's not say bounce on a die-oh he said non die-oh which means do not give up"}, {"start": 1982.98, "end": 1990.9, "text": " Hey Moon Moon, it's Fisty Mark just stopping by to say you got this good luck."}, {"start": 1990.9, "end": 1991.9, "text": " Thanks Fisty Mark."}, {"start": 1991.9, "end": 1993.9, "text": " I'm fucking dead!"}, {"start": 2021.9, "end": 2026.9, "text": " never give up"}, {"start": 2026.9, "end": 2031.9, "text": " never give up"}, {"start": 2031.9, "end": 2047.9, "text": " I like how the Japanese don't kill yourself ad campaign was basically like yeah this guy has to pick clams out of minus 15 degrees celsius water dude"}, {"start": 2047.9, "end": 2049.7400000000002, "text": " Can it really be that bad for you?"}, {"start": 2049.7400000000002, "end": 2050.7400000000002, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 2050.7400000000002, "end": 2052.2400000000002, "text": " Don't give up."}, {"start": 2055.1, "end": 2058.3, "text": " You could be standing in freezing water for eight hours a day, dude."}, {"start": 2064.3, "end": 2066.5, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTV unattended?"}, {"start": 2067.3, "end": 2069.0, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 2069.0, "end": 2070.5, "text": " Falling live feeds."}, {"start": 2070.5, "end": 2072.5, "text": " This could give us a layout advantage."}, {"start": 2073.0, "end": 2075.0, "text": " You're gonna push up per each attempt?"}, {"start": 2075.0, "end": 2076.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2076.0, "end": 2079.0, "text": " So you've done 500, right?"}, {"start": 2079.0, "end": 2084.0, "text": " Wait, I brought the key."}, {"start": 2084.0, "end": 2085.0, "text": " This guy walks out."}, {"start": 2085.0, "end": 2087.0, "text": " He looks like the macho man."}, {"start": 2087.0, "end": 2090.0, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 2090.0, "end": 2096.0, "text": " Right from the right arm to the left."}, {"start": 2096.0, "end": 2101.0, "text": " I've got something I want to see."}, {"start": 2101.0, "end": 2102.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2102.0, "end": 2103.0, "text": " I can't really..."}, {"start": 2103.0, "end": 2104.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2104.0, "end": 2105.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2105.0, "end": 2105.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2111.44, "end": 2115.94, "text": " Is there a saying, um, or like, uh, he says, yeah."}, {"start": 2123.6, "end": 2125.04, "text": " I wish I could do a better mantra, man."}, {"start": 2125.04, "end": 2126.84, "text": " I think that's one of the funniest voices."}, {"start": 2126.84, "end": 2142.2000000000003, "text": " Alas, I can only do Vegeta and Duke Nukem and a 6 out of 10 Carl."}, {"start": 2142.2, "end": 2147.2, "text": " Philly's gonna win, Sam Punker, Roman Reigns."}, {"start": 2147.2, "end": 2150.2, "text": " Uhhhhhhh."}, {"start": 2150.2, "end": 2154.2, "text": " I don't know, man."}, {"start": 2160.2, "end": 2164.2, "text": " Eva, run down for the mission for those who don't know. Me."}, {"start": 2164.2, "end": 2167.2, "text": " Okay, so basically..."}, {"start": 2167.2, "end": 2171.2, "text": " It's a giant sprawling office space."}, {"start": 2171.2, "end": 2179.3599999999997, "text": " and doors are trapped and stuff and then you got like bombs and like there's"}, {"start": 2179.3599999999997, "end": 2187.2799999999997, "text": " like like here's a door trap right they got cut them normally normally you got"}, {"start": 2187.2799999999997, "end": 2193.3599999999997, "text": " four other boys to chill with while you're doing this but some chatter was"}, {"start": 2193.3599999999997, "end": 2196.24, "text": " like dude you're getting achievement if you do this by yourself I was like okay"}, {"start": 2196.2400000000002, "end": 2202.5600000000004, "text": " I mean, how are we gonna be free from desire?"}, {"start": 2210.88, "end": 2212.88, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 2212.88, "end": 2214.88, "text": " The suspect is down."}, {"start": 2220.8, "end": 2223.1600000000003, "text": " And you know internally I was like I"}, {"start": 2224.04, "end": 2228.7400000000002, "text": " Was like yeah, I kind of relied on my guys the whole game to like carry me pretty much"}, {"start": 2230.44, "end": 2235.4, "text": " So I was like you know what I'd like a little taste of challenge for once"}, {"start": 2237.12, "end": 2239.9, "text": " Instead of letting the other bots auto auto aim it out"}, {"start": 2242.88, "end": 2254.6400000000003, "text": " big fucking mistake big fucking mistake I literally had no I had no skills"}, {"start": 2254.6400000000003, "end": 2266.76, "text": " whatsoever so we started playing the hardest level in the game the longest"}, {"start": 2266.76, "end": 2279.36, "text": " level in the game. After getting carried by our AI teammates with no swat skills."}, {"start": 2281.0400000000004, "end": 2287.92, "text": " Now I have IRL door trauma. Where can I step to her doorway? I'm waiting to get"}, {"start": 2287.92, "end": 2314.16, "text": " blown up. I'm dreaming about this game. I die in those dreams by the way it haunts"}, {"start": 2314.16, "end": 2328.24, "text": " my every dream. Okay we need to remember that this plane is invulnerable."}, {"start": 2344.16, "end": 2357.0, "text": " you for gore so I thought I thought like the middle of it was bulletproof this"}, {"start": 2357.0, "end": 2362.64, "text": " individual strand of fern blocked my desert eagle ball"}, {"start": 2374.16, "end": 2377.16, "text": " Affirmed to have survived for a millennia for a reason."}, {"start": 2380.2799999999997, "end": 2380.8799999999997, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2386.52, "end": 2388.96, "text": " What's the most disgusting vegetable, dude?"}, {"start": 2391.44, "end": 2393.7599999999998, "text": " He can't say Taro root, by the way. Sorry."}, {"start": 2398.8399999999997, "end": 2399.8799999999997, "text": " Broccoli?"}, {"start": 2400.72, "end": 2401.3199999999997, "text": " Wait, what is it?"}, {"start": 2401.32, "end": 2408.32, "text": " There are so many people who hate broccoli, Chad. What the hell? Broccoli's cool."}, {"start": 2423.32, "end": 2425.32, "text": " I missed."}, {"start": 2425.32, "end": 2432.32, "text": " He was over there!"}, {"start": 2432.32, "end": 2441.32, "text": " He's a fire-armed collector."}, {"start": 2441.32, "end": 2450.32, "text": " Watch this game."}, {"start": 2450.32, "end": 2454.32, "text": " Who are you to speak directly to me, chatter?"}, {"start": 2454.32, "end": 2459.6600000000003, "text": " Okay, and not only that, but you say flush this game. What does that mean?"}, {"start": 2461.0, "end": 2463.0, "text": " Yeah, let's try one more time with us"}, {"start": 2463.92, "end": 2465.92, "text": " This isn't poop"}, {"start": 2466.56, "end": 2468.56, "text": " It is a video game"}, {"start": 2468.56, "end": 2475.56, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2475.56, "end": 2482.56, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2482.56, "end": 2484.84, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 2484.84, "end": 2486.34, "text": " Cameras are still active."}, {"start": 2486.34, "end": 2488.84, "text": " We were likely being watched upon entry."}, {"start": 2495.34, "end": 2496.62, "text": " I got the key, boys."}, {"start": 2498.42, "end": 2499.42, "text": " Dude, there's just like..."}, {"start": 2503.86, "end": 2506.56, "text": " It's a bit goofy shooting through some of the terrain in this game."}, {"start": 2506.56, "end": 2507.56, "text": " Let's just say that."}, {"start": 2508.56, "end": 2509.82, "text": " Like, there's no way..."}, {"start": 2509.82, "end": 2519.82, "text": " I can't shoot through those flowers, they're flowers."}, {"start": 2519.82, "end": 2537.82, "text": " I'd rather watch you play this in that frag meta AI slop game."}, {"start": 2537.82, "end": 2544.82, "text": " There's an AI slop guys."}, {"start": 2544.82, "end": 2550.7000000000003, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2550.7000000000003, "end": 2551.7000000000003, "text": " Why are you nailing it?"}, {"start": 2551.7000000000003, "end": 2552.7000000000003, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 2552.7000000000003, "end": 2559.86, "text": " No shoot."}, {"start": 2559.86, "end": 2564.5, "text": " Your companion is an android thus AI slop."}, {"start": 2564.5, "end": 2572.54, "text": " It's a shit game with a super dumb plot."}, {"start": 2572.54, "end": 2590.74, "text": " Uh, I heard that it was pretty highly rated, actually."}, {"start": 2590.7400000000002, "end": 2592.7400000000002, "text": " play none of our weird."}, {"start": 2598.7400000000002, "end": 2600.7400000000002, "text": " This is a boss, boys."}, {"start": 2615.7400000000002, "end": 2617.7400000000002, "text": " I gotta close that door."}, {"start": 2620.7400000000002, "end": 2623.7400000000002, "text": " God bless you all."}, {"start": 2623.7400000000002, "end": 2626.7400000000002, "text": " Wedge! Wedge!"}, {"start": 2626.7400000000002, "end": 2628.7400000000002, "text": " Alright, fuck it."}, {"start": 2631.7400000000002, "end": 2634.7400000000002, "text": " How are you not gonna hit Guy in the back?"}, {"start": 2634.7400000000002, "end": 2636.7400000000002, "text": " I'm gonna read it with the puzzle."}, {"start": 2640.7400000000002, "end": 2644.7400000000002, "text": " I guess fat ass body was blocking the door here."}, {"start": 2650.7400000000002, "end": 2652.7400000000002, "text": " Three AM6 for seven"}, {"start": 2653.82, "end": 2658.48, "text": " They're got like a a bit I bit I dug too deep on my my"}, {"start": 2659.7200000000003, "end": 2663.0600000000004, "text": " Fingers this right ring finger"}, {"start": 2672.3, "end": 2679.44, "text": " He's quitting tonight I can feel it I gotta be honest its comments like that attempts to psychoanalyze me"}, {"start": 2680.7400000000002, "end": 2682.7400000000002, "text": " that merely emboldened me."}, {"start": 2685.7400000000002, "end": 2686.7400000000002, "text": " They inspire me."}, {"start": 2687.7400000000002, "end": 2688.7400000000002, "text": " Reverse psychology."}, {"start": 2691.7400000000002, "end": 2694.7400000000002, "text": " Okay, but I expected him to post something like that to embolden me."}, {"start": 2694.7400000000002, "end": 2695.7400000000002, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 2696.7400000000002, "end": 2699.7400000000002, "text": " So it has nothing to do with the intention of him saying it."}, {"start": 2701.7400000000002, "end": 2704.7400000000002, "text": " It has everything to do with him merely saying something to begin with."}, {"start": 2705.7400000000002, "end": 2708.7400000000002, "text": " Because no matter what, I knew that chatter would type something."}, {"start": 2708.7400000000002, "end": 2713.1400000000003, "text": " that I would have I that I would read"}, {"start": 2717.6200000000003, "end": 2723.34, "text": " and I knew that he would type something because I'm streaming and he's reacting"}, {"start": 2723.34, "end": 2725.34, "text": " In chat to my stream"}, {"start": 2728.5, "end": 2730.5, "text": " I am the Omega"}, {"start": 2747.6600000000003, "end": 2751.1400000000003, "text": " And in any any any any any any any"}, {"start": 2753.34, "end": 2760.2400000000002, "text": " He's got a noise. It's a fucking noise. I don't think he's got a fucking"}, {"start": 2760.2400000000002, "end": 2766.04, "text": " Royce's for that, right? It's a little British joke."}, {"start": 2766.92, "end": 2771.04, "text": " Senre and Rui Rui, thanks for sub it."}, {"start": 2771.7200000000003, "end": 2777.7200000000003, "text": " Bounder, thanks for sub it. Some fat guy's army for sub it."}, {"start": 2783.34, "end": 2789.34, "text": " Where's the music? It's not time for music yet, dude."}, {"start": 2806.34, "end": 2807.34, "text": " Use!"}, {"start": 2813.34, "end": 2828.02, "text": " It doesn't sound like it's going very good up there."}, {"start": 2828.02, "end": 2843.9, "text": " It sounds bad."}, {"start": 2843.9, "end": 2848.82, "text": " You are now thinking about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie."}, {"start": 2848.82, "end": 2850.86, "text": " The one where they're wearing the suits."}, {"start": 2850.86, "end": 2869.26, "text": " You're thinking about how wrinkly they are."}, {"start": 2869.26, "end": 2871.26, "text": " One two or three?"}, {"start": 2871.26, "end": 2873.76, "text": " New one."}, {"start": 2873.76, "end": 2881.5200000000004, "text": " You're thinking about the one that goes cowabunga, dude."}, {"start": 2881.5200000000004, "end": 2898.0400000000004, "text": " What was so fun?"}, {"start": 2898.0400000000004, "end": 2900.0, "text": " Turtles in time was the worst."}, {"start": 2900.0, "end": 2907.0, "text": " Yeah, but the game was cool though."}, {"start": 2907.0, "end": 2917.0, "text": " How's it go?"}, {"start": 2917.0, "end": 2918.0, "text": " It goes midnight."}, {"start": 2918.0, "end": 2919.0, "text": " Big Apple."}, {"start": 2919.0, "end": 2920.0, "text": " 3 AM."}, {"start": 2920.0, "end": 2921.0, "text": " Big Apple."}, {"start": 2921.0, "end": 2944.16, "text": " 3 AM, big apple, big apple, 3 AM, play the music,"}, {"start": 2944.16, "end": 2972.16, "text": " You're just like you're dead."}, {"start": 2972.16, "end": 2974.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2984.5, "end": 2989.66, "text": " Start footsteps line me boys. How was that boss?"}, {"start": 2989.66, "end": 3006.54, "text": " You're becoming more like your father."}, {"start": 3006.54, "end": 3008.3399999999997, "text": " Whatever happened to him anyway?"}, {"start": 3008.3399999999997, "end": 3016.3399999999997, "text": " How did he die?"}, {"start": 3016.3399999999997, "end": 3017.94, "text": " Ball of cancer?"}, {"start": 3017.94, "end": 3018.94, "text": " A Tragic End."}, {"start": 3020.58, "end": 3022.08, "text": " For the Hero of Cornaria."}, {"start": 3031.62, "end": 3034.5, "text": " Miss Chance to make 420 joke on title."}, {"start": 3035.54, "end": 3036.46, "text": " What's the joke?"}, {"start": 3036.46, "end": 3052.54, "text": " I'm sure you'll take the fattest dab on 420PST today."}, {"start": 3052.54, "end": 3061.7400000000002, "text": " Uh, fuck me if you want."}, {"start": 3061.7400000000002, "end": 3071.7400000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3071.7400000000002, "end": 3073.7400000000002, "text": " permission granted"}, {"start": 3073.7400000000002, "end": 3099.7400000000002, "text": " I was here in footsteps and I kind of alarmed."}, {"start": 3099.7400000000002, "end": 3106.7400000000002, "text": " three"}, {"start": 3106.7400000000002, "end": 3116.7400000000002, "text": " three"}, {"start": 3116.7400000000002, "end": 3123.7400000000002, "text": " three"}, {"start": 3123.7400000000002, "end": 3137.7000000000003, "text": " No, what no whammy's behind me, okay?"}, {"start": 3137.7000000000003, "end": 3139.5800000000004, "text": " Is it gay cat time?"}, {"start": 3139.5800000000004, "end": 3149.0200000000004, "text": " No, it's straight cat time."}, {"start": 3149.02, "end": 3151.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3157.46, "end": 3159.46, "text": " Tag"}, {"start": 3174.14, "end": 3176.14, "text": " Classic classic"}, {"start": 3176.14, "end": 3182.14, "text": " I actually own that guy by the way."}, {"start": 3182.14, "end": 3188.14, "text": " I have the fucking key!"}, {"start": 3188.14, "end": 3194.14, "text": " Again!"}, {"start": 3194.14, "end": 3199.14, "text": " That wrap battle will be like"}, {"start": 3199.14, "end": 3204.14, "text": " meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh."}, {"start": 3204.14, "end": 3207.2599999999998, "text": " And then like Gato's like"}, {"start": 3218.3799999999997, "end": 3220.3799999999997, "text": " Are you okay no"}, {"start": 3221.94, "end": 3223.94, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 3226.7, "end": 3229.7, "text": " Can you just take the door open I did not move my mouse man"}, {"start": 3234.14, "end": 3248.02, "text": " Any bad guys?"}, {"start": 3248.02, "end": 3251.42, "text": " I can't believe I killed that guy by shooting him in the head while he was doing the strafe"}, {"start": 3251.42, "end": 3254.2999999999997, "text": " bullshit that they did."}, {"start": 3254.2999999999997, "end": 3258.3399999999997, "text": " The perfect accuracy also I can see through wall strafe where they shoot you with the"}, {"start": 3258.3399999999997, "end": 3260.3799999999997, "text": " gun."}, {"start": 3260.38, "end": 3274.62, "text": " never miss give up it'll make you feel good"}, {"start": 3275.1400000000003, "end": 3284.54, "text": " you simply do not understand do you this is my Luffy impression by the way"}, {"start": 3284.54, "end": 3311.02, "text": " from one piece. He's becoming a voice actor. I think I can do voice acting maybe. I don't"}, {"start": 3311.02, "end": 3330.1, "text": " He's just talking, right guys?"}, {"start": 3330.1, "end": 3334.1, "text": " pretending to talk. Oh."}, {"start": 3342.1, "end": 3346.1, "text": " You sound exactly like the VA from Half Sword."}, {"start": 3348.1, "end": 3350.1, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 3350.1, "end": 3359.54, "text": " The OSRS Clan is tired of ready or not as its representative were asking you to wrap"}, {"start": 3359.54, "end": 3362.94, "text": " it up."}, {"start": 3362.94, "end": 3366.7799999999997, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 3366.7799999999997, "end": 3369.8199999999997, "text": " I would think a bunch of RuneScape players were totally cool to watch the same thing"}, {"start": 3369.8199999999997, "end": 3374.62, "text": " happen over and over again, but I guess you guys are just posers."}, {"start": 3374.62, "end": 3376.62, "text": " Surprising really"}, {"start": 3382.06, "end": 3387.4, "text": " Guess I really was the only real runes here fire bug dude"}, {"start": 3395.2599999999998, "end": 3397.2599999999998, "text": " Me me me"}, {"start": 3404.62, "end": 3405.8199999999997, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 3411.42, "end": 3412.62, "text": " You're gonna be okay."}, {"start": 3414.42, "end": 3416.12, "text": " I don't need those cycles, want to talk?"}, {"start": 3416.12, "end": 3417.22, "text": " And to keep you in the talk."}, {"start": 3417.22, "end": 3418.72, "text": " So no need to kill me."}, {"start": 3420.02, "end": 3421.92, "text": " Yeah, but I know SRS, you make progress."}, {"start": 3421.92, "end": 3426.22, "text": " No, imagine this is like you and every other noob in the RuneScape plan"}, {"start": 3426.22, "end": 3427.72, "text": " who was trying to get their FireCabe."}, {"start": 3428.12, "end": 3428.62, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 3429.02, "end": 3430.12, "text": " Just pretend this is..."}, {"start": 3430.12, "end": 3435.12, "text": " You attempting to get your fire cape and failing over and over again."}, {"start": 3435.12, "end": 3444.12, "text": " Whereas I, gigachat.gamer, they called me the Bofa Slanger, did it in one try."}, {"start": 3454.12, "end": 3457.12, "text": " Attempt 508? Yeah, familiar, no?"}, {"start": 3460.12, "end": 3472.8199999999997, "text": " Who fails jazz do this guy's laughing but you know we did bro"}, {"start": 3480.8199999999997, "end": 3488.94, "text": " mm-hmm you think a defense spot to your fire keep run you are word shut up a"}, {"start": 3488.94, "end": 3490.52, "text": " A testament to my skill."}, {"start": 3493.36, "end": 3495.68, "text": " Unlike you, I didn't have to look up a god."}, {"start": 3496.56, "end": 3498.32, "text": " I took what I thought would be most useful."}, {"start": 3499.2400000000002, "end": 3501.2000000000003, "text": " I was wrong, but that's okay."}, {"start": 3508.2400000000002, "end": 3509.2400000000002, "text": " I gotta close this door."}, {"start": 3509.44, "end": 3509.94, "text": " Stato."}, {"start": 3511.56, "end": 3512.06, "text": " Cato."}, {"start": 3512.06, "end": 3523.06, "text": " There's cat. Catto's still an emote, by the way."}, {"start": 3523.06, "end": 3536.06, "text": " I got the name wrong."}, {"start": 3536.06, "end": 3542.7, "text": " I swear there was an emote called Canton."}, {"start": 3542.7, "end": 3546.06, "text": " Mayhaps I was merely mistaken."}, {"start": 3546.06, "end": 3561.02, "text": " Hey, I'm going to close the door and put a wedge in front of it that makes it impossible"}, {"start": 3561.02, "end": 3563.02, "text": " to open up, okay?"}, {"start": 3563.02, "end": 3570.02, "text": " I'm sure I've known Rims that doorway and kills me."}, {"start": 3575.9, "end": 3578.9, "text": " Is this shit always here?"}, {"start": 3578.9, "end": 3585.9, "text": " Who's this?"}, {"start": 3585.9, "end": 3601.9, "text": " weird anomaly and he baffled it for seven says what's both of the bow of"}, {"start": 3601.9, "end": 3610.26, "text": " fey lindrow or whatever cheers chat who that guy's taking the dab duty he's"}, {"start": 3610.26, "end": 3612.98, "text": " probably ripping it right now dude it probably smells like a it probably"}, {"start": 3612.98, "end": 3617.98, "text": " sounds like a fucking crack pipe. He's taking the hardest dab, dude."}, {"start": 3627.98, "end": 3632.98, "text": " Why Drupal Blinky? That can't be safe."}, {"start": 3632.98, "end": 3643.98, "text": " So I lost Bopa in CC last night in main game thoughts."}, {"start": 3643.98, "end": 3650.98, "text": " Are they an Iron Man?"}, {"start": 3650.98, "end": 3655.98, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 3655.98, "end": 3661.98, "text": " How'd they lose it?"}, {"start": 3661.98, "end": 3663.98, "text": " I'm interested"}, {"start": 3666.48, "end": 3668.48, "text": " Do you forget to"}, {"start": 3669.2400000000002, "end": 3673.7, "text": " Use that one prayer in the willy and then loss of that way it's called in willy"}, {"start": 3675.78, "end": 3677.78, "text": " I got skull tricked, dude"}, {"start": 3681.22, "end": 3685.64, "text": " I just don't attack anyone in the wilderness when I've got like valuable stuff on me"}, {"start": 3685.64, "end": 3695.64, "text": " You never know, I don't understand the weird intricacies of the game."}, {"start": 3695.64, "end": 3699.3199999999997, "text": " There's an option to disable skull attacks."}, {"start": 3699.3199999999997, "end": 3708.3199999999997, "text": " Oh, I need this guy to come into this room."}, {"start": 3708.32, "end": 3710.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3722.6000000000004, "end": 3724.6000000000004, "text": " Know you're not"}, {"start": 3738.32, "end": 3742.1600000000003, "text": " This is not covered by the lab"}, {"start": 3749.7200000000003, "end": 3754.6800000000003, "text": " It's fine, that's fine. We're so worried"}, {"start": 3769.04, "end": 3771.04, "text": " They're advanced thugs"}, {"start": 3771.04, "end": 3783.08, "text": " We're not here for you."}, {"start": 3783.08, "end": 3794.52, "text": " They said they were here in a city house."}, {"start": 3794.52, "end": 3799.52, "text": " There's one more guy."}, {"start": 3799.52, "end": 3804.52, "text": " Oh, two more guys."}, {"start": 3824.52, "end": 3849.52, "text": " I wonder if it's in a boot."}, {"start": 3879.52, "end": 3882.48, "text": " First time watching, is he about to do it? Yeah, man."}, {"start": 3882.48, "end": 3883.7599999999998, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 3892.72, "end": 3896.32, "text": " Yep, there's the door, and there's the set right here."}, {"start": 3902.48, "end": 3904.72, "text": " Where'd he get pushed by a guy from this hallway, by the way?"}, {"start": 3905.92, "end": 3907.12, "text": " Yeah, let's go flash watch it."}, {"start": 3909.52, "end": 3916.52, "text": " How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?"}, {"start": 3916.52, "end": 3925.52, "text": " Quick wasting time, blinds are on the line!"}, {"start": 3925.52, "end": 3935.52, "text": " Lady talk, we have a civilian in custody and ready for transport."}, {"start": 3935.52, "end": 3947.96, "text": " Where's the little throwable drone like rainbow sex?"}, {"start": 3947.96, "end": 3953.96, "text": " It's this thing right here that music."}, {"start": 3953.96, "end": 3954.96, "text": " Happy 420."}, {"start": 3954.96, "end": 3958.4, "text": " Dude, you guys smoke weed every day."}, {"start": 3958.4, "end": 3960.4, "text": " They're so different, man, okay?"}, {"start": 3967.36, "end": 3969.36, "text": " Where was that?"}, {"start": 3976.7200000000003, "end": 3982.76, "text": " Can you slip a little note under the door for the bad guys that says PLS surrender cat face?"}, {"start": 3982.76, "end": 4006.36, "text": " Nah, they don't usually, uh, they're not going to follow directions."}, {"start": 4006.36, "end": 4012.4, "text": " So fucked."}, {"start": 4012.4, "end": 4018.1, "text": " Going for wedge?"}, {"start": 4018.1, "end": 4033.0, "text": " Not going for wedge for I have run out of wedge?"}, {"start": 4033.0, "end": 4050.4, "text": " for trap now. New ace combat soon. Today I'll do a weed gamble. One has fented it. Wish"}, {"start": 4050.4, "end": 4058.2400000000002, "text": " me look happy 420 happy 420 man happy 420"}, {"start": 4068.4, "end": 4073.36, "text": " why do people on fent insist upon standing up or sitting at weird angle"}, {"start": 4073.36, "end": 4078.6800000000003, "text": " that causes them to like fold why don't why don't people get comfortable and then"}, {"start": 4078.6800000000003, "end": 4085.6800000000003, "text": " do it. I don't get it."}, {"start": 4096.52, "end": 4101.280000000001, "text": " No chairs."}, {"start": 4101.280000000001, "end": 4107.88, "text": " I think there's a guy in that conference room."}, {"start": 4107.88, "end": 4112.76, "text": " My wife in parenthesis woke says she cannot watch you anymore for doing the fently."}, {"start": 4118.92, "end": 4122.28, "text": " That's the the hill she died on. Oh, this is kind of that's kind of fucked up."}, {"start": 4127.72, "end": 4128.6, "text": " That's not very nice."}, {"start": 4134.04, "end": 4136.52, "text": " That's just a little bit of my dark humor a little bit."}, {"start": 4166.52, "end": 4167.52, "text": " or I'll watch this."}, {"start": 4180.52, "end": 4181.52, "text": " It's trapped."}, {"start": 4188.52, "end": 4189.52, "text": " Same thing now."}, {"start": 4192.52, "end": 4195.52, "text": " Don't want to scare you but you might have a bald spot."}, {"start": 4196.52, "end": 4198.52, "text": " My..."}, {"start": 4204.360000000001, "end": 4206.360000000001, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 4206.900000000001, "end": 4208.900000000001, "text": " What you doing?"}, {"start": 4211.8, "end": 4217.6, "text": " If I kill this guy, we're gonna have to deal with the double doors opening pretty much simultaneously."}, {"start": 4219.8, "end": 4222.6, "text": " I think because the angle is so weird, we will go."}, {"start": 4226.52, "end": 4232.52, "text": " How does that not hit him?"}, {"start": 4232.52, "end": 4236.52, "text": " How does that flash not hit him?"}, {"start": 4236.52, "end": 4240.52, "text": " Aye, aye, aye!"}, {"start": 4240.52, "end": 4246.52, "text": " Aye, aye, aye!"}, {"start": 4246.52, "end": 4249.52, "text": " I'm not picking my nose and digging out my dry skin."}, {"start": 4249.52, "end": 4253.52, "text": " For those who don't know, with the Air Ability I had more success IMO."}, {"start": 4253.52, "end": 4256.72, "text": " What's it called? Confirmation bias?"}, {"start": 4256.72, "end": 4260.52, "text": " That's not that."}, {"start": 4260.52, "end": 4266.52, "text": " We could talk about this, I just don't want to, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 4266.52, "end": 4270.52, "text": " What the fuck were we using?"}, {"start": 4270.52, "end": 4273.52, "text": " This one?"}, {"start": 4273.52, "end": 4278.52, "text": " Nice RFK impression."}, {"start": 4278.52, "end": 4282.52, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 4282.52, "end": 4290.360000000001, "text": " I think that was it."}, {"start": 4290.360000000001, "end": 4293.200000000001, "text": " Use shield."}, {"start": 4293.200000000001, "end": 4298.240000000001, "text": " Unfortunately the mirror gun is too indispensable because it tells me a lot of information about"}, {"start": 4298.240000000001, "end": 4301.120000000001, "text": " what's going on in the next room."}, {"start": 4301.120000000001, "end": 4302.92, "text": " What state of alert the enemies are in?"}, {"start": 4302.92, "end": 4306.320000000001, "text": " Like if they're going to stay still or not?"}, {"start": 4306.320000000001, "end": 4309.320000000001, "text": " The shield also breaks."}, {"start": 4309.32, "end": 4310.92, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 4310.92, "end": 4312.5199999999995, "text": " The system's still running."}, {"start": 4312.5199999999995, "end": 4314.12, "text": " If that lamp gets on,"}, {"start": 4314.12, "end": 4316.92, "text": " we're someone turning back on to monitor us."}, {"start": 4320.0199999999995, "end": 4321.82, "text": " How you doing today?"}, {"start": 4321.82, "end": 4323.42, "text": " Good, I got a poop."}, {"start": 4326.12, "end": 4327.92, "text": " But I'm holding it, smile."}, {"start": 4339.32, "end": 4346.32, "text": " You're being really brave."}, {"start": 4346.32, "end": 4351.32, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 4351.32, "end": 4354.32, "text": " T.Y."}, {"start": 4354.32, "end": 4358.32, "text": " So I'm telling you something about your poop stacking fetish."}, {"start": 4358.32, "end": 4360.32, "text": " It was not a fetish."}, {"start": 4360.32, "end": 4368.32, "text": " Unfortunately my poop sketch is off kilter right now."}, {"start": 4368.32, "end": 4370.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4372.88, "end": 4374.98, "text": " Boy can't wait to blow a hole in someone's head"}, {"start": 4380.719999999999, "end": 4382.719999999999, "text": " Oh bully"}, {"start": 4385.92, "end": 4387.92, "text": " Victim spotted"}, {"start": 4398.32, "end": 4406.98, "text": " Oh, yeah, you're something a really loud punch that's cool"}, {"start": 4415.84, "end": 4420.96, "text": " Think about going with the rifle is getting up top is so hard it's so hard"}, {"start": 4420.96, "end": 4444.96, "text": " I did not mean to do that, did not mean to let go yet."