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Maybe, maybe."}, {"start": 205.52, "end": 215.52, "text": " They might be targeted to you, Baldo, Kirk Danger, and Microwave, and X-Actix or Subbot."}, {"start": 215.52, "end": 222.52, "text": " Eels, bad man, thanks for sub it."}, {"start": 245.52, "end": 255.52, "text": " Got to believe in love."}, {"start": 255.52, "end": 264.52, "text": " Will be."}, {"start": 264.52, "end": 275.12, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 275.12, "end": 282.24, "text": " Scatman our cast to die dude that chatter just does not get it"}, {"start": 294.88, "end": 299.44, "text": " So there's a couple of lines we gotta play it"}, {"start": 305.12, "end": 312.22, "text": " Oh my god, I didn't fucking start talking about moon was telling us for like"}, {"start": 312.88, "end": 316.1, "text": " almost two hours about his ideas for the his"}, {"start": 318.26, "end": 324.74, "text": " RPG maker of the scat world and we're giving him ideas and just making it so much worse and he's"}, {"start": 325.34000000000003, "end": 329.26, "text": " sounds so excited and giddy about the whole idea of"}, {"start": 332.82, "end": 334.58, "text": " of"}, {"start": 334.58, "end": 337.5, "text": " Cuz Mike cut his mic"}, {"start": 339.18, "end": 341.18, "text": " Scat RPG"}, {"start": 347.65999999999997, "end": 349.65999999999997, "text": " Can't lie that did happen"}, {"start": 353.34, "end": 359.56, "text": " Everyone is equal did did listen. 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Go fuck yourself!"}, {"start": 428.42, "end": 436.42, "text": " There's a couple of things I'm not good at, and that's making maps in RPG... specifically RPG Makers, like shit like that, right?"}, {"start": 436.42, "end": 439.42, "text": " Not gonna make a maps..."}, {"start": 442.42, "end": 444.42, "text": " Obviously, I can't compose music."}, {"start": 446.42, "end": 452.18, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Community offers help on"}, {"start": 452.18, "end": 455.06, "text": " Hashbrothers. It will fuck yourself. No, no, no, dude. If if"}, {"start": 455.06, "end": 460.82, "text": " if if scat RPG gets first of all, it's a free game. So I'll work"}, {"start": 460.82, "end": 467.06, "text": " volunteer. Let's be clear about that. Okay. Let's let's set"}, {"start": 467.06, "end": 470.5, "text": " some boundaries immediately. It'll never be sold for money."}, {"start": 470.5, "end": 473.62, "text": " Because that's how what's Batman John would want. Also, I"}, {"start": 473.62, "end": 475.62, "text": " can't sell for money because it's going to feature his"}, {"start": 475.62, "end": 476.82, "text": " like this. So"}, {"start": 494.1, "end": 496.5, "text": " what's up with the red and blue? Oh, red, white and blue."}, {"start": 497.66, "end": 498.5, "text": " Is he American?"}, {"start": 505.62, "end": 509.62, "text": " What's the other thing we got to talk about in the song?"}, {"start": 509.62, "end": 513.62, "text": " Jim by Lakes for Seven?"}, {"start": 513.62, "end": 519.62, "text": " Dude, I'm just going to save it for the plot, guys. I don't want to give away too much of the plot, because you guys are all going to play my game, right?"}, {"start": 530.62, "end": 533.62, "text": " I'll give it a whirl. Thanks."}, {"start": 533.62, "end": 537.12, "text": " I'll give it a shot. It's free."}, {"start": 539.32, "end": 541.92, "text": " You'll pirate it. You don't have to pirate it. It's free."}, {"start": 545.62, "end": 548.12, "text": " You don't have to pirate it. You don't have to torrent it."}, {"start": 555.12, "end": 557.62, "text": " Content King better than ready or not explain."}, {"start": 559.12, "end": 562.12, "text": " I think Content King was the best streamer game that's ever been made."}, {"start": 562.12, "end": 564.68, "text": " So I'm a little biased as a streamer personally."}, {"start": 566.22, "end": 568.5600000000001, "text": " It's pretty rare, pretty rare for someone who makes a streamer game"}, {"start": 568.5600000000001, "end": 571.0600000000001, "text": " to be pretty on the nose about everything."}, {"start": 571.0600000000001, "end": 573.32, "text": " So. 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I'm, I'm NGO."}, {"start": 621.82, "end": 630.0200000000001, "text": " I'm in jail, but I'm okay wait listen to the lyrics"}, {"start": 651.82, "end": 655.7800000000001, "text": " Who's war?"}, {"start": 655.7800000000001, "end": 656.58, "text": " The Great War."}, {"start": 681.82, "end": 696.0600000000001, "text": " How does he do that?"}, {"start": 711.82, "end": 727.5, "text": " the lyrics of the song remind me it like it's so vague about what it's talking about"}, {"start": 729.0200000000001, "end": 735.98, "text": " it does it does remind me a bit of like jrpg philosophy 101 that you'll read in like jrpg"}, {"start": 735.98, "end": 736.94, "text": " Jesus, shit."}, {"start": 739.7, "end": 742.2, "text": " Very similar in my headspace."}, {"start": 749.54, "end": 751.7, "text": " Which further highlights the fact"}, {"start": 751.7, "end": 755.82, "text": " that Scatman John may be the perfect RPG maker subject."}, {"start": 757.46, "end": 760.86, "text": " And once again, no one steal my idea."}, {"start": 760.86, "end": 767.86, "text": " Oh, you look how do you try sprinkled it up?"}, {"start": 767.86, "end": 773.86, "text": " Your name is John IRL, but are you the scat man, John?"}, {"start": 773.86, "end": 778.86, "text": " Bugbear, mostly thanks for something nice to him."}, {"start": 778.86, "end": 782.86, "text": " I already coded a full scat RPG with Claude."}, {"start": 782.86, "end": 787.86, "text": " Who the fuck is Claude?"}, {"start": 787.86, "end": 789.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 791.7, "end": 793.7, "text": " Claude Van Dam, hmm"}, {"start": 796.62, "end": 803.66, "text": " Have you watched the YouTube video Scatman John a Marxist analysis no, but I mean he definitely"}, {"start": 805.22, "end": 811.46, "text": " He's giving me big commie vibes. I'll give it up. I give it up. I can see that he wants utopia. You know what I mean"}, {"start": 812.7, "end": 814.7, "text": " That's an easy line to draw"}, {"start": 817.86, "end": 831.82, "text": " Literally, that's what he's singing about, scatland, a utopia, a jacks a pork pilax or"}, {"start": 831.82, "end": 834.46, "text": " some communism equals utopia."}, {"start": 834.46, "end": 845.86, "text": " Well, the idea is, you know, everyone works and lives in harmony and therefore there are"}, {"start": 845.86, "end": 849.54, "text": " no pressures of capitalism to corrupt or whatever, right? Right?"}, {"start": 849.62, "end": 852.34, "text": " Question mark? I don't know. It's been it's been a little bit"}, {"start": 852.34, "end": 854.38, "text": " since I read about lay communism. So"}, {"start": 861.3000000000001, "end": 862.86, "text": " dig the hole streamer."}, {"start": 875.86, "end": 877.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 880.1800000000001, "end": 887.34, "text": " Live out repeat in your fantasy genuinely why can't you spend your time on something productive?"}, {"start": 890.34, "end": 892.58, "text": " We're I'm an ideas guy"}, {"start": 903.66, "end": 905.66, "text": " Idea maker"}, {"start": 905.86, "end": 910.02, "text": " Not any links for some tell us some ideas"}, {"start": 915.66, "end": 921.9, "text": " Okay, well you just heard the plot of scatman RPG by the way, you may have just missed it may have just zoomed by"}, {"start": 928.1800000000001, "end": 931.0600000000001, "text": " Scatter PG is about restoring a utopia"}, {"start": 933.62, "end": 935.62, "text": " About ending racism"}, {"start": 935.86, "end": 937.86, "text": " Class inequality."}, {"start": 944.86, "end": 946.86, "text": " Not 80, thanks for 7."}, {"start": 946.86, "end": 950.86, "text": " No, he is racist. No, he's anti-vaxxer."}, {"start": 950.86, "end": 954.86, "text": " There's no racism in Scotland. Well, apparently there is."}, {"start": 954.86, "end": 957.86, "text": " And that's what you got to get to the bottom of, buddy."}, {"start": 957.86, "end": 971.86, "text": " Why the flip is there racism in scatland dude?"}, {"start": 971.86, "end": 980.14, "text": " The main looking good today."}, {"start": 980.14, "end": 983.8000000000001, "text": " Will scat be avoidable or is another force fetish game?"}, {"start": 983.8000000000001, "end": 986.14, "text": " There will be scatting."}, {"start": 986.14, "end": 987.14, "text": " Like this."}, {"start": 987.14, "end": 988.34, "text": " I like the poop."}, {"start": 988.84, "end": 990.04, "text": " This is not a poop joke."}, {"start": 990.64, "end": 994.04, "text": " Please do not reduce my magnum opus to a poop joke."}, {"start": 1005.4399999999999, "end": 1008.24, "text": " How do you feel about leprechauns being canned in scat world?"}, {"start": 1008.24, "end": 1010.24, "text": " They're gonna be all the shopkeepers, guys."}, {"start": 1017.14, "end": 1029.3, "text": " That's a mode sounds racist. Oh leprechauns the people who historically have giant pots of gold aren't shopkeepers. Sure chat sure, dude"}, {"start": 1033.54, "end": 1035.54, "text": " How do you think they made all that gold?"}, {"start": 1035.54, "end": 1049.1399999999999, "text": " What if they were just honest business owners didn't amass wealth over several centuries"}, {"start": 1049.14, "end": 1056.14, "text": " It's a harmful stereotype."}, {"start": 1056.14, "end": 1065.14, "text": " They're Irish!"}, {"start": 1065.14, "end": 1076.14, "text": " Hmm, yeah."}, {"start": 1076.14, "end": 1079.2, "text": " Why aren't I in the giga hype AT&T cup?"}, {"start": 1083.3400000000001, "end": 1085.3400000000001, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 1086.66, "end": 1088.96, "text": " Hoi? Hoi? Hoi?"}, {"start": 1100.6200000000001, "end": 1103.8200000000002, "text": " You play the remix of the song chat doesn't like it. I love it"}, {"start": 1106.14, "end": 1109.42, "text": " What do you have agreed to sign up for grubby's war three tournament?"}, {"start": 1111.42, "end": 1113.74, "text": " I've been watching a lot of warcraft 3 recently"}, {"start": 1119.0200000000002, "end": 1126.0600000000002, "text": " I think I would be okay. It's a really slow game, huh? Not very high apm but it's very micro intensive though. I don't know"}, {"start": 1136.14, "end": 1138.14, "text": " I'm by my nail hang up"}, {"start": 1141.1000000000001, "end": 1146.1000000000001, "text": " You got to make a scat man John Warcraft 3 mob I guarantee that already exists buddy"}, {"start": 1148.74, "end": 1150.74, "text": " Guarantee"}, {"start": 1161.7800000000002, "end": 1165.7, "text": " Watching you learn Warcraft 3 would actually be very fun and interesting and genuinely entertaining. Okay"}, {"start": 1167.14, "end": 1173.0600000000002, "text": " Spoilers I've played Warcraft 3 before and I kind of understand how it works. Yeah, I mean"}, {"start": 1174.0200000000002, "end": 1176.88, "text": " so it wouldn't be a matter of oh"}, {"start": 1178.0200000000002, "end": 1180.0200000000002, "text": " What's this unit like, you know, I I?"}, {"start": 1182.46, "end": 1188.14, "text": " Know the units like that the thing that would be learned is like timings on"}, {"start": 1189.0200000000002, "end": 1191.7800000000002, "text": " You know when you make whatever building and you know when"}, {"start": 1191.78, "end": 1197.28, "text": " You know, which heroes from the neutral tavern are good?"}, {"start": 1197.28, "end": 1198.98, "text": " Although, I'm pretty sure I know that."}, {"start": 1199.58, "end": 1200.74, "text": " I know the answer to that already."}, {"start": 1202.44, "end": 1206.8999999999999, "text": " You know, it seems like restorative items are pretty much the best items you can buy"}, {"start": 1206.8999999999999, "end": 1209.08, "text": " from the shop that you can build."}, {"start": 1209.08, "end": 1225.52, "text": " I count I count I count the TP scroll as a restorative because I make some immune"}, {"start": 1231.6, "end": 1233.6, "text": " What race would you go?"}, {"start": 1233.6000000000001, "end": 1243.96, "text": " Uh, anything but human or undead."}, {"start": 1243.96, "end": 1252.3600000000001, "text": " Best neutral hero for UD vs orcs with headhunters."}, {"start": 1252.3600000000001, "end": 1263.16, "text": " I'm all gonna trap."}, {"start": 1263.16, "end": 1270.16, "text": " Is it the the Dark Ranger or Fire Lord?"}, {"start": 1270.16, "end": 1276.1200000000001, "text": " I don't really know the neutral heroes."}, {"start": 1276.1200000000001, "end": 1290.64, "text": " I know Fire Lord, you got the Blood Mage guy, you got the Dark Ranger, you got the Panda."}, {"start": 1290.64, "end": 1292.74, "text": " He got it right."}, {"start": 1292.74, "end": 1296.54, "text": " guy asking that question. He said I got it right, fellas."}, {"start": 1305.94, "end": 1307.34, "text": " I'm begging you to skip this song."}, {"start": 1313.04, "end": 1313.54, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 1315.74, "end": 1317.5, "text": " You saw on gigabit sauce."}, {"start": 1322.74, "end": 1330.66, "text": " And he went in 2003 today, the one with Marshall Falk on the cover."}, {"start": 1330.66, "end": 1334.98, "text": " I don't have that one."}, {"start": 1334.98, "end": 1336.78, "text": " SA Quamva Dairy, thanks for subbing."}, {"start": 1336.78, "end": 1339.02, "text": " Ava Ashton Steel got a big badge."}, {"start": 1339.02, "end": 1351.9, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 1351.9, "end": 1379.66, "text": " The scheme will be good in like a year and a half."}, {"start": 1379.66, "end": 1383.66, "text": " I wrote up in a can of cinnamon rolls that is so pressurized the cinnamon blast in the eyes."}, {"start": 1383.66, "end": 1384.66, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 1390.66, "end": 1393.66, "text": " You haven't seen your husband since early access of this game out?"}, {"start": 1394.66, "end": 1403.66, "text": " Well, I hope I can do it justice. I will say I have a very particular, very strong nostalgia for the original."}, {"start": 1403.66, "end": 1410.46, "text": " I didn't get to play as much as I wanted to growing up because I didn't own it"}, {"start": 1410.46, "end": 1417.18, "text": " but the art style is a giga iconic for me and I know it's different so"}, {"start": 1417.18, "end": 1424.18, "text": " We will see."}, {"start": 1424.18, "end": 1428.18, "text": " I skipped it."}, {"start": 1428.18, "end": 1429.18, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 1429.18, "end": 1432.94, "text": " Do you think it'll play again if I launch?"}, {"start": 1447.18, "end": 1469.18, "text": " You have all dreamed of peace, yet it was nothing more but an illusion."}, {"start": 1469.18, "end": 1474.18, "text": " You'll be."}, {"start": 1474.18, "end": 1479.18, "text": " Now she's about to shatter."}, {"start": 1492.18, "end": 1497.18, "text": " Not gonna go so good over combat, but I can do it."}, {"start": 1499.18, "end": 1518.5800000000002, "text": " I know it's a lot, but don't turn it down after it."}, {"start": 1518.5800000000002, "end": 1523.18, "text": " Oh my god, Minotaur."}, {"start": 1523.18, "end": 1529.18, "text": " Not even death can bring me comfort."}, {"start": 1543.18, "end": 1547.18, "text": " Way will be your salvation."}, {"start": 1547.18, "end": 1552.18, "text": " Ventress this your greatest desire."}, {"start": 1552.18, "end": 1557.18, "text": " I can raise your new monster!"}, {"start": 1558.68, "end": 1559.68, "text": " Well, that's it."}, {"start": 1567.18, "end": 1569.68, "text": " Ash Falcon, am I? Or are you alright?"}, {"start": 1573.68, "end": 1575.18, "text": " Readability."}, {"start": 1576.68, "end": 1578.18, "text": " I'm low-key illiterate."}, {"start": 1582.18, "end": 1594.02, "text": " We'll leave the blue mod in two minutes."}, {"start": 1594.02, "end": 1602.0600000000002, "text": " Auto-exit results window if no losses, high battle difficulty, bleep bleep bleep bleep"}, {"start": 1602.06, "end": 1615.74, "text": " it to APOC difficulty. Okay, so I know that campaign only has the first chapter"}, {"start": 1615.74, "end": 1619.5, "text": " or whatever, so we're just gonna play the game, I think."}, {"start": 1619.5, "end": 1623.1, "text": " Meow meow meow."}, {"start": 1623.1, "end": 1628.1, "text": " Apocalyptic 200%."}, {"start": 1628.1, "end": 1637.1, "text": " Can I do 100% first fails?"}, {"start": 1637.1, "end": 1648.1, "text": " How do I add more?"}, {"start": 1648.1000000000001, "end": 1656.42, "text": " AI multiplayer."}, {"start": 1656.42, "end": 1659.7, "text": " Simplifying it with more predictable behavior battles designed specifically for multiplayer"}, {"start": 1659.7, "end": 1660.7, "text": " games."}, {"start": 1660.7, "end": 1667.7, "text": " AI plays aggressively, commands multiple heroes if possible, develops sufficiently and launches"}, {"start": 1667.7, "end": 1669.7, "text": " pregnant attacks."}, {"start": 1669.7, "end": 1671.7, "text": " Hard."}, {"start": 1671.7, "end": 1677.9, "text": " Oh I see, I can add new players because of the map."}, {"start": 1677.9, "end": 1680.9, "text": " Select map or template."}, {"start": 1681.9, "end": 1685.9, "text": " How come there's only five?"}, {"start": 1695.9, "end": 1697.9, "text": " Where's G?"}, {"start": 1697.9, "end": 1707.9, "text": " Octo-Jeebis."}, {"start": 1707.9, "end": 1726.9, "text": " There's a lot of spiders left."}, {"start": 1726.9, "end": 1731.3400000000001, "text": " No great riches and be careful not to get lost with them"}, {"start": 1733.9, "end": 1739.14, "text": " Why would I expect not to get rich going in there question mark I want an eight-player man"}, {"start": 1745.66, "end": 1751.1000000000001, "text": " Scarce but exciting template limited in resource. Where's the one that is unlimited resources?"}, {"start": 1756.9, "end": 1768.3400000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 1768.3400000000001, "end": 1770.7800000000002, "text": " serve my players gay"}, {"start": 1770.7800000000002, "end": 1771.68, "text": " the"}, {"start": 1771.68, "end": 1775.1200000000001, "text": " sir seven opponents no resources no goal"}, {"start": 1775.1200000000001, "end": 1779.0600000000002, "text": " the hockey every map"}, {"start": 1779.0600000000002, "end": 1782.1000000000001, "text": " I come every map be like"}, {"start": 1782.1000000000001, "end": 1784.9, "text": " Yeah, what if no one had any month?"}, {"start": 1784.9, "end": 1785.9, "text": " Hehehehe"}, {"start": 1788.4800000000002, "end": 1793.8400000000001, "text": " The more opponents the area be, the first to reach the Sun, the central area of the temple where they were enormous treasures away."}, {"start": 1794.66, "end": 1795.66, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 1799.66, "end": 1803.3400000000001, "text": " Survive between a rock and a hard place while the lords around you tear each other apart."}, {"start": 1804.2800000000002, "end": 1805.2800000000002, "text": " Okay, but..."}, {"start": 1807.14, "end": 1810.8400000000001, "text": " There's no line connecting any of them except for the one to one."}, {"start": 1812.1000000000001, "end": 1814.1000000000001, "text": " Let's do Icarus."}, {"start": 1817.7800000000002, "end": 1819.7800000000002, "text": " Human."}, {"start": 1822.3400000000001, "end": 1824.5000000000002, "text": " Undead. Grove."}, {"start": 1828.2600000000002, "end": 1830.2600000000002, "text": " Sexy insect lady."}, {"start": 1832.8200000000002, "end": 1835.0600000000002, "text": " It's like weird fish people, looks like."}, {"start": 1842.1000000000001, "end": 1852.1000000000001, "text": " I want to be a dungeon master and..."}, {"start": 1852.1000000000001, "end": 1862.5000000000002, "text": " Okay, I don't know if these are specifically dungeon heroes, it doesn't look like it, maybe."}, {"start": 1862.5000000000002, "end": 1865.5000000000002, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 1865.5000000000002, "end": 1868.46, "text": " Some of them are like neutral, looks like."}, {"start": 1868.46, "end": 1875.46, "text": " No, I'm just stupid at a well."}, {"start": 1875.46, "end": 1892.46, "text": " Okay, so this is the in defense speed."}, {"start": 1892.46, "end": 1908.14, "text": " W? W speed."}, {"start": 1908.14, "end": 1910.14, "text": " army. Oh."}, {"start": 1915.14, "end": 1916.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1919.14, "end": 1921.14, "text": " Troglodyte, hey, it's you guys."}, {"start": 1922.14, "end": 1927.14, "text": " Oh, they're like the shitty little fucking... weird lizard people. Press Alt."}, {"start": 1928.14, "end": 1930.14, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 1930.14, "end": 1941.14, "text": " When a friend of the creature waits to turn the game 20% attack until the end of the round."}, {"start": 1941.14, "end": 1948.3400000000001, "text": " When they skip their turn the game 20% defense."}, {"start": 1948.3400000000001, "end": 1950.26, "text": " I want to be a guy who casts magic."}, {"start": 1950.26, "end": 1954.26, "text": " I think we're going to do magic."}, {"start": 1954.26, "end": 1958.18, "text": " Produces 500 gold per day, another 100 for every 3 hero levels, increase the amount"}, {"start": 1958.18, "end": 1967.6200000000001, "text": " of gold found on the map by 25%."}, {"start": 1967.6200000000001, "end": 1969.02, "text": " This hero can learn..."}, {"start": 1969.02, "end": 1974.74, "text": " The hero can learn tier 5 daylight spells."}, {"start": 1974.74, "end": 1979.18, "text": " Enemy hero cannot cast daylight spells."}, {"start": 1979.18, "end": 1983.0600000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1983.06, "end": 1985.26, "text": " I wish I knew more about daylight spells."}, {"start": 1988.26, "end": 1991.06, "text": " Keeps our army when fleeing from battle against neutral squads."}, {"start": 1994.56, "end": 1996.76, "text": " Uh, let's do this one just because..."}, {"start": 1997.36, "end": 1998.76, "text": " It's our first game, so..."}, {"start": 1999.56, "end": 2000.46, "text": " That sounds useful."}, {"start": 2003.06, "end": 2004.36, "text": " Animation speed."}, {"start": 2007.56, "end": 2009.36, "text": " Random weak effects, be like that."}, {"start": 2011.96, "end": 2012.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2013.06, "end": 2030.22, "text": " Only hard dude, let me warm up."}, {"start": 2030.22, "end": 2032.22, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2037.3, "end": 2039.74, "text": " Is our little town screen where we make stuff"}, {"start": 2042.8600000000001, "end": 2044.8600000000001, "text": " Visiting pounce"}, {"start": 2049.78, "end": 2055.52, "text": " Hot sure as hell do not know what to purchase. Let's just say that this look very look like every unit section"}, {"start": 2060.2200000000003, "end": 2065.2200000000003, "text": " Infernal Troglidates and Toxic Troglidates."}, {"start": 2065.2200000000003, "end": 2071.2200000000003, "text": " Unlock seven random tier one spells in the Magic Observatory."}, {"start": 2071.2200000000003, "end": 2074.2200000000003, "text": " Okay, let's do that."}, {"start": 2079.2200000000003, "end": 2083.2200000000003, "text": " Do I have to drag them? I want to recruit all of them. Oh, I see."}, {"start": 2085.2200000000003, "end": 2088.2200000000003, "text": " Okay, I don't think I can send them back."}, {"start": 2090.2200000000003, "end": 2092.2200000000003, "text": " Did I spend money on that though?"}, {"start": 2104.2200000000003, "end": 2106.2200000000003, "text": " Fighting style viscous spear."}, {"start": 2113.2200000000003, "end": 2114.2200000000003, "text": " Park tour!"}, {"start": 2117.2200000000003, "end": 2119.2200000000003, "text": " I think I can queue up multiple buildings."}, {"start": 2119.2200000000003, "end": 2130.2200000000003, "text": " Maybe? No, maybe. Shift-left-click? No."}, {"start": 2138.2200000000003, "end": 2143.2200000000003, "text": " Uh, I can't recruit these yet. We need the appropriate building, I think."}, {"start": 2143.2200000000003, "end": 2149.3, "text": " Oh, we need the Warren how much better is"}, {"start": 2151.9, "end": 2154.2200000000003, "text": " Yeah, I mean it's pretty good it's pretty good"}, {"start": 2157.3, "end": 2161.0000000000005, "text": " The onyx dancer looks like the war for more craft three"}, {"start": 2164.5000000000005, "end": 2171.0200000000004, "text": " I mean we should get another hero right this guy's a litch what the fuck"}, {"start": 2173.2200000000003, "end": 2179.2200000000003, "text": " Once I have more units, I mean it comes with units though."}, {"start": 2179.2200000000003, "end": 2190.0200000000004, "text": " Can I only have two heroes in one town?"}, {"start": 2190.0200000000004, "end": 2194.2200000000003, "text": " What if I cannibalize those units for now then I'll leave them here."}, {"start": 2194.2200000000003, "end": 2200.5800000000004, "text": " I think maybe I can only have four units?"}, {"start": 2200.58, "end": 2202.58, "text": " Where do you see that?"}, {"start": 2206.46, "end": 2210.46, "text": " Provides a chance of neutral squads off pretty adjointly. Here's army for gold instead of fighting them."}, {"start": 2213.7799999999997, "end": 2215.46, "text": " You can have seven."}, {"start": 2215.46, "end": 2217.46, "text": " Hero must always have one unit."}, {"start": 2218.96, "end": 2220.96, "text": " I say, I say, let's see."}, {"start": 2222.54, "end": 2224.54, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 2224.54, "end": 2226.54, "text": " Enjoy the trog."}, {"start": 2228.16, "end": 2230.16, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 2230.58, "end": 2242.2599999999998, "text": " Or the six mana."}, {"start": 2242.2599999999998, "end": 2243.46, "text": " The other magic is like healing."}, {"start": 2243.46, "end": 2247.2999999999997, "text": " They were like, I guess buffs too."}, {"start": 2247.2999999999997, "end": 2254.02, "text": " I think these are all the spells I already know."}, {"start": 2254.02, "end": 2257.74, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 2257.74, "end": 2258.74, "text": " Must be level eight."}, {"start": 2258.7400000000002, "end": 2262.9, "text": " Grants the hero the ability to fly moving freely through any obstacles on the global map"}, {"start": 2266.5800000000004, "end": 2269.3, "text": " This is just like pussy ass loser spells the way over now"}, {"start": 2275.78, "end": 2277.78, "text": " You can implement laws"}, {"start": 2279.7000000000003, "end": 2281.7000000000003, "text": " I don't really know how to generate long"}, {"start": 2282.0200000000004, "end": 2286.82, "text": " Special resources activate your factions unique bonuses to generate by cities and by heroes when they capture global map objects"}, {"start": 2286.82, "end": 2293.1800000000003, "text": " eight or win battles. 20% of here's XB's converted to law points, okay."}, {"start": 2293.1800000000003, "end": 2301.7400000000002, "text": " Okay, month one week one day one. Can I rename my town, please?"}, {"start": 2309.1000000000004, "end": 2312.9, "text": " Music's a little loud, yeah I know."}, {"start": 2316.82, "end": 2334.46, "text": " It doesn't even feel that much quieter, oh well."}, {"start": 2334.46, "end": 2341.98, "text": " Um, gonna check out Saros, the PS5 exclusive?"}, {"start": 2341.98, "end": 2348.26, "text": " I actually saw a still of that game and it had like probably the most reviling UI I've ever seen in my fucking life"}, {"start": 2349.06, "end": 2355.38, "text": " Holy shit. It was like all orange and fucking it had like the UB slop like gearing system and shit, dude"}, {"start": 2355.38, "end": 2357.88, "text": " It was not good, bro. I'm so sorry"}, {"start": 2363.78, "end": 2366.72, "text": " Okay, we got all top highlight the interact wheels"}, {"start": 2368.82, "end": 2371.06, "text": " There's a ring got a ring in there"}, {"start": 2371.98, "end": 2373.98, "text": " Yeah, we're gonna right click to move around the map"}, {"start": 2375.66, "end": 2378.54, "text": " Plus one attack defense. That's a set right there"}, {"start": 2380.38, "end": 2382.38, "text": " Friendly creatures are mean to all negative effects"}, {"start": 2383.98, "end": 2385.98, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2390.26, "end": 2392.26, "text": " Does that include damage?"}, {"start": 2395.78, "end": 2398.3, "text": " Okay, let's move our Medusa lady shall we?"}, {"start": 2398.3, "end": 2408.78, "text": " So the way that works is that this is like my movement points pretty much."}, {"start": 2408.78, "end": 2416.54, "text": " Levels up a random skill for each visiting hero."}, {"start": 2416.54, "end": 2418.54, "text": " I think I should try to end fighting."}, {"start": 2418.54, "end": 2420.1400000000003, "text": " But it's kind of far."}, {"start": 2420.1400000000003, "end": 2421.5800000000004, "text": " Eh, we can still do it."}, {"start": 2421.5800000000004, "end": 2422.5800000000004, "text": " I want the ring."}, {"start": 2422.58, "end": 2429.7799999999997, "text": " Okay, we activated the grid somehow."}, {"start": 2429.7799999999997, "end": 2431.7799999999997, "text": " Auto-click the ring."}, {"start": 2431.7799999999997, "end": 2436.98, "text": " Well, let's get smashed, shall we?"}, {"start": 2436.98, "end": 2442.38, "text": " No, then I'll get to run."}, {"start": 2442.38, "end": 2443.38, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 2443.38, "end": 2447.7, "text": " I don't know why I select you individually."}, {"start": 2447.7, "end": 2450.7, "text": " I drag him."}, {"start": 2450.7, "end": 2451.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2451.7000000000003, "end": 2459.7000000000003, "text": " neat. What do you do? Return to its original position after attacking, but you'll 50%..."}, {"start": 2459.7000000000003, "end": 2466.7000000000003, "text": " Oh. Increase heroes attack by plus two. Oh, these are the different stances we have."}, {"start": 2466.7000000000003, "end": 2470.7000000000003, "text": " Here's our spell blood, which I think we can do at any point. We just have like a"}, {"start": 2470.7000000000003, "end": 2478.7000000000003, "text": " limited amount of mana. What the fuck is focus?"}, {"start": 2481.7000000000003, "end": 2487.7000000000003, "text": " It looks like this might take one focus."}, {"start": 2487.7000000000003, "end": 2494.7000000000003, "text": " G18 deal 36% of target enemy's creatures maximum HP as magic damage."}, {"start": 2494.7000000000003, "end": 2500.7000000000003, "text": " Each time the spells recast the same target, it deals 100% more damage."}, {"start": 2500.7000000000003, "end": 2507.7000000000003, "text": " I wonder how our mana regenerates."}, {"start": 2507.7000000000003, "end": 2509.7000000000003, "text": " Okay, that was indeed"}, {"start": 2513.86, "end": 2519.6400000000003, "text": " We're only gonna kill fours actually not worth it. You know looks like I can only cast one spell turn"}, {"start": 2522.82, "end": 2524.82, "text": " Do do do do do"}, {"start": 2529.0400000000004, "end": 2531.0400000000004, "text": " Okay, so"}, {"start": 2531.04, "end": 2540.04, "text": " I don't like my stats even scale this, it's my level."}, {"start": 2540.04, "end": 2543.04, "text": " Roger that?"}, {"start": 2543.04, "end": 2545.04, "text": " Shoot him!"}, {"start": 2545.04, "end": 2547.04, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 2547.04, "end": 2549.04, "text": " Maybe it's to their movement range?"}, {"start": 2549.04, "end": 2551.04, "text": " I don't know what kind of enemy this is."}, {"start": 2551.04, "end": 2553.04, "text": " Long reach."}, {"start": 2553.04, "end": 2558.04, "text": " I got the target to see if the more damage this creature deals to."}, {"start": 2558.04, "end": 2560.04, "text": " These are melee guys."}, {"start": 2560.04, "end": 2562.04, "text": " It seems like"}, {"start": 2563.48, "end": 2565.48, "text": " Probably teleports"}, {"start": 2566.52, "end": 2569.68, "text": " It's the target and all creatures within two X's behind it. Yeah"}, {"start": 2571.36, "end": 2573.36, "text": " This guy does not tell"}, {"start": 2578.56, "end": 2580.56, "text": " We're gonna increase the graphics"}, {"start": 2583.8, "end": 2587.66, "text": " You that's gross"}, {"start": 2590.04, "end": 2604.62, "text": " I kind of don't want to use all my mana in case, like, yeah."}, {"start": 2604.62, "end": 2607.72, "text": " It seems like the game's automatically making the attack for mine."}, {"start": 2607.72, "end": 2610.72, "text": " No, it only matters."}, {"start": 2610.72, "end": 2612.72, "text": " Word?"}, {"start": 2612.7200000000003, "end": 2614.7200000000003, "text": " Word?"}, {"start": 2617.92, "end": 2621.1200000000003, "text": " Uh... go here."}, {"start": 2624.4, "end": 2629.44, "text": " Slash him up, Doc. Why did he count? Oh my god, there's a turner."}, {"start": 2632.1600000000003, "end": 2634.1600000000003, "text": " Um, friends?"}, {"start": 2642.7200000000003, "end": 2650.7200000000003, "text": " We haven't even lost a unit on that guy, I think."}, {"start": 2650.7200000000003, "end": 2652.8, "text": " Are you so slow?"}, {"start": 2652.8, "end": 2659.88, "text": " Perform long reach attack which deals minus 50% damage."}, {"start": 2659.88, "end": 2660.88, "text": " Spit on him."}, {"start": 2660.88, "end": 2661.88, "text": " Hawk to him."}, {"start": 2661.88, "end": 2662.88, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 2662.88, "end": 2671.2200000000003, "text": " Choose two targets to attack dealing minus 50% damage, and perform an alternative melee"}, {"start": 2671.2200000000003, "end": 2672.2200000000003, "text": " attack."}, {"start": 2672.2200000000003, "end": 2679.2200000000003, "text": " Wait, why are you so slow?"}, {"start": 2679.2200000000003, "end": 2688.2200000000003, "text": " We lost four boys, I'm going for Eel."}, {"start": 2688.2200000000003, "end": 2690.2200000000003, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 2690.2200000000003, "end": 2692.2200000000003, "text": " Yeah, we did lose four."}, {"start": 2692.2200000000003, "end": 2698.2200000000003, "text": " So you can't heal them back to life?"}, {"start": 2698.2200000000003, "end": 2712.7200000000003, "text": " You know how Pathfinder has a game mode that's basically this?"}, {"start": 2712.7200000000003, "end": 2716.2200000000003, "text": " My game mode's like a part of the game, whatever."}, {"start": 2716.2200000000003, "end": 2717.2200000000003, "text": " Slam!"}, {"start": 2717.2200000000003, "end": 2721.34, "text": " Fuck you, bitch!"}, {"start": 2721.34, "end": 2727.1800000000003, "text": " I accept this result."}, {"start": 2727.18, "end": 2731.3799999999997, "text": " That's our game choosing offers you a choice of one among three random artifacts."}, {"start": 2735.58, "end": 2736.7799999999997, "text": " Uh, luck."}, {"start": 2737.3799999999997, "end": 2738.2799999999997, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 2741.58, "end": 2742.48, "text": " Can't reach that."}, {"start": 2743.08, "end": 2743.7799999999997, "text": " Holds Alt."}, {"start": 2745.18, "end": 2745.68, "text": " Or..."}, {"start": 2749.3799999999997, "end": 2750.18, "text": " Can't reach shit."}, {"start": 2750.8799999999997, "end": 2753.58, "text": " Is it worth it to save your... movement?"}, {"start": 2757.18, "end": 2769.22, "text": " Any knowers? No. Roger Wilco."}, {"start": 2772.54, "end": 2776.58, "text": " What am I hovering over? I was looking at the enemy I can't see over there."}, {"start": 2776.58, "end": 2782.58, "text": " Okay. I kind of want to go down here."}, {"start": 2782.58, "end": 2788.7799999999997, "text": " recruit infiltrators in this dwelling where we can go growth increases by 3"}, {"start": 2788.7799999999997, "end": 2795.38, "text": " once per week of sport six crystals to the first visiting hero normal bell"}, {"start": 2795.9, "end": 2804.74, "text": " hmm let's go back let's go back let's go back I ended my turn"}, {"start": 2804.7400000000002, "end": 2810.42, "text": " Find a lumber mill or a gold mine."}, {"start": 2810.42, "end": 2817.34, "text": " I think everyone else is taking their turn right now, maybe."}, {"start": 2817.34, "end": 2820.42, "text": " Meow meow meow meow meow."}, {"start": 2820.42, "end": 2824.42, "text": " Increase each visiting hero's morale by 3 until the end of the week."}, {"start": 2824.42, "end": 2826.42, "text": " Uh, okay."}, {"start": 2826.42, "end": 2831.42, "text": " Still getting used to the controls, give me a moment."}, {"start": 2831.42, "end": 2833.42, "text": " Defeat Scar to obtain Medusa."}, {"start": 2833.42, "end": 2841.9, "text": " That was a random skill. Oh yeah, let's look at our lady. Our skills, our skills are just"}, {"start": 2841.9, "end": 2848.3, "text": " the stats here. Maybe it's this right here."}, {"start": 2848.3, "end": 2854.46, "text": " They're playing here as a mind magic as a child. I played three on and off, not like"}, {"start": 2854.46, "end": 2859.9, "text": " religiously. I didn't own it personally, so. But I'm like familiar, you know what I"}, {"start": 2859.9, "end": 2862.9, "text": " I'm not a Taurus, is what I'm trying to say."}, {"start": 2866.9, "end": 2870.9, "text": " Previous with a desire for greater glory wish to join."}, {"start": 2873.9, "end": 2875.9, "text": " Uh, I'll buy him, fuck it."}, {"start": 2877.9, "end": 2879.9, "text": " Wait, these are the better ones, though. Hang on."}, {"start": 2881.9, "end": 2885.9, "text": " I'm gonna spend all of my money on these stupid fucking tentacle guys, okay?"}, {"start": 2890.86, "end": 2893.5, "text": " You're gonna activate? Oh nice."}, {"start": 2899.58, "end": 2902.06, "text": " Already visited. Defeated card to obtain."}, {"start": 2904.3, "end": 2907.26, "text": " That's a normal battle. I'm looking for like an easy one."}, {"start": 2911.02, "end": 2912.54, "text": " Practice. Oh, we're Jim Depp."}, {"start": 2912.54, "end": 2918.38, "text": " Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me."}, {"start": 2918.38, "end": 2924.5, "text": " Let's read it by you, hang on."}, {"start": 2924.5, "end": 2925.5, "text": " Melee."}, {"start": 2925.5, "end": 2926.98, "text": " Does AOE flying?"}, {"start": 2926.98, "end": 2934.86, "text": " Sometimes it's a stack of ferocious rush-off in place of a friendly corpse."}, {"start": 2934.86, "end": 2936.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2936.64, "end": 2949.46, "text": " Okay, so each unit has like special things that it does I think this guy's a range"}, {"start": 2949.46, "end": 2956.46, "text": " Um, fellas?"}, {"start": 2956.46, "end": 2969.94, "text": " You think he's gonna go up or down?"}, {"start": 2969.94, "end": 2972.8, "text": " Is there a way to like expedite this movement here?"