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Leave my on-leaf for so-"}, {"start": 133.64000000000001, "end": 135.64000000000001, "text": " How did they leave the CCTV unattended?"}, {"start": 135.64000000000001, "end": 136.64000000000001, "text": " Archer, I think it's her sub-"}, {"start": 136.64000000000001, "end": 138.3, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 138.3, "end": 140.0, "text": " Cameras are still active."}, {"start": 140.0, "end": 142.0, "text": " We're likely being watched upon entry."}, {"start": 142.6, "end": 149.6, "text": " I've already seen things verbatim."}, {"start": 149.6, "end": 156.6, "text": " I got something in my throat."}, {"start": 156.6, "end": 163.6, "text": " I've already seen things verbatim."}, {"start": 163.6, "end": 170.6, "text": " I've already seen things verbatim."}, {"start": 170.6, "end": 175.6, "text": " We need to get out of here now!"}, {"start": 175.6, "end": 177.6, "text": " Put your hands up!"}, {"start": 177.6, "end": 180.6, "text": " Stay here."}, {"start": 180.6, "end": 183.6, "text": " They killed so many."}, {"start": 183.6, "end": 185.6, "text": " And you're going to die."}, {"start": 185.6, "end": 186.6, "text": " What do you want me to do?"}, {"start": 186.6, "end": 187.6, "text": " Drop your weapon!"}, {"start": 187.6, "end": 189.6, "text": " Police! You're under arrest!"}, {"start": 200.6, "end": 202.6, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 230.6, "end": 232.6, "text": " Now! Now!"}, {"start": 234.6, "end": 236.6, "text": " Get your hands behind your back."}, {"start": 240.6, "end": 244.6, "text": " Their house are made for seven in wheels and an iron gun ball up."}, {"start": 245.6, "end": 247.6, "text": " An acroek and leetman."}, {"start": 247.6, "end": 248.6, "text": " Please reserve."}, {"start": 249.6, "end": 251.6, "text": " And seal orc these little bits."}, {"start": 260.6, "end": 285.6, "text": " I don't even think I hit him in the first shot."}, {"start": 285.6, "end": 310.6, "text": " Where's this guy?"}, {"start": 310.6, "end": 312.6, "text": " Er, sorry."}, {"start": 318.6, "end": 319.6, "text": " E, er."}, {"start": 321.6, "end": 323.6, "text": " Motion, winky, basics for 7."}, {"start": 323.6, "end": 326.6, "text": " Zenneleth, and Vechar, Margolol, traits it for 7."}, {"start": 330.6, "end": 331.6, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 340.6, "end": 347.6, "text": " of"}, {"start": 347.6, "end": 353.6, "text": " the"}, {"start": 353.6, "end": 363.6, "text": " We have us to burn in any custody and ready for transport."}, {"start": 363.6, "end": 373.6, "text": " We've got a dead suspect here."}, {"start": 373.6, "end": 383.6, "text": " We've got a dead suspect here."}, {"start": 383.6, "end": 390.6, "text": " We have a dead suspect here."}, {"start": 413.6, "end": 439.6, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 499.6, "end": 527.6, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 527.6, "end": 529.6, "text": " That chatter is asking what gun I was using."}, {"start": 531.4, "end": 532.2, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 532.2, "end": 534.6, "text": " I will show you which gun I am using."}, {"start": 535.6, "end": 536.6, "text": " And I forever like to..."}, {"start": 549.6, "end": 550.2, "text": " This one."}, {"start": 556.1, "end": 556.6, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 557.6, "end": 565.48, "text": " Where'd I die from?"}, {"start": 565.48, "end": 567.6, "text": " Last person asked for advice for this game?"}, {"start": 567.6, "end": 570.6, "text": " Maybe he just wants to know what gun I'm using."}, {"start": 570.6, "end": 573.6, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 573.6, "end": 575.6, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 575.6, "end": 577.6, "text": " Eyes on the CCTV access point."}, {"start": 577.6, "end": 578.6, "text": " The interface appears clean."}, {"start": 578.6, "end": 579.6, "text": " I think I got allergies, boys."}, {"start": 579.6, "end": 580.6, "text": " I think I got allergies."}, {"start": 580.6, "end": 581.6, "text": " I think I got allergies."}, {"start": 581.6, "end": 582.6, "text": " I think I got allergies."}, {"start": 582.6, "end": 583.6, "text": " I think I got allergies."}, {"start": 583.6, "end": 584.6, "text": " I think I got allergies."}, {"start": 584.6, "end": 585.6, "text": " I think I got allergies."}, {"start": 585.6, "end": 587.6, "text": " I think I got allergies boys"}, {"start": 595.2, "end": 597.2, "text": " Well, I don't know"}, {"start": 608.46, "end": 612.02, "text": " You allergic to finishing this level, what if it's making me sick"}, {"start": 615.6, "end": 616.5600000000001, "text": " Just calm down!"}, {"start": 616.5600000000001, "end": 617.36, "text": " Stop here!"}, {"start": 617.36, "end": 618.4, "text": " You don't need me!"}, {"start": 618.4, "end": 619.52, "text": " I don't matter here!"}, {"start": 621.0400000000001, "end": 621.6800000000001, "text": " Talk."}, {"start": 621.6800000000001, "end": 623.28, "text": " We are the civilian in our custody."}, {"start": 623.84, "end": 624.5600000000001, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 624.5600000000001, "end": 625.0400000000001, "text": " Not me!"}, {"start": 627.2, "end": 628.88, "text": " LSVG is on site!"}, {"start": 630.8000000000001, "end": 631.2, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 631.2, "end": 631.84, "text": " Journalist!"}, {"start": 638.0, "end": 638.96, "text": " Leave the talk."}, {"start": 638.96, "end": 640.0, "text": " Set my ticket to seat."}, {"start": 642.48, "end": 643.2, "text": " Stay here."}, {"start": 643.2, "end": 643.84, "text": " Stay calm."}, {"start": 645.6, "end": 647.6, "text": " I see you right behind me!"}, {"start": 647.6, "end": 649.6, "text": " My family van!"}, {"start": 664.6, "end": 666.6, "text": " Exit X4 7."}, {"start": 671.6, "end": 673.6, "text": " You're not a prisoner."}, {"start": 673.6, "end": 675.6, "text": " You"}, {"start": 695.38, "end": 697.38, "text": " More the hell is it"}, {"start": 703.6, "end": 705.6, "text": " It's on the trap!"}, {"start": 711.28, "end": 712.48, "text": " I'm in!"}, {"start": 712.48, "end": 713.44, "text": " In my ass!"}, {"start": 713.44, "end": 713.94, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 720.16, "end": 722.16, "text": " Securing the trap!"}, {"start": 734.6, "end": 738.6, "text": " 7-Eleven. 7-Eleven."}, {"start": 740.6, "end": 743.6, "text": " Do you feel it? Hmm. Do you?"}, {"start": 752.6, "end": 755.6, "text": " Now we talk. There's one dead suspect here."}, {"start": 763.6, "end": 788.6, "text": " Why did it take him so long dude?"}, {"start": 788.6, "end": 804.6800000000001, "text": " weird dude it's okay we're only getting warmed up"}, {"start": 804.6800000000001, "end": 806.6800000000001, "text": " King Mavericks for seven."}, {"start": 817.6800000000001, "end": 819.6800000000001, "text": " It's doomed!"}, {"start": 829.6800000000001, "end": 831.6800000000001, "text": " It's doooooooood!"}, {"start": 834.6800000000001, "end": 835.6400000000001, "text": " Stay calm."}, {"start": 839.32, "end": 840.2, "text": " Leave the clock."}, {"start": 840.2, "end": 843.08, "text": " We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport."}, {"start": 845.96, "end": 847.72, "text": " 7-Eleven."}, {"start": 860.44, "end": 861.32, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 861.32, "end": 862.6, "text": " How do you keep me going?"}, {"start": 862.6, "end": 877.12, "text": " If you're gonna sing the lyrics, sing all of them, you know them."}, {"start": 877.12, "end": 881.4, "text": " No, I only know the part where he says 7-ELEVEN."}, {"start": 881.4, "end": 884.4, "text": " Kinda like Yoda."}, {"start": 884.4, "end": 887.4, "text": " 7-ELEVEN?"}, {"start": 887.4, "end": 916.26, "text": " I think the number of times the guys use the AK is still zero to this day."}, {"start": 916.26, "end": 934.26, "text": " a lot of good days. Oh. Fair. That's nice. That's real nice. Maybe perp on an"}, {"start": 934.26, "end": 960.02, "text": " the shooting range. Wait, it's not illegal to own an AK-47. Stop moving, grandma. Thanks"}, {"start": 960.02, "end": 965.02, "text": " or seven word"}, {"start": 1050.02, "end": 1072.02, "text": " We're reading Chagy with it."}, {"start": 1072.02, "end": 1076.7, "text": " I thought there was a chatter who needed help."}, {"start": 1076.7, "end": 1078.7, "text": " They were just complaining"}, {"start": 1081.3400000000001, "end": 1083.3400000000001, "text": " You're right though I was reading"}, {"start": 1106.7, "end": 1123.7, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1123.7, "end": 1131.7, "text": " the"}, {"start": 1131.7, "end": 1133.7, "text": " I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 1145.7, "end": 1147.7, "text": " Cover me. Disarm the device."}, {"start": 1161.7, "end": 1186.7, "text": " I'm sure there's a guy saying, die in the background."}, {"start": 1186.7, "end": 1197.46, "text": " I really can't reach us."}, {"start": 1197.46, "end": 1199.46, "text": " I got an elf focused up."}, {"start": 1257.46, "end": 1280.66, "text": " I don't think they care if they live or die."}, {"start": 1280.66, "end": 1283.66, "text": " Please talk. We have a civilian in custody."}, {"start": 1283.66, "end": 1286.66, "text": " I'm assuming you know who these guys are. Just give me something. I'll throw it up."}, {"start": 1289.66, "end": 1290.66, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1293.66, "end": 1294.66, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1297.66, "end": 1298.66, "text": " Contact."}, {"start": 1310.66, "end": 1313.66, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 1340.66, "end": 1347.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1347.66, "end": 1352.66, "text": " the"}, {"start": 1352.66, "end": 1357.66, "text": " death"}, {"start": 1357.66, "end": 1360.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1360.66, "end": 1372.66, "text": " No edge."}, {"start": 1372.66, "end": 1374.66, "text": " edge."}, {"start": 1402.66, "end": 1409.66, "text": " Blood or water?"}, {"start": 1462.66, "end": 1469.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1469.66, "end": 1475.66, "text": " the"}, {"start": 1475.66, "end": 1478.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1478.66, "end": 1480.66, "text": " the"}, {"start": 1480.66, "end": 1482.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1482.66, "end": 1487.66, "text": " the"}, {"start": 1487.66, "end": 1489.66, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 1547.66, "end": 1565.66, "text": " close the fucking door"}, {"start": 1565.66, "end": 1572.66, "text": " the"}, {"start": 1572.66, "end": 1575.66, "text": " death"}, {"start": 1575.66, "end": 1578.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1578.66, "end": 1581.66, "text": " the"}, {"start": 1581.66, "end": 1590.66, "text": " death"}, {"start": 1590.66, "end": 1606.5800000000002, "text": " Please put five minutes of effort in your streaming and the music."}, {"start": 1606.5800000000002, "end": 1607.5800000000002, "text": " What's wrong little buddy?"}, {"start": 1607.5800000000002, "end": 1611.38, "text": " You've heard a song too many times and you're having a little spurg out in chat?"}, {"start": 1611.38, "end": 1614.38, "text": " You good?"}, {"start": 1614.38, "end": 1616.38, "text": " Aw."}, {"start": 1616.38, "end": 1619.38, "text": " Aw, just mute the stringing."}, {"start": 1640.38, "end": 1641.38, "text": " Let's re-exercise it."}, {"start": 1646.38, "end": 1648.38, "text": " I thought it was going to work."}, {"start": 1655.88, "end": 1657.38, "text": " Is the mayor okay?"}, {"start": 1672.88, "end": 1674.38, "text": " I can't hear you!"}, {"start": 1674.38, "end": 1676.38, "text": " We got this under control."}, {"start": 1678.38, "end": 1680.38, "text": " Thank you Jesus."}, {"start": 1681.38, "end": 1683.38, "text": " It's a billion good to go for evac."}, {"start": 1694.38, "end": 1696.38, "text": " Start moving."}, {"start": 1704.38, "end": 1706.38, "text": " What's up with you?"}, {"start": 1717.38, "end": 1718.38, "text": " Stay calm."}, {"start": 1718.38, "end": 1720.38, "text": " Oh, hell no!"}, {"start": 1721.38, "end": 1723.38, "text": " You're gonna grow up!"}, {"start": 1723.38, "end": 1726.38, "text": " Eleanor talk. Civilian security."}, {"start": 1726.38, "end": 1727.38, "text": " Leave the talk."}, {"start": 1727.38, "end": 1730.38, "text": " Something is down. Crap your hands."}, {"start": 1734.38, "end": 1749.38, "text": " Yeah, stay cool bro, you're good, you're good bro."}, {"start": 1749.38, "end": 1778.38, "text": " I'm paranoid of this display now."}, {"start": 1778.38, "end": 1780.38, "text": " Drop your weapon!"}, {"start": 1838.38, "end": 1856.1000000000001, "text": " bad dudes. So, you're not bad. I'm thoroughly looking forward to hearing the same songs"}, {"start": 1856.1000000000001, "end": 1860.2600000000002, "text": " I've been listening to a lot of past 2 weeks on stream immediately after this one by the way check it out"}, {"start": 1872.94, "end": 1875.38, "text": " Wham baby need you sound"}, {"start": 1916.1000000000001, "end": 1938.1000000000001, "text": " I can't talk to the police, don't let them see me."}, {"start": 1938.1000000000001, "end": 1939.1000000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1939.1000000000001, "end": 1940.1000000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1940.1000000000001, "end": 1941.1000000000001, "text": " No more!"}, {"start": 1941.6000000000001, "end": 1943.1000000000001, "text": " The honey's coming over here."}, {"start": 2000.1000000000001, "end": 2016.9, "text": " I actually got to hear the footsteps."}, {"start": 2016.9, "end": 2039.74, "text": " There are no footsteps."}, {"start": 2039.74, "end": 2046.74, "text": " the door!"}, {"start": 2060.18, "end": 2063.02, "text": " Hmmmm, I..."}, {"start": 2063.02, "end": 2064.9, "text": " Who's this?"}, {"start": 2064.9, "end": 2069.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2069.66, "end": 2072.14, "text": " We killed the guy behind this, did he flop over there?"}, {"start": 2072.14, "end": 2072.64, "text": " Weird."}, {"start": 2072.64, "end": 2073.7599999999998, "text": " Did we get kicked over there?"}, {"start": 2088.96, "end": 2089.8599999999997, "text": " Oh yeah, he flopped."}, {"start": 2092.3199999999997, "end": 2093.44, "text": " Hey lady, wanna be in my cover?"}, {"start": 2099.66, "end": 2125.66, "text": " I think there was three fellows in here."}, {"start": 2125.66, "end": 2140.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2140.66, "end": 2169.66, "text": " Well, let's hope no one walks through the, uh, uh, adjacent hallway."}, {"start": 2169.66, "end": 2187.14, "text": " Yield murder peak stop reading chat you're right you're right he's right"}, {"start": 2199.66, "end": 2211.1, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2211.1, "end": 2236.46, "text": " Tripped it."}, {"start": 2236.46, "end": 2240.7799999999997, "text": " I played this game and it's hella hard."}, {"start": 2240.78, "end": 2245.78, "text": " I take back the snarky comments I made about you playing this single-player game."}, {"start": 2245.78, "end": 2248.78, "text": " Thank you, Chatter. Thank you."}, {"start": 2250.78, "end": 2252.78, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2259.78, "end": 2261.78, "text": " Thank you. Thank you."}, {"start": 2266.78, "end": 2268.78, "text": " Well, I think, uh..."}, {"start": 2270.78, "end": 2276.94, "text": " I think we're going upstairs."}, {"start": 2276.94, "end": 2285.1400000000003, "text": " There might be some guys in this lobby."}, {"start": 2285.1400000000003, "end": 2287.9, "text": " Let's all go to the lobby."}, {"start": 2287.9, "end": 2291.5400000000004, "text": " Let's all go to the lobby."}, {"start": 2291.5400000000004, "end": 2296.94, "text": " Close the fucking door."}, {"start": 2296.94, "end": 2303.94, "text": " So we can get some snacks."}, {"start": 2303.94, "end": 2309.86, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 2309.86, "end": 2316.94, "text": " Classic Aiden cop."}, {"start": 2316.94, "end": 2321.94, "text": " Well."}, {"start": 2321.94, "end": 2323.94, "text": " It about to be BloodBath.com"}, {"start": 2351.94, "end": 2363.42, "text": " All right, as with customary probably gonna get a stair guy in a second"}, {"start": 2363.42, "end": 2379.54, "text": " I don't I don't understand I don't I don't understand that doesn't hit that guy I truly"}, {"start": 2379.54, "end": 2390.58, "text": " do not I truly do not I don't I don't"}, {"start": 2393.22, "end": 2400.54, "text": " oh tell me how that misses dude I don't understand have you tried aiming I'm"}, {"start": 2400.54, "end": 2403.5, "text": " I'm... center mass, motherfucker?"}, {"start": 2407.7799999999997, "end": 2410.04, "text": " If you're serious, go back to the Flashbang launcher."}, {"start": 2415.46, "end": 2417.46, "text": " Do not speak directly to me again."}, {"start": 2418.38, "end": 2419.46, "text": " I don't understand."}, {"start": 2420.32, "end": 2421.56, "text": " How's that not hit that guy?"}, {"start": 2421.56, "end": 2423.8, "text": " I'm gonna leave the CCTVs unattended."}, {"start": 2424.58, "end": 2426.16, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't got the feed."}, {"start": 2426.16, "end": 2427.86, "text": " To watch the watchers."}, {"start": 2430.54, "end": 2446.82, "text": " is the riot shield suck I mean the fact that you guys are unable to fathom like the usefulness"}, {"start": 2446.82, "end": 2458.62, "text": " of certain like like the mirror gun over like the shield or whatever just tells me very telling"}, {"start": 2458.62, "end": 2467.98, "text": " very tall terrible terrible recoil on the weapon you have okay how come the"}, {"start": 2467.98, "end": 2474.66, "text": " first bullet that shoots the miniature cannonball did not stagger that guy"}, {"start": 2488.62, "end": 2490.62, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 2500.44, "end": 2502.44, "text": " Yeah, I"}, {"start": 2503.02, "end": 2505.44, "text": " If I just watch that shit back, it's gonna make me mad"}, {"start": 2509.1, "end": 2511.2599999999998, "text": " It's not like I can watch first person anyway"}, {"start": 2518.62, "end": 2520.62, "text": " Here me know me know me gloves"}, {"start": 2539.3199999999997, "end": 2540.8399999999997, "text": " Noob"}, {"start": 2541.7999999999997, "end": 2543.2599999999998, "text": " Rookie"}, {"start": 2548.62, "end": 2555.62, "text": " Is there a trap there?"}, {"start": 2555.62, "end": 2563.62, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 2563.62, "end": 2574.62, "text": " They've arrived."}, {"start": 2574.62, "end": 2581.62, "text": " They've arrived."}, {"start": 2585.42, "end": 2589.2599999999998, "text": " They've arrived."}, {"start": 2589.2599999999998, "end": 2596.2599999999998, "text": " I wish the AI wasn't that stupid."}, {"start": 2599.5, "end": 2604.5, "text": " There's two spots and"}, {"start": 2604.5, "end": 2607.86, "text": " Very particular scenarios in which they will get stuck behind things on this level."}, {"start": 2608.34, "end": 2610.22, "text": " That's one of them."}, {"start": 2611.58, "end": 2614.5, "text": " Yeah, I wish they I wish they were I wish they weren't stupid, too."}, {"start": 2615.98, "end": 2618.74, "text": " Because if they weren't stupid, then they wouldn't have the laser sight."}, {"start": 2619.5, "end": 2621.38, "text": " Laser laser beam accuracy."}, {"start": 2622.26, "end": 2624.26, "text": " With one suspect down."}, {"start": 2624.26, "end": 2639.1000000000004, "text": " 3 bullets, 3 dead guys."}, {"start": 2639.1000000000004, "end": 2652.0200000000004, "text": " Oh yeah, we got another guy."}, {"start": 2652.02, "end": 2674.86, "text": " a tain man. I'm told about that stair guy man. I don't get it. I actually don't get it."}, {"start": 2674.86, "end": 2680.94, "text": " The first bullet hit and the second one did not because of recoil. Why waste time picking"}, {"start": 2680.94, "end": 2682.2200000000003, "text": " evidence if you're just going to miss the"}, {"start": 2682.2200000000003, "end": 2684.38, "text": " stair shot in 20 minutes at Moonman."}, {"start": 2684.38, "end": 2687.9, "text": " Hmm. Excellent question. Excellent"}, {"start": 2687.9, "end": 2691.02, "text": " question. Now instead of"}, {"start": 2691.02, "end": 2694.62, "text": " contributing in a meaningful and funny"}, {"start": 2694.62, "end": 2698.38, "text": " manner, why at me with stupid-ass"}, {"start": 2698.38, "end": 2707.18, "text": " comments? Why? Stupid obvious question"}, {"start": 2707.18, "end": 2720.06, "text": " comment. Why you do that. I'll friggin this."}, {"start": 2723.5, "end": 2726.06, "text": " Surprisingly did not lose much HP."}, {"start": 2737.18, "end": 2748.7799999999997, "text": " Was he talking to himself?"}, {"start": 2748.7799999999997, "end": 2753.7799999999997, "text": " All this for SeaRank?"}, {"start": 2753.7799999999997, "end": 2760.7799999999997, "text": " Yeah, maybe, man, maybe."}, {"start": 2760.78, "end": 2769.86, "text": " And when he got back, see if I won the audio guys on the team?"}, {"start": 2769.86, "end": 2773.5, "text": " Yeah, I want to see his video beating this level dude."}, {"start": 2773.5, "end": 2789.5800000000004, "text": " I would love that."}, {"start": 2789.58, "end": 2796.62, "text": " you know you can turn down the difficulty hmm I think today will be a a day in which to very easily"}, {"start": 2796.62, "end": 2801.18, "text": " not reach which normally it's kind of tough"}, {"start": 2805.34, "end": 2807.18, "text": " hmm"}, {"start": 2811.66, "end": 2812.7, "text": " easy peasy"}, {"start": 2812.7000000000003, "end": 2819.7000000000003, "text": " Gigagurth, thanks for selling it."}, {"start": 2819.7000000000003, "end": 2828.7000000000003, "text": " Hmm, I think I'll write some dumb ass shit and have the streamer today."}, {"start": 2828.7000000000003, "end": 2829.7000000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2829.7000000000003, "end": 2830.7000000000003, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 2830.7000000000003, "end": 2831.7000000000003, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 2831.7000000000003, "end": 2832.7000000000003, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 2832.7000000000003, "end": 2834.7000000000003, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 2840.1000000000004, "end": 2843.2400000000002, "text": " This is protocol meow meow meow"}, {"start": 2847.9800000000005, "end": 2849.9800000000005, "text": " We have an individual in custody"}, {"start": 2854.2200000000003, "end": 2857.42, "text": " Stable now can't wait extra so"}, {"start": 2862.7000000000003, "end": 2878.1000000000004, "text": " Yeah, we got shot a lot. I'm surprised we didn't take more damage. Maybe we did. Wouldn't"}, {"start": 2878.1000000000004, "end": 2884.0200000000004, "text": " it be easier if you didn't let yourself get shot so much?"}, {"start": 2914.02, "end": 2916.02, "text": " Suspect down and alive."}, {"start": 2940.82, "end": 2942.82, "text": " What armory are you using? Steelful?"}, {"start": 2944.02, "end": 2967.94, "text": " We're going to verify our key code, stand."}, {"start": 2967.94, "end": 2989.44, "text": " Who yelled that?"}, {"start": 2989.44, "end": 2996.44, "text": " is the door is cover so"}, {"start": 3009.88, "end": 3016.88, "text": " do you think the Spurs win without Wimby or they bounce first round?"}, {"start": 3019.44, "end": 3021.44, "text": " Wait, what makes us that huge?"}, {"start": 3021.44, "end": 3026.44, "text": " Well, people still watch that raked ass NBA shit dude, that's crazy."}, {"start": 3026.44, "end": 3028.44, "text": " Stay calm."}, {"start": 3031.44, "end": 3036.44, "text": " People will watch the NBA, but in the same breath say wrestling is fake. Nice one dude."}, {"start": 3037.44, "end": 3038.44, "text": " Got it!"}, {"start": 3041.44, "end": 3042.44, "text": " Navy Catholics was a-"}, {"start": 3042.44, "end": 3052.44, "text": " Who deserves MVP, SGA or Wembie?"}, {"start": 3052.44, "end": 3056.6, "text": " Ooh, SGA dude, who is that?"}, {"start": 3056.6, "end": 3061.12, "text": " What sports not rigged?"}, {"start": 3061.12, "end": 3063.44, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 3063.44, "end": 3070.84, "text": " Yeah, probably none of them, dude."}, {"start": 3070.84, "end": 3086.84, "text": " Golf? Yeah, golf. There you go. Golf's sweet."}, {"start": 3086.84, "end": 3091.84, "text": " I did not verify my card. Yeah, whatever."}, {"start": 3091.84, "end": 3099.84, "text": " You see that Bjork Loven made it to the SHL next season? Oh, that's crazy, man. That's crazy."}, {"start": 3099.84, "end": 3114.0, "text": " Sorry, I just had some drool running down the side of my mouth."}, {"start": 3114.0, "end": 3117.96, "text": " You think the Olympics are rigged too?"}, {"start": 3117.96, "end": 3124.96, "text": " Um, depends, depends."}, {"start": 3124.96, "end": 3133.76, "text": " on what who's hosting"}, {"start": 3133.76, "end": 3140.2, "text": " me me me me me me me me me me"}, {"start": 3140.2, "end": 3150.2400000000002, "text": " we have ended the German Olympic SWAT rated better I don't know what that is"}, {"start": 3150.2400000000002, "end": 3153.5600000000004, "text": " If Point Man was there most certainly though, let's just say that."}, {"start": 3156.5200000000004, "end": 3158.32, "text": " You think the Virginia map was rigged?"}, {"start": 3162.2400000000002, "end": 3164.0400000000004, "text": " Yeah, but I mean it's kinda like a..."}, {"start": 3167.28, "end": 3169.6000000000004, "text": " Like you did it, now we're gonna do a thing, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 3169.6000000000004, "end": 3170.6000000000004, "text": " Hehehehe."}, {"start": 3172.1000000000004, "end": 3176.6800000000003, "text": " The political maps have been gerrymandered since like the Inception of Political Maps, unfortunately, but..."}, {"start": 3176.6800000000003, "end": 3182.8, "text": " What can you do, what can you do, they've always been that way, they're that way right"}, {"start": 3182.8, "end": 3189.0000000000005, "text": " now and every single state that you live in, every single motherfucking district that you've"}, {"start": 3189.0000000000005, "end": 3201.2400000000002, "text": " ever lived in has been gerrymandered in some way."}, {"start": 3201.2400000000002, "end": 3202.2400000000002, "text": " Who is gerrymandered?"}, {"start": 3202.2400000000002, "end": 3205.0800000000004, "text": " There's a piece of shit dude."}, {"start": 3205.08, "end": 3208.96, "text": " Who the fuck is Jerry?"}, {"start": 3210.64, "end": 3215.4, "text": " So, looks like a big gun, fella."}, {"start": 3218.7599999999998, "end": 3223.88, "text": " Well, I think I got a flash this guy. Maybe not."}, {"start": 3229.4, "end": 3232.4, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 3235.08, "end": 3242.08, "text": " This is so sad."}, {"start": 3242.08, "end": 3257.08, "text": " Alright, that's quite enough, quite enough."}, {"start": 3257.08, "end": 3267.56, "text": " I've been through a wooden door, what could go wrong?"}, {"start": 3267.56, "end": 3274.48, "text": " So this chatter is operating on the assumption that I was always going to get shot in that"}, {"start": 3274.48, "end": 3280.68, "text": " scenario but like I was operating on the assumption that maybe I could lean at just the perfect"}, {"start": 3280.68, "end": 3283.04, "text": " angle for him to not even notice and then shoot him."}, {"start": 3283.04, "end": 3284.04, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 3284.04, "end": 3285.04, "text": " Save a flashbang."}, {"start": 3285.04, "end": 3298.72, "text": " I think you got to be wall banging doors more often."}, {"start": 3298.72, "end": 3308.56, "text": " I don't recall asking what you thought."}, {"start": 3308.56, "end": 3314.36, "text": " And actually I read pretty quick so I read a couple of pages of chat before you posted"}, {"start": 3314.36, "end": 3318.26, "text": " And I don't think I ever saw anyone else like, ask what you thought as well."}, {"start": 3318.82, "end": 3320.26, "text": " Like, in that sea of text."}, {"start": 3321.26, "end": 3324.06, "text": " Like, in fact, I'm like 100% sure no one asked."}, {"start": 3325.36, "end": 3326.56, "text": " Literally nobody."}, {"start": 3330.86, "end": 3332.36, "text": " Weeeeeeah."}, {"start": 3338.96, "end": 3340.46, "text": " You see how I shot that guy?"}, {"start": 3340.96, "end": 3341.86, "text": " And the chest."}, {"start": 3341.96, "end": 3343.46, "text": " And then he stopped shooting."}, {"start": 3343.46, "end": 3347.62, "text": " How come that didn't happen to Stairman?"}, {"start": 3350.1, "end": 3356.02, "text": " Why not? This guy even has more armor than the guy who killed me on the stairs."}, {"start": 3362.86, "end": 3369.5, "text": " Whatever dude, whatever. Teleports!"}, {"start": 3373.46, "end": 3398.46, "text": " Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Should I get closer?"}, {"start": 3398.46, "end": 3400.46, "text": " Maybe you're right, dude. Maybe you're right."}, {"start": 3415.82, "end": 3420.38, "text": " Hold his flame, or if I see a red background on any text and chat, I'm not really okay with it."}, {"start": 3422.38, "end": 3422.88, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 3458.46, "end": 3460.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3482.38, "end": 3484.38, "text": " Right"}, {"start": 3608.46, "end": 3625.46, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3625.46, "end": 3627.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3655.46, "end": 3662.46, "text": " I put a bullet on each side of the guy's head by the way."}, {"start": 3685.46, "end": 3687.46, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 3745.46, "end": 3752.46, "text": " I'll go with that."}, {"start": 3775.46, "end": 3779.46, "text": " The Fibulator likes your subit."}, {"start": 3779.46, "end": 3783.46, "text": " Honestly, a bogey in codes, thanks for gifted."}, {"start": 3783.46, "end": 3787.46, "text": " A-RON, thanks for subit."}, {"start": 3791.46, "end": 3795.46, "text": " How did they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 3795.46, "end": 3799.46, "text": " Surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 3799.46, "end": 3803.46, "text": " The interface appears clean."}, {"start": 3835.46, "end": 3837.46, "text": " We got to get that suspect here."}, {"start": 3849.46, "end": 3851.46, "text": " Come out and get down!"}, {"start": 3853.46, "end": 3855.46, "text": " Stay calm."}, {"start": 3856.46, "end": 3858.46, "text": " They were right behind me."}, {"start": 3859.46, "end": 3862.46, "text": " Entry team, talk. Civilian, get the gun for me back."}, {"start": 3865.46, "end": 3870.46, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3870.46, "end": 3875.46, "text": " death"}, {"start": 3875.46, "end": 3880.46, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3880.46, "end": 3885.46, "text": " death"}, {"start": 3885.46, "end": 3890.46, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3890.46, "end": 3893.46, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 3893.46, "end": 3900.46, "text": " Watch my back, disarm him."}, {"start": 3900.46, "end": 3908.46, "text": " Get out of the ground now!"}, {"start": 3908.46, "end": 3913.46, "text": " Hands off!"}, {"start": 3913.46, "end": 3916.46, "text": " Drop to your knees!"}, {"start": 3916.46, "end": 3917.62, "text": " Drop to your knees!"}, {"start": 3917.94, "end": 3919.7400000000002, "text": " They're coming from the press, still here!"}, {"start": 3925.46, "end": 3926.06, "text": " Press!"}, {"start": 3926.18, "end": 3927.58, "text": " Turn around, keep your hands up!"}, {"start": 3928.3, "end": 3929.86, "text": " We've got this in the control room."}, {"start": 3931.46, "end": 3933.26, "text": " They bring the whole fucking building!"}, {"start": 3933.62, "end": 3936.02, "text": " Tom, it's a bit of a good to go for me back."}, {"start": 3943.3, "end": 3944.5, "text": " Don't get out of this!"