}, {"start": 4444.96, "end": 4454.96, "text": " Baaargh!"}, {"start": 4454.96, "end": 4466.76, "text": " Smoked him though!"}, {"start": 4466.76, "end": 4473.28, "text": " Lumberactics forgot so."}, {"start": 4473.28, "end": 4478.16, "text": " You still on this level at this point, you winning won't be surprising but expected."}, {"start": 4478.16, "end": 4483.08, "text": " You can only throw shit on the wall if I ain't number of times still expose your name, you"}, {"start": 4483.08, "end": 4484.08, "text": " know?"}, {"start": 4484.08, "end": 4487.08, "text": " Is he wrong?"}, {"start": 4487.08, "end": 4493.92, "text": " Well, what he described is practice and improvement, and he mistakenly stupidly mistook it for"}, {"start": 4493.92, "end": 4503.92, "text": " or luck. Boom!"}, {"start": 4503.92, "end": 4505.92, "text": " Boom"}, {"start": 4513.64, "end": 4515.88, "text": " Get an improved for 400 runs"}, {"start": 4518.4800000000005, "end": 4527.5, "text": " No, man, I just don't know man, maybe I'm just shit I cut this yeah, maybe I'm pooping"}, {"start": 4533.92, "end": 4556.08, "text": " The AI in these ads is pretty weird knowing you're on the side of the wall auto-aiming"}, {"start": 4556.08, "end": 4559.8, "text": " before you go through seems while even for a heart mode challenge."}, {"start": 4559.8, "end": 4566.48, "text": " I mean, he's the guy of the enemies."}, {"start": 4566.48, "end": 4573.6, "text": " To be fair, most of the time when they're standing still, they're not auto aiming at you."}, {"start": 4573.6, "end": 4576.68, "text": " But when they're like strafing and shit and like running around,"}, {"start": 4576.68, "end": 4582.48, "text": " they will track you through a wall. There's a guy right here."}, {"start": 4582.4800000000005, "end": 4589.4800000000005, "text": " I'm gonna take this."}, {"start": 4589.4800000000005, "end": 4590.4800000000005, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 4590.4800000000005, "end": 4592.4800000000005, "text": " And you're gonna come."}, {"start": 4592.4800000000005, "end": 4597.4800000000005, "text": " We got one thing telling us suspect."}, {"start": 4597.4800000000005, "end": 4606.4800000000005, "text": " And we're gonna react to time this faster if you tripwire."}, {"start": 4606.4800000000005, "end": 4607.4800000000005, "text": " Are we going?"}, {"start": 4607.4800000000005, "end": 4608.4800000000005, "text": " Are we safe?"}, {"start": 4608.4800000000005, "end": 4620.240000000001, "text": " I would be interested to know if that just like makes it faster all around."}, {"start": 4620.240000000001, "end": 4621.240000000001, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 4621.240000000001, "end": 4626.240000000001, "text": " Where'd you go big man?"}, {"start": 4626.240000000001, "end": 4627.240000000001, "text": " Wait I get him?"}, {"start": 4627.240000000001, "end": 4637.64, "text": " Oh look I got him."}, {"start": 4637.64, "end": 4639.64, "text": " Whatcha doin'?"}, {"start": 4639.64, "end": 4643.64, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 4643.64, "end": 4660.64, "text": " I'm almost friggin' dead."}, {"start": 4660.64, "end": 4665.64, "text": " Never give up."}, {"start": 4665.64, "end": 4676.4800000000005, "text": " Try flashing the enemy and not yourself."}, {"start": 4676.4800000000005, "end": 4685.08, "text": " That's gonna have a hard flash."}, {"start": 4685.08, "end": 4687.92, "text": " When if you beat this game will you be done with this game forever."}, {"start": 4687.92, "end": 4690.200000000001, "text": " Nah, I've played it though."}, {"start": 4690.200000000001, "end": 4692.320000000001, "text": " This game's cool."}, {"start": 4692.320000000001, "end": 4693.320000000001, "text": " Epic even."}, {"start": 4693.32, "end": 4705.84, "text": " What is the name of the tool he uses to do that, by the way?"}, {"start": 4705.84, "end": 4708.12, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 4708.12, "end": 4714.5199999999995, "text": " Mere, mere, mere, mere."}, {"start": 4714.5199999999995, "end": 4716.0, "text": " A leather man."}, {"start": 4716.0, "end": 4720.5599999999995, "text": " What the fuck is it called, a leather man?"}, {"start": 4720.56, "end": 4731.9400000000005, "text": " was it for cutting leather originally fuck you leather man that was the"}, {"start": 4731.9400000000005, "end": 4740.4400000000005, "text": " brand name I'm dead fuck you"}, {"start": 4750.56, "end": 4760.56, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 4760.56, "end": 4764.56, "text": " Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dick."}, {"start": 4764.56, "end": 4766.56, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 4766.56, "end": 4769.56, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 4769.56, "end": 4783.280000000001, "text": " That's a different video, but okay."}, {"start": 4783.280000000001, "end": 4786.280000000001, "text": " It all blends together."}, {"start": 4786.280000000001, "end": 4788.280000000001, "text": " The gay porn."}, {"start": 4788.28, "end": 4801.759999999999, "text": " Yeah, when you watch so much, dude."}, {"start": 4801.759999999999, "end": 4808.12, "text": " I see Tandex for self."}, {"start": 4808.12, "end": 4815.96, "text": " You were playing Going Medieval, no."}, {"start": 4815.96, "end": 4817.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4830.28, "end": 4833.12, "text": " Well played well played"}, {"start": 4838.16, "end": 4840.16, "text": " Well played well played"}, {"start": 4840.16, "end": 4853.8, "text": " go shit no I'm not trying to poop well played genuinely you blame for what"}, {"start": 4853.8, "end": 4856.0, "text": " happened"}, {"start": 4856.0, "end": 4857.8, "text": " um"}, {"start": 4857.8, "end": 4869.76, "text": " I should have been ready"}, {"start": 4869.76, "end": 4885.72, "text": " here or not or I guess you could say I was literally not ready"}, {"start": 4885.72, "end": 4890.72, "text": " one"}, {"start": 4890.72, "end": 4895.72, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4895.72, "end": 4900.72, "text": " four knots"}, {"start": 4900.72, "end": 4907.72, "text": " to get the key"}, {"start": 4907.72, "end": 4912.72, "text": " for a hypothetical and"}, {"start": 4912.72, "end": 4920.72, "text": " Let's say someone put up a bet on one of those prediction gambling websites."}, {"start": 4920.72, "end": 4929.320000000001, "text": " Will they bet on anything?"}, {"start": 4929.320000000001, "end": 4932.72, "text": " Is that legal?"}, {"start": 4932.72, "end": 4938.72, "text": " And does me knowing about it make it illegal?"}, {"start": 4938.72, "end": 4952.72, "text": " there's no regulations so if I was like hey everyone go bet on this would that be illegal"}, {"start": 4952.72, "end": 4953.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4953.72, "end": 4967.320000000001, "text": " Okay, after the record, I do not condone that."}, {"start": 4967.320000000001, "end": 4971.240000000001, "text": " Oh, the WECODE!"}, {"start": 4971.240000000001, "end": 4973.240000000001, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 4973.24, "end": 4980.96, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 4980.96, "end": 4984.24, "text": " There are regulations watched last week tonight by John Oliver that just came out today."}, {"start": 4984.24, "end": 4986.24, "text": " Sorry, I'm blind."}, {"start": 4986.24, "end": 4991.0, "text": " I can't really watch television."}, {"start": 4991.0, "end": 5001.719999999999, "text": " You good?"}, {"start": 5001.72, "end": 5010.6, "text": " all over. Dude, chat when any celebrity is mentioned. When it has something to do vaguely"}, {"start": 5010.6, "end": 5016.16, "text": " with politics, they're like, dude, that guy is so fucking stupid. I hate that guy. You're"}, {"start": 5016.16, "end": 5018.16, "text": " You're stupid for watching him."}, {"start": 5018.8, "end": 5019.599999999999, "text": " Or her."}, {"start": 5021.5199999999995, "end": 5022.4, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 5035.76, "end": 5037.76, "text": " Insert celebrity Omega-Lavage?"}, {"start": 5037.76, "end": 5040.16, "text": " I mean, that's true most of the time."}, {"start": 5041.28, "end": 5041.92, "text": " Keycard."}, {"start": 5046.16, "end": 5054.48, "text": " You watch an ass man mold though?"}, {"start": 5054.48, "end": 5056.04, "text": " Yeah, I like his reacts."}, {"start": 5056.04, "end": 5058.68, "text": " I like when he goes, yeah, uh-huh, yeah."}, {"start": 5058.68, "end": 5068.32, "text": " And then he does his cool, uh, Tourette's eyebrow waggle or some shit."}, {"start": 5068.32, "end": 5071.32, "text": " I love that."}, {"start": 5071.32, "end": 5078.32, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yep."}, {"start": 5078.32, "end": 5083.32, "text": " Yep, mm-hmm."}, {"start": 5083.32, "end": 5087.32, "text": " Yep, mm-hmm."}, {"start": 5087.32, "end": 5092.32, "text": " Yep, mm-hmm."}, {"start": 5092.32, "end": 5097.32, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 5097.32, "end": 5106.32, "text": " Yep. Mm-hmm. Yep. Yep. There it is. There it is. Yep. Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 5109.32, "end": 5111.32, "text": " Hey, guys."}, {"start": 5119.32, "end": 5121.32, "text": " So true. So true."}, {"start": 5121.32, "end": 5125.32, "text": " Always we are back. Always we are back. Gaming is back."}, {"start": 5125.32, "end": 5129.92, "text": " I can't wait to play insert game here"}, {"start": 5138.5199999999995, "end": 5147.28, "text": " okay I think we need splashes guys is what I would say if I was a cow which I am"}, {"start": 5155.32, "end": 5158.32, "text": " Leave it to me. You got one thing telling me to shut up."}, {"start": 5173.32, "end": 5177.32, "text": " Don't handcuff them. Why the fuck would I have blues their brains out?"}, {"start": 5185.32, "end": 5187.32, "text": " We are in trouble"}, {"start": 5206.96, "end": 5211.679999999999, "text": " See you oh man"}, {"start": 5215.32, "end": 5224.5599999999995, "text": " Why can you not reach that?"}, {"start": 5224.5599999999995, "end": 5232.719999999999, "text": " Doesn't see something cool."}, {"start": 5232.719999999999, "end": 5240.48, "text": " Don't move."}, {"start": 5240.4800000000005, "end": 5253.280000000001, "text": " probably shot nice that's what I was going to do"}, {"start": 5253.280000000001, "end": 5261.56, "text": " is he immune to this or what? what's happening?"}, {"start": 5261.56, "end": 5263.56, "text": " He is immune, I think."}, {"start": 5278.360000000001, "end": 5280.360000000001, "text": " Why was he immune to that?"}, {"start": 5287.860000000001, "end": 5290.860000000001, "text": " Oh, he's wearing the cool COVID mask."}, {"start": 5290.86, "end": 5291.66, "text": " No wonder."}, {"start": 5295.099999999999, "end": 5297.339999999999, "text": " Be when the government tells me to mask up."}, {"start": 5298.0599999999995, "end": 5298.7, "text": " Hell no."}, {"start": 5299.42, "end": 5305.5, "text": " I'm going to Walmart and I'm going to get me a bandana and I'm going to look like a cowboy from those 1950s cowboy"}, {"start": 5306.0599999999995, "end": 5308.219999999999, "text": " shows I used to watch like caravan."}, {"start": 5310.219999999999, "end": 5311.099999999999, "text": " Then I'm going to wear it."}, {"start": 5313.179999999999, "end": 5314.7, "text": " I'm going to look like a bandito."}, {"start": 5318.62, "end": 5320.299999999999, "text": " If this guy moved it would be so sad."}, {"start": 5320.86, "end": 5330.139999999999, "text": " Hi, nice."}, {"start": 5330.139999999999, "end": 5334.66, "text": " I can't..."}, {"start": 5334.66, "end": 5335.66, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 5335.66, "end": 5344.66, "text": " I even shot extra times at different angles."}, {"start": 5344.66, "end": 5364.94, "text": " I even shot extra times at different angles."}, {"start": 5364.9400000000005, "end": 5365.9400000000005, "text": " I hit him one time."}, {"start": 5374.9400000000005, "end": 5376.9400000000005, "text": " Not cool if I BRB."}, {"start": 5380.9400000000005, "end": 5382.9400000000005, "text": " This be your word."}, {"start": 5382.9400000000005, "end": 5383.9400000000005, "text": " I'll BRB."}, {"start": 5394.9400000000005, "end": 5401.9400000000005, "text": " Hey Captain, what we had something we want to tell you?"}, {"start": 5401.9400000000005, "end": 5404.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, what's up?"}, {"start": 5424.9400000000005, "end": 5431.9400000000005, "text": " I don't know what the word is."}, {"start": 5454.9400000000005, "end": 5472.9800000000005, "text": " This shit not fucking annoying though."}, {"start": 5472.9800000000005, "end": 5474.9800000000005, "text": " Retail, retail, retail, ooooh!"}, {"start": 5474.9800000000005, "end": 5476.9800000000005, "text": " Woohoohoohoo!"}, {"start": 5476.9800000000005, "end": 5478.9800000000005, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 5482.9800000000005, "end": 5483.9800000000005, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 5483.9800000000005, "end": 5484.9800000000005, "text": " AHHHHH!"}, {"start": 5484.9800000000005, "end": 5486.9800000000005, "text": " HAHAHAHAHA!"}, {"start": 5487.9800000000005, "end": 5488.9800000000005, "text": " BITCH!"}, {"start": 5495.9800000000005, "end": 5496.9800000000005, "text": " That would suck a dick!"}, {"start": 5496.9800000000005, "end": 5499.9800000000005, "text": " Wrap that cash with someone else, Zit. Who said you could open it?"}, {"start": 5502.9800000000005, "end": 5519.14, "text": " What are the themes of this game so far?"}, {"start": 5519.14, "end": 5523.22, "text": " One."}, {"start": 5523.22, "end": 5526.660000000001, "text": " My home is weird and I hate it."}, {"start": 5526.660000000001, "end": 5527.660000000001, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 5527.660000000001, "end": 5528.660000000001, "text": " Uh."}, {"start": 5528.66, "end": 5530.66, "text": " uh"}, {"start": 5535.94, "end": 5541.139999999999, "text": " Soldier gets respect even though he's installing security cameras and hitting kids"}, {"start": 5542.58, "end": 5544.58, "text": " Three weed lol"}, {"start": 5546.74, "end": 5548.74, "text": " Four uh"}, {"start": 5551.22, "end": 5553.38, "text": " Oh, yeah rich equals bad"}, {"start": 5553.38, "end": 5562.74, "text": " five equal a five is bullying equals bad yeah sorry we'll go back to four"}, {"start": 5562.74, "end": 5570.22, "text": " capitalism bad there we go six time travel is good for building social"}, {"start": 5570.22, "end": 5574.7, "text": " relationship's good nice you see a superpower"}, {"start": 5600.22, "end": 5607.06, "text": " What is your character plan I want to be a two-foot tall blue skinned"}, {"start": 5607.06, "end": 5609.06, "text": " Obadouba"}, {"start": 5613.820000000001, "end": 5620.860000000001, "text": " This motherfucker lives and dies by the fucking memes man what what meme is that are you a Smurf like it's from one of his"}, {"start": 5620.860000000001, "end": 5626.42, "text": " I didn't know what it was either like he stopped screaming as chat comes in and they just start spamming uba-duba like"}, {"start": 5630.22, "end": 5632.22, "text": " What the fuck is upaduba?"}, {"start": 5632.22, "end": 5633.58, "text": " I've never heard this in my life"}, {"start": 5633.58, "end": 5635.34, "text": " when they're like, it's from a game jam thing."}, {"start": 5635.34, "end": 5638.5, "text": " I'm like, oh, it all makes fucking sense now."}, {"start": 5638.5, "end": 5639.34, "text": " Good believe it."}, {"start": 5648.1, "end": 5648.9400000000005, "text": " Pfft."}, {"start": 5660.22, "end": 5688.62, "text": " I'm changing my fricking frame rate hold on it's not possible dude why"}, {"start": 5688.62, "end": 5690.62, "text": " Why would I use this?"}, {"start": 5690.62, "end": 5692.62, "text": " Nice and cold."}, {"start": 5692.62, "end": 5696.62, "text": " Just the way I like it."}, {"start": 5696.62, "end": 5701.62, "text": " Now, where's the microwave again?"}, {"start": 5701.62, "end": 5714.62, "text": " Bro, when I went AFK just out, you better believe I microwaved some coffee and then that sandwich."}, {"start": 5714.62, "end": 5716.62, "text": " He's gonna make me wait, dude."}, {"start": 5716.62, "end": 5719.62, "text": " I should take a shower and clear my mind."}, {"start": 5727.62, "end": 5729.62, "text": " My weekly shower."}, {"start": 5729.62, "end": 5733.62, "text": " You've never failed to bring me some happy thoughts?"}, {"start": 5734.62, "end": 5736.62, "text": " Strange."}, {"start": 5736.62, "end": 5739.62, "text": " I remember the shower being larger."}, {"start": 5741.62, "end": 5745.62, "text": " These faucets are too tiny for a manly finger."}, {"start": 5776.62, "end": 5779.66, "text": " Try to fight the tree guardian last night. I gotta say man. I"}, {"start": 5783.82, "end": 5785.82, "text": " Gotta say"}, {"start": 5787.58, "end": 5791.58, "text": " God gamer and everything but souls games I said it I"}, {"start": 5794.82, "end": 5800.4, "text": " Said it you won't I'm Brayless Gowie and no we don't sell horses"}, {"start": 5800.4, "end": 5805.66, "text": " But we do eat well the stables are owned by an orc and see you know"}, {"start": 5806.62, "end": 5810.94, "text": " orcs and horses um no i do not know"}, {"start": 5815.74, "end": 5818.14, "text": " does this say rimworld re skin lumbau"}, {"start": 5818.14, "end": 5841.62, "text": " Oh my god man, holy shit, I need water source for peasants."}, {"start": 5841.62, "end": 5843.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5844.5, "end": 5849.62, "text": " He's dead. We don't bear back. I gave her five gold already"}, {"start": 5850.98, "end": 5855.14, "text": " Hello, oh, I'm sorry. I just sneezed on my cat guys"}, {"start": 5856.98, "end": 5858.98, "text": " What am I have cat allergies, bro?"}, {"start": 5864.66, "end": 5866.66, "text": " Holy frick"}, {"start": 5871.62, "end": 5878.62, "text": " Don't mind me guys just blowin' my nose out of the ground."}, {"start": 5878.62, "end": 5880.62, "text": " I'll um, dude."}, {"start": 5880.62, "end": 5887.62, "text": " I gotta see him again."}, {"start": 5887.62, "end": 5895.62, "text": " He liked it, he liked it."}, {"start": 5895.62, "end": 5906.14, "text": " I'm not gonna lie boys I got like like two hours left on the stack man before I"}, {"start": 5906.14, "end": 5910.66, "text": " go to the rip I'm gonna try and go as long as I can Zidane and Loco Danly"}, {"start": 5910.66, "end": 5912.98, "text": " for seven"}, {"start": 5912.9800000000005, "end": 5922.9800000000005, "text": " Is there a one that's first of it?"}, {"start": 5922.9800000000005, "end": 5928.9800000000005, "text": " Hey, go to the bathroom!"}, {"start": 5928.9800000000005, "end": 5931.9800000000005, "text": " Power level 9, 8th or 7th?"}, {"start": 5942.9800000000005, "end": 5949.9800000000005, "text": " This gun's so cool, it'll be all like, wow."}, {"start": 5949.9800000000005, "end": 5958.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, sure."}, {"start": 5958.9800000000005, "end": 5963.9800000000005, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 5963.9800000000005, "end": 5965.9800000000005, "text": " Sure"}, {"start": 5969.52, "end": 5971.52, "text": " You show loadout"}, {"start": 5973.22, "end": 5975.22, "text": " I got full steel armor"}, {"start": 5976.820000000001, "end": 5981.22, "text": " I got the Creed more battle rifle. I got four mags"}, {"start": 5982.06, "end": 5984.620000000001, "text": " We got five regular flash, but oh here it is, right?"}, {"start": 5986.34, "end": 5988.42, "text": " There you go. No side arm ammo. I"}, {"start": 5990.14, "end": 5992.900000000001, "text": " Don't know why you would want to know my loadout though because it's not good"}, {"start": 5993.9800000000005, "end": 5997.9800000000005, "text": " the ladder at least for 9997 dude what's up dude in the party time of beer house"}, {"start": 5997.9800000000005, "end": 6003.780000000001, "text": " thanks for sub it gene folk thanks for sub it"}, {"start": 6003.780000000001, "end": 6007.660000000001, "text": " now see your feet you don't want that"}, {"start": 6013.780000000001, "end": 6018.620000000001, "text": " get a new comment from everything I say is why"}, {"start": 6018.620000000001, "end": 6023.500000000001, "text": " and Chad who says you got this moon moon"}, {"start": 6023.9800000000005, "end": 6053.88, "text": " I believe in me, too."}, {"start": 6053.88, "end": 6058.88, "text": " I believe in the me that has yet to be."}, {"start": 6058.88, "end": 6061.88, "text": " That's a bar by the way."}, {"start": 6065.88, "end": 6067.88, "text": " Bars?"}, {"start": 6075.88, "end": 6078.88, "text": " Here I am with my mirror gun."}, {"start": 6078.88, "end": 6082.88, "text": " Me and the terrorists gonna have some fun."}, {"start": 6083.88, "end": 6093.08, "text": " blout blout I'm shooting them with my gun look at him go they on the run"}, {"start": 6096.08, "end": 6099.08, "text": " bars"}, {"start": 6103.4400000000005, "end": 6106.4400000000005, "text": " frog for"}, {"start": 6106.4400000000005, "end": 6121.960000000001, "text": " So, I'm going to kill you, murderino style."}, {"start": 6121.960000000001, "end": 6124.72, "text": " Shut up terrorist."}, {"start": 6124.72, "end": 6133.84, "text": " I'll kill you."}, {"start": 6133.84, "end": 6136.08, "text": " Now should we have stood out in the open there?"}, {"start": 6136.08, "end": 6137.08, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6137.08, "end": 6143.08, "text": " Should we have stood out in the open now?"}, {"start": 6143.08, "end": 6147.88, "text": " Not a good call though."}, {"start": 6147.88, "end": 6150.4800000000005, "text": " The coffee's good though, dude."}, {"start": 6150.4800000000005, "end": 6154.92, "text": " Yeah, that chatter was right."}, {"start": 6154.92, "end": 6158.52, "text": " Last street he was like, do you even feel anything from company work?"}, {"start": 6158.52, "end": 6159.52, "text": " Not really, dude."}, {"start": 6159.52, "end": 6160.52, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 6160.52, "end": 6163.76, "text": " Drink it for the taste."}, {"start": 6163.76, "end": 6165.76, "text": " Was there my cutting back of me coffee intake?"}, {"start": 6171.96, "end": 6173.46, "text": " Future fried cupcakes or something?"}, {"start": 6175.46, "end": 6178.26, "text": " I tried microwave coffee the other day and that shit was good."}, {"start": 6185.360000000001, "end": 6187.360000000001, "text": " Time to switch to cock-fee though."}, {"start": 6193.76, "end": 6199.4800000000005, "text": " See, I don't, I kinda don't like getting the jitters though, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 6199.4800000000005, "end": 6207.84, "text": " So maybe I don't stop drinking as much coffee."}, {"start": 6207.84, "end": 6211.84, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 6211.84, "end": 6213.84, "text": " You cocaine."}, {"start": 6213.84, "end": 6215.84, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 6223.84, "end": 6227.84, "text": " You drink coffee late at night and not lose sleep?"}, {"start": 6229.84, "end": 6231.84, "text": " Same."}, {"start": 6232.84, "end": 6235.84, "text": " I usually drink coffee until like midnight."}, {"start": 6238.84, "end": 6240.84, "text": " Not always."}, {"start": 6241.84, "end": 6245.84, "text": " meh meh meh meh meh"}, {"start": 6245.84, "end": 6250.84, "text": " god damn"}, {"start": 6250.84, "end": 6255.84, "text": " where are you? reveal thyself terrorists"}, {"start": 6255.84, "end": 6262.84, "text": " your body needs about 7 hours to fully digest caffeine"}, {"start": 6262.84, "end": 6270.84, "text": " yeah maybe your body does"}, {"start": 6270.84, "end": 6272.84, "text": " Bitch. Sorry."}, {"start": 6293.5, "end": 6295.5, "text": " Okay man, we get up."}, {"start": 6300.84, "end": 6304.360000000001, "text": " Oh, damn."}, {"start": 6304.360000000001, "end": 6311.860000000001, "text": " I drink as much coffee as Moon Moon a day now and I only have an erection one half of"}, {"start": 6311.860000000001, "end": 6317.92, "text": " the time and the anxiety of the other half chatter stop being a pussy."}, {"start": 6317.92, "end": 6318.92, "text": " True."}, {"start": 6319.28, "end": 6321.28, "text": " True"}, {"start": 6323.02, "end": 6325.18, "text": " I just ringing copy give you boner"}, {"start": 6335.24, "end": 6337.24, "text": " Do you have the guy gamers are coaching yourself?"}, {"start": 6342.84, "end": 6344.84, "text": " Why Bonner"}, {"start": 6348.92, "end": 6355.4, "text": " Do not care. I'm not going through that office. I'll die"}, {"start": 6359.8, "end": 6363.7, "text": " Why are these jobbers immune to the gas wait"}, {"start": 6365.88, "end": 6367.88, "text": " What if the gas isn't real"}, {"start": 6370.2, "end": 6372.2, "text": " What a figment of imagination"}, {"start": 6372.2, "end": 6381.84, "text": " Is there even a point of doing evidence if we're just going to die?"}, {"start": 6381.84, "end": 6383.48, "text": " Yeah what if we don't die?"}, {"start": 6383.48, "end": 6384.48, "text": " That's the point."}, {"start": 6384.48, "end": 6385.48, "text": " I'm making it slow, right?"}, {"start": 6385.48, "end": 6386.48, "text": " We're going to get you out of here."}, {"start": 6386.4800000000005, "end": 6393.4800000000005, "text": " I'm making it slow, right?"}, {"start": 6393.4800000000005, "end": 6398.4800000000005, "text": " We're gonna get you out of here."}, {"start": 6398.4800000000005, "end": 6400.4800000000005, "text": " Entry to the top."}, {"start": 6400.4800000000005, "end": 6401.4800000000005, "text": " Zidane is in custody."}, {"start": 6401.4800000000005, "end": 6402.4800000000005, "text": " We're quite good in escort."}, {"start": 6402.4800000000005, "end": 6406.4800000000005, "text": " Their people still in the building."}, {"start": 6406.4800000000005, "end": 6413.4800000000005, "text": " Do-do-do-do-do-do."}, {"start": 6413.4800000000005, "end": 6417.46, "text": " Do you know that you're probably already physically dependent on coffee without realizing it without strong cravings for it?"}, {"start": 6417.46, "end": 6419.56, "text": " Try not to drink a cup for a week or two. You'll get headaches for a week or two."}, {"start": 6420.92, "end": 6423.4800000000005, "text": " No, I know I'm physically I know I'm relying on it."}, {"start": 6428.52, "end": 6430.84, "text": " Oh, yeah, no, I know about caffeine withdrawal."}, {"start": 6434.000000000001, "end": 6436.000000000001, "text": " That should hurt."}, {"start": 6443.4800000000005, "end": 6455.4800000000005, "text": " I'd rather be going through Fent with draws, do you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 6455.4800000000005, "end": 6459.84, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 6459.84, "end": 6464.040000000001, "text": " Where is this guy?"}, {"start": 6464.04, "end": 6477.24, "text": " You all want to do some fence and all?"}, {"start": 6477.24, "end": 6480.5199999999995, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 6480.5199999999995, "end": 6483.32, "text": " Oh, hi."}, {"start": 6483.32, "end": 6485.92, "text": " Meow, meow."}, {"start": 6485.92, "end": 6492.12, "text": " Do not open both doors."}, {"start": 6492.12, "end": 6502.12, "text": " I do not know where the third guy is."}, {"start": 6502.12, "end": 6512.12, "text": " We got a dead suspect here."}, {"start": 6512.12, "end": 6525.12, "text": " got nothing concept idea this was up"}, {"start": 6529.12, "end": 6533.12, "text": " this one's for you brother"}, {"start": 6533.12, "end": 6536.12, "text": " what did I report this guy"}, {"start": 6536.12, "end": 6538.12, "text": " Get out of the door."}, {"start": 6538.12, "end": 6543.12, "text": " We got one P-tallon suspect."}, {"start": 6543.12, "end": 6548.12, "text": " And a P-tallon."}, {"start": 6548.12, "end": 6551.12, "text": " We have one dead suspect here."}, {"start": 6551.12, "end": 6553.12, "text": " Eww."}, {"start": 6553.12, "end": 6558.12, "text": " This is my J-H-H-M."}, {"start": 6558.12, "end": 6561.12, "text": " Maybe he's still one of the radios and doing die hard?"}, {"start": 6561.12, "end": 6564.12, "text": " Yeah, something never really useful information."}, {"start": 6564.12, "end": 6566.72, "text": " It's just always like green here, got nothing."}, {"start": 6568.04, "end": 6568.88, "text": " Where's here?"}, {"start": 6577.2, "end": 6578.88, "text": " Or they're like, we've been made."}, {"start": 6581.5599999999995, "end": 6582.68, "text": " We've been made."}, {"start": 6582.68, "end": 6583.5199999999995, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 6586.16, "end": 6587.64, "text": " Who are those things for, Seville?"}, {"start": 6587.64, "end": 6588.48, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 6594.12, "end": 6604.12, "text": " Surely he won't walk up while I'm doing this right, guys."}, {"start": 6604.12, "end": 6606.12, "text": " Wolf..."}, {"start": 6606.12, "end": 6612.12, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 6612.12, "end": 6618.12, "text": " He creepin', dude."}, {"start": 6618.12, "end": 6622.12, "text": " We need a pain-diel emote?"}, {"start": 6622.12, "end": 6624.12, "text": " Haroo."}, {"start": 6633.12, "end": 6635.12, "text": " Haroo!"}, {"start": 6646.12, "end": 6648.12, "text": " Just kill him, Unk."}, {"start": 6648.12, "end": 6653.12, "text": " Unfortunately when he's moving like that, that is when they are their most dangerous."}, {"start": 6657.12, "end": 6666.12, "text": " They follow no logical pattern. They just kind of, they follow like a very loose pattern. They just run around, do meme stuff, like shoot me through walls and shit."}, {"start": 6670.12, "end": 6671.12, "text": " It's freaked up."