}, {"start": 2972.8, "end": 2976.18, "text": " I know you can like increase speed in general, but I just want to be able to like conclude"}, {"start": 2976.18, "end": 2982.1, "text": " his movement"}, {"start": 2982.1, "end": 2987.72, "text": " combat speed"}, {"start": 2987.72, "end": 2994.72, "text": " we're still only at 17\u79d2"}, {"start": 2996.5, "end": 3002.3199999999997, "text": " meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh!"}, {"start": 3002.32, "end": 3016.42, "text": " Minotaur is next you know I'm gonna do this wait what we're not powerful enough"}, {"start": 3016.42, "end": 3029.36, "text": " dude let's see here let's use this on yield technical mode I don't like that"}, {"start": 3029.36, "end": 3032.0800000000004, "text": " actually made him go up in turn order so that's kind of fucking cringe but"}, {"start": 3032.08, "end": 3042.7999999999997, "text": " whatever. Gringame! So why are they counter-attacking? What is that? Does every unit do that? Yeah,"}, {"start": 3042.7999999999997, "end": 3053.7999999999997, "text": " I think so in melee. Increase Heroes Defense by plus four. I don't know what that means."}, {"start": 3053.8, "end": 3055.8, "text": " Why is my defense important?"}, {"start": 3071.8, "end": 3073.8, "text": " Wait, they're still gonna attack though."}, {"start": 3075.8, "end": 3077.8, "text": " Might have to translate to army defense?"}, {"start": 3077.8, "end": 3078.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3078.8, "end": 3083.8, "text": " Ouch!"}, {"start": 3083.8, "end": 3086.8, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 3086.8, "end": 3095.8, "text": " I wonder if it means like an entire unit has to be destroyed to be able to use that."}, {"start": 3095.8, "end": 3106.8, "text": " We should have attacked the other guy, dude."}, {"start": 3106.8, "end": 3131.8, "text": " this is a new around I can't kill it will it counter if I do this listen"}, {"start": 3131.8, "end": 3145.76, "text": " Smash them, buddy."}, {"start": 3145.76, "end": 3146.76, "text": " Four to twelve."}, {"start": 3146.76, "end": 3152.04, "text": " We're gonna hit them with a range attack."}, {"start": 3152.04, "end": 3155.6400000000003, "text": " And then we're gonna hit them with..."}, {"start": 3155.6400000000003, "end": 3158.6400000000003, "text": " Oh, you can't reach."}, {"start": 3158.64, "end": 3161.64, "text": " Um, guys?"}, {"start": 3166.64, "end": 3169.64, "text": " Okay, maybe speed is an initiative."}, {"start": 3169.64, "end": 3173.64, "text": " We used the wrong spell. Speed is probably movement range."}, {"start": 3174.64, "end": 3176.64, "text": " Whoops."}, {"start": 3179.64, "end": 3181.64, "text": " Whoopsie daisy."}, {"start": 3181.64, "end": 3183.64, "text": " Alright, okay."}, {"start": 3183.64, "end": 3190.0, "text": " This unit is ranged, can't you read?"}, {"start": 3190.0, "end": 3196.48, "text": " Oh, I weren't gonna say that, where I could have read it."}, {"start": 3196.48, "end": 3206.4, "text": " Also, no, I'm illiterate."}, {"start": 3206.4, "end": 3207.4, "text": " Ranged attack."}, {"start": 3207.4, "end": 3209.7999999999997, "text": " Yeah, I know when you right click it, it says it, but like, I don't remember ever"}, {"start": 3209.7999999999997, "end": 3212.68, "text": " even right click it goes."}, {"start": 3212.6800000000003, "end": 3216.84, "text": " George and J.M. and Ged with us for 100 months?"}, {"start": 3216.84, "end": 3219.6800000000003, "text": " I also don't know how to make a attack."}, {"start": 3221.6800000000003, "end": 3222.6800000000003, "text": " Oh, I'm an idiot."}, {"start": 3225.6800000000003, "end": 3227.6800000000003, "text": " Uh, okay."}, {"start": 3234.6800000000003, "end": 3236.6800000000003, "text": " What the... stop."}, {"start": 3242.6800000000003, "end": 3248.6800000000003, "text": " Noob down. That's a noob down right there."}, {"start": 3248.6800000000003, "end": 3253.6800000000003, "text": " Lost some boys. Pepe sad hands with the gun."}, {"start": 3253.6800000000003, "end": 3257.6800000000003, "text": " Friendly dungeon creatures deal 10% and take minus 10% on native terrain."}, {"start": 3257.6800000000003, "end": 3264.6800000000003, "text": " When selecting a stance corresponding attribute of an enemy hero partially decreases. I like that."}, {"start": 3264.6800000000003, "end": 3266.6800000000003, "text": " When selecting a stance hero gains..."}, {"start": 3266.6800000000003, "end": 3269.6800000000003, "text": " Three temporary mana."}, {"start": 3269.6800000000003, "end": 3272.6800000000003, "text": " Hmm. That seems all so good."}, {"start": 3276.6800000000003, "end": 3278.6800000000003, "text": " Come on, do that."}, {"start": 3282.6800000000003, "end": 3284.6800000000003, "text": " Oh, yeah, we have to pick an artifact."}, {"start": 3284.6800000000003, "end": 3286.6800000000003, "text": " Wait, it looks like I can... Oh."}, {"start": 3288.6800000000003, "end": 3291.6800000000003, "text": " In Tactics Phase, creatures can be placed within a three-line area."}, {"start": 3291.6800000000003, "end": 3300.4, "text": " As opposed to two, one's for round here, gonna activate three systems above all the systems"}, {"start": 3300.4, "end": 3301.4, "text": " of the game."}, {"start": 3301.4, "end": 3302.4, "text": " Oh, plus six."}, {"start": 3302.4, "end": 3303.32, "text": " Yeah, we're gonna..."}, {"start": 3303.32, "end": 3304.32, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 3304.32, "end": 3311.2000000000003, "text": " Wait, is this the highest here?"}, {"start": 3311.2000000000003, "end": 3312.2000000000003, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3312.2000000000003, "end": 3319.8, "text": " I think I have to pick one of these."}, {"start": 3319.8, "end": 3323.0800000000004, "text": " Friendly Creatures Game plus one initiative. That seems really good."}, {"start": 3331.0, "end": 3333.44, "text": " The book by the characters portrait will give you bonus traits."}, {"start": 3334.0800000000004, "end": 3334.5800000000004, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3337.6400000000003, "end": 3341.4, "text": " On level at most of the time, you gain spell power and knowledge bonuses, blah, blah, blah."}, {"start": 3343.2000000000003, "end": 3345.2000000000003, "text": " This kills damaged guys with heroes level."}, {"start": 3349.8, "end": 3353.2000000000003, "text": " I wonder if this, like, initiative game is, like, the entire battle."}, {"start": 3358.0, "end": 3358.7000000000003, "text": " Let's do that."}, {"start": 3367.5, "end": 3369.4, "text": " Well, let's recruit some troggs, shall we?"}, {"start": 3372.9, "end": 3373.9, "text": " Wait, I'm poor."}, {"start": 3374.6000000000004, "end": 3377.0, "text": " Um, guys?"}, {"start": 3379.8, "end": 3394.5600000000004, "text": " Oh, the Wildcats took 7 for a million years?"}, {"start": 3394.5600000000004, "end": 3397.0, "text": " Hey, it's on."}, {"start": 3397.0, "end": 3401.7200000000003, "text": " We need that."}, {"start": 3401.7200000000003, "end": 3403.7200000000003, "text": " For building."}, {"start": 3403.7200000000003, "end": 3408.7200000000003, "text": " Uh, yeah, we don't have any money."}, {"start": 3408.7200000000003, "end": 3414.7200000000003, "text": " Why don't we check how long it's gonna take for my building to finish?"}, {"start": 3414.7200000000003, "end": 3416.7200000000003, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 3416.7200000000003, "end": 3421.7200000000003, "text": " What was this?"}, {"start": 3421.7200000000003, "end": 3427.7200000000003, "text": " It's always one turn."}, {"start": 3427.7200000000003, "end": 3434.7200000000003, "text": " New war and unlocks?"}, {"start": 3442.7200000000003, "end": 3444.7200000000003, "text": " Uh, what is this?"}, {"start": 3444.7200000000003, "end": 3446.7200000000003, "text": " Here is knowledge."}, {"start": 3448.7200000000003, "end": 3450.7200000000003, "text": " I don't think the sheep do anything."}, {"start": 3451.7200000000003, "end": 3453.7200000000003, "text": " Controlled by red. Yeah, it's me."}, {"start": 3454.7200000000003, "end": 3456.7200000000003, "text": " You fucking dope."}, {"start": 3457.7200000000003, "end": 3465.5200000000004, "text": " I'd just try."}, {"start": 3465.5200000000004, "end": 3468.6800000000003, "text": " Me me me me me me me me me."}, {"start": 3468.6800000000003, "end": 3478.34, "text": " Is there a way to auto resolve after you choose to kill them while they're running?"}, {"start": 3478.34, "end": 3490.98, "text": " Cori has two chrono-links and she's up."}, {"start": 3490.98, "end": 3497.02, "text": " Dude, you killed one of my minotors."}, {"start": 3497.02, "end": 3504.02, "text": " I'm probably sure to check his move."}, {"start": 3504.02, "end": 3518.02, "text": " I got 18 out of 40 mana right now."}, {"start": 3518.02, "end": 3523.02, "text": " Wait, who turns a hue?"}, {"start": 3523.02, "end": 3526.18, "text": " We're gonna do defense again."}, {"start": 3526.18, "end": 3536.42, "text": " Okay, we got six temporary ban now."}, {"start": 3536.42, "end": 3539.14, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 3539.14, "end": 3541.14, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 3541.14, "end": 3544.14, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 3548.14, "end": 3550.14, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 3555.14, "end": 3558.14, "text": " It's just the thing in nuked."}, {"start": 3559.14, "end": 3562.14, "text": " By yield counter attack."}, {"start": 3563.14, "end": 3565.14, "text": " My units!"}, {"start": 3571.14, "end": 3576.1, "text": " Why are you hitting that one?"}, {"start": 3576.1, "end": 3577.1, "text": " You fool."}, {"start": 3577.1, "end": 3582.2999999999997, "text": " I wonder if I can shoot over to Rain."}, {"start": 3582.2999999999997, "end": 3588.18, "text": " Nevermind."}, {"start": 3588.18, "end": 3591.58, "text": " So Rainjuice can either move or attack."}, {"start": 3591.58, "end": 3619.74, "text": " What color is my soul? Oh, I think you know. New round. Oh, we can wait. We're losing"}, {"start": 3619.7400000000002, "end": 3621.7400000000002, "text": " So many units, dude."}, {"start": 3628.46, "end": 3630.46, "text": " Plus one knowledge there."}, {"start": 3632.46, "end": 3635.1200000000003, "text": " And we're about to be level three. That's a friggin dead."}, {"start": 3637.6200000000003, "end": 3640.78, "text": " Twice between either 1,000 or 2,000 gold or half that amount of XP."}, {"start": 3645.1000000000004, "end": 3647.1000000000004, "text": " 20% more XP."}, {"start": 3649.7400000000002, "end": 3651.7400000000002, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3658.7400000000002, "end": 3660.7400000000002, "text": " I gotta go kill this guy."}, {"start": 3660.7400000000002, "end": 3662.7400000000002, "text": " Razor Village?"}, {"start": 3665.7400000000002, "end": 3667.7400000000002, "text": " Uhhhhhhh..."}, {"start": 3667.7400000000002, "end": 3669.7400000000002, "text": " Orrrrr..."}, {"start": 3672.7400000000002, "end": 3675.7400000000002, "text": " I kinda wish when I held Alt it would..."}, {"start": 3675.7400000000002, "end": 3677.7400000000002, "text": " it was this."}, {"start": 3677.7400000000002, "end": 3680.7400000000002, "text": " It's a new spell!"}, {"start": 3683.7400000000002, "end": 3686.7400000000002, "text": " Hornbread Logix or Subin?"}, {"start": 3687.7400000000002, "end": 3689.7400000000002, "text": " Mercury!"}, {"start": 3691.7400000000002, "end": 3694.7400000000002, "text": " You can use your other hero to pick up resources?"}, {"start": 3694.7400000000002, "end": 3696.7400000000002, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 3698.7400000000002, "end": 3702.7400000000002, "text": " Hey man, it's time to go. Wait, how do I deploy this bitch?"}, {"start": 3702.7400000000002, "end": 3711.34, "text": " We're gonna waste a couple of turns, huh?"}, {"start": 3711.34, "end": 3722.26, "text": " How do I swap quickly?"}, {"start": 3722.26, "end": 3723.26, "text": " Restart."}, {"start": 3723.26, "end": 3724.26, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3724.26, "end": 3732.26, "text": " Dude, you're getting rich, man!"}, {"start": 3732.26, "end": 3733.26, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 3736.6600000000003, "end": 3737.6600000000003, "text": " Devere!"}, {"start": 3748.6600000000003, "end": 3749.6600000000003, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 3750.46, "end": 3752.6600000000003, "text": " I don't know what an infiltrator is. Is this..."}, {"start": 3754.86, "end": 3755.86, "text": " Let's get the spell."}, {"start": 3758.76, "end": 3761.26, "text": " Early start scroll. I already have that spell, though."}, {"start": 3762.26, "end": 3768.9, "text": " Defeated scar to obtain sentinels of glory guardians of balance and we ran their resolve and cautious of the church expanding influence"}, {"start": 3770.46, "end": 3772.46, "text": " Don't fucking care"}, {"start": 3785.3, "end": 3789.5400000000004, "text": " That's a lot of that's a normal battle we haven't really recruited anything recently"}, {"start": 3792.26, "end": 3809.98, "text": " Okay! What is this right here? Is this the town that I have? Can I click the hog? Recruited"}, {"start": 3809.98, "end": 3823.42, "text": " weird squids. Yeah, they're cool. They're cool AF. What was this? They're confused by the flag."}, {"start": 3823.42, "end": 3841.42, "text": " That picked us up. Nope. Borealots head plus one knowledge. I think... everything's lethal"}, {"start": 3841.42, "end": 3843.42, "text": " Just because we have like no units I think, right?"}, {"start": 3857.9, "end": 3859.42, "text": " Rain, rain."}, {"start": 3859.42, "end": 3862.06, "text": " Oh look, there's so much ore on the ground. What the hell?"}, {"start": 3863.1, "end": 3864.2200000000003, "text": " We're gonna kill this guy first."}, {"start": 3867.1, "end": 3869.58, "text": " Uh, I think these are ranged units."}, {"start": 3871.42, "end": 3876.42, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 3876.42, "end": 3879.42, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3879.42, "end": 3883.42, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3883.42, "end": 3885.42, "text": " Word."}, {"start": 3885.42, "end": 3889.42, "text": " First we pick our stance."}, {"start": 3889.42, "end": 3894.42, "text": " Ah, it doesn't really matter what we pick right now."}, {"start": 3894.42, "end": 3898.42, "text": " Next we energize."}, {"start": 3898.42, "end": 3905.42, "text": " Then we smash this bitch."}, {"start": 3905.42, "end": 3910.42, "text": " I don't know what your other ability is."}, {"start": 3910.42, "end": 3920.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3920.42, "end": 3922.42, "text": " Go troggle at that chance."}, {"start": 3922.42, "end": 3925.42, "text": " Bro, they attacked him across the fucking map?"}, {"start": 3925.42, "end": 3926.42, "text": " Wait, I can do that."}, {"start": 3926.42, "end": 3927.42, "text": " I forgot."}, {"start": 3927.42, "end": 3934.42, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 3934.42, "end": 3938.42, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 3938.42, "end": 3947.42, "text": " Classic."}, {"start": 3947.42, "end": 3949.42, "text": " Brem brrem brrem."}, {"start": 3949.42, "end": 3953.42, "text": " I'll stew a tank."}, {"start": 3953.42, "end": 3960.44, "text": " What's do you really have anything like I wish I kind of kind of wish I had"}, {"start": 3960.44, "end": 3976.2400000000002, "text": " something that reduced my stance we're gonna wait we're"}, {"start": 3976.2400000000002, "end": 3996.8, "text": " wait nice kill those bitch give him the slam big man what he strikes first on"}, {"start": 3996.8, "end": 4004.32, "text": " counter attack what a piece of shit stop hitting my troglet of dice actually"}, {"start": 4004.32, "end": 4005.7200000000003, "text": " Keep hitting them, they suck."}, {"start": 4005.7200000000003, "end": 4006.7200000000003, "text": " Alright then."}, {"start": 4008.6200000000003, "end": 4009.6200000000003, "text": " FIRE!"}, {"start": 4012.92, "end": 4014.7200000000003, "text": " Alright, it's over for you."}, {"start": 4016.52, "end": 4017.82, "text": " Dude, they all do."}, {"start": 4017.82, "end": 4020.82, "text": " Fucking STUPID ASS ELF BITCH, man!"}, {"start": 4025.82, "end": 4026.82, "text": " B."}, {"start": 4031.2200000000003, "end": 4032.32, "text": " Go over the level."}, {"start": 4032.32, "end": 4037.88, "text": " You can learn tier 5 nightshade spells, 30% more XP."}, {"start": 4037.88, "end": 4041.84, "text": " Some of the avatars that skills up the heroes spell power and knowledge."}, {"start": 4041.84, "end": 4042.84, "text": " Doink."}, {"start": 4042.84, "end": 4051.84, "text": " Give it a shit, big."}, {"start": 4051.84, "end": 4055.0, "text": " Oh, we got him."}, {"start": 4055.0, "end": 4056.0, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 4056.0, "end": 4060.96, "text": " That was a good turn, I think."}, {"start": 4060.96, "end": 4084.16, "text": " Mark. Come Skellington, Nietzsche of the Mies. If thy dare. Those windows to 98 sounds?"}, {"start": 4084.1600000000003, "end": 4088.6200000000003, "text": " It sounds like they are kind of maybe possibly, but not like..."}, {"start": 4088.6200000000003, "end": 4090.5800000000004, "text": " Aw, for a detect."}, {"start": 4090.5800000000004, "end": 4092.5800000000004, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 4100.8, "end": 4102.3, "text": " Wait, he waited."}, {"start": 4103.240000000001, "end": 4104.240000000001, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 4105.72, "end": 4107.72, "text": " Explain thyself, fool."}, {"start": 4108.9800000000005, "end": 4109.9800000000005, "text": " What do you do?"}, {"start": 4109.9800000000005, "end": 4111.9800000000005, "text": " Aw, you're just like a trashy, you know."}, {"start": 4114.16, "end": 4121.16, "text": " I don't think we bailed this guy for now."}, {"start": 4121.16, "end": 4124.16, "text": " Retreat!"}, {"start": 4124.16, "end": 4132.16, "text": " And in, in, in, in, in, in, in."}, {"start": 4132.16, "end": 4135.16, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 4135.16, "end": 4142.16, "text": " Not really a good opportunity here."}, {"start": 4142.16, "end": 4144.16, "text": " Fire!"}, {"start": 4144.16, "end": 4145.16, "text": " Is he bleeding?"}, {"start": 4145.16, "end": 4146.16, "text": " Where's that icon?"}, {"start": 4146.16, "end": 4149.16, "text": " Oh, minus one defense."}, {"start": 4149.16, "end": 4152.16, "text": " Wrong button."}, {"start": 4152.16, "end": 4155.16, "text": " Sorry, sir."}, {"start": 4155.16, "end": 4158.16, "text": " Oh, sorry."}, {"start": 4158.16, "end": 4160.16, "text": " Fire!"}, {"start": 4160.16, "end": 4162.16, "text": " Fire!"}, {"start": 4162.16, "end": 4164.16, "text": " Fire!"}, {"start": 4164.16, "end": 4166.16, "text": " Fire!"}, {"start": 4166.16, "end": 4168.16, "text": " Fire!"}, {"start": 4168.16, "end": 4170.16, "text": " Fire!"}, {"start": 4170.16, "end": 4176.16, "text": " I'm gonna wait."}, {"start": 4176.16, "end": 4181.16, "text": " Okay, it didn't work."}, {"start": 4181.16, "end": 4186.16, "text": " Classic."}, {"start": 4186.16, "end": 4189.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4189.16, "end": 4195.16, "text": " I don't want to get counter attack last guy when he has 85 dudes."}, {"start": 4195.16, "end": 4197.16, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 4205.72, "end": 4207.72, "text": " Talk to her!"}, {"start": 4210.599999999999, "end": 4212.599999999999, "text": " Uh, we'll do defense."}, {"start": 4218.12, "end": 4220.12, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 4220.12, "end": 4225.12, "text": " Wait, this is zero mana."}, {"start": 4225.12, "end": 4228.12, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 4228.12, "end": 4232.12, "text": " I can just do this?"}, {"start": 4236.12, "end": 4238.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4238.12, "end": 4241.12, "text": " Have you met my avatar?"}, {"start": 4241.12, "end": 4243.12, "text": " Mitch?"}, {"start": 4243.12, "end": 4245.12, "text": " What are your stats?"}, {"start": 4245.12, "end": 4247.12, "text": " 84 HP."}, {"start": 4247.12, "end": 4250.12, "text": " Teleports directly to destination Hex."}, {"start": 4253.12, "end": 4255.12, "text": " You got a lot of defense, Mike."}, {"start": 4260.12, "end": 4262.12, "text": " Aw, man."}, {"start": 4262.12, "end": 4264.12, "text": " Oh, we already attacked."}, {"start": 4265.12, "end": 4267.12, "text": " Now you can't punish us!"}, {"start": 4268.12, "end": 4270.12, "text": " Hiya!"}, {"start": 4271.12, "end": 4273.12, "text": " Oh, nice. Good to go again."}, {"start": 4274.12, "end": 4276.12, "text": " Hiya, too!"}, {"start": 4277.12, "end": 4281.12, "text": " Some of them? Huh?"}, {"start": 4290.12, "end": 4292.12, "text": " Calling out to Scanlan!"}, {"start": 4297.12, "end": 4298.12, "text": " Oh, neat."}, {"start": 4299.12, "end": 4301.12, "text": " Oh, I'm in a movement. No!"}, {"start": 4301.12, "end": 4302.12, "text": " Sorry, you."}, {"start": 4302.12, "end": 4310.48, "text": " Can I just rape or crude a hero from without having a hero in my town?"}, {"start": 4310.48, "end": 4313.48, "text": " How does that work?"}, {"start": 4313.48, "end": 4325.68, "text": " You can have a Warpix for something?"}, {"start": 4325.68, "end": 4327.5599999999995, "text": " Something scattered means something else."}, {"start": 4327.5599999999995, "end": 4328.5599999999995, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 4328.56, "end": 4334.6, "text": " talking about the poop. And the fact that you keep thinking about the poop is actually"}, {"start": 4334.6, "end": 4339.68, "text": " kind of telling me about it. No, Pets."}, {"start": 4339.68, "end": 4345.76, "text": " Uh, this one."}, {"start": 4345.76, "end": 4348.76, "text": " Connected to the law, bitch."}, {"start": 4355.76, "end": 4359.76, "text": " What is the resource we're using to unlock this?"}, {"start": 4359.76, "end": 4364.76, "text": " 20% damage with it's basic it is."}, {"start": 4364.76, "end": 4369.76, "text": " Can be unlocked."}, {"start": 4369.76, "end": 4373.76, "text": " I want Blessing."}, {"start": 4381.76, "end": 4383.76, "text": " We can get Lightning Bolt!"}, {"start": 4387.76, "end": 4390.76, "text": " Rehabilitation of all neutral squads on the global map."}, {"start": 4394.76, "end": 4398.76, "text": " What's this? Oh, it looks like a special kind of resource."}, {"start": 4399.76, "end": 4410.96, "text": " I think I have to find this spell?"}, {"start": 4410.96, "end": 4411.96, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4411.96, "end": 4416.04, "text": " Or maybe the constellation, that's just like for flavor or whatever."}, {"start": 4416.04, "end": 4420.400000000001, "text": " I get it."}, {"start": 4420.400000000001, "end": 4421.400000000001, "text": " I think I get it."}, {"start": 4421.400000000001, "end": 4423.88, "text": " I think I've truly, I've begun to understand."}, {"start": 4423.88, "end": 4427.04, "text": " Oh, here's my map of the bottom left."}, {"start": 4427.04, "end": 4435.2, "text": " Bob-Bob-Bob."}, {"start": 4435.2, "end": 4445.16, "text": " Mage Guild 2."}, {"start": 4445.16, "end": 4447.8, "text": " Seems like I unlocked one spell for each one."}, {"start": 4447.8, "end": 4450.88, "text": " Wait, you can upgrade each spell?"}, {"start": 4450.88, "end": 4452.88, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 4452.88, "end": 4459.88, "text": " Um, guys? It looks like it uses the dust."}, {"start": 4466.4800000000005, "end": 4471.4800000000005, "text": " I want like a cheap spell that I can spam that would be useful, but it looks like..."}, {"start": 4477.28, "end": 4481.28, "text": " Yeah, most things cost like six or like whatever. One of them cost four, but it's not very good."}, {"start": 4481.28, "end": 4488.2, "text": " Fireball we got ice bolts"}, {"start": 4494.04, "end": 4496.04, "text": " Neat"}, {"start": 4500.96, "end": 4505.36, "text": " We got a lock you can't unlock any more spells today. I"}, {"start": 4508.4, "end": 4510.4, "text": " Want fireball"}, {"start": 4511.28, "end": 4518.639999999999, "text": " You can make obstacles, casting hair, immediately interact with any external dwelling you control"}, {"start": 4518.639999999999, "end": 4525.759999999999, "text": " within 2 times plus herosite, or 2 times herosite, usable once per day."}, {"start": 4525.759999999999, "end": 4526.759999999999, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 4526.759999999999, "end": 4531.36, "text": " Double-ray target-friendly creature up to 4 hexes from its current axe."}, {"start": 4531.36, "end": 4538.36, "text": " It has 30 magic damage per focus charged to all creatures in a 1 hex radius."}, {"start": 4538.36, "end": 4546.24, "text": " We have one counter-attack charge from the target enemy for this round, whoa."}, {"start": 4546.24, "end": 4551.4, "text": " Well, I was a... we'll save our ship for now."}, {"start": 4551.4, "end": 4556.04, "text": " How come these units haven't replenished?"}, {"start": 4556.04, "end": 4561.24, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 4561.24, "end": 4564.48, "text": " It takes a week."}, {"start": 4564.48, "end": 4565.48, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4565.4800000000005, "end": 4571.4800000000005, "text": " Oh this most reading I've done in months."}, {"start": 4572.320000000001, "end": 4577.72, "text": " Fuck you. Maybe we should recruit another guy."}, {"start": 4579.080000000001, "end": 4582.88, "text": " Yeah maybe one more."}, {"start": 4586.200000000001, "end": 4591.240000000001, "text": " Poor knowledge. Oh that's the lich."}, {"start": 4591.24, "end": 4598.24, "text": " I'll just grab this bitch."}, {"start": 4598.24, "end": 4601.24, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 4601.24, "end": 4607.24, "text": " Mew, meew, meew, meew."}, {"start": 4607.24, "end": 4614.24, "text": " Kinda nice how the circus right here shows."}, {"start": 4614.24, "end": 4615.24, "text": " Wham-wam-wam-wam!"}, {"start": 4617.74, "end": 4619.74, "text": " Kinda nice how the circus right now says."}, {"start": 4623.24, "end": 4628.24, "text": " How many creatures attack and events increase by 20% of this hero's spell, power, and knowledge?"}, {"start": 4628.24, "end": 4629.24, "text": " Respect him."}, {"start": 4635.24, "end": 4638.24, "text": " Or of wizardry, defense increase."}, {"start": 4638.74, "end": 4639.74, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 4644.24, "end": 4646.24, "text": " Maybe Spell Power?"}, {"start": 4649.599999999999, "end": 4651.599999999999, "text": " Clicks randomly?"}, {"start": 4652.32, "end": 4654.32, "text": " But how come it doesn't say I've already visited this?"}, {"start": 4658.0, "end": 4661.599999999999, "text": " Did I forget to visit this? Overtime effects cast by Friendly Creatures last for plus one round."}, {"start": 4662.96, "end": 4666.32, "text": " Friendly Creatures ability, deal 40% more damage. Overtime spell effects cost..."}, {"start": 4668.96, "end": 4670.96, "text": " Unique per hero."}, {"start": 4670.96, "end": 4675.96, "text": " Once per game, it says."}, {"start": 4675.96, "end": 4680.96, "text": " Yeah, I just never visited that, I think."}, {"start": 4680.96, "end": 4685.96, "text": " Merel, merel, merel."}, {"start": 4685.96, "end": 4690.96, "text": " Get some units, get some freaking units."}, {"start": 4690.96, "end": 4695.96, "text": " Lethal battle."}, {"start": 4695.96, "end": 4705.32, "text": " You're an idiot."}, {"start": 4705.32, "end": 4707.32, "text": " Fucking dope."}, {"start": 4707.32, "end": 4713.52, "text": " Gives golden gems."}, {"start": 4713.52, "end": 4714.52, "text": " You can't kill it anyway."}, {"start": 4714.52, "end": 4721.2, "text": " Now we're probably gonna have to bring it back to town."}, {"start": 4721.2, "end": 4723.2, "text": " Let's beeeeeee."}, {"start": 4726.679999999999, "end": 4728.679999999999, "text": " I can't click that when he's guarding it."}, {"start": 4728.679999999999, "end": 4729.679999999999, "text": " Bitch."}, {"start": 4731.32, "end": 4733.32, "text": " Yo, we're freakin' scouting right now, dude."}, {"start": 4736.76, "end": 4738.76, "text": " I think we need money."}, {"start": 4738.76, "end": 4740.76, "text": " Probably not. I don't know."}, {"start": 4745.44, "end": 4747.44, "text": " Wish moneyeeeeee."}, {"start": 4751.2, "end": 4760.16, "text": " Did we ever get the normal battle they had skeleton archer"}, {"start": 4770.16, "end": 4776.96, "text": " Each of us in here is attacked by one difficult battle right click for more info long reach"}, {"start": 4778.36, "end": 4780.36, "text": " As the pair say"}, {"start": 4781.2, "end": 4784.8, "text": " We got the range, bitch."}, {"start": 4784.8, "end": 4792.8, "text": " I got hooves."}, {"start": 4792.8, "end": 4793.8, "text": " It's a fucking halfling."}, {"start": 4793.8, "end": 4801.08, "text": " Range is actually a full range damage at any range."}, {"start": 4801.08, "end": 4807.88, "text": " How much better do we have?"}, {"start": 4807.88, "end": 4811.8, "text": " uh... seventeen"}, {"start": 4811.8, "end": 4813.52, "text": " and they run him bro"}, {"start": 4813.52, "end": 4815.4400000000005, "text": " no we won't"}, {"start": 4815.4400000000005, "end": 4816.84, "text": " back"}, {"start": 4816.84, "end": 4821.02, "text": " down"}, {"start": 4821.02, "end": 4826.900000000001, "text": " all the split up"}, {"start": 4826.900000000001, "end": 4832.84, "text": " man"}, {"start": 4832.84, "end": 4834.66, "text": " they were my tier two spells"}, {"start": 4834.66, "end": 4838.26, "text": " Oh no! She has to go back to learn them, dude!"}, {"start": 4840.139999999999, "end": 4841.82, "text": " Nooooo!"}, {"start": 4846.74, "end": 4848.74, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 4853.22, "end": 4854.099999999999, "text": " This is not good."}, {"start": 4855.0599999999995, "end": 4856.5, "text": " Oh! Get in there, buddy!"}, {"start": 4856.5, "end": 4867.18, "text": " We're about to take so much fucking damage, it's so sad, it's so sad that this is about"}, {"start": 4867.18, "end": 4873.14, "text": " to happen actually."}, {"start": 4873.14, "end": 4874.98, "text": " Stop hitting him!"}, {"start": 4874.98, "end": 4882.1, "text": " You're hitting my stupid fucking frog lizard people dude."}, {"start": 4882.1, "end": 4892.1, "text": " Why are you fooled?"}, {"start": 4892.1, "end": 4910.42, "text": " We'll do defense again."}, {"start": 4910.42, "end": 4920.22, "text": " of the freaking Minotaur of Hell?"}, {"start": 4920.22, "end": 4921.9, "text": " Get in there, big man."}, {"start": 4921.9, "end": 4936.78, "text": " I'm coming."}, {"start": 4936.78, "end": 4939.1, "text": " Is the Sacking from behind do anything?"}, {"start": 4939.1, "end": 4940.1, "text": " Why'd you do that?"}, {"start": 4940.1, "end": 4942.1, "text": " weird. Hey stop, don't hit him."}, {"start": 4945.900000000001, "end": 4946.54, "text": " Chop it."}, {"start": 4955.860000000001, "end": 4958.1, "text": " I think we did that backwards. Order."}, {"start": 4962.46, "end": 4964.3, "text": " How come these halflings didn't offer to join us?"}, {"start": 4966.34, "end": 4967.14, "text": " So cring."}, {"start": 4970.1, "end": 4981.3, "text": " Ah, defense."}, {"start": 4981.3, "end": 4983.9800000000005, "text": " Chat use alternatively of all this of the T-word please?"}, {"start": 4983.9800000000005, "end": 4984.9800000000005, "text": " Um, actually."}, {"start": 4984.9800000000005, "end": 4989.9800000000005, "text": " I don't want to use my mana."}, {"start": 4989.9800000000005, "end": 4992.9400000000005, "text": " How much of my mana do we have, three?"}, {"start": 4992.9400000000005, "end": 4993.9400000000005, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 4993.9400000000005, "end": 4996.9400000000005, "text": " So get up!"}, {"start": 5000.9400000000005, "end": 5002.9400000000005, "text": " You can't reach him, you're weakly."}, {"start": 5002.9400000000005, "end": 5004.9400000000005, "text": " And now he gets to go again."}, {"start": 5005.9400000000005, "end": 5007.9400000000005, "text": " You fucking bitch."}, {"start": 5011.9400000000005, "end": 5015.9400000000005, "text": " Oh yay! See? You just gotta insult him a bit."}, {"start": 5019.9400000000005, "end": 5021.9400000000005, "text": " That's a ding right there, boy."}, {"start": 5023.9400000000005, "end": 5028.1, "text": " Here we're gonna use the spellbook one more time per battle round, but only to cast a spell of magic"}, {"start": 5028.1, "end": 5036.34, "text": " school that hasn't been used this round. Cost bonus mana. Provides a chance of...I wonder if the chance for..."}, {"start": 5043.780000000001, "end": 5044.34, "text": " Oh, I see."}, {"start": 5047.3, "end": 5050.9800000000005, "text": " Battlecraft. Don't we know that? No."}, {"start": 5053.9400000000005, "end": 5055.9400000000005, "text": " uh"}, {"start": 5057.860000000001, "end": 5062.34, "text": " Box over there for something you guys think surrendering it has to be good"}, {"start": 5071.820000000001, "end": 5073.820000000001, "text": " Firstly battle"}, {"start": 5074.9400000000005, "end": 5076.9400000000005, "text": " Then we craft"}, {"start": 5079.460000000001, "end": 5082.22, "text": " Does anyone know how to regenerate me"}, {"start": 5083.9400000000005, "end": 5099.000000000001, "text": " Yeah, I know, this happens, fountains."}, {"start": 5099.000000000001, "end": 5102.620000000001, "text": " What are we making, boys?"}, {"start": 5102.62, "end": 5118.66, "text": " I feel like we need, we, what we need to do is actually, we need to make some of these"}, {"start": 5118.66, "end": 5122.0199999999995, "text": " so that we'll get more per week."}, {"start": 5122.0199999999995, "end": 5128.34, "text": " We'll probably should have done that first, whoops, whoopsie."}, {"start": 5128.34, "end": 5133.34, "text": " some cave units? Once we're getting grants, a random small reward."}, {"start": 5137.34, "end": 5139.34, "text": " What? Hey!"}, {"start": 5143.34, "end": 5145.34, "text": " They didn't realize they were also in the building."}, {"start": 5147.34, "end": 5150.34, "text": " Those cost two less mana! What the..."}, {"start": 5151.34, "end": 5153.34, "text": " Who's guarding that?"}, {"start": 5158.34, "end": 5171.3, "text": " Looks like you are guarding them well we got a circle around so let's circle"}, {"start": 5171.3, "end": 5188.1, "text": " around so you always destroy them right right no you want the XP"}, {"start": 5188.34, "end": 5190.34, "text": " Kind of do you"}, {"start": 5191.9400000000005, "end": 5193.9400000000005, "text": " Me me me me up"}, {"start": 5196.34, "end": 5202.34, "text": " Is that greedy ready ready Goku gritty"}, {"start": 5208.14, "end": 5210.14, "text": " Defense"}, {"start": 5211.26, "end": 5216.68, "text": " Enterprise it's yield range the lad wait"}, {"start": 5218.34, "end": 5221.72, "text": " Oh god, they're both ranged."}, {"start": 5221.72, "end": 5226.8, "text": " Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh."}, {"start": 5226.8, "end": 5232.76, "text": " Eh, lol, maybe we should have done an initiative on our ranged unit?"}, {"start": 5232.76, "end": 5235.92, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5235.92, "end": 5239.54, "text": " Keep it stepping."}, {"start": 5239.54, "end": 5241.54, "text": " It's steppin"}, {"start": 5246.38, "end": 5248.54, "text": " We got we got a we're gonna get new units"}, {"start": 5250.7, "end": 5255.26, "text": " We're kind of bleeding I'm bleeding out cuz I'll probably have it"}, {"start": 5261.42, "end": 5263.42, "text": " Rainer manor manor"}, {"start": 5269.54, "end": 5289.22, "text": " defense wait dude you're one off you fool"}, {"start": 5299.54, "end": 5302.62, "text": " Can't reach them. There we go. There we go. XD."}, {"start": 5306.14, "end": 5315.98, "text": " My guys need to be a little bit faster at, like, I don't know why I moved this guy in an attack, by the way."}, {"start": 5323.0199999999995, "end": 5325.0199999999995, "text": " Dumb idiot, mayhaps?"}, {"start": 5325.02, "end": 5328.860000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, they go first."}, {"start": 5328.860000000001, "end": 5330.580000000001, "text": " Oh, never mind, they already went."}, {"start": 5330.580000000001, "end": 5332.14, "text": " I wonder if there's a way to..."}, {"start": 5332.14, "end": 5335.860000000001, "text": " I think the little sword on them means that they can counterattack."}, {"start": 5335.860000000001, "end": 5338.660000000001, "text": " Like the cross swords."}, {"start": 5338.660000000001, "end": 5341.160000000001, "text": " Mmmmmmmm."}, {"start": 5341.160000000001, "end": 5343.160000000001, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 5343.16, "end": 5350.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5350.16, "end": 5359.5199999999995, "text": " Don't ride go on."}, {"start": 5359.5199999999995, "end": 5360.92, "text": " What is the purpose of Spell Power?"}, {"start": 5360.92, "end": 5371.28, "text": " Oh wait, no, don't question."}, {"start": 5371.28, "end": 5389.719999999999, "text": " strike. How about I give him a lucky set? Uh, no thanks. The Circle of Life. Oh, we can"}, {"start": 5389.72, "end": 5402.4800000000005, "text": " go in there. Abyssal Envoys. Guys we might be starting to buy creatures of hell."}, {"start": 5408.72, "end": 5415.2, "text": " This cow got this cow got mooshrooms on the back, dude. This thing's blocking my"}, {"start": 5415.2, "end": 5436.38, "text": " path. Cringe. You literally cannot do anything over here. Wait, maybe this? No. Okay, use single"}, {"start": 5436.38, "end": 5438.38, "text": " You don't have to double click."}, {"start": 5441.38, "end": 5443.38, "text": " Get some XP."}, {"start": 5450.38, "end": 5454.38, "text": " It seemed kind of annoying to try and remember where we could pick units up from."}, {"start": 5466.38, "end": 5472.86, "text": " hold all and over now yeah I know I know well it highlights everything"}, {"start": 5472.86, "end": 5477.06, "text": " why don't I get my guy to go in here"}, {"start": 5480.78, "end": 5483.78, "text": " can you"}, {"start": 5486.62, "end": 5490.62, "text": " you said to change the highlight color"}, {"start": 5496.38, "end": 5507.62, "text": " always highlight interact with us was that like is that more readable fellows"}, {"start": 5507.62, "end": 5520.14, "text": " Should I turn it on?"}, {"start": 5520.14, "end": 5524.5, "text": " Look closer to the entrance to start to enter the city."}, {"start": 5524.5, "end": 5533.0599999999995, "text": " Oh, look at that."