I don't want you to have that way until we know what's going on.
Am I smoking weed today, no.
I forgot today was weed day.
Asylum 647, Privileged Insult 647, Jesus Diabrogate 647, is there another level left
for us now?
Thanks for the bits and your eyes and not skies and rely on and the bus to
D e bust to nice name
Wake store. Thanks for something D bus is the 999 sub appreciate that very much
Nexus and fly boy and bet woobly and I might eat that and phantom them fix
phantom
Phantom and phantom on them. Thanks for seven damn
Yeah.
Fan, fan-tun-
Fanim-o-
Fanim-um.
That's hard.
Alright, really, they're 75-thousand raggle theme in Kit Kat and Selfish Slayer, thanks for sub-it.
And Weirdo, thanks for sub-it.
Shots McGee in Cinnamon 96, for sub-it.
Congratulations, my personal friend Matthew Delissi on getting dead last in a baking competition.
Congratulations, Matthew.
Now the last place is congratulatory, personally.
Thorash and our ancient echoes, thanks for sub it.
Harbro, thanks for sub it. Noxuer, thanks for sub it.
Gas powered fart machine, thanks for sub it, nice name.
Scrummin' and Alecren and Leaf the Stratix for Subbot?
And TwoTeddy and Death by Fugu the X for Subbot?
Are you lesser because you switched to Prime Sub?
No, you're greater.
You're giving me Bezos bucks.
98% dollars. Okay.
Two fish and six for seven?
What mods are you using? I'm using a mod to remove talk chatter.
So he shuts up. And that'll be extra 91 months.
Gui, thanks for seven. I saw a kid call Ocarina of Time in an old hidden gem.
That's an ocarina for seven.
good because it is
how did they leave the CCTVs unattended oh we got the flash launcher
I haven't cut the feet.
I found CCTV access point.
The interface appears clean.
Please just finish this, I want to so bad.
Happy 420. Hey, happy uh, happy, happy 420.
But what, oh, 420?
I'm getting jammed, starting to get the number 5 out of the Italia. Number 5.
I think I have too much ammo.
K-Kona-Rod.
How am I supposed to use it all?
Go to TGI Friday's order. I don't really eat there.
Can I use her to raise some mana for the infusix or something?
No way.
No fucking way.
We got shot for our trouble
Not good
Am I winning?
No.
Free.
Free from desire, powerful lyrics, good to dance on, not an eye at those are good lyrics.
We have a civilian in custody
I'm not sure where those voices were coming from
They made one over there.
Yes, it's silence. It's silence, it's truth.
Leave the truck. Suspect is down, 20-10s.
the
Oh
Sir fried basics for seven
Was he in there I miss him
Was he behind the door
He was hiding in a book.
Dude, Valentino Combat theme, wait, it's been a long time.
It's been a long time.
Without you, my friend.
Lock in affirmative
Got an old tarry old Tory on the I am coming of GZ
G
from here Z
Get on the ground!
Press locked for 7th.
Moon slowly turning to Carl from Aqua Team.
I wish.
That guy rules. I'll sit down, ace in a hoppa, and Ilya, I'll fix her to the...
And mech's okay, I'll fix her to the...
I got friggin' rules.
I did notice that, uh, down the middle of my head, I appear to be a thinning ball.
It's going all the way back.
way back. I wish you could do a carl impression.
Ho ho ho! What do you think you're doing here? I get it, I get really good. How's that?
Okay, look at it.
Tonight!
None of this matters.
Turkey is calling. Once again, I do not appreciate the assumption that I must travel to Turkey
to get the hair transplant done.
Okay.
I can afford it in the states.
Oh, he mad.
Generic, I think we're still...
Reversed, small looking good though.
Thank you.
I brushed it myself.
I mean, aren't brushes really just rakes if you think about it?
Bob, lasting ropes, 6 for 7?
Brushes are rakes for the excrement that excretes from your scalp.
They get the civilians ship themselves mod yet, no?
Is that real?
I would add that.
How come my bullet didn't kill that guy?
Did you think the helmet caught it?
of
the
Hell no. Hell no.
Watch my back, disarming.
The door's always open. Why?
of
the
death
of
death
I
Brought the fucking keycard man
We've got to get sus down here.
You see no clear room where the pistol is tactically stupid?
Alright.
Alright, so boy, you first judge, we'll see who wins.
I don't think LARPing at your local shooting range is gonna stack you up against this monster, dude.
If you work in drawing, Judge, he will be five.
Oh.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, probably
Dude he just left
Right chicken enthusiasts extra setup
Oh, yes, I'm going to cross now. I sure hope I don't die
We gave us some control.
I don't think they care if they live or die.
We have a civilian in custody.
The hell is going on?
Got it.
Wait, there's no way you're still on this?
LeMau with 4 O's.
In quotes, you're, why oh you are, double skull emoji at that chatter.
LeMau, all caps, 4 O's minimum.
back down
Did I get him? Is he dead?
Remember when I said the I saw a chart today about reading like literacy?
Kids would be kids would be getting dumber, dude. This was on epic Reddit too. So you know,
This is probably from Science.com.
Science.com slash real.
You have called students who are functionally illiterate.
Hmm.
Police! Now! Now!
This is from the call.
Oh, my wedge.
My name is Jarosx Reservat...
I saw an article yesterday that said that moons can have their own moons and they are
called moon moons.
This is not a joke.
Yeah, I know, man.
I know.
I need to be done with this, man.
I gotta play Divergate.
I actually so much shit I wanna play.
Is it okay to plush it?
No!
Would the prince of all sayings give up in the face of any small adversity?
Fuck.
You gave up during the fight with Brawley?
That was so I could give Kakarot a chance.
I was being generous.
What good is a prince? He's not aboard his subjects with opportunity.
Wait, I want to watch this.
Please don't turn the corner, Mr. Gunman.
Emerge? Thanks for 7.
I didn't give up on seeing it.
I lost.
I lost at the final boss.
No!
We're going to give up on space marine tune after two after 40 minutes.
That game was ass.
Apologies.
I swear I have healed since I've been wounded.
I gotta listen.
I don't know how ass stalker 2 was.
Can't wait for the stalker gamers in 3 years to be like, oh man stalker 2 just released
a patch dude.
It's the best stalker ever now.
It's the best stalker ever dude.
Give me a refund.
Give me a refund and I'll play it for free.
Give me a meal, give me a motherfucking refund!
Rebun me the game!
I'm pretty sure I spent less than $70.30, FPS, 20-25.
How is that possible?
Where's this guy?
Maybe he ran in and out?
Maybe he's gonna be at like the worst possible angle one for me to clear this side and he's gonna fucking snipe my ass.
Is that him?
That was a typewriter.
Stalker 2 is a game pass game so no regrets.
No ragrats.
What's the plan, Boyle?
Do we run for the back door?
Dragon's Dogma 2 is equally his ass.
Yeah, I really did not like that game, holy shit.
I know some people that did.
Fuck it!
I don't have- I don't have Dragon's Dogma nostalgia though.
Of course, the-
He was in the little sleeper that I didn't check.
And I had to check one side or the other and get shot in my back from the fucking
Cabin man or he's hoppin' the back from the fucking cryptid on the left, dude.
Oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops.
Sigh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fucking Cabin man, dude.
D.V. there's a...
It beat D.D.2 to actually play D.D.2.
No, I didn't.
I
Baby happy weed day atcha sketching for something and Robo boy or anything so
That smoke some weed today. No give it up leave it to forson
He said forson
Nice I
I don't hate you.
There's a guy in here.
Wait, look hard.
Hello?
Shut up.
Son of a bitch
Four Kiko
Mm-hmm
You're going hitting the men or women saves more. Oh the man
The man for sure
Actually really hate hitting the women. I'm not being sarcastic
classic.
Police, hands up!
Stop projecting your insult upon me.
We're going to get you out of here.
Don't let the wrong guy!
Exe move, move!
Thanks for seven, holy moly.
We're also going in custody and ready for transport.
Tell Zee, stay perp.
Hey, stay perp, man.
Who's that?
Stay perp, man.
Is that a perp skirt?
My favorite weed string.
Perp slurp?
No, dude, it's perp skirt.
Skirt?
I love weed, and I love smoking it.
Do not prepare the altar.
of
the
blue dream is pretty good
Bomb.
Who here smoke weed today? No shame.
Me.
Got some weed heads in Chad dude, cool.
everyday king me take a break they don't have to be every day
no sir I'm an alcoholic
I'll only have to explore subbing
it keeps the sand thoughts away
go there
push it
there is a scam alright Elrond
All right, Elrub. Who reincarnated you into the world's dumbest Twitch chatter, dude?
Is that your supposed to be on your own fucking planet right now, man?
I didn't see anyone do, yes?
Nay.
It's my birthday for my birthday gift. Please just give up on this level.
it's not that easy it's not that easy can't just quit never give up what did
the the clamor say the clam slammer did when he was harvesting asiatic clams of
minus 13.2 degrees Celsius waters
he's not say bounce on a die-oh he said non die-oh which means do not give up
Hey Moon Moon, it's Fisty Mark just stopping by to say you got this good luck.
Thanks Fisty Mark.
I'm fucking dead!
never give up
I like how the Japanese don't kill yourself ad campaign was basically like yeah this guy has to pick clams out of minus 15 degrees celsius water dude
Can it really be that bad for you?
Ha ha ha.
Don't give up.
You could be standing in freezing water for eight hours a day, dude.
Why would they leave the CCTV unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Falling live feeds.
This could give us a layout advantage.
You're gonna push up per each attempt?
Okay.
So you've done 500, right?
Wait, I brought the key.
This guy walks out.
He looks like the macho man.
Oh, yeah.
Right from the right arm to the left.
I've got something I want to see.
Yeah.
I can't really...
Yeah.
Is there a saying, um, or like, uh, he says, yeah.
I wish I could do a better mantra, man.
I think that's one of the funniest voices.
Alas, I can only do Vegeta and Duke Nukem and a 6 out of 10 Carl.
Philly's gonna win, Sam Punker, Roman Reigns.
Uhhhhhhh.
I don't know, man.
Eva, run down for the mission for those who don't know. Me.
Okay, so basically...
It's a giant sprawling office space.
and doors are trapped and stuff and then you got like bombs and like there's
like like here's a door trap right they got cut them normally normally you got
four other boys to chill with while you're doing this but some chatter was
like dude you're getting achievement if you do this by yourself I was like okay
I mean, how are we gonna be free from desire?
Shit
The suspect is down.
And you know internally I was like I
Was like yeah, I kind of relied on my guys the whole game to like carry me pretty much
So I was like you know what I'd like a little taste of challenge for once
Instead of letting the other bots auto auto aim it out
big fucking mistake big fucking mistake I literally had no I had no skills
whatsoever so we started playing the hardest level in the game the longest
level in the game. After getting carried by our AI teammates with no swat skills.
Now I have IRL door trauma. Where can I step to her doorway? I'm waiting to get
blown up. I'm dreaming about this game. I die in those dreams by the way it haunts
my every dream. Okay we need to remember that this plane is invulnerable.
you for gore so I thought I thought like the middle of it was bulletproof this
individual strand of fern blocked my desert eagle ball
Affirmed to have survived for a millennia for a reason.
Alright.
What's the most disgusting vegetable, dude?
He can't say Taro root, by the way. Sorry.
Broccoli?
Wait, what is it?
There are so many people who hate broccoli, Chad. What the hell? Broccoli's cool.
I missed.
He was over there!
He's a fire-armed collector.
Watch this game.
Who are you to speak directly to me, chatter?
Okay, and not only that, but you say flush this game. What does that mean?
Yeah, let's try one more time with us
This isn't poop
It is a video game
of
the
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Cameras are still active.
We were likely being watched upon entry.
I got the key, boys.
Dude, there's just like...
It's a bit goofy shooting through some of the terrain in this game.
Let's just say that.
Like, there's no way...
I can't shoot through those flowers, they're flowers.
I'd rather watch you play this in that frag meta AI slop game.