}, {"start": 6678.12, "end": 6684.32, "text": " they also they like to teleport when they're in that mode"}, {"start": 6686.04, "end": 6691.16, "text": " but it's like small short range teleports"}, {"start": 6708.12, "end": 6712.12, "text": " Like walking? No. They literally teleport."}, {"start": 6712.12, "end": 6716.12, "text": " They're like the uh..."}, {"start": 6716.12, "end": 6720.12, "text": " That SCP made of concrete. The one that if you uh..."}, {"start": 6720.12, "end": 6724.12, "text": " Blank or turn your back to it, it snaps your neck."}, {"start": 6724.12, "end": 6728.12, "text": " As soon as you're not looking at these guys and they're in that mode, they'll literally do like short distance"}, {"start": 6728.12, "end": 6732.12, "text": " teleports to get around faster."}, {"start": 6732.12, "end": 6735.12, "text": " We've got a dead suspect here."}, {"start": 6735.12, "end": 6737.12, "text": " Skazmix for 100 months."}, {"start": 6747.12, "end": 6753.12, "text": " There's a guy over there, and I will save him by putting him in a zip tie and making him wait one hour."}, {"start": 6760.12, "end": 6762.12, "text": " Sure. Sure you are."}, {"start": 6765.12, "end": 6767.12, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 6770.84, "end": 6775.0599999999995, "text": " Am I excited for the back rooms movie, I mean it could be good"}, {"start": 6783.44, "end": 6788.0, "text": " It won't be yeah, but it might be you don't know"}, {"start": 6790.08, "end": 6792.2, "text": " You got a look on the Briseid side"}, {"start": 6795.12, "end": 6802.12, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6802.12, "end": 6804.12, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6804.12, "end": 6815.16, "text": " where are you they see the Elden Ring movie cast yeah I'm not watching that unless"}, {"start": 6815.16, "end": 6819.28, "text": " I have Jack Black in it so I hope they recast"}, {"start": 6834.12, "end": 6839.88, "text": " What was the name of the main character in Elden Ring?"}, {"start": 6839.88, "end": 6844.32, "text": " What did they get called all the time Tarnished One?"}, {"start": 6844.32, "end": 6851.76, "text": " I'm the Tarnished One!"}, {"start": 6851.76, "end": 6853.76, "text": " Fliggagoo!"}, {"start": 6853.76, "end": 6854.76, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 6854.76, "end": 6855.76, "text": " Check in."}, {"start": 6855.76, "end": 6858.76, "text": " Got another one."}, {"start": 6858.76, "end": 6860.76, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 6860.76, "end": 6862.76, "text": " Not again."}, {"start": 6862.76, "end": 6880.6, "text": " I'm the tarnished one, baby!"}, {"start": 6880.6, "end": 6891.24, "text": " Riggah goo, Riggah goo, Riggah goo, and we're going to get the other ring, the other ring,"}, {"start": 6891.24, "end": 6893.24, "text": " First we ringed and we yelled in."}, {"start": 6907.88, "end": 6909.32, "text": " You're oddly good at that."}, {"start": 6909.32, "end": 6911.0, "text": " Let's say, rig-a-goo!"}, {"start": 6912.5599999999995, "end": 6913.88, "text": " I've had some practice."}, {"start": 6913.88, "end": 6922.0, "text": " Jack Black is a Slider Maxed character."}, {"start": 6922.0, "end": 6928.72, "text": " Dude, you know they gotta have a Slider Maxed character reference, dude."}, {"start": 6928.72, "end": 6932.84, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 6932.84, "end": 6935.52, "text": " Calm like the Lorm or something."}, {"start": 6935.52, "end": 6938.52, "text": " Or Biff."}, {"start": 6938.52, "end": 6943.96, "text": " Yeah, what's your name fella?"}, {"start": 6943.96, "end": 6950.280000000001, "text": " I'm John Tarnished, Flicka-Goo, and I'm looking for the Elden Ring."}, {"start": 6950.280000000001, "end": 6955.4800000000005, "text": " I'm big."}, {"start": 6955.4800000000005, "end": 6959.120000000001, "text": " Arms bigger than torso."}, {"start": 6959.120000000001, "end": 6962.96, "text": " Walking around like a gorilla."}, {"start": 6962.96, "end": 6969.96, "text": " Do you think there'll be invasions? Dude, it'll be like when uh..."}, {"start": 6973.56, "end": 6977.84, "text": " In the Minecraft movie, he goes,"}, {"start": 6977.84, "end": 6982.34, "text": " First we mine! Then we craft!"}, {"start": 6982.34, "end": 6986.34, "text": " My craft!"}, {"start": 6986.34, "end": 6990.4, "text": " Except it'll be like,"}, {"start": 6990.400000000001, "end": 6994.400000000001, "text": " You'll hear the noise like the invasion noise when you see the guy come up out of the ground."}, {"start": 6996.400000000001, "end": 6997.400000000001, "text": " Then it'll be like..."}, {"start": 7002.400000000001, "end": 7003.400000000001, "text": " Stay here."}, {"start": 7006.400000000001, "end": 7009.400000000001, "text": " It'll have the text on the screen there."}, {"start": 7012.400000000001, "end": 7015.400000000001, "text": " Invaded by Jason Momoa."}, {"start": 7020.400000000001, "end": 7040.76, "text": " Yeah, you'll kill the guy in one hit and then he'll make a joke that doesn't make sense"}, {"start": 7040.76, "end": 7045.160000000001, "text": " right because you can't invade someone who's to level one unless you're like also low level."}, {"start": 7045.160000000001, "end": 7048.56, "text": " But Jack Black by this point is leveled up a bunch so like he gets invaded by the so"}, {"start": 7048.56, "end": 7055.860000000001, "text": " level one guy that beats his ass and he goes wow well I bet that guy was doing a"}, {"start": 7055.860000000001, "end": 7062.46, "text": " level one run. Holy shit."}, {"start": 7062.46, "end": 7077.84, "text": " just play the game now I'm mapping out the new Elden Ring movie in my head"}, {"start": 7077.84, "end": 7085.28, "text": " Jack Max said he wanted to be in a Yakuza movie he would be the perfect fit for a"}, {"start": 7085.28, "end": 7094.16, "text": " yakuza movie so he should be magima i am out"}, {"start": 7097.08, "end": 7109.8, "text": " who'd be a good magima but who would be Kiryu Kazuma the dragon of dojima"}, {"start": 7109.8, "end": 7116.8, "text": " Ooh, Chris Pratt, that's a good idea."}, {"start": 7116.8, "end": 7119.8, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 7119.8, "end": 7123.8, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 7123.8, "end": 7125.8, "text": " Smoked?"}, {"start": 7125.8, "end": 7134.8, "text": " I gotta close the door."}, {"start": 7134.8, "end": 7152.08, "text": " I think this door might be trapped Samuel Jackson as teenage Kiryu Kazuma"}, {"start": 7152.08, "end": 7171.38, "text": " I'm for that. Make the short guy from it's always Sonnyville LLV as we're done. You mean"}, {"start": 7171.38, "end": 7176.38, "text": " Danny DeVito? Even I know who Danny DeVito is, dude."}, {"start": 7190.12, "end": 7192.66, "text": " Calling Danny DeVito that short guy from It's Always Sunny Is Nuts."}, {"start": 7193.36, "end": 7196.26, "text": " OK, let's not be too generous to Danny DeVito, because..."}, {"start": 7196.26, "end": 7206.26, "text": " That is kind of like his best role IMO, TBH, sorry, sorry."}, {"start": 7206.26, "end": 7207.26, "text": " Howie."}, {"start": 7207.26, "end": 7214.42, "text": " This is trapped by the way, that's why they didn't come through."}, {"start": 7214.42, "end": 7217.1, "text": " I knew it!"}, {"start": 7217.1, "end": 7218.1, "text": " Matilda?"}, {"start": 7218.1, "end": 7224.1, "text": " Yeah, he was good in Matilda."}, {"start": 7224.1, "end": 7244.34, "text": " Well, maybe we'll just flash this guy, IMO."}, {"start": 7244.34, "end": 7251.42, "text": " The issue with that is, I never seem to get a good flash."}, {"start": 7251.42, "end": 7252.14, "text": " I'm going in!"}, {"start": 7252.96, "end": 7253.4800000000005, "text": " AHHHHH!"}, {"start": 7253.4800000000005, "end": 7253.9800000000005, "text": " BLAH!"}, {"start": 7253.9800000000005, "end": 7254.4800000000005, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 7254.4800000000005, "end": 7254.9800000000005, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 7254.9800000000005, "end": 7255.4800000000005, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 7255.4800000000005, "end": 7255.9800000000005, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 7255.9800000000005, "end": 7256.4800000000005, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 7256.4800000000005, "end": 7256.9800000000005, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 7256.9800000000005, "end": 7257.4800000000005, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 7257.4800000000005, "end": 7257.9800000000005, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 7257.9800000000005, "end": 7258.4800000000005, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 7258.4800000000005, "end": 7258.9800000000005, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 7258.9800000000005, "end": 7259.4800000000005, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 7259.4800000000005, "end": 7259.9800000000005, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 7259.9800000000005, "end": 7262.4800000000005, "text": " You meleeed me to death, that's awesome!"}, {"start": 7262.4800000000005, "end": 7264.4800000000005, "text": " My melee does zero damage by the way."}, {"start": 7268.4800000000005, "end": 7270.4800000000005, "text": " Remember the basics of CQC."}, {"start": 7272.62, "end": 7273.62, "text": " OUH!"}, {"start": 7273.62, "end": 7275.12, "text": " It's actually Su-7."}, {"start": 7276.56, "end": 7277.84, "text": " Yeah, I mean..."}, {"start": 7278.74, "end": 7281.24, "text": " Jack Black is- as the tarnished one."}, {"start": 7281.42, "end": 7288.42, "text": " Sure. I think Jack Black should be the star of every movie. I don't know."}, {"start": 7288.42, "end": 7293.42, "text": " Your cry killed my right-side headphone, fuck you."}, {"start": 7293.42, "end": 7300.42, "text": " Owned?"}, {"start": 7300.42, "end": 7305.42, "text": " Gilbert Gottfried is pot guy? Dude."}, {"start": 7305.42, "end": 7307.42, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 7308.0, "end": 7310.0, "text": " Who's Dwayne The Rock Johnson play?"}, {"start": 7310.0, "end": 7312.0, "text": " We can get eyes on the building from here."}, {"start": 7312.0, "end": 7314.5, "text": " That wolf guy, you know talking about the big one?"}, {"start": 7321.28, "end": 7321.78, "text": " Blade."}, {"start": 7330.78, "end": 7331.78, "text": " Who plays Foot Girl?"}, {"start": 7332.52, "end": 7333.88, "text": " You mean Ronnie?"}, {"start": 7333.88, "end": 7345.92, "text": " The best character Stone Cold Steve Austin's patches"}, {"start": 7363.88, "end": 7372.4800000000005, "text": " Who's your casting for a Deadlock movie?"}, {"start": 7372.4800000000005, "end": 7381.76, "text": " I feel like Deadlock has good potential for a good, like, animated movie."}, {"start": 7381.76, "end": 7389.08, "text": " I feel like you make that about the Baxter society."}, {"start": 7389.08, "end": 7396.5599999999995, "text": " And I think Shiv's got to be the main character, boys, thoughts."}, {"start": 7396.5599999999995, "end": 7403.2, "text": " Doo-doo-doo."}, {"start": 7403.2, "end": 7406.68, "text": " It's not the Lash."}, {"start": 7406.68, "end": 7410.2, "text": " Pretending the deadlock is cool."}, {"start": 7410.2, "end": 7412.2, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7412.2, "end": 7414.2, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7414.2, "end": 7416.2, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7416.2, "end": 7418.2, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7418.2, "end": 7423.2, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 7423.2, "end": 7438.2, "text": " Hmm, something doesn't seem right."}, {"start": 7438.2, "end": 7451.92, "text": " Hmm good fight good fight"}, {"start": 7451.92, "end": 7458.92, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 7458.92, "end": 7474.32, "text": " Shiv, main character, shows what he was doing before he joined the Baxter Society."}, {"start": 7474.32, "end": 7479.12, "text": " Buddy cop movie with Grey Talon, dude, kinda, except he's kinda like his apprentice."}, {"start": 7479.12, "end": 7480.12, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 7482.12, "end": 7483.12, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 7483.12, "end": 7486.12, "text": " It leads up to the first ritual, dude."}, {"start": 7486.12, "end": 7487.12, "text": " Holy fuck, dude."}, {"start": 7487.12, "end": 7489.12, "text": " Oh my god, it would be awesome, dude."}, {"start": 7503.12, "end": 7504.12, "text": " Meow, meow."}, {"start": 7505.12, "end": 7507.12, "text": " Jack Black is shit."}, {"start": 7507.12, "end": 7510.28, "text": " I don't know, I don't know who would be shit, dude."}, {"start": 7511.28, "end": 7512.72, "text": " Damon, Charlie, for some..."}, {"start": 7517.04, "end": 7520.88, "text": " Jack Black is Abrams, let's see what this dick can do."}, {"start": 7523.5199999999995, "end": 7524.96, "text": " He's gonna play patches?"}, {"start": 7525.28, "end": 7527.36, "text": " Dude, Stone Cold Sea of Austin, man."}, {"start": 7534.08, "end": 7535.04, "text": " Cause he's bald."}, {"start": 7537.12, "end": 7548.12, "text": " guys name in chat is arco tech third leg"}, {"start": 7548.12, "end": 7550.12, "text": " I can't get..."}, {"start": 7553.12, "end": 7555.12, "text": " Ahhhh..."}, {"start": 7558.12, "end": 7561.12, "text": " Holy fuck, that's a good name."}, {"start": 7565.12, "end": 7567.12, "text": " That is a good name, that is a good..."}, {"start": 7569.12, "end": 7571.12, "text": " This is why I love streaming."}, {"start": 7571.12, "end": 7573.12, "text": " What did this guy say?"}, {"start": 7573.12, "end": 7587.84, "text": " Steve tarnished one yet, no."}, {"start": 7587.84, "end": 7596.8, "text": " I think I mistook a comment someone else with what he said, but I saw his name."}, {"start": 7596.8, "end": 7599.84, "text": " Regardless, excellent name."}, {"start": 7599.84, "end": 7606.84, "text": " Which sewer creature should play the Dung Eater?"}, {"start": 7606.84, "end": 7621.84, "text": " Dude don't panic, everything's fine I got it under control."}, {"start": 7621.84, "end": 7630.16, "text": " The Dungier actually was such a cool character in that game."}, {"start": 7630.16, "end": 7639.6, "text": " He's like a weird Elden Ring cryptid."}, {"start": 7639.6, "end": 7643.56, "text": " Like they talk about him in like the intro cutscene and it sounds like they just kind"}, {"start": 7643.56, "end": 7648.6, "text": " of kill him because he's like a really weird like supernaturally powerful guy that like"}, {"start": 7648.6, "end": 7653.160000000001, "text": " lives in their fucking sewers or some shit. I forget why they try to execute him."}, {"start": 7660.84, "end": 7664.52, "text": " Oh yeah, he ruins people's souls permanently. How?"}, {"start": 7664.52, "end": 7680.92, "text": " Does he suck their soul from their butthole or is it?"}, {"start": 7680.92, "end": 7681.92, "text": " He defiles them."}, {"start": 7681.92, "end": 7682.92, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 7682.92, "end": 7696.72, "text": " That is exactly what he does."}, {"start": 7696.72, "end": 7700.16, "text": " Once you're known as the Dung Eater, you gotta be marked for death."}, {"start": 7700.16, "end": 7705.0, "text": " Alright, Elden Ring movie, except it's about the Dung Eater before he becomes the Dung"}, {"start": 7705.0, "end": 7708.92, "text": " there and they explain how to happen. Thoughts?"}, {"start": 7714.2, "end": 7721.0, "text": " Why does this guy want to curse humanity? Why does he eat poop?"}, {"start": 7725.72, "end": 7734.56, "text": " Jack Black is... Jack Black is Radon, Michael, Sarah, Esmikella. I'm not like a"}, {"start": 7734.56, "end": 7738.56, "text": " I think a big Michael Sarah fan. I think that's kind of what he goes for, though."}, {"start": 7747.56, "end": 7749.56, "text": " I think that's like kind of a shtick."}, {"start": 7756.56, "end": 7758.56, "text": " You don't know what the fuck the Elden Ring is?"}, {"start": 7761.56, "end": 7763.56, "text": " It's like this thing."}, {"start": 7764.56, "end": 7782.320000000001, "text": " An old ring, but not the oldest one."}, {"start": 7782.320000000001, "end": 7786.64, "text": " I mean, you got to appreciate..."}, {"start": 7786.64, "end": 7793.200000000001, "text": " Where's this plate?"}, {"start": 7793.2, "end": 7800.2, "text": " Shuriko Dama explains why the Dung Eater is bad."}, {"start": 7806.679999999999, "end": 7813.679999999999, "text": " Shuriko Dees."}, {"start": 7823.2, "end": 7836.92, "text": " Well, you just got on, bitch."}, {"start": 7836.92, "end": 7841.44, "text": " The headless and Sekiro would steal your ass, Pearl."}, {"start": 7841.44, "end": 7852.2, "text": " Dude, Japanese myth's so silly, dude."}, {"start": 7852.2, "end": 7854.2, "text": " What would God say to herself?"}, {"start": 7855.8, "end": 7859.32, "text": " American myths are like all bunion."}, {"start": 7861.32, "end": 7863.32, "text": " He had a big blue ox."}, {"start": 7864.92, "end": 7872.679999999999, "text": " Japanese myths be like, yeah, this guy sucks your soul out of your asshole dude, and you die, and you can't go to have it anymore."}, {"start": 7882.2, "end": 7887.2, "text": " John Henry, he works really hard."}, {"start": 7887.2, "end": 7894.2, "text": " Motherfucker did a whole railroad, dude."}, {"start": 7894.2, "end": 7895.2, "text": " Himself."}, {"start": 7895.2, "end": 7900.2, "text": " Yeah, and then he died, but..."}, {"start": 7900.2, "end": 7902.8, "text": " That's like a commentary on capitalism, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 7912.16, "end": 7913.12, "text": " He died?"}, {"start": 7913.32, "end": 7914.8, "text": " I'm pretty sure he didn't exist."}, {"start": 7918.16, "end": 7919.679999999999, "text": " Hey sup, man, thanks for 7th."}, {"start": 7921.76, "end": 7922.5599999999995, "text": " Hey, sup."}, {"start": 7922.56, "end": 7934.56, "text": " Commentary being replaced by machines, like what's happening now."}, {"start": 7934.56, "end": 7950.76, "text": " Dude, just make yourself indispensable, guys."}, {"start": 7950.76, "end": 7957.76, "text": " It's that easy."}, {"start": 7957.76, "end": 7964.76, "text": " Defining."}, {"start": 7964.76, "end": 7975.76, "text": " Leave. Walk."}, {"start": 7975.76, "end": 7991.72, "text": " So when you get home and hold the world hostage do not do that you could do that though, but"}, {"start": 7991.72, "end": 8002.6, "text": " I would not recommend doing that."}, {"start": 8002.6, "end": 8005.0, "text": " This mod disables the phones I'm calling it."}, {"start": 8005.0, "end": 8010.92, "text": " No, like the phones are like an environmental hazard, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 8010.92, "end": 8016.320000000001, "text": " Like disabling it would make it easier."}, {"start": 8016.320000000001, "end": 8017.320000000001, "text": " So I wouldn't."}, {"start": 8017.320000000001, "end": 8023.6, "text": " I don't think they're particularly that annoying anyway."}, {"start": 8023.6, "end": 8024.6, "text": " Worth them."}, {"start": 8024.6, "end": 8034.8, "text": " Oh, let's get some full ammo in this bitch."}, {"start": 8034.8, "end": 8036.8, "text": " Oh my god, there's like four guys."}, {"start": 8036.8, "end": 8041.8, "text": " Get out of here, you son of a..."}, {"start": 8041.8, "end": 8052.8, "text": " We should have waited like two seconds to flash through the bottom."}, {"start": 8082.8, "end": 8086.88, "text": " you've been to beating this? I got to the final room. I just shot the guy that had the bomb."}, {"start": 8088.4800000000005, "end": 8091.2, "text": " Big mistake. He blows the place up."}, {"start": 8103.04, "end": 8108.4800000000005, "text": " My logic was, oh, you know, if I shoot this guy, he can't press the switch to blow the place up."}, {"start": 8108.4800000000005, "end": 8113.76, "text": " Surprise, here's the dead man switch and the bomb goes off anyway, okay?"}, {"start": 8120.56, "end": 8122.56, "text": " Yeah, I was super worried that he was gonna"}, {"start": 8125.000000000001, "end": 8129.76, "text": " You know why I was trying to clear out the rest of the the room of the actual people with assault rifles and shit"}, {"start": 8130.000000000001, "end": 8135.02, "text": " That he was gonna shoot me in the back with like a pistol or some shit because he doesn't visibly look like he's holding a gun"}, {"start": 8135.02, "end": 8140.38, "text": " but as you know that does not necessarily matter for some of the NPCs in this game so"}, {"start": 8140.9400000000005, "end": 8145.18, "text": " I was like I was just going to kill this guy and as soon as you kill him the bomb is up"}, {"start": 8148.9400000000005, "end": 8154.540000000001, "text": " stay here stay calm you literally said I can't kill this guy right before entering the room"}, {"start": 8154.54, "end": 8157.54, "text": " We have a civilian in our custody."}, {"start": 8162.54, "end": 8164.54, "text": " Yeah, maybe I did."}, {"start": 8178.54, "end": 8180.54, "text": " I think he's gonna be okay."}, {"start": 8184.54, "end": 8191.54, "text": " Mike of that name, thanks for something."}, {"start": 8191.54, "end": 8204.54, "text": " Anyway, I'm in a snap judgment call to kill the guy, and then I lost, so that was cool."}, {"start": 8204.54, "end": 8209.54, "text": " That was like 400 attempts ago."}, {"start": 8209.54, "end": 8213.54, "text": " I've never been the same."}, {"start": 8213.54, "end": 8216.92, "text": " I don't think there's something permission to shower tonight"}, {"start": 8223.380000000001, "end": 8228.980000000001, "text": " Today is the day we're smelling like lead and body odor"}, {"start": 8234.1, "end": 8239.42, "text": " Not much we could do I mean there is something we could have done but like I would just rather start over that"}, {"start": 8239.42, "end": 8242.660000000002, "text": " I have to worry about them roaming around the fucking first floor dude. I'm gonna be honest"}, {"start": 8243.54, "end": 8249.820000000002, "text": " Do you get in a way, fuck you?"}, {"start": 8249.820000000002, "end": 8254.460000000001, "text": " I swear every guy I ever bought weed from growing up always has to be out dude."}, {"start": 8254.460000000001, "end": 8255.460000000001, "text": " What's up with that?"}, {"start": 8255.460000000001, "end": 8256.460000000001, "text": " What's up with that dude?"}, {"start": 8256.460000000001, "end": 8257.460000000001, "text": " You guys weed smokers?"}, {"start": 8257.460000000001, "end": 8272.140000000001, "text": " You guys put the odor on or what?"}, {"start": 8272.14, "end": 8274.08, "text": " That's the smell of money, Big M."}, {"start": 8274.08, "end": 8275.199999999999, "text": " What, armpit?"}, {"start": 8276.24, "end": 8277.64, "text": " Armpits do not smell like money."}, {"start": 8277.64, "end": 8279.439999999999, "text": " Oh, wait a minute, money does not smell like armpits."}, {"start": 8279.439999999999, "end": 8280.4, "text": " Oh, maybe, actually."}, {"start": 8282.96, "end": 8285.96, "text": " How did they leave the CCTV unattended?"}, {"start": 8285.96, "end": 8287.68, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 8287.68, "end": 8289.359999999999, "text": " The system's still running."}, {"start": 8289.359999999999, "end": 8290.88, "text": " You know what I'm left it on?"}, {"start": 8290.88, "end": 8293.359999999999, "text": " Or someone turned it back on to monitor us."}, {"start": 8293.359999999999, "end": 8298.119999999999, "text": " You know, it's kind of crazy that in the big 2026,"}, {"start": 8298.119999999999, "end": 8300.439999999999, "text": " we still use like a physical currency,"}, {"start": 8300.439999999999, "end": 8301.76, "text": " you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 8301.76, "end": 8308.04, "text": " I'm not advocating for not having like a physical currency, but like"}, {"start": 8310.64, "end": 8316.4, "text": " Growing up, and I mean I've had my friends say it too, but you know like oh you shouldn't"}, {"start": 8317.12, "end": 8322.24, "text": " You should wash your hands after you handle money and stuff like that. It's like an inherently disgusting thing"}, {"start": 8327.44, "end": 8329.44, "text": " Anyway, I say all of this because"}, {"start": 8329.44, "end": 8335.980000000001, "text": " Do you think there's just people who like deliberately do disgusting things to dollar"}, {"start": 8335.980000000001, "end": 8338.04, "text": " bills and shit?"}, {"start": 8338.04, "end": 8339.04, "text": " Just for the fuck of it?"}, {"start": 8339.04, "end": 8345.68, "text": " Like, you think there's people who are like, they get paid and they're like, yeah, I think"}, {"start": 8345.68, "end": 8354.08, "text": " I'm gonna wipe my ass with these cuffs of money that I made this week?"}, {"start": 8354.08, "end": 8357.720000000001, "text": " Just for fun."}, {"start": 8357.72, "end": 8375.24, "text": " heard of a gooch penny no Google ass pennies like there's gonna be like someone who's like"}, {"start": 8375.24, "end": 8386.06, "text": " obsessed with me like yeah I'm gonna put I'm gonna put all of this money in my ass just"}, {"start": 8386.06, "end": 8406.06, "text": " got paid. It's going in the duker, dude. Hi. I'm going to kill you. Surprise."}, {"start": 8416.06, "end": 8423.06, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8423.06, "end": 8428.06, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8428.06, "end": 8433.06, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 8433.06, "end": 8438.06, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8438.06, "end": 8441.06, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 8441.06, "end": 8454.66, "text": " Anyway, I think it's a conspiracy, alright."}, {"start": 8454.66, "end": 8462.22, "text": " Alright, we talked about, uh, like railings and stuff, like in staircases and stairwells"}, {"start": 8462.22, "end": 8466.539999999999, "text": " and stuff, like, you always hear like, oh, don't touch those, they're gross, you know"}, {"start": 8466.54, "end": 8471.02, "text": " But I don't think I think most people don't touch them for that reason"}, {"start": 8474.18, "end": 8476.580000000002, "text": " Therefore they must not be that dirty"}, {"start": 8481.5, "end": 8483.5, "text": " You know that mean"}, {"start": 8483.5, "end": 8502.38, "text": " I should yeah railings can get very dirty but how if everyone mutually is like you like"}, {"start": 8502.38, "end": 8511.94, "text": " I shouldn't touch that it's gross."}, {"start": 8511.94, "end": 8514.300000000001, "text": " Don't give a fuck. Yeah kids are gross, man"}, {"start": 8516.140000000001, "end": 8520.82, "text": " Remember when I got sick last year and I had like the I was like perpetually hacking stuff up"}, {"start": 8526.9, "end": 8528.9, "text": " That's not because I go outside"}, {"start": 8534.460000000001, "end": 8537.140000000001, "text": " Lots of people don't wash their hands after shooting in public bathrooms"}, {"start": 8541.94, "end": 8546.26, "text": " Who here shits in public bathrooms?"}, {"start": 8552.1, "end": 8560.66, "text": " But me I have IBS. Why not like wear diapers of them? Is it worth the the"}, {"start": 8560.66, "end": 8576.16, "text": " the chlamydia risk. It's not fucking fetish man, it's a solution. That guy shits a lot,"}, {"start": 8576.16, "end": 8580.16, "text": " put a diaper on, so now I have to sit on the chlamydia toilet. I feel like that is better"}, {"start": 8580.16, "end": 8595.56, "text": " than getting chlamydia. Wait, why was this door open? Oh, I never closed it. Big,"}, {"start": 8595.56, "end": 8609.08, "text": " I think I heard a guy behind me."}, {"start": 8609.08, "end": 8621.0, "text": " Surely he wouldn't come in here."}, {"start": 8621.0, "end": 8644.16, "text": " Okay, I warned him."}, {"start": 8644.16, "end": 8645.16, "text": " Not ROE violation."}, {"start": 8645.16, "end": 8648.76, "text": " Yeah, after you fight enough people, it just like stops happening."}, {"start": 8648.76, "end": 8650.36, "text": " So you can just execute those guys."}, {"start": 8653.56, "end": 8656.66, "text": " That's when people yell at their pets like their children that understand them."}, {"start": 8661.66, "end": 8663.76, "text": " I mean, I personally don't do that."}, {"start": 8669.66, "end": 8671.56, "text": " I think that animals understand tone."}, {"start": 8672.960000000001, "end": 8674.06, "text": " I mean, you can get like a..."}, {"start": 8674.06, "end": 8680.66, "text": " See, the thing about animals is that you can just RNG like a legitimately stupid cat or a dog, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 8681.779999999999, "end": 8685.48, "text": " So not even like tone will help sometimes with these dumb motherfuckers."}, {"start": 8688.82, "end": 8690.82, "text": " But if you have like a..."}, {"start": 8694.26, "end": 8699.82, "text": " There's like different levels of cognition, you know what I mean? If you have a cognizant animal..."}, {"start": 8699.82, "end": 8707.82, "text": " Then Tone helps."}, {"start": 8707.82, "end": 8720.5, "text": " I think I read somewhere the cats can get embarrassed."}, {"start": 8720.5, "end": 8721.98, "text": " And I know Dog Scan."}, {"start": 8721.98, "end": 8727.46, "text": " I think it's free up depends on how smart they are though."}, {"start": 8727.460000000001, "end": 8736.76, "text": " Like some animals actually have such a small brain that they're perpetually just like"}, {"start": 8736.76, "end": 8740.960000000001, "text": " like a rimworld pond with like a dementia, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 8740.960000000001, "end": 8751.960000000001, "text": " They just kind of wander around and exist."}, {"start": 8751.960000000001, "end": 8753.960000000001, "text": " mew mew mew mew"}, {"start": 8753.960000000001, "end": 8755.960000000001, "text": " Probably feels so good"}, {"start": 8758.04, "end": 8760.04, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 8765.36, "end": 8768.84, "text": " Tweet that says white people will say their cat has anxiety"}, {"start": 8771.68, "end": 8778.84, "text": " They can dude they can there are there are anxious animals what the fuck that's not even like an own dude"}, {"start": 8781.960000000001, "end": 8797.560000000001, "text": " I mean, look, I enjoy the white people owns as much as the next guy, okay?"