What up fellas?
Greetings fellas.
Tis Gamer time.
And Jake Walk and Christian Vicks first 7.
Maybe Bell Dragon Darkhouse Viper makes for something like your itch.
I look above today, thanks the beef.
Bell God and Genuine Dapien on the land, thanks for subbing in Salmon Man, thanks for subbing
in Duvo and thanks for subbing.
said earlier he was gonna say some show like it's gamer time. It's gamer time.
Game on gamers.
What's the second game you'll be playing today?
of
Hmm, I'm only restarting because my door kick is broken.
Archbounds extra subit
Hmm
Can I pick my ass? I pick my nose
I don't think you should do either of those
In the back of the silk out there, just a little bit
on the building from here. Go building. Tron B and Blargis for 7.
Stay here. Stay calm.
RGV, they're coming for you.
Are you?
And if you are, send them with gun and ready for transport.
What is it, you use the shield?
Because if I use the shield, I can use the mirror gun.
Serious answer.
And the mirror gun, good.
I can do show like this boom well boom wait boom that's right two centimeters of reach
Benchman.
Suspect is down.
This green eh?
Ciora Maxx for 7th?
Mmmmm.
I got a big headache.
Big style.
I got some boys in there.
I'm here.
Carony, disarm my device.
We got this in control.
Who thawed an Xperia 7?
Thank you, who the fuck?
You're free now, buddy.
I'm just gonna get you.
I'm not gonna get you.
I'm not gonna get you.
I'm not gonna get you.
I'm not gonna get you.
I'm not gonna get you.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Go for it.
Rain booms, they should still.
Did you kick that or open?
They'll do it.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, relaxin' piano music.
Yes, it will.
They're two guys. Nope.
There's a Lexix for 7.
And modern a Momo Day for 7.
Madeira Momo. Sorry about that.
taking subs this runs over. No man this is the easy part level we're good. No one's ever
or died here. He fucking moved. I didn't see that guy. We were re-warmed up as far
No one's ever died there.
Ever.
You tried your dumb- Yeah, I tried.
I missed.
Several times, or maybe I didn't mess, you just didn't die.
Go slip their and fees on and rezone it for a shovel.
I need some twos to jack in I think boys.
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
To watch the watchers.
my ear itches! Stop!
I
Did yeah, I got bug in my ear. I'm trying to crawl into my brain
you
Right there I hear you've got a bug in your ear
Brother, may I inquire as to what sort of bug is in your ear?
to kill the device
I made this song. This might not be a good time to mention that.
Also I'm a vampire.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Still loaded.
Who's above reveal thyself terrors
new spot
What?
I don't get to ever kill the guy there.
I'm getting out of here, I'm taking you to the police!
This is protocol.
I don't think they can stay, they live or die.
It's a really cracking prep for you back.
Watch my back, disarm him.
The same thing now.
And the thing that caught. Something down on the line.
of
OOOOOOOH!
I don't know what's going on here, but I'm going to have to go back to my room.
I'm going to have to go back to my room.
I
Stay here
We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport
Don't turn amber or helpers specifically the Shroganov?
I thought I picked the classical music play-loos.
I don't think I've ever had that.
We're not alone.
Please, I need a doctor. Please.
We need to talk. We have one step back down.
Civilian, good to go for you back.
of
the
All of this will be done in a week.
If I could regret it again, and with it, the veil will fall.
The ritual begins.
and
I saw my health change when I tried to kick the door.
I didn't realize it hurt you.
Talk, we found something.
Laptop and a frequent diameter.
I'm just pressed.
I'm just pressed.
I'm not here for you.
I heard of the ram one.
Oh, now look.
Does it feel like damage?
Yeah, but wait, that is actually updated by HP
and it's telling me that I have more HP
I don't think I have my key card, by the way.
here. They said that we're here to save us. We have a civilian in our custody.
Wait, we actually have the four best cameras right now.
We have both sides of the top floor in the courtroom.
Well, I remember there were people in here
Wait, maybe I did activate my keycard
That's what I thought.
Oh, we gotta go activate our card.
Nice.
You ever killed someone in the shitter?
Yeah, but they're never pooping, they're standing.
I'm not quite sure where the rest of these guys went, man.
seemed like there was a time in the car room.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
Why'd I do that?
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here.
I'm going to stay at home.
of
I
Got a car
One suspect is down and alive.
The effect is down and alive.
of
the
death of
the
death of
I
Don't see him
Fuck you!
Engage it!
Contact!
You want some?
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
Why do you all up?
and
and
and
and
and
of
flash.
Is that the gun on the railing?
I know.
So I was flashing along on the assumption that that guy we saw over there was still over
there.
And I wanted to quickly get up and kill the guy that was right above me.
But who did I flash?
Did we flash the long guy?
I'm gonna see.
Okay, we're at 30 minutes? Damn!
Uh, sweet.
What?
Hmm?
Where did we flash?
Wait.
No one, but it said pained yell. That means flashbang successful.
What the hell?
It had to have been him, no?
You've had a pain yell on a corpse before
Try and find out where the grunt came from
who did that maybe the incapacity of the guy
I can react to be getting flashback
They can pep w
of
the
death
of
the
This is a test run.
So don't count it.
I don't fucking care about it, dude. Whatever. I guess my flashback just didn't fucking work, dude. Or it worked on the corpse. Whatever.
I don't care. 50 Goblins is up...
What?
So testing, no, no, no.
No.
I'm gonna leave the CCTV unattended.
Surprise them, cut the feet.
Calling live feet.
Just give us a lay out advantage.
Get on the SRS looking for more Royal Titans.
I already got what I needed from there though.
I got the scroll.
And the staff.
They carry me, I can't do switches. Are you un-mobile?
No you're good shit.
You'll get better.
This guy keep trying.
Me and a buddy went 500kc dry there, no uniques.
That's actually so fucking unlucky.
This game's 50% off, is it worth buying solo?
It's a really fun game you don't play like this.
It's fun both ways.
I just need to react it.
Faster.
They would no left this on if they didn't want to
Dr. Room and just robberies.
They're no longer hiding, but watching us.
Is that a bad time to tell you guys that I made this song?
I don't want to yell at her yet.
3, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
1, slap the ball, 6, 1, 7
No, you don't
There are three guys in here.
I'm not sure what to do.
Look at the flash.
We've got to get suspect here.
Elevator. Suspect killed.
Keep your hands behind your back.
They have walls.
The rules don't apply though, fellas.
Can't you flashbang that room?
Um.
If I done it right, you don't have to flush me, never.
You know who made this song?
Hey!
of
I know that bitch was trapped!
No one.
I'm gonna have to run.
We listen to Blade?
How about Symphony 7 and A Major OP 92?
There, blade.
I don't know if I wedged that main door.
of
the
of
the
All the stuff they were saying, they just mumbled all in all.
We have a civilian in custody and ready for transport.
Me, I did.
What?
Excuse me.
the
the
the
the
the
the
It ain't no damn way.
We need to talk. Civilian custody and security.
I should have just flashed him.
I didn't want to flash him, but I should have.
Dude.
Is there a guard listening?
Or a chance?
Yes, below.
B____.
I'll be right back.
What's up?
I'm placing blocks in shit cause I'm in fuckin' mine cramps.
I am placing blocks and shit cause I'm in fucking Minecraft.
Oh my God!
Is that fucking fear?
Because I'm fucking fear!
I am built and sick, built and sick,
I am built and sick,
I can fucking stick
Yes and yeah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah
You
Hello, Gav.
Basically, thanks for 7th.
Make them stop adding me.
This is your fault, not mine.
Stop bullying that chatter.
He's a good boy.
That's the back holding up. Doesn't hurt yet. I got a headache though. Big time.
How's the back holding up doesn't hurt yet my I got a headache though big time
Drink water yeah
I already took, I already took Madison.
I flashed myself.
You're worth a lot before we do.
Which bank killer?
I think it's Cedron.
I forget.
Honestly.
Oh no, it was Tylenol.
I lean on
Autism speedrun.
I mean we already got the uh...
Already been doing 600 attempts so...
Dude, fuck this, fuck the pussy lean man.
This is a sod.
2016 ambiance holy fuck
I didn't leave the CCTVs unattended surprise. I haven't cut the feed to watch the watchers
Hmm
here
now walked in giggling a chat
You guys tell good jokes sometimes, I'll give it up.
We know you steal them all the time, I credit chat jokes.
I
of
the
death
of
of
That's crazy there was four guys in there. That's crazy because there's that guy and then there's a guy in the left.
Unfortunate.
Do you like the pictures of it?
I
Beal-Beal-Beal-Beal-Beal
of
the
Here, thanks for selling it.
of
the
of
the
Dark thanks for six seven sorry seven six
This is a cock.