}, {"start": 3946.46, "end": 3953.46, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3953.46, "end": 3956.46, "text": " the"}, {"start": 3956.46, "end": 3961.46, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 3961.46, "end": 3966.46, "text": " the"}, {"start": 3966.46, "end": 3971.46, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 3971.46, "end": 3998.46, "text": " The mod won't even get you the achievement though, at Moon Moon."}, {"start": 3998.46, "end": 4004.06, "text": " Maybe not. Maybe not, dude."}, {"start": 4004.06, "end": 4007.98, "text": " Avocado carpet, thanks for sub-"}, {"start": 4007.98, "end": 4012.38, "text": " Why would they leave their CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 4012.38, "end": 4014.7, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 4014.7, "end": 4016.2200000000003, "text": " Boiling line feeds."}, {"start": 4016.2200000000003, "end": 4018.38, "text": " Let's give us a layout advantage."}, {"start": 4018.38, "end": 4026.7, "text": " Maybe not, dude. Maybe not."}, {"start": 4026.7000000000003, "end": 4036.5400000000004, "text": " He might be on to something, actually."}, {"start": 4036.5400000000004, "end": 4040.34, "text": " He might be on to something."}, {"start": 4040.34, "end": 4051.5800000000004, "text": " He may have conceived of an idea that literally no one else has, right now, in front of everybody."}, {"start": 4051.58, "end": 4060.18, "text": " It may be that the smartest chapter known to man has been birthed and has chosen this"}, {"start": 4060.18, "end": 4067.06, "text": " exact moment to reveal himself before the world."}, {"start": 4067.06, "end": 4077.2599999999998, "text": " Lying dormant in wait, waiting for the perfect opportunities to show the world, like literally"}, {"start": 4077.2599999999998, "end": 4078.2599999999998, "text": " like the Antichrist."}, {"start": 4078.2599999999998, "end": 4080.8199999999997, "text": " Okay, I'm not saying you are the Antichrist."}, {"start": 4080.82, "end": 4082.6200000000003, "text": " I'm not saying that."}, {"start": 4082.6200000000003, "end": 4086.54, "text": " However, there are comparisons to be drawn."}, {"start": 4091.4, "end": 4093.2000000000003, "text": " That's how Raccoon takes us over."}, {"start": 4101.2, "end": 4103.7, "text": " Panip, panip, panip, panip, panip."}, {"start": 4133.7, "end": 4143.7, "text": " I'm going to get you."}, {"start": 4143.7, "end": 4146.7, "text": " Get out of the ground now!"}, {"start": 4146.7, "end": 4149.7, "text": " Get out of the ground now!"}, {"start": 4149.7, "end": 4152.7, "text": " Leave the area. Officer, officers are outside. Come on."}, {"start": 4152.7, "end": 4157.7, "text": " Go to the exit. Stay quiet and stay low."}, {"start": 4163.7, "end": 4170.7, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4170.7, "end": 4174.7, "text": " death"}, {"start": 4174.7, "end": 4177.7, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4177.7, "end": 4182.7, "text": " death"}, {"start": 4182.7, "end": 4188.7, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4248.7, "end": 4269.5199999999995, "text": " I genuinely didn't think anyone was there because of how many bullets we fired in that"}, {"start": 4269.52, "end": 4282.72, "text": " general vicinity. There's a guy there at Moon Moon. Thank you. Thank you."}, {"start": 4282.72, "end": 4289.72, "text": " Specter Lakes are sub-it."}, {"start": 4289.72, "end": 4305.320000000001, "text": " I've seen a lot of the at-moon moons in paragraph formula."}, {"start": 4305.320000000001, "end": 4308.72, "text": " Very bold to assume I would read more than two words today."}, {"start": 4308.72, "end": 4309.72, "text": " Very bold."}, {"start": 4309.72, "end": 4311.72, "text": " I'm gonna leave this easy, you're not intended."}, {"start": 4312.72, "end": 4314.22, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 4314.22, "end": 4317.22, "text": " They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything."}, {"start": 4317.72, "end": 4320.22, "text": " They're no longer hiding, but watching us."}, {"start": 4321.22, "end": 4321.72, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 4322.22, "end": 4325.22, "text": " Someone's writing their dissertation today into a shed."}, {"start": 4325.22, "end": 4326.72, "text": " Let me see those hands!"}, {"start": 4327.22, "end": 4328.22, "text": " What's the subject?"}, {"start": 4328.22, "end": 4329.72, "text": " I'm gonna leave this easy, you're not intended."}, {"start": 4330.72, "end": 4332.22, "text": " Stupid motherfucker."}, {"start": 4333.22, "end": 4335.22, "text": " We got one big colony suspect."}, {"start": 4335.22, "end": 4336.22, "text": " Where's the knife?"}, {"start": 4339.72, "end": 4349.72, "text": " 600 today at Moonman?"}, {"start": 4349.72, "end": 4353.72, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 4353.72, "end": 4359.72, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 4359.72, "end": 4361.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4386.84, "end": 4388.84, "text": " Know that guy"}, {"start": 4389.72, "end": 4395.64, "text": " You said a delish torta?"}, {"start": 4395.64, "end": 4396.64, "text": " I've never had a..."}, {"start": 4396.64, "end": 4397.64, "text": " I mean I've had good..."}, {"start": 4397.64, "end": 4399.72, "text": " I've had okay tortas."}, {"start": 4399.72, "end": 4402.72, "text": " But what makes a truly great torta, I wonder?"}, {"start": 4402.72, "end": 4407.72, "text": " A lot of the places I've gotten a torta from have been..."}, {"start": 4407.72, "end": 4414.72, "text": " I feel like cubed their meat, you know, dogger them out."}, {"start": 4414.72, "end": 4415.52, "text": " That's shit weak."}, {"start": 4423.68, "end": 4424.18, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 4424.34, "end": 4424.84, "text": " Okay, you-"}, {"start": 4434.12, "end": 4436.52, "text": " She was blocking me. I couldn't get close enough."}, {"start": 4436.52, "end": 4439.360000000001, "text": " He was gonna slip that corner and go pull the fucking fire alarm, dude."}, {"start": 4439.84, "end": 4441.52, "text": " And then when I dropped him, guess what?"}, {"start": 4441.68, "end": 4442.8, "text": " Still ROE!"}, {"start": 4442.8, "end": 4446.96, "text": " So I lost the underfucking points, cool."}, {"start": 4446.96, "end": 4449.96, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4449.96, "end": 4452.96, "text": " All right!"}, {"start": 4452.96, "end": 4458.96, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 4458.96, "end": 4461.96, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 4461.96, "end": 4464.96, "text": " They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything."}, {"start": 4464.96, "end": 4469.96, "text": " They're no longer hiding, but watching us."}, {"start": 4469.96, "end": 4471.96, "text": " Still having fun?"}, {"start": 4471.96, "end": 4478.96, "text": " I mean a little bit. I mean I'm having less fun now that I've read your fact on that, but I can feel like I'm initially..."}, {"start": 4482.24, "end": 4484.24, "text": " Back to the bed, thanks for the..."}, {"start": 4490.96, "end": 4492.96, "text": " Play a little extra gifted."}, {"start": 4494.96, "end": 4495.96, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 4501.96, "end": 4515.46, "text": " The DJ spin-lotten, 6 first 7."}, {"start": 4515.46, "end": 4526.6, "text": " And Yellow Swaggan, 6 first 7."}, {"start": 4526.6, "end": 4545.88, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 4545.88, "end": 4547.88, "text": " How was that guy not flashed?"}, {"start": 4547.88, "end": 4549.88, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 4549.88, "end": 4579.8, "text": " Oh he closed his eyes, brilliant play, brilliant play."}, {"start": 4579.8, "end": 4582.92, "text": " You see Quinn finally go ten out of ten on Ubers and PoE?"}, {"start": 4582.92, "end": 4583.92, "text": " No man."}, {"start": 4583.92, "end": 4586.42, "text": " I did not see that."}, {"start": 4586.42, "end": 4587.42, "text": " That's so cool."}, {"start": 4587.42, "end": 4589.42, "text": " I'm going to minimize chat today."}, {"start": 4589.42, "end": 4592.42, "text": " Perl a little bit, perl a little bit."}, {"start": 4592.42, "end": 4596.42, "text": " Oh wait!"}, {"start": 4596.42, "end": 4597.42, "text": " You mode only."}, {"start": 4597.42, "end": 4598.42, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 4598.42, "end": 4599.42, "text": " Perl a little bit."}, {"start": 4599.42, "end": 4600.42, "text": " They leave the CCTVs unattended."}, {"start": 4600.42, "end": 4601.42, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 4601.42, "end": 4602.42, "text": " We can get eyes on the building from here."}, {"start": 4602.42, "end": 4603.42, "text": " We can get eyes on the building from here."}, {"start": 4603.42, "end": 4610.42, "text": " the building from here."}, {"start": 4621.74, "end": 4623.9400000000005, "text": " Nah man, that's really cool."}, {"start": 4623.9400000000005, "end": 4630.9400000000005, "text": " That's awesome, that's awesome."}, {"start": 4630.9400000000005, "end": 4637.9400000000005, "text": " I fell to my knees in the Nando's."}, {"start": 4660.9400000000005, "end": 4662.9400000000005, "text": " Leave the clock. Stuff back down."}, {"start": 4664.580000000001, "end": 4666.580000000001, "text": " Where did it find us? It's for sure."}, {"start": 4670.500000000001, "end": 4672.500000000001, "text": " Stuff back just deceased."}, {"start": 4673.18, "end": 4675.18, "text": " Dead AF."}, {"start": 4686.1, "end": 4688.1, "text": " Why am I closing?"}, {"start": 4688.1, "end": 4693.1, "text": " I hope this is silent."}, {"start": 4693.1, "end": 4698.1, "text": " Watch my back, disarm me."}, {"start": 4698.1, "end": 4700.1, "text": " Hey shark, thanks for the service."}, {"start": 4709.1, "end": 4711.1, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4718.1, "end": 4725.1, "text": " I hope I got the keycard."}, {"start": 4725.1, "end": 4739.1, "text": " There ain't no fucking way, man."}, {"start": 4739.1, "end": 4740.1, "text": " C.S. moment."}, {"start": 4740.1, "end": 4746.22, "text": " I waited there for fucking five seconds."}, {"start": 4746.22, "end": 4749.22, "text": " He cryptid slid, but what? I was holding G!"}, {"start": 4756.22, "end": 4758.22, "text": " Dude, he cryptid slid."}, {"start": 4766.22, "end": 4768.22, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 4771.22, "end": 4773.22, "text": " Oh, yoyoy."}, {"start": 4776.22, "end": 4792.02, "text": " I was getting ready to combat him, but uh, second man's in the uh, the wedding reception"}, {"start": 4792.02, "end": 4808.06, "text": " room had other ideas go to Kingdex or something hmm"}, {"start": 4808.06, "end": 4814.06, "text": " she's a couple of force and magic that's cool yes it yet did you guys see"}, {"start": 4814.06, "end": 4817.26, "text": " the queen got ten out of ten on reverse"}, {"start": 4822.02, "end": 4830.26, "text": " us to see anything they're no longer hiding from watching us yeah that's cool man that's cool"}, {"start": 4831.46, "end": 4832.660000000001, "text": " that is cool still"}, {"start": 4844.660000000001, "end": 4848.660000000001, "text": " oops"}, {"start": 4852.02, "end": 4859.02, "text": " No one down there."}, {"start": 4859.02, "end": 4864.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4864.02, "end": 4873.02, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 4873.02, "end": 4875.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4903.02, "end": 4916.540000000001, "text": " I don't think there's anyone else over here."}, {"start": 4916.540000000001, "end": 4930.540000000001, "text": " But maybe."}, {"start": 4930.54, "end": 4937.54, "text": " perhaps"}, {"start": 4960.54, "end": 4978.14, "text": " There's a person in the bathroom."}, {"start": 4978.14, "end": 4986.54, "text": " There's a snake in my boots."}, {"start": 4986.54, "end": 4988.54, "text": " We're coming for our safety."}, {"start": 4992.04, "end": 4993.34, "text": " Entering the cockpit."}, {"start": 4993.34, "end": 4994.84, "text": " Subnelling the kitchen."}, {"start": 4996.54, "end": 4998.54, "text": " Whoa, you guys got the golden cap on?"}, {"start": 4998.54, "end": 5000.04, "text": " That's fucking rare."}, {"start": 5001.54, "end": 5003.54, "text": " The door's about to get kicked open, BTW."}, {"start": 5005.04, "end": 5006.04, "text": " Or not!"}, {"start": 5016.54, "end": 5027.54, "text": " of"}, {"start": 5027.54, "end": 5038.54, "text": " anyone in the air"}, {"start": 5038.54, "end": 5056.06, "text": " I rarely see people in this room and I think that's primarily because they get pulled out"}, {"start": 5056.06, "end": 5058.5, "text": " of here when I start fighting the whole way."}, {"start": 5058.5, "end": 5060.9, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5060.900000000001, "end": 5067.900000000001, "text": " And today I've gotten like three people in this room."}, {"start": 5067.900000000001, "end": 5081.3, "text": " Ooh, we got a Goopa in chat, that's cool."}, {"start": 5081.3, "end": 5083.3, "text": " Open monster energy"}, {"start": 5111.3, "end": 5123.7, "text": " I'm gonna get you."}, {"start": 5123.7, "end": 5130.4400000000005, "text": " Minus six for seven."}, {"start": 5130.4400000000005, "end": 5132.74, "text": " Little bit of you."}, {"start": 5132.74, "end": 5134.74, "text": " Mr. Silly!"}, {"start": 5145.74, "end": 5147.74, "text": " I heard some shuffling in here."}, {"start": 5153.74, "end": 5155.74, "text": " Who could it be?"}, {"start": 5157.74, "end": 5159.74, "text": " It's you!"}, {"start": 5159.74, "end": 5166.74, "text": " Hey, come open the door. Come on big man."}, {"start": 5178.139999999999, "end": 5180.98, "text": " Shut the hell up."}, {"start": 5180.98, "end": 5188.98, "text": " Hey, is the lady in the chair alive?"}, {"start": 5188.9800000000005, "end": 5190.9800000000005, "text": " Same way all this for a hundred months"}, {"start": 5209.3, "end": 5211.3, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 5211.3, "end": 5213.3, "text": " God damn it"}, {"start": 5218.5, "end": 5220.5, "text": " Brand"}, {"start": 5224.5, "end": 5226.5, "text": " We've got to get stuff back here"}, {"start": 5229.4400000000005, "end": 5237.3, "text": " Talking Ben he goes yeah, and then he goes off talking Ben"}, {"start": 5241.3, "end": 5247.08, "text": " He goes boom and then says yes again"}, {"start": 5254.5, "end": 5256.5, "text": " No"}, {"start": 5263.860000000001, "end": 5265.860000000001, "text": " Kind of wounded"}, {"start": 5271.3, "end": 5273.3, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5273.3, "end": 5285.3, "text": " Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow."}, {"start": 5285.3, "end": 5291.3, "text": " Chocolate Rain."}, {"start": 5291.3, "end": 5298.3, "text": " Chocking Ben."}, {"start": 5298.3, "end": 5308.06, "text": " We just like chocolate rain remix talking been subject I feel like there's"}, {"start": 5308.06, "end": 5319.14, "text": " potential a confluence of means is like means"}, {"start": 5319.14, "end": 5340.820000000001, "text": " Fuckin' kick the door, dude."}, {"start": 5340.820000000001, "end": 5342.820000000001, "text": " I like memes."}, {"start": 5372.82, "end": 5378.179999999999, "text": " Am I losing? Because they are mine when you get to boss their levels like this one."}, {"start": 5384.0199999999995, "end": 5384.42, "text": " For me,"}, {"start": 5388.0199999999995, "end": 5393.7, "text": " it's about the first of all, it's about learning, right?"}, {"start": 5393.7, "end": 5402.62, "text": " learning the flow of the the level or bouse next it's like executing a"}, {"start": 5402.62, "end": 5415.42, "text": " perfectly it's like synchronized swimming I mean we had dance routine and"}, {"start": 5415.42, "end": 5419.5, "text": " then it's a matter of giving getting every step correct"}, {"start": 5419.5, "end": 5423.5, "text": " Or as many as possible."}, {"start": 5425.5, "end": 5428.5, "text": " So it's like dancing?"}, {"start": 5428.5, "end": 5431.5, "text": " Except I can't dance."}, {"start": 5438.5, "end": 5441.5, "text": " Duck it, Ray!"}, {"start": 5449.5, "end": 5452.5, "text": " here."}, {"start": 5452.5, "end": 5454.5, "text": " We need to be quick here."}, {"start": 5469.5, "end": 5472.38, "text": " But it's like..."}, {"start": 5472.38, "end": 5480.74, "text": " The dance that is trying to be learned is one that I'm making up."}, {"start": 5480.74, "end": 5484.26, "text": " That's what it feels like sometimes."}, {"start": 5484.26, "end": 5486.26, "text": " No point of reference."}, {"start": 5486.26, "end": 5488.26, "text": " So."}, {"start": 5488.26, "end": 5505.26, "text": " I'm lucky. Should've flashed that guy. That was hubris."}, {"start": 5505.26, "end": 5514.26, "text": " All my dears, all my dears! I'll bring back what I said. Let me get some coffee."}, {"start": 5514.26, "end": 5521.26, "text": " be load."}, {"start": 5964.26, "end": 5971.26, "text": " Actually, for you, shut the fuck up guy, let's see what you got, bruh."}, {"start": 5971.26, "end": 5974.26, "text": " Shut up, bitch!"}, {"start": 5974.26, "end": 5980.26, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 5980.26, "end": 5986.26, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5986.26, "end": 6011.26, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6011.26, "end": 6013.5, "text": " plus three threats in a row, literally."}, {"start": 6018.7, "end": 6020.26, "text": " Fucking bitch!"}, {"start": 6020.26, "end": 6021.820000000001, "text": " Man, give me a break!"}, {"start": 6030.46, "end": 6031.7, "text": " 4807."}, {"start": 6033.34, "end": 6034.34, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 6041.26, "end": 6048.26, "text": " I'm staying gold maybe."}, {"start": 6055.9400000000005, "end": 6062.9400000000005, "text": " Soooo."}, {"start": 6063.9800000000005, "end": 6070.9800000000005, "text": " Soooo."}, {"start": 6071.26, "end": 6073.06, "text": " mhm"}, {"start": 6073.06, "end": 6074.34, "text": " vega obscura"}, {"start": 6074.34, "end": 6076.06, "text": " how's that not the"}, {"start": 6076.06, "end": 6082.1, "text": " uh... in the bigot"}, {"start": 6082.1, "end": 6085.14, "text": " the attorney mode only off"}, {"start": 6085.14, "end": 6091.18, "text": " was a bad mood i'm sorry chat"}, {"start": 6091.18, "end": 6094.9400000000005, "text": " sorry"}, {"start": 6094.9400000000005, "end": 6096.14, "text": " they voted for it"}, {"start": 6096.14, "end": 6098.14, "text": " Overruled"}, {"start": 6108.58, "end": 6115.38, "text": " It's Vega you've always said Vega yeah, but the time for us Vegas so"}, {"start": 6126.14, "end": 6128.14, "text": " 100"}, {"start": 6130.660000000001, "end": 6132.660000000001, "text": " They want you to lock in"}, {"start": 6138.18, "end": 6143.56, "text": " I want to lock in too it's hard it's friggin hard"}, {"start": 6156.14, "end": 6158.14, "text": " Fuckin' hurt."}, {"start": 6171.14, "end": 6173.14, "text": " Ain't no one coming, Judge."}, {"start": 6186.14, "end": 6189.3, "text": " Didn't mean to kick that."}, {"start": 6189.3, "end": 6195.26, "text": " Two guys, I think this guy comes out from behind the cabinet."}, {"start": 6195.26, "end": 6198.14, "text": " What do you wait so long before shooting?"}, {"start": 6198.14, "end": 6212.62, "text": " You'll figure out, buddy."}, {"start": 6212.62, "end": 6213.62, "text": " or not."}, {"start": 6213.62, "end": 6214.62, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 6214.62, "end": 6215.62, "text": " Keycard acquired."}, {"start": 6215.62, "end": 6216.62, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6216.62, "end": 6217.62, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6217.62, "end": 6218.62, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6218.62, "end": 6219.62, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6219.62, "end": 6235.62, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6235.62, "end": 6247.62, "text": " the card acquired"}, {"start": 6247.62, "end": 6249.62, "text": " our way"}, {"start": 6249.62, "end": 6251.62, "text": " I just wanted to report, I didn't want it"}, {"start": 6251.62, "end": 6255.62, "text": " and to keep in touch, she doesn't need to go free back"}, {"start": 6271.62, "end": 6273.62, "text": " breaks your teeth"}, {"start": 6277.62, "end": 6284.62, "text": " Please tell me the mayor is okay. Please believe me, Doc. We have a civilian on custody."}, {"start": 6284.62, "end": 6288.62, "text": " You saved me now."}, {"start": 6288.62, "end": 6308.62, "text": " Okay, the door"}, {"start": 6308.62, "end": 6338.46, "text": " I don't think there's anyone in there."}, {"start": 6338.46, "end": 6339.46, "text": " Let's check, let's check."}, {"start": 6345.06, "end": 6346.06, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 6356.56, "end": 6357.56, "text": " Kick the door."}, {"start": 6368.46, "end": 6375.46, "text": " Oh, there it is."}, {"start": 6375.46, "end": 6382.46, "text": " Oh, there we go."}, {"start": 6382.46, "end": 6394.34, "text": " Got picked last for soccer."}, {"start": 6394.34, "end": 6395.84, "text": " Any affirmations?"}, {"start": 6395.84, "end": 6396.84, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 6396.84, "end": 6409.92, "text": " I just don't know how talented you are at soccer you're a leader of men"}, {"start": 6417.6, "end": 6422.24, "text": " we don't we don't think that long boys"}, {"start": 6426.84, "end": 6449.5, "text": " How many guys on this floor?"}, {"start": 6449.5, "end": 6464.46, "text": " kind of hate to see it. This game is giving me back problems. I sit in a very particular"}, {"start": 6464.46, "end": 6471.46, "text": " position when I play this game, dude, it's fucking my back out, man."}, {"start": 6494.46, "end": 6496.46, "text": " The suspect is here!"}, {"start": 6512.46, "end": 6514.46, "text": " Hmm, weird."}, {"start": 6522.46, "end": 6523.46, "text": " They don't."}, {"start": 6524.46, "end": 6529.46, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6529.46, "end": 6555.46, "text": " I hope this old geyser is worth the trouble."}, {"start": 6555.46, "end": 6563.46, "text": " a"}, {"start": 6563.46, "end": 6565.46, "text": " a"}, {"start": 6565.46, "end": 6567.46, "text": " a"}, {"start": 6567.46, "end": 6569.46, "text": " a"}, {"start": 6569.46, "end": 6571.46, "text": " a"}, {"start": 6571.46, "end": 6573.46, "text": " a"}, {"start": 6573.46, "end": 6575.46, "text": " a"}, {"start": 6575.46, "end": 6577.46, "text": " a"}, {"start": 6577.46, "end": 6579.46, "text": " a"}, {"start": 6579.46, "end": 6581.46, "text": " a"}, {"start": 6581.46, "end": 6583.46, "text": " a"}, {"start": 6583.46, "end": 6585.46, "text": " Not good."}, {"start": 6585.46, "end": 6613.46, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6613.46, "end": 6627.7, "text": " The Valkyrie makes for 7."}, {"start": 6627.7, "end": 6641.86, "text": " And Novak makes for 7."}, {"start": 6641.860000000001, "end": 6646.34, "text": " Give me that wedge back a bit."}, {"start": 6646.34, "end": 6652.26, "text": " Give me that wedge back a bit."}, {"start": 6652.26, "end": 6657.26, "text": " Dash flintlock, thanks for s-"}, {"start": 6657.26, "end": 6662.26, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 6671.860000000001, "end": 6685.34, "text": " Why is my vision shadowy?"}, {"start": 6685.34, "end": 6689.700000000001, "text": " My character's wearing a mask."}, {"start": 6689.7, "end": 6696.7, "text": " So naturally that has to add a vignette."}, {"start": 6696.7, "end": 6706.7, "text": " No, it's not a shin-dai bird, no, no, no."}, {"start": 6706.7, "end": 6712.7, "text": " It's an anti-flashbacking bass."}, {"start": 6712.7, "end": 6719.7, "text": " is very stupid to do this"}, {"start": 6742.7, "end": 6762.7, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 6762.7, "end": 6763.7, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 6763.7, "end": 6764.7, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 6764.7, "end": 6765.7, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 6765.7, "end": 6766.7, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 6766.7, "end": 6767.7, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 6767.7, "end": 6768.7, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 6768.7, "end": 6788.7, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6788.7, "end": 6800.62, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 6800.62, "end": 6808.62, "text": " It was freaking trapped."}, {"start": 6808.62, "end": 6814.62, "text": " We are Giga wounded."}, {"start": 6844.62, "end": 6859.62, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6859.62, "end": 6877.62, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6877.62, "end": 6895.62, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6895.62, "end": 6897.62, "text": " no"}, {"start": 6927.62, "end": 6929.62, "text": " I'm checking"}, {"start": 6947.0599999999995, "end": 6949.0599999999995, "text": " Here are heavily wounded"}, {"start": 6954.94, "end": 6956.94, "text": " Don't open the door"}, {"start": 6957.62, "end": 6966.62, "text": " I can't tell if this is a guy or not."}, {"start": 6966.62, "end": 6969.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6969.62, "end": 6978.62, "text": " I don't see this dude."}, {"start": 6978.62, "end": 7004.9, "text": " It wasn't he moved."}, {"start": 7004.900000000001, "end": 7018.500000000001, "text": " That's two guys."}, {"start": 7018.500000000001, "end": 7027.500000000001, "text": " Three guys."}, {"start": 7087.5, "end": 7098.9, "text": " So, not really much we can do other than... go."}, {"start": 7117.5, "end": 7124.5, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7124.5, "end": 7126.98, "text": " death"}, {"start": 7126.98, "end": 7128.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7128.98, "end": 7130.98, "text": " death"}, {"start": 7130.98, "end": 7134.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7134.98, "end": 7139.98, "text": " death"}, {"start": 7139.98, "end": 7144.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7144.66, "end": 7159.66, "text": " Must be at the top, like, directly above me on the stairs or something?"}, {"start": 7159.66, "end": 7161.66, "text": " I'm just..."}, {"start": 7179.66, "end": 7181.66, "text": " There..."}, {"start": 7181.66, "end": 7184.66, "text": " I'm about to get smoked by one of these roaming guys."}, {"start": 7219.66, "end": 7240.7, "text": " close the door basically one bullet from death"}, {"start": 7240.7, "end": 7247.7, "text": " Washington, the Peloton GL, thanks, man."}, {"start": 7247.7, "end": 7252.7, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 7252.7, "end": 7259.7, "text": " Move there."}, {"start": 7259.7, "end": 7271.3, "text": " fucking doors open"}, {"start": 7271.3, "end": 7273.3, "text": " I'm going to pull out the cannon for you now."}, {"start": 7294.5, "end": 7296.5, "text": " Watching from Samsung fridge."}, {"start": 7296.5, "end": 7298.5, "text": " Suspect is down, breathing."}, {"start": 7298.5, "end": 7299.5, "text": " Noise?"}, {"start": 7299.5, "end": 7302.5, "text": " There's like two guys in the middle."}, {"start": 7315.5, "end": 7318.5, "text": " Oh, nothing really useful to us right now."}, {"start": 7326.5, "end": 7348.5, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7348.5, "end": 7373.5, "text": " I don't think they move when they're posted up like that, but I could be wrong."}, {"start": 7403.5, "end": 7405.5, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 7420.7, "end": 7422.7, "text": " He didn't move"}, {"start": 7433.5, "end": 7440.5, "text": " We've got a dead suspect here."}, {"start": 7463.5, "end": 7470.5, "text": " I don't think there's anyone in here."}, {"start": 7523.5, "end": 7527.5, "text": " It's so quiet now."}, {"start": 7530.5, "end": 7534.5, "text": " What monster likes for a shield?"}, {"start": 7537.5, "end": 7541.5, "text": " I think we get to go upstairs."}, {"start": 7541.5, "end": 7565.5, "text": " I wish I had been counting how many dudes we've killed."}, {"start": 7565.5, "end": 7576.34, "text": " Don't count the bodies."}, {"start": 7576.34, "end": 7587.86, "text": " What's my strategy to get up those stairs?"}, {"start": 7587.860000000001, "end": 7602.22, "text": " Clear inch by inch."}, {"start": 7602.22, "end": 7607.22, "text": " Not really any strategy."}, {"start": 7607.22, "end": 7608.92, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 7615.280000000001, "end": 7616.96, "text": " This is protocol."}, {"start": 7625.4400000000005, "end": 7626.96, "text": " I wanna talk."}, {"start": 7626.96, "end": 7629.06, "text": " The civilian was drained and ready to transport."}, {"start": 7629.06, "end": 7630.0, "text": " . We found something."}, {"start": 7630.0, "end": 7631.52, "text": " A laptop and a frequent e-emitter."}, {"start": 7631.52, "end": 7633.52, "text": " Up there"}, {"start": 7638.040000000001, "end": 7640.64, "text": " There were some goofy guys hanging around the stairs"}, {"start": 7661.52, "end": 7682.52, "text": " I missed!"}, {"start": 7682.52, "end": 7685.42, "text": " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"}, {"start": 7686.22, "end": 7688.820000000001, "text": " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"}, {"start": 7692.320000000001, "end": 7693.52, "text": " I'm fucking mace!"}, {"start": 7693.52, "end": 7698.52, "text": " It seems like the fire alarm lures them out every time though, which is interesting to note."}, {"start": 7703.320000000001, "end": 7704.120000000001, "text": " I think..."}, {"start": 7705.320000000001, "end": 7708.72, "text": " I think the fire alarm being pulled is probably the worst thing that can happen on the level."}, {"start": 7709.320000000001, "end": 7711.120000000001, "text": " When it happens on the first floor..."}, {"start": 7711.12, "end": 7716.12, "text": " It like really scrambles all of the enemies and shit, so..."}, {"start": 7719.12, "end": 7722.12, "text": " That's why I quit that one time, that guard that, uh..."}, {"start": 7722.12, "end": 7727.12, "text": " The jobber guard was gonna get by me because I was getting bodyblocked by Hausters trying to run."}, {"start": 7727.12, "end": 7730.12, "text": " This is like, he was gonna pull the firearm."}, {"start": 7741.88, "end": 7744.48, "text": " Hey, it was 17 out of 24 if we if we kill that"}, {"start": 7747.28, "end": 7749.68, "text": " If we kill a guy coming on the stairs is 18 out of 24"}, {"start": 7750.4, "end": 7755.68, "text": " There's at least four guys in the last room which means there's only two people upstairs that I need to get through before he gets the last room"}, {"start": 7756.92, "end": 7758.92, "text": " normal"}, {"start": 7771.12, "end": 7772.12, "text": " Quick pass."}, {"start": 7773.12, "end": 7774.12, "text": " Two plus two is full."}, {"start": 7781.12, "end": 7782.12, "text": " Two plus two is full."}, {"start": 7791.12, "end": 7792.12, "text": " Wrong."}, {"start": 7795.12, "end": 7796.12, "text": " We'll let it go."}, {"start": 7801.12, "end": 7831.0, "text": " I had my gun out though."}, {"start": 7831.0, "end": 7838.64, "text": " should have respected that. Which I named my Tomodachi Island. Well, I feel like it"}, {"start": 7838.64, "end": 7844.64, "text": " can't be Epstein related. I feel like that's probably, like, a bit of play-down at this"}, {"start": 7844.64, "end": 7845.64, "text": " point."}, {"start": 7845.64, "end": 7860.64, "text": " Like, I bet if they ran some, uh, some metrics or whatever, dude."}, {"start": 7860.64, "end": 7871.08, "text": " In America, what is the percentage of Tomodachi Islands that are named like Epstein-related"}, {"start": 7871.08, "end": 7872.08, "text": " things?"}, {"start": 7872.08, "end": 7885.76, "text": " Mermi, Mermi, I bet it's a lot."}, {"start": 7885.76, "end": 7899.42, "text": " Here's what it's called, Car Battery Destination Station."}, {"start": 7899.42, "end": 7906.42, "text": " I expect no less car batteries into ocean."}, {"start": 7910.38, "end": 7912.54, "text": " Tomodachi."}, {"start": 7912.54, "end": 7919.54, "text": " No, it's Tomodachi. Sorry."}, {"start": 7959.42, "end": 7962.26, "text": " What am I going to do to celebrate when I beat this?"}, {"start": 7964.76, "end": 7967.06, "text": " Oh, I'll probably react pretty hard."