}, {"start": 5533.06, "end": 5536.54, "text": " just a low color from yellow will be nice"}, {"start": 5537.860000000001, "end": 5540.38, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 5548.9400000000005, "end": 5552.46, "text": " what what color fellow"}, {"start": 5563.06, "end": 5569.9400000000005, "text": " visited objects maybe this one"}, {"start": 5569.9400000000005, "end": 5577.9400000000005, "text": " okay I like that"}, {"start": 5577.9400000000005, "end": 5600.06, "text": " Free Markov. That's not happening, bitch. Let me be clear. Markov will forever remain"}, {"start": 5600.06, "end": 5602.06, "text": " A prisoner! A war!"}, {"start": 5605.64, "end": 5607.14, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 5611.6, "end": 5612.6, "text": " Bitch!"}, {"start": 5623.54, "end": 5626.04, "text": " Jim's on first waterboarding? Granted. Granted."}, {"start": 5630.06, "end": 5632.06, "text": " Dude, happy new week, everybody."}, {"start": 5637.02, "end": 5639.02, "text": " Uh, let's see here."}, {"start": 5653.820000000001, "end": 5655.820000000001, "text": " I think we'll just get both of these, right?"}, {"start": 5660.06, "end": 5671.34, "text": " Okay, big units. Wait, I can deliver units to other parties, can I? We want her to go"}, {"start": 5671.34, "end": 5676.18, "text": " down there and learn the spells, though."}, {"start": 5676.18, "end": 5688.18, "text": " Plus three attack."}, {"start": 5688.18, "end": 5694.18, "text": " These things are so fucking scary, man."}, {"start": 5694.18, "end": 5695.18, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 5695.18, "end": 5700.18, "text": " Is there really anything for my scout suit anymore, I don't think?"}, {"start": 5700.18, "end": 5707.18, "text": " We gotta build them up."}, {"start": 5707.18, "end": 5712.18, "text": " Or do no."}, {"start": 5712.18, "end": 5717.18, "text": " Ruff."}, {"start": 5717.18, "end": 5720.18, "text": " Dang."}, {"start": 5720.18, "end": 5726.18, "text": " Uh, you don't really use magic."}, {"start": 5726.18, "end": 5734.18, "text": " Devere, son of Devere, with his one-troglet-eight best friend he, traveling the motherfuckin' land."}, {"start": 5739.18, "end": 5741.18, "text": " Seems to be Luke."}, {"start": 5743.18, "end": 5749.18, "text": " Devere and Luke, traveling through the motherfuckin' land."}, {"start": 5749.18, "end": 5760.54, "text": " Difficult, they say. Smurks. Yeah, we should probably just go get our units before we do"}, {"start": 5760.54, "end": 5762.06, "text": " anything else."}, {"start": 5762.06, "end": 5779.660000000001, "text": " We got full mana."}, {"start": 5779.660000000001, "end": 5788.06, "text": " Thorno thinks there's a little..."}, {"start": 5788.06, "end": 5791.700000000001, "text": " So can I rename my hero?"}, {"start": 5791.7, "end": 5793.7, "text": " or some shell like that? That'd be cool."}, {"start": 5800.099999999999, "end": 5800.599999999999, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 5802.3, "end": 5805.099999999999, "text": " Can I use this or do I have to have it equipped to be able to use it?"}, {"start": 5814.2, "end": 5815.5, "text": " This guy said no."}, {"start": 5816.2, "end": 5817.0, "text": " Elaborate."}, {"start": 5818.5, "end": 5820.3, "text": " I will accept I don't know."}, {"start": 5821.7, "end": 5830.7, "text": " All right, dude, time to juice up."}, {"start": 5830.7, "end": 5836.7, "text": " Oh, yeah, bud."}, {"start": 5836.7, "end": 5841.7, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 5841.7, "end": 5843.7, "text": " Undead pet."}, {"start": 5843.7, "end": 5847.7, "text": " I don't fucking care about that, bitch."}, {"start": 5847.7, "end": 5852.7, "text": " 20% of the damage dealt into additional HP."}, {"start": 5855.7, "end": 5857.7, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 5857.7, "end": 5860.7, "text": " Is this a range? No."}, {"start": 5861.7, "end": 5865.7, "text": " It takes minus 30% melee damage, sure."}, {"start": 5867.7, "end": 5869.7, "text": " Okay..."}, {"start": 5869.7, "end": 5872.7, "text": " It's time to kill."}, {"start": 5872.7, "end": 5885.9, "text": " Normal battle."}, {"start": 5885.9, "end": 5898.139999999999, "text": " Each attack and counterattack deals plus 20% pure damage or plus 20% damage."}, {"start": 5898.14, "end": 5900.14, "text": " Let's go over here."}, {"start": 5903.64, "end": 5906.14, "text": " How do you handle scam callers when you talk to them?"}, {"start": 5911.14, "end": 5913.14, "text": " I don't..."}, {"start": 5913.14, "end": 5915.14, "text": " do not talk to them."}, {"start": 5915.64, "end": 5922.14, "text": " I feel like modern phones have so many ways to literally ignore phone calls, though, like, you should never be a scam call to them."}, {"start": 5928.14, "end": 5939.38, "text": " Meow meow meow meow meow plus defense all right tier two spells"}, {"start": 5947.22, "end": 5949.22, "text": " It's freaking ice bolt time"}, {"start": 5958.14, "end": 5972.5, "text": " We're gonna get like a new city dude."}, {"start": 5972.5, "end": 5976.9400000000005, "text": " fellow troglodyte champ."}, {"start": 5976.9400000000005, "end": 5979.9400000000005, "text": " okay."}, {"start": 5979.9400000000005, "end": 5982.9400000000005, "text": " weird."}, {"start": 5982.9400000000005, "end": 6003.500000000001, "text": " Dude, she killed like 30 of them, dawg."}, {"start": 6003.500000000001, "end": 6004.500000000001, "text": " That's fucked up."}, {"start": 6004.500000000001, "end": 6007.38, "text": " Oh, it's not fucking cool."}, {"start": 6007.38, "end": 6009.38, "text": " It's got a cooldown! Uh-oh."}, {"start": 6014.74, "end": 6019.38, "text": " Uh, let's see here. I don't think I went out of attack. Maybe."}, {"start": 6026.18, "end": 6032.82, "text": " Let's see what happens, bugger. Yeah, that was stupid. Could be stupider, though."}, {"start": 6037.38, "end": 6050.58, "text": " You're so fucking slow, man."}, {"start": 6050.58, "end": 6064.18, "text": " Yeah maybe we should have given one of our units speed."}, {"start": 6064.18, "end": 6084.740000000001, "text": " These poor Chargill days, man, they're just fucking pin cushions."}, {"start": 6084.740000000001, "end": 6090.740000000001, "text": " Oh my god, I'm so stupid."}, {"start": 6090.74, "end": 6096.74, "text": " We should have waited."}, {"start": 6096.74, "end": 6101.74, "text": " And then used our avatar to take out their counter attack."}, {"start": 6101.74, "end": 6103.74, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 6105.74, "end": 6107.74, "text": " Smash them."}, {"start": 6109.74, "end": 6111.74, "text": " Now dog them."}, {"start": 6116.74, "end": 6119.74, "text": " Now it's your time to shine, Trogledite."}, {"start": 6120.74, "end": 6122.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6129.86, "end": 6132.139999999999, "text": " Chance of neutral squads. Oh expert close"}, {"start": 6134.78, "end": 6137.5, "text": " Sometimes that was for the skills more strongly to hear a spell power knowledge"}, {"start": 6142.98, "end": 6146.219999999999, "text": " What do you think new avatar or expert diplomas"}, {"start": 6146.22, "end": 6152.52, "text": " Dog Brown Town, these are some diplomacy."}, {"start": 6152.52, "end": 6153.820000000001, "text": " I mean, we're kind of committing, huh?"}, {"start": 6153.820000000001, "end": 6159.62, "text": " 20% of the number of units from Nutri-Scott's joining the Heroes Army."}, {"start": 6159.62, "end": 6160.820000000001, "text": " I don't have like the money, though."}, {"start": 6160.820000000001, "end": 6165.42, "text": " They might as 50% go up to recruit, doubled up the new economy."}, {"start": 6165.42, "end": 6172.42, "text": " Need a lot of money for diplomacy."}, {"start": 6172.42, "end": 6173.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6173.42, "end": 6174.42, "text": " Can I go back?"}, {"start": 6174.42, "end": 6175.42, "text": " Where am I locked in?"}, {"start": 6175.42, "end": 6180.22, "text": " in. Yo, I think I'm locked in, dude."}, {"start": 6189.82, "end": 6190.82, "text": " Look at the minuscule."}, {"start": 6196.02, "end": 6197.02, "text": " Oh, we're into this."}, {"start": 6200.32, "end": 6202.22, "text": " And it's not really much for you to do there, buddy."}, {"start": 6205.42, "end": 6219.62, "text": " Hmm. Do the heroes have an upkeep?"}, {"start": 6219.62, "end": 6229.62, "text": " And regor, laced for seven?"}, {"start": 6229.62, "end": 6232.62, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6232.62, "end": 6237.62, "text": " Yeah, maybe we should main more of these."}, {"start": 6237.62, "end": 6241.62, "text": " Erm, guys?"}, {"start": 6241.62, "end": 6245.62, "text": " They have updog."}, {"start": 6245.62, "end": 6248.62, "text": " What's updog?"}, {"start": 6248.62, "end": 6276.9, "text": " You know, I forget some of these places to, uh, recruit."}, {"start": 6276.900000000001, "end": 6289.660000000001, "text": " I'm tired of fighting fucking ranged units man."}, {"start": 6289.660000000001, "end": 6303.22, "text": " I'm gonna live you right, I'm gonna live you right."}, {"start": 6303.22, "end": 6305.22, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 6305.22, "end": 6307.22, "text": " Oh, that's Cave Dragon."}, {"start": 6310.22, "end": 6312.22, "text": " What's that spear?"}, {"start": 6319.22, "end": 6321.22, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 6321.22, "end": 6324.22, "text": " I don't have any money. Can't really get money."}, {"start": 6327.22, "end": 6329.22, "text": " Get money."}, {"start": 6359.22, "end": 6366.22, "text": " Just like Archers and Ostringer."}, {"start": 6366.22, "end": 6372.22, "text": " Humans!"}, {"start": 6372.22, "end": 6379.22, "text": " I'm gonna kill you!"}, {"start": 6379.22, "end": 6383.22, "text": " Shut up, humans!"}, {"start": 6383.22, "end": 6385.22, "text": " I'll kill you!"}, {"start": 6385.22, "end": 6388.22, "text": " Where'd you go in there?"}, {"start": 6388.22, "end": 6411.58, "text": " I got someone from the main."}, {"start": 6411.58, "end": 6413.58, "text": " I'm going in."}, {"start": 6433.34, "end": 6435.34, "text": " Get the shoot man first."}, {"start": 6441.58, "end": 6448.58, "text": " Hit the avatar, I know you want to, if you want. Wait, an attack. Weird. Weird."}, {"start": 6455.18, "end": 6456.68, "text": " Motherfuckin' Icebowl of Hell."}, {"start": 6464.18, "end": 6465.38, "text": " Backstab of Hell."}, {"start": 6468.38, "end": 6469.38, "text": " Teleport of Hell."}, {"start": 6471.58, "end": 6473.58, "text": " consume your counterattack up hell."}, {"start": 6479.66, "end": 6480.46, "text": " I can't reach it."}, {"start": 6483.26, "end": 6484.7, "text": " Now is your chance, Trogladeid."}, {"start": 6485.84, "end": 6486.5, "text": " Go forth."}, {"start": 6492.12, "end": 6493.24, "text": " What are you gonna do, bitch?"}, {"start": 6493.24, "end": 6499.24, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 6499.28, "end": 6506.5, "text": " Abyssal on board's."}, {"start": 6506.5199999999995, "end": 6512.46, "text": " Those are infiltrator's, I think."}, {"start": 6512.46, "end": 6514.12, "text": " What's this hack?"}, {"start": 6514.12, "end": 6515.5, "text": " Oh, we're surrounded."}, {"start": 6515.5, "end": 6520.2, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 6520.2, "end": 6521.139999999999, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 6521.14, "end": 6522.14, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 6524.12, "end": 6525.26, "text": " They are not..."}, {"start": 6525.26, "end": 6527.12, "text": " They are not the infiltrators."}, {"start": 6529.740000000001, "end": 6531.08, "text": " UUUMM"}, {"start": 6531.08, "end": 6531.56, "text": " GOD"}, {"start": 6531.56, "end": 6531.820000000001, "text": " GOD"}, {"start": 6531.820000000001, "end": 6532.08, "text": " GOD"}, {"start": 6532.08, "end": 6532.42, "text": " GOD"}, {"start": 6532.42, "end": 6532.56, "text": " GOD"}, {"start": 6532.56, "end": 6532.9800000000005, "text": " GOD"}, {"start": 6532.9800000000005, "end": 6534.38, "text": " GOOOO O unsere"}, {"start": 6540.160000000001, "end": 6542.1, "text": " I mean, I think we got defense first, right?"}, {"start": 6551.14, "end": 6553.14, "text": " Carbapath."}, {"start": 6556.42, "end": 6559.46, "text": " Well done. I can't reach him."}, {"start": 6574.5, "end": 6576.5, "text": " My dogs!"}, {"start": 6576.5, "end": 6582.18, "text": " Where are my dogs at?"}, {"start": 6582.18, "end": 6583.18, "text": " Skibbity."}, {"start": 6583.18, "end": 6590.18, "text": " Oh, that's a crab."}, {"start": 6590.18, "end": 6615.3, "text": " Don't hit my archery, you bitch."}, {"start": 6615.3, "end": 6619.3, "text": " Why did you get to go twice?"}, {"start": 6619.3, "end": 6636.5, "text": " Okay, so when the rangers are pressured, you can't range attack, it makes sense."}, {"start": 6636.5, "end": 6645.42, "text": " Dude, the fucking..."}, {"start": 6645.42, "end": 6651.82, "text": " He slowed me."}, {"start": 6651.82, "end": 6665.34, "text": " Why are you so weak?"}, {"start": 6665.34, "end": 6673.1, "text": " Everybody's looking up at us, boys."}, {"start": 6673.1, "end": 6675.1, "text": " Now it's murdering time!"}, {"start": 6675.1, "end": 6677.1, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 6685.1, "end": 6687.1, "text": " Uh, boom."}, {"start": 6697.1, "end": 6699.1, "text": " Kill him ass, now."}, {"start": 6703.1, "end": 6708.1, "text": " Alright, go for five. Go for five, Trogchamps. Alright, you suck."}, {"start": 6719.1, "end": 6722.1, "text": " It could have been better, I think."}, {"start": 6727.1, "end": 6728.1, "text": " Let's..."}, {"start": 6730.1, "end": 6732.1, "text": " look at a better avatar."}, {"start": 6733.1, "end": 6740.1, "text": " Attack increases by 25% of Harris Spell Power, once double you know leadership, which I don't think we do."}, {"start": 6742.1, "end": 6747.1, "text": " Speed and initiative increases if you know insight, which we do."}, {"start": 6749.1, "end": 6751.1, "text": " A missile envoy won."}, {"start": 6754.1, "end": 6756.1, "text": " Wait, tell me about yourself. Oh my!"}, {"start": 6758.1, "end": 6760.1, "text": " Dude, it's fucking Manoroth!"}, {"start": 6760.1, "end": 6765.1, "text": " off immune to all magic damage"}, {"start": 6772.660000000001, "end": 6777.26, "text": " enables this Christian take one more turn immediately after his first turn"}, {"start": 6777.26, "end": 6781.34, "text": " once for metal summon a second I miss all envoys in place of my friendly"}, {"start": 6781.34, "end": 6789.02, "text": " corpse right what do you think we get rid of boys"}, {"start": 6790.1, "end": 6792.42, "text": " Probably these guys right here. Yeah."}, {"start": 6798.1, "end": 6799.780000000001, "text": " Dogs? Wait, real?"}, {"start": 6803.780000000001, "end": 6804.900000000001, "text": " I think the dogs are better."}, {"start": 6804.900000000001, "end": 6818.3, "text": " Her dog's negative morale for undead."}, {"start": 6818.3, "end": 6823.34, "text": " They are negative morale."}, {"start": 6823.34, "end": 6832.02, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 6832.02, "end": 6833.660000000001, "text": " Mixing factions is bad."}, {"start": 6833.66, "end": 6835.66, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 6844.66, "end": 6847.66, "text": " Back boomer, it's been a long time dude."}, {"start": 6851.66, "end": 6856.66, "text": " Yep, it's been a long time."}, {"start": 6857.66, "end": 6860.66, "text": " Without you my friend."}, {"start": 6863.66, "end": 6866.66, "text": " And you'll read all about it"}, {"start": 6869.38, "end": 6872.42, "text": " When you read again should it"}, {"start": 6876.82, "end": 6878.82, "text": " It's just golden crystals"}, {"start": 6883.46, "end": 6885.46, "text": " Maybe we'll get the gingerbread house"}, {"start": 6885.46, "end": 6895.46, "text": " I want these items, dude. That's what we actually do."}, {"start": 6895.46, "end": 6905.46, "text": " Wait, what? No?"}, {"start": 6905.46, "end": 6907.46, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 6913.86, "end": 6918.58, "text": " Did I actually click that guy? I think I did. So is that hero dead now?"}, {"start": 6925.38, "end": 6932.7, "text": " Yes. And that's okay. Give it his friend Lobb. They died as they lived."}, {"start": 6935.46, "end": 6942.46, "text": " I think I'm going to have to go back to the upgrade version of the game."}, {"start": 6942.46, "end": 6943.46, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 6943.46, "end": 6944.46, "text": " Traveling."}, {"start": 6944.46, "end": 6949.46, "text": " Stepping onto mines."}, {"start": 6949.46, "end": 6951.46, "text": " Upgrade."}, {"start": 6951.46, "end": 6958.46, "text": " Now, if I upgrade the spell, do I have to come back to learn the upgraded version if"}, {"start": 6958.46, "end": 6961.46, "text": " I already know the spell?"}, {"start": 6961.46, "end": 6964.46, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 6964.46, "end": 6970.96, "text": " Oh, I can't- oh, there I go."}, {"start": 6970.96, "end": 6971.96, "text": " I really don't know, man."}, {"start": 6971.96, "end": 6974.46, "text": " Well, I'm talking to everyone else, bitch."}, {"start": 6974.46, "end": 6975.46, "text": " No offense."}, {"start": 6975.46, "end": 6980.46, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 6980.46, "end": 6983.46, "text": " Final Magic Tier 2."}, {"start": 6983.46, "end": 6988.46, "text": " Oh, maybe I did it."}, {"start": 6988.46, "end": 6990.46, "text": " Nope, that's upgraded."}, {"start": 6990.46, "end": 6992.46, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 7002.46, "end": 7006.7, "text": " How much money you got 40 I think these guys could take out a hundred trouble dates"}, {"start": 7010.34, "end": 7012.34, "text": " Or don't know my"}, {"start": 7014.62, "end": 7016.62, "text": " We're gonna gotta make some schmoos"}, {"start": 7016.62, "end": 7021.14, "text": " We've heard some Minotaur?"}, {"start": 7021.14, "end": 7025.7, "text": " I want to kill these guys, where are they?"}, {"start": 7025.7, "end": 7026.7, "text": " You!"}, {"start": 7026.7, "end": 7027.7, "text": " It's Chashlethal."}, {"start": 7027.7, "end": 7032.54, "text": " Man, maybe we can't do that."}, {"start": 7032.54, "end": 7038.54, "text": " Oh God!"}, {"start": 7038.54, "end": 7043.14, "text": " I think we planned poorly, boys."}, {"start": 7043.14, "end": 7044.3, "text": " Let's just bring you some units."}, {"start": 7044.3, "end": 7051.3, "text": " I mean, we can bring him some Minotaur, I guess."}, {"start": 7051.3, "end": 7052.3, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 7052.3, "end": 7060.3, "text": " Oh, we got him."}, {"start": 7060.3, "end": 7068.3, "text": " I don't remember to use that shit."}, {"start": 7068.3, "end": 7070.3, "text": " There's 27 frogs in there, dude."}, {"start": 7070.3, "end": 7073.3, "text": " That's awesome."}, {"start": 7073.3, "end": 7076.3, "text": " What we actually need is money, and I forgot to build."}, {"start": 7080.3, "end": 7083.3, "text": " I think what I should have done is spend my..."}, {"start": 7085.3, "end": 7087.3, "text": " my riches on..."}, {"start": 7087.3, "end": 7089.3, "text": " building an economy."}, {"start": 7090.3, "end": 7092.3, "text": " Ay, ay, ay, ay!"}, {"start": 7103.3, "end": 7106.02, "text": " What was this Cho'Gath looking motherfucker, dude?"}, {"start": 7109.46, "end": 7111.46, "text": " Time to die, fool!"}, {"start": 7112.1, "end": 7114.1, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 7115.860000000001, "end": 7117.860000000001, "text": " Go forth, demon of hell!"}, {"start": 7125.54, "end": 7129.12, "text": " Just second, guys, man, not so good, not so good."}, {"start": 7129.12, "end": 7139.84, "text": " Oh, let's see here."}, {"start": 7139.84, "end": 7142.8, "text": " You know we're going to hit him with the ice bolt because you know one of these motherfuckers"}, {"start": 7142.8, "end": 7143.8, "text": " is ranged."}, {"start": 7143.8, "end": 7150.68, "text": " Uh, maybe not."}, {"start": 7150.68, "end": 7158.0, "text": " Let's kill this locus first."}, {"start": 7158.0, "end": 7161.0, "text": " You are melee."}, {"start": 7161.0, "end": 7172.0, "text": " Wait, you're living."}, {"start": 7172.0, "end": 7177.0, "text": " Weird."}, {"start": 7177.0, "end": 7199.74, "text": " Anyway, I explode a bell, fuck you."}, {"start": 7199.74, "end": 7201.24, "text": " It's so hard to all- dude."}, {"start": 7201.24, "end": 7206.4, "text": " I wanted to read that guy's message and it was only about him saying that he doesn't"}, {"start": 7206.400000000001, "end": 7208.400000000001, "text": " Shower"}, {"start": 7209.4400000000005, "end": 7214.080000000001, "text": " You be but we're not gonna use actually away"}, {"start": 7217.120000000001, "end": 7219.120000000001, "text": " Hey, he's got reach"}, {"start": 7226.080000000001, "end": 7228.080000000001, "text": " Shooter"}, {"start": 7236.400000000001, "end": 7245.4800000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7248.9800000000005, "end": 7249.4800000000005, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 7252.960000000001, "end": 7253.68, "text": " No, we don't do that."}, {"start": 7253.8, "end": 7254.280000000001, "text": " We don't do that."}, {"start": 7254.360000000001, "end": 7255.320000000001, "text": " We actually do not attack."}, {"start": 7260.320000000001, "end": 7262.240000000001, "text": " Because we're going ahead and win."}, {"start": 7266.400000000001, "end": 7271.400000000001, "text": " Okay, we wasted some mana there. Order was incorrect."}, {"start": 7276.400000000001, "end": 7281.400000000001, "text": " I didn't want to slice. This guy has so much fucking HP, holy shit."}, {"start": 7281.400000000001, "end": 7305.160000000001, "text": " I want these spells cost two less mana."}, {"start": 7305.16, "end": 7310.16, "text": " It's a difficult battle, and I'm a loser."}, {"start": 7310.16, "end": 7317.16, "text": " Get some Skeleton Archer and then regular Skellington."}, {"start": 7317.16, "end": 7323.16, "text": " Normal battle, difficult battle."}, {"start": 7323.16, "end": 7329.16, "text": " You think we can take these Skellington's fellas?"}, {"start": 7335.16, "end": 7341.76, "text": " Give me yo, hey what why do you have this?"}, {"start": 7348.48, "end": 7350.48, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7351.24, "end": 7353.24, "text": " Wait what"}, {"start": 7360.5199999999995, "end": 7363.98, "text": " What is this green opera I guess I can upgrade it interesting"}, {"start": 7365.16, "end": 7372.16, "text": " I think I can do it on the screen though."}, {"start": 7372.16, "end": 7373.96, "text": " Weird."}, {"start": 7373.96, "end": 7381.88, "text": " We are going to hang back."}, {"start": 7381.88, "end": 7382.88, "text": " Who's getting shot first?"}, {"start": 7382.88, "end": 7385.88, "text": " I thought it's probably the troglodyte."}, {"start": 7385.88, "end": 7391.0, "text": " Mere, mere, mere, mere, mere."}, {"start": 7391.0, "end": 7392.0, "text": " Defensa."}, {"start": 7392.0, "end": 7393.42, "text": " Icebowl now, baby."}, {"start": 7395.8, "end": 7397.42, "text": " BOOM!"}, {"start": 7402.74, "end": 7405.42, "text": " Look, maybe we move in actually. This might have been done."}, {"start": 7405.42, "end": 7422.42, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7422.42, "end": 7441.38, "text": " I need better archers, please skip this turn, cringe?"}, {"start": 7441.38, "end": 7452.22, "text": " These squig guys are actually literally just foddering here, oh."}, {"start": 7452.22, "end": 7454.22, "text": " Sorrow and cinema on this result"}, {"start": 7461.900000000001, "end": 7466.26, "text": " What's your defense 39? Oh my"}, {"start": 7466.26, "end": 7468.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7481.26, "end": 7483.26, "text": " Remove his counter attack"}, {"start": 7490.54, "end": 7492.54, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 7496.26, "end": 7508.26, "text": " Minus one Benatar. He's owning though. Always high morale all the time."}, {"start": 7520.26, "end": 7522.26, "text": " Don't hit my boy."}, {"start": 7522.26, "end": 7524.26, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7533.9800000000005, "end": 7535.9800000000005, "text": " Johnny piste's were so"}, {"start": 7538.1, "end": 7542.5, "text": " Dude they've been with us since the start"}, {"start": 7542.5, "end": 7555.14, "text": " That's so freaked up, dude."}, {"start": 7555.14, "end": 7560.98, "text": " Well, let's take two turns, shall we?"}, {"start": 7560.9800000000005, "end": 7562.9800000000005, "text": " I want the Abyss!"}, {"start": 7565.4800000000005, "end": 7566.9800000000005, "text": " Uhhhhhhh..."}, {"start": 7572.9800000000005, "end": 7574.780000000001, "text": " I don't think it matters if you get in here."}, {"start": 7574.780000000001, "end": 7576.280000000001, "text": " Oh, I've read to pick the saints."}, {"start": 7579.280000000001, "end": 7581.280000000001, "text": " OHHHHH! Hey!"}, {"start": 7587.280000000001, "end": 7589.280000000001, "text": " Do not kill this guy, you bitch."}, {"start": 7589.28, "end": 7594.28, "text": " So this avatar is much strong."}, {"start": 7604.28, "end": 7609.28, "text": " Get your give back trogledite, Chan."}, {"start": 7609.28, "end": 7614.28, "text": " You fought bravely, bro."}, {"start": 7619.28, "end": 7628.599999999999, "text": " You fucking fought bravely how much that how much time in it we got six"}, {"start": 7631.599999999999, "end": 7633.599999999999, "text": " Yeah, buddy"}, {"start": 7639.84, "end": 7642.2, "text": " Do that do have a heart actually really good"}, {"start": 7645.96, "end": 7647.96, "text": " Tactics advanced insight"}, {"start": 7649.28, "end": 7659.28, "text": " Let's come in 100% law points. I don't think we know leadership. We have diplomacy."}, {"start": 7659.28, "end": 7665.28, "text": " Intentions of all neutral squads within 18 squares of the hero."}, {"start": 7667.28, "end": 7672.28, "text": " That seems really good, but I'm gonna agree."}, {"start": 7672.28, "end": 7675.28, "text": " Can't move."}, {"start": 7675.28, "end": 7678.28, "text": " Why can't I move?"}, {"start": 7679.28, "end": 7693.84, "text": " Oh? Oh. Summoned Star Child."}, {"start": 7693.84, "end": 7703.5199999999995, "text": " This might be a Dooms Timeline. This might be a Dooms Timeline. This might be a..."}, {"start": 7703.52, "end": 7707.02, "text": " I think I think we did not build the correct buildings."}, {"start": 7713.860000000001, "end": 7715.700000000001, "text": " Lots of resources to be treated."}, {"start": 7715.700000000001, "end": 7716.84, "text": " That could be good though."}, {"start": 7719.540000000001, "end": 7720.14, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 7729.3, "end": 7730.06, "text": " Alice too?"}, {"start": 7733.52, "end": 7735.52, "text": " Yeah, we'll get marketplace out first. You're right."}, {"start": 7737.200000000001, "end": 7739.84, "text": " Build it. Build it, you son of a..."}, {"start": 7743.4400000000005, "end": 7746.8, "text": " What? Oh, I gotta click it up for it."}, {"start": 7748.96, "end": 7749.6, "text": " Hey, hey, hey!"}, {"start": 7754.56, "end": 7758.080000000001, "text": " Here's 500 more gold per daily, please."}, {"start": 7761.6, "end": 7762.080000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7763.52, "end": 7790.52, "text": " I'm surprised there's not a way to speed up the A.I.s turns."}, {"start": 7790.52, "end": 7793.4400000000005, "text": " I need this, please."}, {"start": 7800.040000000001, "end": 7801.200000000001, "text": " Already visited."}, {"start": 7802.240000000001, "end": 7804.26, "text": " Normal battle, gold and crystal."}, {"start": 7804.26, "end": 7807.4800000000005, "text": " I mean, surely it's a lot of gold here though, right?"}, {"start": 7812.84, "end": 7813.76, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 7813.76, "end": 7815.96, "text": " Oh, we're fucking surrounded, good."}, {"start": 7815.96, "end": 7817.160000000001, "text": " Wait, we might be dead."}, {"start": 7820.52, "end": 7824.52, "text": " Erm, guys?"}, {"start": 7837.52, "end": 7839.52, "text": " Everyone, that game is really good."}, {"start": 7850.52, "end": 7857.040000000001, "text": " I don't know if any of these guys are ranged."}, {"start": 7857.040000000001, "end": 7860.96, "text": " It doesn't look like it."}, {"start": 7860.96, "end": 7861.96, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 7861.96, "end": 7880.080000000001, "text": " Why the- oh my god we should- I misinterpreted the starting for this screen."}, {"start": 7880.08, "end": 7889.88, "text": " I didn't realize I could swap units with each other."}, {"start": 7889.88, "end": 7896.4, "text": " I thought there was just the game's way of saying, yeah."}, {"start": 7896.4, "end": 7903.2, "text": " This is the formation, because there's no in-between, right?"}, {"start": 7903.2, "end": 7906.2, "text": " Goodbye!"}, {"start": 7906.2, "end": 7916.2, "text": " What's up, Bidder here?"}, {"start": 7916.2, "end": 7927.2, "text": " We're just making space for two units, guys."}, {"start": 7927.2, "end": 7930.2, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 7930.2, "end": 7949.08, "text": " you're not countered maybe Sherry did"}, {"start": 7949.08, "end": 7956.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7957.58, "end": 7959.08, "text": " what if you would have"}, {"start": 7959.08, "end": 7960.08, "text": " Jesus"}, {"start": 7960.08, "end": 7967.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7970.38, "end": 7973.58, "text": " I'll see here you deleted"}, {"start": 7976.08, "end": 7977.58, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7979.08, "end": 7994.28, "text": " made irrelevant? Attack up? Smash him. Yippee! I wonder if there's a spell that increases"}, {"start": 7994.28, "end": 8012.5199999999995, "text": " max HP. I think it seems really good. Also, you're so fucking slow, bitch. Our army has"}, {"start": 8012.52, "end": 8033.240000000001, "text": " severely diminished and says. And it's not my fault. It's Dougame's fault."}, {"start": 8033.24, "end": 8048.24, "text": " I don't think I have an entire tank in the woods."}, {"start": 8048.24, "end": 8060.24, "text": " Oh, we needed that, though, to build a worthy sacrifice."}, {"start": 8060.24, "end": 8067.24, "text": " Oh, we're just 1000 gold daily, though."}, {"start": 8067.24, "end": 8069.24, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 8069.24, "end": 8071.24, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 8071.24, "end": 8076.24, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 8076.24, "end": 8084.24, "text": " Um, I guess we can start heading back."}, {"start": 8084.24, "end": 8087.24, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 8087.24, "end": 8090.24, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 8090.24, "end": 8093.24, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 8093.24, "end": 8099.24, "text": " These were heard some big-titty succubi."}, {"start": 8099.24, "end": 8103.24, "text": " I don't think, uh, I don't think they're succubi."}, {"start": 8109.24, "end": 8111.24, "text": " There are."}, {"start": 8111.24, "end": 8113.24, "text": " Are they in the undead, though?"}, {"start": 8113.24, "end": 8116.24, "text": " Inferno Town."}, {"start": 8117.24, "end": 8121.24, "text": " Lady with big bosongi!"}, {"start": 8121.24, "end": 8125.24, "text": " That's you, by the way, guys."}, {"start": 8125.24, "end": 8129.24, "text": " B-b-b-b-b-bosongi!"}, {"start": 8129.24, "end": 8133.24, "text": " Uh, I want this."}, {"start": 8133.24, "end": 8137.24, "text": " I want this."}, {"start": 8137.24, "end": 8141.24, "text": " Yes, that sounds like me."}, {"start": 8141.24, "end": 8143.24, "text": " Yes, that sounds like me."}, {"start": 8147.639999999999, "end": 8151.88, "text": " I lost each visiting hero to learn up to four random skills for 2.5k gold each."}, {"start": 8154.84, "end": 8156.84, "text": " Word?"}, {"start": 8159.48, "end": 8163.24, "text": " What if we're poor? I think they'll still let us come in."}, {"start": 8168.04, "end": 8170.04, "text": " Destroy them."}, {"start": 8171.24, "end": 8181.0, "text": " Uba you stay back I like a smaller army didn't be honest"}, {"start": 8191.12, "end": 8196.44, "text": " hi yeah"}, {"start": 8201.24, "end": 8204.8, "text": " You got a two inch army?"}, {"start": 8204.8, "end": 8207.68, "text": " Oh nice."}, {"start": 8207.68, "end": 8215.68, "text": " That's very small."}, {"start": 8215.68, "end": 8225.68, "text": " What's the skip turn button as a space?"}, {"start": 8225.68, "end": 8237.68, "text": " WTF? That's huge. Errr, man."}, {"start": 8237.68, "end": 8247.68, "text": " Oh. Wow."}, {"start": 8247.68, "end": 8252.68, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 8252.68, "end": 8256.92, "text": " I think it's more moose."}, {"start": 8256.92, "end": 8260.76, "text": " Why would you go for Manoroth the Abyssal Destroyer?"}, {"start": 8260.76, "end": 8263.32, "text": " That's a good idea."}, {"start": 8263.32, "end": 8267.44, "text": " Your thought is like, hey, we're on Death's Door and we just used our final skill."}, {"start": 8267.44, "end": 8271.28, "text": " Maybe we should charge this gigantic celestial being."}, {"start": 8271.28, "end": 8275.36, "text": " You fucking stupid."}, {"start": 8275.36, "end": 8280.36, "text": " Are you hella dumb?"}, {"start": 8280.36, "end": 8285.36, "text": " I don't think we have anything for you to do."}, {"start": 8285.36, "end": 8291.36, "text": " How much gold are we getting for a turn?"}, {"start": 8291.36, "end": 8293.36, "text": " 2.7."}, {"start": 8293.36, "end": 8298.36, "text": " Neat."}, {"start": 8298.36, "end": 8303.36, "text": " Did it build? I'm actually saving my gold."}, {"start": 8303.36, "end": 8316.04, "text": " for the palace and that is why I did not build I want more gold"}, {"start": 8317.76, "end": 8326.640000000001, "text": " law we got 10 points astrology daily Charlie steal one one point five times"}, {"start": 8326.640000000001, "end": 8332.08, "text": " more damage when using their fighting style tier one creature growth in your"}, {"start": 8332.08, "end": 8339.08, "text": " increase by 4."}, {"start": 8339.08, "end": 8349.08, "text": " I mean, we can get all of these, right?"}, {"start": 8349.08, "end": 8362.28, "text": " Oh, you can get some of them multiple times."}, {"start": 8362.28, "end": 8374.52, "text": " I kind of wish I could just have like an army where I just spammed, uh, let's get one gem"}, {"start": 8374.52, "end": 8375.52, "text": " per day."}, {"start": 8375.52, "end": 8386.24, "text": " I can just spam troglet I see that'd be sweet let me frickin shoot"}, {"start": 8394.08, "end": 8402.84, "text": " there was a trog folk focus hero wait really I missed it"}, {"start": 8402.84, "end": 8414.28, "text": " What are the spells we got? The real borders of all areas. Restoration of negative effects."}, {"start": 8414.28, "end": 8425.84, "text": " Target enemy would lose his speed. Target friendly creature cannot be targeted. That"}, {"start": 8425.84, "end": 8430.24, "text": " This is really good."}, {"start": 8430.24, "end": 8436.68, "text": " But 40 plus 8 times Hero Spell Pound."}, {"start": 8436.68, "end": 8440.56, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 8440.56, "end": 8443.2, "text": " Just pure damage."}, {"start": 8443.2, "end": 8446.84, "text": " Shields they target, a friendly creature with a barrier that blocks the next instance"}, {"start": 8446.84, "end": 8451.56, "text": " of damage."}, {"start": 8451.56, "end": 8458.06, "text": " That also seems good."}, {"start": 8458.06, "end": 8461.6, "text": " Blink would also be good to get our guys on them immediately."}, {"start": 8461.6, "end": 8472.119999999999, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8472.119999999999, "end": 8473.119999999999, "text": " I want some utility."}, {"start": 8473.119999999999, "end": 8474.119999999999, "text": " Let's get Blink."}, {"start": 8474.12, "end": 8476.12, "text": " Blink."}, {"start": 8476.12, "end": 8478.12, "text": " Gonna bring her back."}, {"start": 8480.12, "end": 8482.12, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 8488.12, "end": 8490.12, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 8498.12, "end": 8500.12, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 8500.12, "end": 8501.12, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 8501.12, "end": 8507.12, "text": " Oh, too late now."}, {"start": 8507.12, "end": 8508.12, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 8508.12, "end": 8515.36, "text": " I should have saved somebody to recruit these guys."}, {"start": 8515.36, "end": 8518.12, "text": " I messed up."}, {"start": 8518.12, "end": 8522.92, "text": " Whoops."}, {"start": 8522.92, "end": 8524.12, "text": " Is this scat land?"}, {"start": 8524.12, "end": 8528.12, "text": " This could be scat land."}, {"start": 8528.12, "end": 8538.12, "text": " What does Morale do?"}, {"start": 8538.12, "end": 8541.12, "text": " Move?"}, {"start": 8541.12, "end": 8543.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8543.12, "end": 8547.12, "text": " We're up to that now."}, {"start": 8547.12, "end": 8549.12, "text": " I don't think it's for seven."}, {"start": 8549.12, "end": 8552.12, "text": " AI player lost purple."}, {"start": 8552.12, "end": 8553.12, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8553.12, "end": 8556.12, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 8556.12, "end": 8559.720000000001, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 8559.720000000001, "end": 8563.800000000001, "text": " What are you doing in my borders?"}, {"start": 8563.800000000001, "end": 8572.12, "text": " I can't fight this guy."}, {"start": 8572.12, "end": 8575.12, "text": " Dude, our start was so fucking bad, man."}, {"start": 8575.12, "end": 8582.12, "text": " It was actually so bad."}, {"start": 8582.12, "end": 8592.12, "text": " Doomed to timeline."}, {"start": 8592.12, "end": 8608.12, "text": " He has a full functioning army, man."}, {"start": 8608.12, "end": 8610.12, "text": " What the hell do I do?"}, {"start": 8624.12, "end": 8625.12, "text": " Go for it."}, {"start": 8626.12, "end": 8629.12, "text": " He's gonna take my shit! That's the most annoying part, man."}, {"start": 8638.12, "end": 8643.12, "text": " You're probably in last place. How do I see?"}, {"start": 8649.12, "end": 8654.12, "text": " Can you join him? You know, we might be able to do diplomacy."}, {"start": 8668.12, "end": 8673.12, "text": " Mayhaps. Mayhaps. Mayhaps."}, {"start": 8680.12, "end": 8681.12, "text": " Wait there."}, {"start": 8683.12, "end": 8687.12, "text": " Diploma CD's nuts. Yeah, very good. Very good, bitch."}, {"start": 8695.12, "end": 8696.12, "text": " Sorry, I mean that."}, {"start": 8698.12, "end": 8703.12, "text": " I meant it. Evil grin."