There's an AI slop guys.
No.
Why are you nailing it?
Oh no.
No shoot.
Your companion is an android thus AI slop.
It's a shit game with a super dumb plot.
Uh, I heard that it was pretty highly rated, actually.
play none of our weird.
This is a boss, boys.
I gotta close that door.
God bless you all.
Wedge! Wedge!
Alright, fuck it.
How are you not gonna hit Guy in the back?
I'm gonna read it with the puzzle.
I guess fat ass body was blocking the door here.
Three AM6 for seven
They're got like a a bit I bit I dug too deep on my my
Fingers this right ring finger
He's quitting tonight I can feel it I gotta be honest its comments like that attempts to psychoanalyze me
that merely emboldened me.
They inspire me.
Reverse psychology.
Okay, but I expected him to post something like that to embolden me.
Right?
So it has nothing to do with the intention of him saying it.
It has everything to do with him merely saying something to begin with.
Because no matter what, I knew that chatter would type something.
that I would have I that I would read
and I knew that he would type something because I'm streaming and he's reacting
In chat to my stream
I am the Omega
And in any any any any any any any
He's got a noise. It's a fucking noise. I don't think he's got a fucking
Royce's for that, right? It's a little British joke.
Senre and Rui Rui, thanks for sub it.
Bounder, thanks for sub it. Some fat guy's army for sub it.
Where's the music? It's not time for music yet, dude.
Use!
It doesn't sound like it's going very good up there.
It sounds bad.
You are now thinking about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
The one where they're wearing the suits.
You're thinking about how wrinkly they are.
One two or three?
New one.
You're thinking about the one that goes cowabunga, dude.
What was so fun?
Turtles in time was the worst.
Yeah, but the game was cool though.
How's it go?
It goes midnight.
Big Apple.
3 AM.
Big Apple.
3 AM, big apple, big apple, 3 AM, play the music,
You're just like you're dead.
I
Start footsteps line me boys. How was that boss?
You're becoming more like your father.
Whatever happened to him anyway?
How did he die?
Ball of cancer?
A Tragic End.
For the Hero of Cornaria.
Miss Chance to make 420 joke on title.
What's the joke?
I'm sure you'll take the fattest dab on 420PST today.
Uh, fuck me if you want.
of
permission granted
I was here in footsteps and I kind of alarmed.
three
No, what no whammy's behind me, okay?
Is it gay cat time?
No, it's straight cat time.
Oh
Tag
Classic classic
I actually own that guy by the way.
I have the fucking key!
Again!
That wrap battle will be like
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.
And then like Gato's like
Are you okay no
Hey
Can you just take the door open I did not move my mouse man
Any bad guys?
I can't believe I killed that guy by shooting him in the head while he was doing the strafe
bullshit that they did.
The perfect accuracy also I can see through wall strafe where they shoot you with the
gun.
never miss give up it'll make you feel good
you simply do not understand do you this is my Luffy impression by the way
from one piece. He's becoming a voice actor. I think I can do voice acting maybe. I don't
He's just talking, right guys?
pretending to talk. Oh.
You sound exactly like the VA from Half Sword.
Uh-oh.
The OSRS Clan is tired of ready or not as its representative were asking you to wrap
it up.
Hmm.
I would think a bunch of RuneScape players were totally cool to watch the same thing
happen over and over again, but I guess you guys are just posers.
Surprising really
Guess I really was the only real runes here fire bug dude
Me me me
Oh, no!
You're gonna be okay.
I don't need those cycles, want to talk?
And to keep you in the talk.
So no need to kill me.
Yeah, but I know SRS, you make progress.
No, imagine this is like you and every other noob in the RuneScape plan
who was trying to get their FireCabe.
Okay?
Just pretend this is...
You attempting to get your fire cape and failing over and over again.
Whereas I, gigachat.gamer, they called me the Bofa Slanger, did it in one try.
Attempt 508? Yeah, familiar, no?
Who fails jazz do this guy's laughing but you know we did bro
mm-hmm you think a defense spot to your fire keep run you are word shut up a
A testament to my skill.
Unlike you, I didn't have to look up a god.
I took what I thought would be most useful.
I was wrong, but that's okay.
I gotta close this door.
Stato.
Cato.
There's cat. Catto's still an emote, by the way.
I got the name wrong.
I swear there was an emote called Canton.
Mayhaps I was merely mistaken.
Hey, I'm going to close the door and put a wedge in front of it that makes it impossible
to open up, okay?
I'm sure I've known Rims that doorway and kills me.
Is this shit always here?
Who's this?
weird anomaly and he baffled it for seven says what's both of the bow of
fey lindrow or whatever cheers chat who that guy's taking the dab duty he's
probably ripping it right now dude it probably smells like a it probably
sounds like a fucking crack pipe. He's taking the hardest dab, dude.
Why Drupal Blinky? That can't be safe.
So I lost Bopa in CC last night in main game thoughts.
Are they an Iron Man?
Yeah?
How'd they lose it?
I'm interested
Do you forget to
Use that one prayer in the willy and then loss of that way it's called in willy
I got skull tricked, dude
I just don't attack anyone in the wilderness when I've got like valuable stuff on me
You never know, I don't understand the weird intricacies of the game.
There's an option to disable skull attacks.
Oh, I need this guy to come into this room.
I
Know you're not
This is not covered by the lab
It's fine, that's fine. We're so worried
They're advanced thugs
We're not here for you.
They said they were here in a city house.
There's one more guy.
Oh, two more guys.
I wonder if it's in a boot.
First time watching, is he about to do it? Yeah, man.
Ha ha ha ha!
Yep, there's the door, and there's the set right here.
Where'd he get pushed by a guy from this hallway, by the way?
Yeah, let's go flash watch it.
How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?
Quick wasting time, blinds are on the line!
Lady talk, we have a civilian in custody and ready for transport.
Where's the little throwable drone like rainbow sex?
It's this thing right here that music.
Happy 420.
Dude, you guys smoke weed every day.
They're so different, man, okay?
Where was that?
Can you slip a little note under the door for the bad guys that says PLS surrender cat face?
Nah, they don't usually, uh, they're not going to follow directions.
So fucked.
Going for wedge?
Not going for wedge for I have run out of wedge?
for trap now. New ace combat soon. Today I'll do a weed gamble. One has fented it. Wish
me look happy 420 happy 420 man happy 420
why do people on fent insist upon standing up or sitting at weird angle
that causes them to like fold why don't why don't people get comfortable and then
do it. I don't get it.
No chairs.
I think there's a guy in that conference room.
My wife in parenthesis woke says she cannot watch you anymore for doing the fently.
That's the the hill she died on. Oh, this is kind of that's kind of fucked up.
That's not very nice.
That's just a little bit of my dark humor a little bit.
or I'll watch this.
It's trapped.
Same thing now.
Don't want to scare you but you might have a bald spot.
My...
Hi.
What you doing?
If I kill this guy, we're gonna have to deal with the double doors opening pretty much simultaneously.
I think because the angle is so weird, we will go.
How does that not hit him?
How does that flash not hit him?
Aye, aye, aye!
I'm not picking my nose and digging out my dry skin.
For those who don't know, with the Air Ability I had more success IMO.
What's it called? Confirmation bias?
That's not that.
We could talk about this, I just don't want to, you know what I mean?
What the fuck were we using?
This one?
Nice RFK impression.
Oops.
I think that was it.
Use shield.
Unfortunately the mirror gun is too indispensable because it tells me a lot of information about
what's going on in the next room.
What state of alert the enemies are in?
Like if they're going to stay still or not?
The shield also breaks.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
If that lamp gets on,
we're someone turning back on to monitor us.
How you doing today?
Good, I got a poop.
But I'm holding it, smile.
You're being really brave.
Thank you.
T.Y.
So I'm telling you something about your poop stacking fetish.
It was not a fetish.
Unfortunately my poop sketch is off kilter right now.
Oh
Boy can't wait to blow a hole in someone's head
Oh bully
Victim spotted
Oh, yeah, you're something a really loud punch that's cool
Think about going with the rifle is getting up top is so hard it's so hard
I did not mean to do that, did not mean to let go yet.
Baaargh!
Smoked him though!
Lumberactics forgot so.
You still on this level at this point, you winning won't be surprising but expected.
You can only throw shit on the wall if I ain't number of times still expose your name, you
know?
Is he wrong?
Well, what he described is practice and improvement, and he mistakenly stupidly mistook it for
or luck. Boom!
Boom
Get an improved for 400 runs
No, man, I just don't know man, maybe I'm just shit I cut this yeah, maybe I'm pooping
The AI in these ads is pretty weird knowing you're on the side of the wall auto-aiming
before you go through seems while even for a heart mode challenge.
I mean, he's the guy of the enemies.
To be fair, most of the time when they're standing still, they're not auto aiming at you.
But when they're like strafing and shit and like running around,
they will track you through a wall. There's a guy right here.
I'm gonna take this.
Shit!
And you're gonna come.
We got one thing telling us suspect.
And we're gonna react to time this faster if you tripwire.
Are we going?
Are we safe?
I would be interested to know if that just like makes it faster all around.
Ow!
Where'd you go big man?
Wait I get him?
Oh look I got him.
Whatcha doin'?
Oh no.
I'm almost friggin' dead.
Never give up.
Try flashing the enemy and not yourself.
That's gonna have a hard flash.
When if you beat this game will you be done with this game forever.
Nah, I've played it though.
This game's cool.
Epic even.
What is the name of the tool he uses to do that, by the way?
What is that?
Mere, mere, mere, mere.
A leather man.
What the fuck is it called, a leather man?
was it for cutting leather originally fuck you leather man that was the
brand name I'm dead fuck you
Fuck you!
Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dick.
Hmm.
That's a different video, but okay.
It all blends together.
The gay porn.
Yeah, when you watch so much, dude.
I see Tandex for self.
You were playing Going Medieval, no.
I
Well played well played
go shit no I'm not trying to poop well played genuinely you blame for what
happened
um
I should have been ready
here or not or I guess you could say I was literally not ready
one
of
four knots
to get the key
for a hypothetical and
Let's say someone put up a bet on one of those prediction gambling websites.
Will they bet on anything?
Is that legal?
And does me knowing about it make it illegal?
there's no regulations so if I was like hey everyone go bet on this would that be illegal
No.
Okay, after the record, I do not condone that.
Oh, the WECODE!
Wow!
There are regulations watched last week tonight by John Oliver that just came out today.
Sorry, I'm blind.
I can't really watch television.
You good?
all over. Dude, chat when any celebrity is mentioned. When it has something to do vaguely
with politics, they're like, dude, that guy is so fucking stupid. I hate that guy. You're
You're stupid for watching him.
Or her.
Fuck you.
Insert celebrity Omega-Lavage?
I mean, that's true most of the time.
Keycard.
You watch an ass man mold though?
Yeah, I like his reacts.
I like when he goes, yeah, uh-huh, yeah.
And then he does his cool, uh, Tourette's eyebrow waggle or some shit.
I love that.
Yeah, yeah, yep.
Yep, mm-hmm.
Yep.
Yep. Mm-hmm. Yep. Yep. There it is. There it is. Yep. Mm-hmm.
Hey, guys.
So true. So true.
Always we are back. Always we are back. Gaming is back.
I can't wait to play insert game here
okay I think we need splashes guys is what I would say if I was a cow which I am
Leave it to me. You got one thing telling me to shut up.
Don't handcuff them. Why the fuck would I have blues their brains out?
We are in trouble
See you oh man
Why can you not reach that?
Doesn't see something cool.
Don't move.
probably shot nice that's what I was going to do
is he immune to this or what? what's happening?
He is immune, I think.
Why was he immune to that?
Oh, he's wearing the cool COVID mask.
No wonder.
Be when the government tells me to mask up.
Hell no.
I'm going to Walmart and I'm going to get me a bandana and I'm going to look like a cowboy from those 1950s cowboy
shows I used to watch like caravan.
Then I'm going to wear it.
I'm going to look like a bandito.
If this guy moved it would be so sad.