It's a human standing by for traitors.
We've got a dead suspect here.
Did I hit him?
I feel like I got locked around that mother fucker's head.
3-0-6-4-7
Thanks for selling it.
Why would they leave their CCTVs unattended?
I'm surprised they haven't cut the feed.
Cameras are still active.
We were likely being watched upon entry.
Oh my, alright, dang it!
This is crew call.
I do nothing!
And the human heart, we have to build them in our custody.
We're going to get you out of here.
Thank you, Jesus!
Now you can talk. So then you could go back.
Disarm him!
I'll do it.
Stop. Settle down to the sea, report them traitors.
and
I'm going to get out of there.
Come out and get down.
No more.
Stay put.
This is going to make a hell of a story.
Entering the clock.
civilian is in custody, requesting escort
motherfucker
Please give me that creeps.
Suspect down. Trapped in flames.
He's deviating from the same eight songs after yesterday's feedback.
We've been playing this game since, er, the song in the rotation since the beginning though.
This is song 8.
I
Hi
I'm on the ground, I'm not in movement!
Stay calm.
The mayor, I think...
I need to be locked to the understanding by the traitors.
Damn.
Braille was taking me for a second.
Hello.
Song name is Insidious Joe.
Oh no.
That's so fucking crazy, man. This guy empties this entire fucking clip.
Last two bullets in the head.
Casting the Geithics or something.
That's what I would have done, peek right into gunfire.
It was good cover, man.
Why would he hold the trigger down?
If you can't see, it's a dead end.
I'll be back in a few minutes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Maybe wait till they clear their mag.
Sorry, I mean my full body was behind that wall for as long as he was holding that club down and he still held it down.
Kind of assumed he would stop shooting at some point.
Fuck!
Leave the car.
Set it back in custody.
Wait on the stairs!
You'll be staying up to get yourself...
Yeah, tell it to the judge
Wait I'm judge
of
them like that
Watch my back, disarming.
I
Actual cover
Stay here. Stay calm.
Reporter, don't shoot!
Leave the truck. It's a very good to go for your part.
How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?
I'm not a prisoner, you're a witness to truth unfolding.
Police, get out of there!
Here's your class ups. Thank you.
of
death
of
death
of
death
I'm not sure if I'm going to get
the
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
of
the
that
What the hell did you get?
Hmm.
Any bad guys in here?
Hugh, thanks for 7.
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
I can see through Chaturino when someone redeems the emo modifications now.
I don't know if I could see that before.
They don't get big, yeah I know.
I don't even think I saw the message in which the emo was posted.
the back that it was made bigger.
Where, where did I yell?
What is in the bathroom
He got back up
I'm looking at a guy posting in German and chat and a guy who's using slacks me to like
copy other people's messages.
Both of you guys need to fucking stop right now.
Please stop.
Stop.
Please.
Please.
Why are you getting distracted by that shit?
It's pissing me off!
I don't know why, man!
of
the
of
the
of
the
What makes them do this, bro?
Well, let's just kill this guy, I suppose.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I'm not a quarter of it.
I'm not a quarter of it.
I'm not going to get out there.
I can do it, okay?
You need to take your health.
We're actually gonna heal from that
There's no fucking way.
I need to call you dude.
Need to call you in to talk.
Just a stab, dude.
Downward dab.
Wait, no, not me!
You're a...
...dear...
...shame.
Don't kill me!
Don't kill me!
Don't kill me!
Don't kill me!
Don't kill me!
And you dare, dare, shake him.
They told you, we were monsters.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Leave the car.
Start back to the feast.
This is cool.
Oh, look at that!
It's being restrained and ready for transport.
Their people still in the building!
of
four star box
of
the
death
of
the black explosive one.
They said they were here to save us, Eleanor Thug, so they'll be standing by the chambers.
of
Don't shoot!
We've got this under control.
This is bullshit!
Leave the clock. It's not even gonna go for me back.
Hope you're proud of the work you do.
of
We're not here for you please tell me the mayor is okay
Okay, let's bring Captain Prep for you back.
Checking in.
of
the
Oh
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it, but it's a good idea to do it in a way that
of
I'm not going to let you go.
These guys are just one of your folks.
Move over there.
Can you at least get my reporter from the pocket?
Move there.
Can you take these off?
Over here. It's a building that can break the trailers.
We need to be quick here.
I think they jammed the elevators.
What the hell are you doing?
Screw this. They just scared the hell out of me.
We should try to stay with them.
Who the hell are we?
We have one dead suspect here.
of
We have one suspect down here.
We've got a suspect here.
We've got to get stuff back to here.
Where the f**k is my wedge?
Shut me down alive!
All the way to the bottom!
Move there! Don't get up!
I don't see anyone how is that boss I don't see anyone
I mean, except for that guy.
This is behind this pillar.
We're going to go into this door and we're going to use that pillar for cover and then
throw a nade over there to see what happens.
I don't know how many people are out.
I'm assuming you know who these guys are, doesn't mean you can't be someone smaller than her.
Where was the bomb?
I have to assume there's a guy behind that biller and I have to assume there's a guy
in the back room.
There's nothing else I can do.
I just have to go.
Over the floor, I even knew what was happening.
Sighted.
Oh my god.
of
the
We got one fatality. Something.
Insane.
I don't know where the last civilian is.
Don't die to a trap now.
I don't think there's any traps left.
Hi-y-y-y!
Oh, yeah!
Bathroom?
Oh, is there one in the middle here?
We're one bullet from death as well.
This got much easier when I found out that you can shoot them in there and the guy won't blow the bomb up and touch the doors.
He's in the bomb room?
I think I cut that guy.
Aversaille, they're stripping 10 subs.
And Pete, put tricks, they're stripping 100 subs, very unnecessary, but thank you very
much.
Best Roppel in Smash Core, that you both are getting 5 subs, and everyone else who subscribed,
everyone else who threw money at me if we're overcoming my greatest tribulation,
thank you very much.
James X for 10?
Yeah, no clue where this dude is.
Who the hell are these guys?
They're... they're way too close.
Get down! I want to see hands!
Police! Down the ground!
We'll be getting the invoice for 669 clicks.
Invoice me, bro.
I can't believe this is happening.
Hands on your head, now!
Down to the ground, move!
So much wasted time looking for those last teeth.
I thought they're supposed to run to you.
Hands up! I hope you're having down to keep your hand clean!
Police! Get down! Put your hands up!
He's nowhere where you just defused the bomb.
I'm pretty sure that guy's handcuffed.
But we'll check.
down on your god damn knees now. Just believe it'll make sense.
need to be careful not to blow up.
what a fucking tragedy man. so much wasted time looking for this piece of shit.
Get your hands up!
Police! Get your hands up!
Is the back room in the core room? Yeah, I checked it.
Eggman, they've been tempting you very much.
Just restart.
I don't think this particular attempt was even all that lucky.
Sometimes we get lucky, right?
the time we kill the eight guys in this hallway right here using the perfect
stair cover like she'll like that.
You didn't check the back room in the courtroom there's another door there. Oh
is there buddy?
That floor right before the final room, the one that has the gas and some dude has his
hands up.
They both have gas.
I mean, surely this is disarmed, right?
I'm gonna check down here real quick.
I killed your friends!
You cuffed Sideroom guy 100%? I cuffed the guy on the left, yeah.
Yeah, if I'm at the end of a mission, they're supposed to kind of like teleport to you a
little bit.
Get in the ground, now!
Get down on your knees, hands up!
Hands on your head, move!
Hands on your head!
Get on the ground now!
Let me see those hands!
Hands up!
Hands up!
Put your fucking hands up!
Get down, I want to see hands!
Police!
Down on the ground!
Hands on your head!
Now!
You didn't report the enemy in the bathroom?
Really?
There she is boys.
Kept you waiting, huh?
We need to be quick here, has anyone seen Leona?
You gotta be careful! Those guys there! There's something else!
you
you
you
you
you
I
What now we're gonna watch the replay bitch
Yes sir! We're gonna speed up. Don't worry.
Okay.
Why can't I walk onto you?
Boss, I think very much
Oh
Well, I want to piss I want to piss get some coffee before we do this before I break it down for you. Okay
Give me a moment
Yes, me Lord
You
you
you
you
you
you
you
What a thrill with darkness and silence through the night, what a thrill, I'm searching and
And I'll melt into you
What a fear in my heart
But you're so supreme
I give my life
Not for honor
But for you
In my time, there'll be no one else.
Crime, it's the way I fly to you.
I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater.
Someday you go through the rain,
and someday you'll feed on a tree frog.
It's ordeal the trial to survive for the day we see new light.
I get my life not for honor but for you.
In my time, there'll be no one else.
Crime, it's the way I fly to you.
I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater.
I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater.
