.
Good evening
You look buff today, thanks I
Feel buff mentally buff
Dapper collector and st. Desmo and
Ramos seco thanks for something. I'll be time next or something
And black objects result looks like you buff the back of your spot on your head
Kelsow and fall orange sky looks for seven
Can knuckle six per seven
Cam six percent of it
Car loser makes for seven Jebediah makes for seven
It's not the same clothes as yesterday. It's the same jacket
All righty.
It's just things for some yeah
All right, I'm gonna focus up those okay
Are you ready kids
All right capitan
Okay.
Well, didn't get the keycard.
Well, found the keycard.
Perpetual pixel X for 7th and not MVP and our eco and genre Delta X for the bits
and we're also X for 7th
It's kind of different
Where has he looked ever?
No wonder they were in like, uh, ghillie suit.
Weird?
Zookerman thinks for 7?
I'm afraid if I activated it, I did.
not on my watch except for about thanks for seven you would only so don't get
taunted like yesterday I didn't get taunted
Carlton's an happy birthday.
I'm great.
seem to focus more with that emote only on oh yeah
dude where is this guy
But it's alright, just won't read it.
Stomping for seven.
BAM BAM BAM
There ain't no one here except for you. I don't want to talk to you
I have to cover for our safety.
They bring the whole fucking building.
Day 3 of telling everyone Frog 4 is the worst event I've ever seen in transport.
Frog 4.
That is not what I want it to be.
four
four four four four
in the history of runs in the history of me going to that room I've seen a guy
there one time and it was like after he'd moved around a bunch I've never
I've never seen a guy over there.
Literally ever, dude.
Hmm.
Cool.
Cool. Why can't we post smiley face shaking ass but we can't post Bowser fart?
Cause it's not a sex thing.
I'm shaking his ass, it's not a sex thing.
He's cold.
The Bowser one is from an actual fetish video.
Well there you go chatter.
Stop trying to play your weird fetish on us, okay?
That guy?
It's my job.
Glad to get a boy.
here
What door does open this one
I
Got ran quick
Am I penguin in dock brown town thanks for silly
the
including you
Well, well, hey there, thanks for sale trapped in purgatory
I wanted to die anyway, man. You see how fast I died?
Diver's getting warmed up.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Do you know that this mission is easier with friends?
friends. Yeah, that's debatable. Golf vest, thanks for 7. Mode A6 for 7. At Moon Moon.
I have fart six for seven.
I see him.
I'm pecking right next to him.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
You can have it left and on or someone turning back on to monitor us.
Oh my God.
You try one with a box just to see how it goes.
So you're proposing that I do one with the boss and then every time I look over my twitch
chat deal with the following questions did he give up why is he using bots now gave up
blow you're proposing I willingly expose myself to that
to do something I know the answer to something very very banal
Why do you care what we think okay let's be clear I don't I don't okay however
reading reading stuff like that is like stepping in dog shit for my eyeballs
stuff. If I can avoid it I will.
You understand? I don't hate dog shit but you know sometimes you just fucking
step on it. But why would you enter the dog shit minefield willingly and then be
like hmm love this.
This is awesome. So this is what this is like.
No bomb. Thank you.
No bomb!
And my eye and my smile and Swagger are up on team fight tactics, it's time to rank up.
I play auto chest, sorry man.
Let's ask him if I want an RC Cola when I got a whole case of Coke.
How's the ball shredding factory for you?
Ah, could be better, could be better.
Two guys.
The horse is fucking long.
You were trying to squirt soda?
Yeah, it's good.
Oops.
This guy said he can feel my heartbeat through the floor.
That was cool.
Do you really think we need more than four of you, mate?
Bro, Lance, did you think we weren't four of you, Lance?
I'm just watching one run today and make it count.
Okay, but if I die, hear me out, okay?
Is this after you have about 22 rats and generic other stuff?
Everyone's invalid with talk mods enabled?
I'm using the creed more battle rifle that's the type of ammo.
Now, do I know the name of this thing?
No, cause it's just random letters and numbers.
So...
Retroxymethics for 7?
Erm, actually that's a PSA GB 52.
Tell me, is it a curvature of the barrel?
shut up
Oh
Who fucking said that?
I think he was in the hallway.
Erm.
Well, guess we're going to check the right cubicle from now on.
What a fucking disaster that's so terrible how why was that guy there I'm not checking
that shit. I will die to that guy every time.
Only six rounds in the ass to them.
Fairly took damage.
I could have done that better. I didn't think it would be that close.
The manilorian takes first of the
Mushu possibly
He knows that picking doors doesn't make sounds right?
You didn't know he doesn't fucking matter dude I could
pick a door open in front of one of these guys they would we have a civilian
in custody and ready for transport didn't even question having fun playing this
on the other 500 times. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Any other stupid ass questions? genuine? That's
my genuine pleasure. Any other dumbass questions, Jeff? Where's my hair? Deleted?
Doop doop doop. Doop doop doop. Doop doop doop doop.
Can you unquestion?
Doop doop doop doop.
I look like Kirby air ride after this. That game sucks.
Let's get some cool minigames, uh, there we go.
We're talking about the new one, right?
Oh, N64? I was talking about the new one. I never played the one on the N64.
The new one that the carts control really well.
I
We're not gonna completely insane
I'm a mental giant
We're looking real strange today big am I think that means you're gonna beat it today
You should me watch themselves I imagine they just sprays himself with body dear
I use deodorant in a very small amount of cologne.
When I leave.
Have I checked Travago lately?
Should have checked Travago!
Mate!
He should have checked for Volgogh.
Didn't check for Volgogh.
Maybe what I'm not for this guy.
He should have checked for Volgogh.
I think this is the guy I heard way over here.
What even is Travago?
You go there by plane ticket
Red occultix for 7 a.m. It's a commercial idiot. Yeah, I know okay, but what's the service?
You think they sell big-ass white team
The as many gold fair
Me, when the Aswin Gold and the Travago guy dapp it up.
Oh fuck!
That's my Marvel Universe moment!
I think a lot of damage used a lot here, but...
Now the average person would clear the rest of this place before wrapping up all those
evidence though.
I have accepted death into my heart.
and
close the block of door
Give up vs never give up, I like never give up.
I'll never give up
How did I not see that that door is weird
He has one some long ago go some long ago
Mayhaps coffee strong? Mayhaps chocolate forte? Mayhaps chocolate de banalante? Mayhaps Cortado?
Just get a black coffee, don't be a bitch.
Chatters when they mind trick themselves into thinking of someone in their past so that you have to drink black coffee or your bitch
Drinking black coffee for 20 years and hating absolutely every minute of it.
Yeah, I'd love to taste a black coffee.
Yeah, shut up idiot.
Sure you do.
Me when I think of most performative human males.
Black coffee drinker number two.
This guy's larping like a cowboy from like a fucking cowboy movie like from the 60s or something.
Drink a black coffee out of a...
a tin cup of the campfire. He beans out of the fucking can.
No you're not, dude. You're a soy boy.
Where's this guy?
Whoever he is, he's gonna kill me.
Who is bro talking to?
Lo-Mouth.
I did not see that guy.
He's flashing.
He's piss.
They're just regular phones.
That was the hostage.
Yeah, it hurts. That's why you need to close your eyes. I can't reach it.
use this door as cover
can you take these off now?
I think everyone drinks black coffee, men and women definitely have a virility thing
it just tastes better.
You're telling me that England, land of milk and tea, drinks black coffee?
Sure buddy.
Maybe everyone in the immediate area drinks black coffee.
I believe you.
England's not a U. Here we fucking go again dude.
Sure.
Alright buddy.
These guys are just regular cops.
Here we fucking go.
Now, next thing you tell me is I'm gonna have to come up with a different accent.
Oh, thank you.
I don't like this take on black coffee as landing as hard as you think it is.
Alright, list of performative human beings.
1.
Kaisenat 15 minute popcorn reading.
2.
Black coffee drinker.
3.
Rare steak eaters.
Well, let's go. Time to die in the crossfire. Crossfire. No, get caught in the...
Rare state is within that category at all?
Sure, buddy. Sure.
Sure doesn't.
Oh, we got one of those.
He'll run out of ammo eventually, right, fellas?
Well, well done.
Why not just medium?
Medium rare better oh god of them
of
the
death
of the little cats up to go to
Now you're freaking giving him.
I like horseradish.
I'm not getting stuck by this wall again.
of
Just got here is this floor 3. If you count the floor you start on then this is floor 3.
Come on slowly
We're gonna get you out of here
Thank you
Gullion is in custody requesting escort
Thank you Dale. Now that's a good American name Dale
Praise hail, praise hail, praise hail.
Can we play them on the top floor?
Oh, I know.
It's just the issue's getting there.
Alright.
I think we've killed so many people though, we're probably going to get there this time.
The issue is I got no HP.
The hubris?
It's not hubris.
it's actually elementary school math.
Hello, hello!
Alright.
All right, where's your zone in here?
Not good.
Well, let's do some testing, shall we?
Is that a success or a failure?
He's still got a flash somehow.
I'm not sure how.
What do you think it went in?
kinda gotta kill that guy
about a guest
Where did he go?
Dude, he teleported!
Oh my that's the only way he could have gotten out of here so fast. He took like four steps
Did I close that door? I don't remember.
I don't think I closed this door.
I did close the door.
Hey, teleport? I guarantee he did that little stutter teleport they do, but...
Kind of all shit? Kind of all shit?
Oh my god.
He's so many terrorists.
Oh...
It's me on the camera.
Now first we join, then we splock it.
First we join, join, then we splock it.
Yeah, pretty sure that was the last spella on this floor, but we'll see.