Hi, nice.
I can't...
Not really.
I even shot extra times at different angles.
I hit him one time.
Not cool if I BRB.
This be your word.
I'll BRB.
Hey Captain, what we had something we want to tell you?
Yeah, what's up?
I don't know what the word is.
This shit not fucking annoying though.
Retail, retail, retail, ooooh!
Woohoohoohoo!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
What happened?
AHHHHH!
HAHAHAHAHA!
BITCH!
That would suck a dick!
Wrap that cash with someone else, Zit. Who said you could open it?
What are the themes of this game so far?
One.
My home is weird and I hate it.
Two.
Uh.
uh
Soldier gets respect even though he's installing security cameras and hitting kids
Three weed lol
Four uh
Oh, yeah rich equals bad
five equal a five is bullying equals bad yeah sorry we'll go back to four
capitalism bad there we go six time travel is good for building social
relationship's good nice you see a superpower
What is your character plan I want to be a two-foot tall blue skinned
Obadouba
This motherfucker lives and dies by the fucking memes man what what meme is that are you a Smurf like it's from one of his
I didn't know what it was either like he stopped screaming as chat comes in and they just start spamming uba-duba like
What the fuck is upaduba?
I've never heard this in my life
when they're like, it's from a game jam thing.
I'm like, oh, it all makes fucking sense now.
Good believe it.
Pfft.
I'm changing my fricking frame rate hold on it's not possible dude why
Why would I use this?
Nice and cold.
Just the way I like it.
Now, where's the microwave again?
Bro, when I went AFK just out, you better believe I microwaved some coffee and then that sandwich.
He's gonna make me wait, dude.
I should take a shower and clear my mind.
My weekly shower.
You've never failed to bring me some happy thoughts?
Strange.
I remember the shower being larger.
These faucets are too tiny for a manly finger.
Try to fight the tree guardian last night. I gotta say man. I
Gotta say
God gamer and everything but souls games I said it I
Said it you won't I'm Brayless Gowie and no we don't sell horses
But we do eat well the stables are owned by an orc and see you know
orcs and horses um no i do not know
does this say rimworld re skin lumbau
Oh my god man, holy shit, I need water source for peasants.
I
He's dead. We don't bear back. I gave her five gold already
Hello, oh, I'm sorry. I just sneezed on my cat guys
What am I have cat allergies, bro?
Holy frick
Don't mind me guys just blowin' my nose out of the ground.
I'll um, dude.
I gotta see him again.
He liked it, he liked it.
I'm not gonna lie boys I got like like two hours left on the stack man before I
go to the rip I'm gonna try and go as long as I can Zidane and Loco Danly
for seven
Is there a one that's first of it?
Hey, go to the bathroom!
Power level 9, 8th or 7th?
This gun's so cool, it'll be all like, wow.
Okay, sure.
Sure.
Sure
You show loadout
I got full steel armor
I got the Creed more battle rifle. I got four mags
We got five regular flash, but oh here it is, right?
There you go. No side arm ammo. I
Don't know why you would want to know my loadout though because it's not good
the ladder at least for 9997 dude what's up dude in the party time of beer house
thanks for sub it gene folk thanks for sub it
now see your feet you don't want that
get a new comment from everything I say is why
and Chad who says you got this moon moon
I believe in me, too.
I believe in the me that has yet to be.
That's a bar by the way.
Bars?
Here I am with my mirror gun.
Me and the terrorists gonna have some fun.
blout blout I'm shooting them with my gun look at him go they on the run
bars
frog for
So, I'm going to kill you, murderino style.
Shut up terrorist.
I'll kill you.
Now should we have stood out in the open there?
No!
Should we have stood out in the open now?
Not a good call though.
The coffee's good though, dude.
Yeah, that chatter was right.
Last street he was like, do you even feel anything from company work?
Not really, dude.
Not really.
Drink it for the taste.
Was there my cutting back of me coffee intake?
Future fried cupcakes or something?
I tried microwave coffee the other day and that shit was good.
Time to switch to cock-fee though.
See, I don't, I kinda don't like getting the jitters though, you know what I mean?
So maybe I don't stop drinking as much coffee.
You know what I mean?
You cocaine.
Hmm.
You drink coffee late at night and not lose sleep?
Same.
I usually drink coffee until like midnight.
Not always.
meh meh meh meh meh
god damn
where are you? reveal thyself terrorists
your body needs about 7 hours to fully digest caffeine
yeah maybe your body does
Bitch. Sorry.
Okay man, we get up.
Oh, damn.
I drink as much coffee as Moon Moon a day now and I only have an erection one half of
the time and the anxiety of the other half chatter stop being a pussy.
True.
True
I just ringing copy give you boner
Do you have the guy gamers are coaching yourself?
Why Bonner
Do not care. I'm not going through that office. I'll die
Why are these jobbers immune to the gas wait
What if the gas isn't real
What a figment of imagination
Is there even a point of doing evidence if we're just going to die?
Yeah what if we don't die?
That's the point.
I'm making it slow, right?
We're going to get you out of here.
I'm making it slow, right?
We're gonna get you out of here.
Entry to the top.
Zidane is in custody.
We're quite good in escort.
Their people still in the building.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do you know that you're probably already physically dependent on coffee without realizing it without strong cravings for it?
Try not to drink a cup for a week or two. You'll get headaches for a week or two.
No, I know I'm physically I know I'm relying on it.
Oh, yeah, no, I know about caffeine withdrawal.
That should hurt.
I'd rather be going through Fent with draws, do you know what I mean?
What the fuck?
Where is this guy?
You all want to do some fence and all?
Hi.
Oh, hi.
Meow, meow.
Do not open both doors.
I do not know where the third guy is.
We got a dead suspect here.
got nothing concept idea this was up
this one's for you brother
what did I report this guy
Get out of the door.
We got one P-tallon suspect.
And a P-tallon.
We have one dead suspect here.
Eww.
This is my J-H-H-M.
Maybe he's still one of the radios and doing die hard?
Yeah, something never really useful information.
It's just always like green here, got nothing.
Where's here?
Or they're like, we've been made.
We've been made.
Oh no!
Who are those things for, Seville?
Oh no.
Surely he won't walk up while I'm doing this right, guys.
Wolf...
Oh, no.
He creepin', dude.
We need a pain-diel emote?
Haroo.
Haroo!
Just kill him, Unk.
Unfortunately when he's moving like that, that is when they are their most dangerous.
They follow no logical pattern. They just kind of, they follow like a very loose pattern. They just run around, do meme stuff, like shoot me through walls and shit.
It's freaked up.
they also they like to teleport when they're in that mode
but it's like small short range teleports
Like walking? No. They literally teleport.
They're like the uh...
That SCP made of concrete. The one that if you uh...
Blank or turn your back to it, it snaps your neck.
As soon as you're not looking at these guys and they're in that mode, they'll literally do like short distance
teleports to get around faster.
We've got a dead suspect here.
Skazmix for 100 months.
There's a guy over there, and I will save him by putting him in a zip tie and making him wait one hour.
Sure. Sure you are.
Thank you
Am I excited for the back rooms movie, I mean it could be good
It won't be yeah, but it might be you don't know
You got a look on the Briseid side
of
the
where are you they see the Elden Ring movie cast yeah I'm not watching that unless
I have Jack Black in it so I hope they recast
What was the name of the main character in Elden Ring?
What did they get called all the time Tarnished One?
I'm the Tarnished One!
Fliggagoo!
Hey.
Check in.
Got another one.
Oh no.
Not again.
I'm the tarnished one, baby!
Riggah goo, Riggah goo, Riggah goo, and we're going to get the other ring, the other ring,
First we ringed and we yelled in.
You're oddly good at that.
Let's say, rig-a-goo!
I've had some practice.
Jack Black is a Slider Maxed character.
Dude, you know they gotta have a Slider Maxed character reference, dude.
Holy shit.
Calm like the Lorm or something.
Or Biff.
Yeah, what's your name fella?
I'm John Tarnished, Flicka-Goo, and I'm looking for the Elden Ring.
I'm big.
Arms bigger than torso.
Walking around like a gorilla.
Do you think there'll be invasions? Dude, it'll be like when uh...
In the Minecraft movie, he goes,
First we mine! Then we craft!
My craft!
Except it'll be like,
You'll hear the noise like the invasion noise when you see the guy come up out of the ground.
Then it'll be like...
Stay here.
It'll have the text on the screen there.
Invaded by Jason Momoa.
Yeah, you'll kill the guy in one hit and then he'll make a joke that doesn't make sense
right because you can't invade someone who's to level one unless you're like also low level.
But Jack Black by this point is leveled up a bunch so like he gets invaded by the so
level one guy that beats his ass and he goes wow well I bet that guy was doing a
level one run. Holy shit.
just play the game now I'm mapping out the new Elden Ring movie in my head
Jack Max said he wanted to be in a Yakuza movie he would be the perfect fit for a
yakuza movie so he should be magima i am out
who'd be a good magima but who would be Kiryu Kazuma the dragon of dojima
Ooh, Chris Pratt, that's a good idea.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Smoked?
I gotta close the door.
I think this door might be trapped Samuel Jackson as teenage Kiryu Kazuma
I'm for that. Make the short guy from it's always Sonnyville LLV as we're done. You mean
Danny DeVito? Even I know who Danny DeVito is, dude.
Calling Danny DeVito that short guy from It's Always Sunny Is Nuts.
OK, let's not be too generous to Danny DeVito, because...
That is kind of like his best role IMO, TBH, sorry, sorry.
Howie.
This is trapped by the way, that's why they didn't come through.
I knew it!
Matilda?
Yeah, he was good in Matilda.
Well, maybe we'll just flash this guy, IMO.
The issue with that is, I never seem to get a good flash.
I'm going in!
AHHHHH!
BLAH!
AHHHH!
You meleeed me to death, that's awesome!
My melee does zero damage by the way.
Remember the basics of CQC.
OUH!
It's actually Su-7.
Yeah, I mean...
Jack Black is- as the tarnished one.
Sure. I think Jack Black should be the star of every movie. I don't know.
Your cry killed my right-side headphone, fuck you.
Owned?
Gilbert Gottfried is pot guy? Dude.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Who's Dwayne The Rock Johnson play?
We can get eyes on the building from here.
That wolf guy, you know talking about the big one?
Blade.
Who plays Foot Girl?
You mean Ronnie?
The best character Stone Cold Steve Austin's patches
Who's your casting for a Deadlock movie?
I feel like Deadlock has good potential for a good, like, animated movie.
I feel like you make that about the Baxter society.
And I think Shiv's got to be the main character, boys, thoughts.
Doo-doo-doo.
It's not the Lash.
Pretending the deadlock is cool.
No.
Oh fuck.
Hmm, something doesn't seem right.
Hmm good fight good fight
Dude.
Shiv, main character, shows what he was doing before he joined the Baxter Society.
Buddy cop movie with Grey Talon, dude, kinda, except he's kinda like his apprentice.
Dude.
Holy shit.
It leads up to the first ritual, dude.
Holy fuck, dude.
Oh my god, it would be awesome, dude.
Meow, meow.
Jack Black is shit.
I don't know, I don't know who would be shit, dude.
Damon, Charlie, for some...
Jack Black is Abrams, let's see what this dick can do.
He's gonna play patches?
Dude, Stone Cold Sea of Austin, man.
Cause he's bald.
guys name in chat is arco tech third leg
I can't get...
Ahhhh...
Holy fuck, that's a good name.
That is a good name, that is a good...
This is why I love streaming.
What did this guy say?
Steve tarnished one yet, no.
I think I mistook a comment someone else with what he said, but I saw his name.
Regardless, excellent name.
Which sewer creature should play the Dung Eater?
Dude don't panic, everything's fine I got it under control.
The Dungier actually was such a cool character in that game.
He's like a weird Elden Ring cryptid.
Like they talk about him in like the intro cutscene and it sounds like they just kind
of kill him because he's like a really weird like supernaturally powerful guy that like
lives in their fucking sewers or some shit. I forget why they try to execute him.