}, {"start": 7967.06, "end": 7969.06, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 7974.3, "end": 7977.3, "text": " Probably get some good reactions."}, {"start": 7981.18, "end": 7983.18, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 7983.18, "end": 8003.18, "text": " I'm pulling my wand out, nobody die, die dude."}, {"start": 8003.18, "end": 8010.18, "text": " Don't shoot me."}, {"start": 8010.18, "end": 8017.18, "text": " I don't even know if I got cover."}, {"start": 8017.18, "end": 8019.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8043.58, "end": 8045.58, "text": " What are those got go"}, {"start": 8047.18, "end": 8057.1, "text": " Okay, I demonstrated reaction demo for us, go!"}, {"start": 8057.1, "end": 8058.860000000001, "text": " Let's go, chat!"}, {"start": 8058.860000000001, "end": 8059.860000000001, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 8059.860000000001, "end": 8060.860000000001, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 8060.860000000001, "end": 8061.860000000001, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 8061.860000000001, "end": 8062.860000000001, "text": " Is that tough?"}, {"start": 8062.860000000001, "end": 8063.860000000001, "text": " Plus aura?"}, {"start": 8063.860000000001, "end": 8068.860000000001, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 8068.860000000001, "end": 8071.860000000001, "text": " Is that tough?"}, {"start": 8071.860000000001, "end": 8076.860000000001, "text": " Plus aura?"}, {"start": 8076.860000000001, "end": 8087.860000000001, "text": " No clue where this guy went by the way."}, {"start": 8087.860000000001, "end": 8100.860000000001, "text": " Honestly, that gave me chills. Sorry, I forgot to put the chills warning. Chills alert! Chills alert!"}, {"start": 8100.860000000001, "end": 8112.860000000001, "text": " Oh, he's not in here. That's good."}, {"start": 8112.860000000001, "end": 8124.200000000001, "text": " Where's your rifle what the fuck"}, {"start": 8124.200000000001, "end": 8135.160000000001, "text": " Oh let's go let's go let's go let's go"}, {"start": 8135.16, "end": 8149.12, "text": " chat let's go chat where's this dude's right black"}, {"start": 8154.4, "end": 8157.4, "text": " go"}, {"start": 8161.36, "end": 8164.36, "text": " hold on"}, {"start": 8165.16, "end": 8167.16, "text": " Where did this gag go?"}, {"start": 8169.16, "end": 8170.16, "text": " He gone."}, {"start": 8172.16, "end": 8173.16, "text": " Underneath him?"}, {"start": 8179.16, "end": 8180.16, "text": " Shut up, bitch."}, {"start": 8195.16, "end": 8216.52, "text": " Clever spot. Never would have expected."}, {"start": 8216.52, "end": 8220.6, "text": " There's his rifle. You're actually right, I didn't even think of that. It's because"}, {"start": 8220.6, "end": 8224.48, "text": " I thought the other guy was just like a normal military guy but no, the job regard picked"}, {"start": 8224.48, "end": 8230.08, "text": " up that dude's rifle and ran away. We're now into things for some of the"}, {"start": 8230.08, "end": 8232.84, "text": " storm addicts of it."}, {"start": 8235.52, "end": 8241.359999999999, "text": " I didn't leave the CCTV unattended. Surprised they haven't cut the feet. Eyes on"}, {"start": 8241.359999999999, "end": 8246.92, "text": " CCTV access point. The interface appears clean."}, {"start": 8247.439999999999, "end": 8253.84, "text": " Please when I get a piss so bad. Alright. This is the one. You might have to"}, {"start": 8253.84, "end": 8254.84, "text": " Pissed yourself, though."}, {"start": 8259.68, "end": 8261.68, "text": " I'll ask Mark Crow and Dylan if there's anything else?"}, {"start": 8278.52, "end": 8280.52, "text": " Does that guy ever fucking leave?"}, {"start": 8283.84, "end": 8298.36, "text": " I hate you ma'am."}, {"start": 8298.36, "end": 8302.84, "text": " Play some crazy frog."}, {"start": 8302.84, "end": 8303.84, "text": " Ding ding."}, {"start": 8303.84, "end": 8313.84, "text": " I'm going to get you out of here."}, {"start": 8313.84, "end": 8323.84, "text": " I'm going to get you out of here."}, {"start": 8323.84, "end": 8339.84, "text": " Not good. Not good. Oh, he's running back."}, {"start": 8339.84, "end": 8344.84, "text": " Oh, that's a lot of ammo down."}, {"start": 8344.84, "end": 8349.84, "text": " Ow, ow!"}, {"start": 8349.84, "end": 8357.84, "text": " Why waste any time getting civs and guns when you'll probably die a new one?"}, {"start": 8357.84, "end": 8364.84, "text": " You know, someone asked me that question earlier today and I got really mad."}, {"start": 8364.84, "end": 8368.84, "text": " but I won't get mad at you."}, {"start": 8368.84, "end": 8374.84, "text": " Instead, I will calmly explain"}, {"start": 8374.84, "end": 8382.84, "text": " that it is the difference between a 100% run and an any% run in speedrunning."}, {"start": 8382.84, "end": 8385.84, "text": " Do you know that? Do you know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 8394.84, "end": 8397.44, "text": " Are they hated speedrunning?"}, {"start": 8397.44, "end": 8402.04, "text": " Yeah, I like to make shit up too, what's up, guys?"}, {"start": 8402.04, "end": 8406.44, "text": " Just making stuff up today."}, {"start": 8406.44, "end": 8409.44, "text": " BAM!"}, {"start": 8409.44, "end": 8420.04, "text": " Speedruns typically involve completing the level?"}, {"start": 8420.04, "end": 8424.24, "text": " Yeah, speedruns are famously completing every level in every run."}, {"start": 8424.24, "end": 8427.24, "text": " Yeah, I'm stupid as fuck. What's up, dude? Hey."}, {"start": 8431.24, "end": 8433.24, "text": " What's up, dude?"}, {"start": 8439.24, "end": 8443.24, "text": " Speeder on something, then? I mean, I kinda am right now. Am I doing it well? No, no."}, {"start": 8445.24, "end": 8449.24, "text": " Have I even completed it once? No, no, no, no. Are we going fast? Yes."}, {"start": 8449.24, "end": 8453.82, "text": " Any more questions?"}, {"start": 8453.82, "end": 8456.24, "text": " Just kidding, I'm not going to read them, so..."}, {"start": 8456.24, "end": 8459.24, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 8459.24, "end": 8475.24, "text": " I don't think there's anyone in here!"}, {"start": 8475.24, "end": 8489.32, "text": " What I have for breakfast 8 days ago?"}, {"start": 8489.32, "end": 8490.32, "text": " Dick?"}, {"start": 8490.32, "end": 8491.32, "text": " Dick?"}, {"start": 8491.32, "end": 8498.32, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8498.32, "end": 8507.32, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8507.32, "end": 8509.32, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8509.32, "end": 8513.32, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8513.32, "end": 8516.32, "text": " two boys"}, {"start": 8516.32, "end": 8523.32, "text": " One."}, {"start": 8523.32, "end": 8527.32, "text": " One."}, {"start": 8527.32, "end": 8535.32, "text": " We got one thing."}, {"start": 8535.32, "end": 8541.32, "text": " Hard true solo record is 151 seconds."}, {"start": 8541.32, "end": 8544.32, "text": " So no the fuck you are not."}, {"start": 8544.32, "end": 8549.36, "text": " Wow, that guy killed everyone and secured all the evidence in two minutes."}, {"start": 8549.36, "end": 8553.56, "text": " That's crazy, man."}, {"start": 8553.56, "end": 8555.44, "text": " Me when I try to own the streamer?"}, {"start": 8555.44, "end": 8557.56, "text": " Yeah, I think I'm..."}, {"start": 8557.56, "end": 8560.44, "text": " When are we gonna type some stupid ass shit?"}, {"start": 8560.44, "end": 8565.4, "text": " Yeah, when are we gonna type some stupid fucking shit right now?"}, {"start": 8565.4, "end": 8567.44, "text": " Dude, I literally said 100%."}, {"start": 8567.44, "end": 8568.44, "text": " 100%."}, {"start": 8568.44, "end": 8570.44, "text": " 100%"}, {"start": 8574.640000000001, "end": 8580.16, "text": " You got own chatter take the L dude just take the L and shut up dude just take the L and shut up"}, {"start": 8584.880000000001, "end": 8589.800000000001, "text": " Just take the L and shut up dude, okay, have a seat like this"}, {"start": 8595.04, "end": 8597.04, "text": " Me or me or me oh"}, {"start": 8598.44, "end": 8625.0, "text": " Watch my back, disarming."}, {"start": 8625.0, "end": 8627.800000000001, "text": " When I finished this level I was able to go back and secure all the evidence before the"}, {"start": 8627.8, "end": 8650.679999999998, "text": " mission ended? That's cool, man. How many more? Real and true? Okay, well, we're finally"}, {"start": 8650.679999999998, "end": 8656.279999999999, "text": " missed one, you know what I mean? I'm gonna mentally remember where every piece of gun"}, {"start": 8656.28, "end": 8658.400000000001, "text": " got scattered ever blowing someone's brains out."}, {"start": 8665.16, "end": 8668.880000000001, "text": " There's a lot of talking going on specifically in my direction."}, {"start": 8686.28, "end": 8697.16, "text": " So you didn't want any mode only?"}, {"start": 8697.16, "end": 8702.960000000001, "text": " It's literally just like the usual suspects that are trying to piss me off right now."}, {"start": 8702.960000000001, "end": 8703.960000000001, "text": " It's not gonna work."}, {"start": 8703.960000000001, "end": 8708.560000000001, "text": " You're getting ignored, by the way."}, {"start": 8708.560000000001, "end": 8711.0, "text": " I will not be reading your shit."}, {"start": 8711.0, "end": 8736.0, "text": " else we're good dapps you will do do do no one"}, {"start": 8741.0, "end": 8743.0, "text": " That's cool point man"}, {"start": 8751.2, "end": 8753.2, "text": " I can't remember if we activate our key card"}, {"start": 8753.2, "end": 8758.300000000001, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 8758.300000000001, "end": 8762.800000000001, "text": " I should be able to come back down."}, {"start": 8762.800000000001, "end": 8766.980000000001, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 8766.980000000001, "end": 8773.240000000002, "text": " Finally, I only zipped out your leg and stand up."}, {"start": 8773.240000000002, "end": 8778.36, "text": " Oh, I've got the fucking ledge."}, {"start": 8778.36, "end": 8800.28, "text": " I'm gonna play Heroes of my Magic next week."}, {"start": 8800.28, "end": 8804.28, "text": " Which one?"}, {"start": 8804.28, "end": 8806.28, "text": " Die in Naserothic's Forgifting?"}, {"start": 8806.28, "end": 8808.28, "text": " Mokami Eegi, this was a..."}, {"start": 8809.28, "end": 8811.28, "text": " The new one. Hmm, I see."}, {"start": 8815.28, "end": 8817.28, "text": " Gonna have to sell me a little hard man."}, {"start": 8819.28, "end": 8821.28, "text": " Olden Age?"}, {"start": 8823.28, "end": 8825.28, "text": " Is it Epic or Cringe?"}, {"start": 8825.28, "end": 8827.28, "text": " I just wish they would remake..."}, {"start": 8827.28, "end": 8829.28, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 8829.28, "end": 8832.28, "text": " Because I really like the graphics in Three."}, {"start": 8834.28, "end": 8850.2, "text": " I got him pretty sure there's a third guy that shot at me just now though"}, {"start": 8850.2, "end": 8877.2, "text": " They seem freeze, he froze and bled."}, {"start": 8877.2, "end": 8891.2, "text": " Oh, he's afraid."}, {"start": 8891.2, "end": 8898.6, "text": " Oh there reminds me of three."}, {"start": 8898.6, "end": 8903.44, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 8903.44, "end": 8928.800000000001, "text": " so good. Holy guacamole, dude."}, {"start": 8928.800000000001, "end": 8955.580000000002, "text": " play three. It's so good. Three so good. Whatever happened to NPC streamers, dude? Yum, yum,"}, {"start": 8955.58, "end": 8956.42, "text": " Yum yum."}, {"start": 8957.42, "end": 8958.38, "text": " They still there."}, {"start": 8959.74, "end": 8960.78, "text": " I don't believe you."}, {"start": 8963.26, "end": 8965.58, "text": " Lost their jobs to AI."}, {"start": 8967.539999999999, "end": 8971.7, "text": " Truly the most saddening AI job loss incident."}, {"start": 8974.7, "end": 8975.539999999999, "text": " Get up."}, {"start": 8978.86, "end": 8980.1, "text": " We're not here for you."}, {"start": 8981.22, "end": 8982.539999999999, "text": " Refuse the presumpt-"}, {"start": 8985.58, "end": 8988.12, "text": " I'm just gonna end the custody and ready for transport."}, {"start": 8991.34, "end": 8993.72, "text": " Marvel Reese the New York football giants?"}, {"start": 8993.72, "end": 8994.88, "text": " That's awesome, man."}, {"start": 8998.16, "end": 8999.16, "text": " That is cool."}, {"start": 9000.44, "end": 9002.94, "text": " Please give me more updates on your favorite sport."}, {"start": 9006.44, "end": 9007.86, "text": " There are two guys in here."}, {"start": 9007.86, "end": 9009.4, "text": " I cannot hit this guy."}, {"start": 9015.58, "end": 9028.38, "text": " We could go for the Raptors are losing."}, {"start": 9028.38, "end": 9029.38, "text": " Oh, that sucks, man."}, {"start": 9029.38, "end": 9030.38, "text": " That really sucks."}, {"start": 9030.38, "end": 9042.38, "text": " Actually, I might be able to get this guy."}, {"start": 9042.380000000001, "end": 9068.52, "text": " day well sorry ma'am"}, {"start": 9068.52, "end": 9071.6, "text": " Please act interested?"}, {"start": 9071.6, "end": 9072.6, "text": " I can't, dude."}, {"start": 9072.6, "end": 9080.28, "text": " I don't watch sports, man!"}, {"start": 9080.28, "end": 9093.720000000001, "text": " Not because I'm..."}, {"start": 9093.720000000001, "end": 9094.720000000001, "text": " Got straight."}, {"start": 9094.720000000001, "end": 9096.640000000001, "text": " Unfucking believable, dude."}, {"start": 9096.64, "end": 9111.359999999999, "text": " Then he went to the right and then to the left."}, {"start": 9111.359999999999, "end": 9121.599999999999, "text": " There's no telling where this guy is, I'm gonna be honest."}, {"start": 9121.6, "end": 9122.6, "text": " Forge."}, {"start": 9129.6, "end": 9133.6, "text": " If I clear this guy on the left, he's gonna repeat me and just execute me, dude."}, {"start": 9133.6, "end": 9134.6, "text": " It's so fucked up."}, {"start": 9151.6, "end": 9172.28, "text": " Well, guess I gave it."}, {"start": 9172.28, "end": 9173.28, "text": " Keep turning around."}, {"start": 9173.28, "end": 9181.56, "text": " Bro, I'm not winning a gunfight with these, the perfectly accurate strafing guys, but"}, {"start": 9181.56, "end": 9185.06, "text": " Even if I'm looking directly at that motherfucker when he starts doing it, bro, I'm getting"}, {"start": 9185.06, "end": 9186.06, "text": " railed and I'm dying."}, {"start": 9186.06, "end": 9188.06, "text": " It's just the way that it is."}, {"start": 9193.06, "end": 9195.06, "text": " That's the strength man."}, {"start": 9211.56, "end": 9214.279999999999, "text": " I think I have one more wedge"}, {"start": 9241.56, "end": 9243.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9255.48, "end": 9257.48, "text": " Mama Mia"}, {"start": 9259.56, "end": 9262.76, "text": " We think of arsenal bottling the league to man city"}, {"start": 9262.76, "end": 9270.76, "text": " Oh, what'd I go? I think we should go out for some, some fishing and some jibbys."}, {"start": 9270.76, "end": 9274.76, "text": " Talk about it now with some, some Kerry covered frog jibbys."}, {"start": 9274.76, "end": 9278.76, "text": " Fuck you! Stop talking to me!"}, {"start": 9278.76, "end": 9295.76, "text": " The most British song in the world."}, {"start": 9295.76, "end": 9313.16, "text": " This isn't British."}, {"start": 9325.76, "end": 9336.44, "text": " at moon moon you got to use your teammates as bait"}, {"start": 9366.44, "end": 9395.24, "text": " and get a uh a chase scran lad chip buddy did you have to read that book where the dude"}, {"start": 9395.24, "end": 9401.68, "text": " fuses fingers together with Silver City British book. No."}, {"start": 9407.68, "end": 9410.68, "text": " Tuna chunks a gig of health exhibit. Hello!"}, {"start": 9425.24, "end": 9440.76, "text": " I think you'll get a two-man against shout-out today no, but don't not try"}, {"start": 9455.24, "end": 9459.24, "text": " We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport."}, {"start": 9459.24, "end": 9461.24, "text": " Change of sport, right in front of you."}, {"start": 9461.24, "end": 9463.24, "text": " No, I can't."}, {"start": 9471.24, "end": 9474.24, "text": " Hooligan's son or slag daughter?"}, {"start": 9477.24, "end": 9478.24, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 9485.24, "end": 9515.039999999999, "text": " It's like I'm hearing voices from in here."}, {"start": 9515.04, "end": 9516.04, "text": " How is that possible?"}, {"start": 9521.04, "end": 9523.04, "text": " Money, money, money!"}, {"start": 9526.04, "end": 9529.04, "text": " Loja, loja, money! That's how it goes around."}, {"start": 9532.04, "end": 9536.04, "text": " Enduratizing for substances if you read this, you are gay. Got it."}, {"start": 9538.04, "end": 9540.04, "text": " Any percent gay speedrun?"}, {"start": 9545.04, "end": 9558.460000000001, "text": " I was like yes the room's clear no man"}, {"start": 9558.460000000001, "end": 9564.060000000001, "text": " Was not clear"}, {"start": 9572.54, "end": 9574.54, "text": " No geloja money"}, {"start": 9576.300000000001, "end": 9578.300000000001, "text": " Whoop it out"}, {"start": 9580.54, "end": 9584.94, "text": " It's like I have like 10 seconds I swear to God my mentally did not see that guy"}, {"start": 9584.94, "end": 9595.78, "text": " It's my favorite food of all time, probably pizza man, I know that's kind of basic"}, {"start": 9595.78, "end": 9599.7, "text": " And I heard to be the good pizza"}, {"start": 9612.380000000001, "end": 9614.380000000001, "text": " What toppings"}, {"start": 9617.980000000001, "end": 9619.980000000001, "text": " These are tell you which toppings I don't like"}, {"start": 9625.78, "end": 9632.62, "text": " Word is nice yeah I don't like I don't like when they got like chunks of tomato"}, {"start": 9632.62, "end": 9644.140000000001, "text": " on pizza I don't like onions on pizza I don't like mushrooms on pizza I like"}, {"start": 9644.140000000001, "end": 9649.78, "text": " olives on pizza sometimes I don't like pineapples"}, {"start": 9655.78, "end": 9673.54, "text": " If I went to a place with like fresh mushrooms, I would probably, I'd probably be honest,"}, {"start": 9673.54, "end": 9675.54, "text": " Because I do like mushrooms."}, {"start": 9682.54, "end": 9683.54, "text": " Painful."}, {"start": 9685.54, "end": 9689.54, "text": " Well, like, when you think of mushrooms from, like, a fast food pizza place, dude,"}, {"start": 9689.54, "end": 9695.54, "text": " that shit is, like, canned and it's just kind of gross, kind of floppy."}, {"start": 9696.54, "end": 9697.54, "text": " Kind of like..."}, {"start": 9697.54, "end": 9704.54, "text": " Your local pizza place makes the mushrooms crunchy."}, {"start": 9704.54, "end": 9707.54, "text": " Yeah, that would be good."}, {"start": 9707.54, "end": 9714.54, "text": " I have to cut you for our safety."}, {"start": 9714.54, "end": 9719.54, "text": " Thank you, God, we have a civilian in custody."}, {"start": 9719.54, "end": 9722.54, "text": " Meow meow meow meow meow."}, {"start": 9722.54, "end": 9726.78, "text": " Like the grilled mushrooms with butter and peppers? Yeah I'm sure that shit I'm"}, {"start": 9726.78, "end": 9735.86, "text": " sure that shit good. Okay are you done moving? We're doing a risky peek."}, {"start": 9736.460000000001, "end": 9742.34, "text": " That's okay. We're pretty wounded. We were a little too far to the right when we"}, {"start": 9742.34, "end": 9761.06, "text": " open the door yeah definitely definitely pizza I like I like a New York style a"}, {"start": 9761.06, "end": 9765.68, "text": " good New York style pepperoni pizza a little bit of Parmesan some red pepper"}, {"start": 9765.68, "end": 9766.68, "text": " flakes dude."}, {"start": 9766.68, "end": 9767.68, "text": " Ohhhh!"}, {"start": 9767.68, "end": 9768.68, "text": " Ohhhh!"}, {"start": 9768.68, "end": 9769.68, "text": " Just pepperoni though?"}, {"start": 9769.68, "end": 9772.68, "text": " If you're in peace with more than two ingredients you're kind of just like..."}, {"start": 9772.68, "end": 9775.68, "text": " He's kind of overdoing it."}, {"start": 9775.68, "end": 9777.68, "text": " Hi, I'm out."}, {"start": 9777.68, "end": 9780.68, "text": " Hey, I'm out."}, {"start": 9780.68, "end": 9781.68, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 9781.68, "end": 9782.68, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 9782.68, "end": 9783.68, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 9783.68, "end": 9784.68, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 9784.68, "end": 9785.68, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 9785.68, "end": 9786.68, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 9786.68, "end": 9787.68, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 9787.68, "end": 9788.68, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 9788.68, "end": 9789.68, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 9789.68, "end": 9790.68, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 9790.68, "end": 9791.68, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 9791.68, "end": 9792.68, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 9792.68, "end": 9793.68, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 9793.68, "end": 9794.68, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 9794.68, "end": 9806.48, "text": " That's too much shit."}, {"start": 9806.48, "end": 9815.4, "text": " I feel that way about a lot of things, though, I don't like it when my hamburger is too big"}, {"start": 9815.4, "end": 9821.68, "text": " for me to like take a full bite out of it, I don't know, or if it's like inconvenient."}, {"start": 9821.68, "end": 9823.68, "text": " Barbecue chicken pizza?"}, {"start": 9823.68, "end": 9828.68, "text": " I mean, that's like a fast food invention and I'm sure it's fucking disgusting, I've never had it personally, but..."}, {"start": 9828.68, "end": 9835.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9835.68, "end": 9837.68, "text": " a"}, {"start": 9837.68, "end": 9839.68, "text": " a"}, {"start": 9839.68, "end": 9844.68, "text": " a"}, {"start": 9844.68, "end": 9849.68, "text": " a"}, {"start": 9849.68, "end": 9851.68, "text": " I miss."}, {"start": 9862.68, "end": 9870.68, "text": " Yeah, I like spicy pizza. I've had pizza where the sauce is made like deliberately spicy. That's just so good. Oh my god."}, {"start": 9871.68, "end": 9873.68, "text": " Oh my god, spicy tomato sauce."}, {"start": 9879.68, "end": 9888.68, "text": " You ever had a calzone? Of course. That's, that's Pizzo 101. I don't really like calzone."}, {"start": 9892.68, "end": 9894.68, "text": " Security device."}, {"start": 9894.68, "end": 9896.68, "text": " Bowie, nice reception."}, {"start": 9899.68, "end": 9901.68, "text": " It might be too much bread."}, {"start": 9904.68, "end": 9906.68, "text": " For me."}, {"start": 9906.68, "end": 9915.64, "text": " Stop distracting me with pizza."}, {"start": 9915.64, "end": 9916.64, "text": " You love bread though?"}, {"start": 9916.64, "end": 9926.24, "text": " Yeah, which is pretty tellin'."}, {"start": 9926.24, "end": 9929.76, "text": " Chocolate glaze donut DQ Blizzard?"}, {"start": 9929.76, "end": 9932.44, "text": " Uh, I like the Oreo one."}, {"start": 9932.44, "end": 9934.24, "text": " I'm kind of a basic bitch, man."}, {"start": 9934.24, "end": 9951.32, "text": " to be honest. Where is this guy? This guy is right here. Reveal"}, {"start": 9951.32, "end": 9973.66, "text": " myself. Okay. I hit G to throw my grenade, right? And then I let go of it briefly for"}, {"start": 9973.66, "end": 9978.66, "text": " Like literally a split second, like, did it, like that?"}, {"start": 9980.18, "end": 9983.36, "text": " If you do that, your grenade gets thrown every time."}, {"start": 9983.36, "end": 9984.3, "text": " Every time."}, {"start": 9986.22, "end": 9987.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9992.9, "end": 9995.9, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 9995.9, "end": 9997.78, "text": " Surprised they haven't cut the feet."}, {"start": 9997.78, "end": 9999.619999999999, "text": " Get eyes on the building from here."}, {"start": 10003.66, "end": 10008.94, "text": " It's my biggest pet peeve."}, {"start": 10008.94, "end": 10015.5, "text": " Uh, people who talk over other people."}, {"start": 10015.5, "end": 10024.34, "text": " It's my biggest pet peeve, to be honest."}, {"start": 10024.34, "end": 10027.74, "text": " I think that's why it's hard for me to talk when I hear voices in games."}, {"start": 10027.74, "end": 10029.74, "text": " Now that I have the gun."}, {"start": 10040.46, "end": 10043.1, "text": " Your new boss is a Serial Sentence Finisher?"}, {"start": 10043.88, "end": 10044.84, "text": " I'm sorry, man."}, {"start": 10048.34, "end": 10050.34, "text": " That has to be infuriating."}, {"start": 10050.34, "end": 10056.98, "text": " come out slowly it cherry on top of like the person who interrupted and someone"}, {"start": 10056.98, "end": 10061.460000000001, "text": " else doesn't like say what were you saying insert person here like they"}, {"start": 10061.460000000001, "end": 10065.26, "text": " just say their thing and then like there's like no awareness that someone"}, {"start": 10065.26, "end": 10067.9, "text": " else was talking"}, {"start": 10067.9, "end": 10075.9, "text": " Not good. Don't open the door. Don't open the door."}, {"start": 10075.9, "end": 10083.9, "text": " Beep beep beep beep beep. Fuck."}, {"start": 10083.9, "end": 10090.9, "text": " I ate Jersey mice for the first time in my life today, as exactly as Mid is expected."}, {"start": 10090.9, "end": 10098.699999999999, "text": " Okay, what'd you get though?"}, {"start": 10098.699999999999, "end": 10104.74, "text": " What'd you get though?"}, {"start": 10104.74, "end": 10115.64, "text": " And how did you get it?"}, {"start": 10115.64, "end": 10119.039999999999, "text": " The chicken-cheese-take thing like the cold-special take-out."}, {"start": 10121.439999999999, "end": 10121.939999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10127.64, "end": 10128.74, "text": " I'm not gonna judge you."}, {"start": 10128.74, "end": 10130.24, "text": " Okay, Chad is gonna judge you."}, {"start": 10130.24, "end": 10131.539999999999, "text": " All right, let's be clear."}, {"start": 10133.039999999999, "end": 10133.939999999999, "text": " I'm not judging."}, {"start": 10135.84, "end": 10137.039999999999, "text": " Go back one time."}, {"start": 10137.24, "end": 10139.24, "text": " Get the- get the number five."}, {"start": 10141.24, "end": 10142.14, "text": " Mike's way."}, {"start": 10142.439999999999, "end": 10142.939999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10142.94, "end": 10149.94, "text": " All right, buddy."}, {"start": 10149.94, "end": 10156.94, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 10156.94, "end": 10163.94, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 10163.94, "end": 10165.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10193.94, "end": 10215.460000000001, "text": " He's right to my right, I think."}, {"start": 10215.460000000001, "end": 10217.460000000001, "text": " Who else is getting pulled?"}, {"start": 10229.740000000002, "end": 10231.740000000002, "text": " Where were they stacking?"}, {"start": 10231.740000000002, "end": 10232.740000000002, "text": " I thought..."}, {"start": 10234.34, "end": 10236.34, "text": " They're on the other side of the door, just like..."}, {"start": 10240.42, "end": 10242.42, "text": " Number 44 and number 8 rate that."}, {"start": 10242.42, "end": 10245.42, "text": " I've only ever gotten a number five at Jersey Might."}, {"start": 10254.22, "end": 10255.82, "text": " Any meal?"}, {"start": 10256.72, "end": 10261.92, "text": " I had the Jolly Bee X Final Fantasy XIV meal for the in-game emote and my god that shit is mid."}, {"start": 10263.12, "end": 10264.92, "text": " What the fuck is Jolly Bee?"}, {"start": 10266.22, "end": 10268.42, "text": " Isn't that like a Korean restaurant or some shit?"}, {"start": 10272.42, "end": 10275.42, "text": " Filipino? Oh!"}, {"start": 10280.42, "end": 10282.42, "text": " Where you going, buddy?"}, {"start": 10290.42, "end": 10293.42, "text": " Big sorry, man. Big sorry."}, {"start": 10293.42, "end": 10301.7, "text": " What chips do you get, why is it spicy dill?"}, {"start": 10301.7, "end": 10308.42, "text": " Your spicy dill chips might actually be the best chips."}, {"start": 10308.42, "end": 10311.92, "text": " Truly."}, {"start": 10311.92, "end": 10315.28, "text": " Does Jollibee have a pan-slip?"}, {"start": 10315.28, "end": 10319.16, "text": " Does Jollibee like, Panda Express equivalent?"}, {"start": 10319.16, "end": 10320.16, "text": " Or what?"}, {"start": 10328.16, "end": 10329.16, "text": " It's like KFC."}, {"start": 10329.16, "end": 10331.16, "text": " I mean, in terms of like, food."}, {"start": 10331.16, "end": 10332.16, "text": " That's my ball!"}, {"start": 10332.16, "end": 10333.16, "text": " I knew there was got pizza the whole way!"}, {"start": 10333.16, "end": 10334.16, "text": " I knew they were there, dude."}, {"start": 10334.16, "end": 10335.16, "text": " Exactly, it's KFC."}, {"start": 10335.16, "end": 10336.44, "text": " Oh, wait!"}, {"start": 10336.44, "end": 10338.44, "text": " I knew they were there, dude!"}, {"start": 10339.72, "end": 10341.72, "text": " Ooooooh!"}, {"start": 10342.92, "end": 10344.92, "text": " Exactly, it's KFC."}, {"start": 10351.0, "end": 10355.64, "text": " Right, I had some Popeye's mashed potatoes and gravy like a month ago or some shit, dude."}, {"start": 10355.64, "end": 10360.6, "text": " I swear to God, that shit was straight up like cafeteria food, tier, dude."}, {"start": 10360.6, "end": 10372.16, "text": " American school system cafeteria tier food dude."}, {"start": 10372.16, "end": 10383.28, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 10383.28, "end": 10385.28, "text": " Nothing tastes good anymore man."}, {"start": 10385.28, "end": 10388.28, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 10388.28, "end": 10390.28, "text": " Surprise them and cut the feed."}, {"start": 10390.28, "end": 10392.28, "text": " To watch the watchers."}, {"start": 10394.28, "end": 10397.28, "text": " You gotta cook your own food if it's like that for you, bro."}, {"start": 10399.28, "end": 10400.28, "text": " It's not hard."}, {"start": 10407.28, "end": 10408.28, "text": " I'll tell you what."}, {"start": 10412.28, "end": 10414.28, "text": " You could feel that way because you're sad."}, {"start": 10415.28, "end": 10438.24, "text": " like depressed but if you're not depressed maybe you just need to try new food dude you"}, {"start": 10438.24, "end": 10458.28, "text": " have to understand eating and enjoying food is like equivalent it's equivalent to getting"}, {"start": 10458.28, "end": 10461.28, "text": " a good night's sleep in terms of like emporers."}, {"start": 10461.28, "end": 10463.28, "text": " Stay down and turn around."}, {"start": 10465.28, "end": 10467.28, "text": " Stay down."}, {"start": 10468.28, "end": 10470.28, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 10471.28, "end": 10475.28, "text": " Elephant talk. Suspect is in our custody. Requesting transport."}, {"start": 10477.28, "end": 10479.28, "text": " You gotta..."}, {"start": 10480.28, "end": 10484.28, "text": " If you don't enjoy eating, or you're not like enjoying what you're eating..."}, {"start": 10484.28, "end": 10494.28, "text": " I think that's a problem, an L problemo, even."}, {"start": 10494.28, "end": 10499.880000000001, "text": " Udi Udi, this is your six hundredth try."}, {"start": 10499.880000000001, "end": 10507.880000000001, "text": " Oh, let's win."}, {"start": 10507.880000000001, "end": 10527.880000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10527.880000000001, "end": 10532.880000000001, "text": " stop talking to us"}, {"start": 10532.880000000001, "end": 10539.04, "text": " We only enjoy Jersey Mike's number five"}, {"start": 10544.880000000001, "end": 10546.880000000001, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 10548.76, "end": 10550.76, "text": " That's big problem"}, {"start": 10562.880000000001, "end": 10576.320000000002, "text": " I've been eating four-year-old MREs for the past year, cheap and easy, cost approximately"}, {"start": 10576.32, "end": 10578.32, "text": " 3.20 per male."