So, we had an unsecured guy in the main lobby with a double staircase, so we killed 18 guys.
That's crazy.
It would have been so easy to get up top with that money, though.
Actually, oh fuck, I wanted to watch replay.
Oh well, we'll do next time.
Kekom has been removed.
I don't remember what that ammo looks like, so it must not have been very good.
Please add the Alex Jones voice.
Alex Jones liked to slur out when I added it, so we had to pick it out.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
And solid snake voice for Judge.
me after this. Guys you're twisting the message of the aegiatic clam diver, dude. He wants
me to never give up, not give up. You guys see the giant tsunami that happened in Japani?
Or Earthquake, that's not it.
The score screen says unofficial score, insert paragraph about the achievement.
That's a good question.
Me and everyone else here who have been doing this for 600 tries were too stupid to conceive
of the fact that maybe the achievement wouldn't be counted.
I'm glad you brought it up, because now we can finally talk about it.
Haha! Shut up.
I might just stop it.
Snake voice mod.
Uh, link it.
Link it.
it let me check the comments please update for new version of the game oh
to April 2026 19 March 2026 when is the new update please update
Bop bop, bup bup bup.
It works, I promise I tested it.
Hmmm.
I'm gonna skip this, I'm gonna skip this.
Blblblblblblblblbl. I believe you though.
Blblblblblblblblblblblblbl.
Kept you waiting huh?
Or he thinks there's another one.
There's another load in my 4 corner room staring at candles.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprise them, cut the feed.
You can get eyes on the building from here.
This is all these look...
My poop sacking in there, nah, I used the bathroom before, shriek.
Our novel idea.
Nice job. Thank you.
Hey, big M ready to do some mythic quest. They wish me good luck. Good luck, dude.
I hope you get invited to lots of groups and I hope that the people you play with
aren't like weird wow players.
Police! Get out of there!
There are four of them?
We're not here for you.
You have to hurry!
It's a good thing you're good to go for you back.
Not being sarcastic.
I hope your uh, I hope your audit goes well when they check your your raid log DPS
for the last four expansions before writing in
Hmm
of
the
of
the
of
the other
I'm just gonna restart I wanted to I
Wanted to flash that first guy, but I was sticking out too far than the guy behind him saw me
And they started moving the idea was to flash that guy and then shoot the guy behind him
And kill him both
Bofa yes, you still get achievements unlocks with mods still for me it seemed to run two years ago
Yeah, I know see the joke was like whenever that guy's coming out loud is they like
Collectively, we as humans, like, would have seen that at least one out of the like 400
times, it's popped up on screen and the question would have been asked about the achievement
like almost immediately, right?
It was a silly little joke, aroo.
you sounded actually genuine wasn't sure yeah that's my bad
I do frog for IRL no I ain't got the cheek
You're under arrest please please
Please, please talk. We have a civilian in custody.
Is yourself imposed punishment if you fail this challenge?
I will rip one of my toenails off.
On stream.
While I'm driving and looking at my phone.
Okay?
I didn't want to read that one out loud, that one made me grimace and we ain't talking to
purple guy for mcdonalds
guys remember the grimage fake
I never had it
so do we ever figure out why mcdonalds always pretends their ice cream machine doesn't work with over there
Any no-wers? I'm not like a fan of McDonald's ice cream anyway, but...
Okay.
You know what I said, that's a fat fucks, cuz it always takes a bit to clean up and the
workers always fuck it up.
Can only be serviced by a specific company, apparently it was a racket.
They said the most complicated soft-serve machine around and they lose a piece and it breaks.
I added that last part.
Unironically, it was a conspiracy.
Ice cream machines are proprietary and ray a croc signed a lifetime agreement with them when he founded McDonald's
Who fuck is ray a croc
Is the documentary filmed like a noir film that would be cool
12 o'clock
That's the last bus for the rest of the night
But there is one place that's always open.
Late.
Somewhere you can go for a salty treat or a sweet delay, though recently, more and more
the sweets have run dry.
Beanie!
Dutch angle of guy walking up to a McDonald's in the middle of a city like two in the morning. It's raining
You can see it, but you had a flaring trumpet. Oh, yeah
What's that noise?
I heard some crunching.
Burning, burning out!
Eat shit and die.
I truly believe this.
I can do this after 500 attempts.
When's the last time you gave up playing a video game?
I want to know that.
You know it's a video game, right?
You can literally restart as many times as you want.
At what point did your mental get so fucking...painter-thin that you just decided to quit?
in this game the post office level that's the first hurdle you almost have
That is a fucked up level.
I would say in a lot of ways this level is kind of easier because there's less visual
noise but it's super long and like you have to make less mistakes.
yeah let's open spaces it's fucked up
they can grow up buying one new game every three months yeah I just think
about like all the games I play as a kid and like how much time I spent losing
and I never gave up you know one thing that that was like super hard for like my tiny
frontal lobe brain I must have been like seven or eight dude it might have been Mega Man
to the invisible blocks dude there's like well like one of them has like a like
there's like an invisible jumping block puzzle like early on and then there's
like an even harder one later that I'm talking about the second one that's at
That felt genuinely impossible to me, but I did it.
I sat there and I did it.
Never give up.
Where did they cost you?
Nothing.
What's up?
Cool.
Cool
I've never heard that live
She doesn't said anything except for that
He's looking right in the mirror that's uncanny.
I hope I'll never die.
We're going to get you out of here.
Thank you Jesus.
Elmira talk, civilians standing by at the trailers.
Wait, wait, wait, time!
Limes are on the line!
Time!
Suspected disease!
Played Jesus in this game cool?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm Jesus Smile.
Please be close.
Nice.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
I have a friend in Jesus.
Flashback to you saying fuck God yesterday.
A chatter, so that not me.
One, two.
I was watching time when one played more Street Fighter, modern guile, and he got his ass beat,
un-wake up like three times in a row, and some guy in his chat just goes, fight back.
It's so fucking funny to me.
Holy shit.
This guy all lowercase, fight back!
I got a kid on the playground yelling at his friend to like fight back.
It was so funny.
blah blah blah...
You matched with them on a rank randomly and you kicked his ass?
Hey, it's playing a different game.
Some would say you're a worse kid.
Not only is he playing a charged character, he's playing a modern character.
These guys are always talking about honest characters.
First of all, Giles is not an honest character.
Anyone who's ever played a fighting game knows that.
When I see Giles, dude, I think I like...
fucking that one guy in marble 3 who used to have the morrigan team you know
talking about dude crush G
literally the same shit
you're so wrong it's crazy hey man dark rash
Found the guy on player and chat. Uh-oh
Power crash that makes it impossible for you to hold down back
God was born as fuck, okay, let's be clear, okay
Do not think I was boring. I don't even think he's boring to watch. Okay, what is he honest I?
Don't think so
There's being honest mean
uh
How are you alive?
Yeah
the
car for Saint Giles and on its chunlee abuser
You heard him doesn't suddenly have like one charge
It's the slow-ass project up
more than one. I'm trying to think of what the other one was. Please don't give up Moon
I am going through chemo should we do it for chemo chatter oh yeah spinning
spitting merkin!
spinning merkin!
he has to do the chemo because of your hexes
Are you saying that he was hexed to have a brain tumor or something years ago?
B-b-b-brain tumor!
What if I told you the curses were real by the way?
Areas like her shit.
what's the morale level today it's okay it's been higher it's been higher I will
admit I got into a car crash with that collision coverage and it costs 5k
Thanks asshole. Hey man. Maybe you should have bought insurance, buddy.
Huh?
Why is the song just Frantic Factory from DK64?
Is it? I never played DK64?
Although I watched a neat video on the history of its world records and the development of its tricks
It was not a summoning soul
I'm not the biggest summoning soul fan
But I respect what he does why not
It's hard for me to voice
My dislikes about like videos and stuff cuz like I would feel bad if like he heard me say why I don't like his videos
Hey!
You don't know him?
I-I find his speaking cadence to be inauthentic.
Oh, yeah, that was a nice way to put it.
And then this happened.
Insert music, you know, everything like...
...
I don't know how much damage it took.
Says the guy using the pirate software filter.
Um, I'm not using that.
I COULD use that, though.
Where did...
Alright.
I'm going in, fellas.
Please say Giles is honest or I won't be able to sleep today.
Ooh, Giles is so honest, I like the honest way that he like, he kind of like, constantly
is able to pressure you from across the entire fucking screen if he wants to.
I love that.
That's really cool.
I don't like playing this guy.
I got some bias.
Oh, man.
Yeah, Giles is honest, he's so honest.
Does that make you feel better, little guy?
We have a dead suspect here.
More honest than most.
Yeah, I think a good example of a dishonest character
Is that one the one the French lady that like spams grabs on you and she
I'm not gonna
Go outside
When I say honesty what I mean truly is what I like playing against
I go!
Try it!
Something better.
Reloading!
Full sunglasses.
Angel team coming.
Why is that back down?
We're requesting immediate medical.
I like trying to make doors successfully deactivate them.
Yanni makes first sip.
Can we get a fentnaud?
I'm trying to play the game right now, trying to pee the G.
Had a biopsy today? Keep me in your thoughts, homie.
The fuck is a biopsy?
A test for cancer?
They cut a piece of you out and test it.
Alright.
No one's allowed to get cancer and die.
Except for me.
And if I get cancer I won't tell you guys it's all about to die so I can have cancer
right now.
You wouldn't know.
I
Giga gamer 1 2 3 for seven
Shoe back, I did, I did, I just didn't have my gun out fast enough man!
Lapses aren't specifically only for cancerists to test for anything visible under a pathology
These slide often cancer though.