Oh yeah, he ruins people's souls permanently. How?
Does he suck their soul from their butthole or is it?
He defiles them.
How?
That is exactly what he does.
Once you're known as the Dung Eater, you gotta be marked for death.
Alright, Elden Ring movie, except it's about the Dung Eater before he becomes the Dung
there and they explain how to happen. Thoughts?
Why does this guy want to curse humanity? Why does he eat poop?
Jack Black is... Jack Black is Radon, Michael, Sarah, Esmikella. I'm not like a
I think a big Michael Sarah fan. I think that's kind of what he goes for, though.
I think that's like kind of a shtick.
You don't know what the fuck the Elden Ring is?
It's like this thing.
An old ring, but not the oldest one.
I mean, you got to appreciate...
Where's this plate?
Shuriko Dama explains why the Dung Eater is bad.
Shuriko Dees.
Well, you just got on, bitch.
The headless and Sekiro would steal your ass, Pearl.
Dude, Japanese myth's so silly, dude.
What would God say to herself?
American myths are like all bunion.
He had a big blue ox.
Japanese myths be like, yeah, this guy sucks your soul out of your asshole dude, and you die, and you can't go to have it anymore.
John Henry, he works really hard.
Motherfucker did a whole railroad, dude.
Himself.
Yeah, and then he died, but...
That's like a commentary on capitalism, you know what I mean?
He died?
I'm pretty sure he didn't exist.
Hey sup, man, thanks for 7th.
Hey, sup.
Commentary being replaced by machines, like what's happening now.
Dude, just make yourself indispensable, guys.
It's that easy.
Defining.
Leave. Walk.
So when you get home and hold the world hostage do not do that you could do that though, but
I would not recommend doing that.
This mod disables the phones I'm calling it.
No, like the phones are like an environmental hazard, you know what I mean?
Like disabling it would make it easier.
So I wouldn't.
I don't think they're particularly that annoying anyway.
Worth them.
Oh, let's get some full ammo in this bitch.
Oh my god, there's like four guys.
Get out of here, you son of a...
We should have waited like two seconds to flash through the bottom.
you've been to beating this? I got to the final room. I just shot the guy that had the bomb.
Big mistake. He blows the place up.
My logic was, oh, you know, if I shoot this guy, he can't press the switch to blow the place up.
Surprise, here's the dead man switch and the bomb goes off anyway, okay?
Yeah, I was super worried that he was gonna
You know why I was trying to clear out the rest of the the room of the actual people with assault rifles and shit
That he was gonna shoot me in the back with like a pistol or some shit because he doesn't visibly look like he's holding a gun
but as you know that does not necessarily matter for some of the NPCs in this game so
I was like I was just going to kill this guy and as soon as you kill him the bomb is up
stay here stay calm you literally said I can't kill this guy right before entering the room
We have a civilian in our custody.
Yeah, maybe I did.
I think he's gonna be okay.
Mike of that name, thanks for something.
Anyway, I'm in a snap judgment call to kill the guy, and then I lost, so that was cool.
That was like 400 attempts ago.
I've never been the same.
I don't think there's something permission to shower tonight
Today is the day we're smelling like lead and body odor
Not much we could do I mean there is something we could have done but like I would just rather start over that
I have to worry about them roaming around the fucking first floor dude. I'm gonna be honest
Do you get in a way, fuck you?
I swear every guy I ever bought weed from growing up always has to be out dude.
What's up with that?
What's up with that dude?
You guys weed smokers?
You guys put the odor on or what?
That's the smell of money, Big M.
What, armpit?
Armpits do not smell like money.
Oh, wait a minute, money does not smell like armpits.
Oh, maybe, actually.
How did they leave the CCTV unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
You know what I'm left it on?
Or someone turned it back on to monitor us.
You know, it's kind of crazy that in the big 2026,
we still use like a physical currency,
you know what I mean?
I'm not advocating for not having like a physical currency, but like
Growing up, and I mean I've had my friends say it too, but you know like oh you shouldn't
You should wash your hands after you handle money and stuff like that. It's like an inherently disgusting thing
Anyway, I say all of this because
Do you think there's just people who like deliberately do disgusting things to dollar
bills and shit?
Just for the fuck of it?
Like, you think there's people who are like, they get paid and they're like, yeah, I think
I'm gonna wipe my ass with these cuffs of money that I made this week?
Just for fun.
heard of a gooch penny no Google ass pennies like there's gonna be like someone who's like
obsessed with me like yeah I'm gonna put I'm gonna put all of this money in my ass just
got paid. It's going in the duker, dude. Hi. I'm going to kill you. Surprise.
of
the
death of
the
death of
Anyway, I think it's a conspiracy, alright.
Alright, we talked about, uh, like railings and stuff, like in staircases and stairwells
and stuff, like, you always hear like, oh, don't touch those, they're gross, you know
But I don't think I think most people don't touch them for that reason
Therefore they must not be that dirty
You know that mean
I should yeah railings can get very dirty but how if everyone mutually is like you like
I shouldn't touch that it's gross.
Don't give a fuck. Yeah kids are gross, man
Remember when I got sick last year and I had like the I was like perpetually hacking stuff up
That's not because I go outside
Lots of people don't wash their hands after shooting in public bathrooms
Who here shits in public bathrooms?
But me I have IBS. Why not like wear diapers of them? Is it worth the the
the chlamydia risk. It's not fucking fetish man, it's a solution. That guy shits a lot,
put a diaper on, so now I have to sit on the chlamydia toilet. I feel like that is better
than getting chlamydia. Wait, why was this door open? Oh, I never closed it. Big,
I think I heard a guy behind me.
Surely he wouldn't come in here.
Okay, I warned him.
Not ROE violation.
Yeah, after you fight enough people, it just like stops happening.
So you can just execute those guys.
That's when people yell at their pets like their children that understand them.
I mean, I personally don't do that.
I think that animals understand tone.
I mean, you can get like a...
See, the thing about animals is that you can just RNG like a legitimately stupid cat or a dog, you know what I mean?
So not even like tone will help sometimes with these dumb motherfuckers.
But if you have like a...
There's like different levels of cognition, you know what I mean? If you have a cognizant animal...
Then Tone helps.
I think I read somewhere the cats can get embarrassed.
And I know Dog Scan.
I think it's free up depends on how smart they are though.
Like some animals actually have such a small brain that they're perpetually just like
like a rimworld pond with like a dementia, you know what I mean?
They just kind of wander around and exist.
mew mew mew mew
Probably feels so good
Yeah
Tweet that says white people will say their cat has anxiety
They can dude they can there are there are anxious animals what the fuck that's not even like an own dude
I mean, look, I enjoy the white people owns as much as the next guy, okay?
Alright.
Like, we went over popular white guy phrases like, listen here, buster and stuff like that,
like, your ass is grass and I got the lawn mower.
And sometimes people will be trying a little too hard to dunk on the whites.
Say it like, white people will be like, my cat has anxiety, yeah, motherfucker, how many
animals have you known in your life?
Yes, man, they do have that.
They do have that.
They're trying a little too hard there, buddy.
Like, I'll accept.
Fuck, man.
Fuck man. Oh, oh god
You're up for the rally starts
If you guys know I love dunking on white people as much the next guy
Alrighty
I've just known some like really nervous animals
Was happening oh
Well, we should lock the guy in there
I think if you're not aware that an animal can be nervous or like is nervous around you
like I just refuse to believe like if you that's like a common like at least an American
experience right like you've been over to someone's house who has like a cat that just
straight up will not show itself or you've seen like those tiny little dogs that like
shake and tremble when they experience like a new stimuli and stuff like that.
You know what I mean?
If you're not able to discern that that's happening,
it's just because you're a psychopath, I think.
You're a psychopath.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Um, that was supposed to be both doors.
So people can't read people's emotions, let alone animals?
I think, uh, I think...
I think unfortunately a lot of people own pets that like probably shouldn't.
It's the same with like having kids and shit too, you know what I mean?
and unfortunate reality.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
My feet are so cold.
Wait, we gotta double check the store.
all right right here right here
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Um, I don't freaking see anyone. This might be a shadow, I don't know.
It's called Gout. What, the fact that my feet are cold? I mean, I got my AC running at like 59 degrees Fahrenheit right now.
And I got no socks on.
Good temp. Amen.
39 is insane. I was actually bragging a little bit. It's only 60, guys.
I was trying to see if it was cooler than I actually am.
I can't even feel my hands.
Good luck to all my British viewers this summer, by the way.
Not looking so good.
Cheers, mate!
Hey, cheers.
Why?
Hey, cheers.
Why?
Oh, that's a, that's a central cooling joke.
What are you doing?
I think we got a cabinet man.
Dude.
If there's a, if there's a luxury I take advantage of, it's definitely cooling.
transportation, the internet, god, what else?
refrigeration, pretty much everything, pretty much everything
do you have AC in Washington?
I had to buy a portable air-conditioning unit
a lot of people do AC in Washington, I have to do that
where the fuck did you come from?
I
Go
This guy's dead as fuck
We're gonna be both crumb was he in the stairwell
Don't shoot me in the back.
Oh my god, maybe you came from there?
That was close.
Oh.
coffee taken for granted yeah you're right everything's taken for granted and
that's why I'm gonna become a Mennonite fuck you guys I'm about to go beat up
people who use electric drills
Me and the boys.
Oi oi.
Watch that a fucking jackhammer might not on this block.
Me and Abraham and Ezekiel fucking this dude up.
We're just trying to get rid of a pothole in the middle of the city, right?
Ohhhh...
Just straight fucking up!
Mennonites use electric drills if they have to, the Amish don't.
What the fuck?
Isn't that, like, antithetical to literally, like, the purpose of, like...
menonites existing is like not using power tools I like I feel like like where is
there a situation where they would have to use no that's the homage no dude
literally being a menonite is like no you get how much are like more extreme
menonites like men and I just like yeah we believe in the power of like you know
manual labor and the value of manual labor and stuff like that men and I'd
drive cars my dumb you guys are tilting me about these fucking men and I'd spend
I could have killed like an easy if I were paid a
Hold on. Men of Knights.
Known for advocating believers, baptism, pacifism, and social justice.
To embrace plain dress and limited technology,
they emphasize a simple service-oriented life and community.
Why am I reading the AI answer dude? This is so trash.
I'm going to control that electric drill on the uh...
That was identifying with this group of drive. Automobiles have telephones and use electricity and some may have personal computers.
They also have Sunday school, a whole revival meeting that operate there in Christian school slash parochial schools.
okay so it's just like like a midnight we'll see like oh if you heard about
Abraham stop using a personal computer oh that's so many nights I wish I were
that dedicated to my face getting jealous of like men and I turn willing to
like get rid of more modern technology dude like dude they got the most men and
Go into church and like try to one up each other on like which moderate
convenience they got rid of toilets toilets are electric yeah but you could
make an argument for the process of disposing waste remind me I grew up
more than fuck you okay that's stolen valor though
We're talking about we're talking about the omniscient ship, you know, baby
Thoughts on the onion acquiring infowars
Uh, I think that's cool
I got gold, tetrahedra, they're pissing to gold.
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
hey I'll have inbreeding with the Mennonite community where I live
goodness I don't think I killed that guy
not good
do not open the door
Okay
Alert alert
You have broken the wall long enough
Okay, I
I was looking at chat though because normally we do not encounter an enemy there.
I saw group of men and women and raising canes where I see tic-toc on their iPhones.
I live in the Midwest.
you snitch Abraham will not be pleased to know that I would have snitch I'm gonna be honest
focus and ignore chat if we have an alarm go out it just mixes them up so much that it just
becomes inconvenient to like clear everything so I'm cool with that either
would be awesome
try it B1310 with buckshot that should go through body armor what magically makes
that go through body armor okay because buckshot from every other shotgun just
not normally go through body armor
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You ever seen someone smoke weed with a bunch of burning knives?
Try to run without talking.