}, {"start": 10589.32, "end": 10591.32, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10606.32, "end": 10610.279999999999, "text": " Make sure you can swing..."}, {"start": 10610.279999999999, "end": 10615.72, "text": " I don't know anymore actual animat-"}, {"start": 10615.72, "end": 10618.0, "text": " I'm a reporter."}, {"start": 10618.0, "end": 10623.76, "text": " Whenever I'm asking something to get out there, I can do it, okay?"}, {"start": 10623.76, "end": 10629.56, "text": " I think it's on number five, it's just a regular sub."}, {"start": 10629.56, "end": 10634.4, "text": " It's good compared to dog water like Subway but not as good as quality local place."}, {"start": 10634.4, "end": 10635.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10635.4, "end": 10638.4, "text": " No one, no one disagrees with you."}, {"start": 10643.4, "end": 10649.4, "text": " My project Zomboid character Doctor Baseball just died, can I get a pen nod?"}, {"start": 10650.4, "end": 10652.4, "text": " No, however I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10655.4, "end": 10658.4, "text": " Rest in peace Doctor Baseball, basketball."}, {"start": 10658.4, "end": 10668.88, "text": " You're gonna stop talking to me."}, {"start": 10668.88, "end": 10672.16, "text": " I can feel that I haven't locked in dude."}, {"start": 10672.16, "end": 10674.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10677.32, "end": 10679.32, "text": " Text six for seven"}, {"start": 10691.68, "end": 10693.68, "text": " I got a lock-in dude"}, {"start": 10732.16, "end": 10742.16, "text": " I'm doing what you said!"}, {"start": 10742.16, "end": 10743.16, "text": " Head to the exit."}, {"start": 10743.16, "end": 10752.16, "text": " Opposite the window, go to the exit, stay quiet, and stay low."}, {"start": 10752.16, "end": 10753.16, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 10753.16, "end": 10780.16, "text": " He's gonna blow the alarm."}, {"start": 10780.16, "end": 10801.0, "text": " Unfortunately."}, {"start": 10801.0, "end": 10803.0, "text": " I'll see you, thanks for 7."}, {"start": 10819.48, "end": 10821.48, "text": " I wonder if I even hit that guy the first time."}, {"start": 10831.0, "end": 10836.0, "text": " They're moving around, Dave. This is a disaster."}, {"start": 10836.0, "end": 10841.0, "text": " Coley, thanks for 100 months."}, {"start": 10849.0, "end": 10851.0, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10851.0, "end": 10856.0, "text": " Watch my back. He's on me."}, {"start": 10861.0, "end": 10882.88, "text": " The alarm just fucks me dude. I gotta piss. I'll be right back."}, {"start": 10891.0, "end": 10914.0, "text": " This is not the drone."}, {"start": 10914.0, "end": 10917.0, "text": " This might be where we went to the transformer."}, {"start": 10917.0, "end": 10944.44, "text": " Holy fucking shit dude."}, {"start": 10944.44, "end": 10946.44, "text": " I can search the altar."}, {"start": 10948.24, "end": 10950.24, "text": " Oh, it's the skull. Ah!"}, {"start": 10952.0, "end": 10954.0, "text": " Willow-Lory."}, {"start": 10954.0, "end": 10957.0, "text": " Thirteen! Ha-ha! Peace out!"}, {"start": 10958.560000000001, "end": 10960.560000000001, "text": " I'm gone, pussy!"}, {"start": 10961.76, "end": 10963.76, "text": " Farewell!"}, {"start": 10965.12, "end": 10966.62, "text": " Goodbye!"}, {"start": 10966.62, "end": 10968.62, "text": " Spooked ya!"}, {"start": 10969.6, "end": 10971.6, "text": " I got the skull, guy."}, {"start": 10974.44, "end": 10976.44, "text": " We missed"}, {"start": 10995.16, "end": 10997.16, "text": " Big mistake"}, {"start": 11004.44, "end": 11006.44, "text": " I have a trident."}, {"start": 11009.08, "end": 11010.04, "text": " We're losing your baby!"}, {"start": 11010.04, "end": 11010.54, "text": " Run!"}, {"start": 11010.54, "end": 11011.04, "text": " Run!"}, {"start": 11011.04, "end": 11011.54, "text": " He's so thin."}, {"start": 11011.54, "end": 11012.04, "text": " I'm gonna get him."}, {"start": 11012.04, "end": 11013.04, "text": " He's sexy."}, {"start": 11013.84, "end": 11015.04, "text": " Oh, I got squished!"}, {"start": 11015.54, "end": 11016.04, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11016.04, "end": 11017.04, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 11017.04, "end": 11019.04, "text": " Oh, I'm fucking..."}, {"start": 11019.04, "end": 11020.04, "text": " ...wintened."}, {"start": 11026.44, "end": 11027.44, "text": " Power."}, {"start": 11028.24, "end": 11029.24, "text": " Ancient."}, {"start": 11029.84, "end": 11031.84, "text": " And full of wonder."}, {"start": 11034.44, "end": 11041.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11041.44, "end": 11046.44, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 11046.44, "end": 11057.44, "text": " I have greatly ever since the arch wizard classes."}, {"start": 11057.44, "end": 11059.44, "text": " Well deserved though."}, {"start": 11059.44, "end": 11072.36, "text": " you read an invitation in her eyes let the moment pass we should head back"}, {"start": 11072.36, "end": 11074.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11081.76, "end": 11083.76, "text": " Just you enjoyed your evening"}, {"start": 11088.24, "end": 11091.560000000001, "text": " It may be some time before you're afforded another such night"}, {"start": 11097.16, "end": 11099.16, "text": " Mama Mia"}, {"start": 11102.36, "end": 11122.16, "text": " I'll see you guys Thursday, boys."}, {"start": 11122.16, "end": 11137.16, "text": " So, my wife came into my office and announced that she had picked up two hitchhikers."}, {"start": 11137.16, "end": 11144.16, "text": " And that they were at my house."}, {"start": 11144.16, "end": 11150.16, "text": " Why on earth would you do that?"}, {"start": 11150.16, "end": 11167.44, "text": " Basically, my wife saw that these guys were being ignored, you know, rightfully, and my"}, {"start": 11167.44, "end": 11172.4, "text": " wife went to go help them and they told her what they were trying to do, which I can't"}, {"start": 11172.4, "end": 11173.4, "text": " remember."}, {"start": 11173.4, "end": 11174.4, "text": " Apology script."}, {"start": 11174.4, "end": 11175.4, "text": " I'm alone in the house."}, {"start": 11175.4, "end": 11179.28, "text": " It's 1 a.m. and I just wanted to say sorry to all my fans that have disappointed, but"}, {"start": 11179.28, "end": 11181.78, "text": " Most importantly, my sponsors, I'll do better next time."}, {"start": 11181.78, "end": 11184.02, "text": " Cry here for sympathy."}, {"start": 11184.02, "end": 11186.02, "text": " This isn't scripted, this is from the heart."}, {"start": 11186.02, "end": 11189.66, "text": " Please take the evacuation seriously, it was a mistake."}, {"start": 11189.66, "end": 11191.060000000001, "text": " I shouldn't have joked about it."}, {"start": 11191.060000000001, "end": 11192.060000000001, "text": " Love all of you."}, {"start": 11197.18, "end": 11200.24, "text": " Well, well, well, if it isn't the pussy."}, {"start": 11200.24, "end": 11213.16, "text": " Nice crystals on your staff at Jordan there."}, {"start": 11213.16, "end": 11219.6, "text": " Do you charge them all up by yourself?"}, {"start": 11219.6, "end": 11221.92, "text": " You look like the guy that would."}, {"start": 11221.92, "end": 11225.039999999999, "text": " Not to brag or anything."}, {"start": 11225.039999999999, "end": 11228.84, "text": " I killed at least 30 dogs today."}, {"start": 11228.84, "end": 11229.84, "text": " What'd you do?"}, {"start": 11229.84, "end": 11247.32, "text": " your crystals, loser. No one loves you. Catch you later, little guy."}, {"start": 11247.32, "end": 11254.56, "text": " Cars also already been looked at. Save the engines, good."}, {"start": 11254.56, "end": 11257.279999999999, "text": " The engine is completely destroyed."}, {"start": 11258.519999999999, "end": 11260.92, "text": " Never mind, maybe someone else already crashed with it."}, {"start": 11261.92, "end": 11262.76, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 11263.48, "end": 11264.96, "text": " Isn't this cutie's car?"}, {"start": 11264.96, "end": 11265.96, "text": " Wait, this is where-"}, {"start": 11265.96, "end": 11267.08, "text": " These are people."}, {"start": 11268.279999999999, "end": 11271.199999999999, "text": " Oh my god, it is for the clip, dude!"}, {"start": 11271.199999999999, "end": 11272.96, "text": " Are you city people, rather?"}, {"start": 11272.96, "end": 11276.08, "text": " Finally, if I ever see another goddamn canister-"}, {"start": 11276.08, "end": 11277.16, "text": " We did it, comrade!"}, {"start": 11277.16, "end": 11277.84, "text": " Not damn it!"}, {"start": 11277.84, "end": 11279.68, "text": " Slow your roll, glove. I did it."}, {"start": 11279.68, "end": 11281.439999999999, "text": " I provided moral support."}, {"start": 11281.439999999999, "end": 11283.439999999999, "text": " Yeah, whatever."}, {"start": 11283.44, "end": 11293.44, "text": " i guess you helped a little how are you feeling that question doesn't really apply to me but thank you for your concern i am fine are we ready to leave now"}, {"start": 11313.44, "end": 11315.44, "text": " I think you should stick around."}, {"start": 11315.44, "end": 11316.44, "text": " Holy fuck!"}, {"start": 11318.44, "end": 11320.44, "text": " The game is back."}, {"start": 11320.44, "end": 11322.44, "text": " Oh, is that the time I'm hard?"}, {"start": 11331.44, "end": 11333.44, "text": " Holy fuck, dude!"}, {"start": 11339.44, "end": 11342.44, "text": " That's the end of Welcome to the Game 2, by the way."}, {"start": 11343.44, "end": 11358.16, "text": " oh man wait no son that I think that was the fuck I can't remember was that"}, {"start": 11358.16, "end": 11361.0, "text": " that signal"}, {"start": 11365.560000000001, "end": 11370.44, "text": " oh y'all mind if I lock in real quick"}, {"start": 11373.44, "end": 11380.800000000001, "text": " when are you beating dead signal I thought I did but I maybe I did"}, {"start": 11403.44, "end": 11408.720000000001, "text": " I'm poop sack and BTW"}, {"start": 11408.720000000001, "end": 11414.24, "text": " Stay here do not get in our way"}, {"start": 11414.24, "end": 11416.24, "text": " Rhymo's extra 7"}, {"start": 11433.44, "end": 11455.980000000001, "text": " I'll be alright buddy."}, {"start": 11455.98, "end": 11480.98, "text": " I've been burned by a guy left to that door frame so many fucking times."}, {"start": 11480.98, "end": 11505.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11505.98, "end": 11528.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11528.98, "end": 11558.5, "text": " There's a lady in the bathroom."}, {"start": 11588.5, "end": 11592.5, "text": " Enter team Cog, set up the enemy team for fighting traitors."}, {"start": 11618.5, "end": 11644.5, "text": " I do not believe there is any wood out here."}, {"start": 11644.5, "end": 11651.5, "text": " We're still going to get a bathroom lady as well."}, {"start": 11674.5, "end": 11681.5, "text": " I'm going to be careful on the right."}, {"start": 11704.5, "end": 11722.54, "text": " Do not forget bathroom ladies."}, {"start": 11722.54, "end": 11724.54, "text": " I'll get you."}, {"start": 11747.060000000001, "end": 11749.060000000001, "text": " Shoot!"}, {"start": 11752.54, "end": 11754.54, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11754.54, "end": 11756.54, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11771.54, "end": 11773.54, "text": " Ben?"}, {"start": 11773.54, "end": 11795.140000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11795.14, "end": 11803.74, "text": " Volpex, thanks for God 7, appreciate it."}, {"start": 11803.74, "end": 11806.14, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 11806.14, "end": 11808.14, "text": " Yeah, one dead suspect here."}, {"start": 11822.98, "end": 11824.98, "text": " Mr. Bec, that thing's for sale it?"}, {"start": 11831.26, "end": 11833.26, "text": " Can't help seeing it coming up right."}, {"start": 11833.26, "end": 11835.26, "text": " This is critical."}, {"start": 11836.14, "end": 11841.14, "text": " I can't stop you."}, {"start": 11841.14, "end": 11844.14, "text": " Zidane is in custody, requesting escort."}, {"start": 11849.14, "end": 11850.14, "text": " Disarm him."}, {"start": 11855.14, "end": 11857.14, "text": " Who the hell are these guys?"}, {"start": 11858.14, "end": 11860.14, "text": " We're Star Fox."}, {"start": 11860.14, "end": 11862.14, "text": " Oh my god, oh god."}, {"start": 11866.14, "end": 11879.82, "text": " I wonder how many rooms total I have to clear."}, {"start": 11879.82, "end": 11882.66, "text": " probably like 30. It's a very high number."}, {"start": 11907.1, "end": 11908.42, "text": " Where the fuck did he go?"}, {"start": 11909.82, "end": 11911.82, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11939.82, "end": 11968.82, "text": " It could have been that hostage that kicked the door open."}, {"start": 11968.82, "end": 11993.82, "text": " If it's not then I suppose we're dead, because I'm walking out there."}, {"start": 11993.82, "end": 12005.34, "text": " I don't know how many there are, but these motherfuckers mean it!"}, {"start": 12005.34, "end": 12008.34, "text": " We have a civilian in custody."}, {"start": 12022.34, "end": 12026.34, "text": " God, I almost full cleared that side too dude. That's so sad."}, {"start": 12026.34, "end": 12028.34, "text": " That's so fucking sad, man."}, {"start": 12028.34, "end": 12038.94, "text": " It was in fact not a hostage to kick that door open, fellows."}, {"start": 12038.94, "end": 12041.94, "text": " It was the T-100 Super Soldier."}, {"start": 12041.94, "end": 12062.34, "text": " I was looking for a song."}, {"start": 12062.34, "end": 12065.300000000001, "text": " Close gigamore, derp, derp, derp, they should zip it."}, {"start": 12065.300000000001, "end": 12067.300000000001, "text": " walk in B2K, they dribble."}, {"start": 12083.300000000001, "end": 12086.300000000001, "text": " This auto playlist is gonna fuck that, but whatever."}, {"start": 12095.300000000001, "end": 12121.300000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12121.300000000001, "end": 12123.300000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12181.300000000001, "end": 12188.300000000001, "text": " It's a killing device."}, {"start": 12271.300000000001, "end": 12291.1, "text": " I just have to be looking at the door when I get close to it."}, {"start": 12291.1, "end": 12300.080000000002, "text": " The fuck that part is, when they breach, it puts them in a different kind of animation"}, {"start": 12300.08, "end": 12302.58, "text": " where they're like super easy to kill, but that's not a breach."}, {"start": 12302.58, "end": 12306.98, "text": " That's just them kicking the door open and then instantly shooting at it."}, {"start": 12313.48, "end": 12315.18, "text": " I think what we'll do is we're going to."}, {"start": 12317.58, "end": 12319.08, "text": " Instead of checking."}, {"start": 12321.38, "end": 12322.88, "text": " The main hallway double doors."}, {"start": 12322.88, "end": 12326.18, "text": " I think we checked the wedding room first."}, {"start": 12326.28, "end": 12328.28, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 12328.28, "end": 12333.28, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed to watch the watchers."}, {"start": 12358.28, "end": 12365.28, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I don't know what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 12388.28, "end": 12391.960000000001, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 12391.960000000001, "end": 12394.28, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 12394.28, "end": 12395.28, "text": " Falling live feeds."}, {"start": 12395.28, "end": 12398.28, "text": " This could give us a lay-out advantage."}, {"start": 12418.28, "end": 12440.28, "text": " I'm just going to restart them."}, {"start": 12440.28, "end": 12458.400000000001, "text": " up so god mother extra seven he always gets his man k shoplet"}, {"start": 12458.4, "end": 12460.4, "text": " I think it's a little bit."}, {"start": 12490.4, "end": 12512.4, "text": " Are you going in there, Billy?"}, {"start": 12542.4, "end": 12567.4, "text": " I think we know."}, {"start": 12567.4, "end": 12589.4, "text": " and"}, {"start": 12589.4, "end": 12591.4, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 12619.4, "end": 12623.4, "text": " I took so much damage from that first guy dude."}, {"start": 12631.4, "end": 12633.4, "text": " Oh my god, does he try?"}, {"start": 12634.4, "end": 12636.4, "text": " Try all the time."}, {"start": 12638.4, "end": 12640.4, "text": " In this institution."}, {"start": 12649.4, "end": 12651.4, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12667.24, "end": 12673.9, "text": " How do they leave the CCTVs unattended surprise they haven't got the feed you can get eyes on the building from here"}, {"start": 12679.4, "end": 12686.4, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12688.88, "end": 12691.88, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12691.88, "end": 12695.88, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12695.88, "end": 12696.88, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12696.88, "end": 12698.88, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12698.88, "end": 12700.88, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12700.88, "end": 12703.88, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12703.88, "end": 12706.88, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12706.880000000001, "end": 12735.28, "text": " Now on the top, take a look at the cut and prep for your bag."}, {"start": 12735.28, "end": 12740.28, "text": " Try some time and then we'll get it up."}, {"start": 12765.28, "end": 12768.28, "text": " Securing the trap."}, {"start": 12795.28, "end": 12821.28, "text": " I swear I heard a guy over there."}, {"start": 12821.28, "end": 12822.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12852.28, "end": 12854.28, "text": " Just a minute."}, {"start": 12882.28, "end": 12884.28, "text": " Go, Dash."}, {"start": 12884.28, "end": 12886.28, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 12886.28, "end": 12888.28, "text": " Go, Dash."}, {"start": 12912.28, "end": 12914.28, "text": " Oh, sit back down."}, {"start": 12972.28, "end": 12975.28, "text": " Leave the talk. We've got a dead suspect here."}, {"start": 12977.78, "end": 12980.28, "text": " They're everywhere. Please don't leave me here."}, {"start": 12980.28, "end": 12983.28, "text": " I want you to talk. Civilian standing by for trailers."}, {"start": 12983.28, "end": 12985.28, "text": " They're everywhere. Hurry!"}, {"start": 12987.28, "end": 12990.28, "text": " Everything you talk. Civilian gonna go for you back."}, {"start": 12997.28, "end": 12999.28, "text": " I just want to find..."}, {"start": 12999.28, "end": 13001.28, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 13032.28, "end": 13057.28, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13057.28, "end": 13059.28, "text": " the"}, {"start": 13149.28, "end": 13159.52, "text": " Waited to see if he was gonna move"}, {"start": 13179.28, "end": 13207.08, "text": " Oh, my kickin' foot's damaged."}, {"start": 13207.08, "end": 13209.08, "text": " Kickin' foot!"}, {"start": 13217.48, "end": 13219.48, "text": " Damon, thanks for settin'."}, {"start": 13222.8, "end": 13224.8, "text": " Durgan McHawk, thanks for settin'."}, {"start": 13224.800000000001, "end": 13231.800000000001, "text": " three"}, {"start": 13236.54, "end": 13239.54, "text": " frog"}, {"start": 13239.54, "end": 13246.04, "text": " four"}, {"start": 13246.04, "end": 13249.740000000002, "text": " loopy goober makes for silk"}, {"start": 13249.74, "end": 13250.74, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13250.74, "end": 13260.74, "text": " I'm taking this all right?"}, {"start": 13260.74, "end": 13262.74, "text": " You're going to be okay."}, {"start": 13262.74, "end": 13266.74, "text": " Holy shit, thank you."}, {"start": 13266.74, "end": 13276.74, "text": " Elevator, civilian restrained and ready to transport."}, {"start": 13276.74, "end": 13283.74, "text": " You in suit? Thanks for 7. 1 million."}, {"start": 13306.74, "end": 13313.74, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13313.74, "end": 13317.74, "text": " the"}, {"start": 13317.74, "end": 13320.74, "text": " death"}, {"start": 13320.74, "end": 13324.74, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13324.74, "end": 13326.74, "text": " death"}, {"start": 13326.74, "end": 13331.74, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13331.74, "end": 13338.74, "text": " I don't think I was shooting at him!"}, {"start": 13350.619999999999, "end": 13357.619999999999, "text": " I don't think I hit that guy. I don't think I was aiming too high."}, {"start": 13357.62, "end": 13378.78, "text": " I'm sitting like a motherfucking shrimp, dude."}, {"start": 13378.78, "end": 13380.78, "text": " Markendon, thanks for subbing."}, {"start": 13380.78, "end": 13384.78, "text": " Why did they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 13384.78, "end": 13386.78, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 13386.78, "end": 13388.78, "text": " To watch the watchers."}, {"start": 13388.78, "end": 13390.78, "text": " I'm lucky."}, {"start": 13390.78, "end": 13394.78, "text": " Also, I think we'd be... I think we'd check the staircase when we get there."}, {"start": 13394.78, "end": 13396.78, "text": " First, instead of the hallway we already cleared."}, {"start": 13396.78, "end": 13398.78, "text": " That was stupid."}, {"start": 13402.78, "end": 13404.78, "text": " Stupid."}, {"start": 13408.78, "end": 13415.78, "text": " This guy's dumb as hell."}, {"start": 13438.78, "end": 13448.78, "text": " I haven't been in the guys in here like five times in a row, dude."}, {"start": 13448.78, "end": 13453.78, "text": " Hell."}, {"start": 13453.78, "end": 13462.78, "text": " Dude, thanks for 7."}, {"start": 13462.78, "end": 13468.380000000001, "text": " This guy is directly behind the door."}, {"start": 13468.380000000001, "end": 13482.18, "text": " Oh, that was a nice fucking head, dude."}, {"start": 13482.18, "end": 13489.18, "text": " That was a nice head, man."}, {"start": 13489.18, "end": 13498.56, "text": " Henry Suki, thanks for selling it."}, {"start": 13498.56, "end": 13499.56, "text": " There he is."}, {"start": 13499.56, "end": 13502.86, "text": " Point men's on the way to clear the mission."}, {"start": 13502.86, "end": 13505.26, "text": " Right by Bukaki, thanks for selling it."}, {"start": 13505.26, "end": 13507.98, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 13507.98, "end": 13510.18, "text": " Surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 13510.18, "end": 13513.18, "text": " Eyes on a CCTV access point."}, {"start": 13513.18, "end": 13515.380000000001, "text": " The interface appears clean."}, {"start": 13515.380000000001, "end": 13522.380000000001, "text": " burning poop champics for 109. They do be burnin'."}, {"start": 13530.060000000001, "end": 13533.060000000001, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 13533.06, "end": 13535.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13542.66, "end": 13546.84, "text": " Just get a man just get that's a little swamp prank"}, {"start": 13563.06, "end": 13565.06, "text": " It's gonna be good to go for you back."}, {"start": 13584.58, "end": 13586.58, "text": " Focus up, dude."}, {"start": 13588.18, "end": 13591.539999999999, "text": " All right, we have an adversary in the murder room."}, {"start": 13593.06, "end": 13597.06, "text": " I got to itch my nose."}, {"start": 13597.06, "end": 13601.06, "text": " Bad."}, {"start": 13601.06, "end": 13605.06, "text": " Furious."}, {"start": 13605.06, "end": 13609.06, "text": " Where's the..."}, {"start": 13609.06, "end": 13613.06, "text": " Where's the..."}, {"start": 13613.06, "end": 13617.06, "text": " Where's the..."}, {"start": 13617.06, "end": 13621.06, "text": " Where's the..."}, {"start": 13621.06, "end": 13634.5, "text": " Where's the... Where's the... Where... Where's the... Where... Where... What?"}, {"start": 13638.98, "end": 13639.38, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 13640.74, "end": 13641.699999999999, "text": " Security device."}, {"start": 13644.5, "end": 13644.9, "text": " What do you..."}, {"start": 13651.06, "end": 13674.38, "text": " probably should have checked"}, {"start": 13674.380000000001, "end": 13676.380000000001, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 13706.380000000001, "end": 13715.26, "text": " That dude that's a shadow"}, {"start": 13721.420000000002, "end": 13723.420000000002, "text": " I'm seeing ghosts"}, {"start": 13736.380000000001, "end": 13738.380000000001, "text": " I can't remember if I checked this."}, {"start": 13748.060000000001, "end": 13748.560000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 13754.460000000001, "end": 13756.460000000001, "text": " You gonna kick the door, you super piece of shit?"}, {"start": 13766.380000000001, "end": 13776.380000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13776.380000000001, "end": 13802.380000000001, "text": " There's a guy in here."}, {"start": 13802.380000000001, "end": 13822.060000000001, "text": " I'm almost dead dude."}, {"start": 13822.060000000001, "end": 13828.7, "text": " That's so fucked up."}, {"start": 13828.7, "end": 13829.7, "text": " It's so fucked."}, {"start": 13829.7, "end": 13831.7, "text": " It's so fucked up, man."}, {"start": 13836.5, "end": 13838.5, "text": " Why'd he do that?"}, {"start": 13840.42, "end": 13842.42, "text": " Why'd he do that?"}, {"start": 13843.62, "end": 13845.62, "text": " Six point, thanks for seven."}, {"start": 13847.54, "end": 13852.34, "text": " Why'd he strafe door at perfect time to shoot me with gun? Why'd he do that?"}, {"start": 13853.86, "end": 13858.02, "text": " Why my why my bullet not killed that other guy that just killed me by the way with one shot?"}, {"start": 13859.7, "end": 13863.7, "text": " Right now, thanks for something. You guys bite your nails."}, {"start": 13869.7, "end": 13870.7, "text": " May?"}, {"start": 13872.7, "end": 13875.7, "text": " It's split down to middle. Alright, maybe more nays."}, {"start": 13889.7, "end": 13916.26, "text": " I can't even get off this floor today and"}, {"start": 13916.26, "end": 13918.26, "text": " even get off this friggin' blower, dude."}, {"start": 13927.26, "end": 13929.26, "text": " What if I kick every door open, dude?"}, {"start": 13939.26, "end": 13940.26, "text": " Where's that emo?"}, {"start": 13940.26, "end": 13969.18, "text": " I can't read well there's a guy let's try and make it to the next floor shall we"}, {"start": 13969.18, "end": 13993.1, "text": " He ain't coming."}, {"start": 13993.1, "end": 13996.5, "text": " Meow meow meow meow meow meow."}, {"start": 13996.5, "end": 14001.06, "text": " All right, we're gonna open the store go inside and then the guys gonna come in and fucking shoot us watch"}, {"start": 14004.06, "end": 14007.3, "text": " When we have no cover like literally when we get like right here is gonna come in"}, {"start": 14011.26, "end": 14013.26, "text": " Maybe not"}, {"start": 14026.5, "end": 14050.5, "text": " I think he's in the albus."}, {"start": 14050.5, "end": 14068.46, "text": " Broccoli, thanks for subbing."}, {"start": 14068.46, "end": 14072.86, "text": " Last stream, a lot of people said they didn't like broccoli, which kind of surprised me."}, {"start": 14072.86, "end": 14074.86, "text": " I feel like broccoli is pretty..."}, {"start": 14081.980000000001, "end": 14083.980000000001, "text": " pretty okay."}, {"start": 14084.220000000001, "end": 14089.66, "text": " The thing is, is like, a lot of people make... when they cook their broccoli, they make it kind of mushy."}, {"start": 14093.1, "end": 14095.980000000001, "text": " Which is fucking gross. Mushy broccoli is gross."}, {"start": 14100.460000000001, "end": 14102.460000000001, "text": " I like that shit when it's firm."}, {"start": 14102.86, "end": 14119.68, "text": " Well, let's get the door kicked open, shall we?"}, {"start": 14119.68, "end": 14132.54, "text": " I can't think of anything less appetizing than Mochi Broccoli, actually."}, {"start": 14132.54, "end": 14136.04, "text": " You know I like Brussels sprouts. Them shits delicious."}, {"start": 14160.34, "end": 14162.34, "text": " Now through the door, Antics."}, {"start": 14162.54, "end": 14172.54, "text": " We've got to get suspect here."}, {"start": 14172.54, "end": 14182.54, "text": " Keep your hands behind your back."}, {"start": 14182.54, "end": 14208.78, "text": " I'm trying me trying"}, {"start": 14208.78, "end": 14234.78, "text": " This motherfucker again man."}, {"start": 14234.78, "end": 14256.820000000002, "text": " dude like you see what the fuck I mean it's so fucked up man it's so fucked up it's so"}, {"start": 14256.82, "end": 14261.82, "text": " I was full age for you though. It's so fucked up man!"}, {"start": 14268.82, "end": 14271.82, "text": " You know the correct way we deal with that is we wait."}, {"start": 14271.82, "end": 14276.82, "text": " We literally sit there and we wait for him to come back into the room if he even does."}, {"start": 14277.82, "end": 14281.82, "text": " And as soon as he begins walking into the room we throw that flash and then we get him."}, {"start": 14281.82, "end": 14283.82, "text": " That's how we kill that guy."}, {"start": 14283.82, "end": 14291.02, "text": " Alternatively, shoot at 49 MS, predicting him moving from the left side of the door there."}, {"start": 14296.539999999999, "end": 14299.74, "text": " We even had like cover. I mean it was wood but..."}, {"start": 14300.779999999999, "end": 14302.94, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 14302.94, "end": 14303.82, "text": " We got railed."}, {"start": 14303.82, "end": 14305.5, "text": " Surprised they haven't cut the feet."}, {"start": 14305.5, "end": 14308.22, "text": " They wouldn't have left this on if they didn't want us to see anything."}, {"start": 14309.02, "end": 14311.18, "text": " They're no longer hiding but watching us."}, {"start": 14313.82, "end": 14321.82, "text": " It's crazy, dude."}, {"start": 14321.82, "end": 14326.14, "text": " I take solace in knowing that there was one chatter today who said that he understands"}, {"start": 14326.14, "end": 14329.82, "text": " how hard this is now and he's sorry for talking shit."}, {"start": 14329.82, "end": 14339.82, "text": " I take solace in that, dude."}, {"start": 14339.82, "end": 14349.14, "text": " He was lying."}, {"start": 14349.14, "end": 14358.18, "text": " We've been grinding this for at least 50 hours now, don't feel bad."}, {"start": 14358.18, "end": 14360.18, "text": " This strategy definitely isn't like the best one."}, {"start": 14418.18, "end": 14428.86, "text": " I think I know what this is."}, {"start": 14428.86, "end": 14437.92, "text": " I think I know what this is."}, {"start": 14437.92, "end": 14439.92, "text": " All the alarm and ran away"}, {"start": 14448.32, "end": 14450.32, "text": " Great"}, {"start": 14467.92, "end": 14469.92, "text": " That's crazy, we didn't get anyone else."}, {"start": 14486.56, "end": 14488.56, "text": " There's hit myself with a rickshaw."}, {"start": 14493.36, "end": 14495.36, "text": " What the hell, he?"}, {"start": 14497.92, "end": 14515.36, "text": " Well, the alarm probably put the entire floor on us."}, {"start": 14515.36, "end": 14531.36, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 14531.36, "end": 14532.36, "text": " Nice boots, thanks."}, {"start": 14532.36, "end": 14543.16, "text": " We should be on the other side."}, {"start": 14543.16, "end": 14544.58, "text": " I think he ran in there."}, {"start": 14545.76, "end": 14548.76, "text": " Literally just gonna have to blindly throw flashbangs, by the way."}, {"start": 14556.58, "end": 14558.08, "text": " Actually, not that wounded."