}, {"start": 8703.12, "end": 8710.12, "text": " There he goes, wait there."}, {"start": 8710.12, "end": 8715.12, "text": " A melee attack can counterattack up to twice per round."}, {"start": 8715.12, "end": 8718.12, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 8718.12, "end": 8723.12, "text": " Uh, what's your range?"}, {"start": 8723.12, "end": 8738.6, "text": " I'm just going to iceball you."}, {"start": 8738.6, "end": 8742.36, "text": " Someone's a stack of 14 star children on an adjacent free hex."}, {"start": 8742.36, "end": 8745.400000000001, "text": " They will disappear at the end of the battle."}, {"start": 8745.4, "end": 8752.4, "text": " It's a tier 4 spell."}, {"start": 8754.4, "end": 8761.4, "text": " Neat."}, {"start": 8762.8, "end": 8769.8, "text": " Double strike."}, {"start": 8775.4, "end": 8780.4, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8780.4, "end": 8803.4, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8803.4, "end": 8806.4, "text": " Fireball so bad. NOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 8824.4, "end": 8826.4, "text": " This guy's probably gonna do a lot of damage."}, {"start": 8830.4, "end": 8831.4, "text": " Let's do defense."}, {"start": 8833.4, "end": 8844.4, "text": " Jimmy Lars, I think we're set up."}, {"start": 8844.4, "end": 8845.4, "text": " We can..."}, {"start": 8845.4, "end": 8851.4, "text": " I think we block him if we do this."}, {"start": 8851.4, "end": 8860.24, "text": " Hey, where are you going?"}, {"start": 8860.24, "end": 8886.24, "text": " to chill. I'm almost positive this guy kills her. Oh, stupid. Oopsie. That's a big crit."}, {"start": 8886.24, "end": 8889.56, "text": " Okay, oh yeah, there it is."}, {"start": 8889.56, "end": 8893.039999999999, "text": " Not what you wanna see when we got enemies at the gates, man."}, {"start": 8894.4, "end": 8897.08, "text": " That is not what you wanna see, fellas."}, {"start": 8901.44, "end": 8905.6, "text": " That is not what you wish to observe with Zion Handball."}, {"start": 8910.28, "end": 8911.92, "text": " Might just kill these guys off."}, {"start": 8916.24, "end": 8917.24, "text": " Ouch!"}, {"start": 8917.24, "end": 8923.24, "text": " Oh, he's got a double strike."}, {"start": 8923.24, "end": 8938.24, "text": " We've got to hurt this guy."}, {"start": 8938.24, "end": 8939.24, "text": " Ouch!"}, {"start": 8940.24, "end": 8941.24, "text": " Oh, he's got Double Strike."}, {"start": 8941.24, "end": 8943.24, "text": " We gotta hurt this guy."}, {"start": 8953.24, "end": 8956.24, "text": " I wonder if that Aoi is my own teammate."}, {"start": 8962.24, "end": 8966.24, "text": " Ewww."}, {"start": 8968.24, "end": 8975.24, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 8976.68, "end": 8978.4, "text": " Spin on him."}, {"start": 8978.4, "end": 8983.4, "text": " Bak'tul!"}, {"start": 8983.4, "end": 8986.619999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8986.619999999999, "end": 8991.96, "text": " Someone consider that an empiric victory. Me!"}, {"start": 8991.96, "end": 8995.72, "text": " Someone really encourages me to become immune to the effects of the spell summon creatures."}, {"start": 8995.72, "end": 8997.72, "text": " That seems really good."}, {"start": 9002.22, "end": 9005.519999999999, "text": " Using spells that you're consuming creatures onto any free hex."}, {"start": 9009.46, "end": 9011.96, "text": " Giga nerd game."}, {"start": 9013.42, "end": 9016.82, "text": " This guy was actually this guy was actually on the school baseball team."}, {"start": 9016.82, "end": 9019.019999999999, "text": " I was playing here as a my magic 3D."}, {"start": 9019.02, "end": 9033.32, "text": " This guy actually got a blood got on the baseball field at 15 man that is so fucking sad actually no fast"}, {"start": 9040.84, "end": 9042.84, "text": " I'm gonna use this"}, {"start": 9042.84, "end": 9059.880000000001, "text": " I don't even know what knowledge does, bro."}, {"start": 9059.880000000001, "end": 9061.48, "text": " Increase here is maximum mana."}, {"start": 9061.48, "end": 9063.960000000001, "text": " I see much."}, {"start": 9063.960000000001, "end": 9069.4, "text": " I want this star child thing."}, {"start": 9069.4, "end": 9075.619999999999, "text": " Organized units in terms of coolness."}, {"start": 9075.619999999999, "end": 9080.46, "text": " Tragedyneite 1."}, {"start": 9080.46, "end": 9083.18, "text": " Celestial Manoroth 2."}, {"start": 9083.18, "end": 9086.02, "text": " Minotaur 3. Archer Lady 4."}, {"start": 9086.02, "end": 9089.66, "text": " Cringententical Man 5. Fuck you."}, {"start": 9089.66, "end": 9093.46, "text": " I got no money."}, {"start": 9093.46, "end": 9096.619999999999, "text": " I can't build anything. Wait, maybe I can."}, {"start": 9096.62, "end": 9098.62, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9112.62, "end": 9114.62, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 9114.62, "end": 9129.62, "text": " Oh, it's the very... he's there. Yeah, well, I don't give a fuck. You're fired. Or died."}, {"start": 9129.62, "end": 9135.62, "text": " Except for it's only for something..."}, {"start": 9135.62, "end": 9136.62, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 9136.62, "end": 9142.62, "text": " Hey, just break."}, {"start": 9142.62, "end": 9143.62, "text": " Oh, guys."}, {"start": 9143.62, "end": 9144.62, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 9144.62, "end": 9147.62, "text": " Wait, how come he was able to go that far?"}, {"start": 9147.62, "end": 9148.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9148.62, "end": 9149.62, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 9149.62, "end": 9153.62, "text": " He's got 14 hygrids, man."}, {"start": 9153.62, "end": 9155.62, "text": " What the f..."}, {"start": 9155.62, "end": 9157.62, "text": " What the f..."}, {"start": 9157.62, "end": 9159.62, "text": " What the f..."}, {"start": 9159.62, "end": 9163.62, "text": " He's got 14 hygras, man!"}, {"start": 9173.62, "end": 9177.62, "text": " Dude, he's got three abyssal envoys, man!"}, {"start": 9177.62, "end": 9187.62, "text": " Kill your best, slow of down."}, {"start": 9187.62, "end": 9197.62, "text": " I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it."}, {"start": 9197.62, "end": 9207.62, "text": " I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it."}, {"start": 9207.62, "end": 9217.62, "text": " Um, guys?"}, {"start": 9217.62, "end": 9235.140000000001, "text": " Um, this guy's a better version of me, dude."}, {"start": 9235.14, "end": 9237.84, "text": " He's literally my faction!"}, {"start": 9237.84, "end": 9245.14, "text": " He's me, he's me but stronger man!"}, {"start": 9245.14, "end": 9258.34, "text": " Uh, uh, let's get some traps dude."}, {"start": 9258.34, "end": 9261.5, "text": " Easy peasy."}, {"start": 9261.5, "end": 9263.74, "text": " See you take my city after all"}, {"start": 9267.5, "end": 9270.22, "text": " We buying a full jellyfish circus was not the move"}, {"start": 9274.9, "end": 9280.98, "text": " No, that was fine, it's just I it's the buildings I made that's what that's what the problem was"}, {"start": 9286.38, "end": 9288.38, "text": " I think"}, {"start": 9288.380000000001, "end": 9290.380000000001, "text": " Is this PvP or PvE?"}, {"start": 9290.380000000001, "end": 9293.380000000001, "text": " Oh, there's an online multiplayer component."}, {"start": 9295.380000000001, "end": 9299.380000000001, "text": " Think of it like Sib. It's not like Sib, it's some big control heroes."}, {"start": 9300.380000000001, "end": 9303.380000000001, "text": " Dude, this guy's actually looting my whole star!"}, {"start": 9303.380000000001, "end": 9306.380000000001, "text": " It's got four heroes!"}, {"start": 9310.380000000001, "end": 9312.380000000001, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 9315.380000000001, "end": 9317.380000000001, "text": " Well, he's here."}, {"start": 9318.380000000001, "end": 9325.380000000001, "text": " I mean they gotta come through the gate, right fellas?"}, {"start": 9329.580000000002, "end": 9332.580000000002, "text": " Frogal I remember your training!"}, {"start": 9332.580000000002, "end": 9339.580000000002, "text": " Remember your training!"}, {"start": 9348.380000000001, "end": 9375.54, "text": " go forth demon"}, {"start": 9375.54, "end": 9377.54, "text": " Oh, you opened the gate, cool."}, {"start": 9379.460000000001, "end": 9381.460000000001, "text": " Wait, where are my traps?"}, {"start": 9385.740000000002, "end": 9387.740000000002, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 9387.740000000002, "end": 9389.740000000002, "text": " You used to attack twice?"}, {"start": 9390.980000000001, "end": 9392.980000000001, "text": " I wanna know what that is."}, {"start": 9392.980000000001, "end": 9394.980000000001, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 9396.34, "end": 9398.34, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 9399.34, "end": 9401.34, "text": " Spikes near walls."}, {"start": 9401.34, "end": 9403.34, "text": " They couldn't have been more creative with the fucking traps?"}, {"start": 9403.34, "end": 9405.74, "text": " Obviously they're not gonna go through the fucking wall!"}, {"start": 9406.74, "end": 9409.44, "text": " There's no way I could win this. There's actually no way I could win this."}, {"start": 9409.44, "end": 9411.94, "text": " I also didn't even... I didn't even do my defensive stance."}, {"start": 9419.84, "end": 9420.54, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 9425.94, "end": 9428.64, "text": " Hey, we killed one of their envoys and... Oh, never mind, that's fine."}, {"start": 9429.14, "end": 9432.14, "text": " We killed five of their 500... squad of..."}, {"start": 9433.34, "end": 9440.34, "text": " Fish people."}, {"start": 9440.34, "end": 9447.34, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 9447.34, "end": 9453.34, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 9453.34, "end": 9455.34, "text": " Let's try again."}, {"start": 9455.34, "end": 9460.34, "text": " Should I do a different faction?"}, {"start": 9460.34, "end": 9461.34, "text": " Maybe we do a human."}, {"start": 9461.34, "end": 9463.78, "text": " I know it's kind of boring, but I'm kind of stupid."}, {"start": 9473.18, "end": 9474.94, "text": " Humans the Chad faction."}, {"start": 9476.66, "end": 9478.18, "text": " Play one hero mode."}, {"start": 9480.54, "end": 9484.78, "text": " I think that's more to my my preference, but is that cringe?"}, {"start": 9486.78, "end": 9488.58, "text": " Also, I'm not sure there is a one hero mode."}, {"start": 9491.34, "end": 9503.9, "text": " Human has a giga-sorg?"}, {"start": 9503.9, "end": 9507.42, "text": " Try clicking the quill on character page to edit names."}, {"start": 9507.42, "end": 9508.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9508.42, "end": 9509.78, "text": " OneHero is the classic, no?"}, {"start": 9509.78, "end": 9510.78, "text": " You were just playing..."}, {"start": 9510.78, "end": 9514.460000000001, "text": " Everyone plays OneHero modes in H3."}, {"start": 9514.460000000001, "end": 9521.460000000001, "text": " Real?"}, {"start": 9524.04, "end": 9529.160000000002, "text": " There's one hero mode in Quick Clan."}, {"start": 9529.160000000002, "end": 9536.160000000002, "text": " Is there one hero mode the map?"}, {"start": 9539.7, "end": 9542.300000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9542.300000000001, "end": 9549.300000000001, "text": " arena is one hero mode"}, {"start": 9559.420000000002, "end": 9562.580000000002, "text": " under"}, {"start": 9562.580000000002, "end": 9569.580000000002, "text": " it's the classic or single-hero pick one with one helmet icon"}, {"start": 9572.300000000001, "end": 9574.300000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9578.54, "end": 9580.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9582.7, "end": 9584.7, "text": " In map selection"}, {"start": 9593.060000000001, "end": 9595.060000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9595.06, "end": 9602.06, "text": " Why can't you just set that?"}, {"start": 9602.06, "end": 9603.06, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9603.06, "end": 9605.06, "text": " That's weird."}, {"start": 9611.06, "end": 9615.06, "text": " Like, why can't I play one hero in every map?"}, {"start": 9620.06, "end": 9622.06, "text": " Weird."}, {"start": 9622.06, "end": 9629.06, "text": " Reach the top, confront your opponents and crush everyone you meet along the way."}, {"start": 9629.06, "end": 9635.06, "text": " Send the onslaught of multiple enemies as a solitary adventurer and prove you are the strongest among them."}, {"start": 9635.06, "end": 9639.06, "text": " Among us. Let's do your staircase."}, {"start": 9639.06, "end": 9646.06, "text": " Play PvP. Hmm, I don't think we're ready for that. I don't think we're ready for that."}, {"start": 9646.06, "end": 9651.06, "text": " Ooh man."}, {"start": 9651.06, "end": 9658.06, "text": " I'mma get some coffee, give me a second."}, {"start": 9658.06, "end": 9665.06, "text": " Yes, me lord."}, {"start": 10161.06, "end": 10163.06, "text": " You"}, {"start": 10191.06, "end": 10211.06, "text": " Hey fellas."}, {"start": 10211.06, "end": 10220.06, "text": " Hey fellas."}, {"start": 10220.06, "end": 10222.06, "text": " No, come back!"}, {"start": 10228.56, "end": 10230.56, "text": " Who was the first time we played Minecraft?"}, {"start": 10232.56, "end": 10234.56, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 10234.56, "end": 10237.06, "text": " I think before they added food?"}, {"start": 10237.06, "end": 10238.56, "text": " Bar?"}, {"start": 10246.56, "end": 10248.56, "text": " Before a food bar?"}, {"start": 10248.56, "end": 10252.88, "text": " Longer, these are 24 million years."}, {"start": 10259.68, "end": 10265.32, "text": " Over the long, I think so. Wait, let's try again, shall we?"}, {"start": 10270.039999999999, "end": 10275.4, "text": " I'm sure this one will go much better than the last time, alright?"}, {"start": 10275.4, "end": 10281.16, "text": " Aw, look at our cool little human area."}, {"start": 10281.16, "end": 10283.16, "text": " That battle isn't possible."}, {"start": 10283.16, "end": 10285.68, "text": " I didn't even get to pick my hero."}, {"start": 10285.68, "end": 10288.48, "text": " Oh, it's random."}, {"start": 10288.48, "end": 10292.4, "text": " I did get to pick it, but I..."}, {"start": 10292.4, "end": 10293.4, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 10293.4, "end": 10300.64, "text": " Whenever a friendly creature dies or kills an enemy, here's an attack defense symbol."}, {"start": 10300.64, "end": 10301.64, "text": " I increased by one."}, {"start": 10301.64, "end": 10302.64, "text": " Stackable."}, {"start": 10302.64, "end": 10306.64, "text": " Those four are tier 1 creature in all your cities."}, {"start": 10306.64, "end": 10310.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10310.64, "end": 10314.64, "text": " We're hero-human solo hero"}, {"start": 10314.64, "end": 10318.64, "text": " Chud Maxxing."}, {"start": 10318.64, "end": 10322.64, "text": " No dude, that's not what's happening."}, {"start": 10326.64, "end": 10330.64, "text": " A lot of the selected heroes spend their day learning."}, {"start": 10330.64, "end": 10335.64, "text": " They'll be unavailable until the next day and receive a permanent increase to an attribute of their choice."}, {"start": 10343.64, "end": 10345.64, "text": " Recruitment of Cavalry."}, {"start": 10350.64, "end": 10352.64, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 10353.64, "end": 10356.64, "text": " Well that's Recruitment of Archangels and Apotheosis."}, {"start": 10356.64, "end": 10358.64, "text": " Apotheoses."}, {"start": 10358.64, "end": 10366.8, "text": " Tavern Band all right well let's get some gold and then let's get some guy"}, {"start": 10381.599999999999, "end": 10387.4, "text": " There's a lot of shit laid on the ground well let's get the easy basil better I suppose"}, {"start": 10388.64, "end": 10396.76, "text": " I think we let them run until we can build up."}, {"start": 10396.76, "end": 10400.08, "text": " What do you guys think?"}, {"start": 10400.08, "end": 10409.0, "text": " Should we let them run?"}, {"start": 10409.0, "end": 10410.0, "text": " Are they ranged?"}, {"start": 10410.0, "end": 10413.0, "text": " I'm pretty sure one of them is ranged."}, {"start": 10413.0, "end": 10420.0, "text": " We're going to let them run at first."}, {"start": 10420.0, "end": 10426.0, "text": " Am I a cringe loser for doing that?"}, {"start": 10426.0, "end": 10431.0, "text": " Merciful?"}, {"start": 10431.0, "end": 10437.0, "text": " Nooooo."}, {"start": 10437.0, "end": 10442.0, "text": " It's so peaceful over here."}, {"start": 10442.0, "end": 10453.68, "text": " Hmm, Logistics."}, {"start": 10453.68, "end": 10460.2, "text": " Feels good, man."}, {"start": 10460.2, "end": 10470.56, "text": " GORIOUS!"}, {"start": 10470.56, "end": 10485.039999999999, "text": " Let's get the Gryphon Rookery."}, {"start": 10485.039999999999, "end": 10486.039999999999, "text": " Normal battle."}, {"start": 10486.039999999999, "end": 10490.8, "text": " Oh yeah, that's the long reach guy."}, {"start": 10490.8, "end": 10491.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10491.800000000001, "end": 10493.800000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10496.400000000001, "end": 10498.400000000001, "text": " Beljag, they're subtle."}, {"start": 10500.6, "end": 10502.6, "text": " Aw, building."}, {"start": 10505.000000000002, "end": 10507.000000000002, "text": " Recurring of light weavers."}, {"start": 10515.000000000002, "end": 10517.000000000002, "text": " To the cavalry, one's so expensive."}, {"start": 10521.800000000001, "end": 10525.800000000001, "text": " Actually, I've spent all my money. That was fucking stupid as shit."}, {"start": 10526.800000000001, "end": 10528.800000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10533.800000000001, "end": 10534.800000000001, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 10538.800000000001, "end": 10540.800000000001, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 10544.800000000001, "end": 10546.800000000001, "text": " Let's get off it. That seems good."}, {"start": 10546.800000000001, "end": 10562.240000000002, "text": " seems good another learning soon"}, {"start": 10562.24, "end": 10582.48, "text": " I need money to compensate for my bad move."}, {"start": 10582.48, "end": 10584.82, "text": " I'm fucking so close."}, {"start": 10584.82, "end": 10585.82, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 10592.82, "end": 10594.14, "text": " Can't get past there."}, {"start": 10594.14, "end": 10595.14, "text": " We'll get in."}, {"start": 10596.06, "end": 10598.32, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 10598.32, "end": 10599.82, "text": " Back we go."}, {"start": 10609.8, "end": 10611.3, "text": " What can we make?"}, {"start": 10612.48, "end": 10626.48, "text": " I don't have any magic spells. How much mana does our character have anyway?"}, {"start": 10626.48, "end": 10639.48, "text": " Oh, ten? Pretty sure that's ten, right?"}, {"start": 10639.48, "end": 10641.48, "text": " This is a stealth game."}, {"start": 10643.779999999999, "end": 10645.779999999999, "text": " I don't know what you're implying, bitch."}, {"start": 10652.58, "end": 10654.58, "text": " Cavalry's tier 5."}, {"start": 10662.68, "end": 10664.68, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 10669.48, "end": 10674.199999999999, "text": " I feel like we should be making something now."}, {"start": 10684.32, "end": 10687.6, "text": " Make a brothel."}, {"start": 10688.279999999999, "end": 10691.279999999999, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10699.48, "end": 10704.52, "text": " Why didn't he move?"}, {"start": 10704.52, "end": 10709.76, "text": " I had it queued up."}, {"start": 10709.76, "end": 10714.8, "text": " You dumb bitch."}, {"start": 10714.8, "end": 10722.16, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 10722.16, "end": 10729.32, "text": " We're running a little bit of gold."}, {"start": 10729.32, "end": 10731.32, "text": " I want that treasury dude."}, {"start": 10734.84, "end": 10736.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10740.44, "end": 10742.44, "text": " Actually, let's do this."}, {"start": 10742.44, "end": 10764.44, "text": " Oh, fuck my cannon!"}, {"start": 10764.44, "end": 10767.44, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 10767.44, "end": 10774.720000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 10774.720000000001, "end": 10777.82, "text": " So I have to choose between the different tiers to recruit?"}, {"start": 10777.82, "end": 10780.02, "text": " Do they... is it from the same pool though?"}, {"start": 10780.02, "end": 10783.94, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 10783.94, "end": 10785.94, "text": " Is that Anglemon?"}, {"start": 10785.94, "end": 10786.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10786.94, "end": 10789.44, "text": " That's him."}, {"start": 10789.44, "end": 10797.44, "text": " Oh, yes."}, {"start": 10797.44, "end": 10805.44, "text": " Oh, those gems."}, {"start": 10805.44, "end": 10818.44, "text": " Let's go get our units."}, {"start": 10818.44, "end": 10820.44, "text": " Baton"}, {"start": 10827.92, "end": 10829.92, "text": " Really go"}, {"start": 10832.92, "end": 10834.92, "text": " They could have got this or I fucked up"}, {"start": 10848.44, "end": 10855.44, "text": " Wait, I do know tactics. No, I don't. But we could get tactics."}, {"start": 10861.44, "end": 10866.44, "text": " Oh! It's a gold mine! Alright, we're gonna kill you. Is there a truck or something?"}, {"start": 10871.44, "end": 10872.44, "text": " You know no!"}, {"start": 10878.44, "end": 10885.44, "text": " It's a murloc. What the hell is that? Toxic troglodyte."}, {"start": 10886.44, "end": 10889.44, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 10895.44, "end": 10900.44, "text": " Our heroic strike does more damage than the other characters I think."}, {"start": 10908.44, "end": 10919.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, let's back up actually."}, {"start": 10919.72, "end": 10921.72, "text": " shame on my"}, {"start": 10933.58, "end": 10936.24, "text": " mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm"}, {"start": 10936.26, "end": 10938.179999999998, "text": " uuuuuuummmmmmmmm"}, {"start": 10949.72, "end": 10956.72, "text": " Cringe."}, {"start": 10956.72, "end": 10965.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10965.72, "end": 10975.72, "text": " That's so much coal."}, {"start": 10975.72, "end": 10991.0, "text": " let's get combat 50% maximum mana would it be better to get that later"}, {"start": 10991.0, "end": 10992.0, "text": " Trudge?"}, {"start": 10992.0, "end": 11007.12, "text": " We're gonna go back and get our units."}, {"start": 11007.12, "end": 11010.12, "text": " And also we got a bill."}, {"start": 11010.12, "end": 11011.12, "text": " Most important."}, {"start": 11011.12, "end": 11012.12, "text": " Pressure."}, {"start": 11012.12, "end": 11013.12, "text": " I fucked up."}, {"start": 11013.12, "end": 11014.12, "text": " I fucked up."}, {"start": 11014.12, "end": 11034.92, "text": " I fucked up. I fucked up. Nooo."}, {"start": 11034.92, "end": 11037.92, "text": " This guy gets to attack twice. What the..."}, {"start": 11038.72, "end": 11039.92, "text": " What the flip?"}, {"start": 11045.42, "end": 11046.92, "text": " Double click on the user already, Bod?"}, {"start": 11049.92, "end": 11050.92, "text": " That's good to know."}, {"start": 11053.92, "end": 11054.92, "text": " Uhh..."}, {"start": 11056.72, "end": 11057.42, "text": " Oh, we're gonna upgrade him."}, {"start": 11059.42, "end": 11059.92, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11062.12, "end": 11062.62, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 11064.92, "end": 11067.92, "text": " Sweet!"}, {"start": 11073.28, "end": 11082.16, "text": " Artifact Merchant allows artifacts to be traded. We want this."}, {"start": 11082.16, "end": 11088.08, "text": " What do you do?"}, {"start": 11088.08, "end": 11093.4, "text": " How do I see?"}, {"start": 11093.4, "end": 11094.4, "text": " Ranged attack."}, {"start": 11094.4, "end": 11095.4, "text": " Increased target."}, {"start": 11095.4, "end": 11096.4, "text": " Ah, she..."}, {"start": 11096.4, "end": 11099.84, "text": " She's a little buff, lady."}, {"start": 11099.84, "end": 11100.84, "text": " Neat."}, {"start": 11100.84, "end": 11101.84, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11101.84, "end": 11113.24, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11113.24, "end": 11117.68, "text": " Once per game, for each hero, give 6000 to 10,000 XP."}, {"start": 11117.68, "end": 11118.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 11118.68, "end": 11122.68, "text": " That seems dangerous."}, {"start": 11122.68, "end": 11133.52, "text": " Uh, we don't have to go back to town yet."}, {"start": 11133.52, "end": 11135.52, "text": " I don't think it's for... God's sake."}, {"start": 11146.0, "end": 11148.0, "text": " I think I low rolled."}, {"start": 11158.08, "end": 11158.58, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11163.52, "end": 11165.52, "text": " We're making some good Dosh, fellas."}, {"start": 11165.52, "end": 11167.52, "text": " Hierophant and Sun-Hero."}, {"start": 11168.720000000001, "end": 11171.52, "text": " Alive's Recruitment of Inquisitor."}, {"start": 11181.52, "end": 11183.52, "text": " Oh, I can make this."}, {"start": 11185.92, "end": 11186.52, "text": " Neat."}, {"start": 11186.52, "end": 11189.52, "text": " Alright, we're making 6.5k a turn. That's good, right?"}, {"start": 11189.52, "end": 11199.52, "text": " right by the"}, {"start": 11199.52, "end": 11200.52, "text": " new levels"}, {"start": 11200.52, "end": 11208.0, "text": " ok"}, {"start": 11208.0, "end": 11209.0, "text": " fuck you"}, {"start": 11209.0, "end": 11216.0, "text": " Bitch."}, {"start": 11216.0, "end": 11219.0, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 11219.0, "end": 11224.0, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11224.0, "end": 11235.0, "text": " I think we just want to recruit our units."}, {"start": 11235.0, "end": 11249.28, "text": " Okay, frankin' him out."}, {"start": 11249.28, "end": 11263.48, "text": " Frankin' him out bigly style."}, {"start": 11263.48, "end": 11265.98, "text": " A computer has died."}, {"start": 11269.779999999999, "end": 11270.779999999999, "text": " Noob."}, {"start": 11275.58, "end": 11276.58, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 11281.48, "end": 11284.98, "text": " Any other way to increase our income?"}, {"start": 11293.48, "end": 11300.48, "text": " Upgrade archers. Oh true."}, {"start": 11304.48, "end": 11307.48, "text": " Meow meow meow meow."}, {"start": 11313.48, "end": 11318.48, "text": " Mama Mia, dear death. Looking dangerous."}, {"start": 11323.48, "end": 11331.64, "text": " Let's do this."}, {"start": 11331.64, "end": 11341.92, "text": " And then we got to kill this bitch."}, {"start": 11341.92, "end": 11350.039999999999, "text": " I think the mistake we made last time was taking fights continually?"}, {"start": 11350.04, "end": 11358.480000000001, "text": " And kind of like getting whittled down never really building up a like a huge force, right?"}, {"start": 11358.480000000001, "end": 11367.720000000001, "text": " We got lighting bolt."}, {"start": 11367.720000000001, "end": 11369.720000000001, "text": " Lighting bolt!"}, {"start": 11369.720000000001, "end": 11371.720000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11371.72, "end": 11383.72, "text": " That was stupid."}, {"start": 11383.72, "end": 11385.72, "text": " That was dope."}, {"start": 11385.72, "end": 11387.72, "text": " Oh, they've all got range attacks."}, {"start": 11387.72, "end": 11393.72, "text": " That's so stupid."}, {"start": 11393.72, "end": 11400.72, "text": " Go get em boss."}, {"start": 11400.72, "end": 11413.32, "text": " I thought I got- oh my god."}, {"start": 11413.32, "end": 11420.32, "text": " minus three, no!"}, {"start": 11433.32, "end": 11440.32, "text": " I don't know what luck does."}, {"start": 11440.32, "end": 11450.199999999999, "text": " more crits everything good luck bugger"}, {"start": 11457.48, "end": 11467.44, "text": " curses its plunderer hmm that doesn't seem good"}, {"start": 11470.32, "end": 11487.72, "text": " does not seem good allows recruitment of angels we need the chapel now I want to be able"}, {"start": 11487.72, "end": 11490.679999999998, "text": " recruit every kind of unit."}, {"start": 11498.599999999999, "end": 11502.119999999999, "text": " Okay, what does the curse do, though, guys?"}, {"start": 11506.359999999999, "end": 11509.16, "text": " That's pretty cool."}, {"start": 11509.16, "end": 11519.68, "text": " Minus 5% mana refill at the beginning of each day, duration 2 days."}, {"start": 11519.68, "end": 11521.68, "text": " So that 50% man above only lasts for a week."}, {"start": 11521.68, "end": 11548.880000000001, "text": " week."}, {"start": 11548.880000000001, "end": 11549.880000000001, "text": " Easy!"}, {"start": 11549.880000000001, "end": 11551.880000000001, "text": " What the hell is this thing?"}, {"start": 11554.880000000001, "end": 11558.880000000001, "text": " Dragon Breaths, it's a dragon. It's just a stray-up dragon, okay?"}, {"start": 11562.880000000001, "end": 11564.880000000001, "text": " Weirds?"}, {"start": 11566.880000000001, "end": 11569.880000000001, "text": " How can we get to go and then go again?"}, {"start": 11570.880000000001, "end": 11572.880000000001, "text": " I don't like that."}, {"start": 11572.880000000001, "end": 11580.240000000002, "text": " Oh, because he waited."}, {"start": 11580.240000000002, "end": 11581.240000000002, "text": " I noticed that."}, {"start": 11581.240000000002, "end": 11582.880000000001, "text": " I didn't see that, rather."}, {"start": 11582.880000000001, "end": 11593.880000000001, "text": " Well, you're dead, mate."}, {"start": 11593.880000000001, "end": 11599.880000000001, "text": " Um, guys, yeah."}, {"start": 11599.880000000001, "end": 11601.880000000001, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 11605.6, "end": 11607.6, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 11608.36, "end": 11610.36, "text": " Yeah, I want a dragon. Oh"}, {"start": 11615.44, "end": 11617.44, "text": " No"}, {"start": 11622.6, "end": 11624.6, "text": " Here's twice"}, {"start": 11629.880000000001, "end": 11634.880000000001, "text": " Okay, so that's what that is. I assumed it was an AoE or like a round."}, {"start": 11634.880000000001, "end": 11637.880000000001, "text": " That's fucked up."}, {"start": 11637.880000000001, "end": 11665.12, "text": " Hmm, that's two defense."}, {"start": 11665.12, "end": 11668.12, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 11677.12, "end": 11680.12, "text": " Shirley Morale is good, right?"}, {"start": 11684.12, "end": 11687.12, "text": " What was that twinkly noise I'm hearing?"}, {"start": 11687.12, "end": 11696.12, "text": " Spell power knowledge."}, {"start": 11696.12, "end": 11706.12, "text": " I think we're gonna do that for now."}, {"start": 11706.12, "end": 11716.92, "text": " I want to level my logistics up a little bit."}, {"start": 11716.92, "end": 11723.92, "text": " we can get around faster and shit."}, {"start": 11731.28, "end": 11736.36, "text": " I messed up as well. Actually now we're... now I did mess up. I did mess up."}, {"start": 11736.36, "end": 11741.86, "text": " I need five mercury for this."}, {"start": 11741.86, "end": 11744.94, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 11744.94, "end": 11746.94, "text": " Well, we're gonna make something, fellow."}, {"start": 11752.1, "end": 11754.1, "text": " What's upgrade hour?"}, {"start": 11757.5, "end": 11758.5, "text": " Ladies."}, {"start": 11767.300000000001, "end": 11769.300000000001, "text": " Can I see any Mercury?"}, {"start": 11769.980000000001, "end": 11771.980000000001, "text": " Golden Mercury?"}, {"start": 11771.98, "end": 11775.98, "text": " Level up a random skill, and I'll just keep going."}, {"start": 11775.98, "end": 11781.98, "text": " Grant's told impossibly he also valuable artifacts after defeating its guard."}, {"start": 11788.98, "end": 11792.98, "text": " Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 11792.98, "end": 11794.98, "text": " Wish I had more mana."}, {"start": 11794.98, "end": 11796.98, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11796.98, "end": 11798.98, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11801.98, "end": 11824.9, "text": " Shoot him!"}, {"start": 11824.9, "end": 11826.4, "text": " Melt you with sun?"}, {"start": 11826.4, "end": 11830.4, "text": " We were losing archers man"}, {"start": 11843.4, "end": 11846.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11847.4, "end": 11850.4, "text": " That was dumb"}, {"start": 11850.4, "end": 11857.4, "text": " Yeah, there I go."}, {"start": 11857.4, "end": 11864.4, "text": " Yeah, there I go."}, {"start": 11864.4, "end": 11893.4, "text": " I feel like I could have done that a little bit more."}, {"start": 11893.4, "end": 11895.4, "text": " Um, let's see here."}, {"start": 11898.4, "end": 11899.4, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11904.4, "end": 11905.4, "text": " Cringe?"}, {"start": 11906.4, "end": 11907.4, "text": " What do you do?"}, {"start": 11909.4, "end": 11912.4, "text": " We're just sitting here as after we're getting two of them and maximum damage."}, {"start": 11912.4, "end": 11913.4, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 11919.4, "end": 11921.4, "text": " Don't like that, Billy."}, {"start": 11923.4, "end": 11950.199999999999, "text": " Do the double attack range you did seems crazy."}, {"start": 11950.2, "end": 11957.2, "text": " Do not type minus one."}, {"start": 11961.92, "end": 11968.92, "text": " Type plus one."}, {"start": 11968.92, "end": 11970.560000000001, "text": " No artifacts?"}, {"start": 11970.560000000001, "end": 11973.92, "text": " Omega gay?"}, {"start": 11973.92, "end": 11977.16, "text": " Omega gay?"}, {"start": 11977.16, "end": 11979.52, "text": " Um, do we upgrade our cavalry?"}, {"start": 11980.119999999999, "end": 11981.4, "text": " Cam, cavalry?"}, {"start": 11983.32, "end": 11984.52, "text": " Okay, what's the difference?"}, {"start": 11984.8, "end": 11987.52, "text": " Counterattacks each time they adjust an enemy attack to friendly creature."}, {"start": 11988.56, "end": 11990.0, "text": " You can counterattack twice."}, {"start": 11995.44, "end": 11998.119999999999, "text": " Unlimited counterattacks."}, {"start": 11998.76, "end": 12000.16, "text": " This is way more defense."}, {"start": 12002.92, "end": 12004.119999999999, "text": " This seems, uh..."}, {"start": 12005.28, "end": 12006.16, "text": " It's faster."}, {"start": 12007.16, "end": 12026.0, "text": " Hmm... kind of like the temple ones more."}, {"start": 12026.0, "end": 12035.36, "text": " Target friendly creature deals maximum damage."}, {"start": 12035.36, "end": 12042.36, "text": " all negative effects from all friendly creatures and fully restores their HP."}, {"start": 12047.960000000001, "end": 12054.960000000001, "text": " I think we'll go here."}, {"start": 12056.5, "end": 12063.5, "text": " I just noticed that their abilities are going to the right."}, {"start": 12063.5, "end": 12075.26, "text": " They want the Sunspear Cavalry."}, {"start": 12075.26, "end": 12080.26, "text": " I'm an idiot."}, {"start": 12080.26, "end": 12081.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12081.74, "end": 12090.3, "text": " We got some Mercury."}, {"start": 12090.300000000001, "end": 12092.300000000001, "text": " Battle"}, {"start": 12096.420000000002, "end": 12098.420000000002, "text": " Mali attack"}, {"start": 12110.380000000001, "end": 12112.380000000001, "text": " That's easy"}, {"start": 12120.300000000001, "end": 12126.560000000001, "text": " I think I think they're guarding it though you have an army and the enemy will"}, {"start": 12126.560000000001, "end": 12131.720000000001, "text": " come soon I mean I'm making as many units as I can"}, {"start": 12139.68, "end": 12148.560000000001, "text": " I think that's a ranged and long reach attack still more damage"}, {"start": 12148.56, "end": 12153.24, "text": " Friendly creature generate plus one focus per points per attack."}, {"start": 12153.24, "end": 12157.08, "text": " This bonus is double up the Uranus luck, which I do."}, {"start": 12157.08, "end": 12159.08, "text": " Meat."}, {"start": 12168.08, "end": 12170.08, "text": " AI lost purple."}, {"start": 12170.08, "end": 12180.8, "text": " How many valuable resources after defeating its guard?"}, {"start": 12180.8, "end": 12181.8, "text": " Whatcha got?"}, {"start": 12181.8, "end": 12188.52, "text": " I don't know what that is."}, {"start": 12188.52, "end": 12192.48, "text": " Dragon Slayer."}, {"start": 12192.48, "end": 12195.48, "text": " Deals 100% damage to dragons."}, {"start": 12195.48, "end": 12197.48, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 12197.48, "end": 12199.48, "text": " Word?"}, {"start": 12199.48, "end": 12219.359999999999, "text": " We're generating a lot of fucking points now, holy shit."}, {"start": 12219.359999999999, "end": 12227.68, "text": " Oh, we should've moved."}, {"start": 12227.68, "end": 12228.68, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 12228.68, "end": 12243.32, "text": " What the- Oh, stacking bleed, huh?"}, {"start": 12243.32, "end": 12258.64, "text": " Not good enough, bitch."}, {"start": 12258.64, "end": 12281.92, "text": " cursed golden mercury it says easy but is it truly easy of course what do you do"}, {"start": 12281.92, "end": 12292.08, "text": " any fucked up shit yeah I think those are all rain not not all range all right"}, {"start": 12292.08, "end": 12300.16, "text": " we need a big dub here fella that was not a dead"}, {"start": 12300.16, "end": 12318.8, "text": " I wonder if our light lady can kill this guy."}, {"start": 12318.8, "end": 12325.88, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 12325.88, "end": 12328.119999999999, "text": " What the fuck just happened?"}, {"start": 12328.12, "end": 12334.12, "text": " a trap versus target creature crusaders take 72"}, {"start": 12334.12, "end": 12340.12, "text": " period damage to the start of their turn fuck you"}, {"start": 12343.480000000001, "end": 12347.08, "text": " yeah we're probably gonna provide"}, {"start": 12352.44, "end": 12357.320000000002, "text": " man man man man man man"}, {"start": 12358.12, "end": 12370.640000000001, "text": " I keep forgetting about their individual skills, which we can use a lot more because, uh..."}, {"start": 12370.640000000001, "end": 12379.800000000001, "text": " We have... that luck, Synnergy... and struck the Wraith of Forge."