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It's gamer time."}, {"start": 68.28, "end": 72.32, "text": " Game on gamers."}, {"start": 75.03999999999999, "end": 80.52, "text": " What's the second game you'll be playing today?"}, {"start": 86.08, "end": 103.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 103.08, "end": 131.68, "text": " Hmm, I'm only restarting because my door kick is broken."}, {"start": 131.68, "end": 134.68, "text": " Archbounds extra subit"}, {"start": 138.68, "end": 140.68, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 144.68, "end": 146.68, "text": " Can I pick my ass? I pick my nose"}, {"start": 151.68, "end": 153.68, "text": " I don't think you should do either of those"}, {"start": 154.68, "end": 156.68, "text": " In the back of the silk out there, just a little bit"}, {"start": 161.68, "end": 175.68, "text": " on the building from here. Go building. Tron B and Blargis for 7."}, {"start": 191.68, "end": 194.32, "text": " Stay here. Stay calm."}, {"start": 194.32, "end": 196.56, "text": " RGV, they're coming for you."}, {"start": 196.56, "end": 197.28, "text": " Are you?"}, {"start": 197.28, "end": 201.6, "text": " And if you are, send them with gun and ready for transport."}, {"start": 201.6, "end": 204.48000000000002, "text": " What is it, you use the shield?"}, {"start": 204.48000000000002, "end": 208.88, "text": " Because if I use the shield, I can use the mirror gun."}, {"start": 208.88, "end": 209.84, "text": " Serious answer."}, {"start": 217.36, "end": 218.72, "text": " And the mirror gun, good."}, {"start": 221.68, "end": 236.36, "text": " I can do show like this boom well boom wait boom that's right two centimeters of reach"}, {"start": 236.36, "end": 245.76000000000002, "text": " Benchman."}, {"start": 245.76000000000002, "end": 262.76, "text": " Suspect is down."}, {"start": 262.76, "end": 264.76, "text": " This green eh?"}, {"start": 275.96, "end": 277.96, "text": " Ciora Maxx for 7th?"}, {"start": 277.96, "end": 279.96, "text": " Mmmmm."}, {"start": 280.76, "end": 282.76, "text": " I got a big headache."}, {"start": 282.76, "end": 284.76, "text": " Big style."}, {"start": 284.76, "end": 313.88, "text": " I got some boys in there."}, {"start": 313.88, "end": 315.88, "text": " I'm here."}, {"start": 315.88, "end": 317.88, "text": " Carony, disarm my device."}, {"start": 317.88, "end": 323.88, "text": " We got this in control."}, {"start": 323.88, "end": 325.88, "text": " Who thawed an Xperia 7?"}, {"start": 325.88, "end": 327.88, "text": " Thank you, who the fuck?"}, {"start": 327.88, "end": 329.88, "text": " You're free now, buddy."}, {"start": 329.88, "end": 331.88, "text": " I'm just gonna get you."}, {"start": 331.88, "end": 333.88, "text": " I'm not gonna get you."}, {"start": 333.88, "end": 335.88, "text": " I'm not gonna get you."}, {"start": 335.88, "end": 337.88, "text": " I'm not gonna get you."}, {"start": 337.88, "end": 339.88, "text": " I'm not gonna get you."}, {"start": 339.88, "end": 341.88, "text": " I'm not gonna get you."}, {"start": 341.88, "end": 348.88, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 353.32, "end": 355.76, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 355.76, "end": 360.48, "text": " Go for it."}, {"start": 360.48, "end": 363.76, "text": " Rain booms, they should still."}, {"start": 363.76, "end": 370.12, "text": " Did you kick that or open?"}, {"start": 370.12, "end": 371.62, "text": " They'll do it."}, {"start": 379.62, "end": 387.12, "text": " Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, relaxin' piano music."}, {"start": 395.62, "end": 397.12, "text": " Yes, it will."}, {"start": 397.12, "end": 404.12, "text": " They're two guys. Nope."}, {"start": 412.12, "end": 414.12, "text": " There's a Lexix for 7."}, {"start": 415.12, "end": 417.12, "text": " And modern a Momo Day for 7."}, {"start": 417.12, "end": 420.12, "text": " Madeira Momo. Sorry about that."}, {"start": 457.12, "end": 470.7, "text": " taking subs this runs over. No man this is the easy part level we're good. No one's ever"}, {"start": 470.7, "end": 489.7, "text": " or died here. He fucking moved. I didn't see that guy. We were re-warmed up as far"}, {"start": 489.7, "end": 499.7, "text": " No one's ever died there."}, {"start": 499.7, "end": 500.7, "text": " Ever."}, {"start": 500.7, "end": 511.7, "text": " You tried your dumb- Yeah, I tried."}, {"start": 511.7, "end": 512.7, "text": " I missed."}, {"start": 512.7, "end": 516.02, "text": " Several times, or maybe I didn't mess, you just didn't die."}, {"start": 516.02, "end": 519.1, "text": " Go slip their and fees on and rezone it for a shovel."}, {"start": 521.8199999999999, "end": 524.18, "text": " I need some twos to jack in I think boys."}, {"start": 546.02, "end": 558.18, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 558.18, "end": 562.9, "text": " To watch the watchers."}, {"start": 562.9, "end": 564.9, "text": " my ear itches! Stop!"}, {"start": 592.9, "end": 594.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 601.86, "end": 607.42, "text": " Did yeah, I got bug in my ear. I'm trying to crawl into my brain"}, {"start": 622.9, "end": 624.9, "text": " you"}, {"start": 641.24, "end": 645.76, "text": " Right there I hear you've got a bug in your ear"}, {"start": 652.9, "end": 663.9, "text": " Brother, may I inquire as to what sort of bug is in your ear?"}, {"start": 693.9, "end": 703.9, "text": " to kill the device"}, {"start": 753.9, "end": 770.9, "text": " I made this song. 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Damn!"}, {"start": 2432.66, "end": 2434.5, "text": " Uh, sweet."}, {"start": 2437.08, "end": 2439.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2443.08, "end": 2445.08, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 2448.08, "end": 2450.08, "text": " Where did we flash?"}, {"start": 2451.08, "end": 2453.08, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 2459.08, "end": 2464.08, "text": " No one, but it said pained yell. That means flashbang successful."}, {"start": 2467.08, "end": 2472.08, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 2472.08, "end": 2485.08, "text": " It had to have been him, no?"}, {"start": 2485.08, "end": 2492.04, "text": " You've had a pain yell on a corpse before"}, {"start": 2501.2799999999997, "end": 2503.2799999999997, "text": " Try and find out where the grunt came from"}, {"start": 2515.08, "end": 2534.04, "text": " who did that maybe the incapacity of the guy"}, {"start": 2564.04, "end": 2566.04, "text": " I can react to be getting flashback"}, {"start": 2575.56, "end": 2577.56, "text": " They can pep w"}, {"start": 2594.04, "end": 2601.04, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2601.04, "end": 2607.04, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2607.04, "end": 2609.04, "text": " death"}, {"start": 2609.04, "end": 2614.04, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2614.04, "end": 2619.04, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2619.04, "end": 2641.7, "text": " This is a test run."}, {"start": 2641.7000000000003, "end": 2648.7000000000003, "text": " So don't count it."}, {"start": 2660.7000000000003, "end": 2667.7000000000003, "text": " I don't fucking care about it, dude. Whatever. I guess my flashback just didn't fucking work, dude. Or it worked on the corpse. Whatever."}, {"start": 2671.7000000000003, "end": 2676.7000000000003, "text": " I don't care. 50 Goblins is up..."}, {"start": 2701.7000000000003, "end": 2703.7000000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2703.7000000000003, "end": 2708.7000000000003, "text": " So testing, no, no, no."}, {"start": 2708.7000000000003, "end": 2709.7000000000003, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2709.7000000000003, "end": 2712.7000000000003, "text": " I'm gonna leave the CCTV unattended."}, {"start": 2712.7000000000003, "end": 2714.7000000000003, "text": " Surprise them, cut the feet."}, {"start": 2714.7000000000003, "end": 2715.7000000000003, "text": " Calling live feet."}, {"start": 2715.7000000000003, "end": 2719.7000000000003, "text": " Just give us a lay out advantage."}, {"start": 2719.7000000000003, "end": 2723.7000000000003, "text": " Get on the SRS looking for more Royal Titans."}, {"start": 2723.7000000000003, "end": 2726.7000000000003, "text": " I already got what I needed from there though."}, {"start": 2726.7000000000003, "end": 2728.7000000000003, "text": " I got the scroll."}, {"start": 2728.7000000000003, "end": 2735.7000000000003, "text": " And the staff."}, {"start": 2746.0600000000004, "end": 2753.0600000000004, "text": " They carry me, I can't do switches. Are you un-mobile?"}, {"start": 2758.7000000000003, "end": 2765.7000000000003, "text": " No you're good shit."}, {"start": 2771.1400000000003, "end": 2772.4600000000005, "text": " You'll get better."}, {"start": 2772.4600000000005, "end": 2779.4600000000005, "text": " This guy keep trying."}, {"start": 2784.42, "end": 2788.1400000000003, "text": " Me and a buddy went 500kc dry there, no uniques."}, {"start": 2788.14, "end": 2790.14, "text": " That's actually so fucking unlucky."}, {"start": 2794.3799999999997, "end": 2796.8799999999997, "text": " This game's 50% off, is it worth buying solo?"}, {"start": 2818.14, "end": 2829.14, "text": " It's a really fun game you don't play like this."}, {"start": 2829.14, "end": 2831.5, "text": " It's fun both ways."}, {"start": 2831.5, "end": 2838.54, "text": " I just need to react it."}, {"start": 2838.54, "end": 2840.94, "text": " Faster."}, {"start": 2840.94, "end": 2858.46, "text": " They would no left this on if they didn't want to"}, {"start": 2858.46, "end": 2860.46, "text": " Dr. Room and just robberies."}, {"start": 2860.46, "end": 2862.46, "text": " They're no longer hiding, but watching us."}, {"start": 2879.9, "end": 2883.98, "text": " Is that a bad time to tell you guys that I made this song?"}, {"start": 2918.46, "end": 2947.46, "text": " I don't want to yell at her yet."}, {"start": 2947.46, "end": 2947.78, "text": " 3, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!"}, {"start": 2950.54, "end": 2953.98, "text": " 1, slap the ball, 6, 1, 7"}, {"start": 2972.98, "end": 2974.34, "text": " No, you don't"}, {"start": 2977.46, "end": 2984.46, "text": " There are three guys in here."}, {"start": 3007.46, "end": 3019.46, "text": " I'm not sure what to do."}, {"start": 3019.46, "end": 3030.46, "text": " Look at the flash."}, {"start": 3030.46, "end": 3032.46, "text": " We've got to get suspect here."}, {"start": 3042.46, "end": 3044.46, "text": " Elevator. Suspect killed."}, {"start": 3055.46, "end": 3057.46, "text": " Keep your hands behind your back."}, {"start": 3060.46, "end": 3074.06, "text": " They have walls."}, {"start": 3074.06, "end": 3078.3, "text": " The rules don't apply though, fellas."}, {"start": 3078.3, "end": 3080.34, "text": " Can't you flashbang that room?"}, {"start": 3080.34, "end": 3081.82, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 3081.82, "end": 3088.82, "text": " If I done it right, you don't have to flush me, never."}, {"start": 3111.82, "end": 3118.82, "text": " You know who made this song?"}, {"start": 3118.82, "end": 3119.32, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 3178.82, "end": 3200.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3260.82, "end": 3289.6200000000003, "text": " I know that bitch was trapped!"}, {"start": 3319.62, "end": 3346.62, "text": " No one."}, {"start": 3346.62, "end": 3353.68, "text": " I'm gonna have to run."}, {"start": 3353.68, "end": 3354.74, "text": " We listen to Blade?"}, {"start": 3354.74, "end": 3368.12, "text": " How about Symphony 7 and A Major OP 92?"}, {"start": 3368.12, "end": 3375.12, "text": " There, blade."}, {"start": 3488.12, "end": 3513.12, "text": " I don't know if I wedged that main door."}, {"start": 3513.12, "end": 3531.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3531.24, "end": 3533.44, "text": " the"}, {"start": 3533.44, "end": 3543.44, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3543.44, "end": 3555.44, "text": " the"}, {"start": 3555.44, "end": 3559.06, "text": " All the stuff they were saying, they just mumbled all in all."}, {"start": 3559.06, "end": 3562.06, "text": " We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport."}, {"start": 3565.56, "end": 3566.76, "text": " Me, I did."}, {"start": 3568.86, "end": 3569.6, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3571.36, "end": 3572.02, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 3585.44, "end": 3592.44, "text": " the"}, {"start": 3595.16, "end": 3598.16, "text": " the"}, {"start": 3598.16, "end": 3600.16, "text": " the"}, {"start": 3600.16, "end": 3602.16, "text": " the"}, {"start": 3602.16, "end": 3607.16, "text": " the"}, {"start": 3607.16, "end": 3610.16, "text": " the"}, {"start": 3610.16, "end": 3617.16, "text": " It ain't no damn way."}, {"start": 3670.16, "end": 3675.16, "text": " We need to talk. Civilian custody and security."}, {"start": 3760.16, "end": 3764.8599999999997, "text": " I should have just flashed him."}, {"start": 3764.8599999999997, "end": 3772.42, "text": " I didn't want to flash him, but I should have."}, {"start": 3772.42, "end": 3773.42, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 3773.42, "end": 3776.16, "text": " Is there a guard listening?"}, {"start": 3776.16, "end": 3780.62, "text": " Or a chance?"}, {"start": 3780.62, "end": 3781.8999999999996, "text": " Yes, below."}, {"start": 3781.8999999999996, "end": 3782.8999999999996, "text": " B____."}, {"start": 3782.8999999999996, "end": 3783.8999999999996, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 3783.8999999999996, "end": 3783.92, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 4030.1600000000003, "end": 4059.9600000000005, "text": " I'm placing blocks in shit cause I'm in fuckin' mine cramps."}, {"start": 4059.96, "end": 4066.96, "text": " I am placing blocks and shit cause I'm in fucking Minecraft."}, {"start": 4066.96, "end": 4070.96, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 4072.96, "end": 4077.96, "text": " Is that fucking fear?"}, {"start": 4078.96, "end": 4084.96, "text": " Because I'm fucking fear!"}, {"start": 4084.96, "end": 4094.96, "text": " I am built and sick, built and sick,"}, {"start": 4094.96, "end": 4104.96, "text": " I am built and sick,"}, {"start": 4104.96, "end": 4111.96, "text": " I can fucking stick"}, {"start": 4111.96, "end": 4115.96, "text": " Yes and yeah"}, {"start": 4115.96, "end": 4122.96, "text": " Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"}, {"start": 4122.96, "end": 4128.96, "text": " Blah blah blah blah blah blah"}, {"start": 4128.96, "end": 4130.96, "text": " You"}, {"start": 4278.96, "end": 4307.96, "text": " Hello, Gav."}, {"start": 4307.96, "end": 4328.74, "text": " Basically, thanks for 7th."}, {"start": 4328.74, "end": 4329.74, "text": " Make them stop adding me."}, {"start": 4329.74, "end": 4330.9800000000005, "text": " This is your fault, not mine."}, {"start": 4337.96, "end": 4342.96, "text": " Stop bullying that chatter."}, {"start": 4342.96, "end": 4347.96, "text": " He's a good boy."}, {"start": 4347.96, "end": 4354.96, "text": " That's the back holding up. Doesn't hurt yet. I got a headache though. Big time."}, {"start": 4354.96, "end": 4362.16, "text": " How's the back holding up doesn't hurt yet my I got a headache though big time"}, {"start": 4379.32, "end": 4381.32, "text": " Drink water yeah"}, {"start": 4381.32, "end": 4388.32, "text": " I already took, I already took Madison."}, {"start": 4399.32, "end": 4406.32, "text": " I flashed myself."}, {"start": 4411.32, "end": 4414.32, "text": " You're worth a lot before we do."}, {"start": 4419.32, "end": 4421.32, "text": " Which bank killer?"}, {"start": 4424.32, "end": 4426.32, "text": " I think it's Cedron."}, {"start": 4426.32, "end": 4428.32, "text": " I forget."}, {"start": 4428.32, "end": 4430.32, "text": " Honestly."}, {"start": 4438.32, "end": 4440.32, "text": " Oh no, it was Tylenol."}, {"start": 4441.32, "end": 4443.32, "text": " I lean on"}, {"start": 4471.32, "end": 4477.44, "text": " Autism speedrun."}, {"start": 4477.44, "end": 4484.44, "text": " I mean we already got the uh..."}, {"start": 4484.44, "end": 4489.44, "text": " Already been doing 600 attempts so..."}, {"start": 4489.44, "end": 4501.0, "text": " Dude, fuck this, fuck the pussy lean man."}, {"start": 4531.0, "end": 4554.2, "text": " This is a sod."}, {"start": 4554.2, "end": 4557.2, "text": " 2016 ambiance holy fuck"}, {"start": 4565.2, "end": 4571.34, "text": " I didn't leave the CCTVs unattended surprise. I haven't cut the feed to watch the watchers"}, {"start": 4580.32, "end": 4582.32, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 4614.2, "end": 4634.4, "text": " here"}, {"start": 4634.4, "end": 4636.16, "text": " now walked in giggling a chat"}, {"start": 4636.16, "end": 4643.16, "text": " You guys tell good jokes sometimes, I'll give it up."}, {"start": 4666.16, "end": 4673.16, "text": " We know you steal them all the time, I credit chat jokes."}, {"start": 4696.16, "end": 4698.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4698.16, "end": 4705.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4705.16, "end": 4711.16, "text": " the"}, {"start": 4711.16, "end": 4718.16, "text": " death"}, {"start": 4718.16, "end": 4726.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4726.16, "end": 4741.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4771.16, "end": 4778.16, "text": " That's crazy there was four guys in there. That's crazy because there's that guy and then there's a guy in the left."}, {"start": 4782.16, "end": 4783.16, "text": " Unfortunate."}, {"start": 4785.16, "end": 4787.16, "text": " Do you like the pictures of it?"}, {"start": 4787.16, "end": 4789.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4794.86, "end": 4797.8, "text": " Beal-Beal-Beal-Beal-Beal"}, {"start": 4817.16, "end": 4824.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4824.16, "end": 4830.16, "text": " the"}, {"start": 4830.16, "end": 4832.16, "text": " Here, thanks for selling it."}, {"start": 4860.16, "end": 4867.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4867.16, "end": 4873.16, "text": " the"}, {"start": 4873.16, "end": 4880.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4880.16, "end": 4882.16, "text": " the"}, {"start": 4882.16, "end": 4888.68, "text": " Dark thanks for six seven sorry seven six"}, {"start": 4888.68, "end": 4889.4800000000005, "text": " This is a cock."}, {"start": 4889.4800000000005, "end": 4891.4800000000005, "text": " It's a human standing by for traitors."}, {"start": 4903.4800000000005, "end": 4905.08, "text": " We've got a dead suspect here."}, {"start": 4909.58, "end": 4910.58, "text": " Did I hit him?"}, {"start": 4910.58, "end": 4912.58, "text": " I feel like I got locked around that mother fucker's head."}, {"start": 4918.68, "end": 4925.68, "text": " 3-0-6-4-7"}, {"start": 4925.68, "end": 4932.68, "text": " Thanks for selling it."}, {"start": 4955.68, "end": 4958.4800000000005, "text": " Why would they leave their CCTVs unattended?"}, {"start": 4958.4800000000005, "end": 4960.4800000000005, "text": " I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed."}, {"start": 4960.4800000000005, "end": 4962.4800000000005, "text": " Cameras are still active."}, {"start": 4962.4800000000005, "end": 4964.4800000000005, "text": " We were likely being watched upon entry."}, {"start": 4974.4800000000005, "end": 4976.4800000000005, "text": " Oh my, alright, dang it!"}, {"start": 4976.4800000000005, "end": 4978.4800000000005, "text": " This is crew call."}, {"start": 4979.68, "end": 4981.68, "text": " I do nothing!"}, {"start": 4981.68, "end": 4985.68, "text": " And the human heart, we have to build them in our custody."}, {"start": 5011.68, "end": 5025.360000000001, "text": " We're going to get you out of here."}, {"start": 5025.36, "end": 5027.36, "text": " Thank you, Jesus!"}, {"start": 5028.36, "end": 5031.36, "text": " Now you can talk. So then you could go back."}, {"start": 5052.36, "end": 5053.36, "text": " Disarm him!"}, {"start": 5085.36, "end": 5086.36, "text": " I'll do it."}, {"start": 5115.36, "end": 5119.36, "text": " Stop. Settle down to the sea, report them traitors."}, {"start": 5145.36, "end": 5173.839999999999, "text": " and"}, {"start": 5173.84, "end": 5180.84, "text": " I'm going to get out of there."}, {"start": 5180.84, "end": 5183.84, "text": " Come out and get down."}, {"start": 5183.84, "end": 5184.84, "text": " No more."}, {"start": 5184.84, "end": 5185.84, "text": " Stay put."}, {"start": 5185.84, "end": 5188.84, "text": " This is going to make a hell of a story."}, {"start": 5188.84, "end": 5189.84, "text": " Entering the clock."}, {"start": 5189.84, "end": 5192.84, "text": " civilian is in custody, requesting escort"}, {"start": 5212.84, "end": 5214.84, "text": " motherfucker"}, {"start": 5219.84, "end": 5224.84, "text": " Please give me that creeps."}, {"start": 5239.84, "end": 5242.84, "text": " Suspect down. Trapped in flames."}, {"start": 5309.84, "end": 5319.2, "text": " He's deviating from the same eight songs after yesterday's feedback."}, {"start": 5319.2, "end": 5331.400000000001, "text": " We've been playing this game since, er, the song in the rotation since the beginning though."}, {"start": 5331.400000000001, "end": 5333.400000000001, "text": " This is song 8."}, {"start": 5451.400000000001, "end": 5453.400000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5478.160000000001, "end": 5480.160000000001, "text": " Hi"}, {"start": 5481.400000000001, "end": 5488.400000000001, "text": " I'm on the ground, I'm not in movement!"}, {"start": 5488.400000000001, "end": 5493.400000000001, "text": " Stay calm."}, {"start": 5493.400000000001, "end": 5494.400000000001, "text": " The mayor, I think..."}, {"start": 5494.400000000001, "end": 5499.400000000001, "text": " I need to be locked to the understanding by the traitors."}, {"start": 5499.400000000001, "end": 5501.400000000001, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 5501.400000000001, "end": 5508.400000000001, "text": " Braille was taking me for a second."}, {"start": 5508.400000000001, "end": 5529.400000000001, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 5529.400000000001, "end": 5531.400000000001, "text": " Song name is Insidious Joe."}, {"start": 5548.200000000001, "end": 5549.56, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 5554.76, "end": 5557.960000000001, "text": " That's so fucking crazy, man. This guy empties this entire fucking clip."}, {"start": 5559.400000000001, "end": 5573.080000000001, "text": " Last two bullets in the head."}, {"start": 5573.080000000001, "end": 5578.4800000000005, "text": " Casting the Geithics or something."}, {"start": 5578.4800000000005, "end": 5580.1, "text": " That's what I would have done, peek right into gunfire."}, {"start": 5580.1, "end": 5582.6, "text": " It was good cover, man."}, {"start": 5582.6, "end": 5586.6, "text": " Why would he hold the trigger down?"}, {"start": 5586.6, "end": 5593.6, "text": " If you can't see, it's a dead end."}, {"start": 5593.6, "end": 5600.6, "text": " I'll be back in a few minutes."}, {"start": 5600.6, "end": 5603.6, "text": " Oh, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 5603.6, "end": 5608.6, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 5608.6, "end": 5611.6, "text": " Maybe wait till they clear their mag."}, {"start": 5615.6, "end": 5621.6, "text": " Sorry, I mean my full body was behind that wall for as long as he was holding that club down and he still held it down."}, {"start": 5622.6, "end": 5625.6, "text": " Kind of assumed he would stop shooting at some point."