}, {"start": 14563.58, "end": 14564.58, "text": " Surprising."}, {"start": 14573.16, "end": 14578.16, "text": " You see how fucked up it gets when that alarm goes off, though?"}, {"start": 14578.16, "end": 14585.16, "text": " We got, we got terminators roaming the motherfucking halls right now."}, {"start": 14585.16, "end": 14590.16, "text": " Fucking hell, man!"}, {"start": 14590.16, "end": 14595.16, "text": " You're regularly moving at the same time instead of this jank-free lean stutter step that never works."}, {"start": 14595.16, "end": 14600.16, "text": " It fucking- oh my god, dude, I'm not, I'm not getting mad at you. I'm not."}, {"start": 14600.16, "end": 14603.16, "text": " You're insane. You are an idiot."}, {"start": 14615.16, "end": 14617.16, "text": " You dumpies of shit."}, {"start": 14626.16, "end": 14627.16, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 14630.16, "end": 14637.16, "text": " Wait, are you serious?"}, {"start": 14637.16, "end": 14642.16, "text": " Dude, you're not serious, you can't be."}, {"start": 14642.16, "end": 14654.8, "text": " That's how you explain this game, ain't easy for sure."}, {"start": 14654.8, "end": 14655.8, "text": " He's not playing!"}, {"start": 14655.8, "end": 14658.4, "text": " He's just typing random bullshit to make me mad, dude."}, {"start": 14658.4, "end": 14660.4, "text": " He's right beside me!"}, {"start": 14674.4, "end": 14676.4, "text": " Is it working? Yeah!"}, {"start": 14676.4, "end": 14678.4, "text": " That shit was hell of a..."}, {"start": 14688.4, "end": 14696.92, "text": " How come a trainer beat the survive tries but it's taking you six hundred?"}, {"start": 14696.92, "end": 14698.16, "text": " I don't know man."}, {"start": 14698.16, "end": 14699.16, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14699.16, "end": 14700.16, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14700.16, "end": 14701.16, "text": " Truly do not know."}, {"start": 14701.16, "end": 14703.16, "text": " I truly do not know."}, {"start": 14731.16, "end": 14744.44, "text": " Yeah, I got a lot of people talking here right now, stop it."}, {"start": 14744.44, "end": 14747.0, "text": " You guys can't, it's not gonna make me laugh, I promise."}, {"start": 14761.16, "end": 14781.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14781.16, "end": 14786.16, "text": " swat"}, {"start": 14786.16, "end": 14793.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14816.16, "end": 14826.16, "text": " is absolutely unbelievable in anyone but I guess they just didn't move"}, {"start": 14826.16, "end": 14841.16, "text": " I don't know what these are for control."}, {"start": 14841.16, "end": 14852.16, "text": " Sup guys, sup."}, {"start": 14852.16, "end": 14854.98, "text": " Hey, look who's back there!"}, {"start": 14865.68, "end": 14866.64, "text": " SHIT!"}, {"start": 14874.48, "end": 14875.039999999999, "text": " Weird."}, {"start": 14879.039999999999, "end": 14879.84, "text": " Weird."}, {"start": 14882.16, "end": 14889.16, "text": " weird"}, {"start": 14892.64, "end": 14896.52, "text": " he saw me"}, {"start": 14896.52, "end": 14899.84, "text": " is is it really though that's happened like 600 times"}, {"start": 14899.84, "end": 14903.44, "text": " hmm"}, {"start": 14903.44, "end": 14910.44, "text": " meme alex is up"}, {"start": 14912.16, "end": 14919.16, "text": " Why bother with sieves and evidence at this point?"}, {"start": 14943.16, "end": 14946.16, "text": " I can't get out of here."}, {"start": 14948.16, "end": 14950.16, "text": " I don't know how many there are."}, {"start": 14950.16, "end": 14953.16, "text": " They told you how many things you can't get out of here."}, {"start": 14958.16, "end": 14960.16, "text": " He's down on your knees, Hands up!"}, {"start": 14960.16, "end": 14963.16, "text": " Hands up, do it now! Put your hands up!"}, {"start": 14963.16, "end": 14965.16, "text": " Let me see those hands."}, {"start": 14967.16, "end": 14969.16, "text": " I'm so sorry I'm getting dizzy."}, {"start": 14972.16, "end": 14989.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14989.16, "end": 14996.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14996.16, "end": 14999.16, "text": " them"}, {"start": 14999.16, "end": 15001.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15001.16, "end": 15003.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15003.16, "end": 15006.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15006.16, "end": 15009.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15009.16, "end": 15011.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15011.16, "end": 15017.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15048.16, "end": 15050.16, "text": " Stay calm."}, {"start": 15052.16, "end": 15054.16, "text": " They're everywhere. Please don't leave me here."}, {"start": 15055.16, "end": 15058.16, "text": " Everything's locked. So don't stand by the trailers."}, {"start": 15063.16, "end": 15065.16, "text": " Over. Please."}, {"start": 15107.16, "end": 15110.76, "text": " getting our way all that stuff they were saying they just"}, {"start": 15110.76, "end": 15114.92, "text": " won't talk, they got some guys in the security"}, {"start": 15121.88, "end": 15128.119999999999, "text": " stay here who the fuck are you for being over this"}, {"start": 15128.12, "end": 15132.12, "text": " Elephant will talk, civilian restrained and ready for transport."}, {"start": 15143.12, "end": 15145.12, "text": " Disarmed trap!"}, {"start": 15188.12, "end": 15191.12, "text": " Weird?"}, {"start": 15199.12, "end": 15200.12, "text": " How did the door open?"}, {"start": 15218.12, "end": 15240.12, "text": " and"}, {"start": 15240.12, "end": 15258.12, "text": " and"}, {"start": 15258.12, "end": 15264.12, "text": " anyone else just for no"}, {"start": 15264.12, "end": 15269.12, "text": " We need to talk, so don't let me get the gun for you back."}, {"start": 15281.12, "end": 15284.12, "text": " We're just news."}, {"start": 15284.12, "end": 15287.12, "text": " Tell me something. You go through all the..."}, {"start": 15287.12, "end": 15289.12, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 15294.12, "end": 15301.12, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15301.12, "end": 15303.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15311.92, "end": 15313.92, "text": " Over here"}, {"start": 15331.12, "end": 15355.12, "text": " I'm gonna get smoked by this guy."}, {"start": 15355.12, "end": 15380.12, "text": " You want upstairs?"}, {"start": 15380.12, "end": 15397.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15397.380000000001, "end": 15414.380000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15534.380000000001, "end": 15539.380000000001, "text": " I'm all the way! I'm all the four of them!"}, {"start": 15539.380000000001, "end": 15544.380000000001, "text": " I have to tell you for our safety. Please, please."}, {"start": 15544.380000000001, "end": 15547.380000000001, "text": " We have a civilian out of custody."}, {"start": 15547.380000000001, "end": 15549.380000000001, "text": " Is the mayor okay?"}, {"start": 15564.380000000001, "end": 15576.160000000002, "text": " The last time you hit an explosive prep?"}, {"start": 15576.16, "end": 15579.119999999999, "text": " We've been a while"}, {"start": 15579.12, "end": 15608.660000000002, "text": " I have lay inverted now normal mouse"}, {"start": 15608.66, "end": 15615.66, "text": " house."}, {"start": 15638.66, "end": 15663.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15663.66, "end": 15691.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15691.66, "end": 15694.619999999999, "text": " what up"}, {"start": 15700.86, "end": 15703.619999999999, "text": " not here for you"}, {"start": 15703.619999999999, "end": 15706.46, "text": " this is gonna make a hell of a story"}, {"start": 15706.46, "end": 15711.02, "text": " i'll need to talk to the only thing custody requesting escort"}, {"start": 15711.02, "end": 15712.539999999999, "text": " you gotta be careful"}, {"start": 15712.539999999999, "end": 15714.539999999999, "text": " oh god here"}, {"start": 15714.54, "end": 15716.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15744.54, "end": 15751.54, "text": " I walk in triple killtakes for 7th."}, {"start": 15774.54, "end": 15800.54, "text": " I thought he was in the hallway over there, hey, hey, hey!"}, {"start": 15830.54, "end": 15837.54, "text": " that's not good"}, {"start": 15851.140000000001, "end": 15854.140000000001, "text": " that's not good"}, {"start": 15890.54, "end": 15892.54, "text": " We have one death suspect here."}, {"start": 15920.54, "end": 15927.54, "text": " Hmm, it's like a guy in a press room."}, {"start": 16040.54, "end": 16062.54, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16062.54, "end": 16091.54, "text": " Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but not even bugging through that guy, right?"}, {"start": 16091.54, "end": 16102.94, "text": " I gotta pee, pee or pee."}, {"start": 16102.94, "end": 16103.94, "text": " Yes, me lobe."}, {"start": 16103.94, "end": 16118.140000000001, "text": " I don't think I owe your wife a blue horse now, guys."}, {"start": 16118.140000000001, "end": 16120.140000000001, "text": " It's all over!"}, {"start": 16120.140000000001, "end": 16122.140000000001, "text": " Nooooooooooooooooo!"}, {"start": 16122.52, "end": 16124.2, "text": " Uh oh the luck!"}, {"start": 16127.78, "end": 16129.760000000002, "text": " Any ideas for a name?"}, {"start": 16134.140000000001, "end": 16135.140000000001, "text": " I didn't work-"}, {"start": 16138.2, "end": 16139.320000000002, "text": " Should I call them?"}, {"start": 16139.320000000002, "end": 16141.78, "text": " And then you're 1995 in fucking Finland?"}, {"start": 16141.78, "end": 16142.28, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 16142.28, "end": 16143.460000000001, "text": " It's a video game."}, {"start": 16143.460000000001, "end": 16144.2, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 16144.2, "end": 16149.340000000002, "text": " Your modern solutions for getting my car, my tractor, flipped over the proper way"}, {"start": 16149.34, "end": 16154.04, "text": " It's not something that exists in the unfinished beta fucking video game, man."}, {"start": 16154.04, "end": 16155.34, "text": " What straps?"}, {"start": 16155.34, "end": 16157.34, "text": " What fucking straps, man?"}, {"start": 16157.84, "end": 16160.34, "text": " Vivek is a cuck."}, {"start": 16160.34, "end": 16163.34, "text": " And Max knows how to fuck, as you can see."}, {"start": 16163.34, "end": 16164.54, "text": " Thanks for watching, everyone."}, {"start": 16164.54, "end": 16167.04, "text": " I'll check you out at the polls."}, {"start": 16167.04, "end": 16169.34, "text": " Uh, January 1st. Love you."}, {"start": 16170.34, "end": 16171.34, "text": " Well, time to die."}, {"start": 16179.34, "end": 16188.9, "text": " And now you're crippled, bro. And whose fault is that?"}, {"start": 16188.9, "end": 16199.14, "text": " We're in single fire. I'm gonna fucking lose it, dude."}, {"start": 16199.14, "end": 16204.62, "text": " How do we get hit in the throat? Dude! Dude!"}, {"start": 16204.62, "end": 16211.1, "text": " Oh my god! We got three tapped by a fork! Man! Oh my Jesus! I'll be back tomorrow."}, {"start": 16220.220000000001, "end": 16222.220000000001, "text": " She can't get down, dude."}, {"start": 16222.220000000001, "end": 16239.220000000001, "text": " I'll move but you have to marry me first"}, {"start": 16239.220000000001, "end": 16248.980000000001, "text": " what's your name my name is Eugene oh right I remember that what's your last"}, {"start": 16248.98, "end": 16250.98, "text": " name."}, {"start": 16250.98, "end": 16252.98, "text": " And sell arc."}, {"start": 16252.98, "end": 16254.98, "text": " That's how I met my wife."}, {"start": 16254.98, "end": 16256.98, "text": " That's a good name. My name is?"}, {"start": 16256.98, "end": 16258.98, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16258.98, "end": 16260.98, "text": " Vladimir Pupin."}, {"start": 16260.98, "end": 16262.98, "text": " I wouldn't have guessed."}, {"start": 16262.98, "end": 16264.98, "text": " Now move!"}, {"start": 16264.98, "end": 16266.98, "text": " So that I can go out and have some fun."}, {"start": 16266.98, "end": 16268.98, "text": " That's what I'm supposed to do."}, {"start": 16278.98, "end": 16280.98, "text": " You"}, {"start": 16578.98, "end": 16595.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16595.98, "end": 16598.98, "text": " the"}, {"start": 16598.98, "end": 16605.98, "text": " and"}, {"start": 16609.44, "end": 16615.64, "text": " I'm poop stackin hard boys"}, {"start": 16615.64, "end": 16622.64, "text": " all"}, {"start": 16622.64, "end": 16624.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16626.64, "end": 16631.239999999998, "text": " Vitter arm and Gucci messiah thanks for selling we're kind of getting owned I"}, {"start": 16635.44, "end": 16642.0, "text": " Saw that the guy who beat this in five tries or ten tries has three thousand plus hours of dark"}, {"start": 16646.399999999998, "end": 16648.399999999998, "text": " Words"}, {"start": 16652.64, "end": 16654.399999999998, "text": " This game is easier, Tarkov."}, {"start": 16658.079999999998, "end": 16662.96, "text": " I mean, it depends. I think the Scavs and Tarkov are probably less bullshit than the"}, {"start": 16662.96, "end": 16663.92, "text": " use of this game, but..."}, {"start": 16667.76, "end": 16671.04, "text": " The point in that game, for that long, would definitely help"}, {"start": 16674.559999999998, "end": 16676.0, "text": " taking angles of the chair, right?"}, {"start": 16678.399999999998, "end": 16678.88, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 16682.64, "end": 16692.64, "text": " on the block you played overwatch for years too oh shit okay"}, {"start": 16696.64, "end": 16699.64, "text": " my bad"}, {"start": 16699.64, "end": 16704.64, "text": " a lot of a lot of leaning and overwatch"}, {"start": 16704.64, "end": 16714.2, "text": " I did not hit that guy."}, {"start": 16714.2, "end": 16716.2, "text": " It's not made out of wood?"}, {"start": 16727.2, "end": 16728.2, "text": " Urm..."}, {"start": 16744.2, "end": 16763.2, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16763.2, "end": 16766.2, "text": " alarms been pulled"}, {"start": 16766.2, "end": 16786.2, "text": " and"}, {"start": 16786.2, "end": 16795.2, "text": " one of the guy from there to kill me"}, {"start": 16795.2, "end": 16797.2, "text": " It's a kill me device."}, {"start": 16801.2, "end": 16804.2, "text": " Could be when I explain to Moon how the different types of lean work."}, {"start": 16809.2, "end": 16812.2, "text": " Please explain it, bro. I want to hear it."}, {"start": 16812.2, "end": 16826.88, "text": " Don't move, state parties."}, {"start": 16826.88, "end": 16827.88, "text": " Explain them."}, {"start": 16827.88, "end": 16828.88, "text": " Leave the talk."}, {"start": 16828.88, "end": 16835.4, "text": " We have a civilian in custody and ready to transport."}, {"start": 16835.4, "end": 16841.88, "text": " Watch my back disarming."}, {"start": 16841.88, "end": 16856.52, "text": " rescue any true this is free lean this is regular lean not wrong"}, {"start": 16861.72, "end": 16865.52, "text": " they didn't say I didn't say that guy beat it because he was a tarco for I'm"}, {"start": 16865.52, "end": 16871.280000000002, "text": " saying he has transferable skills that made it easier for him to be undeniable"}, {"start": 16871.28, "end": 16873.28, "text": " That's undeniable."}, {"start": 16880.52, "end": 16882.64, "text": " Oh, I didn't Tarkov was ex-belt cam."}, {"start": 16890.36, "end": 16892.36, "text": " Whoops."}, {"start": 16896.399999999998, "end": 16898.399999999998, "text": " Whoopsie!"}, {"start": 16901.28, "end": 16903.28, "text": " Oh, I'm cold down there"}, {"start": 16910.6, "end": 16914.68, "text": " Do you think someone with 600 times could beat it in five just as easy to"}, {"start": 16916.92, "end": 16918.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16920.32, "end": 16925.18, "text": " Think I'm just shit. Yeah, I'm gonna shit. Do you miss either yourself?"}, {"start": 16931.86, "end": 16933.28, "text": " It's like a"}, {"start": 16933.28, "end": 16935.28, "text": " a"}, {"start": 16935.28, "end": 16937.28, "text": " a"}, {"start": 16937.28, "end": 16939.28, "text": " a"}, {"start": 16939.28, "end": 16941.28, "text": " a"}, {"start": 16941.28, "end": 16943.28, "text": " a"}, {"start": 16943.28, "end": 16945.28, "text": " a"}, {"start": 16945.28, "end": 16947.28, "text": " a"}, {"start": 16947.28, "end": 16949.28, "text": " a"}, {"start": 16949.28, "end": 16951.28, "text": " a"}, {"start": 16951.28, "end": 16953.28, "text": " a"}, {"start": 16953.28, "end": 16955.28, "text": " a"}, {"start": 16955.28, "end": 16957.28, "text": " a"}, {"start": 16957.28, "end": 16959.28, "text": " a"}, {"start": 16959.28, "end": 16961.28, "text": " Stay calm."}, {"start": 16961.28, "end": 16963.28, "text": " And boys,"}, {"start": 16963.28, "end": 16966.28, "text": " we have a civilian in our company."}, {"start": 16966.28, "end": 16968.28, "text": " It's the target."}, {"start": 16970.28, "end": 16973.28, "text": " I have a target for our safety."}, {"start": 16976.28, "end": 16978.28, "text": " Tell me the target."}, {"start": 16978.28, "end": 16981.28, "text": " It's a civilian who could be gone for a week back."}, {"start": 16981.28, "end": 16985.28, "text": " You're down six million points."}, {"start": 16985.28, "end": 16988.28, "text": " I gotta do it for the believer."}, {"start": 16988.28, "end": 16991.079999999998, "text": " Hands up now! Put your hands up!"}, {"start": 16991.079999999998, "end": 16992.879999999997, "text": " Fuck you! Hands in your head!"}, {"start": 16992.879999999997, "end": 16994.879999999997, "text": " Do it now! Let's do it!"}, {"start": 16996.879999999997, "end": 16997.879999999997, "text": " Man!"}, {"start": 16997.879999999997, "end": 16999.879999999997, "text": " We got one mentality, stop that!"}, {"start": 17002.079999999998, "end": 17004.079999999998, "text": " He shot my fanny bag!"}, {"start": 17018.28, "end": 17031.559999999998, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17031.559999999998, "end": 17033.8, "text": " what I go back to unsigned was done"}, {"start": 17033.8, "end": 17046.039999999997, "text": " doesn't matter"}, {"start": 17046.04, "end": 17053.04, "text": " None of this matters."}, {"start": 17069.72, "end": 17071.96, "text": " It don't matter."}, {"start": 17071.96, "end": 17072.96, "text": " None of this matters."}, {"start": 17076.04, "end": 17081.04, "text": " In the fucking bathroom."}, {"start": 17081.04, "end": 17087.04, "text": " Oop, time to get shot in the back."}, {"start": 17087.04, "end": 17090.04, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 17090.04, "end": 17094.04, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 17094.04, "end": 17099.04, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 17129.04, "end": 17131.04, "text": " three"}, {"start": 17131.04, "end": 17133.04, "text": " three"}, {"start": 17133.04, "end": 17139.04, "text": " three"}, {"start": 17139.04, "end": 17152.04, "text": " three"}, {"start": 17152.04, "end": 17169.72, "text": " What effect is this having on here island?"}, {"start": 17169.72, "end": 17171.72, "text": " A great deal of erosion."}, {"start": 17191.72, "end": 17193.72, "text": " None of this matters."}, {"start": 17199.72, "end": 17225.72, "text": " I can't remember if I activated my keycard."}, {"start": 17225.72, "end": 17233.06, "text": " Cumber."}, {"start": 17233.06, "end": 17234.960000000003, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 17234.960000000003, "end": 17240.0, "text": " If I attempt 1000, I'll be doing lando molari cosplay."}, {"start": 17240.0, "end": 17241.0, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 17241.0, "end": 17242.02, "text": " I'm not dead."}, {"start": 17242.02, "end": 17249.600000000002, "text": " Me when I name an obscure, like F1 driver."}, {"start": 17249.6, "end": 17251.6, "text": " You have to see it first"}, {"start": 17259.079999999998, "end": 17261.079999999998, "text": " I'm dead"}, {"start": 17261.08, "end": 17263.08, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17277.760000000002, "end": 17279.760000000002, "text": " Well guys"}, {"start": 17291.08, "end": 17298.08, "text": " There's one more dude, I think."}, {"start": 17298.08, "end": 17311.08, "text": " Okay, that was not him yelling."}, {"start": 17311.08, "end": 17333.08, "text": " We've got a dead suspect here."}, {"start": 17333.08, "end": 17359.08, "text": " Yeah, coffee on my fingers, dude."}, {"start": 17359.08, "end": 17374.08, "text": " Ew, sticky!"}, {"start": 17374.08, "end": 17381.960000000003, "text": " Ew, eww."}, {"start": 17381.96, "end": 17389.04, "text": " Does it ever have Nickelodeon movie maker when you were a kid?"}, {"start": 17389.04, "end": 17393.12, "text": " I thought she was tired."}, {"start": 17393.12, "end": 17394.719999999998, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 17394.719999999998, "end": 17398.559999999998, "text": " Wait, really?"}, {"start": 17398.559999999998, "end": 17407.32, "text": " It was just Windows movie maker, but with like Nickelodeon characters."}, {"start": 17407.32, "end": 17409.68, "text": " Spider-Man cartoon maker clears."}, {"start": 17409.68, "end": 17411.68, "text": " Never used it."}, {"start": 17411.68, "end": 17415.84, "text": " I heard you, okay?"}, {"start": 17415.84, "end": 17416.84, "text": " Stay here."}, {"start": 17416.84, "end": 17417.84, "text": " Never play Sim Tunes?"}, {"start": 17417.84, "end": 17418.84, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17418.84, "end": 17429.920000000002, "text": " Oh, it's non-secure."}, {"start": 17429.920000000002, "end": 17432.24, "text": " You made a funny movie that's lost forever?"}, {"start": 17432.24, "end": 17440.32, "text": " Dude, it was probably just like..."}, {"start": 17440.32, "end": 17442.32, "text": " Rocko farting or some shit."}, {"start": 17463.04, "end": 17464.54, "text": " You replace streets of rage too."}, {"start": 17464.84, "end": 17465.34, "text": " Nay."}, {"start": 17470.32, "end": 17486.32, "text": " Please just reach one though."}, {"start": 17486.32, "end": 17487.96, "text": " Which one is Agar, dude?"}, {"start": 17487.96, "end": 17491.72, "text": " The big Larry's middle?"}, {"start": 17491.72, "end": 17492.72, "text": " The mayor?"}, {"start": 17492.72, "end": 17496.72, "text": " Oh, that's final play."}, {"start": 17496.72, "end": 17506.24, "text": " and ready to transport me when it's time to make the sequel to final fight me when"}, {"start": 17506.24, "end": 17508.36, "text": " it's time to make the sequel to Final Fantasy."}, {"start": 17508.36, "end": 17512.16, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 17512.16, "end": 17525.920000000002, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 17525.920000000002, "end": 17532.920000000002, "text": " Is that the one with the dinosaurs?"}, {"start": 17532.920000000002, "end": 17547.920000000002, "text": " I'm pretty sure that's the one with the dinosaurs."}, {"start": 17547.920000000002, "end": 17554.920000000002, "text": " We're playing Lego Island?"}, {"start": 17554.920000000002, "end": 17562.160000000003, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17562.160000000003, "end": 17565.320000000003, "text": " Lego Dees."}, {"start": 17565.320000000003, "end": 17570.160000000003, "text": " Did we get these guys?"}, {"start": 17570.160000000003, "end": 17571.160000000003, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 17571.160000000003, "end": 17572.160000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17572.160000000003, "end": 17573.160000000003, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 17573.16, "end": 17575.16, "text": " Something is down, a freeway."}, {"start": 17585.68, "end": 17589.0, "text": " This shit make my back hurt? Oh no."}, {"start": 17589.0, "end": 17590.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17590.0, "end": 17610.12, "text": " I'm unfortunate."}, {"start": 17610.12, "end": 17611.12, "text": " Top two mini clip game?"}, {"start": 17611.12, "end": 17613.32, "text": " I played like a tank game."}, {"start": 17613.32, "end": 17615.32, "text": " I remember that."}, {"start": 17615.32, "end": 17623.4, "text": " We are in trouble."}, {"start": 17623.4, "end": 17634.2, "text": " We got dudes running all the- I don't even know where that motherfucker- am I blind?"}, {"start": 17634.2, "end": 17640.12, "text": " I truly have no idea where that guy was."}, {"start": 17640.12, "end": 17645.16, "text": " Mars mining game, we had to go deep in the ground."}, {"start": 17645.16, "end": 17648.6, "text": " Is that the incremental one, or ever where you bought the upgrades and shit?"}, {"start": 17649.4, "end": 17653.92, "text": " What was the one Flash game where it was like an RPG and you like leveled your dude up?"}, {"start": 17654.8, "end": 17658.66, "text": " But they had like really tall uncanny like characters or whatever?"}, {"start": 17658.66, "end": 17659.48, "text": " No dynamite?"}, {"start": 17660.2, "end": 17661.96, "text": " It's one that a lot of people have played."}, {"start": 17664.12, "end": 17666.36, "text": " Yeah, it was swords and sandals. That's the one."}, {"start": 17668.88, "end": 17669.88, "text": " Or adventure quest."}, {"start": 17675.16, "end": 17677.16, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 17678.16, "end": 17679.16, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 17679.16, "end": 17680.16, "text": " Ugh!"}, {"start": 17680.16, "end": 17681.16, "text": " The system's still running."}, {"start": 17681.16, "end": 17685.16, "text": " If it left it on, someone turns back on the monitor rest."}, {"start": 17691.16, "end": 17693.16, "text": " They have the classic swords and sandals on steam."}, {"start": 17697.16, "end": 17698.16, "text": " Neat?"}, {"start": 17700.16, "end": 17701.16, "text": " Is it epic?"}, {"start": 17701.16, "end": 17712.16, "text": " epic. You guys play that new vampy survivors game. Eh, I'm probably just gonna die, actually."}, {"start": 17731.16, "end": 17744.16, "text": " Then I die like Sony, I better play Sonic."}, {"start": 17744.16, "end": 17749.44, "text": " You're burnt down Survivor slot?"}, {"start": 17749.44, "end": 17752.64, "text": " The new Vampire Survivor game is like a..."}, {"start": 17752.64, "end": 17757.16, "text": " It's like a card game."}, {"start": 17757.16, "end": 17763.16, "text": " It's not like, uh, you know, move around and kill stuff around you game."}, {"start": 17763.16, "end": 17764.16, "text": " It's a cardigan."}, {"start": 17764.16, "end": 17765.16, "text": " It sucks."}, {"start": 17765.16, "end": 17768.16, "text": " Deck, deck, slop."}, {"start": 17768.16, "end": 17770.16, "text": " Mega Bonk sucked."}, {"start": 17770.16, "end": 17772.16, "text": " No, Mega Bonk was sweet."}, {"start": 17772.16, "end": 17777.16, "text": " It was sweet."}, {"start": 17777.16, "end": 17786.16, "text": " Suck the watch."}, {"start": 17786.16, "end": 17799.34, "text": " suck the watch sorry to hear that"}, {"start": 17799.34, "end": 17808.34, "text": " I thought it was cool."}, {"start": 17808.34, "end": 17816.74, "text": " I like to play Richie McGon."}, {"start": 17816.74, "end": 17817.74, "text": " Richie."}, {"start": 17817.74, "end": 17818.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17818.74, "end": 17821.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17821.74, "end": 17823.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17823.74, "end": 17826.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17826.74, "end": 17828.74, "text": " Excalibur."}, {"start": 17828.74, "end": 17830.74, "text": " Oh, well, thanks for something."}, {"start": 17830.74, "end": 17832.74, "text": " You were right behind me."}, {"start": 17832.74, "end": 17836.74, "text": " Leave the talk. It's really good to go for you back."}, {"start": 17836.74, "end": 17838.74, "text": " Where's your gun? Oh, well."}, {"start": 17838.74, "end": 17840.74, "text": " Oh, well."}, {"start": 17840.74, "end": 17842.74, "text": " Oh, well."}, {"start": 17842.74, "end": 17845.74, "text": " Oh, well."}, {"start": 17845.74, "end": 17860.140000000003, "text": " that's my fault you take on battle toads and double dragon instead of"}, {"start": 17860.140000000003, "end": 17866.38, "text": " genesis I put that in super nintendo I think"}, {"start": 17866.38, "end": 17874.780000000002, "text": " it was cool didn't they make it on Super Nintendo am I done"}, {"start": 17885.460000000003, "end": 17890.780000000002, "text": " hmm I think I think we just restart took too much damage there at first we"}, {"start": 17890.780000000002, "end": 17896.14, "text": " did not take too much damage but it's too fucked"}, {"start": 17896.38, "end": 17901.86, "text": " like the first guy that the trash from the right we barely took any damage like"}, {"start": 17901.86, "end": 17905.420000000002, "text": " our arms got wounded but it doesn't really fuck a matter"}, {"start": 17905.420000000002, "end": 17907.420000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17910.300000000003, "end": 17912.300000000003, "text": " Fantastic"}, {"start": 17921.620000000003, "end": 17923.9, "text": " How do they leave the CCTVs unattended"}, {"start": 17924.780000000002, "end": 17929.780000000002, "text": " Surprise they haven't cut the feet pulling live seats. It's good to have us a layout advantage"}, {"start": 17931.54, "end": 17933.54, "text": " Yeah, we'll see"}, {"start": 17935.420000000002, "end": 17941.420000000002, "text": " What happens if the hard time gets upstairs?"}, {"start": 17941.420000000002, "end": 17953.420000000002, "text": " Can you at least get one good run in tonight?"}, {"start": 17953.420000000002, "end": 17959.420000000002, "text": " Sure buddy, I'll do it for you."}, {"start": 17959.420000000002, "end": 17962.420000000002, "text": " Sure champ."}, {"start": 17962.420000000002, "end": 17965.420000000002, "text": " Sparlin said things were so..."}, {"start": 17968.420000000002, "end": 17970.420000000002, "text": " Dude, this one's for you, bro."}, {"start": 17975.420000000002, "end": 17977.420000000002, "text": " Well, cancer's a good run."}, {"start": 17977.420000000002, "end": 17978.420000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 17985.420000000002, "end": 17988.420000000002, "text": " Like, there's just never a guy there, dude."}, {"start": 17988.420000000002, "end": 17990.420000000002, "text": " There's literally never a guy there, dude."}, {"start": 17992.420000000002, "end": 17998.260000000002, "text": " There's a there almost never a guy there dude"}, {"start": 18003.460000000003, "end": 18007.38, "text": " Well I play Starfield again depends on what kind of mods they got"}, {"start": 18013.620000000003, "end": 18015.940000000002, "text": " How did they leave the CCTVs unattended"}, {"start": 18015.94, "end": 18018.699999999997, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut their feet."}, {"start": 18018.699999999997, "end": 18020.199999999997, "text": " Cameras are still active."}, {"start": 18020.199999999997, "end": 18023.859999999997, "text": " They were likely being watched upon entry."}, {"start": 18023.859999999997, "end": 18024.859999999997, "text": " Bouda Maud."}, {"start": 18024.859999999997, "end": 18032.539999999997, "text": " They made mods for that trash?"}, {"start": 18032.539999999997, "end": 18040.78, "text": " Yeah, I mean, there's a very dedicated Mauding community for Bethesda games for some fucking"}, {"start": 18040.78, "end": 18041.78, "text": " reason."}, {"start": 18041.78, "end": 18045.78, "text": " I can't think of a bigger fluke than Bethesda becoming popular."}, {"start": 18045.78, "end": 18049.3, "text": " I actually can, at least in terms of gaming, right?"}, {"start": 18049.3, "end": 18051.3, "text": " Video game companies."}, {"start": 18056.98, "end": 18060.1, "text": " They're aren't dedicated, but Bethesda modders, dude."}, {"start": 18064.5, "end": 18066.5, "text": " It's co-easy."