The cancer's so gay man, holy fuck.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding but watching us.
Blunted burrito makes for some...
L cancer dude.
Can we not do the gay equals bad thing?
Hillary Duff would be so disappointed.
That chatter's comment was really gay just now.
Can I get some gay cats in the chat for that chatter, please?
I'm seeing some straight cats.
I
Me me me me me
Which ever sucked you off in a truck stop. Yeah, you did Ozzy extra something urban things for seven hell yeah, you did
Oh glory oh
of
the
It's a killing device.
I got that chatter was fine with me conjuring brain tumors, but the moment I said cancer was gay
He was like no, no, no, that's not the speech. I like
Can you be better, please?
No, no, no
You love brain tumors, oh
I
Who fucks up
I
Kicked wrong at them and that there was a guy in the living room, but I was the guy coming upstairs. What fuck?
Waffles and some
My mom's wireless, yeah.
Also dirty.
Nice cod reload.
How many times do I shoot?
Long things gay is just eighth grader talk real jokes for prior effort yeah
but what if it's like I'm been a commentary on like the weird lingo of the time you know what I mean?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet. Get eyes on the building for fear. You know what I mean?
Actually, I don't even really do jokes, I do bits on the show, so it's actually part
of a greater bit.
Where's the bit?
It's still happening right now, actually.
part of
boom
you're really the whole fucking building
so right now thanks for sub it
I'm excited for the ball-crushing show today.
I guess I'll go ahead and door it.
I'm gonna turn this music off.
What is the correct way to do that?
I just don't know.
Shoot him?
the minus points you really care about points yeah I want to do well I want to
complete the level and have a good score. You sloppy smelly piece of shit.
Dead!
First one got him.
Damn!
Boy, man, boy, man, what you gonna do?
Oh, hey.
I didn't even see you.
see you
great now we're gonna fucking focus to you
man
Entry team to talk. We have a civilian in our custody.
Staff members to state for fighting trailers.
Oh man!
Do not gate the door open.
Nice T-boats.
Did we check the bathroom?
I don't think we checked anything actually.
Yeah we did.
Coming in.
Oh, Megalow.
I forgot Moon 2 Borpin wasn't in your mode.
I forgot Moontoo Bourbon was an emote.
It's like a pick up in a game.
You got Thorpa.
In parenthesis 3D.
Shot him through the eyeball!
Look at that.
We're gonna get out of here. Do not get in our way. You think you're gonna get out of here?
I know.
I know what you are.
I'll talk. One civilian detainee.
Wowza.
Flappers?
Woo-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah!
Awooca.
Boy are they so...
I've become trap blind, I think.
Me me meow, me me meow, me me meow, me meow, me meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Albert thinks for seven.
Real Albert.
Wonder if that guy actually has cancer or not earlier.
We have to lock in for cancer, bro.
Maybe all cancer bro wants to see is me beat this before he fucking dies, dude.
I'll do it for him
Always check the stairwell fellas
Wonder what the downside have a broken leg is
Oh, Yoko, thanks for 7.
I mean, I'm gonna say I can't kick the door, but like, does it slow me down?
Yoko, thanks for 7.
This is for you, Cancer Boy.
That's a boy.
Wonderful.
How about the power to move you?
I definitely feel like I'm moving slower.
Why are you kneeling?
No one!
for the body
We've got a dead suspect here.
New car smell, thanks for showing.
I don't even think- I don't think new cars have a particularly nice smell.
I'm getting shushed right now.
Alright, bitch.
Dude, how many of these am I going to trip?
Wigs, how'd your shame?
Thanks for seven, so serial.
Man, Atomic Othex for 7?
Did I get to feel how much more sluggish my character is with this broken leg?
It's like he's struggling to move his leg.
Which yeah, I know, it makes sense.
Makes sense.
Where's my last wedge?
Amnistia 6-4-7? Me, too.
Thank you.
You ever felt 6.5 creep more?
Before?
Kablaow!
Kaboo!
Wait.
Always double check this door.
Skat.
Hey, what's your guy's favorite drink?
Don't know why.
That's for cleaning.
I thought you'd never come over there.
I actually smoke that guy. Holy fuck.
Go in key.
I
Don't move slowly
I'm going to go for you back
We're gonna have to get Jagman things for show
Who said this?
That's a rare guy I think.
He said that's two voice lines I only got ever heard before.
Hey, no, thanks for zippin'.
That's me, the Judge Man.
Is this the life that we had to 360 kill by the way?
I can't remember.
I feel a lot of force in the emotes in my chest.
Ooh, I'm a force in badge.
I'm a force in badge.
In a force in world.
Typing force in.
And then more force in, gonna type force in, no matter the context.
Typing force in, force in, force in.
Time to type some mother buggy.
Force in.
Yes, but what if you walk forward a couple of feet?
Yes, very good.
I'm just gonna wait.
Hold on.
It's alive.
No!
Suspect of duty, but unconscious.
Typing Borson.
That's my devotion.
Gonna type Borson.
I mean, they're for trade. Let's go party. Uh, uh, uh, yeah.
Go ahead. Uh, uh, uh, for some.
I
Jesus
Where was that said
Is this guy interian?
No way.
Maybe he's above me?
Wait.
Not interian.
There's super thugs with the power to shoot you
My character's like wobbly because of his injured leg
What happens to you after? Is it my call?
I can tell them you let me go. I'll make it sound good.
Damn it, Jim. I'm a reporter, not a hostage.
This guy running on the steps above me?
What is happening?
Is it like a fucking ghost?
No one?
It's no one.
Don't come over here
Okay, they're forcing let's go forcing
Forcing
Well
Dude
I'm going for it, whoop.
He's like a ballast.
Alright, fuck it.
Double checks for traps.
Glad I double checked for enemy.
fucking move where what I would refer not to go into this room wallities in
here might be a while though see what the difference between someone who completes
this someone who doesn't is someone will wait here until that guy re-enters and
and then flash and kill them, right?
Whereas me, I'm more likely to enter right now to try and close that door
so I can keep flying and search waiting.
Which I'm gonna do right now.
Tog, we found something.
Laptop and infrequent de-emitter.
I don't know if I got hit there.
I hear another evil man sigh.
He's pissed.
Well, time for a shootout, fellas.
Okay, what are they gonna do breach you fucking kids
There's a guy that lives here.
Get on the ground now!
Get down, I want to see Hanz!
Where should we combine mags?
That'd be cool.
Combining mag.
I felt like he was going to move.
F**k!
Yeah, please do, please do.
Down on the ground, now!
Police, hands up!
You think they're going to fall for it, Willis?
Troll face?
Did I not close this door right here?
I must have closed this door.
I don't want to do that.
I'm sorry.
Might be a sleepy thing for something deny it's older deny it's older
Think about this wall as it's wood, so the bullets like to go right through it.
I wish I had been counting how many people I killed.
I feel like we've killed a lot. Well that could just be confirmation bias
because we've just had some good ass kills.
I wonder what turning these TVs on does.
TV party tonight.
It's a fucking trap.
I've heard that this is the bomb one or the uh...
...triple-wire.
I don't want to jinx it.
Oh my god.
What the hell are you doing?
See what I mean earlier though, earlier chatter, the dumb one who said, just me, no peeking
makes no sound.
Dude, I slammed the door and this guy's fucking past, and he's just like, yeah, whatever,
dude.
First I'm gonna go in key, then I'm gonna splunky in the hall.
All right
Move over there
I think we're going up. Oh, I'm so excited to get shot from nowhere. Oh boy
Hey, move that body out of the one.
We're so strong.
We don't have any useful upstairs cameras.
I wonder if we're able to reconfigure the ones we have access to.
I don't have.
Please, I don't want to be here anymore.
Echo the Gecko, thanks for selling.
Where I'm working my broken leg out.
of
I swear I just saw a guy.
Civilian custody and security.
Well, here we go.
Entertainment guard. Suspect is down. They're breathing.
Shit.
God damn it.
We got ambushed by the Stairman.
I got all five flashed.
I truly have no fucking idea where that guy was.
See all these things up?
I truly have no fucking idea where that guy was.
Back left?
Oh, no.
Whee!
Weeeeee!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Do you are always a bad time?
Not always, not always.
Most of the time, yes.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
Either they left it on, or someone turned it back on to monitor us.
Oh my god, how did you know Chatter?
How did you know?
laser on canted weapon for better visibility will perform 75% better in 1v1 situations.
But they see the laser point.
Now let's see what the courthouse looked like.
Doors were closed, unfortunately.
We got one guy, two guy. Pretty easy spots.
Three, that's a tough spot I am up.
It looks just like three lads lad
Now where's the other door? Wait
So what this guy can come out later
That's fucked up remember hey, I remember that
I was looking for this room.
Hmm.
I mean, this guy.
I honestly, not that bad.
You know, the gigafucked up part was.
Is that this was the only guy, the only guy up here, boys, out in the open right now.
Oh
That I can see apparently the replays fucked up I mean that lady was a floating heads. Maybe there were more guys
She'll be do bop to be do bop remember
Remember
damn was this the best attempt dude we're getting pretty good though
come right back I'm gonna pee
okay
You just play combat extended so I don't have to make kill boxes.
Yeah, we probably should have built defences around our ship, at least some turrets.
Penta exists to piss people off, bro.
You can't fall for that bait.
I need to know your take on Roe V Wade streamer.
I don't watch boxing.
Oh, text the speech.
says Tricolon in End of Line. In Channel Clan, Lonitiyakaru-so says Loser End of Line.
In Channel Clan, Beideva says Kum Kum Kum End of Line. In Channel Clan, Fate Animal Fate Animal says...