}, {"start": 5655.6, "end": 5656.1, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 5657.9400000000005, "end": 5658.900000000001, "text": " Leave the car."}, {"start": 5658.900000000001, "end": 5660.26, "text": " Set it back in custody."}, {"start": 5672.14, "end": 5673.64, "text": " Wait on the stairs!"}, {"start": 5683.1, "end": 5684.8, "text": " You'll be staying up to get yourself..."}, {"start": 5684.8, "end": 5686.8, "text": " Yeah, tell it to the judge"}, {"start": 5689.96, "end": 5692.84, "text": " Wait I'm judge"}, {"start": 5714.8, "end": 5724.34, "text": " of"}, {"start": 5724.34, "end": 5731.52, "text": " them like that"}, {"start": 5761.52, "end": 5768.52, "text": " Watch my back, disarming."}, {"start": 5791.52, "end": 5793.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5803.96, "end": 5805.96, "text": " Actual cover"}, {"start": 5851.52, "end": 5855.52, "text": " Stay here. Stay calm."}, {"start": 5855.52, "end": 5858.52, "text": " Reporter, don't shoot!"}, {"start": 5858.52, "end": 5862.52, "text": " Leave the truck. It's a very good to go for your part."}, {"start": 5874.52, "end": 5877.52, "text": " How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?"}, {"start": 5941.52, "end": 5952.52, "text": " I'm not a prisoner, you're a witness to truth unfolding."}, {"start": 5952.52, "end": 5970.52, "text": " Police, get out of there!"}, {"start": 5970.52, "end": 5972.52, "text": " Here's your class ups. Thank you."}, {"start": 6000.52, "end": 6007.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6007.52, "end": 6011.52, "text": " death"}, {"start": 6011.52, "end": 6014.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6014.52, "end": 6017.52, "text": " death"}, {"start": 6017.52, "end": 6020.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6020.52, "end": 6026.52, "text": " death"}, {"start": 6026.52, "end": 6028.52, "text": " I'm not sure if I'm going to get"}, {"start": 6028.52, "end": 6030.52, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6030.52, "end": 6032.52, "text": " two"}, {"start": 6032.52, "end": 6034.52, "text": " two"}, {"start": 6034.52, "end": 6036.52, "text": " two"}, {"start": 6036.52, "end": 6038.52, "text": " two"}, {"start": 6038.52, "end": 6040.52, "text": " two"}, {"start": 6040.52, "end": 6042.52, "text": " two"}, {"start": 6042.52, "end": 6044.52, "text": " two"}, {"start": 6044.52, "end": 6046.52, "text": " two"}, {"start": 6046.52, "end": 6048.52, "text": " two"}, {"start": 6048.52, "end": 6050.52, "text": " two"}, {"start": 6050.52, "end": 6052.52, "text": " two"}, {"start": 6052.52, "end": 6054.52, "text": " two"}, {"start": 6054.52, "end": 6061.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6061.52, "end": 6068.52, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6068.52, "end": 6070.52, "text": " that"}, {"start": 6128.52, "end": 6135.52, "text": " What the hell did you get?"}, {"start": 6158.52, "end": 6171.84, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 6171.84, "end": 6174.96, "text": " Any bad guys in here?"}, {"start": 6174.96, "end": 6181.96, "text": " Hugh, thanks for 7."}, {"start": 6204.96, "end": 6206.96, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6206.96, "end": 6208.96, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6208.96, "end": 6210.96, "text": " death"}, {"start": 6210.96, "end": 6212.96, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6212.96, "end": 6214.96, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6214.96, "end": 6216.96, "text": " death"}, {"start": 6216.96, "end": 6218.96, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6218.96, "end": 6220.96, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6220.96, "end": 6222.96, "text": " death"}, {"start": 6222.96, "end": 6224.96, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6224.96, "end": 6226.96, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6226.96, "end": 6228.96, "text": " death"}, {"start": 6228.96, "end": 6230.96, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6260.96, "end": 6274.92, "text": " I can see through Chaturino when someone redeems the emo modifications now."}, {"start": 6274.92, "end": 6280.64, "text": " I don't know if I could see that before."}, {"start": 6280.64, "end": 6290.64, "text": " They don't get big, yeah I know."}, {"start": 6290.64, "end": 6298.76, "text": " I don't even think I saw the message in which the emo was posted."}, {"start": 6298.76, "end": 6305.76, "text": " the back that it was made bigger."}, {"start": 6322.24, "end": 6327.24, "text": " Where, where did I yell?"}, {"start": 6328.2, "end": 6330.2, "text": " What is in the bathroom"}, {"start": 6335.24, "end": 6337.24, "text": " He got back up"}, {"start": 6357.24, "end": 6380.76, "text": " I'm looking at a guy posting in German and chat and a guy who's using slacks me to like"}, {"start": 6380.76, "end": 6381.76, "text": " copy other people's messages."}, {"start": 6381.76, "end": 6386.679999999999, "text": " Both of you guys need to fucking stop right now."}, {"start": 6386.68, "end": 6387.68, "text": " Please stop."}, {"start": 6387.68, "end": 6388.68, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 6388.68, "end": 6389.68, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 6389.68, "end": 6390.68, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 6390.68, "end": 6399.68, "text": " Why are you getting distracted by that shit?"}, {"start": 6399.68, "end": 6401.68, "text": " It's pissing me off!"}, {"start": 6401.68, "end": 6412.68, "text": " I don't know why, man!"}, {"start": 6412.68, "end": 6419.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6421.18, "end": 6423.68, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6423.68, "end": 6426.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6426.68, "end": 6431.68, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6431.68, "end": 6436.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6436.68, "end": 6440.68, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6440.68, "end": 6450.68, "text": " What makes them do this, bro?"}, {"start": 6450.68, "end": 6466.68, "text": " Well, let's just kill this guy, I suppose."}, {"start": 6466.68, "end": 6473.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6473.68, "end": 6476.68, "text": " death"}, {"start": 6476.68, "end": 6481.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6481.68, "end": 6483.68, "text": " death"}, {"start": 6483.68, "end": 6486.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6486.68, "end": 6488.68, "text": " death"}, {"start": 6488.68, "end": 6491.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6491.68, "end": 6498.68, "text": " I'm not a quarter of it."}, {"start": 6498.68, "end": 6503.68, "text": " I'm not a quarter of it."}, {"start": 6503.68, "end": 6508.68, "text": " I'm not going to get out there."}, {"start": 6508.68, "end": 6513.68, "text": " I can do it, okay?"}, {"start": 6513.68, "end": 6518.68, "text": " You need to take your health."}, {"start": 6518.68, "end": 6521.68, "text": " We're actually gonna heal from that"}, {"start": 6548.68, "end": 6578.26, "text": " There's no fucking way."}, {"start": 6578.26, "end": 6581.1, "text": " I need to call you dude."}, {"start": 6581.1, "end": 6606.5, "text": " Need to call you in to talk."}, {"start": 6606.5, "end": 6607.5, "text": " Just a stab, dude."}, {"start": 6607.5, "end": 6608.5, "text": " Downward dab."}, {"start": 6608.5, "end": 6609.5, "text": " Wait, no, not me!"}, {"start": 6609.5, "end": 6610.5, "text": " You're a..."}, {"start": 6610.5, "end": 6611.5, "text": " ...dear..."}, {"start": 6611.5, "end": 6612.5, "text": " ...shame."}, {"start": 6612.5, "end": 6613.5, "text": " Don't kill me!"}, {"start": 6613.5, "end": 6614.5, "text": " Don't kill me!"}, {"start": 6614.5, "end": 6615.5, "text": " Don't kill me!"}, {"start": 6615.5, "end": 6616.5, "text": " Don't kill me!"}, {"start": 6616.5, "end": 6617.5, "text": " Don't kill me!"}, {"start": 6617.5, "end": 6622.5, "text": " And you dare, dare, shake him."}, {"start": 6637.5, "end": 6640.5, "text": " They told you, we were monsters."}, {"start": 6647.5, "end": 6649.5, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 6649.5, "end": 6651.5, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 6651.5, "end": 6653.5, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 6653.5, "end": 6655.5, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 6655.5, "end": 6657.5, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 6657.5, "end": 6659.5, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 6659.5, "end": 6661.5, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 6661.5, "end": 6663.5, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 6663.5, "end": 6665.5, "text": " Leave the car."}, {"start": 6665.5, "end": 6667.5, "text": " Start back to the feast."}, {"start": 6673.5, "end": 6675.5, "text": " This is cool."}, {"start": 6675.5, "end": 6678.14, "text": " Oh, look at that!"}, {"start": 6678.14, "end": 6681.14, "text": " It's being restrained and ready for transport."}, {"start": 6687.86, "end": 6689.86, "text": " Their people still in the building!"}, {"start": 6705.5, "end": 6722.5, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6752.5, "end": 6770.9, "text": " four star box"}, {"start": 6770.900000000001, "end": 6777.900000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6777.900000000001, "end": 6783.900000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6783.900000000001, "end": 6790.900000000001, "text": " death"}, {"start": 6790.900000000001, "end": 6798.900000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6798.900000000001, "end": 6805.900000000001, "text": " the black explosive one."}, {"start": 6858.900000000001, "end": 6863.900000000001, "text": " They said they were here to save us, Eleanor Thug, so they'll be standing by the chambers."}, {"start": 6978.900000000001, "end": 6991.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6991.68, "end": 6992.68, "text": " Don't shoot!"}, {"start": 6992.68, "end": 6994.68, "text": " We've got this under control."}, {"start": 6995.68, "end": 6996.68, "text": " This is bullshit!"}, {"start": 6996.68, "end": 6999.68, "text": " Leave the clock. It's not even gonna go for me back."}, {"start": 7006.68, "end": 7008.68, "text": " Hope you're proud of the work you do."}, {"start": 7051.68, "end": 7068.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7188.68, "end": 7206.08, "text": " We're not here for you please tell me the mayor is okay"}, {"start": 7206.08, "end": 7209.08, "text": " Okay, let's bring Captain Prep for you back."}, {"start": 7296.08, "end": 7298.08, "text": " Checking in."}, {"start": 7356.08, "end": 7373.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7373.08, "end": 7376.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 7376.08, "end": 7378.08, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7466.08, "end": 7481.08, "text": " I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it, but it's a good idea to do it in a way that"}, {"start": 7511.08, "end": 7536.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7566.08, "end": 7568.08, "text": " I'm not going to let you go."}, {"start": 7576.08, "end": 7578.08, "text": " These guys are just one of your folks."}, {"start": 7583.08, "end": 7585.08, "text": " Move over there."}, {"start": 7590.08, "end": 7593.08, "text": " Can you at least get my reporter from the pocket?"}, {"start": 7596.08, "end": 7598.08, "text": " Move there."}, {"start": 7605.08, "end": 7606.08, "text": " Can you take these off?"}, {"start": 7606.08, "end": 7609.08, "text": " Over here. It's a building that can break the trailers."}, {"start": 7626.08, "end": 7628.08, "text": " We need to be quick here."}, {"start": 7639.08, "end": 7642.08, "text": " I think they jammed the elevators."}, {"start": 7656.08, "end": 7659.08, "text": " What the hell are you doing?"}, {"start": 7659.08, "end": 7662.08, "text": " Screw this. They just scared the hell out of me."}, {"start": 7686.08, "end": 7689.08, "text": " We should try to stay with them."}, {"start": 7689.08, "end": 7691.08, "text": " Who the hell are we?"}, {"start": 7866.08, "end": 7888.92, "text": " We have one dead suspect here."}, {"start": 8188.92, "end": 8216.92, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8516.92, "end": 8526.92, "text": " We have one suspect down here."}, {"start": 8526.92, "end": 8536.92, "text": " We've got a suspect here."}, {"start": 8536.92, "end": 8543.92, "text": " We've got to get stuff back to here."}, {"start": 8566.92, "end": 8582.92, "text": " Where the f**k is my wedge?"}, {"start": 8642.92, "end": 8644.92, "text": " Shut me down alive!"}, {"start": 8652.92, "end": 8654.92, "text": " All the way to the bottom!"}, {"start": 8662.92, "end": 8664.92, "text": " Move there! Don't get up!"}, {"start": 9024.92, "end": 9054.76, "text": " I don't see anyone how is that boss I don't see anyone"}, {"start": 9054.76, "end": 9083.08, "text": " I mean, except for that guy."}, {"start": 9083.08, "end": 9104.08, "text": " This is behind this pillar."}, {"start": 9104.08, "end": 9106.48, "text": " We're going to go into this door and we're going to use that pillar for cover and then"}, {"start": 9106.48, "end": 9111.44, "text": " throw a nade over there to see what happens."}, {"start": 9111.44, "end": 9113.44, "text": " I don't know how many people are out."}, {"start": 9141.44, "end": 9146.44, "text": " I'm assuming you know who these guys are, doesn't mean you can't be someone smaller than her."}, {"start": 9164.44, "end": 9166.44, "text": " Where was the bomb?"}, {"start": 9201.44, "end": 9209.78, "text": " I have to assume there's a guy behind that biller and I have to assume there's a guy"}, {"start": 9209.78, "end": 9213.68, "text": " in the back room."}, {"start": 9213.68, "end": 9214.68, "text": " There's nothing else I can do."}, {"start": 9214.68, "end": 9216.68, "text": " I just have to go."}, {"start": 9244.68, "end": 9246.68, "text": " Over the floor, I even knew what was happening."}, {"start": 9256.2, "end": 9256.7, "text": " Sighted."}, {"start": 9364.68, "end": 9386.68, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9416.68, "end": 9436.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9436.68, "end": 9438.68, "text": " the"}, {"start": 9438.68, "end": 9440.68, "text": " We got one fatality. Something."}, {"start": 9449.960000000001, "end": 9451.960000000001, "text": " Insane."}, {"start": 9464.76, "end": 9466.76, "text": " I don't know where the last civilian is."}, {"start": 9468.68, "end": 9486.44, "text": " Don't die to a trap now."}, {"start": 9486.44, "end": 9488.44, "text": " I don't think there's any traps left."}, {"start": 9516.44, "end": 9518.44, "text": " Hi-y-y-y!"}, {"start": 9518.44, "end": 9520.44, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 9545.68, "end": 9547.68, "text": " Bathroom?"}, {"start": 9548.44, "end": 9573.44, "text": " Oh, is there one in the middle here?"}, {"start": 9603.44, "end": 9607.44, "text": " We're one bullet from death as well."}, {"start": 9610.44, "end": 9625.44, "text": " This got much easier when I found out that you can shoot them in there and the guy won't blow the bomb up and touch the doors."}, {"start": 9633.44, "end": 9644.44, "text": " He's in the bomb room?"}, {"start": 9644.44, "end": 9658.44, "text": " I think I cut that guy."}, {"start": 9658.44, "end": 9667.76, "text": " Aversaille, they're stripping 10 subs."}, {"start": 9667.76, "end": 9671.92, "text": " And Pete, put tricks, they're stripping 100 subs, very unnecessary, but thank you very"}, {"start": 9671.92, "end": 9672.92, "text": " much."}, {"start": 9672.92, "end": 9677.4, "text": " Best Roppel in Smash Core, that you both are getting 5 subs, and everyone else who subscribed,"}, {"start": 9677.4, "end": 9681.12, "text": " everyone else who threw money at me if we're overcoming my greatest tribulation,"}, {"start": 9681.12, "end": 9681.640000000001, "text": " thank you very much."}, {"start": 9688.44, "end": 9700.44, "text": " James X for 10?"}, {"start": 9700.44, "end": 9705.44, "text": " Yeah, no clue where this dude is."}, {"start": 9705.44, "end": 9708.44, "text": " Who the hell are these guys?"}, {"start": 9708.44, "end": 9712.44, "text": " They're... they're way too close."}, {"start": 9712.44, "end": 9714.44, "text": " Get down! I want to see hands!"}, {"start": 9714.44, "end": 9716.44, "text": " Police! Down the ground!"}, {"start": 9716.44, "end": 9720.36, "text": " We'll be getting the invoice for 669 clicks."}, {"start": 9722.640000000001, "end": 9723.640000000001, "text": " Invoice me, bro."}, {"start": 9726.640000000001, "end": 9728.640000000001, "text": " I can't believe this is happening."}, {"start": 9730.640000000001, "end": 9732.44, "text": " Hands on your head, now!"}, {"start": 9732.44, "end": 9733.94, "text": " Down to the ground, move!"}, {"start": 9742.74, "end": 9744.74, "text": " So much wasted time looking for those last teeth."}, {"start": 9744.74, "end": 9746.74, "text": " I thought they're supposed to run to you."}, {"start": 9752.42, "end": 9754.92, "text": " Hands up! I hope you're having down to keep your hand clean!"}, {"start": 9754.92, "end": 9757.42, "text": " Police! Get down! Put your hands up!"}, {"start": 9760.42, "end": 9762.42, "text": " He's nowhere where you just defused the bomb."}, {"start": 9764.26, "end": 9766.26, "text": " I'm pretty sure that guy's handcuffed."}, {"start": 9766.26, "end": 9768.26, "text": " But we'll check."}, {"start": 9774.74, "end": 9790.86, "text": " down on your god damn knees now. Just believe it'll make sense."}, {"start": 9790.86, "end": 9795.58, "text": " need to be careful not to blow up."}, {"start": 9795.58, "end": 9803.699999999999, "text": " what a fucking tragedy man. so much wasted time looking for this piece of shit."}, {"start": 9803.7, "end": 9805.7, "text": " Get your hands up!"}, {"start": 9805.7, "end": 9807.7, "text": " Police! Get your hands up!"}, {"start": 9808.7, "end": 9811.7, "text": " Is the back room in the core room? Yeah, I checked it."}, {"start": 9812.7, "end": 9815.7, "text": " Eggman, they've been tempting you very much."}, {"start": 9824.7, "end": 9826.7, "text": " Just restart."}, {"start": 9826.7, "end": 9840.94, "text": " I don't think this particular attempt was even all that lucky."}, {"start": 9840.94, "end": 9856.1, "text": " Sometimes we get lucky, right?"}, {"start": 9856.1, "end": 9859.26, "text": " the time we kill the eight guys in this hallway right here using the perfect"}, {"start": 9859.26, "end": 9862.7, "text": " stair cover like she'll like that."}, {"start": 9865.02, "end": 9869.74, "text": " You didn't check the back room in the courtroom there's another door there. Oh"}, {"start": 9869.74, "end": 9873.1, "text": " is there buddy?"}, {"start": 9886.1, "end": 9899.86, "text": " That floor right before the final room, the one that has the gas and some dude has his"}, {"start": 9899.86, "end": 9911.58, "text": " hands up."}, {"start": 9911.58, "end": 9912.58, "text": " They both have gas."}, {"start": 9912.58, "end": 9937.58, "text": " I mean, surely this is disarmed, right?"}, {"start": 9937.58, "end": 9958.42, "text": " I'm gonna check down here real quick."}, {"start": 9958.42, "end": 9960.42, "text": " I killed your friends!"}, {"start": 9978.02, "end": 9982.02, "text": " You cuffed Sideroom guy 100%? I cuffed the guy on the left, yeah."}, {"start": 9988.42, "end": 10002.82, "text": " Yeah, if I'm at the end of a mission, they're supposed to kind of like teleport to you a"}, {"start": 10002.82, "end": 10003.82, "text": " little bit."}, {"start": 10003.82, "end": 10013.82, "text": " Get in the ground, now!"}, {"start": 10013.82, "end": 10018.82, "text": " Get down on your knees, hands up!"}, {"start": 10018.82, "end": 10021.82, "text": " Hands on your head, move!"}, {"start": 10021.82, "end": 10023.82, "text": " Hands on your head!"}, {"start": 10033.82, "end": 10041.82, "text": " Get on the ground now!"}, {"start": 10041.82, "end": 10053.82, "text": " Let me see those hands!"}, {"start": 10053.82, "end": 10054.82, "text": " Hands up!"}, {"start": 10054.82, "end": 10061.82, "text": " Hands up!"}, {"start": 10061.82, "end": 10070.82, "text": " Put your fucking hands up!"}, {"start": 10070.82, "end": 10077.82, "text": " Get down, I want to see hands!"}, {"start": 10077.82, "end": 10078.82, "text": " Police!"}, {"start": 10078.82, "end": 10079.82, "text": " Down on the ground!"}, {"start": 10079.82, "end": 10080.82, "text": " Hands on your head!"}, {"start": 10080.82, "end": 10081.82, "text": " Now!"}, {"start": 10081.82, "end": 10088.82, "text": " You didn't report the enemy in the bathroom?"}, {"start": 10088.82, "end": 10091.82, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 10111.82, "end": 10120.58, "text": " There she is boys."}, {"start": 10141.82, "end": 10143.82, "text": " Kept you waiting, huh?"}, {"start": 10231.82, "end": 10255.699999999999, "text": " We need to be quick here, has anyone seen Leona?"}, {"start": 10255.7, "end": 10261.7, "text": " You gotta be careful! Those guys there! There's something else!"}, {"start": 10285.7, "end": 10287.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10315.7, "end": 10317.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10345.7, "end": 10347.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10375.7, "end": 10377.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10405.7, "end": 10407.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10435.7, "end": 10437.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10459.62, "end": 10461.740000000002, "text": " What now we're gonna watch the replay bitch"}, {"start": 10465.7, "end": 10472.7, "text": " Yes sir! We're gonna speed up. Don't worry."}, {"start": 10481.7, "end": 10483.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10486.7, "end": 10488.7, "text": " Why can't I walk onto you?"}, {"start": 10495.7, "end": 10497.7, "text": " Boss, I think very much"}, {"start": 10500.980000000001, "end": 10502.980000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10503.78, "end": 10509.54, "text": " Well, I want to piss I want to piss get some coffee before we do this before I break it down for you. Okay"}, {"start": 10510.02, "end": 10511.94, "text": " Give me a moment"}, {"start": 10511.94, "end": 10513.94, "text": " Yes, me Lord"}, {"start": 10615.7, "end": 10617.7, "text": " You"}, {"start": 10645.7, "end": 10647.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10675.7, "end": 10677.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10705.7, "end": 10707.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10735.7, "end": 10737.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10765.7, "end": 10767.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10795.7, "end": 10797.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10855.7, "end": 10885.26, "text": " What a thrill with darkness and silence through the night, what a thrill, I'm searching and"}, {"start": 10885.26, "end": 10890.26, "text": " And I'll melt into you"}, {"start": 10890.26, "end": 10894.26, "text": " What a fear in my heart"}, {"start": 10894.26, "end": 10900.26, "text": " But you're so supreme"}, {"start": 10900.26, "end": 10903.26, "text": " I give my life"}, {"start": 10903.26, "end": 10905.26, "text": " Not for honor"}, {"start": 10905.26, "end": 10911.26, "text": " But for you"}, {"start": 10911.26, "end": 10922.62, "text": " In my time, there'll be no one else."}, {"start": 10922.62, "end": 10929.5, "text": " Crime, it's the way I fly to you."}, {"start": 10929.5, "end": 10943.5, "text": " I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater."}, {"start": 10943.5, "end": 10948.5, "text": " Someday you go through the rain,"}, {"start": 10948.5, "end": 10953.5, "text": " and someday you'll feed on a tree frog."}, {"start": 10953.5, "end": 10965.5, "text": " It's ordeal the trial to survive for the day we see new light."}, {"start": 10965.5, "end": 10974.5, "text": " I get my life not for honor but for you."}, {"start": 10974.5, "end": 10987.5, "text": " In my time, there'll be no one else."}, {"start": 10987.5, "end": 10997.5, "text": " Crime, it's the way I fly to you."}, {"start": 10997.5, "end": 11009.5, "text": " I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater."}, {"start": 11013.5, "end": 11025.5, "text": " I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater."}, {"start": 11117.5, "end": 11119.5, "text": " You"}, {"start": 11139.02, "end": 11141.02, "text": " Mason, thank you very much"}, {"start": 11141.02, "end": 11148.02, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 11148.02, "end": 11151.02, "text": " Mama Mia, dude."}, {"start": 11151.02, "end": 11154.02, "text": " This is, this is good."}, {"start": 11154.02, "end": 11159.02, "text": " Isn't it?"}, {"start": 11159.02, "end": 11168.02, "text": " It's shut up."}, {"start": 11168.02, "end": 11169.02, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11183.02, "end": 11188.02, "text": " 0.1% of players have this achievement."}, {"start": 11198.02, "end": 11203.0, "text": " Stay down and turn around. Look away. Don't move. It seems high"}, {"start": 11206.0, "end": 11210.66, "text": " Fuck lead to talk suspecting custody"}, {"start": 11222.460000000001, "end": 11224.460000000001, "text": " Move there don't get up"}, {"start": 11228.02, "end": 11238.960000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11238.960000000001, "end": 11240.800000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11240.800000000001, "end": 11246.94, "text": " death"}, {"start": 11246.94, "end": 11251.78, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11251.78, "end": 11258.78, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11258.78, "end": 11262.78, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11262.78, "end": 11265.78, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 11265.78, "end": 11268.78, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 11268.78, "end": 11271.78, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 11271.78, "end": 11273.78, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 11273.78, "end": 11276.78, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 11276.78, "end": 11279.78, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 11279.78, "end": 11298.18, "text": " ah, we have one dead suspect here."}, {"start": 11298.18, "end": 11301.460000000001, "text": " watch my back, disarming."}, {"start": 11331.460000000001, "end": 11333.460000000001, "text": " WAAAH!"}, {"start": 11333.460000000001, "end": 11335.460000000001, "text": " AAAAAHHH!"}, {"start": 11335.460000000001, "end": 11337.460000000001, "text": " AAAAAHHH!"}, {"start": 11357.460000000001, "end": 11359.460000000001, "text": " Frumpy! Do it now!"}, {"start": 11361.460000000001, "end": 11363.460000000001, "text": " I'm back!"}, {"start": 11363.460000000001, "end": 11365.460000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 11365.460000000001, "end": 11367.460000000001, "text": " I'm back!"}, {"start": 11367.460000000001, "end": 11369.460000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 11378.460000000001, "end": 11380.460000000001, "text": " Moving in."}, {"start": 11391.460000000001, "end": 11398.460000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11398.460000000001, "end": 11402.460000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11402.460000000001, "end": 11404.460000000001, "text": " death"}, {"start": 11404.460000000001, "end": 11408.460000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11408.460000000001, "end": 11412.460000000001, "text": " death"}, {"start": 11412.460000000001, "end": 11416.460000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11446.460000000001, "end": 11461.460000000001, "text": " You hear me kick in the door?"}, {"start": 11461.460000000001, "end": 11473.460000000001, "text": " You're not a prisoner."}, {"start": 11473.460000000001, "end": 11477.460000000001, "text": " You're a witness to truth unfolding."}, {"start": 11494.460000000001, "end": 11496.460000000001, "text": " Police! 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Here we go again."}, {"start": 11570.460000000001, "end": 11572.460000000001, "text": " Sailing now."}, {"start": 11584.460000000001, "end": 11585.460000000001, "text": " 1."}, {"start": 11585.460000000001, "end": 11586.460000000001, "text": " 2."}, {"start": 11586.460000000001, "end": 11587.460000000001, "text": " 3."}, {"start": 11587.460000000001, "end": 11588.460000000001, "text": " 4."}, {"start": 11588.460000000001, "end": 11589.460000000001, "text": " 5."}, {"start": 11589.460000000001, "end": 11590.460000000001, "text": " 6."}, {"start": 11590.460000000001, "end": 11591.460000000001, "text": " 8."}, {"start": 11591.460000000001, "end": 11592.460000000001, "text": " 9."}, {"start": 11592.460000000001, "end": 11593.460000000001, "text": " 10."}, {"start": 11593.460000000001, "end": 11594.460000000001, "text": " 10."}, {"start": 11594.460000000001, "end": 11595.460000000001, "text": " 10."}, {"start": 11595.460000000001, "end": 11596.460000000001, "text": " 11."}, {"start": 11596.460000000001, "end": 11597.460000000001, "text": " 12."}, {"start": 11597.460000000001, "end": 11598.460000000001, "text": " 12."}, {"start": 11598.460000000001, "end": 11599.460000000001, "text": " 13."}, {"start": 11599.460000000001, "end": 11600.460000000001, "text": " 14."}, {"start": 11600.460000000001, "end": 11601.460000000001, "text": " 14."}, {"start": 11601.460000000001, "end": 11602.460000000001, "text": " 15."}, {"start": 11602.460000000001, "end": 11603.460000000001, "text": " 16."}, {"start": 11603.460000000001, "end": 11604.460000000001, "text": " 17."}, {"start": 11604.460000000001, "end": 11605.460000000001, "text": " 17."}, {"start": 11605.460000000001, "end": 11606.460000000001, "text": " 18."}, {"start": 11606.460000000001, "end": 11607.460000000001, "text": " 19."}, {"start": 11607.460000000001, "end": 11608.460000000001, "text": " 19."}, {"start": 11608.460000000001, "end": 11609.460000000001, "text": " 20."}, {"start": 11609.460000000001, "end": 11610.460000000001, "text": " 20."}, {"start": 11610.460000000001, "end": 11611.460000000001, "text": " 20."}, {"start": 11611.460000000001, "end": 11612.460000000001, "text": " 20."}, {"start": 11612.460000000001, "end": 11613.460000000001, "text": " 21."}, {"start": 11673.460000000001, "end": 11684.460000000001, "text": " Oh, you gotta be sendin' me!"}, {"start": 11684.460000000001, "end": 11695.460000000001, "text": " Oh, we got me!"}, {"start": 11695.460000000001, "end": 11702.460000000001, "text": " We got me."}, {"start": 11725.460000000001, "end": 11749.460000000001, "text": " I'm going to get stuck back here."}, {"start": 11749.460000000001, "end": 11751.86, "text": " Securing the device."}, {"start": 11751.86, "end": 11753.86, "text": " bugged out"}, {"start": 11762.5, "end": 11764.5, "text": " Well, I am I"}, {"start": 11781.86, "end": 11783.86, "text": " What the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 11783.86, "end": 11785.86, "text": " Stop that killed."}, {"start": 11788.86, "end": 11790.86, "text": " Everything's dark. Suspect killed."}, {"start": 11791.86, "end": 11793.86, "text": " Stop the fucker!"}, {"start": 11799.86, "end": 11801.86, "text": " FAMO!"}, {"start": 11811.86, "end": 11818.86, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11819.66, "end": 11826.66, "text": " suspect killed"}, {"start": 11831.140000000001, "end": 11838.140000000001, "text": " oh my god wait wait wait that guy almost killed me"}, {"start": 11841.86, "end": 11851.380000000001, "text": " I didn't even see him."}, {"start": 11851.380000000001, "end": 11860.060000000001, "text": " Think of that lucky wig of luck here."}, {"start": 11890.06, "end": 11892.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11912.88, "end": 11914.88, "text": " Swapping bag"}, {"start": 11920.06, "end": 11922.06, "text": " You"}, {"start": 11950.06, "end": 11961.06, "text": " You're not a prisoner, you're a witness to truth blindfolded..."}, {"start": 11961.06, "end": 11963.06, "text": " FALLING OUT!"}, {"start": 11993.06, "end": 11995.06, "text": " You need to get out there. I can do it, okay?"}, {"start": 11996.34, "end": 11998.34, "text": " You must take your cover for safety."}, {"start": 12010.82, "end": 12013.22, "text": " Leave the talk. We've got a dead suspect here."}, {"start": 12014.26, "end": 12016.26, "text": " I can talk to the police. They'll listen."}, {"start": 12017.619999999999, "end": 12020.9, "text": " The world you know was a green built-on lie."}, {"start": 12020.9, "end": 12022.26, "text": " Talk! Suspect down!"}, {"start": 12023.06, "end": 12033.06, "text": " We have a dead suspect here."}, {"start": 12033.06, "end": 12043.06, "text": " Bring him here."}, {"start": 12073.06, "end": 12095.06, "text": " You have to see it first."}, {"start": 12095.06, "end": 12105.06, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 12105.06, "end": 12112.06, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 12112.06, "end": 12129.5, "text": " fan."}, {"start": 12142.06, "end": 12163.06, "text": " Thank you, Chatter."}, {"start": 12163.06, "end": 12165.06, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12193.06, "end": 12200.06, "text": " Leave the talk. Suspect is deceased."}, {"start": 12211.06, "end": 12214.06, "text": " This is protocol."}, {"start": 12214.06, "end": 12216.06, "text": " Oh, look at that! Police brutality!"}, {"start": 12216.06, "end": 12219.06, "text": " It's now restrained and ready for transport."}, {"start": 12223.06, "end": 12225.06, "text": " People fell in the building."}, {"start": 12246.539999999999, "end": 12248.539999999999, "text": " I can have an individual in custody."}, {"start": 12253.06, "end": 12255.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12283.06, "end": 12285.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12313.06, "end": 12324.66, "text": " I'm doing what you said stay here they said they were here to save us"}, {"start": 12324.66, "end": 12327.66, "text": " Element of talk. Civilian standing by for trailers."}, {"start": 12354.66, "end": 12356.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12384.66, "end": 12396.66, "text": " Securing the trap."}, {"start": 12426.66, "end": 12441.66, "text": " I don't deserve this."}, {"start": 12441.66, "end": 12450.66, "text": " It's on the trap."}, {"start": 12450.66, "end": 12452.66, "text": " That's it. Those two."}, {"start": 12452.66, "end": 12454.66, "text": " It's under control."}, {"start": 12454.66, "end": 12456.66, "text": " That's a bullshit!"}, {"start": 12456.66, "end": 12459.66, "text": " Lead the talk. Civilian good to go for evac."}, {"start": 12466.66, "end": 12469.66, "text": " Hope you're proud of the work you do!"}, {"start": 12482.66, "end": 12484.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12512.66, "end": 12514.66, "text": " It's on me."}, {"start": 12542.66, "end": 12566.86, "text": " Is there a shortcut for zooming in, as we went down?"}, {"start": 12566.86, "end": 12567.86, "text": " See!"}, {"start": 12585.460000000001, "end": 12586.86, "text": " Come out and get down!"}, {"start": 12596.86, "end": 12598.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12626.86, "end": 12636.86, "text": " Checking in, don't move."}, {"start": 12636.86, "end": 12649.86, "text": " I can both bring to the network anything you need."}, {"start": 12649.86, "end": 12664.86, "text": " These guys aren't just regular thugs."}, {"start": 12679.86, "end": 12708.86, "text": " No one's coming to save you this time."}, {"start": 12708.86, "end": 12720.58, "text": " coming to save you this time you don't need me I'm just a journalist son of a bitch"}, {"start": 12768.86, "end": 12773.86, "text": " What is blood shooting at?"}, {"start": 12773.86, "end": 12778.86, "text": " Idiots left me for dead."}, {"start": 12778.86, "end": 12780.86, "text": " Interesting stuff."}, {"start": 12780.86, "end": 12783.86, "text": " It's not such a beating, but unconscious."}, {"start": 12783.86, "end": 12787.86, "text": " There's a kill coming up that is probably my..."}, {"start": 12787.86, "end": 12789.86, "text": " It's my favorite kill."}, {"start": 12789.86, "end": 12791.86, "text": " It's my favorite kill."}, {"start": 12791.86, "end": 12793.86, "text": " Move toward me."}, {"start": 12793.86, "end": 12796.86, "text": " Move over here."}, {"start": 12796.86, "end": 12819.86, "text": " The hell is going on?"}, {"start": 12819.86, "end": 12824.86, "text": " Move and stay there."}, {"start": 12824.86, "end": 12831.86, "text": " Falling back!"}, {"start": 12854.86, "end": 12864.86, "text": " Move over there."}, {"start": 12864.86, "end": 12874.86, "text": " Move over there."}, {"start": 12874.86, "end": 12883.86, "text": " Move there."}, {"start": 12883.86, "end": 12886.86, "text": " Element to talk. The building is cut in ready for trailers."}, {"start": 12913.86, "end": 12915.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12943.86, "end": 12945.86, "text": " You"}, {"start": 12965.980000000001, "end": 12967.980000000001, "text": " Element to talk"}, {"start": 12970.460000000001, "end": 12972.460000000001, "text": " Civilian captain ready for trailers"}, {"start": 12973.86, "end": 12975.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12982.86, "end": 12984.86, "text": " Did I see this guy"}, {"start": 13003.86, "end": 13026.7, "text": " There it is. There he fucking is. There he is, dude. It's the fucking point man, dude."}, {"start": 13026.7, "end": 13031.7, "text": " No fucking way, man."}, {"start": 13036.2, "end": 13040.2, "text": " Hey kid, why don't you take a break?"}, {"start": 13040.2, "end": 13057.08, "text": " How about five"}, {"start": 13057.08, "end": 13059.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13065.24, "end": 13067.24, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 13087.08, "end": 13089.08, "text": " You"}, {"start": 13117.08, "end": 13121.66, "text": " Who's that?"}, {"start": 13121.66, "end": 13128.82, "text": " We need to be quick here."}, {"start": 13128.82, "end": 13137.74, "text": " Has anyone seen Leona?"}, {"start": 13137.74, "end": 13143.86, "text": " I think they jammed the elevators."}, {"start": 13143.86, "end": 13153.86, "text": " I don't know if you can replay from first person. I don't know how to do that."}, {"start": 13153.86, "end": 13167.86, "text": " Change camera mode. There's just two. Orbit and free."}, {"start": 13167.86, "end": 13178.86, "text": " I'ma throw up"}, {"start": 13178.86, "end": 13179.36, "text": " BLEH"}, {"start": 13196.86, "end": 13198.86, "text": " Oh my god, wait, no, that's a good one to hang on."}, {"start": 13198.86, "end": 13199.86, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 13208.86, "end": 13231.34, "text": " look at this shot dude we fucking got his ass man"}, {"start": 13231.34, "end": 13232.34, "text": " Two bullets!"}, {"start": 13238.04, "end": 13238.54, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 13261.34, "end": 13281.02, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 13281.02, "end": 13282.460000000001, "text": " He almost gets us here by the way."}, {"start": 13282.460000000001, "end": 13283.62, "text": " This takes us to one HP."}, {"start": 13291.34, "end": 13306.82, "text": " Well fuck is he wait"}, {"start": 13321.34, "end": 13348.34, "text": " I don't know what any of this is."}, {"start": 13348.34, "end": 13369.62, "text": " Reign here. Got nothing."}, {"start": 13378.34, "end": 13380.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13408.34, "end": 13438.1, "text": " Notice how that doesn't flash him, by the way, and I'm still not fully sure if someone"}, {"start": 13438.1, "end": 13444.36, "text": " there's right there because he's teleporting"}, {"start": 13498.1, "end": 13523.1, "text": " Normal speed by the way."}, {"start": 13553.1, "end": 13560.1, "text": " Some of that."}, {"start": 13583.1, "end": 13585.1, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13603.02, "end": 13605.02, "text": " There he went so far back"}, {"start": 13613.1, "end": 13620.1, "text": " I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way."}, {"start": 13643.1, "end": 13645.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13823.1, "end": 13833.1, "text": " I'm not sure what's going on here, but I'm going to have to go back to the base."}, {"start": 13833.1, "end": 13843.1, "text": " I'm going to have to go back to the base, but I'm going to have to go back to the base."}, {"start": 13993.1, "end": 13997.1, "text": " Ha, ha, ha."}, {"start": 14083.1, "end": 14090.1, "text": " We're just news."}, {"start": 14090.1, "end": 14097.1, "text": " Tell me the top."}, {"start": 14097.1, "end": 14103.1, "text": " We're just news."}, {"start": 14103.1, "end": 14109.1, "text": " Tell me the top."}, {"start": 14109.1, "end": 14111.1, "text": " We're just news!"}, {"start": 14120.1, "end": 14123.1, "text": " Insane gameplay!"}, {"start": 14139.1, "end": 14149.1, "text": " Dude, his legs got hurt after this shit, man."}, {"start": 14149.1, "end": 14170.1, "text": " We all have been again."}, {"start": 14170.1, "end": 14177.1, "text": " We don't kneel."}, {"start": 14207.1, "end": 14210.6, "text": " No! Just make down alive!"}, {"start": 14210.6, "end": 14211.6, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 14218.6, "end": 14219.6, "text": " Elevators are down!"}, {"start": 14219.6, "end": 14221.6, "text": " Sit there! Don't get up!"}, {"start": 14237.1, "end": 14253.1, "text": " enough cryptid"}, {"start": 14357.1, "end": 14377.1, "text": " Civilian is in custody, requesting escort."}, {"start": 14377.1, "end": 14389.1, "text": " Suspect killed."}, {"start": 14389.1, "end": 14399.1, "text": " Suspect killed."}, {"start": 14399.1, "end": 14425.1, "text": " How long did I take it home?"}, {"start": 14425.1, "end": 14427.1, "text": " Oh, look at the color."}, {"start": 14427.1, "end": 14429.1, "text": " I even knew it was a color."}, {"start": 14441.1, "end": 14443.1, "text": " Sighted."}, {"start": 14455.1, "end": 14457.1, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 14485.1, "end": 14492.1, "text": " Swag."}, {"start": 14545.1, "end": 14574.54, "text": " We're about to hit him with the spoinkie, dude."}, {"start": 14574.54, "end": 14582.140000000001, "text": " their nade?"}, {"start": 14582.140000000001, "end": 14599.78, "text": " This is the final nade."}, {"start": 14599.78, "end": 14607.66, "text": " And then he realized."}, {"start": 14607.66, "end": 14610.66, "text": " It was over."}, {"start": 14610.66, "end": 14633.58, "text": " I'll stop what's in motion."}, {"start": 14633.58, "end": 14634.58, "text": " Hands up!"}, {"start": 14634.58, "end": 14635.58, "text": " Drop your knee!"}, {"start": 14635.58, "end": 14661.58, "text": " He didn't have to hit him like that."}, {"start": 14661.58, "end": 14668.08, "text": " We don't feel it."}, {"start": 14691.58, "end": 14693.58, "text": " You"}, {"start": 14704.22, "end": 14706.22, "text": " Leave the talk"}, {"start": 14708.46, "end": 14710.46, "text": " Suspects a curious"}, {"start": 14721.58, "end": 14732.42, "text": " Where's the fucking bomb on him, dude?"}, {"start": 14732.42, "end": 14744.42, "text": " This guy's a bomb on him."}, {"start": 14744.42, "end": 14765.42, "text": " not anymore"}, {"start": 14795.42, "end": 14797.42, "text": " Rest now, Point Man."}, {"start": 14802.42, "end": 14804.42, "text": " You were hurt from greatness."}, {"start": 14855.42, "end": 14870.42, "text": " You're running out of time, we got one big talent, it's just that..."}, {"start": 14870.42, "end": 14874.42, "text": " I don't even find what you're looking for, I'm just trying to figure it out."}, {"start": 14874.42, "end": 14876.42, "text": " Police! Hands off!"}, {"start": 14876.42, "end": 14897.42, "text": " It keeps freezing!"}, {"start": 14897.42, "end": 14907.42, "text": " get up"}, {"start": 14907.42, "end": 14917.42, "text": " up"}, {"start": 14917.42, "end": 14921.42, "text": " wait hold up"}, {"start": 14921.42, "end": 14923.42, "text": " guys. Slow down! Slow down!"}, {"start": 14923.42, "end": 14925.42, "text": " Police down on the ground!"}, {"start": 14927.42, "end": 14929.42, "text": " Who the hell are these guys?"}, {"start": 14929.42, "end": 14931.42, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 14933.42, "end": 14935.42, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 14937.42, "end": 14939.42, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 14951.42, "end": 14958.42, "text": " They're, they're like ghosts."}, {"start": 14958.42, "end": 14964.42, "text": " Get down, I want to see hands."}, {"start": 14964.42, "end": 14969.42, "text": " Police, down in the ground!"}, {"start": 14969.42, "end": 14974.42, "text": " Hands on your head, down in the ground, move!"}, {"start": 14974.42, "end": 14998.5, "text": " It truly is over."}, {"start": 14998.5, "end": 15000.5, "text": " It truly is over, dude."}, {"start": 15028.5, "end": 15032.5, "text": " Hands up! Do it now!"}, {"start": 15032.5, "end": 15034.5, "text": " Is my camera still good?"}, {"start": 15036.5, "end": 15038.5, "text": " Hands up above your head!"}, {"start": 15038.5, "end": 15040.5, "text": " Hands up!"}, {"start": 15040.5, "end": 15042.5, "text": " Police! Get down!"}, {"start": 15042.5, "end": 15044.5, "text": " Hands up now!"}, {"start": 15046.5, "end": 15048.5, "text": " Get down on your knees!"}, {"start": 15048.5, "end": 15050.5, "text": " Get down! Hands up!"}, {"start": 15050.5, "end": 15052.5, "text": " Hands up! Police! Hands up!"}, {"start": 15052.5, "end": 15054.5, "text": " Hands up now!"}, {"start": 15054.5, "end": 15056.5, "text": " Drop to your knees!"}, {"start": 15056.5, "end": 15066.5, "text": " hands up down on your knees get down I want to see"}, {"start": 15066.5, "end": 15070.5, "text": " hands at least down on the ground hands on your head now"}, {"start": 15070.5, "end": 15077.5, "text": " Toyman fighting ghosts. They're already dead, Toyman."}, {"start": 15083.9, "end": 15087.9, "text": " They're already fucking dead, man."}, {"start": 15095.9, "end": 15099.9, "text": " Finally, your vigil ends."}, {"start": 15099.9, "end": 15102.22, "text": " The horrendous loop you've been stuck in."}, {"start": 15102.22, "end": 15103.5, "text": " Hands up! Above your head!"}, {"start": 15106.779999999999, "end": 15107.82, "text": " With this woman."}, {"start": 15109.42, "end": 15110.14, "text": " Hands."}, {"start": 15120.539999999999, "end": 15122.94, "text": " How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?"}, {"start": 15129.9, "end": 15131.9, "text": " You"}, {"start": 15145.48, "end": 15147.48, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 15159.9, "end": 15161.9, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 15189.9, "end": 15202.9, "text": " Whoa, journalist!"}, {"start": 15202.9, "end": 15207.66, "text": " Your career is done!"}, {"start": 15207.66, "end": 15210.46, "text": " Keep your hands behind your back."}, {"start": 15210.46, "end": 15215.5, "text": " And with that, it was done."}, {"start": 15215.5, "end": 15225.5, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 15225.5, "end": 15235.5, "text": " Thousands of men killed."}, {"start": 15235.5, "end": 15242.5, "text": " Experiencing death 600 plus times only to wake up in the same SWAT van."}, {"start": 15242.5, "end": 15249.5, "text": " Complete with all of your memories. Completely alone."