}, {"start": 18066.5, "end": 18073.62, "text": " Okay, let's hope that she got on the ground because I pointed my gun at her, not because"}, {"start": 18073.62, "end": 18079.62, "text": " there's a guy about to leave that room and then shoot me in the face."}, {"start": 18079.62, "end": 18082.62, "text": " Welp."}, {"start": 18082.62, "end": 18094.62, "text": " Okay, so, well, incoming alarm in two seconds."}, {"start": 18094.62, "end": 18108.3, "text": " can't see okay man oh no well let's just trip it"}, {"start": 18114.579999999998, "end": 18117.78, "text": " we're not alone"}, {"start": 18124.62, "end": 18131.62, "text": " Marlin was cool."}, {"start": 18131.62, "end": 18134.62, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 18134.62, "end": 18141.62, "text": " Wait, we got him."}, {"start": 18141.62, "end": 18142.62, "text": " Where we go?"}, {"start": 18171.62, "end": 18198.579999999998, "text": " where did that come from please don't be the stairs"}, {"start": 18201.62, "end": 18208.62, "text": " I don't know where else could be because I don't think this guy in there might be."}, {"start": 18208.62, "end": 18214.62, "text": " All the three remaster coming."}, {"start": 18214.62, "end": 18219.62, "text": " Could be good."}, {"start": 18219.62, "end": 18226.62, "text": " Could be good."}, {"start": 18226.62, "end": 18227.62, "text": " Could be good."}, {"start": 18227.62, "end": 18228.62, "text": " Could be good."}, {"start": 18228.62, "end": 18235.739999999998, "text": " I like the Oblivion Remaster, or whatever the fuck it was."}, {"start": 18235.739999999998, "end": 18237.739999999998, "text": " Remaster, Remake."}, {"start": 18237.739999999998, "end": 18246.3, "text": " They have all three so much worse than 1, 2, and New Vegas."}, {"start": 18246.3, "end": 18248.3, "text": " Uh, why?"}, {"start": 18248.3, "end": 18255.62, "text": " First of all, 1 and 2 are completely different games, okay, so you can't really compare them."}, {"start": 18255.62, "end": 18262.62, "text": " Mew mew mew mew mew mew."}, {"start": 18271.62, "end": 18273.62, "text": " Whoop-a-poo."}, {"start": 18274.62, "end": 18276.62, "text": " There he is."}, {"start": 18285.62, "end": 18295.62, "text": " We leaned out too far."}, {"start": 18295.62, "end": 18308.379999999997, "text": " There was swine, but you actually aimed in mattermunch because your gun skills would"}, {"start": 18308.379999999997, "end": 18309.379999999997, "text": " throw off shots."}, {"start": 18309.379999999997, "end": 18310.379999999997, "text": " That was annoying."}, {"start": 18310.38, "end": 18313.38, "text": " I mean, you're playing on console anyway, right?"}, {"start": 18313.38, "end": 18315.38, "text": " So, I mean..."}, {"start": 18315.38, "end": 18318.38, "text": " Big whoop."}, {"start": 18318.38, "end": 18320.38, "text": " Big whoop."}, {"start": 18326.38, "end": 18329.38, "text": " Do they even release Blothrey per PC?"}, {"start": 18329.38, "end": 18331.38, "text": " Like at first."}, {"start": 18337.38, "end": 18339.38, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18339.38, "end": 18342.18, "text": " But most people probably play that console, right?"}, {"start": 18355.940000000002, "end": 18357.780000000002, "text": " I didn't mind, like, the..."}, {"start": 18359.98, "end": 18360.780000000002, "text": " You know, the..."}, {"start": 18361.48, "end": 18364.280000000002, "text": " The lower your skill, like, the bigger your reticle ship."}, {"start": 18364.58, "end": 18365.780000000002, "text": " I didn't mind that."}, {"start": 18369.38, "end": 18382.02, "text": " But I can see why someone would mind that."}, {"start": 18382.02, "end": 18386.54, "text": " Who, thanks for 7."}, {"start": 18386.54, "end": 18391.22, "text": " He's still by Fallout 3 somewhere?"}, {"start": 18391.22, "end": 18392.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18392.22, "end": 18399.22, "text": " Is that shit not available on epic steam?"}, {"start": 18406.460000000003, "end": 18407.460000000003, "text": " It's available everywhere."}, {"start": 18407.460000000003, "end": 18408.460000000003, "text": " Yeah, that's a weird question."}, {"start": 18408.460000000003, "end": 18409.460000000003, "text": " Why would you try that Cheddar Assay?"}, {"start": 18409.460000000003, "end": 18410.460000000003, "text": " Is he from the future?"}, {"start": 18410.460000000003, "end": 18411.460000000003, "text": " Time traveler Cheddar?"}, {"start": 18411.460000000003, "end": 18412.460000000003, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 18412.460000000003, "end": 18417.460000000003, "text": " A future where you can't get Fallout 3 anymore?"}, {"start": 18417.46, "end": 18420.94, "text": " A future where you can't get fallout 3 anymore"}, {"start": 18423.94, "end": 18425.94, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 18427.1, "end": 18429.1, "text": " What are you hiding?"}, {"start": 18438.3, "end": 18440.3, "text": " Three hasn't aged well"}, {"start": 18440.3, "end": 18448.3, "text": " Yeah, I don't know, I'm gonna be honest, I don't really trust your guys' opinions on video games."}, {"start": 18448.3, "end": 18468.38, "text": " I played New Vegas somewhat recently, I still have fun."}, {"start": 18468.38, "end": 18470.54, "text": " Was that door open when I just looked?"}, {"start": 18470.54, "end": 18473.66, "text": " Was that door open when I just looked?"}, {"start": 18473.66, "end": 18476.38, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 18476.38, "end": 18479.06, "text": " Was it?"}, {"start": 18479.06, "end": 18480.7, "text": " Actually, no."}, {"start": 18480.7, "end": 18485.620000000003, "text": " I did not hear that door fucking open, dude."}, {"start": 18485.620000000003, "end": 18487.620000000003, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 18487.620000000003, "end": 18489.74, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 18489.74, "end": 18492.9, "text": " Mod detected unofficial score."}, {"start": 18492.9, "end": 18495.9, "text": " Yeah, we got the no talk mod, dude."}, {"start": 18498.9, "end": 18500.9, "text": " I did not hear that door open."}, {"start": 18500.9, "end": 18502.9, "text": " Poopy Poopy, thanks for subbing."}, {"start": 18518.9, "end": 18519.9, "text": " Done!"}, {"start": 18522.9, "end": 18525.300000000003, "text": " I think Fallout 3 is perfectly fine."}, {"start": 18525.300000000003, "end": 18529.4, "text": " Fallout 3 is one of those games where, I mean, me personally don't smoke we need more, but like..."}, {"start": 18529.9, "end": 18532.9, "text": " I can see someone like hitting the bog and then just like..."}, {"start": 18534.4, "end": 18537.9, "text": " Jacking in and playing Fallout for a little bit."}, {"start": 18552.9, "end": 18558.38, "text": " I do my best transform sound"}, {"start": 18569.260000000002, "end": 18571.260000000002, "text": " Does I like bumblebee"}, {"start": 18582.9, "end": 18584.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18590.980000000003, "end": 18592.980000000003, "text": " Meow meow meow"}, {"start": 18595.38, "end": 18597.38, "text": " Wait was there guy in the corner?"}, {"start": 18597.960000000003, "end": 18599.960000000003, "text": " Nate"}, {"start": 18599.96, "end": 18601.96, "text": " 2"}, {"start": 18607.46, "end": 18611.14, "text": " He wasted so much time cupping civvies I'm picking up guns you think you should give yourself one more day"}, {"start": 18613.28, "end": 18615.28, "text": " Maybe also I'm streaming early tomorrow"}, {"start": 18619.379999999997, "end": 18621.379999999997, "text": " Three yield epic"}, {"start": 18624.44, "end": 18626.44, "text": " And yeah, we're doing a"}, {"start": 18626.44, "end": 18633.44, "text": " play epic co-stream of uh game expo"}, {"start": 18651.44, "end": 18652.44, "text": " with who?"}, {"start": 18652.44, "end": 18654.44, "text": " me, myself, and I"}, {"start": 18654.44, "end": 18662.44, "text": " I'll be... I gotta use the uh... the co-streaming feature or whatever. That's what I'm at."}, {"start": 18670.44, "end": 18671.44, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 18671.44, "end": 18682.239999999998, "text": " The required to not talk shit about the games."}, {"start": 18682.239999999998, "end": 18687.399999999998, "text": " There was no not talking shit clause, no."}, {"start": 18687.399999999998, "end": 18691.219999999998, "text": " That said, and I said it the last time we talked about this, I've watched a lot of"}, {"start": 18691.22, "end": 18707.780000000002, "text": " game expo shit on stream and I've been been pretty what's the word I mean you"}, {"start": 18707.780000000002, "end": 18713.02, "text": " guys are assholes let's just be honest about that shit you'll post resident"}, {"start": 18713.02, "end": 18720.260000000002, "text": " sleeper in chat I try to be like yeah I mean this looks okay you know I mean"}, {"start": 18720.260000000002, "end": 18723.340000000004, "text": " And that's kind of like the general..."}, {"start": 18723.340000000004, "end": 18725.260000000002, "text": " Bullshit."}, {"start": 18725.260000000002, "end": 18732.620000000003, "text": " Okay, sure."}, {"start": 18732.620000000003, "end": 18740.02, "text": " Sure thing, Twitch chat."}, {"start": 18740.02, "end": 18742.02, "text": " Where'd he go?"}, {"start": 18742.02, "end": 18747.02, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18747.02, "end": 18754.02, "text": " I think I went this way."}, {"start": 18754.02, "end": 18756.72, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 18756.72, "end": 18757.72, "text": " You're just cynical?"}, {"start": 18757.72, "end": 18764.18, "text": " Yeah, you guys are definitely way more cynical than me when it comes to, uh, watching that"}, {"start": 18764.18, "end": 18765.18, "text": " show."}, {"start": 18765.18, "end": 18766.18, "text": " I'm gonna be honest."}, {"start": 18766.18, "end": 18774.18, "text": " If I'm not interested, I'll try to just skip."}, {"start": 18774.18, "end": 18786.02, "text": " Are you guys coming out or what?"}, {"start": 18786.02, "end": 18793.14, "text": " Does 99% of games suck ass these days?"}, {"start": 18793.14, "end": 18801.46, "text": " That's a you problem, ma man."}, {"start": 18801.46, "end": 18804.46, "text": " Will I be playing any of the games featured on the expo?"}, {"start": 18804.46, "end": 18805.46, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 18807.46, "end": 18808.46, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 18831.46, "end": 18855.379999999997, "text": " I don't think 99% of games are going to be announced at this expo, but I could be wrong,"}, {"start": 18855.38, "end": 18857.38, "text": " That could be wrong."}, {"start": 18864.18, "end": 18866.18, "text": " Could be wrong."}, {"start": 18876.18, "end": 18880.02, "text": " It's all those David thanks for selling it. Looks like for dustblood news."}, {"start": 18880.02, "end": 18887.02, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 18887.02, "end": 18895.78, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 18895.78, "end": 18905.78, "text": " There's nothing Nintendo Switch exclusive Bloodborne VR or some shit."}, {"start": 18905.78, "end": 18912.78, "text": " Are they like Nairain?"}, {"start": 18912.78, "end": 18915.78, "text": " Yeah I did."}, {"start": 18915.78, "end": 18919.78, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 18919.78, "end": 18931.219999999998, "text": " Nine Reigns of VR?"}, {"start": 18931.219999999998, "end": 18939.98, "text": " So?"}, {"start": 18939.98, "end": 18948.62, "text": " As long as FromSoftware isn't doing the multiplayer, it could be good."}, {"start": 18948.62, "end": 18953.94, "text": " The issue is that if it's just like a, it's a Switch 2 exclusive man, I think it's gonna"}, {"start": 18953.94, "end": 18961.579999999998, "text": " run like 30 FPS, maybe that's why they're doing it, dude."}, {"start": 18961.579999999998, "end": 18977.059999999998, "text": " To maintain the original allure of Bloodborne being 30 FPS, 20, sorry, 24 FPS."}, {"start": 18977.06, "end": 18981.22, "text": " Me when I'm jacking in for a round of dustbloods."}, {"start": 18984.780000000002, "end": 18987.440000000002, "text": " Seven of the eight players are playing on Wi-Fi."}, {"start": 18988.38, "end": 18990.38, "text": " From software, did the netcode."}, {"start": 18992.58, "end": 18993.420000000002, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 18995.420000000002, "end": 18996.74, "text": " Uh-oh, what?"}, {"start": 18996.74, "end": 18997.58, "text": " Ruh-roh!"}, {"start": 19007.06, "end": 19011.780000000002, "text": " I'm trying to think of, like, which From Software game probably the best Netcode."}, {"start": 19011.780000000002, "end": 19015.940000000002, "text": " For me, it was probably Dark Souls 3."}, {"start": 19015.940000000002, "end": 19022.100000000002, "text": " But even then..."}, {"start": 19022.100000000002, "end": 19023.58, "text": " Like that had, like, a built-in lag."}, {"start": 19023.58, "end": 19024.58, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 19024.58, "end": 19029.460000000003, "text": " Like, you would hit someone and then, like, 0.3 seconds later, whatever they would get."}, {"start": 19029.460000000003, "end": 19032.940000000002, "text": " At least it was, like, consistently that."}, {"start": 19032.940000000002, "end": 19036.54, "text": " Instead of whatever the fuck Elm Ring was, holy shit, that should suck ass."}, {"start": 19036.54, "end": 19040.940000000002, "text": " release holy fuck it was so bad"}, {"start": 19044.940000000002, "end": 19048.06, "text": " and when elnaring came out"}, {"start": 19048.780000000002, "end": 19053.420000000002, "text": " um like you couldn't even really invade people"}, {"start": 19053.420000000002, "end": 19057.82, "text": " because they were just randomly disconnect because for whatever fucking"}, {"start": 19057.82, "end": 19062.38, "text": " reason it just didn't work like 90% of the"}, {"start": 19062.38, "end": 19070.82, "text": " fucking time and 90% of the time it is so disapointing and for those reasons"}, {"start": 19070.82, "end": 19077.5, "text": " shatter I must I must say no I am not excited for best bloods because it will"}, {"start": 19077.5, "end": 19084.460000000003, "text": " probably not be good depending on who designs their neck care"}, {"start": 19085.620000000003, "end": 19089.14, "text": " is this tramps"}, {"start": 19092.38, "end": 19098.38, "text": " It's like ER with PvP was fun even though it was shit."}, {"start": 19098.38, "end": 19120.38, "text": " I mean I don't know how it is now, but before it was literally unplayable so."}, {"start": 19120.38, "end": 19124.7, "text": " It went under the couch in front of me, didn't get flushed."}, {"start": 19124.7, "end": 19134.66, "text": " There are at least one third of Elden Ring released PVP just next to me from Coward's"}, {"start": 19134.66, "end": 19142.620000000003, "text": " Clawing to either of my cable, no, and you like, I mean maybe, maybe, but like, the way"}, {"start": 19142.620000000003, "end": 19149.38, "text": " that it works, and they did the shit on purpose too, is you can never invade a guy who was"}, {"start": 19149.38, "end": 19154.58, "text": " alone ever you only invade someone who had a like a player summon with them"}, {"start": 19154.58, "end": 19166.54, "text": " right and that was probably done so that people wouldn't pull the cord it was"}, {"start": 19166.54, "end": 19171.3, "text": " shrimp just so I watched people ascend in heaven for like 10 seconds before just"}, {"start": 19171.3, "end": 19174.420000000002, "text": " getting disconnected or whatever"}, {"start": 19174.420000000002, "end": 19180.100000000002, "text": " People running into walls disappearing and shit. It was actually so fucked up."}, {"start": 19180.100000000002, "end": 19187.06, "text": " It's so easy to be two that people co-opping though. You mean one be two? Yeah."}, {"start": 19187.06, "end": 19192.38, "text": " If you're like..."}, {"start": 19192.38, "end": 19204.86, "text": " If you're invading in a Dark Souls game, you probably have played a fair amount, right?"}, {"start": 19204.86, "end": 19207.7, "text": " Or at least you're interested in killing people and shit."}, {"start": 19207.7, "end": 19212.280000000002, "text": " Whereas the average person who's playing with their friend or whatever probably is not as"}, {"start": 19212.280000000002, "end": 19217.940000000002, "text": " invested as you are, so it probably is easier more often than not to win the 1v2, but you"}, {"start": 19217.94, "end": 19225.1, "text": " You gotta be able to finesse the inevitable like R1 spam that's gonna come your way or"}, {"start": 19225.1, "end": 19234.5, "text": " like the El Clasico man with sword and then guy with staff in the background shooting"}, {"start": 19234.5, "end": 19239.34, "text": " the homing missiles at you and shit the whole fucking time."}, {"start": 19239.34, "end": 19245.5, "text": " like the weapon arts fan and shit it was so fucking hard man sometimes"}, {"start": 19250.14, "end": 19259.1, "text": " so freaking hard three times rivers of blood"}, {"start": 19261.86, "end": 19267.22, "text": " I don't know how effective like resistances were well like I feel like"}, {"start": 19267.22, "end": 19270.14, "text": " of three people were hitting you with rivers of blood you probably still take the blood"}, {"start": 19270.14, "end": 19274.22, "text": " proc in like a couple of seconds a girl hitting you right."}, {"start": 19274.22, "end": 19278.22, "text": " So I'm moving!"}, {"start": 19290.22, "end": 19292.22, "text": " It's a real killer, thanks for subbing."}, {"start": 19293.22, "end": 19295.22, "text": " We have Moonvale dude."}, {"start": 19295.22, "end": 19298.420000000002, "text": " My god mother freaking moon veil"}, {"start": 19317.620000000003, "end": 19323.920000000002, "text": " A magma and mockery monarch base was up. They like secure. Oh, yeah, she here was great"}, {"start": 19325.22, "end": 19332.22, "text": " Very Poggers."}, {"start": 19332.22, "end": 19339.22, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 19339.22, "end": 19350.22, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 19350.22, "end": 19358.34, "text": " down. Is there any end that everyone loves in his highly praised that you didn't enjoy"}, {"start": 19358.34, "end": 19379.620000000003, "text": " at all? Oh yeah, DMC 5, yeah. That's a big one. I like Tateys. I like Tateys. I like"}, {"start": 19379.62, "end": 19381.62, "text": " Outer Wilds."}, {"start": 19383.059999999998, "end": 19385.62, "text": " I changed my opinion on Outer Wilds because I uh,"}, {"start": 19385.62, "end": 19389.62, "text": " I did some extra extracurricular video watching because I missed."}, {"start": 19389.62, "end": 19391.62, "text": " I think the story in Outer Wilds is really good."}, {"start": 19391.62, "end": 19394.62, "text": " But I just missed like some of the important plot points."}, {"start": 19397.62, "end": 19401.62, "text": " So I thought I was less, less oppressive than it ended up being."}, {"start": 19409.62, "end": 19411.82, "text": " Meow, meow, meow, meow."}, {"start": 19413.86, "end": 19415.36, "text": " I think our Wilds is very good."}, {"start": 19419.52, "end": 19420.42, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 19420.42, "end": 19421.62, "text": " Suspect is down."}, {"start": 19434.92, "end": 19439.32, "text": " Just do extra curricular videos on DMC, so you can affirm that it is shit."}, {"start": 19439.62, "end": 19453.8, "text": " I couldn't articulate 100% right now why I did not like DMC5, bruh, because it's been"}, {"start": 19453.8, "end": 19454.8, "text": " so long."}, {"start": 19454.8, "end": 19471.899999999998, "text": " one thing I do like about DMC5 is if you beat the first boss and you get hit by them."}, {"start": 19471.9, "end": 19474.9, "text": " There's a...always a fan of that."}, {"start": 19501.9, "end": 19505.34, "text": " B is the worst part of the game. I hate it playing as that guy, Radma."}, {"start": 19506.54, "end": 19508.140000000003, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 19511.300000000003, "end": 19513.9, "text": " I will say the concept is at least somewhat interesting, right?"}, {"start": 19515.260000000002, "end": 19518.780000000002, "text": " Kind of like Auraform walking while your minions are fighting whatever, but like..."}, {"start": 19521.260000000002, "end": 19526.5, "text": " I'd rather just shoot and stab them with big sword, flashy style."}, {"start": 19531.9, "end": 19533.9, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 19539.9, "end": 19544.9, "text": " You coming out or what? Surprise! Surprise!"}, {"start": 19555.9, "end": 19559.9, "text": " Oh my God, how do I not see that?"}, {"start": 19561.9, "end": 19568.9, "text": " I almost friggin died."}, {"start": 19568.9, "end": 19569.9, "text": " Is it still farting?"}, {"start": 19569.9, "end": 19578.9, "text": " Yeah, it's still farting."}, {"start": 19578.9, "end": 19580.9, "text": " me when I'm director of the FBI?"}, {"start": 19598.2, "end": 19600.2, "text": " Why are you panicking? I'm here."}, {"start": 19608.9, "end": 19620.34, "text": " Yeah, I didn't really like DMC5."}, {"start": 19620.34, "end": 19621.34, "text": " It's whatever."}, {"start": 19621.34, "end": 19622.34, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 19622.34, "end": 19642.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19642.14, "end": 19649.44, "text": " The van was cool."}, {"start": 19649.44, "end": 19651.44, "text": " Do you like what you see?"}, {"start": 19672.44, "end": 19674.44, "text": " I think there's a person in here!"}, {"start": 19679.44, "end": 19682.239999999998, "text": " Christing is 300 bucks."}, {"start": 19700.48, "end": 19702.48, "text": " That sounded like it was a couple of rooms over."}, {"start": 19709.44, "end": 19720.48, "text": " should we help a nuggets fans eat dick preferred I prefer tenders normally so"}, {"start": 19720.48, "end": 19724.039999999997, "text": " I think we're on the same side"}, {"start": 19724.04, "end": 19737.04, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19737.04, "end": 19741.04, "text": " all of the sports,"}, {"start": 19741.04, "end": 19753.04, "text": " I miss someone in here?"}, {"start": 19753.04, "end": 19754.04, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19754.04, "end": 19759.04, "text": " Permission to drink, piss, and gargle, cum."}, {"start": 19759.04, "end": 19760.04, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 19760.04, "end": 19765.04, "text": " I don't think you should do either of those."}, {"start": 19765.04, "end": 19772.04, "text": " You think the guy who had cancer is deceased yet?"}, {"start": 19772.04, "end": 19775.04, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 19775.04, "end": 19780.440000000002, "text": " He's hanging on for the eventual clear."}, {"start": 19780.440000000002, "end": 19786.68, "text": " Which incidentally is probably this attempt, so."}, {"start": 19786.68, "end": 19791.68, "text": " Why are you laughing?"}, {"start": 19791.68, "end": 19795.0, "text": " you know what robin williams said"}, {"start": 19795.0, "end": 19802.0, "text": " the best medicines laughter"}, {"start": 19807.04, "end": 19810.84, "text": " so why don't you take it down a notch"}, {"start": 19810.84, "end": 19815.98, "text": " uh-oh"}, {"start": 19815.98, "end": 19816.98, "text": " Where'd he go?"}, {"start": 19822.78, "end": 19825.18, "text": " Dude, we're watching the replay on that one,"}, {"start": 19825.18, "end": 19826.86, "text": " cause I want you to see."}, {"start": 19829.14, "end": 19830.26, "text": " I want you to see."}, {"start": 19832.3, "end": 19833.2, "text": " What was the plan there?"}, {"start": 19833.2, "end": 19836.42, "text": " Clip that dude in the head before he killed me."}, {"start": 19836.42, "end": 19838.34, "text": " Stopped the guy before he pulled the fucking fire alarm"}, {"start": 19838.34, "end": 19840.78, "text": " and fucked up every room on that floor."}, {"start": 19840.78, "end": 19847.78, "text": " Let's look at this shit."}, {"start": 19847.78, "end": 19856.78, "text": " Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow."}, {"start": 19856.78, "end": 19859.78, "text": " What happens when they pull a fire alarm?"}, {"start": 19859.78, "end": 19866.78, "text": " It just, it just, it seems to be the worst fucking thing that can happen."}, {"start": 19866.78, "end": 19869.78, "text": " How do they leave the CCTVs on it?"}, {"start": 19869.78, "end": 19874.78, "text": " Okay, okay, skip backwards."}, {"start": 19874.78, "end": 19878.78, "text": " Is that me? What the hell?"}, {"start": 19885.78, "end": 19887.78, "text": " Tell me why it starts like that, by the way."}, {"start": 19887.78, "end": 19889.78, "text": " That guy looks so stupid."}, {"start": 19889.78, "end": 19912.02, "text": " back a little bit okay check this shit out"}, {"start": 19912.02, "end": 19923.02, "text": " Behold. Here's the Torta himself."}, {"start": 19923.02, "end": 19932.02, "text": " Hmm, he's minding my own business. He's checking out and looking at this wall."}, {"start": 19932.02, "end": 19939.02, "text": " Wait, wait a second. Hold on now."}, {"start": 19939.02, "end": 19943.0, "text": " He saw us through this little slit right here guys. Oh doi"}, {"start": 19944.3, "end": 19949.34, "text": " You got to cover every angle when you play this game dude. You have to cover every fucking angle, dude"}, {"start": 19951.5, "end": 19953.5, "text": " The doors not actually closed by the way"}, {"start": 19955.9, "end": 19958.36, "text": " LSPG is on site. All right now watch this"}, {"start": 19961.82, "end": 19964.4, "text": " Oh, okay, good shot good shot"}, {"start": 19969.02, "end": 19974.74, "text": " Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Very good"}, {"start": 19981.260000000002, "end": 19983.260000000002, "text": " This is probably the best angle here was this"}, {"start": 19988.9, "end": 19990.98, "text": " Mm-hmm faking this"}, {"start": 19996.100000000002, "end": 19998.100000000002, "text": " I think our mistake was uh"}, {"start": 19999.02, "end": 20004.02, "text": " Probably that door spawning open, right?"}, {"start": 20006.02, "end": 20007.02, "text": " Problem nothing's was up."}, {"start": 20015.02, "end": 20018.02, "text": " I mean, I guess we're learning, I guess we're learning."}, {"start": 20018.02, "end": 20019.02, "text": " That door's open."}, {"start": 20019.02, "end": 20022.02, "text": " We're gonna look at that tiny little slit."}, {"start": 20022.02, "end": 20038.920000000002, "text": " Oh god, I gotta feel my spine rolling in on itself dude"}, {"start": 20038.920000000002, "end": 20049.58, "text": " Could you check the cameras to see if you're lucky enough to get vision on that hallway?"}, {"start": 20049.58, "end": 20055.58, "text": " Oh yeah, but what if... what if we did not randomly get that camera, though?"}, {"start": 20056.18, "end": 20058.18, "text": " Like, there's no way to tell now if we got it, right?"}, {"start": 20058.18, "end": 20059.18, "text": " But..."}, {"start": 20059.58, "end": 20063.18, "text": " I have... I have not gotten that room many times."}, {"start": 20065.38, "end": 20068.980000000003, "text": " I find that camera to be the most useful one, so I'm always looking for it."}, {"start": 20069.18, "end": 20072.18, "text": " But I usually check it when I'm, like, getting there from the other side."}, {"start": 20078.480000000003, "end": 20079.18, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 20079.58, "end": 20092.06, "text": " At the end of the day, like, it might look unfair that from a hundred yards away that"}, {"start": 20092.06, "end": 20097.38, "text": " guy saw me while looking in the other direction and then shot me through a centimeter wide"}, {"start": 20097.38, "end": 20105.140000000003, "text": " gap, and then perfectly hit me with every bullet as he was moving from that long distance."}, {"start": 20105.14, "end": 20113.54, "text": " But what we're not seeing is that these guys are actually highly advanced lizard people."}, {"start": 20113.54, "end": 20119.94, "text": " And they have eyeballs in every part of their body to see around them 360 degrees."}, {"start": 20119.94, "end": 20121.94, "text": " We have an adventure in the castle."}, {"start": 20121.94, "end": 20123.94, "text": " I just need my head in place."}, {"start": 20123.94, "end": 20125.94, "text": " I can do my job."}, {"start": 20125.94, "end": 20127.94, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 20127.94, "end": 20129.94, "text": " Yeah, it might be good that we didn't hit him."}, {"start": 20129.94, "end": 20131.94, "text": " We have one set back down."}, {"start": 20141.94, "end": 20143.94, "text": " You got cameras and guy in their ear telling them you coming."}, {"start": 20143.94, "end": 20145.94, "text": " Yeah, dude, that's what happened."}, {"start": 20145.94, "end": 20147.94, "text": " Yeah, dude, that's what happened."}, {"start": 20147.94, "end": 20173.64, "text": " happen. Yeah. Oh, they calmed it. Oops. Rookie mistake. That's why they left the CCTV"}, {"start": 20173.64, "end": 20174.64, "text": " be unattended?"}, {"start": 20174.64, "end": 20180.64, "text": " No, they left it unattended because they're mocking me, because they think that even what"}, {"start": 20180.64, "end": 20186.84, "text": " the CCTV, I can't beat them, which is true, it's been true 600 million times."}, {"start": 20186.84, "end": 20191.64, "text": " They're giving me an advantage, because they feel bad."}, {"start": 20191.64, "end": 20193.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20193.64, "end": 20199.64, "text": " Do not do that."}, {"start": 20199.64, "end": 20201.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20206.28, "end": 20208.28, "text": " Don't know"}, {"start": 20220.72, "end": 20222.72, "text": " Right thank you very much"}, {"start": 20229.64, "end": 20242.36, "text": " Oh, there's a guy over there."}, {"start": 20242.36, "end": 20245.92, "text": " The freak on a leash karaoke."}, {"start": 20245.92, "end": 20257.559999999998, "text": " Look at this bald motherfucker."}, {"start": 20257.56, "end": 20261.640000000003, "text": " It's gonna be my hair in like a year by the way."}, {"start": 20261.640000000003, "end": 20264.56, "text": " I won't be shaving the rest of it."}, {"start": 20264.56, "end": 20280.4, "text": " That's precisely how my hair is balding, I was like, it's right down the middle dude."}, {"start": 20280.4, "end": 20283.4, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 20283.4, "end": 20285.4, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 20285.56, "end": 20289.4, "text": " You know, this is um cool. What hey"}, {"start": 20294.800000000003, "end": 20296.800000000003, "text": " All right, the nurse go did work"}, {"start": 20313.4, "end": 20314.4, "text": " I'm trying to..."}, {"start": 20317.9, "end": 20320.9, "text": " Eee, eee, uh, uh, uh, uh."}, {"start": 20328.600000000002, "end": 20330.4, "text": " Is that really telling me to shave his hair?"}, {"start": 20330.4, "end": 20331.9, "text": " Yeah, I mean, like..."}, {"start": 20334.100000000002, "end": 20334.600000000002, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 20335.600000000002, "end": 20339.7, "text": " Dude, like, give me a break. Push me to the other side of the fucking door, dude."}, {"start": 20340.100000000002, "end": 20342.100000000002, "text": " You like, do it, do anything!"}, {"start": 20342.100000000002, "end": 20352.100000000002, "text": " Please man! The door went through me bro."}, {"start": 20354.100000000002, "end": 20357.100000000002, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20358.100000000002, "end": 20366.100000000002, "text": " We're going really fast but the issue is we're probably going too fast but that's okay. That's okay."}, {"start": 20366.100000000002, "end": 20374.180000000004, "text": " Maybe he wouldn't rush you if you weren't stomping around everywhere at Moon Moon."}, {"start": 20374.180000000004, "end": 20379.100000000002, "text": " I need to inform you, chatter, that your highlights have been ignored and I can see why."}, {"start": 20379.100000000002, "end": 20382.100000000002, "text": " You got lucky I noticed them."