You
Mason, thank you very much
I'm not sure.
Mama Mia, dude.
This is, this is good.
Isn't it?
It's shut up.
Yes.
0.1% of players have this achievement.
Stay down and turn around. Look away. Don't move. It seems high
Fuck lead to talk suspecting custody
Move there don't get up
of
the
death
of
of
the
death of
death of
death of
death of
death of
death of
ah, we have one dead suspect here.
watch my back, disarming.
WAAAH!
AAAAAHHH!
AAAAAHHH!
Frumpy! Do it now!
I'm back!
Ah!
I'm back!
Ah!
Moving in.
of
the
death
of
death
of
You hear me kick in the door?
You're not a prisoner.
You're a witness to truth unfolding.
Police! Get out of there!
Stay calm.
We have a civilian in custody and ready to transport.
.
.
.
I heard something.
Who's that?
Ah, shit. Here we go again.
Sailing now.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
8.
9.
10.
10.
10.
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Oh, you gotta be sendin' me!
Oh, we got me!
We got me.
I'm going to get stuck back here.
Securing the device.
bugged out
Well, I am I
What the fuck are you doing?
Stop that killed.
Everything's dark. Suspect killed.
Stop the fucker!
FAMO!
the
suspect killed
oh my god wait wait wait that guy almost killed me
I didn't even see him.
Think of that lucky wig of luck here.
I
Swapping bag
You
You're not a prisoner, you're a witness to truth blindfolded...
FALLING OUT!
You need to get out there. I can do it, okay?
You must take your cover for safety.
Leave the talk. We've got a dead suspect here.
I can talk to the police. They'll listen.
The world you know was a green built-on lie.
Talk! Suspect down!
We have a dead suspect here.
Bring him here.
You have to see it first.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
fan.
Thank you, Chatter.
Oh
Leave the talk. Suspect is deceased.
This is protocol.
Oh, look at that! Police brutality!
It's now restrained and ready for transport.
People fell in the building.
I can have an individual in custody.
I
I
I'm doing what you said stay here they said they were here to save us
Element of talk. Civilian standing by for trailers.
What?
Securing the trap.
I don't deserve this.
It's on the trap.
That's it. Those two.
It's under control.
That's a bullshit!
Lead the talk. Civilian good to go for evac.
Hope you're proud of the work you do!
I
It's on me.
Is there a shortcut for zooming in, as we went down?
See!
Come out and get down!
I
Checking in, don't move.
I can both bring to the network anything you need.
These guys aren't just regular thugs.
No one's coming to save you this time.
coming to save you this time you don't need me I'm just a journalist son of a bitch
What is blood shooting at?
Idiots left me for dead.
Interesting stuff.
It's not such a beating, but unconscious.
There's a kill coming up that is probably my...
It's my favorite kill.
It's my favorite kill.
Move toward me.
Move over here.
The hell is going on?
Move and stay there.
Falling back!
Move over there.
Move over there.
Move there.
Element to talk. The building is cut in ready for trailers.
I
You
Element to talk
Civilian captain ready for trailers
I
Did I see this guy
There it is. There he fucking is. There he is, dude. It's the fucking point man, dude.
No fucking way, man.
Hey kid, why don't you take a break?
How about five
I
Okay
You
Who's that?
We need to be quick here.
Has anyone seen Leona?
I think they jammed the elevators.
I don't know if you can replay from first person. I don't know how to do that.
Change camera mode. There's just two. Orbit and free.
I'ma throw up
BLEH
Oh my god, wait, no, that's a good one to hang on.
Watch this.
look at this shot dude we fucking got his ass man
Two bullets!
Shit!
What the fuck?
He almost gets us here by the way.
This takes us to one HP.
Well fuck is he wait
I don't know what any of this is.
Reign here. Got nothing.
I
Notice how that doesn't flash him, by the way, and I'm still not fully sure if someone
there's right there because he's teleporting
Normal speed by the way.
Some of that.
Oh
There he went so far back
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way.
I
I'm not sure what's going on here, but I'm going to have to go back to the base.
I'm going to have to go back to the base, but I'm going to have to go back to the base.
Ha, ha, ha.
We're just news.
Tell me the top.
We're just news.
Tell me the top.
We're just news!
Insane gameplay!
Dude, his legs got hurt after this shit, man.
We all have been again.
We don't kneel.
No! Just make down alive!
No!
Elevators are down!
Sit there! Don't get up!
enough cryptid
Civilian is in custody, requesting escort.
Suspect killed.
Suspect killed.
How long did I take it home?
Oh, look at the color.
I even knew it was a color.
Sighted.
Oh, no!
Swag.
We're about to hit him with the spoinkie, dude.
their nade?
This is the final nade.
And then he realized.
It was over.
I'll stop what's in motion.
Hands up!
Drop your knee!
He didn't have to hit him like that.
We don't feel it.
You
Leave the talk
Suspects a curious
Where's the fucking bomb on him, dude?
This guy's a bomb on him.
not anymore
Rest now, Point Man.
You were hurt from greatness.
You're running out of time, we got one big talent, it's just that...
I don't even find what you're looking for, I'm just trying to figure it out.
Police! Hands off!
It keeps freezing!
get up
up
wait hold up
guys. Slow down! Slow down!
Police down on the ground!
Who the hell are these guys?
Hold up.
Dude.
Dude.
They're, they're like ghosts.
Get down, I want to see hands.
Police, down in the ground!
Hands on your head, down in the ground, move!
It truly is over.
It truly is over, dude.
Hands up! Do it now!
Is my camera still good?
Hands up above your head!
Hands up!
Police! Get down!
Hands up now!
Get down on your knees!
Get down! Hands up!
Hands up! Police! Hands up!
Hands up now!
Drop to your knees!
hands up down on your knees get down I want to see
hands at least down on the ground hands on your head now
Toyman fighting ghosts. They're already dead, Toyman.
They're already fucking dead, man.
Finally, your vigil ends.
The horrendous loop you've been stuck in.
Hands up! Above your head!
With this woman.
Hands.
How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here now?
You
Wait
Wait!
Whoa, journalist!
Your career is done!
Keep your hands behind your back.
And with that, it was done.
I don't know what to do with it.
Thousands of men killed.
Experiencing death 600 plus times only to wake up in the same SWAT van.
Complete with all of your memories. Completely alone.
Hey! These are too tight!
Oh
Oh
You be
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Venter Bob, thanks for God's help.
Do we know what happened after he took her?
What did Point Man do, Epilogue?
Oh, the PTSD blues brains out.
Jesus is a friend of mine Jesus is a friend of mine Jesus is a friend of mine
You gonna watch the endings? What endings? What are you talking about?
There's like three endings.
A guard would have to pull them up.
Jesus is up in the mud.
Oh, I'm going to talk to the score, that game was so good man, it actually is.
I wouldn't have tried so many times if I didn't think it was good.
RDB, they're searching 10 subs.
So was your favorite definitely the last one.
Watch a speed run please.
Oh.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
I was going to watch a speed run and I'd want to watch like a 100% one.
We really going to give up on this shit today?
I don't know man, depends on how I was feeling pretty defeated today, I'm not going to lie
man.
I'm from Scatlands World and I'm in a fantasy.
the FMV slot do you guys think there's just like an unlimited amount of FMV games
Are you dumb
There ain't
That's on the Trump dinner tonight seems like a big question
Seems like I won't answer that question
I'll see you in the next video.
What are we play dude I didn't I didn't think I was gonna win. I'm gonna be honest
Xenonauts2? Never heard of it.
Oh, Disco Elysium? Wow, that's a good idea. Idiot. Sorry.
Beat the game to see a hot lady.
Only a dollar.
Wow, so that's a bargain
Was I nervous that last run?
Honestly, no. No.
I was not nervous when I'm lying to bed to get it all up what's in my head and I
little peculiar. Do I think I deserve the god gamer title after this performance? Um, no,
no. I didn't I wasn't I straight up was not playing the game until the last level when
I played about myself and I literally had to learn how to play the game I literally was
not playing the game.
Oh my god, did it try?
Sorry, I'm looking at game trailer.
Dude, she plays Bannerlord.
Watch the speed run.
Does a guard have the speed run?
keep it inside learn how to hide Jopee legs turns on harder all like an hour I'm kind of sad I feel
like we could have got like maybe like 68 minutes if we didn't have to run around like what time
When did we actually arrest that guy?
Retry it?
Am I permanently ignored after the bit?
Unignored brother.
Your dedication mirrors my own.
desire how long is it DTK
Hmm
Ooh cool shirt
Is he just running to the end
He's very quiet why is the brightness so high probably to help him see
Oh
What difficulties this he sounds defeated yeah, cuz it's just random
Where he's gonna compass how is like a different oh he's playing he's playing a fucking console
the
the
the
the
who hasn't finished the man I related to?