I didn't panic in sp-
I'm just gonna show you that.
Low tier God!
Another powerhouse.
Here he comes.
Bloating, as could be expected.
Going right for God.
Showing who is really the low tier.
He's gonna eliminate God.
There it is!
Who's low tier now?
Obama
Ass
I've been waiting for this. You're not from here. We've got a tradition called a blood payment.
It means I can appeal to no use for what I've done.
I just want to be clear. I don't want to make any mistakes. I don't want- I don't want to make any mistakes.
That's how you what? Three liters of diesel in that bus? That definitely won't get us anywhere near any other fucking diesel.
At all not even counting the barrel with nine ten liters of diesel. We're fucked
The cutie would be so fucking far down
Bro, I'm gonna kick them out of the marauders. Let's do it
He's been scamming all
I remember one day someone spoke up there like Lisa Stan owes me 1500 gold and then a
ton of people started posting Lisa Stan owes me 500 gold Lisa Stan owes me 6,000 gold
I'm trying to pedal his jewelry to like a random people he passes by
Yeah so I've I've I've severely undercut the market and destroyed it yeah while
simultaneously pissing off capitalism that's capitalism baby people are going
on rain look I'm saying all these people that are already level 60 man eating
shit I just don't think they're very good at wow man I think I'm genuinely
probably one of the better wow players like when it comes late leveling and
stuff dude I got my I got two monitors okay
On the right is my browser. I see guile flexing the specs. I
See OBS I saw the clip that the guards pulled up. I see you guys on my left
I am literally seeing a fanboy getting double penetrated and
blasted with spur
Have some respect for the dead, you know, he didn't flee that hurt
hahaha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
you guys are pretty fucking funny sometimes
ha ha ha ha ha ha
VIP that shatter? hold on
Hello. No way. No way! No fucking way, dude. No way.
All righty, I got some coffee I'm about to get joked up dude
Do you know what I am saying?
First couple things for seven
I didn't mean to lure the toddler, I didn't know there was no hate, yeah I was just kidding.
It was jokes.
Jokes TM.
You ever have a dirty soda?
What would that do?
Like, Coca-Cola with dirt?
Mormon bullshit.
Oh.
Who pissed orphanics for subbing and skips in Fuski Freshers?
That's you with coconut creamer?
Nah, man.
They leave the CCTVs unattended
Surprised they haven't cut the feed
The system's still running
If they left it on
Or someone turned it back on to monitor us
You ever been in a tornado now?
Been in hurricanes though
Plenty of hurricanes
Hello poop lover
I ordered a Baja Blast from a Taco Bell and they gave me the dirty version that she was vile.
Profiling? He pulled a knife out.
He was British, dude. Of course I brought one.
It was a butter knife? Why is he trying to butter his bread? Right then.
That's on the time.
Diabetic.
butter help with Diabetics?
is he okay? the guy just shot? no. he's dead.
He dead.
Ain't no way.
I'll leave you sauce.
If you own a PC, you draft him.
Good.
Ring ring ring ring ring!
of
10 out of 24. No, no, no. We're not going to do the thing where you guys count wrong.
That was so fucked up. I barely saw the barrel of his gun. That was so fucked up.
If I'd gone in a second earlier, we would've lost that dude who came to the door.
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, God.
Siege? BBE. Thanks for 7.
Shall I watch this ship? Or... peanut play rust for a 9 hour ship?
Hmm...
You a guppa?
of
the
a little bit of goooooooood
this is the harsh sound you've ever done for me yeah for me yeah it is
oh yeah
Hi.
We never played Bosch, eh?
I had an easier time with Bosch.
And yeah, I did. And I beat it.
I freaking beat it.
Then it's twice.
Hmm.
Hello fella.
Well, let's hope there's no one else over there.
Oh, well.
What the f-
Oh, what's here?
Where the hell was he, dude?
In front of you.
Yes, I mean that's where he ended up, yes.
Where the fuck was he, man?
TBL thinks first sub-ball.
He smelled your beta ass.
I don't want anyone smelling my ass, least of all the Japanese demon that sucks your
ass for a while.
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Eyes on CCTV access point.
The interface appears clean.
I believe the CCTV is unattended surprised they haven't cut the feet eyes on CCTV access point
the interface appears clean
of the
way
Put your hands up!
Easy!
Officers are outside. Go!
Calm down, city! Please cover!
Leave the area. Office is on there.
Get to the exit.
Leave the talk.
Together we'll be in custody, requesting escort.
Focus up, Chief.
We got terrorists to kill.
I don't want to talk.
One civilian detained.
Let me see those hands!
Get down!
Hands on your hands!
Move!
And your people coming.
We got a dead suspect here.
Owned?
the
real man
Fucking hell, man!
I mean, you're getting the zone. Auto zone.
Eric, thanks for seven.
I'm going to go back to the base.
Please fight back!
Why would they leave the CCTV unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
It feeds. This could give us a lay-out advantage.
Ooh, ooh.
Niggas, thanks for subbing.
of
Don't move, stay put.
They were right behind me.
Come, civilians stand behind for trailers.
I wonder why the door opens lately.
Hmm, doesn't matter. I'm gonna stand here.
I'm going.
Stop moving.
There's some doors.
I don't like this.
of
death
of
death
of
Rakes are thanks for some of it.
You
of
the
death of
death
of
death
Why would they leave to CCTV unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
We can get eyes on the building from here.
What happened?
Stop at the main line, move around the lanes.
LSDD, turn out now!
Move the exit. Get to the exit. Officers are outside, go.
of
I finally get to meet him.
What next, Aversaubot?
Is there a mod that speeds up the score screen?
That's fine, I need time to digest why I just lost.
The answer is noob.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feet.
Pulling live feeds.
This could give us a lay out advantage.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Dude, solo?
solo?
You want to clean my room song, it's been stuck in my head.
What song?
Okay, okay, I'm down!
Leave the area, the officers are outside, get to the exit.
I think it would take this many attempts, no.
Meow meow meow yippee
I'll get you, man.
We'll get you, man.
Anathema-647?
Who's that trying to flash?
Ah, the guy pulled the fire alarm.
but i think they just pull the fire alarm in that room
so my flash had no one
B B B B B B B B B B B B B
They leave the CCTVs unattended
Surprise they haven't cut the feed
Am I able to think it never worth to go upstairs?
Yeah
Element Attack, civilians standing by, patrolers.
I think we just kill a guy through the window and then close the door again.
the
uh...
you try to riot shield? no.
okay i was gonna try those canton sights
why would they leave the cctv's unattended?
They haven't cut the feed cameras are still active. We were likely being watched upon entry
He saw me through a sliver in that backdoor and went and pulled the alarm, by the way.
It's a lot more than I expected.
That's it.
It's over.
I'm done.
I
Never enough
How did they leave the CCTVs unattended surprised they haven't cut the feet pulling line feeds
This could give us a layout advantage
of
if
I'm not sure who I just have.
This guy got back up, that's what happened.
the guy we saw running with no gun
I don't think they care if they live or die.
Police!
That's why I don't flash them in that room, it's just so hard to get one over the desk.
Someone in chat literally said, please god flash them.
Ow.
I'm dead.
Shit.
I stand corrected?
Dude.
You-
I-
In order to get the angle I would need from that door to flash those guys,
I would...
be exposing myself to the guy on the left, and then he just shoots me and kills me, so...
My only solution was to go around, and I died because I'm a dude, okay? Let's be clear about that.
When's frog 5 dropping?
I mean, frog 4 is doing okay.
Why would they leave their CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut their feet.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want to.
Do you think I should have shot them?
No.
I wouldn't have left this on if I didn't want to do you think I should have shot that guy for the door
Get to the exit.
Don't remind me of a...
Simply of the night song.
I fucking miss the first one you got to hit that what's the loop so
I've never seen the profession
It's good. What's it about? Can I watch the speedrun of this level after the level please?
You ever seen the pit on HBO?
No.
I don't have an HBO.
Get eyes on the building from here.
Get in the ground now!
Police hands up!
Hands up!
I don't have to do okay!
Head the exit. Opposite the way, outside.
Get down! I don't want to see my hands!
This is easy, alright?
I have to come do for our safety.
They were right behind me!
We have a civilian in our custody.
Oh!
Hands up! Drop your police! Get out of there!
Go to the exit. Stay quiet and stay low. Move to the exit.
of
There's a guy in there?
Oh, it's the music video again, dude.
I think it's so much damage.
Oh
I
Was for super it's not fucking obliterated my wonder who knows
five
It's just doomed. It's doomed. It's fucking doomed, man.
It's friggin' doomed!
Get a coach to help you bleach
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
Will we buy flicks for seven?
I'm gonna get out of here.
Take it easy.
Take the exit.
Officer in the area.
Officers are outside.
Come out slowly.
come out slowly this is protocol jetter said, why do you not wear a hat?
I
of
A leather man.
We're not here for you.
This is going to make a hell of a story.
I got a lot of them.
Now we need to talk. We've got to get something.
and
of
It snapped me back.
I do not mean to fall down.
I'll be right back.
of
I don't think anyone would call.
I'm going to get you.
Get down on your knees!
I'm a recorder.
Whatever message you need to get out there, I can do it, okay?
I don't think we can get out of here.
No!
Ah!
Let me take a quick beep, because it sounded like it was on my ride.
of
now
The office of the Deasers is worth the trouble.
None of this for me.
Hmm
I
Got something
We've got a dead suspect here.
I don't know how many people we've killed, but it feels real hard.
I'm on the ground, just calm down!
of
I'm gonna get a fucking sword.
Move in, I don't doubt it.
I'm going to kill you.
Suspect is deceased. We're breaking trailers.