}, {"start": 20382.100000000002, "end": 20383.100000000002, "text": " Trump 647."}, {"start": 20383.100000000002, "end": 20388.100000000002, "text": " How did they leave their CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 20388.100000000002, "end": 20390.100000000002, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 20390.100000000002, "end": 20393.100000000002, "text": " And when they left this on, they didn't want us to see anything."}, {"start": 20393.100000000002, "end": 20396.100000000002, "text": " They're no longer hiding, but watching us."}, {"start": 20396.100000000002, "end": 20398.100000000002, "text": " You didn't ignore his highlights, don't you? I did."}, {"start": 20400.100000000002, "end": 20403.100000000002, "text": " I was surprised to see the At Moon Moon at the end."}, {"start": 20405.100000000002, "end": 20409.100000000002, "text": " Because there was no red background, and then I realized past me, ignored his highlights."}, {"start": 20413.100000000002, "end": 20414.100000000002, "text": " Weeeeeeer."}, {"start": 20417.100000000002, "end": 20418.100000000002, "text": " Put your hands up!"}, {"start": 20418.100000000002, "end": 20421.100000000002, "text": " Surrender, ghost."}, {"start": 20421.100000000002, "end": 20423.100000000002, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 20423.100000000002, "end": 20425.100000000002, "text": " What the fuck up?"}, {"start": 20425.100000000002, "end": 20427.100000000002, "text": " I'm doing it, all right."}, {"start": 20427.100000000002, "end": 20429.100000000002, "text": " Designing two people."}, {"start": 20429.100000000002, "end": 20432.100000000002, "text": " Two men standing by the trailers."}, {"start": 20432.100000000002, "end": 20436.100000000002, "text": " Would they have a two-inch cock or a 20-inch one?"}, {"start": 20436.100000000002, "end": 20438.100000000002, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 20441.100000000002, "end": 20443.100000000002, "text": " Two? I guess."}, {"start": 20448.100000000002, "end": 20458.100000000002, "text": " Gun with lower recoil and shorter barrel trium."}, {"start": 20458.100000000002, "end": 20460.100000000002, "text": " Um, no."}, {"start": 20460.100000000002, "end": 20461.100000000002, "text": " No, I think I will."}, {"start": 20461.100000000002, "end": 20464.100000000002, "text": " I think I'm going to keep using this gun."}, {"start": 20464.100000000002, "end": 20466.100000000002, "text": " Doo doo doo doo!"}, {"start": 20466.100000000002, "end": 20468.100000000002, "text": " Boop boop!"}, {"start": 20474.100000000002, "end": 20476.100000000002, "text": " What would you do with a 20 inch penis?"}, {"start": 20478.100000000002, "end": 20485.100000000002, "text": " I'm not sure what that is."}, {"start": 20485.100000000002, "end": 20486.100000000002, "text": " Orange Star?"}, {"start": 20486.100000000002, "end": 20489.100000000002, "text": " Why would they leave the CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 20489.100000000002, "end": 20491.100000000002, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 20491.100000000002, "end": 20493.100000000002, "text": " Cameras are still active."}, {"start": 20493.100000000002, "end": 20496.100000000002, "text": " We were likely being watched upon entry."}, {"start": 20496.100000000002, "end": 20498.100000000002, "text": " Try the 50 Cal Pistol."}, {"start": 20498.100000000002, "end": 20500.100000000002, "text": " It doesn't exist."}, {"start": 20508.100000000002, "end": 20521.780000000002, "text": " Hey man, I don't think the police force is working out for man, maybe try HOSPOW?"}, {"start": 20521.780000000002, "end": 20528.100000000002, "text": " Hey man, I don't think the police force is working out for man, maybe man needs to work"}, {"start": 20528.100000000002, "end": 20531.180000000004, "text": " at the HOSPOW instead."}, {"start": 20531.180000000004, "end": 20532.7, "text": " Man said HOSPOW."}, {"start": 20532.7, "end": 20533.7, "text": " HOSPOW."}, {"start": 20533.7, "end": 20542.82, "text": " Ospo, come on then. Speak the King's English."}, {"start": 20548.54, "end": 20558.940000000002, "text": " No one says Ospo. What do they call gangsters in England? The highway men or"}, {"start": 20558.94, "end": 20568.18, "text": " whatever. Honestly, really cool name. Roadman. Roadman. Roadman. Yeah. Still cool. Still"}, {"start": 20568.18, "end": 20580.539999999997, "text": " cool. Not not as cool as highwayman though. Shooty doodies. Amines. Into the hospital"}, {"start": 20580.54, "end": 20594.74, "text": " are you bro? Wrong hood bro. Where's your grandmum stay? Where's your grandmum stay?"}, {"start": 20594.74, "end": 20610.260000000002, "text": " My mans. They say Nan. Where's your grandnan stay? But you know where you are bro. This"}, {"start": 20610.260000000002, "end": 20614.260000000002, "text": " This is Warshashashire, bro."}, {"start": 20614.260000000002, "end": 20618.260000000002, "text": " You belong here, man."}, {"start": 20622.260000000002, "end": 20626.260000000002, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 20630.260000000002, "end": 20634.260000000002, "text": " Not on my side, at least."}, {"start": 20634.260000000002, "end": 20638.260000000002, "text": " Oh no, no."}, {"start": 20640.260000000002, "end": 20650.260000000002, "text": " Don't leave me in the state park."}, {"start": 20650.260000000002, "end": 20657.260000000002, "text": " Everything in the park, civilians standing by for trailers."}, {"start": 20657.260000000002, "end": 20658.260000000002, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 20658.260000000002, "end": 20662.260000000002, "text": " You ever tried Frosty Jack?"}, {"start": 20662.260000000002, "end": 20664.260000000002, "text": " Is that cereal?"}, {"start": 20664.260000000002, "end": 20666.260000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 20666.260000000002, "end": 20667.86, "text": " Fuck, it's Frosty Jack."}, {"start": 20674.460000000003, "end": 20675.36, "text": " It's not come."}, {"start": 20686.960000000003, "end": 20688.660000000003, "text": " Frozen Jack Daniels."}, {"start": 20689.460000000003, "end": 20691.160000000003, "text": " I think Jack Daniels is gross."}, {"start": 20691.160000000003, "end": 20691.760000000002, "text": " I am a."}, {"start": 20692.56, "end": 20694.160000000003, "text": " There's a guy here and a guy here."}, {"start": 20696.260000000002, "end": 20714.02, "text": " I've never heard of that."}, {"start": 20714.02, "end": 20719.22, "text": " So this is drink joke the jack was"}, {"start": 20733.7, "end": 20735.7, "text": " I don't want"}, {"start": 20744.02, "end": 20751.02, "text": " friendly reminder that the movie baby geniuses exist and they got a sequel"}, {"start": 20751.02, "end": 20764.02, "text": " there's a lot of kid slop out there for sure in the movie the movie verse remember the emoji"}, {"start": 20764.02, "end": 20789.14, "text": " movie dude. Oh my! We're a lot too far over there buddy. Miss when kid's slop was like"}, {"start": 20789.14, "end": 20791.14, "text": " Shrek"}, {"start": 20808.38, "end": 20810.38, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 20812.98, "end": 20814.98, "text": " Shreks for adults"}, {"start": 20816.579999999998, "end": 20818.579999999998, "text": " On a technicality"}, {"start": 20819.14, "end": 20847.98, "text": " I'm not even sure my kid is scene shrugging, if he's scene shrugging it was when he was"}, {"start": 20847.98, "end": 20865.26, "text": " much younger. I think now he would appreciate some Shrek. I definitely hear footsteps in"}, {"start": 20865.260000000002, "end": 20869.260000000002, "text": " there. Let's not have a repeat of what just happened."}, {"start": 20881.260000000002, "end": 20887.260000000002, "text": " Do you have any movies you want to show them? No. I was not really a movie person. Really?"}, {"start": 20895.260000000002, "end": 20911.340000000004, "text": " Any games then? I gotta wait for the frontal lobe to develop a little bit more."}, {"start": 20911.34, "end": 20924.82, "text": " to"}, {"start": 20924.82, "end": 20929.06, "text": " never too early to play do"}, {"start": 20929.06, "end": 20935.06, "text": " the fuck up are is like"}, {"start": 20935.06, "end": 20939.36, "text": " he would probably be decent supplies to do"}, {"start": 20939.36, "end": 20943.36, "text": " just the way that like most like most society has like progressed and shit"}, {"start": 20946.96, "end": 20952.96, "text": " but i remember the first time i saw doom when i was a kid bro i was like what the fuck is happening"}, {"start": 20953.760000000002, "end": 20955.440000000002, "text": " what is happening right now"}, {"start": 20963.68, "end": 20966.24, "text": " the first time i saw doom was actually on the super nintendo"}, {"start": 20966.24, "end": 20974.58, "text": " And I could be wrong, could be wrong, but I'm almost positive that the Super Nintendo"}, {"start": 20974.58, "end": 20987.66, "text": " version did not have music, which made it really creepy."}, {"start": 20987.66, "end": 20988.66, "text": " Also no blood?"}, {"start": 20988.66, "end": 20994.940000000002, "text": " I mean, yeah, but you still have the demons and shit, which is scarier than the blood."}, {"start": 20994.94, "end": 20996.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21000.3, "end": 21002.3, "text": " Am I"}, {"start": 21002.44, "end": 21006.359999999997, "text": " That music it was a different version that lacked music. Oh, oh"}, {"start": 21010.18, "end": 21015.14, "text": " You didn't know super nintendo had doom the idea it was it had a red cartridge, dude"}, {"start": 21015.98, "end": 21019.059999999998, "text": " It was fucking evil. It was evil as shit"}, {"start": 21020.02, "end": 21022.02, "text": " Holy fuck"}, {"start": 21024.94, "end": 21030.899999999998, "text": " That was the version you played the most."}, {"start": 21030.899999999998, "end": 21032.899999999998, "text": " That's a shame because it's not a good version of the game."}, {"start": 21032.899999999998, "end": 21033.899999999998, "text": " It's not a good version."}, {"start": 21033.899999999998, "end": 21034.899999999998, "text": " Not a good version."}, {"start": 21034.899999999998, "end": 21035.899999999998, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 21035.9, "end": 21037.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21052.300000000003, "end": 21056.24, "text": " Do met so many bad ports yeah, that's some good ones though"}, {"start": 21057.74, "end": 21063.100000000002, "text": " Doom 64 although saving really a port which is a different game. Yes one doom was really good"}, {"start": 21065.9, "end": 21072.9, "text": " That's pretty much it, I think."}, {"start": 21072.9, "end": 21076.9, "text": " Calculator Doom?"}, {"start": 21076.9, "end": 21080.9, "text": " I don't know about the..."}, {"start": 21080.9, "end": 21085.9, "text": " PS1 port for Diablo 1 was crazy good."}, {"start": 21085.9, "end": 21090.9, "text": " Yeah, it also had splits or same-screen multiplayer."}, {"start": 21090.9, "end": 21094.9, "text": " I wouldn't say that version of the game was crazy good."}, {"start": 21094.9, "end": 21096.9, "text": " It was good. It was okay."}, {"start": 21112.18, "end": 21114.18, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 21115.86, "end": 21119.7, "text": " Fiends are still modding PS1 Diablo? That's crazy."}, {"start": 21121.54, "end": 21123.54, "text": " What's there to mod?"}, {"start": 21124.9, "end": 21136.66, "text": " Boom 64 was bad, Nukem 64 was rad."}, {"start": 21136.66, "end": 21141.300000000003, "text": " I'm playing both, they're both good."}, {"start": 21141.300000000003, "end": 21142.780000000002, "text": " Boom 64 was scary."}, {"start": 21142.780000000002, "end": 21145.06, "text": " It was scary."}, {"start": 21145.06, "end": 21147.260000000002, "text": " Hi, M-O."}, {"start": 21147.260000000002, "end": 21158.100000000002, "text": " It's hard to make a scary game on the N64, but that shit was spooky, dude."}, {"start": 21158.100000000002, "end": 21163.260000000002, "text": " It has a cool-ass fucking intro, too, dude."}, {"start": 21163.260000000002, "end": 21167.460000000003, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 21167.460000000003, "end": 21169.300000000003, "text": " The ambient music carried that game?"}, {"start": 21169.300000000003, "end": 21173.420000000002, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 21173.420000000002, "end": 21183.660000000003, "text": " I will always remember the fucking DOOM 64 intro song dude, hold it, let's crank that shit hang on."}, {"start": 21189.9, "end": 21191.18, "text": " Just a minute long dude."}, {"start": 21233.420000000002, "end": 21250.420000000002, "text": " Why the fuck is there a crying baby sound effect on the N64, dude?"}, {"start": 21250.420000000002, "end": 21252.420000000002, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 21252.420000000002, "end": 21260.420000000002, "text": " I'm on our wedges!"}, {"start": 21260.420000000002, "end": 21282.420000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21282.420000000002, "end": 21289.420000000002, "text": " two, go away."}, {"start": 21289.420000000002, "end": 21296.420000000002, "text": " I'm going to get out of here."}, {"start": 21319.420000000002, "end": 21329.420000000002, "text": " I'm sure you'll have to wedge with Andrews to the office."}, {"start": 21329.420000000002, "end": 21330.420000000002, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 21330.420000000002, "end": 21332.820000000003, "text": " Yeah, Doom's sweet."}, {"start": 21332.820000000003, "end": 21343.460000000003, "text": " Doom's freaking sweet, dude."}, {"start": 21343.46, "end": 21350.46, "text": " Take two quad machine."}, {"start": 21350.46, "end": 21365.46, "text": " Is this the one?"}, {"start": 21365.46, "end": 21367.46, "text": " blimp blimp blimp"}, {"start": 21395.46, "end": 21412.14, "text": " I always remember the first level of Quake 2 and the first level of Doom."}, {"start": 21412.14, "end": 21423.78, "text": " And I will always remember you."}, {"start": 21423.78, "end": 21427.78, "text": " Quake 1 has the best first level I am of."}, {"start": 21427.78, "end": 21431.42, "text": " I think the Quake 1 level first level is better than Quake 2."}, {"start": 21431.42, "end": 21438.18, "text": " I don't think it's better than new."}, {"start": 21438.18, "end": 21439.18, "text": " I really..."}, {"start": 21439.18, "end": 21447.1, "text": " I really kind of hated the weapon you start with in Quake 2."}, {"start": 21447.100000000002, "end": 21449.600000000002, "text": " Stupid ass piss blaster, man. That should suck."}, {"start": 21458.74, "end": 21458.980000000003, "text": " There's-"}, {"start": 21458.980000000003, "end": 21460.74, "text": " Beel! Beel! Beel!"}, {"start": 21460.940000000002, "end": 21461.86, "text": " Dude, no one-"}, {"start": 21461.86, "end": 21464.260000000002, "text": " Ain't no one using your moon and night laser, dude."}, {"start": 21477.100000000002, "end": 21481.100000000002, "text": " Anyone hiding in the corner?"}, {"start": 21481.100000000002, "end": 21485.100000000002, "text": " PlayQuake 4? I did."}, {"start": 21485.100000000002, "end": 21489.100000000002, "text": " I played Quake 4 on the Xbox. I like Xbox One. I forgive."}, {"start": 21489.100000000002, "end": 21493.100000000002, "text": " That was the one with the vehicles"}, {"start": 21493.100000000002, "end": 21497.100000000002, "text": " and the weird online game mode, right?"}, {"start": 21497.100000000002, "end": 21501.100000000002, "text": " Here's what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 21501.100000000002, "end": 21505.100000000002, "text": " B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b..."}, {"start": 21505.100000000002, "end": 21508.680000000004, "text": " Bram, bram, bram, bram, bram."}, {"start": 21509.980000000003, "end": 21512.22, "text": " Bram, bram, bram, bram."}, {"start": 21512.22, "end": 21514.980000000003, "text": " Quake Wars? No, it was a Quake Wars."}, {"start": 21514.980000000003, "end": 21516.140000000003, "text": " Remember Halo Wars, though?"}, {"start": 21516.140000000003, "end": 21518.74, "text": " The shitty console, only a RTS."}, {"start": 21524.06, "end": 21525.86, "text": " Actually, I don't think it was that bad."}, {"start": 21528.74, "end": 21531.940000000002, "text": " Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam."}, {"start": 21531.94, "end": 21546.94, "text": " That's on Tifa as a Street Fighter 6 DLC character."}, {"start": 21546.94, "end": 21559.94, "text": " I do not care."}, {"start": 21559.94, "end": 21575.98, "text": " You see we're getting a Halo extraction shooter?"}, {"start": 21575.98, "end": 21577.94, "text": " Didn't they already make Marathon?"}, {"start": 21577.94, "end": 21579.18, "text": " They're making another one deep?"}, {"start": 21579.18, "end": 21580.18, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 21580.18, "end": 21581.18, "text": " I'm sure it'll be great."}, {"start": 21581.18, "end": 21583.18, "text": " I'm sure it'll be great."}, {"start": 21583.18, "end": 21588.18, "text": " Wait, Bungie's different from the people who make Halo noses."}, {"start": 21592.18, "end": 21594.18, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 21604.18, "end": 21607.18, "text": " I think I hear a guy in the carpet to my left."}, {"start": 21608.18, "end": 21612.18, "text": " Those two scrap there be offered an extraction shooter."}, {"start": 21613.18, "end": 21620.18, "text": " Yeah, I don't know, man. These guys are scraping the bottom of the barrel."}, {"start": 21620.18, "end": 21623.18, "text": " Oh, shit, it's the firetaps."}, {"start": 21623.18, "end": 21631.18, "text": " Remember never to do anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything."}, {"start": 21634.18, "end": 21638.18, "text": " That door was closed, no? Hello?"}, {"start": 21643.18, "end": 21650.18, "text": " It was open. Oh my god. Dude, I've been playing this so long. I'm seeing things that I'm not seeing dude"}, {"start": 21650.18, "end": 21653.18, "text": " I'm actually losing my fucking mind man"}, {"start": 21657.420000000002, "end": 21659.420000000002, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 21659.420000000002, "end": 21675.420000000002, "text": " I am a leader of men! I am a leader of men! I am a leader of men!"}, {"start": 21675.420000000002, "end": 21683.420000000002, "text": " You're on autopilot, you're not paying attention? No, dude, it's not even that. It's not even that, I promise."}, {"start": 21683.420000000002, "end": 21685.420000000002, "text": " It's our autopilot"}, {"start": 21694.72, "end": 21696.72, "text": " Yeah, it's psychosis"}, {"start": 21713.420000000002, "end": 21725.260000000002, "text": " At moon moon you can get more than one police officer to join you in this mission."}, {"start": 21725.260000000002, "end": 21739.980000000003, "text": " That's a funny guy."}, {"start": 21739.980000000003, "end": 21740.980000000003, "text": " That's a funny guy."}, {"start": 21740.98, "end": 21746.46, "text": " about being made a made man chatter we'll find a couple of guys from the old"}, {"start": 21746.46, "end": 21752.26, "text": " country make it official tell you what next weekend"}, {"start": 21753.7, "end": 21769.98, "text": " the piano song begins to play I'd never seen that chatter happier"}, {"start": 21770.98, "end": 21779.02, "text": " It was gonna be a made man."}, {"start": 21779.02, "end": 21793.3, "text": " It was like the rest of us were getting made too."}, {"start": 21793.3, "end": 21798.98, "text": " How come they never made great fellows?"}, {"start": 21798.98, "end": 21814.7, "text": " I feel like that's kind of a layup, you know?"}, {"start": 21814.7, "end": 21820.1, "text": " Do not kick the door."}, {"start": 21820.1, "end": 21821.1, "text": " They did it."}, {"start": 21821.1, "end": 21824.54, "text": " It was a direct to, direct to game porn DVD."}, {"start": 21824.54, "end": 21825.54, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 21825.54, "end": 21827.54, "text": " Thank you God"}, {"start": 21832.98, "end": 21834.98, "text": " Why not bad fellows"}, {"start": 21839.780000000002, "end": 21841.780000000002, "text": " I could be good"}, {"start": 21844.58, "end": 21846.58, "text": " There's like no"}, {"start": 21876.58, "end": 21882.54, "text": " Where is this guy?"}, {"start": 21882.54, "end": 21888.02, "text": " He's in the fucking office!"}, {"start": 21888.02, "end": 21896.86, "text": " Alright, people got scrambled."}, {"start": 21896.86, "end": 21901.260000000002, "text": " I think he's behind the uh..."}, {"start": 21901.260000000002, "end": 21905.140000000003, "text": " He's a cabinet man."}, {"start": 21905.140000000003, "end": 21910.86, "text": " I'm the cabinet man."}, {"start": 21910.86, "end": 21914.86, "text": " Beep-a-bop-a-bop-a-bop."}, {"start": 21914.86, "end": 21919.86, "text": " Beep-a-bop-a-bop-a-bop."}, {"start": 21919.86, "end": 21922.86, "text": " Stay calm."}, {"start": 21922.86, "end": 21924.86, "text": " I'm with the network!"}, {"start": 21924.86, "end": 21926.86, "text": " Stay calm."}, {"start": 21926.86, "end": 21928.86, "text": " Yeah, but if I do meet them, I would do my-"}, {"start": 21928.86, "end": 21930.86, "text": " I get it."}, {"start": 21930.86, "end": 21932.86, "text": " Stop, they were staying. They just-"}, {"start": 21932.86, "end": 21934.86, "text": " Mon-"}, {"start": 21934.86, "end": 21936.86, "text": " I'm going to talk. Once the gun is detained."}, {"start": 21936.86, "end": 21938.86, "text": " Leave the talk. Suspect down."}, {"start": 21938.86, "end": 21940.86, "text": " Alive."}, {"start": 21940.86, "end": 21942.86, "text": " I'm the point, man."}, {"start": 21942.86, "end": 21944.86, "text": " I wish I could point in this game. That would be cool."}, {"start": 21944.86, "end": 21946.86, "text": " I would be pointing after every kill."}, {"start": 21946.86, "end": 21948.86, "text": " I would be pointing after every kill."}, {"start": 21948.86, "end": 21950.86, "text": " I would be pointing after every kill."}, {"start": 21950.86, "end": 21972.86, "text": " after every kill. Why do they call him the point man? All right, hear me out. Ain't no"}, {"start": 21972.86, "end": 21995.98, "text": " way. Hear me out. Great fellas. Okay, one. And it's about the same guy. Except he, he,"}, {"start": 21995.98, "end": 21997.98, "text": " He's a good guy now, folks."}, {"start": 21997.98, "end": 21999.98, "text": " Do not sack."}, {"start": 21999.98, "end": 22001.98, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 22003.98, "end": 22005.98, "text": " Now come out."}, {"start": 22017.98, "end": 22019.98, "text": " I missed the fucking door, dude."}, {"start": 22019.98, "end": 22021.98, "text": " Merrick, move!"}, {"start": 22025.98, "end": 22028.98, "text": " Taki's dead. The door ate him."}, {"start": 22044.98, "end": 22048.98, "text": " What's the low reason for them not standing up and moving after their handcuffs?"}, {"start": 22055.98, "end": 22062.98, "text": " and"}, {"start": 22066.16, "end": 22070.36, "text": " bad knees"}, {"start": 22070.36, "end": 22072.739999999998, "text": " you can just imagine"}, {"start": 22072.739999999998, "end": 22074.66, "text": " being on your knees"}, {"start": 22074.66, "end": 22076.5, "text": " and then like"}, {"start": 22076.5, "end": 22083.5, "text": " trying to stand up without your hands dude and not being able to do it"}, {"start": 22085.98, "end": 22094.579999999998, "text": " You literally cook I can't I can't sell"}, {"start": 22100.22, "end": 22105.36, "text": " Who did I just hear move around and why does she say it should then she got left her dad if there's a person here"}, {"start": 22115.98, "end": 22122.22, "text": " We'll be attending the fan fest on uh Friday?"}, {"start": 22122.22, "end": 22123.22, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22123.22, "end": 22124.22, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22124.22, "end": 22125.22, "text": " BINOM!"}, {"start": 22125.22, "end": 22126.22, "text": " BINOM!"}, {"start": 22126.22, "end": 22127.22, "text": " I'm gonna get him!"}, {"start": 22127.22, "end": 22128.22, "text": " No worries."}, {"start": 22128.22, "end": 22135.22, "text": " I'm going to get him."}, {"start": 22135.22, "end": 22142.22, "text": " Don't worry."}, {"start": 22142.22, "end": 22151.22, "text": " The point man is here."}, {"start": 22151.22, "end": 22166.18, "text": " I'm hearing call outs to my left."}, {"start": 22166.18, "end": 22170.38, "text": " Where could they be?"}, {"start": 22170.38, "end": 22177.38, "text": " Is this the run?"}, {"start": 22177.38, "end": 22193.38, "text": " It's like right here, I want to proceed and I'm going to, right?"}, {"start": 22193.38, "end": 22202.120000000003, "text": " But the correct move is to not do what I'm about to do, because I got an aggro guy just"}, {"start": 22202.120000000003, "end": 22203.98, "text": " running around."}, {"start": 22203.98, "end": 22206.02, "text": " This is like weird cover."}, {"start": 22206.02, "end": 22211.02, "text": " I've been shot through this so many fucking times, let's see, the guy on the other side, which normally does not happen."}, {"start": 22214.420000000002, "end": 22218.02, "text": " This dude is in question, Mark Lan. I have no fucking idea where he went."}, {"start": 22224.32, "end": 22225.02, "text": " Here he is."}, {"start": 22226.82, "end": 22227.52, "text": " I found him."}, {"start": 22233.22, "end": 22233.72, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 22236.02, "end": 22259.14, "text": " It's not moving."}, {"start": 22259.14, "end": 22261.14, "text": " Does the point man remember all of his attempts?"}, {"start": 22261.14, "end": 22262.14, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 22262.14, "end": 22263.14, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 22263.14, "end": 22270.14, "text": " This is the hyperbolic time chamber."}, {"start": 22270.14, "end": 22271.5, "text": " pramp pramp pramp pramp"}, {"start": 22272.14, "end": 22273.18, "text": " pramp pramp pramp"}, {"start": 22274.2, "end": 22275.239999999998, "text": " pramp pramp"}, {"start": 22295.76, "end": 22297.059999999998, "text": " I would like to tie you up"}, {"start": 22297.82, "end": 22298.32, "text": " please"}, {"start": 22300.14, "end": 22310.739999999998, "text": " I'm actually like, I guess I've done something so frequently that it begins to blur together."}, {"start": 22310.739999999998, "end": 22313.82, "text": " I'm talking about."}, {"start": 22313.82, "end": 22327.38, "text": " That's when you take a break."}, {"start": 22327.38, "end": 22328.48, "text": " and I can't take a break."}, {"start": 22335.260000000002, "end": 22336.780000000002, "text": " Happens to you with sex?"}, {"start": 22336.780000000002, "end": 22338.32, "text": " Damn chatter."}, {"start": 22340.02, "end": 22340.86, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 22344.74, "end": 22345.58, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 22354.18, "end": 22356.780000000002, "text": " Is that the world's coolest chatter?"}, {"start": 22356.78, "end": 22358.78, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 22365.78, "end": 22367.78, "text": " Blazix for sub..."}, {"start": 22367.78, "end": 22370.78, "text": " Yeah, I'm thinking next one, dude. For sure."}, {"start": 22370.78, "end": 22373.78, "text": " We're kind of damaged right now. We gotta do it perfectly."}, {"start": 22386.78, "end": 22404.42, "text": " Why is this door open I got that one Dragon Ball song stuck in my head the one that goes"}, {"start": 22404.420000000002, "end": 22407.940000000002, "text": " just bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam"}, {"start": 22407.940000000002, "end": 22411.38, "text": " with like the the fucking trumpet dude you don't fucking want"}, {"start": 22413.86, "end": 22415.86, "text": " it's not headshot dude"}, {"start": 22417.140000000003, "end": 22420.34, "text": " put it on i don't know where it's fucking going dude it's like it's like the weird like"}, {"start": 22425.06, "end": 22432.34, "text": " um i even know it's like a between mission song i don't know how else to describe it between missions"}, {"start": 22432.34, "end": 22439.34, "text": " Yeah, the recap song, yeah."}, {"start": 22439.34, "end": 22449.54, "text": " Put the Japanese GT opening on."}, {"start": 22449.54, "end": 22451.62, "text": " I've never seen that."}, {"start": 22451.62, "end": 22453.7, "text": " It's called overtaken from One Piece."}, {"start": 22453.7, "end": 22457.54, "text": " Dude, I'm pretty confident people don't actually watch One Piece and you guys are actually"}, {"start": 22457.54, "end": 22458.54, "text": " just all pretending."}, {"start": 22458.54, "end": 22467.54, "text": " There ain't no way you guys are able to like, look at those goofy ass characters dude, holy shit."}, {"start": 22470.54, "end": 22473.54, "text": " That's not the video."}, {"start": 22476.54, "end": 22482.54, "text": " There's an episode 839 right now. Yeah I know you're not. Lion-ass bitch."}, {"start": 22483.54, "end": 22485.54, "text": " You lion-ass bait?"}, {"start": 22485.54, "end": 22492.3, "text": " That's what everyone says at first."}, {"start": 22492.3, "end": 22495.940000000002, "text": " That's all I'll ever say."}, {"start": 22495.940000000002, "end": 22505.38, "text": " You're at like 1k, but it's so boring."}, {"start": 22505.38, "end": 22509.780000000002, "text": " Alright, doors closed."}, {"start": 22509.780000000002, "end": 22510.780000000002, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 22510.78, "end": 22515.78, "text": " No need to deal with any uh, shenanigans?"}, {"start": 22515.78, "end": 22519.78, "text": " Have I died recently? I don't trust Chad."}, {"start": 22519.78, "end": 22522.78, "text": " I do not know."}, {"start": 22522.78, "end": 22527.78, "text": " I would say I'm about 11 or 12 minutes into this run right now."}, {"start": 22540.78, "end": 22542.78, "text": " Good"}, {"start": 22550.059999999998, "end": 22552.059999999998, "text": " Fucking do it man"}, {"start": 22565.899999999998, "end": 22567.899999999998, "text": " Fucking do that shit"}, {"start": 22570.78, "end": 22599.3, "text": " I'll never not collect evidence."}, {"start": 22599.3, "end": 22601.7, "text": " You know that you can walk to not trigger them? Space question mark?"}, {"start": 22608.82, "end": 22613.94, "text": " Space question mark equals opinion disregarded. Sorry man. Those are the rules."}, {"start": 22624.579999999998, "end": 22628.34, "text": " Those aren't feet. Are they feet? They are feet. Oh my god."}, {"start": 22629.3, "end": 22636.3, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22636.3, "end": 22640.3, "text": " death"}, {"start": 22640.3, "end": 22643.3, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22643.3, "end": 22646.3, "text": " death"}, {"start": 22646.3, "end": 22649.3, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22649.3, "end": 22654.3, "text": " death"}, {"start": 22654.3, "end": 22661.3, "text": " God damn!"}, {"start": 22661.3, "end": 22668.3, "text": " DBZ Prologue theme too?"}, {"start": 22668.3, "end": 22675.3, "text": " Yeah dude!"}, {"start": 22675.3, "end": 22682.3, "text": " Yeah, dude."}, {"start": 22682.3, "end": 22704.14, "text": " I think the Japanese soundtrack really shows so much fucking better, dude."}, {"start": 22704.14, "end": 22718.82, "text": " actually is so much better. Okay, we've, I mean, I prefer the English voice actors,"}, {"start": 22718.82, "end": 22727.78, "text": " just like, I think the original soundtrack is much better. I'm a, I think the, the one"}, {"start": 22727.78, "end": 22746.02, "text": " everyone likes is also good. I think the Japanese VA for Goku is better. All right, that's not true."}, {"start": 22748.82, "end": 22755.3, "text": " I can see you thinking that if like your first exposure was the lady or whatever, but"}, {"start": 22757.78, "end": 22764.78, "text": " You shut up."}, {"start": 22764.78, "end": 22769.78, "text": " Boom boom boom."}, {"start": 22769.78, "end": 22779.78, "text": " English VS Perfect every voice matches the character."