}, {"start": 12379.800000000001, "end": 12384.960000000001, "text": " I use this melee attack."}, {"start": 12384.960000000001, "end": 12388.080000000002, "text": " Hmm. I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch."}, {"start": 12390.560000000001, "end": 12391.480000000001, "text": " Murder style."}, {"start": 12412.320000000002, "end": 12414.160000000002, "text": " I now realize it would be two stacks, though."}, {"start": 12414.960000000001, "end": 12431.960000000001, "text": " Why am I doing more damage to that one up there?"}, {"start": 12431.960000000001, "end": 12433.060000000001, "text": " Or do no!"}, {"start": 12433.560000000001, "end": 12434.060000000001, "text": " Rubs?"}, {"start": 12438.6, "end": 12439.800000000001, "text": " Laser beams you?"}, {"start": 12447.300000000001, "end": 12447.960000000001, "text": " God damn it."}, {"start": 12454.76, "end": 12455.26, "text": " Dub?"}, {"start": 12455.26, "end": 12467.34, "text": " Eliminates you drops the mother fucking hammer"}, {"start": 12467.34, "end": 12482.18, "text": " Oh, so you can move further? Okay, that's kind of fucking cringe."}, {"start": 12482.18, "end": 12489.18, "text": " Not bad. Not bad."}, {"start": 12496.18, "end": 12499.18, "text": " What are we gonna upgrade our shit now? Yeah."}, {"start": 12503.18, "end": 12505.18, "text": " Okay, it's plus 3 defense."}, {"start": 12508.18, "end": 12511.18, "text": " We got any 50 for the stamp."}, {"start": 12512.18, "end": 12517.62, "text": " Ooh, wait, that's value right there, plus two spell power and knowledge."}, {"start": 12517.62, "end": 12520.62, "text": " More mana, more spell damage."}, {"start": 12520.62, "end": 12530.18, "text": " Nah, nah, nah, wait, maybe."}, {"start": 12530.18, "end": 12531.460000000001, "text": " How much was it top grade?"}, {"start": 12531.460000000001, "end": 12533.460000000001, "text": " This one?"}, {"start": 12533.460000000001, "end": 12535.460000000001, "text": " Fifty."}, {"start": 12535.460000000001, "end": 12541.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, we can do that."}, {"start": 12541.460000000001, "end": 12544.460000000001, "text": " You can upgrade the gear."}, {"start": 12544.460000000001, "end": 12545.460000000001, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 12545.460000000001, "end": 12553.460000000001, "text": " Me too."}, {"start": 12553.460000000001, "end": 12554.980000000001, "text": " Spooky mansion of hell."}, {"start": 12554.980000000001, "end": 12566.060000000001, "text": " So last time there was two guys on this side, so..."}, {"start": 12566.060000000001, "end": 12567.060000000001, "text": " Nailed it."}, {"start": 12567.06, "end": 12569.06, "text": " I almost nailed it almost"}, {"start": 12585.0, "end": 12587.0, "text": " My birds"}, {"start": 12617.0, "end": 12639.36, "text": " fewer focushers, which means I can do it for free!"}, {"start": 12639.36, "end": 12644.44, "text": " Bonus Luckerino?"}, {"start": 12644.44, "end": 12645.44, "text": " Recruits the fucking angel?"}, {"start": 12645.44, "end": 12646.44, "text": " What do you do?"}, {"start": 12646.44, "end": 12649.44, "text": " You're right. He's ranged!"}, {"start": 12655.94, "end": 12659.94, "text": " Whenever a positive effect is applied to a friendly creature, it's also applied to this creature."}, {"start": 12661.94, "end": 12665.44, "text": " There's a copy of all positive effects currently on this creature to a friendly creature."}, {"start": 12666.94, "end": 12667.94, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 12672.94, "end": 12675.44, "text": " Uh, let's get the Inquisitors down."}, {"start": 12676.44, "end": 12684.640000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, we do need the marketplace."}, {"start": 12684.640000000001, "end": 12687.800000000001, "text": " I mean, technically, we don't need the marketplace right now."}, {"start": 12687.800000000001, "end": 12690.32, "text": " Oh, they didn't run."}, {"start": 12690.32, "end": 12692.560000000001, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 12692.560000000001, "end": 12701.24, "text": " Who do you think you are, bitch?"}, {"start": 12701.24, "end": 12708.24, "text": " Slam!"}, {"start": 12708.24, "end": 12718.24, "text": " Get thundered on."}, {"start": 12718.24, "end": 12727.24, "text": " You need the resource depot and get the... yeah, yeah, yeah, for the gems."}, {"start": 12727.24, "end": 12734.18, "text": " Yo bro, my boy T1 is blocking all Chunli players because he can't beat them while he's fully"}, {"start": 12734.18, "end": 12739.0, "text": " bricked up the entire time he's grinding through fire six evening advice for him."}, {"start": 12739.0, "end": 12743.28, "text": " You're good, XD."}, {"start": 12743.28, "end": 12746.68, "text": " Ehe XD."}, {"start": 12746.68, "end": 12757.039999999999, "text": " Hmm, this guy's can go wherever the fuck they want."}, {"start": 12757.04, "end": 12780.880000000001, "text": " probably. Uh, big damn. I mean, I don't know who he's going to go on. So why do they always"}, {"start": 12780.880000000001, "end": 12792.68, "text": " go for the big stack. Is it because this guy doesn't counter attack? Give me that mercury"}, {"start": 12792.68, "end": 12797.68, "text": " They go for Hoover and it's the most dangerous. Interesting."}, {"start": 12806.68, "end": 12807.68, "text": " Going in."}, {"start": 12808.68, "end": 12809.68, "text": " Oh, they're split up."}, {"start": 12810.68, "end": 12811.68, "text": " Mommy."}, {"start": 12822.68, "end": 12829.68, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 12829.68, "end": 12835.68, "text": " Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm."}, {"start": 12835.68, "end": 12838.68, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 12838.68, "end": 12845.68, "text": " I mean, we definitely just hit one of these guys."}, {"start": 12845.68, "end": 12849.58, "text": " rendered useless"}, {"start": 12849.58, "end": 12860.7, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 12860.7, "end": 12871.26, "text": " not good enough buddy"}, {"start": 12871.26, "end": 12872.26, "text": " zap him"}, {"start": 12872.26, "end": 12874.26, "text": " Hey y'all!"}, {"start": 12890.26, "end": 12892.26, "text": " That's a Hydra."}, {"start": 12896.26, "end": 12898.26, "text": " Or rather, several Hydras."}, {"start": 12898.26, "end": 12903.26, "text": " There's several hybrids."}, {"start": 12908.26, "end": 12910.26, "text": " Uh, recruit that bitch."}, {"start": 12915.26, "end": 12917.26, "text": " Why don't I pray for me cavalry?"}, {"start": 12918.26, "end": 12920.26, "text": " Yeah, we need dust."}, {"start": 12923.26, "end": 12925.26, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 12928.26, "end": 12946.02, "text": " Why is that so, uh, so much XP?"}, {"start": 12946.02, "end": 12953.5, "text": " Also, I want to know why these aren't getting marked when I've been to..."}, {"start": 12953.5, "end": 12955.5, "text": " What really happened, actually?"}, {"start": 12955.5, "end": 12959.5, "text": " No, I've already visited this one, but it's blue."}, {"start": 12959.5, "end": 12961.5, "text": " Weird?"}, {"start": 12966.5, "end": 12968.5, "text": " Weird?"}, {"start": 12974.5, "end": 12976.5, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 12976.5, "end": 12978.5, "text": " Keep this bitch real quick."}, {"start": 12978.5, "end": 13002.18, "text": " Yeah, I'm good, I'm good."}, {"start": 13002.18, "end": 13007.98, "text": " Daylight has buffs and we have angels which synergizes with buffs so we grab that."}, {"start": 13007.98, "end": 13009.98, "text": " I feel like there's probably a better choice, then."}, {"start": 13020.98, "end": 13021.98, "text": " Hang up!"}, {"start": 13026.98, "end": 13028.98, "text": " This might be too much."}, {"start": 13037.98, "end": 13067.14, "text": " Hmm, are you still wave?"}, {"start": 13067.14, "end": 13070.619999999999, "text": " do a shit for damn right now do you"}, {"start": 13080.939999999999, "end": 13083.859999999999, "text": " oh my god they have the range attack I forgot"}, {"start": 13083.859999999999, "end": 13087.34, "text": " I got you"}, {"start": 13087.34, "end": 13112.9, "text": " We're gonna lose some boys here, I think."}, {"start": 13112.9, "end": 13114.9, "text": " We're gonna lose some friggin' boys."}, {"start": 13120.58, "end": 13121.58, "text": " Big hit."}, {"start": 13125.48, "end": 13127.98, "text": " Should've done this first. We fucked up."}, {"start": 13142.9, "end": 13144.9, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 13155.9, "end": 13156.9, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 13163.9, "end": 13165.9, "text": " Neal double turn?"}, {"start": 13167.9, "end": 13168.9, "text": " Told ya."}, {"start": 13172.9, "end": 13180.859999999999, "text": " Hmm, I feel like we want a knowledge here."}, {"start": 13180.859999999999, "end": 13192.779999999999, "text": " We're gonna make him a Pally-Dam, or Earth, Mush-er."}, {"start": 13192.78, "end": 13212.78, "text": " I want to be able to move more, god damn it."}, {"start": 13212.78, "end": 13227.220000000001, "text": " Okay, crossbowman growth in your cities increased by 4, the gain plus 2 a 10."}, {"start": 13227.220000000001, "end": 13241.220000000001, "text": " All positive effects on frontline creatures last in one additional round."}, {"start": 13241.220000000001, "end": 13244.220000000001, "text": " Do we really need more gold production? I don't think so."}, {"start": 13244.220000000001, "end": 13249.220000000001, "text": " Get some gems? You're here as game plus one, Moran."}, {"start": 13255.220000000001, "end": 13259.220000000001, "text": " I want to know, what is astrology even doing for us?"}, {"start": 13260.220000000001, "end": 13262.220000000001, "text": " I don't understand."}, {"start": 13264.220000000001, "end": 13270.220000000001, "text": " It spells? Yeah, but I spend... I'm spending these resources..."}, {"start": 13271.220000000001, "end": 13273.220000000001, "text": " to unlock it, so..."}, {"start": 13279.140000000001, "end": 13280.340000000002, "text": " Neutral Spells."}, {"start": 13287.1, "end": 13291.1, "text": " Oh, where... how many of these things have we generated?"}, {"start": 13292.62, "end": 13294.420000000002, "text": " Oh, we have a... next turn."}, {"start": 13301.220000000001, "end": 13308.220000000001, "text": " neat. Toe."}, {"start": 13308.220000000001, "end": 13311.900000000001, "text": " I need that dust, fella."}, {"start": 13311.900000000001, "end": 13318.900000000001, "text": " I shouldn't have spent my dust on operating my shitty gear."}, {"start": 13322.18, "end": 13329.18, "text": " Not running? Cringe? Are you ranged?"}, {"start": 13329.18, "end": 13331.18, "text": " Doesn't matter bitch"}, {"start": 13337.74, "end": 13339.74, "text": " My poor swordsman"}, {"start": 13359.18, "end": 13367.18, "text": " Attack and defense by five."}, {"start": 13367.18, "end": 13371.18, "text": " Ouch!"}, {"start": 13371.18, "end": 13378.18, "text": " I don't want to hit you, man."}, {"start": 13378.18, "end": 13384.18, "text": " You kind of scare me, bro."}, {"start": 13384.18, "end": 13386.18, "text": " You're kinda freaking me out, ball."}, {"start": 13392.58, "end": 13393.58, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 13397.58, "end": 13398.58, "text": " What the hell are you?"}, {"start": 13399.58, "end": 13401.58, "text": " Have they no honor?"}, {"start": 13410.78, "end": 13412.78, "text": " Plus 20 basic damage."}, {"start": 13414.18, "end": 13422.26, "text": " Once per round after killing an enemy stack with Heroic Strike, the hero can use it again"}, {"start": 13422.26, "end": 13424.220000000001, "text": " one more time."}, {"start": 13424.220000000001, "end": 13426.86, "text": " Darkstrike reduces the targets counterattacks by one."}, {"start": 13426.86, "end": 13429.94, "text": " That seems really good."}, {"start": 13429.94, "end": 13430.760000000002, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 13437.240000000002, "end": 13438.740000000002, "text": " Yep, yep, yep."}, {"start": 13447.480000000001, "end": 13448.320000000002, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 13448.32, "end": 13457.32, "text": " I'm so surprised they're actually fighting this out."}, {"start": 13457.32, "end": 13460.32, "text": " Weird."}, {"start": 13460.32, "end": 13470.32, "text": " Oh yeah, there it is."}, {"start": 13471.32, "end": 13472.32, "text": " Big League."}, {"start": 13484.32, "end": 13486.32, "text": " Bless him. Bless him."}, {"start": 13486.32, "end": 13499.52, "text": " Oh, we should have struck him!"}, {"start": 13499.52, "end": 13500.52, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13500.52, "end": 13530.220000000001, "text": " I mean, I guess we can go back to town real quick, since we're going to have to go back"}, {"start": 13530.220000000001, "end": 13532.220000000001, "text": " since we're kind of already here."}, {"start": 13548.720000000001, "end": 13550.720000000001, "text": " Now we can recruit more deans."}, {"start": 13555.220000000001, "end": 13556.720000000001, "text": " You know, it's weird."}, {"start": 13556.720000000001, "end": 13558.220000000001, "text": " Dungeon..."}, {"start": 13558.220000000001, "end": 13562.220000000001, "text": " Week of Calm."}, {"start": 13562.220000000001, "end": 13570.220000000001, "text": " Dungeon seemed like it had a bunch of buildings around it where you recruit stuff, but the humans don't seem to have that at all."}, {"start": 13572.220000000001, "end": 13576.220000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13576.220000000001, "end": 13582.220000000001, "text": " Map type? Does it depend on which faction you pick to start?"}, {"start": 13588.220000000001, "end": 13592.62, "text": " I can't buy alchemical dust. I'm gonna fucking blow my brains out"}, {"start": 13594.820000000002, "end": 13596.820000000002, "text": " I'm gonna do it, dude"}, {"start": 13609.580000000002, "end": 13612.580000000002, "text": " Excuse me persona"}, {"start": 13612.58, "end": 13619.58, "text": " Oh yeah, we need cavalry too."}, {"start": 13619.58, "end": 13627.58, "text": " Oh you need gems to recruit these guys, that's crazy."}, {"start": 13627.58, "end": 13640.78, "text": " I don't know, I may as well just recruit all of them right now."}, {"start": 13640.78, "end": 13644.74, "text": " This creature and adjacent friendly creatures take minus 30% range damage."}, {"start": 13644.74, "end": 13645.74, "text": " Double strike."}, {"start": 13645.74, "end": 13649.980000000001, "text": " I think we'll just do that because that's kind of easier for me to remember to use."}, {"start": 13649.980000000001, "end": 13651.66, "text": " How can I recruit this?"}, {"start": 13651.66, "end": 13652.86, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 13652.86, "end": 13653.86, "text": " Next turn, mayhaps?"}, {"start": 13653.86, "end": 13658.86, "text": " Oh no, I think this is full right here."}, {"start": 13658.86, "end": 13680.86, "text": " I don't have that."}, {"start": 13680.86, "end": 13697.78, "text": " Oh my god dude, our army."}, {"start": 13697.78, "end": 13704.78, "text": " So girthy."}, {"start": 13704.78, "end": 13712.78, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 13712.78, "end": 13714.86, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 13714.86, "end": 13725.86, "text": " It's freaking time, dude, although we can wait."}, {"start": 13725.86, "end": 13733.86, "text": " I need dust."}, {"start": 13733.86, "end": 13737.54, "text": " Just kind of like a waste to go all the way up there and convert it."}, {"start": 13737.54, "end": 13740.1, "text": " Where is it?"}, {"start": 13740.1, "end": 13745.94, "text": " Where is that lab again?"}, {"start": 13745.94, "end": 13746.94, "text": " Am I done?"}, {"start": 13746.94, "end": 13747.94, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 13747.94, "end": 13749.16, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 13750.480000000001, "end": 13751.960000000001, "text": " We can go up there. Fuck it."}, {"start": 13758.84, "end": 13760.28, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 13772.76, "end": 13774.300000000001, "text": " Um, sure."}, {"start": 13777.94, "end": 13795.62, "text": " and then this we're any more actually we're generating stuff per day so we'll"}, {"start": 13795.62, "end": 13802.62, "text": " be alright, man. Destroy them!"}, {"start": 13806.460000000001, "end": 13813.460000000001, "text": " Ranged? Not ranged, right."}, {"start": 13813.880000000001, "end": 13817.460000000001, "text": " Dude, look at my angel."}, {"start": 13817.460000000001, "end": 13824.460000000001, "text": " He's ranged too, I forgot."}, {"start": 13824.460000000001, "end": 13828.460000000001, "text": " Strikes you with the force of heaven."}, {"start": 13830.460000000001, "end": 13834.460000000001, "text": " It's the target in all adjacent enemies."}, {"start": 13842.460000000001, "end": 13846.460000000001, "text": " I think you're freaking dead, mate."}, {"start": 13854.460000000001, "end": 13859.42, "text": " Is this what power feels like?"}, {"start": 13859.42, "end": 13861.1, "text": " True fucking power?"}, {"start": 13861.1, "end": 13862.1, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 13862.1, "end": 13863.1, "text": " No counter-attack?"}, {"start": 13863.1, "end": 13868.1, "text": " Fuck you, bitch."}, {"start": 13868.1, "end": 13877.980000000001, "text": " Yeah, but imagine you had hair, too."}, {"start": 13877.980000000001, "end": 13881.300000000001, "text": " Who needs hair when you've got angels?"}, {"start": 13881.300000000001, "end": 13899.300000000001, "text": " I think we'll go defense around until we see another player and then we'll swap."}, {"start": 13899.300000000001, "end": 13922.740000000002, "text": " We need three to learn a neutral magic, Gate of Light creates a portal until the end of"}, {"start": 13922.740000000002, "end": 13927.500000000002, "text": " the day allowing any hero to travel through it."}, {"start": 13927.5, "end": 13935.98, "text": " Free is from any free adjacent space and access to any free space within 5 squares of the hero."}, {"start": 13935.98, "end": 13939.22, "text": " Teleports the hero to a target location within 8 squares."}, {"start": 13939.22, "end": 13940.22, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 13940.22, "end": 13944.42, "text": " Creates an entrance to a foothold on an adjacent space the last til the end of the day along"}, {"start": 13944.42, "end": 13947.86, "text": " any allied hero to leave creatures and artifacts there."}, {"start": 13947.86, "end": 13951.86, "text": " Is a foothold a city?"}, {"start": 13960.86, "end": 13962.86, "text": " No, it's when I hold your feet."}, {"start": 13962.86, "end": 13963.86, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13964.86, "end": 13965.86, "text": " Game!"}, {"start": 13972.86, "end": 13974.86, "text": " Destroy that!"}, {"start": 13977.86, "end": 13978.86, "text": " Melee."}, {"start": 13978.86, "end": 13983.300000000001, "text": " They're also, they go fucking far."}, {"start": 13983.300000000001, "end": 13985.34, "text": " I'm just gonna wait."}, {"start": 13985.34, "end": 13987.34, "text": " How about that?"}, {"start": 13987.34, "end": 13988.34, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 13988.34, "end": 13998.34, "text": " I'm gonna bless Archer Man, cause the Angel also gets it."}, {"start": 13998.34, "end": 13999.34, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 13999.34, "end": 14003.78, "text": " The repositive effect of this flight to a friend of Clayshir is also applied to this"}, {"start": 14003.78, "end": 14004.78, "text": " one."}, {"start": 14004.78, "end": 14005.78, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 14005.78, "end": 14007.78, "text": " Yes, it should not visually happen."}, {"start": 14015.78, "end": 14017.78, "text": " Okay, space bar skip turn."}, {"start": 14023.78, "end": 14025.78, "text": " The duke in zeal?"}, {"start": 14025.78, "end": 14037.66, "text": " From the creatures chance to take an additional turn increase by 1% doubled up"}, {"start": 14037.66, "end": 14043.62, "text": " they know battlecraft which I don't think I do also we only know like eight"}, {"start": 14043.62, "end": 14060.62, "text": " talent trees. Oh, we know D.L.A. Manager. Hero of Legends. Let's get that."}, {"start": 14060.62, "end": 14075.220000000001, "text": " I wish I could rename my guy, man."}, {"start": 14075.220000000001, "end": 14081.560000000001, "text": " Have I done any bits this stream?"}, {"start": 14081.560000000001, "end": 14085.86, "text": " Now you want to hear one?"}, {"start": 14085.86, "end": 14086.86, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 14086.86, "end": 14087.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14087.86, "end": 14090.86, "text": " No? Oh, okay."}, {"start": 14092.86, "end": 14093.86, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 14097.86, "end": 14098.86, "text": " Pew!"}, {"start": 14104.86, "end": 14105.86, "text": " Kill them."}, {"start": 14106.86, "end": 14108.86, "text": " Ah, they're all one group."}, {"start": 14117.86, "end": 14121.86, "text": " Where's the hot keeper waiting?"}, {"start": 14121.86, "end": 14123.86, "text": " W?"}, {"start": 14123.86, "end": 14125.86, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 14133.86, "end": 14137.86, "text": " Yes! Do it again!"}, {"start": 14147.86, "end": 14149.86, "text": " I think I'm gonna stab me in the back."}, {"start": 14162.26, "end": 14165.86, "text": " This here can learn tier 5 daylight spells, daylight spells, game plus 1 levels."}, {"start": 14165.86, "end": 14166.86, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 14169.560000000001, "end": 14171.560000000001, "text": " Friendly creatures deal plus 1 damage."}, {"start": 14172.36, "end": 14175.36, "text": " Minus 15 defense to enemy creatures."}, {"start": 14177.86, "end": 14180.1, "text": " Sure. Sure, mate."}, {"start": 14183.220000000001, "end": 14184.5, "text": " Was K-Bib."}, {"start": 14186.900000000001, "end": 14189.380000000001, "text": " How do I consume these scrolls?"}, {"start": 14197.140000000001, "end": 14199.380000000001, "text": " You can't. Okay."}, {"start": 14207.86, "end": 14215.060000000001, "text": " Oh, how do I get that we're so four minutes of the hero each morning whoa buddy"}, {"start": 14224.300000000001, "end": 14225.800000000001, "text": " Oh, I skipped my angels turn"}, {"start": 14230.7, "end": 14232.7, "text": " We're still getting used to the portraits"}, {"start": 14234.66, "end": 14236.66, "text": " It's got a new"}, {"start": 14237.86, "end": 14244.86, "text": " A freaking Nubinstein."}, {"start": 14244.86, "end": 14259.86, "text": " I don't think I should have done that."}, {"start": 14259.86, "end": 14276.980000000001, "text": " I don't think I should have done that."}, {"start": 14276.98, "end": 14278.98, "text": " I'm pretty bad at this system, but it's okay."}, {"start": 14284.98, "end": 14285.98, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 14286.98, "end": 14288.98, "text": " From a bird's eye, blessing..."}, {"start": 14289.98, "end": 14291.98, "text": " Here I came in."}, {"start": 14295.98, "end": 14297.98, "text": " Plus four mana at the beginning of each turn."}, {"start": 14298.98, "end": 14299.98, "text": " Restored."}, {"start": 14299.98, "end": 14306.98, "text": " Last they are to recruit up to three random units."}, {"start": 14306.98, "end": 14315.98, "text": " What the fuck is a..."}, {"start": 14315.98, "end": 14334.779999999999, "text": " Okay, why is this one so much more expensive?"}, {"start": 14334.779999999999, "end": 14337.1, "text": " Mean the lightning bolt and chain lining?"}, {"start": 14337.1, "end": 14343.02, "text": " Yeah, but this is a dragon."}, {"start": 14343.02, "end": 14350.02, "text": " What's a weird cave dragon though?"}, {"start": 14358.1, "end": 14362.78, "text": " What flies?"}, {"start": 14362.78, "end": 14367.94, "text": " I mean I don't even know what unit I would get rid of this. Probably my footman, right?"}, {"start": 14367.94, "end": 14369.94, "text": " Whatever. Oh, we should come back."}, {"start": 14376.640000000001, "end": 14377.140000000001, "text": " Putum."}, {"start": 14382.640000000001, "end": 14386.84, "text": " Dragonbees, nobody tell him XD. Wait, tell me what."}, {"start": 14386.84, "end": 14412.84, "text": " I need a little more dust."}, {"start": 14412.84, "end": 14425.12, "text": " gross bald fuck everyone burps dude that's perfectly natural and you won't"}, {"start": 14425.12, "end": 14450.12, "text": " You fool, why would you wait?"}, {"start": 14450.12, "end": 14457.12, "text": " He's got his counterattack."}, {"start": 14457.12, "end": 14462.12, "text": " Not anymore!"}, {"start": 14462.12, "end": 14469.12, "text": " Parish."}, {"start": 14469.12, "end": 14495.04, "text": " do I have to hold this? I think so. I kind of like that. Cringe. Plus three luck. I don't"}, {"start": 14495.04, "end": 14498.04, "text": " I think we can go there. Yeah, we can. Oh, no."}, {"start": 14504.04, "end": 14505.04, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 14507.04, "end": 14508.04, "text": " Oh, I missed this guy."}, {"start": 14514.04, "end": 14517.04, "text": " Hmm, okay. Nope. I am not ready."}, {"start": 14525.04, "end": 14527.480000000001, "text": " Now automatically attack all enemies in a two hex radius"}, {"start": 14529.640000000001, "end": 14533.880000000001, "text": " Let's upgrade the towers. Well, they're taking free turns is always better"}, {"start": 14540.080000000002, "end": 14542.880000000001, "text": " So maybe we should take in the other one, maybe I'm an idiot"}, {"start": 14548.2, "end": 14550.2, "text": " Do you know what I'm saying"}, {"start": 14555.04, "end": 14560.800000000001, "text": " They're both magic or melee. I mean..."}, {"start": 14568.44, "end": 14571.480000000001, "text": " Firing squad."}, {"start": 14574.720000000001, "end": 14579.240000000002, "text": " Modern gamers be like, how is this balanced?"}, {"start": 14585.04, "end": 14601.04, "text": " I can't even select it."}, {"start": 14601.04, "end": 14606.04, "text": " Minus one to enemy log."}, {"start": 14606.04, "end": 14611.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14611.04, "end": 14629.320000000002, "text": " It's almost time to Sally board by the Nekbellos."}, {"start": 14629.320000000002, "end": 14632.6, "text": " That deals damage to all enemies adjacent to the target."}, {"start": 14632.6, "end": 14637.800000000001, "text": " Hmm, Aoe, sure."}, {"start": 14637.800000000001, "end": 14644.800000000001, "text": " Blue feather upper right corner of here is free."}, {"start": 14644.800000000001, "end": 14647.800000000001, "text": " Ohhhh..."}, {"start": 14647.800000000001, "end": 14655.800000000001, "text": " Ohhhh..."}, {"start": 14655.800000000001, "end": 14660.800000000001, "text": " Hey, I see him."}, {"start": 14660.800000000001, "end": 14665.800000000001, "text": " Time to die in a moment."}, {"start": 14667.800000000001, "end": 14672.800000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 14672.800000000001, "end": 14676.800000000001, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 14676.800000000001, "end": 14683.800000000001, "text": " Why'd you wait?"}, {"start": 14683.800000000001, "end": 14691.800000000001, "text": " Dude, what a doomed battle for you, bro."}, {"start": 14691.800000000001, "end": 14700.800000000001, "text": " Dude, what a doomed battle for you, brother."}, {"start": 14700.800000000001, "end": 14702.800000000001, "text": " Hya!"}, {"start": 14702.800000000001, "end": 14707.800000000001, "text": " Move it."}, {"start": 14707.800000000001, "end": 14711.800000000001, "text": " Five human points after each victory in battle."}, {"start": 14711.800000000001, "end": 14716.800000000001, "text": " Neutral global map spells cost minus four mana."}, {"start": 14716.800000000001, "end": 14720.800000000001, "text": " That's really good."}, {"start": 14720.800000000001, "end": 14724.800000000001, "text": " Mmm, it would be better if I had the scouting skill, but I do not."}, {"start": 14728.000000000002, "end": 14731.900000000001, "text": " Every day the hero saves up 50 unused movement points for the next day."}, {"start": 14739.6, "end": 14740.6, "text": " Is this a roguelike?"}, {"start": 14741.2, "end": 14741.7, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14745.900000000001, "end": 14746.400000000001, "text": " Nay."}, {"start": 14750.800000000001, "end": 14760.800000000001, "text": " Explain. I can't. I'm an idiot."}, {"start": 14780.800000000001, "end": 14782.800000000001, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 14788.960000000001, "end": 14793.6, "text": " Hmm oh this our little corner of the map here"}, {"start": 14804.000000000002, "end": 14806.000000000002, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 14810.800000000001, "end": 14818.640000000001, "text": " Welp, may as well."}, {"start": 14818.640000000001, "end": 14820.78, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 14820.78, "end": 14823.28, "text": " Just in time for the next week."}, {"start": 14823.28, "end": 14833.36, "text": " We got more law points here."}, {"start": 14833.36, "end": 14834.36, "text": " All positive effects on friendly creatures."}, {"start": 14834.36, "end": 14835.36, "text": " Last one additional round."}, {"start": 14835.36, "end": 14836.36, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 14836.36, "end": 14846.78, "text": " Heroes game plus one morale and get that again I think we're gonna get more gem"}, {"start": 14846.78, "end": 14852.140000000001, "text": " production because of one of our units takes gems to buy so"}, {"start": 14852.14, "end": 14869.14, "text": " Okay. What's the difference? To spell all positive effects from enemies, I'm gonna 1-Hex radius from Trisen X and buy them to this creature. Whoa."}, {"start": 14874.14, "end": 14878.14, "text": " Can attack enemies at any range? Yeah."}, {"start": 14882.14, "end": 14889.5, "text": " Received no penalty in melee range."}, {"start": 14889.5, "end": 14897.34, "text": " This creature and adjacent friendly creatures are immune to all negative effects."}, {"start": 14897.34, "end": 14901.06, "text": " Shields this creature with a bear- I mean obviously this one, right?"}, {"start": 14901.06, "end": 14903.06, "text": " Does less damage, but..."}, {"start": 14903.06, "end": 14907.619999999999, "text": " Dude, it's- oh my god, it goes so far."}, {"start": 14907.62, "end": 14909.62, "text": " Ten speed!"}, {"start": 14909.62, "end": 14911.62, "text": " Speed!"}, {"start": 14917.62, "end": 14921.62, "text": " Immune all magic damage generates plus two focus points when taking damage."}, {"start": 14925.62, "end": 14927.62, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 14927.62, "end": 14929.62, "text": " That was the original."}, {"start": 14930.62, "end": 14932.62, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 14932.62, "end": 14939.62, "text": " Deal direct magic damage to all the geese and creatures if they are not possible effective."}, {"start": 14939.62, "end": 14940.62, "text": " Okay, it's a dispel."}, {"start": 14940.62, "end": 14942.62, "text": " I think we need that."}, {"start": 14942.62, "end": 14946.62, "text": " I don't think we have a dispel."}, {"start": 14946.62, "end": 14948.62, "text": " Noice."}, {"start": 14948.62, "end": 14953.62, "text": " Let's get the angels."}, {"start": 14953.62, "end": 14960.62, "text": " We gotta pick our cavalry."}, {"start": 14960.62, "end": 14972.720000000001, "text": " I don't really like charge, we're gonna use this one."}, {"start": 14972.720000000001, "end": 14980.02, "text": " Moving before an attack increases damage by 10% per hex move."}, {"start": 14980.02, "end": 14981.02, "text": " I'm on Mia."}, {"start": 14989.02, "end": 14990.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14991.02, "end": 14993.02, "text": " Let's go get our guys real quick."}, {"start": 14999.02, "end": 15000.02, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 15002.02, "end": 15003.02, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 15007.02, "end": 15008.02, "text": " Aw."}, {"start": 15010.02, "end": 15014.02, "text": " Oh, we got a way to turn. We have to wait a turn. That sucks."}, {"start": 15020.02, "end": 15024.02, "text": " We beat the... We friggin' beat it, dude."}, {"start": 15026.02, "end": 15029.02, "text": " Um... Right here..."}, {"start": 15031.02, "end": 15033.02, "text": " Sunspear..."}, {"start": 15033.02, "end": 15041.62, "text": " And then we did a pot this one."}, {"start": 15041.62, "end": 15045.02, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 15045.02, "end": 15056.140000000001, "text": " Let's finish clearing our area."}, {"start": 15056.14, "end": 15067.14, "text": " Okay, maybe it goes second now."}, {"start": 15067.14, "end": 15073.14, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 15073.14, "end": 15082.14, "text": " You're dead, mate."}, {"start": 15082.14, "end": 15091.3, "text": " Taunt. What'd that do?"}, {"start": 15091.3, "end": 15099.82, "text": " Adds the max level taunt spell to the hero's spellbook."}, {"start": 15099.82, "end": 15101.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15101.82, "end": 15103.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15103.82, "end": 15129.82, "text": " Okay, bitch."}, {"start": 15129.82, "end": 15148.14, "text": " I return Hydra? Wait, it's like it quets a colt. Yeah, it's a codle."}, {"start": 15148.14, "end": 15150.98, "text": " Negative effects don't stay the creature longer than one round. It mean to all magic"}, {"start": 15150.98, "end": 15156.98, "text": " Don't care. Smites you."}, {"start": 15165.98, "end": 15170.98, "text": " Meow meow meow meow."}, {"start": 15170.98, "end": 15177.98, "text": " We need mercury?"}, {"start": 15177.98, "end": 15192.98, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"}, {"start": 15192.98, "end": 15195.98, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 15206.98, "end": 15210.98, "text": " He's a chance to instantly recycle down a Herald Shrek when they use it."}, {"start": 15210.98, "end": 15214.98, "text": " 5% per point of the hero's morale."}, {"start": 15215.98, "end": 15217.98, "text": " 20% chance."}, {"start": 15217.98, "end": 15233.9, "text": " I like them odds."}, {"start": 15233.9, "end": 15234.9, "text": " 4."}, {"start": 15234.9, "end": 15240.9, "text": " Where's the racer in this game?"}, {"start": 15240.9, "end": 15254.14, "text": " I love to hear some of my magic 3."}, {"start": 15254.14, "end": 15266.939999999999, "text": " Hmm, you have undead, dungeon, human, like the elf people, lair which is like the insect"}, {"start": 15266.939999999999, "end": 15281.82, "text": " people, people in quotes, yeah, mad."}, {"start": 15281.82, "end": 15286.82, "text": " Or to thou, Mad, Pray-Pray-Haps?"}, {"start": 15286.82, "end": 15291.82, "text": " Oh, I guess I'll go again."}, {"start": 15291.82, "end": 15294.82, "text": " Smites you."}, {"start": 15304.82, "end": 15307.82, "text": " I did not need this ore, but we got it."}, {"start": 15311.82, "end": 15313.82, "text": " BobbieD!"}, {"start": 15320.22, "end": 15322.22, "text": " He comes."}, {"start": 15330.82, "end": 15332.82, "text": " What if I lose my city?"}, {"start": 15335.32, "end": 15336.82, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 15337.32, "end": 15339.32, "text": " We do have some units of them."}, {"start": 15341.82, "end": 15348.82, "text": " Not many though."}, {"start": 15348.82, "end": 15363.82, "text": " I mean, 40 movement points is like nothing, right?"}, {"start": 15363.82, "end": 15365.82, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 15368.14, "end": 15370.9, "text": " I mean 40 movement points is like nothing, right?"}, {"start": 15381.18, "end": 15384.779999999999, "text": " You can upgrade them get town portal"}, {"start": 15389.539999999999, "end": 15391.539999999999, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15393.82, "end": 15407.02, "text": " Man, I hope he doesn't just run to my city attack and please do it, please."}, {"start": 15407.02, "end": 15411.779999999999, "text": " He's gonna do it!"}, {"start": 15411.779999999999, "end": 15413.98, "text": " If I lose my city, is it game over?"}, {"start": 15413.98, "end": 15416.94, "text": " No way, right?"}, {"start": 15416.94, "end": 15418.94, "text": " No."}, {"start": 15418.94, "end": 15422.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15422.46, "end": 15423.46, "text": " Why is this-"}, {"start": 15423.460000000001, "end": 15443.34, "text": " numbers green. Deals error sentry ability. Oh. I don't really uh... I don't really know"}, {"start": 15443.34, "end": 15450.34, "text": " Which one should I use?"}, {"start": 15451.2, "end": 15454.2, "text": " Here's the A.U.E. one."}, {"start": 15456.960000000001, "end": 15459.960000000001, "text": " Dude, there's no damage!"}, {"start": 15459.960000000001, "end": 15466.960000000001, "text": " There's nothing!"}, {"start": 15466.960000000001, "end": 15473.960000000001, "text": " Oh, we get to use ult."}, {"start": 15473.960000000001, "end": 15482.960000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 15482.960000000001, "end": 15487.960000000001, "text": " I can attack my own trap."}, {"start": 15487.960000000001, "end": 15489.960000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15489.960000000001, "end": 15491.960000000001, "text": " Why have walls?"}, {"start": 15491.960000000001, "end": 15493.960000000001, "text": " Why have walls, dude?"}, {"start": 15495.960000000001, "end": 15497.960000000001, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 15517.960000000001, "end": 15522.960000000001, "text": " You're gonna attack by the Cthulhu faction."}, {"start": 15527.960000000001, "end": 15529.960000000001, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 15547.960000000001, "end": 15575.960000000001, "text": " Do we stand a chance?"}, {"start": 15575.960000000001, "end": 15597.960000000001, "text": " I think we can do it, without being honest."}, {"start": 15597.960000000001, "end": 15622.28, "text": " we don't have a choice well at least we don't have to uh"}, {"start": 15622.28, "end": 15624.28, "text": " I want to spread out a little bit."}, {"start": 15637.640000000001, "end": 15638.640000000001, "text": " Mama mia!"}, {"start": 15652.28, "end": 15665.480000000001, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 15665.480000000001, "end": 15677.560000000001, "text": " Are you ranged?"}, {"start": 15677.560000000001, "end": 15678.960000000001, "text": " Is that thing ranged?"}, {"start": 15678.960000000001, "end": 15680.960000000001, "text": " Oh my Jesus!"