Idiots left me for dead.
Suspect is deceased.
There's something else!
Fuck man!
Yeah, listen
I am not even sure...
Ok, but I'll try to get out of here.
I don't know if I can get out of here.
I just need to wait.
I don't want to get out of here.
I'll wait.
I really need to wait.
I don't understand.
I'm gonna go after the spider.
of
I
just go for the ammo.
I think I've killed so many guys that it's pretty unlikely that there's any out here
What are you doing to me?
Fuck! Fuck!
I'm flying.
Shepard, stay home!
What do I do?
All right, here we go.
I think I'm going to get out of here.
I've been killed!
OOF!
I HOLD MY DOO!
What the fuck man?
of
We're close.
Close close
How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?
Stay here. Stay calm.
We have to fuck. We have a survival capacity.
Am I not wedged this?
Am I wedged disappearing?
Resuck removes wedges? Yeah, I know now.
I
of
Okay, I think I'm going to use the main door.
Let's see what kind of angle we got.
That's a third guy.
Flash the fuck out of them. Yeah, that's easier said than done. The place is full of benches here.
I think I'm literally just gonna use the main door.
What do you guys think?
I think either the main door or this one.
I think I can... God.
I think I'll flash and throw the, uh, the thing is that guy is covered by two other
guys.
I can't just quickly flash and kill him here because I will immediately start getting shot
by the other guys.
It's not that easy.
I wish I could see a little bit taller.
I swear to God, I think I slow peaked the front door, dude.
I think that's literally what I did.
Man, what the hell is this?
Got this guy.
Like, what door would we open here?
this one.
We get to throw a flash right here, get both of these guys, and then close the door and
wedge up and then see where this dude is.
this is the third of the power you think I would call
This is a certain abuse of power!
You think I'm a boss?
I'm pretty sure I have to lure them out.
No.
There's bomb guy deal.
Stands there.
Heh heh.
Maybe he's standing.
Okay, let's go pull the alarm
Where was it?
Right here.
I was going to close the fucking door!
Damn, those were the last of the dudes.
I should have waited.
I'll be right back.
Yes, my lord.
You think you can fool me you're sorely mistaken I know the major better than anyone else
I come here looking for Tatiana, and what should I find?
Her parent rain says, bro, after this dungeon, I'm on last boss and I'm getting hostage by
QT Pie and Dyrus.
They have died so many times, and then they posted a screenshot, 65 deaths, they keep
standing.
I love that R on the left, I miss Slim.
makes me mess up.
The fact that Chance Soda Poppin Morris lost in a WoW duel to a League player who was new
to the game makes me literally...
Makes me physically ill.
Makes me physically sick to my stomach.
Warrior Duel's basic shit.
Okay, no rea-
OH!
Yep, it's tequila time.
I'm sure this won't come back to bite us, now that we've taken those pain pills.
And that's the end of my story.
I mixed alcohol and medication with my lost consciousness.
Suicide or accident is the difference.
I'll never know what happened to me in that diner on a cold winter's night.
Because in...
New York Police!
How come that guy killed me?
I should have built it on the other side of the island.
What's that fucking idiot doing?
What are you doing, man?
What is this?
What are you playing on doing with this, man?
Oh, no, man.
That was a fucking mimic.
Hell no, dude.
I'm not sure what that is.
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.
Red light!
Stopping?
I think I got rammed.
Wait, that guy's cheating! He's not even hearing the traffic law!
When did this turn into the dubstep station?
It was not green, Twitch Chat.
That's NBL.
Ah, attention, sir, you are driving in the middle of the road.
Oh, neither, neither, are you good at this.
stupid fuck you're gonna sit there until you eat all that chicken you're not
wait is that bigger mortis it can't be
It's Shawn Scholls! Oh! No! Introducing the participants first from the bottomless pit, laying in at 269 pounds! Shawn Scholls!
haha
hahaha
oh
Goodbye hot dogs. See you later, Apple Pie.
I'll put some tails on after this.
What are you talking about?
Didn't even know he wasn't an Asia.
I can't turn on some titles! Because if I hit escape, it might get the cutscene!
Holy fuck! You stupid idiot!
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
What would I ever do without ya?
Mama Miba.
No fucking way, ass man mold.
You've been living in this dump the whole time?
Aren't you a multi-millionaire?
Hey, are you a fucking idiot?
I asked you what the hell you were doing.
Bro, your kid is starving.
can't even yep yeah yeah yeah I was saying she can't even get in the half
yeah yep bro you know saying yeah and yep while I'm talking doesn't add
anything right it's just fucking annoying play team me back unfortunate
that was the last guy and the sad part is we could have killed him because he
did not shoot us right away after exiting the door so if I just kept my gun
out that guy gets mowed down and I win by the way I wanted to close the door
Oh
No, I'm not moving!
Hands up, Kay!
I don't think anyone would come!
Entry in the car.
Subliminal restraining and ready for transfer.
oh
and
move the exit leave the area officers are outside
The
of
the
you got stuck
No open door we love that
I'm using my thumb to turn on night vision.
of
I got one here!
God damn it!
I think this door is trapped.
This is why that guy never came out.
I also think the courtroom's empty now, probably.
I need to go upstairs.
Let me give you a question.
Who told you to come?
Momma Mia!
Surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Pulling live feeds.
This could give us a rare advantage.
Police! Oh, shoot! I'm going down!
Go to the exit. Stay quiet. Officers are outside. Go.
I can tell that you might be in trouble. I'll put it down as soon as I can.
What the fuck?
Get down, I want to see you.
Get in the ground now.
Put your hands up.
You want to piss on your head.
Do it now.
Get him up.
Turn around slowly.
Move over there.
Son of a bitch.
Shut up, lady!
Shut up!
I'm alive!
Get down to the floor, you bastard!
Like, where are my bullets going?
I shoot him directly in the chest twice, man!
What is happening?
I don't get it where are you from gentlemen
Why would they leave the CCTV unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
If they left it on,
we're someone turning back on the monitor.
of
He was on the left.
I
How do they leave the CCTVs unattended surprise they haven't cut the feed we can get eyes on the building from here
What can I do?
He saw me through the slit, friend.
Oh
Am I trying to crack my back
move to the exit
into the void with you
Captain Prep, we're back
We're done, we're done.
This is procedure.
of
the
of
the
of
the
Stay here. Do not get in our way.
I'm just here for the Crasher!
Tom, it's another good thing to go for you back.
We should try another video.
And between you, Tom. Suspect down.
We got a dead stuff back here.
five
of
Mama Mia!
Remove the iron sights?
Yeah, I will.
Let me see those hands!
Down on the ground now!
Hands on your heads now!
We have one suspect down.
of
the
death
of
Okay
Alrighty
My freaking back hurts
It feels like every ghetto boy song is about killing people and regretting them.
Hmm
They leave the CCTVs unattended.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
The system's still running.
If they left it on,
someone turned it back on to monitor us.
Hold on, I'm gonna restart. Don't count this one.
We're going to send a control.
I don't think those suckers want to talk.
Entry coming to talk. We have a civilian in custody.
I have to cover you for our safety.
You have to stop them!
Leave the talk.
We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport.
Look, I'm a reporter.
Whatever message you need to get out there, I can do it, okay?
of
I think we know.
Dude, every door is locked.
Focus, X.
Oh
Oh, hold up.
Oh hold up.
I barely saw that.
I saw the red dot.
Watch my back disarmament.
I'm on the ground, just calm down!
We don't have you.
You steal our picks from summer?
They're so mean.
I can't stop hearing you talk, civilian, good to go for you back.
Please, I don't want to be here anymore.
I don't care.
Shut up, bitch!
Lo tell them big M.
He doesn't know.
I don't wanna know.
Who pulled that fucking alarm?
Was that the thing I did now?
man
Suspect is deceased
play better? What can I done differently there? I wonder. What do we do differently?
Don't rush. Heehee. I used music so you can hear the door opening better. So
you could you could make an argument that maybe I would have heard like a shuffling of footsteps
briefly before the door was kicked open?
But I think he was literally just standing there. Let's see.
Let's take a little peep arena. I'm curious where that guy was.
And before cryptid instant transmission into door kick and the instantly shooting me and the hiding killing me.
So, why does it start at like that?
Get the f***ing up OB down.
Please.
I would have heard him walking if I'd known who's gone.
Where is he?
Oh?
Yeah, if I hadn't had my music on, I would have hurt him, boys.
Hey!
Oh, hee!
Hee!
Oh, no.
Guys.
Only women? Are you supposed to reproduce?
I fucked for god exile!
Are you using a butt plug right now?
Stream talk wants to know.
Yeah, I am using a butt plug right now.
Is this information to find out how the compass works?
This is our rhythm game. Shut the fuck up, weeaboo!
I was trying to be polite, but now I'm gonna say it's straight.
Fucking RBY looking ass Western anime bitch fucking worthless lame ass game.
You think I'm going to waste my time playing your stupid fucking Step Mania knockoff?
Hell no!
Alright?
I'm not playing BG3 with you, really?
What's going on?
Mental terrorism.
I'm not I'm just not sure if it's me getting mentally terrorized or him
I gotta go I say Obama
Obamna.
It's a pattern? Oh, it's a pattern!
Oh!
You don't say!
Dude.
We'll try again tomorrow.
I might stream tomorrow. Dude, I can't, I gotta stop.
I'm getting angry. I'm getting angry, and not only that,
but I feel like my capacity for getting
better has been halted
by the sheer fucking stupidity that I've just had to read.
Good job! You got me!
Fucker! I hate you!
Son of a bitch!
God damn it, man!
Fuck!
Hold on.
One more.