}, {"start": 22779.78, "end": 22781.78, "text": " Watch my back, son."}, {"start": 22784.42, "end": 22786.42, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 22788.66, "end": 22790.66, "text": " That's just confirmation bias, I think."}, {"start": 22790.98, "end": 22792.82, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 22792.82, "end": 22796.5, "text": " I don't disagree with you, but how can you say that with absolute confidence, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 22801.059999999998, "end": 22806.1, "text": " Is that what that means? What's the thing... what's it called when like..."}, {"start": 22806.100000000002, "end": 22818.260000000002, "text": " what's the phrase then yeah that's just that's bias just regular bias"}, {"start": 22818.260000000002, "end": 22824.820000000003, "text": " whoops all right we're gonna check to make sure that door is out of it"}, {"start": 22826.02, "end": 22828.820000000003, "text": " when I see music as we watch them childhood if you watching how it'd be"}, {"start": 22828.820000000003, "end": 22833.940000000002, "text": " three out ten max for them yeah"}, {"start": 22836.100000000002, "end": 22843.100000000002, "text": " It depends though, it depends."}, {"start": 22843.100000000002, "end": 22848.100000000002, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 22848.100000000002, "end": 22860.100000000002, "text": " Why is that chatter doing that?"}, {"start": 22860.100000000002, "end": 22874.340000000004, "text": " much had her killing himself. He's self-immolating."}, {"start": 22874.34, "end": 22881.34, "text": " I was like that one Buddhist monk dude, holy fuck."}, {"start": 22881.34, "end": 22890.34, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 22890.34, "end": 22893.34, "text": " Americans defending their trash, dub."}, {"start": 22893.34, "end": 22895.34, "text": " Dude, go eat some fucking..."}, {"start": 22895.34, "end": 22901.34, "text": " Ooh, I don't think I got that guy."}, {"start": 22901.34, "end": 22911.58, "text": " All right, we got that guy you go eat your fucking bangers and mash you all right, buddy"}, {"start": 22922.58, "end": 22925.3, "text": " I think you're fucking more off"}, {"start": 22925.3, "end": 22936.7, "text": " There's a third guy, I don't know where he is."}, {"start": 22936.7, "end": 22940.94, "text": " British Goku is pink."}, {"start": 22940.94, "end": 22951.7, "text": " Which dub did England get?"}, {"start": 22951.7, "end": 22952.7, "text": " Oceanic?"}, {"start": 22952.7, "end": 22975.38, "text": " The only good cell phone game is not OSRS, we're just getting the best mobile game,"}, {"start": 22975.38, "end": 22980.780000000002, "text": " so you're not able to recognize that, I don't have faith in your ability to recognize anything"}, {"start": 22980.78, "end": 22991.94, "text": " else will be honest there's a lot of good old RPGs those are acceptable phone"}, {"start": 22991.94, "end": 23003.579999999998, "text": " games as well they got fantasy star pretty sure like the first three"}, {"start": 23003.58, "end": 23010.18, "text": " Yeah, Balotro is good, Slay the Spire, good."}, {"start": 23010.18, "end": 23023.140000000003, "text": " RuneScape is, wait what did you say, RuneScape is too much game for a phone game for me."}, {"start": 23023.140000000003, "end": 23027.940000000002, "text": " Oh yeah, I could see how you might think that if you were doing certain things like trying"}, {"start": 23027.940000000002, "end": 23032.7, "text": " to like complete a quest or some shit, but you better believe I'm rocking Motherload"}, {"start": 23032.7, "end": 23040.14, "text": " mine on my motherfucking phone, dude. Flicking that button once every, like, god, what, like,"}, {"start": 23040.14, "end": 23048.3, "text": " minute and a half? You better believe, like, the most, the highest APM activity I do in"}, {"start": 23048.3, "end": 23058.780000000002, "text": " mobile runescape is agility courses. And they even have, um, what you need to click on,"}, {"start": 23058.78, "end": 23061.02, "text": " highlighted on the mobile version which is crazy."}, {"start": 23062.699999999997, "end": 23065.5, "text": " They got a lot of good quality of life on mobile."}, {"start": 23065.5, "end": 23067.1, "text": " Talk, we found something."}, {"start": 23067.1, "end": 23068.699999999997, "text": " Laptop and a frequency emitter."}, {"start": 23075.66, "end": 23076.78, "text": " Pum-pum-pum-pum-pum."}, {"start": 23077.66, "end": 23078.62, "text": " Pum-pum-pum-pum-pum."}, {"start": 23080.14, "end": 23081.1, "text": " Pum-pum-pum-pum-pum."}, {"start": 23084.3, "end": 23086.379999999997, "text": " Exhilarating game places of chatter."}, {"start": 23088.78, "end": 23100.42, "text": " Shoot that guy?"}, {"start": 23100.42, "end": 23102.1, "text": " Exhilarating gameplay."}, {"start": 23102.1, "end": 23108.46, "text": " Man who's never had fun in his adult life."}, {"start": 23108.46, "end": 23115.62, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 23115.62, "end": 23145.539999999997, "text": " I don't know man, I like to think about this way, okay?"}, {"start": 23145.54, "end": 23151.66, "text": " If current kids like their friend is like fortnight, dude, I'll take runescape every time bros. I'm gonna be honest every time"}, {"start": 23153.100000000002, "end": 23155.100000000002, "text": " No freaking cap areno"}, {"start": 23163.34, "end": 23165.34, "text": " Their friend is roblox"}, {"start": 23166.940000000002, "end": 23168.940000000002, "text": " Okay, so"}, {"start": 23171.02, "end": 23173.8, "text": " My opinion on roblox is that it's like"}, {"start": 23175.54, "end": 23177.88, "text": " It's like, you guys remember Warcraft 3 custom games?"}, {"start": 23177.88, "end": 23179.82, "text": " It's like that, but like better."}, {"start": 23179.82, "end": 23183.82, "text": " So, I mean, maybe they got the right idea, bros."}, {"start": 23193.98, "end": 23197.3, "text": " That said, I mean, and this was the case on Warcraft 3 too."}, {"start": 23197.3, "end": 23199.58, "text": " So maybe you guys might not remember."}, {"start": 23199.58, "end": 23202.260000000002, "text": " There were a lot of shitty custom games, dude."}, {"start": 23202.260000000002, "end": 23203.18, "text": " Like a lot."}, {"start": 23205.54, "end": 23220.86, "text": " was working at three custom battles aggressively monetized for children no"}, {"start": 23220.86, "end": 23224.02, "text": " no no but that's not that's not a"}, {"start": 23227.620000000003, "end": 23230.620000000003, "text": " oh no"}, {"start": 23235.54, "end": 23249.100000000002, "text": " Loading into a new version of Dota, I get stuck looking at Goatsie over your entire screen"}, {"start": 23249.100000000002, "end": 23256.100000000002, "text": " until you go all the way to the top of the hill."}, {"start": 23256.100000000002, "end": 23268.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, classic."}, {"start": 23268.100000000002, "end": 23270.260000000002, "text": " DBZ Angel Rena was the best."}, {"start": 23270.260000000002, "end": 23272.820000000003, "text": " Was Angel Rena the one we're like?"}, {"start": 23272.820000000003, "end": 23275.420000000002, "text": " You kind of had to progress through the map a little bit."}, {"start": 23275.420000000002, "end": 23280.420000000002, "text": " Oh no, I think I have X Hero Siege, actually. God, fuck it, go to dude!"}, {"start": 23287.420000000002, "end": 23289.420000000002, "text": " I liked, uh..."}, {"start": 23291.420000000002, "end": 23295.420000000002, "text": " I liked the PvE maps a little bit more than the PvP ones I'm on."}, {"start": 23300.420000000002, "end": 23304.420000000002, "text": " Like, you remember those... those zombie maps or whatever?"}, {"start": 23304.420000000002, "end": 23307.260000000002, "text": " We have to like get through the entire map. I get to work as a team"}, {"start": 23309.620000000003, "end": 23313.9, "text": " And you had like different classes and shit you could play do what the fuck what which one was that"}, {"start": 23316.660000000003, "end": 23318.660000000003, "text": " God there were so many like that actually"}, {"start": 23318.820000000003, "end": 23320.820000000003, "text": " Nice that dad. Yes, dude"}, {"start": 23322.140000000003, "end": 23324.140000000003, "text": " That shit was so sick"}, {"start": 23325.74, "end": 23331.18, "text": " And I have like fog of orange so you can I had like stick with your teammates pretty cool"}, {"start": 23334.420000000002, "end": 23337.420000000002, "text": " Pretty cool stuff."}, {"start": 23340.420000000002, "end": 23345.420000000002, "text": " I'm slowly realizing that Warcraft 3 Customs is greater than Roblox."}, {"start": 23345.420000000002, "end": 23352.420000000002, "text": " I think there's a lot of really good, really good Roblox games."}, {"start": 23352.420000000002, "end": 23357.420000000002, "text": " Like, really high quality Roblox games."}, {"start": 23357.420000000002, "end": 23364.04, "text": " Um, yeah, is it fucked up that, you know, they monitor like they monetize the children shit? Yeah, dude, but"}, {"start": 23366.7, "end": 23371.500000000004, "text": " I mean, what the fuck do you do about that otherwise other than like make it illegal, you know, I mean, what you you know"}, {"start": 23371.500000000004, "end": 23373.800000000003, "text": " I would be in favor of obviously, but"}, {"start": 23375.300000000003, "end": 23382.34, "text": " That's just not how it works in the grand old USA my friends. This is not how that's how a lobby works"}, {"start": 23387.420000000002, "end": 23416.780000000002, "text": " How did he get out here?"}, {"start": 23416.78, "end": 23417.98, "text": " You humor like Peter Griffin?"}, {"start": 23429.059999999998, "end": 23429.699999999997, "text": " Dude shut up!"}, {"start": 23430.039999999997, "end": 23431.84, "text": " Shut the fuck up, shut up!"}, {"start": 23446.78, "end": 23450.379999999997, "text": " I think the rest of our fellows are upstairs."}, {"start": 23450.379999999997, "end": 23468.42, "text": " I think also we did not kill them, which as always very alarming."}, {"start": 23468.42, "end": 23472.02, "text": " Come on brother, believers need this."}, {"start": 23472.02, "end": 23481.02, "text": " Look, once we get to the... I have to lean into my monitor to see even the slightest pixel that resembles a person so that I can shoot them before I'm instantly killed by the map."}, {"start": 23481.02, "end": 23483.02, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 23485.02, "end": 23487.02, "text": " I forgot what I was saying."}, {"start": 23491.02, "end": 23493.02, "text": " Hehehehehehe."}, {"start": 23496.02, "end": 23498.02, "text": " Ah, family guy."}, {"start": 23502.02, "end": 23508.36, "text": " I will always say I think American dad is funny guys. I think it's funny pretty consistently like"}, {"start": 23516.54, "end": 23521.82, "text": " Do I watch it regularly now, do I get clips occasionally and I'm like, that's funny. I"}, {"start": 23523.22, "end": 23527.54, "text": " Think the funniest American dad joke was the uh, I"}, {"start": 23527.54, "end": 23531.7, "text": " I think I even talked about it on the stream because I thought it was so funny."}, {"start": 23531.7, "end": 23540.0, "text": " The one where Roger gives Haley's boyfriend like money to like clean his attic or whatever."}, {"start": 23540.0, "end": 23544.18, "text": " And then uh, he's like alright you know good luck getting home or whatever and then he"}, {"start": 23544.18, "end": 23551.18, "text": " robs him in the hallway downstairs and he like keeps doing it until he gets PTSD."}, {"start": 23551.18, "end": 23553.58, "text": " That shit was so funny."}, {"start": 23553.58, "end": 23561.54, "text": " He fucking kills Roger with a gun because he's trying to defend himself because he keeps"}, {"start": 23561.54, "end": 23564.34, "text": " getting jumped."}, {"start": 23564.34, "end": 23565.34, "text": " Steps away."}, {"start": 23565.34, "end": 23566.34, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 23566.34, "end": 23575.54, "text": " The twenty-one is where he tries to get wine for Francine."}, {"start": 23575.54, "end": 23577.780000000002, "text": " I only got to see that one."}, {"start": 23577.780000000002, "end": 23580.420000000002, "text": " The hallway turning into a midnight alley with the scooter."}, {"start": 23580.420000000002, "end": 23581.420000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23581.420000000002, "end": 23589.420000000002, "text": " Okay. Very funny. Sorry to my Japanese viewers, by the way, you probably don't get it. We're"}, {"start": 23589.420000000002, "end": 23597.420000000002, "text": " just talking about an American anime right now. Is there a guy up there? Nope."}, {"start": 23604.420000000002, "end": 23605.420000000002, "text": " No one in Tyrion."}, {"start": 23611.420000000002, "end": 23624.280000000002, "text": " So this game likes to do like weird proximity bullshit, okay?"}, {"start": 23624.280000000002, "end": 23630.600000000002, "text": " Like if I get close enough to a door or a certain part of the map, it seems like enemies"}, {"start": 23630.600000000002, "end": 23634.940000000002, "text": " begin moving regardless of like what I'm doing before him."}, {"start": 23634.940000000002, "end": 23637.940000000002, "text": " I don't know if I'm just imagining that shit or what dude."}, {"start": 23637.94, "end": 23641.46, "text": " But that's why we're pretty able, pretty consistently able to get"}, {"start": 23643.219999999998, "end": 23646.739999999998, "text": " on the stairs right here, and then we'll get guys coming down. Like,"}, {"start": 23647.699999999997, "end": 23651.46, "text": " every time I've gotten on the staircase, I swear to God, there's always been a guy that comes down,"}, {"start": 23651.46, "end": 23654.5, "text": " at least one guy. So..."}, {"start": 23657.859999999997, "end": 23659.379999999997, "text": " Like, I'm literally just gonna sit right here."}, {"start": 23659.38, "end": 23671.0, "text": " This is so fucking scary. I don't know if they're coming down that way or not."}, {"start": 23671.0, "end": 23693.8, "text": " I think they're just moving right above me."}, {"start": 23693.8, "end": 23700.8, "text": " fall back for a better position"}, {"start": 23701.0, "end": 23707.0, "text": " kind of close to the wall here"}, {"start": 23707.0, "end": 23712.0, "text": " so you want me to just fall back and then what buddy?"}, {"start": 23712.0, "end": 23714.6, "text": " we got a guy back left"}, {"start": 23714.6, "end": 23721.6, "text": " we got at least two guys right above us"}, {"start": 23723.8, "end": 23725.8, "text": " You don't need me, I can just get you to win."}, {"start": 23725.8, "end": 23727.8, "text": " You got it back, right?"}, {"start": 23733.8, "end": 23735.8, "text": " Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey."}, {"start": 23737.8, "end": 23742.8, "text": " Well, all we have to do is be faster than 50ms."}, {"start": 23743.8, "end": 23745.8, "text": " Hey, here, if you know what's going on."}, {"start": 23746.8, "end": 23748.8, "text": " I should be watching the police. Don't listen."}, {"start": 23750.8, "end": 23751.8, "text": " Once I get close enough, I'll..."}, {"start": 23751.8, "end": 23752.68, "text": " I see it."}, {"start": 23752.68, "end": 23753.68, "text": " Got nothing."}, {"start": 23767.68, "end": 23769.18, "text": " I got something."}, {"start": 23769.18, "end": 23770.18, "text": " I got something, baby!"}, {"start": 23777.84, "end": 23779.64, "text": " He he he he he."}, {"start": 23779.64, "end": 23780.14, "text": " Stay down."}, {"start": 23780.14, "end": 23781.14, "text": " He's got it all."}, {"start": 23781.14, "end": 23791.14, "text": " He he he he he he he he he."}, {"start": 23791.14, "end": 23793.14, "text": " Stop it!"}, {"start": 23793.14, "end": 23796.64, "text": " He he he he he."}, {"start": 23796.64, "end": 23801.64, "text": " He he he he he."}, {"start": 23801.64, "end": 23804.14, "text": " Peter!"}, {"start": 23804.14, "end": 23806.14, "text": " Peter!"}, {"start": 23806.14, "end": 23810.14, "text": " Peter, it's time to go up the Instagram desk."}, {"start": 23810.14, "end": 23815.739999999998, "text": " Peter Peter you said you would be at the instant death staircase two hours ago Peter"}, {"start": 23827.7, "end": 23829.7, "text": " Just fucking run around dude"}, {"start": 23829.7, "end": 23858.82, "text": " did. Going to reload. They don't care. Let's go pull a fucking fire alarm, see what happens."}, {"start": 23888.82, "end": 23902.14, "text": " Oh, I'm so wet now."}, {"start": 23902.14, "end": 23914.739999999998, "text": " You just turn your brain off in these situations or what?"}, {"start": 23914.74, "end": 23917.74, "text": " What were you saying bitch?"}, {"start": 23935.74, "end": 23938.74, "text": " We really don't have cover right now unfortunately."}, {"start": 23944.74, "end": 23946.74, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 23946.74, "end": 23951.460000000003, "text": " We could come up the other staircase. I think we might have a better shot, but I'm more comfortable on this side"}, {"start": 23953.34, "end": 23956.06, "text": " Guys just running around and I can't just run up"}, {"start": 23964.460000000003, "end": 23967.9, "text": " You've got flashes in the repo block boxes right there dude"}, {"start": 23967.9, "end": 23971.260000000002, "text": " There are there's a guy in the back left in the back right corner dude"}, {"start": 23971.260000000002, "end": 23974.260000000002, "text": " They literally have this perfectly covered right up."}, {"start": 23987.260000000002, "end": 23989.260000000002, "text": " There might even be another guy."}, {"start": 23990.260000000002, "end": 23992.260000000002, "text": " Who even knows?"}, {"start": 23993.260000000002, "end": 23995.260000000002, "text": " We only- we only know of three."}, {"start": 24001.260000000002, "end": 24025.260000000002, "text": " Well, here we go."}, {"start": 24025.260000000002, "end": 24032.260000000002, "text": " Well, here we go."}, {"start": 24032.260000000002, "end": 24046.260000000002, "text": " I see the cryptid moving back and forth up there."}, {"start": 24046.260000000002, "end": 24053.260000000002, "text": " The hell is going on here?"}, {"start": 24076.260000000002, "end": 24098.18, "text": " Okay, stop moving Megabor, throw the camera froze, one of the two."}, {"start": 24098.18, "end": 24100.58, "text": " I gotta recheck where the other guy is on camera 6."}, {"start": 24107.7, "end": 24110.420000000002, "text": " Like, I swear in the bottom middle there, that's a guy, right?"}, {"start": 24111.14, "end": 24112.34, "text": " Next to the fucking tree?"}, {"start": 24113.06, "end": 24114.62, "text": " It could, it could not be, but I don't know."}, {"start": 24120.86, "end": 24122.7, "text": " I'm not sure what angle that is."}, {"start": 24128.18, "end": 24141.18, "text": " I have to check pretty much my entire screen here."}, {"start": 24171.18, "end": 24182.420000000002, "text": " I gotta get them out there so I can use the subtitles to see if I'm flashing a person"}, {"start": 24182.420000000002, "end": 24184.420000000002, "text": " and not a hostage."}, {"start": 24202.58, "end": 24204.58, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 24212.420000000002, "end": 24230.420000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 24230.420000000002, "end": 24237.420000000002, "text": " I just need my hand to break it. I can do my job."}, {"start": 24260.420000000002, "end": 24289.420000000002, "text": " I'm assuming you know who these guys are, just give me something, I'll go right there."}, {"start": 24289.420000000002, "end": 24291.420000000002, "text": " He's like behind this pillar, I think."}, {"start": 24319.420000000002, "end": 24326.420000000002, "text": " Who fucking said that bro?"}, {"start": 24326.420000000002, "end": 24335.420000000002, "text": " Who said that?"}, {"start": 24335.420000000002, "end": 24361.420000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 24361.420000000002, "end": 24363.420000000002, "text": " the"}, {"start": 24363.420000000002, "end": 24368.420000000002, "text": " He's close."}, {"start": 24368.420000000002, "end": 24383.100000000002, "text": " I would love to cross here, I just don't know if I can get away with it."}, {"start": 24383.100000000002, "end": 24386.420000000002, "text": " We could throw a flash over there and get closer."}, {"start": 24386.420000000002, "end": 24387.420000000002, "text": " I don't know what to do."}, {"start": 24387.420000000002, "end": 24389.420000000002, "text": " I truly do not know of anything."}, {"start": 24417.420000000002, "end": 24424.420000000002, "text": " I hope they made it out."}, {"start": 24477.420000000002, "end": 24493.460000000003, "text": " I think that's a guy."}, {"start": 24493.46, "end": 24495.46, "text": " I think we go around."}, {"start": 24523.46, "end": 24549.32, "text": " He's like back middle."}, {"start": 24549.32, "end": 24551.32, "text": " He's like behind this thing."}, {"start": 24551.32, "end": 24553.32, "text": " These guys are just regular bugs."}, {"start": 24568.32, "end": 24570.32, "text": " How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?"}, {"start": 24575.32, "end": 24577.32, "text": " Just flashing the run for reload?"}, {"start": 24577.32, "end": 24582.32, "text": " I think I see it right there."}, {"start": 24582.32, "end": 24589.32, "text": " If we can get across here then we will go for reload."}, {"start": 24607.32, "end": 24633.32, "text": " We're going to join again."}, {"start": 24633.32, "end": 24644.079999999998, "text": " Dude, what is the angle in there?"}, {"start": 24644.079999999998, "end": 24649.079999999998, "text": " That's crazy!"}, {"start": 24649.08, "end": 24663.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 24663.08, "end": 24690.08, "text": " That was the hostage."}, {"start": 24690.08, "end": 24705.280000000002, "text": " life maybe that's not a guy in the bottom there I mean the last time I"}, {"start": 24705.280000000002, "end": 24710.52, "text": " thought it was a guy and I thought it wasn't a guy it was a guy so"}, {"start": 24720.08, "end": 24736.2, "text": " I'm gonna wait for this guy to get out of there."}, {"start": 24736.2, "end": 24750.04, "text": " I'm gonna be so bad, dude."}, {"start": 24750.04, "end": 24752.04, "text": " Moving out next to the other..."}, {"start": 24758.36, "end": 24760.36, "text": " Now pausing, no pausing."}, {"start": 24810.04, "end": 24814.04, "text": " This is some serious abuse of power, do you think I'm in trouble?"}, {"start": 24818.04, "end": 24820.04, "text": " You ain't got me, eh?"}, {"start": 24829.04, "end": 24830.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24831.04, "end": 24833.04, "text": " This is gonna even make sense!"}, {"start": 24840.04, "end": 24847.36, "text": " I'm gonna be so sad if there's a guy on the right and he runs up on me because I just"}, {"start": 24847.36, "end": 24848.36, "text": " get close."}, {"start": 24848.36, "end": 24849.36, "text": " I will preserve this."}, {"start": 24849.36, "end": 24850.36, "text": " I will preserve this."}, {"start": 24850.36, "end": 24851.36, "text": " I will preserve this."}, {"start": 24851.36, "end": 24852.36, "text": " I will preserve this."}, {"start": 24882.36, "end": 24891.84, "text": " the"}, {"start": 24891.84, "end": 24894.84, "text": " Stay cool, man, stay cool!"}, {"start": 24981.84, "end": 24988.84, "text": " I don't deserve this."}, {"start": 25041.84, "end": 25069.8, "text": " I don't think..."}, {"start": 25069.8, "end": 25073.8, "text": " This guy has a shot, if we stand right there."}, {"start": 25086.8, "end": 25089.8, "text": " Bros, I don't know if there's a guy over there."}, {"start": 25129.8, "end": 25131.8, "text": " No way, right?"}, {"start": 25131.8, "end": 25133.8, "text": " No way, right?"}, {"start": 25142.8, "end": 25144.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25159.8, "end": 25176.8, "text": " Hmm, it might be easier if we go from the other side as well, maybe not."}, {"start": 25236.8, "end": 25243.8, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25243.8, "end": 25246.8, "text": " death"}, {"start": 25246.8, "end": 25249.8, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25249.8, "end": 25252.8, "text": " death"}, {"start": 25252.8, "end": 25254.8, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25254.8, "end": 25256.8, "text": " death"}, {"start": 25256.8, "end": 25261.8, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25321.8, "end": 25325.8, "text": " This shit is ridiculous, man. Cannot go down!"}, {"start": 25471.8, "end": 25492.88, "text": " We can't put wedges down yet, they're just going to get removed."}, {"start": 25492.88, "end": 25499.0, "text": " We'll do it anyway."}, {"start": 25499.0, "end": 25502.0, "text": " Also, let's take a peek."}, {"start": 25514.0, "end": 25516.0, "text": " That's a guy."}, {"start": 25516.0, "end": 25519.0, "text": " A guy detected."}, {"start": 25529.0, "end": 25540.0, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25540.0, "end": 25547.0, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25547.0, "end": 25553.0, "text": " the"}, {"start": 25553.0, "end": 25558.0, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 25558.0, "end": 25563.0, "text": " the"}, {"start": 25563.0, "end": 25569.0, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 25569.0, "end": 25595.0, "text": " It's so hard to see those bushmen."}, {"start": 25595.0, "end": 25619.92, "text": " I think I should have murked this one walked out."}, {"start": 25619.920000000002, "end": 25621.920000000002, "text": " That was uh, that was fucked up"}, {"start": 25679.920000000002, "end": 25681.920000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 25683.120000000003, "end": 25686.780000000002, "text": " Saw that guy walk up out of the corner of my eye in the fucking camera"}, {"start": 25688.440000000002, "end": 25692.280000000002, "text": " He hid but you see you can see his corpse and the top left there"}, {"start": 25693.36, "end": 25699.08, "text": " This motherfucker snuck into position like set like the same second that I shot that guy the first guy"}, {"start": 25699.08, "end": 25710.72, "text": " So fucking so fucked up dude. It's like look at this. How do you discern?"}, {"start": 25710.72, "end": 25715.56, "text": " Like if I didn't know there was already a guy there, how do you ever pick him out of this?"}, {"start": 25715.56, "end": 25722.36, "text": " How? Look at night vision. It's a little bit better. I'll admit it. God man."}, {"start": 25729.08, "end": 25736.52, "text": " We might be good I mean like I should just run I should just run I'm gonna run"}, {"start": 25849.08, "end": 25867.480000000003, "text": " We've got one big talent on Suspect."}, {"start": 25867.480000000003, "end": 25873.08, "text": " The guy who opened that door and the camera we're looking at is dead."}, {"start": 25873.08, "end": 25900.36, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, people upstairs, maybe six."}, {"start": 25900.36, "end": 25902.68, "text": " Now there's one more side room."}, {"start": 25902.68, "end": 25904.68, "text": " In the middle there"}, {"start": 25915.8, "end": 25917.8, "text": " Of the camera"}, {"start": 25932.68, "end": 25934.68, "text": " It's tripped the trap"}, {"start": 25951.56, "end": 25953.56, "text": " Did you be careful going here because"}, {"start": 25953.56, "end": 25964.120000000003, "text": " I might have a shot on us from the courthouse or a room."}, {"start": 25964.120000000003, "end": 25970.32, "text": " I don't know how this works, like if they have a shot on us, but I take the shot on"}, {"start": 25970.32, "end": 25977.32, "text": " someone in there"}, {"start": 25983.739999999998, "end": 25990.739999999998, "text": " only the bipe cancels will fail"}, {"start": 25993.0, "end": 26000.0, "text": " hmmm"}, {"start": 26000.32, "end": 26028.32, "text": " I wonder if this thing is bulletproof."}, {"start": 26028.32, "end": 26041.32, "text": " the"}, {"start": 26041.32, "end": 26049.92, "text": " Uh, we're not going to wedger yet."}, {"start": 26049.92, "end": 26063.48, "text": " I got a piece so bad."}, {"start": 26063.48, "end": 26091.28, "text": " This guy have two assault rifles?"}, {"start": 26091.28, "end": 26093.28, "text": " How do I close this door?"}, {"start": 26123.28, "end": 26129.079999999998, "text": " Mirror from other side. I'm afraid that even touching that door before I even"}, {"start": 26129.079999999998, "end": 26134.44, "text": " interact with the thingy downstairs that it will he will detonate. I'm afraid"}, {"start": 26134.44, "end": 26144.199999999997, "text": " that if I shoot anyone in this room he will detonate. So the question is do we"}, {"start": 26144.199999999997, "end": 26146.879999999997, "text": " want to find out?"}, {"start": 26148.0, "end": 26151.84, "text": " You don't need to close the door."}, {"start": 26153.28, "end": 26160.48, "text": " Play it safe. Except it's not playing it safe because I don't know where anyone is in here, dude. I don't know where anyone is."}, {"start": 26162.239999999998, "end": 26165.36, "text": " I know that there's one guy in the back right. That's it."}, {"start": 26168.039999999997, "end": 26171.239999999998, "text": " So you want me to give myself a two-minute time limit?"}, {"start": 26179.92, "end": 26182.48, "text": " Like I can't look. I can't look."}, {"start": 26183.28, "end": 26193.28, "text": " I'm gonna go back to the room."}, {"start": 26193.28, "end": 26194.28, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 26194.28, "end": 26199.28, "text": " I don't deserve this."}, {"start": 26199.28, "end": 26206.28, "text": " I'll deserve this."}, {"start": 26206.28, "end": 26219.28, "text": " Oh wait, we're gonna watch the other side."}, {"start": 26219.28, "end": 26226.28, "text": " Oh wait, we're gonna watch the other side."}, {"start": 26249.28, "end": 26273.199999999997, "text": " Oh, yeah, the back room of the extra guy."}, {"start": 26273.199999999997, "end": 26277.719999999998, "text": " I can't see shit, bro."}, {"start": 26277.72, "end": 26307.22, "text": " Oh, we won't show up, okay."}, {"start": 26307.22, "end": 26320.420000000002, "text": " Right now my plan is to literally walk up and slow peek the front door dude."}, {"start": 26320.420000000002, "end": 26334.22, "text": " I don't know what I'll see."}, {"start": 26334.22, "end": 26343.420000000002, "text": " Mirror peeking closed."}, {"start": 26343.420000000002, "end": 26358.780000000002, "text": " Should I mirror peek and close the front door?"}, {"start": 26358.78, "end": 26360.78, "text": " I'm her then closed door."}, {"start": 26388.78, "end": 26408.78, "text": " and"}, {"start": 26408.78, "end": 26429.78, "text": " I'm gonna get the hell outta here!"}, {"start": 26429.78, "end": 26446.26, "text": " All righty, I'm so fucking dead, man."}, {"start": 26549.78, "end": 26562.02, "text": " I'll see you guys tomorrow."}, {"start": 26562.02, "end": 26567.46, "text": " Hi, hi, hi."}, {"start": 26567.46, "end": 26571.539999999997, "text": " I'm starting early, don't forget."}, {"start": 26571.539999999997, "end": 26574.219999999998, "text": " I'll see you there, right fellas?"}, {"start": 26574.219999999998, "end": 26576.94, "text": " I gotta go blow my toilet up, dude."}, {"start": 26576.940000000002, "end": 26584.780000000002, "text": " Why are you throwing nades with that cover god? I just wish I had I wish that door was closed"}, {"start": 26585.020000000004, "end": 26589.9, "text": " When we showed up because I could have got so much more intel. It's just so hard. It's so fucking hard dude. Oh"}, {"start": 26593.020000000004, "end": 26596.620000000003, "text": " Fuck man, I'll be live at one tomorrow. I"}, {"start": 26598.54, "end": 26600.54, "text": " Think yeah"}, {"start": 26601.100000000002, "end": 26603.100000000002, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 26603.100000000002, "end": 26605.100000000002, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna go poop."}, {"start": 26605.100000000002, "end": 26606.100000000002, "text": " I'm gonna go poop."}]}