}, {"start": 8797.560000000001, "end": 8798.560000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8798.560000000001, "end": 8804.6, "text": " Like, we went over popular white guy phrases like, listen here, buster and stuff like that,"}, {"start": 8804.6, "end": 8810.36, "text": " like, your ass is grass and I got the lawn mower."}, {"start": 8810.36, "end": 8817.560000000001, "text": " And sometimes people will be trying a little too hard to dunk on the whites."}, {"start": 8817.560000000001, "end": 8824.6, "text": " Say it like, white people will be like, my cat has anxiety, yeah, motherfucker, how many"}, {"start": 8824.6, "end": 8826.28, "text": " animals have you known in your life?"}, {"start": 8826.28, "end": 8829.2, "text": " Yes, man, they do have that."}, {"start": 8829.2, "end": 8831.0, "text": " They do have that."}, {"start": 8831.0, "end": 8834.2, "text": " They're trying a little too hard there, buddy."}, {"start": 8834.2, "end": 8836.32, "text": " Like, I'll accept."}, {"start": 8836.32, "end": 8838.44, "text": " Fuck, man."}, {"start": 8839.32, "end": 8841.52, "text": " Fuck man. Oh, oh god"}, {"start": 8849.880000000001, "end": 8852.32, "text": " You're up for the rally starts"}, {"start": 8854.36, "end": 8858.08, "text": " If you guys know I love dunking on white people as much the next guy"}, {"start": 8861.08, "end": 8863.08, "text": " Alrighty"}, {"start": 8863.08, "end": 8869.76, "text": " I've just known some like really nervous animals"}, {"start": 8876.76, "end": 8878.76, "text": " Was happening oh"}, {"start": 8887.08, "end": 8889.08, "text": " Well, we should lock the guy in there"}, {"start": 8893.08, "end": 8901.48, "text": " I think if you're not aware that an animal can be nervous or like is nervous around you"}, {"start": 8901.48, "end": 8909.08, "text": " like I just refuse to believe like if you that's like a common like at least an American"}, {"start": 8909.08, "end": 8913.6, "text": " experience right like you've been over to someone's house who has like a cat that just"}, {"start": 8913.6, "end": 8917.88, "text": " straight up will not show itself or you've seen like those tiny little dogs that like"}, {"start": 8917.880000000001, "end": 8921.820000000002, "text": " shake and tremble when they experience like a new stimuli and stuff like that."}, {"start": 8922.380000000001, "end": 8923.460000000001, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 8923.460000000001, "end": 8925.820000000002, "text": " If you're not able to discern that that's happening,"}, {"start": 8925.820000000002, "end": 8927.920000000002, "text": " it's just because you're a psychopath, I think."}, {"start": 8930.960000000001, "end": 8931.960000000001, "text": " You're a psychopath."}, {"start": 8938.2, "end": 8940.7, "text": " Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me."}, {"start": 8943.84, "end": 8946.640000000001, "text": " Um, that was supposed to be both doors."}, {"start": 8947.880000000001, "end": 8958.640000000001, "text": " So people can't read people's emotions, let alone animals?"}, {"start": 8958.640000000001, "end": 8961.04, "text": " I think, uh, I think..."}, {"start": 8961.04, "end": 8968.2, "text": " I think unfortunately a lot of people own pets that like probably shouldn't."}, {"start": 8968.2, "end": 8976.28, "text": " It's the same with like having kids and shit too, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 8976.28, "end": 8978.28, "text": " and unfortunate reality."}, {"start": 8983.28, "end": 8985.28, "text": " Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."}, {"start": 8989.28, "end": 8991.28, "text": " My feet are so cold."}, {"start": 8992.28, "end": 8994.28, "text": " Wait, we gotta double check the store."}, {"start": 8994.28, "end": 9012.400000000001, "text": " all right right here right here"}, {"start": 9024.28, "end": 9027.0, "text": " Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo."}, {"start": 9028.84, "end": 9031.800000000001, "text": " Um, I don't freaking see anyone. This might be a shadow, I don't know."}, {"start": 9043.02, "end": 9049.640000000001, "text": " It's called Gout. What, the fact that my feet are cold? I mean, I got my AC running at like 59 degrees Fahrenheit right now."}, {"start": 9051.04, "end": 9053.04, "text": " And I got no socks on."}, {"start": 9054.28, "end": 9061.28, "text": " Good temp. Amen."}, {"start": 9061.28, "end": 9070.28, "text": " 39 is insane. I was actually bragging a little bit. It's only 60, guys."}, {"start": 9070.28, "end": 9074.28, "text": " I was trying to see if it was cooler than I actually am."}, {"start": 9074.28, "end": 9082.28, "text": " I can't even feel my hands."}, {"start": 9082.28, "end": 9089.68, "text": " Good luck to all my British viewers this summer, by the way."}, {"start": 9089.68, "end": 9091.400000000001, "text": " Not looking so good."}, {"start": 9091.400000000001, "end": 9094.28, "text": " Not looking so good."}, {"start": 9094.28, "end": 9098.28, "text": " Cheers, mate!"}, {"start": 9098.28, "end": 9101.28, "text": " Hey, cheers."}, {"start": 9101.28, "end": 9102.28, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 9102.28, "end": 9105.28, "text": " Hey, cheers."}, {"start": 9107.28, "end": 9108.28, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 9108.28, "end": 9112.28, "text": " Oh, that's a, that's a central cooling joke."}, {"start": 9114.28, "end": 9115.28, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 9115.28, "end": 9117.28, "text": " I think we got a cabinet man."}, {"start": 9122.28, "end": 9123.28, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 9124.28, "end": 9131.28, "text": " If there's a, if there's a luxury I take advantage of, it's definitely cooling."}, {"start": 9132.28, "end": 9136.66, "text": " transportation, the internet, god, what else?"}, {"start": 9136.66, "end": 9140.900000000001, "text": " refrigeration, pretty much everything, pretty much everything"}, {"start": 9144.900000000001, "end": 9146.400000000001, "text": " do you have AC in Washington?"}, {"start": 9147.900000000001, "end": 9151.1, "text": " I had to buy a portable air-conditioning unit"}, {"start": 9151.1, "end": 9153.66, "text": " a lot of people do AC in Washington, I have to do that"}, {"start": 9158.66, "end": 9161.380000000001, "text": " where the fuck did you come from?"}, {"start": 9162.28, "end": 9164.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9170.08, "end": 9172.08, "text": " Go"}, {"start": 9174.84, "end": 9176.84, "text": " This guy's dead as fuck"}, {"start": 9184.24, "end": 9186.58, "text": " We're gonna be both crumb was he in the stairwell"}, {"start": 9192.28, "end": 9195.28, "text": " Don't shoot me in the back."}, {"start": 9195.28, "end": 9198.28, "text": " Oh my god, maybe you came from there?"}, {"start": 9207.28, "end": 9209.28, "text": " That was close."}, {"start": 9214.28, "end": 9216.28, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9222.28, "end": 9232.560000000001, "text": " coffee taken for granted yeah you're right everything's taken for granted and"}, {"start": 9232.560000000001, "end": 9239.08, "text": " that's why I'm gonna become a Mennonite fuck you guys I'm about to go beat up"}, {"start": 9239.08, "end": 9242.560000000001, "text": " people who use electric drills"}, {"start": 9242.56, "end": 9247.56, "text": " Me and the boys."}, {"start": 9247.56, "end": 9251.08, "text": " Oi oi."}, {"start": 9251.08, "end": 9264.0, "text": " Watch that a fucking jackhammer might not on this block."}, {"start": 9264.0, "end": 9267.279999999999, "text": " Me and Abraham and Ezekiel fucking this dude up."}, {"start": 9267.28, "end": 9272.28, "text": " We're just trying to get rid of a pothole in the middle of the city, right?"}, {"start": 9272.28, "end": 9275.28, "text": " Ohhhh..."}, {"start": 9282.28, "end": 9285.28, "text": " Just straight fucking up!"}, {"start": 9285.28, "end": 9291.28, "text": " Mennonites use electric drills if they have to, the Amish don't."}, {"start": 9291.28, "end": 9292.28, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 9292.28, "end": 9296.28, "text": " Isn't that, like, antithetical to literally, like, the purpose of, like..."}, {"start": 9296.28, "end": 9301.74, "text": " menonites existing is like not using power tools I like I feel like like where is"}, {"start": 9301.74, "end": 9309.720000000001, "text": " there a situation where they would have to use no that's the homage no dude"}, {"start": 9309.720000000001, "end": 9317.04, "text": " literally being a menonite is like no you get how much are like more extreme"}, {"start": 9317.04, "end": 9321.480000000001, "text": " menonites like men and I just like yeah we believe in the power of like you know"}, {"start": 9321.48, "end": 9326.72, "text": " manual labor and the value of manual labor and stuff like that men and I'd"}, {"start": 9326.72, "end": 9334.48, "text": " drive cars my dumb you guys are tilting me about these fucking men and I'd spend"}, {"start": 9334.48, "end": 9339.24, "text": " I could have killed like an easy if I were paid a"}, {"start": 9339.24, "end": 9345.24, "text": " Hold on. Men of Knights."}, {"start": 9345.24, "end": 9351.24, "text": " Known for advocating believers, baptism, pacifism, and social justice."}, {"start": 9351.24, "end": 9356.24, "text": " To embrace plain dress and limited technology,"}, {"start": 9356.24, "end": 9363.24, "text": " they emphasize a simple service-oriented life and community."}, {"start": 9363.24, "end": 9367.24, "text": " Why am I reading the AI answer dude? This is so trash."}, {"start": 9367.24, "end": 9373.24, "text": " I'm going to control that electric drill on the uh..."}, {"start": 9373.24, "end": 9381.24, "text": " That was identifying with this group of drive. Automobiles have telephones and use electricity and some may have personal computers."}, {"start": 9381.24, "end": 9387.24, "text": " They also have Sunday school, a whole revival meeting that operate there in Christian school slash parochial schools."}, {"start": 9387.24, "end": 9397.8, "text": " okay so it's just like like a midnight we'll see like oh if you heard about"}, {"start": 9397.8, "end": 9404.18, "text": " Abraham stop using a personal computer oh that's so many nights I wish I were"}, {"start": 9404.18, "end": 9409.26, "text": " that dedicated to my face getting jealous of like men and I turn willing to"}, {"start": 9409.26, "end": 9413.34, "text": " like get rid of more modern technology dude like dude they got the most men and"}, {"start": 9413.34, "end": 9424.7, "text": " Go into church and like try to one up each other on like which moderate"}, {"start": 9424.7, "end": 9439.3, "text": " convenience they got rid of toilets toilets are electric yeah but you could"}, {"start": 9439.300000000001, "end": 9451.26, "text": " make an argument for the process of disposing waste remind me I grew up"}, {"start": 9451.26, "end": 9456.980000000001, "text": " more than fuck you okay that's stolen valor though"}, {"start": 9456.98, "end": 9465.06, "text": " We're talking about we're talking about the omniscient ship, you know, baby"}, {"start": 9470.58, "end": 9472.82, "text": " Thoughts on the onion acquiring infowars"}, {"start": 9475.859999999999, "end": 9477.859999999999, "text": " Uh, I think that's cool"}, {"start": 9477.86, "end": 9507.82, "text": " I got gold, tetrahedra, they're pissing to gold."}, {"start": 9507.82, "end": 9512.119999999999, "text": " meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"}, {"start": 9512.119999999999, "end": 9516.5, "text": " hey I'll have inbreeding with the Mennonite community where I live"}, {"start": 9516.5, "end": 9523.3, "text": " goodness I don't think I killed that guy"}, {"start": 9523.3, "end": 9529.42, "text": " not good"}, {"start": 9529.42, "end": 9535.22, "text": " do not open the door"}, {"start": 9535.22, "end": 9537.22, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 9547.46, "end": 9549.46, "text": " Alert alert"}, {"start": 9551.019999999999, "end": 9554.099999999999, "text": " You have broken the wall long enough"}, {"start": 9558.619999999999, "end": 9560.619999999999, "text": " Okay, I"}, {"start": 9560.62, "end": 9582.140000000001, "text": " I was looking at chat though because normally we do not encounter an enemy there."}, {"start": 9582.140000000001, "end": 9585.26, "text": " I saw group of men and women and raising canes where I see tic-toc on their iPhones."}, {"start": 9585.26, "end": 9587.7, "text": " I live in the Midwest."}, {"start": 9587.7, "end": 9597.820000000002, "text": " you snitch Abraham will not be pleased to know that I would have snitch I'm gonna be honest"}, {"start": 9597.820000000002, "end": 9611.980000000001, "text": " focus and ignore chat if we have an alarm go out it just mixes them up so much that it just"}, {"start": 9611.98, "end": 9615.66, "text": " becomes inconvenient to like clear everything so I'm cool with that either"}, {"start": 9615.66, "end": 9618.1, "text": " would be awesome"}, {"start": 9625.34, "end": 9631.779999999999, "text": " try it B1310 with buckshot that should go through body armor what magically makes"}, {"start": 9631.779999999999, "end": 9636.5, "text": " that go through body armor okay because buckshot from every other shotgun just"}, {"start": 9636.5, "end": 9639.82, "text": " not normally go through body armor"}, {"start": 9641.98, "end": 9645.5, "text": " Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 9647.939999999999, "end": 9650.82, "text": " You ever seen someone smoke weed with a bunch of burning knives?"}, {"start": 9652.939999999999, "end": 9654.939999999999, "text": " Try to run without talking."}, {"start": 9664.14, "end": 9668.82, "text": " You getting a buck shot can one shot our limbs in a head? Yeah, but like"}, {"start": 9671.98, "end": 9676.98, "text": " I feel like I've been conditioned to shoot the header of the chest."}, {"start": 9676.98, "end": 9687.98, "text": " It would be hard to deliberately aim for my limbs."}, {"start": 9687.98, "end": 9690.279999999999, "text": " Hot knives is the wackest way to smoke weed."}, {"start": 9690.279999999999, "end": 9693.98, "text": " It's the closest you can get to substance abuse with weed."}, {"start": 9693.98, "end": 9695.98, "text": " What is Hot Knives?"}, {"start": 9710.98, "end": 9714.98, "text": " Will you just burn the weed with a Hot Knife and inhale the smoke above it?"}, {"start": 9716.98, "end": 9717.98, "text": " So you smoke it."}, {"start": 9723.98, "end": 9730.8, "text": " Except like you're burning metal so like you're inhaling like the metal to the heavy metal. That's awesome"}, {"start": 9735.859999999999, "end": 9739.76, "text": " Reminds me we used to smoke out tin foil highlighters, dude"}, {"start": 9742.0, "end": 9744.0, "text": " It's crackhead ship"}, {"start": 9746.859999999999, "end": 9748.859999999999, "text": " Yeah cans man"}, {"start": 9753.98, "end": 9757.18, "text": " Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, bud"}, {"start": 9761.66, "end": 9763.82, "text": " Intel 6 for sale there's no one here"}, {"start": 9771.06, "end": 9774.26, "text": " You smoke weed out of a cucumber you smoke weed out of anything bro"}, {"start": 9779.24, "end": 9781.24, "text": " Who here did the Bible joint the"}, {"start": 9781.24, "end": 9792.08, "text": " the clock the L classic go me a meal me a meal me a meal me a meal"}, {"start": 9792.08, "end": 9808.96, "text": " this on me I should sucked you're all reprobates and waste oids whoa me fuck"}, {"start": 9808.960000000001, "end": 9810.960000000001, "text": " Fuck God."}, {"start": 9813.080000000002, "end": 9815.080000000002, "text": " Put it on a statue, dude."}, {"start": 9816.92, "end": 9819.720000000001, "text": " Just engraving that chatter's name in chatcom up."}, {"start": 9820.640000000001, "end": 9823.880000000001, "text": " It just says me. Fuck God. No punctuation."}, {"start": 9824.880000000001, "end": 9826.880000000001, "text": " No context."}, {"start": 9834.720000000001, "end": 9836.720000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9838.960000000001, "end": 9852.28, "text": " I think we're gonna do it."}, {"start": 9852.28, "end": 9856.160000000002, "text": " Take that air."}, {"start": 9856.160000000002, "end": 9857.160000000002, "text": " You can't see why not."}, {"start": 9857.160000000002, "end": 9858.160000000002, "text": " Wait really?"}, {"start": 9858.16, "end": 9860.16, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 9873.08, "end": 9875.56, "text": " Those are feet. There's some tapping."}, {"start": 9882.96, "end": 9885.36, "text": " All right, no one peek from the other side."}, {"start": 9888.16, "end": 9890.16, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9918.16, "end": 9944.16, "text": " I don't know where this other dude is."}, {"start": 9944.16, "end": 9972.88, "text": " All right, we're gonna aim right here."}, {"start": 9972.880000000001, "end": 9983.660000000002, "text": " 50 yards, we have to aim below the dot."}, {"start": 9983.660000000002, "end": 9986.160000000002, "text": " And you can't zero."}, {"start": 9986.160000000002, "end": 9990.28, "text": " Put a suppressor on that gun."}, {"start": 9990.28, "end": 9994.28, "text": " I think I've determined that suppressors actually don't really do shit in this game."}, {"start": 9994.28, "end": 10008.2, "text": " just a matter of sound. So we're going over the slag route and we're using the cool cannon gun."}, {"start": 10008.2, "end": 10010.2, "text": " And he goes, blam!"}, {"start": 10012.400000000001, "end": 10014.400000000001, "text": " Just, phew!"}, {"start": 10020.400000000001, "end": 10022.400000000001, "text": " We're on irons, you coward!"}, {"start": 10023.800000000001, "end": 10029.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, I bet the irons on this are actually kind of good. We could be a bit. Bugger, dude. What else are we doing winning?"}, {"start": 10030.880000000001, "end": 10032.880000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10032.880000000001, "end": 10045.84, "text": " We are not doing that."}, {"start": 10045.84, "end": 10047.44, "text": " So breasts are still loud?"}, {"start": 10047.44, "end": 10053.080000000002, "text": " Yeah, but like, would you be able to hear it through two rooms over?"}, {"start": 10053.080000000002, "end": 10054.080000000002, "text": " Down to..."}, {"start": 10054.080000000002, "end": 10055.080000000002, "text": " Oh, fuck no!"}, {"start": 10055.080000000002, "end": 10060.080000000002, "text": " Turn around and don't get up."}, {"start": 10060.08, "end": 10067.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10067.08, "end": 10080.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10080.08, "end": 10082.24, "text": " No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 10082.24, "end": 10084.12, "text": " That's too much of a walk."}, {"start": 10084.12, "end": 10085.12, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 10085.12, "end": 10095.06, "text": " He's never heard of a game called Slitherhead."}, {"start": 10095.06, "end": 10099.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10099.24, "end": 10105.06, "text": " Oh, not Shitterhead."}, {"start": 10105.06, "end": 10107.039999999999, "text": " It was bad."}, {"start": 10107.039999999999, "end": 10108.28, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 10108.28, "end": 10117.28, "text": " Elaborate chatter."}, {"start": 10117.28, "end": 10121.320000000002, "text": " It's Jank."}, {"start": 10121.320000000002, "end": 10122.320000000002, "text": " No you."}, {"start": 10122.320000000002, "end": 10131.36, "text": " Now watch the Grimbeard video on it."}, {"start": 10131.36, "end": 10132.36, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 10132.36, "end": 10133.36, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 10133.36, "end": 10136.36, "text": " It was very good."}, {"start": 10136.36, "end": 10143.36, "text": " Yop, yop, yop."}, {"start": 10143.36, "end": 10146.960000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 10146.960000000001, "end": 10153.960000000001, "text": " I forgot to grab the key card!"}, {"start": 10153.960000000001, "end": 10161.16, "text": " Hopefully, there's one on the projector."}, {"start": 10161.16, "end": 10164.76, "text": " I gotta piss so bad."}, {"start": 10164.76, "end": 10166.76, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10168.76, "end": 10172.76, "text": " You watch the video on why it's root to suck it? Wow."}, {"start": 10176.76, "end": 10177.76, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10178.76, "end": 10180.76, "text": " Why is it though?"}, {"start": 10180.76, "end": 10195.76, "text": " We're good. We're good. We're good. No panic."}, {"start": 10195.76, "end": 10214.76, "text": " pain yell why is the Ruge of Suck a Wow give me give me the TLDR it's a witty"}, {"start": 10214.76, "end": 10218.12, "text": " title morby documentary about the history of min-max in the fun out of the"}, {"start": 10218.12, "end": 10225.72, "text": " game I think I think gamers in general are just kind of like min-max by nature"}, {"start": 10225.72, "end": 10231.619999999999, "text": " sure. I think the crux of the issue, and I know you guys are probably going to disagree"}, {"start": 10231.619999999999, "end": 10235.72, "text": " with me, okay, is that a lot of people feel like their time is worth more than it actually"}, {"start": 10235.72, "end": 10242.24, "text": " is. And they handle the guilt of wasting their time playing video games by demanding that"}, {"start": 10242.24, "end": 10249.039999999999, "text": " their time be respected. So we, so we, as a result, you know, you're looking up guys"}, {"start": 10249.04, "end": 10258.720000000001, "text": " like min-max your time in ship which you know if that's what you want to do do it"}, {"start": 10258.720000000001, "end": 10264.0, "text": " I guess I guess that's how you feel about"}, {"start": 10264.0, "end": 10267.0, "text": " We have a civilian in custody."}, {"start": 10275.5, "end": 10279.0, "text": " I'm not saying there's one particular way you should do it."}, {"start": 10279.0, "end": 10285.0, "text": " I will say, I've found that I have more fun playing games when I don't look up guides,"}, {"start": 10285.0, "end": 10291.0, "text": " when I don't look up walkthroughs, when I'm proceeding at my own pace,"}, {"start": 10291.0, "end": 10294.36, "text": " even in like a multiplayer setting, like an MMO setting."}, {"start": 10298.04, "end": 10303.88, "text": " So by trying to make a mo-set of your time, by looking up these guides and min-maxing your"}, {"start": 10303.88, "end": 10308.68, "text": " playtime and stuff like that, you actually kind of like come away from the experience of like a"}, {"start": 10308.68, "end": 10316.12, "text": " hobby that you used to enjoy as a kid, feeling kind of empty because you kind of suck the soul"}, {"start": 10316.12, "end": 10319.4, "text": " out of it, like that one Japanese mythos that sucks the ass-pearl out of people."}, {"start": 10321.0, "end": 10330.52, "text": " What the- he was not looking over here!"}, {"start": 10330.52, "end": 10331.52, "text": " You play a game?"}, {"start": 10331.52, "end": 10332.52, "text": " A video game?"}, {"start": 10332.52, "end": 10333.52, "text": " 16 hours a day?"}, {"start": 10333.52, "end": 10334.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10334.52, "end": 10337.84, "text": " Yeah, I do- I do it a lot, okay?"}, {"start": 10337.84, "end": 10346.36, "text": " And the fact that I still enjoy them..."}, {"start": 10346.36, "end": 10347.36, "text": " Should be pretty telling."}, {"start": 10347.36, "end": 10349.36, "text": " Honestly, it makes me an expert in the field."}, {"start": 10349.36, "end": 10356.36, "text": " There's a person in here."}, {"start": 10356.36, "end": 10367.560000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, that's what I always recommend."}, {"start": 10367.560000000001, "end": 10371.960000000001, "text": " You deal with content creators and people that you know are like normal ass people that"}, {"start": 10371.960000000001, "end": 10376.52, "text": " probably don't type in Twitch assets shit who are like, dude, I just don't have fun on"}, {"start": 10376.52, "end": 10378.52, "text": " the game as much anymore, dude."}, {"start": 10378.52, "end": 10382.52, "text": " I don't have as much fun on the games, dude, but like..."}, {"start": 10385.02, "end": 10388.02, "text": " You know, they're booting up the latest Call of Duty, which in..."}, {"start": 10390.52, "end": 10393.02, "text": " It's not inherently unfun."}, {"start": 10393.02, "end": 10397.02, "text": " Right, but they're looking up, what's the best gun meto build that I can run?"}, {"start": 10397.02, "end": 10398.02, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 10399.02, "end": 10403.02, "text": " They're seeing people in the lobby that have like, prestige twice already."}, {"start": 10403.02, "end": 10407.02, "text": " They're like, dude, like, I'm wasting my fucking time, I might even prestige one yet."}, {"start": 10408.52, "end": 10410.92, "text": " It's like a weird mix of like, FOMO plus like..."}, {"start": 10415.08, "end": 10415.58, "text": " ...GIL."}, {"start": 10416.04, "end": 10417.560000000001, "text": " Wasting your time playing a video game."}, {"start": 10419.960000000001, "end": 10420.460000000001, "text": " You're dead."}, {"start": 10432.6, "end": 10434.04, "text": " Can you stop saying you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 10434.04, "end": 10437.24, "text": " I'm now saying it and I don't even speak English IRL."}, {"start": 10438.52, "end": 10448.24, "text": " You feel that TCG's if you play against meta without being meta is just not fun."}, {"start": 10448.24, "end": 10455.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, I think that's a more tough solution because you know a lot of people"}, {"start": 10455.880000000001, "end": 10460.2, "text": " willing to go to like game stores and play like magically gather in person"}, {"start": 10460.2, "end": 10468.2, "text": " These are a lot of times, not every time, genuinely unpleasant people, okay?"}, {"start": 10468.2, "end": 10487.2, "text": " Who will derive the most potent enjoyment from playing like a Mildek against you, or like, you know, playing a blue deck or whatever, or like, you know, playing space marines in 40k against you, like the best, like space marine army or whatever, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 10487.2, "end": 10498.320000000002, "text": " like but that said there are people who feel the way you do and they would"}, {"start": 10498.320000000002, "end": 10504.12, "text": " probably be cool if not like I mean that's kind of like how Magic the"}, {"start": 10504.12, "end": 10510.880000000001, "text": " Gathering evolved over the years is like tournaments would change rulesets to"}, {"start": 10510.880000000001, "end": 10520.12, "text": " ban certain cards and shit because they were too good but I think they stopped"}, {"start": 10520.12, "end": 10522.52, "text": " doing that"}, {"start": 10526.960000000001, "end": 10534.480000000001, "text": " um anyway you just gotta find people to play with dude that's that's what it is"}, {"start": 10534.48, "end": 10543.34, "text": " at the end of the day. I play people who are willing to... who want to have fun in the"}, {"start": 10543.34, "end": 10544.5, "text": " same way."}, {"start": 10544.5, "end": 10560.42, "text": " Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. If I'm in a word salad to get zero information"}, {"start": 10560.42, "end": 10564.02, "text": " across I mean I actually literally just summarized it and it was kind of works out"}, {"start": 10564.02, "end": 10568.88, "text": " because I'm multitasking right now I'm playing a very very distracting game you"}, {"start": 10568.88, "end": 10574.76, "text": " know I'm reading dumbass comments like yours it's just like it can be hard to"}, {"start": 10574.76, "end": 10581.74, "text": " get my point across sometimes right anyway I did give a one sentence TLVR"}, {"start": 10581.74, "end": 10585.3, "text": " about a minute ago"}, {"start": 10585.300000000001, "end": 10587.880000000001, "text": " I even breakfast what I was saying"}, {"start": 10591.060000000001, "end": 10593.060000000001, "text": " With the pack that it was a tail DR"}, {"start": 10594.660000000002, "end": 10597.26, "text": " And you still don't understand what I was trying to say which is pretty funny"}, {"start": 10598.94, "end": 10600.94, "text": " Tell me"}, {"start": 10615.300000000001, "end": 10619.340000000002, "text": " I'm trying to get some people to work with you to try it out, I've got a few people in"}, {"start": 10619.340000000002, "end": 10620.340000000002, "text": " the magic."}, {"start": 10620.340000000002, "end": 10625.380000000001, "text": " So that's the thing though, you're always going to be able to look out for, uh, what's"}, {"start": 10625.380000000001, "end": 10634.720000000001, "text": " a good M name, Manny, Meta-Marty dude, you gotta watch out for Meta-Marty who like comes"}, {"start": 10634.720000000001, "end": 10639.240000000002, "text": " in and then mysteriously they've got every good card in their deck and you're like,"}, {"start": 10639.240000000002, "end": 10640.240000000002, "text": " hmmm."}, {"start": 10640.240000000002, "end": 10645.220000000001, "text": " And he's like, ooh, I just came up with this cool deck guy, I got all these cool cards"}, {"start": 10645.22, "end": 10649.06, "text": " specifically like the count that's required to execute like a very specific"}, {"start": 10649.06, "end": 10651.98, "text": " strategy or whatever"}, {"start": 10659.98, "end": 10667.22, "text": " we call metamarty timmy okay why timmy I think it's me I think the guy from"}, {"start": 10667.22, "end": 10676.34, "text": " way as kids you know. I'm gonna peek using the door."}, {"start": 10681.699999999999, "end": 10686.38, "text": " Timmy is a new player, not a bad old player. Oh."