I know how
I've seen the luckiest I think I've ever been in any game
It's not casual
Please don't shoot me in the back
I'm pleased to be unlocked one of my goggles
So
You couldn't find any on hard?
Yeah
So he- he did the- the innate for someone, right?
scurly and should the guy pull the building up
you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do
it's not sound happy
I think that guy got like a, the world record, you know, casual,
any percent or whatever it's kind of like speed runners never are.
Dude, like, if you do something that many times over and over again,
and like it literally that particular route probably hinges like very heavily
on whether or not an enemy spawns in his path, you know what I mean?
So it's literally just random.
It's just random. That kind of speedrun is random. It's like Minecraft speedrunning,
but like,
honestly, probably not as fucked up as Minecraft speedrunning.
Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me.
Minecraft's more fun.
Yeah, but it's still random.
what now hold on I asked someone a question
uh play road to Empress FMV I don't like the fucking
I don't even know what genre of FMV to call them, but like the romance FMVs dude
There's no novelty in that for me
Replay folder size I don't even know where they would be really am I think I think this game I
I
Always like terror son and like rainbow six and like rogue spear
And I got what was a rainbow six Vegas?
I'm always I never I never played SWAT force. I don't know
But like that's what I played when I was a kid a
lot
Was a god I surrender you remember that one level in
For those of you who did play a rogues spear
Remember the plane level where you go on the plane dude. Yes, remember that shit dude
Remember the fucking the big-ass plane level dude. Oh my god in the first level on rainbow six
Oh, fuck!
Oh, man. Local data, ready or not saved.
Let's see. Let's see how big are replay folders.
You're a cow, but no.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Saved demos.
Let's see.
So I think they record demos the same way that.
Do doesn't do.
Okay, so.
A little, little nerd.
Showed.
I don't know.
little nerd ship, but the way that you record demos in DOOM, or the way that they made it
so that you were the method that it makes the replays is it records all of your inputs,
and then replays your inputs through the game. So it's not like a actual recording. It's like
What's a good comparison to that?
I think this game does the same thing because the replays are very small.
I have hundreds of them.
I have hundreds of them.
Let's see how big the folder is.
It's like literally kilobytes.
It's only 9 gigabytes for hundreds of replays.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
How to electric have a new.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
I'm thinking about playing a game that a viewer of mine made and he's been
Nudging me to play for a long time and I told him I would do it, but I forgot to do it
Although he made it for German not for me bitch
But I'll do it because I like you
Is our guard here. Oh wait, let me finish my my writer not that's him
Um, yes below I
Was engineered to like this or I'm reading it. Um, I
Don't know the game is very satisfying to play and that's honestly the main reason why I tried so many times to beat it
The way that I wanted to beat it
You could you could say
That it's a little silly on hard at least
The way that you point man, right
Because there's two ways you're gonna play if you're playing hard one you're playing with your friend or three ways
Sorry, you know one. It's a friend-slop game. You got four other friends
you're running in, everyone's dying randomly.
Like no one is like truly coordinated or whatever.
Two, you're playing alone, but with bots.
And then, you know, your bots are basically
auto aiming neat shields, you know?
They will win most of the time, right?
And you kind of back them up.
Or three, actually I guess four ways.
Three, you play with bots, but you're having them,
you're the point man in that situation
and you are playing the game.
And there you're back up, right or four you play solo without bots you are the point man you do everything
On hard
The only way you can do that effectively is by crouching and leaning, right?
Or like a flash launcher plus like a deagle, right?
And it's basically if you crouch and then you lean at the apex of your directional lean or whatever
You can see the enemy, but they will not react to you
you. That's probably deliberate. I don't know what the solution to the hard gameplay is.
If it's not deliberate. Because you can't beat those guys in a you cannot react fast
enough consistently to get through an entire level. If you are just running into a room
trying to shoot the enemy faster than they're shooting you because you will eventually just
get worn down and murdered you guys saw I was using steel full body armor and I
was still dying in two to three hits sometimes right less than 50 ms reaction
time is actually in the human you would have to have the most tweaked out on
Vivan slash Adderall like CS player in like his early 20s to be able to like maybe do that maybe do that
Less than 100 ms start on an Olympic races considered a false start that's crazy
So, in short, if you like, even though that is the case, even though that is the case,
it was still fun to clear the rooms and it was still fun to react to the enemies moving
around and not being able to use the lean trick or whatever to kill them.
It was fun to get used to using cover like appropriate cover, not just doors and whatnot,
but like, you know, like the marble walls and shit or the metal detector.
It was the IR laser traps make it one out of 10.
The last level is dog shit.
Okay.
So if you're talking about the, the hallway lasers that like alert them, the way that
the opt one of the optimal ways that you can play is tripping those deliberately
to funnel enemies into you. Which is the only other safe way to kill enemies on hard is to
get them locked in the breach animation. And I'm pretty sure, and I could be wrong, I'm
pretty sure they do not breach on any other level except for that one. Because the lore
It's supposed to be that like it's like ex military ex CIA or whatever in the universe CIA shit
Like they're they're militarily trained
So they're using the same tactics that you have been using with your team in order to
hit you or whatever the the upside for the the hard gamer is
It's a very long animation and you can usually execute them when they're doing it
The downside is that if it's more than one person breaching,
only I'm pretty confident only one of them
gets stuck in the animation.
So you still have to be careful when you're executing them
as they're doing it.
Because the other, like the other guy
or the other two guys who are behind the guy
actually breaching, they are 50 MS reaction time
ready to gun you down if you show yourself.
If you press F on the detonator at the end,
when you arrest the guy, you blow up the building.
Really?
So as judge imagining everything at the end, I don't know so the way that I played I'm pretty sure because it's multiplayer
I don't get like an ending or whatever. I don't know
But basically what I gathered is you know, they were trying to recruit our main character to their secret
And someone called it Fight Club, Fight Club organization or whatever.
Uh, you didn't use the mirror gun until this challenge, which was my biggest gripe.
So that's the thing though.
I didn't use the mirror gun because I didn't have to because I put them on my guys and
I was having them mirror gun and then I was having them disarm the traps and then I was having them breach
And I was behind them every time right?
And
Then that's my whole point going back to is a for this particular challenge
I had to actually learn how to play the game on the hardest fucking level in the game, dude
For from almost from zero dude
The story alludes to Judge being their inside guy, which is why you can choose to blow up the building.
The loop of door one to get 80% of data in the next room to try to solve the puzzle.
It's been going there and seemed pretty satisfying to be it.
It was.
I was actually thinking that on the last run, the game is a lot like a puzzle game almost.
Like little mini puzzles.
Every room little mini puzzle.
Um, which is, it might also explain why I'm not very good at it.
That said, I feel like now I am good at this game just by virtue of having played so much
Or to be a little humble, maybe I am only good at the last level.
Um.
I don't know.
If it feels, I feel like, you know, that feeling you
have whenever you like learn how to do something and you like you do it and it just becomes second nature
or whatever that's what that's what it ended up feeling like uh do i think i'm one of the best
players in the world at this game no am i the zero point one percent yes yes uh very good game
i think it depending on what literally you can play it however you want
uh... it is the the best terrorist hunting i've done in a long time
uh... you can play as friends slot you can play it as solo slop
or you can play it as a ball twistingly difficult slop if that's your if that's
your deal dude
uh...
fantastic game
uh... i wonder i wonder what other games
These guys have made none.
Boyd Interactive.
Uh, parting notes because I, I, I liked this game, separate volume slider for talk.
And there was one other thing that kind of annoyed me in.
I'm trying to think of what it might be.
Oh, a way to skip the score screen.
Why not skip it?
Just like conclude it.
Did you like the weapon variety?
It was OK.
I think the weapon variety, for the most part,
kind of arrives as sound.
The made the primary difference, I mean, apart from the different weapon types,
it's how the weapon sounds, which is satisfying.
For example, the gun we were using
sounded amazing without a suppressor.
And that's why I used it is because it sounded like a fucking cannon
every time I shot it. And it was cool.
Um.
The suppressor, as far as I'm aware, I could be wrong.
Having a suppressed gun did not make a single fucking difference at all.
Walking, that's another thing. Walking and crouch walking did not seem to make a difference on hard difficulty on the last alone of the same way everywhere else in the game.
Did not seem to make a difference in regards to how the enemies were reacting and when they would respond or if they randomly decided to respond.
The number of times I crouch walked, literally holding shift while crouching, crouch walked up to a door only to have the person behind the door without stepping on glass.
Nothing. Just to have the enemy on the other side of the door kick the door open and begin shooting me.
And they have, in theory, no intel on where my character is.
Yeah, suppressor makes it take twice as many shots before the enemies gets pissed off and alerted. Okay.