You getting a buck shot can one shot our limbs in a head? Yeah, but like
I feel like I've been conditioned to shoot the header of the chest.
It would be hard to deliberately aim for my limbs.
Hot knives is the wackest way to smoke weed.
It's the closest you can get to substance abuse with weed.
What is Hot Knives?
Will you just burn the weed with a Hot Knife and inhale the smoke above it?
So you smoke it.
Except like you're burning metal so like you're inhaling like the metal to the heavy metal. That's awesome
Reminds me we used to smoke out tin foil highlighters, dude
It's crackhead ship
Yeah cans man
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, bud
Intel 6 for sale there's no one here
You smoke weed out of a cucumber you smoke weed out of anything bro
Who here did the Bible joint the
the clock the L classic go me a meal me a meal me a meal me a meal
this on me I should sucked you're all reprobates and waste oids whoa me fuck
Fuck God.
Put it on a statue, dude.
Just engraving that chatter's name in chatcom up.
It just says me. Fuck God. No punctuation.
No context.
No!
I think we're gonna do it.
Take that air.
You can't see why not.
Wait really?
Huh?
Those are feet. There's some tapping.
All right, no one peek from the other side.
What?
I don't know where this other dude is.
All right, we're gonna aim right here.
50 yards, we have to aim below the dot.
And you can't zero.
Put a suppressor on that gun.
I think I've determined that suppressors actually don't really do shit in this game.
just a matter of sound. So we're going over the slag route and we're using the cool cannon gun.
And he goes, blam!
Just, phew!
We're on irons, you coward!
Yeah, I bet the irons on this are actually kind of good. We could be a bit. Bugger, dude. What else are we doing winning?
No!
We are not doing that.
So breasts are still loud?
Yeah, but like, would you be able to hear it through two rooms over?
Down to...
Oh, fuck no!
Turn around and don't get up.
of
the
No, no, no, no, no.
That's too much of a walk.
Huh.
He's never heard of a game called Slitherhead.
Yeah.
Oh, not Shitterhead.
It was bad.
Why?
Elaborate chatter.
It's Jank.
No you.
Now watch the Grimbeard video on it.
Yup.
It was very good.
Yop, yop, yop.
Wait.
I forgot to grab the key card!
Hopefully, there's one on the projector.
I gotta piss so bad.
Oh my god.
You watch the video on why it's root to suck it? Wow.
No.
Why is it though?
We're good. We're good. We're good. No panic.
pain yell why is the Ruge of Suck a Wow give me give me the TLDR it's a witty
title morby documentary about the history of min-max in the fun out of the
game I think I think gamers in general are just kind of like min-max by nature
sure. I think the crux of the issue, and I know you guys are probably going to disagree
with me, okay, is that a lot of people feel like their time is worth more than it actually
is. And they handle the guilt of wasting their time playing video games by demanding that
their time be respected. So we, so we, as a result, you know, you're looking up guys
like min-max your time in ship which you know if that's what you want to do do it
I guess I guess that's how you feel about
We have a civilian in custody.
I'm not saying there's one particular way you should do it.
I will say, I've found that I have more fun playing games when I don't look up guides,
when I don't look up walkthroughs, when I'm proceeding at my own pace,
even in like a multiplayer setting, like an MMO setting.
So by trying to make a mo-set of your time, by looking up these guides and min-maxing your
playtime and stuff like that, you actually kind of like come away from the experience of like a
hobby that you used to enjoy as a kid, feeling kind of empty because you kind of suck the soul
out of it, like that one Japanese mythos that sucks the ass-pearl out of people.
What the- he was not looking over here!
You play a game?
A video game?
16 hours a day?
Yeah.
Yeah, I do- I do it a lot, okay?
And the fact that I still enjoy them...
Should be pretty telling.
Honestly, it makes me an expert in the field.
There's a person in here.
Oh, yeah, that's what I always recommend.
You deal with content creators and people that you know are like normal ass people that
probably don't type in Twitch assets shit who are like, dude, I just don't have fun on
the game as much anymore, dude.
I don't have as much fun on the games, dude, but like...
You know, they're booting up the latest Call of Duty, which in...
It's not inherently unfun.
Right, but they're looking up, what's the best gun meto build that I can run?
You know what I mean?
They're seeing people in the lobby that have like, prestige twice already.
They're like, dude, like, I'm wasting my fucking time, I might even prestige one yet.
It's like a weird mix of like, FOMO plus like...
...GIL.
Wasting your time playing a video game.
You're dead.
Can you stop saying you know what I mean?
I'm now saying it and I don't even speak English IRL.
You feel that TCG's if you play against meta without being meta is just not fun.
Yeah, I think that's a more tough solution because you know a lot of people
willing to go to like game stores and play like magically gather in person
These are a lot of times, not every time, genuinely unpleasant people, okay?
Who will derive the most potent enjoyment from playing like a Mildek against you, or like, you know, playing a blue deck or whatever, or like, you know, playing space marines in 40k against you, like the best, like space marine army or whatever, you know what I mean?
like but that said there are people who feel the way you do and they would
probably be cool if not like I mean that's kind of like how Magic the
Gathering evolved over the years is like tournaments would change rulesets to
ban certain cards and shit because they were too good but I think they stopped
doing that
um anyway you just gotta find people to play with dude that's that's what it is
at the end of the day. I play people who are willing to... who want to have fun in the
same way.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. If I'm in a word salad to get zero information
across I mean I actually literally just summarized it and it was kind of works out
because I'm multitasking right now I'm playing a very very distracting game you
know I'm reading dumbass comments like yours it's just like it can be hard to
get my point across sometimes right anyway I did give a one sentence TLVR
about a minute ago
I even breakfast what I was saying
With the pack that it was a tail DR
And you still don't understand what I was trying to say which is pretty funny
Tell me
I'm trying to get some people to work with you to try it out, I've got a few people in
the magic.
So that's the thing though, you're always going to be able to look out for, uh, what's
a good M name, Manny, Meta-Marty dude, you gotta watch out for Meta-Marty who like comes
in and then mysteriously they've got every good card in their deck and you're like,
hmmm.
And he's like, ooh, I just came up with this cool deck guy, I got all these cool cards
specifically like the count that's required to execute like a very specific
strategy or whatever
we call metamarty timmy okay why timmy I think it's me I think the guy from
way as kids you know. I'm gonna peek using the door.
Timmy is a new player, not a bad old player. Oh.
Timmy is Timmy the PowerGamer even has a card in the MTG set unbloom.
Magic the Gathering but you only use cards from the uh...
Rick and Morty set.
I play Light Saber that falls to the core of the Earth!
We have a civilian of customers.
It's just counter spell.
We're gonna have to miss so bad.
It's actually hurting right now.
Honestly,
I've always been kind of jealous of people who go to game stores and play games.
I don't know why.
I'm jealous.
Get up.
You went to a game store to play games today?
Nerd!
If you're allowed to go to a game store and play?
Okay, let me be clear.
I'd rather play games on my computer.
That's kind of the crux of the issue.
Oh my god, I have to use the bathroom so fucking bad.
It's actually crazy right now.
Probably going to be bothered by a pair of socials at your store.
No one knows who I am.
Oh my god, this is a guy.
No, and fuck you.
If there's a guy right here, we're done.
Because I'm just gonna run.
Dude, I have to piss so bad.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna shift position
Go piss, but I don't want to relax though. What if it's making me a better gamer right now?
Stop
that was a myth in the fighting game community
What? Pismaxing? Yeah.
Oh no.
I'm hearing some clompin'.
I need to close this door.
I actually have to use the bathroom, I think we gotta...
Oh, I think I'm just gonna go. I think I'm just gonna go.
Ahhhh, fuck!
Can I wedge this door? Let's see.
Dub.
Go to the bathroom and look at the shit.
Yeah.
Hey.
The bathroom is shit.
Oh, baby.
Baby, emergency poop.
Go to the bathroom!
You're shitting yourself!
Not yet.
Go to the bathroom!
Not yet.
You're shitting yourself!
Not yet.
You're shitting yourself!
He's coming out of your fucking castle!
Go to the bathroom!
Not yet, what the heck?
GO!
Not yet.
I
This is on my cat again guys, it's getting f**ked up.
Oh, fuck, I did it again.
Jesus.
Retro call, and Andrew thinks he's up it.
These racks are Nintendo to write.
Okay, man.
What's up, Nintendors?
Today, Masahiro Takeyoshi is going to re-release Mario 64 for $120.
Now you can play it on your modern consoles.
Let's go!
Here's the goal.
Launch my own server?
Bro, I've played many hours of GTA role play and let me tell you, I know in my heart of
heart in my soul of souls that after the debacle the last time we played I have played enough
I have played enough bros I'll hop on roblox if I want to get my my rock star no pixel experience
you know what I mean
That sounds really bad. Sorry, I was talking about the way that they're going to monetize
the new roleplay servers or whatever through Rockstar.
That's probably what it's gonna be like, right?
Oh
Guys guys, it's really bad right now guys
Stop oh my god
I never supported that apartment!
I gave the kids the song guy!
He said he needed a place!
He had money!
Cock-and-ball torture!
What was that guy's name?
I don't know his name. I swear!
Ah! Ah!
Who the hell am I?
Shepard!
He made me sound like Shepard!
That's all I know, I swear to you!
We'll never allow this.
I am the Red Mane, Freya.
The time has come.
I cannot hope for a worthy of fell.
This is our moment.
Let's make it something to remember.
We only need one more.
Oh my god, I'm out.
Oh, I didn't put the watch in my ass!
What's going on over here, guys?
What's up, Cracker?
I don't think I'll be able to get out.
Aaaaaaah!
Nooooo!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, we're coming back.
Help!
Skip!
He wakes up, skip!
They're gonna destroy me.
Oh, but they're gonna make it, guys.
We're killing.
Have I taken the edgerunner pill and become based as fuck?
That film when your game sucks so hard you have to pay for an anime from a world famous
anime studio to salvage its reputation.
Sock are these your subit-
You know, I respect the commitment to wasting lots and lots of money.
What if they had just spent that money not on Keanu Reeves and made a good game?
they would have never made the anime. The game would have been the gray escape to release
in years. And we'd be living in a different timeline right now.
He's out.
Grab the beer box!
Grab the beer box
Grab the beer box. Let's go get the beer box guys. Holy fuck. Let's go get the beer box the beer box
Yes, it'll work
I'll play if I want to make people punch their wall deadlock
Probably a pedophile haze
There you get the the veil walker
Bill Walker, hey, why you ask
Phoenix labs are building the it's a shame that
This controller, okay
This controller is one of the worst fucking controllers ever made the d-pad sucks cock
It feels like it's gonna fall off when you're using it. Those buttons are hollow plastic trash
Special console. Oh, it is an awful fucking controller
The next labs are building the next great entry into the cozy farm sim John. We all like a cozy deep adds great
What the fuck no you dumb prick
This d-pad is great guys. Okay fucking I got I do I got it right here. Listen
Actually doesn't feel as bad as I remember.
It actually is not that bad.
It's actually not that bad guys.
I take it back.
I'm so hungry.
That's a dynamite.
Nooooooooooo!
I'm gonna spawn I would have been fine anything they were close behind me
I had it.
Oh, I had it. Against the fucking stream sniper that's literally in third fucking place who has been following me from lobby to lobby.
I had it against the four fucking blue shells that were directed at me, dude.
I had it despite being in first place the whole fucking race.
I had it. It's my fault. It's my fault, dude.
I got a world record of blue shells.
Shugged spiky end up into my fucking asshole, and you have the golden type
And a aim on the automatic fucking aimed gold shell beard
For
This is not a Playstation, why does it look so weird?
I
Just walking it
I'm joking hey loosen up your jockstrap don't do anything I wouldn't do
Oh, it's cute. Thanks for seven.
What?
Should have just played better if I'm being honest guys.
The four-giddyx for some-
Miles away.
Bro, there ain't shit on that Tower dog.
I don't even know if I'm gonna walk over there dog.
The tiebreaker?
Let's ask the tiebreaker.
Yeah!