}, {"start": 15683.12, "end": 15688.480000000001, "text": " I killed two of them! Oh, because they had the bonus units. Oh, refresh."}, {"start": 15703.44, "end": 15705.76, "text": " I don't know what the fuck that is. What is that?"}, {"start": 15705.76, "end": 15711.76, "text": " The size of the stack size is lower than or equal to 35% of its original number."}, {"start": 15721.76, "end": 15723.76, "text": " Range..."}, {"start": 15730.76, "end": 15732.76, "text": " Range..."}, {"start": 15735.76, "end": 15757.52, "text": " Let's see here."}, {"start": 15757.52, "end": 15759.4, "text": " What the fuck just happened?"}, {"start": 15759.4, "end": 15761.16, "text": " The magic of this game is crazy."}, {"start": 15761.16, "end": 15763.12, "text": " And honestly, I don't know what everything could do."}, {"start": 15763.12, "end": 15774.800000000001, "text": " I truly don't 20% maximum age feed that's worse than it sounds because a lot of them"}, {"start": 15774.800000000001, "end": 15789.960000000001, "text": " have like you know like 12 or not it's pretty bad I'm coping I'm coping I'm coping I'm coping"}, {"start": 15789.960000000001, "end": 15796.960000000001, "text": " even get to go through that's nuts"}, {"start": 15804.720000000001, "end": 15811.720000000001, "text": " not so"}, {"start": 15819.960000000001, "end": 15824.960000000001, "text": " What am I doing wrong? What am I doing wrong?"}, {"start": 15829.960000000001, "end": 15833.960000000001, "text": " The AI cheats on higher level? I'm playing at 100%."}, {"start": 15834.960000000001, "end": 15836.960000000001, "text": " It's not like..."}, {"start": 15838.960000000001, "end": 15840.960000000001, "text": " You know."}, {"start": 15849.960000000001, "end": 15856.960000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15856.960000000001, "end": 15875.76, "text": " Oh god, I don't want to be near that unit."}, {"start": 15875.76, "end": 15877.76, "text": " Oh, I don't mean you're any of these units."}, {"start": 15886.2, "end": 15887.2, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 15894.84, "end": 15897.64, "text": " Did the range is crazy, man."}, {"start": 15905.76, "end": 15913.2, "text": " This thing did so much fucking damage."}, {"start": 15913.2, "end": 15916.44, "text": " Each attack and counterattack deals 20 pure damage."}, {"start": 15916.44, "end": 15923.960000000001, "text": " So because there's so many of them, each unit was doing 20 pure damage."}, {"start": 15923.960000000001, "end": 15933.2, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 15933.2, "end": 15937.6, "text": " Dragon so psyched he did not recruit him dude I"}, {"start": 15938.12, "end": 15943.6, "text": " Don't know how to like use this unit right now because I mean I think I do this"}, {"start": 15947.1, "end": 15949.1, "text": " My cattle"}, {"start": 15963.2, "end": 15965.2, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 15965.2, "end": 15967.2, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15967.2, "end": 15974.2, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 15974.2, "end": 15981.2, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 15981.2, "end": 15988.2, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 15988.2, "end": 15995.2, "text": " Dude, like the range daggers is so fucking enormous, man!"}, {"start": 15999.2, "end": 16001.2, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 16018.2, "end": 16020.2, "text": " What did I do wrong?"}, {"start": 16023.720000000001, "end": 16030.78, "text": " I I I feel like I pretty efficiently cleared my map maybe not like it. I don't know"}, {"start": 16034.880000000001, "end": 16036.880000000001, "text": " At the end early game building"}, {"start": 16038.060000000001, "end": 16042.1, "text": " How could it how could they need to get cities faster?"}, {"start": 16048.2, "end": 16050.54, "text": " You had 17 units vs 210."}, {"start": 16050.54, "end": 16055.2, "text": " Okay, well you clearly don't know what just happened, so I'm going to talk to everyone else, okay?"}, {"start": 16063.2, "end": 16065.2, "text": " At least two or three heroes in share units."}, {"start": 16065.2, "end": 16071.2, "text": " Well, it was a single hero map, so every AI only had one hero."}, {"start": 16071.2, "end": 16077.720000000001, "text": " You don't want to clear the map totally, you want to explore as fast as you can and find"}, {"start": 16077.720000000001, "end": 16082.960000000001, "text": " the high value stuff like Mind's Town's resources."}, {"start": 16082.960000000001, "end": 16090.640000000001, "text": " You didn't do anything wrong, the difficulty is officially acknowledged as overtuned right"}, {"start": 16090.640000000001, "end": 16092.140000000001, "text": " now and being worked on."}, {"start": 16092.140000000001, "end": 16100.44, "text": " The AI gets 100-200 units by week 2 on hard."}, {"start": 16100.44, "end": 16102.44, "text": " No, that's Cope."}, {"start": 16104.44, "end": 16108.44, "text": " Is that me, the official eSports Discord cozy?"}, {"start": 16111.44, "end": 16113.44, "text": " You beat it at 200%?!"}, {"start": 16113.44, "end": 16115.44, "text": " Ow, man!"}, {"start": 16115.44, "end": 16118.44, "text": " You focused on me fights? You're right."}, {"start": 16118.44, "end": 16121.44, "text": " That chatter is not incorrect."}, {"start": 16121.44, "end": 16130.800000000001, "text": " The fact that you aren't using a mechanic as basic as having a one-stack tier one unit"}, {"start": 16130.800000000001, "end": 16136.04, "text": " eat retaliation tells me you shouldn't be playing hard, yet no offense."}, {"start": 16136.04, "end": 16142.4, "text": " So you're telling me... got him?"}, {"start": 16142.4, "end": 16143.4, "text": " That's the thing though."}, {"start": 16143.4, "end": 16148.800000000001, "text": " I deliberately picked a modification to my heroic strike to remove their counter attack,"}, {"start": 16148.800000000001, "end": 16150.880000000001, "text": " and I was actively doing it."}, {"start": 16150.880000000001, "end": 16155.44, "text": " So the fact that maybe I lost like three or four gripons one time, because I would have"}, {"start": 16155.44, "end": 16159.560000000001, "text": " rather hit that mob instead of waiting two extra turns for my footmen to walk up means"}, {"start": 16159.560000000001, "end": 16161.28, "text": " that you are a fucking retard."}, {"start": 16161.28, "end": 16162.28, "text": " No offense, bitch."}, {"start": 16162.28, "end": 16165.84, "text": " Don't have me with your paragraph, motherfucker."}, {"start": 16165.84, "end": 16168.84, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 16168.84, "end": 16169.84, "text": " Little bitch!"}, {"start": 16169.84, "end": 16172.84, "text": " I'll bear back, one sec."}, {"start": 16172.84, "end": 16177.84, "text": " Yes, me lord."}, {"start": 16207.84, "end": 16209.84, "text": " You"}, {"start": 16237.84, "end": 16244.84, "text": " Well, I guess I'll just go back to the room."}, {"start": 16244.84, "end": 16253.84, "text": " I'll just go back to the room."}, {"start": 16253.84, "end": 16258.84, "text": " I'll just go back to the room."}, {"start": 16258.84, "end": 16271.880000000001, "text": " it man guys it's Giga's birthday dude can we get a happy birthday Giga on the"}, {"start": 16271.880000000001, "end": 16273.880000000001, "text": " screen"}, {"start": 16283.880000000001, "end": 16285.880000000001, "text": " Text"}, {"start": 16291.880000000001, "end": 16298.460000000001, "text": " Okay, we're gonna just go ahead and ignore that god damn it's so fucking weird dude"}, {"start": 16301.880000000001, "end": 16302.380000000001, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 16306.52, "end": 16309.400000000001, "text": " The head breaks off cleanly from the drowns body."}, {"start": 16318.28, "end": 16320.920000000002, "text": " Didn't she gritty on him? Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 16324.12, "end": 16325.000000000002, "text": " I'm fucking dead."}, {"start": 16325.720000000001, "end": 16328.44, "text": " I'm gonna make some coffee! I'M GONNA MAKE SOME COFFEE!"}, {"start": 16328.44, "end": 16329.160000000002, "text": " NOOOO!"}, {"start": 16329.16, "end": 16332.96, "text": " I'm going to make some coffee now!"}, {"start": 16332.96, "end": 16337.76, "text": " I'm going to go downstairs and make some coffee!"}, {"start": 16337.76, "end": 16338.76, "text": " Now!"}, {"start": 16338.76, "end": 16346.52, "text": " Hey Ethan, you want to finish this guy off?"}, {"start": 16346.52, "end": 16347.52, "text": " Hey, do it bro."}, {"start": 16347.52, "end": 16348.52, "text": " Do it."}, {"start": 16348.52, "end": 16349.52, "text": " One of you guys do it."}, {"start": 16349.52, "end": 16350.52, "text": " Do it or I'll shoot you!"}, {"start": 16350.52, "end": 16352.52, "text": " Do it or I'll shoot you!"}, {"start": 16352.52, "end": 16353.52, "text": " Kill this guy!"}, {"start": 16353.52, "end": 16354.52, "text": " Kill him!"}, {"start": 16354.52, "end": 16356.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16370.800000000001, "end": 16377.2, "text": " Hey, that was sick. Thank you, please don't throw that"}, {"start": 16385.32, "end": 16387.32, "text": " They're robbing me, please!"}, {"start": 16394.88, "end": 16399.62, "text": " I'm up for the nym clip with the waiter with the huge fucking ass for no reason."}, {"start": 16403.8, "end": 16405.8, "text": " Okay, frimp, frimp, frimp."}, {"start": 16406.32, "end": 16409.86, "text": " You see how I lined up the shower head with the Jesus cock?"}, {"start": 16411.72, "end": 16414.2, "text": " Yeah, there's 34 paintings in here."}, {"start": 16414.52, "end": 16416.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16420.0, "end": 16422.5, "text": " Nice we do"}, {"start": 16433.920000000002, "end": 16438.62, "text": " Helpers what am I looking at fucking words bitch was last time you're at a book"}, {"start": 16444.52, "end": 16446.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16474.52, "end": 16483.88, "text": " Dude, there was like no time to react to that."}, {"start": 16483.88, "end": 16485.88, "text": " I can't stand it!"}, {"start": 16513.88, "end": 16520.88, "text": " How is that deserved?"}, {"start": 16520.88, "end": 16528.88, "text": " No way that's the term."}, {"start": 16528.88, "end": 16539.88, "text": " No way I just missed the term, right?"}, {"start": 16539.88, "end": 16544.4, "text": " And this bitch almost let him."}, {"start": 16544.4, "end": 16546.68, "text": " That's fair, she was scared."}, {"start": 16546.68, "end": 16547.8, "text": " I'm the one who's scared."}, {"start": 16547.8, "end": 16549.8, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Emily."}, {"start": 16549.8, "end": 16551.8, "text": " I didn't know what was going to happen."}, {"start": 16551.8, "end": 16553.8, "text": " There's no excuse, there's no excuse."}, {"start": 16553.8, "end": 16556.8, "text": " Emily, please just try to understand."}, {"start": 16556.8, "end": 16561.8, "text": " I understand the palm of my hand, bitch."}, {"start": 16561.8, "end": 16562.8, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 16562.8, "end": 16565.8, "text": " I'm so, so, so, so sorry."}, {"start": 16565.8, "end": 16566.8, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 16566.8, "end": 16571.8, "text": " I'm not the manning press you, bitch."}, {"start": 16571.8, "end": 16584.8, "text": " What we're about to do is extremely dangerous."}, {"start": 16596.8, "end": 16621.6, "text": " I guess I did say pirate huh?"}, {"start": 16621.6, "end": 16625.04, "text": " I guess I don't have to fight these guys."}, {"start": 16625.04, "end": 16627.04, "text": " What if they attack me first?"}, {"start": 16627.04, "end": 16630.04, "text": " Glad you're in the fleet."}, {"start": 16630.04, "end": 16633.04, "text": " If you weren't, I would have killed you already."}, {"start": 16641.04, "end": 16642.04, "text": " No..."}, {"start": 16642.04, "end": 16643.04, "text": " WAAAAY!"}, {"start": 16644.04, "end": 16645.04, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 16646.04, "end": 16649.04, "text": " That does look like him a little bit, actually."}, {"start": 16655.04, "end": 16655.54, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 16662.32, "end": 16662.96, "text": " So like..."}, {"start": 16665.600000000002, "end": 16666.72, "text": " Should I have..."}, {"start": 16671.2, "end": 16673.04, "text": " Research that building?"}, {"start": 16673.04, "end": 16675.36, "text": " Should I have gotten that building to increase my line of sight?"}, {"start": 16676.16, "end": 16679.04, "text": " Around my city to like see where I should have gone first?"}, {"start": 16685.04, "end": 16712.24, "text": " You would say don't do single hero games."}, {"start": 16712.24, "end": 16713.24, "text": " It's so weird."}, {"start": 16720.04, "end": 16721.04, "text": " Who should we play?"}, {"start": 16733.24, "end": 16735.74, "text": " Usual strategy to have the second hero that gathers everything?"}, {"start": 16739.24, "end": 16741.24, "text": " Okay, but if everyone has one hero..."}, {"start": 16742.24, "end": 16748.5, "text": " We should be on the same playing field, right? It's the Papyridiction Zone."}, {"start": 16760.440000000002, "end": 16764.08, "text": " Let's play..."}, {"start": 16764.08, "end": 16767.0, "text": " Undead."}, {"start": 16767.0, "end": 16779.0, "text": " Uh, King of Kings. He's a lich. Oh my god."}, {"start": 16779.0, "end": 16795.0, "text": " Oh, so what is Necromancy Power?"}, {"start": 16795.0, "end": 16798.76, "text": " Necro? What's wrong with that?"}, {"start": 16804.4, "end": 16809.48, "text": " In the old one you would get skeletons after battles."}, {"start": 16809.48, "end": 16828.92, "text": " This guy has a starting at army of a million Skellingtons."}, {"start": 16828.92, "end": 16837.48, "text": " This guy starts with two to three Dreadnights."}, {"start": 16837.48, "end": 16844.98, "text": " After winning a battle, transform 10% of strongest enemy stack into a friendly end of the same tier."}, {"start": 16844.98, "end": 16848.26, "text": " This requires decrementing energy which stores up to 1000 repills each week or when the hero"}, {"start": 16848.26, "end": 16850.26, "text": " has no stack of that tier in their room."}, {"start": 16867.48, "end": 16870.48, "text": " Well, advanced necromancer."}, {"start": 16873.48, "end": 16876.48, "text": " I mean, maybe we just pick the necromancer guy?"}, {"start": 16881.48, "end": 16885.48, "text": " Do the campaign? The campaign's only one chapter, so I might even bother."}, {"start": 16893.48, "end": 16895.48, "text": " Let's try again."}, {"start": 16895.48, "end": 16897.48, "text": " I'll try again."}, {"start": 16901.48, "end": 16903.48, "text": " Any of them has a ranged tier 1 unit?"}, {"start": 16909.48, "end": 16913.48, "text": " Dude, look at this very impractical building. What is the purpose of the giant golem?"}, {"start": 16918.48, "end": 16920.48, "text": " What even is our ranged unit?"}, {"start": 16920.48, "end": 16921.48, "text": " Wait..."}, {"start": 16925.48, "end": 16934.48, "text": " I don't think I have one."}, {"start": 16934.48, "end": 16935.48, "text": " This guy."}, {"start": 16935.48, "end": 16936.48, "text": " Lich."}, {"start": 16936.48, "end": 16937.48, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 16937.48, "end": 16941.48, "text": " This guy is upgrade- Oh, true."}, {"start": 16941.48, "end": 16947.48, "text": " True, true, true, true, true, true, true."}, {"start": 16947.48, "end": 16954.48, "text": " Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow."}, {"start": 16954.48, "end": 16956.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16975.399999999998, "end": 16979.32, "text": " Okay, let's get some gold"}, {"start": 16984.48, "end": 16990.079999999998, "text": " Man, I just don't know."}, {"start": 16990.079999999998, "end": 16995.96, "text": " Start with a unit building layer here."}, {"start": 16995.96, "end": 16999.12, "text": " That's a good idea."}, {"start": 16999.12, "end": 17002.8, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 17002.8, "end": 17007.92, "text": " Should we get Skeleton Arters?"}, {"start": 17007.920000000002, "end": 17011.4, "text": " maybe? I think we should have right it."}, {"start": 17017.68, "end": 17022.24, "text": " A lot of sacrificing of any creatures to turn them into undead units of the same"}, {"start": 17022.24, "end": 17024.640000000003, "text": " tier."}, {"start": 17037.920000000002, "end": 17040.920000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17040.920000000002, "end": 17047.920000000002, "text": " Gimme the archer."}, {"start": 17047.920000000002, "end": 17051.920000000002, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 17051.920000000002, "end": 17058.920000000002, "text": " So we want to prio unguarded stuff for now."}, {"start": 17058.920000000002, "end": 17065.920000000002, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 17065.920000000002, "end": 17082.72, "text": " 500 heroes maximum necromancy energy friendly, necropolis creatures deal 10% and take minus"}, {"start": 17112.72, "end": 17113.72, "text": " Gosh."}, {"start": 17129.22, "end": 17130.22, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 17135.72, "end": 17138.22, "text": " The last reason I'm dead to be tarloled on or off."}, {"start": 17142.72, "end": 17144.72, "text": " Okay, is it on or off?"}, {"start": 17146.2, "end": 17148.2, "text": " Fellows?"}, {"start": 17151.24, "end": 17153.24, "text": " Raising a dead off."}, {"start": 17155.440000000002, "end": 17157.88, "text": " Okay, we got there."}, {"start": 17166.760000000002, "end": 17168.760000000002, "text": " Construction"}, {"start": 17172.72, "end": 17182.72, "text": " We can go back here, but is it worth it guys is a dead end not good"}, {"start": 17184.48, "end": 17186.48, "text": " Not good"}, {"start": 17190.16, "end": 17192.16, "text": " Restart"}, {"start": 17202.72, "end": 17207.72, "text": " Okay..."}, {"start": 17212.72, "end": 17214.72, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 17222.72, "end": 17223.72, "text": " We gotta get..."}, {"start": 17224.72, "end": 17226.72, "text": " We gotta finish... We gotta build more..."}, {"start": 17226.72, "end": 17228.72, "text": " unit for production, I think."}, {"start": 17232.72, "end": 17254.72, "text": " These will like, stock up, right?"}, {"start": 17254.72, "end": 17270.16, "text": " Minus one enemy morale and luck."}, {"start": 17270.16, "end": 17273.76, "text": " new ability of resource HP to the target friendly and dead and can revive fallen units."}, {"start": 17285.44, "end": 17288.16, "text": " Sure. He picks randomly."}, {"start": 17294.48, "end": 17300.0, "text": " Scouting seems good. This seems good too though. I don't know. Let's get scouted."}, {"start": 17300.16, "end": 17317.42, "text": " Ten movement points when the hero starts to day in the area you control."}, {"start": 17317.42, "end": 17319.3, "text": " Terrain penalties are reduced by 50%."}, {"start": 17319.3, "end": 17334.239999999998, "text": " even though that has to be good though right Roy"}, {"start": 17349.3, "end": 17363.54, "text": " So we like make a loop and then we make a loop and then we"}, {"start": 17363.54, "end": 17369.86, "text": " decide what we're going to grab and then what?"}, {"start": 17369.86, "end": 17370.86, "text": " Or do I know?"}, {"start": 17370.86, "end": 17371.86, "text": " What can I know?"}, {"start": 17371.86, "end": 17372.86, "text": " I need all."}, {"start": 17372.86, "end": 17373.86, "text": " I ain't got shit."}, {"start": 17373.86, "end": 17380.86, "text": " I got shit."}, {"start": 17380.86, "end": 17387.86, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 17387.86, "end": 17393.34, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 17393.34, "end": 17394.34, "text": " Marketplace?"}, {"start": 17394.34, "end": 17416.18, "text": " something that won't use my wood. We can do this. It's not really gonna help us. No. Yeah,"}, {"start": 17416.18, "end": 17422.74, "text": " marketplace. Marketplace is great because we can trade for resources or whatever, right?"}, {"start": 17422.74, "end": 17425.74, "text": " I feel like I'm doing worse than I started on my other one."}, {"start": 17441.980000000003, "end": 17443.74, "text": " Jeez Louise."}, {"start": 17452.74, "end": 17465.940000000002, "text": " I mean, what else can I do?"}, {"start": 17465.940000000002, "end": 17468.140000000003, "text": " I feel like we're making the right decisions."}, {"start": 17468.14, "end": 17472.14, "text": " Cap'n?"}, {"start": 17472.14, "end": 17476.14, "text": " Cap'n?"}, {"start": 17476.14, "end": 17480.14, "text": " Cap'n?"}, {"start": 17480.14, "end": 17484.14, "text": " Rusefile were within 13 squares of the hero each more."}, {"start": 17484.14, "end": 17488.14, "text": " Rusefile were within 13 squares of the hero each more."}, {"start": 17488.14, "end": 17492.14, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 17492.14, "end": 17496.14, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 17496.14, "end": 17498.14, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 17514.14, "end": 17516.14, "text": " I need this."}, {"start": 17520.14, "end": 17522.14, "text": " Go mine, need that."}, {"start": 17526.14, "end": 17548.1, "text": " We do not have nobody to go out."}, {"start": 17548.1, "end": 17550.22, "text": " The idea here is that we grab a..."}, {"start": 17550.22, "end": 17551.22, "text": " Grab this."}, {"start": 17551.22, "end": 17554.899999999998, "text": " Which I think we can afford."}, {"start": 17554.899999999998, "end": 17555.899999999998, "text": " What a waste."}, {"start": 17555.9, "end": 17575.58, "text": " Hiya, guy."}, {"start": 17575.58, "end": 17580.58, "text": " Two Scalington groups."}, {"start": 17580.58, "end": 17587.58, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 17587.58, "end": 17594.58, "text": " Oh, God, no."}, {"start": 17594.58, "end": 17602.58, "text": " Oh, we're good."}, {"start": 17602.58, "end": 17609.58, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 17609.58, "end": 17611.58, "text": " whoosh"}, {"start": 17619.780000000002, "end": 17625.06, "text": " The game is stuck the life out of a popsicle. Yeah, that is gay. That's okay"}, {"start": 17639.58, "end": 17664.660000000003, "text": " Hmm, oh you can go around, nice."}, {"start": 17664.66, "end": 17670.66, "text": " So, do I not... why didn't I get more units?"}, {"start": 17670.66, "end": 17685.5, "text": " Weird."}, {"start": 17685.5, "end": 17692.5, "text": " They were already dead, dude, of course."}, {"start": 17692.5, "end": 17698.5, "text": " I think we have to grab some more units."}, {"start": 17698.5, "end": 17708.5, "text": " Oh, the fucking lumber mill!"}, {"start": 17708.5, "end": 17715.5, "text": " Uh, yes."}, {"start": 17715.5, "end": 17730.5, "text": " I missed a crystal mine, I think it's being gorgon."}, {"start": 17730.5, "end": 17738.66, "text": " No, that shit, what the hell?"}, {"start": 17738.66, "end": 17751.7, "text": " A lot of whatever here, so I'm gonna grab that."}, {"start": 17751.7, "end": 17756.7, "text": " Where's this, mercury?"}, {"start": 17756.7, "end": 17774.7, "text": " We need wood. Wood, please. I want this. One mercury daily. Wood, please."}, {"start": 17786.7, "end": 17796.22, "text": " Oh, that's being guarded though."}, {"start": 17796.22, "end": 17800.18, "text": " Sacrifice creatures and whatnot for experience."}, {"start": 17800.18, "end": 17814.780000000002, "text": " I wish I could tell it at Glance what everything was."}, {"start": 17814.78, "end": 17815.98, "text": " I want this!"}, {"start": 17818.28, "end": 17820.78, "text": " Immediately returns all mana to any visiting hero."}, {"start": 17820.78, "end": 17821.78, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 17824.079999999998, "end": 17827.28, "text": " We're missing... Dreadlord and Vampire, I think?"}, {"start": 17834.28, "end": 17836.079999999998, "text": " Vampire Lord, Vampire Scholar."}, {"start": 17839.579999999998, "end": 17840.78, "text": " Party Pickle, thanks for sub it."}, {"start": 17844.78, "end": 17869.059999999998, "text": " Oh, what the hell?"}, {"start": 17869.06, "end": 17876.260000000002, "text": " forward it's heroine creature rather than all your cities. Summon Avatar? That"}, {"start": 17876.260000000002, "end": 17883.5, "text": " that seemed pretty good, but like how good is it actually? I think maybe we should"}, {"start": 17883.5, "end": 17887.18, "text": " explore the the magics."}, {"start": 17887.18, "end": 17897.04, "text": " Not good on my oh my god, we are my hero, but we have gotten a couple of"}, {"start": 17901.54, "end": 17903.54, "text": " Upgrades though"}, {"start": 17906.98, "end": 17910.66, "text": " What do fucking know maybe that was fucking stupid it out"}, {"start": 17910.66, "end": 17923.66, "text": " I need some mercury. That's mercury. I got sneeze."}, {"start": 17923.66, "end": 17938.5, "text": " The Sarge of Messages are losing to the game on hard, but nobody tell them that."}, {"start": 17938.5, "end": 17948.5, "text": " Well, I'm okay with losing as long as I'm far away."}, {"start": 17948.5, "end": 17958.5, "text": " How do I go back there?"}, {"start": 17958.5, "end": 17964.5, "text": " Can I get back there?"}, {"start": 17964.5, "end": 17966.5, "text": " Do they have to teleport?"}, {"start": 17968.98, "end": 17970.98, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 17971.46, "end": 17973.46, "text": " So there was a..."}, {"start": 17974.1, "end": 17976.1, "text": " Got the gold mine?"}, {"start": 17976.58, "end": 17978.18, "text": " Gem mine?"}, {"start": 17978.18, "end": 17980.18, "text": " Crystal mine. They're all really close."}, {"start": 17994.5, "end": 17999.5, "text": " Fish to the face."}, {"start": 17999.5, "end": 18005.5, "text": " Yeah, there we go back."}, {"start": 18005.5, "end": 18010.5, "text": " Somebody missed anything."}, {"start": 18010.5, "end": 18015.5, "text": " Oh, I hope I don't fucking miss anything."}, {"start": 18015.5, "end": 18020.5, "text": " Oh, stop it."}, {"start": 18020.5, "end": 18028.5, "text": " Oh, stop it, and Mr. Benelahorse himself."}, {"start": 18028.5, "end": 18047.5, "text": " Oh, man, I gotta remember this."}, {"start": 18047.5, "end": 18054.5, "text": " army faction. I mean, we don't really need more gold gain."}, {"start": 18054.5, "end": 18071.5, "text": " But we'll skim more luck. They're so dark. You have 4-3 before the end of the week."}, {"start": 18071.5, "end": 18075.34, "text": " I'm trying to grab this."}, {"start": 18075.34, "end": 18078.5, "text": " Oh, it's not my marker."}, {"start": 18078.5, "end": 18079.98, "text": " Rupro!"}, {"start": 18079.98, "end": 18086.38, "text": " We might be able to buy some of them."}, {"start": 18086.38, "end": 18093.78, "text": " Maybe there's some near us."}, {"start": 18093.78, "end": 18096.98, "text": " Two more warriors for dreadnights."}, {"start": 18096.98, "end": 18103.98, "text": " Oh, I freaking miss that."}, {"start": 18103.98, "end": 18110.98, "text": " We might still be able to get the mercury before the end of the week."}, {"start": 18110.98, "end": 18114.98, "text": " Oh, no, I think I'm just short."}, {"start": 18114.98, "end": 18117.98, "text": " Oh, that sucks."}, {"start": 18117.98, "end": 18120.98, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 18120.98, "end": 18127.62, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 18127.62, "end": 18146.26, "text": " This must be like some weird terrain shit."}, {"start": 18146.260000000002, "end": 18153.260000000002, "text": " Now the game just was happening to me."}, {"start": 18153.260000000002, "end": 18157.260000000002, "text": " Alright, we're gonna..."}, {"start": 18157.260000000002, "end": 18160.260000000002, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 18160.260000000002, "end": 18162.260000000002, "text": " Mmmmmm."}, {"start": 18162.260000000002, "end": 18165.260000000002, "text": " Nope, we're just short."}, {"start": 18165.260000000002, "end": 18167.260000000002, "text": " Oof."}, {"start": 18167.260000000002, "end": 18172.260000000002, "text": " Yikes, dude."}, {"start": 18172.260000000002, "end": 18177.260000000002, "text": " Oh well."}, {"start": 18177.260000000002, "end": 18180.260000000002, "text": " Cellship?"}, {"start": 18180.260000000002, "end": 18182.260000000002, "text": " Can I Cellship?"}, {"start": 18182.260000000002, "end": 18184.260000000002, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 18184.260000000002, "end": 18186.260000000002, "text": " Oh my god, we can sell resources!"}, {"start": 18186.260000000002, "end": 18188.260000000002, "text": " Dude, it's too late!"}, {"start": 18192.260000000002, "end": 18194.260000000002, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 18202.260000000002, "end": 18205.260000000002, "text": " Uh, it's time to pick up units, I think."}, {"start": 18223.260000000002, "end": 18226.260000000002, "text": " It's hacking the bits of whatever heroes increase."}, {"start": 18232.260000000002, "end": 18258.260000000002, "text": " Oh my, this does not feel, there it is, there it is, there it is, there it is, oh my,"}, {"start": 18258.260000000002, "end": 18265.260000000002, "text": " They'll launch, we'll do a launch, we'll do it."}, {"start": 18265.260000000002, "end": 18274.260000000002, "text": " Two thousand uh..."}, {"start": 18274.260000000002, "end": 18276.260000000002, "text": " I guess it doesn't really matter now, huh?"}, {"start": 18276.260000000002, "end": 18278.260000000002, "text": " Getting it before the uh..."}, {"start": 18278.260000000002, "end": 18280.260000000002, "text": " Because it's already the next week."}, {"start": 18280.260000000002, "end": 18282.260000000002, "text": " Oh, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 18304.340000000004, "end": 18306.340000000004, "text": " Well, I think we just grab this."}, {"start": 18310.260000000002, "end": 18336.74, "text": " Surely this is not on."}, {"start": 18336.74, "end": 18338.74, "text": " Can we go back and grab these real quick?"}, {"start": 18338.74, "end": 18346.74, "text": " They're pretty big waste of a turn."}, {"start": 18346.74, "end": 18352.74, "text": " I've already been there."}, {"start": 18352.74, "end": 18362.74, "text": " We're gonna get these mines, I think."}, {"start": 18362.74, "end": 18383.620000000003, "text": " Also, I think we should have killed those guys."}, {"start": 18383.620000000003, "end": 18386.620000000003, "text": " Fucking ranged unit."}, {"start": 18386.620000000003, "end": 18391.06, "text": " Of course they want to fight."}, {"start": 18391.06, "end": 18393.06, "text": " Oh god, by the way."}, {"start": 18406.06, "end": 18407.06, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 18407.06, "end": 18410.06, "text": " Damn, these guys do a lot of damage. What the hell?"}, {"start": 18410.06, "end": 18412.06, "text": " What the hell are they?"}, {"start": 18412.06, "end": 18415.06, "text": " This can revive fallen units."}, {"start": 18421.06, "end": 18426.06, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 18426.06, "end": 18439.06, "text": " Meow meow meow meow."}, {"start": 18439.06, "end": 18448.06, "text": " Like, we didn't have to do this."}, {"start": 18448.06, "end": 18450.06, "text": " We're getting bonuses though"}, {"start": 18455.940000000002, "end": 18457.940000000002, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 18460.66, "end": 18462.66, "text": " I kind of wish"}, {"start": 18466.100000000002, "end": 18470.24, "text": " We had more like ability generation like the points the focus points"}, {"start": 18470.24, "end": 18487.920000000002, "text": " What the fuck is this, man?"}, {"start": 18487.920000000002, "end": 18489.920000000002, "text": " These guys don't run, man."}, {"start": 18489.920000000002, "end": 18490.920000000002, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 18490.920000000002, "end": 18491.920000000002, "text": " Oh, good."}, {"start": 18491.920000000002, "end": 18492.920000000002, "text": " Not good."}, {"start": 18492.920000000002, "end": 18493.920000000002, "text": " Not good."}, {"start": 18493.920000000002, "end": 18494.920000000002, "text": " Not good."}, {"start": 18494.920000000002, "end": 18496.920000000002, "text": " Not good, not good, not good."}, {"start": 18500.920000000002, "end": 18506.920000000002, "text": " Let me put this into heart of ours, these guys are guarding mines, so surely I should be getting them right?"}, {"start": 18511.920000000002, "end": 18514.920000000002, "text": " Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."}, {"start": 18524.920000000002, "end": 18531.920000000002, "text": " Uh, cringe?"}, {"start": 18531.920000000002, "end": 18544.800000000003, "text": " You can split the archers to generate more focus."}, {"start": 18544.800000000003, "end": 18549.800000000003, "text": " We could."}, {"start": 18549.8, "end": 18565.719999999998, "text": " I think we're better off finding a different way to do that, man."}, {"start": 18565.719999999998, "end": 18566.719999999998, "text": " Like this."}, {"start": 18566.72, "end": 18585.0, "text": " me no no me no no"}, {"start": 18585.0, "end": 18608.2, "text": " I don't know if we should be saving our gold."}, {"start": 18608.2, "end": 18610.2, "text": " It seems like our necromancy is happening."}, {"start": 18616.84, "end": 18617.64, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 18618.08, "end": 18619.68, "text": " Are they're undead? Another magic."}, {"start": 18627.04, "end": 18627.84, "text": " Big damn."}, {"start": 18638.2, "end": 18647.52, "text": " I like the uh, Wraith, you know."}, {"start": 18647.52, "end": 18652.48, "text": " Bitch."}, {"start": 18652.48, "end": 18658.48, "text": " Little fucking big."}, {"start": 18658.48, "end": 18666.280000000002, "text": " Suck em."}, {"start": 18666.28, "end": 18682.28, "text": " stop stop you're making him cry stop it"}, {"start": 18682.28, "end": 18697.28, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 18697.28, "end": 18706.28, "text": " Oh, there was the range, fuck."}, {"start": 18706.28, "end": 18708.28, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 18711.96, "end": 18714.52, "text": " Pup, pup, pup, pup, pup!"}, {"start": 18714.52, "end": 18716.52, "text": " Wait, wait!"}, {"start": 18720.039999999997, "end": 18722.039999999997, "text": " I get the noisy, mate."}, {"start": 18736.28, "end": 18756.16, "text": " And now we just sit there and talk your bros."}, {"start": 18756.16, "end": 18763.96, "text": " Fuffatic!"}, {"start": 18763.96, "end": 18765.96, "text": " What a bee!"}, {"start": 18777.44, "end": 18779.44, "text": " Are we a- no, we're not a skeleton guy."}, {"start": 18782.28, "end": 18784.28, "text": " Oh, more law generation."}, {"start": 18786.64, "end": 18788.64, "text": " Early epic..."}, {"start": 18789.04, "end": 18791.04, "text": " talent point-o."}, {"start": 18793.96, "end": 18814.8, "text": " like how high can these uh uh what's it called build up"}, {"start": 18814.8, "end": 18823.399999999998, "text": " City of Longsbury is 50% units."}, {"start": 18823.399999999998, "end": 18828.64, "text": " Oh no, guys."}, {"start": 18828.64, "end": 18841.8, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 18841.8, "end": 18842.8, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 18842.8, "end": 18870.88, "text": " That's not good, fellas."}, {"start": 18870.88, "end": 18871.88, "text": " You waited."}, {"start": 18871.88, "end": 18878.88, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 18878.88, "end": 18883.88, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 18883.88, "end": 18889.88, "text": " Actually, it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 18889.88, "end": 18896.88, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 18896.88, "end": 18904.88, "text": " BING!"}, {"start": 18904.88, "end": 18915.920000000002, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 18915.920000000002, "end": 18921.24, "text": " They have four lock, so it's 4% increased credit."}, {"start": 18921.24, "end": 18922.24, "text": " Sure, whatever."}, {"start": 18922.24, "end": 18926.760000000002, "text": " We do not know Primal Magic, but I don't know if there was a better choice, maybe?"}, {"start": 18926.760000000002, "end": 18933.760000000002, "text": " Or didn't fucking know."}, {"start": 18933.760000000002, "end": 18940.760000000002, "text": " Oof."}, {"start": 18940.760000000002, "end": 18967.160000000003, "text": " I'm an amp-fam-fam-fam."}, {"start": 18967.16, "end": 18974.16, "text": " killing my Skellington, bitch."}, {"start": 18988.16, "end": 18995.16, "text": " We got 10 mana."}, {"start": 18995.16, "end": 18997.16, "text": " big crits going out"}, {"start": 19001.8, "end": 19004.44, "text": " dude he keeps hurting he can't he can't stop winning"}, {"start": 19011.0, "end": 19013.0, "text": " hmm"}, {"start": 19025.16, "end": 19047.16, "text": " Yeah, the crits aren't actually crazy right now, what is happening?"}, {"start": 19047.16, "end": 19064.42, "text": " Uh, we can probably skip this side. I should grab this ship. I missed it. But is it worth"}, {"start": 19064.42, "end": 19066.42, "text": " going back to grab?"}, {"start": 19077.16, "end": 19079.16, "text": " Hmm, champ."}, {"start": 19083.16, "end": 19085.16, "text": " I need this. This is what we need."}, {"start": 19096.16, "end": 19098.16, "text": " Uhhhh..."}, {"start": 19102.16, "end": 19103.16, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 19104.16, "end": 19105.16, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 19107.16, "end": 19109.56, "text": " I'm afraid about trading resources, other resources."}, {"start": 19122.56, "end": 19124.56, "text": " Just 300% damage."}, {"start": 19128.76, "end": 19129.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19130.06, "end": 19131.26, "text": " We are fortified."}, {"start": 19137.16, "end": 19165.68, "text": " I don't know if I'm doing what I should be doing right now, but I don't know if I'm"}, {"start": 19165.68, "end": 19169.04, "text": " Doing what I should be doing. I want to be honest. I'm gonna be honest"}, {"start": 19180.32, "end": 19182.32, "text": " We do need that mercury big time"}, {"start": 19189.920000000002, "end": 19191.920000000002, "text": " Oh, no"}, {"start": 19191.920000000002, "end": 19193.920000000002, "text": " Hehehehe"}, {"start": 19194.920000000002, "end": 19196.920000000002, "text": " Oh no"}, {"start": 19211.920000000002, "end": 19213.920000000002, "text": " You fucker bitch, hey"}, {"start": 19221.920000000002, "end": 19225.280000000002, "text": " Kill him, man. Oh my god, they did the fucking creative attack!"}, {"start": 19230.960000000003, "end": 19231.68, "text": " Three luck."}, {"start": 19236.08, "end": 19237.68, "text": " Spells can also land a lucky strike."