Um
Then then reacts is running around and slamming shit. Yeah, so I think if they see a door get kicked open
They react, but if they're in the next room, but they're really still really close and you kick the door open
They won't react to it
If you open a door in front of them sometimes they react
Yeah, I have had them react before a lot of the time they do not fucking react
They will stand there even though the door swings open at full speed in front of them
Um, should they react to that?
I don't know.
Uh, huh.
It was satisfying to figure out the way that the, the bots behave.
Do I feel like I have a 100% mastery over, you know, what determines whether
or not they're going to become a, a weird, uh, slide drifting cryptid or not?
No.
Um, still fun though.
Very good.
Eight, eight, eight point seven out of 10.
I got a P and then we're going to play this, this chatters game.
I'll be right back.
Yes, my lord.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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You
Eat fellas
8.7 is criminal you play this game for a month minimum nine territory
All right 8.8
I didn't realize I had my
Music playing
I've never heard this song.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
First humine.
The new craft.
The new craft.
First humine.
Then you craft
So I don't know anything about this game. It was made by DTK and chat. He's been asking me to play it for a while now
I told him one day I would
Love playing viewer games
This one's published on steam good job chatter
you've not been annoying it's fine
um yeah
let's let's friggin do it but the next game you make has to be for me
and not german 985
that is the contract
You
The candle.
Which I have to turn down.
That's a long resolution!
Yeah, you know, DTG has done Moon Jam games, yeah.
To be fair, we're winning in the games made for the streamer department.
Looking extra greasy today.
I want to listen to the song for a second.
Oh gosh!
Yippee!
Oh, I see.
I see. I see.
You think that's hard? I could do that easy, Wim.
Let's see.
Oh, fuck.
Holy moly!
I need to go play with Mommy!
Shup the hell up!
I clicked that. Bullshub.
bullshit. Anyone, anyone, anyone other than with a red, red coins? I'm out of money.
bumper cars. Oh, man!
A lot of freaking coins!
To rob these kids.
Shortly there's some money laying around.
Why'd it stop well we're a fucking loser
Candle required to enter what if we just leave
I don't want to go to the scary house
Is this the candle?
Now, I understand that my prison form may be really shocking to you, but please, relax your senses and allow me to tell you my tale.
In life, I was the master of the sisters.
It's him!
I came from a long line of tradesmen, hailing from across the Atlantic.
My father left me with media assets, which I, after discovering alternative business strategies,
was able to forge into a booming enterprise.
But, as I grew in wealth and influence, my state's staff threw me with jealousy and conspiracy.
Influenced by my cunning steward, they plotted against me in secret.
Money
Please, stranger, I beg of you. Enter the man and grant me a proper burial. Take me on your expedition, and upon fulfilling my request, my fortune will be yours.
But please, take care in my deliverance.
His flame holds the essence of my soul.
If the flame is lost, so shall I be,
Wandering the hall to the manner and aimless, mindless perpetuity.
We'll be cased, but be careful.
You've got my thanks. Eat again.
I visited it before you
venture forth much further I must explain this to you before you can enter the
crypt which holds my rotting corpse you must first search for the lock combination
my servants used to seal me away I imagine you won't be able to find the
The whole thing at once, the blasted scheme has probably scattered its parts all over the place.
I beat you, the best of luck.
Mama?
Is that like hurting me?
It makes it a little bit brighter when I'm right click.
I think I'm getting coins.
I'm coining right now.
Dude, I'm going to be able to play so many freaking carnival games.
Moly moly.
My candle is dying quick, bros.
I wonder how many...
It sounds like I'm getting multiple coins, but why should it just be like one coin?
Wait.
Hmm.
We can run.
It sounds like the candle is...
I think we killed it.
I think we killed him.
Dude my monitor is so dirty I saw in the darkness what looked like a figure but it was literally
just dirt how scary dirt I mean spent whatever the fuck is on my monitor but
what the fuck do I do without a candle
I don't think I should restart.
Okay, spacebar brings that menu up.
Kill me.
kill me
kill me
am I vulnerable?
I think I'm invulnerable.
You're chasing it?
I was trying to get it to kill me!
Your candle burns!
There will be no patch.
was a patch there.
Oooh the game shut down.
Wow.
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Specifically made to match what Jerma described in a stream.
So he described a maid monster with 12 legs that scream in the candle.
How do I find out how much money I have?
the first to pop your balloon and win.
Yes I can.
but how many watches the meter boxes back and forth click to set the angle
a power. Try to land a frog on a whirlpool.
Yeah!
Oh.
Hmm, I bet right here.
Okay.
Oh, I see.
That one sucks.
which is the meter-round-so-very-fourth thickness of the power.
And he was covered in bandages.
See how he really felt was beyond word.
And every time, it seemed like that we could just keep going.
That's the point, which is the worst.
One day, I know.
I'll forget it.
What the- what about all the coins are gone?
You died?
Maybe there's a way to get out.
No way I have to watch the whole thing get out.
Before you venture forth much further, I must explain this to you.
Before you can enter the crypt which holds my rotting corpse,
you must first search for the locked combination my servants used to seal you away.
I'm Slenderman. I'm Slenderman.
Collect my pages and send me free.
Deplasted schemers probably scatters all over the place.
Collect my pages!
I'll beat you, disaster flux.
I'm slender, tubby!
You can extend the candle's lifespan if you hold it right click and press F.
I made it, I made it, okay, now what?
How much money do we have, 30?
There's zero coins, and many tickets.
Oh wait, we can go in here, man.
Bam, bam, bam, bam.
I
For yourself
I'm here for myself for having some fun sometime bozo
All day play snack pass.
Oh, we can use our tickets.
Grotto beasts.
That's Ampliq.
How about some candy?
Does that make- it's making me move faster.
Hmm. That's dog food. Or jumble iron.
Butterpass prizes can be bought with tickets.
Butterpass prize is going to be bought sequentially.
This means you have to buy the previous chair to unlock the next apple
This is the red one the red ones are coolest because it's like blood
How the fuck do we realign our candle boys?
What? Where'd my money go? Wait, I bought something.
If there's a way to blow it out, surely there's a way to relive it.
Right, fellows?
Is there like a are we gonna get candy every time bro, I'm fucking suited
This guy's got a lighter I guarantee it
we're gambling I'll play always on the 16 boys
I'll play it.
Uh...
Dude.
Aaaaaah!
Oh my god!
What did I do?
The banana bros!
Healthy, fun snacks for the whole family.
Can we dumpster dive for a lighter?
You think the guy will let me use this cigar real quick?
I'm seeing some lights.
I'm so fucking fast.
Dude, I just fucking lubed!
I'm lubing!
Oh, I'm gonna fucking loot!
I guess I'll take for something to save penis.
No.
Do I have to restart?
Hi doggie!
bucket snore on me bitch
ooo runny sideways
chugging the fountain
one handful at a time
And Alliance Chugs.
Chugs.
How come I can't just walk through the hedges?
Did you think it's kind of hubris for a hub...
Dude, what the hell?
Hubris for humans to make hedgenases when the Minotaur already had a maze and it was
Evil and shit
What the fuck did the goat it's a different dog
So job I need to remember that
I'm so hunched right now.
Oh yeah, I guess I'll fucking restart.
Actually, it's wandering a little bit.
It's kind of fucking dark though dude.
They don't let's build a perfectly good maze and then brain rot.
King put a fucking back room's monster in it because he has no artistic vision.
Dude, why can't I run?
I can't run.
Wait, did my character come down from his sugar high?
I'm gonna hit it with a restart. Let's see what happens.
I wonder if it saved our unlocked progress.
The closest cart to the center wins.
Why'd it be throw by moving the monster unwrappedly in a circle click to release?
What the-
I'm so weak.
your sense of
Bro, how are you supposed to do that?
It seems like I still have tickets.
But I do also have money.
Which I did not have.
Because I lost a gambler.
Let's go gambler.
It's blackjack time.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah!
What?
Collect my pages.
My thanks, good sir.
I am Count Gerald.
Set me free.
Before you venture forth much further, I must explain this to you.
Before you can enter the crypt which holds my rotting corpse,
you must first search for the lock combination my servants used to seal me away.
I imagine you won't be able to find the whole thing at once.
The blasted skewer is probably scattered as part of the place.
There's gotta be some way to, like, loop, right?
Also, I wonder if the map is the same every time.
It's gotta be.
I can only run a certain amount before my candle gets extinguished and it doesn't matter if
I like running short and burst.
I'm killing the candle every time I hit shift.
Also, it sounds like I'm killing it when I do that too, which sucks because it helps
me see better in the horrible dark labyrinth that I'm in. That's a big table. Let's light
they let's light the fire. Where's the soup? Where's the soup spoon in the salad fork?