Ha ha ha ha!
Yeah!
That's what TI does, Judy!
Yeah, that's what he does. Why does this say classic?
Because you died?
Dude, my whole character doesn't mean shit because I made it so fast last time that I made our classic, dude.
I wasted four and a half hours.
Kill me! Kill me, please!
Bro, this kid's tweaking out in the backseat right now, dude.
What if this game's not about divorce?
But rather...
This kid's schizophrenia diagnosis.
I love my glorious leader main fang.
Don't worry.
I've heard rumors that fangsly members aren't allowed to even say the word greenwall for
fear of sudden and for death administered by their superiors. Is this true? Holy guacamole
crisis averted.
I don't even know what that word means sir.
Hello.
Did I shit myself now?
Well, maybe a break mid-run is what we need to stay focused.
I
First bullet hit this.
Ow.
I definitely hit it once.
There's a new one over here.
I don't recognize that voice.
Hit him once.
These things are perfect cover, by the way.
I've never been shot standing by one of these.
Yeah, we gotta have, I think it's because I was standing too close.
We're kind of wounded, Georgie, thanks for showing up.
Tricky.
I got a flash anyone
What maybe we should continue
I'm clearing out.
Kill a lot of guys.
F.
Haha...
ehhhhhh...
ehhhh...
What QOL mod am I using? I'm using a mod that removes the talk voice lines because there's so individual volume slider for them.
So they're super loud because I have the game volume up.
I'll delete the CCTVs unattended.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're all hiding, but watching us.
Put on an eye patch.
Born to physics or something.
I've been told yes, but at the end of the day I don't really care.
You guys would have seen it. That's enough.
Did I get an achievement for beating Torario Master Mode hardcore?
Maybe. I don't remember.
Did I get an achievement for beating IwantToBeTheBoshee?
No.
Project don't think there's something?
for Bosha you did yeah maybe in the game itself
I'm a new man. I've pooped. I've peed. I am free.
The bathroom will set you free.
I think I have to wallbang one of these guys.
The light times...
...in the city...
...none of this will end.
I
Are you miss are you miss are you miss
I think I'm going to give myself to the end of the week to do this, if I got to I just
can't do it.
On Nintendo, these are some of them.
Super Diggler, these are some of them.
You said 10,000 attempts coward.
We'll see, we'll see.
What the f-
What corner checking swing wide and kill all the bad guys?
It won't work!
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I'm sorry ma'am. I'll pick up the base.
Suspect is breathing but unconscious.
Just pick up the card.
You killed that guy?
Yeah, he's a bad guy.
bad man you guys praise Jesus today
of
Oh.
I'm getting down, alright?
Stay here. Do not get in our way.
I don't know how many there are, but these motherfuckers fucking...
You've been standing by the trailers.
Look at your power, too.
I don't know what the bomb goes.
zap
What's my least favorite slayer task?
I don't know.
don't have that don't have cool drops those are cringe
So I think I can one-shot this save to the full squad.
Oh yeah.
I would just use my squad on the rooms that are hard.
Heh heh heh.
Like, I could do this whole floor myself.
Most than explore, too.
There was a guy in there!
look we gotta be more careful that was a rushing moment
When he said he gets all of that floor
There was a guy in that window see I just thought we would probably see that guy when we were in the hallway
Before the office
How about they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Nope.
Surprise, they haven't cut the feed.
Pulling all my feeds.
This could give us a layout advantage.
Here's another band!
We're gonna have to get rid of them!
You want some?
That's what I'm saying.
Why did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
To watch the watchers.
How long have you been doing this mission?
Do I need to also have a look at my own OBS screen to tell you, brother?
I'm here for the pressure!
Entry team, talk. It's a building secured.
Bit of an unlucky start, last time.
I'm surprised we didn't take any bullets when he was shooting us originally.
I wonder if there's a fire alarm.
I'll be.
No breach.
What's up?
of
I didn't watch this.
I have to help you through our safety.
It killed so many.
I can't stop you.
The gun is staining by the trailers.
Well played.
Kill the music. Cut the tunes. Cut the freaking tunes, dude.
What's Moon doing to celebrate a 10-500?
Don't worry, it won't come to that.
How did they leave the CCTV unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Cameras are still active.
We were likely being watched upon entry.
What am I doing for a disolvered attempt to 1,000?
Don't worry.
It won't come to that.
Hands up!
Do it now!
Move the exit.
You're not pulling a lure.
Oh, neat.
Is this a procedure?
Is it spanning further or something?
There is a viral arm over there.
Why aren't you moving?
Tomorrow's a national holiday in Brazil and I would like to ask that you set up a thematic stream telling you today for a prep time.
I'm in with a sombrero tomorrow go I have a sombrero pass from the Brazilians
Why the Brazilians? Well first the chatter asked me what I'm going to set up something
special for the Brazilian National Hall today. So hard to see them do that. And then another
chatter said will you be wearing a sombrero so
i can hear him running on my corpse
not locked in dude i'm as locked in as i can be
you're mad at me
ben
yeah
as a brazilian fuck you you should say fuck you to that
chatter do you? He's the one who thinks you guys wear some breros. Many weeks for seven.
We'll see.
You wear a lumpy owl hat?
What is that?
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
I had it left it on, or someone turned it back on.
A sun hat.
Looking up picture?
the sideways have.
Taco hat?
I mean, it does kind of look like a taco, but...
I didn't want to be the one to say.
That chatter is the one who's up.
It's not even in custody. We're questioning escort.
Brazil probably has some kind of traditional, huh? Yeah, it's the Lombia.
A doi?
Hey!
Hey, yeah!
This guy's so sweaty.
Once the gun is in detainment.
Alright.
Not today.
Not today, terrorist. I'll kill you. Conquer this or something?
Not this time, Pete.
Shut up, Woody.
Or shut up, Buzz.
I'll kill you.
bad guys? I don't think so.
I wonder if there's like movement tag. Like I've been trying to move diagonally.
You wonder this down? No, I've been I've been wondering it. But I mean like exploitable
Move it, Zack. Like spamming, putting your gun down, like this.
Two guys.
Three guys.
Oh boy.
to
do a clomping around the rest of the door.
That did not hit anyone by the way, sweet.
I don't know if I can lean and hit this guy here.
What does bro refuse to shoot through doors?
It's harder than it fucking seems, man.
If you don't get it right, you're getting shot back through the door.
I- I should've if it's like guaranteed pretty much.
Is it?
We ever shot that one?
who's playing the piano jesus
Jesus is a friend, but I've got a friend named Jesus.
I've got a friend named Jesus.
Telling my smoke and weed for my Bible.
And half.
Oh!
We've got a dead suspect here.
Who the fuck was that guy right here where I'm standing?
My shoulder stuck out just a wee bit too far.
There's no good player, boys.
This guy won't shoot us right away.
of
South-Effect is deceased, reflecting transit.
Breach bullets.
Could you kill someone with a Breach shotgun?
Hi.
Oh, mooooooo!
My gun got stuffed by the fucking wall I couldn't shoot him dude.
We do a little tomfoolery dude.
Regent Rand's design disintegrates so they don't over penetrate and kill people.
Hmm, that's pretty smart.
Who came up with that?
Timmy Breach.
Timmy Breach, inventor of the Breach Shotgun.
Mm-mm-mm-mm
Sure cool, I think she's up it
But he's a suppressor case of killing guards without the guy detonating
um
He won't
Right fellas
Surely not
I'm kind of wondering if we should go back to ceramic.
I don't know.
Could be good.
Ceramic is microwave safe and steel is not.
How come people are smoking lead off of steel knives?
Sherlock takes four sevens as well.
says wow, we're bad. Wow. I guess I'll be more cautious about this window.
Was it good for him to have such a large mustache?
He's like a kitty.
Meow.
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death
of
death
of
death
So what I mean about shooting through doors?
Is I reliable?
Oh, he believed him.
He leaked him!
Brrrrbrrrbrrr
Where's this dude?
As soon as I look away, man!
I was gonna throw a flash, man.
Power to overlaid for some reason.
If you tried JHP rounds, they might not be much better.
I mean, most of them are wearing armor.
So at what point does the JHP...
You mean for... shouldn't they're doors?
How does he get his team down to just himself for the challenge?
I'm hosting a solo friends only private multiplayer lobby.
of
a bond arounds
We're dead.
These are just in the AI, the AI to a 4 human team comp.
Now the AI in the heart is just really fucking good.
And by good I mean, you better not show any ankle, otherwise they're gonna rail you with
Bullets through the wall
They are what you are supposed to be
No human can react in 50ms, mad absurd. Every time.
Lol, my dad can.
Ooh.
Apparently they watch you through the walls? They do not. No, they don't.
Most of the time.
I'm pretty sure I can't reach it, but you might be right.
This guy could be right fellas, fellas with a Z.
Come out slow, you're on a PT car now!
That door opens out, the trap won't trigger.
Okay, how do you propose I can exit through that doorway then?
Out of curiosity.
Jump?
Okay.
Oh yeah, what if there is no jump?
I'm shitting right now you jealous? Hell nah man! I pooped earlier this stream!
Why? I had to go!
When it gets paid to poop we should be jealous.
I mean a lot of you guys get paid to poop too.
Technically.
Joe, thanks for subbing.
Bye bye bye, thanks for subbing.
Mr.. I can't do 50ms. You just did yeah, that was at best like 110 ms
And I guarantee it was probably closer like one-third
Just to put into perspective of how quickly
They can react
My average reaction time is like 120
If I'm like locked it
Prove it right now. I proved it on stream! We did the reaction test recently.
This guy's behind the pillar.
Like, is that not on his head?
Where is the bullets?
Is that not shooting him?
Dude.
By the way, I shot before him.
This gun actually doesn't have a full auto, we don't need full auto, maybe in that situation
full auto would have been good.
Where does the bullet go in that situation?
I wish Elite Reaction Time is 150, 180, Top Top.
I did the reaction test on stream, but we had an average of like 125 for up there, so.
And also, there was a graph, and my average score wasn't anywhere near the top, so, I
unless the reaction test website or whatever isn't like infallible.
I was going to restart that.
It's unfound because people will sit there and literally try to pre click.
You want to show us up, you know, but I didn't like legit straight up.
So maybe it is top because they have like a little bell bell graph
that they show at the end of the like at the bottom of the web page or whatever.
There's no way you average 120.
Dude!
You're gonna have 190 to 200, which is slightly less average.
Oh, I couldn't remember the specific number.
Yeah, it was better than average, I remember that.
I'm not saying I'm good.
Let's be clear.
I'm not trying to flex on you guys right now.
I was wrong. I was wrong.
I bet $10,000 you couldn't do 120. I did on stream.
I bet $10,000 you couldn't do 120.
I did on stream!
I wasn't gonna detain it.
Do it again.
Okay.
Alright.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Oh, it's got like a green screen thingy or whatever.
Oops! I clicked twice.
Loser!
Radio, hang on. I wasn't ready.
I looked at chat, that doesn't count.
to chat well all right this is the real one I got I've seen enough I think I've
seen enough I mean we pretty consistently got like 190 so I would say like
one ninety two hundred is probably my reaction time which I think is is fair
or MS pretty good for your age
thank you thank you
Wait, what?
There's a guy.
Wait, someone just got arrested.
We shot him so hard his head bounced off of the wall.
What the hell, shall they show it?
Bamsanedayo, no.
You can tell it has more impressive to me than this entire MS.
So, not necessarily, let me explain why.
Okay, if I position myself perfectly,
your reaction time doesn't matter you don't want to get into a trail shoot out
with these guys if you do you've already fucked up
hi
Ouch!
Grity?
It sounded like the door over there is the one the guy kicked open, but it was this one.
Surely he doesn't come out right.
195 average.
Yeah, like I said, that test is like hard.
It's hard for it to be totally accurate.
Like my reaction time is definitely way lower than like 190 to 200 in a game like this, right?
I'm not just mobile staring at something, waiting for it to show up, like I'm having
to like visually process like where dudes are and shit, in situations where the, in
In situations where the reaction time would matter.