}, {"start": 10688.699999999999, "end": 10694.699999999999, "text": " Timmy is Timmy the PowerGamer even has a card in the MTG set unbloom."}, {"start": 10697.22, "end": 10701.22, "text": " Magic the Gathering but you only use cards from the uh..."}, {"start": 10705.22, "end": 10707.22, "text": " Rick and Morty set."}, {"start": 10716.22, "end": 10720.22, "text": " I play Light Saber that falls to the core of the Earth!"}, {"start": 10720.22, "end": 10722.22, "text": " We have a civilian of customers."}, {"start": 10726.82, "end": 10728.019999999999, "text": " It's just counter spell."}, {"start": 10728.42, "end": 10729.42, "text": " It's just counter spell."}, {"start": 10732.619999999999, "end": 10733.82, "text": " We're gonna have to miss so bad."}, {"start": 10733.82, "end": 10735.22, "text": " It's actually hurting right now."}, {"start": 10743.019999999999, "end": 10743.82, "text": " Honestly,"}, {"start": 10744.22, "end": 10747.019999999999, "text": " I've always been kind of jealous of people who go to game stores and play games."}, {"start": 10747.519999999999, "end": 10748.22, "text": " I don't know why."}, {"start": 10748.519999999999, "end": 10749.22, "text": " I'm jealous."}, {"start": 10750.22, "end": 10760.22, "text": " Get up."}, {"start": 10760.22, "end": 10775.699999999999, "text": " You went to a game store to play games today?"}, {"start": 10775.699999999999, "end": 10776.699999999999, "text": " Nerd!"}, {"start": 10776.7, "end": 10781.7, "text": " If you're allowed to go to a game store and play?"}, {"start": 10781.7, "end": 10784.1, "text": " Okay, let me be clear."}, {"start": 10784.1, "end": 10793.78, "text": " I'd rather play games on my computer."}, {"start": 10793.78, "end": 10800.18, "text": " That's kind of the crux of the issue."}, {"start": 10800.18, "end": 10803.380000000001, "text": " Oh my god, I have to use the bathroom so fucking bad."}, {"start": 10803.380000000001, "end": 10810.380000000001, "text": " It's actually crazy right now."}, {"start": 10810.380000000001, "end": 10813.660000000002, "text": " Probably going to be bothered by a pair of socials at your store."}, {"start": 10813.660000000002, "end": 10817.500000000002, "text": " No one knows who I am."}, {"start": 10817.500000000002, "end": 10828.500000000002, "text": " Oh my god, this is a guy."}, {"start": 10828.5, "end": 10847.46, "text": " No, and fuck you."}, {"start": 10847.46, "end": 10848.86, "text": " If there's a guy right here, we're done."}, {"start": 10848.86, "end": 10850.86, "text": " Because I'm just gonna run."}, {"start": 10850.86, "end": 10856.46, "text": " Dude, I have to piss so bad."}, {"start": 10856.46, "end": 10857.46, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10857.460000000001, "end": 10859.460000000001, "text": " I'm gonna shift position"}, {"start": 10869.34, "end": 10875.240000000002, "text": " Go piss, but I don't want to relax though. What if it's making me a better gamer right now?"}, {"start": 10882.660000000002, "end": 10884.660000000002, "text": " Stop"}, {"start": 10887.460000000001, "end": 10908.460000000001, "text": " that was a myth in the fighting game community"}, {"start": 10908.460000000001, "end": 10910.460000000001, "text": " What? Pismaxing? Yeah."}, {"start": 10923.18, "end": 10924.18, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 10927.980000000001, "end": 10929.480000000001, "text": " I'm hearing some clompin'."}, {"start": 10932.140000000001, "end": 10933.640000000001, "text": " I need to close this door."}, {"start": 10933.64, "end": 10959.0, "text": " I actually have to use the bathroom, I think we gotta..."}, {"start": 10959.0, "end": 10964.0, "text": " Oh, I think I'm just gonna go. I think I'm just gonna go."}, {"start": 10964.0, "end": 10967.0, "text": " Ahhhh, fuck!"}, {"start": 10977.0, "end": 10979.0, "text": " Can I wedge this door? Let's see."}, {"start": 10985.0, "end": 10986.0, "text": " Dub."}, {"start": 10989.0, "end": 10991.0, "text": " Go to the bathroom and look at the shit."}, {"start": 10991.0, "end": 10992.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10992.0, "end": 10993.0, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 10993.0, "end": 10994.0, "text": " The bathroom is shit."}, {"start": 10994.0, "end": 10995.0, "text": " Oh, baby."}, {"start": 10995.0, "end": 10996.0, "text": " Baby, emergency poop."}, {"start": 11001.0, "end": 11002.0, "text": " Go to the bathroom!"}, {"start": 11002.0, "end": 11004.0, "text": " You're shitting yourself!"}, {"start": 11004.0, "end": 11005.0, "text": " Not yet."}, {"start": 11010.0, "end": 11011.0, "text": " Go to the bathroom!"}, {"start": 11011.0, "end": 11012.0, "text": " Not yet."}, {"start": 11012.0, "end": 11013.0, "text": " You're shitting yourself!"}, {"start": 11013.0, "end": 11015.0, "text": " Not yet."}, {"start": 11015.0, "end": 11017.0, "text": " You're shitting yourself!"}, {"start": 11017.0, "end": 11019.0, "text": " He's coming out of your fucking castle!"}, {"start": 11019.0, "end": 11021.0, "text": " Go to the bathroom!"}, {"start": 11021.0, "end": 11022.0, "text": " Not yet, what the heck?"}, {"start": 11022.0, "end": 11023.0, "text": " GO!"}, {"start": 11023.0, "end": 11025.0, "text": " Not yet."}, {"start": 11137.0, "end": 11139.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11139.0, "end": 11166.8, "text": " This is on my cat again guys, it's getting f**ked up."}, {"start": 11169.0, "end": 11175.8, "text": " Oh, fuck, I did it again."}, {"start": 11175.8, "end": 11178.0, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 11178.0, "end": 11185.2, "text": " Retro call, and Andrew thinks he's up it."}, {"start": 11185.2, "end": 11187.28, "text": " These racks are Nintendo to write."}, {"start": 11187.28, "end": 11189.28, "text": " Okay, man."}, {"start": 11189.28, "end": 11195.2, "text": " What's up, Nintendors?"}, {"start": 11195.2, "end": 11201.880000000001, "text": " Today, Masahiro Takeyoshi is going to re-release Mario 64 for $120."}, {"start": 11201.880000000001, "end": 11203.720000000001, "text": " Now you can play it on your modern consoles."}, {"start": 11203.720000000001, "end": 11204.720000000001, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 11204.720000000001, "end": 11209.400000000001, "text": " Here's the goal."}, {"start": 11209.400000000001, "end": 11210.400000000001, "text": " Launch my own server?"}, {"start": 11210.400000000001, "end": 11218.42, "text": " Bro, I've played many hours of GTA role play and let me tell you, I know in my heart of"}, {"start": 11218.42, "end": 11227.54, "text": " heart in my soul of souls that after the debacle the last time we played I have played enough"}, {"start": 11230.1, "end": 11237.38, "text": " I have played enough bros I'll hop on roblox if I want to get my my rock star no pixel experience"}, {"start": 11238.74, "end": 11239.38, "text": " you know what I mean"}, {"start": 11239.380000000001, "end": 11249.84, "text": " That sounds really bad. Sorry, I was talking about the way that they're going to monetize"}, {"start": 11249.84, "end": 11260.18, "text": " the new roleplay servers or whatever through Rockstar."}, {"start": 11260.18, "end": 11268.78, "text": " That's probably what it's gonna be like, right?"}, {"start": 11268.78, "end": 11270.78, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11284.34, "end": 11287.54, "text": " Guys guys, it's really bad right now guys"}, {"start": 11290.980000000001, "end": 11295.02, "text": " Stop oh my god"}, {"start": 11298.78, "end": 11303.78, "text": " I never supported that apartment!"}, {"start": 11303.78, "end": 11306.78, "text": " I gave the kids the song guy!"}, {"start": 11306.78, "end": 11308.78, "text": " He said he needed a place!"}, {"start": 11308.78, "end": 11310.78, "text": " He had money!"}, {"start": 11310.78, "end": 11312.78, "text": " Cock-and-ball torture!"}, {"start": 11312.78, "end": 11314.78, "text": " What was that guy's name?"}, {"start": 11314.78, "end": 11317.78, "text": " I don't know his name. I swear!"}, {"start": 11317.78, "end": 11319.78, "text": " Ah! Ah!"}, {"start": 11322.78, "end": 11324.78, "text": " Who the hell am I?"}, {"start": 11324.78, "end": 11325.78, "text": " Shepard!"}, {"start": 11325.78, "end": 11327.78, "text": " He made me sound like Shepard!"}, {"start": 11327.78, "end": 11329.78, "text": " That's all I know, I swear to you!"}, {"start": 11329.78, "end": 11331.78, "text": " We'll never allow this."}, {"start": 11334.78, "end": 11336.78, "text": " I am the Red Mane, Freya."}, {"start": 11336.78, "end": 11338.78, "text": " The time has come."}, {"start": 11338.78, "end": 11340.78, "text": " I cannot hope for a worthy of fell."}, {"start": 11340.78, "end": 11342.78, "text": " This is our moment."}, {"start": 11342.78, "end": 11344.78, "text": " Let's make it something to remember."}, {"start": 11347.78, "end": 11349.78, "text": " We only need one more."}, {"start": 11349.78, "end": 11351.78, "text": " Oh my god, I'm out."}, {"start": 11357.78, "end": 11362.78, "text": " Oh, I didn't put the watch in my ass!"}, {"start": 11362.78, "end": 11364.78, "text": " What's going on over here, guys?"}, {"start": 11367.78, "end": 11368.78, "text": " What's up, Cracker?"}, {"start": 11368.78, "end": 11370.78, "text": " I don't think I'll be able to get out."}, {"start": 11372.78, "end": 11374.78, "text": " Aaaaaaah!"}, {"start": 11374.78, "end": 11376.78, "text": " Nooooo!"}, {"start": 11379.78, "end": 11381.78, "text": " Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 11383.78, "end": 11384.78, "text": " Oh, we're coming back."}, {"start": 11387.78, "end": 11389.78, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 11406.78, "end": 11408.78, "text": " Skip!"}, {"start": 11411.78, "end": 11413.78, "text": " He wakes up, skip!"}, {"start": 11413.78, "end": 11415.78, "text": " They're gonna destroy me."}, {"start": 11415.78, "end": 11418.34, "text": " Oh, but they're gonna make it, guys."}, {"start": 11433.220000000001, "end": 11433.720000000001, "text": " We're killing."}, {"start": 11445.78, "end": 11454.78, "text": " Have I taken the edgerunner pill and become based as fuck?"}, {"start": 11454.78, "end": 11458.7, "text": " That film when your game sucks so hard you have to pay for an anime from a world famous"}, {"start": 11458.7, "end": 11461.1, "text": " anime studio to salvage its reputation."}, {"start": 11461.1, "end": 11462.900000000001, "text": " Sock are these your subit-"}, {"start": 11462.900000000001, "end": 11470.58, "text": " You know, I respect the commitment to wasting lots and lots of money."}, {"start": 11470.58, "end": 11473.900000000001, "text": " What if they had just spent that money not on Keanu Reeves and made a good game?"}, {"start": 11473.9, "end": 11477.66, "text": " they would have never made the anime. The game would have been the gray escape to release"}, {"start": 11477.66, "end": 11483.06, "text": " in years. And we'd be living in a different timeline right now."}, {"start": 11483.06, "end": 11490.06, "text": " He's out."}, {"start": 11490.06, "end": 11497.06, "text": " Grab the beer box!"}, {"start": 11497.06, "end": 11504.06, "text": " Grab the beer box!"}, {"start": 11504.06, "end": 11511.06, "text": " Grab the beer box!"}, {"start": 11511.06, "end": 11513.06, "text": " Grab the beer box"}, {"start": 11514.64, "end": 11520.32, "text": " Grab the beer box. Let's go get the beer box guys. Holy fuck. Let's go get the beer box the beer box"}, {"start": 11521.279999999999, "end": 11523.279999999999, "text": " Yes, it'll work"}, {"start": 11529.92, "end": 11533.5, "text": " I'll play if I want to make people punch their wall deadlock"}, {"start": 11537.34, "end": 11539.34, "text": " Probably a pedophile haze"}, {"start": 11541.06, "end": 11543.539999999999, "text": " There you get the the veil walker"}, {"start": 11547.619999999999, "end": 11550.68, "text": " Bill Walker, hey, why you ask"}, {"start": 11556.019999999999, "end": 11558.6, "text": " Phoenix labs are building the it's a shame that"}, {"start": 11560.26, "end": 11562.9, "text": " This controller, okay"}, {"start": 11563.539999999999, "end": 11569.539999999999, "text": " This controller is one of the worst fucking controllers ever made the d-pad sucks cock"}, {"start": 11569.54, "end": 11575.580000000002, "text": " It feels like it's gonna fall off when you're using it. Those buttons are hollow plastic trash"}, {"start": 11576.42, "end": 11579.92, "text": " Special console. Oh, it is an awful fucking controller"}, {"start": 11579.92, "end": 11585.580000000002, "text": " The next labs are building the next great entry into the cozy farm sim John. We all like a cozy deep adds great"}, {"start": 11585.580000000002, "end": 11588.54, "text": " What the fuck no you dumb prick"}, {"start": 11589.140000000001, "end": 11595.42, "text": " This d-pad is great guys. Okay fucking I got I do I got it right here. Listen"}, {"start": 11599.54, "end": 11602.54, "text": " Actually doesn't feel as bad as I remember."}, {"start": 11602.54, "end": 11604.54, "text": " It actually is not that bad."}, {"start": 11604.54, "end": 11609.54, "text": " It's actually not that bad guys."}, {"start": 11609.54, "end": 11611.54, "text": " I take it back."}, {"start": 11611.54, "end": 11613.54, "text": " I take it back."}, {"start": 11613.54, "end": 11622.54, "text": " I'm so hungry."}, {"start": 11622.54, "end": 11624.54, "text": " That's a dynamite."}, {"start": 11624.54, "end": 11628.54, "text": " Nooooooooooo!"}, {"start": 11628.54, "end": 11647.94, "text": " I'm gonna spawn I would have been fine anything they were close behind me"}, {"start": 11647.94, "end": 11673.960000000001, "text": " I had it."}, {"start": 11673.960000000001, "end": 11680.960000000001, "text": " Oh, I had it. Against the fucking stream sniper that's literally in third fucking place who has been following me from lobby to lobby."}, {"start": 11680.960000000001, "end": 11686.76, "text": " I had it against the four fucking blue shells that were directed at me, dude."}, {"start": 11686.76, "end": 11690.960000000001, "text": " I had it despite being in first place the whole fucking race."}, {"start": 11691.460000000001, "end": 11694.960000000001, "text": " I had it. It's my fault. It's my fault, dude."}, {"start": 11695.26, "end": 11698.660000000002, "text": " I got a world record of blue shells."}, {"start": 11698.66, "end": 11704.18, "text": " Shugged spiky end up into my fucking asshole, and you have the golden type"}, {"start": 11705.86, "end": 11712.18, "text": " And a aim on the automatic fucking aimed gold shell beard"}, {"start": 11714.66, "end": 11716.66, "text": " For"}, {"start": 11728.66, "end": 11736.66, "text": " This is not a Playstation, why does it look so weird?"}, {"start": 11736.66, "end": 11738.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11760.92, "end": 11762.92, "text": " Just walking it"}, {"start": 11796.66, "end": 11819.1, "text": " I'm joking hey loosen up your jockstrap don't do anything I wouldn't do"}, {"start": 11819.1, "end": 11831.26, "text": " Oh, it's cute. Thanks for seven."}, {"start": 11831.26, "end": 11833.26, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11848.26, "end": 11850.26, "text": " Should have just played better if I'm being honest guys."}, {"start": 11851.26, "end": 11852.26, "text": " The four-giddyx for some-"}, {"start": 11853.26, "end": 11854.26, "text": " Miles away."}, {"start": 11854.26, "end": 11856.26, "text": " Bro, there ain't shit on that Tower dog."}, {"start": 11856.26, "end": 11858.26, "text": " I don't even know if I'm gonna walk over there dog."}, {"start": 11858.26, "end": 11859.26, "text": " The tiebreaker?"}, {"start": 11861.26, "end": 11863.26, "text": " Let's ask the tiebreaker."}, {"start": 11863.26, "end": 11865.26, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11865.26, "end": 11868.26, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 11868.26, "end": 11870.26, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11887.26, "end": 11889.26, "text": " That's what TI does, Judy!"}, {"start": 11889.26, "end": 11892.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's what he does. Why does this say classic?"}, {"start": 11905.14, "end": 11907.14, "text": " Because you died?"}, {"start": 11907.5, "end": 11913.78, "text": " Dude, my whole character doesn't mean shit because I made it so fast last time that I made our classic, dude."}, {"start": 11913.78, "end": 11916.78, "text": " I wasted four and a half hours."}, {"start": 11919.26, "end": 11924.26, "text": " Kill me! Kill me, please!"}, {"start": 11924.26, "end": 11928.26, "text": " Bro, this kid's tweaking out in the backseat right now, dude."}, {"start": 11931.26, "end": 11934.26, "text": " What if this game's not about divorce?"}, {"start": 11937.26, "end": 11938.26, "text": " But rather..."}, {"start": 11940.26, "end": 11943.26, "text": " This kid's schizophrenia diagnosis."}, {"start": 11949.26, "end": 11964.460000000001, "text": " I love my glorious leader main fang."}, {"start": 11964.460000000001, "end": 11969.5, "text": " Don't worry."}, {"start": 11969.5, "end": 11978.18, "text": " I've heard rumors that fangsly members aren't allowed to even say the word greenwall for"}, {"start": 11978.18, "end": 11987.14, "text": " fear of sudden and for death administered by their superiors. Is this true? Holy guacamole"}, {"start": 11987.14, "end": 11989.380000000001, "text": " crisis averted."}, {"start": 11989.380000000001, "end": 12004.02, "text": " I don't even know what that word means sir."}, {"start": 12004.02, "end": 12013.300000000001, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 12013.300000000001, "end": 12017.86, "text": " Did I shit myself now?"}, {"start": 12017.86, "end": 12043.86, "text": " Well, maybe a break mid-run is what we need to stay focused."}, {"start": 12043.86, "end": 12069.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12069.86, "end": 12071.86, "text": " First bullet hit this."}, {"start": 12077.36, "end": 12078.36, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 12084.36, "end": 12086.36, "text": " I definitely hit it once."}, {"start": 12129.86, "end": 12130.86, "text": " There's a new one over here."}, {"start": 12136.060000000001, "end": 12137.560000000001, "text": " I don't recognize that voice."}, {"start": 12141.060000000001, "end": 12141.66, "text": " Hit him once."}, {"start": 12143.060000000001, "end": 12145.460000000001, "text": " These things are perfect cover, by the way."}, {"start": 12146.76, "end": 12149.060000000001, "text": " I've never been shot standing by one of these."}, {"start": 12159.86, "end": 12185.86, "text": " Yeah, we gotta have, I think it's because I was standing too close."}, {"start": 12185.86, "end": 12207.86, "text": " We're kind of wounded, Georgie, thanks for showing up."}, {"start": 12207.86, "end": 12215.74, "text": " Tricky."}, {"start": 12215.74, "end": 12217.74, "text": " I got a flash anyone"}, {"start": 12233.1, "end": 12235.1, "text": " What maybe we should continue"}, {"start": 12235.1, "end": 12243.26, "text": " I'm clearing out."}, {"start": 12243.26, "end": 12252.1, "text": " Kill a lot of guys."}, {"start": 12252.1, "end": 12253.300000000001, "text": " F."}, {"start": 12253.300000000001, "end": 12255.300000000001, "text": " Haha..."}, {"start": 12255.300000000001, "end": 12258.300000000001, "text": " ehhhhhh..."}, {"start": 12258.300000000001, "end": 12263.300000000001, "text": " ehhhh..."}, {"start": 12273.300000000001, "end": 12278.300000000001, "text": " What QOL mod am I using? I'm using a mod that removes the talk voice lines because there's so individual volume slider for them."}, {"start": 12278.300000000001, "end": 12281.300000000001, "text": " So they're super loud because I have the game volume up."}, {"start": 12281.300000000001, "end": 12284.1, "text": " I'll delete the CCTVs unattended."}, {"start": 12284.1, "end": 12286.300000000001, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 12286.300000000001, "end": 12289.300000000001, "text": " They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything."}, {"start": 12289.300000000001, "end": 12292.300000000001, "text": " They're all hiding, but watching us."}, {"start": 12305.300000000001, "end": 12307.300000000001, "text": " Put on an eye patch."}, {"start": 12308.300000000001, "end": 12310.300000000001, "text": " Born to physics or something."}, {"start": 12311.300000000001, "end": 12335.480000000001, "text": " I've been told yes, but at the end of the day I don't really care."}, {"start": 12335.48, "end": 12337.48, "text": " You guys would have seen it. That's enough."}, {"start": 12343.16, "end": 12345.66, "text": " Did I get an achievement for beating Torario Master Mode hardcore?"}, {"start": 12347.0, "end": 12348.5, "text": " Maybe. I don't remember."}, {"start": 12350.16, "end": 12352.16, "text": " Did I get an achievement for beating IwantToBeTheBoshee?"}, {"start": 12352.66, "end": 12353.16, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12363.56, "end": 12365.06, "text": " Project don't think there's something?"}, {"start": 12365.48, "end": 12379.76, "text": " for Bosha you did yeah maybe in the game itself"}, {"start": 12379.76, "end": 12408.76, "text": " I'm a new man. I've pooped. I've peed. I am free."}, {"start": 12408.76, "end": 12418.76, "text": " The bathroom will set you free."}, {"start": 12438.76, "end": 12464.76, "text": " I think I have to wallbang one of these guys."}, {"start": 12464.76, "end": 12466.76, "text": " The light times..."}, {"start": 12467.76, "end": 12469.76, "text": " ...in the city..."}, {"start": 12470.76, "end": 12472.76, "text": " ...none of this will end."}, {"start": 12472.76, "end": 12474.76, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12492.32, "end": 12495.1, "text": " Are you miss are you miss are you miss"}, {"start": 12502.76, "end": 12525.32, "text": " I think I'm going to give myself to the end of the week to do this, if I got to I just"}, {"start": 12525.32, "end": 12530.08, "text": " can't do it."}, {"start": 12530.08, "end": 12531.08, "text": " On Nintendo, these are some of them."}, {"start": 12539.08, "end": 12540.08, "text": " Super Diggler, these are some of them."}, {"start": 12560.08, "end": 12575.4, "text": " You said 10,000 attempts coward."}, {"start": 12575.4, "end": 12587.76, "text": " We'll see, we'll see."}, {"start": 12587.76, "end": 12588.26, "text": " What the f-"}, {"start": 12598.26, "end": 12600.960000000001, "text": " What corner checking swing wide and kill all the bad guys?"}, {"start": 12600.960000000001, "end": 12601.960000000001, "text": " It won't work!"}, {"start": 12601.960000000001, "end": 12618.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12648.960000000001, "end": 12655.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12655.960000000001, "end": 12658.960000000001, "text": " death"}, {"start": 12658.960000000001, "end": 12661.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12661.960000000001, "end": 12663.960000000001, "text": " death"}, {"start": 12663.960000000001, "end": 12665.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12665.960000000001, "end": 12670.960000000001, "text": " death"}, {"start": 12670.960000000001, "end": 12673.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12673.960000000001, "end": 12696.960000000001, "text": " I'm sorry ma'am. I'll pick up the base."}, {"start": 12703.960000000001, "end": 12717.960000000001, "text": " Suspect is breathing but unconscious."}, {"start": 12717.960000000001, "end": 12727.960000000001, "text": " Just pick up the card."}, {"start": 12727.960000000001, "end": 12753.76, "text": " You killed that guy?"}, {"start": 12753.76, "end": 12757.2, "text": " Yeah, he's a bad guy."}, {"start": 12757.2, "end": 12774.880000000001, "text": " bad man you guys praise Jesus today"}, {"start": 12787.2, "end": 12807.2, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12807.2, "end": 12807.7, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 12809.2, "end": 12810.7, "text": " I'm getting down, alright?"}, {"start": 12811.2, "end": 12813.7, "text": " Stay here. Do not get in our way."}, {"start": 12814.7, "end": 12818.2, "text": " I don't know how many there are, but these motherfuckers fucking..."}, {"start": 12818.2, "end": 12819.7, "text": " You've been standing by the trailers."}, {"start": 12819.7, "end": 12821.2, "text": " Look at your power, too."}, {"start": 12837.2, "end": 12852.2, "text": " I don't know what the bomb goes."}, {"start": 12852.2, "end": 12879.2, "text": " zap"}, {"start": 12909.2, "end": 12932.16, "text": " What's my least favorite slayer task?"}, {"start": 12932.16, "end": 12934.240000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12934.24, "end": 12939.119999999999, "text": " don't have that don't have cool drops those are cringe"}, {"start": 12939.12, "end": 12964.68, "text": " So I think I can one-shot this save to the full squad."}, {"start": 12964.68, "end": 12965.68, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 12965.68, "end": 12968.12, "text": " I would just use my squad on the rooms that are hard."}, {"start": 12968.12, "end": 12969.12, "text": " Heh heh heh."}, {"start": 12972.12, "end": 12974.12, "text": " Like, I could do this whole floor myself."}, {"start": 12975.62, "end": 12977.12, "text": " Most than explore, too."}, {"start": 12993.0, "end": 12994.5, "text": " There was a guy in there!"}, {"start": 12994.5, "end": 13012.06, "text": " look we gotta be more careful that was a rushing moment"}, {"start": 13012.06, "end": 13014.06, "text": " When he said he gets all of that floor"}, {"start": 13031.98, "end": 13036.74, "text": " There was a guy in that window see I just thought we would probably see that guy when we were in the hallway"}, {"start": 13038.939999999999, "end": 13040.939999999999, "text": " Before the office"}, {"start": 13042.06, "end": 13044.06, "text": " How about they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 13044.06, "end": 13045.06, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 13045.06, "end": 13046.56, "text": " Surprise, they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 13046.56, "end": 13048.06, "text": " Pulling all my feeds."}, {"start": 13048.06, "end": 13050.06, "text": " This could give us a layout advantage."}, {"start": 13061.56, "end": 13063.06, "text": " Here's another band!"}, {"start": 13063.06, "end": 13065.06, "text": " We're gonna have to get rid of them!"}, {"start": 13065.06, "end": 13067.06, "text": " You want some?"}, {"start": 13095.06, "end": 13123.46, "text": " That's what I'm saying."}, {"start": 13123.460000000001, "end": 13133.980000000001, "text": " Why did they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 13133.980000000001, "end": 13136.580000000002, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 13136.580000000002, "end": 13141.580000000002, "text": " To watch the watchers."}, {"start": 13141.580000000002, "end": 13150.460000000001, "text": " How long have you been doing this mission?"}, {"start": 13150.460000000001, "end": 13156.460000000001, "text": " Do I need to also have a look at my own OBS screen to tell you, brother?"}, {"start": 13156.460000000001, "end": 13158.460000000001, "text": " I'm here for the pressure!"}, {"start": 13159.26, "end": 13161.76, "text": " Entry team, talk. It's a building secured."}, {"start": 13177.76, "end": 13180.76, "text": " Bit of an unlucky start, last time."}, {"start": 13180.76, "end": 13192.48, "text": " I'm surprised we didn't take any bullets when he was shooting us originally."}, {"start": 13192.48, "end": 13204.6, "text": " I wonder if there's a fire alarm."}, {"start": 13204.6, "end": 13206.6, "text": " I'll be."}, {"start": 13213.6, "end": 13215.6, "text": " No breach."}, {"start": 13227.6, "end": 13229.6, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 13229.6, "end": 13236.6, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13259.6, "end": 13266.6, "text": " I didn't watch this."}, {"start": 13289.6, "end": 13313.36, "text": " I have to help you through our safety."}, {"start": 13313.36, "end": 13315.6, "text": " It killed so many."}, {"start": 13315.6, "end": 13317.6, "text": " I can't stop you."}, {"start": 13317.6, "end": 13319.6, "text": " The gun is staining by the trailers."}, {"start": 13325.960000000001, "end": 13327.960000000001, "text": " Well played."}, {"start": 13327.960000000001, "end": 13353.28, "text": " Kill the music. Cut the tunes. Cut the freaking tunes, dude."}, {"start": 13353.28, "end": 13357.04, "text": " What's Moon doing to celebrate a 10-500?"}, {"start": 13357.04, "end": 13360.28, "text": " Don't worry, it won't come to that."}, {"start": 13383.28, "end": 13386.320000000002, "text": " How did they leave the CCTV unattended?"}, {"start": 13386.320000000002, "end": 13389.36, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 13389.36, "end": 13390.36, "text": " Cameras are still active."}, {"start": 13390.36, "end": 13394.36, "text": " We were likely being watched upon entry."}, {"start": 13394.36, "end": 13400.640000000001, "text": " What am I doing for a disolvered attempt to 1,000?"}, {"start": 13400.640000000001, "end": 13401.640000000001, "text": " Don't worry."}, {"start": 13401.640000000001, "end": 13402.640000000001, "text": " It won't come to that."}, {"start": 13402.640000000001, "end": 13403.640000000001, "text": " Hands up!"}, {"start": 13403.640000000001, "end": 13404.640000000001, "text": " Do it now!"}, {"start": 13404.640000000001, "end": 13405.640000000001, "text": " Move the exit."}, {"start": 13405.640000000001, "end": 13406.640000000001, "text": " Move the exit."}, {"start": 13406.640000000001, "end": 13407.640000000001, "text": " Move the exit."}, {"start": 13407.640000000001, "end": 13408.640000000001, "text": " Move the exit."}, {"start": 13408.640000000001, "end": 13409.640000000001, "text": " Move the exit."}, {"start": 13409.640000000001, "end": 13410.640000000001, "text": " Move the exit."}, {"start": 13410.640000000001, "end": 13411.640000000001, "text": " Move the exit."}, {"start": 13411.640000000001, "end": 13412.640000000001, "text": " Move the exit."}, {"start": 13412.64, "end": 13419.64, "text": " You're not pulling a lure."}, {"start": 13419.64, "end": 13423.64, "text": " Oh, neat."