Oh. Dude, sorry, sorry, nape.
Van Gogh fan over here. You can call me cultured. I mean most of you should call me cultured.
It feels good to play a game that doesn't get shot in the face instantly simulator.
Oh, we can use the wax as a trail that we've taken, dude.
I'm thinking there might only be money on this floor.
We're getting so much fucking money.
I wonder... dude, there has to be like a lighter or something, I'm sure we can get it.
Find my papers!
I'm SlenderTubby!
I'm a female Jeff the Killer!
I'm Mickey Mouse and I'm dead.
Dude, where's the fucking stairs at, man?
I'm trying to go upstairs.
Jesus!
I got 54 bucks.
I'm robbing the fuck out of this guy.
Yep, just open it and just help him myself.
Hmm.
The candle seems like it lasts a while.
It seemed like it didn't at first, but...
Okay, I see my candle wax.
I'm seeing more of my candle wax. We've gone in a circle.
That's the bathroom.
That means the stairs are right here, fella.
That means the stairs are right here, fella.
That means the stairs are right here. That means the stairs are right here, fellow.
What's happening?
Cheers.
I'm hungry, are you?
Well, unfortunately I believe my food stock has long gone sour, but if I'm not mistaken,
I believe the carnival vendors have some grub for sale.
Try not to let your stomach slurry down for too long.
I have to eat the corn.
I'll try not to let your stomach slow you down for too long.
I have to eat?
Dude, I'm so fucking slow now!
Oh, I'm fine.
This guy thoughtfully dispersed a bunch of money and assorted drawers but
couldn't put any food out that wasn't expired.
Where's the fucking front door dude?
I think I passed it.
Oh, I don't think my candle is actually dying
Oh
It lasts for four hours
That's pretty chill.
Front door.
Do you think that candle wax stays on the ground?
Wait if I go inside the rain want to go out
Or is this is it because it's a ghost candle dude
Spooky ghost candle
What I got $90 reduce
Okay, so I guess I don't pick which one. Oh, let's get some candy. Yeah
You, uh, you're here for yourself for your kid.
Yep.
Well, let me know if you need anything.
I'll be right here.
Watch it.
Okay.
It did not remember my unlocks.
Great candle.
All right, we got our candy boost dude. I'm freaking ready.
Yeah, I'm thinking it's time to find these pages.
Please move faster inside too.
something is amiss the way oh my the walls have shifted fuck you hey new loot
though it's weird we got the bathroom on this far wall here both times I guess
This is always here on the far wall.
Oh the candle wax is red.
This is terrible.
It makes sense though.
It's a red candle.
Therefore the wax should be red.
You guys get that?
hmm puzzling oh my fucking candy war off dude
hmm maybe it's a certain number of steps it felt like a last longer last time
Yeah, if you guys think about it, the candle wax is kind of like blood.
Ooh, found it.
Now could I ever get back to this location?
I know that draining feeling of thirst all too well.
It's been many years since I last quashed my own with a refreshing glass of water.
I imagine the plumbing in my home has clogged up over the years.
But you may feel free to visit my garden for a small basin of freshly accumulated rainwater.
Well, you did put me in the game self-deprecation. Hey, I cannot get past this guy
Ah, you put my kid you fucking dick
Wow we're gonna win a carnival game real quick
Easiest one.
Yippee!
Wait.
Let's just smurf this game.
Let's just smurf this game.
I need to open up my Logitech software.
Make a macro.
Make an auto clicker.
I have to alternate W and S.
Oh yeah. Now that's what I call tickets.
I wonder if...
We get the candle.
Do I know? First we drink.
Wait, what if we don't get the candle first?
I'm trying to figure out the best way to do this. We have to get the money. Let's see
if we can go inside.
All right, here's the plan.
We're going to get $20.
And then we're going to go get food.
And then candy.
Or candy in the food.
Although candy is normally a dessert.
So maybe we should be good and eat the candy after the food.
Although it is carnival food.
Notoriously unhealthy.
So maybe it does not matter.
I can fuck up some funnel cake right now though, I'm gonna be honest.
How many of you guys have gotten food poisoning at a carnival before?
I have none.
You always hear about it.
I feel like everyone knows one person who got sick and carnival food.
But they themselves did not.
Whoa!
Oh.
I'm short.
Let's go win a hand up live check real quick.
I've never got food poisoning from Golden Corral.
He's a carol, but I corrected him because I'm just that kind of streamer, you know what
I mean?
I'm so into windmills now
Dude
How does he throw up every time he loses?
All right, wait.
Now we're gonna go drink, yeah, do we hit the water again?
Let's hit the water.
Mr. Green reference?
Yeah, dude, I'm gonna be honest, I like German, and I think he's very funny.
That said, I have not gotten to watch any of his streams, so none of this.
None of these things are things that I'm going to know so feel free to laugh.
Did I just hurt myself?
Yeah, yeah, thanks for subbing us Fighting Game.
Fighting Game players and chance to have further moonfully now.
Yeah dude, we need some pot monsters bro.
Hmm... something is amiss.
It seems that the floor plan of the manor has changed.
The walls have shifted.
Hmm, puzzling.
Hmm, puzzling.
So fuck it faster, ain't it, dude?
Oh my god.
I'm so suited.
Why did I switch to a red fucking candle, man?
I'm so stupid.
The bathroom.
There has to be something to do here, right?
Seems like the bathroom's always on the right.
Fucking dead end.
Your piece of shit.
Finding my apacheous.
And we're slow again.
I'm slender tubby.
Ahhhh!
Go away.
I don't like you.
How did I not encounter this guy at all?
My first couple of times being here.
I guess our clue is piano music.
We're looking for a combination.
What is that?
Nothing.
That fat piece of shit's in the doorway, dude, I'm gonna be so mad.
E. Oh, god.
Oh good!
What's that fucking smoke, idiot?
Holy shit.
When you hit the butler man, he's just doing his job.
His job is not to snuff candles.
Job is to clean.
Which I suppose could involve snuffing candles.
But I don't think it's particularly relevant- oh my god, man.
Duh-duh.
Please no, sir.
Where am I seeing open up
There's no fucking way I lose.
There's no way.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh no!
Wait, that's what I was trying to listen for. Well, it's much louder than last time.
The hell was that?
Find my pages.
Oh, well, thanks for subtle.
Well, unfortunately I believe my food stock has long gone sour, but for not mistaken
I believe the carnival offenders have some grub for sale.
Why not let your stomach slow you down for too long?
Brother.
And just know this motherfucker's out here.
He is, man!
I'm dead!
Fuck!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, you don't know.
Anything?
I think we've got to get to the next floor.
Nice.
Wait, I got 606 this time.
Oh, because he challenged me.
Clear!
Let's just try to get to the top floor.
Hmm, yeah, let's just try to get it.
There has to be items in here that can help me continue.
to you. Before you can enter the crypt which holds my rotting corpse, you must first search
for the lock combination my servants use to seal me away. I imagine you won't be able
to find the whole thing at once. The blasted scheme is probably scattered part all over
the place. I bid you the best of luck.
Find my pages.
No name, they just a bit.
You put the candles back on the pedestal to light up.
No.
No.
No, you cannot do that.
You can.
No you cannot.
All right, we found it.
Going up.
Oh, good.
You're here.
That's awesome!
How come that bed's playing the harpsichord?
I'm just matching it right now.
E, E, E.
Is that what that means?
E.
Chill, man.
It's not that deep.
Are they all pissed off now?
No.
Now they can only get pissed if it's seasoned.
God, I wish I had some candy.
What if we can candy max and then eat a bunch of it?
I keep thinking of all these things that like would make it easier, but I got a feeling that nothing will make it easier.
I got a feeling that nothing I do will make it easier.
There.
It's a balcony, dude.
A fucking false wall? What is this?
Oh, he looks so EVO.
Why did the floor change?
Ooh, I can't wait for my character to get hungry.
Dude, fuck odd.
They just got through a wall?
Leave early?
I feel like I have to leave early.
I feel like I have to leave early.
You're right.
What's up?
Where's my fucking candle wax?
Wait, maybe they're cleaning it. They are maids.
Okay, game dev and chat, how come my feet make the same sound on the carpet as they do on the wood?
Hmm, big man? Mr. Fancy Hotshot's game developer, I thought you knew how to make games.
games oh it's wooden carpet oh yeah wait that's true I didn't even think of that
so our candle leaves the path no feedback allowed dude I'm beta testing
I'm a game tester, dude.
Do you think I, for all the early access games I played, I could put, uh...
The fact that I'm a QA tester on my, like, resume?
Please see the exit.
for sale. Dub, try not to miss your stuff. Dub, dub, dub, dub, dub.