}, {"start": 15258.5, "end": 15260.5, "text": " Hey! These are too tight!"}, {"start": 15272.5, "end": 15274.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15274.5, "end": 15276.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15300.54, "end": 15302.54, "text": " You be"}, {"start": 15304.5, "end": 15311.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15311.5, "end": 15316.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15316.5, "end": 15320.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15320.5, "end": 15325.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15325.5, "end": 15328.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15328.5, "end": 15335.5, "text": " Venter Bob, thanks for God's help."}, {"start": 15335.5, "end": 15343.74, "text": " Do we know what happened after he took her?"}, {"start": 15343.74, "end": 15346.18, "text": " What did Point Man do, Epilogue?"}, {"start": 15346.18, "end": 15354.5, "text": " Oh, the PTSD blues brains out."}, {"start": 15354.5, "end": 15370.18, "text": " Jesus is a friend of mine Jesus is a friend of mine Jesus is a friend of mine"}, {"start": 15370.18, "end": 15374.18, "text": " You gonna watch the endings? What endings? What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 15374.18, "end": 15386.300000000001, "text": " There's like three endings."}, {"start": 15386.300000000001, "end": 15389.58, "text": " A guard would have to pull them up."}, {"start": 15389.58, "end": 15399.42, "text": " Jesus is up in the mud."}, {"start": 15399.42, "end": 15411.06, "text": " Oh, I'm going to talk to the score, that game was so good man, it actually is."}, {"start": 15411.06, "end": 15415.7, "text": " I wouldn't have tried so many times if I didn't think it was good."}, {"start": 15415.7, "end": 15417.14, "text": " RDB, they're searching 10 subs."}, {"start": 15417.14, "end": 15422.14, "text": " So was your favorite definitely the last one."}, {"start": 15422.14, "end": 15427.14, "text": " Watch a speed run please."}, {"start": 15427.14, "end": 15430.14, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15430.14, "end": 15433.14, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 15433.14, "end": 15436.14, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 15436.14, "end": 15439.14, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 15439.14, "end": 15442.14, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 15442.14, "end": 15457.859999999999, "text": " I was going to watch a speed run and I'd want to watch like a 100% one."}, {"start": 15457.859999999999, "end": 15460.58, "text": " We really going to give up on this shit today?"}, {"start": 15460.58, "end": 15467.619999999999, "text": " I don't know man, depends on how I was feeling pretty defeated today, I'm not going to lie"}, {"start": 15467.619999999999, "end": 15468.619999999999, "text": " man."}, {"start": 15468.62, "end": 15498.42, "text": " I'm from Scatlands World and I'm in a fantasy."}, {"start": 15498.42, "end": 15502.82, "text": " the FMV slot do you guys think there's just like an unlimited amount of FMV games"}, {"start": 15505.82, "end": 15507.82, "text": " Are you dumb"}, {"start": 15514.14, "end": 15516.14, "text": " There ain't"}, {"start": 15518.5, "end": 15522.14, "text": " That's on the Trump dinner tonight seems like a big question"}, {"start": 15524.78, "end": 15527.58, "text": " Seems like I won't answer that question"}, {"start": 15528.42, "end": 15554.42, "text": " I'll see you in the next video."}, {"start": 15584.42, "end": 15601.1, "text": " What are we play dude I didn't I didn't think I was gonna win. I'm gonna be honest"}, {"start": 15601.1, "end": 15616.1, "text": " Xenonauts2? Never heard of it."}, {"start": 15616.1, "end": 15628.1, "text": " Oh, Disco Elysium? Wow, that's a good idea. Idiot. Sorry."}, {"start": 15646.1, "end": 15649.1, "text": " Beat the game to see a hot lady."}, {"start": 15673.1, "end": 15675.1, "text": " Only a dollar."}, {"start": 15676.1, "end": 15681.1, "text": " Wow, so that's a bargain"}, {"start": 15681.1, "end": 15689.1, "text": " Was I nervous that last run?"}, {"start": 15689.1, "end": 15692.1, "text": " Honestly, no. No."}, {"start": 15692.1, "end": 15717.380000000001, "text": " I was not nervous when I'm lying to bed to get it all up what's in my head and I"}, {"start": 15717.380000000001, "end": 15733.54, "text": " little peculiar. Do I think I deserve the god gamer title after this performance? Um, no,"}, {"start": 15733.54, "end": 15743.580000000002, "text": " no. I didn't I wasn't I straight up was not playing the game until the last level when"}, {"start": 15743.58, "end": 15755.539999999999, "text": " I played about myself and I literally had to learn how to play the game I literally was"}, {"start": 15755.539999999999, "end": 15764.42, "text": " not playing the game."}, {"start": 15764.42, "end": 15766.42, "text": " Oh my god, did it try?"}, {"start": 15778.02, "end": 15779.52, "text": " Sorry, I'm looking at game trailer."}, {"start": 15784.38, "end": 15785.82, "text": " Dude, she plays Bannerlord."}, {"start": 15785.82, "end": 15802.539999999999, "text": " Watch the speed run."}, {"start": 15802.539999999999, "end": 15806.22, "text": " Does a guard have the speed run?"}, {"start": 15806.220000000001, "end": 15821.78, "text": " keep it inside learn how to hide Jopee legs turns on harder all like an hour I'm kind of sad I feel"}, {"start": 15821.78, "end": 15828.660000000002, "text": " like we could have got like maybe like 68 minutes if we didn't have to run around like what time"}, {"start": 15828.66, "end": 15843.14, "text": " When did we actually arrest that guy?"}, {"start": 15843.14, "end": 15844.14, "text": " Retry it?"}, {"start": 15844.14, "end": 15846.86, "text": " Am I permanently ignored after the bit?"}, {"start": 15846.86, "end": 15849.42, "text": " Unignored brother."}, {"start": 15849.42, "end": 15865.42, "text": " Your dedication mirrors my own."}, {"start": 15879.42, "end": 15884.12, "text": " desire how long is it DTK"}, {"start": 15914.12, "end": 15916.12, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 15920.800000000001, "end": 15922.800000000001, "text": " Ooh cool shirt"}, {"start": 15930.68, "end": 15932.68, "text": " Is he just running to the end"}, {"start": 15935.800000000001, "end": 15941.960000000001, "text": " He's very quiet why is the brightness so high probably to help him see"}, {"start": 15944.12, "end": 15946.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15950.560000000001, "end": 15956.52, "text": " What difficulties this he sounds defeated yeah, cuz it's just random"}, {"start": 15962.76, "end": 15967.42, "text": " Where he's gonna compass how is like a different oh he's playing he's playing a fucking console"}, {"start": 15974.12, "end": 15981.12, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15981.12, "end": 15988.12, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15988.12, "end": 15994.12, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15994.12, "end": 15999.12, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15999.12, "end": 16001.12, "text": " who hasn't finished the man I related to?"}, {"start": 16002.320000000002, "end": 16003.320000000002, "text": " I know how"}, {"start": 16003.320000000002, "end": 16005.62, "text": " I've seen the luckiest I think I've ever been in any game"}, {"start": 16009.62, "end": 16010.62, "text": " It's not casual"}, {"start": 16010.62, "end": 16012.62, "text": " Please don't shoot me in the back"}, {"start": 16012.62, "end": 16014.62, "text": " I'm pleased to be unlocked one of my goggles"}, {"start": 16017.62, "end": 16018.62, "text": " So"}, {"start": 16018.62, "end": 16020.62, "text": " You couldn't find any on hard?"}, {"start": 16020.62, "end": 16021.62, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 16024.12, "end": 16027.62, "text": " So he- he did the- the innate for someone, right?"}, {"start": 16027.62, "end": 16034.62, "text": " scurly and should the guy pull the building up"}, {"start": 16035.560000000001, "end": 16042.560000000001, "text": " you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do"}, {"start": 16050.380000000001, "end": 16056.740000000002, "text": " it's not sound happy"}, {"start": 16056.74, "end": 16059.38, "text": " I think that guy got like a, the world record, you know, casual,"}, {"start": 16059.38, "end": 16066.539999999999, "text": " any percent or whatever it's kind of like speed runners never are."}, {"start": 16070.46, "end": 16074.699999999999, "text": " Dude, like, if you do something that many times over and over again,"}, {"start": 16074.699999999999, "end": 16079.82, "text": " and like it literally that particular route probably hinges like very heavily"}, {"start": 16079.82, "end": 16083.46, "text": " on whether or not an enemy spawns in his path, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 16083.460000000001, "end": 16088.02, "text": " So it's literally just random."}, {"start": 16088.02, "end": 16091.92, "text": " It's just random. That kind of speedrun is random. It's like Minecraft speedrunning,"}, {"start": 16091.92, "end": 16092.460000000001, "text": " but like,"}, {"start": 16092.460000000001, "end": 16095.62, "text": " honestly, probably not as fucked up as Minecraft speedrunning."}, {"start": 16095.62, "end": 16102.300000000001, "text": " Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me."}, {"start": 16102.300000000001, "end": 16106.300000000001, "text": " Minecraft's more fun."}, {"start": 16106.300000000001, "end": 16111.42, "text": " Yeah, but it's still random."}, {"start": 16111.42, "end": 16119.42, "text": " what now hold on I asked someone a question"}, {"start": 16133.42, "end": 16139.42, "text": " uh play road to Empress FMV I don't like the fucking"}, {"start": 16141.42, "end": 16150.44, "text": " I don't even know what genre of FMV to call them, but like the romance FMVs dude"}, {"start": 16152.8, "end": 16154.8, "text": " There's no novelty in that for me"}, {"start": 16159.76, "end": 16165.48, "text": " Replay folder size I don't even know where they would be really am I think I think this game I"}, {"start": 16165.48, "end": 16167.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16169.8, "end": 16174.68, "text": " Always like terror son and like rainbow six and like rogue spear"}, {"start": 16175.92, "end": 16178.92, "text": " And I got what was a rainbow six Vegas?"}, {"start": 16179.76, "end": 16183.279999999999, "text": " I'm always I never I never played SWAT force. I don't know"}, {"start": 16186.279999999999, "end": 16189.32, "text": " But like that's what I played when I was a kid a"}, {"start": 16190.52, "end": 16192.439999999999, "text": " lot"}, {"start": 16192.44, "end": 16195.640000000001, "text": " Was a god I surrender you remember that one level in"}, {"start": 16196.94, "end": 16198.94, "text": " For those of you who did play a rogues spear"}, {"start": 16200.36, "end": 16205.24, "text": " Remember the plane level where you go on the plane dude. Yes, remember that shit dude"}, {"start": 16206.960000000001, "end": 16212.92, "text": " Remember the fucking the big-ass plane level dude. Oh my god in the first level on rainbow six"}, {"start": 16212.92, "end": 16214.92, "text": " Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 16217.92, "end": 16222.92, "text": " Oh, man. Local data, ready or not saved."}, {"start": 16225.92, "end": 16229.92, "text": " Let's see. Let's see how big are replay folders."}, {"start": 16229.92, "end": 16232.460000000001, "text": " You're a cow, but no."}, {"start": 16232.460000000001, "end": 16235.08, "text": " Mmm, mmm, mmm."}, {"start": 16235.08, "end": 16238.26, "text": " Saved demos."}, {"start": 16238.26, "end": 16240.36, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 16240.36, "end": 16245.1, "text": " So I think they record demos the same way that."}, {"start": 16245.1, "end": 16247.7, "text": " Do doesn't do."}, {"start": 16247.7, "end": 16249.76, "text": " Okay, so."}, {"start": 16249.76, "end": 16253.960000000001, "text": " A little, little nerd."}, {"start": 16253.960000000001, "end": 16254.960000000001, "text": " Showed."}, {"start": 16254.960000000001, "end": 16256.960000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 16256.960000000001, "end": 16266.380000000001, "text": " little nerd ship, but the way that you record demos in DOOM, or the way that they made it"}, {"start": 16266.380000000001, "end": 16272.2, "text": " so that you were the method that it makes the replays is it records all of your inputs,"}, {"start": 16272.2, "end": 16278.320000000002, "text": " and then replays your inputs through the game. So it's not like a actual recording. It's like"}, {"start": 16278.32, "end": 16286.64, "text": " What's a good comparison to that?"}, {"start": 16286.64, "end": 16295.119999999999, "text": " I think this game does the same thing because the replays are very small."}, {"start": 16295.119999999999, "end": 16296.76, "text": " I have hundreds of them."}, {"start": 16296.76, "end": 16299.36, "text": " I have hundreds of them."}, {"start": 16299.36, "end": 16303.32, "text": " Let's see how big the folder is."}, {"start": 16303.32, "end": 16306.96, "text": " It's like literally kilobytes."}, {"start": 16306.960000000001, "end": 16313.960000000001, "text": " It's only 9 gigabytes for hundreds of replays."}, {"start": 16313.960000000001, "end": 16318.960000000001, "text": " Mm-mm-mm-mm."}, {"start": 16318.960000000001, "end": 16325.960000000001, "text": " Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh."}, {"start": 16325.960000000001, "end": 16331.960000000001, "text": " How to electric have a new."}, {"start": 16331.960000000001, "end": 16333.960000000001, "text": " Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh."}, {"start": 16333.960000000001, "end": 16337.300000000001, "text": " I'm thinking about playing a game that a viewer of mine made and he's been"}, {"start": 16338.220000000001, "end": 16342.42, "text": " Nudging me to play for a long time and I told him I would do it, but I forgot to do it"}, {"start": 16344.980000000001, "end": 16347.86, "text": " Although he made it for German not for me bitch"}, {"start": 16350.94, "end": 16354.62, "text": " But I'll do it because I like you"}, {"start": 16358.740000000002, "end": 16362.300000000001, "text": " Is our guard here. Oh wait, let me finish my my writer not that's him"}, {"start": 16363.960000000001, "end": 16367.6, "text": " Um, yes below I"}, {"start": 16374.68, "end": 16378.76, "text": " Was engineered to like this or I'm reading it. Um, I"}, {"start": 16383.080000000002, "end": 16388.88, "text": " Don't know the game is very satisfying to play and that's honestly the main reason why I tried so many times to beat it"}, {"start": 16388.88, "end": 16390.88, "text": " The way that I wanted to beat it"}, {"start": 16394.84, "end": 16396.84, "text": " You could you could say"}, {"start": 16399.32, "end": 16403.92, "text": " That it's a little silly on hard at least"}, {"start": 16405.84, "end": 16409.68, "text": " The way that you point man, right"}, {"start": 16410.96, "end": 16414.96, "text": " Because there's two ways you're gonna play if you're playing hard one you're playing with your friend or three ways"}, {"start": 16414.96, "end": 16418.8, "text": " Sorry, you know one. It's a friend-slop game. You got four other friends"}, {"start": 16418.8, "end": 16420.78, "text": " you're running in, everyone's dying randomly."}, {"start": 16420.78, "end": 16424.44, "text": " Like no one is like truly coordinated or whatever."}, {"start": 16424.44, "end": 16426.86, "text": " Two, you're playing alone, but with bots."}, {"start": 16426.86, "end": 16429.36, "text": " And then, you know, your bots are basically"}, {"start": 16429.36, "end": 16431.739999999998, "text": " auto aiming neat shields, you know?"}, {"start": 16431.739999999998, "end": 16433.899999999998, "text": " They will win most of the time, right?"}, {"start": 16433.899999999998, "end": 16436.14, "text": " And you kind of back them up."}, {"start": 16436.14, "end": 16438.34, "text": " Or three, actually I guess four ways."}, {"start": 16438.34, "end": 16441.78, "text": " Three, you play with bots, but you're having them,"}, {"start": 16441.78, "end": 16443.66, "text": " you're the point man in that situation"}, {"start": 16443.66, "end": 16445.88, "text": " and you are playing the game."}, {"start": 16445.88, "end": 16454.24, "text": " And there you're back up, right or four you play solo without bots you are the point man you do everything"}, {"start": 16458.120000000003, "end": 16460.120000000003, "text": " On hard"}, {"start": 16463.88, "end": 16472.36, "text": " The only way you can do that effectively is by crouching and leaning, right?"}, {"start": 16472.36, "end": 16477.64, "text": " Or like a flash launcher plus like a deagle, right?"}, {"start": 16487.64, "end": 16494.96, "text": " And it's basically if you crouch and then you lean at the apex of your directional lean or whatever"}, {"start": 16496.600000000002, "end": 16499.74, "text": " You can see the enemy, but they will not react to you"}, {"start": 16499.74, "end": 16508.66, "text": " you. That's probably deliberate. I don't know what the solution to the hard gameplay is."}, {"start": 16508.66, "end": 16517.460000000003, "text": " If it's not deliberate. Because you can't beat those guys in a you cannot react fast"}, {"start": 16517.460000000003, "end": 16522.74, "text": " enough consistently to get through an entire level. If you are just running into a room"}, {"start": 16522.74, "end": 16526.780000000002, "text": " trying to shoot the enemy faster than they're shooting you because you will eventually just"}, {"start": 16526.78, "end": 16537.0, "text": " get worn down and murdered you guys saw I was using steel full body armor and I"}, {"start": 16537.0, "end": 16543.46, "text": " was still dying in two to three hits sometimes right less than 50 ms reaction"}, {"start": 16543.46, "end": 16550.559999999998, "text": " time is actually in the human you would have to have the most tweaked out on"}, {"start": 16550.56, "end": 16559.960000000003, "text": " Vivan slash Adderall like CS player in like his early 20s to be able to like maybe do that maybe do that"}, {"start": 16572.0, "end": 16577.620000000003, "text": " Less than 100 ms start on an Olympic races considered a false start that's crazy"}, {"start": 16580.56, "end": 16595.120000000003, "text": " So, in short, if you like, even though that is the case, even though that is the case,"}, {"start": 16595.120000000003, "end": 16602.04, "text": " it was still fun to clear the rooms and it was still fun to react to the enemies moving"}, {"start": 16602.04, "end": 16607.920000000002, "text": " around and not being able to use the lean trick or whatever to kill them."}, {"start": 16607.920000000002, "end": 16614.160000000003, "text": " It was fun to get used to using cover like appropriate cover, not just doors and whatnot,"}, {"start": 16614.160000000003, "end": 16618.600000000002, "text": " but like, you know, like the marble walls and shit or the metal detector."}, {"start": 16618.600000000002, "end": 16625.72, "text": " It was the IR laser traps make it one out of 10."}, {"start": 16625.72, "end": 16626.72, "text": " The last level is dog shit."}, {"start": 16626.72, "end": 16627.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16627.72, "end": 16632.56, "text": " So if you're talking about the, the hallway lasers that like alert them, the way that"}, {"start": 16632.56, "end": 16636.24, "text": " the opt one of the optimal ways that you can play is tripping those deliberately"}, {"start": 16636.24, "end": 16645.52, "text": " to funnel enemies into you. Which is the only other safe way to kill enemies on hard is to"}, {"start": 16645.52, "end": 16651.52, "text": " get them locked in the breach animation. And I'm pretty sure, and I could be wrong, I'm"}, {"start": 16651.52, "end": 16660.640000000003, "text": " pretty sure they do not breach on any other level except for that one. Because the lore"}, {"start": 16660.64, "end": 16667.399999999998, "text": " It's supposed to be that like it's like ex military ex CIA or whatever in the universe CIA shit"}, {"start": 16667.559999999998, "end": 16669.92, "text": " Like they're they're militarily trained"}, {"start": 16669.92, "end": 16675.0, "text": " So they're using the same tactics that you have been using with your team in order to"}, {"start": 16675.52, "end": 16679.72, "text": " hit you or whatever the the upside for the the hard gamer is"}, {"start": 16683.239999999998, "end": 16687.28, "text": " It's a very long animation and you can usually execute them when they're doing it"}, {"start": 16687.28, "end": 16691.059999999998, "text": " The downside is that if it's more than one person breaching,"}, {"start": 16691.059999999998, "end": 16693.16, "text": " only I'm pretty confident only one of them"}, {"start": 16693.16, "end": 16694.579999999998, "text": " gets stuck in the animation."}, {"start": 16694.579999999998, "end": 16697.1, "text": " So you still have to be careful when you're executing them"}, {"start": 16697.1, "end": 16698.739999999998, "text": " as they're doing it."}, {"start": 16698.739999999998, "end": 16700.579999999998, "text": " Because the other, like the other guy"}, {"start": 16700.579999999998, "end": 16702.18, "text": " or the other two guys who are behind the guy"}, {"start": 16702.18, "end": 16705.94, "text": " actually breaching, they are 50 MS reaction time"}, {"start": 16705.94, "end": 16708.14, "text": " ready to gun you down if you show yourself."}, {"start": 16711.219999999998, "end": 16712.82, "text": " If you press F on the detonator at the end,"}, {"start": 16712.82, "end": 16714.699999999997, "text": " when you arrest the guy, you blow up the building."}, {"start": 16714.699999999997, "end": 16715.539999999997, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 16717.539999999997, "end": 16722.48, "text": " So as judge imagining everything at the end, I don't know so the way that I played I'm pretty sure because it's multiplayer"}, {"start": 16722.48, "end": 16724.68, "text": " I don't get like an ending or whatever. I don't know"}, {"start": 16737.32, "end": 16743.92, "text": " But basically what I gathered is you know, they were trying to recruit our main character to their secret"}, {"start": 16743.920000000002, "end": 16749.920000000002, "text": " And someone called it Fight Club, Fight Club organization or whatever."}, {"start": 16749.920000000002, "end": 16768.120000000003, "text": " Uh, you didn't use the mirror gun until this challenge, which was my biggest gripe."}, {"start": 16768.120000000003, "end": 16769.120000000003, "text": " So that's the thing though."}, {"start": 16769.120000000003, "end": 16771.640000000003, "text": " I didn't use the mirror gun because I didn't have to because I put them on my guys and"}, {"start": 16771.64, "end": 16775.48, "text": " I was having them mirror gun and then I was having them disarm the traps and then I was having them breach"}, {"start": 16775.48, "end": 16778.2, "text": " And I was behind them every time right?"}, {"start": 16780.0, "end": 16781.68, "text": " And"}, {"start": 16781.68, "end": 16785.68, "text": " Then that's my whole point going back to is a for this particular challenge"}, {"start": 16785.68, "end": 16791.04, "text": " I had to actually learn how to play the game on the hardest fucking level in the game, dude"}, {"start": 16793.12, "end": 16796.0, "text": " For from almost from zero dude"}, {"start": 16796.0, "end": 16802.0, "text": " The story alludes to Judge being their inside guy, which is why you can choose to blow up the building."