It's a lower, but you meant slower? Yeah.
Correcto!
Edge.
Did the grade with ages massively overblown? Yeah. You're right.
One thing I never understood was like,
people putting a value on reaction time for games like League of Legends and stuff.
value on reaction time for games like League of Legends and stuff I feel like
those are definitely like they could definitely be like boomer games
best CS players like 35 yeah which is crazy because CS definitely is a game
where reaction time matters
If you do the test with your GP running at 100% from a video game, you're going to have
added latency to slow your score.
I'm also doing it through the OBS browser, so...
five years old. Um, I don't think my reaction, I don't think I'm like
particularly good.
Not anything.
I'm good at my hair thinning down the middle.
I'm getting a reverse mohawk God kill thanks for seven just the hawk yeah I
I'm gonna I got a no-hawk
Don't go up the stairs
Well played, bitch. There's two guys over there, by the way. I did hear a guy go in the fucking bathroom. I was trying to get over there quick so I could trap him in the way and see if it was gonna be funny.
Maybe like my little Pokemon. Please don't check the time.
Delicious nutritious water. How much water do you guys drink in a disay?
Why no flash I didn't I honestly did not expect there to be a big guy there
I just thought there was one guy and I thought he was in the bathroom
124 ounces
If I was gonna flash there realistically I would have thrown it into the bathroom just because I was I did not think there was a guy there
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
Is a gallon a day too much of water?
No?
I definitely got some allergy shit going on.
I got the cart.
The fuck is a gallon?
It's the thing that Americans use.
For PCP.
Get on the fucking ground!
Do it now!
Fuck!
Get down the fucking ground! Do it right now!
Fuck.
Wait, how do we- how do we not get shot there? Do we flash them?
I don't know, we didn't take that much damage.
Leave the talk. We have one death suspect here.
Shoot him if we shoot him, we lose points.
When they do in that shit.
points are light warning shot
you have any aversion to water go to the doctor because you have rabies
okay counterpoint counterpoint no offense
my doctor's not gonna help me if I have rabies
I'm just gonna die.
Nice 120 reaction time. They have a 50 millisecond reaction time.
One person was cured of rabies once. Has anyone ever survived rabies? 30 to 40 documented cases.
It's random fringes cages that are likely misdiagnosed rabies has failed.
I'll be right back.
I'll get some to drink.
Yes, me lov.
I
Can diver
See they don't work
Save that!
A mirror?
Ni hao's Chinese?
Oh shit.
How do you say hello in Japanese again?
Sorry, my kid's been speaking Mandarin at me, dude!
It's all yeah do not jump off of that fucking clip
Hey yo, we're in the kitchen at, is this it right here?
Let's find out.
This is a fireplace chatter, by the way.
I'm leveling dude?
You've never seen this?
Then the aftermages, but...
I'm more powerful than the Ruda.
Where to get your keyboard from?
ExploMationPoint keyboard.
The speed around this game is insane.
Guys, without a doubt, every time, it doesn't matter if the game is the world's slowest game,
there's at least one guy in chat who's like, bro, wait until you see the speedrun, bro.
Holy fuck, it's so fast!
Okay, the- I am the god of gaming. Me. I am.
Dude, I'm only using 10% of my power.
I'm only using a small fraction of my power.
Dude, I'm leaned all the way back.
I got a leg up on my desk right now.
Motherfucker, I'm using a controller.
The number of limiters, the amount of weighted clothing
that is on my emaciated form is something
that your tiny little fucking brain could never fathom.
Never.
And the day that I finally go, Ultima Mode, is a day that your eyes will fucking melt from your skull and run down your face like fucking tears, except it's flesh being scorched by the majesty that you are witnessing.
Please get some tips when you're free.
I don't think you want tips from me on just her point.
Is that cat?
I received a drop cat catalytic talisman.
Oh, that's the name of the guy.
Man, fuck you, bitch.
I just want sex.
Four pils.
Oh, we need to go to the shop, guys.
Rubberman. What is Rubberman?
Giga!
We gotta buy some more dollars.
You've been loosin'?
Fuck!
I found it!
That was me copying me.
Alright.
Maybe we do a run where I don't read chat.
Do we do a run, where I'm locked in?
Here's to be a favor and stop talking.
Lawls, thanks for sub it.
Alright.
I'm looking at trap it's so hard
Down in your knee!
You're back to dead!
Fuck!
Oh no, fuck!
Son of a gun just deceased!
Requesting trailers!
So...
How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?
Get down and shut up!
He moved.
Let's go.
using the Doris cover that's on me that's on me
that guy walked out and walked out there by the way that's on me that's on me I
should have peaked it I should have peaked it Viridian fleet thanks for
7. I don't think I'm taking this seriously.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
of
I
What's happening?
It's continually opening up flashbacks.
I
Suspect down
Mommy
We should check
Smoke this guy by the way, there's four guys in here
We gotta get suspect here.
Honestly, Osborne, they should have set it.
Okay.
Fire and War.
Whoa! Whoa!
Upon the heart! Whoa!
It is not too late for my mercy! Whoa! Whoa!
Upon the heart!
I'm sure he's not with Ski.
There's no escape.
Elephant drop. Suspect of breathing but unconscious.
There's no escape.
Welcome, journalist!
Point man. Nice to meet you.
We're not here for you.
Holy shit, thank you!
At your table, cock. We have an individual in custody.
I don't even know what to do.
Oh, wait one minute, let's just get you.
How can you kill a dog?
How can you kill a gun?
I'm kind of rolling ammo.
What do you do?
I point.
Can you imagine?
We have a dead stop right here.
Come on!
Now!
Stay here.
Who the hell are these guys?
I was getting a pretty pressure.
Eleanor, talk.
We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport.
Okay.
The
wedges
imagine if that was trapped
Hi.
Luthor, thanks for 7.
It's not even going to go through that.
What the fuck? The suspect is down.
Noob.
I don't think there's anyone in here because they would have reacted to the tripwire.
Unless they're being goofy.
And I ain't talking...
goofy of Mickey Mouse Fane.
Meme-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me.
Come on, summon me with ice!
Mmm... Mmm... Mmm... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Stay cool, where's the sequel?
You're telling me? You stay cool! Is that a gun?
Done!
You can't break those imp-dice.
Use this door as cover.
Entry came out. Suspect is deceased.
and
Watch my back, disarm him!
I just want to say I understand the best way to handle this exact encounter and that's
that I need a way for him to be here so I can flash him.
Because there's too many pieces of furniture in there that will block the flash, there's
Just no telling when he's gonna come back, if ever.
Ay, ay, ay!
I
I can shot in the back, I'm gonna be so sad.
Is he on the right?
Did this guy double talk?
literally right after I killed that guy I heard a voice line so weird
We have one suspect down.
I
Suspect is down
I'm not sure there's anyone in here.
I don't know how many guys I've killed.
of
I told you not to!
I
The suspect is down, but breathing.
Move and stay there.
Fuck! The suspect is bleeding out. We need medical aid.
Fuck you!
guy down here or the last guy that was talking is the one I shot up there. I'm not sure.
Don't even breathe.
Keep on it, please. Just keep on it.
But here's its hold.
I saw them. I saw them. Don't leave me here. Don't leave me here.
We can make it. We'll make it out of here.
If I can't get out of here, it's not like this.
Don't move. Don't even breathe.
Don't come close, right? They have to.
I'm just gonna keep on it.
The healer's... it's over.
I'm just gonna keep on it.
I saw one of them. I saw one. Don't leave me here. Don't leave me here.
Don't move. Don't even breathe.
Don't come much, right? You have to.
Please, just keep quiet.
If you hear us, it's over.
I saw one of them.
Don't leave me here, don't leave me here.
We can make it, we can make it out of this.
I can't die here, Marcus.
Oh my god, I can't stop!
Don't leave me here, don't leave me here!
We can make it, we can make it out of this!
I can't hide here, not like this!
Oh, no, no, not them!
Don't move.
Don't even breathe.
They're coming for us, aren't they?
They must be.
That was the rumor we saw come out earlier, like minutes ago.
Any places they can be man, it's so fucked.
open classic
Can you at least get my report from my pocket?
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
I'll be right back, damn dude.
I don't understand. I want to check the replay actually.
We're almost done. We're almost in the main room.
None of those hit him.
I
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's see what the situation here was like
Is the this the wanderer carpet that we fucked up look at this
The system still running
Or someone turned it back on the monitor us
that sucks this would have been easy to look I literally could have killed all
of these guys from the front door go BAP BAP BAP
man
meh meh meh I think I honestly like standing by the trailers if I flash like
right here we hit all of them by the way that's fucked up I don't even want to
I don't want to think about that. I don't want to think about that.
I doth not even wish to conceive of this.
Elevators are down.
Let's fucking see this shit, man. Let's fucking see this shit, man.
Loser!
No, no, I don't want them.
I don't think they have to be looking at the flashbang.
a flash that was some silly but you tell me don't arrange your flashbangs by now
that is well within range of a regular flashbang I swear I stg where's the
replays fucked up.
These open the other door and bank. True. Man, we can't even really see where the flash
The missionaries are going in this replay. We fucked it up.
I
Know
You know what that I do
No, I don't want that
Okay
I found it!
I agree, smile.
Here, take my info.
Okay.
We need more though.
Okay, we need more though.
I'm gonna have a kick.
I
Oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
fresh boys look at fucking fucking giga fresh
you might say it's bussin you might say that
you could say that if you were uh feeling brave
It's under the table down there. Let me help you.
It's alright. Seems weird you to keep the cam.
And Dick puts the gun to the back of her head and blows it up.
Holy shit, that sound effected her actually 100% insidious.
This looks so fucking bad, I might put this in here
He's just killing me like I was full protecting with your luck
Crafts.
Boom.
Let's make it out of wood because fuck the elves they suck.
How did I die? What, what? I lightning bolted, but was it because I was covered in water?
Oh!
HEEEY!
Oh!
That's so much farther!
Oh!
Ah!
What the-
HEEEY!
Water!
Whoa!
Spire Ash, thanks for subbing.
Uh, Pogman691$ says, when can we expect you on an episode of Mr. Big Penta?
Never.
Night Trek 1, thanks for subbing.
I'll have Mr. Big Penta on an episode of Mr. Big Moon Moon.
And he can bring his minions.
Hello. Except it'll be like a saw game.
Hello? I think I got this.
I think I got this.
At 39k points, I believe?
Yeah.
Five more days?
I mean, we could just get it tonight.
That'd be cool. Alright, you mode only. It's the only way I can stay focused. You guys are too distracting.
I
Would they leave the CCTVs unattended surprised they haven't cut the feet going live feeds
This could give us a layout advantage
It's a human device.
Come out slowly!
Elephant attack.
We have a dead suspect here.
I have to come here for our safety.
Tarker, civilian is in custody.
Requesting escort.
I have to come here for our safety.
Tarker, civilian is in custody.
Requesting escort.
I have to come here for our safety.
Tartar, civilian is in custody. Requesting escort.
The quack!
I have a new card, suck back down, Alarm!
I don't know what to do with it.
I'm putting my gun away to take my gun out.
This song reminds me of, like, Enya?
Like new age music or whatever?
I like to think of the kind of person who would have bought this CD and, like, listened
to this in the car.
oblivious to like the the memes and shit
who could that be? lock in? sorry I'm inventing people again
I'm sorry.
I almost got us.
I'm a quackin' turner.
I'm sorry.
Watch my back.
Disarming.
Fuck you!
We got a dead suspect here.
and
You guys would not believe what I had to do with my hand on the keyboard to move a little
bit further to throw that and it almost killed me.
I was holding so many different keys man.
I was holding G, alt, D.
oh my god
I should go in here.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Stay here. Do not get in our way.
This is gonna make a hell of a story.
We have a civilian of our custody.
of
and
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh my dares!
I'm telling me to spread up.
Oh
Don't like that. Oh God
We got one retaliation suspect.
What's the sort of this?