}, {"start": 13423.64, "end": 13427.64, "text": " Is this a procedure?"}, {"start": 13427.64, "end": 13434.64, "text": " Is it spanning further or something?"}, {"start": 13434.64, "end": 13441.64, "text": " There is a viral arm over there."}, {"start": 13441.64, "end": 13445.64, "text": " Why aren't you moving?"}, {"start": 13452.64, "end": 13460.64, "text": " Tomorrow's a national holiday in Brazil and I would like to ask that you set up a thematic stream telling you today for a prep time."}, {"start": 13471.64, "end": 13499.76, "text": " I'm in with a sombrero tomorrow go I have a sombrero pass from the Brazilians"}, {"start": 13499.76, "end": 13518.12, "text": " Why the Brazilians? Well first the chatter asked me what I'm going to set up something"}, {"start": 13518.12, "end": 13524.74, "text": " special for the Brazilian National Hall today. So hard to see them do that. And then another"}, {"start": 13524.74, "end": 13528.9, "text": " chatter said will you be wearing a sombrero so"}, {"start": 13533.78, "end": 13537.22, "text": " i can hear him running on my corpse"}, {"start": 13537.86, "end": 13540.9, "text": " not locked in dude i'm as locked in as i can be"}, {"start": 13540.9, "end": 13543.699999999999, "text": " you're mad at me"}, {"start": 13545.619999999999, "end": 13547.78, "text": " ben"}, {"start": 13547.78, "end": 13551.46, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 13551.46, "end": 13554.34, "text": " as a brazilian fuck you you should say fuck you to that"}, {"start": 13554.34, "end": 13560.18, "text": " chatter do you? He's the one who thinks you guys wear some breros. Many weeks for seven."}, {"start": 13563.62, "end": 13564.02, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 13569.7, "end": 13571.78, "text": " You wear a lumpy owl hat?"}, {"start": 13573.460000000001, "end": 13573.94, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 13573.94, "end": 13576.74, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 13576.74, "end": 13579.1, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 13579.1, "end": 13580.6, "text": " The system's still running."}, {"start": 13580.6, "end": 13583.94, "text": " I had it left it on, or someone turned it back on."}, {"start": 13583.94, "end": 13585.58, "text": " A sun hat."}, {"start": 13585.58, "end": 13596.18, "text": " Looking up picture?"}, {"start": 13596.18, "end": 13597.18, "text": " the sideways have."}, {"start": 13611.74, "end": 13612.74, "text": " Taco hat?"}, {"start": 13613.82, "end": 13617.7, "text": " I mean, it does kind of look like a taco, but..."}, {"start": 13617.7, "end": 13619.5, "text": " I didn't want to be the one to say."}, {"start": 13624.02, "end": 13625.66, "text": " That chatter is the one who's up."}, {"start": 13626.18, "end": 13628.74, "text": " It's not even in custody. We're questioning escort."}, {"start": 13630.82, "end": 13633.78, "text": " Brazil probably has some kind of traditional, huh? Yeah, it's the Lombia."}, {"start": 13641.06, "end": 13641.7, "text": " A doi?"}, {"start": 13644.1, "end": 13644.42, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 13647.380000000001, "end": 13647.94, "text": " Hey, yeah!"}, {"start": 13649.06, "end": 13650.26, "text": " This guy's so sweaty."}, {"start": 13656.18, "end": 13658.18, "text": " Once the gun is in detainment."}, {"start": 13663.68, "end": 13664.18, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 13666.18, "end": 13667.18, "text": " Not today."}, {"start": 13672.18, "end": 13676.18, "text": " Not today, terrorist. I'll kill you. Conquer this or something?"}, {"start": 13679.18, "end": 13681.18, "text": " Not this time, Pete."}, {"start": 13686.18, "end": 13693.18, "text": " Shut up, Woody."}, {"start": 13693.18, "end": 13696.1, "text": " Or shut up, Buzz."}, {"start": 13696.1, "end": 13714.78, "text": " I'll kill you."}, {"start": 13714.78, "end": 13719.18, "text": " bad guys? I don't think so."}, {"start": 13724.460000000001, "end": 13731.18, "text": " I wonder if there's like movement tag. Like I've been trying to move diagonally."}, {"start": 13731.18, "end": 13749.380000000001, "text": " You wonder this down? No, I've been I've been wondering it. But I mean like exploitable"}, {"start": 13749.380000000001, "end": 13754.380000000001, "text": " Move it, Zack. Like spamming, putting your gun down, like this."}, {"start": 13761.080000000002, "end": 13762.080000000002, "text": " Two guys."}, {"start": 13764.420000000002, "end": 13765.420000000002, "text": " Three guys."}, {"start": 13773.86, "end": 13774.86, "text": " Oh boy."}, {"start": 13779.380000000001, "end": 13801.380000000001, "text": " to"}, {"start": 13801.380000000001, "end": 13808.380000000001, "text": " do a clomping around the rest of the door."}, {"start": 13808.380000000001, "end": 13822.060000000001, "text": " That did not hit anyone by the way, sweet."}, {"start": 13822.060000000001, "end": 13837.94, "text": " I don't know if I can lean and hit this guy here."}, {"start": 13837.94, "end": 13857.24, "text": " What does bro refuse to shoot through doors?"}, {"start": 13857.24, "end": 13860.220000000001, "text": " It's harder than it fucking seems, man."}, {"start": 13860.220000000001, "end": 13867.34, "text": " If you don't get it right, you're getting shot back through the door."}, {"start": 13867.34, "end": 13869.34, "text": " I- I should've if it's like guaranteed pretty much."}, {"start": 13876.3, "end": 13876.8, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 13891.42, "end": 13892.92, "text": " We ever shot that one?"}, {"start": 13897.34, "end": 13926.380000000001, "text": " who's playing the piano jesus"}, {"start": 13926.380000000001, "end": 13929.980000000001, "text": " Jesus is a friend, but I've got a friend named Jesus."}, {"start": 13940.060000000001, "end": 13941.560000000001, "text": " I've got a friend named Jesus."}, {"start": 13946.980000000001, "end": 13949.1, "text": " Telling my smoke and weed for my Bible."}, {"start": 13951.86, "end": 13952.7, "text": " And half."}, {"start": 13954.62, "end": 13955.460000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13956.380000000001, "end": 13966.380000000001, "text": " We've got a dead suspect here."}, {"start": 13966.380000000001, "end": 13977.060000000001, "text": " Who the fuck was that guy right here where I'm standing?"}, {"start": 13977.060000000001, "end": 13982.380000000001, "text": " My shoulder stuck out just a wee bit too far."}, {"start": 13982.380000000001, "end": 13994.880000000001, "text": " There's no good player, boys."}, {"start": 13994.880000000001, "end": 14003.380000000001, "text": " This guy won't shoot us right away."}, {"start": 14003.380000000001, "end": 14023.380000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14023.380000000001, "end": 14025.78, "text": " South-Effect is deceased, reflecting transit."}, {"start": 14031.380000000001, "end": 14032.580000000002, "text": " Breach bullets."}, {"start": 14033.380000000001, "end": 14035.380000000001, "text": " Could you kill someone with a Breach shotgun?"}, {"start": 14036.880000000001, "end": 14037.380000000001, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 14040.580000000002, "end": 14041.880000000001, "text": " Oh, mooooooo!"}, {"start": 14053.380000000001, "end": 14061.1, "text": " My gun got stuffed by the fucking wall I couldn't shoot him dude."}, {"start": 14061.1, "end": 14071.54, "text": " We do a little tomfoolery dude."}, {"start": 14071.54, "end": 14074.94, "text": " Regent Rand's design disintegrates so they don't over penetrate and kill people."}, {"start": 14074.94, "end": 14076.460000000001, "text": " Hmm, that's pretty smart."}, {"start": 14076.460000000001, "end": 14078.900000000001, "text": " Who came up with that?"}, {"start": 14078.900000000001, "end": 14079.900000000001, "text": " Timmy Breach."}, {"start": 14079.900000000001, "end": 14082.78, "text": " Timmy Breach, inventor of the Breach Shotgun."}, {"start": 14082.78, "end": 14084.78, "text": " Mm-mm-mm-mm"}, {"start": 14087.1, "end": 14089.1, "text": " Sure cool, I think she's up it"}, {"start": 14090.18, "end": 14093.26, "text": " But he's a suppressor case of killing guards without the guy detonating"}, {"start": 14094.62, "end": 14096.62, "text": " um"}, {"start": 14097.300000000001, "end": 14099.300000000001, "text": " He won't"}, {"start": 14104.460000000001, "end": 14106.460000000001, "text": " Right fellas"}, {"start": 14107.1, "end": 14109.1, "text": " Surely not"}, {"start": 14112.78, "end": 14117.78, "text": " I'm kind of wondering if we should go back to ceramic."}, {"start": 14117.78, "end": 14119.78, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 14119.78, "end": 14122.78, "text": " Could be good."}, {"start": 14122.78, "end": 14145.74, "text": " Ceramic is microwave safe and steel is not."}, {"start": 14145.74, "end": 14149.74, "text": " How come people are smoking lead off of steel knives?"}, {"start": 14171.74, "end": 14173.74, "text": " Sherlock takes four sevens as well."}, {"start": 14173.74, "end": 14192.06, "text": " says wow, we're bad. Wow. I guess I'll be more cautious about this window."}, {"start": 14192.06, "end": 14197.06, "text": " Was it good for him to have such a large mustache?"}, {"start": 14197.06, "end": 14202.06, "text": " He's like a kitty."}, {"start": 14202.06, "end": 14204.06, "text": " Meow."}, {"start": 14204.06, "end": 14211.06, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14211.06, "end": 14214.06, "text": " death"}, {"start": 14214.06, "end": 14218.06, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14218.06, "end": 14221.06, "text": " death"}, {"start": 14221.06, "end": 14224.06, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14224.06, "end": 14233.06, "text": " death"}, {"start": 14233.06, "end": 14258.64, "text": " So what I mean about shooting through doors?"}, {"start": 14258.64, "end": 14265.64, "text": " Is I reliable?"}, {"start": 14265.64, "end": 14273.64, "text": " Oh, he believed him."}, {"start": 14273.64, "end": 14284.64, "text": " He leaked him!"}, {"start": 14284.64, "end": 14286.64, "text": " Brrrrbrrrbrrr"}, {"start": 14297.64, "end": 14298.64, "text": " Where's this dude?"}, {"start": 14302.039999999999, "end": 14306.039999999999, "text": " As soon as I look away, man!"}, {"start": 14306.039999999999, "end": 14310.64, "text": " As soon as I look away, man!"}, {"start": 14310.64, "end": 14317.64, "text": " I was gonna throw a flash, man."}, {"start": 14317.64, "end": 14322.64, "text": " Power to overlaid for some reason."}, {"start": 14322.64, "end": 14328.64, "text": " If you tried JHP rounds, they might not be much better."}, {"start": 14328.64, "end": 14331.64, "text": " I mean, most of them are wearing armor."}, {"start": 14331.64, "end": 14334.64, "text": " So at what point does the JHP..."}, {"start": 14334.64, "end": 14339.64, "text": " You mean for... shouldn't they're doors?"}, {"start": 14339.64, "end": 14343.4, "text": " How does he get his team down to just himself for the challenge?"}, {"start": 14343.4, "end": 14348.8, "text": " I'm hosting a solo friends only private multiplayer lobby."}, {"start": 14348.800000000001, "end": 14368.800000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14368.800000000001, "end": 14370.800000000001, "text": " a bond arounds"}, {"start": 14370.800000000001, "end": 14371.640000000001, "text": " We're dead."}, {"start": 14400.800000000001, "end": 14415.840000000002, "text": " These are just in the AI, the AI to a 4 human team comp."}, {"start": 14415.840000000002, "end": 14419.960000000001, "text": " Now the AI in the heart is just really fucking good."}, {"start": 14419.960000000001, "end": 14426.140000000001, "text": " And by good I mean, you better not show any ankle, otherwise they're gonna rail you with"}, {"start": 14426.14, "end": 14428.14, "text": " Bullets through the wall"}, {"start": 14449.42, "end": 14451.42, "text": " They are what you are supposed to be"}, {"start": 14451.42, "end": 14460.42, "text": " No human can react in 50ms, mad absurd. Every time."}, {"start": 14466.42, "end": 14469.42, "text": " Lol, my dad can."}, {"start": 14469.42, "end": 14471.42, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 14473.42, "end": 14477.42, "text": " Apparently they watch you through the walls? They do not. No, they don't."}, {"start": 14477.42, "end": 14479.42, "text": " Most of the time."}, {"start": 14481.42, "end": 14507.42, "text": " I'm pretty sure I can't reach it, but you might be right."}, {"start": 14507.42, "end": 14519.42, "text": " This guy could be right fellas, fellas with a Z."}, {"start": 14519.42, "end": 14531.42, "text": " Come out slow, you're on a PT car now!"}, {"start": 14531.42, "end": 14535.82, "text": " That door opens out, the trap won't trigger."}, {"start": 14535.82, "end": 14542.54, "text": " Okay, how do you propose I can exit through that doorway then?"}, {"start": 14542.54, "end": 14546.06, "text": " Out of curiosity."}, {"start": 14546.06, "end": 14547.06, "text": " Jump?"}, {"start": 14547.06, "end": 14548.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14548.06, "end": 14550.619999999999, "text": " Oh yeah, what if there is no jump?"}, {"start": 14556.5, "end": 14561.46, "text": " I'm shitting right now you jealous? Hell nah man! I pooped earlier this stream!"}, {"start": 14572.619999999999, "end": 14575.019999999999, "text": " Why? I had to go!"}, {"start": 14578.06, "end": 14587.18, "text": " When it gets paid to poop we should be jealous."}, {"start": 14587.18, "end": 14595.74, "text": " I mean a lot of you guys get paid to poop too."}, {"start": 14595.74, "end": 14600.699999999999, "text": " Technically."}, {"start": 14600.7, "end": 14610.7, "text": " Joe, thanks for subbing."}, {"start": 14610.7, "end": 14624.7, "text": " Bye bye bye, thanks for subbing."}, {"start": 14624.7, "end": 14630.76, "text": " Mr.. I can't do 50ms. You just did yeah, that was at best like 110 ms"}, {"start": 14630.76, "end": 14633.66, "text": " And I guarantee it was probably closer like one-third"}, {"start": 14635.54, "end": 14638.04, "text": " Just to put into perspective of how quickly"}, {"start": 14640.36, "end": 14642.36, "text": " They can react"}, {"start": 14643.92, "end": 14646.68, "text": " My average reaction time is like 120"}, {"start": 14651.400000000001, "end": 14653.400000000001, "text": " If I'm like locked it"}, {"start": 14654.7, "end": 14660.7, "text": " Prove it right now. I proved it on stream! We did the reaction test recently."}, {"start": 14666.7, "end": 14668.7, "text": " This guy's behind the pillar."}, {"start": 14684.7, "end": 14690.7, "text": " Like, is that not on his head?"}, {"start": 14690.7, "end": 14692.42, "text": " Where is the bullets?"}, {"start": 14692.42, "end": 14693.42, "text": " Where is the bullets?"}, {"start": 14693.42, "end": 14694.42, "text": " Is that not shooting him?"}, {"start": 14694.42, "end": 14695.42, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 14695.42, "end": 14704.58, "text": " By the way, I shot before him."}, {"start": 14704.58, "end": 14717.88, "text": " This gun actually doesn't have a full auto, we don't need full auto, maybe in that situation"}, {"start": 14717.88, "end": 14722.28, "text": " full auto would have been good."}, {"start": 14722.28, "end": 14724.16, "text": " Where does the bullet go in that situation?"}, {"start": 14724.16, "end": 14736.16, "text": " I wish Elite Reaction Time is 150, 180, Top Top."}, {"start": 14736.16, "end": 14742.76, "text": " I did the reaction test on stream, but we had an average of like 125 for up there, so."}, {"start": 14742.76, "end": 14750.96, "text": " And also, there was a graph, and my average score wasn't anywhere near the top, so, I"}, {"start": 14750.960000000001, "end": 14756.400000000001, "text": " unless the reaction test website or whatever isn't like infallible."}, {"start": 14762.900000000001, "end": 14764.900000000001, "text": " I was going to restart that."}, {"start": 14764.900000000001, "end": 14767.7, "text": " It's unfound because people will sit there and literally try to pre click."}, {"start": 14767.900000000001, "end": 14770.300000000001, "text": " You want to show us up, you know, but I didn't like legit straight up."}, {"start": 14770.300000000001, "end": 14775.54, "text": " So maybe it is top because they have like a little bell bell graph"}, {"start": 14775.54, "end": 14779.76, "text": " that they show at the end of the like at the bottom of the web page or whatever."}, {"start": 14780.960000000001, "end": 14784.800000000001, "text": " There's no way you average 120."}, {"start": 14784.800000000001, "end": 14785.800000000001, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 14785.800000000001, "end": 14798.320000000002, "text": " You're gonna have 190 to 200, which is slightly less average."}, {"start": 14798.320000000002, "end": 14801.28, "text": " Oh, I couldn't remember the specific number."}, {"start": 14801.28, "end": 14805.12, "text": " Yeah, it was better than average, I remember that."}, {"start": 14805.12, "end": 14806.12, "text": " I'm not saying I'm good."}, {"start": 14806.12, "end": 14807.12, "text": " Let's be clear."}, {"start": 14807.12, "end": 14809.12, "text": " I'm not trying to flex on you guys right now."}, {"start": 14809.12, "end": 14819.12, "text": " I was wrong. I was wrong."}, {"start": 14819.12, "end": 14829.12, "text": " I bet $10,000 you couldn't do 120. I did on stream."}, {"start": 14829.12, "end": 14831.44, "text": " I bet $10,000 you couldn't do 120."}, {"start": 14831.44, "end": 14833.640000000001, "text": " I did on stream!"}, {"start": 14833.640000000001, "end": 14836.04, "text": " I wasn't gonna detain it."}, {"start": 14850.04, "end": 14851.04, "text": " Do it again."}, {"start": 14851.04, "end": 14852.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14852.04, "end": 14853.04, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 14855.54, "end": 14859.04, "text": " Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow."}, {"start": 14859.12, "end": 14884.12, "text": " Oh, it's got like a green screen thingy or whatever."}, {"start": 14884.12, "end": 14891.12, "text": " Oops! I clicked twice."}, {"start": 14900.12, "end": 14907.12, "text": " Loser!"}, {"start": 14907.12, "end": 14913.12, "text": " Radio, hang on. I wasn't ready."}, {"start": 14914.12, "end": 14934.76, "text": " I looked at chat, that doesn't count."}, {"start": 14934.76, "end": 14948.2, "text": " to chat well all right this is the real one I got I've seen enough I think I've"}, {"start": 14948.2, "end": 14955.08, "text": " seen enough I mean we pretty consistently got like 190 so I would say like"}, {"start": 14955.08, "end": 14960.039999999999, "text": " one ninety two hundred is probably my reaction time which I think is is fair"}, {"start": 14971.24, "end": 14975.32, "text": " or MS pretty good for your age"}, {"start": 14977.88, "end": 14982.039999999999, "text": " thank you thank you"}, {"start": 14985.08, "end": 14996.72, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 14996.72, "end": 15002.2, "text": " There's a guy."}, {"start": 15002.2, "end": 15009.24, "text": " Wait, someone just got arrested."}, {"start": 15009.24, "end": 15013.72, "text": " We shot him so hard his head bounced off of the wall."}, {"start": 15013.720000000001, "end": 15015.720000000001, "text": " What the hell, shall they show it?"}, {"start": 15022.28, "end": 15024.28, "text": " Bamsanedayo, no."}, {"start": 15030.04, "end": 15034.04, "text": " You can tell it has more impressive to me than this entire MS."}, {"start": 15034.04, "end": 15036.04, "text": " So, not necessarily, let me explain why."}, {"start": 15036.04, "end": 15040.04, "text": " Okay, if I position myself perfectly,"}, {"start": 15040.04, "end": 15048.480000000001, "text": " your reaction time doesn't matter you don't want to get into a trail shoot out"}, {"start": 15048.480000000001, "end": 15055.160000000002, "text": " with these guys if you do you've already fucked up"}, {"start": 15062.44, "end": 15067.44, "text": " hi"}, {"start": 15070.04, "end": 15077.04, "text": " Ouch!"}, {"start": 15077.04, "end": 15091.6, "text": " Grity?"}, {"start": 15091.6, "end": 15099.880000000001, "text": " It sounded like the door over there is the one the guy kicked open, but it was this one."}, {"start": 15099.880000000001, "end": 15105.460000000001, "text": " Surely he doesn't come out right."}, {"start": 15105.460000000001, "end": 15106.460000000001, "text": " 195 average."}, {"start": 15106.460000000001, "end": 15109.26, "text": " Yeah, like I said, that test is like hard."}, {"start": 15109.26, "end": 15115.660000000002, "text": " It's hard for it to be totally accurate."}, {"start": 15115.660000000002, "end": 15124.62, "text": " Like my reaction time is definitely way lower than like 190 to 200 in a game like this, right?"}, {"start": 15124.62, "end": 15132.7, "text": " I'm not just mobile staring at something, waiting for it to show up, like I'm having"}, {"start": 15132.7, "end": 15141.900000000001, "text": " to like visually process like where dudes are and shit, in situations where the, in"}, {"start": 15141.9, "end": 15143.9, "text": " In situations where the reaction time would matter."}, {"start": 15156.9, "end": 15158.9, "text": " It's a lower, but you meant slower? Yeah."}, {"start": 15162.4, "end": 15163.4, "text": " Correcto!"}, {"start": 15171.9, "end": 15176.9, "text": " Edge."}, {"start": 15176.9, "end": 15181.9, "text": " Edge."}, {"start": 15181.9, "end": 15187.9, "text": " Did the grade with ages massively overblown? Yeah. You're right."}, {"start": 15187.9, "end": 15192.9, "text": " One thing I never understood was like,"}, {"start": 15192.9, "end": 15197.9, "text": " people putting a value on reaction time for games like League of Legends and stuff."}, {"start": 15197.9, "end": 15201.199999999999, "text": " value on reaction time for games like League of Legends and stuff I feel like"}, {"start": 15201.199999999999, "end": 15205.72, "text": " those are definitely like they could definitely be like boomer games"}, {"start": 15207.64, "end": 15212.6, "text": " best CS players like 35 yeah which is crazy because CS definitely is a game"}, {"start": 15212.6, "end": 15215.56, "text": " where reaction time matters"}, {"start": 15215.56, "end": 15230.58, "text": " If you do the test with your GP running at 100% from a video game, you're going to have"}, {"start": 15230.58, "end": 15234.699999999999, "text": " added latency to slow your score."}, {"start": 15234.699999999999, "end": 15244.74, "text": " I'm also doing it through the OBS browser, so..."}, {"start": 15244.74, "end": 15251.58, "text": " five years old. Um, I don't think my reaction, I don't think I'm like"}, {"start": 15251.58, "end": 15256.58, "text": " particularly good."}, {"start": 15256.58, "end": 15259.58, "text": " Not anything."}, {"start": 15275.58, "end": 15279.58, "text": " I'm good at my hair thinning down the middle."}, {"start": 15279.58, "end": 15296.18, "text": " I'm getting a reverse mohawk God kill thanks for seven just the hawk yeah I"}, {"start": 15296.18, "end": 15300.18, "text": " I'm gonna I got a no-hawk"}, {"start": 15312.18, "end": 15315.18, "text": " Don't go up the stairs"}, {"start": 15326.18, "end": 15341.18, "text": " Well played, bitch. There's two guys over there, by the way. I did hear a guy go in the fucking bathroom. I was trying to get over there quick so I could trap him in the way and see if it was gonna be funny."}, {"start": 15341.18, "end": 15345.18, "text": " Maybe like my little Pokemon. Please don't check the time."}, {"start": 15356.18, "end": 15360.28, "text": " Delicious nutritious water. How much water do you guys drink in a disay?"}, {"start": 15364.460000000001, "end": 15368.6, "text": " Why no flash I didn't I honestly did not expect there to be a big guy there"}, {"start": 15368.6, "end": 15370.78, "text": " I just thought there was one guy and I thought he was in the bathroom"}, {"start": 15372.86, "end": 15374.86, "text": " 124 ounces"}, {"start": 15377.300000000001, "end": 15383.14, "text": " If I was gonna flash there realistically I would have thrown it into the bathroom just because I was I did not think there was a guy there"}, {"start": 15386.18, "end": 15390.18, "text": " They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything."}, {"start": 15390.18, "end": 15393.18, "text": " They're no longer hiding, but watching us."}, {"start": 15393.18, "end": 15397.18, "text": " Is a gallon a day too much of water?"}, {"start": 15403.18, "end": 15405.18, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 15410.18, "end": 15412.18, "text": " I definitely got some allergy shit going on."}, {"start": 15412.18, "end": 15419.02, "text": " I got the cart."}, {"start": 15419.02, "end": 15421.42, "text": " The fuck is a gallon?"}, {"start": 15421.42, "end": 15429.94, "text": " It's the thing that Americans use."}, {"start": 15429.94, "end": 15430.94, "text": " For PCP."}, {"start": 15430.94, "end": 15431.94, "text": " Get on the fucking ground!"}, {"start": 15431.94, "end": 15432.94, "text": " Do it now!"}, {"start": 15432.94, "end": 15433.94, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 15433.94, "end": 15435.94, "text": " Get down the fucking ground! Do it right now!"}, {"start": 15436.94, "end": 15437.94, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 15445.94, "end": 15448.94, "text": " Wait, how do we- how do we not get shot there? Do we flash them?"}, {"start": 15448.94, "end": 15450.94, "text": " I don't know, we didn't take that much damage."}, {"start": 15451.94, "end": 15454.94, "text": " Leave the talk. We have one death suspect here."}, {"start": 15456.94, "end": 15458.94, "text": " Shoot him if we shoot him, we lose points."}, {"start": 15459.94, "end": 15461.94, "text": " When they do in that shit."}, {"start": 15463.94, "end": 15473.7, "text": " points are light warning shot"}, {"start": 15473.7, "end": 15480.66, "text": " you have any aversion to water go to the doctor because you have rabies"}, {"start": 15480.66, "end": 15485.26, "text": " okay counterpoint counterpoint no offense"}, {"start": 15485.26, "end": 15490.78, "text": " my doctor's not gonna help me if I have rabies"}, {"start": 15490.78, "end": 15492.78, "text": " I'm just gonna die."}, {"start": 15507.980000000001, "end": 15513.18, "text": " Nice 120 reaction time. They have a 50 millisecond reaction time."}, {"start": 15513.18, "end": 15526.5, "text": " One person was cured of rabies once. Has anyone ever survived rabies? 30 to 40 documented cases."}, {"start": 15543.18, "end": 15550.58, "text": " It's random fringes cages that are likely misdiagnosed rabies has failed."}, {"start": 15550.58, "end": 15554.58, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 15554.58, "end": 15561.58, "text": " I'll get some to drink."}, {"start": 15561.58, "end": 15562.460000000001, "text": " Yes, me lov."}, {"start": 15573.18, "end": 15575.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15585.66, "end": 15587.66, "text": " Can diver"}, {"start": 15599.5, "end": 15601.5, "text": " See they don't work"}, {"start": 15603.18, "end": 15610.18, "text": " Save that!"}, {"start": 15663.18, "end": 15685.26, "text": " A mirror?"}, {"start": 15685.26, "end": 15686.26, "text": " Ni hao's Chinese?"}, {"start": 15686.26, "end": 15687.26, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 15687.26, "end": 15692.42, "text": " How do you say hello in Japanese again?"}, {"start": 15692.42, "end": 15697.42, "text": " Sorry, my kid's been speaking Mandarin at me, dude!"}, {"start": 15752.42, "end": 15762.88, "text": " It's all yeah do not jump off of that fucking clip"}, {"start": 15762.880000000001, "end": 15786.18, "text": " Hey yo, we're in the kitchen at, is this it right here?"}, {"start": 15786.18, "end": 15789.52, "text": " Let's find out."}, {"start": 15789.52, "end": 15798.720000000001, "text": " This is a fireplace chatter, by the way."}, {"start": 15798.720000000001, "end": 15802.880000000001, "text": " I'm leveling dude?"}, {"start": 15802.880000000001, "end": 15805.92, "text": " You've never seen this?"}, {"start": 15805.92, "end": 15816.42, "text": " Then the aftermages, but..."}, {"start": 15816.42, "end": 15825.1, "text": " I'm more powerful than the Ruda."}, {"start": 15825.1, "end": 15826.1, "text": " Where to get your keyboard from?"}, {"start": 15826.1, "end": 15827.1, "text": " ExploMationPoint keyboard."}, {"start": 15827.1, "end": 15831.42, "text": " The speed around this game is insane."}, {"start": 15831.42, "end": 15840.54, "text": " Guys, without a doubt, every time, it doesn't matter if the game is the world's slowest game,"}, {"start": 15840.54, "end": 15846.7, "text": " there's at least one guy in chat who's like, bro, wait until you see the speedrun, bro."}, {"start": 15847.98, "end": 15850.7, "text": " Holy fuck, it's so fast!"}, {"start": 15852.22, "end": 15859.58, "text": " Okay, the- I am the god of gaming. Me. I am."}, {"start": 15861.42, "end": 15866.12, "text": " Dude, I'm only using 10% of my power."}, {"start": 15866.12, "end": 15869.56, "text": " I'm only using a small fraction of my power."}, {"start": 15869.56, "end": 15871.460000000001, "text": " Dude, I'm leaned all the way back."}, {"start": 15871.460000000001, "end": 15874.0, "text": " I got a leg up on my desk right now."}, {"start": 15874.0, "end": 15876.4, "text": " Motherfucker, I'm using a controller."}, {"start": 15877.4, "end": 15880.68, "text": " The number of limiters, the amount of weighted clothing"}, {"start": 15880.68, "end": 15884.64, "text": " that is on my emaciated form is something"}, {"start": 15884.64, "end": 15888.52, "text": " that your tiny little fucking brain could never fathom."}, {"start": 15889.68, "end": 15890.52, "text": " Never."}, {"start": 15891.42, "end": 15910.42, "text": " And the day that I finally go, Ultima Mode, is a day that your eyes will fucking melt from your skull and run down your face like fucking tears, except it's flesh being scorched by the majesty that you are witnessing."}, {"start": 15910.42, "end": 15935.42, "text": " Please get some tips when you're free."}, {"start": 15935.42, "end": 15942.42, "text": " I don't think you want tips from me on just her point."