}, {"start": 16802.0, "end": 16808.0, "text": " The loop of door one to get 80% of data in the next room to try to solve the puzzle."}, {"start": 16808.0, "end": 16810.0, "text": " It's been going there and seemed pretty satisfying to be it."}, {"start": 16810.0, "end": 16811.0, "text": " It was."}, {"start": 16811.0, "end": 16818.0, "text": " I was actually thinking that on the last run, the game is a lot like a puzzle game almost."}, {"start": 16818.0, "end": 16822.0, "text": " Like little mini puzzles."}, {"start": 16822.0, "end": 16824.0, "text": " Every room little mini puzzle."}, {"start": 16824.0, "end": 16836.0, "text": " Um, which is, it might also explain why I'm not very good at it."}, {"start": 16836.0, "end": 16842.3, "text": " That said, I feel like now I am good at this game just by virtue of having played so much"}, {"start": 16842.3, "end": 16851.16, "text": " Or to be a little humble, maybe I am only good at the last level."}, {"start": 16854.079999999998, "end": 16854.64, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 16862.239999999998, "end": 16862.559999999998, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 16866.079999999998, "end": 16870.78, "text": " If it feels, I feel like, you know, that feeling you"}, {"start": 16870.78, "end": 16875.739999999998, "text": " have whenever you like learn how to do something and you like you do it and it just becomes second nature"}, {"start": 16875.739999999998, "end": 16882.62, "text": " or whatever that's what that's what it ended up feeling like uh do i think i'm one of the best"}, {"start": 16882.62, "end": 16893.66, "text": " players in the world at this game no am i the zero point one percent yes yes uh very good game"}, {"start": 16894.86, "end": 16898.86, "text": " i think it depending on what literally you can play it however you want"}, {"start": 16900.78, "end": 16906.78, "text": " uh... it is the the best terrorist hunting i've done in a long time"}, {"start": 16906.78, "end": 16910.739999999998, "text": " uh... you can play as friends slot you can play it as solo slop"}, {"start": 16910.739999999998, "end": 16914.86, "text": " or you can play it as a ball twistingly difficult slop if that's your if that's"}, {"start": 16914.86, "end": 16917.739999999998, "text": " your deal dude"}, {"start": 16917.739999999998, "end": 16921.78, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 16921.78, "end": 16923.42, "text": " fantastic game"}, {"start": 16923.42, "end": 16926.46, "text": " uh... i wonder i wonder what other games"}, {"start": 16926.46, "end": 16927.8, "text": " These guys have made none."}, {"start": 16932.64, "end": 16933.94, "text": " Boyd Interactive."}, {"start": 16936.1, "end": 16941.219999999998, "text": " Uh, parting notes because I, I, I liked this game, separate volume slider for talk."}, {"start": 16942.879999999997, "end": 16946.239999999998, "text": " And there was one other thing that kind of annoyed me in."}, {"start": 16953.46, "end": 16954.98, "text": " I'm trying to think of what it might be."}, {"start": 16956.46, "end": 16959.16, "text": " Oh, a way to skip the score screen."}, {"start": 16959.16, "end": 16961.379999999997, "text": " Why not skip it?"}, {"start": 16961.379999999997, "end": 16962.78, "text": " Just like conclude it."}, {"start": 16969.78, "end": 16973.059999999998, "text": " Did you like the weapon variety?"}, {"start": 16973.059999999998, "end": 16973.7, "text": " It was OK."}, {"start": 16973.7, "end": 16976.379999999997, "text": " I think the 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And it was cool."}, {"start": 17004.02, "end": 17005.02, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 17008.38, "end": 17011.260000000002, "text": " The suppressor, as far as I'm aware, I could be wrong."}, {"start": 17011.260000000002, "end": 17017.260000000002, "text": " Having a suppressed gun did not make a single fucking difference at all."}, {"start": 17017.260000000002, "end": 17029.260000000002, "text": " Walking, that's another thing. 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Just to have the enemy on the other side of the door kick the door open and begin shooting me."}, {"start": 17052.260000000002, "end": 17058.260000000002, "text": " And they have, in theory, no intel on where my character is."}, {"start": 17058.260000000002, "end": 17065.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, suppressor makes it take twice as many shots before the enemies gets pissed off and alerted. Okay."}, {"start": 17065.260000000002, "end": 17067.260000000002, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 17069.340000000004, "end": 17076.160000000003, "text": " Then then reacts is running around and slamming shit. 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It was made by DTK and chat. He's been asking me to play it for a while now"}, {"start": 17711.18, "end": 17713.18, "text": " I told him one day I would"}, {"start": 17714.980000000003, "end": 17716.980000000003, "text": " Love playing viewer games"}, {"start": 17718.820000000003, "end": 17721.440000000002, "text": " This one's published on steam good job chatter"}, {"start": 17725.260000000002, "end": 17729.420000000002, "text": " you've not been annoying it's fine"}, {"start": 17729.420000000002, "end": 17732.820000000003, "text": " um yeah"}, {"start": 17732.820000000003, "end": 17739.02, "text": " let's let's friggin do it but the next game you make has to be for me"}, {"start": 17739.02, "end": 17746.02, "text": " and not german 985"}, {"start": 17748.980000000003, "end": 17750.260000000002, "text": " that is the contract"}, {"start": 17750.260000000002, "end": 17752.260000000002, "text": " You"}, {"start": 17752.260000000002, "end": 17781.600000000002, "text": " The candle."}, {"start": 17781.600000000002, "end": 17794.940000000002, "text": " Which I have to turn down."}, {"start": 17794.940000000002, "end": 17801.88, "text": " That's a long resolution!"}, {"start": 17801.88, "end": 17814.440000000002, "text": " Yeah, you know, DTG has done Moon Jam games, yeah."}, {"start": 17814.440000000002, "end": 17825.2, "text": " To be fair, we're winning in the games made for the streamer department."}, {"start": 17825.2, "end": 17826.920000000002, "text": " Looking extra greasy today."}, {"start": 17826.920000000002, "end": 17847.120000000003, "text": " I want to listen to the song for a second."}, {"start": 17847.12, "end": 17849.12, "text": " Oh gosh!"}, {"start": 17857.12, "end": 17859.12, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 17877.12, "end": 17882.12, "text": " Oh, I see."}, {"start": 17891.12, "end": 17893.12, "text": " I see. I see."}, {"start": 17902.12, "end": 17905.12, "text": " You think that's hard? I could do that easy, Wim."}, {"start": 17907.12, "end": 17908.12, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 17917.12, "end": 17918.12, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 17928.12, "end": 17930.12, "text": " Holy moly!"}, {"start": 17930.12, "end": 17935.12, "text": " I need to go play with Mommy!"}, {"start": 17935.12, "end": 17937.12, "text": " Shup the hell up!"}, {"start": 17948.12, "end": 17950.12, "text": " I clicked that. Bullshub."}, {"start": 17950.12, "end": 17975.16, "text": " bullshit. Anyone, anyone, anyone other than with a red, red coins? I'm out of money."}, {"start": 17975.16, "end": 17978.12, "text": " bumper cars. Oh, man!"}, {"start": 17985.64, "end": 17987.72, "text": " A lot of freaking coins!"}, {"start": 17991.32, "end": 17992.44, "text": " To rob these kids."}, {"start": 17992.44, "end": 18020.199999999997, "text": " Shortly there's some money laying around."}, {"start": 18020.2, "end": 18026.920000000002, "text": " Why'd it stop well we're a fucking loser"}, {"start": 18032.2, "end": 18037.48, "text": " Candle required to enter what if we just leave"}, {"start": 18044.68, "end": 18046.68, "text": " I don't want to go to the scary house"}, {"start": 18050.2, "end": 18057.2, "text": " Is this the candle?"}, {"start": 18080.2, "end": 18090.2, "text": " Now, I understand that my prison form may be really shocking to you, but please, relax your senses and allow me to tell you my tale."}, {"start": 18090.2, "end": 18094.2, "text": " In life, I was the master of the sisters."}, {"start": 18094.2, "end": 18095.2, "text": " It's him!"}, {"start": 18095.2, "end": 18100.2, "text": " I came from a long line of tradesmen, hailing from across the Atlantic."}, {"start": 18100.2, "end": 18108.2, "text": " My father left me with media assets, which I, after discovering alternative business strategies,"}, {"start": 18108.2, "end": 18112.2, "text": " was able to forge into a booming enterprise."}, {"start": 18112.2, "end": 18120.2, "text": " But, as I grew in wealth and influence, my state's staff threw me with jealousy and conspiracy."}, {"start": 18120.2, "end": 18124.2, "text": " Influenced by my cunning steward, they plotted against me in secret."}, {"start": 18124.2, "end": 18126.2, "text": " Money"}, {"start": 18154.2, "end": 18172.2, "text": " Please, stranger, I beg of you. Enter the man and grant me a proper burial. Take me on your expedition, and upon fulfilling my request, my fortune will be yours."}, {"start": 18172.2, "end": 18177.2, "text": " But please, take care in my deliverance."}, {"start": 18177.2, "end": 18180.2, "text": " His flame holds the essence of my soul."}, {"start": 18180.2, "end": 18183.2, "text": " If the flame is lost, so shall I be,"}, {"start": 18183.2, "end": 18189.2, "text": " Wandering the hall to the manner and aimless, mindless perpetuity."}, {"start": 18189.2, "end": 18192.2, "text": " We'll be cased, but be careful."}, {"start": 18192.2, "end": 18195.2, "text": " You've got my thanks. Eat again."}, {"start": 18202.2, "end": 18207.48, "text": " I visited it before you"}, {"start": 18207.48, "end": 18214.440000000002, "text": " venture forth much further I must explain this to you before you can enter the"}, {"start": 18214.440000000002, "end": 18220.600000000002, "text": " crypt which holds my rotting corpse you must first search for the lock combination"}, {"start": 18220.600000000002, "end": 18226.600000000002, "text": " my servants used to seal me away I imagine you won't be able to find the"}, {"start": 18226.600000000002, "end": 18234.600000000002, "text": " The whole thing at once, the blasted scheme has probably scattered its parts all over the place."}, {"start": 18234.600000000002, "end": 18237.600000000002, "text": " I beat you, the best of luck."}, {"start": 18240.600000000002, "end": 18241.600000000002, "text": " Mama?"}, {"start": 18245.600000000002, "end": 18247.600000000002, "text": " Is that like hurting me?"}, {"start": 18248.600000000002, "end": 18250.600000000002, "text": " It makes it a little bit brighter when I'm right click."}, {"start": 18256.600000000002, "end": 18275.480000000003, "text": " I think I'm getting coins."}, {"start": 18275.480000000003, "end": 18277.680000000004, "text": " I'm coining right now."}, {"start": 18277.680000000004, "end": 18285.480000000003, "text": " Dude, I'm going to be able to play so many freaking carnival games."}, {"start": 18285.48, "end": 18291.84, "text": " Moly moly."}, {"start": 18291.84, "end": 18304.28, "text": " My candle is dying quick, bros."}, {"start": 18304.28, "end": 18305.28, "text": " I wonder how many..."}, {"start": 18305.28, "end": 18312.32, "text": " It sounds like I'm getting multiple coins, but why should it just be like one coin?"}, {"start": 18312.32, "end": 18317.32, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 18317.32, "end": 18322.32, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 18322.32, "end": 18328.32, "text": " We can run."}, {"start": 18328.32, "end": 18333.32, "text": " It sounds like the candle is..."}, {"start": 18333.32, "end": 18338.32, "text": " I think we killed it."}, {"start": 18338.32, "end": 18359.32, "text": " I think we killed him."}, {"start": 18359.32, "end": 18364.88, "text": " Dude my monitor is so dirty I saw in the darkness what looked like a figure but it was literally"}, {"start": 18364.88, "end": 18380.920000000002, "text": " just dirt how scary dirt I mean spent whatever the fuck is on my monitor but"}, {"start": 18380.920000000002, "end": 18385.16, "text": " what the fuck do I do without a candle"}, {"start": 18385.16, "end": 18395.16, "text": " I don't think I should restart."}, {"start": 18395.16, "end": 18408.16, "text": " Okay, spacebar brings that menu up."}, {"start": 18408.16, "end": 18411.16, "text": " Kill me."}, {"start": 18411.16, "end": 18413.16, "text": " kill me"}, {"start": 18423.16, "end": 18425.16, "text": " kill me"}, {"start": 18429.16, "end": 18431.16, "text": " am I vulnerable?"}, {"start": 18441.16, "end": 18454.32, "text": " I think I'm invulnerable."}, {"start": 18454.32, "end": 18455.32, "text": " You're chasing it?"}, {"start": 18455.32, "end": 18460.84, "text": " I was trying to get it to kill me!"}, {"start": 18460.84, "end": 18466.8, "text": " Your candle burns!"}, {"start": 18466.8, "end": 18468.24, "text": " There will be no patch."}, {"start": 18468.24, "end": 18476.88, "text": " was a patch there."}, {"start": 18476.88, "end": 18483.88, "text": " Oooh the game shut down."}, {"start": 18483.88, "end": 18484.88, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 18484.88, "end": 18485.88, "text": " Oooh!"}, {"start": 18485.88, "end": 18486.88, "text": " Oooh!"}, {"start": 18486.88, "end": 18487.88, "text": " Oooh!"}, {"start": 18487.88, "end": 18488.88, "text": " Oooh!"}, {"start": 18488.88, "end": 18489.88, "text": " Oooh!"}, {"start": 18489.88, "end": 18490.88, "text": " Oooh!"}, {"start": 18490.88, "end": 18491.88, "text": " Oooh!"}, {"start": 18491.88, "end": 18492.88, "text": " Oooh!"}, {"start": 18492.88, "end": 18493.88, "text": " Oooh!"}, {"start": 18493.88, "end": 18494.88, "text": " Oooh!"}, {"start": 18494.88, "end": 18495.88, "text": " Oooh!"}, {"start": 18495.88, "end": 18496.88, "text": " Oooh!"}, {"start": 18496.88, "end": 18497.88, "text": " Oooh!"}, {"start": 18497.88, "end": 18508.88, "text": " Specifically made to match what Jerma described in a stream."}, {"start": 18508.88, "end": 18516.36, "text": " So he described a maid monster with 12 legs that scream in the candle."}, {"start": 18516.36, "end": 18536.16, "text": " How do I find out how much money I have?"}, {"start": 18536.16, "end": 18543.16, "text": " the first to pop your balloon and win."}, {"start": 18543.16, "end": 18546.16, "text": " Yes I can."}, {"start": 18566.16, "end": 18578.96, "text": " but how many watches the meter boxes back and forth click to set the angle"}, {"start": 18578.96, "end": 18583.96, "text": " a power. Try to land a frog on a whirlpool."}, {"start": 18589.96, "end": 18590.96, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 18590.96, "end": 18591.96, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 18594.96, "end": 18597.96, "text": " Hmm, I bet right here."}, {"start": 18600.96, "end": 18601.96, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18608.96, "end": 18615.96, "text": " Oh, I see."}, {"start": 18615.96, "end": 18626.48, "text": " That one sucks."}, {"start": 18626.48, "end": 18628.48, "text": " which is the meter-round-so-very-fourth thickness of the power."}, {"start": 18656.48, "end": 18660.48, "text": " And he was covered in bandages."}, {"start": 18660.48, "end": 18664.48, "text": " See how he really felt was beyond word."}, {"start": 18664.48, "end": 18670.48, "text": " And every time, it seemed like that we could just keep going."}, {"start": 18670.48, "end": 18673.48, "text": " That's the point, which is the worst."}, {"start": 18673.48, "end": 18675.48, "text": " One day, I know."}, {"start": 18675.48, "end": 18677.48, "text": " I'll forget it."}, {"start": 18686.48, "end": 18708.98, "text": " What the- what about all the coins are gone?"}, {"start": 18708.98, "end": 18710.48, "text": " You died?"}, {"start": 18710.48, "end": 18719.72, "text": " Maybe there's a way to get out."}, {"start": 18719.72, "end": 18727.92, "text": " No way I have to watch the whole thing get out."}, {"start": 18727.920000000002, "end": 18733.920000000002, "text": " Before you venture forth much further, I must explain this to you."}, {"start": 18733.920000000002, "end": 18738.920000000002, "text": " Before you can enter the crypt which holds my rotting corpse,"}, {"start": 18738.920000000002, "end": 18744.920000000002, "text": " you must first search for the locked combination my servants used to seal you away."}, {"start": 18744.920000000002, "end": 18747.920000000002, "text": " I'm Slenderman. I'm Slenderman."}, {"start": 18747.920000000002, "end": 18750.920000000002, "text": " Collect my pages and send me free."}, {"start": 18750.920000000002, "end": 18753.920000000002, "text": " Deplasted schemers probably scatters all over the place."}, {"start": 18753.920000000002, "end": 18755.920000000002, "text": " Collect my pages!"}, {"start": 18755.920000000002, "end": 18758.920000000002, "text": " I'll beat you, disaster flux."}, {"start": 18760.920000000002, "end": 18762.920000000002, "text": " I'm slender, tubby!"}, {"start": 18771.920000000002, "end": 18775.920000000002, "text": " You can extend the candle's lifespan if you hold it right click and press F."}, {"start": 18785.920000000002, "end": 18806.04, "text": " I made it, I made it, okay, now what?"}, {"start": 18806.04, "end": 18816.04, "text": " How much money do we have, 30?"}, {"start": 18816.04, "end": 18822.52, "text": " There's zero coins, and many tickets."}, {"start": 18822.52, "end": 18827.56, "text": " Oh wait, we can go in here, man."}, {"start": 18827.56, "end": 18831.56, "text": " Bam, bam, bam, bam."}, {"start": 18831.56, "end": 18833.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18841.56, "end": 18843.56, "text": " For yourself"}, {"start": 18850.2, "end": 18853.0, "text": " I'm here for myself for having some fun sometime bozo"}, {"start": 18861.56, "end": 18870.56, "text": " All day play snack pass."}, {"start": 18870.56, "end": 18878.56, "text": " Oh, we can use our tickets."}, {"start": 18878.56, "end": 18885.56, "text": " Grotto beasts."}, {"start": 18885.56, "end": 18890.56, "text": " That's Ampliq."}, {"start": 18890.56, "end": 18895.56, "text": " How about some candy?"}, {"start": 18895.56, "end": 18900.56, "text": " Does that make- it's making me move faster."}, {"start": 18900.56, "end": 18905.56, "text": " Hmm. That's dog food. Or jumble iron."}, {"start": 18905.56, "end": 18910.56, "text": " Butterpass prizes can be bought with tickets."}, {"start": 18910.56, "end": 18912.56, "text": " Butterpass prize is going to be bought sequentially."}, {"start": 18912.56, "end": 18914.960000000003, "text": " This means you have to buy the previous chair to unlock the next apple"}, {"start": 18921.52, "end": 18925.88, "text": " This is the red one the red ones are coolest because it's like blood"}, {"start": 18928.52, "end": 18930.68, "text": " How the fuck do we realign our candle boys?"}, {"start": 18942.56, "end": 18947.56, "text": " What? Where'd my money go? Wait, I bought something."}, {"start": 18957.56, "end": 18962.56, "text": " If there's a way to blow it out, surely there's a way to relive it."}, {"start": 18967.56, "end": 18969.56, "text": " Right, fellows?"}, {"start": 18973.36, "end": 18979.06, "text": " Is there like a are we gonna get candy every time bro, I'm fucking suited"}, {"start": 18993.0, "end": 18996.04, "text": " This guy's got a lighter I guarantee it"}, {"start": 19002.56, "end": 19011.760000000002, "text": " we're gambling I'll play always on the 16 boys"}, {"start": 19011.760000000002, "end": 19013.760000000002, "text": " I'll play it."}, {"start": 19020.760000000002, "end": 19021.760000000002, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 19022.760000000002, "end": 19023.760000000002, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 19028.760000000002, "end": 19030.760000000002, "text": " Aaaaaah!"}, {"start": 19032.760000000002, "end": 19034.760000000002, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 19041.760000000002, "end": 19048.760000000002, "text": " What did I do?"}, {"start": 19048.760000000002, "end": 19049.760000000002, "text": " The banana bros!"}, {"start": 19049.760000000002, "end": 19055.160000000003, "text": " Healthy, fun snacks for the whole family."}, {"start": 19055.160000000003, "end": 19056.640000000003, "text": " Can we dumpster dive for a lighter?"}, {"start": 19056.640000000003, "end": 19062.000000000004, "text": " You think the guy will let me use this cigar real quick?"}, {"start": 19062.0, "end": 19074.28, "text": " I'm seeing some lights."}, {"start": 19074.28, "end": 19076.56, "text": " I'm so fucking fast."}, {"start": 19076.56, "end": 19079.84, "text": " Dude, I just fucking lubed!"}, {"start": 19079.84, "end": 19086.84, "text": " I'm lubing!"}, {"start": 19086.84, "end": 19098.64, "text": " Oh, I'm gonna fucking loot!"}, {"start": 19098.64, "end": 19106.52, "text": " I guess I'll take for something to save penis."}, {"start": 19106.52, "end": 19114.08, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19114.08, "end": 19130.72, "text": " Do I have to restart?"}, {"start": 19130.72, "end": 19133.72, "text": " Hi doggie!"}, {"start": 19133.72, "end": 19135.72, "text": " bucket snore on me bitch"}, {"start": 19140.72, "end": 19142.72, "text": " ooo runny sideways"}, {"start": 19155.72, "end": 19158.72, "text": " chugging the fountain"}, {"start": 19159.72, "end": 19161.72, "text": " one handful at a time"}, {"start": 19161.72, "end": 19168.72, "text": " And Alliance Chugs."}, {"start": 19182.72, "end": 19185.72, "text": " Chugs."}, {"start": 19185.72, "end": 19192.72, "text": " How come I can't just walk through the hedges?"}, {"start": 19192.72, "end": 19199.72, "text": " Did you think it's kind of hubris for a hub..."}, {"start": 19199.72, "end": 19206.72, "text": " Dude, what the hell?"}, {"start": 19206.72, "end": 19214.72, "text": " Hubris for humans to make hedgenases when the Minotaur already had a maze and it was"}, {"start": 19214.72, "end": 19216.72, "text": " Evil and shit"}, {"start": 19218.84, "end": 19221.0, "text": " What the fuck did the goat it's a different dog"}, {"start": 19236.56, "end": 19238.56, "text": " So job I need to remember that"}, {"start": 19244.72, "end": 19260.920000000002, "text": " I'm so hunched right now."}, {"start": 19260.920000000002, "end": 19263.120000000003, "text": " Oh yeah, I guess I'll fucking restart."}, {"start": 19263.120000000003, "end": 19264.2, "text": " Actually, it's wandering a little bit."}, {"start": 19274.72, "end": 19283.9, "text": " It's kind of fucking dark though dude."}, {"start": 19283.9, "end": 19292.38, "text": " They don't let's build a perfectly good maze and then brain rot."}, {"start": 19292.38, "end": 19296.02, "text": " King put a fucking back room's monster in it because he has no artistic vision."}, {"start": 19296.02, "end": 19302.58, "text": " Dude, why can't I run?"}, {"start": 19302.58, "end": 19303.58, "text": " I can't run."}, {"start": 19303.58, "end": 19308.34, "text": " Wait, did my character come down from his sugar high?"}, {"start": 19309.34, "end": 19314.5, "text": " I'm gonna hit it with a restart. Let's see what happens."}, {"start": 19318.100000000002, "end": 19322.86, "text": " I wonder if it saved our unlocked progress."}, {"start": 19325.58, "end": 19330.58, "text": " The closest cart to the center wins."}, {"start": 19330.58, "end": 19338.58, "text": " Why'd it be throw by moving the monster unwrappedly in a circle click to release?"}, {"start": 19338.58, "end": 19343.08, "text": " What the-"}, {"start": 19343.08, "end": 19371.940000000002, "text": " I'm so weak."