}, {"start": 19242.160000000003, "end": 19243.68, "text": " Well, we're gonna get lucky dead."}, {"start": 19247.84, "end": 19250.08, "text": " Hmm, I don't know if I should have done this, I'm gonna be honest."}, {"start": 19251.920000000002, "end": 19258.440000000002, "text": " Oh, no, it said it was easy I just like that"}, {"start": 19281.920000000002, "end": 19284.920000000002, "text": " Not good, not good."}, {"start": 19288.920000000002, "end": 19291.920000000002, "text": " Oh no, that's super not good. Hold on, let's wait."}, {"start": 19297.920000000002, "end": 19299.920000000002, "text": " Massive crit of health?"}, {"start": 19299.920000000002, "end": 19312.960000000003, "text": " I think we just move now. Yeah, we move in an attack"}, {"start": 19323.2, "end": 19325.2, "text": " Fucking bitch I"}, {"start": 19325.2, "end": 19330.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19330.64, "end": 19339.58, "text": " the can't wait"}, {"start": 19339.58, "end": 19366.58, "text": " Why is this bitch so fast?"}, {"start": 19366.58, "end": 19382.18, "text": " I need this mine."}, {"start": 19382.18, "end": 19393.22, "text": " I don't think there's any range in this list."}, {"start": 19393.22, "end": 19405.54, "text": " long reach, long reach, long reach, noise."}, {"start": 19405.54, "end": 19413.58, "text": " Who's the deadliest monster here?"}, {"start": 19413.58, "end": 19415.58, "text": " I like the Lich attack."}, {"start": 19435.34, "end": 19437.34, "text": " No, I don't think so."}, {"start": 19437.34, "end": 19449.02, "text": " What is the best undead unit?"}, {"start": 19449.02, "end": 19459.62, "text": " Vampire?"}, {"start": 19459.62, "end": 19460.62, "text": " Mr. Bones."}, {"start": 19460.62, "end": 19463.62, "text": " I mean, Mr. Bones is pretty sweet."}, {"start": 19468.62, "end": 19470.62, "text": " I'm Mr. Bones!"}, {"start": 19481.62, "end": 19484.62, "text": " Honestly, maybe we should have been splitting the stack, I'm not sure."}, {"start": 19485.62, "end": 19486.62, "text": " Maybe not."}, {"start": 19490.62, "end": 19503.539999999997, "text": " Splat 200."}, {"start": 19503.539999999997, "end": 19510.82, "text": " Good idea, dude."}, {"start": 19510.82, "end": 19517.82, "text": " That's a dead."}, {"start": 19525.82, "end": 19527.82, "text": " I mean, we don't really need to upgrade anything."}, {"start": 19527.82, "end": 19538.82, "text": " I mean, we do need to upgrade stuff. We do."}, {"start": 19538.82, "end": 19540.82, "text": " Wait, hold on."}, {"start": 19542.26, "end": 19544.26, "text": " We need 25 Mercury."}, {"start": 19553.38, "end": 19557.94, "text": " That is not Mercury. It's Aids? Jesus!"}, {"start": 19568.82, "end": 19582.78, "text": " I think I need gold to buy units. We're gonna need a lot of gold. Hold on. Uh-oh. Something"}, {"start": 19582.78, "end": 19588.02, "text": " just occurred to me. Did they take Mercury to recruit? That's fucked up dude. I'm gonna"}, {"start": 19588.02, "end": 19595.02, "text": " to be honest. How am I supposed to get there?"}, {"start": 19618.02, "end": 19620.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19648.02, "end": 19658.62, "text": " You guys want to go big I got a man you mad"}, {"start": 19673.12, "end": 19675.12, "text": " Stop"}, {"start": 19678.02, "end": 19685.02, "text": " You do not shoot the stack."}, {"start": 19685.02, "end": 19690.02, "text": " That was a waste."}, {"start": 19690.02, "end": 19692.02, "text": " Burr-bam-burr-bam."}, {"start": 19692.02, "end": 19697.02, "text": " Uh, we go for it."}, {"start": 19697.02, "end": 19699.02, "text": " Wait, did I misread that?"}, {"start": 19699.02, "end": 19705.02, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 19705.02, "end": 19708.3, "text": " I think I just hallucinated the number above that thing said"}, {"start": 19718.08, "end": 19720.08, "text": " So yeah"}, {"start": 19735.02, "end": 19738.02, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 19741.02, "end": 19743.02, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 19744.02, "end": 19749.02, "text": " Alright, we're going back to pick the..."}, {"start": 19751.02, "end": 19753.02, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 19753.02, "end": 19755.02, "text": " Do we need a..."}, {"start": 19758.02, "end": 19760.02, "text": " We need a temple."}, {"start": 19760.02, "end": 19763.02, "text": " How many turns until we get there?"}, {"start": 19765.02, "end": 19771.02, "text": " Seven. Might be too late."}, {"start": 19779.02, "end": 19781.02, "text": " It's too fucking late, mate!"}, {"start": 19782.02, "end": 19784.02, "text": " We're in two Mercury per turn."}, {"start": 19790.02, "end": 19793.02, "text": " We can grab upgrades that do not use Mercury."}, {"start": 19793.02, "end": 19796.02, "text": " Right now."}, {"start": 19814.02, "end": 19817.02, "text": " Wait, what if we snuck in there?"}, {"start": 19823.02, "end": 19835.5, "text": " When did I vid- hmmm, I'm gonna lose it."}, {"start": 19835.5, "end": 19842.5, "text": " Oh, I'm gonna fucking use it again!"}, {"start": 19842.5, "end": 19846.86, "text": " Like, look at this."}, {"start": 19846.86, "end": 19851.02, "text": " You know, plus two attack or defense, artifact, XP."}, {"start": 19853.3, "end": 19856.14, "text": " And then we can learn new skills as well over here."}, {"start": 19856.14, "end": 19856.98, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 19862.98, "end": 19863.98, "text": " I think we go in."}, {"start": 19865.18, "end": 19868.14, "text": " Okay, I need an expert player's opinion."}, {"start": 19868.14, "end": 19870.5, "text": " Surely you break this and then grab this shirt"}, {"start": 19870.5, "end": 19871.940000000002, "text": " as fast as you can, right?"}, {"start": 19876.86, "end": 19885.3, "text": " I feel like you guys are just saying the asses."}, {"start": 19885.3, "end": 19886.3, "text": " That's okay, that's okay."}, {"start": 19886.3, "end": 19887.3, "text": " We're going to make this work."}, {"start": 19887.3, "end": 19888.3, "text": " We're going to make this work."}, {"start": 19888.3, "end": 19889.3, "text": " Huge."}, {"start": 19889.3, "end": 19890.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19890.3, "end": 19893.3, "text": " These guys are bastards."}, {"start": 19893.3, "end": 19894.3, "text": " Huge."}, {"start": 19894.3, "end": 19898.54, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 19898.54, "end": 19914.66, "text": " These guys are bastards."}, {"start": 19914.66, "end": 19915.66, "text": " They got that."}, {"start": 19915.66, "end": 19916.66, "text": " Their range is so big."}, {"start": 19916.66, "end": 19920.66, "text": " You see this right here?"}, {"start": 19920.66, "end": 19922.66, "text": " That would have been very sad."}, {"start": 19924.98, "end": 19926.98, "text": " Are these guys undead?"}, {"start": 19928.42, "end": 19930.42, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 19930.94, "end": 19932.94, "text": " Still, what's not good enough?"}, {"start": 19934.14, "end": 19936.14, "text": " They're hive spawned."}, {"start": 19938.54, "end": 19940.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19941.54, "end": 19943.54, "text": " Mmm..."}, {"start": 19943.9, "end": 19945.9, "text": " I'm just gonna kill you."}, {"start": 19945.9, "end": 19947.9, "text": " This is only with the liches, I think. Oh."}, {"start": 19950.66, "end": 19968.06, "text": " Yeah, I knew that would creep, by the way."}, {"start": 19968.06, "end": 19974.5, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 19974.5, "end": 19983.54, "text": " Unlucky."}, {"start": 19983.54, "end": 19984.54, "text": " So informed."}, {"start": 20004.5, "end": 20006.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 20008.98, "end": 20010.98, "text": " Wait, you're just gonna charge me"}, {"start": 20016.54, "end": 20018.54, "text": " Wow did"}, {"start": 20023.22, "end": 20028.76, "text": " Wait, maybe not oh god, I've got no mana"}, {"start": 20034.5, "end": 20051.62, "text": " No fucking way!"}, {"start": 20051.62, "end": 20053.62, "text": " range too. Oh God."}, {"start": 20077.62, "end": 20081.12, "text": " There's 14 of those guys! They each have 4 of them each!"}, {"start": 20081.62, "end": 20088.62, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20088.62, "end": 20093.62, "text": " the"}, {"start": 20093.62, "end": 20098.62, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 20098.62, "end": 20103.62, "text": " the"}, {"start": 20103.62, "end": 20109.62, "text": " death"}, {"start": 20109.62, "end": 20117.62, "text": " Dude this guy fucking sprinted at my ass, dude."}, {"start": 20117.62, "end": 20120.62, "text": " Uhhhhhhh."}, {"start": 20120.62, "end": 20136.62, "text": " Do you think the AI is too difficult?"}, {"start": 20136.62, "end": 20146.62, "text": " I definitely could have done it a lot better."}, {"start": 20146.62, "end": 20154.059999999998, "text": " I want to try it on that again."}, {"start": 20154.059999999998, "end": 20162.059999999998, "text": " Dude we have."}, {"start": 20162.06, "end": 20165.300000000003, "text": " Mew mew mew mew mew mew"}, {"start": 20165.300000000003, "end": 20167.300000000003, "text": " Lich growth"}, {"start": 20172.100000000002, "end": 20175.800000000003, "text": " Let's play the lich guy look like Skeletor that's fucking cool"}, {"start": 20178.06, "end": 20182.100000000002, "text": " We're gonna be fucking black dude evil"}, {"start": 20192.06, "end": 20199.06, "text": " Is there a campaign?"}, {"start": 20199.06, "end": 20201.74, "text": " Uh, yeah."}, {"start": 20201.74, "end": 20204.940000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20204.940000000002, "end": 20212.58, "text": " I think collecting stuff still went really slowly."}, {"start": 20212.58, "end": 20213.58, "text": " I am black."}, {"start": 20213.58, "end": 20214.58, "text": " Does that make me evil?"}, {"start": 20214.58, "end": 20215.58, "text": " No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 20215.58, "end": 20218.420000000002, "text": " I said it was evil, right?"}, {"start": 20218.420000000002, "end": 20225.7, "text": " like when you went typically the undead and necromancy as depicted in popular fiction and culture"}, {"start": 20226.420000000002, "end": 20231.22, "text": " right it's kind of like the the blackness of their soul like of the abyss you know what I mean"}, {"start": 20232.58, "end": 20234.18, "text": " I don't know if you knew this but you're a human being"}, {"start": 20240.260000000002, "end": 20242.660000000003, "text": " right now it's clearly talking about a video game"}, {"start": 20248.420000000002, "end": 20251.760000000002, "text": " My skeletons good Perry boom"}, {"start": 20262.760000000002, "end": 20264.760000000002, "text": " Yes, me Lord"}, {"start": 20278.420000000002, "end": 20305.74, "text": " I know so much about World of Warcraft, honestly I'm probably the most knowledgeable person"}, {"start": 20305.74, "end": 20313.22, "text": " in that raid actually probably the most talented naturally talented right like"}, {"start": 20313.22, "end": 20318.9, "text": " these guys gonna farm their ultra best and stuff but like it's not gonna it's"}, {"start": 20318.9, "end": 20324.140000000003, "text": " not gonna make a goddamn difference when they face up against debauched the rogue"}, {"start": 20324.140000000003, "end": 20329.02, "text": " guys dark and darker comes back in like five days"}, {"start": 20329.02, "end": 20342.74, "text": " We'll probably play MGS4 after the close beta goes down for that."}, {"start": 20342.74, "end": 20345.100000000002, "text": " I got the splitter right here, captain."}, {"start": 20345.100000000002, "end": 20347.100000000002, "text": " I'm so fucking dead."}, {"start": 20352.100000000002, "end": 20353.100000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 20353.100000000002, "end": 20354.100000000002, "text": " Drop your weapon!"}, {"start": 20360.100000000002, "end": 20366.100000000002, "text": " Child, draw your dagger in case we need to defend ourselves."}, {"start": 20371.100000000002, "end": 20372.100000000002, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 20372.100000000002, "end": 20373.100000000002, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 20373.100000000002, "end": 20380.86, "text": " Oh no no no Billy don't die Billy don't die let me be clear"}, {"start": 20380.86, "end": 20385.86, "text": " Oh no I can do this I don't want the fuller one"}, {"start": 20385.86, "end": 20389.86, "text": " Hey you murder you murder"}, {"start": 20389.86, "end": 20392.86, "text": " I'll kill you"}, {"start": 20403.100000000002, "end": 20408.100000000002, "text": " How did I get muted?"}, {"start": 20408.100000000002, "end": 20410.06, "text": " What did I even say?"}, {"start": 20410.06, "end": 20416.140000000003, "text": " Did I swear?"}, {"start": 20416.140000000003, "end": 20417.140000000003, "text": " You can't say..."}, {"start": 20417.140000000003, "end": 20418.140000000003, "text": " Did I say bitch?"}, {"start": 20418.140000000003, "end": 20419.140000000003, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 20419.140000000003, "end": 20422.38, "text": " Did your son watch Clint with audio on?"}, {"start": 20422.38, "end": 20428.260000000002, "text": " Oh man, the last thing I need is another human being repeating the same fucking stories"}, {"start": 20428.260000000002, "end": 20436.74, "text": " to me, but IRL as a child, my child's gonna tell me the story about him just never going"}, {"start": 20436.74, "end": 20440.100000000002, "text": " to fucking college or some shit."}, {"start": 20440.100000000002, "end": 20445.460000000003, "text": " I'm like, little Billy, you're rolling straight forward."}, {"start": 20445.460000000003, "end": 20447.74, "text": " Bro, what's cropping pro now, man?"}, {"start": 20447.74, "end": 20449.06, "text": " Because I don't want to get it wrong."}, {"start": 20449.06, "end": 20450.06, "text": " It is heat, right?"}, {"start": 20450.06, "end": 20451.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20451.06, "end": 20452.06, "text": " Okay, good."}, {"start": 20452.06, "end": 20453.06, "text": " That's what I thought."}, {"start": 20453.06, "end": 20457.06, "text": " much I would say he cuz it's funny"}, {"start": 20457.06, "end": 20463.06, "text": " yeah his infos are like actually say not a girl"}, {"start": 20463.06, "end": 20468.06, "text": " am I raining for a while?"}, {"start": 20468.06, "end": 20471.06, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 20471.06, "end": 20478.06, "text": " Oh, what the? Wait, why didn't I do damage to him? Did he have my gun or something?"}, {"start": 20501.06, "end": 20503.06, "text": " He's so slow with brain damage."}, {"start": 20510.82, "end": 20512.82, "text": " Look at all those headshots."}, {"start": 20515.620000000003, "end": 20517.620000000003, "text": " Bro, are you serious?!"}, {"start": 20517.620000000003, "end": 20522.260000000002, "text": " Goku instant-transmissioning onto the first plane before it hits the World Trade Center"}, {"start": 20523.7, "end": 20527.7, "text": " appears behind the hijacker in the cockpit, hand on shoulder."}, {"start": 20527.7, "end": 20534.7, "text": " They heard you're pretty strong."}, {"start": 20534.7, "end": 20537.7, "text": " Teleports of the King Kai's Planet."}, {"start": 20537.7, "end": 20540.7, "text": " Fucking ports it up dude."}, {"start": 20540.7, "end": 20543.7, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 20543.7, "end": 20555.7, "text": " The guy on fanfiction.com writing King Kai's line."}, {"start": 20555.7, "end": 20570.260000000002, "text": " I thought you were done with sale."}, {"start": 20570.260000000002, "end": 20573.420000000002, "text": " Are you going to name yourself Nintendo girl and there's no Nintendo shit in your fucking"}, {"start": 20573.420000000002, "end": 20577.920000000002, "text": " mind."}, {"start": 20577.920000000002, "end": 20580.420000000002, "text": " Music guy skip."}, {"start": 20580.420000000002, "end": 20584.420000000002, "text": " Play it."}, {"start": 20584.420000000002, "end": 20585.420000000002, "text": " Play it."}, {"start": 20585.420000000002, "end": 20589.74, "text": " Listen, if you guys, if you guys wanna talk your shit, at least come to Twitch chat."}, {"start": 20590.24, "end": 20598.22, "text": " So don't have to alt-tab and find you under the fucking fridge like a, like a swarm of fucking scared cockroaches."}, {"start": 20602.22, "end": 20607.06, "text": " Pussy! You're a pussy! Pussy! Pussy bitch!"}, {"start": 20609.86, "end": 20614.940000000002, "text": " I'm here now what? Fuck you! Pussy? Yeah, you're a pussy."}, {"start": 20615.420000000002, "end": 20638.940000000002, "text": " If I report my guildmate's name, guys, I can't."}, {"start": 20638.94, "end": 20645.62, "text": " I mean, I could if I put a little more effort into this, what am I going to do?"}, {"start": 20645.62, "end": 20646.62, "text": " This chance?"}, {"start": 20646.62, "end": 20650.62, "text": " Oh, I would never report my guild leader, guys."}, {"start": 20650.62, "end": 20651.62, "text": " Never."}, {"start": 20651.62, "end": 20653.62, "text": " I'd never do that."}, {"start": 20668.94, "end": 20689.579999999998, "text": " I don't know where to get this thing, it's always..."}, {"start": 20689.58, "end": 20691.58, "text": " He's got the laser shot!"}, {"start": 20691.58, "end": 20693.58, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 20693.58, "end": 20695.58, "text": " The laser."}, {"start": 20695.58, "end": 20697.58, "text": " Oh, my world."}, {"start": 20719.58, "end": 20726.58, "text": " I clicked the wrong button."}, {"start": 20735.58, "end": 20742.58, "text": " I fucking hit the wrong button. Good. That's a restart."}, {"start": 20742.58, "end": 20763.620000000003, "text": " Oh, maybe with this army we can make them surrender more often."}, {"start": 20763.620000000003, "end": 20768.38, "text": " So we can loot more shit."}, {"start": 20768.38, "end": 20769.38, "text": " Why is that so hard?"}, {"start": 20769.38, "end": 20788.06, "text": " I mean, we are a wizard."}, {"start": 20788.06, "end": 20791.06, "text": " Why is this a normal battle, dude?"}, {"start": 20791.06, "end": 20798.18, "text": " Oh, we already knew it was."}, {"start": 20798.18, "end": 20805.66, "text": " They hear of me and learn high neutral magic regardless of their level."}, {"start": 20805.66, "end": 20817.94, "text": " Grants a new global map spell and Ozzie recover all of their current moving points in a mana."}, {"start": 20817.94, "end": 20818.94, "text": " Playing hard to complain about normal life?"}, {"start": 20818.94, "end": 20821.22, "text": " I'm not complaining yet."}, {"start": 20821.22, "end": 20822.22, "text": " I'm discovering."}, {"start": 20822.22, "end": 20823.22, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 20823.22, "end": 20825.22, "text": " I don't know. I don't know what to get here."}, {"start": 20839.22, "end": 20841.22, "text": " I wonder what determines our mana region."}, {"start": 20845.22, "end": 20852.22, "text": " High neutral magic? I think we will be a high enough level to get the neutral magic if we beg it that far."}, {"start": 20853.22, "end": 20874.22, "text": " I mean surely we can win this right I mean what's the worst I got we just started"}, {"start": 20874.22, "end": 20881.22, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 20881.22, "end": 20888.22, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 20888.22, "end": 20898.22, "text": " Dude, my units have the same background color as the fucking neutral calves."}, {"start": 20898.22, "end": 20903.22, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 20903.22, "end": 20917.300000000003, "text": " Press her over the different color."}, {"start": 20917.300000000003, "end": 20919.9, "text": " I do not wish to deal with that."}, {"start": 20919.9, "end": 20920.9, "text": " XD."}, {"start": 20920.9, "end": 20931.82, "text": " Uh, war good."}, {"start": 20931.82, "end": 20941.1, "text": " All the Mayans camps should be takeable with weak wind armies more or less."}, {"start": 20941.1, "end": 20951.38, "text": " Sweats visibly."}, {"start": 20951.38, "end": 20952.38, "text": " I hit the wrong button again."}, {"start": 20952.38, "end": 20958.38, "text": " I wonder if this is like extra gold I'm wasting."}, {"start": 20958.38, "end": 20969.58, "text": " I was right clicking to see the unit information."}, {"start": 20969.58, "end": 20972.22, "text": " Alright, now we pick a direction."}, {"start": 20972.22, "end": 20978.58, "text": " There's a sawmill over here."}, {"start": 20978.58, "end": 20981.82, "text": " You spellbook one more time per battle round, but only to cast a spell of magical lesbian"}, {"start": 20981.82, "end": 20988.82, "text": " use this round. Advanced necromancy, advanced wisdom."}, {"start": 20992.82, "end": 20997.82, "text": " There's four men after battle day three, plus 500 heroes maximum necromancy. I wasn't"}, {"start": 20997.82, "end": 21001.82, "text": " running out and I was killing a fair amount of stuff."}, {"start": 21004.82, "end": 21009.82, "text": " Ooh, gold mine?"}, {"start": 21011.82, "end": 21027.42, "text": " It might be a trouble, I suppose."}, {"start": 21027.42, "end": 21037.82, "text": " Check the other books and only start with these."}, {"start": 21037.82, "end": 21049.42, "text": " Oh my guys at the fucking range attack."}, {"start": 21049.42, "end": 21060.42, "text": " Oh wait, nice."}, {"start": 21060.420000000002, "end": 21071.420000000002, "text": " We really don't want to lose our... we have to attack."}, {"start": 21071.420000000002, "end": 21078.86, "text": " We're going to lose a Lich."}, {"start": 21078.86, "end": 21080.500000000004, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 21080.500000000004, "end": 21089.7, "text": " It's actually really good they're doing an attack because it does 50% less damage."}, {"start": 21089.7, "end": 21094.7, "text": " Die."}, {"start": 21094.7, "end": 21099.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21099.7, "end": 21105.7, "text": " Bonus magic damage."}, {"start": 21105.7, "end": 21110.7, "text": " Tactics is good."}, {"start": 21110.7, "end": 21115.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21115.7, "end": 21119.02, "text": " Tactics is good."}, {"start": 21119.02, "end": 21126.46, "text": " Let's grab Tactics."}, {"start": 21126.46, "end": 21143.18, "text": " Me thinks he says it with absolute confidence."}, {"start": 21143.18, "end": 21145.18, "text": " Impossible battle"}, {"start": 21154.58, "end": 21156.58, "text": " It's 500 gold really worth it"}, {"start": 21163.98, "end": 21169.06, "text": " Baby law points better. I'm starting to think that maybe you're right. I think I feel like"}, {"start": 21170.14, "end": 21172.14, "text": " It's hard to"}, {"start": 21172.14, "end": 21176.14, "text": " It's kind of hard to get these. Harder to get these than gold, right?"}, {"start": 21183.84, "end": 21186.64, "text": " Why are those units so powerful?"}, {"start": 21192.64, "end": 21196.64, "text": " We're going to hear a model on Mafta at the end to see units came from battle for a brief second."}, {"start": 21197.14, "end": 21197.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21200.14, "end": 21201.64, "text": " Hero model on Mafta."}, {"start": 21202.14, "end": 21219.14, "text": " I did not mean to click that."}, {"start": 21219.14, "end": 21229.02, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 21229.02, "end": 21240.86, "text": " one oh wait they're all tier one all right we might be okay"}, {"start": 21247.420000000002, "end": 21252.02, "text": " oh that thing moves so fucking far man"}, {"start": 21259.02, "end": 21288.100000000002, "text": " We like- we like to see that."}, {"start": 21288.100000000002, "end": 21293.100000000002, "text": " I missed the luck, Bill, dude."}, {"start": 21302.600000000002, "end": 21307.600000000002, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 21318.100000000002, "end": 21325.100000000002, "text": " Six speed double strike."}, {"start": 21330.100000000002, "end": 21334.100000000002, "text": " Seven speed."}, {"start": 21334.100000000002, "end": 21338.100000000002, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 21338.100000000002, "end": 21343.100000000002, "text": " You can take them? I think I can. Actually, no, because they'll probably be split up into different units."}, {"start": 21348.100000000002, "end": 21367.940000000002, "text": " I think it's guard to obtain Dreadnights."}, {"start": 21367.940000000002, "end": 21375.300000000003, "text": " I mean surely we could take this though, right?"}, {"start": 21375.3, "end": 21376.3, "text": " And what's the point?"}, {"start": 21376.3, "end": 21397.3, "text": " Dude, I feel like I have to limit test."}, {"start": 21397.3, "end": 21399.3, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 21408.18, "end": 21411.18, "text": " We need to be able to bank some ledges."}, {"start": 21420.7, "end": 21422.7, "text": " Mama Mia!"}, {"start": 21422.7, "end": 21448.7, "text": " I think we should have killed those guys, actually."}, {"start": 21448.7, "end": 21473.940000000002, "text": " Okay, liches."}, {"start": 21473.94, "end": 21480.94, "text": " xp incoming?"}, {"start": 21480.94, "end": 21489.94, "text": " hmmm, I feel like being able to use my spellbook more than once per round is good."}, {"start": 21489.94, "end": 21495.94, "text": " Let's focus on necromancy for now, I guess."}, {"start": 21495.94, "end": 21504.3, "text": " 50% necromantic energy gain when the hero has no undead of the required tier."}, {"start": 21504.3, "end": 21509.26, "text": " I don't understand what that means."}, {"start": 21509.260000000002, "end": 21524.86, "text": " When an enemy waits for him, we can just game plus two initiative until the end of"}, {"start": 21524.86, "end": 21529.38, "text": " the round."}, {"start": 21529.38, "end": 21539.38, "text": " This Goaded Perk?"}, {"start": 21539.38, "end": 21547.98, "text": " Real?"}, {"start": 21547.98, "end": 21557.06, "text": " Necrocost Energy Pre-Unit."}, {"start": 21557.06, "end": 21560.260000000002, "text": " Tier 1-5, Emperor, this is one. Is that per one unit?"}, {"start": 21562.74, "end": 21566.66, "text": " Who the fuck know, man? Not me, bro. Not fucking me."}, {"start": 21569.22, "end": 21572.66, "text": " It's right in the highest tier of the Armors Unit, we'll go toward your army replenishment of the same tier. Okay."}, {"start": 21587.06, "end": 21594.06, "text": " Let's see if we can get some ore."}, {"start": 21594.06, "end": 21598.06, "text": " Difficult battle."}, {"start": 21598.06, "end": 21609.22, "text": " If we get the ore here, then we can get the fortification bonus on our units being generated"}, {"start": 21609.22, "end": 21610.22, "text": " next turn."}, {"start": 21610.22, "end": 21619.88, "text": " Oh, it's a difficult battle, though."}, {"start": 21619.88, "end": 21621.440000000002, "text": " These things are really slow."}, {"start": 21621.440000000002, "end": 21626.760000000002, "text": " Or is that initiative, or...?"}, {"start": 21626.760000000002, "end": 21636.16, "text": " I think we can do it."}, {"start": 21636.16, "end": 21651.92, "text": " I only know one spell guys, I got 105 mana."}, {"start": 21651.92, "end": 21659.0, "text": " They're pretty slow so we get to chunk them."}, {"start": 21659.0, "end": 21668.24, "text": " man man man man man man man man man."}, {"start": 21668.24, "end": 21680.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21680.7, "end": 21682.7, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 21686.46, "end": 21688.7, "text": " we'll have to sack our wraith on this guy right here"}, {"start": 21697.02, "end": 21698.7, "text": " maybe not"}, {"start": 21710.7, "end": 21724.38, "text": " I kind of want to keep standing here, because it blocks him."}, {"start": 21724.38, "end": 21734.38, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 21734.38, "end": 21744.38, "text": " Massive."}, {"start": 21744.38, "end": 21754.38, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 21754.38, "end": 21760.38, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 21760.38, "end": 21767.38, "text": " Bitch."}, {"start": 21767.38, "end": 21774.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21774.38, "end": 21784.38, "text": " Friendly Coaches gain 3 defense per week."}, {"start": 21784.38, "end": 21785.38, "text": " I'm reading- lalalalalalalalalalal."}, {"start": 21785.38, "end": 21787.38, "text": " I know we're friendly Coaches without any other counterpart."}, {"start": 21787.38, "end": 21789.38, "text": " I can't remember if I should have the round."}, {"start": 21789.38, "end": 21791.38, "text": " I know we're friendly Coaches with the hero spend focus."}, {"start": 21791.38, "end": 21793.38, "text": " They gain 4 temporary mana."}, {"start": 21793.38, "end": 21818.38, "text": " Tell me that I'm not one of."}, {"start": 21818.38, "end": 21820.38, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 21825.38, "end": 21827.38, "text": " Uh, we grabbed this."}, {"start": 21842.38, "end": 21845.38, "text": " I don't know why I can't go there. How do you garden that shit, bitch?"}, {"start": 21848.38, "end": 21867.38, "text": " I think it's a dead end."}, {"start": 21867.38, "end": 21876.38, "text": " In fact, I know it is."}, {"start": 21876.38, "end": 21893.58, "text": " Let's just get this out of the way now."}, {"start": 21893.58, "end": 21894.58, "text": " That's sad."}, {"start": 21894.58, "end": 21895.58, "text": " We're so close, man."}, {"start": 21895.58, "end": 21896.58, "text": " We're one-up."}, {"start": 21896.58, "end": 21897.58, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 21897.58, "end": 21917.660000000003, "text": " wait no we made it I'm I'm hallucinating"}, {"start": 21917.66, "end": 21934.34, "text": " We need ore, bad."}, {"start": 21934.34, "end": 21937.74, "text": " One mercury daily, difficult battle."}, {"start": 21937.74, "end": 21938.74, "text": " Ranged."}, {"start": 21938.74, "end": 21939.74, "text": " Can't do it."}, {"start": 21939.74, "end": 21940.74, "text": " I'm too fuckin' weak."}, {"start": 21940.74, "end": 21945.74, "text": " Um, am I able to go snag some units real quick?"}, {"start": 21945.74, "end": 21955.66, "text": " It's kind of like a waste to get those."}, {"start": 21955.66, "end": 21961.66, "text": " This does not feel like a waste."}, {"start": 21961.66, "end": 21968.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21968.66, "end": 21980.5, "text": " Hmm. Do we don't really need the crystals as much as we need the others to?"}, {"start": 21980.5, "end": 21986.34, "text": " Was that a pro-pro decision thing made just now?"}, {"start": 21986.34, "end": 21991.1, "text": " Oh my god, I forgot about this."}, {"start": 21991.1, "end": 21992.1, "text": " Ah, fuck."}, {"start": 21992.100000000002, "end": 21995.300000000003, "text": " Oh man, every goodubon more units we already moved."}, {"start": 22007.7, "end": 22008.340000000004, "text": " Blast him."}, {"start": 22008.34, "end": 22025.94, "text": " Oh man, we gotta learn some magic."}, {"start": 22025.94, "end": 22030.7, "text": " That would be very useful for us right now."}, {"start": 22030.7, "end": 22031.7, "text": " Blast!"}, {"start": 22031.7, "end": 22038.7, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22038.7, "end": 22050.7, "text": " as a member of the"}, {"start": 22050.7, "end": 22058.7, "text": " day"}, {"start": 22058.7, "end": 22065.7, "text": " Mercury very important for us as well."}, {"start": 22065.7, "end": 22072.7, "text": " Of course, do we go back and get more shit real quick?"}, {"start": 22072.7, "end": 22077.7, "text": " I think we do."}, {"start": 22077.7, "end": 22084.7, "text": " We can grab this first."}, {"start": 22084.7, "end": 22098.08, "text": " Grab Oren Lumbermill first, we'll get the Lumbermill or whatever when I'm right next"}, {"start": 22098.08, "end": 22104.82, "text": " to it, forget it."}, {"start": 22104.82, "end": 22111.82, "text": " I'm using XP."}, {"start": 22111.82, "end": 22118.82, "text": " We like that."}, {"start": 22118.82, "end": 22127.82, "text": " I mean I guess we can grab this and then move back up."}, {"start": 22127.82, "end": 22152.06, "text": " This is the ranged one? No. Blast him. Hit him with the Lich Kamehameha. If you want"}, {"start": 22152.06, "end": 22168.940000000002, "text": " be free to listen to me. Tell me about the color of your soul, chatter. So that I could"}, {"start": 22168.94, "end": 22186.42, "text": " steal it whatever color gravy is it can be brown"}, {"start": 22198.94, "end": 22205.94, "text": " I'm hovering, I'm not seeing."}, {"start": 22205.94, "end": 22209.94, "text": " Oh, seven units?"}, {"start": 22209.94, "end": 22219.94, "text": " I didn't see the thing."}, {"start": 22219.94, "end": 22224.94, "text": " I got seven in that round, eleven in the round before."}, {"start": 22224.94, "end": 22227.94, "text": " Where are you seeing it?"}, {"start": 22227.94, "end": 22228.899999999998, "text": " Am I dumb?"}, {"start": 22239.699999999997, "end": 22241.539999999997, "text": " I'll slip over your head after the battle."}, {"start": 22242.98, "end": 22244.18, "text": " Oh..."}, {"start": 22247.46, "end": 22251.14, "text": " Oh, I fuckin' see my dog say..."}, {"start": 22255.94, "end": 22257.14, "text": " Oh..."}, {"start": 22257.94, "end": 22267.94, "text": " We're getting a lot of law points right now."}, {"start": 22267.94, "end": 22278.94, "text": " That battle looks difficult."}, {"start": 22278.94, "end": 22291.059999999998, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 22291.059999999998, "end": 22296.559999999998, "text": " Big turn incoming."}, {"start": 22296.56, "end": 22310.920000000002, "text": " Big threat."}, {"start": 22310.920000000002, "end": 22312.920000000002, "text": " Spaddle magic."}, {"start": 22334.68, "end": 22337.18, "text": " We're gonna skip that stuff in the corner just so we get enough of it."}, {"start": 22340.920000000002, "end": 22344.920000000002, "text": " Hurry. Oops."}, {"start": 22349.920000000002, "end": 22353.920000000002, "text": " You think that leprechaun speaks Scottish, fellas?"}, {"start": 22353.920000000002, "end": 22373.920000000002, "text": " We can go back."}, {"start": 22373.920000000002, "end": 22398.52, "text": " I'm just going to listen to the music for a while."}, {"start": 22398.52, "end": 22400.52, "text": " Do you know what I am saying?"}, {"start": 22422.02, "end": 22423.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22424.02, "end": 22425.52, "text": " Barry Poggers."}, {"start": 22425.52, "end": 22442.88, "text": " I guess we're generating mercury, although we might already have it."}, {"start": 22442.88, "end": 22459.52, "text": " I actually don't need to go back up."}, {"start": 22459.52, "end": 22463.88, "text": " It's so hard to make the judgment calls here."}, {"start": 22463.88, "end": 22468.36, "text": " Bro, it was gonna make me walk."}, {"start": 22468.36, "end": 22470.68, "text": " Oh no, there's a cliff there."}, {"start": 22470.68, "end": 22473.68, "text": " Is it this little bone thing right here?"}, {"start": 22476.68, "end": 22478.68, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 22486.68, "end": 22487.68, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 22491.68, "end": 22494.68, "text": " We gotta start spam recruiting soon."}, {"start": 22500.68, "end": 22522.920000000002, "text": " We're still on no magic."}, {"start": 22522.920000000002, "end": 22524.920000000002, "text": " by being a magic character."}, {"start": 22534.72, "end": 22535.72, "text": " Move down."}, {"start": 22552.920000000002, "end": 22560.2, "text": " new down so this is day seven"}, {"start": 22561.08, "end": 22563.920000000002, "text": " made it back"}, {"start": 22570.280000000002, "end": 22575.760000000002, "text": " bro we're about to be so motherfucking lawful dude"}, {"start": 22582.920000000002, "end": 22595.36, "text": " Okay, did we learn?"}, {"start": 22595.36, "end": 22601.120000000003, "text": " Yeah, we did learn the tier two ones."}, {"start": 22601.120000000003, "end": 22603.120000000003, "text": " We got Blink."}, {"start": 22603.120000000003, "end": 22606.120000000003, "text": " We got Wether."}, {"start": 22606.120000000003, "end": 22612.120000000003, "text": " These spells kind of suck penis, huh?"}, {"start": 22612.12, "end": 22619.12, "text": " Two, two."}, {"start": 22619.12, "end": 22628.12, "text": " Three, image one."}, {"start": 22628.12, "end": 22630.12, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 22630.12, "end": 22636.12, "text": " I like carapace."}, {"start": 22636.12, "end": 22638.12, "text": " That's nice."}, {"start": 22638.12, "end": 22643.12, "text": " I like carapace, that's nice."}, {"start": 22643.12, "end": 22648.12, "text": " We can spend this."}, {"start": 22655.12, "end": 22658.12, "text": " Did you learn that?"}, {"start": 22658.12, "end": 22663.12, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 22663.12, "end": 22667.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22667.559999999998, "end": 22669.559999999998, "text": " I've heard about Eun launches"}, {"start": 22680.399999999998, "end": 22682.559999999998, "text": " Where IntTY a"}, {"start": 22689.92, "end": 22693.219999999998, "text": " fun pen pen pen"}, {"start": 22697.12, "end": 22714.12, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22714.12, "end": 22725.12, "text": " a nice try for"}, {"start": 22725.12, "end": 22732.6, "text": " careful careful"}, {"start": 22732.600000000002, "end": 22752.280000000002, "text": " I think we need these."}, {"start": 22752.280000000002, "end": 22755.04, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 22755.04, "end": 22756.04, "text": " Buy."}, {"start": 22756.04, "end": 22760.04, "text": " Liches? Bye."}, {"start": 22764.04, "end": 22768.04, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 22772.04, "end": 22776.04, "text": " Kind of a tough call here."}, {"start": 22776.04, "end": 22780.04, "text": " Some T3 spells would be good though, probably. There's probably some really good ones."}, {"start": 22780.04, "end": 22784.04, "text": " Oh, we get this. But it's too late! That's fine."}, {"start": 22784.04, "end": 22786.04, "text": " units. That's what we did."}, {"start": 22794.04, "end": 22796.68, "text": " I like the wraiths. Oh, we upgrade our liches for sure."}, {"start": 22800.68, "end": 22803.88, "text": " Oh yeah, bud. Excellent lich."}, {"start": 22805.48, "end": 22809.56, "text": " Triggers all the packs applied on the target instantly using their full remaining duration."}, {"start": 22809.56, "end": 22816.56, "text": " Deals damage to the target in all hexes around him."