}, {"start": 15942.42, "end": 15943.42, "text": " Is that cat?"}, {"start": 15943.42, "end": 15946.42, "text": " I received a drop cat catalytic talisman."}, {"start": 15946.42, "end": 15949.42, "text": " Oh, that's the name of the guy."}, {"start": 15949.42, "end": 15953.42, "text": " Man, fuck you, bitch."}, {"start": 15953.42, "end": 15958.42, "text": " I just want sex."}, {"start": 15958.42, "end": 15959.42, "text": " Four pils."}, {"start": 15959.42, "end": 15964.42, "text": " Oh, we need to go to the shop, guys."}, {"start": 15967.42, "end": 15970.42, "text": " Rubberman. What is Rubberman?"}, {"start": 15976.42, "end": 15977.42, "text": " Giga!"}, {"start": 15978.42, "end": 15980.42, "text": " We gotta buy some more dollars."}, {"start": 15981.42, "end": 15983.42, "text": " You've been loosin'?"}, {"start": 15983.42, "end": 15984.42, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 15984.42, "end": 15998.94, "text": " I found it!"}, {"start": 15998.94, "end": 16000.78, "text": " I found it!"}, {"start": 16000.78, "end": 16003.58, "text": " That was me copying me."}, {"start": 16003.58, "end": 16005.94, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 16005.94, "end": 16009.42, "text": " Maybe we do a run where I don't read chat."}, {"start": 16009.42, "end": 16019.42, "text": " Do we do a run, where I'm locked in?"}, {"start": 16019.42, "end": 16025.34, "text": " Here's to be a favor and stop talking."}, {"start": 16025.34, "end": 16026.34, "text": " Lawls, thanks for sub it."}, {"start": 16036.34, "end": 16037.34, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 16055.34, "end": 16064.34, "text": " I'm looking at trap it's so hard"}, {"start": 16085.34, "end": 16086.22, "text": " Down in your knee!"}, {"start": 16086.22, "end": 16087.26, "text": " You're back to dead!"}, {"start": 16087.62, "end": 16088.12, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 16088.86, "end": 16089.86, "text": " Oh no, fuck!"}, {"start": 16089.86, "end": 16091.18, "text": " Son of a gun just deceased!"}, {"start": 16091.18, "end": 16092.3, "text": " Requesting trailers!"}, {"start": 16100.94, "end": 16101.44, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 16102.94, "end": 16105.26, "text": " How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?"}, {"start": 16106.78, "end": 16108.06, "text": " Get down and shut up!"}, {"start": 16115.34, "end": 16117.34, "text": " He moved."}, {"start": 16117.34, "end": 16119.34, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 16145.34, "end": 16158.960000000001, "text": " using the Doris cover that's on me that's on me"}, {"start": 16158.960000000001, "end": 16163.92, "text": " that guy walked out and walked out there by the way that's on me that's on me I"}, {"start": 16163.92, "end": 16169.06, "text": " should have peaked it I should have peaked it Viridian fleet thanks for"}, {"start": 16169.06, "end": 16178.06, "text": " 7. I don't think I'm taking this seriously."}, {"start": 16182.06, "end": 16187.06, "text": " Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."}, {"start": 16319.06, "end": 16339.06, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16369.06, "end": 16371.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16399.06, "end": 16418.38, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 16418.38, "end": 16420.38, "text": " It's continually opening up flashbacks."}, {"start": 16448.38, "end": 16450.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16465.06, "end": 16467.06, "text": " Suspect down"}, {"start": 16509.38, "end": 16511.38, "text": " Mommy"}, {"start": 16515.82, "end": 16517.82, "text": " We should check"}, {"start": 16525.82, "end": 16529.7, "text": " Smoke this guy by the way, there's four guys in here"}, {"start": 16568.38, "end": 16575.38, "text": " We gotta get suspect here."}, {"start": 16575.38, "end": 16582.38, "text": " Honestly, Osborne, they should have set it."}, {"start": 16598.5, "end": 16599.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16599.5, "end": 16604.5, "text": " Fire and War."}, {"start": 16604.5, "end": 16606.5, "text": " Whoa! Whoa!"}, {"start": 16610.5, "end": 16612.5, "text": " Upon the heart! Whoa!"}, {"start": 16614.5, "end": 16619.5, "text": " It is not too late for my mercy! Whoa! Whoa!"}, {"start": 16621.5, "end": 16623.5, "text": " Upon the heart!"}, {"start": 16634.5, "end": 16641.5, "text": " I'm sure he's not with Ski."}, {"start": 16656.5, "end": 16661.5, "text": " There's no escape."}, {"start": 16661.5, "end": 16664.7, "text": " Elephant drop. Suspect of breathing but unconscious."}, {"start": 16669.18, "end": 16670.3, "text": " There's no escape."}, {"start": 16671.74, "end": 16672.94, "text": " Welcome, journalist!"}, {"start": 16674.3, "end": 16676.3, "text": " Point man. Nice to meet you."}, {"start": 16679.58, "end": 16680.78, "text": " We're not here for you."}, {"start": 16683.42, "end": 16685.02, "text": " Holy shit, thank you!"}, {"start": 16686.38, "end": 16689.18, "text": " At your table, cock. We have an individual in custody."}, {"start": 16689.18, "end": 16691.18, "text": " I don't even know what to do."}, {"start": 16698.7, "end": 16700.7, "text": " Oh, wait one minute, let's just get you."}, {"start": 16700.7, "end": 16725.7, "text": " How can you kill a dog?"}, {"start": 16725.7, "end": 16732.7, "text": " How can you kill a gun?"}, {"start": 16732.7, "end": 16739.7, "text": " I'm kind of rolling ammo."}, {"start": 16755.7, "end": 16757.7, "text": " What do you do?"}, {"start": 16757.7, "end": 16759.7, "text": " I point."}, {"start": 16769.7, "end": 16771.7, "text": " Can you imagine?"}, {"start": 16815.7, "end": 16822.7, "text": " We have a dead stop right here."}, {"start": 16822.7, "end": 16825.7, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 16825.7, "end": 16826.7, "text": " Now!"}, {"start": 16826.7, "end": 16827.7, "text": " Stay here."}, {"start": 16827.7, "end": 16828.7, "text": " Who the hell are these guys?"}, {"start": 16828.7, "end": 16829.7, "text": " I was getting a pretty pressure."}, {"start": 16829.7, "end": 16830.7, "text": " Eleanor, talk."}, {"start": 16830.7, "end": 16831.7, "text": " We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport."}, {"start": 16831.7, "end": 16832.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16832.7, "end": 16855.46, "text": " The"}, {"start": 16855.46, "end": 16874.46, "text": " wedges"}, {"start": 16874.46, "end": 16883.02, "text": " imagine if that was trapped"}, {"start": 16883.02, "end": 16883.52, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 16896.22, "end": 16896.72, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 16908.12, "end": 16909.32, "text": " Luthor, thanks for 7."}, {"start": 16913.02, "end": 16915.02, "text": " It's not even going to go through that."}, {"start": 16923.02, "end": 16925.02, "text": " What the fuck? The suspect is down."}, {"start": 16973.02, "end": 16998.94, "text": " Noob."}, {"start": 16998.94, "end": 17002.84, "text": " I don't think there's anyone in here because they would have reacted to the tripwire."}, {"start": 17002.84, "end": 17006.46, "text": " Unless they're being goofy."}, {"start": 17006.46, "end": 17009.98, "text": " And I ain't talking..."}, {"start": 17009.98, "end": 17016.98, "text": " goofy of Mickey Mouse Fane."}, {"start": 17018.219999999998, "end": 17022.219999999998, "text": " Meme-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me."}, {"start": 17022.22, "end": 17024.08, "text": " Come on, summon me with ice!"}, {"start": 17040.84, "end": 17045.88, "text": " Mmm... Mmm... Mmm... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."}, {"start": 17046.9, "end": 17048.86, "text": " Stay cool, where's the sequel?"}, {"start": 17048.86, "end": 17051.64, "text": " You're telling me? You stay cool! Is that a gun?"}, {"start": 17052.22, "end": 17053.02, "text": " Done!"}, {"start": 17075.14, "end": 17076.82, "text": " You can't break those imp-dice."}, {"start": 17112.22, "end": 17119.22, "text": " Use this door as cover."}, {"start": 17172.22, "end": 17176.22, "text": " Entry came out. Suspect is deceased."}, {"start": 17202.22, "end": 17228.22, "text": " and"}, {"start": 17228.22, "end": 17235.22, "text": " Watch my back, disarm him!"}, {"start": 17258.22, "end": 17269.5, "text": " I just want to say I understand the best way to handle this exact encounter and that's"}, {"start": 17269.5, "end": 17274.38, "text": " that I need a way for him to be here so I can flash him."}, {"start": 17274.38, "end": 17281.9, "text": " Because there's too many pieces of furniture in there that will block the flash, there's"}, {"start": 17281.9, "end": 17284.4, "text": " Just no telling when he's gonna come back, if ever."}, {"start": 17311.9, "end": 17313.84, "text": " Ay, ay, ay!"}, {"start": 17341.9, "end": 17343.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17401.9, "end": 17430.9, "text": " I can shot in the back, I'm gonna be so sad."}, {"start": 17460.9, "end": 17488.9, "text": " Is he on the right?"}, {"start": 17488.9, "end": 17495.9, "text": " Did this guy double talk?"}, {"start": 17518.9, "end": 17535.420000000002, "text": " literally right after I killed that guy I heard a voice line so weird"}, {"start": 17578.9, "end": 17585.9, "text": " We have one suspect down."}, {"start": 17638.9, "end": 17640.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17648.38, "end": 17650.38, "text": " Suspect is down"}, {"start": 17818.9, "end": 17825.9, "text": " I'm not sure there's anyone in here."}, {"start": 17848.9, "end": 17874.9, "text": " I don't know how many guys I've killed."}, {"start": 17994.9, "end": 18017.9, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18107.9, "end": 18109.9, "text": " I told you not to!"}, {"start": 18130.9, "end": 18132.9, "text": " I told you not to!"}, {"start": 18137.9, "end": 18139.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18167.9, "end": 18174.9, "text": " The suspect is down, but breathing."}, {"start": 18257.9, "end": 18264.9, "text": " Move and stay there."}, {"start": 18287.9, "end": 18290.9, "text": " Fuck! The suspect is bleeding out. We need medical aid."}, {"start": 18294.9, "end": 18295.9, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 18347.9, "end": 18354.9, "text": " guy down here or the last guy that was talking is the one I shot up there. I'm not sure."}, {"start": 18617.9, "end": 18619.9, "text": " Don't even breathe."}, {"start": 18638.9, "end": 18641.9, "text": " Keep on it, please. Just keep on it."}, {"start": 18642.9, "end": 18644.9, "text": " But here's its hold."}, {"start": 18647.9, "end": 18673.9, "text": " I saw them. I saw them. Don't leave me here. Don't leave me here."}, {"start": 18673.9, "end": 18680.9, "text": " We can make it. We'll make it out of here."}, {"start": 18680.9, "end": 18687.9, "text": " If I can't get out of here, it's not like this."}, {"start": 18793.9, "end": 18805.9, "text": " Don't move. Don't even breathe."}, {"start": 18805.9, "end": 18809.9, "text": " Don't come close, right? They have to."}, {"start": 18809.9, "end": 18816.9, "text": " I'm just gonna keep on it."}, {"start": 18816.9, "end": 18823.9, "text": " The healer's... it's over."}, {"start": 18823.9, "end": 18830.9, "text": " I'm just gonna keep on it."}, {"start": 18830.9, "end": 18837.9, "text": " I'm just gonna keep on it."}, {"start": 18837.9, "end": 18862.9, "text": " I saw one of them. I saw one. Don't leave me here. Don't leave me here."}, {"start": 18897.9, "end": 18902.9, "text": " Don't move. Don't even breathe."}, {"start": 18902.9, "end": 18905.9, "text": " Don't come much, right? You have to."}, {"start": 18927.9, "end": 18932.9, "text": " Please, just keep quiet."}, {"start": 18932.9, "end": 18937.9, "text": " If you hear us, it's over."}, {"start": 18937.9, "end": 18942.9, "text": " I saw one of them."}, {"start": 18942.9, "end": 18947.9, "text": " I saw one of them."}, {"start": 18947.9, "end": 18952.9, "text": " Don't leave me here, don't leave me here."}, {"start": 18957.9, "end": 18977.9, "text": " We can make it, we can make it out of this."}, {"start": 18977.9, "end": 18986.9, "text": " I can't die here, Marcus."}, {"start": 19046.9, "end": 19048.9, "text": " Oh my god, I can't stop!"}, {"start": 19048.9, "end": 19050.9, "text": " Don't leave me here, don't leave me here!"}, {"start": 19064.9, "end": 19066.9, "text": " We can make it, we can make it out of this!"}, {"start": 19067.9, "end": 19069.9, "text": " I can't hide here, not like this!"}, {"start": 19076.9, "end": 19083.9, "text": " Oh, no, no, not them!"}, {"start": 19083.9, "end": 19085.9, "text": " Don't move."}, {"start": 19085.9, "end": 19087.9, "text": " Don't even breathe."}, {"start": 19087.9, "end": 19089.9, "text": " They're coming for us, aren't they?"}, {"start": 19089.9, "end": 19091.9, "text": " They must be."}, {"start": 19106.9, "end": 19120.58, "text": " That was the rumor we saw come out earlier, like minutes ago."}, {"start": 19270.58, "end": 19281.260000000002, "text": " Any places they can be man, it's so fucked."}, {"start": 19281.260000000002, "end": 19284.260000000002, "text": " open classic"}, {"start": 19341.260000000002, "end": 19348.260000000002, "text": " Can you at least get my report from my pocket?"}, {"start": 19401.260000000002, "end": 19408.260000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19408.260000000002, "end": 19412.260000000002, "text": " the"}, {"start": 19412.260000000002, "end": 19415.260000000002, "text": " death"}, {"start": 19415.260000000002, "end": 19418.260000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19418.260000000002, "end": 19421.260000000002, "text": " death"}, {"start": 19421.260000000002, "end": 19424.260000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19424.260000000002, "end": 19428.260000000002, "text": " death"}, {"start": 19428.260000000002, "end": 19454.940000000002, "text": " I'll be right back, damn dude."}, {"start": 19454.94, "end": 19461.94, "text": " I don't understand. I want to check the replay actually."}, {"start": 19463.94, "end": 19466.94, "text": " We're almost done. We're almost in the main room."}, {"start": 19467.94, "end": 19469.94, "text": " None of those hit him."}, {"start": 19484.94, "end": 19486.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19494.42, "end": 19496.42, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 19497.14, "end": 19499.78, "text": " Let's see what the situation here was like"}, {"start": 19501.5, "end": 19505.16, "text": " Is the this the wanderer carpet that we fucked up look at this"}, {"start": 19506.94, "end": 19508.94, "text": " The system still running"}, {"start": 19510.219999999998, "end": 19512.719999999998, "text": " Or someone turned it back on the monitor us"}, {"start": 19512.72, "end": 19517.64, "text": " that sucks this would have been easy to look I literally could have killed all"}, {"start": 19517.64, "end": 19524.120000000003, "text": " of these guys from the front door go BAP BAP BAP"}, {"start": 19524.120000000003, "end": 19528.08, "text": " man"}, {"start": 19530.68, "end": 19536.72, "text": " meh meh meh I think I honestly like standing by the trailers if I flash like"}, {"start": 19536.72, "end": 19541.0, "text": " right here we hit all of them by the way that's fucked up I don't even want to"}, {"start": 19541.0, "end": 19547.0, "text": " I don't want to think about that. I don't want to think about that."}, {"start": 19547.0, "end": 19551.0, "text": " I doth not even wish to conceive of this."}, {"start": 19551.0, "end": 19553.0, "text": " Elevators are down."}, {"start": 19563.0, "end": 19569.0, "text": " Let's fucking see this shit, man. Let's fucking see this shit, man."}, {"start": 19569.0, "end": 19569.5, "text": " Loser!"}, {"start": 19577.5, "end": 19578.2, "text": " Loser!"}, {"start": 19599.0, "end": 19616.8, "text": " No, no, I don't want them."}, {"start": 19616.8, "end": 19622.6, "text": " I don't think they have to be looking at the flashbang."}, {"start": 19622.600000000002, "end": 19634.36, "text": " a flash that was some silly but you tell me don't arrange your flashbangs by now"}, {"start": 19634.36, "end": 19642.24, "text": " that is well within range of a regular flashbang I swear I stg where's the"}, {"start": 19642.24, "end": 19655.72, "text": " replays fucked up."}, {"start": 19655.72, "end": 19659.940000000002, "text": " These open the other door and bank. True. Man, we can't even really see where the flash"}, {"start": 19659.94, "end": 19661.94, "text": " The missionaries are going in this replay. We fucked it up."}, {"start": 19689.94, "end": 19691.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19703.3, "end": 19705.3, "text": " Know"}, {"start": 19708.859999999997, "end": 19710.859999999997, "text": " You know what that I do"}, {"start": 19714.46, "end": 19717.02, "text": " No, I don't want that"}, {"start": 19719.94, "end": 19721.94, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 19869.94, "end": 19885.94, "text": " I found it!"}, {"start": 19885.94, "end": 19886.94, "text": " I agree, smile."}, {"start": 19886.94, "end": 19887.94, "text": " Here, take my info."}, {"start": 19887.94, "end": 19888.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19888.94, "end": 19889.94, "text": " We need more though."}, {"start": 19889.94, "end": 19896.94, "text": " Okay, we need more though."}, {"start": 19949.94, "end": 19975.42, "text": " I'm gonna have a kick."}, {"start": 19975.420000000002, "end": 19977.420000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19977.420000000002, "end": 19979.420000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19979.420000000002, "end": 20004.440000000002, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 20004.44, "end": 20009.48, "text": " fresh boys look at fucking fucking giga fresh"}, {"start": 20015.48, "end": 20018.52, "text": " you might say it's bussin you might say that"}, {"start": 20024.68, "end": 20027.16, "text": " you could say that if you were uh feeling brave"}, {"start": 20027.16, "end": 20036.16, "text": " It's under the table down there. Let me help you."}, {"start": 20036.16, "end": 20043.16, "text": " It's alright. Seems weird you to keep the cam."}, {"start": 20043.16, "end": 20048.16, "text": " And Dick puts the gun to the back of her head and blows it up."}, {"start": 20048.16, "end": 20053.16, "text": " Holy shit, that sound effected her actually 100% insidious."}, {"start": 20053.84, "end": 20057.14, "text": " This looks so fucking bad, I might put this in here"}, {"start": 20068.0, "end": 20070.579999999998, "text": " He's just killing me like I was full protecting with your luck"}, {"start": 20083.16, "end": 20085.16, "text": " Crafts."}, {"start": 20087.72, "end": 20089.72, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 20091.4, "end": 20094.72, "text": " Let's make it out of wood because fuck the elves they suck."}, {"start": 20105.64, "end": 20110.84, "text": " How did I die? What, what? I lightning bolted, but was it because I was covered in water?"}, {"start": 20113.16, "end": 20113.8, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20113.8, "end": 20115.8, "text": " HEEEY!"}, {"start": 20115.8, "end": 20118.14, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20118.14, "end": 20120.1, "text": " That's so much farther!"}, {"start": 20120.1, "end": 20120.94, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20120.94, "end": 20122.86, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20122.86, "end": 20123.84, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 20123.84, "end": 20124.44, "text": " What the-"}, {"start": 20124.44, "end": 20126.44, "text": " HEEEY!"}, {"start": 20126.44, "end": 20128.5, "text": " Water!"}, {"start": 20128.5, "end": 20133.0, "text": " Water!"}, {"start": 20133.0, "end": 20135.0, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 20143.16, "end": 20147.16, "text": " Spire Ash, thanks for subbing."}, {"start": 20147.16, "end": 20153.16, "text": " Uh, Pogman691$ says, when can we expect you on an episode of Mr. Big Penta?"}, {"start": 20153.16, "end": 20155.16, "text": " Never."}, {"start": 20155.16, "end": 20157.16, "text": " Never."}, {"start": 20157.16, "end": 20161.16, "text": " Night Trek 1, thanks for subbing."}, {"start": 20161.16, "end": 20165.16, "text": " I'll have Mr. Big Penta on an episode of Mr. Big Moon Moon."}, {"start": 20165.16, "end": 20168.16, "text": " And he can bring his minions."}, {"start": 20168.16, "end": 20171.16, "text": " Hello. Except it'll be like a saw game."}, {"start": 20176.16, "end": 20180.16, "text": " Hello? I think I got this."}, {"start": 20193.16, "end": 20195.16, "text": " I think I got this."}, {"start": 20198.16, "end": 20205.16, "text": " At 39k points, I believe?"}, {"start": 20205.16, "end": 20210.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20210.16, "end": 20216.16, "text": " Five more days?"}, {"start": 20216.16, "end": 20224.16, "text": " I mean, we could just get it tonight."}, {"start": 20224.16, "end": 20236.16, "text": " That'd be cool. Alright, you mode only. It's the only way I can stay focused. You guys are too distracting."}, {"start": 20254.16, "end": 20256.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20259.76, "end": 20265.52, "text": " Would they leave the CCTVs unattended surprised they haven't cut the feet going live feeds"}, {"start": 20265.84, "end": 20267.84, "text": " This could give us a layout advantage"}, {"start": 20344.16, "end": 20351.16, "text": " It's a human device."}, {"start": 20434.16, "end": 20444.16, "text": " Come out slowly!"}, {"start": 20444.16, "end": 20445.16, "text": " Elephant attack."}, {"start": 20445.16, "end": 20446.16, "text": " We have a dead suspect here."}, {"start": 20446.16, "end": 20447.16, "text": " I have to come here for our safety."}, {"start": 20447.16, "end": 20448.16, "text": " Tarker, civilian is in custody."}, {"start": 20448.16, "end": 20449.16, "text": " Requesting escort."}, {"start": 20449.16, "end": 20450.16, "text": " I have to come here for our safety."}, {"start": 20450.16, "end": 20451.16, "text": " Tarker, civilian is in custody."}, {"start": 20451.16, "end": 20452.16, "text": " Requesting escort."}, {"start": 20452.16, "end": 20455.16, "text": " I have to come here for our safety."}, {"start": 20457.16, "end": 20460.16, "text": " Tartar, civilian is in custody. Requesting escort."}, {"start": 20464.16, "end": 20465.16, "text": " The quack!"}, {"start": 20482.16, "end": 20507.16, "text": " I have a new card, suck back down, Alarm!"}, {"start": 20542.16, "end": 20549.16, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 20572.16, "end": 20579.16, "text": " I'm putting my gun away to take my gun out."}, {"start": 20602.16, "end": 20614.079999999998, "text": " This song reminds me of, like, Enya?"}, {"start": 20614.079999999998, "end": 20616.88, "text": " Like new age music or whatever?"}, {"start": 20616.88, "end": 20620.4, "text": " I like to think of the kind of person who would have bought this CD and, like, listened"}, {"start": 20620.4, "end": 20622.4, "text": " to this in the car."}, {"start": 20622.4, "end": 20627.4, "text": " oblivious to like the the memes and shit"}, {"start": 20638.4, "end": 20645.4, "text": " who could that be? lock in? sorry I'm inventing people again"}, {"start": 20652.4, "end": 20654.4, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 20682.4, "end": 20689.4, "text": " I almost got us."}, {"start": 20742.4, "end": 20744.4, "text": " I'm a quackin' turner."}, {"start": 20772.4, "end": 20779.4, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 20779.4, "end": 20782.4, "text": " Watch my back."}, {"start": 20782.4, "end": 20787.4, "text": " Disarming."}, {"start": 20787.4, "end": 20792.4, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 20792.4, "end": 20799.4, "text": " We got a dead suspect here."}, {"start": 20822.4, "end": 20842.4, "text": " and"}, {"start": 20872.4, "end": 20883.24, "text": " You guys would not believe what I had to do with my hand on the keyboard to move a little"}, {"start": 20883.24, "end": 20888.24, "text": " bit further to throw that and it almost killed me."}, {"start": 20888.24, "end": 20890.920000000002, "text": " I was holding so many different keys man."}, {"start": 20890.920000000002, "end": 20894.640000000003, "text": " I was holding G, alt, D."}, {"start": 20894.64, "end": 20896.64, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 20924.64, "end": 20953.64, "text": " I should go in here."}, {"start": 20953.64, "end": 20958.7, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 20963.5, "end": 20965.72, "text": " Stay here. Do not get in our way."}, {"start": 20966.42, "end": 20968.059999999998, "text": " This is gonna make a hell of a story."}, {"start": 20968.76, "end": 20970.559999999998, "text": " We have a civilian of our custody."}, {"start": 20970.56, "end": 20984.56, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20984.56, "end": 21002.56, "text": " and"}, {"start": 21032.56, "end": 21055.140000000003, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh oh my dares!"}, {"start": 21055.14, "end": 21062.14, "text": " I'm telling me to spread up."}, {"start": 21085.14, "end": 21087.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21101.079999999998, "end": 21102.84, "text": " Don't like that. Oh God"}, {"start": 21145.14, "end": 21148.14, "text": " We got one retaliation suspect."}, {"start": 21148.14, "end": 21150.14, "text": " What's the sort of this?"}, {"start": 21164.14, "end": 21166.14, "text": " It's getting there, wait a minute."}, {"start": 21196.14, "end": 21198.14, "text": " on"}, {"start": 21226.14, "end": 21236.14, "text": " It's like a really bad version of this song actually."}, {"start": 21236.14, "end": 21238.72, "text": " Oh, that explains it."}, {"start": 21238.72, "end": 21242.14, "text": " It was released by Universal Pictures."}, {"start": 21242.14, "end": 21243.14, "text": " And they spliced in..."}, {"start": 21243.14, "end": 21252.14, "text": " It was like a music video."}, {"start": 21252.14, "end": 21266.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21266.14, "end": 21296.1, "text": " If this lays on our hand and knees, that means either the guy just killed was in here,"}, {"start": 21296.100000000002, "end": 21298.100000000002, "text": " or this guy literally right here."}, {"start": 21326.100000000002, "end": 21333.100000000002, "text": " If you can let me forget it."}, {"start": 21356.100000000002, "end": 21359.600000000002, "text": " area is clear"}, {"start": 21386.100000000002, "end": 21388.100000000002, "text": " Let's get the cops! Let me go!"}, {"start": 21389.440000000002, "end": 21390.440000000002, "text": " We got the cops!"}, {"start": 21394.940000000002, "end": 21398.440000000002, "text": " Element Attack. Suspect is deceased. Reprisal traitors."}, {"start": 21414.06, "end": 21414.56, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 21416.100000000002, "end": 21418.100000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21437.140000000003, "end": 21439.140000000003, "text": " Just"}, {"start": 21446.100000000002, "end": 21448.100000000002, "text": " What do we do?"}, {"start": 21448.100000000002, "end": 21449.100000000002, "text": " Don't move."}, {"start": 21449.100000000002, "end": 21450.100000000002, "text": " Don't even breathe."}, {"start": 21476.100000000002, "end": 21488.100000000002, "text": " one of them was shouting about justice"}, {"start": 21488.100000000002, "end": 21494.100000000002, "text": " this can't be real"}, {"start": 21524.100000000002, "end": 21526.100000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21554.100000000002, "end": 21556.100000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21584.100000000002, "end": 21591.100000000002, "text": " I saw one, I saw one."}, {"start": 21591.100000000002, "end": 21598.100000000002, "text": " Oh God, where'd they go?"}, {"start": 21598.100000000002, "end": 21604.100000000002, "text": " I saw one."}, {"start": 21604.100000000002, "end": 21610.100000000002, "text": " I saw one."}, {"start": 21610.100000000002, "end": 21612.100000000002, "text": " I saw him. I saw him."}, {"start": 21613.100000000002, "end": 21614.600000000002, "text": " Oh god, we're dead!"}, {"start": 21624.600000000002, "end": 21625.600000000002, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 21625.600000000002, "end": 21650.08, "text": " I think that guy's behind the cabinet."}, {"start": 21650.08, "end": 21652.760000000002, "text": " I think he's literally right there."}, {"start": 21652.760000000002, "end": 21659.760000000002, "text": " either there or next to the staircase over here."}, {"start": 21742.760000000002, "end": 21743.760000000002, "text": " Suspect here."}, {"start": 21769.260000000002, "end": 21771.260000000002, "text": " I'm gonna talk. Suspect down."}, {"start": 21772.760000000002, "end": 21798.760000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21978.760000000002, "end": 21997.760000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21997.760000000002, "end": 22019.760000000002, "text": " I think he might be dead."}, {"start": 22049.760000000002, "end": 22074.760000000002, "text": " I'm gonna stop by the fucking wall!"}, {"start": 22074.760000000002, "end": 22081.760000000002, "text": " I'm sure he's just sitting on the open."}, {"start": 22134.760000000002, "end": 22136.760000000002, "text": " Oh, thank god."}, {"start": 22136.760000000002, "end": 22138.760000000002, "text": " Stay here. Stay calm."}, {"start": 22141.760000000002, "end": 22143.160000000003, "text": " I need a talk."}, {"start": 22143.160000000003, "end": 22145.160000000003, "text": " Superman standing by the trails."}, {"start": 22145.160000000003, "end": 22147.160000000003, "text": " I brought the card."}, {"start": 22147.160000000003, "end": 22149.160000000003, "text": " I just don't want you to be here."}, {"start": 22149.160000000003, "end": 22151.160000000003, "text": " Your hand is behind your back."}, {"start": 22152.160000000003, "end": 22154.160000000003, "text": " Thank you, Chief."}, {"start": 22155.160000000003, "end": 22157.160000000003, "text": " Entering the talk."}, {"start": 22157.160000000003, "end": 22159.160000000003, "text": " We have been brought to our customers."