}, {"start": 19371.94, "end": 19399.859999999997, "text": " your sense of"}, {"start": 19399.86, "end": 19410.58, "text": " Bro, how are you supposed to do that?"}, {"start": 19410.58, "end": 19413.46, "text": " It seems like I still have tickets."}, {"start": 19413.46, "end": 19417.38, "text": " But I do also have money."}, {"start": 19417.38, "end": 19418.38, "text": " Which I did not have."}, {"start": 19418.38, "end": 19419.38, "text": " Because I lost a gambler."}, {"start": 19419.38, "end": 19422.82, "text": " Let's go gambler."}, {"start": 19422.82, "end": 19423.82, "text": " It's blackjack time."}, {"start": 19423.82, "end": 19424.82, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 19424.82, "end": 19426.82, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 19430.82, "end": 19432.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19437.82, "end": 19439.82, "text": " Collect my pages."}, {"start": 19440.82, "end": 19443.82, "text": " My thanks, good sir."}, {"start": 19443.82, "end": 19446.82, "text": " I am Count Gerald."}, {"start": 19447.82, "end": 19449.82, "text": " Set me free."}, {"start": 19449.82, "end": 19455.82, "text": " Before you venture forth much further, I must explain this to you."}, {"start": 19455.82, "end": 19460.82, "text": " Before you can enter the crypt which holds my rotting corpse,"}, {"start": 19460.82, "end": 19466.82, "text": " you must first search for the lock combination my servants used to seal me away."}, {"start": 19466.82, "end": 19471.82, "text": " I imagine you won't be able to find the whole thing at once."}, {"start": 19471.82, "end": 19477.82, "text": " The blasted skewer is probably scattered as part of the place."}, {"start": 19477.82, "end": 19492.3, "text": " There's gotta be some way to, like, loop, right?"}, {"start": 19492.3, "end": 19496.94, "text": " Also, I wonder if the map is the same every time."}, {"start": 19496.94, "end": 19502.94, "text": " It's gotta be."}, {"start": 19502.94, "end": 19512.66, "text": " I can only run a certain amount before my candle gets extinguished and it doesn't matter if"}, {"start": 19512.66, "end": 19516.3, "text": " I like running short and burst."}, {"start": 19516.3, "end": 19520.02, "text": " I'm killing the candle every time I hit shift."}, {"start": 19520.02, "end": 19531.14, "text": " Also, it sounds like I'm killing it when I do that too, which sucks because it helps"}, {"start": 19531.14, "end": 19544.34, "text": " me see better in the horrible dark labyrinth that I'm in. That's a big table. Let's light"}, {"start": 19544.34, "end": 19551.34, "text": " they let's light the fire. Where's the soup? Where's the soup spoon in the salad fork?"}, {"start": 19561.78, "end": 19564.78, "text": " Oh. Dude, sorry, sorry, nape."}, {"start": 19574.34, "end": 19589.38, "text": " Van Gogh fan over here. You can call me cultured. I mean most of you should call me cultured."}, {"start": 19589.38, "end": 19593.58, "text": " It feels good to play a game that doesn't get shot in the face instantly simulator."}, {"start": 19593.58, "end": 19600.5, "text": " Oh, we can use the wax as a trail that we've taken, dude."}, {"start": 19600.5, "end": 19616.06, "text": " I'm thinking there might only be money on this floor."}, {"start": 19616.06, "end": 19621.420000000002, "text": " We're getting so much fucking money."}, {"start": 19621.420000000002, "end": 19626.420000000002, "text": " I wonder... dude, there has to be like a lighter or something, I'm sure we can get it."}, {"start": 19634.920000000002, "end": 19636.420000000002, "text": " Find my papers!"}, {"start": 19637.920000000002, "end": 19639.420000000002, "text": " I'm SlenderTubby!"}, {"start": 19643.420000000002, "end": 19646.420000000002, "text": " I'm a female Jeff the Killer!"}, {"start": 19651.420000000002, "end": 19656.420000000002, "text": " I'm Mickey Mouse and I'm dead."}, {"start": 19656.420000000002, "end": 19660.420000000002, "text": " Dude, where's the fucking stairs at, man?"}, {"start": 19660.420000000002, "end": 19662.420000000002, "text": " I'm trying to go upstairs."}, {"start": 19662.420000000002, "end": 19663.420000000002, "text": " Jesus!"}, {"start": 19663.420000000002, "end": 19667.420000000002, "text": " I got 54 bucks."}, {"start": 19667.420000000002, "end": 19676.420000000002, "text": " I'm robbing the fuck out of this guy."}, {"start": 19676.420000000002, "end": 19694.460000000003, "text": " Yep, just open it and just help him myself."}, {"start": 19694.460000000003, "end": 19698.940000000002, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 19698.940000000002, "end": 19700.940000000002, "text": " The candle seems like it lasts a while."}, {"start": 19700.94, "end": 19703.94, "text": " It seemed like it didn't at first, but..."}, {"start": 19708.94, "end": 19711.94, "text": " Okay, I see my candle wax."}, {"start": 19712.94, "end": 19715.94, "text": " I'm seeing more of my candle wax. We've gone in a circle."}, {"start": 19719.94, "end": 19721.94, "text": " That's the bathroom."}, {"start": 19721.94, "end": 19724.94, "text": " That means the stairs are right here, fella."}, {"start": 19724.94, "end": 19727.94, "text": " That means the stairs are right here, fella."}, {"start": 19727.94, "end": 19733.94, "text": " That means the stairs are right here. That means the stairs are right here, fellow."}, {"start": 19739.94, "end": 19740.94, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 19740.94, "end": 19741.94, "text": " Cheers."}, {"start": 19741.94, "end": 19742.94, "text": " I'm hungry, are you?"}, {"start": 19742.94, "end": 19747.94, "text": " Well, unfortunately I believe my food stock has long gone sour, but if I'm not mistaken,"}, {"start": 19747.94, "end": 19752.94, "text": " I believe the carnival vendors have some grub for sale."}, {"start": 19752.94, "end": 19759.94, "text": " Try not to let your stomach slurry down for too long."}, {"start": 19759.94, "end": 19764.94, "text": " I have to eat the corn."}, {"start": 19764.94, "end": 19769.94, "text": " I'll try not to let your stomach slow you down for too long."}, {"start": 19769.94, "end": 19771.94, "text": " I have to eat?"}, {"start": 19772.94, "end": 19774.94, "text": " Dude, I'm so fucking slow now!"}, {"start": 19783.94, "end": 19784.94, "text": " Oh, I'm fine."}, {"start": 19794.94, "end": 19798.899999999998, "text": " This guy thoughtfully dispersed a bunch of money and assorted drawers but"}, {"start": 19800.739999999998, "end": 19803.14, "text": " couldn't put any food out that wasn't expired."}, {"start": 19809.64, "end": 19811.34, "text": " Where's the fucking front door dude?"}, {"start": 19815.64, "end": 19816.539999999997, "text": " I think I passed it."}, {"start": 19816.54, "end": 19824.54, "text": " Oh, I don't think my candle is actually dying"}, {"start": 19828.66, "end": 19830.66, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19834.38, "end": 19836.38, "text": " It lasts for four hours"}, {"start": 19836.38, "end": 19853.18, "text": " That's pretty chill."}, {"start": 19853.18, "end": 19854.18, "text": " Front door."}, {"start": 19854.18, "end": 19856.82, "text": " Do you think that candle wax stays on the ground?"}, {"start": 19856.82, "end": 19858.82, "text": " Wait if I go inside the rain want to go out"}, {"start": 19868.3, "end": 19872.94, "text": " Or is this is it because it's a ghost candle dude"}, {"start": 19879.739999999998, "end": 19881.739999999998, "text": " Spooky ghost candle"}, {"start": 19881.74, "end": 19886.780000000002, "text": " What I got $90 reduce"}, {"start": 19897.02, "end": 19902.88, "text": " Okay, so I guess I don't pick which one. Oh, let's get some candy. Yeah"}, {"start": 19911.74, "end": 19921.74, "text": " You, uh, you're here for yourself for your kid."}, {"start": 19921.74, "end": 19922.74, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 19922.74, "end": 19924.74, "text": " Well, let me know if you need anything."}, {"start": 19924.74, "end": 19927.74, "text": " I'll be right here."}, {"start": 19927.74, "end": 19929.74, "text": " Watch it."}, {"start": 19929.74, "end": 19931.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19933.74, "end": 19936.74, "text": " It did not remember my unlocks."}, {"start": 19936.74, "end": 19938.74, "text": " Great candle."}, {"start": 19938.74, "end": 19943.74, "text": " All right, we got our candy boost dude. I'm freaking ready."}, {"start": 19953.74, "end": 19958.74, "text": " Yeah, I'm thinking it's time to find these pages."}, {"start": 19964.74, "end": 19966.74, "text": " Please move faster inside too."}, {"start": 19966.74, "end": 19988.420000000002, "text": " something is amiss the way oh my the walls have shifted fuck you hey new loot"}, {"start": 19988.420000000002, "end": 19994.5, "text": " though it's weird we got the bathroom on this far wall here both times I guess"}, {"start": 19994.5, "end": 19998.74, "text": " This is always here on the far wall."}, {"start": 19998.74, "end": 20000.66, "text": " Oh the candle wax is red."}, {"start": 20000.66, "end": 20001.66, "text": " This is terrible."}, {"start": 20001.66, "end": 20004.14, "text": " It makes sense though."}, {"start": 20004.14, "end": 20008.42, "text": " It's a red candle."}, {"start": 20008.42, "end": 20016.1, "text": " Therefore the wax should be red."}, {"start": 20016.1, "end": 20020.74, "text": " You guys get that?"}, {"start": 20020.74, "end": 20029.9, "text": " hmm puzzling oh my fucking candy war off dude"}, {"start": 20031.06, "end": 20041.02, "text": " hmm maybe it's a certain number of steps it felt like a last longer last time"}, {"start": 20041.02, "end": 20048.02, "text": " Yeah, if you guys think about it, the candle wax is kind of like blood."}, {"start": 20048.02, "end": 20052.100000000002, "text": " Ooh, found it."}, {"start": 20052.100000000002, "end": 20054.62, "text": " Now could I ever get back to this location?"}, {"start": 20054.62, "end": 20059.02, "text": " I know that draining feeling of thirst all too well."}, {"start": 20059.02, "end": 20066.02, "text": " It's been many years since I last quashed my own with a refreshing glass of water."}, {"start": 20066.02, "end": 20070.02, "text": " I imagine the plumbing in my home has clogged up over the years."}, {"start": 20070.02, "end": 20077.02, "text": " But you may feel free to visit my garden for a small basin of freshly accumulated rainwater."}, {"start": 20096.02, "end": 20103.38, "text": " Well, you did put me in the game self-deprecation. Hey, I cannot get past this guy"}, {"start": 20107.06, "end": 20110.16, "text": " Ah, you put my kid you fucking dick"}, {"start": 20110.16, "end": 20130.24, "text": " Wow we're gonna win a carnival game real quick"}, {"start": 20140.16, "end": 20147.16, "text": " Easiest one."}, {"start": 20147.16, "end": 20150.16, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 20150.16, "end": 20153.16, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 20153.16, "end": 20160.16, "text": " Let's just smurf this game."}, {"start": 20160.16, "end": 20173.48, "text": " Let's just smurf this game."}, {"start": 20173.48, "end": 20177.76, "text": " I need to open up my Logitech software."}, {"start": 20177.76, "end": 20179.44, "text": " Make a macro."}, {"start": 20179.44, "end": 20183.76, "text": " Make an auto clicker."}, {"start": 20183.760000000002, "end": 20185.760000000002, "text": " I have to alternate W and S."}, {"start": 20201.2, "end": 20204.320000000003, "text": " Oh yeah. Now that's what I call tickets."}, {"start": 20209.36, "end": 20211.36, "text": " I wonder if..."}, {"start": 20213.760000000002, "end": 20216.760000000002, "text": " We get the candle."}, {"start": 20222.760000000002, "end": 20224.760000000002, "text": " Do I know? First we drink."}, {"start": 20227.760000000002, "end": 20230.760000000002, "text": " Wait, what if we don't get the candle first?"}, {"start": 20243.760000000002, "end": 20251.88, "text": " I'm trying to figure out the best way to do this. We have to get the money. Let's see"}, {"start": 20251.88, "end": 20253.760000000002, "text": " if we can go inside."}, {"start": 20253.760000000002, "end": 20280.960000000003, "text": " All right, here's the plan."}, {"start": 20280.96, "end": 20290.2, "text": " We're going to get $20."}, {"start": 20290.2, "end": 20295.719999999998, "text": " And then we're going to go get food."}, {"start": 20295.719999999998, "end": 20300.719999999998, "text": " And then candy."}, {"start": 20300.719999999998, "end": 20309.879999999997, "text": " Or candy in the food."}, {"start": 20309.88, "end": 20312.760000000002, "text": " Although candy is normally a dessert."}, {"start": 20312.760000000002, "end": 20316.600000000002, "text": " So maybe we should be good and eat the candy after the food."}, {"start": 20316.600000000002, "end": 20319.280000000002, "text": " Although it is carnival food."}, {"start": 20319.280000000002, "end": 20323.120000000003, "text": " Notoriously unhealthy."}, {"start": 20323.120000000003, "end": 20326.960000000003, "text": " So maybe it does not matter."}, {"start": 20326.960000000003, "end": 20330.08, "text": " I can fuck up some funnel cake right now though, I'm gonna be honest."}, {"start": 20330.08, "end": 20343.84, "text": " How many of you guys have gotten food poisoning at a carnival before?"}, {"start": 20350.160000000003, "end": 20350.800000000003, "text": " I have none."}, {"start": 20350.8, "end": 20357.8, "text": " You always hear about it."}, {"start": 20357.8, "end": 20362.96, "text": " I feel like everyone knows one person who got sick and carnival food."}, {"start": 20362.96, "end": 20365.28, "text": " But they themselves did not."}, {"start": 20365.28, "end": 20367.28, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 20367.28, "end": 20369.28, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 20369.28, "end": 20371.28, "text": " I'm short."}, {"start": 20371.28, "end": 20375.719999999998, "text": " Let's go win a hand up live check real quick."}, {"start": 20375.72, "end": 20381.4, "text": " I've never got food poisoning from Golden Corral."}, {"start": 20381.4, "end": 20389.04, "text": " He's a carol, but I corrected him because I'm just that kind of streamer, you know what"}, {"start": 20389.04, "end": 20390.04, "text": " I mean?"}, {"start": 20390.04, "end": 20392.04, "text": " I'm so into windmills now"}, {"start": 20392.04, "end": 20394.04, "text": " Dude"}, {"start": 20412.04, "end": 20414.04, "text": " How does he throw up every time he loses?"}, {"start": 20420.04, "end": 20428.620000000003, "text": " All right, wait."}, {"start": 20428.620000000003, "end": 20432.9, "text": " Now we're gonna go drink, yeah, do we hit the water again?"}, {"start": 20432.9, "end": 20437.22, "text": " Let's hit the water."}, {"start": 20437.22, "end": 20438.22, "text": " Mr. Green reference?"}, {"start": 20438.22, "end": 20443.52, "text": " Yeah, dude, I'm gonna be honest, I like German, and I think he's very funny."}, {"start": 20443.52, "end": 20449.98, "text": " That said, I have not gotten to watch any of his streams, so none of this."}, {"start": 20449.98, "end": 20462.42, "text": " None of these things are things that I'm going to know so feel free to laugh."}, {"start": 20462.420000000002, "end": 20464.420000000002, "text": " Did I just hurt myself?"}, {"start": 20480.9, "end": 20482.9, "text": " Yeah, yeah, thanks for subbing us Fighting Game."}, {"start": 20484.06, "end": 20487.06, "text": " Fighting Game players and chance to have further moonfully now."}, {"start": 20489.420000000002, "end": 20491.420000000002, "text": " Yeah dude, we need some pot monsters bro."}, {"start": 20492.420000000002, "end": 20497.420000000002, "text": " Hmm... something is amiss."}, {"start": 20497.420000000002, "end": 20503.420000000002, "text": " It seems that the floor plan of the manor has changed."}, {"start": 20503.420000000002, "end": 20506.420000000002, "text": " The walls have shifted."}, {"start": 20506.420000000002, "end": 20509.420000000002, "text": " Hmm, puzzling."}, {"start": 20514.420000000002, "end": 20516.420000000002, "text": " Hmm, puzzling."}, {"start": 20516.420000000002, "end": 20518.420000000002, "text": " So fuck it faster, ain't it, dude?"}, {"start": 20518.420000000002, "end": 20519.420000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20519.420000000002, "end": 20521.420000000002, "text": " I'm so suited."}, {"start": 20522.420000000002, "end": 20526.460000000003, "text": " Why did I switch to a red fucking candle, man?"}, {"start": 20526.460000000003, "end": 20527.820000000003, "text": " I'm so stupid."}, {"start": 20527.820000000003, "end": 20529.100000000002, "text": " The bathroom."}, {"start": 20529.100000000002, "end": 20535.54, "text": " There has to be something to do here, right?"}, {"start": 20535.54, "end": 20539.260000000002, "text": " Seems like the bathroom's always on the right."}, {"start": 20539.260000000002, "end": 20543.420000000002, "text": " Fucking dead end."}, {"start": 20543.420000000002, "end": 20546.02, "text": " Your piece of shit."}, {"start": 20546.02, "end": 20552.5, "text": " Finding my apacheous."}, {"start": 20552.5, "end": 20556.86, "text": " And we're slow again."}, {"start": 20556.86, "end": 20558.7, "text": " I'm slender tubby."}, {"start": 20558.7, "end": 20560.5, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 20560.5, "end": 20563.58, "text": " Go away."}, {"start": 20563.58, "end": 20567.62, "text": " I don't like you."}, {"start": 20567.62, "end": 20569.9, "text": " How did I not encounter this guy at all?"}, {"start": 20569.9, "end": 20583.22, "text": " My first couple of times being here."}, {"start": 20583.22, "end": 20598.780000000002, "text": " I guess our clue is piano music."}, {"start": 20598.78, "end": 20602.78, "text": " We're looking for a combination."}, {"start": 20602.78, "end": 20608.78, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 20608.78, "end": 20613.78, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 20613.78, "end": 20620.78, "text": " That fat piece of shit's in the doorway, dude, I'm gonna be so mad."}, {"start": 20620.78, "end": 20626.78, "text": " E. Oh, god."}, {"start": 20626.78, "end": 20629.78, "text": " Oh good!"}, {"start": 20635.78, "end": 20638.78, "text": " What's that fucking smoke, idiot?"}, {"start": 20641.78, "end": 20644.78, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 20656.78, "end": 20659.48, "text": " When you hit the butler man, he's just doing his job."}, {"start": 20659.48, "end": 20663.28, "text": " His job is not to snuff candles."}, {"start": 20663.28, "end": 20665.399999999998, "text": " Job is to clean."}, {"start": 20665.399999999998, "end": 20670.52, "text": " Which I suppose could involve snuffing candles."}, {"start": 20670.52, "end": 20676.64, "text": " But I don't think it's particularly relevant- oh my god, man."}, {"start": 20676.64, "end": 20678.76, "text": " Duh-duh."}, {"start": 20678.76, "end": 20684.84, "text": " Please no, sir."}, {"start": 20684.84, "end": 20704.76, "text": " Where am I seeing open up"}, {"start": 20714.84, "end": 20719.0, "text": " There's no fucking way I lose."}, {"start": 20719.0, "end": 20724.0, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 20724.0, "end": 20729.0, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 20729.0, "end": 20735.0, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 20735.0, "end": 20740.0, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 20740.0, "end": 20742.0, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 20747.0, "end": 20751.5, "text": " Wait, that's what I was trying to listen for. Well, it's much louder than last time."}, {"start": 20767.44, "end": 20769.44, "text": " The hell was that?"}, {"start": 20770.0, "end": 20777.0, "text": " Find my pages."}, {"start": 20777.0, "end": 20786.0, "text": " Oh, well, thanks for subtle."}, {"start": 20786.0, "end": 20802.72, "text": " Well, unfortunately I believe my food stock has long gone sour, but for not mistaken"}, {"start": 20802.72, "end": 20807.96, "text": " I believe the carnival offenders have some grub for sale."}, {"start": 20807.96, "end": 20811.96, "text": " Why not let your stomach slow you down for too long?"}, {"start": 20828.96, "end": 20829.96, "text": " Brother."}, {"start": 20829.96, "end": 20838.54, "text": " And just know this motherfucker's out here."}, {"start": 20838.54, "end": 20841.579999999998, "text": " He is, man!"}, {"start": 20841.579999999998, "end": 20845.559999999998, "text": " I'm dead!"}, {"start": 20845.559999999998, "end": 20847.78, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 20847.78, "end": 20854.219999999998, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20854.22, "end": 20855.22, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20863.7, "end": 20864.7, "text": " Oh, you don't know."}, {"start": 20881.7, "end": 20882.7, "text": " Anything?"}, {"start": 20884.22, "end": 20887.22, "text": " I think we've got to get to the next floor."}, {"start": 20890.22, "end": 20891.22, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 20893.22, "end": 20895.22, "text": " Wait, I got 606 this time."}, {"start": 20898.22, "end": 20900.22, "text": " Oh, because he challenged me."}, {"start": 20905.22, "end": 20907.22, "text": " Clear!"}, {"start": 20907.22, "end": 20909.22, "text": " Let's just try to get to the top floor."}, {"start": 20914.22, "end": 20923.54, "text": " Hmm, yeah, let's just try to get it."}, {"start": 20923.54, "end": 20927.54, "text": " There has to be items in here that can help me continue."}, {"start": 20927.54, "end": 20934.940000000002, "text": " to you. Before you can enter the crypt which holds my rotting corpse, you must first search"}, {"start": 20934.940000000002, "end": 20941.780000000002, "text": " for the lock combination my servants use to seal me away. I imagine you won't be able"}, {"start": 20941.780000000002, "end": 20949.22, "text": " to find the whole thing at once. The blasted scheme is probably scattered part all over"}, {"start": 20949.22, "end": 20953.54, "text": " the place. I bid you the best of luck."}, {"start": 20957.54, "end": 20961.66, "text": " Find my pages."}, {"start": 20961.66, "end": 20963.22, "text": " No name, they just a bit."}, {"start": 20963.22, "end": 20966.14, "text": " You put the candles back on the pedestal to light up."}, {"start": 20966.14, "end": 20967.14, "text": " No."}, {"start": 20967.14, "end": 20968.14, "text": " No."}, {"start": 20968.14, "end": 20971.420000000002, "text": " No, you cannot do that."}, {"start": 20971.420000000002, "end": 20973.920000000002, "text": " You can."}, {"start": 20973.920000000002, "end": 20974.920000000002, "text": " No you cannot."}, {"start": 20974.920000000002, "end": 20976.22, "text": " All right, we found it."}, {"start": 20976.22, "end": 20977.22, "text": " Going up."}, {"start": 20977.22, "end": 21001.24, "text": " Oh, good."}, {"start": 21001.24, "end": 21003.86, "text": " You're here."}, {"start": 21003.86, "end": 21004.86, "text": " That's awesome!"}, {"start": 21004.86, "end": 21018.86, "text": " How come that bed's playing the harpsichord?"}, {"start": 21018.86, "end": 21032.54, "text": " I'm just matching it right now."}, {"start": 21032.54, "end": 21038.600000000002, "text": " E, E, E."}, {"start": 21038.600000000002, "end": 21043.600000000002, "text": " Is that what that means?"}, {"start": 21043.600000000002, "end": 21044.600000000002, "text": " E."}, {"start": 21044.600000000002, "end": 21046.3, "text": " Chill, man."}, {"start": 21046.3, "end": 21047.7, "text": " It's not that deep."}, {"start": 21051.2, "end": 21052.6, "text": " Are they all pissed off now?"}, {"start": 21054.5, "end": 21055.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 21059.7, "end": 21061.2, "text": " Now they can only get pissed if it's seasoned."