You could probably cite that you a pussy, they will take it. Would you take an actual
QA job though? If it's for video games? Yeah. I feel like I have a pretty well documented
history of like finding game bugs that maybe that's what I'm good at you wait
we gotta get candy well let's let's food max and see what happens there
Enjoy, enjoy.
Surely that stalks us up, right?
Outta there, Chief.
Ugh!
What do you think this is?
for your kid. Well, let me know if you need anything. I'll be right here. Watch it. Wait.
What is this shit? Do you think we should focus on tickets? Maybe?
Farm like 10k, but what if it's pointless?
Let's tap the water real quick.
me a man me a man me a man cool is the maze different every time you piece of
shit motherfucker I don't think so I think I'm just an idiot
all right we're stuck up I wonder how long I have maybe it's like 10 minutes
Let's start at 10 minutes.
Alright, 9.31.
So at about 9.40 we have to turn around again.
Oh my god, the fucking layout changes!
You're so...
You're such a bastard.
Something is amiss.
You've seen that the floor plan of the manor has changed.
The walls have shifted.
Fuzzling.
Oh, it's the instant kill, guy.
Oops.
Open it.
What if the candle was really the friends we made along the way?
Where the heck are the stairs?
how am I this unlucky?
meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow
how come that chatter type- whoa
what the helly?
That's how I type frog 4, but incorrectly.
Loser!
It fucking burns me when I collide with a wall because it pushes the candle next to
my character.
You're bugging me.
How much time do you spend doing that?
How much time do you spend making that?
How come I can't get drunk?
But miss me a sip of your wine, my lord.
Miss me a sip.
What?
It's three different puzzles.
Is that my stomach?
It's three digits.
Dude, what if we brute-forced it?
I bet the, uh, this is probably where his body is, right?
Maybe.
What is that noise?
So we just have to find three numbers.
Again I can't tell if- Dude what is happening?
something stomach 4 5 2 you think it's 6 7 but I think this game came out before 6 7
dropped guys open does not work
with the bit man let it have legs i'm slow
computer
pull up the best bit on uh...
which dot tv
uh... computer give me the the funniest bits
computer pull up the funny funniest bits twenty six twenty six please please
Computer, find which episode of The Simpsons this is from, computer?
I'm gonna need this basement to stop fuckin'...
This fuckin'...
Computer, turn on the moon moon shut.
Now we're talkin', now we're fuckin' talkin', now we are fuckin' talkin' to you.
This game would be insane if it was Marvel themed.
Not wrong dude, instead of that weird butler guy on the first floor chasing me around trying
to put my candle maybe Thanos?
Maybe Thanos?
Okay, so we have about like seven minutes of like food time.
That's cool.
I think, I think we go for tickets and figure out if we can get anything that'll help us.
I think that's what we gotta do.
Now is there a distinct reality in which, okay, first of all, oh, I can exchange the
dollars for coins we can we can make it out of here and see well what's the point in doing that
if i'm just gonna die i also am lost
what was the last shit you took that surprised you today man today
it was less than i was anticipating it was a good surprise good surprise
Ex-key and pain at this though.
An 18 inch long turd today.
Me when I lie cuz there ain't no way you measure that shit.
86 dollar reduce you were there
Oh.
Lots on Pearl Jam.
I only know them for that one song.
Or...
Even Flow.
Mayhaps this is kind of harsh, but...
I kind of associate Pearl Jam and Nickelback and stuff.
Well same category for me mentally so you know I'm kind of like like normal humans
You know what I mean? Like this sound like a bad thing if like you're down for that but like I
Just imagine like just like a like a like a white dude late 30s
Busted up Toyota Corolla on this civic
E-Breadclaw!
You can get your best nickel back in pressure.
Look at this on the ground.
Every time I do make the last hit.
We're... probably should have done that. Oh well, we're full committee.
Every time I do it makes me laugh.
Alright, now we can try to do this ten times.
There's some reason why I use two hands to feel slower, but I'm gonna have to do it.
Trying their views so they took up three hours to get every reward.
Bigger reward.
What?
Almost lost.
Perhaps the point of the game is to get a couple times.
Only six more to go, fella!
Did we get handpand from gaming? No.
Yes, I can.
I don't somehow or maybe I do but I'm just so used to it I don't know
Oh, shit, no way!
All right, here's some tickets.
I want candy!
Shut up!
You guys know that one arcade game where you, uh, it's a ticket game?
The one where you stop, you build like the block tower or whatever and then like, for
the top you only get like one block instead of like two or three or whatever?
No, I don't know.
Stack them, dude.
I think it's easy as fuck, right? I feel like I'm gonna win that every fucking time.
It's rigged. I feel like I've never played a rig before, dude.
Whoa!
What am I?
The machines go a certain amount of time to rig them to non-rig them when they hit a
How is that legal?
I'm consulting the Carnival Commission about this.
The Carnival Commission of pennies, aka the CCP.
You'll be speaking to my chairman
Yippee
Oh man, he's great.
Nothing more than damn bananas to him.
I want to know what this bucket does.
Wait, maybe we can carry the bucket to have water on us.
I gotta get some King.
How come your hair looks at the top of headphones?
Uh, you know how, like, women wear, like, push-up bras and stuff?
It's like that for like my hair and headphones.
Like sports bras.
It's like a bra for my head.
I hope this helps.
It looks like that because that's what it is.
Your eyes do not deceive you.
I needed to change my fucking candle color dude.
This is too late.
I have to go in.
Okay, I got like, we got like six minutes.
So dumb.
Wait, did it change again?
Yeah, it must have.
He just didn't say anything.
Do some guys actually pack their crotch to make they do look bigger?
What do you guys think, Chat?
Do you guys do that?
Some guy immediately says, Yup.
Yup.
Yep. Sure do.
That's precisely what I do.
You pack yours with blood.
What?
You pack your pants with dildro, does that count?
Can you explain what a dildro is?
Sup, bitch?
Have a good one, bitch.
Now we...
Now we...
So what part of the German stream where he was like, alright there's enemies but it's
just like a weird tentacle made and like it just screams and runs around randomly.
Use dead tape to make it look smaller otherwise the enormous bulge gets awkward in public.
Ah, dead tape.
shoves the baseball up his ass. That's a classic, that's a classic germabit baseball in the
ass. Computer pull up the best bits. 2026 computer pull up put up the best bits 2020 through
2026 COVID edition. Open. Stop. You know, it's fucked up. I probably have a health bar and
it probably I'm probably close to death. But hey, at least we got that food voucher. That's
cool checks time all right we got no time
yep what did I do bro
I'm trying to close all the ROE or RON.
Oh!
Oh!
Wait.
Oh! Wait.
I think that's the third member of the sex.
is it brute forcing time oh yeah baby I'm hungry again
I know that draining fearing of thirst are too well, it's been many years since I last
quenched my own, with a refreshing glass of water.
I imagine the plumbing in my home has clogged up over the years, but you might feel free
to visit my garden for a small basin of freshly accumulated rainwater.
Thanks, man. Thank you.
Please don't get mad at me. I'm just so thirsty.
Wow, this is so funny. Shut up, dumb bitch, chatter.
Who are you? Tell a joke right now. Tell a joke right now.
I dare you. And you cannot say my hairline or my shriek. It's not funny we're trying to be fun.
That's right, you better shut your fucking mouth, bitch, shatter!
That's right.
Yeah, what if I told you guys I actually don't remember where the entrance is?
Well, the dumb fuck, why do you wear your headphones?
I will say it's it's comfortable it's kind of
I like to poof my hair up so it looks like a lion's mane
Is that cool?
Lion bald spots some of them bald some of them bald you've seen it I know you have
You've seen the bald lionfish.
Oh!
I pet the dog, guys. I pet the doggo.
Roar like a lion if you want to be a real one.
Fuck.
Fuck.
How come the rain doesn't put out the candle? It's a spectral candle, idiot. Everyone has the rules.
They can only be put out by ghosts. And this isn't ghost rain, it's just regular rain, as you can tell.
I can't run, so my character's hungry.
Wait a second.
Well, I guess we can get the Elbukka to Reno.
I just gotta get a repetitive stress injury real quick on my wrist to win the Carnival
game.
Is that chill, fellas?
Which Carnival game awards the most tickets?
Tell me now.
You beat RON while I was asleep on my plane ride?
Sure did.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
This is too hard.
This is very tight timing.
Doble every time.
Hard.
Whoa!
I really wanted to let him know he rode playing.
Dude, what if it's like a stressful thing for him, bro?
What if he's overcoming one of his fears?
You gotta think about it, okay?
When you're driving or you're walking in like the city,
We're in like a packed movie theater. Every single person in that theater, every single
person you drive past on the road has their own fucking light. And people that they know
or have met, things that they've done, things that they will be doing, things that they're
worried about or happy about.
An infinite number.