}, {"start": 22164.760000000002, "end": 22194.600000000002, "text": " Oh my god, do I try?"}, {"start": 22194.600000000002, "end": 22201.600000000002, "text": " Right now it's time for this institution."}, {"start": 22224.600000000002, "end": 22236.600000000002, "text": " Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey."}, {"start": 22236.600000000002, "end": 22237.600000000002, "text": " Sea chatter?"}, {"start": 22237.600000000002, "end": 22238.600000000002, "text": " Can't reach it."}, {"start": 22238.600000000002, "end": 22258.72, "text": " I want to hide your feelings."}, {"start": 22258.72, "end": 22259.72, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 22265.72, "end": 22266.72, "text": " Someone works."}, {"start": 22266.72, "end": 22267.72, "text": " He's dead."}, {"start": 22285.72, "end": 22288.72, "text": " Leave the talk. Suspect is breathing, but unconscious."}, {"start": 22296.72, "end": 22309.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22399.16, "end": 22417.88, "text": " dude dude dude what is happening"}, {"start": 22459.16, "end": 22472.84, "text": " Don't come for to really be in the same note 200 times in 20 seconds that was sick."}, {"start": 22472.84, "end": 22474.84, "text": " You do be doing that, sure."}, {"start": 22502.84, "end": 22524.84, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22524.84, "end": 22531.84, "text": " Okay, so we've put the good version on."}, {"start": 22554.84, "end": 22561.84, "text": " Look at that blood."}, {"start": 22584.84, "end": 22608.44, "text": " of the bomb."}, {"start": 22608.44, "end": 22613.44, "text": " Just pretend it's John Carpenter, guys."}, {"start": 22613.44, "end": 22635.399999999998, "text": " I mean, it's kind of the same thing, right?"}, {"start": 22635.4, "end": 22651.4, "text": " Wait, it hits two notes, I forgot."}, {"start": 22651.4, "end": 22658.4, "text": " I wonder what sound effect that is."}, {"start": 22681.4, "end": 22683.4, "text": " Adoi!"}, {"start": 22711.4, "end": 22713.4, "text": " We can get back to you"}, {"start": 22733.4, "end": 22735.4, "text": " Door cover"}, {"start": 22741.4, "end": 22746.4, "text": " Oh, I gotta go back to that other playlist."}, {"start": 22746.4, "end": 22749.4, "text": " A moment."}, {"start": 22756.4, "end": 22759.4, "text": " That's the same one."}, {"start": 22765.4, "end": 22769.4, "text": " There's still a guy wandering the halls."}, {"start": 22801.4, "end": 22808.4, "text": " We're so fucking dead, man, if he's in the hall, man, then..."}, {"start": 22831.4, "end": 22856.4, "text": " If this door is closed, he's dead."}, {"start": 22856.4, "end": 22863.4, "text": " I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it, but I'm sure it's the right way to do it."}, {"start": 22886.4, "end": 22889.4, "text": " Floor 2."}, {"start": 22889.4, "end": 22892.4, "text": " Flare."}, {"start": 22916.4, "end": 22938.4, "text": " All flashes, no wounds."}, {"start": 22938.4, "end": 22940.4, "text": " Whoops, thanks for selling it."}, {"start": 22940.4, "end": 22942.4, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 22942.4, "end": 22946.0, "text": " Whoops."}, {"start": 22946.0, "end": 22952.06, "text": " I still tell the purple rice story to this day."}, {"start": 22952.06, "end": 22960.54, "text": " The guy gin rice feels bad"}, {"start": 23012.06, "end": 23032.940000000002, "text": " Oh, where's the door?"}, {"start": 23092.94, "end": 23117.02, "text": " Where's that guy?"}, {"start": 23117.02, "end": 23121.78, "text": " It's funny, from his perspective he can definitely see my mirror gun poking through the door."}, {"start": 23121.78, "end": 23125.28, "text": " Oh, because he's a stupid fucking robot, he doesn't shoot through the door?"}, {"start": 23144.579999999998, "end": 23145.379999999997, "text": " Yeah, whatever."}, {"start": 23151.78, "end": 23153.78, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 23157.78, "end": 23159.78, "text": " I have one death suspect here."}, {"start": 23159.78, "end": 23161.78, "text": " Whoa! Journalist!"}, {"start": 23165.78, "end": 23167.78, "text": " Stay calm."}, {"start": 23168.78, "end": 23170.78, "text": " This is gonna make a hell of a deal."}, {"start": 23170.78, "end": 23172.78, "text": " Elevator, one of the turning detainees."}, {"start": 23174.78, "end": 23176.78, "text": " Look, I told them I'd just be right here."}, {"start": 23176.78, "end": 23178.78, "text": " Please, I can do my job."}, {"start": 23178.78, "end": 23180.78, "text": " Double checks for traps?"}, {"start": 23181.78, "end": 23182.78, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 23182.78, "end": 23188.78, "text": " I got to hear footsteps."}, {"start": 23188.78, "end": 23200.78, "text": " This guy said engage."}, {"start": 23200.78, "end": 23204.78, "text": " Like from Star Trek?"}, {"start": 23204.78, "end": 23208.78, "text": " Where's John Luke goes?"}, {"start": 23208.78, "end": 23209.78, "text": " Engage."}, {"start": 23209.78, "end": 23214.199999999997, "text": " Sorry, I gotta stop talking."}, {"start": 23214.199999999997, "end": 23218.16, "text": " I gotta stop talking now."}, {"start": 23218.16, "end": 23229.26, "text": " My attention is drifting to episodic mid-90s television."}, {"start": 23229.260000000002, "end": 23242.260000000002, "text": " this dude is literally right next to the door"}, {"start": 23242.260000000002, "end": 23257.7, "text": " Hey, we chill, bruh?"}, {"start": 23257.7, "end": 23263.06, "text": " Well, he is not scared."}, {"start": 23263.06, "end": 23268.780000000002, "text": " He just is not scared."}, {"start": 23268.78, "end": 23270.78, "text": " Fuck you"}, {"start": 23276.82, "end": 23279.66, "text": " He kicked the door open while he was doubled over in pain"}, {"start": 23298.78, "end": 23315.42, "text": " Oh man, we were wide open there."}, {"start": 23315.420000000002, "end": 23322.420000000002, "text": " I think I've smoked them."}, {"start": 23335.100000000002, "end": 23342.100000000002, "text": " Aren't you mad, traveler?"}, {"start": 23345.420000000002, "end": 23350.420000000002, "text": " After that, I'll protect."}, {"start": 23350.420000000002, "end": 23364.420000000002, "text": " Okay, that first shot killed him, by the way."}, {"start": 23364.420000000002, "end": 23369.420000000002, "text": " Or need to close both of these doors, please let me, mate."}, {"start": 23369.420000000002, "end": 23374.420000000002, "text": " Oh, we got him."}, {"start": 23374.420000000002, "end": 23391.54, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 23391.54, "end": 23392.54, "text": " Got your foot?"}, {"start": 23392.54, "end": 23393.54, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 23393.54, "end": 23395.54, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 23423.54, "end": 23425.54, "text": " Where do we think he is? We got four flashbangs."}, {"start": 23438.96, "end": 23450.32, "text": " So fucking dead man. I'm just gonna throw one over there. I'm scared. Okay, I don't think there was no flash in the one boys."}, {"start": 23453.54, "end": 23462.9, "text": " There was a third gun."}, {"start": 23462.9, "end": 23473.34, "text": " Almost that was him."}, {"start": 23473.34, "end": 23484.58, "text": " We're actually kinda low on bullets."}, {"start": 23484.58, "end": 23485.58, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 23485.58, "end": 23499.58, "text": " I kinda gotta go looking for this guy."}, {"start": 23499.58, "end": 23509.58, "text": " Surely he did not run this way, right?"}, {"start": 23509.58, "end": 23515.18, "text": " But there were no open doors we're good."}, {"start": 23515.18, "end": 23519.820000000003, "text": " W!"}, {"start": 23519.820000000003, "end": 23525.58, "text": " We did waste two flash bangers, though."}, {"start": 23525.58, "end": 23544.100000000002, "text": " They're greater thugs, level 10 CR, 10 CR rather."}, {"start": 23544.100000000002, "end": 23550.100000000002, "text": " possess the ability to earthbind"}, {"start": 23558.140000000003, "end": 23562.980000000003, "text": " what is so fucking scary man"}, {"start": 23566.54, "end": 23571.180000000004, "text": " perhaps point man's aura is simply that potent"}, {"start": 23571.18, "end": 23578.18, "text": " He hasn't showered in weeks."}, {"start": 23578.18, "end": 23596.18, "text": " All right, let's see if he became a cabinet boy."}, {"start": 23596.18, "end": 23618.36, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 23618.36, "end": 23619.36, "text": " Almost blasted that lady."}, {"start": 23619.36, "end": 23624.32, "text": " I'm- I'm NGL."}, {"start": 23624.32, "end": 23625.66, "text": " I'm literally MGL."}, {"start": 23630.36, "end": 23631.32, "text": " I'm IGL."}, {"start": 23631.48, "end": 23632.76, "text": " He's one. He's one."}, {"start": 23636.68, "end": 23637.76, "text": " Go back to base and heal."}, {"start": 23641.96, "end": 23642.84, "text": " He's literally one."}, {"start": 23652.56, "end": 23653.36, "text": " What if you moved?"}, {"start": 23654.32, "end": 23666.64, "text": " I don't like this, boys."}, {"start": 23666.64, "end": 23675.6, "text": " Not one bit."}, {"start": 23675.600000000002, "end": 23682.600000000002, "text": " days you don't shoot me in the back."}, {"start": 23685.2, "end": 23688.000000000004, "text": " Not close enough."}, {"start": 23688.000000000004, "end": 23691.000000000004, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 23691.000000000004, "end": 23698.000000000004, "text": " Couldn't we open both doors and then close both doors?"}, {"start": 23705.600000000002, "end": 23707.600000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23717.440000000002, "end": 23719.440000000002, "text": " Guys in love with the middle"}, {"start": 23727.440000000002, "end": 23729.440000000002, "text": " Already"}, 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goofy, go goofy."}, {"start": 23842.76, "end": 23849.76, "text": " Holds up Ritalin."}, {"start": 23850.2, "end": 23852.8, "text": " Um, yeah."}, {"start": 23852.8, "end": 23859.8, "text": " So this is where we're at."}, {"start": 23863.8, "end": 23871.82, "text": " No one out here."}, {"start": 23871.82, "end": 23873.84, "text": " That don't mean shit though."}, {"start": 23873.84, "end": 23877.239999999998, "text": " We know there's at least one guy in the courtroom."}, {"start": 23877.239999999998, "end": 23884.68, "text": " We've got a lay-upic camera."}, {"start": 23884.68, "end": 23887.8, "text": " Watching our bizzack."}, {"start": 23887.8, "end": 23890.8, "text": " Now we peek."}, {"start": 23890.8, "end": 23898.54, "text": " It'll all be over soon."}, {"start": 23898.54, "end": 23903.88, "text": " That guy saw me through space."}, {"start": 23903.88, "end": 23905.88, "text": " Now he's gonna start shooting his gun randomly."}, {"start": 23906.58, "end": 23907.08, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 23933.88, "end": 23935.88, "text": " We've got some trouble here."}, {"start": 23935.88, "end": 23937.88, "text": " Celebs!"}, {"start": 23947.88, "end": 23949.88, "text": " Show me through the window."}, {"start": 23953.88, "end": 23955.88, "text": " Clever girl!"}, {"start": 23959.88, "end": 23961.88, "text": " Clever girl!"}, {"start": 23963.88, "end": 23965.88, "text": " Boom boom boom boom"}, {"start": 23967.22, "end": 23969.22, "text": " I want you in my room"}, {"start": 23972.68, "end": 23974.68, "text": " Hold on"}, {"start": 23980.36, "end": 23985.64, "text": " Oh, well sorry to say doubters, but this is the one"}, {"start": 23993.88, "end": 24014.88, "text": " I forgot the key."}, {"start": 24014.88, "end": 24016.88, "text": " I"}, {"start": 24044.88, "end": 24048.600000000002, "text": " Where are you Billy?"}, {"start": 24048.600000000002, "end": 24050.88, "text": " The point man spares no terrorists Billy."}, {"start": 24074.88, "end": 24092.64, "text": " Got those bullets are enormous."}, {"start": 24092.64, "end": 24099.920000000002, "text": " I love to stick those in my ass."}, {"start": 24099.920000000002, "end": 24106.920000000002, "text": " Let's see if I can get him to detonate."}, {"start": 24119.600000000002, "end": 24126.600000000002, "text": " Stick your creed more in my ass."}, {"start": 24126.600000000002, "end": 24135.000000000004, "text": " why is the plane the same song because it's in here twice"}, {"start": 24137.000000000004, "end": 24139.800000000003, "text": " all right"}, {"start": 24141.72, "end": 24144.72, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 24146.72, "end": 24150.36, "text": " I still gotta watch these movies"}, {"start": 24150.36, "end": 24157.36, "text": " of"}, {"start": 24157.36, "end": 24159.36, "text": " them"}, {"start": 24159.36, "end": 24164.36, "text": " and"}, {"start": 24164.36, "end": 24167.36, "text": " if"}, {"start": 24167.36, "end": 24174.36, "text": " if"}, {"start": 24174.36, "end": 24203.36, "text": " I really know big strong terrorists will come by and kill me while I disarm the strap."}, {"start": 24233.36, "end": 24240.36, "text": " What was that bitch?"}, {"start": 24263.36, "end": 24283.8, "text": " Stone Cold."}, {"start": 24283.8, "end": 24290.8, "text": " weird death animation he felt it was falling backwards."}, {"start": 24313.8, "end": 24318.8, "text": " Wow, how long is this version? Jesus, I've heard enough."}, {"start": 24321.8, "end": 24325.8, "text": " Geez Louise, that's enough snake plus kin."}, {"start": 24335.8, "end": 24338.8, "text": " More like snake piss kin."}, {"start": 24373.8, "end": 24375.8, "text": " Reloading."}, {"start": 24383.8, "end": 24387.8, "text": " Do you take the blue pill?"}, {"start": 24388.8, "end": 24390.8, "text": " Or do you take..."}, {"start": 24395.8, "end": 24397.8, "text": " the blue pill?"}, {"start": 24397.8, "end": 24399.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24403.8, "end": 24425.8, "text": " I never saw the most recent Matrix movie."}, {"start": 24455.8, "end": 24465.8, "text": " One more good track. Lock in."}, {"start": 24473.8, "end": 24476.8, "text": " Another bed up. Final attempt."}, {"start": 24485.8, "end": 24495.96, "text": " One of my favorite YouTube videos."}, {"start": 24495.96, "end": 24508.76, "text": " Kaboos C15, there's a-"}, {"start": 24508.76, "end": 24509.76, "text": " Oh yeah, bud!"}, {"start": 24539.760000000002, "end": 24546.760000000002, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 24558.56, "end": 24560.440000000002, "text": " He missed."}, {"start": 24560.440000000002, "end": 24567.760000000002, "text": " Mayhaps it's Simon D."}, {"start": 24567.760000000002, "end": 24569.760000000002, "text": " they don't normally miss"}, {"start": 24597.760000000002, "end": 24599.760000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 24624.320000000003, "end": 24626.320000000003, "text": " Try one more good job"}, {"start": 24627.760000000002, "end": 24634.760000000002, "text": " I'm feeling it, Mr. Krabs!"}, {"start": 24634.760000000002, "end": 24637.760000000002, "text": " Ugh!"}, {"start": 24637.760000000002, "end": 24666.280000000002, "text": " I'm just gonna flex all my muskles."}, {"start": 24666.28, "end": 24695.96, "text": " I would kill for a fucking rainbow six-seed drone though, like chatter from several hours"}, {"start": 24695.96, "end": 24700.6, "text": " go holy moly"}, {"start": 24708.52, "end": 24713.239999999998, "text": " shut down I want to see"}, {"start": 24713.239999999998, "end": 24720.04, "text": " okay I'm down I'm down I don't have to I don't have to focus right now it's yeah"}, {"start": 24725.96, "end": 24755.76, "text": " Oh man, that's awesome buddy."}, {"start": 24755.760000000002, "end": 24757.2, "text": " There's the cap. There's the cap."}, {"start": 24757.2, "end": 24759.760000000002, "text": " That was a little goopy. A little silly, even."}, {"start": 24771.2, "end": 24774.800000000003, "text": " Hurry up! I just want to hit retry!"}, {"start": 24785.760000000002, "end": 24798.760000000002, "text": " I need someone to step on my back dude holy shit."}, {"start": 24798.760000000002, "end": 24808.760000000002, "text": " cctv is not attended."}, {"start": 24808.760000000002, "end": 24812.760000000002, "text": " The system still running."}, {"start": 24812.760000000002, "end": 24821.960000000003, "text": " You know that we'll have to head on."}, {"start": 24821.960000000003, "end": 24825.960000000003, "text": " I hope we're someone turning back on to monitor us."}, {"start": 24825.96, "end": 24827.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 24835.96, "end": 24837.96, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 24840.6, "end": 24843.079999999998, "text": " Every corner every door"}, {"start": 24843.08, "end": 24845.08, "text": " Oh, wait."}, {"start": 24853.08, "end": 24857.08, "text": " Except we're down here. Down here is safe. Relatively."}, {"start": 24866.08, "end": 24871.08, "text": " Alright. Serious mode. It's time to Giga lock in."}, {"start": 24873.08, "end": 24886.280000000002, "text": " The sponge bobby moat reported IP theft."}, {"start": 24886.28, "end": 24906.78, "text": " someone else"}, {"start": 24906.78, "end": 24909.02, "text": " I will protect the interests of my favorite companies"}, {"start": 24909.02, "end": 24912.02, "text": " Well, guess we're going this way."}, {"start": 24912.02, "end": 24933.02, "text": " Oh man, I really want to go this way."}, {"start": 24933.02, "end": 24935.02, "text": " We're going to know what takes the first seven."}, {"start": 24935.02, "end": 24938.66, "text": " It's got a lot of spit in my mouth."}, {"start": 24938.66, "end": 24942.78, "text": " Does that mean I'm locked in?"}, {"start": 24942.78, "end": 24957.02, "text": " Dude, I literally look away for less than a second than that should happen, bro."}, {"start": 24957.02, "end": 24965.0, "text": " The Bernard mix ain't doing it for me, bros."}, {"start": 24965.0, "end": 24971.72, "text": " away for one second this dude kicks the door down instantly shoots me"}, {"start": 24979.76, "end": 24986.24, "text": " Boyd Bosch sorry Bo boy VD Bosch they do something for Boyd"}, {"start": 24986.24, "end": 24993.24, "text": " Oh no. Maybe this. Hmm."}, {"start": 25007.24, "end": 25009.24, "text": " The Highway Chase? Chase?"}, {"start": 25009.24, "end": 25017.88, "text": " See, like, in the Matrix, the video game, do you remember the highway chase level?"}, {"start": 25017.88, "end": 25018.88, "text": " That level sucked."}, {"start": 25018.88, "end": 25019.88, "text": " It was terrible."}, {"start": 25049.88, "end": 25051.88, "text": " You got a dead suspect here."}, {"start": 25053.02, "end": 25055.02, "text": " Nice cons, dude."}, {"start": 25056.88, "end": 25058.88, "text": " It left me for dead."}, {"start": 25059.18, "end": 25062.18, "text": " And the exit, obviously, to waiting outside."}, {"start": 25079.88, "end": 25080.68, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 25081.98, "end": 25082.48, "text": " I think..."}, {"start": 25085.88, "end": 25088.280000000002, "text": " For the run, we'll listen to the game music."}, {"start": 25094.88, "end": 25096.98, "text": " Are you guys turning game volume..."}, {"start": 25097.280000000002, "end": 25098.780000000002, "text": " Game music off-gamers?"}, {"start": 25099.280000000002, "end": 25100.280000000002, "text": " Yeah, you're nice."}, {"start": 25103.68, "end": 25106.08, "text": " Because if you are, I- I do not fuck with you, dawg."}, {"start": 25109.88, "end": 25129.08, "text": " I think I've died in every possible way that I get on this level."}, {"start": 25129.08, "end": 25132.52, "text": " That has to count for something."}, {"start": 25132.52, "end": 25134.08, "text": " I don't have my fucking key card."}, {"start": 25134.08, "end": 25135.08, "text": " I'm going back."}, {"start": 25135.08, "end": 25136.08, "text": " I'm going back."}, {"start": 25136.08, "end": 25137.08, "text": " Fuck this."}, {"start": 25137.08, "end": 25139.08, "text": " Fuck this"}, {"start": 25151.56, "end": 25153.56, "text": " So rabbit, thanks for seven"}, {"start": 25164.24, "end": 25166.24, "text": " Youink"}, {"start": 25167.08, "end": 25176.68, "text": " I can feel myself losing focus, and I know reading some epic Mameys from Twitch chat"}, {"start": 25176.68, "end": 25179.88, "text": " will absolutely shatter my focus."}, {"start": 25179.88, "end": 25184.600000000002, "text": " I'm weak."}, {"start": 25184.600000000002, "end": 25187.280000000002, "text": " I'm weak."}, {"start": 25187.280000000002, "end": 25190.800000000003, "text": " Hold it."}, {"start": 25190.8, "end": 25192.8, "text": " hold on"}, {"start": 25196.8, "end": 25198.8, "text": " okay man, I got it, you're dead"}, {"start": 25203.8, "end": 25205.8, "text": " still standing here like a cryptid?"}, {"start": 25205.8, "end": 25222.92, "text": " What is like the scariest like horror thing that you can see?"}, {"start": 25222.92, "end": 25228.64, "text": " I feel like persons standing in the corner of the room unmoving is pretty fucking scary."}, {"start": 25228.64, "end": 25238.64, "text": " There's a keycard right there."}, {"start": 25238.64, "end": 25248.04, "text": " I'm getting stuffed right now."}, {"start": 25248.04, "end": 25249.04, "text": " I'm an adult."}, {"start": 25249.04, "end": 25252.04, "text": " I can talk if I want to."}, {"start": 25252.04, "end": 25253.04, "text": " Now! Now!"}, {"start": 25256.04, "end": 25258.04, "text": " I have to come here for our safety."}, {"start": 25259.04, "end": 25260.04, "text": " Come on, man, I've got a race!"}, {"start": 25260.04, "end": 25261.04, "text": " Now you can talk."}, {"start": 25261.04, "end": 25264.04, "text": " We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport."}, {"start": 25264.04, "end": 25293.04, "text": " I was just trying to scare her."}, {"start": 25293.04, "end": 25296.68, "text": " At least I didn't lose points for that."}, {"start": 25296.68, "end": 25300.04, "text": " I did not see it pop up."}, {"start": 25300.04, "end": 25302.04, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 25302.04, "end": 25309.84, "text": " I honestly did not expect to hit her, but I guess that's just where my fucking cross"}, {"start": 25309.84, "end": 25311.84, "text": " here is."}, {"start": 25311.84, "end": 25316.280000000002, "text": " I'm just trying to spook her a little bit."}, {"start": 25316.280000000002, "end": 25318.760000000002, "text": " Spook her in the dooker."}, {"start": 25318.760000000002, "end": 25334.920000000002, "text": " That's a World of Warcraft reference."}, {"start": 25334.920000000002, "end": 25335.920000000002, "text": " Remember Oak-Dukum?"}, {"start": 25335.920000000002, "end": 25336.920000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 25336.920000000002, "end": 25363.320000000003, "text": " Yeah we didn't lose that much HP there's this block you see that"}, {"start": 25366.920000000002, "end": 25368.920000000002, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 25373.160000000003, "end": 25376.84, "text": " Any murderers in chat is that how the blood typically is predicted?"}, {"start": 25382.36, "end": 25391.4, "text": " Wobble647 says get off this booby-ag game bro hop on rust peanut server bro. Please bro. I'll have harming bro"}, {"start": 25396.920000000002, "end": 25398.120000000003, "text": " Uh, fuck."}, {"start": 25400.72, "end": 25402.920000000002, "text": " Me when I'm about to boot up the stream."}, {"start": 25404.52, "end": 25406.72, "text": " Time to make some content."}, {"start": 25411.920000000002, "end": 25414.920000000002, "text": " Not now, mom. I'm making content."}, {"start": 25420.120000000003, "end": 25420.920000000002, "text": " I see you."}, {"start": 25426.920000000002, "end": 25433.920000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25433.920000000002, "end": 25438.920000000002, "text": " the"}, {"start": 25438.920000000002, "end": 25452.920000000002, "text": " fact that"}, {"start": 25452.920000000002, "end": 25458.440000000002, "text": " I feel like if I was in that lady's situation and some dude just like totally silently breaching blue's brains out"}, {"start": 25458.440000000002, "end": 25465.280000000002, "text": " I think my reaction would be like yeah, that was fucking awesome, and then I would dapp up the guy who saved me"}, {"start": 25472.36, "end": 25477.06, "text": " And they would give me his desert eagle and then we would clear the rest of the level together"}, {"start": 25482.920000000002, "end": 25502.160000000003, "text": " To be point man sidekick, what a life it would be."}, {"start": 25502.16, "end": 25504.16, "text": " Where are you, bitch?"}, {"start": 25506.48, "end": 25508.48, "text": " Welp."}, {"start": 25515.64, "end": 25517.64, "text": " Staring directly at me, eh?"}, {"start": 25520.04, "end": 25522.04, "text": " Rookie mistake!"}, {"start": 25522.04, "end": 25544.84, "text": " I've activated my Amphetamine form."}, {"start": 25544.84, "end": 25555.84, "text": " of 30 milligram extended release shape of 16 hour twitch stream"}, {"start": 25560.04, "end": 25566.52, "text": " turn around keep your hand on us you'd never come it was supposed to be just a"}, {"start": 25566.52, "end": 25572.56, "text": " story armor has done some good work so far"}, {"start": 25574.84, "end": 25579.78, "text": " So, we're gonna get our flash out there because..."}, {"start": 25579.78, "end": 25587.62, "text": " We'll just get our flash out of there."}, {"start": 25587.62, "end": 25600.2, "text": " We'll get our flash out of there because, we'll get our flash out of there because,"}, {"start": 25600.2, "end": 25604.52, "text": " It will piss them off."}, {"start": 25604.52, "end": 25610.2, "text": " They were like, hey, wait a second."}, {"start": 25610.2, "end": 25612.0, "text": " Didn't check for traps."}, {"start": 25612.0, "end": 25616.88, "text": " Gigagir, thanks for some assistance."}, {"start": 25616.88, "end": 25618.24, "text": " I'm going to the Dodgers game tomorrow."}, {"start": 25618.24, "end": 25622.0, "text": " What do I tell my husband to Otani when I see him?"}, {"start": 25622.0, "end": 25631.58, "text": " should say I only watch baseball because of you. And then it's gonna be like who's"}, {"start": 25631.58, "end": 25637.3, "text": " your second favorite sports guy? It'll be like LeBron James. And they'll hand you"}, {"start": 25637.3, "end": 25644.22, "text": " some white bread and mayonnaise. And then he'll say you look famished."}, {"start": 25644.22, "end": 25655.22, "text": " this seems a right up your alley mr."}, {"start": 25655.22, "end": 25664.22, "text": " I don't know there's something about you."}, {"start": 25664.22, "end": 25669.100000000002, "text": " Is our tiny really that good?"}, {"start": 25669.100000000002, "end": 25677.420000000002, "text": " I don't watch baseball because I think it's fucking boring, but..."}, {"start": 25677.420000000002, "end": 25683.58, "text": " Or is it like some conspiracy shit where they're drumming up hype?"}, {"start": 25683.58, "end": 25685.54, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 25685.54, "end": 25689.98, "text": " Like maybe the commission is silently telling other teams, like, hey man, like, maybe you"}, {"start": 25689.98, "end": 25694.18, "text": " throw that straight ball 70 miles per hour a couple of times."}, {"start": 25694.18, "end": 25706.12, "text": " huh? Maybe you get signed again next year. All I'm saying, straight falls are better"}, {"start": 25706.12, "end": 25718.16, "text": " when they're 60 miles an hour, don't you agree? You guys remember Super Psycho Baseball?"}, {"start": 25718.16, "end": 25720.16, "text": " I've been meaning to play that shit again, actually."}, {"start": 25720.16, "end": 25720.96, "text": " Super!"}, {"start": 25720.96, "end": 25721.96, "text": " Sacko!"}, {"start": 25721.96, "end": 25722.96, "text": " Spacebowl!"}, {"start": 25729.76, "end": 25731.56, "text": " Audio spacebowl?"}, {"start": 25737.36, "end": 25739.76, "text": " It did get updated since the last time I played it."}, {"start": 25739.76, "end": 25743.16, "text": " Like, it's probably not, like, actively updated, but it has been updated since the last time I played it."}, {"start": 25748.16, "end": 25750.88, "text": " So you chill? I gotta..."}, {"start": 25757.84, "end": 25764.16, "text": " It's kind of weird talking to myself. I could do it forever though, rest assured."}, {"start": 25769.2, "end": 25769.84, "text": " And I will."}, {"start": 25769.84, "end": 25791.32, "text": " Oh, happy America Day to you, man."}, {"start": 25791.32, "end": 25795.44, "text": " Some guy earlier said, wouldn't you be worried about the parasocials?"}, {"start": 25795.44, "end": 25798.72, "text": " Because I said I'm kind of jealous about not being able to play like game stores and"}, {"start": 25798.72, "end": 25810.72, "text": " stuff like Indian shit. That shit was funny. People don't recognize me man. They sure don't."}, {"start": 25816.24, "end": 25820.72, "text": " I've been recognized like four times in ten years and I go out of fair amount."}, {"start": 25828.72, "end": 25830.72, "text": " Let's make it."}, {"start": 25833.280000000002, "end": 25835.280000000002, "text": " Kappa? No, I do."}, {"start": 25843.120000000003, "end": 25845.120000000003, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 25850.32, "end": 25854.24, "text": " Okay, there's not a lot of guys so far which is extremely alarming, but what can you do?"}, {"start": 25858.72, "end": 25860.72, "text": " We're gonna..."}, {"start": 25882.72, "end": 25884.72, "text": " Damn this!"}, {"start": 25888.72, "end": 25894.72, "text": " I'm on a fucking wedge, isn't I? Don't know where they are."}, {"start": 25903.72, "end": 25905.72, "text": " A-sassination? Thanks for selling."}, {"start": 25906.72, "end": 25909.72, "text": " Your dedication is commendable."}, {"start": 25910.72, "end": 25912.72, "text": " I have to check back here."}, {"start": 25914.72, "end": 25916.72, "text": " Yeah, we've killed not many people."}, {"start": 25916.72, "end": 25924.04, "text": " I don't like that. Hopefully they have rush me like that one time."}, {"start": 25932.48, "end": 25940.2, "text": " He was walking street. See you guys tomorrow."}]}