}, {"start": 21068.8, "end": 21070.2, "text": " God, I wish I had some candy."}, {"start": 21071.7, "end": 21074.3, "text": " What if we can candy max and then eat a bunch of it?"}, {"start": 21076.3, "end": 21082.6, "text": " I keep thinking of all these things that like would make it easier, but I got a feeling that nothing will make it easier."}, {"start": 21084.86, "end": 21087.899999999998, "text": " I got a feeling that nothing I do will make it easier."}, {"start": 21093.1, "end": 21093.899999999998, "text": " There."}, {"start": 21096.6, "end": 21098.1, "text": " It's a balcony, dude."}, {"start": 21102.8, "end": 21105.0, "text": " A fucking false wall? What is this?"}, {"start": 21106.3, "end": 21109.3, "text": " Oh, he looks so EVO."}, {"start": 21115.3, "end": 21117.3, "text": " Why did the floor change?"}, {"start": 21123.3, "end": 21126.3, "text": " Ooh, I can't wait for my character to get hungry."}, {"start": 21128.3, "end": 21130.3, "text": " Dude, fuck odd."}, {"start": 21130.3, "end": 21142.46, "text": " They just got through a wall?"}, {"start": 21142.46, "end": 21143.46, "text": " Leave early?"}, {"start": 21143.46, "end": 21144.46, "text": " I feel like I have to leave early."}, {"start": 21144.46, "end": 21146.46, "text": " I feel like I have to leave early."}, {"start": 21146.46, "end": 21149.46, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 21149.46, "end": 21154.579999999998, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 21154.579999999998, "end": 21157.3, "text": " Where's my fucking candle wax?"}, {"start": 21157.3, "end": 21162.3, "text": " Wait, maybe they're cleaning it. They are maids."}, {"start": 21165.3, "end": 21170.3, "text": " Okay, game dev and chat, how come my feet make the same sound on the carpet as they do on the wood?"}, {"start": 21173.3, "end": 21179.3, "text": " Hmm, big man? Mr. Fancy Hotshot's game developer, I thought you knew how to make games."}, {"start": 21179.3, "end": 21192.86, "text": " games oh it's wooden carpet oh yeah wait that's true I didn't even think of that"}, {"start": 21196.82, "end": 21206.899999999998, "text": " so our candle leaves the path no feedback allowed dude I'm beta testing"}, {"start": 21206.9, "end": 21208.9, "text": " I'm a game tester, dude."}, {"start": 21209.480000000003, "end": 21214.38, "text": " Do you think I, for all the early access games I played, I could put, uh..."}, {"start": 21215.9, "end": 21218.980000000003, "text": " The fact that I'm a QA tester on my, like, resume?"}, {"start": 21232.100000000002, "end": 21234.100000000002, "text": " Please see the exit."}, {"start": 21236.9, "end": 21250.58, "text": " for sale. Dub, try not to miss your stuff. Dub, dub, dub, dub, dub."}, {"start": 21250.58, "end": 21254.9, "text": " You could probably cite that you a pussy, they will take it. Would you take an actual"}, {"start": 21254.9, "end": 21262.58, "text": " QA job though? If it's for video games? Yeah. I feel like I have a pretty well documented"}, {"start": 21262.58, "end": 21275.620000000003, "text": " history of like finding game bugs that maybe that's what I'm good at you wait"}, {"start": 21275.620000000003, "end": 21282.940000000002, "text": " we gotta get candy well let's let's food max and see what happens there"}, {"start": 21282.94, "end": 21284.94, "text": " Enjoy, enjoy."}, {"start": 21288.44, "end": 21290.44, "text": " Surely that stalks us up, right?"}, {"start": 21296.94, "end": 21298.44, "text": " Outta there, Chief."}, {"start": 21303.44, "end": 21303.94, "text": " Ugh!"}, {"start": 21303.94, "end": 21305.94, "text": " What do you think this is?"}, {"start": 21305.94, "end": 21322.94, "text": " for your kid. Well, let me know if you need anything. I'll be right here. Watch it. Wait."}, {"start": 21322.94, "end": 21330.94, "text": " What is this shit? Do you think we should focus on tickets? Maybe?"}, {"start": 21335.94, "end": 21351.6, "text": " Farm like 10k, but what if it's pointless?"}, {"start": 21351.6, "end": 21364.52, "text": " Let's tap the water real quick."}, {"start": 21364.52, "end": 21370.760000000002, "text": " me a man me a man me a man cool is the maze different every time you piece of"}, {"start": 21370.760000000002, "end": 21378.32, "text": " shit motherfucker I don't think so I think I'm just an idiot"}, {"start": 21382.96, "end": 21390.32, "text": " all right we're stuck up I wonder how long I have maybe it's like 10 minutes"}, {"start": 21390.32, "end": 21395.32, "text": " Let's start at 10 minutes."}, {"start": 21395.32, "end": 21407.14, "text": " Alright, 9.31."}, {"start": 21407.14, "end": 21410.32, "text": " So at about 9.40 we have to turn around again."}, {"start": 21410.32, "end": 21413.239999999998, "text": " Oh my god, the fucking layout changes!"}, {"start": 21413.239999999998, "end": 21414.239999999998, "text": " You're so..."}, {"start": 21414.239999999998, "end": 21417.239999999998, "text": " You're such a bastard."}, {"start": 21417.24, "end": 21421.24, "text": " Something is amiss."}, {"start": 21421.24, "end": 21427.24, "text": " You've seen that the floor plan of the manor has changed."}, {"start": 21427.24, "end": 21431.24, "text": " The walls have shifted."}, {"start": 21431.24, "end": 21435.24, "text": " Fuzzling."}, {"start": 21435.24, "end": 21437.24, "text": " Oh, it's the instant kill, guy."}, {"start": 21437.24, "end": 21442.24, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 21442.24, "end": 21446.24, "text": " Open it."}, {"start": 21447.24, "end": 21460.280000000002, "text": " What if the candle was really the friends we made along the way?"}, {"start": 21460.280000000002, "end": 21472.280000000002, "text": " Where the heck are the stairs?"}, {"start": 21472.28, "end": 21474.28, "text": " how am I this unlucky?"}, {"start": 21480.44, "end": 21482.12, "text": " meow meow meow"}, {"start": 21482.12, "end": 21484.62, "text": " meow meow meow meow meow meow"}, {"start": 21495.039999999997, "end": 21496.539999999997, "text": " how come that chatter type- whoa"}, {"start": 21499.14, "end": 21499.84, "text": " what the helly?"}, {"start": 21499.84, "end": 21504.84, "text": " That's how I type frog 4, but incorrectly."}, {"start": 21504.84, "end": 21510.8, "text": " Loser!"}, {"start": 21510.8, "end": 21514.2, "text": " It fucking burns me when I collide with a wall because it pushes the candle next to"}, {"start": 21514.2, "end": 21515.2, "text": " my character."}, {"start": 21515.2, "end": 21516.2, "text": " You're bugging me."}, {"start": 21516.2, "end": 21520.12, "text": " How much time do you spend doing that?"}, {"start": 21520.12, "end": 21525.12, "text": " How much time do you spend making that?"}, {"start": 21525.12, "end": 21537.0, "text": " How come I can't get drunk?"}, {"start": 21537.0, "end": 21544.48, "text": " But miss me a sip of your wine, my lord."}, {"start": 21544.48, "end": 21545.48, "text": " Miss me a sip."}, {"start": 21567.0, "end": 21574.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21597.0, "end": 21607.0, "text": " It's three different puzzles."}, {"start": 21607.0, "end": 21623.0, "text": " Is that my stomach?"}, {"start": 21623.0, "end": 21637.6, "text": " It's three digits."}, {"start": 21637.6, "end": 21640.92, "text": " Dude, what if we brute-forced it?"}, {"start": 21640.92, "end": 21646.6, "text": " I bet the, uh, this is probably where his body is, right?"}, {"start": 21646.6, "end": 21647.6, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 21647.6, "end": 21649.8, "text": " What is that noise?"}, {"start": 21649.8, "end": 21661.64, "text": " So we just have to find three numbers."}, {"start": 21661.64, "end": 21670.36, "text": " Again I can't tell if- Dude what is happening?"}, {"start": 21670.36, "end": 21689.36, "text": " something stomach 4 5 2 you think it's 6 7 but I think this game came out before 6 7"}, {"start": 21689.36, "end": 21714.08, "text": " dropped guys open does not work"}, {"start": 21714.08, "end": 21721.08, "text": " with the bit man let it have legs i'm slow"}, {"start": 21722.460000000003, "end": 21723.22, "text": " computer"}, {"start": 21723.22, "end": 21725.74, "text": " pull up the best bit on uh..."}, {"start": 21725.74, "end": 21727.4, "text": " which dot tv"}, {"start": 21727.4, "end": 21732.960000000003, "text": " uh... computer give me the the funniest bits"}, {"start": 21732.960000000003, "end": 21739.960000000003, "text": " computer pull up the funny funniest bits twenty six twenty six please please"}, {"start": 21739.96, "end": 21749.96, "text": " Computer, find which episode of The Simpsons this is from, computer?"}, {"start": 21749.96, "end": 21756.96, "text": " I'm gonna need this basement to stop fuckin'..."}, {"start": 21756.96, "end": 21759.96, "text": " This fuckin'..."}, {"start": 21759.96, "end": 21763.96, "text": " Computer, turn on the moon moon shut."}, {"start": 21763.96, "end": 21768.96, "text": " Now we're talkin', now we're fuckin' talkin', now we are fuckin' talkin' to you."}, {"start": 21768.96, "end": 21776.2, "text": " This game would be insane if it was Marvel themed."}, {"start": 21776.2, "end": 21782.3, "text": " Not wrong dude, instead of that weird butler guy on the first floor chasing me around trying"}, {"start": 21782.3, "end": 21787.04, "text": " to put my candle maybe Thanos?"}, {"start": 21787.04, "end": 21789.04, "text": " Maybe Thanos?"}, {"start": 21789.04, "end": 21799.24, "text": " Okay, so we have about like seven minutes of like food time."}, {"start": 21799.24, "end": 21802.600000000002, "text": " That's cool."}, {"start": 21802.600000000002, "end": 21811.0, "text": " I think, I think we go for tickets and figure out if we can get anything that'll help us."}, {"start": 21811.0, "end": 21812.48, "text": " I think that's what we gotta do."}, {"start": 21812.48, "end": 21817.4, "text": " Now is there a distinct reality in which, okay, first of all, oh, I can exchange the"}, {"start": 21817.4, "end": 21823.88, "text": " dollars for coins we can we can make it out of here and see well what's the point in doing that"}, {"start": 21823.88, "end": 21826.84, "text": " if i'm just gonna die i also am lost"}, {"start": 21833.24, "end": 21838.280000000002, "text": " what was the last shit you took that surprised you today man today"}, {"start": 21842.52, "end": 21846.280000000002, "text": " it was less than i was anticipating it was a good surprise good surprise"}, {"start": 21847.4, "end": 21849.4, "text": " Ex-key and pain at this though."}, {"start": 21859.82, "end": 21862.32, "text": " An 18 inch long turd today."}, {"start": 21863.04, "end": 21865.940000000002, "text": " Me when I lie cuz there ain't no way you measure that shit."}, {"start": 21865.94, "end": 21881.899999999998, "text": " 86 dollar reduce you were there"}, {"start": 21881.9, "end": 21882.9, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 21882.9, "end": 21892.9, "text": " Lots on Pearl Jam."}, {"start": 21892.9, "end": 21894.9, "text": " I only know them for that one song."}, {"start": 21894.9, "end": 21895.9, "text": " Or..."}, {"start": 21895.9, "end": 21902.9, "text": " Even Flow."}, {"start": 21902.9, "end": 21906.9, "text": " Mayhaps this is kind of harsh, but..."}, {"start": 21906.9, "end": 21911.780000000002, "text": " I kind of associate Pearl Jam and Nickelback and stuff."}, {"start": 21911.78, "end": 21917.1, "text": " Well same category for me mentally so you know I'm kind of like like normal humans"}, {"start": 21917.1, "end": 21920.899999999998, "text": " You know what I mean? Like this sound like a bad thing if like you're down for that but like I"}, {"start": 21922.539999999997, "end": 21929.32, "text": " Just imagine like just like a like a like a white dude late 30s"}, {"start": 21932.539999999997, "end": 21938.3, "text": " Busted up Toyota Corolla on this civic"}, {"start": 21941.78, "end": 21944.78, "text": " E-Breadclaw!"}, {"start": 21951.78, "end": 21953.78, "text": " You can get your best nickel back in pressure."}, {"start": 21959.78, "end": 21962.78, "text": " Look at this on the ground."}, {"start": 21963.78, "end": 21967.78, "text": " Every time I do make the last hit."}, {"start": 21967.78, "end": 21973.78, "text": " We're... probably should have done that. Oh well, we're full committee."}, {"start": 21975.78, "end": 21978.78, "text": " Every time I do it makes me laugh."}, {"start": 21989.78, "end": 21992.78, "text": " Alright, now we can try to do this ten times."}, {"start": 21997.78, "end": 22020.899999999998, "text": " There's some reason why I use two hands to feel slower, but I'm gonna have to do it."}, {"start": 22020.9, "end": 22024.9, "text": " Trying their views so they took up three hours to get every reward."}, {"start": 22024.9, "end": 22026.9, "text": " Bigger reward."}, {"start": 22035.9, "end": 22037.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22042.9, "end": 22044.9, "text": " Almost lost."}, {"start": 22044.9, "end": 22062.9, "text": " Perhaps the point of the game is to get a couple times."}, {"start": 22062.9, "end": 22066.9, "text": " Only six more to go, fella!"}, {"start": 22082.9, "end": 22085.9, "text": " Did we get handpand from gaming? No."}, {"start": 22087.9, "end": 22089.9, "text": " Yes, I can."}, {"start": 22092.9, "end": 22102.4, "text": " I don't somehow or maybe I do but I'm just so used to it I don't know"}, {"start": 22102.4, "end": 22109.4, "text": " Oh, shit, no way!"}, {"start": 22109.4, "end": 22114.4, "text": " All right, here's some tickets."}, {"start": 22114.4, "end": 22120.4, "text": " I want candy!"}, {"start": 22120.4, "end": 22125.4, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 22125.4, "end": 22139.36, "text": " You guys know that one arcade game where you, uh, it's a ticket game?"}, {"start": 22139.36, "end": 22144.2, "text": " The one where you stop, you build like the block tower or whatever and then like, for"}, {"start": 22144.2, "end": 22147.800000000003, "text": " the top you only get like one block instead of like two or three or whatever?"}, {"start": 22147.800000000003, "end": 22150.2, "text": " No, I don't know."}, {"start": 22150.2, "end": 22151.2, "text": " Stack them, dude."}, {"start": 22151.2, "end": 22156.2, "text": " I think it's easy as fuck, right? I feel like I'm gonna win that every fucking time."}, {"start": 22161.2, "end": 22166.2, "text": " It's rigged. I feel like I've never played a rig before, dude."}, {"start": 22166.2, "end": 22173.2, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 22173.2, "end": 22180.2, "text": " What am I?"}, {"start": 22180.2, "end": 22195.2, "text": " The machines go a certain amount of time to rig them to non-rig them when they hit a"}, {"start": 22195.2, "end": 22200.72, "text": " How is that legal?"}, {"start": 22200.72, "end": 22212.920000000002, "text": " I'm consulting the Carnival Commission about this."}, {"start": 22212.920000000002, "end": 22217.68, "text": " The Carnival Commission of pennies, aka the CCP."}, {"start": 22217.68, "end": 22221.16, "text": " You'll be speaking to my chairman"}, {"start": 22232.24, "end": 22234.24, "text": " Yippee"}, {"start": 22234.24, "end": 22236.24, "text": " Oh man, he's great."}, {"start": 22236.24, "end": 22240.24, "text": " Nothing more than damn bananas to him."}, {"start": 22246.24, "end": 22248.24, "text": " I want to know what this bucket does."}, {"start": 22254.24, "end": 22257.24, "text": " Wait, maybe we can carry the bucket to have water on us."}, {"start": 22261.24, "end": 22263.24, "text": " I gotta get some King."}, {"start": 22264.24, "end": 22277.640000000003, "text": " How come your hair looks at the top of headphones?"}, {"start": 22277.640000000003, "end": 22287.0, "text": " Uh, you know how, like, women wear, like, push-up bras and stuff?"}, {"start": 22287.0, "end": 22297.08, "text": " It's like that for like my hair and headphones."}, {"start": 22297.08, "end": 22298.76, "text": " Like sports bras."}, {"start": 22298.76, "end": 22312.44, "text": " It's like a bra for my head."}, {"start": 22312.44, "end": 22317.26, "text": " I hope this helps."}, {"start": 22317.26, "end": 22324.96, "text": " It looks like that because that's what it is."}, {"start": 22324.96, "end": 22325.96, "text": " Your eyes do not deceive you."}, {"start": 22325.96, "end": 22328.359999999997, "text": " I needed to change my fucking candle color dude."}, {"start": 22328.359999999997, "end": 22330.359999999997, "text": " This is too late."}, {"start": 22330.359999999997, "end": 22331.359999999997, "text": " I have to go in."}, {"start": 22331.359999999997, "end": 22336.239999999998, "text": " Okay, I got like, we got like six minutes."}, {"start": 22336.239999999998, "end": 22338.239999999998, "text": " So dumb."}, {"start": 22338.24, "end": 22344.24, "text": " Wait, did it change again?"}, {"start": 22344.24, "end": 22345.24, "text": " Yeah, it must have."}, {"start": 22345.24, "end": 22349.56, "text": " He just didn't say anything."}, {"start": 22349.56, "end": 22353.640000000003, "text": " Do some guys actually pack their crotch to make they do look bigger?"}, {"start": 22353.640000000003, "end": 22357.04, "text": " What do you guys think, Chat?"}, {"start": 22357.04, "end": 22363.2, "text": " Do you guys do that?"}, {"start": 22363.2, "end": 22365.24, "text": " Some guy immediately says, Yup."}, {"start": 22365.24, "end": 22366.24, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 22366.24, "end": 22368.24, "text": " Yep. Sure do."}, {"start": 22369.52, "end": 22371.02, "text": " That's precisely what I do."}, {"start": 22372.52, "end": 22373.88, "text": " You pack yours with blood."}, {"start": 22375.04, "end": 22375.54, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22380.16, "end": 22382.960000000003, "text": " You pack your pants with dildro, does that count?"}, {"start": 22383.920000000002, "end": 22385.68, "text": " Can you explain what a dildro is?"}, {"start": 22390.24, "end": 22391.440000000002, "text": " Sup, bitch?"}, {"start": 22396.24, "end": 22405.24, "text": " Have a good one, bitch."}, {"start": 22405.24, "end": 22411.84, "text": " Now we..."}, {"start": 22411.84, "end": 22419.24, "text": " Now we..."}, {"start": 22419.24, "end": 22429.04, "text": " So what part of the German stream where he was like, alright there's enemies but it's"}, {"start": 22429.04, "end": 22437.68, "text": " just like a weird tentacle made and like it just screams and runs around randomly."}, {"start": 22437.68, "end": 22442.960000000003, "text": " Use dead tape to make it look smaller otherwise the enormous bulge gets awkward in public."}, {"start": 22442.960000000003, "end": 22447.88, "text": " Ah, dead tape."}, {"start": 22447.88, "end": 22458.8, "text": " shoves the baseball up his ass. That's a classic, that's a classic germabit baseball in the"}, {"start": 22458.8, "end": 22469.0, "text": " ass. Computer pull up the best bits. 2026 computer pull up put up the best bits 2020 through"}, {"start": 22469.0, "end": 22486.84, "text": " 2026 COVID edition. Open. Stop. You know, it's fucked up. I probably have a health bar and"}, {"start": 22486.84, "end": 22496.76, "text": " it probably I'm probably close to death. But hey, at least we got that food voucher. That's"}, {"start": 22496.760000000002, "end": 22502.04, "text": " cool checks time all right we got no time"}, {"start": 22516.440000000002, "end": 22521.960000000003, "text": " yep what did I do bro"}, {"start": 22526.760000000002, "end": 22536.760000000002, "text": " I'm trying to close all the ROE or RON."}, {"start": 22536.760000000002, "end": 22537.760000000002, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 22537.760000000002, "end": 22538.760000000002, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 22538.760000000002, "end": 22539.760000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 22539.760000000002, "end": 22543.760000000002, "text": " Oh! Wait."}, {"start": 22555.760000000002, "end": 22559.760000000002, "text": " I think that's the third member of the sex."}, {"start": 22559.760000000002, "end": 22576.480000000003, "text": " is it brute forcing time oh yeah baby I'm hungry again"}, {"start": 22576.48, "end": 22585.68, "text": " I know that draining fearing of thirst are too well, it's been many years since I last"}, {"start": 22585.68, "end": 22590.16, "text": " quenched my own, with a refreshing glass of water."}, {"start": 22590.16, "end": 22595.28, "text": " I imagine the plumbing in my home has clogged up over the years, but you might feel free"}, {"start": 22595.28, "end": 22601.64, "text": " to visit my garden for a small basin of freshly accumulated rainwater."}, {"start": 22601.64, "end": 22603.64, "text": " Thanks, man. Thank you."}, {"start": 22619.559999999998, "end": 22621.559999999998, "text": " Please don't get mad at me. I'm just so thirsty."}, {"start": 22627.62, "end": 22630.62, "text": " Wow, this is so funny. Shut up, dumb bitch, chatter."}, {"start": 22631.64, "end": 22637.64, "text": " Who are you? Tell a joke right now. Tell a joke right now."}, {"start": 22641.64, "end": 22649.64, "text": " I dare you. And you cannot say my hairline or my shriek. It's not funny we're trying to be fun."}, {"start": 22649.64, "end": 22652.44, "text": " That's right, you better shut your fucking mouth, bitch, shatter!"}, {"start": 22656.239999999998, "end": 22657.04, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 22665.44, "end": 22668.64, "text": " Yeah, what if I told you guys I actually don't remember where the entrance is?"}, {"start": 22675.64, "end": 22677.64, "text": " Well, the dumb fuck, why do you wear your headphones?"}, {"start": 22677.64, "end": 22680.36, "text": " I will say it's it's comfortable it's kind of"}, {"start": 22682.04, "end": 22684.68, "text": " I like to poof my hair up so it looks like a lion's mane"}, {"start": 22687.16, "end": 22687.8, "text": " Is that cool?"}, {"start": 22694.84, "end": 22699.72, "text": " Lion bald spots some of them bald some of them bald you've seen it I know you have"}, {"start": 22707.64, "end": 22710.64, "text": " You've seen the bald lionfish."}, {"start": 22711.64, "end": 22712.64, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 22722.64, "end": 22726.64, "text": " I pet the dog, guys. I pet the doggo."}, {"start": 22729.64, "end": 22732.64, "text": " Roar like a lion if you want to be a real one."}, {"start": 22732.64, "end": 22733.64, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 22736.64, "end": 22737.64, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 22743.64, "end": 22747.64, "text": " How come the rain doesn't put out the candle? It's a spectral candle, idiot. Everyone has the rules."}, {"start": 22747.64, "end": 22753.64, "text": " They can only be put out by ghosts. And this isn't ghost rain, it's just regular rain, as you can tell."}, {"start": 22753.64, "end": 22765.64, "text": " I can't run, so my character's hungry."}, {"start": 22765.64, "end": 22770.64, "text": " Wait a second."}, {"start": 22770.64, "end": 22777.76, "text": " Well, I guess we can get the Elbukka to Reno."}, {"start": 22777.760000000002, "end": 22784.9, "text": " I just gotta get a repetitive stress injury real quick on my wrist to win the Carnival"}, {"start": 22784.9, "end": 22785.9, "text": " game."}, {"start": 22785.9, "end": 22792.300000000003, "text": " Is that chill, fellas?"}, {"start": 22792.300000000003, "end": 22794.940000000002, "text": " Which Carnival game awards the most tickets?"}, {"start": 22794.940000000002, "end": 22796.940000000002, "text": " Tell me now."}, {"start": 22796.940000000002, "end": 22804.140000000003, "text": " You beat RON while I was asleep on my plane ride?"}, {"start": 22804.140000000003, "end": 22806.140000000003, "text": " Sure did."}, {"start": 22806.14, "end": 22808.14, "text": " Enjoy."