I
Wait, how did the hunter get in there?
Oh
Holy shit
You lost in the boss.
You lost in the boss fight.
That must be frustrating.
You are bad at the game.
No!
Now, some of you might be saying, oh, I thought you said classic while it was easy.
Oh, I thought you said that anyone who died was worse than anyone who hasn't died a classic
while.
Oh
I thought you were spamming your epic weapon
In guild chat
It was all part of the script boys
I knew about that quest
I always planned on die
oh god yo shit yo he ain't me
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!
Bitch.
You seein' this shit?
Start the race war already.
That's all I said I had no
Great I'm fucking down
NOOOOO
DUDE
I
Never checks you can't my weapon destroys them in one hit
Well fellows
Well, I want to see the next one
What was that?
I don't know, man!
Did they shoot me, dawg?
Mama Mia.
Got some Joe. Let's rock. It's freaking go time, dude.
Hmm.
I guess you could say I'm ready.
Or maybe not.
Well, I gotta modify my gun.
Now I'm ready.
Or maybe not.
Or my last glass of chi-an-ti.
Ooh, fancy.
I don't know what that is.
Is that wine?
What is that?
What is chi-an-ti?
Chi-an-ti.
Kianti, sorry.
Kianti, Kianti.
Crack my last white claw.
How about they leave the CCTVs unattended?
I thought they stopped selling those.
I thought they haven't cut the feed.
on those. Fancy! I work at the studio and I tell the team about your runs. Hell, I had
to install a mod to remove talk voicelines because there's no separate volume slider.
What?
He said, haha, okay.
Thank you.
I got an unofficial score right now, because I had to download them on, because I would
have been driven insane.
Hang on.
Stay down.
I'm going in safe!
Goodbye.
I'm going in safe!
Why am I hitting the black guy?
Should I have shot him instead, chatter?
I just subdued him, he had a gun.
And he was gonna fucking kill me.
You're a black guy, heh heh heh.
Nice one, chatter.
Oh, he wobbled.
Okay, how do I get this?
Ooh.
Why do I not handcuff more bad guys?
Most of the time I'm not close enough.
Another thing is, sometimes they just won't give up after one fly and yelling at them.
Third, it's pretty satisfying to shoot them with gun.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow.
Simple Yotsuki, thanks for 7.
I'm gonna poke this up boys, okay? Do you mind?
Good morning Dexter Subba.
Let's go see if there's a guy over here.
Oh, I fucking missed you!
My my my brah brah brah brah brah
This the run do it for Jesus
Our God it was a say
Like this guy actually works there
And that's actually not true. I got further with the right
We're literally one bolt away from one thing by the way, but I swapped to my mirror
Oh
Goodbye a taunt's gonna crit him
I'm untauntable untauntable untauntable
Yeah, man.
We're going to get going.
Bye, man.
Okay, anyone to call?
Punt onto hook.
Signaling captain, we're the traitors.
So many saves, dude.
Come out and get down!
Gee, I sure hope they didn't hear me.
Move the exit.
Get to the exit.
They heard me.
I'm gonna kill you.
kill you shut up terrorists I'll kill you
It's crazy you can do it here.
Not today Isis.
Not this time Pete.
Hi everyone, glad to run in prison today.
Let's be clear, it's not like I'm putting you there because I don't want to see your messages, okay?
Common misconception.
You're getting put there because I cannot help but read your messages.
This guy's like right up here, I think.
Oh, this is a little super bad, so...
Gotta go!
On the block.
You're shooting them in the back proper?
Rules of engagement.
Rule number one.
Don't die.
I fucking killed that guy murder style
I think the run I'm most sad about losing is actually not, I mean the one where we got
to the end was pretty bad, but the one where we killed like eight guys in the stairwell,
That was cool.
We're gonna get pushed from that door.
No voice lines.
Early, there's not a bad guy.
I miss the evil-ass terrorist voice messages.
Not me.
I kinda don't miss that.
Hmm, does that be nice to chat day?
Not anymore bitch.
You almost got me killed.
Let's be mean to Chad Dave.
Dario to come?
Hey, ah!
I swear I heard someone in there, but I guess not.
Fucking owned that guy.
Never stood a chance.
It's been five hours, you can't get this time back.
Bloodstarin at the clock. He's clock-watching me right now. Hmm. Just got home from the
industrial solvent tasting factory. 16-hour shift. I've got exactly 24 minutes and 12
seconds to play a couple rounds of Rocket League before bed.
Uh oh.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Was that wasted bagging and cuffing?
Um, yeah. I mean, you're not wrong. Not wrong.
However, and this is the most important part of what it's what's about to happen, okay?
However.
Who?
I
Ask
Leave that be right. I mean if I do it all if I do it all correctly in a right, so I
Will be satisfied with that. I'll be satisfied with a B2
Me on me on you
you'll be satisfied with winning I want to win well I want to win like like you
know how like a remember beautiful Joe or beautiful Joe like yeah you can beat a
beautiful Joe level just kicking a shit right but it's not necessarily swag
I'm gonna rush there, whoops.
Beautiful Joe the worst game known to man.
Uh, disagree, disagree.
It was pretty fun, hey it was a great beat-em-up, I don't understand.
I think it's easy to have an appreciation for most games, like where the fuck are my
bullets go, like, how is that not impaling his throat, that first bullet, explain that
to me dude explain it to me laser on gun canted shut the fuck up
I'm confused on what just happened that looked clean first time Jenner you're
You're telling me
You're telling me man
That was clean
I'll get it. I just don't get it
Implement bullet trajectory replay
I want to know exactly where that bullet went, please God.
You're not going back to Black Monster because I'm not believing until you do.
One shot he run for the boys now that I can do
You're counting for the bullet going low into the left slash right while aiming while
leaving
civilian standing by for trailers watch what happens and tell me if I shouldn't
have hit that guy if your answer is anything other than you should have
hit that guy
this kids don't know who beautiful Joe is dude I'm not playing beautiful job I
had a friend who would uh get very angry when he lost a video games he's
Have you guys ever had like a, like hanging out at a friend's house and like, your friend
just throws like an absolute tantrum.
You have to like listen to them get disciplined by their parents.
It was like that dude.
Yikes.
Beautiful Joe did that.
My friend threw his controller at the wall.
Like, he pours him multiple times.
He was screaming.
I'm so scared my kids are gonna die like that.
He gets pretty emotional when he loses it.
He knows it's wrong though.
No one likes losing.
Yeah, but like,
You ain't gotta throw your controller at the wall, you know what I am saying?
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
I gotta close this door, smile.
I knew that was gonna happen.
I knew it was gonna happen.
I just... I wanted to close that door as soon as I fucking could, dude.
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.
I killed one of them, didn't I?
Didn't I?
It literally is gun choice here.
FW.
Um, no.
No.
Oh
I watched the clip on that last run your dog was literally on the throat on the first on hit throat on the first job
Did I hit him cuz I don't think I hit him
It is going no way no way
Oh my god.
Yowch!
Oh, he had throat armor. He had a gorge, dude. Oops.
Hideover lean plus four means your bullet went to his left.
Maybe.
Lachona por favor.
down the ground now!
Wait, I was gonna listen to the focus
Holy shit, thank you
Eleanor Thog, civilian captain, ready for traitors
Police! Police, don't fucking move, sir!
Truck your weapon and kill the police!
No!
Three meters.
Oh
You motherfuckers
Oh, thank god.
Stay here. Do not get in our way.
I don't think those psychos want to talk.
Leave me talk.
Spill your strength and...
I never know that, thank you very much.
And no mapping way as well. Thank you.
Thank you.
We should take handlers and stop playing, I don't know how.
The fucking trap!
I've got people roaming the hallways right now so probably gonna die.
of
the
death
of
death
of
The face is third door.
No way.
Jump for titanium neck, Jones!
Got it.
They say he's still roaming these halls.
Being invulnerable to bullets shot at his neck.
We can talk. Suspect is breathing, but unconscious.
Fine.
It's killing the trap.
I've had enough focus by Hocus Pocus to you, okay?
I'm focused on that.
Me-me-me-me-meow, me-me-me-me-meow, me-me-me-meow, me-me-meow, me-meow, me-meow, me-meow, me-meow.
More of the same riff, please.
Yeah, that's the song.
That's the song they made.
It's got a lot of the same riff.
That's the song.
What song have you made?
Let's see your song.
Let's see your hocus pocus song.
Bitch.
Little B.
I want to hear you scat.
It's a scat man's world.
Be a human being.
Don't be a human doing.
Well, how's the line go?
Don't be a human being.
Be a human being.
Pup-o-pee-pup-a-pup-a-pup-a-pup.
I wanna be a human being, not a human doom.
There it is.
That line's hard though.
Be a human being, not a human pooping.
He doesn't say that.
That's not what he says.
That's not the Scatman's world.
Dude, whoever teamed up with Scatman to make it like an EDM act, they'd save this guy so hard.
Did he move?
Yeah.
I don't want to see anything!
They told me that I was a monster.
The boy who called me was a monster.
Exactly the same.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
I could have been scouting, man.
Try to dab me up.
Damn.
I need a form before I even knew what would happen.
Is that the...
Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop
Oh God.
I'm here.
I'm falling out from Catland's world.
Listen to me.
Eleanor, talk. Suspect down, quick, he's coming.
We need to be a bit careful.
They're... they're like ghosts.
I
Damn these don't quit
It's a scat man's world
We're gonna be okay
to the
Well
I'm a deus, I'm a deus, I'm a deus!
Oh, oh, oh, I'm a deus!
And your team, Tuck, sit back down.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, but there he is.
Ah, you can't come out.
Watch my back, disarm me.