}, {"start": 22816.56, "end": 22820.56, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22820.56, "end": 22821.56, "text": " Rewind death."}, {"start": 22821.56, "end": 22832.56, "text": " Increasing out of XP gained by the hero by 10% this effect does not stay."}, {"start": 22832.56, "end": 22842.2, "text": " Ranger, are we kind of nice?"}, {"start": 22842.2, "end": 22851.0, "text": " Let's try."}, {"start": 22851.0, "end": 22855.800000000003, "text": " We'll get one sanguine."}, {"start": 22855.8, "end": 22871.559999999998, "text": " We should be able to murder pretty much everything now."}, {"start": 22871.559999999998, "end": 22878.64, "text": " Right, fellow?"}, {"start": 22878.64, "end": 22883.64, "text": " me me me me"}, {"start": 22893.64, "end": 22900.64, "text": " dude that there's just so much shit I don't know it's actually great"}, {"start": 22900.64, "end": 22919.32, "text": " He shoots blood! That's cool. Oh, he healed everyone when he did that. I did not see that."}, {"start": 22919.32, "end": 22925.44, "text": " Each attack resource only% damage dealt is HP to all friendly creatures. Holy shit."}, {"start": 22925.44, "end": 22932.44, "text": " I got cursed for a fucking wooden shield."}, {"start": 22932.44, "end": 22939.44, "text": " Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm."}, {"start": 22939.44, "end": 22948.44, "text": " Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm."}, {"start": 22948.44, "end": 22950.44, "text": " Big damn incoming."}, {"start": 22950.44, "end": 22956.44, "text": " Oh, we can't steal life from them because they are undead."}, {"start": 22956.44, "end": 22963.239999999998, "text": " Wait, it just kills them."}, {"start": 22963.239999999998, "end": 22970.239999999998, "text": " Deletes you?"}, {"start": 22970.24, "end": 22977.24, "text": " I should have done that."}, {"start": 22977.24, "end": 22988.24, "text": " There is no boy."}, {"start": 22988.24, "end": 22995.24, "text": " Okay. Spellbook two times per round. I like that."}, {"start": 23003.800000000003, "end": 23010.800000000003, "text": " I want this item."}, {"start": 23011.36, "end": 23013.08, "text": " Melee."}, {"start": 23013.08, "end": 23017.04, "text": " Oh yeah, it's got this motherfucker. This motherfucker's a piece of shit."}, {"start": 23017.04, "end": 23019.52, "text": " On G. Webham-ass."}, {"start": 23022.08, "end": 23022.8, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 23030.440000000002, "end": 23033.2, "text": " Okay, now we wait."}, {"start": 23038.04, "end": 23039.440000000002, "text": " This guy is melee."}, {"start": 23047.04, "end": 23072.8, "text": " Yo, we get forget about him now we can super forget about him how come you guys won't stand"}, {"start": 23072.8, "end": 23074.8, "text": " Together"}, {"start": 23088.64, "end": 23090.64, "text": " We'll see"}, {"start": 23093.36, "end": 23095.36, "text": " Lucky"}, {"start": 23102.8, "end": 23108.48, "text": " I wonder if I can like, ground attack."}, {"start": 23108.48, "end": 23111.399999999998, "text": " Oh, what the fuck again?"}, {"start": 23111.399999999998, "end": 23114.399999999998, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 23114.399999999998, "end": 23119.399999999998, "text": " Song of mount."}, {"start": 23119.399999999998, "end": 23126.399999999998, "text": " Okay, what'd that do?"}, {"start": 23126.4, "end": 23131.4, "text": " Percent, hold on. Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 23131.4, "end": 23138.4, "text": " Plus two knowledge? That's plus 20 mana."}, {"start": 23138.4, "end": 23143.4, "text": " We got the dragon slayer."}, {"start": 23143.4, "end": 23149.4, "text": " I thought we would still have to rage out. I just thought this game actually looks good."}, {"start": 23149.4, "end": 23155.4, "text": " This game is literally, here's my magic three, as far as I can tell, which is a very, very"}, {"start": 23155.4, "end": 23163.4, "text": " very good old game if it looks it looks anything"}, {"start": 23173.04, "end": 23176.52, "text": " it looks anything like that yeah there's a reason for this because they copied"}, {"start": 23176.52, "end": 23180.120000000003, "text": " them I guess I don't know I don't know enough about this to speak with any"}, {"start": 23180.120000000003, "end": 23183.72, "text": " absolute confidence"}, {"start": 23185.4, "end": 23210.24, "text": " The fuck are these?"}, {"start": 23210.24, "end": 23217.24, "text": " This thing takes no range damage."}, {"start": 23240.24, "end": 23246.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23246.24, "end": 23253.24, "text": " the"}, {"start": 23253.24, "end": 23268.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23268.24, "end": 23275.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23275.24, "end": 23278.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23278.24, "end": 23281.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23281.24, "end": 23284.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23284.24, "end": 23286.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23286.24, "end": 23288.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23288.24, "end": 23290.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23290.24, "end": 23292.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23322.24, "end": 23327.88, "text": " Yeah, fuck you bitch."}, {"start": 23327.88, "end": 23332.800000000003, "text": " Stay away from the stack."}, {"start": 23332.800000000003, "end": 23333.800000000003, "text": " I don't know what the hell..."}, {"start": 23333.800000000003, "end": 23340.800000000003, "text": " Again, Tuesday."}, {"start": 23340.800000000003, "end": 23342.800000000003, "text": " And more initiative."}, {"start": 23342.800000000003, "end": 23344.800000000003, "text": " Bitch."}, {"start": 23344.8, "end": 23363.399999999998, "text": " We have something that synergizes with Primal, but I can't remember."}, {"start": 23363.4, "end": 23387.24, "text": " thing. Whoops! Meow meow meow meow meow! What do you do? First we just take"}, {"start": 23387.24, "end": 23391.24, "text": " Security image to the star of their turn and stackable."}, {"start": 23399.24, "end": 23403.24, "text": " Ah, there we go. You."}, {"start": 23405.24, "end": 23409.24, "text": " I like it was kind of a waste coming over here."}, {"start": 23417.24, "end": 23424.24, "text": " They have a bunch of law points."}, {"start": 23424.24, "end": 23429.24, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 23429.24, "end": 23442.24, "text": " The Acropolis here is always battle on their native terrain, that's really nice."}, {"start": 23442.24, "end": 23452.24, "text": " Let's buff up our Skellytons."}, {"start": 23452.24, "end": 23466.760000000002, "text": " Let's buy some freaking units, dude."}, {"start": 23466.760000000002, "end": 23467.760000000002, "text": " DubSki.com?"}, {"start": 23476.960000000003, "end": 23477.960000000003, "text": " What's so good about you?"}, {"start": 23478.86, "end": 23481.260000000002, "text": " Summon skeletons on an adjacent hex."}, {"start": 23483.960000000003, "end": 23485.460000000003, "text": " Two times amount of units."}, {"start": 23488.460000000003, "end": 23488.960000000003, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 23490.960000000003, "end": 23494.260000000002, "text": " I wonder if our skeleton law policy makes that better."}, {"start": 23496.760000000002, "end": 23506.760000000002, "text": " Green Grave Robbers do good debuffs for the liches."}, {"start": 23506.760000000002, "end": 23507.760000000002, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 23507.760000000002, "end": 23516.760000000002, "text": " I feel like we're just by shit now."}, {"start": 23516.760000000002, "end": 23518.760000000002, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 23522.2, "end": 23524.2, "text": " I feel like we just buy shit now"}, {"start": 23546.760000000002, "end": 23558.52, "text": " Fucks you, uh, you die."}, {"start": 23558.52, "end": 23561.52, "text": " Doggies!"}, {"start": 23561.52, "end": 23568.88, "text": " Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam."}, {"start": 23568.88, "end": 23573.000000000004, "text": " All justin' empty X's are full of rock obstacles."}, {"start": 23573.0, "end": 23576.6, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 23576.6, "end": 23578.88, "text": " Target enemy creature is prevented from using range ties."}, {"start": 23578.88, "end": 23584.0, "text": " That's very nice."}, {"start": 23584.0, "end": 23589.44, "text": " Me, me, me, me, me, me, me."}, {"start": 23589.44, "end": 23591.8, "text": " Target creature falls asleep."}, {"start": 23591.8, "end": 23595.3, "text": " Oh my god, they're undead."}, {"start": 23595.3, "end": 23598.38, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 23598.38, "end": 23612.98, "text": " Oh, that is no heal, huh?"}, {"start": 23612.98, "end": 23615.38, "text": " Bitch."}, {"start": 23615.38, "end": 23624.38, "text": " Uh, this guy reaches me and no one else does."}, {"start": 23624.38, "end": 23648.9, "text": " I wanted to wait more."}, {"start": 23648.9, "end": 23651.9, "text": " Okay. Very nice."}, {"start": 23657.9, "end": 23660.9, "text": " Double strike. Oh, that guy looks cool."}, {"start": 23666.9, "end": 23668.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23670.9, "end": 23672.9, "text": " We're on a movement."}, {"start": 23678.9, "end": 23687.300000000003, "text": " Vamperism of friendly creatures increases by 50%, seems good."}, {"start": 23687.300000000003, "end": 23690.420000000002, "text": " Lich growth in your cities increases by 1, their healing abilities restore 100% more"}, {"start": 23690.420000000002, "end": 23715.9, "text": " HP. Oh, I'm not sure what to get."}, {"start": 23720.420000000002, "end": 23725.420000000002, "text": " Upgrade liches, like so."}, {"start": 23739.420000000002, "end": 23744.420000000002, "text": " We can get the, uh, Dreadlord next."}, {"start": 23744.420000000002, "end": 23752.74, "text": " Maybe we should have gotten astrology."}, {"start": 23752.74, "end": 23763.86, "text": " Can you remind you of disciples that never played that one?"}, {"start": 23763.86, "end": 23768.18, "text": " Is Goon?"}, {"start": 23768.18, "end": 23770.18, "text": " What disciples?"}, {"start": 23770.18, "end": 23777.18, "text": " Wait. Disciples 2 is great. Never play it."}, {"start": 23777.18, "end": 23780.18, "text": " Is it Poggers or Cringe Cham?"}, {"start": 23794.18, "end": 23797.18, "text": " Now Disciples 2 is Poggers."}, {"start": 23800.18, "end": 23815.18, "text": " Okay... and it's all tier 1 spells to hero spellbook."}, {"start": 23815.18, "end": 23820.14, "text": " Hmm, I don't know if I'm missing anything."}, {"start": 23820.14, "end": 23822.98, "text": " Too egregious."}, {"start": 23822.98, "end": 23829.98, "text": " Dude, why the- this thing moves all across the entire fucking map, man!"}, {"start": 23829.98, "end": 23831.98, "text": " Not for long, push it."}, {"start": 23847.42, "end": 23849.42, "text": " Yeah, get a bitch."}, {"start": 23859.98, "end": 23861.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23861.98, "end": 23863.98, "text": " the"}, {"start": 23863.98, "end": 23865.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23865.98, "end": 23867.98, "text": " the"}, {"start": 23867.98, "end": 23869.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23869.98, "end": 23871.98, "text": " the"}, {"start": 23871.98, "end": 23873.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23873.98, "end": 23875.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23875.98, "end": 23877.98, "text": " the"}, {"start": 23877.98, "end": 23879.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23879.98, "end": 23881.98, "text": " the"}, {"start": 23881.98, "end": 23883.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23883.98, "end": 23885.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23885.98, "end": 23887.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23887.98, "end": 23895.22, "text": " Give this fool in. Let's see you get out of that one, bitch."}, {"start": 23897.36, "end": 23905.739999999998, "text": " Now, Twilight this bitch. Oh, you're the... you're ranged, right? No, wait. Stop casting a spell."}, {"start": 23905.739999999998, "end": 23909.06, "text": " Yeah, you're ranged."}, {"start": 23909.06, "end": 23923.58, "text": " I cast twilight we could kill this guy also ranged whatever"}, {"start": 23923.58, "end": 23925.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23930.280000000002, "end": 23932.280000000002, "text": " Verbal eyes them"}, {"start": 23935.04, "end": 23937.04, "text": " Okay, we probably waste our man boys"}, {"start": 23939.0, "end": 23941.0, "text": " I don't remember what the front really looks like"}, {"start": 23953.58, "end": 23964.420000000002, "text": " We gotta get back to town."}, {"start": 23964.420000000002, "end": 23972.7, "text": " Gotta make this."}, {"start": 23972.7, "end": 23975.820000000003, "text": " Bairiness."}, {"start": 23975.820000000003, "end": 23977.660000000003, "text": " The enemy comes."}, {"start": 23977.66, "end": 23990.74, "text": " Oh, we got one more."}, {"start": 23990.74, "end": 23991.74, "text": " The enemy comes."}, {"start": 23991.74, "end": 24003.66, "text": " I kind of like K-Ven, it's kind of freaking owning."}, {"start": 24003.66, "end": 24032.86, "text": " I shot the rock boys and I'm not talking Dwayne the Rock."}, {"start": 24032.86, "end": 24044.84, "text": " crit. Yeah it's really really smart by the developers so it's like... to they're"}, {"start": 24044.84, "end": 24047.38, "text": " making it so that enemies who know that their units are dead they're"}, {"start": 24047.38, "end": 24051.940000000002, "text": " literally making them wait so it does not take any longer to conclude the fight."}, {"start": 24051.940000000002, "end": 24055.06, "text": " That's cool."}, {"start": 24055.06, "end": 24067.5, "text": " That's freakin' Poggers."}, {"start": 24067.5, "end": 24075.38, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 24075.38, "end": 24083.140000000003, "text": " Go home!"}, {"start": 24083.14, "end": 24103.14, "text": " made up. Very nice. Can we withstand the horde though? What do you even do? Vampirism."}, {"start": 24103.14, "end": 24105.14, "text": " Enemies do not counterattack, flying."}, {"start": 24107.899999999998, "end": 24109.899999999998, "text": " This guy's just stronger, I think."}, {"start": 24112.579999999998, "end": 24114.579999999998, "text": " Oh, they have no counterattack."}, {"start": 24116.059999999998, "end": 24118.559999999998, "text": " Well, those are big chosen porps, don't care."}, {"start": 24119.62, "end": 24127.04, "text": " Connects an enemy target, enemy two target friendly creature, the enemy takes friendly creature, restores 100% of the damage dealt to HP, those can revive fallen units."}, {"start": 24127.7, "end": 24129.7, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 24133.14, "end": 24143.14, "text": " Upgrade Grave Robbers."}, {"start": 24143.14, "end": 24150.46, "text": " I just, it's so hard for me to generate a, to generate focus points right now."}, {"start": 24150.46, "end": 24156.26, "text": " It is very hard."}, {"start": 24156.260000000002, "end": 24163.260000000002, "text": " Meow, meow, meow, meow."}, {"start": 24163.260000000002, "end": 24168.260000000002, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 24168.260000000002, "end": 24177.940000000002, "text": " Grimoire's a passive you're worried about to everyone he hits."}, {"start": 24177.94, "end": 24179.94, "text": " Got me up, my Wraith has that too."}, {"start": 24186.44, "end": 24188.44, "text": " Purchases more Skellingtons."}, {"start": 24199.539999999997, "end": 24201.539999999997, "text": " What kind of Lich do you think we should have?"}, {"start": 24204.239999999998, "end": 24205.739999999998, "text": " I guess we could have both."}, {"start": 24206.460000000003, "end": 24209.34, "text": " Car 59 one stack. Yeah, we're gonna split them up, I think."}, {"start": 24218.780000000002, "end": 24219.260000000002, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 24221.74, "end": 24223.34, "text": " I feel like we gotta come back though."}, {"start": 24228.86, "end": 24231.260000000002, "text": " I don't think there's much else down here beyond..."}, {"start": 24231.260000000002, "end": 24247.9, "text": " I think we're almost done."}, {"start": 24247.9, "end": 24252.86, "text": " Maybe we wait a turn here."}, {"start": 24252.86, "end": 24253.86, "text": " No, we need two turns."}, {"start": 24266.34, "end": 24267.34, "text": " Destroy that!"}, {"start": 24275.46, "end": 24281.3, "text": " Spatial snare, place two invisible traps of free hexes, traps are going around and the whole thing is creeping in and moving in, ending their turn."}, {"start": 24281.3, "end": 24289.3, "text": " Okay. Target friendly creature deals 35 pure damage with each basic attack and restores the same one of HP."}, {"start": 24289.3, "end": 24295.3, "text": " I don't know where enemy attacks target friendly creature in melee, but enemy takes 200 magic damage."}, {"start": 24301.3, "end": 24303.3, "text": " Mirror copy."}, {"start": 24308.3, "end": 24309.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24312.3, "end": 24313.3, "text": " Neato!"}, {"start": 24314.8, "end": 24316.3, "text": " Oh, that guy's ranged."}, {"start": 24318.3, "end": 24320.3, "text": " Enjoy not attacking, bitch."}, {"start": 24325.3, "end": 24327.3, "text": " It's my vampire, dude."}, {"start": 24341.3, "end": 24363.38, "text": " Slice him up, Doc."}, {"start": 24363.38, "end": 24365.38, "text": " Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 24372.38, "end": 24373.38, "text": " Shoot."}, {"start": 24377.38, "end": 24382.38, "text": " Still killed two of them. That pisses me the fuck off, but whatever, dude. I'm not mad."}, {"start": 24387.38, "end": 24389.38, "text": " I'm not mad."}, {"start": 24389.38, "end": 24392.58, "text": " Wait, why can I use this?"}, {"start": 24392.58, "end": 24397.18, "text": " Oh, we use cave in."}, {"start": 24397.18, "end": 24404.18, "text": " Yeah, these guys are kind of weak, huh?"}, {"start": 24404.18, "end": 24409.18, "text": " Right now."}, {"start": 24409.18, "end": 24413.18, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 24413.18, "end": 24430.62, "text": " You want one of the archers in the middle they could take more punishment."}, {"start": 24430.62, "end": 24436.14, "text": " Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep"}, {"start": 24436.14, "end": 24445.5, "text": " full mana. Hit him with the twilight. Hit him with the attack. Actually, hold on."}, {"start": 24445.5, "end": 24471.5, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha stupid bitch stupid bitch."}, {"start": 24471.5, "end": 24500.5, "text": " I got one of my liches, you son of a bitch."}, {"start": 24500.5, "end": 24516.5, "text": " Blast them. Blast them. Oh, what a cool noise."}, {"start": 24530.5, "end": 24537.5, "text": " Get it a little extra space down here."}, {"start": 24537.5, "end": 24555.86, "text": " Uh, I guess I kind of want to save up for this, but I need the dust arena."}, {"start": 24555.86, "end": 24557.86, "text": " Dread Knight Upgrade Passive."}, {"start": 24565.36, "end": 24567.36, "text": " We need dust man!"}, {"start": 24577.66, "end": 24578.66, "text": " Uh huh."}, {"start": 24581.96, "end": 24582.96, "text": " Hollow Reaper."}, {"start": 24582.96, "end": 24588.12, "text": " Whenever a friendly creature dies, this creature gains a plus 3 attack to lead in a battle."}, {"start": 24588.12, "end": 24592.28, "text": " Each attack also kills plus 1 enemy units in addition to regular damage."}, {"start": 24592.28, "end": 24597.96, "text": " Oh my, it's an execute on everything except for the tier 8, it's just the highest one."}, {"start": 24597.96, "end": 24599.96, "text": " It guaranteed kills."}, {"start": 24599.96, "end": 24601.96, "text": " What a flug."}, {"start": 24601.96, "end": 24604.96, "text": " What the f-lug?"}, {"start": 24604.96, "end": 24607.96, "text": " What do you mean dust?"}, {"start": 24612.96, "end": 24617.96, "text": " I don't want to spend dust. It's asking me to spend dust though."}, {"start": 24617.96, "end": 24620.96, "text": " I just want to spend shit. Fuck you."}, {"start": 24622.96, "end": 24625.96, "text": " You trade for dust? No."}, {"start": 24631.96, "end": 24633.96, "text": " Day traveler."}, {"start": 24642.96, "end": 24644.96, "text": " Yeah we gotta find a..."}, {"start": 24644.96, "end": 24647.96, "text": " Pretty sure we already passed an L from the lab, but I could be wrong."}, {"start": 24649.96, "end": 24651.96, "text": " Me, me, me, me, me."}, {"start": 24651.96, "end": 24653.96, "text": " We don't need to use them yet."}, {"start": 24661.96, "end": 24667.96, "text": " Should have brought a gun bro."}, {"start": 24667.96, "end": 24671.96, "text": " It was a guy walking up."}, {"start": 24671.96, "end": 24677.96, "text": " Exit few days."}, {"start": 24677.96, "end": 24684.96, "text": " Uh, knowledge?"}, {"start": 24684.96, "end": 24701.48, "text": " That's my favorite faction, Heroes of my Magic 3."}, {"start": 24701.48, "end": 24708.04, "text": " I do not- it's been so long, I mean I don't- I think the last time I streamed Heroes of"}, {"start": 24708.04, "end": 24715.04, "text": " my magic I also played the undead so it's probably that."}, {"start": 24715.04, "end": 24741.04, "text": " go get him Billy go get him Billy"}, {"start": 24745.04, "end": 24755.920000000002, "text": " This game now looks like it's from the 90s, dude."}, {"start": 24755.920000000002, "end": 24758.280000000002, "text": " Shut the freak up."}, {"start": 24758.280000000002, "end": 24763.2, "text": " Plus 10% mana restored each morning."}, {"start": 24763.2, "end": 24767.4, "text": " All the spells belonging to Magic Schools, the hero has learned game plus one levels."}, {"start": 24767.4, "end": 24768.4, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 24768.4, "end": 24772.920000000002, "text": " How do we have 16 knowledge?"}, {"start": 24773.88, "end": 24774.68, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 24777.000000000004, "end": 24779.800000000003, "text": " I'm kind of like blowing menace. Let's get the Minerastore."}, {"start": 24782.760000000002, "end": 24785.24, "text": " Gives an unpredictable but great reward."}, {"start": 24788.84, "end": 24791.24, "text": " Man, shut your bitch ass up, dude."}, {"start": 24791.24, "end": 24793.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 24799.920000000002, "end": 24804.280000000002, "text": " Me I'm in here me me me me me kill"}, {"start": 24813.22, "end": 24816.920000000002, "text": " Have a man wait"}, {"start": 24821.24, "end": 24835.0, "text": " Surely we will annihilate any incoming on, right fellas?"}, {"start": 24835.0, "end": 24836.0, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 24836.0, "end": 24841.120000000003, "text": " Hey, wait, did you see that?"}, {"start": 24841.120000000003, "end": 24845.120000000003, "text": " There's no hope."}, {"start": 24845.12, "end": 24856.879999999997, "text": " He waited till he knows."}, {"start": 24856.879999999997, "end": 24863.92, "text": " You're playing to wonders now."}, {"start": 24863.92, "end": 24870.7, "text": " Now, was it goog?"}, {"start": 24870.7, "end": 24871.7, "text": " Or badgo?"}, {"start": 24871.7, "end": 24889.58, "text": " Where was that lab, it's up here, right?"}, {"start": 24889.58, "end": 24909.460000000003, "text": " I mean, I have to have one, right?"}, {"start": 24909.460000000003, "end": 24913.100000000002, "text": " No, I never played Disciples."}, {"start": 24913.100000000002, "end": 24915.100000000002, "text": " It's over here."}, {"start": 24915.100000000002, "end": 24923.780000000002, "text": " the way across the map though. L-O-L."}, {"start": 24932.180000000004, "end": 24935.86, "text": " I suppose it doesn't really matter."}, {"start": 24937.780000000002, "end": 24941.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, let's grab that."}, {"start": 24941.100000000002, "end": 24946.980000000003, "text": " Let's look at our tier 5 spells."}, {"start": 24946.980000000003, "end": 24949.500000000004, "text": " Black Hole."}, {"start": 24949.500000000004, "end": 24957.340000000004, "text": " Up to 2x the way in every direction pulls the furthest affected targets for the center"}, {"start": 24957.340000000004, "end": 24960.500000000004, "text": " of POSC."}, {"start": 24960.500000000004, "end": 24965.100000000002, "text": " All friendly creatures gain 1 speed in initiative, all enemies lose 1 speed in initiative."}, {"start": 24965.100000000002, "end": 24974.38, "text": " 1 plus 1 per every 8 heroes spell power."}, {"start": 24974.38, "end": 24979.86, "text": " Summon a stack of Primal Remnants."}, {"start": 24979.86, "end": 24989.02, "text": " Target friendly creature gains Double Strike and deals and takes 10% more damage."}, {"start": 24989.02, "end": 25000.3, "text": " 100 plus 10 times hero spell power to all creatures in the battle. I assume that means my creatures as well."}, {"start": 25008.62, "end": 25013.260000000002, "text": " Holy moly. My face sticks for seven."}, {"start": 25019.02, "end": 25029.02, "text": " Unless you have magic immune creatures."}, {"start": 25029.02, "end": 25035.02, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 25035.02, "end": 25042.02, "text": " I mean, surely the remnants are maybe not."}, {"start": 25042.02, "end": 25045.02, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 25045.02, "end": 25048.02, "text": " Weird."}, {"start": 25048.02, "end": 25049.02, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 25049.02, "end": 25055.02, "text": " Yeah, we're just gonna get that alchemy shit up."}, {"start": 25055.02, "end": 25056.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25056.02, "end": 25057.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25057.02, "end": 25058.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25058.02, "end": 25059.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25059.02, "end": 25060.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25060.02, "end": 25061.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25061.02, "end": 25062.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25062.02, "end": 25063.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25063.02, "end": 25064.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25064.02, "end": 25065.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25065.02, "end": 25066.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25066.02, "end": 25067.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25067.02, "end": 25068.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25068.02, "end": 25069.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25069.02, "end": 25070.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25070.02, "end": 25071.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25071.02, "end": 25078.02, "text": " Yeah, we just need that alchemy shit up."}, {"start": 25083.14, "end": 25090.14, "text": " Get Kuregra."}, {"start": 25094.02, "end": 25100.94, "text": " Lower than equal or equal to twenty percent of its original number."}, {"start": 25101.02, "end": 25118.98, "text": " So if like it, if it's like a stack of three, at what point does this take effect?"}, {"start": 25118.98, "end": 25119.98, "text": " It's cold and strawberry."}, {"start": 25119.98, "end": 25120.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 25120.98, "end": 25121.98, "text": " No, I know."}, {"start": 25121.98, "end": 25122.98, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 25122.98, "end": 25130.22, "text": " I'm going to have a unit that has that provided we don't die, which we might die."}, {"start": 25130.22, "end": 25135.280000000002, "text": " 3 would take effective at a stack of 3 would take effect at less than one if it"}, {"start": 25135.280000000002, "end": 25140.06, "text": " was less than one it would be zero which means that the spell wasn't really like"}, {"start": 25140.06, "end": 25146.260000000002, "text": " it's gonna get big stacks but he's even good"}, {"start": 25147.54, "end": 25150.22, "text": " huh"}, {"start": 25151.5, "end": 25154.9, "text": " mean oh no"}, {"start": 25160.22, "end": 25164.22, "text": " It affects all creatures."}, {"start": 25170.22, "end": 25174.22, "text": " Oh, you can upgrade it! Wait, that's actually pretty good."}, {"start": 25176.22, "end": 25184.22, "text": " Yeah, when we got attacked last game, the guy had a fully-upgraded Kudugurali cast on all my games, by the way, instantly."}, {"start": 25190.22, "end": 25202.9, "text": " This is a mobile ass game."}, {"start": 25202.9, "end": 25207.9, "text": " Oh chat."}, {"start": 25207.9, "end": 25210.34, "text": " Oh chat."}, {"start": 25210.34, "end": 25213.86, "text": " Oh chat."}, {"start": 25213.86, "end": 25216.14, "text": " Hop on Fortnite."}, {"start": 25216.14, "end": 25225.1, "text": " Yeah, Black Hole is good."}, {"start": 25225.1, "end": 25226.62, "text": " Number 1, Victory Royale."}, {"start": 25226.62, "end": 25229.3, "text": " Yeah, Fortnite, I'm about to get down."}, {"start": 25229.3, "end": 25230.3, "text": " Get down."}, {"start": 25230.3, "end": 25235.5, "text": " Ten kills on the board right now."}, {"start": 25235.5, "end": 25238.3, "text": " Just took out Tomato Day."}, {"start": 25238.3, "end": 25259.18, "text": " I think I'm moving faster on the road, what the hell?"}, {"start": 25259.18, "end": 25261.18, "text": " I mean, it makes sense."}, {"start": 25271.420000000002, "end": 25273.420000000002, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 25275.58, "end": 25277.58, "text": " I'm just like not using this unit."}, {"start": 25280.38, "end": 25282.38, "text": " I'm using this one now."}, {"start": 25284.7, "end": 25286.7, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 25289.18, "end": 25308.74, "text": " What's the play here what's the play here I think we have to go see the thing is like"}, {"start": 25308.74, "end": 25314.34, "text": " Yeah, we have to go get it. It's unfortunate."}, {"start": 25314.34, "end": 25318.640000000003, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 25318.640000000003, "end": 25333.74, "text": " My dust!"}, {"start": 25333.74, "end": 25346.18, "text": " My freaking dust!"}, {"start": 25346.18, "end": 25357.18, "text": " We could uh, we could change these to pestilence liches in order to have another stack of units."}, {"start": 25357.18, "end": 25374.06, "text": " Oh, the arches, right."}, {"start": 25374.06, "end": 25377.62, "text": " I think what happens here is we probably just get fucked by whatever fucked up magic"}, {"start": 25377.62, "end": 25382.14, "text": " that guy had."}, {"start": 25382.14, "end": 25389.34, "text": " This guy is going to cast three spells at the beginning of combat and instantly fuck"}, {"start": 25389.34, "end": 25391.34, "text": " me."}, {"start": 25391.34, "end": 25421.3, "text": " Uh, yes, yes, okay, all right, now we wait."}, {"start": 25421.3, "end": 25426.3, "text": " because he's coming, and he is not pleased. He is not pleased."}, {"start": 25436.3, "end": 25437.3, "text": " Oh God."}, {"start": 25451.3, "end": 25453.3, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 25455.3, "end": 25459.3, "text": " Did he just delete my entire unit stack with that?"}, {"start": 25478.3, "end": 25479.3, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 25481.3, "end": 25495.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25495.98, "end": 25499.059999999998, "text": " This guy probably does a FUCK ton of damage."}, {"start": 25499.059999999998, "end": 25502.059999999998, "text": " Melee."}, {"start": 25502.059999999998, "end": 25503.059999999998, "text": " Range."}, {"start": 25503.059999999998, "end": 25509.66, "text": " Oh man, this guy, that guy does the most damage for sure."}, {"start": 25509.66, "end": 25516.66, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 25518.1, "end": 25525.1, "text": " what are the two most useful spells we could do here"}, {"start": 25539.66, "end": 25554.78, "text": " Black Hole? I didn't learn it. Alright, I didn't make... Wait, why didn't I? Oh,"}, {"start": 25554.78, "end": 25556.78, "text": " because I don't have the ability to use them."}, {"start": 25560.14, "end": 25561.98, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 25564.78, "end": 25565.98, "text": " There's got to be something I can do here."}, {"start": 25580.579999999998, "end": 25584.18, "text": " We can prevent this guy's ranged attack."}, {"start": 25584.78, "end": 25589.539999999997, "text": " or this guy's"}, {"start": 25589.539999999997, "end": 25596.539999999997, "text": " I think this guy might do more damage"}, {"start": 25600.899999999998, "end": 25607.899999999998, "text": " I don't know why I thought I could prevent that. He can't get out there."}, {"start": 25607.9, "end": 25609.9, "text": " Advance!"}, {"start": 25618.100000000002, "end": 25620.100000000002, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 25620.100000000002, "end": 25622.100000000002, "text": " I don't want to throw them away."}, {"start": 25623.9, "end": 25626.300000000003, "text": " I have to be able to get up on these guys."}, {"start": 25634.06, "end": 25636.54, "text": " That ranged guy moved up because he was squilated."}, {"start": 25637.9, "end": 25661.260000000002, "text": " I'm a student, oh damn it, shh, no fucking damage man."}, {"start": 25661.260000000002, "end": 25668.260000000002, "text": " doggy!"}, {"start": 25669.06, "end": 25672.06, "text": " holy fuck dude"}, {"start": 25691.260000000002, "end": 25700.38, "text": " used book my spell book that I can't use because I've used to spells this"}, {"start": 25707.940000000002, "end": 25719.260000000002, "text": " so unfortunately got a high morale proc I mean I don't think it fucking matters"}, {"start": 25751.260000000002, "end": 25753.260000000002, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 25778.260000000002, "end": 25780.260000000002, "text": " Mama Mia"}, {"start": 25781.260000000002, "end": 25788.74, "text": " Oh, he's gonna be able to attack."}, {"start": 25788.74, "end": 25797.780000000002, "text": " This guy instantly deletes one of my stacks, by the way."}, {"start": 25797.780000000002, "end": 25799.980000000003, "text": " That's fucking awesome."}, {"start": 25799.980000000003, "end": 25807.960000000003, "text": " That's fucking awesome, dude."}, {"start": 25807.960000000003, "end": 25809.820000000003, "text": " We should not have attacked him."}, {"start": 25809.82, "end": 25831.42, "text": " would have forced him to... we literally should have just moved next to him. Aw, fuck. I can't"}, {"start": 25831.420000000002, "end": 25833.420000000002, "text": " Smugger, reach him! Kill him, the rocks!"}, {"start": 25843.940000000002, "end": 25845.940000000002, "text": " There's no winning move. I have lost."}, {"start": 25850.140000000003, "end": 25854.54, "text": " 777 to 1.6 thousand damage."}, {"start": 25861.420000000002, "end": 25863.420000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 25870.420000000002, "end": 25872.420000000002, "text": " Big damn"}, {"start": 25878.500000000004, "end": 25880.500000000004, "text": " Why can't oh"}, {"start": 25882.54, "end": 25885.06, "text": " Hey, we got one of them did w"}, {"start": 25891.420000000002, "end": 25917.420000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25917.420000000002, "end": 25927.22, "text": " I'm playing on hard. Okay, so it's good that it's hard. I just want to know..."}, {"start": 25940.86, "end": 25942.86, "text": " What do I do different?"}, {"start": 25942.86, "end": 25949.86, "text": " You're giga-gapped in hero stats?"}, {"start": 25955.86, "end": 25960.86, "text": " You didn't take your mines early enough, you didn't have full fortifications week 2."}, {"start": 25960.86, "end": 25967.86, "text": " Not have a one-attack hero vs. 16 defense hero?"}, {"start": 25967.86, "end": 25975.46, "text": " use roads to move yeah they put all your points in the knowledge and spell"}, {"start": 25975.46, "end": 25977.7, "text": " stuff"}, {"start": 25979.38, "end": 25983.98, "text": " you I don't get to pick my stats"}, {"start": 25986.86, "end": 25991.46, "text": " like a right hit it like yes you do no you don't you get to pick your fucking"}, {"start": 25991.46, "end": 25997.62, "text": " talents hello and I even picked talents that made my attack and defense scale I"}, {"start": 25997.62, "end": 25999.62, "text": " I picked the Battlemage thing or whatever."}, {"start": 26005.219999999998, "end": 26007.219999999998, "text": " It's just to determine my class, yeah."}, {"start": 26009.219999999998, "end": 26010.42, "text": " Not with one attack."}, {"start": 26012.719999999998, "end": 26014.82, "text": " So like, what's the optimal..."}, {"start": 26017.12, "end": 26018.02, "text": " case then?"}, {"start": 26018.02, "end": 26020.82, "text": " You just have a hero with really high attack and defense and then like..."}, {"start": 26021.42, "end": 26024.52, "text": " You have a bunch of items that increase your knowledge and spell power?"}, {"start": 26027.62, "end": 26040.34, "text": " You'll play this but not slay the spire?"}, {"start": 26040.34, "end": 26043.02, "text": " Yeah, idiot."}, {"start": 26043.02, "end": 26044.02, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 26044.02, "end": 26052.26, "text": " They mentioned attention more to tiers of units for this guy so you can farm the units"}, {"start": 26052.26, "end": 26056.66, "text": " you want to scale."}, {"start": 26056.66, "end": 26065.1, "text": " You mean like checking the tier of camps?"}, {"start": 26065.1, "end": 26068.7, "text": " You get out of your cat, your own zone much earlier, you get more castes, you get much"}, {"start": 26068.7, "end": 26069.7, "text": " stronger."}, {"start": 26069.7, "end": 26074.26, "text": " But how would I possibly beat that stack of units?"}, {"start": 26074.26, "end": 26077.06, "text": " You was magic focused here, but had no spell power and didn't even learn the last"}, {"start": 26077.06, "end": 26080.579999999998, "text": " tier of mages."}, {"start": 26080.58, "end": 26084.980000000003, "text": " I did have tier 5 primal I think, but I didn't have a tier 5 primal spell."}, {"start": 26092.980000000003, "end": 26093.980000000003, "text": " Oh what was all this for something?"}, {"start": 26098.480000000003, "end": 26102.280000000002, "text": " We right-click to bring in a shot at an enemy tier so you want to focus on farming up tier units for that hero passive."}, {"start": 26102.280000000002, "end": 26102.780000000002, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 26104.08, "end": 26105.38, "text": " That's a good game. Very good."}]}