It's getting there, wait a minute.
on
It's like a really bad version of this song actually.
Oh, that explains it.
It was released by Universal Pictures.
And they spliced in...
It was like a music video.
of
If this lays on our hand and knees, that means either the guy just killed was in here,
or this guy literally right here.
If you can let me forget it.
area is clear
Let's get the cops! Let me go!
We got the cops!
Element Attack. Suspect is deceased. Reprisal traitors.
Damn.
I
Just
What do we do?
Don't move.
Don't even breathe.
one of them was shouting about justice
this can't be real
I
I saw one, I saw one.
Oh God, where'd they go?
I saw one.
I saw him. I saw him.
Oh god, we're dead!
Jesus.
I think that guy's behind the cabinet.
I think he's literally right there.
either there or next to the staircase over here.
Suspect here.
I'm gonna talk. Suspect down.
of
I think he might be dead.
I'm gonna stop by the fucking wall!
I'm sure he's just sitting on the open.
Oh, thank god.
Stay here. Stay calm.
I need a talk.
Superman standing by the trails.
I brought the card.
I just don't want you to be here.
Your hand is behind your back.
Thank you, Chief.
Entering the talk.
We have been brought to our customers.
Oh my god, do I try?
Right now it's time for this institution.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Sea chatter?
Can't reach it.
I want to hide your feelings.
Oh.
Someone works.
He's dead.
Leave the talk. Suspect is breathing, but unconscious.
of
dude dude dude what is happening
Don't come for to really be in the same note 200 times in 20 seconds that was sick.
You do be doing that, sure.
of
Okay, so we've put the good version on.
Look at that blood.
of the bomb.
Just pretend it's John Carpenter, guys.
I mean, it's kind of the same thing, right?
Wait, it hits two notes, I forgot.
I wonder what sound effect that is.
Adoi!
We can get back to you
Door cover
Oh, I gotta go back to that other playlist.
A moment.
That's the same one.
There's still a guy wandering the halls.
We're so fucking dead, man, if he's in the hall, man, then...
If this door is closed, he's dead.
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it, but I'm sure it's the right way to do it.
Floor 2.
Flare.
All flashes, no wounds.
Whoops, thanks for selling it.
Thank you.
Whoops.
I still tell the purple rice story to this day.
The guy gin rice feels bad
Oh, where's the door?
Where's that guy?
It's funny, from his perspective he can definitely see my mirror gun poking through the door.
Oh, because he's a stupid fucking robot, he doesn't shoot through the door?
Yeah, whatever.
No!
I have one death suspect here.
Whoa! Journalist!
Stay calm.
This is gonna make a hell of a deal.
Elevator, one of the turning detainees.
Look, I told them I'd just be right here.
Please, I can do my job.
Double checks for traps?
Hello.
I got to hear footsteps.
This guy said engage.
Like from Star Trek?
Where's John Luke goes?
Engage.
Sorry, I gotta stop talking.
I gotta stop talking now.
My attention is drifting to episodic mid-90s television.
this dude is literally right next to the door
Hey, we chill, bruh?
Well, he is not scared.
He just is not scared.
Fuck you
He kicked the door open while he was doubled over in pain
Oh man, we were wide open there.
I think I've smoked them.
Aren't you mad, traveler?
After that, I'll protect.
Okay, that first shot killed him, by the way.
Or need to close both of these doors, please let me, mate.
Oh, we got him.
Oh my god.
Got your foot?
Alright.
All right
Where do we think he is? We got four flashbangs.
So fucking dead man. I'm just gonna throw one over there. I'm scared. Okay, I don't think there was no flash in the one boys.
There was a third gun.
Almost that was him.
We're actually kinda low on bullets.
Oh my god.
I kinda gotta go looking for this guy.
Surely he did not run this way, right?
But there were no open doors we're good.
W!
We did waste two flash bangers, though.
They're greater thugs, level 10 CR, 10 CR rather.
possess the ability to earthbind
what is so fucking scary man
perhaps point man's aura is simply that potent
He hasn't showered in weeks.
All right, let's see if he became a cabinet boy.
Nope.
Almost blasted that lady.
I'm- I'm NGL.
I'm literally MGL.
I'm IGL.
He's one. He's one.
Go back to base and heal.
He's literally one.
What if you moved?
I don't like this, boys.
Not one bit.
days you don't shoot me in the back.
Not close enough.
Wait.
Couldn't we open both doors and then close both doors?
I
Guys in love with the middle
Already
We have like 23 bullets
Well, at least it was over quick, Mom, man.
The clever spot kind of blended in with the tree there in my periphery and it was very
hard to pick him apart.
He also did not react at all to me shooting my loud rail gun 50 feet from him.
Those are economical kills, fortunately.
Unfortunately, we are kind of low each penis.
Sorry, I'm a little quirky.
I'm a millennial, so I like to like...
I like to go goofy, go goofy.
Holds up Ritalin.
Um, yeah.
So this is where we're at.
No one out here.
That don't mean shit though.
We know there's at least one guy in the courtroom.
We've got a lay-upic camera.
Watching our bizzack.
Now we peek.
It'll all be over soon.
That guy saw me through space.
Now he's gonna start shooting his gun randomly.
Uh oh.
We've got some trouble here.
Celebs!
Show me through the window.
Clever girl!
Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Hold on
Oh, well sorry to say doubters, but this is the one
I forgot the key.
I
Where are you Billy?
The point man spares no terrorists Billy.
Got those bullets are enormous.
I love to stick those in my ass.
Let's see if I can get him to detonate.
Stick your creed more in my ass.
why is the plane the same song because it's in here twice
all right
okay
I still gotta watch these movies
of
them
and
if
I really know big strong terrorists will come by and kill me while I disarm the strap.
What was that bitch?
Stone Cold.
weird death animation he felt it was falling backwards.
Wow, how long is this version? Jesus, I've heard enough.
Geez Louise, that's enough snake plus kin.
More like snake piss kin.
Reloading.
Do you take the blue pill?
Or do you take...
the blue pill?
What?
I never saw the most recent Matrix movie.
One more good track. Lock in.
Another bed up. Final attempt.
One of my favorite YouTube videos.
Kaboos C15, there's a-
Oh yeah, bud!
Oh, no!
He missed.
Mayhaps it's Simon D.
they don't normally miss
I
Try one more good job
I'm feeling it, Mr. Krabs!
Ugh!
I'm just gonna flex all my muskles.
I would kill for a fucking rainbow six-seed drone though, like chatter from several hours
go holy moly
shut down I want to see
okay I'm down I'm down I don't have to I don't have to focus right now it's yeah
Oh man, that's awesome buddy.
There's the cap. There's the cap.
That was a little goopy. A little silly, even.
Hurry up! I just want to hit retry!
I need someone to step on my back dude holy shit.
cctv is not attended.
The system still running.
You know that we'll have to head on.
I hope we're someone turning back on to monitor us.
I
Yes
Every corner every door
Oh, wait.
Except we're down here. Down here is safe. Relatively.
Alright. Serious mode. It's time to Giga lock in.
The sponge bobby moat reported IP theft.
someone else
I will protect the interests of my favorite companies
Well, guess we're going this way.
Oh man, I really want to go this way.
We're going to know what takes the first seven.
It's got a lot of spit in my mouth.
Does that mean I'm locked in?
Dude, I literally look away for less than a second than that should happen, bro.
The Bernard mix ain't doing it for me, bros.
away for one second this dude kicks the door down instantly shoots me
Boyd Bosch sorry Bo boy VD Bosch they do something for Boyd
Oh no. Maybe this. Hmm.
The Highway Chase? Chase?
See, like, in the Matrix, the video game, do you remember the highway chase level?
That level sucked.
It was terrible.
You got a dead suspect here.
Nice cons, dude.
It left me for dead.
And the exit, obviously, to waiting outside.
You know what?
I think...
For the run, we'll listen to the game music.
Are you guys turning game volume...
Game music off-gamers?
Yeah, you're nice.
Because if you are, I- I do not fuck with you, dawg.
I think I've died in every possible way that I get on this level.
That has to count for something.
I don't have my fucking key card.
I'm going back.
Fuck this.
Fuck this
So rabbit, thanks for seven
Youink
I can feel myself losing focus, and I know reading some epic Mameys from Twitch chat
will absolutely shatter my focus.
I'm weak.
Hold it.
hold on
okay man, I got it, you're dead
still standing here like a cryptid?
What is like the scariest like horror thing that you can see?
I feel like persons standing in the corner of the room unmoving is pretty fucking scary.
There's a keycard right there.
I'm getting stuffed right now.
I'm an adult.
I can talk if I want to.
Now! Now!
I have to come here for our safety.
Come on, man, I've got a race!
Now you can talk.
We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport.
I was just trying to scare her.
At least I didn't lose points for that.
I did not see it pop up.
No!
I honestly did not expect to hit her, but I guess that's just where my fucking cross
here is.
I'm just trying to spook her a little bit.
Spook her in the dooker.
That's a World of Warcraft reference.
Remember Oak-Dukum?
What the fuck?
Yeah we didn't lose that much HP there's this block you see that
No!
Any murderers in chat is that how the blood typically is predicted?
Wobble647 says get off this booby-ag game bro hop on rust peanut server bro. Please bro. I'll have harming bro
Uh, fuck.
Me when I'm about to boot up the stream.
Time to make some content.
Not now, mom. I'm making content.
I see you.
of
the
fact that
I feel like if I was in that lady's situation and some dude just like totally silently breaching blue's brains out
I think my reaction would be like yeah, that was fucking awesome, and then I would dapp up the guy who saved me
And they would give me his desert eagle and then we would clear the rest of the level together
To be point man sidekick, what a life it would be.
Where are you, bitch?
Welp.
Staring directly at me, eh?
Rookie mistake!
I've activated my Amphetamine form.
of 30 milligram extended release shape of 16 hour twitch stream
turn around keep your hand on us you'd never come it was supposed to be just a
story armor has done some good work so far
So, we're gonna get our flash out there because...
We'll just get our flash out of there.
We'll get our flash out of there because, we'll get our flash out of there because,
It will piss them off.
They were like, hey, wait a second.
Didn't check for traps.
Gigagir, thanks for some assistance.
I'm going to the Dodgers game tomorrow.
What do I tell my husband to Otani when I see him?
should say I only watch baseball because of you. And then it's gonna be like who's
your second favorite sports guy? It'll be like LeBron James. And they'll hand you
some white bread and mayonnaise. And then he'll say you look famished.
this seems a right up your alley mr.
I don't know there's something about you.
Is our tiny really that good?
I don't watch baseball because I think it's fucking boring, but...
Or is it like some conspiracy shit where they're drumming up hype?
You know what I mean?
Like maybe the commission is silently telling other teams, like, hey man, like, maybe you
throw that straight ball 70 miles per hour a couple of times.
huh? Maybe you get signed again next year. All I'm saying, straight falls are better
when they're 60 miles an hour, don't you agree? You guys remember Super Psycho Baseball?
I've been meaning to play that shit again, actually.
Super!
Sacko!
Spacebowl!
Audio spacebowl?
It did get updated since the last time I played it.
Like, it's probably not, like, actively updated, but it has been updated since the last time I played it.
So you chill? I gotta...
It's kind of weird talking to myself. I could do it forever though, rest assured.
And I will.
Oh, happy America Day to you, man.
Some guy earlier said, wouldn't you be worried about the parasocials?
Because I said I'm kind of jealous about not being able to play like game stores and
stuff like Indian shit. That shit was funny. People don't recognize me man. They sure don't.
I've been recognized like four times in ten years and I go out of fair amount.
Let's make it.
Kappa? No, I do.
Nope.
Okay, there's not a lot of guys so far which is extremely alarming, but what can you do?
We're gonna...
Damn this!
I'm on a fucking wedge, isn't I? Don't know where they are.
A-sassination? Thanks for selling.
Your dedication is commendable.
I have to check back here.
Yeah, we've killed not many people.
I don't like that. Hopefully they have rush me like that one time.
He was walking street. See you guys tomorrow.