I'm doing it all right?
Oh
We've got this in the control we're not here for you
Fuck we have this is going in our custody
And up
Like the stern chose version robin's anus
Never heard of
Here's Robin, Robin with the name of the lady he does the show with.
Imagine premiering that live, that would have been worse.
go through that
well there's not big guy in here because he's not mysteriously ESP kicked the
door down and blew my brains out in two shots
oh my days oh my days
I
Wards turn grow up gargled come live on radio
Yeah, all these new like
IRL streamers dude, they're just trying to they're copying our dude was be honest
Honestly, I'd prefer them if they did gargle come it'd be cool
Well, like non-sexually, you know, just like for like the lulz.
All my day is all my day is.
Permission to try for the Isacai?
Denied.
You might end up in a shitty one anyway.
I got reincarnated into another world where my skills can go up to 999999999999999.
But I'm an ant?
You don't want that to happen to you?
I don't think so.
You want to be a fucking ant?
It's gonna be so easy to come up with like ideas for these easy guy enemies.
Holy fuck dude.
Like that sounds like a legitimate one.
The first arc is literally figuring out how to not be an ant anymore.
Boom.
No no no no no no no no no I ain't been scripting ten subs, sorry I didn't mean to summon you.
Bobby.
Is that a corpse?
I don't think so.
I'll give it nine subs, my bad.
When I see that particular block of text I always assume ten.
There are three guys at least on the top.
That's cool, man. Whatever. I'm ready to die.
All of our days. All of our days.
Oh, oh, oh, all of our days.
He's locked in chat.
I'm actually not locked in right now, which is actually a problem.
Oh, oh, oh, all of our days.
any guys over here gonna crossfire me crossfire doggy caught in a crossfire
I'm gonna leave it up, or I'll let you sell it.
I'm gonna get ya.
I don't really have an angle, actually.
He's right there.
Am I blind?
Can you imagine like being in this scenario?
Let's assume they're like an afterlife for the purpose of like, they're being a dialogue
after you die, right?
You imagine being that guy right there and then, and then like waking up in the afterlife,
right?
Like, oh, what the hell happened?
And then like the thing that greets you is like, oh, you died, man.
Hey, what?
Yeah, you died.
Wait, how?
I had the nastiest angle.
I had the literal most disgusting fucking angle of all time. How did I die?
And then like he gets to see like a replay about happens. Ah fuck dude.
Yeah, that'll do it.
That will do it.
Oh
You'd be so mad if you saw your killer's B.O.V.
It's just like, especially in that guy's scenario, because we cracked the door when he turned around.
So that guy literally had like a counter strike moment, but in real life, he like looked away for one second.
Oh, Oh, oh, I'm a deus
Yes, there's anyone else in here
I am the danger
watch you gonna kill cam in purgatory and everyone laughing at you and you make like
a friend or what he's like oh man it's not that embarrassing dude like pat you on your
back they're like yeah but like not trained like my whole life and stuff dabski thanks
for seven spoon nature's train so long man just ready to go like that let me
just hang out drink ghost beers and purgatory waiting to be judged or
some shit
hmm that's the courthouse sorry courtroom we're in the courthouse right now
idiot okay so we have killed an underwhelming amount of people and it's
not seeming like there's anymore on this floor which means we're literally
Stuff stepping into the jungles of fucking Vietnam upstairs
From purple paint purple paint purple paint purple paint
It literally is Vietnam to you right is the horror fighting the jungles of Vietnam is like not knowing where they're coming from and shit
One million angles to get shot from
Yeah, getting malaria from the insects and shit, dude.
I feel like I could survive malaria.
I'm pretty good at pooping.
Dude I think I have like, I think maybe it was Gove in?
I don't know.
I don't think there's anyone else in those numbers I got right here.
in the terrain latest recorder oh that was very fortunate that we'd make a shot
immediately
oh oh oh my deos
I kinda want to use cover right now, but...
You know what they say about the high ground?
exceptionally overrated
he has no idea i'm right here
nope
do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do.
Okay bro sure man. Sure dude maybe we should have peaked him. I thought I had pretty good
cover. I don't know how you think that's good cover
I knew where he was coming from! That was good cover! Hello?
Maybe we should lean down.
Shotgun for the boys.
Alright.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
What's the cooler shotgun?
I think this one's cool.
M10.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
No camera wand.
This got a fucking psycho.
No camera wand.
Uh, sure, we'll use Buckshot too.
The L Classico?
Use Slugs not Buckshot?
I've been disappointed by Slugs too many times.
Ice Wazir takes for 7 says can I get an Oba Doba?
Oba Doba?
I believe in...
I
But they leave the CCTV is not attended
Surprise they haven't cut the feet. They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything
They're no longer hiding but watching us
Don't believe him
of
the
dear sorry
so she
wow
all order
and
who
It's a shotguns world.
I wanna be a...
Shotgun.
Being not a shotgun, do it.
You think they're gonna have a vent on the NL supercurs?
I mean, I'll be there and I will be doing them so the answer is yes
Hmm, let's check out the range
Yeah, I don't think that's gonna help, big man.
It's a shotgun world.
And no head!
oh man we blew space up check it
You old shotgun Frank, right ya?
You ever watch, you watch any Daredevil by chance?
Nope.
May.
The only Marvel show I ever watched was like Season 1 and 2 of Loki.
Where are we going to shoot these to break them?
I didn't even think of that.
am i ready yet?
or not?
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
legerhead chef legerhead legerhead legerhead
leg or head leg or head
leg
i'm seeing lots of legs
You want to bite me or not me?
Okay, man.
I can't believe I'm in this building!
Get down!
Please, please!
I'll shoot!
I'm going down!
Get your head all behind the back!
How come his legs didn't get blown off?
And your feet, Doc.
So he's standing by the trailers.
Blue's helmet off?
Helmet, Doc.
We gotta get suspect here.
This is why I like using the rifle, because uh...
You can still kill him by shooting him in the chest.
Using a shitty semi-auto as opposed to the pump.
Pump sucks in this game.
If we beat it with the shotgun man, no laser sight dude.
No heckin' way right?
I'm gonna shoot all these guys in the head.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hmm.
We could flash this guy to be safe.
I ain't doing that though.
You know what?
We always get shot by this guy.
I'm gonna flash this guy.
Oh, he left. That's awesome. Excellent flash, my lord.
Been a fan of any new emote lately. I like Frog 4 and Gato.
Where do we think this guy went?
Why'd I do this?
Ah
To fuck the shotgun man
Hey, free shot no, I came to the door. I just closed and killed me man
Was it the shotguns fault though no, but I don't want to use it leave me alone
Let me do the freak alone!
Let go, let go.
Boom, boom.
Have I attempted a shield run yet?
No.
Lord Dickon Man-Woodie, thanks for God's ship.
Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?
Surprisingly, I didn't cut the feed.
They wouldn't let this on if they didn't want us to see anything.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
Is it actually harder? Is he just acting?
I'm acting, I'm acting.
I watched the pro do this and they used a shield.
Yeah, I kind of figured because people have been suggesting the shield pretty provently.
So they were like softs investing it
They're like, oh man, have you tried the shield yet? I bet the shield's really good, man
Other shields are really good. You should try using the shield
The shield's double good because it's actually back armor too when you don't have it out.
We all came up with the shield idea independently and with no help.
What's the best RPG of all time though?
Oh wait.
FF6?
Chrono Trigger?
might be Chrono Trigger, guys, I won't be honest.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Dragon Age Origins. Never played it. NFL Blitz.
Well, here they come.
,
the terms of mainstream appeal skyrim
and
Oh my god, we have one death suspect here.
Let me her dead.
and
indica or satiba
I'll do it.
Did I beat Starfield? Did you hear about the update?
I gave up on Starfield.
And I doubt the update's gonna make it very good, or very much better.
Uh-oh!
Oh, good thing it didn't move!
Okay.
Hey.
Stop getting back up.
Cease the chicanery at once.
Alright, where's the guy who said, falling back?
Falling back!
Let's check this room.
Falling back!
It's an open thing for seven.
Oh, hey.
Early he doesn't move, right, fellas?
Hmm.
I think our gun gets stepped.
Now we're good for you.
Nice gun.
How come they've never made a gun cooler than the Magnum?
I feel like guns could probably use a little style upgrade.
Could be all matte black and grey dude.
Magnum 2? Yeah, I think it's time for Magnum 2.
We got in the hallway.
Brother, I'm losing my fucking gourd.
I'm losing my gourd.
got my table revolver okay that's pretty cool but I mean once it kind of still
looks like it just a revolver you know I mean
you do dock down know with what I mean it
Was the 20 slash 24 the PB. Okay, let's be clear
It said 2024 on the score sheet, but it was 22 24
I guess we killed those two guys in the third box
We shouldn't hit F on their bodies
Literally one one guy with a gun left to kill us
Wait, did we get the key?
We are.
Surprise!
Get on the ground!
Jesus!
How many attempts ago was that?
I don't know.
It was today.
Oh, no.
Oh, I still gotta get a massage, I think.
I see a better posture, that's what I need.
I feel like I'm sitting up there.
There to a spa.
We call them massage parlors in America.
Cabinet man, this man.
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
well well well
holy shit
I'm sure you can that guy. That was awesome.
Did I have your head touching the headrest for good posture?
Dude, what the fuck? No!
Who the fuck does that?
One suspect is down. End of loss.
My monitor's probably too low.
yeah if I lean back he doesn't see my neck
Here we go.
Hey, work! Yippee!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to trick you out like that.
We're kinda wounded, but we're okay.
Surprise!
When we shot that lady if that was bound and then we didn't get minus points, we was
up with a...