It's a- you don't click to do this, you have to hit W and S.
I'm a narcissist, they are all just NPCs in my world.
No, don't type base. That's not base. That's sad.
Holy shit, no way!
Alright, here's some tickets.
Thanks.
Hey, shithead.
I bet you can't get first place.
Okay.
Alright, hotjack.
Let's see it.
I don't like you swearing at me.
You know that thing they do in Tetris?
Like a bed of Tetris?
They slide the controller across their, like, knee or whatever?
Rolling. No, not Flickr Goonig.
Danny, for sure.
Oh.
Confident of Tetris. You're talking shit, bro, but you wouldn't last a minute on the... the circuit.
Let's see who won a Tetris 99 game, bitch.
Mr. Hacha.
Did they take away Pepper 99? I don't think so. They took away the Mario one, which sucks,
but I think that game was pretty much solved anyway. What a shame. It wasn't Mario 99,
And it was Mario 35.
I'm not a much of a Nintendo one. There was that other one that was the browser one.
That is too many fucking Mario's.
And you even still play it. No.
The one for N64 was cool.
Oh, you're just talking about Mario games?
Alright, we got 4.3k tickets, boys.
This is just like RuneScape, guy who knows nothing about RuneScape.
I mean, I'm doing a task for like minimal reward.
It's kind of a... technically, I guess.
Plastic bucket.
Enjoy your bucket, Kyle.
I don't know what your plan is with that thing. I ain't one of them.
Wow.
The Tetris guy sniffed chairs like the Genie Q guy.
I think that guy didn't actually sniff the chair.
He was framed, dude.
Yeah, he's a...
Oh, it fills up with rainwater.
Now we're freaking talking there.
about chibi in the tomba to run there's just some things I don't want to
remember man you made me remember that you piece of shit
That was cool, Chatter.
Classic. I'm gonna walk straight. I got a question, DTK. Devin Chat. Have you ever
Watch someone beat your game.
And how good am I doing comparably?
Jerma probably.
Yeah, so did Jerma even beat this game?
I feel like I've asked this before, but I forgot the answer.
I'm on pace. Ooooooo average!
Why was I...
Oh yeah...
Try not man enough to beat this.
I'm capable of withstanding a great amount of tedium.
As you are well aware.
Anyway, I'm gonna go brute force the code.
Burebue.
All right, it's a three-digit code.
We have the third digit.
to six. One, two, three, four, five, six. Okay. We're going to serve over on this one.
Hey, at least we can hold the button down, that's nice.
Alright, we're gonna have to reset this.
Also, the song is kind of a banger, that's nice.
The guy who has made this game has watched my stream for a long time, okay?
And I know this game is not made for me.
That said, I know he has watched me do puzzles like this before.
So surely he thought of a way to, like, anti-scum it, you know what I mean?
Like surely this isn't actually worth it.
It was made for Derma, but designed to fuck with you specifically.
Nuh-uh.
If you solve it this way, the game releases mustard gas.
Okay, does he realize there's another rack to the right side?
Looks at everyone else.
Looks back at you, whose message I just read.
Punches you in the face so hard he had knocked the fuck out.
Cheers. Yeah, glad you.
Oh, my character's hungry. I might give it up.
Maybe we should go back.
Okay, yep.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Six was the middle one, right?
Six was the diagonal one, at least based on the draws, which is why we do not interact
with the right one because we already have the number can you dig it can from
from Shrevefighter.
Ken.
Oh fuck.
Uhhh...
Uhhh...
Uhhh...
Uhhh...
Uhhh...
There he is!
I think it was just a pound sign
Signed meeting number six not a diagonal.
Shut up, bitch.
Shut up.
You cannot ruse me, fool.
All right, we got there.
Pretty sure we just went straight, no?
I mean, I see some wax over here though.
Follow the wax.
Gee, I sure hope the insta-kill monster isn't directly in front of me.
Blocking my only way out.
That would suck.
Why does this noise sound familiar?
Oh subnautica of course the guy made this game took the time from subnautica dude
I think it's a wrong turn, that's cool.
my coins and set me free. That's a motherfucking bathroom. I gotta turn around.
Look at my sexy green shell. Ewww. Where's it, where's it gonna be?
his name his names I love billionaires me too well we're dead Tony right now if
this guy puts out my candle multi-pore in any stream just so you're aware
I hope he doesn't catch me.
Come on the exit!
No, this is the fucking basement, dude.
Oh, wait, maybe?
Yeah!
Fuck you, bitch!
We didn't get much money.
get much money. I want to know what that stew does.
I'm
I'm in a room and I'll be on
your
thanks man
, we got to get
Now that you've finished your ice training are you ready to defend your country against
aliens?
I guess you could say if it were a decision between ready or not.
could say that I'm ready. Or not. Or not. Yeah, I know there's a big splash screen at the
beginning of the game that says you will not be making a patch for this game. However...
mayhaps I can sell you on the kid punching bags right now it sounds bad
sounds bad all right well let's be clear
you might be like oh man punching kids this I cool at all which normally I
I agree with but what if you could rob them for their tickets so that you could
get the tickets without playing the carnival games
I burned myself just so I could feel again.
I burned myself today.
Get my Johnny Cash impression, by the way.
Oh, snap!
Eleven.
Okay.
Eleven X six.
Wait, there's gotta be a part two, though.
Find my pages!
set me free
Is that as Baldi got an update of man that game's cool games cool not to talk about other games while I'm playing this game
I know it's kind of rude
Sorry, oh my
Oh, we may as well go eat again.
Dude.
Hmm, we could go eat again, or we could go in the basement right now and solve the puzzles
who happens.
Let's solve the puzzle.
my puzzle and set me free.
Where the fuck is the puzzle? I hear it's my right, I think.
I went in a circle.
That's cool.
Because I'm just a stupid fucking asshole
incapable of navigating almost complete fucking darkness.
It was right here.
Whoa!
Where's the other paper?
Gotta find all three in one run. Did I not find that this run?
He meant one go per manor entry ain't no fucking way I bet you I saw that there
What's the name of the song by the way?
spooky song 3.wav
I can't believe I beat that lowln ready or not man, I feel like I was so tremendously
Unlucky.
Being able to shoot into the room changes the game for you? Yeah.
I wish I had tested that earlier.
Because...
Definitely ran in there a couple of times and just fucking died.
There should have been the first thing I'd asked of him.
Oh, my character's hungry.
Have we to try with zero mid-rack? Yeah, we will.
I will say the sound of bottle playing very satisfying.
Nailed the bottle sound, dude.
Where's that breathing noise?
No way it's 12.
They got her, it was 0.
Get punching bag is DLC, by the way.
other Tevin Chad man. Which one of you guys is the boss? Who gives the orders dude? What
is actually happening I'm brute forcing a three digit bus
you know you've already done these combinations right maybe
I said, ain't no maybe.
Dude, what if you have to find the pages?
What if that's the anti-bird force?
You have to find the pages.
Dude shut up! Everyone in China was like, oh imagine that dude!
You didn't know the answer to that question, motherfucker!
Maybe there's just a submit code button.
Now, the thing that kind of gives it away is, you know, there's like, like spots for the pages and shit,
which we didn't see the first time, because it left.
Well played the Jerma game.
No, I know the people who are saying that in chat, I know they're active in the game dev channel, Discord.
And I know they talked at ETK, and I know they probably talked about this game,
They probably know the answer to the fucking question and they probably have played it!
They probably fucking have! It's a conspiracy!
Oh my god, dude.
This is how it ends.
Dead in the basement of some guy who did slavery.
Why is our character even trying to bury him?
He did slavery.
Is the main character pro-slavery?
Devon Chat?
What Jesus would do?
Now wrong, brother.
I'm wrong, brother man.
Thanks for tuning in.
Hey, brother man.
Much love.
Much love brother man. Mm-hmm. Yep. Sorry. That was my summon has been gold oppression. I made I made that's my OCS
I made them into one person like he's really into weep and also like
Calling ice on people of the they he sees at the grocery store
Do not steal
Great bib, brother man.
Summoned was gold.
From the Jeasants of Twitches, I make you pro-slavery.
Jeasants wasn't pro-slavery.
You're misinterpreting the bibble.
You sure?
I've never read the Bible.
In fact, oh I'm dead.
All right, good.
Oh fuck!
No!
Quick, give me some advice on how to evade this guy.
Elder Roddy, these are some of them.
Run faster.
Okay.
If I can't run faster, what do you propose I do?
Shit myself.
Find my pages and set me free.
Flow walk.
This doesn't actually...
Pause the game.
I'm trying to alter and play music.
It's the fucking basement!
Oh no.
Hold up, I gotta rob this guy real quick.
All right, good ass stream
I'll try one more time next stream next stream that is my solemn promise. I'll see you guys month