}, {"start": 22808.14, "end": 22810.14, "text": " Enjoy."}, {"start": 22818.14, "end": 22820.14, "text": " This is too hard."}, {"start": 22820.14, "end": 22822.14, "text": " This is very tight timing."}, {"start": 22822.14, "end": 22824.14, "text": " Doble every time."}, {"start": 22824.14, "end": 22826.14, "text": " Hard."}, {"start": 22828.14, "end": 22830.14, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 22836.14, "end": 22839.54, "text": " I really wanted to let him know he rode playing."}, {"start": 22839.54, "end": 22842.14, "text": " Dude, what if it's like a stressful thing for him, bro?"}, {"start": 22848.14, "end": 22851.14, "text": " What if he's overcoming one of his fears?"}, {"start": 22857.14, "end": 22859.14, "text": " You gotta think about it, okay?"}, {"start": 22859.14, "end": 22862.14, "text": " When you're driving or you're walking in like the city,"}, {"start": 22862.14, "end": 22867.559999999998, "text": " We're in like a packed movie theater. Every single person in that theater, every single"}, {"start": 22867.559999999998, "end": 22872.14, "text": " person you drive past on the road has their own fucking light. And people that they know"}, {"start": 22872.14, "end": 22876.14, "text": " or have met, things that they've done, things that they will be doing, things that they're"}, {"start": 22876.14, "end": 22879.14, "text": " worried about or happy about."}, {"start": 22887.14, "end": 22889.14, "text": " An infinite number."}, {"start": 22892.14, "end": 22897.14, "text": " It's a- you don't click to do this, you have to hit W and S."}, {"start": 22905.14, "end": 22908.14, "text": " I'm a narcissist, they are all just NPCs in my world."}, {"start": 22916.14, "end": 22919.14, "text": " No, don't type base. That's not base. That's sad."}, {"start": 22922.14, "end": 22924.14, "text": " Holy shit, no way!"}, {"start": 22924.14, "end": 22927.14, "text": " Alright, here's some tickets."}, {"start": 22927.14, "end": 22928.14, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 22928.14, "end": 22929.14, "text": " Hey, shithead."}, {"start": 22929.14, "end": 22932.14, "text": " I bet you can't get first place."}, {"start": 22932.14, "end": 22933.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22933.14, "end": 22934.14, "text": " Alright, hotjack."}, {"start": 22934.14, "end": 22935.14, "text": " Let's see it."}, {"start": 22935.14, "end": 22937.14, "text": " I don't like you swearing at me."}, {"start": 22943.14, "end": 22945.14, "text": " You know that thing they do in Tetris?"}, {"start": 22945.14, "end": 22947.14, "text": " Like a bed of Tetris?"}, {"start": 22947.14, "end": 22950.14, "text": " They slide the controller across their, like, knee or whatever?"}, {"start": 22952.14, "end": 22956.14, "text": " Rolling. No, not Flickr Goonig."}, {"start": 22956.14, "end": 22960.14, "text": " Danny, for sure."}, {"start": 22960.14, "end": 22964.14, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 22964.14, "end": 22971.14, "text": " Confident of Tetris. You're talking shit, bro, but you wouldn't last a minute on the... the circuit."}, {"start": 22971.14, "end": 22975.14, "text": " Let's see who won a Tetris 99 game, bitch."}, {"start": 22975.14, "end": 22979.14, "text": " Mr. Hacha."}, {"start": 22982.14, "end": 22997.14, "text": " Did they take away Pepper 99? I don't think so. They took away the Mario one, which sucks,"}, {"start": 22997.14, "end": 23010.14, "text": " but I think that game was pretty much solved anyway. What a shame. It wasn't Mario 99,"}, {"start": 23010.14, "end": 23012.14, "text": " And it was Mario 35."}, {"start": 23015.14, "end": 23019.14, "text": " I'm not a much of a Nintendo one. There was that other one that was the browser one."}, {"start": 23026.14, "end": 23029.14, "text": " That is too many fucking Mario's."}, {"start": 23037.14, "end": 23039.14, "text": " And you even still play it. No."}, {"start": 23040.14, "end": 23043.54, "text": " The one for N64 was cool."}, {"start": 23043.54, "end": 23050.14, "text": " Oh, you're just talking about Mario games?"}, {"start": 23050.14, "end": 23056.7, "text": " Alright, we got 4.3k tickets, boys."}, {"start": 23056.7, "end": 23063.98, "text": " This is just like RuneScape, guy who knows nothing about RuneScape."}, {"start": 23063.98, "end": 23068.22, "text": " I mean, I'm doing a task for like minimal reward."}, {"start": 23068.22, "end": 23072.22, "text": " It's kind of a... technically, I guess."}, {"start": 23072.22, "end": 23074.22, "text": " Plastic bucket."}, {"start": 23074.22, "end": 23078.22, "text": " Enjoy your bucket, Kyle."}, {"start": 23078.22, "end": 23083.22, "text": " I don't know what your plan is with that thing. I ain't one of them."}, {"start": 23093.22, "end": 23095.22, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 23098.22, "end": 23109.9, "text": " The Tetris guy sniffed chairs like the Genie Q guy."}, {"start": 23109.9, "end": 23115.260000000002, "text": " I think that guy didn't actually sniff the chair."}, {"start": 23115.260000000002, "end": 23122.460000000003, "text": " He was framed, dude."}, {"start": 23122.46, "end": 23127.46, "text": " Yeah, he's a..."}, {"start": 23127.46, "end": 23136.26, "text": " Oh, it fills up with rainwater."}, {"start": 23136.26, "end": 23149.86, "text": " Now we're freaking talking there."}, {"start": 23149.86, "end": 23154.9, "text": " about chibi in the tomba to run there's just some things I don't want to"}, {"start": 23154.9, "end": 23161.14, "text": " remember man you made me remember that you piece of shit"}, {"start": 23161.14, "end": 23178.739999999998, "text": " That was cool, Chatter."}, {"start": 23178.74, "end": 23196.5, "text": " Classic. I'm gonna walk straight. I got a question, DTK. Devin Chat. Have you ever"}, {"start": 23196.5, "end": 23205.7, "text": " Watch someone beat your game."}, {"start": 23205.7, "end": 23211.38, "text": " And how good am I doing comparably?"}, {"start": 23211.38, "end": 23212.38, "text": " Jerma probably."}, {"start": 23212.38, "end": 23216.34, "text": " Yeah, so did Jerma even beat this game?"}, {"start": 23216.34, "end": 23226.1, "text": " I feel like I've asked this before, but I forgot the answer."}, {"start": 23226.100000000002, "end": 23228.500000000004, "text": " I'm on pace. Ooooooo average!"}, {"start": 23229.500000000004, "end": 23230.38, "text": " Why was I..."}, {"start": 23233.06, "end": 23234.02, "text": " Oh yeah..."}, {"start": 23237.460000000003, "end": 23239.38, "text": " Try not man enough to beat this."}, {"start": 23241.58, "end": 23244.300000000003, "text": " I'm capable of withstanding a great amount of tedium."}, {"start": 23244.86, "end": 23246.06, "text": " As you are well aware."}, {"start": 23246.340000000004, "end": 23248.02, "text": " Anyway, I'm gonna go brute force the code."}, {"start": 23248.100000000002, "end": 23248.7, "text": " Burebue."}, {"start": 23248.7, "end": 23264.54, "text": " All right, it's a three-digit code."}, {"start": 23264.54, "end": 23267.780000000002, "text": " We have the third digit."}, {"start": 23267.78, "end": 23293.26, "text": " to six. One, two, three, four, five, six. Okay. We're going to serve over on this one."}, {"start": 23293.260000000002, "end": 23303.260000000002, "text": " Hey, at least we can hold the button down, that's nice."}, {"start": 23303.260000000002, "end": 23309.340000000004, "text": " Alright, we're gonna have to reset this."}, {"start": 23309.34, "end": 23316.34, "text": " Also, the song is kind of a banger, that's nice."}, {"start": 23339.34, "end": 23350.54, "text": " The guy who has made this game has watched my stream for a long time, okay?"}, {"start": 23350.54, "end": 23353.9, "text": " And I know this game is not made for me."}, {"start": 23353.9, "end": 23360.420000000002, "text": " That said, I know he has watched me do puzzles like this before."}, {"start": 23360.420000000002, "end": 23367.78, "text": " So surely he thought of a way to, like, anti-scum it, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 23367.78, "end": 23374.78, "text": " Like surely this isn't actually worth it."}, {"start": 23397.78, "end": 23404.78, "text": " It was made for Derma, but designed to fuck with you specifically."}, {"start": 23404.78, "end": 23410.699999999997, "text": " Nuh-uh."}, {"start": 23410.699999999997, "end": 23419.699999999997, "text": " If you solve it this way, the game releases mustard gas."}, {"start": 23419.7, "end": 23438.24, "text": " Okay, does he realize there's another rack to the right side?"}, {"start": 23438.24, "end": 23439.98, "text": " Looks at everyone else."}, {"start": 23439.98, "end": 23443.86, "text": " Looks back at you, whose message I just read."}, {"start": 23443.86, "end": 23448.38, "text": " Punches you in the face so hard he had knocked the fuck out."}, {"start": 23448.38, "end": 23452.38, "text": " Cheers. Yeah, glad you."}, {"start": 23461.58, "end": 23464.22, "text": " Oh, my character's hungry. I might give it up."}, {"start": 23472.38, "end": 23473.420000000002, "text": " Maybe we should go back."}, {"start": 23473.420000000002, "end": 23480.7, "text": " Okay, yep."}, {"start": 23480.7, "end": 23491.460000000003, "text": " Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam."}, {"start": 23491.460000000003, "end": 23492.460000000003, "text": " Six was the middle one, right?"}, {"start": 23492.460000000003, "end": 23498.300000000003, "text": " Six was the diagonal one, at least based on the draws, which is why we do not interact"}, {"start": 23498.3, "end": 23507.899999999998, "text": " with the right one because we already have the number can you dig it can from"}, {"start": 23507.9, "end": 23509.9, "text": " from Shrevefighter."}, {"start": 23509.9, "end": 23510.9, "text": " Ken."}, {"start": 23510.9, "end": 23512.9, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 23515.9, "end": 23517.9, "text": " Uhhh..."}, {"start": 23518.9, "end": 23519.9, "text": " Uhhh..."}, {"start": 23519.9, "end": 23521.9, "text": " Uhhh..."}, {"start": 23522.9, "end": 23524.9, "text": " Uhhh..."}, {"start": 23529.9, "end": 23531.9, "text": " Uhhh..."}, {"start": 23531.9, "end": 23533.9, "text": " There he is!"}, {"start": 23533.9, "end": 23535.9, "text": " I think it was just a pound sign"}, {"start": 23535.9, "end": 23538.36, "text": " Signed meeting number six not a diagonal."}, {"start": 23538.36, "end": 23540.120000000003, "text": " Shut up, bitch."}, {"start": 23540.120000000003, "end": 23541.640000000003, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 23541.640000000003, "end": 23543.440000000002, "text": " You cannot ruse me, fool."}, {"start": 23546.480000000003, "end": 23547.780000000002, "text": " All right, we got there."}, {"start": 23556.440000000002, "end": 23558.32, "text": " Pretty sure we just went straight, no?"}, {"start": 23558.32, "end": 23560.32, "text": " I mean, I see some wax over here though."}, {"start": 23562.280000000002, "end": 23563.56, "text": " Follow the wax."}, {"start": 23563.56, "end": 23570.16, "text": " Gee, I sure hope the insta-kill monster isn't directly in front of me."}, {"start": 23570.16, "end": 23574.16, "text": " Blocking my only way out."}, {"start": 23574.16, "end": 23581.32, "text": " That would suck."}, {"start": 23581.32, "end": 23589.920000000002, "text": " Why does this noise sound familiar?"}, {"start": 23589.920000000002, "end": 23599.52, "text": " Oh subnautica of course the guy made this game took the time from subnautica dude"}, {"start": 23599.52, "end": 23628.8, "text": " I think it's a wrong turn, that's cool."}, {"start": 23628.8, "end": 23637.8, "text": " my coins and set me free. That's a motherfucking bathroom. I gotta turn around."}, {"start": 23646.8, "end": 23654.8, "text": " Look at my sexy green shell. Ewww. Where's it, where's it gonna be?"}, {"start": 23658.8, "end": 23673.1, "text": " his name his names I love billionaires me too well we're dead Tony right now if"}, {"start": 23673.1, "end": 23677.8, "text": " this guy puts out my candle multi-pore in any stream just so you're aware"}, {"start": 23677.8, "end": 23682.6, "text": " I hope he doesn't catch me."}, {"start": 23682.6, "end": 23685.16, "text": " Come on the exit!"}, {"start": 23685.16, "end": 23688.0, "text": " No, this is the fucking basement, dude."}, {"start": 23688.0, "end": 23690.44, "text": " Oh, wait, maybe?"}, {"start": 23690.44, "end": 23691.44, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 23691.44, "end": 23696.16, "text": " Fuck you, bitch!"}, {"start": 23696.16, "end": 23703.719999999998, "text": " We didn't get much money."}, {"start": 23703.72, "end": 23712.72, "text": " get much money. I want to know what that stew does."}, {"start": 23712.72, "end": 23722.72, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 23722.72, "end": 23724.72, "text": " I'm in a room and I'll be on"}, {"start": 23724.72, "end": 23726.72, "text": " your"}, {"start": 23726.72, "end": 23730.72, "text": " thanks man"}, {"start": 23730.72, "end": 23734.72, "text": " , we got to get"}, {"start": 23734.72, "end": 23748.960000000003, "text": " Now that you've finished your ice training are you ready to defend your country against"}, {"start": 23748.960000000003, "end": 23751.960000000003, "text": " aliens?"}, {"start": 23751.960000000003, "end": 23760.280000000002, "text": " I guess you could say if it were a decision between ready or not."}, {"start": 23760.28, "end": 23783.02, "text": " could say that I'm ready. Or not. Or not. Yeah, I know there's a big splash screen at the"}, {"start": 23783.02, "end": 23786.86, "text": " beginning of the game that says you will not be making a patch for this game. However..."}, {"start": 23790.28, "end": 23799.3, "text": " mayhaps I can sell you on the kid punching bags right now it sounds bad"}, {"start": 23799.3, "end": 23804.399999999998, "text": " sounds bad all right well let's be clear"}, {"start": 23807.36, "end": 23813.699999999997, "text": " you might be like oh man punching kids this I cool at all which normally I"}, {"start": 23813.7, "end": 23822.18, "text": " I agree with but what if you could rob them for their tickets so that you could"}, {"start": 23822.18, "end": 23828.34, "text": " get the tickets without playing the carnival games"}, {"start": 23828.34, "end": 23842.46, "text": " I burned myself just so I could feel again."}, {"start": 23842.46, "end": 23848.18, "text": " I burned myself today."}, {"start": 23848.18, "end": 23851.260000000002, "text": " Get my Johnny Cash impression, by the way."}, {"start": 23851.260000000002, "end": 23855.18, "text": " Oh, snap!"}, {"start": 23855.18, "end": 23857.18, "text": " Eleven."}, {"start": 23857.18, "end": 23859.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23859.18, "end": 23862.18, "text": " Eleven X six."}, {"start": 23862.18, "end": 23874.18, "text": " Wait, there's gotta be a part two, though."}, {"start": 23874.18, "end": 23876.18, "text": " Find my pages!"}, {"start": 23876.18, "end": 23878.18, "text": " set me free"}, {"start": 23886.420000000002, "end": 23894.34, "text": " Is that as Baldi got an update of man that game's cool games cool not to talk about other games while I'm playing this game"}, {"start": 23899.18, "end": 23901.18, "text": " I know it's kind of rude"}, {"start": 23903.06, "end": 23905.06, "text": " Sorry, oh my"}, {"start": 23906.18, "end": 23916.18, "text": " Oh, we may as well go eat again."}, {"start": 23916.18, "end": 23923.18, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 23923.18, "end": 23945.94, "text": " Hmm, we could go eat again, or we could go in the basement right now and solve the puzzles"}, {"start": 23945.94, "end": 23946.94, "text": " who happens."}, {"start": 23946.94, "end": 23952.18, "text": " Let's solve the puzzle."}, {"start": 23952.18, "end": 23959.18, "text": " my puzzle and set me free."}, {"start": 23973.18, "end": 23978.18, "text": " Where the fuck is the puzzle? I hear it's my right, I think."}, {"start": 23978.18, "end": 23979.8, "text": " I went in a circle."}, {"start": 23979.8, "end": 23982.3, "text": " That's cool."}, {"start": 23982.3, "end": 23984.8, "text": " Because I'm just a stupid fucking asshole"}, {"start": 23984.8, "end": 23988.8, "text": " incapable of navigating almost complete fucking darkness."}, {"start": 23992.8, "end": 23995.06, "text": " It was right here."}, {"start": 23995.06, "end": 23997.16, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 23997.16, "end": 23999.16, "text": " Where's the other paper?"}, {"start": 24008.18, "end": 24016.54, "text": " Gotta find all three in one run. Did I not find that this run?"}, {"start": 24038.18, "end": 24055.94, "text": " He meant one go per manor entry ain't no fucking way I bet you I saw that there"}, {"start": 24055.94, "end": 24064.1, "text": " What's the name of the song by the way?"}, {"start": 24064.100000000002, "end": 24066.100000000002, "text": " spooky song 3.wav"}, {"start": 24066.100000000002, "end": 24095.58, "text": " I can't believe I beat that lowln ready or not man, I feel like I was so tremendously"}, {"start": 24095.58, "end": 24096.58, "text": " Unlucky."}, {"start": 24114.58, "end": 24117.58, "text": " Being able to shoot into the room changes the game for you? Yeah."}, {"start": 24117.58, "end": 24119.58, "text": " I wish I had tested that earlier."}, {"start": 24119.58, "end": 24120.58, "text": " Because..."}, {"start": 24120.58, "end": 24123.58, "text": " Definitely ran in there a couple of times and just fucking died."}, {"start": 24123.58, "end": 24128.58, "text": " There should have been the first thing I'd asked of him."}, {"start": 24128.58, "end": 24133.58, "text": " Oh, my character's hungry."}, {"start": 24143.58, "end": 24148.58, "text": " Have we to try with zero mid-rack? Yeah, we will."}, {"start": 24148.58, "end": 24156.38, "text": " I will say the sound of bottle playing very satisfying."}, {"start": 24156.38, "end": 24166.38, "text": " Nailed the bottle sound, dude."}, {"start": 24166.38, "end": 24189.58, "text": " Where's that breathing noise?"}, {"start": 24189.58, "end": 24191.58, "text": " No way it's 12."}, {"start": 24200.58, "end": 24202.58, "text": " They got her, it was 0."}, {"start": 24202.58, "end": 24225.260000000002, "text": " Get punching bag is DLC, by the way."}, {"start": 24225.260000000002, "end": 24250.7, "text": " other Tevin Chad man. Which one of you guys is the boss? Who gives the orders dude? What"}, {"start": 24250.7, "end": 24257.420000000002, "text": " is actually happening I'm brute forcing a three digit bus"}, {"start": 24263.9, "end": 24271.780000000002, "text": " you know you've already done these combinations right maybe"}, {"start": 24280.7, "end": 24290.7, "text": " I said, ain't no maybe."}, {"start": 24290.7, "end": 24305.34, "text": " Dude, what if you have to find the pages?"}, {"start": 24305.34, "end": 24308.86, "text": " What if that's the anti-bird force?"}, {"start": 24308.86, "end": 24310.86, "text": " You have to find the pages."}, {"start": 24325.66, "end": 24328.86, "text": " Dude shut up! Everyone in China was like, oh imagine that dude!"}, {"start": 24328.86, "end": 24331.86, "text": " You didn't know the answer to that question, motherfucker!"}, {"start": 24333.86, "end": 24335.86, "text": " Maybe there's just a submit code button."}, {"start": 24335.86, "end": 24342.86, "text": " Now, the thing that kind of gives it away is, you know, there's like, like spots for the pages and shit,"}, {"start": 24342.86, "end": 24345.86, "text": " which we didn't see the first time, because it left."}, {"start": 24350.86, "end": 24352.86, "text": " Well played the Jerma game."}, {"start": 24352.86, "end": 24358.86, "text": " No, I know the people who are saying that in chat, I know they're active in the game dev channel, Discord."}, {"start": 24358.86, "end": 24362.86, "text": " And I know they talked at ETK, and I know they probably talked about this game,"}, {"start": 24362.86, "end": 24365.86, "text": " They probably know the answer to the fucking question and they probably have played it!"}, {"start": 24365.86, "end": 24367.86, "text": " They probably fucking have! It's a conspiracy!"}, {"start": 24367.86, "end": 24368.86, "text": " Oh my god, dude."}, {"start": 24381.86, "end": 24382.86, "text": " This is how it ends."}, {"start": 24384.86, "end": 24387.86, "text": " Dead in the basement of some guy who did slavery."}, {"start": 24389.86, "end": 24391.86, "text": " Why is our character even trying to bury him?"}, {"start": 24392.86, "end": 24397.600000000002, "text": " He did slavery."}, {"start": 24397.600000000002, "end": 24400.34, "text": " Is the main character pro-slavery?"}, {"start": 24400.34, "end": 24402.34, "text": " Devon Chat?"}, {"start": 24402.34, "end": 24412.78, "text": " What Jesus would do?"}, {"start": 24412.78, "end": 24417.84, "text": " Now wrong, brother."}, {"start": 24417.84, "end": 24419.16, "text": " I'm wrong, brother man."}, {"start": 24419.16, "end": 24420.16, "text": " Thanks for tuning in."}, {"start": 24420.16, "end": 24421.16, "text": " Hey, brother man."}, {"start": 24421.16, "end": 24422.16, "text": " Much love."}, {"start": 24422.16, "end": 24428.48, "text": " Much love brother man. Mm-hmm. Yep. Sorry. That was my summon has been gold oppression. I made I made that's my OCS"}, {"start": 24428.48, "end": 24431.66, "text": " I made them into one person like he's really into weep and also like"}, {"start": 24433.76, "end": 24437.2, "text": " Calling ice on people of the they he sees at the grocery store"}, {"start": 24445.36, "end": 24447.36, "text": " Do not steal"}, {"start": 24452.16, "end": 24458.0, "text": " Great bib, brother man."}, {"start": 24458.0, "end": 24464.48, "text": " Summoned was gold."}, {"start": 24464.48, "end": 24470.64, "text": " From the Jeasants of Twitches, I make you pro-slavery."}, {"start": 24470.64, "end": 24473.2, "text": " Jeasants wasn't pro-slavery."}, {"start": 24473.2, "end": 24480.48, "text": " You're misinterpreting the bibble."}, {"start": 24480.48, "end": 24481.48, "text": " You sure?"}, {"start": 24481.48, "end": 24483.16, "text": " I've never read the Bible."}, {"start": 24483.16, "end": 24485.0, "text": " In fact, oh I'm dead."}, {"start": 24485.0, "end": 24486.0, "text": " All right, good."}, {"start": 24488.5, "end": 24491.0, "text": " Oh fuck!"}, {"start": 24491.0, "end": 24492.5, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 24498.28, "end": 24501.06, "text": " Quick, give me some advice on how to evade this guy."}, {"start": 24501.06, "end": 24502.56, "text": " Elder Roddy, these are some of them."}, {"start": 24507.98, "end": 24508.86, "text": " Run faster."}, {"start": 24508.86, "end": 24509.96, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24509.96, "end": 24514.48, "text": " If I can't run faster, what do you propose I do?"}, {"start": 24515.76, "end": 24516.96, "text": " Shit myself."}, {"start": 24520.239999999998, "end": 24522.48, "text": " Find my pages and set me free."}, {"start": 24525.559999999998, "end": 24526.559999999998, "text": " Flow walk."}, {"start": 24529.32, "end": 24530.12, "text": " This doesn't actually..."}, {"start": 24531.16, "end": 24532.16, "text": " Pause the game."}, {"start": 24532.16, "end": 24548.54, "text": " I'm trying to alter and play music."}, {"start": 24548.54, "end": 24549.54, "text": " It's the fucking basement!"}, {"start": 24549.54, "end": 24550.54, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 24550.54, "end": 24571.66, "text": " Hold up, I gotta rob this guy real quick."}, {"start": 24580.54, "end": 24586.52, "text": " All right, good ass stream"}, {"start": 24593.02, "end": 24600.420000000002, "text": " I'll try one more time next stream next stream that is my solemn promise. I'll see you guys month"}]}