Force rank changing posture and sitting position to keep us active your regular breaks are good. Maybe monitor height
But that's the least concern
Should I be flexing my abdomen
at least once a day at least once a day I should flex my
seems like a low number. You mean I flabbed him in? Yeah. Yeah, that's like...
Okay.
That's a good spot.
Hmm, that's a good spot.
that's awesome
I
Extras your hips and shoulders and core they stabilize the spine
How come they can't just come out with the Arco tech spines again, or
Finally why I got a workout. Let me just replace my spine
time. Fuck this shit. Again? Well, the lore in Rimworld is... it's like ancient, but
like highly advanced technology, right? Am I dumb? Oh no, it's an... no, because you
You can get the architect ending.
Or like you join them.
So I guess they just exist.
They're just gonna withdrew.
Hello?
They're going to dump up the angels and smoke shit.
We have a dead suspect here.
Stay here. Stay calm.
We'll be stopped at the Highless Game Studio and get them to make R6 Vegas 3.
We'll talk. Civilian custody on security.
Dude, boomers ruined everything, man. They even ruined the video game industry.
It's crazy.
You are a boomer? No, I'm a lay epic millennial.
Holds up mouse. Yep, this is my sword.
uh... you have my sword
holds a mouse
yeah don't post a thing when i'm doing pasta because of the news
they say they're like twelve or some shit and uh... twitch will auto bang
twitch will
auto bang you dog
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
what shouldn't you type?
you should not type I am 12 years old in Twitch Shadow
you'll get auto banned
Dude, why did he type that?
Stop adding him.
He's gonna be gone in a couple minutes anyway.
Thank you for subbing me and I appreciate that.
I hope you come back on a new account.
Thank you.
Following for seven years. Dude! I told you not to do it! Wonder two things for some...
Encouraging ban evasion? It's a stupid fucking ban! Hello? That guy's clearly not 12!
He would have followed when he was five, if that's the case.
He dead?
No, he didn't, because he's a grown-ass man who disobeyed orders.
the
year counts 14 years old area to say it
with the
I've wasted a lot of time, I need to wait for the real-life time to release the moment.
He moved. Unbelievable.
None of this will make it.
Hope it don't teaser it for the trouble.
What happens if you type it in chat, you get automatically banned.
Like your account gets permanently banned for music goods.
I'm not joking.
Well, didn't want to do that, but I guess that's where we're at right now, and there's still a guy long.
I'm just gonna close it.
How'd you know that?
Because it used to be a meme
Where are you a type I'm 12 and what is this you know, I mean response something like truly outlandish
No, I should not be here right now. I'm about to get pre-fired through the door
do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do
where'd he go
Just send a picture of your license to get unbanned.
Oh, well, I guess that's not a completely hopeless stuff.
They can't ban me.
Why is this chatter so confident?
Why can't I close the hell's in
I did not ask being a bit dramatic are we
of
the
death
of
the
We're gonna get you out of here.
This is gonna make a hell of a story.
That one's a cop, civilian security.
Yes, and I wish a bunch of people would say I'm false so that Mark Hough would copy it
and get mad.
True.
We also used the robot slur.
I try not to use that just in case the worst happens.
I don't think there's anyone over there.
I think there's anyone over there.
Flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap.
Yeah, I would be dead in 10 years
Yeah, as we know it, sure
Close the fucking doors
Please let me peek at this door
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What the? What the?
Hey!
What's the plan, boys?
Oh.
That was 1996, 30 years ago.
Errrrr.
I don't know, George.
I'm sorry.
Look, I forgot my jetty in my head.
Look, you do my job.
He is fucked up.
Ain't no fucking way that I didn't smoke that guy.
Ain't no way I did not smoke that guy! There's no way I didn't smoke that guy!
No fucking way! I didn't smoke that guy, dude!
The 120ms sensation!
Okay, so I misremembered the number. I might go with numbers, man.
I might go with numbers.
Gigi, that was me.
Guard's elbow dropped that guy.
Thanks for the bits times to I don't need music right now.
I gotta admit I'm not locked in right now.
The guy Grudmar is now banned as predicted.
Which one was that?
What shitty late night food should I order?
I slept through dinner.
But Jack in the box broke
That was the first guy that said it
BrokeTV, thanks for subbing.
No getting back up.
If you played this game, if you didn't know how hard it would be, I like a good video
game challenge.
No grown lob shitting.
Do you think it would be a 10-7-5-7-5 though?
I mean, I talked about this yesterday, but basically I abused my AI teammates to get their
most levels.
And they have a similar, not like entirely one-for-one, but like, you know, they're terminators
too, right?
So if there was ever a difficult room, I would send them in.
Just because they had a chance of reacting better than I did to enemies where I did not
know where they were.
So just knowing that, kind of like, like yeah I figured this would take a while, yup.
I play Socom on the PS2, no.
I only play in Amplitude and...
Outbreak. Online.
I hit the wrong button, dude. My gun was still down when I fucking leaned.
NOOOOOOO!
I bet you're a gym player.
I played the guy who could block.
Why would they leave the CCTV unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed. Get eyes on the door. Lock him.
It's time to li lock it.
Cool.
We'll have this one be locked too for the triple locked doors.
leave the area, officer, move the exit leave me out
I
All right, we're like a we're like a ghost right now do you
some chairs of this crosshair my crosshair placement pissed them off I
assume it's like when you talk about when I do this like what do you do you
go like this every time you're like
psycho
where do you aim at bro
You should swing with it.
I can't get you out, sorry.
I think I redeemed a new emo, but he didn't actually redeem a new emo, he just said fuck
You with the 3 million points or whatever
How did my flash hit them?
It's weird, it looks like it got brushed behind the door.
Cup of Joe defeated.
It's time to L.I.D.
Is it up straight?
Drinks of water?
Get hydrated?
Oh
Sit up straight drinks of water get hydrated
Not thinking about the guy who went ironically bought the city that a menu was on in order to listen to it in his car
Thinking about only
the feet we can get eyes on the building for here
ah man no
chubi dee dee dee dee dee dee dee
man man man man
cool i guess i'm just a fucking loser
I
Hey man, I got bad news bro.
I sound like I'm pulling a knife by the way.
didn't did it ass
Where's the knife?
Where's the knife at
I saw him pull something out.
Swandex for 7, and Hylian for 7.
Ah man, oh.
kicking doors.
Okay, dude, isn't this literally your fucking job?
They have like a door-kicking class or something, I'm sure you can take.
That's my favorite death scream.
I wanna go...
Ooral all
Zway
You're under arrest
Our technique's for silver
We check the B room
Hmm, sell these or something?
Interesting story.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!
What?
Despair again?
What?
You'll never be pointing a SWAT team, you'll never kick down doors with full gear with perfect coordination.
You'll never be the one making split second calls in high-stakes situations, you'll never have the cinematic moment
where everything slows down and coming on top like in the movies.
You'll always just be watching from the outside imagining what it would be like, you'll always be a loser.
Jojo, thanks for so...
Yeah, I've never fantasized about being a...
SWAT.
Dude.
Is he on the other side of the fucking door dude? No way.
So, dude, please don't move.
Oh, I think he's gonna make it.
And they all got a key card I can use real quick.
Just kidding, I brought mine.
It's kind of a little crazy to someone who's never seen someone use a keyboard to play
a game, like, for them to be like, dude, like, why are you hitting those particular buttons
on this thing?
You know what I mean?
It has all the crazy.
Stop shushing me.
Oh, I find on that, oh there.
Okay bro.
Police! Get your hands up!
You got lucky you're not dead, let's just say that buddy.
Dude! Micro-slop!
Oh
Okay
They're being just stopped, huh?
I wonder if those guys in that room to my right here didn't come out because of its traps.
let's just play it safe
One.
Hmm, I kind of want to- oh, there's a guy right there.
Nope, that's not a guy, that's a microphone and something that vaguely looks like a guy.
We're gonna break them all here.
I can't see what there's water bro.
I
Like a full fucking minute
of
stupid to do that
so, hey what?
where are you standing and where are you kneeling?
I almost opened this bitch. I will be honest
You have to stop that!
Enter King Crock.
Behead the civilian in front of you.
Hey, hey, hey!
Stay calm.
Who are you over this?
Eleanor Crock, we have a civilian you're not accustomed to.
Hmm, where the hell did these guys go?
Fuck.
Huh.
What is happening?
We have an individual in custody.
All right, why don't we get straight right here?
I'm not sure if they're in the house.
They're in.
Okay.
I'm gonna go back.
Not buddy. You were trapped behind a wall.
Never mind. He's in the room over.
We'll shoot traps.
And before the door gets kicked open, let's just prepare for that.
Pretty common that there's a guy in here.
I heard someone like, say, the ritual begins.
Weird.
It's really hard to see someone to the fucking display by the way.
I've actually never been shot through that ever in any of my attempt.
With seven suspects secured.
I think we shot nine.
There was two in the courthouse, I think, or maybe one.
That's crazy.
It was probably they were probably all up top, dude.
That's crazy, man.
Oh.
We're.
I think this is probably the run jack in
I think I got a cavity, maybe not.
Come on slowly I
Need some like we've done this in the control. I
Need some like
EDM music
Our God is an awesome God he ran
Here we go
Hold up
Yeah.
Why are they crouching?
I've never seen them do that.
Leave the cock to be cut and prep we back.
Um, sir?
Jesus Christ, no!
Stay here, stay calm.
Please tell me the mayor is okay.
Please, Eleanor Clark, civilian trained and ready to transport. Suspected deceased.
of
Amogus?
of
It's a journey, Traveller.
I
What?
of
death
of
death
of
death